The content follows a vlogger's challenging and alcohol-fueled attempt to learn skiing in the French Alps, encountering numerous mishaps, technical difficulties, and personal struggles with the sport and a self-imposed drinking challenge.
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day two and I am in the French Alps I am
in val forens in France and today I am
going to ski properly yesterday I got on
the slopes I had no idea what I was
doing I went to slopes that were way too
big for my capabilities and I just
couldn't do it I couldn't do snowing
skiing I keep calling it snowing anyway
today I'm doing up snowing proper skiing
properly we're going to go and get some
breakfast look at all this fresh parted
snow dny boy it was snowing last night
so this is going to be absolutely
fantastic I'm missing out on this
opportunity so I'm going to go
downstairs get me breakfast we're going
to crack on so all I've got to say
Daniel's son is let's get straight into
this B yes daddy boys ladies and
gentlemen that is what I'm saying for
breakfast listen so obviously Greg and
Ed MTI and Ry reg well re and Greg
yesterday they weren't in the video you
might be thinking you didn't mention the
more video they basically are in a
different village and they thought they
were getting this the ski lift to our
hotel but they didn't they got in the
opposite direction went up to the top of
a mountain and got stuck so good for
them uh they are coming today but they
are currently in bed let's crack on D
boy let me scram me [ __ ] hang breakfast
not going to do a review on it but we
are going to smash it out as quick as I
can and get on the so so literally just
cut to me with skis away and done have a
look at the view I can't believe there's
this many people and it's only 9:00 in
the morning this is going to get busy
down so my plan of attack today is just
ski up and around here to learn the
basics before we go up to douche delouch
but there is a Twist I have to drink one
alcoholic beverage minimum per hour
starting now so before 10:00 I have to
have a pint inside me belly by 11:
another drink either a shot a buzz ball
a can of
flipping dank no a can of whatever alcoholic
alcoholic
beverages because the douche delouch
whatever the hell it's called foil
deluchi is a cabin up there which you
might have seen in yesterday's video but
let's assume you haven't and that's
where it goes off at 3:00 it goes off
but then by then I'm going to be wasted
and then I've got to find my way down
the big bloody mountain and I'm going to
get stuck again so this is my
opportunity to get good at skiing and
get pissed I have a feeling
super confident today I'm not quite sure
why after yesterday's terrible
performance but now I've obviously not
got any pressure of wanting to wait for
people and stuff feeling like I'm going
be able to do a couple of mayy slopes oh
my God we're going straight in straight
to the big hill
hill oh
oh
oh okay we were overconfident we're overconfident
overconfident
okay just side to side nice and easy we
not racing
anybody left to right all we
doing and then we can go for it like
this oh my God oh my God this is fast
this is too fast it's too fast oh
damn I tell you what though I enjoyed
that a lot more than yesterday when I
fell off right here's the fin of the tag
this is like one of them treadmills that
brings you down and this hill is about
my temperature My Level so what we're
going to do Danny Boys is we're just
going to go up and down a a few times
get me bearings in see when it's like
this I can go left to right I can do it
because as soon as I start getting a bit
more speed all of my bearings go out the
window and everything I know is no
oh look at that r g a bloody do it
that's one successful ski trip without falling
falling
over smashed it we started the day with
a nightmare so I've come down I ended up
going past that like treadmill bit that
you go up and I kept going down and I
thought I'll just come to the ski lift
and then I'll just buy the ski pass and
I'll just get the lift back up don't
matter um problem is the website is not
working so I can't buy the ski lift on
my on my online uh so I've rang the
woman rang up the reception hello can I
get the ski lift she's no you can't buy
online you have to come down the hill a
bit further to this building and you can
buy the pass
there you can't buy the pass there so
I'm now stuck at the bottom of the
mountain with no way to get back
up and the internet's not working and no
one else is answering the phone cuz the
r still in bed even though it's 10 10
I've missed my first checkpoint of
having a p before 10:00 so I'm going to
have to what my punishment will be is
I'll have to do 3 before 11:00 but right
now my concern is that I'm just
completely stuck at the bottom of the
mountain I could go further down okay
which is obviously my only option keep
going down more and more and more but
then I could just be more and more stuck
so I don't know what to do I'm I'm
genuinely I don't know what to do I just
spoke to some guy and he said yeah it
wouldn't work for him online either so
the website's down fantastic this is
steep I've got a very long way to go to the
the
bottom oh my God I'm pretty sure we'll
be able to buy a pass down there though
but I could easily fall off the edge of
this Cliff oh my God oh my God oh my
God oh my God have a good day thank you
you okay ski pass acquired just look
Cole and ab they're going to head on
down the mountain and meet me here
either way it's now4 to 11 which means
I'm about to miss my 11:00 slot which
means I'm going to have to drink five
drinks before 12 God damn it right I've
smashed it there's actually a bar across
the road from where I'm waiting for the
boys so I've got myself a couple of
Coronas oh nearly split one it's
currently 5 11 so I do need to have five
drinks before 12 this is going to be
tough this is going to be a tough start
off good morning sir hello are we you've
been on the search for a while boy yeah
Bo yes mate I couldn't sleep AB was snoring
snoring
Beauty come drink three we doing a shot
it or say it or other way around say or
sh it say or shot it for Cole's video so
I am going to drink a whiskey well you
might not well I'm you will I will um
I'm going to have to anyway oh yeah come
around here so yeah insert clip of me
doing the whiskey Dr surely
mate he's done that twice keep it in
keep it in you [ __ ] keep it in someone
who like gets on it as much as you you
are pretty [ __ ] with you're really
intolerable you're your tolerance to alcohol
alcohol
pathetic that bad just pretend it's not
happening just
stop you're my
uncle okay we're doing a a finger game
nothing weird but you put your finger on
here whoever loses buys around so
yeah the millionaire bazer
multimillionaire Pocket Change I'm not a
multi-millionaire I'm not even a
Millionaire right we are on
1156 here is drink number four wait wait
five is it bad what what even is it
bad is it Grim there we go ladies
gentlemen do you know what this is on to
the next hour and we've arrived at
douche delouch here at douchy douche
douchy douche dou it's going to get
weird problem is the time
is 3 minutes past one oh so we've missed
this slot got double up got to double up
then then I also need the next hours so
technically now I need three three
drinks in the next hour let's go it's
looking a little bit like a motor vehicle
how we doing good BR
brother so we've still got one more
drink to do this hour well we've got
this shot me and ab still got shot to do
when I went to buy he went I don't want
them shots but I said you've got to do
it it's because of this thin bottle it's
just a slow so long to get in your mouth
yeah you and everything you stand
for well I standing equal right so
bottom they're doable though they're
doable they only 20% oh that one was way
better than the one I had yesterday that
was naughty right the boys are going
back down the slope we finally spoke to
Reggie and window they have turned by
our hotel 4 hours late they're lagging
they are lagging hard bro they've got
literally 250 ping yeah they're on
Oceana service right
now anyway so they're come in we've told
him description how to be here they
should be here in like an hour cuz even
when they get to the top they've got to
ski down to the F delouch and they're
never going to get here by the time they
get here and have a drink the slope is
going to be
closed but listen we had an early night
last night we didn't go out there's no
excuse we arranged to meet at 9:00 a.m.
