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oh I've never done that that's F just
give me a sec I well I the Uno was added
to the list it's not even my fault
because Uno was added in we' played
before we haven't played it in years I
have not played it on this computer
that's literally been years it's been
years I've never that sounds like a you
problem but luckily my computer works so
just installed and I booted it up in
like 2 minutes but it's whatever it
works it's that it was i' been so my
account my
account working for you they're not
which is why I have to change it how
many invites do I need to send you you
don't have to invite him at all he can
just join as soon as it works yeah and
and there we go here we go and I'm
joining now here we go wait for it
you're waiting I'm waiting we're all waiting
waiting
I'm 3 2 1 I'm in mine crashed
you I'm just I don't believe oh my God
I kill me kill me why would you kill me
can you can you invite me to the game kill
kill
me because we've been in the game so
long they've come out with Uno 2.0 in
the time that Bob and I've been waiting
for you no they haven't that's a lie
you're lying how do I how do I do ready
I'm ready you don't I just start us I
yeah when the match ends don't click
anything either got it click every fast
as possible got it random
everywhere do I have to be on a team
with this random bot no no no we're it's
freefor all all right what is
this dance 27 what is this this is just
dance Uno you're welcome wait wait I
can't hear anything oh there we go wait
I wasn't ready wait well it's your turn
now how do we play Click a card okay
listen listen listen
listen how does one play
UNO okay all right that's just rude
spouse and these
cards listen listen listen Jesus listen
oh God I forgot you could jump in [ __ ]
here you go Mark have some cards I don't
want some
cards what what is that rule what
happened you played a seven yeah sevens
trade hands zeros rotate all the I got
to go change the game options don't
don't take my turn it's your turn what
do you mean it's my turn now no it's not
well it was you a cards what happened
what's happening what's happening what
happened why I was I was messing
with wait you
scumbag what
oh special card is
that everyone [ __ ] is happening what is
this why is it Just Dance Uno Just Dance
Uno I asked what that was I just
asked this is Just Dance Uno
Uno
okay [ __ ] you dance just dance yeah oh [ __ ]
[ __ ]
not yeah [ __ ] you
you
oh I don't know what that means I just
went for it that means if they had a
blue card you would have won the
challenge and they would have had to
take dude it hasn't been so long that
you can't have completely forgotten how
to play UD for example Bob you made it
red if Mark has a red he has to draw
cards cuz I challenged he does not
therefore I'll draw six there you go you
think I'm a lying [ __ ] you're a
lying [ __ ] I did it one because
I don't trust you two to show Bob how it
works and three cuz I don't trust [Laughter]
[Laughter]
you listen I think we're getting off I
have an idea yeah yeah me give me that
no what no no no yeah I actually I have
another idea
all right it's fine I don't know why I
did that that wasn't very useful I don't
know why either but it was a good move
it was a good move I
think got him yeah did hey it's me I'm
on the card that's
me that's you how is that you how is it
you what do you mean how is it me it look
like no no Bob here have this cards I
uh ah I got options yeah there's lots of
fun in there well that's pretty sick
computer ah [ __ ] ah [ __ ] there we
go a [ __ ] someone jump in why someone
jump in jump in God damn it you you can
also just click the card you don't have
to press the
button I was pushing W frantically all
right I don't have [ __ ] hate this
computer oh everyone gets a spaceship
what is a spaceship what the actual [ __ ]
what is a spaceship what does that mean
you ski Bob why is it called a spaceship
why now I get skipped
oh no Mark's turn again I don't
understand this
not it's justo man you know God damn it
[ __ ] you guys dick holes [ __ ] yeah
take that what did I do to you Bob what
did I do I got to change the game I'm
still got probably an elium oh come
on all right this isn't actually
Improvement for me but it's just it's an
improvement fine okay I don't know what
happened oh hey I like this this is good for
for [Laughter]
me [ __ ] you know it baby oo got him
play [ __ ] you think that's going to
throw me no you unrelentless you think
that's going
to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait what oh
you got wait what the [ __ ] no I pressed
that before you did there's no way
there's no [ __ ] way there's no
[ __ ] I clicked on it
I I heard it say uno before I clicked
hey get I win what what wait what the
[ __ ] you robbed me that's [ __ ] no
wait no hang on no I clicked
Uno the [ __ ] is what
I heard it say uno before I clicked the
exclamation point it still [ __ ] you
and I don't know why it's yeah it said
Uno I don't know what
exactly whatever it's fine it's fine
what is this I clicked what the [ __ ] I
don't know what this is what the hell
all right it was Mark's turn I don't
know what the [ __ ] is happening I don't
know fine
good oh man that was funny that a no no
no it was not funny not funny that's
what it wasn't was waade that's what it
wasn't was what it wasn't was that's
what it wasn't was that's what it wasn't
was wasn't that's what it is was yeah
they tried to cutie tried to screw me
but you SC you screwed the now now they
screw oh yeah have a sexy carrot [ __ ]
that's okay I got a
dancing everyone just Cal [ __ ] down
nice red that's a nice red here go Mark
no you want my hand you fool you fool
you can pass it Forward seven you fool
oops go I'll
take mine back give me yeah that's
probably a good call give me that [ __ ]
it's all right it's all right give me
that [ __ ] good play good play good play
boys I got him oh what do you
got you think that's going to fool me oh
no oh here that's bad ha no caught him
oh [ __ ] W well now I don't want their
hand I want yours again what's wrong
with mine I mean what's good about mine
you know I'm what's good about this it's
this car is a bad head it's not oh [ __ ]
[ __ ]
[ __ ] all right glad we got all those
sevens played out now I feel much better
uhhuh sure [ __ ] everyone spaceship well
that doesn't [ __ ] everyone that's good
for everybody right well I got [ __ ]
well yeah you got [ __ ] here comes a
[ __ ] there you go Bob oh come on come on
oh yeah J CHR you would do the same to
me [ __ ] heart I didn't do anything to
you You' done plenty to me oh my
goodness you are a dill there we go yeah
[ __ ] you computer [ __ ] okay I think
we can all agree that the computer's the
real douche here no no no no no B
it's GNA just what color they pick I
don't even know I GNA decline that one
one
oh
oh this is nice wish there was a way to
pass this along but I'm just outraged so
oh man come on come on come on man come
on man
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
yeah got him all right that's fair
that's fair that's fair I'm glad you
made it thank you for challenging marks
draw you see that misdirection I did
there you like that little bit of bit a
little bit no I don't it was good it was
not good no come
on here we go here we go ready here we
ooh O A gam Style guy let's play it
that's not a gam Style guy it is too
it's him and McDonald's five is Gangam
that Mark I
thought I
thought oh no Mark what is this shitty
hand don't blame me I didn't get the oh
that was my hand that I didn't get that
your hand what have you done to it I
didn't do anything you think Uno happens
[ __ ] Christmas experiment gun wrong
see you [ __ ] oh yeah oh
yeah all right oh yeah Style guy listen
listen listen listen you guys you guys
are a bunch of do it I guess you guys
are a bunch of fools watch this magic oh
[ __ ] give me that give me that
stuff oh what a Play What a Play What a
Play What a play wait wait wait wait
play what to play what to play what to
play what to play what to play what to
play what to play what to play want to
play what to play what to play I hate
you a little bit well what did I do what
did I do you're bad you're bad person
I'm not a bad person I'm not a bad
person going to go with that one no yeah
that's a good
one got any blues over there
Wade yeah I got this one I got 80s Weird
Al all right I [ __ ] well guess what uh
um me
me well who do I pick pick me see I'm
going to do I'm going to do the the oh
God damn it why the computer wait wait
so what color no I can okay I can
prevent that from happening at least but
yeah me
too why did you do this I didn't want
either of you have Uno I we could have
shared it I could have whatever you
could have shared it I don't know what
that is the [ __ ] is that that means if
you play anything other than a
number what what what if you play
anything other than a number draw a card
if they have blue I swear to God thank
you that would have been your fault that
would have been better than you guys
winning at least it's an objective party
yes it would have for me yet this round
yeah we've played one round wait no wait
sh [ __ ]
you [ __ ] you sh [ __ ]
listen oh yeah how about this and then a
little bit of that action no you jumped
it on yourself yeah see Dam you fool you
fool oh I [ __ ] hate y was going to
[ __ ] hate you
all what happening okay just like
go uh yeah nah n n n bro n
