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hey kids who comes to your mind when you
think of an actor who absolutely loves
his or her job as in they love their job
so much that they're willing to star in
a movie that is not so good or perhaps
it is good but it doesn't pay them what
they're worth I think you could have let
me know that everyone in your family is
a personally I can think of
several Kiana Reeves comes to mind as a
guy who takes on many roles good or bad
because he just loves The Art of
Storytelling one could even argue that
Adam Sandler at the this point is just
like making movies for fun sorry I way
too much you were right and I just
respect the heck out of all of them to
me it just shows that they love acting
and film so much that garbage movies are
not beneath them and you know who else I
love for this very reason terara Reed if
you don't know who she is terara Reed
was one of the biggest it girls of the
early 2000s she was a household name she
starred in hugely popular movies
especially in like the teen genre she
was an American Pie Cruel Intentions Jo
the Pussycats Van Wilder the big
Labowski I could go on and on I was then
and still am a very big terrored fan now
I don't really want to go too deeply
into her downfall as some would put it
because I don't want to but she did hit
a pretty decent size rough patch in her
career and she went from starring in
these huge Blockbuster films to these
absurd straight to DVD Walmart Bargain
Bin flicks and I am obsessed I love it
so much it's niche it's weird it's
bizarre I guess bizarre and weird are
redundant but still and she's doing it
because despite being drugg through the
mud by the media and the public over the
years and despite her own personal
struggles she holds her head high and
says you know what I like movies I don't
care if they're cool or not I want to
play a weird hillbilly named Billy Jean
collecting Treasures from a flooded
trailer park I want to star in a film
franchise about a tornado made of sharks
I want to star in films where you can't
even see
me why a damn minute yes friends terara
Reed is a cool cat who loves her craft
and she is the reigning queen of be
movies which you all know we love over
here on this channel her filmography is
extensive to say the least I wish I had
time to cover all of these movies but
today we're going to focus on my four
faves so buckle up brace yourselves for
some fake blood and CGI shark attacks
kiddos might want to ear Muffet or IM
Muffet for this one I don't know I don't
know the rules and let's Dive Right into
terara reads incredible filmography
starting with shark NATO but
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kids we're back all right so if you
don't know sharo is about you guessed it
a shark infested tornado or some of us
like to call it a teado if you're lucky
maybe there'll be a Tado so the very
opening scene of shark NATO is the shark
NATO itself don't do not drink every
time I say shark Nat you'll die but
anyway it's just like a ton of sharks
swimming Crazy Fast a tornado a tenado
comes it sucks the Sharks up in there
and it's very exciting for us as the
viewer right because by the time we
start meeting characters at this bar we
know the shark NATO is coming but
they they don't you know so working at
this bar we have Cassie skbo I was a big
big Cassie scbo fan at one point loved
her and Make It or Break It I feel like
she was in one of the Bring It On movies
she's great uh her character's name is
Nova and we have the late great John
herd playing the creepy bar Patron
George I still got some moves you know
don't worry though you guys Nova gets
revenge hey oopsies looks like you need
another drink why did you knock over his
beer just to immediately make him
another one isn't that more work for you
so then we meet this guy Finn he is the
owner of the bar and this is his friend
B say and you may think this is quite
normal for a guy to show up to the bar
that he owns with his friend but what
you don't know because I didn't show it
is that they actually just got back from
a massive shark Massacre
shark literally 10 seconds before this
scene they were on the beach getting
eaten by a ton of great whites and they
like watched a bunch of people die with
their own eyes B about got his leg bitten
off he's just like n big deal n big deal
might they was just hes and LS of shars
Kars Kars of shars so Finn does not
believe that this is a shark NATO okay
he's not taking it seriously he thinks
the Sharks came knocking because of a
simple little storm it's a storm that's
what's Driven him all up north
eventually they'll go back to where they
came from they were knocking yeah knock
knock knocking on your door what so as
he starts to realize that the shark NATO
is getting more and more serious that's
when he finally bucks up and calls our
girl tered Hello wax residence so Terra
plays Finn's estranged wife April yeah
