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Clarity

EDM. Same one. Shadow on.

York globe.

Yo,

please. Good vibes

today. Anyone with bad vibes will be

prosecuted.

Please, bro.

Prosecute yourself.

Wait, you guys want to know why my my

stream was lagging yesterday? I found

out after I ended my fans on my laptop

were turned off cuz I do that when I

record. I turn them off and then I turn

them I blast them when I'm playing. So,

I just kept them off. So my my or I

guess 3 days ago when I was streaming my

laptop must been like 100 Celsius. Like

it was

cooked. Castress almost broke my [ __ ]

PC, bro. But now it's kind of loud cuz I

I'm blasting my fans to make up for

it. Dude, I thought Castress just broke

the game.

Dude, I saw a rage bait clip of someone

like not knowing how a star rail enemy

mechanic works and then getting wiped

and then healing his team when they had

like they could have just done the

mechanic. That's you though. True. I

don't know mechanics. Okay. To be fair

though, I haven't seen that enemy do

that attack cuz I've never not just

killed him. Like, have you considered

doing

damage? Forehead. Just do damage.

Forehead says the blade player. Okay.

Oh, by the way, my um RMC is E6 now. I

got in like 2 seconds, but unironically

not rage bait. My blade cast cleared

faster than my RMC cast. Not even rage

bait. Blade might be him. Gunbert in a

daring robbery holding Gorp at gunpoint

at the convenience store to fund his. Is

it a better team? No.

But I do have a sample size of one.

So, Sluggma. And if you want to prove me

wrong, you have to pull for Blade

yourself, which hey, gotcha.

Okay, my RMC is better now. He's uh E6,

so watch your tone with me.

Stop silencing us. Why aren't we on

screen,

Glor? I don't know. It's kind of funny.

Dude, my cast is actually so good,

though. I was I was in Slice stream,

bro. My build actually mogs his and he

has like an account manager. This is

just me. It's just big

me. Yo, Encore with the [ __ ] 10

gifters.

Oh my god. Thank

you. What are we listening to, dude?

This is Peak, bro. Calm down.

It's not good, but it makes you feel

something. Does that make sense? Like,

it's not good, but it it it makes you

feel things in your like it tingles you.

It's like, what is this? Dude, have you

guys ever edged your ears? Sorry,

inappropriate. But you know like the

songs that like don't start like Toto

but it never starts. Have you guys ever

listened to

that? It's pretty funny.

What is this song little

bro? Okay.

Sorry. Hello. Sierra thinks of 49

months. Jesus.

Yo, Granny with the four. Cause with the

two. Mr. Things are eight. Oh, 20. 20.

Thank you. Thank

you. Uh, N's a seven. Ado, there's a

six. Real

ADO. Eden, there's a eight. Kim Maris

thinks a 20 months. Magical thinks a

three.

NTW thinks a 14. Moon thinks a prime.

Gun a W thinks a

46. Big

fan. Nebula thinks a six months. Big Mac

thinks a tier one. HDV thinks a 10.

Clarity think there's another silver

there's a seven and frog thinks it's 16.

All right, let me lock

in. Dude, no way Ado's in my stream.

Holy

[ __ ] I love your music, Ado.

Oh, this is loud.

Okay, I'm reset my

webcam. Is 200k shout damage good? I'm

not grinding the new set. No, you need

more. I'm kidding. It's great. It's

good. It's good, bro. Verissa wishes.

Gaming could never. Yes, he could. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. Gaming's great. I'm

sorry.

So is

Russa

unprovoked only. Show chat. Wait, why

isn't chat

showing?

Uh, I should be up now. Yeah.

Okay.

[Music]

Sorry. All right, let's start the

stream.

Well,

well,

well. If it isn't, you

stupid dumb

ugly loser [ __ ] Now look, I

still have my clapped haircut. I didn't

get to fix that yet. And I still uh am

in the fridge, but only till Sunday or

Monday? Sunday. So, not too long.

Welcome in. Hope you're doing well. Uh

we have a [ __ ] huge stream for you

guys today. And I can't stall. Okay. I

actually can't stall today. Stop typing

ew. Stop typing ew. I actually can't

stall. Okay. Wait, is my webcam

centered? Cuz this might be a

video. It is.

Okay. Hey.

Hello. Gross.

Okay. Uh, welcome in. Hope you're doing

well. Let me close Gadget for a

second. Now, I know I said I wasn't

going to

stall.

Um, but bro, honestly, recently I've

noticed Wait, I'm playing on my own

[ __ ] Tic Tac.

I don't I don't Why do I listen to

myself? Yo, shut up. Okay.

I don't really log into this account

much, but bro, I logged in recently.

Dude, our stalling clips have been doing

surprisingly well. This Wordle clip, I

don't even know why he Allan posted a

clip of me doing Wordle. It's [ __ ]

doing numbers. Our [ __ ] uh Fina,

where's the quiz? The exit 8 one did

well, but then it got like DMC or

something and we had to repost it and

then it just did nothing. But this one,

the [ __ ] Fina I quiz popping off,

too. So, we have to stall more, bro.

It's better. Maybe people don't care

about Genchin. So, but care more about

like content. Maybe maybe we just

[ __ ] rate more

personality, dude. I mean, this was kind

of rage bait. Like, it wasn't on

purpose. Feed my brother in Christ. You

know me too well. I already have it up.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait. That's so by the

way.

Um, this wasn't like purposeful rage

bait. I just [ __ ] up. Like, look, I

forgot Nita had like the little

primogeem eye. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm

sorry.

Anyways, you remind me of my favorite

resident at the nursing home. What does

that mean? Here's the 2024 stall

compilation. So much because you remind

me of my favorite one.

Wait, what is this? One

day climate

change. Wait, what? Why is there a

climate change warning?

This is 40 hours long, bro. You think

it's Is it like unethical? Like, is it

against labor laws if I force Allan to

watch this whole thing for clips? Like,

if I force him to watch all of it, is

that like

illegal? Yep. Okay.

Sorry. No, I won't do that, bro. I won't

that. That's crazy, bro.

Anyways, I saw a shirt that said uh

Caster's healer tier list. Bro, can I

say something? Cuz we're not streaming

Star Rail right

now. Gallagher might be the best unit in

the game, bro. Sorry. Sorry, Linkshaw.

Sorry. He's a fourstar. Like, bro, he

gives you unlimited [ __ ] skill

points. Yasine clears. How do you know,

bro? She's not out. How do you know what

she does? How do you know what she does?

Caught, [ __ ] I actually don't

know what she does.

So,

but

anyways. Why is your username XY Stall?

It's X is tall. It's not X. Okay. I I

realized after making it that like it

could

be interpreted in different ways. Why am

I moving? How do I stop this? But Why am

I moving?

What? I was not live, bro. I was not I

was faking. Okay, let's close this. All

right, welcome to the stream. Hope

you're doing

well. Hope you're doing

well. Hope you're doing well. Call me a

paid chatter, but I do actually really

enjoy the story because you're so bad at

it. Okay, I'm not bad at it, but also

this is I'm in a weird paradox where

like let's say Genchin Impact, right?

I'm really really good. I might be the

best player and I'm not even like I

might be I might be I might not be but I

might be but it doesn't even benefit me

to get better like cuz it's better

content if I die but I also want to get

better cuz I like the game. So it's like

a weird conundrum if you will a weird

parabola where the better I am the worse

content it is. Like no one wants to

watch someone just be good. Like this

isn't like a [ __ ] competitive game.

It's just like no one wants to watch you

succeed. They want to watch you succeed.

What? Okay, let me uh do the wordle. Let

me I'm actually gonna I'm should write

that down, bro. That was a

quote.

Bars. All right. Anyways,

um Okay.

Sorry. Bars of garbage. That's not what

that means.

Cream. I mean, like that doesn't make

sense. Uh something Ra maybe. Uh

trash.

Yay. Official.

Yeah, you're official. Uh, it's 2025.

I'm allowed to speak my truth.

Official. Yeah, he's good, too, though.

Yeah, he's good,

too.

Um, okay. What if it's something R like

Ila, you know, like Godzilla like or or

[Music]

rollona?

What? What if it's r arf?

A a ro a ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a

ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a

ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a ar a a a a

ro a

a a

[Music]

ai okay this PR

like bro

What? This isn't a word, bro. This is

not a word. Pro

pro. Okay. Wait. R. [ __ ] it. Pound. Give

me letters. Give me letters. Oh, there's

an O. I was right. It is R O something.

A. Bro, it's it's it's

Rola.

Fol. Roa.

Robba. A

roma. It can't be aroma. A roba. A a

boba. A roba. What? What the [ __ ] is a

roba? Why did that

work? Um, okay. Well, I don't know why

that

worked. Okay, that caught me off guard.

Um, a roll. A

arrow. Okay. I said a row. Okay. Uh, all

right. Well, that was easy. Well, I

mean, whatever. Getting a robot before

arrow is kind of embarrassing. Something

in my

eye, but I got

it. That was easy. All right, we're done

stalling. Time to play again. Did I

convince anyone? No. No. Okay. Uh

global. Let's do the global. Best one

yet. Uh we'll start with Chad. We love

Chad. Uh

maybe India. Warmer. How about Have you

heard of Australia? Have you heard of

it? I have. Cooler. Okay. Maybe it's uh

I mean it could be

like Mongolia maybe. Warmer. How about

How about How about Japan? Warmer. How

about

SK? That was [ __ ] easy. All right.

Nice. That took like two

seconds.

Nice. Um I'll do the connections. I'll

do it. I'll do it. What is this? Citrus

City red carpet. All out American flag.

Hell yeah, brother. cart between

sunshine galaxy leafy greens world uber

rating land steady supplement town

okay my favorite things the American

flag yes sir brother red wide and blue

um there's no gun I mean Mario Galaxy

Mario Sunshine wait this could be crazy

and supplements

Land of the free. Wait. City, land,

town, world. But there's also galaxy. Is

this bait? Is this a herring that is

red? Go-kart. Mario Kart. Okay. I'm

sorry. This has to be Mario. Mario Kart.

Mario World. Mario Galaxy. And like

Mario Sunshine. I I know New York Times

doesn't play Mario, but it has to be,

bro. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. New York Times.

[ __ ] you.

land. Okay. Town, world, city,

land. But where's Galaxy

then?

Sunshine. [ __ ]

it. Wait. Place is using retail

suffixes. What? What's a retail

suffix?

Well, I know what a suffix is. It's like

at the end of a word, but what's a ret I

mean retail is like a store. What's a

retail

suffix? I'm going to look at chat. Oh,

like Disneyland, Glor City. Oh, party

city. I get it. Okay. Uber rating leafy

greens. There's like a

category red carpet

between all

out allout

attack

sunshine supplement steady aba aboba

Uber rating red things that

are social credit Uber

rating what things you eat if you're

like trying to Be healthy. Leafy greens.

Supplements. American

flag.

Sunshine. Am I cooking? Bro, what? Wait.

All

out.

Steady. Go cart. Go all out.

Go steady. Go

between. What the [ __ ] Okay, I got the

purple. Um, okay. Things you can raise

the flag. Your Uber

rating. What the [ __ ] is American things

with

stripes?

G. No. Things with stars. Galaxy. Wait,

I'm cooking. Red carpet has stars, bro.

Have you seen [ __ ] uh uh Felix from

Strakits? Citrus has no leafy greens.

Uber Uber Eating has stars. Oh my god, I

[ __ ] cooked. Oh my god, I [ __ ]

cooked. All right. GG. What is this?

Sources of

vitamins. All right. Wait, I cooked. I

actually did

it. Dude, I actually did

it. I don't know what go between means,

though. I figured out the other three.

go between just felt like I heard it

before. Even a broke clock, right? Wait,

you wrote even a clock is right twice a

day, but the the saying is a broke

clock. Like how in Okay, no disrespect,

but in like 1.0 when everyone was like

glazing Duke, myself included,

Majestic had a thumbnail that was like

Shangling is clear as Duke and like it

was like a physical crescent pike build,

which wasn't better, but it is better

because Shangling's better. So, he was

right. He was right. You got to admit

it, bro. You got to admit it. He

cooked the

Genel. All right, let him

cook. Chad, don't tell him. But his hair

is starting to look good. Hey, that's

why you're VIPed, buddy. When will you

play the event? Bro, I heard that this

event is like the thing of nightmares.

Oh, I didn't do this one yet with

shirtless Kenich. I actually have to do

this one. Is this fun or is it just a

quest I do off stream? But I was talking

about the the the the whale one. Is it

good or no? Yo, what's up, Sin? Thanks

to 19

months. FA propaganda. Hell yeah, bro.

WTF is this game? Whale events. Easy.

You just fight. I like that.

The other one, dude, the tower event was

[ __ ] stupid.

chat. It's Marvel Rival season 2. Should

I stream it? Thoughts? No. Okay. They

nerfed [ __ ] everyone I play. Okay.

All right. Ice. Uh, what

about

Miyabi? All

right, dude. They nerfed, not to rant,

I'm sorry. They nerfed Strange when the

character is already [ __ ] dog [ __ ]

And they nerfed Adam. Adam's kind of

broken, but like not really in solo

queue because you're stuck with [ __ ]

two healers until like

eternity.

Anyways, bro, literally everything's

better than him. Dive is better. Thing

is better, Magneto's better, Groot is

better. Like, everyone [ __ ] clear.

Why? And then they nerf him more. And

they remove his [ __ ] team up. I have

to play with Scarlet Witch. Guess I'll

go [ __ ] Scarlet. [ __ ] myself. Linga

Star

Rail. Uh, okay. What about Schwe? No, it

can't be. Uh, not Sanjo. What about a

March? Um, okay. What about uh 1.0? How

about How about Hera? No, she's Ice. How

about

Arlin? Okay. Lightning. It's Serville,

bro. It's Serville or Jinguen. All

right.

Nice. Daily quote. Elio Kfka.

Elio said that I'm good at creating fear

even though I don't know what it is.

Okay, daily ability. That is um That's

[ __ ] clocky, bro. That's clocky. Are

you going to plate or is it just benched

for good? What's up, dude? I'm not

playing ranked Fall Guys. What the [ __ ]

Oh, ZZ has ranked Fall Guys. I will try

that. I'm down. I mean, I don't know

about I don't know about the rank. I'm

going to keep it real. I don't know who

this is. Is this Misha?

Wait, what is that? That's like a

Beyblade, bro. Let it

rip. Oh, wait. What? Cave. Treasure of

the

architects. Oh my god. I was [ __ ]

right. [ __ ] you, bro. I literally first

guessed Trailblazer, but Oh, it's the

wrong one. It's not the right one. [ __ ]

you. Say hi to my girlfriend likes the

GOP emoji. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do like

the Gorp emoji, too. That's pretty

based. Stars. That's AA. Oh, stars. Give

these trailblazers your blessings. Glor.

