0:02 oh I've never done that that's F just
0:05 give me a sec I well I the Uno was added
0:07 to the list it's not even my fault
0:09 because Uno was added in we' played
0:12 before we haven't played it in years I
0:14 have not played it on this computer
0:17 that's literally been years it's been
0:20 years I've never that sounds like a you
0:23 problem but luckily my computer works so
0:25 just installed and I booted it up in
0:27 like 2 minutes but it's whatever it
0:30 works it's that it was i' been so my
0:32 account my
0:34 account working for you they're not
0:37 which is why I have to change it how
0:39 many invites do I need to send you you
0:41 don't have to invite him at all he can
0:43 just join as soon as it works yeah and
0:45 and there we go here we go and I'm
0:48 joining now here we go wait for it
0:49 you're waiting I'm waiting we're all waiting
0:51 waiting
0:57 I'm 3 2 1 I'm in mine crashed
1:02 you I'm just I don't believe oh my God
1:06 I kill me kill me why would you kill me
1:09 can you can you invite me to the game kill
1:09 kill
1:17 me because we've been in the game so
1:19 long they've come out with Uno 2.0 in
1:21 the time that Bob and I've been waiting
1:24 for you no they haven't that's a lie
1:26 you're lying how do I how do I do ready
1:30 I'm ready you don't I just start us I
1:33 yeah when the match ends don't click
1:36 anything either got it click every fast
1:40 as possible got it random
1:42 everywhere do I have to be on a team
1:45 with this random bot no no no we're it's
1:49 freefor all all right what is
1:54 this dance 27 what is this this is just
1:57 dance Uno you're welcome wait wait I
1:59 can't hear anything oh there we go wait
2:02 I wasn't ready wait well it's your turn
2:06 now how do we play Click a card okay
2:09 listen listen listen
2:11 listen how does one play
2:14 UNO okay all right that's just rude
2:17 spouse and these
2:22 cards listen listen listen Jesus listen
2:25 oh God I forgot you could jump in [ __ ]
2:26 here you go Mark have some cards I don't
2:27 want some
2:30 cards what what is that rule what
2:33 happened you played a seven yeah sevens
2:36 trade hands zeros rotate all the I got
2:39 to go change the game options don't
2:41 don't take my turn it's your turn what
2:45 do you mean it's my turn now no it's not
2:47 well it was you a cards what happened
2:50 what's happening what's happening what
2:54 happened why I was I was messing
2:58 with wait you
3:01 scumbag what
3:04 oh special card is
3:08 that everyone [ __ ] is happening what is
3:11 this why is it Just Dance Uno Just Dance
3:17 Uno I asked what that was I just
3:22 asked this is Just Dance Uno
3:24 Uno
3:29 okay [ __ ] you dance just dance yeah oh [ __ ]
3:31 [ __ ]
3:38 not yeah [ __ ] you
3:41 you
3:43 oh I don't know what that means I just
3:45 went for it that means if they had a
3:46 blue card you would have won the
3:48 challenge and they would have had to
3:50 take dude it hasn't been so long that
3:52 you can't have completely forgotten how
3:55 to play UD for example Bob you made it
3:58 red if Mark has a red he has to draw
4:00 cards cuz I challenged he does not
4:02 therefore I'll draw six there you go you
4:04 think I'm a lying [ __ ] you're a
4:07 lying [ __ ] I did it one because
4:09 I don't trust you two to show Bob how it
4:11 works and three cuz I don't trust [Laughter]
4:12 [Laughter]
4:15 you listen I think we're getting off I
4:18 have an idea yeah yeah me give me that
4:22 no what no no no yeah I actually I have
4:24 another idea
4:31 all right it's fine I don't know why I
4:33 did that that wasn't very useful I don't
4:34 know why either but it was a good move
4:36 it was a good move I
4:39 think got him yeah did hey it's me I'm
4:41 on the card that's
4:44 me that's you how is that you how is it
4:45 you what do you mean how is it me it look
4:55 like no no Bob here have this cards I
4:58 uh ah I got options yeah there's lots of
4:59 fun in there well that's pretty sick
5:07 computer ah [ __ ] ah [ __ ] there we
5:10 go a [ __ ] someone jump in why someone
5:12 jump in jump in God damn it you you can
5:13 also just click the card you don't have
5:15 to press the
5:18 button I was pushing W frantically all
5:21 right I don't have [ __ ] hate this
5:23 computer oh everyone gets a spaceship
5:26 what is a spaceship what the actual [ __ ]
5:31 what is a spaceship what does that mean
5:34 you ski Bob why is it called a spaceship
5:37 why now I get skipped
5:40 oh no Mark's turn again I don't
5:42 understand this
5:46 not it's justo man you know God damn it
5:50 [ __ ] you guys dick holes [ __ ] yeah
5:52 take that what did I do to you Bob what
5:54 did I do I got to change the game I'm
5:57 still got probably an elium oh come
5:59 on all right this isn't actually
6:02 Improvement for me but it's just it's an
6:05 improvement fine okay I don't know what
6:07 happened oh hey I like this this is good for
6:07 for [Laughter]
6:17 me [ __ ] you know it baby oo got him
6:22 play [ __ ] you think that's going to
6:25 throw me no you unrelentless you think
6:26 that's going
6:30 to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah wait what oh
6:32 you got wait what the [ __ ] no I pressed
6:34 that before you did there's no way
6:36 there's no [ __ ] way there's no
6:40 [ __ ] I clicked on it
6:44 I I heard it say uno before I clicked
6:48 hey get I win what what wait what the
6:52 [ __ ] you robbed me that's [ __ ] no
6:56 wait no hang on no I clicked
7:00 Uno the [ __ ] is what
7:03 I heard it say uno before I clicked the
7:05 exclamation point it still [ __ ] you
7:08 and I don't know why it's yeah it said
7:11 Uno I don't know what
7:14 exactly whatever it's fine it's fine
7:16 what is this I clicked what the [ __ ] I
7:18 don't know what this is what the hell
7:20 all right it was Mark's turn I don't
7:24 know what the [ __ ] is happening I don't
7:27 know fine
7:31 good oh man that was funny that a no no
7:34 no it was not funny not funny that's
7:37 what it wasn't was waade that's what it
7:39 wasn't was what it wasn't was that's
7:41 what it wasn't was that's what it wasn't
7:44 was wasn't that's what it is was yeah
7:46 they tried to cutie tried to screw me
7:47 but you SC you screwed the now now they
7:53 screw oh yeah have a sexy carrot [ __ ]
7:55 that's okay I got a
8:00 dancing everyone just Cal [ __ ] down
8:03 nice red that's a nice red here go Mark
8:07 no you want my hand you fool you fool
8:10 you can pass it Forward seven you fool
8:13 oops go I'll
8:16 take mine back give me yeah that's
8:18 probably a good call give me that [ __ ]
8:19 it's all right it's all right give me
8:21 that [ __ ] good play good play good play
8:25 boys I got him oh what do you
8:28 got you think that's going to fool me oh
8:34 no oh here that's bad ha no caught him
8:36 oh [ __ ] W well now I don't want their
8:37 hand I want yours again what's wrong
8:40 with mine I mean what's good about mine
8:43 you know I'm what's good about this it's
8:46 this car is a bad head it's not oh [ __ ]
8:48 [ __ ]
8:50 [ __ ] all right glad we got all those
8:52 sevens played out now I feel much better
8:55 uhhuh sure [ __ ] everyone spaceship well
8:56 that doesn't [ __ ] everyone that's good
8:59 for everybody right well I got [ __ ]
9:01 well yeah you got [ __ ] here comes a
9:05 [ __ ] there you go Bob oh come on come on
9:07 oh yeah J CHR you would do the same to
9:09 me [ __ ] heart I didn't do anything to
9:12 you You' done plenty to me oh my
9:17 goodness you are a dill there we go yeah
9:20 [ __ ] you computer [ __ ] okay I think
9:22 we can all agree that the computer's the
9:27 real douche here no no no no no B
9:34 it's GNA just what color they pick I
9:38 don't even know I GNA decline that one
9:40 one
9:48 oh
9:50 oh this is nice wish there was a way to
9:54 pass this along but I'm just outraged so
9:57 oh man come on come on come on man come
10:00 on man
10:03 oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh
10:06 yeah got him all right that's fair
10:08 that's fair that's fair I'm glad you
10:10 made it thank you for challenging marks
10:16 draw you see that misdirection I did
10:19 there you like that little bit of bit a
10:22 little bit no I don't it was good it was
10:24 not good no come
10:27 on here we go here we go ready here we
10:33 ooh O A gam Style guy let's play it
10:35 that's not a gam Style guy it is too
10:39 it's him and McDonald's five is Gangam
10:49 that Mark I
10:52 thought I
10:55 thought oh no Mark what is this shitty
10:59 hand don't blame me I didn't get the oh
11:01 that was my hand that I didn't get that
11:03 your hand what have you done to it I
11:06 didn't do anything you think Uno happens
11:08 [ __ ] Christmas experiment gun wrong
11:11 see you [ __ ] oh yeah oh
11:17 yeah all right oh yeah Style guy listen
11:20 listen listen listen you guys you guys
11:21 are a bunch of do it I guess you guys
11:26 are a bunch of fools watch this magic oh
11:29 [ __ ] give me that give me that
11:36 stuff oh what a Play What a Play What a
11:38 Play What a play wait wait wait wait
11:39 play what to play what to play what to
11:41 play what to play what to play what to
11:43 play what to play what to play want to
11:46 play what to play what to play I hate
11:48 you a little bit well what did I do what
11:50 did I do you're bad you're bad person
11:52 I'm not a bad person I'm not a bad
11:56 person going to go with that one no yeah
11:58 that's a good
12:01 one got any blues over there
12:05 Wade yeah I got this one I got 80s Weird
12:08 Al all right I [ __ ] well guess what uh
12:10 um me
12:13 me well who do I pick pick me see I'm
12:16 going to do I'm going to do the the oh
12:19 God damn it why the computer wait wait
12:21 so what color no I can okay I can
12:23 prevent that from happening at least but
12:25 yeah me
12:28 too why did you do this I didn't want
12:31 either of you have Uno I we could have
12:34 shared it I could have whatever you
12:36 could have shared it I don't know what
12:38 that is the [ __ ] is that that means if
12:40 you play anything other than a
12:44 number what what what if you play
12:48 anything other than a number draw a card
12:51 if they have blue I swear to God thank
12:54 you that would have been your fault that
12:55 would have been better than you guys
12:58 winning at least it's an objective party
13:00 yes it would have for me yet this round
13:03 yeah we've played one round wait no wait
13:05 sh [ __ ]
13:10 you [ __ ] you sh [ __ ]
13:19 listen oh yeah how about this and then a
13:21 little bit of that action no you jumped
13:26 it on yourself yeah see Dam you fool you
13:29 fool oh I [ __ ] hate y was going to
13:33 [ __ ] hate you
13:38 all what happening okay just like
13:50 go uh yeah nah n n n bro n
13:56 bro n n n no look who's [Laughter]
13:59 [Laughter]
14:02 that's not really that much oh [ __ ]
14:05 yes who [ __ ] turn is it what's happen [ __ ]
14:07 [ __ ] oh
14:09 oh
14:12 I why I do
14:14 this the long
14:18 slow delve into the realizations oh no come
14:27 on why what you get you now [ __ ] no
14:38 except wait why why did you do this I
14:40 don't want to do this oh I love you
14:50 [Laughter]
14:53 me how did that happen computer jumped
14:57 in on myter jumped in on you godamn oh I
15:00 deserved it yeah you do yeah you do you
15:02 you learning some you learn yeah you're
15:05 learning computer is wait so where do we
15:06 where do you click to call the computer
15:08 on Uno cuz it's about to be at Uno and
15:11 [ __ ] I know bottom
15:16 right bottom right exclamation Starburst
15:21 why no [ __ ] you God damn it oh no oh man
15:22 they're so they're too fast I didn't get
15:25 to [ __ ] P just have it all right
15:28 listen jump in [ __ ] thank you Bob thank
15:30 you thank you B they don't have green
15:32 it's fine it's fine
15:35 oh oh no what does that mean that means
15:43 [ __ ] hey wait a
15:46 minute no no
15:48 no uhoh
15:51 uhoh
16:00 Mark I'm real not that color you have to
16:04 draw that of all things that color I had
16:07 blue the game was over and I'd won again
16:12 yeah you know what so sad so sad you
16:16 know what so sad no [ __ ] [ __ ] you
16:18 [ __ ] you [ __ ] you know what that's fine
16:35 oh [ __ ] oh wait I didn't get a chance to
16:39 click God [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate all of you
16:48 ha uh-oh oh no oh no that's not good
16:50 what does that do if you play anything
16:57 oh just [ __ ] me I guess wait how do you
16:59 have Uno it looks like you have two
17:04 cards oh [ __ ] you thank you why [ __ ] me
17:08 yes [ __ ] you do I still draw oh thank
17:12 God oh thank God hey I earned
17:16 this all of you I hate you right guys
17:24 no Bob you had such a good ending
17:27 hand I hate you so much that double the
17:30 double reverse why did you give him the
17:31 good hand why did you do it I didn't
17:34 want you to win why don't you want me to
17:37 win what's wrong with me winning wait
17:39 what what why should you win
17:42 Bob cuz I've never won I haven't won
17:44 anything today I didn't even [ __ ] get
17:46 my bait on the
17:48 hook all right that's fair alone catch a
17:52 fish that's fair that's fair that's fair
17:54 wait I didn't catch a fish either no no
17:56 one cares you had a
17:59 fish not today oh [ __ ] aha
18:01 aha
18:03 [ __ ] oh
18:07 [ __ ] the full the full turnar around
18:11 [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] a doodle
18:19 him got oh damn I don't have a
18:23 three yeah uh-huh uhhuh
18:26 okay I'm real sorry about this buddy
18:28 well listen okay listen buddy buddy
18:30 listen I greed [Laughter]
18:35 [Laughter]
18:45 have I'm real sorry about that buddy I'm
18:49 real sorry I'm real sorry about that
18:53 buddy I'm real sorry
19:07 much oh it's my
19:12 turn what I had guest I hate all of you
19:16 in this entire game so much Bob you have
19:19 a good hand no I
19:24 don't oh come on Bob man be a friend
19:28 uhoh uh uh uh wait how good's your hand uh
19:30 uh
19:31 I don't know what great great I mean
19:33 great I mean great I just saw how good
19:35 shut [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] can I not
19:36 jump in on
19:39 this I want to do
19:42 stuff [ __ ] hate you I want to play
19:45 the game too guys oh participate could I
19:48 be here I'll Stand in the corner I
19:52 guess good all enemies anyway I'm just
19:55 going to do that that's a good good
20:03 wait I choose this one wow okay Molly
20:14 no Welcome to Hell sh [ __ ] whatever
20:16 God I don't feel like I was downgraded
20:19 that much God damn it B why' you give me
20:22 your shitty hand I didn't do that the
20:24 computer did that thank you ah why did
20:26 you have a shitty hand you should have
20:29 known welcome to my entire [ __ ] life
20:33 oh here's some more for your life that's
20:35 my draw to that I was saving that I
20:38 didn't play against you on purpose okay
20:41 I believe that
20:44 [ __ ] wait if you win
20:47 again please wait wait listen let's talk
20:50 about this oh wow really oh wow wow hey
20:52 wow okay all right well oh I see what you
20:53 you did
20:55 did
20:57 what I don't see there's a problem
20:58 there's a problem with that hand if
21:02 you're trying to win stuff oh I mean you
21:04 can always save that card for last
21:07 last
21:09 it's I don't even I don't I've not been
21:10 paying attention CU I'm trying so hard
21:12 to get to my food so hungry don't eat
21:15 food I'm not
21:17 yet here Mark take some time to Stew on
21:21 it take to Stew on
21:25 it big baby just two on it it's all I've
21:27 got at this point it's all I've got I
21:30 don't have any insults turn
21:35 uh do it again here you go no no no no
21:43 no it's okay there's lots of good stuff [ __ ]
21:45 [ __ ]
21:49 you there's no way you don't have yellow
21:59 it's no [ __ ]
22:08 yellow these extra cards are weird as
22:16 [ __ ] well you knew he had yellow but
22:19 I guess it wasn't for him that's
22:23 fine oh no he if he was drawing right
22:27 wait no I'm not a fool in that no not
22:29 fool I'm not a fool
22:33 I'm not a fool he had yellow oh he had
22:35 he had yellow yeah he did he did how do
22:38 you know that [ __ ] me my turn me I jump
22:41 in oh boy this one no don't play my damn
22:46 Cards Against Me D you Dill eer oh yeah
22:53 jelly oh yeah oh boy oh no oh no there
22:55 man that's really that's just rough huh
22:57 yeah it's real
23:00 rough ah oh
23:04 no oh there we go okay all right no no
23:10 no boom great
23:13 great is that good did I do good what
23:14 what is what is this what is happening
23:17 what's happening why' that happen oh cuz
23:19 it's not a oh it's not a oh it's not a
23:21 it wasn't a number card that's right
23:22 forgot about that go
23:26 God wait so is that the whole time now
23:39 god
23:42 well such a such a conundrum I've got
23:45 here it's fine I
23:50 guess oh neat okay okay okay okay I see
23:53 how it is cool cool
24:10 H oh B oh God but not so fast I've I've
24:12 screwed myself up because to keep I just
24:15 draw God why why am I doing that why did
24:17 I do that that that did nothing why did
24:19 I do that there was no point to that
24:21 that was uh that was [ __ ] amazing is
24:23 what that was I thought I don't know I
24:25 don't know man I don't know man I don't
24:30 I like how you play cards and hurt
24:32 yourself and then you jump in on
24:34 yourself and hurt yourself look I just I
24:36 see something flashing I'm like I should
24:38 press a button there huh should I should
24:39 do that and then I do and then it's
24:42 stupid and then I'm dumb that that was
24:45 such a good sequence I love it I that's
24:46 what you get that's what you get that's
24:49 what you get skip other people Mark
24:51 listen hey look wait I've got to about a
24:54 good stuff no damn
24:59 it no wait I earned that hand
25:03 and then I earned it no okay all right
25:13 you I hate you so much I I don't know
25:15 what that does I don't know
25:27 oh I was doing fine I was doing fine I
25:31 was doing fine I was doing fine I was doing
25:32 doing
25:36 fine give me that [ __ ] hand you don't
25:38 want it now it's not the right color it doesn't
25:40 doesn't
25:43 matter the computer also had three cards
25:46 it was probably better don't
25:49 care I just really want to click on
25:52 stuff I miss clicking on stuff guys
25:53 clicking on stuff is the best do you
25:56 remember when I used to play do stuff do
25:59 you remember how no I don't no I don't
26:02 actually I don't I used to do so many
26:05 stuff uhhuh just good just good just
26:08 good just so just good stuff yeah
26:11 [ __ ] just good stuff wow oh good play
26:15 Bob good play a good play Bob good play
26:19 good I got him again good play good play
26:21 good play that's a good play that's a
26:23 good why are you going to change the
26:26 color like that if you want me to help
26:35 no was that a good bit it felt like a good
26:37 good
26:40 bit wait what the [ __ ] that's all I can
26:42 do that's what you
26:45 get I guess I'm playing one of these
26:47 whatever that is
26:51 okay oh no no [ __ ] no
26:53 no no
26:55 no
26:57 no please give me something that makes weight
26:58 weight
27:02 said Mark help me no why that doesn't
27:05 help me I had no choice that's
27:08 that's
27:14 help
27:16 [ __ ] I was about to have my third win in
27:18 a row I need it
27:22 guys no I dislike you immensely no mark
27:25 look it's fine see oh thank God see it's
27:30 fine mark why would you do
27:34 that oh you freaking you giant [ __ ]
27:36 it's okay look at this wait that's that
27:47 idea well now our hands are all back to
27:49 [ __ ] Marcus just a pure Anarchist he
27:51 doesn't give a
27:58 unhappy I did that I keep playing C
28:06 quenes godamn all right well [ __ ] at
28:07 least we're not back to basically our
28:08 starting hand
28:11 size I I only got four of them I'm good
28:15 one above and beyond look look guys it's
28:17 like golf the more you get the better
28:20 right it is fun to have a lot of cards
28:22 and to drop some D's on some people
28:26 pretty fun pretty fun pretty pretty fun
28:35 wrong remember when we were close to
28:38 ending this
28:44 no no oh no no no wait no why no I drew
28:47 it wait no
28:49 no
28:53 ha hey that's my turn no it's not oh no
28:56 oh there's a problem
29:09 take mine me I guess fine it's fine I
29:10 know what's going to happen now yeah
29:15 that's the stuff that's good oh
29:17 okay thank you thank
29:22 Youk you God damn it thank
29:25 you wait play Zero for God's sake play
29:28 Zero I had to draw
29:29 this so
29:31 bad all right wait think about it think
29:33 about it think about oh you didn't think
29:35 about it you didn't think about it now
29:37 you're a fool now you're the fool you're
29:41 a fool yeah look at that hand Mark do some
29:41 some
29:46 stuff I guess this normal card oh why
29:48 remember when Uno was just played with
29:49 like normal cards that don't do weird
29:53 amazing things be like a how is this
30:09 [Music]
30:11 meat ah this I'm not going to have this
30:14 for a while am I to do people are going
30:16 to take it right from me I'm going to
30:19 lose this it's going to be gone I'm losing
30:20 losing
30:25 it yes oh what holy it was a
30:28 f I didn't realize it was a f
30:32 it was your hand Wade only for a second
30:36 it was your hand Wade no come on Bob come
30:38 come
30:42 on this is Cutie's fault your hand oh
30:44 God are we going again literally made that
30:45 that
30:50 happen oh god oh good I get to go first
30:52 first good
30:54 good d
30:56 d
30:59 p I had to press the day to jump in
31:03 right it's fun stuff this is a good game
31:07 guys this is a good game good game good
31:09 here do it waade it's a good hand B I
31:11 didn't really want to get rid of is it
31:14 I'll I'll see about that personally so
31:17 good no oh it is a good hand it's a
31:19 pretty good hand I like that back
31:25 hand I just wanted to check it for you
31:27 Bob I wanted to make sure it was really
31:28 good for you but you got to have a
31:30 little Peak at it you get a little
31:32 confirmation on what's going on in there
31:35 yeah it's quality stuff it's good stuff
31:38 right right
31:40 about how do you not have a draw two you
31:42 have like six
31:46 cards like six cards a draw two like this
31:47 this
31:50 one oh well that's kind of rude how do
31:52 you not have a draw
31:55 two I only had four cards how do they un
31:58 what the [ __ ] wait no one [ __ ] with it
32:00 [ __ ] with it I have a draw for I Mark
32:02 okay it's fine
32:05 you've okay I didn't do anything okay
32:08 you Chang the color so now his draw four
32:10 yeah my draw my draw four was a blue
32:21 know wow they took it wow
32:23 stupid wow got
32:28 him hey this is hey wait no hang on it's
32:31 okay I won't keep it for long why is
32:33 that why clicked you you [ __ ] Co why
32:35 is that why is that well maybe cuz you
32:39 just did that now mob's going to take it
32:42 no it's okay there's a problematic card
32:44 in all of these hands I see I see what
32:46 you were talking about oh God damn it
32:48 I'm draw
32:52 again oh okay Jesus see this is where you've
32:54 you've
33:03 God uh oh wait hang
33:06 on what the [ __ ] oh it's
33:20 oh I don't know what to do here Bob Fade
33:20 to the
33:24 cards the fade of the cards art of the
33:28 cardsart of the cards wait Arts
33:31 y I simply didn't make it yellow you
33:39 yes thank you so much I'd like to thank
33:41 all my fans who really brought me here I
33:43 thank everyone for supporting me all
33:45 these years finally got a click on a [ __ ]
33:47 [ __ ]
33:51 card play [ __ ] Play Seven it's not
33:55 aboute game Che about ball guys and
33:59 stuff oh God two references
34:02 ha oh God are we going
34:07 again I yeah we you guys want to call it
34:08 I think maybe end the end the stream
34:11 with some chitchat bring it down a bit
34:12 oh you want to actually do some
34:14 podcasting yeah some podcast we talked
34:16 for like an hour and a half man like
34:18 yeah I
34:23 know well I meant actually in like a
34:26 like a holistic way I've got good stuff
34:29 all right we'll play this game game out
34:30 it's going to be a two hour are we
34:33 playing it now apparently who whose turn
34:35 is it oh it's W's turn Bob wants me to
34:37 take his hands I didn't really have that
34:38 good stuff but you're welcome or
34:41 whatever me kind of my well you had good
34:44 stuff I know you I thought maybe we
34:46 would have like an even tree but
34:48 but
34:55 not um not that kachow wow oh no no no
35:00 oh I still don't have good stuff how are
35:02 all four of those CS worse than what I
35:05 had I don't know
35:07 man part of the cards part of the cards
35:11 of the cards of the cards no no no a
35:13 just hoping that cutie was going to do
35:15 it again and
35:21 uh okay change a color cuz I'm out of
35:24 yellows are you got
35:35 good it's awfully tame game so far okay
35:37 waa still tame still tame still very tame
35:45 okay okay needs to calm the [ __ ] down a
35:50 buddy pal what's up pal friend he's just
35:52 gonna just gonna be like that yeah man
35:55 friend pal now everyone's got a
35:57 draw you all right there did you get
36:03 seconds try to remember what
36:06 I back in [Music]
36:08 [Music]
36:10 my that I didn't want to do
36:13 that or did
36:15 I what is this now we all are down to
36:18 three cards we're down to
36:20 three well not
36:23 really oh well we were three of us are
36:27 three of us are [ __ ] okay there we go wa oh
36:29 oh
36:32 whoa Jesus
36:37 Jes you look up like texbook Youtube
36:39 Over YouTube overreaction
36:41 overreaction
36:45 whoa was this Alia playing some Uno holy [ __ ]
36:46 [ __ ] sorry
36:48 sorry
36:52 sorry a sick burn there
36:59 Bob you really got him got him oh you
37:01 well Hey listen I think you might be
37:04 goofing me I think if there's ever a
37:06 situation where you're goofing me I
37:08 think it'd be now cuz i' least suspect
37:11 it I don't think he's goofing he wasn't
37:15 goofing you feel goofed now you feel go
37:17 now no
37:20 bit [ __ ] come on man thought we were
37:24 friends a [ __ ] a
37:28 [ __ ] don't do it oh no Dam damn it oh you
37:35 [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what the
37:39 hell okay wait there's a thing I should
37:43 do here yeah do 90% sure it's that what
37:44 why would you do that does why would you
37:46 do that why would you do that that does
37:47 feel good guys I forget what my last
37:51 card was oh no how do you not you just
37:52 look just
37:55 remember Jesus
37:58 Christ all right
38:00 do some stuff oh you got it it's all you
38:03 bud oh go just kill it oh yeah come on
38:05 Wade bring it home pile it on him pile
38:06 it on him
38:10 Wade oh so nasty oh [ __ ] oh I feel like
38:13 a dirty girl
38:16 now that's right a little problem me in
38:21 ear holes what oh Hey listen just going
38:25 to do this what's wrong did I did I did
38:30 I say something wrong a no a did I say
38:36 something a oh no no no oh okay I don't
38:37 even have a good hand I thought I had a
38:39 good hand turns out
38:51 [ __ ] you okay God damn it my hand is so
38:55 big my hand is so
38:59 big uh just here listen it's fine just
39:01 well why is that fine BL is blue good is
39:03 blue good for you buddy Blue's not good
39:05 it is it's great oh wait wait hang on
39:15 option come on that's what you get
39:17 seconds that's what you get that's what
39:19 you get that's what you get oh shut up
39:21 11 Carter oh oh okay you were just
39:23 talking about your big hand and now it's
39:24 my big hand you don't hear me
39:26 complaining about it that's what you get
39:29 that's what you don't don't what you
39:32 get this is what I get that wasn't that
39:35 wasn't that bad for you [ __ ] for me but
39:39 oh no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you yeah I know right
39:42 I know why is this my life right now I
39:44 don't know uh all right I'm just going
39:47 to do a classic old oh got him oh I
39:48 wanted to do that that was my hand at
39:50 one point I was excited for that move
39:52 there we
39:55 go oh God damn
39:58 it no
40:02 oh oh [ __ ] H Choose Wisely that's not a
40:05 good color you f that's not a good color
40:09 e God damn it I'm
40:19 you what you think was going to happen
40:32 he was forced to what do you I want more
40:34 cards with which to punish you
40:40 all it no I'm going to punish
40:51 punishment oh a come on man
40:54 uhoh who's tur okay it's his turn no no
40:58 it's fine okay that's fine
40:59 I know every time anything happens I'm
41:01 so [ __ ]
41:03 terrified I don't know what any of it
41:05 means back it get Bob look at your I
41:14 please I think oh what is happening and
41:19 why can't I help there I want a
41:24 turn God Dam it oh [ __ ] me come
41:27 on there all right what's a good color
41:29 Mark uh I don't want to say I don't know
41:32 whether to trust you I'm just going to
41:33 that's good that's good that's good
41:34 that's what I want you guys sure you
41:38 don't want to [ __ ] reverse it nah man
41:43 why what why what no
41:48 why you crazy God oh [ __ ] him whoa Jes
41:51 oh come on then oh well let's reward the
41:53 [ __ ] who [ __ ] [ __ ] me oh God damn it
42:08 it no no no that's not what I want no no
42:11 no trade with me I have the next fewest
42:13 cards I'm trading with you I have next
42:16 next no I had good
42:26 draw oh [ __ ] oh God wait no wait no I
42:33 no oh
42:37 [ __ ] God damn how many times have we
42:39 laughed be upset can't you all just
42:47 [ __ ] what
42:50 what
42:53 no not the same
42:55 color oh
42:58 God got
43:02 I oh no matter what I have to
43:09 draw oh no yes hey yes you're welcome
43:12 everybody else oh no [ __ ] oh no okay
43:16 wait wait wait Mark your turn no no no
43:22 no no no no no no get a mark no no no no
43:25 no I probably should have hit that
43:28 earlier what I don't know what you want
43:30 and I probably picked
43:34 wrong and I've got [ __ ]
43:37 but no no well that sh kind looks like a
43:39 wild it's a spaceship you could have
43:43 played it oh yeah but I didn't want to I
43:45 didn't want to play it
43:47 it better
43:49 better
43:54 [ __ ] man that this just went downhill
43:58 quickly oh yeah look at you guys je
44:01 Jesus it just sprs the on you when you
44:04 draw a card godam listen to me about
44:07 this oh [ __ ] you that's what you get oh
44:16 [ __ ] fu fu
44:18 fu six
44:19 six
44:23 six all right here we
44:25 go okay all right could somebody [ __ ]
44:30 reverse this [ __ ] please ah no no no
44:33 don't do it okay don't don't reverse it
44:36 don't reverse it got him don't worry
44:49 good all right this this sounds good oh
44:53 you f Relentless Dill [ __ ] all right
45:02 just no none of that from
45:04 you what man come on and none of this
45:06 from you either there [ __ ] wow God
45:09 damn that's brutal [ __ ] Savage and he
45:11 didn't even do anything Cutie's just
45:13 been over there having a good
45:16 time I don't trust them come on how do
45:18 you have so many of those hey how's it
45:21 feel how's it taste huh how's it feel I
45:24 took your hand once I took your hand
45:26 once I took your hand once and that was it
45:27 it
45:30 there's no way there's no way yeah you
45:33 had Reds you [ __ ] you had Reds you [ __ ]
45:38 you unbelievable [ __ ] you tell
45:42 bom got him all right and look at that
45:44 oh [ __ ] you what the shitty shitty
45:47 [ __ ] bang bang is wrong with you I
45:49 don't I just play the game man hate the
45:51 player what the shitty shitty [ __ ]
45:53 gang bang is wrong with
46:02 a oh my
46:06 God it's over it's over it's finally
46:09 over [ __ ] wait is
46:15 good my honestly just dance is my
46:19 favorite so then why are we doing this
46:26 where I don't like is probably oh my turn
46:28 turn
46:31 it was your turn anyway but good job bud
46:36 I had to jump in oh [ __ ] you guys what
46:39 here oh
46:41 yeah oh uh
46:43 uh
46:48 yeah oo nice play good job computer good job
46:50 job
46:52 computer [ __ ] me oh man we just Tred to
46:54 keep this nice and calm man we just Tred
46:57 to keep it I was calm I'm calm don't
46:59 sound calm you can't beat us like you
47:03 beat yourself off W oh yes I can just
47:08 give me the okay and I'll be oh [ __ ]
47:13 you way God that didn't help me either
47:17 [ __ ] at least you get a play no I don't
47:20 I jumped in one time one time that's all
47:25 I've got to do oh no bye Bob oh no
47:38 God God I clicked it God damn it what
47:43 the hell hey you don't want to do that
47:45 that
47:47 uh listen
47:50 Bob whoa whoa whoa whoa hey wait a
47:54 minute listen no no no no no no listen
47:58 Bob listen what the [ __ ] no listen Bob
48:00 listen listen I don't think those stack
48:02 unless you play them one after each
48:07 other listen listen Bob listen listen
48:12 Bob listen Bob listen listen so
48:16 originally the first plus four was legit
48:17 but when we played the second one he
48:19 [ __ ] himself over I did didn't I yeah
48:21 I did yeah I did the first one was
48:23 totally fine
48:28 haha got you now Bob wait my camera
48:38 now I think the battery died oh what's
48:42 the [ __ ] hang on oh God don't don't I'm
48:44 moving hang on here we
48:46 go it's [Laughter]
48:49 [Laughter]
48:55 fine jump in oh plus two oh yeah good move
48:57 move
48:59 oh yeah it's okay I skipped you buddy that
49:00 that
49:03 time what the hell who did that how many
49:05 know you got
49:09 whb oh you know what I got hang on not
49:14 that no no no
49:23 cards am I back hello
49:33 I come back from the dead to [ __ ] you oh
49:47 that we damn
49:50 it I mean that's kind of a valid
49:52 response to pretty much anything wait
49:57 yes yay wait what yay thank you computer y
49:59 y
50:02 oh wait a
50:05 minute hey
50:08 now I that was an accident I didn't even
50:11 I didn't even do that I played the zero
50:13 but I didn't give you the two like the
50:15 dumb computer who just had that card for
50:18 an hour and knew what it was okay waade
50:20 listen it's just a game man it's just a
50:22 game he's used to only having to play
50:25 himself and always winning so you can't
50:28 lose if you're your old only
50:32 you I think Gandhi said that he did it
50:34 was on myair a gandi [Laughter]
50:46 man a listen man come on man come on
50:51 come come hey man hey what's Hey listen up
50:51 up
50:54 man come on
50:57 challenge why why would would you do I
51:00 like blue anyway I don't know what
51:03 challenge him no challenge is no you
51:13 I oh challenge godamn you yes I
51:14 challenged that
51:16 move wait whatever you're thinking of
51:19 I'm going to challenge it do oh yeah right
51:21 right CH
51:24 CH
51:29 [ __ ] nope nope oh nope extra nope that's
51:32 not it oh that's a good one no I'm just
51:35 going to keep I'll play this
51:40 one God damn it oh what sorry Wade well
51:49 green oh no ha uhoh wait hang on no wait
51:52 hang on wait wait hang on wait you just
51:54 made a great
51:58 play ah damn oh all right listen the
52:03 Fool's on you now fool you who's fooled you
52:04 you
52:06 are I'm just going to jump in on myself real
52:07 real
52:10 hard oh come on you just
52:14 made a great play but we sort of knew
52:16 that one's coming hey come on wait no
52:19 come on man you don't why you I threw it
52:22 come on man why you got do we got to do
52:25 that Mark yeah Mark yes G your revenge
52:28 okay all right Here Comes Here Comes big whmo
52:46 idiot did you only have one card before
52:50 way yeah man yes I did what happened
52:52 what is that oh [ __ ] what is that no no
52:54 you're all [ __ ]
53:01 what nothing what was
53:04 that the [ __ ] why would you want to why
53:13 Reds I don't know about that I mark
53:14 That's sketchy that's sketchy that's
53:19 sketchy that's sketchy that's SK ah [ __ ]
53:23 A you just have three
53:25 cards that was me that said that before
53:27 and I don't appr appreciate your version
53:29 of how I talk that's what you sounded
53:30 like to
53:35 me [ __ ] wait wait no wait oh my God I
53:37 ruined that I ruin bomb whenever I see
53:39 why would you do this I don't know
53:41 whenever I see whenever I see jump in I
53:46 just click I can't I can't not oh my God
53:50 okay here we go we're having a good time
53:52 here having a good time having a good
53:54 time just go ahead and get him Mark do
53:57 your thing no leave me alone thank
54:00 you wait a minute [ __ ] wait a minute
54:03 take it take it take it I don't want
54:07 it oh po you'll like it you'll like it
54:09 no wait what
54:19 no what is this that a chaos oh go yes
54:22 yes yes all right good stuff oh God no
54:25 course I can play your hand
54:27 sucks get rid of that I
54:29 guess oh now they can play their
54:33 [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] me no it's
54:34 okay Bob you can keep the train and
54:41 it now I've got my hand back
54:44 I you got your hand back can I have that thank
54:44 thank
54:49 you no that was the last card I'm stuck
55:00 [Music]
55:04 oh a [ __ ] that's funny that's funny
55:05 right there I don't care who you are
55:13 that I didn't know that could
55:18 happen who whoa whoa whoa no no no yes
55:20 yes [ __ ] your
55:23 computer four you take the four that you passed
55:24 passed
55:27 what pass
55:30 me me me me me no
55:37 anything oh come on
55:39 on
55:42 oh hey waade how's it going got some
55:45 cards to play no I got a couple n let's
55:46 talk about this let's call everybody
55:49 calm down well I didn't do nothing oh
55:55 red oh here enjoy this I guess what is
55:58 that the hell is that then you've only
56:02 got 3 seconds to play I can't I got draw
56:05 [ __ ] it's fine drawing counts apparently
56:07 okay what's he do if I don't play in 3
56:09 seconds I think he just makes you draw a
56:11 card it's not that bad I don't have any
56:13 of those oh whatever this is I'm playing
56:15 it oh that means the next person to draw
56:18 draws extra cards uhoh wait holy [ __ ]
56:20 that's not good that's probably going to be
56:21 be
56:24 Wade no he has yellow [ __ ] I've got
56:27 yellows like thank God it's not red
56:32 no no wait let's talk about this
56:34 this
56:37 [ __ ] I hate all of
56:40 you not red
56:44 [ __ ] you got be [ __ ] kidding
56:49 me can he get over 20 is it possible oh
56:50 it's very
56:53 possible oh
56:56 [ __ ] the I guess we'll keep it red then
56:59 huh I don't have eights oh I got nines I got
57:05 nines oh God red eight I kid get red [ __ ]
57:11 eight yeah I'm just me me me me me me me do
57:12 do
57:15 that wait I promise next time I have the
57:17 option I'll trade decks with you okay I
57:21 jumped in okay oh what is this hand this
57:23 is worse yeah enjoy
57:27 that oh God how is it
57:30 worse man you got a lot of jumpins in
57:31 this hand though
57:33 huh oh
57:43 [ __ ] not so bad not so bad
57:48 ha oh no what about me no not you bye W
57:50 you don't need to play [ __ ] You uh-oh no
57:53 wait let's not oh
58:02 all right what color did he have uh I
58:04 don't know pretty
58:08 sure maybe didn't have yellow
58:10 [ __ ] it's okay the other one's blue I'm
58:12 pretty sure the other one's blue that's
58:14 a good call cuz that was [Music]
58:17 [Music]
58:20 scary now balls I might be in trouble
58:22 with that one that might that might SC
58:25 me no you're it's your lucky day thank you
58:26 you
58:30 what what's happening [Laughter]
58:32 [Laughter]
58:37 uhoh wait what you in there Wade no God damn
58:38 damn
58:43 it oh what is The Shield oh no
58:47 no wait can I play what I think it
58:49 protects you from like plus fours or
58:51 plus twos
59:00 [ __ ] yay that
59:03 [ __ ] oh if it was blue were you
59:05 going to win were you going to win he he
59:07 has blue left that's his that's his
59:09 thing we got to change it Mark you know
59:12 I if you have a wild I won challenge you
59:16 I've no not that not me not me not me
59:29 what [ __ ] color is it is it blue
59:31 right now yesam
59:35 it Jesus Christ oh well that's all
59:38 keeping that those are good ones oh I
59:40 can't play that no I like him I'll keep
59:42 that one too it's fine oh look at that
59:46 oh boy I got so many good CS over here
59:49 guys that's a good play it's a good play
59:59 Mark yes what hello I believe in the
60:10 uh never mind it kind of worked out oh like a winwin for you wait let's talk
60:12 like a winwin for you wait let's talk about this it's you try again oh [ __ ]
60:15 about this it's you try again oh [ __ ] you guys come
60:18 you guys come on no no oh now you all get to enjoy
60:22 on no no oh now you all get to enjoy feeling my pain from ear no
60:34 man you pass me for best hand card hand in your cards thanks man I got such a
60:36 in your cards thanks man I got such a good card hand there you go
60:40 good card hand there you go Wade now you've got the best card hand
60:43 Wade now you've got the best card hand in your cards oh what a good card hand
60:46 in your cards oh what a good card hand you got Wade there go I don't want to
60:49 you got Wade there go I don't want to play anyway else [ __ ] jump in oh boy
60:53 play anyway else [ __ ] jump in oh boy they're just going to take it right back
60:54 they're just going to take it right back this is [ __ ] yeah see the secret is
60:57 this is [ __ ] yeah see the secret is secret is you got to go for the big
60:59 secret is you got to go for the big hands big hands yeah get seven so they
61:03 hands big hands yeah get seven so they you want to get the good card hands in
61:04 you want to get the good card hands in your hand cards so that you've got the
61:06 your hand cards so that you've got the good cards in your hand you got to have
61:08 good cards in your hand you got to have good hand cards at all times so your
61:09 good hand cards at all times so your hand card real
61:11 hand card real good trade Bob you want to trade this
61:13 good trade Bob you want to trade this hand back and forth yeah let's do it man
61:16 hand back and forth yeah let's do it man here we
61:22 go what about me what about me down I like it I'm in I play hey Bob you want
61:25 like it I'm in I play hey Bob you want to go get
61:27 to go get no me me me me me commuter do it no
61:41 a uh oh well no one has those to stack I guess um computer do
61:45 guess um computer do it man it's really not working out the
61:47 it man it's really not working out the team play is not coming through here no
61:49 team play is not coming through here no it's really not I'm trying to work as a
61:51 it's really not I'm trying to work as a team I can't do
61:54 team I can't do it ah
61:57 it ah yeah yeah that is not ideal
62:01 yeah yeah that is not ideal oh but hey now you've got a lot of one
62:05 oh but hey now you've got a lot of one card Yay good this is what I
62:16 wanted oh all right well cool that's good all right well I feel good keep
62:19 good all right well I feel good keep keep it going Mark uh you know me I I go
62:23 keep it going Mark uh you know me I I go just just party it up no well actually
62:26 just just party it up no well actually that's not so bad I think he has to draw
62:28 that's not so bad I think he has to draw a wait no I'm I
62:31 a wait no I'm I [ __ ]
62:33 [ __ ] [ __ ] oh how's that
62:36 [ __ ] oh how's that fair okay well he's got a red card okay
62:40 fair okay well he's got a red card okay Bob and I we need to change it from Red
62:42 Bob and I we need to change it from Red for God's
62:43 for God's sake okay all right we got this what
62:46 sake okay all right we got this what numbers do you have Mark what numbers
62:48 numbers do you have Mark what numbers red skip red don't cheat uh three n what
62:51 red skip red don't cheat uh three n what numbers do you have not
62:54 numbers do you have not that woo God damn
62:57 that woo God damn it Mar couldn't read numbers fast enough
62:59 it Mar couldn't read numbers fast enough so we couldn't cude against
63:06 Wade sorry I just had the conundrum of cheating and I just didn't want to
63:07 cheating and I just didn't want to betray betray it's not cheating it's a
63:10 betray betray it's not cheating it's a area wi 25 times against a player under
63:13 area wi 25 times against a player under level 20 thanks for being noobs guys
63:16 level 20 thanks for being noobs guys well good thank you [ __ ] you I don't
63:19 well good thank you [ __ ] you I don't know which one to decide on here think
63:21 know which one to decide on here think you L on this no no no not what
63:26 you L on this no no no not what come on computer hard of the cards hard
63:29 come on computer hard of the cards hard the cards you're about to be [ __ ] with
63:31 the cards you're about to be [ __ ] with never
63:36 mind you it's like you hate me it's like you me it's like you hate me said Thank
63:39 you me it's like you hate me said Thank you or [ __ ] you I'm trying to help you
63:40 you or [ __ ] you I'm trying to help you figure out which one you're trying to
63:42 figure out which one you're trying to thank [ __ ] me I don't think that's a
63:43 thank [ __ ] me I don't think that's a [ __ ]
63:45 [ __ ] style old thank
63:47 style old thank [ __ ] GNA thank [ __ ] out of here
63:50 [ __ ] GNA thank [ __ ] out of here that's why I hait gift giving you got to
63:52 that's why I hait gift giving you got to give the thank [ __ ] after there's so
63:54 give the thank [ __ ] after there's so many thank [ __ ] this time a year oh
63:57 many thank [ __ ] this time a year oh [ __ ] you thank you thank [ __ ] you thank
64:00 [ __ ] you thank you thank [ __ ] you thank [ __ ] me [ __ ] thank you thank you [ __ ]
64:03 [ __ ] me [ __ ] thank you thank you [ __ ] you [ __ ] me this [ __ ] thanks [ __ ]
64:07 you [ __ ] me this [ __ ] thanks [ __ ] everywhere there's thanks all over your
64:08 everywhere there's thanks all over your face no I'm playing God I'm going to
64:11 face no I'm playing God I'm going to thank all over you
64:13 thank all over you ah oh thanks [ __ ] you [ __ ] it's the
64:16 ah oh thanks [ __ ] you [ __ ] it's the thank fuckest
64:19 thank fuckest time why blue again we just had the blue
64:23 time why blue again we just had the blue yeah good boy come on buddy blue oh [ __ ]
64:26 yeah good boy come on buddy blue oh [ __ ] well no what [ __ ] you
64:29 well no what [ __ ] you thanks [ __ ] thanks you there's so
64:32 thanks [ __ ] thanks you there's so much thank [ __ ] happening look it's
64:34 much thank [ __ ] happening look it's got to be a PG thank [ __ ] stream oh
64:37 got to be a PG thank [ __ ] stream oh [Laughter]
64:46 [Laughter] who oh that's a lot of cars there bud
64:49 who oh that's a lot of cars there bud [ __ ]
64:49 [ __ ] [Laughter]
64:54 [Laughter] you oh please
64:56 you oh please no please leave it red they're they're
64:58 no please leave it red they're they're going to hurt me is that good is that
65:01 going to hurt me is that good is that good love you I'm not looking for love
65:03 good love you I'm not looking for love I'm looking for
65:11 thanks God damn it that's not good man a challenge W
65:14 it that's not good man a challenge W yeah I know what they have I just saw
65:16 yeah I know what they have I just saw the [ __ ] ah [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
65:20 the [ __ ] ah [ __ ] no [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right stop being funny stopped this
65:23 all right stop being funny stopped this it's not funny it's not funny
65:26 it's not funny it's not funny it's not hey Mark took the lead he's got
65:29 it's not hey Mark took the lead he's got he's got 14 cards [ __ ] you good what do
65:32 he's got 14 cards [ __ ] you good what do you like this one [ __ ] you it's not red
65:36 you like this one [ __ ] you it's not red they've got red don't give them
66:01 casual oh boy I don't know that that help anybody Wade well I mean you got
66:03 help anybody Wade well I mean you got plenty you can do yeah I know not me not
66:06 plenty you can do yeah I know not me not me not me [ __ ] you want okay
66:14 wow yeah I'm just going to go ahead and do that all right well it wasn't that
66:16 do that all right well it wasn't that good anyway so jokes on you [ __ ] oh jeez
66:20 good anyway so jokes on you [ __ ] oh jeez how' you get so much red enjoy the red
66:23 how' you get so much red enjoy the red computer I'll take my hand back thank
66:25 computer I'll take my hand back thank you
66:30 [Music] it's not that good of a hand anyway I
66:32 it's not that good of a hand anyway I know but I didn't want the other one I
66:34 know but I didn't want the other one I don't have
66:36 don't have red
66:38 red there no no no no yeah dick oh God now I
66:43 there no no no no yeah dick oh God now I don't have
66:44 don't have red it's okay you can play Green
66:48 red it's okay you can play Green probably no I can play green or
66:51 probably no I can play green or yellow oh yeah oh no the the cards hard
66:56 yellow oh yeah oh no the the cards hard of the
66:57 of the cards got him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him
67:00 cards got him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him [ __ ] him ah yelling yelling hard of the
67:02 [ __ ] him ah yelling yelling hard of the cards always makes whatever I want are
67:04 cards always makes whatever I want are the
67:05 the cards oh nice heart thank you you got
67:08 cards oh nice heart thank you you got big hearts heart are my cards
67:12 big hearts heart are my cards no watch this I'm ime okay all right
67:15 no watch this I'm ime okay all right that's pretty even all right I'll take
67:17 that's pretty even all right I'll take it I'll take
67:19 it I'll take it I'm
67:21 it I'm immune watch me I'm immune hey I feel
67:24 immune watch me I'm immune hey I feel like never get to me look look look man
67:27 like never get to me look look look man you're being real rude that's my that's
67:29 you're being real rude that's my that's my you're being real
67:31 my you're being real rude
67:33 rude oh
67:35 oh well it's a
67:42 good you the car turn the car the I don't know what this do you
67:45 don't know what this do you blocked wait
68:03 ah way I thought you knew how this game work I've never actually seen someone
68:06 work I've never actually seen someone use no one's ever used a defense card
68:09 use no one's ever used a defense card the rest of us no one's ever used a
68:11 the rest of us no one's ever used a defense card properly before it's the
68:13 defense card properly before it's the first time I've ever seen well thank
68:16 first time I've ever seen well thank you it's a rare thing to see someone
68:18 you it's a rare thing to see someone actually save it for supposed to be used
68:20 actually save it for supposed to be used well you know that's how I be and that's
68:22 well you know that's how I be and that's what I do I'm strategic oh
68:26 what I do I'm strategic oh my poor Chad can't hear anymore what's
68:29 my poor Chad can't hear anymore what's wrong with you oh me I'm the
68:37 problem can we quit hey hey guys I want to play
68:40 hey hey guys I want to play card oh playing too I like Uno you guys
68:45 card oh playing too I like Uno you guys playing Uno over
68:47 playing Uno over there shut up C collected
68:52 there shut up C collected no oh you guys having fun oh
68:56 no oh you guys having fun oh no I don't have that guys what are you
68:58 no I don't have that guys what are you guys doing over there Uno we're good Bob
69:02 guys doing over there Uno we're good Bob it's your turn it's like
69:05 it's your turn it's like fun I was going to play some of that too
69:08 fun I was going to play some of that too oh [ __ ]
69:10 oh [ __ ] why why e cuz [ __ ] you thanks all right
69:14 why why e cuz [ __ ] you thanks all right thank you [ __ ] there's nothing you can
69:17 thank you [ __ ] there's nothing you can play that would make oh
69:26 [Music] huh I guess I spoke too soon the sad the
69:29 huh I guess I spoke too soon the sad the sad defeat in your
69:32 sad defeat in your voice oh Bob disconnected well you
69:35 voice oh Bob disconnected well you weren't playing anyway Bob so Bob you
69:38 weren't playing anyway Bob so Bob you weren't playing so done you're still
69:39 weren't playing so done you're still here no you're not here you're not in
69:42 here no you're not here you're not in the game anymore I see all of you why
69:44 the game anymore I see all of you why don't you see me we see blah and
69:48 don't you see me we see blah and blah I I just played a six is that
69:52 blah I I just played a six is that happening no okay
69:56 happening no okay play it too you guys playing guys
69:59 play it too you guys playing guys playing
70:05 Uno you having fun oh it's great Bob how are
70:06 are you I'm just down this long
70:10 you I'm just down this long Hall can I come over to your end yeah
70:14 Hall can I come over to your end yeah hey Bob you just play a six good play
70:23 thanks listen when you're done or when I'm done you we meet in the
70:26 I'm done you we meet in the middle and play
70:29 middle and play together you guys want to play at the
70:31 together you guys want to play at the same time and the same game yeah that'd
70:34 same time and the same game yeah that'd be good Bob we'd like that
70:44 okay like this hallway getting longer oh Mark you saved me thank you did I oh oh
70:48 Mark you saved me thank you did I oh oh what I hit that I hit that what the [ __ ]
70:52 what I hit that I hit that what the [ __ ] is wrong with you can I seriously not
70:54 is wrong with you can I seriously not rejoin or am I just [ __ ] here no we'll
70:56 rejoin or am I just [ __ ] here no we'll have to we'll have to just in [ __ ]
70:58 have to we'll have to just in [ __ ] Purgatory like yeah staring at Mark not
71:01 Purgatory like yeah staring at Mark not playing a card nothing's happening okay
71:03 playing a card nothing's happening okay I skip Mark so this game's over I'm
71:04 I skip Mark so this game's over I'm going to win this round it's [ __ ]
71:07 going to win this round it's [ __ ] because
71:14 no well all right it's [ __ ] cuz Wade I think has like cheats to click the Uno
71:16 I think has like cheats to click the Uno button before it pops up so he's a he's
71:20 button before it pops up so he's a he's an [ __ ] that way he's a bad boy he's
71:23 an [ __ ] that way he's a bad boy he's a bad boy is what I'm saying here just
71:25 a bad boy is what I'm saying here just oh what I what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
71:29 oh what I what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no I was going to make you
71:31 what the [ __ ] no I was going to make you win Wade I was going to make you win not
71:34 win Wade I was going to make you win not anymore not with this hand you go back I
71:36 anymore not with this hand you go back I want to go I want to go play with Bob
71:39 want to go I want to go play with Bob yeah let's go let's back out let's go
71:40 yeah let's go let's back out let's go play with Bob all right okay I
71:41 play with Bob all right okay I appreciate that here wait okay goodbye I
71:45 appreciate that here wait okay goodbye I didn't manage to win so now no one
71:48 didn't manage to win so now no one get all I'm going to come over to where
71:50 get all I'm going to come over to where you guys are
71:58 hey I'm here now what the oh God I joined a random
72:00 joined a random oh help don't yell Jesus Christ
72:12 no what was that I think Wade let a horse in that
72:15 that I think Wade let a horse in that was like a Looney Tune sound effect
72:26 [Laughter] wait my God
72:32 help oh Uno's crashing Uno's completely completely B okay I fixed holy [ __ ] I
72:35 completely B okay I fixed holy [ __ ] I think I fixed it I'm sorry it put me in
72:38 think I fixed it I'm sorry it put me in a random Lobby and I
72:39 a random Lobby and I was all right I I got to pee again you
72:42 was all right I I got to pee again you laughing and trying to be quiet and
72:44 laughing and trying to be quiet and that's why you made that sound
73:00 wait what L me and the other people and my audio broke and then I panicked and
73:02 my audio broke and then I panicked and laughed and didn't realize I
73:04 laughed and didn't realize I was I'm sorry sorry Jesus Christ
73:10 was I'm sorry sorry Jesus Christ Manor where the hell's Mark he went to
73:13 Manor where the hell's Mark he went to the bathroom again is his penis broken H
73:18 the bathroom again is his penis broken H that's not the part
73:23 though oh my god oh jeus like my hallway gag yeah I
73:27 god oh jeus like my hallway gag yeah I did I I didn't want to one of the reason
73:29 did I I didn't want to one of the reason I didn't want to leave the game was I
73:31 I didn't want to leave the game was I keep hearing you talk like
73:33 keep hearing you talk like [Music]
73:36 [Music] that oh God I joined that Lobby and
73:39 that oh God I joined that Lobby and everyone was green and they were like
73:40 everyone was green and they were like who are
73:46 you they were talking to you and you just dropped it you were like oh I'm in
73:48 just dropped it you were like oh I'm in a
73:50 a Lobby so to complete strangers you were
73:53 Lobby so to complete strangers you were just like an unbelievable dick
74:03 I'm here I'm back oh hey Mark how's I think I was blasting my audience's ears
74:05 think I was blasting my audience's ears with uh Jazz while I was gone what did
74:08 with uh Jazz while I was gone what did you guys do got something nothing been
74:11 you guys do got something nothing been laughing and I got some more I got my
74:13 laughing and I got some more I got my jerky back out some more jerky nice nice
74:16 jerky back out some more jerky nice nice man I didn't schedule my video to go
74:18 man I didn't schedule my video to go release so I'm going to I'm eating some
74:20 release so I'm going to I'm eating some naked cow smok grass-fed beef jerky all
74:23 naked cow smok grass-fed beef jerky all right Mark I sent you an invite you now
74:26 right Mark I sent you an invite you now I see that all right hang on I'll St
74:27 I see that all right hang on I'll St that I got I got to publicize my video
74:30 that I got I got to publicize my video for today cuz I'm late by a little bit
74:33 for today cuz I'm late by a little bit oh that sounds like a not me problem
74:35 oh that sounds like a not me problem those words are backwards chat there you
74:37 those words are backwards chat there you go it's good stuff I have a jerky
74:40 go it's good stuff I have a jerky subscription box Mark you might be
74:42 subscription box Mark you might be interested in this this is the Rayman
74:44 interested in this this is the Rayman deck by the way
74:46 deck by the way Rayman yep Rayman aren't rabid from the
74:49 Rayman yep Rayman aren't rabid from the Rayman Universe I don't know I never
74:52 Rayman Universe I don't know I never played a Rayman game so AR isn't it
74:54 played a Rayman game so AR isn't it rayman's raying rabbits raming ring
74:57 rayman's raying rabbits raming ring raming rabbit
75:01 raming rabbit rabbit well [ __ ] me Bob I'm not used to
75:04 rabbit well [ __ ] me Bob I'm not used to you being over on the right this this
75:06 you being over on the right this this doesn't me either I thought it was
75:07 doesn't me either I thought it was [ __ ] Mark don't [ __ ] Mark who man hey
75:11 [ __ ] Mark don't [ __ ] Mark who man hey mean thank thank you thank me first oh
75:13 mean thank thank you thank me first oh good jump in Bob got him oh thanks Bob
75:17 good jump in Bob got him oh thanks Bob you're welcome Bob [ __ ] have some more
75:19 you're welcome Bob [ __ ] have some more of that oh you know okay [ __ ] you guys I
75:21 of that oh you know okay [ __ ] you guys I love that have some more of that I will
75:24 love that have some more of that I will yeah [ __ ] you
75:25 yeah [ __ ] you H oh oh let's make it blue now shall we
75:28 H oh oh let's make it blue now shall we [ __ ] you're being you're being real
75:31 [ __ ] you're being you're being real hostile what do you mean [ __ ] you real
75:34 hostile what do you mean [ __ ] you real antagonist oh [ __ ] you're being like
75:37 antagonist oh [ __ ] you're being like very youth hostile right now oh thank
75:40 very youth hostile right now oh thank you hey wait no there's no
75:42 you hey wait no there's no need there was some need Bob there's no
75:44 need there was some need Bob there's no need there's a slight need Bob
75:46 need there's a slight need Bob there's wait my don't challenge me I
75:51 there's wait my don't challenge me I said don't challenge me b
75:59 I don't feel like my utilization of my echo feature is as good as yours Bob
76:02 echo feature is as good as yours Bob mine is on point yeah mine mine mine
76:05 mine is on point yeah mine mine mine mine mine mine I just push the button
76:06 mine mine mine I just push the button either either
76:08 either either either is that good is that good believe
76:10 either is that good is that good believe no it wasn't wasn't
76:19 wasn't [ __ ] you you you okay that's all
76:26 right um I don't like Barbara as much as I liked boah
76:29 I liked boah boah yeah baah had my back I feel like
76:31 boah yeah baah had my back I feel like Barbara's gonna stab me [ __ ] you Barbara
76:34 Barbara's gonna stab me [ __ ] you Barbara right as I speak the game I didn't have
76:36 right as I speak the game I didn't have the game up guys guys I didn't have the
76:37 the game up guys guys I didn't have the game up are you [ __ ] again what you
76:41 game up are you [ __ ] again what you made again I mean yeah again listen the
76:44 made again I mean yeah again listen the game is not that important everybody the
76:46 game is not that important everybody the game is not that important
76:49 game is not that important Barbara uh [ __ ] Mark don't let her win I
76:52 Barbara uh [ __ ] Mark don't let her win I don't think she has red Maybe oh
77:01 woohoo hey wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what about
77:03 whoa whoa what about me whose luck do you exist in oh not be
77:10 me whose luck do you exist in oh not be [ __ ] kidding me oh okay I'll take
77:14 [ __ ] kidding me oh okay I'll take that
77:23 no two can play it this this game [Music]
77:25 [Music] [ __ ] you wait I know you were trying to
77:26 [ __ ] you wait I know you were trying to press it I know you were I know you were
77:30 press it I know you were I know you were I knew you were have this what is that
77:33 I knew you were have this what is that what is that I know I'm going to
77:36 what is that I know I'm going to Bob oh hey Bob nice
77:38 Bob oh hey Bob nice card what does that mean now how many
77:40 card what does that mean now how many cards do I have you'll never oh never
77:43 cards do I have you'll never oh never mind it does yeah yeah you'll never know
77:45 mind it does yeah yeah you'll never know well you did know what it was then don't
77:47 well you did know what it was then don't act like you don't know you
77:50 act like you don't know you fool I forgot that's what that was Bob
77:55 fool I forgot that's what that was Bob it was calm
77:57 it was calm down Barbara you
78:04 [ __ ] what you doing behind that cloud Wade what you what you doing apparently
78:06 Wade what you what you doing apparently oh wait
78:08 oh wait listen listen you can all
78:16 list how in the world does Barbara get it on the first try and all of us great
78:19 it on the first try and all of us great great great great great [ __ ] why would I
78:22 great great great great [ __ ] why would I do what you want great great great great
78:24 do what you want great great great great great [ __ ]
78:26 great [ __ ] well back to the [ __ ] drawing board I
78:29 well back to the [ __ ] drawing board I think Wayne wants green green green
78:31 think Wayne wants green green green green green greaten greaten Green Well
78:33 green green greaten greaten Green Well lick my heus and call me Joseph Joseph I
78:37 lick my heus and call me Joseph Joseph I need green I'm really sorry Mark I
78:40 need green I'm really sorry Mark I didn't mean it you're not sorry at all
78:43 didn't mean it you're not sorry at all so sorry you're not sorry you're not
78:55 sorry oh no are you D that's hardly like it's good thing I didn't get to play I
78:56 it's good thing I didn't get to play I might have won that bar
79:05 thanks damn you damn you not damn you no wait hang on let's talk about
79:08 you no wait hang on let's talk about this no we were're done talking the time
79:09 this no we were're done talking the time for talk is over oh I still want green
79:13 for talk is over oh I still want green why is this my destiny of
79:16 why is this my destiny of ass whoa
79:18 ass whoa oh what is that what is that oh no
79:23 oh what is that what is that oh no [Music]
79:24 [Music] [Laughter]
79:28 [Laughter] what a draw why would you do
79:36 that there was no reason oh Barbara you [ __ ] why do I
79:39 reason oh Barbara you [ __ ] why do I always get
79:44 Barra did you got some issues you need to work through man you got a lot of
79:46 to work through man you got a lot of anger going on I knew I didn't trust
79:48 anger going on I knew I didn't trust barbar and all she's done has proved me
79:50 barbar and all she's done has proved me right oh [ __ ] you Barbara I think
79:52 right oh [ __ ] you Barbara I think Barbara's pretty cool I got nothing to
79:54 Barbara's pretty cool I got nothing to get
79:55 get Barbara she seems awesome I like her
79:57 Barbara she seems awesome I like her yeah Barbara like neat I like Barbara
80:00 yeah Barbara like neat I like Barbara what neat thing has she done I I don't
80:02 what neat thing has she done I I don't know she looks cool she's got a hat I
80:04 know she looks cool she's got a hat I like cats oh do I get to play now you
80:07 like cats oh do I get to play now you [ __ ] [ __ ] there you go Barbara
80:09 [ __ ] [ __ ] there you go Barbara have my hand all right well that's a
80:11 have my hand all right well that's a little that's a little something can I
80:13 little that's a little something can I have
80:14 have that I mean I don't know it's like it's
80:17 that I mean I don't know it's like it's fair exchange I don't what you worried
80:19 fair exchange I don't what you worried about no what the [ __ ] oh yeah um no
80:25 about no what the [ __ ] oh yeah um no what do you mean no I had three it seems
80:28 what do you mean no I had three it seems fine to me and now I have
80:30 fine to me and now I have [Laughter]
80:33 [Laughter] four you have three again Bud oh that's
80:37 four you have three again Bud oh that's not
80:38 not good okay well that's oh yeah don't you
80:42 good okay well that's oh yeah don't you Barber me keep them coming oh yeah
80:46 Barber me keep them coming oh yeah baby thank
80:47 baby thank you [ __ ] un [ __ ] see the thing is you
80:51 you [ __ ] un [ __ ] see the thing is you see wait you seem to think that
80:53 see wait you seem to think that everybody's out to get you yeah but it
80:56 everybody's out to get you yeah but it we're we're not to get you weight it's
80:59 we're we're not to get you weight it's just the game it's cards
81:07 man hey Barbara hey everybody giveing up for
81:09 for Barbara I got 19 experience for my match
81:12 Barbara I got 19 experience for my match bonus me too I got 14 [ __ ]
81:17 bonus me too I got 14 [ __ ] everything would you say it's all
81:20 everything would you say it's all [ __ ] everything's
81:22 [ __ ] everything's [ __ ] this is like this is is like family
81:26 [ __ ] this is like this is is like family and this is like gift giving all over
81:28 and this is like gift giving all over again uhhuh uh-huh mhm okay who's going
81:32 again uhhuh uh-huh mhm okay who's going where Barbara who's who's up mar mar man
81:36 where Barbara who's who's up mar mar man yeah it's me it's me
81:37 yeah it's me it's me baby oh Barbara you sure you don't want
81:40 baby oh Barbara you sure you don't want to stick it
81:42 to stick it my when you keep cutting out
81:50 you damn it whatever
82:01 me was it me yeah you know what why
82:10 not interesting all right how about one of
82:12 of these not yellow
82:14 these not yellow F you know even if you said not yellow I
82:18 F you know even if you said not yellow I would not listen I just wouldn't listen
82:22 would not listen I just wouldn't listen holy [ __ ] oh thank God
82:25 holy [ __ ] oh thank God H I still have to take
82:35 four oh God damn it this hand is so bad oh it's my turn ah here Bob you have
82:39 bad oh it's my turn ah here Bob you have it pass not that bad wait yeah come on
82:43 it pass not that bad wait yeah come on man we're all having a friendly game
82:44 man we're all having a friendly game we're thanking each other we're [ __ ]
82:46 we're thanking each other we're [ __ ] each other it's all good I want that one
82:48 each other it's all good I want that one back sure go for
82:50 back sure go for it I have a feeling you're going to undo
82:52 it I have a feeling you're going to undo what I just did no no no no I'm going to
82:53 what I just did no no no no I'm going to I'm going to go for this one no no no no
82:56 I'm going to go for this one no no no no that put the other one right next to me
82:57 that put the other one right next to me again what's wrong with that one I hate
83:06 it I just don't like it thanks bub we're slowly becoming
83:09 it thanks bub we're slowly becoming Ringo again we I don't think it's very
83:13 Ringo again we I don't think it's very good we're not doing anything we're
83:14 good we're not doing anything we're having Bob and I are having a perfectly
83:16 having Bob and I are having a perfectly normal game of Uno I'm I'm normal you're
83:19 normal game of Uno I'm I'm normal you're every other turn with you was like oh
83:21 every other turn with you was like oh [ __ ]
83:22 [ __ ] you okay so I've had some bad luck I'm
83:26 you okay so I've had some bad luck I'm down on my luck
83:27 down on my luck today you don't you don't kick a man
83:29 today you don't you don't kick a man while he's down on his luck you give him
83:31 while he's down on his luck you give him lady luck I'm going to win now look at
83:34 lady luck I'm going to win now look at that oh that's a spicy one oh yeah I
83:37 that oh that's a spicy one oh yeah I don't know what that does what does that
83:39 don't know what that does what does that do well it changes the Color Wow thank
83:43 do well it changes the Color Wow thank you okay did did not do anything maybe
83:46 you okay did did not do anything maybe it's like the defense card oh it's a
83:48 it's like the defense card oh it's a defense card
83:55 ah okay all right y good co okay [ __ ]
83:58 good co okay [ __ ] everything Green's pretty
84:01 everything Green's pretty cool yeah Green cool okay they don't
84:04 cool yeah Green cool okay they don't Bluff you don't Bluff Barber don't Bluff
84:06 Bluff you don't Bluff Barber don't Bluff Barber no
84:08 Barber no Bluff uhhuh uh-huh I got one of those
84:12 Bluff uhhuh uh-huh I got one of those okay all right how about one of these
84:15 okay all right how about one of these ooh that's pretty good that's pretty
84:16 ooh that's pretty good that's pretty good oh oo never mind hey wait no no you
84:21 good oh oo never mind hey wait no no you don't have to do that ooh
84:24 don't have to do that ooh woo getting
84:27 woo getting spicy there we go let play see wait none
84:30 spicy there we go let play see wait none of that happen oh come on now ma'am
84:33 of that happen oh come on now ma'am that's a little no it's
84:35 that's a little no it's fine well that's not good that's you
84:37 fine well that's not good that's you don't know it's not good wait be cool
84:41 don't know it's not good wait be cool see we all know who the enemy is here
84:43 see we all know who the enemy is here who's I don't know what color I don't
84:44 who's I don't know what color I don't know what color you want I really hope
84:46 know what color you want I really hope you're not talking about me being the
84:47 you're not talking about me being the enemy leave it's fine just leave
84:49 enemy leave it's fine just leave it okay well I clicked the button but I
84:51 it okay well I clicked the button but I was a second too late godamn everything
84:55 was a second too late godamn everything all I got a problem I got a solution
84:56 all I got a problem I got a solution that's not what that doesn't help me all
84:59 that's not what that doesn't help me all right listen man you not helping some of
85:01 right listen man you not helping some of me listen listen listen I think that we
85:05 me listen listen listen I think that we should do
85:06 should do this ah perfect oh I forgot I
85:12 this ah perfect oh I forgot I forgot look at that score you gave him I
85:15 forgot look at that score you gave him I forgot I forgot I forgot what you
85:19 forgot I forgot I forgot what you had you just had it I forgot look look
85:23 had you just had it I forgot look look man my memory not real good I keep
85:26 man my memory not real good I keep thinking about penis like I can't I
85:28 thinking about penis like I can't I can't Poss you know everything was fine
85:29 can't Poss you know everything was fine till we got Barbara in here now
85:31 till we got Barbara in here now everything's gone to [ __ ] what did
85:32 everything's gone to [ __ ] what did Barbara do love Barbara I think
85:36 Barbara do love Barbara I think Bara she's the worst Barbara has done
85:39 Bara she's the worst Barbara has done nothing to you you're the worst wayal
85:43 nothing to you you're the worst wayal don't rotate it again no that means
85:44 don't rotate it again no that means Barbara's going to punish me thank God
85:47 Barbara's going to punish me thank God Bar's punish me Barbara is going to take
85:50 Bar's punish me Barbara is going to take me out behind the shed I'm going to
85:53 me out behind the shed I'm going to punish you
85:55 punish you I'll take that take I don't know what
85:58 I'll take that take I don't know what that does that's the block one I thought
86:01 that does that's the block one I thought oh is
86:02 oh is it hey come on we had a good what there
86:05 it hey come on we had a good what there were so many good colors there it green
86:07 were so many good colors there it green and yellow and red now you know no this
86:11 and yellow and red now you know no this just just [ __ ] everything's [ __ ] fine
86:14 just just [ __ ] everything's [ __ ] fine good here it is you guys want to swap
86:16 good here it is you guys want to swap some [ __ ] hands around let's do this
86:18 some [ __ ] hands around let's do this [ __ ] okay all right man who let's do it
86:21 [ __ ] okay all right man who let's do it huh Jes Christ why do you have so
86:25 huh Jes Christ why do you have so sevens you have three sevens yeah plus I
86:29 sevens you have three sevens yeah plus I drew one so uh there are four sevens
86:31 drew one so uh there are four sevens coming out of that what's wrong with
86:33 coming out of that what's wrong with [Laughter]
86:36 [Laughter] you I don't know but I kind of want him
86:39 you I don't know but I kind of want him back no no that's too much I think not
86:43 back no no that's too much I think not I'm getting them
86:45 I'm getting them now man that really panned
86:48 now man that really panned out why I have fun with your sevens Wade
86:52 out why I have fun with your sevens Wade of sevens why did I want didn't actually
86:54 of sevens why did I want didn't actually want in on this I just I just Tom soyed
86:57 want in on this I just I just Tom soyed the [ __ ] out of you these are so
87:01 the [ __ ] out of you these are so great what's Tom Sawyer's friend's name
87:04 great what's Tom Sawyer's friend's name Hank Hank Sawyer
87:07 Hank Hank Sawyer Haner damn it Tom
87:10 Haner damn it Tom Sawyer saw ankle
87:12 Sawyer saw ankle Berry oh well that's not fun huckle
87:15 Berry oh well that's not fun huckle Huckleberry Finn no I think you're were
87:17 Huckleberry Finn no I think you're were right the first time ankle Berry wait
87:21 right the first time ankle Berry wait get your revenge on the Barbara oh I did
87:23 get your revenge on the Barbara oh I did [ __ ] you bar oh
87:25 [ __ ] you bar oh yeah thank [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] thank you
87:28 yeah thank [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] thank you [ __ ] you thank you [ __ ] thank you [ __ ]
87:31 [ __ ] you thank you [ __ ] thank you [ __ ] thank ah been okay oh wowe wow wow wow
87:35 thank ah been okay oh wowe wow wow wow it's my turn again what a play Bob whoa
87:39 it's my turn again what a play Bob whoa a real it's a real winner I got there
87:42 a real it's a real winner I got there it's better than the winner I don't got
87:44 it's better than the winner I don't got what is oh God that was okay I just got
87:52 it well uh no I don't but uh I think one of
87:55 well uh no I don't but uh I think one of the green right oh no oh yeah Green's a
87:59 the green right oh no oh yeah Green's a good color yeah yeah
88:01 good color yeah yeah yeah
88:03 yeah oh it right
88:05 oh it right away that's fine at least the sevens are
88:08 away that's fine at least the sevens are going away no we need
88:12 going away no we need ha no ha this happy whistling is pissing
88:15 ha no ha this happy whistling is pissing me off who's whistling no one's
88:17 me off who's whistling no one's whistling music in the game I don't hear
88:20 whistling music in the game I don't hear any whistling I hear any whistling man
88:22 any whistling I hear any whistling man there's like no whistling
88:25 there's like no whistling oh [ __ ]
88:28 oh [ __ ] wait you got
88:31 wait you got think wait they don't have red
88:35 think wait they don't have red oh
88:37 oh you what what
88:46 wait for that we were all equally responsible for what
88:48 responsible for what happened why' you do that Wade waade
88:52 happened why' you do that Wade waade listen Wade everything Mark why is your
88:54 listen Wade everything Mark why is your hand so big compared to everyone else's
88:56 hand so big compared to everyone else's I like I some people are genetically
88:58 I like I some people are genetically gifted with big hands and that's me I'm
89:00 gifted with big hands and that's me I'm one of
89:02 one of them [ __ ]
89:05 them [ __ ] [Music]
89:06 [Music] indeed you
89:09 indeed you okay
89:17 man I get
89:20 get uh that's not it oh no oh boy
89:25 uh that's not it oh no oh boy ah hey there's a keeper
89:29 ah hey there's a keeper ah all right look two nice cards three
89:31 ah all right look two nice cards three nice cards see
89:40 yourself three nice cards oh no oh no yeah you did this to Barber yourself B
89:43 yeah you did this to Barber yourself B fck oh buddy why would you let do that
89:47 fck oh buddy why would you let do that happen it's already right he punish us
89:48 happen it's already right he punish us both cuz I don't have godamn green never
89:50 both cuz I don't have godamn green never mind I was
89:53 mind I was kidding I think that's what kidding
89:54 kidding I think that's what kidding means that's a nice TR TR Tran that's a
89:58 means that's a nice TR TR Tran that's a nice tranquil you're right you're right
89:59 nice tranquil you're right you're right that's a nice trle it's Han Hill and
90:02 that's a nice trle it's Han Hill and trle yeah you're right you're on fire my
90:05 trle yeah you're right you're on fire my favorite of the Huckleberry can't
90:07 favorite of the Huckleberry can't possibly play any of these I'm going to
90:09 possibly play any of these I'm going to keep
90:15 them [ __ ] now we're all punished for Bob's ability to
90:17 Bob's ability to draw there's no skill why Mark I punish
90:20 draw there's no skill why Mark I punish the most cuz you're [ __ ] also
90:24 the most cuz you're [ __ ] also do to you we did nothing to you Bob yeah
90:28 do to you we did nothing to you Bob yeah you just did all of that to me no one
90:30 you just did all of that to me no one did anything to you you're I he you guys
90:35 did anything to you you're I he you guys playing Uno over there oh it's my turn
90:37 playing Uno over there oh it's my turn that wasn't our fault yeah that was okay
90:41 that wasn't our fault yeah that was okay maybe bar Barbara
90:49 was happen like that was all Barbara I don't think it was all right I don't
90:50 don't think it was all right I don't think it was Barbara I'm I just like all
90:52 think it was Barbara I'm I just like all of you Mark we were on the same side of
90:54 of you Mark we were on the same side of the fence and now you're like open the
90:57 the fence and now you're like open the gate and
90:59 gate and stpp you don't even know what side of
91:01 stpp you don't even know what side of the fence I'm on Wade oh I do because
91:05 the fence I'm on Wade oh I do because you're flashing your cloaky underwear
91:07 you're flashing your cloaky underwear around while you're walking we don't
91:09 around while you're walking we don't even have cloak underwear yet oh well I
91:12 even have cloak underwear yet oh well I guess that you're on the inside and
91:15 guess that you're on the inside and everyone else the
91:17 everyone else the outside yes I don't know man what are
91:19 outside yes I don't know man what are you talking about yeah you know no I
91:23 you talking about yeah you know no I don't know
91:34 Bob help I I hate all of you all right all
91:35 all right all right that's
91:38 right all right that's fair
91:45 no [ __ ] [ __ ] yes yes yeah
91:48 yes yeah yeah no God no oh no no what everything
91:56 yeah no God no oh no no what everything okay
91:57 okay well yeah just going to go ahead and do
92:01 well yeah just going to go ahead and do that that's good one that's a good one
92:03 that that's good one that's a good one that's a good one all right that's not
92:05 that's a good one all right that's not as good that's not as good good that's
92:07 as good that's not as good good that's what I not as good cool cool cool cool
92:11 what I not as good cool cool cool cool oh why
92:12 oh why me cuz you got a good head I can tell by
92:15 me cuz you got a good head I can tell by the way you were talking I think it's
92:17 the way you were talking I think it's cuz you're so eager you're Mark Mark
92:19 cuz you're so eager you're Mark Mark anything but me anyone but me not me not
92:21 anything but me anyone but me not me not me
92:31 nuggets oh you can all ball nuggets your [ __ ] s what are what does that even
92:34 [ __ ] s what are what does that even mean hey why me why me Barbara you
92:37 mean hey why me why me Barbara you [ __ ] [ __ ]
92:40 [ __ ] [ __ ] Barbara
92:51 well oh that's not a that's not good [ __ ] what [ __ ] what who me ah [ __ ]
92:56 good [ __ ] what [ __ ] what who me ah [ __ ] Barbara Barbara has two yellows
93:00 Barbara Barbara has two yellows okay yellows one waade you're gonna have
93:03 okay yellows one waade you're gonna have to do something about this leave it a
93:05 to do something about this leave it a three oh I couldn't couldn't do it
93:09 three oh I couldn't couldn't do it Barber's going to win again you don't
93:11 Barber's going to win again you don't know that barber I'm going to jump in
93:13 know that barber I'm going to jump in wait fix it what is wrong with you I
93:15 wait fix it what is wrong with you I could have fixed it I could have fixed
93:18 could have fixed it I could have fixed it I could have fixed it I could have
93:21 it I could have fixed it I could have fixed it anuses
93:23 fixed it anuses uh uhoh well oh wait I can jump in yay
93:27 uh uhoh well oh wait I can jump in yay fixed
93:36 it we just lost to a shitty AI cuz you guys are shitty at this game we've lost
93:38 guys are shitty at this game we've lost twice to a shitty AI actually
93:41 twice to a shitty AI actually stop get some
93:51 help stop I don't know why this game makes me so angry I don't know we're
93:54 makes me so angry I don't know we're having a great
93:55 having a great time oh it just pisses off I'm actually
93:59 time oh it just pisses off I'm actually I am actually having a good time oh
94:01 I am actually having a good time oh that's cuz I'm suffering whenever
94:02 that's cuz I'm suffering whenever someone's suffering everyone else
94:05 someone's suffering everyone else has yeah whatever that sound was yeah
94:08 has yeah whatever that sound was yeah that's the that's the stuff that was a
94:10 that's the that's the stuff that was a mark sniff I don't sniff I
94:13 mark sniff I don't sniff I went that wasn't the
94:15 went that wasn't the noise oh why what Hey look it's the only
94:19 noise oh why what Hey look it's the only card I had
94:20 card I had man that's okay yeah see
94:24 man that's okay yeah see trying to [ __ ] you just
94:28 trying to [ __ ] you just happens all right okay well all right
94:31 happens all right okay well all right okay well stop accidentally [ __ ] me
94:33 okay well stop accidentally [ __ ] me Mark I can't I can't can we start
94:38 Mark I can't I can't can we start intentionally [ __ ] bar oh [ __ ] what
94:40 intentionally [ __ ] bar oh [ __ ] what have you got against Barbara Barbara's
94:42 have you got against Barbara Barbara's done nothing everything oh thanks bro
94:45 done nothing everything oh thanks bro look at that sweet hand oh
94:48 look at that sweet hand oh no Barb is she really your friend no bar
94:58 see no this is a bunch of ass cream and I don't like it no you don't even know
95:00 I don't like it no you don't even know ass cream all right yet yeah I don't
95:05 ass cream all right yet yeah I don't have any goddamn good stuff
95:08 have any goddamn good stuff woohoo [ __ ] you God damn
95:11 woohoo [ __ ] you God damn it what good I'm got block that really
95:16 it what good I'm got block that really blocked that one up
95:17 blocked that one up guys block it up real good blocked it up
95:20 guys block it up real good blocked it up real
95:21 real good well that's rude it's not rude I
95:26 good well that's rude it's not rude I feel like that was unnecessary it was
95:28 feel like that was unnecessary it was totally necessary I don't feel like [ __ ]
95:31 totally necessary I don't feel like [ __ ] you to do that I'm
95:35 you to do that I'm just just my opinion I know
95:45 D no
95:47 no what what you do with
95:50 what what you do with Wade I don't know what's happening over
95:52 Wade I don't know what's happening over there with Wade but Wade's going through
95:54 there with Wade but Wade's going through and then I got jumped over oh that's not
95:56 and then I got jumped over oh that's not good it's hard jump I'm a tall boy
95:58 good it's hard jump I'm a tall boy jumping over W Barbara oh Barbara calm
96:01 jumping over W Barbara oh Barbara calm down oh of course yes that's the thing
96:05 down oh of course yes that's the thing that happen what a play Barbara you're
96:07 that happen what a play Barbara you're right Barbara's not as bad as I
96:10 right Barbara's not as bad as I thought well now you got have your
96:14 thought well now you got have your [ __ ]
96:16 [ __ ] no oh that's not the button I me push
96:18 no oh that's not the button I me push that's fine I guess oh well that's not
96:21 that's fine I guess oh well that's not right that was really not the button
96:23 right that was really not the button meant to push this is not the button I
96:26 meant to push this is not the button I meant to push oh oh oh baby baby bab
96:30 meant to push oh oh oh baby baby bab baby oh God damn it yes yes well yes
96:36 baby oh God damn it yes yes well yes great
96:36 great finally just going to mute way the
96:39 finally just going to mute way the server for a minute
96:41 server for a minute here how are you doing Mark I'm good
96:44 here how are you doing Mark I'm good yeah I'm good having a fun friendly game
96:46 yeah I'm good having a fun friendly game thought you know lots of fun lots of
96:49 thought you know lots of fun lots of friendliness friend fun I'm just having
96:51 friendliness friend fun I'm just having a good time I'm not too worried about
96:53 a good time I'm not too worried about winning or losing you know me neither
96:55 winning or losing you know me neither yeah me NE oh yeah that's why you muted
96:57 yeah me NE oh yeah that's why you muted me you're not worried doesn't know how
96:59 me you're not worried doesn't know how to unmute himself [ __ ] you I guarantee
97:03 to unmute himself [ __ ] you I guarantee you he has no [ __ ] idea how to unmute
97:05 you he has no [ __ ] idea how to unmute himself oh hey waade he figured it out I
97:08 himself oh hey waade he figured it out I didn't do anything oh that's right I did
97:11 didn't do anything oh that's right I did it
97:13 it yeah sorry
97:15 yeah sorry Mark I drink we did that in the wrong
97:19 Mark I drink we did that in the wrong order I just spilled tea all over myself
97:21 order I just spilled tea all over myself you [ __ ]
97:24 you [ __ ] ass clown oh well I'm really sorry why
97:27 ass clown oh well I'm really sorry why is everyone so root can't we all just
97:29 is everyone so root can't we all just heart heart of the carts you know hard
97:30 heart heart of the carts you know hard of the I don't think you're rude I don't
97:32 of the I don't think you're rude I don't think you're sorry at all I got to play
97:34 think you're sorry at all I got to play there I didn't have anything else I
97:36 there I didn't have anything else I could have done in that situation you
97:38 could have done in that situation you know heart of the cards of my cards the
97:41 know heart of the cards of my cards the cards card give me your cards give me
97:43 cards card give me your cards give me your cards have fun with the red four
97:45 your cards have fun with the red four and the blue four hey wait no my secrets
97:49 and the blue four hey wait no my secrets wait I know what color they are
97:51 wait I know what color they are uh uh I have some solutions to this
97:54 uh uh I have some solutions to this problem Wade that's kind of solution
97:57 problem Wade that's kind of solution listen listen listen listen listen
97:59 listen listen listen listen listen listen enjoy our solution I I I for one
98:04 listen enjoy our solution I I I for one I for one have an identic memory and I
98:07 I for one have an identic memory and I know for a fact a [ __ ]
98:10 know for a fact a [ __ ] [Laughter]
98:17 no I know for a fact I'm going to [ __ ] this up well don't worry because I've
98:20 this up well don't worry because I've been planning things I've wa hey Barbara
98:22 been planning things I've wa hey Barbara hang out
98:25 hang out I told you Barbara's not in it for us
98:27 I told you Barbara's not in it for us she's in it for herself what you're
98:29 she's in it for herself what you're you're in it for us calm down with the
98:31 you're in it for us calm down with the would you hey who hey everyone just
98:34 would you hey who hey everyone just could take a whoa whoa hey whoa hey
98:39 could take a whoa whoa hey whoa hey everybody come on now whoa whoa who whoa
98:42 everybody come on now whoa whoa who whoa hey come on now hey we're all friends
98:45 hey come on now hey we're all friends here just give me those cars there Wade
98:48 here just give me those cars there Wade no it's such a good hand w
99:04 W hang on I want this waade you know what to do you know
99:07 this waade you know what to do you know what to do Wade oh I know I believe you
99:11 what to do Wade oh I know I believe you guys took that from me you know what to
99:21 do what a [ __ ] hand God damn yeah God you you were just sitting on that man
99:23 you you were just sitting on that man you should have you should have held on
99:26 you should have you should have held on to that man I tried yeah man Wade you
99:29 to that man I tried yeah man Wade you really messed up you shouldn't have done
