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All right, stop. You have the reaction
time of my grandfather.
>> Shout out to you, papa. But I don't want
I mean, okay, so let me get THIS
STRAIGHT. I'M ALREADY PISSED. This was
recorded yesterday, so they were on on
New Year's Eve. Valkyrie, he just shot
nine bullets at your dome. You decided
to sprint like Okay, let's an No, no,
no. Analyze this. Valkyrie gets shot at, right?
and then runs into the guy without
shooting. What are you doing?
Brother, this is where a drone would
come in handy. DM,
DM,
what are you doing? What are you do? Oh
my god. Stop.
ALL RIGHT. NOBODY SHOT AT HIM. WHAT RANK
IS THIS? NO ONE SHOT A SINGLE BULLET AT
YOU, BRO.
HOW DID NOBODY SHOOT A SINGULAR BULLET
AT YOU? WHOA.
YEP. WE'RE BANNED. TWITCH. I did not
know Josh Adam was going to be wielding
an AR-15.
next clip of the day. Second clip of 2026.
2026.
Second clip of the year. [snorts]
Fix mic. Whoa. What do you mean fix mic,
chat? Fix mic. Let me hear how my mic
sounds. Does my mic actually sound bad?
Let Let me listen. Fix mic. What do you
mean fix mic? Let me Let me hear. Fix
mic. What do you mean fix mic? Let me
let me hear.
>> Wait, it does sound like a toilet. It
sounds like I'm on a toilet seat. Wait,
my mic sounds like I'm on a toilet seat, chat.
chat.
My mic sounds like I'm on a toilet seat.
It kind of sounds like I'm talking in a bathroom.
bathroom.
Bro, it's because we're on a new PC, so
we don't have any of the mic settings we
used to have. Chad, don't worry. Hi is
I've never felt less confident in my
life. Kitting.
Wait a minute. Barry,
So, Barry, you have the option to use
the best gun in the game and you're
Were you dropped on your head as a toddler?
Stop. He's pre-firing at ankle level.
Bro, we're never getting out of the
trenches like this, twin.
You're never getting out of bronze, my
boy. You're pre-firing at ankle level,
dude. Like, even if you do land the
pre-fire, it's going to do nine damage.
Swinging you. Swinging you. What is his
sense? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. LOOK AT HIS
SENSITIVITY, BRO. MY GOD.
Is he on like five cent remaining?
remaining?
All right. Yo. Hey, Barry. Barry, your
biggest problem is you're aiming at
penis level. Rainbow Six Siege is a one
shot headshot game. Why are you aiming
bro? Look where this guy. Okay, he's
50
>> bait switch.
Uh, am I blind or you're staring at him,
right? Wait, maybe I'm stupid. Nope.
You're literally staring at him. Are
both of you guys blind? What is this lobby,
lobby, bro?
bro?
>> 10 seconds.
>> All right, Barry. Listen to me and
listen to me clear. Burn your Xbox. He
killed Net Span. Wait, is that actually
Bro, that might dead ass be Net. Y'all
think Net Play Seed though? Uh Barry,
wait. I'm getting distracted.
Hey, Barry. Uh, walking into 2026 here,
bro. I think maybe we just leave gaming
behind. I'm not going to recommend
another game because, bro, I'm going to
be honest. After watching that clip,
there is no hope for you. You are doomed,
doomed,
chat. He's aiming at pelvis level. I
mean, he's Bro, he's going for pre-fires
at pelvis level. New year. Nice shots.
All right, next clip of the day coming
Diamond charm. Now we're talking. Yes.
See, now I'm getting a wreck, too. Well,
you want you guys want me to show you
the boner?
Probably. I probably shouldn't show you
guys my penis unless you guys want me
to. Wait, HS, we need sub count on
screen. I forgot about that, bro. We're
on OBS, so all of our stuff is chopped.
Chat, like we said, bear with us, bro.
Bear with us, bro. It's going to take a
couple of streams to get into a rhythm
on a new PC. You guys want to see the
new PC I got, by the way? Chat, just
bought this PC. Check it out. What do
Good, bad, decent, mid. What do you guys
Chat, what do you guys think? Good, bad,
mid. I'll just do a setup reveal. I'll
do a setup tour. Bunt
two versus five.
Your teammates are voting to surrender.
Dude, I'm telling you, bro. This is a
one-way ticket to Bloxville. If my
friends are voting to surrender when I'm
trying to clutch, you're not a real
How did you just eat the C4 like a
chocolate bar? If that was me, I would
have died on everything I love. I would
have died.
Horrible rain.
Never mind, Daddy.
Daddy, I apologize for everything. I'VE
YOU JUST BLUE BALLALLED ME. MOSES IT
CHAT. THAT'S one of the biggest rules in
clips, bro. You don't blue ball ever.
I lost my train of thought completely. I
Down, boy. I completely lost my train of
thought, chat. How do I
I completely lost my train of thought,
bro. Drayden, next coming in from Drayen 6287.
Chad, is this not the narrowest Gatorade
bottle you've ever seen? Is this not the
narrowest [ __ ] Gatorade bottle you've
Your mic's too low. Hey buddy, High Vis
is on the case. High Vive on the case.
It should be good in like 20 minutes.
He's just tweaking with it.
Two versus three scenario. Wait, but
here's what I understand. Did no one on
the other team set up a flank cam? Like,
bro, this is how you end up in silver,
my guy.
You telling me not a singular soul on
>> I'm in good aim.
>> One friendly remaining.
>> LEFT. [screaming]
>> You have the awareness of a frog.
>> Last operator standing.
>> Left. Left. Left. Left. All right. No.
No. Get Get out. GET OUT. HEY, BRO. HE'S
ON THE LEFT. STOP SPINNING IN CIRCLES, JACKASS.
Last scene 18 days ago on Roblox. Hey,
brother. You might want to stay on
Roblox. All right. Take your talents to
freaking grow a garden. All right. That
was some of the worst awareness I've
ever seen. Dude, he was sprinting on
your left. You looked behind you.
Another guy was sprinting on your left.
YOU LOOKED RIGHT. WAKE UP, CHAD. SOME OF
Y'ALL need to get a coffee, bro. Like,
bro, grab a cappuccino, dude. Lock in,
bro. Get a cappuccino in your system, kid.
kid.
Next day coming in from matcha.
Salutations, fine [ __ ] Can I interest
you in some matcha and back shots?
Sorry. All right, lock in, chat. This
clip is sent 18 days ago.
Bring Mike closer to you. Word to bro.
Hi vibes. It is now closer. It is now closer.
Is he playing with no points on? Holy aura.
OP four located a bomb. Protect it.
>> Close right. Close right. Resing.
Bro, honestly, just let them jump in and
Got it. Op four. Last operator standing. >> Reload.
[screaming] OH MY GOD.
BEST clip of the day. Potentially weak.
That actually made my [ __ ] wet. No,
like I'm legitimately squirting a
fountain on my pants right now. Best
clip of the day. potentially the weak,
bro. Jack, good [ __ ] my guy.
Dude, chat, my Xbox is literally on one
All right, I'm going to be honest. I
completely lost my train of thought yet
again. I completely Who is that, bro?