Okay. Servil. What? What?

Wait.

Hacker. I mean, a lot of the lightning

characters have like

starry

servo. What? Uh, I

mean, Topaz, but no, it doesn't make

sense cuz she's not lightning. Peach

emoji, stars, and

lightning. I mean,

it's maybe just Aaron. Okay, that is

crazy. Why is there, bro? Oh, she eats

peaches. No, no, no. I know. In her

idol, cuz I play Acaron. In her idol,

this is I'm Acaron.

Um, that was Shangling. But she also

eats a peach. No, no, she does. I've

seen it. I've seen her eat a peach. Like

Shangling with the

apple. Fake fan. No, she does, bro. She

does,

bro. That But I did the Shangling emo

like uh emote emote. But I Bennett Boen.

The boken. All right, dude. I got to

save energy for the stream today cuz we

have like a lot to No, that can't be.

Give me Chong Yun, though. What the [ __ ]

did I just type? Chong Yun. Okay. Oh my

god, I got it. Okay. Uh, daily quote.

There's no such thing as Wait, I Wait,

wait. No, no, no. There's no such thing

as pure freedom in this world. Why do I

think this is Shia? No, no, no, no.

Wait. I I hear this all the time. This

is someone I play. It could be Shiao.

Wait. There's no such thing as pure

freedom. Wander.

Oh my god. There's no such thing as pure

freedom in this world. Even the wind

cannot blow on forever.

Dude, I I because I remembered the voice

in my ears. I remembered in my ears his

voice.

Why does he have so much testosterone in

Japanese? Like in in Japanese, this guy

[ __ ]

In English, he's kind of like he kind of

sounds like me. No disrespect. Like I

sound cool. There's no such thing as

pure freedom in this world. There's no

such thing as pure freedom.

I mean, the VA did a good job. I'm just

saying. All right. Daily uh

ability. That's Arleino for sure, bro.

What? That literally it still looks like

Arleino. Maybe it's like a charge shot

like Well, I mean Oh,

Alhythm. What? Albo. Okay. What? Bro, it

looked

like calite might. What a cringe name,

bro. No disrespect. No disrespect, but

that is a cringe name. That's [ __ ]

RZly.

Literally no one else is built like

actually. Purple choker.

What? Inazuma. Sara. Is she buff? No.

Bet. No.

What is this?

Not muscle. Oh, no. But that's Grizzly.

Who else punches?

Hazo. Bro, this is Wrizley. I don't know

what this is, though.

strong and cryo. Who's a a buff cryo?

Cabitano. Who's a cryo character that

just came out?

Slali. I don't know what. I'll just do

another guess. Whatever. Just

what? Wait, what? Shha. Sha has like a

mirror, but why is it an arm

emoji? Sha has like a mirror

image. Shenna is strong as [ __ ] Then

why are her arms one

second, bro? I was thinking

like Okay, my game's a bit laggy. Just

chill.

But hello. Hello, Law Skipper.

Who looks at her arms? Brother. Brother.

It It's an arm

emoji. She buffs cryo. I mean,

sure. Okay. She's on beginner's

protector. No, but it's cuz of Janson,

bro. She was on fab and then Jansson

came out. I need to level another fav.

Like unironically, I need to level

another fav cuz I'm on my second one's

level 60. Can I level it today? Maybe.

But we have bigger fish to

fry. Okay, I'm not going to stall today,

but let me do one more. Like, let me do

one more emoji cuz I'm addicted. Let me

do one more. That's um Neville or Yenfe.

It's Yenfe. That's not Yenfe.

Okay, I'm going to do one daily ability.

That's

uh that's easy, bro. That's the

Alhythm. Okay, that is not what I

expected. All right, we're done solving.

Wait, I I don't have my soundboard, so I

need these on my second monitor just in

case. Let me test

it. Good. Uh, this might be loud. One

second. Okay, a bit loud still.

Wait, let me test this

[Music]

one. All

right. Also, chat, for legal

reasons, for legal reasons, this stream

has to go

out because there's you have you heard

of uh Murphy's law? That's not true and

we have to disprove it. Okay? Because

there's a lot of like uh a lot of things

when a lot of things go wrong, the next

thing you do can't go wrong. That's

called gamblers's fallacy, but it's not

a fallacy. It's actually like a smart a

so because like the stock market

collapsed now our artifacts have to be

good cuz like we have to be lucky

somewhere. So even though like we were

down, we're going to get back up, you

know? So yeah, that's how that works. I

have to collect crystal flies, by the

way. Oh, so I might have to join

someone's world because I was doing my

world, but I need more. How many crystal

flies do I need if I have

like 6k resin right

now? 6k? It's like what? 40

per well I mean I let's say we do like

seven right now divided by

175 how many do I have

um one second I have 54 which honestly

is more than I

thought yo Oh, wait. Crystal fire

trap. What's it like having so much

resin just to not get [ __ ] Yo, [ __ ]

you. Also though, I've actually been

angry at how like little I've streamed

GitHub recently cuz I don't want my

resin to ever be overcapped when there's

a new domain that I have to be efficient

in. So, I've been angry that I haven't

been able to spend it. So, we have to

spend it. Also, we're only lagging cuz I

didn't close all these tabs.

Um, oh yeah, new banners. I didn't

really Well, I saw them off stream.

Um, it's I mean they're banners. They

wasted. Well, not wasted, but they the

current banners have all the good four

stars. The only

sagge is that um like if you want four

stars, it's these are the better

banners. But the only sagge part is that

Faruz is right after Shen Yune. So, if

you play Shiao, you're [ __ ] you're

[ __ ]

Um, yeah, I actually might on my free

play count, I should probably log in on

this banner and pull because I don't

want another Shilanin and I don't want

Venti.

Um, yeah, I mean, Bet and Yenfe are

good, but like like Betpecially, Yenfe

is kind of okay, but like you probably

already have them. And then because

they're old. And then Shilonin is uh

Shillin's great,

but

yeah.

Yeah. Uh weapon banner is

interesting. We got a lot of the

fourstar like standard weapons that are

on every single banner. FAV is great,

don't get me wrong. fav lance and bow

especially they're they're great but

like there's also the bell and sack um

which is like well the bell is terrible

sax sword is like it depends um the

fivestar weapons though are really good

because support weapons are like super

flexible and very nice so it's weird

like eleg is in my opinion the best bow

I think if I were to only pull for one

bow would be eleg then it would probably

be like aqua or something but I

LG is probably the best bow. Swords are

a bit different. Swords have a lot more

supportive options, right? Because

there's uh freedom sworn. There's even

like key for certain characters, and

there's peak patrol, which is it's good.

So, if you want a good support weapon,

these are good five stars. The four

stars though are weird. Like, if you

need more favs, they're good. If you

already have enough favs, which most

people that pull on weapon banners do,

then it's kind of whatever. So, the four

stars are like worse overall than like

last banners. Yeah, there's no like Zus,

but yeah, Zeus is another example of a

support sword, bro. Pole arms need more

support weapons because [ __ ] I was

looking at like Jansan, bro. Where's

Jansen, bro? You got Fav and you got the

the the burning spear for Kenich. That's

it. If not, you go [ __ ] yourself. Stop

typing susa cuz I don't know what you're

replying but bro we need

more cuz catalyst have a bunch of swords

now have a lot more uh claymores don't

have the well they have some they have

like macra

um and [ __ ] but yeah poems are like only

fav where's the event weapon

This is a liberal hoax. Wake up,

sheeple. Wake

up. Uh, this weapon is good. And like,

if I'm being a nice person, it's great

that they gave it for like a

free-to-play Jansen, right? Like if

you're like Zeff and you're like, I

don't pull, which is, you know,

perfectly valid. It's a great I'll

refine it. [ __ ] 15k Mora, whatever it

it's. good. It's a lot of stats. It's

good, but if you have fav, I can't think

of a reason not to just run fav on any

support unless you want them to deal a

[ __ ] ton of damage. Now, with Jansen,

you will care about stats, but the

problem is that like once you have

enough attack, you're chilling. And this

gives you basically not unlimited, but

like a lot of ER and it gives your whole

team a [ __ ] ton of energy, which most

teams would like because it means you

can go crit, right? Like if you're not

building energy, you're building crit or

attack or HP or something. So, it's

Yeah.

Anyways, but if you're playing like

Kadich, you can go the [ __ ] leaf

thing. Or if you're playing like Neville

and you don't need energy on him, maybe

because you're like on tome, then maybe

you could go like just more ER, more

base attack. Sure. But does it really

matter? Like kind of. Well, you're not

playing Neil with Yansan. He doesn't

scale on attack. What am I saying? Maybe

you're playing, I don't know, [ __ ]

Mika. She doesn't need energy. But

you're playing Sidali in a team with

like well I guess Sali's on scroll but

still your Sidali needs energy but then

are you going to build offensive stats

on her? Not really. It's like not the

biggest deal. I mean you're building em

but like I mean whatever bro but you get

the

point. What the [ __ ] is my Gu

on anyways?

Yeah, Tama Urate. Good for Veressa cuz

double electro. Okay, but like yes, but

do you want to know the real hard truth?

The cold hard American

truth even though it's good, right? So

like definitely use it and I'm not [ __ ]

talking it. Fab is still going to be

better if you're optimal. Why? cuz you

still want a bit of ER on Veressa and

like the more energy the better to a

certain point, right? And you still want

energy on Jansen and you probably want

energy on like well you might run Maika

Chevy and then you're fine but if you're

running like other characters you

probably want energy. So yeah like you

might run Shen Yun. Oh my shu is going

to need [ __ ] 6 million if she doesn't

have her

signature and fina solo electro solo

hydro I zero ny what should I get my

girlfriend for her birthday so it

depends like you don't need it it's nice

that they gave us a good freeto- play

weapon for her it is nice but yeah fav

is fav

um honestly though I've been I've been

radicalized into liking Chevy

What is she on? Wait, I have to find my

vine boom. There you go. What the [ __ ]

is she on, bro? One second.

Um. Oh yeah, cuz I gave song to Jan's.

What the [ __ ] was I Wait, what was I

doing? One second, bro. Just

chill.

Okay, bro. Chill.

Okay, cuz I needed an off piece cuz I

wanted to test my healing on Yan with 3k

attack. So, I redid the healing showcase

off stream and I had to like adjust

things. Anyways, my guide's done

so dude. I want

C5. What's my pity? What's my pity?

What's my pity, bro?

Wait, I have like no pity. This like

lowkey might be smart. This actually

might be a business move. What if we do

the Dude, I should have made a video on

this event. Why did I pull for like C6?

Ma, that [ __ ] loser. Sorry. No

disrespect,

Ma. Instead of [ __ ] this banner,

bro. Maybe throughout the stream. I'll

see.

Anyways, it's

uh like Starl and ZZ

tweeted notes on Venty. What the hell?

Anyways, pull every time you get a good

skirt

piece. What if every time I get a good

show piece, I remove one article of

clothing?

Thoughts? Dude, you guys think I want to

do a Okay, please don't take this out of

context. I want to do

a drunk in-game drunk driving stream in

game. Like, it's going to be a

simulator, but I think I could be good

at it in game. We're not going to do it

in real life, obviously, but I think

like if we play like driving sim with

like a wheel in game, dude, I think we

could pop

off. Yeah, I think C dog Dog did

that. Dude, it could be good content

because think about it. Statistically,

like statistically speaking, someone out

there is the best at it. You just don't

want to do it cuz it's dangerous. So,

you shouldn't. But if you do it in game,

if you do it in game, it's like you can

find out without being dangerous, you

know? No. Okay. Sorry.

Okay, sorry. Anyways,

um why am I in front of here? Oh yeah, I

need crystal flies. Uh 1880.

Glor, dude, I think it would be a good

stream. That's all I'm

saying. Okay, are we done stalling? 44

minutes into the stream. We're good,

bro. Um, I mean, I could do I did pull

up the feed quiz, but I don't think I

want to do it. Um, I also I mean, okay,

we can let me see if I missed anything.

Okay,

Xion meta experience. Neville, did we

beat Ma? No. Arlino, that was Melt

Gaming. Okay,

bro. Who's saying Melt Gaming is better

than Maua, bro?

This is some Z Jeff posting man. This is

not true. Objective

calcs. That's not what it

says. Oh, they beat me gaming. Oh, I

see. I'm kind of stupid

sometimes. Let me read the

comments. Okay. What the [ __ ] is this?

Why does this have 200 up

votes? How is this

funny? Sponsored by ZF.

Okay, man. Sali's [ __ ]

broken. Anyways, in an alternate

timeline, Shiaoan number one Kakcomi

world. Okay, bro. You joke about this,

but I only farmed it for like a month

and myto's cracked. Like, I actually

have one of the besttos in the world.

And I'm not even lying. Like, if you

play Itto, you're going to be jealous of

my build. You are. Okay. Well, when he's

built, like my Eto actually is insane.

25 er double

crit. Okay, I have a better

feather. Whatever. Incredible sands.

Incredible goblet. [ __ ] look at the

cirlet on set, bro. It's like he's

actually too good. And then I go offset

feather. I remember. I remember. I

remember. Watch this.

Play hawk tuito again, please.

I'm not playing hawk to it, bro.

Why is this on

Jean?

Wait, wait. Chill, chill,

chill. Wait. This is actually good, bro.

130 ER. Boom. Boom. A bunch of defense.

Like, I'm actually cooking. Like, I

actually clear. Anyways,

um, what's

this? How's my

Neville? Okay, I can already tell this

is rage bait.

balls.

Okay, I know this is rage bait, but like

it wasn't even that good of a clear.

Like you started at 8 minutes and you

took [ __ ] an hour just gorping around

cuz your team comp is

[ __ ] Yeah, like you could run. That's

fine. I gave Blade 500 crit damage.

Oh my god, you forget everything I'm

talking about and how he says hawk

during Korean.

559 crit damage. Jesus. This is going to

like Okay. Please, please, bro. Please

don't do like four damage cuz this is

just slander if it

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does. Okay. This is actually just bait.

This is bait. Find us

more. Okay. This is bait, bro. This is

bait. Of course you would think that.

Lauo. Surely Kish is the only fivestar

male in all of Natland, right? Yeah.

That's weird. If Capab doesn't come,

which he should, this is weird. I need

to know what to get my girlfriend. So

Capitano better come out cuz only Kenich

for an entire region is [ __ ]

up. Wait, I would pull for this

character. I would pull for this

character. Although what you did with

like how you drew me, this would get

mass downvoted on Korean YouTube, but I

I [ __ ] with it. I would pull.

He's cooked, bro. My hair is literally

fine. My hair is literally fine. I

became rank nine child because of the

new set.

