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Hello hello today. 10 themes
. 1 Let's talk a little more natively
for about 6 minutes, yeah, about an hour
. It's a real conversation. Yeah, let's have a real conversation.
Okay, first of all,
the first theme is, ``It's a little easy. ``
Conversation.'' Food that
I like
. ` `
Yeah, it's simple
.'' It's simple. It's not that hard
to decide.
Well, you can decide. Well, I can decide.
What is it for me? Ramen after all. Wait,
look. It's difficult. I really like Mabo tofu.
Whenever I go to a Chinese restaurant with them, I definitely eat it.
Yeah, yeah. But Mabo tofu? Chinese restaurants. In Japan, there's authentic Chinese food and downtown. Yeah,
yeah. But I like street Chinese food, so
yeah, but within that street Chinese food, there's already a lower and a lower. Well
, I always rate it, I really
rate it, like, oh, this restaurant wasn't good, or
yeah, that seems like that. If you look into it, you'll see that
it's like that's the way people look at you. That's what makes
me feel numb. Yeah, that's what I like. I think I like it
. I get it. 1 I can't decide if it's Marward Off
Yeah Ramen or no, I ca
n't decide. There are two kinds of Ramen and Marbo Tofu here. I can only eat one or the
other. Oh, I'm getting carried away. I can't eat either one today. I can only
eat one a day. It's Ramen Ramen Da To Ramen. So Ramen
is Ramen. Which one is it? Steak and E. 1st place and 2nd
place Hmm, no, tonkatsu is even
worse. What do you like? Sushi
Ah, I like sushi. I like sushi. Yeah, I like sushi. I like sushi. Yes , you
say yes. Sushi and steak come. I choose steak.
I lie. I choose steak. Seriously
, there are quite a lot of different flavors of steak
. Yes, there are different types of meat. Yes, the taste changes depending on the sauce. If you look around,
there are many kinds of steaks
out there. All of them are not made with garlic soy sauce.
You can't go wrong with garlic soy sauce
. Garlic soy sauce is good.
Isn't it delicious with just salt and pepper? Just salt?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, it's delicious, but the garlic and soy sauce is really strong.
Yeah, in the first place
. Top of the list.
Steak is a dish that tastes like garlic. Yes, it's like eating garlic. If it wasn't for garlic, I would
n't eat
steak. Is that so? I like ponzu sauce quite a bit.
Ponzu
sauce with soy sauce. Well, ponzu sauce is delicious, not
steak. I'm sure I want to drink ponzu sauce, like grated ponzu sauce, or
something like that.Yeah, I think it's a steak plate.That's an
elegant plate.Do I like sauce?
It seems like I like sauce.Oh, but if I say that, it's good for sushi.Soy
sauce is good for sushi.Soy
sauce is good for sushi.It's fine without soy sauce.Soy sauce is delicious.You can't eat sushi without soy sauce. All fish tastes the same, so
you eat soy sauce.Even if you go to a sushi restaurant blindfolded,
you won't be able to tell if tuna or sea bream is put in your
mouth.I'd like to try it, but it probably won't taste good.Also
, soy sauce is good.There are different types of soy sauce.You may
or may not be able to tell whether
it's strong or light. There's Tojo soy sauce and Kansai soy sauce.
There are several of them . There's persimmon soy sauce, something I don't understand.
Yeah, if I close my eyes and lick it, I might not be able to tell.
Write down the soy sauce, it's nice and light. Kanto soy sauce.
If it's Kanto soy sauce, you won't eat it because it's too strong.
I don't think people who have tasted it will just say, oh, the sushi is delicious. Well,
plus we're drinking alcohol, and in our case,
that's the case. When you're drinking, you don't care about the taste of soy sauce. Yeah,
it's already for drinking alcohol.
[Music]
It's just a snack, a snack, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
, so cheap sushi is fine. Yeah, yeah,
the key is how the alcohol turns out. Yeah, yeah
, that's true. So, Mr. Toriyama's ramen is
No. 1, and steak is No. 1 for me. Is this okay to decide?
It's okay to decide, then just this, that. Yes, w
When our Wikipedia is created, we'll get on the profile.
Yeah, I wonder if we'll become famous a little faster. Yeah, let's make a Wikpedia, so for now,
let's go to 1. Theme I just did it.The second
theme is 2.So I'm going to continue with this one, but
yeah, what's that?Easy, yet.Yes, the second
theme is the same.My favorite snacks
don't look alike.I feel like talking about this
. But I just wanted to talk about it, because it's different from my favorite food.The
point is, it's not rice, it's not a set meal,
it's just something to accompany alcohol, okay?
Anything is fine then, steak. Isn't beer delicious
? That's what I mean by snacks. No, that's right. No, it's a bit too much, so let's not do that. Let's make it something small. Yeah,
yeah, snacks. Something to snack on. Yes, something to snack on. Isn't this really super Japanese culture
? Mami is definitely different in each country,
yes, it may be different.
You can eat it in many countries, including things like steak, but I feel like
otsumi is probably quite special in Japan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it's something I like, and surprisingly, I also eat sweets.
For example, with jaggery flour. The same goes for bite-sized potato chips, but
surprisingly they can also be snacks. Lately I've been eating nuts
in the summer. There's a lot of different kinds of them in the summer. Oh yeah, those mixed
nuts in the summer. It's the first time I've ever heard of people calling it "compound," but
it's Japanese, so I'm a Japanese teacher. Oh, mixed nuts. Oh yeah,
what about those oak nuts? I just end up eating the
ones that have pistachios, walnuts, walnuts, and all sorts of other things in them.
Yesterday I was eating and drinking all day long.
But anyway, I just pick whatever I like. I don't
know, I like pistachi, so I understand that the pistachio will be reduced.Yeah
, peanuts
don't tend to stay on. Most of the time, yeah, that's true.
