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angry
yes that's a title that's that's that is
a title that is a really good title I'm
so excited for this one oh yeah Nick you
want to what well three hold on I got to
get I got to get a little bit I'm doing
I'm doing a double here okay don't ready
ready got it three two [Music]
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drank I still just can't get behind
white claw man just I mean they're just
they're okay they're okay you can't
stand in behind them you stand in front
of them brother
okay right no you take a bull for the
white car it takes a bull for you man no
laws with the claws [ __ ] Christ Nick
[ __ ] start this be off hi everyone
welcome to the unsubscribed podcast I'm
joined here today by my co-host Mr Eli
double fap my dear friend Ethan Mr
habitual line Crosser and my bestest
friend Mr angry cops Richard High we
both have sunburns a lot and and our boy
fat electric I'm Nick I work here [ __ ]
off I like the Friendship it's like my
business just business partner friend my
best friend I know that's what I'm
saying I'm going down this way my best
friend Rich
angry we are expendable I guess so [ __ ]
this guy We Get Drunk Together sorry so
we've had uh it's been it's been a time
uh Nick stop it's 104 10:54 in the
morning it's fine it's like we're
tailgating we're good yeah I've never
done that good it's like it it's like
we're getting ready for a Bills game
we're going to lose at 1:00 in the
afternoon but we're going to be too
drunk to care let's go baby losing's
never been so
fun hi boys how you doing you have fun
at range today I did I had a black last
at range day I uh you know what because
everyone who watches these videos is
immediately like they notice every last
little detail like before you guys said
you were sunburned I guarantee someone
watching he's like they're sunburned but
they're going to notice this mark on my
neck and I assure you no it was not Nick
giving me a hickey it was much cooler
than that it was me shouldering a
suppressed M60 as a lefty and it was
just throwing brass at my neck anyone
that's done like drills where you're
firing drills and you're standing next
to your buddy we would go home with just
bird marks on our necks cuz it' be it'
fling into the FL jackets and like D
[ __ ] [ __ ] you tossing that [ __ ] out
everyone's just burnt I found a couple
of them in the little chest rig that I
was wearing I was like I was getting
some [ __ ] lunch and there was like
brass in there I was like oh that's
that's okay [ __ ] all right that was
in there I failed my first SWAT try out
because I we were all in line and we're
like shooting we have to do it at like a
certain uh speed you know you only have
a certain amount of time to fire off a
certain number of rounds and you have to
remember how many rounds you fired off
and what you've got left and I'm sitting
there shooting and the guy buddy next to
me just flew hot brass down my neck and
I was
like and I was like how many bullets did
I shoot oh no oh no and I went I think I
have one more pow lock back no no nobody
else is at lock back they're like Rich
you threw the round when you got the uh
the brass down your neck and then you
shot an extra one there so um you failed
by like one point and I was like
oh that's I'm never going to be cool
more years how long is that like
qualification process for SWAT or what
like how much time did that cost you um
well the next time they did SWAT trials
was four years later [ __ ] my God and
then I I didn't do it I was like I had
too much going on I had to do you know
this weird podcast that my friend was
starting up it has since grown
significantly and first time I've heard that
that
so yeah not this one no it's actually
it's actually about uh turning roadkill
into you know festar delicious meals I
really thought you were going to be like
Joe Rogan maybe you've heard of him
yeah me me and the talking thumb we're
very close you got this God I'm is so
pissed how' you kick an extra round off
so when [Music]
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I don't say like that rich is just out
[ __ ] no so like I went to shoot the
brass hit my neck and I was like ah and
I and I and I I hit the round and then I
stopped and I I just like kind of you
know gained control myself again so that
round was on paper but off Target and
then I that was it like I was like okay
you can't shoot anymore but I lost track
of the number of bolts that I fired and
they're like hey this interation of fire
is five rounds and 5 Seconds at 25 MERS
and so you know I'm like sitting there
I'm like should I shoot four or five oh
no oh [ __ ] well well I don't want to I
mean if you're going to fail I'd rather
be an extra bullet than not taking the
the shot and then being like why don't
you take that shot rich like I so I I
fired and I went to lockback everybody
else was not at lockback and cuz the
next generation of fire was you know
fire five rounds you fire the first one
and then emergency Magazine change and
they were just like I was like pow Lo
and I was like oh no and the the swad
instructor behind me was just like
like
well Rich you're already unloaded why
don't you just go ahead and holster and
walk to the back of the range cuz you
failed and I was like damn it damn it
[ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] so yeah no special treatment you
know no not even for an internet
celebrity have you seen my YouTube
plaque yeah but this and they're like we
don't care they're like Rich you're
really annoying none of us like your
[ __ ] we're actually really happy that you
you
failed but a show a hot shell went down
my my shirt yeah you're joining SWAT
you're going to get shot at all the ways
to go out I didn't shoot I didn't shoot
an old lady I just missed the guy by
that much and then I fired an extra
round to make sure he was down cuz I
missed him by that much that makes sense
to me yeah they were like no not here
it's America we don't run out of bullets
what are you talking about I know more I
pocket oh man and then you guys how late
did you stay out uh I only stayed out
it's like 9:30 I'm an old person man I'm
just yeah gu my God Nick
yeah I get I get a
text like
240 you guys going to be up go to bed
old man like I saw you like you
responded to something in the the group
chat that we have and I was like why is
Eli up he went he left the bar four
hours ago I was
like cuz I took a nap right before going
to the bar so I was like [ __ ] was like
in and out of sleep woke up checked my
phone was like and then got a text for
me go to bed yeah go to bed old man I'm
still I'm still at the bar and I'm
worried about you being the one ready
for the podcast in the morning come on I
was up I did it you did it we're here
we're here I can't tell you how many
times we've been like we're going to
we're going to do one more podcast right
before you go on your flight that this
is the first time it's ever happened
this we're not doing man Moses right now
with the boys yeah everybody else is
getting like blit and brunch right now
and uh Casey from nice no um from our
our brunch location yeah he he stayed up
and closed the bar down with us did
Casey go hard oh yeah you know our
server yeah Casey was there Casey Casey
would not shut the [ __ ] up oh my God he
got bit by the gab bug and it lashed cuz
he was just like rich I was like oh
that's cool man and and then somebody
else would talked to me and i' be like
so oh you want to talk to me too that's
nice let's have a kind
and I'm just looking over every couple
minutes he's like he's still talking to
me I'm like bro I haven't paid attention
to you for 2 minutes like I'm literally
talking to this person right here and
you're just like
hey like bro you're zooted dude he's
he's cool I love him but like he's kind
of got a raspy voice normally yeah bro
at 3 in the morning he sounded like
[ __ ] boomhower like I knew some of
like robber
I got to watch June too watch yet no no
it's only been in theaters for like a
week but I really want to watch it cuz I
saw the first one and I'll be honest
with you like so for me I because I'm
half [ __ ] deaf uh we watched it at
home it must be built for theaters or
something cuz like I had to sit there
with the remote and they would be
talking and I'd have to turn it up cuz I
couldn't hear a [ __ ] word they were
saying and then like a scene would
change and they'd hit the music and like
blow my [ __ ] speakers so I'd have to
turn it back down like the music and the
the voices were just so far apart from
each other I was like I can't do this
man my grandparents used to have a
headset for their television so [ __ ] you
who you need that you want me to show
you how to work the VCR
Grand get me a [ __ ] Life Alert and
[ __ ] you you had to hit input in order
to switch to the
VCR oh God did you yeah all the there's
like two remotes and they get lost like
why isn't the TV turning on the internet
the greatest Generation ever can't
figure out how to turn from cable to VCR
to DVD oh God I don't I don't know how
to install it it's literally colorcoded
it's red white yellow power yeah grandpa
just like the 40s the white Stay
Together the red Stay Together the
[ __ ] like something dude it's when you
hear stuff like that it's just so out of
the I was at um Reynolds Army Health
Clinic on Fort still and there was this
oldtime he's in like his [ __ ] '90s
right like he's just ancient and I'm
sitting there I'm in uniform we're on a
federal installation this just reminded
me of this and I was getting some meds
and this dude sitting next to me and his
wife uh she had gone back there she know
like had a little Walker or whatever
she's you know between the ages of 80
and death She's ancient and um that's a
spectrum yeah that's a spectrum so he
starts talking to me about you know what
he used to do and I was like oh so you
know when were you and he goes I was I
was here on Fort Hill back before they
ruined it and I was like what do you
mean they ruined it he goes they used to
keep them on the far side of and I'm
just like I have no idea what to do I
like do I hit this man like you'll kill
him like [ __ ] thank you for your
service I just sat there like smiled and
nodded like thanks appreciate it dude it
was the weirdest [ __ ] man he just slowly
gets close to you and just goes all
wives matter
brother you're like weird I feel
weird creping hand just creeping on you like
like
he sees like an SS tattoo on the inside
of his finger oh dude did you guys see
the 20th group um oh yeah there's an
investigation now they just opened one
what what the [ __ ] listen I get it they
had cool uniforms we can't use that [ __ ]
anymore man what happened a SF guy at a
20th group you know the like they they
had the highspeed [ __ ] helmets like
the ones we have he had and it's got the
velcro on the back he had a he had a
[ __ ] patch and it's a palm tree with
a skull well that logo is the uh the
logo of rl's guys in North Africa from
World War II mhm did he know it well he
it was the death
skull it was the it was like the the
Nazi skull yeah oh the are we the
baddies yes exactly are we the baddies
we have skulls and crossbones and we
keep killing all these innocent people
are we the baddies I don't get the
reference Onie oh I will show you it's a
good it's a show it's show of really
good skids like Germans during World War
II recognizing he's like looking at
their uniforms he's like hold on are we
the baddies cuz it's like SS the
crossbows the skulls
skulls
wa [ __ ] it's a really good beef but yeah
20th group posted it on their like
Facebook account right so oh God so it's
a photo of two SF guys one SF guy like I
think it was like a recruiting photo
like join the best or something like that
that
and they happened to be two whites oh
no something about purity in the 20th
Special Forces Group he on the plus side
at least they'll stop talking about the
uh the commercial with the the girl that
had two dads so at least they got
something new to [ __ ] about out there
in this world it wasn't a skull it was a
straight up swastika and a palm tree
okay so well that was the original patch
of raml but the patch or that was the
original so rl's original logo was a
bent black palm tree with a swastika in
the center on the trunk what the guy was
wearing was the same bent black palm
tree yes and it had the skull and
crossbones on it that were the uh
synonymous with the Nazi party imagine
he's just first group he's like man I
really like man I'm from Hawaii and love
palm trees but if we put a skull look
really cool he made it himself he's
Googled he like oh that's really dope
put it on his head and now he's [ __ ]
he wanted racist he wanted to make a
morale patch and then it's just like
accidentally you know
that oh man he's like I need a skull and
crossbones like oh this one looks really
cool and oddly familiar like you think
it was like on a higher shelf like when
he grabbed it oh my [ __ ] God Jesus
how high 45° angle sh oh my not up here
not up
here a little a
little bro I so speaking of that I she
she's probably going to get mad that I
tell this so my wife she recently had an
infection on her right arm and so she
didn't like the blankets would rub
against it while while she was sleeping
so she'd sleep with her hand outside the
blankets and put on a sock on her hand
cuz a glove went down too far and would
hit her her uh infection and I came in
one day and I almost pissed a [ __ ]
kidney laughing cuz I look over and
she's laying in the bed doing like the fullon
fullon
45° like I was just like like it was the
weirdest [ __ ] oh man yeah I thought you
going to say you made masturbate you
while she was
unconscious you're like let me see that
Mitten hand baby let me see that Mitten
hand [ __ ] she's sleeping from the
oxycodones she can't feel it but I can
This is Love This is Love what happens
don't you hate it when your wife falls
asleep with your [ __ ] sock on your
hand it's stuck to the wall growing
mushrooms you leave me Al is that the [ __ ]
[ __ ]
sock is that yeah you heard
it that's what it was used for was it
you two of course you it was your first
video here that's what it was it was
their first time I unsubscribed and they
did the sock thing with the
infection and then they left do the sock
thing they did the sock thing and they
left the [ __ ] sock against the wall and
then that's what king trout found guilty
as there's no bullets in the gun so it
couldn't be me you know I got the old
you still you still put out the sticky
stuff though dude you don't just put out
Powers sh we don't tell people that we
know how dicks work shut up
I've been working with mine for 36 years
I'm pretty sure I know it'll go
off how do you pee um is a PE stored
there yeah it's it's it's all stored in
there and uh PE stored in the balls as
every man knows knows that that's where
PE stored bro I don't know what you guys
are talking I want to go to Germany and
get get uh their version of a vasectomy
it's way
cooler like America like cuts it and
cauterizes both ends yeah Germany has it
it looks like a [ __ ] cut it they Loop
it and I thought they cut it and
cauterize it they cut it well M my guy
cut it nodded it and cauterized it so
like there's and there's like a gap
there now like there's there's no
growing back are you saying that Germany
is better at the claiming of the genetic
materials from young men voluntarily
sterilize themselves oh yeah tell me
more rich is no offender superpowers he
can make anything racist that's true
true
land I'm going to make you feel guilty
he just starts rallies a bunch of different
different
rallies dude I just I just had um a
phone call with a uh a sponsor a
potential sponsor and they're uh oh God
they're located in Israel and they had
some Palestinian jokes that they were
not afraid of saying to me over the the
zoom call and I was like wow tell me how
you really feel boys when I see rich is
like who
oh yeah every time G van has to edit one
of these he's like Rich [ __ ] all right R
just doubled all right they're like we
like your friends on their gun I don't
know how to do an uh uh Jewish accent if
you like your friends in their gun
Channel there you go there we go it's
very nice we have a lot of guns here too
the Palestinians don't like it what are
you and I was like wait I don't know how
to do this accent Nails accent I know
it's per that's an American New York
like you know that's like Mel Brooks to
a tea and now I need to learn that
[ __ ] Germans it's not fair where he
lives he just holds his ear to the
ground to hear it
what's they're below us it's like
jeice I just pictur get away no I'm not
coer oh man this is if my career wasn't
overall rating it [ __ ] is now
shirt they're pounding there's just a
ground you have to ride you have to
latch on and ride
ride
[ __ ] if Dune was real there'd be just a
thousand Texans out there I'm ride
brother yeah man we going to do a r
Rodeo today if Dune was real Texas it
would be located in the Middle East
that's for a damn fun see that's how we
solve racism we have Jewish Dune and
Texans riding on the back of Jews
through the sand everybody gets along
everybody's high on spice it's a desert
so the Arabs love it we're bringing
Christian Judaism and Islam all together sand
[Laughter]
it's the ancient Jew it's the biggest
Jew in the I can hear him coming hot out
here get ready why is there so much s
and all the
GES oh my FU oh my God there's an Arab
woman in the
background there's nothing I can do the
rest of this podcast to top that like
there's the [ __ ] I'm glad you're
still active
dude I like to your
Congressman [ __ ] man I'm just I'm going
to get back this thing's going to air
the general wants to speak to you like
[ __ ] well I'm just going to walk in he's
just starting need paperwork like I am
so sorry the funny part is you know like
that was the funniest [ __ ] I've ever
seen it really was here's a
coin he just goes to shake the coin
doing great dude before we jump back on
your German story about the German balls
I have met some high ranking people in
the military and every time they retire
they'll message me and be like dude I
love your stuff and I'm like why didn't
you message me when you were still you
know what trouble I get in you could had
my back in public and peel up me the
[ __ ] alone you're a really nice sergeant
major tell them right now tell them tell
them no they're nice people I can't wait
to do a video on Rich that's going to be
