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fat and angry

angry

yes that's a title that's that's that is

a title that is a really good title I'm

so excited for this one oh yeah Nick you

want to what well three hold on I got to

get I got to get a little bit I'm doing

I'm doing a double here okay don't ready

ready got it three two [Music]

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drank I still just can't get behind

white claw man just I mean they're just

they're okay they're okay you can't

stand in behind them you stand in front

of them brother

okay right no you take a bull for the

white car it takes a bull for you man no

laws with the claws [ __ ] Christ Nick

[ __ ] start this be off hi everyone

welcome to the unsubscribed podcast I'm

joined here today by my co-host Mr Eli

double fap my dear friend Ethan Mr

habitual line Crosser and my bestest

friend Mr angry cops Richard High we

both have sunburns a lot and and our boy

fat electric I'm Nick I work here [ __ ]

off I like the Friendship it's like my

business just business partner friend my

best friend I know that's what I'm

saying I'm going down this way my best

friend Rich

angry we are expendable I guess so [ __ ]

this guy We Get Drunk Together sorry so

we've had uh it's been it's been a time

uh Nick stop it's 104 10:54 in the

morning it's fine it's like we're

tailgating we're good yeah I've never

done that good it's like it it's like

we're getting ready for a Bills game

we're going to lose at 1:00 in the

afternoon but we're going to be too

drunk to care let's go baby losing's

never been so

fun hi boys how you doing you have fun

at range today I did I had a black last

at range day I uh you know what because

everyone who watches these videos is

immediately like they notice every last

little detail like before you guys said

you were sunburned I guarantee someone

watching he's like they're sunburned but

they're going to notice this mark on my

neck and I assure you no it was not Nick

giving me a hickey it was much cooler

than that it was me shouldering a

suppressed M60 as a lefty and it was

just throwing brass at my neck anyone

that's done like drills where you're

firing drills and you're standing next

to your buddy we would go home with just

bird marks on our necks cuz it' be it'

fling into the FL jackets and like D

[ __ ] [ __ ] you tossing that [ __ ] out

everyone's just burnt I found a couple

of them in the little chest rig that I

was wearing I was like I was getting

some [ __ ] lunch and there was like

brass in there I was like oh that's

that's okay [ __ ] all right that was

in there I failed my first SWAT try out

because I we were all in line and we're

like shooting we have to do it at like a

certain uh speed you know you only have

a certain amount of time to fire off a

certain number of rounds and you have to

remember how many rounds you fired off

and what you've got left and I'm sitting

there shooting and the guy buddy next to

me just flew hot brass down my neck and

I was

like and I was like how many bullets did

I shoot oh no oh no and I went I think I

have one more pow lock back no no nobody

else is at lock back they're like Rich

you threw the round when you got the uh

the brass down your neck and then you

shot an extra one there so um you failed

by like one point and I was like

oh that's I'm never going to be cool

more years how long is that like

qualification process for SWAT or what

like how much time did that cost you um

well the next time they did SWAT trials

was four years later [ __ ] my God and

then I I didn't do it I was like I had

too much going on I had to do you know

this weird podcast that my friend was

starting up it has since grown

significantly and first time I've heard that

that

so yeah not this one no it's actually

it's actually about uh turning roadkill

into you know festar delicious meals I

really thought you were going to be like

Joe Rogan maybe you've heard of him

yeah me me and the talking thumb we're

very close you got this God I'm is so

pissed how' you kick an extra round off

so when [Music]

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I don't say like that rich is just out

[ __ ] no so like I went to shoot the

brass hit my neck and I was like ah and

I and I and I I hit the round and then I

stopped and I I just like kind of you

know gained control myself again so that

round was on paper but off Target and

then I that was it like I was like okay

you can't shoot anymore but I lost track

of the number of bolts that I fired and

they're like hey this interation of fire

is five rounds and 5 Seconds at 25 MERS

and so you know I'm like sitting there

I'm like should I shoot four or five oh

no oh [ __ ] well well I don't want to I

mean if you're going to fail I'd rather

be an extra bullet than not taking the

the shot and then being like why don't

you take that shot rich like I so I I

fired and I went to lockback everybody

else was not at lockback and cuz the

next generation of fire was you know

fire five rounds you fire the first one

and then emergency Magazine change and

they were just like I was like pow Lo

and I was like oh no and the the swad

instructor behind me was just like

well Rich you're already unloaded why

don't you just go ahead and holster and

walk to the back of the range cuz you

failed and I was like damn it damn it

[ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] so yeah no special treatment you

know no not even for an internet

celebrity have you seen my YouTube

plaque yeah but this and they're like we

don't care they're like Rich you're

really annoying none of us like your

[ __ ] we're actually really happy that you

you

failed but a show a hot shell went down

my my shirt yeah you're joining SWAT

you're going to get shot at all the ways

to go out I didn't shoot I didn't shoot

an old lady I just missed the guy by

that much and then I fired an extra

round to make sure he was down cuz I

missed him by that much that makes sense

to me yeah they were like no not here

it's America we don't run out of bullets

what are you talking about I know more I

pocket oh man and then you guys how late

did you stay out uh I only stayed out

it's like 9:30 I'm an old person man I'm

just yeah gu my God Nick

yeah I get I get a

text like

240 you guys going to be up go to bed

old man like I saw you like you

responded to something in the the group

chat that we have and I was like why is

Eli up he went he left the bar four

hours ago I was

like cuz I took a nap right before going

to the bar so I was like [ __ ] was like

in and out of sleep woke up checked my

phone was like and then got a text for

me go to bed yeah go to bed old man I'm

still I'm still at the bar and I'm

worried about you being the one ready

for the podcast in the morning come on I

was up I did it you did it we're here

we're here I can't tell you how many

times we've been like we're going to

we're going to do one more podcast right

before you go on your flight that this

is the first time it's ever happened

this we're not doing man Moses right now

with the boys yeah everybody else is

getting like blit and brunch right now

and uh Casey from nice no um from our

our brunch location yeah he he stayed up

and closed the bar down with us did

Casey go hard oh yeah you know our

server yeah Casey was there Casey Casey

would not shut the [ __ ] up oh my God he

got bit by the gab bug and it lashed cuz

he was just like rich I was like oh

that's cool man and and then somebody

else would talked to me and i' be like

so oh you want to talk to me too that's

nice let's have a kind

and I'm just looking over every couple

minutes he's like he's still talking to

me I'm like bro I haven't paid attention

to you for 2 minutes like I'm literally

talking to this person right here and

you're just like

hey like bro you're zooted dude he's

he's cool I love him but like he's kind

of got a raspy voice normally yeah bro

at 3 in the morning he sounded like

[ __ ] boomhower like I knew some of

like robber

I got to watch June too watch yet no no

it's only been in theaters for like a

week but I really want to watch it cuz I

saw the first one and I'll be honest

with you like so for me I because I'm

half [ __ ] deaf uh we watched it at

home it must be built for theaters or

something cuz like I had to sit there

with the remote and they would be

talking and I'd have to turn it up cuz I

couldn't hear a [ __ ] word they were

saying and then like a scene would

change and they'd hit the music and like

blow my [ __ ] speakers so I'd have to

turn it back down like the music and the

the voices were just so far apart from

each other I was like I can't do this

man my grandparents used to have a

headset for their television so [ __ ] you

who you need that you want me to show

you how to work the VCR

Grand get me a [ __ ] Life Alert and

[ __ ] you you had to hit input in order

to switch to the

VCR oh God did you yeah all the there's

like two remotes and they get lost like

why isn't the TV turning on the internet

the greatest Generation ever can't

figure out how to turn from cable to VCR

to DVD oh God I don't I don't know how

to install it it's literally colorcoded

it's red white yellow power yeah grandpa

just like the 40s the white Stay

Together the red Stay Together the

[ __ ] like something dude it's when you

hear stuff like that it's just so out of

the I was at um Reynolds Army Health

Clinic on Fort still and there was this

oldtime he's in like his [ __ ] '90s

right like he's just ancient and I'm

sitting there I'm in uniform we're on a

federal installation this just reminded

me of this and I was getting some meds

and this dude sitting next to me and his

wife uh she had gone back there she know

like had a little Walker or whatever

she's you know between the ages of 80

and death She's ancient and um that's a

spectrum yeah that's a spectrum so he

starts talking to me about you know what

he used to do and I was like oh so you

know when were you and he goes I was I

was here on Fort Hill back before they

ruined it and I was like what do you

mean they ruined it he goes they used to

keep them on the far side of and I'm

just like I have no idea what to do I

like do I hit this man like you'll kill

him like [ __ ] thank you for your

service I just sat there like smiled and

nodded like thanks appreciate it dude it

was the weirdest [ __ ] man he just slowly

gets close to you and just goes all

wives matter

brother you're like weird I feel

weird creping hand just creeping on you like

he sees like an SS tattoo on the inside

of his finger oh dude did you guys see

the 20th group um oh yeah there's an

investigation now they just opened one

what what the [ __ ] listen I get it they

had cool uniforms we can't use that [ __ ]

anymore man what happened a SF guy at a

20th group you know the like they they

had the highspeed [ __ ] helmets like

the ones we have he had and it's got the

velcro on the back he had a he had a

[ __ ] patch and it's a palm tree with

a skull well that logo is the uh the

logo of rl's guys in North Africa from

World War II mhm did he know it well he

it was the death

skull it was the it was like the the

Nazi skull yeah oh the are we the

baddies yes exactly are we the baddies

we have skulls and crossbones and we

keep killing all these innocent people

are we the baddies I don't get the

reference Onie oh I will show you it's a

good it's a show it's show of really

good skids like Germans during World War

II recognizing he's like looking at

their uniforms he's like hold on are we

the baddies cuz it's like SS the

crossbows the skulls

skulls

wa [ __ ] it's a really good beef but yeah

20th group posted it on their like

Facebook account right so oh God so it's

a photo of two SF guys one SF guy like I

think it was like a recruiting photo

like join the best or something like that

that

and they happened to be two whites oh

no something about purity in the 20th

Special Forces Group he on the plus side

at least they'll stop talking about the

uh the commercial with the the girl that

had two dads so at least they got

something new to [ __ ] about out there

in this world it wasn't a skull it was a

straight up swastika and a palm tree

okay so well that was the original patch

of raml but the patch or that was the

original so rl's original logo was a

bent black palm tree with a swastika in

the center on the trunk what the guy was

wearing was the same bent black palm

tree yes and it had the skull and

crossbones on it that were the uh

synonymous with the Nazi party imagine

he's just first group he's like man I

really like man I'm from Hawaii and love

palm trees but if we put a skull look

really cool he made it himself he's

Googled he like oh that's really dope

put it on his head and now he's [ __ ]

he wanted racist he wanted to make a

morale patch and then it's just like

accidentally you know

that oh man he's like I need a skull and

crossbones like oh this one looks really

cool and oddly familiar like you think

it was like on a higher shelf like when

he grabbed it oh my [ __ ] God Jesus

how high 45° angle sh oh my not up here

not up

here a little a

little bro I so speaking of that I she

she's probably going to get mad that I

tell this so my wife she recently had an

infection on her right arm and so she

didn't like the blankets would rub

against it while while she was sleeping

so she'd sleep with her hand outside the

blankets and put on a sock on her hand

cuz a glove went down too far and would

hit her her uh infection and I came in

one day and I almost pissed a [ __ ]

kidney laughing cuz I look over and

she's laying in the bed doing like the fullon

fullon

45° like I was just like like it was the

weirdest [ __ ] oh man yeah I thought you

going to say you made masturbate you

while she was

unconscious you're like let me see that

Mitten hand baby let me see that Mitten

hand [ __ ] she's sleeping from the

oxycodones she can't feel it but I can

This is Love This is Love what happens

don't you hate it when your wife falls

asleep with your [ __ ] sock on your

hand it's stuck to the wall growing

mushrooms you leave me Al is that the [ __ ]

[ __ ]

sock is that yeah you heard

it that's what it was used for was it

you two of course you it was your first

video here that's what it was it was

their first time I unsubscribed and they

did the sock thing with the

infection and then they left do the sock

thing they did the sock thing and they

left the [ __ ] sock against the wall and

then that's what king trout found guilty

as there's no bullets in the gun so it

couldn't be me you know I got the old

you still you still put out the sticky

stuff though dude you don't just put out

Powers sh we don't tell people that we

know how dicks work shut up

I've been working with mine for 36 years

I'm pretty sure I know it'll go

off how do you pee um is a PE stored

there yeah it's it's it's all stored in

there and uh PE stored in the balls as

every man knows knows that that's where

PE stored bro I don't know what you guys

are talking I want to go to Germany and

get get uh their version of a vasectomy

it's way

cooler like America like cuts it and

cauterizes both ends yeah Germany has it

it looks like a [ __ ] cut it they Loop

it and I thought they cut it and

cauterize it they cut it well M my guy

cut it nodded it and cauterized it so

like there's and there's like a gap

there now like there's there's no

growing back are you saying that Germany

is better at the claiming of the genetic

materials from young men voluntarily

sterilize themselves oh yeah tell me

more rich is no offender superpowers he

can make anything racist that's true

true

land I'm going to make you feel guilty

he just starts rallies a bunch of different

different

rallies dude I just I just had um a

phone call with a uh a sponsor a

potential sponsor and they're uh oh God

they're located in Israel and they had

some Palestinian jokes that they were

not afraid of saying to me over the the

zoom call and I was like wow tell me how

you really feel boys when I see rich is

like who

oh yeah every time G van has to edit one

of these he's like Rich [ __ ] all right R

just doubled all right they're like we

like your friends on their gun I don't

know how to do an uh uh Jewish accent if

you like your friends in their gun

Channel there you go there we go it's

very nice we have a lot of guns here too

the Palestinians don't like it what are

you and I was like wait I don't know how

to do this accent Nails accent I know

it's per that's an American New York

like you know that's like Mel Brooks to

a tea and now I need to learn that

[ __ ] Germans it's not fair where he

lives he just holds his ear to the

ground to hear it

what's they're below us it's like

jeice I just pictur get away no I'm not

coer oh man this is if my career wasn't

overall rating it [ __ ] is now

shirt they're pounding there's just a

ground you have to ride you have to

latch on and ride

ride

[ __ ] if Dune was real there'd be just a

thousand Texans out there I'm ride

brother yeah man we going to do a r

Rodeo today if Dune was real Texas it

would be located in the Middle East

that's for a damn fun see that's how we

solve racism we have Jewish Dune and

Texans riding on the back of Jews

through the sand everybody gets along

everybody's high on spice it's a desert

so the Arabs love it we're bringing

Christian Judaism and Islam all together sand

[Laughter]

