0:13 oh hello everybody my name is Canaria
0:16 Asia and I am a Rococo performer based
0:18 here in the Auckland New Zealand
0:20 I am specialized in performing this art
0:23 form in the English language just like
0:27 my master Canadia Enoch today I'm going
0:30 to share my original adaptation of this
0:33 very famous Japanese rakugo story and I
0:38 hope you'll like it here in New Zealand
0:41 we have one of the longest place name is
0:45 in the entire world you might have heard
0:48 of it but it belongs to this hill in a
0:57 Tomek bangy hunger cold Amadeu to
0:58 the traffic among the Hawkeye
1:02 phoenixstella / haha it took about three
1:05 months to remember it and I learned it
1:09 from coma - ah my local Maori Maori
1:12 leader and each time I saw him I hustled
1:14 him in now please teach me come out to
1:16 us and I find it in there that so let me
1:17 try again
1:20 - mother bangy hunger cold ah
1:22 Mattel terrific our team terrific rustic
1:25 among the whole new poke I've been
1:27 externally hard let me try again
1:30 - mother bangy hunger cold I'm out
1:32 there today - cathartic among the
1:36 Hawkeye phoenixstella hope it was
1:39 correct and the story I'm gonna tell you
1:43 today is about this Japanese boy who had
1:45 a the longest name in the history of
1:50 Japan one day a baby boy was born at the
1:52 Hodja girls house
1:55 hey honey it's been seven days since our
1:56 baby was born
1:59 don't you think it's about time to name
2:02 him oh it's only the second day yes certainly
2:03 certainly
2:06 let's see here's our first baby boy so
2:09 we want to give him a great name Oh what
2:14 about this lion boy did he just
2:15 literally make
2:20 right now I don't like it okay
2:23 um you know I always wanted to give me
2:25 him a really Japanese name right what
2:26 about this one you'll like this one
2:31 hmm what's up E mmm that sounds really
2:34 pungent anything else okay okay oh I
2:38 love this man what about football that
2:41 sounds really nice and fluffy but maybe
2:42 not anything else
2:46 oh this you're differently love it hmm
2:52 what about Naruto well I don't want to
2:55 become a rogue ninja or something um so
2:58 hey whatever asking the monk of a temple
3:00 they say if a monk names the baby
3:02 he will surely Paola she will have a
3:05 long life give me a break man yeah
3:08 monks wants to be dead the more funerals
3:15 Thanks so you know some monks are so bad
3:19 okay then well if you insist then I
3:21 don't mind going to the temple
3:24 hello is the monk there Oh
3:28 Hachi Howie come on it come on it thank
3:32 you thinking we've got a baby oh you've
3:36 got a baby congratulations thank you
3:38 thank you and it's been seven days and
3:39 it's about time to name him and I don't
3:41 want the greedy monk like you to name
3:42 him to be honest but to my wife since
3:46 the monks are not so bad how they can
3:48 you call me a greedy Mook
3:53 oh so you're not a greedy monk no I hope not
3:53 not
3:56 so you want me to be his Godfather oh
3:59 yeah I can do that for you I think you
4:01 think it so do you know any name that
4:07 gives my long life oh let's look up the
4:09 Buddhist scripture and see what's in
4:16 there Oh what about this one Julie it
4:19 sounds nice doesn't it what does that
4:24 mean it means unlimited life no death no
4:26 different of aah ha ha
4:29 anything else
4:33 horn or cilia an angel comes down from
4:35 heaven to earth every 3,000 years and it
4:38 rubs a rock with her sleep just like
4:41 this and the rock will eventually way
4:45 out Ichiko or one or his time required
4:48 for that so Goku or 5ko means millions
4:52 of years oh that's really pointed cousin
4:54 er right yeah I like that
4:58 anything else mmm chi jelly see it means
5:00 fish in the sea and the sand on the
5:02 beach you can never think of them or in
5:05 your lifetime oh I like that too
5:09 anything else what about this one
5:12 see gamma 2 unlimited domains unlimited