99:31 really messed up you shouldn't have done what you did I
99:32 what you did I know ah I blocked it got him all
99:51 balls oh no no [ __ ] no [ __ ] wait
99:59 yeah good job mark thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
100:03 thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you you really earned that win
100:04 thank you you really earned that win mark thank you thank you as we all know
100:08 mark thank you thank you as we all know Uno's based entirely on
100:10 Uno's based entirely on skill complete and salute I think I
100:15 skill complete and salute I think I think I think Mark I think we you greedy
100:17 think I think Mark I think we you greedy [ __ ] taken my hand I had the most
100:20 [ __ ] taken my hand I had the most beautiful of all time okay wait listen
100:23 beautiful of all time okay wait listen you I agree marked it really well thank
100:27 you I agree marked it really well thank you just saying got I pretty appreciate
100:31 you just saying got I pretty appreciate stuff like that you know thank
100:34 stuff like that you know thank you do you have any nice things to say
100:36 you do you have any nice things to say about Mark Wade yeah I've seen shorter
100:54 people [ __ ] is that good good good job buddy good job
100:57 good good job buddy good job thanks compliments your
101:06 heart sorry Jesus
101:09 sorry Jesus Christ you put me on my [ __ ] turn
101:12 Christ you put me on my [ __ ] turn again you put me on the
101:15 again you put me on the spot I'm just trying to I'm just trying
101:17 spot I'm just trying to I'm just trying to encourage you to have a good time
101:19 to encourage you to have a good time Wayne just
101:21 Wayne just relax Merry Christmas enjoy CH oh no
101:25 relax Merry Christmas enjoy CH oh no Barbara what the hell what the hell man
101:28 Barbara what the hell what the hell man what the hell all
101:35 right there you go good christm back for me again buddy buddy pal buddy pal buddy
101:37 me again buddy buddy pal buddy pal buddy pal buddy pal I'm buddy paling it okay
101:41 pal buddy pal I'm buddy paling it okay no I'm not buddy paling you I'm buddy
101:42 no I'm not buddy paling you I'm buddy paling the why is
101:48 everything huh everything's good I made it yellow got one of those he o not
101:54 it yellow got one of those he o not anymore saved me oo that gift get my
102:07 giving oh good move good move good move all right pass it on Barbara don't pass
102:09 all right pass it on Barbara don't pass him
102:13 no no no well oh okay Uno
102:20 no no well oh okay Uno again Jesus Christ who this [ __ ] with
102:23 again Jesus Christ who this [ __ ] with you're punishing cards I can punish all
102:25 you're punishing cards I can punish all right that
102:32 works I like how way is so hot and cold with the whole teamwork thing who Whoa
102:34 with the whole teamwork thing who Whoa We teamwork was not against me got them
102:38 We teamwork was not against me got them teamwork against me is cheating teamwork
102:40 teamwork against me is cheating teamwork against everyone else is fine I don't
102:42 against everyone else is fine I don't think that's how teamwork works plus I
102:44 think that's how teamwork works plus I didn't ask him to call out what numbers
102:45 didn't ask him to call out what numbers he had I just told him to punish what me
102:49 he had I just told him to punish what me first you roast me
102:53 first you roast me a big old dick somebody tell me what's
102:56 a big old dick somebody tell me what's the stick what the [ __ ] are you talking
102:59 the stick what the [ __ ] are you talking about what is happening right now with
103:01 about what is happening right now with words coming out of you I got a six set
103:04 words coming out of you I got a six set a big old
103:12 dick I don't know what happened man I had a point and I lost it okay yeah okay
103:14 had a point and I lost it okay yeah okay sure you definitely lost it bud what one
103:17 sure you definitely lost it bud what one do again I don't what is what do this do
103:19 do again I don't what is what do this do oh stuff what's that hey hey oh
103:24 oh stuff what's that hey hey oh my car wait okay he pck me this is
103:28 my car wait okay he pck me this is curious I don't remember what your cars
103:30 curious I don't remember what your cars one we got to worry about Mark what do
103:32 one we got to worry about Mark what do you mean you got to worry about me your
103:34 you mean you got to worry about me your cards are hidden in the fog we know you
103:36 cards are hidden in the fog we know you only have one oh true well oh you have
103:40 only have one oh true well oh you have no idea how many I have uh-oh wait that
103:43 no idea how many I have uh-oh wait that just Auto played I didn't mean to do
103:45 just Auto played I didn't mean to do that I I didn't mean that buddy I didn't
103:49 that I I didn't mean that buddy I didn't mean that oh thank God your fog wall
103:52 mean that oh thank God your fog wall went down low first us to see you only
103:53 went down low first us to see you only have two thank you
103:57 have two thank you well okay wish I had a fog
104:01 well okay wish I had a fog wall I wish I had other cards jealous of
104:04 wall I wish I had other cards jealous of your fog Mark thanks man everybody is
104:06 your fog Mark thanks man everybody is everybody is everyone's always talking
104:08 everybody is everyone's always talking about Lous and flesh colored took me a
104:11 about Lous and flesh colored took me a while to grow this fog all right I like
104:14 while to grow this fog all right I like how flesh it is above all
104:16 how flesh it is above all else you got yellow that's me that's me
104:20 else you got yellow that's me that's me caller I call good you people on the
104:23 caller I call good you people on the phone who calls I call good oh that's a
104:26 phone who calls I call good oh that's a tasty one there bud oh taste this
104:29 tasty one there bud oh taste this [ __ ] okay that's a little rude but
104:32 [ __ ] okay that's a little rude but all right that's pretty aggressive
104:34 all right that's pretty aggressive that's he's that's Uno Bob I like I'm
104:37 that's he's that's Uno Bob I like I'm Uno oh [ __ ] [ __ ]
104:41 Uno oh [ __ ] [ __ ] listen he's got I you know what I
104:43 listen he's got I you know what I actually won't what color you got cuz
104:45 actually won't what color you got cuz you know I gifted that to you Wade I
104:48 you know I gifted that to you Wade I gifted that to you okay all right okay
104:51 gifted that to you okay all right okay oh well I know what what color you have
104:54 oh well I know what what color you have Bob I know I know I don't think you do I
104:57 Bob I know I know I don't think you do I oh I know I know
105:02 oh I know I know uhhuh anyway thing you know cuz this you
105:06 uhhuh anyway thing you know cuz this you didn't have that color yeah I don't know
105:08 didn't have that color yeah I don't know what color Wade has though ho ho ho
105:13 what color Wade has though ho ho ho oh it's so anticlimactic when somebody
105:17 oh it's so anticlimactic when somebody went and then the game's over it sure is
105:23 went and then the game's over it sure is ah all right we're GNA do how many more
105:26 ah all right we're GNA do how many more whatever you always want to try go back
105:27 whatever you always want to try go back to Rayman go back to different you a
105:30 to Rayman go back to different you a different deck are there other Decks
105:33 different deck are there other Decks that would be fun to try it's just those
105:35 that would be fun to try it's just those three it's uh Just Dance Rabbids and
105:37 three it's uh Just Dance Rabbids and Rayman that are the ones with the Crazy
105:44 Cards not everybody at wants now let's just play one more round of
105:46 now let's just play one more round of this then we'll move on to another game
105:48 this then we'll move on to another game yeah all right sounds
105:50 yeah all right sounds good uh
105:53 good uh uh it's a little early to be tossing
105:55 uh it's a little early to be tossing these around but I guess waade what's
105:57 these around but I guess waade what's your hand look like uh
106:01 your hand look like uh that yeah it's pretty uh kind of got a
106:04 that yeah it's pretty uh kind of got a fire and ice thing going on here I see
106:06 fire and ice thing going on here I see what you're going for oh I sure do but
106:08 what you're going for oh I sure do but you're not going to keep it okay oh sack
106:10 you're not going to keep it okay oh sack me okay hey there we go that's a good
106:13 me okay hey there we go that's a good one oh
106:22 yeah o huh not bad not bad that's not bad I can live with
106:25 bad I can live with that I'll take that acceptable I want to
106:28 that I'll take that acceptable I want to die yeah see all is this just going to
106:30 die yeah see all is this just going to be the most casual end game ever
106:32 be the most casual end game ever someone's going to win in like 20 hands
106:34 someone's going to win in like 20 hands 20 turns yeah why not why why is the
106:36 20 turns yeah why not why why is the audio so choppy everyone's audio is like
106:38 audio so choppy everyone's audio is like chopping in and out I don't know man
106:40 chopping in and out I don't know man it's Discord I guess doesn't get along
106:43 it's Discord I guess doesn't get along with some games I don't know why I think
106:45 with some games I don't know why I think Barbara deserves another turn Barbara
106:46 Barbara deserves another turn Barbara need to cut out some cards there that's
106:48 need to cut out some cards there that's rude all right I don't think it's any
106:50 rude all right I don't think it's any your goddamn business what barber does
106:52 your goddamn business what barber does Jesus fine here you go Bob have a turn
106:54 Jesus fine here you go Bob have a turn I'm sorry I think you need to stay out
106:56 I'm sorry I think you need to stay out of barbera's [ __ ] business and mind
106:58 of barbera's [ __ ] business and mind your own self I just wanted to help out
107:00 your own self I just wanted to help out you know friend your own ass okay all
107:04 you know friend your own ass okay all right I won't do it on camera but I mean
107:06 right I won't do it on camera but I mean a little bit later and
107:13 talk I'm trying really hard to win right now no that's not what I wanted you to
107:15 now no that's not what I wanted you to do too late did it I did the thing man
107:18 do too late did it I did the thing man got there mark you don't know who knows
107:22 got there mark you don't know who knows I don't know you know
107:24 I don't know you know no wait no hang on oh that's rude it's
107:29 no wait no hang on oh that's rude it's fine everything's well okay well oh hey
107:33 fine everything's well okay well oh hey oh that's the wrong way no no no it's
107:35 oh that's the wrong way no no no it's not the wrong way cuz we got this going
107:36 not the wrong way cuz we got this going on oh yeah
107:38 on oh yeah keep do it heart of the car barbar
107:41 keep do it heart of the car barbar really [ __ ] it up huh all right well
107:44 really [ __ ] it up huh all right well that's not right what the
107:47 that's not right what the [ __ ] whoa hey calm the [ __ ]
107:51 [ __ ] whoa hey calm the [ __ ] down well Barbara that's
107:54 down well Barbara that's suck all right back to two they say and
107:58 suck all right back to two they say and uh well I'm never going to get r at
108:00 uh well I'm never going to get r at either of these goddamn cards am I I
108:02 either of these goddamn cards am I I it's Auto playing I'm really sorry is
108:04 it's Auto playing I'm really sorry is not fair
108:06 not fair no who are you Wade Green's not good
108:10 no who are you Wade Green's not good Green's a bad
108:12 Green's a bad color seems good to
108:15 color seems good to me all right it's all
108:19 me all right it's all right [ __ ] indeed that's what I always
108:22 right [ __ ] indeed that's what I always say say [ __ ] [ __ ] Rooney o that's a good
108:27 say say [ __ ] [ __ ] Rooney o that's a good one that's
108:29 one that's not was open well this is awkward you
108:33 not was open well this is awkward you Wade all right oh hey going to do that
108:37 Wade all right oh hey going to do that hey oh hey yeah well I appreciate the
108:41 hey oh hey yeah well I appreciate the sentiment I guess but should ask Molly
108:44 sentiment I guess but should ask Molly when you're buying gifts for people oh
108:46 when you're buying gifts for people oh that's a real cler oh that's rough oh
108:50 that's a real cler oh that's rough oh man what does that do well I'm
108:53 man what does that do well I'm definitely interested in this one oh
108:55 definitely interested in this one oh okay green huh green you
109:00 okay green huh green you say got it yeah all right well there you
109:04 say got it yeah all right well there you go you sure got it all
109:06 go you sure got it all right oh come on Barbara well hey well
109:11 right oh come on Barbara well hey well how do I have all the these cards and
109:13 how do I have all the these cards and nothing to play what is this who invited
109:16 nothing to play what is this who invited these guys
109:18 these guys whoa ah jeez you know here you go Bob
109:22 whoa ah jeez you know here you go Bob after geez scoop oh thanks man wow he
109:27 after geez scoop oh thanks man wow he looks just do that I guess no all right
109:29 looks just do that I guess no all right here we
109:31 here we go oh wow wow wow that's good that's
109:35 go oh wow wow wow that's good that's good man that's good feels
109:39 good man that's good feels good glad we had this moment
109:42 good glad we had this moment together everyone every everything's
109:45 together everyone every everything's going well for everyone yeah yeah me too
109:49 going well for everyone yeah yeah me too uh there
109:56 Green's fine we can change it that's cool I like red uh red
110:00 cool I like red uh red yellow red okay like red red what do you
110:04 yellow red okay like red red what do you think of that wasn't the
110:12 right I just tried to click on it definitely didn't work whatever I like
110:15 definitely didn't work whatever I like yellow Barbara that's uh that's what you
110:17 yellow Barbara that's uh that's what you get for treating me like [ __ ] all day
110:20 get for treating me like [ __ ] all day Barbara has done nothing to you has been
110:23 Barbara has done nothing to you has been a godamn
110:25 a godamn saint no and there is nothing wrong with
110:28 saint no and there is nothing wrong with barar that's so weird even the game is
110:30 barar that's so weird even the game is like stuttering like the game is
110:37 stuttering well I mean it's all audio it's like you guys and the g stutter at
110:39 it's like you guys and the g stutter at the same time it's super weird I mean
110:41 the same time it's super weird I mean I'm not having any issues other than
110:42 I'm not having any issues other than occasion I'm hearing you Bob is Notting
110:44 occasion I'm hearing you Bob is Notting out all of all of both of you are
110:46 out all of all of both of you are cutting out a lot for me yeah I think
110:48 cutting out a lot for me yeah I think it's just this game I think it's the way
110:51 it's just this game I think it's the way the game handles the mics in the lobby
110:53 the game handles the mics in the lobby chat and [ __ ] yeah I'm going to stop I
110:56 chat and [ __ ] yeah I'm going to stop I declare this I
110:59 declare this I declare well you that's you didn't have
111:02 declare well you that's you didn't have to thanks buddy I appreciate the cards I
111:05 to thanks buddy I appreciate the cards I don't how to draw cuz yellow is a dick
111:07 don't how to draw cuz yellow is a dick pee color dick pee what other kind of
111:11 pee color dick pee what other kind of pee is there a dick PE color I don't oh
111:15 pee is there a dick PE color I don't oh [ __ ] you just got defended oh [ __ ] wow
111:20 [ __ ] you just got defended oh [ __ ] wow oh my God Barber's a Savage
111:27 that was M do it again Barbara do it some do it some more
111:30 Barbara do it some do it some more Barbara [ __ ]
111:34 Barbara [ __ ] yeah
111:36 yeah bar that's what the [ __ ] I'm talking
111:38 bar that's what the [ __ ] I'm talking about Barbara
111:45 barbar Barbara could lick a taint Barbara could you know who hasn't been
111:48 Barbara could you know who hasn't been an unbelievable grumpus this whole day
111:52 an unbelievable grumpus this whole day Barbara
111:53 Barbara she's just sitting up there grinning
111:55 she's just sitting up there grinning missing that tooth but it's cool truth
111:58 missing that tooth but it's cool truth look at that look at that left eye she's
112:00 look at that look at that left eye she's giving the stink eye because she hates
112:02 giving the stink eye because she hates us and she hates happiness look at that
112:05 us and she hates happiness look at that face that you have in your profile
112:07 face that you have in your profile picture yeah I'm excited to be here hey
112:10 picture yeah I'm excited to be here hey Mark yes I'm going to believe in the
112:12 Mark yes I'm going to believe in the heart of the cards y you know you want
112:14 heart of the cards y you know you want to and you know why you want to cuz you
112:16 to and you know why you want to cuz you want this to happen oh God
112:19 want this to happen oh God yes yes oh God yes heart of the cards
112:24 yes yes oh God yes heart of the cards heart of the cards heart oh my cards oh
112:28 heart of the cards heart oh my cards oh I I'm so heart right now for cards my
112:31 I I'm so heart right now for cards my heart and my
112:33 heart and my cards hate all right frames restart we
112:36 cards hate all right frames restart we need to
112:37 need to restart no that was last week's bit
112:40 restart no that was last week's bit can't do that can't recycle that yeah uh
112:42 can't do that can't recycle that yeah uh I'm recycl only so many B my idea
112:44 I'm recycl only so many B my idea definitely not something I saw you
112:46 definitely not something I saw you should turn I think he was unfair to
112:47 should turn I think he was unfair to skip
112:48 skip you thank you all right never mind that
112:50 you thank you all right never mind that Bob you still get your turn
112:54 Bob you still get your turn um I have a good card to play I do and
112:58 um I have a good card to play I do and I'm I'm thinking just thinking real hard
113:01 I'm I'm thinking just thinking real hard about that and hang on something will
113:04 about that and hang on something will come up a n that is a good
113:14 one me I have to pee again what what the you got prostate
113:16 again what what the you got prostate cancer something man the [ __ ]
113:26 draw an infinite amount of cards look I started I I went to I went to a personal
113:28 started I I went to I went to a personal trainer for the first time yesterday and
113:29 trainer for the first time yesterday and he said my my my water weight I'm 5%
113:32 he said my my my water weight I'm 5% dehydrated like 5% less of my body
113:36 dehydrated like 5% less of my body weight of water I don't
113:38 weight of water I don't have why would you do that
113:41 have why would you do that Barbara oh question Barbara Barbara's a
113:44 Barbara oh question Barbara Barbara's a sweetheart why me why not Barbara you
113:46 sweetheart why me why not Barbara you could have [ __ ] you why would you
113:48 could have [ __ ] you why would you Barbara Barbara's awee [ __ ] you you up
113:51 Barbara Barbara's awee [ __ ] you you up for that Mark I set you up for that [ __ ]
113:54 for that Mark I set you up for that [ __ ] no okay what the [ __ ] is happening whose
113:58 no okay what the [ __ ] is happening whose turn is it okay well you know I don't I
114:01 turn is it okay well you know I don't I like this card and I'm just going to
114:03 like this card and I'm just going to keep it there we
114:05 keep it there we go
114:06 go Haya I like uhoh what color does barara
114:10 Haya I like uhoh what color does barara have I don't remember I think we're safe
114:13 have I don't remember I think we're safe with this I think you just had
114:15 with this I think you just had it it
114:25 [Laughter] go smack the pain and get your [ __ ]
114:27 go smack the pain and get your [ __ ] together I'm going to go smack my pain
114:29 together I'm going to go smack my pain I'm quitting out of this [ __ ] I'm
114:31 I'm quitting out of this [ __ ] I'm quitting out as well I'm quitting get I
114:33 quitting out as well I'm quitting get I can't all this game fast enough all
114:36 can't all this game fast enough all right I guess we're ready to uh start
114:38 right I guess we're ready to uh start this yeah I'm
114:39 this yeah I'm ready everyone still has amazing avatars
114:43 ready everyone still has amazing avatars as always thank you I tried real
114:46 as always thank you I tried real hard this is going to be
114:49 hard this is going to be great is everyone ready to love everyone
114:51 great is everyone ready to love everyone forever
114:52 forever yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know this may
114:58 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know this may not be very exciting to watch but I just
115:00 not be very exciting to watch but I just kind of want to do it can we play Diablo
115:03 kind of want to do it can we play Diablo switch sometime I love Diablo switch I'm
115:06 switch sometime I love Diablo switch I'm all about that [ __ ] fun game it's fun
115:09 all about that [ __ ] fun game it's fun times why do you guys specifically want
115:10 times why do you guys specifically want to play on the switch curi I mean I like
115:12 to play on the switch curi I mean I like the switch but cuz I like how simple it
115:15 the switch but cuz I like how simple it is on the switch and I don't it's like
115:18 is on the switch and I don't it's like you literally it's like Mindless you can
115:20 you literally it's like Mindless you can just sit there and chill and you know
115:22 just sit there and chill and you know it's not I find the computer version
115:24 it's not I find the computer version where you have to click a little bit and
115:25 where you have to click a little bit and Target things [ __ ] you annoying oh no my
115:29 Target things [ __ ] you annoying oh no my uh my controller is still on and it's
115:31 uh my controller is still on and it's just
115:32 just vibrating too I'm just going to put this
115:35 vibrating too I'm just going to put this in my lap and for no reason whatsoever I
115:38 in my lap and for no reason whatsoever I hav pluged mine oh
115:41 hav pluged mine oh tingly where did my mouth go oh no my
115:44 tingly where did my mouth go oh no my mouse oh no it switched to the
115:46 mouse oh no it switched to the game no that's not what I
115:53 pressed how turn off my goddamn controller just hold the button until it
115:56 controller just hold the button until it turns off the Xbox it takes like 10
115:58 turns off the Xbox it takes like 10 seconds or 12 seconds or something oh
116:00 seconds or 12 seconds or something oh there it goes okay well there goes the
116:02 there it goes okay well there goes the tingly vibrations heart of the cards
116:05 tingly vibrations heart of the cards cutie heart when did I get this many
116:08 cutie heart when did I get this many cards you just drew like six no I had a
116:12 cards you just drew like six no I had a wild card I had one didn't play it so
116:15 wild card I had one didn't play it so you had to draw well where's my
116:20 you had to draw well where's my mouse d hit Escape or something God I
116:24 mouse d hit Escape or something God I did it's good it's fine good wild card
116:25 did it's good it's fine good wild card play good wild card play thank you I was
116:27 play good wild card play thank you I was going to do that last time why do I have
116:31 going to do that last time why do I have [ __ ] you okay PUD fine I'm fine I'm
116:35 [ __ ] you okay PUD fine I'm fine I'm fine we only have 12 cards it's fine
116:37 fine we only have 12 cards it's fine fine it's a that's F yeah you know but
116:39 fine it's a that's F yeah you know but last time I looked up I didn't have 12
116:42 last time I looked up I didn't have 12 cards and now I don't
116:46 cards and now I don't no why you trying to make the bot win
116:48 no why you trying to make the bot win I'm not trying to make the bot win we're
116:50 I'm not trying to make the bot win we're never trying to make the bot win bot win
116:52 never trying to make the bot win bot win no one's trying to make the bot win why
116:54 no one's trying to make the bot win why you trying to make the bot win no one is
116:57 you trying to make the bot win no one is trying to make the bot win all these
117:04 guys no Mark trying to make the bot win I'm not making the bot win mark stop
117:07 I'm not making the bot win mark stop trying to make the bot win I like listen
117:09 trying to make the bot win I like listen I like the bot the bot what is that I
117:11 I like the bot the bot what is that I don't remember what that does if you
117:13 don't remember what that does if you play anything but numbers you draw a
117:15 play anything but numbers you draw a card oh oh ball
117:19 card oh oh ball sack all right everybody just stay calm
117:22 sack all right everybody just stay calm here we're calm I'm calm I'm calm we're
117:25 here we're calm I'm calm I'm calm we're calm this is calm
117:28 calm this is calm [ __ ] well that's not a number oh oh but
117:32 [ __ ] well that's not a number oh oh but nice though nice oh okay neat y a yay
117:39 nice though nice oh okay neat y a yay a oh no [ __ ]
117:44 a oh no [ __ ] okay where's do I have to declare oh
117:48 okay where's do I have to declare oh wait I can't play
117:50 wait I can't play anything do I have to declare
117:53 anything do I have to declare I
117:54 I declare I thought I had to declare Uno
117:56 declare I thought I had to declare Uno you know you know how it is you know how
117:59 you know you know how it is you know how it
118:05 is no you're not I have to declare you have
118:09 not I have to declare you have know bam oh on F I did look you think
118:15 know bam oh on F I did look you think I'm choosing this it's drawing at random
118:18 I'm choosing this it's drawing at random the whole game is random everything
118:20 the whole game is random everything about this is random there's no
118:27 strategy I think it's currently physically impossible for me to for me
118:29 physically impossible for me to for me to win right now cuz I can't I can't
118:32 to win right now cuz I can't I can't play
118:37 anything yeah well why green why not green Green's
118:41 well why green why not green Green's fine what's wrong with green green
118:42 fine what's wrong with green green [ __ ] green [ __ ] green
118:53 oh yeah why blue blue is good blue is the Christmas
118:57 blue is good blue is the Christmas season no it's not literally Christmas
119:00 season no it's not literally Christmas is red and green no ice and snow are
119:04 is red and green no ice and snow are blue and [ __ ] no they're not they're
119:06 blue and [ __ ] no they're not they're white it's for what it is have you ever
119:10 white it's for what it is have you ever seen white snow no is have you ever seen
119:14 seen white snow no is have you ever seen blue snow cuz you probably ate it and
119:17 blue snow cuz you probably ate it and that's why you're so
119:23 dumb you don't know I might be I literally drew that one way I know
119:28 be I literally drew that one way I know but I
119:35 just okay well I have an opinion about this and it's this
119:37 this and it's this one oh why not
119:40 one oh why not me cuz I don't want your cards your
119:42 me cuz I don't want your cards your cards suck I want all right I'm just I'm
119:45 cards suck I want all right I'm just I'm playing the odds here no I'm I'm playing
119:48 playing the odds here no I'm I'm playing the odds here cuz someone else has got a
119:50 the odds here cuz someone else has got a card and everything's going to go go
119:52 card and everything's going to go go rotating or not okay all right oh oh
119:57 rotating or not okay all right oh oh Jesus so good God Mark yes Mark heart
120:00 Jesus so good God Mark yes Mark heart heart of the cards heart of the cards
120:02 heart of the cards heart of the cards heart of the cards heart of the cards
120:03 heart of the cards heart of the cards heart of the cards heart of the heart of
120:04 heart of the cards heart of the heart of the card heart of the card heart of the
120:06 the card heart of the card heart of the heart of the cards heart of the cards of
120:09 heart of the cards heart of the cards of the cards heart of the cards heart of
120:11 the cards heart of the cards heart of the
120:13 the cards
120:24 oh no I guess I'd rather do this than the other thing I have to do but what is
120:27 the other thing I have to do but what is that I don't like about to have a real
120:29 that I don't like about to have a real present
120:30 present Areno oh okay well Wade has a blue draw
120:34 Areno oh okay well Wade has a blue draw too so for God's sake don't make it blue
120:37 too so for God's sake don't make it blue make it blue and stay true to you [ __ ]
120:40 make it blue and stay true to you [ __ ] you thank you I literally couldn't make
120:42 you thank you I literally couldn't make it blue oh you mark
120:46 it blue oh you mark you cards h of the cards the
120:50 you cards h of the cards the card haa
120:56 heart of the cards that's right cutie [ __ ] you cue
121:00 cards that's right cutie [ __ ] you cue has done nothing this whole game CU is
121:02 has done nothing this whole game CU is as bad as [ __ ] whatever her name
121:04 as bad as [ __ ] whatever her name Barbara Barbara what's wrong with
121:06 Barbara Barbara what's wrong with Barbara [ __ ] Barbara what did Barbara
121:09 Barbara [ __ ] Barbara what did Barbara wrong with Barbara man we all know we
121:13 wrong with Barbara man we all know we all know Barbara did nothing that whole
121:15 all know Barbara did nothing that whole time you were painting Barbara as a
121:16 time you were painting Barbara as a villain Barbara didn't do [ __ ] Barbara
121:18 villain Barbara didn't do [ __ ] Barbara painted herself as a villain Barbara
121:20 painted herself as a villain Barbara didn't paint Barbara can't
121:22 didn't paint Barbara can't CU Barbara had no
121:24 CU Barbara had no Talent all right well you're probably
121:26 Talent all right well you're probably right
121:27 right there that guy kind of personal felt
121:30 there that guy kind of personal felt that felt
121:31 that felt charged i' it's been building up for a
121:33 charged i' it's been building up for a while what did Barbara do to you oh [ __ ]
121:36 while what did Barbara do to you oh [ __ ] you turny to TOA I wanted to
121:39 you turny to TOA I wanted to go you you lost your words for a moment
121:42 go you you lost your words for a moment there wait no I didn't I said what I
121:43 there wait no I didn't I said what I said and I meant what I meant turny tsy
121:47 said and I meant what I meant turny tsy toas yeah you said what you meant what
121:50 toas yeah you said what you meant what does Mark have does anyone know what
121:52 does Mark have does anyone know what does Mark have who know I don't even
121:54 does Mark have who know I don't even know what Mark has well it's red now ha
121:57 know what Mark has well it's red now ha oh no there it goes all right that's not
122:00 oh no there it goes all right that's not what you want no no no
122:10 no see cutie doesn't even call Uno oh oh no
122:12 no no no you have to switch hands you have
122:14 no no you have to switch hands you have to switch hands all right cutie you're
122:17 to switch hands all right cutie you're an idiot Cutie's the evil idiot bad bad
122:20 an idiot Cutie's the evil idiot bad bad cutie just didn't want to be bad as
122:22 cutie just didn't want to be bad as Barbara So cutie is on my better side
122:24 Barbara So cutie is on my better side than [ __ ]
122:26 than [ __ ] Barbara listen I think we just need to
122:30 Barbara listen I think we just need to be nicer to the Bots not to each other
122:34 be nicer to the Bots not to each other be [ __ ] to each other I don't know
122:36 be [ __ ] to each other I don't know why everyone's so mean to the Bots yeah
122:39 why everyone's so mean to the Bots yeah bad come on man they're just playing a
122:42 bad come on man they're just playing a win you got to be an [ __ ] about it
122:45 win you got to be an [ __ ] about it mhm feel do you feel me do you feel it
122:48 mhm feel do you feel me do you feel it I'm feeling you I've been feeling you
122:52 I'm feeling you I've been feeling you I literally can't stop feeling oh whoa
122:55 I literally can't stop feeling oh whoa that
123:03 didn't challenge I I'm confused why you made that sound but I guess we'll find
123:05 made that sound but I guess we'll find out oh okay
123:08 out oh okay I don't like this so I'm going to
123:12 I don't like this so I'm going to challenge and I'm going to play the
123:14 challenge and I'm going to play the heart of the oh no you won now you only
123:17 heart of the oh no you won now you only take the four from cutie well that's
123:19 take the four from cutie well that's fine because it's better than the eight
123:21 fine because it's better than the eight from I had to take four no matter what
123:24 from I had to take four no matter what but I gave you four now four to four to
123:27 but I gave you four now four to four to four you just don't even know who you
123:29 four you just don't even know who you are anymore so just shut it take this
123:31 are anymore so just shut it take this and think about it I don't want
123:34 and think about it I don't want to that's okay I don't like this hand
123:37 to that's okay I don't like this hand man I can't wait till I get no don't aim
123:39 man I can't wait till I get no don't aim that [ __ ] at me oh boy oh jeez
123:48 WP so hey Mark how much how much heart of the cards do you have not very much
123:50 of the cards do you have not very much all right I'm not going to do it then
123:52 all right I'm not going to do it then why why you guys want to punish poor old
123:55 why why you guys want to punish poor old w why why would we want to punish you I
123:58 w why why would we want to punish you I deserve a win it's been a long day you
124:00 deserve a win it's been a long day you already
124:06 won I deserve another win it's been a long day no you don't you deserve
124:08 long day no you don't you deserve nothing you deserve nothing fine you
124:11 nothing you deserve nothing fine you know what here Bob you're right and I
124:13 know what here Bob you're right and I feel bad so here you can have
124:15 feel bad so here you can have it oh this is actually a good hand too
124:18 it oh this is actually a good hand too you're welcome I know I just want to be
124:20 you're welcome I know I just want to be nice friends maybe then you wouldn't
124:21 nice friends maybe then you wouldn't yell at me
124:22 yell at me hard of the hard of the cards uh still
124:25 hard of the hard of the cards uh still no yeah still no still big
124:29 no yeah still no still big no that was more of a warning than a
124:34 no that was more of a warning than a question there wasn't a lot I was going
124:36 question there wasn't a lot I was going to be able to change about that right
124:39 to be able to change about that right this feels this feels feels targeted I
124:41 this feels this feels feels targeted I don't know it just feels
124:44 don't know it just feels wrong oh
124:47 wrong oh man you really you really literally
124:50 man you really you really literally handed that win to me I like I was just
124:52 handed that win to me I like I was just a bystander that whole
124:55 a bystander that whole game that was so weird we just played a
124:58 game that was so weird we just played a bunch of number cards and then it ended
125:00 bunch of number cards and then it ended really quickly what the [ __ ] I just
125:03 really quickly what the [ __ ] I just wanted Bob to be happy you know I don't
125:06 wanted Bob to be happy you know I don't want well I do want Bob to be happy but
125:08 want well I do want Bob to be happy but I don't want Bob to be happy right now
125:10 I don't want Bob to be happy right now you said what you meant and you meant I
125:12 you said what you meant and you meant I what I I didn't mean what I said I did
125:14 what I I didn't mean what I said I did you said it out loud with what you said
125:16 you said it out loud with what you said it I did and I do mean that right now
125:19 it I did and I do mean that right now you said it I you're too happy how dare
125:21 you said it I you're too happy how dare you I want listen my heart of my cards
125:24 you I want listen my heart of my cards is not here so [ __ ] you but I how dare
125:28 is not here so [ __ ] you but I how dare you I don't want Wade I don't want you
125:30 you I don't want Wade I don't want you to be happy I don't want Bob to be happy
125:33 to be happy I don't want Bob to be happy I want how dare you listen I can't do
125:36 I want how dare you listen I can't do anything I don't want you to be happy
125:39 anything I don't want you to be happy how dare
125:46 you you know what Mark I'm sorry I I want you to be happy why would it that
125:50 want you to be happy why would it that that just an insult to
125:59 no here you know what your hand was pretty good you
126:06 God all right here's my big [Laughter]
126:12 [Laughter] move I hate all of you I hate
126:16 move I hate all of you I hate all what the [ __ ] I I don't want anyone
126:20 all what the [ __ ] I I don't want anyone to be happy what deserves Joy [ __ ] is
126:24 to be happy what deserves Joy [ __ ] is happening I'm sorry Mark oh come
126:39 much bu you deserve you gave him two fewer
126:42 deserve you gave him two fewer cards
126:44 cards deserves God damn listen I don't it's
126:48 deserves God damn listen I don't it's not that I deserve it oh thank God a
126:51 not that I deserve it oh thank God a risky play oh [ __ ] what does that one do
126:54 risky play oh [ __ ] what does that one do numbers only or else you draw all right
126:57 numbers only or else you draw all right numbers only
126:59 numbers only [ __ ] got it come
127:03 [ __ ] got it come on Mark you deserve happiness too Mark
127:06 on Mark you deserve happiness too Mark it's
127:08 it's okay I got to play like two cards that
127:22 whole oh [ __ ] don't want anything anymore I just want to say I just want
127:24 anymore I just want to say I just want to say I'm glad someone else has had
127:27 to say I'm glad someone else has had that experience because what you're
127:28 that experience because what you're experiencing right now Mark was like me
127:30 experiencing right now Mark was like me the entire time we played Uno last time
127:34 the entire time we played Uno last time that was my whole [ __ ]
127:37 that was my whole [ __ ] life Mark I hope do you like that hand
127:39 life Mark I hope do you like that hand Mark oh my God take a turn to enjoy it
127:44 Mark oh my God take a turn to enjoy it oh my God what is
127:57 [Music] what let me play God [ __ ] you oh no [ __ ]
128:02 what let me play God [ __ ] you oh no [ __ ] oh wow what the [ __ ] what is this
128:06 oh wow what the [ __ ] what is this hand oh no Mark don't do it don't do me
128:09 hand oh no Mark don't do it don't do me like that I don't remember what wait I
128:13 like that I don't remember what wait I don't remember you have a really good
128:14 don't remember you have a really good chance oh thank I don't
128:17 chance oh thank I don't remember I hurt I hurt I hurt
128:21 remember I hurt I hurt I hurt hurt I didn't remember [ __ ] it hurt yeah
128:26 hurt I didn't remember [ __ ] it hurt yeah yeah it hurt got a draw heart of the
128:28 yeah it hurt got a draw heart of the cards
128:30 cards behind [ __ ] [ __ ] ass
128:36 behind [ __ ] [ __ ] ass dick no okay n okay fine whoa what the
128:42 dick no okay n okay fine whoa what the [ __ ] did he sh ass donkey
128:45 [ __ ] did he sh ass donkey dick all right okay oh [ __ ] nice play
128:49 dick all right okay oh [ __ ] nice play nice play Mar you've been really on top
128:51 nice play Mar you've been really on top of it this game thanks no no
128:59 [ __ ] well I clicked you you [ __ ] I was clicking on all right whatever I mean
129:02 clicking on all right whatever I mean still happened right still is all oh my
129:05 still happened right still is all oh my God all good oh Jesus Christ uh before I
129:09 God all good oh Jesus Christ uh before I do anything I want to just go ahead
129:11 do anything I want to just go ahead and do this a little bit all right all
129:13 and do this a little bit all right all right [ __ ] that guy yeah I got one of
129:17 right [ __ ] that guy yeah I got one of those too right Mark yeah heart of the
129:20 those too right Mark yeah heart of the cards
129:22 cards oh me me AR Reno here Mark I get I'll
129:26 oh me me AR Reno here Mark I get I'll give you can have some fun no because I
129:28 give you can have some fun no because I just got hard of the cards
129:39 [ __ ] it's the color I can't make any moves with that hand has so much good
129:41 moves with that hand has so much good stuff in it have a
129:50 man good play that's a solid play [ __ ] that's a solid play that one oh I like
129:52 that's a solid play that one oh I like that one too much can't oh I guess I'm
129:54 that one too much can't oh I guess I'm playing
129:56 playing that [ __ ] cutie cue cutie Cutie Kitty
129:59 that [ __ ] cutie cue cutie Cutie Kitty Kitty
130:06 [ __ ] oh kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
130:08 kitty kitty you saying Kitty or cutie
130:13 kitty you saying Kitty or cutie both no I it was already blue yeah wait
130:18 both no I it was already blue yeah wait what the hell wait you can't challenge
130:20 what the hell wait you can't challenge it challenge it wait I don't give a [ __ ]
130:22 it challenge it wait I don't give a [ __ ] about the rules I just want to play the
130:24 about the rules I just want to play the game with my friends I drew itk's your
130:28 game with my friends I drew itk's your where's your fun hway sound effects my
130:32 where's your fun hway sound effects my I'm so
130:34 I'm so lonely so lonely cut out no one by my
130:41 lonely so lonely cut out no one by my side oh
130:50 [ __ ] all right heart of the cards here of the cards me too yeah okay it has
130:56 of the cards me too yeah okay it has yellow it has yellow oh then take
131:01 yellow it has yellow oh then take this it yes it it has
131:05 this it yes it it has yellow oh not so cute anymore are you oh
131:09 yellow oh not so cute anymore are you oh heart of the cards is going on oh yeah
131:13 heart of the cards is going on oh yeah the heart of the cards is right in there
131:16 the heart of the cards is right in there oh God definitely getting feeling good
131:18 oh God definitely getting feeling good now
131:21 now my sides hurt so bad from laughing at
131:23 my sides hurt so bad from laughing at Mark don't laugh at me that doesn't make
131:26 Mark don't laugh at me that doesn't make me feel better of the cards hard of the
131:29 me feel better of the cards hard of the cards hard of the cards all right okay
131:31 cards hard of the cards all right okay all right this is about to be some
131:32 all right this is about to be some [ __ ] with the bot having like four S
131:35 [ __ ] with the bot having like four S no Mark Wait don't no Mark why not like
131:39 no Mark Wait don't no Mark why not like this my
131:40 this my cards why you do
131:49 it no well [ __ ] me I guess okay cool I'm keeping that oh that's a good one I'll
131:51 keeping that oh that's a good one I'll play that heart of my cards Heart of
131:57 play that heart of my cards Heart of My Heart of the cards the cards the
132:00 My Heart of the cards the cards the cards the cards of the cards do it Mark
132:03 cards the cards of the cards do it Mark do it Mark I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm
132:05 do it Mark I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
132:07 doing wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that what you
132:10 wait that what you wanted that's what you wanted
132:13 wanted that's what you wanted right wait no
132:17 right wait no wait red no well Red's okay Red's not
132:22 wait red no well Red's okay Red's not okay Red's a great color Red's not okay
132:27 okay Red's a great color Red's not okay oh red
132:28 oh red is what is my hand beautiful those are
132:32 is what is my hand beautiful those are some those are some Keepers you get in
132:35 some those are some Keepers you get in there part of the
132:37 there part of the [Music]
132:39 [Music] cars who knew I'd be the short stack at
132:42 cars who knew I'd be the short stack at this point oh hard of my
132:47 this point oh hard of my [ __ ] I got a again oh
132:58 God that's a nice sweet heart of the yeah heart of the car I got a draw
133:03 yeah heart of the car I got a draw again
133:10 [Applause] [Music]
133:10 [Music] [Applause]
133:13 [Applause] no
133:15 no no part of my
133:18 no part of my cars you on 18
133:30 cards listen my God I have a gift for you mark
133:37 yeah oh my God die I can't get to the
133:40 God die I can't get to the yellow that's okay that's okay oh well
133:44 yellow that's okay that's okay oh well hey now that was unfair take it back
133:47 hey now that was unfair take it back about me oh never mind
133:52 about me oh never mind what is happening I'm so confused and
133:55 what is happening I'm so confused and scared well I guess I got to do
133:58 scared well I guess I got to do that no please not
134:01 that no please not that what wait there's no way you don't
134:05 that what wait there's no way you don't have blue yeah I know for a
134:08 have blue yeah I know for a fact so much blue your turn all right
134:13 fact so much blue your turn all right here we go your turn here we oh come on
134:15 here we go your turn here we oh come on I could have made a I could have done a
134:17 I could have made a I could have done a thing oh no what's that does we all get
134:20 thing oh no what's that does we all get a random car
134:21 a random car oh okay all right
134:25 oh okay all right cool let's do
134:28 cool let's do this oh
134:31 this oh man
134:33 man oh I just wanted to help I just want to
134:36 oh I just wanted to help I just want to help that's all I want all right that's
134:38 help that's all I want all right that's all I want just don't [ __ ] me here I
134:40 all I want just don't [ __ ] me here I just want to help yes Bob thank
134:44 just want to help yes Bob thank you yes Mark heart of the cards heart of
134:48 you yes Mark heart of the cards heart of the cards heart of the cards no no no no
134:50 the cards heart of the cards no no no no no no no no
134:52 no no no no no yes wow wait you broke your you broke
134:56 no yes wow wait you broke your you broke your audio setup you just yelled so loud
135:07 oh what a play by the bot indeed wait which which way is it I
135:17 win cutie I just want you to be happy Mark and I'm glad for you cutie [ __ ] me
135:21 Mark and I'm glad for you cutie [ __ ] me I'm so happy uh you know I want to
135:24 I'm so happy uh you know I want to scream that if Molly's in the
135:26 scream that if Molly's in the [Laughter]
135:29 [Laughter] house I don't want to play
135:32 house I don't want to play anymore I want to play no I want to play
135:34 anymore I want to play no I want to play I want to play I want to play what is
135:36 I want to play I want to play what is this hand oh jump oh [ __ ] all right my
135:38 this hand oh jump oh [ __ ] all right my hand was off the mouse that's fine I
135:40 hand was off the mouse that's fine I have an aid of
135:45 yellow giving us your strategy did you guys know about my Aid
135:48 strategy did you guys know about my Aid of yellow I do now you know about my two
135:52 of yellow I do now you know about my two of plus oh you know about my two of plus
135:56 of plus oh you know about my two of plus no no no no skip skip I play part of the
136:00 no no no no skip skip I play part of the c ah [ __ ] do you know about my one of
136:04 c ah [ __ ] do you know about my one of blue I have one of those
136:07 blue I have one of those too what about my blue of
136:11 too what about my blue of ski I don't have a blue one but I can
136:14 ski I don't have a blue one but I can play that
136:16 play that game oh oh it's okay my head my and is a
136:21 game oh oh it's okay my head my and is a [ __ ] bomb waiting happen no that's
136:23 [ __ ] bomb waiting happen no that's not cool that's not cool at all oh
136:26 not cool that's not cool at all oh that's a bad color that's not a good
136:28 that's a bad color that's not a good color why would you do that it's an
136:30 color why would you do that it's an above average color I believe you what
136:33 above average color I believe you what are good things that are blue uh your
136:35 are good things that are blue uh your mood your balls blue is
136:43 great you don't know the state of my mood this is some kind of problem I
136:47 mood this is some kind of problem I don't know what weight has but it's oh
136:49 don't know what weight has but it's oh hey buddy
136:51 hey buddy no M relax everybody calm down you don't
136:54 no M relax everybody calm down you don't want it you don't want it Bob you don't
136:56 want it you don't want it Bob you don't want it you don't want it Bob I want it
136:58 want it you don't want it Bob I want it more than I want not it you don't want
137:01 more than I want not it you don't want it you know what I'm saying you know
137:02 it you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying no no I don't know you
137:04 what I'm saying no no I don't know you don't make sense you know what I'm
137:05 don't make sense you know what I'm saying I'm feeling it God damn
137:08 saying I'm feeling it God damn it oh godamn it oh
137:12 it oh godamn it oh no 100 are you doing this on purpose me
137:17 no 100 are you doing this on purpose me me me me me all right thank you I guess
137:20 me me me me all right thank you I guess of my car hard
137:22 of my car hard oh at least it's only two you could have
137:24 oh at least it's only two you could have drwn 10
137:25 drwn 10 like listen
137:28 like listen listen No One compare my plight and what
137:31 listen No One compare my plight and what I've been through to
137:34 I've been through to me to
137:36 me to me don't compare myself to me [ __ ] wait
137:41 me don't compare myself to me [ __ ] wait wait what challenge him he's a
137:44 wait what challenge him he's a liar you still got to take what what are
137:47 liar you still got to take what what are you why you being all like
137:56 you were dick to me and therefore like why are you happy Mark your uh oh thanks
138:01 why are you happy Mark your uh oh thanks by yeah thanks for reminding me thank
138:03 by yeah thanks for reminding me thank for reminding me thank you okay cool
138:05 for reminding me thank you okay cool listen we're dicks we're dicks and
138:07 listen we're dicks we're dicks and tights and we'll dick never mind we have
138:11 tights and we'll dick never mind we have a song Ready all right guys here we go
138:14 a song Ready all right guys here we go butter
138:15 butter bean wait no wait get ready wait get
138:19 bean wait no wait get ready wait get ready oh baby it's it's happening it's
138:22 ready oh baby it's it's happening it's coming oh boy it's coming it's really
138:25 coming oh boy it's coming it's really happening all
138:27 happening all right what are you
138:34 doing what the [ __ ] what is happening over in Wade's
138:36 over in Wade's Corner oh God damn I'm having flashback
138:39 Corner oh God damn I'm having flashback I'm having flashbacks all right I don't
138:41 I'm having flashbacks all right I don't want to do this necessarily but I don't
138:43 want to do this necessarily but I don't want Wade to be happy so all
138:46 want Wade to be happy so all right okay my happiness is Molly's
138:49 right okay my happiness is Molly's happiness and everyone loves
138:51 happiness and everyone loves small okay it's my turn well I guess
138:54 small okay it's my turn well I guess this is good time as any to see what
138:56 this is good time as any to see what happens okay that's not very powerful oh
138:59 happens okay that's not very powerful oh but I have a never mind [ __ ] I can't
139:01 but I have a never mind [ __ ] I can't [ __ ] anything today it's okay you get
139:03 [ __ ] anything today it's okay you get a turn why are you trying to make the
139:06 a turn why are you trying to make the bot win okay it was a Double
139:09 bot win okay it was a Double Bluff right a Double Bluff nice play man
139:14 Bluff right a Double Bluff nice play man that's rough that's rough bro bad play
139:18 that's rough that's rough bro bad play haa you got
139:21 haa you got God do some do some stuff do some stuff
139:24 God do some do some stuff do some stuff here's my Play No Bad play that's the
139:27 here's my Play No Bad play that's the wrong person to do stuff too but I just
139:30 wrong person to do stuff too but I just wanted to do stuff with someone bad play
139:33 wanted to do stuff with someone bad play Bad play Bad
139:35 Bad play Bad play all right does anyone know what
139:37 play all right does anyone know what color the [ __ ] thing has no no not a
139:40 color the [ __ ] thing has no no not a clue it was your hand Wade yeah no clue
139:44 clue it was your hand Wade yeah no clue oh [ __ ] you suck all right one in four
139:47 oh [ __ ] you suck all right one in four chance I can save
139:49 chance I can save it you don't know what it is either do
139:51 it you don't know what it is either do you no but I stopped them from maybe
139:55 you no but I stopped them from maybe winning this oh no wait tell us they
139:58 winning this oh no wait tell us they what color is it Mark we have to stop it
140:01 what color is it Mark we have to stop it wow this color it's undeniable it's
140:06 wow this color it's undeniable it's unbelievable oh [ __ ] heart of the carts
140:08 unbelievable oh [ __ ] heart of the carts Wade heart of the carts it's pry sure it
140:10 Wade heart of the carts it's pry sure it was actually maybe green this C no it's
140:14 was actually maybe green this C no it's not thank God GRE safe GRE safe
140:17 not thank God GRE safe GRE safe everyone great safe got it got it great
140:20 everyone great safe got it got it great safe
140:21 safe I don't have any more [ __ ]
140:22 I don't have any more [ __ ] green fck you I got this wait hang on no
140:26 green fck you I got this wait hang on no no no that's not good either I need to
140:29 no no that's not good either I need to draw you can challenge
140:31 draw you can challenge it no one's going to pull a fast one
140:34 it no one's going to pull a fast one like that on me not on smarty Mary I'm
140:37 like that on me not on smarty Mary I'm going to get some okay there we go
140:38 going to get some okay there we go that's a good one oh they don't blue
140:41 that's a good one oh they don't blue safe blue safe [ __ ] balls look it's
140:45 safe blue safe [ __ ] balls look it's we're just being a little too okay
140:48 we're just being a little too okay Blue's safe blue is
140:51 Blue's safe blue is never safe oh blue why you do this why
140:55 never safe oh blue why you do this why like bad Blue's bad Blue's
140:58 like bad Blue's bad Blue's bad well I have to draw a card but maybe
141:01 bad well I have to draw a card but maybe so does wait I
141:04 so does wait I forget no no oh a cutie dude Blue's bad
141:09 forget no no oh a cutie dude Blue's bad Blue's bad [ __ ] ass [ __ ] all right that
141:14 Blue's bad [ __ ] ass [ __ ] all right that was all right to take back the [ __ ] just
141:16 was all right to take back the [ __ ] just [ __ ] ass
141:23 good hey Mark do you have any offens do you have any offensive cards no not at
141:27 you have any offensive cards no not at all all right now it does all
141:30 all all right now it does all ladyy if you had a plus two why didn't
141:33 ladyy if you had a plus two why didn't you play a plus two that's not me that's
141:36 you play a plus two that's not me that's cutie no cutie I cutie drew two cards
141:39 cutie no cutie I cutie drew two cards last time around because maybe they drew
141:41 last time around because maybe they drew the plus
141:42 the plus two [ __ ] hate
141:44 two [ __ ] hate cutie thank you thank you I think Mark I
141:48 cutie thank you thank you I think Mark I don't think Mark has blue I think we're
141:49 don't think Mark has blue I think we're good hasn't even won this entire time
141:52 good hasn't even won this entire time and [ __ ]
141:54 and [ __ ] cutie what about cutie [ __ ] it her him
141:58 cutie what about cutie [ __ ] it her him [ __ ] cutie okay what does that do are we
142:01 [ __ ] cutie okay what does that do are we about to mark why did what did you do I
142:06 about to mark why did what did you do I didn't want that happen why did you
142:08 didn't want that happen why did you doing that no want oh no yeah wait that
142:12 doing that no want oh no yeah wait that head really didn't have very much blue
142:14 head really didn't have very much blue in it it didn't have much good this head
142:17 in it it didn't have much good this head doesn't really have very much blue in it
142:19 doesn't really have very much blue in it either apparently
142:22 either apparently ah yeah it's definitely going to stay
142:24 ah yeah it's definitely going to stay this color so that's good I like that
142:26 this color so that's good I like that color that's a good
142:28 color that's a good color it's a good color it's a good
142:30 color it's a good color it's a good color good oh good color Anarchy good
142:33 color good oh good color Anarchy good color Anarchy put our
142:36 color Anarchy put our fr the
142:45 cards sorry my hand my hand was off the mouth oh thanks
142:47 mouth oh thanks bro oh thanks bro
142:51 bro oh thanks bro okay yay thanks everybody thanks
142:56 okay yay thanks everybody thanks bro needo oh you think that's good wait
142:59 bro needo oh you think that's good wait till you see what I got I know what
143:01 till you see what I got I know what you've
143:06 got nothing just wait just wait I'm going to
143:08 nothing just wait just wait I'm going to pull it out right now [ __ ] yeah all
143:12 pull it out right now [ __ ] yeah all right I got two that came oh okay that
143:15 right I got two that came oh okay that is good that is good idiot what hey that
143:19 is good that is good idiot what hey that was huh what
143:21 was huh what that was offense wasn't do this cuz I'm
143:24 that was offense wasn't do this cuz I'm a cool guy thank you that actually that
143:26 a cool guy thank you that actually that actually helps cuz I had nothing so
143:28 actually helps cuz I had nothing so that's
143:29 that's good
143:31 good W that's right all right you want you
143:33 W that's right all right you want you want some help
143:35 want some help Mark big fat one of those okay well
143:38 Mark big fat one of those okay well that's a little all right that's awkward
143:40 that's a little all right that's awkward because my next play was to give me that
143:42 because my next play was to give me that hand uh oh no no no no that's aw don't
143:46 hand uh oh no no no no that's aw don't do it don't do it hey W hey okay all
143:49 do it don't do it hey W hey okay all right this
143:50 right this that was an awkward play there this is
143:53 that was an awkward play there this is good this good this good I like this
143:55 good this good this good I like this it's it's okay I think maybe oh boy okay
143:59 it's it's okay I think maybe oh boy okay I can't do anything about this I hope
144:01 I can't do anything about this I hope it's not red it's not red okay I didn't
144:04 it's not red it's not red okay I didn't think red safe red safe every red safe
144:07 think red safe red safe every red safe red safe who are you talking to wait Red
144:10 red safe who are you talking to wait Red Scare everybody redare everybody red red
144:15 Scare everybody redare everybody red red oh boy foot yellow left foot yellow red
144:18 oh boy foot yellow left foot yellow red so so [ __ ] you app oh no [ __ ] everyone I
144:22 so so [ __ ] you app oh no [ __ ] everyone I like that card that's card but i' okay
144:24 like that card that's card but i' okay here I am adding back I like I like that
144:27 here I am adding back I like I like that card that's a car scrambled eggs [ __ ]
144:30 card that's a car scrambled eggs [ __ ] scrambled eggs are blue scrambled eggs
144:34 scrambled eggs are blue scrambled eggs do you think we have this code system
144:36 do you think we have this code system that we worked out together cuz we don't
144:38 that we worked out together cuz we don't [ __ ] scrambled eggs Mark yellow
144:40 [ __ ] scrambled eggs Mark yellow youever play Roller Coaster Tycoon your
144:42 youever play Roller Coaster Tycoon your scrambled eggs goes yellow and what are
144:44 scrambled eggs goes yellow and what are you talking about clearly Roller Coaster
144:48 you talking about clearly Roller Coaster Tycoon oh okay the scramby eggs ride
144:52 Tycoon oh okay the scramby eggs ride comes yellow and you know I'm the fool
144:54 comes yellow and you know I'm the fool here I'm the fool you
144:56 here I'm the fool you cutie I'm the fool um what JP is here
145:02 cutie I'm the fool um what JP is here are you live right now
145:04 are you live right now JP we're live playing Uno are you
145:08 JP we're live playing Uno are you I this I guess play well that's
145:13 I this I guess play well that's a kind of a dick thing sorry part of the
145:17 a kind of a dick thing sorry part of the [ __ ] you spaceship it's a dick of the
145:19 [ __ ] you spaceship it's a dick of the cards kind of what is that oh that's
145:21 cards kind of what is that oh that's what that is
145:23 what that is okay I'm going to I'm going to I got to
145:27 okay I'm going to I'm going to I got to play the thingy oo what a play what the
145:30 play the thingy oo what a play what the [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] that's not even
145:33 [ __ ] you what the [ __ ] that's not even fair what the [ __ ] that's random
145:37 fair what the [ __ ] that's random man Jesus Christ where did you guys get
145:39 man Jesus Christ where did you guys get all these plus two that's what you get I
145:41 all these plus two that's what you get I challenged it I challenged it that's
145:43 challenged it I challenged it that's what you get [ __ ]
145:46 what you get [ __ ] get that's what you get I didn't I
145:50 get that's what you get I didn't I didn't have any choices what you get
145:53 didn't have any choices what you get it's what you get Christmas
145:55 it's what you get Christmas Time Is Here um I think he's saying that
145:59 Time Is Here um I think he's saying that cuz he's got red and green that's must
146:00 cuz he's got red and green that's must be what he has this card is both red no
146:04 be what he has this card is both red no oh interesting it's both well I'm about
146:06 oh interesting it's both well I'm about to know for sure what he has oh look at
146:08 to know for sure what he has oh look at that it's beautiful oh God my urine has
146:11 that it's beautiful oh God my urine has never been so
146:17 displeased I don't think you know I don't know why I said that that is or I
146:19 don't know why I said that that is or I don't know why I said
146:21 don't know why I said you see a doctor maybe oh mark look at
146:23 you see a doctor maybe oh mark look at all those good cards you got bud boy
146:26 all those good cards you got bud boy baby I'm a
146:27 baby I'm a collector that's a good one oh [ __ ] oh
146:31 collector that's a good one oh [ __ ] oh no I I forgot what color I had already
146:34 no I I forgot what color I had already oh you're in yellow PP he's got P why
146:37 oh you're in yellow PP he's got P why are you speaking in code you could just
146:39 are you speaking in code you could just say what you mean to say listen Mark I
146:43 say what you mean to say listen Mark I can't give it away he does understand
146:44 can't give it away he does understand our code all right never mind I'm going
146:46 our code all right never mind I'm going to play the Wade
146:48 to play the Wade game wa has only yellow left don't make
146:50 game wa has only yellow left don't make it yellow does he does he
146:53 it yellow does he does he now well he's got lots of stuff now it's
146:57 now well he's got lots of stuff now it's not Mark that hand is [ __ ]
146:59 not Mark that hand is [ __ ] horrible all right have
147:02 horrible all right have it okay no one changed the color
147:06 it okay no one changed the color ever so the bot the bot has only yellow
147:10 ever so the bot the bot has only yellow left I believe oh yeah
147:13 left I believe oh yeah right but I was going to make the bot
147:16 right but I was going to make the bot draw why' you do that I don't like you
147:18 draw why' you do that I don't like you Bob that's why
147:21 Bob that's why Mark's going to hurt us I feel like
147:23 Mark's going to hurt us I feel like that's padly
147:24 that's padly untrue okay all right baby Mark's going
147:27 untrue okay all right baby Mark's going to hurt us I'm going to hurt you guys
147:30 to hurt us I'm going to hurt you guys he's going to hurt me right now you
147:32 he's going to hurt me right now you don't know that hurt him might hurt Bob
147:35 don't know that hurt him might hurt Bob I hurt him Mark kind of hurt I was expec
147:38 I hurt him Mark kind of hurt I was expec oh what to
147:40 oh what to [Laughter]
147:41 [Laughter] save Bob really do all right now I'm
147:44 save Bob really do all right now I'm going to hurt you no no
147:46 going to hurt you no no no Mark you definitely want Mine mine's
147:48 no Mark you definitely want Mine mine's better don't no I don't it's pretty good
147:52 better don't no I don't it's pretty good waade mine's pretty good all right No
147:53 waade mine's pretty good all right No One Believes me that's
147:55 One Believes me that's fine I got a good one over here I got
147:59 fine I got a good one over here I got rid you could have had this oh [ __ ] I
148:03 rid you could have had this oh [ __ ] I don't like that I got blue I don't like
148:05 don't like that I got blue I don't like that yeah blue blue is good it's the
148:07 that yeah blue blue is good it's the color of snow and ice and other
148:09 color of snow and ice and other everything good I had to say and your
148:11 everything good I had to say and your mood you know blue is
148:16 mood you know blue is ass good six there way good six good six
148:19 ass good six there way good six good six good six
148:21 good six lucky I drew two aren't you
148:23 lucky I drew two aren't you [ __ ] what the hell just happened
148:25 [ __ ] what the hell just happened what's going on IW plus two aren't you
148:28 what's going on IW plus two aren't you [ __ ] whatever what wow that was
148:30 [ __ ] whatever what wow that was actually a pretty good sequence for me
148:32 actually a pretty good sequence for me still got to draw I guess but that's
148:34 still got to draw I guess but that's okay I like drawing cards it's fun to
148:36 okay I like drawing cards it's fun to get new things you know it's like got
148:39 get new things you know it's like got upgrade for my hand yeah oh okay that's
148:42 upgrade for my hand yeah oh okay that's good that's good think that's I don't
148:45 good that's good think that's I don't think that's right wait hang on what
148:47 think that's right wait hang on what what what what
148:50 what what what has I'm just curious I can't do anything
148:53 has I'm just curious I can't do anything about it I guess but look I don't know
148:57 about it I guess but look I don't know [ __ ] Bey ass
149:00 [ __ ] Bey ass [ __ ] did you have red I had [ __ ]
149:04 [ __ ] did you have red I had [ __ ] [Laughter]
149:07 [Laughter] red that's funny that's funny it's a one
149:12 red that's funny that's funny it's a one party hell yeah oh yeah oh [ __ ]
149:25 speaking of oh bro calm down we had such a good thingo we were laughing about
149:27 a good thingo we were laughing about stuff never had a good thing ever calm
149:30 stuff never had a good thing ever calm down bro hang on what color what color
149:33 down bro hang on what color what color does the bot have I don't care I want
149:35 does the bot have I don't care I want the bot to win [ __ ] consider what Co
149:38 the bot to win [ __ ] consider what Co thank God oh
149:41 thank God oh my hey that's a good one oh my [ __ ] your
149:44 my hey that's a good one oh my [ __ ] your yellow I change it to something else see
149:47 yellow I change it to something else see do you see who your enemy is Mark
149:51 do you see who your enemy is Mark everyone everyone's my enemy it's mostly
149:56 everyone everyone's my enemy it's mostly way
149:59 way everyone absolutely
150:01 everyone absolutely not come on my hand is so good I'd
150:06 not come on my hand is so good I'd rather take a hive of
150:08 rather take a hive of wasps [ __ ] blue than your stupid
150:12 wasps [ __ ] blue than your stupid [ __ ]
150:15 [ __ ] hand oh dear oh
150:17 hand oh dear oh goodness no now see Mark now no one
150:20 goodness no now see Mark now no one needs to do anything Brash wasn't
150:24 needs to do anything Brash wasn't G play oh dear what's that do we all get
150:28 G play oh dear what's that do we all get AIP
150:30 AIP wo [ __ ] you good play cutie good play
150:34 wo [ __ ] you good play cutie good play good play good play guys good play good
150:37 good play good play guys good play good play cutie good play good cutie good
150:39 play cutie good play good cutie good play good cutie see we like cutie oh
150:42 play good cutie see we like cutie oh yeah good job cutie nice CU is pretty
150:49 cool cooler than anyone else I know hey what cuter than literally any person in
150:52 what cuter than literally any person in existence at this moment you know what
150:53 existence at this moment you know what Mark I like the way you play I want to
150:55 Mark I like the way you play I want to see you do it some more watch this [ __ ]
150:57 see you do it some more watch this [ __ ] watch this watch this you're going to
150:58 watch this watch this you're going to love this heart of the guards of the
151:00 love this heart of the guards of the guards oh yeah what a sweet play can I
151:02 guards oh yeah what a sweet play can I see it up
151:04 see it up close what does that I don't understand
151:07 close what does that I don't understand what that
151:08 what that means all nice and handy my
151:15 card were just as good or something probably all right let's see it back up
151:17 probably all right let's see it back up your words back up your words uh
151:20 your words back up your words uh you you do it no I don't want I don't
151:24 you you do it no I don't want I don't want to do it Dam God sake got it buddy
151:30 want to do it Dam God sake got it buddy oh there you go [ __ ] [ __ ] a [ __ ] ass
151:33 oh there you go [ __ ] [ __ ] a [ __ ] ass dick [ __ ] yeah okay all right listen
151:35 dick [ __ ] yeah okay all right listen there there are kids watch barely even
151:37 there there are kids watch barely even made sense there are kids watching I
151:39 made sense there are kids watching I think we have different concerns but
151:41 think we have different concerns but Mark and I are both concerned
151:43 Mark and I are both concerned challenging wow challenge it okay
151:52 that was a pretty thorough [ __ ] I had two of those damn Bob your
151:56 [ __ ] I had two of those damn Bob your hand man haha I'm the handman that's me
152:00 hand man haha I'm the handman that's me handman Bob oh mark look at oh that's a
152:03 handman Bob oh mark look at oh that's a good one too oh
152:05 good one too oh D you're talking [ __ ] you get
152:08 D you're talking [ __ ] you get hit my my hand is a not it's funny cuz
152:12 hit my my hand is a not it's funny cuz it's not me my hand should go commited
152:16 it's not me my hand should go commited what
152:18 what the well that changes
152:20 the well that changes Well that took I didn't okay fun
152:24 Well that took I didn't okay fun good woo get him cutie hard of the cards
152:27 good woo get him cutie hard of the cards hard of the
152:29 hard of the cars all right heart of the oh funny
152:31 cars all right heart of the oh funny joke ah my
152:33 joke ah my turn okay all right okay all right I
152:37 turn okay all right okay all right I guess I guess how you doing you enjoying
152:39 guess I guess how you doing you enjoying some nice sweet I'm good man I'm good
152:42 some nice sweet I'm good man I'm good how are you friends with Mark and he's
152:44 how are you friends with Mark and he's the one rooting for cutie I'm not
152:46 the one rooting for cutie I'm not rooting for cutie I'm rooting mark one
152:49 rooting for cutie I'm rooting mark one thing is I'm rooting for not you guys
152:52 thing is I'm rooting for not you guys and it just so happens to be cuti is
152:55 and it just so happens to be cuti is here
152:57 here all well this might be the end of the
152:59 all well this might be the end of the game you don't know it definitely is
153:01 game you don't know it definitely is unless someone jumps in cuz [ __ ] yeah
153:04 unless someone jumps in cuz [ __ ] yeah get
153:10 skip see wait this is why nobody likes you why do you get 194 points when I won
153:13 you why do you get 194 points when I won I got like based on how many cards
153:15 I got like based on how many cards everyone else had what however many
153:18 everyone else had what however many cards everyone else has in their hand
153:19 cards everyone else has in their hand gives you the point we didn't even have
153:21 gives you the point we didn't even have that many cards at the end everyone's it
153:23 that many cards at the end everyone's it might be like different values like nine
153:25 might be like different values like nine a nine might be worth nine points I
153:27 a nine might be worth nine points I don't know but if everyone has like one
153:29 don't know but if everyone has like one card and you win you get like no I'm
153:32 card and you win you get like no I'm physically exhausted I have to go and
153:34 physically exhausted I have to go and work out after this and I'm not going to
153:36 work out after this and I'm not going to be able to do [ __ ] I'm like my bones
153:40 be able to do [ __ ] I'm like my bones hurt oh do do you guys want before we
153:42 hurt oh do do you guys want before we play too far this do you want me to
153:43 play too far this do you want me to change up the deck yeah let's go a while
153:46 change up the deck yeah let's go a while yeah okay all right get [ __ ] out of here
153:49 yeah okay all right get [ __ ] out of here to [ __ ] [ __ ] everyone's leaving all
153:52 to [ __ ] [ __ ] everyone's leaving all right I'm leaving all right all right so
153:55 right I'm leaving all right all right so do you guys want I do that rabids or
153:59 do you guys want I do that rabids or Rayman Rayman pisses me off let's do
154:02 Rayman Rayman pisses me off let's do Rayman it pisses me off so I'll do it
154:04 Rayman it pisses me off so I'll do it why would you want that why can't we
154:05 why would you want that why can't we have because I feel like I've won two
154:07 have because I feel like I've won two games and I deserve to be
154:14 [ __ ] [ __ ] I deserve to be frust oh God let me tell you about what I
154:18 God let me tell you about what I deserve good Jesus
154:24 I feel like I'm losing my mind guys I feel like JP you want to join us in be
154:27 feel like JP you want to join us in be Rando said
154:35 JP I do I do feel the physical exhaustion a little bit something about
154:37 exhaustion a little bit something about this game it just really oh you know's
154:40 this game it just really oh you know's crashing hang on God damn it Mark no
154:43 crashing hang on God damn it Mark no it's crashing it's not my fault it's
154:48 it's crashing it's not my fault it's crashing Uno come back oh no Uno Uno
154:52 crashing Uno come back oh no Uno Uno come back wait your Echo
154:55 come back wait your Echo sucks y you're cut
154:59 sucks y you're cut out
155:01 out listen I am your
155:05 listen I am your conscience you're my [ __ ] I'm your [ __ ]
155:09 conscience you're my [ __ ] I'm your [ __ ] listen to
155:12 listen to me that forget it listen
155:16 me that forget it listen Wade I am your front
155:20 Wade I am your front together with your
155:23 together with your [ __ ] we are your
155:26 [ __ ] we are your conscience
155:28 conscience right yeah good that was yeah tasty all
155:32 right yeah good that was yeah tasty all right tasty oh yeah
155:35 right tasty oh yeah tasty all right guys this is going to be
155:37 tasty all right guys this is going to be a fun are you joining this [ __ ] room
155:38 a fun are you joining this [ __ ] room or what Mark I'm reloading the game cuz
155:41 or what Mark I'm reloading the game cuz it
155:43 it crashed uh uh I don't see no invite I
155:48 crashed uh uh I don't see no invite I don't see nothing uh
155:50 don't see nothing uh is always dirty what do you mean don't
155:52 is always dirty what do you mean don't need an invite you just join the game
155:55 need an invite you just join the game like a not dumb how I don't see sent you
156:00 like a not dumb how I don't see sent you another [ __ ] invite I don't see it
156:03 another [ __ ] invite I don't see it you right click on Wade's name in the
156:05 you right click on Wade's name in the social Tab and click join game I don't
156:08 social Tab and click join game I don't know what you're talking
156:10 know what you're talking about Dennis I don't know why I wanted
156:12 about Dennis I don't know why I wanted to read that but I did I am the Senate
156:21 all right JP if you're going to pop in as our extra you got to do it
156:23 as our extra you got to do it now time's a
156:31 ticking he can say yes all he wants but he has to [ __ ] accept
156:33 he has to [ __ ] accept it is he doing
156:43 I'm I was just going to I'm a sink into my oh there he
156:45 my oh there he is I'm going sink into my I'm going to
156:47 is I'm going sink into my I'm going to sink into my chair here can we do we get
156:50 sink into my chair here can we do we get to play like for 4 minutes and you have
156:51 to play like for 4 minutes and you have to take a three break oh wait is it oh
156:54 to take a three break oh wait is it oh yeah oops I think I can push it I think
156:57 yeah oops I think I can push it I think we can push it all right we can push
157:00 we can push it all right we can push it oh campire a guitar
157:04 it oh campire a guitar guy is that you campfire guitar guy yeah
157:09 guy is that you campfire guitar guy yeah campfire guitar guy I missed you yeah
157:11 campfire guitar guy I missed you yeah the guy that always shows up the
157:12 the guy that always shows up the campfire guitar he's everyone's favorite
157:14 campfire guitar he's everyone's favorite person wow guitar guy wow I was bored
157:18 person wow guitar guy wow I was bored waiting for JP what do you want me to do
157:21 waiting for JP what do you want me to do I don't know
157:23 I don't know [ __ ] no not on
157:25 [ __ ] no not on stream all right listen why you listen
157:28 stream all right listen why you listen to my heart listen to my cards JP you
157:31 to my heart listen to my cards JP you better not [ __ ] me JP I invited you here
157:33 better not [ __ ] me JP I invited you here as a friend
157:41 me okay if you guys see a card that looks like a dragon that's cool yeah
157:43 looks like a dragon that's cool yeah yeah for the love of God whatever you do
157:44 yeah for the love of God whatever you do if you get a car with a purple dragon on
157:46 if you get a car with a purple dragon on it do not ever play it ever why
157:49 it do not ever play it ever why just don't what if we have to it's like
157:52 just don't what if we have to it's like the red button don't push it I push red
157:55 the red button don't push it I push red buttons all the time everyone always
157:57 buttons all the time everyone always pushes the red button like that's a
157:59 pushes the red button like that's a guaranteed
158:01 guaranteed certainty Do Not Mess With the
158:05 certainty Do Not Mess With the Dragon Mark do you have a dragon I would
158:08 Dragon Mark do you have a dragon I would recommend you play it I don't have a
158:09 recommend you play it I don't have a dragon but I want to have a dragon now
158:12 dragon but I want to have a dragon now JP this is just because I don't trust
158:13 JP this is just because I don't trust you not because you're not my friend I
158:15 you not because you're not my friend I don't think JP can hear you he knows he
158:19 don't think JP can hear you he knows he hears I don't think he does look how
158:22 hears I don't think he does look how close he is to his picture there he
158:23 close he is to his picture there he knows everything right right he's really
158:25 knows everything right right he's really peering in on us thanks but o what does
158:28 peering in on us thanks but o what does a purple dragon look like is it a dragon
158:30 a purple dragon look like is it a dragon that's purple on a card yeah whatever
158:32 that's purple on a card yeah whatever you do avoid that especially right now
158:34 you do avoid that especially right now cuz I'm down to two card okay okay cool
158:37 cuz I'm down to two card okay okay cool cool yeah yeah yeah all right
158:41 cool yeah yeah yeah all right definitely not play The Purple Dragon up
158:44 definitely not play The Purple Dragon up play good good I'm glad that we're on
158:47 play good good I'm glad that we're on the same page there play it well well
158:50 the same page there play it well well that's not I don't actually have one oh
158:52 that's not I don't actually have one oh okay yellow's good stick with
158:55 okay yellow's good stick with yellow no all right that was a bluff I
158:57 yellow no all right that was a bluff I wanted blue oh
158:59 wanted blue oh no I mean doesn't really
159:02 no I mean doesn't really matter it's okay cuz you're not going to
159:05 matter it's okay cuz you're not going to survive the dragon you don't have it
159:09 survive the dragon you don't have it right right I don't have it right right
159:11 right right I don't have it right right right I don't have itk no dragon no
159:13 right I don't have itk no dragon no dragon maybe I'm trying to help B get a
159:16 dragon maybe I'm trying to help B get a dragon get a dragon get a dragon all
159:19 dragon get a dragon get a dragon all right know you don't know that thanks
159:22 right know you don't know that thanks for the thanks for the I can't play it
159:25 for the thanks for the I can't play it oh okay it's all right it's all
159:28 oh okay it's all right it's all right heart of the card says way to win
159:31 right heart of the card says way to win heart of the card says no no no no no no
159:34 heart of the card says no no no no no no no no not not all right all right that
159:38 no no not not all right all right that sucks I know you don't have blue so draw
159:41 sucks I know you don't have blue so draw some cards or whatever you know I don't
159:43 some cards or whatever you know I don't have
159:44 have blue do
159:46 blue do I I mean you didn't oh I do hey JP if
159:51 I I mean you didn't oh I do hey JP if you can do something to Mark right now
159:53 you can do something to Mark right now why we good oh boy all right I feel like
159:55 why we good oh boy all right I feel like that really stopped Mark didn't stop
159:58 that really stopped Mark didn't stop good job everybody good job everybody
159:59 good job everybody good job everybody watch this m let's go ahead and play
160:02 watch this m let's go ahead and play that okay well you guys are just being a
160:04 that okay well you guys are just being a big old sack of
160:05 big old sack of poopy I feel like you guys need to get
160:08 poopy I feel like you guys need to get the poopy out of your sex maybe stop
160:11 the poopy out of your sex maybe stop being such full of
160:13 being such full of poop I wanted I wanted to do a thing I'm
160:17 poop I wanted I wanted to do a thing I'm going to play this just cuz I'm curious
160:20 going to play this just cuz I'm curious all right all right he has yellow and
160:22 all right all right he has yellow and green you don't know that and how many
160:24 green you don't know that and how many cards does Bob have we don't know you
160:27 cards does Bob have we don't know you don't know what I have see now it's all
160:29 don't know what I have see now it's all up in the air yeah you have no idea what
160:31 up in the air yeah you have no idea what I have now oh it's just a mystery my
160:33 I have now oh it's just a mystery my hand we not know that Bob had three
160:36 hand we not know that Bob had three cards just for the record we don't know
160:38 cards just for the record we don't know no one knows that right no one knows
160:39 no one knows that right no one knows that oh good green that's a good color
160:41 that oh good green that's a good color except for [ __ ] it isn't cuz everyone
160:43 except for [ __ ] it isn't cuz everyone hates green it's the least respected of
160:46 hates green it's the least respected of the colors right okay that seems a
160:49 the colors right okay that seems a little little
160:50 little little harsh what everyone loves blue number
160:53 harsh what everyone loves blue number one and red green is a good color most
160:55 one and red green is a good color most of the Earth is covered in more people
160:57 of the Earth is covered in more people like green than yellow probably actually
160:59 like green than yellow probably actually most of the are covered in blue I guess
161:01 most of the are covered in blue I guess but
161:01 but whatever no no I think you were right
161:03 whatever no no I think you were right green is also good green is the second
161:05 green is also good green is the second best color after blue I don't think
161:08 best color after blue I don't think that's true I don't think it's true
161:09 that's true I don't think it's true either fairly certain that's true
161:12 either fairly certain that's true everyone hates green everyone hates
161:14 everyone hates green everyone hates yellow and everyone hates [ __ ] brown
161:16 yellow and everyone hates [ __ ] brown colors like the poop I don't think you
161:18 colors like the poop I don't think you could possibly claim that at all I
161:22 could possibly claim that at all I listen everyone wait are you are you
161:24 listen everyone wait are you are you saying that in the same way that that
161:26 saying that in the same way that that political commentator said that oh
161:28 political commentator said that oh thanks bro you're welcome that 82% of
161:31 thanks bro you're welcome that 82% of people believed what he wanted people
161:33 people believed what he wanted people what he wanted them to believe because
161:34 what he wanted them to believe because he felt like that was true but he didn't
161:36 he felt like that was true but he didn't actually check or check any numbers or
161:38 actually check or check any numbers or do we talking about here no because
161:40 do we talking about here no because there's no intent behind my words I'm
161:42 there's no intent behind my words I'm just speak I'm just speaking for the
161:44 just speak I'm just speaking for the sake of
161:46 sake of speaking ooh look at that oh fancy
161:54 fancy not [ __ ] Mark so that Mark can [ __ ] bob I will [ __ ] I want good [ __ ]
161:59 [ __ ] bob I will [ __ ] I want good [ __ ] I will [ __ ] being too crass here all
162:03 I will [ __ ] being too crass here all right I'll get [ __ ] we're all
162:05 right I'll get [ __ ] we're all demonetized we got to Rally together and
162:14 not why did I do that why did I do that um thank you for saving me my hero why
162:17 um thank you for saving me my hero why did I do that uh w [ __ ] oh God why did
162:20 did I do that uh w [ __ ] oh God why did I'm making it worse I'm making it worse
162:23 I'm making it worse I'm making it worse I'm making it worse this is the time
162:24 I'm making it worse this is the time when you
162:26 when you challenge why did you do any of that I
162:29 challenge why did you do any of that I don't know it's just like it had it was
162:32 don't know it's just like it had it was there and I I I pressed it I don't know
162:37 there and I I I pressed it I don't know I don't know you can play some of those
162:38 I don't know you can play some of those sweet cards you got there bud all right
162:40 sweet cards you got there bud all right I will wait no you
162:48 can't that's right see I'm smart what I actually realize the first one I jumped
162:50 actually realize the first one I jumped in on I would have been fine it was when
162:52 in on I would have been fine it was when I jumped in on the second one I was oh
162:54 I jumped in on the second one I was oh once you made it your own color yes I
162:57 once you made it your own color yes I was fine on the first and then I made it
162:59 was fine on the first and then I made it worse I'm just the biggest idiot in the
163:02 worse I'm just the biggest idiot in the world I have no idea what I'm doing at
163:05 world I have no idea what I'm doing at all I can't believe I jumped in I can't
163:07 all I can't believe I jumped in I can't believe I jumped in
163:09 believe I jumped in again uh I guess here JP you can have it
163:12 again uh I guess here JP you can have it you guys want to trade some hands yeah
163:14 you guys want to trade some hands yeah we can trade again JP you want to trade
163:16 we can trade again JP you want to trade again all right never mind don't jump in
163:18 again all right never mind don't jump in that would be too my turn I guess my
163:21 that would be too my turn I guess my turn now you got to jump there over I
163:25 turn now you got to jump there over I say jump you say how
163:27 say jump you say how high no one's jumping no one's going
163:30 high no one's jumping no one's going high everyone's High everyone's
163:35 high everyone's High everyone's jumping oh buddy that's just that's
163:38 jumping oh buddy that's just that's unnecessary I'm sorry listen my hand is
163:40 unnecessary I'm sorry listen my hand is very evil whose turn is it mine I'm not
163:43 very evil whose turn is it mine I'm not looking at the screen what are you
163:46 looking at the screen what are you [ __ ] doing you you don't know what
163:48 [ __ ] doing you you don't know what I'm doing
163:50 I'm doing get your hand out of your pants and your
163:51 get your hand out of your pants and your other hand out of your ass and start
163:53 other hand out of your ass and start your ass is not in your pants what's I
163:56 your ass is not in your pants what's I am the funniest man on the face of the
