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Where have all [music] the flowers gone?
Long time passing.
Greetings from Castle Goring, from
Without further ado, I am going to
plunge in with what Jensen Blue says.
There's an awful lot that's of really
great interest that's going on in the
world at the moment and
today to an extent we are going to keep
it rather light.
But an awful lot is going on in the
world that is so important at the
moment. Not the least of which is the
Let us remember who installed the Ayatollas
Ayatollas
in power. The American, the British, and
More than that, I'm not going to say at
this point.
So, let's [snorts] stick to rather more
entertaining matters for the moment.
According to Genshin Blue, dear Lady C,
how do you expect the costs will be
divided [snorts] by the claimants if
they lose their case against associated newspapers?
Well,
I only hope that between taping this and
it being aired
that this is not out of date and there's
knowing associated
and knowing David Shbone's reputation
and knowing Harry's arrogance,
I think brinkmanship is going to be the
order of the day. But that is not a
prediction. It's just an opinion based
upon my knowledge of
the way associated newspapers function
If there is no settlement and if they lose,
lose,
they could lose comprehensively or they
could lose partially.
If they lose partially,
those bits of the case that they have won
won
will go to their credit.
those parts of the case that they have lost
lost
will count against them.
There are strict and elaborate rules.
It's called taxing,
There are elaborate rules that taxing masters
masters employ
employ
to arrive at a fair estimate of the
costs. It doesn't always work out.
Roger Cook, who was my brother's sworn enemy,
heard a matter
that I was a part of. And even though I
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And even though
because it involved a taxing master
whom I had accused of serious breaches
of the regulations and the law and
and
Roger Cook was perfectly happy to throw
me to the wolves so that he could oblige
his crony and colleague.
He ruled that I should pay most of the costs.
costs.
I bring this up so that you can see from
other people's experience
how the rules can be twisted and misapplied.
misapplied.
I do not think that Mr. Justice Nichol
and the rules are therefore very
straightforward when they are not misapplied.
misapplied.
If you have won 70% of the case, you get
of course if you're lab for 30%
of the other side's costs
you get the opportunity shall we say to
pay them the 30%.
Having said all of that,
well I'm trying to find a delicate way
If your victories are a minor part of
the case and the others victories are a
major cost part of the case that can
also influence
the outcome.
But the judge
who has the matter
will award costs.
But then
it is up to the parties involved
to either pay those costs as they were
rewarded or take them to the taxing master
master
who will then
decide to alter things to a degree.
They usually make sure that they don't
alter them to such an extent that a
victor becomes a loser and a loser
becomes a victor which can happen with
quantum. So they're very careful that
the quantum remains
in such a way that the matter is balanced.
balanced. But
But
each of the participants in the
associated newspapers case if they lose
will be awarded
costs against them to the extent that
they have lost. Now remember it's
several of them. So say Elton John could
win on 18 points and lose on 20.
Harry could lose on 98 points and win on two.
Elton John's costs would be awarded in
terms of his ratio as would Harry's.
Harry is one of the leaders in this matter.
matter.
So if they lose, Harry is going to have
But of course the judge can take the
view that for instance Darene Lawrence
was dragged along and therefore
even though her percentile shall we say is
is
because she was really influenced by
Harry because that's Harry's evidence is
that he influenced her and that's her
evidence as well.
So that's how the division works
and let's see what happens.
I think next week is going to be a very
interesting week.
Let's watch and see.
Leslie says,
"I see that Megan Markle claims to have
sold out of the bookmarks that she is
now selling. I don't think that she is
going to make a fortune selling bookmarks,
bookmarks,
place makers, or whatever else she is
calling them. [laughter]
[laughter] [snorts]
[snorts]
Megan and Harry are bombarding us.
Deflection, distraction.
Oh, look,
a pig is flying over there. Oh, because
the pig is flying over there. Oh,
Oh,
you shouldn't see this pig flying over here.
here.
So, she's launched this and remember
this is all supposed to be Megan making
herself $27 million
well on the way to being a billionaire.
She's not going to need to fly to Mars
with Elon Musk anymore.
She can take
her person, whoever he is. She's not
going to need a billionaire. She's going
to be the billionaire.
Now, [snorts]
do you think she'll take H along with
her? I mean, they look so bored with
each other and they look so disdainful
of each other. And I [snorts] understand
that things are so bad with each other
that somehow I think maybe she well
maybe she'll take a bodyguard.
Oh yes, she could take a bodyguard.