it's the ancient Jew it's the biggest

Jew in the I can hear him coming hot out

here get ready why is there so much s

and all the

GES oh my FU oh my God there's an Arab

woman in the

background there's nothing I can do the

rest of this podcast to top that like

there's the [ __ ] I'm glad you're

still active

dude I like to your

Congressman [ __ ] man I'm just I'm going

to get back this thing's going to air

the general wants to speak to you like

[ __ ] well I'm just going to walk in he's

just starting need paperwork like I am

so sorry the funny part is you know like

that was the funniest [ __ ] I've ever

seen it really was here's a

coin he just goes to shake the coin

doing great dude before we jump back on

your German story about the German balls

I have met some high ranking people in

the military and every time they retire

they'll message me and be like dude I

love your stuff and I'm like why didn't

you message me when you were still you

know what trouble I get in you could had

my back in public and peel up me the

[ __ ] alone you're a really nice sergeant

major tell them right now tell them tell

them no they're nice people I can't wait

to do a video on Rich that's going to be

hilarious oh man what do you mean you

can't do a video on me we're talking

about we're talking about the most

[ __ ] Sergeant in the world who

became a social media icon and then was

jailed oh dude I'm telling I'm telling

all the stories I'm telling every every

dut operator breakdown I'm telling you

[ __ ] up SWAT oh all of it going to oh

man it would be so good oh so anyway

what happened with your uh your German

oh no it's like a

privileges it looks like a little Jelly

Belly and it like opens like a clam

shell and they just cut your nut sack

open and it clamps around the vast

defren M and it's got a little tiny

toggle switch on it and you and it like

it crimps it off and then you can UNS

switch it and it just opens them up

so you can like literally like we're

firing blanks so we're going hot anytime

is it like a silencer like you just go

down and reach it and you click the

Switch and you're like wait there's an

actual switch you can switch yes can we

attach it to a CL user can literally

grab your nut sack stretch it out like a

[ __ ] batwing and just [ __ ] safe

wait hold what did it sound like

again and that's the sound of pregnancy

kids it's awesome forget if it's off or

on you're Fu I need an xray now to

figure out which position the switch

stupid that's like one of those sensory

toys I just be like click oh my go click and

and

like wait what position is it in EXA uh

oh is that on or

off click click click cck then you get

to play Baby roulette that's what you

get to [ __ ] do dangerous game right

yeah why don't we do it like that that

makes way more sense said they're

American who were just like as you said

[ __ ] bro so I'm I'm telling you when

I went in there so I I was nervous as

[ __ ] and cuz you're awake for the whole

procedure but I have very low tolerance

for Narcotics so I was like hey can you

guys I'm in stirrups like I'm [ __ ]

having you know a child and there's a

doctor between my legs he's got a nurse

with him and I'm like it's it's cold in

here don't don't look at it it's it's

kind of chilly but anyways and I was

like hey can you give me something to

take you know the edge off I'm a little

bit nervous and they pump me full of

something and I was I was in [ __ ] La

La Land like I love making jokes when I

when I rolled out I I think I called my

wife a penis pin cushion it was great I

was like I can put it anywhere now

nothing will happen but uh you can

always put it anywhere

but you don't have a choice I went I

went from like out of it to straight

like I I snapped out of it immediately

cuz you have no idea how fragile your

masculinity is until you hear a doctor

who's holding your nuts in his hand ask

for a smaller scalpel I I snapped right

out of like what like

I I don't remember any part of the

procedure but I remember that vividly

don't worry buddy it's not about the

beans it's about the Frank I well I

don't got that either just uh oh it may

in the positive I'm going to give you

PTSD with a number two pencil baby at

least you'll never hurt your wife I I

Cuts I don't like the big ones they hurt oh

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yeah Rich you [ __ ] also just shout

out to you for crushing the live shows

dog if you didn't go see the live shows

I don't even think you're a fan you

didn't see his ass or his balls cuz the

live shows did nobody saw my balls I

talked to all up front and I I may have

mooned a crowd maybe maybe right out of

the gate right out the gate and I didn't

know till after the show cuz in the

picture I'm like ah ah looking at the

audience oh like you're presenting me

like it was a plan I'm standing up on a

chair mooning the crowd and you're there

just in front of me like yeah you can't

see me I'm in the peripherals and you're

like hey here he is afterwards I Moon

the crowd win at and then the pictures

came up I was like yep did not even know

you were doing that that explains a lot

great did a lot of leg work for Brandon

like I was like hell yeah dud man thanks

for no we're like we're all kind of

nervous and it's like oh [ __ ] this is

this is the first show and then we go up

like people are cheering and we're like

we we just sit down Rich first thing he

does hops on a chair shows his ass to

the [ __ ] crowd it's like ah

well I can't [ __ ] this up now cuz he's

already done it it can only go uphill

from here for me so I got rid of all the

stress it was awesome two things were

going to happen I was going to I planned

on it I was either going to fall

intentionally and create a scene and

moon everybody and make like a big slapstick

slapstick

moment I like you had two option out of

course # ass out and ass out for unsub

is that what we're doing ass out for

unsub that's there's another t-shirt

[ __ ] there you go and and the other

one was I'm just going to if if if we

get out there and they're not loud

enough I'm just going to I'm just going

to jump up on a chair and moon them real

quick cuz it was St Patrick's Day and I

was wearing a kilt with no underwear as

as traditional yeah and so I was as I

was walking up I was like if you trip

and you don't you don't cup your junk

right you're going to flash him some

dick and that is a little too far so

there's children in the audience I think

it I think it was like a 13-year-old I

think somebody brought a baby oh Jesus

and I was like that's a great come on

let's go see these [ __ ]

degenerates we got pictures with them we

signed sign the baby yeah Bill Young B

[ __ ] Christ I need to be a part of

this I I'm going to the next one whether

I'm on it or just in the [ __ ] crowd

going well that one was Houston yeah

Houston is where we signed the baby yeah

and then Dallas is when I think it was

like super refined at that point it took

like four the first one if you had fun

in San Antonio like nailed it you

covered down so so hard it was awesome

to see everyone and then everyone got

like relaxed it was just everyone

laughing the audience cheers at

everything which is amazing I wish Cody

was here cuz I have a bone to pick with

him for how Dallas went I knew this was

coming yeah yeah you knew it was coming

who okay when he did it I went yes [ __ ]

Rich you even you

requested told I told him do it this way

because okay I tried trust me I tried I

was like who do we have he like [ __ ] you

didn't sh did I miss no okay EXP yeah I

tried I [ __ ] tried so here's the deal

right if you're doing a live show and

you have a headliner let's say it's a

normal comedy act you get a headliner

right you've got some of the guys that

started off they get progressively funny

progressively more well-known and then

you have the head guy that's the

headliner at the end and everybody's

excited so if you're introducing people

like we did well like donut did to a

panel you would go with like the I don't

want to say lower ranking person but the

person that's less known and then

Crescendo up to the the person that's

most wellknown because what you don't

want to happen is you don't want

somebody to be like oh here's Jesus yay

and then you're like oh and here's Jerry

like so I tell I tell you I told you and

I know you love me we told Cody how to

start the [ __ ] episode it wasn't he

[ __ ] up high everyone four times

that's how he starts the show for 150

[ __ ] episodes and then that he like

we have hold on hold on hold on so the

person that that so when we go to Dallas

the two people that were joining the

unsubscribed podcast were myself and

meet Canyon meet Canyon who has like 34

employees like 30 yeah he's got two

Channels with like 10 million people on

it he is a piece of Pop Culture because

of the Bugs Bunny double wi surprise

like people everywhere know him or they

know of his work so I'm like hey guys

call me out and then as you know for the

pie to resistance the last person coming

out as a super surprise call out meet

Canyon and he'll get a roaring Applause

and it'll the the crowd will go up you

know like a like a nice bell curve it's

going to go up and sure is I'm behind

the curtain with meat Canyon with Hunter

and donut goes well yeah we've got a

couple of guys meat Canyon and meat Canyon

goes cuz of of course the crowd's like

holy [ __ ] being and I'm and I'm sitting

there because as of as of like as a

professional I'm like you [ __ ] me you

[ __ ] and as a friend I'm like that's

funny as [ __ ] cuz you [ __ ] me you

[ __ ] I was dying I was dying and then

Cody gave it a pause that's why I was

like an angry C I was like Cody was

gonna like one walk out sit down and

then that it would have died and then

like and anger comes like oh so I was I

thought it was funny I was pissed off

and happy at the same time it was it was

brilliant I loved it it's like trolling

your friends this is exactly what and so

I was like that's that's that's I'm not

just going to go sit down after that I'm

GNA I'm going to own the stage so I walk

in front of everybody just flexing and

staring staring down the crowd and being

like I can't hear you you know and Hogan

pumping him up because I'm like I'm not

going to go out to a yeah

oh the dick had you hammed it up so good

that you came I had to ham it up he laid

across the stage you're like uh yeah

Christ you're a performer it's

impressive yeah I know I know I'd just

turn it on that was why like that for

San Antonio first show I was like and

Rich like that is the first person we're

asking to do any of this I was like that

dude will carry it and then we did Chris

and West cuz they're like they're

entertainers they're magicians and they

stage and everything yeah and they do

crowd interaction cuz you like watching

how you interacted with the um the

offender power also a bit we kept the

entire time cuz it was [ __ ] amazing

it was a great bit that's that's how we

close out each show but it was also why

we started doing more crowd interaction

throughout the shows I was like oh um

okay we're just always coming with this

no matter whatting on people in the

crowd dud yes on people in the crowd to

them and they'd be like like what's your

superpower and they'd be like I want to

I raised my temperature uh 2° and I was

like okay so you got Co that's that's

stupid [ __ ] I've ever heard would you

ever raise your hand again and then I

would go over to the next person and I'd

be like how I know what your power is to

have a better haircut get out of here

and then and then I'd go to the next one

dude I some guy had a horrible bow cut I

don't know who there was a blind Asian

woman I was like I'll take care of you

butchered his hair the PX haircut yeah

oh he's so good there was a girl that

had some sort of resp respiratory issue

cuz she was hooked up to oxygen and uh I

came over to her husband and I was like

wow really took her breath away huh and

just I was I mean I was cracking jokes

about her not being able to breathe how

going to bre no air and just yeah that

was fun that's what you all missed out

it was it was oh so dialed and at the

end I had a blast all the guys got

addicted to it too it was H this is H

then Dallas afterwards everyone's

hugging to like we got to do more we got

to [ __ ] do more my my my my phrase

for like before San Antonio before the

first show while everybody's like man

I'm kind of nervous like we hope this

goes well all right I think we're ready

and I'm just sitting there like pacing

around like shittery I'm like dude I'm

jazzed I'm so jazzed right now and

everybody you would be like how you

doing I'm like I'm Jaz I'm Jaz I was

like we're good we're he was he would be

I was like what are you going to do

before and he's like I'm going to just

walk and work the crowd before for like

an hour and a half like they're getting

like a three hour set cuz rich is like

walking around how you doing I was like

okay my boy's good this is a good choice

yeah I get turned down by crowd work oo

dude you [ __ ] slay was it was really

it was really you missed out if you

didn't show up you really missed out

guys do Dallas again Dallas like 3 hours

away for me I'll come on down there and

check it out oh we definitely doing that

and then Nick got in the flow of just

like today we're talking about yeah I

got better at doing live history that

was rough at first well cuz it's weird

cuz they cheer at every punchline and

then I started doing history and

everybody's like quiet and I'm like oh

[ __ ] they hate it I need a punch

line like yeah yeah it's what every High

School teacher would cream to have

yeah just a everybody just

just listening shut up shut up shut up

stop [ __ ] talking I'm

learning tell me more about ching

chong what was his name Ching Le Ching

Le ching ching made it more

racist he's a white guy he's a white guy

and that's okay that's fine well like

before I even knew anything about it

he's like yeah Chang Lee and I was like

you're doing Chinese history now like

that the first thing popped in my

[ __ ] head yeah just we from Kentucky

[ __ ] the white dude that lived in a

different town yeah his nicknames were

slightly altered he lived in the VCR

times what's the offset for your new

superpower of being able to make anything

anything

racist o ooh ooh um what is the offset

this I mean that is that of itself is an

offensive superpower like I can turn

everything well basically all I am is

woke really honestly all I am is VI news

that's really all I am cheeseburgers and

how they promote white supremacy like

that's that's pretty much every Vice

article always has a Karen haircut with

purple I need to speak to your

manager why were these people of color

Su before

me holy [ __ ] they should have been

because of my

privilege and this is wonderful I don't

know how to feel like I'm just I'm in

awe right now like well this is [ __ ]

you're like oh God [ __ ] I'm having fun

right now but I know I'm going to be

standing on someone's car at the

position of attention it was funny like

I don't care who you are it was [ __ ]

hilarious they were good jokes yeah they

were solid I'll tell you exactly what's

going to happen you're going to have a h

you're your 05 and he's going to be like

okay hey hey s listen here's the deal uh

all right you didn't say anything wrong

okay okay but you got to be careful with

the company that you keep that's I

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okay so before uh this [ __ ] amazing

episode story we're talking about planes

oh [ __ ] what you what' you find out

about planes who who had the coolest

planes so I was well yesterday range day

I was walking around asking everybody

like what is your your favorite aircraft

and uh shout out to to My Buddy Rich

here because uh we we definitely [ __ ]

that up cuz we both thought that a

shinook was a uh I looked it up a CH cuz

I'm [ __ ] yeah we're both dumb all

right that's why I never

made the shinook is a it's it's a staple

in the Army like it's I mean that thing

it does what it needs to do you can pull

howitzers with it you can drop MREs on

people or whatever you can do a lot of

[ __ ] with it shut up I'm making an MREs

on foreheads shirt that Cut's going to

be hilarious be like the [ __ ] up TV

beep 12 minutes occurred you're not

going to see it see that 12 minutes

um you had the oh what was the one that

the the propeller BR broke the sound

barrier 900 times the Thunder Screech um

and then the the what is it Grandpa

gaming he's [ __ ] he's so nice man I

love that guy he's such a cool dude uh

he had the f101 voodoo which I've never

even [ __ ] heard of so I need to dig

into that one that's how you know he's

old but a lot of people went with like

the 737 and the 787 were just like

popping jokes about different things uh

falling out of like like doors falling

off off and [ __ ] you don't know if

it's going to land or it's it's going to

make it there all the way like I think

someone did the 737 super the one that

was having all the the flight issues and

was just nose diving for a couple years

they had to like Park them so a lot of

Civilian airliner but yeah the you were

the only one that had like a real oh you

and and [ __ ] uh Grandpa gaming were

just way out there and now I got to do

homework on your [ __ ] aircraft cuz I

got to find a picture of it put it on

there it's [ __ ] funny the Thunder

Screech oh was the one you did the video

on yeah I remember one what is the

thunder scre in the Cold War they tried

to have a uh prop driven plane that

could break the sound barrier that's

hilarious so it's like it spin obviously

it spins super [ __ ] fast and uh it it

like just hit the sweet spot where when

it was like accelerating the propellers

cuz the tips are traveling further than

the base the tips would break the sound

barrier but then it would be pulled out

of the sound barrier by the rest of the

blade that wasn't breaking the sound

barrier so it was constantly going in

and out in and out in and out in and out

the loudest [ __ ] thing it was 900

Sonic booms per second that it was generating

generating

you can hear it from 30 m like it was

like it was hearing damage from 30 m

away that's [ __ ] like there were

towns 50 miles away complaining to the

government like what the [ __ ] are you guys

guys doing

doing

hilarious just flying through the air

test pilots period are [ __ ] crazy but

the ones during the Cold War are insane

right they got two test pilots to fly

this thing the first guy got in flew it once

once

got out and told the chain of command

you're not big enough and there's not

enough of you to get me back in that

[ __ ] plane fire me refused to do it

the [ __ ] ground crew almost had a

casualty like one dude had to get

hospitalized just from the concussions

that this thing was given off when they

started it not service related no not at

all 10% maybe 10% hearing loss yeah

that's it oh what's that it's a secret

oh it's a secret plane that you were

trying to secret right okay speaking of

[ __ ] hearing loss man I don't

understand because so the Army and the

VA I guess just changed it where hearing

loss is no longer [ __ ] counted and

when I went to do like my my hearing

after Afghanistan they're like well

didn't didn't you get issued the ear Pro

and I was like yeah like I couldn't be

like time out Taliban I got to protect

my [ __ ] hearing you like you return

fire get cover and then like I can't

hear [ __ ] anyways yeah now that was so I

don't understand why it's not service

connected it drives me insane they just

don't pay because it was expensive but

did you he did you hear you'll like this

cuz the sonic boom they've designed an

aircraft the I think it was Skunk Works

might have been Skunk Works has designed

an aircraft looks like a dart and it

goes supersonic goes past the sound

barrier without creating a sonic boom

just came out how can you do that I have

no [ __ ] idea I love science magic

they these are the same guys that are

designing it's in theory right now A

supers Sonic underwater [ __ ] um suic

underwater underwater drone it's using a

process called super cavitation where

they create an air pocket in front of it

and it [ __ ] goes through the water at

supersonic speed super cavitation

I've actually heard of that but not with

um like with bullets and like and like

fired rounds

not yeah not a [ __ ] the two problems

they run into with it is one you can't

[ __ ] turn and number two they don't

make a propeller fast enough to to do

that so it has to be rocket powered

underw cuz Rockets create their own air

and burn their own air it's why rocket

mode is working out of space we could do

that so like God Bless America we're

just like we let me see we've done

[ __ ] knife missile now we can break

the sound barer without making a sonic

boom underwater supersonic drone you

want to do that what's a knife missile

knife missile is the you flying no all

well maybe maybe so refresh my memory

let me tell you a

story did you finish your story with the

sonic boom killer you said one guy got

injured with the oh yeah the second guy

uh he flew it like 12 times or some [ __ ]