Sneak. Okay, that's crazy.

H. Wait, 15. Did I fall off or is this a

different

category? Did I fall off? I don't think

I fell off. This has to be clickbait.

Wait, I'm nine. It might be a different

category. I'm nine. I didn't fall off.

Did they update the

leaderboard? No, they didn't. It's still

no Shen Yune. It's still like It's still

using Jeang Lee, bro. Like, like, are

you in

1994? Z's favorite character is

officially Jansan. Yeah, dude. This

guy, this guy talked about Jansan for

like the length of a [ __ ] feature

film. He does love Jansen. Uh, honestly,

I do too. I think she's cool. I think

she's good. Uh, I'm Welcome addition.

I'm glad that we got another like mini

Bennett that doesn't power creep

Bennett. I'm I'm very happy about I like

her power level. I think she's cool.

The foreshadowing is crazy. into any

any I don't want to get into into any

any sort of of dream things, but uh but

moving someone's moving out of of the

Vermillion domain eventually, you know,

that's not happening.

You're going to need a new domain to

farm. That is not happening.

Oh, wait. Who is this? I didn't see this

character before. Who is that? That

looks like Andi. Is this not Andi but

like with a cooler

face. Can I be honest? Because I have no

skin in the game. What? What is she

wearing? Like I mean she can wear what

she wants. She's a strong independent.

But like I'm just saying what like what

is this

jacket? It's not

ambi void hunter rank. Wait, what is

that?

She has a cool like face card though.

That was English. Like

she Oh, like Miyabi. I

see.

Okay. Wait, let me see. Did they drip

marketer

twitter.com? No. Oh, it's from the

[ __ ] trailer. Yeah, I know. I know. I

know. I've seen pictures. Scroll

down. Taba Yuri plus Glor. Bro,

what? I respect

it. Um,

anyways, is this this boba? I see.

I like the I like the taba.

1 hour no gameplay. My brother in

Christ. This is the game play. Did you

see me pop off? You didn't. I'll do it

for you again. Watch this. That's um

Itto. That's Toma. Actually, what? Oh,

no. This Taska cinema. It is Toma. I was

right. Okay. Um I'll hurry up. Z could

never [ __ ] you. What the [ __ ]

Greetings, my queen. Are you the true

pyro sovereign? Because I'm feeling the

heat. Chuckle. I admire your bravery,

little dragon. Now piss off.

What? I mean, that was kind of

ris

Okay. Wait, I've seen Is this [ __ ]

build? Honestly, sometimes like I was a

bit sad earlier in the day and then I

saw them [ __ ] up their boots and I got

happy. Hey, hurt people. Hurt people.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, bro. I

rolled my caster balls and it got

worse. I have to do it again. I have to

keep rolling that piece. Bro, my caster

is actually like

insane. I mean, this one's not bad. This

one's better. You get an extra roll in

attack for Ron May. Instead of having

Ron May on your account, you got one

more attack roll. I mean, that seems

worth

it. Okay. Can I say something that like

you're not going to agree with? I while

okay while I do wish I could reroll

pieces in

Genchin, I would not like it if they

made it to where if you wailed you could

do it. Like I've seen people like that I

saw like a someone get like a 100 cast

resises to keep r-rolling pieces. So

then I would just get cleared by people

whailing to [ __ ] spam reroll. Can

that not happen, please? Like I'll take

dice like in the in the free battle pass

or just for free or or grinding

something, whatever, I'll take it. But

if it's like you whail and you can

reroll your pieces in Genchin, maybe

not. It doesn't really matter. It's just

an artifact. But like then it defeats my

purpose of like grinding cuz you

know. Guys, stand back. We're on low

health. If only we knew how to get back

at full health. I heard you guys needed

to maximize your healing. Absolute

cinema. Bro, what the [ __ ] am I reading?

Okay,

let's Who do I even give this to? Wait,

this is actually really good

though. Read that comment.

What? King of

Herography. I don't get it. It is kind

of Lua core though. That's Zaj.

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I kind of see it that pop

off.

Um, this is actually really good, but

like you hate to see it cuz it feels

bad, but I would use this for sure. This

is like a million

rolls. You got an ER roll, like [ __ ]

four EM rolls. I guess five if you count

the base one. Five and then two

crit. This is really

good. Unguilded. Yeah.

[ __ ] this stupid piece of dog [ __ ]

Yeah, I agree. [ __ ] this boss,

bro. All right, let's me let me

um instructor TTDS

Delet 91k DPS target count

one. [ __ ]

you. Wait, why

uh wait, why are we on Harbinger

Shillin? I guess cuz who cares about her

weapon? I guess who cares about her

weapon? Dude, why would you post this?

Like I've seen this post on Twitter and

I I didn't bring it up cuz it's so bad

that it would just make me angry. Like

why would you post this on the Reddit?

Like why are you posting rage

bait? Like why?

I'm not even going to say

anything. I'm not going to say

anything. I will. Okay, look. There's a

few sneaks. It's not like that bad, but

it is there's definitely a lot of

sneaks. Like like

I'm not going to get into it. I'm not

going to get into it. I'm not even going

to say a word.

guy clears but

like like Sethos makes no sense. The

Luke makes no sense. Silali being

[ __ ] fourth is crazy. Anyways, let's

move on. I do respect the Bennett

Fishial though. Okay, what's this? Bro

predicted the Fina incident. Wait, what

Fina incident? Oh, the marriage saying

Yai clears off Fishial. People spend

primogeems then they they spend money if

they don't have enough primogeems. Then

they might go into debt. They go into

debt. They lose their job. Their wife

gets mad at them. What the [ __ ] did you

do with all our money? We need to feed

our children. But but Z said, "Yeah,

he's good." She leaves him. He's now

alone. Sad. Life ruined. Who knows what

happens

next? Yo, but but I look, I told I

warned you about it. That [ __ ] didn't

listen and pulled for three

fenas. I'm saving this.

Okay. Anyways, this is the first comment

section I've ever read on Hoya Lab. Lol.

Try using some older characters, not the

brand new snowflakes. Fina's useless

because Kakcomi does everything she does

except way better. Maua unfortunately

does no real good damage. No real good

unless you have other characters from

that land which limits the parties you

can actually use. That's a hard pass for

me. I mean Shillin is meh but fun to run

around I guess. And Sadali is pretty

good support but not as for main DPS. So

the four are actually Kcomi, Sha, Sino,

and

Rizley. All

right. 22 up votes. I would make that

23. Ow. Why is that so [ __ ] loud?

Jesus Christ.

Okay,

trope. All right, let me move on. Anyone

thinks this domain is too hard? Wait,

what? Isn't this domain [ __ ] piss

easy? Okay.

Okay. What the hell is this,

bro? That's pretty

good. You've tied your last T. What the

hell,

bro? This town ain't gorp enough for the

two of us.

Okay, this is pretty good. Wait, this is

this is

crazy. I've seen these before. Damn. How

many did you make? Not an

aboba. That's crazy. I found an older

version. If John has 18 apples, why did

his wife leave him? Oh, a tale as old as

time. Jon was a a huttow man and as a

huttow man he felt pressured to get for

staff of homa and her. Unfortunately

this happened during the homa wolf

gravestone banner before the weapon pity

happened. He ended up getting four

wolves gravestones before his staff of

Homa and in a fit of range took his talk

their savings that they were planning on

getting a new house together uh and

expand the kitchen which was much too

small and needed an expansion to spend

on the Homa banner instead. Uh after

that carfuffle, his wife said, "No,

John, this is the last time you spend

money on that stupid gotcha game of

yours. I am leaving you." And that was

the last straw. And that is why Jon's uh

uh wife left him. Jon is now a changed

man who has reformed and changed his

ways and is now a much better person

following that incident. With that in

mind, his wife still does not want to

talk to him. Wait, true. Also, what the

[ __ ] is my

team? Okay, anyways, I have to stop

stalling, bro. I actually have like too

much to do today. Okay, bro. What's with

all the Taba Yuri, man?

How about you do something productive?

Okay. Okay. Let me let me actually lock

in, bro. Let me lock in. Let me lock in.

let me lock in. I saw a post that said

famous bald people and they put me next

to [ __ ] Mike Tyson and [ __ ] Vin

Diesel. I'm going to break something.

Let me Let me move on. We'll do the feed

quiz

later. All right.

Sorry. Mika doesn't say

Tua. Oh, maybe Itto is

better. Can you tell me which VOD is the

Nito Nita pose from? This one.

Sorry. Okay. I need a little bit of

crystal flies. Uh, so we're going to do

that and then we're going to start

farming

resin. Oh, I didn't set the trap.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Where should I set it? Should I

still go back to Vermilion? It's like

it's it's it's not even about Vermillion

anymore. It's about remembering your

roots. Like if you start from the

bottom, you got to know, you got to

remember that and you have to stay

humble. You can't just like, oh, I'm at

the top now and then like forget about

it, you know?

Then go back to VV. Okay, I did start in

veridescent and maidens, but the problem

is that like back then I still had fun.

Like that was like healthy cuz I was

only there for a few months.

And I was like AR like 52, so it wasn't

as like

degenerate. Uh, where's the crystal fly?

At least free can turn no way from their

eternal Christmas. Yeah, I can't forever

Christmas. That's a classic. It happens

every year.

What should I put in the parametric?

Maybe. Um, do I have any cabbage? Any

onion?

No. Where's my onion? I used it all.

[ __ ]

Um. Um.

Let's go. Balls too.

Honestly, [ __ ] it. I'll come back to

this later.

Have you ever thought of playing other

games? Uh, yes. I'm playing Elder Ring.

Uh, this week maybe. Who knows? Soon.

Soon. If I say this week, every week.

Statistically speaking, I'll be right

for the week that I play it. I just

missed every Crystal Fly. I just missed

every My game is lagging. Okay, [ __ ]

you.

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blatantly lying. I'm not

lying. Wait, I'll close some Google

Chrome

tabs. Pull for trigger. Don't really

want her. She's cool, though. She's

cool. I did her like quest. It was cool.

I didn't do her quest. That's a lie. I

watched her trailer though. I just

missed every Crystal Fly again. Her

trailer was

cool. I'll probably get Vivian though.

Vivian looks cool.

You saw you, bro? I have saw you in the

party. I'm just skilling right now.

Okay, like

chill. Well, I'm actually Okay, I'm Let

me close every [ __ ] [ __ ] the vine

boom. We have no vine boom anymore.

Okay, I closed it.

Okay, let me T back here.

Isn't Viven another MC sucker? What the

[ __ ] does that mean? Like like

Sili? I don't know. I I didn't play

lore. There's got to be a better name

for that. Yeah, there definitely has to

be. What are those wings from Ma?

They're the worst ones I could find out

of disrespect for her. Not her as a

person or her as a character, but her as

a from a balanced perspective. I

disrespected her with the the worst

wings I could

find. Oh yo. Okay, it's fine. I'm not

lagging. Is this the first time you

loaded? Two years, but still the same

creature. Bottom left, bro. What do you

mean same creature, bro? What do you

mean? Okay. Um, I need a little bit more

crystal flies today. Can I join? Can I

steal from one person's world? Let me

see.

Friends. Wait, Z is online. Yo, you

awake? I need crystal flies.

Okay. Okay. Well, anyways,

Uh, any chatter? Want to give me some

crystal flies really

quick? Wait, this guy typed glor next to

his. Thank

you,

Bippy. Wait a second.

If you're on Nimstream, okay, for legal

reasons, I can't join this world. I'm

sorry. I look, I'm sorry. I just don't

trust them. Look, I respect you. I I

like Tartaglia. I like I'm sure you're a

great person, but I just I'm sorry. You

scare me. Uh, what the hell is this? C6

Nita.

Wait, what the hell is this build?

I mean, this is

good. This is really good,

actually. Yolain 29k HP. Fav, I respect

it. Molani.

Okay. Okay. Sure.

What

else? What the [ __ ] is Chaz supposed to

be on? Like, who farms heart of death

anymore? I don't know,

bro. Death is between you and God.

Just be honest, you would have cleared

Elder Ring already if it have got

you.

Hello. Okay. Uh, no. I would not have

cleared Elder if I had Gotacha. In fact,

the the gacha element is not why I play

a game. It isn't. No, no, no. It isn't.

It isn't,

bro. What game did I play before?

[ __ ]

uh [ __ ] what is this game called? Get

in fact Overwatch. Bro, I did not play

Gotcha, which I mean you could argue

that game

is worse, but you

know, loot boxes. Okay, but those are

fake. Like nobody actually swipes on

Overwatch. Well, I guess now it's like

paid, but back then you get everything

for free. Like I had like 500 unopened

ones cuz you just [ __ ] play the

game. Says the guide maker who needs to

pull every character for his job court.

Okay, bro. Yes, but

like what does that have to do with

anything? You didn't catch anything.

Who did you main? I made support cuz I'm

a team player and like people don't

really value their healers. Does that

make sense? So, I always played support

in like every game I

played. Just kidding, bro. [ __ ]

healers. I'm sorry. That was [ __ ] up.

I'm sorry, but I appreciate you if

you're on my

team. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I appreciate

you. I appreciate you

reply to support the natural enemy of

fire and civilization. Also, did you

like Ma? Oh, [ __ ] This guy's trying to

get me in trouble. All that remain to

tell the story of the past.

Dude, I main Adam Warlock now. He's a

healer. I literally made

him. So, like I'm a healer

now.

Anyways, how do you feel about his

change? [ __ ]

you. It's okay.

It's

okay. I haven't played in a while to be

fair, so I don't know. Maybe

soon. Um, okay. Wait, what other cryst

are there over

here? Okay. Yeah, dude. We need a new

playlist. We've been listening to the

same 50 songs for like the past month.

You think I can get this

guy? I Hello. I got it. Wow. I might be

him. I have a playlist. I don't trust

you.

Sorry. You're a [ __ ] known chatter in

this community. Your taste can't be that

good.

Sorry, that was [ __ ]

up. If Adam Warlock is a healer, then so

Neville.

Uh,

no. Just don't, dude. I mean, he's a DPS

in a [ __ ] different role, but don't

tell my team that. Actually, you want to

know the tech? Okay, I'm leaking the

tech. If you play Adam or you play like

a character who's not really a healer or

you play a healer like like Jeff, you

flash DPS. Okay? So like you hover a DPS

character and then when your team picks

two healers, you switch. So yeah, you

have three cuz if you have two healers

and you're playing like [ __ ] Jeff or

Adam, you're griefing your team. Like

you deserve jail time. But but the

characters are Well, Adam's good. So you

play him when you have two other

healers, but like your [ __ ] teammates

aren't going to pick healer. So you

wait, you bait, you you flash like hella

and then when you lock in and then your

team plays healers and then you go at

him. Hi.