bro n n n no look who's [Laughter]
[Laughter]
that's not really that much oh [ __ ]
yes who [ __ ] turn is it what's happen [ __ ]
[ __ ] oh
oh
I why I do
this the long
slow delve into the realizations oh no come
on why what you get you now [ __ ] no
except wait why why did you do this I
don't want to do this oh I love you
[Laughter]
me how did that happen computer jumped
in on myter jumped in on you godamn oh I
deserved it yeah you do yeah you do you
you learning some you learn yeah you're
learning computer is wait so where do we
where do you click to call the computer
on Uno cuz it's about to be at Uno and
[ __ ] I know bottom
right bottom right exclamation Starburst
why no [ __ ] you God damn it oh no oh man
they're so they're too fast I didn't get
to [ __ ] P just have it all right
listen jump in [ __ ] thank you Bob thank
you thank you B they don't have green
it's fine it's fine
oh oh no what does that mean that means
[ __ ] hey wait a
minute no no
no uhoh
uhoh
Mark I'm real not that color you have to
draw that of all things that color I had
blue the game was over and I'd won again
yeah you know what so sad so sad you
know what so sad no [ __ ] [ __ ] you
[ __ ] you [ __ ] you know what that's fine
oh [ __ ] oh wait I didn't get a chance to
click God [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate all of you
ha uh-oh oh no oh no that's not good
what does that do if you play anything
oh just [ __ ] me I guess wait how do you
have Uno it looks like you have two
cards oh [ __ ] you thank you why [ __ ] me
yes [ __ ] you do I still draw oh thank
God oh thank God hey I earned
this all of you I hate you right guys
no Bob you had such a good ending
hand I hate you so much that double the
double reverse why did you give him the
good hand why did you do it I didn't
want you to win why don't you want me to
win what's wrong with me winning wait
what what why should you win
Bob cuz I've never won I haven't won
anything today I didn't even [ __ ] get
my bait on the
hook all right that's fair alone catch a
fish that's fair that's fair that's fair
wait I didn't catch a fish either no no
one cares you had a
fish not today oh [ __ ] aha
aha
[ __ ] oh
[ __ ] the full the full turnar around
[ __ ] you oh [ __ ] a doodle
him got oh damn I don't have a
three yeah uh-huh uhhuh
okay I'm real sorry about this buddy
well listen okay listen buddy buddy
listen I greed [Laughter]
[Laughter]
have I'm real sorry about that buddy I'm
real sorry I'm real sorry about that
buddy I'm real sorry
much oh it's my
turn what I had guest I hate all of you
in this entire game so much Bob you have
a good hand no I
don't oh come on Bob man be a friend
uhoh uh uh uh wait how good's your hand uh
uh
I don't know what great great I mean
great I mean great I just saw how good
shut [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] can I not
jump in on
this I want to do
stuff [ __ ] hate you I want to play
the game too guys oh participate could I
be here I'll Stand in the corner I
guess good all enemies anyway I'm just
going to do that that's a good good
wait I choose this one wow okay Molly
no Welcome to Hell sh [ __ ] whatever
God I don't feel like I was downgraded
that much God damn it B why' you give me
your shitty hand I didn't do that the
computer did that thank you ah why did
you have a shitty hand you should have
known welcome to my entire [ __ ] life
oh here's some more for your life that's
my draw to that I was saving that I
didn't play against you on purpose okay
I believe that
[ __ ] wait if you win
again please wait wait listen let's talk
about this oh wow really oh wow wow hey
wow okay all right well oh I see what you
you did
did
what I don't see there's a problem
there's a problem with that hand if
you're trying to win stuff oh I mean you
can always save that card for last
last
it's I don't even I don't I've not been
paying attention CU I'm trying so hard
to get to my food so hungry don't eat
food I'm not
yet here Mark take some time to Stew on
it take to Stew on
it big baby just two on it it's all I've
got at this point it's all I've got I
don't have any insults turn
uh do it again here you go no no no no
no it's okay there's lots of good stuff [ __ ]
[ __ ]
you there's no way you don't have yellow
it's no [ __ ]
yellow these extra cards are weird as
[ __ ] well you knew he had yellow but
I guess it wasn't for him that's
fine oh no he if he was drawing right
wait no I'm not a fool in that no not
fool I'm not a fool
I'm not a fool he had yellow oh he had
he had yellow yeah he did he did how do
you know that [ __ ] me my turn me I jump
in oh boy this one no don't play my damn
Cards Against Me D you Dill eer oh yeah
jelly oh yeah oh boy oh no oh no there
man that's really that's just rough huh
yeah it's real
rough ah oh
no oh there we go okay all right no no
no boom great
great is that good did I do good what
what is what is this what is happening
what's happening why' that happen oh cuz
it's not a oh it's not a oh it's not a
it wasn't a number card that's right
forgot about that go
God wait so is that the whole time now
god
well such a such a conundrum I've got
here it's fine I
guess oh neat okay okay okay okay I see
how it is cool cool
H oh B oh God but not so fast I've I've
screwed myself up because to keep I just
draw God why why am I doing that why did
I do that that that did nothing why did
I do that there was no point to that
that was uh that was [ __ ] amazing is
what that was I thought I don't know I
don't know man I don't know man I don't
I like how you play cards and hurt
yourself and then you jump in on
yourself and hurt yourself look I just I
see something flashing I'm like I should
press a button there huh should I should
do that and then I do and then it's
stupid and then I'm dumb that that was
such a good sequence I love it I that's
what you get that's what you get that's
what you get skip other people Mark
listen hey look wait I've got to about a
good stuff no damn
it no wait I earned that hand
and then I earned it no okay all right
you I hate you so much I I don't know
what that does I don't know
oh I was doing fine I was doing fine I
was doing fine I was doing fine I was doing
doing
fine give me that [ __ ] hand you don't
want it now it's not the right color it doesn't
doesn't
matter the computer also had three cards
it was probably better don't
care I just really want to click on
stuff I miss clicking on stuff guys
clicking on stuff is the best do you
remember when I used to play do stuff do
you remember how no I don't no I don't
actually I don't I used to do so many
stuff uhhuh just good just good just
good just so just good stuff yeah
[ __ ] just good stuff wow oh good play
Bob good play a good play Bob good play
good I got him again good play good play
good play that's a good play that's a
good why are you going to change the
color like that if you want me to help
no was that a good bit it felt like a good
good
bit wait what the [ __ ] that's all I can
do that's what you
get I guess I'm playing one of these
whatever that is
okay oh no no [ __ ] no
no no
no
no please give me something that makes weight
weight
said Mark help me no why that doesn't
help me I had no choice that's
that's
help
[ __ ] I was about to have my third win in
a row I need it
guys no I dislike you immensely no mark
look it's fine see oh thank God see it's
fine mark why would you do
that oh you freaking you giant [ __ ]
it's okay look at this wait that's that
idea well now our hands are all back to
[ __ ] Marcus just a pure Anarchist he
doesn't give a
unhappy I did that I keep playing C
quenes godamn all right well [ __ ] at
least we're not back to basically our
starting hand
size I I only got four of them I'm good
one above and beyond look look guys it's
like golf the more you get the better
right it is fun to have a lot of cards
and to drop some D's on some people
pretty fun pretty fun pretty pretty fun
wrong remember when we were close to
ending this
no no oh no no no wait no why no I drew
it wait no
no
ha hey that's my turn no it's not oh no
oh there's a problem
take mine me I guess fine it's fine I
know what's going to happen now yeah
that's the stuff that's good oh
okay thank you thank
Youk you God damn it thank
you wait play Zero for God's sake play
Zero I had to draw
this so
bad all right wait think about it think
about it think about oh you didn't think
about it you didn't think about it now
you're a fool now you're the fool you're
a fool yeah look at that hand Mark do some
some
stuff I guess this normal card oh why
remember when Uno was just played with
like normal cards that don't do weird
amazing things be like a how is this
[Music]
meat ah this I'm not going to have this
for a while am I to do people are going
to take it right from me I'm going to
lose this it's going to be gone I'm losing
losing
it yes oh what holy it was a
f I didn't realize it was a f
it was your hand Wade only for a second
it was your hand Wade no come on Bob come
come
on this is Cutie's fault your hand oh
God are we going again literally made that
that
happen oh god oh good I get to go first
first good
good d
d
p I had to press the day to jump in
right it's fun stuff this is a good game
guys this is a good game good game good
here do it waade it's a good hand B I
didn't really want to get rid of is it
I'll I'll see about that personally so
good no oh it is a good hand it's a