I know that, but sometimes I don't have a place to throw it away. Oh yeah, I pull out a tissue and put it
away . What are the snacks I've been eating lately
? I also like drying things on the line.
Yeah, I like
squid, like squid,
and squid. It's my turn. Wait, it's number 1.
It's number 1 with a snack. It's difficult. So can I go? Yes, number 1 is
Kamu Kamu Squid. Healthy Squid
. What kind of squid do you know? It's a bit dry, so the squid in the mouth is hard and hard, and it's like Gum Gum
Gum, it's squishy, it's squishy, it's squishy,
it's a bit salty. Name. What is it? I think it's Kamu Kamu Squid, but
I understand. It's the one that's often sold at Don Quijote. It's about the size of Soukon,
and it has a cap like that, and it has about five squid legs in it. The one that's on a skewer
, and the one that comes from a different skewer, isn't it. It's not that,
it's not that, it's different, it's completely dry.
I like the one that
comes with a set of about 5 legs.I like it the most
, so I want to eat it carefully over a week or so
. You say it'll disappear in a day
, but it's okay.Here's that squid.Yes
, yes, yes, there's beer.Here's beef jerky.Which
squid will I eat?Oh , I'm going to win against Beef Geeky.Oh
, right now, I've been eating a lot.I've
been making beef jerky, so yeah, I've been eating
a lot of meat, almost every day. You can easily do it by buying it, seasoning
it
, cutting it, cutting it, drying it, then smoking it, then drying it again
for 3 or 4 days, but I enjoyed it.It
's not easy, but it's super tedious.Oh, it
's so tedious.If you don't like that, it's probably troublesome. That's right.
It will take about 5 days to make it. It will take a day to season it
. It's because you like beef jerky. It's because you want to eat it.
Yes, it's expensive.
What's that? 50 grams
of this 5 kg of ufujiki. There's only about 300 yen in it
. Yes, it's really expensive. Yes,
I'd like to put it in a wrapper like this. I can make it for about 2,000 yen.
Is it cheap? It's already quite cheap, less than half the price.
It takes a while, but
I see. Well, I guess I don't have the best snack.
Yeah , it doesn't have to be something special, it's fine. Even if it's not something you eat at home,
it 's okay
to eat something you can eat at a restaurant. Ah, yes, plum crystals, oh, plum crystals.
I love them. Do you understand? What's that in umeboshi?
It's shark cartilage. It's also called shark bone or
shark cartilage. People say, but the texture is crunchy, crunchy, crunchy, and has
a
plum
taste .
That's fine,
right? If you go to an izakaya, you can order a lot of things. Firefly squid
is delicious. Firefly squid is good. Firefly squid is delicious. Yeah, you
don't need to worry about it. I ate firefly squid yesterday,
so seriously, I'm going to make it at home. Let's just make soy sauce with it. Soy sauce, wasabi, soy sauce,
it's the best. Well, if I eat one more of that, I'll lose about as much alcohol
as I eat one more, so I'll probably lose about 20 of those.So I'll multiply
that by 20,
so I'll probably pour a lot [laughing]
Ah, I see. I guess it's squid after
all . I like squid, after all. I guess it's on the squid list. Yeah,
I'm sure. If you order plum crystal every time, you'll definitely order it. If it were up to me,
I'd buy it on the internet. It's a 500g pack like this. Ah, plum crystal
. Plus, you can freeze it. It comes frozen
, so just loosen it up and put it on a plate
. Yeah, I'm starting to feel like eating something delicious. It's still early in the morning, though.
Yeah, I'm starting to want to drink, I can drink, I can drink already. This story starts at 9 am. Miyazaki-san is
plum crystal, plum crystal, yes. Toriyama-san is squid,
squid in general, squid in general. If it's squid, then I like everything.
Okay, then, let's move on to the next theme. Next, yes, yes,
then what should I do? There were a lot of things I liked, so
let's do this. What kind of guy is really popular?
Is he really popular? It
depends on the definition of popular. Is he popular with women? Is he popular with men?
Let's talk about it from a woman's point of view. What kind of guy is popular with women?
It depends on the age of men in Japan
, but that's true. Isn't it the face that counts most?
There was a time when it was
good-looking.The
characteristics of young men today are that they have small wooden heads, eyes that are barely visible, and
are made of paper the size of poop.They wear long sleeves like this.They
look like they're going to burn, and they're slow.When they're doing it, their voices are a little like breathing. Yeah
, yeah, yeah, it's like good morning
, and yes, his voice is small, right, his voice is small, mushroom mushroom head, his voice is small, he
has a cute sleeve, he's breathing, and he's thin, he's thin, he's thin,
he's thin, he's thin, he's a
popular man these days, he's a popular man in the Reiwa era. A child is something like that
, yes, yes, that's right, this is also a Showa-era
decorative boy.He's a boy who forgives everything.He
's so kind.Anyway, he's not an oraora.He
's the exact opposite of Mr. Toriyama, who isn't an oraora.I'm from the Showa era
. Well then, the men who were popular in the Showa era
were the men of our generation who were around 20 years ago.When we were
about 20 years old, what kind of men were the popular men when they were 20 years old?
Yeah, you do
n't have to be smart anymore
. We can have a soccer club, but for some reason,
the sports version of the soccer club, and the object of the match against Mokuga during the sports day,
it's probably the one who's sitting on top of it, right?
Anyway, it's someone who has strong fighting power.Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, he had fighting power, but most of the time, he has a girlfriend.It
's definitely early. Yeah, she's cute, so
I can't forgive her. I can't forgive her. I really couldn't forgive her. Yeah, I don't
know what's going on. But Toriyama-san
, according to the rumors, she didn't go to high school. It's true.
If she hasn't slept
, she won't know anything about high school life. I don't know. She wasn't popular,
so she's 18. Isn't he about 17 years old in high school?
Yeah, yeah, I don't know if he doesn't understand the guy he was attracted to at that time,
but it doesn't fit the image I mentioned earlier.