163:59 am the funniest man on the face of the Earth JP can't figure out the controls
164:01 Earth JP can't figure out the controls he's just drawing all the time what does
164:03 he's just drawing all the time what does that mean JP play the goddamn game what
164:06 that mean JP play the goddamn game what are you doing over there whose turn is
164:08 are you doing over there whose turn is it and what is happening me me
164:13 it and what is happening me me [ __ ]
164:14 [ __ ] oh Mark enjoy this punish JP for not
164:17 oh Mark enjoy this punish JP for not knowing how to play the game I don't
164:18 knowing how to play the game I don't want it I don't want to hang on well
164:21 want it I don't want to hang on well whose turn is it you don't have to play
164:22 whose turn is it you don't have to play Mark don't worry about it oh now you get
164:24 Mark don't worry about it oh now you get to punish Bob no [ __ ] you I got a
164:27 to punish Bob no [ __ ] you I got a draw huh all right what's happening now
164:30 draw huh all right what's happening now you get to punish JP it's fine have I
164:32 you get to punish JP it's fine have I not played this entire time because you
164:34 not played this entire time because you assh won't let me play you suck you suck
164:38 assh won't let me play you suck you suck all of you suck you it's your turn play
164:40 all of you suck you it's your turn play already my turn Play Already whatever
164:43 already my turn Play Already whatever why you punish your JP yeah whatever I
164:46 why you punish your JP yeah whatever I cuz I cuz we were yelling at the bot now
164:49 cuz I cuz we were yelling at the bot now and now we have to yell at JP cuz JP
164:52 and now we have to yell at JP cuz JP might as well be a bot he is a bot he is
164:56 might as well be a bot he is a bot he is a bot wow there I'll jump in sorry JP no
164:59 a bot wow there I'll jump in sorry JP no turn hey I'll jump in he I'll jump in oh
165:03 turn hey I'll jump in he I'll jump in oh [ __ ]
165:05 [ __ ] uhoh God damn it JP we had one Ru was
165:10 uhoh God damn it JP we had one Ru was that the dragon that was the dragon yeah
165:13 that the dragon that was the dragon yeah oh what's wrong with that dragon that
165:15 oh what's wrong with that dragon that dragon is nice yeah that seemed fine the
165:17 dragon is nice yeah that seemed fine the way this works is one person gets down
165:19 way this works is one person gets down to two cards everyone else has 30 and
165:21 to two cards everyone else has 30 and then it [ __ ] reshuffles all the cards
165:23 then it [ __ ] reshuffles all the cards what's so wrong about that everyone's
165:25 what's so wrong about that everyone's got
165:27 got 30 everyone's got 50 [ __ ] dead inside
165:31 30 everyone's got 50 [ __ ] dead inside no one has 30 or 50 yes no one does o
165:36 no one has 30 or 50 yes no one does o thanks bud you can do that again if you
165:37 thanks bud you can do that again if you want
165:39 want e don't eat yeat
165:44 e don't eat yeat stop eat I don't think eating is a thing
165:47 stop eat I don't think eating is a thing you should be doing w
165:54 yeah ah Haya I really did it there guys I did it
165:57 Haya I really did it there guys I did it there nice jump thank you okay thank you
166:01 there nice jump thank you okay thank you thank you I got a five for you but I'm
166:04 thank you I got a five for you but I'm going to play
166:05 going to play four so I want to stick with the color
166:07 four so I want to stick with the color scheme all right I'm going to do this I
166:10 scheme all right I'm going to do this I got a two for
166:13 got a two for you take that bot take that robot
166:22 um J don't let the bot win whatever we do guys don't let the bot
166:23 do guys don't let the bot win oh oh These are fun ones yeah there
166:27 win oh oh These are fun ones yeah there we go all right cool I like
166:30 we go all right cool I like this this is good I don't even know what
166:33 this this is good I don't even know what color he is yes yes JP you know what to
166:35 color he is yes yes JP you know what to do yeah that's a thing to do that's
166:38 do yeah that's a thing to do that's Daddy all right cool what you got what
166:40 Daddy all right cool what you got what you got what you got what you got you
166:42 you got what you got what you got you what color do you want you
166:44 what color do you want you got green all
166:47 got green all right [ __ ] I should told the truth I
166:49 right [ __ ] I should told the truth I don't want green that's not what I you
166:53 don't want green that's not what I you want what what happened to us [ __ ]
166:56 want what what happened to us [ __ ] Bob what happened to us what happened to
166:57 Bob what happened to us what happened to us you don't want me to be happy that's
167:00 us you don't want me to be happy that's what happened to us I for that one
167:01 what happened to us I for that one moment now I want you nothing but
167:03 moment now I want you nothing but happiness I don't believe you all right
167:06 happiness I don't believe you all right I lied about green cuz I didn't think
167:08 I lied about green cuz I didn't think you were going to listen so [ __ ] me I
167:10 you were going to listen so [ __ ] me I guess [ __ ] me I guess [ __ ] me I
167:14 guess [ __ ] me I guess [ __ ] me I guess well that doesn't see it doesn't
167:16 guess well that doesn't see it doesn't seem fair I didn't gave you exactly what
167:19 seem fair I didn't gave you exactly what you wanted fine fine Bob here Jesus
167:22 you wanted fine fine Bob here Jesus Merry Christmas God I'm sorry I didn't
167:24 Merry Christmas God I'm sorry I didn't mean upset you oo Cool Hand yeah yeah
167:27 mean upset you oo Cool Hand yeah yeah yeah yeah man oh good one yeah yeah yeah
167:30 yeah yeah man oh good one yeah yeah yeah all right I've got all the good stuff no
167:32 all right I've got all the good stuff no no oh okay well all right Bob this is my
167:34 no oh okay well all right Bob this is my only of this color all right well it's
167:38 only of this color all right well it's my it's all I can do you'll you'll
167:40 my it's all I can do you'll you'll understand why I did that in a minute
167:42 understand why I did that in a minute oh oh boy why not going to help me your
167:46 oh oh boy why not going to help me your friend W oh sweet boy you
167:50 friend W oh sweet boy you s oh [ __ ] Mark has two yellows by the
167:54 s oh [ __ ] Mark has two yellows by the way hey whoa what the heck what what you
167:58 way hey whoa what the heck what what you we really need to change that okay
168:00 we really need to change that okay really just you're going to you're going
168:01 really just you're going to you're going to you're going to do me like that
168:03 to you're going to do me like that you're going to do me like that I can't
168:05 you're going to do me like that I can't do a thing about it but if anyone has a
168:07 do a thing about it but if anyone has a don't worry heart
168:10 don't worry heart of the please just pay the way for me to
168:14 of the please just pay the way for me to just win animatic just pave the way
168:19 just win animatic just pave the way win
168:21 win God
168:23 God of of course I'm going to [ __ ] get
168:26 of of course I'm going to [ __ ] get [ __ ] I [ __ ] you
168:29 [ __ ] I [ __ ] you how it's green it's still green well
168:31 how it's green it's still green well [ __ ] you robot [ __ ] you
168:36 [ __ ] you robot [ __ ] you robot that's what you get that's what
168:39 robot that's what you get that's what you get that's what you get okay okay
168:44 you get that's what you get okay okay godamn robot I deserve better than I
168:48 godamn robot I deserve better than I hope you guys have some attacking red
168:50 hope you guys have some attacking red cars you could shove on to mark That's
168:52 cars you could shove on to mark That's what I'm ging what do you have two what
168:54 what I'm ging what do you have two what are you say what are you saying to me no
168:56 are you say what are you saying to me no dude you're trying to rally the troops
168:58 dude you're trying to rally the troops against me the guy here I'm the one who
169:00 against me the guy here I'm the one who never want you to have happiness
169:04 never want you to have happiness never oh well now no one's happy I'm not
169:07 never oh well now no one's happy I'm not happy Wade's not happy Rob can't be
169:11 happy Wade's not happy Rob can't be happy I'm very upset waade has only Reds
169:15 happy I'm very upset waade has only Reds left by the
169:16 left by the way tail here coming in with so yeah
169:20 way tail here coming in with so yeah don't tell anyone it's secret nice work
169:23 don't tell anyone it's secret nice work JP good play and listen listen I have no
169:27 JP good play and listen listen I have no choice here Bob but if this comes and
169:29 choice here Bob but if this comes and Wade wins I'll be happy be happy I'm
169:32 Wade wins I'll be happy be happy I'm going to be happy well that kind of
169:34 going to be happy well that kind of worked out never mind I've got a thorny
169:37 worked out never mind I've got a thorny dildo in my ass dildo in my ass [ __ ]
169:41 dildo in my ass dildo in my ass [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god there goes
169:44 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god there goes the
169:46 the game yep yeah I think one of these hands
169:49 game yep yeah I think one of these hands is not like the others oh that's not
169:51 is not like the others oh that's not what you want to
169:53 what you want to see doing you like a commentator now oh
169:57 see doing you like a commentator now oh you hate to see it I'm sad for you mark
170:00 you hate to see it I'm sad for you mark wow that's really not what you want to
170:02 wow that's really not what you want to see if you're wi that's not the stuff
170:06 see if you're wi that's not the stuff that's the bad stuff God dildo in my
170:10 that's the bad stuff God dildo in my asso okay I got saved by the dildo JP is
170:15 asso okay I got saved by the dildo JP is ice Sky no no way in hell no way in
170:19 ice Sky no no way in hell no way in fresh H there's no
170:22 fresh H there's no way there's no way in two tits of a
170:25 way there's no way in two tits of a rat's ass I'm taking what's mine I'm
170:29 rat's ass I'm taking what's mine I'm taking what's
170:30 taking what's mine what do I have Bob what do I have
170:34 mine what do I have Bob what do I have he's got he's got two yellows with all
170:37 he's got he's got two yellows with all right well I got not jumped over by
170:40 right well I got not jumped over by someone so there's
170:43 someone so there's two huh I just want to be I just want to
170:45 two huh I just want to be I just want to be JP stop using a controller JP on
170:49 be JP stop using a controller JP on goddamn keyboard is he using a
170:50 goddamn keyboard is he using a controller he's like all the buttons do
170:53 controller he's like all the buttons do the same different things and the
170:54 the same different things and the sentences don't get no no yes no yes who
171:00 sentences don't get no no yes no yes who said two tits of a rat's ass did I say
171:02 said two tits of a rat's ass did I say that who said that you [ __ ]
171:04 that who said that you [ __ ] psychopath I did you just said that it
171:08 psychopath I did you just said that it literally just came out of your
171:10 literally just came out of your mouth that vibrated your vocal cords
171:14 mouth that vibrated your vocal cords that smells like chicken sandwich is
171:16 that smells like chicken sandwich is still floating around your face Mark did
171:19 still floating around your face Mark did post said Mark said it not me what no I
171:22 post said Mark said it not me what no I didn't say that ofat my whole chat like
171:25 didn't say that ofat my whole chat like Mark said that that was 100% don't try
171:29 Mark said that that was 100% don't try to put the blame on me Mark said that I
171:32 to put the blame on me Mark said that I didn't say that do a thing okay well I
171:36 didn't say that do a thing okay well I would never say that all right well here
171:38 would never say that all right well here we go JP's really trying to let Wade win
171:41 we go JP's really trying to let Wade win he owes me one for um stuff this is
171:44 he owes me one for um stuff this is going to oh I want to see all your
171:47 going to oh I want to see all your amazing cars
171:49 amazing cars wow wow he's got all of them in
171:51 wow wow he's got all of them in there why are they out of order how did
171:54 there why are they out of order how did he even do that I don't know why it
171:57 he even do that I don't know why it showed them out you you do them come on
172:00 showed them out you you do them come on why can't I play I'm okay I'm still I'm
172:03 why can't I play I'm okay I'm still I'm going to do you Bob I'm going to do you
172:06 going to do you Bob I'm going to do you oh that's not I'm doing you well I
172:10 oh that's not I'm doing you well I appreciate that you wasted a card I
172:12 appreciate that you wasted a card I guess no no I was spending cards
172:14 guess no no I was spending cards intelligently all right wait you
172:16 intelligently all right wait you definitely want my hand wait it's so
172:18 definitely want my hand wait it's so good I think I want JP's hand that's
172:21 good I think I want JP's hand that's what I was thinking that's what I was
172:22 what I was thinking that's what I was thinking
172:25 thinking any was
172:27 any was thinking okay cool Chaos
172:32 thinking okay cool Chaos Control and JP this is a real stinker
172:35 Control and JP this is a real stinker huh you really got you really got
172:37 huh you really got you really got nothing going on over here a [ __ ] all
172:39 nothing going on over here a [ __ ] all right here we go okay just cards
172:43 right here we go okay just cards disappearing into the fart cloud that is
172:45 disappearing into the fart cloud that is Mark
172:55 uh well since I got that [ __ ] eat uh eat that thorny dildo I'm eating it oh God
172:58 that thorny dildo I'm eating it oh God it's right
172:59 it's right there oh wait wait do you have uh you
173:03 there oh wait wait do you have uh you have some yellow stuff to play Let me
173:05 have some yellow stuff to play Let me let me show you what I got peace need
173:08 let me show you what I got peace need Areno how about some of
173:12 Areno how about some of this a bro
173:15 this a bro bro bro bro bro bro bro oh [ __ ]
173:27 four the change I was trying some you jumping in
173:30 change I was trying some you jumping in stopped us from be able to hit JP with
173:32 stopped us from be able to hit JP with that sweet
173:34 that sweet loot why is that that's not fair thanks
173:37 loot why is that that's not fair thanks bro thanks bro the JP is a green I don't
173:40 bro thanks bro the JP is a green I don't know what color you [ __ ] oh five [ __ ]
173:43 know what color you [ __ ] oh five [ __ ] Bob you did that because we Wade and I
173:47 Bob you did that because we Wade and I were trying to to hit him with the the
173:50 were trying to to hit him with the the dab and you stopped us I'm not here for
173:55 dab and you stopped us I'm not here for anyone but myself that's the mentality I
173:57 anyone but myself that's the mentality I was told to have I don't give a [ __ ]
174:00 was told to have I don't give a [ __ ] what you're trying to do I'm trying to
174:01 what you're trying to do I'm trying to win
174:04 win oh and you still lost but we're going to
174:08 oh and you still lost but we're going to let bygones be byon with this hand Bob
174:11 let bygones be byon with this hand Bob we're going to be by guns buy guns buy
174:14 we're going to be by guns buy guns buy guns I don't want to buy guns peace
174:16 guns I don't want to buy guns peace offering peace offering peace offering
174:19 offering peace offering peace offering peace offering that's not a good hand
174:21 peace offering that's not a good hand peace offering Jesus Christ what a hand
174:23 peace offering Jesus Christ what a hand you have this a terrible hand it's a
174:25 you have this a terrible hand it's a peace offering Bob you can't reject it I
174:28 peace offering Bob you can't reject it I gave JP other piece of shely can No I
174:33 gave JP other piece of shely can No I gave you a peace offering holy [ __ ] and
174:37 gave you a peace offering holy [ __ ] and I am confused because it's not a good
174:39 I am confused because it's not a good offering it was one less card than what
174:42 offering it was one less card than what I oh my God this is a hand oh I will
174:45 I oh my God this is a hand oh I will here boom got him
174:49 here boom got him oh sick play dude you should see what I
174:52 oh sick play dude you should see what I can do with this oh God damn it oh yes
174:55 can do with this oh God damn it oh yes oh ready for this boom I'm going to
174:57 oh ready for this boom I'm going to change a color now yeah yeah yeah yeah
174:59 change a color now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh what a sweet all right
175:01 yeah yeah oh what a sweet all right that's all I got for you someone could
175:03 that's all I got for you someone could have done something there wow
175:06 have done something there wow huh who could have done something there
175:09 huh who could have done something there paused if it's like a jump
175:10 paused if it's like a jump in oh not me no no no no no no no no
175:16 in oh not me no no no no no no no no talk about this
175:18 talk about this hey P my
175:20 hey P my man I feel like there's some collusion
175:22 man I feel like there's some collusion going on somewhere is no I'm not sending
175:25 going on somewhere is no I'm not sending money to his Paypal right now isn't that
175:27 money to his Paypal right now isn't that my man thing you say that before you're
175:29 my man thing you say that before you're going to kill someone right now my
175:31 going to kill someone right now my secret has to come out all right what
175:34 secret has to come out all right what the [ __ ] that's my secret I had another
175:38 the [ __ ] that's my secret I had another one cool
175:41 one cool yeah cool all right can we just leave
175:44 yeah cool all right can we just leave the color of [ __ ] loan for a goddamn
175:46 the color of [ __ ] loan for a goddamn JP JP JP
175:49 JP JP JP I like you JP I like you wait no I don't
175:52 I like you JP I like you wait no I don't like you wait I thought that was just a
175:54 like you wait I thought that was just a normal wild I he said he can't pick the
175:58 normal wild I he said he can't pick the color he tried to change the color and
176:01 color he tried to change the color and he
176:07 can't why is he playing with a controller he said his keyboard it like
176:09 controller he said his keyboard it like it defaulted to it oh
176:12 it defaulted to it oh yeah that's a good one that's a good one
176:14 yeah that's a good one that's a good one that's a good one that's a nice one yeah
176:16 that's a good one that's a nice one yeah all right [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm glad I had all
176:21 all right [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm glad I had all those cards for that so everyone could
176:22 those cards for that so everyone could get some good stuff yeah
176:25 get some good stuff yeah okay you got some good stuff do some
176:27 okay you got some good stuff do some wait do some I I oh you should see my
176:31 wait do some I I oh you should see my hand I could see your hand if I chose to
176:35 hand I could see your hand if I chose to go for it if you want to I guess if it's
176:37 go for it if you want to I guess if it's really what you desire I don't think you
176:39 really what you desire I don't think you have as much cause to be upset as J
176:41 have as much cause to be upset as J heart of my
176:43 heart of my cards heart of the
176:46 cards heart of the cards heart of
176:49 cards heart of the all right well now Wade could be
176:52 the all right well now Wade could be upset I'm fine yeah waade be mad be mad
176:55 upset I'm fine yeah waade be mad be mad be mad no be
176:57 be mad no be mad don't don't calm down Wade R Up Up R
177:01 mad don't don't calm down Wade R Up Up R up rile up Wade rile up Wade I'm my
177:04 up rile up Wade rile up Wade I'm my feathers are so [ __ ] R they're up my
177:06 feathers are so [ __ ] R they're up my ears and in my nose I'm just [ __ ]
177:08 ears and in my nose I'm just [ __ ] them right now with my
177:10 them right now with my teeth good good good buddy that's good
177:14 teeth good good good buddy that's good good that's what we wanted you're you're
177:16 good that's what we wanted you're you're right pleas continue [ __ ] more things
177:18 right pleas continue [ __ ] more things with your teeth
177:29 yeah got it man there's a dizzying action going on in this
177:31 action going on in this game all right God sweet Aroma of a nice
177:36 game all right God sweet Aroma of a nice blue five which [ __ ] me royally so now
177:39 blue five which [ __ ] me royally so now I'll
177:40 I'll draw oh got guitar guy wait I want to
177:44 draw oh got guitar guy wait I want to challenge you to not curse
177:48 challenge you to not curse for at least one round okay done all
177:54 for at least one round okay done all right listen 2012 2015 Wade didn't curse
177:57 right listen 2012 2015 Wade didn't curse I can do it yeah what happened to you
177:59 I can do it yeah what happened to you Wade life life found a way Jeff goldl is
178:04 Wade life life found a way Jeff goldl is correct life finds a
178:07 correct life finds a way a well see that's just the thing I
178:10 way a well see that's just the thing I don't like oh that's a poopy diapers
178:12 don't like oh that's a poopy diapers right there that's a not fun time I tell
178:16 right there that's a not fun time I tell you what
178:18 you what oh sweet Miss America I cannot believe
178:21 oh sweet Miss America I cannot believe you skipped my
178:22 you skipped my turn well I just I just you know
178:26 turn well I just I just you know sometimes you got to do what you got to
178:28 sometimes you got to do what you got to do that's good I wanted to play this
178:29 do that's good I wanted to play this lovely eight there you go have a frog
178:32 lovely eight there you go have a frog see JP that's all I want to do is give
178:33 see JP that's all I want to do is give you a nice little eight but you had to
178:34 you a nice little eight but you had to jump me oh here you go now going to jump
178:36 jump me oh here you go now going to jump Bob cuz I'm also a jerk face okay all
178:40 Bob cuz I'm also a jerk face okay all right okay all right okay all right I'm
178:42 right okay all right okay all right I'm trying I'm trying here I'm trying here
178:44 trying I'm trying here I'm trying here guys okay uh I like this one's better
178:47 guys okay uh I like this one's better better nice sweet sexy six
178:57 okay oh oh great I love I love this this is awesome oh nice color change dear me
179:00 is awesome oh nice color change dear me well let's just take a look I guess and
179:02 well let's just take a look I guess and see what's going on with no no no no no
179:06 see what's going on with no no no no no listen listen friendly foes of mine in
179:09 listen listen friendly foes of mine in this particular hold back on us this
179:12 this particular hold back on us this whole time yeah yeah sure was and it's
179:16 whole time yeah yeah sure was and it's okay Wy baby I don't want to do that I I
179:20 okay Wy baby I don't want to do that I I resisted the urge to jump in because it
179:22 resisted the urge to jump in because it would have made Wade win I want everyone
179:25 would have made Wade win I want everyone to know I am a [ __ ] hero I am a
179:28 to know I am a [ __ ] hero I am a [ __ ] hero no no no you a really that
179:31 [ __ ] hero no no no you a really that much better a hero wait can't fix this
179:35 much better a hero wait can't fix this there's a red and all I have is red this
179:38 there's a red and all I have is red this is not so good I'm a hero I'm a hero
179:41 is not so good I'm a hero I'm a hero draw we we can all draw we can all just
179:43 draw we we can all draw we can all just draw okay or we cannot draw I'm a hero
179:47 draw okay or we cannot draw I'm a hero cards I'm wait I had I had a color
179:49 cards I'm wait I had I had a color change I could have changed it what the
179:52 change I could have changed it what the hell I CH
179:58 blue uh yeah yeah JP we all know what you
180:00 you have oh it still gave me the cards
180:04 have oh it still gave me the cards cards wait all right well nice plays
180:07 cards wait all right well nice plays there you not good people that seemed
180:11 there you not good people that seemed like it was entirely your fault wi that
180:13 like it was entirely your fault wi that was the end part might have slightly
180:16 was the end part might have slightly possibly all been entirely my fault but
180:18 possibly all been entirely my fault but before that I should have won but Mark
180:21 before that I should have won but Mark stole it from me he's not my best buddy
180:25 stole it from me he's not my best buddy like I to you you played the zero which
180:30 like I to you you played the zero which took away my happiness I don't want you
180:33 took away my happiness I don't want you to be happy I don't want you he made
180:38 to be happy I don't want you he made that pretty clear you succeeded in what
180:40 that pretty clear you succeeded in what you wanted I did are you happy now no
180:44 you wanted I did are you happy now no you're dead inside like my first hamster
180:47 you're dead inside like my first hamster that I actually dropped a shoe box on
180:48 that I actually dropped a shoe box on the day I brought it home just
180:51 the day I brought it home just inside all
180:57 over do you guys know that story have I told that story no I don't know that
180:59 told that story no I don't know that story my uh my uncle bought me a hamster
181:02 story my uh my uncle bought me a hamster it came like a little glass jar from
181:04 it came like a little glass jar from some weird creepy shop on the way home
181:06 some weird creepy shop on the way home from like a trip to West Virginia well
181:08 from like a trip to West Virginia well the day I got it home I went to P it and
181:13 the day I got it home I went to P it and uh it bit my finger so I flung it and it
181:15 uh it bit my finger so I flung it and it hit a shoe box that had my shoes in it
181:18 hit a shoe box that had my shoes in it and whenever I flung it it hit the shoe
181:20 and whenever I flung it it hit the shoe box hit the ground and then The Shoe Box
181:21 box hit the ground and then The Shoe Box fell on it and smashed it and killed
181:23 fell on it and smashed it and killed it yikes and then I buried it in that
181:26 it yikes and then I buried it in that shoe oh well what do you got there mark
181:30 shoe oh well what do you got there mark take a look take a look The Story Of My
181:32 take a look take a look The Story Of My First hster Take a Look take a look
181:35 First hster Take a Look take a look that's pretty that's pretty messed up W
181:37 that's pretty that's pretty messed up W yeah that's pretty messed
181:39 yeah that's pretty messed up
181:40 up yeah I was like six years old or so I
181:43 yeah I was like six years old or so I was pretty young no yeah I was probably
181:46 was pretty young no yeah I was probably five four or five actually
181:48 five four or five actually all of those numbers are still very
181:50 all of those numbers are still very young W you could say any of
181:53 young W you could say any of those six is old enough to like buy
181:55 those six is old enough to like buy cigarettes and stuff four you're still
181:57 cigarettes and stuff four you're still like in the womb I don't know what this
181:59 like in the womb I don't know what this does five five is the happy middle
182:01 does five five is the happy middle ground okay five you're a kid four
182:05 ground okay five you're a kid four you're in the womb and six you're an
182:07 you're in the womb and six you're an adult right okay it's the harsh world we
182:10 adult right okay it's the harsh world we live in I I feel that yeah
182:15 live in I I feel that yeah yeah all right guys now everyone be
182:17 yeah all right guys now everyone be intell
182:18 intell here just let me let him have dogs you
182:20 here just let me let him have dogs you need a cat I'm older now and I don't
182:23 need a cat I'm older now and I don't have shoe boxes in my house he has a
182:26 have shoe boxes in my house he has a yellow all
182:28 yellow all right I
182:29 right I don't now he has a yellow understand
182:33 don't now he has a yellow understand here okay whatever yes poor hamster but
182:36 here okay whatever yes poor hamster but it wasn't my fault I was a baby that
182:38 it wasn't my fault I was a baby that responsibility should have never been
182:39 responsibility should have never been put up why well you not a baby you said
182:43 put up why well you not a baby you said you're five or six that's no I was four
182:46 you're five or six that's no I was four five or six I could have been in the
182:47 five or six I could have been in the womb four not a baby how long were you
182:50 womb four not a baby how long were you in that womb are you kidding me four you
182:52 in that womb are you kidding me four you might as well still be in the womb no
182:55 might as well still be in the womb no four you're drinking milk from the tit
182:57 four you're drinking milk from the tit and you're sleeping in a crib what no
183:01 and you're sleeping in a crib what no and five five you're at soda pop and six
183:03 and five five you're at soda pop and six you're drinking beer no that's the way
183:06 you're drinking beer no that's the way life Works you're childhood hey Mark do
183:08 life Works you're childhood hey Mark do you want to have some fun yeah man yeah
183:12 you want to have some fun yeah man yeah all right let it up my man this isn't
183:14 all right let it up my man this isn't the fun I ordered uh-oh this is a wrong
183:17 the fun I ordered uh-oh this is a wrong kind of fun stuff's getting too fun this
183:20 kind of fun stuff's getting too fun this is too much
183:22 is too much fun everyone's having fun no it's too
183:25 fun everyone's having fun no it's too much having fun uh uh
183:29 much having fun uh uh fun she and there's my hand back no I
183:34 fun she and there's my hand back no I did
183:35 did not long enough to name it I was getting
183:38 not long enough to name it I was getting my hair I told you I told you it'd be
183:40 my hair I told you I told you it'd be fun Mark quite fun that was fun that was
183:43 fun Mark quite fun that was fun that was fun guys good stuff right I had your
183:45 fun guys good stuff right I had your best interest in mine yeah it was real
183:46 best interest in mine yeah it was real fun oh fun in that cloud you have fun in
183:49 fun oh fun in that cloud you have fun in that for cloud that's that's the wrong
183:52 that for cloud that's that's the wrong way for me four years old you're
183:53 way for me four years old you're practically still a sperm in an egg okay
183:56 practically still a sperm in an egg okay four years old you're not even a
184:03 li let me say it's controversial got him got him wait we're
184:06 controversial got him got him wait we're playing a serious game here I'm
184:08 playing a serious game here I'm seriously serious about it I don't have
184:11 seriously serious about it I don't have time for your [ __ ] about sperms and
184:13 time for your [ __ ] about sperms and stuff anyone under the age of 40 is
184:16 stuff anyone under the age of 40 is still a toddler 40 I'm just six you're
184:20 still a toddler 40 I'm just six you're adult 29 you're toddler 29
184:25 adult 29 you're toddler 29 huh keep going Mark keep going N I don't
184:29 huh keep going Mark keep going N I don't have one of
184:31 have one of those I wonder which one he's going to
184:33 those I wonder which one he's going to pick I don't know how many cards Bob has
184:35 pick I don't know how many cards Bob has mystery is killing me so I need to know
184:36 mystery is killing me so I need to know it's probably not what you think it is
184:38 it's probably not what you think it is it's not the right one the same number
184:40 it's not the right one the same number you had oh you didn't have any [ __ ]
184:43 you had oh you didn't have any [ __ ] yellows though you suck I got I got it
184:45 yellows though you suck I got I got it putting me bum bum what what's put in
184:48 putting me bum bum what what's put in your bum bum it what are you
184:52 your bum bum it what are you all you can curse again because you not
184:55 all you can curse again because you not cursing makes less sense than you
184:58 cursing makes less sense than you cursing all righty dude no Mark I made
185:01 cursing all righty dude no Mark I made you a promise and I'm going to honor it
185:04 you a promise and I'm going to honor it okay you're going to regret it the rest
185:06 okay you're going to regret it the rest of your day apparently I am I want the
185:09 of your day apparently I am I want the old wade back that's what I
185:12 old wade back that's what I miss old old oh cuz I'm young now I get
185:16 miss old old oh cuz I'm young now I get it
185:18 it cuz I said I was a Todd I mean if you
185:19 cuz I said I was a Todd I mean if you define the rules you're like that guy
185:20 define the rules you're like that guy that tried to legally change his age
185:22 that tried to legally change his age like down 20
185:24 like down 20 years oh why didn't I do the thing that
185:26 years oh why didn't I do the thing that I could have done snap got him I messed
185:29 I could have done snap got him I messed up JP I see I see why I got him uh I'm
185:33 up JP I see I see why I got him uh I'm going to do that how' you what the
185:37 going to do that how' you what the [ __ ] SI well all right enjoy that Mark
185:42 [ __ ] SI well all right enjoy that Mark that's really going to work out for you
185:43 that's really going to work out for you I'm sure list listen listen take some of
185:45 I'm sure list listen listen take some of this Bob Payback [ __ ] oh yeah we'll
185:49 this Bob Payback [ __ ] oh yeah we'll take it again Bob cuz I Bob you really
185:52 take it again Bob cuz I Bob you really sandwiched in there well I have one of
185:55 sandwiched in there well I have one of those oh well oh come on I trusted you
186:00 those oh well oh come on I trusted you when I wasted my sweet reversal heart of
186:03 when I wasted my sweet reversal heart of my card yeah that's right part of my
186:07 my card yeah that's right part of my card oh no wait a minute hang on let's
186:10 card oh no wait a minute hang on let's talk about this wait oh
186:18 balls all right uh-oh oh oh oh
186:20 oh oh cool it only gets better never going to
186:24 cool it only gets better never going to [ __ ] end it's fine I'm telling you we
186:27 [ __ ] end it's fine I'm telling you we had a game that lasted an hour and a
186:29 had a game that lasted an hour and a half the other day like not
186:31 half the other day like not once that's impossible
186:35 once that's impossible wait JP's here JP tell him no it's
186:38 wait JP's here JP tell him no it's impossible wa JP was talking can you
186:40 impossible wa JP was talking can you listen to It's Impossible wait see yes
186:44 listen to It's Impossible wait see yes exactly JP thank you impossible JP he
186:47 exactly JP thank you impossible JP he had his way in and he came up right
186:55 weight what if we had like PVP battles but we had to weigh in like boxing where
186:57 but we had to weigh in like boxing where we had to be like the the Welter
186:59 we had to be like the the Welter lightweight Walter champion of the
187:02 lightweight Walter champion of the world is that how they say it yeah
187:05 world is that how they say it yeah that's that's the one that's the one
187:06 that's that's the one that's the one that's it is is there a welter weight is
187:08 that's it is is there a welter weight is that a thing oh yeah yeah I'm pretty
187:10 that a thing oh yeah yeah I'm pretty sure Nigo Montoya won that class
187:13 sure Nigo Montoya won that class MH oh no that was my turn oh sweet ones
187:18 MH oh no that was my turn oh sweet ones everybody thanks man it's a one party
187:21 everybody thanks man it's a one party [ __ ] we live and die what are
187:23 [ __ ] we live and die what are you doing over there calm dog tits I
187:26 you doing over there calm dog tits I don't have a
187:28 don't have a green dog
187:30 green dog tits dog tits I don't have a
187:34 tits dog tits I don't have a green my poor puppies got SP oh nice
187:36 green my poor puppies got SP oh nice jump in Mark nice jump in thanks man
187:39 jump in Mark nice jump in thanks man thank you you really you really jumped
187:40 thank you you really you really jumped it thank you oh dear me
187:44 it thank you oh dear me well N I want keep that oh I good play
187:47 well N I want keep that oh I good play that all right listen man feel like
187:50 that all right listen man feel like there's some hostility here I I I had no
187:53 there's some hostility here I I I had no I had no choice I had no choice I'll see
187:54 I had no choice I had no choice I'll see you made me draw six cards like two
187:56 you made me draw six cards like two hands ago no I didn't I didn't make you
187:59 hands ago no I didn't I didn't make you why everyone was part of that why do you
188:00 why everyone was part of that why do you think F the heart of the cards and you
188:03 think F the heart of the cards and you initiated it I reject your love and I
188:06 initiated it I reject your love and I reject everything you just did to me so
188:09 reject everything you just did to me so I'm going to challenge you and I'm going
188:10 I'm going to challenge you and I'm going to win this l oh that's not so good see
188:14 to win this l oh that's not so good see wait are you going to blame you getting
188:15 wait are you going to blame you getting six cards on me as well cuz I no no no I
188:18 six cards on me as well cuz I no no no I don't you at all if anything that was
188:19 don't you at all if anything that was Bob's full I drew that exactly that's
188:21 Bob's full I drew that exactly that's what I was saying you did this to me
188:24 what I was saying you did this to me here Mark you deserve thank Youk this to
188:27 here Mark you deserve thank Youk this to me you know what you did to me and you
188:31 me you know what you did to me and you did it to me you're wrong right there
188:34 did it to me you're wrong right there from the start in the past tense you
188:36 from the start in the past tense you have done it everyone knows I don't know
188:38 have done it everyone knows I don't know what I'm doing so there you go oh why
188:41 what I'm doing so there you go oh why reveal me you don't know what you did
188:43 reveal me you don't know what you did doesn't mean you didn't did it to be you
188:46 doesn't mean you didn't did it to be you did it out loud I was intending bigly I
188:50 did it out loud I was intending bigly I was intending to do it to JP I didn't
188:52 was intending to do it to JP I didn't think JP had heart cards oh yeah right
188:55 think JP had heart cards oh yeah right uhhuh that's you know what what
188:59 uhhuh that's you know what what I'm
189:01 I'm BL okay all right blue that
189:04 BL okay all right blue that works I'll do
189:07 works I'll do this got him wait wait if you have any
189:10 this got him wait wait if you have any dangerous cards I can help you direct
189:12 dangerous cards I can help you direct them at J never mind all right oh I can
189:15 them at J never mind all right oh I can still help you direct them at JP
189:16 still help you direct them at JP apparently jump in on your yourself JP I
189:18 apparently jump in on your yourself JP I can do this and give you some stuff uh
189:21 can do this and give you some stuff uh well but I don't want to I don't want to
189:22 well but I don't want to I don't want to hurt Mark I want to hurt JP oh you don't
189:25 hurt Mark I want to hurt JP oh you don't want to hurt me I thought you want to
189:26 want to hurt me I thought you want to hurt both oh okay I want to hurt Mark oh
189:29 hurt both oh okay I want to hurt Mark oh no you don't watch this heartt my cards
189:34 no you don't watch this heartt my cards it's almost like I knew that was in
189:36 it's almost like I knew that was in there oh wow
189:38 there oh wow teamwork I'm doing teamwork
189:44 teamwork I'm doing teamwork W someone could in there I do that
189:50 W someone could in there I do that certainly not me oh my not me I'm doing
189:55 certainly not me oh my not me I'm doing that God a guys okay back to
190:03 that God a guys okay back to me oh
190:05 me oh sorry I don't think you are sorry I
190:07 sorry I don't think you are sorry I don't think you are sorry I don't think
190:11 don't think you are sorry I don't think you are
190:18 sorry he's got two Blues boys you know you don't have to talk sometimes the
190:20 you don't have to talk sometimes the silent treatment's the best treatment
190:22 silent treatment's the best treatment you don't know if he had here I'm giving
190:24 you don't know if he had here I'm giving I'm giving you an opportunity to to [ __ ]
190:27 I'm giving you an opportunity to to [ __ ] up no uh I don't have anything that
190:29 up no uh I don't have anything that really hurts him but I can
190:31 really hurts him but I can just sit there for a okay that works
190:34 just sit there for a okay that works that works that works okay well that
190:36 that works that works okay well that doesn't help anybody well that helps
190:38 doesn't help anybody well that helps actually back to Blue back to Blue back
190:40 actually back to Blue back to Blue back to no that does help that makes it real
190:42 to no that does help that makes it real good feel oh oh oh God this hand's
190:45 good feel oh oh oh God this hand's unwinable now really panned out oh hey
190:49 unwinable now really panned out oh hey you have any more greens I didn't got
190:51 you have any more greens I didn't got this one oh you do have some more greens
190:54 this one oh you do have some more greens look at that yeah okay listen listen
190:57 look at that yeah okay listen listen what what good is that what is that
191:01 what what good is that what is that Robo all right well wait since you don't
191:03 Robo all right well wait since you don't like that hand very much I'll just take
191:05 like that hand very much I'll just take that off your hand you won't either you
191:07 that off your hand you won't either you should have taken marks oh look at that
191:09 should have taken marks oh look at that that's tasty take no yeah that's fine
191:11 that's tasty take no yeah that's fine I'll take marks and you can have that
191:13 I'll take marks and you can have that that thank you that's a weird one I
191:15 that thank you that's a weird one I don't know how that all hand out yeah
191:18 don't know how that all hand out yeah it's kind of like a porn where
191:19 it's kind of like a porn where everyone's wearing clothes it's not a
191:21 everyone's wearing clothes it's not a good hand everyone's wearing I just here
191:24 good hand everyone's wearing I just here wait I'll help you more more was good
191:26 wait I'll help you more more was good right that was good that was good see I
191:29 right that was good that was good see I held off on using that on you
191:31 held off on using that on you Bob now I do I do appreciate that well
191:35 Bob now I do I do appreciate that well Red's not a good one hang on all right
191:37 Red's not a good one hang on all right listen I can only do so much Bob okay
191:40 listen I can only do so much Bob okay how could Bob possibly screw me this
191:42 how could Bob possibly screw me this time what's going I feel targeted I feel
191:44 time what's going I feel targeted I feel targeted I'm literally trying we had a
191:46 targeted I'm literally trying we had a peace offering at beginning of this you
191:48 peace offering at beginning of this you remember two years ago when we started
191:50 remember two years ago when we started this game we had a peace
191:57 offering going on for a little while I told you Rayman deck never
192:00 told you Rayman deck never ends well hey
192:04 ends well hey man no no you know the government's
192:07 man no no you know the government's going to be real mad at me that I didn't
192:09 going to be real mad at me that I didn't take my scheduled break you know I'm
192:11 take my scheduled break you know I'm just saying
192:16 no that was a good play you should go again
192:18 again I I don't want to and stop
192:22 I I don't want to and stop it I said go again you know what you
192:26 it I said go again you know what you lose your hand actually I don't want
192:28 lose your hand actually I don't want your hand yes no I do want your hand
192:31 your hand yes no I do want your hand yeah you do good luck it's like the
192:33 yeah you do good luck it's like the mystery hand in the shadows is the one
192:35 mystery hand in the shadows is the one you definitely don't want that's a
192:37 you definitely don't want that's a that's a that's a good hand look how
192:38 that's a that's a good hand look how good this hand is chat how good is let
192:41 good this hand is chat how good is let me say that I want to get a good it's a
192:43 me say that I want to get a good it's a it's a good hand Mark that's a good hand
192:45 it's a good hand Mark that's a good hand o m oh it's good take it JP JP it's a
192:49 o m oh it's good take it JP JP it's a bad head oh
192:51 bad head oh boy oh yeah well okay five get about
192:57 boy oh yeah well okay five get about it nine I
192:59 it nine I [Laughter]
193:02 [Laughter] won't oh
193:13 no oh God what is this Jesus Christ JP change a color please no don't
193:16 Christ JP change a color please no don't change CH color JP it's a good color
193:19 change CH color JP it's a good color keep that color you keep that goddamn
193:21 keep that color you keep that goddamn color in there it's a good color keep
193:23 color in there it's a good color keep that color JP good you that color don't
193:26 that color JP good you that color don't change that color
193:27 change that color [Applause]
193:34 shoot Sho Sho I said what I said I meant what I
193:37 Sho I said what I said I meant what I meant an elephant's memory
193:40 meant an elephant's memory 100%
193:42 100% oh oh I don't want this all right my
193:47 oh oh I don't want this all right my hand's actually not bad there bud that's
193:48 hand's actually not bad there bud that's not bad that is not bad that's not bad
193:50 not bad that is not bad that's not bad that's that's a legit little hand you
193:52 that's that's a legit little hand you got there that's a tight hand we we'll
193:54 got there that's a tight hand we we'll find out about that trous little got
193:58 find out about that trous little got there
193:59 there tight that's not good well okay this
194:02 tight that's not good well okay this tight hand is not going to do me any
194:03 tight hand is not going to do me any good this hand is getting loose getting
194:07 good this hand is getting loose getting Flappy it's sort of a hand's getting a
194:10 Flappy it's sort of a hand's getting a lot of experience sort of a
194:11 lot of experience sort of a situationally tight hand it's all right
194:13 situationally tight hand it's all right it's
194:15 it's okay all right
194:18 okay all right I collect you well you know what you can
194:20 I collect you well you know what you can go now Bob it's fine I'll just take my
194:22 go now Bob it's fine I'll just take my turn real quick I'm going to play the
194:24 turn real quick I'm going to play the eight it's fine all right oh no you
194:26 eight it's fine all right oh no you should have played the four or whatever
194:27 should have played the four or whatever the [ __ ] it was oh I cursed again sorry
194:30 the [ __ ] it was oh I cursed again sorry Mark I went oh well you got to get the
194:34 Mark I went oh well you got to get the punishment that we both agreed on and
194:37 punishment that we both agreed on and lined up yeah yeah you know what it is
194:41 lined up yeah yeah you know what it is yeah we all know what it is I know what
194:44 yeah we all know what it is I know what it is they know what it is
194:47 it is they know what it is yeah he she me we all know what it is
194:51 yeah he she me we all know what it is yeah yeah uh that's not what it is no
194:56 yeah yeah uh that's not what it is no that was a pretty uncool thing Wade I
194:59 that was a pretty uncool thing Wade I just want you know that I'm not judging
195:01 just want you know that I'm not judging you my punishment was I to punish
195:03 you my punishment was I to punish everyone else I want my hand no no the
195:06 everyone else I want my hand no no the JP has it I don't know I don't know W is
195:09 JP has it I don't know I don't know W is probably good this is like he was making
195:12 probably good this is like he was making sex sound so
195:15 sex sound so yeah that's how I sounded
195:18 yeah that's how I sounded bad oh good
195:21 bad oh good yeah that's the stuff yeah man dude my
195:25 yeah that's the stuff yeah man dude my Lo are juicy already yeah is it good for
195:30 Lo are juicy already yeah is it good for you boy oh boy is it sorry if I Cry
195:36 you boy oh boy is it sorry if I Cry d oh that's getting real don't talk
195:38 d oh that's getting real don't talk about that W hey go again
195:43 about that W hey go again cool Mark I want you to be happy okay
195:45 cool Mark I want you to be happy okay wait don't do it wait don't wait don't
195:47 wait don't do it wait don't wait don't okay you're
195:49 okay you're didn't okay well oh green that's not
195:53 didn't okay well oh green that's not what we Green's okay no Green's not bad
195:56 what we Green's okay no Green's not bad JP make it blue Green's fine
196:02 JP make it blue Green's fine oh I dislike you immensely I have
196:07 oh I dislike you immensely I have literally no choice all right it's fair
196:08 literally no choice all right it's fair that's fair you want Mark to win fair
196:10 that's fair you want Mark to win fair play Yeah I wanted Mark to win you're
196:13 play Yeah I wanted Mark to win you're sick wait what what the [ __ ] you wait I
196:17 sick wait what what the [ __ ] you wait I been on your side this whole time I'm on
196:20 been on your side this whole time I'm on your side but if you win you have to go
196:22 your side but if you win you have to go byy I'm sorry I was I was on your side
196:24 byy I'm sorry I was I was on your side buddy I I was on your side man I really
196:28 buddy I I was on your side man I really I really tried I really
196:30 I really tried I really did I'm firing it up UNO our favorite
196:35 did I'm firing it up UNO our favorite game totally fair I still haven't
196:37 game totally fair I still haven't updated my profile picture great that's
196:39 updated my profile picture great that's a good picture how do I do okay how do I
196:41 a good picture how do I do okay how do I do this how do I you have to go through
196:43 do this how do I you have to go through you have to go through you play it what
196:45 you have to go through you play it what yeah I did mine on my Box 360 somehow
196:48 yeah I did mine on my Box 360 somehow that's where that profile that I have
196:50 that's where that profile that I have comes from play go into your account
196:52 comes from play go into your account what all right I'll do it it's a it's a
196:55 what all right I'll do it it's a it's a process no I no I I got it it's right
196:58 process no I no I I got it it's right here I have to log in the
197:02 here I have to log in the website it's a process no no it's not wa
197:05 website it's a process no no it's not wa you never done right here in the I'm
197:08 you never done right here in the I'm logged into this thing why would I need
197:10 logged into this thing why would I need to go to it why would I need to go
197:13 to go to it why would I need to go here process man why is this taking so
197:16 here process man why is this taking so long to upload or load what sign an I
197:20 long to upload or load what sign an I got it I got it I got it I got here we
197:22 got it I got it I got it I got here we go here we go here we go you you all are
197:23 go here we go here we go you you all are about to eat [ __ ] uhuh okay yeah eating
197:28 about to eat [ __ ] uhuh okay yeah eating it I think I think Bob and I did last
197:31 it I think I think Bob and I did last game I think during trouble we doing
197:32 game I think during trouble we doing nothing but eating [ __ ] too small true
197:35 nothing but eating [ __ ] too small true file too small file too small what you
197:39 file too small file too small what you know it's a it's a too small not
197:41 know it's a it's a too small not everyone's blessed with a normal size or
197:43 everyone's blessed with a normal size or enlarged file some of us just have small
197:45 enlarged file some of us just have small files no buddy it's nothing to be a
197:46 files no buddy it's nothing to be a ashamed of okay everyone everyone's
197:50 ashamed of okay everyone everyone's different I'm not ashamed all right I
197:53 different I'm not ashamed all right I got it I got it I got
197:54 got it I got it I got it you shouldn't be ashamed I'm not I'm
197:58 it you shouldn't be ashamed I'm not I'm not ashamed I'm glad I'm good good good
198:00 not ashamed I'm glad I'm good good good that's good that's good that's good when
198:02 that's good that's good that's good when does my picture update here
198:06 does my picture update here never
198:08 never what I think you have to restart your
198:10 what I think you have to restart your game or restart you play or restart
198:12 game or restart you play or restart steam you there's something all right
198:13 steam you there's something all right I'll restart the game oh yeah please by
198:15 I'll restart the game oh yeah please by all means we're we're not doing anything
198:18 all means we're we're not doing anything it's fine it's
198:20 it's fine it's good doing that I'm going to restart my
198:22 good doing that I'm going to restart my game
198:23 game too okay I'll
198:26 too okay I'll Barbara Barbara hey it works
198:30 Barbara Barbara hey it works wow Barbara I mean I approve of your
198:33 wow Barbara I mean I approve of your message why am I alone in this Lobby
198:35 message why am I alone in this Lobby right now I'm still loading it's stuck
198:38 right now I'm still loading it's stuck loading oh Barbara
198:42 loading oh Barbara stop this is Barbara's fault this is
198:47 stop this is Barbara's fault this is Barbara's fault okay Barbara this is
198:51 Barbara's fault okay Barbara this is Barbara's fault got it I'm good to
198:54 Barbara's fault got it I'm good to go it's in loading hell no network
198:58 go it's in loading hell no network connection God damn it I'm so jealous
199:00 connection God damn it I'm so jealous tell that to the people that's watching
199:03 tell that to the people that's watching this maybe we should go back to
199:05 this maybe we should go back to sorry yeah maybe can I everyone had a
199:09 sorry yeah maybe can I everyone had a good time during sorry right can I get
199:10 good time during sorry right can I get another invite hey toss me another one
199:12 another invite hey toss me another one of those invites you're not even I can't
199:14 of those invites you're not even I can't even see you online I only see not like
199:16 even see you online I only see not like this this what am I not online is it cuz
199:19 this this what am I not online is it cuz I tried to update my profile picture I
199:22 I tried to update my profile picture I probably I told you I'm going to get out
199:24 probably I told you I'm going to get out of this I'm oh my avatar didn't even
199:27 of this I'm oh my avatar didn't even update I'm gonna loan let's see if
199:30 update I'm gonna loan let's see if Mark's did Mark I sent you another
199:31 Mark's did Mark I sent you another invite hang on I'm not I got a all of a
199:33 invite hang on I'm not I got a all of a sudden you appeared online I'm getting
199:35 sudden you appeared online I'm getting out of Uno I I got online as soon as I
199:38 out of Uno I I got online as soon as I exited the game yeah all right sure
199:43 exited the game yeah all right sure right come on Mark I got this baby
199:47 right come on Mark I got this baby this is Barbara's fault
199:54 yeah yeah you can't agree with your own self yeah I can yeah it [ __ ] is you
199:58 self yeah I can yeah it [ __ ] is you right record his own voice agreeing with
200:01 right record his own voice agreeing with him [ __ ] Barbara's fault Barbara you
200:05 him [ __ ] Barbara's fault Barbara you right
200:13 Barbara godamn it Barb you right I got it
200:19 oh [ __ ] I'm never going to know we're eventually going to go to a stream where
200:21 eventually going to go to a stream where Mark just going to have pre like
200:23 Mark just going to have pre like recorded everything and we're gonna
200:24 recorded everything and we're gonna think we're talking to him but he won't
200:26 think we're talking to him but he won't even be there [ __ ] Tyler or somebody
200:29 even be there [ __ ] Tyler or somebody else there pushing
200:38 but uh-huh oh yeah mhm oh me too man uh-huh oh yeah M oh me too
200:45 man how many layers of the [ __ ] recordings can you have you can have 12
200:47 recordings can you have you can have 12 at a time oh my God Jesus
200:51 at a time oh my God Jesus Christ yes I agree [ __ ] that takes a
200:54 Christ yes I agree [ __ ] that takes a long no way yeah uhhuh oh no way oh me
200:59 long no way yeah uhhuh oh no way oh me too man yes I
201:03 too man yes I agree I don't even think the laugh is
201:05 agree I don't even think the laugh is really him
201:08 really him anymore he's got layers on layers he's
201:11 anymore he's got layers on layers he's laughing at his own
201:12 laughing at his own recording all of this it's still [ __ ]
201:15 recording all of this it's still [ __ ] blank all right let's do this God damn
201:19 blank all right let's do this God damn it play
201:21 it play zuno are you sure you guys are ready you
201:23 zuno are you sure you guys are ready you don't want to [ __ ] [ __ ] you yes I
201:26 don't want to [ __ ] [ __ ] you yes I agree stop oh me too man I don't have to
201:30 agree stop oh me too man I don't have to say
201:36 yes yes no yes no
201:41 yes no yes no got here we
201:44 got here we go who my [ __ ] God glow box play moo is
201:50 go who my [ __ ] God glow box play moo is glow box a bot it's got to be right yeah
201:53 glow box a bot it's got to be right yeah yeah yeah yeah hopefully glow box isn't
201:55 yeah yeah yeah hopefully glow box isn't a person nice play Skip glow box thank
201:59 a person nice play Skip glow box thank you skip me no no you didn't okay I see
202:03 you skip me no no you didn't okay I see I see
202:13 hey [ __ ] what does that do what is that I think this just reveals the hand yeah
202:15 I think this just reveals the hand yeah oh oh look at that sweet plus
202:18 oh oh look at that sweet plus 4 that's not so good for Mark what you
202:21 4 that's not so good for Mark what you don't know you know that uh that's not
202:23 don't know you know that uh that's not so good it not so good for you yeah I
202:26 so good it not so good for you yeah I sort of
202:31 figured well that's not so good for glow except for he had two of these did
202:39 ohy okay well hey everyone's having a good time now it's always great it's
202:42 good time now it's always great it's always great when we're off to the most
202:44 always great when we're off to the most depressing start to Uno possible glow
202:46 depressing start to Uno possible glow box you better play a
202:48 box you better play a nine D it [ __ ] you oh
202:52 nine D it [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] H [ __ ]
202:55 [ __ ] H [ __ ] you [ __ ] yellow [ __ ] the P oh oh dear
202:59 you [ __ ] yellow [ __ ] the P oh oh dear dear me oh
203:01 dear me oh goodness okay I I I would challenge I
203:04 goodness okay I I I would challenge I don't trust him I'll decline
203:07 don't trust him I'll decline it it's
203:09 it it's fine oh well sorry Wade that's
203:13 fine oh well sorry Wade that's fine okay oh dear it's fine it's fine
203:20 fine okay oh dear it's fine it's fine it's fine what's a good color for you to
203:22 it's fine what's a good color for you to punish him red
203:25 punish him red sure all right that's really good color
203:28 sure all right that's really good color for me to punish punish punishment oh
203:31 for me to punish punish punishment oh yeah they gained three more cards what
203:35 yeah they gained three more cards what no what wait well
203:38 no what wait well okay draw some cards bud
203:49 what stence oh I was muted Barbara just
203:52 stence oh I was muted Barbara just donated and said I did nothing in
203:54 donated and said I did nothing in you there he goes Barbara's in my chat
203:57 you there he goes Barbara's in my chat talking [ __ ] oh okay there you go Bob
204:01 talking [ __ ] oh okay there you go Bob whoa whoa whoa hey whoa let's not let's
204:03 whoa whoa whoa hey whoa let's not let's not do that don't do that oh what what
204:07 not do that don't do that oh what what no no no what what the eat dick that
204:12 no no no what what the eat dick that thingu that that thing [ __ ] you hard was
204:16 thingu that that thing [ __ ] you hard was best card in the deck what is that
204:25 garbage everyone's hand and look at
204:27 at what with the red we can't see your hand
204:31 what with the red we can't see your hand waade how many you got
204:34 waade how many you got oh two oh you had three
204:45 okay just well that's not yeah I was tired of the right I was hoping you had
204:46 tired of the right I was hoping you had red cuz I just playing [ __ ] red and
204:49 red cuz I just playing [ __ ] red and what's wrong with red red fine now
204:53 what's wrong with red red fine now trying to remember what color white had
204:55 trying to remember what color white had I believe he has green and
205:00 yellow good Bob that's not good I know what
205:02 good Bob that's not good I know what you're going to do with that I know what
205:04 you're going to do with that I know what you have that's that color no I don't
205:06 you have that's that color no I don't think you know Mark you don't want to
205:08 think you know Mark you don't want to let this happen buddy you you got stop
205:10 let this happen buddy you you got stop Bob n it's fine oh hey Mark that's
205:13 Bob n it's fine oh hey Mark that's awkward uhhuh that's cool that's cool
205:16 awkward uhhuh that's cool that's cool bud that's real
205:18 bud that's real cool
205:20 cool uh you you had a rough time last hand oh
205:24 uh you you had a rough time last hand oh wow no you're going you're going to
205:25 wow no you're going you're going to appreciate this you're going to
205:26 appreciate this you're going to appreciate this oh okay well yeah I do
205:29 appreciate this oh okay well yeah I do appreciate that actually yeah thought
205:31 appreciate that actually yeah thought you would yeah I thought you would which
205:33 you would yeah I thought you would which is why I'm going do this
205:36 is why I'm going do this now all right Wade has a yellow let's
205:39 now all right Wade has a yellow let's get W God damn it wait leave it yellow
205:42 get W God damn it wait leave it yellow leave it yellow it's F yellow for you
205:46 leave it yellow it's F yellow for you wa no well that's not good I guess
205:50 wa no well that's not good I guess that's fine this
205:51 that's fine this better yes
205:59 yes that's what you get Wade that is really my brilliant brilliant that is
206:02 really my brilliant brilliant that is what you deserve honestly I schemed so
206:05 what you deserve honestly I schemed so well though remember when that time that
206:06 well though remember when that time that I schemed it yeah I remember I do
206:09 I schemed it yeah I remember I do remember that yeah we all remember
206:11 remember that yeah we all remember everybody remembers that it was a good
206:12 everybody remembers that it was a good time yeah everybody remembers sorry bud
206:16 time yeah everybody remembers sorry bud that's what you get for helping Bob I
206:19 that's what you get for helping Bob I whoa listen what I get for helping Bob
206:21 whoa listen what I get for helping Bob is Bob skipping me I've got I've got a
206:24 is Bob skipping me I've got I've got a lot of stuff backed up here what does
206:26 lot of stuff backed up here what does that do what's another copies okay well
206:30 that do what's another copies okay well that's not what I was hoping
206:32 that's not what I was hoping for oh no that sucks man look at all
206:35 for oh no that sucks man look at all those good cards I got oh
206:38 those good cards I got oh baby all right let's see what else is in
206:41 baby all right let's see what else is in store what's all just all right we're
206:43 store what's all just all right we're back to start yeah blowbar
206:47 back to start yeah blowbar we might as well have not done anything
206:49 we might as well have not done anything honestly yeah oh thank God for you wi
206:52 honestly yeah oh thank God for you wi you're
206:54 you're Saint God God oh
206:57 Saint God God oh hey this is good everybody we're all
207:00 hey this is good everybody we're all happy now that sucks all right
207:02 happy now that sucks all right well really just going to get that out
207:05 well really just going to get that out of the way are you sure about that some
207:08 of the way are you sure about that some tells me tells me you might have some
207:20 it's okay um it's okay just somebody reverse this please do it I want you to
207:23 reverse this please do it I want you to do
207:24 do it how about you have a sweet eight oh
207:27 it how about you have a sweet eight oh no ah got you [ __ ] wait who do we get
207:32 no ah got you [ __ ] wait who do we get glow box got to play their
207:34 glow box got to play their eight oh what the [ __ ] oh well that
207:37 eight oh what the [ __ ] oh well that didn't work out very
207:39 didn't work out very well okay everything is as it should be
207:42 well okay everything is as it should be that was very clearly glow Box's fall
207:44 that was very clearly glow Box's fall for jumping in when they shouldn't have
207:46 for jumping in when they shouldn't have didn't hold on didn't Bob win sorry and
207:49 didn't hold on didn't Bob win sorry and Mark win
207:50 Mark win trouble I don't remember also Bob just
207:52 trouble I don't remember also Bob just quit why' Bob quit Bob where'd you go oh
207:56 quit why' Bob quit Bob where'd you go oh [ __ ] Barbara came in I'm quitting too
207:58 [ __ ] Barbara came in I'm quitting too we're leaving thank God [ __ ] oh I
208:00 we're leaving thank God [ __ ] oh I forgot how this game works actually yeah
208:03 forgot how this game works actually yeah you just you just stick with us and
208:04 you just you just stick with us and don't leave that's all right that was
208:07 don't leave that's all right that was Rayman we never have to play that deck
208:08 Rayman we never have to play that deck again that was it okay
208:11 again that was it okay good all right I don't know if it's
208:13 good all right I don't know if it's going to quit or crash seems to be a an
208:16 going to quit or crash seems to be a an indeterminate Factor all right everybody
208:18 indeterminate Factor all right everybody plug your ears I'm sorry ahead of time
208:22 plug your ears I'm sorry ahead of time watch your
208:23 watch your ears you know someone other than you
208:26 ears you know someone other than you it's gonna get rough choose to make the
208:29 it's gonna get rough choose to make the lobby no like like I could make the
208:34 lobby no like like I could make the lobby and then that wouldn't happen to
208:37 lobby and then that wouldn't happen to you you all get the rules all wrong no
208:39 you you all get the rules all wrong no it still happens if I join as a
208:41 it still happens if I join as a guest why why does that it doesn't
208:43 guest why why does that it doesn't happen with this new mixer I've got
208:46 happen with this new mixer I've got everything's hunky dory it's never
208:49 everything's hunky dory it's never happened with anything I've ever used to
208:50 happened with anything I've ever used to play it happen to JP I think it's
208:52 play it happen to JP I think it's happened to Pat in the P it just
208:53 happened to Pat in the P it just randomly happens to people wait how do
208:55 randomly happens to people wait how do you adjust your microphone's gain do you
208:57 you adjust your microphone's gain do you do it in sound options not generally no
209:00 do it in sound options not generally no it's but that it it sets it to 100% in
209:03 it's but that it it sets it to 100% in the in the sound options it moves it to
209:05 the in the sound options it moves it to 100% it's what it does even though I
209:07 100% it's what it does even though I have like that disabled where things are
209:09 have like that disabled where things are supposed to be able to do that H well I
209:11 supposed to be able to do that H well I just don't have that I don't change it
209:13 just don't have that I don't change it in the sound options anymore I haven't
209:14 in the sound options anymore I haven't done that for a while I wonder if it's a
209:16 done that for a while I wonder if it's a play thing if it's trying to up you play
209:18 play thing if it's trying to up you play voice chat or something probably maybe
209:20 voice chat or something probably maybe I've never um messed with the sound
209:22 I've never um messed with the sound options though it was like just default
209:24 options though it was like just default I was at like 60 and then this changes
209:26 I was at like 60 and then this changes it to 100 huh weird that seems like a
209:29 it to 100 huh weird that seems like a bad I don't know if I can just make it
209:31 bad I don't know if I can just make it 100 and then change something on my
209:33 100 and then change something on my mixer to make that better but I've never
209:36 mixer to make that better but I've never I've never tried doing that maybe that's
209:37 I've never tried doing that maybe that's an option you have a Focus right right
209:39 an option you have a Focus right right so you could change the gain on your
209:40 so you could change the gain on your focus right yeah I might you have a two
209:43 focus right yeah I might you have a two I2 or a one I2 or I think it's a two I2
209:47 I2 or a one I2 or I think it's a two I2 yeah you could change the gain on that
209:48 yeah you could change the gain on that but I don't know how low it is
209:51 but I don't know how low it is currently
209:53 currently uh it's like it I can't see the number
209:56 uh it's like it I can't see the number on it it's like maybe a third of the way
209:57 on it it's like maybe a third of the way turned up yeah so you got room to work
210:00 turned up yeah so you got room to work with yeah mhm can I get an invite you
210:05 with yeah mhm can I get an invite you did see another one again can I get an
210:07 did see another one again can I get an invite God damn it I would like an
210:09 invite God damn it I would like an invite please you join do it yourself I
210:12 invite please you join do it yourself I W an
210:14 W an invite ah I'm like a vampire I can't
210:17 invite ah I'm like a vampire I can't enter the lobby until I get an invite I
210:20 enter the lobby until I get an invite I sent I sent you another one I don't see
210:22 sent I sent you another one I don't see it
210:24 it where where is it it's in where the
210:27 where where is it it's in where the invites go there's a third one I don't
210:30 invites go there's a third one I don't see it can you accept the third one no I
210:32 see it can you accept the third one no I don't see it there's nothing Mark can I
210:34 don't see it there's nothing Mark can I get an invite he's playing the goddamn
210:37 get an invite he's playing the goddamn thing isn't he no I'm not I actually is
210:40 thing isn't he no I'm not I actually is that a recording is this a recording too
210:42 that a recording is this a recording too there is your goddamn invite just get in
210:44 there is your goddamn invite just get in the [ __ ] game never trust me ever
210:47 the [ __ ] game never trust me ever again no I won't I'm joining the game
210:50 again no I won't I'm joining the game I'm joining the game I didn't get an
210:52 I'm joining the game I didn't get an invite I will be very clear I didn't get
210:54 invite I will be very clear I didn't get an invite you can watch the video I
210:57 an invite you can watch the video I didn't get an invite good no I won't y
211:01 didn't get an invite good no I won't y yes I
211:03 yes I agree F [ __ ]
211:06 agree F [ __ ] you no Barbara just give us glow box
211:10 you no Barbara just give us glow box again oh God Barbara is such a [ __ ] I
211:13 again oh God Barbara is such a [ __ ] I thought we weren't doing Rayman God Dam
211:16 thought we weren't doing Rayman God Dam what's up Barbara Al we were never
211:18 what's up Barbara Al we were never playing Rayman
211:20 playing Rayman again yeah yeah yeah I guess so I'm not
211:25 again yeah yeah yeah I guess so I'm not letting her hit me with see see look
211:28 letting her hit me with see see look what the [ __ ] happens when you play with
211:30 what the [ __ ] happens when you play with I don't believe that that right off the
211:33 I don't believe that that right off the bat okay wow look what happens when you
211:36 bat okay wow look what happens when you play with
211:38 play with Barbara okay uh-huh wait no not that I
211:43 Barbara okay uh-huh wait no not that I don't care if I win my only okay well I
211:45 don't care if I win my only okay well I won't do anything round but man in the
211:47 won't do anything round but man in the future Barbara over you right you right
211:51 future Barbara over you right you right Barbara Barbara where's your donation
211:53 Barbara Barbara where's your donation about you doing nothing now where's that
211:55 about you doing nothing now where's that H where's that
211:57 H where's that now this is Barbara's
212:01 now this is Barbara's fault
212:03 fault Christ oh
212:06 Christ oh [ __ ] oh wait listen hey this is awkward
212:09 [ __ ] oh wait listen hey this is awkward a minute dude bro that's really mean
212:12 a minute dude bro that's really mean yeah it sure was when you did it to me
212:14 yeah it sure was when you did it to me too I'm just going to we we we are like
212:17 too I'm just going to we we we are like on the second round how do you have so
212:18 on the second round how do you have so many cards it's your [ __ ] hand what
212:21 many cards it's your [ __ ] hand what did I do how do you have so many cards
212:25 did I do how do you have so many cards stupid oh okay well you got me there you
212:27 stupid oh okay well you got me there you really you really got me there God damn
212:30 really you really got me there God damn it I don't remember recording huh what I
212:35 it I don't remember recording huh what I feel like this is all just marked
212:36 feel like this is all just marked recording you
212:46 right stop let me play no [ __ ] you [ __ ]
212:56 you all right all right oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you right all right you
212:59 you right all right you right stop God damn it uhhuh is that
213:03 right stop God damn it uhhuh is that really Mark no it's not
213:06 really Mark no it's not yes oh no Barbara's back thank you
213:11 yes oh no Barbara's back thank you Barbara God damn it you ski me Barbara
213:15 Barbara God damn it you ski me Barbara you right right there I see you right
213:16 you right right there I see you right there
213:18 there Barbara who's who's turn who's on left
213:22 Barbara who's who's turn who's on left [ __ ] let me
213:24 [ __ ] let me play why why did you a giant pile of
213:29 play why why did you a giant pile of shut the [ __ ]
213:44 up God damn it no shut up thanks P oh well there's kind of a crucial problem
213:46 well there's kind of a crucial problem with this hand isn't there oh well Bob
213:49 with this hand isn't there oh well Bob enjoy that one too oh yeah I see I see I
213:52 enjoy that one too oh yeah I see I see I see kind of a fundamental problem over
213:54 see kind of a fundamental problem over there see I see what you're talking
213:55 there see I see what you're talking about you don't
213:57 about you don't got
214:08 sorry you don't got I CLI got
214:10 got I CLI got him got him godamn hey there's one all
214:15 him got him godamn hey there's one all right hey that's the one long way around
214:17 right hey that's the one long way around the B to go draw you [ __ ] well
214:21 the B to go draw you [ __ ] well [Music]
214:35 [ __ ] oh well thank god Barber had 15 cards
214:40 oh well thank god Barber had 15 cards we're back to the start nobody did
214:42 we're back to the start nobody did anything oh hey guess who doesn't have
214:44 anything oh hey guess who doesn't have any goddamn red
214:46 any goddamn red wow Bob does it okay yeah I didn't have
214:50 wow Bob does it okay yeah I didn't have any red either so enjoy
214:53 any red either so enjoy that oh who the
214:55 that oh who the [ __ ] there's still there is still not a
214:58 [ __ ] there's still there is still not a goddamn red card in this [ __ ] hand
215:01 goddamn red card in this [ __ ] hand only Mark has Poss r i don't have red
215:04 only Mark has Poss r i don't have red cards I don't know why youe I no one has
215:07 cards I don't know why youe I no one has red what bar tell them oh [ __ ] yeah tell
215:12 red what bar tell them oh [ __ ] yeah tell him bar no
215:15 him bar no just want to play um I want to see maybe
215:19 just want to play um I want to see maybe you have some red huh no no
215:23 you have some red huh no no stop don't look it no stop wait stop
215:31 stop don't look it no stop wait stop it take two
215:33 it take two wow well yeah oh
215:38 wow well yeah oh no well it auto played okay oh not red
215:42 no well it auto played okay oh not red no one has red oh good I'll take that
215:44 no one has red oh good I'll take that it's okay accept it I accept it I accept
215:48 it's okay accept it I accept it I accept it enjoy your nine cards what are you a
215:53 it enjoy your nine cards what are you a robot buddy cards I give you another
215:56 robot buddy cards I give you another chance oh give you another chance buddy
215:59 chance oh give you another chance buddy oh friend oh mine oh take that Barbara
216:03 oh friend oh mine oh take that Barbara you [ __ ] oh man this still this is the
216:05 you [ __ ] oh man this still this is the same [ __ ] this is the same problem [ __ ]
216:08 same [ __ ] this is the same problem [ __ ] what color you need
216:09 what color you need Bob I can't do I mean blue I could do
216:12 Bob I can't do I mean blue I could do some stuff I guess you got it you got it
216:13 some stuff I guess you got it you got it buddy I'm here for you sorry I tried oh
216:18 buddy I'm here for you sorry I tried oh no I have to do this now
216:21 no I have to do this now wow that really didn't work out for me
216:23 wow that really didn't work out for me to help you and then I'm gonna help
216:27 to help you and then I'm gonna help too so good good good if you can make it
216:31 too so good good good if you can make it blue yeah we can all just make the
216:34 blue yeah we can all just make the color what I need oh that's even
216:38 color what I need oh that's even better
216:40 better no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
216:44 no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good that's just took the biggest
216:47 that's good that's just took the biggest Dickens the biggest well man we were we
216:50 Dickens the biggest well man we were we had we were going to be we're buddies on
216:52 had we were going to be we're buddies on that one like I have a choice in
216:55 that one like I have a choice in anything I do Bob you act like any part
216:58 anything I do Bob you act like any part of this game is a choice have two cards
217:00 of this game is a choice have two cards thank you thank you well that's that's
217:04 thank you thank you well that's that's that you're really just giving the game
217:05 that you're really just giving the game away there huh yeah kind
217:08 away there huh yeah kind of oh well I no one has red so they're
217:11 of oh well I no one has red so they're all [ __ ] where did you get red it was
217:15 all [ __ ] where did you get red it was in your head and I don't oh you're right
217:18 in your head and I don't oh you're right wait you right
217:26 here Bara take it over Mark again well can I clone the plus floor to
217:30 again well can I clone the plus floor to W uh yes
217:34 W uh yes apparently and I know what color it
217:36 apparently and I know what color it should be you had green I don't believe
217:38 should be you had green I don't believe you I didn't I know you oh I did have
217:41 you I didn't I know you oh I did have green oh oh [ __ ] it now I got God
217:46 green oh oh [ __ ] it now I got God damn it okay that's all
217:56 right just whatever I guess all right well you know I still
217:58 guess all right well you know I still don't have [ __ ] red or goddamn not
218:00 don't have [ __ ] red or goddamn not where then where are all these Reds
218:01 where then where are all these Reds coming from what you I'm not oh yeah
218:05 coming from what you I'm not oh yeah okay you right right yeah
218:18 I don't know how many cards Mark has but it looks like a lot what you mean oh
218:20 it looks like a lot what you mean oh wait I got the cloud I forgot yeah you
218:22 wait I got the cloud I forgot yeah you got the fart cloud do I still fart
218:24 got the fart cloud do I still fart clouds No you're you're not farted
218:32 up I just needed to do that for science all right red no you [ __ ] Red's good
218:36 all right red no you [ __ ] Red's good Red's good you like
218:38 Red's good you like red shut up eat eat it eat suck one not
218:44 red shut up eat eat it eat suck one not me not me not me [ __ ]
218:46 me not me not me [ __ ] do it Barbara do it real
218:49 do it Barbara do it real good yeah I got one of those too I got
218:53 good yeah I got one of those too I got one of
218:54 one of these should have give me your hand
219:06 Barbara I'm sorry I'm just enjoying enjoying what's happening I hate
219:09 enjoying what's happening I hate everything about Barbara and she just
219:11 everything about Barbara and she just are you kidding me okay well I guess
219:14 are you kidding me okay well I guess I'll just play that one then that's good
219:15 I'll just play that one then that's good oh
219:17 oh boy okay oh
219:20 boy okay oh thanks that's a good that's cool oh look
219:23 thanks that's a good that's cool oh look these good cards oh
219:26 these good cards oh man so
219:28 man so good
219:30 good 666 oh thanks
219:33 666 oh thanks dude oh wow you did it just for
219:37 dude oh wow you did it just for me those are Keepers I keep that I'll
219:40 me those are Keepers I keep that I'll play that one that's
219:43 play that one that's good [ __ ] back he want my no listen Bud
219:47 good [ __ ] back he want my no listen Bud hey wait trust me no I want bar to draw
219:51 hey wait trust me no I want bar to draw for those [ __ ] no wait we could play
219:53 for those [ __ ] no wait we could play a game oh oh boy oh no that's the wrong
219:57 a game oh oh boy oh no that's the wrong one wait listen wait we're g to play a
220:00 one wait listen wait we're g to play a game okay it's like color what is is it
220:03 game okay it's like color what is is it yellow it's yellow yeah every color all
220:07 yellow it's yellow yeah every color all right well no okay okay get him go do
220:11 right well no okay okay get him go do Barber that's there you go still yellow
220:13 Barber that's there you go still yellow B oh [ __ ] no
220:17 B oh [ __ ] no no okay well just no well you could have
220:20 no okay well just no well you could have just oh wait we can play we can still do
220:22 just oh wait we can play we can still do it no
220:24 it no no no it's fine it's fine it's fine you
220:27 no no it's fine it's fine it's fine you totally get it back the game it's fine
220:30 totally get it back the game it's fine Mark Wait listen oh dude you had even
220:32 Mark Wait listen oh dude you had even more than it looked like wow look at all
220:34 more than it looked like wow look at all these what the [ __ ]
220:37 these what the [ __ ] Barbara oh here waade I have a presents
220:39 Barbara oh here waade I have a presents for you oh thanks Barbara's goddamn
220:42 for you oh thanks Barbara's goddamn cards oh man I got my hand back I love
220:46 cards oh man I got my hand back I love this
220:47 this hand such a good hand I'm feeling
220:50 hand such a good hand I'm feeling positive about this guys
220:52 positive about this guys man the [ __ ] oh man it's red oh wow no
220:57 man the [ __ ] oh man it's red oh wow no it's blue that's good
220:59 it's blue that's good too oh thanks buddy a I didn't have one
221:03 too oh thanks buddy a I didn't have one so you saved me
221:05 so you saved me there oh double three look out oh oh no
221:10 there oh double three look out oh oh no oh oh no oh wow there make green for you
221:15 oh oh no oh wow there make green for you wow
221:16 wow oh well I'm going to gamble come on
221:20 oh well I'm going to gamble come on [Laughter]
221:24 [Laughter] buddy good play good play good
221:29 buddy good play good play good play wow that's a good one
221:32 play wow that's a good one [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
221:36 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] man what a game
221:40 [ __ ] man what a game guys you just really just played some
221:42 guys you just really just played some threes back to back just one you wanted
221:46 threes back to back just one you wanted this deck and you wanted Barbara this is
221:48 this deck and you wanted Barbara this is what you signed up for hey I'm having a
221:51 what you signed up for hey I'm having a great
221:51 great [Laughter]
221:58 time don't whoa calm down man it's just a
222:01 don't whoa calm down man it's just a game it's fun here Bob let's play I got
222:04 game it's fun here Bob let's play I got a good head I got a good enjoy
222:07 a good head I got a good enjoy that enjoy
222:09 that enjoy that forward forward the sity SW forward
222:14 that forward forward the sity SW forward bar [ __ ] Barbara sity swaity no
222:19 bar [ __ ] Barbara sity swaity no Bara oh wait uh actually you want bar I
222:24 Bara oh wait uh actually you want bar I think you bar I want that one no you
222:27 think you bar I want that one no you want this hand this hand was I the hand
222:28 want this hand this hand was I the hand that barber didn't have yet oh this hand
222:30 that barber didn't have yet oh this hand is so [ __ ] you wanted this hand whoa
222:34 is so [ __ ] you wanted this hand whoa that's aggressive a little aggressive
222:36 that's aggressive a little aggressive that's a little aggressive going to calm
222:38 that's a little aggressive going to calm it down a little that's not everybody
222:40 it down a little that's not everybody relax no it's fine it's
222:43 relax no it's fine it's fine oh good [ __ ] oh yeah red Barbara
222:54 oh what is this [ __ ] H barbar only has the best cards that's what I always say
222:56 the best cards that's what I always say yep oh look at that yellow oh man that's
223:00 yep oh look at that yellow oh man that's wild all those threes in there look at
223:02 wild all those threes in there look at that that's
223:04 that that's crazy good choice good choice Bob good
223:06 crazy good choice good choice Bob good choice oh yeah teamwork te yellow again
223:10 choice oh yeah teamwork te yellow again wow man Barb's got the yellow going on
223:12 wow man Barb's got the yellow going on over there great oh
223:15 over there great oh [Music]
223:16 [Music] W Barb repeat you did nothing Barbara
223:20 W Barb repeat you did nothing Barbara get out of here you take
223:22 get out of here you take your
223:23 your [Laughter]
223:26 [Laughter] [Music]
223:28 [Music] Barbara
223:30 Barbara I I don't understand what's happen wow
223:33 I I don't understand what's happen wow that played
223:35 that played out would have thought that that what a
223:38 out would have thought that that what a plot twist she needed [ __ ]
223:40 plot twist she needed [ __ ] blue that was wild
223:43 blue that was wild man hold on I'm
223:46 man hold on I'm dying whoa whoa wow wow
223:49 dying whoa whoa wow wow wow well that's unfriendly that's that's
223:52 wow well that's unfriendly that's that's aggressive I feel it's fine I'm just
223:54 aggressive I feel it's fine I'm just joking to death ah here we go I know
223:58 joking to death ah here we go I know yeah do it
223:59 yeah do it [Laughter]
224:02 [Laughter] buddy o good good good pick good pick
224:05 buddy o good good good pick good pick good
224:18 I can't you got those CS over there that's fun time over there everything's
224:21 that's fun time over there everything's fine Ah that's cute oh that's a winner
224:24 fine Ah that's cute oh that's a winner yeah yeah what you going to do I'm GNA
224:27 yeah yeah what you going to do I'm GNA I'm G to live the life that's what I'm
224:29 I'm G to live the life that's what I'm going to do the
224:30 going to do the life good choice that's a good choice
224:33 life good choice that's a good choice that's a good one right am I right
224:35 that's a good one right am I right that's a good choice uhoh oh that didn't
224:37 that's a good choice uhoh oh that didn't work the
224:45 way dude that Dragon e a lot of cards I love it when you laugh Wade cuz I know
224:47 I love it when you laugh Wade cuz I know you're having fun that's that's how know
224:49 you're having fun that's that's how know dude I'm having a great time you're such
224:50 dude I'm having a great time you're such a you're such an uplifting happy dude
224:53 a you're such an uplifting happy dude dude yeah jovial some might say oh I'm
224:56 dude yeah jovial some might say oh I'm [ __ ] happy as a [ __ ] Lark yeah I
224:59 [ __ ] happy as a [ __ ] Lark yeah I can tell yeah it it sounds it sounds
225:02 can tell yeah it it sounds it sounds good you're always happiest when you
225:04 good you're always happiest when you curse I know that you know this every
225:05 curse I know that you know this every know you know
225:07 know you know me man when I'm in there getting the
225:09 me man when I'm in there getting the Dickens I'm really giving it oh man
225:12 Dickens I'm really giving it oh man outplayed outplayed oh s yay oh all
225:15 outplayed outplayed oh s yay oh all right just a friendly little nine here