hilarious oh man what do you mean you
can't do a video on me we're talking
about we're talking about the most
[ __ ] Sergeant in the world who
became a social media icon and then was
jailed oh dude I'm telling I'm telling
all the stories I'm telling every every
dut operator breakdown I'm telling you
[ __ ] up SWAT oh all of it going to oh
man it would be so good oh so anyway
what happened with your uh your German
oh no it's like a
privileges it looks like a little Jelly
Belly and it like opens like a clam
shell and they just cut your nut sack
open and it clamps around the vast
defren M and it's got a little tiny
toggle switch on it and you and it like
it crimps it off and then you can UNS
switch it and it just opens them up
so you can like literally like we're
firing blanks so we're going hot anytime
is it like a silencer like you just go
down and reach it and you click the
Switch and you're like wait there's an
actual switch you can switch yes can we
attach it to a CL user can literally
grab your nut sack stretch it out like a
[ __ ] batwing and just [ __ ] safe
wait hold what did it sound like
again and that's the sound of pregnancy
kids it's awesome forget if it's off or
on you're Fu I need an xray now to
figure out which position the switch
stupid that's like one of those sensory
toys I just be like click oh my go click and
and
like wait what position is it in EXA uh
oh is that on or
off click click click cck then you get
to play Baby roulette that's what you
get to [ __ ] do dangerous game right
yeah why don't we do it like that that
makes way more sense said they're
American who were just like as you said
[ __ ] bro so I'm I'm telling you when
I went in there so I I was nervous as
[ __ ] and cuz you're awake for the whole
procedure but I have very low tolerance
for Narcotics so I was like hey can you
guys I'm in stirrups like I'm [ __ ]
having you know a child and there's a
doctor between my legs he's got a nurse
with him and I'm like it's it's cold in
here don't don't look at it it's it's
kind of chilly but anyways and I was
like hey can you give me something to
take you know the edge off I'm a little
bit nervous and they pump me full of
something and I was I was in [ __ ] La
La Land like I love making jokes when I
when I rolled out I I think I called my
wife a penis pin cushion it was great I
was like I can put it anywhere now
nothing will happen but uh you can
always put it anywhere
but you don't have a choice I went I
went from like out of it to straight
like I I snapped out of it immediately
cuz you have no idea how fragile your
masculinity is until you hear a doctor
who's holding your nuts in his hand ask
for a smaller scalpel I I snapped right
out of like what like
I I don't remember any part of the
procedure but I remember that vividly
don't worry buddy it's not about the
beans it's about the Frank I well I
don't got that either just uh oh it may
in the positive I'm going to give you
PTSD with a number two pencil baby at
least you'll never hurt your wife I I
Cuts I don't like the big ones they hurt oh
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yeah Rich you [ __ ] also just shout
out to you for crushing the live shows
dog if you didn't go see the live shows
I don't even think you're a fan you
didn't see his ass or his balls cuz the
live shows did nobody saw my balls I
talked to all up front and I I may have
mooned a crowd maybe maybe right out of
the gate right out the gate and I didn't
know till after the show cuz in the
picture I'm like ah ah looking at the
audience oh like you're presenting me
like it was a plan I'm standing up on a
chair mooning the crowd and you're there
just in front of me like yeah you can't
see me I'm in the peripherals and you're
like hey here he is afterwards I Moon
the crowd win at and then the pictures
came up I was like yep did not even know
you were doing that that explains a lot
great did a lot of leg work for Brandon
like I was like hell yeah dud man thanks
for no we're like we're all kind of
nervous and it's like oh [ __ ] this is
this is the first show and then we go up
like people are cheering and we're like
we we just sit down Rich first thing he
does hops on a chair shows his ass to
the [ __ ] crowd it's like ah
well I can't [ __ ] this up now cuz he's
already done it it can only go uphill
from here for me so I got rid of all the
stress it was awesome two things were
going to happen I was going to I planned
on it I was either going to fall
intentionally and create a scene and
moon everybody and make like a big slapstick
slapstick
moment I like you had two option out of
course # ass out and ass out for unsub
is that what we're doing ass out for
unsub that's there's another t-shirt
[ __ ] there you go and and the other
one was I'm just going to if if if we
get out there and they're not loud
enough I'm just going to I'm just going
to jump up on a chair and moon them real
quick cuz it was St Patrick's Day and I
was wearing a kilt with no underwear as
as traditional yeah and so I was as I
was walking up I was like if you trip
and you don't you don't cup your junk
right you're going to flash him some
dick and that is a little too far so
there's children in the audience I think
it I think it was like a 13-year-old I
think somebody brought a baby oh Jesus
and I was like that's a great come on
let's go see these [ __ ]
degenerates we got pictures with them we
signed sign the baby yeah Bill Young B
[ __ ] Christ I need to be a part of
this I I'm going to the next one whether
I'm on it or just in the [ __ ] crowd
going well that one was Houston yeah
Houston is where we signed the baby yeah
and then Dallas is when I think it was
like super refined at that point it took
like four the first one if you had fun
in San Antonio like nailed it you
covered down so so hard it was awesome
to see everyone and then everyone got
like relaxed it was just everyone
laughing the audience cheers at
everything which is amazing I wish Cody
was here cuz I have a bone to pick with
him for how Dallas went I knew this was
coming yeah yeah you knew it was coming
who okay when he did it I went yes [ __ ]
Rich you even you
requested told I told him do it this way
because okay I tried trust me I tried I
was like who do we have he like [ __ ] you
didn't sh did I miss no okay EXP yeah I
tried I [ __ ] tried so here's the deal
right if you're doing a live show and
you have a headliner let's say it's a
normal comedy act you get a headliner
right you've got some of the guys that
started off they get progressively funny
progressively more well-known and then
you have the head guy that's the
headliner at the end and everybody's
excited so if you're introducing people
like we did well like donut did to a
panel you would go with like the I don't
want to say lower ranking person but the
person that's less known and then
Crescendo up to the the person that's
most wellknown because what you don't
want to happen is you don't want
somebody to be like oh here's Jesus yay
and then you're like oh and here's Jerry
like so I tell I tell you I told you and
I know you love me we told Cody how to
start the [ __ ] episode it wasn't he
[ __ ] up high everyone four times
that's how he starts the show for 150
[ __ ] episodes and then that he like
we have hold on hold on hold on so the
person that that so when we go to Dallas
the two people that were joining the
unsubscribed podcast were myself and
meet Canyon meet Canyon who has like 34
employees like 30 yeah he's got two
Channels with like 10 million people on
it he is a piece of Pop Culture because
of the Bugs Bunny double wi surprise
like people everywhere know him or they
know of his work so I'm like hey guys
call me out and then as you know for the
pie to resistance the last person coming
out as a super surprise call out meet
Canyon and he'll get a roaring Applause
and it'll the the crowd will go up you
know like a like a nice bell curve it's
going to go up and sure is I'm behind
the curtain with meat Canyon with Hunter
and donut goes well yeah we've got a
couple of guys meat Canyon and meat Canyon
goes cuz of of course the crowd's like
holy [ __ ] being and I'm and I'm sitting
there because as of as of like as a
professional I'm like you [ __ ] me you
[ __ ] and as a friend I'm like that's
funny as [ __ ] cuz you [ __ ] me you
[ __ ] I was dying I was dying and then
Cody gave it a pause that's why I was
like an angry C I was like Cody was
gonna like one walk out sit down and
then that it would have died and then
like and anger comes like oh so I was I
thought it was funny I was pissed off
and happy at the same time it was it was
brilliant I loved it it's like trolling
your friends this is exactly what and so
I was like that's that's that's I'm not
just going to go sit down after that I'm
GNA I'm going to own the stage so I walk
in front of everybody just flexing and
staring staring down the crowd and being
like I can't hear you you know and Hogan
pumping him up because I'm like I'm not
going to go out to a yeah
oh the dick had you hammed it up so good
that you came I had to ham it up he laid
across the stage you're like uh yeah
Christ you're a performer it's
impressive yeah I know I know I'd just
turn it on that was why like that for
San Antonio first show I was like and
Rich like that is the first person we're
asking to do any of this I was like that
dude will carry it and then we did Chris
and West cuz they're like they're
entertainers they're magicians and they
stage and everything yeah and they do
crowd interaction cuz you like watching
how you interacted with the um the
offender power also a bit we kept the
entire time cuz it was [ __ ] amazing
it was a great bit that's that's how we
close out each show but it was also why
we started doing more crowd interaction
throughout the shows I was like oh um
okay we're just always coming with this
no matter whatting on people in the
crowd dud yes on people in the crowd to
them and they'd be like like what's your
superpower and they'd be like I want to
I raised my temperature uh 2° and I was
like okay so you got Co that's that's
stupid [ __ ] I've ever heard would you
ever raise your hand again and then I
would go over to the next person and I'd
be like how I know what your power is to
have a better haircut get out of here
and then and then I'd go to the next one
dude I some guy had a horrible bow cut I
don't know who there was a blind Asian
woman I was like I'll take care of you
butchered his hair the PX haircut yeah
oh he's so good there was a girl that
had some sort of resp respiratory issue
cuz she was hooked up to oxygen and uh I
came over to her husband and I was like
wow really took her breath away huh and
just I was I mean I was cracking jokes
about her not being able to breathe how
going to bre no air and just yeah that
was fun that's what you all missed out
it was it was oh so dialed and at the
end I had a blast all the guys got
addicted to it too it was H this is H
then Dallas afterwards everyone's
hugging to like we got to do more we got
to [ __ ] do more my my my my phrase
for like before San Antonio before the
first show while everybody's like man
I'm kind of nervous like we hope this
goes well all right I think we're ready
and I'm just sitting there like pacing
around like shittery I'm like dude I'm
jazzed I'm so jazzed right now and
everybody you would be like how you
doing I'm like I'm Jaz I'm Jaz I was
like we're good we're he was he would be
I was like what are you going to do
before and he's like I'm going to just
walk and work the crowd before for like
an hour and a half like they're getting
like a three hour set cuz rich is like
walking around how you doing I was like
okay my boy's good this is a good choice
yeah I get turned down by crowd work oo
dude you [ __ ] slay was it was really
it was really you missed out if you
didn't show up you really missed out
guys do Dallas again Dallas like 3 hours
away for me I'll come on down there and
check it out oh we definitely doing that
and then Nick got in the flow of just
like today we're talking about yeah I
got better at doing live history that
was rough at first well cuz it's weird
cuz they cheer at every punchline and
then I started doing history and
everybody's like quiet and I'm like oh
[ __ ] they hate it I need a punch
line like yeah yeah it's what every High
School teacher would cream to have
yeah just a everybody just
just listening shut up shut up shut up
stop [ __ ] talking I'm
learning tell me more about ching
chong what was his name Ching Le Ching
Le ching ching made it more
racist he's a white guy he's a white guy
and that's okay that's fine well like
before I even knew anything about it
he's like yeah Chang Lee and I was like
you're doing Chinese history now like
that the first thing popped in my
[ __ ] head yeah just we from Kentucky
[ __ ] the white dude that lived in a
different town yeah his nicknames were
slightly altered he lived in the VCR
times what's the offset for your new
superpower of being able to make anything
anything
racist o ooh ooh um what is the offset
this I mean that is that of itself is an
offensive superpower like I can turn
everything well basically all I am is
woke really honestly all I am is VI news
that's really all I am cheeseburgers and
how they promote white supremacy like
that's that's pretty much every Vice
article always has a Karen haircut with
purple I need to speak to your
manager why were these people of color
Su before
me holy [ __ ] they should have been
because of my
privilege and this is wonderful I don't
know how to feel like I'm just I'm in
awe right now like well this is [ __ ]
you're like oh God [ __ ] I'm having fun
right now but I know I'm going to be
standing on someone's car at the
position of attention it was funny like
I don't care who you are it was [ __ ]
hilarious they were good jokes yeah they
were solid I'll tell you exactly what's
going to happen you're going to have a h
you're your 05 and he's going to be like
okay hey hey s listen here's the deal uh
all right you didn't say anything wrong
okay okay but you got to be careful with
the company that you keep that's I
understand you're in a room there's a
lot of moving Parts oh moving Parts is
such an
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okay so before uh this [ __ ] amazing
episode story we're talking about planes
oh [ __ ] what you what' you find out
about planes who who had the coolest
planes so I was well yesterday range day
I was walking around asking everybody
like what is your your favorite aircraft
and uh shout out to to My Buddy Rich
here because uh we we definitely [ __ ]
that up cuz we both thought that a
shinook was a uh I looked it up a CH cuz
I'm [ __ ] yeah we're both dumb all
right that's why I never
made the shinook is a it's it's a staple
in the Army like it's I mean that thing
it does what it needs to do you can pull
howitzers with it you can drop MREs on
people or whatever you can do a lot of
[ __ ] with it shut up I'm making an MREs
on foreheads shirt that Cut's going to
be hilarious be like the [ __ ] up TV
beep 12 minutes occurred you're not
going to see it see that 12 minutes
um you had the oh what was the one that
the the propeller BR broke the sound
barrier 900 times the Thunder Screech um
and then the the what is it Grandpa
gaming he's [ __ ] he's so nice man I
love that guy he's such a cool dude uh
he had the f101 voodoo which I've never
even [ __ ] heard of so I need to dig
into that one that's how you know he's
old but a lot of people went with like
the 737 and the 787 were just like
popping jokes about different things uh
falling out of like like doors falling
off off and [ __ ] you don't know if
it's going to land or it's it's going to
make it there all the way like I think
someone did the 737 super the one that
was having all the the flight issues and
was just nose diving for a couple years
they had to like Park them so a lot of
Civilian airliner but yeah the you were
the only one that had like a real oh you
and and [ __ ] uh Grandpa gaming were
just way out there and now I got to do
homework on your [ __ ] aircraft cuz I
got to find a picture of it put it on
there it's [ __ ] funny the Thunder
Screech oh was the one you did the video
on yeah I remember one what is the
thunder scre in the Cold War they tried
to have a uh prop driven plane that
could break the sound barrier that's
hilarious so it's like it spin obviously
it spins super [ __ ] fast and uh it it
like just hit the sweet spot where when
it was like accelerating the propellers
cuz the tips are traveling further than
the base the tips would break the sound
barrier but then it would be pulled out
of the sound barrier by the rest of the
blade that wasn't breaking the sound
barrier so it was constantly going in
and out in and out in and out in and out
the loudest [ __ ] thing it was 900
Sonic booms per second that it was generating
generating
you can hear it from 30 m like it was
like it was hearing damage from 30 m
away that's [ __ ] like there were
towns 50 miles away complaining to the
government like what the [ __ ] are you guys
guys doing
doing
hilarious just flying through the air
test pilots period are [ __ ] crazy but
the ones during the Cold War are insane
right they got two test pilots to fly
this thing the first guy got in flew it once
once
got out and told the chain of command
you're not big enough and there's not
enough of you to get me back in that
[ __ ] plane fire me refused to do it
the [ __ ] ground crew almost had a
casualty like one dude had to get
hospitalized just from the concussions
that this thing was given off when they
started it not service related no not at
all 10% maybe 10% hearing loss yeah
that's it oh what's that it's a secret
oh it's a secret plane that you were
trying to secret right okay speaking of
[ __ ] hearing loss man I don't
understand because so the Army and the
VA I guess just changed it where hearing
loss is no longer [ __ ] counted and
when I went to do like my my hearing
after Afghanistan they're like well
didn't didn't you get issued the ear Pro
and I was like yeah like I couldn't be
like time out Taliban I got to protect
my [ __ ] hearing you like you return
fire get cover and then like I can't
hear [ __ ] anyways yeah now that was so I
don't understand why it's not service
connected it drives me insane they just
don't pay because it was expensive but
did you he did you hear you'll like this
cuz the sonic boom they've designed an
