0:05 You look like Lego piece 28125.
0:06 Hi guys, can we see what this guy's
0:10 saying? He said you look like Lego piece 28125.
0:12 28125.
0:14 Hi guys, pull that up. What does that
0:21 You look like silver surfer.
0:24 You look breathable.
0:26 Jinxy, you're looking quite petite
0:31 today. Um, what does that even mean?
0:34 I look quite petite today. What does
0:36 that mean, bro?
0:38 Are you saying you want to crack me?
0:41 Like, just come out and say it. Are you
0:50 That's what it looked like. So, here.
0:51 Cool. What we're going to do, we're
0:53 going to scroll up to his message. We're
0:55 going to find his message. It's not an
0:57 art. It's not an art.
1:07 Okay, I might have lost his message. I'm
1:09 not going to lie. I might have There he
1:12 is. The anti-Zen
1:19 Cool. Get him out. Yep. Get him out. Hi
1:22 guys. What is this, bro? What is this?
1:24 What is this?
1:27 Twitch tweeted this. The official
1:30 Twitch, dude.
1:39 Rocket League got a jinxy boost. >> Fine.
1:41 >> Fine.
1:44 >> Wait, when did I start playing chat?
1:47 No, January.
1:50 >> I'll do it myself.
1:53 >> Let me lock in.
1:56 Get this game. It's game time. You
1:58 >> got to wake up, Jinxy. Keep your eye on
1:59 the ball.
2:02 >> It's over.
2:03 >> Sweet mother of pearl.
2:11 >> Rocket League. >> Fun.
2:12 >> Fun.
2:16 >> W Twitch, bro. W Twitch, dude. W Twitch,
2:19 bro. Moged. What do you mean moged?
2:22 Whoa. Whoa. Who got mugged? What is GD
2:29 GD awards. What the [ __ ] is that mean?
2:32 Shando with the five gifted W. Shando.
2:36 Tell us your wish.
2:38 What does that even mean? Tell us your
2:42 wish. Tweedle D. Tweedle dumb. David
2:45 laid. You look like Vern. Revive FIFA.
2:49 Goddamn ugly. Make what? Kingpin looking ass.
2:55 Marlin can't save this. All right, chat.
2:57 Deadlock. Let's go. Look, I'm not a
2:59 [ __ ] Y'all know the rules. Y'all know
3:01 the rules, bro.
3:03 Wait, I got nominated for a Geometry
3:06 Dash Award. Say you swear to God. You
3:10 look like a unclipped toenail.
3:12 Hi, Vice. Pull it up GD award so I can
3:14 see what they're saying. What are they
3:16 talking about, chat? But what Geometry
3:18 Dash award could I have possibly been
3:20 nominated for?
3:23 That's what I don't understand,
3:25 guys. What could I have possibly been
3:27 nominated for?
3:29 You look like you went to Little St.
3:33 James. You look like Pitbull. React to
3:37 clips, you fat lard. I will. I will.
3:40 You look like Jordan Walsh. Who the [ __ ]
3:43 is Jordan [ __ ] Walsh? Who the [ __ ] is
4:03 Are y'all dead ass, bro?
4:06 Chat, I mean, come on, bro. I I don't
4:08 look like Jordan Wall,
4:20 You guys are just saying anyone who's bald.
4:21 bald.
4:23 You guys are just saying, "Oh, wait. He
4:25 has no eyebrows."
4:29 Whoa. What is this? The Geometry Dash
4:59 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
5:01 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
5:04 wait. What?
5:06 Wait, what?
5:08 Oh my god.
5:09 Wait. I want to go to the start. I'm
5:13 going to go to start. Bro, RobTop made
5:27 >> Who's this?
5:28 Someone go ahead and clip that and send
5:42 >> This would happen to me. Literally, who
5:45 else would it happen to? Okay,
5:47 I have one. Fantastic.
5:56 >> Go. Wait. I'm going to do my camera. I'm
6:03 My glorious king like dude
6:05 >> what refresh rate is
6:08 >> oh like hertz oh this is what our stream
6:18 >> by the way 120 and 240
6:20 y'all could say y'all could tell the
6:23 difference not a single person in here
6:26 if I was to blindly show you a monitor
6:28 with 120 and show you one with 240
6:31 You would just be guessing. Not a Y'all
6:35 cannot tell the difference between 121,
6:37 >> Chad. You know what I'm saying?
6:40 You literally can't. No, you can. No,
6:45 you can't. No, you can't. It's all just
6:48 um placebo, bro. It's placebo.
6:51 >> That's all it is. Bringing rage into my
6:59 Yeah, bro. That is the sest geomet
7:02 player, bro. That's why what I'm doing
7:04 with deadlocked is very healthy. It's
7:06 very attainable. Every day I get on
7:08 deadlocked and I'm not allowed to get
7:10 off until I get a new best. Even if it's
7:13 1% improvement, 5% improvement. I'm not
7:15 sitting there for 18 hours losing my
7:17 mind. That's what That's why I have a
7:36 >> doggy.
7:38 >> I'm going to die.
7:41 >> He's so locked in, bro. He's so That's
7:59 55 55.
8:20 No, I Okay, thank God he cut that out.
8:22 Oh my god, the real ones know what
8:26 events preceded that. Yo, W Rob Raptop,
8:28 bro, we got a nomination in the Geometry
8:31 Dash Awards 2025. When does this get announced?
8:34 announced? Wow.
8:43 Check best video. Best video.
8:45 right here.
9:00 >> Oh my
9:08 bro. That's amazing. Wait, are you happy
9:09 or sad?
9:19 Bro,
9:21 dude, we got we got nominated for two awards.
9:23 awards.
9:24 What video did I make? I don't even remember.
9:26 remember.
9:30 I really don't remember, dude.
9:32 With an area move trigger. So, I just
9:34 make them move up with a bunch of
9:36 variation. I know you can make
9:37 equalizers with area move, but I've
9:42 never done it. Oh. Oh, absolutely not.
9:43 That looks
9:46 >> as it was intended by actually beating
9:48 it. I've been avoiding it until now, not
9:50 because of the intense straight fly or
9:52 tight wave gameplay, but because of
9:54 something far more sinister. An
9:58 asymmetrical duel player and more like
10:00 the smartest player or something. I
10:02 don't know. You like memory? You beaten limbo.
10:02 limbo.
10:03 >> I did this one. This one. This one.
10:05 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got Wait, what?
10:08 You got Wait, actually, dude, I beat
10:11 Limbo. Yo, you finally reach this door
10:13 which will take you to some sort of like
10:16 electrical generator area. I'm not
10:17 really sure what to call it, but you're
10:26 Okay, so we're in Bro, we're in two of
10:28 these awards. I mean, this one is doggy,
10:31 but I'm still featured in it. Bro, I was
10:32 going to say cuz I don't know what
10:36 video. Chad, that is so sick, dude. That
10:40 is so nice. W Rob top, man. Oh my god. W
11:04 Am I actually muted? Wait, I'm actually muted.
11:07 muted.
11:10 Muted. Muted. Muted. Muted. Muted.
11:12 Muted.
11:16 Mut. Oh, my mic's moving. I mean, what's
11:18 the point? Legitimately, what is the
11:22 point? What is the [ __ ] point? Legitimately.
11:28 All right, let's go. Deadlocked. Hey, no
11:29 more [ __ ] around. Let's start the
11:30 stream. All right. All right. No more
11:35 [ __ ] around. Let's go.
11:36 Y'all know the rules. We don't get off
11:38 deadlocked every day until we get a new
11:44 every day. We're going to be on
11:47 deadlocked at the start of every stream.
11:49 And we don't get off until we get a new
11:52 batch. Period. End of story. No excuses.
11:55 I got to beat this level.
11:58 Our current record is 70%.
12:14 My mouse pad's not properly synchronized
12:17 with my desk. Not a big deal. Not a big
12:53 That wave part is no joke.
13:25 Oh my god. I was actually cooking for a
13:50 I don't know. This level's pretty tricky.
13:52 tricky.
13:53 I don't know. This level's pretty
14:26 Sweet mother of Neptune. No, I can't get
14:54 I had the audacity to say first try. I
15:08 Oh my god. This This level is so hard.
15:29 All I got to do is just release there.
15:32 But I'm holding cuz I'm a [ __ ] idiot.
15:34 All I got to do at 60% is release. I
15:51 See, the problem is it's not really that
15:53 it's not even so much that level 16 or
15:58 sex [ __ ] [ __ ] stutter.
16:00 It's not so much that 16% is hard. It's
16:04 like 13% is so much harder. So, you
16:15 I'm about to literally shove a pencil up
16:38 Holy mother of god. 13% 14% and 15%. I
16:39 said it might actually be the hardest
16:42 part of this level. I mean I'm not even
16:43 trolling. Maybe it's just recency violence.
17:03 I'm about to literally throw up on my
17:07 [ __ ] desk, dude. I'm about to [ __ ]
17:52 Is that good, bad, or normal?
17:54 Good, bad, or normal? What do y'all
17:57 think, bro? Shut up with that Johnny
18:01 Sims [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up.
18:03 I clicked on a jinxy stream. Why is
18:07 there a scrotum on my screen?
18:09 You look like Johnny Sins. Can you
18:12 revive my sex life?
18:19 Brother, what do you think? How do you
18:22 want me to uh
18:26 how exactly do you plan on having me
18:29 revive your sex life? No, seriously, I'm
18:31 legitimately curious. How am I supposed
18:34 to revive your sex life? I can't even
18:42 We're not getting off till 18%.
18:44 It might take 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 27
19:06 I mean, this is the hardest level I'
19:09 ever created. I mean I mean have Zoink
19:22 How am I dying on the orbs? I I never
19:25 died on the orbs before. How about I
19:44 Oh my god, I had it. If I just [ __ ]
20:06 That was it. That was it right there.
20:08 I'm heating up now. Now I'm heating up.
20:10 Now I'm heating up. Now I'm heating up.
21:00 Hey, hey, hey.
21:12 If I beat Deadlock, I will finally get
21:16 the HUD. Finally. If I If I beat
21:18 Deadlock, I will finally get the HUD. Literally.
21:26 It's the hardest RobTop level ever created.
21:36 All right. Did I like immediately lose
22:19 That was it. Oh my god.
22:21 [ __ ] We're almost there. Okay. When I
22:24 reach 70%, do I go up or down in that
22:27 [ __ ] part? You know the floating smiley
22:31 face? Do I go up or down on the smoting
22:35 floating spider vase? Up.
22:37 Why are half of the people saying up and
22:40 half saying down? You guys are unbearable.
22:42 unbearable.
22:46 Why are half saying up and half?
23:08 I just need to see if he goes up or down.
23:14 Whoa, he did that wave part different.
23:15 He came in from below. That might be smart.
23:21 Up. So, here's what we're going to do.
23:23 Up. Here's what we're going to do. Hi,
23:26 Vice. Go in the chat.
23:30 Hi guys. Go in the chat, find the chat
23:34 logs of everyone who sat down and
23:41 So it's up, down, up.
23:44 Up, down, up, down. Got it. Literally
23:46 just like jerking off. Up, down, up,
24:06 I mean, if I beat Deadlock, like that's
24:10 so much aura. Like, that's like it's so
24:26 You got to go up, Jinx. What is that?
24:29 What am I doing? That would have been
24:30 it. That would have been the new best
24:32 right there. That would have been the
25:00 I had it. I had it. All I got to do is
25:21 Just one tap too much.
25:23 One tap too much gets you killed in this
25:27 game. In this godforsaken game.
25:30 Why does anyone play this?
25:41 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
27:21 I turned up one tick too early. That's
27:25 got to be a [ __ ] joke. I went up one
27:48 I got to go up.
27:51 I'm so [ __ ] bad.
27:55 I just got to go up there and I'm there.
28:12 We did it.
28:17 1% closer. That means if we keep on this pace,
28:19 pace,
28:48 Send that a clip.
28:50 We did our mission, bro. We got We got a
28:54 new best. That's all we're doing. A new
29:19 I'm sorry. All right. 82 days to go,
29:23 guys. For real. 82 days to go. You're
29:25 scary when you're bald. Uh, I'm not
29:27 trying to be scary. Like, brother, it's
29:30 just my hair, dude. We got to let it go.
29:32 You look like an egg. Thank you. Uh,
29:35 Juan, appreciate it, bro. Yo, Juan, how
29:36 would you like to get permanently
29:38 [ __ ] banned, dude?
29:40 How would you like to get permanently
29:50 You're so cute, Jinxy. I love you.
29:52 Thank you, Pepsi. Let's get to the W
29:54 Pepsi in the chat, y'all.
29:56 Chad, I hope everybody's having a glor
29:58 glorious, beautiful day. Hi Vice, can
30:00 you pull up the bracket on my tab? I'll
30:02 put it up in a sec after the clips. Chat,
30:05 Chat,
30:12 I'm going to take a swig of water. I
30:15 might do a quick little goon break. When
30:17 I get back, we're doing clips. Actually,
30:18 I might even do a goon break. You got
30:27 Yeah. Can you put it up the bracket I
30:30 made? No rush. No rush. Ramy thinking
30:32 I'm gifted.
30:39 Oh, Chad, today's Valentine's Day, by
30:42 the way. Today's Valentine's Day, by the
30:45 way. Happy Valentine's to y'all.
30:48 Chad, happy Valentine's to y'all. Happy
30:50 Valentine's. Hey, happy Valentine's, guys.
30:51 guys.
30:53 Whoa, why are you guys doing sad faces, bro?
30:56 bro?
30:58 Okay, chat, be honest. Who does and who
31:01 does and does not have a Valentine's?
31:02 Who does and does not have a
31:05 Valentine's? First clip of the day
31:08 coming in from Kris.
31:11 I don't. Oh, Chad, don't be sad, guys.
31:13 Chad, it's okay if you don't have a
31:16 Valentine's. You guys have me.
31:20 Wait, as uh as I didn't mean Okay, I did
31:22 not mean it in that. You know what I'm
31:30 Okay, this is console Valerin. It
31:33 appears you guys are losing six to zero.
31:34 So, I'm not sure what the clip is. Is it
31:45 See, bro, stop. I don't understand what
31:48 Veran is, brother. It's basically just
31:51 CS GO, but then it's like also trying to
31:54 be an anime, bro. But to be fair,
31:56 though, there's probably a lot of e-
31:58 kittens on Valerant. That could be a
32:01 good uh Valentine's Day segment. Have us
32:06 >> Look. And then there's a drone flying.
32:10 Like what is this game?
32:14 >> Spike down. A
32:15 >> Whoa. What is that knife? Is that knife
32:16 good or bad? Chad,
32:24 >> I got enemies mid.
32:25 >> Last player standing.
32:26 >> Bro, you know what I don't like about
32:29 Valerant and CS GO? I like games where
32:32 you can scope in. Chad, maybe I'm a
32:34 maybe I'm a old head. But dude, I like
32:52 >> wait. You can scope in in Valerant since when?
32:55 when?
33:02 Fake plant. That's You learned that from
33:05 siege. He learned that from siege, dude.
33:07 >> One enemy remaining dead. My alt's ready.
33:13 When I want something.
33:15 >> Whoa. How did he do that? Like it looked
33:17 like he was gooning. How did he do that?
33:20 Krisix, great clip, my boy. Krisix,
33:22 great clip. You can aim in, but it's bad.
33:25 bad.
33:27 Uh, Chris, I don't look anything like
33:30 this psychopath girl. Bro, Chris, I
33:32 don't look anything like this girl. Shut up.
33:34 up.
33:36 I don't look anything like that girl,
33:46 What in God?
33:55 What language is this? Present peromant pres.
34:13 >> Whoa. How's he allowed to have a gun?
34:16 Where did he get the gun from?
34:17 Bro, isn't it supposed to be Mortal
34:19 Kombat? Why is this guy allowed to have
34:38 Oh my god,
34:46 Wait, we might have just got banned on Twitch.
34:48 Twitch.