Chat, I completely lost my train of
thought again.
She's 12. All right, bro. YO, CHAT, NOT
EVERYBODY'S A MINOR.
NOT EVERYBODY'S A MINOR, BRO. JINXY, are
you going to go two whole years without
Wait, did my stream crash?
Wait, what happened to my stream? Chat,
is my stream working?
Bro, I think my dashboard crashed.
Did my stream crash?
Taz with the five gifted. Taz with the
five giftgifted. Chat, did my stream
crash or no? It's good. It's good. Oh my
god. I thought it crashed. Taz to get
the five gifted. [snorts] Bro, if I
would have went through four hours of
setting up a new PC for it to instantly crash.
crash.
I mean, Taz get the five gifted. I would
have I would have turned into demon
mode. You don't want to see me when I'm angry.
All right, just slow down. Was that Was
[snorts] See, here's the thing. In a 3v5
scenario, it's probably a good idea to
get aggressive cuz I think the problem a
lot of players make is in 3v5s, they get
scared and then they just allow
themselves to get cornered in the
objective. You got to even the odds, bro.
Jinxy Charm, I see you, sister.
Sorry, Chad. No. W Jinxy Charm, though.
>> Another one. OH MY GOD. [screaming] GO ON.
ON.
Two more for an ace.
>> Sprinting into the lion scan to catch
him off guard was actually really smart.
Now I'm wet.
Wait, no. I'm literally wet now. That
might be urine.
>> Last op standing.
>> Bro, that No, that was clean. I'm not
even going to hold you.
And then you Bro, you sharp ended the
clip, which means one thing and one
thing only. You choked the round.
You sharp ended the clip, which means
you choked the round, bro.
Oh, this thing. High.
All right, I turned it down. [snorts] Hi
guys, I turned it down a little bit.
Hi Vice, is it is the mic too loud or
too quiet now or is it too erect?
Next clip of the evening coming in from
Kiwi. Kiwi, let's see what you're
working with, baby.
Oh, chat, by the way, Miami beat Ohio State.
State.
Miami, I was not familiar with your
game. Y'all are winning the [ __ ]
national championship, bro. What's that
one dude on Miami that's literally like
a god? Bane, right? Bane. Yeah, that
All right, I'm gonna be honest.
The heart is there. I don't know if the
talent's there, though. You're react.
You're Kiwi. You're not reacting fast
enough. Like, I need you to be pumping
him earlier there,
Twinsky. I I I need you to be pumping
Sledge the window on your left. Sledge
the DOOR ON YOUR LEFT. LEFT.
What rank is this? See, is is this like
what happens when Call of Duty players
try to play Siege? Yo, Sledge, scope in
your gun, YOU LITERAL JACKASS. BRO,
THESE are the COD players, bro. He's
just full sprinting on ADS because he's
BRO, go back to COD, bro. I already know
you came from COD. Hey, he doesn't even
have a uniform on. He literally has the
default skin. He just got THE GAME. HE
GOT the game on Christmas break probably
and he's full SPRINTING UNADEDS.
DON'T [screaming] PLAY R SIX IF YOU'RE
Have you Okay, I was going to say, have
you learned about leaning yet? Okay,
he's finally leaning.
Just get me out. I don't I don't even
want to watch this. This is so bad. It's disgusting.
disgusting.
If you look up on Google how to sell a
Don't don't tell me. Don't. So, not a
singular not a singular one of these
absolute hobnockers decided it was a
good idea to plant. Between all four of
"We don't need a plan. Let's get the KD boost.
boost. [snorts]
Between four human beings, not a
singular one of you [ __ ]
decided to plant the [ __ ] diffuser
and HOLD AN ANGLE. ALL OF YOU DESERVE
NOTHING. YOU ALL [screaming] DESERVE NOTHING.
NOTHING.
Horrible clip.
Chat, what do you mean? Ew. Elch. Yo,
bro. Shut up with Chud.
Bro, shut up with that Chud [ __ ] bro.
Jinxy, how do we How do we find the
account to send clips? Bro, people have
asked me this for years. I literally
can't even say how to get the account
because if more people know, my Xbox
will freeze even faster than it already
does. The more clips that get sent in,
the quicker it freezes and in turn, the
less we can watch clips. Do you feel
what I'm Are you picking up what I'm
putting down? So, bro, you're gonna have
to figure it out. I can't tell you. If I
was to sit here right now and tell all
of you guys my exact gamer tags on all
my accounts, the clips would freeze in 2
minutes. I legitimately can't even tell
y'all. Bro,
High Vives, when you say gain, do you
mean H High, do you mean this thing?
Okay, high watch. Ready? I already did
turn it down a tab, but I'll turn it
Good.
Or more. You think more? More or less?
Or is that the spot right there? Is that
the spot?
How did that sound? I was [snorts]
chat. Sorry. We're just testing some
First booger of 2026, chat. That is my
Bro, that is my first booger of 2026.
Jinxy, when you wake up in the morning,
do you ever fart under the blanket, let
it marinate, and then pull the blanket
Uh, mods, let's get a ban on Taz0801.
Yo, Taz. Um,
what? Hey, brother. What did you just
say? How does your brain even think of
that? Next clip of the day coming in
Why do you look like that? Uh, hey, bro.
[laughter] What the hell is that
supposed to mean? Why do I look like
that? Maybe because I spawned in like
Wait, are you using extended barrel on
the R4C?
See, bro, the thing is extended barrel
is going to give you more damage at
longer ranges, but the problem is your
recoil is going to be through the roof.
I highly doubt you can control the R4C
with extended barrel, but we'll see.
>> You're droning, so that's a good start. [snorts]
[snorts]
Dude, that's a OG shield. I haven't seen
Foot cream. It's already been applied.
Yo, meat. Meat. We already applied the
foot cream, bro. I see you trying to
just spam it and just be annoying. Meat,
if you weren't in the stream earlier, we
already applied the foot cream. Shut up.
FROG.
Wait,
All right, you Okay, this is severely
out of context. Chat, hold up. Whoa.
OH [screaming] MY. NO, NO, NO. THIS IS
WHY WE don't use THE EXTENDED BARREL.
Get out. Randy. Randy. Randy. Randy,
listen to me and listen to me clear, bro.
Randy, I don't ever want to see you
using the extended barrel on the R4C again.
again.
THAT WAS THE MOST RECOIL I'VE SEEN IN YEARS.
YEARS.
BRO, CHAT, how many times I got to Bro,
I literally told y'all I clicked on the
clip. I saw the extended barrel on the
R4C. I instantaneously,
no hesitation, said, "This is going to
be bad." And what happened, bro? It was
terrible. I instantaneously said, "This
is going to be bad." [clears throat]
Sham, thank you for the clip.
Next of the day coming in from Sham.
Stop. Just stop. You guys didn't
reinforce the main breach.
This game's been out for wait now since
it's 2026. 11 years.
This game's been out for 11 years and
you absolute numb skulls are still not
reinforcing the main breach.
>> Atrocious aim. Like let's just let's
Red ped. You're getting red ped [snorts]
>> behind the back. Pushing you. Wait,
Wait,
is that [ __ ] Cronis?