and had crash land at like nine [ __ ]

times intentionally he's like I'm going

to do this for Jerry he quit I shouldn't

be in this thing yeah eventually they

ditched it I still think they should

like bring it back and just have

somebody [ __ ] [ __ ] fly it around just

to be annoy the enemy just fly over a

third world country just real low that's

a really good show of force you you just

go through bloating in the air but

staying together the tailan just thinks

coming and right back to the VCR here we

go that's just their name for

God what uh I'm using their

words it if you want to go down a funny

rabbit hole look up because you know

like uh like whenever they drop a bomb

or whenever they get a airto air kill or

whatever they put like a little sticker

by their cockpit where they get in M

look up some of the funnier versions of

the stickers on there cuz there's like

legit fighter jet pilots and [ __ ] that

have cows on their [ __ ] like there's

there's dudes that have confirmed kills

on like cows cuz they went they were

flying low and like went broke the sound

barrier and it just merked a cow and

they're like yep but on

the there's one guy that has a Winnebago

cuz [ __ ] suic boom when like some win

was on a road they were not supposed to

be on on a military base and this guy's

like [ __ ] it went super or broke the

sand barrier right over the top just

ripped the [ __ ] wi aago in half

that's nuts that's [ __ ] nuts there's

all kinds of funny [ __ ] speaking of

sound I don't know why my brain Put This

to Memory I don't even know how you

would ever do this but apparently

according to theoretical physicists if

you create something that is 1100 DB

which is louder than anything that has

ever existed ever 152 to 168 is like a

gunshot just for reference 1100 DB uh

you can rip space and time and create a

black hole I don't know why my brain put

that to memory for [ __ ] ever I

thought black holes weren't even real

anymore no they're real still yeah they

they real no dark matter is it dark

matter is matter might not be

real is Pluto a planet right now I

forget okay not right right now it's an

extraterrestrial body that ifies as

extraterrestrial body yeah that's the

most it goes around the Sun it doesn't

have a moon it is not a moon it is a

planet like what are we doing here we

don't know because they're like but cuz

you have the orc Cloud the orc cloud is

I it might touch the orc Cloud that's

why they confuse it so they treat it

more of a comet and that is why it's

like listen I'm going to say something

controversial NE Tyson is an [ __ ] oh

dude he lick my taint I got your back on

that one right arrogant prick I'm really

smart just because I say big words and I

dude you're just like tell us how you

really feel now move on to Bill Nye [ __ ]

it oh Bill Nye let me down oh that his

his little come back episode Special

garbage dude Neil Neil the gas Tyson he

goes hard on some stuff and then just I

he goes hard on the dumbest [ __ ] he's a

contrarian about

everything I literally watched

somebody's I watched somebody say I love

Apple products iPhones are the best

except Google Maps is way better than

Apple Maps and Ne Tyson proceeded to

[ __ ] argue that Apple Maps was better

which it is everybody knows that there's

not a single that's used that thinks

that and he argued for [ __ ] 10

minutes that Apple Maps is better for no

[ __ ] reason he talked about like uh

people's memory he was in I I guess he

was in court uh as a part of a jury and

some person like was trying to as

defense attorneys often do they'll try

to play this game and I forget what the

term is but they'll be like Hey listen

you know based on this study you know a

person's memory is only so uh precise

for a certain amount of time and then it

can be altered and Ne Tyson brings it up

cuz he's [ __ ] smart so he has to

bring up that point to the judge about

like well I'm concerned about this

person's memory because because I'm so

[ __ ] smart idiot and and the judge is

like oh so what you're saying is this

and it her rendition of what he had

stated was incorrect and he goes ah

actually you just proved my point your

memory is different than what actually

happened and what I said H and I'm like

no no shut the [ __ ] up and stop ruining

the justice system it's already broken

glass Titan don't make the justice

system Pluto stop he's just's all

arrogant about like see like his he

basically his arguing point was

everybody's memory is [ __ ] so you

can't rely on eyewitness testimony

everybody goes free and it's the

stupidest it oh it's just dumb smart

people that have never been robbed

making dumb s you know what I mean it's

like every once I'm not saying crime is

good but every once in a while crime

needs to happen to some [ __ ] so that

they stop saying stupid [ __ ] about how

well you know I don't really like it

that you arrest people in front of their

children it's it's traumatizing they

shouldn't have sold crack and shot at

people two weeks ago I wouldn't be here

with a

warrant I think I don't think the kids

traumatized because I kicked in the door

and arrested mom and dad they're

traumatized because all the heroin

addicts are [ __ ] bringing in copper

pipe and Dad's beating the [ __ ] out of

them because they don't have any money

to pay for the crack that they

bought I love this that was NE grass

Tyson to that

just that it would be a priv to be

inside your brain man Tyson is is like

the trickle down economics of

dumb it starts up here and then

everybody eat he oh look at me I'm on a

[ __ ] Ivory pedestal I I I did stuff

and so everything he says is smart to

himself unless you [ __ ] listen to him

and then you're like please please just

go snort some more moondust and stay in

your office looking at stars I'll listen

to you for stars don't give me legal

advice that's why I like this friend

group we're all like I'm good like three

things otherwise I'm [ __ ] and that

guy is like I'm good at looking at stars

I'm an expert in [ __ ] everything

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knife missile we we need to go back to

that I'll let you give us and then go

ahead go ahead do your thing with the

Hellfire missile I'm familiar with the

Hellfire I'm not really familiar with

how it works I just know that it's a

missile and it's it's really effective

okay so air air to surface missile do

I'm a missile guy oh yeah there we go

now we've got something he can talk

about uh air to surface missile usually

uh launched from I mean Apaches they're

the primary source of it uh they are

laser guided uh they they can do heat

and lock on and all sorts of other [ __ ]

they can be you know do radar stuff too

but um they traveled around mock one and

they carry normally around a oh [ __ ]

this one I don't know off the top of my

head I want to say it's 10 lb of high

explosive but they can carry like

thermal and there's a couple different

versions of them but yeah uh missile go

from aircraft to ground at about ma 1

and Kaboom okay so there you go now he's

up uh America wanted a more precise

version that didn't go boom for taking

out very specific people in crowded areas

areas

because taking out uh you know hiding in

areas so it's a fire missile that they

took like five or six 24in [ __ ]

swords and instead of being full of TNT

right as it it's about to impact the

swords fle out and uh it just smacks you

with swords going mock one this is

exactly what I saw which who did we uh

take out with that that was when the um

um not ALB daddy it was before guy

before him it was a guy that like was a

head planner of 911 yeah it was in 2019

in Kabul cuz the road too like it was a

cuz you can see the picture and like the

blades you can see that's the one on the

road so he's looking at the car but we

we used it like a year or two ago on the

dude that playing 911 and he was living

in a house and we found out about it and

every morning he would go out on his

balcony to drink his coffee and just

fing merked him on his balcony with this

[ __ ] thing but here's here's the

thing oh wonder what that katas let me

see that this Reddit post says uh it's a

it's a Hellfire ex variant by the CIA

the CIA didn't [ __ ] make it shut up

[ __ ] Martin [ __ ] stunk but see

here's the thing it I love it it's a

great idea and people that's how you can

tell people are used to America just

doing weird [ __ ] because if any other

country in the world had been like knife

missile we'd be like man those guys are

[ __ ] crazy but because it was

Americans they're like okay that makes

sense [ __ ] but it's it's pointless I

love it but it's pointless no it's you

could have filled it with Gummy Bears

and hitting somebody at Mach 1 with 75

lbs is still going to fcking kill him

yeah but you need like this much just in

case you miss you know just read it

though instead of an explosive Warhead

the Hellfire missile deploys pop out

swords all you need right there the part

that annoys me about this the most

though is when you read about it on the

internet people get all mad about how

cruel and inhumane America is when it's

literally the opposite there's not

another entity on the planet that would

spend hundreds of millions of dollars to

develop a missile to take out one

[ __ ] dude trying as hard as

physically possible to not have like

Mass Cash yeah innocent people getting

hurt and people still look at it like oh

you guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] dud I saw

a meme that captures that [ __ ] perfectly

it was uh it was like modern day and it

shows okay we have the target which seat

of the car is he in and then it showed

like 1944 it's like we're over the city

bombs away I mean look at Tokyo like the

Tokyo firebombing you're like 100,000

people Tokyo gone we don't have to Nuke

that anymore period they're like okay

we're good funny thing about funny thing

funny thing about nuke in Japan is like

Hiroshima was like a Christian city was

it yeah at that time it was either it

was either uh Hiroshima or Nagasaki if

want but it had like a large Christian

population and so America was just like

you know what they're already going to heaven

heaven

let's let's just make it you know we'll

save them we'll save them we're actually

doing them a favor instead of like going

for other Japanese people that might not

see you know America as like a you know

hey okay you know we get along there's a

similar religion there no they're like

those are kind of our guys but well

they're going to see Jesus

dud you know go towards the light you

know what [ __ ] crazy like uh so if I

went down to the the fort Sil training

Support Facility and they got a flag

from the guys who had been taken

prisoner uh on baton uh during the Baton

Death March they built this flag after

like they were getting liberated they

like sewed it all together and [ __ ] and

like stood at attention for the flag is

the first time they've done it in like

four years right but just think of the

mentality so they fought for like six

months cut off on the Baton Peninsula

fought like crazy like I challenge

anyone to find any Nation has ever

fought that hard to like The Bitter End

and they only gave up because they were

ordered to and they ran out of

ammunition so then they do the Baton

Death March which is awful if you guys

have never read the book was it

unbreakable don't watch the movie the

movie but the the book is [ __ ]

atrocious what the Japanese did to those

guys so that was 1941 right 1941 that

happened they go to all sorts of

different P camps one of the P camps

they go to is in is right outside of

this little known place called uh um

Hiroshima right small place not not

important right and so you're there for

years like you're getting I mean just

beat to [ __ ] you're losing people you're

being starved like malnutrition malaria

all this [ __ ] and then one day you look

up and you see a [ __ ] atomic bomb go

off at the city right next door and

you're like what did I miss in four

[ __ ] years like that' just be that'd

be such a mind [ __ ] that you like we

were fighting with these old outdated

World War I [ __ ] and now four years

later the sun just showed up over a

[ __ ] Japanese City I can tell you

exactly what I would do I would I would

be said be you know there as a p W and

I'd see it explode and then my my

Japanese prison guard would be right

go just

a you're in

trouble holy [ __ ] something tells me

that wasn't an

ammunition holy [ __ ] it's

fny just looking over prison was like

it's funny because like 2 days after

that the Japanese guards literally

abandoned the PMW Camp they just left

they're like [ __ ] this I got to go just

I'm out you know what would be like

really kind of [ __ ] up is uh like

America took the Japanese sword makers

from that area and then made them make

the blades to that Hellfire missile so

they could put it's like it's false

story there's just guys are like Ching

they're still doing it way folding steel

Ste like this is amazing ass a made from

a steel and CI agent just goes here

thank you very

very

oh this will be passed down a generation

after generation have you do the entire

ceremony I give it the

sword I know General's like I don't know

I know what to do this [ __ ] I know I

four more I I know what I want your

reaction to what's that uh it's like a

trending thing on the internet right now

with all the [ __ ] do you want to not

just tell me and just do it right now do

you want to just show it to me no I

can't show you it's it's too much I just

have to it's like hundreds of tweets

it's a whole thing um it's like it's a

bit like a big talking point with like

the super ultra communist [ __ ]

sympathizers that

uh Japan did not surrender because of

the nuclear bomb they surrendered

because the USSR attacked Manchuria

around the same time where is Manchuria

located uh in like to Japan I'm not sure

where Manchuria is uh it's like I've

heard of their

candidate oh Jesus

Christ never anyways isn't it Northern

Japan like near [ __ ] Korea sh I I

gave my woman my phone so I can't check

china west Japan so the USSR attacked

not Japan and Japan said well Japan was

occupying it at the time do you hear

they finally have some pictures I I

haven't seen I've seen like one or two

and I don't know how they are Nan King

that's what I heard oh wasn't that they

like the Japanese were like cutting

people up we talked about this right oh

yeah like Millions oh yeah that was that

was on Gan you're going to have to mute

this but the of n King is what it's

referred to yeah I mean that that entire

thing if you read the story on that

don't me [ __ ] I'm going to go on

communist ROM if we do this was China

communist at that point or were they

still they were in the middle of a civil

war so they were kind of like our friend

not our friend they were having enemy of

our enemy was our friend yeah type of

deal yeah it's really up Japan came in and

and

[ __ ] yeah [ __ ] sh Japanese were like

awful to anyone even P's like if you

read that book I'll give you an example

that book the [ __ ] unbreakable they

were allowed like hardly any water and

one golf ball siiz thing of rice that's

what the PWS were allowed uh Japanese

prisoners and if you were caught

stealing anything it was you were either

beaten to death or like killed in many

other creative ways so like a guy was

caught stealing water cuz he was [ __ ]

you know dying of thirst and what they

did is they shoved a garden hose down

his throat filled up his stomach and

jumped on it like a water balloon K yeah

like the awful [ __ ] that the Japanese

did is [ __ ] wild man in Japan they

don't teach it either they're like we

never did any of that it's it's

America's fault though it's not theirs

they're just going with it yeah of

course after after World War II there's

literally an entire generation of

historians right after World War II

they're literally called the

revisionists and their entire [ __ ]

life goal was to make America the bad

guy in World War II and that they didn't

succeed because everybody still kind of

universally agrees like Allied good guys

right but bad guys right so like they

didn't succeed at that but what it did

do was it it made it it played it off

like Japan was the victim that didn't deserve um nuclear bombing or whatever

deserve um nuclear bombing or whatever and then that because of that that's why

and then that because of that that's why nobody knows about how [ __ ] horrific

nobody knows about how [ __ ] horrific all the [ __ ] the Japanese were doing is

all the [ __ ] the Japanese were doing is that's why that's not taught that's why

that's why that's not taught that's why it's way lesser known and then that what

it's way lesser known and then that what that translated to is that's why every

that translated to is that's why every war after World War II everybody thinks

war after World War II everybody thinks that America [ __ ] lost or America was

that America [ __ ] lost or America was doing the wrong thing it's literally

doing the wrong thing it's literally because of that it's an entire

because of that it's an entire generation of historians whose entire

generation of historians whose entire ethos was America bad and that was their

ethos was America bad and that was their whole [ __ ] plan every time someone

whole [ __ ] plan every time someone brings up you haven't won anything since

brings up you haven't won anything since World War II I challenge you to find any