Finn I know your voice what do you want
and when the shark NATO like fully hits
Finn's bar they all have to escape they
make a run for it and they band together
to go rescue April as well as Finn's
strange daughter but not before Nova
shark on what the heck's going on back
there Cy mate that's a bug so they head
they make it to April's house and she is
just not happy at all to see her strange
husband or his friends but she has no
choice to let them in because the sharks
right Nice Shot they get inside you find
out April has moved on okay she lives
with this guy Colin April is mine excuse
me and you can tell he lives here
because his individual photos hanging on
the wall of the staircase A Plus on the
set design anyway so Colin get eaten
sharks in the swing pool is
impossible it was sad but I didn't know
him a even his picture got ruined and
the Bloody water a lot of bloody water
in this flick looks like it's that time
of the month all the deaths in this
movie are just so incredible this is why
I love film this is why I love bad film
in particular because people will just
do whatever it takes to tell their story
regardless of their budget you know if
it means you got to kill off a character
like this my mom always told me
Hollywood would kill me
then so be it you know one of my
favorite things to do when I get a movie
into my editing software is to just like
scrub through a scene like that frame by
frame like this with the bus driver you
can literally see this huge prop it's
not even a prop it's probably like a CGI
thing comes directly in front of this
actor they didn't even bother making him
look like he got squished meanwhile ter
is just like my boyfriend's dead and I
less my boyfriend he got eaten by a
shark [Music]
[Music]
ofs like that's what she's singing to
herself obviously so the gang goes to
find Finn and April's son Matt who
happens to be a helicopter pilot and
they load up with some gear like
chainsaws and stuff she nice and then he
and Nova get in the helicopter to go and
drop some bombs inside the shark Nat at
this point there's multiple shark Nat I
don't know how that happened so it works
the first time but the second time it
was a bit of a fail and Nova gets just
die at first when I was watching this I
was so surprised that they would kill
her off cuz she was like a very
prominent she she was a character that
you don't kill off you know but fear not
my friends she was actually just
swallowed whole by the great white but
luckily Finn was too he got swallowed
too by the same shark and he happened to
be holding a chainsaw so he was able to
cut both of them out of the shark while
Tera read just like watches in horror I
was a little bummed when this one was
ending cuz I was hoping to see more from
Tera Reed you know she's the big name in
the movie but thankfully she Graces us
with a shark blood covered kiss at the very
end not one single tear shed for her
literal boyfriend Colin who was was
living with her uh if you can handle
fake blood and fake sharks shark NATO is
absolutely worth a watch there's a whole
bunch of details that I didn't cover
because we just don't have time today so
friends I know what you're thinking okay
you're thinking to yourself look that
was really bad but I doubt seriously
that Tera Reed would ever do another
weird shark movie right that's what I
was thinking but guess what
children we were wrong enter trailer
park shark also known as shark shock
when I searched it on tuby it was called
shark shock so I guess it has two names
anyway it is free like I said on dub and
OMG it's phenomenal holy grit so Tera
Reid stars in this movie alongside her
old friend Thomas Ian Nicholas who
played her boyfriend Kevin in the
American Pie franchise I I just have so
many questions you know how did we get
here so the movie opens with a flashback
Thomas Ian Nicholas plays this guy Rob
who is A hillbill on a jet ski that
abandons his drowning Uncle within like
the first 30 seconds of the movie he
just had me an ice cold beer when when I
me I don't know what to tell you that's
what he did so again friends this is a
flashback okay and you can tell it's a
flashback because the way it
is all right stop I'm in a crappier spot
than a porta poty I was really hoping
after he said all right stop somebody
would be like collaborate and listen so
Rob is kind of the Big Man on Campus um
but instead of Campus it's trailer park
he's the Big Man on Trailer Park all the
girls like him all the guys like him he
helps people out with like giving him
money and stuff there's uh these weird
people to at it again yeah but we could
always use another hand he's not my real
brother though so we find out from Rob's
girlfriend that Rob and his uncle from
the beginning the flashback they have
this plan to hook this entire trailer
park up to some sort of windmill in
order to get everybody in the trailer
park free electricity something about
running a line under the water all the
