0:02 What the [ __ ] are you doing in this? Is
0:03 this what I think? Yeah, it is. Bro, I
0:05 saw this on I saw this tweet on my time.
0:06 I was going to bring this up actually. I
0:10 saw this tweet on my timeline and
0:13 I looked at it and I was like,
0:15 "Wait a second." Cuz this guy said,
0:17 "Thank you for drawing my wife Philly."
0:21 And it's Mirao from My Hero, right? And
0:23 I was like,
0:26 "Wait a second,
0:29 what is that?" And of course, I got
0:32 tagged at super TF. Out super TF. She's
0:35 out of your league. Lil Turnip at Super
0:38 TF. I can't escape Super TF. Random
0:50 Tomorrow's stream with Luca will be
0:52 glorious. Bro, I saw that they're doing
0:55 a [ __ ] like ad with Luca Donuch.
0:58 You can earn like Luca Dona [ __ ] in
1:01 Overwatch or something. You think if I
1:02 DM'd him and asked the duo, he would do
1:05 it maybe. Yeah, he might. I just don't
1:07 like how busy do you think he like how
1:10 guys, how busy is a professional NBA
1:12 player? Like how much practice do they
1:15 do a day off season? Okay, first of all,
1:16 season's in like what month and a half,
1:18 two months? Season's coming up soon, so
1:19 they're definitely [ __ ] working out
1:22 and [ __ ] Two,
1:24 even if it wasn't close, what do you
1:25 think? NBA players just turn into
1:27 [ __ ] slugs in the offseason and just
1:30 sit on their ass every day.
1:33 Professional athletes do a gym duo with Luca.
1:35 Luca.
1:36 That'd be fire. Anyways, let me look at
1:38 this Luca Donuch thing real quick. I
1:46 Cowboys never die, bro. Imagine if he
1:48 was still a [ __ ] Maverick, too. Like,
1:50 this would have been perfect. Just
1:53 imagine he was still a Maverick. Sorry,
1:56 Mavericks fans in chat. My bad, bro.
1:57 Think you're a sharpshooter like Luca
1:59 Donuch? Earn exclusive Luca rewards and
2:01 try out his custom stadium builds when
2:03 you hop into season 18 tomorrow. Wait,
2:05 season 18's tomorrow. What is Luca
2:08 rocking in stadium? I don't know. Good
2:09 question. You think you think if I
2:12 messaged him and asked the duo, he would
2:14 for the new season. Ask him if LeBron
2:16 wants to stack. I don't think LeBron
2:18 plays Overwatch, guys. >> Philly.
2:18 >> Philly.
2:21 >> I'm sorry. He might know me, which I
2:23 still believe there's a chance, but he doesn't
2:29 watch me or play Overwatch. Wait. Oh my
2:31 god. Imagine LeBron dropped on the
2:33 Lopes. Holy
2:35 >> [ __ ] This is what Luca is going to do
2:36 with you?
2:37 >> Hey, big boy.
2:40 >> Oh, this [ __ ] playing Undertale. Good
2:42 work. Uh, good luck in your tournament. Uh,
2:42 Uh,
2:46 >> I wish I could be there silly.
2:48 >> Let's hang out. [Laughter]
2:53 [Laughter]
2:55 Oh my god, it hurts. I have a deep breath.
2:55 breath.
2:58 >> Hey loser, how's my washed goat doing?
3:00 >> Wait, now imagine how pissed Lewig would
3:03 be if if Luca wanted to duo. Holy [ __ ]
3:05 that'd be fire. Just drop a yo in his
3:07 DMs. Oh, but dude, I don't want to like
3:10 come like I don't want to like
3:13 I don't want to come off as as
3:16 you know like I don't want to you get
3:19 what I mean? write him a polite message.
3:20 What should I like what do I like I feel
3:22 like you just keep it you just keep it like
3:24 like
3:25 >> kind of like lowkey like you know you
3:27 just keep it like chilly like hey man
3:28 new season coming out tomorrow you want
3:31 to you want to hit the duo or something
3:33 and just see what he says like you know
3:34 you want to just you just keep it like
3:36 you don't like overdo it you just keep
3:38 it real
3:46 bro
3:50 it's not harassment say Greetings. Would
3:52 you like to partake in playing the new
3:54 season together? Well, you you guys said
3:56 he's doing the uh the thing, right? Like the
3:58 the
4:00 what was it? Euro basket. Wait, you want
4:03 to hear something funny? I stopped at
4:06 Waw Wa today after dinner because I
4:08 wanted to get some coffee. I didn't feel
4:10 like making some. And I went I I made
4:11 coffee. I was going to go pay for it.