34:51 Nah, there's no way. No way we got
34:54 banned because it was gory, chat. But
34:56 then again, aren't there literally
34:59 Mortal Kombat streamers?
35:01 See, now that's a game I gotta download.
35:03 Chat, what's the best Mortal Kombat to
35:06 download? I'll download. Y'all know I
35:08 don't give a [ __ ] That game looks good,
35:11 bro. Oh my god,
35:13 you look fire with no hair, by the way.
35:15 Hey, thank you, Timmy. I don't have a
35:17 good R six clip right now, so here you
35:20 go, Timmy. No worries, my dude. No
35:23 worries. No worries, bro. What is this? Overwatch.
35:36 >> Oh my god. You already know that guy has
35:40 a gigantic penis.
35:42 Look at him, bro. Dude, that guy
35:52 I don't understand the clip. I don't
35:55 understand anything about it. He's nine.
35:58 Yeah, I'm sure, Chad. The 7 foot tall
36:02 guy who's 800 lb is nine. I'm sure, bro.
36:04 Chat, how good do you think I am, bro?
36:13 Rocket League. All right, I'm going to
36:26 Son.
36:30 Miho. Miho. That's silver, dude. That is silver.
36:32 silver.
36:35 Chad, that is silver. That is, bro. I
36:38 mean, bro, two, guys. I'm in the big
36:40 leagues now. Well, no. I'm still in
36:43 gold, but once I get platinum today,
36:45 I'll be in the big leagues, bro. I'm
36:47 going to get platinum in twos and threes
36:50 today. Chat, mark my word. Yo, Jinxy,
36:52 how do I clip longer, brother? It's
36:54 simple. You go to your Xbox settings and
36:56 you make it to where you can do 30
36:58 second clip, 60-second clip, or 3 minute.
37:08 Real Madrid is at first place in the La
37:10 Liga standings. Yeah, I I don't care,
37:12 bro, because at the end of the season,
37:14 Barca's going to be first. Buddy, buddy,
37:16 buddy. At the end of the season, Bars
37:17 are going to be first, bro. Real Madrid
37:26 What are you doing? Stop.
37:28 Bro, you could have had the same
37:31 productivity here with one punch hole.
37:32 You could have literally had the exact
37:35 same productivity with one punch hole.
37:38 What is the point of six?
37:45 Wait, this actually looks like a spawn
37:52 >> Reloading.
37:58 Good boy. Good boy. That would have been
38:01 a terrible gunfight to take, man. That
38:02 would have been a terrible gunfight to
38:04 take, buddy. I That would have been
38:15 Okay, so generally you should never have
38:19 two rors in the exact same location, but
38:21 you're probably new to the game, so I'm
38:24 going to let this one slide.
38:28 How did the 1v one against speed go? Oh,
38:30 you're hilarious, bro. You're hilarious.
38:33 Oh my god, we got a comedian. How do you think?
38:35 think?
38:38 Faded with the tier one. Lou faded. Dear
38:41 God, my eyes. Clean swipe with the
38:45 Twitch Prime sub. You look like my sack.
38:49 Are there any positive donations today?
38:56 Horrible reaction time. What are you
38:59 doing? And what is he doing? Terrible.
39:20 You clipped this.
39:22 You stupid mother.
39:25 You You clipped this. You team killing
39:27 your teammate. You thought this was a
39:36 All right, stay calm. All I want you to
39:40 do is throw a C4 at the wall and blow it
39:42 up. You're going to get the easiest kill
39:53 That is not what I said to do, but it
40:05 Zero out of 10 clip.
40:07 I mean, you know what? That's not even a
40:10 loud one out of 10 clip. Brother, your
40:12 reaction time against Thatcher was
40:14 terrible. Your reaction time against
40:16 Fuse was terrible. You team killed your
40:18 teammate, bro. You team killed your
40:21 teammate. No, Jack. No, Jack. It's not L
40:24 Bully. This guy team killed his teammate.
40:32 I completely forgot whatever I was
40:37 saying. Sweet mother of pearl,
40:47 I completely lost my train of thought. I
40:48 don't even remember what I was saying, y'all.
41:12 Oh my god, I didn't know. Oh my god, I
41:14 didn't know.
41:22 Oh my god. Tell Lacy I'm sorry. I did
41:26 not know. I did not know. Oh my god. Oh
41:29 my god. Bro, I normally don't mess up on that.
41:32 that.
41:34 Oh my god. Tell Reie, I'm sorry, dude.
41:37 Bro, I didn't know. Oh my god. Oh my god.
41:40 god.
41:50 It's not. Okay. Oh my god, bro. I
41:55 actually felt bad, bro. Oh my god, thank
41:58 dude. Chad, I normally never mess that
42:02 up. It's not It's not above loser. All
42:05 right, let's get a couple of ground
42:07 rules in place. Let me get a couple of
42:10 the ground rules in place. Papa zombie
42:13 above loser is not how you talk to a
42:17 person. How about yo Jinxy, my clip's up
42:20 there. React to it. Like
42:22 Like, do you know what I'm saying? Above
42:25 loser. How about we show a little bit of clat.
42:26 clat.
42:36 Stop. Stop. Stop. Love the Isami setup.
42:39 Love the jinxy charm. This kid's got potential.
42:45 Absolutely love thisami setup. Like,
42:54 Stop. Why are we aiming at scrotum
42:57 level? It's like, dude, what are we
43:00 aiming at? We're aiming at scrotum level.
43:11 Wait, wait, wait. What? Wait, wait,
43:20 You lucky
43:23 you lucky [ __ ]
43:27 You lucky mother. He was not trying to
43:30 do that. Don't even sit here and say
43:44 Okay, chat. I'm going to be honest. My
43:46 bowel movement is really weird right
43:53 Oh my god, that might be a [ __ ] Okay,
44:02 Listen, one v2 scenario. You hold the
44:06 car, brother. Remember, they have to
44:09 plant. You don't have to do anything.
44:12 Sit right here, wait for the plant,
44:14 isolate the gunfight with the guy that's
44:15 not planting, and then take on the guy
44:18 that's planting. Simple.
44:24 Don't over complicate this planting.
44:27 You're the No, listen. This is the
44:30 luckiest human being to ever set foot on
44:32 this game. I'm not kidding when I say this.
44:34 this.
44:37 This is the luckiest person to ever play
44:39 this game.
44:42 >> Op four, last operator standing.
44:46 >> That was clean. Okay, now Daddy, I'm wet.
44:51 Your last shot was good. Your last shot
44:54 was skill. Your first shot was skill.
44:57 The second kill was complete luck. The
44:59 third kill was complete luck. Dude, I'm
45:14 Is he sm Chad? Do not do that, bro. What
45:17 do you mean moged? Chad, what do you
45:20 mean moged? Bro, chat, y'all just say
45:23 that to any picture, dude. Y'all
45:26 literally say that to every picture.
45:28 Hey, Joshua Dobs, can I have your
45:31 autograph? You're hilarious. Yo, Jukes,
45:42 Bro is in his sperm form. I don't even
45:44 know what that means. Joke didn't land
45:45 because I don't even know what you're saying.
45:51 Hey Baldi, you look like your own
45:55 testicle. False because I don't shave my
46:04 Okay, 1v3 scenario.
46:08 Oh, dear God. What is this scope? This
46:11 is what I call a Stormtrooper scope.
46:13 Dog, y'all know how in Star Wars the
46:15 Stormtroopers literally never kill
46:18 anyone. They just miss. They just Yo,
46:20 bro. These are the scopes that the
46:30 Repel. Repel. Repel.
46:33 Repel.
46:37 It's copper 4. It's copper 4. Sweet
47:07 Okay. So, I'm doing everything in my
47:11 power to not vomit right now. You're not
47:13 even aiming at penis level. You're not
47:16 even aiming at foot level. You're aiming
47:20 at floorboard level, brother. God forbid
47:22 you actually run into an enemy right
47:24 now. You're literally just going to be
47:27 shooting the floorboards. Like, I don't
47:29 I can't even tell if this is like
47:33 satire. Are you being serious? You're
47:36 literally aiming at the floorboards.
47:39 Even if you saw an enemy, you're not
47:51 Stop aiming at the ground.
48:14 Please tell me he was Xbox. Please God,
48:21 There he is.
48:23 Yo, brother man, how's it going? just
48:25 stumbled across some Lion gameplay of
48:27 you playing on Skyscraper.
48:29 I'm going to need you to take your
48:33 controller and donate it um so it can be
48:35 used by someone with more skills. That
48:39 was the worst aim I've ever seen.
48:41 Also, if you plan on not donating your
48:43 controller and you want to keep on
48:47 playing games, maybe don't aim at the
48:50 floorboard level.
48:58 Hop that world Minecraft
49:00 Chad. I'm not a L bully. I'm not a L
49:04 bully. Awa with the prime. Trey with the
49:08 prime. Josh with the prime.
49:10 Jinxy, you're my favorite streamer. No
49:14 ho Hank. Uh, I don't know who that is. I
49:16 don't know who that is. Who is No Ho
49:19 Hank. Hi guys, pull up an image. Send me
49:34 Can y'all hear him? Could y'all hear him?
49:42 >> Or eliminated.
49:44 >> He said, "Jinxy, I'm plat one in Rocket
49:46 League. If you if I beat you in a 1v
49:50 one, buy me a Suron." What is a Suron,
49:52 chat? What is that?
49:55 Hi Vice. Okay. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All
49:58 right. Hi Vice. I see it. I see the
50:02 image. Hi Vice.
50:04 Cool. I don't look anything like this
50:08 guy. Nothing like this idiot. Hi Vice.
50:29 Where's the clip? It's just a kill cam.
50:32 Preston, where is your clip? It's just a
50:35 kill cam. Preston, I don't see the clip.
50:38 I don't see the clip. Preston, stop.
50:40 stop.
50:43 I immediately know you're a low rank in
50:46 Siege when I hear the main menu music
50:48 cuz everybody turns that off after their
50:57 Did you actually have to clip the entire
51:00 [ __ ] prep phase?
51:04 Guys, learn how to edit. Please, for the
51:08 love of God, learn how to edit.
51:24 >> Preston, I'm still waiting for the clip. Bro,
51:25 Bro,
51:28 I'm halfway through the clip and you're
51:31 reinforcing in the prep phase. Preston,
51:39 All right, I'm going to need everybody
51:42 to do me a favor. Strap on your seat
51:45 belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.
51:47 All signs point to this being some of
51:54 Warden, pick up the C4. Warden, pick up
51:57 the C4.
52:00 >> Warden, pick up the C4.
52:03 Warden, pick up the C4. >> Reloading.
52:05 >> Reloading.
52:08 Is he shaking his head?
52:10 Warden. Hi guys, can we remove these
52:14 boxes? These two.
52:16 Warden, pick up the C4. Warden, pick up
52:24 Warden,
52:28 pick up the C4. Warden.
52:32 Warden, pick up the C4. Thank you. Thank God.
52:45 >> Preston, thank you so much for the clip.
52:48 Preston, thank you so much, bro. That is
52:50 two minutes of my life I'm never going
52:52 to get back. Preston,
52:54 thank you so much for the clip, Preston.
52:57 Appreciate you, dude.
53:00 That is two minutes of my life I'm never
53:08 Stop. This guy looks comp. It's just
53:09 little things like this, bro. The
53:11 crosshair placement, having the laser on
53:15 the gun, using RAM R4C with the ACOG.
53:31 Yeah, he's going to be good.
53:33 Do you see how tight this angle is? This
53:42 Wow. He heard an enemy combatant above
53:50 This has potent. Oh my god. Wait, he
53:57 Wait, this guy has like the best ears
53:59 I've ever seen. Loading
54:12 >> Oh my god. Oh my god.
54:24 >> Remaining.
54:31 Wow.
54:35 Best clip of the day. I mean, he hasn't
54:42 guys. I don't Enough with the selfies. I
54:45 like I don't I'm not on your Snapchat,
54:49 dude. Let's keep it to gaming, bro. He
54:51 hasn't had much competition. I will say
54:54 that. But that is by far the best of the
54:58 day. By far. All right. I mean, and does
55:00 Xbox have any moderation?
55:09 ET, Mr. Clean, Johnny Sin. Yeah, bro.
55:11 You're not creative. You You're not
55:26 Yep. This is immediately going to be a
55:27 high rank. You can just see by the arrow
55:31 roll, bro. Nobody in gold can do this,
55:34 bro. Look at this.
55:36 Yeah, you already know it's going to be
55:45 Over to middle.
55:47 You already know it's going to be a high rank.
55:59 That's the best clip of the day. That's
56:09 brother. Man, that is the best clip of
56:13 potentially 2026. My boy, you should be
56:17 proud of yourself. Wow. What a clip,
56:20 sisters. What a clip, sisters.
56:23 Worst year ever. Yo, Red Kool-Aid Jammer
56:25 with the 12 month sub. Appreciate it,
56:28 dude. Subbing because you're my favorite blobfish.
56:30 blobfish.
56:32 Appreciate that, Blake. Appreciate the
56:34 kind words, dude.
56:49 Okay. So, I have a question for you and
56:51 I want you to answer it.
56:53 What is the point of shooting the Kona station
56:55 station
56:56 if you guys are the ones with sight
56:59 control? It's a healing station. It
57:01 doesn't matter who hits it, right?
57:04 Defender or attacker. What is the point
57:07 of shooting it if you can get a heal
57:09 from it?
57:11 So instead of just walking into it and
57:21 This is what we called a point fiend.
57:28 I mean, I'm not a genius, but I can
57:30 literally hear this guy stampeding on
57:35 the right. Also, what in God's green
57:41 Right.
57:49 bro. Turn right.
57:52 Turn right.
58:08 Retire. Literally retire. [ __ ]
58:11 retire. You are terrible.
58:16 Okay, guys. For the 900th time, I am not
58:19 y'all's Snapchat friend. I don't want to
58:35 Moged, mugged, mugged, mugged.
58:39 5k berries from Kenna. Much love, man.
58:42 Happy 33 months. Glad to see your
58:51 Kenna. Thank you.
58:53 Here we go. These are the clips I like
58:55 to see. 2v4 scenario. What do you do
59:09 So, what I would have done is I would
59:11 have lined up a one-shot headsh shot to
59:14 preserve ammo. But then again, I'm a chub.
59:24 Atrocious. I'm going to be honest. You
59:26 literally got saved by a recoiled headsh shot.
59:27 shot.
59:29 >> OP four, last op standing. >> Left.
59:32 >> Left.
59:35 Okay. It's a mid clip, bro. Bro, it's a
59:37 mid clip. It It's a mid clip. Three out
59:39 of 10
59:42 or do I say two out of 10? Three out of
59:46 10 or two out of 10?
59:55 Attack on Titan update. I'm currently in
59:58 season 3, episode 4. I haven't been
59:59 grinding it. I'm going to grind it though. Gah hook with the five gifted.
60:02 though. Gah hook with the five gifted. Gah hook with the five gifted.
60:03 Gah hook with the five gifted. Appreciate you my boy.
60:06 Appreciate you my boy. I'm gonna grind it though, chat. Don't
60:07 I'm gonna grind it though, chat. Don't worry, I'm gonna grind it. Mercy with
60:10 worry, I'm gonna grind it. Mercy with the five gifted W. Mercy in the chat.
60:21 Next coming in from Kurvu. Oo, Rocket League.
60:35 Okay, I can't tell if this is a high rank or a low rank yet. Give me five
60:37 rank or a low rank yet. Give me five more seconds.
61:21 Best clip of the week. Oh, it's a puppy. It's a widow puppy.
61:25 Oh, it's a puppy. It's a widow puppy. Best clip of the week. Ghook with the
61:27 Best clip of the week. Ghook with the five gifted yet again. Appreciate you,
61:29 five gifted yet again. Appreciate you, my brother. Appreciate you, my brother.