Okay, either I'm dog [ __ ] at controlling
recoil or that might be Cronis. Op four,
last operator standing.
>> Bro, his gun didn't move. I I mean,
like, chat, am I insane? His gun did not move.
Jinxy, do it, Queef. All right. All
right. Yo, I legitimately think some of
y'all in here are not watching the
gameplay at all, and it's mad
disrespectful, yo. So, bro, there's all
these different things happening right
now in the clips, and you're you're
ignoring all of it. you don't care and
you just type do it queef. I
legitimately think half of the What game
What do you mean ANSWER THE QUESTION?
HEY BROTHER, I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER A
QUESTION ABOUT ME QUEEFING.
What is this?
>> I am ready.
>> Oh my god.
Spit in my [ __ ] face.
Get ready.
>> I don't even know who I want to win. Can
they just kiss or something?
No. No. No. Can they just kiss? I I
don't even care about the fight. Can
bro. So, it's like Mortal Kombat dead or
alive five. I've literally never heard
of this.
>> So, it's Mortal Kombat with the HUZ.
It's like Mortal Kombat Gooner edition.
>> All right. I just came on my pants.
[laughter] I'm I'm No, I just came on my
pants, dude. What is happening?
>> [screaming] >> OH.
>> OH. OH.
OH. OH.
BRO, the girl in the white bikini is a badass.
KICK HER [screaming] ASS. KICK HER ASS.
>> [screaming]
>> BRO. OH MY GOD.
>> Why must fight? Is it my sole reason to live?
>> Dominate me. No, literally dominate me.
Manipulate me, gaslight me, destroy me,
spit on me. Like, you're so bad. chat.
Banger clip. Probably best clip of the
Mozband critics.
No. No. Ma ma mausband
critics. Mband critics. Chat. Severely
edited. I severely edited, bro. The
lighting's different. Chat, what do you
mean real? ARE YOU A ROBOT? BRO, THE
LIGHTNING IS DIFFERENT, GUYS. It's not real.
Not AI at all, bro. It's not even AI,
bro. It's just some shitty edited cap
cut [ __ ] picture. It's not [ __ ]
AI, bro. It's just some terrible clip.
Shysics, think of the Drew, think of
Next clip of the evening. Did one of
your teammates leave? Yo, I'm telling
you, bro. Join my rank game and then
leave before the game ends.
Knuckle sandwich. Right in the [ __ ]
lower jaw. Knuckle freaking sandwich,
bro. No boxing glove. Just straight up
knuckle sandwich.
No one's scared of you. You're not
tough. You're not tough. L Chud, who are
you talking to? Yo, so chat, all right,
let's just come out and say it. Who in
this chat could actually kick my ass?
No, be honest. Who could kick my ass?
Just say it. Who in this chat could kick
my ass? Me. Why am I getting a phone call?
call?
Hi guys, what's up?
>> Yo, can you look at the back of the microphone?
I'm looking at it.
>> There should be There should be two
knobs. Yes.
>> Gain. Yep.
>> Yep. Turn that [ __ ] down.
>> How do I turn it down? Join FaceTime.
>> Uh, you twist it. It's a [ __ ] KNOB.
>> All right. HIGH. WHAT DO I DO? What do I do?
do?
>> Yeah. Just twist the knob.
Okay. But
>> but where is it at right now? Can you
>> Wait,
>> should I turn it this way?
>> Hey Chad, we got ASMR going on right
now. Is your hand on your penis? Just
type it free in the chat if your hands
on your penis.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Hi guys. Is it working?
>> No. Turn it to the left all the way. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
I meant Wait. Okay. Is that your left?
Uh the other the right side. Right.
>> Other way. Other way. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Bro, it was already almost on the right side.
side.
>> All right. It's It's all the way on the
right. How does that sound?
>> Good.
>> Other way. Other way.
>> Other way.
>> Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. All right.
All right. We're going all the way the
other way. Ready? Ready. I'm going to do it.
Okay.
I'll do it.
Wh's better? Which one's better?
I'll do one. The other. Yeah. The first
one we had it. First one we had it.
Yeah. No problem.
>> So, we're good now.
>> How does the mic sound right now? Good
or bad?
>> Dad's saying this one, but it's
horrible. I promise you it's horrible.
>> It can't it can't be that bad if they're
saying this one. Here, let me listen to
it. Let Let me listen to it. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Here, [clears throat] I'm going to pull
it up on my phone. Let me listen to it.
>> They're saying it's perfect. Hi, guys.
I'm going to call you back.
>> Perfect. Amazing. This is the best your
mic has ever been. Okay. All right. I'm
going to I'm going to pull it up on
chat. This sounds [ __ ] YO. HEY CHAT,
THIS [screaming] SOUNDS [ __ ] TERRIBLE.
TERRIBLE.
This sounds [ __ ] terrible.
YO, WHY ARE Y'ALL TYPING CRYSTAL CLEAR,
GUYS? IT'S NOT GUYS, IT'S NOT CRYSTAL
CLEAR, BRO. THIS [ __ ] SOUNDS TERRIBLE.
CRYSTAL CLEAR, BRO. THIS [ __ ] SOUNDS
TERRIBLE. WE'RE NOT DOING I'M not
streaming like this. Lovely. I am now
deaf. See you in court. Yo, bro, you
can't [ __ ] sue me cuz my mic sucks.
That doesn't even make sense.
Hi V, answer the [ __ ] phone, bro.
Bro, you can't sue me cuz my mic sucks.
Yo, High V, I'm literally about to get
>> I'm literally about to get a lawsuit for
like breaking people's eardrums. Bro,
how do we fix this [ __ ] This [ __ ] is
ass. Turn it back to
>> the other way.
>> Your right. Turn it back to your right. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> Yeah. All right. It's all the way on my
right now. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> See you in court. Yo, bro. You can't sue
somebody because their mic sucks. You [ __ ]
>> Because their mic sucks. You [ __ ]
>> All right. Now, sit down and then don't
scream at the top of your lungs, but
like do your Yeah. Do your clip farming.
>> What? Bro, high vive. Just give me a
volume one out of 10. How loud?
>> That's pretty good, actually. Yeah, that
was pretty good.
>> Bro, ARE ARE YOU [ __ ] with me? IS IT
WORKING OR NOT? Am I just screaming for nothing?
It's
maybe it's
too perfect.
>> Have eyes. Hey, Earth. Earth to Havas.
What does maybe mean, bro? Is the mic
getting better or is it not? Maybe is
not an answer.
>> Um, can you go back to the the back of
the mic? Make sure the the bottom knob
is second to the right. So, no. Second
to the left. You're left. So, make sure
there should be like four
>> to the most left setting. Correct. >> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> All right. Perfect.
>> It's not on that.
>> Wait, what?
>> It won't even move, dude.
>> Well, that's not a thing. It should move.
move.
>> It's not moving. It's called pattern.
OH, CHAT, HOW DOES THIS SOUND? CHAT, HOW
>> How does this sound? HOW DOES THIS SOUND?
>> Better or worse?