way up to the trail park and overring
that Transformer that's actually quite
creative and it also explains what Robin
is Uncle were doing at the very
beginning of the movie this movie is
terrible okay but I thought they did
kind of a decent job with the whole
trailer park and it's inhabitants it's a
little over the top but it's not that
far off from trailer parks I used to
hang out in growing up in Missouri you
know people are just constantly fighting
everybody's Barefoot there's always two
girls that are fighting over the same
guy I don't go around that and everybody
I have heard that sentence a time or two
so meanwhile we meet the bad guy de deard
deard
deard he is played by straight up Mr
Belding from Saved by the Bell again how
did we get here guys I don't know but I
love it so he happens to own the land SL
lot that the trailer park is on and I
guess our friends Rob and all them are
not supposed to be living there they're
just squatting on his land and the
police won't do anything about it they
could squat that land for a year before
I get the cops to do anything about him
so D conard hires this sketchy guy with
cornrow to basically create a bomb and
go and blow the levy so that the trailer
park will then be flooded and people
will be forced to get off his land
because they'll drown when that Levy
Breaks and that water floods in only
thing that's going to be living there my
drill this is also quite creative I have
to be honest I've never heard of a plot
quite like this before so at the same
time that corn Rose guy and this other
character are going to set the bomb and
blow the levy Rob and his uncle Jeff are
trying to connect to the free
electricity hence the opening scat in
the flashback but zero out of all four
of these gents know that there is a
shark in the water of the trailer park
they're just too distracted you know they're
they're busy
ID so the bomb guys are successful they
blow the levy just as the levy blows the
shark attacks poor Rob's uncle gets
eaten and his Jets gets eaten the
trailer park is immediately underwater
it took no time at all a lot of bad
stuff's happening but my biggest problem
is that we still haven't seen ter read [Music]
yet so at first I thought there was
maybe multiple sharks because Rob
electrocutes the shark right then and
there with a cable that him and his
uncle were going to use to siphon the
electricity but then very shortly there
after that there's a shark swimming
around the trailer park eating everybody
so I'm like there's got to be two but
turns out this shark is an electric
shark an electric shock shark hence the
name shark shock you know he's kind of
like an electric eel but a shark so
being electrocuted was basically like a
back rub for him how did that thing
survive I hit it with like 10,000 I
thought for sure it was fried you ever
heard of an electric eel yeah you ever
tried my eel sauce what yeah so that's
Rob's friend I didn't catch her name but
it don't matter cuz she
dies the shark is just eating everyone
you know it even eats a horse so bad
that you can see his prop legs like
guy are we going to take a break soon I
want lunch and I feel like this water is
all full of poor people pee by the way
that horse's name uh was Duke and his
owner saw him get eaten so the whole
rest of the movie he just keeps crying
about the fact that the shark ate his
dookie he ate my dookie this is for a
big brown dookie which is hilarious ious
there's actually quite a few laughs in
this flick I especially liked the part
where uh Barb you know the fart box girl
fart box she gets electrocuted so bad
that she ends up like dancing she does the
[Music]
sprinkler is this real life it's real
life that we're sitting here suffering
sure okay okay we get it the shark eats
everybody is ter Reed coming any time
soon Billy Jean y so terara Reed plays
Billy Jean okay and Billy Jean is a bit
of a hustler she just keeps collecting
stuff that floated her way during the
flood and trying to sell it to people
one man's tragedy is another man's
treasure she even tries to sell Rob his
own watch hey that's my watch you want
it 20 bucks so he makes her a deal and
he says look I won't make any fuss about
my watch if you will lend me your or
what he
saying do you do you guys get it that is
actually not the only reference we get
to another one of terror raid's movies
there's a shark swimming in these Waters
a shark
tornado you guys get it because of
Sharknado so then he asks her how much
she wants for her gun this one who who W
Whiskey Tango fo don't point that thing
me what isn't that like the name of
another movie with Gary old man so
friends unfortunately that's almost all
we get from teror Reed in this movie she
has this little scene and then one more
Scene a few minutes later where she
encounters the shocky shark she's trying
to fish some more Treasures out of the
water when Sharky shows up holy grit to
