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This content is a transcript of a live stream where participants are playing a video game, likely a Monster Hunter-style game, and engaging in casual conversation. The primary focus is on their attempts to defeat a challenging in-game boss, Fatalis, interspersed with personal anecdotes, pop culture discussions, and lighthearted banter.
you.
Alrighty. Welcome back everyone. Happy
Thursday. How's everyone doing tonight?
too, right? That'd be awesome.
I will maybe maybe go soon. Probably not
cuz it's pretty freaking new, but you
know, we can hope. Hey guys, come every
how you doing? I'm good. Thank you.
Bailey is actually asleep on the floor
behind me right now, which is
incredible. Thank you so much. Thank
you. Thank you. Thank you so much for
that 500 TVs again. Thank you. Thank
you. Hi, Dad. Hey, DNA. So, yes, tonight
we are going to try to kill Fatalis. We
actually have been consistently getting
to like phase three and [ __ ] So, we're
going to see how well we do. I think I
might need a hunting horn so we could
both evade. And let me get into the
Discord. That's cute, right?
Sleep well.
Hello, Ka. How you doing? Let me get
>> Sup,
>> how you doing?
>> Not bad at all. Chris, I forgot to tell
you something yesterday while we were
grinding. Yes, we've been grinding our
stream by the way. I forgot to tell you
something while we were grinding. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm.
>> So, did I tell you about my little
neighbor kiss I ran into?
>> Uh, the one for the the scarf or the
other ones?
>> The other ones that like live down the
block from me.
>> I think only in passing cuz I think they
were one of the ones that also wanted to
pet Bailey. I think.
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, yesterday I was walking
Bailey and they kind of recognized me by
now and they was like, "Bailey, Bailey."
So, I was like, "Oh, Bailey friends and
I had to make sure she I didn't wake her
up calling her name. Dad, put that away.
There's children listening. Anyways,
Megan, um
>> God, later
>> Uh do you want to try to get the hunting
or I guess I should make the hunting
horn, huh?
Yeah, if you could make either the one
for the soulsece Mizitsune or the one
for the um Velcana. Both of those have
the ability evasion rift. So >> fine,
>> fine,
>> just look through the forge thing and
then uh continue telling me your story.
>> Okay. Yeah. So, uh, we're there petting
Bailey and stuff and one of the girls,
uh, comes over petting petting Bailey.
And then her sister runs over and she's
yelling at me from like down the road
and she's like, if you see a girl
yelling, I have herpes. That's my
sister. I'm just like, what the [ __ ]
Mind you, this child is 8 years old. I
was like, dude, that is wild. Why does
an 8-year-old know what herpes are? But
then [ __ ] we're all talking
we're just always talking Ben and Bailey
and then begin
one of the the other one just like how
old are you? I was like oh how old do
you think I am? They was like you're
definitely a teenager. I was like
I was like now I'm 29 and their their
jaws just dropped and I was like don't
have that reaction man.
I was like okay whatever fine. That is a
really good question. Thank you. How you
doing, skeleton?
>> I'm so glad they're keeping you
notified, though.
>> I know. But
>> keeping you safe during these risky
times, I guess.
>> Oh my gosh. So, yeah, that was that was
that. Oh. Oh, I see the um is this this
one has the the chandelier? I'm guessing this.
this.
>> Yeah, it should have the uh skill music.
If you uh view the equip skills, it
should have evasion rift. Absolute evasion.
>> Uh, no. Evasion rift specifically.
>> But isn't this the same when you have?
>> It should be. I'm trying to figure out
why it's not saying what I what mine
says. [ __ ]
>> Guys, we were practicing last night and
Chris got me killed. He made me ram into
the monster. Who the [ __ ] does that?
>> Oh boy. Is it one of the things that we
have to do another quest to unlock it?
Are you about the Mun, dude?
Never mind. Did
Did
>> it tell you?
>> What is that?
>> Did it say the same thing?
>> No. No. I was looking at something and I
magical mag charm bell. Dude, I want
this one. Does this have the thing crit?
Well, it has absolute evasion. Nothing.
>> That's nice. But that'll only save you.
It won't save [ __ ] what was the name?
Little Debbie.
>> Oh yeah, guys. I named my Grim Claw
finally. I named her Little Debbie. I
don't know what it is. It might be a man
for all I know. I'm letting them decide.
>> Yeah. Apparently, in order to get
evasion rift, there's a six-star sub
quest for called Antinanth Copycat that
gives us the scale.
>> Shake my head. My head, man.
As I got to scroll up.
like your players came in and say hi
because a little me swag on. Oh yeah,
it's cool. It's going super well
everyone. Super sweetish stuff. I hope
you have fun with your with your with
your stuff tomorrow right
what the [ __ ] cute. I know right.
chocolate grim. Exactly. Exactly. Guess
I'll clap for that. Whatever. All right.
I was
horn. Okay. So, do you want me to do the
[ __ ] quest I don't want to do?
>> Uh, if you don't want to do it, we could
still try to do the thing anyway. I
think our just game plan will be to try
to just rush it to death at the third
phase cuz I still don't understand
>> why it just kept hitting us. That is there.
there.
>> I'm going to re-up the recovery charm
for this quest.
>> Mine's still smoking like a bad boy.
>> Yeah. So, that's good. I'm going to
offer a prayer for the thing, too.
>> I have been leaking nasty farts all day.
Sorry, I forgot we're talking. Okay,
don't tell you. I know. I know, >> guys.
>> guys.
>> Keep it a secret.
>> Keep it safe.
>> So, I checked out Dear Evan Hansen last
night. Uh,
and cuz I I love that song, Waving
Through a Window. I was like, I I want
to see where this is from. And I hear
the movie version is is really bad
compared to the Broadway version.
Apparently, the Broadway version won a
lot of awards and stuff, but um but
what was it? But yeah, people it got
like a 6.1 to be like a like a 30 on
Rotten Tomatoes and [ __ ] Like it
reviews are bad. So, I was like, "All
right, let's see how how it is." And I'm
going to be honest, I [ __ ] loved it.
No, I was like, why the hell did this
get such piss poor views when people
didn't like that? I forgot what his name
was, like Brad Platt or something like
that. They didn't like him playing the
league cuz there's like he's 29 trying
to play a teenager. I was like, "Bitch,
I'm 29 and people just mistaken me for a
teenager." But then also like also he
did a [ __ ] amazing job. I didn't even
kind of I didn't even think that he was
not that age. And then also there's like
oh like the story is really hard to
swallow. I was like, "That means you did
a good job." Like, [ __ ] What are you
talking about? I was like, "Oh,
you are locked to a gender, but dabbles
are always female. Same with the white
monobles." Yeah, but they're always
girls. I think all are male. So, okay, I
see. But yeah, go watch the movie. It's
really good.
It's one of the things I love about the
Mizitsune is that there's so much art of
them like as humans and it's always the
wrong [ __ ] gender cuz like the ones
we fight are literally just because
they're so horny they've become a problem.
problem.
>> No, creative reviews or V reviews. I
think both. I think no one liked it for
some reason. Crazy afraid of feeling basically.
basically.
>> If it's looking at you, it's going speed
12%. [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] what happened to
your penis? What happened to your guy's
penis today? Huh?
>> I mean, it's getting colder.
>> Yeah. And I'm getting older, more
mature, and ready for love. What's your point?
>> God damn it. So right when you say it
like that.
>> I know.
>> Yeah. Different uncomfortable rush is confl.
confl.
And like honestly I don't think it was
really difficult. It it made me cry like
a little baby. Like I don't think it was difficult.
You too little baby. I'm hoping it's
getting colder outside.
Refer back to my last email.
guarding time.
>> Uh, nah, keep hitting it. I gave us
bonds of kinship so that way you could
build up kinship faster so we could do
the uh alternation for everything. In
the meantime, I'm going to give us evasion.
evasion. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
What is the our horny boys?
>> I would do a [ __ ] cosplay of that
[ __ ] outfit. Oh, speaking of cosplay,
guys, I got Bailey and I Halloween
costumes in. I got tested my boobs are
too big for uh for my Cat Noir cosplay. Nice.
Nice.
>> This needs to have more spicy guy art.
>> Yes, sir. You looking at me? He's
>> looking at me. So, yeah. [ __ ] brain
Oh, dude. I was getting so annoyed.
There's some [ __ ] punk outside the
schoolyard and he was barking at dogs to
make them bark and so those dogs are
barking and then Bailey started barking
and it was just a cacophony of [ __ ]
noise and I was like, "Oh my lord." And
I thought he was so [ __ ] cool. Like,
dude, if I on the same side of the road,
I'd beat the [ __ ] out of you.
>> It'd be on sight. Oh my god. Now, I
don't want to say like I hope they get
beat tonight or anything like that, but like
like
>> but if we were to say something,
as right, right? What the [ __ ] I know,
right? It's like, oh my god,
dumb kids, dude. That's a shitty move. I
And this a nice heal we're getting at
>> Agreed. Uh I think it's either doing the
single target or AoE. So I'm going to
switch in my other people to start
getting their kinship up.
>> Okay. Did you are you doing the evading thing?
thing?
>> Let me check if I have enough kinship
with Mala to already do that. I think I
will, but just going to double check
before I tell you.
>> All right.
toilet paper under their floor. No
Hey, Age of Car. I saw you didn't. Okay. Um
Oh, man. Maybe I should pep talk my my Bailey
Bailey
Oh.
Oh, nice.
>> And we live.
>> Oh, yeah. All righty.
A But uh so today, so yeah, that was
yesterday that I ran into my little
neighbors. Today I ran into them again
and the little girl is so play. She
always asks if she could pet a dog and
was like, "Of course." Um,
and let me pet.
And um, they have a little boy. He may
he might be like three or four or
something, but he was like, "Hi." I was
like, "Hi." He was like, "Bye." I was
like, "Bye." Even though we weren't we
were just standing there petting her. I
was like, "Okay." And then he was like,
"Bye." I was like, "Bye." And he was
like, "I'm going to go on a walk just
like you." I was like, "Oh, okay. Have
fun." He's like, "You have fun." Ashley,
okay, I will. He's like, "Bye." I'm
like, "Bye." He's like, "God, I love
these kids."
>> Should be going speed. So, go technical.
>> Also, kids are so cute sometimes in the
[ __ ] short instances every once in a while.
while.
>> Thank you. Thank you. Hell yeah. I'm
glad that was handy or no magic with
that. Shoot. That's shoe. You can't
change the monsters. I almost game
right here with a dragon helmet. I has
>> Is it looking
>> in the first one? You could do that. And
like I literally just had an Azure
Raffalos. I made a f just a full water
type. So, it was even [ __ ] bluer.
>> Uh, keep building up kinship. I'm going
to save us from whatever it hits us
with. Nice. Hi, cute. I know, right? I
know you. I so cute. Oh my god, I love
those little kids.
