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fungal infection talking about my
ex-girlfriend gask Khan is just like why
Won't Anyone talk to me guess what
doesn't exist anymore Nazi Germany go
yourself admin's here I'm so sorry I'd
please I thought they said poop tea for
a minute this my favorite that's what
that's what I just made you're drinking
the poop tea dude I just made a heavy
batch of poop tea before this man I
could smell it when I went there it
wasck I was like
we forgot to countd down that was the
most mismatched [ __ ] [ __ ] in the
world at your own pace gentlemen let the
editor worry about it fire at will this
is what happens when you come off of
like multiple days of filming and then
filming podcast everything else it's
fine it's okay I was a little cold
sitting here and then my arm touched
Nick and I got radiated by his Iowa heat
dude it was pretty sick it's the hatred
of Communism our elbows touched and I
was like I actually feel warmer now I'm good
good
life hack if you're ever freezing to
death in a cabin with me just ask me
about Carl Marx it'll warm
up [ __ ] sweaty fat enemy team
watching just the IR signature blinds
you [ __ ] Nick soap box heater it's
like okay yeah start talking about it
there's certain there's certain topics
you can kind of trigger Nick over
history and he starts charging up like [Music]
[Music]
Godzilla it's like Tony Stark making a
new ele Haring
like sir we're creating new
elements I like to harass Nick about
history topics cuz I can kind of push
his buttons I'm like dude I think
Michael vitman was was the best tank a
of World War II and he starts getting he
gets so mad dude I mean Michael vitman
he was a very effective tank Panzer
Commander right up right up until he got
[ __ ] killed by a Sherman well right
up until he got killed by a Sherman but
I mean the Sherman wasn't even that good
compared to German Armor All right well
I want a chance to talk for you know in
this episode I I always be my one my one
chance to talk in an unsubscribed
episode welcome to the unsubscribe
podcast I'm joined today by Eli double
fat Mr administrative results the fat
electrician and hello I am donut
operator thank you so much for watching
us W okay go you guys fight all right
every I'm not going to talk anymore just
gets up and
walks my job is
done and never I me personally I think
German leadership was probably one of
the best of World War II of course they
were hampered by ad all the way to
[ __ ] losses twice all the way there I
don't know I just personally disagree
which which German leaders oh you know
Hines garan the aventor of the blitz cre
oh really even though it was Percy
Hobart and it was a well-known fact that
Hines garyan had all of Percy hobart's
notes and he spent the last [ __ ]
three decades before World War II
developing the blitz Creek that
guy interesting dangerous never heard of
Percy but I mean hin garyan sounds
pretty cool you ever heard of the
funnies you know all the Sherman tanks
had like the flails on the front and
like the roads and [ __ ] he invented all
that [ __ ] yeah I watch your video yeah
good good okay you know I just person disagree
disagree
so that's what I I told you you can push
his buttons it's actually pretty fun I
can't I can't do this dude we need the
gang does and we just send Nick to a
communist country and he has to live
there for a
month I'll get murdered immediately
document the entire what do you mean
yeah can I get my it's going to be Nick
fighting like 10 starving people at the
same time like the like this is my bread
now yeah he's going to be on the Doom
pile when like all theing Communists are
coming up he's just fighting this is my
sup line I'm like Hades from the
Hercules Disney movie get your slimy
Souls off me stop touching me get your
slimy Souls off
me oh um old [ __ ] James Wood huh yeah
speaking of that who wants to come on
the podcast I've been speaking with him
recently I can't wait dude I'm excited
excited I'm stoked for you guys D we're
lining up candy to S him to a seat yeah
piece of candy there yeah there's going
to be a piece candies just coming up
here piece of candy this this is really
[ __ ] good this is surprisingly good
yeah poop
tee slaps are we sponsored by them or
you just saying it's good no like why
why are you saying it's good if we're
not being paid by them we call them poop
the truth matters I think when we call
them poop tea yeah please it don't
matter open just just pop it just pop it
that's [ __ ] surprisingly good I
didn't try the
mango oh that's easy too yeah that's
dangerous is there alcohol in it yeah
caffeine may maybe you know you know
what that just made me think of like
tubing down the river yes ooh that
sounds nice right now and we're not even
sponsored by them
that's surprising that is dangerous yo
poop tea tell you pay us we're not
saying your name that's yatch you got
you good down there holy [ __ ] hey that's
a nice thing yo poop tea if you want to
spons we'll take it we'll stop calling
you poop tea until then that's all we're
going to call you but you taste really
good we're going to keep drinking it
though just bul them into a sponsorship
it'll be great I'm going to call you
poop until I put my mouth on you okay sorry
sorry
so oh my God yeah we're joined by our
boy today dude I we have a lot to talk
about first off you got to do your real
set like first real set everyone we
already discussed this one time we did
um tiny guns 3 uh we all dressed up in
different World War II attires Nick look
like he just can time
travel dude you put you in a civil war
outfit I be like that dude was in the
Civil War he was of the Iowa regiment
all you guys look so [ __ ] good the
American solders sitting there on the
stone wall that was so cool by the way
guys I don't know if this is going to be
as high energy as it normally is because
we've been filming nonstop for like 48
hours so what Cody's hand here now raise
it 15° and that's what his role was I
was like tired up to here tired up to
here Cody look [ __ ] everyone just
looked the best and I told uh Corridor
so when talking with Jake and everyone
writing the roles you were the one I was
like hey uh you can give admin lines and
Trust he's going to do a really good job
of carrying himself on camera and a
[ __ ] nail though never worked with
you but I watch your little interactions
and how you carry yourself on your own I
was like that dude knows what he's doing
on camera that means a lot dude I was
like I was like my boy now that even
Jake was like bro you nailed that to a t
cuz I was like here here here here here
good okay go [ __ ] go you were the
only one I had no reference to I I don't
know how going to be on
make him the angry guy in the background
he's going to be perfect which is
exactly what I strive to be you just ask
our major like what's a good God damn
morning you're the [ __ ] weather man
how the hell would you know unless I'm
going to be angry don't have me
act but how was that like your first
dude that was a blast that was really
fun that being a part of something like
that with a high production crew like a
lot of guys with experience being filmed
by a red camera that was that was pretty
sick man getting to show up and just not
have to worry about making the video
that was so much fun like I like when
you make a YouTube video like when I do
my lar videos I'm still always like
doing some level of planning of some
kind organizing if there's extras having
them organize so it's like you're
directing you're producing you're Tech
like writing I don't really write that
much but um getting the show up and just
be like all right dude here's your line
say it all right you're good that was
nice even doing like shot angles you
have to think about that going into
those things and this is the first time
you're like I'm Talent yeah in between
Tes for just like legs out just sitting
like soldiers up I was really getting
immersed in my role yeah Nick how was
that like for you that was your first
you I mean you've been doing filming for
like two years yeah yeah it was fine and
then you're just tossed into a corridor
digital which dude I grew up since 2010
watching those that's a huge deal man
that to me is what blew me away the most
I was like dude I'm in a corridor
digital production right now like my
like younger me would have been blowing
his load at the thought of that like
that is it's a big deal that's exciting
I've never watched a corridor movie
video besides teeny guns 2 with you and
you call it teeny gun tiny guns whatever
how I know youve never Corridor video I
love the Teeny gun series I went into it
with the attitude of like I'm an E2 in
World War II I know exactly how to
portray this [ __ ] character I don't
want to be
here Cody for you that was like you've
done stuff in the past yeah Cody you've
been a Nazi before
according to Twitter well that one time
when I was a cop you know that one time
on Reddit for nine years no that was a
good [ __ ] time man um apologies for
almost having a [ __ ] heat stroke out
there we're in that heavy German wool
uniform oh yeah the German uniforms were
way worse than the American ones Lord
have mercy but no that was a good time
man I've acted before and having Sam's
guidance out there was really [ __ ]
cool man and especially you you help
pump me up that was that was good man
it's all about body language on camera
it's weird like the idea of doing this
and it's completely different forms of
content when you have to hey you have
this I have to carry myself this way
because the camera's angled like this
those little nuances never think about
until you start directing acting because
I was supposed to be a strong German
Commander who's killing the American and
you're like no just like just roll your
shoulders back get that Prussian posture
get that chess out get that chess out
pop that chest bro then then just
[ __ ] Nazi Cody came out champ yeah
before no it was oh that was such a good
[ __ ] time man I wish we could that's
it's wild how many people we got out
there too man that is dude you see all
the comments right like as this is going
to be a couple weeks in but everyone's
posting their pictures on IG everyone's
stoked right now as they should be this
is a [ __ ] oh we're doing War as the
boys dude yeah every gun YouTuber pretty
much all the I mean a lot of the big
ones significant
I think there yeah yeah at least in like
our group of friends it was everybody
that's a monster what were you going to
say I was going to say there was certain
moments like if we had actual sized m1's
or actual sized rifles there was moments
where I was like dude it could be like a
reenactment like it was very immersive I
will say like the uniforms we all had on
looked pretty dialed in like everyone
had the right movement everyone had the
right vibe to them cuz like you'll watch
certain like pieces like short films or
war movies and you can just kind of tell
which guys don't know how to like hold
guns or move or how to like move
tactically and then even moving
tactically in the correct period style I
feel like we captured that like we
weren't trying to be like highspeed
operators or like the modern like vets
of the global run Stack Up on the door
yeah it was like like when you watch
like you know old like old even war
footage like how they're like moving
they're like very casual because they've
been like doing this for days on in
they're just like very used to the
combat like they're not trying to be
like punching out working work space
like there's a there's definitely like a
a feeli to it that you got to portray
even and Sam thankfully same quarter
they really did a good job of letting us
like adapt on the Fly and I told you we
had that conversation I was like you do
not know how long this would have
[ __ ] taken taking just regular dudes
have never been the military police
anything like that and then throwing
them in it's like hey do you know how to
hold the gun no okay this is movement
days that shoot would those [ __ ] two
days would have tooken a week at minimum
trying to work with people that never
held a gun or anything he's also working
with people like we we asked Jake about
he's working with people who are
comfortable in front of cameras too yeah
he's working with what what was there
like eight or nine YouTuber guys out
there like people that do this for a
living and he was saying dude this is a
[ __ ] easy shoot to do like you guys
are already comfortable we can easily
coach you like just roll through roll
through roll through each scene Sam
that's what Sam Sam was like I I was I'm
not going to lie was gonna thought this
was going to take longer uh but you guys
killed it yeah like I seriously I
thought it was going to be like at least
three days four days but day and a half
you did really good Sam's
autistic good company brother good
company me and Jay talked about that I
was like you know Sam's autistic right
he's like no he's not I was like look
how much does he make eye contact he's
like what oh my God it all makes like
and this his is just film and directing
and he's [ __ ] so good at he's locked
in with his dud he's I was watching him
work and I was like this guy's a performer
performer
just I need you more like this and he's
like working the camera oh I messed that
up reset boom yeah he's going at it
[ __ ] loved it I Stoke for that one
Cody almost died though yeah just heat
exhaustion Cody bro I drank a gallon of
water that day too man but wearing that
heavy wool uniform and we were in the
sun too there wasn't that much shade so
I kept trying to WAND back to the shade
and there for a minute I was like no I'm
going down and Sam was like all right
the rest of your scene is sitting down I
like thank you Sam please
I was like oh this looks good and it
worked yeah I was like okay that's
fine it was such a good time we're we
I'm glad you all par taked in that dude
it was an honor man that was really fun
it two days of fun I get part of me
though like looking back at all the
pictures that we have that are cool I
was like [ __ ] I wish we had real actual
size guns for some of these pictures cuz
it looks so much cooler it's like maybe
perhaps with pepper
box we have the funds now I know we
should do that no that would be cool
though like Aon was saying for the next
shoot like Bring Out full siiz guns even
if we're doing you know tiny guns or
whatever World War II I know do little
[ __ ] LARPing or World War II skits or
something I got a comment it's like Banda
Banda
bubas just jumping into war yeah [ __ ] hell
hell
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those pubes at Bay which which was the
uh the division that was all the old
guys which one was it sorry what you
just did a video on it the old bastards
oh yeah the old
77th technically we were all a bunch of
old bastards D we would fit that we
would fit somebody actually made a
comment that I didn't even realize
because um the 77th was what uh Desmond
Doss was attached to which is a hack
starw Ridge movie and somebody made the
comment and they were like I actually
didn't I was annoyed when I first
watched this movie because all of the
people in his unit were like old as [ __ ]
compared to what they would have been in
World War II but now I realize that
that's actually correct that they were
all 30y olds wait hold the [ __ ] on this
is it I okay I don't know so 77th ID was
originally a guinea pig unit so
basically um it was one of the first
three units that was entirely comprised
of draf e so out of those three out out
of the three divisions they're like well
let's take all the old guys and put them
in one division s way and the idea was
going to be that they wanted to to run
basically experiments on them to see
like how hard you could push a 30
30-year-old in a combat situation just
so they had data for like if it turned
into like absolute War like if we have
to start drafting 40 year olds what are
they going to be capable of so they took
them they trained them for two years
they had him do like uh Mountain Warfare
up in the snow they had him do desert
Warfare out in Arizona was it can I
guess that was probably one of the most
squared away units bro it was it was the
most combat effective unit in the
Pacific in all of World War II it was
like if you took all of our friends like
us and threw them into [ __ ] into tra
I think if you take all of us right now
and toss it out and you're like guys I
know you made a lot of money now you
make a grand a month you're going to die
eight no h in the Pacific
dog [ __ ] angry you're telling me I'm
going to be gone from my uh my pleasure
Palace of Hawai for four years in the
Pacific making a grand a month okay I me
squared away guys but that's fine it's
[ __ ] on Cody again podcast no I'm not
saying that was a POS actually that was
it's a chair Cody it's the chair but uh
yeah no so they they put all the old
guys in one [ __ ] Division and the
average average age was 33 years
old and then they ended up getting sent
out to the Pacific and they [ __ ] on
everybody they were wrecking House bad
so the only reason I guessed that was my
my Charlie 219 good old basic training
here um mine was the one platoon that
had we uh platoon has like 40 to 50
soldiers yeah we had 28 Specialists
going so these are all college grads and
then up to 35y olds going into oh yeah
so the older guys always do better yeah
so we had like everyone was just and
basic training you have like e1s to E3
no matter what you might have one or two
specialist your specialist you have a
degree so we had like 20 something going into
into
myON my drill are at the end he's like
you guys been really like we had cake we
had a radio we had all this [ __ ] going
into week three he's like ah you guys
are really squared
away like he wasn't [ __ ] with like 18-year-old
18-year-old
rard that's how these guys were too cuz
they were uh like they were going
through all this so this would have been
1940 early 19 late 1942 early 1943 they
were going through basic they took the
77th division and that was a division
that was like their best unit that they
had stood up and that was who they chose
to do a parade for Winston Churchill to
like show off no [ __ ] yeah so like they
were squared away from the beginning and
then they ended up sending him to the
Pacific and they were at the Battle of
um they were at the Battle of ly and
they showed up to they they won a battle
got sent to go on [ __ ] leave for like
3 weeks on an island and then the Battle
of ly happened and they're like okay we
need these guys so they turn the ships
around from leave and dropped them off
at ly one of the bloodiest [ __ ]
battles in all the Pacific and they show
up and they're like all these Marine
units and army units are just halted
like the Island's cut in half the
Japanese government already said like L
is going to be a decisive battle in this
[ __ ] War they're throwing everything
they have at it these are people that
will die oh yeah they're not
surrendering yeah no surrender they were
telling the civilian populace at that
time hey jump off cliffs instead of get
captured yeah yeah that was not a good
it was that was a couple years later but
yeah um so like I mean it's just the
islands cut in half and they got people
getting supplied on the back end from
both sides and the 77 it's like [ __ ] it
let's go make an amphibious landing on
the other side of their Island and cut
off their supplies and they did it got
cut off from everybody else for like 3
weeks straight and they they racked it
was like a [ __ ] 56 to1 KD ratio and
they were they became the only so they
took over the harbor that everybody else
was getting supplied by and an
amphibious Landing ship for the Japanese
showed up with new troops and they
pulled up and they had m110 tank
destroyers and artillery and they're the
only Infantry Division to sink a major
Naval vessel during World War II from
Land blasting that mother the dude with
the m110 just [ __ ] lighting up a [ __ ]
not a boat a ship and they sank it and
then they took over like the entire
[ __ ] Island it was bro all of them
had like nukes the what is it the when
you kill so many Ben uh the you talking
about the T Call of Duty tactic Call of
Duty when you get a kill streak they had
kill streaks massive kill streaks
massive kill streaks it's like I you
know you imagine us in that situation
there's a bunch of 18-year-olds running
around like popping off their guns and
stuff and we're like no pull that
[ __ ] artillery over here and shoot at
that ship it's got big bullets in it
shoot at that ship right there I've
played uh play a number of Battlefield
games right playing in a tank you shoot
down a plane and you are on Cloud9 it
feels so good I can not imagine the high
of taking down a actual ship with a tank
destroyer dude that guy must have been
just like that Gunner must have been
freaking stoked out of his mind dude
that team oh dude you know everyone was
like he's just walking around taking his helmet
helmet
off they have like they a Japanese ship
on their tank for kills so I explained
this in the video but like I know that
you'll get this right away so like when
they their first battle they showed up
[ __ ] I forget what battle it was it was
a battle where like the Army units were
not performing very well CU they were
mostly drafts and the Marine Corps was
in charge of the theater and they showed
up and the Marine Corps guys were like
[ __ ] it's a bunch of old dudes I'm just
going to like P Meal them out as
reinforcements to everybody else and uh
the Marine Corps General was so
disappointed with I think it was like
the 73rd infantry or whoever whoever was
already there he relieved their general
of command and put another dude in
charge which is [ __ ] wild for a
Marine Corps General to relieve an army
General to command cuz he's disappointed
in their performance and then the 77th
shows up and all of his Marine Corps