225:18 right just a friendly little nine here uhhuh uh-huh okay change of goddamn
225:20 uhhuh uh-huh okay change of goddamn color barara you [ __ ] okay see you later
225:23 color barara you [ __ ] okay see you later hand cool cool
225:26 hand cool cool cool yeah cool cool all right all right
225:29 cool yeah cool cool all right all right good good play good Play Everybody wow
225:32 good good play good Play Everybody wow what a color change good color look at
225:33 what a color change good color look at that look at that color
225:36 that look at that color [Music]
225:42 change one one did you do that on purpose no what you have did you have
225:44 purpose no what you have did you have yellow
225:55 no I need to remember what cards I have I have sure have to remember I yeah that
226:01 I have sure have to remember I yeah that would sure be a good thing huh Ben my
226:04 would sure be a good thing huh Ben my positive attitude just car I just sailed
226:08 positive attitude just car I just sailed through that all right let me tell and I
226:11 through that all right let me tell and I just got an email from YouTube that my
226:13 just got an email from YouTube that my email about my YouTube video about [ __ ]
226:16 email about my YouTube video about [ __ ] is is suitable for all advertisers wow
226:19 is is suitable for all advertisers wow there you go good thanks manual reviewer
226:22 there you go good thanks manual reviewer that's good to
226:23 that's good to know awesome yeah so shit's shit's cool
226:27 know awesome yeah so shit's shit's cool guys hard shits are cool shit's cool all
226:29 guys hard shits are cool shit's cool all good all good I got one of those n oh
226:33 good all good I got one of those n oh dude lay it on me take this
226:37 dude lay it on me take this bar thank God am I right everybody
226:41 bar thank God am I right everybody Barbara
226:43 Barbara yeah oh
226:45 yeah oh wait what are you doing here come on
226:48 wait what are you doing here come on with Barbara wait oh come on I didn't
226:52 with Barbara wait oh come on I didn't have a
226:53 have a choice oh what are you going to do bar
226:56 choice oh what are you going to do bar me [ __ ] that seems to be exactly what
227:00 me [ __ ] that seems to be exactly what she's going to do I wish I could record
227:02 she's going to do I wish I could record you guys' sound bit cuz I just want
227:05 you guys' sound bit cuz I just want Wade's [ __ ]
227:07 Wade's [ __ ] on my little thing hey that's I'm I'm
227:11 on my little thing hey that's I'm I'm just kidding Wade you don't come on man
227:14 just kidding Wade you don't come on man come on guys come on well hey man yellow
227:18 come on guys come on well hey man yellow that's just too rich for me I can't
227:20 that's just too rich for me I can't afford yellow stuff you know how much
227:22 afford yellow stuff you know how much more expensive yellow stuff is than
227:24 more expensive yellow stuff is than other
227:26 other stuff how about red you like red why
227:28 stuff how about red you like red why that color Red's fine chest in the water
227:32 that color Red's fine chest in the water [ __ ] that's not
227:34 [ __ ] that's not fine f f I regret fine Red's a great
227:38 fine f f I regret fine Red's a great color let's just leave it alone Bara Hey
227:42 color let's just leave it alone Bara Hey listen that's a good color yes
227:53 Barbara wait is there I set that up so godamn
227:59 perfectly oh no
228:01 no oh I don't like that it gives me the
228:03 oh I don't like that it gives me the cards after you've already
228:05 cards after you've already [Laughter]
228:08 [Laughter] won okay Barbara absolutely did that one
228:14 won okay Barbara absolutely did that one yeah I
228:15 yeah I no this is Barb's fault
228:19 no this is Barb's fault nothing [ __ ] you won't cuz you know
228:22 nothing [ __ ] you won't cuz you know what you did
228:30 bar God damn it ah
228:32 it ah [ __ ] oh well this [ __ ] happy peaceful
228:35 [ __ ] oh well this [ __ ] happy peaceful music [ __ ] [ __ ] this is a party
228:41 music [ __ ] [ __ ] this is a party [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] myu that's fine oh my
228:46 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] myu that's fine oh my God my hand played so goddamn
228:49 God my hand played so goddamn beautifully like a [ __ ] violin in the
228:52 beautifully like a [ __ ] violin in the shello of night uhuh yeah
228:57 shello of night uhuh yeah yeah I zero I could [ __ ] you Wade you
229:02 yeah I zero I could [ __ ] you Wade you right shut up you [ __ ] [ __ ]
229:07 right shut up you [ __ ] [ __ ] baruck Barbara you right [ __ ] is [ __ ]
229:11 baruck Barbara you right [ __ ] is [ __ ] Barbara's fault
229:19 am I but am I right though you right oh stop
229:22 stop stop oh come on now hey we're here to
229:25 stop oh come on now hey we're here to have a good time but I'm not trying to
229:27 have a good time but I'm not trying to just let you win like Wade does hey here
229:30 just let you win like Wade does hey here here Bob let's play a [ __ ] game I got
229:34 here Bob let's play a [ __ ] game I got garbage have fun I feel like take it
229:36 garbage have fun I feel like take it back you sounded like you got drunk
229:37 back you sounded like you got drunk halfway through that sentence you B me
229:40 halfway through that sentence you B me me me me me why me why me oh I guess
229:46 me me me me why me why me oh I guess why not me cool right why not me this
229:49 why not me cool right why not me this pretty cool yeah it's fun right why not
229:52 pretty cool yeah it's fun right why not me I don't know [ __ ] four going to be
229:57 me I don't know [ __ ] four going to be play I I would let you win mark but I
229:59 play I I would let you win mark but I have to play this I'm sorry that's okay
230:01 have to play this I'm sorry that's okay I get it I understand all right I think
230:05 I get it I understand all right I think Barbara's probably going to give you the
230:06 Barbara's probably going to give you the victory though I uhoh oh she's going to
230:09 victory though I uhoh oh she's going to try come on Barbara you know what color
230:11 try come on Barbara you know what color it needs to
230:13 it needs to be you say no no I say wait yes Barbara
230:17 be you say no no I say wait yes Barbara no
230:19 no [Applause]
230:34 good unbelievable game Mark what the [ __ ]
230:35 [ __ ] Barbara why everyone but me yeah oh wow
230:41 Barbara why everyone but me yeah oh wow all right that's smk that was a good
230:43 all right that's smk that was a good hand man that was good that was a good
230:45 hand man that was good that was a good game that felt good just said you're
230:48 game that felt good just said you're right godam it yeah uhoh wow why didn't
230:54 right godam it yeah uhoh wow why didn't that's not what I clicked on but
231:04 okay here listen Wayne here I've got a I've got a good hand you can have
231:07 I've got a good hand you can have it oh you you got some special CS in
231:11 it oh you you got some special CS in here let me take a look let me take a
231:14 here let me take a look let me take a look at yeah check check that [ __ ] out
231:15 look at yeah check check that [ __ ] out man that's
231:18 man that's crazy right all
231:20 crazy right all right wait I didn't know you like the
231:22 right wait I didn't know you like the party like this that is nice I kind of
231:25 party like this that is nice I kind of changed my mind actually I want see what
231:27 changed my mind actually I want see what damn [ __ ]
231:31 damn [ __ ] [ __ ] wait do you remember how bad I
231:33 [ __ ] wait do you remember how bad I lost at trouble you just got to take the
231:35 lost at trouble you just got to take the good with the bad man it's fine I'm fine
231:38 good with the bad man it's fine I'm fine okay it's okay bud I just hate Barbara
231:41 okay it's okay bud I just hate Barbara so much you don't sound fine you sound
231:43 so much you don't sound fine you sound like you're having trouble you sound
231:45 like you're having trouble you sound you're you're you're you need to take a
231:47 you're you're you're you need to take a breath you I feel like you're projecting
231:49 breath you I feel like you're projecting a lot of your own insecurities on
231:50 a lot of your own insecurities on Barbara and it's actually definitely oh
231:53 Barbara and it's actually definitely oh yeah yeah come on Dr Phil lay it on me I
231:56 yeah yeah come on Dr Phil lay it on me I I did look wait when you feel when you
231:58 I did look wait when you feel when you feel this rage dude ask yourself who am
232:02 feel this rage dude ask yourself who am I really mad at I think we all know
232:04 I really mad at I think we all know you're mad at yourself
232:06 you're mad at yourself noad why is it green I wanted it green
232:10 noad why is it green I wanted it green that's just deflection no wait you got
232:12 that's just deflection no wait you got to be honest you got to be open with
232:13 to be honest you got to be open with yourself okay Barbara
232:18 yourself okay Barbara isuck
232:20 isuck noting again Wade you're projecting
232:22 noting again Wade you're projecting you're deflecting you're defending
232:26 you're deflecting you're defending barar see but that's not that's not
232:28 barar see but that's not that's not Barbara's fault that's the heart of the
232:30 Barbara's fault that's the heart of the car Barber just why not you cuz you
232:32 car Barber just why not you cuz you blame me for things I'm innoc [ __ ] you
232:34 blame me for things I'm innoc [ __ ] you Barber You're Not Innocent of any of
232:35 Barber You're Not Innocent of any of this I accept your plus4
232:38 this I accept your plus4 mark I AC I guess by the transitive
232:40 mark I AC I guess by the transitive property I also accept your plus4 cuz
232:42 property I also accept your plus4 cuz [ __ ] everything I was going to do all
232:44 [ __ ] everything I was going to do all right well uh that's that's kind of
232:47 right well uh that's that's kind of positive that's something H well wait
232:51 positive that's something H well wait can you do anything about this I don't
232:53 can you do anything about this I don't know I think I think she's got it you
232:56 know I think I think she's got it you really got to pay attention man all
232:58 really got to pay attention man all right how about green does anyone have a
233:00 right how about green does anyone have a yellow two or anyone have a green three
233:03 yellow two or anyone have a green three green you guys have a green three goish
233:07 green you guys have a green three goish it's not goish I was going to play it so
233:08 it's not goish I was going to play it so you can jump
233:10 you can jump in well all right green nine it is I
233:12 in well all right green nine it is I guess what do you got Barber let's watch
233:14 guess what do you got Barber let's watch this see if you win a [ __ ] four [ __ ]
233:16 this see if you win a [ __ ] four [ __ ] you [ __ ] you Barbara yeah wait I still
233:19 you [ __ ] you Barbara yeah wait I still feel like you're you're just you're
233:21 feel like you're you're just you're you're not taking responsibility for
233:22 you're not taking responsibility for your own actions here [ __ ]
233:24 your own actions here [ __ ] responsible as [ __ ] right now hostility
233:27 responsible as [ __ ] right now hostility going on I I just I want to I'm on your
233:30 going on I I just I want to I'm on your side bud you know I want things to work
233:32 side bud you know I want things to work out for you but it's isn't it a blue
233:33 out for you but it's isn't it a blue four so I can't play my [ __ ] red four
233:36 four so I can't play my [ __ ] red four God damn it yeah yeah it's a it's a blue
233:37 God damn it yeah yeah it's a it's a blue four watch out for that you could just
233:39 four watch out for that you could just let Barbara win
233:41 let Barbara win no hey everybody gets a turn why can't
233:44 no hey everybody gets a turn why can't Barbera win yeah [ __ ] she did two games
233:48 Barbera win yeah [ __ ] she did two games ago no I don't remember that oh [ __ ] you
233:52 ago no I don't remember that oh [ __ ] you remember you're just feeling you're just
233:55 remember you're just feeling you're just so angry right now Mar I'm not angry I'm
233:58 so angry right now Mar I'm not angry I'm happy as [ __ ] oh Barbara hey Barbara you
234:01 happy as [ __ ] oh Barbara hey Barbara you know what to do well
234:03 know what to do well she'ss so good in my goddamn loins all
234:07 she'ss so good in my goddamn loins all right that's creepy waade you need to
234:09 right that's creepy waade you need to Cal you need to calm down you know you
234:11 Cal you need to calm down you know you know it what do you got back there Wade
234:14 know it what do you got back there Wade uh two Blues a yellow and a very good
234:17 uh two Blues a yellow and a very good plus four now you were right yeah you
234:19 plus four now you were right yeah you right you're right sure I didn't get to
234:21 right you're right sure I didn't get to jump in cuz [ __ ] everything now I don't
234:23 jump in cuz [ __ ] everything now I don't know now I don't know if it's really you
234:26 know now I don't know if it's really you or the recording that's terrifying you
234:28 or the recording that's terrifying you right you right you right you right you
234:33 right you right you right you right you right oh [ __ ] that thing is hilarious
234:37 right oh [ __ ] that thing is hilarious hey can't wait until all three of us
234:40 hey can't wait until all three of us have one of these things oh Jesus and
234:42 have one of these things oh Jesus and we'll never have to talk again
234:51 M's M's Ed do a challenge where we uh we we have we have to pre-record
234:53 we have we have to pre-record conversations or like like you know
234:56 conversations or like like you know phrases and then try and have a whole
234:57 phrases and then try and have a whole stream where we communicate using only
234:59 stream where we communicate using only the phrases oh that' be great I like
235:02 the phrases oh that' be great I like that idea that's not that's not a good
235:04 that idea that's not that's not a good color W that's a rough that's a it's not
235:06 color W that's a rough that's a it's not a you know what I could use some more
235:08 a you know what I could use some more cards that's what I could
235:10 cards that's what I could use somehow two people just gifted Subs
235:14 use somehow two people just gifted Subs to a [ __ ] Barbara holy sweet Jesus
235:17 to a [ __ ] Barbara holy sweet Jesus chat holy monkeys on a
235:21 chat holy monkeys on a stick uh uhoh I I didn't want to do that
235:24 stick uh uhoh I I didn't want to do that that's just happened oh man all my wild
235:27 that's just happened oh man all my wild draw fours are going to just get spread
235:28 draw fours are going to just get spread around the entire Earth
235:36 [ __ ] all right well let's just get this party started right away yeah I don't
235:38 party started right away yeah I don't have one of those okay never
235:41 have one of those okay never mind I appreciate the sentiment though I
235:43 mind I appreciate the sentiment though I thought we were all just going to [ __ ]
235:45 thought we were all just going to [ __ ] each other right there but I guess not I
235:46 each other right there but I guess not I mean I was ready for the [ __ ] I was
235:48 mean I was ready for the [ __ ] I was going to film the goddamn [ __ ] sequel
235:50 going to film the goddamn [ __ ] sequel sorry Bob all right I don't know why you
235:53 sorry Bob all right I don't know why you assume the worst than me I I'm I'm I'm
235:55 assume the worst than me I I'm I'm I'm here to be your friend man oh I'm here
235:57 here to be your friend man oh I'm here [ __ ] everyone I'm a collector of cards
235:59 [ __ ] everyone I'm a collector of cards I'm here to be your friend he's got blue
236:00 I'm here to be your friend he's got blue and red I feel I'm going to give this to
236:02 and red I feel I'm going to give this to you Bob this is this is going to you
236:03 you Bob this is this is going to you next I feel as though like leave it red
236:07 next I feel as though like leave it red so I can give Bob this card I didn't
236:09 so I can give Bob this card I didn't mean to click that I didn't mean to
236:11 mean to click that I didn't mean to click that actually I'm going to switch
236:13 click that actually I'm going to switch this this around I'll correct your error
236:17 this this around I'll correct your error I'll correct your error if Barbara gets
236:19 I'll correct your error if Barbara gets oh good job bar good way Dam
236:23 oh good job bar good way Dam it
236:25 it no oh yes Barbara please I could have
236:29 no oh yes Barbara please I could have jumped in but I'm gonna let
236:37 Barber good play Barb good play do you see that chat how I gave Barbara the win
236:39 see that chat how I gave Barbara the win there consciously I gave to someone else
236:41 there consciously I gave to someone else openly and without judgment
236:49 I don't think Wade's doing very well yes I
236:53 agree [ __ ]
236:56 [ __ ] [ __ ] all right I'm back man Barbara's
236:59 [ __ ] all right I'm back man Barbara's killing us she's so good at this [ __ ] up
237:02 killing us she's so good at this [ __ ] up I got a you can't deny she's good Wade
237:06 I got a you can't deny she's good Wade she's really doing it she's she's
237:09 she's really doing it she's she's beating us soundly yeah look at that oh
237:12 beating us soundly yeah look at that oh man look at that play at that
237:16 man look at that play at that play
237:26 wait oh I get the play card what a goddamn
237:27 goddamn Miracle it's must be a new year new year
237:31 Miracle it's must be a new year new year new me [ __ ] [ __ ] I feel like you just
237:34 new me [ __ ] [ __ ] I feel like you just needed to take a breath a little bit and
237:36 needed to take a breath a little bit and relax it's fine everything's going
237:38 relax it's fine everything's going everything's going so breathing very
237:40 everything's going so breathing very happily can't you just be happy for our
237:43 happily can't you just be happy for our friend yeah
237:44 friend yeah our friend
237:46 our friend Barbara oh man o that jump in the snappy
237:50 Barbara oh man o that jump in the snappy reflexes
237:51 reflexes wow here
237:54 wow here baby all right that's fair good play man
237:58 baby all right that's fair good play man good play Bud good play all right well I
238:00 good play Bud good play all right well I guess you might get Barbara with the
238:01 guess you might get Barbara with the wild look at
238:03 wild look at that oh wait I had some I had some
238:06 that oh wait I had some I had some winners over there though you sure do
238:09 winners over there though you sure do check that out this is the hand oh thank
238:11 check that out this is the hand oh thank you for playing that particular number
238:12 you for playing that particular number of which you had none yeah that's much
238:15 of which you had none yeah that's much appreci all right well look I was CH I
238:17 appreci all right well look I was CH I was challenging you and you roast the
238:18 was challenging you and you roast the challenge good job bud dude I Roose so
238:21 challenge good job bud dude I Roose so hard look here's another challenge for
238:23 hard look here's another challenge for you can you do F Bar brother there's a
238:24 you can you do F Bar brother there's a goddamn challenge [ __ ] good Play Wade
238:27 goddamn challenge [ __ ] good Play Wade good Play Wade oh wow good play Green
238:30 good Play Wade oh wow good play Green good green is my favorite goddamn color
238:33 good green is my favorite goddamn color yeah do you want to jump in again so
238:35 yeah do you want to jump in again so godamn it oh what another Rose The
238:37 godamn it oh what another Rose The Challenge twice
238:38 Challenge twice inade good draw Wade good job good job
238:41 inade good draw Wade good job good job Wade oh nice jump oh baby
238:45 Wade oh nice jump oh baby oh
238:47 oh [ __ ] man B sweet baby Jesus let me
238:50 [ __ ] man B sweet baby Jesus let me see what you there barara what was it
238:53 see what you there barara what was it what was it what was it I'm not telling
238:55 what was it what was it I'm not telling you now it's mine all she has all yellow
238:57 you now it's mine all she has all yellow though in her hand watch out for that
238:59 though in her hand watch out for that [ __ ] all right well it's not it's not
239:01 [ __ ] all right well it's not it's not either of those things that's
239:05 either of those things that's fine got him I got that [ __ ] oh you got
239:07 fine got him I got that [ __ ] oh you got a first Barbara am I okay who hurt me
239:10 a first Barbara am I okay who hurt me you did
239:11 you did Barbara you did oh good guess Mark good
239:15 Barbara you did oh good guess Mark good guess uh I want the cards you know what
239:18 guess uh I want the cards you know what I don't want such a good hand to be out
239:19 I don't want such a good hand to be out here like this Mark's got two blues oh
239:22 here like this Mark's got two blues oh no no no F you don't know that why why
239:24 no no no F you don't know that why why do you hey you don't sh you don't share
239:26 do you hey you don't sh you don't share what you got you got me out spoiling
239:28 what you got you got me out spoiling what I got and I don't have those you're
239:31 what I got and I don't have those you're lying anyway's got only Blues left don't
239:34 lying anyway's got only Blues left don't don't don't listen to him oh good play
239:36 don't don't listen to him oh good play Barb you might want to listen play it
239:39 Barb you might want to listen play it wow oh dear listening important look at
239:43 wow oh dear listening important look at that
239:44 that well what a
239:51 play make it blue tough call Tough call Tough call I think I'm going to do this
239:52 Tough call I think I'm going to do this guy good got
239:54 guy good got wa stop a yellow see see look at it okay
239:59 wa stop a yellow see see look at it okay he's got a yellow to
240:01 he's got a yellow to everybody you don't know that maybe I
240:04 everybody you don't know that maybe I was
240:06 was bluffing that's uh that's a possibility
240:09 bluffing that's uh that's a possibility you know that's maybe that's a hard
240:11 you know that's maybe that's a hard maybe Barbara Barbara oh my God damn bar
240:15 maybe Barbara Barbara oh my God damn bar do it to him do it to him bar do it to
240:17 do it to him do it to him bar do it to him
240:18 him cool awesome good play good got bar what
240:22 cool awesome good play good got bar what you [ __ ] got oh three blues cuz
240:23 you [ __ ] got oh three blues cuz you're [ __ ] cold [ __ ] God damn it
240:27 you're [ __ ] cold [ __ ] God damn it that's a good that's a good play that's
240:29 that's a good that's a good play that's a that's that's savy what stage of grief
240:31 a that's that's savy what stage of grief do you think you're on right now Wade
240:34 do you think you're on right now Wade you're moving into bargaining left left
240:37 you're moving into bargaining left left one you're leaving anger so
240:40 one you're leaving anger so yeah I'm moving close to whatever crying
240:42 yeah I'm moving close to whatever crying is what stage is
240:45 is what stage is that oh oh good play look at those skips
240:49 that oh oh good play look at those skips stacking them upack take that
240:51 stacking them upack take that Barbara oh does she have it no o she
240:55 Barbara oh does she have it no o she accepted it you know I've got a lot of
240:57 accepted it you know I've got a lot of yellows and plus twos cuz [ __ ]
240:59 yellows and plus twos cuz [ __ ] yourselves cuz go [ __ ] yourselves cuz go
241:01 yourselves cuz go [ __ ] yourselves cuz go [ __ ] yourselves all of us the I feel
241:04 [ __ ] yourselves all of us the I feel like the aggressive that's agressive
241:06 like the aggressive that's agressive barara I think it's now I think you're
241:08 barara I think it's now I think you're lashing out at us and what have we done
241:09 lashing out at us and what have we done to you you all enabled Barbara you put
241:13 to you you all enabled Barbara you put you put the the the Scythe in her hand
241:15 you put the the the Scythe in her hand that she could decapitate me I don't
241:18 that she could decapitate me I don't think that's true you armed the nuke and
241:21 think that's true you armed the nuke and then gave her the nuke
241:24 then gave her the nuke controller yeah yeah okay keep keep
241:27 controller yeah yeah okay keep keep explaining keep explaining wa how how
241:29 explaining keep explaining wa how how does this work you gave her the dirt and
241:32 does this work you gave her the dirt and shovel and my hole and
241:36 shovel and my hole and in I believe you got
241:40 in I believe you got him good play Mark you know what that
241:42 him good play Mark you know what that was a bold move thank you I tried real
241:45 was a bold move thank you I tried real hard got real far did you get so hard or
241:47 hard got real far did you get so hard or get far so I did
241:51 get far so I did yeah you right so hard you you right you
241:57 yeah you right so hard you you right you man oh baby oh B oh got him all right
242:02 man oh baby oh B oh got him all right listen that is an unfortunate
242:10 color it was better than this Barbara challenge it come on oh man she's not
242:12 challenge it come on oh man she's not gonna challenge it yeah no way all right
242:15 gonna challenge it yeah no way all right Wade what you got
242:17 Wade what you got whated well okay I guess I just got
242:20 whated well okay I guess I just got this all right come on now that oh
242:23 this all right come on now that oh that's good nope ah there's a good one
242:27 that's good nope ah there's a good one let's make that
242:28 let's make that happen D no
242:31 happen D no no and what is this nothing happened I
242:35 no and what is this nothing happened I wanted nothing but red cards bye Bob
242:47 oh wow wait are you okay buddy I'm fine how
242:50 wow wait are you okay buddy I'm fine how are you we need to do we need to stop
242:52 are you we need to do we need to stop playing this
242:54 playing this game
242:56 game no oh look at that blue too tough one
242:59 no oh look at that blue too tough one tough
243:00 tough one I think he's going to have to
243:04 one I think he's going to have to draw oh bold move coming out with the
243:07 draw oh bold move coming out with the three look at
243:09 three look at that all right yeah play that that's
243:12 that all right yeah play that that's good well some lose some
243:16 good well some lose some o hey look at that [ __ ] you
243:19 o hey look at that [ __ ] you Barbara there you go have a two happy
243:22 Barbara there you go have a two happy now let's make it red some more I like
243:24 now let's make it red some more I like red I like green I like green I like
243:27 red I like green I like green I like green I like drawing cards Wade waade
243:31 green I like drawing cards Wade waade look at those good cards you're getting
243:33 look at those good cards you're getting though look how valuable those are say
243:35 though look how valuable those are say can you say one nice thing to Barbara
243:37 can you say one nice thing to Barbara just
243:39 just one and it can't be that she not the the
243:42 one and it can't be that she not the the shortest person you've ever seen
243:44 shortest person you've ever seen nice now oh okay oh Mark trying to hand
243:47 nice now oh okay oh Mark trying to hand it over look I got you
243:50 it over look I got you boo wait are you when I look your eyes
243:54 boo wait are you when I look your eyes they are both
243:56 they are both eyes Man cards over there when I look at
244:01 eyes Man cards over there when I look at your smile I hardly notice the
244:04 your smile I hardly notice the tooth all right that's a helmet you got
244:08 tooth all right that's a helmet you got there oh look at that
244:12 there oh look at that wow uh
244:18 yeah I think I know the truth okay that's what I wanted to
244:20 truth okay that's what I wanted to that's a that's a good one that was the
244:23 that's a that's a good one that was the truth all right me I've got I've got the
244:25 truth all right me I've got I've got the truth in my hand Mark does anyone want
244:27 truth in my hand Mark does anyone want the truth of my
244:30 the truth of my hand [ __ ] I don't think I want your
244:32 hand [ __ ] I don't think I want your truth Wade oh I'll give you my truth so
244:36 truth Wade oh I'll give you my truth so truth over here why would you do this oh
244:38 truth over here why would you do this oh why would you do that that's not good
244:40 why would you do that that's not good for me I don't give a [ __ ] what's good
244:42 for me I don't give a [ __ ] what's good for you my friend
244:44 for you my friend that's that's so that's so aggressive
244:46 that's that's so that's so aggressive brother I think you're my brother friend
244:49 brother I think you're my brother friend you're like send a lot of mixed signals
244:51 you're like send a lot of mixed signals here I'm not even the signals are all
244:53 here I'm not even the signals are all the same that's not that's not right Bob
244:56 the same that's not that's not right Bob that's not right oh look at my sweet
244:57 that's not right oh look at my sweet succulent signals friends there we go
245:06 okay well okay all right my turn to draw and join the [ __ ] there oh only one
245:09 and join the [ __ ] there oh only one yay wait your your rage is straight up
245:12 yay wait your your rage is straight up breaking your microphone okay give me
245:14 breaking your microphone okay give me another chance all right calm down I'm
245:17 another chance all right calm down I'm fine how are you deep breaths except
245:20 fine how are you deep breaths except except the love uhuh here's the love oh
245:23 except the love uhuh here's the love oh look at that you know you had the fewest
245:25 look at that you know you had the fewest cards in your hand but that's fine uh
245:27 cards in your hand but that's fine uh thank God we're all back to six again
245:29 thank God we're all back to six again hey it's just like game just started
245:31 hey it's just like game just started again you you right you
245:35 again you you right you right you are
245:41 right get no that's fine that's fine yeah that's fine that's fine wait get
245:43 yeah that's fine that's fine wait get her okay yeah as if you actually you
245:47 her okay yeah as if you actually you would not want me to get
245:49 would not want me to get her to attack bar you knew I had nothing
245:52 her to attack bar you knew I had nothing that was like volleyball you all knew I
245:55 that was like volleyball you all knew I had nothing you said it oh man he's got
245:57 had nothing you said it oh man he's got two draw fours over
245:59 two draw fours over there good God that's quite a hand say
246:03 there good God that's quite a hand say love the way the light shines bar said
246:05 love the way the light shines bar said how sweet I'll say something nice about
246:07 how sweet I'll say something nice about you too I love the way the light shines
246:09 you too I love the way the light shines off the top of your head uhhuh that's
246:12 off the top of your head uhhuh that's what Barbara said to me wow um I didn't
246:16 what Barbara said to me wow um I didn't hear
246:17 hear that so yeah I think you're sort of
246:20 that so yeah I think you're sort of imagining Barbara talking here wait you
246:21 imagining Barbara talking here wait you know she's or she's not a real person
246:23 know she's or she's not a real person right yeah
246:27 right yeah wait you do okay wait you Loos your grip
246:31 wait you do okay wait you Loos your grip a little bit Yeah you
246:33 a little bit Yeah you okay here listen wait I've got a
246:36 okay here listen wait I've got a solution I'm
246:38 solution I'm don't I'm I'm confident how this is
246:42 don't I'm I'm confident how this is going to play out I don't want
246:45 going to play out I don't want that I want my hair wow what a noble
246:48 that I want my hair wow what a noble sacrifice you made Bob I'm really proud
246:50 sacrifice you made Bob I'm really proud of you I did this for my friend really
246:53 of you I did this for my friend really proud of you dare this for you I'm so
246:56 proud of you dare this for you I'm so proud of you Wade did you say thank you
247:01 proud of you Wade did you say thank you [ __ ] you no no that's not it man that's
247:06 [ __ ] you no no that's not it man that's not it man [ __ ] you
247:09 not it man [ __ ] you all you got you got to pick a color
247:11 all you got you got to pick a color there but ah good color good color
247:14 there but ah good color good color oh that's not a good color I don't like
247:16 oh that's not a good color I don't like that color it's all
247:18 that color it's all [Laughter]
247:19 [Laughter] right oh nice nice you still like this
247:22 right oh nice nice you still like this color no I don't like that color that's
247:24 color no I don't like that color that's color is not so good bad for me bad for
247:27 color is not so good bad for me bad for me I'm sorry man all right okay I'll
247:29 me I'm sorry man all right okay I'll take this oh my
247:31 take this oh my goodness you know you could have not
247:33 goodness you know you could have not done that and everyone happier actually
247:36 done that and everyone happier actually I couldn't have not done that that was
247:39 I couldn't have not done that that was you really could have picked a God damn
247:41 you really could have picked a God damn it [ __ ] [ __ ] okay when you put like that
247:44 it [ __ ] [ __ ] okay when you put like that maybe I could have done something
247:45 maybe I could have done something different
247:46 different but here uh Mark do you have a reverse
247:49 but here uh Mark do you have a reverse by chance I don't no okay well play The
247:53 by chance I don't no okay well play The Fours you
247:54 Fours you ask cool not
247:57 ask cool not green cool I love green
248:01 green cool I love green oh oh no Mark listen hey you got some
248:05 oh oh no Mark listen hey you got some real power going on over there okay wow
248:07 real power going on over there okay wow this you got you got a lot of
248:08 this you got you got a lot of responsibility you got to really you got
248:10 responsibility you got to really you got to really you got to really step yeah
248:12 to really you got to really step yeah you got to calm down and be think about
248:14 you got to calm down and be think about it that was a great hand that was stolen
248:16 it that was a great hand that was stolen from me look Mark I'm G to give you
248:19 from me look Mark I'm G to give you apparently a chance to think about what
248:21 apparently a chance to think about what you got I need it I need a little I need
248:23 you got I need it I need a little I need a little looking time don't mind me with
248:26 a little looking time don't mind me with my eight cards I'm just going to [ __ ]
248:28 my eight cards I'm just going to [ __ ] draw there we go oh what a oh thank you
248:32 draw there we go oh what a oh thank you thank you Barbra nice nice Barbara nice
248:36 thank you Barbra nice nice Barbara nice good [ __ ] wow wow all right I'm still
248:40 good [ __ ] wow wow all right I'm still thinking about it still thinking about
248:42 thinking about it still thinking about it all right take down pass it around oh
248:46 it all right take down pass it around oh thanks bud yeah you're [ __ ] much to
248:49 thanks bud yeah you're [ __ ] much to think about what you just succeeded what
248:52 think about what you just succeeded what what do you what do you a mark that's
248:56 what do you what do you a mark that's that's not the best color I mean that's
248:58 that's not the best color I mean that's fine I
248:59 fine I guess team
249:01 guess team here my mine wow well if you're going to
249:06 here my mine wow well if you're going to act like that no calm right you just
249:10 act like that no calm right you just lost him again cuz he has a seven what I
249:13 lost him again cuz he has a seven what I don't have a not anymore Mark you know
249:16 don't have a not anymore Mark you know what to do yeah why I sure do why oh
249:21 what to do yeah why I sure do why oh wow anything but this no draw draw draw
249:24 wow anything but this no draw draw draw please [ __ ] you God damn it oh at least
249:27 please [ __ ] you God damn it oh at least I can play twice thank God for that look
249:30 I can play twice thank God for that look look at those two coming out strong no
249:32 look at those two coming out strong no Barbara no don't lose my plus floor save
249:35 Barbara no don't lose my plus floor save it she's got a red and a plus
249:37 it she's got a red and a plus Flor plus floor all right well I'm going
249:40 Flor plus floor all right well I'm going to go with that then you know good one
249:42 to go with that then you know good one just for fun
249:44 just for fun no no no no oh oh man no choice no
249:49 no no no no oh oh man no choice no choice wow why are you guys such [ __ ]
249:52 choice wow why are you guys such [ __ ] what do you mean we're on the same team
249:55 what do you mean we're on the same team being that we're not on teams you're
249:58 being that we're not on teams you're [ __ ] loving Barber's [ __ ] while
250:00 [ __ ] loving Barber's [ __ ] while she shits all over my face bar do you
250:03 she shits all over my face bar do you have any do you have any threes fours or
250:05 have any do you have any threes fours or sixes uh no well I'm just going to Short
250:09 sixes uh no well I'm just going to Short Circuit this then all right fair enough
250:12 Circuit this then all right fair enough well done well all right good job
250:14 well done well all right good job Barbara good job bar job well done that
250:19 Barbara good job bar job well done that was a good
250:21 was a good one that was a hard fought game you know
250:24 one that was a hard fought game you know I went on and on proud of you and
250:32 us anyway
250:34 anyway wait what the [ __ ] do you want
250:44 recording God damn it tow what the [ __ ] here here here here calm down calm down
250:46 here here here here calm down calm down calm down here calm down I'll just fall
250:48 calm down here calm down I'll just fall on that grenade for you right now it's
250:49 on that grenade for you right now it's okay what is this head
251:01 St oh might as well pick one of the only colors I [ __ ] got how about the
251:11 blue I uh you you doing all right yeah you feel oh thank you thank you Mark my
251:13 you feel oh thank you thank you Mark my good friend for making it green one of
251:15 good friend for making it green one of the goddamn colors of the [ __ ] I
251:17 the goddamn colors of the [ __ ] I don't have you're welcome oh my god look
251:20 don't have you're welcome oh my god look your problem
251:28 solved go ahead play one of the three goddamn cards you got I got I got one of
251:31 goddamn cards you got I got I got one of those it's all right what why did you
251:34 those it's all right what why did you get to go again I'm confused Barbara
251:36 get to go again I'm confused Barbara jumped in oh
251:38 jumped in oh okay
251:40 okay wee wo hand him around look you got your
251:44 wee wo hand him around look you got your hand back we so you can calm down it's
251:46 hand back we so you can calm down it's fine everything's fine this is a pretty
251:49 fine everything's fine this is a pretty good one I'll let you if you want it or
251:51 good one I'll let you if you want it or not you have another seven and [ __ ]
251:53 not you have another seven and [ __ ] take it back damn n I'll save that I
251:57 take it back damn n I'll save that I like having fun wait till I'm close to
251:58 like having fun wait till I'm close to winning then Crush my dreams
252:00 winning then Crush my dreams again pretty much oh no Barber's going
252:03 again pretty much oh no Barber's going to do it for me wow harsh play tough
252:05 to do it for me wow harsh play tough play Barber coming in real spicy there
252:08 play Barber coming in real spicy there ooh ah ooh tough play
252:14 ooh ah ooh tough play feel like you had a blue though well the
252:16 feel like you had a blue though well the world will never [ __ ] know now will
252:18 world will never [ __ ] know now will it yeah apparently I clicked the wrong
252:20 it yeah apparently I clicked the wrong button that's fine all right people make
252:23 button that's fine all right people make mistakes okay sorry you can you can
252:27 mistakes okay sorry you can you can click on it you know I know but I
252:30 click on it you know I know but I panicked all right I just wasn't
252:32 panicked all right I just wasn't prepared for it to be nice to oh Barber
252:34 prepared for it to be nice to oh Barber don't you dare draw don't you dare oh
252:37 don't you dare draw don't you dare oh good good play
252:39 good good play barboo a very well prepared Pro my
252:43 barboo a very well prepared Pro my [ __ ] hand
252:45 [ __ ] hand bar now is the time on spocket wheny
252:50 bar now is the time on spocket wheny [ __ ]
252:52 [ __ ] bar I think we all know what's going to
252:56 bar I think we all know what's going to happen yeah it's all right it's all
252:58 happen yeah it's all right it's all right it's all right it's okay it's all
253:07 right out of his mind nice bud I didn't have any yellow
253:10 mind nice bud I didn't have any yellow so you really saved me there I know I
253:12 so you really saved me there I know I did
253:13 did Haya oh got her no no no no no no got
253:18 Haya oh got her no no no no no no got him man if only you had kept that draw
253:21 him man if only you had kept that draw too yeah that's so [ __ ] Savage damn
253:26 too yeah that's so [ __ ] Savage damn you really ruined it that's a that's
253:28 you really ruined it that's a that's rough man woo that's a spicy meatball
253:32 rough man woo that's a spicy meatball that's what that is oh what you going to
253:34 that's what that is oh what you going to do great pick oh yeah mean you got some
253:39 do great pick oh yeah mean you got some Reds go for it oh I got some Reds bud
253:51 wo it's scary when wa goes quiet but he's not actually muted it's concerting
253:54 he's not actually muted it's concerting in a different way I think he mutes his
253:55 in a different way I think he mutes his mic I think it's okay that's probably
253:57 mic I think it's okay that's probably fine he's probably thanking like donos
253:59 fine he's probably thanking like donos or something like that probably
254:01 or something like that probably connecting with audience I'm just glad
254:02 connecting with audience I'm just glad that I'm not the only one who had to
254:03 that I'm not the only one who had to live through this with my whole trouble
254:05 live through this with my whole trouble experience only Dono I've had is [ __ ]
254:09 experience only Dono I've had is [ __ ] Barbara well I don't know if you're
254:11 Barbara well I don't know if you're allowed to donate for that on on on
254:13 allowed to donate for that on on on Twitch look you need to calm down Wade
254:15 Twitch look you need to calm down Wade I'm just going to let Mark go for a
254:16 I'm just going to let Mark go for a second I I think I think what Wade
254:18 second I I think I think what Wade really is asking for than Bud whoa look
254:20 really is asking for than Bud whoa look at that I think what Wade's really
254:22 at that I think what Wade's really asking for is a bunch of bits in honor
254:24 asking for is a bunch of bits in honor of Barbara and I mean I don't want
254:28 of Barbara and I mean I don't want anything there's no amount of [ __ ]
254:30 anything there's no amount of [ __ ] money bar bullshit. tv/ minion777 and
254:35 money bar bullshit. tv/ minion777 and let them let Wade know how much you love
254:36 let them let Wade know how much you love Barbara yeah cuz I mean this is a game
254:39 Barbara yeah cuz I mean this is a game of togetherness oh good play bar this is
254:42 of togetherness oh good play bar this is not a game of togetherness this is a
254:44 not a game of togetherness this is a game you can do it Barb oh can you do it
254:47 game you can do it Barb oh can you do it no I tried I tried here wait you try you
254:51 no I tried I tried here wait you try you try you try you try can you got this
254:54 try you try you try can you got this fight her off yeah that's the
254:56 fight her off yeah that's the spirit a oh all right oh Barbara donated
255:02 spirit a oh all right oh Barbara donated again I'm worried about you wait you
255:03 again I'm worried about you wait you need get your sodium levels checked oh
255:06 need get your sodium levels checked oh Barb it's your time it's your oh it's
255:09 Barb it's your time it's your oh it's still your time Barb still your time
255:10 still your time Barb still your time Barb everyone wants you to play even way
255:13 Barb everyone wants you to play even way oh oh M the bar
255:18 oh oh M the bar [ __ ] oh wow wait you going to read
255:21 [ __ ] oh wow wait you going to read those Dons you got to pay loyalty to
255:22 those Dons you got to pay loyalty to your audience Barbara bits bit [ __ ]
255:25 your audience Barbara bits bit [ __ ] godamn it what is this I don't want it
255:27 godamn it what is this I don't want it take it back can I refund bits I don't
255:30 take it back can I refund bits I don't think so
255:47 well this well well oh wow that's weird don't worry about it what's uh what's
255:50 don't worry about it what's uh what's Barb what's Barb got over there I
255:53 Barb what's Barb got over there I forget oh but well I'll remember for you
255:56 forget oh but well I'll remember for you I can't remember it's a red five there
255:59 I can't remember it's a red five there we go that was it that was the one that
256:01 we go that was it that was the one that was the
256:02 was the one that was it all right
256:08 one that was it all right wait ah good play good play man oh well
256:12 wait ah good play good play man oh well all all right this is okay
256:16 all all right this is okay ha I I was right behind
256:19 ha I I was right behind you I wasn't going to let that [ __ ]
256:22 you I wasn't going to let that [ __ ] through well I don't have any Reds ah
256:25 through well I don't have any Reds ah I'm just kidding I've got some Reds
256:27 I'm just kidding I've got some Reds mother [ __ ] no it's okay man just play
256:31 mother [ __ ] no it's okay man just play your own well apparently not yeah there
256:34 your own well apparently not yeah there goes her five that we knew she had
256:35 goes her five that we knew she had listen what she got Now list no one
256:37 listen what she got Now list no one [ __ ] knows listen it's okay not
256:39 [ __ ] knows listen it's okay not knowing thank you Mark and Bob for
256:41 knowing thank you Mark and Bob for encouraging all the goddamn
256:43 encouraging all the goddamn came in hey you're getting all these
256:45 came in hey you're getting all these bits I wish I was getting bits man I'm
256:47 bits I wish I was getting bits man I'm 500 goddamn hairs that just fell out are
256:48 500 goddamn hairs that just fell out are definitely worth the six bucks gone
256:51 definitely worth the six bucks gone anyway here we go again back to the
256:53 anyway here we go again back to the start of the game ladies and gentlemen
256:55 start of the game ladies and gentlemen there you go all right let's play some
256:57 there you go all right let's play some Uno oh I just want it to
257:00 Uno oh I just want it to end why I don't have any goddamn
257:05 end why I don't have any goddamn Reds let's just play Red
257:08 Reds let's just play Red unfortunate oh you said you don't have
257:09 unfortunate oh you said you don't have red sorry sorry yeah yeah Green's good
257:12 red sorry sorry yeah yeah Green's good Green's good
257:14 Green's good aharen not that now that I think about
257:17 aharen not that now that I think about it Green's not that good ah man I was
257:19 it Green's not that good ah man I was really bad I was happier the green then
257:21 really bad I was happier the green then I Blue's fine Blue's fine Blue's fine
257:23 I Blue's fine Blue's fine Blue's fine how do you like blue
257:25 how do you like blue Wade like that I like it
257:29 Wade like that I like it blastic whoa wow you guys are really
257:32 blastic whoa wow you guys are really coming in here oh we're so aggressive oh
257:34 coming in here oh we're so aggressive oh thank you for the bits for Barbara thank
257:36 thank you for the bits for Barbara thank you KR thank you so much I remember all
257:38 you KR thank you so much I remember all of your names and goddamn naughty list
257:48 there you go there's some yeah some team good move good move good move I not for
257:51 good move good move good move I not for me though oh well no you'll get
257:54 me though oh well no you'll get something you'll get something keep keep
257:56 something you'll get something keep keep keep diing all
257:58 keep diing all right okay
258:00 right okay hey play are you [ __ ] me yeah I am
258:08 why what's this do it just copies the last card great
258:11 do it just copies the last card great let's keep it red [ __ ] well good
258:14 let's keep it red [ __ ] well good Play Ooh Savage play how about that oh
258:18 Play Ooh Savage play how about that oh all right good [ __ ] play Let's play
258:21 all right good [ __ ] play Let's play that no let's play that no let's play
258:23 that no let's play that no let's play that all
258:29 right oh Barbara just donated a dollar and
258:32 oh Barbara just donated a dollar and said it's all [ __ ] Barbara's fault
258:34 said it's all [ __ ] Barbara's fault you
258:37 you right this is Barbara's fault stop what
258:41 right this is Barbara's fault stop what no you don't want the second part of
258:43 no you don't want the second part of that but he right when he right he right
258:47 that but he right when he right he right I I can't do it I can't do
258:50 I I can't do it I can't do it
258:51 it man Savage plays coming out of Barbara's
258:54 man Savage plays coming out of Barbara's Corner over
258:56 Corner over there man oh man all right that's
258:59 there man oh man all right that's that'll
259:05 suffice got any blue Forest white oh have some fun okay cool have
259:09 white oh have some fun okay cool have fun with all those oh God
259:15 yeah I sitting there staring at what the hell am I going to do with this hand I
259:18 hell am I going to do with this hand I guess I'll just take it go
259:21 guess I'll just take it go wait stuff in there well that's not
259:23 wait stuff in there well that's not that's rude that's none of my business
259:26 that's rude that's none of my business ready for a whole of rudess
259:29 ready for a whole of rudess then oh boy well I'm keeping that one
259:33 then oh boy well I'm keeping that one well oh man oh man there
259:47 Barb it was fun it was fun Mark but here you can have back sure you don't want to
259:48 you can have back sure you don't want to keep it all right well oh I'm sure maybe
259:51 keep it all right well oh I'm sure maybe I did I forgot how
259:54 I did I forgot how this than
259:56 this than Barbers oh you're really going to enjoy
259:58 Barbers oh you're really going to enjoy that hand though waade come on come on
260:01 that hand though waade come on come on bud bar don't [ __ ] me oh bar that's
260:05 bud bar don't [ __ ] me oh bar that's harsh that's harsh that's like top level
260:08 harsh that's harsh that's like top level [ __ ] right there woo did you pay for
260:11 [ __ ] right there woo did you pay for that oh man extra ST wow well and it's
260:15 that oh man extra ST wow well and it's blue too that's not a good color ah no
260:19 blue too that's not a good color ah no oh there we go nice yeah nice nice
260:23 oh there we go nice yeah nice nice thanks man get them Barb
260:25 thanks man get them Barb bar come on Wade play something
260:29 bar come on Wade play something anything come
260:31 anything come on I'm sorry I just got bits the say
260:33 on I'm sorry I just got bits the say they were for Barbie titties instead of
260:35 they were for Barbie titties instead of Barbara bits I don't know what that
260:37 Barbara bits I don't know what that means I don't know what that means
260:39 means I don't know what that means either that's interesting either yeah
260:40 either that's interesting either yeah that's a little that's a little odd
260:48 yeah why is everyone on the goddamn team Barbara she's been an [ __ ] to
260:49 Barbara she's been an [ __ ] to everybody no
260:51 everybody no no shade thank you for the donation
260:54 no shade thank you for the donation here's some money take Barbara out for a
260:55 here's some money take Barbara out for a wonderful night yeah [ __ ] $5 get her
260:57 wonderful night yeah [ __ ] $5 get her a goddamn foot long well that sounds
261:00 a goddamn foot long well that sounds weird I'll get her two burgers Wendy's
261:04 weird I'll get her two burgers Wendy's two Wendy's burgers yeah uhhuh you know
261:07 two Wendy's burgers yeah uhhuh you know wait you and Barb can do whatever you
261:08 wait you and Barb can do whatever you want you're will I assume oh my God wo
261:12 want you're will I assume oh my God wo woo there's no way [ __ ] you I thought so
261:16 woo there's no way [ __ ] you I thought so you still take four that's fine you you
261:18 you still take four that's fine you you still take four you do do good it come
261:21 still take four you do do good it come on man I'm not I'm not getting Savaged
261:23 on man I'm not I'm not getting Savaged here all on my what is this hand of mine
261:26 here all on my what is this hand of mine what is this [ __ ] that I looking at
261:29 what is this [ __ ] that I looking at there's a four for you Mark just Cal you
261:31 there's a four for you Mark just Cal you will you calm this down will you bring
261:33 will you calm this down will you bring this back to order I will that nine was
261:35 this back to order I will that nine was a smart play o thank you that green that
261:38 a smart play o thank you that green that green switch though look at that
261:44 I feel like nothing's a good choice at this point terrible God oh I'll take it
261:48 this point terrible God oh I'll take it back take it back you can have it you
261:51 back take it back you can have it you can have that thanks for burning that
261:53 can have that thanks for burning that seven yeah you're welcome you can have
261:55 seven yeah you're welcome you can have it back now I you can think about that
261:58 it back now I you can think about that hand for a
262:00 hand for a turn that hand B feel bad Bob go
262:03 turn that hand B feel bad Bob go again not talk about your hand for a
262:06 again not talk about your hand for a turn no that's what don't don't be don't
262:09 turn no that's what don't don't be don't be mean don't be mean that's all I'm
262:11 be mean don't be mean that's all I'm saying that's just slap little slap on
262:13 saying that's just slap little slap on the wrist that's general rule life don't
262:15 the wrist that's general rule life don't be mean and and wait I feel like you're
262:16 be mean and and wait I feel like you're being mean don't be mean yeah don't be
262:23 mean wait there you go easy when you don't
262:26 wait there you go easy when you don't have something nice to say
262:29 have something nice to say oh oh oh wow sweet jeez goodness cool
262:35 oh oh oh wow sweet jeez goodness cool the spicy beans oh no I away for two
262:37 the spicy beans oh no I away for two seconds what the [ __ ] happened wow wowe
262:40 seconds what the [ __ ] happened wow wowe wow wow what all right blue Blue's good
262:44 wow wow what all right blue Blue's good okay who's [ __ ] you Barbara take this
262:46 okay who's [ __ ] you Barbara take this goddamn
262:47 goddamn [ __ ] I don't know if you really want
262:49 [ __ ] I don't know if you really want her hand
262:51 her hand either oh oh Barb what are you going to
262:53 either oh oh Barb what are you going to do to me oh Barb that's rough all
262:57 do to me oh Barb that's rough all right Mark you want to play you want to
262:59 right Mark you want to play you want to play a game what kind of game
263:03 play a game what kind of game no no Mark it's it's you'll see you'll
263:05 no no Mark it's it's you'll see you'll see you'll see all right what who am I I
263:08 see you'll see all right what who am I I don't know how to play this game do I
263:10 don't know how to play this game do I take it back whoever you want you can't
263:11 take it back whoever you want you can't lose no you can't lose me Wade mostly
263:14 lose no you can't lose me Wade mostly Wade no don't do that no don't do that
263:18 Wade no don't do that no don't do that why are you losing to Bob Bob's always
263:20 why are you losing to Bob Bob's always trustworthy he's the nice one he's
263:23 trustworthy he's the nice one he's trustworthy one I'm I'm like the the
263:25 trustworthy one I'm I'm like the the friendly news people I'm always somebody
263:27 friendly news people I'm always somebody could have jumped in and saved my ass
263:29 could have jumped in and saved my ass there I could have jumped in why would I
263:31 there I could have jumped in why would I possibly waste an extra draw too hey hey
263:33 possibly waste an extra draw too hey hey hey Bob you want to play a game oh I
263:35 hey Bob you want to play a game oh I can't play G I love games I thought I
263:38 can't play G I love games I thought I could play a game ST stop I play a game
263:40 could play a game ST stop I play a game that's a good game I like that game what
263:42 that's a good game I like that game what in the [ __ ] just I'm trying to make sure
263:44 in the [ __ ] just I'm trying to make sure we don't run out of cards wait I want to
263:46 we don't run out of cards wait I want to keep this going as long as
263:49 keep this going as long as possible oh nice nice nice wow these are
263:53 possible oh nice nice nice wow these are oh H huh well you got your hand back
263:56 oh H huh well you got your hand back Mark that's
263:57 Mark that's cool play one of those that's good all
264:00 cool play one of those that's good all right followed up with one of those what
264:04 right followed up with one of those what she got that okay that's fine all right
264:09 she got that okay that's fine all right nobody [ __ ] with way just leave
264:20 no it's still okay it's still okay it's still okay well done you [ __ ] you [ __ ]
264:26 still okay well done you [ __ ] you [ __ ] Barbara we just let you win let me let
264:29 Barbara we just let you win let me let me let me let let me did you did you win
264:34 me let me let let me did you did you win by something that you did yes all right
264:38 by something that you did yes all right how do I open the overlay and [ __ ]
264:41 how do I open the overlay and [ __ ] shift F2 okay there we go yeah Al
264:48 F4 got him I hate you okay I'm
264:52 him I hate you okay I'm joining all right here we go it was
264:54 joining all right here we go it was funny I hate you I hate hey look all our
264:57 funny I hate you I hate hey look all our pictures are there yeah really into
265:01 pictures are there yeah really into Bob's middle fingers yeah it's actually
265:04 Bob's middle fingers yeah it's actually it looks like it's my middle finger but
265:06 it looks like it's my middle finger but it's those are my pointer fingers it's
265:08 it's those are my pointer fingers it's just the perspective is wrong oh huh
265:11 just the perspective is wrong oh huh yeah I actually only have three fingers
265:13 yeah I actually only have three fingers on the the main part of my hands all
265:16 on the the main part of my hands all right I'm I'm going to need people to
265:17 right I'm I'm going to need people to inform me if my if
265:20 inform me if my if my I assume that's happening a lot no no
265:23 my I assume that's happening a lot no no I no my alerts aren't on I need to
265:25 I no my alerts aren't on I need to people to inform me if the game is too
265:27 people to inform me if the game is too loud versus you guys' voices because I I
265:29 loud versus you guys' voices because I I think I got it but I just want to be
265:31 think I got it but I just want to be sure I don't mean to brag mods but I
265:33 sure I don't mean to brag mods but I changed the game on stream myself Mod
265:35 changed the game on stream myself Mod change my game I did I did that a long
265:39 change my game I did I did that a long time
265:40 time ago it's not hard mods do it you can do
265:44 ago it's not hard mods do it you can do it if you believe in yourself or if you
265:46 it if you believe in yourself or if you believe in love you just have to believe
265:49 believe in love you just have to believe what the [ __ ] swag not Barbara God I
265:51 what the [ __ ] swag not Barbara God I don't know who swaggy is and I don't
265:53 don't know who swaggy is and I don't care swagy can't be that bad swaggy
265:55 care swagy can't be that bad swaggy could be that bad I don't I don't think
265:57 could be that bad I don't I don't think you understand how why you Bara why' you
266:00 you understand how why you Bara why' you do that Bob I had a move I literally I
266:03 do that Bob I had a move I literally I literally had nothing else I could do
266:05 literally had nothing else I could do you had whatever I I want a little bit
266:08 you had whatever I I want a little bit of fairness I just want a little bit a
266:10 of fairness I just want a little bit a little bit of fairness and why did you
266:12 little bit of fairness and why did you do that Mark why you change color
266:14 do that Mark why you change color because I this is what I wanted in the
266:15 because I this is what I wanted in the first place [ __ ] you I got to God okay
266:18 first place [ __ ] you I got to God okay it's
266:24 okay uh I mean I I need to draw twoo but I'm not going to
266:25 I'm not going to oo uh uh uh-huh
266:28 oo uh uh uh-huh uh-huh you take swagy I'm not going to
266:31 uh-huh you take swagy I'm not going to make enemies yet you're not going to
266:33 make enemies yet you're not going to make enemies yet you're you made an
266:35 make enemies yet you're you made an enemy this day I'm going to be
266:37 enemy this day I'm going to be neutral be neutral for at least another
266:39 neutral be neutral for at least another I don't have any goddamn blue still I
266:41 I don't have any goddamn blue still I can't help you every wait wait dial it
266:45 can't help you every wait wait dial it back we're playing Uno for like 9 hours
266:47 back we're playing Uno for like 9 hours today okay you need to calm down yeah
266:48 today okay you need to calm down yeah you got to pace yourself if this is how
266:50 you got to pace yourself if this is how go that high for nine hours on this game
266:53 go that high for nine hours on this game all right so this game God damn it it
266:55 all right so this game God damn it it was my turn oh [ __ ] all right so uh 50
266:59 was my turn oh [ __ ] all right so uh 50 gifted Subs uh whoever wins everyone
267:01 gifted Subs uh whoever wins everyone else has to gift 50 Subs to that person
267:03 else has to gift 50 Subs to that person right that's how this works I don't I
267:05 right that's how this works I don't I can't it's my birthday so I 150 bucks uh
267:10 can't it's my birthday so I 150 bucks uh wouldn't it be 250 no it would be oh
267:13 wouldn't it be 250 no it would be oh Lord oh [ __ ] yeah uh you might get one
267:16 Lord oh [ __ ] yeah uh you might get one gifted sub from
267:18 gifted sub from me uh I will gift one of the numbers in
267:22 me uh I will gift one of the numbers in that number I will gift that amount of
267:24 that number I will gift that amount of Subs oh boy okay okay wait don't wait
267:29 Subs oh boy okay okay wait don't wait here buddy this is for you all right
267:33 here buddy this is for you all right thanks
267:34 thanks man why did you have this many
267:38 man why did you have this many sevens draw
267:45 yellow no oh wait no hang on wait no that's he doesn't have
267:52 yellow any went jump in all right you won't no balls man I
267:57 in all right you won't no balls man I appreciate the odd [ __ ] wait Mark I had
268:00 appreciate the odd [ __ ] wait Mark I had to play Oh I care oh boy oh
268:04 to play Oh I care oh boy oh no yeahuh not so good it's definitely
268:08 no yeahuh not so good it's definitely not yellow make it yellow to punish meuh
268:10 not yellow make it yellow to punish meuh yeah okay uh-huh oh
268:13 yeah okay uh-huh oh oh I I can do this
268:23 no Yus red red red red red red red [ __ ] you I
268:25 you I blw wait all I think swaggy's in the
268:28 blw wait all I think swaggy's in the call uhhuh swag's not swaggy get in here
268:31 call uhhuh swag's not swaggy get in here what are you
268:32 what are you doing well swagy
268:35 doing well swagy might oh no no come on no no not like
268:38 might oh no no come on no no not like this no not like this come on no not
268:41 this no not like this come on no not like this not like this well played well
268:43 like this not like this well played well played good GG [ __ ] you I can't believe
268:47 played good GG [ __ ] you I can't believe it actually was yellow what the what red
268:50 it actually was yellow what the what red red red red red red red you want red all
268:52 red red red red red red you want red all what do you do oh red red Yes red red
268:54 what do you do oh red red Yes red red red red well now I'm not going to do it
268:56 red red well now I'm not going to do it what he has yellow just had his car well
268:59 what he has yellow just had his car well I mean he's not going to go I was going
269:02 I mean he's not going to go I was going to give it to you but I'm not going to
269:03 to give it to you but I'm not going to give it to Bob again God damn it what's
269:06 give it to Bob again God damn it what's your problem what's your problem man we
269:08 your problem what's your problem man we just started what is that oh it tells us
269:11 just started what is that oh it tells us what it is that does okay says
269:15 what it is that does okay says woohoo
269:18 woohoo yay wait I need I just need a promise
269:21 yay wait I need I just need a promise from you that you're just going to
269:22 from you that you're just going to you're going to hold it together and
269:24 you're going to hold it together and you're just going to really like try I'm
269:26 you're just going to really like try I'm held you're going to try to be try to be
269:29 held you're going to try to be try to be the man that we all know you can be it's
269:31 the man that we all know you can be it's your birthday tomorrow you need to
269:33 your birthday tomorrow you need to really yeah it is you really need what
269:37 really yeah it is you really need what about that oh come
269:40 about that oh come on a [ __ ]
269:42 on a [ __ ] oh what the
269:45 oh what the [ __ ] swaggy are you [ __ ] me coming
269:48 [ __ ] swaggy are you [ __ ] me coming in hot with the barbar a [ __ ] swagy
269:53 in hot with the barbar a [ __ ] swagy oh iot this is uno RP where Barbara's
269:56 oh iot this is uno RP where Barbara's got her own [ __ ] alternate identity
269:59 got her own [ __ ] alternate identity God damn it all right what are you going
270:01 God damn it all right what are you going to do there K this immediately right
270:02 to do there K this immediately right back please I'm asking you as a friend
270:05 back please I'm asking you as a friend wow at well when you say it like that
270:09 wow at well when you say it like that how can I not oh thank you thank you I
270:11 how can I not oh thank you thank you I appreciate that man wait a
270:21 minute did you seriously just believe me yes you were so I was like well tomorrow
270:23 yes you were so I was like well tomorrow is my birthday and swaggy just [ __ ] me
270:26 is my birthday and swaggy just [ __ ] me maybe oh my god well okay here's a big
270:29 maybe oh my god well okay here's a big [ __ ] you from me to you then friend
270:31 [ __ ] you from me to you then friend challenge him challenge him it can't
270:33 challenge him challenge him it can't possibly be there I know I know what he
270:34 possibly be there I know I know what he has no you don't know what he had what
270:36 has no you don't know what he had what are you talking about just so that
270:38 are you talking about just so that there's not two Uno hands I'm going to
270:40 there's not two Uno hands I'm going to challenge but I knew we didn't have any
270:43 challenge but I knew we didn't have any yellows okay all right okay all right
270:45 yellows okay all right okay all right guys who are Henry Jimmy and Tommy is
270:48 guys who are Henry Jimmy and Tommy is that a thing is that a reference to
270:49 that a thing is that a reference to something yeah you don't know them uh oh
270:51 something yeah you don't know them uh oh no wait hang on GTA role play Mark is
270:54 no wait hang on GTA role play Mark is Henry Bob is Jimmy Wade is Tommy is what
270:57 Henry Bob is Jimmy Wade is Tommy is what I just told who what I don't know who
271:00 I just told who what I don't know who these are oh God why who who is that why
271:04 these are oh God why who who is that why am I what the
271:06 am I what the hell SK [ __ ] turn you know what waade
271:09 hell SK [ __ ] turn you know what waade there you go my bro not yet you don't no
271:15 oh swaggy [ __ ] you I really tried to give
271:18 swaggy [ __ ] you I really tried to give it to you
271:20 it to you too I tried to let you give it to me and
271:23 too I tried to let you give it to me and then Mark put his dick in my ass I did
271:26 then Mark put his dick in my ass I did not put my dick in your ass I want to be
271:27 not put my dick in your ass I want to be very clear right in Bob was like sliding
271:30 very clear right in Bob was like sliding right into the DM you whipped his dick
271:32 right into the DM you whipped his dick with yours and SL a li that's a lie I
271:34 with yours and SL a li that's a lie I didn't do that that's not what I did you
271:37 didn't do that that's not what I did you dick whipped his pee PE and then you put
271:39 dick whipped his pee PE and then you put it in my boob I put it in your boob
271:42 it in my boob I put it in your boob yeah I just want to be clear what the
271:44 yeah I just want to be clear what the hell you're talking about hang on wait
271:45 hell you're talking about hang on wait you heard me [ __ ] you swagy eat my blue
271:50 you heard me [ __ ] you swagy eat my blue [ __ ] you could have said
271:59 balls oh my goodness suck this Bob eat my blue baskets oh yeah yeah normally
272:02 my blue baskets oh yeah yeah normally mark would have owed me 50 gifted Subs
272:04 mark would have owed me 50 gifted Subs there but I to do do you want me to do
272:07 there but I to do do you want me to do you want to go down this road do you
272:09 you want to go down this road do you want do you want to go down this road
272:12 want do you want to go down this road I reading a comment in my chat no I
272:15 I reading a comment in my chat no I can't just trying to guil to it I don't
272:18 can't just trying to guil to it I don't have 250 Swit to replay you would have
272:21 have 250 Swit to replay you would have to do it too so like let's both both G
272:24 to do it too so like let's both both G we're good we are all good we can low
272:26 we're good we are all good we can low stakes this what if you just go on a
272:27 stakes this what if you just go on a sweet winning Street hi oh [ __ ] oh God
272:30 sweet winning Street hi oh [ __ ] oh God then if I even one loss would make me go
272:33 then if I even one loss would make me go broke
272:35 broke how oh [ __ ]
272:38 how oh [ __ ] how man are you okay are you able to
272:41 how man are you okay are you able to like buy food are you can we hry Jimmy
272:44 like buy food are you can we hry Jimmy and Tom T Tom Tom what the hell happened
272:47 and Tom T Tom Tom what the hell happened to me Tommy are from Good
272:54 Fellas okay shut up shut up why swaggy
272:59 okay shut up shut up why swaggy why dude are you are things okay over
273:03 why dude are you are things okay over there wait are you do you need help are
273:06 there wait are you do you need help are you okay putp Jimmy put pie thank you oh
273:09 you okay putp Jimmy put pie thank you oh I'm not muted shut up
273:21 [Laughter] wait who hurt you what's
273:28 wrong shut up iie just
273:30 iie just leave is it weird that they say pot pie
273:33 leave is it weird that they say pot pie pie I just like saying it like that yeah
273:36 pie I just like saying it like that yeah F yeah that's a little weird that's not
273:38 F yeah that's a little weird that's not the part I'm laughing at though fun it's
273:40 the part I'm laughing at though fun it's just P pie you know yeah yeah
273:46 papy papy Pap may we go to the park today Pap
273:50 papy Pap may we go to the park today Pap why does my nightbot keep saying I'm
273:52 why does my nightbot keep saying I'm dead nightbot what the [ __ ] happened to
273:59 you why do my nightbot keep saying it's Dad who did this to my nightbot I don't
274:02 Dad who did this to my nightbot I don't know man I I'm just going to keep I'm
274:04 know man I I'm just going to keep I'm just going to keep doing this until I no
274:07 just going to keep doing this until I no not blue not blue not blue not blue give
274:09 not blue not blue not blue not blue give me another one yes perfect oh I can't
274:12 me another one yes perfect oh I can't jump in on that [ __ ] [ __ ] every [ __ ]
274:17 jump in on that [ __ ] [ __ ] every [ __ ] mother
274:18 mother oh wow we got to get rid of one card
274:21 oh wow we got to get rid of one card that's great great the both give up
274:24 that's great great the both give up thank you Bob you sa you [ __ ] me Bob
274:26 thank you Bob you sa you [ __ ] me Bob are you you Sav me Bob [ __ ] me right
274:28 are you you Sav me Bob [ __ ] me right now with my godamn I did that for you my
274:31 now with my godamn I did that for you my friend thank you oh my God I'm not
274:35 friend thank you oh my God I'm not trying to be mean to you Wade I'm trying
274:37 trying to be mean to you Wade I'm trying to be nice to you okay I feel like you
274:40 to be nice to you okay I feel like you know this is one of those things Wade
274:41 know this is one of those things Wade where you're setting yourself up for
274:43 where you're setting yourself up for failure because I have none of the blue
274:46 failure because I have none of the blue I got one blue now fine okay who me no
274:50 I got one blue now fine okay who me no oh I forgot about the rule oh [ __ ] yeah
275:02 are it's okay man just it's just Uno you just got to you just got to take a deep
275:05 just got to you just got to take a deep breath no
275:07 breath no no no I don't believe you
275:12 no no I don't believe you no ah [ __ ] a dick that's okay I just
275:16 no ah [ __ ] a dick that's okay I just wanted to see your cards it's a strategy
275:18 wanted to see your cards it's a strategy I mean suck a dick oh that's the wrong
275:20 I mean suck a dick oh that's the wrong word I tried one I have one of those
275:24 word I tried one I have one of those suck
275:29 dick you you have two yellows you made a blue you can suck my [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh
275:33 blue you can suck my [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh yeah oh
275:35 yeah oh yeah okay why would you want that Wade I
275:38 yeah okay why would you want that Wade I had 11
275:39 had 11 cards you see
275:46 okay Bob what is this hand I don't like this hand it's not good I was trying to
275:48 this hand it's not good I was trying to get rid of it for a long time and I
275:50 get rid of it for a long time and I couldn't [ __ ] do anything about it
275:51 couldn't [ __ ] do anything about it not good not good
275:55 not good not good yes [ __ ] you swaggy give me your hand oh
275:58 yes [ __ ] you swaggy give me your hand oh wait in hindsight I realized I made a
276:01 wait in hindsight I realized I made a mistake
276:15 here you know what way you show who's boss I I'll give you another chance you
276:17 boss I I'll give you another chance you get him why why why am I getting so many
276:20 get him why why why am I getting so many gifted Subs I know we don't we don't
276:22 gifted Subs I know we don't we don't talk about this now but why the [ __ ] am
276:24 talk about this now but why the [ __ ] am I getting so many gifted Subs what CU
276:26 I getting so many gifted Subs what CU Anytime you talk about gifted Subs
276:28 Anytime you talk about gifted Subs everyone's like oh I yeah it's your
276:29 everyone's like oh I yeah it's your birthday Mark you heard it buddy but
276:31 birthday Mark you heard it buddy but Wade's the one that's starving about to
276:33 Wade's the one that's starving about to lose his house why are people giving me
276:35 lose his house why are people giving me whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm about to
276:37 whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm about to lose my house that's cuz I'm not my
276:40 lose my house that's cuz I'm not my money no no W who whoa whoa with the
276:44 money no no W who whoa whoa with the throwing in little plus twos at me there
276:46 throwing in little plus twos at me there listen listen why do you no please God
276:49 listen listen why do you no please God why God God why God it's not God it's
276:53 why God God why God it's not God it's swaggy swaggy why I swear to God swaggy
276:57 swaggy swaggy why I swear to God swaggy it's just reskinned Barbara I don't know
276:58 it's just reskinned Barbara I don't know what this does I'm going it's like all
277:00 what this does I'm going it's like all bots in this game are programmed the
277:01 bots in this game are programmed the same or something oh we have a random
277:03 same or something oh we have a random card that's right you just never
277:04 card that's right you just never realized that you know things could get
277:06 realized that you know things could get worse than Barbara you just didn't
277:08 worse than Barbara you just didn't realize how good you had it oh mean you
277:11 realize how good you had it oh mean you again oh me again still you Budd want
277:15 again oh me again still you Budd want take my goddamn turn there we go weird
277:17 take my goddamn turn there we go weird out I gave you another turn I don't know
277:18 out I gave you another turn I don't know what you're moaning about oh sexy carrot
277:20 what you're moaning about oh sexy carrot here you wait go
277:29 again got him good one can I go can I go can I have a turn can I have a turn can
277:32 can I have a turn can I have a turn can I have a turn can I have a turn can I
277:34 I have a turn can I have a turn can I have a [ __ ] turn for you
277:37 have a [ __ ] turn for you wait can I play no mark I'm trying to be
277:42 wait can I play no mark I'm trying to be chill okay I'm trying to include Wade
277:45 chill okay I'm trying to include Wade okay you know what I'm
277:47 okay you know what I'm saying Cal calm down it's okay can you
277:50 saying Cal calm down it's okay can you can I [ __ ] can I play can I play the
277:53 can I [ __ ] can I play can I play the game My never mind you cool cool you got
277:58 game My never mind you cool cool you got a
277:58 a two got this ohy dokie you got any
278:04 two got this ohy dokie you got any greens Mark no oh I hit the Windows key
278:08 greens Mark no oh I hit the Windows key Wait nothing happened okay I'm back
278:17 no yeah you did it oh God Mark you don't have any green Ste no I don't there we
278:20 have any green Ste no I don't there we you'll draw some greens man green green
278:21 you'll draw some greens man green green green Green GRE you want green you want
278:23 green Green GRE you want green you want green no you don't get green I don't get
278:27 green no you don't get green I don't get green yeah try me challeng that I don't
278:30 green yeah try me challeng that I don't know swaggy's crazy I think swag don't
278:34 know swaggy's crazy I think swag don't give a [ __ ] man jump in Bob uh
278:38 give a [ __ ] man jump in Bob uh no oh yes
278:46 listen no no no swagy be nice swagy be good swagy be gentle what is that my
278:50 good swagy be gentle what is that my cards what does that do why does that do
278:53 cards what does that do why does that do that oh dear swagy what the [ __ ] is this
278:56 that oh dear swagy what the [ __ ] is this wait
279:01 listen Okay Bob we're going to play a little game
279:03 little game of wait wait wait wait I don't like this
279:05 of wait wait wait wait I don't like this game okay well hold on here yeah wait
279:08 game okay well hold on here yeah wait give me my
279:15 okay oh boy nice card all right cool I like this game
279:19 card all right cool I like this game swagy has a winner oh boy oh boy why am
279:21 swagy has a winner oh boy oh boy why am I skipped again why am I skipped again
279:24 I skipped again why am I skipped again draw some cards
279:27 draw some cards swago this game Mark what color do you I
279:31 swago this game Mark what color do you I don't remember is it yellow it is yellow
279:35 don't remember is it yellow it is yellow no
279:36 no [Applause]
279:38 [Applause] y even now y
279:46 I gave zero to you you gave zero to me we both broke why are people giving me
279:49 we both broke why are people giving me Subs give them to Wade and Bob they're
279:52 Subs give them to Wade and Bob they're right there it's fine it's fine
279:54 right there it's fine it's fine literally you need you need the help he
279:56 literally you need you need the help he can't afford like a bag of turnips he
279:58 can't afford like a bag of turnips he he's he's like desperate the [ __ ] would
280:00 he's he's like desperate the [ __ ] would I buy a bag of turnips turnip soup
280:04 I buy a bag of turnips turnip soup Wade's sound material is actually
280:05 Wade's sound material is actually mounted on recycled cardboard that he
280:07 mounted on recycled cardboard that he got from the grocery store he he's
280:09 got from the grocery store he he's actually streaming from an open field it
280:11 actually streaming from an open field it just looks like he's in a
280:13 just looks like he's in a room is desperately in need he's using
280:16 room is desperately in need he's using the green leaves in the background as a
280:18 the green leaves in the background as a as a green my birthday's tomorrow turned
280:21 as a green my birthday's tomorrow turned into like a Sarah
280:31 mlo donate to wait so sad Chad he's so sad please from his dark cold hotel room
280:36 sad please from his dark cold hotel room help him he is broke as
280:39 help him he is broke as [ __ ] have a four
280:51 I don't I don't like you very [Laughter]
280:53 [Laughter] much he gave you he gave you a four and
280:57 much he gave you he gave you a four and you just get this unbridled quiet
281:00 you just get this unbridled quiet Monopoly esque hate towards
281:18 green blue is better no blue why would blue have been better we
281:20 blue have been better we just no
281:23 just no [Music]
281:25 [Music] um [ __ ]
281:32 it man you got a lot of weird stuff in there oo I got a lot of weird stuff in
281:35 there oo I got a lot of weird stuff in me now too all right
281:44 don't [ __ ] want turnips godamn it wait are you just bits for turn me bits
281:48 wait are you just bits for turn me bits like here for the tups please he needs
281:51 like here for the tups please he needs you Chad everyone's [ __ ] trying to
281:52 you Chad everyone's [ __ ] trying to get me to buy turn I don't even know
281:54 get me to buy turn I don't even know what a turnup tastes like oh God why do
281:56 what a turnup tastes like oh God why do you guys love blue so much what is it
281:59 you guys love blue so much what is it with you and blue I don't love blue okay
282:01 with you and blue I don't love blue okay I no it could have been me Bob it could
282:03 I no it could have been me Bob it could have been my T torn could have been my
282:07 have been my T torn could have been my torn are you my God I guess hey Mark
282:13 torn are you my God I guess hey Mark listen how about green how about
282:16 listen how about green how about yellow all right I'll take it I'll take
282:18 yellow all right I'll take it I'll take it how about red I guess
282:24 it how about red I guess jeez here Bob you want M oh you know you
282:27 jeez here Bob you want M oh you know you want mine oh
282:29 want mine oh yeah um I guess the obvious yeah do that
282:33 yeah um I guess the obvious yeah do that yeah oh wait no okay all right oh yeah
282:37 yeah oh wait no okay all right oh yeah yeah you know you know you the one who
282:41 yeah you know you know you the one who you know you want mine you made you
282:43 you know you want mine you made you played yourself I know you think I have
282:46 played yourself I know you think I have you think I've played me but I haven't
282:48 you think I've played me but I haven't you you think played but I you you think
282:53 you you think played but I you you think I'm
282:54 I'm played don't
282:56 played don't swaggy
282:59 swaggy swaggy
283:00 swaggy [Music]
283:02 [Music] swaggy wait you going to have a lot of
283:05 swaggy wait you going to have a lot of cards got a lot of cards over there if
283:07 cards got a lot of cards over there if someone if someone says here's some bits
283:09 someone if someone says here's some bits for the two decades you're about to
283:11 for the two decades you're about to leave behind does that mean I'm going to
283:12 leave behind does that mean I'm going to die or does that mean I'm oh you're so
283:15 die or does that mean I'm oh you're so dead yeah
283:16 dead yeah definitely that was that's basically a
283:18 definitely that was that's basically a thre for the two decades you're leaving
283:22 thre for the two decades you're leaving behind Mark what the [ __ ] is this oh
283:25 behind Mark what the [ __ ] is this oh you're complaining oh wait really wait
283:28 you're complaining oh wait really wait wait hang on you're complaining wait
283:31 wait hang on you're complaining wait you're complaining yes oh
283:35 you're complaining yes oh win you just have to see your path wait
283:38 win you just have to see your path wait it's oh boy all right that's better
283:41 it's oh boy all right that's better that's not good at all nothing about
283:43 that's not good at all nothing about this is better it's better it's better
283:46 this is better it's better it's better all right full [ __ ] whatever that does
283:47 all right full [ __ ] whatever that does [ __ ] you
283:48 [ __ ] you guys all right does that one all right
283:51 guys all right does that one all right all
283:58 right mother [ __ ] how many turnips are you going to buy after this Wade uh
284:00 are you going to buy after this Wade uh I don't know how much a goddamn turnup
284:02 I don't know how much a goddamn turnup cost but probably none cuz I don't why
284:04 cost but probably none cuz I don't why would I buy turnips yeah yeah you want
284:06 would I buy turnips yeah yeah you want mine can't I buy like SpaghettiOs or
284:08 mine can't I buy like SpaghettiOs or some chicken soup or
284:10 some chicken soup or something turnips are like a cost
284:12 something turnips are like a cost effective way you can make turnup soup
284:13 effective way you can make turnup soup you can like what is the broth water
284:16 you can like what is the broth water turnips the turnips oh water turnips in
284:19 turnips the turnips oh water turnips in water obviously you stupid idiot I mean
284:24 water obviously you stupid idiot I mean a I mean listen man times are tough but
284:26 a I mean listen man times are tough but they're not like turnup water tough
284:29 they're not like turnup water tough what's wrong with turn my mom my mom
284:31 what's wrong with turn my mom my mom makes a great turnup soup it is
284:34 makes a great turnup soup it is delicious if it's just turnips in water
284:36 delicious if it's just turnips in water how can it be any different than any
284:37 how can it be any different than any other turnup soup have you ever eaten a
284:39 other turnup soup have you ever eaten a turnup man it's it's a it's a food it's
284:42 turnup man it's it's a it's a food it's food if I had not been abundantly clear
284:44 food if I had not been abundantly clear I've never had a [ __ ]
284:47 I've never had a [ __ ] turnup I guess I shouldn't be surprised
284:49 turnup I guess I shouldn't be surprised you you your food expertise is so
284:54 you you your food expertise is so unbelievably unbelievably non-existent W
284:56 unbelievably unbelievably non-existent W wo wo oh okay all right tell me the most
284:58 wo wo oh okay all right tell me the most diverse food that you've eaten what's
285:00 diverse food that you've eaten what's the strangest food you've ever
285:02 the strangest food you've ever eaten strangest yeah what's the
285:04 eaten strangest yeah what's the strangest
285:06 strangest food uh does like eating raw ants and
285:09 food uh does like eating raw ants and stuff in the wild count no no like an
285:11 stuff in the wild count no no like an actual food that you could get at a
285:13 actual food that you could get at a restaurant oh probably like a squid or a
285:16 restaurant oh probably like a squid or a gator or something nothing that crazy
285:18 gator or something nothing that crazy okay I guess that's all right yeah who I
285:22 okay I guess that's all right yeah who I like gator it was a little chewy I
285:23 like gator it was a little chewy I didn't really like care for the calamari
285:25 didn't really like care for the calamari I guess I didn't really care for that
285:27 I guess I didn't really care for that too much okay all right fine then all
285:29 too much okay all right fine then all right well we're playing
285:32 right well we're playing oh well we're starting this one off with
285:34 oh well we're starting this one off with a bang bang bang
285:44 what am I doing I just clicked things I don't know what I'm doing I just got a
285:45 don't know what I'm doing I just got a donation where someone offered to let me
285:47 donation where someone offered to let me with them when I inevitably lose my Subs
285:49 with them when I inevitably lose my Subs in chat so I stop paying attention to
285:52 in chat so I stop paying attention to anything I I guess I'm losing my house
285:55 anything I I guess I'm losing my house everybody I at least I have a place to
285:57 everybody I at least I have a place to stay take this swagy Wade needs turnips
286:01 stay take this swagy Wade needs turnips okay I don't know if you're not
286:02 okay I don't know if you're not listening goddamn I still get the
286:04 listening goddamn I still get the [ __ ] wrong bags of Doritos in my PO