After all,
I'm Diana Mac, too. And she had her body
god and I have mine. He's guarding my
body fiercely. We Barry Malaki guarded
Diana's body fiercely. Yes.
Yes.
Well, she's selling bookmarkers at $18
bookmark. And her stab at wit is that in
her cursive affected script with all the
curly cues that she would like everybody
to believe would be something rather
more calligraphic when it's as much
calligraphy as my name is bar of soap.
She says, "I
fell asleep here.
What's she going to sell next?" Uh, what
uh triple spreads that are
clogging up the system?
I think she ought to go into selling
bananas, don't you? I mean, she could
write on each banana,
I love bananas.
Nibble, nibble, get ahead.
Bananas all the way to get ahead. Mhm.
Mhm.
Head's the operative word.
You are loved.
Everybody loves somebody who can nibble
on the head of a banana.
Well, evidently
evidently
the bookmarkers
have already sold out.
So now was that going to be a million
that were ordered or well I don't know
why we should be so conservative. I
would have thought two billion would be
more like it. Wouldn't you think? After
all everybody wants was never
with sputums back and forth from Megan. Oh
Oh
bookmarker. I fell asleep here.
I'm so witty. Oh, just so enforcedly witty.
witty.
But it's all a massive campaign
at the moment. And
And
as I when I say at the moment, I mean
literally at the moment because I'm
going to get to a part of the campaign
that has just dropped today. No, it
about us weekly, but we're going to get
to that in a moment. Trixie Bell says,
As I'm approaching
the centinery of my bars, can you
imagine confusing Pixie and Trixie?
There are stories going around that the
candles don't have wicks. Is this true?
Yes, it is.
Dan Wooten's fiance Allan brought
brought him [snorts]
one of the candles as a joke
and it came without a wick.
There's that American guy called Lauren
something or something Lauren.
[snorts] Uh very witty, very droll
uh very sort of hyper polished.
[snorts] Evidently, he also bought a
I think there's a message there somewhere.
somewhere.
Can you imagine the lack of quality control
control
that people are sold candles without
wicks? So, they are being sold wax
I gather when you try to return things. [snorts]
[snorts]
Lil Betty [laughter]
love it says
there is a rumor that Megan's made
millions selling her spread at Soho
House in big block capitals. Is it true,
Well, let me be very descriptive and accurate.
Megan was given a few tables at Soho
House to display her wares
and Megan knowing her way around Soho House
House
displayed them very well.
Now, Megan did not make millions
selling the produce that she had
displayed over the Christmas season at
Soho House.
But Megan has made millions
selling her spread
Megan used to keep her clothes at Soho House.
House.
Was she selling spread then? No.
But was she spreading good share? Yes.
Has that helped her to make millions?
[snorts] Well, I don't think she's actually
actually
made that many millions,
but she certainly made a few million. and
those clothes that were hanging up in
the closet at Soho House
when she was one of the permanent
fixtures as and when she chose at Soho House.
House.
That was definitely a starting point.
Well, she might have started elsewhere,
but it was a continuum
on the journey to make the millions that
she has made. So,
she was spreading good share.
That's not quite the same thing as
selling spread.
But [snorts] does it matter if it all
leads to the millions that she has acquired?
acquired?
there and let's remember very clearly that
that
any significant amount of money that
Megan has acquired has not been before Harry.
Harry.
the $5 million that she's supposed to
have been worth, she wasn't worth. She
was paid, I think it was maximum 50,000
per episode.
And do the math, there's no way she
could have been worth 5 million. And she
never owned a house. She never owned any
properties. All she did was plow her
money back in using agents to increase
her fame. So she had no money. She's had
money since she connected. So hero house
style with H.
Don't we all know all about spread?
Spreading joy, spreading love,
spreading all sorts of things that Harry
of course would also have been sending
her away. Projectiles
dee me baby and H. What a love story.
totally unpolluted
by [snorts] anything like avarice or
greed or filthy Luca or any Luca whatsoever.
whatsoever.
Jennifer Griffin says she just told us
she made something like 30 million 27
not 30 from her fruit spread and she can't
can't
But you need to remember that Megan has
been betrayed by her father. That's her account.
account.
Her father tried to restore the dignity
that she ensured the mainstream media
and the paparazzi
stripped him of in the runup to her marriage.
marriage.
And how dare he thwart her desires.
Uncle Sam, I can tell you something,
is going to be able to confirm to you
that she's not made anything like that.
