0:00 [Music]
0:01 all right so what's this legendary plan
0:03 first we got to pick someone up at the
0:05 airport okay I'm out of here Esteban doors
0:11 okay we're just doing this one little
0:13 thing and the rest of the night is ours
0:15 why do you have those suitcases and who
0:18 are we picking up I don't know maybe her
0:20 or her
0:22 wait so when you said you were going to
0:24 pick someone up at the airport you meant
0:27 you were going to pick someone up at the airport
0:28 airport
0:31 scenario couple of girls flying to town
0:33 looking for a fun weekend in NYC when
0:35 they meet two handsome International
0:37 businessmen just back from a lucrative
0:39 trip to Japan
0:41 you ready to rock this Tedder all right
0:42 um I think we need to refine our
0:44 backstory first how did we Ted you
0:50 Barney
0:53 oh my God are you okay I'm so sorry it's
0:55 fine no you're a little shaky on your
1:01 Laura look I'm really excited we have to
1:02 hit and run but we've got a plan to
1:04 catch oh where are you headed
1:06 Philadelphia Philly that's where we're
1:10 headed you are well
1:26 don't talk to those girls the seatbelt
1:29 signs on Ted you've been living your
1:32 whole life in a seatbelt
1:38 sir seat belt lights yeah I'm sorry sorry
1:40 sorry
1:43 we've got footage of you placing two
1:46 bags on JFK Carousel 3 and abandoning
1:48 them to purchase a last minute flight
1:50 with cash those bags were your
1:52 responsibility they were you were bad
1:55 sir please we're assessing a bad situation
2:02 look this is all just it's a
2:05 misunderstanding please
2:08 we are international businessmen my
2:10 colleague accidentally left the bags
2:12 there now please let us go before we
2:15 miss our international business meeting
2:18 I can't remember the last time I saw an
2:20 international businessman with an
2:22 untucked shirt
2:24 in addition we received this footage
2:54 believe it or not that duffel pack thing worked
3:00 truth is my friend he does this thing
3:01 where he goes to airports with fake
3:03 luggage to pick up girls and we followed
3:04 some here to Philadelphia that that
3:07 that's it that's all that's all this is
3:09 nobody's that lame
3:12 yes he's that lame tell him you're that lame
3:18 we are international businessmen y'all
3:20 come to Philly man I'm almost halfway
3:21 there yeah we just got released and
3:22 we're heading back on the next flight
3:24 yeah meet us at McLaren's maybe we can
3:27 still make last call can we just just no
3:30 we can't just we're going home
3:31 winter sashes
3:34 who the hell is Sasha Sasha she's having
3:36 friends over for drinks at her house
3:40 it's gonna be legend wait for it and I
3:41 hope you're not lactose intolerant
3:42 because the second half of that word is
3:46 dairy no Legendary Legendary that sounds
3:49 awesome so Marshall we're going back
3:53 fine hold on I have another coal
3:55 hello Marshall we're going to Sasha's no