defend herself she just starts like
throwing a bunch of stuff at the shark
there's like an umbrella and a box fan
and some other debris I thought scene
was a really good use of her acting
chops and
her vocal
cords coming
get so one of the things that she
happens to have in her possession is a
chainsawed on Price is Right which I
guess was another nod to shark NATO and
the price is right for some reason but
unfortunately she gets distracted when
she's trying to chop the shark up and
that was the most calmest shark attack
I've ever seen she didn't even scream so
the rest of the movie is basically just
a battle between the bad guys and the
kind of bad guys the trailer park
squatters it wasn't that fun to watch
apart from the scene where a bunch of
the bad guys really want to kill Daisy
and they just can't stop wooing about it [Music]
I guess they really want to kill her
because she used to date cornrow guy who
by the way his name is swayy so sey has
kind of held a grudge against her ever
since their breakup so naturally like he
wants her to die a horrific murders some
death there was a part where while they
were preparing to kill her they were
singing a song about her to the tune of
song I will never hear that song the
same again so then they just kind of
drive over her with the could do these
guys are mean all the while they're just
wooing and wooing every two
seconds honestly I would rather be
driven over with a scoo than listen to
these guys say woo one more time I am
hoping and praying that they get eaten
by the
shark woo why does this smell so
delicious Mr Belding eventually shows up
to try and finish everybody off and kill
Rob and his girlfriend but he dies instead
instead [Music]
[Music]
wait a
minute so it's up to Rob and his
girlfriend to kill the shark I'm going
to keep us drer than a popcorn F they
somehow like string up the shark to the
windmill the
electric windmill the windmill ends up
chopping up the CH who had also eaten
Rob's GoPro sorry I mean his gpro apro I
don't know why they say like call it a
gpro and a sco in this movie but I'm
super into it but he ate my gpro and my
do anyway the chart gets chopped up and
that is the end of shark shock SLT trer
Park shark you're welcome friends we
have to take a short break and when we
come back two more Terrible Terror read
it hey kids we're back let's say we take
a break from the gross uh CGI shark
blood and guts how about a pet cleanser
in creating this video I thought to
myself surely terara Reed start in
something cute and wholesome and you
know not bloody so prising through her
filmography on IMDb I stumbled upon this
gem baby bulldog and I assume Tera Reed
would be the main character since only
her and Dean Kane are on the cover plus
the Pitbull but I guess I learned
absolutely nothing from shark shock SLT
triler Park shark because not only is
teror Reed not a main character but the
girl who is the main character is not
even on the
cover so stick that in your back pocket
I feel like all of these distributors or
whoever's in charge of what goes on the
cover of a movie they're all doing
Terror read Dirty by basically using her
to like sell or promote the films but
then not giving her a very big role it's
just my opinion but anyway baby bulldog
wow terrible so this movie is about a
little girl named Amber Who falls in
love with a pitbull at the pound and
wants to adopt it so bad but her parents
won't letter so reading right from the
description she has to take on her
family her neighbors and city council to
fight for her new best friend in a race
against the clock there's a lot I hate
about this movie but there's also a lot
that I kind of like just cuz it's so bad
it's good you know my favorite part was
that the whole thing is sort of but not
fully narrated by this beautiful
eclectus parrot with a British accent
I'll tell you the story of Shadow the
Pitbull he's so cute I love parrots as
you guys know I have one go to and I
love him but I feel like they did it
quite weird they didn't really wait for
his beak to move or anything they didn't
even wait for him to be facing the
camera when they would make him talk so
it's just kind of funny because
throughout the whole movie when he's
supposed to be talking to the audience
he like turns his head he's talking like
this the puppies all loved Amber or
he'll just be trying to drink out of the
Goldfish bowl and the narrator keeps
going and it doesn't really feel like
he's talking to us you see I was the
firstes dedicated to I said it my cages
in a home weight of the world on her
tiny shoulders so like I said friends
April wants a dog so bad but her parents
don't trust her don't know why you won't trust
me somebody ate all my ice
cream iic dad April's parents are so
weird Dad wait till the commercial so
April's whole thing is that she's so
obsessed with dogs that she goes to the
pound like every day after school just
to play with the puppies and also to