units are like bro these guys can
[ __ ] these guys can throw down so
he's like I'm gonna send the whole
division up to make an amphibious
landing and they made this amphibious
landing and uh the Marines that were
stationed on the actual
ships one of them like famously said
look at those old bastards go cuz it was
just like slow as smooth smooth as fast
and they just like marched right up the
[ __ ] beach and everything went
perfect and that became their nickname
the old bastards and uh so from there
after that happened they went through
this whole battle kicked ass and then
all the Marines started calling them the
77th Marine Division because they were
too good to be Army it was like like bro
if you weren't in the military you don't
understand what a compliment that is
Marines are not good at compliment
highest compl they know how to get
that's B deal your army you're opposite
[ __ ] God damn dude and that's they
had to scale the the mountain side right
uh yeah they were the ones that so there
was one unit that had just gotten eaten
up at hack the the escarment hacksaw
Ridge they got [ __ ] just demolished
like 2third casualties and then they
sent in they they had the 77th waiting
in reserve so that would have been the Battle
Battle
of fck not sipan um damn it I forget the
island that would it was like the
bloodiest battle and um they they
basically had the 77th waiting in
reserve to figure out like where the
problem area was because they were the
problem solvers and then once a whole
division got Aid up at hacksaw Ridge
they sent in the 77th and they're the
ones that got it done and that's where
Desmond Doss had his whole movie and
everything which also shout out to that
dude that's [ __ ] it I don't know how if
a private came up like I don't want a
gun I just want to save humans like you
sure dog
like I yes
all right let see how it plays out
exactly fine I'll take his m one thanks
dog crazy thing about him is if you
actually read like all the [ __ ] from the
dudes that were there it's way crazier
than that movie that's dude and a lot of
the times it's what they have to do with
Medal of Honor stories is they have to
downplay tone it down yeah yeah they
have to tone it down and Hollywood's
done this even with Audie Murphy they're
like no one's going to believe this [ __ ]
you stormed as aie Murphy's playing
himself in a movie they're like no tone
it down I know you there and this is
about you but no that didn't happen he's
not [ __ ] that is that's what happens
it's like no one's going to believe this
sir I that's me trust me not viable AI
Murphy charging well like one of his
medal of honors is like four machine gun
nests no so that was when his best
friend got killed he got pissed off and
[ __ ] took out four machine gun nests
by himself his metal dude this is this
is like assaulting machine gun Us by
yourself I'm assuming those were 42s
yeah well so what it was they had uh
they they faked surrendering and then
shot his like best friend that he'd been
through all the training and [ __ ] with
and killed him and he lost his [ __ ] and
took out a lot of dudes he Ked how many
D like he killed I don't know but okay
so you know the movie Fury the final
battle scene is so the movie Fury Brad
Pitt's character is based off a lafette
pool the best tanker but the final
battle scene is based off of aie Murphy
cuz aie Murphy wasn't a Sherman tank it
was an m110 tank destroyer but he had
all of his guys go wait in the Woodline
while he [ __ ] fought an entire SS
Battalion by himself on a flaming m110
tank destroyer and that's when you're in
the Medal of Honor God that goes so hard
he was like he was like
52 5 six yeah cuz he got rejected by the
Marines cuz they said he was too short
and then he ended up being the most
decorated soldier of World War II huge
mistake when you have a medal called the
aie war aie Murphy award that's an Army
dang you know you did something good in
that time he had like two silver stars
and iron a cross and he had everything D
is just a [ __ ] hard ass just racked
up he looks like one of those North
Korean generals with like the yeah when
they [ __ ] just PL every metal they
can on them even though they've never
done anything yeah you have to read his
like some of his battles just seem
like he's making it up hey no way mg4
twos and you're just running at them
killing the entire nest and you're like
not good enough still
angry run to the next one we can't kill this
this
guy what what do you call it the main
character yeah plot armor the main
character yeah dude he had the plot
armor the entire time main character
syndrome dude he's like this is my War
dude you side note for
you we've all discuss this your new
content you are doing is some of our favorite
favorite
[ __ ] bro like your character breakdowns
are so [ __ ] good and I don't watch
I'm I'm a terrible friend I don't watch
a lot of my friends content I like watch
segments I can sit down and just watch
like your full breakdown like I love
this movie oh man I don't even know
about that [ __ ] that watch that watch
that watch yeah cuz you you did um you
did Danny Archer yeah from Blood Diamond
MH and then you did um sakario guy from
sakario what else have you done uh I did
uh I did the I did like a the characters
from Predator breakdown that one didn't
do as good wasn't as relevant of a topic
but I still enjoyed the movie so I had
to get out of my system but those those
have been the the three I've done so far
I got to do heat soon and I got I was
going to do another one I totally forgot
about but heat's on the docket do you
have a specific character for heat if
you can say it right now um well of it's
you know there's Hannah and then there's
going to be uh Neil of course and then
Chris there's some fun there's like some
fun things there we'll really see if
it's like so I kind of try and run run
the Gambit with the characters cuz I
feel like with certain things like the
historical breakdown I feel like for
heat will be kind of like maybe not as
indepth as say like blood diamond could
be cuz there's so much like layers to
like the blood diamond conflict that
made it really easy to make a video on
that was good dude explaining [ __ ]
Zimbabwe and all that stuff yeah a good
rough explanation I can't do a good
history breakdown like Nick I'm just not
smart enough so you just did a history
segment on someone that doesn't exist I
think you're pretty I'll take I'll take
yeah right yeah I was like I just
learned about this character he's not
real he's not real he's yeah that's the
real life factors that made a fictional
character right dude does the audience
know about our watches um I know I've
talked about it before well yeah so Cody
and I have the brightling Chrono Avenger
and it's an expensive watch but it's uh
it's the watch that Leonardo Di Caprio
wore as Danny archer in Blood Diamond so
that's the that's the big significance
of it us being massive nerds for the movie
movie
we dropped the the skrilla on it and now
we have the watch gorgeous watch yeah
it's I'm not a big watch guy and I
always wanted this watch like Rolexes
Don like interest me I'm like hey cool
if you got one good for you if you got
other cool watches I don't care I just
wanted this one so I dropped the dough
on and when I hit 500,000 subs and I was
like this is a treat for myself so and I
plan to pass on to my kids yeah hell
yeah dude yeah I'm gonna give it to John
one day yeah why why do dudes lock and
why do why do uh so you know he's he's
working in Africa like there's obviously
not a lot of money there why would a guy
like that carry a several thousand do
watch definitely bartering yeah for sure
I can see that get out of a tough
situation yeah yeah if you has to deal
with Commander zero oh Commander zero
you are the man huh you are the man you
are the man where's Commander zero I was
thinking about that situation I'm like
man it would be I'd just be you don't
know who will kill you uh crazy concept
out there for anyone that's never been
to a third world country life is not as
important yeah like people will kill you
for a phone with no question asked and I
think U Blood Diamond did a good job
especially with the children's soldiers
yeah like children's soldiers most
terrifying thing in my opinion I was
like these kids have no moral compass
yeah and it just snap just because it's
such a lose lose on all fronts you
you're taking away the innocence of
children and then if you have to fight
kids imagine have to live the rest of
your life KNN you smoked a bunch of kids
that were trying to kill you because
they were in a terrible circumstance
themselves like that and didn't know it
and did had no idea didn't even know it
and lied to a lot of the time because uh
W what's the lied to and given drugs
yeah what's the African war movie where
it follows the Child Soldier oh [ __ ] the
one on Netflix yeah the
like something
Beast um Son of Beast um son of the
Beast Belly of the Beast something like
that it's horrible though I haven't seen
that one but oh if you want a brutal war
movie that one cuz it follows the is
that the one where it like shows the Bam
Bam and everything where they make the
[ __ ] seven-year-old kids snort
gunpowder and cocaine and kill adults
and then go and like this makes you
invincible so then the kids like oh I'm
not going to die if I go in this gun
battle and go fight people it shows
everything it is a hard ass movie to
watch a hard watch but really good it
won a lot of awards well there there's
what is it beasts of nation yeah that
yeah there's well there's that one scene
that kind of shows The Duality of Man In
Blood Diamond where the bridge where
Danny Archer is saying Ram through them
just Ram through them when they're
driving the car yeah and the one guy
that's riding with him is like no no I
just need to talk to him and they end up
shooting that guy the child soldiers end
up shooting him that's why it's
terrifying you're
like [ __ ] that be the ntion you will
love and hate it at the same same time
if you have not watched it I I know it
exists I got to go watch it that is
blood diamond level on like you know
what that reminds me of like I think my
favorite death of any character in any
action movie ever is from World War Z
where the one researcher is trying
they're in like South Korea and they're
running back into the C130 and he slips
and accidentally shoots himself I was
like that's exactly the type of dumb
[ __ ] that would happen in real life
don't get me on [ __ ] World War Z Now
why what do I not know what did I do you
know my whole sleeve is World War Z
right no like yeah
I know the sleeve I didn't realize
that's what it was yeah it's World War Z
because they [ __ ] up the movie so bad
it was oh no was there a book The book's
way better the book is so good man the
book follows around it's it's several
chapters of learning how different
people dealt with the with the zombie
apocalypse so you got like Navy divers
which is what mine is they're at the
bottom of the ocean like trying to
follow around zombies seeing how they're
still walking around even though the
pressure would kill them and then
there's like an Army infantry guy that
they follow around for chapter and then
there's like a nun they follow around
for a chapter and it's so [ __ ] good
and all they had to do was turn that
into an HBO miniseries or something like
that you know like each episode was
following around a certain character
during the zombie apocalypse and it just
[ __ ] that movie that's all I'm saying
okay all right it could agre that one
still so you have to admit like that's
the most realistic [ __ ] on the planet
[ __ ] I was surprised they gave him a
gun in the first that also true I would
have handed them a gun he'd be like what
do I do I like yep never mind yeah you
know but that's my thing it's like it's
a complete newbie thing of like you gave
somebody that's not a gun person a gun
and of course they were at a full Sprint
with their finger on the [ __ ] trigger
cuz why wouldn't you do that I guess you
know what I mean like all right also the
[ __ ] World War Z oh I got Cody's TM
going World War go go they they had
[ __ ] running zombies in that movie
because what they did is they went to
Max Brooks who was Mel Brook's son who
wrote the book yep and they said we you
know he probably just wanted to make
money at the time and they're like oh
what if we put Brad Pit in a movie with
running zombies and then they didn't
follow the [ __ ] storyline of the book
at all which is like one of the most
amazing books ever cuz they follow like
how countries reacted to the situation
like with North Korea removing teeth and
[ __ ] yeah and it was like Hey and those
countries worked really good they're
like we don't care about our civilian
anyways zombies we really don't give a
[ __ ] you give a lot of [ __ ] you can get
a lot of [ __ ] done when you don't care
about human rights yeah it's amazing
you're not going to have a zombie out
even I'll give communism credit for that
you [ __ ] done quick in the in the in
the yeah in the movie North Korea
removed everyone's teeth [ __ ] so they
couldn't bite anymore in the book Cuba
is the world superpower in North Korea
they don't know what's going on in North
Korea and no one wants to touch it
because they haven't seen any satell
activity there for so long and they're
scared if they go into North Korea
there's going to be some kind of booby
trap that sets off nuclear weapons so
everyone leaves North Korea around or
alone and Cuba is the world superpower
because all the rich people from Miami
started going there with all their money
and [ __ ] and yeah I sorry I can go on
about World War Z good like it I think
my biggest complaint with slow zombies
like in America I don't think it would
be an issue like maybe at first there's
like a a crowd of them but everyone has
guns here be like hey man you still have
to show up to your 9 to5 we just got
some Walkers out in the parking lot you
got to go shoot real quick dude that's
100% you still have to go to work you
got to think about how many for sure how
many [ __ ] stupid people there are
that would get bit and that would just
multiply by 10 every single the part
that makes me mad is that like if we had
um not World War Z um Walking Dead
zombies there would be [ __ ] college
students out there protesting that we
they like they have rights and we
shouldn't hurt them I know dude I'm just
I'm just thinking about mck I I'm not
wrong though there would be somebody
with a [ __ ] liberal arts degree out
there being like they should still be
allowed to vote zombies have rights yeah
they should be allowed to vote it
through Congress that they can eat our
too compelling face the wall bro I'm
just thinking about living in like like
I live in a nice neighborhood right now
M I think that like myself and one of my
neighbors could be able to defend
themselves we G you're like yeah we got
gay communities and yeah but every other
person in their house would become
zombies so they would be wondering up to
my house and there would be I don't know
a hundred a hundred zombies out there
that would be really hard to defend
myself I don't know I counterargument I
think like those slow zombies like from
The Walking Dead it's like four and a
half if I had a good breakfast and I
wasn't even using a gun I could probably
go out and kill easily 100 zombies like
without you know without getting tired
at the end of the day like get a little
armor on like if I'm in like a full
plate suit from like the Medieval Era
and I have like a claw hammer I'm going
to go out
there fatal funnel them down even if
they like swarm me I'm in a full plate
armor like I'm going to be like yeah
I'll be pinned there for a while but I'm
like all right this is going to suck but
I could absolutely wreck a 100 slow
moving like realistically the entire
situation would be contained in like a
matter of months and then the only
zombies that would still be around would
be like on private ranches in Texas and
then rich people could shoot them from
helicopters and they keep realistically
that would like be what would happen I
just like Cody's cover story my
neighbors turned to
zombies look at all this food I got dude
the way the way that they solve it in
the book is so [ __ ] good oh like the
the S Sandlers and they yeah they they
they would set up a square of like
infantry men and then they would blast
Metallica to draw them in yeah and they
practice for head shot head shot head
shot and they would just have thousand
of bodies surrounding the square of
infantry man it's like it's a really
cool I would be so mad about the smell
though yeah it would suck I mean
realistically they already smell like
dead bodies that's why I so mad now
they're all around your house you're
like [ __ ] God and have to move all these
dead bodies away from your house you got
[ __ ] bulldo just pushing them off you
know what the most realistic like
post-apocalyptic horror movie that
triggers me the most is a quiet place
cuz that's exactly how I feel feel like
what my life would actually be like in
the apocalypse like now that I have a
wife and kids like it's just a quiet
place is just like one Epic Saga of a
father trying to get his family to shut
up and quit trying to do stupid [ __ ] for
like 5 minutes so they cannot die and
then right off the bat is kid I'm going
to shove batteries in a fire
Tru dead it's like [ __ ] is just
desperately trying to keep his family
alive it's the most realistic thing it's
impossible it would if you're a dad
you're playing apocalypse on [ __ ]
hardcore mode yeah there's no other try
explain it to like Ryden I got Daddy why
are you being so quiet I'm like bro shut
the [ __ ] up
Ryden but
Daddy this is an emergency time
especially the opening is on train
Dad father why are we around here go God
he killed so many monsters yeah my son
he won't shut the up I'm so tired I'm so
[ __ ] tired dude I'm so tired you know
what I
mean r probably figure out the frequency
pretty quick though Daddy they work off
a frequency oh thanks kid as he's
wearing his headon like this sound is
really annoying father listen I don't
hear anything the monster
like oh
[ __ ] I'm so confused what's going on I'm
like what did you figure out kid
the monster needs
[Laughter] flank
flank
[ __ ] suppressing fire all right draw
them out kid dude running zombies would
suck dick though cuz that was the first
time watching um 28 Days
Later that that disease would really
[ __ ] suck suck yeah those that
thankfully in like 30 days where they
starved to death but that disease you
could see why it spread so fast yeah
yeah dropping blood instant like [ __ ]
what's his name what was that actor you
mean when the the the drop of blood fell
into his eye from a crow or something
yeah yeah the crow was biting the body
and it fell into his eye and he just
instantly turned and he was there with
his daughter those are the two things
it's like nah running zombies in that
disease rage no thanks any disease God I
forget what who did the video there's
some doctor that did a video on how like
get it get like the running zombies he's
like how it could actually work and he
just talks about how like your brain has
um mechanisms in it that like prevents
you from exerting so much strength that
you tear muscles yes your um it's
literally your um neuron your um like
your neural Pathways and stuff like
there's limits where your body is just
be like no we're going to go ahead and
let your muscles fail before they rip
themselves in half and he's like
theoretic there's no reason a virus
couldn't just override those and like
the zombies would have 100% super
strength literally until they RI
themselves apart he and he's like so
theoretically you could have like 150 lb
woman with more strength than a 250lb
man just cuz 250lb man's just running at
60% all the time and she's running at
110 with no limiters on yeah and like
the virus would obviously be pushing
your adrenaline just to [ __ ] yeah and
he like breaks down that's terrifying no
it's absolutely terrifying it's no
different than um kind of what happened
in uh uh what's the video game that
turned into a HBO
series last of the zombie One Last of Us
last of us because that is the ants that
get affected by that where the ants just
crawl towards sunlight and then die and
then they'll spread it with other ants
but then the it uh forms out of their
head and body to get light or
photosynthesis to live and you're like
that's [ __ ] terrifying God what's the
i i granted this is not real information
but like some of the I don't know if
it's real but like some of the where you
like Rogan has these people on that talk
about like fungus and [ __ ] and they're
like 30% of the soil everywhere on Earth
is just dead fungal material and it's
like oh the the giant Earth all of Earth
is one giant [ __ ]
mushroom just wrapped everywhere and
that's why it makes the last of us so
scary cuz that was a fungal and how they
started the last of us that intro was
like the hardest hitting intro me was
like that 70s or 80s talk show and then
that doctor's talking about all the
things that fungus could do or fungal
infections and you're
like oh yeah that's where I'm scared now
you have something controlling you with
no you seen the infection myf how Japan
optimized their
Subways like Japan opt um they were like
trying to figure out how to optimize
their Subways or whatever so they made
like a [ __ ] petri dish with fungus on
it and they had different drops of uh
nutrients on all the locations they made
the petri dish a copy of the city that
they were trying to figure out and the
nutrient drops that they put were the
main hubs pickups of where they needed
to pick people up for the subway station
and then they put the fungus in and the
fungus just kind of branched out
everywhere at random figured out where
the nutrients were and then optimized