aircraft the I think it was Skunk Works
might have been Skunk Works has designed
an aircraft looks like a dart and it
goes supersonic goes past the sound
barrier without creating a sonic boom
just came out how can you do that I have
no [ __ ] idea I love science magic
they these are the same guys that are
designing it's in theory right now A
supers Sonic underwater [ __ ] um suic
underwater underwater drone it's using a
process called super cavitation where
they create an air pocket in front of it
and it [ __ ] goes through the water at
supersonic speed super cavitation
I've actually heard of that but not with
um like with bullets and like and like
fired rounds
not yeah not a [ __ ] the two problems
they run into with it is one you can't
[ __ ] turn and number two they don't
make a propeller fast enough to to do
that so it has to be rocket powered
underw cuz Rockets create their own air
and burn their own air it's why rocket
mode is working out of space we could do
that so like God Bless America we're
just like we let me see we've done
[ __ ] knife missile now we can break
the sound barer without making a sonic
boom underwater supersonic drone you
want to do that what's a knife missile
knife missile is the you flying no all
well maybe maybe so refresh my memory
let me tell you a
story did you finish your story with the
sonic boom killer you said one guy got
injured with the oh yeah the second guy
uh he flew it like 12 times or some [ __ ]
and had crash land at like nine [ __ ]
times intentionally he's like I'm going
to do this for Jerry he quit I shouldn't
be in this thing yeah eventually they
ditched it I still think they should
like bring it back and just have
somebody [ __ ] [ __ ] fly it around just
to be annoy the enemy just fly over a
third world country just real low that's
a really good show of force you you just
go through bloating in the air but
staying together the tailan just thinks
coming and right back to the VCR here we
go that's just their name for
God what uh I'm using their
words it if you want to go down a funny
rabbit hole look up because you know
like uh like whenever they drop a bomb
or whenever they get a airto air kill or
whatever they put like a little sticker
by their cockpit where they get in M
look up some of the funnier versions of
the stickers on there cuz there's like
legit fighter jet pilots and [ __ ] that
have cows on their [ __ ] like there's
there's dudes that have confirmed kills
on like cows cuz they went they were
flying low and like went broke the sound
barrier and it just merked a cow and
they're like yep but on
the there's one guy that has a Winnebago
cuz [ __ ] suic boom when like some win
was on a road they were not supposed to
be on on a military base and this guy's
like [ __ ] it went super or broke the
sand barrier right over the top just
ripped the [ __ ] wi aago in half
that's nuts that's [ __ ] nuts there's
all kinds of funny [ __ ] speaking of
sound I don't know why my brain Put This
to Memory I don't even know how you
would ever do this but apparently
according to theoretical physicists if
you create something that is 1100 DB
which is louder than anything that has
ever existed ever 152 to 168 is like a
gunshot just for reference 1100 DB uh
you can rip space and time and create a
black hole I don't know why my brain put
that to memory for [ __ ] ever I
thought black holes weren't even real
anymore no they're real still yeah they
they real no dark matter is it dark
matter is matter might not be
real is Pluto a planet right now I
forget okay not right right now it's an
extraterrestrial body that ifies as
extraterrestrial body yeah that's the
most it goes around the Sun it doesn't
have a moon it is not a moon it is a
planet like what are we doing here we
don't know because they're like but cuz
you have the orc Cloud the orc cloud is
I it might touch the orc Cloud that's
why they confuse it so they treat it
more of a comet and that is why it's
like listen I'm going to say something
controversial NE Tyson is an [ __ ] oh
dude he lick my taint I got your back on
that one right arrogant prick I'm really
smart just because I say big words and I
dude you're just like tell us how you
really feel now move on to Bill Nye [ __ ]
it oh Bill Nye let me down oh that his
his little come back episode Special
garbage dude Neil Neil the gas Tyson he
goes hard on some stuff and then just I
he goes hard on the dumbest [ __ ] he's a
contrarian about
everything I literally watched
somebody's I watched somebody say I love
Apple products iPhones are the best
except Google Maps is way better than
Apple Maps and Ne Tyson proceeded to
[ __ ] argue that Apple Maps was better
which it is everybody knows that there's
not a single that's used that thinks
that and he argued for [ __ ] 10
minutes that Apple Maps is better for no
[ __ ] reason he talked about like uh
people's memory he was in I I guess he
was in court uh as a part of a jury and
some person like was trying to as
defense attorneys often do they'll try
to play this game and I forget what the
term is but they'll be like Hey listen
you know based on this study you know a
person's memory is only so uh precise
for a certain amount of time and then it
can be altered and Ne Tyson brings it up
cuz he's [ __ ] smart so he has to
bring up that point to the judge about
like well I'm concerned about this
person's memory because because I'm so
[ __ ] smart idiot and and the judge is
like oh so what you're saying is this
and it her rendition of what he had
stated was incorrect and he goes ah
actually you just proved my point your
memory is different than what actually
happened and what I said H and I'm like
no no shut the [ __ ] up and stop ruining
the justice system it's already broken
glass Titan don't make the justice
system Pluto stop he's just's all
arrogant about like see like his he
basically his arguing point was
everybody's memory is [ __ ] so you
can't rely on eyewitness testimony
everybody goes free and it's the
stupidest it oh it's just dumb smart
people that have never been robbed
making dumb s you know what I mean it's
like every once I'm not saying crime is
good but every once in a while crime
needs to happen to some [ __ ] so that
they stop saying stupid [ __ ] about how
well you know I don't really like it
that you arrest people in front of their
children it's it's traumatizing they
shouldn't have sold crack and shot at
people two weeks ago I wouldn't be here
with a
warrant I think I don't think the kids
traumatized because I kicked in the door
and arrested mom and dad they're
traumatized because all the heroin
addicts are [ __ ] bringing in copper
pipe and Dad's beating the [ __ ] out of
them because they don't have any money
to pay for the crack that they
bought I love this that was NE grass
Tyson to that
just that it would be a priv to be
inside your brain man Tyson is is like
the trickle down economics of
dumb it starts up here and then
everybody eat he oh look at me I'm on a
[ __ ] Ivory pedestal I I I did stuff
and so everything he says is smart to
himself unless you [ __ ] listen to him
and then you're like please please just
go snort some more moondust and stay in
your office looking at stars I'll listen
to you for stars don't give me legal
advice that's why I like this friend
group we're all like I'm good like three
things otherwise I'm [ __ ] and that
guy is like I'm good at looking at stars
I'm an expert in [ __ ] everything
right it's really annoying cheers to you
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knife missile we we need to go back to
that I'll let you give us and then go
ahead go ahead do your thing with the
Hellfire missile I'm familiar with the
Hellfire I'm not really familiar with
how it works I just know that it's a
missile and it's it's really effective
okay so air air to surface missile do
I'm a missile guy oh yeah there we go
now we've got something he can talk
about uh air to surface missile usually
uh launched from I mean Apaches they're
the primary source of it uh they are
laser guided uh they they can do heat
and lock on and all sorts of other [ __ ]
they can be you know do radar stuff too
but um they traveled around mock one and
they carry normally around a oh [ __ ]
this one I don't know off the top of my
head I want to say it's 10 lb of high
explosive but they can carry like
thermal and there's a couple different
versions of them but yeah uh missile go
from aircraft to ground at about ma 1
and Kaboom okay so there you go now he's
up uh America wanted a more precise
version that didn't go boom for taking
out very specific people in crowded areas
areas
because taking out uh you know hiding in
areas so it's a fire missile that they
took like five or six 24in [ __ ]
swords and instead of being full of TNT
right as it it's about to impact the
swords fle out and uh it just smacks you
with swords going mock one this is
exactly what I saw which who did we uh
take out with that that was when the um
um not ALB daddy it was before guy
before him it was a guy that like was a
head planner of 911 yeah it was in 2019
in Kabul cuz the road too like it was a
cuz you can see the picture and like the
blades you can see that's the one on the
road so he's looking at the car but we
we used it like a year or two ago on the
dude that playing 911 and he was living
in a house and we found out about it and
every morning he would go out on his
balcony to drink his coffee and just
fing merked him on his balcony with this
[ __ ] thing but here's here's the
thing oh wonder what that katas let me
see that this Reddit post says uh it's a
it's a Hellfire ex variant by the CIA
the CIA didn't [ __ ] make it shut up
[ __ ] Martin [ __ ] stunk but see
here's the thing it I love it it's a
great idea and people that's how you can
tell people are used to America just
doing weird [ __ ] because if any other
country in the world had been like knife
missile we'd be like man those guys are
[ __ ] crazy but because it was
Americans they're like okay that makes
sense [ __ ] but it's it's pointless I
love it but it's pointless no it's you
could have filled it with Gummy Bears
and hitting somebody at Mach 1 with 75
lbs is still going to fcking kill him
yeah but you need like this much just in
case you miss you know just read it
though instead of an explosive Warhead
the Hellfire missile deploys pop out
swords all you need right there the part
that annoys me about this the most
though is when you read about it on the
internet people get all mad about how
cruel and inhumane America is when it's
literally the opposite there's not
another entity on the planet that would
spend hundreds of millions of dollars to
develop a missile to take out one
[ __ ] dude trying as hard as
physically possible to not have like
Mass Cash yeah innocent people getting
hurt and people still look at it like oh
you guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] dud I saw
a meme that captures that [ __ ] perfectly
it was uh it was like modern day and it
shows okay we have the target which seat
of the car is he in and then it showed
like 1944 it's like we're over the city
bombs away I mean look at Tokyo like the
Tokyo firebombing you're like 100,000
people Tokyo gone we don't have to Nuke
that anymore period they're like okay
we're good funny thing about funny thing
funny thing about nuke in Japan is like
Hiroshima was like a Christian city was
it yeah at that time it was either it
was either uh Hiroshima or Nagasaki if
want but it had like a large Christian
population and so America was just like
you know what they're already going to heaven
heaven
let's let's just make it you know we'll
save them we'll save them we're actually
doing them a favor instead of like going
for other Japanese people that might not
see you know America as like a you know
hey okay you know we get along there's a
similar religion there no they're like
those are kind of our guys but well
they're going to see Jesus
dud you know go towards the light you
know what [ __ ] crazy like uh so if I
went down to the the fort Sil training
Support Facility and they got a flag
from the guys who had been taken
prisoner uh on baton uh during the Baton
Death March they built this flag after
like they were getting liberated they
like sewed it all together and [ __ ] and
like stood at attention for the flag is
the first time they've done it in like
four years right but just think of the
mentality so they fought for like six
months cut off on the Baton Peninsula
fought like crazy like I challenge
anyone to find any Nation has ever
fought that hard to like The Bitter End
and they only gave up because they were
ordered to and they ran out of
ammunition so then they do the Baton
Death March which is awful if you guys
have never read the book was it
unbreakable don't watch the movie the
movie but the the book is [ __ ]
atrocious what the Japanese did to those
guys so that was 1941 right 1941 that
happened they go to all sorts of
different P camps one of the P camps
they go to is in is right outside of
this little known place called uh um
Hiroshima right small place not not
important right and so you're there for
years like you're getting I mean just
beat to [ __ ] you're losing people you're
being starved like malnutrition malaria
all this [ __ ] and then one day you look
up and you see a [ __ ] atomic bomb go
off at the city right next door and
you're like what did I miss in four
[ __ ] years like that' just be that'd
be such a mind [ __ ] that you like we
were fighting with these old outdated
World War I [ __ ] and now four years
later the sun just showed up over a
[ __ ] Japanese City I can tell you
exactly what I would do I would I would
be said be you know there as a p W and
I'd see it explode and then my my
Japanese prison guard would be right
go just
a you're in
trouble holy [ __ ] something tells me
that wasn't an
ammunition holy [ __ ] it's
fny just looking over prison was like
it's funny because like 2 days after
that the Japanese guards literally
abandoned the PMW Camp they just left
they're like [ __ ] this I got to go just
I'm out you know what would be like
really kind of [ __ ] up is uh like
America took the Japanese sword makers
from that area and then made them make
the blades to that Hellfire missile so
they could put it's like it's false
story there's just guys are like Ching
they're still doing it way folding steel
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a steel and CI agent just goes here
thank you very
very
oh this will be passed down a generation
after generation have you do the entire
ceremony I give it the
sword I know General's like I don't know
I know what to do this [ __ ] I know I
four more I I know what I want your
reaction to what's that uh it's like a
trending thing on the internet right now
with all the [ __ ] do you want to not
just tell me and just do it right now do
you want to just show it to me no I
can't show you it's it's too much I just
have to it's like hundreds of tweets
it's a whole thing um it's like it's a
bit like a big talking point with like
the super ultra communist [ __ ]
sympathizers that
uh Japan did not surrender because of
the nuclear bomb they surrendered
because the USSR attacked Manchuria
around the same time where is Manchuria
located uh in like to Japan I'm not sure
where Manchuria is uh it's like I've
heard of their
candidate oh Jesus
Christ never anyways isn't it Northern
Japan like near [ __ ] Korea sh I I
gave my woman my phone so I can't check
china west Japan so the USSR attacked
not Japan and Japan said well Japan was
occupying it at the time do you hear
they finally have some pictures I I
haven't seen I've seen like one or two
and I don't know how they are Nan King
that's what I heard oh wasn't that they
like the Japanese were like cutting
people up we talked about this right oh
yeah like Millions oh yeah that was that
was on Gan you're going to have to mute
this but the of n King is what it's
referred to yeah I mean that that entire
thing if you read the story on that
don't me [ __ ] I'm going to go on
communist ROM if we do this was China
communist at that point or were they
still they were in the middle of a civil
war so they were kind of like our friend
not our friend they were having enemy of
our enemy was our friend yeah type of
deal yeah it's really up Japan came in and
and
[ __ ] yeah [ __ ] sh Japanese were like
awful to anyone even P's like if you
read that book I'll give you an example
that book the [ __ ] unbreakable they
were allowed like hardly any water and
one golf ball siiz thing of rice that's
what the PWS were allowed uh Japanese
prisoners and if you were caught
stealing anything it was you were either
beaten to death or like killed in many
other creative ways so like a guy was
caught stealing water cuz he was [ __ ]
you know dying of thirst and what they
did is they shoved a garden hose down
his throat filled up his stomach and
jumped on it like a water balloon K yeah
like the awful [ __ ] that the Japanese
did is [ __ ] wild man in Japan they
don't teach it either they're like we
never did any of that it's it's
America's fault though it's not theirs
they're just going with it yeah of
course after after World War II there's
literally an entire generation of
historians right after World War II
they're literally called the
revisionists and their entire [ __ ]
life goal was to make America the bad
guy in World War II and that they didn't
succeed because everybody still kind of
universally agrees like Allied good guys
right but bad guys right so like they
didn't succeed at that but what it did
do was it it made it it played it off
like Japan was the victim that didn't deserve um nuclear bombing or whatever
deserve um nuclear bombing or whatever and then that because of that that's why
and then that because of that that's why nobody knows about how [ __ ] horrific
nobody knows about how [ __ ] horrific all the [ __ ] the Japanese were doing is
all the [ __ ] the Japanese were doing is that's why that's not taught that's why
that's why that's not taught that's why it's way lesser known and then that what
it's way lesser known and then that what that translated to is that's why every
that translated to is that's why every war after World War II everybody thinks
war after World War II everybody thinks that America [ __ ] lost or America was
that America [ __ ] lost or America was doing the wrong thing it's literally