61:31 my brother. Appreciate you, my brother. W Keso viewer. Love. Thank you. Hey,
61:34 W Keso viewer. Love. Thank you. Hey, Jinxy. What the hell happened? Where are
61:37 Jinxy. What the hell happened? Where are your eyebrows? Uh, love is rage. If you
61:40 your eyebrows? Uh, love is rage. If you weren't in yesterday's stream, go back
61:43 weren't in yesterday's stream, go back in the VA. Everything will make sense.
61:46 in the VA. Everything will make sense. Everything will make sense. I'm not
61:47 Everything will make sense. I'm not going to explain it because that is one
61:49 going to explain it because that is one of the most uh traumatic streams of my
61:51 of the most uh traumatic streams of my life. So, I'm not going to explain it.
61:53 life. So, I'm not going to explain it. That is one of the most traumatic
61:54 That is one of the most traumatic streams of my life, dude. So, go back
61:57 streams of my life, dude. So, go back into the VOD. Check it out. Love you,
61:59 into the VOD. Check it out. Love you, Daddy Golden. Appreciate that, Kum.
62:09 Bro, did our clips finally freeze? No. Oh, Chad, our clips might be cooked.
62:12 Oh, Chad, our clips might be cooked. Let's see if Let's see if the Xbox
62:14 Let's see if Let's see if the Xbox works. Hey, Jinxy, can you cream inside
62:17 works. Hey, Jinxy, can you cream inside of me?
62:19 of me? You know what? Let's take a rain check
62:21 You know what? Let's take a rain check on that one, brother. Man, appreciate
62:23 on that one, brother. Man, appreciate you. Let's take a rain check on that,
62:26 you. Let's take a rain check on that, bro. How about I don't know, maybe
62:28 bro. How about I don't know, maybe asking a normal [ __ ] question. Can I
62:31 asking a normal [ __ ] question. Can I cream inside of you? I mean, bro, what
62:33 cream inside of you? I mean, bro, what is wrong with your head to even type
62:36 is wrong with your head to even type that?
62:42 Nice eyebrows. Appreciate it, bro. You're so creative, dude. You're a
62:44 You're so creative, dude. You're a comedic genius, brother. Yeah, nice
62:47 comedic genius, brother. Yeah, nice eyebrows. Yep. Nice eyebrows. Yzi with
62:50 eyebrows. Yep. Nice eyebrows. Yzi with the five gifted wazi in the chat.
62:54 the five gifted wazi in the chat. Wazi in the chat. Hey, Caillou.
63:07 Wait, maybe not. Maybe not. Maybe our clips aren't frozen. Maybe they're not
63:09 clips aren't frozen. Maybe they're not frozen. Maybe they're not. Next of the
63:12 frozen. Maybe they're not. Next of the day.
63:19 Okay, I'm already noticing a diamond charm. I like what I see.
63:40 I like that you're flipping camps. That's a really good habit to get into.
63:42 That's a really good habit to get into. I love that you're flipping camps.
63:57 He could do something so devious right now. If he shoots this barricade, it'll
64:00 now. If he shoots this barricade, it'll create a slit where you can see them.
64:04 create a slit where you can see them. He's so smart.
64:05 He's so smart. >> Advisor has located
64:08 >> Advisor has located >> that dude. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
64:09 >> that dude. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How? Wait. What?
64:13 wait, wait. How? Wait. What? Wait. How did he get two? How did he get
64:16 Wait. How did he get two? How did he get two? What the [ __ ]
64:30 >> Love this angle. Honestly though, let's make this a little bit tighter. like my
64:32 make this a little bit tighter. like my ass. Come on, chat. You know I always
64:34 ass. Come on, chat. You know I always got to say it. My ass is tight, though,
64:37 got to say it. My ass is tight, though, dude. I've like I told y'all, true
64:40 dude. I've like I told y'all, true story, I've only ever been able to fit
64:41 story, I've only ever been able to fit Cheetos up there.
64:49 Right. Close. Right. Horrible aim. Terrible reaction time by Ram though.
64:52 Terrible reaction time by Ram though. >> OP four. Last op standing.
65:02 Very, very Okay, I'm going to be honest. 6.3 out of 10, which for me that's a
65:05 6.3 out of 10, which for me that's a high rating, bro. Brother, brother,
65:07 high rating, bro. Brother, brother, brother. For me, that's a high rating.
65:09 brother. For me, that's a high rating. Like, I don't just hand out six out of
65:11 Like, I don't just hand out six out of 10.
65:13 10. Can you queef on me? Um, okay. I don't
65:18 Can you queef on me? Um, okay. I don't even think that's legitimately possible,
65:20 even think that's legitimately possible, brother. I don't think I'm capable of
65:22 brother. I don't think I'm capable of doing that.
65:25 doing that. I'm going to be honest. I don't even
65:26 I'm going to be honest. I don't even know what that means. I've heard the
65:28 know what that means. I've heard the word before, but I don't even know what
65:29 word before, but I don't even know what that means.
65:31 that means. >> Is it like a fart?
65:33 >> Is it like a fart? >> Are we still going for drinks after
65:35 >> Are we still going for drinks after this?
65:36 this? >> Hey Jinx, what planet are you from? So,
65:39 >> Hey Jinx, what planet are you from? So, I'm not an alien. I just got a haircut
65:42 I'm not an alien. I just got a haircut and I got my eyebrows cut. I'm the same
65:44 and I got my eyebrows cut. I'm the same old dude. Next time you type that, watch
65:47 old dude. Next time you type that, watch what happens to your account.
65:49 what happens to your account. >> Win. After the week I've had, I need it.
66:09 >> Okay, I'm going to be honest. You have the trigger finger of somebody's
66:11 the trigger finger of somebody's grandpa.
66:17 >> I'm I'm just going to be honest. >> Devices out like a light.
66:26 Shoot the barricade. Wait, what? What? What?
66:28 What? >> OP four eliminated.
66:42 Hey guys, can we send in actual clips to learn from? I mean,
67:08 I don't know what that was. That something about that picture was eerie,
67:11 something about that picture was eerie, bro. Those were like triplet twins or
67:14 bro. Those were like triplet twins or something, bro.
67:22 Bro, something about that was weird. Something about that was really weird. I
67:23 Something about that was really weird. I don't know. That was an eerie image,
67:25 don't know. That was an eerie image, bro. That was eerie. That was eerie,
67:28 bro. That was eerie. That was eerie, bro. Something about that was really
67:31 bro. Something about that was really [ __ ] eerie, dude. I don't know how to
67:33 [ __ ] eerie, dude. I don't know how to explain it.
67:36 explain it. I don't know. That was weird. Okay,
67:38 I don't know. That was weird. Okay, chat. Okay. Okay. I think our clips are
67:40 chat. Okay. Okay. I think our clips are cooked. Let's see.
67:42 cooked. Let's see. Are our clips cooked? Let me try my main
67:44 Are our clips cooked? Let me try my main account. Oh, no. We're good. Silver, by
67:47 account. Oh, no. We're good. Silver, by the way, Divine,
67:50 the way, Divine, bro, I remember Divi, bro. Chat, Divine
67:53 bro, I remember Divi, bro. Chat, Divine is like one of my first ever viewers,
67:55 is like one of my first ever viewers, dude. Literally, bro. Like, one of my
67:59 dude. Literally, bro. Like, one of my first ever viewers, bro.
68:02 first ever viewers, bro. Oh my god. Holy OG.
68:10 Okay, 18 seconds on the clock. He did say silver by the way, so my
68:13 say silver by the way, so my expectations are not high.
68:36 What? All right, divine. What is this?
68:39 divine. What is this? What is this clip, bro?
68:51 You are not silver. You are not silver. What?
68:52 What? There's not a single silver in the
68:55 There's not a single silver in the history of the universe who's ever done
68:57 history of the universe who's ever done that. There is no call me a liar, chat.
69:02 that. There is no call me a liar, chat. There is not a s Oh my god, I just
69:05 There is not a s Oh my god, I just farted. Oh, I really hope the camera
69:07 farted. Oh, I really hope the camera didn't picked that up. Uh, hey Jinxy.
69:09 didn't picked that up. Uh, hey Jinxy. This is why you have high school acne.
69:12 This is why you have high school acne. Villian, glad to see you're still
69:14 Villian, glad to see you're still miserable. Yo chat, Villian has been
69:17 miserable. Yo chat, Villian has been harassing me. Look at his messages.
69:19 harassing me. Look at his messages. Flash the stream. Flash the stream.
69:22 Flash the stream. Flash the stream. Flash the stream. Worst fit of all time.
69:25 Flash the stream. Worst fit of all time. Pick me up. Sit back and let me do all
69:28 Pick me up. Sit back and let me do all the work.
69:30 the work. Wait, Villian, what does it mean? Bro
69:32 Wait, Villian, what does it mean? Bro looks like Frieza. Who is Frieza? High
69:35 looks like Frieza. Who is Frieza? High vice of image, please. Who is Frieza,
69:37 vice of image, please. Who is Frieza, dude?
69:49 Ru, thank you for the five gifted Ruh. Billion, glad to know you're still
69:50 Billion, glad to know you're still miserable, bro. I can just tell by all
69:52 miserable, bro. I can just tell by all your messages.
69:58 Okay, this is what Rocket League's about. Four to four, 8 seconds on the
70:01 about. Four to four, 8 seconds on the clock. Everybody in the lobby probably
70:03 clock. Everybody in the lobby probably has an erection and they're all nervous.
70:05 has an erection and they're all nervous. You know what I'm saying?
70:13 Hi Vice, can you pull it to OBS? I'm locked in right now.
70:22 Okay, let me know if y'all could agree with this, but every time I'm in
70:25 with this, but every time I'm in overtime in Rocket League,
70:28 overtime in Rocket League, not every time. Sometimes I'll precome a
70:31 not every time. Sometimes I'll precome a little bit. Hi vibes. I don't. Okay,
70:35 little bit. Hi vibes. I don't. Okay, Billian. Swinging a miss on this one,
70:37 Billian. Swinging a miss on this one, brother. I don't look anything like this
70:39 brother. I don't look anything like this idiot.
70:42 idiot. I can try to do the pose if y'all want.
70:46 I can try to do the pose if y'all want. Wait, bring him back. Bring him back.
70:55 I don't look like that, Chad. I don't look anything like that. Let's see.
71:04 No. Are twins. No, I don't look like twins.
71:18 Flick it. Really good defense. Oh no. They're going to score the rebound
71:19 They're going to score the rebound though. Your teammates are so out of
71:21 though. Your teammates are so out of position.
71:24 position. They choked. They actually choked.
71:37 You lucky [ __ ] You lucky [ __ ]
71:40 You lucky [ __ ] And then he has the audacity to go to
71:42 And then he has the audacity to go to all chat and say, "Nice shot."
71:46 all chat and say, "Nice shot." I mean, dude,
71:48 I mean, dude, bro, I'm going to be honest. Let me spit
71:50 bro, I'm going to be honest. Let me spit some ball knowledge right now. In Rocket
71:53 some ball knowledge right now. In Rocket League there, the only spots where
71:55 League there, the only spots where there's actually pure luck is kickoff
71:58 there's actually pure luck is kickoff goals and accidental pinches. Bro, the
72:02 goals and accidental pinches. Bro, the accidental pinches that go right in the
72:03 accidental pinches that go right in the net is the unluckiest [ __ ] that could
72:05 net is the unluckiest [ __ ] that could happen to you,
72:12 Chad. This image is AI, right? I I mean, there's no way Drewski did a
72:14 I I mean, there's no way Drewski did a Seahawks video. That's got to be AI,
72:17 Seahawks video. That's got to be AI, dude.
72:24 Egggh head. Junko Bronco, you're the goat. Uh, I don't go by egghehead, so
72:27 goat. Uh, I don't go by egghehead, so maybe come correct next time. Appreciate
72:29 maybe come correct next time. Appreciate it, bro. Nobody goes by egghehead.
72:42 Okay, for like half a second, I thought I got saved.
72:50 So, wait, Chad. As long as you're tapping the ball, you get infinite
72:52 tapping the ball, you get infinite flips.
72:54 flips. That just sounds broken, bro.
72:58 That just sounds broken, bro. So, chat, basically, every time you tap
73:01 So, chat, basically, every time you tap the ball. No. How does it work then?
73:04 the ball. No. How does it work then? How does it work, Chad? How does it
73:06 How does it work, Chad? How does it actually work?
73:22 So chat, how does it actually work? Every time you touch the ball, can you
73:24 Every time you touch the ball, can you get a flip?
73:37 Wait. When all four wheels Oh,
73:39 Oh, when all four wheels hit the ball,
73:42 when all four wheels hit the ball, that's when you're able to for realies.
73:47 that's when you're able to for realies. Hey, Jinxy, looking breathable today.
73:50 Hey, Jinxy, looking breathable today. Uh, mods, permanently remove Griffin
73:53 Uh, mods, permanently remove Griffin from the channel. Griffin, that was uh
73:55 from the channel. Griffin, that was uh your first and last stream.
74:02 Looking breathable today. What if I don't want to be bred? Griffin, have you
74:03 don't want to be bred? Griffin, have you thought about that? Griffin, what if I
74:05 thought about that? Griffin, what if I don't want to be bred, bro?
74:14 How does this guy have music in the game? How is that even possible, dude?
74:20 game? How is that even possible, dude? Don't ban Griffin. Yo, what do you mean
74:22 Don't ban Griffin. Yo, what do you mean don't ban Griffin? He just told me to my
74:25 don't ban Griffin? He just told me to my face, "Hey, Jinxy, looking breathable
74:28 face, "Hey, Jinxy, looking breathable today."
74:29 today." Am I supposed to not ban him?
74:33 Am I supposed to not ban him? Wait, chat. I feel another fart cooking
74:35 Wait, chat. I feel another fart cooking up. Chat, everybody turn up your volume
74:38 up. Chat, everybody turn up your volume on your phone andor PC.
74:49 Okay, that one was a silent killer. That one was a silent killer.
74:52 one was a silent killer. I'm eating. Well, that's on you. That's
74:55 I'm eating. Well, that's on you. That's on you, bro. Because I've told y'all a
74:57 on you, bro. Because I've told y'all a thousand times, this is probably the
74:59 thousand times, this is probably the worst possible stream a person can watch
75:02 worst possible stream a person can watch while eating. Um, andor gooning. Bro, if
75:07 while eating. Um, andor gooning. Bro, if you're eating, this is probably the
75:09 you're eating, this is probably the worst stream you could watch.
75:16 Literally, bro just [ __ ] his pants. I did not [ __ ] my pants. You look like a
75:19 did not [ __ ] my pants. You look like a peanut, bro. My head is not that round.
75:22 peanut, bro. My head is not that round. I actually have pretty good head
75:24 I actually have pretty good head dimensions.
75:26 dimensions. I didn't know Dr. Evil streams.
75:34 Do you, brother, do you want to be socked?
75:35 socked? Next day coming in from frosty. No, no,
75:37 Next day coming in from frosty. No, no, brother, do you want to be socked?
75:46 Chat, what do y'all think of the new Thatcher? Do you like it or not like it?
75:49 Thatcher? Do you like it or not like it? I kind of miss the old Thatcher with the
75:50 I kind of miss the old Thatcher with the EMPs. I feel like this is DTM, chat. DTM
75:54 EMPs. I feel like this is DTM, chat. DTM is slang for doing too much. I feel like
75:56 is slang for doing too much. I feel like this is DTM.
76:19 I would drone. I mean, they could be sitting behind either of these desks. I
76:21 sitting behind either of these desks. I would drone, dude.
76:28 Okay, I'm gonna just keep it a buck. This is probably a high rank chat. What
76:30 This is probably a high rank chat. What did I say? I said they could be behind
76:33 did I say? I said they could be behind either of these desks.
76:35 either of these desks. Got
76:37 Got Yeah, this is okay. This has potential
76:39 Yeah, this is okay. This has potential to be clip of the day.
76:55 Bro, this guy's sense is really high. Sh. I don't think it's him.
76:58 Sh. I don't think it's him. This looks like high sense controller.