its entire structure and then Japan
built their like their subway system
based off of what fungus did to Fig out
the most efficient way to do it cuz like
fungus just figured out the most
efficient way possible that is
terrifying it's horrifying isn't
it what the
[ __ ] I'm like oh this isn't good I'm
scared of fungi are you
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you have are you going to do any video
game characters for your big story sure
taking request what do you want Fallout
you want Fallout all right we got
Fallout all right down Master dude you
need like a John John who 117 Master
Chief what's what's that what's that
from I don't know never mind not Halo
I'm going to buy you that chair just
it's my I'm like just so I can sit in
when I have to use your studio Chief has
been added we got Fallout what else we
want salid snake want salt snake all
right who would be a good video game
character like there's some good
characters out there like this is good
lord it's good lore Kratos Kratos [ __ ]
little bit outside I I like I like Halo
a lot I could do that one I don't know
if I could do Kratos but I'll write it
down for you if you need somebody to be
fat Thor I got you perfect fat Thor
perfect fat Thor video game play by I
love they did that in the game they're
like nah oh me too Thor's fat they
literally they're like now he's not Jack
he's a fat dude that drinks beer but for
real though like look at every major
powerlifter all the strongest ain't
nobody rocking a [ __ ] six packs you
got to have the power belly yeah yeah
they're up they're up north where it's
cold dude you think they're trying to
get shredded yeah get out of here dude
there's like that's a thing dude it's
like if you look at certain GE like
geographies in the US like their uh body
Builder or it's like powerlifting if
where it's cold they're all like all
yeah we're going to do powerlifting
where it's warm they're like I got to
look good shirtless dude the the dude
that owns a gym that I lift at he owns
like three gyms in my town and that's it
it's like this really small chain he has
uh he has like three World Records
currently for bench pressing horrifying
his name's Jake the dude has a record
for like he doesn't have a last name for
like 200 I'm not going to say his last
name but he has a record for like 200
220 and 245 pound his weight pound bench
press guess how much this dude was
benching at like 220 550 750 600 it was
like 960 what and talking to him in
person he's like oh yeah no I could feel
the bones I could feel my humoris is
bending under the way I'm like that's [ __ ]
[ __ ]
terrifying oh my God yeah can I have
some of his DNA and gay I don't not no
homo can I get some of his blood dude I
don't know just
just
not what what if what if Jake uh you
said his name's Jake yeah what if he he
was one of the zombies you know yeah
yeah the ones
that punch through their face a zombie has
has
Cody Cody just gets shredded in half we're
we're
like you guys are like bye bye run as
fast you
can we loved him so much it's impressive
what humans can do when they have One
Singular motivation in mind you know
what I mean oh god
oh dude spent 10 years of his life like
I want to be able to move the most
weight from here to
here just one thing it's crazy I want a
bch press there's only one thing I want
in this life to be able to push a small
[ __ ] car off my bro just hates
gravity dude he just hates gravity he's
a gravity racist yeah he's like you know
gravity freaking hate it that
that
[ __ ] watch this gravity I do weird Flex
okay was another Cody what character
would you like as a video game oh man
video game character I don't know dude
you guys got me on like zombie mindset
that'd be cool if Aaron did something
following the main character of World
War Z I'll probably quit doing all all
that stuff though uh and just lean into
Longbow content anyway so I was actually
going to bring up long God bro some of
that [ __ ] blows my mind actually with
Longbow oh yeah okay this is the perfect
TR cuz I was like dude last time that
was my favorite segment was everyone in
the comments was like he can talk more
about long bus we don't care this is
autistic communities just in heaven like
oh bro movies movies do the Archer dirty
this oh my god dude I'm happy brought
that up they so dirty I watched uh the
king where it's King Henry V and his
campaign through the north of France and
the the finale is a battle of aun core
and they messed up that final battle not
just wrong but just egregiously wrong
it's so wrong in so many freaking fronts
because at that battle The Archers are
the ones that really carried the weight
of the fight and they were all just a
funnel to get the French to the men at
arms but like while they were going to
the men at- arms they were just getting
destroyed by the warbell and they had
they would take these SP uh spikes they
were all required by the king to make uh
spikes for to counter the French Cavalry
no mention of those in the movie The the
terrain is all wrong there's a downward
slope in the movie that's not there it
took place at a field that was plowed
for winter wheat so it was extra muddy
so the Menat arms all had to like trudge
through this thick mud and full kit and
these are all like medieval you know
medieval builds so they're not met big
dudes like we are and they're wearing
all their plates they're all getting
plastered off wine the night before cuz
they're like oh yeah we're going to mess
these English dudes up so they're hung
over treading through some thick mud
with full plate armor getting pelted by
dudes that can pull anywhere from 120 to
160 lb War bows which is insane that
sling saos tipped with Bodkin points and
it's like yeah they're getting
absolutely wrecked at one point I think
the archers actually ran out of arrows
and they just dish their bows and
started like stabbing these dudes after
they would fall like they were peeling a
crabs that angry Joe's Crab Shack dude
it was pretty freaking sick and the
movie gets so much of it wrong it makes
me pretty mad but oh man dude I love the
war B [ __ ] you know F but that's the
thing that bothers me cuz whenever you
like see the bow and like even in like
one of my favorite [ __ ] movies of all
time that I've been watching since I was
a kid was a night's tail with uh Heath
Ledger and even then they show like The
Archers just being like these little
scrawny [ __ ] dudes it's like bro
archers that were pulling 180lb War bows
were [ __ ] jacked yeah it's it it's
you have to be so strong just their
skeletons got like when they dug these
guys up their skeletons were reshaped up
in their shoulder from how much they
were have to be just the structural
Integrity your [ __ ] joints has to be
so much more to Hollywood really likes
the skinny Archer Trope they're like oh
you're a Bowman you must be skinny it's
like hey these dudes are pretty freaking
strong dude no we're saving all the
strong dudes to Yeet [ __ ] toothpicks
at the enemy send all the Nerds up front
with the spears they have to look like
arm wrestling dudes right yeah they like
one of my buddies Dash dude he is cut up
like a Greek god he pulls 160 he's got
lb warbell that he pulls God that is so
for context dude I was I was kind of
arrogant getting into the war Bell like
I always had a thing for it then I
finally got mine I was like I lift
weights I work out a lot this shouldn't
be too hard let's start out with 100
pounds that humbled me pretty quick that
humbl me pretty quick the fingers too
like even just the fingers like you have
to wear GL if you don't wear a glove
it's that string pretty much digs into
your fingers and the next bow I got was
10 so my first bow I thought was 100 lbs
next bow I got was 106 lb and I realized
my first bow was probably 80 to 90 lb
cuz it is not as hard as my next bow 106
lb is it's pretty hard and then having
to shoot it accurately that's pretty
tricky so my buddy like I tried to pull
his 160 I think I got it back like
halfway that's the other thing that most
people don't realize cuz you're like I
could [ __ ] grab a 150 lb dumbbell at
the gym and do a latp pole and it's like
different imagine doing the lp pole here
and standing still enough to [ __ ]
accurately shoot something it's insane
it's there's no holding it back either
like like Lord of the Rings The Battle
of Helms Deep when they're like that old
guy with one [ __ ] eye like that would
never happen and fight like you can't
really use based off like the old style
strings okay now I'm getting the [ __ ] it
okay no do it this community loves it
okay so like say say a bunch of archers
okay so if we're getting to Fantasy
Realm the elves may have different
string okay sue me different bread if we
look at the Battle of cresi I think they
it rain for a bit so all the archers
would unstring their bow real quick and
hide their string like underneath their
cap so the string doesn't get wet
because if the strings get wet those
hemp strings they wouldn't work as well
so they would keep them dry so like
fighting with bows in the rain you know
it's just like a no-o you have to keep
those things nice and dry uh I thought
he just got derailed but that that
doesn't happen like that does not it
does not work that you can't just pull
your bow back and hold it like o like
you're like with those compound bows
there's it's a windup too like you're
like yeah there's no there's no let off
yeah yeah compound bows have like an 80%
let off or whatever War bows are like no
you're [ __ ] holding it you you get
that thing back and you let go as soon
as you can it's like a like you're doing
like a rep man it's that's intense
Battle of Helms Deep kab draw B and like
what did they say like draw the second
you draw they be like yeah it's not like
a they're doing it like line formation
from the revolutionary era like make red
it's like there's none of that dude it's
like all right you pull back and it's
like you just start shooting so that's
why I get annoyed when all the people
that have never shot a gun or hunted an
animal in their lives are like I think
you should only be AOW to hunt with a
bow whatever whatever cuz I think it's
fair cuz I'm
[ __ ] you know what I mean though
like that's the way a man does it it's
like no it's stupid okay is the bear
going to pretend that it's not four
times my weight and 10 times stronger no
[ __ ] that bear I got a shotgun let's run
it yeah that's not happening Chief I
just looked up um the Mongols had 166 lb
draw BS were they Jesus and they'd ride
horseback with that [ __ ] and they that's
what they were known for is shooting off
the back of a that's how they [ __ ] up
one One does not simply go into the step
just don't do it if they have horse
archers you just all right the only
thing you can really do against horse
archers is more horse archers like and
step people that's how they [ __ ] over
like everyone at that time frame like
yeah we can do this and movement also
genas kon's big on gunpowder and
learning just adapting religion he's
like whatever I'll take all the religion
let me learn uh when they started uh
Siege building when they went to China
the first time they're like what the are
these buildings that people didn't have
buildings so they're like huh they paid
the people of China the the generals
that would defect be like hey how would
how do we [ __ ] this building up they're
like well we do uh TR treble Shay like
cool how much do you want to teach us to
do that
like we got a number like cool okay and
then they taught them how to do treets
like okay now we got this [ __ ] do
this every time when we hit building
people and gangas Khan just would go
learn adapt destroy everyone learn adapt
destroy everyone wasn't he he was the
first one that used like biological
warfare right cuz he was launching like
rotten corpses Y into other cities just
to like get them to to surrender he was
uh he was also
the the Mongols are the inspiration for
the blitz creig so like Percy Hobart the
dude that actually developed the [ __ ]
Blitz C studied the Mongols forever and
developed like the blitz Creek tactic
for tanks using what the Mongols did on
Horseback no [ __ ] yeah like just the
entire theory of like punch a [ __ ]
hole directly to their capital and just
overrun their main form of government
and take everything over is this they
did um what was the big one with uh you
one of the first places in China the
China Destiny I forget what which one at
that time they're like hey they just dug
in so his thing was like okay river
build a dam we're going to just we'll
build a dam and then flood that City it
didn't work that time it flooded their
little encampment like [ __ ] it tret and
like just started launching until they
like gave up and like oh this is ours
now well the the other thing with like
Hors mounted archers is like the the command
command
have you ever looked at like maps of
different Empires migrating to North
America and Central America like when
the Spanish landed down in Central
America they Advanced up guess where
they stopped where the [ __ ] territory
guess where English settlers stopped for
like a hundred years Comanche territory
like it was literally like okay um the
commanches live here we're going to haul
ass in our covered wagons trying to make
it California for the Gold Rush nobody
look at the natives around they will
[ __ ] you up because it's like they the
only thing that took down the kamanche
was the development of the Henry
Repeater reper you literally had to they
literally had to sit there and wait
until technology found a way to beat
them because there was Zero ways that
anybody was going to [ __ ] with the
Comanche off of horseback and
archers that was the only thing like cuz
they were running [ __ ] for like 80 years
like y you guys got muskets cool ride my
horse going 40 m an hour while I shoot
17 toothpicks at you in the time it
takes you to reload your stupid gun
like you look like a voodoo doll by the
time you get your second round in you're
done yeah I think like they would uh
they'd wait for the settlers to fire
their first two shots and they just bum
rush on in it's game over I think there
was the uh the invention of like the the
the five shot I was a walker pattern
cult on yeah so those would have them
and they just like all right I think the first encounter they had they fired like
first encounter they had they fired like two shots coming in they're like boof
two shots coming in they're like boof keep shooting they're like oh what the
keep shooting they're like oh what the [ __ ] well how do they have more ammo H
[ __ ] well how do they have more ammo H there yeah cuz there's like a famous
there yeah cuz there's like a famous story of like a couple of
story of like a couple of um not miners what the [ __ ] the word
um not miners what the [ __ ] the word Prospectors that like went and finally
Prospectors that like went and finally like went into like commanche territory
like went into like commanche territory looking for gold and they actually had
looking for gold and they actually had the new Henry repeaters and ended take
the new Henry repeaters and ended take ended up taking out like 20 Native
ended up taking out like 20 Native American kamanche guys that were coming
American kamanche guys that were coming to kill him and they were like
to kill him and they were like completely like what the [ __ ] is
completely like what the [ __ ] is happening how are these guys shooting so
happening how are these guys shooting so fast like they had no idea that'd be
fast like they had no idea that'd be terrifying to the kamanche were pretty
terrifying to the kamanche were pretty brutal very brutal people don't quote me
brutal very brutal people don't quote me on this but I think the daki and um Game
on this but I think the daki and um Game of Thrones are based off the kamanche I
of Thrones are based off the kamanche I can see that makes sense like I'm almost
can see that makes sense like I'm almost positive I thought they did something
positive I thought they did something they would like sever all your limbs and
they would like sever all your limbs and then put you on a fire so they could
then put you on a fire so they could watch you wiggle around like a worm yeah
watch you wiggle around like a worm yeah they would hang you upside down
they would hang you upside down over like a slow fire and just let it
over like a slow fire and just let it slowly just [ __ ] you know get in your
slowly just [ __ ] you know get in your brain and dude some of the ways that
brain and dude some of the ways that older just like any any older ways they
older just like any any older ways they figured out how to kill people was like
figured out how to kill people was like one of them was
one of them was uh there was one they used to do to like
uh there was one they used to do to like France and like the European like with
France and like the European like with Kings and where somebody would like try
Kings and where somebody would like try to have a rebellion and they just get a
to have a rebellion and they just get a redh hot [ __ ] crown and put it on
redh hot [ __ ] crown and put it on your head while you were alive and just
your head while you were alive and just watch it cook your brain to mock you
watch it cook your brain to mock you because you thought you had what it took
because you thought you had what it took to wear the crown and now the Crown's
to wear the crown and now the Crown's going to kill you just for like the
going to kill you just for like the irony of it as it Cooks your brain
irony of it as it Cooks your brain inside your skull back dude back in the
inside your skull back dude back in the day they had it genghiskhan he was the
day they had it genghiskhan he was the first one of the step people was like
first one of the step people was like okay you know what I'm going to do now
okay you know what I'm going to do now I'm going to just murder everyone of the
I'm going to just murder everyone of the step people if you're in these specific
step people if you're in these specific tribes then the other tribes
tribes then the other tribes like what happens if we join your side
like what happens if we join your side look you don't die
look you don't die I join your team all right and then gang
I join your team all right and then gang was like okay this [ __ ] works cuz
was like okay this [ __ ] works cuz there was I didn't realize this till
there was I didn't realize this till like last month genghiskhan had before
like last month genghiskhan had before he his INF infamy he had like one battle
he his INF infamy he had like one battle he lost gone from history for 9 years
he lost gone from history for 9 years this is like all historians is like
this is like all historians is like homeboy lost back to the drawing board
homeboy lost back to the drawing board yeah literally lost a battle and they're
yeah literally lost a battle and they're like there's nothing about him for 9
like there's nothing about him for 9 years he disappeared from history for 9
years he disappeared from history for 9 years and came back he was like I'm
years and came back he was like I'm [ __ ] conquering this entire
[ __ ] conquering this entire hemisphere which to be fair for that
hemisphere which to be fair for that period of time to only disappear for 9
period of time to only disappear for 9 years is wild cuz most people never got
years is wild cuz most people never got any mentions let alone like then he
any mentions let alone like then he disappeared for N9 years and then he was
disappeared for N9 years and then he was back nine years is nothing yeah that
back nine years is nothing yeah that period of History you're covering like
period of History you're covering like hundreds of years at a time yeah and
hundreds of years at a time yeah and then homeboy came up and he's like I'm
then homeboy came up and he's like I'm going to conquer this this this I'm
going to conquer this this this I'm going to start unroll and then he's like
going to start unroll and then he's like hey whatever God you want it's yours
hey whatever God you want it's yours whatever like anything he was very down
whatever like anything he was very down for he's like I just want you to you're
for he's like I just want you to you're under me I don't care P that that's when
under me I don't care P that that's when he came over to um Middle East I forget
he came over to um Middle East I forget the F the the main place at that time
the F the the main place at that time and then sent emissaries they came in
and then sent emissaries they came in they were like oh no [ __ ] steal their
they were like oh no [ __ ] steal their kill them he's
kill them he's like oh you you don't in the ancient
like oh you you don't in the ancient world you don't touch the memary so well
world you don't touch the memary so well he was like maybe they don't know who I
he was like maybe they don't know who I am okay because they didn't they had no
am okay because they didn't they had no idea at this time gangas con so he's
idea at this time gangas con so he's like okay my bad my bad send another
like okay my bad my bad send another send another Emissary and be like hey
send another Emissary and be like hey that we just want to trade you you just
that we just want to trade you you just have to go under me you don't have to
have to go under me you don't have to worship me or anything oh no he didn't
worship me or anything oh no he didn't even want them to Smit that was the
even want them to Smit that was the thing he wanted to develop a
thing he wanted to develop a relationship with this country Middle
relationship with this country Middle East Country and this at the time was
East Country and this at the time was the like science everything they
the like science everything they controlled was it
controlled was it Baghdad yes um probably [ __ ] like all