chat with a pound worker Ted hey Amber
how is school I just can't get over
seeing Tara Reed in these films like she
seems very professional and not really
all that different than when she was
like a massive star so it's just such a
trip that she signs up and is like yes I
want to do this terrible obscure film
with a $5 budget you know I'm glad it's
just weird why don't you ever tell me
anything exciting that happened in
school because we sit in chair desks is
that what those are called those chairs
that are connected to desk all my life I
never knew so she goes to play with the
puppies and honestly it looks like a
dream I've done this before me and Nick
have gotten up on a Saturday
specifically to go to petmart or Petco
cuz we knew it was puppy adoption day
and we have gone there literally just to
play with them and squeeze them and n on
them and stuff so I don't think that
that is weird the weird part for me is
that all the puppies can talk she hit me
you hit me first I think she's called an
Amber I suppose this movie set us up to
be prepared that animals could talk you
know cuz the parrot it all started
decades ago but I just still felt
unprepared they do the same thing like
the puppies will be looking away I like
this Amber so she falls in love with
this baby pitbull and she names it
Shadow I think I call you Shadow yes I'm
Shadow and the entire rest of this movie
is April trying to a get Shadow adopted
and then B trying to adopt her herself
but nobody wants her because she's a
pitm see some people think that pits are
mean dogs there's a very Pro Pitbull
theme throughout this whole movie so
much so that it actually makes me feel
like whoever created this movie that was
their intention is to share with the
audience and spread the word that pit
bulls can be nice and they literally
spent $13 million to get their point
across the budget for this movie is $13
million to put that into perspective
trailer park shark which had an actual
like pretty legit set with trailers
underwater and all of that and boats uh
that budget was $400,000 so the weeks
pass nobody wants to adopt por Shadow
and we find out that she's actually
going to be euthanized if nobody adopts
her we have a policy here that doesn't
allow P to stay as long as you had dog
$13 million on this film and I couldn't
afford a boom mic it literally sounds
worse than an iPhone's audio I know so
the girls go on this campaign to try and
get somebody to adopt the puppy but no
one does I think it might have something
to do with the fact that most people
don't like pull but it wasn't very clear
P are vicious P are dangerous P bite
pites they bite people pites are a
dangerous animal pites are mean pites
they kill everything so since nobody
wants poor Shadow she ends up on the
schedule for euthanization but at the
last minute Amber's parents pull through
and they actually go and adopt her
themselves April's so excited she
finally has her puppy all is well until
I think that was her oh my God my puppy
ate my shoe peed on my stuff and knock
my parrot's cage over face it's a
monster a monster how did they get the
parrot to stay on its perge with its
cage tipped over it's so weird it peed
on me it peed on you it peed on me I
never peed on you I never peed on yeah
you did so I'm watching this and I'm
like cool movie's over happy ending
until Hill Amber's weirdly mean teacher
Miss Jenkins calls the uh dog police and
tattles on Amber for owning a pitbull I
would like to report a violation of
ordinance 317 the city's ban on pites
why just ban pites we should ban all
dogs it's pretty sad because the city
officials come to take Shadow away you
know because she's so terrible and scary
and vicious but the puppy the actor
puppy literally fell asleep during
shooting so
cute it hurts me everybody of course is
upset but nobody is more upset than
Amber's dad this town I swear nobody
makes sense because they cry cry cry cry
nobody takes action in this country anym
somebody has to stand up and fight for
shadow now I'm going to get some ice
cream and watch the news that guy is
honestly the MVP of this movie he's the
funnest part he always has a quite
inquisitive look on his face he says
really dumb stuff microwave popcorn
unless we're watching that one to show
about the Gators and then I like to uh
eat pistachio nuts he's obsessed with
ice cream looks like I got time to get
some ice cream I'm going to get some ice
cream hey somebody ate all my ice cream
and he loves his daughter which is more
than some fathers can say boom roasted
so they have to have this meeting with
the city official or with the judge I
guess to prepare for the trial cuz it's
going to trial and the judge is Dean
Kane who I would not have recognized but
Nick immediately was like Hey That's
Superman no Dean Kane yet another actor
who loves the craft of acting so much
that he is willing to star in garbage
films without boom mics forget a boom