>> This is better. This is better cuz I
could just remove some of the background
Wait, have eyes. I'm going to go pee on
a bush. I'll be back in 38 seconds. Okay.
Okay.
>> Don't come back.
>> We good.
>> You just say we good.
>> Yeah, chat. We made it 365 days. We did
Yeah. Congratulations to the whole chat,
Gucci, what are you talking Gucci? I
streamed two days. So technically it is.
Have you gotten your Porsche yet? No. I
>> Dude, chat. I love boobs, bro. I'm not
>> Yo, JC dead ass.
>> Um, >> yes.
>> Frames are dropping.
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
Let me get this straight. No, no, no.
Let Let me get this straight. Let me get
this straight. Whis installed a new PC,
downloaded a 100 things for 4 hours, and
the frames are dropping again. Wait,
maybe it's OUR BIT RATE. NO, NO, IT'S
BECAUSE OF OUR BIT RATE. WE'RE ON 8K bit
rate. Who do we think we are?
>> No, that's fine. That's bit rate too
perfect. That That one's good.
>> No, go lower. Go low.
>> No, Pixie, it's fine, bro. You're gonna
You're gonna lag sometimes. The stream's
been perfect. Why would you touch something?
something?
>> Daddy's talking.
All right.
>> Hi vibes. I listen. I streamed on 4500
bit rate for years and no one noticed.
Just told you now, chat. Bro, go to like
5K. Let's be humble, bro. Let's be
[ __ ] humble.
>> You know what, Diny? We'll No, no, no.
5K is a little too much. We'll go to
4500. And you know what? The chat will
be looking through a [ __ ] microwave.
You know what?
>> NO. NO. GO 6K.
>> DO IT RIGHT NOW.
>> GO DO IT RIGHT NOW.
>> HI VICE, DON'T END THE STREAM, YOU
LITTLE ASS WIPE. HIGH VICE 6K.
How does the sleep look? It looks good,
right? IT LOOKS GOOD, CHAD. IT LOOKS
GOOD. L employee, L boss. Chad, how does
it look? Look good.
>> I mean, we can't God damn, WE CAN'T SEE [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> PIXELS. EW. HORRID. Chud microwave
stream. Horrible. Awful. Wait, Chad. It
actually looks bad.
>> Literally can't see nothing. 480p.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S DO A
GOONATHON. NO, dead ass chat. 2026, bro.
Let's do a [ __ ] Goonathon.
If you WANT TO BE A PART OF THE
GOONATHON, TYPE A RT in the chat or
retweet it a chat or a G. No, let's do
it. Chad, let's do it, bro. Let's
[ __ ] do it.
>> Let's put a timer on the screen.
>> Well, no, not right now. Don't No,
don't. I have eyes. No, don't do the
Goonathon right now.
>> I know 20 seconds cuz I know you can't
last any any longer than that.
>> No, chat. We're not No, don't start
gooning right now. Chat, don't go to me.
>> Chat, you No. Everybody remove their
hand off their penis.
High vise. High five. Chat, don't >> chat.
>> chat.
Hi guys, you're fired, chat. Like,
WHAT IS THIS? STOP COUNTING [screaming]
DOWN. NO, CHAT. NO. HI GUYS. DON'T DON'T DON'T.
All right, chat. Listen.
GOD DAMN IT, CHAT.
If y'all actually nodded on me right
there, bro. Legitimately find the Lord.
Legitimately find the lord, dude.
Legitimately All right, clip. [snorts]
It's all over my screen. It's all over
my screen. It's warm. My phone is sticky
now. It's everywhere. It's all over. I
glazed you like a donut. I just nutted.
It's all over my phone. Holy [ __ ] shot.
Uh, chat, this is a gaming stream.
This is not a ex [ __ ] video stream,
bro. This is a gaming stream, y'all.
Keep it in YOUR PANTS FOR THE LOVE
Got Ash R4C. Okay. 2v5 scenario for Ash R4C.
camera. Default camera. All right. So,
we're not shooting defaults. Got it. Uh,
Listen, he shouldn't repeat peak you,
but he's going to repeat peak you
Wait, maybe not. Maybe this is a high
rank. Maybe this is a Nope. I can hear
them coming. I can hear them running to
They're never disciplined in chat.
[snorts] Demon, thank you for the prime
>> you actually have really good awareness.
You're [snorts] looking in all the right
directions. I like this, kid. I like
this. I like this.
Behind you. Yep. Right there. Right
there. Right there. Right there. Right there.
there.
You can win this, bro. YOU CAN WIN THIS.
Oh my god. YOU GOT IT. YOU ACTUALLY GOT
Good.
You got it. You got it. You got it. You
Bro, why are they still peeking?
Wait, no, no, no. Why are they still peeking?
>> Look, BRO. IN A 1V5, I UNDERSTAND.
>> 15 seconds.
>> 10 seconds.
You're not even going to, >> bro.
Shout out to Pulse. He was the Oh my
god. What did I say? What did I SAY?
THAT RIGHT THERE IS A TEXTBOOK EXAMPLE
OF A [ __ ] GOLD LOBBY.
Last change. Go back to old settings for
like that. All right, chat. Does that
sound good? Guys, let's do some ASMR
clip opening here today. Does anybody
have their hand on their testicles?
And if you do have your test hand on
your testicles, start fondling your ball
hairs slowly right now. At a medium velocity,
velocity, [snorts]
[snorts]
start fondling your balls. Wait, Apex Legends.
Legends.
That is a name I haven't heard in a long time.
>> Oh, it's Christmas themed. That's kind
of cozy.
>> Enemy far. Don't let them slip away.
Taking damage.
>> What? How are you on fire?
>> What has happened?
>> WAIT, you clipped a 1K protein shake.
>> Protein shake. Ice Hawk with the 2,000
berries. Is that Theodore?
Play it, bro. I want to play. You know
Um, what's it called? Wait, chat. Okay,
WHAT battle royale is better in the big
2 six?
Apex Legends or Fortnite? Be honest,
too. Apex Legends or Fortnite? [laughter]
[laughter]
[snorts] What game is better, Jitty with
the Five Gifted?
Wait, somebody just said Arc Raiders.
Bri, I have to try that game. Look, I've
never in my life seen a game with more
hype than Arc Raiders. Phil Swift with
the 10 gifted Phil. Bend me over and
[ __ ] me,
dude. I I never seen a game with more
hype around it than our creators. I have
to play that game, bro. I have to play
that game at least once.
Titanfall 2, bro. A lot of people tell
me to play that game, too. Bro, I'm
going to I'm going to play that game
eventually, bro. Chat, 2026, bro. I'm
going to by the end of the year, bro,
mark my words. We're going to end up
playing a 100 different games, bro. By
the end of the year, bro.
I'm going to play like one or two new
games every week. Maybe even three. Gav.
Got a clip coming in from my boy Gav, bro.
bro.
Play with Peanut. Guys, um, bro, if
y'all want me to, um, we could play we
could try Arc Raiders with Peanut
tomorrow, bro. If y'all actually want me
to. I know he streams late, but I'm not
doing anything tomorrow.