doing the wrong thing it's literally because of that it's an entire
because of that it's an entire generation of historians whose entire
generation of historians whose entire ethos was America bad and that was their
ethos was America bad and that was their whole [ __ ] plan every time someone
whole [ __ ] plan every time someone brings up you haven't won anything since
brings up you haven't won anything since World War II I challenge you to find any
World War II I challenge you to find any time during Vietnam the Iraq War the
time during Vietnam the Iraq War the Afghanistan war where American forces
Afghanistan war where American forces surrendered or retreated I challenge you
surrendered or retreated I challenge you Lu to you Nicholas can you can you
Lu to you Nicholas can you can you inform everybody how we actually won
inform everybody how we actually won Vietnam o we won we won Vietnam he
Vietnam o we won we won Vietnam he informed me of this once upon a time oh
informed me of this once upon a time oh was going to be good no December 18th
was going to be good no December 18th 1972 the year of Our Lord americ
1972 the year of Our Lord americ is fighting in South Vietnam and they're
is fighting in South Vietnam and they're fighting gorillas known as Viet Kong and
fighting gorillas known as Viet Kong and the gorillas are being supplied by the
the gorillas are being supplied by the North Vietnamese communist via the hoian
North Vietnamese communist via the hoian trail and America decides we're going to
trail and America decides we're going to bomb the Communists in North Vietnam so
bomb the Communists in North Vietnam so that they can quit giving supplies to
that they can quit giving supplies to the Viet Kong and that's going to be the
the Viet Kong and that's going to be the end of it now they launch a PL they
end of it now they launch a PL they launch a mission called operation
launch a mission called operation linebacker 2 and the plan is to bomb the
linebacker 2 and the plan is to bomb the North Vietnamese all day every day with
North Vietnamese all day every day with b52s okay I think those are what 180,000
b52s okay I think those are what 180,000 lb of ordinance piece 70 70,000 maybe
lb of ordinance piece 70 70,000 maybe that version was more but there's 70,000
that version was more but there's 70,000 now okay so 70,000 a piece it's all day
now okay so 70,000 a piece it's all day every day for from December 18th till
every day for from December 18th till Christmas affectionally known as The 12
Christmas affectionally known as The 12 Days of Christmas is what they called
Days of Christmas is what they called this I would love to hear that song on
this I would love to hear that song on the first day of Christmas my true love
the first day of Christmas my true love gave to
me everywhere children looks like I got a buff video to make on your first day
a buff video to make on your first day of Christmas he's going to [ __ ] talk
of Christmas he's going to [ __ ] talk about it that's a really good I like
about it that's a really good I like that how I won
that how I won Vietnam so this is 197 won't tell you it
Vietnam so this is 197 won't tell you it happened this way but we know the truth
happened this way but we know the truth no [ __ ] tell you droing payloads and
no [ __ ] tell you droing payloads and panties so CE ceasefire over Christmas
panties so CE ceasefire over Christmas we send a transmission all right you
we send a transmission all right you [ __ ] ready to like come to the come
[ __ ] ready to like come to the come to the negotiating table yet no dope
to the negotiating table yet no dope next day 60 b52s in the air at one
next day 60 b52s in the air at one [ __ ] time Jesus I love America that's
[ __ ] time Jesus I love America that's more [ __ ] planes than all but two
more [ __ ] planes than all but two other Air Forces on the plane America
other Air Forces on the plane America sent to go bomb him at one [ __ ] time
sent to go bomb him at one [ __ ] time bombed all of them before the 60th plane
bombed all of them before the 60th plane landed back on an American Airfield they
landed back on an American Airfield they had sent a transmission okay we're ready
had sent a transmission okay we're ready to
to talk so we have the Paris we have the
talk so we have the Paris we have the Paris Peace Accords I believe it was
Paris Peace Accords I believe it was signed in March a couple months later in
signed in March a couple months later in March of 1943 the deal was the peace
March of 1943 the deal was the peace treaty that America forced North Vietnam
treaty that America forced North Vietnam to sign was here's the deal you're going
to sign was here's the deal you're going to leave laon Cambodia and we're going
to leave laon Cambodia and we're going to leave l in Cambodia okay you're not
to leave l in Cambodia okay you're not there MCV SOG definitely isn't there up
there MCV SOG definitely isn't there up a 158 to1 kill ratio okay we're both not
a 158 to1 kill ratio okay we're both not there let's both not be there that's
there let's both not be there that's part of the [ __ ] deal okay the other
part of the [ __ ] deal okay the other part you and South Vietnam are going to
part you and South Vietnam are going to come to a peaceful resolution amongst
come to a peaceful resolution amongst yourselves and North Vietnam said okay
yourselves and North Vietnam said okay and they signed the peace treaty that
and they signed the peace treaty that they were forced to sign by America how
they were forced to sign by America how do you win a war by making someone give
do you win a war by making someone give up and sign a peace treaty oh thank you
up and sign a peace treaty oh thank you Rich holy [ __ ] most people don't
Rich holy [ __ ] most people don't understand that okay now that's what
understand that okay now that's what [ __ ] happened that's early 1973 and
[ __ ] happened that's early 1973 and everybody goes but what about [ __ ]
everybody goes but what about [ __ ] evacuating Vietnam in 1975 that was
evacuating Vietnam in 1975 that was literally the American Embassy that's it
literally the American Embassy that's it everybody freaks out like that's [ __ ]
everybody freaks out like that's [ __ ] America pulling out the whole military
America pulling out the whole military the military wasn't even [ __ ] there
the military wasn't even [ __ ] there that was the American Embassy with 5,000
that was the American Embassy with 5,000 or less Americans between military
or less Americans between military contractors that were still cleaning up
contractors that were still cleaning up all the [ __ ] from the war they just had
all the [ __ ] from the war they just had diplomats businessmen American all the
diplomats businessmen American all the people that were there that's who we
people that were there that's who we were evacuating like America won the war
were evacuating like America won the war forced them to sign the peace treaty and
forced them to sign the peace treaty and then 3 years later the North Vietnamese
then 3 years later the North Vietnamese came back and fought the South
came back and fought the South Vietnamese and you're like America lost
Vietnamese and you're like America lost and here's the argument that historians
and here's the argument that historians say because historians are like War
say because historians are like War isn't determined by the outcome it's
isn't determined by the outcome it's determined by what your intentions were
determined by what your intentions were when you started and whether or not you
when you started and whether or not you achieved those and their argument I'm
achieved those and their argument I'm not [ __ ] you this is the [ __ ]
not [ __ ] you this is the [ __ ] College historian level [ __ ] argument
College historian level [ __ ] argument for America losing America lost because
for America losing America lost because their goal was to prevent the spread of
their goal was to prevent the spread of Communism and Communism spread after
Communism and Communism spread after they showed up and prevented it the
they showed up and prevented it the whole [ __ ] time okay you understand
whole [ __ ] time okay you understand how [ __ ] [ __ ] that is imagine
how [ __ ] [ __ ] that is imagine that you're a firefighter Rich imagine
that you're a firefighter Rich imagine that you're a firefighter you get you
that you're a firefighter you get you get called to a house it's hard to
get called to a house it's hard to pretend to be that gay sorry oh you you
pretend to be that gay sorry oh you you don't like the second responders you
don't like the second responders you know what [ __ ] it let me secure the
know what [ __ ] it let me secure the scene real quick imagine imagine that
scene real quick imagine imagine that you're a cop yeah oh I like those guys
you're a cop yeah oh I like those guys and you show you show up to a fight
and you show you show up to a fight dicks but they're effective you show up
dicks but they're effective you show up to a fight and there's this big dude
to a fight and there's this big dude beating up a little dude right and you
beating up a little dude right and you show up and you stop the big guy from
show up and you stop the big guy from beating up the little guy and you beat
beating up the little guy and you beat the [ __ ] out of him until he says okay
the [ __ ] out of him until he says okay I'm done and you're like cool I'm going
I'm done and you're like cool I'm going to go home now and then three years
to go home now and then three years later that guy beats up that guy again
later that guy beats up that guy again and you get a phone call saying that you
and you get a phone call saying that you didn't do your job three years ago does
didn't do your job three years ago does that make any sense to anybody that's
that make any sense to anybody that's [ __ ] [ __ ] that's the best way you
[ __ ] [ __ ] that's the best way you just that is the most simple way to
just that is the most simple way to [ __ ] explain that it's so [ __ ]
[ __ ] explain that it's so [ __ ] stupid cuz cuz at that point cuz I bring
stupid cuz cuz at that point cuz I bring put this argument up every [ __ ] time
put this argument up every [ __ ] time because I'm like okay well if the goal
because I'm like okay well if the goal can't ever change never otherwise you're
can't ever change never otherwise you're a failure nobody's ever won a war
a failure nobody's ever won a war literally [ __ ] ever because [ __ ]
literally [ __ ] ever because [ __ ] changes eventually right it's just
changes eventually right it's just different when America does it because
different when America does it because the [ __ ] revisionist historians just
the [ __ ] revisionist historians just want to be America [ __ ] bad all the
want to be America [ __ ] bad all the time I hate it I'm so mad that's that's
time I hate it I'm so mad that's that's pretty so that's the way I explain like
pretty so that's the way I explain like Afghanistan to people cuz I don't know
Afghanistan to people cuz I don't know about Iraq but like Afghanistan what we
about Iraq but like Afghanistan what we do is every year during the fighting
do is every year during the fighting Seasons cuz you guys all know they have
Seasons cuz you guys all know they have fighting seasons in Afghanistan they
fighting seasons in Afghanistan they show up in the spring with a bunch of
show up in the spring with a bunch of [ __ ] retards they have they have
[ __ ] retards they have they have [ __ ] recruited from Pakistan or
[ __ ] recruited from Pakistan or usbekistan pick a [ __ ] stand they all
usbekistan pick a [ __ ] stand they all go to the different stands over there
go to the different stands over there right so they come across the border
right so they come across the border they get their [ __ ] pushed in by Uncle
they get their [ __ ] pushed in by Uncle Sam every single time they get into a
Sam every single time they get into a fight they run away like [ __ ] because
fight they run away like [ __ ] because we just [ __ ] them up right they run
we just [ __ ] them up right they run back to Pakistan they they [ __ ] throw
back to Pakistan they they [ __ ] throw some more money at the next generation
some more money at the next generation of [ __ ] idiots they come back the
of [ __ ] idiots they come back the next year we kill all the dumb ones and
next year we kill all the dumb ones and we did this for 20 [ __ ] years so like
we did this for 20 [ __ ] years so like people like you lost in Afghanistan like
people like you lost in Afghanistan like okay Afghanistan is a house we're going
okay Afghanistan is a house we're going to treat it like that I go to your house
to treat it like that I go to your house and I beat your ass but you start hiding
and I beat your ass but you start hiding and every day I'm in your house just
and every day I'm in your house just looking around for you and every time I
looking around for you and every time I find you I [ __ ] you up and I do it for
find you I [ __ ] you up and I do it for 20 years then finally I'm like this is
20 years then finally I'm like this is boring I'm done with this I yeah and you
boring I'm done with this I yeah and you just I won cuz you didn't you didn't
just I won cuz you didn't you didn't finish the job like what I can turn you
finish the job like what I can turn you to Glass if I really felt like it like I
to Glass if I really felt like it like I could Foundation your house in 10
could Foundation your house in 10 minutes you just you just made the
minutes you just you just made the United States a burglar
hey where are you the oh my God he's back your story is America illegally
back your story is America illegally kicks in the door of their neighbor's
kicks in the door of their neighbor's house and then beats theu out of their
house and then beats theu out of their neighbor and the neighbor like I'm going
neighbor and the neighbor like I'm going to hide from you you're like yeah you
to hide from you you're like yeah you [ __ ] better and then you show up
[ __ ] better and then you show up every two days was a horrible analy
every two days was a horrible analy we'll start it different we'll start it
we'll start it different we'll start it different the the neighbor came out and
different the the neighbor came out and threw a rock and broke our window and
threw a rock and broke our window and now we showed up
I feel more like I feel like the United States John Wicked Afghanistan like the
States John Wicked Afghanistan like the Taliban did 911 which is basically
Taliban did 911 which is basically killing our dog and we were like no no
killing our dog and we were like no no not the puppy and then we went over to
not the puppy and then we went over to their house and we just you know did all
their house and we just you know did all the Russian stuff where we're like I
the Russian stuff where we're like I think I'm back you know but it's crazy
think I'm back you know but it's crazy when you look at the numbers so was is
when you look at the numbers so was is it a little under 3,000 I think it's six
it a little under 3,000 I think it's six less than 3,000 people died in 911 I
less than 3,000 people died in 911 I think it's like
think it's like 2,994 died in 911 but in Afghanistan 20
2,994 died in 911 but in Afghanistan 20 years of fighting 2400 soldiers died
years of fighting 2400 soldiers died it's like we you killed more people on
it's like we you killed more people on 9/11 than you did in 20 years of
9/11 than you did in 20 years of fighting us and you want to tell
fighting us and you want to tell everybody you [ __ ] won okay we wish
everybody you [ __ ] won okay we wish you the best in your future [ __ ] the
you the best in your future [ __ ] the other annoying part is it's like you
other annoying part is it's like you can't even like win a war because
can't even like win a war because there's no [ __ ] official government
there's no [ __ ] official government there to even sign a peace treaty at not
there to even sign a peace treaty at not one not one that actually has control of
one not one that actually has control of their [ __ ] so it's like you're not even
their [ __ ] so it's like you're not even fighting a a imagine if America though
fighting a a imagine if America though if America just did it where they won
if America just did it where they won the war like [ __ ] 3 seven days later
the war like [ __ ] 3 seven days later we're like oh we're win and then we just
we're like oh we're win and then we just pulled out instantly that would be way
pulled out instantly that would be way more gangsters like boom killed okay bye
more gangsters like boom killed okay bye storm
storm wasac you said it I think you said it in
wasac you said it I think you said it in your video storm and over Schwarz and I
your video storm and over Schwarz and I have known it for forever and I loved
have known it for forever and I loved your your talking point because it's
your your talking point because it's absolutely true stor nor and Schwarz was
absolutely true stor nor and Schwarz was like we're gonna we're going to push
like we're gonna we're going to push past everybody and just take over Iraq
past everybody and just take over Iraq as fast as we can because the
as fast as we can because the politicians are going to [ __ ] this up
politicians are going to [ __ ] this up and then we took we [ __ ] laid waste
and then we took we [ __ ] laid waste to Iraq in like what 14 days uh the air
to Iraq in like what 14 days uh the air raid was 30 days but uh the ground war I
raid was 30 days but uh the ground war I think it was 100 hours was the ground
think it was 100 hours was the ground [ __ ] War it was like super the ground
[ __ ] War it was like super the ground war was like days a couple days before
war was like days a couple days before they had all of the Iraq forces pinned
they had all of the Iraq forces pinned and like separated completely was it you
and like separated completely was it you that that made a video about how we
that that made a video about how we smoked all their tanks cuz they they
smoked all their tanks cuz they they bunkered up their tanks yeah oh yeah
bunkered up their tanks yeah oh yeah they [ __ ] up the tanks especially in
they [ __ ] up the tanks especially in the '90s because that's when like Abrams