5:16 water cloud and a wind oh that's really
5:19 pointed Disney I like that anything else
5:23 hmm what about this David Thoreau
5:26 nice in Ithaca right means food shelter
5:29 in the clothing that's not really
5:31 plastic but it's really practical isn't
5:34 it calling you a child food hey fruit if
5:36 you don't listen to your daddy you know
5:37 what's gonna happen you can I mean my
5:39 emergency food I like that
5:44 anything else what about this one yeah
5:45 do that cause you know but I caused you
5:47 it is the name of an auspicious tree
5:50 which is both strong and beautiful okay
5:53 I like that
6:02 what about this PI po PI po PI po no
6:05 shooting gun shooting gun no good in die
6:08 goodand I know papi no papa nah I'm
6:12 pretty sure you just made up no I did
6:13 not make it
6:16 pi po is the name of an ancient ancient
6:19 kingdom in asia and shooting gun and
6:21 good ending are the king and the queen
6:22 of the kingdom and their children were called
6:23 called
6:26 poop Opie and pomp O'Connor and both of
6:30 them lived very long lives okay just
6:32 give me a few more there hmm
6:36 what about choking me it also means no
6:39 death I love those no death names give
6:41 me one more
6:44 what about Chomsky it means help for a
6:46 long time if I had a son I would name
6:49 him Chomsky oh great
6:51 hey I have forgotten all the names
6:53 already so could you please write them
6:55 down on this piece of paper please
7:36 he thank you so much so the names are
7:41 Jacob chicken milk on Oct a Khaleesi
7:43 Giorno signore matter and I'ma tell you right
7:43 right
7:46 cuneta two colonies in Adana the other
7:48 Acosta Broncos a PI po PI po PI po
7:51 machining and shielding gun oh good good
7:55 in dynamo open upon Rho Q main Chomsky
7:58 thank you so much so he took the piece
8:03 of paper and they decided to take all
8:25 [Music]
8:28 the boy grabbed strongly the static or
8:36 just go do your engineering uh Carlos
8:37 are you getting kinda dizzy gonna sing
8:40 here but till my little Toro every
8:41 cosmetology by 4 pi 4 PI but I'm sitting
8:47 and sitting on the couch okay let's get
8:52 this girl oh I'm sorry
8:56 our son Jamie Jamie Thomas it kind
8:58 genesee genesee game a two magnets a
9:00 diamond cuneta symmetrical yeah a
9:02 recording of our ecology PI po PI po PI
9:04 po no sharing and sharing undergirding
9:06 degree then the pom Poko p now pumpkin
9:08 Anna took him in and Joe's gay
9:12 it's still sleeping hold on a second I
9:15 just wake him up alright honey
9:18 g-get g-get me Coco no city kid kind
9:20 genesee genesee game until a
9:23 mathematically symmetrical abracadabra
9:24 koji PI po PI po PI po listening and
9:26 shading and the green again and a poopy
9:29 no poop when I choke him in a josuke
9:34 wakey-wakey turns here excuse me missus
9:38 I really have to go to store one day the
9:40 two boys had a big fight and taurah has
9:42 a big bump on his head and all this
9:44 happened during a school trip to a place
9:47 in New Zealand called tor mother
9:49 thumb behind the court the mother - Niki
9:59 manga - up to turn back any culture is
10:01 in usually a month level 3 level 2 cou
10:02 there is no concept of ever a concept
10:04 but apology pie pie pie produce really
10:06 considering every good- koopida book but
10:10 I will give it just by doing a Scotland
10:20 to thank I got a big Pope I hate oh I'm sorry
10:20 sorry
10:22 yeah I'm gonna call his father all right
10:24 hold on a second honey
10:27 our son no City can kinda see you know a
10:47 I'm very sorry I'm gonna make sure that
10:48 our song
10:50 chicken with chicken kono sekai genesee
10:52 genesee commanded a mask you never seem
10:54 to react on the broccoli pie pie pie
10:56 proceeding and shooting under green and
10:57 green and boo-boo copy now Papa :
11:01 joking the Joseon never hit your head
11:07 again hey Toretto
11:14 with the pump jeez your son's name Soho