Baghdad yes um probably [ __ ] like all the science everything at that time they
the science everything at that time they were the Hub of science they were the H
were the Hub of science they were the H genas Khan is actually why the Middle
genas Khan is actually why the Middle East actually went back in time after
East actually went back in time after this yeah CU I think after he sacked
this yeah CU I think after he sacked Baghdad like the age of Islamic the
Baghdad like the age of Islamic the Golden Age of Islam got like eradicated
Golden Age of Islam got like eradicated so that was it so he said the second
so that was it so he said the second Emissary in during Baghdad the the the
Emissary in during Baghdad the the the Golden Age of uh Islam and then they
Golden Age of uh Islam and then they beheaded those guys so gask Khan was
beheaded those guys so gask Khan was like ah he he left [ __ ] sangai he was
like ah he he left [ __ ] sangai he was figh in China he left China was like no
figh in China he left China was like no these people they all it was a uh like
these people they all it was a uh like 8mon Journey or a couple Year all his
8mon Journey or a couple Year all his troops went surrounded it and he's like
troops went surrounded it and he's like okay here's how this one works everyone
okay here's how this one works everyone [ __ ] dies don't care salt Earth we
[ __ ] dies don't care salt Earth we are burning this entire segment of
are burning this entire segment of Baghdad to the ground no history will
Baghdad to the ground no history will survive after this and that's what like
survive after this and that's what like burn it to the [ __ ] ground no one was
burn it to the [ __ ] ground no one was allow to survive well that's uh if you
allow to survive well that's uh if you guys watch Dune that's Dune too the
guys watch Dune that's Dune too the other houses won't accept PA trad's
other houses won't accept PA trad's ascendent like like into being the
ascendent like like into being the emperor and he's like show them
emperor and he's like show them paradise and so it's that's that's what
paradise and so it's that's that's what leavs the Jihad in that where he goes
leavs the Jihad in that where he goes out and just destroys the entire
out and just destroys the entire universe it's it's kind of the same
universe it's it's kind of the same thing hell
thing hell yeah the crazy part about all this [ __ ]
yeah the crazy part about all this [ __ ] is like I'm s I'm sorry interrupt you
is like I'm s I'm sorry interrupt you you were asking me about a character
you were asking me about a character earlier Paul a
earlier Paul a trades you want Paul tradies all right
trades you want Paul tradies all right that's a pretty decent that's a good
that's a pretty decent that's a good that that might be relevant too I don't
that that might be relevant too I don't know
know why God can I be in an admin video I
why God can I be in an admin video I would love to have you an admin video
would love to have you an admin video yeah I'll fly to Arizona you're all
yeah I'll fly to Arizona you're all supposed to be in admin videos dude
supposed to be in admin videos dude imagine just like gas Khan just went in
imagine just like gas Khan just went in the Emissary too it was a Emissary and
the Emissary too it was a Emissary and the King that like [ __ ] because the
the King that like [ __ ] because the Emissary is like behead
Emissary is like behead him and he hunted those two those two
him and he hunted those two those two specifically so you know the scene where
specifically so you know the scene where where it's pouring down uh molten gold
where it's pouring down uh molten gold down someone's throat that is what that
down someone's throat that is what that came from that dude that thought he was
came from that dude that thought he was above gangas kill he's like no this dude
above gangas kill he's like no this dude get on your [ __ ] knees
get on your [ __ ] knees molted uh golden lead and was just like
molted uh golden lead and was just like down his throat made him drink it he
down his throat made him drink it he like okay that's one the other dude ran
like okay that's one the other dude ran and died of dis I feel like a lot of
and died of dis I feel like a lot of people when they're watching or like
people when they're watching or like reading this old [ __ ] like you can't
reading this old [ __ ] like you can't comprehend like the lack of the lack of
comprehend like the lack of the lack of ability to communicate with people you
ability to communicate with people you know what I mean like you imagine how
know what I mean like you imagine how many times in history prior to [ __ ]
many times in history prior to [ __ ] the telegraph where it was
the telegraph where it was like okay Army go get them and then like
like okay Army go get them and then like two days later a messenger on Horseback
two days later a messenger on Horseback shows up and they're like we'd like to
shows up and they're like we'd like to negotiate peace it's like
negotiate peace it's like well oh man you missed it sorry about it
well oh man you missed it sorry about it you're about to lose at least a couple
you're about to lose at least a couple of cities worth of [ __ ] people before
of cities worth of [ __ ] people before I can stop this bro you know what I mean
I can stop this bro you know what I mean but like the amount of just lack of
but like the amount of just lack of communication like
communication like that is a crazy thing being in the dark
that is a crazy thing being in the dark like that like with movements like all
like that like with movements like all right I told this journal to go conduct
right I told this journal to go conduct a movement we'll find out in like a year
a movement we'll find out in like a year I guess yeah that's but I mean the lack
I guess yeah that's but I mean the lack of communication and just news and how
of communication and just news and how slow [ __ ] worked it's like but that's
slow [ __ ] worked it's like but that's why things move so fast that's why like
why things move so fast that's why like I don't know like what 300 years we went
I don't know like what 300 years we went from well we're going to deliver letters
from well we're going to deliver letters on Horseback to let send let's send a
on Horseback to let send let's send a super encrypted text message through
super encrypted text message through [ __ ] iPhones like it just compounds
[ __ ] iPhones like it just compounds due to how quick you can transfer
due to how quick you can transfer information but like I feel like most
information but like I feel like most people don't take that into
people don't take that into consideration with a lot of where was
consideration with a lot of where was like
like [ __ ] sorry I already sent them deal
[ __ ] sorry I already sent them deal with it just one D with the letters like
with it just one D with the letters like man France is going to love this peace
man France is going to love this peace treaty English and him are already
treaty English and him are already fighting he shows up at the gate he's
fighting he shows up at the gate he's like got got a letter for you he gets
like got got a letter for you he gets killed open it like oh damn [ __ ]
killed open it like oh damn [ __ ] dude well we had nothing else going on
dude well we had nothing else going on well kill each other that's what Russia
well kill each other that's what Russia you I've told them I think like genas
you I've told them I think like genas Khan they when they the furthest they
Khan they when they the furthest they extended was into Russia they
extended was into Russia they murdered they killed every it was a I
murdered they killed every it was a I forget what city it was and that that
forget what city it was and that that City sent out all their soldiers genas
City sent out all their soldiers genas Khan tricked him they pulled him back
Khan tricked him they pulled him back into the mountains then they flanked him
into the mountains then they flanked him murdered every Soldier so then Russia
murdered every Soldier so then Russia was like [ __ ] gst's like ah we're
was like [ __ ] gst's like ah we're extended too far and left so the Russian
extended too far and left so the Russian had no idea a random Force showed up
had no idea a random Force showed up killed their entire military and was
killed their entire military and was just like and
just like and then that would be the worst [ __ ]
then that would be the worst [ __ ] psychology ever your entire entire this
psychology ever your entire entire this is like I think they wiped out like 20
is like I think they wiped out like 20 or 50,000 worse because it's like you
or 50,000 worse because it's like you just eradicated the next generation of
just eradicated the next generation of young men so like the entire culture is
young men so like the entire culture is just going to die slowly now yeah
just going to die slowly now yeah horrible gask Khan is just like why
horrible gask Khan is just like why Won't Anyone talk to me he just wasn't
Won't Anyone talk to me he just wasn't make the entire time I suck they trying
make the entire time I suck they trying to fight me they don't know I have horse
to fight me they don't know I have horse archers I just want to trade some gold I
archers I just want to trade some gold I was playing Rome Total War I and I sent
was playing Rome Total War I and I sent a legion heavy infantry around like the
a legion heavy infantry around like the Black Sea cuz I was going to take them
Black Sea cuz I was going to take them in somewhere and then another Army
in somewhere and then another Army showed up with horse archers and wiped
showed up with horse archers and wiped out my Legion and I was like [ __ ]
out my Legion and I was like [ __ ] horse archers
horse archers dude can't have a break you should have
dude can't have a break you should have talked to him man me to be fair I was
talked to him man me to be fair I was the aggressor can I can I start pitching
the aggressor can I can I start pitching pepper box shows right now is that we
pepper box shows right now is that we got enough pepper box people okay so my
got enough pepper box people okay so my favorite [ __ ] show in like Middle
favorite [ __ ] show in like Middle School through High School growing up
School through High School growing up was Deadliest Warrior on Spike do you
was Deadliest Warrior on Spike do you guys ever watch that my boy yeah dude
guys ever watch that my boy yeah dude it's like Samurai versus the 300 Spartan
it's like Samurai versus the 300 Spartan I want that but it's like me and like
I want that but it's like me and like some [ __ ] German weabo arguing about
some [ __ ] German weabo arguing about tanks and then I get admin and somebody
tanks and then I get admin and somebody else to do the reenactment while me and
else to do the reenactment while me and this guy are [ __ ] arguing on the
this guy are [ __ ] arguing on the actual facts that's what I want let me
actual facts that's what I want let me consult Eli
consult Eli you got it okay good that's what I
you got it okay good that's what I want we said yes talk to him real quick
want we said yes talk to him real quick iated yeah good to go that's such a good
iated yeah good to go that's such a good idea I really want it and we have to go
idea I really want it and we have to go your reenactments based off exactly what
your reenactments based off exactly what you say and they have to act it out too
you say and they have to act it out too you guys have to get drunk while arguing
you guys have to get drunk while arguing though we have to we have to we get one
though we have to we have to we get one week to study we have to be drunk and
week to study we have to be drunk and anything we say in order to get taken
anything we say in order to get taken into account has to be accurate yeah you
into account has to be accurate yeah you have to be able to recall it off the top
have to be able to recall it off the top of your head while you're shitfaced am i
of your head while you're shitfaced am i setting this in my favor right now cuz
setting this in my favor right now cuz I'm always drunk when I talk about
I'm always drunk when I talk about history absolutely but it's also my
history absolutely but it's also my platform home field advantage that
platform home field advantage that sounds sick I think it'd be awesome dude
sounds sick I think it'd be awesome dude that's a good there's nothing that would
that's a good there's nothing that would like if I could have any superpower in
like if I could have any superpower in real life it would just be the ability
real life it would just be the ability to summon [ __ ] weabo and Communists
to summon [ __ ] weabo and Communists from the section in real life in front
from the section in real life in front of cameras just so I can rip them apart
of cameras just so I can rip them apart in person for how [ __ ] dumb they are
in person for how [ __ ] dumb they are face bleep out weabo so it sounds super
face bleep out weabo so it sounds super racist or don't or don't for those of
racist or don't or don't for those of you that don't know weabo is the
you that don't know weabo is the internet phenomenon where some kid
internet phenomenon where some kid doesn't get kissed by a girl during his
doesn't get kissed by a girl during his entire Teenage life and he decides that
entire Teenage life and he decides that he's going to glorify the German
he's going to glorify the German military for no [ __ ] reason in I I
military for no [ __ ] reason in I I had a theory for you I think if it's
had a theory for you I think if it's kind of already happening now but I
kind of already happening now but I think in a thousand years they're going
think in a thousand years they're going to look back at the Third Reich with the
to look back at the Third Reich with the same Rosy glasses that we look at
same Rosy glasses that we look at ancient Rome oh 100% yeah yeah I
ancient Rome oh 100% yeah yeah I absolutely a thousand not even I give it
absolutely a thousand not even I give it like a hundred times this one my this
like a hundred times this one my this one my theories cuz I was like if you
one my theories cuz I was like if you look back at ancient Rome a lot of
look back at ancient Rome a lot of horrible stuff happens we're all like
horrible stuff happens we're all like yeah I think about ancient Rome all the
yeah I think about ancient Rome all the time even like the Spartans yeah it's
time even like the Spartans yeah it's like the Spartans were like super Not
like the Spartans were like super Not Cool by to standard oh thank you it's
Cool by to standard oh thank you it's delicious 100% oh yeah I mean they used
delicious 100% oh yeah I mean they used to each
to each other yep I think that's where the
other yep I think that's where the Afghans I think they got it from
Afghans I think they got it from Macedonia the was it manboy love
Macedonia the was it manboy love probably that I don't know mecedonia was
probably that I don't know mecedonia was the big so it was yeah that was uh
the big so it was yeah that was uh because I think they went through like
because I think they went through like it's a very it's a very Greek in the
it's a very it's a very Greek in the ancient world so if we get kind of
ancient world so if we get kind of historical so the ancient world is
historical so the ancient world is pretty brutal to be anything besides a
pretty brutal to be anything besides a man because if you're a woman you're
man because if you're a woman you're lower than a man if you're a child they
lower than a man if you're a child they just don't really view you as like
just don't really view you as like Precious or anything so until
Precious or anything so until Christianity comes along and elevates
Christianity comes along and elevates those two things it's pretty brutal to
those two things it's pretty brutal to be like a man or or a female or a like a
be like a man or or a female or a like a a child right and it's like a lot of
a child right and it's like a lot of like stuff that would get you thrown in
like stuff that would get you thrown in prison for years that happened rampantly
prison for years that happened rampantly throughout the ancient world all of
throughout the ancient world all of humankind yeah normaliz it's the it's
humankind yeah normaliz it's the it's the joke Shang Gilla says with like
the joke Shang Gilla says with like Vikings versus gay Vikings it's like you
Vikings versus gay Vikings it's like you see a viking it's like no protect the
see a viking it's like no protect the women and children then the gay flag
women and children then the gay flag comes up it's like uh oh yeah very very
comes up it's like uh oh yeah very very common they're after our
common they're after our [Laughter]
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[Music] me uh so I have this like thing where I
me uh so I have this like thing where I just love arguing to argue and I'll pick
just love arguing to argue and I'll pick a a shitty point that I don't even
a a shitty point that I don't even necessarily
necessarily believe justif argue with college kids
believe justif argue with college kids just cuz it's fun to me and um I was
just cuz it's fun to me and um I was arguing in this philosophy class of like
arguing in this philosophy class of like um basically basically like relativism
um basically basically like relativism on moral like moral relativism of like
on moral like moral relativism of like morals don't actually exist like right
morals don't actually exist like right and wrong is completely [ __ ]
and wrong is completely [ __ ] speculative that's that is human
speculative that's that is human conditioning yeah period And I don't
conditioning yeah period And I don't necessarily believe that entirely but
necessarily believe that entirely but like I was just arguing the point just
like I was just arguing the point just to like try to get these college kids to
to like try to get these college kids to [ __ ] think and the teacher was
[ __ ] think and the teacher was against me on this and they're like well
against me on this and they're like well I can prove you wrong and I'm like by
I can prove you wrong and I'm like by all means please cuz I legitimately I
all means please cuz I legitimately I want to be wrong on like I'm not arguing
want to be wrong on like I'm not arguing because I want to be right on this one
because I want to be right on this one I'm arguing because I I really hope I'm
I'm arguing because I I really hope I'm [ __ ] wrong like I would super super
[ __ ] wrong like I would super super appreciate some like definite answer of
appreciate some like definite answer of like this this is wrong this is right
like this this is wrong this is right that's the realm that I want to live in
that's the realm that I want to live in and the teacher is like well imagine for
and the teacher is like well imagine for example that there was a society
example that there was a society where um of children in a fashion was
where um of children in a fashion was appropriate and I go okay I imagine it
appropriate and I go okay I imagine it now what and he's like well would that
now what and he's like well would that be wrong I go by my standards absolutely
be wrong I go by my standards absolutely that's wrong but if they say it's not
that's wrong but if they say it's not wrong and they kill everybody that
wrong and they kill everybody that disagrees [ __ ] is what it is at that
disagrees [ __ ] is what it is at that point and he goes but a culture like
point and he goes but a culture like that doesn't exist and I'm like well
that doesn't exist and I'm like well that's not true oh they've existed all
that's not true oh they've existed all through I go not only is that not true
through I go not only is that not true historically that's not true right now
historically that's not true right now yeah and he's like explain and I go have
yeah and he's like explain and I go have you ever heard of a chai
you ever heard of a chai boy and he's like no I go dude there's a
boy and he's like no I go dude there's a story of an E6 in the Army from 2008
story of an E6 in the Army from 2008 that was kicked out of the US military
that was kicked out of the US military because he was stationed in a particular
because he was stationed in a particular country and the local forces that were
country and the local forces that were his allies had chai boys that they would
his allies had chai boys that they would abuse in that fashion and he stood up
abuse in that fashion and he stood up because that was against his moral code
because that was against his moral code and he beat the holy [ __ ] out of one of
and he beat the holy [ __ ] out of one of his allies because he didn't want that
his allies because he didn't want that child to get abused in that fashion and
child to get abused in that fashion and he got kicked out of the army for that
he got kicked out of the army for that not following their culture we were not
not following their culture we were not their cultural norm we couldn't dude
their cultural norm we couldn't dude like even briefs going into Iraq is like
like even briefs going into Iraq is like hey if there is a stoning like if
hey if there is a stoning like if someone cheated and you get they Chuck
someone cheated and you get they Chuck rocks at the something like American is
rocks at the something like American is like we don't [ __ ] do that yeah
like we don't [ __ ] do that yeah you're throwing rocks at a woman until
you're throwing rocks at a woman until they die I was like and they're like you