World War II I challenge you to find any time during Vietnam the Iraq War the

time during Vietnam the Iraq War the Afghanistan war where American forces

Afghanistan war where American forces surrendered or retreated I challenge you

surrendered or retreated I challenge you Lu to you Nicholas can you can you

Lu to you Nicholas can you can you inform everybody how we actually won

inform everybody how we actually won Vietnam o we won we won Vietnam he

Vietnam o we won we won Vietnam he informed me of this once upon a time oh

informed me of this once upon a time oh was going to be good no December 18th

was going to be good no December 18th 1972 the year of Our Lord americ

1972 the year of Our Lord americ is fighting in South Vietnam and they're

is fighting in South Vietnam and they're fighting gorillas known as Viet Kong and

fighting gorillas known as Viet Kong and the gorillas are being supplied by the

the gorillas are being supplied by the North Vietnamese communist via the hoian

North Vietnamese communist via the hoian trail and America decides we're going to

trail and America decides we're going to bomb the Communists in North Vietnam so

bomb the Communists in North Vietnam so that they can quit giving supplies to

that they can quit giving supplies to the Viet Kong and that's going to be the

the Viet Kong and that's going to be the end of it now they launch a PL they

end of it now they launch a PL they launch a mission called operation

launch a mission called operation linebacker 2 and the plan is to bomb the

linebacker 2 and the plan is to bomb the North Vietnamese all day every day with

North Vietnamese all day every day with b52s okay I think those are what 180,000

b52s okay I think those are what 180,000 lb of ordinance piece 70 70,000 maybe

lb of ordinance piece 70 70,000 maybe that version was more but there's 70,000

that version was more but there's 70,000 now okay so 70,000 a piece it's all day

now okay so 70,000 a piece it's all day every day for from December 18th till

every day for from December 18th till Christmas affectionally known as The 12

Christmas affectionally known as The 12 Days of Christmas is what they called

Days of Christmas is what they called this I would love to hear that song on

this I would love to hear that song on the first day of Christmas my true love

the first day of Christmas my true love gave to

me everywhere children looks like I got a buff video to make on your first day

a buff video to make on your first day of Christmas he's going to [ __ ] talk

of Christmas he's going to [ __ ] talk about it that's a really good I like

about it that's a really good I like that how I won

that how I won Vietnam so this is 197 won't tell you it

Vietnam so this is 197 won't tell you it happened this way but we know the truth

happened this way but we know the truth no [ __ ] tell you droing payloads and

no [ __ ] tell you droing payloads and panties so CE ceasefire over Christmas

panties so CE ceasefire over Christmas we send a transmission all right you

we send a transmission all right you [ __ ] ready to like come to the come

[ __ ] ready to like come to the come to the negotiating table yet no dope

to the negotiating table yet no dope next day 60 b52s in the air at one

next day 60 b52s in the air at one [ __ ] time Jesus I love America that's

[ __ ] time Jesus I love America that's more [ __ ] planes than all but two

more [ __ ] planes than all but two other Air Forces on the plane America

other Air Forces on the plane America sent to go bomb him at one [ __ ] time

sent to go bomb him at one [ __ ] time bombed all of them before the 60th plane

bombed all of them before the 60th plane landed back on an American Airfield they

landed back on an American Airfield they had sent a transmission okay we're ready

had sent a transmission okay we're ready to

to talk so we have the Paris we have the

talk so we have the Paris we have the Paris Peace Accords I believe it was

Paris Peace Accords I believe it was signed in March a couple months later in

signed in March a couple months later in March of 1943 the deal was the peace

March of 1943 the deal was the peace treaty that America forced North Vietnam

treaty that America forced North Vietnam to sign was here's the deal you're going

to sign was here's the deal you're going to leave laon Cambodia and we're going

to leave laon Cambodia and we're going to leave l in Cambodia okay you're not

to leave l in Cambodia okay you're not there MCV SOG definitely isn't there up

there MCV SOG definitely isn't there up a 158 to1 kill ratio okay we're both not

a 158 to1 kill ratio okay we're both not there let's both not be there that's

there let's both not be there that's part of the [ __ ] deal okay the other

part of the [ __ ] deal okay the other part you and South Vietnam are going to

part you and South Vietnam are going to come to a peaceful resolution amongst

come to a peaceful resolution amongst yourselves and North Vietnam said okay

yourselves and North Vietnam said okay and they signed the peace treaty that

and they signed the peace treaty that they were forced to sign by America how

they were forced to sign by America how do you win a war by making someone give

do you win a war by making someone give up and sign a peace treaty oh thank you

up and sign a peace treaty oh thank you Rich holy [ __ ] most people don't

Rich holy [ __ ] most people don't understand that okay now that's what

understand that okay now that's what [ __ ] happened that's early 1973 and

[ __ ] happened that's early 1973 and everybody goes but what about [ __ ]

everybody goes but what about [ __ ] evacuating Vietnam in 1975 that was

evacuating Vietnam in 1975 that was literally the American Embassy that's it

literally the American Embassy that's it everybody freaks out like that's [ __ ]

everybody freaks out like that's [ __ ] America pulling out the whole military

America pulling out the whole military the military wasn't even [ __ ] there

the military wasn't even [ __ ] there that was the American Embassy with 5,000

that was the American Embassy with 5,000 or less Americans between military

or less Americans between military contractors that were still cleaning up

contractors that were still cleaning up all the [ __ ] from the war they just had

all the [ __ ] from the war they just had diplomats businessmen American all the

diplomats businessmen American all the people that were there that's who we

people that were there that's who we were evacuating like America won the war

were evacuating like America won the war forced them to sign the peace treaty and

forced them to sign the peace treaty and then 3 years later the North Vietnamese

then 3 years later the North Vietnamese came back and fought the South

came back and fought the South Vietnamese and you're like America lost

Vietnamese and you're like America lost and here's the argument that historians

and here's the argument that historians say because historians are like War

say because historians are like War isn't determined by the outcome it's

isn't determined by the outcome it's determined by what your intentions were

determined by what your intentions were when you started and whether or not you

when you started and whether or not you achieved those and their argument I'm

achieved those and their argument I'm not [ __ ] you this is the [ __ ]

not [ __ ] you this is the [ __ ] College historian level [ __ ] argument

College historian level [ __ ] argument for America losing America lost because

for America losing America lost because their goal was to prevent the spread of

their goal was to prevent the spread of Communism and Communism spread after

Communism and Communism spread after they showed up and prevented it the

they showed up and prevented it the whole [ __ ] time okay you understand

whole [ __ ] time okay you understand how [ __ ] [ __ ] that is imagine

how [ __ ] [ __ ] that is imagine that you're a firefighter Rich imagine

that you're a firefighter Rich imagine that you're a firefighter you get you

that you're a firefighter you get you get called to a house it's hard to

get called to a house it's hard to pretend to be that gay sorry oh you you

pretend to be that gay sorry oh you you don't like the second responders you

don't like the second responders you know what [ __ ] it let me secure the

know what [ __ ] it let me secure the scene real quick imagine imagine that

scene real quick imagine imagine that you're a cop yeah oh I like those guys

you're a cop yeah oh I like those guys and you show you show up to a fight

and you show you show up to a fight dicks but they're effective you show up

dicks but they're effective you show up to a fight and there's this big dude

to a fight and there's this big dude beating up a little dude right and you

beating up a little dude right and you show up and you stop the big guy from

show up and you stop the big guy from beating up the little guy and you beat

beating up the little guy and you beat the [ __ ] out of him until he says okay

the [ __ ] out of him until he says okay I'm done and you're like cool I'm going

I'm done and you're like cool I'm going to go home now and then three years

to go home now and then three years later that guy beats up that guy again

later that guy beats up that guy again and you get a phone call saying that you

and you get a phone call saying that you didn't do your job three years ago does

didn't do your job three years ago does that make any sense to anybody that's

that make any sense to anybody that's [ __ ] [ __ ] that's the best way you

[ __ ] [ __ ] that's the best way you just that is the most simple way to

just that is the most simple way to [ __ ] explain that it's so [ __ ]

[ __ ] explain that it's so [ __ ] stupid cuz cuz at that point cuz I bring

stupid cuz cuz at that point cuz I bring put this argument up every [ __ ] time

put this argument up every [ __ ] time because I'm like okay well if the goal

because I'm like okay well if the goal can't ever change never otherwise you're

can't ever change never otherwise you're a failure nobody's ever won a war

a failure nobody's ever won a war literally [ __ ] ever because [ __ ]

literally [ __ ] ever because [ __ ] changes eventually right it's just

changes eventually right it's just different when America does it because

different when America does it because the [ __ ] revisionist historians just

the [ __ ] revisionist historians just want to be America [ __ ] bad all the

want to be America [ __ ] bad all the time I hate it I'm so mad that's that's

time I hate it I'm so mad that's that's pretty so that's the way I explain like

pretty so that's the way I explain like Afghanistan to people cuz I don't know

Afghanistan to people cuz I don't know about Iraq but like Afghanistan what we

about Iraq but like Afghanistan what we do is every year during the fighting

do is every year during the fighting Seasons cuz you guys all know they have

Seasons cuz you guys all know they have fighting seasons in Afghanistan they

fighting seasons in Afghanistan they show up in the spring with a bunch of

show up in the spring with a bunch of [ __ ] retards they have they have

[ __ ] retards they have they have [ __ ] recruited from Pakistan or

[ __ ] recruited from Pakistan or usbekistan pick a [ __ ] stand they all

usbekistan pick a [ __ ] stand they all go to the different stands over there

go to the different stands over there right so they come across the border

right so they come across the border they get their [ __ ] pushed in by Uncle

they get their [ __ ] pushed in by Uncle Sam every single time they get into a

Sam every single time they get into a fight they run away like [ __ ] because

fight they run away like [ __ ] because we just [ __ ] them up right they run

we just [ __ ] them up right they run back to Pakistan they they [ __ ] throw

back to Pakistan they they [ __ ] throw some more money at the next generation

some more money at the next generation of [ __ ] idiots they come back the

of [ __ ] idiots they come back the next year we kill all the dumb ones and

next year we kill all the dumb ones and we did this for 20 [ __ ] years so like

we did this for 20 [ __ ] years so like people like you lost in Afghanistan like

people like you lost in Afghanistan like okay Afghanistan is a house we're going

okay Afghanistan is a house we're going to treat it like that I go to your house

to treat it like that I go to your house and I beat your ass but you start hiding

and I beat your ass but you start hiding and every day I'm in your house just

and every day I'm in your house just looking around for you and every time I

looking around for you and every time I find you I [ __ ] you up and I do it for

find you I [ __ ] you up and I do it for 20 years then finally I'm like this is

20 years then finally I'm like this is boring I'm done with this I yeah and you

boring I'm done with this I yeah and you just I won cuz you didn't you didn't

just I won cuz you didn't you didn't finish the job like what I can turn you

finish the job like what I can turn you to Glass if I really felt like it like I

to Glass if I really felt like it like I could Foundation your house in 10

could Foundation your house in 10 minutes you just you just made the

minutes you just you just made the United States a burglar

hey where are you the oh my God he's back your story is America illegally

back your story is America illegally kicks in the door of their neighbor's

kicks in the door of their neighbor's house and then beats theu out of their

house and then beats theu out of their neighbor and the neighbor like I'm going

neighbor and the neighbor like I'm going to hide from you you're like yeah you

to hide from you you're like yeah you [ __ ] better and then you show up

[ __ ] better and then you show up every two days was a horrible analy

every two days was a horrible analy we'll start it different we'll start it

we'll start it different we'll start it different the the neighbor came out and

different the the neighbor came out and threw a rock and broke our window and

threw a rock and broke our window and now we showed up

I feel more like I feel like the United States John Wicked Afghanistan like the

States John Wicked Afghanistan like the Taliban did 911 which is basically

Taliban did 911 which is basically killing our dog and we were like no no

killing our dog and we were like no no not the puppy and then we went over to

not the puppy and then we went over to their house and we just you know did all

their house and we just you know did all the Russian stuff where we're like I

the Russian stuff where we're like I think I'm back you know but it's crazy

think I'm back you know but it's crazy when you look at the numbers so was is

when you look at the numbers so was is it a little under 3,000 I think it's six

it a little under 3,000 I think it's six less than 3,000 people died in 911 I

less than 3,000 people died in 911 I think it's like

think it's like 2,994 died in 911 but in Afghanistan 20

2,994 died in 911 but in Afghanistan 20 years of fighting 2400 soldiers died

years of fighting 2400 soldiers died it's like we you killed more people on

it's like we you killed more people on 9/11 than you did in 20 years of

9/11 than you did in 20 years of fighting us and you want to tell

fighting us and you want to tell everybody you [ __ ] won okay we wish

everybody you [ __ ] won okay we wish you the best in your future [ __ ] the

you the best in your future [ __ ] the other annoying part is it's like you

other annoying part is it's like you can't even like win a war because

can't even like win a war because there's no [ __ ] official government

there's no [ __ ] official government there to even sign a peace treaty at not

there to even sign a peace treaty at not one not one that actually has control of

one not one that actually has control of their [ __ ] so it's like you're not even