pretty good hand I like that back
hand I just wanted to check it for you
Bob I wanted to make sure it was really
good for you but you got to have a
little Peak at it you get a little
confirmation on what's going on in there
yeah it's quality stuff it's good stuff
right right
about how do you not have a draw two you
have like six
cards like six cards a draw two like this
this
one oh well that's kind of rude how do
you not have a draw
two I only had four cards how do they un
what the [ __ ] wait no one [ __ ] with it
[ __ ] with it I have a draw for I Mark
okay it's fine
you've okay I didn't do anything okay
you Chang the color so now his draw four
yeah my draw my draw four was a blue
know wow they took it wow
stupid wow got
him hey this is hey wait no hang on it's
okay I won't keep it for long why is
that why clicked you you [ __ ] Co why
is that why is that well maybe cuz you
just did that now mob's going to take it
no it's okay there's a problematic card
in all of these hands I see I see what
you were talking about oh God damn it
I'm draw
again oh okay Jesus see this is where you've
you've
God uh oh wait hang
on what the [ __ ] oh it's
oh I don't know what to do here Bob Fade
to the
cards the fade of the cards art of the
cardsart of the cards wait Arts
y I simply didn't make it yellow you
yes thank you so much I'd like to thank
all my fans who really brought me here I
thank everyone for supporting me all
these years finally got a click on a [ __ ]
[ __ ]
card play [ __ ] Play Seven it's not
aboute game Che about ball guys and
stuff oh God two references
ha oh God are we going
again I yeah we you guys want to call it
I think maybe end the end the stream
with some chitchat bring it down a bit
oh you want to actually do some
podcasting yeah some podcast we talked
for like an hour and a half man like
yeah I
know well I meant actually in like a
like a holistic way I've got good stuff
all right we'll play this game game out
it's going to be a two hour are we
playing it now apparently who whose turn
is it oh it's W's turn Bob wants me to
take his hands I didn't really have that
good stuff but you're welcome or
whatever me kind of my well you had good
stuff I know you I thought maybe we
would have like an even tree but
but
not um not that kachow wow oh no no no
oh I still don't have good stuff how are
all four of those CS worse than what I
had I don't know
man part of the cards part of the cards
of the cards of the cards no no no a
just hoping that cutie was going to do
it again and
uh okay change a color cuz I'm out of
yellows are you got
good it's awfully tame game so far okay
waa still tame still tame still very tame
okay okay needs to calm the [ __ ] down a
buddy pal what's up pal friend he's just
gonna just gonna be like that yeah man
friend pal now everyone's got a
draw you all right there did you get
seconds try to remember what
I back in [Music]
[Music]
my that I didn't want to do
that or did
I what is this now we all are down to
three cards we're down to
three well not
really oh well we were three of us are
three of us are [ __ ] okay there we go wa oh
oh
whoa Jesus
Jes you look up like texbook Youtube
Over YouTube overreaction
overreaction
whoa was this Alia playing some Uno holy [ __ ]
[ __ ] sorry
sorry
sorry a sick burn there
Bob you really got him got him oh you
well Hey listen I think you might be
goofing me I think if there's ever a
situation where you're goofing me I
think it'd be now cuz i' least suspect
it I don't think he's goofing he wasn't
goofing you feel goofed now you feel go
now no
bit [ __ ] come on man thought we were
friends a [ __ ] a
[ __ ] don't do it oh no Dam damn it oh you
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] what the
hell okay wait there's a thing I should
do here yeah do 90% sure it's that what
why would you do that does why would you
do that why would you do that that does
feel good guys I forget what my last
card was oh no how do you not you just
look just
remember Jesus
Christ all right
do some stuff oh you got it it's all you
bud oh go just kill it oh yeah come on
Wade bring it home pile it on him pile
it on him
Wade oh so nasty oh [ __ ] oh I feel like
a dirty girl
now that's right a little problem me in
ear holes what oh Hey listen just going
to do this what's wrong did I did I did
I say something wrong a no a did I say
something a oh no no no oh okay I don't
even have a good hand I thought I had a
good hand turns out
[ __ ] you okay God damn it my hand is so
big my hand is so
big uh just here listen it's fine just
well why is that fine BL is blue good is
blue good for you buddy Blue's not good
it is it's great oh wait wait hang on
option come on that's what you get
seconds that's what you get that's what
you get that's what you get oh shut up
11 Carter oh oh okay you were just
talking about your big hand and now it's
my big hand you don't hear me
complaining about it that's what you get
that's what you don't don't what you
get this is what I get that wasn't that
wasn't that bad for you [ __ ] for me but
oh no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you yeah I know right
I know why is this my life right now I
don't know uh all right I'm just going
to do a classic old oh got him oh I
wanted to do that that was my hand at
one point I was excited for that move
there we
go oh God damn
it no
oh oh [ __ ] H Choose Wisely that's not a
good color you f that's not a good color
e God damn it I'm
you what you think was going to happen
he was forced to what do you I want more
cards with which to punish you
all it no I'm going to punish
punishment oh a come on man
uhoh who's tur okay it's his turn no no
it's fine okay that's fine
I know every time anything happens I'm
so [ __ ]
terrified I don't know what any of it
means back it get Bob look at your I
please I think oh what is happening and
why can't I help there I want a
turn God Dam it oh [ __ ] me come
on there all right what's a good color
Mark uh I don't want to say I don't know
whether to trust you I'm just going to
that's good that's good that's good
that's what I want you guys sure you
don't want to [ __ ] reverse it nah man
why what why what no
why you crazy God oh [ __ ] him whoa Jes
oh come on then oh well let's reward the
[ __ ] who [ __ ] [ __ ] me oh God damn it
it no no no that's not what I want no no
no trade with me I have the next fewest
cards I'm trading with you I have next
next no I had good
draw oh [ __ ] oh God wait no wait no I
no oh
[ __ ] God damn how many times have we
laughed be upset can't you all just
[ __ ] what
what
no not the same
color oh
God got
I oh no matter what I have to
draw oh no yes hey yes you're welcome
everybody else oh no [ __ ] oh no okay
wait wait wait Mark your turn no no no
no no no no no no get a mark no no no no
no I probably should have hit that
earlier what I don't know what you want
and I probably picked
wrong and I've got [ __ ]
but no no well that sh kind looks like a
wild it's a spaceship you could have
played it oh yeah but I didn't want to I
didn't want to play it
it better
better
[ __ ] man that this just went downhill
quickly oh yeah look at you guys je
Jesus it just sprs the on you when you
draw a card godam listen to me about
this oh [ __ ] you that's what you get oh
[ __ ] fu fu
fu six
six
six all right here we
go okay all right could somebody [ __ ]
reverse this [ __ ] please ah no no no
don't do it okay don't don't reverse it
don't reverse it got him don't worry
good all right this this sounds good oh
you f Relentless Dill [ __ ] all right
just no none of that from
you what man come on and none of this
from you either there [ __ ] wow God
damn that's brutal [ __ ] Savage and he
didn't even do anything Cutie's just
been over there having a good
time I don't trust them come on how do
you have so many of those hey how's it
feel how's it taste huh how's it feel I
took your hand once I took your hand
once I took your hand once and that was it
it
there's no way there's no way yeah you
had Reds you [ __ ] you had Reds you [ __ ]
you unbelievable [ __ ] you tell
bom got him all right and look at that
oh [ __ ] you what the shitty shitty
[ __ ] bang bang is wrong with you I
don't I just play the game man hate the
player what the shitty shitty [ __ ]
gang bang is wrong with
a oh my
God it's over it's over it's finally
over [ __ ] wait is
good my honestly just dance is my
favorite so then why are we doing this
where I don't like is probably oh my turn
turn
it was your turn anyway but good job bud
I had to jump in oh [ __ ] you guys what
here oh
yeah oh uh
uh
yeah oo nice play good job computer good job
job
computer [ __ ] me oh man we just Tred to
keep this nice and calm man we just Tred
to keep it I was calm I'm calm don't
sound calm you can't beat us like you
beat yourself off W oh yes I can just
give me the okay and I'll be oh [ __ ]
you way God that didn't help me either
[ __ ] at least you get a play no I don't
I jumped in one time one time that's all
I've got to do oh no bye Bob oh no
God God I clicked it God damn it what
the hell hey you don't want to do that
that
uh listen
Bob whoa whoa whoa whoa hey wait a
minute listen no no no no no no listen
Bob listen what the [ __ ] no listen Bob
listen listen I don't think those stack
unless you play them one after each
other listen listen Bob listen listen
Bob listen Bob listen listen so
originally the first plus four was legit
but when we played the second one he