286:07 [ __ ] wrong bags of Doritos in my PO Box please do not have rch Doritos as
286:10 Box please do not have rch Doritos as you can find yeah yeah yeah no he needs
286:13 you can find yeah yeah yeah no he needs you we're going to start ation Doritos
286:15 you we're going to start ation Doritos is going to make turnup flavor for Wade
286:18 is going to make turnup flavor for Wade for his
286:26 needs damn oh damn oh hot damn oh wait what color does swaggy have W green
286:30 wait what color does swaggy have W green I made it green for myself why is green
286:34 I made it green for myself why is green not mine what what what what of it not
286:36 not mine what what what what of it not GRE not yes fix it fix it all right wait
286:40 GRE not yes fix it fix it all right wait but Mark has maybe green as long as it's
286:43 but Mark has maybe green as long as it's not swagy I it's all right it's all good
286:46 not swagy I it's all right it's all good ha oh numbers only oh oh God okay MERS
286:50 ha oh numbers only oh oh God okay MERS only farmers only cousins only are we
286:53 only farmers only cousins only are we going back down no no no no no no no
286:57 going back down no no no no no no no onlyc you was that on this stream that
286:59 onlyc you was that on this stream that we had cousins only.com it was
287:01 we had cousins only.com it was definitely oh God I thought that was a
287:02 definitely oh God I thought that was a nightmare was it real oh God oh God oh
287:05 nightmare was it real oh God oh God oh God oh God there we gos Mark thanks man
287:10 God oh God there we gos Mark thanks man ooh man thanks for doing that really sa
287:12 ooh man thanks for doing that really sa me oh another
287:24 no all right hey guess what this hand still doesn't have [ __ ]
287:27 still doesn't have [ __ ] blue it's okay wait if it makes you feel
287:29 blue it's okay wait if it makes you feel any better I don't have blue
287:32 any better I don't have blue either does that make you feel any
287:34 either does that make you feel any better no no Bob no not like this I'm
287:38 better no no Bob no not like this I'm sorry I it just did it I had no choice
287:41 sorry I it just did it I had no choice like it's not my fault there's nothing I
287:43 like it's not my fault there's nothing I could do about it okay not like this
287:46 could do about it okay not like this it's it's beyond it's out of my it's
287:47 it's it's beyond it's out of my it's beyond my Reckoning and out of my
287:49 beyond my Reckoning and out of my control not your Reckoning no it lies
287:52 control not your Reckoning no it lies beyond my Ken no oh it's
287:55 beyond my Ken no oh it's me I'm really sorry
288:02 bud well that was kind of a l someone just get the sub to turnip soup so now
288:04 just get the sub to turnip soup so now turn up soup as a
288:11 sub nice uh than thank you for that wait you're going to have to make a video
288:12 you're going to have to make a video after this of you actually cooking and
288:14 after this of you actually cooking and eating turnup soup you have to please
288:17 eating turnup soup you have to please please do it I'm I know how much you
288:19 please do it I'm I know how much you like turnup soup w we do it wait hang on
288:23 like turnup soup w we do it wait hang on listen that's not what you
288:25 listen that's not what you want damn it I tried to tell you we we
288:31 want damn it I tried to tell you we we all know Wade we all understand I didn't
288:33 all know Wade we all understand I didn't jump in
288:46 um go that's better that good no no it's not I'm sorry man I'm
288:49 not I'm sorry man I'm sorry oh darn it a jeez why do we play
288:52 sorry oh darn it a jeez why do we play this game it's
288:54 this game it's so getting bigger why is it green I hate
288:57 so getting bigger why is it green I hate oh no no why why again why what have I
289:02 oh no no why why again why what have I done to you what did I do it's not my
289:05 done to you what did I do it's not my fault it's clearly your fault I didn't
289:08 fault it's clearly your fault I didn't do it thank you you saved me good sir
289:12 do it thank you you saved me good sir I didn't do it look it was it was I
289:15 I didn't do it look it was it was I couldn't touch him uhhuh uh-huh uh-huh
289:17 couldn't touch him uhhuh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh you know how it is you can't
289:19 uh-huh you know how it is you can't touch can I buy ice cream cake instead
289:21 touch can I buy ice cream cake instead of turnips ice cream what no someone
289:24 of turnips ice cream what no someone said I could buy ice cream cake instead
289:26 said I could buy ice cream cake instead of turnips what is that one why would
289:28 of turnips what is that one why would that even be a thing no you get birthday
289:30 that even be a thing no you get birthday turnips we stick a candle in a turnup we
289:32 turnips we stick a candle in a turnup we light it on fire you blow it out you eat
289:34 light it on fire you blow it out you eat the turnament that's your birthday wait
289:36 the turnament that's your birthday wait wait someone in chat my chat just said
289:39 wait someone in chat my chat just said wait is to turn up
289:41 wait is to turn up as Bob is to
289:44 as Bob is to lobster what what does that mean is
289:47 lobster what what does that mean is there something I don't understand about
289:49 there something I don't understand about my relationship with lobster sorry Mark
289:51 my relationship with lobster sorry Mark I don't why are you sorry I
289:55 I don't why are you sorry I what oh uh Mark I believe has blue so
289:59 what oh uh Mark I believe has blue so let's not let Mark
290:05 win yeah he's got blue it's a lie don't believe him it's a lie sexy carrot sexy
290:09 believe him it's a lie sexy carrot sexy Weird Al
290:12 Weird Al oh this actually weirdo
290:14 oh this actually weirdo anyway I think he actually has yellow so
290:16 anyway I think he actually has yellow so I think we're turnup sounds [ __ ]
290:18 I think we're turnup sounds [ __ ] horrible God damn it ice cream
290:21 horrible God damn it ice cream turnup look you've never even had a
290:24 turnup look you've never even had a turnup you've never had a turnup it's
290:26 turnup you've never had a turnup it's it's it's actually good like I wouldn't
290:28 it's it's actually good like I wouldn't bite into it raw but this
290:39 good cup talking about turnup flavored ice cream is this where is this coming
290:42 ice cream is this where is this coming from I'm squeezing a wrist rest chat
290:44 from I'm squeezing a wrist rest chat yeah take after I take after my dad
290:47 yeah take after I take after my dad Markiplier and I play with this little
290:49 Markiplier and I play with this little silicon
290:51 silicon beest I could not do anything couldn't
290:54 beest I could not do anything couldn't do it
290:56 do it green no
290:59 green no sorry
291:00 sorry yellow yep no not oh Mark's not I think
291:05 yellow yep no not oh Mark's not I think we're good yeah I'm not at risk anymore
291:07 we're good yeah I'm not at risk anymore I don't you know my my time close to the
291:10 I don't you know my my time close to the my wings melted no no God
291:16 my wings melted no no God why
291:17 why [Applause]
291:30 cards you're getting a lot better Ed out of your go XLR than I am dude you just
291:32 of your go XLR than I am dude you just got to get some funny [ __ ] loaded on
291:34 got to get some funny [ __ ] loaded on there and then push it random it's
291:35 there and then push it random it's beautiful it doesn't have to mean
291:37 beautiful it doesn't have to mean anything you just just clip whatever
291:39 anything you just just clip whatever just no no no
291:43 just no no no yay that might be the
291:51 fun [ __ ] godamn it oh boy I ha oh boy listen wait I'm
291:56 it oh boy I ha oh boy listen wait I'm Gonna Save Your Turn for you okay turn
291:58 Gonna Save Your Turn for you okay turn nipple
291:59 nipple crust turn nipple
292:01 crust turn nipple crust oh Jesus Christ that's a worst
292:04 crust oh Jesus Christ that's a worst used name I've ever read in my
292:06 used name I've ever read in my life people are so fast at just making a
292:09 life people are so fast at just making a bunch of new accounts for whatever
292:10 bunch of new accounts for whatever random [ __ ] we talk about it it's also
292:13 random [ __ ] we talk about it it's also it's French it's turnip Le crust I don't
292:16 it's French it's turnip Le crust I don't know why you're calling it turn nipple
292:18 know why you're calling it turn nipple crust that's just
292:20 crust that's just weird yeah I believe it refers to when
292:23 weird yeah I believe it refers to when you're making a pastry that includes
292:26 you're making a pastry that includes turnup as part of the flavoring and
292:28 turnup as part of the flavoring and starch component it gives it kind of a
292:30 starch component it gives it kind of a different texture you know MH French are
292:33 different texture you know MH French are crazy man but their Cuisine is just
292:35 crazy man but their Cuisine is just brilliant you know you know what I'm
292:36 brilliant you know you know what I'm saying MH mhm
292:47 oh oh no oh dear no I caught that oh oh oh okay all right well what the okay
292:50 oh okay all right well what the okay [ __ ] you you waade you [ __ ] you're
292:51 [ __ ] you you waade you [ __ ] you're listening to gifted Subs you're thinking
292:53 listening to gifted Subs you're thinking about turnips oh dude I was so ready to
292:56 about turnips oh dude I was so ready to [ __ ]
293:03 you guys I'm so prepared to sex you go what the [ __ ] oh God no why why
293:08 you go what the [ __ ] oh God no why why why have he done this what what could
293:10 why have he done this what what could you possibly have gained from this wait
293:13 you possibly have gained from this wait this didn't help anyone why did you do
293:15 this didn't help anyone why did you do this not like that oh no why have you
293:17 this not like that oh no why have you done this Funky Bunch why are you doing
293:19 done this Funky Bunch why are you doing this I don't
293:35 know I like how the the the rage and discussion comes at huge waves yeah I
293:39 discussion comes at huge waves yeah I think I think it's just because weight
293:40 think I think it's just because weight is is is breaking the rules rules of the
293:43 is is is breaking the rules rules of the podcast and and addressing his Subs
293:46 podcast and and addressing his Subs which was the rules we're not allowed to
293:48 which was the rules we're not allowed to do that we're not doing the podcast
293:50 do that we're not doing the podcast we're playing a goddamn game right now
293:51 we're playing a goddamn game right now it's all the podcast what are you think
293:53 it's all the podcast what are you think this is not podcast this is games no
293:56 this is not podcast this is games no it's what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you want me to
293:58 it's what the [ __ ] [ __ ] you want me to read all my turnip puns loud loud no I
294:01 read all my turnip puns loud loud no I don't want you to read them at all
294:02 don't want you to read them at all ignore them turnips only.com thank you
294:05 ignore them turnips only.com thank you for the $5 no you have to ignore them
294:08 for the $5 no you have to ignore them turnip cousin.com
294:21 tips anything else you guys want from me keep going keep going I guess I'll draw
294:22 keep going keep going I guess I'll draw some [ __ ] cards cuz [ __ ] me
294:25 some [ __ ] cards cuz [ __ ] me oh I'll be your hype guy I got you yeah
294:28 oh I'll be your hype guy I got you yeah you're doing good man you're doing good
294:35 yeah so Bob how are you you're doing good I'm good you know
294:37 you you're doing good I'm good you know I'm good I'm feeling good good good good
294:40 I'm good I'm feeling good good good good man good man yeah oh yeah poor swaggy
294:43 man good man yeah oh yeah poor swaggy man that that's not good Toby is never
294:46 man that that's not good Toby is never going to be a thing for
294:48 going to be a thing for anyone turnip Toby with Tourette's Jesus
294:51 anyone turnip Toby with Tourette's Jesus Christ
294:53 Christ what I don't see how that has anything
294:55 what I don't see how that has anything to do with
294:56 to do with him turnip Toby with
295:00 him turnip Toby with turrets oh dear it's blue now that's why
295:03 turrets oh dear it's blue now that's why do you do so many
295:05 do you do so many cards excuse
295:08 cards excuse me [ __ ] excuse me Mr not paying
295:12 me [ __ ] excuse me Mr not paying attention to the game donation
295:15 attention to the game donation man why oh yeah swagy saved me swaggy
295:19 man why oh yeah swagy saved me swaggy why are you such a piece of
295:30 [ __ ] all right waade what color do you want we can give you one wait please
295:32 want we can give you one wait please stop your amazing commentary for two
295:34 stop your amazing commentary for two seconds to to pick a
295:37 seconds to to pick a color I had one of those too
295:42 color I had one of those too it's okay swagy doesn't give a [ __ ]
295:44 it's okay swagy doesn't give a [ __ ] about what color we want it to be swagy
295:47 about what color we want it to be swagy is just here for [ __ ] oh
295:49 is just here for [ __ ] oh swagy [ __ ] [ __ ] no it's all good it's
295:53 swagy [ __ ] [ __ ] no it's all good it's all good swaggy and I we've got a system
295:55 all good swaggy and I we've got a system going on we got a good we got it good
295:57 going on we got a good we got it good [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah oh your life is so
296:02 [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah oh your life is so hard your turn so hard with there so
296:04 hard your turn so hard with there so many turnips out there yeah yeah yeah no
296:09 many turnips out there yeah yeah yeah no wait Hey listen
296:10 wait Hey listen don't do that I realized my
296:29 mistake that moment the marip done realized he [ __ ] up oh I don't know I
296:32 realized he [ __ ] up oh I don't know I don't even know what color he has is it
296:34 don't even know what color he has is it red not red anymore ah well there you go
296:43 maybe it's this color God Bob you're going to put you're going to put
296:45 going to put you're going to put [Laughter]
296:48 [Laughter] my my hand yes yes
296:52 my my hand yes yes yes my hand are you sure you don't want
296:57 yes my hand are you sure you don't want well whatever no I like this hand shut
296:58 well whatever no I like this hand shut up it's it's good okay no it's fine it
297:01 up it's it's good okay no it's fine it was it was a good call to not take this
297:03 was it was a good call to not take this hand oh this hand is becoming
297:05 hand oh this hand is becoming increasingly unwinable don't worry don't
297:07 increasingly unwinable don't worry don't worry guys just let me get to my turn
297:10 worry guys just let me get to my turn just let me get to my turn as normal
297:13 just let me get to my turn as normal just let me get I'll fix it I'll fix it
297:18 just let me get I'll fix it I'll fix it I fixed it okay holy oh my God how are
297:22 I fixed it okay holy oh my God how are these the two that I got left with why
297:23 these the two that I got left with why is this my life it's all good it's all
297:26 is this my life it's all good it's all good muching better oh come on oh well
297:29 good muching better oh come on oh well all right that's oh oh no what the [ __ ]
297:32 all right that's oh oh no what the [ __ ] happened [ __ ] me this is so fun some of
297:36 happened [ __ ] me this is so fun some of those weren't
297:38 those weren't swears if you caught that all right
297:41 swears if you caught that all right you're not getting me this time you're
297:43 you're not getting me this time you're not getting me this time
297:54 sir you okay you all right you okay I once
297:56 once was does it help you mark no oh I guess
298:00 was does it help you mark no oh I guess it doesn't matter anyway
298:03 it doesn't matter anyway good CLI the game I clicked it why okay
298:06 good CLI the game I clicked it why okay so you guys you guys are so slow when it
298:09 so you guys you guys are so slow when it swag but when I'm doing it you have you
298:12 swag but when I'm doing it you have you have bullet like reflexes I see how it
298:15 have bullet like reflexes I see how it is guys both of you when it's not me
298:17 is guys both of you when it's not me just like oh God I knocked my monitor
298:20 just like oh God I knocked my monitor over oh I can't figure out how to do
298:22 over oh I can't figure out how to do this oh God what's going on here [ __ ]
298:26 this oh God what's going on here [ __ ] all right wait all right all right it's
298:27 all right wait all right all right it's coming back to you waade it's fine it's
298:31 coming back to you waade it's fine it's fine no oh [ __ ] swag saves me again just
298:37 fine no oh [ __ ] swag saves me again just I got you God
298:40 I got you God swagy swagy
298:49 swagy oh [ __ ] how many of those he have oh my God that's not a good
298:53 have oh my God that's not a good color well [ __ ]
298:56 color well [ __ ] you
298:57 you [Applause]
299:04 yeah oh thanks bud you're welcome bud I appreciate that I appreciate that you
299:07 appreciate that I appreciate that you got it bud no I don't does anyone know
299:09 got it bud no I don't does anyone know what I guess I have no idea let's just
299:12 what I guess I have no idea let's just draw and see what we get then let's hard
299:14 draw and see what we get then let's hard of the car okay I guess they get a
299:17 of the car okay I guess they get a five oh all oh okay well that was
299:20 five oh all oh okay well that was shortlived at least
299:23 shortlived at least cool how about that that's probably good
299:26 cool how about that that's probably good oh good red you know Mark well yeah what
299:29 oh good red you know Mark well yeah what mhm I this is actually something you
299:31 mhm I this is actually something you want to happen all right
299:34 want to happen all right oh un all right let's see what this do
299:38 oh un all right let's see what this do okay all right then this do me and we do
299:41 okay all right then this do me and we do we and okay let's do we let's we do come
299:44 we and okay let's do we let's we do come on let's do come on we're doing we ohy
299:47 on let's do come on we're doing we ohy yeah mhm and sweet oh
299:55 yellow what are you what are you doing there what are you doing no don't do it
299:56 there what are you doing no don't do it no don't do it not like this hey no not
299:58 no don't do it not like this hey no not like this oh no no no why is it green
300:02 like this oh no no no why is it green now Bob don't do yellow no yellow no
300:05 now Bob don't do yellow no yellow no yellow no
300:06 yellow no yellow Bob nice oh I could have 69ed it
300:11 yellow Bob nice oh I could have 69ed it but it's the wrong color oh what does
300:14 but it's the wrong color oh what does that even mean what does it mean you
300:15 that even mean what does it mean you could have 69ed it what what do you
300:17 could have 69ed it what what do you think it means really we all know what
300:20 think it means really we all know what that means no I don't know what that
300:21 that means no I don't know what that means what does that mean don't you
300:22 means what does that mean don't you [ __ ] dare
300:24 [ __ ] dare you know okay gez I didn't know you
300:27 you know okay gez I didn't know you didn't want me to win that
300:29 didn't want me to win that badly swaggy is on my team a [ __ ] you
300:40 swagy no God damn
300:42 God damn it swaggy is on my team shut
301:05 want please keep it wait do you know what card I
301:06 what card I have damn it I
301:15 waade I feel like I feel like there's an in
301:17 like I feel like there's an in inescapable person that we can put that
301:20 inescapable person that we can put that one on do you guys want to play with a
301:22 one on do you guys want to play with a different deck yeah yeah change it up
301:24 different deck yeah yeah change it up sure
301:25 sure yeah Wade you know turnips are brain
301:27 yeah Wade you know turnips are brain food you really need to get your turnips
301:29 food you really need to get your turnips trendy oh go oh Wade's gone what you
301:32 trendy oh go oh Wade's gone what you saying say it again oh wait no we need
301:33 saying say it again oh wait no we need to be gone cuz he changed the game I
301:35 to be gone cuz he changed the game I forgot that's we have to so we's going
301:36 forgot that's we have to so we's going to be a th000 DB again yeah tell me
301:39 to be a th000 DB again yeah tell me again say it again you what you say I'm
301:41 again say it again you what you say I'm not going
301:42 not going to all right I'll be right back I got to
301:44 to all right I'll be right back I got to go I got to go oh F oh Jesus Christ why
301:48 go I got to go oh F oh Jesus Christ why does that happen just plug in your
301:50 does that happen just plug in your goddamn go XLR it's been two months help
301:53 goddamn go XLR it's been two months help me help me we could do it during our RP
301:55 me help me we could do it during our RP session later man I will do it my God
301:57 session later man I will do it my God what is wrong with you you know how many
301:59 what is wrong with you you know how many streamers are out there I was like man I
302:01 streamers are out there I was like man I really got to save up and grind for this
302:02 really got to save up and grind for this goxlr I can't wait it's going to really
302:04 goxlr I can't wait it's going to really improve my stream did I spent every
302:06 improve my stream did I spent every penny I've got on it I'm broken no you
302:09 penny I've got on it I'm broken no you what about all the mixers you selfish
302:12 what about all the mixers you selfish dou mix one other mixer I'm leaving I
302:15 dou mix one other mixer I'm leaving I got you mix set up Le I'm leaving oh
302:19 got you mix set up Le I'm leaving oh while where you going accept my invite
302:22 while where you going accept my invite Mark you
302:23 Mark you [ __ ] all right it's just you and me now
302:33 W that's fine I like you better a I gave you that Wi on purpose cuz you earned it
302:35 you that Wi on purpose cuz you earned it man right okay that was a lie that was
302:37 man right okay that was a lie that was complete accident but you did earn
302:41 complete accident but you did earn wait uh can you say that again though
302:42 wait uh can you say that again though just for my records yeah hey I I
302:46 just for my records yeah hey I I intentionally gave you that win you
302:47 intentionally gave you that win you earned it man thank you yeah you're my
302:51 earned it man thank you yeah you're my favorite I I intentionally gave you that
302:53 favorite I I intentionally gave you that win you earned it man is that what it
302:54 win you earned it man is that what it sound like uh it's a little quiet but
302:57 sound like uh it's a little quiet but yeah that's pretty much what you sound
302:59 yeah that's pretty much what you sound like I I intentionally gave you that win
303:01 like I I intentionally gave you that win you earned it man I hate that please
303:04 you earned it man I hate that please please I hate that so
303:07 please I hate that so much man man man man oh God man man man
303:12 much man man man man oh God man man man man
303:13 man man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no
303:18 man yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no no no hey hey hey hey heyy hey no no I
303:24 no no hey hey hey hey heyy hey no no I hate
303:25 hate it wait I have a I have such a better oh
303:28 it wait I have a I have such a better oh I have a I have plans how sounds can you
303:30 I have a I have plans how sounds can you have say I have
303:32 have say I have plans no yeah no I have plans
303:37 plans no yeah no I have plans no is this it what is this one yo thanks
303:41 no is this it what is this one yo thanks for the
303:42 for the sub that's not the one that's not the
303:45 sub that's not the one that's not the one hang on hang
303:46 one hang on hang on what about this is this the one yeah
303:49 on what about this is this the one yeah hey all right there we go I
303:50 hey all right there we go I intentionally gave you that win you
303:51 intentionally gave you that win you earned it all right hang on I got this
303:54 earned it all right hang on I got this and then we do this one and then we at
303:57 and then we do this one and then we at hang on I'm I'm constructing something
303:59 hang on I'm I'm constructing something here I'm
304:06 excited oh I'm going to have to pick a word out of the middle of the sentence
304:10 word out of the middle of the sentence that that hang on hang on no no oh I'm
304:14 that that hang on hang on no no oh I'm back I'm back what did I
304:17 back I'm back what did I miss uh Mark I'm constructing a Wade
304:20 miss uh Mark I'm constructing a Wade soundboard at the moment oh no okay
304:22 soundboard at the moment oh no okay sorry I'll be quiet
304:35 man is that what I sound like that's you maybe all right now I've got now I've
304:37 maybe all right now I've got now I've got a bank of w voice like this
304:40 got a bank of w voice like this yeah
304:42 yeah sorry switched all right I'm
304:45 sorry switched all right I'm ready go you're not ready you're not oh
304:48 ready go you're not ready you're not oh you are ready hey what's up Mark [ __ ]
304:50 you are ready hey what's up Mark [ __ ] you
304:52 you man it's okay Mark I accidentally gave
304:54 man it's okay Mark I accidentally gave Bob that
304:59 win glowbox o I like glow box what's up with
305:04 glowbox o I like glow box what's up with I was cracking open maoda sorry hang on
305:07 I was cracking open maoda sorry hang on everything's fine
305:08 everything's fine [Music]
305:11 [Music] okay all right yeah good good good
305:12 okay all right yeah good good good impressions of
305:27 wi God damn it I repeat myself I forget you [ __ ] me well I mean I don't I
305:30 you [ __ ] me well I mean I don't I don't have that power but I could have
305:32 don't have that power but I could have that
305:37 power sorry sorry nice
305:41 sorry sorry nice got him no you didn't get me I've got
305:44 got him no you didn't get me I've got you okay never mind I'm sorry
305:47 you okay never mind I'm sorry [Applause]
305:49 [Applause] yeah Bob you're going to put my editor
305:51 yeah Bob you're going to put my editor out of a job this is so good I just can
305:53 out of a job this is so good I just can put this up
306:01 raw oh God this is a small hand but it's as [ __ ] with horrible listen everybody
306:03 as [ __ ] with horrible listen everybody needs some of this listen I don't oh
306:07 needs some of this listen I don't oh you're not going to you're not going to
306:08 you're not going to you're not going to pull the wool over my eyes twice I've
306:10 pull the wool over my eyes twice I've got
306:11 got you how in the
306:20 world I'm not going to lie when I played that zero
306:22 that zero oh challenge him challenge him he he
306:25 oh challenge him challenge him he he can't it
306:26 can't it can't there's still way it's true right
306:29 can't there's still way it's true right oh there you go I'm one for one on
306:30 oh there you go I'm one for one on challenges Mark how you doing this game
306:32 challenges Mark how you doing this game shut up okay I'll kill you your house
306:37 shut up okay I'll kill you your house hey that's my bit okay you can't you
306:39 hey that's my bit okay you can't you can't threat that's my bit oh okay I'm
306:41 can't threat that's my bit oh okay I'm sorry I thought you were just punching
306:43 sorry I thought you were just punching babies I thought that was your bit enjoy
306:45 babies I thought that was your bit enjoy that oh what is this it's all sort of
306:46 that oh what is this it's all sort of tied into what's happening hey you can
306:49 tied into what's happening hey you can win with that hand Mark you can
306:51 win with that hand Mark you can win no I'm not sure about that
306:55 win no I'm not sure about that man oh man yeah no you got this
307:03 buddy all right here we play one of those greens you got man oh yeah yeah
307:05 those greens you got man oh yeah yeah man there you go I know you got lots of
307:06 man there you go I know you got lots of greens I got lot of GRE yeah I got lots
307:08 greens I got lot of GRE yeah I got lots of green
307:16 nice choice okay never mind I guess Choice all right I'm just going to get
307:18 Choice all right I'm just going to get this out of the way cuz I know it's
307:19 this out of the way cuz I know it's going to happen so wait I want here wait
307:23 going to happen so wait I want here wait take take it back I can jump in and I
307:25 take take it back I can jump in and I can return the favor I don't like this
307:28 can return the favor I don't like this no that's not the
307:37 you Bo boy now I've got it back uh-huh uh-huh yeah wow okay you're smart you
307:38 uh-huh yeah wow okay you're smart you are smart
307:39 are smart is as it should
307:41 is as it should Bey go Bob have a turn you deserve a
307:44 Bey go Bob have a turn you deserve a turn wow thanks wow you're welcome buddy
307:48 turn wow thanks wow you're welcome buddy yeah I feel like this this game just
307:50 yeah I feel like this this game just brings out the worst in Wade
307:51 brings out the worst in Wade specifically why me I'm playing oh I got
307:54 specifically why me I'm playing oh I got 69 do I have to play [ __ ] You Barber get
307:56 69 do I have to play [ __ ] You Barber get out of my hand oh thank you I guess what
307:59 out of my hand oh thank you I guess what the what the [ __ ] what glow glow Robo
308:03 the what the [ __ ] what glow glow Robo jumped into the game and oh people
308:05 jumped into the game and oh people couldn't even see the game on that one
308:07 couldn't even see the game on that one whatever go see other people's all right
308:10 whatever go see other people's all right all right oh I quit oh I accidentally
308:13 all right oh I quit oh I accidentally quit I got REM good I didn't want that
308:15 quit I got REM good I didn't want that one in here anyway all right lixian what
308:17 one in here anyway all right lixian what you're going to have to do you're going
308:19 you're going to have to do you're going to you're going to go snatch the VOD
308:21 to you're going to go snatch the VOD from their
308:23 from their stream be our hand put my face cam over
308:27 stream be our hand put my face cam over their face cam and that's who we're
308:30 their face cam and that's who we're going to deal with okay cool sorry sorry
308:34 going to deal with okay cool sorry sorry [ __ ]
308:40 sorry it's fine guys that was a really that was such a good round should be
308:43 that was such a good round should be happy about that I like how Mark why
308:45 happy about that I like how Mark why aren't you online anymore oh you're
308:46 aren't you online anymore oh you're drining already okay that's
308:48 drining already okay that's why hey all right all right let's do
308:50 why hey all right all right let's do this let's do this friends okay
308:52 this let's do this friends okay friends why are we friends I don't like
308:56 friends why are we friends I don't like that can we
308:58 that can we do one game without screaming at each
309:02 do one game without screaming at each other cursing each other out it'll be
309:04 other cursing each other out it'll be like that drunk Minecraft episode that
309:05 like that drunk Minecraft episode that everyone hated that we we all just like
309:07 everyone hated that we we all just like nice that is one of my favorite things
309:10 nice that is one of my favorite things we ever did and nobody liked it at all
309:12 we ever did and nobody liked it at all no one liked it at all this is what are
309:15 no one liked it at all this is what are you guys doing are you even drunk what
309:18 you guys doing are you even drunk what is this just going to be nice calm
309:19 is this just going to be nice calm relaxing game why didn't you play a card
309:22 relaxing game why didn't you play a card wait I was busy yelling at my chat wait
309:26 wait I was busy yelling at my chat wait a minute I was screaming at them so I
309:28 a minute I was screaming at them so I could come back and be nice and calm to
309:30 could come back and be nice and calm to you uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh mhm oh o well
309:34 you uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh mhm oh o well that's
309:35 that's unfortunate not making this mistake
309:38 unfortunate not making this mistake again all right I
309:40 again all right I will all right oh nice well played well
309:44 will all right oh nice well played well well done what a douche two for two
309:46 well done what a douche two for two against glow
309:47 against glow boox glowbox is kind of a big liar yeah
309:51 boox glowbox is kind of a big liar yeah glow boox look at that face you can tell
309:53 glow boox look at that face you can tell by the way the tongue is in his fingers
309:55 by the way the tongue is in his fingers yeah that do you like these do you like
309:56 yeah that do you like these do you like this hand that I have chat isn't it
309:59 this hand that I have chat isn't it amazing all right well I thought I was
310:01 amazing all right well I thought I was getting a nice turn no no no no oh Hey
310:06 getting a nice turn no no no no oh Hey listen buddy okay just don't do that
310:09 listen buddy okay just don't do that okay
310:11 okay okay I'll get the [ __ ] play Holy
310:14 okay I'll get the [ __ ] play Holy sweet baby okay okay that's not
310:18 sweet baby okay okay that's not it uh why
310:21 it uh why not well it's okay that's fine I won't
310:25 not well it's okay that's fine I won't have this hand for very
310:27 have this hand for very long why wait what huh wait why what's
310:31 long why wait what huh wait why what's happening wait what do you know that I
310:32 happening wait what do you know that I don't know uh well I know what in my
310:35 don't know uh well I know what in my hand man apparently everybody has
310:37 hand man apparently everybody has everything holy [ __ ]
310:40 everything holy [ __ ] we're going rock I
310:44 we're going rock I thought I thought we weren't going to
310:46 thought I thought we weren't going to yell I thought it was going to be chill
310:48 yell I thought it was going to be chill no one's yelling no one's yelling was
310:49 no one's yelling no one's yelling was loud pretty yell no no no no one's
310:51 loud pretty yell no no no no one's yelling weit's not yelling we're
310:55 yelling weit's not yelling we're calm yeah I'm I'm I feel like some of us
310:58 calm yeah I'm I'm I feel like some of us are
311:00 are calm hey I'm nice and chilling you guys
311:02 calm hey I'm nice and chilling you guys chill I'm chill I'm chill man you know
311:05 chill I'm chill I'm chill man you know oh I'm chill we could turn up the volume
311:06 oh I'm chill we could turn up the volume a bit it's a nice little pun I hate
311:10 a bit it's a nice little pun I hate what
311:13 what what nice so we can turn up the volume a
311:15 what nice so we can turn up the volume a bit turnip it's it's a punch oh yeah
311:19 bit turnip it's it's a punch oh yeah turn it I laughed at it because I got it
311:22 turn it I laughed at it because I got it I didn't get it on my brain like I've
311:24 I didn't get it on my brain like I've always realized that you're smart and
311:25 always realized that you're smart and not a complete idiot like you know like
311:27 not a complete idiot like you know like a glow boox is Mark not that wasn't
311:30 a glow boox is Mark not that wasn't directed at you I didn't think it was
311:32 directed at you I didn't think it was but now I have a sneaking suspicion than
311:33 but now I have a sneaking suspicion than it might have been no no it never never
311:36 it might have been no no it never never never was not even the one time right
311:40 never was not even the one time right well that's
311:49 unnecessary right what a nice uh oh here why why I just I had a chance to I
311:52 here why why I just I had a chance to I just wanted to jump
311:55 just wanted to jump why why okay Bob you're going to laugh I
311:59 why why okay Bob you're going to laugh I don't know if I'm going to laugh um but
312:01 don't know if I'm going to laugh um but I had to do that
312:03 I had to do that so okay see but it was funny but but I'm
312:09 so okay see but it was funny but but I'm not laughing right am I laughing is this
312:13 not laughing right am I laughing is this a laugh you're going to laugh Bob you're
312:14 a laugh you're going to laugh Bob you're going to laugh no no I don't think I'm
312:16 going to laugh no no I don't think I'm going to [ __ ]
312:17 going to [ __ ] [Laughter]
312:21 [Laughter] laugh you didn't you you were didn't
312:24 laugh you didn't you you were didn't laugh you know what I was right you were
312:26 laugh you know what I was right you were right you're right you're right you
312:28 right you're right you're right you right you you right when you're when
312:30 right you you right when you're when you're right you're right you're and you
312:32 you're right you're right you're and you right you right I was right yeah
312:37 right you right I was right yeah man wa you know what what here you know
312:40 man wa you know what what here you know what you're you're going to laugh you
312:43 what you're you're going to laugh you are you're going to you're going to AE
312:44 are you're going to you're going to AE this cuz it's an eight see I mean all
312:49 this cuz it's an eight see I mean all right all right that's fair enough okay
312:52 right all right that's fair enough okay well it didn't do any difference I guess
312:53 well it didn't do any difference I guess so it's all only C I only hurt you once
312:59 so it's all only C I only hurt you once oh um well this is an interesting turn
313:02 oh um well this is an interesting turn of events that I'm not too is Bob going
313:04 of events that I'm not too is Bob going to laugh is Bob going to laugh I think
313:05 to laugh is Bob going to laugh I think Bob might laugh you're going to laugh
313:07 Bob might laugh you're going to laugh Bob you're probably going to laugh going
313:09 Bob you're probably going to laugh going laugh B you might laugh God [ __ ] damn
313:12 laugh B you might laugh God [ __ ] damn it h i feel like it's unlikely that I'm
313:15 it h i feel like it's unlikely that I'm going to laugh Bob what color you
313:17 going to laugh Bob what color you want anything but blue I was on Blue so
313:21 want anything but blue I was on Blue so I'm glad you said that here have
313:24 I'm glad you said that here have red I I would have preferred have no
313:26 red I I would have preferred have no more jokes in my hand I would have
313:28 more jokes in my hand I would have preferred not blue well he asked me
313:31 preferred not blue well he asked me didn't he well you know what you're
313:33 didn't he well you know what you're right I just thought as friends we could
313:35 right I just thought as friends we could have collectively you know worked
313:37 have collectively you know worked together you're going to laugh cuz I've
313:39 together you're going to laugh cuz I've got two of these isn't that funny what
313:40 got two of these isn't that funny what what are the odds right you know what
313:42 what are the odds right you know what you're
313:43 you're right what the [ __ ] that was creepy he
313:46 right what the [ __ ] that was creepy he snagged it okay well you guys are going
313:48 snagged it okay well you guys are going to laugh yeah oh [ __ ] that's the wrong
313:52 to laugh yeah oh [ __ ] that's the wrong one all right whatever oh oh no wait
313:56 one all right whatever oh oh no wait purple dragon why you do this oh well oh
313:59 purple dragon why you do this oh well oh hey look we're all we're laughing yeah
314:02 hey look we're all we're laughing yeah we're all laughing we're laughing Mark
314:05 we're all laughing we're laughing Mark yeah you know what I think you're going
314:08 yeah you know what I think you're going to laugh
314:16 oh that's funny that's well played ggwp you know yeah definitely hey three for
314:20 you know yeah definitely hey three for you
314:21 you man
314:26 um it's hilarious that's funny that you got to draw oh no all right there we go
314:29 got to draw oh no all right there we go that's a good one oh maybe this is why
314:32 that's a good one oh maybe this is why can't I jump in on that oh oh I'm not
314:35 can't I jump in on that oh oh I'm not going to laugh I'm not laughing guys
314:43 I'm not I'm not laughing you know what you're
314:50 right is that what we sound like d That's yeah have you never edited your
314:52 That's yeah have you never edited your own video what it's been a long
314:56 own video what it's been a long time I don't believe
314:58 time I don't believe this all right I believe
315:01 this all right I believe this huh I'm going to laugh but uh that
315:05 this huh I'm going to laugh but uh that sucks um man well I thought I wanted to
315:08 sucks um man well I thought I wanted to play this card but I guess I don't want
315:10 play this card but I guess I don't want to play this card oh please do my mind
315:13 to play this card oh please do my mind guys you're you're going to laugh guys
315:14 guys you're you're going to laugh guys you're going to laugh oh yeah yeah
315:15 you're going to laugh oh yeah yeah you're going to laugh oh [ __ ] done yeah
315:19 you're going to laugh oh [ __ ] done yeah Bob what why funny right Mark why why do
315:23 Bob what why funny right Mark why why do you have these cards okay isn't it funny
315:26 you have these cards okay isn't it funny aren't you laughing I'm laughing I'm
315:28 aren't you laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing really hard it's so funny right
315:31 laughing really hard it's so funny right now you got those cards and more I get
315:33 now you got those cards and more I get it I get why you're always so happy all
315:34 it I get why you're always so happy all the time I get it see that God well that
315:36 the time I get it see that God well that hand's ruined now that hand is
315:39 hand's ruined now that hand is jial is what that hand is that hand is
315:42 jial is what that hand is that hand is actual Delight in the form of cards yeah
315:46 actual Delight in the form of cards yeah wait you're going to laugh me God you're
315:47 wait you're going to laugh me God you're going to laugh you're going to
315:49 going to laugh you're going to laugh man you really hold Mark in High
315:52 laugh man you really hold Mark in High funny that I would have
315:53 funny that I would have expected someone could have jumped in
315:55 expected someone could have jumped in and saved me there thank you for not
315:56 and saved me there thank you for not doing that I guess I'm kind of glad that
315:58 doing that I guess I'm kind of glad that I didn't I laughed you know what I
316:00 I didn't I laughed you know what I laughed yeah you're going to laugh
316:01 laughed yeah you're going to laugh you're going to laugh but uh [ __ ] all of
316:02 you're going to laugh but uh [ __ ] all of this hey I mean Place hey what's up man
316:06 this hey I mean Place hey what's up man you okay oh my that's I'm I'm going to
316:09 you okay oh my that's I'm I'm going to laugh um you're going to just
316:12 laugh um you're going to just relax well that was the joke's on me
316:16 relax well that was the joke's on me what a laugh that's that's not what you
316:17 what a laugh that's that's not what you want to see oh man
316:20 want to see oh man CH Bob am I going to laugh am I going to
316:22 CH Bob am I going to laugh am I going to laugh stop saying tit Bob am I going to
316:24 laugh stop saying tit Bob am I going to laugh uh probably not okay all right I
316:28 laugh uh probably not okay all right I don't have any good jokes okay my own
316:31 don't have any good jokes okay my own fault it's my own fault it's my own
316:32 fault it's my own fault it's my own fault I blame myself you're the joke man
316:35 fault I blame myself you're the joke man I got I got a joke why why did Wade uh
316:37 I got I got a joke why why did Wade uh go go to the Market wait uh I just want
316:40 go go to the Market wait uh I just want to see what you got I just want to see
316:42 to see what you got I just want to see what you're working
316:43 what you're working with go to the market all for groceries
316:46 with go to the market all for groceries you need groceries no to get away from
316:48 you need groceries no to get away from his horrible
316:50 his horrible [ __ ] hey whoa we're being chill
316:52 [ __ ] hey whoa we're being chill everything's chill come on man what's
316:54 everything's chill come on man what's uping why aren't you laughing my bro it
316:57 uping why aren't you laughing my bro it was chill man I was chill mhm you just
317:00 was chill man I was chill mhm you just got to you just got to chule it out you
317:02 got to you just got to chule it out you know when life gives you some stinkies
317:05 know when life gives you some stinkies you just got to keep it in perspective
317:06 you just got to keep it in perspective and chuckle them right out of your
317:07 and chuckle them right out of your system yeah
317:10 system yeah you
317:11 you right well ah ah oh okay
317:16 right well ah ah oh okay well that was you're going to laugh
317:18 well that was you're going to laugh you're going to laugh Mark you're going
317:19 you're going to laugh Mark you're going to
317:20 to laugh laughing I'm
317:23 laugh laughing I'm laughing keep laughing keep laughing
317:26 laughing keep laughing keep laughing it's okay keep laughing this this is a
317:28 it's okay keep laughing this this is a funny this is so funny it's just it's
317:30 funny this is so funny it's just it's crazy how funny it is right uh yeah
317:33 crazy how funny it is right uh yeah funny oh hey look um oh
317:37 funny oh hey look um oh wow hate to see
317:39 wow hate to see how about you give me that [ __ ] back you
317:41 how about you give me that [ __ ] back you uh plean piece of ass meat thank you um
317:45 uh plean piece of ass meat thank you um that's that's pretty unchill of you I
317:47 that's that's pretty unchill of you I that was pretty I was very I feel like
317:49 that was pretty I was very I feel like that's kind of unchill that's oppos
317:51 that's kind of unchill that's oppos chill I quit changing the goddamn color
317:55 chill I quit changing the goddamn color why I feel like everyone including
317:56 why I feel like everyone including glowbox is being pretty chill yeah oh
317:59 glowbox is being pretty chill yeah oh I'm very chill despite the fact that
318:01 I'm very chill despite the fact that there is a spiked dildo going into my
318:03 there is a spiked dildo going into my [ __ ] right now really well I mean
318:05 [ __ ] right now really well I mean very chill that's probably against terms
318:07 very chill that's probably against terms well see you kind of did that to
318:09 well see you kind of did that to yourself which is funny you're going to
318:12 yourself which is funny you're going to laugh um yeah but I'm laugh so listen
318:17 laugh um yeah but I'm laugh so listen there's some laughter yeah oh man what
318:19 there's some laughter yeah oh man what color you picking you're you're going to
318:20 color you picking you're you're going to laugh wow yeah that's that's exactly
318:23 laugh wow yeah that's that's exactly what I was hoping
318:24 what I was hoping for yeah
318:26 for yeah man don't mind me laughing behind my
318:28 man don't mind me laughing behind my smoke here I'm just what a great laugh
318:30 smoke here I'm just what a great laugh it's really funny your your your
318:31 it's really funny your your your concealed laughter is even more joyous
318:34 concealed laughter is even more joyous than your laughter is the best form of
318:36 than your laughter is the best form of uh education yep that's the one
318:39 uh education yep that's the one medication medication not education a
318:42 medication medication not education a new version of that saying I like that
318:43 new version of that saying I like that you're okay I'm going to laugh I'm not
318:45 you're okay I'm going to laugh I'm not going to get a goddamn turn so that's
318:47 going to get a goddamn turn so that's fine that's okay Mark you are really
318:50 fine that's okay Mark you are really going to laugh this time uhhuh
318:52 going to laugh this time uhhuh yeah well you know GL box you're going
318:56 yeah well you know GL box you're going to laugh you're going to laugh you're
318:57 to laugh you're going to laugh you're going to laugh you're going to laugh
318:58 going to laugh you're going to laugh glow box you're going to oh buddy that's
319:01 glow box you're going to oh buddy that's so
319:02 so funny Bob you're going to laugh um uh no
319:06 funny Bob you're going to laugh um uh no I think it's I think it's probably Mark
319:08 I think it's I think it's probably Mark that's going to have to have a laugh
319:10 that's going to have to have a laugh yeah great thank
319:12 yeah great thank you man
319:14 you man wow wait hey glow boox listen oh oh man
319:20 wow wait hey glow boox listen oh oh man hang on glow box listen no hey well
319:24 hang on glow box listen no hey well they're both green so Red's not going to
319:26 they're both green so Red's not going to help you all right well that's
319:28 help you all right well that's unfortunate uh I don't um how do I not
319:32 unfortunate uh I don't um how do I not okay well that seems so unlikely but you
319:35 okay well that seems so unlikely but you know it's just funny right sometimes
319:36 know it's just funny right sometimes it's funny life is funny like that man
319:38 it's funny life is funny like that man oh there you go wait hey not for glow
319:41 oh there you go wait hey not for glow glow box right you are gonna laugh wait
319:44 glow box right you are gonna laugh wait glow box buddy homie my okay look at
319:47 glow box buddy homie my okay look at that sweet hand I just gave you look how
319:49 that sweet hand I just gave you look how this hand is um so many Goofs in there
319:52 this hand is um so many Goofs in there you know when you vomit in your own
319:53 you know when you vomit in your own mouth and you try to swallow it that's
319:55 mouth and you try to swallow it that's basically what this hand is like but to
319:56 basically what this hand is like but to my eyes Bob you're going to laugh you're
319:58 my eyes Bob you're going to laugh you're going to laugh at this you're going to
320:00 going to laugh at this you're going to laugh you're going to laugh my gosh Mark
320:01 laugh you're going to laugh my gosh Mark you're going to laugh at this um but
320:03 you're going to laugh at this um but never mind glow boox didn't play their
320:05 never mind glow boox didn't play their seven so all right
320:07 seven so all right cool um he you're going to laugh but uh
320:09 cool um he you're going to laugh but uh I'm going to draw some more cards here
320:11 I'm going to draw some more cards here and um that isn't an impressive hand you
320:15 and um that isn't an impressive hand you know what thank you hey you're going to
320:16 know what thank you hey you're going to laugh when you get too impressive too
320:18 laugh when you get too impressive too impressive I'm I'm going to take it
320:20 impressive I'm I'm going to take it right now for myself oh wow all right
320:22 right now for myself oh wow all right I'm so happy I did this big big BS wow
320:26 I'm so happy I did this big big BS wow oh they drew okay green it is green is
320:30 oh they drew okay green it is green is not a good green green is not a good I
320:33 not a good green green is not a good I can just tell you that green okay that's
320:36 can just tell you that green okay that's GL box is going to be laughing if it's
320:38 GL box is going to be laughing if it's green so just be chill look Mark I
320:41 green so just be chill look Mark I clicked it okay never mind nothing's GNA
320:43 clicked it okay never mind nothing's GNA happen even though I clicked glow Box's
320:44 happen even though I clicked glow Box's hand is
320:46 hand is ruined oh you got it you're going to
320:49 ruined oh you got it you're going to laugh oh look I guess I'll just take
320:53 laugh oh look I guess I'll just take that in my [ __ ] I can't believe you
320:55 that in my [ __ ] I can't believe you didn't challenge after all that wait how
320:57 didn't challenge after all that wait how many things can you possibly fit inside
320:59 many things can you possibly fit inside your [ __ ] oh yeah I think you need a
321:02 your [ __ ] oh yeah I think you need a new place I think we need a new place
321:03 new place I think we need a new place for things um I can fit three sperm
321:06 for things um I can fit three sperm whales and one one half of
321:10 whales and one one half of Grandma one half of grandma what you do
321:12 Grandma one half of grandma what you do to Grandma well cut her in half oh wait
321:15 to Grandma well cut her in half oh wait you're going to laugh my dude look at
321:16 you're going to laugh my dude look at that yeah this is uh hilarious so funny
321:20 that yeah this is uh hilarious so funny remember this hand had two cards in it
321:22 remember this hand had two cards in it man me too the good old days wait I I
321:24 man me too the good old days wait I I think you've got some joy to
321:27 think you've got some joy to spread I've got some things to spread
321:30 spread I've got some things to spread some of them might be joyous Mark do you
321:32 some of them might be joyous Mark do you want you're going to laugh you're going
321:33 want you're going to laugh you're going to laugh at my cards you're really going
321:34 to laugh at my cards you're really going to laugh I didn't know how many oh wow
321:43 wow that was hilarious for the three seconds that
321:45 seconds that lasted man like those
321:52 CS uh okay what card what color do we want
321:55 okay what card what color do we want guys what color is going to get you to
321:56 guys what color is going to get you to the win I green is the hand that's
321:59 the win I green is the hand that's that's just lowest but I okay really
322:02 that's just lowest but I okay really just going to hand that to me uh-huh all
322:05 just going to hand that to me uh-huh all right well everyone's everyone's going
322:06 right well everyone's everyone's going to laugh pass along with
322:13 what was that W
322:15 W okay oh man okay well
322:20 okay oh man okay well I I think Mark's gonna enjoy this I do I
322:23 I I think Mark's gonna enjoy this I do I do enjoy that air conditioning my office
322:25 do enjoy that air conditioning my office is so so many choices I have so many
322:29 is so so many choices I have so many choices all right I did
322:32 choices all right I did it oh
322:33 it oh no oh no that's cool that's cool oh no
322:39 no oh no that's cool that's cool oh no that you see the way he smacked that zix
322:40 that you see the way he smacked that zix out there yeah
322:42 out there yeah [Music]
322:43 [Music] well I'm gonna run real quick I'll be
322:45 well I'm gonna run real quick I'll be right back You're gonna laugh going to
322:47 right back You're gonna laugh going to get what are you going to get back don't
322:49 get what are you going to get back don't touch that dial what I don't understand
322:52 touch that dial what I don't understand I don't
322:53 I don't [Music]
322:56 [Music] either
323:07 um oh my God Wade's gonna laugh well
323:14 ah cool wow okay this is this is going to be
323:14 to be fun he is going to chuckle it up
323:18 fun he is going to chuckle it up something
323:27 fierce cool oh no oh dear oh no okay I guess that's the end then wait
323:31 no okay I guess that's the end then wait does that happen you just draw and don't
323:33 does that happen you just draw and don't do anything oh no yeah when you when you
323:35 do anything oh no yeah when you when you time out you don't get to play but no
323:38 time out you don't get to play but no don't what why would you do that to him
323:40 don't what why would you do that to him oh that's s we were going to he was
323:41 oh that's s we were going to he was going to laugh glowbox why'd you do that
323:43 going to laugh glowbox why'd you do that to me all right you're going to laugh
323:45 to me all right you're going to laugh you're going to laugh but I'm back oh
323:46 you're going to laugh but I'm back oh dear oh no okay well Mark what color is
323:49 dear oh no okay well Mark what color is it did you get okay I'm wearing my cloak
323:52 it did you get okay I'm wearing my cloak sweater oh wow I'm cold for the first
323:57 sweater oh wow I'm cold for the first time
323:59 time ever uh a glow box you're going to laugh
324:01 ever uh a glow box you're going to laugh but [ __ ]
324:03 but [ __ ] you wa
324:05 you wa manage language W easy I mean I I meant
324:10 manage language W easy I mean I I meant fudge you know I don't think you did
324:16 why it's fine hey come on man I just I didn't do
324:20 fine hey come on man I just I didn't do anything to you no it's not at you I'm M
324:22 anything to you no it's not at you I'm M at the universe that you're in well this
324:24 at the universe that you're in well this will solve all of our
324:26 will solve all of our problems no no no no no it won't
324:32 problems no no no no no it won't no why am I the one with nine
324:35 no why am I the one with nine cards you earned it man you got the
324:37 cards you earned it man you got the extra cards
324:44 okay wa you all right well sure that's okay all right we did a whole lot there
324:48 okay all right we did a whole lot there cool cool cool cool cool calm D need a
324:52 cool cool cool cool cool calm D need a calm D everybody needs a cal that's the
324:54 calm D everybody needs a cal that's the spirit that's the spirit I'm very out of
324:56 spirit that's the spirit I'm very out of breath from flying up and down the 17
324:58 breath from flying up and down the 17 flights of stairs in my Mansion estate
325:00 flights of stairs in my Mansion estate wait and you can't afford to you're
325:03 wait and you can't afford to you're going to laugh okay I can't afford
325:05 going to laugh okay I can't afford dinner but I do live in a 10 billion
325:07 dinner but I do live in a 10 billion dollar house house in uh in Cincinnati's
325:11 dollar house house in uh in Cincinnati's uh
325:13 uh Prime place of residence and he lands it
325:18 Prime place of residence and he lands it way to bring it home W thanks
325:21 way to bring it home W thanks man just trying to keep it believable
325:23 man just trying to keep it believable you know you know everybody knows about
325:26 you know you know everybody knows about Cincinnati's Prim land real estate yeah
325:28 Cincinnati's Prim land real estate yeah everybody does I definitely
325:36 do I mean I don't know I guess this one I don't know I'm make everyone happy you
325:39 I don't know I'm make everyone happy you know sometimes you just what is a
325:41 know sometimes you just what is a rhubarb is that like a turnip is that a
325:43 rhubarb is that like a turnip is that a is that a turnip pun uh [ __ ] a rub rub
325:47 is that a turnip pun uh [ __ ] a rub rub what's a rubber is a rhubarb I think
325:50 what's a rubber is a rhubarb I think that's what you use for safe sex rubberb
325:52 that's what you use for safe sex rubberb oh baby I got a rubberb you got to make
325:54 oh baby I got a rubberb you got to make sure you have a rubberb right mhm yeah
325:57 sure you have a rubberb right mhm yeah that's it it's uh it's actually
325:59 that's it it's uh it's actually harvested from a rare I want a baby
326:01 harvested from a rare I want a baby makes the hole in my
326:04 makes the hole in my rubber wasn't me baby well when it cuts
326:06 rubber wasn't me baby well when it cuts you off and it just sounds like you say
326:07 you off and it just sounds like you say rubber it's less funny and
326:09 rubber it's less funny and it's oh oh
326:12 it's oh oh dear hey Mark only has one guard left
326:15 dear hey Mark only has one guard left yeah well well let's play The Most
326:17 yeah well well let's play The Most Dangerous Game never mind does anyone
326:19 Dangerous Game never mind does anyone have
326:20 have any I tried to play a yellow and it's
326:24 any I tried to play a yellow and it's red someone changed the color on
326:33 me oh a glow box I swear to God oh nah it's okay you're going to laugh guys
326:35 it's okay you're going to laugh guys you're really going to laugh you're
326:36 you're really going to laugh you're going to wait no hang on wait wait I'm
326:38 going to wait no hang on wait wait I'm not laughing I'm not laughing anymore
326:40 not laughing I'm not laughing anymore wait no hang on stop please I don't want
326:42 wait no hang on stop please I don't want this no not like this please I just
326:44 this no not like this please I just don't I want to laugh please let me
326:45 don't I want to laugh please let me laugh I just want to laugh please dear
326:47 laugh I just want to laugh please dear God oh God no please let me laugh no
326:50 God oh God no please let me laugh no please I just want to laugh no what the
326:53 please I just want to laugh no what the hell
326:56 hell wow what color you want there Bob uh
327:00 wow what color you want there Bob uh anything but yellow I guess I don't know
327:02 anything but yellow I guess I don't know okay all right
327:03 okay all right cool Molly brought food I've got my food
327:07 cool Molly brought food I've got my food guys you're going to laugh
327:12 why just to make you just to make you feel better I don't want anyone to feel
327:13 feel better I don't want anyone to feel like they're excluded you know you're
327:16 like they're excluded you know you're right we all have a lot of cards I feel
327:18 right we all have a lot of cards I feel like we need to gang up on glow boox is
327:20 like we need to gang up on glow boox is what I feel like that doesn't help
327:21 what I feel like that doesn't help anybody win though um okay no but we
327:24 anybody win though um okay no but we could just gang up on glow boox and it's
327:26 could just gang up on glow boox and it's it'll be it'll be funny you know okay
327:28 it'll be it'll be funny you know okay everyone will laugh okay all right yeah
327:30 everyone will laugh okay all right yeah we're going to you're going to laugh
327:32 we're going to you're going to laugh Wade you're going to laugh yeah you're
327:33 Wade you're going to laugh yeah you're going to laugh glow
327:36 going to laugh glow boox o see doesn't everyone feel
327:40 boox o see doesn't everyone feel better yeah you know actually I kind of
327:42 better yeah you know actually I kind of do that was
327:44 do that was nice unfortunate that it ended on yellow
327:47 nice unfortunate that it ended on yellow but thank you kind sir thank you
327:50 but thank you kind sir thank you well I am going to laugh okay thank
328:06 no you're going to laugh I'm laugh I'm going laugh I'm laugh there we go okay
328:09 going laugh I'm laugh there we go okay wait oh man oh listen yeah uhhuh come on
328:14 wait oh man oh listen yeah uhhuh come on then yeah what's up oh that's rough a
328:17 then yeah what's up oh that's rough a little
328:18 little bit celery bait is not the word you want
328:21 bit celery bait is not the word you want to use there celery bait sounds
328:27 like I don't know what so there's a pun people made puns
328:30 what so there's a pun people made puns they tried to make let us celebrate but
328:31 they tried to make let us celebrate but it was let us celery bait and celery
328:33 it was let us celery bait and celery bait just it doesn't you know it rubs me
328:36 bait just it doesn't you know it rubs me the wrong way
328:38 the wrong way I didn't want to do that I almost almost
328:41 I didn't want to do that I almost almost wa you know wait you you must have been
328:43 wa you know wait you you must have been paying you
328:45 paying you know oh you don't
328:48 know oh you don't have Hey listen just because he did it
328:50 have Hey listen just because he did it to you doesn't mean he did it on purpose
328:52 to you doesn't mean he did it on purpose okay usually I just happened to have a
328:55 okay usually I just happened to have a lot of
328:56 lot of well I happen to have very what did you
328:59 well I happen to have very what did you have a lot of w well I it was blue once
329:02 have a lot of w well I it was blue once upon a time you're going to laugh um oh
329:05 upon a time you're going to laugh um oh I am going to laugh Mark what the [ __ ]
329:08 I am going to laugh Mark what the [ __ ] how did you even do this all look look
329:10 how did you even do this all look look man how is this how is this hand real
329:14 man how is this how is this hand real how did you make this happen look I
329:17 how did you make this happen look I don't know what happened man somebody
329:19 don't know what happened man somebody did not do you want to see how funny
329:22 did not do you want to see how funny pleas let me take a look pass okay well
329:25 pleas let me take a look pass okay well that was incredibly rude well you know
329:27 that was incredibly rude well you know what never mind here Wade you deal with
329:30 what never mind here Wade you deal with that problem okay I guess I'll look at
329:33 that problem okay I guess I'll look at my oh hey my old hand back where I had
329:35 my oh hey my old hand back where I had to
329:35 to lose there we go well there's one of
329:37 lose there we go well there's one of them
329:39 them wow wait you going to laugh no you're
329:44 wow wait you going to laugh no you're going to laugh you're going to laugh Bob
329:46 going to laugh you're going to laugh Bob you're really going to laugh at this one
329:48 you're really going to laugh at this one you me no not laughing not me laughing I
329:53 you me no not laughing not me laughing I am laughing you right that was that was
329:55 am laughing you right that was that was that was a good as they say not not me
329:58 that was a good as they say not not me laughing all right well I was laughing a
329:59 laughing all right well I was laughing a minute
330:01 minute ago oh God no man that
330:05 ago oh God no man that hand is just being how how was that
330:09 hand is just being how how was that possible I just I oh hey
330:23 everyone H that happened so hey everyone hey you guys care for yellow oh
330:26 everyone hey you guys care for yellow oh I can jump in even though it might turn
330:27 I can jump in even though it might turn anyway
330:28 anyway [Music]
330:29 [Music] cuz man we'll never get to know how many
330:31 cuz man we'll never get to know how many cards glow box gets up to you guys want
330:33 cards glow box gets up to you guys want to make it blue again for like a second
330:36 to make it blue again for like a second uh you go back to Yellow after that all
330:39 uh you go back to Yellow after that all right oh all right well come on glowbox
330:42 right oh all right well come on glowbox be a pal hey Mark homie man man you're
330:44 be a pal hey Mark homie man man you're gonna laugh but green is not one of the
330:46 gonna laugh but green is not one of the colors I mentioned and you know what
330:48 colors I mentioned and you know what Wade I will save you from this fate
330:56 oh I saved you you're not even going to say an actual thanks my hand doesn't
330:57 say an actual thanks my hand doesn't even load correctly it's all stacked
331:01 even load correctly it's all stacked up oh no what what was
331:04 up oh no what what was that I can't I don't even know how many
331:07 that I can't I don't even know how many cars I really
331:09 cars I really have take it I guess no I mean like I
331:12 have take it I guess no I mean like I can't see them I've got so many cards
331:17 can't see them I've got so many cards listen do you have any of these click on
331:19 listen do you have any of these click on some of them sometimes I get a thing
331:20 some of them sometimes I get a thing where I can't actually click them all oh
331:22 where I can't actually click them all oh no
331:25 no guys good luck buddy oh nice who what is
331:29 guys good luck buddy oh nice who what is happening who whoa the game is breaking
331:32 happening who whoa the game is breaking oh whoa okay guys I'll be here I'll I'll
331:35 oh whoa okay guys I'll be here I'll I'll be here guys
331:38 be here guys all right wait uh wait listen just leave
331:41 all right wait uh wait listen just leave it red I've got a plan okay yeah I had
331:44 it red I've got a plan okay yeah I had to really dig through my deck for that
331:45 to really dig through my deck for that one Ru my plan
331:47 one Ru my plan sorry I want to I'm I got to here you go
331:50 sorry I want to I'm I got to here you go Bob nope I'm just no come on I've got
331:54 Bob nope I'm just no come on I've got every card in the game I to say this man
331:56 every card in the game I to say this man but I'm kind of running out of basic red
331:57 but I'm kind of running out of basic red cards nope hey no listen come on not
332:00 cards nope hey no listen come on not like this well that's not what you want
332:03 like this well that's not what you want to see huh well this is awkward oh no
332:07 to see huh well this is awkward oh no but why would you do that for him well
332:09 but why would you do that for him well look at that really you're going to
332:11 look at that really you're going to laugh I hope oh no no no no no no no no
332:15 laugh I hope oh no no no no no no no no no
332:17 no laugh ha funny not he he funny Mark I'm
332:21 laugh ha funny not he he funny Mark I'm just curious to see how many things you
332:23 just curious to see how many things you have in your hand all right you're going
332:24 have in your hand all right you're going to laugh but I don't have oh wait wait
332:26 to laugh but I don't have oh wait wait wait wait no you have to have I didn't
332:29 wait wait no you have to have I didn't have but there there you go just
332:34 have but there there you go just s gosh darn it you're really going to
332:37 s gosh darn it you're really going to laugh
332:38 laugh man oh well who's laughing now that's
332:42 man oh well who's laughing now that's the question H not me listen so I'm just
332:46 the question H not me listen so I'm just glad I got to do this I'm really curious
332:49 glad I got to do this I'm really curious yeah you you you want to see this
332:51 yeah you you you want to see this nonsense oh god oh it's doesn't load
332:54 nonsense oh god oh it's doesn't load right it loads in Stacks so
332:57 right it loads in Stacks so angry okay this it's the colors it
333:00 angry okay this it's the colors it consolidates into colors I got it I got
333:02 consolidates into colors I got it I got it I got it mhm uh I changed my mind oh
333:06 it I got it mhm uh I changed my mind oh okay fair enough hey wait take a look at
333:07 okay fair enough hey wait take a look at that fair is fair right
333:09 that fair is fair right Wade
333:11 Wade um fair is fair if you're not going to
333:14 um fair is fair if you're not going to answer I can answer for you yeah oh fair
333:17 answer I can answer for you yeah oh fair is fair I answered fair is fair I
333:19 is fair I answered fair is fair I agree I just well low box let me tell
333:23 agree I just well low box let me tell you something about hey you got the
333:24 you something about hey you got the handbag fair is fair I did I did get the
333:27 handbag fair is fair I did I did get the handbag actually I'm glad it's all fair
333:29 handbag actually I'm glad it's all fair here fair is fair we're Fair friends and
333:31 here fair is fair we're Fair friends and we're fair fair to each other fair is
333:34 we're fair fair to each other fair is fair fair hey wait a minute hey Bob do
333:37 fair fair hey wait a minute hey Bob do you mind
333:38 you mind this
333:41 this um I
333:43 um I mean you didn't really give me a chance
333:45 mean you didn't really give me a chance to
333:46 to answer um so I guess
333:56 no you know thanks for asking though oh for [ __ ] sake I grabbed my
333:59 though oh for [ __ ] sake I grabbed my mouse at the wrong
334:06 angle I ha when I grab it at the wrong angle that's right some of that look at
334:09 angle that's right some of that look at that huh well Fair's fair's fair you're
334:12 that huh well Fair's fair's fair you're going to laugh Wade oh dude so funny
334:16 going to laugh Wade oh dude so funny going to laugh tell you what oh dude
334:19 going to laugh tell you what oh dude so huh yeah mhm so fun try to find the
334:23 so huh yeah mhm so fun try to find the chuckles there no not there either H
334:26 chuckles there no not there either H where'd they go no if you don't oh
334:36 no oh all right we started the game over guys could have worse could have been
334:39 guys could have worse could have been better hey you guys are going to laugh
334:42 better hey you guys are going to laugh you're here take take it I don't know
334:45 you're here take take it I don't know okay you're going to laugh laughing uh I
334:48 okay you're going to laugh laughing uh I just I just want to keep I just want to
334:50 just I just want to keep I just want to be on on brand for this round hey I'm
334:55 be on on brand for this round hey I'm hidden in plain sight on camera wow oo
334:59 hidden in plain sight on camera wow oo yeah you're going to laugh that's a
335:01 yeah you're going to laugh that's a cloak joke I call him in the got those
335:05 cloak joke I call him in the got those Chuckles in oh you're going oh
335:09 Chuckles in oh you're going oh no here Mark I got you all right cool
335:12 no here Mark I got you all right cool good good I'm not going Mark can you
335:14 good good I'm not going Mark can you want to jump in with no I don't homie no
335:17 want to jump in with no I don't homie no I don't oh thank God oh no I forgot how
335:21 I don't oh thank God oh no I forgot how those worked oh Bob you're going to
335:23 those worked oh Bob you're going to laugh but I saved myself
335:26 laugh but I saved myself there I've got I've got some jokes don't
335:28 there I've got I've got some jokes don't you worry about it all right tell them I
335:30 you worry about it all right tell them I bet I'll laugh well if you're not going
335:33 bet I'll laugh well if you're not going to let me tell them how am I supposed to
335:35 to let me tell them how am I supposed to tell them is it a visual joke do you
335:37 tell them is it a visual joke do you have to to have a you're it's like a
335:40 have to to have a you're it's like a physical gag you know oh it's more of a
335:43 physical gag you know oh it's more of a that's a good
335:44 that's a good one joke I get it yeah see you got it
335:48 one joke I get it yeah see you got it ass
335:51 ass [ __ ] mhm as [ __ ] yeah mhm wa way knows
335:55 [ __ ] mhm as [ __ ] yeah mhm wa way knows what's going on he knows what's
336:01 good okay no I'm I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I I didn't mean that I
336:03 just kidding I I didn't mean that I didn't mean that
336:10 how long has this one round been happening oh got him oh Mark got him
336:13 happening oh got him oh Mark got him whatever whatever it's all good it's all
336:14 whatever whatever it's all good it's all the same it's all good it's all good and
336:18 the same it's all good it's all good and it's all fun whoa get in the pit no not
336:22 it's all fun whoa get in the pit no not Green Oh not green no not green not
336:27 Green Oh not green no not green not green perfect listen You're gonna laugh
336:30 green perfect listen You're gonna laugh wait Mark Green's pretty good what's
336:32 wait Mark Green's pretty good what's wrong you want green sorry I I got a I
336:34 wrong you want green sorry I I got a I can't I I got I got a I got a bu why
336:38 can't I I got I got a I got a bu why can't you ever do anything I ask of you
336:39 can't you ever do anything I ask of you I've got a bus to catch I I just got to
336:41 I've got a bus to catch I I just got to catch to Blue allergic to Blue why would
336:45 catch to Blue allergic to Blue why would you this isn't even funny I have to I
336:48 you this isn't even funny I have to I but I mean like if you think about it
336:49 but I mean like if you think about it you might laugh no no not green no wait
336:54 you might laugh no no not green no wait no hang
336:55 no hang on green oh no no no
336:58 on green oh no no no no Mark you're going to laugh I don't
337:00 no Mark you're going to laugh I don't want to laugh I can't laugh I'm
337:03 want to laugh I can't laugh I'm incapable a that's a cool eight you
337:05 incapable a that's a cool eight you played there man that's thank you
337:09 played there man that's thank you it's going well you know
337:11 it's going well you know yeah oh this is a guys you got you got
337:14 yeah oh this is a guys you got you got to CH no you got to no no wait
337:22 wait lost to the [Laughter]
337:27 [Laughter] computer got all those
337:32 points God I want to die I want to die can we
337:35 God I want to die I want to die can we play that other game
337:38 play that other game uh yeah one more hand so I can finish
337:41 uh yeah one more hand so I can finish munching okay all right then here we go
337:45 munching okay all right then here we go you know what glow box you just need to
337:46 you know what glow box you just need to calm down a little bit okay Bo whoa hey
337:49 calm down a little bit okay Bo whoa hey everybody wait wait wait wait wait wait
337:50 everybody wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I got I got him I got him I got him
337:52 wait I got I got him I got him I got him I got
337:53 I got him it's out the gate out the gates at a
337:57 him it's out the gate out the gates at a full
337:59 full Sprint now Bob you're number one in my
338:02 Sprint now Bob you're number one in my book no you hold up two fingers to say
338:04 book no you hold up two fingers to say it
338:05 it well you've been deot to fourth in my
338:08 well you've been deot to fourth in my book cuz I don't have any more ones not
338:10 book cuz I don't have any more ones not going to jump in there glow
338:16 boox got him uh Bob you're going to laugh I don't
338:19 him uh Bob you're going to laugh I don't want to laugh I'm okay
338:21 want to laugh I'm okay well
338:23 well see Bob that wasn't fair you need to you
338:26 see Bob that wasn't fair you need to you need to you need to you need to play
338:28 need to you need to you need to play waade oh yeah you're you're going to
338:31 waade oh yeah you're you're going to laugh
338:42 well hey man wow oh wow what well that escalated in a weird direction that I
338:44 escalated in a weird direction that I did not anticipate aha I jumped in also
338:47 did not anticipate aha I jumped in also it was my turn
338:54 but oh sick sick sick place all right you guys are going to laugh okay
339:00 yeah uhoh oh thank you oh
339:11 ah I mean I still think you were right that we were going to laugh oh you guys
339:14 that we were going to laugh oh you guys you guys are going to laugh whenever you
339:16 you guys are going to laugh whenever you eventually all get to see what happened
339:19 eventually all get to see what happened to this hand that was once an UNO
339:21 to this hand that was once an UNO hand remember the time that there was
339:23 hand remember the time that there was only one car wait it's going to be
339:27 only one car wait it's going to be fine it's okay everything's fine
339:29 fine it's okay everything's fine everything's fine laugh deep deep deep
339:32 everything's fine laugh deep deep deep deep
339:33 deep deep deep deep deep deep deep breaths
339:36 deep deep deep deep deep deep breaths okay well oh it's so deep what ah hey
339:40 okay well oh it's so deep what ah hey Mark what color do you want let's this I
339:42 Mark what color do you want let's this I don't red maybe
339:44 don't red maybe no I no I'm not done eating
339:48 no I no I'm not done eating please damn it all right not red Z St
339:51 please damn it all right not red Z St you lied to me you lied stall Wade made
339:54 you lied to me you lied stall Wade made a strong counterargument what can I do
340:04 stall well you want it you want it you want it yeah you want it yeah let's
340:05 want it yeah you want it yeah let's let's play this let's light this let's
340:07 let's play this let's light this let's what's light this candle huh what's
340:08 what's light this candle huh what's light oh look at that look how that play
340:11 light oh look at that look how that play you know Bob when this when this game
340:13 you know Bob when this when this game doesn't end in in 13
340:15 doesn't end in in 13 hours You're gonna laugh we're all we're
340:19 hours You're gonna laugh we're all we're all gonna laugh everyone's gonna laugh I
340:21 all gonna laugh everyone's gonna laugh I got a
340:23 got a draw H Man drawing has certainly been my
340:27 draw H Man drawing has certainly been my strong with this game
340:34 haha oh that's a good play that's a good play you're you're you're going to laugh
340:37 play you're you're you're going to laugh are you done are you done munching
340:40 are you done are you done munching [Laughter]
340:42 [Laughter] Wade well answer that's a strong no well
340:47 Wade well answer that's a strong no well Mark I feel like I didn't get to
340:48 Mark I feel like I didn't get to experience your joke the way you would
340:50 experience your joke the way you would wanted oh no oh hey I didn't even get a
340:52 wanted oh no oh hey I didn't even get a chance to get told a joke I just got the
340:54 chance to get told a joke I just got the punch you
340:57 punch you weren't not even punch line got straight
340:59 weren't not even punch line got straight to the punch whatever whatever I want to
341:02 to the punch whatever whatever I want to see what do you have what is you what is
341:04 see what do you have what is you what is your okay good don't don't look at those
341:06 your okay good don't don't look at those that's not good I'm
341:12 looking well I appreciate you leaving a five on there that's what I'm here for
341:15 five on there that's what I'm here for me
341:16 me too wait you're going to
341:19 too wait you're going to laugh yeah it's it's I'm I'm going to
341:21 laugh yeah it's it's I'm I'm going to laugh
341:31 no man Mark you always get it like have that's half a half a Miller before I do
341:34 that's half a half a Miller before I do well I'm sorry man I'm sorry I just had
341:36 well I'm sorry man I'm sorry I just had I've been burn too I got your
341:39 I've been burn too I got your [Music]
341:45 back uhhuh Bob that's what we call a win in hand over there so just oh it it
341:48 in hand over there so just oh it it truly it truly do be like that yeah uhoh
341:52 truly it truly do be like that yeah uhoh wait no it's
341:54 wait no it's uh okay wait hang on I can make this I
341:57 uh okay wait hang on I can make this I can make this good for you Bob I can
341:58 can make this good for you Bob I can make it good for you you're going to
341:59 make it good for you you're going to laugh I'm if I if I do this then I can
342:02 laugh I'm if I if I do this then I can make it good for you
342:05 make it good for you right yeah I made it good for you that
342:08 right yeah I made it good for you that was pretty good I made it good for
342:10 was pretty good I made it good for you oh God it's so scary might as well
342:14 you oh God it's so scary might as well pile this up oh no don't do that that's
342:18 pile this up oh no don't do that that's not what you want 10 cards oh man that's
342:21 not what you want 10 cards oh man that's funny oh you're going to laugh you're
342:24 funny oh you're going to laugh you're going to laugh wait wow really
342:26 going to laugh wait wow really bot oh wow well that happened faster
342:29 bot oh wow well that happened faster than
342:34 anticipated oh God just please get us out of here I can't take as much humor
342:36 out of here I can't take as much humor can we take a manded break please I got
342:39 can we take a manded break please I got to stop laughing it hurts too funny you
342:41 to stop laughing it hurts too funny you know you're going to
342:43 know you're going to laugh I remember you having a face I'm
342:46 laugh I remember you having a face I'm not
342:47 not sure you okay bud mint mint feel all
342:51 sure you okay bud mint mint feel all right mint mint you need a mint I had a
342:54 right mint mint you need a mint I had a mint thirsty mint oh I need some I need
342:57 mint thirsty mint oh I need some I need some Chick-fil-A
342:59 some Chick-fil-A sandwiches
343:01 sandwiches yeah we started late today so I had
343:03 yeah we started late today so I had lunch ear baah okay I can live with
343:05 lunch ear baah okay I can live with [ __ ] baah who's baah
343:08 [ __ ] baah who's baah I believe it's
343:10 I believe it's pronounced yeah oh is Triple A isn't it
343:13 pronounced yeah oh is Triple A isn't it to the theme like why would wouldn't
343:15 to the theme like why would wouldn't Barbara only be in the Rayman
343:17 Barbara only be in the Rayman one huh is Barbara a Rayman character
343:20 one huh is Barbara a Rayman character yeah Barbara's a Rayman character dummy
343:22 yeah Barbara's a Rayman character dummy oh I never played Rabbids or rayan oh
343:24 oh I never played Rabbids or rayan oh wait have you just been like whenever
343:27 wait have you just been like whenever whenever you're playing a game you're
343:29 whenever you're playing a game you're just like I hope not and then you load
343:30 just like I hope not and then you load up Rabbids and you're like oh thank God
343:33 up Rabbids and you're like oh thank God and you had no idea that was a Rayman
343:35 and you had no idea that was a Rayman character yeah W that's pretty stupid I
343:38 character yeah W that's pretty stupid I thought barara was just some fictional
343:40 thought barara was just some fictional character they made upo very nice Mark
343:43 character they made upo very nice Mark what am I gonna do what am I gonna do it
343:44 what am I gonna do what am I gonna do it was my only blue what am I going to do
343:47 was my only blue what am I going to do draw a card man be a bro no come on why
343:50 draw a card man be a bro no come on why would I do that no why would aha dude
343:54 would I do that no why would aha dude why are we all skips huh come on don't
343:57 why are we all skips huh come on don't hurt
343:58 hurt me what the fudge come on what come on
344:02 me what the fudge come on what come on bottled biscuits man okay well that's
344:05 bottled biscuits man okay well that's all right that hurts like a butt cheek
344:07 all right that hurts like a butt cheek on a stick my dude here have another
344:11 on a stick my dude here have another turn all right well all right back to
344:13 turn all right well all right back to your coming back to your weird ass
344:16 your coming back to your weird ass insult Bob ass
344:20 insult Bob ass insult I mean I guess technically yeah
344:22 insult I mean I guess technically yeah but ass
344:24 but ass insult did you guys quit jerking each
344:26 insult did you guys quit jerking each other off over
344:28 other off over there oh yeah yeah yeah what now yeah
344:31 there oh yeah yeah yeah what now yeah what now Bob yeah what now Bob you ain't
344:34 what now Bob yeah what now Bob you ain't got nothing to do yeah that's what you
344:36 got nothing to do yeah that's what you get
344:46 blue good of a friend blue stupid oh gosh diddly darn it you're so dumb
344:49 gosh diddly darn it you're so dumb sometimes wow listen BL hey here take
344:52 sometimes wow listen BL hey here take some of this I pronounced that correctly
344:54 some of this I pronounced that correctly take some of that
344:57 take some of that no I forgot you had
345:00 no I forgot you had that I don't remember Rabbids I've never
345:02 that I don't remember Rabbids I've never when's the last time we played Rabbids I
345:04 when's the last time we played Rabbids I don't know
345:12 ah cool cool cool cool cool yeah cool yeah very cool yeah cool Co all right
345:15 yeah very cool yeah cool Co all right cool not my real
345:18 cool not my real dad you remember that piano Guy H Bob
345:22 dad you remember that piano Guy H Bob just him all right IGN cool all right
345:25 just him all right IGN cool all right cry cry cry baby all right I I what can
345:30 cry cry cry baby all right I I what can I do that's my only hey what it's I had
345:33 I do that's my only hey what it's I had no options you know what can I what can
345:34 no options you know what can I what can I do right all right well I too you also
345:37 I do right all right well I too you also have no
345:40 have no options I
345:42 options I also what what you
345:50 got hey wait a minute oh hey hey what happened to my
345:52 minute oh hey hey what happened to my hand everything worked
345:55 hand everything worked out uh I don't really want to do that
345:59 out uh I don't really want to do that one anymore what you know what Mark what
346:02 one anymore what you know what Mark what what you won't you won't no balls you
346:04 what you won't you won't no balls you won't hey wait a minute hey hey wait a
346:08 won't hey wait a minute hey hey wait a minute can I have balls look I you
346:11 minute can I have balls look I you presents oh dear I don't have a
346:14 presents oh dear I don't have a five oo how do I get
346:17 five oo how do I get this that's a wise choice That's A wise
346:21 this that's a wise choice That's A wise choice that is a wise choice [ __ ] why
346:24 choice that is a wise choice [ __ ] why listen that what is that what does that
346:26 listen that what is that what does that do not me not me not me not me not me
346:28 do not me not me not me not me not me not me oh you know how to do it game
346:30 not me oh you know how to do it game yeah that's the way oh
346:34 yeah that's the way oh hey number one that didn't make sense
346:36 hey number one that didn't make sense and number two I feel
346:38 and number two I feel uncomfortable good job oh you but btle B
346:41 uncomfortable good job oh you but btle B bottle jar I not got to pass that over
346:44 bottle jar I not got to pass that over wait what what did you say I feel like
346:47 wait what what did you say I feel like this game just like it splits your brain
346:50 this game just like it splits your brain in half and you try to speak out of both
346:53 in half and you try to speak out of both sides and what comes out is nonsense no
346:56 sides and what comes out is nonsense no that is that's completely accurate you
346:59 that is that's completely accurate you tried to think of a container and you
347:00 tried to think of a container and you thought of both bottles and jars yeah oh
347:04 thought of both bottles and jars yeah oh no bottle bottle J what am I doing what