Yeah, he was good at sports. He was definitely popular
. If that's the case, then his body is... Yes,
it's better to have a strong body than a thin person.Yes
, that's right.Yes, it's different than it is now, and the hairstyle is quite different.In
my case, I had a lot of long hair.I'm a popular man with long hair.Ah
, but that may be true.In short, I'm a gal.
It's become popular to call it a gal.It's a male version of a gal.I also
have long hair, so I actually look like this, but I don't want to post a photo of it.Don't
worry, it's okay.You can take a photo of me.It's okay.
I'm riding on this , I'm on
top of this, and now I
'm talking about Toriyama-san, the embarrassing long-haired guy, from when he was in junior high school.This is probably already a paper long-haired version, and he's already been popular.I
don't know if there are any pictures of him as a junior high school student, but maybe he was in his
20s. I have pictures from coming-of-age ceremonies and things like that,
so yeah, I was popular back then. I had blonde hair.
I had long blonde hair.
Yeah, I guess that's right.
I was popular with visual kei in mind. There was a time when I was very popular.I
went out with a gal who was very popular.I
went out with gals many times.I rode motorcycles and things like that.I
heard that you can be a bit of a delinquent.They call you a delinquent delinquent. -It
's surprising that people who are a little bit Yankee and who live at home
are more successful than others.It's true that even though they're dumb, they're more likely to get cute girlfriends if they're a bit naughty.They're
more active, so they're more likely to attack girls quickly,
and they'll ask them out on a date.A
gloomy guy can't do that kind of thing
, so I can't do that.I wonder if it's me.In the past, people used to use their cell phones to use SNS, didn't they?
That's why I used to send messages to girls I don't know and call them to say I don't want to go out with them.It
's weird, but I've dated girls before,
so that's the era.So, going back to the topic, what you can have the most
depends on the era.No, we're in our 30s, but
a man in his 30s is someone who has money.I
see, that's a must,
after all . There are two good-looking guys with the same face. Yeah, they're both cool
. They're both poor and rich. Yeah, they 're both
good-looking. They're both poor and rich. Yeah, you can definitely have this one. If you have 100% money, you can afford it. Yeah, that's right. People who don't have money can't afford it, so they turn to sex right away.
And they're also dirty. Clothes are dirty, too. They don't have a sense of cleanliness.
They feel filthy. There are people who don't have money.
I guess that's the correct answer. Some people
say that leeway isn't leeway with money,
it's leeway in the mind. Laughter can come from money.
That's pretty true. That's right.
Well then, money is a must, and
having that means having money means yes, yes, that's true. Well, if you have
money, stop having as many women as you
like. Don't call me a woman. Okay, then
the next theme. What should I do? Isn't there
something interesting?
It was the most difficult thing in my life.
It's tough right now, the toughest thing in my life.Ah ,
even if it's tough, I wonder if this
is the most
difficult thing in my life.In the end,
I think everyone has times when work is tough.For
example, I can think of one thing.Yes, I am.A long time ago,
when I was 16 or 17, I bought a scooter.Scooter bike.Yeah
, yeah, it's about a 100cc scooter.So
what
did that make me think of?2 I went all the way around the book Yes, yes, on my bike
Yes, I have no money, I have no money Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on a bike, yeah, yeah, no money, no money, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to go on a
bike, and I'm going to go from Chiba to Yokohama, and I'm going to go to Yokohama, and I'm going
to go to Kanagawa, and I'm going to go to Osaka, and I'm going to go to Osaka, and I'm going to go to Osaka, and I'm going to go to the sea. I haven't been to Shikoku
, haven't I?
Are there any bridges in Kyushu?Yes, I've been to Kyushu.Is there a
bridge like this?I'm sure there was one.So, is that all there is?
I've been
to Kumamoto
and other places
. I went there with yen
, so I ran out of money around there,
and I'm running out of money.I turned into a jeerao, jejero, so I called a lot of places and asked if I could get a part-time job, and I was paid daily,
but
I couldn't get anywhere, so I stayed there in Kyushu, and I couldn't eat for about 3 days.What
are you doing here and there? There's no gasoline on the side of the road.Oh
yeah, there's a gas station, right?And I'm sleeping in a park,
and I'm so hungry that I can't move.I've
been homeless for about three days, no , I'm homeless.At that time, I was thinking, Oh no, I'm going to die.That's when I saw a piece of My Father hanging around my neck. I
had a gold necklace, and I sold it
to a shop,
and it turned out to be about 80,000 yen, which is a lot of money.Oh yeah, that's right,
and the cutlet curry I ate there was so delicious.It
's a great memory.So I spent that 80,000 yen, and it's already
come full circle in a day or two.That
's amazing. I sold it. I sold
it. Yes , it's selling really well now. I
regret it even more. I wish I had kept it.
Yes, what do you think?
I don't know if it was the most painful or painful time. No, it's work, but it turns into work.
But somehow, Mr. Miyazaki
is the type of person who talks about everything regardless of whether he cares about it or not
. No, but I feel like I've hit rock bottom.
When I say rock bottom, it's not rock bottom, but it feels like rock bottom.
Well, it's amazing at work. I had a goal. That's what my work goal
is. I have to work hard
to achieve the goal that I want to achieve .
It's hard to go to a company and train and
learn all kinds of jobs
and get to where you are.It's hard to be here.That's
how hard I worked.That's right, I worked hard for myself, but even though it's hard here, I
understand that it's
tough.Episode Sword-cho is so much more,
it's not like he's falling to that rock bottom? It's like, Ah, it's so bad, it's impossible
, it's like I want to quit a
tough life, I'm in a life-like mode,
there's no sting or
anything like that, I can switch between my personality in a way that's right, Hahahaha
, that's a quick glance, and there's something unpleasant about it, let's go next
Wow , that's amazing. I feel like it's relatively faster than the people around me.
I feel like I don't really go there that much, so I guess
I've never been there before, so I guess I'm doing well.