Oh yeah, I didn't do font. Wait, did I

do this? I don't

remember. I did.

Okay. Um, I'm right over

here. Pale Forgotten Glory Domain. Oh,

yeah. There

is. But I'm not going there. Actually,

maybe I will. The the problem with the

domain though is like if you're mashing

I don't like it when I'm mashing F to

pick up the crystal flies and then

there's like a it makes me enter the

domain and then all the cryst fly away

cuz I'm mashing F and I enter the domain

by accident. Does that make sense? So I

just got some though. Thank you. I

forgot about this

place. Uh there's four over here.

Oh my frame rate. Okay, I'll get, bro.

It's a new

area. Please, please, please. Thank

you. Uh, we're almost done. We're almost

done. Uh, there's

some in uh my here, Guune.

No. Okay, I got

it. Dude, I think I'm going to I

actually think like real talk, I'm going

to build a new PC at home and then ship

my current one here so I have two good

setups. But but but but listen to me.

Um I don't know what to buy. Like, okay,

can you guys be honest with me? Anyone

who knows PCs, cuz I was looking into it

a bit. I feel like every graphics card

right now is a scam. Like they're all

like [ __ ] overpriced and garbage, but

I can't not have one. So, what I was

thinking, but like should I wait for a

5080 Ti? But that's probably gonna be a

million dollars. But I don't mind if

it's good. 59 like 5080 is worse than a

4090. So, like actually suck a [ __ ] And

then 5090 is good, but it's like a

million dollars plus tariffs. $2

million. Thanks, Obama. So, [ __ ] what

do I do,

bro? Buy the one from Julie.

But that's a

5080 AMD. Nice joke, buddy. I'd like my

house to not burn

down. I don't know why I said Obama.

Sorry. AMD's good. Now I have a AMD

graphics uh not graphics card CPU but I

don't I don't know the graphics cards

seem

questionable then get scanned by

Nvidia. Well

honestly I will get scanned by Nvidia

and I'll be happy about

it. Anyways, I might wait for the next

one cuz I'm not buying the [ __ ] I'm

not buying 90. That's just like a

million

dollars. So, I don't know. We'll see.

Maybe maybe my

uh maybe I'll just like go to a store

and see what they have.

Wait, what the hell is Where the [ __ ] am

I? Are there not crystal flies here?

I don't

know. I don't know. I'll figure it out.

Dude, even like the mid-tier ones though

are like a million dollars. Like every

one I've looked up is like six times the

[ __ ] retail price. 5080 was like I

don't know. I I don't know.

Maybe. But either way, like Uli had one

he could sell me, but it's cheaper in

Canada. Like it's way cheaper. It's like

the same price, but in CAD, and CAD is

like 7 US,

so that wouldn't make

sense. Just get a 1080. Okay. I Okay,

this laptop has a 3070 and it's [ __ ]

dying of frames when I stream and I

don't know about a 1080 like don't I for

for non-streaming is fine

but dude I'll get an AMD one if they

sponsor me. You think they'd sponsor

me?

Oops. No.

Okay, you are a brand risk. How am I the

brand

risk? How am How is me the brand

risk of all the streamers? You choose

me. [ __ ]

you, dude. The moan compilation is

heavily edited and out of context, and I

have reason to believe it's AI

generated. So, why would I support

that? Why would I even act like it's

real?

Is this the same guy who makes the

guides? No, no, no. That's a different

guy. But shout out to him. He makes

really good videos, so you should

definitely check him out on YouTube. Uh,

go subscribe. Um, I I'm a big fan. So,

I'm just inspired if

anything. Yeah, but the gameplay here is

similar. Like, we do good

gameplay. Elemental skill.

Oh, okay. Let me remove

Sou. Actually, I'll just change teams.

We're probably going to play the Maybe I

get Friendship 10 each

today. Yeah, let's play a friendship

team. Honestly, Bennett, you've done

your job.

Um, support Milani. Thoughts?

Let's go. Dude, I want to make I want to

do a stream where I try your most cooked

builds. I'll ask you guys to to give me

some. I saw the cryo deluke. I play uh

support Milani. Bro, we can

cook. I'm not playing shatter Albo

though. That's not

happening.

Um, wait. Is Emily French of 10?

[ __ ]

Um.

Um. Um.

Um, I could play

Veressa, but that's like it's not a

Kadesh team

anymore. Wait, is Chevy friend of 10?

Where the [ __ ] is Chevy? Why can't they

find her? Is she in the

team? Hello. Oh no, she's not friend of

10, honestly. Yeah, we just play

Veressa. Sorry,

Kenich. Maybe we just play this team

today. They're all not French of

10, so it's kind of kind of

efficient. Fake Kichan. No, I'm not. But

like I need to be

efficient.

Anyways, okay. Maybe we lock in. How

many crystal flies do I have? If I have

at least 100, I'm sending

it. I have 132. Okay, we can send

it. Oh god, I don't want to do this,

bro. Okay, let me lock

in, baby. Let's go. Wait, can I

get Yo. Hey, welcome to the stream. We

got Okay.

Sorry.

Okay, bro. It's for content purp Oh, I

didn't mean to click. What the hell? I

meant to pick the flower. It's for

content purposes. Okay, you have to

understand this is my livelihood.

If tomorrow everyone in chat wakes up

and says, "Fuck this guy." Then what do

I do, bro? Ah, I'm

cooked. Will this be a video? Should we

say hi to YouTube frogs? Yes, but like

I'm going to cut you out cuz I like you

specifically that wrote that, you're not

in the video. I'm just going to make

sure. Okay.

Sorry. Okay, let me say a few things

first. Let me timestamp this. So, an

hour 27, let's say. 1 hour 26 intro or

27. Uh, I'm going to say one

thing. Clippers, if you're watching, big

fan. Love you guys. Uh, you can clip

anything from the stream. It's all good.

But don't, if possible, don't make like

a whole like video of everything I do

and all the good pieces just cuz it's

going to be a main channel video, okay?

And I know it takes us a bit longer cuz

I have a high editing standard. So,

don't just like make the video that I'm

gonna make. But you're allowed to use

highlights and stuff. That's all good.

It's all good. All that's all good. But

yeah, don't like just do the whole

thing. But yeah, that's all. Okay. Um,

with that

said, time to lock in. Uh, also, Broom,

I know you're watching. [ __ ] you. Sorry.

That was really uncalled for. Honestly,

there's no hate. Um, I appreciate you.

Uh, I would like to apologize. I don't

know. I just The thing is, you need to

take your anger out on someone. And the

problem is like there's no real person.

you like I'm not like you know like it's

just the wrong place wrong time that's

all it is it's it's something you learn

early in life or maybe not some people

don't learn it it's sometimes wrong

place wrong time and there's not much

you can do about

it baby let's go any comment about

Arendel bro don't [ __ ] get me started

on that rodent okay sorry I'm sorry bro

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm

sorry I'm

Sorry, bro. I just noticed how much they

move. Are you guys seeing what I'm

seeing? Okay. Sorry. Okay, let me start

the intro. Sorry. I saw the

minute. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Uh I should open I should

open I have my map open cuz Yeah. Okay.

Oh, there's like no way points. This

kind of looks bad. Well, it looks like

it just came out

today. All right.

Anyways. Okay. Today we're spending um

probably I can't do math. 80 * 60 8 *

6 48 [ __ ] Uh 4 4,800 plus 2,000 that's

6,000 almost. Well, 6,800 basically 7k.

We probably spend a bit earlier. Spend a

bit. Today we're spending a lot of

resin. Overall we're going to do like

over 10k but today we have 2,000. We

have 81 fragiles. I'll spend as many as

I can. It's probably gonna be done in

like two or three parts though, so it

won't all be today, but we're spending a

lot today. So, buckle up. Okay, that's

the plan. I I'm There's probably going

to be clips before this, so I don't

actually need to do an intro, but we're

spending a lot today. Okay, welcome in.

It's time. We're using a friendship

team. We're going to get our friendship

up as we go. Uh, we're we're trying. Why

are we doing this? Socks. Socks. Socks.

Hello. That way, yo, can you bless me?

Thank you. Appreciate you. Appreciate

you. Hey, keep it up. Keep it

up.

Um, why are we doing this? Two reasons.

one and especially for Shiao. We want

the punch set for Shiao. We want to the

new best Shiao build. Okay. Okay. Number

two, Skirk Baby Cinema. Now, we might

So, so far our Skirk pieces are better

than our Shiao pieces and it's not even

close. But I hope we can get a good Sha

build and ideally a better Shiao build

than a Skirk build. I want to get the

number one Shiao and a good Skirk along

the way and not vice versa. Okay, I

don't want to accidentally get a better

Skirk. I want to get a a better Shiao.

Okay, that's the goal. Maybe Capidano

too. I mean, you don't

know. Uh I will

say so far what we have though is more

Skirk uh leaning. Uh this piece is a

heartbreaker. Very sad. Uh very sad

piece, but it's okay. Today is going to

be a good day, bro. Today's going to be

a good day. Also, wait, this is actually

important. Uh, also with all the

artifacts we get that aren't good from

the new domains, we're gonna do a huge

strongbox session. Probably whimsy for

Arino. That's going to be a different

stream, but it's going to happen. So,

where it's like we get like free content

and when we're done farming, whatever

piece we're

missing, I'm trying to find

it. We can craft with elixirs. So, hey,

I'm feeling good. Like, we're basically

guaranteed to win, uh, is what I'm

trying to say. Do I have two transients?

I do. Okay. So, yeah.

Cool. Are you sure about whimsy? You'll

definitely go Vermillion cuz you're

cooked. No, I have sworn a vow of

chastity from Vermillion. It's not like

I'm banned from it. is just I know it's

harming my my health and I know that it

it literally does nothing cuz right now

I already have the best shadow possible

and then Genchin said, "Fuck you in

particular. Here's a new Shiao

set. [ __ ] you in particular. Here's a

new sha set." And honestly, I stalled

this for so long that like I actually

forgot the set was out and no one cares.

That's how long I stalled this [ __ ]

video. Also, I just realized I have

Google Chrome's open and I'm lagging.

Wait. Okay, I'm good

now. All right, first pull. I mean,

first uh

run. Okay. Okay. Starting the day off

terribly.

So, how's life chat?

Terrible. Okay.

Got a good grade on a

test. What was the test?

Justice will prevail. Final war.

Oh, wait. I'm Malika C2 now. I mean, I'm

No, I'm not. I'm Jans on C2 now. Forgot

I can like not do a normal attack.

Also, are my game sounds loud? It's just

on my end. It might be on my

end. Wait, what the [ __ ] does Janson

[ __ ] C4 do again? Oh, yeah. It's more

nightil. I remember. I remember. Guide

maker. I

remember. I went on a date with a girl

and she said it's not going to work out.

Okay.

I It happens. Okay. It happens, bro. It

happens. Uh I will say

maybe Wait, could this be

good? I'll lock

it. Uh get it back might not be the best

um way to make it work out, but

you do.

Hero.

Hero incoming.

Sorry. Um, watch us. Watch as I feel it.

Okay, next run. I feel it.

Justice will quick.

Wow.

Chat, wait. Okay. Can I ask you guys a

question? Do you think for the second

channel video on Castras, do you think

it's too rage bait to call

it the this video ends when I trigger

the passive? I feel like it's not even

rage bait. Like it's fine, bro. It's

actually pretty good content cuz I never

even triggered it. Like it just never

proced cuz it [ __ ] like I don't

die. You didn't trigger it? Yeah,

exactly.

But you did. Yeah, like later, bro. When

I was like trying to taste it field

bottom left. If you think that's rage

bait, you're a child. Dude, that's what

I'm saying. That's what I'm

saying. Play the new mock. Wait, did

they just change it? Are you talking

about the one I did like eight

times? The one I did eight times?

You asked for it.

Apog will change, bro. Apo's going to

change and the it's going to be like uh

if your HP changes, [ __ ] double your

damage cuz it's I guarantee

it. So, it's going to make it

easier. And Blade's going to be him.

Watch this. Watch this. Watch this

feather. Oh

my. Maybe I should lock that. A

reminder to do the HSR anniversary cuz

you can't rush it. Wait, really? Oh,

[ __ ] Do I have to do it every

day? It's daily. Okay. But is it like is

there a max amount of days or I have to

do it like literally every day or like

can I do it just like five days? It

takes three days.

Okay. All right. I got it. Sona skin

incident. Bro, shut up. That didn't

happen.

Okay. noted. I'll do it. I'll do it.

What event? The star one anniversary.

Watch as an evil gobble, by the way.

Okay. All right.

All

right, dude. Rest is a bit too

good. Feel like it's boring when things

die too fast. Am I

cooked? Uh, that is terrible. That bro,

if this was attack, it actually could

have been good. That's what's nice about

Long Night's Oath. Attack is a good

goblet. But but but it doesn't matter

cuz it's defense. But I'll still lock

it.

average blade user. Bro, I literally

play a [ __ ] top tier in Genchin

Impact. Can you watch your tone? I play

Shiao and he's good. We don't talk about

Blade's getting buffed. So, yeah,

switch to walking.

All

right, dude. Shiao is literally him. But

like, watch your tone around

me. Like, Shia gets buffed every two

patches. And we're probably gonna, dude,

next lantern, right? They're going to

give Shiao a skin. We're going to go

back to like Chenu Veil part two. And

then they're going to give us [ __ ]

like another four-st star support for

him. Watch, bro.

Watch. Wait, did I even create? Did I

animation cancel that or did I not get

it? I didn't get it.

Ball. What happened to streamers luck?

Bro, it doesn't work on artifacts. Like,

I don't know if it's just me that's

cursed or if it's a a whole like a

streamer thing. But streamer luck on

banners, it happens. Streamer luck on

artifacts for me

non-existent. Just you.

Okay, maybe they know that like I'll

keep going the longer I get unlucky.

Like when I get lucky, maybe I'll be

free from my shackles, so they keep me

like hooked.

What about the same one saying that

happened before I was a stream? Well,

no, I streamed it, but I was like I was

like a like a new streamer. Like I I was

like I they didn't like curse me me yet.

I was It was too early in my in my

career. here. It was to get me addicted.

Like if I didn't get that one sance,

then maybe I never would have been the

man that I am today. I never would have

became as addicted. Like listen to this.

I've been chasing that one high for 4

years. Cuz four years ago, I got the

best piece on my account. I still

haven't replicated it. Best feeling I've

ever felt in my life. And guess what? I

can't even come close to it.

I Dude, I need to favorite the piece.

Oh, I already favored it. All

right, gambling ad. Okay, don't gamble,

kids. But see, that's why I gamble in a

fictional video game without even like

money. Like, I'm not saying like pull on

a banner with money. I'm saying it's an

artifact from free resin, bro. Have I

spent primos on resin?

