The Game Grumps duo plays Sonic the Hedgehog (commonly known as Sonic '06), a game widely regarded as one of the worst ever made, and expresses their extreme disappointment and amusement at its numerous flaws and inconsistencies.
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-beatboxing- Arin: Hey, I'm Grump!
Jon: I'm not so Grump!
Both: ♫ And we're the Game Grumps! ♫
Jon: Oh no...
Arin: What? Jon: Oh no!
-What are you talking-- -What is that on the screen?
-What is this blue menu?
-With the red stripe. -(chuckling)
I think we've done it!
-It kinda looks like an upside-down Sonic the Hedgehog...
Both: OH, NO-O-O-O-O!
Jon: We're playing Sonic the Hedgehog!
Also more collo-- (incoherent) colloquially known...
-(laughing)
-...as Sonic '06. -Oh, I didn't know the Colloquial Tribe
knew about Sonic the Hedgehog. -(both laughing)
(laughter continues)
-Shut your mouth...
This, uh... this is, uh, widely known as
one of the worst games ever made!
-Why is that?
-Um...
Well first of all... -Not WORST game.
No.
Okay, no-- -Ever.
-Okay, no, no, no--!
In its context... in its time era...
...or whatever,
...like, when it came out, and in the context that it came out,
-Okay. -It was just known as one of the worst games...
...ever made. -So you just mean all things considered...?
-Yeah, all things considered-- -Like that it's a Sonic game... -Yeah.
I mean, look at it, it looks like... fucking Final Fantasy!
-Yeah! It looks like Final Fantasy at this exact moment.
-(laughing) -Fuck you! (laughs)
-All right...
Tell me I'm a love interest and then he can laugh. -If...
If Sonic walked in, right now...
I think it would be a bit jarring...
-(wheeze) -To my eyeballs!
Anyways, no. It came out as a reboot to Sonic the Hedgehog, right? -Like...
like the entire series?
-Yeah. -Like this was supposed to be the new first Sonic.
-Yeah, this is like a reboot. It's like...
-"Sonic the Hedgehog--" oh my God look at it -Can I--
Can I just say... -You wouldn't even know it was Sonic. -...on the back of the box, if somebody,
if-- if Barry could find a picture of this? -What?
-There's fuckin' Shadow the Hedgehog on like a motorcycle? -(laughing) Oh yeah, there is!
-I don't-- see, I never got this. It's like,
"Sonic Kart Racers", it's like, -Yeah.
-...okay, I get Sonic R,
Because they're fast right? -Yeah. -You're racing THEM.
But, why-- why would Sonic need to ride on a motorcycle?
There's no way it goes faster than he runs! -Yeah, I know. I don't know, it's silly. -You just want, it's-- it--
I guess it's like if you rode a Segway or something? It's like "You know, I'm just easy. I dunno, I'm just feeling lazy today."
I get, I get that like, I get that, like, innovat-- like, guns!
What is guns? Why are guns?!
Okay,
Look, like... I get innovating... on... on...
...a game, right, I get that you want to iterate and then make it not the same as before,
but this is-- I was just actually having a conversation about this with somebody. It's-- it's like...
...inconsistent...
...in a way that seems like they did not mean for it to be inconsistent, this relates.
-From an artistic standpoint?
Okay, from a promotional standpoint it's like "Whatever, it's got Sonic in it, who fucking cares?"
They obviously made this game to sell...
They already have an audience-- if they made this game...
"Poopy Gun Magoo", it would never sell, so they made it Sonic.
-But I'm just saying like it's-- it's inconsistent in style and it doesn't make any sense. -Yeah, like,
artistically, if you're using a property, like, you should probably at least keep SOMETHING alive.
-Well, yeah, I mean like--
-A theme or a feel or something.
-The only thing that looked like "Sonic" there was Sonic. -Attitude.
-Why was that what they chose? -Yeah.
-It doesn't make sense. -It doesn't have any triangle trees, or...
-Okay, okay, hold on, hold on... -Sonicky grass, or...
-Oh, okay... -Look at the jump sound!
It's all realistic and then it's like -WHEW- and it's just this
game is so inconsistent!!
-It looks terrible now. Why would they make the cutscenes looks so good
and then it contrasts with this and it's like "euughh"...
-I dunno what I'm playing anymore!
This looks like PS2!
-Yeah, it looks like-- like fucking Sonic Adventure.
-Oh my God, it looks worse. -(Sonic voice) "Oh no!"
-(laughing) It's all like, boring, in like Cardboard Town! -I know!
-Yeah, look at her-- -(sarcastically) So epic! -(dull) "They got me..."
-(dull) "Take i-i-it! (groaning)" -Take this blue balls!
That's all-- hey,
he's gonna have blue balls for the rest of this game!!
-(llama having a stroke)
Well he's blue anyways, so... -Yeah, I dunno, yeah, I guess he already has blue balls. -Yeah.
-We were looking at echidnas today.
They drink juice out of their nose.
-And they have four penises.
-(chuckling) They do actually have four penises!
-Goddang... oh, it's ugly...
-Oh, it's ugly!
-Yeah, this is gross.
-Look, I can't... I can't make this myself...
...but as a critic... -(laughing)
-I can be a little critical.
-Ahh, you can criticize something without being able to make it.
-It's bad.
It looks bad, it looks... bad!
This game looks bad, it looks like Sonic's glowing!
-Well that's what ev'rybuhdy 'xpects you to say, so why don't you say sum'n different?
Look at that... battlecruiser!
-Look at that green tree, just breaking the composition. -One-ass green tree!
