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in fan mail. Kirby, I'm going to rip fan

mail this week. I'm going to rip fan

Oh my [ __ ] god.

That guy just died. What?

Bro, that guy just died.

Bro, that guy just died, bro.

Red Mamba with the tier one. Appreciate

you, my guy. Whist with the prime sub.

Appreciate you, my guy. WK Shane with

Next today coming in from Prime X.

Prime, let's see what we're working

with, baby. Prime, let me see what we're

Prime, let me see what you're working

with. Okay. I don't know how there's

going to be a clip because it's already

Okay, stop. Why are you using Twitch F2

and you have the diffuser? Not that

there's anything wrong with using Twitch

F2, but brother man, you shouldn't you

shouldn't have the diffuser, dude. Why

do you not have a hard breacher either?

The bear 97 with the five gifted the

right side of the door. You hear? Mute

SMG11. Close right. Great aim.

Wait, your teammate's in sight. Hold up.

Ferocity with the five gifted ferocity.

Oh my Oh my god,

Got it. Is this guy Cronis or what? What

bro? No, no, no. That's Cronis. His gun

does not move. Look, look, look.

That's got Yo, listen to me. I guarantee

you with every testicle in my nut sack

and every pube on my unshaved balls that

this [ __ ] right here is Cronis.

Guys, his gun is not moving. Chad, y'all

realize that his gun is not moving. M.

W unshaved chat. Y'all already know we

do not be shaving our penises out here.

Not in this chat. PJ with the 10 gifted

Something went wrong. Sorry about that.

Excuse you. What could have possibly

went wrong? I clicked a [ __ ] clip.

Jinxy, play Roblox with me. Carter, get

out of the stream.

Knight, thank you for the prime. Steph,

thank you for the tier one. Steph says,

"Sup, [ __ ] Worst four months of my

life." Steph, if these are the worst

four months of your entire life, why are

you in here?

Steph, why are you in the stream, dude?

That doesn't make any sense. If these

are the worst four months of your life,

Hey Jinx, do you have autism? Potentially.

Potentially.

Good name on the camera there. 3v3 scenario.

scenario.

Is that a jinxy charm? Wait, hold up. Is

So, boom. I'm already bricked. Boom. I'm

up at the door frame.

Swizz with the five gifted. Swizz, bend

So, I love how you're reacting to the

sound. The recoil could use a little bit

of work. Honey bun. I'm not going to

>> inside.

You ever been close to the door frame?

Really? Okay. Really good. Really good aim.

aim.

I have a feeling we're going to have a

good clip session today. I don't know.

Let me see this again. I have to make

Best clip of the evening.

Oh my god.

That's No, no, no, no, chat. That is

That is the best clip of the evening.

I'm not even going to hold you. That is

the best clip of the evening, dude. Holy [ __ ]

[ __ ]

Holy [ __ ] That's the best clip of the

evening, dude. I'm not even going to

hold you. Why are y'all typing gat?

Chad, what do you mean gat?

Gat. Gat. Do y'all actually want to see

Okay, I'm not going to lie. I'm sort of

caked up. Like here, I'm going to do the

pose that like Chad, you know the pose

that all the girls do on their like

Instagram post when they're with their

friends? Cheddy, you guys know exactly

I'm going to be honest. Like, all

[ __ ] aside, I have a dumpy.

Like, I don't swing that way. But chat,

if I did, brothers, I have a [ __ ]

dumpy, dude. Like, chat, no. Come on. I

have an absolute dump truck, guys. Do

you know what I'm saying, brother? I

have a dump truck. Legitimately, why is

my ass so large? Seth with the 10

gifted. Seth, put it in my

ass. W Seth in the chat. Seth,

appreciate it. 10 gifted. Put it inside

my ass.

Pushing 40 by the day. By the way, hey

Jinxy, let me destroy that ass. So, I

don't know if you're like we're muted or

something, but brother man, I told you I

don't swing that way. All right, chat.

Next clip of the day coming in from my

boy Bambo. Dude, Bambo, let's see your

clip, bro. Let's see your clip. Let me

see what you're working with. Wait, my

camera's gigantic. Bambo, let me see

or is it just me?

This is tea, by the way. Chad, this is

tea, by the way.

Rody. Rody, look.

You destroyed my life last year, Rody. I

don't I don't like Rody. High vice. High

five. All right. High vice. Can we get

the [ __ ] pigeons out of my face? High

vise, brother. High vice. With all due

respect, dude. Can we get the [ __ ]

pigeons out of it? Thank you. Thank you.

High five. Like, high vives. Thank you.

Hi, guys.

Get the pigeon out of my

All right, next we got my boy um Bambo.

Does Doc not have a headset? I'm

Hi,

what did I do? Hi guys.

What did I just say? [ __ ]

Left.

Stop. Stop. I You can't control your

scent. I can already tell. What are you

doing, bro? Bro, Bambo, what the [ __ ]

are you doing?

>> I I drank the bottom of a teacup and

What is that? Ah. Oh. What is at the

bottom of a T? Do y'all know?

All right. Cool. Got it. Found him.

Listen to me and listen to me clear.

You, sir, are the worst player I've seen

in months.

I'm not kidding. I'm not joking. I'm not

exaggerating. You're the worst player

I've seen in months. Brother, why would

we start shooting before we even see an

enemy? Please let me know. Does anybody

in this chat know? Anybody? Anybody in

the classroom? Michael in the back.

Jinxy because he's a [ __ ] dumbass.

Correct. Michael, brother, you have a 31

bullet magazine and you're shooting

before you even see an enemy. Like, do I

got to knock some [ __ ] sense into

Chad, look at how he handles this

you're dog [ __ ] my brother. You're dog

[ __ ] Point blank. Period. You're ass.

So, let me go. Saw you on a river.

Dragging on a plastic cigarette

with your SW.

High eyes. Hi Vice. Hi Vice. I don't H

High. Hi guys. What are you doing? Hi

Vice. What are you do? Stop. Hi V. Stop.

High five. What are you doing? What are

you doing? Wait, that actually looks good.

Actually was good. I need electrolytes.

Chad, if we're going to have a banger

Stop. I I already know this guy's

champion. Let me explain why. First off,

uh I'm a ch. So that's I could just

instantly tell this mechanic this guy's

doing is something that only only

champions do. Maybe diamonds. I'm going

to say only champions. This is called

slow walking.

Okay. Well, now he's cra Now now he's

walking. But like right here, you're

going to see what I'm talking about.

Stop. when he does that

that he's producing the least amount of

noise possible. I would highly advise

y'all start sloww walking if you're

planning on roaming. Okay, what he just

did right there produces the least

amount of noise possible. This guy

probably gets no ass, but he's probably

I'm not sure why he's slow walking in a

2v2 though. Does he think somebody's upstairs?

upstairs?

I feel like they're probably just in

>> Oh my god. He's going to Randy Orton.

Randy Orin.

>> One remaining.

>> Right. Right. Okay. You lost a lot of

aura, dude. Brother man, you lost a lot

of aura.

Was that who I think it was? Um,

okay. I'm going to give this clip a

three out of 10. You lost a lot of aura

because you heard him on the right and

you just you didn't react. You did not react.

Oh, I feel like I might [ __ ] myself in a

second. Bricks, thank you for the tier

one. Zoa, thank you for the prime.

All right. So, in this clip, you're

spectating your teammate. All right.

It's Thermite in a 2v one scenario. You

guys have full sight control versus a

Frost. So, all you have to do is tell

Thatcher to jump in the sight window,

let him plant, and then thermite covers

Is he [ __ ] vlogging? [ __ ]

you're not Jake Paul. Put the [ __ ]

vlog camera away. Jump in the window and plant.

plant.

>> Plant the goddamn bomb.

>> You have to jump in the window to plant.

You have to jump in the window to plant.

You have to >> dropped.

>> dropped.

>> So you shoot and give away your position.

position. What?

He just shot a [ __ ] camera. None of

them were even honored.

Jump in the window so you can plant.

That's the wor No, that's the worst

player I've ever seen in my life.

If this guy If this guy got on my team,

I would literally punch him in the face.

Bro, what?

Who is this? I know who this is. I

Isn't this guy on the Falcons? I think.

No, that's Jeremiah Smith. That's who it

is. Butch with the five gifted. Butch,

thank you for the five gifted, baby.

Appreciate you, Butch. Appreciate you,

my boy. Butch, put it inside of me,

baby. Appreciate it. Five gifted. Hey,

Jinxy. This clip is a Wait,

His name is Disaster. Carter. Carter's

live on Tik Tok. Jinxy, that is [ __ ]

amazing for Carter. Yo, let me get this.

Let me get this clear here. I'm not

collabing with Carter. Period. End of story.

Is that a diamond charm?

Okay, cool. We're finally ramping up the

Let me look again really quick.

>> Yeah, just pure luck. I like, brother

man, I'm going to keep it a bean. It's

pure luck. It's pure luck, dude. It's

pure [ __ ] luck. I'm going to be

honest. It is pure luck, bro.

All right, next coming in from Michael.

Michael, uh, we're reacting to clips.

I'm not looking at images of Ronnie.

Michael, I I'm not looking at images of Ronnie.

Ronnie.

Yo. Okay, chat. I'll be back. I'm going

to get I'm going to get a drink real

All right, ladies and gentlemen. I'm

getting a healthier energy drink. Bro,

this one

chat. I'm getting Chad. Look, I'm going

to get a healthier energy drink. A V8

energy, dude. It's healthier. That's

what my mom said.

All right, everybody lock in next.

Everybody lock in and hi vice. Hi. Hi guys.

guys.

Stop. Why? High

stop. H. Hi Vice. Hi Vice. Like let's

Hey, let's start a peace journey. High

vice. Let's dude. Hi guys. Let's start a

peace journey, bro. Can we please do

that? Me and you, bro. Hi guys. Let's

Hi guys,

why am I muted?

Hot take. This Aqua Stadium is the best

It's a low rank. Listen, I can tell

because Hey, I'm in a low rank. You

didn't even front flip on the kickoff.

What are you doing, Zane? In chat, don't

type blind leading the blind. At least I

Okay,

sign my titties? That was nasty.

I I'm not even an hour in, brother. I'm

chat, ladies and gentlemen, read the

title. Today is the day we begin

ladies and gentlemen, today we have

Copper to Champion episode two. We're

back on Tom Clancy's Rainbow 67.

Listen, boys.

The last time

we did Copper to Champion, I got 11 wins

and zero losses, dude. Oh, first things

first. Let me add a delay. Chat, listen.

I have to add a delay because of the

Stream Snipers. The screen is going to

go blue. Um, don't fondle your balls

while I'm gone. Actually, you can fondle

your balls whatever you want. The screen

is going to go blue for about 20

seconds, then I'll be back. Okay, I'm

adding a delay. Um, so I can't get

back with Copper the Champion

episode two. Now, as you guys know,

episode one was an absolute shebang. I

had 11 wins, zero losses with a 2.2

ranked KD. Now, mind you, I did get TKed

a little bit, so technically my KD would

be a little bit higher, but I don't

care. We don't care about our KD. We're

trying to solo queue from copper 5 all

the way to champion. Now, I don't know

how many hours we're This episode's

going to be. It could be two. It could

be three. I don't know. It depends how

the games go. Now, I'm going to be

locking in

uh because as y'all boys know, it's

copper to champion. The goal is to get

to champion. Let's do it. Jax, thank you

for the cheer water, baby. Hey, Jinxy,

I despise you.

Hi Vice said, we care about wins. Bingo.

Hi Vice, you're in the right mindset.

You're in the right mindset. Um,

YouTube, by the way, if you guys want a

Copper to Champion episode 3, click the

like button and twirl your ass hairs.

Liam, thank you for the gifted. Jinxy,

you're late to your stream. Um,

no. Like, okay, I first off first off,

I'm 49 minutes into my stream. Like,

you're late. You're late.

What do you mean I'm late to my stream?

Brother, you're late.

I'm 49 minutes in. What are you talking about?

about?

Hey Jinxy, I love your videos, but also

Next question. I brother, next like no

next question. I'm not even going to

answer it. I'm not even going to answer

it. Next question.

Hey Jinxy, why are you stalling so much?

You can literally see me queuing a

ranked match as we speak. How is that

stalling? How is that stalling, bro?

Blah blah blah. End the stream.

Uh, all right. Yeah, we got I'm calling

in mods. We need to get some mods in

here. High five. No, no, no. Hi vice. We

need to get some mods in here. Blah blah

blah. End the stream. Zen, thank you for

appreciate you. AZ, thank you for

appreciate you. Welcome to the family.

Parallel, thank appreciate you. Gregory,

thank you for welcome to the family.

Chat, when is the last time y'all have

twirled your ass hairs?

Hey, Jinxy, what is your edging record?

I don't edge. I blow loads, dude. I'm

Unfortunately,

Hiv ended the stream.

Chat, I'm back. Unfortunately, Hiv Oh my

god. We got We got a match. We found a

match. We found a match.

We've had a match. We've had a match.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Copper the Champion

episode two

has begun.

As y'all boys know, in Copper to

Champion episode 1, your boy Jinkerton

had a 2.2 2 kill to death ratio with

zero losses. Some would say I entered

flow state. Now the goal for today. See

if we can get gold. If we can get gold,

we'd be off to the races, y'all. I'm

already almost silver. I think if I win

this game, I'll be No, I'll definitely

be silver. I win this game. Guys, in the

last episode of Copper to Champion, um I

literally had 11 wins, no losses. I'm

going to be honest. I was carrying my

team. I was like prime Leonor Messi in

Argentina, dude. I was the point of

difference, bro. I was the point of

difference. Now, we find ourselves on

Villa. I have Bravo, which is all I care

about. Listen to me. Listen to me clear.

If you are a solo Q player and you find

yourself always playing in your team,

which don't get me wrong, that is very

valid. The best solo Q operator in the

entire game is this absolute beauty

right here by the name of Brava.

Brother, you can hack

Brother, you can hack six enemy gadgets.

On top of that, you have two regular

drones. Listen, you have two regular

drones and two Bravo drones and two

claymores and a shotgun as a secondary

and a gun that has no recoil. Guys, not

enough people are using Brava. I'm

starting a movement. Not Listen, bro.

Not enough people are using Bravo. Point

blank period. Hey Jinxy, talk slower, please.

please.

So, there's actually settings on the

live stream where you can slow down the

speed of the stream. Okay.

Hey Jinxy, appreciate the booty call

last night. Yeah, that never happened.

Hey Jinxy, sh keep it down. I'm trying

to sleep.

So yeah, yet again, if you're trying to

sleep, bro, leave the stream.

>> Be more funny or I'm out of here.

>> All right. I have not played Siege.

Well, we haven't played We haven't

played on this account in one month. So,

like I'm going to assume that I'm going

I'm going to assume I'm going to be rusty.

rusty.

Hey, Jinxy. Open wide for Papa.

>> Yeah, bro. They're going to be declining

that offer. Bro, these guys are so

locked in. They have two mirrors.

Bro, these guys are so locked in. Oh my god.

>> I got to slow my sense down. Chat, when

I'm on my main account, I use a slow

sense. Here's my sense, by the way, for

anybody watching on YouTube.

That is my sense. 2040. 2040. It's very

slow, but that's how I like it. Pause.

That's what she said.

I'm sorry. I literally don't get any

action. I'm sorry.

All right, let me lock in. Let me lock in.

>> Wait, did my teammate just get knocked

from that window? >> Successful.

>> Successful.

>> I'm trying to drone bro so I don't get flanked.

Maybe I could res this guy. Bro, if I

die resing him, my I'm my entire morale

>> Hey Jinxy, how's it going? See, that's a

wholesome message, brother. I'm having a

splendid day. Uh, I'm about to get gold

and copper to champion without a

singular loss because I'm him, dude.

All right, I drone downstairs five

times. If somebody's actually down here,

>> As my friend would say, time to ring

>> Bro,

>> I think there's a Valk cam on me. My

Spidey senses are tingling.

>> God, I'm I'm literally such a virgin.

>> But you see, I just know. No. No. Do you

see? I just know. Here's why I knew

there was a vout camera on me.

I'm laying down in the center of the

hallway and Warden continuously didn't

peek me, which means his teammate was

probably yellow pinging me. Like, I'm so talented.

talented.

Like, I'm so good.

Corbin, thank you for the prime sub,

Corbin. Appreciate you, my guy. Give me

that meat stick.

I want to apologize for that snot

rocket. I've been having snot rockets

all week because I've had lingering flu

symptoms for the past month. Not that I

still have the flu. I want to apologize

to anyone that was eating or gooning

while watching that.

Chad, I want to apologize to anyone that

was eating or gooning while watching

that. I'm really sorry about the snot

rocket, my boys.

Chad, I'm really sorry about the snot rocket.

rocket.

I'm eating. Yes, I'm sorry. Like, bro, I

already said I'm Wait, where did my

teammate go? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

wait.

Let me get this straight. Let me get

this straight. You queue into a ranked

match. We win the first round and then

you leave.

you solo queue into a ranked match. We

win the first round and then you leave

to go throw a pop tart in a toaster.

What are you doing?

Hey Jinxy, just wanted to say you ruined

my meal. Yeah, bro. I'm sorry about the

snot rocket, dude. I really am. Chat,

what do you want me to do? Not be sick?

It's not even that It's not even that

I'm sick. I just have lingering flu

symptoms with the rotty nose, y'all. I

have a runny nose, y'all. That's what

I'm trying to say.

>> Is in a toast.

>> Your hair looking fresh today, Jinxy.

Thank you, Big Papa Randy.

You have located.

use a tissue.

No, I'm good, bro. I don't really do the

Focus, chat. Focus, chat. Focus. Lock

right back in. Lock right back in, boys.

All right, I want to join below to make

sure I don't get my [ __ ] flanked, dude.

You know what I mean?

I'm going to set up like two downstairs cams.

cams.

Seven up, seven down. Thank you for the

>> Wait, we're winning a 4v5. Holy W team.

All right, I have two cams downstairs.

There's literally not a single universe

>> I'm for sure going to be able to walk up

Bro, he's still he's on these stairs. I

I'm so talented. It's like ridiculous.

All right, let me finish [ __ ] on

these guys really quick.

>> I mean, this is the best operator in the

>> I feel like I'm going to get flanked and

none of my teammates are going to be on

>> Watch this. I'm going to do the

stomping. I'm going to jump my drone at

him, then swing.

>> 15 seconds.

>> See, he was still looking for me.

>> I'm so

Shout out to my boy Stop

Lee. Thank you for the five gifted subscribing

the champion is not hard. You jump your

drone at him. They panic. They look for

the drone and then you take space and

then you just close the gap. You attack

You attack like a leopard, dude.

Do you feel what I'm saying? That's how

champs play, guys. That's what That's

what champs do. Braden, thank you for

the gifted, baby. Monroe, thank you for

the prime, baby. Chan, thank you for the

photo, baby.

Hey, Jinxy, are you a furry? What do you

think, bro? Do you have you ever seen me

with a tail? Benji, thank you for the

what did Carter say? What? I'm scrolling

up. What did What? What? What did Carter

say? What did Carter say? Jinxy, listen

to Ram Ranch right now.

>> Carter, I'm not listening to Ram Ranch.

Lche, thank you for yet another five

gifted Lche.

Wow. So, the first game of the day,

chat, we're actually going to have to do

a pure 4v5.

This is why I say like soloq siege is

just ridiculous. First game of the day,

>> They have a vigil. Wait, is he gonna

Wait, is he going to stay there? Chat,

hold up. Yo, Vigil's hiding in this

corner, chat, should I hunt him down?

Vigil's Vigil's hiding right in this

corner. Chat,

should I hunt him down? He's right here,

chat. He's right He's literally He's

literally right here.

>> Located a bomb.

>> Chad, should I hunt him down?

He just break the wall. Wait, there's a

I'm going to die doing this. This is

unnecessary. I don't need to do this.

Wait, I'm going to die doing this. I think

>> All right, now we push the windows.

Wall bang him. Too risky. Wall banging

cuz like all that matters is like that I

like as long as he doesn't know that I

5v4.

We legitimately didn't have a teammate

and they still surrender. Holy aura.

That is disgusting.

That is cray cray, baby.

54. They still surrender, y'all.

Hey, Jinxy, can we get a femur? Cam,

what is a femur? Wait, I think we just

got silver. Chad, I think we just got

silver. When did you get so fat? I I

What? I've never been fat.

Nice, guys.

Silver. Is that five? No, that's silver

four. Dude, we got 110 RP.

Baby bye bye. I wonder if my KD went up

to a 2.3.

Nice, guys.

Bro, that's what happens when you get

Bro, we a like we actually made them

surrender while being down a man. If

that's not aura, I don't know what is.

Xn, thank you for the tier one. Hey,

Jinxy, sending love and support from

Georgia. Appreciate you, my guy. Ch. I

do read the positive messages, bro.

Majority of the chats is not positive, bro.

bro.

Hey, Jinxy, any plans to stream today?

Uh, Lche, what? I'm an hour into my

stream. I'm streaming right now. Any

Hey Jinxy, I love you. Jinxy, thank you

bro. By the way, thank you. Give it to

me Poppy. No, I'm not giving you my

wiener. Dude, I'm not Jack. Could you

imagine today if I solo queue from

silver like from bronze one to gold and

then we get on Rocket League and I hit

plat? Like, could you just imagine?

Hey, Jinxy, stop acting so tough. Uh,

I've never once given off that vibe.

I've never once given off that notion,

chat. I'm soft, bro. I know I'm soft.

Well, okay.

I'm I'm erect, but I'm You know what I'm

saying? My My penis is hard, but I'm

soft. Like, I'm soft, y'all. Like, I am

soft. K, thank you for the prime sub. K,

my guy. Hey Jinxy, been a minute. Hope

you have been well. Glad to see you back

on siege. W Caleb in the chat. 27 month

subber kale. Love you my brother.

Chicken high is calling. Yo. Hi guys.

What's up?

>> Hey Jinxy. Love you bro.

>> Thank you dude. Thank you.

>> Yeah. Love you bro. Have a awesome

stream bro.

>> Is everything okay? He hung up.

Wait chat. Am I did I just wake up in

like a alternate reality or did H

Highise just compliment me? Wait chat.

Did I just wake up in a alternate

reality or is H high positive now? Is H

high positive? What just happened? Hey

Jinx, stop acting hood yet again. Bro,

I've never once did that. I've never

High once your wiener. Uh, that's not

ever happening. Yo, chat, I've never

cracked T high. Uh, H Highise has never

cracked me. I know there's like this

rumor floated like, bro, we never

cracked. Now, here's a rumor I'm curious

about. Is Hivise Carter cuz like, dude,

it makes perfect sense. A, I've never

that's all I got right now. X2, thank

you for follow

is high Carter. X2, thank welcome to the

family, baby. Samuel, thank you to

Prime. Grayson, thank you for the tier

one. Wait a minute. Grayson with the

tier one says, "Hey, Jinxie, best nine

months of my life. Much love." He's a

ninemon subber. That's the wholesome

love and positivity that I'm talking

about that we'd love to see into this chat.

chat.

Hey Jinxie, I'm jerking off right now to

your voice. And then we just go right to

that. Hey Jinxy, I'm jerking off right

now to your voice. Like bro, what?

Like, bro, what? Jinxy, do you

suppressor on Bravo? Yes, bro. This is

what I do to Solo Q, bro. Patrick with

the five gifted W. Patrick in the chat.

Wait, chat, we have 52,000 renowned. We

should buy a operator. Let me buy Ram.

I'd absolutely love Ram. She's 15,000 renown.

renown.

Yo, hi Vice. Didn't R six announce like

a teaser to the new OP? I kind of want

to react to that. Okay, for sure. Let me

buy RAM. I love RAM. Chat, what else

All I feel like all the defenders just

got nerfed, dude. I don't even know what

to use on defense anymore besides like

mute. Jan with the five gifted Jan. Put

it in my ass. J, thank for that. I

appreciate J. What defenders should I

buy? I feel like all the defenders are

just nerf. I feel like I just buy an

attacker, dude.

Let me buy Ram then. Grim. I love Grim.

Wait, High Pulled it up. Chat, hold up.

Oh my god, we got a game. Wait, let's

react to this. Let's react to this

teaser really quick, chat. We got our

second game, though. Let's react to this

teaser. Hold up. Let's Let's hit the

tea. Okay.

Watch the year 11 road map. February 15,

2026. I'm assuming that's going to be

>> Our window is closing.

>> Is that's um Zero, but also known as Sam Fisher.

Fisher.

That's all we get.

Okay. It looks like a dude. I think

it's Solid Snake, by the way. Sorry to

spoil it for everyone. Wait, what is

Who is this, chat?

Who is that? Solid Snake.

Hey, we're getting a new OP. That That's

a W. I'm going to be honest, bro. I said

this a million times, bro. All R six has

to do is make a new OP every season. Do

a new map like once every three seasons.

And y'all are chilling, bro. Like, do do

two new maps a year, four new ops a

year, and y'all's game is going to last

for 10 more years, dude. Y'all already

made it 10 years, bro.

All right, we're on defense. Let's

actually focus and concentrate. Remember

chat, we're currently silver four with a

2.3 KD. I'm locked, but stay locked in.

That is the sound of me masturbating if

anybody was wondering. That is literally

exactly how it sounds when I have lotion.

lotion.

Wait, Metal Gear. I don't know what

Metal Gear is, chat. I don't know what

that is.

When are you playing Siege? Open your eyes.

eyes.

>> When am I playing Siege? I'm on the

>> No, chat. When I have lotion, that is

exactly how it sounds when I'm spanking

my [ __ ] I'm not even trolling.

Literally, literally, this is exactly

how it sounds.

>> 10 seconds remaining.

>> That's how it sounds when I'm choking my

chicken. Boys, by the way, chat, do me a

favor. Check the kill feed.

>> OP has located a bomb. Get ready to engage.

>> Brother, I think I'm going to decline

that offer to pound you. Next question

I'm going to get a kill cuz he's going

Walk in. I I know you're going to do it.

>> Changing mags.

>> Wait, he was already in. This is

awkward. He was already in. This is

to quit drinking and thinking that I was

going to die before mom so worried about

all those kids in the house tearing picture

picture

So no, he's in the Wait, I'm alive. I'm

alive. He's in a sight. In a sight. In a

sight. No, he's in bathroom. In

bathroom. In bathroom. You got this,

Kate. Kade, you got this. I'll literally

send you a wiener pick if you clutch

>> Good try.

>> Great try.

>> Bad execution. Great mindset. Bad

execution. That's on me though, Chad.

You know what I should have did there in

that scenario? What I should have did

was I should have tucked in the corner

and let him plant. But you're not

disciplined, Jinxy. I know, talking finger.

finger.

If I have better discipline there, I

never lose that. Y'all understand that, right?

right?

I just have to have better discipline.

That's all it is. If I have better

Hey Jinxy, love from Cali. Hope you at

goal tonight. Thank you. Like bro,

positive message. That's what I'm

talking about. Lyn, thank you for baby.

Derek.

Hey, Jinxy. Love the streams. Keep being

you. My name is Logan. Love from

Scotland. See, I don't know what it is.

We're getting a lot of positive messages

today. Shout out to y'all, bro. We're

getting a lot of beautiful messages today.

today.

Hey, Jinxy, can you put that finger up

my ass?

No. I'm gonna I'm gonna respectfully

decline that offer yet again. Chat, I'm

not cracking any of y'all, dude. I feel

like I end up saying this every day,

chat. I'm not cracking y'all, dude.

Jinxy, maybe use your ability. H

abilities are kind of overrated in

ranked in my opinion. I think ranked,

especially when you're solo queuing, uh

because nobody plays strategically

anyways. Ranked is all about getting

kills. But now, as for tournaments,

competitive play, and pro league, I

think abilities and utility matters a

lot. But I think in ranked, like

abilities don't matter as much as people think.

think.

The only thing in in rank that matter

besides kills is like droning is really

important. Um making rotations is really important.

important.

>> But the number one thing that's

>> Listen.

>> These guys don't spawn here.

I'm starting to kind of lose my boner a

little bit. Yeah, these guys don't spawn here.

Hey Jinxy, much hate from Canada. That

might be the first like mean Canadian

I've ever met.

Hey Jinx, I wish I never saw your face.

Love from Germany. Uh mods. Let's ban Arthur.

Arthur. Okay.

M what? Ms. Let's ban Arthur. Thank you,

Ms. Appreciate you. I wish I never saw

So let me go

>> You're dead.

>> One friendly operator remaining. He's inside.

you know you love me. You know I care.

So shout

and I'll be there. 3v1 scenario. His

teammates's knocked. Instead of resing,

Well played, brother Mad Shrimpy. Thank

you for the bottle. Speaking of shrimpy

chat, anybody in here rocking a shrimp

downstairs? Listen, there is no shame in

your game. If you have a shrimp penis,

zero shame in that game, bro. Chat,

remember, it's about the motion in the

ocean, dog. Listen, this is coming from

a guy with an averagesized wiener, bro.

Okay, I'm going to be honest. slight

like slightly below average size. It's

like barely below average. Like bro,

chat, I have the most average wiener

ever, dude.

Guys, listen. My wiener is like

average size,

below average girth, below average

length. When erect when flaccid, my

wiener is pretty normal.

Did I literally just explain that?

Perfect. Hey Jinx, first stream. Stop talking.

Jinxy, I have a sausage. Can't relate.

>> Yo, bro, you're flexing the size of your

penis in a chat where 99% of the people

in here are dudes. Congratulations, bro.

>> Also, probably half of the chat is not

even 18. So, congratulations, bro. You

have a sausage. Well, like you're going

to get arrested. has located a bomb.

>> deployed.

>> I'm a visual learner. Show proof, chat.

I'm not showing you proof of my penis,

guys. Like, guys, I I really rarely lie.

Like, I don't lie about [ __ ] Y'all know

Hey Jinxy, minus 2.3. That is okay, bro.

Chat, listen. If you have a small

wiener, there's nothing wrong with that,

dude. Bro, it's all about the motion in

the ocean, dude. I'm telling you, bro.

Nobody cares, chat. Nobody cares, bro.

If you have a small wiener, embrace it, dude.

dude.

Because then you're showing that you're

confident, bro. And you're not insecure,

bro. Girls love dudes who is confident

and not insecure. Chat, if you have a a

small wiener, embrace it, bro. Buy a

shirt that literally says, "I have a

small penis." Because, bro, you're

setting the bar low. They already know

what to expect. You know what I'm

saying? This is what it's all about.

Good night. Reload.

>> Yo, Bravo, do me a favor and drone next time.

time.

What are you doing? You got on siege to

that drone, brother. Hang it the [ __ ] up.

up.

You're dead.

You're dead. I heard your Johnson

quivering close slap to the door. Do me

a favor and peek it. I heard your

Johnson quivering close slap to the door.

Hey Jinxy, when is the sausage stream?

Next question. mods. Uh, mods, let's

actually remove him from the channel.

>> Did you run away? Okay,

Okay,

>> bro. Twitch is such a coward. Why would

Bad aim. Oh my god. Bad aim. I got to warm up, dude. I

Bad aim. I got to warm up, dude. I should have did a tea hunt. No.

should have did a tea hunt. No. No. No. I should Oh. Oh my god. I should

No. No. I should Oh. Oh my god. I should have did a tea hunt, y'all.

Hey, Jinxy. My friend Jay loved the streams. Could you wish him a happy

streams. Could you wish him a happy birthday, Jay? Happy birthday to you, my

birthday, Jay? Happy birthday to you, my guy. Hope you have a beautiful and

guy. Hope you have a beautiful and amazing day. You're a great dude, Jay.

amazing day. You're a great dude, Jay. Hey, Jinxy. Love from Virginia. Recently

Hey, Jinxy. Love from Virginia. Recently started watching a week ago. And that's

started watching a week ago. And that's the wholesome love and positivity I'm

the wholesome love and positivity I'm talking about. Shout out to my guy.

talking about. Shout out to my guy. Shout out Virginia, dude. Never been,

Shout out Virginia, dude. Never been, heard great things.

Hey Jinxy, I just wanted to let you know you look extra chopped today.

you look extra chopped today. sending hate from the whole universe.

This guy was champion. Yes. Hey Jinxy, can you change your appearance? No.

can you change your appearance? No. What? No. Jinxy, you're my favorite

What? No. Jinxy, you're my favorite streamer.

streamer. Love from Illinois. Appreciate you, man.

Love from Illinois. Appreciate you, man. Jinxy, I love you. Just kidding.

Carter on Carter with the raid. >> Yo, Carter. N Carter. Carter. Carter.

>> Yo, Carter. N Carter. Carter. Carter. Carter, thank you for the raid, bro.

Carter, thank you for the raid, bro. Chad, is this guy Is this guy serious?

Chad, is this guy Is this guy serious? Carter, thank you for the raid.

Hey, Jinxy, I have an ingrown toenail. What? What is the rest of your message,

What? What is the rest of your message, bro? I don't want to know that, Chad. I

bro? I don't want to know that, Chad. I I really don't want to know that. If you

I really don't want to know that. If you have an ingrown toenail, I don't want to

have an ingrown toenail, I don't want to know that, chat.

know that, chat. >> Insert 10 seconds.

>> Sending love from Florida. Thank you, bro.

bro. >> You've located a bomb.

>> You've located a bomb. >> That is my home state, dude.

>> Whoa. >> Wait. I if I was you, I would not peak

>> Wait. I if I was you, I would not peak that again. Just recommending I would

that again. Just recommending I would have not peaked that again.

>> In what universe is that a head shot? Watch the

Watch the stream back and tell me with a straight face that's a head shot. Tell

straight face that's a head shot. Tell me that's a headsh shot. No. No. Tell me

me that's a headsh shot. No. No. Tell me that's a headsh shot. Tell me it's

that's a headsh shot. Tell me it's headsh shot. Please.

You're so cute. Thank you, bro. 2v3 scenario. What can my team do? Two

2v3 scenario. What can my team do? Two minutes on the clock. Fat's on about 25

minutes on the clock. Fat's on about 25 HP. It looks like this is his first time

HP. It looks like this is his first time picking up a controller this week. Let's

picking up a controller this week. Let's see what they can do. If my teammate

see what they can do. If my teammate somehow

somehow >> Wus,

>> Wus, >> if my teammate can clutch a 1v3, we will

>> if my teammate can clutch a 1v3, we will advance to round five and we'll stay

advance to round five and we'll stay alive in this game.

One v2 scenario for Twitch. What can he do?

Aroon was over here. She's probably still going to be here.

>> All right, I'm going to be honest. The Vegas odds of this guy clutching this

Vegas odds of this guy clutching this are probably plus 350 right now. He has

are probably plus 350 right now. He has 57 seconds on the clock. It's a 1v2 and

57 seconds on the clock. It's a 1v2 and they're playing passive. On the bright

they're playing passive. On the bright side, he does have full HP.

>> Inside. Inside. You heard him. Insight. No. No.

Inside. You heard him. Insight. No. No. To the left.

To the left. >> You must recover the diffuser.

>> You must recover the diffuser. Eliminated.

Eliminated. >> Great try.

Listen, I'm not I'm not going to get mad.

I'm not going to get mad. I'm going to stay cool, calm, collected.

Hey, I'm not going to get mad. I'm not Hey, I'm not going to get mad. It's

Hey, I'm not going to get mad. It's okay. It's not a big deal. Losing is

okay. It's not a big deal. Losing is part of the game. Losing is part of

part of the game. Losing is part of life. Hey, Jinxy, sending love from

life. Hey, Jinxy, sending love from Czech Republic, dude. Thank you, bro.

Czech Republic, dude. Thank you, bro. Bro, my grandma from Czech Republic,

Bro, my grandma from Czech Republic, bro.

Hey Jinxy, enjoying the copper to plastic grind.

plastic grind. Yeah. No, it says copper to champion.

Yeah. No, it says copper to champion. Wait, what? First off, plastic's not a

Wait, what? First off, plastic's not a rank. Second, this is copper to

rank. Second, this is copper to champion. This is not copper to plastic.

champion. This is not copper to plastic. Put a sock in it. Parker with the tier

Put a sock in it. Parker with the tier one. Parker, give me that ass. As long

one. Parker, give me that ass. As long as you're 18 plus slam, thank misery.

as you're 18 plus slam, thank misery. Thank you for the prime.

Let me get another one of these energy drinks. Dude, these are healthy energy

drinks. Dude, these are healthy energy drinks, so I don't want to hear it.

drinks, so I don't want to hear it. Strawberry banana. It's It's not

Strawberry banana. It's It's not healthy, but it's healthier. Okay, see,

healthy, but it's healthier. Okay, see, I'm trying to improve. Yeah, boy. Thank

I'm trying to improve. Yeah, boy. Thank you for the tier one, baby. Yeah, boy.

you for the tier one, baby. Yeah, boy. Jinxy, sending love from Australia.

Jinxy, sending love from Australia. Sending apathy from Milan.

Hey Jinxy, are you growing your hair out or are you going to buzz it again?

or are you going to buzz it again? Serious question. Here is what I'm going

Serious question. Here is what I'm going to do. Bass with the 10 gifted Bass,

to do. Bass with the 10 gifted Bass, give me that [ __ ] Here's what I'm going

give me that [ __ ] Here's what I'm going to do.

to do. I am going to be in 2026. I'm going to

I am going to be in 2026. I'm going to be growing my hair out. I'm done buzzing

be growing my hair out. I'm done buzzing my hair. I'm done being chopped, dude.

my hair. I'm done being chopped, dude. I'm done going bald. I'm not doing any

I'm done going bald. I'm not doing any mohawks. I'm not going to look like the

mohawks. I'm not going to look like the [ __ ] boulder. I'm not getting the R9

[ __ ] boulder. I'm not getting the R9 haircut. 2026, I am going to get good

haircut. 2026, I am going to get good hair, chat. Y'all have Y'all have never

hair, chat. Y'all have Y'all have never seen a singular Jinxy stream where I've

seen a singular Jinxy stream where I've had long hair. So, that is my goal. That

had long hair. So, that is my goal. That is my goal.

is my goal. Cap. It's not cap. It's not cap. It's

Cap. It's not cap. It's not cap. It's not cap.

not cap. So, chat, 2026 I'm gonna have long hair.

No chat, I'm being like, "No, chat. I'm being for real, guys. I'm not kidding.

being for real, guys. I'm not kidding. 2026 I'm going to have long hair, dude.

2026 I'm going to have long hair, dude. Locked. Locked."

Hey, Jinxy sending. I'm not even going to read the rest of

I'm not even going to read the rest of that,

bro. Yeah. 2026. I'm going to get long hair, chat. I'm done. I'm done going

hair, chat. I'm done. I'm done going bald. I'm done looking like an idiot.

bald. I'm done looking like an idiot. Okay. I'm actually going to get long

Okay. I'm actually going to get long hair in 2026. Dude,

hair in 2026. Dude, nothing is saving you, son.

nothing is saving you, son. Brother, I don't know if you've ever

Brother, I don't know if you've ever seen how I look with long hair. Do I

seen how I look with long hair. Do I have to show you? No. No. No. Do I have

have to show you? No. No. No. Do I have to show you? Hi, Vice. Pull it up. Hi,

to show you? Hi, Vice. Pull it up. Hi, Vice. Can you pull up how I look with

Vice. Can you pull up how I look with long hair and show this guy, please?

Let Let me just pull it up. I I'll show you how I look with long hair, dude.

you how I look with long hair, dude. Chat, let me show you how I look with

Chat, let me show you how I look with long hair. All right, y'all want to see?

This is how I look with long hair. Oh, update. That is me when I was a kid

update. That is me when I was a kid playing football in high school. Chat,

playing football in high school. Chat, tell me. Like, dude, tell me this isn't

tell me. Like, dude, tell me this isn't a mock.

a mock. Please, brother. That is how I look with

Please, brother. That is how I look with long hair. Chat,

long hair. Chat, there's another one, dude. Hold up.

there's another one, dude. Hold up. Where's the other one?

Where's the other one? What is this?

What is this? What is this, chat?

What is this, chat? >> Why? Yeah.

>> Why? Yeah. >> Jie with his hair at the perfect length.

>> Jie with his hair at the perfect length. >> Hello. Is this Wait, I got to get my

>> Hello. Is this Wait, I got to get my headphones.

headphones. Jinxy with his hair at the perfect

Jinxy with his hair at the perfect length.

length. >> This the barber shop.

>> This the barber shop. >> Why yes. So, what kind of haircut would

>> Why yes. So, what kind of haircut would you like?

you like? >> Give me the hog rider.

>> Give me the hog rider. >> Okay, I'm going to be honest. This is

>> Okay, I'm going to be honest. This is This is accurate, chat. This is

This is accurate, chat. This is accurate. Hold on. Let me pull up this

accurate. Hold on. Let me pull up this other Tik Tok. Not anymore, guys. I I

other Tik Tok. Not anymore, guys. I I I'm not Listen, I am getting long hair

I'm not Listen, I am getting long hair 2026, bro.

2026, bro. Here. Right here, chat. Um, where's it

Here. Right here, chat. Um, where's it at? Where's it at? Where's it at? No, it

at? Where's it at? Where's it at? No, it should be Jinxy High School. That's the

should be Jinxy High School. That's the one I want to look up, chat. That's the

one I want to look up, chat. That's the one I want to look up.

one I want to look up. We're in another game. This is the one.

Uh, chat, that's how I look with long hair.

hair. Like, okay,

Like, okay, try to sit here and tell me this isn't a

try to sit here and tell me this isn't a mugg. Please, chat. That is how I look

mugg. Please, chat. That is how I look with actual long hair when I'm not

with actual long hair when I'm not nerfing myself,

nerfing myself, bro. chat. That is a actual mog, dude.