77:07 Yeah, because Zim wouldn't whiff like that.
77:10 that. This looks like high sense controller.
77:20 This is roller, dude. Hey Jinxy, can you spread me? Uh, mods
77:23 Hey Jinxy, can you spread me? Uh, mods permanently remove Jish the fish from
77:26 permanently remove Jish the fish from the channel. Thank you.
77:34 I think sticking the plant there was a misplay.
77:36 misplay. See, he's not controller. Look at this.
77:38 See, he's not controller. Look at this. Or no, see he's see he's not Tim. Look
77:40 Or no, see he's see he's not Tim. Look at this spin.
77:43 at this spin. Okay, chat. Now, what do y'all want to
77:45 Okay, chat. Now, what do y'all want to see? W clip session chat. Do y'all want
77:49 see? W clip session chat. Do y'all want to see R six ranked where we do solo to
77:53 to see R six ranked where we do solo to champion? I'm currently diamond two. Or
77:57 champion? I'm currently diamond two. Or do y'all want to see Rocket League where
77:59 do y'all want to see Rocket League where we hit plat? Run a poll and vote.
78:04 we hit plat? Run a poll and vote. I'm down for either. I love both games.
78:07 I'm down for either. I love both games. What do y'all dude? We could do solo
78:09 What do y'all dude? We could do solo champion on Siege. I'm currently diamond
78:11 champion on Siege. I'm currently diamond too. Or Rocket League getting flat. Mods
78:14 too. Or Rocket League getting flat. Mods run a fiveminute poll. I'm going to go
78:16 run a fiveminute poll. I'm going to go tinkle. Everybody vote. Everybody vote.
78:19 tinkle. Everybody vote. Everybody vote. Everybody vote. I'm going to go tinkle.
80:26 Dude. Ch. What's What do y'all want? Rocket League Road to Plat.
80:28 Rocket League Road to Plat. Rocket League. Road to Plat, dude.
80:41 All right, guys. It is time. It is time for me to get platinum. Oh, chat. By the
80:45 for me to get platinum. Oh, chat. By the way, tomorrow we have our biggest Rocket
80:49 way, tomorrow we have our biggest Rocket League tournament at H High.
81:00 Tomorrow we have our biggest Rocket League stream
81:04 we have our biggest Rocket League stream that we have ever did yet
81:08 that we have ever did yet or ever done. I think that's the right
81:10 or ever done. I think that's the right one. Ever done.
81:12 one. Ever done. Chat, look at this bracket.
81:15 Chat, look at this bracket. Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the
81:18 Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the finalized bracket, but these are the
81:21 finalized bracket, but these are the finalized teams. Now, I fear I may have
81:24 finalized teams. Now, I fear I may have cooked. Now, here are the teams, Chad.
81:26 cooked. Now, here are the teams, Chad. Here are the teams. I tried to do like
81:29 Here are the teams. I tried to do like duos that I think would have good
81:31 duos that I think would have good chemistry together.
81:34 chemistry together. So, I did Jinxy and Joe Bart. Ar. And I
81:38 So, I did Jinxy and Joe Bart. Ar. And I think, bro, me and Joe is going to be
81:40 think, bro, me and Joe is going to be one of the best teams. Ary and Yugi.
81:43 one of the best teams. Ary and Yugi. This is a team that I I love. I love I
81:45 This is a team that I I love. I love I love that I made this team. Riley and
81:47 love that I made this team. Riley and Zoink. I think they're going to have a
81:49 Zoink. I think they're going to have a good time. I think they're going to get
81:50 good time. I think they're going to get it all good. XQC and PBM. Ron and Lacy.
81:55 it all good. XQC and PBM. Ron and Lacy. That's a sleeper team. Here's another
81:57 That's a sleeper team. Here's another sleeper team. Mingo and Sketch. The
82:00 sleeper team. Mingo and Sketch. The thing is Mingo and Sketch are both like
82:03 thing is Mingo and Sketch are both like gold/plat
82:05 gold/plat skill. So they're none of them are
82:07 skill. So they're none of them are terrible. Um Ginger and Marlin Ging
82:11 terrible. Um Ginger and Marlin Ging probably either the second or third best
82:14 probably either the second or third best player in the tournament. Actually,
82:16 player in the tournament. Actually, maybe Squeaks. Squeaks might be the best
82:18 maybe Squeaks. Squeaks might be the best player in the tournament.
82:20 player in the tournament. Squeaks is diamond. XQC's diamond.
82:23 Squeaks is diamond. XQC's diamond. Ging's plat. Joe's plat. Joe was diamond
82:26 Ging's plat. Joe's plat. Joe was diamond like years ago.
82:29 like years ago. But yeah, so we got Lewig and Squeaks,
82:31 But yeah, so we got Lewig and Squeaks, Gingen Marlin, Mingo Sketch, Ron Lacy
82:33 Gingen Marlin, Mingo Sketch, Ron Lacy chat, this is going to start tomorrow at
82:36 chat, this is going to start tomorrow at 6:00 p. p.m., dude. All right, so make
82:38 6:00 p. p.m., dude. All right, so make sure you're there. It's going to be
82:40 sure you're there. It's going to be cinema.
82:56 Okay, you know what? No more um messing around. No more
83:00 No more um messing around. No more trolling around. If I actually lock in,
83:05 trolling around. If I actually lock in, I will not only get platinum in twos
83:07 I will not only get platinum in twos today, as you can see, I'm division
83:08 today, as you can see, I'm division four, but I'll also get platinum in
83:10 four, but I'll also get platinum in threes today. Do you feel what I'm
83:13 threes today. Do you feel what I'm saying?
83:20 Again, big shout out to Epic Games for resetting my rank to gold three. I never
83:23 resetting my rank to gold three. I never thought they would do that. Dead ass.
83:25 thought they would do that. Dead ass. And they reset my turn rank to gold. I
83:27 And they reset my turn rank to gold. I never thought they would do that.
83:39 The goal for today is to get platinum in threes and twos.
84:03 Wait, what? How did he get that much power on him? What?
84:35 Nice. Good clear. Yo, teammate, teammate, teammate.
84:41 Bro, threes it's so hectic to try to get a goal. Twos is the best, bro. Nice.
84:57 He out. W teammate.
85:14 Oh my god. Open that. What are you? Why would you shoot? I had it.
85:20 I almost messed I almost had a good touch, bro. I messed that up so bad.
86:06 I was right there. Oh my god. I would have came in my pants if I
86:08 I would have came in my pants if I scored like that. Legitimately,
86:20 bro, threes. It's so much rarer to get gold.
86:48 I need a stack. I need a squad. No. Please, no.
86:50 Please, no. Uzzi, not again.
87:10 Stop. Oh my god. Stop, bro.
87:28 We got to get something going. This is a [ __ ] disaster, man.
87:57 I'm just coping. He's probably He's probably not even.
88:20 We need to tie this [ __ ] game. Oh [ __ ] Nice.
89:22 I'm so [ __ ] clutch. It's insane. It is insane how clutch I
89:26 It is insane how clutch I Hit
90:07 Nice. Good shot.
90:20 Hit it over the middle for Christ's sakes.
90:33 Get that weak [ __ ] out of here. Get that weak [ __ ] out of here, boy.
90:36 weak [ __ ] out of here, boy. Oh no.
91:50 Oh my god, I got scared. I got to fix my camera after this game,
91:52 I got to fix my camera after this game, bro.
91:55 bro. What a touch. What a touch.
92:34 Homie. Homie. I got bumped by this [ __ ] By this
92:37 I got bumped by this [ __ ] By this absolute [ __ ]
92:54 you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wayne Gretzky.
93:50 What is this match making? Why am I the only gold in the lobby? And
93:53 Why am I the only gold in the lobby? And why am I the only guy with a goal?
93:58 why am I the only guy with a goal? Plat.
94:04 What? What the hell?
94:07 What the hell? I'm the only gold in a lobby with five
94:10 I'm the only gold in a lobby with five flat. You've got to be yanking my chain.
94:13 flat. You've got to be yanking my chain. You have got to be yanking my [ __ ]
94:15 You have got to be yanking my [ __ ] chain, bro. Hey, Lex Luthther, calm
94:19 chain, bro. Hey, Lex Luthther, calm down. I don't know who that is, bro.
94:25 I need to get mouthwash, chat. I have literally coffee on my tongue and it
94:27 literally coffee on my tongue and it looks like I ate ass. One moment, chat.
94:30 looks like I ate ass. One moment, chat. I'll be back in 11 seconds.
94:59 right, dude. Bro, what type of crappy matchmaking is that, bro? Yo, stream
95:02 matchmaking is that, bro? Yo, stream snipers.
95:04 snipers. Yo, stream snipers.
95:15 tournament in 10 minutes. What type of tournament? What type of
95:17 What type of tournament? What type of tournament?
95:20 tournament? 600 p.m.
95:22 600 p.m. Wait, you boys.
95:32 There is there is a 2v2 tournament at 7 and there's a 3v3 tournament at 8.
95:37 and there's a 3v3 tournament at 8. There's a 2v2 tournament at seven and a
95:39 There's a 2v2 tournament at seven and a 3v3 at 8.
95:42 3v3 at 8. Oh my god. Okay. Wait, but I don't want
95:46 Oh my god. Okay. Wait, but I don't want to play this pentathlon.
95:53 I don't want to play that. Okay,
95:55 Okay, bro. We should play both the tournaments
95:57 bro. We should play both the tournaments tonight, chat. Okay, we should play both
96:00 tonight, chat. Okay, we should play both the tournaments.
96:02 the tournaments. Open your rewards. What do you mean?
96:04 Open your rewards. What do you mean? What do you mean? Do I have drops?
96:14 Do I have drops? Four deluxe drops.
96:29 Man. Man,
97:09 Cristiano, I already have these though, right?
97:19 >> Yo, how do I turn off these invites? Hi Vice, how I don't know if I even know
97:21 Hi Vice, how I don't know if I even know my epic. How do I turn off these
97:24 my epic. How do I turn off these invites?
97:31 Yo >> yo, how do I turn off these invites,
97:32 >> yo, how do I turn off these invites, dude?
97:34 dude? >> Uh, I have no clue. So, like on PC,
97:37 >> Uh, I have no clue. So, like on PC, there's a way you can open Chat. Does
97:40 there's a way you can open Chat. Does anyone know how to open the Epic Games
97:43 anyone know how to open the Epic Games overlay on console?
97:45 overlay on console? >> Sweet mother of Christ. I'm just going
97:47 >> Sweet mother of Christ. I'm just going to queue. Bro, how are they able to just
97:50 to queue. Bro, how are they able to just do this?
97:52 do this? >> You have to You have to turn them off to
97:54 >> You have to You have to turn them off to [ __ ]
97:56 [ __ ] games.
97:56 games. >> All right, I'll do it later. I'll do it
97:57 >> All right, I'll do it later. I'll do it later. I'll do it later.
98:00 later. I'll do it later. Chat, yo, stream snipers, try to stream
98:03 Chat, yo, stream snipers, try to stream snipe me now, buddy. I'm queuing one
98:05 snipe me now, buddy. I'm queuing one v1's, 2v2s, and 3v3s simultaneously.
98:10 v1's, 2v2s, and 3v3s simultaneously. Try to stream me now, buddy. I dare you.
98:33 He limp dick. He limp dicted. He limp dicted.
98:37 It's been a really, really messed up week. Seven days of torture. That's what
98:40 week. Seven days of torture. That's what happens when you limp dick. Bro, if
98:43 happens when you limp dick. Bro, if you're going to clear it, you got to
98:44 you're going to clear it, you got to clear it, my boy. If not, it's going to
98:47 clear it, my boy. If not, it's going to get finished.
99:07 chat. 2v2 tournament in an hour. Who should my
99:09 should my [ __ ]
99:11 [ __ ] I didn't concentrate. I didn't
99:12 I didn't concentrate. I didn't concentrate, bro. 2v2 tournament in an
99:15 concentrate, bro. 2v2 tournament in an hour. Who should my teammate be? Who
99:18 hour. Who should my teammate be? Who should my teammate be?
99:20 should my teammate be? Who should my teammate be?
99:38 That's a good shot. Squishy would be proud.
100:21 Give me too much space, bro. I'm literally like prime messy
100:24 literally like prime messy flicked you.
102:22 Yes. Own goal for own goal, [ __ ]
102:54 Next goal is probably going to win realistically. Focus.
103:29 Now I'm going to win, [ __ ] How did he get that? Wait, what? What?
103:58 What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing? That's why you never go for
104:01 is he doing? That's why you never go for an attack when you have no boost. What
104:03 an attack when you have no boost. What an idiot, dude. Oh my god. What an
104:06 an idiot, dude. Oh my god. What an actual idiot, dude.
104:09 actual idiot, dude. Let's go.
104:41 Got him. I got him. Got him. I got him. I got him. I got him.
104:48 Bounce. Bounce when she walk. I bounce when she
104:50 Bounce when she walk. I bounce when she walk. I bounce when she walk. J and L.
104:54 walk. I bounce when she walk. J and L. I'm about to [ __ ] myself. Hold up,
104:58 I'm about to [ __ ] myself. Hold up, bro. All my farts are so quiet. I wish I
105:00 bro. All my farts are so quiet. I wish I could just rip y'all's ears out with one
105:02 could just rip y'all's ears out with one of these farts, dude. I wish I could get
105:04 of these farts, dude. I wish I could get a fart that just goes,
105:20 ladies and gentlemen, stream snipers, I got a message to
105:21 stream snipers, I got a message to y'all. Stream snipers, I got a message
105:24 y'all. Stream snipers, I got a message to y'all. Stream snipers, I got a
105:26 to y'all. Stream snipers, I got a message to y'all.
105:32 Bro, I need to find a 2v2 tournament teammate. Chat,
105:34 teammate. Chat, who do y'all think would play a 2v2
105:36 who do y'all think would play a 2v2 tournament with me? Bro, I am lagging my
105:38 tournament with me? Bro, I am lagging my testicles off. Hi guys. It might have to
105:41 testicles off. Hi guys. It might have to do with all the club invites.
105:47 Bro, I want to win a Bro, a 2v2 tournament is in 45 minutes.
106:05 2v2 tournament in 45 minutes. Zoink. Okay. Who should I call?
106:20 It's got to be gold. I don't know who I should call.
106:22 should call. Yo, stream snipers, try to stream snipe
106:24 Yo, stream snipers, try to stream snipe this. I'm queuing ones, twos, and threes
106:27 this. I'm queuing ones, twos, and threes simultaneously.
106:33 Okay, XQC. But what is XQC's tournament rank,
106:36 XQC. But what is XQC's tournament rank, dude? Because I'm trying to do a gold
106:38 dude? Because I'm trying to do a gold tournament because I'm gold. What is
106:40 tournament because I'm gold. What is XQC's tournament rank, dude?
106:49 What is this tournament rank, dude? Lacy. All right, let me call Lacy.
106:52 Lacy. All right, let me call Lacy. Let me call Lacy.
107:05 >> My friend say hi on FaceTime. >> I got you. Yeah. Yes. One sec.
107:08 >> I got you. Yeah. Yes. One sec. >> My friend's calling me right now. Yo,
107:09 >> My friend's calling me right now. Yo, what are you doing?
107:10 what are you doing? >> Yo, Rey. Dude, what's up, man?
107:13 >> Yo, Rey. Dude, what's up, man? >> What's up, bro? There is a 2v2
107:16 >> What's up, bro? There is a 2v2 Rocket League tournament in 43.
107:18 Rocket League tournament in 43. >> Scary to look at, dude. You know what
107:21 >> Scary to look at, dude. You know what you look like? You look like that one
107:22 you look like? You look like that one dude from that movie where he switches
107:24 dude from that movie where he switches personalities.
107:25 personalities. >> Split.
107:26 >> Split. >> Yo, he's actually scary to look at. Look
107:27 >> Yo, he's actually scary to look at. Look at
107:30 at >> Okay, Lacy, can you lock in for a
107:32 >> Okay, Lacy, can you lock in for a second?