-Look at that green tree. -It does actually break the composition quite a bit!
Oh by the way, the loading in this game is very quick.
-Oh, is it? -Oh, it's insanely quick.
-Oh, just like Sonic the Hedgehog!
-(laugh) Yeah, dude, it's such a mess! It's contrasts with, like...
you know when you make a game, you-- (sigh)
...you gotta have, like, a vision, and...
a... -Are you saying-- -...cohesive feel!
-Are you saying this game is blind?
-What-- what did I...
say that makes you say that? -Because it has no vision.
-Okay, shut--!
Hey, at least the framerate's good.
-Oh yeah, look at that! -Oh my God, I can't control this fucker!!
(screams)
-(laughing)
-(screams)
Oh my God!
-Whoa, he has-- he gets, like, atomic rings around him when you do that. -Dude, hold on, hold on...
You have to, like, crawl-walk-- no, stop going faster!
What is this... -Oh, look at this guy!
-...fucking guy, he's just...! (laughing) -He's just hanging out!
-Oh my God.
Is-- this is the worst... this looks worse than, like, the background of a
Super Smash Bros. Melee stage.
-It looks like Virtua Cop.
-It looks like the Isle... Isle Delfino.
-Only... only bad?
-No, no, it looks like Delfino Isle... -It's-- it's on a--
It's on a superior console and yet... -Yeah.
Oh my God.
I've-- I've never-- okay, I've-- I don't think I made this clear:
I've never played this. I've always wanted to.
I was gonna do a JonTron on it but I never got around to it...
'cause I thought it was obvious. Like, everybody makes fun of this game. -It makes me wanna barf already.
-Oh my God, this is worse than I tho--
Do I have to talk to this--?
Of course you have to talk to him, you're Sonic! -But look, I, like--
-The first thing-- the first rule of Sonic...! -I can't get out of the corner!!
-Oh my God! Okay... okay!
-The first rule of Sonic: talk to everybody!
-He doesn't even have a voice! -(mumbling)
-Oh my God... -He looks like Dennis Hopper a little bit.
-Oh my-- he does! -(laughing)
-Oh my God, guys!
This is the worst thing I've ever fuckin' seen in my life!
"You can't get through here because construction!"
(sarcastic) Thanks, big-- thanks!
-Aw...
That's so much information that I needed. -Oh... my God...
-Go to the question! -Who...?
Sega, what happened?
-Don't ask Sega, they don't know.
"You may learn SOMETHING important." -Yeah, you MAY, that's like...
wishful thinking...
"I saw a fox with two tails over by the plaza? It seems he was looking for someone."
-Oh, okay.
-Is this supposed to be an adventure game?
-Can I just say...? -Oh look, it's Tails!
-Oh, hey!
Can I just say...?
I don't understand why game developers have not fucking figured out...
...that having voice acting AND subtitles is the worst goddamn thing on the planet.
-They didn't have subtitles.
-Yeah, they do. They do right now!
-Oh.
Ah, well, it's just like being subtitled like a movie.
-No, it's bad!
-'Cause if it's subtitled like a movie, it's in a language you don't understand, so you just read it.
-I sometimes watch movies with subtitles.
-W-with the sound?
-Only if I-- only if it's in a situation where I can't hear the sound.
-Well, that makes sense. -Yeah.
-In this, it's like...
You read faster than you hear them talk.
-Yeah, it's annoying now. -It's like a... really, really
fucking weird paradigm.
-(in Tails voice) "Ha, ha, I'll do my best!"
-It makes me wanna vomit. -Yeah.
-Like, when I played Fallout 3, the default was... or, um, Fallout - New Vegas,
the default was both.
And the-- like, I just had to turn the fucking... the text off.
I just had to. -Yeah.
-Because you-- you just can't concentrate, when these people are telling you something
and you're, like, reading it, too... it's just like,
OOBOOBOOBOOBOO
-It's all this information going into your brain. -It's bad but it doesn't bother me THAT much.
-I can't stand it. I can't.
-I think it's better with it off.
You can turn it off, I'm not gonna 'cause I want you to be mad.
-Thanks. -This is Game Grumps, after all! -Thanks, pal.
-I just wanna, like, get to a part where I'm doing something...?
-Yeah that would be nice.
Oh yeah, this first episode is almost over. We never even... -Yeah, I know, it's one of those games. All right. Well,
This is-- we're gonna do a full playthrough of this shit. We're gonna beat this.
-Augh-- you-- (laughing)
You're gonna regret that-- saying that very soon! -Am I gonna regret that soon?
-If you haven't already!
-Are you SERIOUS?!
(both shouting)
AHMYGOD!!
-You can-- I think you can
(whoosh)
across those rings. (laughing) -Can you?
-Yeah, I think so.
-You can (whoosh)
-Like you-- you lock to rings somehow. -Oh my God... okay,
but honestly Sonic Colors and Sonic Generations were all right.
It's just this one and Unleashed that are just... that framerate! It's...
(groaning) -So jumpy.
Oh... my God. I clipped through the chair.
You just clip through the fucking... (wheezing)
-I don't think you clipped. I think you just-- -Ohhh my God!
The camera doesn't have any buffering or easing. It just follows where Sonic is... -No! No!
-Relative... -No! It-- he--
No, it clips through the chair!
You see that?
-No, you go over it. (incoherent) -No, you go over it, but you kind of clip it a little.
It doesn't matter, it's jumpy. -Go over it...
and then you move. -But in, like, one frame! -But that's not real clipping.
Clipping is when you go through something.
-What-the-fuck-ever,
I'm gonna HOOOGH over these coins.
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