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This content is a satirical news report critiquing vegan and high-carb, low-fat (HCLF) diets, particularly those promoted by figures like "Durian Rider." It mocks perceived inconsistencies and unhealthy practices within these communities, contrasting them with a pro-meat, low-carb lifestyle.
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What's up, Primal Gang? This is AX News
with Ax.
um coach carbohydrate. Tho also
specializes in dehydration. So he's also
coach dehydration. Not only coach
diabetes, he can coach you how to get
diabetes and he can also coach you how
to get
dehydrated. And um he also made a
separate channel for that called water
bay. And as you can see here, Dary Amy
is very excited to get dehydrated and
cope with AJ can't wait to get
dehydrated and um to wash out this
horrible diet that they
have cuz uh eating um milk chocolate,
it's not really healthy. And all those
potato chips and rice and banana
smoothies. Yeah, let's just jump into it.
[Laughter]
Wait. Wait. Cuz he missed. That's not
what he's supposed to do. What are you doing?
doing? [Laughter]
[Laughter]
Guys, what are you doing?
All right. And here you we can see coach
um coach uh dehydration proving us how
dehydrated. As you can see, he's not
listening to his senses. He just wants
to shoot a video where he forces himself
And Derry is showing
up. Dair is showing up. And um Dam is
telling him that but we have cranberry
juice and we have raw raw milk. Why are
you drinking
water? Yeah. Why? I don't get it.
Cranberry juice and raw milk is the best
thing for hydration.
right. And this is how you get
dehydrated. And um Derry Amy here in the
background is like, "Man, this guy
doesn't understand that
um that uh we have cranberry juice and
we have raw milk in the in the fridge."
So she's like, "Yeah, I I have enough of
this. This is boring." And she walks
away to drink some raw milk and cranberry
juice. And here a coach carbohydrate
also again wants to get super dehydrated
and to wash out his horrible diet. And
on this day he decided that he's going
to quit
veganism. And uh told to dairy Amy to
cut up some potatoes. As you can see,
she's cutting up some potatoes cuz cuz
they are making um in the oven with um
with beef tallow and um they are also
going to have some rare steaks cuz he
quits veganism this day. But first, he
needs to wash out the horrible diet that
rider. And as you can see, Dairy Amy is
doing a good job at cutting up the
potatoes. And later on, they're going to
put on on on this beef tallow. All
right. No salt cuz Yeah, salt is a rock.
it. Okay. Next
one. Now, Copit AJ uh decided that um
whenever she craves meat
u Yeah. when when she starts crying that
she can't have meat, she's going
to sorry I can't say it seriously, but
yeah, this is just hilarious, but that's
what she what she did. So, whenever she
she craves meat and KFC, but u she's on
high carb low fat, she starts um she
starts collecting her tears inside this
bottle, and when the bottle is full,
she's going to drink it. And I would say
tears are are pretty hydrating. They are
tears. I mean, if tears keep your eyes
hydrated, you can imagine that it is um
a hydrating liquid, but it's really
inefficient. But because she misses KFC
and um and um what's the name? She
misses KFC and some animal fat or
whatever. She she collects the tears and
it's really easy to collect cuz she
misses this a lot. And um yeah, right
now she's on
diet. She went back on high carb, low
fat to lose some weight again cuz she
wants to control her weight. Now she's
tears and she also has a um a water
channel. Like right now here she's not
drinking water. This is tears. Okay. But
um in the next videos, I'm going to show
you where she actually drinks
uh water. As you can see, it's easier to
hydrating. And she really likes the
tears cuz after all, it's her own tears
for crying after um wanting to eat meat.
burp? I I think she had enough. But uh
reason. Even if it's tears. You
man. Just to trigger the vegans. I want
to drink some um some cow tears when
when the cow was
well. All right. Um yeah, we don't need
to wash the entire thing. Yeah, let's
just watch when she actually drinks water.
water.
Okay, here we have it. This is water,
guys. This is not tears. This is an ASMR
it, but she has to drink it. But imagine
her her bad diet. She has some fruit
smoothie with just some water and sugar
or whatever and then just some rice and
then maybe some fruit juice.