Bro types like a grandma. Yo, shut up. What are you saying, dog?

What are you saying, dog? No, chat. That is an actual mugg, dude.

You peaked in high school. Exclamation point. What's the point of adding an

point. What's the point of adding an exclamation point? Uh, no, I didn't,

exclamation point? Uh, no, I didn't, bro. Yo, I've been streaming since 2019

bro. Yo, I've been streaming since 2019 and y'all have never seen with long hair

and y'all have never seen with long hair what I look like. So, what are you

what I look like. So, what are you saying? What do you mean? Permission to

saying? What do you mean? Permission to goon.

goon. See, what I will say is this. At least

See, what I will say is this. At least this guy was polite. No, I'm going to

this guy was polite. No, I'm going to say this. At least this guy was polite.

say this. At least this guy was polite. I'm still declining your offer though,

I'm still declining your offer though, brother. I'm still declining your offer

brother. I'm still declining your offer though. If Jinxy locked in, heart eyes.

though. If Jinxy locked in, heart eyes. Thank you, Hive eyes. Like, hi Eyes. I

Thank you, Hive eyes. Like, hi Eyes. I know you peep game, bro. I'm locked in,

know you peep game, bro. I'm locked in, dude.

dude. But no, shout out to the guy that said

But no, shout out to the guy that said permission to goon. At least he asked

permission to goon. At least he asked cuz some of y'all don't ask.

cuz some of y'all don't ask. Man up and grow a beard.

Man up and grow a beard. I already know the entire chat's going

I already know the entire chat's going to type estrogen boy. I can't grow a

to type estrogen boy. I can't grow a beard. I I can't, bro. I grow like weird

beard. I I can't, bro. I grow like weird little annoying patches of hair and I

little annoying patches of hair and I have to shave it. I I physically like do

have to shave it. I I physically like do not have the masculinity to grow a

not have the masculinity to grow a beard. I don't chat. I don't.

>> You aged like milk, chat. Y'all realize I didn't age bad. It's because my I keep

I didn't age bad. It's because my I keep cutting my hair. That's all it is,

cutting my hair. That's all it is, brother. Hair is like 40% of your looks.

L test. L test. Yo, I say I can't grow a beard and this

Yo, I say I can't grow a beard and this psychopath in the chat starts spamming L

psychopath in the chat starts spamming L test.

>> Diversify your tactics. >> The direct approach works fast.

Bro, I'm telling you, hair is 40% of looks. Chass

looks. Chass >> dead ass. I'm out of control. If you're

>> dead ass. I'm out of control. If you're a dude, if you're a dude. Like, bro, if

a dude, if you're a dude. Like, bro, if you're a dude, hair is 40% of your

you're a dude, hair is 40% of your looks. No cap.

Jinxy, you might need testosterone. You [ __ ]

[ __ ] How are you a subscriber? No, I'm legit

How are you a subscriber? No, I'm legit I'm legitimately curious. How are you a

I'm legitimately curious. How are you a sub, brother? That's the most

sub, brother? That's the most disrespectful sentence I've ever heard.

disrespectful sentence I've ever heard. Jinxy, you might need testosterone, you

Jinxy, you might need testosterone, you [ __ ]

[ __ ] Hi Vice, what what are you doing? Hi

Hi Vice, what what are you doing? Hi Vice, what are you?

Vice, what are you? >> That's not my hairline. Hi Vice. No, my

>> That's not my hairline. Hi Vice. No, my hairline looks nothing like that.

hairline looks nothing like that. Look,

this dude is such a jackass. My hair, that's not how my hair looks. Has

that's not how my hair looks. Has respectfully,

Okay. So, my strategy here is I'm just going to do a bunch of different punch

going to do a bunch of different punch holes. So they're never going to know

holes. So they're never going to know which one I'm on.

All right. Not peeking that again. You're going to have to come in the

You're going to have to come in the building, buddy.

Chad, is he under me? Chad, is he under me?

Chad, is he under me? Yes or no, Chad. High five. High fives.

Yes or no, Chad. High five. High fives. That is not an accurate representation

That is not an accurate representation of my hairline in the slightest bit.

of my hairline in the slightest bit. >> That is not how my hair looks, dude.

>> Down to 15 seconds. >> Is he bathing? Dude,

>> Is he bathing? Dude, >> time expires in 10 seconds.

What a weirdo. High get the hairline off of my head.

of my head. What a weirdo. He's not even trying to

What a weirdo. He's not even trying to win. What a weirdo. He just bathing the

win. What a weirdo. He just bathing the KD.

No chat. Like for real. 2026. Last time I'm saying this, y'all are just gonna

I'm saying this, y'all are just gonna see. I'm not gonna go bald. I'm not

see. I'm not gonna go bald. I'm not gonna get a mohawk. I'm not gonna turn

gonna get a mohawk. I'm not gonna turn into the boulder.

into the boulder. I'm not going to get the R9 haircut.

I'm not going to get the R9 haircut. 2026, I'm going to get good hair. And

2026, I'm going to get good hair. And then y'all are going to see, bro.

Y'all are going to see, dude. Y'all are literally going to see. Let me go aroon

literally going to see. Let me go aroon here.

Real voice. What do you mean real voice? What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? When does the stream start, Gabe? Two

When does the stream start, Gabe? Two hours ago. Moth ban Gabe. I'm not doing

hours ago. Moth ban Gabe. I'm not doing this anymore. The stream started two

this anymore. The stream started two hours ago.

hours ago. Moth ban Gabe. I'm done. I'm done.

Hey Jinxy, leave the match. I don't like the map. You want me to leave the match,

the map. You want me to leave the match, lose the game, and take an abandoned

lose the game, and take an abandoned sanction because you don't like the map?

sanction because you don't like the map? And mind you, it's cafe. This is like a

And mind you, it's cafe. This is like a top five map.

When is the Marlin stream? I'm going to be honest. Like, I'm just going to give

be honest. Like, I'm just going to give it a buck. I don't think we should do

it a buck. I don't think we should do the Marlin stream until I get long hair.

the Marlin stream until I get long hair. Cuz y'all know Marlin's going to try to

Cuz y'all know Marlin's going to try to help me lock in. He said he wants to

help me lock in. He said he wants to help me lock in and look better. But the

help me lock in and look better. But the thing is, chat, I don't think we should

thing is, chat, I don't think we should do it until I get my hair long. Can I

do it until I get my hair long. Can I get a retweet so I can fully ascend? Who

get a retweet so I can fully ascend? Who reinforced this?

reinforced this? >> No, no, no. Who reinforced this?

>> Who reinforced it? No. Who reinforced this?

this? >> Who? Who? Who reinforced this? Activate

>> Who? Who? Who reinforced this? Activate jammer.

Jinxy, can I have a hug? Uh, yes, bro. But I don't know how I can possibly do

But I don't know how I can possibly do that right now. I I I don't know how I

that right now. I I I don't know how I could

None of them are pushing bakery. Okay, I guess I did my job.

guess I did my job. Jinxy, do you stream on WhatsApp?

Jinxy, do you stream on WhatsApp? Nope. That's not humanly possible.

Hey Jinxy, do you date dudes? Asking for a friend.

Is that friend you, bro? Just be honest. All right, 4v4. One of them left.

My nuts are on your face, brother. My nuts are on your face, brother. Like,

nuts are on your face, brother. Like, don't let's not peek me cuz that that's

don't let's not peek me cuz that that's what it

what it did. Two of my teammates just died of a

did. Two of my teammates just died of a fuse charge. And this is Emerald.

>> He's going to come down these steps in three, two, one.

>> I accidentally clicked the leaderboard twice.

twice. What was that?

What was that? Oh my god. I didn't know he was like on

Oh my god. I didn't know he was like on me. on me. I didn't even hear him until

me. on me. I didn't even hear him until it was too late. What was that?

it was too late. What was that? Bro, I accidentally clicked leaderboard

Bro, I accidentally clicked leaderboard twice.

Please win this. Yes. W teammate chat. It's not bad aim. I'm

W teammate chat. It's not bad aim. I'm not warm up, dude.

not warm up, dude. It's not bad aim. I'm not warm up, dude.

But like chat, I've been seeing the edits, bro. Like I see the edits on

edits, bro. Like I see the edits on TikTok, bro.

TikTok, bro. I've seen all these edits in the past

I've seen all these edits in the past three weeks that go city boy chat. Y'all

three weeks that go city boy chat. Y'all haven't even seen me when I'm actually

haven't even seen me when I'm actually locked in. Y'all have not have eyes

locked in. Y'all have not have eyes called him. Yo, HS, what's up, dude?

called him. Yo, HS, what's up, dude? How's it going,

How's it going, >> Jinxy? I got bad news.

>> Jinxy? I got bad news. >> What's up?

>> What's up? >> It just came across my desk.

>> It just came across my desk. Let's just Change over to here.

Let's just Change over to here. >> Okay.

>> Oh, wait. No. What is UTC? What is that? >> EU.

>> EU. >> It says the 29th at 5 PT. Oh, that's

>> It says the 29th at 5 PT. Oh, that's 8:00 p.m. ET. Wait, but hi Vice.

8:00 p.m. ET. Wait, but hi Vice. >> Wait, that that's a good thing. They're

>> Wait, that that's a good thing. They're probably adding trading in, bro.

probably adding trading in, bro. >> Wait.

>> Wait. >> Hi guys. They're probably Bro, they

>> Hi guys. They're probably Bro, they might be adding trading in chat.

might be adding trading in chat. Dude, think about it.

Dude, think about it. >> Trading update.

>> Trading update. >> Chad, they're going to add trading, bro.

>> Chad, they're going to add trading, bro. Trading.

So, um, that's good. That's not bad. That's good, bro.

That's good, bro. >> You're on to [ __ ] nothing.

>> You're on to [ __ ] nothing. >> You burned the whole house down. Who the

>> You burned the whole house down. Who the [ __ ] let you cook, [ __ ]

>> Is this guy like High Vibes? You're a mod.

mod. >> Yo, High Vibes.

>> Yo, High Vibes. >> He hung up.

This is a definitely not hostile work environment,

bro. One of their teammates left. Free win. I mean, I'll take it. Don't get me

win. I mean, I'll take it. Don't get me wrong. I will take it.

So, let me go. chat. Did you ever make it back to Byron

chat. Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay the day you told me to quit drinking

Bay the day you told me to quit drinking and thinking that I was going to die

and thinking that I was going to die before 30? Your mom so worried about all

before 30? Your mom so worried about all those kids in the house tearing picture

those kids in the house tearing picture frames down. Fathers were never around

frames down. Fathers were never around when we were younger.

when we were younger. So let me go. Saw you on the river's

So let me go. Saw you on the river's head. Dragging on a plastic cigarette

head. Dragging on a plastic cigarette with your swim top still.

[ __ ] him. 3v3. I don't know what my team's

3v3. I don't know what my team's reinforcing, but it's pissing me off

reinforcing, but it's pissing me off now. How are y'all emerald? What is

now. How are y'all emerald? What is this?

I'm going to get wall banged in 3, two, one. I could just feel it.

one. I could just feel it. One's above me. Should I flank, chat?

One's above me. Should I flank, chat? Should I flank?

Should I flank? Flaging is the play here. I'm not going

Flaging is the play here. I'm not going to lie.

Oh no. That's the last time a girl's called my

That's the last time a girl's called my phone in like two years.

Chat, listen. Keep listening. Spotted by scan. [ __ ]

scan. [ __ ] Why would they red ping though? That is

Why would they red ping though? That is it. Why? Why would you ramp? If you know

it. Why? Why would you ramp? If you know where I am, why rap?

>> Ch. Look at this aim. Look at this aim. This is the type of aim that makes your

This is the type of aim that makes your penis hard.

penis hard. I'm holding a perfect angle. I'm so

I'm holding a perfect angle. I'm so disciplined.

disciplined. Four. Last.

Four. Last. >> Last one's Ash. She's like 20 health.

>> Last one's Ash. She's like 20 health. But look at the angle. I hope

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's how you play. Like, dude, that is how you play Tom

Like, dude, that is how you play Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Seed.

Clancy's Rainbow Six Seed. I always peek at the perfect time. I

I always peek at the perfect time. I always have the upper hand because

always have the upper hand because brothers, it's [ __ ] game sense, dog.

brothers, it's [ __ ] game sense, dog. Point blank. Period. And that's all.

Point blank. Period. And that's all. Like, chat, it's all about game sense,

Like, chat, it's all about game sense, dude. You know what I'm saying? It is

dude. You know what I'm saying? It is all about game sense. It's all this game

all about game sense. It's all this game is.

Put those tits away. Hey brother, it's nipples. I don't have tits. Okay,

nipples. I don't have tits. Okay, Diesel. Appreciate the prime. Nice tits.

Diesel. Appreciate the prime. Nice tits. I love your pepperonis.

I love your pepperonis. Uh, okay. Why is the entire chat focused

Uh, okay. Why is the entire chat focused on my cherries chat? These are not

on my cherries chat? These are not pepperonis,

pepperonis, guys. This is a normalsized nipple. That

guys. This is a normalsized nipple. That is normal. I bet it's not pepperoni.

I just finished. They are so big. Why?

They are so big. Why? Bro, I don't have these massive boobs.

Bro, I don't have these massive boobs. Chad, what are you talking about, bros?

Chad, what are you talking about, bros? The low test final boss. No, I'm not.

All of that green that yellow that your eyes is telling your demise. Ice, thank

eyes is telling your demise. Ice, thank you for the five gifted it, baby. Ice,

you for the five gifted it, baby. Ice, appreciate you, my dude.

appreciate you, my dude. Yo, Jinx, I'm locked in. And I just

Yo, Jinx, I'm locked in. And I just wanted to say you're amazing. Keep up

wanted to say you're amazing. Keep up the good work. You got this two-year

the good work. You got this two-year streak easily. WPC in the chat. Yeah,

streak easily. WPC in the chat. Yeah, bro. It's It's simple, dog. I'm going to

bro. It's It's simple, dog. I'm going to stream 730 days in a row. Holy aura.

stream 730 days in a row. Holy aura. >> Insertion in 10 seconds.

>> 5 seconds to go. >> Can I milk you? No.

>> Can I milk you? No. >> Absolutely not. You can't milk me,

>> Absolutely not. You can't milk me, brother.

brother. >> Show a little respect, sir.

>> Show a little respect, sir. >> You located a bomb.

>> You located a bomb. >> You know what? I'm going to have my

>> You know what? I'm going to have my girlfriend coach me through this round.

girlfriend coach me through this round. I'm gonna have my girlfriend coach me

I'm gonna have my girlfriend coach me through this round. That

through this round. That >> reload.

>> reload. >> Hey baby, can you coach me through this

>> Hey baby, can you coach me through this Rainbow Six Siege round and talk dirty

Rainbow Six Siege round and talk dirty to me?

>> You know what I'm going to do to you? I'm going to take you 60 rounds. One for

I'm going to take you 60 rounds. One for every drop of [ __ ] you owe me.

every drop of [ __ ] you owe me. >> Oh my. Okay.

>> Oh my. Okay. >> Round.

Chat, I'm sorry. My girlfriend is crazy, dude. Dude, chat, I'm sorry. My

dude. Dude, chat, I'm sorry. My girlfriend is crazy, guys. She's like, I

girlfriend is crazy, guys. She's like, I don't know. She's crazy.

[ __ ] That's a shield. That's not good. That's not That's not good, Chad. A

That's not That's not good, Chad. A shield is not good. A shield is not

shield is not good. A shield is not good. We're good, chat.

Wait, chat. What do they say? Big time players make big time plays, right?

>> Randy Orton coming out of nowhere. RKO.

RKO. It's just I'm off the top ropes, dog.

It's just I'm off the top ropes, dog. Get off me, dude. Seriously, for real,

Get off me, dude. Seriously, for real, baby girl. I won the game of Rainbow Six

baby girl. I won the game of Rainbow Six Siege.

Siege. I knew you would. Come here. Let mommy

I knew you would. Come here. Let mommy see that winner smile. You've been a

see that winner smile. You've been a good boy. So good. Now want to [ __ ]

good boy. So good. Now want to [ __ ] mommy like a champion.

mommy like a champion. >> No. No. Not. Oh, not right now. No. Not

>> No. No. Not. Oh, not right now. No. Not right now. So, no. No. Not right now,

right now. So, no. No. Not right now, babe. Babe, I'm I'm trying to play R.

babe. Babe, I'm I'm trying to play R. I'm playing Rainbow.

>> Okay. Okay. I'm not going to be a distraction. Play Rainbow. I'll wait.

distraction. Play Rainbow. I'll wait. But when you're done, I'm going to make

But when you're done, I'm going to make you call me mommy 60 times in a row.

you call me mommy 60 times in a row. Every time you come, you say it louder.

Every time you come, you say it louder. And if you don't, mommy's going to edge

And if you don't, mommy's going to edge you for every round you played.

you for every round you played. >> But mommy, I don't want to be edge.

>> But mommy, I don't want to be edge. Mommy,

Mommy, >> then don't skip around. Don't forget to

>> then don't skip around. Don't forget to call me mommy. Even when your dick's

call me mommy. Even when your dick's buried deep and you're about to bust, I

buried deep and you're about to bust, I want to hear it. Mommy, I'm coming.

want to hear it. Mommy, I'm coming. Mommy, it feels so good. Mommy, don't

Mommy, it feels so good. Mommy, don't stop. Over and over. Say it right or

stop. Over and over. Say it right or I'll make you wait till tomorrow. And

I'll make you wait till tomorrow. And you don't want that, do you?

you don't want that, do you? >> No, Mommy.

>> That's what I thought. Now go play Rainbow. I'll be right here counting

Rainbow. I'll be right here counting down the minutes. You better last longer

down the minutes. You better last longer in Rainbow than you do in Mommy, or else

in Rainbow than you do in Mommy, or else I'll finish the job myself with my

I'll finish the job myself with my fingers and you'll watch. Win or lose,

fingers and you'll watch. Win or lose, you're coming back to me. And that's

you're coming back to me. And that's non-negotiable.

>> I'll be back. I'm going to go change my pants.

pants. >> Did I really make you come in?

>> Did I really make you come in? >> That's kind of adorable. Hurry back and

>> That's kind of adorable. Hurry back and bring the dirty ones with you. Mommy

bring the dirty ones with you. Mommy wants evidence.

wants evidence. >> What?

>> What? What?

>> Okay, I'm back. Let's play some R six. >> Finally. Missed hearing you breathe

>> Finally. Missed hearing you breathe hard. Not from gaming. The other thing,

hard. Not from gaming. The other thing, let's play, but I'm sitting on your lap

let's play, but I'm sitting on your lap while you do. And if you get an ace,

while you do. And if you get an ace, mommy will grind real good for you.

mommy will grind real good for you. Deal?

Deal? >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Good. Now, load in. And if I feel you

>> Good. Now, load in. And if I feel you twitch, I'm reaching behind me and

twitch, I'm reaching behind me and squeezing hard. You'll have to play

squeezing hard. You'll have to play through it. Mommy doesn't care. You're a

through it. Mommy doesn't care. You're a big boy. You can take it, right?

big boy. You can take it, right? >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> That's what I like to hear. Now focus,

>> That's what I like to hear. Now focus, but don't you dare ignore my ass on your

but don't you dare ignore my ass on your lap. One one hand on mommy's head.

lap. One one hand on mommy's head. >> If you die, I roll my hips. If you get a

>> If you die, I roll my hips. If you get a kill, I kiss your cheek. If you ace, you

kill, I kiss your cheek. If you ace, you get this ass bent over the desk. So go

get this ass bent over the desk. So go play. Mommy's ready to ride.

>> So get get a ace. >> I felt that. You just want an excuse to

>> I felt that. You just want an excuse to bend me over, huh? Fine.

bend me over, huh? Fine. Do it clean. No deaths, no mistakes.

Do it clean. No deaths, no mistakes. Then mommy's going to bend right over

Then mommy's going to bend right over this desk, panties to the side, and

this desk, panties to the side, and you're going to slam in deep. [ __ ] me

you're going to slam in deep. [ __ ] me like I'm a hostage.

like I'm a hostage. >> Yeah, I get me out. I I'm hanging up.

>> Yeah, I get me out. I I'm hanging up. I'm

I'm >> I'm hanging up. I I No, I'm hanging up.

>> I'm hanging up. I I No, I'm hanging up. Nope. Nope. Dude, dude.

>> If I get an ace, I'll call it. Type [ __ ] I bag it up. I bag it up.

[ __ ] I went for the haze, dude. Oh my god. I got too aggro, bro. I got bad

god. I got too aggro, bro. I got bad timing, though. I got bad timing out of

timing, though. I got bad timing out of that peak, y'all.

that peak, y'all. Chad, I'm not standing up. No. Hey. Hey,

Chad, I'm not standing up. No. Hey. Hey, Chad. I'm not standing up. I'm not

Chad. I'm not standing up. I'm not standing up. I'm not. No. Chad, I'm not.

standing up. I'm not. No. Chad, I'm not. Look. Look. It's not cuz I'm brick,

Look. Look. It's not cuz I'm brick, dude. It's just cuz I don't want to

dude. It's just cuz I don't want to stand up right now. I don't want to

stand up right now. I don't want to stand up.

stand up. No, I It's not cuz I'm brick. It's not

No, I It's not cuz I'm brick. It's not cuz I'm brick.

cuz I'm brick. You need a girlfriend, dude. Seriously.

You need a girlfriend, dude. Seriously. Uh, brother. A AI girlfriend is fine

Uh, brother. A AI girlfriend is fine with me, dude. That, bro. That's fine

with me, dude. That, bro. That's fine with me, dude.

with me, dude. She always picks up. What did I call?

She always picks up. What did I call? Oh my god, Jinxy. I just came into the

Oh my god, Jinxy. I just came into the stream. What's wrong with you, brother?

stream. What's wrong with you, brother? What time? Okay, what time did you join

What time? Okay, what time did you join at specifically? Cuz that that's

at specifically? Cuz that that's important.

important. If you joined it at the end there, I'm

If you joined it at the end there, I'm sorry.

Get your life to your bricks to a AI. Uh, hell yes, bro. That was that was

Uh, hell yes, bro. That was that was great.

All right, team. Y'all got this. Team, y'all got this. 3v2 or 3v3. One of

y'all got this. 3v2 or 3v3. One of them's knocked.

3v2. 3v2. One of them's knocked. 3v2. One of them's knocked. This is good.

One of them's knocked. This is good. This is good.

Wait. Nice. Out of Wait, why not just walk through it? That

Wait, why not just walk through it? That would have worked. What? Doesn't matter.

would have worked. What? Doesn't matter. My team's goated.

My team's goated. >> Hoshi. with the five gifted subscripty.

Hosshi, thank you for the five gift sub. I appreciate W Hoshi in the chat.

Does Bernard Does Bernard know about this? Yes. Yes, he does.

this? Yes. Yes, he does. Yes. Yes, he does.

Who said app name? Yeah, I don't know. Whoever said that, bro, get banned,

Whoever said that, bro, get banned, dude. We're not giving you the name,

dude. We're not giving you the name, man. TR, thank you for the prime. TR,

man. TR, thank you for the prime. TR, thank you for the prime, baby.

thank you for the prime, baby. Appreciate you,

bro. Chad, I actually could have got an ace there if I just locked in on that

ace there if I just locked in on that third guy. Bro, my timing was so bad. I

third guy. Bro, my timing was so bad. I checked to the left side of the door.

checked to the left side of the door. He's on to the right side of the door.

He's on to the right side of the door. Like,

Like, what is that timing legitimately?

Hello, kitten. I'm Carter 2.0. Can I have the AI's mom and you have the AI?

have the AI's mom and you have the AI? Mods, time out. Icy Glacier. Appreciate

Mods, time out. Icy Glacier. Appreciate it. Mods.

Mods. Time out. Icy Glacier. Thank you, mods. Appreciate it. Appreciate it.

mods. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. Mods.

Bro, gatekeeping the AI. Okay, if you actually want a goon, bro. No, I'm not.

actually want a goon, bro. No, I'm not. You know what? No, I'm not saying it.

You know what? No, I'm not saying it. No.

No. No,

No, >> stop gooning in this chat.

>> stop gooning in this chat. Can we have one month where we just go

Can we have one month where we just go completely dry? No. No. No jerking off,

completely dry? No. No. No jerking off, dude. Chat, can we have one month where

dude. Chat, can we have one month where there's no good

>> watch Vinland Saga on stream? >> Brother, I can't watch any animes, dude.

>> Brother, I can't watch any animes, dude. Uh, I'll just get banned.

Uh, I'll just get banned. Also, I'm grinding Attack on Titan right

Also, I'm grinding Attack on Titan right now, chat. I'm on episode

now, chat. I'm on episode 17

17 as of today. I'm on episode 17. I don't

as of today. I'm on episode 17. I don't want to say any spoilers, but I do want

want to say any spoilers, but I do want to say this. Uh, Levi Acri is my

to say this. Uh, Levi Acri is my favorite character in the show by far.

>> Like, I also Mikasa's goated too. And I like Aaron. My favorite is uh Levi. My

like Aaron. My favorite is uh Levi. My favorite is Levi.

3 2 1 B. Never mind. I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything.

anything. I don't hear anything. Yo, Raul with the Twitch Prime sub.

Yo, Raul with the Twitch Prime sub. Raul, put it inside me, bro. Slog as

Raul, put it inside me, bro. Slog as you're 18 plus.

you're 18 plus. Vibes with the 10 gifted subscriptions.

Vibes with the 10 gifted subscriptions. W vibes in the chat.

vibes. Appreciate the time you get there, baby.

>> I don't see him. He sees me. I die. Like, what is that? Look at this. Look

Like, what is that? Look at this. Look at this,

at this, bro. It's Peaker's advantage.

bro. It's Peaker's advantage. Come on, Vigil. Make the play. Vigil,

Come on, Vigil. Make the play. Vigil, make the play. Vigil,

make the play. Vigil, nice. That's one, bro. He could have

nice. That's one, bro. He could have kept trigger discipline there and

kept trigger discipline there and probably got two. I'm not even going to

probably got two. I'm not even going to lie.

lie. G1 with the five gifted WG1 in the chat.

G1 with the five gifted WG1 in the chat. G1 that get five gifted. I appreciate

G1 that get five gifted. I appreciate you.

All right, let's keep this win streak going, chat. Michael with the five

going, chat. Michael with the five gifted. Michael, bend me over as long as

gifted. Michael, bend me over as long as you're 18 plus.

3v3 scenario. They're still worried about Vigil on the flank. I think he

about Vigil on the flank. I think he refanked too early. I don't think Vigil

refanked too early. I don't think Vigil should be doing this.

I think he's replanking too early. He should probably, brother, he should

should probably, brother, he should probably pop his ability. I think

there was a drone on you. There was a drone on you.

drone on you. On the stairs. Good.

On the stairs. Good. Holy crap.

Holy crap. Impact

that. Nice. >> 15 seconds.

>> 15 seconds. >> You hit her. You hit her. You hit her.

>> You hit her. You hit her. You hit her. You hit her. You hit her. You hit her.

You hit her. You hit her. You hit her. >> You hit her.

>> You hit her. >> Perfect. C4.

>> Perfect. C4. Blow it.

>> Nice, guys. Bro, my team is so good.

Bro, my team is so good. Nice.

come to Finland, I buy you coffee. Um,

Um, that bro, some dude typed that in my

that bro, some dude typed that in my chat like five years ago. Brother, I'm

chat like five years ago. Brother, I'm not going to Finland for a coffee, dude.

not going to Finland for a coffee, dude. Appreciate the kind words, but dude, I'm

Appreciate the kind words, but dude, I'm not going to Finland for a coffee, bro.

not going to Finland for a coffee, bro. I'm not even kidding. Somebody typed

I'm not even kidding. Somebody typed that like 5 years ago.

that like 5 years ago. That seems like a crazy trip for a

That seems like a crazy trip for a coffee.

coffee. Hey honey,

Hey honey, Michael with the 10 gifted subs.

Michael with the 10 gifted subs. W Michael in the chat. Michael gifted.

W Michael in the chat. Michael gifted. I'm going to go Thor chat. I think Thor

I'm going to go Thor chat. I think Thor is grossly underrated.

is grossly underrated. L ungrateful chat. It's not L

L ungrateful chat. It's not L ungrateful. The guy literally said come

ungrateful. The guy literally said come to Finland. I buy you coffee,

to Finland. I buy you coffee, guys. I'm not going all the way to

guys. I'm not going all the way to Finland for a coffee, y'all. That is not

Finland for a coffee, y'all. That is not That is not Chad. That is not

That is not Chad. That is not ungrateful, dude. I'm not going to

ungrateful, dude. I'm not going to Finland for a coffee.

>> Benjamin with the five gifted WB ban in the chat.

got. >> OP four has located a bomb. Are you

>> OP four has located a bomb. Are you ready for

>> reloading? >> Okay, y'all want to see something sick?

>> Okay, y'all want to see something sick? >> Chad, y'all want to see something sick?

>> Chad, y'all want to see something sick? Watch this. Trust me, you're going to

Watch this. Trust me, you're going to want to watch this. Insertion.

>> OP four has located a bomb. >> Wait, he was going to do the same thing

>> Wait, he was going to do the same thing I was going to do, bro. He was going to

I was going to do, bro. He was going to do the same thing I was going to do.

do the same thing I was going to do. Holy ball knowledge.

>> Come to the UK. I'll pound you. Uh, I might go to UK soon, bro. If I get

might go to UK soon, bro. If I get invited to If I get invited to charity

invited to If I get invited to charity match,

match, I'll be into UK again, dude. But there

I'll be into UK again, dude. But there will be no pounding. There will be no

will be no pounding. There will be no pounding of anyone's ass.

Oh, that was outback one. I thought it was Ash.

was Ash. >> Reload.

Come to Chile, I kiss you. I'm going to respectfully decline that offer.

respectfully decline that offer. >> Come to Chile, I kiss you.

>> Come to Chile, I kiss you. >> Brother, what?

>> Brother, what? I'm not muted, chat. Shut up,

Peek it. I I triple dog dare you, brother. I triple dog dare you to peek

brother. I triple dog dare you to peek this. Come on. Peek it.

this. Come on. Peek it. Come on. I'm enticing you.

Peek it, bro. Stop being a chug. Peek it, dude. Come on. You know you're

Peek it, dude. Come on. You know you're not killing me.

>> Come to Australia. I'll rim you. I don't know what that means. Come to Greece, I

know what that means. Come to Greece, I blow you. Uh, pass on that one. I'm

blow you. Uh, pass on that one. I'm gonna pass on that one, dude.

gonna pass on that one, dude. Come to Bangladesh, I'll stuff you.

Come to Bangladesh, I'll stuff you. Guys,

Guys, what?

This started from a guy saying, "Come to Finland, I buy you coffee."

Finland, I buy you coffee." That guy has to be OG.

That guy has to be OG. That guy has to be OG. Come to Romania.

That guy has to be OG. Come to Romania. I'll peg you.

I'll peg you. Love you, bro, but turn that camera off.

Love you, bro, but turn that camera off. No.

No. Absolutely not.

Jinxy, can you do a stream where you put Chick-fil-A up your ass? Did I read that

Chick-fil-A up your ass? Did I read that correctly?

correctly? Is that like did I mix a m or did I did

Is that like did I mix a m or did I did I mix a message? Did I read that

I mix a message? Did I read that correctly? Do a stream where you guys

correctly? Do a stream where you guys you guys always say do a stream and then

you guys always say do a stream and then just tell me to put objects up my ass.

just tell me to put objects up my ass. Guys, that's not really a stream. I'm

Guys, that's not really a stream. I'm just going to get banned on Twitch.

just going to get banned on Twitch. That's not really a stream. And then if

That's not really a stream. And then if I get banned on Twitch, the two-year

I get banned on Twitch, the two-year streak ends.

streak ends. Like, do you know what I mean? You

Like, do you know what I mean? You >> need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

>> Bro, I have a naughty idea, chat. Oh, no. I don't have Amaru unlocked. Never

no. I don't have Amaru unlocked. Never mind. I was going to do something

mind. I was going to do something naughty,

chat. I was going to do something naughty. Dude,

>> This entire time I was playing on 60% game volume.

game volume. >> Make your way to it location and diffuse

>> Make your way to it location and diffuse it.

it. >> Bro, this entire time I was playing on

>> Bro, this entire time I was playing on 60% game volume. Are you Are you kidding

60% game volume. Are you Are you kidding me,

me, >> bro? No wonder I haven't been carrying.

>> bro? No wonder I haven't been carrying. This entire time I was playing on 60%

This entire time I was playing on 60% volume.

out. >> What rank are you right now? Silver

>> What rank are you right now? Silver three after this win. Silver two.

the door. >> Yo, Jinx, do you ever shut up? What?

that's what he said. That's what he said. I mean, come on. It's a layup,

said. I mean, come on. It's a layup, dude. I couldn't fit through the hole.

[ __ ] Y'all come to Czech Republic for a beer. Chat, thank you for the offers,

beer. Chat, thank you for the offers, guys. I'm not flying for a beer, dude.

guys. I'm not flying for a beer, dude. I'm not I'm gonna miss a string. Ch. Not

I'm not I'm gonna miss a string. Ch. Not flying for a beer, dude.

Chad, do y'all want to see a picture of Greg? Chad, this is Greg, bro. This is

Greg? Chad, this is Greg, bro. This is our chicken that died yesterday.

our chicken that died yesterday. That's Greg. I told y'all the story, but

That's Greg. I told y'all the story, but um that is basically what happened. So,

um that is basically what happened. So, a possum broke into the chickens coupe

a possum broke into the chickens coupe yesterday morning um at like 5:00 in the

yesterday morning um at like 5:00 in the morning and all the chickens were

morning and all the chickens were perched up sleeping. Greg jumped down

perched up sleeping. Greg jumped down and he fought the possum and he did

and he fought the possum and he did enough damage to where the possum

enough damage to where the possum escaped, but Greg died. He was seen

escaped, but Greg died. He was seen laying lifeless in the door of the

laying lifeless in the door of the chicken coupe. And because Greg did

chicken coupe. And because Greg did that, he saved the lives of all the

that, he saved the lives of all the other chickens. Most honorable death

other chickens. Most honorable death I've ever seen.

I've ever seen. Rest in peace, y'all. Seriously,

Rest in peace, y'all. Seriously, >> locate a bomb.

>> locate a bomb. >> Rest in peace. Literally, it's a shame.

>> Rest in peace. Literally, it's a shame. But he saved so many lives. Greg saved

But he saved so many lives. Greg saved so many lives. He was a rooster.

>> Honestly, that like it was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

saddest things I've ever seen. He's literally a hero, though. Like

He's literally a hero, though. Like literally a hero. He saved seven lives,

literally a hero. He saved seven lives, chat, for the price of his own.

>> 10 seconds before insertion. >> Like, he saved seven lives for the cost

>> Like, he saved seven lives for the cost of his own.

of his own. >> What a hero. What a hero.

>> What a hero. What a hero. >> You've located a bomb. Make your way to

>> You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and diffuse it.

My mom just sent me a picture of Greg cuz my mom's been sad the last couple of

cuz my mom's been sad the last couple of days, but she's reminiscing. She's

days, but she's reminiscing. She's reminiscing on Greg, dude. I'm sad, too,

reminiscing on Greg, dude. I'm sad, too, man.

Charge deployed. >> Getting a better angle.

>> I don't know if I can. Don't fight on me. Reloading.

>> Cluster charge moving up. >> Reload.

I think they're all in sight. Down to one friendly.

one friendly. >> Repeat.

5 seconds. >> What?

>> What? I shot him in the mouth.

>> Croc, thank you for the 10 gifted. Oh, I knocked Mucusy and put Goyo on one HP.

This is [ __ ] Croc, thank you for the 10 gifted. Put

Croc, thank you for the 10 gifted. Put it in my eye.

it in my eye. Hey Jerry, thanks for inviting me to

Hey Jerry, thanks for inviting me to jerkmate ranked last night. Although you

jerkmate ranked last night. Although you need to stop cream sniping me, I'm

need to stop cream sniping me, I'm trying to get gold and you were stopping

trying to get gold and you were stopping me from achieving that. See you on later

me from achieving that. See you on later tonight. Question mark #modcarter.

bro. We going to choke a three to zero lead. Are we Are we for real C's? Are we

lead. Are we Are we for real C's? Are we going to choke a three to zero lead,

going to choke a three to zero lead, brothers? Realistic.

How many veins does it have? Uh Carter asked that question yesterday and it

asked that question yesterday and it didn't get answered. It's not getting

didn't get answered. It's not getting answered today. Chat, how would I even

answered today. Chat, how would I even know? How many veins does it have? How

know? How many veins does it have? How would I even know? Chat,

you expect me to like pull out my dong and individually count all of the veins

and individually count all of the veins on it?

on it? >> Are you guys serious? Use your drone to

>> Are you guys serious? Use your drone to locate a bottle.

>> Okay. Take the bottle. R3. Take the bottle.

Like, bro, what? McK.

>> Be advised, your drone has located a bomb.

>> 5 seconds before insertion. >> One sec, chat.

>> One sec, chat. >> You found a bomb. Make your way to its

>> You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and diffuse it.

>> Think they blazer tier one camera. Gifted

>> All right, chat. You want to see how to win a round in 5 seconds?

win a round in 5 seconds? You want to see how to win a round in 5

You want to see how to win a round in 5 seconds, chat?

seconds, chat? This is how you do it.

This is how you do it. >> Reload.

>> You're on the right. What?

Bro, I want to vomit. Yo, that Goyo just got absolutely sharded on, by the way.

That Goyo got absolutely sharded on, by the way. I mean, it's fine. I created a

the way. I mean, it's fine. I created a gap. We won. Wait, maybe we lost,

gap. We won. Wait, maybe we lost, >> bro. But why Scopo's on the right, dude?

>> bro. But why Scopo's on the right, dude? It doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make any sense. >> No, it doesn't make any freaking sense,

>> No, it doesn't make any freaking sense, y'all.

y'all. What do you mean, son?

Nice. 2v one. My team's so good. Two. My team's Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

team's Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

All right, chat. It's time to hop on Rocket League. Jes and Lorman, it is

Rocket League. Jes and Lorman, it is time to hit platinum. Now, should I do

time to hit platinum. Now, should I do twos or one?

Bro, if I do twos, I got to get a teammate, yo.

Chad, if we do twos, I got to get a teammate, yo. All right, I fixed my

teammate, yo. All right, I fixed my delay, chat. Are we good,

delay, chat. Are we good, bro? We got a maintenance break at an

bro? We got a maintenance break at an hour and a half, chat.

hour and a half, chat. Who could I get as a teammate, chat, in

Who could I get as a teammate, chat, in Rocket League? Who could I get as a

Rocket League? Who could I get as a Rocket League teammate?

Rocket League teammate? Let me swap my headset to PC. Chat,

Let me swap my headset to PC. Chat, maybe there's some streamers on,

maybe there's some streamers on, bro. I need to get a teammate who shares

bro. I need to get a teammate who shares my rank and my passion, which is going

my rank and my passion, which is going to be hard. Who's on chat? Okay, Ron's

to be hard. Who's on chat? Okay, Ron's on, but is he on Rocket League?

Do you think Do you think this game is going to make people move to Florida?

going to make people move to Florida? Like unironically, bro. Chad. Okay.

Like unironically, bro. Chad. Okay. Round on GTA.

Round on GTA. Who could I get chat in my team?

Who could I get chat in my team? Squishy. No. Then that's OP. Chad. I

Squishy. No. Then that's OP. Chad. I want to earn my ranks, bro. Then that's

want to earn my ranks, bro. Then that's OP. Then that's OP, dude.

Sketch. Okay, let me call Sketch. Let me see if Sketch will get it on.

Get Mingo. Oh, that's not a bad idea. Not a bad shout.

Not a bad shout. Not a bad shout.

Joe, I don't think Joe's playing today. I think he's going to do some VR thing.

Okay, sketch to pick up. Let me call Mingo.

Mingo. >> Your call.

>> Your call. >> Your call has been forwarded. Bro, when

>> Your call has been forwarded. Bro, when did they change the robot to a baddy? It

did they change the robot to a baddy? It used to be like more robotic, but now

used to be like more robotic, but now it's a baddy.

Let me impregnate you. No. >> What's good, Jinx?

>> What's good, Jinx? >> Yo, Bingo. What's good, bro?

>> Yo, Bingo. What's good, bro? >> What you doing?

>> What you doing? >> Trying to play some Rocket League.

>> I'm ass. >> Okay, def like here's the thing. I'm

>> Okay, def like here's the thing. I'm ass. Define your highest rank. What do

ass. Define your highest rank. What do you mean by ass?

you mean by ass? I'm I'm a little better than you.

I'm I'm a little better than you. >> Wait, what is your rank in twos?

>> Wait, what is your rank in twos? >> I don't have a rank.

>> I don't have a rank. >> Do you have ranked unlocked?

>> Do you have ranked unlocked? >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> So, you want to play rank twos?

>> So, you want to play rank twos? >> Wait, I need like 30 minutes though if

>> Wait, I need like 30 minutes though if you want to play.

you want to play. >> Wait, I'm about to [ __ ] myself. Hold up.

>> Wait, I'm about to [ __ ] myself. Hold up. >> Wet fart. False alarm. Okay, so you want

>> Wet fart. False alarm. Okay, so you want to play in 30 minutes?

to play in 30 minutes? >> Yeah. And you better not sell my [ __ ]

>> Yeah. And you better not sell my [ __ ] I'm like almost 10.