Greg messaged the group chat at 8:30 I
said like no I'll stay in bed yeah he
was like should we keep staying in bed I
got up and got on the sles yeah so 8:30
messaged and it's taken him 4 and a half
hours and he's only just got to the
hotel so listen we've not left them
behind I promise you them man have just
yeah people have been commenting like
reg window they're doing their own thing
they're just doing a Duo Squad right now
yeah smashed it Daniel Sons I've managed
to secure a table in the middle of
douche delouch oh I'm so gassed right I
still need to get one more drink by the
end of the hour what time are we on it
is currently
1:41 we still have 199 15 minutes we're
absolutely killing this challenge please
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it's actually a bit sad and annoying
that that we didn't we didn't see him
yesterday which I was like it's fine
everyone's doing their own thing but
we've all come together we want to ski
together and now we we've not seen them
so it's a bit sad to be Hest beer number
nine Bob you are [ __ ] Powerhouse with
alcohol and here they are I told you we
didn't we didn't ditch him we didn't
ditch him what the bro have you got
anything to say that's this is M this is
the hardest thing in the whole world and
I don't understand I'm so scared I don't
like looking that way this is it's worse
than the roller coaster got to say I
hate skiing why did you turn up 5 hours late
late
because there you go we didn't leave
them they're actually
idiots now second it's about to go off
how you finding skiing he not really
been the Vlogs how you finding skiing
was so awful I need some lesson I can
ski I can't stop yeah yeah anyone can
ski listen anyone can ski but if you
want to turn and stop it's a whole different
story way no was about to go get some
shots we're all about to do shots I'm
listen I start when I started YouTube I
was in Thailand and within the first
month I met this guy and he was supposed
to be my editor but I said bro if I made
you my editor i' be selfish everyone
loves you you should do it yourself and
he became a YouTuber and now six seven
eight months
later Reggie room has just
hit 100,000 subscri
I can't thank you all enough I'm so
happy for this guy mate I honestly I'm
more happy for you hit 100K than when I
hit 100K oh than you man bro if the
camera wasn't here I'll kiss you bro I'm
actually B you oh yeah I don't know my
last name I'm absolutely smash my last
name is bottle ask me what my last name
is what is your last name I don't know
wait Greg are you confident to go down
this hill no right re has just lost the
pole I can see he can see it
that's just someone else's
pole is that the same as your
pole okay it's the same it's all right
all right go don't worry you I'll save
him don't worry are
you no I have no clue I'm probably worse
than him but re come on two guys that
don't know how to ski and are
drunk but look at the
views man if you're ever going to do it
anymore although I do feel like as bad
as I am I'm definitely better than
Reggie so let me
it no you get one life I cannot ski but
I'm about to send it down this mountain [Applause]
[Applause]
worst case scenario
scenario
go oh my God we are having a
nightmare if you can't ski don't get
drunk at the top of a mountain cuz
you've still got to go all the way down
okay so how
about we can take your I got this don't
this how about
you we can take your SK I got this don't
see I haven't got
oh we are stupid why did I possibly
lessons oh sick oh big up to Tom what a
legend this guy just fully saved my life
I would have been stuck on the Alps re is
go oh we're stupid I'm so sorry we
thought we could do it but we can't
thank you just got to slide your
arm oh my
God I thought I could do this I
can't let's go
you want to see or you want to watch
when I get there oi cheers brother thank
you so
life I'm good I'm
good let's send it ladies and gentlemen
hit the Subscribe Buton button hit the
it let's get off the
slopes we should not be on the slopes
now mate we made it down in one piece
I've just rang my hotel told them where
I am they're going to send a shuttle bus
cuz I ain't walking all the way back in
my boots I am so drunk um okay I'm going
to end the video here and just like that
the ski trip is over I've just noticed
these are the damages from the car we're
obviously about to take the car back and
find out what this is going to cost me
probably one arm and one leg yo uh we
did have a slight problem with the
accident did bring it back a bit early
though so should we just call it qu it's
design it's the design okay this is good
like that yeah we're good yeah okay
thank you brother I appreciate it okay
thank you so much best man
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like button and in 3 days time I am
going to the United States of
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