107:33 second? >> Yes.
107:34 >> Yes. >> In 43 minutes, there's a 2v2 gold Rocket
107:37 >> In 43 minutes, there's a 2v2 gold Rocket League tournament. Do you want to play?
107:42 League tournament. Do you want to play? I would, but I'm not in LA, dude.
107:44 I would, but I'm not in LA, dude. >> Oh, no worries, bro.
107:50 >> [ __ ] bro. All right. All right. Let me try.
107:53 bro. All right. All right. Let me try. Let me try. Um, wait. At least call me
107:56 Let me try. Um, wait. At least call me back.
107:58 back. >> Yo, JC.
107:59 >> Yo, JC. >> Yo, I lagged out. What's up, bro?
108:00 >> Yo, I lagged out. What's up, bro? >> Quick question. I just saw a Tik Tok of
108:02 >> Quick question. I just saw a Tik Tok of you saying uh for my girlfriend to fart
108:04 you saying uh for my girlfriend to fart on your face.
108:05 on your face. >> No. Okay. I didn't know it was your
108:07 >> No. Okay. I didn't know it was your girlfriend, dude. It was quick. I didn't
108:08 girlfriend, dude. It was quick. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I did not know.
108:12 know. I'm sorry. I did not know. >> So, you don't mean that?
108:13 >> So, you don't mean that? >> No, bro. Of course not. I It was random.
108:16 >> No, bro. Of course not. I It was random. >> Just Just double check it. Just double
108:17 >> Just Just double check it. Just double check.
108:17 check. >> All right.
108:20 >> All right. >> [ __ ] Chad. I just got pressed, bro.
108:22 >> [ __ ] Chad. I just got pressed, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay.
108:25 Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Let me call Sketch. Let me
108:27 All right. Let me call Sketch. Let me FaceTime Sketch. Chat, 42 minutes,
108:30 FaceTime Sketch. Chat, 42 minutes, y'all. 42 minutes.
108:33 y'all. 42 minutes. 42 minutes. Can you stop with the
108:35 42 minutes. Can you stop with the invites? [ __ ] [ __ ] stop.
108:53 You look disgusting. >> Thank you, Sketch. Happy Happy Saturday
108:55 >> Thank you, Sketch. Happy Happy Saturday to you, too, bro. You look disgusting.
108:57 to you, too, bro. You look disgusting. >> Valentine's Day. Go outside. Go outside.
109:00 >> Valentine's Day. Go outside. Go outside. >> Okay, Sketch. I have a
109:01 >> Okay, Sketch. I have a >> Valentine's Day.
109:02 >> Valentine's Day. >> Sketch. I have an offer, bro. Can you
109:04 >> Sketch. I have an offer, bro. Can you chill? I have an offer. You haven't
109:05 chill? I have an offer. You haven't heard it.
109:06 heard it. >> What is the offer? In exactly 42
109:10 >> What is the offer? In exactly 42 minutes, there is a Rocket League 2v2
109:13 minutes, there is a Rocket League 2v2 gold tournament. Would you like to be in
109:16 gold tournament. Would you like to be in my team?
109:19 my team? >> Can I?
109:20 >> Can I? >> All right. I'm I'm down.
109:22 >> All right. I'm I'm down. >> 42 minutes.
109:23 >> 42 minutes. >> 42 minutes. I'll see you.
109:25 >> 42 minutes. I'll see you. >> All right. Yes.
109:28 >> All right. Yes. Yes. Okay. Lock, bro. It's a gold
109:31 Yes. Okay. Lock, bro. It's a gold tournament. Me and Scot.
109:33 tournament. Me and Scot. Locked. Lock. Chat. Lock. Lock. We're
109:36 Locked. Lock. Chat. Lock. Lock. We're going to win.
109:38 going to win. Yo, to the guys that are inviting me,
109:41 Yo, to the guys that are inviting me, it's Valentine's Day. Get some ass.
109:44 it's Valentine's Day. Get some ass. Well, okay. That's kind of That's kind
109:47 Well, okay. That's kind of That's kind of ironic.
110:02 You know what, chat? Happy Valentine's Day, dude.
110:16 Bro, let me Ari aerial. I want to show off. I want to show off.
110:36 Yo, Dora, stay on the floor. You're You are not good at aerials.
110:39 are not good at aerials. But I am. But I am. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, god.
110:50 You're right. I got to call my girlfriend. Dude, it's Valentine's.
111:06 I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. Wait. I'm so good. I'm so good.
111:32 I was going to celebrate. I was going to celebrate.
111:35 celebrate. Save that one, buddy.
111:53 Take off your pants right now, sir. Sir, take off your pants.
112:01 I'm so good. Holy [ __ ] I'm so good.
112:04 I'm so good. I'm so good.
112:44 Chad, I'm going to call her. I'm going to call her.
112:45 to call her. I'm going to call her. I'm not a bad
112:48 I'm going to call her. I'm not a bad boyfriend.
112:57 Nice. Good. Clear, >> bro. What are you doing? What are you
112:59 >> bro. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
113:28 Whose team are you on? Who are you working for? No. Who are you working
113:30 working for? No. Who are you working for? Who are you working for? Dora.
113:32 for? Who are you working for? Dora. Dora, who are you? Who are you working
113:34 Dora, who are you? Who are you working for?
113:40 My teammate just did a redirect into my own net. Like, do you see what I'm
113:41 own net. Like, do you see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm saying?
114:24 What a save. What a save.
114:47 What I can't say. Oh my god.
115:27 No, no, that we needed that. Wait, wait.
115:28 wait. Demolition [ __ ]
115:57 You have got to be [ __ ] choking me.
116:01 choking me. What the actual [ __ ]
116:27 So, I've lost two games of 3v3 today, and in both
116:29 two games of 3v3 today, and in both games, I'm the only one with a goal.
116:33 games, I'm the only one with a goal. Borite,
116:35 Borite, I guess I'll D rank, cuz that makes
116:37 I guess I'll D rank, cuz that makes sense. Also, in one of the opposing
116:41 sense. Also, in one of the opposing team's goals was my teammate redirecting
116:44 team's goals was my teammate redirecting it into our own net for our own goal.
116:47 it into our own net for our own goal. All right.
116:57 Hello, baby. Hello. Look, I'm going to keep it short and sweet. It's
116:59 keep it short and sweet. It's Valentine's Day. I love you.
117:12 >> Remember what I said? We got to keep it tame because, you know what I'm saying?
117:14 tame because, you know what I'm saying? Twitch is going to ban me.
117:17 Twitch is going to ban me. I know exactly what you're saying. Tame
117:19 I know exactly what you're saying. Tame it is.
117:21 it is. >> All right. So, I'll see you later
117:22 >> All right. So, I'll see you later tonight uh for our Valentine's Day get
117:25 tonight uh for our Valentine's Day get together.
117:27 together. >> Looking forward to it.
117:30 >> Looking forward to it. >> What uh what dress are you going to
117:31 >> What uh what dress are you going to wear?
117:36 >> Surprise, surprise. You'll love it though.
117:37 though. >> Okay, I got to go. I got to go. No, no,
117:38 >> Okay, I got to go. I got to go. No, no, no. I'm getting bricked again.
117:40 no. I'm getting bricked again. I'm getting bricked again.
118:43 How do you miss an open net? How do you miss open net? Do you want to fight,
118:45 miss open net? Do you want to fight, dude, or what?
118:58 Oh my god. I did it. Then I did it. Oh no. And then he said, "Nice shot." I'm
119:01 no. And then he said, "Nice shot." I'm sorry.
119:07 Bad timing on that. I have the worst timing ever.
119:44 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
121:23 [ __ ] That was such an easy peak moment.
121:38 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
122:00 I'm the only person to score a goal on my team in the last three [ __ ] games.
122:50 What? What? What's the point of doing that? What is the point of doing that?
123:12 So, wait. We got a 2v2 tournament in 28 minutes, bro.
123:19 In 28 minutes. in 28 minutes, dude.
123:22 in 28 minutes, dude. Oh my god, I'm almost.
123:39 He's gone and bloody done it. He's gone and bloody done it. He's gone and done
123:41 and bloody done it. He's gone and done it. He's gone and bloody done it. I
123:46 it. He's gone and bloody done it. I dude, let's go. Let's go,
123:49 dude, let's go. Let's go, bro. Hi vis,
123:56 bro. 2v2 tournament in 26 minutes. Sketch text me.
124:19 So chat, here we are. Here are my stats, bro. I am silver in fours. Don't really
124:22 bro. I am silver in fours. Don't really care about fours anyways. Gold, too.
124:25 care about fours anyways. Gold, too. These are my legit stats.
124:28 These are my legit stats. It's cuz you're a Oh, Ryan.
124:31 It's cuz you're a Oh, Ryan. Oh my god, Ryan. I love you, Ryan.
124:35 Oh my god, Ryan. I love you, Ryan. Oh my god, you're so clutch.
124:39 Oh my god, you're so clutch. You're so clutch. Wait, am I going to be
124:42 You're so clutch. Wait, am I going to be in a plat tournament now?
124:54 Okay, Jinxy, you're so cute.
124:57 Jinxy, you're so cute. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I never
125:00 Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I never hear anybody say that, man. Thank you,
125:02 hear anybody say that, man. Thank you, dude. I get like one of those every
125:04 dude. I get like one of those every eight months, bro. Thank you, dude.
125:08 eight months, bro. Thank you, dude. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. So
125:11 Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. So chat, um,
125:14 chat, um, gold tournament in 20 minutes. 20
125:18 gold tournament in 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Gold tournament in 20 minutes.
125:20 minutes. Gold tournament in 20 minutes. But those are my stats, bro. I'm silver
125:22 But those are my stats, bro. I'm silver three in quads, gold two in 3v3, plat
125:27 three in quads, gold two in 3v3, plat one in 2v2, gold three in one. Good
125:29 one in 2v2, gold three in one. Good stats, bro. Not bad stats at all,
125:42 guys. tournament in 25 minutes. Lock in, yo.
125:49 All right. Every time I play threes, nobody on my team does anything and I
125:50 nobody on my team does anything and I just lose. So hopefully they can score.
125:54 just lose. So hopefully they can score. I haven't had a teammate score in the
125:56 I haven't had a teammate score in the last three games. I've been the only one
125:57 last three games. I've been the only one with goals, bro.
125:59 with goals, bro. >> Yo, what the hell?
126:00 >> Yo, what the hell? >> Yo, what's
126:02 >> Yo, what's >> How's it going?
126:03 >> How's it going? >> No, this isn't Dixie, dude.
126:05 >> No, this isn't Dixie, dude. >> Oh yeah, sure. I got you.
126:07 >> Oh yeah, sure. I got you. >> Yes.
126:07 >> Yes. >> Oh [ __ ]
126:08 >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, match cancelled, bro. Have a great
126:09 >> Oh, match cancelled, bro. Have a great life, dude. Love you.
126:10 life, dude. Love you. >> Hey, you too, bro. I I love you, bro.
126:12 >> Hey, you too, bro. I I love you, bro. You're great.
126:15 You're great. >> All right, bro. Have a beautiful
126:16 >> All right, bro. Have a beautiful fantabulous day, bro.
126:19 fantabulous day, bro. >> You, too, goat.
126:28 I know I'm never going to see him again for the rest of my life. Okay, this is
126:30 for the rest of my life. Okay, this is Plat Plat. Plat.
126:58 We're not in Kansas anymore. We're not in Kansas anymore. Oh my god. That's a
127:02 in Kansas anymore. Oh my god. That's a plat one. Holy crap.
127:06 plat one. Holy crap. That's a blatant.
127:58 You got to hit those. You got to hit those, buddy.
128:01 those, buddy. Bump.
128:03 Bump. Bump. Boost up. Boost off.
129:01 [ __ ] I got to get there quicker. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. I got to get there
129:02 in. Lock in. Lock in. I got to get there quicker.
129:16 Tits on a stick. Man, I would not mind this Valentine's Day to
129:19 I would not mind this Valentine's Day to be suffocated by a goth mommy's thighs,
129:22 be suffocated by a goth mommy's thighs, bro. Wait, am I in game chat?
129:31 Yo, Li. Yo, Li. Leo.
129:33 Leo. Li, why are you AFK,
129:36 Li, why are you AFK, bro? Why are you FK?
129:46 Am I real? Yes. >> I know this is real.
129:47 >> I know this is real. >> Yo, what's up, dude? How you doing, bro?
129:52 >> Yo, what's up, dude? How you doing, bro? Yo, bro. Bro, can you hear me?
130:00 Chat, you can't hear me. You can't hear me, chat.
130:06 Hello. Hello. Hello. Yo, can you hear me? Wait. Come on.
130:12 What do you No, don't take a picture of me. I look so bad in this headset.
130:15 me. I look so bad in this headset. >> Dude, can you hear me? Dude,
130:17 >> Dude, can you hear me? Dude, >> I don't care.
130:19 >> I don't care. >> Bro, can you hear me?
130:20 >> Bro, can you hear me? >> I look so goofy.
130:22 >> I look so goofy. >> Wait, Jinxy, is that actually you?
130:23 >> Wait, Jinxy, is that actually you? >> Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
130:27 >> Can you hear me? Can you hear me? >> I can't hear you.
130:28 >> I can't hear you. >> [ __ ]
130:29 >> [ __ ] >> Wait, can we party up after this match
130:30 >> Wait, can we party up after this match and then we can talk?
130:33 and then we can talk? >> Bro, y'all got to say Jitty. Okay, y'all
130:36 >> Bro, y'all got to say Jitty. Okay, y'all are going to say Jitty.
131:00 >> wait. If you're actually James, that's insane.
131:02 insane. >> Oh my god. I'm so sorry,
131:04 >> Oh my god. I'm so sorry, >> bro. You got to clean up the defense,
131:06 >> bro. You got to clean up the defense, bro.
131:07 bro. Yeah, he's got to clean up the defense.
131:09 Yeah, he's got to clean up the defense. No,
131:09 No, >> wait.
131:11 >> wait. Hold up. Hold up.
131:13 Hold up. Hold up. >> Yo, can you hear me?
131:22 >> I don't know. It might be. >> Actually, actually, I think it might be.
131:29 >> Bro, you got to clean up the defense, man.
131:39 He's underage. Yo, chat. Chat. Why does that Matt? No. No. Not like Not like
131:41 that Matt? No. No. Not like Not like that. Not like that. Chat, we're playing
131:44 that. Not like that. Chat, we're playing video games. Why does it mike? What is
131:46 video games. Why does it mike? What is it,
131:49 it, bro? Not like that. Oh my god.
131:52 bro? Not like that. Oh my god. >> You know what I'm saying?
131:54 >> You know what I'm saying? >> Hello,
131:55 >> Hello, >> bro. Can you hear me? Can he hear me,
131:58 >> bro. Can you hear me? Can he hear me, too?
132:03 Bro, this kid's not even trying. He's just He's just He's just going AFK,
132:06 just He's just He's just going AFK, tweaking with his mind. Look. Look at
132:08 tweaking with his mind. Look. Look at him. Look at him. This kid is not even
132:10 him. Look at him. This kid is not even trying.
132:35 I mean, bro, it's four to one. I mean, it's cool or whatever, but the game's
132:37 it's cool or whatever, but the game's already [ __ ] done.
132:39 already [ __ ] done. [ __ ] bro. I lost again.
133:30 How do I join the VC? I don't know how to do that. How do I join the VC?
133:51 >> Yay, Dan. Yay. I love Dan,
133:55 I love Dan, bro. Tournament in 17 minutes, bro.
133:57 bro. Tournament in 17 minutes, bro. Actually lock in,
134:00 Actually lock in, bro. Tournament in 17 minutes, guys.
134:01 bro. Tournament in 17 minutes, guys. Come on.
134:14 No, it's not push to talk. My VC has never not worked, bro.
134:58 Shall I see the skill move? Demo.