the '90s because that's when like Abrams brand new the t78 t-72s that they were
brand new the t78 t-72s that they were using outad Antiquated and then they
using outad Antiquated and then they didn't have GPS that was 73 eting wasn't
didn't have GPS that was 73 eting wasn't it 73 easting was a [ __ ] turkey shoot
it 73 easting was a [ __ ] turkey shoot they didn't know [ __ ] how many we only
they didn't know [ __ ] how many we only lost did we even lose a single Abram it
lost did we even lose a single Abram it was like one AB got stuck in the mud
was like one AB got stuck in the mud because some private didn't know how to
because some private didn't know how to an abam has never been lost in combat
an abam has never been lost in combat like Abrams have been lost to IEDs but
like Abrams have been lost to IEDs but that's it and then we used a th how many
that's it and then we used a th how many tanks they lost like a thousand tank all
tanks they lost like a thousand tank all of them all of the I think it was like
of them all of the I think it was like one battalion push 7 73 e it wasn't even
one battalion push 7 73 e it wasn't even Abrams going like we had Bradley's out
Abrams going like we had Bradley's out there [ __ ] [ __ ] up that toe missile
there [ __ ] [ __ ] up that toe missile [ __ ] man that toe [ __ ] but I mean we
[ __ ] man that toe [ __ ] but I mean we still had like there's stories and like
still had like there's stories and like full animated reenactments where they
full animated reenactments where they interview the guys it's like two Bradley
interview the guys it's like two Bradley come up over a ridge and there's like
come up over a ridge and there's like there's like 30 [ __ ] t-72s and
there's like 30 [ __ ] t-72s and they're
they're like we got four toe missiles let's
like we got four toe missiles let's [ __ ] go they [ __ ] take out like
[ __ ] go they [ __ ] take out like five [ __ ] tanks somehow and then dip
five [ __ ] tanks somehow and then dip it's [ __ ]
it's [ __ ] awesome it's nuts man like there's I've
awesome it's nuts man like there's I've seen some of those interviews from 73
seen some of those interviews from 73 easting those those guys know ABS I
easting those those guys know ABS I think the only only the only armored
think the only only the only armored vehicle we lost in 73 easting was to
vehicle we lost in 73 easting was to Friendly Fire if I'm not mistaken what
Friendly Fire if I'm not mistaken what the [ __ ] yeah we look they weren't doing
the [ __ ] yeah we look they weren't doing it so we kicked our own ass
it so we kicked our own ass okayu what what dude was just like yeah
okayu what what dude was just like yeah that's definitely not one of
that's definitely not one of ours that color that thing that looks
ours that color that thing that looks nothing like the enemy tanks that we've
nothing like the enemy tanks that we've been studying one I'm in yeah did they
been studying one I'm in yeah did they get one of our one of ours we should
get one of our one of ours we should definitely shoot at it just in case
definitely shoot at it just in case you've met privates there's a funny
you've met privates there's a funny saying and I enjoy saying it uh what's
saying and I enjoy saying it uh what's the difference between a trash can and a
the difference between a trash can and a tank there's only one dirt bag in a
tank there's only one dirt bag in a trash can ouch yeah it's one of my
trash can ouch yeah it's one of my favorite tanker slings but honestly I
favorite tanker slings but honestly I used to be a tanker you know that right
used to be a tanker you know that right you're Eng engineer [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you
you're Eng engineer [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you Crunchies they make a nice crunch Splat
Crunchies they make a nice crunch Splat when you go underneath the tracks
when you go underneath the tracks Airborne tanker [ __ ] No Such Thing
Airborne tanker [ __ ] No Such Thing nope nope NOP nope it's when you hang
nope nope NOP nope it's when you hang your ass over the edge of the the tank
your ass over the edge of the the tank you take a [ __ ] oh man I at Fort Knox I
you take a [ __ ] oh man I at Fort Knox I was like standing at the edge like
was like standing at the edge like there's the the sponson box and the
there's the the sponson box and the bustle rack I was right at the back
bustle rack I was right at the back corner oh I know what the sponson box
corner oh I know what the sponson box and the bustle rack are have you ever
and the bustle rack are have you ever heard of the brussel sprout uh it's it's
heard of the brussel sprout uh it's it's Harry Potter right now it's part it's
Harry Potter right now it's part it's part of
part of theonis and if you don't if you don't
theonis and if you don't if you don't properly cut the uh the epidemis then
properly cut the uh the epidemis then you you you
you you you out I'm standing between the big cage on
out I'm standing between the big cage on the back of the turret and the little
the back of the turret and the little the little toolbox on the side of the
the little toolbox on the side of the turret how oh that was hard [ __ ] I'm
turret how oh that was hard [ __ ] I'm standing there middle of the night
standing there middle of the night taking a piss grass Tyson
over I'm better than you cuz I know the words you can just say the Box on the
words you can just say the Box on the back get di you so I'm standing there
back get di you so I'm standing there taking a piss I was still in in osit and
taking a piss I was still in in osit and dude snuck out right behind me it was it
dude snuck out right behind me it was it was on the tank middle of the night and
was on the tank middle of the night and he snuck out and kicked me into my own
he snuck out and kicked me into my own piss off the top of the [ __ ] tank
piss off the top of the [ __ ] tank that's awesome yeah it was not a good
that's awesome yeah it was not a good experience that was probably the the
experience that was probably the the worst that I ever had you tried to flex
worst that I ever had you tried to flex big words on us to tell us a story about
big words on us to tell us a story about how you got kicked in your own piss yeah
how you got kicked in your own piss yeah drill start your dick dumb dumbest [ __ ]
drill start your dick dumb dumbest [ __ ] tankers are cool I got kicked in my own
tankers are cool I got kicked in my own piss you're really fighting for it
piss you're really fighting for it speaking of [ __ ] that think they
speaking of [ __ ] that think they know everything Elon Musk making it
know everything Elon Musk making it [ __ ] trending on the internet that
[ __ ] trending on the internet that tanks are Obsolete and dumb is the most
tanks are Obsolete and dumb is the most second most annoying thing on the
second most annoying thing on the internet to me wa when did this happen
internet to me wa when did this happen this was like a year ago but he's like
this was like a year ago but he's like ah tanks are just they're Dom you could
ah tanks are just they're Dom you could take him out with the javelin mle tank
take him out with the javelin mle tank warfare has changed a lot I will tell
warfare has changed a lot I will tell you that like it's changed but they're
you that like it's changed but they're not obsolete they do great Point
not obsolete they do great Point Security they do great open Terrain in
Security they do great open Terrain in an urban environment enough anti-tank
an urban environment enough anti-tank guided missile teams are going to [ __ ]
guided missile teams are going to [ __ ] up a column of armor yes I agree cuz
up a column of armor yes I agree cuz guided missiles have just got way better
guided missiles have just got way better but open terrain you're never going to
but open terrain you're never going to be able [ __ ] but when you talk to these
be able [ __ ] but when you talk to these [ __ ] idiots they're like oh they're
[ __ ] idiots they're like oh they're just going to pull the javelin out of
just going to pull the javelin out of their back pocket like in the video
their back pocket like in the video games it'sing you know how [ __ ] hard
games it'sing you know how [ __ ] hard it is to have the right two dudes that
it is to have the right two dudes that are trained in the right place at the
are trained in the right place at the right time to shoot a [ __ ] quarter of
right time to shoot a [ __ ] quarter of a million do missile how much does
a million do missile how much does javelin weigh they're about
javelin weigh they're about $250,000 million they weigh uh I think
$250,000 million they weigh uh I think with the clue they're right around 70b
with the clue they're right around 70b 75 for reference what's a clue the clue
75 for reference what's a clue the clue uh cuz I don't have one right now the
uh cuz I don't have one right now the computer it's the little thing they look
computer it's the little thing they look through yeah the little AER thing the
through yeah the little AER thing the the iPad that aims it yes pretty much we
the iPad that aims it yes pretty much we wouldn't even take the M8 like the the
wouldn't even take the M8 like the the 50 cal sniper rifle on missions cuz it
50 cal sniper rifle on missions cuz it weighed too much 48 pounds isn't it yeah
weighed too much 48 pounds isn't it yeah we're like n the thing weighs too
we're like n the thing weighs too [ __ ] much to walk out for a mile and
[ __ ] much to walk out for a mile and set up in op we're like man we're good
set up in op we're like man we're good no one's taking out javelins because you
no one's taking out javelins because you cannot just stealthily do that when we
cannot just stealthily do that when we take out a4s one of the first things s
take out a4s one of the first things s Raina would say just remember these are
Raina would say just remember these are lighter if we shoot them so that's how
lighter if we shoot them so that's how we start ambushes always with an at4
we start ambushes always with an at4 well also I feel like that [ __ ] is a good
well also I feel like that [ __ ] is a good way to put people's heads down too yeah
way to put people's heads down too yeah I was well you're not supposed to start
I was well you're not supposed to start the first time I saw well the first time
the first time I saw well the first time I saw one used in combat it was so
I saw one used in combat it was so lackluster because well yeah with a
lackluster because well yeah with a rocket you're doing an open Leaf site
rocket you're doing an open Leaf site with a
with a rocket I mean there's so many people
rocket I mean there's so many people that are disappointed that you don't
that are disappointed that you don't know how to use iron
know how to use iron s we did one out a vehicle
s we did one out a vehicle boom and then it goes and then it's the
boom and then it goes and then it's the house behind the vehicle we're like uhoh
house behind the vehicle we're like uhoh close enough who call out civil Affairs
close enough who call out civil Affairs they'll for it yeah I've been there the
they'll for it yeah I've been there the first time I ever saw one fired though
first time I ever saw one fired though like he hit the wall it was a wall it
like he hit the wall it was a wall it was like I don't know 200 yard away from
was like I don't know 200 yard away from us across this open field hit the wall
us across this open field hit the wall like it was loud as [ __ ] obviously cuz
like it was loud as [ __ ] obviously cuz it's not everyone thinks it's like a
it's not everyone thinks it's like a like the movies like a no it's boom and
like the movies like a no it's boom and then it's flying across the [ __ ] the
then it's flying across the [ __ ] the terrain and then it's boom whenever it
terrain and then it's boom whenever it hits there's there's no swoosh and you
hits there's there's no swoosh and you can't see it move by they're not slow
can't see it move by they're not slow but he fired it it was my squad leader M
but he fired it it was my squad leader M he fired this [ __ ] thing it hit the
he fired this [ __ ] thing it hit the wall and there was like nothing happened
wall and there was like nothing happened like there was a little smoke behind it
like there was a little smoke behind it I was like this is this is [ __ ]
I was like this is this is [ __ ] garbage by the time we bounded up there
garbage by the time we bounded up there I saw that it put a hole like this in
I saw that it put a hole like this in the wall and the wall behind it was
the wall and the wall behind it was [ __ ] gone like that that's what it
[ __ ] gone like that that's what it did like oh that makes perfect [ __ ]
did like oh that makes perfect [ __ ] sense I'm mad Tyler gray isn't here for
sense I'm mad Tyler gray isn't here for you to meet him us us three did a
you to meet him us us three did a podcast with him it's like one of the
podcast with him it's like one of the best podcasts we've ever done he was uh
best podcasts we've ever done he was uh Delta boy Delta and he's like like kind
Delta boy Delta and he's like like kind of being secretive at first and then he
of being secretive at first and then he starts opening up about some [ __ ] and
starts opening up about some [ __ ] and he's like yeah we had these grenades
he's like yeah we had these grenades that would like just collapse a building
that would like just collapse a building on itself I was like that sounds like a
on itself I was like that sounds like a thermal Barrack explosion he's like yeah
thermal Barrack explosion he's like yeah they're like the size of a 2 L it'll
they're like the size of a 2 L it'll just [ __ ] collapse the whole building
just [ __ ] collapse the whole building and CQB at4 and we're like and we all
and CQB at4 and we're like and we all went excuse me I heard about the CQB at4
went excuse me I heard about the CQB at4 that's why
that's why we water charge on the
we water charge on the back and he thought all of us would know
back and he thought all of us would know what that is he's like yeah everyone use
what that is he's like yeah everyone use them like I think I saw that episode or
them like I think I saw that episode or just like that little snippet where
just like that little snippet where you're just like yeah we're just going
you're just like yeah we're just going room clearing with an at4 yeah we use
room clearing with an at4 yeah we use that all the time in normal combat like
that all the time in normal combat like that dude yeah it's like your epidemis
that dude yeah it's like your epidemis on the back of the SM
morgas God damn it you know you want me to start using big missile words I can
to start using big missile words I can start using big missile words I don't
start using big missile words I don't want want to feel stupid and make fun of
want want to feel stupid and make fun of you even more with the [ __ ] plane
you even more with the [ __ ] plane thing likee thing cuz you do all the
thing likee thing cuz you do all the plane videos and [ __ ] how annoy well I
plane videos and [ __ ] how annoy well I guess you don't try to do like the
guess you don't try to do like the history [ __ ] too much plain nerds are
history [ __ ] too much plain nerds are like train bro if you if you say if
like train bro if you if you say if you're like this is an f-18a they're
you're like this is an f-18a they're like no it's not that's an f8a B27 I I
like no it's not that's an f8a B27 I I can tell because there's a dimple on the
can tell because there's a dimple on the back fin yeah it's a block
back fin yeah it's a block 20an yeah it's nuts so like I try to
20an yeah it's nuts so like I try to make jokes about The Growler and I can't
make jokes about The Growler and I can't find a picture of a growler it's a it's
find a picture of a growler it's a it's a F18 that's designed for cyber warfare
a F18 that's designed for cyber warfare and like jamming Radars it's the
and like jamming Radars it's the scariest thing in the air in my book
scariest thing in the air in my book like cuz I stare at those things through
like cuz I stare at those things through radar they're terrifying and uh that
radar they're terrifying and uh that thing I can never find a [ __ ] picture
thing I can never find a [ __ ] picture of it so like I just have an F18 and
of it so like I just have an F18 and every time I make a video with the F18 I
every time I make a video with the F18 I have to be like I know this isn't a
have to be like I know this isn't a Growler but I'm making a growler joke
Growler but I'm making a growler joke like I have to do that because my whole
like I have to do that because my whole comment section is just that's not a
comment section is just that's not a growler like I [ __ ] know and all the
growler like I [ __ ] know and all the Brits right now are laughing at the term
Brits right now are laughing at the term Growler cuz Growler is apparently a
Growler cuz Growler is apparently a euphemism for um a clunge lady part
euphemism for um a clunge lady part yeah AA wound the the worst comments
yeah AA wound the the worst comments though are anytime I do a video on the
though are anytime I do a video on the ac130 or the A10 warthog and I hate it
ac130 or the A10 warthog and I hate it every [ __ ] time without fail B this
every [ __ ] time without fail B this is actually only useful if you have air
is actually only useful if you have air superiority cool we always do name a
superiority cool we always do name a time we haven't [ __ ] face we invented
time we haven't [ __ ] face we invented planes you [ __ ] [ __ ] we invented air
planes you [ __ ] [ __ ] we invented air superiority literally we're just making
superiority literally we're just making a new for it too cuz it was like air
a new for it too cuz it was like air superiority then Air Supremacy now we're
superiority then Air Supremacy now we're on air dominance next one's like air
on air dominance next one's like air omnipotence or some sh [ __ ] stupid
omnipotence or some sh [ __ ] stupid Air Supremacy sounded a
Air Supremacy sounded a little little 20th Special Forces Group
little little 20th Special Forces Group that's what sound like that's not a