[ __ ] himself over I did didn't I yeah
I did yeah I did the first one was
totally fine
haha got you now Bob wait my camera
now I think the battery died oh what's
the [ __ ] hang on oh God don't don't I'm
moving hang on here we
go it's [Laughter]
[Laughter]
fine jump in oh plus two oh yeah good move
move
oh yeah it's okay I skipped you buddy that
that
time what the hell who did that how many
know you got
whb oh you know what I got hang on not
that no no no
cards am I back hello
I come back from the dead to [ __ ] you oh
that we damn
it I mean that's kind of a valid
response to pretty much anything wait
yes yay wait what yay thank you computer y
y
oh wait a
minute hey
now I that was an accident I didn't even
I didn't even do that I played the zero
but I didn't give you the two like the
dumb computer who just had that card for
an hour and knew what it was okay waade
listen it's just a game man it's just a
game he's used to only having to play
himself and always winning so you can't
lose if you're your old only
you I think Gandhi said that he did it
was on myair a gandi [Laughter]
man a listen man come on man come on
come come hey man hey what's Hey listen up
up
man come on
challenge why why would would you do I
like blue anyway I don't know what
challenge him no challenge is no you
I oh challenge godamn you yes I
challenged that
move wait whatever you're thinking of
I'm going to challenge it do oh yeah right
right CH
CH
[ __ ] nope nope oh nope extra nope that's
not it oh that's a good one no I'm just
going to keep I'll play this
one God damn it oh what sorry Wade well
green oh no ha uhoh wait hang on no wait
hang on wait wait hang on wait you just
made a great
play ah damn oh all right listen the
Fool's on you now fool you who's fooled you
you
are I'm just going to jump in on myself real
real
hard oh come on you just
made a great play but we sort of knew
that one's coming hey come on wait no
come on man you don't why you I threw it
come on man why you got do we got to do
that Mark yeah Mark yes G your revenge
okay all right Here Comes Here Comes big whmo
idiot did you only have one card before
way yeah man yes I did what happened
what is that oh [ __ ] what is that no no
you're all [ __ ]
what nothing what was
that the [ __ ] why would you want to why
Reds I don't know about that I mark
That's sketchy that's sketchy that's
sketchy that's sketchy that's SK ah [ __ ]
A you just have three
cards that was me that said that before
and I don't appr appreciate your version
of how I talk that's what you sounded
like to
me [ __ ] wait wait no wait oh my God I
ruined that I ruin bomb whenever I see
why would you do this I don't know
whenever I see whenever I see jump in I
just click I can't I can't not oh my God
okay here we go we're having a good time
here having a good time having a good
time just go ahead and get him Mark do
your thing no leave me alone thank
you wait a minute [ __ ] wait a minute
take it take it take it I don't want
it oh po you'll like it you'll like it
no wait what
no what is this that a chaos oh go yes
yes yes all right good stuff oh God no
course I can play your hand
sucks get rid of that I
guess oh now they can play their
[ __ ] oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] me no it's
okay Bob you can keep the train and
it now I've got my hand back
I you got your hand back can I have that thank
thank
you no that was the last card I'm stuck
[Music]
oh a [ __ ] that's funny that's funny
right there I don't care who you are
that I didn't know that could
happen who whoa whoa whoa no no no yes
yes [ __ ] your
computer four you take the four that you passed
passed
what pass
me me me me me no
anything oh come on
on
oh hey waade how's it going got some
cards to play no I got a couple n let's
talk about this let's call everybody
calm down well I didn't do nothing oh
red oh here enjoy this I guess what is
that the hell is that then you've only
got 3 seconds to play I can't I got draw
[ __ ] it's fine drawing counts apparently
okay what's he do if I don't play in 3
seconds I think he just makes you draw a
card it's not that bad I don't have any
of those oh whatever this is I'm playing
it oh that means the next person to draw
draws extra cards uhoh wait holy [ __ ]
that's not good that's probably going to be
be
Wade no he has yellow [ __ ] I've got
yellows like thank God it's not red
no no wait let's talk about this
this
[ __ ] I hate all of
you not red
[ __ ] you got be [ __ ] kidding
me can he get over 20 is it possible oh
it's very
possible oh
[ __ ] the I guess we'll keep it red then
huh I don't have eights oh I got nines I got
nines oh God red eight I kid get red [ __ ]
eight yeah I'm just me me me me me me me do
do
that wait I promise next time I have the
option I'll trade decks with you okay I
jumped in okay oh what is this hand this
is worse yeah enjoy
that oh God how is it
worse man you got a lot of jumpins in
this hand though
huh oh
[ __ ] not so bad not so bad
ha oh no what about me no not you bye W
you don't need to play [ __ ] You uh-oh no
wait let's not oh
all right what color did he have uh I
don't know pretty
sure maybe didn't have yellow
[ __ ] it's okay the other one's blue I'm
pretty sure the other one's blue that's
a good call cuz that was [Music]
[Music]
scary now balls I might be in trouble
with that one that might that might SC
me no you're it's your lucky day thank you
you
what what's happening [Laughter]
[Laughter]
uhoh wait what you in there Wade no God damn
damn
it oh what is The Shield oh no
no wait can I play what I think it
protects you from like plus fours or
plus twos
[ __ ] yay that
[ __ ] oh if it was blue were you
going to win were you going to win he he
has blue left that's his that's his
thing we got to change it Mark you know
I if you have a wild I won challenge you
I've no not that not me not me not me
what [ __ ] color is it is it blue
right now yesam
it Jesus Christ oh well that's all
keeping that those are good ones oh I
can't play that no I like him I'll keep
that one too it's fine oh look at that
oh boy I got so many good CS over here
guys that's a good play it's a good play
Mark yes what hello I believe in the
uh never mind it kind of worked out oh like a winwin for you wait let's talk
like a winwin for you wait let's talk about this it's you try again oh [ __ ]
about this it's you try again oh [ __ ] you guys come
you guys come on no no oh now you all get to enjoy
on no no oh now you all get to enjoy feeling my pain from ear no
man you pass me for best hand card hand in your cards thanks man I got such a
in your cards thanks man I got such a good card hand there you go
good card hand there you go Wade now you've got the best card hand
Wade now you've got the best card hand in your cards oh what a good card hand
in your cards oh what a good card hand you got Wade there go I don't want to
you got Wade there go I don't want to play anyway else [ __ ] jump in oh boy
play anyway else [ __ ] jump in oh boy they're just going to take it right back
they're just going to take it right back this is [ __ ] yeah see the secret is
this is [ __ ] yeah see the secret is secret is you got to go for the big
secret is you got to go for the big hands big hands yeah get seven so they
hands big hands yeah get seven so they you want to get the good card hands in
you want to get the good card hands in your hand cards so that you've got the
your hand cards so that you've got the good cards in your hand you got to have
good cards in your hand you got to have good hand cards at all times so your
good hand cards at all times so your hand card real
hand card real good trade Bob you want to trade this
good trade Bob you want to trade this hand back and forth yeah let's do it man
hand back and forth yeah let's do it man here we
go what about me what about me down I like it I'm in I play hey Bob you want
like it I'm in I play hey Bob you want to go get
to go get no me me me me me commuter do it no
a uh oh well no one has those to stack I guess um computer do
guess um computer do it man it's really not working out the
it man it's really not working out the team play is not coming through here no
team play is not coming through here no it's really not I'm trying to work as a
it's really not I'm trying to work as a team I can't do
team I can't do it ah
it ah yeah yeah that is not ideal
yeah yeah that is not ideal oh but hey now you've got a lot of one
oh but hey now you've got a lot of one card Yay good this is what I
wanted oh all right well cool that's good all right well I feel good keep
good all right well I feel good keep keep it going Mark uh you know me I I go
keep it going Mark uh you know me I I go just just party it up no well actually
just just party it up no well actually that's not so bad I think he has to draw
that's not so bad I think he has to draw a wait no I'm I
a wait no I'm I [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] oh how's that
[ __ ] oh how's that fair okay well he's got a red card okay
fair okay well he's got a red card okay Bob and I we need to change it from Red
Bob and I we need to change it from Red for God's
for God's sake okay all right we got this what
sake okay all right we got this what numbers do you have Mark what numbers
numbers do you have Mark what numbers red skip red don't cheat uh three n what
red skip red don't cheat uh three n what numbers do you have not