I never thought I could love someone
I need to go find some good chocolate
chip cookie recipes.
>> I can send you the one that I use that
whenever I'm holl.
>> Is it good?
>> I think so.
All right.
>> I [ __ ] love that [ __ ]
>> These kids don't talk to me anymore
afterwards and I'll you'll have to be my child.
child.
>> Was I not already?
>> I didn't want to break it to you like this.
this. But
But
>> did you want to adopt me again?
>> Yes. But in my defense,
you used too much toilet paper.
Okay, let me just pull up the whiteboard
days since unadoption and just erase the
17 back to zero. >> Look,
>> Look,
it should the lack of char ain't
charming lately, so this got to change.
>> Well, I thought unlike the paper, this
bond would be ultra strong.
>> No, you know those commercials are [ __ ]
[ __ ]
and that rips and tears. Where are we going?
>> Go speed, I think. I don't know. I'm
trying to figure this out through tears
of being unadopted again.
>> Oh man, if only my parent hadn't
unadopted me.
>> Chris has five parents. He does. They're
all me.
>> Why does the stream so cold? I don't
know. I ignore him. But he should know I love.
>> Have you told his name? No. Shut up.
What? What is it? Okay. Build up. Can
you shut up again? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. His name is child when he becomes
a father. Chris, what would you name
your child when you become a father?
>> If was daughter, I still think I'm
somewhat partial to Dawn.
>> Mario. I'll
Damn.
I also like Dren as a name as well
>> as well as Bruce. But I think that might
just be because I do like Batman.
>> That's very Mari Lumi Mari Mu Lumi Mari
and Chinese girl and me Chinese girl. Oh
my god, guys. I ran into someone. They
actually had a a rice picker hat. It's
okay. They're Asian though.
>> Oh my god.
>> Um where is it going now? I think it's
going speed so go technical.
>> All righty.
First game also chang the kitchen move
a dragon shot. Dragon fire is so nice.
Cool hat, right? I lose that guy again.
Oh my god, you one of them Koreans. I
got a hat to represent your people.
I think I actually did run into him in
the park again. But I I think he he
finally has left me be.
>> Thank goodness.
>> I know, right? Little Debbie, your turn.
>> Except me now.
>> Thank god I know. I did do not want
Oh god. I'm Cassie. Help me.
Get the rolling pin.
>> Oh, okay. That works, too.
>> Yeah. Make sure you put the flour on my
belly so it doesn't stick.
>> Really start kneading the dough.
>> Mhm. Is he um looking at you or
>> he's either doing single target or the
AoE. So, uh guard up if you can. I'm
just going to see if I can take the hit
>> for absolute evasion specifically. >> Nice.
Why you get one of those yesterday?
God, is it is it bad to wear one of
those hats? Like,
are I is it is it that offensive? And if
actual Asian people wear them,
>> I feel like it's okay if actual Asian
wear it. I think
I'm not the [ __ ]
police on that matter,
>> right? I don't know.
Maybe it's like like the n word, you
know? It's like it's okay if they do it,
but it's not okay when other people do it.
it. >> Probably.
Nice bamage.
>> Thank you. I took some in return. Yeah,
>> it's a pretty nice shitty practical
half. There's other hats that do the
>> Should be going uh powero speed.
>> All righty,
Nintendo. Yes,
we're going to sue everyone that picks rice.
rice.
We We trade Mark Vice first
>> and it's so yummy.
>> True. True. Also, did you see the new
>> Don't [ __ ] tell me about it cuz like
Oh my god. Have you seen some of the clips?
clips?
>> No, I'm just kind of surprised. I like I
heard like no hype over it and stuff. Is
he attacking you?
>> I think he's doing the AoE or single
target. So just guard up to be safe. I'm
going to evade you.
>> Copyright's law. Exactly. Yeah. The
legend Zah which dumbass name dude.
>> I'm very good. But Twitter warrior is a
scream culture appropriate. I just say I
should know what myself. I
>> I mean I feel like it's fine as long as
you're not going around [ __ ] talking
about fried rice and [ __ ]
Also, I do think it's nice that there's
less hype around the Pokemon games just
because like I feel like people are
finally starting to realize, hey, this
is overpriced for no [ __ ] reason.
>> Got it. I hope so. I was talking to
Baron about it. He was saying how like
uh I guess the entire game is located in
one city. I'm like, what?
Dude, there's been people I don't know
how they've done it, but like some
people are running it on their original
Switch slash or just their computers
already like before it was even released.
released.
>> What the hell? Hey, please.
>> I want to know how they did that.
>> Baby release, dude. That's so wild.
What's he going now?
>> Uh, should be going power speed.
>> All right, see two mega Raichu, dude. I
heard that. One, that's [ __ ] dumb as
[ __ ] But too, I heard you also have to
if you want to mega evolve or whatever
the hell and something,
you have to play the competitive mode
to get the mega stones. And that
Uh,
is it looking
>> guard up just in case it's looking at
you? I think it's going to hit me, but
just in case I'm incorrect. Actually,
no. Just build up a build up more
kinship. I'm going to evade for us.
Okay, I was going to feel if that is
also an okay thing in your mind.
>> I think that works as well.
Admit they don't know how to make a
whole game. Next, I have to admit that
what they put out isn't worth what they
try to do dude, right? Oh, that one's
going to be hard. Pay to win. Pay to
win. Hey, Mar. Hey, Frost. How you doing tonight?
tonight?
Pokemon. Yeah. So unless you want to
play competitive and pay for the online
Nintendo, you're [ __ ] >> Mhm.
>> Mhm.
>> Absolutely screwed. >> Incredible.
>> Incredible.
>> It's looking at you. Go speed.
>> [ __ ] yeah.
>> Every summer I keep the sun off me. That
bl Exactly. Exactly. It's like I I feel
like they're they're nice lightweight
hats and they they do a good job at what
they do, honestly. Just I say [ __ ] it.
Wear that [ __ ] Just say you have
Mario's approval.
And then post a clip about of me doing
that like racist Asian accent that I do
all the time. It's okay.
>> I thought you were just going to say
post a clip of me doing a thumbs up. >> Why?
>> Why?
>> But that works too.
>> I thought those hats have it so right.
And you can hang it around your neck
and let it dangle on the back of your
back of your noggin. It's good.
run to your house. He steals your
wallet. I keep saying the bus. This is
all you leaves.
>> Oh god, dude. Give me that [ __ ] please.
All right, guard time.
>> It is indeed the time to guard perfectly.
perfectly.
>> Perfect. That's the only way I guard. >> Mhm.
>> Chris, would you like or not like
getting pissed on by Mario?
>> I think I'd be a little bit against it.
If it was Luigi, however, I'd be more okay.
okay.
>> Okay, dude. He just He just went for
you. He does not care about me over here.
here. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Did I should I feel a little f Oh, he's
looking at me. He's looking at me.
Now it's your turn to get pissed on.
>> Oh, finally
>> All right, Chris, I have a
>> That is you. I have a hypothetical for you.
you. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm. >> Um
>> Um
Oh, jeez. I almost did not guard.
All right. You can
would you trade the ability to eat
chocolate and cookies and stuff as much
as you want? There's no judgment. Like
no stomach aches. You don't even gain
weight or anything. Like it just it just
passes through you and [ __ ] You don't
even absorb that sugar stuff. But every
time you eat a cookie or chocolate,
Bailey's gonna piss 1/4 of a cup of piss
on wherever you're eating your cookie or
chocolate. Would you take that trade?
>> Does the piss affect me negatively?
>> No, it's just piss wherever you are. >> H
>> H
>> Does Bailey just appear even if we are
miles apart?
>> Yes. Or does he like aim out the window
and then it's just like Chef Boy ID
commercial where the piss just goes in a
stream through the air and it's like by
the time it gets here it's cooled.
>> Yeah. It's going to roll to your house.
It's going to trail behind little school
girls until it gets to your house.
>> Would I be able to catch the piss before
it hits the [ __ ] cookies? >> No.
>> No.
Hm. Cuz then I can't market it.
>> You can you can eat the cookie and
chocolate, but wherever you are, it will land.
>> Can I eat the cookies before the piss
gets there? Is there like a timer of
like seconds before piss arrives? >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> Okay. Okay. That makes it a little bit
more doable when you put it like that.
Just every time I eat cookies, I have to
run to the bathtub. Otherwise, there's
going to be a mess on the carpet
>> Oh, yeah. He's looking at me.
>> Yeah. God forbid I forget about this.
I'm just eating a cookie while someone's
[ __ ] driving me somewhere and it just
breaks through the window and they're
like, "What the [ __ ] is that?"
>> Thank you for giving me. Thank you.
But it's Bailey piss. That's true. It's
Bailey piss. Are you saying you don't
want Bailey piss?
>> I mean, if it comes with the whole
Bailey, like if Bailey teleports to my
location, then I'd be a little bit more
for it cuz then I get to keep Bailey for myself.
myself.
>> But what if I eat a cookie and she
pisses off me?
>> Now we share custody. >> Yeah.
I'm just imagining
we're doing like a custody battle and
it's just both of us eating cookies and
Bailey's just getting rung out like a
[ __ ] lemon for as she teleports.
>> She She ends up like Gumball in that one
episode when he's hiding out in the
principal's car and he is like
>> fully dehydrated
>> or the [ __ ] episode where they're
stuck on the roof.
>> Oh [ __ ] yeah. What where is he going by
the Go speed. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> It's going to develop such an innate
sense of piss timing. Oh, how dude.
You'll be able to tell better than I can
when she needs Audies.
>> Because I'll decide when it happens. >> Exactly.
>> Exactly.
Is it looking at you? >> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> I can heal up. This thing's really
beating up on my health.
>> It's actually looking at you.
>> All right.
Yeah. So, would you take that trade or,
>> you know, after some intense
deliberation, I'm going to have to say
no because if I want cookies just before
bed, I'm going to have to roll out of my
comfy bed or accept getting pissed on
while I'm sleeping. And like,
>> I don't want to be pavlobed into eating
other foods and being like, "Where's my
drink? Where's my diet, Dr. Kelp?"
>> Cuz like Bailey's right next to you, so
you'd have less time to react.
>> That's true. But, you know, I could just
go outside and then, you know, like
and and
see, you know, that's the thing. I I
could go outside and there's no more
dillydallying for her for her potty, you
know? She She's just going to do it. I
can make it.
>> But that would be just for her pissy,
not for her poopy. So, like, she'd still
dillydally the poop. that shoot. But she
has a consistent schedule now. She goes
once at 7 o'clock and once at 10 o'clock
and then rinse and repeat. So yeah, I
don't even have to worry about that. I
just call her in and it's fine. So yes,
I would take the trade.
>> It's no time.
>> You just have a special umbrella for you
cookie time.
>> Oh yeah, I just wear my rain coat. I
look cute in it anyways.