they die I was like and they're like you can't interact that's just you got to
can't interact that's just you got to stand there watch it's like and that is
stand there watch it's like and that is part of it how [ __ ] do you do that like
part of it how [ __ ] do you do that like I can't imagine being put in that
I can't imagine being put in that situation but what if we shot them
situation but what if we shot them all that would be
all that would be one oh are you we'll be right back
one oh are you we'll be right back at anyway soam Eve
people yeah I [ __ ] love anyways College
yeah I [ __ ] love anyways College professors hate me give me the
professors hate me give me the lock it's wearing
up God there's a uh I'm really so like I'm actually really happy with I lorded
I'm actually really happy with I lorded the Rings
the Rings and my ass the eye of
and my ass the eye of [Laughter]
[Laughter] H the locket is affecting me so much he
H the locket is affecting me so much he puts it on he doesn't turn invisible
puts it on he doesn't turn invisible into
the cast him into the oven that's not what I
what I meant dude seriously like if you're
meant dude seriously like if you're super interested in history there's a a
super interested in history there's a a that's like getting more attention now
that's like getting more attention now uh she's
uh she's she's brilliant godamn it I can't
she's brilliant godamn it I can't remember her name I'll try to get it to
remember her name I'll try to get it to the editor you can put on the screen but
the editor you can put on the screen but she's uh she's a history professor at
she's uh she's a history professor at the US Naval War college and her [ __ ]
the US Naval War college and her [ __ ] lectures are brilliant like she's so
lectures are brilliant like she's so good like I have crippling ADHD like I
good like I have crippling ADHD like I can't handle just listening to somebody
can't handle just listening to somebody talk and even her she's so [ __ ] good
talk and even her she's so [ __ ] good at speaking and just teaching history
at speaking and just teaching history like I teach like oh I'm good at teach
like I teach like oh I'm good at teach I'm good at teaching history when it's
I'm good at teaching history when it's edited with like retention beats and
edited with like retention beats and like all this stuff a this woman can
like all this stuff a this woman can just like turn a camera on and talk for
just like turn a camera on and talk for three hours and you're
three hours and you're like like she's incredible we should get
like like she's incredible we should get her on pepper box dude if I can convince
her on pepper box dude if I can convince her to get to this podcast I'd love to
her to get to this podcast I'd love to cuz she's [ __ ] brilliant but she
cuz she's [ __ ] brilliant but she talks about uh she even talks about like
talks about uh she even talks about like the Third Reich and Hitler and she's
the Third Reich and Hitler and she's like if Hitler didn't have the character
like if Hitler didn't have the character flaws that he had and he was willing to
flaws that he had and he was willing to just take over like Croatia and like
just take over like Croatia and like that ancient German territory she's like
that ancient German territory she's like he would have been regarded to this day
he would have been regarded to this day as like a brilliant military genius by
as like a brilliant military genius by the Germans but he just kept pushing and
the Germans but he just kept pushing and then he went into operation or operation
then he went into operation or operation Barbarosa where he attacked the USSR and
Barbarosa where he attacked the USSR and everything but like if he would have had
everything but like if he would have had just if he didn't have the character
just if he didn't have the character fault City he had and he would have just
fault City he had and he would have just like been like okay enough is enough
like been like okay enough is enough I've reunited tradition Germany and just
I've reunited tradition Germany and just stopped he would have been regarded as a
stopped he would have been regarded as a genius she has like a three-hour lecture
genius she has like a three-hour lecture on it and it's so [ __ ] good well you
on it and it's so [ __ ] good well you can't argue it's it's no different than
can't argue it's it's no different than like genghiskhan sorry if you don't know
like genghiskhan sorry if you don't know this killed way more people than Hitler
this killed way more people than Hitler Hitler was still a one of the greatest
Hitler was still a one of the greatest leaders of motivating and getting like
leaders of motivating and getting like rallying people the dude had Charisma
rallying people the dude had Charisma yes and then he developed that and then
yes and then he developed that and then did that unfortunately he's [ __ ]
did that unfortunately he's [ __ ] [ __ ] in the other as fortunately he
[ __ ] in the other as fortunately he is a horrible person G is got also
is a horrible person G is got also horrible person but also climate change
horrible person but also climate change he took
he took out yeah no there was there's like
out yeah no there was there's like carbon footprint like you could see the
carbon footprint like you could see the carbon footprint of the amount of people
carbon footprint of the amount of people that [ __ ] he was directly responsible
that [ __ ] he was directly responsible for getting killed oh yeah I thought it
for getting killed oh yeah I thought it was like it was like a smaller
was like it was like a smaller percentage but
percentage but he I thought it was like 10 like it
he I thought it was like 10 like it reduced the carbon footprint by like 10%
reduced the carbon footprint by like 10% or something like that but that's a like
or something like that but that's a like you're killing enough humans yeah that's
you're killing enough humans yeah that's a massive deal when you kill that many
a massive deal when you kill that many people you're like ah
people you're like ah there you're like man that dud Fu the
there you're like man that dud Fu the other thing the other thing that
other thing the other thing that fascinates me is like uh China has so
fascinates me is like uh China has so much [ __ ] buried in China and they just
much [ __ ] buried in China and they just don't even give a to like dig it up did
don't even give a to like dig it up did you know this dude they have a even uh
you know this dude they have a even uh they they won't dig up the rest of the
they they won't dig up the rest of the uh the Terracotta Army yeah so like you
uh the Terracotta Army yeah so like you know the Terra Cotta Army like the the
know the Terra Cotta Army like the the clay like all of them are unique looking
clay like all of them are unique looking and all the statue you know that
and all the statue you know that excavation site is is only like 5% dug
excavation site is is only like 5% dug out H they ran into yeah it's like it's
out H they ran into yeah it's like it's literally it's like somewhere between 1
literally it's like somewhere between 1 and 5% of that is actually ex excavated
and 5% of that is actually ex excavated and they just like stopped because the
and they just like stopped because the ancient people like booby trapped it
ancient people like booby trapped it with like Mercury and they're like yeah
with like Mercury and they're like yeah it's not worth our time to dig it up and
it's not worth our time to dig it up and it's like modern standards you can
it's like modern standards you can handle mer Mercury like we have ways if
handle mer Mercury like we have ways if you [ __ ] care and they're just like
you [ __ ] care and they're just like yeah we're an old country we'll do it
yeah we're an old country we'll do it later and they just don't give a [ __ ] to
later and they just don't give a [ __ ] to dig it up and like there's there's so
dig it up and like there's there's so many pyramids in China where they've
many pyramids in China where they've like hit it with um uh what is the tech
like hit it with um uh what is the tech uh liar they've hit it with lar and
uh liar they've hit it with lar and they're like yeah this is a [ __ ]
they're like yeah this is a [ __ ] pyramid like a straight up like Egyptian
pyramid like a straight up like Egyptian pyramid under this pile of dirt and it's
pyramid under this pile of dirt and it's just like oh yeah we just covered it
just like oh yeah we just covered it with dirt and now we're growing [ __ ]
with dirt and now we're growing [ __ ] crops on it and they're like yeah we
crops on it and they're like yeah we don't feel like digging it up right now
don't feel like digging it up right now we're an old country we've been around
we're an old country we've been around we'll hit it later no [ __ ] oh dude
we'll hit it later no [ __ ] oh dude there's so there like China has more
there's so there like China has more pyramids than the rest of the world
pyramids than the rest of the world combined and they just don't give a
combined and they just don't give a enough to dig them up and learn from it
enough to dig them up and learn from it it's wild Nick I'm curious your thoughts
it's wild Nick I'm curious your thoughts on like the uh what's going around in
on like the uh what's going around in pop culture right now of like the Lost
pop culture right now of like the Lost civilizations before we get to the
civilizations before we get to the current narrative we have today where
current narrative we have today where it's like the crat civilization
it's like the crat civilization Mesopotamia but then we're finding all
Mesopotamia but then we're finding all these different sites around the world
these different sites around the world that like predate that by thousands and
that like predate that by thousands and thousands of years oh I don't think we I
thousands of years oh I don't think we I don't think we know so like the problem
don't think we know so like the problem with digging up like ancient
with digging up like ancient civilizations and [ __ ] and like trying
civilizations and [ __ ] and like trying to figure out what's actually first is
to figure out what's actually first is if you look at ancient civilizations
if you look at ancient civilizations like currently right now like the
like currently right now like the accepted Theory that's taught at like
accepted Theory that's taught at like low level of Academia is like
low level of Academia is like Civilization started with like they have
Civilization started with like they have the three it's like the indis valley in
the three it's like the indis valley in India ancient China and whatever and the
India ancient China and whatever and the and it's if you look at all of them the
and it's if you look at all of them the the big the big takeaway from it is
the big the big takeaway from it is literally like oh there was a bunch of
literally like oh there was a bunch of fresh water in this area MH and so the
fresh water in this area MH and so the problem is people keep looking for [ __ ]
problem is people keep looking for [ __ ] in like you know you're not going to
in like you know you're not going to find an ancient civilization in Arizona
find an ancient civilization in Arizona you know what I mean so far it's so far
you know what I mean so far it's so far inland or whatever have you heard the
inland or whatever have you heard the theory of like the there was the massive
theory of like the there was the massive uh shift of the crush shift sorry real
uh shift of the crush shift sorry real quick but my [ __ ] point is like if
quick but my [ __ ] point is like if you want to actually find the ancient
you want to actually find the ancient ancient civilizations you need to be
ancient civilizations you need to be looking CH a mile off the coast
looking CH a mile off the coast underwater yeah that's where the ancient
underwater yeah that's where the ancient civilizations are when the water level
civilizations are when the water level was lower people were living on the
was lower people were living on the water and if the water Lev have risen
water and if the water Lev have risen they just got flooded out and had to
they just got flooded out and had to move back and like that's where the
move back and like that's where the actual [ __ ] ancient civilizations are
actual [ __ ] ancient civilizations are going to be at not 10 miles Inland by
going to be at not 10 miles Inland by today's standards and the Takata also
today's standards and the Takata also just going back terra cotta sorry Takata
just going back terra cotta sorry Takata terra cotta there was it no how many is
terra cotta there was it no how many is it 10,000 soldiers 100 they say it's
it 10,000 soldiers 100 they say it's 10,000 it was like it was like 5,900
10,000 it was like it was like 5,900 they they say 10,000 but no face matches
they they say 10,000 but no face matches either and that's where they found
either and that's where they found they're all unique yeah and the one
they're all unique yeah and the one sword that they did find the the one
sword that they did find the the one that is like you can't still sharp when
that is like you can't still sharp when they pulled it out it's like the rumor
they pulled it out it's like the rumor is the dude cut himself touching it but
is the dude cut himself touching it but it is [ __ ] like Immaculate this blade
it is [ __ ] like Immaculate this blade was air sealed and to this day they're
was air sealed and to this day they're like no idea how uh how they had this
like no idea how uh how they had this level of metery at this point in time it
level of metery at this point in time it doesn't match they're like they
doesn't match they're like they shouldn't they shouldn't have had the
shouldn't they shouldn't have had the technology to make a blade of metal
technology to make a blade of metal that's this pure for another thousand
that's this pure for another thousand years and they just like have it this
years and they just like have it this Stu so so [ __ ] gang it dude the the
Stu so so [ __ ] gang it dude the the picture of it and this has not been
picture of it and this has not been touched that's not been
touched that's not been restored uh gold or copper gold and
restored uh gold or copper gold and something
something else that's not been restored that's how
else that's not been restored that's how when they pulled it out of the sheath it
when they pulled it out of the sheath it was coated in oil like and an air and an
was coated in oil like and an air and an airtight sheath yeah cuz that's how like
airtight sheath yeah cuz that's how like it wasn't exposed to Like Oxygen or
it wasn't exposed to Like Oxygen or anything yeah and when they pulled it
anything yeah and when they pulled it out the store is like the scientists
out the store is like the scientists like oh and he went to touch it and it
like oh and he went to touch it and it cut his finger dang and it's still like
cut his finger dang and it's still like they will say even all the historians
they will say even all the historians and the scientists like yeah it's
and the scientists like yeah it's [ __ ] sharp as we don't know how they
[ __ ] sharp as we don't know how they made it like period hold on hold on Eli
made it like period hold on hold on Eli real
real quick
quick aliens you're going to get me you're
aliens you're going to get me you're going to get me [ __ ]
St Nick there's a theory that trout trout literally heard this the other day
trout literally heard this the other day my rant about [ __ ] pyramids and alien
my rant about [ __ ] pyramids and alien people it bugs alien people what are
people it bugs alien people what are means no it's just funny I I don't even
means no it's just funny I I don't even know the comedian but there's a joke
know the comedian but there's a joke where he's like he's like you know the
where he's like he's like you know the funny thing about he's a Hispanic
funny thing about he's a Hispanic comedian he's like you know the funny
comedian he's like you know the funny thing about Mexicans we have pyramids in
thing about Mexicans we have pyramids in South America nobody questions who made
South America nobody questions who made those z% zero the thing that bothers me
those z% zero the thing that bothers me is you always get these people like
is you always get these people like pyramids were a giant generator for
pyramids were a giant generator for [ __ ] gravitational whatever so they
[ __ ] gravitational whatever so they could charge they could charge their
could charge they could charge their spaceships how on Earth how could people
spaceships how on Earth how could people have possibly had the same architecture
have possibly had the same architecture in Egypt as they had in South America
in Egypt as they had in South America even though these cultures never
even though these cultures never interacted and it's blah blah blah BL
interacted and it's blah blah blah BL blah it's like bro a pyramid is
blah it's like bro a pyramid is literally the architectural structure of
literally the architectural structure of a pile of [ __ ] dirt what do you mean
a pile of [ __ ] dirt what do you mean like if if your if your goal was to make
like if if your if your goal was to make something tall the easiest object to
something tall the easiest object to make on Earth is a pyramid cuz it's a
make on Earth is a pyramid cuz it's a pile of [ __ ] step one you're like put
pile of [ __ ] step one you're like put everything like this and then it falls
everything like this and then it falls over oh [ __ ] what if we did it this way
over oh [ __ ] what if we did it this way hey it works we made a
hey it works we made a pile and now some [ __ ] like it was
pile and now some [ __ ] like it was aliens there's no possible way how do
aliens there's no possible way how do they do it there's a [ __ ] dude
they do it there's a [ __ ] dude there's a dude that spent his life just
there's a dude that spent his life just like showing like here's how you could
like showing like here's how you could move a limestone that big for the
move a limestone that big for the Egyptian pyramids and he's like
Egyptian pyramids and he's like literally he's just got like mechanical
literally he's just got like mechanical advantage with sticks and [ __ ] rope
advantage with sticks and [ __ ] rope and he's moving like giant chunks of
and he's moving like giant chunks of rock that are tons tons and tons like
rock that are tons tons and tons like the size of the Egyptian pyramids and
the size of the Egyptian pyramids and he's like look here's how hard this
he's like look here's how hard this [ __ ]
[ __ ] is Stonehenge by himself just to prove a
is Stonehenge by himself just to prove a point and people like nah bro aliens
point and people like nah bro aliens that's it tens of thousands of slaves no
that's it tens of thousands of slaves no they were skilled workers sorry they
they were skilled workers sorry they were yes why would you why would you use
were yes why would you why would you use slave labor to
slave labor to carve bro I went on a [ __ ]
carve bro I went on a [ __ ] one no one of the one of the uh tablets
one no one of the one of the uh tablets that they found was like a it was a
that they found was like a it was a receipt instructions Like Home Depot on
receipt instructions Like Home Depot on top of other [ __ ] it was Ikea it just
top of other [ __ ] it was Ikea it just had the pictures 18 Rock one marble the
had the pictures 18 Rock one marble the one that gets me is like so I went on
one that gets me is like so I went on this entire autistic Deep dive cuz
this entire autistic Deep dive cuz they're like they were like okay oh [ __ ]
they're like they were like okay oh [ __ ] admin here one of yeah sorry uh this
admin here one of yeah sorry uh this [ __ ] dude Crush uh so what is uh what
[ __ ] dude Crush uh so what is uh what is uh the Mormons do they have like
is uh the Mormons do they have like plates what the is that tabls like that
plates what the is that tabls like that [ __ ] can read Smith the John Smith like
[ __ ] can read Smith the John Smith like his his personal diary and like his [ __ ]
his his personal diary and like his [ __ ] is actually in uh Freemason library in
is actually in uh Freemason library in Cedar Rapids Iowa the OG yeah like the
Cedar Rapids Iowa the OG yeah like the handwritten is in a Freemason library
handwritten is in a Freemason library and I was like what the [ __ ] is going on
and I was like what the [ __ ] is going on here so I like went on this whole Deep
here so I like went on this whole Deep dive and people are like Illuminati
dive and people are like Illuminati Freemasons rule the world this big
Freemasons rule the world this big undercover blah blah blah blah and it's
undercover blah blah blah blah and it's like bro I deep dive this entire thing
like bro I deep dive this entire thing the Freemasons as cool as it sounds to
the Freemasons as cool as it sounds to be like there's this Evil Underground
be like there's this Evil Underground cabal of geniuses that are running
cabal of geniuses that are running Society but the Freemasons I'm not
Society but the Freemasons I'm not [ __ ] you was straight up just the
[ __ ] you was straight up just the remnants of a like a Laborer's Union
remnants of a like a Laborer's Union from Egypt that's literally what the
from Egypt that's literally what the Freemasons came from was the laborers
Freemasons came from was the laborers union of the dudes that made the pyramid
union of the dudes that made the pyramid and it's just the remnants of that labor