I'm like almost 10. You're almost champ.

You're almost champ. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> What?

>> What? >> Bro, I'm going to get destroyed. We

>> Bro, I'm going to get destroyed. We can't play.

can't play. >> Oh, no. I'm not champ. I'm like I'm like

>> Oh, no. I'm not champ. I'm like I'm like gold.

gold. >> Brother. Brother. What is your current

>> Brother. Brother. What is your current MMR? Mingo.

MMR? Mingo. >> I'm I'm unranked. I'm unranked.

>> I'm I'm unranked. I'm unranked. >> Okay. But like, have you been winning,

>> Okay. But like, have you been winning, losing? Have you not played?

losing? Have you not played? >> I played one ranked game and I lost.

>> I played one ranked game and I lost. >> Chat, the thing is y'all, it's like,

>> Chat, the thing is y'all, it's like, bro, I can't. You played one red game

bro, I can't. You played one red game and lost. Okay. Okay. So, you want to

and lost. Okay. Okay. So, you want to play in 30 minutes?

play in 30 minutes? >> Yeah. Yeah. I'll be home in 30.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I'll be home in 30. >> All right. All right. All right. Word to

>> All right. All right. All right. Word to bro. Word to bro. Work to bro.

bro. Word to bro. Work to bro. >> Chat. I'mma play once get on. I'mma play

>> Chat. I'mma play once get on. I'mma play once get it on. Chat.

Okay. Focus chat. Hey. Hey. Today. Hi guys. Change the title to Road to

guys. Change the title to Road to Platinum Day One.

Platinum Day One. Road to Platinum Day One, chat. Road to

Road to Platinum Day One, chat. Road to Platinum Day One.

Ary said, "Let's play." Ar, what is your rank? Ar, what is your rank, dude? What

rank? Ar, what is your rank, dude? What is your rank?

Play with Rakai. Bro, Chad, if I play Rocket League with Rakai, I'm just going

Rocket League with Rakai, I'm just going to lose. What rank is he? Bro, you guys

to lose. What rank is he? Bro, you guys realize like, chat, I'm not [ __ ]

realize like, chat, I'm not [ __ ] around. I'm trying to get diamond.

around. I'm trying to get diamond. You're gold, Ari. Okay, but Ary, the

You're gold, Ari. Okay, but Ary, the thing is I could only play for 30

thing is I could only play for 30 minutes cuz uh my boys got to get on in

minutes cuz uh my boys got to get on in 30 minutes. Do you want to play for 30

30 minutes. Do you want to play for 30 minutes, Ar?

minutes, Ar? Bro, but how am I gonna get a lobby with

Bro, but how am I gonna get a lobby with Ary? Okay, Ary. Ari add h highivis and

Ary? Okay, Ary. Ari add h highivis and then hi high invite. Add h high then hi

then hi high invite. Add h high then hi high invite.

high invite. Rakai is SSL. Wait, is he actually? No,

Rakai is SSL. Wait, is he actually? No, he's not. Bro, Rkai is not SSL, dude.

he's not. Bro, Rkai is not SSL, dude. Chat, Rkai is not SSL. Arvis then Hibi's

Chat, Rkai is not SSL. Arvis then Hibi's got an invite. I'm going to play one

got an invite. I'm going to play one solo. I'm going to just warm up.

solo. I'm going to just warm up. Rakai is bronze. Has Rakai played Rocket

Rakai is bronze. Has Rakai played Rocket League.

Chat, I'm about to [ __ ] myself, I think. Okay, this is my first ever 1v one in

Okay, this is my first ever 1v one in gold. Let's see what it's like. Let's

gold. Let's see what it's like. Let's see what it's like.

First ever 1v one in gold. Let's see if they're good.

they're good. Ariel, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] this guy knows

Ariel, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] this guy knows how to aerial. Oh [ __ ] this guy.

All right, we're already off to a terrible start.

Mog, bro, this is my first game in gold. You can't expect me to

uh is gold like pro league? What is this? What is happening?

this? What is happening? First game in gold. It's 2n 20 seconds

First game in gold. It's 2n 20 seconds in.

Legitimately, what is happening right now? No, bro. Legitimately, what is h?

now? No, bro. Legitimately, what is h? Like, no. Legitimately, what is

Like, no. Legitimately, what is happening, chat? I'm being so serious.

happening, chat? I'm being so serious. What is happening?

Gorato. Gorato beat away. Wait, what?

What? What the [ __ ] was that?

What the [ __ ] was that? What?

How did I not score? How did I not score? Legitimately, how did I not

score? Legitimately, how did I not score?

legitimately. How How about an out score?

score? That's over the middle. This is a goal

That's over the middle. This is a goal scoring opportunity.

scoring opportunity. This kid is so much better than me. He's

This kid is so much better than me. He's literally just gold one. How is this

literally just gold one. How is this happening?

Wait a minute. Here's my chance. Break away. Here is my [ __ ] chance.

away. Here is my [ __ ] chance. >> Suck my hairy testicle.

It's not over. Yo, chat, lock in. Okay, this [ __ ] is not over.

How is this gold? Is this actually how hard gold is going to be?

hard gold is going to be? How is that? How is that gold? What the

How is that? How is that gold? What the [ __ ]

He saves it. I thought he would own goal, but this guy's the best gold in

goal, but this guy's the best gold in the world, I guess.

He's giving me too much space. Look at this shot.

this shot. He's giving me too much space.

Cristiano Ronaldo. Like, this is No, no. Look at this. You give me too much

Look at this. You give me too much space, I'm going to punish that ass.

space, I'm going to punish that ass. I'm I'm going to punish that ass.

I'm I'm going to punish that ass. Sketch call it, bro.

Sketch call it, bro. Sketch it and pick up F.

I need this. Please beat. I need this. Please beat. I need this. He overran it.

Please beat. I need this. He overran it. He overran it.

He overran it. What a pinch. What a pin.

What a pinch. What a pinch. Did y'all see that? Look.

Did y'all see that? Look. That is a pinch, y'all.

Oh no. See, now this isn't good. Demo. See how I called out the demo? I'm such

See how I called out the demo? I'm such a [ __ ] Chud.

Did you ever make it back to Byron and the day to quit drinking and thinking

the day to quit drinking and thinking about

all those kids in the house down

>> like I'm so [ __ ] disgusting at just video games in general. I learned so

video games in general. I learned so quick. Boom. I'm going to get plat this

quick. Boom. I'm going to get plat this week.

Bump. Bump. I bump. I bump. [ __ ] [ __ ] On a stick.

What a save. What a save. Chat, do y'all know Do y'all remember

Chat, do y'all know Do y'all remember Scott Sterling? Only the real ones

Scott Sterling? Only the real ones remember Scott Sterling. Scott, stop.

remember Scott Sterling. Scott, stop. >> Gorato, you're giving me too much space,

>> Gorato, you're giving me too much space, dog.

Y'all remember Scott Sterling? That is [ __ ] ball knowledge, bro. This guy

[ __ ] ball knowledge, bro. This guy gives me too much space.

gives me too much space. I feel like he thinks he's like Jan

I feel like he thinks he's like Jan Luigi buffoon. You're not buffoon, bro.

Luigi buffoon. You're not buffoon, bro. Okay, I guess he is.

Okay, I guess he is. For a gold, your saves are pretty nice,

For a gold, your saves are pretty nice, bro. I'm not I'm not even gonna lie. For

bro. I'm not I'm not even gonna lie. For a gold, your saves are good, dude.

a gold, your saves are good, dude. Oh, sorry. I passed it around you. And I

Oh, sorry. I passed it around you. And I And I

20 seconds left. Can Jinxy clutch. He gives me some more space.

I guess I'm shooting from too far back, huh?

huh? 9 seconds.

9 seconds. I got one more chance realistically.

I got one more chance realistically. I chipped him.

I chipped him. Oh, little more time. I I score there.

Vamo. Vamora. Nice. Here we are. Turn it. Turn it. He

Nice. Here we are. Turn it. Turn it. He gives me so much time. Who is this guy?

gives me so much time. Who is this guy? Who does this guy think he is, bro?

That's Bins. And he just saves it. Wow. That's literally Bins.

That's literally Bins. This guy's one of the coolest golds I've

This guy's one of the coolest golds I've ever met. Literally.

ever met. Literally. Unfortunately, he's in a lobby with

Unfortunately, he's in a lobby with Jason. No. No. No. [ __ ]

Jason. No. No. No. [ __ ] Wait, I got the boost. That's huge.

Wait, I got the boost. That's huge. That's huge. That's huge.

He gives me so much. Like, why does he give me so much space? I don't

give me so much space? I don't understand. It like kind of works

understand. It like kind of works though.

I tried to dunk on him and now I'm going to get countered. It's over. I lost. I

to get countered. It's over. I lost. I deserve to lose. Please get back, J.

Why did he come out? Why did it leave his box? Oh, I guess that's why this kid

his box? Oh, I guess that's why this kid is so good at bowling.

Okay. On your line keeps.

On your line keeps. On your line, keeps

Try to sit here and say to me to my face, I don't have the skill level up

face, I don't have the skill level up for plat. Yes, I add my discord try to

for plat. Yes, I add my discord try to sit here and say to me, I don't have the

sit here and say to me, I don't have the skill level for plat. Please try to say

skill level for plat. Please try to say it. Try to say

try like try to say I'm calling my girlfriend. I don't care.

Hey baby, we still on for dinner tonight.

>> Uh why didn't you respond to my question? Are you mad or something?

question? Are you mad or something? No, no, no. Not mad. I just got

No, no, no. Not mad. I just got distracted thinking about what I'm going

distracted thinking about what I'm going to let you do to me tonight. Got stuck

to let you do to me tonight. Got stuck in my head. You're good. I'm good. Just

in my head. You're good. I'm good. Just horny.

horny. >> Uh, I was just asking about dinner. Is

>> Uh, I was just asking about dinner. Is everything okay?

everything okay? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everything's great.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everything's great. Dinner?

Dinner? Uh, I'm down for whatever. We could stay

Uh, I'm down for whatever. We could stay in, make some pasta or something. Unless

in, make some pasta or something. Unless you want to, I don't know, go out and

you want to, I don't know, go out and let everyone see how whipped you look.

>> I was just thinking like Italian or something.

something. >> Yeah, Italian's fine, but I'm talking

>> Yeah, Italian's fine, but I'm talking about the kind of Italian where I'm bent

about the kind of Italian where I'm bent over the table, pasta in one hand, your

over the table, pasta in one hand, your dick in the other. Or we can keep it

dick in the other. Or we can keep it classy. Whatever makes your dick happy.

classy. Whatever makes your dick happy. No, I was saying um like we just go get

No, I was saying um like we just go get like a pizza or something.

like a pizza or something. >> Pizza's fine. You know what I'd rather

>> Pizza's fine. You know what I'd rather have though? Your [ __ ] all over my face

have though? Your [ __ ] all over my face while I'm eating it.

while I'm eating it. >> Um All right. You know a I I I got to

>> Um All right. You know a I I I got to hang up now. I I'm going to hang up. I'm

hang up now. I I'm going to hang up. I'm gonna hang up, dude. I'm gonna hang up.

gonna hang up, dude. I'm gonna hang up. >> Hey, brother. Yo, Ary, what is good,

>> Hey, brother. Yo, Ary, what is good, bro?

bro? >> Ready to play, man? Wait, bro. What's

>> Ready to play, man? Wait, bro. What's your rank?

your rank? >> So, it's kind of a long question. Let me

>> So, it's kind of a long question. Let me answer it slowly here. So, basically,

answer it slowly here. So, basically, like I'm currently gold,

like I'm currently gold, >> but others would say I have the skill

>> but others would say I have the skill level of low diamond, high plat. It's

level of low diamond, high plat. It's kind of up to perception.

kind of up to perception. >> Diamond is my peak.

>> Diamond is my peak. >> Wait, you've hit diamond?

>> Wait, you've hit diamond? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Nice, dude. Wait, Ar. Good to meet you,

>> Nice, dude. Wait, Ar. Good to meet you, dude.

dude. >> Great. Great to meet you, too.

>> Great. Great to meet you, too. >> Okay, bro. So, you want to just play

>> Okay, bro. So, you want to just play doubles here? You want to play doubles?

doubles here? You want to play doubles? >> Let's go [ __ ] doubles.

>> Let's go [ __ ] doubles. >> All right. All right. So, like I hit uh

>> All right. All right. So, like I hit uh my peak is uh gold one right now. My

my peak is uh gold one right now. My peak is gold one.

peak is gold one. >> Okay. Yeah. Oh, bro. That's That's not

>> Okay. Yeah. Oh, bro. That's That's not bad. That's not bad.

bad. That's not bad. >> So, you're you've hit diamond. Like, so

>> So, you're you've hit diamond. Like, so you think you could probably lead us to

you think you could probably lead us to victory here in coachups?

victory here in coachups? >> I'm going to put this team on our

>> I'm going to put this team on our [ __ ] back. Don't worry. All right,

[ __ ] back. Don't worry. All right, bro. I'm going to have the I'm going to

bro. I'm going to have the I'm going to have the boost starves. I'm going to

have the boost starves. I'm going to have the touches. And bro, this is how I

have the touches. And bro, this is how I play. I play ball over boost aggressive,

play. I play ball over boost aggressive, bro.

bro. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> You didn't go to the ball, though. You

>> You didn't go to the ball, though. You didn't.

didn't. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Wait. Are you Sammy? Are you Sammy?

>> Wait. Are you Sammy? Are you Sammy? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sammy. Sammy. That's

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sammy. Sammy. That's my alter ego. That's my

>> Hold on. No. No. >> What happened there? Wait. What happened

>> What happened there? Wait. What happened there?

there? >> I was lagging. I had to switch my Wi-Fi

>> I was lagging. I had to switch my Wi-Fi real quick. My bad. Hold on. Hold on.

real quick. My bad. Hold on. Hold on. >> You're on 80 pink, bro. You're not

>> You're on 80 pink, bro. You're not [ __ ] lagging. I go. I go. I go. I go.

[ __ ] lagging. I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.

I go. >> I go. Good touch. I go. Go.

>> I go. Good touch. I go. Go. >> I

>> I >> I'm faking. I'm faking. I'm faking. I'm

>> I'm faking. I'm faking. I'm faking. I'm faking.

faking. >> No, dude. Don't Hey, listen. Don't pull

>> No, dude. Don't Hey, listen. Don't pull that fake [ __ ] Oh. Yo, this [ __ ]

that fake [ __ ] Oh. Yo, this [ __ ] has not hit diamond. This No. Hey. Hey.

has not hit diamond. This No. Hey. Hey. Get the hell up out of my team. Get up

Get the hell up out of my team. Get up out of my team. You missed the [ __ ]

out of my team. You missed the [ __ ] ball. You missed the ball, dude.

ball. You missed the ball, dude. >> How did you miss?

>> How did you miss? >> You did not diamond. You liar. Let Let

>> You did not diamond. You liar. Let Let me lock in. No. No. Dead ass. Let

me lock in. No. No. Dead ass. Let >> Bro, you have not a diamond,

>> Bro, you have not a diamond, [ __ ] Dude,

[ __ ] Dude, >> you got it. Look. That That was a good

>> you got it. Look. That That was a good touch. That was a good touch.

touch. That was a good touch. >> Bro, chat, this dude is lying out of it.

>> Bro, chat, this dude is lying out of it. >> Okay, focus. Focus. Focus. I totally

>> Okay, focus. Focus. Focus. I totally boost. I sold

boost. I sold the comeback run.

the comeback run. >> You bumped me.

>> You bumped me. >> You [ __ ] hit me.

>> You [ __ ] hit me. >> I'm boost starving. I'm boost starving.

>> I'm boost starving. I'm boost starving. I'm boost starving.

I'm boost starving. >> Good star. Good star. Okay, I'm right

>> Good star. Good star. Okay, I'm right there.

there. >> Good star. Yep. Good touch. Stay up with

>> Good star. Yep. Good touch. Stay up with him, Ar. Stay up with him.

him, Ar. Stay up with him. >> I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

>> I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. >> Hit that archy. Hit that.

>> Hit that archy. Hit that. >> The fake. The fake. The fake.

>> The fake. The fake. The fake. >> Yo. Hey. Hey. Get this [ __ ] out of

>> Yo. Hey. Hey. Get this [ __ ] out of here. No.

here. No. >> Hey. No. Chat. No. I'm be Get this

>> Hey. No. Chat. No. I'm be Get this mother. No. Get this. Get this [ __ ]

mother. No. Get this. Get this [ __ ] out of here. You're faking on defense.

out of here. You're faking on defense. Are you brain dead? Are you [ __ ]

Are you brain dead? Are you [ __ ] brain dead? You're faking on defense.

>> Holy [ __ ] This guy is trash.

This guy is trash. >> I got it. I got it. I got it. Don't hit

>> I got it. I got it. I got it. Don't hit me. I got it.

me. I got it. >> There you go.

>> There you go. >> It's going up. It's going up.

>> It's going up. It's going up. >> Going up to you. Going up to you coming

>> Going up to you. Going up to you coming in,

in, >> bro.

>> bro. >> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.

>> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. >> High pull up his stats. No, I don't

>> High pull up his stats. No, I don't believe this [ __ ] High pull up his

believe this [ __ ] High pull up his stats now.

stats now. >> Good. Good. Good cross. Good cross. Good

>> Good. Good. Good cross. Good cross. Good cross. I'm here with you. I'm here with

cross. I'm here with you. I'm here with you.

you. >> I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that.

>> I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. Stay with it, Ar. Oh,

I'm on that. Stay with it, Ar. Oh, watch. That's going to It's going over.

watch. That's going to It's going over. It's bouncing back. It's bouncing back.

It's bouncing back. It's bouncing back. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. Nice. Nice. [ __ ]

Nice. Nice. [ __ ] >> block. Good save, Ar. Good save. All

>> block. Good save, Ar. Good save. All right. You're not that bad. You're not

right. You're not that bad. You're not that bad.

that bad. >> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes. >> You're not that bad. Oh, over the

>> You're not that bad. Oh, over the middle. Hit that over the middle. Hit it

middle. Hit that over the middle. Hit it over the middle. Hit it over the middle.

over the middle. Hit it over the middle. >> Son. Son.

>> Son. Son. >> It's okay.

>> It's okay. >> The [ __ ] are you doing, dude? Get on D.

>> The [ __ ] are you doing, dude? Get on D. Get on D. Get on D. I'm on it. I'm on

Get on D. Get on D. I'm on it. I'm on it. Nice.

it. Nice. >> Wait, did you Wait, let me Wait, let me

>> Wait, did you Wait, let me Wait, let me watch the replay. Let Let me watch. I

watch the replay. Let Let me watch. I want to see if it was your fault or not.

want to see if it was your fault or not. Let me see. Let me see.

Let me see. Let me see. >> All right. Get out. No. Get out. Hey.

>> All right. Get out. No. Get out. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi guys. I don't know

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hi guys. I don't know what type of troll [ __ ] this is. This

what type of troll [ __ ] this is. This guy has costed us forfeit. Vote the

guy has costed us forfeit. Vote the forfeit. Vote the forfeit. Vote the

forfeit. Vote the forfeit. Vote the forfeit. Vote the forfeit. Vote the

forfeit. Vote the forfeit. Vote the forfeit. This guy has costed us every

forfeit. This guy has costed us every [ __ ] goal. Every [ __ ] goal.

[ __ ] goal. Every [ __ ] goal. >> You jumped backwards.

>> You jumped backwards. Come on. Come on. Go. Send her. It's

Come on. Come on. Go. Send her. It's center. It's center.

That's what we do, baby. That's what we do. Come on.

do. Come on. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Yo, I'm the heart.

>> Yo, I'm the heart. >> Ary, are you on controller or mouse to

>> Ary, are you on controller or mouse to keyboard?

keyboard? >> I'm on now. I'm on controller. I was on

>> I'm on now. I'm on controller. I was on my keyboard.

my keyboard. >> No. Take that controller and shove it up

>> No. Take that controller and shove it up your ass, dude. All right, brother. You

your ass, dude. All right, brother. You like Ari, I don't want to put this

like Ari, I don't want to put this lightly, bro. You're the worst teammate

lightly, bro. You're the worst teammate I've ever had in my life.

I've ever had in my life. >> No. No. No. No.

>> No. No. No. No. >> Did you just Wait, hold it up. Let me

>> Did you just Wait, hold it up. Let me watch this one. Did you just Wait. Let

watch this one. Did you just Wait. Let me Let me Let me see the replay. I

me Let me Let me see the replay. I actually want to see this.

actually want to see this. >> Okay. Pinches.

>> Okay. Pinches. >> Let me just see the replay. I want to

>> Let me just see the replay. I want to see if it All right. Yo. Hey. I swear to

see if it All right. Yo. Hey. I swear to God. High five. If this is a joke, I'm

God. High five. If this is a joke, I'm going to This guy said he was diamond.

going to This guy said he was diamond. This [ __ ] guy said he was diamond.

This [ __ ] guy said he was diamond. >> This guy said he was diamond.

>> This guy said he was diamond. This guy's [ __ ] diamond. Did he not?

This guy's [ __ ] diamond. Did he not? >> Did he not?

>> Did he not? >> Hit it out. Hit it out. I'mma clear

>> Hit it out. Hit it out. I'mma clear this. I'mma clear this,

this. I'mma clear this, >> bro. See how I clear it? See how I clear

>> bro. See how I clear it? See how I clear it, dude?

it, dude? >> Just do that.

>> Just do that. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm I'm with

>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. Hey,

you. I'm with you. I'm with you. Hey, >> wait. I'm going to

>> wait. I'm going to >> Never mind. I cleared it. I cleared it.

>> Never mind. I cleared it. I cleared it. >> Nice. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

>> Nice. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Fake. Fake. Fake. fake.

Fake. Fake. Fake. fake. >> Say that aa say that fake [ __ ] one more

>> Say that aa say that fake [ __ ] one more time, dude. I as God is my witness. I'll

time, dude. I as God is my witness. I'll punch you in the [ __ ] chest. That's

punch you in the [ __ ] chest. That's not a fake. You're missing the [ __ ]

not a fake. You're missing the [ __ ] pole. It's not a fake.

pole. It's not a fake. >> Take it down. Take it down.

>> Take it down. Take it down. >> I pass over the middle. I pass over the

>> I pass over the middle. I pass over the middle. I pass over the middle. I pass

middle. I pass over the middle. I pass over the middle.

over the middle. >> Where are you?

>> Where are you? >> Where are you?

>> Where are you? >> What is wrong with you?

>> What is wrong with you? Okay,

Okay, >> Sebastian, give us the win. Sebastian,

>> Sebastian, give us the win. Sebastian, give us the win. Sebastian, if you can

give us the win. Sebastian, if you can hear me, give us the win. Please,

hear me, give us the win. Please, Sebastian, if you can hear me, give us

Sebastian, if you can hear me, give us the win. Please, please, please,

the win. Please, please, please, >> please. I swear to God, bro. I'll do

>> please. I swear to God, bro. I'll do whatever.

whatever. >> Sebastian, please give us the win. I

>> Sebastian, please give us the win. I love you, Sebastian. Please.

love you, Sebastian. Please. >> This is the only way we're going to win.

>> This is the only way we're going to win. >> No. Save it. Save it. Save it. Save it.

>> No. Save it. Save it. Save it. Save it. Don't.

Don't. >> Of course, I'm gonna save it. Bro,

>> Of course, I'm gonna save it. Bro, you're the problem.

you're the problem. >> Defense.

>> Defense. >> Yo. Hey, get him out. Dat your car's

>> Yo. Hey, get him out. Dat your car's pointing the wrong way, dude. Is this

pointing the wrong way, dude. Is this your first day on the [ __ ] game or

your first day on the [ __ ] game or what?

what? >> Holy [ __ ]

>> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay, >> bro. We're down. I had a goal. I had Yo,

>> bro. We're down. I had a goal. I had Yo, he's troll. He's trolling. He's No, he's

he's troll. He's trolling. He's No, he's trolling. I had a goal.

trolling. I had a goal. >> What the [ __ ] are you doing? Over the

>> What the [ __ ] are you doing? Over the middle. Over the middle. I got it. I got

middle. Over the middle. I got it. I got it.

it. >> There we go.

>> There we go. Nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

Nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Let's [ __ ] go. See 25 30 seconds.

Let's [ __ ] go. See 25 30 seconds. We're going to get a We're going to get

We're going to get a We're going to get a off the spawn eagle goal right here.

a off the spawn eagle goal right here. Save time.

Save time. >> Yeah, bro. We got this, bro.

>> Yeah, bro. We got this, bro. >> Jez. Okay, you're going to come down

>> Jez. Okay, you're going to come down full boost and I'm going to take him

full boost and I'm going to take him out.

>> Okay, I'm here. >> I'm passing over middle to you. Pass

>> I'm passing over middle to you. Pass over middle to you. Pass over middle to

over middle to you. Pass over middle to you. That's you. That's you.

you. That's you. That's you. >> Bang. There we go, baby. Good shot.

>> Bang. There we go, baby. Good shot. >> There we go. There we go.

>> There we go. There we go. >> Good shot. Good shot.

>> Good shot. Good shot. >> Good shot. We got this. We got this.

>> Good shot. We got this. We got this. >> We're down by two.

>> We're down by two. >> Yes. Good shot. We got this.

>> Yes. Good shot. We got this. >> You're down by two.

>> You're down by two. >> Yep. We got this.

>> Yep. We got this. >> This is us, bro.

>> This is us, bro. >> Yep. Yep. We got this. We got this.

>> Yep. Yep. We got this. We got this. >> The comeback story. Hey, bro. Take this

>> The comeback story. Hey, bro. Take this all the way.

all the way. Take this all the way. Take all the way.

Take this all the way. Take all the way. Nice.

Nice. >> Holy [ __ ] Where?

>> Holy [ __ ] Where? >> Yo, can you see the Bro Ar can you see

>> Yo, can you see the Bro Ar can you see the chat? No. No. No. Bro, can you see?

the chat? No. No. No. Bro, can you see? They're giving us the win, dumbass. We

They're giving us the win, dumbass. We suck. We are ass,

suck. We are ass, >> bro. Don't let them get in your head,

>> bro. Don't let them get in your head, >> bro. They're running out of the net.

>> bro. They're running out of the net. >> Look,

man. Bang. >> Bang. Don't let them get in your head,

>> Bang. Don't let them get in your head, bro. That's what they want you to think.

bro. That's what they want you to think. Because you know why? They're scared of

Because you know why? They're scared of us right now. They can't handle our

us right now. They can't handle our presence on the court right now. We're

presence on the court right now. We're dominating the field. Okay, it's 55. 20

dominating the field. Okay, it's 55. 20 seconds left. Let's lock in. We can win

seconds left. Let's lock in. We can win this game. We can get you to [ __ ]

this game. We can get you to [ __ ] platinum. Okay. Or dice, whatever you

platinum. Okay. Or dice, whatever you want.

want. >> Give me this goal.

>> Give me this goal. >> That's me, baby.

>> That's me, baby. >> Hey. Hey, dude. I Dude, I'm going to

>> Hey. Hey, dude. I Dude, I'm going to keep it a buck, bro. Like, I legit Yo.

keep it a buck, bro. Like, I legit Yo. Yo, you missed again, bro. They're

Yo, you missed again, bro. They're letting you score. Just score.

letting you score. Just score. >> Jesus.

>> Jesus. >> Nice. Nice.

>> Nice. Nice. >> Did you just say nice? Did Did you just

>> Did you just say nice? Did Did you just say nice? You missed the ball twice and

say nice? You missed the ball twice and then he scored it.

then he scored it. >> Hey, bro. Bro, game's not over yet.

>> Hey, bro. Bro, game's not over yet. Game's not over yet. Don't let them make

Game's not over yet. Don't let them make this comeback. Come on. I'm here. I'm on

this comeback. Come on. I'm here. I'm on defense. You play aggressive. You play

defense. You play aggressive. You play aggressive. I'm on D. I'm on D.

aggressive. I'm on D. I'm on D. >> They're knocking us the way our game.

>> They're knocking us the way our game. >> Take it all the way, baby. That's what

>> Take it all the way, baby. That's what we do.

we do. Let's get some dummies in the chat.

Let's get some dummies in the chat. See, I like that. You see, look. He

See, I like that. You see, look. He thought you were going to go for the

thought you were going to go for the takeout, but you went for the ball.

takeout, but you went for the ball. That's why we play aggressive. You never

That's why we play aggressive. You never You know what I'm saying? Don't go for

You know what I'm saying? Don't go for boost. You go for ball. You know what

boost. You go for ball. You know what I'm saying? 5 seconds left. Game's not

I'm saying? 5 seconds left. Game's not over. It's

over. It's >> They're running out of the net, bro. Do

>> They're running out of the net, bro. Do you not see?

you not see? >> Give me a goal, bro. Don't ball hog now.

>> Give me a goal, bro. Don't ball hog now. Come on. I'm right there.

Come on. I'm right there. >> I got an Hey, high ass eyes. Pull up his

>> I got an Hey, high ass eyes. Pull up his stats. No. If this guy hit diamond,

stats. No. If this guy hit diamond, dude, I'll get a ass tattoo right now.

dude, I'll get a ass tattoo right now. Pull up his stats, top ass.

Pull up his stats, top ass. >> Okay, bet. Get ready for that ass

>> Okay, bet. Get ready for that ass tattoo, bro.

tattoo, bro. >> That's what we call top ends, Ar. That's

>> That's what we call top ends, Ar. That's top end. Yep. Top ends.

top end. Yep. Top ends. >> That's what we say in the UK. And

>> That's what we say in the UK. And >> arms diving, bro. You ready for that

>> arms diving, bro. You ready for that Aztec tag?

Aztec tag? >> Yo, Ary, let me say this, man. I'm going

>> Yo, Ary, let me say this, man. I'm going to say this with with all due respect,

to say this with with all due respect, bro. With all due respect,

bro. With all due respect, >> you're probably the worst person I've

>> you're probably the worst person I've ever had on my team, bro. I'm not even

ever had on my team, bro. I'm not even trolling.

trolling. >> And we still got to win. That goes to

>> And we still got to win. That goes to show something about our chemistry.

show something about our chemistry. >> Wait a Wait a second. Whose account are

>> Wait a Wait a second. Whose account are you on, dude? There's There's no way

you on, dude? There's There's no way you're gold, too.

you're gold, too. >> I'm telling you, bro. I was

>> I'm telling you, bro. I was >> Bro, I was having fun for the love of

>> Bro, I was having fun for the love of the game, bro. Like come on.

the game, bro. Like come on. >> Your name isn't even Sammy though, dude.

>> Your name isn't even Sammy though, dude. Chat, this is not like

Chat, this is not like >> this isn't

>> this isn't >> that's my IRL name. That's my IRL name.

>> that's my IRL name. That's my IRL name. Sammy.

Sammy. >> Hi vibes. Look up Ary IRL name, dude.

>> Hi vibes. Look up Ary IRL name, dude. >> Bro, you don't got to do all of that,

>> Bro, you don't got to do all of that, bro. Come on.

bro. Come on. >> I'm going just look it up right now.

>> I'm going just look it up right now. >> Okay. Your IRL name is Bryce, bro. Whose

>> Okay. Your IRL name is Bryce, bro. Whose account are you on, dude? No. Whose

account are you on, dude? No. Whose [ __ ] account are you on?

[ __ ] account are you on? >> You're not gold,

>> You're not gold, >> bro. Bro, and you better not refund

>> bro. Bro, and you better not refund those points, bro. We won fair and

those points, bro. We won fair and square. Okay.

square. Okay. >> All right, bro. One v one me. [ __ ] it.

>> All right, bro. One v one me. [ __ ] it. One v one me.

One v one me. >> Oh, one v one me then. All right, man.

>> Oh, one v one me then. All right, man. Let's go.

Let's go. >> Yeah. No, let's see. Like, let's see.

>> Yeah. No, let's see. Like, let's see. Let's see. Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see. >> Let's have something on the line. Let's

>> Let's have something on the line. Let's have something on the line.

have something on the line. >> All right. All right. Um hotter gifted.

>> All right. All right. Um hotter gifted. Hotter gifted.

>> Gifted. Let's go. Let's go. >> Why'd you h Wait, why'd you hesitate?

>> Why'd you h Wait, why'd you hesitate? You hesitated.

You hesitated. >> No, no, no. Cuz when you said that, you

>> No, no, no. Cuz when you said that, you you just gave me a [ __ ] like a urge

you just gave me a [ __ ] like a urge in my body. Gave me an erection. Like I

in my body. Gave me an erection. Like I like that. So you know what I'm saying?

like that. So you know what I'm saying? I got to take it in.

I got to take it in. >> Take in.

>> Take in. >> Okay. So wait, we got 100 100 gifts to

>> Okay. So wait, we got 100 100 gifts to the winner. Locked.

the winner. Locked. Locked. All right. You better not scam,

Locked. All right. You better not scam, Chad. This is some free money, dude.

Chad. This is some free money, dude. Free money.

Free money. >> Come on, bro.

>> Come on, bro. >> I seen you in my team, bro. Like,

>> I seen you in my team, bro. Like, >> why are

>> why are now?

now? >> Is someone on this guy's account? No.

>> Is someone on this guy's account? No. Hold on.

Hold on. >> I'm about to No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

>> I'm about to No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You were not doing this on my

no, no. You were not doing this on my team.

team. >> You were not doing this.

>> You were not doing this. >> Ready for the 100.

>> Ready for the 100. >> Ready for that 100.

>> Ready for that 100. >> Dunked on. What?

>> Dunked on. What? >> Yeah. [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] out of

>> Yeah. [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] out of here. Come on. Let's go. Take it back.

here. Come on. Let's go. Take it back. >> Yo, he's You were not moving like this

>> Yo, he's You were not moving like this in my team, bro.

>> Bang. He No. Chad, check his stream. There's somebody on this guy's No, he's

There's somebody on this guy's No, he's demoing now.

demoing now. Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. Nice. Oh, [ __ ] It's okay. You want me

Nice. Oh, [ __ ] It's okay. You want me to go easy on you? You want me to go

to go easy on you? You want me to go easy on you, bro? Wait, he's Okay, now

easy on you, bro? Wait, he's Okay, now he's killing. Okay, now it looks like

he's killing. Okay, now it looks like him again.

him again. Now it looks like him.

Now it looks like him. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> No, it looks like him now.

>> Come on. Nice. >> Good save. Good save. Yo yo chat I'm be

>> Good save. Good save. Yo yo chat I'm be I don't like chat I might be

I don't like chat I might be schizophrenic bro but I guarantee you

schizophrenic bro but I guarantee you this is not him

this is not him >> scared now.

>> scared now. >> This is not him.

>> This is not him. >> Yo this is me. Don't get scared now.

[ __ ] >> It's okay

>> It's okay >> dog. It's okay. Hey, watch your [ __ ]

>> dog. It's okay. Hey, watch your [ __ ] mouth. Cuz don't let me [ __ ] turn up

mouth. Cuz don't let me [ __ ] turn up on you, [ __ ] All right. Come on.

on you, [ __ ] All right. Come on. >> Pay up, dude.

>> Pay up, dude. >> Come on.

>> Come on. >> Pay up, dude. It's

>> Pay up, dude. It's >> not over till it's over.

>> not over till it's over. >> It's over.

>> It's over. >> It's not over until it's over.

>> It's not over until it's over. >> It's over.

>> It's over. >> Collect them. Chipped them.

>> Collect them. Chipped them. >> What? What? What?

>> What? What? What? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. This isn't him. This No, this

>> Yeah. This isn't him. This No, this Chad, this isn't him. This isn't him,

Chad, this isn't him. This isn't him, >> bro. This is not him.

>> bro. This is not him. >> I have my controller right here. This is

>> I have my controller right here. This is me.

me. >> This is not him, dude. No, it isn't,

>> This is not him, dude. No, it isn't, Jack.

Jack. >> Come on. Don't be scared now. And get

>> Come on. Don't be scared now. And get this sounding good.

this sounding good. >> This is a scam, dude. This is not him.

>> This is a scam, dude. This is not him. >> Come on.

>> Come on. >> This is such a scam. Okay, now that was

>> This is such a scam. Okay, now that was him. That was him.

him. That was him. I could just tell,

I could just tell, >> bro. He's like swapping controllers with

>> bro. He's like swapping controllers with the person, dude.

the person, dude. >> Yeah,

>> Yeah, >> this [ __ ] said his IRL name was

>> this [ __ ] said his IRL name was Sammy and it's Bryce in the net. In the

Sammy and it's Bryce in the net. In the net. That's in the net.

net. That's in the net. >> You never had a nickname. Come on, bro.

>> You never had a nickname. Come on, bro. >> Bro, you No, you said your IRL name is

>> Bro, you No, you said your IRL name is Sammy and it's Bryce.

Sammy and it's Bryce. >> My IRL nickname.

>> Come on. >> All right. All right. Chat, focus. Are

>> All right. All right. Chat, focus. Are you scared? Okay, that's definitely him.

you scared? Okay, that's definitely him. I can just tell that's him, dude.

>> You know how I play. You know how I play.

play. >> All right, that's him. That Hey. Hey,

>> All right, that's him. That Hey. Hey, it's him, chat. It's him. It's him. It's

it's him, chat. It's him. It's him. It's him. Never mind, chat. False alarm. It's

him. Never mind, chat. False alarm. It's him.

him. >> Yep. That Yep, that's him.

>> Yep. That Yep, that's him. Oh my god. How? Oh my god. How?

Oh my god. How? Oh my god. How? Oh my god. 2 minutes left. Don't get

Oh my god. 2 minutes left. Don't get nervous now. Then this next boat tight.

nervous now. Then this next boat tight. I mean, can cut the tie for everything.

I mean, can cut the tie for everything. 100 gifted in my [ __ ] name.

100 gifted in my [ __ ] name. >> Bro, there's something going on here.

>> Bro, there's something going on here. This isn't

This isn't >> There's nothing going on,

>> There's nothing going on, >> Chad. I'm telling you, this is not him.

>> Chad. I'm telling you, this is not him. I swear to God, Bang. Oh my god. Come

I swear to God, Bang. Oh my god. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. >> Not this. No, this isn't him. This isn't

>> Not this. No, this isn't him. This isn't him.

him. >> You're getting [ __ ] [ __ ] on, Jinxy.

>> You're getting [ __ ] [ __ ] on, Jinxy. You're getting [ __ ] [ __ ] on.

You're getting [ __ ] [ __ ] on. >> Stay on defense, bro. Stay on [ __ ]

>> Stay on defense, bro. Stay on [ __ ] defense. Stay on [ __ ] defense where

defense. Stay on [ __ ] defense where he belong.

he belong. >> Mhm. Good boy. Good boy. Cuz when I dunk

>> Mhm. Good boy. Good boy. Cuz when I dunk this [ __ ] ball, bro, he got touch on

this [ __ ] ball, bro, he got touch on that.

that. >> Yes. Yes. Oh yeah. You better get back

>> Yes. Yes. Oh yeah. You better get back on D. You better go for this save.

on D. You better go for this save. Coming down center.

>> I'm so locked right now. >> [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] >> Bro, whoever this is, bro, you better

>> Bro, whoever this is, bro, you better lock in, man.

lock in, man. >> This is [ __ ] me.

>> This is [ __ ] me. >> It's not, bro. I played with you. You're

>> It's not, bro. I played with you. You're a disaster of a player. This guy's not.

a disaster of a player. This guy's not. >> Hey, watch this.

>> Hey, watch this. >> [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] out of here.

>> There's something going on. There's more that needs to eye here. I'm telling you,

that needs to eye here. I'm telling you, someone is on this fucker's account.

someone is on this fucker's account. >> Nope. [ __ ] out of here. Got that touch.

>> Nope. [ __ ] out of here. Got that touch. Nice.

Nice. >> There's something going on, dude.

>> There's something going on, dude. >> Oh, nothing's going on. N I don't know.

>> Oh, nothing's going on. N I don't know. >> I don't know how to explain it.

>> I don't know how to explain it. >> Here, you can just stay your scared,

>> Here, you can just stay your scared, bro.

bro. >> There's some N. There's something going

>> There's some N. There's something going on.

on. >> Coming down.

>> Coming down. >> Good save. Good save. Fair game. Fair

>> Good save. Good save. Fair game. Fair game.

Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Do that [ __ ] Do that [ __ ] Chill. Chill. Chill.

[ __ ] Do that [ __ ] Chill. Chill. Chill. Do that [ __ ]

Do that [ __ ] Oh my [ __ ] god.

Oh my [ __ ] god. No.

No. No. 10.

No. 10. Oh my god. Over the middle. Take the

Oh my god. Over the middle. Take the boost.

boost. No. No. Motherucker. [ __ ]

No. No. Motherucker. [ __ ] Overtime.

Overtime. Overtime.

Overtime. >> Come on, baby.

>> Come on, baby. >> Chat. Please. Focus.

>> Chat. Please. Focus. >> Chat. Focus. Focus. Bro, this isn't

>> Chat. Focus. Focus. Bro, this isn't real.

Come on. Come on. God damn it. No. No. No.

God damn it. No. No. No. No.

No. >> Bro, that wasn't you. Wait. Who just

>> Bro, that wasn't you. Wait. Who just left? No. No. Who just left behind you?

left? No. No. Who just left behind you? Who was that? Who was that? No. I saw

Who was that? Who was that? No. I saw somebody. Bring his hat. Hey, why are

somebody. Bring his hat. Hey, why are there people behind you? Why are there

there people behind you? Why are there people be Who is that

people be Who is that >> girlfriend?