>> It's yellow. Oh, it actually is part of
the yellow. It does have the ducttail
part that's yellow. So, like, you know,
if someone wanted to say, "I pee peeed
myself." I'd be like, "No, no, that's
that's the design. It's it's Japanese."
>> They don't know this is someone else's
>> I love you. You weren't talking about
your piss.
>> The entire time
>> she's glaring at me.
Guard up. >> Okay.
Okay. Oh, get nappy time. Get nappy time.
time.
Hopefully she goes back to sleep. She's
still glaring at me. But is like, why
aren't you on the floor with me? Ow.
Ow.
>> Floor time can be comfy. I will agree.
>> That is I love laying on the floor.
Bailey, have you noticed I've been
being so close to the source though. Do
you think there may be some residual
to deal with after the fact like a
circuit board? They shoot throughout the
What What are the rules against diapers?
What if I put diaper on her? Would it
transcend the diaper or
>> Well, I mean, if it flies through the
air and goes like through like car
windows, I feel like the diaper would
probably be a little bit weaker.
>> H, it just punches a hole through it.
>> Do you just hear it rip and tear? >> Yes,
>> Yes,
>> I think it's targeting you.
Ash is perfect guard, dude. I totally
The fatalis is going to help you push it
out with this giant [ __ ] boulder.
Little busy. That's very stuck out of
You're a good girl.
Nice. Just watch out.
>> Yeah, it's okay. just, you know, the
casual dance between 51 and then one HP.
>> Well, as long as it's casual, I wouldn't
want you getting any adult ideas from
this dance.
>> Oh, thank goodness you're parenting.
>> I What do you mean thank goodness? I
have led you to prosperity. You are my
little shepherd. Lamb. Lamb. I shepherd.
You lamb. Iron giant.
>> I don't know. I just remember someone
saying they unadopted me recently, so
you know
>> that that was a joke. Why can't you take
a joke?
>> I don't know. I didn't hear any laughter.
laughter.
>> I was laughing inside when I filled out
>> Still farting.
>> Still need a [ __ ]
>> By the way, that hasn't gone.
>> He's looking at me.
>> Uh, go speed. >> Dang.
>> Dang.
It's one of those It's one of those
farts that you let it out and then you
feel like, you know, like a plug,
you know,
>> like no more. If you push, something
else is coming out.
>> Exactly. Exactly.
>> Gotcha. Gotcha.
>> Oh, thank you for the quill. Thank you.
Thank you. He looking at you.
>> Uh, it's doing the AoE card up. Oh, golly.
golly.
>> I'm just going to try to out heal the damage.
damage.
Let's see it. Let's see it.
Oh man. >> Nice.
>> Nice. >> Nice.
>> Nice.
>> This ball is cork. That's what I was
trying to think of a [ __ ] cork.
Are you a lot of party pooper? That is
true. That's true.
>> It's all shits and giggles till someone
giggles and shits.
I have a theoretical for you.
>> What if one Christmas night
I'm staying over and
I'm just like, "Hey, Sean, I I too was
an orphan." And what is it going by the way?
way?
>> Go speed.
>> Okay. I too was an orphan and I never
got to have traditional holidays. So
what if I was just like I want to play
Elf on the Shelf. So we're playing Elf
on the Shelf. You know, you have to find
the elf. But what if I took a [ __ ] in a
remote corner of your house and and
encase the elf in it?
>> So like you hid the elf in the [ __ ] or
the elf has [ __ ] inside of it?
>> No. No. Both. Both. I I turned into like
a like a double
>> sucked of [ __ ] >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> Inside the [ __ ] there's an elf and
outside the elf there's a [ __ ]
>> Exactly. Exactly.
>> Also guard up. I think it's single
target. Yeah.
>> Okay. Great. Uh would you would you find
the elf or would you forever be a
Christmas loser?
>> I feel like I'd look at the [ __ ] in the
corner. look at your [ __ ] eating grin
says you've just taken a [ __ ] and point
cuz that's not a shelf that's a turd.
>> What if I Okay. Okay. What if I have a
scented when I put a little Christmas
>> maybe?
>> All right. What's it going?
>> I might present it back to you. Go back
to uh it's going speed and go back to tag.
tag.
>> Okay. I'm making a night. How much
health does have now? No idea. Chris,
are you keeping track?
>> Uh, not this time. Since the last time I
tried, even though I was [ __ ]
generous on its health, it went over 50
[ __ ] K damage and was still beating
our ass.
>> [ __ ] in the hell.
>> My god, I do not understand how much
health this thing has. I've looked it up
and they've gotten several different
sources. People are like, "Oh, it's
around 50k." It is not. That thing took
way more than 50k damage. And it's
definitely not 29k. >> Exactly.
>> Exactly.
>> Someone's lying is all I know.
>> Evacuate the dance floor. Oh my god. [ __ ]
[ __ ]
Oh man. I haven't listened to uh what is
it called? Uh
oh my god. What was the the [ __ ] the
I don't know why, but I thought you were
going to talk about the Hex Girls. No,
>> now that makes me want to listen to
their song again.
>> No, I was thinking of a [ __ ] ass. Dude,
I think uh
I'm going to be honest. I wasn't paying
attention, so I'm going to I'm going to
use my kinship to get us through this. Okay.
Okay. >> Um
>> Um
I think it usually does like 50 to 47
damage. So, guard up for now.
>> All right. Yeah, I think Garda for now.
>> Oh, yeah. I think we could bring up once
you get down to like the next hit. >> Yeah.
>> I know. Dance kind of. Well, I think
they have a song that says dance floor.
Okay. But I think the one it remind me
of the one that like
Chris, you're a [ __ ] liar. You are
such a doodle eating liar. Find the elf.
Find the [ __ ] elf. Dig through the [ __ ]
[ __ ]
I'm [ __ ] now.
>> God damn it. All right, let me wiener.
You're a winner.
>> Start healing up little Debbie.
>> I feel so untouched right now. that song.
>> Not enough to say that I miss you.
>> Oh, for you, young man. But it's not cool.
>> I just say about the rocket. Dude,
you're so good.
>> Can we Can we talk about the fact that
my Senogu is shooting out water instead
of dragon?
>> Yeah. Why is that? I
I don't know how that happened.
>> Did you eat a cookie? Was I actually pissed?
pissed?
>> Oh my god. Bailey, is that you?
>> What do we do?
>> Um, I'm just going to do some gambling.
Uh, [ __ ] keep healing up little
Debbie. I'm just going to bring out Azour.
Azour.
>> Yeah, you mount Azour.
That will do.
Just piece out for a while. Legend, right?
right?
They did what they wanted to do.
>> Their mission was complete.
>> You eat chocolate chip cookies. I do eat
chocolate chip cookies. I haven't had
one in a hot minute, though. Can someone
make me some chocolate chip cookies?
>> I do it. Come through.
>> All right, [ __ ] Prepare to get [ __ ] in
your house.
Oh boy.
>> I'm going to break your toilet plunger again.
again.
>> It'll be just like old times.
>> Uh, did you get a new one after that or like
like
>> I think so cuz I'm pretty sure we still
have a plunger. Worst case scenario,
we'll just get the hose, I guess.
>> See if we can't pressure blast it down.
>> Okay. Yes.
>> I feel so untouched right now. Need you
so much.
I can't resist you.
I miss you.
>> That's great.
>> He needs that for the elf. There's
plenty in stock
and in stockings if he's a naughty lad.
He's still angry. May want me to use
kinship on one of my other dudes or
>> uh see if you can build up any more
kinship to get back on Debbie. I'm going
to see if we can just survive like the
first hit while I do an evasion rift.
>> All righty.
Hey, chocolate cookies. Oh, nice. How
they turn out? Okay, guys. Do you like
chewy chocolate chip cookies or crunchy
chocolate chip cookies?
>> I know Chris likes the crouch, actually.
Wait, do your
>> I'm all about that.
>> Wait, so do your cookies end up crouchy?
Uh, that depends on whether or not we
leave them in the oven too long.
Sometimes they're crunchy. Usually
though, they're pretty soft.
>> Okay. I prefer the soft soft
>> soft cookies.
>> Wait, how many how many cookies do they
usually make?
>> Uh, I mean, I've never counted them, but
I've sent you the pictures of what they
usually look like. >> And
>> And
it's, you know, the last one I remember
they turned out kind of weird.
Well, yeah. They don't look normal, but
they taste amazing.
>> You think I taste good?
>> Yeah, you [ __ ] freak. What's he going?
going?
>> Uh, it might be time to guard up. I
think he's doing a single target
>> or he could be doing the AoE. I'm going
to heal you up regardless. >> Okay,
>> chewy. Okay, you be a fan of chewy
cookies in general, Chloe. This got to
be the Y. Oh yeah, this is a whole
I have
an amazing crunchy. Oh, I feel I feel that.
that.
Oh golly, >> survive.
>> survive.
>> Oh yeah, good job, little Debbie. I I
too am the chewy kind.
>> I'm all about that crunch, but I can
respect Chewy. It's not one of the ones
I'm like too against. All right, if it's
looking at you, go technical. Uh cuz
it's going speed.
>> I'm going to restart the process of
building up kinship myself because boy
howdy did I just use everything.
>> We kind of need it for the next stages.
Also, I'm going to increase your kinship
build as well. So hopefully you should
be able to get it in one.
>> Oh yeah.
And I really want to try Costco's
freaking I think it's like the Rice
Krispie cookies that they have, but I I
hear they're like extraordinarily
unhealthy for you. And I'm just like I
feel like if I had those then I'd want I
don't want to eat all of them but I'd be
the only one eating them. So it's like
Ow. I exploded. >> Oh,
>> Oh,
what's he What's he doing? Look at you.
>> He's still going. He's going at me. So,
uh, you should be good to build up some
more kinship. It should basically go to
full with the bonds of kinship.
>> Let's see.
Another lie.
>> Little Debbie should finish it off. I
said should be. You should be better, right?
right?
>> Better right off.
off. >> Fine.
>> Like, whatever.
>> Oh my [ __ ] god. You never [ __ ] pay
Did you say you're by parents?
>> My buy parents, but you know, they can
be whatever they want to be. They can
buy whatever they want to buy.
>> They shop wherever.
>> Yeah, this is a Costco
Look at some monsters.
What are you doing tonight
again? There. Don't bother changing that
whiteboard. I guess I guess there's
nothing to change. Where's it going? I
can guess not. Yeah, go speed. It's
going power.
>> All righty.
Good or damn right.
You've had too good for too long. No
parent boy.
>> No parent has sometimes five parent boy man.
man. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm.
>> Hey girl. You an itchy. You itchy. Look
at unadop. Yeah, he's unadopted now.
Yeah, right. She shaking lives are
painful. I feel that.
You guys are overrated. Damn. Dad,
you're going to talk to me like that?
Your your father.
You were the goo between my shoes, but a
little higher than my shoes. It's my nut sack.
sack.