But because she she
already already ate so much sugar, she
does need more dilution than us who who
eats uh raw meat, raw eggs or or just
fruit juice for hydration. And we need
like very little water for dilution. But
they because they are on such a horrible diet
diet
um they they do need to to drink this
much water in my opinion just to wash it
out cuz yep you need to dilute that
sugar. You can't just just eat rice and
whatever and and on top of that drink
only like fruit juice, okay? And only a
little water. That's not going to work,
man. And they're also like diabetic or
whatever cuz yeah, coach diabetes
specializes on this cuz he learned it
from durian
rider and she already wants to stop
drinking but she has no choice and she's
also brainwashed into it that she has to
She's about to start crying, guys, and
copium. And now in the end pretends that
she enjoyed it. She She does like a fake
smile as you saw here. Yeah, fake smile.
See? told you
so. And sometimes she forces drinking
water to the point that Yeah, you can
video. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like um to the point where where she
just absolutely needs to stop cuz cuz
the body just completely rejects it. And
if you thought that u Fru Timmy doesn't
have a water drinking channel, she also
has um water water drinking videos on
water bay um on what's the name man coach
coach dehydration's
channel. And uh yeah, this is what what
you need to do on high carb low fat. You
You can drink coconut water cuz yeah
that has also again carbs on top of you
ate ate so much carbs. Imagine imagine
getting your hydration only from no you
you are going to need dilution man no
matter what if you are on such a horrible
horrible
diet. If the times ever come that we
can't afford any meat or the meat is
going to be scarce and we are going to
be forced to eat rice or whatever, I
hope that time never comes. But then
just know that you do need to drink
water to wash it
out. And um yeah, that was the news on
on um diabetes gang. And uh now let's
watch some high carb generator. But this
is not going to be a boring video
because it's um yeah, it's just the
news, guys. And this is the news that we
got on
him. I noticed that they had toothpaste
and toothbrushes. And I came across
this tooth. Is it going to focus? It's
not going to focus. Do I
do Hopefully that's focused. Hopefully
that's focused on the toothbrush. Yeah,
that's the news, guys. He bought himself
a new
toothbrush. To the next one. Um, yeah.
Here we have get get on fit with
Natasha. Coaching Fruity Amy. How to not
Fruity Amy, Dairy Amy. How to co how to
fit. Imagine moving closer to your
idols and uh after you follow them for
10 years and you still don't have the
results that uh get get unfit with
Natasha is having. And I told you that
if you would have watched my videos that
get unfit with Natasha goes on dates
with guys other than Durian Rider and
she eats sushi, she eats steak. Yeah.
And that's why she she's looking she's
looking somewhat leaner. But
yeah, you don't get it, man. You you
think that she just she just eats sugar or
whatever. And I said that get on fit
with Natasha is the worst influencer cuz
she lit literally said that don't eat
Just wake up there, Remy. They are
having a horrible influence on
you. But you can't speak up because you
live live there nearby. You live nearby
get unfit with Natasha or whatever. And
uh because of that, you you just can't
you just can't speak up cuz you're
scared of them. You're scared that um
that whatever, man. They are like part
of your tribe or something, but you're
in the wrong tribe cuz
um cuz Durian Rider is the worst hunter
ever. Yeah. Next one. What's this? Oh,
yeah. This is Roar Sky, the raw vegan
lady, you know, the the one that had the surgeries.
I broke my toe and displaced it by still
running and doing Pilates. And today I
got the news that I have no break. I
have no dislocation. I'm allowed to run.
And tonight I ran right next to my
bestie. So she she injured basically her
toe. She thought it's broken, but it
wasn't broken. And in the end, she could
not wait to get back to running. And she
shouldn't run at all.
Okay, I I said this before that she
shouldn't run at all. I don't know why
why she does this to herself. It's just
brainwashing. Next one. Um yeah, this is
what happened to Misha from China, guys.