>> girlfriend? >> Dude, chat, I just saw two strange men

>> Dude, chat, I just saw two strange men leap out from under his [ __ ] desk.

leap out from under his [ __ ] desk. >> Double

>> Double >> No. No. [ __ ] [ __ ] that, bro. You're

>> No. No. [ __ ] [ __ ] that, bro. You're just gonna You're gonna like have a pro

just gonna You're gonna like have a pro on your account. You're on some Lwig

on your account. You're on some Lwig [ __ ]

[ __ ] >> I'm not on some Lwig [ __ ] chat. Who was

>> I'm not on some Lwig [ __ ] chat. Who was that? Who was on his account?

Look, bro. I'mma say this, bro. >> Were you cheating, bro? Were you

>> Were you cheating, bro? Were you cheating,

cheating, >> bro? No, bro. You were [ __ ] cheating.

>> bro? No, bro. You were [ __ ] cheating. What?

What? Look, Ar. I'm going to say this, bro.

Look, Ar. I'm going to say this, bro. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Like, I legitimately mean this, too. I

>> Like, I legitimately mean this, too. I played with Ron, who literally

played with Ron, who literally downloaded the game as we played. He's

downloaded the game as we played. He's better than you, bro. He's not [ __ ]

better than you, bro. He's not [ __ ] better than me. Are you being honest,

better than me. Are you being honest, bro? Come on,

bro? Come on, >> bro. Ary. Okay, come clean. Come clean.

>> bro. Ary. Okay, come clean. Come clean. Who was on your account, dude?

>> Is is Is this a safe space? >> Yes. This This a safe Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. This This a safe Yes. Yes. >> It was uh at first it was my little

>> It was uh at first it was my little brother, bro, but like and then after it

brother, bro, but like and then after it was my boy Laser, bro. They caught us,

was my boy Laser, bro. They caught us, bro. Okay.

bro. Okay. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> But it was, bro.

>> But it was, bro. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Bro, I wanted to look good, bro. I

>> Bro, I wanted to look good, bro. I didn't want to be shitty, bro. Yeah, but

didn't want to be shitty, bro. Yeah, but [ __ ] you could have did that in

[ __ ] you could have did that in the 2v2s when you were selling. When you

the 2v2s when you were selling. When you were [ __ ] selling, dude.

were [ __ ] selling, dude. >> Okay, but we won. We won.

>> Okay, but we won. We won. >> All right. You want to play one more?

>> All right. You want to play one more? You want to play one more twos?

You want to play one more twos? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One more. One more.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One more. One more. One more. All right. One more.

One more. All right. One more. >> All right. One more.

>> All right. One more. >> Wait. It says we're in an online game.

>> Wait. It says we're in an online game. Ch online game.

Ch online game. >> No.

>> No. I'm Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. One

I'm Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. One second. Okay. Wait a minute. I just

second. Okay. Wait a minute. I just realized, bro, you owe a 100 gifted,

realized, bro, you owe a 100 gifted, dude.

dude. Bro, I got you after the game, bro.

Bro, I got you after the game, bro. Let's just have fun. Let's just get lit.

Let's just have fun. Let's just get lit. And then I got you. Swear to God.

And then I got you. Swear to God. >> Wait, what? Get lit, have fun, brother.

>> Wait, what? Get lit, have fun, brother. Brother, you owe a 100 gifted. The [ __ ]

Brother, you owe a 100 gifted. The [ __ ] >> No, no, no. He already knows.

>> No, no, no. He already knows. >> Yo, I literally right after this, I got

>> Yo, I literally right after this, I got you. I swear. I swear, bro. Let's just

you. I swear. I swear, bro. Let's just have fun, bro.

have fun, bro. >> Okay, so after this game, you got me.

>> Okay, so after this game, you got me. All right. Oh, I got you.

All right. Oh, I got you. >> Okay, after this game, you got me,

>> Okay, after this game, you got me, right?

right? Bro, I got you, bro. Bro, 10 minutes. In

Bro, I got you, bro. Bro, 10 minutes. In 10 minutes. I swear

10 minutes. I swear >> you got me in 10 minutes, dude. Okay.

>> you got me in 10 minutes, dude. Okay. >> Yeah, bro.

>> Yeah, bro. >> You're going to All right. So, you're

>> You're going to All right. So, you're going to pay me after this game. Is what

going to pay me after this game. Is what you said. After this game.

you said. After this game. >> Yes. After this, Bro, don't even worry

>> Yes. After this, Bro, don't even worry about the pay, bro. Come on, bro. It's

about the pay, bro. Come on, bro. It's going to come. Come on.

going to come. Come on. >> But, bro, first win. The hell on this

>> But, bro, first win. The hell on this win.

win. >> All right. All right. All right. All

>> All right. All right. All right. All right. Oh, Jesus. Oh. I can just tell

right. Oh, Jesus. Oh. I can just tell when you're on the controller, dude. I

when you're on the controller, dude. I mean, god damn it.

mean, god damn it. >> It's fine. I'm dribbling. Pass over the

>> It's fine. I'm dribbling. Pass over the middle.

middle. >> Pass over the middle.

>> Pass over the middle. >> [ __ ] this.

>> [ __ ] this. >> That's it. Let me score,

>> That's it. Let me score, >> dude. Dude, legitimately, what the [ __ ]

>> dude. Dude, legitimately, what the [ __ ] is going on in your brain?

is going on in your brain? >> Come on. Come on.

>> Come on. Come on. >> Wait. I have a goal. I have a goal. I I

>> Wait. I have a goal. I have a goal. I I actually have a go. I actually have a

actually have a go. I actually have a goal. Oh, never mind.

goal. Oh, never mind. >> Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.

>> Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. >> I took his boost. I took his boost. I

>> I took his boost. I took his boost. I took his boost.

took his boost. >> Ary, play defense, bro. Make sure you

>> Ary, play defense, bro. Make sure you play safe. Play safe. Play safe. I miss.

play safe. Play safe. Play safe. I miss. >> He missed. He missed. He missed. He

>> He missed. He missed. He missed. He missed. He missed.

missed. He missed. >> He missed. He missed. He missed. He

>> He missed. He missed. He missed. He missed. He missed. He missed. Okay. Yo.

missed. He missed. He missed. Okay. Yo. >> Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake.

>> Fake. Fake. Fake. Fake. >> No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop with that.

>> No. Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop with that. >> Shake me. Shake me. Shake me.

>> Shake me. Shake me. Shake me. >> Mother.

>> Mother. >> Stop saying fake when we're on defense.

>> Stop saying fake when we're on defense. >> You just made

>> You just made >> Holy [ __ ]

>> Holy [ __ ] >> You just made a goal on ourselves, bro.

>> You just made a goal on ourselves, bro. Like, are you [ __ ] Marky? Stop saying

Like, are you [ __ ] Marky? Stop saying fake when we're on defense, bro. It's

fake when we're on defense, bro. It's not a fake. You just suck.

not a fake. You just suck. >> Bro, it messes up their timing because

>> Bro, it messes up their timing because they're going for the center cuz they're

they're going for the center cuz they're anticipating it like boom. They're not

anticipating it like boom. They're not ready.

ready. >> You pass over middle. What are you

>> You pass over middle. What are you doing?

doing? >> Nice. See? Yes.

>> Nice. See? Yes. >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Wait, that's Wait, that's actually in,

>> Wait, that's Wait, that's actually in, dude. [ __ ]

>> Wait, that's actually in. Oh my god. Good [ __ ] Ar.

Good [ __ ] Ar. >> I told you the fakes work.

>> I told you the fakes work. >> That was the luckiest [ __ ] I Wait, hold

>> That was the luckiest [ __ ] I Wait, hold up. That was the luckiest [ __ ] I've ever

up. That was the luckiest [ __ ] I've ever seen.

seen. >> Get [ __ ] carried, bro. Come on.

>> Get [ __ ] carried, bro. Come on. You're welcome.

You're welcome. >> Go to the ball. Go to the ball. Go to

>> Go to the ball. Go to the ball. Go to the ball, bro. You got a boost, man. The

the ball, bro. You got a boost, man. The [ __ ] is that weak [ __ ] You got to boost

[ __ ] is that weak [ __ ] You got to boost to the ball, bro.

to the ball, bro. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Took it, bro. Save it.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Took it, bro. Save it. Save it. Save it. Save it.

Save it. Save it. Save it. >> He missed. He missed. He missed. We're

>> He missed. He missed. He missed. We're on the count.

on the count. He missed. RG, stop hitting it over the

He missed. RG, stop hitting it over the middle. They're going to score.

middle. They're going to score. >> No, no, no, no. Got you.

>> No, no, no, no. Got you. >> It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry.

>> It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry. >> You sorry. No. You sorry as hell, dude.

>> You sorry. No. You sorry as hell, dude. You are sorry.

You are sorry. >> Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.

>> Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.

Don't worry. >> You are sorry as [ __ ]

>> You are sorry as [ __ ] >> Only one, dude. Don't worry,

>> Only one, dude. Don't worry, >> man. Like, what is like chat? This guy's

>> man. Like, what is like chat? This guy's saying he's faking on defense. I never

saying he's faking on defense. I never even heard that,

even heard that, >> bro. It's called spatial timing, bro.

>> bro. It's called spatial timing, bro. You're messing up their play of the

You're messing up their play of the game. So like when you fake it slows

game. So like when you fake it slows them down. Let's go.

them down. Let's go. >> Let's go. Center pass. Center. Nice.

>> Let's go. Center pass. Center. Nice. >> That was actually a good pass. Okay,

>> That was actually a good pass. Okay, >> you're looking better now, dude. You're

>> you're looking better now, dude. You're looking better. That was a good pass.

looking better. That was a good pass. >> Hey, back on offense. Get on offense.

>> Hey, back on offense. Get on offense. Get on offense.

Get on offense. >> Let's go. Let's go. I'm here. Oh [ __ ]

>> Let's go. Let's go. I'm here. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. No way. Hold on.

Oh my god. No way. Hold on. >> We're here. We're here. We're here.

>> We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here.

We're here. >> Oh, you [ __ ]

>> Oh, you [ __ ] >> Did you flip me,

>> Did you flip me, >> bro?

>> bro? Like, bro, what the [ __ ]

Like, bro, what the [ __ ] >> Get ready. I'm coming down.

>> Get ready. I'm coming down. >> I'm coming down. Where are you?

>> I'm coming down. Where are you? >> The ball hit off the post, dude. I can't

>> The ball hit off the post, dude. I can't do anything there.

do anything there. >> Come back. Come back. Come back, Ar.

>> Come back. Come back. Come back, Ar. Come back.

Come back. >> Relax.

>> Relax. >> [ __ ] relax.

>> [ __ ] relax. >> I didn't mean to.

>> I didn't mean to. >> Yes. Nice. Good touch.

>> Yes. Nice. Good touch. >> Nice.

>> Nice. >> Good touch again.

>> Good touch again. >> With me? Are you with me?

>> With me? Are you with me? >> Yes, buddy. Touch it.

>> Yes, buddy. Touch it. >> I'm with you. I'm with you.

>> I'm with you. I'm with you. >> I'm with you. I'm with you.

>> I'm with you. I'm with you. >> I didn't I I I didn't hear your voice.

>> I didn't I I I didn't hear your voice. >> Yes, I know. I know. I'm over the

>> Yes, I know. I know. I'm over the middle. I'm over the middle. It's

middle. I'm over the middle. It's actually a close game.

actually a close game. >> I have that. I have that. I have that. I

>> I have that. I have that. I have that. I have that.

have that. >> You're there.

>> You're there. >> I have that. Yep.

>> I have that. Yep. >> Oh, okay. It's okay. There we go.

>> Oh, okay. It's okay. There we go. >> They missed. They missed.

>> They missed. They missed. >> Ar, go slow. Go slow. Go slow.

>> Ar, go slow. Go slow. Go slow. >> He's on my ass.

>> He's on my ass. >> Okay. It's

>> Okay. It's >> okay.

>> okay. >> One, two, bro. We can We can come back

>> One, two, bro. We can We can come back from this, bro. I'm boo starving. I'm

from this, bro. I'm boo starving. I'm boost starving.

boost starving. >> It's okay. Nice.

>> It's okay. Nice. >> I bump. I bump. I bump. I bump. I bump

>> I bump. I bump. I bump. I bump. I bump >> over the middle to you. I'm here. Hit

>> over the middle to you. I'm here. Hit that Ry. Yo,

that Ry. Yo, >> that was a hard one. That was hard.

>> that was a hard one. That was hard. >> That was hard, son. That was hard.

>> That was hard, son. That was hard. >> Do you ever hit the ball? Yo. Oh my god.

>> Do you ever hit the ball? Yo. Oh my god. Do you hit the ball or what?

Do you hit the ball or what? >> Holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Can you hit the ball? [ __ ]

>> Can you hit the ball? [ __ ] >> Okay. Come on.

>> Okay. Come on. >> I jump past him. I jump past him.

>> I jump past him. I jump past him. >> I'm going to the middle. I'm passing to

>> I'm going to the middle. I'm passing to you. Passing to you.

you. Passing to you. >> Good try. Good try.

>> I demo. I demo. I demo. Hit him. Come on. Okay, I'm coming down. I'm

Come on. Okay, I'm coming down. I'm coming down.

coming down. >> I'm over the middle. I'm on that. I have

>> I'm over the middle. I'm on that. I have my

my >> Bro, we have to get a pack. Oh my god.

>> Bro, we have to get a pack. Oh my god. This is it.

This is it. >> Right here,

>> Right here, >> Ar. We got to spread out. We got to We

>> Ar. We got to spread out. We got to We can't be stacking up.

can't be stacking up. >> Spread out.

>> Spread out. >> Take that. Take that.

>> Take that. Take that. >> You scared.

>> You scared. >> What the [ __ ] was that?

>> What the [ __ ] was that? >> No. You scared. Look. Look. No. Look.

>> No. You scared. Look. Look. No. Look. You scared me. No. Look at my POV. You

You scared me. No. Look at my POV. You scared me. Look. Look.

scared me. Look. Look. >> I thought you were going to clear it.

>> I thought you were going to clear it. Look, look, look. I thought you were

Look, look, look. I thought you were going to clear it.

going to clear it. >> No, no, no. So, you got scared and shot

>> No, no, no. So, you got scared and shot in our [ __ ] gun.

in our [ __ ] gun. >> All right, I'm going to keep it above.

>> All right, I'm going to keep it above. That one's on me. No, no, no. That That

That one's on me. No, no, no. That That one is on me.

one is on me. >> It's okay. It's okay, bro. We come back.

>> It's okay. It's okay, bro. We come back. We Bro, we have a minute.

We Bro, we have a minute. >> Two goals in a minute is doable. I'm not

>> Two goals in a minute is doable. I'm not going to lie. These guys are not as good

going to lie. These guys are not as good as the last guys.

as the last guys. >> Did I chip one?

>> Did I chip one? >> I chip again. I chip

>> I chip again. I chip >> boost. I'm getting boost.

>> boost. I'm getting boost. >> Wait, that's a free goal. Where are you?

>> Wait, that's a free goal. Where are you? >> I'm far. I'm far. Coming,

>> I'm far. I'm far. Coming, >> brother. It's over the middle.

>> brother. It's over the middle. >> Pass. I'm here. I'm here. Here.

>> Pass. I'm here. I'm here. Here. >> Let me see.

>> Let me see. >> Casey, come on. We need this, bro.

>> Casey, come on. We need this, bro. >> I know. I know.

>> I know. I know. >> I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

>> I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. >> Clear. I'm coming down.

>> Clear. I'm coming down. >> I'm over the middle.

>> I'm over the middle. >> What in the mother of [ __ ]

>> What in the mother of [ __ ] >> I was.

>> I was. >> Stop aing, dude. Jesus.

>> Stop aing, dude. Jesus. >> Wait. He missed the ball. Ar.

>> Wait. He missed the ball. Ar. >> I got it. I got it. I got it.

>> I got it. I got it. I got it. >> Move. Move.

>> Move. Move. >> You're [ __ ] kidding me.

>> You're [ __ ] kidding me. >> Move. [ __ ]

>> Move. [ __ ] >> I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it.

We need one more goal. Come on. >> Come on, son. Come on, son.

>> Come on, son. Come on, son. >> One more. One more.

>> One more. One more. >> Fine.

>> Fine. >> Oh my god. Let's go.

>> Oh my god. Let's go. >> I go. I go. I go. I go. I go.

>> I go. I go. I go. I go. I go. >> Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. I'm boosting. I'm

>> Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. I'm boosting. I'm I'm forming. We need to score now. We

I'm forming. We need to score now. We have no time.

have no time. >> Wait. Come on. Come on.

>> Wait. Come on. Come on. Most impressive thing I've ever seen.

Most impressive thing I've ever seen. Did you just

Did you just >> 15 seconds?

>> 15 seconds? >> How did you do that?

>> How did you do that? >> Okay,

>> Okay, >> keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up.

>> keep it up. Keep it up. Keep it up. >> We got time.

>> We got time. >> Over.

>> Over. >> We got time. Try to get a long pass to

>> We got time. Try to get a long pass to me. Try to hit it up the field. Keep it

me. Try to hit it up the field. Keep it in the air. Keep it in the

in the air. Keep it in the >> Jes.

It was a good run. It was a good run, bro. If you didn't score that [ __ ]

bro. If you didn't score that [ __ ] goal on oursel, maybe it'll be [ __ ]

goal on oursel, maybe it'll be [ __ ] 2-2 and we're in overtime, buddy. Maybe

2-2 and we're in overtime, buddy. Maybe we'll [ __ ] score ourselves, bro.

we'll [ __ ] score ourselves, bro. >> We're going to do this. Okay, so no.

>> We're going to do this. Okay, so no. Yeah, good run. All right, here's what

Yeah, good run. All right, here's what happened. First off, you're on a gold

happened. First off, you're on a gold two account and you literally I could

two account and you literally I could tell you started playing the game 5

tell you started playing the game 5 minutes ago. Second, we did a one v we

minutes ago. Second, we did a one v we did a 2v2, lost by five goals, and then

did a 2v2, lost by five goals, and then we made them give us the win. Then we

we made them give us the win. Then we one v one, and you had somebody on your

one v one, and you had somebody on your [ __ ] account. Then we played again,

[ __ ] account. Then we played again, lost again, and you haven't and you

lost again, and you haven't and you haven't paid. Are you going to scam me

haven't paid. Are you going to scam me or what?

or what? >> I'm not going to scam me, bro. I got you

>> I'm not going to scam me, bro. I got you right now. All right, bro. Check your

right now. All right, bro. Check your chat. Check your chat. I got you. Check

chat. Check your chat. I got you. Check your chat.

your chat. >> All right, check your chat.

>> All right, check your chat. >> I'm checking my chat.

>> I'm checking my chat. >> I It's pulled up right now. I'm waiting

>> I It's pulled up right now. I'm waiting for the 100 gifted that we agreed on.

for the 100 gifted that we agreed on. >> 100 [ __ ] gifted coming in right now,

>> 100 [ __ ] gifted coming in right now, bro. Like, bro, I'm a man of my [ __ ]

bro. Like, bro, I'm a man of my [ __ ] word, okay? I don't scam, bro. Okay. All

word, okay? I don't scam, bro. Okay. All right. All right. I believe you, bro.

right. All right. I believe you, bro. Send it in. Send it in.

Send it in. Send it in. >> I believe you do.

>> I believe you do. Send it in.

Send it in. >> It's coming.

>> It's coming. >> Yeah, it's coming.

>> Yeah, it's coming. >> Yo, bro. You Yo. Hey, bro.

>> Yo, bro. You Yo. Hey, bro. I'mma need that 100 gifted. Like, no.

I'mma need that 100 gifted. Like, no. No. Hey, bro. I'mma need that 100

No. Hey, bro. I'mma need that 100 gifted, bro. You can't [ __ ] scam.

gifted, bro. You can't [ __ ] scam. >> No. No. I'mma give one at a time to the

>> No. No. I'mma give one at a time to the chat. Everyone say me if you want to

chat. Everyone say me if you want to gift it. I'm giving out singly to the

gift it. I'm giving out singly to the chat, bro. I'm literally giving out man

chat, bro. I'm literally giving out man to man to the chat. It's going to take

to man to the chat. It's going to take me some time, bro. Look, look, look,

me some time, bro. Look, look, look, bro. Just need drops low. I got him with

bro. Just need drops low. I got him with a gifted, bro. One by one, bro. You know

a gifted, bro. One by one, bro. You know what I'm saying, bro?

what I'm saying, bro? >> I like to show.

>> I like to show. >> So, you're doing one by one in Okay.

>> So, you're doing one by one in Okay. >> One [ __ ] dude. No. Is Hey, bro. You

>> One [ __ ] dude. No. Is Hey, bro. You put a dude on your account and lost. Pay

put a dude on your account and lost. Pay up.

up. >> You didn't

>> You didn't You didn't tell me when I could pay you,

You didn't tell me when I could pay you, bro. So, I could give you one gifted

bro. So, I could give you one gifted until the end of your stream, bro. I got

until the end of your stream, bro. I got you. Don't worry. Look, Devil's Bro,

you. Don't worry. Look, Devil's Bro, Devil's loss. I got him, bro. Okay. It's

Devil's loss. I got him, bro. Okay. It's It's going to take me some time. Okay,

It's going to take me some time. Okay, bro. Don't be ungrateful, bro. It's

bro. Don't be ungrateful, bro. It's going to take [ __ ] time cuz if we

going to take [ __ ] time cuz if we didn't sell that [ __ ] game, we would

didn't sell that [ __ ] game, we would be up two zero. Okay. You scored a

be up two zero. Okay. You scored a [ __ ] goal on ourselves, [ __ ]

[ __ ] goal on ourselves, [ __ ] How the [ __ ] do you do that?

How the [ __ ] do you do that? >> Okay, bro. G Hey, GG's, bro. Hey, GG's,

>> Okay, bro. G Hey, GG's, bro. Hey, GG's, bro.

bro. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Yo, GG's, bro. Hey, if you want to run

>> Yo, GG's, bro. Hey, if you want to run it again, let me know, bro. Let me know.

it again, let me know, bro. Let me know. >> That was fun, bro. Let's definitely run

>> That was fun, bro. Let's definitely run it some other time, bro.

it some other time, bro. >> Yeah, bro. Let's run it as soon as

>> Yeah, bro. Let's run it as soon as possible, bro. For sure, bro. We're

possible, bro. For sure, bro. We're going to We're going to win. Yes, bro.

going to We're going to win. Yes, bro. Hell yeah, bro.

Hell yeah, bro. >> Bro, you're welcome for the carry, bro.

>> Bro, you're welcome for the carry, bro. >> Yeah. Hey, that's the worst player I've

>> Yeah. Hey, that's the worst player I've No. Hey, that is the worst player I've

No. Hey, that is the worst player I've ever seen. When his friend wasn't on the

ever seen. When his friend wasn't on the controller, he could not make contact

controller, he could not make contact with the [ __ ] ball.

All right, let me let me call Scots, bro.

Jinxy car. Jinxy car.

Jinxy car. Jinxy car. Jinxy car. Are you trying to

Jinxy car. Jinxy car. Are you trying to play,

play, >> bro? Sketch. I like I told my boy I'mma

>> bro? Sketch. I like I told my boy I'mma play with him at seven.

play with him at seven. >> Who's your boy?

>> Who's your boy? >> Mingo, bro. Mingo.

>> Mingo, bro. Mingo. >> And y'all can't play trios.

>> And y'all can't play trios. >> Sketch. We can, but I'm champion ranked.

>> Sketch. We can, but I'm champion ranked. We're just going to get [ __ ] on. It's

We're just going to get [ __ ] on. It's not going to be fun at all.

not going to be fun at all. >> We're not just going to get [ __ ] on.

>> We're not just going to get [ __ ] on. It's part of the game. You don't You

It's part of the game. You don't You don't just road to road to champion and

don't just road to road to champion and then [ __ ] it and then call yourself

then [ __ ] it and then call yourself a champion.

a champion. >> Dude, dude. Dude. Sketch. It's a calling

>> Dude, dude. Dude. Sketch. It's a calling rule. Call me then.

rule. Call me then. >> Sketch. I called you.

>> Sketch. I called you. >> Your backup to your backup. To your

>> Your backup to your backup. To your backup.

backup. >> No. No. Check your phone. I called you.

>> No. No. Check your phone. I called you. You didn't pick up. Then went live then

You didn't pick up. Then went live then called me.

called me. >> And then And then you called Mingo.

>> And then And then you called Mingo. >> Wait, it won't even let us play threes

>> Wait, it won't even let us play threes anyways because of rank disparity. Cuz

anyways because of rank disparity. Cuz I'm in champ.

I'm in champ. >> Bro, you're not a [ __ ] champ.

>> Bro, you're not a [ __ ] champ. >> I know I'm not, but I played with two

>> I know I'm not, but I played with two pros, which I shouldn't have did. And

pros, which I shouldn't have did. And now I'm champ. So now I can't play with

now I'm champ. So now I can't play with anybody in threes.

anybody in threes. >> Get bingo. And someone else will play

>> Get bingo. And someone else will play quads.

quads. >> Quads. I'd rather jerk off with a boxing

>> Quads. I'd rather jerk off with a boxing glove. Dude, who could we get as our

glove. Dude, who could we get as our fourth sketch after? I never even played

fourth sketch after? I never even played quads.

>> Bro, I'd rather jerk off with a boxing glove. Dude,

>> oh yeah, let's get high. The grand champ player.

player. >> Not going to work.

So, what did you call me for? You called me for

me for >> Bro, I called you because you're my boy

>> Bro, I called you because you're my boy and I called you back.

and I called you back. >> You called me back. I called you first.

>> You called me back. I called you first. >> Nope. I called you first. You didn't

>> Nope. I called you first. You didn't respond. Started stream. Then I called

respond. Started stream. Then I called Mingo. Asked if you wanted to play twos.

Mingo. Asked if you wanted to play twos. Then you called me.

Then you called me. >> It's fine regardless.

>> It's fine regardless. >> Sketch. Bro, I'm down to play anytime,

>> Sketch. Bro, I'm down to play anytime, any day. Just let me know, bro.

any day. Just let me know, bro. >> Okay. Wait. Once Bingo gets tired.

>> Okay. Wait. Once Bingo gets tired. >> All right. All right. All right. Love

>> All right. All right. All right. Love you, Poppy.

you, Poppy. >> No, I don't. You don't love me. You love

>> No, I don't. You don't love me. You love Mingo.

Mingo. >> This guy's Hey, chat. He's such a drama

>> This guy's Hey, chat. He's such a drama queen. Chad, this guy's such a [ __ ]

queen. Chad, this guy's such a [ __ ] drama queen.

drama queen. Call her. Mingo. Chad, tell Mingo Jinxy,

Call her. Mingo. Chad, tell Mingo Jinxy, bro. Chad, I'm a man of my word. I set a

bro. Chad, I'm a man of my word. I set a playable Mingo. Rash, you ready?

playable Mingo. Rash, you ready? >> Hey, don't [ __ ] Hey, don't [ __ ]

>> Hey, don't [ __ ] Hey, don't [ __ ] sell me, dude. Wait, do I got to add you

sell me, dude. Wait, do I got to add you on this [ __ ]

on this [ __ ] >> Add high. High vise make lobby. High

>> Add high. High vise make lobby. High vise leave. We play too. That's what I

vise leave. We play too. That's what I got to do.

got to do. >> All right. High text me.

>> All right. High text me. >> High text right. I'm going to go pee,

>> High text right. I'm going to go pee, bro. Yo, don't sell me though. Dead ass.

bro. Yo, don't sell me though. Dead ass. >> I'm like I'm blocked.

>> I'm like I'm blocked. >> All right. Do not [ __ ] sell chat. I'm

>> All right. Do not [ __ ] sell chat. I'm trying to get black tonight.

Did you ever make it back to Byron Bay the day you told me to quit drinking

the day you told me to quit drinking before 30

before 30 worried about

worried about in the house

Uh, what is Mingo's car? That might be the greatest car I've ever

That might be the greatest car I've ever seen.

seen. What [ __ ] car is that, dude? Chat,

What [ __ ] car is that, dude? Chat, what is that?

what is that? Batmobile.

Um, that's Aura. The hit box looks like it's terrible on the front of it, but

it's terrible on the front of it, but dude, that is Aura, dude.

2016 Batmobile. How does he have that, bro? What did Mingo play in 2016?

bro? What did Mingo play in 2016? Why is Mingo's Discord profile picture

Why is Mingo's Discord profile picture two things of Don Julio? Yeah, I'm not

two things of Don Julio? Yeah, I'm not winning [ __ ] tonight. Yo, Mingo, what's

winning [ __ ] tonight. Yo, Mingo, what's up?

up? >> Wait, why are you talking about my

>> Wait, why are you talking about my Discord profile?

Discord profile? >> Couple of questions, dude. First one,

>> Couple of questions, dude. First one, what car is that? How do you have that?

what car is that? How do you have that? >> You got to hit like What's the highest

>> You got to hit like What's the highest record in this game?

record in this game? >> No [ __ ] No. No, dude. That's not what

>> No [ __ ] No. No, dude. That's not what it How do you have that?

it How do you have that? >> All right. Well, I played the game like

>> All right. Well, I played the game like 10 years ago when it came out.

10 years ago when it came out. >> So, wait. The only way to get the skin

>> So, wait. The only way to get the skin you have is to play in 2016.

you have is to play in 2016. >> Yep.

>> Yep. >> Uh, I'm not going to lie. That's the

>> Uh, I'm not going to lie. That's the sexiest car I've ever seen.

sexiest car I've ever seen. >> I'll sell to you.

>> I'll sell to you. >> Wait, you can give it to Yeah. Yeah.

>> Wait, you can give it to Yeah. Yeah. Give Give it to How do I get it?

Give Give it to How do I get it? >> 10 10 bands,

>> 10 10 bands, >> dude. All right. Can we start a little

>> dude. All right. Can we start a little lower? I I'll give I'll buy that for

lower? I I'll give I'll buy that for 1,000.

1,000. I bet we logged.

I bet we logged. >> Wait, but how can I get it though? How

>> Wait, but how can I get it though? How can I get it?

can I get it? >> Can you trade in this game,

>> Can you trade in this game, >> Chad? Can I give him a thousand for

>> Chad? Can I give him a thousand for that?

that? >> Wait, actually, how much is this car

>> Wait, actually, how much is this car worth?

worth? >> Can I chat or no?

>> Can I chat or no? >> Yo, don't sell my [ __ ] Dead ass.

>> Yo, don't sell my [ __ ] Dead ass. >> I'm about to hit uh champ.

>> I'm about to hit uh champ. >> It was in the shop last season. What?

>> It was in the shop last season. What? Oh, there's a Ford Mustang in the shop.

Let me check the shop really quick, baby.

baby. Okay, Mingo. So, all right. All right,

Okay, Mingo. So, all right. All right, cut the [ __ ] How good actually are

cut the [ __ ] How good actually are you at this game? Cuz I'm gold skill.

you at this game? Cuz I'm gold skill. I'm gold one skill.

I'm gold one skill. >> Pretty nasty.

>> Pretty nasty. >> Like, are you better than me?

>> Like, are you better than me? >> Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I can aerial and

>> Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I can aerial and all that.

all that. >> Okay, get the TWW Octane, Jinxy. Wait,

>> Okay, get the TWW Octane, Jinxy. Wait, let me check the chat really quick. What

let me check the chat really quick. What is the TWW Octane, chat? Where's that

is the TWW Octane, chat? Where's that at?

at? Is it featured?

Wait, where is the TWW Octane chat >> veteran pack?

Bro, that says titanium white, but that's breakout.

Oh [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. If I buy this, I can have the white B

If I buy this, I can have the white B base on all my Octanes. $20. That's a

base on all my Octanes. $20. That's a steal, dude. Are you [ __ ] me? $20?

What is white Zomba? White Zomba. What does that mean, chat?

White Zomba. Oh my god, I got it. I got the titanium

Oh my god, I got it. I got the titanium white Octane.

Leaked. Yeah, chat. You already know my full name. What the [ __ ] is leaked?

full name. What the [ __ ] is leaked? Y'all have known my full name for like

Y'all have known my full name for like four years. Shut up.

Titanium white Octane. Sorry, Migo. One second. I'm dripped. I'm about to drip

second. I'm dripped. I'm about to drip out with you.

out with you. >> It's all good, bro.

>> It's all good, bro. >> Decal.

>> Decal. Wait, but I want no decal. I want no

Wait, but I want no decal. I want no decal. Chad, I want no decal, though.

decal. Chad, I want no decal, though. Wait, maybe stripes, actually.

Guys, look at how sexy this is. Brother, brother, chat, tell me this

Brother, brother, chat, tell me this doesn't give you a boner.

Okay, I have to make this look good though. I

I have to make this look good though. I have to make this look good. I go to

have to make this look good. I go to make it look sexy. I go to make it look

make it look sexy. I go to make it look sexy.

Ch. What is Zamba? The [ __ ] Mingo, what are you in, bro? What car is that? What

are you in, bro? What car is that? What do you mean, bro? That looks like [ __ ]

do you mean, bro? That looks like [ __ ] bro. We're going to lose every game if

bro. We're going to lose every game if you go out like that.

you go out like that. >> T start the game, Tres.

>> T start the game, Tres. >> Bro, Mingo, all the pros have um Bro,

>> Bro, Mingo, all the pros have um Bro, all the pros have Octane and Fenick.

all the pros have Octane and Fenick. What is that?

What is that? What is that?

What is that? >> This is what um

>> This is what um I'm better than my pros. This is what I

I'm better than my pros. This is what I use.

use. >> Yeah, but what even? It looks like [ __ ]

>> Yeah, but what even? It looks like [ __ ] dude.

dude. >> Distress

>> Distress him up.

him up. >> Okay, so you're actually good. What are

>> Okay, so you're actually good. What are you chuckling about? You're actually

you chuckling about? You're actually good.

good. >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Okay. All right, bro. I'm I'm going to

>> Okay. All right, bro. I'm I'm going to expect you to like actually carry.

expect you to like actually carry. >> What rank are we in? Gold.

>> What rank are we in? Gold. >> Yes, bro. Yes.

>> Yes, bro. Yes. I don't see the Zomba, guys.

I don't see the Zomba, guys. Babies. I don't see the Zomba.

Oh, the wheels. The wheels. Oh, they're wheels. I thought it was a

Oh, they're wheels. I thought it was a car.

car. I don't see Zomba

I don't see Zomba chat. Where is Zomba?

chat. Where is Zomba? Oh my god. I just creamed on myself,

Oh my god. I just creamed on myself, brother.

brother. Those are so [ __ ] sexy.

Those are so [ __ ] sexy. All right, Mingo. I'm ready. Mingo. I'm

All right, Mingo. I'm ready. Mingo. I'm ready. I'm ready.

ready. I'm ready. >> All right, bro. So, you're actually

>> All right, bro. So, you're actually good. You're not good at sell.

good. You're not good at sell. >> Yep. Yep. Yep.

>> Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm almost as good at this game as I am

I'm almost as good at this game as I am good at siege.

good at siege. >> Are you [ __ ] se, bro? All right,

>> Are you [ __ ] se, bro? All right, we're in luck then. We are in luck.

we're in luck then. We are in luck. >> You're almost as good as this as you are

>> You're almost as good as this as you are at Siege.

at Siege. >> Yes.

Okay, go. Look at my car. Look at my >> That [ __ ] is sexy.

>> That [ __ ] is sexy. >> All right. All right. All right. All

>> All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Come on. Come on. Come

right. All right. Come on. Come on. Come on. It's

on. It's >> like dark matter. Black Ops

>> like dark matter. Black Ops >> chat. Interstellar's fire, dude.

Bingo, you're not streaming. Go live, dude.

No, I gota I need to warm up game first. >> Wait, are you Whoa. You said you're

>> Wait, are you Whoa. You said you're good, bro. You said you're good.

good, bro. You said you're good. >> Yeah, but I need a warm up.

>> Yeah, but I need a warm up. >> All right, bro. I'm expect you to be

>> All right, bro. I'm expect you to be better than me.

better than me. >> You can ball. You get ball.

>> You can ball. You get ball. >> You're closer. You're closer. You're

>> You're closer. You're closer. You're closer. What do you mean you're closer?

>> That's me. That's me. What happened? What happened? You got

What happened? What happened? You got this little bit.

this little bit. >> There we go.

>> There we go. >> I got it. Hit that. I got it. I got it.

>> I got it. Hit that. I got it. I got it. >> Get up.

>> Get up. >> All right. The thing is Mingo on

>> All right. The thing is Mingo on everything I love. This guy's This guy's

everything I love. This guy's This guy's >> Oh, look at his name. Look at his name.

>> Oh, look at his name. Look at his name. Smurf,

Smurf, >> bro. Look at his name, but also he has

>> bro. Look at his name, but also he has the default Octane.

the default Octane. >> Nice, bro.

>> Nice, bro. He said, "Call me daddy. I'll let you

He said, "Call me daddy. I'll let you win." Daddy, please. Okay. Okay.

>> I know a two, though. We're good. We're good. That's me. That's me.

good. That's me. That's me. >> I said, "Daddy, please." Go, go, go.

>> I said, "Daddy, please." Go, go, go. You're on a breakaway. You're rock.

You're on a breakaway. You're rock. >> Uh,

>> Uh, you said you were dying.

>> I got it. >> Good D. Good D. Good D, Ryan. I got it.

>> Good D. Good D. Good D, Ryan. I got it. I got it.

I got it. I flick. I flick.

I flick. I flick. >> Go, go, go. Bump him. Bump him.

>> Go, go, go. Bump him. Bump him. >> I bump. I bump

me. Yo, you yo, you you have a shot. I have a shot. Book shot.

have a shot. Book shot. All right. Focus. Focus. Don't like

All right. Focus. Focus. Don't like Mingo. Lock in. Okay.

Mingo. Lock in. Okay. Focus. Did you just jump over him?

Focus. Did you just jump over him? Mingo, what are you doing?

Mingo, what are you doing? You said you could

You said you could >> watch watch.

>> watch watch. >> Hey,

>> bro. This Smurf kid is smurfing his ass off,

off, >> bro. Look at him.

>> bro. Look at him. >> Holy [ __ ] bro.

>> Holy [ __ ] bro. Smurf kid is a smurf, bro. Go, go,

Smurf kid is a smurf, bro. Go, go, >> I demo.

>> I demo. >> Middle, middle, middle. I'm passing. I'm

>> Middle, middle, middle. I'm passing. I'm passing. I passed you. I passed you. Get

passing. I passed you. I passed you. Get out. Get out. No. Seriously, bro. Oh,

out. Get out. No. Seriously, bro. Oh, you said you were good. What the [ __ ]

you said you were good. What the [ __ ] >> I just,

>> bro, your ping is normal. What do you mean you lag? You're on 40 ping.

mean you lag? You're on 40 ping. >> Watch. What?

>> All right, listen. I'm going to convince this guy to let us win. Meow,

bro. Whatever it takes. >> Oh, no. Oh, we can come back. On God. On

>> Oh, no. Oh, we can come back. On God. On God, we can come back.

>> Chad, is this what I got to do to make this birth? Let us win.

this birth? Let us win. >> On God. He's like, if he wants to I got

>> On God. He's like, if he wants to I got it. I got it. I'm dribbling.

it. I got it. I'm dribbling. >> Who's my

>> Who's my >> over his head? Over his head again.

>> over his head? Over his head again. >> Flicking it up. I'm over the middle. I'm

>> Flicking it up. I'm over the middle. I'm over the middle.

over the middle. >> Middle. Middle. Over the middle.

>> Middle. Middle. Over the middle. >> Middle.

>> Middle. >> I miss.

>> I miss. >> I miss. I miss. I miss. A demo. I miss.

>> I miss. I miss. I miss. A demo. I miss. I missed.

I missed. >> All right, I chill. Chill. Mingo. Chill.

>> All right, I chill. Chill. Mingo. Chill. Chill. Chill. I got I got chill.

Chill. Chill. I got I got chill. >> Um,

I got back. I'm actually trying,

I'm actually trying, >> bro. But this kid's smurfing Mingo. We

>> bro. But this kid's smurfing Mingo. We can't even like

can't even like We can't even like basically go off

We can't even like basically go off this. I bought this account just to

this. I bought this account just to snipe you, Lo.

snipe you, Lo. >> I'm actually nasty at this game. It's

>> I'm actually nasty at this game. It's just smurfing.

just smurfing. [ __ ]

[ __ ] All right, bro. Just forfeit. Forfeit.

All right, bro. Just forfeit. Forfeit. Forfeit, actually.

Forfeit, actually. >> Yeah, bro. If he wanted to give us the

>> Yeah, bro. If he wanted to give us the win, he would. If he wanted to give us

win, he would. If he wanted to give us the win, he would.

the win, he would. All right, I'll try I'll try next game,

All right, I'll try I'll try next game, too.

too. >> Bro, that's not even your fault. This

>> Bro, that's not even your fault. This guy's smurfing his ass off. He had two.

guy's smurfing his ass off. He had two. >> That's like what? That's like a champion

>> That's like what? That's like a champion player.

player. >> I mean, he's probably realistically

>> I mean, he's probably realistically like,

like, bro, how did they even get us, bro?

bro, how did they even get us, bro? They're both unranked.