their [ __ ] so it's like you're not even fighting a a imagine if America though

fighting a a imagine if America though if America just did it where they won

if America just did it where they won the war like [ __ ] 3 seven days later

the war like [ __ ] 3 seven days later we're like oh we're win and then we just

we're like oh we're win and then we just pulled out instantly that would be way

pulled out instantly that would be way more gangsters like boom killed okay bye

more gangsters like boom killed okay bye storm

storm wasac you said it I think you said it in

wasac you said it I think you said it in your video storm and over Schwarz and I

your video storm and over Schwarz and I have known it for forever and I loved

have known it for forever and I loved your your talking point because it's

your your talking point because it's absolutely true stor nor and Schwarz was

absolutely true stor nor and Schwarz was like we're gonna we're going to push

like we're gonna we're going to push past everybody and just take over Iraq

past everybody and just take over Iraq as fast as we can because the

as fast as we can because the politicians are going to [ __ ] this up

politicians are going to [ __ ] this up and then we took we [ __ ] laid waste

and then we took we [ __ ] laid waste to Iraq in like what 14 days uh the air

to Iraq in like what 14 days uh the air raid was 30 days but uh the ground war I

raid was 30 days but uh the ground war I think it was 100 hours was the ground

think it was 100 hours was the ground [ __ ] War it was like super the ground

[ __ ] War it was like super the ground war was like days a couple days before

war was like days a couple days before they had all of the Iraq forces pinned

they had all of the Iraq forces pinned and like separated completely was it you

and like separated completely was it you that that made a video about how we

that that made a video about how we smoked all their tanks cuz they they

smoked all their tanks cuz they they bunkered up their tanks yeah oh yeah

bunkered up their tanks yeah oh yeah they [ __ ] up the tanks especially in

they [ __ ] up the tanks especially in the '90s because that's when like Abrams

the '90s because that's when like Abrams brand new the t78 t-72s that they were

brand new the t78 t-72s that they were using outad Antiquated and then they

using outad Antiquated and then they didn't have GPS that was 73 eting wasn't

didn't have GPS that was 73 eting wasn't it 73 easting was a [ __ ] turkey shoot

it 73 easting was a [ __ ] turkey shoot they didn't know [ __ ] how many we only

they didn't know [ __ ] how many we only lost did we even lose a single Abram it

lost did we even lose a single Abram it was like one AB got stuck in the mud

was like one AB got stuck in the mud because some private didn't know how to

because some private didn't know how to an abam has never been lost in combat

an abam has never been lost in combat like Abrams have been lost to IEDs but

like Abrams have been lost to IEDs but that's it and then we used a th how many

that's it and then we used a th how many tanks they lost like a thousand tank all

tanks they lost like a thousand tank all of them all of the I think it was like

of them all of the I think it was like one battalion push 7 73 e it wasn't even

one battalion push 7 73 e it wasn't even Abrams going like we had Bradley's out

Abrams going like we had Bradley's out there [ __ ] [ __ ] up that toe missile

there [ __ ] [ __ ] up that toe missile [ __ ] man that toe [ __ ] but I mean we

[ __ ] man that toe [ __ ] but I mean we still had like there's stories and like

still had like there's stories and like full animated reenactments where they

full animated reenactments where they interview the guys it's like two Bradley

interview the guys it's like two Bradley come up over a ridge and there's like

come up over a ridge and there's like there's like 30 [ __ ] t-72s and

there's like 30 [ __ ] t-72s and they're

they're like we got four toe missiles let's

like we got four toe missiles let's [ __ ] go they [ __ ] take out like

[ __ ] go they [ __ ] take out like five [ __ ] tanks somehow and then dip

five [ __ ] tanks somehow and then dip it's [ __ ]

it's [ __ ] awesome it's nuts man like there's I've

awesome it's nuts man like there's I've seen some of those interviews from 73

seen some of those interviews from 73 easting those those guys know ABS I

easting those those guys know ABS I think the only only the only armored

think the only only the only armored vehicle we lost in 73 easting was to

vehicle we lost in 73 easting was to Friendly Fire if I'm not mistaken what

Friendly Fire if I'm not mistaken what the [ __ ] yeah we look they weren't doing

the [ __ ] yeah we look they weren't doing it so we kicked our own ass

it so we kicked our own ass okayu what what dude was just like yeah

okayu what what dude was just like yeah that's definitely not one of

that's definitely not one of ours that color that thing that looks

ours that color that thing that looks nothing like the enemy tanks that we've

nothing like the enemy tanks that we've been studying one I'm in yeah did they

been studying one I'm in yeah did they get one of our one of ours we should

get one of our one of ours we should definitely shoot at it just in case

definitely shoot at it just in case you've met privates there's a funny

you've met privates there's a funny saying and I enjoy saying it uh what's

saying and I enjoy saying it uh what's the difference between a trash can and a

the difference between a trash can and a tank there's only one dirt bag in a

tank there's only one dirt bag in a trash can ouch yeah it's one of my

trash can ouch yeah it's one of my favorite tanker slings but honestly I

favorite tanker slings but honestly I used to be a tanker you know that right

used to be a tanker you know that right you're Eng engineer [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you

you're Eng engineer [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you Crunchies they make a nice crunch Splat

Crunchies they make a nice crunch Splat when you go underneath the tracks

when you go underneath the tracks Airborne tanker [ __ ] No Such Thing

Airborne tanker [ __ ] No Such Thing nope nope NOP nope it's when you hang

nope nope NOP nope it's when you hang your ass over the edge of the the tank

your ass over the edge of the the tank you take a [ __ ] oh man I at Fort Knox I

you take a [ __ ] oh man I at Fort Knox I was like standing at the edge like

was like standing at the edge like there's the the sponson box and the

there's the the sponson box and the bustle rack I was right at the back

bustle rack I was right at the back corner oh I know what the sponson box

corner oh I know what the sponson box and the bustle rack are have you ever

and the bustle rack are have you ever heard of the brussel sprout uh it's it's

heard of the brussel sprout uh it's it's Harry Potter right now it's part it's

Harry Potter right now it's part it's part of

part of theonis and if you don't if you don't

theonis and if you don't if you don't properly cut the uh the epidemis then

properly cut the uh the epidemis then you you you

you you you out I'm standing between the big cage on

out I'm standing between the big cage on the back of the turret and the little

the back of the turret and the little the little toolbox on the side of the

the little toolbox on the side of the turret how oh that was hard [ __ ] I'm

turret how oh that was hard [ __ ] I'm standing there middle of the night

standing there middle of the night taking a piss grass Tyson

over I'm better than you cuz I know the words you can just say the Box on the

words you can just say the Box on the back get di you so I'm standing there

back get di you so I'm standing there taking a piss I was still in in osit and

taking a piss I was still in in osit and dude snuck out right behind me it was it

dude snuck out right behind me it was it was on the tank middle of the night and

was on the tank middle of the night and he snuck out and kicked me into my own

he snuck out and kicked me into my own piss off the top of the [ __ ] tank

piss off the top of the [ __ ] tank that's awesome yeah it was not a good

that's awesome yeah it was not a good experience that was probably the the

experience that was probably the the worst that I ever had you tried to flex

worst that I ever had you tried to flex big words on us to tell us a story about

big words on us to tell us a story about how you got kicked in your own piss yeah

how you got kicked in your own piss yeah drill start your dick dumb dumbest [ __ ]

drill start your dick dumb dumbest [ __ ] tankers are cool I got kicked in my own

tankers are cool I got kicked in my own piss you're really fighting for it

piss you're really fighting for it speaking of [ __ ] that think they

speaking of [ __ ] that think they know everything Elon Musk making it

know everything Elon Musk making it [ __ ] trending on the internet that

[ __ ] trending on the internet that tanks are Obsolete and dumb is the most

tanks are Obsolete and dumb is the most second most annoying thing on the

second most annoying thing on the internet to me wa when did this happen

internet to me wa when did this happen this was like a year ago but he's like

this was like a year ago but he's like ah tanks are just they're Dom you could

ah tanks are just they're Dom you could take him out with the javelin mle tank

take him out with the javelin mle tank warfare has changed a lot I will tell

warfare has changed a lot I will tell you that like it's changed but they're

you that like it's changed but they're not obsolete they do great Point

not obsolete they do great Point Security they do great open Terrain in

Security they do great open Terrain in an urban environment enough anti-tank

an urban environment enough anti-tank guided missile teams are going to [ __ ]

guided missile teams are going to [ __ ] up a column of armor yes I agree cuz

up a column of armor yes I agree cuz guided missiles have just got way better

guided missiles have just got way better but open terrain you're never going to

but open terrain you're never going to be able [ __ ] but when you talk to these

be able [ __ ] but when you talk to these [ __ ] idiots they're like oh they're

[ __ ] idiots they're like oh they're just going to pull the javelin out of

just going to pull the javelin out of their back pocket like in the video

their back pocket like in the video games it'sing you know how [ __ ] hard

games it'sing you know how [ __ ] hard it is to have the right two dudes that

it is to have the right two dudes that are trained in the right place at the

are trained in the right place at the right time to shoot a [ __ ] quarter of

right time to shoot a [ __ ] quarter of a million do missile how much does

a million do missile how much does javelin weigh they're about

javelin weigh they're about $250,000 million they weigh uh I think

$250,000 million they weigh uh I think with the clue they're right around 70b

with the clue they're right around 70b 75 for reference what's a clue the clue

75 for reference what's a clue the clue uh cuz I don't have one right now the

uh cuz I don't have one right now the computer it's the little thing they look

computer it's the little thing they look through yeah the little AER thing the

through yeah the little AER thing the the iPad that aims it yes pretty much we

the iPad that aims it yes pretty much we wouldn't even take the M8 like the the

wouldn't even take the M8 like the the 50 cal sniper rifle on missions cuz it

50 cal sniper rifle on missions cuz it weighed too much 48 pounds isn't it yeah

weighed too much 48 pounds isn't it yeah we're like n the thing weighs too

we're like n the thing weighs too [ __ ] much to walk out for a mile and

[ __ ] much to walk out for a mile and set up in op we're like man we're good

set up in op we're like man we're good no one's taking out javelins because you

no one's taking out javelins because you cannot just stealthily do that when we

cannot just stealthily do that when we take out a4s one of the first things s

take out a4s one of the first things s Raina would say just remember these are

Raina would say just remember these are lighter if we shoot them so that's how

lighter if we shoot them so that's how we start ambushes always with an at4

we start ambushes always with an at4 well also I feel like that [ __ ] is a good

well also I feel like that [ __ ] is a good way to put people's heads down too yeah

way to put people's heads down too yeah I was well you're not supposed to start

I was well you're not supposed to start the first time I saw well the first time

the first time I saw well the first time I saw one used in combat it was so

I saw one used in combat it was so lackluster because well yeah with a

lackluster because well yeah with a rocket you're doing an open Leaf site

rocket you're doing an open Leaf site with a

with a rocket I mean there's so many people

rocket I mean there's so many people that are disappointed that you don't

that are disappointed that you don't know how to use iron

know how to use iron s we did one out a vehicle

s we did one out a vehicle boom and then it goes and then it's the

boom and then it goes and then it's the house behind the vehicle we're like uhoh

house behind the vehicle we're like uhoh close enough who call out civil Affairs

close enough who call out civil Affairs they'll for it yeah I've been there the

they'll for it yeah I've been there the first time I ever saw one fired though

first time I ever saw one fired though like he hit the wall it was a wall it

like he hit the wall it was a wall it was like I don't know 200 yard away from

was like I don't know 200 yard away from us across this open field hit the wall

us across this open field hit the wall like it was loud as [ __ ] obviously cuz

like it was loud as [ __ ] obviously cuz it's not everyone thinks it's like a

it's not everyone thinks it's like a like the movies like a no it's boom and

like the movies like a no it's boom and then it's flying across the [ __ ] the

then it's flying across the [ __ ] the terrain and then it's boom whenever it

terrain and then it's boom whenever it hits there's there's no swoosh and you

hits there's there's no swoosh and you can't see it move by they're not slow

can't see it move by they're not slow but he fired it it was my squad leader M

but he fired it it was my squad leader M he fired this [ __ ] thing it hit the

he fired this [ __ ] thing it hit the wall and there was like nothing happened

wall and there was like nothing happened like there was a little smoke behind it

like there was a little smoke behind it I was like this is this is [ __ ]

I was like this is this is [ __ ] garbage by the time we bounded up there

garbage by the time we bounded up there I saw that it put a hole like this in

I saw that it put a hole like this in the wall and the wall behind it was

the wall and the wall behind it was [ __ ] gone like that that's what it

[ __ ] gone like that that's what it did like oh that makes perfect [ __ ]

did like oh that makes perfect [ __ ] sense I'm mad Tyler gray isn't here for

sense I'm mad Tyler gray isn't here for you to meet him us us three did a

you to meet him us us three did a podcast with him it's like one of the

podcast with him it's like one of the best podcasts we've ever done he was uh

best podcasts we've ever done he was uh Delta boy Delta and he's like like kind

Delta boy Delta and he's like like kind of being secretive at first and then he

of being secretive at first and then he starts opening up about some [ __ ] and

starts opening up about some [ __ ] and he's like yeah we had these grenades

he's like yeah we had these grenades that would like just collapse a building

that would like just collapse a building on itself I was like that sounds like a

on itself I was like that sounds like a thermal Barrack explosion he's like yeah

thermal Barrack explosion he's like yeah they're like the size of a 2 L it'll

they're like the size of a 2 L it'll just [ __ ] collapse the whole building

just [ __ ] collapse the whole building and CQB at4 and we're like and we all

and CQB at4 and we're like and we all went excuse me I heard about the CQB at4

went excuse me I heard about the CQB at4 that's why

that's why we water charge on the

we water charge on the back and he thought all of us would know

back and he thought all of us would know what that is he's like yeah everyone use

what that is he's like yeah everyone use them like I think I saw that episode or

them like I think I saw that episode or just like that little snippet where

just like that little snippet where you're just like yeah we're just going

you're just like yeah we're just going room clearing with an at4 yeah we use

room clearing with an at4 yeah we use that all the time in normal combat like

that all the time in normal combat like that dude yeah it's like your epidemis

that dude yeah it's like your epidemis on the back of the SM

morgas God damn it you know you want me to start using big missile words I can

to start using big missile words I can start using big missile words I don't

start using big missile words I don't want want to feel stupid and make fun of

want want to feel stupid and make fun of you even more with the [ __ ] plane

you even more with the [ __ ] plane thing likee thing cuz you do all the

thing likee thing cuz you do all the plane videos and [ __ ] how annoy well I

plane videos and [ __ ] how annoy well I guess you don't try to do like the

guess you don't try to do like the history [ __ ] too much plain nerds are

history [ __ ] too much plain nerds are like train bro if you if you say if

like train bro if you if you say if you're like this is an f-18a they're

you're like this is an f-18a they're like no it's not that's an f8a B27 I I

like no it's not that's an f8a B27 I I can tell because there's a dimple on the

can tell because there's a dimple on the back fin yeah it's a block

back fin yeah it's a block 20an yeah it's nuts so like I try to

20an yeah it's nuts so like I try to make jokes about The Growler and I can't

make jokes about The Growler and I can't find a picture of a growler it's a it's

find a picture of a growler it's a it's a F18 that's designed for cyber warfare

a F18 that's designed for cyber warfare and like jamming Radars it's the

and like jamming Radars it's the scariest thing in the air in my book

scariest thing in the air in my book like cuz I stare at those things through

like cuz I stare at those things through radar they're terrifying and uh that

radar they're terrifying and uh that thing I can never find a [ __ ] picture

thing I can never find a [ __ ] picture of it so like I just have an F18 and

of it so like I just have an F18 and every time I make a video with the F18 I

every time I make a video with the F18 I have to be like I know this isn't a

have to be like I know this isn't a Growler but I'm making a growler joke

Growler but I'm making a growler joke like I have to do that because my whole

like I have to do that because my whole comment section is just that's not a

comment section is just that's not a growler like I [ __ ] know and all the

growler like I [ __ ] know and all the Brits right now are laughing at the term

Brits right now are laughing at the term Growler cuz Growler is apparently a

Growler cuz Growler is apparently a euphemism for um a clunge lady part

euphemism for um a clunge lady part yeah AA wound the the worst comments

yeah AA wound the the worst comments though are anytime I do a video on the

though are anytime I do a video on the ac130 or the A10 warthog and I hate it

ac130 or the A10 warthog and I hate it every [ __ ] time without fail B this

every [ __ ] time without fail B this is actually only useful if you have air

is actually only useful if you have air superiority cool we always do name a

superiority cool we always do name a time we haven't [ __ ] face we invented

time we haven't [ __ ] face we invented planes you [ __ ] [ __ ] we invented air

planes you [ __ ] [ __ ] we invented air superiority literally we're just making

superiority literally we're just making a new for it too cuz it was like air

a new for it too cuz it was like air superiority then Air Supremacy now we're

superiority then Air Supremacy now we're on air dominance next one's like air

on air dominance next one's like air omnipotence or some sh [ __ ] stupid

omnipotence or some sh [ __ ] stupid Air Supremacy sounded a

Air Supremacy sounded a little little 20th Special Forces Group

little little 20th Special Forces Group that's what sound like that's not a

that's what sound like that's not a flying the three again what were the

flying the three again what were the three again uh Air Supremacy air or

three again uh Air Supremacy air or excuse me air superiority how the middle

excuse me air superiority how the middle ones like at at I'm that's what I'm

ones like at at I'm that's what I'm saying Air Supremacy air dominance so

saying Air Supremacy air dominance so yeah and then it's going to be air

yeah and then it's going to be air [ __ ] cleansing I don't so going to

[ __ ] cleansing I don't so going to move but we must do the air cleansing

move but we must do the air cleansing now the A10 I don't know who did it the

now the A10 I don't know who did it the A10 gets so much hate from [ __ ]