Yes. But do I have to?

No. Sorry.

Make me a

radio. Watch this. Double crit, attack,

defense. Okay, one day I'll be

right. So, we're ignoring this mods.

Okay. You don't have to ban someone for

saying try

sex cuz I said cuz I

I'm not going to

Okay, I'm going to say it though. An

artifact. I don't know. Uh, attack

goblet. Hydro. Can any hydro? Is there a

hydro plunger? There's no hydro

claymore. Maybe soon. Var. Var is

probably electro. Oh, I don't know

actually. Um, hydro claymore. One day

maybe. Attack with crit damage. E. This

could be good. Has potential. Has

potential.

There's no hydro plunger,

right? Hydro plunge deluke. Okay, bro.

Stop. Never let

Okay. You guys are not cooking.

I'm a child main. What is plunge? Okay,

it is actually [ __ ] up that child

can't plunge in his E. It actually

doesn't make sense.

That actually is ayenito can't either.

I'm pretty sure doesn't make

sense. I makes I guess it can't charge

attack. So I get it. But child can. So I

don't really I don't know what they're

cooking. He's a bow user. Yeah, bow

users can [ __ ] plunge

attack. And that's not even true.

Child's is like his whole thing is I

suck with a bow, so I'm gonna use a bow.

And then when he actually does damage,

he's not using his bow, using swords or

[ __ ] pole arm. So he's not a bow

user, two. So if anything, he should be

able to plunge with his [ __ ] daggers.

Burn it down.

That's not child. That's Tartaglia.

Child equals Sun Jin. Woo. Can I be

honest? I haven't watched Solo Leveling,

but I get a feeling that what you said

true. Good. It's mid. It's peak. See,

that's how you know I'm going to love

it, bro. You need You need like people

who like anime to think it's mid and

then people who just like to watch

things to think it's peak. That's how I

know it's going to be peak. Bad writing,

but good aura. Like that's like what I

want in my life. I need I need

slop. But you like Ferrerin? Yeah, I can

appreciate both. Sometimes I like peak

and sometimes I like a different type of

peak which is the

opposite.

Anyways, it's the blade of anime. What

does that mean, bro? I mean, blade is an

aura farmer.

Xyox is AI generated. No, I'm

not. Could an AI do this? Bleep. Gorp.

That's what I thought.

AI can't replicate Gorp.

Boom. Boom. Double crit. Okay. Well, I'm

down. Just so we're all aware, by the

way, I'm down 600 resin. Just so we're

all aware. And I don't have one piece to

lock. Just so we all in the same on the

same uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh place here.

I know we're clearing these domains

really fast, so it doesn't feel like

it's a lot of resin. It is.

Head

charge. Okay.

Um, skir pieces. Okay. Not a single

crit. Maybe it's time to go back to

Vermilion.

You might be on to something.

I'm using Lost Prayer Veressa, so I'm in

the same hell as him. Can I be honest?

[ __ ] Lost Prayers. Go Witsith. Go

Witsith and then don't farm this domain

and go obsidian. True.

Unless you want to farm for Skirk, which

I respect. Uh, this could be good. Crit

attack. We're going to lock. It kind of

cope, but it is what it is.

You can use Vermilion on Veressa. Yes,

bro. You can with with Fina. I mentioned

it in my guide. People thought I was

sneaking. People thought I snuck it in.

No, it's true. Is it better than Mari?

No, it isn't. But, you know, very few

things in life are. It's still

viable.

Boom. Wait. Double crit. Does do you

want EM on the set? I mean, what if what

if Stirk is like a melter instead of a

freezer? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe.

We're going to lock it. Double crit.

Sans. I mean, it's low rolls, but it's

still I mean, it's still a four

subsider. Maybe. We don't know, bro. We

don't know. We don't know. You literally

don't know.

Maybe by the time this is uploaded, you

know, but right now you don't know.

We're lo that

feather, bro. Please. I want to build

Shiao. Like, I'm I'm not angry. Okay,

it's still good. It's It's a good

flower. It's really good, but but please

like like this could be like for Shiao.

Like Like ER would be good. ER is not

good

here, bro. These are both double crit

and they're both for [ __ ] not

chiao. I'm screenshotting

this MS

Paint. At least it's not echoes. True,

bro.

Uh, should I roll them now or

later? Probably

later. Yeah, later. We We roll, as

always, we roll all pieces once our

inventory is

full. Roll later. Okay.

XD. Wait, actually, I should probably

add that in the intro. Can you guys

pretend this is still the same? Like,

can you guys like laugh or something?

Pretend this is still like an hour ago.

We're going to uh as Oh, [ __ ] This

doesn't say 2000. Oh, [ __ ] Oh. Uh,

we're going to uh Oh, how do I just say

this normally, bro? Oh, by the way, uh

we're going to spend all the resin and

then we're going to uh level the

artifacts all at once at the end as is

tradition around here. Why? Because like

it's it's better to accumulate a bunch

of potential and then roll to see if

anything's good. Because if you roll

pieces one at a time, you're going to be

sad. Why? Because there's a higher

likelihood that each individual piece is

bad. But if you level like say 10 at a

time, if even one of them is good, you

might be happy, right? So by doing more

at a time, there's a higher chance of of

being

happy. Okay, Chad, stop typing take

three, bro. It

wasn't. All right.

True. No, it actually is true. Like it's

like if you

I'm trying to think of an analogy that's

not like gambling.

Like if you

like if you place a bet, okay, and then

you lose, you're going to be sad. But if

you place five and then one of them

wins, you're like, "Hey, at least I

[ __ ] won on this." Yo, don't bet.

Don't gamble. Like, let's say, okay,

let's say

you Okay, let's say you get like your

grades back, right? You're in [ __ ]

like college, high school, whatever. You

get your grades back, okay? One exam at

a time. You get one, it's like a a 80.

You're like pog a 90. You're poging. You

get one, it's like a 42. You're like

crying. But let's say you get like four

back at once, right? And then three are

good, one's bad. You might still be

poging a little. Well, I guess it

doesn't really work that way cuz you

might get [ __ ]

like yelled

at. I don't know, bro. I don't have a

different What the [ __ ] is this? I

mean, maybe

[Music]

No, those won't work as well. Anyways,

in Genjin, it works. Basically, if you

have 10 pieces and nine of them roll bad

and you go one by one, you're just going

to be sad nine times and the last one

rolls good, you'll be happy once. But if

you roll all 10 at once, then at the end

you'll be like, "Yeah, some pieces

sucked, but at least we got this one

amazing

one. We've talked about this before. Are

you

American? Who's asking? It depends.

Who's asking? Are you Are you trying to

tariff

me? What's

happening? Hello. What happened to your

hair? Wait, is it cooked? Yo, no. I just

I cut it, bro. Well, I didn't cut it. I

I have a a barber who cut it.

No, they're going to terrify stream,

bro. Every [ __ ] Imagine there's like

a resin tax. Every time you spend 20

resin, you lose like five. No,

man. Wait, that would actually

Wait. Dude, I should photoshop this to

say like 80 resin. Wait, plus one idea.

Wait. Plus on

idea. Uh, could be good. Could get crit

damage. Honestly, we're going to level

this. You might be like, why? Because it

could get 20 crit rate. Don't talk to

me.

Have you watched a new Mappa anime? No,

but I've watched a new um Genchin Impact

anime. Did you guys see that? Did you

guys see the Genchin anime? Pretty good,

right? Um we're going to lock this

Yeah, the Senora episode is great. It's

It's weird how they they let her like

live in the anime, but we'll see what

happens. I don't know.

Dude, it has to be good cuz think about

it. Like League of Legends [ __ ]

garbage. Arcane it was pretty

good. So

like it has to be good, man.

This could be good attack rate damage.

You didn't lock it. Oh, honestly, it's

not that good.

I'll lock it.

What am I doing? I missed

my Watch me shoot the

tree. Maybe that's the secret, bro. We

just Americanized the tree. Watch this.

Watch this. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

Boom. All right. Wait. That was pretty

good. Watch the Minecraft movie.

Um Heads up. Is it good?

Chicken jockey.

Dude, I'm actually going to expose this

guy. I'm sorry. I I I really don't leak

DMs. Like, I'm I'm a nice person. I

don't. But this [ __ ] I'm I'm going to

say

it. I'm not going to show a screenshot.

Just believe me. Okay,

this Toronto person I we were going to

play Marvel Rivals. Okay, I played I was

playing with friends and then I was

like, "Yo, get on, bro." He said, "No,

man. I have a early day to big day

tomorrow. I got to wake up early. I

can't play tonight." I said,

"Respectable, understandable, busy man.

I get it. You got a job or whatever. You

have to go out. I don't know. Okay, all

good." Then I swear to God, can't make

this up. the same night at 500 a.m. he

sends this in the group chat. Chicken

jockey, bro.

I I'm not going to say I better keep my

mouth closed before I say something I

regret. Double exclamation mark emoji.

Double exclamation mark emoji.

I'm actually down. Okay, let me check

these

pieces. Unlucky. Unlucky. Do you play

Rival season 2? Not yet. I want to play

it though. Maybe like when I'm back home

we stream it

to. Honestly, dude, I don't know much

about Marvel Rivals lore, but whatever.

Like uh Emma Frost, whatever her name

is, did I forgive

her.

Also, apparently, I don't know if it's

real, but apparently they made every

male character, they like stealth buffed

their asses. Every male character's ass

is now

bigger. Is that

real? Dude, this is what I want. I'm

sorry. Like people are like, "Okay, I

listen." All I'm saying is like if

you're going to sexualize some

characters like like the the women, do

it to the men, too. Like just do it to

both and I'm happy.

Not for me. Don't like you're acting

like it's for me. I'm just saying in

general cuz then it's like it's fair at

least. Like at least it's fair.

I mean or neither. Like I'm not playing

the game to [ __ ] you

know, dork. But I'm just saying like if

you're going to do one, do both or do

neither. But like, you know,

rare W take. Okay. I have a question. If

you're a VIP in the stream, but when I

say something, you type rare W, what

does that say about you? If you think my

average take is not a W, why are you

here? Hate watching. No, I respect that.

I did that, too. I actually did that,

too. I respect that. I respect

that, bro. I don't need this much X.

Like, can I say something? I actually

need Mora more than I need artifact XP.

Is that weird? Like, is that

weird? Cuz when you use these, it costs

Mora. I don't know. I I'll do half for

now. Like, I I'll only do like How do I

unselect? What the [ __ ] is

happening? I'll do just three stars.

Okay, maybe I should change playlists.

We've like the song is good, but we've

been listening to this for like a month,

bro.

Um, what do you guys feel like listening

to? I haven't listened to K in a

while. Fine.

Okay. Also, Chevis, I know she's already

broken, but when you swap into her, she

should immediately apply Pyro. [ __ ] it.

Make her a catalyst cuz I don't like

having to use my burst.

Yo, I appreciate you, Erici. Hey, Zox. I

like your guys a lot, but is it true

that you hate EU? Lol. I don't hate EU.

I actually love the Europe uh and

Europeans. I have nothing against you.

Um, the only thing is sometimes so,

okay, it's just unfortunate that EU

viewers are the wor Okay, no. Pause.

Pause. You guys are great. They're not

like, okay, the time zone is bad for me.

That's all. It's like it's hard to

stream at a time that's good for EU

viewers. That's all. That's all. I'm not

saying you're bad people. You're

probably great. I've been to Europe. Uh,

great people maybe. Like, for the most

part, uh, in my experience, right, I

have friends in EU. Comos is French.

Like I know, you know, I speak French.

Bonjour. I speak British.

O. O. What's going on, Gizers?

Tariff Quebec.

Hero incoming.

Dude, I've never seen like so many

Canadians be like poging that they're

Canadian. Dude, I feel like Canada for

the longest time we've been like, "Well,

okay, I'm not going to say we cuz like I

mean I'm I'm American, but okay, wait,

pause cuz this is like uh going in the

video." Whoa, double crit. Okay, sorry.

But I feel like recently Oh, this is

going to be good. I feel like recently a

lot of um because like a lot of

Canadians for a long time we've just

been like they've just been like okay

like we kind of like we're just like

kind of like America too, right? But

recently, Canadians have been like

there's been like a rise in being like

proud to be Canadian

which I mean

no comment but like I don't know

Canada's in like their America hate arc

for like I mean obvious

reasons. I [ __ ] with

it. Uh we're going to lock this

er stat and still locks

it. I mean, I guess, but it could be

double crit. But maybe I'm

coping. I'll keep it for now. But maybe

I'm

coping. Okay, one bad stat. Like if this

was crit rate, HP, defense, I probably

would still lock

it. But it is cope. Whatever. [ __ ] you.

Why do they hate their own continent

then? No. No. Okay. When I say America,

I mean like USA, not like North America.

Cuz like North America is also

Canada. Nah. Ha. Okay.

Sorry. But anyways, my point, dude.

Okay, one dead stat, like if this has

double crit, attack, and ER, people act

like it's bad cuz the set doesn't use

ER. It actually makes no sense. One stat

that isn't good doesn't break the whole

batch, bro. One spoiled apple in this

instance isn't ruining the bunch.

Sometimes it does. In this instance, it

doesn't, bro. My Castress had like one

speed sub stat that didn't even change

anything. be like, "Oh my god, you have

a speed substat. You don't want speed,

brother. It literally affects nothing."

Light up the blazing sun.

Heads up.

Hey, Mr. Socks. Yapping again. Sorry.

What's up? Enough. Um, it could be. I

reckon like 250 R. The thing with Ma is

so how do you deal damage with her? her

burst, right? It's the biggest part of

her kit. It's like the best might be the

damn best [ __ ] DPS ability in the

game. Really good, right? A lot of

damage. So, how how do you get your

burst? Obviously, energy recharge. So, I

recommend going emblem full er kind of

building similar to Ryden. Uh just make

sure you build her like that. So,

yeah. Chad

GPT. No, no, no. Don't go ER, bro.

Please.

Thank you, guide maker. I'm sorry. I'm

evil X.

Wait, I I used to be on a full ER build.

Actually, will be named like S0 loses

his sanity trying.

No, this will be this the clips will be

called like

Zox gets lucky for once and then the

main channel video is going to be like I

tried to build Skirk but instead I got

the best sha how I got the best Shiao in

the world and then it's going to be like

my face like locked in and then it's

going to be like jiao whoa wait crit

damage crit rate sub stat lock it this

could also be good bro this could be

good for uh

Someone healing bonus attack crit rate.

Shemy's burst isn't that important. It's

nice in some teams where you needed to

apply pyro for your first rotation, but

in Abyss you start with energy. Um, but

it's nice for that. Like I like using

her burst, so I I go fav or enough er,

but you it's not as important as like

buffing or even healing sometimes. Like

you just E, hold E.