>> I was about to say, how'd that get there?
there?
>> My dribble. But when it was dead, I knew
he was I knew he was a golden chest. I
swooped down. I caught it.
>> I used to play football back in the day.
So, you know, I was I was a quarterback.
And so, I I I swooped him up. I was
like, "Oh, I'll I'll save you." I
carried him home in the rain. Oh, yeah.
Perfect guard. I carried him home in the rain.
All the gays are going out for him.
Never turn again. Okay. Dead. Dead
doesn't need me to go out for milk cuz
I'm like he's the golden child. I'm the
golden parent. I'm Chinese. That's where
the gold tink comes from. But also I I
mother and father like lay miz and I
breastfeed him. That's where that was going.
going.
>> We took a little bit to get there, but
we got there.
>> Good girl. Good girl. Oh, dear. She has
just been napping with me all Whoa.
That's a bad number. Chris. Chris, you
insult my Chinese.
What?
>> Why? Why did he fail?
>> Oh, I'm still building up kinship, so
there was no way I was going to succeed.
Guard up in case it's going for you.
>> Oh my god.
>> I think it's going to single target me,
but just in case.
>> Made me think of something bad. Oh, my
job here is done then.
Oh man, I'm [ __ ] tearing up and
sweating in places I didn't know sweat.
>> But did know they could tear. >> Mhm.
>> Hey girl, I love you. I love you, Bailey.
Bailey.
Yeah, she's learning to chill while I
stream. It's a miracle. What? Uh what's
it going?
races. What? I have a nice wedding and
it makes me stinky. And then
I can't. Oh my god, guys. There is
someone that does deliveries in my
neighborhood and they look like Teddy
the Zamboni driver from Ice Princess.
And today I saw him again and he passed
by me and he stared at me smiling. I was
like, "Oh my god, Teddy the Zamboni
driver wants my Zamboni."
>> Telling you, you should have made your
move. Just jumped in front of the car.
Maybe. But I look stinky today.
>> It's okay. Maybe he likes the stink. It
could be pheromone.
>> That shoe. And then I'll make him pheromone
pheromone
>> in the bed. >> Exactly.
>> Exactly.
You want to survive? He wants to ride.
Here I think. Deadpool of killing a man.
Dude, I have seen that in the
commercials. I have never seen the first
Deadpool. I watched the second one and
that [ __ ] was great.
>> Guard up if you can. All right. No, just
>> Huh? How come you didn't do the little
Oh, I see. I see you. We had to wait for it.
it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was building up
for it, you know. Got to get did my
stretches in and stuff.
>> Ah, of course. Of course. Pilates. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm.
>> I think there's a second. That was
pretty great, too. Damn. Okay. Okay.
Movie swap. I'll watch the first. You
watch the second
Spider-Man. Okay. Oh, he's looking at me
since he's looking at you.
Oh, dude. Guys, quick question. Apple
>> Answer quickly. Time is short.
>> Uh-huh. Luna is peppermint. Okay. Okay.
Cinnamon cris. Okay. Peppermint. Oh. Oh.
Okay. We have
>> a war begins.
>> Oh, we have variety now. Okay.
Apple cinnamon. Okay. Okay.
Where we're even. All right. Chris said
apple kiss the first time. Okay. I'll
Chris, I think I got got to get the threeack,
threeack,
>> I guess. So, seems like that's the case today,
today,
>> right? For context, I was looking at
guard time.
>> Guard up. I'm just going to dodge.
>> For context, I was looking at uh I was
looking at BS Bee's website and I
shouldn't have done that because I knew
I was going to want some new lip bomb
flavors even though I still have my
pumpkin spice from last year. Actually,
how long do these last? Is there
But anyways, um
yeah, so I I looked at the I looked at
the website, they had their seasonal
flavors, and the two that interested me
the most was the apple cinnamon crisp
and I I love minty lip balms. So the peppermint
peppermint
caught my eye. I was like, "Shit, I
don't know which one." A lot of people
more people said the apple cinnamon one.
I was just like, I'm very interested in
it, but I I already know I love the
feeling of peppermint, so I'm very torn.
It's like, oh, do I want to try
something new or do I want to go with
something that I know I'm already going
to enjoy? H maybe the three, right? But
they actually Yes, they have a threeack
that has uh Oh, Jesus Lord Almighty.
They have a
>> This is the third or second rage.
>> This is the second I No, no, no. I think
this is the third. Second one I [ __ ]
up and we had the kinship to it.
>> Okay. Um,
>> do we just [ __ ] him up?
>> Do you Here's the thing. We could
probably survive like a hit or two. I
just don't know if he's doing power or attack.
>> I uh
>> cuz like if he if he goes for me, I can
negate the first hit. So that way you
can tank the second hit. But I What
should I go? Should I go speed? Should I
go power?
>> Uh, go go go power.
All right.
Put my life in your hands.
>> All right. Oh, man. All right.
>> Because I wanted No, I wanted you guys
to be matching. It's really adorable.
Oh, look at that. So cute. So cute.
>> Is this still cute? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Oo.
Now, Chris, before you say anything,
remember that time when I said I should
kinship and you said, "No, you can do it.
Uh-huh. Go on.
>> Uh, is it looking at you or is it doing like
like
>> uh No, it's not doing it's not looking
at me as far as I can tell.
>> All right. Um, [ __ ] it then. I guess
kinship for now. I'll try to start doing
some more damage to it. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
channel honey
microbial kill. Oh, I see. Yeah, they do
have a three-pack that has the apple,
cinnamon crisp, the peppermint, and then
they have vanilla bean. I was like,
"Okay, well, I wouldn't want the vanilla
beans. I could probably get that one."
But I'm just like, "Oh, dude, it's
perfect. I could just get both of them
in one pack and and alternate depending
what I feel like that day." Damn, that
looks cool. Don't speak of that [ __ ]
here. Yiki, what the hell? How you
doing? God.
>> Okay, it's doing it again. Do you uh
should you switch? Get on your next
Monty and should I try to counter it
again? Should I go speed or should I go
uh power?
>> I go speed.
>> All right, I'll go speed.
>> All right. Wait, so you want me to you want
want
>> uh get on your get on your monster and
just uh try to guard up.
>> Okay. I don't think I have a guard in
this [ __ ] >> Ooh.
>> Ooh.
Uh I guess try to hit it then.
Let's see it. Why is it
match? Not matching. Dying.
Chris keeps on asking me questions like [ __ ]
Exactly. Oh, we did the nerve. All
right, I'm gonna kship him.
>> Okay, sounds good. Monster.
Monster.
>> Uh, you can die. I think we're all just
uh I think most people here just don't
like Nintendo recently and for for a
while now they've been just, you know, [ __ ]
[ __ ]
And also the Pokemon games lately have
been doodoo. Well,
>> and the price.
>> And the price. It's just everything
intended lately has just been very
poor taste. And I'm just like, "Hey,
Pia." Yeah. Yeah. They're [ __ ] like
they they raised their prices insanely.
They're suing Pow World because they're
trying to copyright like monsters being
captured in spheres and [ __ ]
and saying like a games like these lose
us monitor, you know, garbage. Uh, want
me to switch my other one and kinship?
>> I'm going to kinship this time. Uh, you
start healing up either Bailey or Little
Debbie and seeing if we can rebuild up
some kinship with them.
>> All right, I'll bring out little Debbie and uh Okay.
Are you winning my Oh, it's better. How you doing? I the funniest game that Oh,
you doing? I the funniest game that Oh, yeah. No, like freaking they're they're
yeah. No, like freaking they're they're charging outrageous amounts for the
charging outrageous amounts for the games. Let's Let's talk specifically
games. Let's Let's talk specifically Pokemon. Like the last one hardly
Pokemon. Like the last one hardly [ __ ] functions as a game.
[ __ ] functions as a game. And then so much [ __ ] is behind is lack
And then so much [ __ ] is behind is lack behind DLC or having to buy the online
behind DLC or having to buy the online internet [ __ ] It's garbage.
internet [ __ ] It's garbage. Maybe even
Maybe even fighting with creatures. They're
fighting with creatures. They're actually pissed about that, too.
actually pissed about that, too. Lighting with creatures.
Lighting with creatures. They can take down fan cards that really
They can take down fan cards that really break damage you. Uh who what we doing
break damage you. Uh who what we doing now?
now? >> Um I'm going to do a little gamble. It
>> Um I'm going to do a little gamble. It might not work. It seems to be doing
might not work. It seems to be doing power into technical and then technical
power into technical and then technical into power. So, it l power last time.
into power. So, it l power last time. I'm going to I'm going to assume that
I'm going to I'm going to assume that means it's going tech. I'm going to try
means it's going tech. I'm going to try to meet it on a headto-head. You should
to meet it on a headto-head. You should switch to your last kinship and guard up
switch to your last kinship and guard up if possible. See if this works.
if possible. See if this works. >> I don't think Pow Pow has a guard, but I
>> I don't think Pow Pow has a guard, but I will get on and try to pow should have
will get on and try to pow should have >> Oh, yeah. Actually, I think it does.
>> Oh, yeah. Actually, I think it does. >> All right.
>> All right. >> All right. We're going to see if this
>> All right. We're going to see if this works. If it doesn't work, then you're
works. If it doesn't work, then you're going to see a lot of explosions, but
going to see a lot of explosions, but hopefully we should survive.
hopefully we should survive. >> All right. A thank god for guard. Help.
>> Mary, how you doing? I'm good. Thank you for asking. Bailey is actually resting
for asking. Bailey is actually resting behind me while I stream.
behind me while I stream. Guess some can no longer glide with
Guess some can no longer glide with that. Dude, that's so [ __ ] garbage.
that. Dude, that's so [ __ ] garbage. Oh, okay. Now she's done resting.
Oh, okay. Now she's done resting. Mommy, I want to go explore now. That's
Mommy, I want to go explore now. That's a good girl. She's a good girl. No, she
a good girl. She's a good girl. No, she she got excited.
>> Nice. >> All right, so the next one's going to be
>> All right, so the next one's going to be technical. Could you potentially heal
technical. Could you potentially heal us?
us? >> Oh, uh h I have
>> Oh, uh h I have a life powder.
a life powder. >> That should do. It's going from powder
>> That should do. It's going from powder uh from power to tech. So, it just went
uh from power to tech. So, it just went tech. So, I think that means I got to go
tech. So, I think that means I got to go speed now.
speed now. >> Okay.
Oh, this copyright freezing. Well, prepare to pay $90, guys. Billy.
>> Nice. >> Think. Thank you.
>> Think. Thank you. >> This is my only one.
>> Painful when naked. Caution. >> We should make a [ __ ] street sign
>> We should make a [ __ ] street sign with some kind of I don't know what kind
with some kind of I don't know what kind of symbol we can make, but hi girly. Hi.
of symbol we can make, but hi girly. Hi. I'm not sure either. All right. Uh, do
I'm not sure either. All right. Uh, do your kinship now. I'm going to see if
your kinship now. I'm going to see if this is enough.
this is enough. >> And we have a time limit.