135:01 Demo. Demo. I'm such a good teammate. Somebody
135:04 Demo. I'm such a good teammate. Somebody score. [ __ ]
135:15 Score. It's right there. It's right there. Yes.
135:24 That's how you play this [ __ ] >> Bro, do y'all see how good I am?
135:27 >> Bro, do y'all see how good I am? >> You're playing with Jinxy. Yo,
135:29 >> You're playing with Jinxy. Yo, >> bro. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
135:31 >> bro. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? >> Yeah, I can hear you. Hello.
135:32 >> Yeah, I can hear you. Hello. >> What's up, my boy?
135:34 >> What's up, my boy? What's up?
135:35 What's up? >> All right, lock in, dude.
135:39 >> All right, lock in, dude. Go. Finish that. Finish that. Finish
135:41 Go. Finish that. Finish that. Finish that.
135:43 that. >> What the [ __ ] is that? It was wide open,
135:48 >> What the [ __ ] is that? It was wide open, >> bro. It was wide open.
135:51 >> bro. It was wide open. >> Yeah, he's on my team.
136:00 >> Bro, can you hear me? >> Yeah, I can hear you.
136:01 >> Yeah, I can hear you. >> Bro, I need you to score at next time.
136:02 >> Bro, I need you to score at next time. All right, bro.
136:04 All right, bro. >> No, that was different kid. Different
136:06 >> No, that was different kid. Different kid.
136:07 kid. >> Like, bro, you see my shot, bro. You see
136:09 >> Like, bro, you see my shot, bro. You see this, bro? Look at this. Look, look,
136:11 this, bro? Look at this. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
136:14 look, look, look, look, look, >> bro. That's composure in front of the
136:16 >> bro. That's composure in front of the net, dude. That's Erling Holland.
136:20 net, dude. That's Erling Holland. >> Yo. Hey, let's win this, babe. What's
136:21 >> Yo. Hey, let's win this, babe. What's your gamer tag? What's your gamer tag?
136:23 your gamer tag? What's your gamer tag? >> Uh, EBF.
136:25 >> Uh, EBF. >> Nice to meet you, my dude.
136:36 Hit it up. Hit it up. Yo, Shaba, what the [ __ ] Shaba, what are you doing?
136:39 the [ __ ] Shaba, what are you doing? >> I don't know.
136:41 >> I don't know. Probably Twitch.
136:44 Probably Twitch. >> Yo, excuse me.
136:46 >> Yo, excuse me. >> Yo, what's up?
136:47 >> Yo, what's up? >> Yo. Yeah.
136:48 >> Yo. Yeah. >> Wait, are you streaming on Twitch or No,
136:50 >> Wait, are you streaming on Twitch or No, you're just playing.
136:56 >> Said what? >> Are you stream are you are you streaming
136:58 >> Are you stream are you are you streaming right now?
137:00 right now? Yes. Yes. On streaming. Yes. On Twitch.
137:09 Yes. All right.
137:18 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
137:18 me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
137:18 me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Over the
137:20 me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Over the middle. Perfect.
137:27 Demo. I missed the demo. Oh, I'm such a cud.
137:35 Nice. Nice. Nice. I got it. I got it. Shamoo. No, he's got his balls,
137:38 Shamoo. No, he's got his balls, >> guys. Good job, guys. Good job. Good
137:41 >> guys. Good job, guys. Good job. Good job.
137:44 job. >> Huh?
137:46 >> Huh? Did you hear my
137:52 >> Got me when you want. Got me when you need.
138:03 Hey Jinxy, you look like a scrotum. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it,
138:07 Thanks, bro. Appreciate it, bro. You let out a chuckle. I got it. I
138:09 bro. You let out a chuckle. I got it. I got it.
138:12 got it. Good pass, EB. Good pass, my boy.
138:15 Good pass, EB. Good pass, my boy. >> Wait, this
138:18 >> Wait, this Hello. Can you hear me?
138:19 Hello. Can you hear me? >> Yeah. What's up, Eevee?
138:20 >> Yeah. What's up, Eevee? >> Yeah. Uh, this shop is inviting me to a
138:23 >> Yeah. Uh, this shop is inviting me to a party.
138:25 party. >> All right. All right. You going to join
138:26 >> All right. All right. You going to join him?
138:28 him? >> No, cuz he's trying to get me to invite
138:30 >> No, cuz he's trying to get me to invite you. I don't know.
138:33 you. I don't know. >> No, but he's still on he's on now.
138:39 >> No, but he's still on he's on now. >> I don't No, I think he's It's like some
138:41 >> I don't No, I think he's It's like some I don't know. There's two different
138:42 I don't know. There's two different people that are inviting me to a party.
138:45 people that are inviting me to a party. >> Okay, ignore him, dude.
138:53 >> Bro, so what do you normally do in your days, bro? What do you do?
138:56 days, bro? What do you do? >> Go to school.
138:59 >> Go to school. >> That's my brother, bro. Hello.
139:01 >> That's my brother, bro. Hello. >> Wait, what did he say? I got to hear
139:03 >> Wait, what did he say? I got to hear him.
139:04 him. >> I I don't know. He said something about
139:06 >> I I don't know. He said something about Saitama.
139:08 Saitama. >> Oh, about what?
139:14 What? >> No. Saitama. The One Punch Man.
139:18 >> No. Saitama. The One Punch Man. >> Oh, One Punch.
139:19 >> Oh, One Punch. >> One Punch Man.
139:20 >> One Punch Man. >> I don't know who that is.
139:22 >> I don't know who that is. Wait.
139:23 Wait. >> Search him up. Search him up.
139:41 Oh my god, I'm in. >> Yes, he
139:46 I don't know Saitama. I don't know what that is, y'all. Is it a good show?
139:56 >> Chad, what is Saitama? >> It's a It's an anime. It's an anime.
140:00 >> It's a It's an anime. It's an anime. >> Oh my god,
140:02 >> Oh my god, >> bro. What the [ __ ] is that?
140:06 >> bro. What the [ __ ] is that? >> Your brother said that?
140:08 >> Your brother said that? >> Yeah.
140:09 >> Yeah. Bro, tell your brother to chill, bro.
140:13 Bro, tell your brother to chill, bro. >> Yo, he said to chill, bro. He said to
140:15 >> Yo, he said to chill, bro. He said to chill.
140:16 chill. >> Wait, our is so good. Let's play again.
140:18 >> Wait, our is so good. Let's play again. Let's play again.
140:20 Let's play again. >> Yeah, bet. Bet.
140:21 >> Yeah, bet. Bet. >> Bro, our team is so good. Our team is so
140:23 >> Bro, our team is so good. Our team is so good.
140:25 good. >> Got me when you got me when you need me
140:28 >> Got me when you got me when you need me in the morning.
140:34 Wait, can I can I invite my Can I invite my brother or No,
140:35 my brother or No, >> the game
140:37 >> the game >> like to the party. We like party up and
140:39 >> like to the party. We like party up and then
140:42 then >> Yes.
140:43 >> Yes. >> No, dude. No.
140:45 >> No, dude. No. >> All right. All right.
140:46 >> All right. All right. >> You know what? Yeah, sure. Do you have
140:48 >> You know what? Yeah, sure. Do you have them added?
140:50 them added? >> Uh, yeah. Yeah.
140:58 All right. Let me um act this game this party up and then I'll um
141:02 party up and then I'll um mid mid mid.
141:10 >> But this team is good, chat. Wait, what rank is your brother, though?
141:12 Wait, what rank is your brother, though? >> Uh he's he's uh diamond.
141:17 >> Uh he's he's uh diamond. >> Absolutely not. What? No. We're going to
141:20 >> Absolutely not. What? No. We're going to get our head kicked in. What? No. I'm
141:24 get our head kicked in. What? No. I'm not ready to play diamond. I'm not ready
141:26 not ready to play diamond. I'm not ready to play diamond. This is gold.
141:28 to play diamond. This is gold. >> Well, I mean, he's plat in threes, but
141:30 >> Well, I mean, he's plat in threes, but >> we can play. I don't know.
141:32 >> we can play. I don't know. >> All right, fine. We'll just play. We'll
141:34 >> All right, fine. We'll just play. We'll just play together.
141:48 >> Oh, shoot. Yeah. Yeah, he's golden threes. My bad. He's like not He's
141:50 threes. My bad. He's like not He's diamond in twos.
141:52 diamond in twos. >> He's diamond in twos. I swear. I swear.
141:56 >> He's diamond in twos. I swear. I swear. Bro, but that's like smurfing. No,
141:58 Bro, but that's like smurfing. No, that's like smurfing.
142:03 >> No, he just plays with his friends. He kind of gets boosted.
142:04 kind of gets boosted. >> Not really fair though.
142:07 >> Not really fair though. >> Wait, no. I got a tournament. I
142:08 >> Wait, no. I got a tournament. I literally can't, bro. I got a tournament
142:10 literally can't, bro. I got a tournament at 8.
142:11 at 8. >> No,
142:12 >> No, >> bro. I can't. I got to go.
142:18 >> All right, bro. >> Bro, and probably, bro, I might never
142:21 >> Bro, and probably, bro, I might never see you again, dude. So, have a great
142:22 see you again, dude. So, have a great life.
142:24 life. I got you.
142:25 I got you. >> Always make sure to chase your dreams,
142:27 >> Always make sure to chase your dreams, dude. You know what I'm saying?
142:29 dude. You know what I'm saying? >> And always believe in yourself, right,
142:31 >> And always believe in yourself, right, bro?
142:32 bro? >> All right, bro.
142:33 >> All right, bro. >> Have a beautiful life, bro.
142:39 >> What did this [ __ ] say? Hey, what did he say?
142:42 he say? >> He said your He said your brother said
142:45 >> He said your He said your brother said your bald ass your bald ass head looks
142:47 your bald ass your bald ass head looks like Mr. Clean.
142:49 like Mr. Clean. >> All right. All right.
142:50 >> All right. All right. Whatever, dude. Have a good day, bro.
142:54 Whatever, dude. Have a good day, bro. You too.
142:54 You too. >> Call me when you need me in the morning.
142:58 >> Call me when you need me in the morning. Tournament in 8 minutes, chat. Lock lock
143:02 Tournament in 8 minutes, chat. Lock lock in, bro. Tournament in 8 minutes.
143:04 in, bro. Tournament in 8 minutes. >> Yo, Jinxy, one more thing before you
143:06 >> Yo, Jinxy, one more thing before you done. Yo, Mr. Clean needs to be a little
143:07 done. Yo, Mr. Clean needs to be a little bald ass.
143:09 bald ass. >> Shut the [ __ ] up.
143:11 >> Shut the [ __ ] up. [ __ ]
143:13 [ __ ] Tournament in 8 minutes, y'all. I need
143:15 Tournament in 8 minutes, y'all. I need everybody to lock in. Tournament in 8
143:18 everybody to lock in. Tournament in 8 minutes, dude. I'm going to need
143:19 minutes, dude. I'm going to need everybody to lock in. Ch. I'm going to
143:21 everybody to lock in. Ch. I'm going to go be Where is Sketch? Bro, we're going
143:24 go be Where is Sketch? Bro, we're going to lose if he's not locked.
145:03 Call me when you Call me when you need.
145:11 Tournament is in six minutes. Where is sketch, bro? Where is sketch? Oh my god.
145:15 sketch, bro? Where is sketch? Oh my god. The tournament's in six minutes.
145:46 >> jackass, >> bro. Where you at, bro? Where you at?
145:49 >> bro. Where you at, bro? Where you at? >> I'm on Discord calling you.
145:51 >> I'm on Discord calling you. >> All right. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,
145:52 >> All right. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
145:54 hurry. Call me when you want. Call me when you
145:56 Call me when you want. Call me when you need. Call me in the morning.
146:00 need. Call me in the morning. Yo,
146:01 Yo, >> listen. You have to invite me. And I'm
146:02 >> listen. You have to invite me. And I'm on I'm on my KT KTC.
146:06 on I'm on my KT KTC. >> Already invited. Already invited.
146:08 >> Already invited. Already invited. >> And do you know which one it is?
146:09 >> And do you know which one it is? >> KTC182. Yes. Yes. Already invited.
146:13 >> KTC182. Yes. Yes. Already invited. >> Request of I didn't get I didn't get a
146:15 >> Request of I didn't get I didn't get a What is it? The notification.
146:17 What is it? The notification. >> Oh, sorry,
146:18 >> Oh, sorry, >> bro. Hurry. We got four minutes.
146:20 >> bro. Hurry. We got four minutes. >> I'm in here.
146:21 >> I'm in here. >> All right, bro. First,
146:23 >> All right, bro. First, >> Sketch, listen up, dude.
146:26 >> Sketch, listen up, dude. >> All right, bro. Listen, Sketch. We got a
146:29 >> All right, bro. Listen, Sketch. We got a 2v2 gold tournament in 4 minutes. What
146:34 2v2 gold tournament in 4 minutes. What type of car is that?
146:37 type of car is that? >> God damn.
146:39 >> God damn. >> I'm not doing anything you say. You
146:40 >> I'm not doing anything you say. You don't even have a flag on your thing.
146:42 don't even have a flag on your thing. >> Yeah, you have the Bro, I'm not even
146:44 >> Yeah, you have the Bro, I'm not even going to get into your flag.
146:46 going to get into your flag. >> Get into it. Get into it.
146:48 >> Get into it. Get into it. >> What is your title? What is your title?
146:49 >> What is your title? What is your title? >> Can't be handy to Dennis Rodman.
146:52 >> Can't be handy to Dennis Rodman. >> What is your title?
146:54 >> What is your title? >> Um, meeting Kim Jong-un IRL. Nope. Your
146:57 >> Um, meeting Kim Jong-un IRL. Nope. Your title is twos with Mr. Clean. Brother,
147:01 title is twos with Mr. Clean. Brother, for this tournament to work, we need to
147:03 for this tournament to work, we need to be a All right. What's our team name?
147:05 be a All right. What's our team name? Sketch. What's our teammate?
147:06 Sketch. What's our teammate? >> You was I supposed to warm up for this?
147:07 >> You was I supposed to warm up for this? You invited me 42 minutes ago. How many
147:09 You invited me 42 minutes ago. How many people would you call before this?
147:10 people would you call before this? >> Um, zero. I called nobody but us.
147:15 >> Um, zero. I called nobody but us. It's
147:15 It's >> good good ball knowledge there.
147:18 >> good good ball knowledge there. >> All right, sketch.
147:19 >> All right, sketch. >> He looks like your like your
147:22 >> He looks like your like your >> What is our teammate?
147:24 >> What is our teammate? Um,
147:25 Um, >> we have freedom. Uh,
147:26 >> we have freedom. Uh, >> freedom. Freedom.
147:28 >> freedom. Freedom. >> Freedom. No. I mean, I like it, but I
147:33 >> Freedom. No. I mean, I like it, but I like it. I like it, but I'm thinking
147:34 like it. I like it, but I'm thinking something intimidating.
147:37 something intimidating. >> All of a sudden, you're not Mr. USA.
147:39 >> All of a sudden, you're not Mr. USA. >> No. No. No. I like freedom, but bro,
147:43 >> No. No. No. I like freedom, but bro, chat, what? What should it be? The Mr.
147:46 chat, what? What should it be? The Mr. >> Wait, you called Lacy? You called Lacy
147:48 >> Wait, you called Lacy? You called Lacy first?
147:49 first? >> No, I didn't call Lacy. No.
147:51 >> No, I didn't call Lacy. No. >> Oh my god. They're saying you called
147:52 >> Oh my god. They're saying you called Lacy first. No team name Tora
147:55 Lacy first. No team name Tora Poundounders.
147:56 Poundounders. >> Where do I put Where would I put my
147:57 >> Where do I put Where would I put my [ __ ] camera?
147:59 [ __ ] camera? >> Wherever you want, dude. I'm not calling
148:02 >> Wherever you want, dude. I'm not calling it Saitama.
148:07 Chat, give me a good name, please. A good team name.
148:10 good team name. >> You eggheheads.