4:14 And there were these two kids. They I
4:15 don't know. They look like they were
4:18 like 13 years old. And they were like,
4:19 "Hey," or the there was two of them. And
4:21 the one kid came up to me. He was like,
4:23 >> "Excuse me, sir." I'm like, "Yo, what's
4:24 up, man?" And he's like,
4:27 >> "Do you mind
4:30 getting me a pretzel?" And I was like,
4:32 "No, not sure. I'll get you a pretzel,
4:34 bro. Why not?" And then I asked the
4:35 other kid, I was like, "Do you want one,
4:37 too?" And they were He was like, "Oh,
4:39 yeah. I would I would like one." And I
4:41 got them both pretzels. And then I they
4:43 were like, "Wait, what the [ __ ] He's
4:44 actually doing it." And then and then
4:46 the one kid was like, "Oh my god, you
4:48 are the goat. The world needs more of
4:54 you, bro." And then I really really thought
4:56 thought
4:57 about telling them to follow me on
5:00 Twitter. I didn't do it, but I was like,
5:04 "You know what? This could be plus two.
5:07 This could be two more
5:08 fans." Because if you think about it,
5:12 guys, young fans, they like if I get two
5:14 more fans, then they go to like their
5:15 school and like, "Bro, you won't believe
5:18 what just happened. This [ __ ] Twitch
5:21 streamer bought us." He's so And they
5:23 [ __ ] ex and it's like,
5:25 >> you know what I mean? It's like a virus
5:26 that infects the school, but it's like a
5:28 It's like a
5:30 >> It's like the opposite of a virus cuz
5:31 it's a good thing. I didn't do that, though.
5:32 though.
5:34 >> I just bought them their pretzels cuz
5:35 they wanted pretzels, so I was like,
5:37 "Yeah, sure. I don't really give a [ __ ]
5:38 Tell you have your, you know, sure
5:40 thing. Why not, bro? Where were their
5:41 parents? I don't know. I guess they
5:43 lived nearby. There was like a few kids
5:44 that were there on like bikes or something.
5:45 something.
5:48 >> So, I have no idea, but I didn't [ __ ]
5:49 it. I mean, bro, it's like it was like
5:51 it's like $2 for two pretzels, and they
5:53 just It was just They were just like,
5:55 they seemed wholesome. Philly kids,
6:00 though, criminals to be. No.
6:02 No. You know, I was thinking about it
6:04 though. So like in the event that like
6:06 they have
6:09 >> middle school awesome
6:11 >> like a gluten allergy or some [ __ ] how
6:14 liable am I to be held for that
6:16 >> and like their [ __ ] like lungs close
6:19 up and and they they suffocate.
6:21 Am I liable for this? Not at all. If
6:25 they asked for it.
6:26 >> Interesting. Do you think they'd still
6:29 ask if they knew you were a large giant
6:32 strong man? I I don't [ __ ] know, bro.
6:32 my pretzel.
6:33 >> That's what I thought it was at first
6:35 cuz I thought they I thought they
6:36 recognized it, but then they asked for a
6:37 pretzel. I was like, "Yeah, sure, bro.
6:40 [ __ ] grab a pretzel. Why not?"
6:43 >> Anyway, shout out to those uh
6:45 little rat scallions. Did you tell them
6:48 about the thing? What thing,
6:50 >> what thing? The thing, I don't know what
6:51 you're talking about. What thing? What
6:52 is the thing? I don't know what the
7:00 yeah. I think we're doing an Umizume cosplay.
7:02 cosplay.
7:05 a group Umamasume cosplay.
7:09 I don't know who all is is involved, but
7:14 yeah.
7:17 Which one are you? Uh I I guess probably
7:18 I would probably have to do Gold Ship or
7:21 Tai. No, not with Luca Donic, bro.
7:25 Either Gold Ship or Tai Shuttle, I
7:27 guess, is who I would probably do. As
7:29 far right now, I I there might be more
7:30 people, but I know it's right now it's
7:34 it's me, Hun, and Emaroo, but maybe
7:37 more. I don't know when or who or when
7:40 or when, but I mean, we'll figure it
7:42 out. We'll figure it out. We could find
7:44 you a boob plate for Tiki. Yeah, I need
7:46 to figure something out. I'm not getting
7:47 implants. I'm sorry, guys. That's not
7:49 going to happen.
7:51 >> I'm not getting boob implants just for
7:52 the cosplay. It just It just doesn't seem
7:55 seem
7:57 practical. Will you be traveling or are
7:59 they coming to you? Okay, let's be serious.
8:02 serious.
8:04 Let's just be serious
8:07 for a second. No, we're not grouping up
8:08 in Philly, man.