mic not even a lapel mic not any mic
they just used the camera audio always
make sure that your cell phone is on
silent when you're in my courtroom my
favorite part of the meeting with the
judge and like the prosecuting attorney
it was this yellow lab I think it's this
guy sitting in the back the whole time
with sunglasses on I think it's his
service dog oh maybe he's
blind I just got that anyway this is the
actual cutest laugh I've ever seen it
reminds me of my dogs growing up buddy
graci Luke he just keeps wagging his
tail and he looks like a hecking chunk
and is the goodest boy ever sausage I
also like sausage so a heck load of
people showed up to this trial for a
little girl who wants to keep her dog
even this lady crocheting a blankie
there's oldies youngies creepies
everyone came Amber gets to be her own
lawyer I guess her and uh her best
friend they're
the defense the trial is really bad it's
split into two days the first day amber
drops a bomb on the court by revealing
that Miss jins you know the mean teacher
that called and reported her she is
engaged to the attorney that banned
pitbulls in the first
place scandalous Mr leaport is my fiance
they end up having kind of like a weird
coup's moment on the stand was
uncomfortable you may step
down you may step down don't snap at me
and so court is adjourned for the next
day hey snaps can you help us transition
to the next
scene the weight of the world on her
time tiny shoulders and she remembers my
treat always let's see what she and S
cooking what let's see what she and S
cooking what's that let's see what she
and S cook it's just it's just kind of
hard to understand what you're saying
when the audio from the next scene is
overlapping your voice so the girls get
on the internet that night and they end
up posting the video of the lawyer and
Miss Jenkins from the courtroom they
called it odor in the
court clever I guess they had two
cameras on tripods filming the entire
trial and then they were able to take
the footage home with them that night
without anybody in the court noticing so
it immediately goes viral viral Amber is
in trouble with the judge the next day
cuz it's like you know not legal but
don't worry she still gets to continue
with her case I have a pre-recorded
testimony from Dr Robinson hello your
honor I'm sorry that I cannot make it in
court today I've had many experiences
working with pites and they are not
nicer or Kinder than any other breed it
all depends on the way the dog is raised
and therefore I say that shadow is not
threat in any way to our and also the
reason that I am not able to show any
personality during this testimony is
because I was recently eaten by a shark
and when he regurgitated me my body
returned but my personality did not it
stayed inside the shark's body and
passed through his digestive tract only
to be pooped out in the dirty dirty
trailer park water so Amber calls Shadow
to the stand as her last witness
Superman loves her yes you're very very
cute and then he bans the ban I declare
the ban on pit
to be banned bet you never thought you'd
see Superman ban a ban But Here We
Stand man yay it's over that was my
favorite one so far but we have one more
friends one more cinematic Masterpiece
starring Terror re a twisted thriller so
dark you can hardly
see I'm actually dead serious this movie
is so the exposure is so low you can't
see it it's almost as though watching
this movie is pointless it's it's
worthless no seriously the movie is
called worthless get ready to live
back hey kids we're
oh we're back borey
Feldman I don't know about you guys but
I am sick and tired of Tera Reed not
being the star of the show after all
this video is about her specifically so
I think it's time to check out a movie
where she is the main character and this
next movie
worthless and what a main character she
is quick IMDb description a successful
woman faces the repercussions of her
bullying ways when she's confronted by a
woman from her
past sorry I'm just laughing because I
know what you're in store for and you
don't so here's the thing the first time
I watched this movie I don't know what
happened I don't know if someone else
watched the first 30 minutes on my
Amazon Prime account and I picked up in
the wrong spot I don't know if I
accidentally fast forward it I don't
know what happened but I missed the
entire first 27 minutes of this movie I
thought it was a short film or something
but the funny thing is I still
completely understood the movie even
though it's terrible I got the gist of
what was happening meaning the first
half hour is literally a half hour of
nothing let me just break down the first
half hour into two segments for you okay
the first 16 minutes is all a flashback
it's Tara Reed's younger self by the way
her character's name is Talia it's
talia's younger self being a bully and a
terrible person and a 36-year-old high
school student do you have to park this