148:14 >> You eggheheads. Egggh heads. Dumbass and sketch. Dumb
148:17 Egggh heads. Dumbass and sketch. Dumb and dumber across the
148:21 and dumber across the >> All right. All right.
148:21 >> All right. All right. >> Dumber six. You're kind of kind of sick.
148:25 >> Dumber six. You're kind of kind of sick. >> Okay. But who's dumber?
148:26 >> Okay. But who's dumber? >> My chat's listening to my chat's
148:28 >> My chat's listening to my chat's listening to John Cena. What's your chat
148:29 listening to John Cena. What's your chat listening to?
148:32 listening to? >> Uh, Rocket League music, which is peak.
148:33 >> Uh, Rocket League music, which is peak. But wait, wait, wait. Sketch. Who's
148:35 But wait, wait, wait. Sketch. Who's dumber in the two?
148:37 dumber in the two? >> What call did you go to?
148:40 >> What call did you go to? >> What?
148:40 >> What? >> Exactly. I went to four. I went to four.
148:43 >> Exactly. I went to four. I went to four. >> Wait. Why is my tournament rank
148:44 >> Wait. Why is my tournament rank platinum? I lost my gold tournament.
148:46 platinum? I lost my gold tournament. What?
148:48 What? >> What does that mean,
148:49 >> What does that mean, >> bro? That means we're going to be
148:50 >> bro? That means we're going to be playing flats. Have you ever hit plat
148:52 playing flats. Have you ever hit plat before, skat?
148:53 before, skat? >> I'm not worried about playing. You're a
148:54 >> I'm not worried about playing. You're a fake ass plat. I'm the better out of the
148:56 fake ass plat. I'm the better out of the two of us. That's the That's the only
148:58 two of us. That's the That's the only thing you need to be worried.
148:59 thing you need to be worried. >> All right, so here. Let me say this,
149:00 >> All right, so here. Let me say this, bro. No, cuz I already know you're on
149:01 bro. No, cuz I already know you're on [ __ ] You're on [ __ ]
149:03 [ __ ] You're on [ __ ] >> No, I'm not on [ __ ] I'm not on
149:04 >> No, I'm not on [ __ ] I'm not on [ __ ]
149:05 [ __ ] >> No, you're on [ __ ] Sketch. I can
149:06 >> No, you're on [ __ ] Sketch. I can hear it in your voice. Listen, Sketch,
149:08 hear it in your voice. Listen, Sketch, here's the thing, bro. On some real
149:10 here's the thing, bro. On some real [ __ ] dude. That kickoff play with Okay,
149:15 [ __ ] dude. That kickoff play with Okay, if you're the
149:17 if you're the >> No, no, Sketch. I know it's monster.
149:20 >> No, no, Sketch. I know it's monster. >> If you're the second guy, I need you to
149:23 >> If you're the second guy, I need you to go for the second touch and don't go for
149:26 go for the second touch and don't go for a boost. You're a boost fiend, bro. On
149:30 a boost. You're a boost fiend, bro. On everything else up, you are a boost
149:32 everything else up, you are a boost fiend. Sketch. Boost fiend. Literally.
149:36 fiend. Sketch. Boost fiend. Literally. Okay.
149:40 >> Are you talking to me right now? Are you talking to chat?
149:41 talking to chat? >> Who else would I be talking to?
149:44 >> Who else would I be talking to? >> How do I turn off my [ __ ] sounds all
149:46 >> How do I turn off my [ __ ] sounds all over my face? Well, not like that. But
149:49 over my face? Well, not like that. But like it's on my It's It's in my box.
149:52 like it's on my It's It's in my box. >> How do you turn off what?
149:53 >> How do you turn off what? >> It's on I got I got my sub count on my
149:57 >> It's on I got I got my sub count on my [ __ ] box here.
149:58 [ __ ] box here. >> Brother Sketch, you got to figure out
150:00 >> Brother Sketch, you got to figure out how
150:00 how >> But it's on It's It's It's on IRL
150:02 >> But it's on It's It's It's on IRL Toolkit.
150:03 Toolkit. >> You got to
150:05 >> You got to listen. I'm not the CEO of IRL Toolkit.
150:09 listen. I'm not the CEO of IRL Toolkit. >> Bro, you're it. Just drag it. Drag it.
150:13 >> Bro, you're it. Just drag it. Drag it. Sketch. Drag it.
150:14 Sketch. Drag it. >> I can't. It's on toolkit.
150:15 >> I can't. It's on toolkit. >> You just got to drag it. All right. Oh
150:17 >> You just got to drag it. All right. Oh my god. Brand sketch.
150:19 my god. Brand sketch. >> What do you mean? I'm not in anything.
150:20 >> What do you mean? I'm not in anything. >> Sketch. Not yet. Not yet. You'll see.
150:23 >> Sketch. Not yet. Not yet. You'll see. >> I'm on India servers.
150:25 >> I'm on India servers. >> No. No. No. No. Chill. Chill. Chill. I
150:26 >> No. No. No. No. Chill. Chill. Chill. I got sketch.
150:28 got sketch. >> I actually am though.
150:29 >> I actually am though. >> Here's how this is going to happen,
150:30 >> Here's how this is going to happen, dude. It's going to put us in a 2v2
150:33 dude. It's going to put us in a 2v2 tournament and there's probably going to
150:35 tournament and there's probably going to be like 32 teams. If we lose, we're out.
150:38 be like 32 teams. If we lose, we're out. But if we lose, there's a second chance
150:40 But if we lose, there's a second chance tournament. Okay.
150:42 tournament. Okay. >> Sure. That sounds awesome.
150:44 >> Sure. That sounds awesome. >> Are you locked? Are you locked, bro? I'm
150:46 >> Are you locked? Are you locked, bro? I'm so locked in. I got two white claws and
150:48 so locked in. I got two white claws and I'm I got uh four fingers in a
150:51 I'm I got uh four fingers in a cheeseburger right now.
150:52 cheeseburger right now. >> Wait, why were you drinking? Bro, we
150:55 >> Wait, why were you drinking? Bro, we have a tournament. You drank, Sketch? I
150:57 have a tournament. You drank, Sketch? I wouldn't have invited you if I knew you
150:58 wouldn't have invited you if I knew you were drunk,
151:00 were drunk, >> bro. It's a tournament. You're drinking?
151:02 >> bro. It's a tournament. You're drinking? >> I told you. I told you who's watching.
151:04 >> I told you. I told you who's watching. >> So, how how drunk are you?
151:06 >> So, how how drunk are you? >> I'm having a beer or two.
151:08 >> I'm having a beer or two. >> I literally have no I just cracked one
151:10 >> I literally have no I just cracked one open. I just sat down.
151:11 open. I just sat down. >> So, you had one beer. One beer.
151:15 >> So, you had one beer. One beer. I was supposed to have
151:17 I was supposed to have four. Two. But now I'm eating a burner.
151:20 four. Two. But now I'm eating a burner. >> Okay. How many? Okay. So, you have one
151:23 >> Okay. How many? Okay. So, you have one beer. That's fine. One beer.
151:25 beer. That's fine. One beer. >> One white core.
151:27 >> One white core. >> What are we doing? Free free promo now.
151:29 >> What are we doing? Free free promo now. We doing free promo for
151:30 We doing free promo for >> you said two beers.
151:32 >> you said two beers. >> The GG effect is real. I got two in my
151:35 >> The GG effect is real. I got two in my hand.
151:36 hand. >> Chat, should I drink with him? It is
151:38 >> Chat, should I drink with him? It is Valentine's Day and I'm lonely.
151:41 Valentine's Day and I'm lonely. >> Should I drink with him? You You won't
151:43 >> Should I drink with him? You You won't be lonely forever,
151:45 be lonely forever, >> bro. You think so?
151:47 >> bro. You think so? >> If it can happen for me, it can happen
151:49 >> If it can happen for me, it can happen for you.
151:49 for you. >> Who would love this bald ass head,
151:51 >> Who would love this bald ass head, though?
151:52 though? >> That's a good question.
151:56 >> That's a good question. >> Okay. Do I Wait, you're supposed to
151:58 >> Okay. Do I Wait, you're supposed to support me. What do you mean that's a
151:59 support me. What do you mean that's a good question? You're supposed to lift
152:01 good question? You're supposed to lift me up, bro.
152:02 me up, bro. >> No, I meant more like I mean, you're
152:05 >> No, I meant more like I mean, you're probably not going to meet your wife at
152:06 probably not going to meet your wife at church. You probably meet your wife at
152:07 church. You probably meet your wife at like a roulette table or something
152:08 like a roulette table or something smoking a cigarette.
152:10 smoking a cigarette. >> No. No. Ch call my dad and see if we
152:12 >> No. No. Ch call my dad and see if we have beers in the fridge.
152:15 have beers in the fridge. >> Rumored lovers.
152:22 >> Tell me to call my dad. >> My name is
152:23 >> My name is >> Yo, Dad. Quick question.
152:26 >> Yo, Dad. Quick question. >> Yo, Dad, we got any beers in the fridge?
152:29 >> Yo, Dad, we got any beers in the fridge? >> What's up with everyone using these
152:30 >> What's up with everyone using these dwarf cars?
152:32 dwarf cars? >> All right, I'll get him. I'll get him.
152:35 >> All right, I'll get him. I'll get him. >> What is up with these cars?
152:36 >> What is up with these cars? >> Woke him up from a nap, chat. Oh my god,
152:39 >> Woke him up from a nap, chat. Oh my god, my dad was napping. [ __ ] I feel bad.
152:42 my dad was napping. [ __ ] I feel bad. Okay, Sketch, I have time to get to the
152:43 Okay, Sketch, I have time to get to the beer, right? All right, I'll be back.
152:45 beer, right? All right, I'll be back. >> Are you asking me? We got 2 minutes and
152:47 >> Are you asking me? We got 2 minutes and we got 2 minutes.
152:50 we got 2 minutes. >> 2 minutes. I could have ate that burger.
152:51 >> 2 minutes. I could have ate that burger. I wouldn't put it in my I wouldn't put
152:52 I wouldn't put it in my I wouldn't put it in my closet, so I wouldn't eat.
153:08 Hello, Jinxy Stream. You are now under the control of sketch.
153:13 You are now under the control of sketch. What you will do is you will unsubscribe
153:15 What you will do is you will unsubscribe and subscribe to sketch.
153:18 and subscribe to sketch. You have no
153:21 You have no choice or opinion here.
153:24 choice or opinion here. You must sub to sketch.
153:32 You must unsubscribe to Jixie and subscribe to sketch
153:36 subscribe to sketch or pain.
153:39 or pain. A massive toll.
153:46 The first ever drunk Rocket League tournament, baby.
153:48 tournament, baby. >> Wait, this is a YouTube intro. What the
153:50 >> Wait, this is a YouTube intro. What the [ __ ] is going on,
153:51 [ __ ] is going on, >> chat? Look what I got. Look what I got.
153:53 >> chat? Look what I got. Look what I got. Coors Light.
153:55 Coors Light. Another free shout out.
153:56 Another free shout out. >> I'm not going to lie.
153:57 >> I'm not going to lie. >> Another another another freaking free
153:59 >> Another another another freaking free shout out.
154:00 shout out. >> I'm not going to lie, though. Coors
154:02 >> I'm not going to lie, though. Coors Light is really not that good, dude.
154:05 Light is really not that good, dude. >> What? That's even worse. I love Coors
154:08 >> What? That's even worse. I love Coors Light. I love Coors Light. Please
154:10 Light. I love Coors Light. Please sponsor me. Please sponsor me. I'll sell
154:11 sponsor me. Please sponsor me. I'll sell it to every kid I can every kid I meet.
154:14 it to every kid I can every kid I meet. >> No, don't sell Whoa. Whoa. Adult.
154:17 >> No, don't sell Whoa. Whoa. Adult. >> No, not adults.
154:19 >> No, not adults. >> Don't sell it to a [ __ ]
154:21 >> Don't sell it to a [ __ ] every every kid that's adulting.
154:24 every every kid that's adulting. >> No, not even that, bro. That could be
154:25 >> No, not even that, bro. That could be anything. That could be a 18-year-old,
154:28 anything. That could be a 18-year-old, dude. Sell it to 21y old people, bro.
154:32 dude. Sell it to 21y old people, bro. >> 21.
154:33 >> 21. What is this your account? What's going
154:35 What is this your account? What's going on?
154:36 on? >> What do you mean my did count?
154:38 >> What do you mean my did count? >> All right, bro. Lock in. Lock in.
154:40 >> All right, bro. Lock in. Lock in. >> I'm logged in,
154:41 >> I'm logged in, >> bro. Scann. This is a big tournament.
154:43 >> bro. Scann. This is a big tournament. This is my first ever 2v2 tournament.
154:45 This is my first ever 2v2 tournament. Don't [ __ ] up, bro.
154:47 Don't [ __ ] up, bro. >> Sound like you're describing a wiener.
154:50 >> Sound like you're describing a wiener. >> Um, that doesn't even make sense. What
154:53 >> Um, that doesn't even make sense. What wiener two verse two?
154:55 wiener two verse two? >> All right, you go. You go. You go. You
154:56 >> All right, you go. You go. You go. You go.
154:59 go. >> I'm I told you I'm drunk.
155:01 >> I'm I told you I'm drunk. >> No. You said you're one beer deep. You
155:03 >> No. You said you're one beer deep. You said you're one beer in
155:05 said you're one beer in >> [ __ ] flip.
155:06 >> [ __ ] flip. >> What the [ __ ] is that?
155:08 >> What the [ __ ] is that? >> N get him out. Get him out. Sketch. Are
155:10 >> N get him out. Get him out. Sketch. Are you [ __ ] facing?
155:11 you [ __ ] facing? >> Why are we gray?
155:12 >> Why are we gray? >> I got it. I got it. I got it. Go, go,
155:13 >> I got it. I got it. I got it. Go, go, go.
155:13 go. >> Why are we none of us are in the same
155:16 >> Why are we none of us are in the same like It's white on white.
155:18 like It's white on white. >> Over simulated. Sketch. You're over
155:19 >> Over simulated. Sketch. You're over simulated.
155:20 simulated. >> I'm actually Did is this not Do you not
155:23 >> I'm actually Did is this not Do you not have colors on your screen?
155:24 have colors on your screen? >> Are we orange and blue?
155:26 >> Are we orange and blue? >> No. No, it's tournament colors.
155:28 >> No. No, it's tournament colors. >> You [ __ ]
155:31 >> You [ __ ] What the [ __ ]
155:33 What the [ __ ] >> You are drunk. No,
155:34 >> You are drunk. No, >> girl. You're baby.
155:36 >> girl. You're baby. >> You are actually drunk.
155:38 >> You are actually drunk. >> Pass.
155:40 >> Pass. >> Where are you?
155:42 >> Where are you? >> There you go. There you go, baby. Nice
155:46 >> There you go. There you go, baby. Nice sketch. Good pass.
155:47 sketch. Good pass. >> Bump.
155:48 >> Bump. >> Great. Oh my god. I love your
155:50 >> Great. Oh my god. I love your physicality, Sketch. I love your
155:52 physicality, Sketch. I love your physicality.
155:54 physicality. >> Thank you. Let's call him Girth, but
155:55 >> Thank you. Let's call him Girth, but whatever you want to call it.
155:56 whatever you want to call it. >> No, no, not girth, bro. That's going to
155:58 >> No, no, not girth, bro. That's going to make me uncomfortable. Let's lock him.
156:00 make me uncomfortable. Let's lock him. Listen,
156:02 Listen, >> Sketch. Boom.
156:04 >> Sketch. Boom. >> Okay, Sketch, I want you to watch this,
156:06 >> Okay, Sketch, I want you to watch this, okay? See how I didn't go for the boost?
156:08 okay? See how I didn't go for the boost? Look, look, look, look, look, look,
156:09 Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. See
156:10 look, look. See >> what boost you talking about?