>> And we have a time limit. >> Oh my god. All right. Do your kinship
>> Oh my god. All right. Do your kinship now. I'm going to see if I can um heal
now. I'm going to see if I can um heal up Ma enough to like get the kinship to
up Ma enough to like get the kinship to go up.
go up. >> All righty. Thank you for keeping me
>> All righty. Thank you for keeping me hydrated. Thank you. Thank you, my
hydrated. Thank you. Thank you, my lovely.
Love you, Billy. I love you. I love you. You're black. I love you.
You're black. I love you. You going to kinship?
You going to kinship? >> All right, I'm going to kinship. Bring
>> All right, I'm going to kinship. Bring out um Little Debbie. I think that one
out um Little Debbie. I think that one still has some kinship on it, right?
still has some kinship on it, right? >> Just Lilia.
>> Just Lilia. >> All right, continue building up kinship
>> All right, continue building up kinship with Little Debbie.
with Little Debbie. >> All righty.
>> We're really [ __ ] pushing our luck here, but there's no other option.
Oh, >> this is it. We got this.
Is >> he jeweling yet?
>> he jeweling yet? >> I would just like it if he would just
>> I would just like it if he would just like lay down and die. That would be
like lay down and die. That would be appreciative.
appreciative. >> That would be cool. Does he even jewel?
>> Um, okay. He's looking at me, so I'm going to try going speed. Uh,
going to try going speed. Uh, wish me luck cuz if I [ __ ] this one up,
wish me luck cuz if I [ __ ] this one up, we lose.
we lose. >> Okay. I'm going to I'm going to
>> Okay. I'm going to I'm going to uh let's try to build up that kinship
uh let's try to build up that kinship again. Hi.
again. Hi. Oh, thank you for the quil. Thank you.
Oh, thank you for the quil. Thank you. Thank you. Hi, my sweet darling Angel
Thank you. Hi, my sweet darling Angel poop. Hi. Did you have a good nap?
Hi, my little sweetie peep. Oh, you like the squatchy? Like the squatchies?
the squatchy? Like the squatchies? Goodbye.
>> Bye-bye. You're so cute. Bye-bye.
You're so cute. Bye-bye. Hi, Bailey. Hi. Yeah, you're cute.
>> crisscross applesauce. >> He believes in Christianity.
It's the power of Christ. >> Oh my god.
>> It compelled you. >> It did.
>> It did. He said no beastiality in my domain. Get
He said no beastiality in my domain. Get off that animal.
off that animal. >> Don't get that animal off.
Um I is it looking at you or like
>> is that no? >> I don't know. I don't I think it's doing
>> I don't know. I don't I think it's doing the AoE. So head up Pow Pow.
the AoE. So head up Pow Pow. >> Okay.
I summon an easy PD where I was watching a video full of terrible side quest to
a video full of terrible side quest to turn which one's the worst in the
turn which one's the worst in the series. Which one do you think is the
series. Which one do you think is the Which one do you think is the worst in
Which one do you think is the worst in the series? Man, I feel like Huer's got
the series? Man, I feel like Huer's got nothing on this little guy.
nothing on this little guy. >> This isn't even the boss.
>> This isn't even the boss. >> Shut up.
>> Shut up. >> Okay.
>> Thou shalt not touch a thigh beast. >> Uh, what's it going now?
>> Uh, what's it going now? >> It should still be going speeds to go
>> It should still be going speeds to go technical. I think it doesn't look
technical. I think it doesn't look pissed.
pissed. >> I'm trusting you. Nice.
>> I'm trusting you. Nice. >> I was wrong.
>> I was wrong. >> I know.
>> Christian, I can't wait to do that parody.
Yay. Oh man, look at that kinship. Ow.
Oh man, look at that kinship. Ow. The lane area. I know.
The lane area. I know. >> Uh God, do you think he's going to go
>> Uh God, do you think he's going to go after me?
after me? >> I'm not sure, but I'm going to heal you
>> I'm not sure, but I'm going to heal you up regardless.
up regardless. >> I'm going to pet him.
>> Oh yeah, Kagi. I think he's going to keep me hyd
>> Seeing a trend here. >> You know, I don't like it when this guy
>> You know, I don't like it when this guy spreads things,
spreads things, >> right? It's not even legs,
>> right? It's not even legs, >> right?
Oh my god, leave me alone, Chris. I don't like it when it's this fight with
don't like it when it's this fight with a tentacle still. Um, you know, I'm
a tentacle still. Um, you know, I'm going to kinship so that way we could
going to kinship so that way we could just see what it's going to do,
just see what it's going to do, actually.
actually. >> All right. I'm going to I'm going to go
>> All right. I'm going to I'm going to go speed and guess.
speed and guess. >> Oh, we would we would kiss.
>> Oh, we would we would kiss. >> You saved me from from a Yeah. What the
>> You saved me from from a Yeah. What the hell? Why' you Chris,
hell? Why' you Chris, >> what?
>> what? >> You kinshipped and blocked my kiss ship.
>> I'm not ready to see my parent kissing other people.
other people. Look, your dad's not coming back. And
Look, your dad's not coming back. And mommy needs her own life.
>> I'm going to take the >> I'm not sure what it's going, so I'm
>> I'm not sure what it's going, so I'm just going to [ __ ] hope.
just going to [ __ ] hope. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> Nice. Hey, where's cool in the series?
>> Nice. Hey, where's cool in the series? Comes after Sonic beat the fellow boss
Comes after Sonic beat the fellow boss of Sonic Heroes. Really nice
of Sonic Heroes. Really nice because we're Sonic heroes.
You know that did make my nipples twist inward and just
inward and just >> that's a good sign.
>> that's a good sign. >> Should be going technical now. So go
>> Should be going technical now. So go power if it looks at you.
power if it looks at you. >> It is not.
>> Dude, I have been leaking farts secretly for this entire 2 hours 31 minutes and
for this entire 2 hours 31 minutes and 24 seconds, 25 seconds, 26 seconds.
You're still not looking at me, bro. >> I think it's going to do the AoE spread
>> I think it's going to do the AoE spread beam or crisscross applesauce.
beam or crisscross applesauce. >> Operation stealth fart.
>> Sorry. That wasn't a fart. >> Jesus, shadows, disgusted by creatures.
>> Jesus, shadows, disgusted by creatures. Is that my sight? What? I love that one.
>> Look out. >> Thank you.
>> Thank you. Oh, it looks tired. I'm going to kship
Oh, it looks tired. I'm going to kship it.
it. >> Okay, let me join you.
>> Okay, let me join you. >> Hell yeah. Yeah.
>> Hell yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, I do too, right?
>> Oh, I do too, right? This is
This is This is an outrage.
>> Nice, dude. We're black and white. >> Making a perfect order. How is he alive?
>> Making a perfect order. How is he alive? Why is it not dead,
Why is it not dead, >> dude? This fatalis all. This thing is
>> dude? This fatalis all. This thing is worse than fatalis.
worse than fatalis. >> The real fatalis has arrived.
>> The real fatalis has arrived. >> Bro, die.
>> Bro, die. >> Please. Oh, god.
>> Please. Oh, god. >> You used your kill attack.
>> You used your kill attack. >> I did.
I used my I want to leave. >> I want to go home, Grandpa.
>> I want to go home, Grandpa. >> God.
All righty. >> All right. Okay. Hopefully that didn't
>> All right. Okay. Hopefully that didn't take up too much time for our time to
take up too much time for our time to trial heal up. Let's go.
trial heal up. Let's go. >> Uh, how do you do the fast heal? [ __ ]
>> Uh, how do you do the fast heal? [ __ ] it. Scream, scream, scream for me,
it. Scream, scream, scream for me, honey. Scream. You're in front of me.
honey. Scream. You're in front of me. >> Oh my god. Your screams travel through
>> Oh my god. Your screams travel through the air. That's how sound works.
>> Anyway, this is one of the things we have to fight. So, uh
have to fight. So, uh >> Oh, okay. Cool.
>> Oh, okay. Cool. You were running for
You were running for >> Well, I was going to come in my butt.
>> Well, I was going to come in my butt. >> Of course. Of course.
>> Of course. Of course. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> It starts powering
>> It starts powering ghost.
ghost. >> Okay.
>> Okay. We're assigned to the shadows. Other
We're assigned to the shadows. Other cool about babies. Oh, wait. What's cool
cool about babies. Oh, wait. What's cool about babies? See if I
>> I like his little nubs. >> Yeah, they're explosive.
>> Yeah, they're explosive. >> A, that's so cute. Like a Power Ranger.
>> I never seen Power Rangers. >> Yeah, I was about to say I've never seen
>> Yeah, I was about to say I've never seen it either. I know it was hyped up for a
it either. I know it was hyped up for a while. Like apparently it's still
while. Like apparently it's still popular but I could never get into it.
popular but I could never get into it. >> That's fair. You want to try watching
>> That's fair. You want to try watching it?
it? >> Yeah, sure. [ __ ] it. Why not? Any
>> Yeah, sure. [ __ ] it. Why not? Any recommendations? Do we start with a
recommendations? Do we start with a specific season?
specific season? >> Yeah. I don't know. Hey. Hey Baron, if
>> Yeah. I don't know. Hey. Hey Baron, if you're listening and you have a
you're listening and you have a recommendation on where to start in
recommendation on where to start in Power Rangers, let us know in the
Power Rangers, let us know in the comments.
>> Hit like, don't forget to subscribe. >> He's got big Nerf football buzzer. Oh my
>> He's got big Nerf football buzzer. Oh my god, that's adorable. Pretty powers
god, that's adorable. Pretty powers either. Yeah.
either. Yeah. I was never into like live action shows
I was never into like live action shows though.
though. >> Still not really for me.
>> Still not really for me. >> That's fair. I've been more more into
>> That's fair. I've been more more into them lately, but it's pretty cool. Oh,
them lately, but it's pretty cool. Oh, hell yeah. Right. Charles says, "This is
hell yeah. Right. Charles says, "This is too easy. It's like taking candy from a
too easy. It's like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me." Oh, yeah.
baby, which is fine by me." Oh, yeah. That's pretty I think that's bad than
That's pretty I think that's bad than the That's worse than the black creature
the That's worse than the black creature one, personally.
Damn. >> We're almost at the S and Brocky Dios.
>> We're almost at the S and Brocky Dios. >> Wow, we got this.
>> Yikes. I didn't read that. >> Oh, give me the rest of my kinship. Yes.