Durian Ryder told her to go into the bin
for a
video and there are flies flying
everywhere and yeah, insects and
whatever. And she is in the
bean. Yeah, this is what happens guys
with the durian rider. They do anything
views. H what I wanted to say here? Oh
yeah, these are the news guys. Um Harry
the Harry is
vegan had videos where he show showed
that in the Philippines there are
chicken running around. Maybe we can see
today. And there you have it. There are
the chickens. And because
because Huh? What? Never mind. I I was
misinformed, guys. It's It's still there.
there.
Okay. What? I was confused about
something. Oh, okay. Anyway, I'm not
going to edit this part out. Let's just
see that uh Yeah, Harry is vegan. um had
chickens. Bansalan,
Philippines. We are feeding the chickens
this morning. Yeah. So, if you're
feeding the chickens, what does that
mean? You're feeding them out of hobby.
No, you're feeding them for the
eggs. This Filipina here is not vegan.
And you also had some egg fried rice or
whatever. Okay. And that was the
healthiest meal that you had for a long
time. We got money. And and she and
Harry is vegan. Also ate some eggs. And
I even said in the comment section that
you got chickens, you're not vegan. Eat
some eggs. And um yeah, whatever. This
guy showed up. Then he deleted all his
comments. What in the
world? Okay, whatever. Yeah, this is how
these high carb lowfat vegans are. They
just leave bunch of comments that then
they change their minds.
Whatever, man. Okay. And these are
another news on Henry's Vegan. If you
find yourself at the Inchan airport, hit
up this convenience store. Get He was so
hungry that uh even at the airport, he
had to to eat some something of this
kimchi and white rice. Like imagine
imagine not being able to to eat enough
like such a satiating meal that before
the flight you just you can just just
stay like there for like like hours,
okay? Like like just eat a big meal of
minced meat or or something some some
organs or something and you can just
just stay stay normal. You don't need to
to rush and buy overpriced things and
especially not white rice, man. white
rice with vegan
kimchi. I looked the kimchi up. It said
it has natural flavoring and the natural
flavoring. It's not always vegan, guys.
The kimchi was
$260. The white rice and $260 plus plus
$140. That's $4 for
just something that is not even
considered food.
Man, for that price, you could have have
bought like 12 eggs and just eat 12 egg
yolks, okay? And you would have lost the
weight if you would have just just
stayed on that diet and some some raw
meat. But you're not going to do that,
man. You're just going to do this toxic
diet. And these are the news on Durian Rider.
Rider.
Um, this is this is from right now 2025.
It's his latest video. He aged really
rapidly, guys. Video, we're going to
Sorry if this scares you.
And uh as you can see, just because um
he aged rapidly, it doesn't mean that u
that um it he only lost like a skin
quality. Okay, but his muscles are are
still he's still fit. Like look, he just
overtakes this uh this professional
cyclists. Just kidding, guys. He's on
ebike. Okay, like u anybody could
overtake them on ebike. All right, you
Yeah, enough of this creep. And we don't
want to see his face. And when Michelle
from China, like you know, Michelle from
China lives like in in another one of
his apartments or whatever, like far
away from uh get on fit with
Natasha, far away from this girl because
she can't can't uh stand Michelle from
China. All right.
And uh because of yeah because of that
when he saw Durian Ryder how much Durian
Ryder aged Michelle from China was like
yeah I'm out of here and she ran away
and look how happy she is that she's
free from the curse of the veganism free
from the curse of high carb lowfat diet.
And um she's happy that she's finally
free and she's she's going to find a man
really easily. Like no no no, you don't
have to worry about that. Like like look
side. Like you you can't compare
um you can't compare get on fit with
Natasha with this one. Like no wonder that
that
uh Get on Fit with Natasha's competition
is already overtaken her followers by
far in much shorter
time. Okay. Like this is what happens
when when you eat a lot of meat.
Okay. And uh I hope she she doesn't
change too high carbo fat cuz she's
completely. All right. And um yeah, here
you can see Durian Rider getting mad at
Yeah, he was really mad. He's always
mad. And uh yeah, this is what how he
reacts when he sees sees my
videos. And u don't forget that um
eating meat is good, bro. Veganism is
bad for you. Eating meat. That's right.
Eating meat is good for you and um
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