and it's just the remnants of that labor union is 100% what the Freemasons is
union is 100% what the Freemasons is they're doing like spooky behind the
they're doing like spooky behind the scenes like deep State [ __ ] no it's like
scenes like deep State [ __ ] no it's like a bunch of guys and they're like show us
a bunch of guys and they're like show us your dick or your gay
your dick or your gay that's it's so [ __ ] lame dude they
that's it's so [ __ ] lame dude they have a secret way to communicate that
have a secret way to communicate that you can Google on the internet and it's
you can Google on the internet and it's available on Google on the the first
available on Google on the the first page of Google Images you think the CIA
page of Google Images you think the CIA is going to let the Freemasons move into
is going to let the Freemasons move into their territory dude absolutely
their territory dude absolutely not I really want Brandon to do a video
not I really want Brandon to do a video on the heart attack gun oh you know they
on the heart attack gun oh you know they brought it out in court no bro there's
brought it out in court no bro there's pictures you can Google them when they
pictures you can Google them when they were talking about the heart attack gun
were talking about the heart attack gun the [ __ ] like one of the top dudes at
the [ __ ] like one of the top dudes at the CIA at the time this is like the 70s
the CIA at the time this is like the 70s or 80s he's like yeah here it is and
or 80s he's like yeah here it is and it's like this pistol with this big ass
it's like this pistol with this big ass scope on it it looks like a modified
scope on it it looks like a modified 1911 he's like yeah it's electric it
1911 he's like yeah it's electric it shoots a uh Dart made out of ice that we
shoots a uh Dart made out of ice that we covered in Blowfish Toxin and then after
covered in Blowfish Toxin and then after we shoot you with it the the dart melts
we shoot you with it the the dart melts and then you have a heart attack 45
and then you have a heart attack 45 minutes later isn't that neat like why y
minutes later isn't that neat like why y CIA why do you have
CIA why do you have this anyways Boe
no himself later that I do not have any information on Boeing I think they're a
information on Boeing I think they're a great air aircraft manufacturing
great air aircraft manufacturing facility love all of our government
facility love all of our government contractors please don't [ __ ] kill me
contractors please don't [ __ ] kill me 100% I had that theory there was a a guy
100% I had that theory there was a a guy that 3D printed guns like I think it was
that 3D printed guns like I think it was like in
like in and he had a heart attack out of nowhere
and he had a heart attack out of nowhere I think he got killed by one of those
I think he got killed by one of those type of guns it didn't it didn't go to
type of guns it didn't it didn't go to trial so it I think it was it was Jay
trial so it I think it was it was Jay Stark he um was 3D printing and
Stark he um was 3D printing and Manufacturing Firearms Anonymous there's
Manufacturing Firearms Anonymous there's a whole like YouTube documentary on it
a whole like YouTube documentary on it he eventually got caught and then he
he eventually got caught and then he died before getting the trial of course
died before getting the trial of course he did why wouldn't he oh was he the guy
he did why wouldn't he oh was he the guy who was like inside of the duffel bag
who was like inside of the duffel bag that was padlocked from the outside that
that was padlocked from the outside that committed obviously probably one of
committed obviously probably one of those that they fished out of the river
those that they fished out of the river himself in the head three times
himself in the head three times must
must be dude one of the most like one one of
be dude one of the most like one one of the like scariest [ __ ] movies that's
the like scariest [ __ ] movies that's also cringy and horrible is shooter with
also cringy and horrible is shooter with Mark Wahlberg where they have like the
Mark Wahlberg where they have like the [ __ ] modified football pads that like
[ __ ] modified football pads that like they cinch down and holds the gun to
they cinch down and holds the gun to your own head that to me was like that's
your own head that to me was like that's too much work you just pop them like in
too much work you just pop them like in the side of the temple you put the gun
the side of the temple you put the gun in their hand you're like I appreciate
in their hand you're like I appreciate what you're doing that's also too much
what you're doing that's also too much work yeah it's like what are you talking
work yeah it's like what are you talking about he just walk in boof here you go
about he just walk in boof here you go here's the gun all right
here's the gun all right get scared look at like hold on
get scared look at like hold on GSR GSR please please Mr law enforcement
GSR GSR please please Mr law enforcement guy hop in I want to hear this hi
guy hop in I want to hear this hi everyone no gunshot residue that's why
everyone no gunshot residue that's why they that's why they left it in his hand
they that's why they left it in his hand so The Gunshot residue was still there
so The Gunshot residue was still there oh okay I like it that's fair here's
oh okay I like it that's fair here's here's my thing with that is like like
here's my thing with that is like like sorry I know how to get away with murder
sorry I know how to get away with murder it's not even that like okay this is
it's not even that like okay this is going to come back to bite me if I ever
going to come back to bite me if I ever like get involved in something but like
like get involved in something but like my my my confidence in getting away with
my my my confidence in getting away with murder if I wanted to is so ridiculously
murder if I wanted to is so ridiculously high it's insane yeah this is what you
high it's insane yeah this is what you do I'd like to speak to my lawyer please
do I'd like to speak to my lawyer please that's like 100% yeah they did like the
that's like 100% yeah they did like the the average person that gets convicted
the average person that gets convicted of murder has an IQ of like 7 it it was
of murder has an IQ of like 7 it it was like it was like 86 it was literally
like it was like 86 it was literally like a couple of IQ points above
like a couple of IQ points above mentally disabled like what was the show
mentally disabled like what was the show like with the the cops it was like the
like with the the cops it was like the where they track down the murderers what
where they track down the murderers what was that show dude oh that narrows it
was that show dude oh that narrows it down CIA C it's a real it's a real show
down CIA C it's a real it's a real show it's not it's not like a Hollywood show
it's not it's not like a Hollywood show it's like I think 40 hours or something
it's like I think 40 hours or something like that oh 48 hours oh yeah 48 Hours
like that oh 48 hours oh yeah 48 Hours where you have like that window Cody is
where you have like that window Cody is it true it's 48
it true it's 48 hours I was a cop too yeah my ex's mom
hours I was a cop too yeah my ex's mom used to watch that to plot the murder of
used to watch that to plot the murder of her husband dude but it's literally like
her husband dude but it's literally like I feel like if you have the intelligence
I feel like if you have the intelligence to [ __ ] if you MK somebody and then
to [ __ ] if you MK somebody and then just like have the mental capacity to
just like have the mental capacity to just shut shut the [ __ ] up about it for
just shut shut the [ __ ] up about it for the rest of your life you're going to
the rest of your life you're going to get away with it like 90% of the time I
get away with it like 90% of the time I think in the show it was like they would
think in the show it was like they would capture someone and they'd be like did
capture someone and they'd be like did you kill him they're like
you kill him they're like yeah they give him some Wendy's I think
yeah they give him some Wendy's I think there was like an episode where they're
there was like an episode where they're like uh did you kill him they're like I
like uh did you kill him they're like I like to talk to my lawyer they're like
like to talk to my lawyer they're like dang it dang it that's all we had the do
dang it dang it that's all we had the do sigura joke how he watched like all
sigura joke how he watched like all eight seasons of a show and the only
eight seasons of a show and the only people that got away with it were the
people that got away with it were the ones that were like can I have a lawyer
ones that were like can I have a lawyer and all the cops were like [ __ ] God damn
and all the cops were like [ __ ] God damn it dude it's so like as a cop like you
it dude it's so like as a cop like you would you would like arrest or detain
would you would like arrest or detain someone mirandize them like all they
someone mirandize them like all they clearly committed a crime then you read
clearly committed a crime then you read them their Miranda writes you have the
them their Miranda writes you have the right to remain silent and like all
right to remain silent and like all right what happened I hit I hit that
right what happened I hit I hit that [ __ ] and you're like God what did I
[ __ ] and you're like God what did I just tell you this isn't just a [ __ ]
just tell you this isn't just a [ __ ] movie or TV show I just said you had the
movie or TV show I just said you had the right to make silent okay the fifth
right to make silent okay the fifth amend is sick dude while I'm in the
amend is sick dude while I'm in the middle while I'm in the middle of like a
middle while I'm in the middle of like a [ __ ] Blue Line sandwich here I have a
[ __ ] Blue Line sandwich here I have a question for you to like you guys are
question for you to like you guys are both like just good people you know what
both like just good people you know what I mean like I feel like if somebody
I mean like I feel like if somebody like abused my child and they
like abused my child and they disappeared and you guys arrested me
disappeared and you guys arrested me you'd like secretly be rooting for me in
you'd like secretly be rooting for me in the back of your head but you also have
the back of your head but you also have to do your job like what is how often
to do your job like what is how often were you guys in a situation as a police
were you guys in a situation as a police officer you're you just got arrested
officer you're you just got arrested yeah like if like some dude does
yeah like if like some dude does something that's like not right but also
something that's like not right but also kind of [ __ ] I mean I get it dude
kind of [ __ ] I mean I get it dude Nick you be a hard one because I man he
Nick you be a hard one because I man he really I just like how often how often
really I just like how often how often are you guys just like just I wish you
are you guys just like just I wish you would shut the [ __ ] up level are they
would shut the [ __ ] up level are they encouraging vigilante justice yeah kind
encouraging vigilante justice yeah kind of that's much what he's asking
of that's much what he's asking borderline yeah like to what degree are
borderline yeah like to what degree are are a lot of police officers that are
are a lot of police officers that are just good dudes being like God just shut
just good dudes being like God just shut the [ __ ] up you're going to get away
the [ __ ] up you're going to get away with it and then they just can't do it
with it and then they just can't do it well I told Cody the other day that I
well I told Cody the other day that I was uh at uh like at a Lakehouse with an
was uh at uh like at a Lakehouse with an ex-girlfriend one of her cousins showed
ex-girlfriend one of her cousins showed up and she had been like phys Al abused
up and she had been like phys Al abused by her boyfriend who tried to drown her
by her boyfriend who tried to drown her and a sheriff's deputy dropped her off
and a sheriff's deputy dropped her off and he was like there was a bunch of
and he was like there was a bunch of there's like five drunk guys and we we
there's like five drunk guys and we we saw her get out we heard the story and
saw her get out we heard the story and immediately we all had the same thought
immediately we all had the same thought and the sheriff's deputy was like guys
and the sheriff's deputy was like guys hear me out I know exactly what you're
hear me out I know exactly what you're planning to
planning to do if that guy goes missing tonight I
do if that guy goes missing tonight I know where to go and I know who did it
know where to go and I know who did it so don't do what you're thinking right
so don't do what you're thinking right now and so we all had to chill the [ __ ]
now and so we all had to chill the [ __ ] out for 7
out for 7 Days yeah just don't get caught that's
Days yeah just don't get caught that's I'd like to ple the fifth I'd like to
I'd like to ple the fifth I'd like to plead the fifth I want to hear yeah
plead the fifth I want to hear yeah Cody's like I can't talk about I wanted
Cody's like I can't talk about I wanted to hear yeah there's it's it's so tough
to hear yeah there's it's it's so tough cuz I I am such a big fan of vigilante
cuz I I am such a big fan of vigilante justice at the same time it's like one
justice at the same time it's like one of those things like there is you have a
of those things like there is you have a right to doe process and you like there
right to doe process and you like there was a whole good thing where if if you
was a whole good thing where if if you are accused of a crime you have the
are accused of a crime you have the right to a trial you have a right to be
right to a trial you have a right to be heard it's not just like you are
heard it's not just like you are convicted now at the same time 55 grain
convicted now at the same time 55 grain out of a 20in M16 travels around 3,300
out of a 20in M16 travels around 3,300 ft per
ft per second masalah that's all I guess my I
second masalah that's all I guess my I guess if I had to like condense this
guess if I had to like condense this question down and be like how many times
question down and be like how many times have you ever just been like you
have you ever just been like you arrested somebody and in the back of
arrested somebody and in the back of your head you're just
your head you're just like every fiber of my being wants to
like every fiber of my being wants to tell you to just not say anything to
tell you to just not say anything to anybody and ask for lawyer but I can't
anybody and ask for lawyer but I can't tell you that they just had that one D
tell you that they just had that one D dude there's that one dude that uh uh
dude there's that one dude that uh uh the criminal killed threw the baby off a
the criminal killed threw the baby off a threw the baby off a bridge and then
threw the baby off a bridge and then killed the mom and then the dad in the
killed the mom and then the dad in the courthouse went and just beat the [ __ ]
courthouse went and just beat the [ __ ] out of the dude during the hearing and
out of the dude during the hearing and the cops were pulling him off that's
the cops were pulling him off that's what I'd be like as a cop I'd be like
what I'd be like as a cop I'd be like this is how hard I'd pull on that guy
this is how hard I'd pull on that guy I'm like no who who's the famous dude
I'm like no who who's the famous dude that whose son was abused by his like
that whose son was abused by his like taekwondo instructor and he shot him in
taekwondo instructor and he shot him in the head at the about Gary yeah so like
the head at the about Gary yeah so like I feel like every cop that I've ever met
I feel like every cop that I've ever met that's been like a pretty [ __ ] good
that's been like a pretty [ __ ] good dude has been like quietly like yeah
dude has been like quietly like yeah that dude's awesome you know what I
that dude's awesome you know what I mean oh and that shot too so good Cody
mean oh and that shot too so good Cody like 2 a.m. and he was like just rewatch
like 2 a.m. and he was like just rewatch The Gary PLO sha footage he's like that
The Gary PLO sha footage he's like that shot's crazy under the armpit from it's
shot's crazy under the armpit from it's probably what like 6 ft 7t if you were
probably what like 6 ft 7t if you were the you think he was at the range
the you think he was at the range practice like if you were the cops
practice like if you were the cops esorting the dude that got shot like how
esorting the dude that got shot like how hard would you be like that's why they
hard would you be like that's why they didn't bro high
didn't bro high five yeah yeah exactly that's why they
five yeah yeah exactly that's why they didn't like pull their guns out and
didn't like pull their guns out and shoot him they're like Gary yeah exactly
shoot him they're like Gary yeah exactly I like damn it Gary Stop Gary why' you
I like damn it Gary Stop Gary why' you don't do that now we like a town that
don't do that now we like a town that didn't see anything or whatever that
didn't see anything or whatever that documentary is called about where they
documentary is called about where they the one drunk [ __ ] that everyone
the one drunk [ __ ] that everyone hated they the piece of [ __ ] yeah he had
hated they the piece of [ __ ] yeah he had like a 14-year-old girlfriend and his
like a 14-year-old girlfriend and his like Daddy was you know like big money
like Daddy was you know like big money in the town or whatever so he like ran
in the town or whatever so he like ran the place he was a total piece of [ __ ]
the place he was a total piece of [ __ ] this is an entire town by the way go on
this is an entire town by the way go on everybody hated his guts like he had fed
everybody hated his guts like he had fed over everybody in this small town in the
over everybody in this small town in the middle of nowhere it's like Montana
middle of nowhere it's like Montana Wyoming somewhere like that and then one
Wyoming somewhere like that and then one night he's leaving this bar with his
night he's leaving this bar with his [ __ ] 14 yearold girlfriend gets in
[ __ ] 14 yearold girlfriend gets in his truck and somebody shot him six
his truck and somebody shot him six times and in front
times and in front ofone in town no
ofone in town no eyewitnesses
eyewitnesses literally nobody saw [ __ ] exactly who
literally nobody saw [ __ ] exactly who done it I don't know that's crazy yeah
done it I don't know that's crazy yeah they were getting so [ __ ] frustrated
they were getting so [ __ ] frustrated investigating it and they'd like sit
investigating it and they'd like sit everybody down individually and they' be
everybody down individually and they' be like so there were 60 of you standing
like so there were 60 of you standing around and nobody knows who shot him and
around and nobody knows who shot him and they'd be like I didn't see anything I
they'd be like I didn't see anything I ain't seeing [ __ ] imagine how much
ain't seeing [ __ ] imagine how much you're hated we're out of 60 people
you're hated we're out of 60 people watch you D and every was
watch you D and every was like but that's my thing like I feel
like but that's my thing like I feel like the like again Outsider I was never
like the like again Outsider I was never a cop so I don't fully understand but I
a cop so I don't fully understand but I feel like the biggest flaw in the
feel like the biggest flaw in the American justice system right now is
American justice system right now is like the amount of trouble you could
like the amount of trouble you could potentially get in for what your actions
potentially get in for what your actions are is almost entirely based off of like
are is almost entirely based off of like who your district attorney is and I
who your district attorney is and I can't imagine how go ahead you know you
can't imagine how go ahead you know you you know way more than me because like
you know way more than me because like that's my question to you guys is like
that's my question to you guys is like how frustrating is it for like a top in
how frustrating is it for like a top in like small town rural wherever the [ __ ]
like small town rural wherever the [ __ ] flyover state where it's like I feel
flyover state where it's like I feel like in my state if I got in a legit
like in my state if I got in a legit self-defense shooting I would be pretty
self-defense shooting I would be pretty okay more than likely based off just
okay more than likely based off just District Attorneys and [ __ ] versus like
District Attorneys and [ __ ] versus like there's a lot of good cops in a huge
there's a lot of good cops in a huge City but maybe there's a district
City but maybe there's a district attorney that just like I don't like
attorney that just like I don't like guns and I don't like the Second
guns and I don't like the Second Amendment you shouldn't be able to have
Amendment you shouldn't be able to have it and I'm going to try to throw you in
it and I'm going to try to throw you in prison forever for defending your family
prison forever for defending your family well that's funny because you're 100%
well that's funny because you're 100% correct okay cuz like that that was my
correct okay cuz like that that was my interpretation so I wanted to hear your