that's what sound like that's not a flying the three again what were the
flying the three again what were the three again uh Air Supremacy air or
three again uh Air Supremacy air or excuse me air superiority how the middle
excuse me air superiority how the middle ones like at at I'm that's what I'm
ones like at at I'm that's what I'm saying Air Supremacy air dominance so
saying Air Supremacy air dominance so yeah and then it's going to be air
yeah and then it's going to be air [ __ ] cleansing I don't so going to
[ __ ] cleansing I don't so going to move but we must do the air cleansing
move but we must do the air cleansing now the A10 I don't know who did it the
now the A10 I don't know who did it the A10 gets so much hate from [ __ ]
A10 gets so much hate from [ __ ] internet nerds cuz they're
internet nerds cuz they're like you know the A10 has more Friendly
like you know the A10 has more Friendly Fires than any other plane that's why
Fires than any other plane that's why it's bad it's like also hear me out
it's bad it's like also hear me out maybe maybe go on it also has the most
maybe maybe go on it also has the most Friendly Fires cuz it's the only plane
Friendly Fires cuz it's the only plane that's designed to shoot people on the
that's designed to shoot people on the ground Jesus I wonder the amount of
ground Jesus I wonder the amount of times that people have gone on uh danger
times that people have gone on uh danger close and they're like all
close and they're like all right holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you're dead on
right holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you're dead on keep doing that the guy's legs just hit
keep doing that the guy's legs just hit me from 50 yards away
me from 50 yards away doing that thing we didn't know what
doing that thing we didn't know what those were like I didn't I didn't know
those were like I didn't I didn't know what they were until the first time I
what they were until the first time I literally saw one 400 yard away it hit
literally saw one 400 yard away it hit this and we some jackasses were shooting
this and we some jackasses were shooting at us and we're were just like cool yeah
at us and we're were just like cool yeah we need close there there was open
we need close there there was open terrain and there're just like we need
terrain and there're just like we need to close air support and apparently
to close air support and apparently everything in Kandahar was bored at that
everything in Kandahar was bored at that time so we got 810 kaiw was and an
time so we got 810 kaiw was and an Apache so A10 came through like we got
Apache so A10 came through like we got A10 inbound I was like I don't know what
A10 inbound I was like I don't know what the [ __ ] that is and like I heard the
the [ __ ] that is and like I heard the and the ground you could feel the ground
and the ground you could feel the ground vibrate from 400 yard away I was like
vibrate from 400 yard away I was like what the [ __ ] is that that's depleted
what the [ __ ] is that that's depleted uranium it was [ __ ] and like you see
uranium it was [ __ ] and like you see trees blown in half and buildings
trees blown in half and buildings collaps I was like it was the coolest
collaps I was like it was the coolest [ __ ] man props the bad guys for fighting
[ __ ] man props the bad guys for fighting after that yeah no like they that would
after that yeah no like they that would be absolutely terrifying I like I got to
be absolutely terrifying I like I got to like this the thing I I hate the Taliban
like this the thing I I hate the Taliban but I do admire their fighting spirit
but I do admire their fighting spirit cuz they're out gunned out Tred out
cuz they're out gunned out Tred out equipped like every measurable category
equipped like every measurable category we beat them and they're still like we
we beat them and they're still like we got this right we're [ __ ] ready for
got this right we're [ __ ] ready for it let's do this [ __ ] that's like a
it let's do this [ __ ] that's like a 5-year-old bouncing his forehead off of
5-year-old bouncing his forehead off of a kitchen table too many times like I'm
a kitchen table too many times like I'm proud of him cuz he kept doing it no
proud of him cuz he kept doing it no he's just too
stupid right you're not wrong you said it
right you're not wrong you said it yourself it's the they oh we go to
yourself it's the they oh we go to Pakistan we pick up all these idiots
Pakistan we pick up all these idiots that are poor and stupid and they're
that are poor and stupid and they're like we can handle it and then they're
like we can handle it and then they're like we can still handle
like we can still handle it oh my God yeah that's what the taline
it oh my God yeah that's what the taline is it's a bunch of [ __ ] 5-year-olds
is it's a bunch of [ __ ] 5-year-olds with a bandage on their head because
with a bandage on their head because they they just keep hitting the kitchen
they they just keep hitting the kitchen table and Mommy's too you know dumb put
table and Mommy's too you know dumb put a helmet on it [ __ ] oh no you're doing a
a helmet on it [ __ ] oh no you're doing a great job you're really you're really
great job you're really you're really Brave with all those bruises on your
Brave with all those bruises on your sunken in
sunken in forehead you got a dent in your forehead
forehead you got a dent in your forehead and people aren't calling you dumb
and people aren't calling you dumb they're calling you Brave it's about
they're calling you Brave it's about consistent
consistent where did you play Afghan or Iraq oh
where did you play Afghan or Iraq oh both of mine were in Iraq both of them
both of mine were in Iraq both of them the the it's it's so disappointing cuz I
the the it's it's so disappointing cuz I really wanted to go fight the Taliban
really wanted to go fight the Taliban and it ended up just like creating like
and it ended up just like creating like this sinkhole for Iran to get more
this sinkhole for Iran to get more powerful I mean we we found the first
powerful I mean we we found the first Isis kill house in Iraq in moad like we
Isis kill house in Iraq in moad like we didn't it was Isis we didn't know what
didn't it was Isis we didn't know what that was because it didn't not exist or
that was because it didn't not exist or to us especi we're just like oh it's
to us especi we're just like oh it's just a kill house this is torture
just a kill house this is torture slaughtering people we don't know what
slaughtering people we don't know what this flag means we don't know what this
this flag means we don't know what this most nonchalant way ever of talking
most nonchalant way ever of talking about a kill house yeah this is where
about a kill house yeah this is where all the bodies since we're on Isis let's
all the bodies since we're on Isis let's talk about what happened in Russia was
talk about what happened in Russia was everyone excited or upset about that
everyone excited or upset about that like let's gauge the room a little bit
like let's gauge the room a little bit well so fast forward we pushed like
well so fast forward we pushed like loved that they cut off that dude's ear
loved that they cut off that dude's ear and fed it to
and fed it to him unpop unpopular opinion you go after
him unpop unpopular opinion you go after civilians like that love to see it good
civilians like that love to see it good really set the standard you know how to
really set the standard you know how to make people not do that again exactly
make people not do that again exactly russi's done and I know I know hey we're
russi's done and I know I know hey we're America we're better than that we can't
America we're better than that we can't be torturing people you know whatever
be torturing people you know whatever but at the same time you know you put
but at the same time you know you put that [ __ ] up on YouTube and everybody in
that [ __ ] up on YouTube and everybody in the Russian government's like yes we
the Russian government's like yes we could have your ear if you try to kill
could have your ear if you try to kill our people why do we should show this
our people why do we should show this yes and just like you just showed a guy
yes and just like you just showed a guy get his ear cut off and people eating
get his ear cut off and people eating him they're like please don't go and
him they're like please don't go and kill civilians meet us face on okay you
kill civilians meet us face on okay you know Ukraine we do not like uh you know
know Ukraine we do not like uh you know but they do not kill civilians so we
but they do not kill civilians so we don't cut off their we do them I feel
don't cut off their we do them I feel like the whole world watched that was
like the whole world watched that was just like I they they deserve it but
just like I they they deserve it but [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] I don't know how to
[ __ ] I don't [ __ ] I don't know how to feel right now like beating up the guy
feel right now like beating up the guy that smacked your sister you're like all
that smacked your sister you're like all right you know he doesn't like he earned
right you know he doesn't like he earned it yeah he earned every bit of that
it yeah he earned every bit of that they're not going to do it in a while no
they're not going to do it in a while no one's going to be like ah oh can we talk
one's going to be like ah oh can we talk about I saw the video of them like
about I saw the video of them like walking through the mall and firing and
walking through the mall and firing and one of the guys AKs immediately he was
one of the guys AKs immediately he was firing fire
firing fire shooting all over the place yeah it it's
shooting all over the place yeah it it's dirty ammo so if you're shooting a lot
dirty ammo so if you're shooting a lot of Russian ammo Wolf ammo or anything
of Russian ammo Wolf ammo or anything like that especially how they build it
like that especially how they build it when you have steel casings extremely
when you have steel casings extremely dirty and it will shoot God Fireballs
dirty and it will shoot God Fireballs because of how they make their rounds
because of how they make their rounds cheap shitty [ __ ] just having Fireball
cheap shitty [ __ ] just having Fireball I'm talking about Fireballs I'm talking
I'm talking about Fireballs I'm talking about Sparks that shot out like dragons
about Sparks that shot out like dragons barel it look like Dragon shot yeah you
barel it look like Dragon shot yeah you can find them no that's what I mean like
can find them no that's what I mean like ammo if you do that it's like it's just
ammo if you do that it's like it's just like it's becoming basically frangible
like it's becoming basically frangible in the barrel and it's just it's like
in the barrel and it's just it's like burning out and like shooting specs he
burning out and like shooting specs he was firing into a crowd of like 10
was firing into a crowd of like 10 people huddled in a corner and none of
people huddled in a corner and none of them were none of them were going down
them were none of them were going down they were still moving being like Oh God
they were still moving being like Oh God which is terrifying shredded the rounds
which is terrifying shredded the rounds or I think so yeah that's [ __ ] nuts
or I think so yeah that's [ __ ] nuts man they probably had like a samurai T
man they probably had like a samurai T you know two samurai swords in the
you know two samurai swords in the barrel and cut it in half they're like
barrel and cut it in half they're like it's going to make it four bullets man
it's going to make it four bullets man it's going to make four bullets I saw
it's going to make four bullets I saw the US do it with the missile so it
the US do it with the missile so it could work for us oh my God unpopular
could work for us oh my God unpopular opinion about [ __ ] I'm just real
opinion about [ __ ] I'm just real quick because we we talked about this
quick because we we talked about this I've been sitting on it no no no no you
I've been sitting on it no no no no you sitting on your [ __ ] yes absolutely
sitting on your [ __ ] yes absolutely talking about the um the Japanese right
talking about the um the Japanese right so there's just like one story I think
so there's just like one story I think there's a couple of them but one sticks
there's a couple of them but one sticks out in my mind and there was this
out in my mind and there was this Japanese soldier that was on an island
Japanese soldier that was on an island and he stayed there forever and they
and he stayed there forever and they found him like 20 years later and he was
found him like 20 years later and he was like in a tattered uniform and they were
like in a tattered uniform and they were like we're so proud of you you stood
like we're so proud of you you stood your ground you like you a piece of [ __ ]
your ground you like you a piece of [ __ ] Japanese soldier that's that cool you
Japanese soldier that's that cool you were out there killing all these like
were out there killing all these like innocent people in China that's not a
innocent people in China that's not a dude to be celebrated the Philippines
dude to be celebrated the Philippines his name was I think it was hero OT was
his name was I think it was hero OT was his name yeah
his name yeah he killed like 29 or 30 innocent
he killed like 29 or 30 innocent Filipino civilians over the time that
Filipino civilians over the time that heie [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] they this dude
heie [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] they this dude was so loyal to the cause because they
was so loyal to the cause because they were like hey only your commander can
were like hey only your commander can come and say it's over everything they
come and say it's over everything they had his wife's they thought the
had his wife's they thought the commander turned he did and then um his
commander turned he did and then um his own wife came out his wife and his
own wife came out his wife and his brother flew to the Philippines and
brother flew to the Philippines and we're like out in the woods with
we're like out in the woods with megaphones he's like not buying it
megaphones he's like not buying it please don't kill it any more innocent
please don't kill it any more innocent civilians it's been a 40
civilians it's been a 40 years they are L [ __ ] I know this Tri
years they are L [ __ ] I know this Tri speaking of [ __ ] it's my favorite
speaking of [ __ ] it's my favorite quote ever don't Donald Trump don't
quote ever don't Donald Trump don't trust the China China
trust the China China [ __ ] my favorite thing ever oh my God
[ __ ] my favorite thing ever oh my God every time that you talk about communism
every time that you talk about communism I always I always think of is [ __ ]
I always I always think of is [ __ ] it's the best that man that man lives in
it's the best that man that man lives in my brain rent free oh good there it is
my brain rent free oh good there it is uh should be the unburnt powder firing
uh should be the unburnt powder firing up as it's leaving the barrel that is
up as it's leaving the barrel that is why the Sparks are bigger on trap trash
why the Sparks are bigger on trap trash cheap ammo speaking of Communism did you
cheap ammo speaking of Communism did you see my new shirt that's in my merch
see my new shirt that's in my merch store no I have a shirt in my merch
store no I have a shirt in my merch store that says ihe heart
communism oh yeah go go on how much is that shirt it cost
that shirt it cost $999.99 and it only comes in size small
$999.99 and it only comes in size small why does it only come in small because
why does it only come in small because they
they hungry I hope someone might that [ __ ]
hungry I hope someone might that [ __ ] shirt I wish that I could make a shirt
shirt I wish that I could make a shirt uh with uh sh graa in it yes that's
uh with uh sh graa in it yes that's exactly it that's exactly what it looked
exactly it that's exactly what it looked like when they were were shooting into
like when they were were shooting into the people burn powder igniting with
the people burn powder igniting with Shay graa and just and have just have it
Shay graa and just and have just have it laced with like dumb sayings about how
laced with like dumb sayings about how socialism is horrible I dude I remember
socialism is horrible I dude I remember being in high school and seeing people
being in high school and seeing people wear shave graa shirts I was like you
wear shave graa shirts I was like you know that guy killed gays like he just
know that guy killed gays like he just lined them up he thought they were some
lined them up he thought they were some human that's the funny thing it's like
human that's the funny thing it's like stupid high school kids are like I'd
stupid high school kids are like I'd like to not have to work for a living
like to not have to work for a living this shirt's cool and it's like you
this shirt's cool and it's like you would actually [ __ ] hate that guy
would actually [ __ ] hate that guy like he's not a good dude at all it's
like he's not a good dude at all it's not even close it's [ __ ] insane to me
not even close it's [ __ ] insane to me no that's why I mean look at any new
no that's why I mean look at any new wave it's like as you say communism Leon
wave it's like as you say communism Leon can you grab me a white claw hey it's a
can you grab me a white claw hey it's a boy Leon just came in Leon did you want
boy Leon just came in Leon did you want to come say hi while habitual light
to come say hi while habitual light Crosser takes a [ __ ] it's our boy a
Crosser takes a [ __ ] it's our boy a beautiful boy this is our friend Mr Leon
beautiful boy this is our friend Mr Leon Lush say hello good to see you guys how
Lush say hello good to see you guys how you doing I do have an Uber outside
you doing I do have an Uber outside waiting so I'm just going to
waiting so I'm just going to you've got you literally have some white
you've got you literally have some white on the side of your face is it oh yeah