347:06 no bottle bottle J what am I doing what am doing what am I doing what am I doing
347:08 am doing what am I doing what am I doing one second what to do what that Rabbit
347:12 one second what to do what that Rabbit doesn't like it when you take your time
347:14 doesn't like it when you take your time what
347:15 what [ __ ] uh yeah wait
347:18 [ __ ] uh yeah wait wait the zero what the oh why yeah
347:22 wait the zero what the oh why yeah because of this Wade because of
347:26 because of this Wade because of that oh W well that's not cool hey wait
347:31 that oh W well that's not cool hey wait a minute
347:33 a minute hey come on boy yeah
347:37 hey come on boy yeah serious with this Su my
347:40 serious with this Su my boy I oh man hey Mark y what's up you
347:46 boy I oh man hey Mark y what's up you got this one in the bag there I thought
347:47 got this one in the bag there I thought that was I thought that was a I was
347:49 that was I thought that was a I was looking at the yes I was looking at the
347:51 looking at the yes I was looking at the number upside down but oh B that was my
347:54 number upside down but oh B that was my twin blue Bob I feel like you're doing
347:58 twin blue Bob I feel like you're doing this intentionally Mark I know that you
348:00 this intentionally Mark I know that you had greens bro I gave you green and you
348:02 had greens bro I gave you green and you didn't do anything I don't have green
348:04 didn't do anything I don't have green anymore I was trying to be I have please
348:07 anymore I was trying to be I have please have a turn no we're talking here
348:10 have a turn no we're talking here oh God you see you put me in these
348:13 oh God you see you put me in these situations Bob where I can't do anything
348:15 situations Bob where I can't do anything and I feel you like you do it
348:16 and I feel you like you do it intentionally sh on a crab apple I
348:18 intentionally sh on a crab apple I finally get to
348:19 finally get to play what listen Bob that that was good
348:24 play what listen Bob that that was good and that was what you deserved but at
348:26 and that was what you deserved but at the same time I I don't feel like that
348:29 the same time I I don't feel like that was good at all look here Mark you got
348:32 was good at all look here Mark you got to do something okay I'm going to help
348:33 to do something okay I'm going to help you out I'll do some you do no no no no
348:40 what color does he have Wade I'm not telling you it's a
348:51 secret hey wait oh wait oops no he has red okay wait D you better CH you I
348:54 red okay wait D you better CH you I didn't know who had whose hand B jump in
348:58 didn't know who had whose hand B jump in What jump in with what that's us losing
349:01 What jump in with what that's us losing we don't know this game as well as
349:08 you wait I feel like I a lot of that was your doing that was
349:10 I a lot of that was your doing that was all your fault Wade if someone did a
349:13 all your fault Wade if someone did a break down if someone did a someone do a
349:15 break down if someone did a someone do a breakdown in the comments or in the chat
349:18 breakdown in the comments or in the chat right now just say exactly how that was
349:20 right now just say exactly how that was Wade's fault it'll be really simple
349:23 Wade's fault it'll be really simple exactly it's F all right that's another
349:26 exactly it's F all right that's another reason to tack on to the end there yeah
349:30 reason to tack on to the end there yeah that's right I sound just like that's
349:31 that's right I sound just like that's what you sound like that's you that's
349:33 what you sound like that's you that's what you are is that my voice in your
349:34 what you are is that my voice in your head yes
349:42 it's kind of like Jimmy from South par yeah yeah sure yeah
349:44 yeah yeah sure yeah okay bah is not better no know
349:47 okay bah is not better no know seaheart I man but I don't think you're
349:50 seaheart I man but I don't think you're very good just read shirt
349:53 very good just read shirt seaheart what that's definely
349:55 seaheart what that's definely seart I don't have I don't think Wade's
349:58 seart I don't have I don't think Wade's reading that right yeah I don't think
349:59 reading that right yeah I don't think W's reading right period why why do you
350:02 W's reading right period why why do you keep doing that to us why do you like
350:05 keep doing that to us why do you like that card so much just I drove
350:07 that card so much just I drove it why would you make it blue why that
350:10 it why would you make it blue why that Blue's a good
350:12 Blue's a good color I will eat your children thank
350:16 color I will eat your children thank you that's a weird threat to
350:19 you that's a weird threat to me I'm hungry and also you eat some [ __ ]
350:22 me I'm hungry and also you eat some [ __ ] I think that's a good car color Bob I
350:25 I think that's a good car color Bob I think you picked well oh good I'm glad
350:28 think you picked well oh good I'm glad you like poop
350:30 you like poop green doctor yeah what's your poop look
350:33 green doctor yeah what's your poop look like it like that it has the characters
350:35 like it like that it has the characters on it and everything oh gosh diddly
350:38 on it and everything oh gosh diddly fiddly darn it trying to like not curse
350:41 fiddly darn it trying to like not curse or something how can I help you all
350:43 or something how can I help you all right listen help me help you help me
350:45 right listen help me help you help me help you help who help who help me help
350:49 help you help who help who help me help you okay I just want not here Mark okay
350:54 you okay I just want not here Mark okay all right cool thanks you're welcome I
350:56 all right cool thanks you're welcome I guess we're all on the same team we're
350:58 guess we're all on the same team we're we were all on the same page there we're
350:59 we were all on the same page there we're all in this together oh the game
351:04 all in this together oh the game defeat help the game title I leave that
351:07 defeat help the game title I leave that up for my mods yeah my mods take care of
351:09 up for my mods yeah my mods take care of that they're so good Monopoly is so so
351:13 that they're so good Monopoly is so so finicky that if I Tab out of it I'm
351:14 finicky that if I Tab out of it I'm afraid it will break you guys what B
351:18 afraid it will break you guys what B what that's just lazy you know mods help
351:21 what that's just lazy you know mods help well I mean what the [ __ ] straight out
351:24 well I mean what the [ __ ] straight out of the gate oh man you guys are getting
351:27 of the gate oh man you guys are getting brutalized doesn't even doesn't even
351:29 brutalized doesn't even doesn't even compare wait what the [ __ ]
351:34 compare wait what the [ __ ] wow hey all right listen takes it what
351:38 wow hey all right listen takes it what color you want Bob I'll pick it what
351:40 color you want Bob I'll pick it what color I mean red was fine I don't know
351:43 color I mean red was fine I don't know all right find red
351:45 all right find red then doesn't work out well for me but
351:47 then doesn't work out well for me but I'll do it for you Bob look I'll make
351:49 I'll do it for you Bob look I'll make the sacrifice for both oh but my hand is
351:52 the sacrifice for both oh but my hand is marked so good now my always been good
351:56 marked so good now my always been good waight I hate to break to that hand is
351:58 waight I hate to break to that hand is like oh God if that hand was in my pants
352:00 like oh God if that hand was in my pants that be tell you man my hand was pretty
352:03 that be tell you man my hand was pretty dope really hope you aren't putting
352:05 dope really hope you aren't putting these cards in your pants
352:07 these cards in your pants well you don't know till you hold them
352:08 well you don't know till you hold them do you I mean I'm not touching them you
352:11 do you I mean I'm not touching them you got to know when to hold them you got to
352:13 got to know when to hold them you got to know when to pantom oh
352:17 know when to pantom oh God man I hope doesn't have a draw four
352:31 oh oh bad move there wait wait you have so many cards yeah I do how's the
352:34 so many cards yeah I do how's the weather up there oh that that doesn't
352:35 weather up there oh that that doesn't work can I I can I blue can you guys
352:39 work can I I can I blue can you guys blue you can do what you I'll blue I'll
352:42 blue you can do what you I'll blue I'll blue there you go there you go I'll I'll
352:44 blue there you go there you go I'll I'll blue with you guys blew it up you
352:53 mother I'm going to reverse this you guys need to make it blue and I'll make
352:54 guys need to make it blue and I'll make blah
352:55 blah play what am I supposed to wait wait
352:59 play what am I supposed to wait wait okay good good one man the computers are
353:01 okay good good one man the computers are really bad about
353:03 really bad about that um o that none
353:10 Bob you be happy that's not blue this is blue you
353:13 happy that's not blue this is blue you silly oh hell yeah y Dingus oh no Take
353:18 silly oh hell yeah y Dingus oh no Take that well wow hey Mark buddy heyd my
353:23 that well wow hey Mark buddy heyd my main man this is a this is oh man uh my
353:29 main man this is a this is oh man uh my pants are unzipped right now just don't
353:31 pants are unzipped right now just don't oh
353:33 oh [ __ ] yeah what's that feel like
353:35 [ __ ] yeah what's that feel like all right here we go feels like ass
353:38 all right here we go feels like ass tiating in my gums you if you want to
353:41 tiating in my gums you if you want to jump in keep talk we go that's what I'm
353:45 jump in keep talk we go that's what I'm talking what does this do well if you
353:48 talking what does this do well if you you can play the block a plus two from
353:50 you can play the block a plus two from hitting you well it doesn't matter what
353:51 hitting you well it doesn't matter what color I
353:52 color I put it does cuz we don't know what Bob
353:54 put it does cuz we don't know what Bob has no
353:57 has no no wait just going to change it
354:00 no wait just going to change it anyway all right so whatever color he
354:02 anyway all right so whatever color he picks is the color Wade has yeah yeah
354:05 picks is the color Wade has yeah yeah definitely I'm go with blue that's Mark
354:07 definitely I'm go with blue that's Mark picked yeah thank you thank you for that
354:09 picked yeah thank you thank you for that okay never [ __ ] mind oh you know I i'
354:13 okay never [ __ ] mind oh you know I i' challenge
354:14 challenge thaten challeng that [ __ ] you still take
354:19 thaten challeng that [ __ ] you still take oh wait oh the oh oh oh it's fine no
354:24 oh wait oh the oh oh oh it's fine no well that sucks Mark I just need you to
354:27 well that sucks Mark I just need you to be nice like I was to you I am the
354:29 be nice like I was to you I am the nicest
354:30 nicest person I don't want to play you
354:34 person I don't want to play you play okay play I apparently I can't play
354:37 play okay play I apparently I can't play this card that I wanted to play so never
354:38 this card that I wanted to play so never mind I appreciate you w but but but I'm
354:46 mind I appreciate you w but but but I'm having so much fun that hurt me so much
354:49 having so much fun that hurt me so much in the Dickens mark look what you
354:51 in the Dickens mark look what you started what did I start what did I
354:52 started what did I start what did I start Mark please look what you did what
354:55 start Mark please look what you did what did I do Mark come on what did I do look
354:58 did I do Mark come on what did I do look look in the mirror sir I all I have is a
355:02 look in the mirror sir I all I have is a camera no no no no no not me not me not
355:05 camera no no no no no not me not me not me not me pick
355:07 me not me pick pb pb pb no don't see the power I've
355:10 pb pb pb no don't see the power I've wielded holy [ __ ] Wade God
355:14 wielded holy [ __ ] Wade God damn what a what a terrible terrible
355:16 damn what a what a terrible terrible card to have for this exact
355:33 [Music] situ and I mute that's how made me feel
355:37 situ and I mute that's how made me feel uhhuh yeah okay that's how I felt inside
355:40 uhhuh yeah okay that's how I felt inside wait you want to know how I
355:49 you my VOD
355:56 no you say your mom my V oh oh sorry that's fine I care you got
356:01 V oh oh sorry that's fine I care you got to edit now I always edit you can't it's
356:04 to edit now I always edit you can't it's just muted forever
356:09 all right I did not steal that hand from Mark originally I gave that hand to Mark
356:12 Mark originally I gave that hand to Mark originally that's true that was
356:13 originally that's true that was originally your hand Wade that was my
356:15 originally your hand Wade that was my hand at the start but at the same time I
356:18 hand at the start but at the same time I gave Bob a similar style thing I gave
356:21 gave Bob a similar style thing I gave you a win and you passed it on to Bob I
356:24 you a win and you passed it on to Bob I but I didn't ask for that waade you sir
356:28 but I didn't ask for that waade you sir are a tra Wade listen you that's would
356:31 are a tra Wade listen you that's would come up you and be like traitor it's
356:33 come up you and be like traitor it's really toxic of you to give someone a
356:37 really toxic of you to give someone a gift and then LOD that over them that's
356:40 gift and then LOD that over them that's not cool uh that's called
356:49 Christmas what no what that's I give you a gift you better give me two in return
356:51 a gift you better give me two in return that's called Christmas you remember the
356:52 that's called Christmas you remember the episode of The Office where Dwight gave
356:55 episode of The Office where Dwight gave did people favors and then held that
356:58 did people favors and then held that against them you remember that yeah it's
356:59 against them you remember that yeah it's called
357:05 Christmas all right you got me there but do I need to speak slow or something you
357:07 do I need to speak slow or something you could Mark I think we need to have a
357:09 could Mark I think we need to have a meeting that's
357:11 meeting that's [Music]
357:17 called must oh no Bob what were you saying I'm
357:21 must oh no Bob what were you saying I'm ask don't you talk to him I was saying I
357:23 ask don't you talk to him I was saying I think we need to have a meeting about
357:24 think we need to have a meeting about Wade all right cool let's have that
357:26 Wade all right cool let's have that meeting
357:28 meeting oh you want to go into like a separate
357:30 oh you want to go into like a separate room or something I don't even I'm not
357:32 room or something I don't even I'm not even allowed to participate in the game
357:33 even allowed to participate in the game anymore so I guess that's not
357:36 anymore so I guess that's not that's your
357:38 that's your friend
357:39 friend oh ah well that wasn't fair no that was
357:43 oh ah well that wasn't fair no that was really unfair
357:45 really unfair actually we'll go with yellow why not
357:48 actually we'll go with yellow why not it's a good color oh I swear to
358:04 Blaha that's not good Mark all right it's all on you bud hey wait urine is
358:07 it's all on you bud hey wait urine is the color of the
358:08 the color of the Gods okay that's
358:13 Gods okay that's conning you
358:15 conning you [ __ ] I don't know I don't know what you
358:17 [ __ ] I don't know I don't know what you meant by that but you know cool I guess
358:20 meant by that but you know cool I guess I me help me it's good to know that like
358:22 I me help me it's good to know that like even if they're got what a good color
358:24 even if they're got what a good color for you to have some fun oh I mean like
358:27 for you to have some fun oh I mean like a red or a yellow oh I like red all
358:30 a red or a yellow oh I like red all right cool cool cool cool if you got
358:32 right cool cool cool cool if you got with yellow after I had just needed it
358:34 with yellow after I had just needed it like eight cards ago I would have been
358:36 like eight cards ago I would have been so
358:42 mad I'm on a b I'm on a bah this is an interesting ah I clicked
358:45 bah this is an interesting ah I clicked it I'm getting rid of my bad card here
358:48 it I'm getting rid of my bad card here so that way you guys don't have to worry
358:49 so that way you guys don't have to worry about it anymore it's all gone and boah
358:50 about it anymore it's all gone and boah is going to be punished Bob's good to be
358:54 is going to be punished Bob's good to be punished be punished as long as he does
358:56 punished be punished as long as he does have a yeah good I was to sayless he has
358:58 have a yeah good I was to sayless he has a plus four to hit B you know what I
359:01 a plus four to hit B you know what I don't like the way you treat BAH are you
359:04 don't like the way you treat BAH are you [ __ ] my pancakes
359:06 [ __ ] my pancakes uh did you put your Mammoth dick into my
359:10 uh did you put your Mammoth dick into my pancakes I appreciate the compliment
359:12 pancakes I appreciate the compliment you're welcome really not what we're
359:13 you're welcome really not what we're here to talk about listen wait got
359:16 here to talk about listen wait got problems you got problems [ __ ]
359:20 problems you got problems [ __ ] giant all right Tiny Dick it's so small
359:23 giant all right Tiny Dick it's so small where is
359:24 where is it who knows that's uh can't find it who
359:27 it who knows that's uh can't find it who knows we tried just just playing games
359:30 knows we tried just just playing games over here right now there's a whole
359:31 over here right now there's a whole search and rescue team looking for that
359:32 search and rescue team looking for that dick and they found nothing oh dear all
359:35 dick and they found nothing oh dear all right all right well well that worked
359:43 out hey wait no Mark no wait what color what color does he have waade I don't
359:45 what color does he have waade I don't remember feel like that's not true I
359:47 remember feel like that's not true I feel like he might have just won the
359:49 feel like he might have just won the game
359:51 game aha it might be yellow or it might be
359:53 aha it might be yellow or it might be blue it's definitely not yellow all
359:57 blue it's definitely not yellow all right oh God damn
360:00 right oh God damn it okay so I'm thinking that blue or
360:03 it okay so I'm thinking that blue or green I don't remember I'm thinking that
360:05 green I don't remember I'm thinking that red a safe bet I think Fred's safe that
360:09 red a safe bet I think Fred's safe that I had another solution to the problem
360:11 I had another solution to the problem all right I didn't communicate I have a
360:14 all right I didn't communicate I have a blue I didn't have a blue anyway I
360:16 blue I didn't have a blue anyway I apologize oh that's good pretty good I
360:21 apologize oh that's good pretty good I like it when you do that to boy oh
360:22 like it when you do that to boy oh problem extra
360:25 problem extra [Music]
360:27 [Music] solve suck my hand boy that's not the
360:30 solve suck my hand boy that's not the phrase it's sck blue suck my hand BL
360:36 phrase it's sck blue suck my hand BL I'm pretty sure that's what he said yeah
360:39 I'm pretty sure that's what he said yeah suck
360:47 my that's it that's the one now you're speak I'm a French
360:50 speak I'm a French [Laughter]
360:55 [Laughter] horse was the original SE at the end
360:58 horse was the original SE at the end there supposed to be added was that like
361:00 there supposed to be added was that like a bonus at the end
361:03 a bonus at the end [Music]
361:10 what wait how did I not get that wa fast like as fast as possible yeah god
361:14 fast like as fast as possible yeah god what the
361:20 hell I have some concerns about the fairness of this game what this game
361:23 fairness of this game what this game just gave you the biggest middle finger
361:25 just gave you the biggest middle finger I've ever seen maybe this game is a
361:28 I've ever seen maybe this game is a French horse about the about the I was
361:32 French horse about the about the I was horse the whole time I'm sorry do French
361:34 horse the whole time I'm sorry do French [ __ ] go sure emphasiz
361:37 [ __ ] go sure emphasiz the you know how French [ __ ] are I
361:47 knowen want some company you walk down the street in the red light district and
361:49 the street in the red light district and just every window comes screaming
362:01 distance and you start feeling fear grip your
362:03 your heart like that that that was like a
362:07 heart like that that that was like a a wrong setting Wade got to have your
362:09 a wrong setting Wade got to have your presets right was a French hallway oh it
362:11 presets right was a French hallway oh it was my turn whatever too caught up in
362:15 was my turn whatever too caught up in the
362:21 bit you see double fives what happened to our hands we were
362:24 fives what happened to our hands we were all so low and now we're all so high get
362:26 all so low and now we're all so high get get him me sorry okay all right well
362:29 get him me sorry okay all right well I'll get I'm getting somebody get me
362:32 I'll get I'm getting somebody get me Mark oh get me come after me
362:36 Mark oh get me come after me maybe you know what okay maybe oh I
362:40 maybe you know what okay maybe oh I don't have that okay well that's
362:47 fine yeah I know on Twitter Uno said that nothing Stacks but you understand
362:49 that nothing Stacks but you understand that we don't control the rules of this
362:50 that we don't control the rules of this game right chat that literally we have
362:54 game right chat that literally we have to obey the rules of the game because
362:56 to obey the rules of the game because it's a
362:58 it's a game did you guys see that that Uno came
363:00 game did you guys see that that Uno came out on Twitter and was like you only
363:01 out on Twitter and was like you only have to draw one card and you can't
363:03 have to draw one card and you can't stack draw two
363:10 the whole internet was like would you guys play UNO on computers you play it
363:12 guys play UNO on computers you play it wrong and I was like we have no control
363:15 wrong and I was like we have no control over that we literally have no control
363:17 over that we literally have no control well we intentionally set the rules to
363:19 well we intentionally set the rules to [ __ ] you chat that's the rule setting I
363:20 [ __ ] you chat that's the rule setting I choose every time I blo it up and you
363:22 choose every time I blo it up and you guys are
363:23 guys are really that's generous I want to play I
363:26 really that's generous I want to play I want to play nah it's fine fine I won't
363:30 want to play nah it's fine fine I won't play I'll be here with all my French
363:32 play I'll be here with all my French [ __ ] pretty cool over here wait listen
363:36 [ __ ] pretty cool over here wait listen hey I
363:37 hey I can't
363:39 can't handsome I know I know ladies ladies
363:42 handsome I know I know ladies ladies please line up one at a time I can't
363:45 please line up one at a time I can't handle all of
363:53 this it's me it is me it is in fact me it is me but calm down listen I got a
363:57 it is me but calm down listen I got a girlfriend listen I got a girlfriend I'm
364:00 girlfriend listen I got a girlfriend I'm sorry I'm sorry I got a
364:04 sorry I'm sorry I got a girlfriend sorry got a girlfriend yeah I
364:06 girlfriend sorry got a girlfriend yeah I got a
364:08 got a girlfriend yeah you know what maybe you
364:10 girlfriend yeah you know what maybe you should
364:21 away I I didn't have that One queued up I'm
364:26 sorry what's this your mama's sweet ass oh that's what that one
364:29 oh that's what that one was that button did hello German
364:32 was that button did hello German prostitute how are you
364:36 prostitute how are you ass
364:37 ass Ah that's quite the German accent
364:41 Ah that's quite the German accent [Laughter]
364:44 [Laughter] you oh dear was that German French
364:47 you oh dear was that German French enough for
364:54 you what the [ __ ] what the you were saved yes die blah What did blah do to
364:58 saved yes die blah What did blah do to you don't wait oh
365:12 on was that better don't do that just stop doing the thing you're
365:15 stop doing the thing you're doing your mama's sweet ass what was
365:18 doing your mama's sweet ass what was that sound supposed to be just
365:20 that sound supposed to be just curious me being excited it's like a
365:24 curious me being excited it's like a you're
365:26 you're happy yeah it's like a re but you take
365:28 happy yeah it's like a re but you take off the r and you just have the E you
365:30 off the r and you just have the E you know it's a nice long- winded e after
365:33 know it's a nice long- winded e after the
365:36 the you're right still making guys still
365:37 you're right still making guys still making that reference
365:39 making that reference huh oh you sweet that's the first thing
365:43 huh oh you sweet that's the first thing I thought of I just didn't want to say
365:45 I thought of I just didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to get
365:46 anything because I didn't want to get him down any road Bob oh dude do you
365:49 him down any road Bob oh dude do you guys remember how to get to the Sweet in
365:52 guys remember how to get to the Sweet in I who is this from I don't even know
365:55 I who is this from I don't even know it's not from anything it's literally Oh
365:57 it's not from anything it's literally Oh you mean that yeah the
366:01 you mean that yeah the C I didn't know who it was from I'm not
366:05 C I didn't know who it was from I'm not paying ATT
366:11 [Laughter] oh that's just not a that's not a good
366:13 oh that's just not a that's not a good one never should have given him this
366:15 one never should have given him this power bom I bought it give you never
366:19 power bom I bought it give you never would have set it up if I didn't come
366:20 would have set it up if I didn't come over two your house yeah right here some
366:23 over two your house yeah right here some CS Mark had to come see you from G hey
366:28 CS Mark had to come see you from G hey whoa guys listen can we chill out with
366:30 whoa guys listen can we chill out with that yes now we can
366:32 that yes now we can chill oh that kind of worked out yeah
366:37 chill oh that kind of worked out yeah do you guys think if they did like a
366:38 do you guys think if they did like a liveaction Simpsons I could be Homer
366:41 liveaction Simpsons I could be Homer Simpson am I more of a Bart you're more
366:44 Simpson am I more of a Bart you're more of
366:46 of a you're a little too animated to be a
366:50 a you're a little too animated to be a why I had the most cards I'm sorry
366:58 what I don't know what's happening I'm just going to draw cards that card's
367:00 just going to draw cards that card's [ __ ]
367:01 [ __ ] broken oh I'm just going to draw cards
367:05 broken oh I'm just going to draw cards again okay it's fine it's fine I would
367:09 again okay it's fine it's fine I would like okay I'll sit here and just keep
367:10 like okay I'll sit here and just keep collecting a thank you thank you it's
367:13 collecting a thank you thank you it's okay it's not your problem anymore oh
367:15 okay it's not your problem anymore oh okay good great hang on I had some oh
367:19 okay good great hang on I had some oh boy
367:21 boy okay all right guess I think you know
367:23 okay all right guess I think you know what's going to happen next I know what
367:26 what's going to happen next I know what color was that was it what was it green
367:29 color was that was it what was it green green yeah Green okay all right this is
367:32 green yeah Green okay all right this is cool let's just get it over with oh I
367:36 cool let's just get it over with oh I want to
367:37 want to do no I'm just going to do
367:44 it I'm gifting you something Wade well I don't want to get too ahead
367:47 Wade well I don't want to get too ahead of myself this was Mark's hand
367:48 of myself this was Mark's hand originally you know what you're right it
367:50 originally you know what you're right it was thank you for being fairy you you
367:52 was thank you for being fairy you you got you got it happened I foresaw it and
367:55 got you got it happened I foresaw it and it happened yes Mark good job buddy
367:59 it happened yes Mark good job buddy thanks we're really on the same way like
368:01 thanks we're really on the same way like here ah man screw that Wade a come on
368:10 Instant Karma you don't know the meaning of karma oh guess who's got more cards
368:13 of karma oh guess who's got more cards than wi okay sa him out you
368:16 than wi okay sa him out you won't
368:18 won't you what listen did you do that just to
368:21 you what listen did you do that just to get you son of a
368:28 [ __ ] what did I do to you wait what have I done to you you started to laugh
368:30 have I done to you you started to laugh at me I you're funny so good [ __ ] so
368:35 at me I you're funny so good [ __ ] so you find my epic prank Funny I am going
368:40 you find my epic prank Funny I am going toep prank my life is now dedicated to
368:44 toep prank my life is now dedicated to ruining yours God no
368:49 ruining yours God no wow if I could just play I can't help
368:53 wow if I could just play I can't help you mark sorry that's okay it's a
368:56 you mark sorry that's okay it's a freefor all we're
369:03 all I got it that's why karate wow is that when Mario saw the guy die and then
369:05 that when Mario saw the guy die and then the monkey
369:14 yeah like how wait mutes himself like he died he doesn't actually mute Discord he
369:17 died he doesn't actually mute Discord he just goes quiet after all is as it
369:20 just goes quiet after all is as it should
369:22 should be let's see here let's see here let's
369:25 be let's see here let's see here let's see here all
369:28 see here all right play good play my man thank you
369:30 right play good play my man thank you thank
369:32 thank you now who's got more cards way W good
369:36 you now who's got more cards way W good play good now who's got more now who's
369:39 play good now who's got more now who's got more cards
369:41 got more cards [Music]
369:47 Wade that one was laughing at you not with you but I thought we were friends
369:50 with you but I thought we were friends you thought
369:56 wrong good play good play thank you thank
369:57 thank you all right well I'm running out of
370:04 options all right well I'm running out of options
370:09 what well I'm running out of options there's a whole table what the [ __ ] all
370:12 there's a whole table what the [ __ ] all right well I'm running out of
370:15 right well I'm running out of options I thought you knew exactly what
370:17 options I thought you knew exactly what cards I had [ __ ] not could you
370:21 cards I had [ __ ] not could you [ __ ] good play
370:24 [ __ ] good play block good play mark good play play good
370:26 block good play mark good play play good play thank you thank you it's okay cuz
370:29 play thank you thank you it's okay cuz B's got my
370:32 B's got my back don't hurt me
370:39 what what did you think was going to happen I thought it was going to be
370:41 happen I thought it was going to be punished hey can I do can I just
370:45 punished hey can I do can I just have yeah yeah you like that b you like
370:50 have yeah yeah you like that b you like that b exactly what I didn't one yeah
370:52 that b exactly what I didn't one yeah wait I have a two can I just draw a Plus
370:54 wait I have a two can I just draw a Plus on oh well but you like I thought you
370:57 on oh well but you like I thought you like that oh
371:00 like that oh [Music]
371:01 [Music] [ __ ] all right so I've got a problem
371:04 [ __ ] all right so I've got a problem Mark wait yeah listen okay that's fine
371:07 Mark wait yeah listen okay that's fine no hey wait
371:09 no hey wait okay buddy hang
371:18 on oh good yeah good good good hey okay well wait now wait I need a
371:22 well wait now wait I need a favor I don't think it's happening
371:24 favor I don't think it's happening what's
371:35 up thanks buddy you're welcome you you asked and and he gave you an
371:38 you you asked and and he gave you an honest answer well
371:41 honest answer well neat oh there we go all right so I got
371:45 neat oh there we go all right so I got another
371:46 another conundrum all right well you should ask
371:49 conundrum all right well you should ask me for help man I didn't even um no this
371:51 me for help man I didn't even um no this is going
371:52 is going to oh it's going to cause some problems
371:55 to oh it's going to cause some problems but my hand was so
371:57 but my hand was so good oh what hey but wow the
372:03 good oh what hey but wow the listen who
372:05 listen who [Laughter]
372:07 [Laughter] you didn't say anything just
372:11 you didn't say anything just listen why would you want that back
372:15 listen why would you want that back listen listen why would I want this
372:18 listen listen why would I want this listen when when a amateur chess player
372:20 listen when when a amateur chess player is playing against a master they can't
372:22 is playing against a master they can't perceive the moves that they're making
372:25 perceive the moves that they're making because they're so far down the road
372:27 because they're so far down the road [ __ ]
372:28 [ __ ] you
372:35 [ __ ] oh no my hand oh but it still be red why it be red cuz
372:40 red why it be red cuz red mark need a color any and is good I
372:46 red mark need a color any and is good I mean blue also could work blue really
372:48 mean blue also could work blue really doesn't work for me so I'm just GNA not
372:50 doesn't work for me so I'm just GNA not do that all right I'm going to cause
372:52 do that all right I'm going to cause some more issues but it's okay wait
372:56 some more issues but it's okay wait everything's fine everything's fine mark
372:58 everything's fine everything's fine mark look what you did I know everything's
373:01 look what you did I know everything's good well it's it's Bob you wouldn't
373:04 good well it's it's Bob you wouldn't understand understand the kind of
373:05 understand understand the kind of conundrum I've got in my fingertips okay
373:09 conundrum I've got in my fingertips okay okay Carol chanting impression from who
373:12 okay Carol chanting impression from who Li
373:12 Li anyway you wouldn't
373:16 anyway you wouldn't understand you got to
373:18 understand you got to ask fire shots or
373:23 ask fire shots or seven um am I
373:25 seven um am I [Music]
373:27 [Music] bleeding if you want it take
373:29 bleeding if you want it take it I'm really intrigued the one I have
373:32 it I'm really intrigued the one I have is that holy [ __ ]
373:35 is that holy [ __ ] oh what fresh shell is this why is there
373:37 oh what fresh shell is this why is there so want that what the [ __ ] he's tra with
373:42 so want that what the [ __ ] he's tra with it oh dear when you have as large a
373:46 it oh dear when you have as large a brain as I do you would never be able to
373:49 brain as I do you would never be able to perceive my
373:51 perceive my moves I am that
373:55 moves I am that smart oh God I forgot a
373:59 smart oh God I forgot a timer you can't be as smart as me I
374:02 timer you can't be as smart as me I forgot the loud timer that's blasting in
374:04 forgot the loud timer that's blasting in my ears
374:06 my ears all right everyone just let's be chill
374:08 all right everyone just let's be chill BL and don't don't
374:11 BL and don't don't don't
374:14 don't okay wait why'd you make it blue I don't
374:17 okay wait why'd you make it blue I don't know cuz I I picked a color that was
374:21 know cuz I I picked a color that was colorful oh we are all back up to eight
374:23 colorful oh we are all back up to eight cards and [ __ ] oh God damn
374:35 it what the [ __ ] wow somebody needs some work on the RNG for this game what the f
374:37 work on the RNG for this game what the f all right
374:39 all right Bob here you go but no no listen listen
374:42 Bob here you go but no no listen listen listen listen listen listen me me me me
374:46 listen listen listen listen me me me me me Dam why in God's name would I gift
374:48 me Dam why in God's name would I gift you that thank
374:56 you I didn't deserve it I'm such a [Laughter]
375:00 [Laughter] night oh
375:02 night oh no it's mine after all
375:06 no it's mine after all thanks
375:25 over Oh Me Oh me me me me me me
375:27 me me all right cool here we go here we go
375:32 me all right cool here we go here we go again there we goe
375:35 again there we goe funny joke good joke oh
375:40 funny joke good joke oh boy okay well I'm sure Wade will have to
375:42 boy okay well I'm sure Wade will have to draw some
375:44 draw some cards oh I'm sure I'm sure Wade will
375:48 cards oh I'm sure I'm sure Wade will have everything's fine I'm sure Wade
375:50 have everything's fine I'm sure Wade will have to draw some cards that color
375:52 will have to draw some cards that color was
375:54 was fine no to draw some cards oh wait I
375:59 fine no to draw some cards oh wait I forgot Mark has to draw some cards first
376:02 forgot Mark has to draw some cards first sorry that was such a I thought you like
376:05 sorry that was such a I thought you like the joke I thought you like the joke
376:07 the joke I thought you like the joke good joke good joke good joke good joke
376:10 good joke good joke good joke good joke very good aha no that's my only
376:19 blue all right okay well okay good joke good joke good joke's over all right
376:20 good joke good joke's over all right good good good good great
376:22 good good good good great great uh I guess I'm just gonna hang on
376:25 great uh I guess I'm just gonna hang on Mark hang on don't get mad don't get mad
376:27 Mark hang on don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad why I get
376:28 don't get mad don't get mad why I get mad why would I get mad why would I get
376:29 mad why would I get mad why would I get mad why am I mad I'm than good I'm not
376:31 mad why am I mad I'm than good I'm not the angry type of
376:33 the angry type of person I'm not the type of person don't
376:36 person I'm not the type of person don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad
376:37 get mad don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad don't get
376:39 don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad it's okay that's how you
376:41 mad it's okay that's how you know oh sweet ever loving
376:45 know oh sweet ever loving Jesus
376:47 Jesus yeah why would you keep it that color
376:49 yeah why would you keep it that color you unbelievable that color is fine no
376:55 you unbelievable that color is fine no not that color
376:57 not that color sucks no I feel like that color is fine
376:59 sucks no I feel like that color is fine and your color sucks I think your color
377:03 and your color sucks I think your color in general
377:06 in general actually sliding your hand down my
377:14 shoulder oh I was going to say water slide but hey yes you know what's a good
377:18 slide but hey yes you know what's a good [ __ ]
377:20 [ __ ] color I don't believe
377:23 color I don't believe you aha I forgot about that H well
377:26 you aha I forgot about that H well that's okay I got some other stuff but I
377:29 that's okay I got some other stuff but I also don't like this color I think it's
377:32 also don't like this color I think it's dumb and okay well yeah yeah yeah yeah
377:37 dumb and okay well yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah perfect all right look who's look
377:41 yeah perfect all right look who's look who's going to get punished now I hope
377:42 who's going to get punished now I hope you learned your lesson no Mark wow
377:48 you learned your lesson no Mark wow got here we go I got some lessons for
377:51 got here we go I got some lessons for you my dude I am taking you to
377:56 you my dude I am taking you to school well look when you're a master
378:00 school well look when you're a master when you're Master chest oh God this
378:02 when you're Master chest oh God this this is the hand of uhoh Marcus Marcus
378:05 this is the hand of uhoh Marcus Marcus seven decks ahead of us right now how do
378:07 seven decks ahead of us right now how do we still have like 100 cards a piece
378:10 we still have like 100 cards a piece listen I'm in the long isn't even the
378:12 listen I'm in the long isn't even the dragon deck I feel
378:16 dragon deck I feel targeted no oh baby it's okay wait it
378:20 targeted no oh baby it's okay wait it gets
378:22 gets here me uh no no thank you is there an
378:26 here me uh no no thank you is there an upper limit on number of cards you could
378:29 upper limit on number of cards you could have we hit over 30 before oh dear oh
378:32 have we hit over 30 before oh dear oh wait a minute okay there we go listen
378:34 wait a minute okay there we go listen it's fun
378:36 it's fun F any more [ __ ] sevens hanging around
378:39 F any more [ __ ] sevens hanging around out there I hope
378:49 not mommy daddy oh dude color look at that color thank you I've always liked
378:52 that color thank you I've always liked that
378:53 that color rude be skipped oh but now I'm the
378:57 color rude be skipped oh but now I'm the [ __ ] got him please go all right be
379:00 [ __ ] got him please go all right be skipped I wouldn't even did
379:03 skipped I wouldn't even did it me just handing around the whole
379:06 it me just handing around the whole [ __ ]
379:12 wow everywhere what the [ __ ]
379:15 everywhere what the [ __ ] skipped what the [ __ ] man hey what what
379:20 skipped what the [ __ ] man hey what what so aggressive I got swept up in the I
379:22 so aggressive I got swept up in the I not have a card I don't know man sounds
379:25 not have a card I don't know man sounds like a you problem I don't know why
379:26 like a you problem I don't know why you're getting so bad at
379:32 us uhhuh uh-huh uhhuh yeah to pick for you
379:36 uhhuh yeah to pick for you that was the worst color you could have
379:39 that was the worst color you could have ever
379:40 ever chosen you
379:42 chosen you are a
379:44 are a [ __ ] a [ __ ] this's what you get oh
379:49 [ __ ] a [ __ ] this's what you get oh again you're wa that's been skipping you
379:52 again you're wa that's been skipping you all night I got big skip energy you can
379:54 all night I got big skip energy you can you can talk in that funny stupid voice
379:57 you can talk in that funny stupid voice all you want but it still makes you a
379:58 all you want but it still makes you a jerk oh yeah not blue not blue green
380:05 jerk oh yeah not blue not blue green psychology
380:07 psychology you yeah I kind of was so that way I can
380:10 you yeah I kind of was so that way I can do this I couldn't remember what the
380:11 do this I couldn't remember what the hell wait a minute challenge him
380:14 hell wait a minute challenge him computer dude challenge do the
380:17 computer dude challenge do the challenge take no you
380:25 stupid it's okay Wade still has 15 cards I think we'll survive I don't have blue
380:27 I think we'll survive I don't have blue I know how do you have 17 cards and have
380:30 I know how do you have 17 cards and have no blue oh there you go you had blue
380:32 no blue oh there you go you had blue buddy get the blue
380:36 buddy get the blue got yellow that works a well I don't wow
380:39 got yellow that works a well I don't wow hey I say green
380:43 hey I say green [ __ ] okay man remember when I used to
380:46 [ __ ] okay man remember when I used to do stuff
380:48 do stuff yellow no I like swear to God bubble eat
380:53 yellow no I like swear to God bubble eat your soul Blue's good I like blue Blue's
380:55 your soul Blue's good I like blue Blue's good your intestines oh well that's
380:59 good your intestines oh well that's unfortunate oh man
381:09 oh well there you go oh well there you go there you go what do you have to say
381:13 go there you go what do you have to say wa
381:15 wa oh
381:17 oh wait you locked out Bob you yes you you
381:20 wait you locked out Bob you yes you you got any you got any aggression need to
381:22 got any you got any aggression need to take out yeah I do yeah I do I do I do I
381:25 take out yeah I do yeah I do I do I do I actually I do I do I do I really
381:28 actually I do I do I do I really do all right oh yeah I one more uhoh
381:33 do all right oh yeah I one more uhoh come on boy
381:41 no was all yellow all right well I don't really have a lot of choice come on now
381:44 really have a lot of choice come on now I made it but now it's blue I know
381:47 I made it but now it's blue I know everybody likes blue Blue's good here
381:49 everybody likes blue Blue's good here you go oh no no thank you we our
381:53 you go oh no no thank you we our different hey I said you go oh dear oh
381:57 different hey I said you go oh dear oh wow that's all right I'll go oh
382:01 wow that's all right I'll go oh okay uhoh oh balls
382:06 okay uhoh oh balls that's not a good thing to happen right
382:08 that's not a good thing to happen right before this other thing that's going to
382:10 before this other thing that's going to happen uh I need to leave wait
382:27 right what what the [ __ ] don't want mine have you guys ever had a finger go numb
382:29 have you guys ever had a finger go numb for like four straight days no my pinky
382:32 for like four straight days no my pinky finger my right hand has been tingling
382:33 finger my right hand has been tingling for like days now
382:36 for like days now go that's a little too long I'm busy
382:40 go that's a little too long I'm busy I've like woken up with a numb finger or
382:42 I've like woken up with a numb finger or numb hand from like sleeping on it but
382:45 numb hand from like sleeping on it but more than you know into the evening of
382:47 more than you know into the evening of the same day is a little it doesn't
382:49 the same day is a little it doesn't really [ __ ] matter I guess here Mark
382:51 really [ __ ] matter I guess here Mark you can have you just wanted your hand
382:53 you can have you just wanted your hand back man just admit it you're going to
382:55 back man just admit it you're going to give it back in a minute any I'm not
382:56 give it back in a minute any I'm not going to give it back why would I give
382:57 going to give it back why would I give it back you will cuz you like me I'm
383:00 it back you will cuz you like me I'm going to you like like me like okay
383:02 going to you like like me like okay first off no it's fine it's fine it's
383:05 first off no it's fine it's fine it's fine I get it first off Wade you're
383:06 fine I get it first off Wade you're making some pretty Grand assumptions
383:09 making some pretty Grand assumptions dude they're so big he said Grand not
383:13 dude they're so big he said Grand not big but whatever they're so
383:15 big but whatever they're so grandiose there you go that's more
383:17 grandiose there you go that's more appropriate but not the
383:19 appropriate but not the point it could be what the [ __ ] with the
383:22 point it could be what the [ __ ] with the the important point is to not okay well
383:25 the important point is to not okay well you know that's an
383:26 you know that's an option all right thank you that means a
383:30 option all right thank you that means a five a five yeah it sure does it sure
383:33 five a five yeah it sure does it sure does it sure does oh [ __ ] me oh well
383:35 does it sure does oh [ __ ] me oh well that's not good what's he got Wade how
383:37 that's not good what's he got Wade how do we how do we how do we how do we get
383:39 do we how do we how do we how do we get him like
383:41 him like that got
383:49 him D I missed the D that's too bad [ __ ] oh neat look at this Bob it's your turn
383:53 oh neat look at this Bob it's your turn I don't want to do that look Mark you
383:56 I don't want to do that look Mark you deal with this okay no no I'll deal with
383:59 deal with this okay no no I'll deal with this okay tough crab hey you
384:05 this okay tough crab hey you good hand good hand right winning hand
384:08 good hand good hand right winning hand oh I got a three my three screen
384:15 too okay well I got a three my three is red I had a three too so it's okay cool
384:19 red I had a three too so it's okay cool aha oh dear is it blue yeah yes
384:24 aha oh dear is it blue yeah yes yay had to draw the cards just as an
384:27 yay had to draw the cards just as an exra [ __ ] you
384:29 exra [ __ ] you ha the shoe I sort of on the other foot
384:33 ha the shoe I sort of on the other foot I sort of thought it wasn't blue do you
384:36 I sort of thought it wasn't blue do you guys want to do like a Rayman game or
384:38 guys want to do like a Rayman game or something
384:40 something sure we got
384:50 leave I guess that's yes I suppose yeah I'm I'm making the new Lobby oh okay all
384:52 I'm I'm making the new Lobby oh okay all right I just felt so lonely for a moment
384:54 right I just felt so lonely for a moment felt so abandoned and lost well we
384:57 felt so abandoned and lost well we didn't want to talk to you why would you
384:59 didn't want to talk to you why would you not want to talk to me is this the one
385:00 not want to talk to me is this the one that is this one the Dragon one or is it
385:04 that is this one the Dragon one or is it made a horrible mistake there's also the
385:06 made a horrible mistake there's also the one with Barbara oh [ __ ] that's why I
385:09 one with Barbara oh [ __ ] that's why I was thinking Rayman cuz I was like don't
385:10 was thinking Rayman cuz I was like don't do whatever I you know I think you
385:13 do whatever I you know I think you actually like Barbara and you just try
385:17 actually like Barbara and you just try to hide it get out of my house what I
385:20 to hide it get out of my house what I think Wade has a sec crush on Barbara I
385:23 think Wade has a sec crush on Barbara I am a married happily man happily married
385:26 am a married happily man happily married man is the words that doesn't mean you
385:28 man is the words that doesn't mean you can't have a crush that doesn't
385:31 can't have a crush that doesn't automatically disqualify beverage no
385:35 automatically disqualify beverage no those are called orange
385:41 crushes you right Bob invite I was just not paying attention
385:43 invite I was just not paying attention why you got up call me out like
385:46 why you got up call me out like that can't you just calm
385:53 down I'm going to turn on the air conditioner it's real
385:55 conditioner it's real hot yeah you down there where it be
385:58 hot yeah you down there where it be hot it was like 55 deges this morning
386:01 hot it was like 55 deges this morning here okay please everyone should move to
386:03 here okay please everyone should move to San Francisco it's beautiful I if I had
386:06 San Francisco it's beautiful I if I had a million dollars I
386:12 would but unfortunately I've got what's the opposite of that a negative one glow
386:15 the opposite of that a negative one glow box weed Barbara again yeah you guys are
386:19 box weed Barbara again yeah you guys are your Barbara emotes you didn't get what
386:20 your Barbara emotes you didn't get what you wanted now did you look I I know
386:23 you wanted now did you look I I know your heartbroken
386:25 your heartbroken but got
386:27 but got it okay I
386:30 it okay I uh okay
386:36 I could have played another card I just got excited when I saw it was the
386:38 got excited when I saw it was the same Mark I feel like you and I are just
386:40 same Mark I feel like you and I are just on the same wavelength here man okay
386:42 on the same wavelength here man okay thank
386:43 thank you I doubt that was an improvement I
386:46 you I doubt that was an improvement I mean it's kind of
386:48 mean it's kind of good it's pretty good n I'm just saying
386:51 good it's pretty good n I'm just saying I doubt it you know I mean it's pretty
386:53 I doubt it you know I mean it's pretty good I guess no I don't believe you I
386:55 good I guess no I don't believe you I mean I'm looking right at it it's pretty
386:57 mean I'm looking right at it it's pretty good there's no blue here I feel like
386:59 good there's no blue here I feel like I've been
387:00 I've been bamboozled uh it's pronounced bamboozled
387:04 bamboozled uh it's pronounced bamboozled all right Mark you can have your hand
387:05 all right Mark you can have your hand back okay wow that's pretty cold what do
387:09 back okay wow that's pretty cold what do you mean it's cold it's nice he loaned
387:11 you mean it's cold it's nice he loaned it to me and I'm giving it back with
387:12 it to me and I'm giving it back with interest you're gonna take it you're G
387:14 interest you're gonna take it you're G to CH G to call him out you GNA [ __ ] it
387:16 to CH G to call him out you GNA [ __ ] it I listen [ __ ] I'm I'm gonna dude he
387:20 I listen [ __ ] I'm I'm gonna dude he would [ __ ] it why he he'd be like you
387:26 would [ __ ] it why he he'd be like you know I think I'm tired I think my slap
387:28 know I think I'm tired I think my slap Happy nature is starting to erotic erupt
387:32 Happy nature is starting to erotic erupt erupt
387:34 erupt Mark yes I'm sorry I we I think we need
387:37 Mark yes I'm sorry I we I think we need to work together okay well what color do
387:40 to work together okay well what color do you want my dude I well I mean anything
387:44 you want my dude I well I mean anything but blue sounds good to me
387:47 but blue sounds good to me cool
387:49 cool tight I almost did it blue just because
387:52 tight I almost did it blue just because you said it like that but well then I
387:55 you said it like that but well then I realized I don't always have to be I
387:57 realized I don't always have to be I don't always have to be that guy you
387:59 don't always have to be that guy you know I could just be don't you don't
388:00 know I could just be don't you don't have to be that guy really wow Bob you
388:03 have to be that guy really wow Bob you win
388:05 win I I do W that it's just what Drew I
388:08 I I do W that it's just what Drew I didn't choose that man I just just have
388:10 didn't choose that man I just just have to be nice Universe sends it back my way
388:14 to be nice Universe sends it back my way yeah you saw the path [ __ ] lesson
388:16 yeah you saw the path [ __ ] lesson learned I saw the path you're right saw
388:19 learned I saw the path you're right saw the
388:24 path I hope we get Barbara or or does it not is it always glow box
388:28 not is it always glow box a oh yeah I think the room stays the
388:30 a oh yeah I think the room stays the same
388:37 hey this is so nice and and blue oh look at that so nice and blue oh it's so
388:39 at that so nice and blue oh it's so beautiful and
388:39 beautiful and [Music]
388:41 [Music] blue let's make it red that one still
388:44 blue let's make it red that one still blow no way dude
388:48 blow no way dude dude I'm sorry glowbox started War get
388:53 dude I'm sorry glowbox started War get dude well that didn't work Mark I'm
388:56 dude well that didn't work Mark I'm sorry here here four there I'll call it
388:59 sorry here here four there I'll call it out
389:00 out what me me me me me enjoy that [ __ ] oh
389:05 what me me me me me enjoy that [ __ ] oh God damn it I know you had that [ __ ] too
389:09 God damn it I know you had that [ __ ] too get them get them way to do your stuff
389:10 get them get them way to do your stuff no I got to break my 69 up Goodbye old
389:15 no I got to break my 69 up Goodbye old friend oh god oh that was old
389:19 friend oh god oh that was old okay why is it always the D can it be a
389:22 okay why is it always the D can it be a different BL I don't
389:24 different BL I don't know why why thank you I guess look look
389:28 know why why thank you I guess look look you don't know the way my mind works let
389:31 you don't know the way my mind works let me work there you go buddy I'm setting
389:33 me work there you go buddy I'm setting you up
389:34 you up I knew that was happening here we
389:37 I knew that was happening here we go you're done now oh
389:48 yeah okay all right okay cool good that wasn't that wasn't wait was that not
389:50 wasn't that wasn't wait was that not what you had M no I thought that was
389:52 what you had M no I thought that was going to go differently I got a Bo in my
389:56 going to go differently I got a Bo in my face all right okay well it's okay maybe
390:00 face all right okay well it's okay maybe you should tell me next time like
390:01 you should tell me next time like specifically work together
390:04 specifically work together my expectations and that's it's not fair
390:06 my expectations and that's it's not fair of me to
390:08 of me to hold you to that all wow what a draw
390:13 hold you to that all wow what a draw Mark you want my hand oh that's a that's
390:15 Mark you want my hand oh that's a that's a Dicky move
390:25 aha oh one B yes you do mark look at god what the hell is this happen about me I
390:27 what the hell is this happen about me I drew both of those oh dear well there we
390:30 drew both of those oh dear well there we go
390:31 go buddy all right
390:34 buddy all right thanks whoa with great power comes great
390:38 thanks whoa with great power comes great ass not not NE necessar not NE what I
390:44 ass not not NE necessar not NE what I can't not on
390:48 can't not on Tuesdays oh it actually is Tuesday I was
390:50 Tuesdays oh it actually is Tuesday I was almost just like it's it is it is
390:53 almost just like it's it is it is Tuesday though it sure is all
391:02 right do it do it Wade do it do it I will you won't
391:04 will you won't oh wow Mark I'm giving you a chance but
391:07 oh wow Mark I'm giving you a chance but you got to win now yeah what what's
391:08 you got to win now yeah what what's going to happen the clock is ticking
391:10 going to happen the clock is ticking yeah okay the clock yeah clock unless cl
391:14 yeah okay the clock yeah clock unless cl cl cl glow box Mark I'm sorry are you
391:18 cl cl glow box Mark I'm sorry are you okay okay yeah what's going on I'm
391:20 okay okay yeah what's going on I'm fine all right that is rude number one I
391:25 fine all right that is rude number one I told you to win when you my God think
391:27 told you to win when you my God think you deserve this buddy I'm going to help
391:30 you deserve this buddy I'm going to help you out that's not good forg that I
391:33 you out that's not good forg that I forgot about
391:39 [ __ ] anybody else want to try to jump in and ruin this for
391:40 and ruin this for me but I guess what Yow oh no that's not
391:46 me but I guess what Yow oh no that's not good all right cool this is an
391:48 good all right cool this is an interesting I should have picked a color
391:49 interesting I should have picked a color that he didn't have if I knew what that
391:51 that he didn't have if I knew what that would be I could have wait when did I
391:53 would be I could have wait when did I say something about a great ass o
391:54 say something about a great ass o glowbox yeah with great power comes a
391:57 glowbox yeah with great power comes a great ass minute ago oh yeah right
392:00 great ass minute ago oh yeah right that's why my boot is so
392:02 that's why my boot is so smoothy ah be a powerful man combination
392:05 smoothy ah be a powerful man combination of what way just said and what happened
392:07 of what way just said and what happened to
392:12 me can you ever just be happy for my great commentary
392:20 Bob not not all the time man about just right now in this moment Fill Me With
392:23 right now in this moment Fill Me With Your Love of my comment about the real
392:25 Your Love of my comment about the real [ __ ] you know I do cuz sometimes you
392:28 [ __ ] you know I do cuz sometimes you clog up the toilet with it you know you
392:30 clog up the toilet with it you know you just got to plunge
392:32 just got to plunge that I'm the re for your plumbing issues
392:35 that I'm the re for your plumbing issues Wade I have to sit here in between the
392:37 Wade I have to sit here in between the two of you and experience you can
392:40 two of you and experience you can plunger with us mark That's not how
392:42 plunger with us mark That's not how Discord works oh
392:45 Discord works oh no I
392:47 no I just that's not too
392:50 just that's not too bad these ass cards oh my nips just
392:53 bad these ass cards oh my nips just perked
392:54 perked up cuz I said ass cards well added to it
392:59 up cuz I said ass cards well added to it that was like an extra quarter of an
393:00 that was like an extra quarter of an inch oo okay that is a great
393:05 inch oo okay that is a great color blue is like blue is pretty good
393:10 color blue is like blue is pretty good oh wait no blue sucks no Blue's
393:13 oh wait no blue sucks no Blue's bad no Blue's
393:15 bad no Blue's bad yeah let's go with green okay well
393:20 bad yeah let's go with green okay well I'll take that I'll take green hell yeah
393:24 I'll take that I'll take green hell yeah hell yeah man I don't know what's just
393:27 hell yeah man I don't know what's just play Green skip you got one you won't I
393:30 play Green skip you got one you won't I I do have a green you got one you you
393:32 I do have a green you got one you you will you might you don't have one no you
393:34 will you might you don't have one no you lie you won't do it you will no
393:38 lie you won't do it you will no balls balls [ __ ] my beautiful plan oh
393:41 balls balls [ __ ] my beautiful plan oh man yeah I see this is a good plan H
393:44 man yeah I see this is a good plan H there it goes Bob check out this plan oh
393:48 there it goes Bob check out this plan oh [ __ ] it's pretty good plan right okay
393:49 [ __ ] it's pretty good plan right okay this is weird a strong ass
393:52 this is weird a strong ass plan hey Bob what color you need for
393:55 plan hey Bob what color you need for that plan green uh green yeah yeah there
393:58 that plan green uh green yeah yeah there you go they didn't get rid of the green
394:00 you go they didn't get rid of the green just have the four you know yeah the
394:02 just have the four you know yeah the four yeah
394:05 four yeah plus
394:07 plus four plus four
394:14 what look at that BL to magic all Mark has to do is just not
394:16 magic all Mark has to do is just not hurt him okay that's
394:20 hurt him okay that's over that's not what you want to see oh
394:24 over that's not what you want to see oh hey wait a minute know
394:27 hey wait a minute know right wait a minute why am I not in on
394:30 right wait a minute why am I not in on this why do I have this [ __ ] hand listen
394:33 this why do I have this [ __ ] hand listen because you because you have made
394:36 because you because you have made mistakes in your
394:38 mistakes in your life you don't know
394:45 that you know anything could happen anything at all you know whaty
394:51 happen anything at all you know whaty pyy I don't want to win on it well you
394:54 pyy I don't want to win on it well you know what I'm regretting that decision
394:56 know what I'm regretting that decision oh man wow that really didn't go my way
395:00 oh man wow that really didn't go my way red no I have a lot of cars man can you
395:03 red no I have a lot of cars man can you just be nice to the same number of cards
395:06 just be nice to the same number of cards you just had you pissed it
395:09 you just had you pissed it away I'm not trying to win on some cheap
395:12 away I'm not trying to win on some cheap handed to me vict I want to win because
395:14 handed to me vict I want to win because I earned it you didn't though yeah you
395:18 I earned it you didn't though yeah you just lost it no wait what no I'm earning
395:20 just lost it no wait what no I'm earning it right I am earning this is how I earn
395:24 it right I am earning this is how I earn it erest goes to camp you earned
395:28 it erest goes to camp you earned this ah see see how I earn things well I
395:32 this ah see see how I earn things well I don't know if I
395:34 don't know if I you earned this that back to me okay
395:37 you earned this that back to me okay well all right what was that W what' you
395:39 well all right what was that W what' you say I just want to say I appreciate your
395:41 say I just want to say I appreciate your friend definitely earned this thank you
395:43 friend definitely earned this thank you definitely earned this okay well I feel
395:46 definitely earned this okay well I feel like my Act of generosity you go there
395:48 like my Act of generosity you go there you go buddy there you go there you go
395:51 you go buddy there you go there you go wouldn't that be something that you
395:52 wouldn't that be something that you would you would think it would be
395:54 would you would think it would be enjoyable but like there's braces and
395:56 enjoyable but like there's braces and sharp teeth and a knives maybe a
395:59 sharp teeth and a knives maybe a barbecue skewer happens in your head
396:05 barbecue skewer happens in your head I don't know what that one does okay it
396:08 I don't know what that one does okay it just
396:09 just dies I
396:11 dies I did you really not have any yellows
396:14 did you really not have any yellows right
396:16 right now
396:18 now uhoh BL yellows blue that's an odd
396:23 uhoh BL yellows blue that's an odd choice but you know I respect it cuz you
396:26 choice but you know I respect it cuz you got hootspa you got to respect it m well
396:30 got hootspa you got to respect it m well now I'm going with the red I respect
396:32 now I'm going with the red I respect that too
396:34 that too just not as much okay not not as much I
396:37 just not as much okay not not as much I don't perhaps a nice blue would have
396:40 don't perhaps a nice blue would have been preferred oh
396:43 been preferred oh oh roll coaster coming around this
396:47 oh roll coaster coming around this way there you go that's sweet sweet
396:49 way there you go that's sweet sweet little baby peen
396:52 little baby peen three I don't say the words baby and
396:54 three I don't say the words baby and peen next to each other yeah don't yeah
396:56 peen next to each other yeah don't yeah don't do that that's yeah I think that
396:58 don't do that that's yeah I think that was that that's a bad bad you know what
397:00 was that that's a bad bad you know what I feel like I deserve this so I'm just
397:02 I feel like I deserve this so I'm just going to take it you do yeah
397:04 going to take it you do yeah yeah I'm just going to take it that's
397:06 yeah I'm just going to take it that's the that's the man I know in love Yeah
397:09 the that's the man I know in love Yeah me that's yeah that's the
397:11 me that's yeah that's the one thanks
397:14 one thanks man well I guess I'm playing that one
397:17 man well I guess I'm playing that one thanks
397:19 thanks man you got to have whistle whistle
397:22 man you got to have whistle whistle whistle bars oh [ __ ] oh hey I got them
397:28 whistle bars oh [ __ ] oh hey I got them and it was all
397:30 and it was all blue haha jokes on you
397:34 blue haha jokes on you jokes wow green E6 that's what I say
397:37 jokes wow green E6 that's what I say when that was a nine that's a nine that
397:39 when that was a nine that's a nine that was a nine B check out his hand you're
397:41 was a nine B check out his hand you're going to
397:42 going to laugh I I don't know if that's
397:45 laugh I I don't know if that's true I feel like that's that's
397:47 true I feel like that's that's definitely not true I'm not doing this
397:49 definitely not true I'm not doing this out of spite but I'm a man of who plans
397:52 out of spite but I'm a man of who plans and I have to follow through on my plans
397:54 and I have to follow through on my plans I meant to do that and I I wanted to do
397:57 I meant to do that and I I wanted to do that oh please Bob oh oh no no no no no
398:02 that oh please Bob oh oh no no no no no oh wow holy [ __ ] wow Bob I after I just
398:08 oh wow holy [ __ ] wow Bob I after I just told I have a solution I have a solution
398:11 told I have a solution I have a solution wait has a green card well I can I can
398:13 wait has a green card well I can I can fix that why didn't you let me fix that
398:16 fix that why didn't you let me fix that I could have fixed
398:17 I could have fixed it look glow box fixed it look no always
398:21 it look glow box fixed it look no always count on good old globy I could have
398:22 count on good old globy I could have fixed
398:23 fixed it I could have fixed
398:26 it I could have fixed globy what a reliable and fun friend
398:29 globy what a reliable and fun friend you've been look now now Bob you've
398:32 you've been look now now Bob you've earned this one you've ear earned this
398:34 earned this one you've ear earned this you earned that harsh I did you earned
398:37 you earned that harsh I did you earned that what did I do to earn that because
398:39 that what did I do to earn that because I I did not do the other one out of
398:41 I I did not do the other one out of spite that was spite that's spite wow I
398:44 spite that was spite that's spite wow I feel like both of those were out a spite
398:46 feel like both of those were out a spite I see hold on I can tell the difference
398:47 I see hold on I can tell the difference between Spite and right and that was
398:49 between Spite and right and that was rightful spite thank you I think are you
398:53 rightful spite thank you I think are you on my side
398:54 on my side yeah I'm on a side wait get him everyone
398:58 yeah I'm on a side wait get him everyone get them no you can't get me no one can
399:00 get them no you can't get me no one can get me I'm ungettable mob told me to get
399:02 get me I'm ungettable mob told me to get you before said not to get you so I had
399:04 you before said not to get you so I had to no I didn't say no you couldn't get
399:06 to no I didn't say no you couldn't get me you didn't get me you may think you
399:08 me you didn't get me you may think you got me but I'm ungettable oh got
399:12 got me but I'm ungettable oh got you yeah you think that's going to get
399:14 you yeah you think that's going to get me look at what happened got you guys
399:17 me look at what happened got you guys want to see some [ __ ] what huh what's
399:20 want to see some [ __ ] what huh what's up ball never mind I
399:22 up ball never mind I can't all right cool good I was going to
399:25 can't all right cool good I was going to do something so funny you were going to
399:28 do something so funny you were going to laugh uh but then I couldn't all right
399:30 laugh uh but then I couldn't all right cool good great
399:39 there we go all right thank you glow box old friend to the spite full spite all
399:43 old friend to the spite full spite all spite all over you appr I appreciate it
399:46 spite all over you appr I appreciate it buddy no that's spite no it's spite wow
399:50 buddy no that's spite no it's spite wow your cards really no I enjoy that very
399:53 your cards really no I enjoy that very much you can't you can't like it I did
399:55 much you can't you can't like it I did that Mark do you have a do you have a
399:57 that Mark do you have a do you have a plus two sure don't all
400:01 plus two sure don't all right why' you ask
400:04 right why' you ask I just wanted to
400:06 I just wanted to know thanks buddy no sir all right
400:12 know thanks buddy no sir all right good ready for this [ __ ] man I wasn't
400:16 good ready for this [ __ ] man I wasn't GNA do it but then I thought the comedic
400:18 GNA do it but then I thought the comedic Genius of the moment was just too high
400:20 Genius of the moment was just too high right right right here have a nicer
400:23 right right right here have a nicer yellow sorry jokes on you I have one now
400:29 yellow sorry jokes on you I have one now take that Wade take that that's Bob yeah
400:33 take that Wade take that that's Bob yeah eat it Wade suck on that okay I won't
400:36 eat it Wade suck on that okay I won't have a turn that's fine yeah suck on my
400:39 have a turn that's fine yeah suck on my nards okay I I've raised my eyebrows at
400:42 nards okay I I've raised my eyebrows at a wrong time there cuz it looked like I
400:43 a wrong time there cuz it looked like I was trying to say yes to the
400:46 was trying to say yes to the nards thank you for informing me about
400:48 nards thank you for informing me about your interest wow listen you didn't even
400:51 your interest wow listen you didn't even ask that time hey do you have plus two
400:55 ask that time hey do you have plus two no there I'm going to challenge you Wade
400:59 no there I'm going to challenge you Wade there's no way you have blue still all
401:03 there's no way you have blue still all right right you're right I got nothing
401:06 right right you're right I got nothing oh way to win way to win wa win win
401:08 oh way to win way to win wa win win win see this is why no one gives you a
401:11 win see this is why no one gives you a win because it's
401:20 so that was me that was me trying to beat box as a robot yeah we could tell
401:22 beat box as a robot yeah we could tell yeah was it good no okay all right I
401:26 yeah was it good no okay all right I think I'm GNA pack it in for the day
401:29 think I'm GNA pack it in for the day I've got one more quick game this is a
401:30 I've got one more quick game this is a quick one no no more Quicky no no we got
401:35 quick one no no more Quicky no no we got one more quickie no no no listen my wife
401:38 one more quickie no no no listen my wife streams in 5 minutes I got to go five
401:39 streams in 5 minutes I got to go five more minutes I'm quickie no no we got to
401:43 more minutes I'm quickie no no we got to go Quicky no no buddy here have Force
401:46 go Quicky no no buddy here have Force cuz I like you I like you I like your I
401:48 cuz I like you I like you I like your I like your stick no I like your stick a
401:51 like your stick no I like your stick a lot no no show me your stick your voice
401:54 lot no no show me your stick your voice is telling me no but your cards are
401:57 is telling me no but your cards are telling me yes no I'll take that I'll
402:00 telling me yes no I'll take that I'll take that
402:02 take that no no no I got I have not eaten today
402:06 no no no I got I have not eaten today period and I that sounds like a you
402:08 period and I that sounds like a you problem why why would you do that to
402:09 problem why why would you do that to yourself listen no don't turn this
402:11 yourself listen no don't turn this around to me wait listen oh that's a
402:13 around to me wait listen oh that's a nice
402:15 nice quick no that one hurts that one hurts a
402:17 quick no that one hurts that one hurts a little bit so I'm going to challenge
402:18 little bit so I'm going to challenge that they got 15 cards no way all right
402:19 that they got 15 cards no way all right there's a way where there's a will is a
402:20 there's a way where there's a will is a way who
402:28 know all right I learn something Val today
402:35 oh Jesus oh
402:38 Jesus oh god oh thank you thank you guys I know
402:40 god oh thank you thank you guys I know you both want me to go here the pressure
402:43 you both want me to go here the pressure is mounting I don't know what to do I
402:44 is mounting I don't know what to do I guess I'll play it for because whatever
402:45 guess I'll play it for because whatever the [ __ ] that is deserves to get out of
402:47 the [ __ ] that is deserves to get out of my
402:48 my hand oh
402:56 man oh thank God I get rid of this Smurf Barbara okay well I'll go again right
402:58 Barbara okay well I'll go again right man
403:03 peace what color you need by oh red oh I'm not Bob no let's do red I
403:07 oh red oh I'm not Bob no let's do red I like red all right good thinking great
403:10 like red all right good thinking great minds think teamw work everybody good
403:12 minds think teamw work everybody good teamw work
403:14 teamw work oh that's that's a bad pass at least
403:18 oh that's that's a bad pass at least it's out of the way early you know it's
403:19 it's out of the way early you know it's done boom bam we're over with we're
403:21 done boom bam we're over with we're starting over good game everybody let's
403:22 starting over good game everybody let's play here have a little fly guy
403:25 play here have a little fly guy thing you okay wait I'm fine
403:29 thing you okay wait I'm fine oh I'm hungry I'm hungry I why are we
403:33 oh I'm hungry I'm hungry I why are we playing Another Round then because I I I
403:36 playing Another Round then because I I I just I I my my wife is streaming soon I
403:39 just I I my my wife is streaming soon I wanted to give her a sweet
403:40 wanted to give her a sweet raid
403:43 raid oh she uh that we had we had a rough
403:47 oh she uh that we had we had a rough evening yesterday and I just I want to
403:49 evening yesterday and I just I want to do something nice for okay that's good I
403:52 do something nice for okay that's good I get that I'm on board with that
403:54 get that I'm on board with that everybody watching at home that's the
403:56 everybody watching at home that's the plan now that I know that's the plan now
403:58 plan now that I know that's the plan now I can get on board with that and every
404:00 I can get on board with that and every single one of you can get on board with
404:02 single one of you can get on board with that too
404:03 that too now I get it that makes sense minutes
404:07 now I get it that makes sense minutes she'll go live and we I can give her a
404:08 she'll go live and we I can give her a sweet raid and make her better cuz uh
404:12 sweet raid and make her better cuz uh like she and I are fun we wasn't H it
404:13 like she and I are fun we wasn't H it was just things happened yesterday
404:14 was just things happened yesterday evening that were just shitty now I get
404:17 evening that were just shitty now I get it now I can I'm just going to draw I
404:19 it now I can I'm just going to draw I don't want to hurt you so I'm going to
404:20 don't want to hurt you so I'm going to draw instead of you're on board now so
404:22 draw instead of you're on board now so you deserve a nine not not a plus four
404:24 you deserve a nine not not a plus four do I do I am if I take it take the plus
404:27 do I do I am if I take it take the plus four you can have I I will I will take
404:29 four you can have I I will I will take unless you want it back no it's fine you
404:31 unless you want it back no it's fine you can you can have it cool good yeah here
404:34 can you can have it cool good yeah here you know what have a turn thank you [ __ ]
404:37 you know what have a turn thank you [ __ ] You glow
404:39 You glow box oh I'm on board with that yeah let's
404:41 box oh I'm on board with that yeah let's do that yeah yeah uhoh yeah I'll take
404:45 do that yeah yeah uhoh yeah I'll take it oh call me Achilles cuz my ankle
404:48 it oh call me Achilles cuz my ankle hurts
404:49 hurts yeah what how he died right in ankle
404:53 yeah what how he died right in ankle pain ankle pain it's near the ankle yeah
404:56 pain ankle pain it's near the ankle yeah I'll accept
404:59 I'll accept that okay
405:09 um is that good is that part of an Eminem song I guess that's why they call
405:10 Eminem song I guess that's why they call it ankle pain that's window pain never
405:13 it ankle pain that's window pain never mind no I think you're on to something I
405:16 mind no I think you're on to something I guess that's why they call it ankle pain
405:18 guess that's why they call it ankle pain I ankle it really really hurts a liing
405:24 I ankle it really really hurts a liing around
405:30 stop listen yes how much longer do we have to do this minut one s all right
405:34 have to do this minut one s all right all right I got I got I got a nice setup
405:36 all right I got I got I got a nice setup sorry never mind that's not a minute
405:40 sorry never mind that's not a minute really a little B really didn't hold up
405:43 really a little B really didn't hold up fine dis it's fine we'll speed round it
405:47 fine dis it's fine we'll speed round it one minute speed round everybody
405:51 one minute speed round everybody wins I'm sorry I couldn't resist I saw
405:54 wins I'm sorry I couldn't resist I saw it I I felt in my brain that I shouldn't
405:57 it I I felt in my brain that I shouldn't but then you know when when it's sitting
405:59 but then you know when when it's sitting there in front of
406:00 there in front of you and that opportunity does not come
406:04 you and that opportunity does not come around you know what I mean you know
406:07 around you know what I mean you know what I mean you know what I mean you
406:08 what I mean you know what I mean you know you feel me double twos Boom game
406:11 know you feel me double twos Boom game over we boom ow my wrist just popped oh
406:15 over we boom ow my wrist just popped oh I dislocated my hand really
406:35 oh it popped back oh thank God it popped back oh God that hurts so [ __ ] bad
406:37 back oh God that hurts so [ __ ] bad did you really I Jazz handed so hard my
406:40 did you really I Jazz handed so hard my my wrist
406:42 my wrist dislocated
406:45 dislocated huh oh oh God my whole left hand just
406:50 huh oh oh God my whole left hand just like went limp and popped out of place
406:59 what it's so funny cuz that's such a stupid way to get hurt yeah what you do
407:04 stupid way to get hurt yeah what you do jazz hands too
407:11 hard oh it feels like something's pinched now though now it just stings
407:13 pinched now though now it just stings you might pinched think about my actions
407:17 you might pinched think about my actions is that the same hand that your pinky
407:18 is that the same hand that your pinky tingles on no it's the other one all
407:21 tingles on no it's the other one all right you oh it's
407:24 right you oh it's popping oh why is it popping because the
407:27 popping oh why is it popping because the wrist is not one bone it is like 17
407:31 wrist is not one bone it is like 17 bones so no the handbone connects to the
407:34 bones so no the handbone connects to the wrist bone Mark did you not learn that
407:36 wrist bone Mark did you not learn that you're right you're right you're right
407:38 you're right you're right you're right when you're right you're right what was
407:40 when you're right you're right what was oh God yeah I'm fine I'm fine everyone
407:42 oh God yeah I'm fine I'm fine everyone just that hurt that's
407:44 just that hurt that's all I wasn't expecting the jazz hands
407:47 all I wasn't expecting the jazz hands dislocate a thing no I haven't played a
407:49 dislocate a thing no I haven't played a card in like five minutes what's
407:51 card in like five minutes what's happening okay
407:54 happening okay well
407:56 well sorry that's all right sorry it's all
407:59 sorry that's all right sorry it's all good it's all good it's all good well
408:02 good it's all good it's all good well you know I don't believe
408:04 you know I don't believe you yeah I definitely would we you
408:07 you yeah I definitely would we you should always believe this is the speed
408:08 should always believe this is the speed round this is the round of belief Mark I
408:11 round this is the round of belief Mark I will take your sins you what my sins
408:14 will take your sins you what my sins I'll suffer your sins they're mine now
408:15 I'll suffer your sins they're mine now that's not what you said I'll take your
408:17 that's not what you said I'll take your sins I'll take them I heard something
408:19 sins I'll take them I heard something else what did you think I said something
408:22 else what did you think I said something you can't say on
408:24 you can't say on Twitch what what would that have been
408:27 Twitch what what would that have been you DM me
408:29 you DM me later I legitimately thought
408:33 later I legitimately thought that I'll take your sin I'll take no
408:35 that I'll take your sin I'll take no stop trying just let it
408:39 stop trying just let it go
408:45 okay I you know maybe I don't want to know what you
408:46 know what you think something you can't say that's bad
408:49 think something you can't say that's bad bad oh H this is going to be good this
408:50 bad oh H this is going to be good this is going be good glowbox will suffer
408:52 is going be good glowbox will suffer dearly and the rest of us will be
408:58 happy that's fine that's that's what's just another seven oh that's going to be
409:00 just another seven oh that's going to be me or Bob oh Bob I'm so sorry
409:04 me or Bob oh Bob I'm so sorry that's awkward um that wasn't expecting
409:07 that's awkward um that wasn't expecting that move um I didn't realize that card
409:10 that move um I didn't realize that card would turn into that it's not it's not
409:13 would turn into that it's not it's not my fault it's glow Box's fault marking
409:16 my fault it's glow Box's fault marking his dirty mind do you guys know what he
409:17 his dirty mind do you guys know what he was never mind it's not a dirty mind
409:21 was never mind it's not a dirty mind when you
409:22 when you hear Mark what color do you need uh you
409:25 hear Mark what color do you need uh you know yellow green red anything blue you
409:28 know yellow green red anything blue you got it I need blue real bad I guess but
409:30 got it I need blue real bad I guess but that's okay who cares what I need
409:41 someone's like wait take care of your hands and
409:43 hands and I at least I'm married to wor never mind
409:48 I at least I'm married to wor never mind no keep going you know when when Ethan
409:50 no keep going you know when when Ethan broke his hand it was his uh was
409:53 broke his hand it was his uh was right-handed so talk slower talk slower
409:54 right-handed so talk slower talk slower Wade talk slower
409:56 Wade talk slower masturbation slower
410:10 I don't know what to do anymore is Molly on speed speed around
410:12 anymore is Molly on speed speed around speed around I don't have any card jump
410:13 speed around I don't have any card jump in okay is Molly on yes oops that's not
410:19 in okay is Molly on yes oops that's not what I wanted yeah she went live like
410:21 what I wanted yeah she went live like right before we started this game the
410:25 right before we started this game the wa I mean after right after we started
410:27 wa I mean after right after we started this hand oh okay all right good good
410:29 this hand oh okay all right good good great good no Ethan did not break his
410:31 great good no Ethan did not break his hand Master B I'm saying he can't
410:33 hand Master B I'm saying he can't because his hand broke never mind yes
410:36 because his hand broke never mind yes Ethan broke his hand masturbating spread
410:37 Ethan broke his hand masturbating spread that R
410:39 that R damn damn I don't want it all right well
410:44 damn damn I don't want it all right well [ __ ] spread the r you all here first all
410:47 [ __ ] spread the r you all here first all right cool shall we shall we gentlemen
410:52 right cool shall we shall we gentlemen yeah we could just call it uh Mark WIS
410:54 yeah we could just call it uh Mark WIS thanks I'm into that thank you yeah
410:57 thanks I'm into that thank you yeah thank youg man thank you yeah all right
411:02 thank youg man thank you yeah all right well okay everybody you know the deal
411:03 well okay everybody you know the deal this is the most important raid of your
411:05 this is the most important raid of your life of your entire time on Twitch this
411:07 life of your entire time on Twitch this is the most important raid go give my
411:09 is the most important raid go give my wife
411:11 wife love like not the not the kind that
411:13 love like not the not the kind that would make me jealous but like good
411:17 would make me jealous but like good love BL BL
411:20 love BL BL [Music]
411:35 can someone clip that for [Music]
411:37 [Music] me good sound I think I need that sound
411:40 me good sound I think I need that sound someone please clip Bob
411:49 sneeze that was amazing all right I really like
411:51 really like that oh God is it is it fix we have to
411:54 that oh God is it is it fix we have to do Rayman what no one said we had to can
411:57 do Rayman what no one said we had to can do regular Uno yeah what if we plain old
411:59 do regular Uno yeah what if we plain old Uno want do regular Uno regular Uno just
412:02 Uno want do regular Uno regular Uno just why does it have to be weird heck it
412:04 why does it have to be weird heck it does listen barar barbar's on Rayman so
412:07 does listen barar barbar's on Rayman so I'm perfectly [ __ ] fine with this
412:09 I'm perfectly [ __ ] fine with this don't curse you mean I think you mean
412:11 don't curse you mean I think you mean that you're perly [ __ ] fine with it I
412:13 that you're perly [ __ ] fine with it I did the wrong
412:15 did the wrong one go darn it oh that's not even the
412:19 one go darn it oh that's not even the right
412:21 right voice gosh can you stop cursing my
412:26 voice gosh can you stop cursing my monetization listen you're not started
412:28 monetization listen you're not started yet you've not done your intro I I don't
412:30 yet you've not done your intro I I don't do my intros uh hello everybody
412:44 [ __ ] all right cool good you know that's fine that's fine can I get in the gosh
412:47 fine that's fine can I get in the gosh darn game oh yeah I
412:57 got I need a I need an invite from okay hey look Uno oh that's right my
413:01 okay hey look Uno oh that's right my picture is me flicking you off oh i'
413:03 picture is me flicking you off oh i' forgotten my
413:05 forgotten my monation look Mark maybe it's my maybe
413:08 monation look Mark maybe it's my maybe it's my pointer fingers you can't see
413:09 it's my pointer fingers you can't see most of my hand maybe I have simps
413:12 most of my hand maybe I have simps hands I might have three fingers on my
413:14 hands I might have three fingers on my hand well unless you have your wedding
413:15 hand well unless you have your wedding band on your middle finger and your
413:18 band on your middle finger and your pinky finger is cut
413:21 pinky finger is cut off yeah no that's it that's okay all
413:24 off yeah no that's it that's okay all right that's fair that that's fair it's
413:26 right that's fair that that's fair it's not it's not offensive it's just like