But I, Dude, I need him to teach me,
All right. I I'll text Peanut right now.
I'll text Peanut right now and see if he
wants to play. Bro, chat, I don't know
how to I don't know how to play Arc
Raiders, though. But Peanut said he
wants to uh he said he wants to play.
Sunny, thank you for the 10th. I love
Good. One op four remaining.
Bro, you're using Rook with the
Play with your pee pe. Hey, shut the
>> down TO 15 SECONDS.
>> LEFT. LEFT. DUDE, he tried to hit you
with the bait and switch, but you're
locked in. That's what I
That's what I like TO SEE. ALL RIGHT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
it's time to hop on some Clash chat.
Here is the plan, bro. We're going to do
a Clash Royale challenge and then we are
going to solo Q to diamond [ __ ] one.
Maybe even champion. I kind of sort of
want to get grindy tonight.
I kind of sort of want to get grindy tonight.
tonight.
Happy Wheels. Oh my god, I forgot Happy
Wheels. We got to go on Happy Wheels first,
first,
chat. Let's beat a new level tonight.
Let's [clears throat] be I I complet I
Happy Wheels completely slipped out of
my ass. I forgot about that. Chat, it's
time to play SOME HAPPY WHEELS. HAVE IT
loaded up. Hi guys, loaded up. Sophia,
thank you for the V. Gooby, thank you
for the Vo. Vixies, thank the All right,
chat. We're getting on Happy Wheels.
We're going to beat a new level. Then
we're getting on Clash. Then we're
getting on R six. It's going to be a
long stream, bro.
[music] All right. Where did we leave off?
off?
We left off on Pokemon training. Our
next level is
I believe our next level is BMX Park.
I'm pretty sure, chat, we left off on
Pokemon Trader. I believe our next level
is BMX trader.
This is it. BMX Park, chat, this is the
level. Here we go. What is this?
How do you play this one? Oh, this is
easy, bro.
Bro, I'm actually good at this one. I'm
good at this one. This is so easy. Whoa.
Um, that's I'm picking up speed. Picking
up speed.
Oh my god. How am I not dead? How am I not?
Wait. What? No. Timmy. Timmy. Timmy. Timmy.
FIRST TRY.
HOLY [ __ ]
BROTHERS. First try.
All right. Come on. What's the next
level, Jeff? [snorts] What's the next
level? What's the next level? What's the
next level? What's the next level?
What's the next level? What's the next
course.
Wait, can we go full screen?
There we go. Welcome. Your goal is to
I I'm actually him. NO, I'M HIM. I'M
What are those things?
No, no, no, NO, NO, NO, [screaming] NO,
Okay, I think I'm getting the hang of this.
I'm the unluckiest person ever. Did
y'all see that?
Come on. Lock it. We got this. We got
No. Timmy. Timmy. Stay alive, Timmy. Yes.
Yes.
Go through. Go through. Go. Go. Go. Oh
I'm I'm doing it. I'm doing it. WHAT? [screaming]
[screaming]
My intestines. What was I supposed to do
on that one?
What was I supposed to do on that one, bro?
Hands down, without a doubt, the hardest
level I've ever done. HANDS
[clears throat] DOWN, WITHOUT A DOUBT,
Bro, I feel like this level, there's a
check. I THOUGHT OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT
Go. Beautiful. Beautiful. Stick the
landing. Beautiful. Beautiful.
Oh my god, my helmet's gone. I dodged
chat. Am I okay?
okay?
I know I can beat this level if I
actually just lock in. I know I can beat
this level. I know for a fact I can beat
this level. Just Okay. Focus. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no. Don't hit the ball.
Don't hit the ball. Don't hit the ball. [screaming]
[screaming]
Chad, do y'all have any advice, bro?
Y'all have any advice? Don't be A CHUD.
Speed is key.
Practice mode. Hey, BRO. THERE'S NO
How do I load up the What? Where? What
bro? THERE'S NOT A PRACTICE MODE. SHUT UP.
ALL RIGHT,
let's go. Let's go, guys. Come on. Let's
go. Let's go. Speed is key. Speed is
key. Speed is key. Yep. Speed is key.
Yep. Speed is key. Speed is key. Speed
THAT'S [screaming] [ __ ]
PERFECT. PERFECT. PERFECT. PERFECT. Keep
going. Keep going. Yes. Timmy. Timmy.
Shoot. Timmy, not me. Shoot my kid. Not
me. Perfect. Sorry, Timmy. There's a
spear in YOUR
I'm doing it. I'm actually doing it.
Wait, I'm actually doing it. No. No. I'm
actually doing it.
Bro, how am I supposed to get over this
thing? Hold up.
No. Don't crush my balls. Whatever you
do, do not crush my balls. This is the
closest I'll ever come. Come on.
TIMMY. NO. TIMMY, DON'T DIE ON ME, TIMMY.
T. OH, Timmy's dead. Timmy's dead. Come
on. Come on. Come on. I got to get a
Oh my god. How is my neck not broken?
WHAT THE I'M PULLING UP CHAT ON MY
PHONE. CHAT, WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE?
WHAT? CHAT, WHAT COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY DONE?
SORRY, old man Jenkins.
This is the hardest level in the game.
We're not getting off till we beat this.
This is the hardest level in the game,
hands down.
Hardest level in the game. All right.
I'm just going to haul ass. I think
hauling ass is the only thing that
works. I think hauling ass is the only
thing that works, bro. Yep. We're doing
good. We're cooking. We're cooking.
We're cooking. Hold on, TIMMY. HOLD ON, TIMMY.
TIMMY.
Shot me in my butt.
DOES THAT [ __ ] HAVE AIMBOT OR WHAT?
This is the hardest level in the game.
Hands down. Without a doubt, hardest
level in the game. All right.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. All right.
Welcome. Your goal is to survive. Yeah.
Timmy. Oh my god. It's okay. I never
loved that kid. Anyways, keep going. No,
no, no, no. Wait, what? That's glass.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE OH MY GOD, LOOK AT TIMMY.
TIMMY.
El father. Bro, listen. All right,
Timmy. Timmy, I need you for when we get
to the harpoon. Timmy, stop waving your
arms. Timmy, relax. Timmy, when we get
to the harpoon, I need you to tank the
shots. Okay,
Timmy. You're sacrificing yourself for
your father. This is a noble way to go
out. THIS IS NOBLE, TIMMY. REMEMBER,
TIMMY, THIS IS NOBLE. DAMN IT.
>> OH my god. He's already dead. We He's
already dead.
And the All right, that harpoon is broken.
I got an idea. I can reflect things with
Chad, if I use my t tires, I can reflect
things. Watch.
See? Oh my god, Timmy's legs are off or
[screaming] See, Chad, look, I can dodge it with my
See, Chad, look, I can dodge it with my tire. See? See? I'm dodging with the
tire. See? See? I'm dodging with the tire. See? Oh, it's out of ammo, dude. I
tire. See? Oh, it's out of ammo, dude. I understand it now. It has ammo. Oh my
understand it now. It has ammo. Oh my god. I understand it.
god. I understand it. Keep going.