She has not made money. She has lost money.
They are desperate at this point.
They are bombarding us with information
because they are hoping that they can
retrieve their situation sufficiently
sufficiently
so that they can continue their Bonnie
and Clyde double act because they
are so aware of how toxic each other can
be that they know They
cannot separate easily without bringing
each other down or one will bring the
other down and we know who's going to be
Ariana says, "Lady C." Hello. Hello,
Ariana. I have a question and hope you
will answer it on your YouTube channel
as I'm an avid watcher. Do you think
that if Hair Not Harry and King Charles
may end up like their ancestors, King
George II and his son Frederick, Prince
of Wales, who made a rival court in the
1700s by collecting those people his
father had alienated.
If her not Harry was to come back to England,
her not Harry as you call him
and Megan
have been just yesterday
given a going away present by Dan Wakeford,
Wakeford,
at US Weekly. He was formerly the editor
in chief at People. So when he was at
People, there were a there was a rash of
positive Harry and Megan stories.
He has at US Weekly come out with a rash
of positive Harry and Megan stories.
He is stepping down as the editor in
chief to become the editor at large.
It means he's being kicked upstairs into
the stratosphere.
That's usually not a promotion incidentally.
incidentally.
I just make that point for what it's worth.
worth.
But he has obliged by
by
flying the kite yet again. And I mean
this is also ridiculous. It's so
repetitious. is actually becoming tedious
tedious
that Harry
is willing to volunteer
his services to the royal family and
Harry wants to have a greater profile in
England and Harry wants to do good and
Harry wants to this and Harry wants to
that with the royal family. Harry wants
to be half in and half out and so does
Megan. But Megan of course would be half
in and half out in America while Harry's
half in and half out in England.
That will be a very toable way of them
having a good marriage because then they
won't need to see each other.
Can you imagine? Mey baby doesn't need
to go through Harry's banana patch any longer.
longer.
Harry
and Megan would have been trying to set
up a rival court. They tried to do it in
the United States of America. It hasn't worked.
The mainstream media, the press
love the idea of a rival court
because it gives them something to get
their teeth into. Constant conflict,
constant drama. They are the ones who
run with this narrative
and they are the ones who when Harry and
Megan plant these stories speculate that
William
and Catherine and Charles and Camila
will not tolerate
Harry and Megan having a rival caught in
this country.
They have already taken steps
to ensure that the constant sniping and
the constant nuisance
and the constant
raining on their parade and the constant
intrusions and the constant Harry and
Megan making announcements to coincide
with the activities of the royal family
hoping to steal their thunder.
Remember the appointment that William
has just made.
Harry is not going to be able to set up
a rival court. Oh,
Oh,
that doesn't mean that the press aren't
going to try to make out that he is
attempting to set up a rival court and
that he is even succeeding in setting up
a rival court. They've been covering
this now for the last [sighs and gasps]
[sighs and gasps]
Lynn Morris says, "Lady C, question.
What do you think about Storm and his government?"
government?"
Giving the go ahead to the new
Chinese super embassy. I would be very
It's insane.
It's irresponsible.
The
is
too close to
to
underground cables that are
reachable and hackable. It's
It's
if China doesn't like it, it can lamp it
should be the attitude of Star and the
British government.
But Starmer
prefers China
because Star
is a a Marxist.
Starma is a democratic socialist.
socialist.
Starmmer is basically a communist
who believes in going about the
communization of the world through the
the
pseudo democratic process. China
China
is the only large power at the moment
Stara doesn't understand
are not always coincidental
More than that need not be said. It is
generally acknowledged to be so.
And if Star can't see it,
you have to ask yourself
why do we as the cradle of democracy
have an ignoramus of that order as our
prime minister?
is not one that is worth going into at
the moment and it's certainly not a
pleasant answer.
But it there is an answer.
We are in deep trouble as a nation
and we need to be aware of it and we
need to do what we can to assure ourselves
ourselves
that our national interests and our
civil liberties are protected against
the dots and the dumbos like K Star and
David Lambie who are buffoons. of the
heist order.
They should actually be put in the
region's park zoo. That's what they
should be. That's where they should be
I think I've answered the question,
don't you?
Sylvia Elloff Calderwood says, "Trump
has no right to negotiate peace in
Ukraine with land concessions of a
country he is not president of or
elected to be anything. The European
Union is right to protect both Ukraine
and Greenland. The people of Greenland
have made it clear they don't want to be
USA citizens. So Trump is meddling in
Europe thinking that is the same as
meddling in Venezuela or the Caribbean.