>> Oh, give me the rest of my kinship. Yes. >> Mari needs to make boom boom in my
>> Mari needs to make boom boom in my pants.
pants. >> Nally,
>> Nally, unknown to the audience.
unknown to the audience. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm. Cracking deals wheels. Uh, what's he
Cracking deals wheels. Uh, what's he going now? Power.
going now? Power. >> Uh, he should still be going power and
>> Uh, he should still be going power and then he'll go speed when he's pissed. I
then he'll go speed when he's pissed. I don't know if he's pissed.
don't know if he's pissed. >> Is he not pissed? He looks kind of
>> Is he not pissed? He looks kind of pissed.
pissed. >> He's screaming.
>> He's screaming. >> His face isn't red.
>> Hey, Boom won't be here for a while. My ultimate move. Nice 69.
My ultimate move. Nice 69. >> Thank you. Thank you.
>> Thank you. Thank you. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Oh, now pissed. And
Oh, now pissed. And >> now I think he's pissed.
>> now I think he's pissed. >> Okay, so now he's going speed.
>> Okay, so now he's going speed. >> Yeah. So now if he looks at you, go um
>> Yeah. So now if he looks at you, go um the thing.
the thing. >> All right. Oh, he gets a little cheddar
>> All right. Oh, he gets a little cheddar blasted when he's angry.
blasted when he's angry. >> Cuz watch out. He's stealing your tech.
>> Cuz watch out. He's stealing your tech. >> Oh, that's not good.
>> Oh, that's not good. >> Wait, really?
>> Wait, really? >> Well, I mean, yeah, because if he's
>> Well, I mean, yeah, because if he's going speed, I need to go tech to stop
going speed, I need to go tech to stop it.
it. >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> Well, remember me.
>> Well, remember me. Oh, it's okay. I think he's not looking
Oh, it's okay. I think he's not looking at you, which makes me sad. I wanted to
at you, which makes me sad. I wanted to see him beat the [ __ ] out of you.
see him beat the [ __ ] out of you. >> Oh, thanks.
>> Oh, thanks. >> Dude, it would have been fun for all of
>> Dude, it would have been fun for all of us.
us. >> Not me.
>> Not me. >> You dude, you're so selfish. Are you not
charge? Freaking beat it back to the beginning.
I love you changing the perspective your time from within the same sentence.
time from within the same sentence. Thank you
Thank you for the whole thing. Exactly. Exactly. I
for the whole thing. Exactly. Exactly. I have family values, Chris. Oh, you can
have family values, Chris. Oh, you can you can tech now.
you can tech now. >> Yeah, I uh got rid of the problem. A
>> Yeah, I uh got rid of the problem. A >> I'm glad you val value me being a-okay
>> I'm glad you val value me being a-okay in this attack.
in this attack. >> Look,
>> Look, >> since I'm a part of the family. Yes.
>> since I'm a part of the family. Yes. Pain helps you grow.
That's it. I'm kinshipping it. I'm tired of this.
>> I don't know. Chris is a selfish type. >> I don't know.
>> I don't know. >> Feel like he's a water type.
>> Feel like he's a water type. >> That's fair.
Nice. I don't I don't know what Chris's perspective
I don't know what Chris's perspective would be on on if he's a selfish type or
would be on on if he's a selfish type or not, but you know, back in back in high
not, but you know, back in back in high school, he gave me some stickers, so I I
school, he gave me some stickers, so I I can't really say.
can't really say. >> I would say I'm definitely selfish.
>> I would say I'm definitely selfish. >> Okay, that's fair.
>> Okay, that's fair. Selfish type, you know. I guess so.
>> I know who I am. I'm comfortable with it. You know, as long as you're
it. You know, as long as you're comfortable. Actually, plastic he is.
comfortable. Actually, plastic he is. You just shake his hand and you'll
You just shake his hand and you'll regret it.
regret it. >> Nice.
>> Nice. >> Well, I mean, maybe they have really dry
>> Well, I mean, maybe they have really dry hands and they want wet hands to counter
hands and they want wet hands to counter that out.
>> There are so many sources that doesn't have to be you.
have to be you. >> But, you know, so many parts of my body
>> But, you know, so many parts of my body are constantly moist.
are constantly moist. >> I'm so glad you didn't end that. You
>> I'm so glad you didn't end that. You know, so many parts of my body. I'm so
know, so many parts of my body. I'm so glad you know. You do know that, too.
glad you know. You do know that, too. >> I know, but you don't have to make it
>> I know, but you don't have to make it weird.
weird. >> Okay,
where are we going? >> All right, we need to find the Alo and
>> All right, we need to find the Alo and the Keroth.
the Keroth. >> Okay,
>> Okay, that's a mega. Oh, does it look stupid
that's a mega. Oh, does it look stupid like everything? Hey, look, there's a
like everything? Hey, look, there's a Keroth.
>> I'm going to try to get behind it. >> Yeah, I'm going to look at his tits
>> Yeah, I'm going to look at his tits while you do that. Oh, no. No, it faded.
while you do that. Oh, no. No, it faded. All
right, what does this one go? >> Uh, this one starts
>> Uh, this one starts tech.
tech. >> Okay. All right. So, I'll go power.
>> Okay. All right. So, I'll go power. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. >> You're welcome. Yeah.
>> You're welcome. Yeah. >> I'm going to actually heal you up a
>> I'm going to actually heal you up a little bit.
little bit. >> Okay. Yeah. Everyone go power right now
>> Okay. Yeah. Everyone go power right now cuz it's going to go. Yo,
cuz it's going to go. Yo, I'm I'm happy because I knew it all
I'm I'm happy because I knew it all along, not cuz I'm surprised.
Nice. All right. >> That's why you're a monster hunter
>> That's why you're a monster hunter master.
master. >> That That's right. Level 130.
>> Yeah. >> Sorry. Your old man contracted
>> Sorry. Your old man contracted bronchitis at the age of 60.
bronchitis at the age of 60. >> Of course. Of course. It is some of
>> Of course. Of course. It is some of those days in the war, in the trenches,
those days in the war, in the trenches, >> in the mines.
>> in the mines. >> Bombs were raining down, parrots
>> Bombs were raining down, parrots exploding. They didn't let us write to
exploding. They didn't let us write to our children. That's why you didn't get
our children. That's why you didn't get letters. Not cuz I didn't care.
letters. Not cuz I didn't care. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm. >> Oh, body knowledge. Damn. Why is that
>> Oh, body knowledge. Damn. Why is that 51? Why are you so indifferent about the
51? Why are you so indifferent about the knowledge of one's body?
Oh, >> how
>> soldier to gash his fumes that shill. >> Some were my own. Some were the enemy.
>> Some were my own. Some were the enemy. We couldn't decipher them. So, they
We couldn't decipher them. So, they didn't fire me from the army.
didn't fire me from the army. >> And even if they did want to fire me, we
>> And even if they did want to fire me, we were in the middle of a war. So, it's
were in the middle of a war. So, it's not like I could just get up and say
not like I could just get up and say time out and leave.
time out and leave. >> Exactly. I didn't have time to put in my
>> Exactly. I didn't have time to put in my two weeks notice again. They didn't let
two weeks notice again. They didn't let us write home.
us write home. >> Oh, by his parents been in the war, too.
>> Oh, by his parents been in the war, too. Yes, I was there five times. I fought
Yes, I was there five times. I fought five wars.
five wars. World War I, two uh uh uh uh COD
World War I, two uh uh uh uh COD zombies,
zombies, uh Battlefield 3,
>> War of the Worlds. What's it going? >> Uh, I think it's Well, I mean, you know,
>> Uh, I think it's Well, I mean, you know, it's going tech. He told us.
it's going tech. He told us. >> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. I meant like is it
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. I meant like is it looking at you cuz like
looking at you cuz like >> Oh, yeah. It's looking at me.
>> Oh, yeah. It's looking at me. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> Wait, where is a bit right? Really
>> Wait, where is a bit right? Really changed the way I know.
changed the way I know. Oh, pro harbor. Yes.
Thank you for your service. Thank you. Yes. I mean, you're welcome. Yes,
>> it's not looking at me, so it's probably going to do an AoE.
going to do an AoE. >> Oh, well, golden ruler.
So, like, how hard is Nico? Wait, do you have to tell?
have to tell? >> Uh, yeah.
>> Uh, yeah. >> Well, where is it?
>> Well, where is it? >> Uh, still pretty high up.
>> Uh, still pretty high up. All right, now it's Mad Meu. What's it
All right, now it's Mad Meu. What's it going? Uh, it's skilling power, don't
going? Uh, it's skilling power, don't you know?
you know? >> All right,
>> All right, thanks for the tip. I will
thanks for the tip. I will >> No problem.
>> No problem. >> Go accordingly.
>> Go accordingly. >> Yeah. Good thing you you trust me, you
>> Yeah. Good thing you you trust me, you know.
know. >> Of course I trust you. That's why I
>> Of course I trust you. That's why I asked you all those times in the fatalis
asked you all those times in the fatalis fight.
fight. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Oh, wow. Ner's laying you on his back.
Oh, wow. Ner's laying you on his back. That's um pretty impressive, huh?
That's um pretty impressive, huh? >> Yeah. We've been I told you he loved me.
>> Yeah. We've been I told you he loved me. I love him. We are good family.
I love him. We are good family. >> Oh, did you did you um did you buy him
>> Oh, did you did you um did you buy him something recently or uh
something recently or uh >> Wow.
>> Wow. >> Is he looking at you?
>> Is he looking at you? >> You know, yeah, he's looking at me.
>> You know, yeah, he's looking at me. >> You know, he's been letting me on his
>> You know, he's been letting me on his back the entire time we were fighting
back the entire time we were fighting the other two monsters. I just feel like
the other two monsters. I just feel like he should have noticed. parents.
he should have noticed. parents. >> Look, I had a text from my doctor saying
>> Look, I had a text from my doctor saying women between the age of 24 and 29
women between the age of 24 and 29 should get a pap smear every 3 years and
should get a pap smear every 3 years and I am due.
>> Hey, what the [ __ ] is a core burst? >> Uh, well, a pat smear.
>> Uh, well, a pat smear. >> That's not what I said.
>> Ow. >> The good news is it's survivable.
>> The good news is it's survivable. >> That's true.
>> That's true. >> Oh, he's looking at me. Do they still
>> Oh, he's looking at me. Do they still look angry or
look angry or >> I I can't tell if she's still pissed or
>> I I can't tell if she's still pissed or not.
not. >> Yeah. Right. I guess I just go power.
>> Yeah. Right. I guess I just go power. Nice.
Nice. >> I'm so glad you know this fight.