numbers do you have not that woo God damn
that woo God damn it Mar couldn't read numbers fast enough
it Mar couldn't read numbers fast enough so we couldn't cude against
Wade sorry I just had the conundrum of cheating and I just didn't want to
cheating and I just didn't want to betray betray it's not cheating it's a
betray betray it's not cheating it's a area wi 25 times against a player under
area wi 25 times against a player under level 20 thanks for being noobs guys
level 20 thanks for being noobs guys well good thank you [ __ ] you I don't
well good thank you [ __ ] you I don't know which one to decide on here think
know which one to decide on here think you L on this no no no not what
you L on this no no no not what come on computer hard of the cards hard
come on computer hard of the cards hard the cards you're about to be [ __ ] with
the cards you're about to be [ __ ] with never
mind you it's like you hate me it's like you me it's like you hate me said Thank
you me it's like you hate me said Thank you or [ __ ] you I'm trying to help you
you or [ __ ] you I'm trying to help you figure out which one you're trying to
figure out which one you're trying to thank [ __ ] me I don't think that's a
thank [ __ ] me I don't think that's a [ __ ]
[ __ ] style old thank
style old thank [ __ ] GNA thank [ __ ] out of here
[ __ ] GNA thank [ __ ] out of here that's why I hait gift giving you got to
that's why I hait gift giving you got to give the thank [ __ ] after there's so
give the thank [ __ ] after there's so many thank [ __ ] this time a year oh
many thank [ __ ] this time a year oh [ __ ] you thank you thank [ __ ] you thank
[ __ ] you thank you thank [ __ ] you thank [ __ ] me [ __ ] thank you thank you [ __ ]
[ __ ] me [ __ ] thank you thank you [ __ ] you [ __ ] me this [ __ ] thanks [ __ ]
you [ __ ] me this [ __ ] thanks [ __ ] everywhere there's thanks all over your
everywhere there's thanks all over your face no I'm playing God I'm going to
face no I'm playing God I'm going to thank all over you
thank all over you ah oh thanks [ __ ] you [ __ ] it's the
ah oh thanks [ __ ] you [ __ ] it's the thank fuckest
thank fuckest time why blue again we just had the blue
time why blue again we just had the blue yeah good boy come on buddy blue oh [ __ ]
yeah good boy come on buddy blue oh [ __ ] well no what [ __ ] you
well no what [ __ ] you thanks [ __ ] thanks you there's so
thanks [ __ ] thanks you there's so much thank [ __ ] happening look it's
much thank [ __ ] happening look it's got to be a PG thank [ __ ] stream oh
got to be a PG thank [ __ ] stream oh [Laughter]
[Laughter] who oh that's a lot of cars there bud
who oh that's a lot of cars there bud [ __ ]
[ __ ] [Laughter]
[Laughter] you oh please
you oh please no please leave it red they're they're
no please leave it red they're they're going to hurt me is that good is that
going to hurt me is that good is that good love you I'm not looking for love
good love you I'm not looking for love I'm looking for
thanks God damn it that's not good man a challenge W
it that's not good man a challenge W yeah I know what they have I just saw
yeah I know what they have I just saw the [ __ ] ah [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
the [ __ ] ah [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right stop being funny stopped this
all right stop being funny stopped this it's not funny it's not funny
it's not funny it's not funny it's not hey Mark took the lead he's got
it's not hey Mark took the lead he's got he's got 14 cards [ __ ] you good what do
he's got 14 cards [ __ ] you good what do you like this one [ __ ] you it's not red
you like this one [ __ ] you it's not red they've got red don't give them
casual oh boy I don't know that that help anybody Wade well I mean you got
help anybody Wade well I mean you got plenty you can do yeah I know not me not
plenty you can do yeah I know not me not me not me [ __ ] you want okay
wow yeah I'm just going to go ahead and do that all right well it wasn't that
do that all right well it wasn't that good anyway so jokes on you [ __ ] oh jeez
good anyway so jokes on you [ __ ] oh jeez how' you get so much red enjoy the red
how' you get so much red enjoy the red computer I'll take my hand back thank
computer I'll take my hand back thank you
[Music] it's not that good of a hand anyway I
it's not that good of a hand anyway I know but I didn't want the other one I
know but I didn't want the other one I don't have
don't have red
red there no no no no yeah dick oh God now I
there no no no no yeah dick oh God now I don't have
don't have red it's okay you can play Green
red it's okay you can play Green probably no I can play green or
probably no I can play green or yellow oh yeah oh no the the cards hard
yellow oh yeah oh no the the cards hard of the
of the cards got him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him
cards got him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him ah yelling yelling hard of the
[ __ ] him ah yelling yelling hard of the cards always makes whatever I want are
cards always makes whatever I want are the
the cards oh nice heart thank you you got
cards oh nice heart thank you you got big hearts heart are my cards
big hearts heart are my cards no watch this I'm ime okay all right
no watch this I'm ime okay all right that's pretty even all right I'll take
that's pretty even all right I'll take it I'll take
it I'll take it I'm
it I'm immune watch me I'm immune hey I feel
immune watch me I'm immune hey I feel like never get to me look look look man
like never get to me look look look man you're being real rude that's my that's
you're being real rude that's my that's my you're being real
my you're being real rude
rude oh
oh well it's a
good you the car turn the car the I don't know what this do you
don't know what this do you blocked wait
ah way I thought you knew how this game work I've never actually seen someone
work I've never actually seen someone use no one's ever used a defense card
use no one's ever used a defense card the rest of us no one's ever used a
the rest of us no one's ever used a defense card properly before it's the
defense card properly before it's the first time I've ever seen well thank
first time I've ever seen well thank you it's a rare thing to see someone
you it's a rare thing to see someone actually save it for supposed to be used
actually save it for supposed to be used well you know that's how I be and that's
well you know that's how I be and that's what I do I'm strategic oh
what I do I'm strategic oh my poor Chad can't hear anymore what's
my poor Chad can't hear anymore what's wrong with you oh me I'm the
problem can we quit hey hey guys I want to play
hey hey guys I want to play card oh playing too I like Uno you guys
card oh playing too I like Uno you guys playing Uno over
playing Uno over there shut up C collected
there shut up C collected no oh you guys having fun oh
no oh you guys having fun oh no I don't have that guys what are you
no I don't have that guys what are you guys doing over there Uno we're good Bob
guys doing over there Uno we're good Bob it's your turn it's like
it's your turn it's like fun I was going to play some of that too
fun I was going to play some of that too oh [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] why why e cuz [ __ ] you thanks all right
why why e cuz [ __ ] you thanks all right thank you [ __ ] there's nothing you can
thank you [ __ ] there's nothing you can play that would make oh
[Music] huh I guess I spoke too soon the sad the
huh I guess I spoke too soon the sad the sad defeat in your
sad defeat in your voice oh Bob disconnected well you
voice oh Bob disconnected well you weren't playing anyway Bob so Bob you
weren't playing anyway Bob so Bob you weren't playing so done you're still
weren't playing so done you're still here no you're not here you're not in
here no you're not here you're not in the game anymore I see all of you why
the game anymore I see all of you why don't you see me we see blah and
don't you see me we see blah and blah I I just played a six is that
blah I I just played a six is that happening no okay
happening no okay play it too you guys playing guys
play it too you guys playing guys playing
Uno you having fun oh it's great Bob how are
are you I'm just down this long
you I'm just down this long Hall can I come over to your end yeah
Hall can I come over to your end yeah hey Bob you just play a six good play
thanks listen when you're done or when I'm done you we meet in the
I'm done you we meet in the middle and play
middle and play together you guys want to play at the
together you guys want to play at the same time and the same game yeah that'd
same time and the same game yeah that'd be good Bob we'd like that
okay like this hallway getting longer oh Mark you saved me thank you did I oh oh
Mark you saved me thank you did I oh oh what I hit that I hit that what the [ __ ]
what I hit that I hit that what the [ __ ] is wrong with you can I seriously not
is wrong with you can I seriously not rejoin or am I just [ __ ] here no we'll
rejoin or am I just [ __ ] here no we'll have to we'll have to just in [ __ ]
have to we'll have to just in [ __ ] Purgatory like yeah staring at Mark not
Purgatory like yeah staring at Mark not playing a card nothing's happening okay
playing a card nothing's happening okay I skip Mark so this game's over I'm