Are you going to do viewer pulls for

Skirk? Honestly, 99% chance. Yes.

You think Skirk's going to have a global

passive? Here's 72 reasons why I'm not

pulling Skirk.

Burn it down. Light up the

blazing. Look out

below. Don't they dare power creep my

Barbara? Wait, what's Barbara's passive?

I don't even know. Uh, this could be

good. Well, it has R, but I mean it's a

goblet. I mean, it's a sands. They're

hard. How does it feel? He's actually

playing a good plunger for once, bro.

[ __ ] you.

Wait, does Barbara do anything? Okay,

sorry. Barbara uh C6 reses you, but she

has to be

there. I know Toma Toma

has Toma has um I never know how to

leave this menu. Toma

has when you fish successfully in

Enzuma.

Sheesh. And Ryden, like some characters

have like save Mora. Where's

Ryden? Mora expended when ascending

swords and pole arms is decreased by

50%.

Holy. Aboba gum. Thanks 21 months. Thank

you. Thank you. Wander. What's

wander? Mora expended was like bows and

catalysts. There you go. Thank you,

Scara.

Skirk adds a minute to the abyss

timer. That would be funny. She like

slows down time, but she has to be on

field. That's like her alt. Her alt

slows down the abyss time or just slows

down

time. Genuine question. What are you

going to do about you? Didn't finish

your sentence. What are you going to do?

ABT.

You didn't finish your sentence.

Step aside.

ABT.

Was that a song?

Or is that CBT? A.

Ah. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Kissy face. Kissy face all on my

phone. Wait, another double crit. Uh,

Shflower. This could be good again. V2

real this

[Music]

time. Stop singing.

Why does someone manually write message

deleted? I'm going to stop reading chat.

I got to stop reading

chat. You guys are starting to

PMO. Dude, I actually I'm so brain

rotted. Like, okay, I don't find the

meme funny, but whenever I see the like

wilted flower emoji, the like flower

that's like dead, it just makes me

laugh. I don't know, man.

I don't know. It's too good.

Smash down. Kapow.

Watch this. Okay, I was maybe right.

Maybe hypothetically if this gets crit

rate then my feeling was vindicated

validated. Exonerated. I don't know. I

can't speak English. What the [ __ ] is

this? I don't know why I locked that.

Dude, just wait. Gion 2025. No, dude.

Dude, wait for the wait for the variety

stream, bro. It's coming.

I'm going to ma this tree, bro.

Goblet.

Uh, what element do I need? Electro.

Quick as a flash.

Is it normal that sometimes I can't

count to two? I just get confused.

Yo, Clue Broy, why the [ __ ] are you

counting in my

chat? Control.

Hi. Yeah.

Dude, this Vessa character is a little

strong by the way. Like just a little

bit. No space left in artifact

inventory. Okay.

Uh, I'm going to get a bit more Mora and

then we'll do more

XP, bro. Like, unironically, 250k Mora

life-changing. He got timed

out. What? I mean, it's the Skirk set,

but I'm happy. Like, maybe Kyana used

it, too. I don't know. This could be

really good. Now, you might be like,

"Zox, Zach's energy recharge isn't good

on the set." I know, I know. But, but

it's still I mean, attack and crit

damage, you cannot complain. This could

be insane. And worst case, it's a good

off

piece. This could be really good. I'm

timestamping that,

too. If you could change anything in

Shiao's kit, what would it be? Uh, his

constellations, and I'm not even a a

constellation fan,

but his constellations are complete

[ __ ] ass.

Like, Shiao constellations are Fina C2,

Shan Yune, C2, Shen Yune weapon, and

like a fivestar weapon for him. He does

not have any. Maybe

C1. Uh, I'll lock

this. And well, Farzon too, but Farzon's

a four-st star, but yeah, C6. Farzon's

like a sha

constellation. Like, okay, I'm not even

kidding. Getting

like Farzon's on like Shilonin banner.

Getting like Shilonin and Venti and like

Venti C1, which does literally nothing

just to get C6 Farzon is better than

getting any Shiao constellation. That's

like how [ __ ] they are.

A4 is also ass.

Yeah, that's the one that makes his like

consecutive E do more, right? Or is that

the one that gives damage bonus? Oh,

yeah, it's consecutive E.

Yeah. Yeah, this is I mean it makes

sense for like C6, but Oh.

Whirlwind

thrust.

Countless. Is Shiao a good standard

character? Bro, what are you typing,

man? Is there anything in my crafting

table I should

craft? Oh, wait. I I I I I I I I I I I I

I I I really need uh that the Okay, I

cannot talk. I really need

this. Yo, Rley, you never let me

down. Okay, you let me

down. I'll hide them. You never let me

down. Thank you.

So, you might be like, "Vos, why did you

that?" I have a level 80 weapon that I

haven't leveled for like 2 years. When I

got this accidentally, I didn't try to

get it. Okay, calm down.

Um, I probably should just 90 it. I

mean, now I can. The problem is I don't

know if I have enough Mora to level my

artifacts.

Um, I mean, I'm going to ascend

it. I'll level it

later. Level 70 Arinara, bro. [ __ ] that

weapon. It was an

accident. I need a crit damage bow.

That's like the one weapon I need. I

need a crit damage bow.

Like all my bows are [ __ ] crit rate.

Is there even a like fourstar? There's

there's black cliff which isn't really

good. They're just like the good

fourstar bows like attack like hama or

how not I'm think the font one. Song of

stillness or is that the sword? Song of

days past. What the [ __ ] am I saying?

Song of stillness. That's the bow,

right? Yeah, the battle pass one. That's

crit rate. They're all crit rate. None

of them are crit damage. Messenger.

Meow. I guess. Yeah, you're right. There

there isn't a lot of fourstar weapons

that have

crit. Wait, is is

[ __ ] Is Witsith actually the only

four-star that's not Blacklift to have

crit?

What if they made

welcome might be him

or her actually cuz you know I mean

men suck. Am I right guys? Okay. Sorry.

No, but with it sucks like half the

time, so it it kind of

like h maybe this sucks, but it could

get crit damage, so I'm locking it.

Don't get mad at

me, dude. Harbisher of Dawn low

key is [ __ ] broken. But it it just

sucks that you need a shield. But I

mean, I guess it makes sense cuz a three

star weapon. I kind of hate that it's

good, but I love that it's good cuz it's

like free to play.

You're incoming.

Boom. Cinema. Boom.

Cinema. Okay, we'll probably we'll

probably roll after we spend first the

first 2k.

Do you get any good pieces? I just Okay,

don't say I just came, bro. What the

[ __ ] are you typing? say, "I just

arrived in chat or I just got here."

What did I just do to my rotation?

It's all

good. What the Bro, if this was not a

cirlet, like, could you imagine if this

was like a feather or a a sand? Well, it

can't be a sand, but like a a flower.

These are perfect substs, but it's an EM

cirlet. Like, what do you want me to do

with this? Max roll crit damage, high

roll everything

else. What do you want me to do with

this? This is like a waste of

luck. I mean, we'll roll it for fun, but

hydro swirl shout. I mean, I don't know,

bro. I'm just reading messages.

Yeah, I'll craft a goblet before this

patch ends for sure.

I actually to be fair, let me at least

not forget to do

[Music]

um the salvaging, but I don't I don't

have any plus4 maybe. Okay, I'll have

enough after we roll pieces today. Oh,

wait. Just play Magneto, bro. What are

you like are you are you like 8 hour

mobile delay? You're still talking about

when I was complaining about [ __ ]

Doctor Strange. Bro, we've moved on. We

you're you're you're in the past.

Refresh the stream.

Sorry.

Fear Magneto.

er on the set is a little um

Janicequa. If this is an attack stands

with double crit, I will I promise you

this is not a joke. Everyone in chat

right now will get a brand new

Ferrari.

Okay, unlucky.

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you

imagine? No, I can't imagine that.

All right. Are we uncapped? Finally

uncapped. They would make you pay to

sponsor you. Dude, you know, as a kid,

like I was like 10. I I thought that

like I was thinking I was like, I wonder

if you have to pay to get a job because

think about it. Do you have to like I

was thinking like what if you have to

make money to make like spend money to

make money, you know? Like do you have

to like when you're applying to like a

like at like Walmart, do you have to

like pay them upfront so that they give

you a job so you make money? And now I

know that you don't, but like what if

now like what if now like think about

it, bro. What if like last stage

capitalism, right? You now have to like

in order to make like to to get a job,

you have to pay like you have to like

get a loan to pay to give the employer

money to make

money. I mean, you do have to pay for

school.

Well, I mean, not in like

isn't EU education like free? I I don't

know how that works. Oh, I thought it

was on [ __ ] Veressa. Oops. Burn it

down.

Honestly, as much as I [ __ ] on

Quebec, their education system is

actually like pretty accessible. like

they have like basically two years of

like much cheaper college and then they

have you skip a year and then Quebec

universities are

like one I don't know the exact fraction

like 1/5if the price of like most other

stuff. Uh maybe I'll salvage

well yeah I'll salvage these actually.

I'm not going to do all of them though.

I'll stop like

here. 519. Bro, I How much more does

this does one sanctifying uncction

cost? Well, let me check.

Oh, it's one one. Wait, the XP is one to

one. So 2500 per

2500 and then these are 10k. So wait,

quick

math. 587 * 2500, that's 1.5 million MOA

plus what is this like 1070? So 790

plus

790k 2.2 million. Wait, it's not even

that much. Well, 2.2 million more is

more than I have, but like it is less

than I expected, I

guess.

Anyways, basic arithmetic cooked, bro. I

got it right. Like you can say that if I

got it wrong, but I literally didn't

even struggle. So what are you typing

cooked

for? Dude, you know how versatile the

word cooked is or cook. Okay, so it

could be [ __ ] I just [ __ ] up. Like,

okay, if you mess up, it's cooked. But

if you popped off, you cooked. But if

you're cooking, you're cooking. But but

if you cook a meal, you cooked a meal.

Incoming.

Head man learns tenses. That's not

tenses cuz the the word changes

meanings. Like you cooked is like you

did something well. But you are cooked

is you [ __ ] up. Like you're you you

you're cooked, bro. You're cooked. It's

not the

same. Like saying you exist or you

existed like well I mean I guess that's

like you're dead but whatever. Don't

talk to me.

I think you like the linguistics

ethmology guy.

Um well I actually think I've seen

shorts of that dude. I sometimes I Dude,

my short speed is cooked, bro.

I've even

I'd rather be the chef than the meal.

What the hell does that mean?

I mean that sounds kind

of hard. So I

agree. I'm trying to remember a saying.

Someone said like you got to like you

got to like get clap to clap or

something. But that's not what it was.

It was like you got to like

I don't remember what it was. It was

like you got to like lose to win, but I

cannot remember what the saying

was. [ __ ] Now I want to know

it. Wait, let me look this up.

Twitter, you got to get clapped to clap.

No, bro. I mean, yes, but that's not

what I was

thinking. Oh,

you Well, I remember it. It's like you

got

to Oh, you got to get washed to be

clean. So, like you got to you know, you

know what I'm saying? Like you got to

get cooked to No. No. Like you have to

get down to get back up. You have to get

cooked to No. [ __ ] You have to get

cleaned. No, you have to get Oh, [ __ ]

You have to get washed to be clean.

No, it's actually good. It's actually

good. It's actually

good. Cuz think about it. It's like,

bro, I said it four times in chat, dude.

Okay, with all due respect, your name is

Alfredo 1024. Like, I don't know if I

would even like willingly read your

message. I'm sorry, bro. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. That was [ __ ] up.

All right, let's keep

going. This one viewer. No, bro. I

actually do like

Alfredo. Alfred. Okay. Am I weird for

this? Alfredo might be my favorite pasta

sauce, but anytime I'm at an Italian

restaurant, I do not order Alfredo. I

don't know. I don't know. I just go for

like uh something else like maybe a

bali.

I don't know why.

Maybe cuz like sometimes like cuz

Alfredo is never just like Alfredo. It

comes with like a bunch of [ __ ] that

like is good, but sometimes I'm not in

the mood for it, you know? Like do I

really want like a bunch of like muscles

and like chicken? Like maybe

I don't knowice.

It's not experimental. That is true. I

could also just

like make it or get

it. Picky eaters. PMO. Okay. I am not a

picky eater at all. I literally eat

basically everything

and or I'll at least try it.

But like if I'm if I'm picking an item

from a menu, I'll pick the one that I

want.

I actually don't know if there's

something I don't like that I've had.

Well, there probably is. I just can't

think of it.

I think I don't like

uh there's like an Arabic dish

called jadra which is like lentils like

crushed up and I like lentils but I

[ __ ] can't eat that. It makes me want

to like vomit I think cuz I was like

forced to eat it as a kid. I [ __ ]

can't. It makes me want to like actually

cry.

But I'm sure it's good if you like

didn't get

like forced to eat

it. But I do like lentils in general. So

I don't

know. You eat it with rice and salad.

Yeah, I know. But I don't know.

Oh, [ __ ] you as stronger. Okay, I'm

going to be honest.

I don't remember what I was going to say

with my sentence. I just started it and

I don't know where I'm going. All right.

Well, that was cool.

That's

fun. My dad forced me to eat sheep brain

once. Uh

I This could be good. Now, can I get a

showpiece? No. But can I be the best

skirk in the world? Yes, I

can. Yeah, my my grandma would eat lamb

brain a lot. But apparently it's bad.

Like brain's like not good for some

reason. It has like ammon ammon arsenic.

I don't know what it has, but like

something apparently you're not supposed

to eat. So we stopped eating it. I've

tried

um lamb testicles once. It wasn't like

It wasn't like good, but like I wanted

to just like have it to say I had it.

It didn't taste like much though. I

mean, it was just like

chicken. It was like

cooked. Stop right there. Okay.

Sorry. Oh, wait. Please don't clip the

last part. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Ano

crit y

HP. This could be good, bro. If this

gets crit

damage, this could be

good. This actually could be

good. 2 hour 33. God, dude, it actually

could be

good. You eat balls. Bro, stop taking

out of context. I don't. It was one.

Listen, okay, I'm not even going to

explain it. Like, my grandma was like,

"Yo, I fried some balls." And I was

like, "I should just have a bite to say

I had it cuz it would be funny." That's

it. Like, it wasn't even like ball

shaped. It was like a

nugget. Oh, I didn't mean to do [ __ ]

pre. Well, I mean, it's fine. Let me use

one transient. Uh I'm going use

another 21

resin. So should I um should I roll yet?

N one more run.