156:11 >> what boost you talking about? >> See what I'm saying? I didn't go for the
156:12 >> See what I'm saying? I didn't go for the boost. I was able to get the hook shot.
156:14 boost. I was able to get the hook shot. You
156:14 You >> We're in a tournament. This guy's AFK.
156:16 >> We're in a tournament. This guy's AFK. You You
156:18 You You >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sketch. That's what I
156:20 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sketch. That's what I want you to do. Okay. Right there,
156:22 want you to do. Okay. Right there, Sketch.
156:24 Sketch. You went You went for the boost. You
156:27 You went You went for the boost. You dropped
156:27 dropped >> on every play. every player. I knew what
156:30 >> on every play. every player. I knew what you said was right there. What did I
156:32 you said was right there. What did I just say?
156:34 just say? >> I just scored.
156:35 >> I just scored. >> You're welcome.
156:35 >> You're welcome. >> Our sketch, you are a boost fiend.
156:39 >> Our sketch, you are a boost fiend. >> This is coach to coach.
156:41 >> This is coach to coach. >> You're a boost fiend, bro.
156:43 >> You're a boost fiend, bro. >> Look at that guy. He's got no option.
156:44 >> Look at that guy. He's got no option. Where are you the whole time?
156:46 Where are you the whole time? >> Uh setting up a goal for you.
156:49 >> Uh setting up a goal for you. >> I'm right here. Cheat up. Cheat up. Nice
156:51 >> I'm right here. Cheat up. Cheat up. Nice catch. Now you're doing it good. Okay.
156:53 catch. Now you're doing it good. Okay. Maybe not on the diagonal. Okay.
156:54 Maybe not on the diagonal. Okay. >> What are you doing?
156:55 >> What are you doing? >> On the diagonal. I think you go back.
156:58 >> On the diagonal. I think you go back. T I'm left. I'm supposed to go left
157:01 T I'm left. I'm supposed to go left goes. I think on diagonal kickoff, you
157:04 goes. I think on diagonal kickoff, you go back. I think you go back.
157:08 go back. I think you go back. No, cheating up is good. It's just the
157:09 No, cheating up is good. It's just the diagonal one. You go.
157:18 He's like waiting on me. We're I got it. I got it. I got it. Clearance.
157:23 I got it. I got it. Clearance. >> Clearance rack.
157:26 >> Clearance rack. You sketch.
157:28 You sketch. >> Yep. That's a great pass.
157:31 >> Yep. That's a great pass. Don't miss a flight and then [ __ ] say
157:33 Don't miss a flight and then [ __ ] say it's my fault.
157:34 it's my fault. >> That's me. Yes. Okay. Yeah, that's me.
157:36 >> That's me. Yes. Okay. Yeah, that's me. Oh,
157:37 Oh, >> don't leave your feet.
157:39 >> don't leave your feet. Do not leave your feet,
157:41 Do not leave your feet, >> bro. I can't. I'm able to leave my feet.
157:43 >> bro. I can't. I'm able to leave my feet. I just got to focus.
157:45 I just got to focus. >> Left goes. Left goes.
157:50 >> All right, we're winning, but it's getting dicey.
157:51 getting dicey. >> They're They're parking the bus.
157:53 >> They're They're parking the bus. >> Oh my god. Is that it? Dude, one of one,
157:57 >> Oh my god. Is that it? Dude, one of one, bro.
157:59 bro. >> Now, now you know. No, we're not going
158:01 >> Now, now you know. No, we're not going to get first round cuz you got to lock
158:02 to get first round cuz you got to lock in,
158:04 in, >> bro. Oh my god. All right, I got
158:06 >> bro. Oh my god. All right, I got >> I got two assists. You got You got no
158:08 >> I got two assists. You got You got no You got no assist.
158:09 You got no assist. >> You're right. You're right. You're
158:09 >> You're right. You're right. You're right,
158:10 right, >> bro. I got to focus. I got to focus.
158:12 >> bro. I got to focus. I got to focus. Okay, Sketch. Go, go, go.
158:24 >> Jinxy, you're boo. You're booing. You're booing right now. Want a kickoff?
158:26 booing right now. Want a kickoff? >> What are you What are you What are you
158:27 >> What are you What are you What are you doing?
158:27 doing? >> Kick off. Have you won a kickoff?
158:31 >> Kick off. Have you won a kickoff? >> Holy [ __ ] It's right in my neck.
158:32 >> Holy [ __ ] It's right in my neck. >> Are you a real Are you a Are you a a
158:34 >> Are you a real Are you a Are you a a fake platinum,
158:35 fake platinum, >> bro? Have you want to kick off? [ __ ]
158:50 I'm on it. I'm on it. Awesome job.
158:52 Awesome job. >> I'm out of it, bro. Racks are going to
158:54 >> I'm out of it, bro. Racks are going to get first gun. Let's focus.
158:56 get first gun. Let's focus. >> I'm going to kill the guy in the
158:57 >> I'm going to kill the guy in the >> demo. Demo demo demo demo demo demo.
159:00 >> demo. Demo demo demo demo demo demo. Nice.
159:03 Nice. >> They're going to AFK.
159:04 >> They're going to AFK. >> Oh my god.
159:05 >> Oh my god. >> How many times did you tell your viewers
159:06 >> How many times did you tell your viewers that you're going into a [ __ ]
159:08 that you're going into a [ __ ] tournament for this?
159:10 tournament for this? >> Oh no. Oh no. Sketch. You got to hit
159:12 >> Oh no. Oh no. Sketch. You got to hit that.
159:13 that. >> I'm on that. You just got to help me
159:14 >> I'm on that. You just got to help me with something here. Where are you?
159:16 with something here. Where are you? >> I'm not on [ __ ] Look at you. You're
159:18 >> I'm not on [ __ ] Look at you. You're >> getting first rounded.
159:20 >> getting first rounded. >> You're not on anything.
159:22 >> You're not on anything. >> Yeah, bro. We're going to get first
159:23 >> Yeah, bro. We're going to get first rounded cuz this funny joke.
159:24 rounded cuz this funny joke. >> You're getting choked on. You're on the
159:26 >> You're getting choked on. You're on the [ __ ]
159:27 [ __ ] >> sketch. Look at the leaderboard.
159:29 >> sketch. Look at the leaderboard. >> Oh my god. Oh my god.
159:30 >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> I don't know what what do you mean?
159:32 >> I don't know what what do you mean? >> Look at their team points. Look at their
159:34 >> Look at their team points. Look at their team points.
159:36 team points. >> Click right bumper.
159:37 >> Click right bumper. >> I know you probably
159:38 >> I know you probably >> This guy's his ass off. No, he's
159:40 >> This guy's his ass off. No, he's actually sming his ass off.
159:42 actually sming his ass off. >> He's actually You're You're getting to
159:44 >> He's actually You're You're getting to be in someone's YouTube video because of
159:46 be in someone's YouTube video because of this.
159:50 >> Oh my god. >> Just keep the ball moving. Keep the ball
159:52 >> Just keep the ball moving. Keep the ball moving. This guy sucks in person. He
159:54 moving. This guy sucks in person. He >> doesn't suck. He's smurfing.
159:55 >> doesn't suck. He's smurfing. >> What are you do? What are you doing?
159:59 >> What are you do? What are you doing? >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
160:02 >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Where are you?
160:02 >> Where are you? >> You missed the
160:04 >> You missed the >> You're [ __ ] 5 yard behind me every
160:07 >> You're [ __ ] 5 yard behind me every time.
160:08 time. >> After you miss the shot. Don't you dare
160:11 >> After you miss the shot. Don't you dare say where are you? Oh,
160:13 say where are you? Oh, >> some defense, Jinxy. Thank god
160:15 >> some defense, Jinxy. Thank god >> I couldn't hear you over my perfect
160:17 >> I couldn't hear you over my perfect save.
160:19 save. >> Perfect save. Now you were just making
160:21 >> Perfect save. Now you were just making [ __ ] up.
160:25 Okay, >> go keep moving the ball.
160:32 >> Guys, let us win. Otherwise, it'll be a short stream.
160:45 Where are you? Where Where are you? >> I'm on the ball. God damn.
160:48 >> I'm on the ball. God damn. >> Over the middle. Easy.
160:51 >> Over the middle. Easy. You're actually so good at demoing
160:53 You're actually so good at demoing sketch sketch. I'm not going to That's
160:56 sketch sketch. I'm not going to That's why I choose.
160:57 why I choose. >> That's your better, dude. That's your
160:58 >> That's your better, dude. That's your better.
161:00 better. >> Okay, I'm I'm I'm I'm going to assist
161:02 >> Okay, I'm I'm I'm I'm going to assist you and then I'm going to
161:05 you and then I'm going to Which one's a good one?
161:08 Which one's a good one? >> What are you? What?
161:10 >> What are you? What? >> I overran the ball,
161:11 >> I overran the ball, >> bro. I'm drunk. Actually, no. I'm half a
161:14 >> bro. I'm drunk. Actually, no. I'm half a beer. No, no, I'm half. Sorry.
161:18 beer. No, no, I'm half. Sorry. out of excuses.
161:21 out of excuses. >> All right, skater.
161:24 >> All right, skater. >> I'm going to the ball, bro.
161:30 >> But this kid is just sitting in that like a weirdo.
161:31 like a weirdo. >> I think he's got two controllers on one
161:33 >> I think he's got two controllers on one on one Xbox.
161:34 on one Xbox. >> That actually might be what's happening.
161:36 >> That actually might be what's happening. You're right.
161:38 You're right. >> We're getting 2v one now.
161:40 >> We're getting 2v one now. >> Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It's like
161:41 >> Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It's like dying.
161:42 dying. >> I got you. Yo, if you say you're a
161:46 >> I got you. Yo, if you say you're a quarter mile away from everything one
161:48 quarter mile away from everything one more time
161:50 more time cuz
161:51 cuz >> I have three goals and four shots and
161:53 >> I have three goals and four shots and three saves. Where are you? Cuz you're
161:56 three saves. Where are you? Cuz you're not on the stat sheet. That's for damn
161:59 not on the stat sheet. That's for damn sure.
161:59 sure. >> Where are you?
162:00 >> Where are you? >> Yo. All right. This is
162:01 >> Yo. All right. This is >> I have to I have to demo. I have to demo
162:03 >> I have to I have to demo. I have to demo this guy.
162:04 this guy. >> Be ra.
162:06 >> Be ra. >> What are you doing?
162:09 >> What are you doing? >> What the [ __ ]
162:09 >> What the [ __ ] >> You might be the worst teammate I've
162:11 >> You might be the worst teammate I've ever seen. on God.
162:14 ever seen. on God. I'm the only reason why you missed the
162:15 I'm the only reason why you missed the ball, you drunk bastard.
162:18 ball, you drunk bastard. >> Hit the ball. I'm not a pastor.
162:20 >> Hit the ball. I'm not a pastor. >> Look at the stat sheet and ask me where
162:22 >> Look at the stat sheet and ask me where I am again.
162:25 I am again. What were you saying? What were you
162:26 What were you saying? What were you saying? What were you saying? What were
162:29 saying? What were you saying? What were you saying? I have four goals, three
162:32 you saying? I have four goals, three saves, and five shots. Where are you?
162:38 saves, and five shots. Where are you? >> I've got I got 2200 subs. What do you
162:40 >> I've got I got 2200 subs. What do you got?
162:42 got? Go to the ball.
162:44 Go to the ball. I'm riding this.
162:51 That was good. I messed up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
162:54 wait, wait, wait. Hold up. >> As long as we don't
163:01 just let him touch the ball as much as he wants. He's a [ __ ] pro. Jinx,
163:03 he wants. He's a [ __ ] pro. Jinx, >> you go. You go. You go. Try to dead it.
163:05 >> you go. You go. You go. Try to dead it. Try to dead it.
163:16 >> Oh my god. If you would have demoed, I think that's the goal.
163:17 think that's the goal. >> I didn't have enough. I didn't have
163:19 >> I didn't have enough. I didn't have enough of that juice that you're asking
163:21 enough of that juice that you're asking me not to get.
163:22 me not to get. >> Focus.
163:24 >> Focus. Nice catch. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
163:26 Nice catch. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. >> Oh my god.
163:27 >> Oh my god. >> That is so unlucky.
163:29 >> That is so unlucky. >> That is so unlucky.
163:47 All right. When's the next turn? >> Actually going to shove a
163:49 >> Actually going to shove a >> I'm going to shove a controller in my
163:50 >> I'm going to shove a controller in my ass.
163:52 ass. >> Don't say that.
163:54 >> Don't say that. >> I'm going to shove a controller in my
163:56 >> I'm going to shove a controller in my ass.
163:57 ass. >> Eliminated in round one. All right, we
164:00 >> Eliminated in round one. All right, we got to have a talk. Yo, Sketch. Oh,
164:03 got to have a talk. Yo, Sketch. Oh, wait. Second chance. Second chance. Yo,
164:05 wait. Second chance. Second chance. Yo, Sketch,
164:06 Sketch, >> when does the second chance start?
164:10 >> when does the second chance start? >> It starts in 1 minute. Oh my god.
164:12 >> It starts in 1 minute. Oh my god. Sketch. Okay. Okay. Let me join.
164:13 Sketch. Okay. Okay. Let me join. >> Am I in your game,
164:15 >> Am I in your game, >> bro? Yes, bro. All right. Let's change
164:17 >> bro? Yes, bro. All right. Let's change his team name.
164:18 his team name. >> I'm grabbing a beer.
164:19 >> I'm grabbing a beer. >> Let's change this team. Team name
164:22 >> Let's change this team. Team name >> to what?
164:23 >> to what? >> Beer.
164:25 >> Beer. >> All right.
164:25 >> All right. >> Or science.
164:26 >> Or science. >> And then I'm going to make us pig.
164:33 >> Okay, sketch. We need to have a talk. Can we have a [ __ ] Why did Why did you
164:34 Can we have a [ __ ] Why did Why did you Why did you pick clear?
164:37 Why did you pick clear? >> What? Sketch.
164:39 >> What? Sketch. >> What? Did you pick clear as our color?
164:41 >> What? Did you pick clear as our color? >> I'm going to pick pink now.
164:44 >> I'm going to pick pink now. >> All right. Here we go.
164:45 >> All right. Here we go. >> Wait. Team name not allowed. What?
164:48 >> Wait. Team name not allowed. What? >> Elimination in round one. What the [ __ ]
164:53 >> Elimination in round one. What the [ __ ] >> How much time do I have?
164:55 >> How much time do I have? >> 20 seconds. I'm going to do a random
164:56 >> 20 seconds. I'm going to do a random name.
165:02 >> What is buzzing? Is that a vibrator? What? What? What's on your
165:07 Oh. Oh. All right, Sketch. Second chance.
165:10 Oh. All right, Sketch. Second chance. Stay calm. Why are you calling me on
165:12 Stay calm. Why are you calling me on Discord, Sketch?
165:14 Discord, Sketch? >> I'm not calling. I'm in Discord.
165:16 >> I'm not calling. I'm in Discord. >> My phone is like glitching. All right,
165:19 >> My phone is like glitching. All right, Sketch, can we have a performance review
165:20 Sketch, can we have a performance review with your skills?
165:22 with your skills? >> Uh, yes.
165:24 >> Uh, yes. >> Great demos.
165:26 >> Great demos. Great demos. Great passes.
165:30 Great demos. Great passes. >> Yep.
165:32 >> Yep. Great. Great eyes.
165:33 Great. Great eyes. >> I need you to go for those second
165:35 >> I need you to go for those second touches, bro. Like, if we're going to
165:36 touches, bro. Like, if we're going to win this tournament, this is second
165:38 win this tournament, this is second chance. It's going to be easier. This is
165:40 chance. It's going to be easier. This is going to be all boob levels. This is
165:42 going to be all boob levels. This is going to be second chance.
165:43 going to be second chance. >> All the all the GC viewers that
165:44 >> All the all the GC viewers that purposely lost
165:50 in >> What did you just
165:53 >> What did you just >> What did you say?