Yeah, yeah, there aren't that many, so
I'm sorry for the next episode. I'm disappointed in my expectations.
How many times have I been to 4 so far? 4 I wonder if it's 4
or something, but surprisingly 1 I've been talking for a long time on a personal topic,
and I can talk about it.This is the 5th one.Ah
, this is something that really pissed me off.Oh,
I was really pissed off.When I say I'm serious
, I've punched someone, even if
it's so violent. No, I don't either .
Even if we had a fight, I've never punched someone, I've fought someone,
but I've never punched someone, but
I've broken up with them. Oh, what
's that about my wife and my wife? When I first got married to my wife,
when I wasn't good at marriage, when I wasn't good at it. Well,
my wife is very naive and naive
, and now she's a really good wife, but
she's naive and a bit like a gal, and she's also weak-
minded, so I don't know why , but she's a young girl. Don't die, don't be silly,
don't die, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah , yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, my wife said that to Mr. Toriyama, ``Yeah, don't die,'' it's annoying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah, yeah, yeah
, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I want to be told to myself, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I get it, I don't care if I say that to myself, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay
for me to
say that to myself, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay for me to say that to myself, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's okay for me to say that to myself. That's what I said.Even if he wasn't serious,
it probably wouldn't work.It would hurt the kids.So
, I was drinking a little bit, and then he
said, 'Putin,' and I grabbed him by the chest,
but he didn't hit me. I didn't hit him,
yeah, that's amazing. I shouldn't have hit
him there, but it was just like that. He was so torn to pieces that he almost killed me.
Mr. Toriyama said it's okay, he should die.
Yeah, that's right. I feel like it's a discontinued episode, or
maybe not.I don't have anything.It
seems like I'm living a leisurely life.Maybe my range of emotions is narrower than other people's.My
wife is said to be unpleasant to her.That happens all the time.
Yes, family and things like that, but when I was young,
I fought with my parents.When I was in junior high school
, I had a fight with my parents.When I fought with my father, he yelled at me like this.When I hit him, he punched me back, and
my father held me down in this way, this way, and I couldn't move.I couldn't move.This power was so strong,
oh, I'm already a child.Yes, I'm a child. There was a time when I couldn't move
and I was so angry, but from that moment on, I started to rebel
and started punching holes in the walls of my house.If
my son was like that, I would have hit him.I
couldn't beat my parents yet, so
the only place I could hit was the wall.No one could hit me.There
was something like that
in the video video. Yeah, yeah,
that's it, that's it, oh yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it, oh yeah, but
sometimes there's a hard wall, and there's wood in there. [Laughs]
That 's it,
that 's lame.
Sometimes I feel like saying, Oh, I see. That's about it.
Yeah, we're friends, but
we don't really have any
big fights. Surprisingly, we don't have any. In our personal lives, we
get angry and break up because we don't like each other, but how are we doing now? My relationship with my parents
is really annoying right now, but
I don't think it's that bad. I don't think they're strong anymore.
That's right
. How old is your father? 58 It's about 58 Oh, then 58,
he's already an old man, so he doesn't have any strength,
so yeah, we're both adults, so I guess it's not really a
quarrel .
After all, you're going to win
, so yeah, yeah, it's easy to use your strength to make a fuss
, but if you do that, it's likely that the relationship will deteriorate.
That's pretty good. Abe's relationship is important. I guess
we 're at an age where we can't get along if we don't take care of each other. Yeah
, this is this year. I understand that even though the adults are close,
they use a tree in a strange way.Yeah, yeah, they both lift it up.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's keep it a bright
topic. 6th theme. Bright topic.
This is an eternal theme. If we were to take it to a deserted island,
this story has been coming up for a long time.
Yes, a deserted island is an island with no people, right. But on an island with no people,
you're going alone. You're alone. You're alone. You can only bring one item, so what clothes
do you have?Are you wearing any clothes?Naked
or wearing a bare base, or wearing a bare base, you can wear
one
item in your everyday clothes.Unless it's about your size,
you can't go home,
you can't do it, you can't do it.That's the kind of idea that comes out like a child's. The size is
something you can hold in your hand.Let
's make it something you can hold in your hand.It 's that big.It
's got to be one.Here, come now.Come now.They'll take you to a deserted island.They won't
take you.Wait a minute.What should I bring?Hmmm, what should I bring?A knife.Well,
a knife.I wish I had a knife. Well, I don't have a lot of trouble with food, so
I guess it's better than eating.I cut things, crush things, etc.But
in order to survive, I have to eat.How can I use a knife
to pick up food
? You can kill animals with nuts, etc.You can also cut meat with them
. Knives have a lot of uses, so
yeah, I just don't know. There are
probably better ones , but I feel
like knives are pretty important. How about
a good knife? Oh, there are so many kinds of virtue knives out there.
I know, I understand. There's a line-cutting knife, a fork, and a spoon.
10 good knives, a little bit 1. The one that costs about 10,000 yen
, yeah, that's right, that's a big guy like this. That's cunning. That's cunning. That's strong.
Yeah, the important thing on a deserted island is to have a fire. Securing
a fire. Securing
water. Securing a house. These three things. It is said that the most important thing is
food, food, food, food, food, uh, home.If I remember correctly, a bed
is protected from the rain and wind.Water
, then there is fire, and food is probably the last.It
is being transplanted.Yes, transplantation.Yes, yes, if you don't have a place to live, first of all, your body temperature will be taken away from you and you will die soon.If
you don't have water at that time, you will quickly become useless. So
, that's right, how do you get water? You can't boil the water.
What would you do if you didn't have the skin?
You can't drink the water in the deserted island sea.
You have no choice but to look for the skin.
Even if it rains, the skin is there.
So, assuming that, what should you bring? Hmm, that's right.
A 10-profit knife. After all, in the case of Mr. Toriyama, who is strong. Glasses.
No , no, no, that's it, keep it that way.