on the side of your face is it oh yeah well I I usually brush my eyes with
well I I usually brush my eyes with toothpaste so you a little bit here this
toothpaste so you a little bit here this guy night of drinking like he can you
guy night of drinking like he can you hear my voice right now Clos the bar
hear my voice right now Clos the bar down with me you're my age so you're
down with me you're my age so you're hurting right now oh yeah I had my
hurting right now oh yeah I had my coffee I'm hanging in there but he said
coffee I'm hanging in there but he said the shittiest thing to me yesterday he's
the shittiest thing to me yesterday he's like cuz I'm from you know Buffalo New
like cuz I'm from you know Buffalo New York and he's from Boston and he's just
York and he's from Boston and he's just like yeah man you know what it's like
like yeah man you know what it's like you know we're we're both we're from New
you know we're we're both we're from New England and I was like don't you ever
England and I was like don't you ever ever [ __ ] say that I'm not from New
ever [ __ ] say that I'm not from New Hampshire or Vermont I didn't know it
Hampshire or Vermont I didn't know it was like when donut introduced meat
was like when donut introduced meat Canyon before me I was like I was like
Canyon before me I was like I was like dude that's the shittiest thing I've
dude that's the shittiest thing I've ever heard anybody say I'm so mad but
ever heard anybody say I'm so mad but it's so funny that's so funny I'm upset
it's so funny that's so funny I'm upset that I didn't think of it I'm mad that
that I didn't think of it I'm mad that you said it I'm happy that it's
you said it I'm happy that it's hysterical there was so many emotions
hysterical there was so many emotions yes we're forever fellow new englanders
yes we're forever fellow new englanders now I ha I hate you so much I love you
now I ha I hate you so much I love you guys love the best
guys love the best don't
don't gross fly sa buddy yeah I hope you're
gross fly sa buddy yeah I hope you're not flying in a
not flying in a Boeing
Boeing 747 beautiful he didn't even give me a
747 beautiful he didn't even give me a white claw what a piece of [ __ ] I got
white claw what a piece of [ __ ] I got you we got a dial it back they Caucasian
you we got a dial it back they Caucasian claws oh Caucasian you
claws oh Caucasian you whoa where where did the term Caucasian
whoa where where did the term Caucasian come from I know caucus the caucus
come from I know caucus the caucus caucus tell me more well I mean it's in
caucus tell me more well I mean it's in the Asian area so [ __ ] and Asian
the Asian area so [ __ ] and Asian [Music]
[Music] yeah it also means uh tiny white wiener
yeah it also means uh tiny white wiener yeah I was like speaking of that's okay
yeah I was like speaking of that's okay what's some big what your gu what what's
what's some big what your gu what what's some big content you guys actually have
some big content you guys actually have coming up uh coming up I I don't want to
coming up uh coming up I I don't want to give away any any uh any secrets here
give away any any uh any secrets here but I am working on people have asked
but I am working on people have asked for my characters to be more long form
for my characters to be more long form move them around more have them inter
move them around more have them inter interact with each other more I'm I'm
interact with each other more I'm I'm working on that but I don't want to give
working on that but I don't want to give more than that so that's what I got long
more than that so that's what I got long form content I'm I'm going to be
form content I'm I'm going to be actually trying to create some some
actually trying to create some some types of EP episodes with my my
types of EP episodes with my my characters and [ __ ] yeah stories I mean
characters and [ __ ] yeah stories I mean I'm I'm shooting for 10 minutes that's
I'm I'm shooting for 10 minutes that's my goal is around 10 minutes long so
my goal is around 10 minutes long so we'll see what I get out of it it's that
we'll see what I get out of it it's that good money 10 minutes is that good money
good money 10 minutes is that good money P yeah we'll see be doing good Rich what
P yeah we'll see be doing good Rich what are you working
are you working on Jesus Christ this video has taken me
on Jesus Christ this video has taken me two months to make it's 40 minutes long
two months to make it's 40 minutes long it's posting today so it'll be out
it's posting today so it'll be out already so you'll be able to see
already so you'll be able to see it there is a group of men that go out
it there is a group of men that go out and do fake basic trainings oh my God
and do fake basic trainings oh my God I'm not done oh I know where this is
I'm not done oh I know where this is going and I am labored breath the the
going and I am labored breath the the video starts off with me talking about a
video starts off with me talking about a couple different groups that do it and
couple different groups that do it and then it focuses on i' say the last twoth
then it focuses on i' say the last twoth thirds on this group called MDK murder
thirds on this group called MDK murder death kill uh that's the modern day
death kill uh that's the modern day night project oh my God murder death
night project oh my God murder death Kill by the way that's great reference
Kill by the way that's great reference oh my God and there is a specific inst
oh my God and there is a specific inst instructor in it named Steven and stepen
instructor in it named Steven and stepen uh was a marine from like 1996 to 2001
uh was a marine from like 1996 to 2001 and screams at people and treats them
and screams at people and treats them like [ __ ] and goes off the Rockers and
like [ __ ] and goes off the Rockers and Stephen if you're watching uh you're
Stephen if you're watching uh you're upset because you never stayed in the
upset because you never stayed in the military to fight alongside your friends
military to fight alongside your friends after 9/11 happened you coward also [ __ ]
after 9/11 happened you coward also [ __ ] you Neil to Grass Tyson yeah so I
you Neil to Grass Tyson yeah so I dislike him cuz he's a jizz and all
dislike him cuz he's a jizz and all these people are grifting off of the
these people are grifting off of the military experience
military experience and I'll give you a specific example of
and I'll give you a specific example of why their jiz is griffing off the
why their jiz is griffing off the military experience is they have a bell
military experience is they have a bell like Navy Seals like in Buds and they
like Navy Seals like in Buds and they have stamped on it US Navy and the the
have stamped on it US Navy and the the turds that pay
turds that pay $18,000 to get yelled at for three days
$18,000 to get yelled at for three days by these idiots will ring the bell when
by these idiots will ring the bell when they quit just like the Navy
they quit just like the Navy Seals and they're all pieces of [ __ ] and
Seals and they're all pieces of [ __ ] and I dislike them this is [ __ ] Bonkers I
I dislike them this is [ __ ] Bonkers I so I I know exactly where talking about
so I I know exactly where talking about cuz they started popping up on my
cuz they started popping up on my [ __ ] 18 Grand and I I looked it up
[ __ ] 18 Grand and I I looked it up and I was like and I scroll through the
and I was like and I scroll through the comments and most of them are like
comments and most of them are like reasonable like us like dude just enlist
reasonable like us like dude just enlist like it's if you want to get yelled at
like it's if you want to get yelled at by another dude just [ __ ] you get
by another dude just [ __ ] you get paid to do that literally get paid to do
paid to do that literally get paid to do it and uh most of them are like that but
it and uh most of them are like that but every once in a while you get someone
every once in a while you get someone who obviously paid and like went through
who obviously paid and like went through the whole process cuz they're like
the whole process cuz they're like welcome to the club brothers and like
welcome to the club brothers and like you're a part of a A Higher Learning and
you're a part of a A Higher Learning and I was just like this is the greatest
I was just like this is the greatest scam I've ever seen my wife she was
scam I've ever seen my wife she was talking to me about she's like it's
talking to me about she's like it's perfect because if they succeed it's
perfect because if they succeed it's because the program made them succeed
because the program made them succeed but if they fail it's because they
but if they fail it's because they weren't ready to make the [ __ ] change
weren't ready to make the [ __ ] change and which is the up thing because the
and which is the up thing because the program is supposed to make you better
program is supposed to make you better not force you to fail it's a grip sorry
not force you to fail it's a grip sorry I'm so I just like you've been working
I'm so I just like you've been working on it for two months and you are so
on it for two months and you are so [ __ ] stok it's 45 minutes long and I
[ __ ] stok it's 45 minutes long and I I don't I I mean I don't I hold back a
I don't I I mean I don't I hold back a little bit I make sure to say things
little bit I make sure to say things appropriately because I don't want to
appropriately because I don't want to get like get some cease and assist order
get like get some cease and assist order from these [ __ ] but oh unfortunately
from these [ __ ] but oh unfortunately there are some high uh the guy that runs
there are some high uh the guy that runs MDK the owner also has different
MDK the owner also has different offshoots some of the offshoots are
offshoots some of the offshoots are legitimate and they like they teach
legitimate and they like they teach people like skills you pay like 10 grand
people like skills you pay like 10 grand for I think he's a and
for I think he's a and unfortunately some of his offshoots have
unfortunately some of his offshoots have outstanding veterans in them because I
outstanding veterans in them because I don't think they're aware of how much of
don't think they're aware of how much of a and a grifter this guy is
a and a grifter this guy is unfortunately one of the offshoot
unfortunately one of the offshoot businesses from this the the owner of
businesses from this the the owner of this Jizzy
this Jizzy MDK has a good training regiment thing
MDK has a good training regiment thing I'll say good I don't really know
I'll say good I don't really know everything about it but it it seems to
everything about it but it it seems to be a more pay to learn skills not to get
be a more pay to learn skills not to get the [ __ ] kicked out of you and Tim
the [ __ ] kicked out of you and Tim Kennedy teaches firearms training in it
Kennedy teaches firearms training in it oh yeah so that seemed okay the training
oh yeah so that seemed okay the training seemed good worthwhile for the money
seemed good worthwhile for the money you're having special operators crazy
you're having special operators crazy skilled dudes teach you for a
skilled dudes teach you for a substantial amount of money how they
substantial amount of money how they work and do the things and hey hey if
work and do the things and hey hey if you're going to pay I don't know how
you're going to pay I don't know how much money it was for that school and
much money it was for that school and you're going to have the crem TOA Creme
you're going to have the crem TOA Creme of people that have been involved in it
of people that have been involved in it I can understand that purchase you're
I can understand that purchase you're learning you're actually you're learning
learning you're actually you're learning from the best and you've got money to
from the best and you've got money to spend cuz you're [ __ ] loaded hey
spend cuz you're [ __ ] loaded hey that's cool I if I could have enough
that's cool I if I could have enough money to have Chuck Norris teach me
money to have Chuck Norris teach me karate I'd [ __ ] do it right basically
karate I'd [ __ ] do it right basically the same thing especially with that hat
the same thing especially with that hat right that's his only rule these colors
right that's his only rule these colors don't run and but what I what I I want
don't run and but what I what I I want those veterans and people to see is that
those veterans and people to see is that the owner that owns both of those two
the owner that owns both of those two things is such a piece of [ __ ] that you
things is such a piece of [ __ ] that you should just [ __ ] stay away from him
should just [ __ ] stay away from him cuz all he cares about is the money in
cuz all he cares about is the money in the bottom line which is a business I
the bottom line which is a business I understand but you're willing to
understand but you're willing to sacrifice the veteran space for it and
sacrifice the veteran space for it and then the veterans that are there and
then the veterans that are there and stay there Stephen you bald piece of
stay there Stephen you bald piece of [ __ ] are grifters and they know they can
[ __ ] are grifters and they know they can they can just [ __ ] off they can
they can just [ __ ] off they can absolutely [ __ ] off they turds you your
absolutely [ __ ] off they turds you your veteran status has been revoked it's
veteran status has been revoked it's like John Wick you're no longer consec
like John Wick you're no longer consec cre of grounds and he's the one deploy
cre of grounds and he's the one deploy right what's that one of them didn't do
right what's that one of them didn't do he got out the guy Steve specifically in
he got out the guy Steve specifically in his bio says uh he was a marine from
his bio says uh he was a marine from 2000 1996 to like 2001 and he's like and
2000 1996 to like 2001 and he's like and he's the psychopath that has absolutely
he's the psychopath that has absolutely no control over himself doesn't know
no control over himself doesn't know what he's doing doesn't know how to lead
what he's doing doesn't know how to lead doesn't know what any what what he's
doesn't know what any what what he's doing all he knows he's like oh my job
doing all he knows he's like oh my job is to make you [ __ ] suffer like I'm
is to make you [ __ ] suffer like I'm sick of Fant and he and guess what you
sick of Fant and he and guess what you left in 2001 won you left when you could
left in 2001 won you left when you could have stayed in and fought alongside your
have stayed in and fought alongside your brothers in Afghanistan against the
brothers in Afghanistan against the Taliban but no no you didn't you're a
Taliban but no no you didn't you're a coward and now instead of being with
coward and now instead of being with your Bros and being like you know we
your Bros and being like you know we went through battle together it was it
went through battle together it was it was real and we fought the Taliban that
was real and we fought the Taliban that attacked us you yell at overpaid
attacked us you yell at overpaid teenagers and grown ass men and pretend
teenagers and grown ass men and pretend like you're hard suck my dick go run a
like you're hard suck my dick go run a marathon I don't give a if you're
marathon I don't give a if you're shredded and 58 years old on trt up your
shredded and 58 years old on trt up your ass
ass you're a turd you're aing turd bro I
you're a turd you're aing turd bro I went to their website cuz after after
went to their website cuz after after enough I was like how do they convince
enough I was like how do they convince these idiots to do this so I clicked on
these idiots to do this so I clicked on their website and I want to say about 70
their website and I want to say about 70 times on one page it said flip the
times on one page it said flip the switch did you see that too it's like
switch did you see that too it's like when you're ready to flip the switch
when you're ready to flip the switch come join us and be the elite so you can
come join us and be the elite so you can flip the switch and then you're going to
flip the switch and then you're going to flip the switch I was like bro it
flip the switch I was like bro it literally says flip the switch on their
literally says flip the switch on their website like 70 [ __ ] times if you
website like 70 [ __ ] times if you have to I seen one video and I always
have to I seen one video and I always say it like this if you have to yell and
say it like this if you have to yell and say you are the leader you're you're not
say you are the leader you're you're not the leader up top that is that is I'm
the leader up top that is that is I'm charge no guys you say that a you have
charge no guys you say that a you have zero respect and you are [ __ ] I'm
zero respect and you are [ __ ] I'm literally waiting for the thumbnail to
literally waiting for the thumbnail to come out so then I can post it
come out so then I can post it today oh dude I'm excited I know what
today oh dude I'm excited I know what I'm watching on my oh I know everyone's
I'm watching on my oh I know everyone's like okay you're going to download that
like okay you're going to download that what time's it come out Rich dude like
what time's it come out Rich dude like the second this is dead I'm so hot I'm
the second this is dead I'm so hot I'm hot right now
if you watch my video and you see the stupid [ __ ] this bald ass [ __ ] Steve
stupid [ __ ] this bald ass [ __ ] Steve does you're you're just like you you're
does you're you're just like you you're you're a raging dick without a hole to
you're a raging dick without a hole to go into and that's all you are and then
go into and that's all you are and then the biggest thing that pisses me off is
the biggest thing that pisses me off is just it's just it just pisses me off so
just it's just it just pisses me off so much it's like I'm a big trunk strange
much it's like I'm a big trunk strange man I just comp youing left before 911
man I just comp youing left before 911 and didn't come back [ __ ] you [ __ ]