Keep going. I'm I I won. I won. I won. I actually
I'm I I won. I won. I won. I actually won. Wait.
won. Wait. I won. I won. Good. You're almost there.
When I TELL YOU MY HEART JUST SANK, BRO. I THOUGHT I was [sighs and gasps]
one more. One more level, chat. I thought I was cooked. All right,
chat. I thought I was cooked. All right, speed bridge. This looks easy. Speed
speed bridge. This looks easy. Speed bridge.
bridge. How does this one work?
I get it. I get it. I get it. All right. You got to maintain velocity while
You got to maintain velocity while staying high with the bike. Got it.
I'm so locked in. It's insane. I might be the greatest Happy Wheels gamer of
be the greatest Happy Wheels gamer of all time.
Keep it up. Keep it up. Yes. Keep it up, [snorts]
[snorts] Timmy. NO. TIMMY, NO. TIMMY. TIMMY.
Timmy. NO. TIMMY, NO. TIMMY. TIMMY. [screaming]
[screaming] TIMMY.
TIMMY. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS without him.
I just I Another one. I'm I'm the best. I'm flying through this prehistoric
I'm flying through this prehistoric pilgrim.
pilgrim. I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can
I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do. Oh, he died. The knight died. I
do. Oh, he died. The knight died. I don't give a [ __ ] Let's go.
Keep out. [snorts] Unnatural Science Company. We cross
Unnatural Science Company. We cross lines. Man was never meant to cross.
How am I supposed to get up there, Chad? Oh. Oh. Oh,
this is the coolest level I've ever seen in my life.
in my life. This is the coolest stuff I've ever seen
This is the coolest stuff I've ever seen in my life. Somebody gifted 100. Who
in my life. Somebody gifted 100. Who gifted 100?
gifted 100? Who gifted 100?
Who? Who?
Who? Anonymous. Holy aura.
Anonymous. ANOTHER 100. HOLY CRAP. [screaming]
ANONYMOUS. I love you, bro. You're literally the goat. I love you so much.
Chad, it's not Elgateful. I'm What is this? What is happening? Duck. Duck.
this? What is happening? Duck. Duck. Duck. Duck. No. Get back on that. Get
Duck. Duck. No. Get back on that. Get back on it.
What type of troll [ __ ] is this? What type of troll [ __ ] is this?
All right, we're beating this level. Come on. We're beating this level. Come
Come on. We're beating this level. Come on.
on. Come on. We're beating this level.
There we go. There we go. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. BRO, did he actually get another 100?
BRO, did he actually get another 100? Are you serious?
Your timing is dog [ __ ] Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey. Hey, [ __ ] I haven't PLAYED
Hey. Hey. Hey, [ __ ] I haven't PLAYED THIS GAME IN 13 YEARS. PUT A SOCK IN IT.
BRO, this is actually such a cool level design. This might be the most unique
design. This might be the most unique level. All right, CHAT. WHEN THE
level. All right, CHAT. WHEN THE DINOSAUR COMES, WHAT DO I DO? LITERALLY,
DINOSAUR COMES, WHAT DO I DO? LITERALLY, WHAT DO I DO?
WAIT, back up. Remember, he gets killed. remember. Okay. Do I run the left?
remember. Okay. Do I run the left? Run the other way.
Okay. Do I run to the left? Run to the left or the right, bro. Another 100.
left or the right, bro. Another 100. HIGH. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Somebody gifted another 100. Say you swear to God.
swear to God. Say you swear to God. Somebody gifted
Say you swear to God. Somebody gifted another 100.
another 100. Marlin. Marlin is in the chat. Just want
Marlin. Marlin is in the chat. Just want to say you're the goat. Big inspiration
to say you're the goat. Big inspiration for real to me. Streaming every day.
for real to me. Streaming every day. You're [ __ ] crazy. You should get
You're [ __ ] crazy. You should get your flowers. Thank you, Marlin. Thank
your flowers. Thank you, Marlin. Thank you, Marlin. What a guy, bro. What a
you, Marlin. What a guy, bro. What a guy. Marlin, thank you so much, bro. I
guy. Marlin, thank you so much, bro. I love you, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you
love you, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you genuinely, bro. Thank you, chat. Let's
genuinely, bro. Thank you, chat. Let's get a W Marlin in the chat, bro.
get a W Marlin in the chat, bro. I did not know he was in the chat. Chat,
I did not know he was in the chat. Chat, as y'all can tell, I'm locked in right
as y'all can tell, I'm locked in right now. I didn't even Bro, this dude's
now. I didn't even Bro, this dude's gifted 400 [ __ ] subs. Are you He
gifted 400 [ __ ] subs. Are you He gifted another 100. All right. Who is
gifted another 100. All right. Who is this? There is a dude
this? There is a dude anonymously gifting 100 subs every
anonymously gifting 100 subs every minute. Is this like the Illuminati?
minute. Is this like the Illuminati? What is happening? LEGITIMATELY, WHAT IS
What is happening? LEGITIMATELY, WHAT IS HAPPENING, BRO? THANK YOU. YOU DO NOT
HAPPENING, BRO? THANK YOU. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GIFT A SINGULAR SUB. WHO IS
HAVE TO GIFT A SINGULAR SUB. WHO IS THIS? IS THIS THE [ __ ] ILLUMINATI?
Oh my god. Accident. Let me start my lap.
It's Marlin, bro. Why? But why would Marlin gift anonymously?
Marlin gift anonymously? Bro, he's gifted 600 subs. What is going
Bro, he's gifted 600 subs. What is going on, bro? Like, what is happening,
on, bro? Like, what is happening, bro? Chat, I think 2026, bro, we're
bro? Chat, I think 2026, bro, we're going to hit 100k again. That like dead
going to hit 100k again. That like dead ass. Dead ass.
Bro. All right. I actually hate the pogo stick.
All right. Hit the button. Hit the button. See, I understand this level
button. See, I understand this level now. Yo, [snorts] chat. When I run into
now. Yo, [snorts] chat. When I run into the dinosaur, what do I do? When I run
the dinosaur, what do I do? When I run into the dinosaur, what do I do? I
into the dinosaur, what do I do? I actually I legitimately don't know what
actually I legitimately don't know what to do on the dinosaur. No. Like, chat.
to do on the dinosaur. No. Like, chat. [clears throat] Oh, god. I don't know
[clears throat] Oh, god. I don't know what to do.
Marlin said it was him. So Marlin gifted 700 subs. Marlin, I [ __ ] love you,
700 subs. Marlin, I [ __ ] love you, bro. W Marlin, man. W [ __ ] Marlin,
bro. W Marlin, man. W [ __ ] Marlin, bro.
All right, chat. Watch this jump timing. Ready?
Got it. Back up. Back up. Remember, this guy dies, chat, what do I do? What do I
guy dies, chat, what do I do? What do I do on this?
I don't know what to do, Chad. I don't know what to do on the
know what to do on the I don't know what to do on the dinosaur.
I don't know what to do on the dinosaur. What do I do? What do I do?