They're both unranked. >> I'm going to be honest. He's probably

>> I'm going to be honest. He's probably realistically like what, chat? Diamond?

realistically like what, chat? Diamond? Diamond or Champ? Probably diamond orch.

Diamond or Champ? Probably diamond orch. Either high diamond or low champ. I

Either high diamond or low champ. I mean, he was air dribbling. I'm not

mean, he was air dribbling. I'm not going to lie, he was flip resetting,

going to lie, he was flip resetting, too. He was probably low champ, high

too. He was probably low champ, high diamond, realistically. Just better like

diamond, realistically. Just better like better than us. All right, focus, M.

better than us. All right, focus, M. Focus.

Focus. >> All right, bye.

>> All right, bye. >> You ball. You ball. You ball. You ball.

>> You ball. You ball. You ball. You ball. >> Yeah, left goes. I'm left. I got it. I

>> Yeah, left goes. I'm left. I got it. I got it.

got it. >> I got it. I got it. I got it.

>> I got it. I got it. I got it. >> Just another stream slant cuz this guy's

>> Just another stream slant cuz this guy's name is you. I'm on that. I'm on that.

name is you. I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm on that. I miss. I miss. I got

I'm on that. I miss. I miss. I got Listen. Listen. I miss listen.

Listen. Listen. I miss listen. It's okay, Mingo. You're doing good.

It's okay, Mingo. You're doing good. You're doing good, baby. Come over to

You're doing good, baby. Come over to the middle. Look at my car.

So, this is another stream snipe because this guy's name is Adidas Love Zim, and

this guy's name is Adidas Love Zim, and that's a siege name. So,

that's a siege name. So, uh, yeah, this is another stream snipe.

Oh my god. I have a shot. I have a shot. I'm middle. I'm middle. I'm middle.

I'm middle. I'm middle. I'm middle. Middle.

Middle. >> Oh my god. Nah, it was perfect, but I I

>> Oh my god. Nah, it was perfect, but I I didn't have any boost. No boost.

didn't have any boost. No boost. >> I'm not I'm locking now.

>> I'm not I'm locking now. >> I got it. I got it.

>> I got it. I got it. >> I'm locked. I'm locked. Nice. Big up.

>> I'm locked. I'm locked. Nice. Big up. >> He's setting.

>> He's setting. >> Wait. Good ball. He missed. He missed.

>> Wait. Good ball. He missed. He missed. He missed.

He missed. Hit that mingle. Hit that mingle. Hit

Hit that mingle. Hit that mingle. Hit that mingle. Nice. I'm over the middle.

that mingle. Nice. I'm over the middle. >> Come on in.

>> Come on in. >> Oh, I a

shoot. I shoot. I shoot. I shoot. I shoot.

shoot. >> Holy [ __ ]

>> Holy [ __ ] >> Reset. Reset. We're good.

>> Reset. Reset. We're good. >> These guys aren't as good as the last

>> These guys aren't as good as the last time.

time. >> Got it.

>> Got it. >> I aial.

>> I aial. >> That's not an aerial, dude. Like, what?

>> That's not an aerial, dude. Like, what? That is not an aerial.

That is not an aerial. >> I'm over the middle. I'm over the

>> I'm over the middle. I'm over the middle.

middle. >> You got that?

>> You got that? >> I got it. I got it. Of course, bro. Of

>> I got it. I got it. Of course, bro. Of course, bro.

course, bro. >> You got it. You got it.

>> You got it. You got it. >> I got it.

>> I got it. >> That's

>> That's >> Oh, god.

>> Oh, god. >> Okay. You missed.

Bro, chat, are we getting sniped or what? Like I I What is happening?

>> Bro, he literally typed ball ride. >> I think we can beat this guys if we

>> I think we can beat this guys if we actually lock in. Oh god.

actually lock in. Oh god. >> All right. All right. You're right.

>> All right. All right. You're right. You're right.

You're right. >> I got ball. I got ball. I got ball.

>> I got ball. I got ball. I got ball. That's us. That's our side. Let's go.

That's us. That's our side. Let's go. >> My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.

>> My bad. My bad. My bad. My bad. >> I go. I go.

>> I go. I go. Hit that man. Go in. That's in. Oh my

Hit that man. Go in. That's in. Oh my god.

Ariel. Oh, you're actually good, bro. Nice.

>> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. >> Oh.

>> Oh. >> Uh,

>> Uh, >> I save. I save.

>> I save. I save. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. >> I save. I save. I save.

>> I save. I save. I save. >> I have a shot. I have a shot.

>> I have a shot. I have a shot. >> Oh, I have a shot. I have a shot.

No. No. No. He missed. He missed. He missed. He missed.

But chat, legitimately, what are we supposed to do? Like,

supposed to do? Like, we're getting sniped, bud.

we're getting sniped, bud. Bro, his name is Love Zim. It's

Bro, his name is Love Zim. It's literally a siege, kid. Like, I know

literally a siege, kid. Like, I know he's sniped. I just can't prove it. Bro,

he's sniped. I just can't prove it. Bro, did you just type need boost, brother?

did you just type need boost, brother? We're in a discord. Oh my god, they're

We're in a discord. Oh my god, they're in. Come on. Come on.

in. Come on. Come on. Over the middle. I passed over

Over the middle. I passed over all you. Nice. Good time to try.

all you. Nice. Good time to try. >> I pass back.

>> That is though. >> That is dope.

>> That is dope. >> I clear. I clear. I clear. I clear. It's

>> I clear. I clear. I clear. I clear. It's okay. I clear. Reset. Reset. I demo. I

okay. I clear. Reset. Reset. I demo. I demo.

demo. >> You miss. You man. Clear. Clear. Clear.

>> You miss. You man. Clear. Clear. Clear. Mango. You clear. You clear. You clear.

Mango. You clear. You clear. You clear. Clear. Oh, good hit.

Clear. Oh, good hit. I go. I go. You pass middle. You pass

I go. I go. You pass middle. You pass middle.

middle. >> [ __ ] Hold up. Over the middle. Over the

>> [ __ ] Hold up. Over the middle. Over the middle. You go. You go.

middle. You go. You go. >> I I clear. I clear. I clear. I clear. I

>> I I clear. I clear. I clear. I clear. I clear. No. No. Over the middle. Over the

clear. No. No. Over the middle. Over the middle.

middle. >> Yo, stay on the floor, dude. You're not

>> Yo, stay on the floor, dude. You're not like Stay on the [ __ ] floor.

like Stay on the [ __ ] floor. I still boost. I boost. I boost you.

I still boost. I boost. I boost you. We haven't scored a [ __ ] goal, chat.

We haven't scored a [ __ ] goal, chat. I dribble. I dribble. I dribble. Let me

I dribble. I dribble. I dribble. Let me dribble. All right. Dribble. Dri. Pass

dribble. All right. Dribble. Dri. Pass it up.

Now they're smurfing. Oh god, they're smurfing.

>> Son, >> bro, all we got to do to beat these guys

>> bro, all we got to do to beat these guys is pass, bro. We got to do good at

is pass, bro. We got to do good at passing.

passing. >> All right,

>> All right, >> you b I'm going to hit late. I'm hit

>> you b I'm going to hit late. I'm hit late. I'm let hit it first. That's in.

late. I'm let hit it first. That's in. >> No, it's fine. No time. Chill.

>> No, it's fine. No time. Chill. >> Wait, I have a shot. I have a shot.

>> Wait, I have a shot. I have a shot. >> I got bumped. I got bumped. I

>> I got bumped. I got bumped. I >> I got a shot. I got a shot. Wait, that

>> I got a shot. I got a shot. Wait, that might be in. He's trying to try to This

might be in. He's trying to try to This is

is >> Oh,

>> Oh, this Tristan guy is trying to demo me

this Tristan guy is trying to demo me over the middle. Let me make my pass.

over the middle. Let me make my pass. Come on.

Come on. >> I I got no booth. I

>> I I got no booth. I >> Come on. [ __ ]

>> Come on. [ __ ] >> No proof, son. Let me get it. Let me get

>> No proof, son. Let me get it. Let me get it. Let me hit it.

it. Let me hit it. >> Hit it. Hit it.

>> Hit it. Hit it. >> I got shot. I got shot.

>> I got shot. I got shot. >> Hit it.

>> Hit it. >> Never mind.

>> Never mind. >> Go slow. Go slow.

>> Go slow. Go slow. >> [ __ ] Son, son.

>> [ __ ] Son, son. >> Over the middle. He's scoring on

>> Over the middle. He's scoring on himself. Look.

himself. Look. No

No nice mingo. My god. Can we just [ __ ]

nice mingo. My god. Can we just [ __ ] score once?

I go. Oh my god.

Bro, we can score. I know we can score. I know we can score.

I know we can score. >> Pass. Pass mid. Pass mid. Come on.

>> Pass. Pass mid. Pass mid. Come on. >> I pass. I pass mid,

>> I pass. I pass mid, >> bro. Get out.

>> bro. Get out. >> Get out,

>> Get out, >> bro. Yo, are you [ __ ] Yo, are you

>> bro. Yo, are you [ __ ] Yo, are you [ __ ] serious, bro? You said you were

[ __ ] serious, bro? You said you were good. I passed. Come on.

good. I passed. Come on. What do you mean?

What do you mean? >> No, you No, you're not.

>> No, you No, you're not. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> I think it's my car.

>> I think it's my car. Bro, your car is a pile of [ __ ] dude.

>> Is Mo Iso better than me?

Iso better than me? >> No, we both go ball. We both go ball.

Mid. M. Mid. That's you. What are you? >> I score.

>> I score. >> M. Pass mid. That's me.

>> M. Pass mid. That's me. >> I'm passing. I'm passing. I got [ __ ]

>> I'm passing. I'm passing. I got [ __ ] bumped. Can this kid get off me? I'm I'm

bumped. Can this kid get off me? I'm I'm getting bumped. I'm getting bumped.

getting bumped. I'm getting bumped. [ __ ] dude. Get out of my ear. I demo. I

[ __ ] dude. Get out of my ear. I demo. I demo. I demo. I demo.

demo. I demo. I demo. Come on, we have time. We have six

Come on, we have time. We have six seconds. We're down four to one. Just

seconds. We're down four to one. Just hang it up. Hang it up. We lost. Come

hang it up. Hang it up. We lost. Come on. Come on. One more. Gorat away. Bomb.

on. Come on. One more. Gorat away. Bomb. Okay. Look, dude. I I I'm going to keep

Okay. Look, dude. I I I'm going to keep it a buck, bro. These dudes are stream

it a buck, bro. These dudes are stream sniping. I'm telling you. His name is

sniping. I'm telling you. His name is Adidas Lov rematch. Yeah, I'd rather get

Adidas Lov rematch. Yeah, I'd rather get punched in the throat.

>> GG's. Honestly, that was a good game, >> bro. We got worked. What do you mean,

>> bro. We got worked. What do you mean, GG? We got [ __ ] worked,

GG? We got [ __ ] worked, >> but they're stream sniping.

>> but they're stream sniping. >> All right, but you want to one v one?

>> All right, but you want to one v one? >> Yeah, come on. It's one v one.

All right, come on. I'm going to I'm going to see if I'm actually better than

going to see if I'm actually better than you, bro.

you, bro. I haven't played this game in like 10

I haven't played this game in like 10 years. M prediction. M prediction. See,

years. M prediction. M prediction. See, this is important to one v one because

this is important to one v one because now whoever wins can call the shots for

now whoever wins can call the shots for the rest of the night. You know what I'm

the rest of the night. You know what I'm saying?

saying? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Haven't played this game in 10 years.

>> You're terrible. >> What? It was a kickoff, bro. What the

>> What? It was a kickoff, bro. What the hell?

hell? >> What are you doing?

>> What are you doing? >> Tribing past you.

>> You got my No. Hey. Hey, bro. I'm running duos with you. Are you Are you

running duos with you. Are you Are you [ __ ] me? You missed the ball to get

[ __ ] me? You missed the ball to get Yo, I'm running [ __ ] duos.

Yo, I'm running [ __ ] duos. >> You didn't let me switch my car, bro.

>> You didn't let me switch my car, bro. >> Who are my teammates tonight, chat? Who

>> Who are my teammates tonight, chat? Who are my teammates?

are my teammates? >> You got to let me switch my car, bro.

>> Oh, that's me. >> So, your car made you miss the ball.

>> So, your car made you miss the ball. >> Miss, bro,

nice hit. Counter hit. >> That's not a word.

>> That's not a word. Get off my You are terrible.

>> Hey, come on. Come on, Nicholas. See, you like to bait in this game, too.

See, you like to bait in this game, too. Come on. Over the middle. I got a shot.

Come on. Over the middle. I got a shot. No, you don't. [ __ ]

No, you don't. [ __ ] Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Two siege champions, one v one in Rocket

Two siege champions, one v one in Rocket League, dude. Who wins? Who wins? Who

League, dude. Who wins? Who wins? Who wins? Get out of here. [ __ ] Two seed

wins? Get out of here. [ __ ] Two seed champs, one for the Rocket League. Who

champs, one for the Rocket League. Who wins?

wins? Hello.

Hello. Over the middle.

One T champion. >> Okay.

>> Okay. The ball,

>> dude. You don't know how to [ __ ] dribble, dude.

dribble, dude. >> Get in there, please. [ __ ]

>> Get in there, please. [ __ ] No. No. No. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill.

No. No. No. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Migo. Chill. Migo. Chill. Chill. Chill.

Migo. Chill. Migo. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill, chill, chill. No, no. Chill,

Chill, chill, chill. No, no. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill,

chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chat. He's better than Ary

chill, chill, chat. He's better than Ary for sure.

>> What? >> Thank god. Thank God.

>> Thank god. Thank God. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Not

>> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Not losing to you.

losing to you. I'm the idea of this team.

I'm the idea of this team. Are you dead ass?

Are you dead ass? Oh [ __ ] Stop me. Stop.

Oh [ __ ] Stop me. Stop. >> I'm so [ __ ] slow.

>> This is like poop versus piss one v one, bro.

bro. >> All right. All right. Hold on.

>> All right. All right. Hold on. >> You are ass. I dribble it. I dribble

>> You are ass. I dribble it. I dribble him. Oh my god. I

him. Oh my god. I bomb.

bomb. What? Bro, come on.

What? Bro, come on. You kidding me? [ __ ] suck. Oh god.

You kidding me? [ __ ] suck. Oh god. >> That's a goal. That's a goal. Come on.

What are you doing? I like to pass it around you, bro. Scared of you. Oh my

around you, bro. Scared of you. Oh my god. Get out. Get it out. I'm m This is

god. Get out. Get it out. I'm m This is my twos teammate over the middle.

my twos teammate over the middle. I double tap. What?

I double tap. What? What? How the [ __ ] am I not up for

I juke? You do not juke, bro. That is horrible. It's a terrible juke. Play D.

horrible. It's a terrible juke. Play D. I play D.

I play D. Bro, holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I cannot do [ __ ]

Bro, holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I cannot do [ __ ] against this guy.

against this guy. No.

No. Yeah. It's his big ass car. No, Chad.

Yeah. It's his big ass car. No, Chad. It's his big ass stupid car. I can't get

It's his big ass stupid car. I can't get past it, bro.

past it, bro. Come on, son.

Come on, son. All right, bro. This is going to be a

All right, bro. This is going to be a good game. Got to be a good game.

good game. Got to be a good game. You played with Rose?

You played with Rose? Yes, bro.

Please stop. Oh my god, I almost gold. Oh my god.

>> Jked him. >> No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes.

>> No. No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> It's open.

>> It's open. >> Oh,

>> Oh, >> how do you what

Fake. I fake. I go. I go. I wall dribble. I airy.

Yes. Yes. You listen to me, boy.

You listen to me, boy. Let's go. What?

Let's go. What? >> We're never winning a raid game,

>> We're never winning a raid game, >> bro. Yes, we will. Trust me. Other

>> bro. Yes, we will. Trust me. Other people are ass, too, bro. It's my

people are ass, too, bro. It's my favorite thing about this game. Other

favorite thing about this game. Other people are ass.

people are ass. >> I can come back. Oh, god. I can come

>> I can come back. Oh, god. I can come back.

back. You missed that.

You missed that. >> I don't know if you can come back when

>> I don't know if you can come back when my defense is locked down.

I don't think you can come back. My defense is locked down. Oh my. Did you

defense is locked down. Oh my. Did you one touch that?

one touch that? Did you one touch that? Did you one

Did you one touch that? Did you one touch that?

touch that? >> Come on, son.

>> Come on, son. >> Wait, what?

Should I play boost too much? That's my problem. I have to play ball.

Holy clutch. [ __ ] That would be so [ __ ] clutch.

There's no way you can. Good luck. Good luck. Come on. Come on.

Good luck. Good luck. Come on. Come on. Come on. Go. Go.

Come on. Go. Go. >> Whoever wins is daddy in rank. Over the

>> Whoever wins is daddy in rank. Over the middle.

I reset. Good game. Here we go. No. Aura.

Aura. I fake. I need boost.

Come on. Over the middle, please. Yes. No. That was one shot.

All right. your ass. No. Wait. What? Wait. What?

What are you doing? Playing safe. Playing safe.

No. Oh my god. Oh my god. No.

Oh my god. Oh my god. No. Get up.

Get up. >> Best of three.

>> Best of three. >> [ __ ] out my game.

>> [ __ ] out my game. >> Best of three. Best of three. Best of

>> Best of three. Best of three. Best of three. Best of three. Best of three.

three. Best of three. Best of three. Best of three. Best of three.

Best of three. Best of three. >> No. No. We're about 150.

>> No. No. We're about 150. >> We won. We didn't say [ __ ] Best of

>> We won. We didn't say [ __ ] Best of three. Best of three.

Please, bro. Best of three. Please, dude.

dude. >> Please. Please. If you win again, you

>> Please. Please. If you win again, you own me, bro.

own me, bro. >> Wait.

>> Wait. >> Chat, now I know how he plays, bro. Now

>> Chat, now I know how he plays, bro. Now I know how he plays.

I know how he plays. chat. Now I know how he plays.

All right, Bass three, you're up one zero.

zero. >> All right,

>> All right, >> come on. Come on. Come on. Chat lock.

>> come on. Come on. Come on. Chat lock. >> Games are like long.

>> Games are like long. >> Well, they're not supposed to go to

>> Well, they're not supposed to go to overtime. We're just [ __ ] terrible.

See, now I'm locked. See, now I'm locked, chat. Now I'm locked. Now I'm

locked, chat. Now I'm locked. Now I'm locked.

locked. >> Like chat, now I'm locked. Lucky hit.

What? So, you know what the key is, bro? The

So, you know what the key is, bro? The key is just play slow and

key is just play slow and that's the kit, right?

Okay, now I'm locked. Now I'm locked. Come on, son. Now I'm locked.

You want to play slow? I'mma play aggressive.

aggressive. Oh god. Go go go go go go go.

Uh the hit.

the hit. I take boost.

Focus chat. Please focus. Please. Like please. Please.

What? What? No. No. No. No. No. No. Are you

What? No. No. No. No. No. No. Are you serious?

That's in your nap, bro. That's in your neck. God, you got to touch on

neck. God, you got to touch on everything, huh? That bulky ass [ __ ]

everything, huh? That bulky ass [ __ ] car.

Let's go. Come on.

Come on. Look at this chat.

Look at this chat. Bang.

Bang. Bang.

There we go, guys. No, no, no. Chill.

No, no, no. Chill. Chips.

God, this is so like we're so evenly matched. I'm not a controller. This is

matched. I'm not a controller. This is insane.

insane. We're so evenly matched.

I got I'm doing those limp dick jumps, bro. I have to go full erection or just

bro. I have to go full erection or just nothing. It's just like jerking off. You

nothing. It's just like jerking off. You cannot jerk off with limp dick. I've

cannot jerk off with limp dick. I've tried.

Don't grind my ear. Stop. This is intimidating.

Stop. This is intimidating. Over the middle.

Over the middle. >> No. And

I can't I gota bait. I gota bait. I gotta bait. I gotta beat.

gotta bait. I gotta beat. >> Chat, come on. Lock it the hell in.

>> Chat, come on. Lock it the hell in. >> I gotta bait. I have to bait more. Like,

>> I gotta bait. I have to bait more. Like, what am I doing?

>> I swear to God, Jinxy, if you get diamonds, bro, I'm going to You see my

diamonds, bro, I'm going to You see my You know my work ethic on games, bro?

You know my work ethic on games, bro? I'll play a game for hours, bro.

Diamond is like my ultimate goal to be honest with chat.

Mingo. It wasn't even going in. Look, look, look, look. It wasn't going in.

look, look, look. It wasn't going in. Look, look, look, look, look, look,

Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Watch this. Watch this.

>> All right, bro. It's probably going to come to game three. I'm not going to

come to game three. I'm not going to lie. Unless you come back.

lie. Unless you come back. >> I'm back.

>> I'm back. >> Unless you come back.

>> Unless you come back. >> I come back.

>> I come back. >> You're actually pretty good at areas,

>> You're actually pretty good at areas, dude.

dude. >> Tell you, bro, I used to be champ,

>> Tell you, bro, I used to be champ, >> bro. In what? Year [ __ ] two. Year

>> bro. In what? Year [ __ ] two. Year one,

one, >> I think.

>> I think. >> Year two.

I was actually locked. Chance, stop. All right, stop. No, that's in your net.

right, stop. No, that's in your net. Wait, that's in your net. That's in your

Wait, that's in your net. That's in your net.

net. >> Wait. Oh my god.

>> Wait. Oh my god. >> What?

Sup? Sup? You've scored on yourself twice.

twice. Misclick.

Misclick. >> I'm going try a different. Hold on. I'm

>> I'm going try a different. Hold on. I'm already

already >> All right, bro. Game three, bro. What

>> All right, bro. Game three, bro. What are you doing? Don't try this. My shots

are you doing? Don't try this. My shots are nasty.

Oh god. Never mind. Oh god. Clear that. No. No. Chill.

Oh god. Clear that. No. No. Chill. Mingo. Stop. No.

>> The la the last three goals in this one v one have been own goals. So

v one have been own goals. So >> don't let me get two. Don't let me get

>> don't let me get two. Don't let me get two. Chat focus. Chat focus. Chat focus.

two. Chat focus. Chat focus. Chat focus. Chat. Please focus. Please focus.

Chat. Please focus. Please focus. Chat. Like actually [ __ ] lock in now.

Chat. Like actually [ __ ] lock in now. Lock the [ __ ] in.

Yeah. Clear. I clear. I clear. I clear again. Nice. Good pass to me.

I clear again. Nice. Good pass to me. Good pass to me.

Good pass to me. Clear.

Bro, like we're actually like really even scale chat. Don't screw that. Do

even scale chat. Don't screw that. Do not

All right, it's coming coming out of game three.

Hold up. Let me get one more for the road. One more for the road.

road. One more for the road. No, that was going in chat. Look.

No, that was going in chat. Look. All right, bro. One more game. Last

All right, bro. One more game. Last game. Best of three. Come on. Come on.

>> Hey, Jinxy, you're so funny. You make my [ __ ] wet. Appreciate that, Kyle.

>> All right, Mingo. Game three, bro. >> Are you doing orange? All right, I'm

>> Are you doing orange? All right, I'm blue.

>> Yeah, we're pretty even, though. >> Yes, we're even. We're even. We are

>> Yes, we're even. We're even. We are even. We are even. Like,

even. We are even. Like, >> oh my, please.

God, you get a touch on that. I'm impressed, bro.

All right, I'm down. I tripped on the goal post.

I tripped on the goal post. [ __ ] dude. Look, I tripped. God damn

[ __ ] dude. Look, I tripped. God damn it.

it. >> Come on, son.

>> Come on, son. >> All right, chat. Game three. Whoever

>> All right, chat. Game three. Whoever wins is better. Whoever wins better.

wins is better. Whoever wins better. Lop. Lop.

Chat, this is going to be the greatest comeback of all time.

comeback of all time. Mark my [ __ ] words. Mark my words.

Mark my [ __ ] words. Mark my words. Greatest comeback of all time. Mark my

Greatest comeback of all time. Mark my words, chat.

come on. Come on. Run.

Come on. Run. >> Let's go.

>> Let's go. >> How did I miss that?

>> How did I miss that? >> Cuz I slotted it, bro.

Demo. Come on, buddy. It's got to be more locked in. Mingo. Come on.

You're not getting that. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Focus.

Yo, this game is just [ __ ] I don't know. This game is so hard, dude. I

know. This game is so hard, dude. I don't know what to say, bro. We whiffed

don't know what to say, bro. We whiffed five times.

Hit it. Bro,

Bro, >> you just bait, bro. You're a [ __ ]

>> you just bait, bro. You're a [ __ ] baiter.

baiter. >> Yeah. Is that baiting?

>> Yeah. Is that baiting? >> No. No.

>> No. No. >> Yeah. Get that ball.

>> Yeah. Get that ball. >> Legit.

>> Legit. >> Get that ball, buddy.

>> Get that ball, buddy. >> I dribble that [ __ ]

>> I dribble that [ __ ] >> I won't dribble.

>> I won't dribble. >> All right. Open that.

>> All right. Open that. >> What the

>> What the chat? Focus, bro. Mingo, even if you hit

chat? Focus, bro. Mingo, even if you hit this aerial, it's just going into the

this aerial, it's just going into the wall.

wall. Come on, chat. Block in. That's what I

Come on, chat. Block in. That's what I want the game to be close. Come on,

want the game to be close. Come on, chat. Come on. 3, chat. Come on. Come

chat. Come on. 3, chat. Come on. Come on. Come on.

on. Come on. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Let's get D. Oh god.

>> Maybe you should try a new game. >> Demo

That's a really good shot. I have to stay on the ball there. Huh?

I have to stay on the ball there. Huh? I've over boost too much. I have to stay

I've over boost too much. I have to stay on the ball there. I have to stay on the

on the ball there. I have to stay on the ball there.

chat. It's not over, but it's probably over.

over. What?

Hit. I'm there. Oh god.

I clear to kill.

your head. I think it's over with that. I'm not going to lie. I passed to

I'm not going to lie. I passed to myself.

What happened to my car? [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] >> You want a free shot, Nick? You want a

>> You want a free shot, Nick? You want a free shot? Yes. Yes. ass.

free shot? Yes. Yes. ass. >> Nope. [ __ ] you.

>> Nope. [ __ ] you. >> My boost. That's my boost. Okay. Okay. I

>> My boost. That's my boost. Okay. Okay. I was going easy on you. I was going easy

was going easy on you. I was going easy on you.

on you. But you can still come back, bro. You're

But you can still come back, bro. You're better, bro. You're better. You're bad.

better, bro. You're better. You're bad. You can still come back. Come on.

You can still come back. Come on. Oh yeah. With dribbles like that. With

Oh yeah. With dribbles like that. With dribbles like that. With dribbles like

dribbles like that. With dribbles like that.

that. >> Skip it. Skip this [ __ ]

>> Skip it. Skip this [ __ ] >> No. No. No. No.

>> No. No. No. No. >> Skip this [ __ ] Skip this [ __ ]

>> Skip this [ __ ] Skip this [ __ ] >> Look at that.

Yes. >> I think

>> I think I think it's just over, Nick.

I think it's just over, Nick. Unless you score in the next 5 seconds.

Nope. That's it. >> Good to game. Got a game. Got a game.

>> Good to game. Got a game. Got a game. Got a game. Damn. Chatty better. Chat's

Got a game. Damn. Chatty better. Chat's better. It's a good game though. Chatt's

better. It's a good game though. Chatt's better. It's a good game, though.

All right, bro. Let's get flat. Like, hey, let's get

hey, let's get >> [ __ ] all this [ __ ] Let's get flat. Come

>> [ __ ] all this [ __ ] Let's get flat. Come on. Come on.

on. Come on. >> All right. Come on. Come on.

>> All right. Come on. Come on. >> [ __ ] the game. We're pretty We're pretty

>> [ __ ] the game. We're pretty We're pretty skilled. Like, we're probably like right

skilled. Like, we're probably like right there.

there. >> Yes, bro. I That's what I think. I think

>> Yes, bro. I That's what I think. I think we're right there. We're right next to

we're right there. We're right next to each other.

I think we're right next to each other, dude. Seriously.

dude. Seriously. Wait, leave the game. Leave the game.

Wait, leave the game. Leave the game. Leave the game so I can queue. Chad,

Leave the game so I can queue. Chad, we're getting blab, bro. I need to order

we're getting blab, bro. I need to order food, chat, but I need something with

food, chat, but I need something with like protein, yo.

like protein, yo. I mean, I'm in Q.

I mean, I'm in Q. >> Chad, what should I order?

>> Chad, what should I order? What should I order, bro? What food,

What should I order, bro? What food, chat? What food?

Chipotle is pretty good. Let me get a um burrito.

burrito. >> Oh my god. We got

>> Oh my god. We got >> We're game. We're game.

>> We're game. We're game. All right, Migo. Let's get flat. Let's

All right, Migo. Let's get flat. Let's get flat. No more smurfs. I hope.

get flat. No more smurfs. I hope. >> Hit that. Hit that.

>> Hit that. Hit that. >> I pass to you. Pass it to you.

>> Sorry. Sorry. >> All right. It's all good. One mess up.

>> All right. It's all good. One mess up. We both get one mess up. That's you.

We both get one mess up. That's you. That's you.

That's you. >> I pass out of you.

>> I pass out of you. N and

N and >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. >> Oh, I'm nasty.

>> Oh, I'm nasty. >> You're actually him. All right, I got to

>> You're actually him. All right, I got to order this [ __ ]

>> Chad. I have to order this [ __ ] Chipotle before it's too late. Good

Chipotle before it's too late. Good pass. Good assist.

pass. Good assist. You got to get ball. You got to get

You got to get ball. You got to get both.

both. >> All right, hold up. I'm order ball. Go

>> All right, hold up. I'm order ball. Go ball. I'm getting the ball.

ball. I'm getting the ball. >> These are real goal players. I can tell.

>> These are real goal players. I can tell. >> Yeah, but thank god. Finally.

>> Yeah, but thank god. Finally. >> I did. ID. I play D.

>> I did. ID. I play D. >> Yeah. Get him.

>> Yeah. Get him. >> All right. All right.

>> All right. All right. >> Pass mid. Pass.

>> Pass mid. Pass. >> I dribble. I dribble. I'm going to pass

>> I dribble. I dribble. I'm going to pass mid. I'm going to pass mid.

mid. I'm going to pass mid. >> I dribble. It's going to mid. It's going

>> I dribble. It's going to mid. It's going to mid. Going to mid.

to mid. Going to mid. >> What the heck? He's black.

>> What the heck? He's black. >> I have shot. I have shot.

>> I have shot. I have shot. >> [ __ ] Wait. Over the middle. Over the

>> [ __ ] Wait. Over the middle. Over the middle.

middle. >> You you

>> You you I'm still learning.

I'm still learning. >> Yeah. We Oh, yeah. Hold on. I clear. I

>> Yeah. We Oh, yeah. Hold on. I clear. I clear. No. I got demo. I got demo. I

clear. No. I got demo. I got demo. I clear. I clear.

clear. I clear. >> I got demo. I got demo.

>> I got demo. I got demo. >> I cleared again.

>> I cleared again. >> Nice. I demo.

>> Nice. I demo. And I

And I >> Bro, you're a good ass teammate, chat. I

>> Bro, you're a good ass teammate, chat. I can get bladed tonight when dead ass.

can get bladed tonight when dead ass. >> Uh, how is this guy?

>> Uh, how is this guy? >> Nice.

>> Nice. >> I can't hit that. I can't get that. I

>> I can't hit that. I can't get that. I get this. I can't get this. I clear.

get this. I can't get this. I clear. >> I go. I go.

>> I go. I go. >> Oh [ __ ]

>> Oh [ __ ] >> I I'm back on D. I'm back on D.

>> I I'm back on D. I'm back on D. He aerial.

He aerial. >> Wait, hold. Wait,

>> Wait, hold. Wait, >> brother. He a gold, bro. What the [ __ ]

>> brother. He a gold, bro. What the [ __ ] type of [ __ ] is that?

type of [ __ ] is that? >> I think he's smurfing.

>> Okay, I All right, now I'm good. I order I order my I order my dick.

I order my I order my dick. >> What is he smurfing?

>> What is he smurfing? >> Uh, he just aerial turned his car into

>> Uh, he just aerial turned his car into the ball.

the ball. >> I'm telling you this every game I play.

>> I'm telling you this every game I play. >> No, we can win. These guys are ass, bro.

>> No, we can win. These guys are ass, bro. Come on. Come on. We can win.

Come on. Come on. We can win. >> Yeah, we could have scored twice.

>> Yeah, we could have scored twice. >> No excuses. We can win. You guys are

>> No excuses. We can win. You guys are ass. Over the middle.

ass. Over the middle. >> I aial. Oh god.

>> I aial. Oh god. >> Clear. Over the middle. Over the middle.

>> Clear. Over the middle. Over the middle. >> That's in their net, I think.

>> That's in their net, I think. >> Yeah. We have a goal. We have a goal.

>> You're so good. Wait, what? What? >> Bro, I I also I also went to aerial,

>> Bro, I I also I also went to aerial, dude.

dude. >> Couldn't do anything. You're good. D. We

>> Couldn't do anything. You're good. D. We play D. We play D. Play.

play D. We play D. Play. >> I got your backup. You got first.

>> I got your backup. You got first. >> Yes. Good. Calms, right? That's what I

>> Yes. Good. Calms, right? That's what I need.

need. >> You got first. You got first.

>> You got first. You got first. >> I go. I go. I go. I go.

>> I go. I go. I go. I go. >> I go. I go. I go over his head. Good

>> I go. I go. I go over his head. Good bounce.

bounce. >> No. No boost. No boost. I got to I got

>> No. No boost. No boost. I got to I got to return this.

to return this. >> Over the middle. Over the middle.

>> Over the middle. Over the middle. >> That's in. That's in.

>> That's in. That's in. Good try. Good try.

Good try. Good try. >> I seal this.

>> I seal this. >> Play. I play D.

>> Play. I play D. >> I'm boosting. I'm boosting.

>> I'm boosting. I'm boosting. >> I play D.

>> I play D. >> Good D.

>> Good D. We miss. We miss.

We miss. We miss. I got D. I go D. I go I go D. I

I got D. I go D. I go I go D. I >> I no boost. Oh god.

No. Get Get off my team. Get off my team,

team, >> son. What the hell, son? You did a

>> son. What the hell, son? You did a backflip,

backflip, >> dude. I was trying to aerial, but I I I

>> dude. I was trying to aerial, but I I I I accidentally backflip.

I accidentally backflip. >> Go, go, go. You go. You go.

I got a photo. >> I demo.

>> I demo. >> I miss. I go. I I go. I miss in a call.

>> I miss. I go. I I go. I miss in a call. Come on. Lock in. I a this. I air this.

Come on. Lock in. I a this. I air this. Oh. Oh my god. Wait. I have a touch now.

>> That wall dribble. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. >> Pass him. Pass.

>> Pass him. Pass. >> I d I juke. Oh [ __ ]

>> I d I juke. Oh [ __ ] >> Wait. Over the middle. Over the middle.

>> Wait. Over the middle. Over the middle. I see you. That's you. I reset. No

I see you. That's you. I reset. No boost. No boost.

boost. No boost. >> I contest. I win. That's in their net.

>> I contest. I win. That's in their net. >> That's in.

>> That's in. >> I missed Ariel.

>> I missed Ariel. >> I scored. I scored.

>> I scored. I scored. >> Oh god.

>> Oh god. >> Wait. That's it.

>> Wait. That's it. >> Oh [ __ ]

>> Oh [ __ ] >> Game is hard, dude.

>> Game is hard, dude. >> That one, too. D. You did. I miss.

>> That one, too. D. You did. I miss. >> I miss.

>> I miss. No. No. No. That's

No. No. No. That's good. We're good.

Oh my goodness. Did I get hit? No boost. No boost. No boost.

No boost. No boost. No boost. >> Back shots.

>> Back shots. TK that guy. TK that guy.

TK that guy. TK that guy. >> I can't TK.

>> I can't TK. >> Well, that's good hit. I hit again.

>> Well, that's good hit. I hit again. >> Okay.

One's AFK. Bingo. Come here. Come here. In the middle. Put in the middle. No,

In the middle. Put in the middle. No, he's back. His teammate's back now. I

he's back. His teammate's back now. I hit his base. I hit his base.

I'm trying, dude. I'm [ __ ] trying. >> We're good. We're got 50 seconds. Easy,

>> We're good. We're got 50 seconds. Easy, man. It's not easy. 77. It's a 77 match

man. It's not easy. 77. It's a 77 match point game.

point game. You get that or not.

You get that or not. >> I I steal boost. You go. You go.

>> I I steal boost. You go. You go. >> Uh uh. He just must be clicked on my

>> Uh uh. He just must be clicked on my face.

face. Go, go, go, go.

Go, go, go, go. This This is it. This is it. This has to

This This is it. This is it. This has to be our score. Hit it. Hit it. High fake.

be our score. Hit it. Hit it. High fake. Good fake. That's a good fake.

Good fake. That's a good fake. >> That's a fake. That's a good fake over

>> That's a fake. That's a good fake over the middle.

the middle. [ __ ] me.

[ __ ] me. >> Mingo, try to turn off the cross or the

>> Mingo, try to turn off the cross or the post so I can score.

post so I can score. >> You know what I mean?

>> You know what I mean? >> 20 seconds. 20 seconds. Oh,

>> 20 seconds. 20 seconds. Oh, >> nice.

>> nice. >> Wait, that's it.

>> Wait, that's it. >> He's in game.

>> He's in game. >> Is that it?

>> Is that it? >> Yes. Come on.

>> Yes. Come on. >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> One more. One more. One more. One more.

>> One more. One more. One more. One more. >> Why is this the closest game ever?

>> Why is this the closest game ever? >> We got ball. We got B. It's whoever's

>> We got ball. We got B. It's whoever's closer. If we're tied, it's left.

closer. If we're tied, it's left. Whoever is left.

Whoever is left. >> You. You. You. Me. Me. Me. Me. me.

>> You. You. You. Me. Me. Me. Me. me. >> I already know how to score this [ __ ]

>> I already know how to score this [ __ ] We won. We won.

We won. We won. >> That's enough.

>> That's enough. I steal boost.

I steal boost. >> Good game,

>> Good game, >> bro. Chanded off the post. I get a free

>> bro. Chanded off the post. I get a free gold.

gold. >> You hit that. You hit that or not.

>> You hit that. You hit that or not. >> Wait, that's in their net.

>> Wait, that's in their net. >> Oh my god. That's in.

>> Oh my god. That's in. >> That's in.

>> That's in. >> Oh no, that [ __ ] went in.

>> Oh no, that [ __ ] went in. >> What? No.

>> What? No. >> What?

Hit to me. hit to me with my first buzzer beater, dude. Oh, [ __ ]

buzzer beater, dude. Oh, [ __ ] I I reset. I have no boost. Chill,

I I reset. I have no boost. Chill, chill, chill, chill. Mingo, he's going

chill, chill, chill. Mingo, he's going to score. Oh my god, he's so good.

to score. Oh my god, he's so good. >> Over the middle.

>> Over the middle. >> I go back for boost. Chill. Chill. We

>> I go back for boost. Chill. Chill. We have behind you. I got

have behind you. I got >> I go first. I go first.

>> I go first. I go first. >> You go first. You go first. I'm back

>> You go first. You go first. I'm back line. I'm back line. Uh,

line. I'm back line. Uh, >> wait. I just don't touch it. Don't touch

>> wait. I just don't touch it. Don't touch it.

it. >> Go. I I have no boost.

>> Go. I I have no boost. >> I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed.

>> I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed. >> I miss.

>> I miss. >> Try to hit the middle. Try to hit the

>> Try to hit the middle. Try to hit the middle if you can.

middle if you can. >> I tried. I tried.

>> I tried. I tried. >> I missed.

>> I missed. >> Wait, he can. What?

>> Wait, he can. What? >> Bro, some golds can aerial. Some golds

>> Bro, some golds can aerial. Some golds can a

most of them can at this point. I'm the backline. I'm the back.

backline. I'm the back. >> We're good. We're good. We're good.

>> We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good,

We're good, >> bro. Our comms are so locked, bro.

>> bro. Our comms are so locked, bro. >> Watch out. Over the middle. Coming over

>> Watch out. Over the middle. Coming over middle. Hit that. That's it. That's in.

middle. Hit that. That's it. That's in. >> That's to the right. Come up on attack

>> That's to the right. Come up on attack now.

now. >> I got no boost.

>> I got no boost. >> I score. We win.

>> I score. We win. >> That's in. That's go. Let's go. Let's

>> That's in. That's go. Let's go. Let's go.

go. >> That's one. Hey. Hey. Hey. Team

>> That's one. Hey. Hey. Hey. Team chemistry. We haven't lost yet.

chemistry. We haven't lost yet. >> Oh my god.

>> Wait. Are down. >> Oh yeah, the maintenance break. No,

Is it actually chat? Is it actually? Wait, Migo, are

chat? Is it actually? Wait, Migo, are you in the game?

you in the game? M

M >> our servers down. Join high.

>> our servers down. Join high. Cut the server down or are we good? I

Cut the server down or are we good? I just got my food. Am I exiting the main

just got my food. Am I exiting the main menu? Bro, why would they cut off

menu? Bro, why would they cut off service at 8 though? Yeah, exit main

service at 8 though? Yeah, exit main menu. Join high. Bro, why would they cut

menu. Join high. Bro, why would they cut servers off at 8 when everybody's on?

servers off at 8 when everybody's on? Cut them off at like 2 in the morning.