413:28 not it's not offensive it's just like look at my brain look at my big brain
413:31 look at my brain look at my big brain look at my huge
413:34 look at my huge head yeah all right brain head not other
413:38 head yeah all right brain head not other head not the P I wasn't even thinking
413:41 head not the P I wasn't even thinking panis guys I want to make money on this
413:43 panis guys I want to make money on this I'm so guys I wasn't even thinking of
413:46 I'm so guys I wasn't even thinking of the penis head okay stop it I need I'm
413:50 the penis head okay stop it I need I'm just always stop it I got money on my
413:54 just always stop it I got money on my mind I've got money in the bank right
413:59 mind I've got money in the bank right guys what what AI Chopper was that that
414:02 guys what what AI Chopper was that that was that was that supposed to be like
414:05 was that was that supposed to be like Oldtown
414:06 Oldtown Road maybe Old Town Road take me ho I
414:11 Road maybe Old Town Road take me ho I love that song
414:13 love that song California no that's not it I think that
414:16 California no that's not it I think that was it wait I'm gonna do wait no you can
414:20 was it wait I'm gonna do wait no you can you can go now you did me a huge favor
414:23 you can go now you did me a huge favor cuz I don't have any of those cards so
414:25 cuz I don't have any of those cards so I'm going to oh sorry see wow I Bob what
414:30 I'm going to oh sorry see wow I Bob what color you want I'll give you that it
414:32 color you want I'll give you that it doesn't really matter does it it matters
414:35 doesn't really matter does it it matters when you put like all right I'm just it
414:39 when you put like all right I'm just it matters wait wait hang on wait wait wait
414:42 matters wait wait hang on wait wait wait a minute Nik wait a minute wait I'd
414:45 a minute Nik wait a minute wait I'd challenge that if I were you that come
414:46 challenge that if I were you that come UPS no don't challenge it just wrecked
414:52 UPS no don't challenge it just wrecked oh yeah Mark I lost the challenge guys
414:54 oh yeah Mark I lost the challenge guys just so you know if you didn't notice
414:56 just so you know if you didn't notice all right cool good get him get him Wade
414:59 all right cool good get him get him Wade yeah get him Wade get him Wade fetch him
415:02 yeah get him Wade get him Wade fetch him ready go get that snap he's going to get
415:04 ready go get that snap he's going to get this full hand nice oh
415:07 this full hand nice oh yeah so sick oh yeah all right a good um
415:13 yeah so sick oh yeah all right a good um well that's oh I could have jumped in
415:16 well that's oh I could have jumped in and saved you Bob I didn't want to skip
415:18 and saved you Bob I didn't want to skip your thanks buddy
415:20 your thanks buddy you're I didn't know you didn't have any
415:22 you're I didn't know you didn't have any blue oh there we go yellow all right
415:24 blue oh there we go yellow all right cool now someone's going to pay for it
415:27 cool now someone's going to pay for it here we go oh always my friend I know
415:31 here we go oh always my friend I know right oh oh oh Bob you've never been my
415:34 right oh oh oh Bob you've never been my friend it's okay that b is terrible it's
415:37 friend it's okay that b is terrible it's not going to for long at all all right
415:40 not going to for long at all all right wait hang on no one's my friend Mark
415:42 wait hang on no one's my friend Mark you've always been my well never mind
415:44 you've always been my well never mind all right here we go so cool Mark I
415:46 all right here we go so cool Mark I don't like you anymore wrong with me I
415:50 don't like you anymore wrong with me I didn't do anything to you I'm so mad at
415:53 didn't do anything to you I'm so mad at you Mark I'm going to do that why oh cuz
415:56 you Mark I'm going to do that why oh cuz I knew that would happen hey gotcha
415:59 I knew that would happen hey gotcha gotcha uh you dirty dirty AI CH for you
416:03 gotcha uh you dirty dirty AI CH for you don't you dare curse I didn't I stopped
416:06 don't you dare curse I didn't I stopped myself for you thank
416:08 myself for you thank you I you're just making lixian do work
416:12 you I you're just making lixian do work that's all you're doing you're just
416:14 that's all you're doing you're just making lixian work oh after me no after
416:17 making lixian work oh after me no after you oh that's not so good that's not
416:22 you oh that's not so good that's not good for me either if I'm being honest
416:24 good for me either if I'm being honest no my heart hey Chopper calm down with
416:28 no my heart hey Chopper calm down with that oh boy oh man oh I can't I can't do
416:33 that oh boy oh man oh I can't I can't do anything about that I can do something
416:35 anything about that I can do something about this all
416:37 about this all right I chumper my man uh wow that's
416:43 right I chumper my man uh wow that's that's just rude CH that's what happen
416:45 that's just rude CH that's what happen you don't have the Barbara get the
416:48 you don't have the Barbara get the chance to a little dance I'm mute you
416:51 chance to a little dance I'm mute you again no why
416:54 again no why don't what happened to all the cards
416:57 don't what happened to all the cards that just make the game all all crap and
416:59 that just make the game all all crap and and completely
417:01 and completely nonsensical is dislike this Wade who did
417:11 this you wouldn't like waade when he angry I can jump in on myself I
417:19 can Why didn't it I was click I was clicking it jump in on this Bob that's
417:23 clicking it jump in on this Bob that's so
417:30 rude oh gosh diddly darn I got this one at least
417:32 at least wait so are we full are we are we not
417:34 wait so are we full are we are we not supposed to
417:36 supposed to curse well I mean I'm bad for
417:38 curse well I mean I'm bad for monetization yes it is yes it is if you
417:41 monetization yes it is yes it is if you do any cursing at all anything you
417:45 do any cursing at all anything you straight up booger
417:47 straight up booger snatcher how how light how lightweight
417:50 snatcher how how light how lightweight does it have to be that sounds like in
417:52 does it have to be that sounds like in certain lights that sounds bad but I
417:55 certain lights that sounds bad but I guess that's okay but it was that's
417:57 guess that's okay but it was that's that's a
418:00 that's a PG of mine oh you how many times do I
418:05 PG of mine oh you how many times do I have to kiss you oh you you freaking oh
418:10 have to kiss you oh you you freaking oh one more time one more
418:12 one more time one more time you you Apple that fell off the
418:22 tree you poopy headed you mustache wearing I will do
418:25 headed you mustache wearing I will do this visiting Mountain lover going real
418:29 this visiting Mountain lover going real slow at these Mark you milkman
418:32 slow at these Mark you milkman you holy CFT paper Wendy's window
418:38 you holy CFT paper Wendy's window assistant yeah that's what it's called
418:40 assistant yeah that's what it's called you large
418:42 you large ped I Rednosed
418:46 ped I Rednosed freak whoa whoa that's harsh man freak
418:49 freak whoa whoa that's harsh man freak oh you left me no choice but to play
418:53 oh you left me no choice but to play this
418:58 five that's he showed me
419:00 that's he showed me man just
419:02 man just o facial my brain was like don't say
419:05 o facial my brain was like don't say just five don't say just five I looked
419:08 just five don't say just five I looked up and then was was was showered with
419:11 up and then was was was showered with that one
419:14 that one yeah hey
419:16 yeah hey you you you pickle Pusher you you
419:23 you you you pickle Pusher you you redhaired truck
419:26 redhaired truck driver you did it again you you long
419:30 driver you did it again you you long necked h
419:33 necked h whoever's getting this ear wax
419:37 whoever's getting this ear wax eater uh this is hard you know what Bob
419:40 eater uh this is hard you know what Bob here's what I think of our friendship oh
419:44 here's what I think of our friendship oh you small footed lunch budger oh you hey
419:50 you small footed lunch budger oh you hey don't even oh you would you you Flappy
419:55 don't even oh you would you you Flappy eared nipple
419:58 eared nipple squeezer that's right it was all part of
420:01 squeezer that's right it was all part of my perfect
420:03 my perfect ploy to take your card I'm really bad at
420:07 ploy to take your card I'm really bad at this what you know how in who you know
420:11 this what you know how in who you know how in who Line Is It Anyway a green
420:13 how in who Line Is It Anyway a green card change it you got to change it I
420:16 card change it you got to change it I can't I can't you know how in who in who
420:19 can't I can't you know how in who in who a come on in whose lines anyway every
420:22 a come on in whose lines anyway every time they'd play the euphemism Game
420:23 time they'd play the euphemism Game Colin mockery is like great God Mark
420:26 Colin mockery is like great God Mark what did I do I you act like I had a
420:30 what did I do I you act like I had a choice you green card playing oh you
420:35 choice you green card playing oh you butter stick eating backwards walking
420:39 butter stick eating backwards walking cartoon Watcher you right Bob you flashy
420:44 cartoon Watcher you right Bob you flashy eyed belly
420:51 [Laughter] Basher what is this hand I had like four
420:55 Basher what is this hand I had like four eights Last Hand to start with so you
420:57 eights Last Hand to start with so you guys not want change this direction
421:02 guys not want change this direction I wouldn't dream of
421:04 I wouldn't dream of it I would I can't but I would dream of
421:09 it I would I can't but I would dream of it oh don't all right we're playing this
421:13 it oh don't all right we're playing this game take one of these you you rock
421:18 game take one of these you you rock sniffing uh table
421:20 sniffing uh table liquor yeah you're the one who played
421:23 liquor yeah you're the one who played the the thing you that dog wiping poop
421:28 the the thing you that dog wiping poop stepper on right you four card take
421:32 stepper on right you four card take card
421:34 card taker you're really crushing it man
421:36 taker you're really crushing it man you're crushing it
421:44 thanks wow oh Bob I've got another round of hate for you you you flat footed H
421:49 of hate for you you you flat footed H pants where whoa oh you card give guy to
421:56 pants where whoa oh you card give guy to my left man man there really really
422:00 my left man man there really really really good at this him out
422:04 really good at this him out yeah
422:05 yeah well I can jump in on my own card hey it
422:08 well I can jump in on my own card hey it worked that
422:10 worked that time I feel like somehow in this I'm so
422:14 time I feel like somehow in this I'm so scared of accidentally saying like
422:16 scared of accidentally saying like something really horrible in this
422:19 something really horrible in this mixture I feel like I'm stepping on
422:21 mixture I feel like I'm stepping on landmines
422:24 landmines here ah I don't control it's not my
422:26 here ah I don't control it's not my fault it's not my fault oh you gave me
422:30 fault it's not my fault oh you gave me this card that I will pass on Bob uhoh
422:35 this card that I will pass on Bob uhoh wait a minute hang on there's
422:38 wait a minute hang on there's you you sneaky brain
422:42 you you sneaky brain okay that's right they took cards well
422:46 okay that's right they took cards well it didn't help me
422:49 it didn't help me except you took the car I'm jumping
422:54 except you took the car I'm jumping in all right you long finger all
422:59 in all right you long finger all right I'm jumping in
423:02 right I'm jumping in in damn all
423:05 in damn all right you got that one no I'm
423:09 right you got that one no I'm good wow
423:16 great not great why would you do that I had three plus fours from the start now
423:18 had three plus fours from the start now they all
423:19 they all gone all gone they all gone they all
423:23 gone all gone they all gone they all gone they all gone well you lint
423:28 gone they all gone well you lint licking Dill hder oh boy darn it wow
423:33 licking Dill hder oh boy darn it wow well geez that's not even a good one red
423:37 well geez that's not even a good one red red okay I don't know my colors
423:48 very you other color changing color what there way I think I think we're all we
423:50 there way I think I think we're all we can all enjoy that I think you know what
423:53 can all enjoy that I think you know what to do with
423:55 to do with it I think you know what to do
423:57 it I think you know what to do Wade I think you know what to do yes you
424:02 Wade I think you know what to do yes you goat
424:13 Pusher me me me me me obviously not wow this hand sucks even more than
424:15 not wow this hand sucks even more than that hand I'm just K
424:18 that hand I'm just K it uhhuh uh-huh I'm not sure what
424:20 it uhhuh uh-huh I'm not sure what happened but it seems like it worked out
424:22 happened but it seems like it worked out for me oh there we go hey look at
424:26 for me oh there we go hey look at that how did you draw cards and then
424:28 that how did you draw cards and then jump in on your own card cuz I already
424:30 jump in on your own card cuz I already had the red four I just wanted to get a
424:32 had the red four I just wanted to get a seven or a zero get rid of this so you
424:34 seven or a zero get rid of this so you were drawing intentionally so you were
424:36 were drawing intentionally so you were drawing on purpose just to be a yeah
424:38 drawing on purpose just to be a yeah well you know I didn't really expect
424:39 well you know I didn't really expect this to be the winning hand
424:46 so stabbed him right in the throat yeah wait wait wait not like this like this
424:50 wait wait wait not like this like this no listen I can I'll play I reverse that
424:53 no listen I can I'll play I reverse that at you so yeah no can't I wish that was
424:57 at you so yeah no can't I wish that was an option I wish there was a game mode
425:00 an option I wish there was a game mode that had the reverse card actually
425:02 that had the reverse card actually reverse you could on anything yeah
425:13 exactly um I guess I want to do that yeah take that
425:16 that yeah take that Elmo
425:18 Elmo Elmo I'm
425:27 sorry to jump in I got excited okay all right I'll allow it all
425:31 excited okay all right I'll allow it all all right good I'm jumping
425:33 all right good I'm jumping in I'm playing an eight I'm playing a
425:37 in I'm playing an eight I'm playing a zero oh well that's okay okay another
425:41 zero oh well that's okay okay another one's probably
425:43 one's probably coming well that's okay I guess oh great
425:47 coming well that's okay I guess oh great hand here lot of numbers thanks
425:51 hand here lot of numbers thanks man a lot of
425:55 man a lot of numbers some thre WTF happened to Elbow
425:59 numbers some thre WTF happened to Elbow nothing nothing happen elbow's fine
426:02 nothing nothing happen elbow's fine ah the one color I don't have that's
426:06 ah the one color I don't have that's Wonder Hey
426:16 one well it's not my fault it's out of my hands out of my hands not my fa hey
426:19 my hands out of my hands not my fa hey that's an interesting turn of events
426:21 that's an interesting turn of events chomer you are a jerkhole you really
426:25 chomer you are a jerkhole you really ruined that for everyone no no I was say
426:29 ruined that for everyone no no I was say by the Bell you oh okay I still don't
426:34 by the Bell you oh okay I still don't have red thank you all right I know who
426:38 have red thank you all right I know who my competition
426:40 my competition is oh
426:42 is oh boy is it I don't yeah I have one of
426:46 boy is it I don't yeah I have one of thems I guess y I get to play it
426:49 thems I guess y I get to play it too oh God a
426:52 too oh God a [Applause]
426:53 [Applause] red you absolute Savage right now I will
426:58 red you absolute Savage right now I will not know right at least I have all right
427:02 not know right at least I have all right okay cool good I'll play my eight okay
427:07 okay cool good I'll play my eight okay okay well all right get a Mark I well no
427:12 okay well all right get a Mark I well no I'll be I'll be here if you need
427:15 I'll be I'll be here if you need me okay that really worked
427:19 me okay that really worked out um okay you know what I don't care a
427:26 out um okay you know what I don't care a right wow that was nice of you kind of
427:28 right wow that was nice of you kind of okay I thought wait a minute hey hang on
427:31 okay I thought wait a minute hey hang on a second hey wait a minute hold on there
427:36 a second hey wait a minute hold on there right have any cards to play darn it all
427:40 right have any cards to play darn it all right it's fine everyone wins wait I
427:44 right it's fine everyone wins wait I even with all yeah there not even a I
427:48 even with all yeah there not even a I know that that that hand's fun can't
427:50 know that that that hand's fun can't believe it can you keeps going back to
427:52 believe it can you keeps going back to Red that hand doesn't have any why are
427:54 Red that hand doesn't have any why are there so many of that but none of
427:59 there so many of that but none of wait okay I accept this
428:02 wait okay I accept this I for one your judgement sir do not
428:05 I for one your judgement sir do not accept
428:07 accept it yeah yeah yeah yeah okay all right
428:10 it yeah yeah yeah yeah okay all right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well like
428:15 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well like okay hey used for evil not for
428:24 me yay it's Wonder it's red again no it's red
428:28 Wonder it's red again no it's red again choer a man he has that one okay
428:34 again choer a man he has that one okay okay this is great thanks listen I got a
428:37 okay this is great thanks listen I got a solution to no it was perfect ah you set
428:40 solution to no it was perfect ah you set it up so good I know I know right oh wow
428:45 it up so good I know I know right oh wow look at that that's the right one that's
428:46 look at that that's the right one that's the one that was the one Bob that's the
428:48 the one that was the one Bob that's the one funny about that the funny thing
428:51 one funny about that the funny thing about that that's the one oh okay I'll
428:53 about that that's the one oh okay I'll draw it's fine all
428:56 draw it's fine all right dud Mark you were down to two cars
428:59 right dud Mark you were down to two cars before weren't you sure was yeah yeah
429:01 before weren't you sure was yeah yeah you or too huh yeah okay here we
429:04 you or too huh yeah okay here we go we not neither
429:08 go we not neither not a thanks man thank you thank you
429:11 not a thanks man thank you thank you good I know how you like these greens I
429:13 good I know how you like these greens I do I do it's my favorite well it's not
429:15 do I do it's my favorite well it's not but all right okay you had two cards
429:19 but all right okay you had two cards look
429:25 how yeah definitely do that I'm oh come on Green's fun no I won't I
429:28 I'm oh come on Green's fun no I won't I will
429:29 will not I hate
429:32 not I hate Gotti Got I kind of deserved it but I
429:35 Gotti Got I kind of deserved it but I didn't oh no you know who deserves this
429:38 didn't oh no you know who deserves this pretty much deserved
429:39 pretty much deserved it wait why would you go for me there
429:42 it wait why would you go for me there you go you backstabbing
429:45 you go you backstabbing card left footed mushroom wielder there
429:49 card left footed mushroom wielder there now you can insult now you can insult
429:51 now you can insult now you can insult yeah now you can okay great good good
429:54 yeah now you can okay great good good for you we're all we're also happy for
429:56 for you we're all we're also happy for you I don't have any blue and I find
429:58 you I don't have any blue and I find look it's not my fault I didn't this is
430:00 look it's not my fault I didn't this is there's some fishy there's something
430:02 there's some fishy there's something fishy about that I don't trust that I
430:06 fishy about that I don't trust that I don't trust you okay that I should have
430:10 don't trust you okay that I should have trusted you it makes sense now you drew
430:12 trusted you it makes sense now you drew that one I I see that now yeah I see I
430:16 that one I I see that now yeah I see I wasn't thinking about that sorry what
430:19 wasn't thinking about that sorry what hang on I play a four against that a
430:22 hang on I play a four against that a that didn't
430:28 work heless oh boy oh he just going to take it to the
430:30 boy oh he just going to take it to the face wow you got a lot of
430:32 face wow you got a lot of cards lot cards point to get Mark have
430:36 cards lot cards point to get Mark have these cards all right I dare you to play
430:39 these cards all right I dare you to play it on yourself all
430:47 right look Mark I want you to have the same of all right good enough for me
430:51 same of all right good enough for me I'll take that mister
430:54 I'll take that mister [Laughter]
431:04 got your seven I got my wait where's the second seven Chopper you did
431:07 where's the second seven Chopper you did the game
431:08 the game wrong you absolute mad lad
431:12 wrong you absolute mad lad hi oh no oh thank
431:16 hi oh no oh thank you four yeah that's a four buddy you
431:20 you four yeah that's a four buddy you did it thanks
431:22 did it thanks man oh Chopper you don't get to play
431:25 man oh Chopper you don't get to play after you broke the rules of the
431:26 after you broke the rules of the game a bit aggressive yeah I know I'm
431:29 game a bit aggressive yeah I know I'm sorry I should have been more like hey
431:31 sorry I should have been more like hey Chomper I'm sorry but I'm cutting oh you
431:35 Chomper I'm sorry but I'm cutting oh you you Noble
431:38 you Noble gobling you you can't stop my insult you
431:43 gobling you you can't stop my insult you you Goose
431:45 you Goose swee l lior oh wow oh man I hate you
431:53 swee l lior oh wow oh man I hate you [Music]
431:54 [Music] oh Oh Daddy doesn't like this game
432:06 wait what game specifically is it that you don't like oh the game of changing
432:08 you don't like oh the game of changing hands with
432:09 hands with Chomper I feel like you've been
432:11 Chomper I feel like you've been unironically calling yourself daddy a
432:14 unironically calling yourself daddy a lot more lately oh I've got something to
432:16 lot more lately oh I've got something to tell you I'm not a
432:20 tell you I'm not a father all right cool daddy is just a
432:22 father all right cool daddy is just a sexual term I want you to refer to me as
432:24 sexual term I want you to refer to me as from now on
432:26 from now on okay and glad we clear demonetize oh God
432:31 okay and glad we clear demonetize oh God damn it you know I don't have this thing
432:34 damn it you know I don't have this thing that's why I was trying to get didn't
432:36 that's why I was trying to get didn't the rest of us parti oh well that's rude
432:40 the rest of us parti oh well that's rude oh that stinks that's just oh I'm going
432:44 oh that stinks that's just oh I'm going to challenge it just because it's so man
432:47 to challenge it just because it's so man only Reds wow he got only red cards
432:50 only Reds wow he got only red cards everyone hey so spoiler alert you're
432:52 everyone hey so spoiler alert you're ruing the
432:54 ruing the ending there you go Mark that'll show
432:56 ending there you go Mark that'll show him ah you saved Meer comes in oh did I
433:00 him ah you saved Meer comes in oh did I now
433:01 now you what how did he get me what you got
433:05 you what how did he get me what you got destroyed Chomper got me
433:09 destroyed Chomper got me no what Chomper Chomper is good why is
433:14 no what Chomper Chomper is good why is Chomper good at this game he's got as
433:15 Chomper good at this game he's got as many Reds as to that's not the way I
433:18 many Reds as to that's not the way I meant to word it uhhuh uhuh guys I had I
433:22 meant to word it uhhuh uhuh guys I had I had it in the bag guys wait that's not
433:25 had it in the bag guys wait that's not my bag Bob that's not my bag your bag
433:28 my bag Bob that's not my bag your bag man my bag I'm sorry got this yes
433:34 man my bag I'm sorry got this yes this everything is good now wait reverse
433:38 this everything is good now wait reverse it I have a thing I can do some stuff
433:40 it I have a thing I can do some stuff with the cards that I have in my hand if
433:43 with the cards that I have in my hand if you reverse it Chomper oh wow here we
433:47 you reverse it Chomper oh wow here we go
433:53 it okay this is kind of rude and I apologize in advance listen I know what
433:56 apologize in advance listen I know what you're thinking oh man I challenge you
433:59 you're thinking oh man I challenge you to a duel sir
434:02 to a duel sir I my my my dueling weapon that I won't
434:06 I my my my dueling weapon that I won't show on camera has been out this whole
434:08 show on camera has been out this whole time family friendly first your
434:11 time family friendly first your familyfriendly dueling weapon
434:15 familyfriendly dueling weapon yes it is a why can't I jump in on that
434:19 yes it is a why can't I jump in on that a a little
434:21 a a little hat I where it's a little hat okay it's
434:25 hat I where it's a little hat okay it's a little hat yeah um listen
434:31 a little hat yeah um listen I could do something else no let me
434:33 I could do something else no let me Crush let me Crush CH God damn it I had
434:35 Crush let me Crush CH God damn it I had a move okay wow I have a move to this is
434:40 a move okay wow I have a move to this is what you get Bob no you I was going to
434:45 what you get Bob no you I was going to crush Chopper and you do this to me you
434:48 crush Chopper and you do this to me you can crush him next round oh you can
434:52 can crush him next round oh you can definitely crush him next round mark
434:54 definitely crush him next round mark don't worry you have so many cards Mark
434:56 don't worry you have so many cards Mark levels of cage Mark levels of C beond
435:00 levels of cage Mark levels of C beond you guys are
435:02 you guys are and this is what it means to go even put
435:04 and this is what it means to go even put it blue put it blue wait put it blue yes
435:05 it blue put it blue wait put it blue yes put it blue okay I'm not going to do
435:07 put it blue okay I'm not going to do anything this round you do okay watch
435:09 anything this round you do okay watch this see this yeah see now watch now
435:14 this see this yeah see now watch now watch now watch yeah see I've got no
435:17 watch now watch yeah see I've got no blue in 14 cards I have no blue so that
435:23 blue in 14 cards I have no blue so that is impressive I know right for how many
435:25 is impressive I know right for how many I see to have lost my amounts of
435:29 I see to have lost my amounts of red oh God would think for how many
435:32 red oh God would think for how many cards you do have well that's just rude
435:35 cards you do have well that's just rude Bob there is zero red in this hand I
435:37 Bob there is zero red in this hand I thought we were working together a
435:38 thought we were working together a little watch the stream man I could have
435:40 little watch the stream man I could have done anything me me me me me why me I
435:43 done anything me me me me me why me I don't have oh I see what he's going at I
435:46 don't have oh I see what he's going at I see what he's getting at
435:49 see what he's getting at here's got some moves guys Bob Bob take
435:53 here's got some moves guys Bob Bob take a look at this hand just take a look at
435:54 a look at this hand just take a look at it well there's a problem you can't
435:56 it well there's a problem you can't really get around in that hand you just
435:57 really get around in that hand you just got yourself there oh here I'll let you
436:00 got yourself there oh here I'll let you get around right
436:03 get around right now no no no you first oh well wow we I
436:08 now no no no you first oh well wow we I can
436:15 I wow got him I got him I'm crushing him guys yeah pulls it out of the bag he's
436:19 guys yeah pulls it out of the bag he's going to have to Chomp on his own grave
436:21 going to have to Chomp on his own grave soon right guys um probably yeah yeah
436:25 soon right guys um probably yeah yeah Bob that's not the color we wanted
436:28 Bob that's not the color we wanted okay all right yeah
436:32 okay all right yeah okay well listen Chomper you're going to
436:34 okay well listen Chomper you're going to have something to you have to do well
436:36 have something to you have to do well yeah chomer is like real douchebag right
436:39 yeah chomer is like real douchebag right now you have to do it right now let's
436:41 now you have to do it right now let's see you know let's see if they got to do
436:42 see you know let's see if they got to do it right now he's got to he's got
436:45 it right now he's got to he's got to all right um huh well that was my one
436:49 to all right um huh well that was my one trick I had in the bag and now the bag
436:51 trick I had in the bag and now the bag is just full of uh garbage bag wait look
436:53 is just full of uh garbage bag wait look at my bag did you see that bag that's a
436:55 at my bag did you see that bag that's a nice bag that was a good bag that was
436:56 nice bag that was a good bag that was like a reusable bag okay that was rude
436:59 like a reusable bag okay that was rude okay make it yellow
437:02 okay make it yellow yeah I would totally would do that for
437:03 yeah I would totally would do that for you if I could no no for not for me make
437:05 you if I could no no for not for me make Chomper to play that seven he has to
437:06 Chomper to play that seven he has to give up his hand to one of us okay sure
437:08 give up his hand to one of us okay sure yeah well if I had any well now that
437:11 yeah well if I had any well now that hand is slowly becoming absolute trash
437:14 hand is slowly becoming absolute trash all right good thing one of us has a
437:16 all right good thing one of us has a good hand around here
437:18 good hand around here hi I'm going to draw some more cards
437:21 hi I'm going to draw some more cards because I want to and not because I
437:24 because I want to and not because I don't have anything to play that one oh
437:26 don't have anything to play that one oh well maybe I'll play that that's fine oh
437:28 well maybe I'll play that that's fine oh yeah well I'll take this us thanks oh
437:32 yeah well I'll take this us thanks oh that's not the direction I thought it
437:33 that's not the direction I thought it was
437:39 traveling I was I was doubly shocked by which hand I ended up with and then what
437:41 which hand I ended up with and then what was in it ha oh thanks bud you're
437:44 was in it ha oh thanks bud you're welcome oh I deserve that I deserve that
437:48 welcome oh I deserve that I deserve that yeah I deserve that that how do you like
437:50 yeah I deserve that that how do you like that I don't actually I don't like it
437:53 that I don't actually I don't like it very much like how it tastes my
437:55 very much like how it tastes my dude I don't my dude I I hope you said
437:59 dude I don't my dude I I hope you said my dude
438:01 my dude the Bob G Le my buddy oh pal you're sure
438:04 the Bob G Le my buddy oh pal you're sure making me have to empty it out okay I'll
438:07 making me have to empty it out okay I'll just keep emptying the tank why back to
438:10 just keep emptying the tank why back to Yellow I'll take your
438:13 Yellow I'll take your tank give me your
438:15 tank give me your tank all right it's okay cuz I got my
438:17 tank all right it's okay cuz I got my own trick
438:19 own trick play oh yeah four ah sorry I was looking
438:26 play oh yeah four ah sorry I was looking away Bob you want you want to jump in
438:29 away Bob you want you want to jump in again you have any blues Wade I don't
438:31 again you have any blues Wade I don't think you have any BL I do but I'm doing
438:32 think you have any BL I do but I'm doing this because I felt like it not cuz I
438:34 this because I felt like it not cuz I had to I all the cards BL blue but you
438:39 had to I all the cards BL blue but you want to make sure you get the right one
438:40 want to make sure you get the right one you know yeah I wanted to make sure I've
438:42 you know yeah I wanted to make sure I've got the right oh I like
438:45 got the right oh I like this okay um that's an option that we
438:48 this okay um that's an option that we had before um but it's not as good of an
438:51 had before um but it's not as good of an option as I didn't have a choice Bob you
438:53 option as I didn't have a choice Bob you got listen to
438:54 got listen to me I am listening I didn't have I will
438:58 me I am listening I didn't have I will jump
438:59 jump in don't Bob I didn't have a
439:03 in don't Bob I didn't have a choice great this is wonderful Bob what
439:06 choice great this is wonderful Bob what color you
439:07 color you need uh I mean I'd like to keep it okay
439:10 need uh I mean I'd like to keep it okay thanks for asking glad you I'm so glad
439:14 thanks for asking glad you I'm so glad you checked in with me app consideration
439:16 you checked in with me app consideration for my feelings on the matter that was
439:20 for my feelings on the matter that was really generous of you and I know you
439:22 really generous of you and I know you didn't have to do that
439:26 didn't have to do that know that that was very from the bottom
439:28 know that that was very from the bottom of my heart I feel bad I feel
439:32 of my heart I feel bad I feel bad I feel bad but hey the the fun of
439:35 bad I feel bad but hey the the fun of this game is playing it so the longer
439:37 this game is playing it so the longer you get to play it the more fun you have
439:39 you get to play it the more fun you have right that's true that is true hey now
439:42 right that's true that is true hey now listen I feel like that is out of spite
439:45 listen I feel like that is out of spite oh well that's not what you want to see
439:48 oh well that's not what you want to see hey wait I got a joke for you you're
439:51 hey wait I got a joke for you you're going to
439:57 laugh no no no no you don't get to you don't um what's happening why can't oh
440:00 don't um what's happening why can't oh no
440:02 no yeah what's up you got to jump in all
440:04 yeah what's up you got to jump in all right I will I'm ready I'm ready I'll
440:06 right I will I'm ready I'm ready I'll jump here we go yeah uhhuh I got
440:09 jump here we go yeah uhhuh I got this oh what got him what Mark you got
440:13 this oh what got him what Mark you got to jump in all right buddy I'm ready pal
440:18 to jump in all right buddy I'm ready pal pal I got this here we go like
440:21 pal I got this here we go like okay all right well just make it red and
440:24 okay all right well just make it red and get over with oh you think it's going to
440:26 get over with oh you think it's going to be red oh you silly fool it's going to
440:28 be red oh you silly fool it's going to be yellow okay okay that's uh that's
440:32 be yellow okay okay that's uh that's okay with me
440:34 okay with me oh Mark Mark what color do you want Oh
440:37 oh Mark Mark what color do you want Oh you know I was thinking maybe we could
440:39 you know I was thinking maybe we could do yellow or blue or red okay cool good
440:42 do yellow or blue or red okay cool good good thank you I got you I I'm a good
440:44 good thank you I got you I I'm a good friend okay all right well I don't trust
440:47 friend okay all right well I don't trust you what I drew that I listen and I had
440:50 you what I drew that I listen and I had Uno I just I'm not a psychop I was
440:54 Uno I just I'm not a psychop I was hoping I'm going to give you this sand
440:56 hoping I'm going to give you this sand is is what I'm going to do I literally
440:58 is is what I'm going to do I literally would have automatically won the round
440:59 would have automatically won the round if I had the color no I'm going to I
441:01 if I had the color no I'm going to I know I'm I want more cars to give you
441:03 know I'm I want more cars to give you this that's my strategy yeah I'm going
441:05 this that's my strategy yeah I'm going to I'm going to all right Mark you ready
441:07 to I'm going to all right Mark you ready to jump yeah I'm going to jump here we
441:09 to jump yeah I'm going to jump here we go is going to happen here we go here we
441:13 go is going to happen here we go here we go Happ
441:15 go Happ [Music]
441:16 [Music] any I can't
441:18 any I can't jump oh well uh yeah this is awkward
441:24 jump oh well uh yeah this is awkward huh you don't have to
441:33 all right that's a lot a lot of points points that's a lot of points we had um
441:36 points that's a lot of points we had um well Mark had a lot of cards at that
441:38 well Mark had a lot of cards at that moment did actually it's
441:41 moment did actually it's true I the more cards we're holding
441:43 true I the more cards we're holding whenever you win the more points you get
441:45 whenever you win the more points you get you know that's how it work true that's
441:47 you know that's how it work true that's the fact that's what makun why they call
441:50 the fact that's what makun why they call it Uno all right do you guys want a hand
441:52 it Uno all right do you guys want a hand with some stuff to mess with you do you
441:53 with some stuff to mess with you do you want to keep playing Bas
441:54 want to keep playing Bas Uno we could switch to some other deck
441:57 Uno we could switch to some other deck yeah let's let's get Barbara in here
441:59 yeah let's let's get Barbara in here that's Rayman and I'm going to have to
442:01 that's Rayman and I'm going to have to say no what's the alternative you want
442:04 say no what's the alternative you want rabbits you want rabbits I hate those
442:06 rabbits you want rabbits I hate those little I really hate those things got to
442:08 little I really hate those things got to get Barbara you got to face her
442:09 get Barbara you got to face her eventually man you got to face your
442:10 eventually man you got to face your fear it doesn't necessarily have to be
442:12 fear it doesn't necessarily have to be Barbara there are other options we could
442:14 Barbara there are other options we could get in there so maybe maybe fate yeah
442:18 get in there so maybe maybe fate yeah will be on my side it always is uhhuh
442:21 will be on my side it always is uhhuh when you think about it you're pretty
442:22 when you think about it you're pretty lucky as far as I can tell he seem
442:24 lucky as far as I can tell he seem pretty lucky I'm pretty lucky guy I I I
442:28 pretty lucky I'm pretty lucky guy I I I think so yeah I think so
442:31 think so yeah I think so I think luck is on my
442:35 I think luck is on my side right what be wa FL
442:41 side right what be wa FL okay that got really high I want to I
442:44 okay that got really high I want to I want to do that how are you do luck be a
442:47 want to do that how are you do luck be a lady tonight it's a super duper secret
442:50 lady tonight it's a super duper secret is it working Luck Be A Lady get there
442:53 is it working Luck Be A Lady get there you go luck lck be a lady tonight lck be
442:58 you go luck lck be a lady tonight lck be a lady tonight be lady tonight is it
443:03 a lady tonight be lady tonight is it working wow that was it dude that was
443:05 working wow that was it dude that was dead ony thanks thanks I got it got it
443:07 dead ony thanks thanks I got it got it we start the lobby I made a mistake on
443:09 we start the lobby I made a mistake on the rules no you're fine no it's all
443:11 the rules no you're fine no it's all good what are the on you make a mistake
443:13 good what are the on you make a mistake on what you make a mistake I unchecked
443:14 on what you make a mistake I unchecked one of the boxes that you definitely
443:16 one of the boxes that you definitely wanted to checked it was the third third
443:18 wanted to checked it was the third third box yeah okay all right cool I no I'm
443:19 box yeah okay all right cool I no I'm good with
443:29 this oops ah darn it take that myself oh hi Barbara
443:30 hi Barbara yeah oh hey it's Barbara hey it's
443:32 yeah oh hey it's Barbara hey it's Barbara guys Bara you guys have history
443:36 Barbara guys Bara you guys have history right it's fine yeah it's fine why
443:38 right it's fine yeah it's fine why wouldn't it be fine it's Barbara seems
443:40 wouldn't it be fine it's Barbara seems fine yeah it's Barbara I just don't feel
443:43 fine yeah it's Barbara I just don't feel so good maybe we should wrap up dude Hey
443:45 so good maybe we should wrap up dude Hey listen we've got going for hours now
443:47 listen we've got going for hours now don't you have like an emote of this
443:49 don't you have like an emote of this person yeah that wasn't my choice people
443:52 person yeah that wasn't my choice people voted and I'm I'm I'm Democratic spam
443:54 voted and I'm I'm I'm Democratic spam the emote come on I bring bring love
443:57 the emote come on I bring bring love back to Barbara dude we can we can cook
443:59 back to Barbara dude we can we can cook these C cookie kids up I don't want do
444:02 these C cookie kids up I don't want do it look I don't want to accuse you of
444:04 it look I don't want to accuse you of anything Wade but is it because is it
444:07 anything Wade but is it because is it because Barber's a girl that you don't
444:10 because Barber's a girl that you don't like oh is it CU your sex no there's
444:12 like oh is it CU your sex no there's plenty of other girl AIS that are fine
444:15 plenty of other girl AIS that are fine it's because Barbara
444:17 it's because Barbara singlehandedly flippy dippy whippy
444:20 singlehandedly flippy dippy whippy targets me and like you just wait she'll
444:23 targets me and like you just wait she'll act like she's all nice and happy and
444:24 act like she's all nice and happy and then like you look away for one moment
444:26 then like you look away for one moment and there's a poisonous snake biting you
444:28 and there's a poisonous snake biting you right on the pp Parts I okay well I mean
444:31 right on the pp Parts I okay well I mean I have yet to see anything that barber
444:33 I have yet to see anything that barber does that relates to a poisonous steak
444:36 does that relates to a poisonous steak fighting on the why you switch me places
444:38 fighting on the why you switch me places wait you're next to Bob reverse this
444:40 wait you're next to Bob reverse this whatever I play Reverse it boom reverse
444:42 whatever I play Reverse it boom reverse that just play Reverse
444:44 that just play Reverse play all right Z there's the first one
444:47 play all right Z there's the first one strike one okay I me right there your I
444:51 strike one okay I me right there your I would have I would have done that to you
444:53 would have I would have done that to you too every of each other she does it with
444:57 too every of each other she does it with extra Venom how I think
445:01 extra Venom how I think look at her face look at her she's
445:02 look at her face look at her she's looking right at me that's that
445:04 looking right at me that's that expression it's like we I'm probably
445:07 expression it's like we I'm probably going to step on your toe later or not
445:09 going to step on your toe later or not hold the door open just real sick stuff
445:12 hold the door open just real sick stuff that's one those are rude but not evil
445:15 that's one those are rude but not evil two she's looking at all of us because
445:17 two she's looking at all of us because she looks she hide the remote straight
445:20 she looks she hide the remote straight who wouldn't hide the remote I what that
445:23 who wouldn't hide the remote I what that one does look look at this look at this
445:24 one does look look at this look at this evil hand she's got look at this look
445:26 evil hand she's got look at this look she's plotting
445:27 she's plotting evil I I feel I really feel like if like
445:31 evil I I feel I really feel like if like if Barbara was named like Roger you you
445:36 if Barbara was named like Roger you you wouldn't be as venomous I oh you're
445:38 wouldn't be as venomous I oh you're trying to turn this into a sexist thing
445:40 trying to turn this into a sexist thing I see what you're trying to do no I mean
445:42 I see what you're trying to do no I mean I'm not nasty bigoted
445:50 bait well you done you done messed up Wade I sure did see look see look see
445:53 Wade I sure did see look see look see you try to take her side and she's still
445:55 you try to take her side and she's still she stabs right in the booty part why
445:58 she stabs right in the booty part why why always like the booty part in the
446:00 why always like the booty part in the pee PE hole I just I was trying to keep
446:02 pee PE hole I just I was trying to keep it
446:03 it familyfriendly that's the opposite of
446:05 familyfriendly that's the opposite of that okay well the the the
446:09 that okay well the the the underbelly uhhuh is that better yeah
446:11 underbelly uhhuh is that better yeah well yeah I guess but I don't think that
446:14 well yeah I guess but I don't think that Barbara's any more oh she really
446:16 Barbara's any more oh she really targeted you Wade there yeah really
446:19 targeted you Wade there yeah really brought you down you're really losing
446:21 brought you down you're really losing here that that yeah you're the one who
446:24 here that that yeah you're the one who suffered in that situation no no every
446:26 suffered in that situation no no every everything's fine I'm calm you guys are
446:28 everything's fine I'm calm you guys are calm we're all calm Cal yeah calm is not
446:32 calm we're all calm Cal yeah calm is not see look you you guys are expecting her
446:34 see look you you guys are expecting her to do something evil so she's playing it
446:36 to do something evil so she's playing it nice right now when she lets her
446:39 nice right now when she lets her targeted with yeah good she she had so
446:43 targeted with yeah good she she had so unfair guys she's playing game you're
446:46 unfair guys she's playing game you're walking into the Trap I feel like you
446:48 walking into the Trap I feel like you are just trying to project because if
446:50 are just trying to project because if anything you've been kind of the douche
446:52 anything you've been kind of the douche here to
446:54 here to us and Barbara is like really lovely
446:57 us and Barbara is like really lovely Barbara's been nothing but generous and
447:00 Barbara's been nothing but generous and and lovely I've been your friend I've
447:03 and lovely I've been your friend I've been your friend for years well
447:07 been your friend for years well well okay ouch first of all but second
447:10 well okay ouch first of all but second of all point taken I guess even though
447:13 of all point taken I guess even though it's a painful one uhhuh but bar I'm
447:17 it's a painful one uhhuh but bar I'm just saying friends friends you know
447:19 just saying friends friends you know friends listen to each other friends
447:22 friends listen to each other friends friends take each other's advice
447:24 friends take each other's advice barbar's Barbara's never shunned my
447:25 barbar's Barbara's never shunned my advice but I feel like I've told I've
447:28 advice but I feel like I've told I've given you a lot of hot tips that have
447:29 given you a lot of hot tips that have just part one here's part one I thought
447:32 just part one here's part one I thought part one already happened no no that was
447:34 part one already happened no no that was part one I mean I'm just
447:37 part one I mean I'm just saying it's good it's good example Bob
447:39 saying it's good it's good example Bob gave me a plus two and I didn't go oh
447:42 gave me a plus two and I didn't go oh Bob this part one this part one but
447:43 Bob this part one this part one but Barbara did the same thing to you Bob's
447:46 Barbara did the same thing to you Bob's a real person with
447:48 a real person with feelings whoa whoa whoa she's a
447:52 feelings whoa whoa whoa she's a heartless
447:53 heartless machineable man she's literally sitting
447:56 machineable man she's literally sitting right there
448:03 I would like those back if you please fair fair is fair I I didn't really
448:06 fair fair is fair I I didn't really think that was how that was going to go
448:08 think that was how that was going to go uh and I'm glad Barbara's on board with
448:10 uh and I'm glad Barbara's on board with this yeah you know Barbara's really
448:11 this yeah you know Barbara's really being a fair player she so receptive you
448:14 being a fair player she so receptive you know you come you come you come
448:16 know you come you come you come earnestly to Barbara with an idea with a
448:19 earnestly to Barbara with an idea with a thought and uh and she doesn't she
448:22 thought and uh and she doesn't she doesn't hold it against you and she's
448:24 doesn't hold it against you and she's she's willing to listen you know yeah wa
448:26 she's willing to listen you know yeah wa you're
448:27 you're really hears me wa really toxic right
448:31 really hears me wa really toxic right now yeah and I feel like you're you're
448:34 now yeah and I feel like you're you're letting your personal bias get in the
448:36 letting your personal bias get in the way good job Bob thanks man well
448:39 way good job Bob thanks man well done I'm happy that you won Bob see but
448:42 done I'm happy that you won Bob see but that just sounds mean something about
448:44 that just sounds mean something about that was legit that was legit I'm happy
448:46 that was legit that was legit I'm happy you won anytime Barbara doesn't win it's
448:49 you won anytime Barbara doesn't win it's a win to me but see when you won the
448:52 a win to me but see when you won the last round you were still angry about it
448:54 last round you were still angry about it I because she was setting it up to make
448:57 I because she was setting it up to make me look like the bad guy
449:00 me look like the bad guy I it's all part of her master plan and
449:02 I it's all part of her master plan and she has a master plan okay I'm getting a
449:05 she has a master plan okay I'm getting a little spooky here Wade I I feel like
449:07 little spooky here Wade I I feel like you're reading you're reading into
449:08 you're reading you're reading into things you're you're you're surmising
449:11 things you're you're you're surmising things so just because she's smart
449:13 things so just because she's smart enough to have a plan you don't like
449:15 enough to have a plan you don't like that you don't like the
449:17 that you don't like the idea of a lady being smart and thinking
449:20 idea of a lady being smart and thinking thing this is a fact that she's turning
449:22 thing this is a fact that she's turning us against each other I don't Bob Bob
449:26 us against each other I don't Bob Bob I'm fine with you anyone yeah I'm
449:28 I'm fine with you anyone yeah I'm feeling comfortable about this yeah
449:31 feeling comfortable about this yeah she's listen I'm I'm trying to be the a
449:33 she's listen I'm I'm trying to be the a things were fine in this Parts until
449:35 things were fine in this Parts until that boy came around but that boy is
449:37 that boy came around but that boy is Barber she's not things were fine in
449:39 Barber she's not things were fine in these parts till Barbara came along you
449:41 these parts till Barbara came along you boys should really listen to The Wise
449:42 boys should really listen to The Wise Old Man the entrance of the town I'm
449:45 Old Man the entrance of the town I'm literally your quest Giver trying to
449:46 literally your quest Giver trying to save your life guys are all like I just
449:50 save your life guys are all like I just want
449:51 want experience so you're saying things were
449:53 experience so you're saying things were fine until that girl came into town is
449:55 fine until that girl came into town is that is that what you're saying yeah
449:57 that is that what you're saying yeah yeah what you're saying things were fine
449:58 yeah what you're saying things were fine until that came to town there are plenty
450:01 until that came to town there are plenty of women in the town that I'm perfectly
450:03 of women in the town that I'm perfectly fine with there's literally one person I
450:04 fine with there's literally one person I don't like regardless of sex gender race
450:07 don't like regardless of sex gender race or anything else if you want to try to
450:08 or anything else if you want to try to make me look
450:10 make me look bad there's a lot of explaining for
450:12 bad there's a lot of explaining for someone who's actually innocent you know
450:14 someone who's actually innocent you know that was really defensive you really you
450:16 that was really defensive you really you really you really went out there you
450:18 really you really went out there you keep trying to spin this you're like a
450:20 keep trying to spin this you're like a news station we're talking about facts
450:23 news station we're talking about facts here I said it we're just trying to the
450:25 here I said it we're just trying to the bottom of your relationship with Barbara
450:27 bottom of your relationship with Barbara and I feel like you're not giving us
450:30 and I feel like you're not giving us you know the truth you're not giving us
450:32 you know the truth you're not giving us a clear a fair picture boom Wolf Lake
450:35 a clear a fair picture boom Wolf Lake cheer 100 B I agree with you when I had
450:37 cheer 100 B I agree with you when I had problems with Barbara when I play UNO
450:38 problems with Barbara when I play UNO see Barbara there's there's person
450:42 see Barbara there's there's person number one we literally have people
450:43 number one we literally have people coming forward telling their story so
450:45 coming forward telling their story so the thing is there are numerous people
450:48 the thing is there are numerous people that are in cells and they all
450:50 that are in cells and they all congregate together it doesn't mean that
450:52 congregate together it doesn't mean that they're right given that there's a lot
450:54 they're right given that there's a lot of
450:55 of them you know what I mean I yeah I hear
450:58 them you know what I mean I yeah I hear you loud and clear good job good job
451:00 you loud and clear good job good job good job Bob well done she was building
451:02 good job Bob well done she was building Aral I'm glad you won before she was
451:04 Aral I'm glad you won before she was able to unleash it on us an arsenal of
451:06 able to unleash it on us an arsenal of evil those are that's some strong
451:08 evil those are that's some strong rhetoric I feel like that is not helping
451:11 rhetoric I feel like that is not helping the conversation and it's not making you
451:13 the conversation and it's not making you look good
451:15 look good Wade why you say thank you what point
451:18 Wade why you say thank you what point did I get to in life where my friends
451:20 did I get to in life where my friends would turn on me so
451:26 easily this one I guess yeah yeah right here oh what is happening did I play
451:30 here oh what is happening did I play what what is what I didn't did I do that
451:33 what what is what I didn't did I do that what what happened
451:35 what what happened what that was very confusing okay well
451:39 what that was very confusing okay well seems a little early for all these
451:41 seems a little early for all these sevens to be coming out I didn't put
451:42 sevens to be coming out I didn't put anything out but it was my turn I I
451:45 anything out but it was my turn I I guess is Barbara nefariously targeting
451:48 guess is Barbara nefariously targeting you Wade yeah did she conspire to create
451:52 you Wade yeah did she conspire to create a situation of EV barara took Sam Well's
451:55 a situation of EV barara took Sam Well's family away Sam I've got stories coming
451:58 family away Sam I've got stories coming in right now you want to see being
452:01 in right now you want to see being targeted Wade I'll show you being
452:10 targeted he's muted not playing all right cool good I think he has a plus
452:12 right cool good I think he has a plus two he could have played okay there you
452:14 two he could have played okay there you go I thought you were just going to let
452:16 go I thought you were just going to let it happen wow Mark I really didn't mean
452:18 it happen wow Mark I really didn't mean for that to happen what what did what I
452:21 for that to happen what what did what I looked down for two seconds am I doing
452:24 looked down for two seconds am I doing things to you mark oh Bob you're really
452:27 things to you mark oh Bob you're really doing targeting to me
452:31 doing targeting to me take that oh dear me yeah see what a
452:35 take that oh dear me yeah see what a pile of cards you have here look at how
452:37 pile of cards you have here look at how bad that
452:39 bad that is I'm not judging you Mark I'm judging
452:41 is I'm not judging you Mark I'm judging your hand
452:43 your hand thanks oh wait they someone uh chicaa
452:47 thanks oh wait they someone uh chicaa photosho my hair on your head it looks
452:48 photosho my hair on your head it looks pretty good yeah they've been popping up
452:50 pretty good yeah they've been popping up in my Twitter timeline you look you look
452:53 in my Twitter timeline you look you look like a you look like a weird
452:56 like a you look like a weird Markiplier here Bob we're going to do a
452:58 Markiplier here Bob we're going to do a little trade but you got to trade back
453:00 little trade but you got to trade back okay never mind I don't have never mind
453:03 okay never mind I don't have never mind I thought it was theong wait but Mark I
453:05 I thought it was theong wait but Mark I was ready to do the Trad oh no sorry
453:07 was ready to do the Trad oh no sorry wait no this isn't what I wanted unless
453:09 wait no this isn't what I wanted unless you're going to pile up on
453:16 Wade we're going to get you Wade I think you underestimated who
453:19 Wade I think you underestimated who would be the most evil at this table all
453:21 would be the most evil at this table all right Bob you got to trade with you got
453:23 right Bob you got to trade with you got to trade back you're going to trade back
453:25 to trade back you're going to trade back right you got got Trad back tra TR good
453:27 right you got got Trad back tra TR good good good great good great wait wait
453:30 good good great good great wait wait wait wait
453:32 wait wait [Applause]
453:33 [Applause] wait wait I think Bob's out to get
453:37 wait wait I think Bob's out to get us targeting you he's targeting me you
453:40 us targeting you he's targeting me you guys are making light of a serious issue
453:43 guys are making light of a serious issue I have oh and what is this serious issue
453:47 I have oh and what is this serious issue Barbara and what has Barbara
453:51 Barbara and what has Barbara done
453:53 done I you know I feel like I'm talking to a
453:57 I you know I feel like I'm talking to a wall That's you that's what you
454:00 wall That's you that's what you is pretty accurate what you sound
454:03 is pretty accurate what you sound like um
454:11 listen I think Bob's targeting you way not challenge that one I'm really sorry
454:13 not challenge that one I'm really sorry uh it was a go doesn't matter and it's
454:15 uh it was a go doesn't matter and it's out passing it on wch Wow challenge
454:21 out passing it on wch Wow challenge challeng him Barbara I wanted you to
454:22 challeng him Barbara I wanted you to challenge do bar so to F your pocket for
454:26 challenge do bar so to F your pocket for all these years I think that you're
454:27 all these years I think that you're targeting Barb wow that was really
454:30 targeting Barb wow that was really animalistic that was really mean
454:32 animalistic that was really mean concerning like yeah the cards fell
454:35 concerning like yeah the cards fell where they lay but you you really just
454:37 where they lay but you you really just kick someone while they were down oh I
454:40 kick someone while they were down oh I kick I'll kick and I'll punch till
454:41 kick I'll kick and I'll punch till Barber's no more okay that's whoa that's
454:44 Barber's no more okay that's whoa that's threatening that's aggressive way too
454:46 threatening that's aggressive way too far dude you're being so toxic right now
454:51 far dude you're being so toxic right now your pen is so toxic right now
454:54 your pen is so toxic right now yeah how would you how would you do that
454:59 yeah how would you how would you do that I don't know
455:01 I don't know oh Jo Jo you know I like this it evens
455:04 oh Jo Jo you know I like this it evens it out for me thanks Barbara Barbara's
455:07 it out for me thanks Barbara Barbara's targeting me too now yeah we both got
455:11 targeting me too now yeah we both got all of us she's trying to win this game
455:14 all of us she's trying to win this game for herself no what every time she's
455:18 for herself no what every time she's being so
455:20 being so selfish she's playing these cards that
455:22 selfish she's playing these cards that injure me and you and you too Mark it's
455:27 injure me and you and you too Mark it's impossible how could she be so selfish
455:30 impossible how could she be so selfish I get what you're saying now the wor I
455:33 I get what you're saying now the wor I really thought for like a second you
455:35 really thought for like a second you were on my side we are we're on your
455:39 were on my side we are we're on your side we see how am I not on your side
455:42 side we see how am I not on your side right now wait I feel as slighted as you
455:45 right now wait I feel as slighted as you do and I feel as abused by this batch of
455:49 do and I feel as abused by this batch of code as you do yeah draw to by the way
455:53 code as you do yeah draw to by the way uh that's from Barbara this is Barbara
455:54 uh that's from Barbara this is Barbara Barbara's doing Barbara did this
455:55 Barbara's doing Barbara did this Barbara's orchestrated Barbara just
455:57 Barbara's orchestrated Barbara just skipped me oh orchestrating I got your
456:01 skipped me oh orchestrating I got your back friend thanks
456:04 back friend thanks buddy what color you want Bob I'll wait
456:06 buddy what color you want Bob I'll wait this time I swear blue is fine I guess
456:10 this time I swear blue is fine I guess cool I I don't know what I thought was
456:13 cool I I don't know what I thought was going to happen okay there you go there
456:14 going to happen okay there you go there you go there you
456:15 you go there you go as a reward for you giving me the
456:18 go as a reward for you giving me the color I wanted oh H that's happen okay
456:22 color I wanted oh H that's happen okay all right good that's what you get for
456:24 all right good that's what you get for being nice Barbara got to me she's in my
456:27 being nice Barbara got to me she's in my head oh no she controlling she's
456:29 head oh no she controlling she's controlling my actions now she got the
456:30 controlling my actions now she got the Barbera virus here let me fix you oh oh
456:35 Barbera virus here let me fix you oh oh no oh watch this play that's not the
456:38 no oh watch this play that's not the part my over here you go okay watch this
456:41 part my over here you go okay watch this play that's what I meant to do second
456:44 play that's what I meant to do second chances for good friends here's third SE
456:46 chances for good friends here's third SE oh thank you so much for the second
456:47 oh thank you so much for the second chance and the third chance the third
456:49 chance and the third chance the third se's I appreciate you my man you got it
456:55 se's I appreciate you my man you got it you w really wow are you okay okay
457:01 you w really wow are you okay okay oh man as much as selfish as Barbara was
457:06 oh man as much as selfish as Barbara was that round and as ruthless as she was
457:08 that round and as ruthless as she was coming after
457:10 coming after us somehow you managed to her still
457:12 us somehow you managed to her still pulled out the victory M yeah so we all
457:17 pulled out the victory M yeah so we all basically we all win knew she
457:21 basically we all win knew she knew I I walked right into her
457:24 knew I I walked right into her trap what is happening again nothing
457:28 trap what is happening again nothing that what are you what are you happening
457:30 that what are you what are you happening what get them I want you to have it's a
457:33 what get them I want you to have it's a good hand weight I want you to have that
457:34 good hand weight I want you to have that one all right thank
457:36 one all right thank you see it's a good hand see what I gave
457:39 you see it's a good hand see what I gave you it's pretty good oh no Barbara's
457:41 you it's pretty good oh no Barbara's doing it again oh no bar changed it's
457:43 doing it again oh no bar changed it's mind game the mind game is real the Mind
457:46 mind game the mind game is real the Mind Games yeah it's for reals for reals yeah
457:49 Games yeah it's for reals for reals yeah it seems like she's being nice and
457:51 it seems like she's being nice and helping everybody helping everyone
457:53 helping everybody helping everyone except herself but I see what you mean I
457:55 except herself but I see what you mean I called her out you guys don't understand
457:57 called her out you guys don't understand mhm oh we're on your side man I'm
457:59 mhm oh we're on your side man I'm totally behind you right
458:06 now don't mute yourself I'm on your side right here I'm trying to I'm trying to
458:07 right here I'm trying to I'm trying to be a friend right now oh wow changing
458:09 be a friend right now oh wow changing the color like that no don't don't don't
458:14 the color like that no don't don't don't condescend let's let's take weide and
458:16 condescend let's let's take weide and see what see how okay all right well
458:17 see what see how okay all right well I'll open my eyes and I will look at
458:19 I'll open my eyes and I will look at Barbara with judgmental sexist vision
458:22 Barbara with judgmental sexist vision and I will I will look at her only for
458:24 and I will I will look at her only for her being a a woman and nothing
458:27 her being a a woman and nothing else I swear to God I hate I'm actually
458:30 else I swear to God I hate I'm actually on your side Wade don't worry about it
458:32 on your side Wade don't worry about it I'm on I'm on your side too fully behind
458:36 I'm on I'm on your side too fully behind you you are the worst what did I do what
458:39 you you are the worst what did I do what did I do I'm looking through your eyes
458:41 did I do I'm looking through your eyes if you say I'm the worst then you're
458:43 if you say I'm the worst then you're really painting a picture about yourself
458:45 really painting a picture about yourself now has zero to do with his artificial
458:48 now has zero to do with his artificial intelligence's assigned gender through
458:51 intelligence's assigned gender through the person who created this infernal
458:53 the person who created this infernal deck all right so what is it
458:56 deck all right so what is it then the way it it's the mental the mind
459:00 then the way it it's the mental the mind the master mind oh it's the color of her
459:03 the master mind oh it's the color of her skin lies a core gears and mon white is
459:09 skin lies a core gears and mon white is she's white yeah that's it sure you
459:14 she's white yeah that's it sure you racist you
459:17 racist you racist how could you be this way I want
459:20 racist how could you be this way I want you to go next so I'm going to play I
459:21 you to go next so I'm going to play I don't want him to go next I want Barbara
459:24 don't want him to go next I want Barbara to go next I tried to be on your side
459:26 to go next I tried to be on your side thank you Barbara thank you very much
459:29 thank you Barbara thank you very much thank you calm down with that thank you
459:32 thank you calm down with that thank you Barbara thank you thank you Barbara than
459:35 Barbara thank you thank you Barbara than thank you bar thank
459:38 thank you bar thank you thank you Barbara finally I get to
459:42 you thank you Barbara finally I get to get
459:43 get revenge wait this is for
459:47 revenge wait this is for you wait a minute Bob thank you
459:52 you wait a minute Bob thank you something didn't make sense there I'm
459:53 something didn't make sense there I'm trying to be a friend I've not I've not
459:55 trying to be a friend I've not I've not had anyone on my side like seven years
459:58 had anyone on my side like seven years just
459:59 just it's like to have an I feel like you're
460:01 it's like to have an I feel like you're married and that's a big maybe that's a
460:04 married and that's a big maybe that's a that counts but all right we're not
460:05 that counts but all right we're not counting that right
460:11 now what color you want Bob you help me out I'll let you pick oh
460:13 out I'll let you pick oh Green Oh you actually did Green yeah
460:16 Green Oh you actually did Green yeah yeah is this what it feels like to have
460:18 yeah is this what it feels like to have a a friend yes isn't it nice this this
460:21 a a friend yes isn't it nice this this what it feels like to be
460:23 what it feels like to be supported dude I'm your
460:25 supported dude I'm your friend that's why I'm calling you out
460:28 friend that's why I'm calling you out you goofed on
460:29 you goofed on you wouldn't you didn't do the color I
460:32 you wouldn't you didn't do the color I said and you asked me and then you
460:33 said and you asked me and then you didn't even wait that was so mean well
460:35 didn't even wait that was so mean well then I flipped it back and you won
460:38 then I flipped it back and you won You've Won like three times I've won
460:40 You've Won like three times I've won none out about it oh you're being really
460:43 none out about it oh you're being really Barber about this Bob oh sounds like you
460:46 Barber about this Bob oh sounds like you know what Wade you know what Wade I
460:49 know what Wade you know what Wade I think you were right the whole time I
460:51 think you were right the whole time I think you suck at Barber's I think you
460:53 think you suck at Barber's I think you were right the whole time I think you
460:55 were right the whole time I think you were wrong both of you and I think Mark
460:58 were wrong both of you and I think Mark has teamed up with Barbara oh is this
461:01 has teamed up with Barbara oh is this what a team up would do huh that's what
461:03 what a team up would do huh that's what your team gets you that's what your
461:05 your team gets you that's what your betrayal gets you that's what you're I
461:08 betrayal gets you that's what you're I don't associate with
461:10 don't associate with racists that's just a blanket statement
461:12 racists that's just a blanket statement I'm not accusing anybody I don't
461:14 I'm not accusing anybody I don't associate with
461:16 associate with him that's good for you but you're still
461:18 him that's good for you but you're still being a real turd right now whoa turd
461:21 being a real turd right now whoa turd huh turd burglar oh iest of turds I
461:25 huh turd burglar oh iest of turds I wouldn't steal your turds if you had the
461:27 wouldn't steal your turds if you had the last turds on Earth
461:30 last turds on Earth you're stealing my tur so hard right now
461:32 you're stealing my tur so hard right now I would not I don't you know what you're
461:34 I would not I don't you know what you're doing you did it you know what you did
461:36 doing you did it you know what you did you're doing it right now I don't want
461:37 you're doing it right now I don't want what you're doing I would never you can
461:39 what you're doing I would never you can smell what The Mark is cooking a no no
461:42 smell what The Mark is cooking a no no way I don't remember what that does okay
461:45 way I don't remember what that does okay it's that one all right I we all know
461:49 it's that one all right I we all know the truth here heart of the cards heart
461:51 the truth here heart of the cards heart of the cards here heart of the cards
461:53 of the cards here heart of the cards heart the cards yeah well what so what
461:54 heart the cards yeah well what so what if Barbera gets a good win cards cards
461:58 if Barbera gets a good win cards cards card
461:59 card heart of the cards heart of my cards
462:02 heart of the cards heart of my cards heart of my cards is that doing it why
462:06 heart of my cards is that doing it why would you look at yeah that was dead on
462:08 would you look at yeah that was dead on man what are you copying my settings
462:09 man what are you copying my settings over there what is this yeah yeah that's
462:12 over there what is this yeah yeah that's what I'm going to do I'm stealing your
462:13 what I'm going to do I'm stealing your clout oh your clout is mine and your
462:16 clout oh your clout is mine and your turns you see how Mark has turned
462:18 turns you see how Mark has turned against like we're all we're all
462:19 against like we're all we're all fighting against it's all part of our
462:21 fighting against it's all part of our plan I think Mark's going scile I think
462:23 plan I think Mark's going scile I think Mark forgot how this works I know and
462:25 Mark forgot how this works I know and he's younger than me my time is limited
462:27 he's younger than me my time is limited on this planet wow what a what
462:38 a sorry they got really real there what happened to
462:41 there what happened to you had a sudden realization of how
462:44 you had a sudden realization of how limited my time was look man I just look
462:48 limited my time was look man I just look teammates being a real turd Burg over no
462:51 teammates being a real turd Burg over no she's not my teammate she's know who's
462:53 she's not my teammate she's know who's burgling turds right now no no I
462:55 burgling turds right now no no I wouldn't like I got you can check I
462:57 wouldn't like I got you can check I don't have any turds I've never St turn
462:59 don't have any turds I've never St turn in my
463:00 in my life I don't think that's the truth a
463:03 life I don't think that's the truth a you check check me check all my pockets
463:06 you check check me check all my pockets how would I check if you stolen turs you
463:08 how would I check if you stolen turs you could have buried them anywhere I could
463:10 could have buried them anywhere I could have yeah but you wouldn't find them I
463:11 have yeah but you wouldn't find them I don't know where you like to bury things
463:13 don't know where you like to bury things well okay I didn't want that to happen
463:15 well okay I didn't want that to happen oh
463:21 hey whoa whoa whoa well well well oh
463:26 whoa whoa whoa well well well oh boy don't want yours that's you really
463:30 boy don't want yours that's you really don't it's not it's not going to be easy
463:32 don't it's not it's not going to be easy to do this I'm concerned about okay oh
463:36 to do this I'm concerned about okay oh well I guess that's
463:38 well I guess that's happening my hand
463:41 happening my hand fool hey this both sucks saw it lasted
463:45 fool hey this both sucks saw it lasted right I didn't know how many cards
463:46 right I didn't know how many cards Barbera had this is
463:48 Barbera had this is unfortunate C it's red she did Red and
463:51 unfortunate C it's red she did Red and then red again well I bet here some red
463:54 then red again well I bet here some red you
463:55 you red more red for you that's such a
463:59 red more red for you that's such a burglar move I would
464:06 not smells like turds to me I've never stolen
464:07 stolen turds ever take some of that how's that
464:11 turds ever take some of that how's that turd smell W that was more of a fart
464:14 turd smell W that was more of a fart burglar move those are pretty similar
464:17 burglar move those are pretty similar pretty similar yeah gas and a Sol yeah
464:19 pretty similar yeah gas and a Sol yeah they're real
464:21 they're real similar stupid yeah whatever here here's
464:24 similar stupid yeah whatever here here's some stench take that
464:27 some stench take that stench okay well look oh no don't give
464:31 stench okay well look oh no don't give her the two we're just going to play
464:33 her the two we're just going to play this whole game all the way around yeah
464:37 this whole game all the way around yeah get her Wade what what happened was
464:41 get her Wade what what happened was that the system I think barbar's hacking
464:44 that the system I think barbar's hacking the main okay maybe you might be right
464:46 the main okay maybe you might be right about something there Barbara I
464:49 about something there Barbara I think that was a little
464:51 think that was a little weird I've Mark I've been on your side
464:54 weird I've Mark I've been on your side the whole time you see how Mark just
464:56 the whole time you see how Mark just piles on hey evidence finally is pointed
465:00 piles on hey evidence finally is pointed to something going on here listen you
465:03 to something going on here listen you know you know me we're we've been since
465:05 know you know me we're we've been since the start I'm on the your side of this
465:07 the start I'm on the your side of this whole Barber situation you're right I'm
465:09 whole Barber situation you're right I'm just going to take this Bob you
465:10 just going to take this Bob you convinced me that was wise I did I did I
465:13 convinced me that was wise I did I did I didn't have any all right well here take
465:16 didn't have any all right well here take some of this that's such a Barbara thing
465:20 some of this that's such a Barbara thing to do hey don't you dare insult my
465:30 girlfriend well well well now what your girlfriend did to you I mean
465:32 what your girlfriend did to you I mean she my friend look what your look what
465:36 she my friend look what your look what Bob did to
465:37 Bob did to me I really saved Mark there huh what
465:41 me I really saved Mark there huh what yeah
465:42 yeah wait yeah that's what you all
465:46 wait yeah that's what you all get I just don't want anyone to have any
465:50 get I just don't want anyone to have any fun I'm the real Barbara
465:53 fun I'm the real Barbara here you will never be as good as
465:57 here you will never be as good as Barbara listen n in a row so suspicious
466:01 Barbara listen n in a row so suspicious yeah suspect away I think so get him
466:04 yeah suspect away I think so get him again Bob oh you better watch me oh yeah
466:08 again Bob oh you better watch me oh yeah well how about this not suspicious get
466:11 well how about this not suspicious get him B yeah you can't get me because I'm
466:13 him B yeah you can't get me because I'm getting you
466:15 getting you better yeah all part of the master plan
466:20 better yeah all part of the master plan you like that yeah I don't I don't like
466:22 you like that yeah I don't I don't like that you green or blue Bob green or blue
466:24 that you green or blue Bob green or blue green you got it oh oh
466:34 two um that's not how that works is it let's just let's just see what happens
466:35 let's just let's just see what happens heart of the cards cuz otherwise if you
466:38 heart of the cards cuz otherwise if you draw for me after I've Double Draw for
466:41 draw for me after I've Double Draw for you three turns I'm going to be so
466:43 you three turns I'm going to be so upsetting you no no no you get a nine oh
466:47 upsetting you no no no you get a nine oh man well let's see what the heart of the
466:49 man well let's see what the heart of the cards gives me what never mind you said
466:51 cards gives me what never mind you said you oh okay man Bob's won a lot yeah I
466:56 you oh okay man Bob's won a lot yeah I won like four in a row now yeah it's
466:58 won like four in a row now yeah it's been plan to help my friend win all
467:01 been plan to help my friend win all right he called me his friend yeah I'm
467:05 right he called me his friend yeah I'm going to I'm I got to go
467:07 going to I'm I got to go bathroom I'm going go bathroom oh are
467:10 bathroom I'm going go bathroom oh are you or you going to go talk to your
467:12 you or you going to go talk to your Barbara machine no I'm I'm going to go
467:14 Barbara machine no I'm I'm going to go to the bathroom I I'm I'll let just let
467:18 to the bathroom I I'm I'll let just let fate decide what happens to my cards
467:20 fate decide what happens to my cards it's literally your turn right now no
467:22 it's literally your turn right now no I'll let fate decide okay goodbye I got
467:24 I'll let fate decide okay goodbye I got I gotta go okay well see you around guys
467:28 I gotta go okay well see you around guys you could literally just played right
467:30 you could literally just played right now before
467:40 you I guess I can you know honestly just feeling like
467:43 can you know honestly just feeling like I've got a friend in this world again
467:44 I've got a friend in this world again feels
467:45 feels nice um it's been a really lonely life
467:50 nice um it's been a really lonely life so just it's been it's honestly it's
467:51 so just it's been it's honestly it's been like the best 10 minutes of my life
467:54 been like the best 10 minutes of my life outside of like marriage and Molly cuz
467:56 outside of like marriage and Molly cuz like that's still better but like other
467:58 like that's still better but like other than that part
467:59 than that part best 10 minutes of my
468:01 best 10 minutes of my life that's pretty that's pretty High
468:04 life that's pretty that's pretty High Praise yeah I just appreciate that I
468:07 Praise yeah I just appreciate that I just I don't feel alone you know it's
468:09 just I don't feel alone you know it's been very lonely well you definitely are
468:11 been very lonely well you definitely are alone but I'm glad you don't feel that
468:15 alone but I'm glad you don't feel that way I'll I'll take the compliment there
468:18 way I'll I'll take the compliment there I'm not going to
468:19 I'm not going to question I'll just take the compliment
468:21 question I'll just take the compliment kind of like how oh it's not plus4 I
468:23 kind of like how oh it's not plus4 I thought I was just going to take some I
468:25 thought I was just going to take some I Mark I to stuer there it's not me
468:29 Mark I to stuer there it's not me yeah it's okay it's okay I wonder how
468:31 yeah it's okay it's okay I wonder how many cards he's going to draw this
468:41 time I'm sorry what oh he's been disconnected there's two bots in here
468:43 disconnected there's two bots in here now wait what do we do we can get rid of
468:46 now wait what do we do we can get rid of Barbara we can restart the lobby now we
468:48 Barbara we can restart the lobby now we have to she can be gone what happened
468:51 have to she can be gone what happened you kicked
468:52 you kicked me I don't know what you're talking
468:54 me I don't know what you're talking about you kicked me I have no idea what
468:57 about you kicked me I have no idea what you're talking about right now
468:59 you're talking about right now you you kicked me I don't I don't think
469:02 you you kicked me I don't I don't think that's what happened
469:04 that's what happened me no you K wait we should leave the
469:07 me no you K wait we should leave the lobby then so we can get mark back right
469:09 lobby then so we can get mark back right because the accident see you Barbara I'm
469:11 because the accident see you Barbara I'm out I can't believe you Barbara I hate
469:15 out I can't believe you Barbara I hate you
469:16 you 3,000 that look what has Barbara ever
469:19 3,000 that look what has Barbara ever done to you Barbara didn't want win one
469:21 done to you Barbara didn't want win one Bob was the one that kept nailing you
469:24 Bob was the one that kept nailing you hard and fast Mark I think you're
469:26 hard and fast Mark I think you're forgetting I'm the nice one so oh yeah
469:30 forgetting I'm the nice one so oh yeah you know what you know what you you're
469:33 you know what you know what you you're right you're right you are the nice one
469:35 right you're right you are the nice one that's true that's a fact no one can
469:37 that's true that's a fact no one can that I'm I never do anything mean you've
469:39 that I'm I never do anything mean you've never done mean in your life yeah so
469:42 never done mean in your life yeah so clearly I've never known you'd be mean
469:44 clearly I've never known you'd be mean in any way shape or form true why is my
469:47 in any way shape or form true why is my nightbot threatening
469:49 nightbot threatening people don't question oh maybe nightbot
469:52 people don't question oh maybe nightbot you maybe Night by you rob night bot
469:57 you maybe Night by you rob night bot night bar
469:59 night bar night bar bro oh wow take off a couple
470:04 night bar bro oh wow take off a couple letters and add a few more this
470:08 letters and add a few more this a cage when do we find the
470:11 a cage when do we find the constition where's the gold hidden sir I
470:14 constition where's the gold hidden sir I will follow you to the ends of America B
470:17 will follow you to the ends of America B it was nice yes
470:18 it was nice yes globox look watch GL little froggy face
470:21 globox look watch GL little froggy face is it because glob box is a man that
470:23 is it because glob box is a man that you're suddenly like oh yeah you're what
470:26 you're suddenly like oh yeah you're what GL box is GL box could be a girl call
470:28 GL box is GL box could be a girl call glow blocks a man for sure fa look at
470:30 glow blocks a man for sure fa look at the masculine jawline I'm supposed to do
470:33 the masculine jawline I'm supposed to do a thing look at the masculine jawline
470:35 a thing look at the masculine jawline look at the huge penis that look at the
470:39 look at the huge penis that look at the enormous uh do you have some like like
470:42 enormous uh do you have some like like sexual things you want like do you want
470:44 sexual things you want like do you want to come out and say something like is
470:46 to come out and say something like is this self commentary and you're learning
470:48 this self commentary and you're learning through your hatred of me about how you
470:50 through your hatred of me about how you feel about different
470:52 feel about different genders yes here you know what take
470:54 genders yes here you know what take these cards and think about that
470:56 these cards and think about that answer I already answered because I am a
470:59 answer I already answered because I am a genius more thoroughly Let's Do It Glow
471:02 genius more thoroughly Let's Do It Glow boox you big hulking
471:05 boox you big hulking man take that Wade that was for
471:08 man take that Wade that was for you mark did that to you I did that
471:11 you mark did that to you I did that never forget Mark did that to you I did
471:13 never forget Mark did that to you I did that to you it was wait a minute guys
471:17 that to you it was wait a minute guys Mark
471:18 Mark did Mark oh wait Mark did you catch me I
471:22 did Mark oh wait Mark did you catch me I just did you just notice something about
471:25 just did you just notice something about that you know we joke about it but it
471:26 that you know we joke about it but it was legitimate like even I was like yeah
471:29 was legitimate like even I was like yeah I did that to you but Bob that was all
471:31 I did that to you but Bob that was all your fault and no
471:34 your fault and no one wait a
471:37 one wait a minute Mark did that to you too you
471:39 minute Mark did that to you too you better watch out for Mark wait did you
471:42 better watch out for Mark wait did you catch that at all were you in the same
471:43 catch that at all were you in the same mindset as me like it was me but it went
471:46 mindset as me like it was me but it went totally over my
471:48 totally over my head yeah you guys don't don't really
471:51 head yeah you guys don't don't really pay attention to that sort of stuff oh
471:53 pay attention to that sort of stuff oh my God I say whatever whatever comes out
471:56 my God I say whatever whatever comes out you guys just believe me yeah how did
471:58 you guys just believe me yeah how did does this happen how often does this
472:01 does this happen how often does this happen if we just don't pay attention to
472:03 happen if we just don't pay attention to it constantly con oh my god oh jeez okay
472:07 it constantly con oh my god oh jeez okay all right well even in situations where
472:09 all right well even in situations where I'm not going to catch any heat for
472:10 I'm not going to catch any heat for something if I see an opportunity to sew
472:13 something if I see an opportunity to sew Discord between us I just Chuck it out
472:16 Discord between us I just Chuck it out there like I just want to see what
472:18 there like I just want to see what happens if I let the if I let a little
472:20 happens if I let the if I let a little bit more Randomness and Chaos yeah even
472:23 bit more Randomness and Chaos yeah even my chat is like wait whoa like no one
472:26 my chat is like wait whoa like no one noticed it I you never noticed this chat
472:29 noticed it I you never noticed this chat is this why everyone in the comments
472:31 is this why everyone in the comments like oh Bob's so nice they're so mean to
472:33 like oh Bob's so nice they're so mean to him CU I'm such a smooth talker yeah hey
472:39 him CU I'm such a smooth talker yeah hey Mark Glock s it to you oh you son of a
472:42 Mark Glock s it to you oh you son of a [ __ ] I'm scaring your cards I can't
472:44 [ __ ] I'm scaring your cards I can't believe I gave away my own
472:50 Secrets now I'm now I'm confused but we were real friends right like that was