thing next to my car ugly girls can't
get guys it's worth more more like
worthless also in the first 16 minutes
there's an entire thre minute segment of
the principal arguing with the football
coach about how the football coach
treats the students no more derogatory
name calling to these students you
cannot be calling them and I know I said
the whole first half hour this is not
relevant but I could at least make an
excuse for some of it this scene this
principal scene literally nothing to do
with the movie nor does it ever come
back in any way shape or form so the
next 10 minutes or so are fast forward
15 years later AKA present day Talia is
grown up now and is Tara Reed whom has a
daughter that she doesn't want to get
fat what did I tell you no more ice
cream you're getting a belly already
from eating all that crap at Kendra's
and I'm not raising a fat kid she's
married to a guy I guess who is staying
with his sister and he can't come home
because I'm not going to be able to make
a b this morning I got a shout to close
that deal we've been waiting on yeah you
know that big busy deal I've been
waiting on closing about business all
right be safe cuz I'm going to need you
in a few weeks for uh our marriage
that's kind of important they show all
these characters who don't have any
significance in this story like her
sister-in-law here why is she here her
sister-in-law's kids come on really this
guy who spills water on her at a tiki
bar come on bro ma'am you know what best
thing will definitely come out mom got
the same dress yeah don't worry that
water stain will come right out there's
these two women and the and this lady
none of them mean anything hey Jen you
want to come with us or go with Tommy
you okay wait Le have your my Lucy hi I
guess there was one tiny significant
thing that I happened to miss the first
time around which is talia's friend here
I don't know her name but she tries to
tell her that there is no high school
reunion coming up I have to make that
speech tomorrow at the reunion
Talia there is no reunion I don't know
if this is coming from the alcohol or
the prescriptions there's no reunion
you're so messy with me no not you are I
don't know anything about film making
but I just have this strong opinion that
she should have been on the other side
of the screen for that scene I know
you're sick and tired of hearing it from us
us
please just do it for Abby do what they
never say what what is who's this lady
get that spoon out of your mouth one of
these days you going to fall down and
knock all of your teeth out and all the
kids at school are going to call you a
freak is that what you want no I don't
want to be a freak fast forward to where
I started this movie this shot right
here of terara Reed's feet there's
actually several shots of this actually
her phone is ringing but she ignores it
and she lays down to go to sleep next to
a bunch of pills and awakes the next
morning ready to head to what she thinks
is her High School reunion her limo
driver shows up he's a real classy
gentleman oh Mama Mia come to Daddy a
marot TR limo driver am I crazy or is
that vehicle definitely not a limo wait
the luggage it costs more than your
house will you please be careful my
apologies now I guess she's still a
bully so they arrive at senaka high
school and I realize now that the car is
a rollsroyce you can tell it's a
is so she realizes immediately that
there's nobody there at her High School
nobody that is to say except for this
terrifying lady in a little house in the
prair dress hello
hello
hello are you here with the reunion I
don't know about you you guys but I
would not have even walked into the high
school upon realizing that there was
nobody there and no one in the parking
lot definitely wouldn't have stuck
around ever seeing that creepy lady hello
hello
hello hey I remember you
from well you guys I hate to do this I
don't do this often but it's time for a
spoiler alert you know earlier when
Talia fell asleep and ignored that phone
call next to a bunch of pills Well turns
out she's still asleep and this is all
just her nightmare I know I oh I know
I'm sorry I'm sorry to ruin the big
twist but it was necessary I didn't want
you guys to think that this all actually
happened so her whole nightmare is just
her roaming the halls of the school
having to endure like relive basically
these memories of her being a bully as a
teenager all the while also being
tormented by the scary lady but when
they do the memories it's one of those
like she can hear and see them but they
can't hear and see her type of things
you know because it's a dream and it
killed me because all the memories that
she has to watch are word for word the
exact same scenes that they showed in
the beginning so you have to sit through
them twice off me my little day so Talia
realizes I'm losing my mind and I'm just
I'm losing my mind this whole nightmare
is just the actual most miserable thing