I skip Mark so this game's over I'm going to win this round it's [ __ ]
going to win this round it's [ __ ] because
no well all right it's [ __ ] cuz Wade I think has like cheats to click the Uno
I think has like cheats to click the Uno button before it pops up so he's a he's
button before it pops up so he's a he's an [ __ ] that way he's a bad boy he's
an [ __ ] that way he's a bad boy he's a bad boy is what I'm saying here just
a bad boy is what I'm saying here just oh what I what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
oh what I what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no I was going to make you
what the [ __ ] no I was going to make you win Wade I was going to make you win not
win Wade I was going to make you win not anymore not with this hand you go back I
anymore not with this hand you go back I want to go I want to go play with Bob
want to go I want to go play with Bob yeah let's go let's back out let's go
yeah let's go let's back out let's go play with Bob all right okay I
play with Bob all right okay I appreciate that here wait okay goodbye I
appreciate that here wait okay goodbye I didn't manage to win so now no one
didn't manage to win so now no one get all I'm going to come over to where
get all I'm going to come over to where you guys are
hey I'm here now what the oh God I joined a random
joined a random oh help don't yell Jesus Christ
no what was that I think Wade let a horse in that
that I think Wade let a horse in that was like a Looney Tune sound effect
[Laughter] wait my God
help oh Uno's crashing Uno's completely completely B okay I fixed holy [ __ ] I
completely B okay I fixed holy [ __ ] I think I fixed it I'm sorry it put me in
think I fixed it I'm sorry it put me in a random Lobby and I
a random Lobby and I was all right I I got to pee again you
was all right I I got to pee again you laughing and trying to be quiet and
laughing and trying to be quiet and that's why you made that sound
wait what L me and the other people and my audio broke and then I panicked and
my audio broke and then I panicked and laughed and didn't realize I
laughed and didn't realize I was I'm sorry sorry Jesus Christ
was I'm sorry sorry Jesus Christ Manor where the hell's Mark he went to
Manor where the hell's Mark he went to the bathroom again is his penis broken H
the bathroom again is his penis broken H that's not the part
though oh my god oh jeus like my hallway gag yeah I
god oh jeus like my hallway gag yeah I did I I didn't want to one of the reason
did I I didn't want to one of the reason I didn't want to leave the game was I
I didn't want to leave the game was I keep hearing you talk like
keep hearing you talk like [Music]
[Music] that oh God I joined that Lobby and
that oh God I joined that Lobby and everyone was green and they were like
everyone was green and they were like who are
you they were talking to you and you just dropped it you were like oh I'm in
just dropped it you were like oh I'm in a
a Lobby so to complete strangers you were
Lobby so to complete strangers you were just like an unbelievable dick
I'm here I'm back oh hey Mark how's I think I was blasting my audience's ears
think I was blasting my audience's ears with uh Jazz while I was gone what did
with uh Jazz while I was gone what did you guys do got something nothing been
you guys do got something nothing been laughing and I got some more I got my
laughing and I got some more I got my jerky back out some more jerky nice nice
jerky back out some more jerky nice nice man I didn't schedule my video to go
man I didn't schedule my video to go release so I'm going to I'm eating some
release so I'm going to I'm eating some naked cow smok grass-fed beef jerky all
naked cow smok grass-fed beef jerky all right Mark I sent you an invite you now
right Mark I sent you an invite you now I see that all right hang on I'll St
I see that all right hang on I'll St that I got I got to publicize my video
that I got I got to publicize my video for today cuz I'm late by a little bit
for today cuz I'm late by a little bit oh that sounds like a not me problem
oh that sounds like a not me problem those words are backwards chat there you
those words are backwards chat there you go it's good stuff I have a jerky
go it's good stuff I have a jerky subscription box Mark you might be
subscription box Mark you might be interested in this this is the Rayman
interested in this this is the Rayman deck by the way
deck by the way Rayman yep Rayman aren't rabid from the
Rayman yep Rayman aren't rabid from the Rayman Universe I don't know I never
Rayman Universe I don't know I never played a Rayman game so AR isn't it
played a Rayman game so AR isn't it rayman's raying rabbits raming ring
rayman's raying rabbits raming ring raming rabbit
raming rabbit rabbit well [ __ ] me Bob I'm not used to
rabbit well [ __ ] me Bob I'm not used to you being over on the right this this
you being over on the right this this doesn't me either I thought it was
doesn't me either I thought it was [ __ ] Mark don't [ __ ] Mark who man hey
[ __ ] Mark don't [ __ ] Mark who man hey mean thank thank you thank me first oh
mean thank thank you thank me first oh good jump in Bob got him oh thanks Bob
good jump in Bob got him oh thanks Bob you're welcome Bob [ __ ] have some more
you're welcome Bob [ __ ] have some more of that oh you know okay [ __ ] you guys I
of that oh you know okay [ __ ] you guys I love that have some more of that I will
love that have some more of that I will yeah [ __ ] you
yeah [ __ ] you H oh oh let's make it blue now shall we
H oh oh let's make it blue now shall we [ __ ] you're being you're being real
[ __ ] you're being you're being real hostile what do you mean [ __ ] you real
hostile what do you mean [ __ ] you real antagonist oh [ __ ] you're being like
antagonist oh [ __ ] you're being like very youth hostile right now oh thank
very youth hostile right now oh thank you hey wait no there's no
you hey wait no there's no need there was some need Bob there's no
need there was some need Bob there's no need there's a slight need Bob
need there's a slight need Bob there's wait my don't challenge me I
there's wait my don't challenge me I said don't challenge me b
I don't feel like my utilization of my echo feature is as good as yours Bob
echo feature is as good as yours Bob mine is on point yeah mine mine mine
mine is on point yeah mine mine mine mine mine mine I just push the button
mine mine mine I just push the button either either
either either either is that good is that good believe
either is that good is that good believe no it wasn't wasn't
wasn't [ __ ] you you you okay that's all
right um I don't like Barbara as much as I liked boah
I liked boah boah yeah baah had my back I feel like
boah yeah baah had my back I feel like Barbara's gonna stab me [ __ ] you Barbara
Barbara's gonna stab me [ __ ] you Barbara right as I speak the game I didn't have
right as I speak the game I didn't have the game up guys guys I didn't have the
the game up guys guys I didn't have the game up are you [ __ ] again what you
game up are you [ __ ] again what you made again I mean yeah again listen the
made again I mean yeah again listen the game is not that important everybody the
game is not that important everybody the game is not that important
game is not that important Barbara uh [ __ ] Mark don't let her win I
Barbara uh [ __ ] Mark don't let her win I don't think she has red Maybe oh
woohoo hey wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what about
whoa whoa what about me whose luck do you exist in oh not be
me whose luck do you exist in oh not be [ __ ] kidding me oh okay I'll take
[ __ ] kidding me oh okay I'll take that
no two can play it this this game [Music]
[Music] [ __ ] you wait I know you were trying to
[ __ ] you wait I know you were trying to press it I know you were I know you were
press it I know you were I know you were I knew you were have this what is that
I knew you were have this what is that what is that I know I'm going to
what is that I know I'm going to Bob oh hey Bob nice
Bob oh hey Bob nice card what does that mean now how many
card what does that mean now how many cards do I have you'll never oh never
cards do I have you'll never oh never mind it does yeah yeah you'll never know
mind it does yeah yeah you'll never know well you did know what it was then don't
well you did know what it was then don't act like you don't know you
act like you don't know you fool I forgot that's what that was Bob
fool I forgot that's what that was Bob it was calm
it was calm down Barbara you
[ __ ] what you doing behind that cloud Wade what you what you doing apparently
Wade what you what you doing apparently oh wait
oh wait listen listen you can all
list how in the world does Barbara get it on the first try and all of us great
it on the first try and all of us great great great great great [ __ ] why would I
great great great great [ __ ] why would I do what you want great great great great
do what you want great great great great great [ __ ]
great [ __ ] well back to the [ __ ] drawing board I
well back to the [ __ ] drawing board I think Wayne wants green green green
think Wayne wants green green green green green greaten greaten Green Well
green green greaten greaten Green Well lick my heus and call me Joseph Joseph I
lick my heus and call me Joseph Joseph I need green I'm really sorry Mark I