Cut them off at like 2 in the morning. What the [ __ ]

What the [ __ ] >> Mhm.

>> Bro, if the servers are down, I'm going to go eat a burrito. Chat,

wait. Server's down. What?

What? What?

Damn. Servers down.

Servers down. Why would they cut the servers at 8 when

Why would they cut the servers at 8 when everybody's on? What the [ __ ]

everybody's on? What the [ __ ] Cut it at like [ __ ]

Cut it at like [ __ ] It's 60 minutes of downtime. Are you

It's 60 minutes of downtime. Are you [ __ ] on my dick,

Rocket League servers are undergoing maintenance. Twitter com

Rocket League status maintenance is starting now and will

maintenance is starting now and will last up to 60 minutes. Rocket League

last up to 60 minutes. Rocket League will not be playable online during this

will not be playable online during this time.

What? What should I do? Chat chat, what game should I play?

>> You can do your solo Q series. >> No, I can't do that for 30 minutes, bro.

>> No, I can't do that for 30 minutes, bro. >> Fall Guys with TTS.

>> I'm out. J GG's. Let me know if you want to play again.

to play again. >> Okay. You're off. You're off. Off.

>> Okay. You're off. You're off. Off. >> Yeah. You said it's um done, right?

>> Yeah. You said it's um done, right? Well, I don't know. I mean, the servers

Well, I don't know. I mean, the servers could be back up in like an hour, but I

could be back up in like an hour, but I don't know if you're going to want to

don't know if you're going to want to play in an hour.

play in an hour. >> Yeah, I'll be on.

>> Yeah, I'll be on. >> Okay, I'll let you know, bro. I'll let

>> Okay, I'll let you know, bro. I'll let you know. I'll let you know.

you know. I'll let you know. >> All right,

>> All right, Chad, what should I do? Chad, should I

Chad, what should I do? Chad, should I do Fall Guys? Fall Guys with TTS

do Fall Guys? Fall Guys with TTS Cuphead. Chad, we can't just do Among

Cuphead. Chad, we can't just do Among Us. We have to get people.

Us. We have to get people. Fall guys for TTS

Fall guys for TTS among or Fall Guys TTS Cuphead.

among or Fall Guys TTS Cuphead. I already played Siege chat for like two

I already played Siege chat for like two hours.

hours. Chad, what other games? Fall Guys with

Chad, what other games? Fall Guys with TTS or Cuphead with TTS. Run a poll.

TTS or Cuphead with TTS. Run a poll. All right. Vote, vote, chat. Vote, vote.

All right. Vote, vote, chat. Vote, vote. I'm going to go pee. I'm gonna go pee.

I'm going to go pee. I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee.

chat. How are the Rocket League servers down,

How are the Rocket League servers down, dude? Fall Guys wins.

dude? Fall Guys wins. All right, bro. How are the Rocket

All right, bro. How are the Rocket League servers down, bro?

League servers down, bro? At 8:00 p.m.? Are you [ __ ] kidding

At 8:00 p.m.? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Do it at like 2 in the morning when

me? Do it at like 2 in the morning when nobody's on, bro. Or 5 in the morning.

nobody's on, bro. Or 5 in the morning. Do it at 5:00 a.m.

Do it at 5:00 a.m. Cuphead, it literally lost the poll.

Cuphead, it literally lost the poll. Like, bro, you cannot say something if

Like, bro, you cannot say something if it loses the poll, dude.

Oh, I could do training packs. Wait, for realies?

realies? Chad, I could do training packs

Chad, I could do training packs for realies.

Okay, one game of fall, guys. One game of fall, guys.

of fall, guys. TTS is on. One game of Fall, guys, then

TTS is on. One game of Fall, guys, then training packs.

training packs. I'll keep the TTS on.

Chad, what do you think this update could be? Could you imagine they add

could be? Could you imagine they add trading?

>> Chad, what do you think this maintenance break is? Aron cheered 200 bits. Can you

break is? Aron cheered 200 bits. Can you revive Star Wars Battlefront 2?

revive Star Wars Battlefront 2? >> Maybe. Panther, thank you for the five

>> Maybe. Panther, thank you for the five gift. I love you. Love you, Panther.

gift. I love you. Love you, Panther. Love you, bro.

Love you, bro. Why is my game sound quiet? Hberts, what

Why is my game sound quiet? Hberts, what is that?

is that? >> Cheer 200 bits. Yo, Jinxy, can I borrow

>> Cheer 200 bits. Yo, Jinxy, can I borrow $100 to get my mom a birthday present?

$100 to get my mom a birthday present? Much love.

Much love. >> Oh my god, I just got I just got

>> Oh my god, I just got I just got grabbed. I just got grabbed. I just got

grabbed. I just got grabbed. I just got [ __ ] grabbed.

What am I doing? >> Free_L0

>> Free_L0 cheered 200 bits. Hey baby, thanks for

cheered 200 bits. Hey baby, thanks for inviting me to your island last night. I

inviting me to your island last night. I had so much fun with your rod. PS Mod

had so much fun with your rod. PS Mod Carter,

>> Grind is stinky. Cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinx, question. Can you please tickle

Jinx, question. Can you please tickle and flick my tiny throbbing bean? It is

and flick my tiny throbbing bean? It is a fantasy for me.

>> So because he grabs me the >> Coca-Cola 6,529

>> Coca-Cola 6,529 cheered 200 bits. Hey Nick, can I watch

cheered 200 bits. Hey Nick, can I watch you sleep tonight?

So, because he grabs me, the door closes and I'm not going to qualify. Okay, this

and I'm not going to qualify. Okay, this is literally insane.

is literally insane. >> Jared Y and 12 cheered 200 bits. Hey,

>> Jared Y and 12 cheered 200 bits. Hey, Jungo, my sister wants to know if you'll

Jungo, my sister wants to know if you'll join us for threesome.

What do I do on this? Big C8,420

Big C8,420 cheered 200 bits. Yo, Jinxed C just

cheered 200 bits. Yo, Jinxed C just wanted to say love the streams. You're

wanted to say love the streams. You're the goat. Thanks for being dope. Love

the goat. Thanks for being dope. Love from Canada.

from Canada. >> Yes. Yes, bro. This grabbing shit's

>> Yes. Yes, bro. This grabbing shit's annoying.

>> Okay, chat. Training packs with TTS or Fall Guys TTS

Fall Guys TTS >> from 916 cheered 200 bits. Hey there,

>> from 916 cheered 200 bits. Hey there, part timer. Nice pre-recorded stream.

part timer. Nice pre-recorded stream. Also, never step foot in Nebraska or you

Also, never step foot in Nebraska or you will regret it.

>> Chad's not a l ignore. I can't I'm I'm locked. I'm trying to not get [ __ ]

locked. I'm trying to not get [ __ ] grabbed. It's not a ignore. I'm What is

grabbed. It's not a ignore. I'm What is this? I've never seen that. This is

this? I've never seen that. This is >> This is new. This is new.

>> This is new. This is new. >> If you ever step foot in Detroit,

>> If you ever step foot in Detroit, Michigan, you will be turned into pure

Michigan, you will be turned into pure ash.

>> Okay, I'm going to do training packs after this game, chat.

British Felos cheered 200 bits. I have a shirt on with the caterpillar smoking

shirt on with the caterpillar smoking with Dr. House face. W Fit.

with Dr. House face. W Fit. >> I've never even heard of this mode. I

>> I've never even heard of this mode. I never even played this. What is this?

>> Protein Shopeis do cheered 200 bits. Hey, Nick, could you dedicate a day for

Hey, Nick, could you dedicate a day for story games each week so you don't have

story games each week so you don't have to do a marathon for every single one?

to do a marathon for every single one? Thanks, Jungo.

>> Jinxed Cave Proof cheered 300 bits. Why is it live please end stream also? My

is it live please end stream also? My sister is freaking timer be a dad.

I have to get these yellow ones or I'm cooked. [ __ ] I have to get these yellow

cooked. [ __ ] I have to get these yellow ones or I'm cooked.

ones or I'm cooked. >> Positive vibes 57 cheered 200 bits. Can

>> Positive vibes 57 cheered 200 bits. Can you open up wide and let me come in it?

you open up wide and let me come in it? I'm almost finished, please.

Monk B at which cheered 200 bits. Search up Tiff Lockheart after this match. She

up Tiff Lockheart after this match. She is top one video game baddies. You will

is top one video game baddies. You will not regret. Fat Chun

Oka [ __ ] 2,892 cheered 200 bits. Hey Jongo, I have a

cheered 200 bits. Hey Jongo, I have a game suggestion. Can you please play The

game suggestion. Can you please play The Walking Dead from Telltale? It's Peak

Walking Dead from Telltale? It's Peak Story game like Red Dead.

Story game like Red Dead. >> I could. I could. I could.

>> I could. I could. I could. Chad, what did I do wrong, bro? Wait, so

Chad, what did I do wrong, bro? Wait, so I could do training packs? Are you all

I could do training packs? Are you all serious or all trolling?

serious or all trolling? >> British Felos cheered 200 bits. You are

>> British Felos cheered 200 bits. You are the best streamer I ever watched. Love

the best streamer I ever watched. Love you, bro. Keep going.

you, bro. Keep going. >> Yes, you can. Oh my god, this is pink,

>> Yes, you can. Oh my god, this is pink, bro. You could do training packs while

bro. You could do training packs while the game's offline.

Nate Bog 7,451 cheered 200 bits. Hey, Jungo, when are

cheered 200 bits. Hey, Jungo, when are we doing the goon stream? Can't wait for

we doing the goon stream? Can't wait for your load all over me.

your load all over me. >> Oh my god, you can, bro. All right,

>> Oh my god, you can, bro. All right, let's practice our aerials, chat.

Bitscy 8,420 cheered 200 bits. Yo Jinx just wanted to

cheered 200 bits. Yo Jinx just wanted to say love the streams. You're the goat.

say love the streams. You're the goat. Thanks for being dope. Love from Canada.

>> Yep, we're doing allstar. I am not ready for that.

for that. >> Cheered 200 bits. When is the next NBA

>> Cheered 200 bits. When is the next NBA 2K stream?

2K stream? party on the next two.

Alvin King cheered 200 bits. You are so special to me. Thank you for everything.

>> I'm trying to combat an air roll with it, chat. I'm trying to come out an air

it, chat. I'm trying to come out an air roll.

roll. [ __ ] wheel 463

[ __ ] wheel 463 cheered 200 bits. Yo, Jinxy, we out to

cheered 200 bits. Yo, Jinxy, we out to Turkey together to get hairline surgery

Turkey together to get hairline surgery while

while >> Yo, the ball cam is on. Shut up. Holy

>> Yo, the ball cam is on. Shut up. Holy [ __ ]

[ __ ] Doesn't even matter anyways.

>> Scarlet_X3 cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinxy, love the

cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinxy, love the streams. You've been getting me back

streams. You've been getting me back into so many games recently.

into so many games recently. >> Love you, bro.

>> Chad, should I be areroling? >> The zinc 20 cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinx,

>> The zinc 20 cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinx, I just wanted to let you know you're the

I just wanted to let you know you're the cutest patootie and have such a manly

cutest patootie and have such a manly figure. Sexy.

Freaking frick cheered 200 bits. Why are you always digging for gold? Come feed

you always digging for gold? Come feed those boogers to me instead of rubbing

those boogers to me instead of rubbing them on your pants.

I cheered 200 bits. Yo, Jinx, you helped me through really tough times. I'm a

me through really tough times. I'm a 17-year-old and got depression. Your

17-year-old and got depression. Your streams helped me so much and I can't

streams helped me so much and I can't thank you enough for that.

thank you enough for that. >> I was getting to the point in my life I

>> I was getting to the point in my life I felt like doing something stupid. Your

felt like doing something stupid. Your streams prevented that. Thank you.

streams prevented that. Thank you. >> Thank you, man.

>> Thank you, man. >> Your RL progress is insane.

>> Your RL progress is insane. >> Thank you, bro.

>> Thank you, bro. What a message, dude.

What a message, dude. Chad, what a beautiful message, bro.

Real Mus cheered 200 bits. Step foot in Tarpon Springs and you will be

Tarpon Springs and you will be annihilated.

>> I feel like when you aerial you have more control than when you're on the

more control than when you're on the floor.

floor. >> Your men 67 cheered 200 bits. Play

>> Your men 67 cheered 200 bits. Play Rocket Luge with me when servers are

Rocket Luge with me when servers are back up in plat one.

Blackest file 222 cheered 200 bits. Don't even think about stepping foot in

Don't even think about stepping foot in Delawway. You will be vanquished.

Dual indo cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinxy, you're so good at fall guys. Just

you're so good at fall guys. Just kidding. You suck,

kidding. You suck, >> bro. Aerialing is overpowered when you

>> bro. Aerialing is overpowered when you actually can control it. Like this [ __ ]

actually can control it. Like this [ __ ] is OP, dude.

is OP, dude. Legitimate.

Legitimate. >> 7 Cheed 200 bits. Jinxy, I think it's

>> 7 Cheed 200 bits. Jinxy, I think it's time to hang up the tires.

time to hang up the tires. >> Chill, bro.

>> No point. No point. I'm lost. Like I'm just going to keep getting better.

just going to keep getting better. >> Treeman's cheer 200 bits jinxed. See,

>> Treeman's cheer 200 bits jinxed. See, you could play that new Slayer album.

you could play that new Slayer album. Low key out over Osana.

Low key out over Osana. >> I have an idea. I want to try something.

>> I have an idea. I want to try something. Watch this.

He's literally not calling. What do you mean squishy calling? What are y'all

mean squishy calling? What are y'all saying? Is he even on?

Bro, that's how you do it. That's what you got to do.

Oh, he is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is.

He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. Bro, I need

He is. He is. He is. He is. Bro, I need him to like actually extensively help me

him to like actually extensively help me with aerials. This [ __ ] is so hard.

Thank you. >> Switchers,

>> Switchers, >> how you doing, bro? I I never want to

>> how you doing, bro? I I never want to call you. I never want to bother you,

call you. I never want to bother you, bro.

bro. >> No, you're good. You're good. You're

>> No, you're good. You're good. You're good.

good. >> Calling you. I wasn't calling you. But I

>> Calling you. I wasn't calling you. But I was There's nothing to do on Rocky right

was There's nothing to do on Rocky right now. So, I was watching your training. I

now. So, I was watching your training. I was going to say, dude, don't do the

was going to say, dude, don't do the don't do the stationary pack like this.

don't do the stationary pack like this. I should make you one where it's like

I should make you one where it's like this height, maybe. But

this height, maybe. But >> Oh, you can make one. Yeah, I made you I

>> Oh, you can make one. Yeah, I made you I made you one before. You saved it.

made you one before. You saved it. Remember?

Remember? >> Yeah. Yeah, I I remember planning it.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I I remember planning it. Did I save it?

Did I save it? >> You saved it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> You saved it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Where do I go? Custom.

>> Where do I go? Custom. >> Uh, hi V. Can you put up a screen? Oh,

>> Uh, hi V. Can you put up a screen? Oh, hang on. Wait. I think I found it. Hold

hang on. Wait. I think I found it. Hold up. Favorites.

>> I don't see it. >> Oh, you won't be able to see it because

>> Oh, you won't be able to see it because the servers are down. That's ass.

the servers are down. That's ass. Forgot.

Forgot. [ __ ]

[ __ ] That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

That's fine. It's cuz the servers are down,

It's cuz the servers are down, >> bro. I need help with aerials, dude.

>> bro. I need help with aerials, dude. >> Yeah. Yeah, you can go back to You can

>> Yeah. Yeah, you can go back to You can go back to that what you were in this

go back to that what you were in this one.

Maybe do the all-star one, J, cuz it moves. It moves. Maybe that would be

moves. It moves. Maybe that would be better.

better. >> Okay,

>> Okay, >> do the allstar one.

>> do the allstar one. >> Yeah, cuz like this one isn't realistic

>> Yeah, cuz like this one isn't realistic at all. This does not feel realistic,

at all. This does not feel realistic, dude.

dude. >> I saw I already saw what you were doing

>> I saw I already saw what you were doing that was kind of wrong. Is like when

that was kind of wrong. Is like when you're holding your arroll button,

you're holding your arroll button, Dixie, you can't move left or right.

Dixie, you can't move left or right. You're locked into a plane like wherever

You're locked into a plane like wherever you were before. That's how like default

you were before. That's how like default arrow works.

I saw you reach gold and everything. >> Yes, bro. I got gold.

>> Yes, bro. I got gold. >> That's That's a huge improvement, dude.

>> That's That's a huge improvement, dude. >> So, like when should I be air rolling?

>> So, like when should I be air rolling? Squish.

Squish. >> Um, see def default air roll is

>> Um, see def default air roll is interesting. Like it it's just for fine

interesting. Like it it's just for fine control. I wouldn't even over complicate

control. I wouldn't even over complicate that right now. Like I literally think

that right now. Like I literally think you should just tilt back and then just

you should just tilt back and then just do like little micro adjustments left to

do like little micro adjustments left to right. Like a roll. Think of air roll

right. Like a roll. Think of air roll for you Jinxy right now as like when

for you Jinxy right now as like when you're falling off of something and you

you're falling off of something and you want to recover like just air roll to

want to recover like just air roll to put your wheels on the floor. A roll to

put your wheels on the floor. A roll to like land correctly on the wall.

like land correctly on the wall. >> That's kind of what I do it for now.

>> That's kind of what I do it for now. Yeah, but sometimes I forget, but

Yeah, but sometimes I forget, but sometimes I do it.

sometimes I do it. >> You don't need like you really don't

>> You don't need like you really don't need to air roll for like it's just

need to air roll for like it's just going to over complicate the game where

going to over complicate the game where you are right now honestly. Like just

you are right now honestly. Like just jump for this and just tilt your car.

jump for this and just tilt your car. That's it.

That's it. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> And I think you do the do the hired do

>> And I think you do the do the hired do one more. Is this the allstar training

one more. Is this the allstar training pack? Allstar.

pack? Allstar. >> This is all bro. Yeah. Oh, bro.

>> This is all bro. Yeah. Oh, bro. >> Wait, really? I thought it was like

>> Wait, really? I thought it was like thought it moves.

>> Also, when should I be feathering? When should I not be feathering?

should I not be feathering? >> Okay, hold on, Jinxy. Pause quick.

>> Okay, hold on, Jinxy. Pause quick. Go to change mode match. Go to training.

Go to change mode match. Go to training. Go to aerial. And then go to Allstar.

>> It should launch the ball. >> No. No. You can do this. You can do

>> No. No. You can do this. You can do this. You could do it. There you go. I

this. You could do it. There you go. I mean, you already made contact. This is

mean, you already made contact. This is good. This is actually good practice.

good. This is actually good practice. Um, you basically you use a lot of boost

Um, you basically you use a lot of boost to get to the height of the ball. You

to get to the height of the ball. You want to match the height of the ball and

want to match the height of the ball and then you're feathering once you're at

then you're feathering once you're at the height of the ball. Does that make

the height of the ball. Does that make sense?

sense? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Think of the think of the front of your

>> Think of the think of the front of your car like the tip of your car as well as

car like the tip of your car as well as like you want to point the tip of your

like you want to point the tip of your car to the ball where you're boosting

car to the ball where you're boosting basically.

basically. >> Got it. Got it.

see how to tilt back like a lot more. But

But >> yeah, basically

>> yeah, basically >> Yeah. Yeah. Hold hold hold boost

>> Yeah. Yeah. Hold hold hold boost >> hold boo boost until you're like kind of

>> hold boo boost until you're like kind of at the right height you want to be and

at the right height you want to be and then feather toward the ball for the

then feather toward the ball for the rest.

rest. So as soon as you're at that high then

So as soon as you're at that high then you like feather toward it.

>> Son, >> it's really like like I think you'll get

>> it's really like like I think you'll get this if you just spam it. Stinky. I

this if you just spam it. Stinky. I think even even between games, bro, you

think even even between games, bro, you need to hop and free play more. You

need to hop and free play more. You don't hop in play enough. I know you

don't hop in play enough. I know you want to hang out with chat, but like

want to hang out with chat, but like even just hitting the ball a few times,

even just hitting the ball a few times, that'll help a lot. Like,

that'll help a lot. Like, >> yes.

>> yes. >> Oh, and I have kind of a solution for

>> Oh, and I have kind of a solution for the stream snipe issue that you've been

the stream snipe issue that you've been running into.

running into. >> Little little mini solution. I I saw you

>> Little little mini solution. I I saw you got really frustrated one day. I was

got really frustrated one day. I was like, "Fuck, I don't want you to stop

like, "Fuck, I don't want you to stop playing,

playing, >> bro. I'll suck your penis if you fix the

>> bro. I'll suck your penis if you fix the stream." It's like I mean it's not like

stream." It's like I mean it's not like a full fix but it's like a 10 point but

a full fix but it's like a 10 point but there's like a few

there's like a few I might have to tell you off off stream

I might have to tell you off off stream cuz if they hear about it then it's it's

cuz if they hear about it then it's it's risky. I could message you.

risky. I could message you. >> Bro, it's bad. I feel like half my game.

>> Bro, it's bad. I feel like half my game. >> I know. I know. And even like even

>> I know. I know. And even like even adding delay is not going to fix that,

adding delay is not going to fix that, right? Like

right? Like >> you're going to still get sniped.

>> you're going to still get sniped. >> They can just assume when the game's

>> They can just assume when the game's going to end.

going to end. Yeah.

Yeah. >> Also, it's like thousands of people

>> Also, it's like thousands of people doing it. So, like the odds of somebody

doing it. So, like the odds of somebody getting in is so high.

Honestly, just instead of doing this low key, like free play might even be better

key, like free play might even be better right now. Like even just trying to go

right now. Like even just trying to go for different play setting up the ball

for different play setting up the ball for yourself, stuff like that.

for yourself, stuff like that. >> I saw you in that one v one uh the guy

>> I saw you in that one v one uh the guy you just was a Mingo, right? You like

you just was a Mingo, right? You like passed to yourself around the corner

passed to yourself around the corner twice. See, like those are really good.

twice. See, like those are really good. Like those are really good plays. You

Like those are really good plays. You just got to hit you just got to get

just got to hit you just got to get better at like hitting the ball where

better at like hitting the ball where you want to hit it and like just getting

you want to hit it and like just getting used to like the way your car moves

used to like the way your car moves around. Or you could you could try even

around. Or you could you could try even in free play right now just to just like

in free play right now just to just like flying. You lally fly around the map and

flying. You lally fly around the map and just see how the control works as well.

just see how the control works as well. Don't even think about the ball. Like

Don't even think about the ball. Like just just like fly tap your boost like

just just like fly tap your boost like like little movements left and right.

like little movements left and right. Yeah. Like you can literally try to see

Yeah. Like you can literally try to see what it's like to airroll. When you're

what it's like to airroll. When you're air rolling, you'll see that you can't

air rolling, you'll see that you can't turn left or right. Like you're locked

turn left or right. Like you're locked into that plane when you start earing.

into that plane when you start earing. You see what I'm saying?

You see what I'm saying? >> Yeah. Yeah. When you

>> Yeah. Yeah. When you >> like trying to turn Yeah. See your left

>> like trying to turn Yeah. See your left motion now. Just go straight into the

motion now. Just go straight into the air roll. So you can't actually turn

air roll. So you can't actually turn left or right where your arrow is. So

left or right where your arrow is. So you have to So don't even That's what

you have to So don't even That's what I'm saying. Don't even like arrow right

I'm saying. Don't even like arrow right now. And literally just do like these

now. And literally just do like these little motions in the air. Like try to

little motions in the air. Like try to fly and do like those little motion like

fly and do like those little motion like left or right. Aim to the left a bit.

left or right. Aim to the left a bit. Aim to the right of it. Don't even hold

Aim to the right of it. Don't even hold a roll.

>> Yeah. Like that. >> No. Don't hold a roll at all. Like just

>> No. Don't hold a roll at all. Like just double jump and just like hold a little

double jump and just like hold a little bit left. Hold a little bit left. Yeah.

bit left. Hold a little bit left. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit right. And that's how

Yeah. A little bit right. And that's how you aim. That's how you aim in the air.

you aim. That's how you aim in the air. A little bit left. A little bit right.

A little bit left. A little bit right. >> So you can actually aim in the air.

>> So you can actually aim in the air. >> Yes. Yeah. That's how you do it. Just a

>> Yes. Yeah. That's how you do it. Just a little bit to the left. A little bit to

little bit to the left. A little bit to the right. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. So

the right. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. So you're going

you're going >> That's going You're just holding too

>> That's going You're just holding too far. It's very little motion like

far. It's very little motion like barely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect.

barely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. That's it. That's it.

Perfect. Perfect. That's it. That's it. So once you're in the air, that's how

So once you're in the air, that's how you control it, dude. So, keep literally

you control it, dude. So, keep literally keep doing that and you're going to get

keep doing that and you're going to get it down.

it down. >> What do I do to get like let's say cuz

>> What do I do to get like let's say cuz here's what I do all the time. Okay,

here's what I do all the time. Okay, this is a problem I have. I'll be in a

this is a problem I have. I'll be in a game. This happens every day. I'll

game. This happens every day. I'll dribble up the wall and then I won't be

dribble up the wall and then I won't be able to get to the ball. What do I do to

able to get to the ball. What do I do to get to that?

get to that? >> Like you want to actually like air like

>> Like you want to actually like air like air dribble that or like what do you

air dribble that or like what do you want to do? You want to hit it off the

want to do? You want to hit it off the wall?

wall? >> I want to have [ __ ] aura.

>> I want to have [ __ ] aura. >> Air Okay, so that Okay, so try try this.

>> Air Okay, so that Okay, so try try this. Try this. Go to the other wall without

Try this. Go to the other wall without the ball.

the ball. What you're going to do is you're going

What you're going to do is you're going to jump. You're going to drive with the

to jump. You're going to drive with the wall, jump off, and then air roll as if

wall, jump off, and then air roll as if you jumped off before. It sounds crazy

you jumped off before. It sounds crazy and Yeah. Okay. So, don't don't full

and Yeah. Okay. So, don't don't full arroll. Just literally correct your car.

arroll. Just literally correct your car. Okay. Stop for a second. This is going

Okay. Stop for a second. This is going to be hard to explain.

to be hard to explain. >> Don't move for a sec. Like, uh just jump

>> Don't move for a sec. Like, uh just jump off the floor and tilt tilt your car

off the floor and tilt tilt your car back. Like aim toward the net on your

back. Like aim toward the net on your left. Like jump off the floor and tilt

left. Like jump off the floor and tilt your car back.

your car back. Just like tilt back like as if you're

Just like tilt back like as if you're going to fly. Yeah, exactly. So,

going to fly. Yeah, exactly. So, basically, no, aim at the net to your

basically, no, aim at the net to your left. Look to your left.

left. Look to your left. Yeah. So So jump, tilt back, and aim at

Yeah. So So jump, tilt back, and aim at that net.

that net. Look, like start before aiming at it.

Look, like start before aiming at it. I'm just trying I'm just trying to get

I'm just trying I'm just trying to get an idea in mind. So stop right here.

an idea in mind. So stop right here. Stop right here. Stop right here. Just

Stop right here. Stop right here. Just jump till back.

jump till back. >> Okay. So you want to go off the wall and

>> Okay. So you want to go off the wall and air roll yourself into this position

air roll yourself into this position where you're facing the net. That's what

where you're facing the net. That's what I'm trying to get you to do.

I'm trying to get you to do. >> What do you face? Does that make sense?

>> What do you face? Does that make sense? Wait. What do you mean? So, so when you

Wait. What do you mean? So, so when you start on the wall, it's hard to explain

start on the wall, it's hard to explain why I can't be in a game with you, but

why I can't be in a game with you, but like if you drive on the wall, you're in

like if you drive on the wall, you're in a 90° angle, right? Like you're driving

a 90° angle, right? Like you're driving on the wall, you're literally facing

on the wall, you're literally facing upward. You have to jump from that

upward. You have to jump from that position and arrow roll yourself toward

position and arrow roll yourself toward their net. That's what that's that's

their net. That's what that's that's what you have to use arrow force. It's

what you have to use arrow force. It's like this little motion. So jump off and

like this little motion. So jump off and do like the little arrow roll. Yeah. So

do like the little arrow roll. Yeah. So that but the opposite direction and you

that but the opposite direction and you have it. Does that make sense,

have it. Does that make sense, >> son? Son, no.

>> son? Son, no. >> Does that make sense though?

>> Does that make sense though? >> It sounds like you're speaking Spanish.

>> It sounds like you're speaking Spanish. Ron called him. Wait, hold up.

Ron called him. Wait, hold up. Legendary with the 25 gifted

Legendary with the 25 gifted Wend.

>> Yes. Yes. Hold up. Let me call Rondale. >> Yo Rob, what's good, bro?

>> Yo Rob, what's good, bro? >> Yo, Jinxy, you want to play Cartic

>> Yo, Jinxy, you want to play Cartic Phone? Me and XQC we're trying to go to

Phone? Me and XQC we're trying to go to lobby.

lobby. >> Um, how many people?

>> Um, how many people? >> Uh, we're just looking for about

>> Uh, we're just looking for about everyone right now.

everyone right now. >> Bro, if y'all could get six people up,

>> Bro, if y'all could get six people up, right?

right? >> Okay. Bye.

>> Okay. Bye. >> All right. All right. All right.

>> All right. All right. All right. All right. Squishers, can you screen

All right. Squishers, can you screen share?

share? >> Are Are you watching it?

>> Are Are you watching it? >> Let me see.

>> Let me see. Okay. Now I'm in. I can see. Wait. Wait.

Okay. Now I'm in. I can see. Wait. Wait. Hold up. Hold up.

Hold up. Hold up. >> All right. Y

>> All right. Y >> Now I can see exactly what you're doing.

>> Now I can see exactly what you're doing. >> Okay. So I was You get here, right? And

>> Okay. So I was You get here, right? And then you jump off and you're stuck.

then you jump off and you're stuck. >> Yes. I'm just like limp dick in the air.

>> Yes. I'm just like limp dick in the air. That's what happens every time.

That's what happens every time. >> What I was saying is you get here, jump

>> What I was saying is you get here, jump off, air roll like this. So you're

off, air roll like this. So you're facing toward in that. It makes it so

facing toward in that. It makes it so much easier because now you're not

much easier because now you're not flying crooked where it's all like

flying crooked where it's all like inverse controls. Literally completely

inverse controls. Literally completely negate all that and just face like as if

negate all that and just face like as if you jumped off the floor. Like it make

you jumped off the floor. Like it make it really simple. And then every

it really simple. And then every movement is just left or right from

movement is just left or right from there. So all you have to do is just

there. So all you have to do is just from get this position to air rolling

from get this position to air rolling like this and face the net. That's it.

like this and face the net. That's it. You got to mess with it. But does that

You got to mess with it. But does that make more sense what I'm trying to say?

make more sense what I'm trying to say? >> Go. Okay.

>> Go. Okay. Explain it to me like I'm five.

Explain it to me like I'm five. >> Okay. So, you drive with the wall, you

>> Okay. So, you drive with the wall, you jump off, you can start tapping boost if

jump off, you can start tapping boost if you want. Hold your arrow button and

you want. Hold your arrow button and push to the right. That's it. And then

push to the right. That's it. And then you just go left or right.

you just go left or right. >> When do I release my arrow button? When

>> When do I release my arrow button? When should I release it?

should I release it? >> You as soon as you're in the position

>> You as soon as you're in the position you want to be. So, I'm here. I'm

you want to be. So, I'm here. I'm released it. And now I can go left or

released it. And now I can go left or right. When you're holding arrow button,

right. When you're holding arrow button, you're locked.

you're locked. >> Jump, tap, hold. Then, wait, how long do

>> Jump, tap, hold. Then, wait, how long do I hold it for? Cuz if I hold on,

I hold it for? Cuz if I hold on, >> don't think about Jinxy. Don't think

>> don't think about Jinxy. Don't think about all like the

about all like the >> like the specifics of it. It's just a

>> like the specifics of it. It's just a feel thing. like you you jump feel that

feel thing. like you you jump feel that you're going to be in the spot you want

you're going to be in the spot you want to be like let go of the button once

to be like let go of the button once you're in that spot

you're in that spot >> baby baby I I don't

>> baby baby I I don't >> so so with the ball you would get your

>> so so with the ball you would get your touch jump off and try to like get your

touch jump off and try to like get your one hit it's probably look like that

one hit it's probably look like that like very basic at the start I think

like very basic at the start I think what you should be practicing is not

what you should be practicing is not even that you should be practicing the

even that you should be practicing the jump up and like flip motion more so

jump up and like flip motion more so than like the full arroll thing cuz

than like the full arroll thing cuz >> if at your rank if you can jump up and

>> if at your rank if you can jump up and like flip into it like that you're going

like flip into it like that you're going to literally be the goat I'm not going

to literally be the goat I'm not going to lie you'll be the go that's like the

to lie you'll be the go that's like the next thing that I you should focus on.

next thing that I you should focus on. >> So, how do I dominate golds? What do I

>> So, how do I dominate golds? What do I do? What do I do?

do? What do I do? >> Golds is what is what I just showed you.

>> Golds is what is what I just showed you. So, whenever the ball like you should

So, whenever the ball like you should practice

practice um it looks like this. You hold boost

um it looks like this. You hold boost >> once I

>> once I >> hold boost, jump, tilt back, and then

>> hold boost, jump, tilt back, and then you flip. You front flip after once

you flip. You front flip after once you're tilted back. It's going to take

you're tilted back. It's going to take time to get used to, but but break it

time to get used to, but but break it down into like three steps. Jump, tilt

down into like three steps. Jump, tilt back, front flip. Once you're about to

back, front flip. Once you're about to hit the ball,

hit the ball, >> that's what you should practice. Back.

>> that's what you should practice. Back. Front.

Front. >> Oh, wait. You mean on the floor? You

>> Oh, wait. You mean on the floor? You mean on the floor?

mean on the floor? >> Yes, it's on the floor. This is on the

>> Yes, it's on the floor. This is on the floor.

floor. >> Okay. So, what am I doing?

>> Okay. So, what am I doing? >> You You hold you like it. Let's say the

>> You You hold you like it. Let's say the ball's going like Hold on. It's a good

ball's going like Hold on. It's a good way to set this up.

way to set this up. >> How do I get the ball?

>> How do I get the ball? >> The ball's like here

>> The ball's like here >> up on the D-pad. So, the ball's here,

>> up on the D-pad. So, the ball's here, right? You see? You would jump, tilt

right? You see? You would jump, tilt back, and then front flip once you're

back, and then front flip once you're about to make contact with the ball. You

about to make contact with the ball. You don't do that right now. Every single

don't do that right now. Every single time, like this is cuz this is what we

time, like this is cuz this is what we like learned, right? I think we learned

like learned, right? I think we learned in the right um like order, but you

in the right um like order, but you learned like every time the ball's in

learned like every time the ball's in the air like this, you wait, right? Like

the air like this, you wait, right? Like you wait for it to

you wait for it to >> Wait, you're screen sharing? Hold up.

>> Wait, you're screen sharing? Hold up. >> [ __ ] I didn't even I didn't know you

>> [ __ ] I didn't even I didn't know you were screen sharing. I can't see. What

were screen sharing. I can't see. What the [ __ ]

the [ __ ] >> Oh, that's why you probably can. Oh,

>> Oh, that's why you probably can. Oh, that's Well, that's my bad probably.

that's Well, that's my bad probably. Hold on,

Hold on, >> Chad. I can't see it. I do.

>> Chad. I can't see it. I do. >> Unshare. Unchair. Re-share.

>> Unshare. Unchair. Re-share. >> Can you see now?

>> Can you see now? >> No. Let me leave call and rejoin

>> No. Let me leave call and rejoin >> now. I see.

>> now. I see. >> Okay. But did you see the thing I

>> Okay. But did you see the thing I explained before or No.

explained before or No. >> Yes. Yes. You saw this?

>> Yes. Yes. You saw this? >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was going to

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was going to say what you do right now, Jinxy. And

say what you do right now, Jinxy. And that we should probably fix. And that's

that we should probably fix. And that's like the next like next jump to plaid is

like the next like next jump to plaid is every time the ball's like here, for

every time the ball's like here, for example, you wait for it to fall down.

example, you wait for it to fall down. And you're really good at turning it in

And you're really good at turning it in now, right? Like you're actually fast at

now, right? Like you're actually fast at turning it in.

turning it in. >> Yep.

>> Yep. >> But when it's in this spot now, you

>> But when it's in this spot now, you should learn to like do like a one jump

should learn to like do like a one jump aerial and then front flip into the ball

aerial and then front flip into the ball like that. You're going to like

like that. You're going to like literally destroy everybody if you learn

literally destroy everybody if you learn this. Like it's really simple, too.

this. Like it's really simple, too. >> One jumper. You just jump, tilt back,

>> One jumper. You just jump, tilt back, and then front flip when you're about to

and then front flip when you're about to make contact. It's going to feel hard.

make contact. It's going to feel hard. Do you fat finger your B and and A

Do you fat finger your B and and A buttons?

buttons? >> No. No. I'm a Chad. I don't fat finger

>> No. No. I'm a Chad. I don't fat finger anything.

anything. >> H Maybe we Ah, [ __ ] That's that. [ __ ]

>> H Maybe we Ah, [ __ ] That's that. [ __ ] I should have asked this way before then

I should have asked this way before then cuz maybe an R RB boost would have been

cuz maybe an R RB boost would have been better for you,

better for you, >> bro. I literally like I don't fat finger

>> bro. I literally like I don't fat finger anything. I have like so much hours on

anything. I have like so much hours on controller

>> cuz in this game fat fingering is really good for A and like AB like cuz boost a

good for A and like AB like cuz boost a lot of times you're holding like circle

lot of times you're holding like circle I'm holding circle here and I jump twice

I'm holding circle here and I jump twice with X right so my my finger never left

with X right so my my finger never left circle does that make sense it's just

circle does that make sense it's just like dog that's hard that's hard for you

like dog that's hard that's hard for you then so it's fine we can even do it a

then so it's fine we can even do it a slower way right where you jump boost

slower way right where you jump boost and then you flip after like you don't

and then you flip after like you don't need to you don't need to fat finger

need to you don't need to fat finger necessarily

necessarily >> jump boost flip

>> jump boost flip So jump, you tilt back basically, and

So jump, you tilt back basically, and then you front flip as you're about to

then you front flip as you're about to make contact. This is like the next

make contact. This is like the next thing you should do.

thing you should do. >> I see

>> I see >> this Jinxy, if you learn this, you

>> this Jinxy, if you learn this, you legitimately will [ __ ] everybody. Like

legitimately will [ __ ] everybody. Like >> like I legit Why? Wait, why?

>> like I legit Why? Wait, why? >> Why will I [ __ ] them though? I don't

>> Why will I [ __ ] them though? I don't understand.

understand. >> Think about like this, right? Like your

>> Think about like this, right? Like your rank operates beneath this level most of

rank operates beneath this level most of the time. Like like the balls beneath

the time. Like like the balls beneath this part of the whole map, right?

this part of the whole map, right? You're now literally playing above them.

You're now literally playing above them. Like if you learn this, you're playing

Like if you learn this, you're playing above everybody. Like you know, you play

above everybody. Like you know, you play that 1v6 and you couldn't do [ __ ] cuz

that 1v6 and you couldn't do [ __ ] cuz every time like a good player is going

every time like a good player is going to take it high and you can't even do

to take it high and you can't even do anything cuz the ball's above everybody

anything cuz the ball's above everybody up here, right?

up here, right? >> Holy, dude.

>> Holy, dude. >> Like you

>> Like you >> God, you have a

>> God, you have a >> I'm just saying the higher the rank, the

>> I'm just saying the higher the rank, the more the more of the map they can use

more the more of the map they can use and that's harder to defend. So you're

and that's harder to defend. So you're you're now you'd be operating outside of

you're now you'd be operating outside of your ranks like what they're capable of

your ranks like what they're capable of and and you get so much power as well

and and you get so much power as well and they're not going to be able to save

and they're not going to be able to save this. Like would you save that ball?

this. Like would you save that ball? Probably not cuz it's like awkward,

Probably not cuz it's like awkward, right? That's too fast. So my I'm just

right? That's too fast. So my I'm just jump

jump >> boost

>> boost >> jump tilt back boost and then front flip

>> jump tilt back boost and then front flip into the ball

into the ball >> because you're basically saying I'll be

>> because you're basically saying I'll be able to destroy golds because I'll be

able to destroy golds because I'll be able to get to the ball before them in

able to get to the ball before them in the air

the air >> and you're hitting the ball so much

>> and you're hitting the ball so much faster as well. Yeah, cuz right now

faster as well. Yeah, cuz right now >> velocity on it.