8:10 >> Smart. Are you ready for the Eagles
8:13 beatown next Thursday?
8:14 >> Uh, I'm actually really excited for the
8:17 Eagles game next Thursday. Oh my god.
8:20 Speaking of
8:23 um American culture, I got a sponsor
8:29 offer from [ __ ] FanDuel. Um
8:32 I'm not going to take it. Why? Well,
8:34 there's a few reasons. One, well,
8:37 obviously gambling is very uh
8:42 you know, little little weird sometimes.
8:47 I don't know. Listen, I sports bet very
8:49 cautiously, okay? I do it just for fun.
8:52 I'm doing like $10 bets, guys. If I bet
8:54 sports, it's like $10 at a time. Okay.
8:58 Two, the the format they have is like
9:01 very very odd, and I don't really like
9:03 the way they're they want to do it. This
9:05 is like the I I've been getting a few
9:07 offers like this, and I really don't
9:10 like the
9:14 like the campaign idea. Why? So,
9:17 basically, it's not like um it would be
9:20 like a month-long thing. Okay. Oh, no, sorry.
9:23 sorry.
9:25 >> It would be a week long thing, excuse
9:29 me, for the first week of September. And
9:32 basically, every 15 minutes, so four
9:34 times an hour, there would be something
9:37 that like pops up on my screen
9:40 and it would have audio as well. It
9:44 would be an ad with audio that pops up
9:47 and it would I don't know some [ __ ]
9:48 They would be like, "Oh, you know,
9:50 [ __ ] we'll match your deposit,
9:54 whatever it would do." And that's kind
9:56 of annoying. That's kind of trash in my
9:59 opinion. But also, dude, like I'm just
10:02 going to say it for a gambling company
10:05 like a [ __ ] casino, they got to offer
10:07 a like they got to offer more than what
10:09 they're offering. Like they're kind of
10:12 [ __ ] cheaping out a bit. Expose. How
10:14 much do they want to? Okay. Well, here's
10:16 what I'll say. So, here's another one
10:18 out of left field. Remember how I said
10:19 I've been getting a lot of offers like
10:22 this? Well, I was driving today and I
10:24 saw this message pop up. I had to do a
10:27 double take. I was like, what? So, I've
10:30 been getting a lot of offers where they
10:31 want to like do this thing where like
10:32 they pop it on screen with like audio or
10:36 whatever. IKEA. Yes. the [ __ ] uh furniture
10:37 furniture
10:41 store. IKEA wanted to do the exact same
10:44 kind of deal. Um
10:46 Um
10:48 where like it pops up on screen with
10:50 audio and stuff, but they do seem kind
10:52 of invasive
10:54 and they're offering just as much as
10:59 FanDuel is. But I hit IKEA back and with
11:01 like a completely different
11:03 thing and I'm waiting to see if they
11:04 would prefer to do if they want to do
11:08 that instead. Like a counter.
11:10 Yeah. Yeah. I basically said like I
11:12 would not mind being like doing a
11:14 sponsor with IKEA, but I don't really
11:19 like this [ __ ] like CPMbased [ __ ]
11:22 four times an hour with audio ads that
11:25 pop up on the screen. So, I said I gave
11:26 them a completely different idea. So,
11:27 we'll see if they want to do that
11:29 instead. You're a [ __ ] brother. Are
11:31 you guys
11:33 Let me get this straight. I'm a [ __ ]
11:36 because I'm not taking
11:41 the sponsor for FanDuel and IKEA. Not a
11:42 [ __ ] for not taking the FanDuel one.
11:45 Are a [ __ ] for not taking IKEA. Well, I
11:46 don't know. We'll see. We'll see. I I
11:48 hit him with a counter offer. But yeah,
11:50 this this weird style of ad has been
11:52 popping up. I've like I've like turned
11:54 down every one and then the same thing
11:55 where like ads will pop up on screen
12:00 with audio. [ __ ] Borderlands 4 wanted
12:06 Borderlands
12:09 Aspen took that. Yeah, I heard that. I
12:10 did hear that. Guys, I'm going to be so
12:12 real with you. I don't think I've ever
12:16 said a positive thing about Borderlands
12:17 ever. I think every time we've talked
12:19 about Borderlands, I said how I thought
12:22 it was boring and I quit after two hours
12:25 and it was unenjoyable.
12:26 So, if I turned around and was like,
12:28 "Just kidding, guys. Borderlands 4
12:30 coming out."
12:38 Borderlands 2 is so good. Okay, so the
12:39 game that I quit after two hours and
12:41 found boring as [ __ ] and couldn't
