0:03 maggie murphy's home and now two quiet
0:05 people cotton watts and chicks [Music]
0:09 [Music]
0:11 let that be a lesson to you what's the
0:13 matter with you boys shooting up that
0:16 man's hen house i'll shoot any chicken
0:18 trying to follow me home
0:20 well why don't you get a job and go to
0:21 work no
0:24 more lend me a job this morning where i
0:26 went down to the post office that that
0:28 man couldn't let me have one of them
0:31 jobs as a letter total no cotton you
0:33 mean a mail carrier and the man said
0:35 would you give me a situation you'd have
0:36 to put me through a simple self-examination
0:38 self-examination
0:40 no stupid you mean a civil service
0:43 examination well a man can hand me in a
0:45 little room and sat me down and started
0:47 asking me a gang of questions well what
0:49 did he ask you first thing the man asked
0:52 me is how far is it from the sun to the
0:55 moon he asked you how far it was from
0:56 the sun to the moon yeah that's what the
0:59 man asked me what would you tell him i
1:01 told him he was gonna give me that route
1:03 i didn't want to join
1:05 well tell me how would you like to go to
1:07 work for me yeah
1:10 ma'am how much you gonna pay me i hope
1:12 well let's see now
1:15 i'll pay you all your worth no
1:18 ma'am i gotta have some money
1:20 you know cotton i'm making a picture
1:23 called the lion tamer the lion tamer
1:26 uh-huh name of one kind of line i'll
1:28 mess with what kind's that oh that's
1:30 what dandelion [Music]
1:32 [Music]
1:35 now all i want you to do is meet me at
1:36 the zoo in the morning at nine o'clock
1:38 yeah with the rest of the monkeys with
1:40 the rest of the monkey yeah i'll bring
1:42 my grandfather with me
1:44 i want to get a moving picture of you in
1:46 the lion's cage well if you ever do get
1:49 a picture of me in a lion's kid you'll
1:53 be moving all right oh cotton the lion
1:56 can't hurt you yeah and me my nobody
1:59 made me hurt myself why the lion's tame
2:01 he'll eat right off your head eat off
2:05 your hands and over your legs you i know
2:07 them cats
2:09 but you don't understand cotton the lion
2:13 was raised on milk raised on milk i was
2:16 too but i eat poor jobs now
2:18 why i can't bite you no how come he came
2:21 back he hasn't got a tooth in his head
2:23 well i know but he didn't go me to death
2:24 i don't want him
2:26 on me
2:28 now all i want to do is snap you as you
2:31 enter the lion's cage you just want to
2:34 snap me as i enter yes well you better
2:37 snap me as i ever cause you will never
2:41 be able to focus me when i start out
2:43 cause i'm alabama bound
2:44 bound [Music]
2:46 [Music] [Applause]
3:21 oh [Applause]