Oh, you can't do that from the beginning. Oh, keep it that way. If you can't see, you can't do anything.
No, that's right. Nobitai is like this, so my eyesight is too good
. I thought about a fishing rod. Ah, I'll catch fish.
Yes, yes, yes. I also thought about a fishing rod. And an ax to cut wood. I don't think a knife can cut
it, right? If it were a mana the size of
Kakakon or Okon, the worst thing
you could do would be to kill animals, yes, you could even cut fish, yes, yes,
yes, yes, you could also cook.If a wild boar were to come, you'd get 10 points.If
you use a knife, you'll lose.You'll lose.But if it's Na, you won't be able to win.Yes, if you try hard, you might die.Ah
, na.It's good.It
's bad to use a knife.Inako, come on. It's surprisingly hard to open things
like this because you can't open them like this with your nails
. [Laughs]
Without nails, you don't need
nail clippers, or you don't need nail clippers, but
that's fine. Things that start a fire
are simply like fire-type knives, etc. What is it? It's got something to start the fire with. There's probably a knife tooth on the back.
It's like that on a match, and it's like that on the back of the tooth.
When you say that, yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah,
yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's right. Well then, a 10-profit knife is fine.
Because it's small. If I get attacked, I want to fight after all
. My leper's knife is like a cat's knife.It has teeth as long as a cat's,
and I'm going to make one with something that sticks on the back and lights it.Then
I don't have a knife like this.The
one that comes out like this is strong.All
I have to do is open it all up like this, wrap it around my waist, and no one will come near me.But
as my friend said, yes,
I'm on a deserted island. Some people said, "What brush should I bring with me?
No, that's impossible. For some reason, when that tooth hurts, there's nothing you can do. I can't eat anymore. It hurts even when I drink water. I can't sleep.
There was someone who said, 'I want to have a sex drive.'
It seems that a toothbrush is good for preventing tooth decay. I brush it with a leaf. Brushing
is okay, but I can't brush the fine details. I ca
n't brush 1. If you die even if you don't brush your teeth for a month, then that's right.I'll
be sick for a month, so I want to see you all the time after I got cavities.It hurts
and hurts all the time, but it's better than not being able to eat anything.I
can't sleep, I can't sleep.But that's okay, that's not true.Brushing your teeth will lower your survival rate, definitely. On the other hand , yeah,
I can't eat food, so it's like a deserted island.I can't brush my teeth
, I'm weak.I can wash the fish, but
I can get the scales like this.Yeah, yeah, that's what it's like.So,
on a deserted island, the only thing that came out was that shallow feeling.
Yeah, I'm sure there's something good out there. I only got the usual answer like a knife.
I 'd like to ask the AI about this.
Oh yeah, okay then,
you can choose one theme. Now, the next one
. Please, go ahead, the most
expensive purchase of your life. What is it?
Shopping. The most expensive purchase of your life. I only have one item. Well, I
guess I'll give you about 3 things. The most common things are cars,
houses, and yes, that's right. It's a house. For me, a house is the most expensive home to buy. That's right
. Let's do it without home. No home. Yeah,
I bought it with my wife's money. Overall, it cost a lot of money.
Oh, I spent money on it. I almost spent money on it. I mean, I spent money
on it. I didn't buy it with money, but it seems like I spent money on it. I'm being selfish. Yeah,
I want a new refrigerator that I'll maintain soon.
Okay , let's limit this a bit. What you can hold in your hand
is good. The most expensive thing you can buy is something you have in your hand.
I guess that's not it.
Hmm, what do I do? Computer
ah, the computer is expensive. It cost about 300,000 yen.
What kind of computer is it? maciMacMac That cool guy. Is
that an iMac? 300,000 yen. Is that something you can hold in your hand and expensive?
Is it that different? 30 A 10,000 yen computer and a 100,000 yen computer are
completely different.
No, they're completely different. It's not just about watching erotic videos.
It's different. Oh, no. Well, a 30,000 yen bike and
a 300,000 yen bike are different. They're completely different.
They 're different. What are you talking about? That's different, isn't it? They're the same. It's just
running. Yeah, it's so different. It's the same feeling.
It's the same feeling. [Laughs]
A computer, right. It's something you can carry.
It's okay to wear something. Oh, no, it's me. Clothes,
that's a ring, that's it.
Oh no, this is a wedding ring, but this is 3. It's about 10,000 yen, it
's cheap.It
's either 50,000 yen or 30,000 yen.It's surprisingly
cheap
. Since I was already working hard on a really low salary, I haven't been able to get a ring for my wife to the satisfaction of my wife.I
should buy one now.No,
I don't have that now.No, I have more than I used to, but I can't afford it.So,
how many years have I bought a ring again? Just in case, 10 years have passed.
I'll be happy if you buy me another finger to commemorate the
10th anniversary. Hmm, yeah, I guess so. I want it. But
dabe dabe dabe
is a dialect of the Kanto region. So dabe, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah. That's why the ring is so expensive. I don't have 340,000 yen
, so I didn't wear expensive necklaces or anything like that
before. No, that's something I received
, so I guess I didn't buy it myself. Yeah, I'm not interested in fashion, I'm not interested in brands, and my cell phone
costs 10,000,000 yen. It's about 10,000 yen.It's still a loan.It
's still a loan.It's still a loan, but I'm still shopping.I
bought a Gucci watch
as a wedding anniversary.It
's a high brand, but I bought a matching one for my wife.It
's
not that expensive anymore, but 250,000 for two is expensive, and about 100,000 for one.Isn't that
the most expensive?
It was about a year ago, but 100,000 yen is expensive,
no, it's still expensive. 100,000 yen is scary,
yes, but when I think about it, I don't buy expensive things.
Yeah, I don't buy cars or anything like that, but
PS5, oh, I bought PS5, PS5, 100,000, 140,000, that's it
, that's it, that
's the most expensive purchase I've made recently. It cost about 10,000 yen, so I see. PS5
. Ah, I wonder why it's so expensive.