A10 gets so much hate from [ __ ] internet nerds cuz they're

internet nerds cuz they're like you know the A10 has more Friendly

like you know the A10 has more Friendly Fires than any other plane that's why

Fires than any other plane that's why it's bad it's like also hear me out

it's bad it's like also hear me out maybe maybe go on it also has the most

maybe maybe go on it also has the most Friendly Fires cuz it's the only plane

Friendly Fires cuz it's the only plane that's designed to shoot people on the

that's designed to shoot people on the ground Jesus I wonder the amount of

ground Jesus I wonder the amount of times that people have gone on uh danger

times that people have gone on uh danger close and they're like all

close and they're like all right holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you're dead on

right holy [ __ ] [ __ ] you're dead on keep doing that the guy's legs just hit

keep doing that the guy's legs just hit me from 50 yards away

me from 50 yards away doing that thing we didn't know what

doing that thing we didn't know what those were like I didn't I didn't know

those were like I didn't I didn't know what they were until the first time I

what they were until the first time I literally saw one 400 yard away it hit

literally saw one 400 yard away it hit this and we some jackasses were shooting

this and we some jackasses were shooting at us and we're were just like cool yeah

at us and we're were just like cool yeah we need close there there was open

we need close there there was open terrain and there're just like we need

terrain and there're just like we need to close air support and apparently

to close air support and apparently everything in Kandahar was bored at that

everything in Kandahar was bored at that time so we got 810 kaiw was and an

time so we got 810 kaiw was and an Apache so A10 came through like we got

Apache so A10 came through like we got A10 inbound I was like I don't know what

A10 inbound I was like I don't know what the [ __ ] that is and like I heard the

the [ __ ] that is and like I heard the and the ground you could feel the ground

and the ground you could feel the ground vibrate from 400 yard away I was like

vibrate from 400 yard away I was like what the [ __ ] is that that's depleted

what the [ __ ] is that that's depleted uranium it was [ __ ] and like you see

uranium it was [ __ ] and like you see trees blown in half and buildings

trees blown in half and buildings collaps I was like it was the coolest

collaps I was like it was the coolest [ __ ] man props the bad guys for fighting

[ __ ] man props the bad guys for fighting after that yeah no like they that would

after that yeah no like they that would be absolutely terrifying I like I got to

be absolutely terrifying I like I got to like this the thing I I hate the Taliban

like this the thing I I hate the Taliban but I do admire their fighting spirit

but I do admire their fighting spirit cuz they're out gunned out Tred out

cuz they're out gunned out Tred out equipped like every measurable category

equipped like every measurable category we beat them and they're still like we

we beat them and they're still like we got this right we're [ __ ] ready for

got this right we're [ __ ] ready for it let's do this [ __ ] that's like a

it let's do this [ __ ] that's like a 5-year-old bouncing his forehead off of

5-year-old bouncing his forehead off of a kitchen table too many times like I'm

a kitchen table too many times like I'm proud of him cuz he kept doing it no

proud of him cuz he kept doing it no he's just too

stupid right you're not wrong you said it

right you're not wrong you said it yourself it's the they oh we go to

yourself it's the they oh we go to Pakistan we pick up all these idiots

Pakistan we pick up all these idiots that are poor and stupid and they're

that are poor and stupid and they're like we can handle it and then they're

like we can handle it and then they're like we can still handle

like we can still handle it oh my God yeah that's what the taline

it oh my God yeah that's what the taline is it's a bunch of [ __ ] 5-year-olds

is it's a bunch of [ __ ] 5-year-olds with a bandage on their head because

with a bandage on their head because they they just keep hitting the kitchen

they they just keep hitting the kitchen table and Mommy's too you know dumb put

table and Mommy's too you know dumb put a helmet on it [ __ ] oh no you're doing a

a helmet on it [ __ ] oh no you're doing a great job you're really you're really

great job you're really you're really Brave with all those bruises on your

Brave with all those bruises on your sunken in

sunken in forehead you got a dent in your forehead

forehead you got a dent in your forehead and people aren't calling you dumb

and people aren't calling you dumb they're calling you Brave it's about

they're calling you Brave it's about consistent

consistent where did you play Afghan or Iraq oh

where did you play Afghan or Iraq oh both of mine were in Iraq both of them

both of mine were in Iraq both of them the the it's it's so disappointing cuz I

the the it's it's so disappointing cuz I really wanted to go fight the Taliban

really wanted to go fight the Taliban and it ended up just like creating like

and it ended up just like creating like this sinkhole for Iran to get more

this sinkhole for Iran to get more powerful I mean we we found the first

powerful I mean we we found the first Isis kill house in Iraq in moad like we

Isis kill house in Iraq in moad like we didn't it was Isis we didn't know what

didn't it was Isis we didn't know what that was because it didn't not exist or

that was because it didn't not exist or to us especi we're just like oh it's

to us especi we're just like oh it's just a kill house this is torture

just a kill house this is torture slaughtering people we don't know what

slaughtering people we don't know what this flag means we don't know what this

this flag means we don't know what this most nonchalant way ever of talking

most nonchalant way ever of talking about a kill house yeah this is where

about a kill house yeah this is where all the bodies since we're on Isis let's

all the bodies since we're on Isis let's talk about what happened in Russia was

talk about what happened in Russia was everyone excited or upset about that

everyone excited or upset about that like let's gauge the room a little bit

like let's gauge the room a little bit well so fast forward we pushed like

well so fast forward we pushed like loved that they cut off that dude's ear

loved that they cut off that dude's ear and fed it to

and fed it to him unpop unpopular opinion you go after

him unpop unpopular opinion you go after civilians like that love to see it good

civilians like that love to see it good really set the standard you know how to

really set the standard you know how to make people not do that again exactly

make people not do that again exactly russi's done and I know I know hey we're

russi's done and I know I know hey we're America we're better than that we can't

America we're better than that we can't be torturing people you know whatever

be torturing people you know whatever but at the same time you know you put

but at the same time you know you put that [ __ ] up on YouTube and everybody in

that [ __ ] up on YouTube and everybody in the Russian government's like yes we

the Russian government's like yes we could have your ear if you try to kill

could have your ear if you try to kill our people why do we should show this

our people why do we should show this yes and just like you just showed a guy

yes and just like you just showed a guy get his ear cut off and people eating

get his ear cut off and people eating him they're like please don't go and

him they're like please don't go and kill civilians meet us face on okay you

kill civilians meet us face on okay you know Ukraine we do not like uh you know

know Ukraine we do not like uh you know but they do not kill civilians so we

but they do not kill civilians so we don't cut off their we do them I feel

don't cut off their we do them I feel like the whole world watched that was

like the whole world watched that was just like I they they deserve it but

just like I they they deserve it but [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] I don't know how to

[ __ ] I don't [ __ ] I don't know how to feel right now like beating up the guy

feel right now like beating up the guy that smacked your sister you're like all

that smacked your sister you're like all right you know he doesn't like he earned

right you know he doesn't like he earned it yeah he earned every bit of that

it yeah he earned every bit of that they're not going to do it in a while no

they're not going to do it in a while no one's going to be like ah oh can we talk

one's going to be like ah oh can we talk about I saw the video of them like

about I saw the video of them like walking through the mall and firing and

walking through the mall and firing and one of the guys AKs immediately he was

one of the guys AKs immediately he was firing fire

firing fire shooting all over the place yeah it it's

shooting all over the place yeah it it's dirty ammo so if you're shooting a lot

dirty ammo so if you're shooting a lot of Russian ammo Wolf ammo or anything

of Russian ammo Wolf ammo or anything like that especially how they build it

like that especially how they build it when you have steel casings extremely

when you have steel casings extremely dirty and it will shoot God Fireballs

dirty and it will shoot God Fireballs because of how they make their rounds

because of how they make their rounds cheap shitty [ __ ] just having Fireball

cheap shitty [ __ ] just having Fireball I'm talking about Fireballs I'm talking

I'm talking about Fireballs I'm talking about Sparks that shot out like dragons

about Sparks that shot out like dragons barel it look like Dragon shot yeah you

barel it look like Dragon shot yeah you can find them no that's what I mean like

can find them no that's what I mean like ammo if you do that it's like it's just

ammo if you do that it's like it's just like it's becoming basically frangible

like it's becoming basically frangible in the barrel and it's just it's like

in the barrel and it's just it's like burning out and like shooting specs he

burning out and like shooting specs he was firing into a crowd of like 10

was firing into a crowd of like 10 people huddled in a corner and none of

people huddled in a corner and none of them were none of them were going down

them were none of them were going down they were still moving being like Oh God

they were still moving being like Oh God which is terrifying shredded the rounds

which is terrifying shredded the rounds or I think so yeah that's [ __ ] nuts

or I think so yeah that's [ __ ] nuts man they probably had like a samurai T

man they probably had like a samurai T you know two samurai swords in the

you know two samurai swords in the barrel and cut it in half they're like

barrel and cut it in half they're like it's going to make it four bullets man

it's going to make it four bullets man it's going to make four bullets I saw

it's going to make four bullets I saw the US do it with the missile so it

the US do it with the missile so it could work for us oh my God unpopular

could work for us oh my God unpopular opinion about [ __ ] I'm just real

opinion about [ __ ] I'm just real quick because we we talked about this

quick because we we talked about this I've been sitting on it no no no no you

I've been sitting on it no no no no you sitting on your [ __ ] yes absolutely

sitting on your [ __ ] yes absolutely talking about the um the Japanese right

talking about the um the Japanese right so there's just like one story I think

so there's just like one story I think there's a couple of them but one sticks

there's a couple of them but one sticks out in my mind and there was this

out in my mind and there was this Japanese soldier that was on an island

Japanese soldier that was on an island and he stayed there forever and they

and he stayed there forever and they found him like 20 years later and he was

found him like 20 years later and he was like in a tattered uniform and they were

like in a tattered uniform and they were like we're so proud of you you stood

like we're so proud of you you stood your ground you like you a piece of [ __ ]

your ground you like you a piece of [ __ ] Japanese soldier that's that cool you

Japanese soldier that's that cool you were out there killing all these like

were out there killing all these like innocent people in China that's not a

innocent people in China that's not a dude to be celebrated the Philippines

dude to be celebrated the Philippines his name was I think it was hero OT was

his name was I think it was hero OT was his name yeah

his name yeah he killed like 29 or 30 innocent

he killed like 29 or 30 innocent Filipino civilians over the time that

Filipino civilians over the time that heie [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] they this dude

heie [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] they this dude was so loyal to the cause because they

was so loyal to the cause because they were like hey only your commander can

were like hey only your commander can come and say it's over everything they

come and say it's over everything they had his wife's they thought the

had his wife's they thought the commander turned he did and then um his

commander turned he did and then um his own wife came out his wife and his

own wife came out his wife and his brother flew to the Philippines and

brother flew to the Philippines and we're like out in the woods with

we're like out in the woods with megaphones he's like not buying it

megaphones he's like not buying it please don't kill it any more innocent

please don't kill it any more innocent civilians it's been a 40

civilians it's been a 40 years they are L [ __ ] I know this Tri

years they are L [ __ ] I know this Tri speaking of [ __ ] it's my favorite

speaking of [ __ ] it's my favorite quote ever don't Donald Trump don't

quote ever don't Donald Trump don't trust the China China

trust the China China [ __ ] my favorite thing ever oh my God

[ __ ] my favorite thing ever oh my God every time that you talk about communism

every time that you talk about communism I always I always think of is [ __ ]