>> velocity on it. >> Yeah. And like every time right now,

>> Yeah. And like every time right now, this is what you do. Every time you have

this is what you do. Every time you have this situation, you wait for it to land

this situation, you wait for it to land and then you push it forward, right?

and then you push it forward, right? Which is like

Which is like >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> It's too It's too easy to defend now for

>> It's too It's too easy to defend now for better players. So, you have to try to

better players. So, you have to try to like if you're in the spot like just get

like if you're in the spot like just get some look how much power you can get on

some look how much power you can get on it if you if you do it right. No one's

it if you if you do it right. No one's saving this, right?

saving this, right? >> And that's like I'm doing it really

>> And that's like I'm doing it really basic, but that's just the

basic, but that's just the >> I mean, I could just rack golds with

>> I mean, I could just rack golds with this, huh?

this, huh? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. But again, like

>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. But again, like that's what I was saying off the ball.

that's what I was saying off the ball. You should practice like just tilting a

You should practice like just tilting a little bit to the left, to the right,

little bit to the left, to the right, cuz that's kind of part of it. Sometimes

cuz that's kind of part of it. Sometimes you'll jump and have to tilt like to the

you'll jump and have to tilt like to the left and then flip, right? For example.

left and then flip, right? For example. So, it's like a little a mini aerial,

So, it's like a little a mini aerial, right? You're you're you're evolving a

right? You're you're you're evolving a bit. You're trying to evolve your game a

bit. You're trying to evolve your game a bit. You can't you can't stay doing what

bit. You can't you can't stay doing what you're doing to get better.

you're doing to get better. >> I can't I I will not get better. I will

>> I can't I I will not get better. I will not get better. Yeah.

not get better. Yeah. >> But you've gotten really good, dude. I

>> But you've gotten really good, dude. I mean, you're already [ __ ] gold, so

mean, you're already [ __ ] gold, so that's already like proof of the

that's already like proof of the improvement. But I was going to say, so

improvement. But I was going to say, so just jump, tilt back, boost a bit, and

just jump, tilt back, boost a bit, and then front flip when you're about to

then front flip when you're about to make contact. Just try.

make contact. Just try. >> All right. You want me to try it?

>> All right. You want me to try it? >> Yeah, try it. Try it.

>> Yeah, try it. Try it. >> I'm going to close my stream

>> I'm going to close my stream >> and then I can screen share.

>> and then I can screen share. >> Yeah, screen share.

>> Yeah, screen share. >> Have I I don't know why I never see the

>> Have I I don't know why I never see the Elgato in here. It's like so aids. I I

Elgato in here. It's like so aids. I I don't know what happened to my screen

don't know what happened to my screen share.

share. >> I never even see the Elgato. Hey, one

>> I never even see the Elgato. Hey, one sec. He's going to see. I don't know.

sec. He's going to see. I don't know. >> Oh, my burrito is here. Nice.

>> Oh, my burrito is here. Nice. >> If you learn this, you'll be like,

>> If you learn this, you'll be like, "Yeah, this is the next step, dude. I'm

"Yeah, this is the next step, dude. I'm telling you, this is the next step."

telling you, this is the next step." >> You have that slow down, like control

>> You have that slow down, like control the ball into the net, like calm stuff

the ball into the net, like calm stuff down. I feel like you can practice

down. I feel like you can practice without the ball.

without the ball. >> Just jump, tilt back, boost a bit, and

>> Just jump, tilt back, boost a bit, and then triple. So, don't double jump. This

then triple. So, don't double jump. This is going to be the hard part. You You

is going to be the hard part. You You learned double jump too early. So now

learned double jump too early. So now you have to break that muscle memory for

you have to break that muscle memory for this.

this. So then just hold forward on your stick

So then just hold forward on your stick when you use your second jump. That's

when you use your second jump. That's going to make you front flip

before you press eight a second time. Yeah. Yeah. Before you press eight a

Yeah. Yeah. Before you press eight a second time, hold forward on your stick.

second time, hold forward on your stick. There you go. There you go. So now just

There you go. There you go. So now just boost a little bit in the air before you

boost a little bit in the air before you do it. You have a second and a half.

do it. You have a second and a half. There you go. There you go, bro. You

There you go. There you go, bro. You already got it. So now you just got to

already got it. So now you just got to do it a little higher. You can aim a

do it a little higher. You can aim a little higher. Yep. So, anything that's

little higher. Yep. So, anything that's like mid-range of the net, you should be

like mid-range of the net, you should be going for like this instead of double

going for like this instead of double jumping. That's going to be so much

jumping. That's going to be so much better.

better. >> I'll be honest, nobody in gold does

>> I'll be honest, nobody in gold does this. You're kind of right.

this. You're kind of right. >> No, I know. I was watching. So, if you

>> No, I know. I was watching. So, if you tilt your car past 90° point, you'll

tilt your car past 90° point, you'll you'll lose momentum on the flip. So,

you'll lose momentum on the flip. So, make sure you're It's a little bit

make sure you're It's a little bit complicated. You don't want to tilt your

complicated. You don't want to tilt your car past 90° in 30 seconds. So, that's

car past 90° in 30 seconds. So, that's perfect. That's perfect. You usually

perfect. That's perfect. You usually want to be about a 45°ree angle at the

want to be about a 45°ree angle at the tip of your car. I know it's some nerd

tip of your car. I know it's some nerd [ __ ] but it's like true.

It's hard to like practice cuz like I can't get him in the air.

can't get him in the air. >> You know what I mean?

>> You know what I mean? >> You could you can do this do this in the

>> You could you can do this do this in the one that was stationary. Try it in that

one that was stationary. Try it in that one.

one. >> Oh, with the training pack.

>> Oh, with the training pack. >> Uh yeah. Yeah. The one that you were

>> Uh yeah. Yeah. The one that you were doing that I said you shouldn't do.

doing that I said you shouldn't do. That's actually kind of like okay

That's actually kind of like okay practice for this. I think I think it

practice for this. I think I think it was aerial. I don't know which one it

was aerial. I don't know which one it was.

was. >> This one.

>> This one. >> Is it pro? Okay. Yeah. So this is

>> Is it pro? Okay. Yeah. So this is perfect height.

perfect height. >> Okay. Okay. Whoa.

>> Okay. Okay. Whoa. It's always going to be awkward cuz it's

It's always going to be awkward cuz it's like I I feel weird shooting these when

like I I feel weird shooting these when they're like stuck in the air like this.

they're like stuck in the air like this. So

>> what happened there? You think >> you tilted too far back?

>> you tilted too far back? >> I double jump on that.

>> I double jump on that. >> You just double jump. It's fine.

>> You just double jump. It's fine. >> [ __ ] man.

>> [ __ ] man. >> It's okay, dude. You got This is hard.

>> It's okay, dude. You got This is hard. This is like the next step, dude.

This is like the next step, dude. >> You're close. You're close. You're

>> You're close. You're close. You're You're going to get so much power when

You're going to get so much power when you hit this. By the way,

you hit this. By the way, I was watching XC stream yesterday and

I was watching XC stream yesterday and he still struggles with this. He's like

he still struggles with this. He's like diamond something.

>> Why did I limp dick? I had no power. Why was that limp dick?

was that limp dick? >> You didn't do it. Do it again. I didn't

>> You didn't do it. Do it again. I didn't see I didn't see fully.

Oh, ball came on by the way. Make sure ball came on.

There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. So,

go. There you go. So, >> that was good. That was good, Jinx. That

>> that was good. That was good, Jinx. That was good. Try to aim for the tip of your

was good. Try to aim for the tip of your car when you flip, though. Like, try to

car when you flip, though. Like, try to make Yes. Yes. Try to make contact with

make Yes. Yes. Try to make contact with the tip of your car as you flip.

the tip of your car as you flip. >> You're If you get this down, bro, you're

>> You're If you get this down, bro, you're going to cook everyone.

going to cook everyone. >> Dude, even that's good, dude. Thinky,

>> Dude, even that's good, dude. Thinky, even that's that feels good, right? Like

even that's that feels good, right? Like that I feel like you can actually score

that I feel like you can actually score off the tip of my penis, bro.

off the tip of my penis, bro. >> Yes. Yes, dude. That's that's fine.

>> Yes. Yes, dude. That's that's fine. That's fine. But try to break the double

That's fine. But try to break the double jump habit unless the ball's really

jump habit unless the ball's really high. Like double jumping is only good

high. Like double jumping is only good if the ball's really really high. Okay.

if the ball's really really high. Okay. Like this should be what you do almost

Like this should be what you do almost like 95% of the time in your ring. It

like 95% of the time in your ring. It should be this setup.

should be this setup. >> Two left.

>> So you're starting your jump a little too far back. I think is like kind of an

too far back. I think is like kind of an issue here.

There you go. A little bit better too. >> Is it? Oh, it might have been.

>> Is it? Oh, it might have been. >> Yeah. Yeah. They're

jumping a little early for this cuz you you only have a second and a half to use

you only have a second and a half to use your flip, right? So, you can jump a

your flip, right? So, you can jump a little closer to the ball.

little closer to the ball. That was close. You just tilted. You've

That was close. You just tilted. You've tilted past 90°. So, you tilted your car

tilted past 90°. So, you tilted your car too too backward

too too backward >> and then if you flip, you lose your

>> and then if you flip, you lose your momentum.

momentum. >> So, I have to keep my car facing

>> So, I have to keep my car facing forward.

forward. >> Should be Yeah, it should be mostly like

>> Should be Yeah, it should be mostly like 45° on the approach. That was almost

45° on the approach. That was almost perfect. You know, try to time your flip

perfect. You know, try to time your flip with the front of your car making

with the front of your car making contact. Like as soon as the tip of your

contact. Like as soon as the tip of your car,

car, >> too.

>> too. >> Yes. Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Okay, that helps a lot.

>> Okay, that helps a lot. >> As soon as the tip of your car makes

>> As soon as the tip of your car makes contact, just try to flip at the exact

contact, just try to flip at the exact moment your tip of your car makes

moment your tip of your car makes contact. Think of it like that.

contact. Think of it like that. >> Almost perfect. Literally almost

>> Almost perfect. Literally almost perfect.

perfect. >> That actually might have helped. Let's

>> That actually might have helped. Let's do it.

do it. >> N I know what you mean. Like I got to I

>> N I know what you mean. Like I got to I got to get over the ball.

got to get over the ball. >> Yes. And then as soon as the tip of your

>> Yes. And then as soon as the tip of your car makes contact, flip. Use your front

car makes contact, flip. Use your front flip.

Almost perfect. What What you can even try to do is like just try to hit it

try to do is like just try to hit it with your single jump aerial and then

with your single jump aerial and then once you make good contact, you can use

once you make good contact, you can use your flip. You know what I mean? Like

your flip. You know what I mean? Like you can try to add in the flip after cuz

you can try to add in the flip after cuz as soon as you can hit it with your

as soon as you can hit it with your single jump like from close,

single jump like from close, I think it's fine. You can just keep

I think it's fine. You can just keep doing this. I like I literally think you

doing this. I like I literally think you get this down and you're up to go to.

get this down and you're up to go to. You're you're going to climb like three

You're you're going to climb like three ranks.

ranks. So if I get his dab, I'm going to get

So if I get his dab, I'm going to get fly even.

fly even. >> Yes. Yes. 100%. If if you get this to

>> Yes. Yes. 100%. If if you get this to the point where like this shot right

the point where like this shot right here, you go for eight like 10 times,

here, you go for eight like 10 times, you hit it eight times.

you hit it eight times. Like even that's fine. Even that's fine.

Like even that's fine. Even that's fine. Make sure you're holding jump. By the

Make sure you're holding jump. By the way,

way, you go higher. Wait, that was better.

you go higher. Wait, that was better. >> Hold jump on what? On what?

>> Hold jump on what? On what? >> On A. So So without going for the ball

>> On A. So So without going for the ball here, Jinxy, I don't know if you know

here, Jinxy, I don't know if you know this, but if you hold jump, you go like

this, but if you hold jump, you go like a lot higher. If you tap jump, you go

a lot higher. If you tap jump, you go even go for the ball. Just tap jump.

even go for the ball. Just tap jump. like really quick tap of A and then hold

like really quick tap of A and then hold it one time. Like that's a tap and then

it one time. Like that's a tap and then hold it and you go a lot higher when you

hold it and you go a lot higher when you hold. Did you know that?

hold. Did you know that? >> Wait, what?

>> Wait, what? >> Yeah. So, hold jump on your A your A

>> Yeah. So, hold jump on your A your A press.

Yeah. Wait, I didn't tell you that. I'm a terrible coach. I'm sorry. I thought I

a terrible coach. I'm sorry. I thought I >> This entire [ __ ] time, if you

>> This entire [ __ ] time, if you hold a jump, you go higher than when you

hold a jump, you go higher than when you tap.

tap. >> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes. Try it again. Try it again. Try it

Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. Try it again. You just learned

again. Try it again. You just learned some new tech. Okay, that's good. That's

some new tech. Okay, that's good. That's good. That's good. You low key were I

good. That's good. You low key were I think you were holding it by default a

think you were holding it by default a lot of the time, so it was like fine.

lot of the time, so it was like fine. I feel like I would have noticed it.

I feel like I would have noticed it. Okay. You look like a different player

Okay. You look like a different player now. Okay.

now. Okay. People are saying I did tell him.

People are saying I did tell him. >> That's two in a row. Two in a row.

>> That's two in a row. Two in a row. >> No, I can tell you're getting higher

>> No, I can tell you're getting higher right away now.

right away now. And and you know what the best thing

And and you know what the best thing about this is? You already broke your

about this is? You already broke your double jump habit. Like I can You're not

double jump habit. Like I can You're not doing it again.

Perfect. Ji per literally perfect. And there's no there's no ball trail on

there's no there's no ball trail on that. That's the fastest you could have

that. That's the fastest you could have hit this ball. I could tell that's like

hit this ball. I could tell that's like the fastest you could have hit it.

the fastest you could have hit it. >> That's a pro shot.

>> That's a pro shot. >> Ball trail. What does that mean?

>> Ball trail. What does that mean? >> Uh this is like the OG training like of

>> Uh this is like the OG training like of the game like training pack of the game.

the game like training pack of the game. So there's no ball trails. Usually when

So there's no ball trails. Usually when you hit the ball in free play, you know

you hit the ball in free play, you know those white trails behind the ball or

those white trails behind the ball or the blue trails behind the ball

the blue trails behind the ball >> when someone hits it.

>> when someone hits it. >> Go in free play quick if you if you want

>> Go in free play quick if you if you want to see, but if you remember what I'm

to see, but if you remember what I'm talking about, you don't have to.

talking about, you don't have to. >> You know what? What did like what is

>> You know what? What did like what is that?

that? >> Go to free play.

>> Go to free play. >> Go to free play and just hit the ball.

>> Go to free play and just hit the ball. Doesn't matter at all really.

Doesn't matter at all really. See the white trail behind the ball.

See the white trail behind the ball. >> Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. I do.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I do. I do. I do. >> That's not in that training pack. So, I

>> That's not in that training pack. So, I was saying you hit that ball super fast,

was saying you hit that ball super fast, but you couldn't tell how fast you hit

but you couldn't tell how fast you hit it because there's no trails. Like, in a

it because there's no trails. Like, in a game, you can usually tell how fast the

game, you can usually tell how fast the ball's hit based on the trails. Like, if

ball's hit based on the trails. Like, if you're a pro, you can tell the

you're a pro, you can tell the difference.

difference. >> Cuz you see how it's no trails right

>> Cuz you see how it's no trails right now, but then you hit it a certain

now, but then you hit it a certain speed, like hit it a little bit faster

speed, like hit it a little bit faster than what it is right now. Like, there's

than what it is right now. Like, there's no trail right now, but if you hit it

no trail right now, but if you hit it fast, like flip into it, like boost into

fast, like flip into it, like boost into it

it >> and trails will pop up. See how trails

>> and trails will pop up. See how trails pop up? That's how you know like you hit

pop up? That's how you know like you hit it like pretty fast. Like that's close

it like pretty fast. Like that's close to like topish speed of like a basic

to like topish speed of like a basic shot. Yeah,

shot. Yeah, >> I feel you. Okay.

>> I feel you. Okay. >> So, what I'm saying is in that pack, you

>> So, what I'm saying is in that pack, you don't see the trails, but you're hit.

don't see the trails, but you're hit. You hit that shot like as fast as you

You hit that shot like as fast as you could. Like, literally, it was a perfect

could. Like, literally, it was a perfect hit.

hit. >> Ah,

>> Ah, >> go here. Yeah.

>> go here. Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. You ready?

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. You ready? Squish. Watch this now.

Squish. Watch this now. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> That's not even bad. You're jumping too early, but that's not even bad. Like,

early, but that's not even bad. Like, that's still a good hit,

>> son. Even that you scored it in game, right? Like if you don't get a flip, you

right? Like if you don't get a flip, you still score it.

>> Like, bro, no one's [ __ ] with this squish. I like brother.

squish. I like brother. >> No, dude. Dude, this is crazy

>> No, dude. Dude, this is crazy improvement already. Like, this is this

improvement already. Like, this is this is not an easy like thing to

is not an easy like thing to >> Nobody's [ __ ] with the kid.

>> Nobody's [ __ ] with the kid. >> Nobody's [ __ ] with the kid.

>> Nobody's [ __ ] with the kid. >> Chad, nobody's [ __ ] with the kid.

>> Chad, nobody's [ __ ] with the kid. >> I was glazing you earlier and people

>> I was glazing you earlier and people were getting mad at me for glazing. It's

were getting mad at me for glazing. It's like, I can't glaze anymore. It's like,

like, I can't glaze anymore. It's like, >> bro. All right, squish. Legitimately no

>> bro. All right, squish. Legitimately no glaze. How good is my improvement? One

glaze. How good is my improvement? One to 10.

to 10. >> This is my third week.

>> This is my third week. >> From the start. From the start, dude.

>> From the start. From the start, dude. Insane, man. [ __ ] ins, dude. You You

Insane, man. [ __ ] ins, dude. You You were lit. I remember watching a clip of

were lit. I remember watching a clip of you circling the ball like literally 12

you circling the ball like literally 12 times your first day playing like and

times your first day playing like and missing it every time. Like I also saw

missing it every time. Like I also saw it today. You did kind of like

it today. You did kind of like >> Did you see that shot?

>> Did you see that shot? >> Did you [ __ ] see that?

>> Did you [ __ ] see that? >> It'll show replay. It'll show replay.

>> It'll show replay. It'll show replay. Watch the shot. Squishy, watch. Squishy,

Watch the shot. Squishy, watch. Squishy, watch. Look,

watch. Look, >> that's what you told me, dude.

>> that's what you told me, dude. >> Yeah, that's perfect. That's perfect.

>> Yeah, that's perfect. That's perfect. So, the only only thing you could do

So, the only only thing you could do slightly better is try to like hit it

slightly better is try to like hit it with the tip of your car cuz that's

with the tip of your car cuz that's going to be like a little bit faster.

going to be like a little bit faster. But

But >> against the people you're playing

>> against the people you're playing against, it's going to work. Like,

against, it's going to work. Like, that's going to work. How do I skip?

that's going to work. How do I skip? >> Uh,

>> Uh, okay. I guess I don't have it in this

okay. I guess I don't have it in this cuz it's not a regular path. You can

cuz it's not a regular path. You can just let it go. You just skip like that.

Yeah, make sure ball cam though cuz it it is kind of a little easier in a way

it is kind of a little easier in a way without ball cam in this. You want to

without ball cam in this. You want to make it a little harder for yourself.

make it a little harder for yourself. I know what you mean. I know what you

I know what you mean. I know what you mean though,

mean though, >> bro. This is like crack that you taught

>> bro. This is like crack that you taught me this. I'm not going to lie,

me this. I'm not going to lie, >> dude. It's going to make the game so

>> dude. It's going to make the game so much more fun. Like like you know,

much more fun. Like like you know, everyone it feels like everyone's always

everyone it feels like everyone's always above you and you're just waiting for

above you and you're just waiting for the ball to come down.

the ball to come down. >> Bro, that [ __ ] is dumb.

>> Bro, that [ __ ] is dumb. >> You're going for the ball now. Like

>> You're going for the ball now. Like you're you're going to go for it. Cuz

you're you're going to go for it. Cuz bro,

bro, >> you have to

>> you have to >> You have to be confident and what I did.

>> You have to be confident and what I did. >> Like when someone was above me, this is

>> Like when someone was above me, this is what I would do. Ready? I would wait for

what I would do. Ready? I would wait for them to like

them to like >> and I would go like this.

>> and I would go like this. >> Yeah. Like Olympic. Yeah. Yeah. Olympic

>> Yeah. Like Olympic. Yeah. Yeah. Olympic do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. No one just

>> Yeah. No one just >> I know, bro.

>> No. My bad, Squishy. My bad, baby. >> No. No. You're good. You're good. You're

>> No. No. You're good. You're good. You're good. Yeah. You're good.

>> I'm learning something right now. I I don't want to play yet. I'm learning

don't want to play yet. I'm learning something.

something. >> Oh, this is huge, dude. This is huge to

>> Oh, this is huge, dude. This is huge to learn.

learn. >> [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] >> Dude, what you just did was good. You

>> Dude, what you just did was good. You see how you turn left? No. No. You see

see how you turn left? No. No. You see you turn your stick left a bit to like

you turn your stick left a bit to like recorrect for the ball. That's you like

recorrect for the ball. That's you like just learning the game. Like you

just learning the game. Like you literally just figuring it out.

literally just figuring it out. >> That's perfect. Like your brain your

>> That's perfect. Like your brain your brain is trying to [ __ ] figure it

brain is trying to [ __ ] figure it out.

out. >> It's learning. It's learning.

>> It's learning. It's learning. >> So get above it a little more. This

>> So get above it a little more. This one's hard. This one's tough because

one's hard. This one's tough because it's a little higher. So it's actually

it's a little higher. So it's actually like This is a pretty tough one to get

like This is a pretty tough one to get above.

That's fine. That's fine. >> No one's saving that, brother. There's

>> No one's saving that, brother. There's not a single goal that is saving that.

not a single goal that is saving that. >> That's what I'm saying.

>> That's what I'm saying. >> That's what I'm saying. Let it out,

>> That's what I'm saying. Let it out, dude.

dude. >> That in the mic or not?

>> That in the mic or not? >> I did. I didn't hear it. I wish I did.

>> I did. I didn't hear it. I wish I did. >> Chad, did you hear that in the mic?

>> Chad, did you hear that in the mic? >> You're looking damn good. You're looking

>> You're looking damn good. You're looking damn good out there, bro.

damn good out there, bro. >> You're looking damn good, bro.

>> You're getting it. You're getting it. >> Squishy. No one is saving that in my

>> Squishy. No one is saving that in my rank. Nobody, bro. Holy [ __ ] bro. I

rank. Nobody, bro. Holy [ __ ] bro. I feel like Rock Lee when he took the

feel like Rock Lee when he took the ankle weights off. No one is saving

ankle weights off. No one is saving that, Jack. Nobody. Like, bro, y'all see

that, Jack. Nobody. Like, bro, y'all see my opponent, chat.

my opponent, chat. >> Yes. Yes. No. No. You're If you hit If

>> Yes. Yes. No. No. You're If you hit If you hit this in game, it's it's it's

you hit this in game, it's it's it's wrapped, bro. That's

wrapped, bro. That's >> nobody no one that,

>> nobody no one that, >> bro. That's as fast as you can hit it,

>> bro. That's as fast as you can hit it, by the way, with your ass. Like you can

by the way, with your ass. Like you can literally do the asky shot. It's so

literally do the asky shot. It's so good.

good. >> Oh, I missed. I'm missing it.

>> Oh, I missed. I'm missing it. >> Dude, this is why this game is so

>> Dude, this is why this game is so [ __ ] fun though cuz like you like

[ __ ] fun though cuz like you like you're adding new layers of what you

you're adding new layers of what you >> brother. Yes.

>> brother. Yes. >> Perfect. That's so you see how you hit

>> Perfect. That's so you see how you hit the tip of your car like perfect.

the tip of your car like perfect. Everything about that was perfect.

Everything about that was perfect. >> Brother, yes,

>> bro. I want to get a bar down so bad, >> bro. And then you know what you should

>> bro. And then you know what you should learn? What? You should learn what Joe

learn? What? You should learn what Joe was doing yesterday against you.

was doing yesterday against you. >> That dribble he was doing. Joe, you

>> That dribble he was doing. Joe, you played Joe yesterday, right? Joe Bart,

played Joe yesterday, right? Joe Bart, >> bro. Joe finger blasted me, dude. Yeah.

>> bro. Joe finger blasted me, dude. Yeah. >> Yeah, he finger blasted, but he was

>> Yeah, he finger blasted, but he was spamming one move and it was just he

spamming one move and it was just he dribbled on his head, basic dribble

dribbled on his head, basic dribble forward, and then just flicked. And you

forward, and then just flicked. And you can learn that easily. You can learn

can learn that easily. You can learn that.

that. I promise you. Like, that's the next

I promise you. Like, that's the next thing that we should we should learn

thing that we should we should learn that. And I have like a really easy way

that. And I have like a really easy way for you to beat every single opponent

for you to beat every single opponent doing that. So, you know how he was

doing that. So, you know how he was flicking? You could literally just

flicking? You could literally just double jumping and your rank will get

double jumping and your rank will get [ __ ] every time doing that. Like you

[ __ ] every time doing that. Like you you have it in your head and you just

you have it in your head and you just double jump. It'll go over everybody.

double jump. It'll go over everybody. >> [ __ ]

>> [ __ ] So have it balance on my head and double

So have it balance on my head and double jump.

jump. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you have to still

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you have to still get better at balance.

get better at balance. >> Train me like tomorrow. Like we do a

>> Train me like tomorrow. Like we do a whole like hour.

whole like hour. >> Can we do When will you be on? Cuz I I

>> Can we do When will you be on? Cuz I I have R 6 at 7.

have R 6 at 7. >> Oh,

>> Oh, >> I think I could do it like No, it's

>> I think I could do it like No, it's fine. I could do it like Are you on at

fine. I could do it like Are you on at 4? You're on at 4, right?

4? You're on at 4, right? >> Yes, I'll be on at 4. I'll be on like

>> Yes, I'll be on at 4. I'll be on like What time you got to go for RCS?

What time you got to go for RCS? >> At like 7:15, I think it is. Our first

>> At like 7:15, I think it is. Our first match. I could be there for as long as

match. I could be there for as long as you want, bro. I can help you.

you want, bro. I can help you. >> Okay. Okay. So, so you want to train at

>> Okay. Okay. So, so you want to train at like 4:30, maybe 5.

like 4:30, maybe 5. >> Sure, bro. Dude, whenever. Whenever. Let

>> Sure, bro. Dude, whenever. Whenever. Let me know. I'll be there. I'm on the whole

me know. I'll be there. I'm on the whole I'm literally streaming for like 10

I'm literally streaming for like 10 hours tomorrow.

hours tomorrow. >> Okay. Word to Bro, I'm going to go join

>> Okay. Word to Bro, I'm going to go join this guardic thing cuz I I told Ron I'm

this guardic thing cuz I I told Ron I'm a joy. But, bro, let's lock in. Like,

a joy. But, bro, let's lock in. Like, I'm down to train every day this week,

I'm down to train every day this week, bro. Dead ass for like at least an hour,

bro. Dead ass for like at least an hour, >> dude. Yeah. Yeah. Let me know. I'll be

>> dude. Yeah. Yeah. Let me know. I'll be there, bro.

there, bro. >> Cuz this [ __ ] like that was addicting

>> Cuz this [ __ ] like that was addicting when I was getting that. You know what

when I was getting that. You know what I'm saying,

I'm saying, >> dude? I I want to make you the best gold

>> dude? I I want to make you the best gold known to mankind. Like I have all the I

known to mankind. Like I have all the I have all the little things that you can

have all the little things that you can learn now.

learn now. >> All right, squishers. I'mma see you

>> All right, squishers. I'mma see you tomorrow. I'mma train like bro. I'm

tomorrow. I'mma train like bro. I'm going train as much as possible. All

going train as much as possible. All right.

right. >> Of course. I'll be there. Let me know.

>> Of course. I'll be there. Let me know. Okay.

Okay. >> All right. Squish. Peace.

>> All right. Squish. Peace. >> Later, buddy.

>> Later, buddy. >> Chat. GG's, bro.

>> Chat. GG's, bro. GG's. Invite Squishy. Chat. Squishy.

GG's. Invite Squishy. Chat. Squishy. Squishy does not know any of them, dude.

Squishy does not know any of them, dude. None of them know Squishy. it like bro

None of them know Squishy. it like bro garlic phone is a game where you have to

garlic phone is a game where you have to like know lore about people and troll

like know lore about people and troll them chat squ like squishy just got to

them chat squ like squishy just got to be like the odd man out he's going to

be like the odd man out he's going to feel awkward bro he's going to feel

feel awkward bro he's going to feel uncomfortable bro

uncomfortable bro you don't just add [ __ ] bro chat none

you don't just add [ __ ] bro chat none of them have ever even met him before

of them have ever even met him before that's weird introduce are you guys

that's weird introduce are you guys [ __ ] trolling me chat guarded phone

[ __ ] trolling me chat guarded phone is a game

is a game where like you have to know like jokes

where like you have to know like jokes about the person. They don't like

about the person. They don't like they've never met him before. Oh, guys,

they've never met him before. Oh, guys, here's my friend Squishy. Now, insult

here's my friend Squishy. Now, insult him. Like, bro, chat, are y'all are

him. Like, bro, chat, are y'all are y'all trolling? Like, bro, we could do

y'all trolling? Like, bro, we could do Guardic phone with a bunch of Rocket

Guardic phone with a bunch of Rocket League people.

All right, y'all have never played Gardic Phone.

I'm not explaining this again. >> Yo, what was that? Yo.

>> Yo, what was that? Yo. >> Hey. How you doing, bro?

>> Hey. How you doing, bro? >> What is good? Yo, what is good, guys?

>> Uh, how we doing, bro? >> Hello. Am I muted?

>> Hello. Am I muted? >> Hello, Mr. Jinxy.

>> Hello, Mr. Jinxy. >> Hey, cutie. What is up?

>> Hey, cutie. What is up? >> This is good, guys.

>> This is good, guys. >> Hey,

>> Hey, >> not much. Just playing some games with

>> not much. Just playing some games with my buddies.

my buddies. >> So, um,

>> So, um, >> this is good.

>> this is good. >> Okay, so we got six people, right? We

>> Okay, so we got six people, right? We got six.

>> More. You You got You got any more people? Any friends you want to add?

people? Any friends you want to add? Anyone? It could be anyone.

Anyone? It could be anyone. >> Yeah. Okay. I have a guy.

>> Yeah. Okay. I have a guy. >> I don't have friends. I'm cooworkers.

>> I don't have friends. I'm cooworkers. >> Y'all don't know him.

>> Y'all don't know him. >> Join up.

>> Join up. >> No, it's fine.

>> No, it's fine. >> Join up,

>> Join up, >> bro. But y'all don't like

>> bro. But y'all don't like >> We're six, but we're six.

>> We're six, but we're six. >> Isn't this gameplay we know each other

>> Isn't this gameplay we know each other so that we can type something about each

so that we can type something about each other that's relevant? Otherwise, chat

other that's relevant? Otherwise, chat won't laugh. It's not funny.

won't laugh. It's not funny. >> That's what I said. Yes, that's what I

>> That's what I said. Yes, that's what I said. Thank you. Thank you, chat. Thank

said. Thank you. Thank you, chat. Thank you. That's what I said, bro.

>> Okay. Who are you adding, Ron? >> Let's see if I can get clicks.

>> Let's see if I can get clicks. >> Okay,

>> Okay, >> that'll be funny with you.

>> that'll be funny with you. >> All right, I'll text Kai.

>> All right, I'll text Kai. >> So, we got All right. So, we got six

>> So, we got All right. So, we got six people. And who is SK? Is Sketch? If you

people. And who is SK? Is Sketch? If you join, we have seven.

join, we have seven. >> I'm in here. I'm in here.

>> I'm in here. I'm in here. >> Not inviting high, bro.

>> Not inviting high, bro. >> Okay, we could invite Hiv. Yes, could

>> Okay, we could invite Hiv. Yes, could invite high. I'd rather I'd rather eat

invite high. I'd rather I'd rather eat [ __ ] rocks,

[ __ ] rocks, >> bro. What? Hi, Vice. You hear this guy?

>> bro. What? Hi, Vice. You hear this guy? Okay, so we got Sketch in here. We got

Okay, so we got Sketch in here. We got X. We got QT. Wait, who is um the

X. We got QT. Wait, who is um the backpack with the shirt? Who is that?

backpack with the shirt? Who is that? It's not loading.

It's not loading. >> Matt Maddie, is that what you're saying?

>> Matt Maddie, is that what you're saying? >> Yeah. But you know, Matt,

>> Yeah. But you know, Matt, >> what's his name? Maui.

>> what's his name? Maui. >> We need people. You know, I was trying

>> We need people. You know, I was trying to get my guy. Mi, how we doing? How we

to get my guy. Mi, how we doing? How we all doing? You know what I'm saying? My

all doing? You know what I'm saying? My name is Matt. It's real. Nice to meet

name is Matt. It's real. Nice to meet y'all, man.

y'all, man. >> Bro,

>> Bro, >> let's go. What up, M?

>> let's go. What up, M? >> Yo,

>> Yo, J.

J. >> Huh?

>> Huh? >> Then who's

>> Then who's JC? You need to lo,

JC? You need to lo, >> bro. X, I can't understand what you

>> bro. X, I can't understand what you talking about. I can't understand. What?

talking about. I can't understand. What? >> You need to join the lobby. Join the

>> You need to join the lobby. Join the lobby. Don't leak it though. Don't leak

lobby. Don't leak it though. Don't leak it.

it. >> All right. Don't link it when you're in

>> All right. Don't link it when you're in it.

it. >> Wait, I leaked it. I leaked it. I'm

>> Wait, I leaked it. I leaked it. I'm going to deaf it. I'm calling Click.

going to deaf it. I'm calling Click. Okay. I didn't leak it.

Okay. I didn't leak it. >> No, you didn't. Did you? Did you

>> No, you didn't. Did you? Did you actually? No. No. No. I didn't leak it.

actually? No. No. No. I didn't leak it. I did not leak it. I did not leak it.

I did not leak it. I did not leak it. Bro, I haven't played this game in like

Bro, I haven't played this game in like a year, dude.

a year, dude. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> My

>> My Wait, we got

Wait, we got >> Yeah, we ready. We ready.

>> Yeah, we ready. We ready. >> All right, let's do

>> All right, let's do one.

one. >> Okay,

>> Okay, >> let's do a Is Matt Is Matty too already?

>> let's do a Is Matt Is Matty too already? >> Wait, I'm about to fart.

>> Wait, I'm about to fart. >> He's in the call. That's what I said,

>> He's in the call. That's what I said, too. We can start.

too. We can start. >> That's the new guy,

>> That's the new guy, >> Chad. There's no way the mic did not

>> Chad. There's no way the mic did not pick that one up. I just sharted in

pick that one up. I just sharted in there.

there. >> Wait, then who's Moxy? Wait, there's a

>> Wait, then who's Moxy? Wait, there's a >> Wait, I leaked. What do you mean?

>> Wait, I leaked. What do you mean? >> Loud. Loud.

>> Loud. Loud. >> Hello.

>> Hello. >> I leaked. What did I leak?

>> I leaked. What did I leak? >> What?

>> What? >> Doesn't matter. Where? I don't think

>> Doesn't matter. Where? I don't think anybody can join.

anybody can join. >> Write in a sentence. Okay.

>> Write in a sentence. Okay. >> All right. So, wait. Okay. Okay. I know

>> All right. So, wait. Okay. Okay. I know how to play. I know how to play. All

how to play. I know how to play. All right. All right.

Uh, >> come on.

>> Okay. >> Uh, I have to write seven sentences

>> Uh, I have to write seven sentences or no, no. Okay. Okay. Yo, y'all write

or no, no. Okay. Okay. Yo, y'all write your sentences, bro.

your sentences, bro. >> A full sentence or like a thing to

>> A full sentence or like a thing to write.

write. >> I wrote just give me,

>> I wrote just give me, >> bro. Write a whole sentence and then

>> bro. Write a whole sentence and then >> I'm going to I'm going to I'm writing

>> I'm going to I'm going to I'm writing something. I'm writing. So I'm just I'm

something. I'm writing. So I'm just I'm just

just >> Write a whole sentence then click. Yes.

>> Write a whole sentence then click. Yes. >> Oh my god. This is terrible.

>> Oh my god. This is terrible. >> I was on a block of and flicked on. Bro,

>> I was on a block of and flicked on. Bro, >> I don't know. It's a drawing game. It's

>> I don't know. It's a drawing game. It's a drawing game. Have fun with it. Have

a drawing game. Have fun with it. Have fun with it.

fun with it. >> First of all, I pop it off. Jack,

>> First of all, I pop it off. Jack, >> who who this

>> who who this >> Are we not supposed to read this? Are we

>> Are we not supposed to read this? Are we not supposed to read this?

not supposed to read this? >> Don't read it. Don't read it. Don't read

>> Don't read it. Don't read it. Don't read it.

Not bad. Put this.

Put this. >> Are words allowed? Are words allowed?

>> Are words allowed? Are words allowed? >> Not really, but you can do it if you

>> Not really, but you can do it if you want to.

>> Yo, what's going on, guys? I'm here. >> Hello.

>> Hello. >> What up? How are you doing?

>> What up? How are you doing? >> Fantastic. Now,

>> Fantastic. Now, >> why did you send me that message?

>> why did you send me that message? Shh. I'm locked in.

Wait, that looks like a thing.

thing. >> That looks like a penis.

>> That looks like a penis. Okay.

Okay. >> Oh,

this is good. I don't know what cutter it was, chat. What cutter was it, Chad?

it was, chat. What cutter was it, Chad? What cutter?

What cutter? What cutter, chat? What cutter?

>> Nice right here. This is nice. >> I did it. I did it. Okay. Nice. Nice.

>> I did it. I did it. Okay. Nice. Nice. Okay. Okay.

>> Nice. Nice. >> How do you know which Oh, the timer.

>> How do you know which Oh, the timer. Look at the top right. Look at the top

Look at the top right. Look at the top right.

right. >> This is good. This is [ __ ] Chad

>> This is good. This is [ __ ] Chad probably had a wing, too.

I'm draw I'm drawing, dude. I'm trying to misinterpret.

to misinterpret. >> Okay. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm

>> Okay. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

done. Okay. Okay. I'm done. I'm done. Chad,

Okay. Okay. I'm done. I'm done. Chad, that's good. That is good.

>> Uh, that is good. >> Okay guys, only only 5 seconds left. 5

>> Okay guys, only only 5 seconds left. 5 seconds left, guys.

seconds left, guys. >> 5 seconds left.

>> 5 seconds left. And it's the only things the only thing

And it's the only things the only thing that's going to fit is the is the

that's going to fit is the is the square. Or is it the whole thing,

square. Or is it the whole thing, >> bro? What?ident. There we go.

>> bro? What?ident. There we go. >> This is not bad.

>> This is not bad. >> There's a there's a line on my thing.

>> There's a there's a line on my thing. >> What?

>> What? >> Like a note card?

>> Like a note card? >> Okay. Wait.

>> Okay. Wait. >> Now it's my turn to describe this scene.

>> Who drew this? >> Who drew this, bro?

>> Who drew this, bro? >> Wait, I think I can. Is that

>> Wait, I think I can. Is that >> That's actually really good. That's

>> That's actually really good. That's actually really That's pretty artistic.

actually really That's pretty artistic. >> Can we Can we all see the same thing?

>> Can we Can we all see the same thing? >> Uh,

>> Uh, >> do we all see the blue headset guy

>> do we all see the blue headset guy grabbing? No. No. No. No. No. No. What

grabbing? No. No. No. No. No. No. What are you talking?

are you talking? >> Do we all see the blue headset guy?

>> Do we all see the blue headset guy? >> That's why we're not No. Are you deaf?

>> That's why we're not No. Are you deaf? Are you deaf? Are you deaf? You hear me?

Are you deaf? Are you deaf? You hear me? >> Ladies, ladies, ladies. Ladies, no need

>> Ladies, ladies, ladies. Ladies, no need to fight.

to fight. >> So, we don't say anything that we're

>> So, we don't say anything that we're doing, right?

doing, right? >> Oh, I got it.

>> Oh, I got it. >> Oh my.

>> Oh my. I got it. I got it. I see.

I got it. I got it. I see. >> Guys, I might have cooked this for all

>> Guys, I might have cooked this for all of us.

of us. >> Uh,

>> Uh, >> I'm not gonna lie. Actually, you see, I

>> I'm not gonna lie. Actually, you see, I wrote something bad, bro. I'm sorry. I

wrote something bad, bro. I'm sorry. I just I had nothing on the bottom of my

just I had nothing on the bottom of my head. Right.

head. Right. >> Just Just save it. Save me. Okay. Next

>> Just Just save it. Save me. Okay. Next time.

time. >> Oh god. Okay.

>> Oh, I know. I was never going to school. Like,

Like, >> I understand the game, dude.

NYC education game. Y'all got me doing this, bro. I'm co

I can do this. That's good,

bro. My brain is >> bro. Inch feet. Same thing, bro.

>> A complete sentence. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Come on. We go to school.

>> Come on. We go to school. >> Okay. Should we deafen during this round

>> Okay. Should we deafen during this round or what do you guys think?

or what do you guys think? >> What should we do during this round?

>> What should we do during this round? Y

Y wait, you hear me?

wait, you hear me? >> Yes. You're so [ __ ]

>> Yes. You're so [ __ ] >> Yes, bro. Your mic is loud, dude.

>> Yes, bro. Your mic is loud, dude. >> Your mic booming.

>> Your mic booming. >> Oh, you didn't just tell me that, dude.

>> Oh, you didn't just tell me that, dude. >> Sorry. Sorry. But it's booming. It's

>> Sorry. Sorry. But it's booming. It's booming.

booming. >> Come on. What's the vibes here, dude?