Because when it comes to old children's games, it's something that kids can buy with their pocket money.
Also
, PS that parents can easily buy. Who would buy 5,100,000 yen casually?It's
hard to afford to buy it for your child.I can't afford it.I
want a PS5.If I buy it
, I'll take it from my New Year's gift.I'll deduct it from my New Year's gift.Yeah,
yeah , that's the level of money.It's not the kind of money you can afford to buy for Christmas or a birthday.
If you want
to buy it, how much can you spend on your birthday? I
don't have any kids, but it's my wife's birthday.
I'm thinking about how much it's going to cost, 560,000 yen. It's quite expensive. Yeah, 10
is impossible. My wife wants this wallet for her birthday, so it's 50,000 yen. I'll buy it for her. That's okay.
I'm looking at the generous 50,000 yen. Seriously , I'm going to be pissed
. I'll be secretive, but I don't
have an acceptable range of 30,000 yen. I was wondering if it would cost about 10,000 yen,
but I want this, but it's 67,000 yen.I look a little disgusted.Do
I buy something expensive?I won't buy it, but I've always wanted this?I've always wanted this because it's limited edition.Yeah, that's good
[Music] Well, then there's no Christmas. Yeah,
that's what it feels like. Yeah, at the same time. Yeah, 67,000
yen is no good. No, it's expensive. Yeah, 50,000 yen. Oh, at least 59,000 yen. Yeah, 59,000
to 59,800 yen. I can't do 50,000 yen. I can't force my wife to have a birthday
like this. I can't. I can't.
Toriyama-chi. Nyanpa Hmm, what do I want? Earrings This brand of earrings is 50,000 yen
Too expensive 40,000 yen No, it's impossible, it's impossible, it's
an earring It's earrings, so it's back ok
, ok, daddy I wanted a big bag, I bought 50,000 yen, 50,000
yen Birthday, birthday 5
25,000 yen, 25,000
yen, 25,000
yen, 25,000 yen. Yen
okay, up to 35,000 okay ah 35,000 good 35,000
good limit I can't buy earrings that cost 35,000 yen, so this is it, right
? I'm going to look for them and buy them, but ah, there's definitely
something similar on Amazon, so I'm sure no one's looking at it
, so that's okay. Women's hairstyles get old quickly, and I don't really go to hair salons.
What do I go to? What's that creature? I go to the beauty salon a lot
, how many times a month do I go, and it doesn't change that much.Oh,
yeah, that's right.What
did I get cut?Where did I get my hair cut?I haven't been there about 5 times a month.Yeah,
I go there 5 times a month.I go there again.I have hair clippers like this.I
have clippers there.Oh, yeah, that's right, so it's zero.Money
. It's amazing if I go there once a month, and
it costs about 10,000 yen. I go there about 10 times.
It's okay as a birthday present. No, it's true,
so I come back and say, `
`I don't really know what's changed.'
' But I'll tell you the truth. I don't understand at all. I
know where I cut. If I cut the whole thing, it's a little safe.
[Laughs] Oh, I know I've been doing this for a while now,
my hair color is good, no, no, no, no, no, no
, it's fine. Do you know where I cut my hair the other day? Location, location
? Ah, back, back, back, not cut at all.
[laughing] Cut my bangs at the back, cut my back,
I've already cut 2cm of my bangs. Oh, I don't think it's possible.
I don't think I can cut it myself. Or maybe
I should hold back another 2cm.
My wife is 1.
It's 90% my age, so I don't need to cut my hair.
I wonder who I'm going to show it to. It's true. Yeah, the complaints are all over here.
The theme has changed. Well,
it's the 8th one. The 8th one.
Yeah, the anime I used to like. Manga.
The manga I used to like when I was little. Yeah. No
, that's the first manga that came to me. Doraemon
. Doraemon. Doraemon. Doraemon. I had a lot of manga, and
I watched a lot of anime. When I was little, I used to keep the manga in
my house in the bathroom. Ho, ho, ho
, it's a long time
to go into the bathroom and read manga. It tends to get long, so
the one I put there is Kochikame Nekochikame
This is Shikokukame Yari Park Front Station It's long Yes,
I can't say it I can't say it Kochikame is interesting Yes,
it's funny I'm sorry I was doing an anime called Kochikame
I saw it There was also a live-action version . The one that Kato Shingo is playing is
Ah, after all, Kato Shingo, yes, Ari-san,
Kato Shingo comes to mind, but
I thought it was different, so Kato Shingo, that's close.Doraemon
, well, Dragon Ball is a must-have, isn't it?
But I'm sure that's it.There may be no one who knows it, but it's the leader. A manga called Keshi
. Ah, the leader Takeshi. Yes, the leader Takeshi's manga is really interesting. Now, I say,
uh, Toriko is a manga. Toriko. Toriko is probably something that many people overseas know about.
Yeah, that's his previous work.
It's a manga that he wrote a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, I guess
that's what it's about. The main part of the manga is a gag manga, but the battle scenes and story
are really big towards the end. It's amazing.
There's a big difference between the gag guy and the real guy. Wow, the battle scenes during the battles are cool and cool.
Is that Oda Oda-sensei? What's that?
It's Shimabukuro. Shimabukuro-sensei Shimabukuro Sensei Shimabukuro is a big fan of Hunter Hunter, Dragon Ball, Naruto, and Jump's battle manga, so
that's right.I was influenced by that, and somewhere along the way, leader Takeshi started creating battle scenes, so that's
right.Yes, that's right.I feel like they are a little similar. Yeah
, yeah, yeah, I want to recommend this
, I want to recommend it, but I have to buy the manga.
Is there an anime? There isn't an anime. There isn't one now. It's been a long time.
Also, it looks like Shimabukuro-sensei has committed some kind of crime.
That's why we can't make an anime about the leader Takeshi.
