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weird but I live in Bombay and uh when I
lived in Bombay I've realized the
laughter if you don't laugh then bad
things can happen yeah I stay in this
place called bandra tala okay near this
place I took an auto I was going back
from a show like this I took an auto I told
told
laugh and that was the worst
mistake I could ever make because then
man he continued the
engineer that's when I realized I just
laughed nothing would have happened it's
a bad thing I stay near this place
called linking Road that's the name of
linking linking
Road tell me one thing tell me one thing
what else is a road supposed to
do other than
linking has anybody seen any anyone has
seen any lead astray
roads next they'll make a new road
called a car driving
Road next from the name makers of
you know and uh ever since my childhood
I've always wanted to impress people you
know yeah all the time all the time I've
been trying to do that I'm a I'm a huge
fan in my childhood I'm a huge fan of her
her mentality
mentality
yeah some of you are right now also I
can see even right now when some of you
are clapping you'll always wait for
other people to clap
like every show every show there's
actually I'm a huge of her mentality big Aid
Aid
believer any fans of any believers in
her mentality don't raise your [Music]
hand oh everyone that's great
that's just like me I'm a huge believer
anytime in class anybody would ask me a
question I will only raise my hand if
majority of the people that are behind
me are also raising their hands and I
will only raise my hand exactly up to
height of all the other hands just this
much the question can be anything like
kids do we have one kid two kid three
kid I have have 2.5 kids you all have
2.5 it's a joint
family we live together and yeah school
was confusing man because I hated I
hated English especially yeah cuz
remember how they taught us English
first thing they taught us was
letters horrible way yeah first thing
they said was a for
apple when we didn't even know the
BBL it's like if somebody's teaching you
numbers and like okay start like okay 1
56 a baby is growing up like hey what is
Mama Mama uh you know family tree
right weird right teacher would write
from the board she would be like a for
apple and then one child be like ma'am
what is p uh that is uh coming
soon let's not talk about it right now
moving on moving on B for ball ball spelling
spelling
B A has made a comeback [Music]
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Apple C for cat cat spelling c a a
point and T forget T won't even learn te this
this
year let's just talk about what we know
by the time teacher used to get to
teaching P4 be like ma'am we know for Apple
Apple
only this is
revision you know understand then after
that then they had the
audacity to then teach us
words like we learned half of them in
letters then they are saying for is a
conjunction where was this when you were
teaching student shouldn't go to school
reveal now I'm understanding first
engineering horrible way man and then we
just kept going they taught us grammar
but we don't follow it now
you know like even while saying English
only contradicts itself sometimes when
you get drunk all of you get
drunk yeah yeah when you get drunk you
drunk is weird right we were saying
things like I have
drunk I am
drinking I don't know how we got to I am drunk
drunk [Music]
[Music]
think I think the first guy who said it was
drunk he wanted to say I have drunk he
said I am drunk and his friends were
also drunk so I was like oh he's on to
something and it caught on cuz it it
kind of makes sense it kind of makes
sense see when you are drinking
something like water or juice you are
simply doing the action
but when you are drinking alcohol you
action hi my name is Tang hi I am
drunk I am the process of drinking
past nice to meet you such a beautiful
phrase right such a beautiful phrase
describes the person see see I'll show
you see you drink you drink you drink
you drink you drink you drink and then
drunk have you ever done something so
much that you become the past tense of that
activity yesterday I was running so much
ran I am so
ran I'm totally ran right now
am I am
drunk something things are nice you know
like waterfall is my favorite
word beautiful
word what a simple direct way to
describe that
activity you don't need to teach it
waterfall very direct also it kind of
to like water go water
waterfall then water
but I today I want to tell you about the
most useless word in the English
language the most useless word and this
this word called
here h e r e here it's the most useless
word I called my friend home yesterday
he went somewhere else from there he's
here I said I am also
see here here has a very unique
problem okay see people who want to know
where here is don't understand it but
the people who understand here are already
see like if you go to your house you see
there's a robbery happening you call the
police be like hello police like yes
there is a robbery well
here the police will have no idea but
the robbers in your house would be like
here they snatched the phone from you
like and do you understand
here here like hello is this the Robert oh
oh sorry
sorry hello
hello
hello are you there yeah I am here
problem that's the problem actually it's
the most useless word most see every
time you say here you have to do an
action along with it otherwise it
doesn't make sense like where do I keep
here and my point is you could have just
done this and he would have
understood so you just say here so that
your mouth doesn't feel
lonely while doing this it's more of a
background music to your action
here you can replace it with any sound
doesn't matter you know like where do I
time still makes sense still makes sense
right such a useless word see I'll tell
you why because it is also a little bit
insulting to the person who was asked
the question when you say here yeah
because it makes the question look
bad every time the answer of a question
is here the question is 100%
stupid 100% where were we going here I
should have
known where is the forest here I should have
have
seen you know it's very I'll okay I'll
show you two scenarios okay I'll give
you two scenarios and one time I will
use here one time I won't use here and
you tell me if there is a
difference okay so I live in this place
uh called Midori Towers okay it's a
anyway I was stepping outside Midori
actually it's
Bombay I was I was stepping outside
Midori Towers okay and then a guy comes
in okay so this is the guy he looks very
much like me but he's he's not he's different
different [Music]
[Music]
guy a guy comes in and he's like where
is Midori Towers I'm like here he like
I'm so sorry man I asked I should have
seen I should have seen he gets
depressed yeah I couldn't save him car
came and hit
him that was exaggeration but something
similar happened I mean and now I'll
will show you second scene second scene
okay I'm getting out of Midori
Towers guy comes
oh thank you for your silence random man
then he goes to Midori Tower car misses
today not using ha saves lives this is
what I'm trying to
say okay if you want to move on we'll
move on
okay let's talk about the city the city
here you understood this question right
you understood they didn't understand
that's the problem this camera people
didn't understand people on YouTube they
don't get
yeah a man horrible I some people don't
understand about is that here travels with
you right see if you are here right now
you go over
again that's the problem people don't
get it they go on road trips you know
those road trip people after they've
reached the destination the driver looks back
back
he says we are
here and here's my point he could have
way and it would have still made sense
in fact when you were starting the road
trip you could have been like 3 2 1
everybody excited okay we are
here like you are correct but you are
anymore this is a big problem sometimes
people are like we are almost there you
are always almost
there no matter where you are you are
almost there life is between here and almost
there yeah all all of us trying to go
here I was not just joking when I said I
hated school because like I have that
album I wrote called school not so cool
which had songs like oh that teach
teacher teacher scary creature why no
understand and subjects some rhymes like
no not history cuz what the teacher is
talking about is still a mystery [Music]
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