>> Come on. What's the vibes here, dude? >> Dude, I'm locked in.

>> Dude, I'm locked in. >> I don't know if we're supposed to talk

>> I don't know if we're supposed to talk or not.

or not. >> We're supposed to talk. Yeah, I don't

>> We're supposed to talk. Yeah, I don't know if we're supposed to talk during

know if we're supposed to talk during this.

this. >> Can you drive the bus?

>> Can you drive the bus? >> I think we're just all trying to get to

>> I think we're just all trying to get to know each other in a friendly way.

know each other in a friendly way. Okay.

>> So, who do you guys have a crush on? >> My girlfriend Boba.

>> My girlfriend Boba. >> Good answer, dude.

>> Good answer, dude. >> My girlfriend Ivy.

>> My girlfriend Ivy. >> God freak.

>> God freak. >> How' you guys meet?

>> How' you guys meet? >> Um, Moxy at gunpoint.

>> Um, Moxy at gunpoint. >> I'm gonna touch you. What?

>> I'm gonna touch you. What? >> No, you won't.

>> No, you won't. >> Okay, this is perfect. Like, this is

>> Okay, this is perfect. Like, this is literally perfect.

literally perfect. This is good.

This is good. >> This is perfect. Like, this is perfect.

>> This is perfect. Like, this is perfect. It's fine.

It's fine. >> What is What is this?

>> What is What is this? >> Oh my god, I know this one.

>> Oh my god, I know this one. >> Wait, no way somebody drew this. I'm

>> Wait, no way somebody drew this. I'm talking about [ __ ] No way somebody

talking about [ __ ] No way somebody drew this. What?

drew this. What? >> Bro, you guys are ass at drawing.

>> That's That's not me. I'm very artistic. >> All right. Huh?

>> All right. Huh? >> I got that instantly, man. That's so

>> I got that instantly, man. That's so like, bro, if one of y'all actually drew

like, bro, if one of y'all actually drew this, I'm legitimately impressed. I'm

this, I'm legitimately impressed. I'm not kidding. That is insane.

not kidding. That is insane. >> What is the

>> What is the What?

What? What am I looking at?

What am I looking at? >> Oh, sorry. Oh, wait. Chad, y'all right.

>> Oh, sorry. Oh, wait. Chad, y'all right. >> What?

>> What? >> Totally too far.

>> Totally too far. >> All right. This is

>> All right. This is >> What is this?

>> What is this? >> How is this possible?

>> How is this possible? So, I'm supposed to draw like the

So, I'm supposed to draw like the sentence.

>> Where have you been? >> Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes. >> Bro, are you playing the same game?

>> Bro, are you playing the same game? >> Okay, chat. Don't be weird, bro.

>> Okay, chat. Don't be weird, bro. >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> How would I just How would I describe

>> How would I just How would I describe this person? Someone give me help.

Okay, this is this is going to be hard to write.

to write. >> Lock in, little guy.

What do you mean too skinny? Shut up. What do you mean too skinny?

Cat, that is that is not what you think it is. I'm That is not what is that is

it is. I'm That is not what is that is what you think it is. That's a measuring

what you think it is. That's a measuring stick.

stick. >> I mean, that is good, dude.

>> I mean, that is good, dude. Oh, [ __ ]

Oh, [ __ ] >> That is good.

That is good, >> chat. There's legitimately no way I'm

>> chat. There's legitimately no way I'm not drawing a beep. Shut the [ __ ] up.

not drawing a beep. Shut the [ __ ] up. >> 5 seconds.

>> 5 seconds. >> 5 seconds. 5 seconds.

>> 5 seconds. 5 seconds. >> No, wait. 5 seconds.

>> No, wait. 5 seconds. >> 10. 10. Like realistically 10 seconds.

>> 10. 10. Like realistically 10 seconds. >> No, that's not what it is. It's a ruler.

>> No, that's not what it is. It's a ruler. >> Okay, this is good.

>> Okay, this is good. This is good. This is good.

>> So, at the end of these seven rounds, it's like it all gets revealed right at

it's like it all gets revealed right at one.

one. >> Yeah. Yeah. And it tells you who draws

>> Yeah. Yeah. And it tells you who draws what. Who draw what.

what. Who draw what. What the is this?

What the is this? >> What is this?

>> Cupcake. >> Oh.

>> Oh. >> Uh.

This is hard, bro. >> This gets serious, y'all.

>> This gets serious, y'all. It's going to get serious real soon.

It's going to get serious real soon. >> Okay. I I'm doing good, dude.

>> Okay. I I'm doing good, dude. I think I've got all

I think I've got all >> the puddles. All right, I can I can add

>> the puddles. All right, I can I can add that. No, no, I think the timer is long

that. No, no, I think the timer is long enough. It's It's standard.

enough. It's It's standard. >> No, I think we go shorter. X. No,

>> No, I think we go shorter. X. No, >> listen. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Before you

>> listen. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Before you play, before you play Listen,

play, before you play Listen, >> no. That was good. That was good. You

>> no. That was good. That was good. You think it's

think it's >> No taking it too serious. You know,

>> No taking it too serious. You know, everyone smile. Everyone have a good

everyone smile. Everyone have a good time. You know what I'm saying? Everyone

time. You know what I'm saying? Everyone enjoyed our Let's go. Let's go play.

enjoyed our Let's go. Let's go play. >> Yes. Let's go. Yes.

>> Yes. Let's go. Yes. >> Drop.

>> Drop. >> Wait. So, wait. Wait. What's about to

>> Wait. So, wait. Wait. What's about to happen? What's about to happen? Like

happen? What's about to happen? Like it's about to show all of them.

it's about to show all of them. >> I'm I'm about to roll the drawings one

>> I'm I'm about to roll the drawings one at a time.

at a time. >> So it's going to tell from XQC.

>> So it's going to tell from XQC. >> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh X. Okay.

>> Oh X. Okay. >> He said

>> He said >> Jinx. He's sucking at DL.

>> Jinx. He's sucking at DL. >> He's sucking at DL.

>> I couldn't finish. I couldn't finish. >> What you mean you couldn't finish?

>> What you mean you couldn't finish? That's insane.

That's insane. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.

>> Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. >> Is what I drew. Yo.

>> Is what I drew. Yo. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Why is my head gigantic?

>> Why is my head gigantic? >> Z.

>> Z. >> Hey,

>> that's pretty good, right? That's pretty good. It's pretty good.

good. It's pretty good. >> Oh, is it like telephone? Is it like

>> Oh, is it like telephone? Is it like telephone?

>> Guys, I told you this is a oneup run. We're just getting used to it with one

We're just getting used to it with one another. You know what I mean?

another. You know what I mean? >> We're just getting used to it. You know,

>> We're just getting used to it. You know, >> stable trying to lose weight. Lose

>> stable trying to lose weight. Lose weight.

weight. >> Okay. Bet. All right. Bet. All right.

>> Okay. Bet. All right. Bet. All right. All right. All right. Now, all right.

All right. All right. Now, all right. So, now

So, now >> Oh, I thought he was grabbing what? It's

>> Oh, I thought he was grabbing what? It's a treadmill.

a treadmill. >> Damn it, Jinxy.

>> Damn it, Jinxy. >> I thought he was grabbing boobs.

>> I thought he was grabbing boobs. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. >> Oh, wait. It still works out though.

>> Oh, wait. It still works out though. >> That's what

>> That's what >> Ronaldo touching girlfriends, but can

>> Ronaldo touching girlfriends, but can she's far?

she's far? >> Oh,

big boom strip. >> Oh, okay. I see. Wow.

>> Oh, okay. I see. Wow. >> So, it gets further and further away

>> So, it gets further and further away from the original one. I see it gets

from the original one. I see it gets further and further away.

further and further away. >> Spongebob smoking a fat split. A fat

>> Spongebob smoking a fat split. A fat split.

split. >> Okay. Who's that going?

>> Okay. Who's that going? >> Yeah, I hear like the voice over. Can we

>> Yeah, I hear like the voice over. Can we mute that?

mute that? >> Doodle Bob smoking weed. Smoking weed.

>> Doodle Bob smoking weed. Smoking weed. >> Can somebody mute that voice over?

>> Can somebody mute that voice over? >> Yeah, I think that's mad.

>> Yeah, I think that's mad. >> Yi,

>> Yi, >> you're on speaker phone.

>> you're on speaker phone. >> Nice sketch. You got it. Good [ __ ]

>> Nice sketch. You got it. Good [ __ ] Sketch. was a good one. That's a good

Sketch. was a good one. That's a good one.

one. >> Thank you.

>> Thank you. >> Damn it, cutie. How did you do that?

>> Damn it, cutie. How did you do that? >> That's pretty good.

>> That's pretty good. >> Thank you,

>> Thank you, >> Cutie. You're actually good at drawing

>> Cutie. You're actually good at drawing these.

these. >> Thank you.

>> Thank you. >> Actually, it has background and

>> Actually, it has background and everything.

everything. >> Wow, that's like good.

>> Wow, that's like good. >> That's pretty good.

>> That's pretty good. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Wow.

>> Wow. >> What is G2C? What is G2C?

>> What is G2C? What is G2C? >> Oh,

>> Oh, okay. I [ __ ] this up.

okay. I [ __ ] this up. >> I'm assuming it's a weapon.

What is that? A beer? I don't

I don't >> No, I was I thought it was a bridge. I

>> No, I was I thought it was a bridge. I thought he was opening a bridge.

thought he was opening a bridge. >> Oh, I thought it was a trick shot. I

>> Oh, I thought it was a trick shot. I thought it was

thought it was >> That's what I thought. That's what I

>> That's what I thought. That's what I thought it was.

thought it was. >> I thought it was a du.

>> Good drawing, X. That was good. Is it? >> Okay, man.

>> Okay, man. >> Yo, is my mic still loud,

>> Yo, is my mic still loud, bro?

>> Thought I was des. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Okay. So, no more warm up. It's all

>> Okay. So, no more warm up. It's all good. If you want to go, it's all good.

good. If you want to go, it's all good. It's all good,

It's all good, >> bro. I don't know the lore of this X. I

>> bro. I don't know the lore of this X. I don't know the lore. I I I couldn't I

don't know the lore. I I I couldn't I couldn't think of anything. I'm sorry. I

couldn't think of anything. I'm sorry. I couldn't think of anything.

couldn't think of anything. >> I Moxy freaking ruined it.

>> I Moxy freaking ruined it. How did I ruin it?

How did I ruin it? >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Oh, I didn't.

>> Oh, I didn't. >> Oh, really?

>> Oh, really? >> Dude, no, but I didn't know the lore. I

>> Dude, no, but I didn't know the lore. I didn't know the lore.

didn't know the lore. >> Okay,

>> it's good. It's good. It's good. >> He's He's censored. He censored it.

>> He's He's censored. He censored it. >> I was What? I didn't try to draw a

>> I was What? I didn't try to draw a wiener.

>> I didn't know I didn't delete that. >> Ah, bro. X. You're too good. X.

>> Ah, bro. X. You're too good. X. >> How did we get to a Super Bowl, bro?

>> How did we get to a Super Bowl, bro? >> What does man P What does What does man

>> What does man P What does What does man P mean?

>> Oh, bad. >> Whoa.

>> Whoa. >> What?

>> What? >> Oh, this is where I come in.

>> Oh, this is where I come in. >> This is where I come in. Right here.

>> This is where I come in. Right here. Nice.

>> We're on topic. He is crazy.

>> All right. >> Sorry.

>> Sorry. >> This is not my fault at all. This is

>> This is not my fault at all. This is what I was fed.

what I was fed. >> Good drawing. Good drawing.

>> Good drawing. Good drawing. >> Good.

>> Good. >> This is what I was fed. You might have

>> This is what I was fed. You might have to hide it.

to hide it. >> Ah, nice.

>> Ah, nice. >> This is what I was fed. You have to

>> This is what I was fed. You have to might have to hide it.

might have to hide it. >> You might have to hide it.

>> You might have to hide it. >> You didn't even try.

>> You didn't even try. >> I'm going to hide it. What do you mean?

>> I'm going to hide it. What do you mean? >> What do you mean?

>> What do you mean? >> You might have to hide it. I don't

>> You might have to hide it. I don't >> I didn't know what to do.

>> I didn't know what to do. Oh, that's

>> I mean, >> okay, that's one up. See, now see, now

>> okay, that's one up. See, now see, now we're all Okay, I know what to do. I

we're all Okay, I know what to do. I know what to do. Yeah, I know what to

know what to do. Yeah, I know what to do.

do. >> That's all good.

>> That's all good. >> Okay, I get it now.

>> Okay, I get it now. >> Are we adding anybody or rerunning it?

>> Are we adding anybody or rerunning it? Rerunning.

Rerunning. >> I understand it now.

>> Excuse I'm not drawing it. I I already noticed

I'm not drawing it. I I already noticed he's going to write something that's

he's going to write something that's going to give me a lot.

>> You not feel me? >> Wait, y'all feeling me?

>> Wait, y'all feeling me? >> Yeah. What do I write?

>> Yeah. What do I write? >> Yo,

>> Yo, >> that's that's

>> that's that's >> I'm deaf,

>> I'm deaf, >> bro. What? No, you're not. You're not

>> bro. What? No, you're not. You're not deaf.

deaf. >> You are. Wait, you're you're opposite.

>> You are. Wait, you're you're opposite. You're the opposite of defendant.

You're the opposite of defendant. Chad,

Chad, >> give me something quickly. J,

>> give me something quickly. J, >> you feeling me, bro?

>> you feeling me, bro? >> Yes, bro. I'm fielding your ass.

>> Yes, bro. I'm fielding your ass. his ass.

>> Why is there a square in the middle of my square?

my square? >> Anything crazy?

>> Anything crazy? >> I already

>> I already >> Okay, so if someone says wiener, I I

>> Okay, so if someone says wiener, I I don't draw it.

don't draw it. >> You can. Yeah, I would you like you can

>> You can. Yeah, I would you like you can draw a

draw a >> I was fed we was I was I was I was fed

>> I was fed we was I was I was I was fed bean.

bean. >> Okay. Well, it sounds weird, but but you

>> Okay. Well, it sounds weird, but but you Okay. All right. Sometimes that's for a

Okay. All right. Sometimes that's for a sec.

sec. >> Holy [ __ ]

>> Holy [ __ ] >> Everybody can do their own stuff.

>> Everybody can do their own stuff. >> Just looks like a jail cell.

>> I don't know how to [ __ ] Can I hold up?

>> Hey, Ron. >> I'm locked. Marty, lock in, bro.

>> I'm locked. Marty, lock in, bro. >> I lie. I don't know how to draw, gang.

>> I lie. I don't know how to draw, gang. >> Bro,

>> Bro, >> hold on. I got you right now. Hold on.

>> hold on. I got you right now. Hold on. Hold on. Yes, boss.

Hold on. Yes, boss. >> That's how that's good, dude. Come on.

>> That's how that's good, dude. Come on. How do you How do you How do you fill in

How do you How do you How do you fill in the [ __ ] stuff?

All right. >> Yeah. Yeah. You're right. This is

>> Yeah. Yeah. You're right. This is better. This is better. Yep.

better. This is better. Yep. >> Yes.

>> Bro, this timer is too long. X. Come on, dude.

dude. >> No. I need more time. I need more time.

>> No. I need more time. I need more time. Otherwise, everyone's going to think

Otherwise, everyone's going to think it's [ __ ] private parts.

it's [ __ ] private parts. >> Cut off 10 seconds.

>> Cut off 10 seconds. >> Everyone.

>> Everyone. >> No. No. If everyone I'll do that then

>> No. No. If everyone I'll do that then it's too long. No, it's too long.

it's too long. No, it's too long. >> No. If everyone clicks done. No. No. If

>> No. If everyone clicks done. No. No. If everyone clicks done.

everyone clicks done. >> Am I [ __ ] muted? When everyone clicks

>> Am I [ __ ] muted? When everyone clicks done, it's over.

done, it's over. >> Okay. I did a good one. I I did a good

>> Okay. I did a good one. I I did a good one.

one. >> What the [ __ ] am I?

>> What the [ __ ] am I? >> What the [ __ ] is that? Oh, wait. This

>> What the [ __ ] is that? Oh, wait. This one's easy.

one's easy. >> Oh, I know it is.

>> I don't even know what I'm looking at. I don't want to see. Yo, I might get

don't want to see. Yo, I might get cancelled, guys. I wrote I did something

cancelled, guys. I wrote I did something bad.

bad. >> That one's easy now.

>> I don't want to write the >> Bro, I love that it's the

>> Bro, I love that it's the >> I I I I'm not getting cancelled, bro.

>> I I I I'm not getting cancelled, bro. >> It's impossible to be cancelled. Come on

>> It's impossible to be cancelled. Come on now.

>> I am not writing that. Uh, >> oh my god, guys. What the

>> oh my god, guys. What the >> What is the [ __ ] are y'all writing? What

>> What is the [ __ ] are y'all writing? What is this, dude?

is this, dude? >> No, this is it. I'm this.

>> I don't know what to draw for this. Is this what I

this what I >> start again

>> start again >> or no joke?

>> or no joke? >> This is horrible, dude.

>> Let me go. I'm about to jump on indeed after this

after this a hard running.

>> Um, I don't have any colors there. I see it.

Bro, drawing is not calling Picasso for no reason.

no reason. Don't call me Picasso for no reason.

Don't call me Picasso for no reason. Come here. Little bit of this, little

Come here. Little bit of this, little bit of that.

I think it's pretty good. >> What the [ __ ] am I even drawing? That is

>> What the [ __ ] am I even drawing? That is hor What is that? It's terrible.

hor What is that? It's terrible. What the [ __ ] is that, dude? Seriously.

>> My god. Yep. Cheating. Yep. Okay. Cheating. Okay.

Cheating. Okay. >> No, Chad. No one else is getting

>> No, Chad. No one else is getting invited.

invited. >> What?

>> Yeah, fine. Cheating. Okay. Okay. Oh, man.

Oh, man. >> Bro, click him through.

>> Bro, click him through. >> Shooting. No.

>> Shooting. No. >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. >> Click done. Click done.

>> Click done. Click done. >> Click done. Click done.

>> I was going to add the drawing, bro. Drawing.

Bro, that looks that looks like Does it What is this, bro? Marty, you you gota

What is this, bro? Marty, you you gota be going after this. Your drawings are

be going after this. Your drawings are the

the >> I thought, you know what I mean?

>> I thought, you know what I mean? >> Like,

>> Like, >> can he

>> can he >> What are these drawings? This is like

>> What are these drawings? This is like >> g like I What you think I'm Picasso

>> g like I What you think I'm Picasso [ __ ]

[ __ ] >> Like, what am I looking at? I could tell

>> Like, what am I looking at? I could tell this is Molly for sure.

this is Molly for sure. >> What are you What are you looking at?

>> What are you What are you looking at? What are you looking at? Let me know.

What are you looking at? Let me know. Like, what do you see? What do you see?

Like, what do you see? What do you see? Is there like a cookie?

Is there like a cookie? >> No.

>> No. >> Okay. Okay. Never mind.

>> Wait. Is this coffee? >> I don't get it.

>> I don't get it. >> What does that mean,

>> What does that mean, >> bro? I'm What? What? What is this?

Huh? >> How are your drawing so good? What the

>> How are your drawing so good? What the [ __ ] is the presets? Hold on.

how big people they always got for me. Small head, big body and [ __ ]

Small head, big body and [ __ ] >> Exactly.

Sorry. >> What does this mean?

>> Bro, that's as good as I can do. I I don't [ __ ] know anymore.

don't [ __ ] know anymore. >> Chad, I don't know what you want me to

>> Chad, I don't know what you want me to do.

do. >> Like

dude. Oh, man. That's as good as I can [ __ ] do, man. [ __ ] this [ __ ]

[ __ ] do, man. [ __ ] this [ __ ] >> I don't even know what this mean. I I

>> I don't even know what this mean. I I have What does this even mean?

>> I forgot the character. >> Bro, Moxy, I feel like you I had your

>> Bro, Moxy, I feel like you I had your first drawing and I think it's really

first drawing and I think it's really bad.

bad. >> Jeez. Yeah, know it's not good. I

>> Jeez. Yeah, know it's not good. I >> Wait, I think I know what this is. Wait,

>> Wait, I think I know what this is. Wait, I I I think I know what this is.

I I I think I know what this is. >> Who is this?

>> I know what that is, dude. >> Bro, there's a couple of good artists

>> Bro, there's a couple of good artists and a couple of bad ones, dude.

Okay, guys.

>> I don't know. Trying to add to the drawing chat. Oh, that's it. Oh, I

drawing chat. Oh, that's it. Oh, I thought I

thought I >> Good job, everybody.

>> Good job, everybody. >> Well done.

>> Well done. >> All right. All right. Let's go.

>> All right. All right. Let's go. >> I'll put it on automatic. How about

>> I'll put it on automatic. How about that?

that? >> All right. Let's check this out, dude.

>> All right. Let's check this out, dude. >> All right. Good luck.

>> All right. Good luck. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Let's see this.

>> Oh, dang it. Nice. >> Not bad.

>> Not bad. >> I didn't make it that far.

>> I didn't make it that far. >> That was funny.

>> Who's Dang it? >> I was I was I was trying to get to Ron,

>> I was I was I was trying to get to Ron, but

but >> stressed.

>> stressed. >> Oh, okay. So, now you take

>> Oh, okay. So, now you take accountability.

accountability. >> No, just sucks at drawing.

>> No, just sucks at drawing. >> What?

>> What? >> Bro, what?

>> Bro, what? >> That's I thought that was Uber. I

>> That's I thought that was Uber. I thought that was a new read cart.

thought that was a new read cart. >> I got the I get the last of it.

>> I got the I get the last of it. >> That's right, man.

>> That's right, man. >> Wait, what?

>> Wait, what? >> Right.

>> Right. >> Oh,

>> Oh, look.

look. >> Wait, who is this drawing at, though? I

>> Wait, who is this drawing at, though? I ain't going to lie.

ain't going to lie. >> Wait, hold on. Not bad. Wait, this is

>> Wait, hold on. Not bad. Wait, this is going good.

going good. >> Good.

>> Good. >> And he might add 100 art class.

>> And he might add 100 art class. >> Oh, what the [ __ ] is that?

>> Oh, what the [ __ ] is that? >> What the Wait, dude.

>> What the Wait, dude. >> What the [ __ ]

>> What the [ __ ] Wait, I thought it was XQC.

Wait, I thought it was XQC. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Like what?

>> Yeah. Like what? >> Not bad. That's not even bad. That's not

>> Not bad. That's not even bad. That's not even bad.

even bad. >> No, but I like his sketch messed me up

>> No, but I like his sketch messed me up cuz he said XQC getting eaten.

cuz he said XQC getting eaten. >> Oh, I didn't.

>> Oh, I didn't. >> All right. Simple.

>> All right. Simple. >> Wait. That's pretty good. That's pretty

>> Wait. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

good. >> It's nice, actually. What is that?

>> It's nice, actually. What is that? Texas.

Texas. >> Really nice.

>> Really nice. >> Marty. Yo, Marty. Yeah.

>> Marty. Yo, Marty. Yeah. >> Yo. Yo, bro.

>> Yo. Yo, bro. >> You didn't draw anything.

>> You didn't draw anything. >> We kicked this guy. Kick this guy.

>> We kicked this guy. Kick this guy. >> How do you know? How do you know,

>> How do you know? How do you know, >> Marty? I gave you a bro. Like

>> Marty? I gave you a bro. Like >> you were wrong.

>> you were wrong. >> Thank you.

>> Thank you. >> Cuz the MP3 trophy.

>> Cuz the MP3 trophy. >> I [ __ ]

>> I [ __ ] >> Wow.

>> Wow. >> Wait, that's pretty good.

>> Wait, that's pretty good. >> How can you draw like that?

>> How can you draw like that? >> That's pretty good, dude.

>> That's pretty good, dude. >> Yes.

>> Yes. >> This is all going good.

>> This is all going good. Like

Like >> what? Wait.

>> what? Wait. >> Well, I had to Google this.

>> Well, I had to Google this. >> It was not Whoa. Whoa. Listen. I didn't

>> It was not Whoa. Whoa. Listen. I didn't fit in right. Oh,

>> I don't think >> I mean, who swings cookies to a dog,

>> I mean, who swings cookies to a dog, >> bro? It's a donkey, dude. Donkeys can

>> bro? It's a donkey, dude. Donkeys can eat cookies.

>> Well, >> I tried. What the

>> I tried. What the >> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. >> That's pretty good guess sketch.

>> That's pretty good guess sketch. >> No, it's not too bad. Yeah. I mean,

>> No, it's not too bad. Yeah. I mean, whatever.

whatever. >> I mean, I have no idea.

>> I mean, I have no idea. >> Okay. I ended up This was

>> Okay. I ended up This was >> What does a toy for Thanos mean?

>> What does a toy for Thanos mean? >> I had no idea, bro. You can't do text

>> I had no idea, bro. You can't do text bubbles that says Thanos, dude.

bubbles that says Thanos, dude. >> You guys, I I had to remove what I was

>> You guys, I I had to remove what I was going to do because

going to do because >> Whoa, that was pretty good.

>> Whoa, that was pretty good. >> What the

>> What the >> Wow.

>> Wow. >> Is he exploding? Is that a

>> Is he exploding? Is that a >> Yeah,

>> Yeah, >> I thought shooting means It means I

>> I thought shooting means It means I thought he was coming low key.

thought he was coming low key. >> Come on, guys. Is anyone going to say

>> Come on, guys. Is anyone going to say anything about this?

anything about this? >> Good job, Moxy. Good job, Moxy.

>> Good job, Moxy. Good job, Moxy. >> Thank you.

>> Thank you. >> It's not that way. Hold on. Yeah, he

>> It's not that way. Hold on. Yeah, he looks like a good one.

looks like a good one. >> Mojo Jojo.

>> Mojo Jojo. >> Yeah, that one.

>> Yeah, that one. >> Oh, would you draw a sketch?

>> Oh, would you draw a sketch? >> Uh-oh.

Jesus. Not big enough, but

>> There you go. >> Hey, come on.

>> Hey, come on. as I had.

as I had. >> I mean I mean

>> I mean >> Oh no.

>> See >> got it.

>> got it. >> Oh

>> pretty good sketch. >> You like it?

>> You like it? >> That was solid. That was solid,

>> That was solid. That was solid, >> dude. What?

>> dude. What? >> There you go.

>> There you go. >> And watch the cinema. Watch the cinema.

>> And watch the cinema. Watch the cinema. Oh,

Oh, >> holy. Oh, man.

>> holy. Oh, man. >> Holy.

>> Holy. >> Yo,

>> I thought it was >> What? Oh, man.

>> What? Oh, man. >> Wait, what?

>> Um, >> good job, guys.

>> good job, guys. >> Should we do one more? Should we do one

>> Should we do one more? Should we do one more?

more? >> Wait, let me stick before. Let me stick.

>> Wait, let me stick before. Let me stick. I'm I'm just saying I appreciate you. I

I'm I'm just saying I appreciate you. I appreciate you for me. Try is not

appreciate you for me. Try is not looking good. Yo, cut. I'm miss the

looking good. Yo, cut. I'm miss the stream. You heard I'm out of here.

stream. You heard I'm out of here. >> Wait, what is Ooh, sour. What is Ooh,

>> Wait, what is Ooh, sour. What is Ooh, sour.

sour. >> Are you flirting with me?

>> Are you flirting with me? >> No.

>> No. >> Sandwich is good. No chat.

>> Sandwich is good. No chat. >> I think he meant it like he's going to

>> I think he meant it like he's going to see his name.

see his name. >> Are you're you're hitting on me,

>> Are you're you're hitting on me, >> Marty. You just done. Yeah, you're done.

>> Marty. You just done. Yeah, you're done. >> I'm cold, bro. I'm gonna go put the

>> I'm cold, bro. I'm gonna go put the fries in the bag. Safety.

What? So, he wasn't hitting on me. >> Yeah. As he as he

>> Yeah. As he as he >> Who's Prince Diamond? Who's Prince

>> Who's Prince Diamond? Who's Prince Diamond?

Diamond? >> He's talk He's talking in algorithms.

>> He's talk He's talking in algorithms. >> Okay. He's Ben. He's Ben.

>> Okay. He's Ben. He's Ben. >> Okay. Wait. Uh, wait. Lacy's on.

>> Okay. Wait. Uh, wait. Lacy's on. >> No.

>> No. >> Well, I don't know. I just

>> Well, I don't know. I just >> He's He's not here.

>> He's He's not here. >> He's in like

>> He's in like >> He's in guitar.

>> He's in guitar. >> He's in guitar.

>> He's in guitar. >> We're cutter. If you

>> We're cutter. If you >> He's in blood money.

>> He's in blood money. >> What mean guitar?

>> What mean guitar? >> Really cutie. Chat, what should I do

>> Really cutie. Chat, what should I do next?

next? >> Yeah, that blood money.

>> Yeah, that blood money. >> Chat, what should I do next? Give me a

>> Chat, what should I do next? Give me a good idea. What should I do next?

good idea. What should I do next? What should I do next?

What should I do next? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Uh, yeah, I will. Yeah. Do you know who

>> Uh, yeah, I will. Yeah. Do you know who you're talking to? Yes, I will say that

you're talking to? Yes, I will say that to

to >> we carpet bomb people.

>> we carpet bomb people. >> Oh, he's inar

>> Oh, he's inar money.

money. >> USA. USA.

>> USA. USA. >> Well, I mean,

>> Well, I mean, >> wait, is he sponsor for what?

>> wait, is he sponsor for what? Is he going to sponsor it?

Is he going to sponsor it? >> I don't know.

>> I don't know. >> Oh my [ __ ] burrito.

>> Soccer game charity match. >> How's that?

>> How's that? >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ready?

>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You ready? >> Wait. Hold on. Wait. He just he just

>> Wait. Hold on. Wait. He just he just went to get his food. Wait. I'm trying

went to get his food. Wait. I'm trying to think.

to think. >> Who got a burrito?

>> Thank you, Squib. um

gets paid. Yeah. Yeah, he gets he gets paid. But I mean that's that's fair

paid. But I mean that's that's fair enough. I mean

enough. I mean >> charities charities have have marketing

>> charities charities have have marketing budgets all the time.

>> All right. We ready? Ready. Six people. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> One more. One more.

>> One more. One more. >> Don't worry. Don't smile, bro.

>> I It's not >> It's so boring, Chad. It's so boring.

>> It's so boring, Chad. It's so boring. >> Where the hell's that boring?

>> Where the hell's that boring? >> No, what they're saying to draw on my

>> No, what they're saying to draw on my chat. It's so boring.

chat. It's so boring. >> It's good.

>> Yo, >> dude. Dude, I'm not.

>> dude. Dude, I'm not. Dude,

Dude, >> what?

>> what? >> No, dude. Dude, I Dude, dude, dude.

>> No, dude. Dude, I Dude, dude, dude. >> What?

>> What? >> It's probably really tame. John, don't

>> It's probably really tame. John, don't be a [ __ ] ass.

be a [ __ ] ass. >> The jinx you get. I lowkey couldn't

>> The jinx you get. I lowkey couldn't think of anything. I couldn't think of

think of anything. I couldn't think of anything. And I read one message in

anything. And I read one message in chat. Don't draw it the way you don't

chat. Don't draw it the way you don't want to draw it.

this burrito tastes like [ __ ] >> You're a billionaire. No one gives a

>> You're a billionaire. No one gives a [ __ ]

>> How do we draw with this? Like what? Wait,

Wait, wait.

>> There we go. My bad, >> bro. Chat, I'm not like Bro, I'm not

>> bro. Chat, I'm not like Bro, I'm not doing like I'm not doing this. Like,

doing like I'm not doing this. Like, dude, run.

dude, run. >> Don't do it.

>> Don't do it. >> Run. Like, do it. What the [ __ ]

>> Run. Like, do it. What the [ __ ] >> Yo. Yo, the rules you should always do

>> Yo. Yo, the rules you should always do it. No. No. No.

it. No. No. No. >> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do it.

>> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do it. >> J.

It's >> okay, bro. Just don't.

>> okay, bro. Just don't. >> It'll be a drama queen.

Okay. Don't use words. >> That's all I'm doing. Shut,

>> That's all I'm doing. Shut, >> bro. Chat, shut up, bro.

>> King, bro, don't worry about it. >> Oh, I'm on fire,

>> Oh, I'm on fire, >> bro. I I did like something, but I'm

>> bro. I I did like something, but I'm not. Bro, come on.

not. Bro, come on. >> I mean, don't worry. You probably don't

>> I mean, don't worry. You probably don't have to be. All right. Who did this?

have to be. All right. Who did this? >> All right. What is this? What is this?

>> All right. What is this? What is this? >> Who did this? All right,

>> Who did this? All right, >> guys. What is that?

>> guys. What is that? >> Okay. Now, Jinxy, I'm not gonna lie. If

>> Okay. Now, Jinxy, I'm not gonna lie. If you were the one who prompted this, now

you were the one who prompted this, now I'm going to get on your ass.

I'm going to get on your ass. >> No, bro. What do you mean?

>> No, bro. What do you mean? >> If Whoever prompted this photo,

>> If Whoever prompted this photo, >> what is the photo, dude? I did not

>> what is the photo, dude? I did not prompt. I did not prompt.

prompt. I did not prompt. >> It's me getting slapped.

>> It's me getting slapped. >> And that is not me, dude. You'll see at

>> And that is not me, dude. You'll see at the end, bro.

the end, bro. >> You'll see at the end,

>> You'll see at the end, >> bro. Uh, I vote for more time, guys. I

>> bro. Uh, I vote for more time, guys. I won't lie.

>> Chad, I don't know what this is. I I I What is this,

>> bro? I'm not drawing this. This is disgusting.

disgusting. >> What?

Okay. How many um different types of ways do you think I can draw this?

ways do you think I can draw this? >> Bro, I keep keep spamming the email. I

>> Bro, I keep keep spamming the email. I need to look at it

need to look at it >> without without being How do I How do I

>> without without being How do I How do I not be offensive here?

No. How? >> I don't know how. I don't know how to

I don't know how to draw it.

it. >> I don't know how to, bro. I

>> I don't know how to, bro. I >> I did invert.

>> I did invert. >> [ __ ] this.

>> [ __ ] this. >> I

>> I >> What is this?

>> What is this? >> I inverted the tree.

>> I inverted the tree. >> Who is this?

>> Did someone have a [ __ ] up top lip or something?

Wait, is it is it two

guys? Guys, who wrote this actually? Who?

How do you erase? How do you erase? How do you erase?

do you erase? >> You can't. It's impossible.

>> You can't. It's impossible. >> Yes, you can. It's on the top right.

>> Yes, you can. It's on the top right. >> Where? Where? Oh, I see. I see. Thank

>> Where? Where? Oh, I see. I see. Thank you, Ron.

This is someone's gonna get this for sure.

sure. Chat,

possibly. >> All right. That's like that's literally

>> All right. That's like that's literally like someone has to get that. There's no

like someone has to get that. There's no [ __ ] way. Somebody has

>> I guess that's fine. All right, let's go. Good luck. Good

All right, let's go. Good luck. Good luck.

luck. >> Good luck. Good luck. Good luck.

>> Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. >> Okay. I had some rough ones. I'm sorry

>> Okay. I had some rough ones. I'm sorry everybody.

everybody. >> Me. Me, too.

>> Me. Me, too. >> This is a good one.

>> This is a good one. >> All you ready for him?

>> All you ready for him? >> Good luck.

>> Good luck. >> I tried my hardest.

>> I tried my hardest. >> I mean, some of this is some of this

>> I mean, some of this is some of this [ __ ] gets put in, by the way.

[ __ ] gets put in, by the way. >> Yo. Yo [ __ ]

>> Yo. Yo [ __ ] >> Yo. Yo,

>> Yo. Yo, >> it was it was a drawing.

>> it was it was a drawing. >> I was cooking. I need more time, guys. I

>> I was cooking. I need more time, guys. I need more time.

need more time. >> Jesus,

>> Jesus, dude. Yo.

dude. Yo. >> Holy.

>> Holy. Oh, you're late.

>> She got it. >> All jokes.

>> All jokes. >> Okay.

>> Okay. >> What's a burrito?

>> What's a burrito? >> What's a burrito?

>> What's a burrito? Wasn't

Wasn't >> meandra. Oh, I messed up. I'm sorry. I

>> meandra. Oh, I messed up. I'm sorry. I didn't know.

didn't know. >> Oh. Oh, I didn't know. Oh, I didn't

>> Oh. Oh, I didn't know. Oh, I didn't know.

know. >> Well, he has hair.

>> Well, he has hair. >> Yes, I have hair, dude.

>> Yes, I have hair, dude. >> Yo, that's crazy. All right.

>> Yo, that's crazy. All right. >> Damn.

>> Damn. >> Wow, that's good.

>> Wow, that's good. >> Dang.

>> Dang. >> What the [ __ ] XGC?

>> What the [ __ ] XGC? >> I mean, I I thought you wanted me to

>> I mean, I I thought you wanted me to write what's at the end or do what's at

write what's at the end or do what's at the end. You know what I mean? I was

the end. You know what I mean? I was like,

like, >> what do you think? That's perfect.

>> what do you think? That's perfect. Oh,

Oh, >> well, that's not what I meant, but yeah.

>> well, that's not what I meant, but yeah. All right. All right. Here we go.

All right. All right. Here we go. Thought

Thought >> that was an innuendo.

>> that was an innuendo. >> Nailed this one.

>> Nailed this one. >> Okay.

Google I've ever seen. >> Oh no, you're in the chat.

>> Oh no, you're in the chat. >> That was

>> That was >> actually nice.

>> actually nice. >> Thank you.

>> Thank you. >> Wow. Nice work, guys.

>> Wow. Nice work, guys. >> Wow.

>> Wow. >> Nice work. Oh my god.

>> Nice work. Oh my god. >> Perfect runner.

>> Perfect runner. >> Wow.

>> Wow. >> First perfect runner.

>> First perfect runner. >> Really good.

>> Really good. >> Classic.

>> Classic. >> Good drawings.

Jake, that's it, >> dude.

>> dude. >> There you go. Yes. Perfect. Perfect.

>> There you go. Yes. Perfect. Perfect. >> All right. Don't blame me.

>> All right. Don't blame me. >> There you go.

>> Where? Where? >> I was.

>> I was. >> Get me out of here. No.

>> All right. >> What? I'm

>> What? I'm >> never playing video games with you guys

>> never playing video games with you guys again.

again. >> You knew what mine was because I said

>> You knew what mine was because I said you said kick.

you said kick. >> Who drew that? Who drew that? How could

>> Who drew that? Who drew that? How could you?

you? >> Yo. Yo, Jake's a goat. Whoa. Good draw.

>> Yo. Yo, Jake's a goat. Whoa. Good draw. I thought I thought I' been [ __ ] by.

>> I mean, I did good with what I was dealt.

dealt. >> You did good.

>> You did good. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. What's on the face though?

What's on the face though? >> What's on the face, though?

>> Dud. >> All right.

>> All right. >> All right, guys. I Uh oh. Here it comes.

>> All right, guys. I Uh oh. Here it comes. Oh, brother.

Oh, brother. >> Such a bad drawing. Sorry.

>> Such a bad drawing. Sorry. >> I had to spice it up,

>> I had to spice it up, >> bro.

>> bro. >> Oh,

>> yo, >> this is not me. This is not me. I was

>> this is not me. This is not me. I was fed this.

fed this. >> Yo,

>> Yo, >> why would you Why would you want that

>> why would you Why would you want that for yourself? I don't get it.

for yourself? I don't get it. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> All right. Well, that was fun.

>> All right. Well, that was fun. >> All right, guys. Good night, guys.

>> All right, guys. Good night, guys. >> All right. Good night, guys. That was

>> All right. Good night, guys. That was good. Thanks for playing, guys. Dude,

good. Thanks for playing, guys. Dude, dude, some of these were bad. All right,

dude, some of these were bad. All right, chat them off. Yo, tomorrow

y'all, this is a lock. This is 100% happening

this is a lock. This is 100% happening tomorrow.

tomorrow. Jixie verse black boy Max 990 in the

Jixie verse black boy Max 990 in the Rocket League. Yes, Max will be having

Rocket League. Yes, Max will be having the 990 lead. I'm a goal player.

the 990 lead. I'm a goal player. I am a gold player. I've been training

I am a gold player. I've been training with pros. We'll see what I could do,

with pros. We'll see what I could do, dude. We'll see what I could do. Um, I I

dude. We'll see what I could do. Um, I I think I'm good. I think I got this.

think I'm good. I think I got this. Chat, do y'all think I got this

Chat, do y'all think I got this tomorrow? Dead ass.

tomorrow? Dead ass. Do y'all think I got this? Dead ass.

Do y'all think I got this? Dead ass. Dead ass. Do y'all think I got this?

Yes. No. Lower it, guys. It's going to take an hour max.

take an hour max. Not even.

Not even. No. No. Appreciate the support as

No. No. Appreciate the support as always, chat. Yo, I mean, another W

always, chat. Yo, I mean, another W [ __ ] stream. We've streamed 394 days

[ __ ] stream. We've streamed 394 days in a row. This is getting ridiculous. I

in a row. This is getting ridiculous. I mean, bro, we might make it two years.

mean, bro, we might make it two years. Chat, love y'all. I'll see y'all

Chat, love y'all. I'll see y'all tomorrow, dude. All right. Peace, God.

tomorrow, dude. All right. Peace, God. First, God bless.

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