I always I always think of is [ __ ] it's the best that man that man lives in

it's the best that man that man lives in my brain rent free oh good there it is

my brain rent free oh good there it is uh should be the unburnt powder firing

uh should be the unburnt powder firing up as it's leaving the barrel that is

up as it's leaving the barrel that is why the Sparks are bigger on trap trash

why the Sparks are bigger on trap trash cheap ammo speaking of Communism did you

cheap ammo speaking of Communism did you see my new shirt that's in my merch

see my new shirt that's in my merch store no I have a shirt in my merch

store no I have a shirt in my merch store that says ihe heart

communism oh yeah go go on how much is that shirt it cost

that shirt it cost $999.99 and it only comes in size small

$999.99 and it only comes in size small why does it only come in small because

why does it only come in small because they

they hungry I hope someone might that [ __ ]

hungry I hope someone might that [ __ ] shirt I wish that I could make a shirt

shirt I wish that I could make a shirt uh with uh sh graa in it yes that's

uh with uh sh graa in it yes that's exactly it that's exactly what it looked

exactly it that's exactly what it looked like when they were were shooting into

like when they were were shooting into the people burn powder igniting with

the people burn powder igniting with Shay graa and just and have just have it

Shay graa and just and have just have it laced with like dumb sayings about how

laced with like dumb sayings about how socialism is horrible I dude I remember

socialism is horrible I dude I remember being in high school and seeing people

being in high school and seeing people wear shave graa shirts I was like you

wear shave graa shirts I was like you know that guy killed gays like he just

know that guy killed gays like he just lined them up he thought they were some

lined them up he thought they were some human that's the funny thing it's like

human that's the funny thing it's like stupid high school kids are like I'd

stupid high school kids are like I'd like to not have to work for a living

like to not have to work for a living this shirt's cool and it's like you

this shirt's cool and it's like you would actually [ __ ] hate that guy

would actually [ __ ] hate that guy like he's not a good dude at all it's

like he's not a good dude at all it's not even close it's [ __ ] insane to me

not even close it's [ __ ] insane to me no that's why I mean look at any new

no that's why I mean look at any new wave it's like as you say communism Leon

wave it's like as you say communism Leon can you grab me a white claw hey it's a

can you grab me a white claw hey it's a boy Leon just came in Leon did you want

boy Leon just came in Leon did you want to come say hi while habitual light

to come say hi while habitual light Crosser takes a [ __ ] it's our boy a

Crosser takes a [ __ ] it's our boy a beautiful boy this is our friend Mr Leon

beautiful boy this is our friend Mr Leon Lush say hello good to see you guys how

Lush say hello good to see you guys how you doing I do have an Uber outside

you doing I do have an Uber outside waiting so I'm just going to

waiting so I'm just going to you've got you literally have some white

you've got you literally have some white on the side of your face is it oh yeah

on the side of your face is it oh yeah well I I usually brush my eyes with

well I I usually brush my eyes with toothpaste so you a little bit here this

toothpaste so you a little bit here this guy night of drinking like he can you

guy night of drinking like he can you hear my voice right now Clos the bar

hear my voice right now Clos the bar down with me you're my age so you're

down with me you're my age so you're hurting right now oh yeah I had my

hurting right now oh yeah I had my coffee I'm hanging in there but he said

coffee I'm hanging in there but he said the shittiest thing to me yesterday he's

the shittiest thing to me yesterday he's like cuz I'm from you know Buffalo New

like cuz I'm from you know Buffalo New York and he's from Boston and he's just

York and he's from Boston and he's just like yeah man you know what it's like

like yeah man you know what it's like you know we're we're both we're from New

you know we're we're both we're from New England and I was like don't you ever

England and I was like don't you ever ever [ __ ] say that I'm not from New

ever [ __ ] say that I'm not from New Hampshire or Vermont I didn't know it

Hampshire or Vermont I didn't know it was like when donut introduced meat

was like when donut introduced meat Canyon before me I was like I was like

Canyon before me I was like I was like dude that's the shittiest thing I've

dude that's the shittiest thing I've ever heard anybody say I'm so mad but

ever heard anybody say I'm so mad but it's so funny that's so funny I'm upset

it's so funny that's so funny I'm upset that I didn't think of it I'm mad that

that I didn't think of it I'm mad that you said it I'm happy that it's

you said it I'm happy that it's hysterical there was so many emotions

hysterical there was so many emotions yes we're forever fellow new englanders

yes we're forever fellow new englanders now I ha I hate you so much I love you

now I ha I hate you so much I love you guys love the best

guys love the best don't

don't gross fly sa buddy yeah I hope you're

gross fly sa buddy yeah I hope you're not flying in a

not flying in a Boeing

Boeing 747 beautiful he didn't even give me a

747 beautiful he didn't even give me a white claw what a piece of [ __ ] I got

white claw what a piece of [ __ ] I got you we got a dial it back they Caucasian

you we got a dial it back they Caucasian claws oh Caucasian you

claws oh Caucasian you whoa where where did the term Caucasian

whoa where where did the term Caucasian come from I know caucus the caucus

come from I know caucus the caucus caucus tell me more well I mean it's in

caucus tell me more well I mean it's in the Asian area so [ __ ] and Asian

the Asian area so [ __ ] and Asian [Music]

[Music] yeah it also means uh tiny white wiener

yeah it also means uh tiny white wiener yeah I was like speaking of that's okay

yeah I was like speaking of that's okay what's some big what your gu what what's

what's some big what your gu what what's some big content you guys actually have

some big content you guys actually have coming up uh coming up I I don't want to

coming up uh coming up I I don't want to give away any any uh any secrets here

give away any any uh any secrets here but I am working on people have asked

but I am working on people have asked for my characters to be more long form

for my characters to be more long form move them around more have them inter

move them around more have them inter interact with each other more I'm I'm

interact with each other more I'm I'm working on that but I don't want to give

working on that but I don't want to give more than that so that's what I got long

more than that so that's what I got long form content I'm I'm going to be

form content I'm I'm going to be actually trying to create some some

actually trying to create some some types of EP episodes with my my

types of EP episodes with my my characters and [ __ ] yeah stories I mean

characters and [ __ ] yeah stories I mean I'm I'm shooting for 10 minutes that's

I'm I'm shooting for 10 minutes that's my goal is around 10 minutes long so

my goal is around 10 minutes long so we'll see what I get out of it it's that

we'll see what I get out of it it's that good money 10 minutes is that good money

good money 10 minutes is that good money P yeah we'll see be doing good Rich what

P yeah we'll see be doing good Rich what are you working

are you working on Jesus Christ this video has taken me

on Jesus Christ this video has taken me two months to make it's 40 minutes long

two months to make it's 40 minutes long it's posting today so it'll be out

it's posting today so it'll be out already so you'll be able to see

already so you'll be able to see it there is a group of men that go out

it there is a group of men that go out and do fake basic trainings oh my God

and do fake basic trainings oh my God I'm not done oh I know where this is

I'm not done oh I know where this is going and I am labored breath the the

going and I am labored breath the the video starts off with me talking about a

video starts off with me talking about a couple different groups that do it and

couple different groups that do it and then it focuses on i' say the last twoth

then it focuses on i' say the last twoth thirds on this group called MDK murder

thirds on this group called MDK murder death kill uh that's the modern day

death kill uh that's the modern day night project oh my God murder death

night project oh my God murder death Kill by the way that's great reference

Kill by the way that's great reference oh my God and there is a specific inst

oh my God and there is a specific inst instructor in it named Steven and stepen

instructor in it named Steven and stepen uh was a marine from like 1996 to 2001

uh was a marine from like 1996 to 2001 and screams at people and treats them

and screams at people and treats them like [ __ ] and goes off the Rockers and

like [ __ ] and goes off the Rockers and Stephen if you're watching uh you're

Stephen if you're watching uh you're upset because you never stayed in the

upset because you never stayed in the military to fight alongside your friends

military to fight alongside your friends after 9/11 happened you coward also [ __ ]

after 9/11 happened you coward also [ __ ] you Neil to Grass Tyson yeah so I

you Neil to Grass Tyson yeah so I dislike him cuz he's a jizz and all

dislike him cuz he's a jizz and all these people are grifting off of the

these people are grifting off of the military experience

military experience and I'll give you a specific example of

and I'll give you a specific example of why their jiz is griffing off the

why their jiz is griffing off the military experience is they have a bell

military experience is they have a bell like Navy Seals like in Buds and they

like Navy Seals like in Buds and they have stamped on it US Navy and the the

have stamped on it US Navy and the the turds that pay

turds that pay $18,000 to get yelled at for three days

$18,000 to get yelled at for three days by these idiots will ring the bell when

by these idiots will ring the bell when they quit just like the Navy

they quit just like the Navy Seals and they're all pieces of [ __ ] and

Seals and they're all pieces of [ __ ] and I dislike them this is [ __ ] Bonkers I

I dislike them this is [ __ ] Bonkers I so I I know exactly where talking about

so I I know exactly where talking about cuz they started popping up on my

cuz they started popping up on my [ __ ] 18 Grand and I I looked it up

[ __ ] 18 Grand and I I looked it up and I was like and I scroll through the

and I was like and I scroll through the comments and most of them are like

comments and most of them are like reasonable like us like dude just enlist

reasonable like us like dude just enlist like it's if you want to get yelled at

like it's if you want to get yelled at by another dude just [ __ ] you get

by another dude just [ __ ] you get paid to do that literally get paid to do

paid to do that literally get paid to do it and uh most of them are like that but

it and uh most of them are like that but every once in a while you get someone

every once in a while you get someone who obviously paid and like went through

who obviously paid and like went through the whole process cuz they're like

the whole process cuz they're like welcome to the club brothers and like

welcome to the club brothers and like you're a part of a A Higher Learning and

you're a part of a A Higher Learning and I was just like this is the greatest

I was just like this is the greatest scam I've ever seen my wife she was

scam I've ever seen my wife she was talking to me about she's like it's

talking to me about she's like it's perfect because if they succeed it's

perfect because if they succeed it's because the program made them succeed

because the program made them succeed but if they fail it's because they

but if they fail it's because they weren't ready to make the [ __ ] change

weren't ready to make the [ __ ] change and which is the up thing because the

and which is the up thing because the program is supposed to make you better

program is supposed to make you better not force you to fail it's a grip sorry

not force you to fail it's a grip sorry I'm so I just like you've been working

I'm so I just like you've been working on it for two months and you are so

on it for two months and you are so [ __ ] stok it's 45 minutes long and I

[ __ ] stok it's 45 minutes long and I I don't I I mean I don't I hold back a

I don't I I mean I don't I hold back a little bit I make sure to say things

little bit I make sure to say things appropriately because I don't want to

appropriately because I don't want to get like get some cease and assist order

get like get some cease and assist order from these [ __ ] but oh unfortunately

from these [ __ ] but oh unfortunately there are some high uh the guy that runs

there are some high uh the guy that runs MDK the owner also has different

MDK the owner also has different offshoots some of the offshoots are

offshoots some of the offshoots are legitimate and they like they teach

legitimate and they like they teach people like skills you pay like 10 grand

people like skills you pay like 10 grand for I think he's a and

for I think he's a and unfortunately some of his offshoots have

unfortunately some of his offshoots have outstanding veterans in them because I

outstanding veterans in them because I don't think they're aware of how much of

don't think they're aware of how much of a and a grifter this guy is

a and a grifter this guy is unfortunately one of the offshoot

unfortunately one of the offshoot businesses from this the the owner of

businesses from this the the owner of this Jizzy

this Jizzy MDK has a good training regiment thing

MDK has a good training regiment thing I'll say good I don't really know

I'll say good I don't really know everything about it but it it seems to

everything about it but it it seems to be a more pay to learn skills not to get

be a more pay to learn skills not to get the [ __ ] kicked out of you and Tim

the [ __ ] kicked out of you and Tim Kennedy teaches firearms training in it

Kennedy teaches firearms training in it oh yeah so that seemed okay the training

oh yeah so that seemed okay the training seemed good worthwhile for the money

seemed good worthwhile for the money you're having special operators crazy

you're having special operators crazy skilled dudes teach you for a

skilled dudes teach you for a substantial amount of money how they

substantial amount of money how they work and do the things and hey hey if

work and do the things and hey hey if you're going to pay I don't know how

you're going to pay I don't know how much money it was for that school and

much money it was for that school and you're going to have the crem TOA Creme

you're going to have the crem TOA Creme of people that have been involved in it

of people that have been involved in it I can understand that purchase you're

I can understand that purchase you're learning you're actually you're learning

learning you're actually you're learning from the best and you've got money to

from the best and you've got money to spend cuz you're [ __ ] loaded hey

spend cuz you're [ __ ] loaded hey that's cool I if I could have enough

that's cool I if I could have enough money to have Chuck Norris teach me

money to have Chuck Norris teach me karate I'd [ __ ] do it right basically

karate I'd [ __ ] do it right basically the same thing especially with that hat

the same thing especially with that hat right that's his only rule these colors

right that's his only rule these colors don't run and but what I what I I want

don't run and but what I what I I want those veterans and people to see is that

those veterans and people to see is that the owner that owns both of those two

the owner that owns both of those two things is such a piece of [ __ ] that you

things is such a piece of [ __ ] that you should just [ __ ] stay away from him

should just [ __ ] stay away from him cuz all he cares about is the money in

cuz all he cares about is the money in the bottom line which is a business I

the bottom line which is a business I understand but you're willing to

understand but you're willing to sacrifice the veteran space for it and

sacrifice the veteran space for it and then the veterans that are there and

then the veterans that are there and stay there Stephen you bald piece of

stay there Stephen you bald piece of [ __ ] are grifters and they know they can

[ __ ] are grifters and they know they can they can just [ __ ] off they can

they can just [ __ ] off they can absolutely [ __ ] off they turds you your

absolutely [ __ ] off they turds you your veteran status has been revoked it's

veteran status has been revoked it's like John Wick you're no longer consec

like John Wick you're no longer consec cre of grounds and he's the one deploy

cre of grounds and he's the one deploy right what's that one of them didn't do

right what's that one of them didn't do he got out the guy Steve specifically in

he got out the guy Steve specifically in his bio says uh he was a marine from

his bio says uh he was a marine from 2000 1996 to like 2001 and he's like and

2000 1996 to like 2001 and he's like and he's the psychopath that has absolutely

he's the psychopath that has absolutely no control over himself doesn't know

no control over himself doesn't know what he's doing doesn't know how to lead

what he's doing doesn't know how to lead doesn't know what any what what he's

doesn't know what any what what he's doing all he knows he's like oh my job

doing all he knows he's like oh my job is to make you [ __ ] suffer like I'm

is to make you [ __ ] suffer like I'm sick of Fant and he and guess what you

sick of Fant and he and guess what you left in 2001 won you left when you could

left in 2001 won you left when you could have stayed in and fought alongside your

have stayed in and fought alongside your brothers in Afghanistan against the

brothers in Afghanistan against the Taliban but no no you didn't you're a

Taliban but no no you didn't you're a coward and now instead of being with

coward and now instead of being with your Bros and being like you know we

your Bros and being like you know we went through battle together it was it

went through battle together it was it was real and we fought the Taliban that

was real and we fought the Taliban that attacked us you yell at overpaid

attacked us you yell at overpaid teenagers and grown ass men and pretend

teenagers and grown ass men and pretend like you're hard suck my dick go run a

like you're hard suck my dick go run a marathon I don't give a if you're

marathon I don't give a if you're shredded and 58 years old on trt up your

shredded and 58 years old on trt up your ass

ass you're a turd you're aing turd bro I

you're a turd you're aing turd bro I went to their website cuz after after

went to their website cuz after after enough I was like how do they convince

enough I was like how do they convince these idiots to do this so I clicked on

these idiots to do this so I clicked on their website and I want to say about 70

their website and I want to say about 70 times on one page it said flip the

times on one page it said flip the switch did you see that too it's like

switch did you see that too it's like when you're ready to flip the switch

when you're ready to flip the switch come join us and be the elite so you can

come join us and be the elite so you can flip the switch and then you're going to

flip the switch and then you're going to flip the switch I was like bro it

flip the switch I was like bro it literally says flip the switch on their

literally says flip the switch on their website like 70 [ __ ] times if you

website like 70 [ __ ] times if you have to I seen one video and I always

have to I seen one video and I always say it like this if you have to yell and

say it like this if you have to yell and say you are the leader you're you're not

say you are the leader you're you're not the leader up top that is that is I'm

the leader up top that is that is I'm charge no guys you say that a you have

charge no guys you say that a you have zero respect and you are [ __ ] I'm

zero respect and you are [ __ ] I'm literally waiting for the thumbnail to

literally waiting for the thumbnail to come out so then I can post it

come out so then I can post it today oh dude I'm excited I know what

today oh dude I'm excited I know what I'm watching on my oh I know everyone's

I'm watching on my oh I know everyone's like okay you're going to download that

like okay you're going to download that what time's it come out Rich dude like

what time's it come out Rich dude like the second this is dead I'm so hot I'm

the second this is dead I'm so hot I'm hot right now

if you watch my video and you see the stupid [ __ ] this bald ass [ __ ] Steve

stupid [ __ ] this bald ass [ __ ] Steve does you're you're just like you you're

does you're you're just like you you're you're a raging dick without a hole to

you're a raging dick without a hole to go into and that's all you are and then

go into and that's all you are and then the biggest thing that pisses me off is

the biggest thing that pisses me off is just it's just it just pisses me off so

just it's just it just pisses me off so much it's like I'm a big trunk strange

much it's like I'm a big trunk strange man I just comp youing left before 911

man I just comp youing left before 911 and didn't come back [ __ ] you [ __ ]

