0:02 here's your steps to Heaven most steps
0:07 of your sins go over all 1, 48,5 76 of
0:09 them you think yours is long wait till
0:12 you've seen mine Grover has accepted the
0:15 challenge to climb a stairway into
0:17 heaven each step marks a sin that he
0:20 committed in his past life the bigger
0:24 the sin the bigger the step if he climbs
0:26 the entire thing he'll face judgment
0:29 based on his efforts unfortunately
0:33 Grover made plenty of sins about 1, 48,3
0:36 76 of them and the stairs will turn into
0:39 a slide after every 7 days but none of
0:42 it deters Grover he brought the Glock
0:44 with him even if it does take an
0:47 eternity to master the flight of stairs
0:50 he would be the Muppet to kill
0:52 God the stairs have yet to turn into a
0:55 slide at 7 Days end and those larger
0:58 steps that were his grave sins were no
1:00 match for his thirst to shoot him who
1:04 kill God after only 6 days 23 hours and
1:07 35 minutes Grover has ascended most of
1:09 the 1 mil
1:13 48576 steps to heaven but to a shock
1:16 Kermit was up there waiting for him how
1:19 can this be yelled Grover you were
1:21 supposed to climb your own stairs and it
1:25 was bigger than mine right with a calm
1:27 demeanor Kermit answered him you've come
1:30 a long way for your purpose my child but
1:32 next week let's get serious and laid a
1:34 foot on every single step so you don't
1:36 look like a furry blo cheater then
1:39 Grover got his face kicked and fell to the
1:39 the
1:42 bottom after many failures Grover
1:44 finally made it to Heaven again at the
1:48 top of his sinful steps and this time he
1:49 remembered to push Kermit down those
1:51 stairs before going to complete his primary
1:53 primary
1:55 Mission as Grover concentrated on where
1:58 God might be he noticed a growing glow
2:00 all around him his his teeth began
2:02 vibrating as it reached a blinding
2:05 Crescendo forcing him to shut his eyes
2:07 tightly as he waited for his Nemesis to
2:10 appear his head felt to be in the grip
2:13 of a closing Vice in a terrified frenzy
2:15 his words jumbled and somehow Cried Out
2:18 show me
2:21 God instantly the buzzing and glowing
2:24 stopped Grover began to see himself in a
2:27 puddle At His Feet it stared him in the
2:30 face he had you served God
2:32 he was handed down ultimate power in the
2:34 moment of Kermit's tumbling collapse and
2:37 is now in control of every aspect of the
2:40 cosmos the Sun and Moon good and evil
2:42 and all the things sacred are in his
2:44 hands to maintain
2:48 alone that was never part of the plan
2:51 Grover intended to shoot God and by God he
2:52 he
2:56 will God where are you you P ass
2:58 I'm here for you and I've got nothing to
3:01 news that this is gone I stall before I
3:05 died Grover didn't get a response I know
3:08 you're hiding I get it R chips weren't
3:10 supposed to be invented Grover looked
3:12 around for a few minutes before he
3:15 realized God isn't here at this point he
3:17 wondered if God was that frog he just
3:21 shoved down the stairs but in any case
3:22 he kept his guard
3:25 up God punishes Grover by flinging him
3:27 out of the Gates of Heaven doomed to
3:29 fall down the infinite stairway while
3:32 shattering every bone in his body till
3:43 time how long has it been
3:49 years no not years not decades not
3:54 centuries no time there was no time he
3:57 was still thinking like a mortal Grover
4:00 knew that the day he left Earth was the
4:03 last day he was a part of the moment
4:04 before he entered the portal was the
4:07 last time he was a part of this
4:09 world time is
4:13 gone all of eternity stretches Forward
4:17 Forever a single second a million years
4:20 it's all the same now the neon flashes
4:22 of the multicolored radiation that
4:24 spilled forth from the Distortion in
4:27 deep space the bright white of the world
4:30 when he first left his mother's womb it
4:32 had all melted together into a singular
4:36 moment a NeverEnding eternity time was
4:39 gone on his quest to seek the unknown
4:42 Grover had become immortal Grover had
4:45 died he saw the birth of the universe
4:48 and he saw the heat death and he could