interpretation so I wanted to hear your guys' opinion also when it I just want
guys' opinion also when it I just want to talk on small crimes right now
to talk on small crimes right now there's a thing called officer
there's a thing called officer discretion that a lot of officers don't
discretion that a lot of officers don't use and it drives me absolutely up the
use and it drives me absolutely up the [ __ ] wall like you don't have to
[ __ ] wall like you don't have to arrest everyone for I don't know smoking
arrest everyone for I don't know smoking a joint you don't have to arrest
a joint you don't have to arrest everyone for I don't know a tail light
everyone for I don't know a tail light out like you don't have to do that [ __ ]
out like you don't have to do that [ __ ] and there's so many cops that are like
and there's so many cops that are like no I'm a cop I want to do this thing
no I'm a cop I want to do this thing right now and I'm just going to arrest
right now and I'm just going to arrest this person just to like get their stats
this person just to like get their stats good so that they can you know [ __ ]
good so that they can you know [ __ ] make Sergeant or lieutenant or whatever
make Sergeant or lieutenant or whatever and that c probably ding ding yeah that
and that c probably ding ding yeah that is the cop you all probably know and
is the cop you all probably know and you're like we everyone hates that dud
you're like we everyone hates that dud everybody hates that guy yeah everyone
everybody hates that guy yeah everyone [ __ ] hates that guy aon's thinking
[ __ ] hates that guy aon's thinking about his story right now you know his
about his story right now you know his first name just popped in your I had I
first name just popped in your I had I had a case where uh I I responded to a
had a case where uh I I responded to a call where a dude had drove his 2020 GMC
call where a dude had drove his 2020 GMC This Is 2020 so brand new truck into a
This Is 2020 so brand new truck into a canal in January water is frigid somehow
canal in January water is frigid somehow managed to get out of the canal there
managed to get out of the canal there was a group of teens out there and I was
was a group of teens out there and I was like wait what are you guys doing out
like wait what are you guys doing out here they're like we were looking at
here they're like we were looking at stars and I was like all right hey
stars and I was like all right hey thanks for being here get out of here
thanks for being here get out of here you R you rascal get out of here we're
you R you rascal get out of here we're really going to start sir I was like all
really going to start sir I was like all right go smoke weed somewhere
right go smoke weed somewhere else get out of here but there but there
else get out of here but there but there are some cops there are some cops that
are some cops there are some cops that would have arrested all of them yeah
would have arrested all of them yeah like cuz like I see to ruin your life a
like cuz like I see to ruin your life a joint that's my thing like I see so many
joint that's my thing like I see so many videos where like a cop pulls somebody
videos where like a cop pulls somebody over and they're like bro what the [ __ ]
over and they're like bro what the [ __ ] are you doing quit being dumb and then
are you doing quit being dumb and then like the comment section just loves that
like the comment section just loves that cop they're just like this is what
cop they're just like this is what correct policing looks like like hey
correct policing looks like like hey just try to care about people or he they
just try to care about people or he they pull over some dude on a motorcycle that
pull over some dude on a motorcycle that was doing something doing a wheelie but
was doing something doing a wheelie but it was also like near nobody else and
it was also like near nobody else and they're like hey you're going to die
they're like hey you're going to die stop I I have I have certain theories
stop I I have I have certain theories that certain places have to be policed
that certain places have to be policed more than others like if you look at New
more than others like if you look at New York City like that that place is chaos
York City like that that place is chaos I would assume that it has to be very
I would assume that it has to be very well-managed chaos as opposed to like
well-managed chaos as opposed to like where you're from in Iowa where everyone
where you're from in Iowa where everyone is very independent there's a lot of you
is very independent there's a lot of you know everyone's on the same page you
know everyone's on the same page you don't have to worry about as much so
don't have to worry about as much so it's like why are you harassing people
it's like why are you harassing people that just doing their thing like in New
that just doing their thing like in New York if you're going around breaking
York if you're going around breaking windows it's like yeah [ __ ] you're
windows it's like yeah [ __ ] you're going to jail like yeah and that's it's
going to jail like yeah and that's it's that's a clear one right you or it's
that's a clear one right you or it's like you got to like kind of be out and
like you got to like kind of be out and about and have a presence but like I I
about and have a presence but like I I Absol you're coming from cuz you're
Absol you're coming from cuz you're making more work for yourself that
making more work for yourself that doesn't need to exist there there's
doesn't need to exist there there's there's a time to be a [ __ ] right and
there's a time to be a [ __ ] right and there are times where you don't have to
there are times where you don't have to be a [ __ ] and that's the I think
be a [ __ ] and that's the I think that's one of the biggest problems with
that's one of the biggest problems with policing now and why people don't like
policing now and why people don't like police in addition to defunding them
police in addition to defunding them that the training they need the training
that the training they need the training yeah that's a big one why didn't he
yeah that's a big one why didn't he shoot him in the leg was like well he
shoot him in the leg was like well he didn't have any range time because you
didn't have any range time because you guys pulled his
guys pulled his F also my least favorite why don't you
F also my least favorite why don't you shoot him in leg yes he just hit the
shoot him in leg yes he just hit the he died 12 seconds later crazy
he died 12 seconds later crazy story that's the thing dude it's like
story that's the thing dude it's like with with policing they're like how come
with with policing they're like how come you're not Superman it's like wait hold
you're not Superman it's like wait hold on what you he want me to roundhouse
on what you he want me to roundhouse kick the knife out of his hand dude like
kick the knife out of his hand dude like what are you talking about it's handing
what are you talking about it's handing him a gun and be like hit that [ __ ]
him a gun and be like hit that [ __ ] square and they
like and you see how bad people are with a also anyone that doesn't know this
a also anyone that doesn't know this pistols are hard to shoot very hard to
pistols are hard to shoot very hard to shoot I one% know how to [ __ ] shoot a
shoot I one% know how to [ __ ] shoot a pistol probably that's giving a lot yeah
pistol probably that's giving a lot yeah .1% can shoot a pistol accurately it's
.1% can shoot a pistol accurately it's taken us years to get good with a pistol
taken us years to get good with a pistol years well there was a there's a [ __ ]
years well there was a there's a [ __ ] X Delta dude that has his own podcast
X Delta dude that has his own podcast now and he talks about like in detail
now and he talks about like in detail about how like whenever they would get a
about how like whenever they would get a new guy it was for shooting they would
new guy it was for shooting they would have him go out there with a stock Glock
have him go out there with a stock Glock 17 or 19 whatever the [ __ ] they had and
17 or 19 whatever the [ __ ] they had and they're like we would make them get good
they're like we would make them get good at shooting pistol just because the
at shooting pistol just because the tolerance for air is so much smaller
tolerance for air is so much smaller with a a pistol but all the fundamentals
with a a pistol but all the fundamentals are the same they're like if you can hit
are the same they're like if you can hit a [ __ ] Target with a pistol at 50
a [ __ ] Target with a pistol at 50 yards you can absolutely do it with a
yards you can absolutely do it with a rifle with your eyes closed so he's like
rifle with your eyes closed so he's like we would just take our guys out there
we would just take our guys out there and force them to get good with a pistol
and force them to get good with a pistol and then we wouldn't even bother to
and then we wouldn't even bother to really train them with rifles cuz all
really train them with rifles cuz all the fundamentals just transfer over who
the fundamentals just transfer over who is the uh dude uh knocked TV um Hunter
is the uh dude uh knocked TV um Hunter [ __ ] knocked on knocked knock yeah no I
[ __ ] knocked on knocked knock yeah no I [ __ ] um ah knocked TV arom man Google
[ __ ] um ah knocked TV arom man Google yeah knock on TV yeah the the hunter guy
yeah knock on TV yeah the the hunter guy right God he's the he's an Archer yes
right God he's the he's an Archer yes he's like Hunter with a Archer [ __ ] has
he's like Hunter with a Archer [ __ ] has he been on Rogan a bunch yes yes uh is
he been on Rogan a bunch yes yes uh is he like a marathon runner maybe no
he like a marathon runner maybe no that's Cameron HS oh Cameron okay it's
that's Cameron HS oh Cameron okay it's the other one uh there's [ __ ] I can't
the other one uh there's [ __ ] I can't remember his name but I know
remember his name but I know famous talking about um his first name
famous talking about um his first name John is it
John is it John they were talking about knock on he
John they were talking about knock on he dude we've met him multiple times I'm
dude we've met him multiple times I'm just [ __ ] I know we haven't seen him
just [ __ ] I know we haven't seen him in years though I know and I'm like God
in years though I know and I'm like God damn it c not Cameron Haynes
damn it c not Cameron Haynes um he's like one of his friends though
um he's like one of his friends though they all get along and he's a podcast I
they all get along and he's a podcast I hate that I'm drawing a blank on this
hate that I'm drawing a blank on this name and the comments will show that
name and the comments will show that that dude is John barely he's never shot
that dude is John barely he's never shot oh uh when they took him pistol shooting
oh uh when they took him pistol shooting homeboy like barely ever shot a pistol
homeboy like barely ever shot a pistol he is so good with a [ __ ] boat like
he is so good with a [ __ ] boat like he can do anything with the boat John
he can do anything with the boat John Dudley John Dudley yeah Dudley Dudley so
Dudley John Dudley yeah Dudley Dudley so Dudley rarely ever shot a
Dudley rarely ever shot a pistol if you want to see an Archer my
pistol if you want to see an Archer my boy is a [ __ ] sniper with that give
boy is a [ __ ] sniper with that give him pistol just pinging steel at 100
him pistol just pinging steel at 100 yards like it's nothing cuz the
yards like it's nothing cuz the fundamentals don't change just still
fundamentals don't change just still like relax boom it yes you pull the
like relax boom it yes you pull the trigger but this way [ __ ] harder than
trigger but this way [ __ ] harder than a pistol then you have pistol then rifle
a pistol then you have pistol then rifle homeboy everyone was like yo he's like
homeboy everyone was like yo he's like really good with the pistol why is he so
really good with the pistol why is he so good yeah two good and 100 yards would
good yeah two good and 100 yards would just clear plate steel like plates trees
just clear plate steel like plates trees he's like man this is fun like go [ __ ]
he's like man this is fun like go [ __ ] yourself way easier than a
yourself way easier than a bow cuz a pistol really hard but if you
bow cuz a pistol really hard but if you teach somebody how to handle a pistol
teach somebody how to handle a pistol when you handle a rifle life's pretty
when you handle a rifle life's pretty easy mhm life's really [ __ ] easy dude
easy mhm life's really [ __ ] easy dude I had such a good time with him we went
I had such a good time with him we went out um when we when uh brcc was doing
out um when we when uh brcc was doing the Adaptive athlete challenge that that
the Adaptive athlete challenge that that thing he was on my team and I had just
thing he was on my team and I had just been in archery for like a year and I
been in archery for like a year and I was I was missing some shots he was like
was I was missing some shots he was like do this this and this and I was just
do this this and this and I was just [ __ ] drilling everything do we need
[ __ ] drilling everything do we need like the dude is so cool we need to put
like the dude is so cool we need to put him and AD Aaron admin what my boy
him and AD Aaron admin what my boy together in a video because you got like
together in a video because you got like if you just did a warbo video with
if you just did a warbo video with Dudley yeah that video [ __ ] I would
Dudley yeah that video [ __ ] I would love to see what but Dudley could do
love to see what but Dudley could do with a warbo that would be fun you give
with a warbo that would be fun you give him a history lesson on that that's
him a history lesson on that that's that'll be good time it's [ __ ] I'm
that'll be good time it's [ __ ] I'm down cont John where you at hey Duds
down cont John where you at hey Duds where you at bro that' be good I was
where you at bro that' be good I was anytime I was ever doing uh rifle work
anytime I was ever doing uh rifle work after doing pistol work it was so easy
after doing pistol work it was so easy running a rifle I had an lpvo set up on
running a rifle I had an lpvo set up on my patrol rifle for a bit because they
my patrol rifle for a bit because they just started like rolling those out cuz
just started like rolling those out cuz they're like like law enforcement was
they're like like law enforcement was like oh lpv are pretty sick because you
like oh lpv are pretty sick because you could just land head shots in hostage
could just land head shots in hostage situations I remember I had my lpvo in
situations I remember I had my lpvo in my truck for six months I got out and
my truck for six months I got out and I've been shooting but I got out 50
I've been shooting but I got out 50 yards right between the eyes like
yards right between the eyes like instantly for like target shooting not a
instantly for like target shooting not a real person but like just target
real person but like just target shooting at the range and I was like
shooting at the range and I was like yeah this is so freaking easy how like
yeah this is so freaking easy how like with a rifle with a handgun that the
with a rifle with a handgun that the stakes become much higher yeah oh let me
stakes become much higher yeah oh let me show them the picture the the cops the
show them the picture the the cops the other day remember the last podcast it
other day remember the last podcast it just got posted on the podcast I just
just got posted on the podcast I just actually it's on the top of my feed
actually it's on the top of my feed right now because I had to save it hold
right now because I had to save it hold on give me a second let me find this
on give me a second let me find this real quick oh also coming back to
real quick oh also coming back to pyramids I think they're power
pyramids I think they're power conductors
conductors anyway Nick do you think uh pyramids are
anyway Nick do you think uh pyramids are power conductors [ __ ] jees oh [ __ ]
power conductors [ __ ] jees oh [ __ ] okay they had batteries yeah or do you
okay they had batteries yeah or do you think they're do you think they're
think they're do you think they're ancient tombs what do you think I mean
ancient tombs what do you think I mean they're not tombs because nobody was
they're not tombs because nobody was actually buried in a [ __ ] pyramid but
actually buried in a [ __ ] pyramid but what's what's your question the theory
what's what's your question the theory that they're actually power conductors
that they're actually power conductors like a Tesla coil no why
like a Tesla coil no why not Nick they batteries I'm not a
not Nick they batteries I'm not a historian prove me wrong I watched
historian prove me wrong I watched history chel do the alien thing again
the just aliens I no actually personally I think
aliens I no actually personally I think the uh pyramids were power conductors
the uh pyramids were power conductors for the the best tanks ever made the
for the the best tanks ever made the panther
panther 5 you're just like dude I saw
5 you're just like dude I saw Fury American tanks [ __ ] suck bro it
Fury American tanks [ __ ] suck bro it would take like six Shermans to take
would take like six Shermans to take down one do they suck is you know what
down one do they suck is you know what my favorite argument in favor of like
my favorite argument in favor of like weabo German [ __ ] Supremacy blah blah
weabo German [ __ ] Supremacy blah blah blah is first of all the entire theory
blah is first of all the entire theory of like the clean vermed like oh oh the
of like the clean vermed like oh oh the vered wasn't they weren't radicalized
vered wasn't they weren't radicalized they were just innocent people doing
they were just innocent people doing what they were told first of all that's
what they were told first of all that's [ __ ] stupid there's no such thing as
[ __ ] stupid there's no such thing as an innocent person doing what they were
an innocent person doing what they were told I will absolutely judge you by the
told I will absolutely judge you by the orders you follow just as harshly as the
orders you follow just as harshly as the orders you don't so that's a stupid
orders you don't so that's a stupid argument secondly the entire notion that
argument secondly the entire notion that like oh German tanks were better because
like oh German tanks were better because America lost more tanks first of all
America lost more tanks first of all America lost more tanks because we
America lost more tanks because we manufactured 10 times more of them and
manufactured 10 times more of them and sent them to everyone I mean how many
sent them to everyone I mean how many [ __ ] Sherman tanks did the USSR have
[ __ ] Sherman tanks did the USSR have like 5,000 you know it's insane so and
like 5,000 you know it's insane so and then the other thing you want to know
then the other thing you want to know the biggest the biggest threat to German
the biggest the biggest threat to German tanks was themselves they just [ __ ]
tanks was themselves they just [ __ ] broke and couldn't be fixed so get the
broke and couldn't be fixed so get the [ __ ] out forgot to change and the entire
[ __ ] out forgot to change and the entire notion of like oh well you know the
notion of like oh well you know the Americans lost more tanks going up
Americans lost more tanks going up against the Germans did they did they
against the Germans did they did they really maybe number-wise they lost more
really maybe number-wise they lost more tanks but you want to know how many
tanks but you want to know how many tanks the Nazi Germany lost going up
tanks the Nazi Germany lost going up against the Americans all of them cuz
against the Americans all of them cuz guess what doesn't exist anymore Nazi
guess what doesn't exist anymore Nazi Germany go [ __ ] yourself the German
Germany go [ __ ] yourself the German military sucked sorry about it I hate
military sucked sorry about it I hate hate to break it to you but that's just
hate to break it to you but that's just how that goes down personally I think
how that goes down personally I think Kate's a better fighting style than
Kate's a better fighting style than Brazilian
Brazilian what no what' you say I didn't hear you
what no what' you say I didn't hear you personally I think karate's a better
personally I think karate's a better fighting style than BJJ can I have
fighting style than BJJ can I have another beer please sure yeah we'll get
another beer please sure yeah we'll get you another one show can I have another
you another one show can I have another psh light
psh light um it get wor at pistol his pistol
um it get wor at pistol his pistol underneath his kit I didn't see that it
underneath his kit I didn't see that it gets worse and more you look at it I
gets worse and more you look at it I actually like old school karate believe
actually like old school karate believe it or not yeah no it's it's old school
it or not yeah no it's it's old school karate is [ __ ] legit um like back in
karate is [ __ ] legit um like back in the day under his kid in like the 80s
the day under his kid in like the 80s like old school American Karate is legit
like old school American Karate is legit as [ __ ] it's so good I mean like uh he's
as [ __ ] it's so good I mean like uh he's not American but look at like leoto Mach
not American but look at like leoto Mach old school karate he he was in their
old school karate he he was in their [ __ ] up up Muti Strikers all the time