[Music]

Might as well tell us what it tastes

like. I don't

remember. Can anyone explain why no one

clipped any of his HSR stream? So, the

thing with my HSR streams is no one

clips them because I play perfectly and

like no one wants to watch perfect

gameplay. They only like it when I like

make a mistake. But in a game like that,

I don't make mistakes cuz it's like just

a brain game, you know? So, no one's

going to clip it cuz like I don't

misplay. I don't die. I didn't even

trigger the global passive that I was

trying to trigger cuz I thought it would

be funny. Never [ __ ] procked. Why?

Cuz I didn't die a single time.

Did you actually are you lying?

You know the answer.

Ow ow ow.

Wait, four pieces, bro. One of these has

to be good. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One of

them has to be good. None of them are

good. Okay.

[Music]

What if I do the wrong Veressa burst?

[ __ ] I still do the right one.

Stay out of my way,

bro. Bro. Okay, I promise you this is

not scripted. We've only gotten skirt

pieces. What the hell is

happening? I mean, this is

good, bro. I like Skirk. I do. And look,

uh, Bro, how do we keep printing like

incredible pieces on the set and none on

Long Night's Oath?

Dude, this could be insane. Wait, I'm

actually gonna I actually want to roll

this. Uh, no, I should wait. I should

wait. Uh, I do have to pee

though. I'll screenshot it. I would. I

am no better than a man. I'll screenshot

it. Plus

what? Wait, BB, give me a second.

Okay, sorry chat. I know literally no

one asked, but this might have been like

the longest stream of my life. Not like

live stream, but

like Welcome in. Uh, okay, we're back.

Dude, I really want to level this piece.

I was thinking about it. I'm like I'm I

I I see the potential, bro. We're gonna

level that. Maybe I'll just spend these

two cadetses. Uh wait, I have a

question. I'm I'm not hungry yet, but if

it's going to be a long stream, I might

get hungry in like an hour. What's

something I can get that I can like eat

without like dirtying my entire setup?

Like, what's I can eat with like a fork.

Drop your weapons.

Rice

noodles. M.

No, but like rice is like

pasta, bro. I had pasta like 4 hours

ago. Well, not four, but yeah, like 5

hours ago. Chipotle, bro. It's 2:00

a.m. Double crit. I don't It's low

rolls, but double crit uh could still be

good. You never know. Okay, we're

locking it. It could be good. It

can double death. [ __ ] you. Wait, maybe

I'll get Oh, what if we get like a halal

food like platter? Like a like a

shawarma platter. No, but I eat that at

home all the time. I don't know if I

want to like get that here, too, cuz I'm

in a place that has like different food.

I mean, I'm

down. Wait, that might be a good idea

actually. Won't that get

messy?

Yeah. Okay, you might have cooked me.

Banana

poutine, bro. I will [ __ ] pass out.

No. No. Well,

maybe my worth plus

fouring you ho

king. Someone just subbed and said

Genchin Impact. Yo, thank you. Out for

the 16 months.

Genchin Impact. Dude, that's what I'm

saying.

Uh, well, you some fragiles. We're

digging into the 81 for the first time.

Yes, we are. Maybe I'll level pieces

right now. I'm

down. I'm

down. We could do this in level pieces.

Okay. Wait, let me let me decide on this

first.

Oh [ __ ] I got a one drive notification.

Wait one second. Hello.

Hello. What? I know you're in the other

room, but I don't feel like getting up.

If I ordered, hypothetically,

hypothetically, if I ordered a halal

sharma platter, hypothetically, would

you hypothetically want one? You can

literally mute yourself on the mic right

now and I can still hear you from across

the [ __ ] apartment. Hypothetically,

would you feel like eating a like um

like a chicken lamb shwarma bowl platter

thing with like shora? No, I'm getting a

platter like it's like I think I got it

once. It's like it's like it has like

white and like red and like like sauce

and then it's like rice and like uh

chicken and lamb and like vegetables and

I mean if you're getting a platter you

can just have it yourself. Yeah, but I'm

saying do you also want one? Buy one get

one. What's not? But like for me, for

you it's free.

I mean, it's like a million dollars. But

I mean, that's nothing for me. No. Like,

yo, Jimmy, there's a the

$2,000. I appreciate it. There's 100

gifted. What's up? Sorry. Do you not

hear yourself like in my mic? No. Okay.

So, do you want do you want do you want

Okay. Do you feel like a bowl or

something else or nothing? Um I I I I

don't need a platter right now. I can

like have a snack or something if

there's a snack. A snack? I don't think

Okay. I don't think Lebanese people do

snacks. Okay.

I've never I've actually never seen

Well, we we eat nuts and like olives,

but like you can't order olives. Do you

want Do you want uh a dessert? Do you

want like uh Yeah. Can I just have like

one olive? No, I mean they don't deliver

olives. Do you want We I I could get you

uh Wait, but you told me that like

Lebanese restaurants, they can serve you

anything. Just ask. Yeah, but you have

to go in person. Oh, never mind. Okay.

You got to like They're just like,

"Yeah, anything for you." And then they

just pull it out the back. Okay. So,

like can I ask for an olive? You want an

olive? I mean, it is not Don't fumble

again. just do you want

um all of this uh

I can't understand this. Hey, please

please please just Okay. Okay. Listen,

listen, listen. Is there anything you

want or do I just order this? I'll get

you like a like a bak lava.

Why did you say it like that? Okay. Is

there something you want or or no? I

mean, it's up to you. I I I think I'm

okay on the sweets, but like if you're

getting like a small like I don't know

like bowl or plate or something. Sure.

Small bowl or plate. Okay, I got you.

No, but like you said you're getting a

platter. Like I I'm okay. No, I'll get a

small like bowl.

Are you still getting your platter?

Yeah, it's the exact same thing I was

going to get at the start, but I

rewarded it so it sounds more appealing.

Do I No. No. Cuz Hey guys, am I right or

am I right? It's about the way you

present it. It's like Oh. Oh. Oh. I I

thought this I'll get like a cute like

little platter thing with like rice and

like vegetables and and also a little

bit of like chicken. What's up? Oh my

god.

Do you want

I got you. I'll get you something like

dainty. You said a platter. No, no. I

didn't mean a platter. I meant like a

bowl. Like a plate. No, no, yeah. Yeah.

Bowl. Bowl. Bowl. Unless I'm culture.

No, no. It's like a little bowl platter

thing. Plate. Not platter. Plate. When I

say platter, I think of like the

Filipino food where like you have like

the seafoods and like this not that and

everything. Okay. No, like a little like

bowl like kind of like like Yeah. Why

did you say bowl?

Uh I No abl.

Uh it's ab okay. No ab.

Okay, I got you. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. Okay. Yo, this is

a huge raid, Kaisen. Okay, I got to go.

Sorry. I'll be back later. Okay, see

you. Take care.

Bye.

[ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, let's do

um Oh

[ __ ] All right. Uh welcome. Yeah. Okay,

we have to

We're to level some pieces. Wait, let me

um let me actually order this. as

pathetic when talking to women as a

thought. Negative aura, someone said.

Okay, I'm going to get a platter, bro.

Everything. I'm literally putting

everything in it. It's all dressed. But

I'm not going to get subbed to this

loser. I'm not going to get a hot sauce,

though, cuz like I like spicy, but like

she doesn't, you know, and it's like the

same. I can't like customize one, but

not the other. Why did you fumble again?

Oh, my bro.

Chill. I'll get Yeah, [ __ ] the hot

sauce. All

good. This stream does not have hype

moments and aura. It does. Just wait.

We're getting

there. Okay. I'm ordering it. I'm

ordering it. We're good, bro. We're

good,

bro. Wait.

Sides. Apple

juice. Okay.

French fries. Deliciously seasoned

French

fries. I'm good,

bro. Just put the bag in the bag. Thank

you. All right.

Okay, I sense it. Okay, here's what

we're going to do. Uh, we are going to

do some more runs and dig into our

fragiles. But first, it's time to roll

cuz I'm addicted. Do you get the free

auron? Tomorrow's the last

day. I got two days, buddy. All good.

Wait, what's my Auroron's

constellations? Like

one? Do I even have any? Oh, zero. Oh,

we have a long way to

go. Okay, all good. Let's start

rolling. Who's your laser bias? You're

asking me to pick between uh queens? I

could never. How dare

you? Okay.

Uh, let's send it.

Okay. Honestly, dude, we have actually a

lot of pieces. Look, look. Let me show

you.

Um, watch this. We do. Boom. Artifact

set. You click on finale and you click

on long nights oath. Why is there 325

finale but only 209 Long Night's Oath?

Is anyone seeing what I'm seeing? Is

anyone seeing what I'm seeing? Why is

there such a big

discrepancy? What the hell is

this? Okay.

Well, it's all good. Oh, maybe it's cuz

I deleted four stars. Maybe it's the

four

stars. Okay, maybe it's the four stars.

Anyways, wait. Fank sent me an

attachment.

at litter. It's like when you find a big

spider. So instead of killing it, you

let it have the place and move somewhere

else. Wait, is she calling me a big

spider? What the

[ __ ] At least she didn't call me a

little spider. Yo, who wrote this in

chat? Can we ban them? Wait, I think

their usernames here. Wait, wait, wait,

wait. She said, "Call me glitter."

Okay. Yasuma.

Mods, mods,

mods. I don't know how to use

chatterino slash user Yasuma Su

me. Oh my god, it just pulled out their

whole I'm arriving. Fear Magneto.

You literally always thinking of muscles

and [ __ ] I literally

don't. Please send help at fang. It's

like when you find that big ass spider

instead of killing it, you just let at

the place and move somewhere else. Then

you retyped the message cuz you thought

it was so funny. Then you typed

caught Argentine or a debt.

Dongan Roban. Yeah. Yeah. Checks

out. This is why nobody likes Genchin

players, bro. What could I possibly have

been doing? Okay, you're going to I'm

going to let you off with a warning, but

uh watch yourself. Okay. Also, my like

ring light thing is falling. I can't see

my monitor. Okay, I fixed

it. All right, let me lock in. I

actually have to like hurry up cuz uh

yeah, we have a lot to do. Now guys, I'm

going to do something that has never

ended well in the history of mankind,

but I'm going to do it to prove

that you shouldn't let tradition or or

not necessarily tradition, but you

shouldn't let like a bad history, right?

Ruin your future. Okay? A bad past

doesn't necessarily mean a bad future.

So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to

tweet the pieces before I roll them.

manifesting greatness and not saying,

"Oh, you're cursing them."

Okay, I may be I may accidentally

become I may actually become Maybe your

luck would be better in lads. The best

skir player in the

world. I am blessed and

cursed. I am both blessed and cursed.

post, bro. Maybe you have to convince

yourself that you want to build the set

that you don't want. So, you build the

set that you want because the game gives

you the set that you don't want, but the

set that you don't want is actually the

set that you want. So, even though I

technically want both cuz I do like

Skirk because I know that I want to

build Shiao more, I need to convince

myself that I actually don't want to

build Shiao. So, the game gives me sha

pieces because that's how Genchin Impact

works. Am I wrong or am I right? I'm

right. Okay, let's go. These are all the

new pieces we have. We're going to level

them and then we're going to go back.

We're not done. This just a little

intermission. Lock in, bro. Okay, we're

going to start with We're going to start

with

finale. Yeah, we'll start with finale,

then we'll go to Long Night's Oath.

Let's go.

Let's go at anything that uh Fang's

still laughing at the message, by the

way. I hear her laughing at the [ __ ]

guy who called me a spider, just so

we're all

aware. Okay. Uh let's start with skirt

pieces. Let's roll pieces. Um HP death.

I don't know why I locked that this.

Okay, maybe we start with the cirlet.

Honestly, we'll start with a good piece

that's interesting just to keep people

hooked, you know? Watch this em. Okay,

flat

defense. You know what? I'm not really

feeling it right now. Let's just put

that on pause. Let's put it on pause.

Let's Let's Let's wait a

minute. Quick, quick, catch the game by

surprise. It doesn't think we're rolling

it. It's not

ready. That didn't work. I thought I

thought if we surprised the artifact, it

wouldn't be ready and it would give us

crit. Mods, every time we roll defense,

ban someone who's

laughing. Can you be silent? Exo is

playing. Watch this, bro. Watch. Plus 12

is a comeback. Just because you have a

bad start doesn't mean you have to have

a bad

end. Okay, that is not good on this set.

mean, do I have I might have something

better. I already have a better one.

Okay, it's cooked. It's cooked. This

one's already

better. All right, next

piece. I'll do cirlets first. Okay, I

actually have a few good

cirlets. Wait. Okay, let let's test this

goblet. I don't think it's going to be

good, but you might as well check. You

never know until you know. Uh, it got

crit damage max roll. Wow. Okay, we'll

plus eight

HP.

Um, is there an HP scaling electro

that's not like kooky? No.

Okay. Okay. This is dead. Wait. Okay.

Educational Zox for once. Add Zyox. Why

is it not good? So for you have So you

need to have zero energy. Doesn't that

mean you need to get your burst for the

set? So no, my friend. Listen. Let me

let me let me let me break it down for

you. So that makes sense, right? you'd

be like, "Oh [ __ ] you you need to have

zero energy for the buff, right?" But

once you once you once you once you have

zero energy, you get a

buff, but in order to actually have zero

energy, you basically need to be a

character that doesn't scale with

energy. Does that make sense? Like you

need to you need to have that I didn't

explain that correctly. Let me read it.

When the equipment character has zero

elemental energy, normal attack damage

is increased by 60% and burst damage

increased by 6%. After you deal normal

attack damage, the burst effect stops

applying. After you burst, the nor

attack effect stops applying for 6

seconds. So, in order for this to work,

you need to be Maua, who doesn't use

energy or another character like maybe

Skirk who might not use energy. Now, if

you did use energy, it would effectively

be impossible to have zero energy

because just fighting, just using a

skill, just attacking an enemy that like

some of them give you HP particles gives

you energy, you know.

[Music]

Um,

yeah. What if you burst and then you

gain exactly zero energy? You never

press a skill. Okay, you burst and then

you just don't press

anything and then the enemy gives you

some. All

good. Okay, let's lock in. Sorry. Oh,

yeah. I can filter by lock

now. Wow, that's a lot of locked

pieces. Electro goblet on the cryo set.

Heartbroken emoji, bro. [ __ ] you. Okay,

let's lock. Let's lock. Uh, I mean,

let's what? Let's roll. Uh, attack

goblet. I mean, attack sands with crit

damage. Could be good. You never know.

Could get crit rate. All right.

Um, I'll give it one more roll cuz I'm

feeling generous and I don't have a

single Sands yet, but it's already

looking

rough. Yeah.

Okay. Uh,

also the plus 12 circle we had

technically could have been better than

this, but it wasn't

worth double crit Ems. Why not? Why not?