and didn't come back [ __ ] you [ __ ] you God you're going to be angry cops in
you God you're going to be angry cops in this video no I'm pretty I have to I
this video no I'm pretty I have to I have to stay even killed until the end
have to stay even killed until the end and then the end I say words the end I
and then the end I say words the end I say some words we got the round brown
say some words we got the round brown back out and everything no no no it's
back out and everything no no no it's it's like 45 minutes I couldn't do the I
it's like 45 minutes I couldn't do the I mean I could scream for 45 minutes
mean I could scream for 45 minutes that's really not that hard but uh no no
that's really not that hard but uh no no I did like a breakdown because I didn't
I did like a breakdown because I didn't want people thinking that I was one of
want people thinking that I was one of these [ __ ] screaming because I can't
these [ __ ] screaming because I can't control
control myself I had to do a breakdown of it and
myself I had to do a breakdown of it and be like here you go here you go this
be like here you go here you go this guy's got a valid you know social media
guy's got a valid you know social media following this guy doesn't this guy's a
following this guy doesn't this guy's a piece of [ __ ] this guy buys his
piece of [ __ ] this guy buys his followers these people are paying this
followers these people are paying this much I'm so glad I finally met rich in
much I'm so glad I finally met rich in person you you know years well was it
person you you know years well was it two years ago we roasted each other we
two years ago we roasted each other we had a little roast battle and then Tik
had a little roast battle and then Tik Tok took everything [ __ ] down oh yeah
Tok took everything [ __ ] down oh yeah it was it was it was gloves on it was
it was it was it was gloves on it was pretty it was pretty kid nice people
pretty it was pretty kid nice people yeah people reported our [ __ ] for
yeah people reported our [ __ ] for bullying yeah I roasted him TI's garbage
bullying yeah I roasted him TI's garbage [ __ ] trash so I roasted him he
[ __ ] trash so I roasted him he roasted me it was a good time and I hope
roasted me it was a good time and I hope Tik Tok gets banned oh yeah it was
Tik Tok gets banned oh yeah it was almost there good I'm I'm now more than
almost there good I'm I'm now more than you on Tik Tok I have 1.4 million I
you on Tik Tok I have 1.4 million I really hope it gets banned now I didn't
really hope it gets banned now I didn't know that but I super hope it gets
know that but I super hope it gets banned
banned [ __ ] you
[ __ ] you hlc like this ends it do you even post
hlc like this ends it do you even post on Tik Tok I'm still mad about these
on Tik Tok I'm still mad about these idiots and fake basic training I can't
idiots and fake basic training I can't not focus I I can't this is your tism
not focus I I can't this is your tism when you get mad at something it's so
when you get mad at something it's so stupid it's so stupid they're taking
stupid it's so stupid they're taking advantage of idiots oh I could not that
advantage of idiots oh I could not that is one thing I've never understood is
is one thing I've never understood is the idea of paying for leadership course
the idea of paying for leadership course to that degree if it's like Elon Musk
to that degree if it's like Elon Musk I'm like okay hboy wants he's going to
I'm like okay hboy wants he's going to teach me business for 3 days I'm paying
teach me business for 3 days I'm paying 18 Grand however much I'm like he knows
18 Grand however much I'm like he knows his [ __ ] obviously he knows his [ __ ] I'm
his [ __ ] obviously he knows his [ __ ] I'm going to learn something if homeboy
going to learn something if homeboy starts yelling at me
starts yelling at me like I do not like like I get it I get
like I do not like like I get it I get in the video I say I get it it's people
in the video I say I get it it's people that weren't in that want the veteran
that weren't in that want the veteran status right what does the veteran
status right what does the veteran status mean it means this right we all
status mean it means this right we all deployed we all get each other we all we
deployed we all get each other we all we all understand the difficults we went
all understand the difficults we went through even though they might have been
through even though they might have been different there's there's a Brotherhood
different there's there's a Brotherhood back each other up there's government
back each other up there's government and non-government organizations that
and non-government organizations that want to help us because of the things
want to help us because of the things that we went through there is there it's
that we went through there is there it's it's um it's one of those things it's
it's um it's one of those things it's trauma bonding right that's it's trauma
trauma bonding right that's it's trauma bonding so they're and also this sounds
bonding so they're and also this sounds really lame and I I I I cringe at saying
really lame and I I I I cringe at saying it we're like the warrior class of the
it we're like the warrior class of the United States because we've all been
United States because we've all been deployed
uh we signed our name on the like to do it I'm only 29 [ __ ] all of
you sh [ __ ] on you made me me happy brought me back to happiness good
happy brought me back to happiness good now yeah yeah I'm okay man don't worry
now yeah yeah I'm okay man don't worry in a minute we're going to bring up that
in a minute we're going to bring up that Marine that embezzled all that money and
Marine that embezzled all that money and had a fake Purple Heart those guys are
had a fake Purple Heart those guys are those guys are
those guys are LM can you imagine just like sitting
LM can you imagine just like sitting around like a table with a bunch of Bros
around like a table with a bunch of Bros and they're like what if we did like
and they're like what if we did like basic trading and they're like we should
basic trading and they're like we should have a bell like the like the uh like
have a bell like the like the uh like the seals to like oh [ __ ] it that's they
the seals to like oh [ __ ] it that's they have a wall of tomahawks what's up with
have a wall of tomahawks what's up with that did you see the wall of tomahawks
that did you see the wall of tomahawks they have was that for graduating
they have was that for graduating tomahawks are cool oh oh here we
tomahawks are cool oh oh here we go I hate I my unit was the tomahawks
go I hate I my unit was the tomahawks got so much now they call us tommies
got so much now they call us tommies tomies somebody died in their training
tomies somebody died in their training they killed a dude see that's what I
they killed a dude see that's what I thought it was somebody died right
thought it was somebody died right somebody died and they're still doing
somebody died and they're still doing they're still going on so $18,000 for
they're still going on so $18,000 for like a dude and there's like 20 dudes in
like a dude and there's like 20 dudes in each class if not more and you couldn't
each class if not more and you couldn't have like a medical personnel there to
have like a medical personnel there to like assist him that's that's
like assist him that's that's unfortunate they're getting sued
unfortunate they're getting sued currently wait they didn't have medical
currently wait they didn't have medical I don't know if they did or didn't they
I don't know if they did or didn't they don't show anybody with even a [ __ ]
don't show anybody with even a [ __ ] Med pouch right well even well even then
Med pouch right well even well even then in the video I talk about like as a
in the video I talk about like as a drill sergeant like these want to be
drill sergeant like these want to be drill sergeant screaming at people like
drill sergeant screaming at people like even as a drill sergeant we go through
even as a drill sergeant we go through like medical training to make sure we
like medical training to make sure we can identify what's going on with
can identify what's going on with somebody like rabo oh yeah rabo and
somebody like rabo oh yeah rabo and extreme if you don't know what rabo it
extreme if you don't know what rabo it is extremely deadly it is the
is extremely deadly it is the overexertion of muscles your proteins
overexertion of muscles your proteins can't break down so then uh your kidneys
can't break down so then uh your kidneys struggle and that's why you pee out
struggle and that's why you pee out blood or really dark urine and then your
blood or really dark urine and then your body just shuts down and your body
body just shuts down and your body starts like eating away your MUSC my
starts like eating away your MUSC my lieutenant had it failure [ __ ]
lieutenant had it failure [ __ ] terrible for you and it it's extremely
terrible for you and it it's extremely hard to get to that point we didn't see
hard to get to that point we didn't see much of it military was the only time
much of it military was the only time you really seen it until CrossFit came
you really seen it until CrossFit came out then we seen a huge surge of rabdo
out then we seen a huge surge of rabdo with Crossfit because it was like oh
with Crossfit because it was like oh don't worry about this we'll just
don't worry about this we'll just [ __ ] you push through it you push
[ __ ] you push through it you push through fun yeah then you over exert
through fun yeah then you over exert yourself even if you're already
yourself even if you're already physically fit you can overexert
physically fit you can overexert yourself to an extreme and then you can
yourself to an extreme and then you can dude some people get rabos so [ __ ]
dude some people get rabos so [ __ ] easy I had one dude um I I did one
easy I had one dude um I I did one workout session this is personal
workout session this is personal training you I was [ __ ] locked in
training you I was [ __ ] locked in he's like I don't work out I was like
he's like I don't work out I was like okay this will be easy I had him
okay this will be easy I had him do 10 or 10 body squats up and down four
do 10 or 10 body squats up and down four times there's like four sets of that
times there's like four sets of that we'll do some push-ups we'll do light
we'll do some push-ups we'll do light jump rope I was easing him into workout
jump rope I was easing him into workout and I was like okay here is just uh and
and I was like okay here is just uh and then diet
then diet I got a call from him I was like he's
I got a call from him I was like he's like man I I can't move I was like man
like man I I can't move I was like man we did a really light day he's like
we did a really light day he's like should my pee look like this I was like
should my pee look like this I was like uh send a picture send it I was like oh
uh send a picture send it I was like oh bro you got rabbed though what the [ __ ]
bro you got rabbed though what the [ __ ] you barely did anything and I had him go
you barely did anything and I had him go to the ER and then they loaded him up
to the ER and then they loaded him up with uh IVs and everything and they were
with uh IVs and everything and they were like oh that was actually really close
like oh that was actually really close to kidney failure that's how bad rabo is
to kidney failure that's how bad rabo is you will [ __ ] die like you can come
you will [ __ ] die like you can come back and be okay but there are some
back and be okay but there are some points where you cannot and then your
points where you cannot and then your body's like changed forever and now you
body's like changed forever and now you can do like the minimal physical
can do like the minimal physical activity cuz your body will just break
activity cuz your body will just break down you're like just tear itself down
down you're like just tear itself down [ __ ] nuts and they're just pushing
[ __ ] nuts and they're just pushing people into that where I didn't know
people into that where I didn't know someone died from someone passed away
someone died from someone passed away and there's a suit going against them
and there's a suit going against them and
and Steve and Steve Steve is named in it
Steve and Steve Steve is named in it Steve is named in it and I have a nice
Steve is named in it and I have a nice little cut of Steve like being super
little cut of Steve like being super upset and being like my job is to kill
upset and being like my job is to kill you well you succeeded
you well you succeeded Steve you [ __ ] did it you did it you
Steve you [ __ ] did it you did it you could you couldn't do it to a [ __ ]
could you couldn't do it to a [ __ ] Afghan in the Taliban but you did it to
Afghan in the Taliban but you did it to somebody in the United States United
somebody in the United States United States citizen good job what if you
States citizen good job what if you don't if you don't need a veteran like
don't if you don't need a veteran like none of us judge if you've not joined
none of us judge if you've not joined the military like I give a [ __ ] if you
the military like I give a [ __ ] if you don't deploy I don't give a shout I
don't deploy I don't give a shout I usually say you're one of the Smart Ones
usually say you're one of the Smart Ones my dumbass didn't have a choice I was
my dumbass didn't have a choice I was like B I have a GED B I'm pooring
like B I have a GED B I'm pooring Mexican I can shoot guns war I got
Mexican I can shoot guns war I got $1,800 a month like it's a very bad
$1,800 a month like it's a very bad paycheck it was an experience that I
paycheck it was an experience that I want it wish on anyone and then I got
want it wish on anyone and then I got back I'm like okay huh now I tell
back I'm like okay huh now I tell everyone don't do that or join the Air
everyone don't do that or join the Air Force like be smart do that you're just
Force like be smart do that you're just sitting in your car I've never I'm not
sitting in your car I've never I'm not once in my [ __ ] life to be like if
once in my [ __ ] life to be like if you haven't joined the military yet you
you haven't joined the military yet you know what you can do pay 10 grand do a
know what you can do pay 10 grand do a 5-day course oh my God to get smoked out
5-day course oh my God to get smoked out and you will be such a leader after that
and you will be such a leader after that [ __ ] no never in my [ __ ] life would I
[ __ ] no never in my [ __ ] life would I say that to anyone one of them got a
say that to anyone one of them got a tattoo on his arm arm it's it's like a
tattoo on his arm arm it's it's like a whole upper sleeve and it's his
whole upper sleeve and it's his graduating class of like six or seven
graduating class of like six or seven guys like running through the sand
guys like running through the sand holding like their class flag it looks
holding like their class flag it looks like a [ __ ] seal tattoo like a buds
like a [ __ ] seal tattoo like a buds Class Tattoo I'm telling you that guy's
Class Tattoo I'm telling you that guy's going to get his ass kicked if he goes
going to get his ass kicked if he goes into the right Club in Sand Diego he's
into the right Club in Sand Diego he's going to be like what are you what class
going to be like what are you what class were you in like oh I was in this class
were you in like oh I was in this class buds you were in class 002 for buds
buds you were in class 002 for buds that's like in the' 60s no no not buds
that's like in the' 60s no no not buds man it was kind of like buds we had to
man it was kind of like buds we had to ring a bell we had to ring a bell pretty
ring a bell we had to ring a bell pretty much the same thing we had this Marine
much the same thing we had this Marine that got out and cowed before you know
that got out and cowed before you know you know 911 his one right now he's
you know 911 his one right now he's watching this episode like [ __ ] it's the
watching this episode like [ __ ] it's the cringiest [ __ ] ever it looks like a
cringiest [ __ ] ever it looks like a really good tattoo but it's just like
really good tattoo but it's just like it's like getting a really beautiful
it's like getting a really beautiful tattoo of yourself getting
tattoo of yourself getting pegged like like
like [ __ ] Christ that's the cat right there that's
Christ that's the cat right there that's I think we I think we can end it on that
I think we I think we can end it on that note cuz a boy Nick has to go to the
note cuz a boy Nick has to go to the [ __ ]
[ __ ] airport it's like the outer street is
airport it's like the outer street is beautiful but the the message is lost oh
beautiful but the the message is lost oh my God Nick closes up beautiful son of a
my God Nick closes up beautiful son of a [ __ ] thank you for watching the
[ __ ] thank you for watching the unsubscribed podcast I've been joined
unsubscribed podcast I've been joined here today by my co-host Mr Eli double
here today by my co-host Mr Eli double tap Ethan Mr habitual line Crosser and
tap Ethan Mr habitual line Crosser and my dear friend Mr angry cops Steph's a
my dear friend Mr angry cops Steph's a piece of
piece of [ __ ] where can we find you guys I'm on
[ __ ] where can we find you guys I'm on uh the YouTubes under angry cops I also
uh the YouTubes under angry cops I also have a website angry cops.com where all
have a website angry cops.com where all the links are available because a friend
the links are available because a friend of mine taught me that combining all the
of mine taught me that combining all the links together makes it easier for
links together makes it easier for people to goly [ __ ] he taught me the
people to goly [ __ ] he taught me the same thing because you can find me at
same thing because you can find me at habitual line cross.com great segue
habitual line cross.com great segue wasn't it it was good pretty good yeah
wasn't it it was good pretty good yeah thank you guys for joining us we love
thank you guys for joining us we love you
you [Music]
bye we see [Music]
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