I've ever watched it's so dark and so
depressing but not the good depressing
that you like in a thriller it's just
awful so she gets a swirly from L
worthmore she gives her a swirly and she
writes ugly cross her forehead which
then Talia wipes off and so the rest of
the movie she just has this gigantic
black smudge on her forehead that keeps
changing shape between that and just the
ungodly amount of running black mascara
all over her face it's just incredibly
hard to look at that is some very runny
mascara in fact I know L'Oreal
voluminous when I see it so my favorite
memory that Talia has to relive during
this nightmare is when she watches her
younger self being disciplined by the
prin ible for throwing toilet water in
another girl's face her parents come
they're also really bad now did you
throw toilet water in somebody's face
what no I didn't know such thing case
close she just simply denies doing it
and the principal's like all right what
do you say we give Talia two days off
just you know make the other side think
that she's suspended
what wrot this hey next day Jamie here I
actually looked up who wrote this it's
this guy Chris cardillo senior um he
wrote and directed this movie and I kept
looking at his picture on IMDb like I've
seen this guy before where have I seen
this guy turns out he plays talia's dad
in this movie that we're currently
watching listen to yourself I'm not
interested in any of that trivial crap
can you tell me something that I would
be interested in it took me realizing
this to realize that it's his voice that
keeps echoing throughout the Halls the
whole time terror is in this nightmare
and like some of what he says makes
sense but a lot of what he says is just
random stuff that doesn't pertain to the
storyline at all I mean just using one
wrong word can lead a client to jail
what so this is neither here nor there I
suppose but I did notice during all of
these memories that Talia has to relive
they have tered standing next to her
younger self and she's like 5 in shorter
I know you can hear me give her the
application so again this girl that
young Talia is bullying this dark-haired
girl uh her name is l worthmore more
like worth less this is the creepy girl
following her around the school taunting
her giving her swirlies and stuff and as
the nightmare is finally ending Talia
and L get to speak to each other all I
ever wanted was to be accepted I'm so
sorry when this happened for some reason
I thought we were going to get a happy
ending you know I thought maybe this
terrible nightmare would make Talia wake
up and realize that she should stop
being a bully especially to her daughter
I never hung out with f people but alas
it does not so the nightmare ends with
her limp down the hallway for a crazy
50 entire seconds friends of her limping
down that crustal hallway anyway it
fades to black and it cuts to her still
in bed hence the whole thing being a
dream she's got an empty pill bottle on
she she died oh she passed away
a all right fast forward 7 years talia's
daughter is all grown up and she is in
charge of a very Noble organization I
run one of the most successful
anti-bullying and Su prevention
organizations in the world because of
her look at that guys we have a moral of
the story and the moral of this story is
mascara I'm just kidding there was a
good overall message in this movie of
anti-bullying anti
Sude but quite possibly the worst
execution I've ever seen in 34 years of
watching movies oh my gosh it's so bad a
lot of times I recommend the bad movies
that I watch absolutely do not watch
this one it's a pure waste of time I
would rather be forced to watch Teen
Star Academy on Loop every day for the
rest of my life than ever have to suffer
through that poopy poopy dog poop ever
again I'm so sorry Dara it's not tera's
fault right apart from that like 30
second long scene of her making terrible choking
sounds so friends as I mentioned in the
beginning of the video Terry's
filmography is insanely long and I
noticed on IMDb she has 18 projects in
her her upcoming like pre-production
section so she's busy okay which is more
than some people could say hater's going
to hate say what you will but she's
doing what she loves and making money
and I think it's incredible well friends
I don't know about you but I kind of
like this topic you know a deep Dives of
actors who have outrageous filmographies
who else should we do before you answer
that bear in mind it might take me like
37 days to make the next video on this
topic but still I would like to do it I
enjoyed myself thank you so much for
being here comment below what other
actor we should cover who else's fil who
else's incredible filmography should we
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to keep running and I have been beating
my brains out trying to impress you
people and I will see you friends in the
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