That's right. Yes, he committed a right crime. I got caught twice, that person is playing around with me,
so
I can't watch it on any app or on any video site. Leader Takeshi, so it's just going to remain in my memories,
and then there's the White
Paper .
I just know a little bit about the scene,
but I haven't seen it.
Is it all true? If you like Dragon Ball, you'll definitely love it. It's fun, right?
I vaguely recognize things like Kurama and Yusuke, but there are things like Raygun, and
I don't know the story of the spirit world monsters at all. I'm talking about
Yokai or GeGeGe no Kitaro, yeah.If anything,
I haven't seen Sananra's Gekige no Kitaro.I
have a strong perception that it's a children's anime.I
know it's still being done, I know, I know, that picture
has become a Reiwa picture.Yeah, that's what it is. Kana Neko Woman Cat
Woman Cat Girl Cat Girl or Cat Girl She's so cute
In the past, she was just a monster, she was a monster Now she's not a cute girl
Yes, she's a cute girl Oh, she's changed somehow
Yeah, I'd like to say something about that too, but
yeah, there are too many girls in anime these days.
Yeah , the other world anime is also amazing. At first, the main character is a man, but basically,
I'm strong and have strong abilities, so more and more women gather around me. My
friends are warriors.
My friends are thieves and wizards. They're all
women. I don't like that, and they're also a little sexy. That's right,
it's like Kini Armor, and I guess they're attracted to it.Oh, yeah,
that's right, that's what the viewers are thinking about.Oh yeah, that's kind of a bad strategy.Oh yeah
, that's right, and every time more and more female companions appear, I get bored
of it. That's not really true. This anime
is aiming for her. She's trying to be intentional.
She can't be strong. It's true that women are
strong. In this world, Mikasa is the only strong woman. Mikasa is the only one.
Mikasa is strong. Yes, she's strong. Yes, this is a bit of a change of topic, but
yesterday I started watching Attack on Titan again.
Ah, Attack on Titan. Attack on Titan. Yes, from episode 1. Yes
, I watched about 4 episodes yesterday. Well, it's really interesting. Attack on Titan is from episode 1 to
episode 1. I'm thinking of watching the episode, but yeah
, it's really
interesting.The story gets deeper in the second half, so I'm looking forward to
it.What's the point in 4?I still haven't seen that titan, the titan comes, Eren becomes
a special attack team, the titan is the second time, it's been 5 years, and
I'm saying, wow, the giant titan floats around and disappears,
and I wonder what that was
. It's amazing, really, so
I haven't watched it all the way to the very end.
There's a talking giant that I've never seen before
in a manga or something. I've seen that part of the monkey's ape-shaped giant.
I don't know the rest. I don't know how titans were made.
I don't know what a giant is . I'm so excited that I don't know
anything about the outside world. Don't tell me
, don't tell me. I don't know anything about it yet.
[Laughs] Oh, that's right, I don't know if he's going to bite.I don't know.I
don't even know who Eren's father is.I don't know who Eren's father is.So
, yeah , next theme.Next theme.I feel like we've been talking for over an hour already.I'm
getting tired.Yeah, I get it.I'm getting a little tired.Can
I have a quick coffee?Is it okay for me to decide
?One before I die. I want to go to the place
I want to go to at least once before I die, even if it's a country I
want
to go here I won't die until I die
Yeah, I'll start with my wife's opinion.My wife's opinion?My
wife said that the place I want to go before I die is to see the Onora.Wow
, that's great.That's great.Seeing
the aurora borealis is a great thing.I can't do it because I can't do
it.It 's a wonderful thing . I'm in Indonesia, Jakarta is Indonesia,
Jakarta, Indonesia, I don't know
,
Jakarta
, Indonesia, there
's a prosperous place called Jakarta
in
Indonesia
. I don't know if it's a day,
I don't know how many hours,
but those girls are there, and the pool is like a pool, and
there's a spa, and there's girls in swimsuits,
and we're in there, and we talk about what we liked, and we talk
a little bit, and we go to a different room, and we do this, Chon-chan.
It seems like the quality of the girls there at Chan-chan-chan is outrageous,
but I don't know because I can't immediately think of Indonesians,
but there are rumors that
there are people from all kinds of different countries,
some of them are Asian, and some of them are pretty. I've heard that I
don't want to go there alone, but I want to go there with some friends.Yes
, I don't want to go with my family.Yes, yes, I certainly want to go there with my male friends.Yes
, I don't want that woman.I don't want that woman.If
there's a woman, I won't be able to have fun.Yes,
I guess it's a dreamland or something like that.Yes,
it's a man's paradise.Yes, yes, yes, don't say it
now . Yeah, I'm a bit like that too and I have one.
Yeah, where is that? Is it Germany? Germany. Is that an F car
? It's like an FKFF car lounge. Yeah, it says FKK.
It's like an F car car. Germany Germany. Yeah, I want to go to that.
What is that? I wonder if there's a door in the garden outside.
Inside it looks like a flyer.
It's a rather large facility with an outside area, so we
can play around and have a little chat outside. Yes, there are rooms outside and inside.
Yes, there are things like that. We're almost naked.
Some people always wear towels, but where did that come from when they said, "Okay, how are you doing?
[Music] It seems like there's
a room, there's a room
, it's a private section,
it's rumored that
there are a lot of very beautiful women there, too.I'm
concerned about illnesses and things like that,
but
I wonder if anyone has ever said that if you look into it, it's a paradise that looks fun.I'm just curious about what kind of place it is.
I'm curious. I want you to take me with you. Well, I'm going to Germany, so I want you to introduce me. If you say this is good,
then I'll go. I want you to take me. I want you to pay me. I'm sure
I'm going there for work, so it's work. Yes, I won't take pictures. Yeah,
that's good. In the end, all the places I want to visit before I die are
just fake things.