I got to get to this door. Huh? I got to get to that door, Chad. I got
I got to get to that door, Chad. I got to get in here, right, bro? Another 100
to get in here, right, bro? Another 100 gifted. All right. I don't even know
gifted. All right. I don't even know what's happening.
what's happening. Bro's emoting,
Bro's emoting, chat. I don't even know what's
chat. I don't even know what's happening. Yo, bro. I'm pretty sure like
happening. Yo, bro. I'm pretty sure like Jeff Bezos is like gifting subs at this
Jeff Bezos is like gifting subs at this point.
point. I actually don't know what's happening.
Run away. Okay. How did I break my ankle?
All right, chat. Lock in. Ladies and gentlemen, we need to run away from this
gentlemen, we need to run away from this dinosaur.
It's Mr. Beast. Wait, you think Mr. Beast is gifting?
Beast is gifting? What?
What? [screaming]
Bro, whoever's gifting is aura farming, bro. It's an anonymous gift, bro.
Whoever is gifting is aura farming, dude.
dude. like dead ass.
I I I've never seen anything like this, bro. He's gifted a thousand subs in two
bro. He's gifted a thousand subs in two minutes.
bro. What is happening? Legitimately, what is happening?
Somebody said, "Please feed. I need this."
this." All right. Don't die. Don't die. All
All right. Don't die. Don't die. All right. I know what to do. I have this
right. I know what to do. I have this whole level figured out. Everybody relax
whole level figured out. Everybody relax and lock in.
and lock in. What's my guy doing? Is my guy high on
What's my guy doing? Is my guy high on weed? What is my What is my guy doing?
weed? What is my What is my guy doing? How do I get him to not do this?
How do I get him to not do this? BRO, HE GIFTED ANOTHER 100. WHAT IS
BRO, HE GIFTED ANOTHER 100. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
YES. YES. YES. Here we go. All right. All right. Lock in. Lock in.
All right. Lock in. Lock in. Dodge this. Dodge this,
chat. Lock in. Lock in. Remember, lock in. Lock in. The dinosaur is going to
in. Lock in. The dinosaur is going to bite him.
jump. Now we go backwards immediately right to
Now we go backwards immediately right to this door.
this door. Now what do we do? Oh my god, I figured
Now what do we do? Oh my god, I figured it out. I figured it.
it out. I figured it. Did I beat the level? I think I beat the
Did I beat the level? I think I beat the level.
Use arms to grab. Wait, hold on. What does that
to grab. Wait, hold on. What does that say? Grab space triceratops. Grab his
say? Grab space triceratops. Grab his tail. Oh god, I have to grab his tail.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to do I'm I'm going to end up
going to do I'm I'm going to end up failing. I'm going to end up failing. If
failing. I'm going to end up failing. If I die right now, bro, I'm going to be so
I die right now, bro, I'm going to be so pissed.
All right, land here. Eject with Z and then immediately hold up until you
and then immediately hold up until you land.
What? No. No. Get down there. No. Yes. No.
This level's impossible. We'll try it again tomorrow. [laughter]
We'll try it again tomorrow. [laughter] This level's impossible. We'll try again
This level's impossible. We'll try again tomorrow, bro.
tomorrow, bro. This level's impossible, bro.
I'm quitting, bro. What did I do? Bro, he anonymously gifted another 100 subs.
he anonymously gifted another 100 subs. All right, bro. Dead ass. Who is this?
All right, bro. Dead ass. Who is this? Bro, you have anonymously gifted 2,000
Bro, you have anonymously gifted 2,000 subs in 5 minutes. Are you literally
subs in 5 minutes. Are you literally Steve Jobs? Who is this guy? Who is
Steve Jobs? Who is this guy? Who is this? Holy [ __ ] aura.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for some good old challenges.
good old challenges. Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen. It is time, boys. We are about to play Clash Royale at
We are about to play Clash Royale at 11,000 trophies with the best button in
11,000 trophies with the best button in Clash Royale, the random deck generator.
Clash Royale, the random deck generator. Now, here are the rules, bro.
Now, here are the rules, bro. Today we're going to be pushing for
Today we're going to be pushing for 12,000 trophies, but I can only use
12,000 trophies, but I can only use randomized decks. Now, chat, I have a
randomized decks. Now, chat, I have a question. Once they give me the deck,
question. Once they give me the deck, I'm allowed to move the EVOs into the
I'm allowed to move the EVOs into the EVO slots, right?
EVO slots, right? Oh my god,
Oh my god, chat. Am I allowed to do that? What do
chat. Am I allowed to do that? What do y'all think, chat?
y'all think, chat? Chat, should I be allowed to do that?
Chat, should I be allowed to do that? Hi, guys. Can we fix my thing? I want
Hi, guys. Can we fix my thing? I want Chrome on here.
Chrome on here. I don't even have chrome on here. I want
I don't even have chrome on here. I want to be able to rech
my chrome hidden ch that that I'm going to respawn. Don't worry.
Okay. Yes. Okay. All right. Let's explain the rules.
explain the rules. I'm turning this music off.
Perfect. All right, ladies and gentlemen.
gentlemen. Let me clear out all my deck slots. Just
Let me clear out all my deck slots. Just o OCD. You know what I'm saying? You
o OCD. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'M
know what I'm saying? You know what I'M SAYING? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU
SAYING? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? ALL RIGHT, CHAT.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? ALL RIGHT, CHAT. SO,
SO, today we are going to be playing Trophy
today we are going to be playing Trophy Road at 11,064
Road at 11,064 trophies, but there's one rule.
trophies, but there's one rule. We are picking our deck with the best
We are picking our deck with the best button in all of Clash Royale. A lot of
button in all of Clash Royale. A lot of people don't know this, but if you go to
people don't know this, but if you go to your battle deck, click the three lines,
your battle deck, click the three lines, and then click that magic wand, you can
and then click that magic wand, you can pick whatever duck or not duck. You can
pick whatever duck or not duck. You can pick what? Well, you get a completely
pick what? Well, you get a completely random card. Okay.
random card. Okay. Or random deck, sorry. So, when you
Or random deck, sorry. So, when you click this wand, you get a completely
click this wand, you get a completely random deck. Every game, we're going to
random deck. Every game, we're going to keep respinning this and see if we CAN
keep respinning this and see if we CAN WIN. FIRST DECK. Oh god.
Wait, hold up. Wait, this deck has some synergy, bro. Wait, what if I move the
synergy, bro. Wait, what if I move the witch here? Now I have Hero Knight.
witch here? Now I have Hero Knight. Smart. Okay, we have Poison Zap. We have
Smart. Okay, we have Poison Zap. We have Lava Hound, Mega Minion, Ice Wizard,
Lava Hound, Mega Minion, Ice Wizard, Hero Knight, Evo Cannon, Evo Witch. All
Hero Knight, Evo Cannon, Evo Witch. All right, for our first random deck, not
right, for our first random deck, not bad. Legitimately.
bad. Legitimately. All right, I need to lock in. I need to
All right, I need to lock in. I need to lock in because we're going to be using
lock in because we're going to be using random decks. Our opponents are going to
random decks. Our opponents are going to be sweating their balls off.
be sweating their balls off. All right, first opponent of the day is
All right, first opponent of the day is my boy Sappy.
my boy Sappy. I guess I'll go witch here. Just get to
I guess I'll go witch here. Just get to the evolution. It looks like he's
the evolution. It looks like he's playing hog 2.6.