So as Europeans, we should be defending
our independence and not accepting the
ideas of a mad man.
Well, that's your opinion and I
certainly respect your right to have it.
I actually do not
approve of the whole Greenland policy
and the Greenland distraction. Let's put
it that way. But I'm going to tell you
something that you're not going to hear
Trump has a very good reason for wanting Greenland.
Greenland.
It's just that nobody has told you the
reason and he's not going to tell you
the reason either.
If you go back to what I have been
saying for the last year or two
in terms of the tectonic plates that are
and how there is going to be a new world
order with new
superpowers with spheres of influence to
And if you go back to what I said as an explanation
explanation
as to why when
President Shirak, Prime Minister Major
and Chancellor Cole were happy to accept
Boris Yelen
and Russia into the European family of nations.
nations. Clinton
Clinton
and thereafter set about creating
sufficient division within Europe
using Ukraine and Russia
which he they have done very
successfully for the last three decades.
The reason why Clinton could not afford,
listen to what I've said before, and I'm
going to repeat it again. The reason
Clinton could not afford
>> to have Russia be a part of the European
family of nations was that with Russia
as the part of the European family of
nations, Europe would have been a
bigger, richer, more powerful power
NATO and the European alliance would
have come into conflict with American
national interests.
>> Clinton was bright enough to see this
Trump understands,
as does everybody else with any sense whatsoever,
whatsoever, that
that
no matter how much he beats the drum
about making America great again, that
America's day as the world's premier superpower
superpower
It cannot sustain economically
economically
the role it has played for the last 70
80 years, whatever.
That means that
that
Europe, if
it ends up and also Trump wants to have
a peace in Ukraine
that is going to be in the interests of
the Americans
and cause sufficient division in Europe
that it will not only enhance adance America's
America's
financial interests and national interests,
interests,
but that it will also
prevent or hopefully, if not prevent, delay
delay
the hgemonization
of Europe as an integrated Judeo-Christian
Judeo-Christian
If that happens
and Russia and the rest of Europe
are functioning in tandem,
that means they are more powerful than
the United States of America. They are
more powerful than China. They are more
powerful than India. They are more
powerful than Brazil.
That's why Trump wants Greenland now
because Greenland would be a part of Europe.
Do you begin to see where it makes sense
from that point of view?
Greenland
Whether Russia is a part of Europe as a
political entity or not, it is important
to Europe. It is important to Russia.
Whether Russia is a part of you Europe
or not, [snorts] it is important to the
United States of America and it is
important to China.
All of which abut it more or less.
Look at the map. Look at the geography.
Look at the reality of what is going on
and you will see if you are going to be
playing chess as opposed to checkers and
you're going to be anticipating eight
moves ahead as opposed to one.
Why it makes sense?
Does that answer the question?
And as I said, you will not have heard
that anywhere else but here. But wait
for it, you will be hearing it in a few
months or a year or two or certainly
within the next 5 to 10 years.
And [snorts] you're going to hear that
maybe the Daily Mail has discovered that
it reveals this as a fact the way it
Maybe Andrew Morton will reveal it the
way [snorts] he revealed all the
revelations about Diana
that he didn't reveal except the lies
But that's the reality.
I hope that answers the question. And it
certainly puts the cat amongst the
pigeons, doesn't it?
And it makes it intelligible
vision of the future for the United
States of America to own Greenland.
Because the United States of America
doesn't need to own Greenland because it
It doesn't need Greenland
except if the United States foresees
down the line that it no longer is necessarily
necessarily
allied or as closely allied with Europe
as it is at present. Do you see the
logic of the situation?
It helps to understand
power and power plays and spheres of influence
influence
and balance of power. It helps to understand
understand
the lessons of history. And the only way
you're ever going to understand them is
by studying history and then figuring
out what is at stake and why it is at stake.
I hope that answers the question. And on
that note, I'm going to say thank you
very much for listening. I hope this has
not been too heavy for you. I hope it
has been of interest. Please keep the
questions and comments coming in so I
will know what ground you would like us
to be covering. And I don't know about
you, but I think that this is infinitely
more interesting and far more
fascinating than anything to do with the
wretched Harry and the ghastly Megan. Godspeed.
Godspeed.
And if you have truly enjoyed this,
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and
take good care. And please hype
[laughter] if you can. Godspeed. Bye-bye.
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