Yes, there's one more. If it's healthy, I'll take it. If you're a healthy person,
you want to join the Indian Gazis side.Yes, seriously, I can't do it.No
, it's already very dirty and I can't do it.There might be people from India.No
, it looks dirty already.They
say it's sacred, but to us, it's like dirty water.Yeah
, it doesn't look very clean.I
do n't deny that , but as a Japanese person, I don't think I'd like to join. I don't think so, but
I want to see the people inside and have a little conversation with them.What
I mean is, I want to go to India.I
want to experience the culture once before I die.That's
absolutely true.When I go abroad, I want to experience places that are a little deeper than the tourist spots that are
crowded.I want to experience it, but it's a little scary.
Because I'm doing it, I want to dig deeper and deeper into those areas.I want
to try it.Yes, I'm sure India is good.Yes, India is good.Yes, India is good.I want to try Indian food.Yes,
street food stalls are good.I feel like I'll get hungry easily, but
in Japan, people eat too much good food.It's clean.I eat too much clean food.My
wife gets a little bit of bugs.I
won't eat anymore.When the ah-ha stops, I'll stop eating. I don't eat,
I don't eat, I don't eat
, I don't eat, I don't eat, I don't eat, I
don't eat, I don't eat, I don't eat, that's not good.
It's not good, it's true, it's not as good
as having bugs on it. Humans are definitely
dirtier. Yes, it's true that
India is the same, but I would like to travel abroad.
It's Japan that I said I wanted to go to. I almost
want to go to Korea. If I want to do something in Korea,
I'll want to see G-Dragon. If I go to a live show, I'll go to a concert. I want to buy cosmetics. I wonder if I can buy cosmetics in Japan.
It's so shallow. You can't eat Korean food, can you? Isn't it as clean as Japan? After all,
that's too bad. But Japan, uh, compared to other countries, like Germany for example. Oh, Germany, France, or India? Well, you can eat a lot more in Korea than in India.
Hmm, there are a lot of Korean restaurants in Japan, that's
for sure. Yeah, so we're going on a trip abroad, so
let's go. Okay, then the last theme. Let's go.
Okay, I'm getting a little tired. Hmm,
then [Music]
Yes, it's easy or simple.
What would you do if
you had 10 billion yen? That's 100 million yen, that's 10 billion yen, that's 10 billion yen,
no matter what you do, it's an amount
that won't go away no matter what you do, then it could be infinite.What
would you do if you had unlimited money?
First of all, I'd quit my current job, right?
I'd do YouTube.Do I think I'd do it?No,
I probably don't want to do something, ah, well, that's boring.If I don't have a test for myself, if
I don't have the heart to challenge myself, people tend to rot.100
If I had a billion yen, I'd think it would rot at that point.My brain is
so-so.For example, the emotion of eating delicious food, the emotion of drinking delicious alcohol, hasn't faded.The emotion of wanting to go drinking more and more year
after
year .
Both of you may have never felt that way before, so thinking about going somewhere to have fun
is a hassle, but it feels like you're winning.Yeah, I guess
having too much money can be fun at first.Yeah
, yeah, it's fun, but
it's all about what you do first .
I don't want to spend 100 million yen, I feel like I'm going to be an idiot
, so yeah, let's donate now. Let's raise money
.
Japan is fine. 1 billion yen to every prefecture in Japan. Why don't we develop considerably
? We'll become famous. No, we'll give it away anonymously.
It takes a lot of courage to continue our current lives without thinking about our own profits. Well, we'll set aside a billion yen. Oh,
we'll set aside about 1 billion yen. Yeah, the rest will be donated.
That's true. Don't give your name,
let's give it a name and make a donation.You can't name it
,
you can't do it anonymously.Yeah,
your anonymous name won't be found out, or they won't know.That's true.Donations to the prefecture or village will be in the news.Yes, it'll be in the news.Even if
you're anonymous, it's possible.If you have too much money, your personality will change.Yeah,
it's seriously going to change, and you won't work, you'll gain weight, and you'll get sick easily,
but in return you'll have more freedom. I want to do that.I want to do YouTube overseas.I
have time to go abroad and learn a language.It's true that I have
time to learn a language.I can't try to learn it because I don't have a chance to speak it.Yeah
, but if I go to a foreign country for a job, I'll want to learn the language.That
's not a good idea.That's not it?I'll become a Japanese speaker in other languages.It
's okay if I only have a few words.
Yes, if I get 100 yen, then
I'll give some money to a poor person and give it to them and make some food for them.I
think they'll kill me.I'll get some money and kill them and take them away.That's
scary.Rumors are spreading.I'll
give it to YouTube.Yeah, I'd
like to be killed.But it 's a dream.That's true.But it's not impossible in reality.It
's not impossible, though.For
example, this YouTube has 50 subscribers. When a million people go, you can afford that much.
I wonder if I can go to the country freely and have some money to spare.
I'm going to make videos for YouTube
, but I'll be donating money. It's all the proceeds from YouTube. Oh, I'm going to go on an adventure with all my current earnings
. Ah, I see. It's the last time.
After I quit YouTube for the last time, now... Yes, I'm using it now,
but let's do our best to make that kind of revenue. Yes, I'm using it. Yes, I
'm going to use it. Yes, I'm going to use it. Let's do our best to generate that kind of revenue. [Music]
Yes, that's right. Lately, it's been a little slow. YouTube
is also doing well. It's going well, but I think we need to be the ones motivating us. Yes, everyone can't keep up,
so let's end with a smile. Yes, yes, please support us.
Well, it's been over an hour. Yeah, it's been about an hour and a half. I wonder if
it's been that long. Yes, it's been about an hour and a half. I wonder if it's been that long. Yes , it's been about
an hour and a half. I wonder if it's been that long . Yes, this endurance video of Mako. Yes, please ask someone at work.
Yes, please try studying. Yes, that's it. Japanese supermarket Miyazaki and
Toriyama. Bruises, bruises . Membership-only immersion radio every Saturday at 8 p.m. Japanese culture, games,
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