I'm going to knight in front of this. [snorts]
[snorts] I just to get my witch more value. Wait,
I just to get my witch more value. Wait, maybe I can use my ability.
Witch chat. Was that a good ability or a bad ability? What do y'all think?
bad ability? What do y'all think? [laughter]
[laughter] Dude, he's using hog, but on the bright
Dude, he's using hog, but on the bright side, we do have cannon. Wait, chat,
side, we do have cannon. Wait, chat, maybe I can get a king tower activation.
maybe I can get a king tower activation. Please, please.
Please, please. >> Perfect.
>> Perfect. Nice. Okay.
Nice. Okay. All right. The thing about Lava Hound
All right. The thing about Lava Hound is it's not really good to play the Lava
is it's not really good to play the Lava Hound in single elixir. But chat, it's
Hound in single elixir. But chat, it's probably a good time to play it though
probably a good time to play it though because he doesn't have hog rider in
because he doesn't have hog rider in hand and his only air unit is
hand and his only air unit is firecracker. Bro, I think we have this
firecracker. Bro, I think we have this guy hard countered.
guy hard countered. Dude, his only air card is firecracker.
Dude, his only air card is firecracker. He already lost, bro. He 100% lost.
He already lost, bro. He 100% lost. There's no way I lose this.
There's no way I lose this. Look, bro. He can't even see. He knows.
Look, bro. He can't even see. He knows. Wait, we just poison. And bro, that's
Wait, we just poison. And bro, that's game. No, no, no. That That's actually
game. No, no, no. That That's actually game.
That That's game, bro. He He's so cooked. There's nothing
bro. He He's so cooked. There's nothing this guy could do. Wait, chat. Watch
this guy could do. Wait, chat. Watch this. I'm about to cook. Watch this.
this. I'm about to cook. Watch this. Watch this. Trust me, you're going to
Watch this. Trust me, you're going to want to see this, chat. Watch
want to see this, chat. Watch watch watch.
Okay, that that that was Okay, that was better in my head. No, no, that
better in my head. No, no, that [laughter]
[laughter] that idea was better in my head. Oh god.
that idea was better in my head. Oh god. I think I have to eat this firecracker.
I think I have to eat this firecracker. Yeah, I have to eat that firecracker cuz
Yeah, I have to eat that firecracker cuz bro. Zap zap zap zap zap zap zap. Okay,
bro. Zap zap zap zap zap zap zap. Okay, we can win this. Let's go. All right,
we can win this. Let's go. All right, lava hound in the back.
I think we witch the bridge here. Not the bridge, but we need to support.
Not the bridge, but we need to support. Okay, he's going to go firecracker right
Okay, he's going to go firecracker right here.
All right, let's just keep the pressure up. My push is huge. My push is
up. My push is huge. My push is literally gigantic, bro. If this guy
literally gigantic, bro. If this guy defends this, I don't care. He's
defends this, I don't care. He's cheating.
Zap. Bro, I might actually have lost. Did I
Bro, I might actually have lost. Did I lose? I can't EVEN TELL. WHICH WHICH
lose? I can't EVEN TELL. WHICH WHICH YES, [laughter]
BRO. OKAY. Random deck number one. Not bad. At least we had a win condition,
bad. At least we had a win condition, bro.
Oh, not now. What? Okay. Random deck number two coming in
Okay. Random deck number two coming in hot. Chad, let's see if we can go
hot. Chad, let's see if we can go undefeated, a man. All right. Here we
undefeated, a man. All right. Here we go. Generate random deck.
go. Generate random deck. Okay, this deck looks really good, bro.
Okay, this deck looks really good, bro. Hold up. Elite Barbarians, Rascals,
Hold up. Elite Barbarians, Rascals, Piggies, Snowball,
Piggies, Snowball, Poison, Evo Gob Barrel, Skeleton. Bro,
Poison, Evo Gob Barrel, Skeleton. Bro, this is a chat. Should I go Evo Goblin
this is a chat. Should I go Evo Goblin Barrel or Evo Skellies or Evo Piggies?
Barrel or Evo Skellies or Evo Piggies? We have to make a good decision here,
We have to make a good decision here, chat. Maybe Evo Piggies, right?
Y'all are saying pigs. I kind of agree. Yeah, I agree. We We need that other win
Yeah, I agree. We We need that other win condition because, bro, only relying on
condition because, bro, only relying on one win condition is not good.
one win condition is not good. [cough]
[cough] All right, our next opponent is Steve
All right, our next opponent is Steve here. Steve, good luck. My deck is
here. Steve, good luck. My deck is completely randomized, brother.
All right, I'm going to go Rascals out the back into that knight.
I accidentally split my rascals. That was not intentional. Wait, I should
was not intentional. Wait, I should definitely piggies right now. I should
definitely piggies right now. I should for sure piggies. Poison.
for sure piggies. Poison. Beautiful poison.
Beautiful poison. Bro, we got the firecracker, the wizard,
Bro, we got the firecracker, the wizard, and the night witch. Are you? Wait, he
and the night witch. Are you? Wait, he already lost. He already lost.
already lost. He already lost. Hold up. Can I go Goblin Barrel and then
Hold up. Can I go Goblin Barrel and then Ebarbs the pocket? No. No. Hold up.
Ebarbs the pocket? No. No. Hold up. Let's go. Skellies.
Let's go. Skellies. Oh my god, I love skeletons.
Oh my god, I love skeletons. Chat, this might be really aggressive,
Chat, this might be really aggressive, but I think this is going to work. Last
but I think this is going to work. Last second tank.
second tank. Nice. He has to answer both. But he
Nice. He has to answer both. But he quit. He quit.
quit. He quit. Dude, he instantly quit.
Dude, he instantly quit. Bro, random decks are kind of like not
Bro, random decks are kind of like not that bad. It looks like Supercell
that bad. It looks like Supercell incorporated a system to where every
incorporated a system to where every time you randomize a deck, they're
time you randomize a deck, they're always going to give you at least one
always going to give you at least one win condition and at least two spells. I
win condition and at least two spells. I I think that's what they do.
I think that's what they do. Let's test this theory. Let's go. Third
Let's test this theory. Let's go. Third deck. Third random deck,
deck. Third random deck, bro. Yeah, I'm telling you,
bro. Yeah, I'm telling you, bro. We can use Hero Giant. Don't mind
bro. We can use Hero Giant. Don't mind if I dur This deck looks solid, bro.
if I dur This deck looks solid, bro. I should probably max my bandit.
I should probably max my bandit. Actually, not. I'm not giving them any
Actually, not. I'm not giving them any more money today. No more money today.
more money today. No more money today. Supercell, YOU'RE CUT OFF. NO MORE MONEY
Supercell, YOU'RE CUT OFF. NO MORE MONEY FOR YOU.
FOR YOU. All right, we're playing against my boy
All right, we're playing against my boy Hydra
Hydra with a random deck.
with a random deck. This right here would be our third
