This content humorously depicts a child's manipulative negotiation tactics with their father, using fabricated stories and veiled threats to extract money, ultimately revealing a surprising twist about the "mysterious man" and the child's cleverness.
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in the olden days in japan children played
played
small wrestling near the small hall and
they played
prisoners near prison
hey honey you stand your clothes again
hey did you play prisoners today
mommy i didn't really want to but if i don't
don't
they're not going to play with me
anymore you know your friend
kinchen he doesn't stain his clothes well
well
there's a reason for that mommy kim chan
has a life sentence so he just sat in
the prison all day
but my penalty was much lighter than
that so i had to work outside and carry
dirt bags
if that's the case make sure to get a
life sentence
such was a typical conversation between
a child and a parent
dad yes daddy
yes what do you want i think you are a
good father i'm a good father
okay go out and play i often talk about you
you
you work so hard for our family your
great father you could possibly be
the best father in the entire world
you must be really tired so maybe i can
massage your shoulders and
back and legs if you want hey kimbo
whenever you're so kind to me i get
really nervous because uh you're usually
up to something so my conclusion my
friend is
go out and play that's the exit okay dude
dude
i'll go out and play but didn't you
forget something did i forget something
no i don't think so yeah you know what i need
need
whenever i go up no i don't what do you want
want
i need some someone just told me
okay um i needed some money
you want some money so you gave me all
this compliment just because you wanted
some money
i kind of believed your words you know
come on you heard me no
i'm not gonna give you any money oh dad
please give me
all my friends got it whenever they go
out well
the thing is i've already given you one
yen today
that's enough for a child i've already
spent it
then it's not my problem is it huh no
i'm not gonna give you money oh
damn just small amount would do hey
if you keep on spending money like that
you're not gonna be a decent adult i
don't have to be a decent
adult it's just gonna good enough to be
like you
shut up it's it's really hard to be like
me if they can't be like you
they might as well become bigger shut up
shut up shut up
you'd better give me money daddy awesome
you're trying to threaten me you're so cute
cute
no i'm not gonna give you money okay
and then i'll just ask somebody who will
give me money
who's that mom
mom you have no idea where her money
comes from her money
comes from this man so if i ask her not
to give you money then she's not gonna
give you any money
that's why you think right you're so
well what do you mean by that
i know her secret you know her secret okay
okay
well tell me her secret then okay
the other day when you are out
yes a cool looking man came to a house
a cool looking man came to our house okay
okay
and what happened and uh
no i can't tell you anymore because
you'll be really
really upset no i'm not
a kind of guy who gets upset about small
stuff i read the book so i'll be okay so
yeah tell me the story so you want to
hear that story yes i do tell me the story
story
okay so daddy have you ever been to the
storytelling house
yes i have you know i sometimes go there
i like listening to stories
okay then so do you pay that admission
fee before or
after entering the house oh chicken but
you wanted me to pay for your story
that's how life goes daddy
okay um
okay so tell me the story okay
the other day when you're out cool
looking man wearing
sunglasses and holding on that walking
stick came to our house
hello and mommy said oh
i've been waiting for you and she's oh
you came at the right timing
because my husband is out and she took
his hand
and let him into the house what she
let him into the house and what happened oh
oh
you wanna hear the rest of the story yes
i do tell me the rest of the story oh
so much for wearing yen i need one more
yeah to tell you the rest of the story okay
okay
okay okay here is one way
thank you that and what happened and she
told me
to go out and play and i said no i don't
want to but she said i'll give you money
so i went up oh you are
stupid oh officially sweet stup i can't
even say stupid you're stupid really stupid
stupid
you you should have pretended to go out
but stay at the door pick it inside the
house and
report it back to me dead
i'm here i'm very smart i went talk
i came straight back that peek inside
the house and
screen door which had been open when i
left the house
was close the screen door was closed and uh
uh
what happened oh do you want me to open
the door
open the door so much for two years i
need one more and to open the door
come on two years a lot of money
the next part is the climax of the story
so i need one more in to tell you the
rest of the story okay okay
okay here's one way
thank you so open the door okay okay okay
okay
calm down there i opened the door
and peeked inside the room and the foot
of mattress
was laid on the floor and mom told him to
to
sit on the futon and the man started
touching my mommy's
arms shoulders and back and he
she looked and sounded very very comfortable
comfortable
well she she looked and sounded
comfortable and what happened oh
so much fun three yeah you want to hear
the rest of the story yeah
of course i need one more yes
sure here you go thank you and what happened
happened
i peeked inside the room man
and the man looked at me i looked back
at him
and i knew him did you know him and you
know him
do i know him who was it oh
you want to find out the secret identity
of this mysterious man
yes i want to find out the secret
identity of this mysterious man ah
so much for four years i need one
million to reveal
the secret identity of this mysterious
he got no thank you so who was it um
it was the masseuse living in the next
vlog and uh he was giving her massage because
because
she had a sore back yeah and that's all
and she feels better
great all right thank you for your
business let me see you later
cool looking man wearing sunglasses and
holding on the walking stick
because a lot of my sister in japan are blind
blind
and he was touching her arms shoulders
and back
yeah of course he's a muslim he was just
doing his job
hey honey what are you mumbling about hey
hey
where have you been kimbo just took my
five years
oh really but how
well he told me a story about you and i
paid him five billion
then he didn't take it you paid him five million
million
so what did he tell you about me oh you
wanna hear that
story yes of course okay then first give me
me
5 yen you
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