>> I'm so glad you know this fight. >> Yeah, I know, right? I I secretly have
>> Yeah, I know, right? I I secretly have have done this a lot. I I see the
have done this a lot. I I see the health.
health. >> Oh, really? Okay, cool. I'm so glad you
>> Oh, really? Okay, cool. I'm so glad you could see it health.
could see it health. >> Yeah, it's not I don't know if you saw
>> Yeah, it's not I don't know if you saw it because, you know, just to see where
it because, you know, just to see where you stand in this fight against
you stand in this fight against >> Yes, of course. You know, just checking
>> Yes, of course. You know, just checking in on your son. Careful.
in on your son. Careful. >> See, exactly. It's not. See, see,
>> See, exactly. It's not. See, see, fortunately, I have to make it so
fortunately, I have to make it so obvious that I care. Like, go a freaking
obvious that I care. Like, go a freaking exhausting.
exhausting. >> I feel like it doesn't need to be a
>> I feel like it doesn't need to be a riddle every time. Or you could just say
riddle every time. Or you could just say I love you, son.
golden roller. Man, that is a lot of damage.
>> Well, now that we uh beat Fatalis, what's our next game that we're playing?
what's our next game that we're playing? Repo. Well, we
Repo. Well, we >> play uh
>> play uh >> we could do either of those two. Or if
>> we could do either of those two. Or if you want, since it is the spooky month,
you want, since it is the spooky month, do you want to try a spooky game? Do you
do you want to try a spooky game? Do you want to see if I can find a spooky
want to see if I can find a spooky Roblox game?
Roblox game? >> Oh man, a spooky. You know, the Russians
>> Oh man, a spooky. You know, the Russians are going to swarm me cuz I'm cute.
>> They'd swarm you regardless of if we did it on Halloween or not. I know.
it on Halloween or not. I know. Sh. There's no fall surprise there.
Sh. There's no fall surprise there. There isn't. I was just joking. Happy
There isn't. I was just joking. Happy holof fool.
holof fool. >> That would be very scary.
>> Nice. Yeah, this thing's a happy
Yeah, this thing's a happy god. I wish.
How are you? That's when you're a tricker and not a traitor.
tricker and not a traitor. >> Is he looking at you?
>> Is he looking at you? >> Yeah, she looking at me.
>> Yeah, she looking at me. >> Halloween.
They don't even celebrate April Fools anymore. I feel like I said that on
anymore. I feel like I said that on April Fools.
April Fools. I think you did say that, but I also
I think you did say that, but I also feel like it just doesn't happen
feel like it just doesn't happen anymore. I feel like at most it happened
anymore. I feel like at most it happened in like middle school and like
in like middle school and like elementary.
elementary. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> And then like it even then it was only
>> And then like it even then it was only like for the first part of the day cuz
like for the first part of the day cuz then after like first period everyone
then after like first period everyone was over it. The novelty had worn off,
was over it. The novelty had worn off, >> right?
>> But feel like pranks are dying out. Yeah. I feel like people don't really
Yeah. I feel like people don't really understand pranks anymore and their corn
understand pranks anymore and their corn girl pranks are just like really
girl pranks are just like really terrible.
terrible. >> Yeah. I I was watching someone I I think
>> Yeah. I I was watching someone I I think they were like in France or something. I
they were like in France or something. I don't know. But there was some there was
don't know. But there was some there was some social media dude and their their
some social media dude and their their prank was poking people with empty
prank was poking people with empty syringes
syringes and obviously they got arrested.
and obviously they got arrested. >> My [ __ ]
>> My [ __ ] >> Yeah. Right.
Even if it's empty, if there are air in there, like that's still risky.
there, like that's still risky. >> Yeah. No. And also, they're a [ __ ]
>> Yeah. No. And also, they're a [ __ ] idiot. So, it's just like there's no way
idiot. So, it's just like there's no way they're cleaning the syringe or anything
they're cleaning the syringe or anything like that, right? Like you're just
like that, right? Like you're just That's insane. Yeah. No, that's
That's insane. Yeah. No, that's disgusting.
disgusting. >> Yeah. And then like there's the pranks
>> Yeah. And then like there's the pranks where it's like people just being
where it's like people just being terrible to their [ __ ] girlfriends
terrible to their [ __ ] girlfriends and be like, "No, guys, it's okay. I'm
and be like, "No, guys, it's okay. I'm being funny." It's like, is she
being funny." It's like, is she laughing?
laughing? >> Right. Like
>> funny, right? Isn't that getting beat the dude? Oh my
Isn't that getting beat the dude? Oh my god. Right. I don't think they got a
god. Right. I don't think they got a long amount of time in jail either. Is
long amount of time in jail either. Is it looking at you?
it looking at you? >> Uh I think it's just doing another AoE
>> Uh I think it's just doing another AoE cuz it's not looking at me. And I don't
cuz it's not looking at me. And I don't think it's looking at you.
think it's looking at you. >> Nope.
>> Nope. Sir. Yeah. Know this is gross.
Sir. Yeah. Know this is gross. Wait, there's so many pranks nowadays.
Wait, there's so many pranks nowadays. Just people just going way too far.
Just people just going way too far. Tik Tok Ro. I know, right?
Tik Tok Ro. I know, right? And when channel be the N's big thing,
And when channel be the N's big thing, so they're trying to like one up
so they're trying to like one up everyone in terms of like being a
everyone in terms of like being a terrible human cuz I guess that's the
terrible human cuz I guess that's the fastest way to get popular is being a
fastest way to get popular is being a terrible human.
Huzzah. >> And hurrah.
looking at you. >> It's not looking at me. I'm worried what
>> It's not looking at me. I'm worried what that mean. Oh, it's rolling.
that mean. Oh, it's rolling. >> A damn.
>> A damn. >> That's fine. We can survive that.
>> It hurts, but we can survive it. >> It does. Oh, that was dead for a sec.
>> It does. Oh, that was dead for a sec. Yeah,
Yeah, >> it would be nice. But I mean, you see a
>> it would be nice. But I mean, you see a health bar here.
health bar here. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Upsetting.
>> Yeah. I still used to save me at my kinship. I should probably just kinship.
kinship. I should probably just kinship. >> Yeah. We've gotten ourselves trained for
>> Yeah. We've gotten ourselves trained for the fatalis fight. Now we could actually
the fatalis fight. Now we could actually let loose a little bit more.
let loose a little bit more. >> All right. All right. Let me Is it
>> All right. All right. Let me Is it looking at you? Yeah, it's looking at
looking at you? Yeah, it's looking at me. But you can kinship if you want.
me. But you can kinship if you want. >> Uh, I'll wait for it when it does
>> Uh, I'll wait for it when it does another AoE.
another AoE. >> All right.
>> All right. >> The way it says here after rolls. Yeah,
>> The way it says here after rolls. Yeah, that was a good roll, right? Oh, man.
that was a good roll, right? Oh, man. It's like Bailey when she plays on her
It's like Bailey when she plays on her back.
Oh, dude. I cannot wait. Oh, guys. Wait. I think I said I got my Cat Noir costume
I think I said I got my Cat Noir costume in the mail. Nothing in kip.
>> I need to go to try that on after stream to see how my boobies react.
to see how my boobies react. >> You're right.
>> I love the damage. >> Nice.
>> Nice. Oh, you know what I should get? I should
Oh, you know what I should get? I should get one of those headbands that has a
get one of those headbands that has a flashlight on it since it's getting dark
flashlight on it since it's getting dark now.
What if you got like the coal miner helmet?
helmet? >> Oh, dude, that'd be perfect.
>> Oh, dude, that'd be perfect. >> Do they sell those? I feel like they be
>> Do they sell those? I feel like they be kind of expensive.
kind of expensive. >> Probably everything is at this point.
>> Probably everything is at this point. >> Are they looking at you?
>> Are they looking at you? >> No. So, I'm going to kinch it this time.
>> No. So, I'm going to kinch it this time. >> Okay, I'm going pet. Is it a cat or a
>> Okay, I'm going pet. Is it a cat or a lady? A Bailey's ladybug. I'm Cat Noir.
she even has a little wig that has pigtails on it, too.
pigtails on it, too. >> I can't wait to see that.
>> I can't wait to see that. >> She She's a little like
>> She She's a little like little stubborn about letting me put her
little stubborn about letting me put her in the put her in the costume, but I
in the put her in the costume, but I haven't, you know, tried with treats
haven't, you know, tried with treats yet. So, we'll see. It'll probably have
yet. So, we'll see. It'll probably have to be I get her in, take a quick
to be I get her in, take a quick picture, and then she's probably going
picture, and then she's probably going to destroy it or something. So,
to destroy it or something. So, >> oh gosh.
>> oh gosh. >> Yeah, it's probably not going to be a I
>> Yeah, it's probably not going to be a I really hope so, too. It might not be a
really hope so, too. It might not be a smooth process, and she's probably going
smooth process, and she's probably going to hate it. But maybe the other way
to hate it. But maybe the other way around. Yeah, I couldn't find a Cat Noir
around. Yeah, I couldn't find a Cat Noir costume for dogs. Just the ladybug was
costume for dogs. Just the ladybug was like, "Ah, shoot. Guess I'm Cat Noir.
H. >> What's he looking at? What?
>> What's he looking at? What? >> Uh, no one.
>> Uh, no one. >> Oh, that's kind of scary.
>> Oh, that's kind of scary. >> What's also scary is that it health has
>> What's also scary is that it health has been at zero for like the last two
been at zero for like the last two turns.
turns. >> What the [ __ ]
>> What the [ __ ] I knew that. All right.
Thank you for your dust. Welcome back. >> No problem.
>> Oh, nice.
nice. >> And we survived,
>> And we survived, >> dude. How's it still really mad? Nice.
>> dude. How's it still really mad? Nice. M.
Pet my dog. How's it today, Mara? Oh my good. Uh,
How's it today, Mara? Oh my good. Uh, what did I do? Take Bailey out. Uh,
what did I do? Take Bailey out. Uh, thank you for keeping me. How's your
thank you for keeping me. How's your day? Thank you. Bailey out. Um,
day? Thank you. Bailey out. Um, I think mainly just to take care of
I think mainly just to take care of Bailey worked
Bailey worked uh
uh stream.
stream. Yeah, it's really hard to get things
Yeah, it's really hard to get things done cuz you know Bailey's always
done cuz you know Bailey's always wanting attention and [ __ ] So
wanting attention and [ __ ] So I on on weekdays when I have stream I'm
I on on weekdays when I have stream I'm just like back to back like Bailey
just like back to back like Bailey nappies maybe have some time to do
nappies maybe have some time to do something but probably not cuz Bailey
something but probably not cuz Bailey wants our attention and then like feed
wants our attention and then like feed Bailey
Bailey stream kick Bailey out again is is rough
stream kick Bailey out again is is rough on the weekend
on the weekend >> right back to Bailey time.
>> right back to Bailey time. >> Yep. Uh is it looking at you?
>> Yep. Uh is it looking at you? >> Uh no it's going to AoE. We built up
>> Uh no it's going to AoE. We built up kinship. I'm going to kinship it. I
kinship. I'm going to kinship it. I think we have to break all of its parts
think we have to break all of its parts and then it stops being alive.
and then it stops being alive. >> Are you serious?
>> That's what I'm beginning to suspect. >> Oh god. Okay.