and didn't come back [ __ ] you [ __ ] you God you're going to be angry cops in

you God you're going to be angry cops in this video no I'm pretty I have to I

this video no I'm pretty I have to I have to stay even killed until the end

have to stay even killed until the end and then the end I say words the end I

and then the end I say words the end I say some words we got the round brown

say some words we got the round brown back out and everything no no no it's

back out and everything no no no it's it's like 45 minutes I couldn't do the I

it's like 45 minutes I couldn't do the I mean I could scream for 45 minutes

mean I could scream for 45 minutes that's really not that hard but uh no no

that's really not that hard but uh no no I did like a breakdown because I didn't

I did like a breakdown because I didn't want people thinking that I was one of

want people thinking that I was one of these [ __ ] screaming because I can't

these [ __ ] screaming because I can't control

control myself I had to do a breakdown of it and

myself I had to do a breakdown of it and be like here you go here you go this

be like here you go here you go this guy's got a valid you know social media

guy's got a valid you know social media following this guy doesn't this guy's a

following this guy doesn't this guy's a piece of [ __ ] this guy buys his

piece of [ __ ] this guy buys his followers these people are paying this

followers these people are paying this much I'm so glad I finally met rich in

much I'm so glad I finally met rich in person you you know years well was it

person you you know years well was it two years ago we roasted each other we

two years ago we roasted each other we had a little roast battle and then Tik

had a little roast battle and then Tik Tok took everything [ __ ] down oh yeah

Tok took everything [ __ ] down oh yeah it was it was it was gloves on it was

it was it was it was gloves on it was pretty it was pretty kid nice people

pretty it was pretty kid nice people yeah people reported our [ __ ] for

yeah people reported our [ __ ] for bullying yeah I roasted him TI's garbage

bullying yeah I roasted him TI's garbage [ __ ] trash so I roasted him he

[ __ ] trash so I roasted him he roasted me it was a good time and I hope

roasted me it was a good time and I hope Tik Tok gets banned oh yeah it was

Tik Tok gets banned oh yeah it was almost there good I'm I'm now more than

almost there good I'm I'm now more than you on Tik Tok I have 1.4 million I

you on Tik Tok I have 1.4 million I really hope it gets banned now I didn't

really hope it gets banned now I didn't know that but I super hope it gets

know that but I super hope it gets banned

banned [ __ ] you

[ __ ] you hlc like this ends it do you even post

hlc like this ends it do you even post on Tik Tok I'm still mad about these

on Tik Tok I'm still mad about these idiots and fake basic training I can't

idiots and fake basic training I can't not focus I I can't this is your tism

not focus I I can't this is your tism when you get mad at something it's so

when you get mad at something it's so stupid it's so stupid they're taking

stupid it's so stupid they're taking advantage of idiots oh I could not that

advantage of idiots oh I could not that is one thing I've never understood is

is one thing I've never understood is the idea of paying for leadership course

the idea of paying for leadership course to that degree if it's like Elon Musk

to that degree if it's like Elon Musk I'm like okay hboy wants he's going to

I'm like okay hboy wants he's going to teach me business for 3 days I'm paying

teach me business for 3 days I'm paying 18 Grand however much I'm like he knows

18 Grand however much I'm like he knows his [ __ ] obviously he knows his [ __ ] I'm

his [ __ ] obviously he knows his [ __ ] I'm going to learn something if homeboy

going to learn something if homeboy starts yelling at me

starts yelling at me like I do not like like I get it I get

like I do not like like I get it I get in the video I say I get it it's people

in the video I say I get it it's people that weren't in that want the veteran

that weren't in that want the veteran status right what does the veteran

status right what does the veteran status mean it means this right we all

status mean it means this right we all deployed we all get each other we all we

deployed we all get each other we all we all understand the difficults we went

all understand the difficults we went through even though they might have been

through even though they might have been different there's there's a Brotherhood

different there's there's a Brotherhood back each other up there's government

back each other up there's government and non-government organizations that

and non-government organizations that want to help us because of the things

want to help us because of the things that we went through there is there it's

that we went through there is there it's it's um it's one of those things it's

it's um it's one of those things it's trauma bonding right that's it's trauma

trauma bonding right that's it's trauma bonding so they're and also this sounds

bonding so they're and also this sounds really lame and I I I I cringe at saying

really lame and I I I I cringe at saying it we're like the warrior class of the

it we're like the warrior class of the United States because we've all been

United States because we've all been deployed

uh we signed our name on the like to do it I'm only 29 [ __ ] all of

you sh [ __ ] on you made me me happy brought me back to happiness good

happy brought me back to happiness good now yeah yeah I'm okay man don't worry

now yeah yeah I'm okay man don't worry in a minute we're going to bring up that

in a minute we're going to bring up that Marine that embezzled all that money and

Marine that embezzled all that money and had a fake Purple Heart those guys are

had a fake Purple Heart those guys are those guys are

those guys are LM can you imagine just like sitting

LM can you imagine just like sitting around like a table with a bunch of Bros

around like a table with a bunch of Bros and they're like what if we did like

and they're like what if we did like basic trading and they're like we should

basic trading and they're like we should have a bell like the like the uh like

have a bell like the like the uh like the seals to like oh [ __ ] it that's they

the seals to like oh [ __ ] it that's they have a wall of tomahawks what's up with

have a wall of tomahawks what's up with that did you see the wall of tomahawks

that did you see the wall of tomahawks they have was that for graduating

they have was that for graduating tomahawks are cool oh oh here we

tomahawks are cool oh oh here we go I hate I my unit was the tomahawks

go I hate I my unit was the tomahawks got so much now they call us tommies

got so much now they call us tommies tomies somebody died in their training

tomies somebody died in their training they killed a dude see that's what I

they killed a dude see that's what I thought it was somebody died right

thought it was somebody died right somebody died and they're still doing

somebody died and they're still doing they're still going on so $18,000 for

they're still going on so $18,000 for like a dude and there's like 20 dudes in

like a dude and there's like 20 dudes in each class if not more and you couldn't

each class if not more and you couldn't have like a medical personnel there to

have like a medical personnel there to like assist him that's that's

like assist him that's that's unfortunate they're getting sued

unfortunate they're getting sued currently wait they didn't have medical

currently wait they didn't have medical I don't know if they did or didn't they

I don't know if they did or didn't they don't show anybody with even a [ __ ]

don't show anybody with even a [ __ ] Med pouch right well even well even then

Med pouch right well even well even then in the video I talk about like as a

in the video I talk about like as a drill sergeant like these want to be

drill sergeant like these want to be drill sergeant screaming at people like

drill sergeant screaming at people like even as a drill sergeant we go through

even as a drill sergeant we go through like medical training to make sure we

like medical training to make sure we can identify what's going on with

can identify what's going on with somebody like rabo oh yeah rabo and

somebody like rabo oh yeah rabo and extreme if you don't know what rabo it

extreme if you don't know what rabo it is extremely deadly it is the

is extremely deadly it is the overexertion of muscles your proteins

overexertion of muscles your proteins can't break down so then uh your kidneys

can't break down so then uh your kidneys struggle and that's why you pee out

struggle and that's why you pee out blood or really dark urine and then your

blood or really dark urine and then your body just shuts down and your body

body just shuts down and your body starts like eating away your MUSC my

starts like eating away your MUSC my lieutenant had it failure [ __ ]

lieutenant had it failure [ __ ] terrible for you and it it's extremely

terrible for you and it it's extremely hard to get to that point we didn't see

hard to get to that point we didn't see much of it military was the only time

much of it military was the only time you really seen it until CrossFit came

you really seen it until CrossFit came out then we seen a huge surge of rabdo

out then we seen a huge surge of rabdo with Crossfit because it was like oh

with Crossfit because it was like oh don't worry about this we'll just

don't worry about this we'll just [ __ ] you push through it you push

[ __ ] you push through it you push through fun yeah then you over exert

through fun yeah then you over exert yourself even if you're already

yourself even if you're already physically fit you can overexert

physically fit you can overexert yourself to an extreme and then you can

yourself to an extreme and then you can dude some people get rabos so [ __ ]

dude some people get rabos so [ __ ] easy I had one dude um I I did one

easy I had one dude um I I did one workout session this is personal

workout session this is personal training you I was [ __ ] locked in

training you I was [ __ ] locked in he's like I don't work out I was like

he's like I don't work out I was like okay this will be easy I had him

okay this will be easy I had him do 10 or 10 body squats up and down four

do 10 or 10 body squats up and down four times there's like four sets of that

times there's like four sets of that we'll do some push-ups we'll do light

we'll do some push-ups we'll do light jump rope I was easing him into workout

jump rope I was easing him into workout and I was like okay here is just uh and

and I was like okay here is just uh and then diet

then diet I got a call from him I was like he's

I got a call from him I was like he's like man I I can't move I was like man

like man I I can't move I was like man we did a really light day he's like

we did a really light day he's like should my pee look like this I was like

should my pee look like this I was like uh send a picture send it I was like oh

uh send a picture send it I was like oh bro you got rabbed though what the [ __ ]

bro you got rabbed though what the [ __ ] you barely did anything and I had him go

you barely did anything and I had him go to the ER and then they loaded him up

to the ER and then they loaded him up with uh IVs and everything and they were

with uh IVs and everything and they were like oh that was actually really close

like oh that was actually really close to kidney failure that's how bad rabo is

to kidney failure that's how bad rabo is you will [ __ ] die like you can come

you will [ __ ] die like you can come back and be okay but there are some

back and be okay but there are some points where you cannot and then your

points where you cannot and then your body's like changed forever and now you

body's like changed forever and now you can do like the minimal physical

can do like the minimal physical activity cuz your body will just break

activity cuz your body will just break down you're like just tear itself down

down you're like just tear itself down [ __ ] nuts and they're just pushing

[ __ ] nuts and they're just pushing people into that where I didn't know

people into that where I didn't know someone died from someone passed away

someone died from someone passed away and there's a suit going against them

and there's a suit going against them and

and Steve and Steve Steve is named in it

Steve and Steve Steve is named in it Steve is named in it and I have a nice

Steve is named in it and I have a nice little cut of Steve like being super

little cut of Steve like being super upset and being like my job is to kill

upset and being like my job is to kill you well you succeeded

you well you succeeded Steve you [ __ ] did it you did it you

Steve you [ __ ] did it you did it you could you couldn't do it to a [ __ ]

could you couldn't do it to a [ __ ] Afghan in the Taliban but you did it to

Afghan in the Taliban but you did it to somebody in the United States United

somebody in the United States United States citizen good job what if you

States citizen good job what if you don't if you don't need a veteran like

don't if you don't need a veteran like none of us judge if you've not joined

none of us judge if you've not joined the military like I give a [ __ ] if you

the military like I give a [ __ ] if you don't deploy I don't give a shout I

don't deploy I don't give a shout I usually say you're one of the Smart Ones

usually say you're one of the Smart Ones my dumbass didn't have a choice I was

my dumbass didn't have a choice I was like B I have a GED B I'm pooring

like B I have a GED B I'm pooring Mexican I can shoot guns war I got

Mexican I can shoot guns war I got $1,800 a month like it's a very bad

$1,800 a month like it's a very bad paycheck it was an experience that I

paycheck it was an experience that I want it wish on anyone and then I got

want it wish on anyone and then I got back I'm like okay huh now I tell

back I'm like okay huh now I tell everyone don't do that or join the Air

everyone don't do that or join the Air Force like be smart do that you're just

Force like be smart do that you're just sitting in your car I've never I'm not

sitting in your car I've never I'm not once in my [ __ ] life to be like if

once in my [ __ ] life to be like if you haven't joined the military yet you

you haven't joined the military yet you know what you can do pay 10 grand do a

know what you can do pay 10 grand do a 5-day course oh my God to get smoked out

5-day course oh my God to get smoked out and you will be such a leader after that

and you will be such a leader after that [ __ ] no never in my [ __ ] life would I

[ __ ] no never in my [ __ ] life would I say that to anyone one of them got a

say that to anyone one of them got a tattoo on his arm arm it's it's like a

tattoo on his arm arm it's it's like a whole upper sleeve and it's his

whole upper sleeve and it's his graduating class of like six or seven

graduating class of like six or seven guys like running through the sand

guys like running through the sand holding like their class flag it looks

holding like their class flag it looks like a [ __ ] seal tattoo like a buds

like a [ __ ] seal tattoo like a buds Class Tattoo I'm telling you that guy's

Class Tattoo I'm telling you that guy's going to get his ass kicked if he goes

going to get his ass kicked if he goes into the right Club in Sand Diego he's

into the right Club in Sand Diego he's going to be like what are you what class

going to be like what are you what class were you in like oh I was in this class

were you in like oh I was in this class buds you were in class 002 for buds

buds you were in class 002 for buds that's like in the' 60s no no not buds

that's like in the' 60s no no not buds man it was kind of like buds we had to

man it was kind of like buds we had to ring a bell we had to ring a bell pretty

ring a bell we had to ring a bell pretty much the same thing we had this Marine

much the same thing we had this Marine that got out and cowed before you know

that got out and cowed before you know you know 911 his one right now he's

you know 911 his one right now he's watching this episode like [ __ ] it's the

watching this episode like [ __ ] it's the cringiest [ __ ] ever it looks like a

cringiest [ __ ] ever it looks like a really good tattoo but it's just like

really good tattoo but it's just like it's like getting a really beautiful

it's like getting a really beautiful tattoo of yourself getting

tattoo of yourself getting pegged like like

like [ __ ] Christ that's the cat right there that's

Christ that's the cat right there that's I think we I think we can end it on that

I think we I think we can end it on that note cuz a boy Nick has to go to the

note cuz a boy Nick has to go to the [ __ ]

[ __ ] airport it's like the outer street is

airport it's like the outer street is beautiful but the the message is lost oh

beautiful but the the message is lost oh my God Nick closes up beautiful son of a

my God Nick closes up beautiful son of a [ __ ] thank you for watching the

[ __ ] thank you for watching the unsubscribed podcast I've been joined

unsubscribed podcast I've been joined here today by my co-host Mr Eli double

here today by my co-host Mr Eli double tap Ethan Mr habitual line Crosser and

tap Ethan Mr habitual line Crosser and my dear friend Mr angry cops Steph's a

my dear friend Mr angry cops Steph's a piece of

piece of [ __ ] where can we find you guys I'm on

[ __ ] where can we find you guys I'm on uh the YouTubes under angry cops I also

uh the YouTubes under angry cops I also have a website angry cops.com where all

have a website angry cops.com where all the links are available because a friend

the links are available because a friend of mine taught me that combining all the

of mine taught me that combining all the links together makes it easier for

links together makes it easier for people to goly [ __ ] he taught me the

people to goly [ __ ] he taught me the same thing because you can find me at

same thing because you can find me at habitual line cross.com great segue

habitual line cross.com great segue wasn't it it was good pretty good yeah

wasn't it it was good pretty good yeah thank you guys for joining us we love

thank you guys for joining us we love you

you [Music]

bye we see [Music]

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