need green I'm really sorry Mark I didn't mean it you're not sorry at all
didn't mean it you're not sorry at all so sorry you're not sorry you're not
sorry oh no are you D that's hardly like it's good thing I didn't get to play I
it's good thing I didn't get to play I might have won that bar
thanks damn you damn you not damn you no wait hang on let's talk about
you no wait hang on let's talk about this no we were're done talking the time
this no we were're done talking the time for talk is over oh I still want green
for talk is over oh I still want green why is this my destiny of
why is this my destiny of ass whoa
ass whoa oh what is that what is that oh no
oh what is that what is that oh no [Music]
[Music] [Laughter]
[Laughter] what a draw why would you do
that there was no reason oh Barbara you [ __ ] why do I
reason oh Barbara you [ __ ] why do I always get
Barra did you got some issues you need to work through man you got a lot of
to work through man you got a lot of anger going on I knew I didn't trust
anger going on I knew I didn't trust barbar and all she's done has proved me
barbar and all she's done has proved me right oh [ __ ] you Barbara I think
right oh [ __ ] you Barbara I think Barbara's pretty cool I got nothing to
Barbara's pretty cool I got nothing to get
get Barbara she seems awesome I like her
Barbara she seems awesome I like her yeah Barbara like neat I like Barbara
yeah Barbara like neat I like Barbara what neat thing has she done I I don't
what neat thing has she done I I don't know she looks cool she's got a hat I
know she looks cool she's got a hat I like cats oh do I get to play now you
like cats oh do I get to play now you [ __ ] [ __ ] there you go Barbara
[ __ ] [ __ ] there you go Barbara have my hand all right well that's a
have my hand all right well that's a little that's a little something can I
little that's a little something can I have
have that I mean I don't know it's like it's
that I mean I don't know it's like it's fair exchange I don't what you worried
fair exchange I don't what you worried about no what the [ __ ] oh yeah um no
about no what the [ __ ] oh yeah um no what do you mean no I had three it seems
what do you mean no I had three it seems fine to me and now I have
fine to me and now I have [Laughter]
[Laughter] four you have three again Bud oh that's
four you have three again Bud oh that's not
not good okay well that's oh yeah don't you
good okay well that's oh yeah don't you Barber me keep them coming oh yeah
Barber me keep them coming oh yeah baby thank
baby thank you [ __ ] un [ __ ] see the thing is you
you [ __ ] un [ __ ] see the thing is you see wait you seem to think that
see wait you seem to think that everybody's out to get you yeah but it
everybody's out to get you yeah but it we're we're not to get you weight it's
we're we're not to get you weight it's just the game it's cards
man hey Barbara hey everybody giveing up for
for Barbara I got 19 experience for my match
Barbara I got 19 experience for my match bonus me too I got 14 [ __ ]
bonus me too I got 14 [ __ ] everything would you say it's all
everything would you say it's all [ __ ] everything's
[ __ ] everything's [ __ ] this is like this is is like family
[ __ ] this is like this is is like family and this is like gift giving all over
and this is like gift giving all over again uhhuh uh-huh mhm okay who's going
again uhhuh uh-huh mhm okay who's going where Barbara who's who's up mar mar man
where Barbara who's who's up mar mar man yeah it's me it's me
yeah it's me it's me baby oh Barbara you sure you don't want
baby oh Barbara you sure you don't want to stick it
to stick it my when you keep cutting out
you damn it whatever
me was it me yeah you know what why
not interesting all right how about one of
of these not yellow
these not yellow F you know even if you said not yellow I
F you know even if you said not yellow I would not listen I just wouldn't listen
would not listen I just wouldn't listen holy [ __ ] oh thank God
holy [ __ ] oh thank God H I still have to take
four oh God damn it this hand is so bad oh it's my turn ah here Bob you have
bad oh it's my turn ah here Bob you have it pass not that bad wait yeah come on
it pass not that bad wait yeah come on man we're all having a friendly game
man we're all having a friendly game we're thanking each other we're [ __ ]
we're thanking each other we're [ __ ] each other it's all good I want that one
each other it's all good I want that one back sure go for
back sure go for it I have a feeling you're going to undo
it I have a feeling you're going to undo what I just did no no no no I'm going to
what I just did no no no no I'm going to I'm going to go for this one no no no no
I'm going to go for this one no no no no that put the other one right next to me
that put the other one right next to me again what's wrong with that one I hate
it I just don't like it thanks bub we're slowly becoming
it thanks bub we're slowly becoming Ringo again we I don't think it's very
Ringo again we I don't think it's very good we're not doing anything we're
good we're not doing anything we're having Bob and I are having a perfectly
having Bob and I are having a perfectly normal game of Uno I'm I'm normal you're
normal game of Uno I'm I'm normal you're every other turn with you was like oh
every other turn with you was like oh [ __ ]
[ __ ] you okay so I've had some bad luck I'm
you okay so I've had some bad luck I'm down on my luck
down on my luck today you don't you don't kick a man
today you don't you don't kick a man while he's down on his luck you give him
while he's down on his luck you give him lady luck I'm going to win now look at
lady luck I'm going to win now look at that oh that's a spicy one oh yeah I
that oh that's a spicy one oh yeah I don't know what that does what does that
don't know what that does what does that do well it changes the Color Wow thank
do well it changes the Color Wow thank you okay did did not do anything maybe
you okay did did not do anything maybe it's like the defense card oh it's a
it's like the defense card oh it's a defense card
ah okay all right y good co okay [ __ ]
good co okay [ __ ] everything Green's pretty
everything Green's pretty cool yeah Green cool okay they don't
cool yeah Green cool okay they don't Bluff you don't Bluff Barber don't Bluff
Bluff you don't Bluff Barber don't Bluff Barber no
Barber no Bluff uhhuh uh-huh I got one of those
Bluff uhhuh uh-huh I got one of those okay all right how about one of these
okay all right how about one of these ooh that's pretty good that's pretty
ooh that's pretty good that's pretty good oh oo never mind hey wait no no you
good oh oo never mind hey wait no no you don't have to do that ooh
don't have to do that ooh woo getting
woo getting spicy there we go let play see wait none
spicy there we go let play see wait none of that happen oh come on now ma'am
of that happen oh come on now ma'am that's a little no it's
that's a little no it's fine well that's not good that's you
fine well that's not good that's you don't know it's not good wait be cool
don't know it's not good wait be cool see we all know who the enemy is here
see we all know who the enemy is here who's I don't know what color I don't
who's I don't know what color I don't know what color you want I really hope
know what color you want I really hope you're not talking about me being the
you're not talking about me being the enemy leave it's fine just leave
enemy leave it's fine just leave it okay well I clicked the button but I
it okay well I clicked the button but I was a second too late godamn everything
was a second too late godamn everything all I got a problem I got a solution
all I got a problem I got a solution that's not what that doesn't help me all
that's not what that doesn't help me all right listen man you not helping some of
right listen man you not helping some of me listen listen listen I think that we
me listen listen listen I think that we should do
should do this ah perfect oh I forgot I
this ah perfect oh I forgot I forgot look at that score you gave him I
forgot look at that score you gave him I forgot I forgot I forgot what you
forgot I forgot I forgot what you had you just had it I forgot look look
had you just had it I forgot look look man my memory not real good I keep
man my memory not real good I keep thinking about penis like I can't I
thinking about penis like I can't I can't Poss you know everything was fine
can't Poss you know everything was fine till we got Barbara in here now
till we got Barbara in here now everything's gone to [ __ ] what did
everything's gone to [ __ ] what did Barbara do love Barbara I think
Barbara do love Barbara I think Bara she's the worst Barbara has done
Bara she's the worst Barbara has done nothing to you you're the worst wayal
nothing to you you're the worst wayal don't rotate it again no that means
don't rotate it again no that means Barbara's going to punish me thank God
Barbara's going to punish me thank God Bar's punish me Barbara is going to take
Bar's punish me Barbara is going to take me out behind the shed I'm going to
me out behind the shed I'm going to punish you
punish you I'll take that take I don't know what
I'll take that take I don't know what that does that's the block one I thought
that does that's the block one I thought oh is