>> Yeah. I've been really in the mood for some bubble tea, so this weekend I might
some bubble tea, so this weekend I might treat myself a little bit.
treat myself a little bit. >> Do it.
>> Do it. They loves her mama. Oh, she adors.
They loves her mama. Oh, she adors. She's a cutie. I love her, too.
She's a cutie. I love her, too. Yeah. Hey, that tea. I woke up that tea.
Yeah. Hey, that tea. I woke up that tea. You deserve it. Thank you, Dad.
You deserve it. Thank you, Dad. Yeah. They uh there's a place that does
Yeah. They uh there's a place that does this very interesting looking drink
this very interesting looking drink that's like got guava and lemon and ly
that's like got guava and lemon and ly in it. So, I was like, "Oh, [ __ ]
in it. So, I was like, "Oh, [ __ ] Anything with luchi jelly, I'm going to
Anything with luchi jelly, I'm going to [ __ ] that [ __ ] up." I was like, "Is it
[ __ ] that [ __ ] up." I was like, "Is it looking at you?"
looking at you?" Uh, nope. It's AoEing, but I think we
Uh, nope. It's AoEing, but I think we can break its um [ __ ] I think last
can break its um [ __ ] I think last part in this.
part in this. >> Okay. Uh,
>> Okay. Uh, all right.
>> Yeah. >> Okay. Well, the part's broken and it's
>> Okay. Well, the part's broken and it's been at zero health, so like
been at zero health, so like what the [ __ ]
what the [ __ ] >> Oh.
>> Oh. >> Oh, there we go.
>> Oh, there we go. >> Okay. No, it lasted naked.
>> Okay. No, it lasted naked. >> Now I'm not into this fight. Oh, they're
>> Now I'm not into this fight. Oh, they're back. Never mind.
back. Never mind. >> Oh, they're gone.
>> Oh, they're gone. >> What's happening?
>> Oh, >> the hidden titty is the deadliest.
>> the hidden titty is the deadliest. >> I know.
Naked Moy. I guess she is always naked, huh? What?
this. >> All right, now we got to find it again.
>> All right, now we got to find it again. >> What?
>> What? >> Well, we only got it naked. Now we have
>> Well, we only got it naked. Now we have to kill it.
to kill it. >> Chris, we had like 10 minutes at some
>> Chris, we had like 10 minutes at some point in that fight.
>> And we also still have to fight the ass. >> Don't just stand there.
>> Don't just stand there. >> Okay. Well, damn. Leave the way.
>> Okay. Well, damn. Leave the way. >> I don't know. Where does it go? Where do
>> I don't know. Where does it go? Where do naked people go? This way. That way.
The titter eggs can run too. Yeah. I mean, in other cases, if they run, you
mean, in other cases, if they run, you could get their eggs and stuff. They'll
could get their eggs and stuff. They'll lead you to their nest, but in this
lead you to their nest, but in this case, it's just being an [ __ ] Uh
case, it's just being an [ __ ] Uh this way.
this way. Uh
Uh uh. Don't pressure me.
uh. Don't pressure me. [ __ ] Uh I go around the wall
[ __ ] Uh I go around the wall down the waterfall. Um
Giva chocolate [ __ ] Hey. >> Okay. So, um I don't mean to alarm you,
>> Okay. So, um I don't mean to alarm you, but I think there's only five minutes
but I think there's only five minutes left.
left. >> Chris.
>> Chris. >> Yes.
It's wall. There's only wall.
>> Yes. Leave your eggs, right? >> Uh,
>> Uh, all right. You first.
>> Chris, watch out, Chris. That's not cool.
Chris, sorry. We only have five minutes. >> We only have five minutes to [ __ ]
>> We only have five minutes to [ __ ] kill this thing
kill this thing and fight the aelos. And what?
and fight the aelos. And what? Oh, you know I misfit Asel as these
Oh, you know I misfit Asel as these little crab things. I was like, we found
little crab things. I was like, we found them.
It's okay. Maybe time stops. >> Yeah, that's why we got a warning about
>> Yeah, that's why we got a warning about 10 minutes in that other part. You're
10 minutes in that other part. You're right.
right. You are such a glass half empty little
You are such a glass half empty little [ __ ]
[ __ ] >> Collap.
>> Yeah. See, we're fine. Oh, disgusting.
Sorry. I was just thinking when you were born, I wish I spanked you harder coming
born, I wish I spanked you harder coming out since I had a reason.
out since I had a reason. >> On the way out.
>> On the way out. >> Yeah, I had an excuse. I should have
>> Yeah, I had an excuse. I should have taken the opportunity.
taken the opportunity. >> You gave birth to me. The first part
>> You gave birth to me. The first part that came out was my ass. And you're
that came out was my ass. And you're like, "Yeah, I should have spanked
like, "Yeah, I should have spanked that."
that." >> Back in you go.
>> What kind of elevator is this? You sp I spanked him. I was the doctor
You sp I spanked him. I was the doctor and the patient
here. I ain't disappointing. You need more time in the oven.
You need more time in the oven. >> It hasn't cooked enough.
>> It hasn't cooked enough. >> Oh no.
>> Oh no. Oh god.
Yeah. You like that? I want refund out of you.
Dude, we've been watching this thing twitch for like a year
twitch for like a year >> and we only have three minutes left.
>> and we only have three minutes left. >> No, no, no, no. That's We got this.
>> No, no, no, no. That's We got this. Yeah, we got this.
Yeah, we got this. >> Yeah, you're right.
>> Yeah, you're right. >> Don't Don't lose hope, Chris. Hope is a
>> Don't Don't lose hope, Chris. Hope is a thing with feathers.
thing with feathers. >> It flies.
>> It flies. >> Exactly.
Nice. >> Is it dead? Damn it.
>> What happened to not losing hope? >> I mean I mean that's just the universal
>> I mean I mean that's just the universal truth. Oh, wait.
two Chris. Oh, okay. >> Yeah. Using perfect guard.
>> Yeah. Using perfect guard. >> Oh.
>> Oh. Oh, thanks boo. Hi there, baby.
Oh, thanks boo. Hi there, baby. Everyone.
>> Oh yeah. Thanks a dong and Chris. I can't be more like them. They're so
can't be more like them. They're so positive.
They don't anger me. >> They don't bring you immen rage and
>> They don't bring you immen rage and parental disappointment.
>> Man, >> it shaked its belly angrily.
>> it shaked its belly angrily. >> Oh Jesus.
>> Oh Jesus. Does it swap?
Does it swap? >> Is it looking at you? I think that means
>> Is it looking at you? I think that means it's probably going technical. So you
it's probably going technical. So you can go power now.
can go power now. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> But I'm also going to kinship.
>> But I'm also going to kinship. >> Okay.
>> Okay. Nice explosive gas.
Nice explosive gas. Oh, this is a familiar statement.
>> Well, thank you everyone so much for joining.
>> I guess that's our new challenge. >> Oh, hell yeah. Oh, thank you for the M.
>> Oh, hell yeah. Oh, thank you for the M. Thank you. Thank you. I need to walk my
Thank you. Thank you. I need to walk my dog. It's dark. I'm going to pee pee.
No one can tell. It's the night. Who is Suz? Me or the dog? Oh, I love that
Suz? Me or the dog? Oh, I love that show. It's me or the dog, right?
show. It's me or the dog, right? >> Hey, Sushi. Thanks for joining the
>> Hey, Sushi. Thanks for joining the video. All right, Chris, thank you so
video. All right, Chris, thank you so much for the fatalis.
much for the fatalis. >> Thank you for having me. Good job, by
>> Thank you for having me. Good job, by the way.
the way. >> Good job. Good job. See you, nerd. All
>> Good job. Good job. See you, nerd. All right,
right, >> mommy.
>> mommy. Thank you for the mommy. Thank you.
Thank you for the mommy. Thank you. Thank you. All righty.
Thank you. All righty. She tell it. What did I say?
Are you the best? You the best. Thank you so much.
you so much. Well, bye.
Well, bye. You
You Oh, yeah. I guess I see. Well,
Oh, yeah. I guess I see. Well, all righty. So,
all righty. So, nice pee pe there. A little above
nice pee pe there. A little above average, just like real life. Oops. Did
average, just like real life. Oops. Did I just out Chris? Uh-oh. You get that
I just out Chris? Uh-oh. You get that team. Thank you. Thank you.
team. Thank you. Thank you. Yes.
Yes. Oh, man. That was supposed to be stay
Oh, man. That was supposed to be stay between me and the other mothers. All
between me and the other mothers. All right, guys.
Got them. All righty, guys. So, we're going Well, nice bad there, money. All
going Well, nice bad there, money. All right, so we're going to be back
right, so we're going to be back tomorrow. Oops. I guess the boomer comes
tomorrow. Oops. I guess the boomer comes out. Good night. Good night, man. So,
out. Good night. Good night, man. So, we'll be back tomorrow. I'm not entirely
we'll be back tomorrow. I'm not entirely sure what we're going to do. Uh I will
sure what we're going to do. Uh I will maybe I'll leave it to vote. No, no. Uh
maybe I'll leave it to vote. No, no. Uh one second. I [ __ ] guess.
one second. I [ __ ] guess. such hands. Well, thank you guys so much
such hands. Well, thank you guys so much again. So, yes, it'll be back tomorrow.
again. So, yes, it'll be back tomorrow. Uh Mario question mark.
Uh Mario question mark. I I'll leave it to a vote between Mario
I I'll leave it to a vote between Mario and uh Monster High.
and uh Monster High. Whichever I was going to see what
Whichever I was going to see what Monster High games there are, but um
Monster High games there are, but um but uh you know, Mario I feel like would
but uh you know, Mario I feel like would be would be a nice chill time. I feel
be would be a nice chill time. I feel like I feel like this week has been very
like I feel like this week has been very uh adventurous. It might be good to have
uh adventurous. It might be good to have a wind down. We'll see. We'll see. But
a wind down. We'll see. We'll see. But thank you guys so much again. So we'll
thank you guys so much again. So we'll be back tomorrow. So until next time,
be back tomorrow. So until next time, hope you all have a wonderful rest
hope you all have a wonderful rest night. Sleep well. Thank you, Ryan. I've
night. Sleep well. Thank you, Ryan. I've been here for for half an hour. I still
been here for for half an hour. I still good. That's the goal. Thank you so much
good. That's the goal. Thank you so much for joining.
for joining. Well, good night. Good night.
Well, good night. Good night. Oh, actually well we're probably going
Oh, actually well we're probably going to [ __ ] watch a movie or something.
to [ __ ] watch a movie or something. But there you guys will be back
But there you guys will be back tomorrow. So until next time, hope you
tomorrow. So until next time, hope you all have a wonderful rest today. Stay in
all have a wonderful rest today. Stay in the veggie bills and I will see you all
the veggie bills and I will see you all then
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