Why not? Plus

10. Well, um, it could still be good.

It's only one miss. One

more. I mean,

um, this is looking, bro, but what if

Skirk melts?

What is bro's hair do, bro? Sorry, I got

haircut. Nah, I don't want to roll this,

man. Let me roll the HP sands. Like, you

never know. Maybe they release an HP

scaler that also wants attack. You don't

you don't you don't know,

man. Okay. Uh let's let's um let's roll

some cirlets for Skirk. Crit damage with

crit rate and attack. This could be

really good, bro. This could be an

incredible piece. Flat HP. No one cares.

Crit rate, please. Attack is good.

Attack is

good. Watch this.

attack is good. I mean, maybe attack is

good for attack

scalers. Like on cryo, you can get like

some, you know, crit rate from the cryo

residence and, you know, stuff like

that. So, this could be really

good. Okay. I mean, I hope she scales on

attack. This could be honestly like 21

attack is a lot.

If if if I use this with an attack

scaler, this could actually be really

good. One more, bro. One

more.

No, it's still it's honestly still good.

It could actually still be good. So,

we'll keep it, but

Oh, we'll keep it. We'll keep it. 21

attack is a lot. Yeah, it is a Jeff

piece, bro. He would be

like he would

be he would be very uh happy. Let me

just say that.

Wait wait wait. I was rolling this as a

joke but it actually got crit damage. I

know the other sub stats suck but you

never know. Maybe that roles to never be

satisfying so that he provides our game

with infinite content. Look forward to

thank you John Hoyverse for the 14

months. Please don't release a new set

in 2027 for Shiao, please. Chewy Cookie,

thanks for 28 months. Appreciate

it. Okay, next cirlet. This one uh has a

lot of potential cuz it's a four liner.

EM could be good. We don't know yet, but

the crit rate is a pretty high roll.

Uh, the more I talk, the worse it is. So

why

talk? No, no, no. Like, it doesn't make

sense. It doesn't make sense. How does

that How is this ethical?

Hi, bro. I'm never going to get back the

mora I spent leveling

this. At least I can keep some of it.

All right, we're wasting our bad luck on

the work on the on the pieces that are

kind of whatever. And now we can cash

out our good luck on good pieces. You

should level it.

Wait, before we do that, let me plus

four some things. These are pieces that

would only be good if the first roll is

good. They're not worth like investing

much

into. Like this could get crit

damage, but it probably doesn't. Yeah, I

[Music]

didn't.

Sorry. Uh, could be good. We'll do one

roll. Okay, it hit the only bad stat. I

mean, all good.

I mean,

no. Okay, time to roll. Well, actually,

wait. Last one. Last one that has

potential. Like, we do some of the mid

pieces, we get them out the way, then we

do the good ones, cuz you got to save

the content, you know? You got to save

the content.

I lost my voice. That could be okay. Me

drink some

water.

Um, should I even do one more roll? I

feel like this is like

doomed. Bro's drinking out of a vase.

Dude, it's not a vase. All

right, let me not level

this. Okay, it's time to do the big

ones, bro. It's time for the big rolls.

Actually, let's do some sha pieces first

cuz the sha honestly our long night's

oath set sucks. So, we have more

potential on the Skirk pieces.

Um, I'm going to roll this EM circuit

just cuz it's like kind of funny. Uh, it

could be really good as an off piece. It

could be a Kazua piece. Uh, it rolled

crit rate. I mean, that's good. It

rolled ER. I mean, that's really good.

Like, if you're running a FAV EM scaler,

this is these are the two only stats you

care about. Why am I leveling this? I

don't know, but it could be

good. Wait, one more. One more

erh It's

okay. It's all right. It's all right.

It's all

right. Uh, this crit rate circle could

get crit damage. I'm desperate. Don't

talk to me. It didn't. All good.

This feather could get crit damage. I'm

desperate. It's worth rolling. Attack

crit rate.

ER. Oh, wait. Let him cook. I have to

let someone in. One sec. Yeah, I'll buzz

you up. Thank

you. Okay, I did

it. Wait, this could be really good. It

It basically missed a roll cuz it's It

started with three subs, but bro, I need

epic music.

This could be a sharp piece. I bless you

thy cre

First

roll. I'm doing it on the

drop. Attack's good on the set. Attack

is good on the set. Attack is good on

the set. Attack is good on the set. One

more. Honestly, ER is the worst stat cuz

we don't really we don't really need it

for Shiao because of our team. But any

other stat right now is actually good.

And I am not I'm not joking. I'm not

exaggerating. Any other stat than ER is

good. I don't want to even say those two

letters. Crit would be good. Crit would

be good. Attack would be good.

Please. I said ER and then I rolled the

R. The R is fine. ER is actually

fine. Like you need a little bit for

Shiao.

What in the ever loving

[ __ ] happened

here? Should I even lock it? I don't

have another feather. This is my only

feather. This is my only plus 20

feather. I mean, I'll lock it for now,

but wow, that was a waste of

potential. Okay, maybe this one will get

crit damage.

flat

attack. You think this would be

good? Honestly, I'll give it one

roll.

Okay, I have three double crit flowers.

The flowers have potential. Let me

roll. Is there a cryo

plunger?

Deluke. Wait.

True. Chong Yun.

Well, I'll roll this crow

one. All right,

unlucky.

Okay, let's send

it. Um, we'll start with I just have to

send it, bro. I have too much content to

do today. Okay, this could get crit

damage. We're going to plus four it just

to see. Can we get a good flower? No, we

can't. All good. Now, we have three Sha

flowers that are double crit rate. We're

going to start with this one. I mean

double crit, sorry. First

one. Elemental mastery. It's

fine. Okay.

Um, I'll leave it for now. I mean, I'll

leave it for now. We'll level this

one. Let's see how this goes. Flat

attack. Not ideal.

Grizzly set. It does match Grizzly. I

don't know who this set was made for,

but it doesn't even match. I guess it

matches Veressa cuz like the horn,

but okay. No, no,

no. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let him

cook. Let him cook. Let him cook. Let

him

cook. Please, bro. I don't want to say I

deserve this because honestly I don't

want to take anything for granted and I

don't want to act holier than thou. But

if there's one thing I deserve right

now, it's it's it's

redemption. One more, bro. One more crit

piece and this is actually a good

flower. I know death and like flat flat

aren't good, but honestly, one more crit

and and and I [ __ ] One more crit and

I'm happy.

Please, bro. Please. I just want to see

a percentage go up. Nothing against flat

stats. I just want to see a percentage

go up. Please.

Please. Our first good show

piece. It only took like I don't know 5k

resin.

4K. No, more than that. probably like

six. But hey, thank you. Welcome in. Let

me look at my old flower. What was my

old previous flower? 81 12 with 10

attack. Honestly, it's not like that

much better,

but you lose some attack. But hey, it's

good. Whatever. It's not amazing. We'll

get a better one, but we're still we're

still happy. Okay, we're

happy. This one was a bigger tragedy.

Whatever. Good start. Don't talk to me.

Let me check this other flower that's a

fourlininer. I said let me check this

other one that's a four

liner. I said let me check this other

one that's a four

liner. I said let me check this other

one that's a four liner. I don't know

why I'm still rolling. I don't know. I

just I thought it would be f I got to

stop. I got to stop. I got to stop. I'm

sorry. I don't know why I rolled that

one. That was a waste of

Mora. It was for the content. Okay,

everybody shut the [ __ ] up. If this

rolls crit damage right now, everybody

shut the [ __ ] up. Do you know how long

it took me to get a Vermilion Goblet

with double crit and it has ER, can

everyone please just do like like just

can everyone just pray for me, please?

Wait, what's a song that won't get me

it. I'm not going to risk it. Bless you,

thy creep,

bro. Thick of it will get me banned. The

VOD will get nuked.

You know what? Firefly never let me

down. Please, bro.

[Music]

Please. You would not believe your eyes.

I mean, it can still roll crit.

Okay. Well, our Nemo goblin is dog

[ __ ] Hey, the bright side, there's

still some Skirk pieces. Okay, can we

build

Shiao? Maybe not. But can we build

Skirk? We're about to find out. That's

okay. Uh, let me get this out the

way. I'm running out of Mora. All good.

by a

[Music]

thread. I'd like to make myself

believe that planet Earth turns

slow. Yo, should I rip the band-aid on

this piece? Look at the skirpiece.

Double crit. Yeah, she probably doesn't

need HP. Yeah, she probably doesn't need

er, but watch the crit rolls and

learn. Bro, please. Please. I need this.

I need this piece after what I just

rolled. After this abomination of an

anemmo goblet, I need

this. Okay, honestly, this is

acceptable. Honestly, this could be

good. One more. One more,

please. I mean, Chad, is she going to

scale with HP? I mean, maybe.

It could be an off piece for like

Yolain. Maybe the song cursed me,

bro. The planet Earth turns slowly.

Okay. Friendship ended with

Firefly.

Uh yo, you've never let me down.

This song's never let me down, I

think. Do I even want to roll this

again?

Whatever. Okay. It's an off piece for

like Fina, bro.

I'll keep it. Is it too late to

try this piece? What? This piece could

actually be insane. I'm not

coping. Play pirate EDM. Wait, is that

copyrighted? Do you

know? Like I feel like my YouTube video

is going to get cooked.

No, there's no

way. Wait, you don't think this

copyrighted?

[Music]

Yo, [ __ ] these terrorists. I'm going to

get it

myself.

[Music]

Y VOD friend here. It does get

muted. Wait, you're coping? No.

Wait,

really? No, I'm for real. Oh, [ __ ] I'm

not even recording though, so my

editor's going to get cooked.

Uh,

well, stop

edging. Do you think they have this on

Spotify? 1700's C

Shanty. Wait, they

do. What the [ __ ] is this? Never

mind. It's a trap

edit. Honestly, I'm down. Whatever.

Y. All right, lock in. Please, bro. If

this piece only rolls crit, I'll do

whatever you want. I'll I'll become a

pirate for a year. I'll wear I'll wear a

[ __ ] 29 months cooked. I'll wear a

hook

r, bro. Please, bro. I mean, it's not

even a show piece. Like, I But it could

be a good skirt. Like

just please please

please the first roll

determines the pace and the

the the first roll sets the tone for

every other

role. Watch

this. Okay.

Okay. This remix is so bad. Please,

bro. One

more. Okay. They're not the highest

rolls. Honestly, they're low rolls,

but you can't complain. I'm being calm

and I'm not

overreacting. You have to act like

you've been here before, you know? Like

you can't let the game think that like

oh oh he's not used to getting good

pieces. This is nothing to me.

Okay. Attack socks. If this rolls for I

am going to pull E6 casterish. Please

don't roll for it. Sounds like you want

E6 casters. Don't put that on me. That's

something you have

to resolve within

yourself. Watch this.

I got cocky. I got cocky. And now look

me.

Um, it's okay for a new set. You can't

be too picky. This is fine. My artifact

standards are high, but like it's a fine

piece. Like if you're looking at this,

you're like, "Yo, isn't this pretty

good?" Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. It's fine.

Right. If this is your artifact, it's

fine. I wouldn't say it's bad. Plus 20.

We just already have better ones. So, uh

yeah. Let's move on. Um wait, are those

all

the Chad? Are those all the good

pieces? Is that it? Are we back to the

mines already?

I mean,

Cook get back in the domain, Lilah.

All right. Um, that went terribly. And

we got some decent visas, I think. I

don't know. I can't remember. But I

think we got a good

skirpiece. I don't remember. But now we

have 80 fragiles. So, uh, it's all good.

We're not done. Okay. Our journey is

just beginning. Our journey is just

beginning. Okay. Buckle up. Buckle up,

buddy. Buckle up, buddy.

I shouldn't cap my resin right now. I'm

not going to use all 20. I am, but it's

just to prove a point. It's just to

express commitment. You got to show that

you're committed, okay? So, they

actually the game believes you. Oh [ __ ]

This guy means business. Maybe I'll give

them some good pieces. But I don't want

to stay capp for long, so we have to

hurry. Let's go. Hurry, hurry,

hurry, hurry, bro. Now that's

commitment.

Sorry. Oh, wait. The the plate I ordered

outside.

Wait, early in the morning. Wait, let me

go get it. Let me go get

it. Back to the mine. Should I change

teams? What's my friendship level?

Five. Oh, we're almost 10. Okay, we'll

change it once we're 10. Okay, one

second. Let me bring this in.

Dude, it looks

good. I seldom eat on stream, but bro,

we're going to stream for like 6 hours.

Greasy. I mean, it's just sauce. It's

like white sauce, which is like garlic

and like pesto green. It's not like

oily, I don't

think. Wait, let me see. Taste test.

Wait, wait. It's half lamb, half

chicken. What the

hell? Yo, can you guys stop typing

hairline whenever I go

eat? I'm not This is the way my hair is

parted,

bro. That's just That's just how it's

parted.

It's not like I'm

balding. If I was balding, you would

notice like a bald patch or you would

see my forehead, bro. I actually like,

dude, look. I have no forehead, bro.

Look at how good my hairline is. Like,

it literally starts here. It literally

starts right there, bro. It's just the

way I'm

parted. Flashbang. Okay. All right.

Maybe

it breathing. Oh yeah, it's still

playing the song.

Okay. Sorry, I didn't add it to queue. I

just clicked

play. You know what? We'll play the

song. Um, nothing. All right. Minus

another 40.

Wait, wait.

Hero

incoming. It's a little quiet. I

agree. Nope. Nope. Ah, no.

Dude, do you think we'll do you think

we'll get

a do you think we'll get a double crit

goblet on a four-star piece before we go

in on a fivestar?

What the [ __ ] did I just do? inside.

Heads

up.

Uh,

nah. Well, yo, attack off could be good.

I'm locking it. Can get crit damage.

[Music]

What camera do you use? I want to buy

one. Okay. I don't know if you want to

be taking camera advice from me or setup

advice from me in general. Uh but I use

the Logitech like

C920. I bought it like four years ago.

Well, now I bought another one, but no.

Dude, apparently phones are like good

for cams now. It's like meta.

I mean, Apple is a [ __ ] camera

company. All right. Nothing good

there. How much RAM do you have on your

PC? Like at home? 64. Here like [ __ ]

eight. I don't know. I actually don't

know. It's a laptop. Streamer, please

review my new versus old Shiaid

661,62,990 chlorin as the old pieces. It

might be 16. What's your Veressa build?

Oh boy, do I have a video for you. If

you're wondering about my personal build

though, uh, it's just Obsidian

Codeex 99286. Well, I think you get more

in this domain or some [ __ ] I don't

know.

No, I think that's that's what it is cuz

I'm on

Kaguras.

Yeah. Well, I don't know. Do you gain

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