[ __ ] up up Muti Strikers all the time had that back stance he just cycle
had that back stance he just cycle backward [ __ ] hitri old school Kate is
backward [ __ ] hitri old school Kate is incredible Kate just gets a bad rap now
incredible Kate just gets a bad rap now because it's been it honestly it's just
because it's been it honestly it's just been around capitalism so much and now
been around capitalism so much and now people are basically I don't want to say
people are basically I don't want to say they're selling belts but like I I
they're selling belts but like I I personally as a dude that's been around
personally as a dude that's been around Combat Sports a lot if you gave me the
Combat Sports a lot if you gave me the option blind pick of like hey would you
option blind pick of like hey would you rather get in a fight to the death with
rather get in a fight to the death with a black belt and karate from 1970 or a
a black belt and karate from 1970 or a black belt and karate from 2020 I'm
black belt and karate from 2020 I'm picking the black Belton karate from
picking the black Belton karate from 2020 all day just cuz the statistical
2020 all day just cuz the statistical probability that that person is a
probability that that person is a legitimate [ __ ] deadly badass is way
legitimate [ __ ] deadly badass is way lower just because the amount of people
lower just because the amount of people that like it it takes money to have the
that like it it takes money to have the art survive and at at a certain point
art survive and at at a certain point you're just like okay well this person
you're just like okay well this person they've they've put in their due due
they've they've put in their due due diligence for 10 years but they're like
diligence for 10 years but they're like they're a level one character and it's
they're a level one character and it's like they're a level 100 character for
like they're a level 100 character for the base model they're built with versus
the base model they're built with versus like you know John Jones base model you
like you know John Jones base model you give that dude six months of training
give that dude six months of training he's going to beat some dude that's a 5
he's going to beat some dude that's a 5 foot six pudgy guy all day long it's
foot six pudgy guy all day long it's just that's how that [ __ ] works um
just that's how that [ __ ] works um old old school karate is legit as [ __ ]
old old school karate is legit as [ __ ] all all marals back but also at the end
all all marals back but also at the end of the day uh jiujitsu is the best
of the day uh jiujitsu is the best singular martial art period what about
singular martial art period what about Wu though what's that what about woou
Wu though what's that what about woou like the
like the pork no that's W no
pork no that's W no wag wagu yeah no I mean Masashi was on
wag wagu yeah no I mean Masashi was on to something yeah I mean if you don't
to something yeah I mean if you don't know if you can cut somebody's head off
know if you can cut somebody's head off with a sword by all means if you have
with a sword by all means if you have like
like 72 duels and you've never lost and then
72 duels and you've never lost and then you duel the greatest Samurai at the
you duel the greatest Samurai at the time and you win you're like okay I have
time and you win you're like okay I have the best fighting style with sorts at
the best fighting style with sorts at this time period grappling is the best
this time period grappling is the best singular martial art period like I'll
singular martial art period like I'll I'll die on that I'll argue you can sit
I'll die on that I'll argue you can sit anybody across the table from me and
anybody across the table from me and I'll beat him with the debate because
I'll beat him with the debate because it's just it's correct um you like Muay
it's just it's correct um you like Muay Tha for brutality BJJ for like ground
Tha for brutality BJJ for like ground because a majority of fights do go to
because a majority of fights do go to the ground if it doesn't then that's
the ground if it doesn't then that's where like BJJ is going to try to take
where like BJJ is going to try to take it to ground look at ho or hickon or
it to ground look at ho or hickon or jiujitsu singularly will win period and
jiujitsu singularly will win period and that's been proved by UFC that was the
that's been proved by UFC that was the whole reason that UFC was invented the
whole reason that UFC was invented the only thing that can compete with
only thing that can compete with jiu-jitsu is wrestling but It ultimately
jiu-jitsu is wrestling but It ultimately loses just because wrestling doesn't
loses just because wrestling doesn't teach you how to finish a fight but
teach you how to finish a fight but wrestling is also the best base for
wrestling is also the best base for multiple martial arts just because of
multiple martial arts just because of the brutality of the training and how
the brutality of the training and how hard the wrestlers are crazy like I'm
hard the wrestlers are crazy like I'm from Iowa a [ __ ] highle wrestler is a
from Iowa a [ __ ] highle wrestler is a nightmare and so like Jiu-Jitsu is hard
nightmare and so like Jiu-Jitsu is hard from just a grappling standpoint but
from just a grappling standpoint but Jiu-Jitsu can end with an arm bar a
Jiu-Jitsu can end with an arm bar a choke hold an ankle lock a knee bar a
choke hold an ankle lock a knee bar a straight arm bar uh five different types
straight arm bar uh five different types of choke hold there's a thousand
of choke hold there's a thousand different ways to end Jujitsu match
different ways to end Jujitsu match there's one way to end a [ __ ]
there's one way to end a [ __ ] wrestling match which makes it
wrestling match which makes it infinitely harder because everybody
infinitely harder because everybody knows what you're going to do in
knows what you're going to do in wrestling like you're going to pin my
wrestling like you're going to pin my shoulder blades to the mat and I'm not
shoulder blades to the mat and I'm not going to let that singular thing [ __ ]
going to let that singular thing [ __ ] happen so that's why wrestlers are just
happen so that's why wrestlers are just so mentally tough have you watched some
so mentally tough have you watched some of the suplex dudes though there's that
of the suplex dudes though there's that new one um oh they're insane bro some of
new one um oh they're insane bro some of those
those suplexes [ __ ] like you just watch the
suplexes [ __ ] like you just watch the dude like but it would just split
dude like but it would just split somebody's
somebody's neck that's why I get mad at Jiu-Jitsu
neck that's why I get mad at Jiu-Jitsu uh there's like a lot of people in
uh there's like a lot of people in Jiu-Jitsu are like pulling guard is
Jiu-Jitsu are like pulling guard is stupid blah it's like in MMA yeah it
stupid blah it's like in MMA yeah it could be stupid in a street fight in
could be stupid in a street fight in Iowa with some dude who's [ __ ]
Iowa with some dude who's [ __ ] shoulder delts touch his earlobes
shoulder delts touch his earlobes pulling guard's a really good option
pulling guard's a really good option otherwise that dude just might pick you
otherwise that dude just might pick you up and face plant you into the concrete
up and face plant you into the concrete and then you get to wake up never like
and then you get to wake up never like so putting yourself on the ground is
so putting yourself on the ground is sometimes the best [ __ ] option so and
sometimes the best [ __ ] option so and then strike like don't get wrong like I
then strike like don't get wrong like I love striking I'm not trying to [ __ ] on
love striking I'm not trying to [ __ ] on it but like I love at the end of the day
it but like I love at the end of the day this is America and if you like if we
this is America and if you like if we get in a physical altercation where
get in a physical altercation where we're trying to have a a a fight to the
we're trying to have a a a fight to the death a street fight that doesn't work
death a street fight that doesn't work in a street I dude I'm 30 I'm fat I
in a street I dude I'm 30 I'm fat I don't get involved in street fights I
don't get involved in street fights I get involved in self-defense
get involved in self-defense shootings you know what I mean like if
shootings you know what I mean like if you're going to try to [ __ ] stay 5
you're going to try to [ __ ] stay 5 feet away from me and [ __ ] establish
feet away from me and [ __ ] establish the jab you're getting shot otherwise
the jab you're getting shot otherwise you're grabbing me and at that point I
you're grabbing me and at that point I have Jiu-Jitsu on my side and if you
have Jiu-Jitsu on my side and if you have better jitu I'm going to die but
have better jitu I'm going to die but other than that it's it's a rough if you
other than that it's it's a rough if you have guns grappling is the best martial
have guns grappling is the best martial arts I'm 36 and I have a family so it's
arts I'm 36 and I have a family so it's like okay but the funny thing with that
like okay but the funny thing with that is all the dudes that are like oh
is all the dudes that are like oh wrestling's wrestling's gay you're
wrestling's wrestling's gay you're touching another man and then the minute
touching another man and then the minute you're like I'm just going to shoot you
you're like I'm just going to shoot you they're like whoa whoa whoa that's
they're like whoa whoa whoa that's that's not honorable it's like I'm not
that's not honorable it's like I'm not in this for Honor right now dude I'm
in this for Honor right now dude I'm just trying to make it till my next pay
just trying to make it till my next pay period so I can get my paycheck and pay
period so I can get my paycheck and pay my bills get the [ __ ] out of here a fan
my bills get the [ __ ] out of here a fan personally I think if the Panzer
personally I think if the Panzer commanders knew karate they absolutely
commanders knew karate they absolutely would have beaten you're trying to upset
would have beaten you're trying to upset me they they absolutely would have
me they they absolutely would have beaten the Sher let's hear it let's hear
beaten the Sher let's hear it let's hear it let's [ __ ] give me your best
it let's [ __ ] give me your best German AR if Michael vitman had a little
German AR if Michael vitman had a little bit more BJJ in karate time Michael
bit more BJJ in karate time Michael vitman up to now he for sure would have
vitman up to now he for sure would have absolutely how did he spend the rest of
absolutely how did he spend the rest of his life after World War II what was he
his life after World War II what was he up to oh well he died di yeah he died
up to oh well he died di yeah he died from a what it must have been a a
from a what it must have been a a Sherman Firefly yeah those those Sherman
Sherman Firefly yeah those those Sherman fireflies more BJJ another fun
fact the or so the original Shermans had a smaller gun T tapping out and then
a smaller gun T tapping out and then they came out with the Sherman
they came out with the Sherman 76 so that's what uh like oh [ __ ]
76 so that's what uh like oh [ __ ] admin's here the
admin's here the head Nick R for two hours the Sherman 76
head Nick R for two hours the Sherman 76 had gun because it could penetrate
had gun because it could penetrate German armor right it's almost too easy
German armor right it's almost too easy at this point so that's why the America
at this point so that's why the America like upgraded the gun on the Sherman
like upgraded the gun on the Sherman later in war and half the [ __ ] dude
later in war and half the [ __ ] dude more than half the majority of the
more than half the majority of the Sherman tank commanders were like I
Sherman tank commanders were like I don't want the new tank with the bigger
don't want the new tank with the bigger gun that that one sucks you want to know
gun that that one sucks you want to know why because nobody ever ran in to German
why because nobody ever ran in to German armor because there just weren't that
armor because there just weren't that many of them because the Germans [ __ ]
many of them because the Germans [ __ ] sucked and the original Sherman tank was
sucked and the original Sherman tank was better using an anti-personnel round
better using an anti-personnel round which is what you would use to take out
which is what you would use to take out a German 88 mm anti-tank gun which is
a German 88 mm anti-tank gun which is what the actual Americans were really
what the actual Americans were really running into was Germans hiding in the
running into was Germans hiding in the [ __ ] Woodline with a German 88 and
[ __ ] Woodline with a German 88 and that was the real threat to American
that was the real threat to American armor not the German tanks so get the
armor not the German tanks so get the [ __ ] out of here with that nonsense what
[ __ ] out of here with that nonsense what else you got and then Hannah's like babe
else you got and then Hannah's like babe did you come though no not
did you come though no not yet I have I have been purposely
yet I have I have been purposely provoking Nick throughout this entire po
provoking Nick throughout this entire po I'll I'll get you massage after this I'm
I'll I'll get you massage after this I'm going to bring Hannah here so you guys
going to bring Hannah here so you guys can talk to her cuz the amount of times
can talk to her cuz the amount of times that that woman God bless her heart is
that that woman God bless her heart is just watching me angrily pace around the
just watching me angrily pace around the house arguing with the Communist in the
house arguing with the Communist in the back of my brain or the weabo in the
back of my brain or the weabo in the back of my brain about how their [ __ ]
back of my brain about how their [ __ ] sucks and America's better is insane
sucks and America's better is insane dude you got one bad comment the other
dude you got one bad comment the other day that somebody disagreed with you and
day that somebody disagreed with you and it ruined your day we were dinner just
it ruined your day we were dinner just hanging out and you were like I don't
hanging out and you were like I don't [ __ ] understand you got to let it go
[ __ ] understand you got to let it go man you got to it it's not in my soul
man you got to it it's not in my soul it's the internet this is what I know
it's the internet this is what I know the com I know the
the com I know the comment it was on my 1911 video where I
comment it was on my 1911 video where I was talking about how the 1911 was
was talking about how the 1911 was better in 1911 when it came out cuz 45
better in 1911 when it came out cuz 45 was better than 9mm [ __ ] 90 years ago
was better than 9mm [ __ ] 90 years ago because it had better kinetic energy and
because it had better kinetic energy and people were like oh oh actually 9 mm
people were like oh oh actually 9 mm isn't isn't
isn't isn't worse Yeah by modern standards stick
worse Yeah by modern standards stick when did the when did the 9mm hollow
when did the when did the 9mm hollow point get this is our guest oh [ __ ] ad
point get this is our guest oh [ __ ] ad here when when did the 9mm hollow point
here when when did the 9mm hollow point get developed personally I'm more of a
get developed personally I'm more of a fan of the Tiger tank wrong it was 1978
fan of the Tiger tank wrong it was 1978 okay so up until 1978 45 was absolutely
okay so up until 1978 45 was absolutely better than 9mm and this [ __ ] is
better than 9mm and this [ __ ] is like oh you think that 45 is better why
like oh you think that 45 is better why don't you explain the history of the
don't you explain the history of the mamb beak drill oh mamb Beak was
mamb beak drill oh mamb Beak was developed by [ __ ] RH Special Forces
developed by [ __ ] RH Special Forces when he had to shoot a communist in the
when he had to shoot a communist in the chest twice and then once in the head
chest twice and then once in the head cuz that's mosan Beek right two to the
cuz that's mosan Beek right two to the chest one to the Head Special Forces
chest one to the Head Special Forces tough guy [ __ ] and I was like yeah that
tough guy [ __ ] and I was like yeah that was with a Browning High powerered not a
was with a Browning High powerered not a Browning 1911 they're different guns I
Browning 1911 they're different guns I realized they were developed by the same
realized they were developed by the same guy but it's a different gun to your
guy but it's a different gun to your story they think it was the same gun
story they think it was the same gun yeah they thought it was the same gun
yeah they thought it was the same gun and that's why they're like oh this
and that's why they're like oh this proves my point it's like no you proved
proves my point it's like no you proved my point you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh I guess so
my point you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh I guess so you don't say oh [ __ ] admin's here I
you don't say oh [ __ ] admin's here I just came it's like featuring fat
just came it's like featuring fat electrician and [ __ ] I have I have
electrician and [ __ ] I have I have college professors whatever you called
college professors whatever you called you I have col that's it I have college
you I have col that's it I have college professors that are like you
professors that are like you knowed yeah you might be correct but you
knowed yeah you might be correct but you should you should really adjust your
should you should really adjust your tone because you have to win over hearts
tone because you have to win over hearts and minds and it's
and minds and it's like potentially maybe but hear me out
like potentially maybe but hear me out some people are too far gone and you
some people are too far gone and you just have to ridicule them and make them
just have to ridicule them and make them look stupid so everybody else watching
look stupid so everybody else watching is like oh maybe that guy is a [ __ ] and
is like oh maybe that guy is a [ __ ] and then you save everybody else from being
then you save everybody else from being a [ __ ] [ __ ] so that's that's my role
a [ __ ] [ __ ] so that's that's my role in all of this I'm going to roast you
in all of this I'm going to roast you for being dumb that's that's what I'm
for being dumb that's that's what I'm going to do you can let everybody else
going to do you can let everybody else have the appropriate tone with this I'm
have the appropriate tone with this I'm [ __ ] over it oh I can't stand dumb
[ __ ] over it oh I can't stand dumb people hey so Aaron what are you working
people hey so Aaron what are you working on oh [ __ ] admin's here I'm so
on oh [ __ ] admin's here I'm so sorry I'm so I love Aaron he's a great
sorry I'm so I love Aaron he's a great person you mean [ __ ] stick yeah I think
person you mean [ __ ] stick yeah I think Anin Romo really had a good shot saving
Anin Romo really had a good shot saving the third reich's chances during World
the third reich's chances during World War II but he was really hindered by
War II but he was really hindered by Hitler any Allied Commander had no
Hitler any Allied Commander had no chance against irn raml truly if he was
chance against irn raml truly if he was left to his own devices
left to his own devices Cody Cody close it out before he starts
Cody Cody close it out before he starts Cody close it out before he starts that
Cody close it out before he starts that will be a part of the after show
will be a part of the after show I love Nick so much thank you for
I love Nick so much thank you for joining the unsubscribed
joining the unsubscribed podcast I was joined today by Eli double
podcast I was joined today by Eli double fat my
fat my friend yeah [ __ ] sck fuckick results
friend yeah [ __ ] sck fuckick results administrative sck results sh ad B
administrative sck results sh ad B electrician myself and King trout thank
electrician myself and King trout thank you for coming on all of us wait can I
you for coming on all of us wait can I say something real quick uh Nick's
say something real quick uh Nick's channel is absolutely one of my favorite
channel is absolutely one of my favorite channels to watch whenever I'm eating
channels to watch whenever I'm eating food I'll throw on some fat electrician
food I'll throw on some fat electrician enjoy some history it's also great to be
enjoy some history it's also great to be on the unsubscribed podcast I love this
on the unsubscribed podcast I love this channel a lot uh funny story I was
channel a lot uh funny story I was telling Cody off camera but back when I
telling Cody off camera but back when I was a cop we would watch his uh shooting
was a cop we would watch his uh shooting breakdowns a lot and it was a really
breakdowns a lot and it was a really cool thing to finally you know be
cool thing to finally you know be working with him so it's great to be out
working with him so it's great to be out here guys thanks for having me also hi
here guys thanks for having me also hi Connor hi no I like trout a lot he's a
Connor hi no I like trout a lot he's a great guy but thanks also side note how
great guy but thanks also side note how is it making new accounts and commenting
is it making new accounts and commenting on his videos you know it's never been
on his videos you know it's never been easier that's you [ __ ]
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