oh is it hey come on we had a good what there
it hey come on we had a good what there were so many good colors there it green
were so many good colors there it green and yellow and red now you know no this
and yellow and red now you know no this just just [ __ ] everything's [ __ ] fine
just just [ __ ] everything's [ __ ] fine good here it is you guys want to swap
good here it is you guys want to swap some [ __ ] hands around let's do this
some [ __ ] hands around let's do this [ __ ] okay all right man who let's do it
[ __ ] okay all right man who let's do it huh Jes Christ why do you have so
huh Jes Christ why do you have so sevens you have three sevens yeah plus I
sevens you have three sevens yeah plus I drew one so uh there are four sevens
drew one so uh there are four sevens coming out of that what's wrong with
coming out of that what's wrong with [Laughter]
[Laughter] you I don't know but I kind of want him
you I don't know but I kind of want him back no no that's too much I think not
back no no that's too much I think not I'm getting them
I'm getting them now man that really panned
now man that really panned out why I have fun with your sevens Wade
out why I have fun with your sevens Wade of sevens why did I want didn't actually
of sevens why did I want didn't actually want in on this I just I just Tom soyed
want in on this I just I just Tom soyed the [ __ ] out of you these are so
the [ __ ] out of you these are so great what's Tom Sawyer's friend's name
great what's Tom Sawyer's friend's name Hank Hank Sawyer
Hank Hank Sawyer Haner damn it Tom
Haner damn it Tom Sawyer saw ankle
Sawyer saw ankle Berry oh well that's not fun huckle
Berry oh well that's not fun huckle Huckleberry Finn no I think you're were
Huckleberry Finn no I think you're were right the first time ankle Berry wait
right the first time ankle Berry wait get your revenge on the Barbara oh I did
get your revenge on the Barbara oh I did [ __ ] you bar oh
[ __ ] you bar oh yeah thank [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] thank you
yeah thank [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] thank you [ __ ] you thank you [ __ ] thank you [ __ ]
[ __ ] you thank you [ __ ] thank you [ __ ] thank ah been okay oh wowe wow wow wow
thank ah been okay oh wowe wow wow wow it's my turn again what a play Bob whoa
it's my turn again what a play Bob whoa a real it's a real winner I got there
a real it's a real winner I got there it's better than the winner I don't got
it's better than the winner I don't got what is oh God that was okay I just got
it well uh no I don't but uh I think one of
well uh no I don't but uh I think one of the green right oh no oh yeah Green's a
the green right oh no oh yeah Green's a good color yeah yeah
good color yeah yeah yeah
yeah oh it right
oh it right away that's fine at least the sevens are
away that's fine at least the sevens are going away no we need
going away no we need ha no ha this happy whistling is pissing
ha no ha this happy whistling is pissing me off who's whistling no one's
me off who's whistling no one's whistling music in the game I don't hear
whistling music in the game I don't hear any whistling I hear any whistling man
any whistling I hear any whistling man there's like no whistling
there's like no whistling oh [ __ ]
oh [ __ ] wait you got
wait you got think wait they don't have red
think wait they don't have red oh
oh you what what
wait for that we were all equally responsible for what
responsible for what happened why' you do that Wade waade
happened why' you do that Wade waade listen Wade everything Mark why is your
listen Wade everything Mark why is your hand so big compared to everyone else's
hand so big compared to everyone else's I like I some people are genetically
I like I some people are genetically gifted with big hands and that's me I'm
gifted with big hands and that's me I'm one of
one of them [ __ ]
them [ __ ] [Music]
[Music] indeed you
indeed you okay
man I get
get uh that's not it oh no oh boy
uh that's not it oh no oh boy ah hey there's a keeper
ah hey there's a keeper ah all right look two nice cards three
ah all right look two nice cards three nice cards see
yourself three nice cards oh no oh no yeah you did this to Barber yourself B
yeah you did this to Barber yourself B fck oh buddy why would you let do that
fck oh buddy why would you let do that happen it's already right he punish us
happen it's already right he punish us both cuz I don't have godamn green never
both cuz I don't have godamn green never mind I was
mind I was kidding I think that's what kidding
kidding I think that's what kidding means that's a nice TR TR Tran that's a
means that's a nice TR TR Tran that's a nice tranquil you're right you're right
nice tranquil you're right you're right that's a nice trle it's Han Hill and
that's a nice trle it's Han Hill and trle yeah you're right you're on fire my
trle yeah you're right you're on fire my favorite of the Huckleberry can't
favorite of the Huckleberry can't possibly play any of these I'm going to
possibly play any of these I'm going to keep
them [ __ ] now we're all punished for Bob's ability to
Bob's ability to draw there's no skill why Mark I punish
draw there's no skill why Mark I punish the most cuz you're [ __ ] also
the most cuz you're [ __ ] also do to you we did nothing to you Bob yeah
do to you we did nothing to you Bob yeah you just did all of that to me no one
you just did all of that to me no one did anything to you you're I he you guys
did anything to you you're I he you guys playing Uno over there oh it's my turn
playing Uno over there oh it's my turn that wasn't our fault yeah that was okay
that wasn't our fault yeah that was okay maybe bar Barbara
was happen like that was all Barbara I don't think it was all right I don't
don't think it was all right I don't think it was Barbara I'm I just like all
think it was Barbara I'm I just like all of you Mark we were on the same side of
of you Mark we were on the same side of the fence and now you're like open the
the fence and now you're like open the gate and
gate and stpp you don't even know what side of
stpp you don't even know what side of the fence I'm on Wade oh I do because
the fence I'm on Wade oh I do because you're flashing your cloaky underwear
you're flashing your cloaky underwear around while you're walking we don't
around while you're walking we don't even have cloak underwear yet oh well I
even have cloak underwear yet oh well I guess that you're on the inside and
guess that you're on the inside and everyone else the
everyone else the outside yes I don't know man what are
outside yes I don't know man what are you talking about yeah you know no I
you talking about yeah you know no I don't know
Bob help I I hate all of you all right all
all right all right that's
right all right that's fair
no [ __ ] [ __ ] yes yes yeah
yes yeah yeah no God no oh no no what everything
yeah no God no oh no no what everything okay
okay well yeah just going to go ahead and do
well yeah just going to go ahead and do that that's good one that's a good one
that that's good one that's a good one that's a good one all right that's not
that's a good one all right that's not as good that's not as good good that's
as good that's not as good good that's what I not as good cool cool cool cool
what I not as good cool cool cool cool oh why
oh why me cuz you got a good head I can tell by
me cuz you got a good head I can tell by the way you were talking I think it's
the way you were talking I think it's cuz you're so eager you're Mark Mark
cuz you're so eager you're Mark Mark anything but me anyone but me not me not
anything but me anyone but me not me not me
nuggets oh you can all ball nuggets your [ __ ] s what are what does that even
[ __ ] s what are what does that even mean hey why me why me Barbara you
mean hey why me why me Barbara you [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] Barbara
well oh that's not a that's not good [ __ ] what [ __ ] what who me ah [ __ ]
good [ __ ] what [ __ ] what who me ah [ __ ] Barbara Barbara has two yellows
Barbara Barbara has two yellows okay yellows one waade you're gonna have
okay yellows one waade you're gonna have to do something about this leave it a
to do something about this leave it a three oh I couldn't couldn't do it
three oh I couldn't couldn't do it Barber's going to win again you don't
Barber's going to win again you don't know that barber I'm going to jump in
know that barber I'm going to jump in wait fix it what is wrong with you I
wait fix it what is wrong with you I could have fixed it I could have fixed
could have fixed it I could have fixed it I could have fixed it I could have
it I could have fixed it I could have fixed it anuses
fixed it anuses uh uhoh well oh wait I can jump in yay
uh uhoh well oh wait I can jump in yay fixed
it we just lost to a shitty AI cuz you guys are shitty at this game we've lost
guys are shitty at this game we've lost twice to a shitty AI actually
twice to a shitty AI actually stop get some
help stop I don't know why this game makes me so angry I don't know we're
makes me so angry I don't know we're having a great
having a great time oh it just pisses off I'm actually
time oh it just pisses off I'm actually I am actually having a good time oh
I am actually having a good time oh that's cuz I'm suffering whenever
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