472:52 were real friends right like that was yeah wait buddy I'm on your side you can
472:55 yeah wait buddy I'm on your side you can trust me
472:56 trust me haha that's not that doesn't make me
472:59 haha that's not that doesn't make me feel good it it shouldn't yeah I did I
473:03 feel good it it shouldn't yeah I did I did this to you I'm just going to take
473:05 did this to you I'm just going to take all the cards anyway I did this to you I
473:08 all the cards anyway I did this to you I did this I did this don't worry this
473:11 did this I did this don't worry this will soon be someone else's
473:13 will soon be someone else's [Laughter]
473:14 [Laughter] hand yeah you're right you're right it's
473:18 hand yeah you're right you're right it's times like this where I'm like if I get
473:19 times like this where I'm like if I get you because I take ownership everyone's
473:21 you because I take ownership everyone's like oh poor Bob wait a minute
473:32 now you'll have to chat now you have to go scour all the videos and uh wa what I
473:34 go scour all the videos and uh wa what I hit Uno wait what the hell I don't think
473:36 hit Uno wait what the hell I don't think you I don't think you did no I hit it
473:38 you I don't think you did no I hit it before I even put the card out what I
473:41 before I even put the card out what I don't think you did what I did what the
473:43 don't think you did what I did what the hell AI doesn't want you to win no I but
473:47 hell AI doesn't want you to win no I but I hit it way before I put the card out
473:49 I hit it way before I put the card out and then there was no option even
473:51 and then there was no option even after this one to yourself no that's not
473:55 after this one to yourself no that's not fair wait no hang on you played yourself
473:58 fair wait no hang on you played yourself I didn't play myself I think you did
474:01 I didn't play myself I think you did what the hell
474:02 what the hell happened uh you didn't click Uno and I
474:05 happened uh you didn't click Uno and I got you I called did click Uno I did all
474:09 got you I called did click Uno I did all the way out I what everyone saw I did
474:13 the way out I what everyone saw I did see I just clicked Uno and it counted
474:16 see I just clicked Uno and it counted cuz I'm not a normal but my thing didn't
474:18 cuz I'm not a normal but my thing didn't okay I clicked Uno okay then it worked
474:22 okay I clicked Uno okay then it worked but look it didn't work
474:23 but look it didn't work before did you really just do that I
474:26 before did you really just do that I look I'm trying I was doing it to try to
474:28 look I'm trying I was doing it to try to prove point but listen no I I clicked it
474:33 prove point but listen no I I clicked it uhhuh wait you know Bob's been winning a
474:35 uhhuh wait you know Bob's been winning a lot of M Bob
474:37 lot of M Bob Boba huh yeah okay Wade keep going yeah
474:43 Boba huh yeah okay Wade keep going yeah yeah my hair is
474:46 yeah my hair is gone all right I see where you're
474:49 gone all right I see where you're Connecting the Dots here yeah are you
474:51 Connecting the Dots here yeah are you saying that
474:53 saying that Bob sky right now uhhuh right cool good
474:57 Bob sky right now uhhuh right cool good that's good
475:03 Bob for some reason I still want you to win it's I feel like I'm being played
475:06 win it's I feel like I'm being played here pretty hard I feel like I'm being
475:09 here pretty hard I feel like I'm being played here pretty hard we are friends
475:12 played here pretty hard we are friends we are friends Mark's the one who's a
475:13 we are friends Mark's the one who's a jerk don't let him with [ __ ] talking I
475:17 jerk don't let him with [ __ ] talking I feel Two Reds I've got wow that was
475:21 feel Two Reds I've got wow that was harsh you feel I don't want to feel your
475:23 harsh you feel I don't want to feel your dick for real wait why do you do that to
475:26 dick for real wait why do you do that to people you you sack of [ __ ]
475:28 people you you sack of [ __ ] it was L you stole my hand you literally
475:31 it was L you stole my hand you literally see there's no other Reds
475:32 see there's no other Reds [Music]
475:34 [Music] there yeah that's Mark Mark said that
475:36 there yeah that's Mark Mark said that yeah I did I me you I forget who we're
475:38 yeah I did I me you I forget who we're making fun of right now we you're so
475:41 making fun of right now we you're so busy pointing fingers you have no idea
475:42 busy pointing fingers you have no idea where the conversation's even
475:45 where the conversation's even at every other
475:52 direction I see I see I see I see I see how about no moves oh snap thanks for
475:56 how about no moves oh snap thanks for changing it from Red I appreciate that
475:58 changing it from Red I appreciate that you're welcome man you're welcome well
475:59 you're welcome man you're welcome well he just played the same all right mind
476:02 he just played the same all right mind draw that I guess it's not a draw four
476:04 draw that I guess it's not a draw four so that's
476:11 fine thanks bud you're welcome Bud good team
476:13 team workor all right what's happening you're
476:17 workor all right what's happening you're it's your play bud but it's not letting
476:18 it's your play bud but it's not letting me do anything yeah Fu huh no I can't
476:23 me do anything yeah Fu huh no I can't I it's so weird that when the game
476:25 I it's so weird that when the game doesn't work for no reason just what's
476:27 doesn't work for no reason just what's the problem can't play any cards what
476:29 the problem can't play any cards what wait did Wade like did that storm
476:31 wait did Wade like did that storm finally knock Wade out or something I'm
476:34 finally knock Wade out or something I'm I'm I'm here oh oh yeah it's definitely
476:36 I'm I'm here oh oh yeah it's definitely Wade's fault I think you're right Mar no
476:38 Wade's fault I think you're right Mar no I'm legitimately like my hand is grayed
476:40 I'm legitimately like my hand is grayed out that's weird I can't draw a card
476:43 out that's weird I can't draw a card can't play any cards
476:45 can't play any cards huh Bob I know you have nothing to do
476:47 huh Bob I know you have nothing to do with this but why are you being so like
476:50 with this but why are you being so like that I have nothing to do with it that's
476:52 that I have nothing to do with it that's just that's exactly right wait a minute
476:54 just that's exactly right wait a minute hang on wait now I'm starting to no I
476:56 hang on wait now I'm starting to no I know there's no way you have nothing to
476:57 know there's no way you have nothing to do with this but yeah I have nothing to
476:59 do with this but yeah I have nothing to do with it obviously that's why I'm just
477:00 do with it obviously that's why I'm just saying it's so weird that you can't play
477:02 saying it's so weird that you can't play any cards right now just out of nowhere
477:05 any cards right now just out of nowhere it's so
477:06 it's so Random yeah it yeah it is
477:10 Random yeah it yeah it is it and the timer hasn't popped up yeah
477:16 it and the timer hasn't popped up yeah I
477:18 I hello I uh I I guess it's a glitch in
477:21 hello I uh I I guess it's a glitch in The Matrix or oh God I can't even leave
477:23 The Matrix or oh God I can't even leave I just opened the menu I can't leave the
477:25 I just opened the menu I can't leave the menu anymore oh
477:28 menu anymore oh well sounds like it's on sounds like
477:29 well sounds like it's on sounds like it's on I can't even hit Escape I could
477:31 it's on I can't even hit Escape I could not possibly have anything to do with I
477:33 not possibly have anything to do with I know you can't tell him Bob I know you
477:35 know you can't tell him Bob I know you can't no I'm agreeing with you why are
477:38 can't no I'm agreeing with you why are you saying like that what
477:44 that sound all right
477:47 sound all right Barra oh
477:49 Barra oh yeah the best AI in the house it's
477:54 yeah the best AI in the house it's Barbie why is that what did I do oh now
477:58 Barbie why is that what did I do oh now the game is the wrong
478:01 the game is the wrong size what has happened what Mark what
478:04 size what has happened what Mark what you doing wait what what oh god what I'm
478:08 you doing wait what what oh god what I'm getting plus four right from the [ __ ]
478:10 getting plus four right from the [ __ ] start I'm getting what listen wait I got
478:13 start I'm getting what listen wait I got your back don't worry about it what the
478:16 your back don't worry about it what the wrong
478:17 wrong [Music]
478:20 [Music] side hang on what's happening what's
478:22 side hang on what's happening what's happening how Mark has am I missing it
478:24 happening how Mark has am I missing it what happened what did I miss you're
478:26 what happened what did I miss you're fine you're fine you're fine
478:28 fine you're fine you're fine God okay thank you for not making me go
478:31 God okay thank you for not making me go have you guys just skipped me the whole
478:33 have you guys just skipped me the whole time and I have not been able to play no
478:35 time and I have not been able to play no you went yeah you haven't played yet you
478:37 you went yeah you haven't played yet you got skipped right off the bat and play
478:39 got skipped right off the bat and play and I get plus two good good to come
478:41 and I get plus two good good to come back dude look I knew you were busy okay
478:43 back dude look I knew you were busy okay I was just giving you a break thank you
478:44 I was just giving you a break thank you thank you you're welcome you're welcome
478:47 thank you you're welcome you're welcome thank you you're super duper welcome
478:50 thank you you're super duper welcome thank you I can't believe of all the
478:52 thank you I can't believe of all the Bots what do you mean of all the bots of
478:55 Bots what do you mean of all the bots of course it's going to be this bot love
478:56 course it's going to be this bot love Barbara she's the best I my I got to do
479:00 Barbara she's the best I my I got to do one more thing because it's it's bugging
479:02 one more thing because it's it's bugging me I'm back in it's your turn a [ __ ]
479:05 me I'm back in it's your turn a [ __ ] okay all right
479:07 okay all right okay Ser okay I was going to say okay
479:11 okay Ser okay I was going to say okay there's no oh [ __ ] marks for serious now
479:14 there's no oh [ __ ] marks for serious now that's me it's gamer mode baby I'm all
479:17 that's me it's gamer mode baby I'm all hopped up on gtf getting that bread yeah
479:20 hopped up on gtf getting that bread yeah getting this
479:21 getting this bread oh man that's so mean darn itang
479:26 bread oh man that's so mean darn itang oh finally finally oh [ __ ] you bar
479:29 oh finally finally oh [ __ ] you bar that's wait you you calm down with
479:31 that's wait you you calm down with that I'm just getting it out going to
479:34 that I'm just getting it out going to relax when you make the crank calls see
479:37 relax when you make the crank calls see I don't know what happens when good
479:39 I don't know what happens when good reference Bob I don't know what
479:42 reference Bob I don't know what happens thanks when when you play Uno
479:46 happens thanks when when you play Uno without us but Barbara has never been
479:48 without us but Barbara has never been evil when we play she started off boring
479:52 evil when we play she started off boring me I didn't see it sometimes you got to
479:54 me I didn't see it sometimes you got to do sometimes you gotta do what you gotta
479:56 do sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do waade you gotta win not playing to
479:58 do waade you gotta win not playing to lose playing to win playing to win
480:01 lose playing to win playing to win anding to
480:03 anding to Uno what she's got to do Bob let me ask
480:05 Uno what she's got to do Bob let me ask you did Barbara Plus for him because I
480:09 you did Barbara Plus for him because I didn't see it no he's lying he's just
480:12 didn't see it no he's lying he's just creating
480:14 creating manufacturing you'll never see this
480:28 yeah I do have a slight situation with my last
480:30 my last card and what's that okay it's not
480:35 card and what's that okay it's not yellow oh
480:38 yellow oh no oh look see way I had no choice in
480:41 no oh look see way I had no choice in the matter it just is what it does what
480:43 the matter it just is what it does what it does that's fine not my fault see but
480:46 it does that's fine not my fault see but you you you create these stories about
480:48 you you you create these stories about Barbara to be to be angry but then that
480:52 Barbara to be to be angry but then that then you you just let me get away with
480:54 then you you just let me get away with stuff you had to draw it Barbara Plus
480:56 stuff you had to draw it Barbara Plus for me and she didn't even have remember
480:58 for me and she didn't even have remember what this one does uh copy
481:02 what this one does uh copy copy I'll save you Aid oh no wait hang
481:07 copy I'll save you Aid oh no wait hang that's so oh no I've got no
481:10 that's so oh no I've got no greens a see you're just you're just
481:14 greens a see you're just you're just manufacturing this situation with
481:15 manufacturing this situation with Barbara you're you're crafting this
481:18 Barbara you're you're crafting this waade if you think about it the entire
481:20 waade if you think about it the entire game is a computer program therefore
481:23 game is a computer program therefore it's all a bot but you know what Wade
481:26 it's all a bot but you know what Wade you want to inflict some pain on Barbara
481:28 you want to inflict some pain on Barbara there you go buddy like hand no I got a
481:31 there you go buddy like hand no I got a no well yeah you should definitely
481:34 no well yeah you should definitely inflict some pain on Barber I think
481:36 inflict some pain on Barber I think that's the way go all right there we go
481:39 that's the way go all right there we go Okie doie just leave that Red for you
481:41 Okie doie just leave that Red for you there buddy you know what to do yeah
481:44 there buddy you know what to do yeah that's the
481:56 spirit I just all right well trying to okay you like with the cars like hey
481:59 okay you like with the cars like hey okay hey hey I I was trying to come I
482:03 okay hey hey I I was trying to come I was trying to say something to wait and
482:04 was trying to say something to wait and I just not my fault not my
482:08 I just not my fault not my fault I couldn't control it Tak a lot of
482:11 fault I couldn't control it Tak a lot of those I feel like you really have yeah
482:15 those I feel like you really have yeah wow you guys uh suck oh please don't
482:18 wow you guys uh suck oh please don't hurt
482:20 hurt me here there's just a stack of draw
482:23 me here there's just a stack of draw twos ready for me to draw and hand it
482:26 twos ready for me to draw and hand it you buddy just oh look at that play from
482:29 you buddy just oh look at that play from Barbara is there a game we make it green
482:31 Barbara is there a game we make it green she can suff never mind we'll give her
482:33 she can suff never mind we'll give her another turn is there a game mode that's
482:35 another turn is there a game mode that's just oops all twos and it's nothing but
482:38 just oops all twos and it's nothing but plus it's just how fast can you click oh
482:42 plus it's just how fast can you click oh no oh no well actually that's F that's
482:47 no oh no well actually that's F that's fine it's not the worst look at what why
482:51 fine it's not the worst look at what why did
482:53 did couldn't hey
483:00 okay well a that's so sad that's so sad for you
483:03 a that's so sad that's so sad for you that's very sad that's not nice that's
483:05 that's very sad that's not nice that's very sad aha aha oh I didn't even do
483:10 very sad aha aha oh I didn't even do anything to you you SK yes she has a
483:12 anything to you you SK yes she has a draw oh take that
483:16 draw oh take that Barbara Mark I would like to play a card
483:18 Barbara Mark I would like to play a card no Barbara has to draw more oh well okay
483:20 no Barbara has to draw more oh well okay I that's my that's my fault yeah Mark
483:23 I that's my that's my fault yeah Mark did that to you listen waade you're
483:26 did that to you listen waade you're going to draw some some powerful cards
483:29 going to draw some some powerful cards yeah I'm just gonna look and see she's
483:31 yeah I'm just gonna look and see she's got nothing but red and yellow great
483:33 got nothing but red and yellow great you're gonna draw some powerful cards
483:36 you're gonna draw some powerful cards you're gonna get her yeah get get her
483:39 you're gonna get her yeah get get her get her get her get
483:41 get her get her get her yeah D good try buddy good good good
483:44 her yeah D good try buddy good good good effort you play the right color and
483:47 effort you play the right color and everything now get her all right nothing
483:51 everything now get her all right nothing can stop me now uh well awkward hey
483:55 can stop me now uh well awkward hey there we go uh
484:05 hey nice oh no not you are such a douche that your audio cut
484:07 that your audio cut out what me celebrating
484:16 yeah that's just how happy I am Mark didn't plus two me all game nor was he
484:18 didn't plus two me all game nor was he Barbara I'll take yeah I was Lally
484:21 Barbara I'll take yeah I was Lally couldn't that's true but I still
484:23 couldn't that's true but I still appreciate him
484:24 appreciate him not you know what oh this hand is
484:28 not you know what oh this hand is I got something for you right here let's
484:31 I got something for you right here let's just get this reversed sh I just want
484:33 just get this reversed sh I just want you to know I don't have a choice oh do
484:36 you to know I don't have a choice oh do it to me come on do do it do me Daddy
484:40 it to me come on do do it do me Daddy I'm
484:43 I'm sorry he has a choice challenge him he's
484:45 sorry he has a choice challenge him he's got a choice ah I had give me the cards
484:50 got a choice ah I had give me the cards yeah oh you're so boned right now are we
484:54 yeah oh you're so boned right now are we are we I'm bone okay
484:59 are we I'm bone okay mark look how good that is I that is I
485:03 mark look how good that is I that is I look wait I
485:13 listen Mark was that necessary oh no look wait
485:15 look wait listen why did you give that to her look
485:18 listen why did you give that to her look man what's you want to you want to play
485:20 man what's you want to you want to play a game sure yeah let's play a game all
485:23 a game sure yeah let's play a game all right cool what's the game what am I
485:26 right cool what's the game what am I doing I don't know whatever you want
485:28 doing I don't know whatever you want just playing it it's called Uno yeah
485:31 just playing it it's called Uno yeah play how about you number just did a
485:33 play how about you number just did a second ago how about that oh oh yes I
485:37 second ago how about that oh oh yes I didn't want to play wait wait do you
485:39 didn't want to play wait wait do you have plus twos one all right we're doing
485:42 have plus twos one all right we're doing this okay uh guys you might not be
485:47 this okay uh guys you might not be doing hey look guys look look look look
485:52 doing hey look guys look look look look look oh no look guys a jeez guys look oh
485:58 look oh no look guys a jeez guys look oh well I have literally no choice in the
485:59 well I have literally no choice in the matter must God okay well look it's not
486:03 matter must God okay well look it's not my fault I have to play what I have in
486:05 my fault I have to play what I have in my
486:06 my hand the heart of the cards you know you
486:09 hand the heart of the cards you know you know how it is oh isn't that cop God
486:19 cop please all right Wade get her do do it buddy oh man hold on I can you I
486:22 it buddy oh man hold on I can you I believe in you all you
486:26 believe in you all you have okay what's the point of all those
486:29 have okay what's the point of all those cards here get
486:31 cards here get her I'm
486:33 her I'm sorry oh well that's that's I I earned
486:36 sorry oh well that's that's I I earned that I earned that why do
486:40 that I earned that why do I here Mark all right cool good I'll
486:43 I here Mark all right cool good I'll take it you know it's fine yeah just
486:46 take it you know it's fine yeah just enjoy well there she goes I hate to I
486:51 enjoy well there she goes I hate to I hate to tell you this Bob do you have a
486:53 hate to tell you this Bob do you have a plus two what wait hold on all
486:58 plus two what wait hold on all right
487:04 okay got her take that oh God I like choked and
487:08 her take that oh God I like choked and nearly died there when I got skipped was
487:11 nearly died there when I got skipped was that stick skips back to back yeah
487:14 that stick skips back to back yeah something like
487:20 that I don't remember what Bob has at all I hope it's not green it's a green
487:23 all I hope it's not green it's a green seven
487:25 seven [ __ ] I'll take it
487:28 [ __ ] I'll take it ah fair enough fair enough fair
487:35 enough hey I never win agent I don't know what your nice one I deserve
487:37 know what your nice one I deserve this the team up was Bob Bob oh cuz Bob
487:42 this the team up was Bob Bob oh cuz Bob b b I didn't I'm I wasn't teaming I was
487:44 b b I didn't I'm I wasn't teaming I was trying to team with Wade okay the heart
487:46 trying to team with Wade okay the heart of the cards did not want you suck at
487:48 of the cards did not want you suck at teaming that's like an Al you punch your
487:50 teaming that's like an Al you punch your teammate in the dick Wade Wade I don't
487:53 teammate in the dick Wade Wade I don't think you can team in this
487:55 think you can team in this game well there is a hold mode for but
487:58 game well there is a hold mode for but yeah you're right what um yeah you can
488:00 yeah you're right what um yeah you can play team zuno but what Bob Bob I'm
488:03 play team zuno but what Bob Bob I'm really sorry don't don't don't don't a
488:08 really sorry don't don't don't don't a well sorry here I'll make it red to be
488:10 well sorry here I'll make it red to be that's not
488:11 that's not good okay give me the
488:19 cards I wouldn't do it to you I'd save it for Barber if
488:21 it for Barber if I you have to understand B you have to
488:25 I you have to understand B you have to yes she has a draw oh
488:28 yes she has a draw oh calm down you nerd that calm celebration
488:31 calm down you nerd that calm celebration that was cool oh my [ __ ] you did ask for
488:51 red oh um listen Mark why what am I listening for what's up sorry hey but no
488:55 listening for what's up sorry hey but no it's okay I get it it's well all right
488:56 it's okay I get it it's well all right here we go again round the block let's
488:58 here we go again round the block let's do this let's do this guys keep it going
489:02 do this let's do this guys keep it going come
489:03 come on keep it going yeah keep it Go all
489:07 on keep it going yeah keep it Go all right I don't have any all right oh
489:10 right I don't have any all right oh Jesus that's 10 skips between me and
489:12 Jesus that's 10 skips between me and barber bouncing bouncing them back
489:14 barber bouncing bouncing them back [Music]
489:17 [Music] and [ __ ] you no all right that's a
489:21 and [ __ ] you no all right that's a little don't don't you don't [ __ ] me
489:24 little don't don't you don't [ __ ] me [ __ ] she going to get it oh and that
489:27 [ __ ] she going to get it oh and that really hey look at the teamwork good job
489:29 really hey look at the teamwork good job well there we
489:32 well there we go Mark way did that I just want you to
489:35 go Mark way did that I just want you to know I I know I know did that yeah I
489:39 know I I know I know did that yeah I just want you to know know whispered my
489:42 just want you to know know whispered my ear no he
489:54 said our turn Marcus our turn yeah uh it's our
489:56 uh it's our turn so here we
489:59 turn so here we go yeah dude sick you know what Mark you
490:03 go yeah dude sick you know what Mark you can do it ah that pass good wait no not
490:09 can do it ah that pass good wait no not that please reverse back different color
490:12 that please reverse back different color red or green I don't know what that one
490:14 red or green I don't know what that one does but anything not not just not
490:18 does but anything not not just not blue I got to break up my 69 which is I
490:21 blue I got to break up my 69 which is I couldn't I couldn't blue you I I would
490:24 couldn't I couldn't blue you I I would blue you Mark I would have blue you
490:26 blue you Mark I would have blue you that's okay I found a way out oh red
490:36 oh guess that's fine oh draw no Hey listen Okay you think I can
490:40 draw no Hey listen Okay you think I can do anything I've got numbers that's it
490:42 do anything I've got numbers that's it you want numbers I've got numbers I'm
490:43 you want numbers I've got numbers I'm gonna everyone out let's just that a
490:47 gonna everyone out let's just that a little bit oh I had the lowest amount of
490:49 little bit oh I had the lowest amount of cards what are you moaning
491:06 right I like I I'd like to think that someday we'll realize that oh God that's
491:09 someday we'll realize that oh God that's [ __ ] she had a green zero she could
491:11 [ __ ] she had a green zero she could have played is it
491:13 have played is it [ __ ] yes I don't like you believe
491:18 [ __ ] yes I don't like you believe him she
491:24 could wait why would you screw me like that you know the rules of this game
491:27 that you know the rules of this game Bob take her hand is there a greenen
491:29 Bob take her hand is there a greenen zero in there no there's a yellow zero
491:32 zero in there no there's a yellow zero yeah but she could have played that
491:33 yeah but she could have played that there was a zero and she didn't play a
491:35 there was a zero and she didn't play a zero why do that count why don't you
491:36 zero why do that count why don't you know the rules this deep I I do she
491:40 know the rules this deep I I do she broke them I don't think
491:43 broke them I don't think so wait this is entirely no she had a
491:47 so wait this is entirely no she had a zero she had she could have played the
491:49 zero she had she could have played the zero now you have a zero buddy it's okay
491:52 zero now you have a zero buddy it's okay oh not for long I'm going to play a
491:55 oh not for long I'm going to play a nine yeah yeah yeah 69 was Barbara
492:00 nine yeah yeah yeah 69 was Barbara though she played her own card she was
492:05 though she played her own card she was on I don't know what's going on right
492:07 on I don't know what's going on right now you right I feel sick I can
492:12 now you right I feel sick I can tell I'm not a liar it's not my fault
492:15 tell I'm not a liar it's not my fault she had a zero cuz I had the zero and
492:17 she had a zero cuz I had the zero and then the zero left and it was her zero
492:18 then the zero left and it was her zero and I knew it was my zero before she's
492:20 and I knew it was my zero before she's got red green and yellow there's a green
492:27 Zero The Challenge only counts same color not same number
492:30 color not same number why after a person who's won almost 200
492:32 why after a person who's won almost 200 games yeah You' think I would know that
492:35 games yeah You' think I would know that think know that I would expect you to
492:38 think know that I would expect you to know that some call Mr Ubisoft I want to
492:41 know that some call Mr Ubisoft I want to talk to him on the phone I don't think
492:43 talk to him on the phone I don't think that's how that works I call Mr Uno Mr
492:46 that's how that works I call Mr Uno Mr Hasbro production who made Uno who's the
492:48 Hasbro production who made Uno who's the maker Parker Brothers I don't know man
492:52 maker Parker Brothers I don't know man here
492:53 here Bob sorry well that's not very good look
492:56 Bob sorry well that's not very good look I got stop Barber now that I he you can
492:59 I got stop Barber now that I he you can help you can do this no no no my homie
493:04 help you can do this no no no my homie wait come on man play your plus two you
493:07 wait come on man play your plus two you oh I thought you had one oh no
493:10 oh I thought you had one oh no man I thought you had one yeah yeah yeah
493:14 man I thought you had one yeah yeah yeah I just had that hand and you had a green
493:16 I just had that hand and you had a green Zer I mean a plus
493:19 Zer I mean a plus two got
493:28 him oh [ __ ] dick got him oh come on Bob I could have won and then you could
493:29 Bob I could have won and then you could have won we could have all won we okay
493:33 have won we could have all won we okay this isn't okay you're the one who chose
493:35 this isn't okay you're the one who chose not to play her plus two there you go
493:37 not to play her plus two there you go Mark I what am I going to
493:41 Mark I what am I going to do I'm not
493:44 do I'm not I
493:46 I stupidity me you kid me first card draw
493:49 stupidity me you kid me first card draw every time don't worry wait I'll fix it
493:52 every time don't worry wait I'll fix it oh yellow that doesn't fix anything
493:57 oh yellow that doesn't fix anything hey I could have made it blue
494:00 hey I could have made it blue again those are the two colors that I
494:02 again those are the two colors that I don't have you don't appreciate anything
494:04 don't have you don't appreciate anything I do for you no I don't God how dides
494:07 I do for you no I don't God how dides she do this she's a
494:09 she do this she's a magician
494:11 magician I dear no wait come on bro oh well
494:16 I dear no wait come on bro oh well that's awkward interesting finally good
494:19 that's awkward interesting finally good things uh what you got I still have to
494:22 things uh what you got I still have to draw single
494:23 draw single card I just want to let everyone know
494:25 card I just want to let everyone know there's like six sevens out on the field
494:30 there's like six sevens out on the field I know there's so many sevens in the
494:32 I know there's so many sevens in the wild and they're not getting
494:34 wild and they're not getting played what are you kid
494:41 [Music] [ __ ] that H you know what Wade okay I
494:45 [ __ ] that H you know what Wade okay I have no sympathy for you suddenly why my
494:48 have no sympathy for you suddenly why my opinion has my opinion has changed so
494:51 opinion has my opinion has changed so quickly I challenged I literally just
494:54 quickly I challenged I literally just took the thorny Cactus dildo up my ass
494:57 took the thorny Cactus dildo up my ass you have four cards for now I I'm just
495:01 you have four cards for now I I'm just going to this this is going to this is
495:03 going to this this is going to this is going to happen I just want everyone to
495:05 going to happen I just want everyone to know like the seven have to you know
495:08 know like the seven have to you know [ __ ] kidding me that's not the
495:11 [ __ ] kidding me that's not the outcome I expected yeah that's not what
495:13 outcome I expected yeah that's not what I would have thought she would do in
495:14 I would have thought she would do in that situation and I don't have any car
495:17 that situation and I don't have any car do you not have I look I don't my God
495:20 do you not have I look I don't my God you has so many cards over
495:23 you has so many cards over there is red good for you Wade are you
495:26 there is red good for you Wade are you going to find something to complain
495:27 going to find something to complain about [ __ ] [ __ ] you
495:30 about [ __ ] [ __ ] you Bob are you upset wait I will help
495:38 you I guess I'm going to give a return cuz it's all I can all right y undid
495:40 cuz it's all I can all right y undid what I did was is don't worry wait I'm
495:42 what I did was is don't worry wait I'm going to help you oh
495:45 going to help you oh [ __ ] you know what I I sincerely thought
495:48 [ __ ] you know what I I sincerely thought I was helping you I don't know what you
495:49 I was helping you I don't know what you want from me does this help oh reverse
495:54 want from me does this help oh reverse reverse to I tried it didn't let
496:02 me I guess I don't understand how reverses work apparently not damn it
496:06 reverses work apparently not damn it okay Wade doesn't understand how this
496:07 okay Wade doesn't understand how this game works either one thing hey come on
496:11 game works either one thing hey come on reverse I even have a oh man I was going
496:14 reverse I even have a oh man I was going to don't worry Wade if it gets to me
496:16 to don't worry Wade if it gets to me I've got a card that will solve all your
496:19 I've got a card that will solve all your problems well is it that
496:23 problems well is it that one I'll be taking that don't worry it's
496:27 one I'll be taking that don't worry it's still going to solve all of our problems
496:29 still going to solve all of our problems oh she'll be taking
496:31 oh she'll be taking this I'll be taking
496:35 this I'll be taking that there's all those sevens you were
496:37 that there's all those sevens you were talking about she'll be taking this all
496:40 talking about she'll be taking this all right sevens are dealt with we've done
496:42 right sevens are dealt with we've done it thank god let's have some fun my god
496:47 it thank god let's have some fun my god well now Wade gets to be the one not
496:49 well now Wade gets to be the one not this time though okay I'll wait a little
496:52 this time though okay I'll wait a little bit I'm in no
496:53 bit I'm in no rush I've got time interesting Oh that's
497:00 rush I've got time interesting Oh that's oh hey Wade how you doing I'm doing good
497:03 oh hey Wade how you doing I'm doing good um Mark give me those cards hey what's
497:06 um Mark give me those cards hey what's up no here I'll give you mine
497:09 up no here I'll give you mine then no worth it never going to end
497:13 then no worth it never going to end we're going to die here good just
497:15 we're going to die here good just great Oh yay I tried to be di diplomatic
497:20 great Oh yay I tried to be di diplomatic diplomatic yeah you were right you were
497:22 diplomatic yeah you were right you were right the first time try to be
497:23 right the first time try to be diplomatic dick dick Dicky try to be
497:26 diplomatic dick dick Dicky try to be dickish
497:27 dickish didn't work you know what Wade get
497:30 didn't work you know what Wade get her get her got her go on get her oh God
497:37 her get her got her go on get her oh God damn it get heres that do oh no I don't
497:43 damn it get heres that do oh no I don't okay that's
497:44 okay that's fine all right Wade I know you have one
497:46 fine all right Wade I know you have one of these in your hand
497:48 of these in your hand [ __ ] oh no do you not oh dang it
497:52 [ __ ] oh no do you not oh dang it uhhuh I was trying to team I trying to
497:54 uhhuh I was trying to team I trying to team up with you
497:56 team up with you yeah normally there's some discussion
497:58 yeah normally there's some discussion before the team up I will give the
498:00 before the team up I will give the game's first
498:03 game's first decline Lally never declined Mark never
498:06 decline Lally never declined Mark never never declined what am I a scrub
498:09 never declined what am I a scrub declining who am I even thinking no
498:12 declining who am I even thinking no small that's small PP energy is what
498:15 small that's small PP energy is what you're right you're right small PP yeah
498:16 you're right you're right small PP yeah we only take big [ __ ] here well I don't
498:20 we only take big [ __ ] here well I don't like that
498:28 okay how's that how's your yellow stash oh dear it's this
498:32 oh dear it's this now
498:33 now okay all right all right I have a
498:37 okay all right all right I have a solution to this problem that's a good
498:39 solution to this problem that's a good solution woohoo oh wow Barbara your hand
498:42 solution woohoo oh wow Barbara your hand sucks or does it oh it sucks okay oh I
498:47 sucks or does it oh it sucks okay oh I could have done something completely
498:48 could have done something completely different okay well it might have
498:50 different okay well it might have CED
498:52 CED okay the Uno button popped up and I was
498:54 okay the Uno button popped up and I was scratching my arm
499:01 listen call her out call her out on it I got her yes
499:03 got her yes yes stupid robot so I know you have one
499:07 yes stupid robot so I know you have one of these in your in your stack of cards
499:09 of these in your in your stack of cards right please for the love of
499:12 right please for the love of [ __ ] kind
499:19 of I was being sincere I oh wow we all chill we all chill everybody chill
499:21 chill we all chill everybody chill everybody chill everybody's chill we're
499:24 everybody chill everybody's chill we're all chill we're chill everything's chill
499:26 all chill we're chill everything's chill so chill man chill man chill got him
499:29 so chill man chill man chill got him wait what color you want Oh blue
499:31 wait what color you want Oh blue [Laughter]
499:35 [Laughter] my I'm sorry I I should have waited for
499:37 my I'm sorry I I should have waited for your response that was that was brutal
499:40 your response that was that was brutal inid you know no it's
499:42 inid you know no it's fine hey he really did want blue I
499:45 fine hey he really did want blue I assumed you would lie to me anyway take
499:47 assumed you would lie to me anyway take no I was
499:48 no I was hopeful no no
499:52 hopeful no no there whose turn is it okay well it's
499:57 there whose turn is it okay well it's is mine Mark why are you this
500:00 is mine Mark why are you this waya w w
500:04 waya w w [ __ ] oh wow what a draw you're not going
500:07 [ __ ] oh wow what a draw you're not going to celebrate when you draw a draw four
500:10 to celebrate when you draw a draw four on your first pull when you have
500:13 on your first pull when you have Uno
500:15 Uno what oh wow man Barbara's really good at
500:20 what oh wow man Barbara's really good at this she pretty
500:22 this she pretty good that's that's that was skill okay
500:26 good that's that's that was skill okay well
500:27 well all
500:28 all right hey sorry Bob unless you can do
500:32 right hey sorry Bob unless you can do something we'll get this all the way
500:33 something we'll get this all the way around to
500:34 around to bar or not what the [ __ ] I was pretty
500:39 bar or not what the [ __ ] I was pretty sure you were going to have one of those
500:40 sure you were going to have one of those in your hand I'm sorry yeah I thought
500:41 in your hand I'm sorry yeah I thought that's how that was I had Uno I look up
500:44 that's how that was I had Uno I look up and I've got third [ __ ] teen that's
500:47 and I've got third [ __ ] teen that's not well oh you didn't see you didn't
500:49 not well oh you didn't see you didn't see the the plus eight you you didn't
500:51 see the the plus eight you you didn't see saw the okay okay cool cool cool
500:54 see saw the okay okay cool cool cool just checking I I wanted to remind you
500:56 just checking I I wanted to remind you in oh
500:58 in oh no oh it's mine now oh I have it okay
501:02 no oh it's mine now oh I have it okay all right well that's let's
501:08 go it's good right yeah I don't remember what
501:10 what has do that uhhuh was that a stroke you
501:15 has do that uhhuh was that a stroke you okay yeah a couple of them all right it
501:18 okay yeah a couple of them all right it only takes three to die two to fly
501:22 only takes three to die two to fly that's not cool can we can we yellow it
501:25 that's not cool can we can we yellow it up sure dude thanks man come on dude
501:30 up sure dude thanks man come on dude it's an odd move why is that what you
501:32 it's an odd move why is that what you wanted to happen I got to
501:35 wanted to happen I got to ask I don't want Barbara to only have
501:37 ask I don't want Barbara to only have two cards I'd rather Mark make it five
501:39 two cards I'd rather Mark make it five four I'll bring it up man don't you
501:41 four I'll bring it up man don't you worry all right things only get girthier
501:44 worry all right things only get girthier when they're in my hands yeah I trust
501:47 when they're in my hands yeah I trust Mark I want Mark to handle all right
501:49 Mark I want Mark to handle all right well okay still me baby here's the
501:53 well okay still me baby here's the giring oh hey
501:56 giring oh hey all right yellow's great
501:58 all right yellow's great [Laughter]
502:01 [Laughter] okay I got one of those I guess all
502:05 okay I got one of those I guess all right nice nice nice here we go with
502:07 right nice nice nice here we go with this and
502:09 this and pom uh yeah all right all
502:13 pom uh yeah all right all right what I was right on that
502:18 right what I was right on that Barbara
502:21 Barbara Barbra by the AI what just got by
502:27 Barbra by the AI what just got by you just got absolutely dunked on oh Bob
502:30 you just got absolutely dunked on oh Bob why' you jump
502:39 in oh here Mark all right fair enough you know oh I feel
502:42 you know oh I feel better I don't think you
502:45 better I don't think you should no that's interesting that's
502:47 should no that's interesting that's interesting that's interesting man what
502:50 interesting that's interesting man what a
502:50 a place what
502:58 what no oh dear oh how the table Mark show us what you got you know I will you
503:00 show us what you got you know I will you know I will show show me what you
503:04 know I will show show me what you got good stuff those are nice those are
503:07 got good stuff those are nice those are nice good hand right pretty good if I
503:10 nice good hand right pretty good if I could look at those I would I'm not
503:11 could look at those I would I'm not going to lie I was not paying attention
503:13 going to lie I was not paying attention I didn't see a single thing of what you
503:15 I didn't see a single thing of what you had great wait what hang on I want to be
503:19 had great wait what hang on I want to be yellow who oh
503:31 yeah W W's got good I don't know about that I don't know about that this is
503:32 that I don't know about that this is good well this this work out well okay
503:35 good well this this work out well okay all right well I would like those backs
503:37 all right well I would like those backs sir well I'm just going to do this and
503:39 sir well I'm just going to do this and see what happens then I guess do it to
503:42 see what happens then I guess do it to him Barbara do it to him Barbara get him
503:47 him Barbara do it to him Barbara get him Barbara
503:49 Barbara [ __ ] ah
503:58 a no wait
504:00 wait I'm I challenge you
504:03 I'm I challenge you yeah well that's not very good that's
504:05 yeah well that's not very good that's what she all of a sudden my hand's not
504:07 what she all of a sudden my hand's not looking too I have a solution to this
504:10 looking too I have a solution to this problem who is
504:14 problem who is it that's one of these chubos oh oh well
504:18 it that's one of these chubos oh oh well it's not too bad five thanks for faking
504:20 it's not too bad five thanks for faking some of my cards friends appreciate that
504:22 some of my cards friends appreciate that problem oh good I'm glad Mark and are
504:23 problem oh good I'm glad Mark and are the only two that took any that feels
504:25 the only two that took any that feels good what happened
504:27 good what happened yeah barbaraa got four back didn't she
504:29 yeah barbaraa got four back didn't she have four she sure did get
504:41 four I is that that card yeah oh mistake that's a mistake that was a horrible
504:42 that's a mistake that was a horrible mistake I gave you such good stuff yeah
504:45 mistake I gave you such good stuff yeah what is this why' you do that I don't
504:47 what is this why' you do that I don't know I regret it this this is a bad
504:51 know I regret it this this is a bad move was a great hand and I really feel
504:53 move was a great hand and I really feel like
504:54 like I Dam it
504:57 I Dam it sorry huh uhoh oh wow I hate all of you
505:00 sorry huh uhoh oh wow I hate all of you H hate me more that's not good that's
505:04 H hate me more that's not good that's not good at all anyone know what
505:05 not good at all anyone know what Barber's got nope nope oh no well risk
505:09 Barber's got nope nope oh no well risk it for the
505:11 it for the biscuit I'll risk it for my biscuit no
505:16 biscuit I'll risk it for my biscuit no [Music]
505:23 green man I hope I get a wild draw four no holy [ __ ]
505:31 risk it for the biscuit risk it for the biscuit no
505:33 biscuit no way I drew it what do you mean no way I
505:36 way I drew it what do you mean no way I just thought maybe you drew cuz you
505:37 just thought maybe you drew cuz you hated
505:39 hated me you said green I knew what how did
505:43 me you said green I knew what how did she get one guard oh
505:46 she get one guard oh oops hey or not oops a it's an oops oh
505:51 oops hey or not oops a it's an oops oh look I was trying to set up an epic
505:53 look I was trying to set up an epic Barbara dunk
506:00 oh yes that's the good stuff yeah all right we CS back to the beginning of the
506:04 right we CS back to the beginning of the game or more more like oh yeah let's do
506:09 game or more more like oh yeah let's do it baby no no no come on barbar let's do
506:12 it baby no no no come on barbar let's do it to
506:14 it to it you know you want to come on Barbara
506:18 it you know you want to come on Barbara Let's Do It come on no keep it going
506:20 Let's Do It come on no keep it going baby oh my
506:23 baby oh my God all right that was fun guys that's
506:26 God all right that was fun guys that's good I why does this keep happening how
506:30 good I why does this keep happening how how like I don't get it that's three
506:32 how like I don't get it that's three times in a single session that
506:34 times in a single session that that's do it again baby come on come on
506:38 that's do it again baby come on come on Barber come on a oh thank
506:43 Barber come on a oh thank God um guys I don't like red very much
506:47 God um guys I don't like red very much can you make it I don't I don't like red
506:48 can you make it I don't I don't like red either yeah let's get off red well
506:51 either yeah let's get off red well apparently not all right well guess sure
506:54 apparently not all right well guess sure here we go okay oh got
506:57 here we go okay oh got him I thought I thought for sure that
507:00 him I thought I thought for sure that was going
507:01 was going wait a it's a good color it's a good
507:04 wait a it's a good color it's a good color right there that's good color this
507:06 color right there that's good color this feels like a mistake
507:08 feels like a mistake but guess I'm going to do this bad
507:12 but guess I'm going to do this bad boy okay thanks
507:16 boy okay thanks man it's all right it's all right
507:18 man it's all right it's all right interesting interesting
507:20 interesting interesting interesting it's all right everything's
507:22 interesting it's all right everything's fine
507:24 fine fascina won I won
507:27 fascina won I won oh you hate to see it to see it you hate
507:31 oh you hate to see it to see it you hate to see it oh man I don't have any blues
507:34 to see it oh man I don't have any blues oh gosh darn it oh wow you hate to see
507:38 oh gosh darn it oh wow you hate to see it you hate to see it B is Barbara you
507:43 it you hate to see it B is Barbara you hate to see it I can't I I can't let you
507:47 hate to see it I can't I I can't let you I didn't actually have it I was I was
507:49 I didn't actually have it I was I was sincerely out of that I do out of my
507:52 sincerely out of that I do out of my hands out of my hands man you got a lot
507:55 hands out of my hands man you got a lot of cards Wade almost as many as Barbara
507:58 of cards Wade almost as many as Barbara shut it oh really I got nothing come on
508:02 shut it oh really I got nothing come on now interesting interesting that seven
508:04 now interesting interesting that seven in there that's a fun one but yeah all
508:07 in there that's a fun one but yeah all right Bob you this also is totally legit
508:11 right Bob you this also is totally legit oh green give me those challenge cards
508:14 oh green give me those challenge cards give them to me oh my God come on now
508:17 give them to me oh my God come on now all right he's got blues and one green
508:20 all right he's got blues and one green well you you've got many colors we're
508:23 well you you've got many colors we're all on the inside many
508:27 all on the inside many boom Oh
508:30 boom Oh yeah oh yep I did that hang on wait yeah
508:34 yeah oh yep I did that hang on wait yeah okay how about that all right me here
508:37 okay how about that all right me here Mark I think you know the play Mark ah
508:39 Mark I think you know the play Mark ah yeah you know I do well all right okay
508:44 yeah you know I do well all right okay well that's awkward what's the play was
508:45 well that's awkward what's the play was it what's the play uh Mark you know the
508:47 it what's the play uh Mark you know the play come on what is it what's the play
508:49 play come on what is it what's the play play uh make the play Mark it's all on
508:52 play uh make the play Mark it's all on you buddy that's not I what's the play I
508:54 you buddy that's not I what's the play I don't know the play
508:56 don't know the play it's it's all on you mark where's the
508:58 it's it's all on you mark where's the play I don't have the Playbook make make
509:00 play I don't have the Playbook make make the play Mark what copy do you have what
509:02 the play Mark what copy do you have what Edition is this the play do pick the
509:05 Edition is this the play do pick the right
509:06 right yeah there you
509:08 yeah there you go hey look at that oh great made the
509:13 go hey look at that oh great made the play made the play made the play guys
509:14 play made the play made the play guys you made the play I set you up and you
509:16 you made the play I set you up and you made all right make the play your alley
509:18 made all right make the play your alley oops are imense the this is all horrible
509:22 oops are imense the this is all horrible L make the play I'm about to here's the
509:25 L make the play I'm about to here's the play do it wait a minute said it that's
509:29 play do it wait a minute said it that's not what I thought you [ __ ] it all right
509:31 not what I thought you [ __ ] it all right oh yeah spike it
509:35 oh yeah spike it uhoh there it is sets always comes in
509:38 uhoh there it is sets always comes in threes is made the play is
509:41 threes is made the play is made wow that was a good play thank you
509:44 made wow that was a good play thank you thank you challenge me oh she didn't
509:46 thank you challenge me oh she didn't it's over took T what color you want
509:48 it's over took T what color you want moving on um
509:51 moving on um actually so
509:55 actually so [Music]
510:00 interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting very
510:02 interesting interesting interesting very interesting wow that is that is very
510:04 interesting wow that is that is very interesting watch this ha take
510:08 interesting watch this ha take that
510:10 that snap yeah yeah yeah the play you made
510:13 snap yeah yeah yeah the play you made the play I made the play I'm just going
510:15 the play I made the play I'm just going to leave this in the hands of oh wow you
510:20 to leave this in the hands of oh wow you have a choice to make een my mo catch
510:25 have a choice to make een my mo catch the
510:27 the you might want to hurry on this move wow
510:29 you might want to hurry on this move wow what a you can stop you have
510:33 what a you can stop you have wow idiot a 5050 shot waade you've
510:38 wow idiot a 5050 shot waade you've played so many hundreds of hours of this
510:40 played so many hundreds of hours of this game and you still don't understand how
510:42 game and you still don't understand how it
510:43 it works all right how was I supposed to
510:46 works all right how was I supposed to know he had a red seven you were
510:47 know he had a red seven you were supposed to know you were about to let
510:48 supposed to know you were about to let him go with one card left look guys no
510:52 him go with one card left look guys no it was going to be your turn you were
510:53 it was going to be your turn you were going to get a chance to stop him as
510:55 going to get a chance to stop him as much as I would love love to go down the
510:57 much as I would love love to go down the rabbit hole of this another game but I
511:01 rabbit hole of this another game but I have to
511:04 have to go it's unfortunate I got to get
511:07 go it's unfortunate I got to get going I'm sorry Barber now has I Barber
511:11 going I'm sorry Barber now has I Barber now has two plus fours I just want to
511:13 now has two plus fours I just want to leave you with that one oh God time to
511:15 leave you with that one oh God time to quit all right
511:22 guys reading it it says that it's cards with two sides which I don't know what
511:24 with two sides which I don't know what the mechanic is to that but it's it's a
511:27 the mechanic is to that but it's it's a double-sided deck of of unu what a
511:32 double-sided deck of of unu what a doublesided
511:34 doublesided deck whoa that was why are you old
511:39 deck whoa that was why are you old Mark what do you
511:42 Mark what do you mean but you're still wait did you time
511:46 mean but you're still wait did you time travel who no flip quick call me sunny
511:50 travel who no flip quick call me sunny sunny why Mark old somehow sounds more
511:54 sunny why Mark old somehow sounds more Rich well of course
511:56 Rich well of course it's just it's just industrial Thea
511:59 it's just it's just industrial Thea billionaire Mark yeah it's like oil
512:01 billionaire Mark yeah it's like oil Baron Mark uh yes yes that guy from Adam
512:06 Baron Mark uh yes yes that guy from Adam Driver in that SNL sketch you know like
512:08 Driver in that SNL sketch you know like oh yeah I crushed him under my heel his
512:13 oh yeah I crushed him under my heel his bones will feed my crops he is
512:17 bones will feed my crops he is surprisingly awesome at like everything
512:19 surprisingly awesome at like everything he does he's real fun to watch yeah man
512:21 he does he's real fun to watch yeah man he no Adam dver is amazing not
512:22 he no Adam dver is amazing not surprisingly awesome it's just awesome
512:25 surprisingly awesome it's just awesome yeah well I mean like he I I think he's
512:28 yeah well I mean like he I I think he's a great spot in um the Star Wars movies
512:31 a great spot in um the Star Wars movies I thought he was great then I saw on SNL
512:32 I thought he was great then I saw on SNL and I was just surprised how much range
512:33 and I was just surprised how much range he has cuz he just nailed everything he
512:35 he has cuz he just nailed everything he did yeah no he see him in the saddest
512:37 did yeah no he see him in the saddest movie ever made no I not watched that
512:40 movie ever made no I not watched that divorce story or whatever it's called no
512:43 divorce story or whatever it's called no I haven't actually seen it but it's
512:45 I haven't actually seen it but it's apparently incredibly sad oh my god when
512:48 apparently incredibly sad oh my god when will people learn just shut up I know
512:50 will people learn just shut up I know the game's not up I'm a professional
512:54 the game's not up I'm a professional streamer so wait how do I
512:57 streamer so wait how do I professional create now it's on mine Uno
513:01 professional create now it's on mine Uno flip is on the main page yeah yeah I I
513:04 flip is on the main page yeah yeah I I still have to create a match separately
513:05 still have to create a match separately though I'm not sure where that takes you
513:07 though I'm not sure where that takes you do it Daddy dude this released today
513:10 do it Daddy dude this released today holy crap we're on anybody I I hate I'm
513:14 holy crap we're on anybody I I hate I'm scared to ask this but what custom
513:16 scared to ask this but what custom things do I want turned on for this do I
513:18 things do I want turned on for this do I want everything but no bluffing like I
513:20 want everything but no bluffing like I normally do Barbara mode cuz by default
513:22 normally do Barbara mode cuz by default only stacking is checked do I want any
513:26 only stacking is checked do I want any of check all of them I can't I mean I
513:28 of check all of them I can't I mean I literally can't check
513:29 literally can't check that I vote Barbara
513:36 mode the usual okay all right that's fine then I can't
513:39 okay all right that's fine then I can't do sevens though apparently let's just
513:41 do sevens though apparently let's just do standard it cuz we have to learn how
513:43 do standard it cuz we have to learn how it works bass before we can do anything
513:46 it works bass before we can do anything fancy
513:47 fancy right
513:49 right um H it's funny you mentioned that after
513:52 um H it's funny you mentioned that after I
513:53 I uh yeah base it's close enough what do
513:56 uh yeah base it's close enough what do you mean base screw you in your it's
513:59 you mean base screw you in your it's basically basically okay well we're not
514:00 basically basically okay well we're not going base then stacking jump in force
514:03 going base then stacking jump in force playe draw to
514:04 playe draw to M all right man jeez wait calm down calm
514:07 M all right man jeez wait calm down calm down man calm calm
514:10 down man calm calm down wait I think you need to calm down
514:13 down wait I think you need to calm down I'm
514:14 I'm calm wait please I'm in here now I'm in
514:19 calm wait please I'm in here now I'm in here so I literally cannot enable sevens
514:21 here so I literally cannot enable sevens and zeros oh no but I left no blocking I
514:26 and zeros oh no but I left no blocking I always do that so it's fine I guess
514:27 always do that so it's fine I guess we're going to play flip Uno which we
514:29 we're going to play flip Uno which we have no idea how this works completely
514:31 have no idea how this works completely new brought to you by Clo's new
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514:46 cloakbrand.com really gone downhill I think it's really you'd be wrong it's
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514:52 gone up in quality and down in price more affordable better clothes sight
514:55 more affordable better clothes sight you're not unique anymore
514:58 you're not unique anymore Ringo hi Ringo that's totally the lady
515:01 Ringo hi Ringo that's totally the lady from Lady in the [ __ ] just her name
515:05 from Lady in the [ __ ] just her name definitely was Ring also I can see all
515:07 definitely was Ring also I can see all your cards you
515:10 your cards you idiots do you see both sides of them I
515:13 idiots do you see both sides of them I don't know
515:19 all Oh Our Deck just flipped my cards changed yeah we all saw that thank you
515:22 changed yeah we all saw that thank you guys my cards are different than they
515:24 guys my cards are different than they used to be that happened to all of us oh
515:26 used to be that happened to all of us oh my what is this color these
515:30 my what is this color these colors almost as good as the new colors
515:33 colors almost as good as the new colors from
515:34 from cloakbrand.com vibrant beautiful colors
515:37 cloakbrand.com vibrant beautiful colors available to you right now listen Mark
515:39 available to you right now listen Mark doesn't need your help what the f uh
515:43 doesn't need your help what the f uh what does this do oh I don't know I was
515:45 what does this do oh I don't know I was going to play one of those I want I want
515:47 going to play one of those I want I want that I guess okay it changes the colors
515:49 that I guess okay it changes the colors I like how bright the colors are it's
515:50 I like how bright the colors are it's fun challenge what does it mean CH I'm
515:53 fun challenge what does it mean CH I'm challenging why why am I challenging
515:56 challenging why why am I challenging don't challenge me bro what did it do
515:59 don't challenge me bro what did it do why would you challenge me
516:01 why would you challenge me chall uh so I feel like you're really
516:04 chall uh so I feel like you're really losing here okay it's that
516:06 losing here okay it's that one uhoh
516:09 one uhoh no
516:12 no okay um um I uh I don't I don't have any
516:17 okay um um I uh I don't I don't have any those things hey look at this a plus two
516:20 those things hey look at this a plus two a plus wait
516:22 a plus wait what not that's that's a noral Uno card
516:25 what not that's that's a noral Uno card I'm familiar with this yes I'm
516:31 challenging well now you're going to have to draw cards look I wanted it to
516:35 have to draw cards look I wanted it to be a plus four because that's what I
516:36 be a plus four because that's what I know and understand and this new stuff
516:38 know and understand and this new stuff scares me everything everything
516:40 scares me everything everything different is wrong and it's not good
516:42 different is wrong and it's not good okay here we is the double still all
516:44 okay here we is the double still all right cool good yeah of course of course
516:47 right cool good yeah of course of course it is why would that be different silly
516:50 it is why would that be different silly I what does this do
516:53 I what does this do I'm one
516:56 I'm one I'm just going to say that like I don't
516:57 I'm just going to say that like I don't know exactly what I'm doing every time
517:00 know exactly what I'm doing every time why I thought you I thought for sure in
517:02 why I thought you I thought for sure in 14 cards you had a single plus one in
517:04 14 cards you had a single plus one in there dude no no man you should see my
517:07 there dude no no man you should see my flip side though the plus
517:10 flip side though the plus fives side my flip side's going to be
517:13 fives side my flip side's going to be sick I'm going to destroy all
517:14 sick I'm going to destroy all you it looks like they're pretty lame
517:17 you it looks like they're pretty lame actually from what I could see no come
517:19 actually from what I could see no come on man no way see one one card that
517:22 on man no way see one one card that looks interesting out of all your yeah
517:23 looks interesting out of all your yeah yeah yeah that's what that's what I see
517:25 yeah yeah that's what that's what I see when I look at your face one part your
517:28 when I look at your face one part your nose one face that looks interesting out
517:30 nose one face that looks interesting out of all your faces yeah thanks for the
517:32 of all your faces yeah thanks for the assist yeah to find
517:34 assist yeah to find them yeah so wait what color is red
517:39 them yeah so wait what color is red orange or how do we know what color is
517:40 orange or how do we know what color is what on the other side random I think
517:43 what on the other side random I think they're colors there's just four
517:46 they're colors there's just four colors yeah it's just the four four and
517:49 colors yeah it's just the four four and four I think what it's just two
517:52 four I think what it's just two different Unos happening at the same
517:54 different Unos happening at the same time oh wow I didn't do that I didn't do
517:57 time oh wow I didn't do that I didn't do that I didn't do that that's what you
517:58 that I didn't do that that's what you sound like yeah I didn't do that but I
518:01 sound like yeah I didn't do that but I did do this one that's just
518:04 did do this one that's just unnecessary I I know but you you know
518:14 SK uhoh you got highly irregular I do uh wait what about some of this I don't
518:17 wait what about some of this I don't know Mark what have you done I don't
518:19 know Mark what have you done I don't know all I don't have
518:21 know all I don't have more I mean Mark you genius wait would
518:23 more I mean Mark you genius wait would you be able to know what color he has on
518:26 you be able to know what color he has on the flip side do they correspond
518:28 the flip side do they correspond directly yes do they correspond
518:31 directly yes do they correspond directly wait what oh oh sorry Mark dude
518:36 directly wait what oh oh sorry Mark dude I see a jump in I jump in I mean I don't
518:39 I see a jump in I jump in I mean I don't think it was him was his turn anyway it
518:42 think it was him was his turn anyway it was the game was over I won the first
518:45 was the game was over I won the first ever game of flip anyone has ever played
518:47 ever game of flip anyone has ever played in the world you're right probably
518:49 in the world you're right probably you're right thank you thank you right
518:53 you're right thank you thank you right thank can I get a you right can I get a
518:55 thank can I get a you right can I get a right right here give me a u right you
518:57 right right here give me a u right you right no no no in my soundboard someone
518:59 right no no no in my soundboard someone give me a uite you right you
519:04 give me a uite you right you right no that's not right am I not doing
519:06 right no that's not right am I not doing it am I right no it's more of a you
519:09 it am I right no it's more of a you right here you know what you wrong you
519:12 right here you know what you wrong you right you
519:14 right you right
519:21 Haya I don't even get a chance to to do anything other than make noises
519:29 I didn't get a u right oh God because my my soundboard is not activated right now
519:31 my soundboard is not activated right now oops oh I wrong I wrong I wrong okay
519:34 oops oh I wrong I wrong I wrong okay it's on
519:35 it's on now oh God sight not found what the hell
519:39 now oh God sight not found what the hell is that tell him don't tell him what did
519:42 is that tell him don't tell him what did I do what did I do oh God no oh God no
519:46 I do what did I do oh God no oh God no oh God no oh God no okay here we go
519:50 oh God no oh God no okay here we go we're good weird moing noise oh God yes
519:54 we're good weird moing noise oh God yes is that one you want you really you
519:56 is that one you want you really you really enjoying that over there
519:58 really enjoying that over there huh someone played don't ask that booing
520:02 huh someone played don't ask that booing don't ask was
520:04 don't ask was thato
520:06 thato no is that not it no it was it sounded
520:09 no is that not it no it was it sounded like
520:10 like a it's my soundboard I'm what do you
520:13 a it's my soundboard I'm what do you what do you think it was like a high
520:15 what do you think it was like a high pitched it was a bunch of children going
520:18 pitched it was a bunch of children going boo Play It Again obvious I it's on
520:21 boo Play It Again obvious I it's on random I can't select which one plays oh
520:24 random I can't select which one plays oh well then I didn't here the same on I
520:27 well then I didn't here the same on I thought it was now wait a
520:29 thought it was now wait a minute I'll I'll take it oh challenge me
520:33 minute I'll I'll take it oh challenge me come on man no no no no I've learned my
520:35 come on man no no no no I've learned my lesson L I've learned my lesson I've
520:37 lesson L I've learned my lesson I've leared we fought in the past but I want
520:39 leared we fought in the past but I want you to challenge me now when did we
520:40 you to challenge me now when did we fight we weren't fighting what do you
520:41 fight we weren't fighting what do you mean we hated each other deeply we
520:44 mean we hated each other deeply we always have sex afterwards to make up
520:45 always have sex afterwards to make up for it what wait I've hated you my
520:48 for it what wait I've hated you my entire life okay but I'm learning to get
520:50 entire life okay but I'm learning to get past it
520:52 past it what hey come on you know this come on
520:54 what hey come on you know this come on that's why it's why we're always like I
520:56 that's why it's why we're always like I hate you you you know how it is what you
521:00 hate you you you know how it is what you know you know man behind your back I
521:02 know you know man behind your back I always say oh that Bob I love that Bob
521:04 always say oh that Bob I love that Bob you're such a good friend that's what I
521:05 you're such a good friend that's what I say what do you say I'm trying to
521:07 say what do you say I'm trying to convince people that you're you're
521:09 convince people that you're you're somehow involved in in in uh in in the
521:13 somehow involved in in in uh in in the in stock markets which everyone hates
521:16 in stock markets which everyone hates well what okay I have some stocks but
521:19 well what okay I have some stocks but you know come on man
521:22 you know come on man please no no please like that this guy
521:26 please no no please like that this guy you have 100 shares the taquita banana
521:28 you have 100 shares the taquita banana you're going to sell no no it's low
521:30 you're going to sell no no it's low right now I can't sell what are you
521:32 right now I can't sell what are you talking about no no this guy talking
521:36 talking about no no this guy talking about low Mark talking about bare
521:38 about low Mark talking about bare markets look at this
521:40 markets look at this guy come
521:41 guy come onet uh oh wait you're supposed to play
521:44 onet uh oh wait you're supposed to play a card eventually there you go
521:47 a card eventually there you go yeah yeah I don't know what this does
521:50 yeah yeah I don't know what this does but I think it means flip our thingies
521:53 but I think it means flip our thingies some hey there we go turns out my cards
521:56 some hey there we go turns out my cards are just as boring as I imagined them to
521:58 are just as boring as I imagined them to be so wait what's this do hold on I'm
522:00 be so wait what's this do hold on I'm going
522:00 going to oh okay oh what the hell oh so I get
522:06 to oh okay oh what the hell oh so I get another
522:08 another turn oh holy [ __ ] I had an ultra skip I
522:11 turn oh holy [ __ ] I had an ultra skip I didn't even know it dude where's the
522:13 didn't even know it dude where's the ultra reverse I don't know why can't we
522:17 ultra reverse I don't know why can't we ult oh my God please have one
522:20 ult oh my God please have one a holy crap
522:30 [Laughter] no and it's just Savage over here God
522:34 no and it's just Savage over here God why would you do that Mark have a turn I
522:37 why would you do that Mark have a turn I will not we're going back to the side I
522:39 will not we're going back to the side I know God without the plus I don't like
522:42 know God without the plus I don't like normal
522:43 normal side I like normal side normal side's
522:46 side I like normal side normal side's good I like that I like straightens the
522:50 good I like that I like straightens the deck when we flip the cards back and
522:51 deck when we flip the cards back and forth oh my god oh so would you could
522:54 forth oh my god oh so would you could you you suck one that doesn't make any
522:57 you you suck one that doesn't make any that was
522:58 that was Ringo that was
523:01 Ringo that was Ringo I don't know why I said ring was
523:03 Ringo I don't know why I said ring was me it was Ringo it was
523:07 me it was Ringo it was Ringo or
523:09 Ringo or swear oh well come on right here right
523:12 swear oh well come on right here right on the fridge all
523:15 on the fridge all right oh good job buddy that's good man
523:19 right oh good job buddy that's good man you've been working on that one yeah I
523:20 you've been working on that one yeah I have a really good a really
523:22 have a really good a really strong why do we have to be so mean
523:25 strong why do we have to be so mean wait whose accent were you mocking him
523:27 wait whose accent were you mocking him or me I was asking both of you I don't
523:29 or me I was asking both of you I don't know if this was smart to do I have no
523:31 know if this was smart to do I have no idea what have you done I don't Absol
523:34 idea what have you done I don't Absol Savage look don't challenge me fool you
523:37 Savage look don't challenge me fool you walked into my trap card I fell for it
523:40 walked into my trap card I fell for it you fell for me just you wait I'm G find
523:42 you fell for me just you wait I'm G find a way to plus five you again you all
523:45 a way to plus five you again you all right man why did you throw why did you
523:47 right man why did you throw why did you you okay cuz I I my hand wasn't on the
523:49 you okay cuz I I my hand wasn't on the keyboard so I had to click to get the
523:50 keyboard so I had to click to get the what you could
523:52 what you could slop huh huh are you having a is it
523:56 slop huh huh are you having a is it frozen or am I dying because I don't
523:59 frozen or am I dying because I don't understand yeah Mark you're picking a
524:01 understand yeah Mark you're picking a color right now no it's no I'm not no
524:06 color right now no it's no I'm not no I'm
524:07 I'm um what color what's on the board I'll
524:10 um what color what's on the board I'll try and play for green right now oh I
524:12 try and play for green right now oh I don't have any of that well I can't do
524:14 don't have any of that well I can't do anything well dagnabit all right I uh
524:19 anything well dagnabit all right I uh it's not giving you a countdown or
524:20 it's not giving you a countdown or anything I think maybe it's just Frozen
524:23 anything I think maybe it's just Frozen huh what do you know about that hm all
524:26 huh what do you know about that hm all right good well this has uh been
524:30 right good well this has uh been something is this a feature of the new
524:32 something is this a feature of the new game mode is this a flip
524:35 game mode is this a flip thing uh this this intermission brought
524:38 thing uh this this intermission brought to you by
524:41 to you by cloakbrand.com don't home of the newest
524:44 cloakbrand.com don't home of the newest collection it is spectacular you want
524:47 collection it is spectacular you want yourself listen if you're going to if
524:49 yourself listen if you're going to if you're going to advertise that stuff I
524:50 you're going to advertise that stuff I need a new pair of sweatpants I ripped
524:52 need a new pair of sweatpants I ripped mine you got it can I give you a list of
524:53 mine you got it can I give you a list of cloak products I need dude you send me
524:56 cloak products I need dude you send me sizes I'll get you
524:58 sizes I'll get you cloak that sounds nice cuz I need some
525:00 cloak that sounds nice cuz I need some new cloak you make any purple stuff I
525:01 new cloak you make any purple stuff I saw I saw some green stuff you we've got
525:04 saw I saw some green stuff you we've got some neon stuff in this new collection
525:06 some neon stuff in this new collection there's some purple like accents uh I'm
525:09 there's some purple like accents uh I'm wearing a pink one right now but we
525:11 wearing a pink one right now but we don't have any like a Russian or
525:12 don't have any like a Russian or Scottish
525:14 Scottish accent we have we have much of the a bar
525:19 accent we have we have much of the a bar purple scotish accents along the clock
525:24 purple scotish accents along the clock friend
525:26 friend was that
525:27 was that Scottish that how Scottish people say
525:30 Scottish that how Scottish people say purple yeah wait wait wait wait wait I'm
525:32 purple yeah wait wait wait wait wait I'm I why am I why am I promoting wait take
525:35 I why am I why am I promoting wait take over you give me a cloak promo come on
525:37 over you give me a cloak promo come on give me give me some oh
525:43 uh okay there you go thanks man thank you I
525:47 okay there you go thanks man thank you I don't know if he understood I look I'm
525:49 don't know if he understood I look I'm going to just al4 my way out of this
525:51 going to just al4 my way out of this situation Bob you play hey Bob you
525:53 situation Bob you play hey Bob you played oh cool all right good neat
525:55 played oh cool all right good neat should we back out I guess the thing all
525:59 should we back out I guess the thing all right cool all right cool all right cool
526:03 right cool all right cool all right cool bread all right I really hope that's the
526:06 bread all right I really hope that's the next marketing Camp Scott I'm very off
526:09 next marketing Camp Scott I'm very off you mean
526:11 you mean amazed Jesus Christ it's the last thing
526:14 amazed Jesus Christ it's the last thing ever
526:15 ever Jason oh my [ __ ] Crepes it's Jason
526:19 Jason oh my [ __ ] Crepes it's Jason blor blor love Jason blor blor
526:25 blor blor love Jason blor blor blor you say wait I don't have an
526:28 blor you say wait I don't have an invite you don't need an invite you
526:31 invite you don't need an invite you super pleb yeah just saying just just
526:34 super pleb yeah just saying just just join him well who's in here
526:37 join him well who's in here forc me as far as I know me cuz I oh it
526:41 forc me as far as I know me cuz I oh it was you too yeah see see I see now that
526:44 was you too yeah see see I see now that I'm here all right m i k e y m o
526:52 I'm here all right m i k e y m o u right the
526:55 u right the kind of nightmare song were you singing
526:58 kind of nightmare song were you singing oh no I know that song that's the Mickey
527:00 oh no I know that song that's the Mickey Mouse song okay I got you I got you i c
527:05 Mouse song okay I got you I got you i c k
527:07 k y what's that advertisement for it's
527:10 y what's that advertisement for it's like the the Hollywood Pizza the save
527:13 like the the Hollywood Pizza the save your family save your
527:17 your family save your family that it's like no never heard of
527:20 family that it's like no never heard of that one
527:25 no you never heard of that one no all right so let's see Bob you have some
527:27 right so let's see Bob you have some good cards on your flip side I hope we
527:29 good cards on your flip side I hope we never have to see him oh my God yeah I'm
527:31 never have to see him oh my God yeah I'm getting getting rid of them baby yeah
527:33 getting getting rid of them baby yeah you are that would have been like a game
527:35 you are that would have been like a game winner right there you're what was it
527:37 winner right there you're what was it like a plus 30 no a full skip of two
527:40 like a plus 30 no a full skip of two full Skips a plus five and then a a deck
527:43 full Skips a plus five and then a a deck a deck flip whatever the deck is I don't
527:45 a deck flip whatever the deck is I don't even know what that is but I'm afraid of
527:47 even know what that is but I'm afraid of it oh isn't that the one that just makes
527:49 it oh isn't that the one that just makes us flip the cards over D I
527:52 us flip the cards over D I know how why why would you pick that
527:55 know how why why would you pick that color yeah it's like the worst color you
527:57 color yeah it's like the worst color you could
528:02 pick that was a soundboard thing if you're going to not mute it could you at
528:04 you're going to not mute it could you at least Michael Jackson sneeze for
528:06 least Michael Jackson sneeze for us there's no way that wasn't a
528:09 us there's no way that wasn't a soundboard I'm going to stack it
528:12 soundboard I'm going to stack it stacking it oh yeah stacking it oh yeah
528:17 stacking it oh yeah stacking it oh yeah yes what is
528:19 yes what is this what what you didn't have to do
528:22 this what what you didn't have to do this oh thank God oh wait
528:25 this oh thank God oh wait me
528:34 wow you both got it real good I still going to
528:40 turn thanks man thank you you're welcome thank
528:41 thank you I'm here to help thanks Mark you're
528:44 you I'm here to help thanks Mark you're welcome here for you buddy uh I feel
528:48 welcome here for you buddy uh I feel like this is just playing two separate
528:51 like this is just playing two separate games of
528:52 games of Uno yeah
528:55 Uno yeah I feel like it's some cool colors but I
528:58 I feel like it's some cool colors but I don't like I don't want a [ __ ] talk
529:00 don't like I don't want a [ __ ] talk thing I don't fully understand maybe I'm
529:01 thing I don't fully understand maybe I'm missing something but isn't this just
529:03 missing something but isn't this just regular Uno without some of the rules
529:06 regular Uno without some of the rules that make regular Uno kind of
529:08 that make regular Uno kind of funny hey man I was
529:11 funny hey man I was busy I'm have what just happened there
529:15 busy I'm have what just happened there wait why did you there is respect listen
529:18 wait why did you there is respect listen I see way jump in I jump in Mark is that
529:21 I see way jump in I jump in Mark is that what you said you could have waited
529:23 what you said you could have waited waited a turn had done the same thing
529:26 waited a turn had done the same thing Arie might not have given me a plus one
529:28 Arie might not have given me a plus one though but but I but but
529:41 buddy don't sound board us but I'm not soundboarding you but but I it's just
529:46 soundboarding you but but I it's just me look at you guys jumping in no Bob
529:49 me look at you guys jumping in no Bob what about me well I see thing I gotta
529:51 what about me well I see thing I gotta jump in you know what I'm talking about
529:53 jump in you know what I'm talking about that was blue they played that and
529:56 that was blue they played that and changed it you challenge it oh it's not
529:58 changed it you challenge it oh it's not a draw okay well never mind but I would
530:01 a draw okay well never mind but I would like to play not a draw now I got it now
530:05 like to play not a draw now I got it now I now
530:08 I now okay
530:11 okay okay
530:14 okay a why that color
530:17 a why that color tow oh boy oh [ __ ] why are my cards
530:22 tow oh boy oh [ __ ] why are my cards boring better than mine this is garbage
530:25 boring better than mine this is garbage it doesn't matter what side I'm on it's
530:27 it doesn't matter what side I'm on it's always boring oh what does this do what
530:30 always boring oh what does this do what does it do what does it do I don't know
530:32 does it do what does it do I don't know what does this do it just changes the
530:35 what does this do it just changes the color it's a draw one what oh that's not
530:39 color it's a draw one what oh that's not exciting at all maybe it's to draw every
530:41 exciting at all maybe it's to draw every number that's below that card oh here
530:45 number that's below that card oh here let's see this just popped up well hey
530:48 let's see this just popped up well hey wait if this is like three if this is
530:51 wait if this is like three if this is three if this is like three you you
530:54 three if this is like three you you don't need that you Joe crap Joe crap
530:58 don't need that you Joe crap Joe crap yeah Joe crap uhoh when does this stop
531:02 yeah Joe crap uhoh when does this stop oh my God how do I tell when this St oh
531:04 oh my God how do I tell when this St oh oh oh my oh my God that was what wait
531:08 oh oh my oh my God that was what wait why it say plus two that was not two you
531:12 why it say plus two that was not two you have
531:17 17 let's go back let's hold on I'm not done yet is there a reality in this game
531:21 done yet is there a reality in this game where I have less cards can we go that
531:23 where I have less cards can we go that reality
531:25 reality no see both of the realities and both of
531:28 no see both of the realities and both of them has a green five oh wait I can't do
531:31 them has a green five oh wait I can't do on one side oh crap I don't know what
531:34 on one side oh crap I don't know what his other side is I got a draw so I
531:37 his other side is I got a draw so I guess we'll leave it up to the random CH
531:40 guess we'll leave it up to the random CH wow I'm sure that I will be thed meow
531:44 wow I'm sure that I will be thed meow meow mow
531:47 meow mow bowow well here goes my chances of
531:49 bowow well here goes my chances of winning guys there go right down the
531:51 winning guys there go right down the drain right down the
531:53 drain right down the dra whoa calm down don't do okay I'm
531:59 dra whoa calm down don't do okay I'm going to jump in on myself nicely jumped
532:03 going to jump in on myself nicely jumped oh wow wait a minute he didn't Uno he
532:06 oh wow wait a minute he didn't Uno he didn't Uno he didn't got him got him
532:09 didn't Uno he didn't got him got him yeah got him really offset that wait you
532:11 yeah got him really offset that wait you didn't wait no no why no no no no no
532:17 didn't wait no no why no no no no no Mark you have more cards than I have
532:19 Mark you have more cards than I have somehow
532:26 wait you don't have to is the thing you don't you can just take it for me take
532:30 don't you can just take it for me take the hit lower the bur done it's taken
532:35 the hit lower the bur done it's taken lower the burden share share share the
532:38 lower the burden share share share the load lower the burden share my load
532:41 load lower the burden share my load Please share my load no Mark oh no you
532:46 Please share my load no Mark oh no you Archie come on
532:49 Archie come on guys
532:50 guys what oh hey this good luck oh no what is
532:55 what oh hey this good luck oh no what is this I don't understand I I will decline
532:58 this I don't understand I I will decline it then I won't get any cards
533:01 it then I won't get any cards one why and how is that a thing don't
533:06 one why and how is that a thing don't know why did I draw 12
533:08 know why did I draw 12 cards no this is what you get that is
533:12 cards no this is what you get that is what you get that is what you get that's
533:15 what you get that is what you get that's what you get man I like this game this a
533:19 what you get man I like this game this a what a fun game oh well come on man
533:22 what a fun game oh well come on man we're time
533:25 we're time Don't Mind If I Do let's go back to
533:27 Don't Mind If I Do let's go back to normal for a bit oh that's totally what
533:30 normal for a bit oh that's totally what I was about to do anyway good good ah
533:33 I was about to do anyway good good ah I'll jump in myself
533:35 I'll jump in myself apparently cool cool cool is it my turn
533:38 apparently cool cool cool is it my turn no is it breaking again I'm not able to
533:40 no is it breaking again I'm not able to play oh that card is a draw until you
533:44 play oh that card is a draw until you get the color the person
533:45 get the color the person chose oh I think it I'm broken again is
533:50 chose oh I think it I'm broken again is it a bug of like if you jump in as soon
533:52 it a bug of like if you jump in as soon as you come back flip over
533:55 as you come back flip over there might literally be a game
533:57 there might literally be a game bug who know did you literally break
533:59 bug who know did you literally break your game yeah probably one job
534:05 your game yeah probably one job probably so is it is it my turn no it's
534:07 probably so is it is it my turn no it's Mark's turn right now right I mean your
534:10 Mark's turn right now right I mean your I think that's what it it must be so
534:12 I think that's what it it must be so whenever we flip don't jump in actually
534:15 whenever we flip don't jump in actually maybe we should turn off jump in I think
534:18 maybe we should turn off jump in I think that's the bug I could do that we can
534:20 that's the bug I could do that we can turn that off I think that is the bug
534:21 turn that off I think that is the bug cuz I flipped back and it said jump in
534:25 cuz I flipped back and it said jump in and uh I don't think that's
534:33 good okay well new game mode guys just uh just just check it out some slight
534:38 uh just just check it out some slight issues jump in is turned off this
534:41 issues jump in is turned off this intermission brought to you by
534:49 cloakbrand.com get yourself some of the spiciest most delectable new Styles in
534:53 spiciest most delectable new Styles in the most vibrant outrageous new colors
534:56 the most vibrant outrageous new colors these sweet joggers purple oh my God
535:00 these sweet joggers purple oh my God they're so
535:02 they're so comfortable you can't you can't block
535:05 comfortable you can't you can't block this ad you can't it's live it's here
535:08 this ad you can't it's live it's here it's
535:09 it's nowen h
535:11 nowen h green yeah just giv different accents
535:14 green yeah just giv different accents you know Green
535:17 you know Green CL get green
535:22 CL get green tur okay
535:28 I'm P now the game just loaded slowly want
535:32 P now the game just loaded slowly want to play you'll get here eventually Bob
535:34 to play you'll get here eventually Bob it's it'll all be all right maybe come
535:35 it's it'll all be all right maybe come on game I just want to play the
535:47 game sometimes I just sit around and I think of you guys doing meow meow meow I
535:49 think of you guys doing meow meow meow I just like that's awesome man on stream
535:52 just like that's awesome man on stream the other day I was like what's that
535:53 the other day I was like what's that thing Bob does with the meows and yes I
535:56 thing Bob does with the meows and yes I came up with that I don't know who did
535:58 came up with that I don't know who did but I
536:00 but I always my you [ __ ] I just hear Bob's
536:05 always my you [ __ ] I just hear Bob's voice I don't know because I am the
536:08 voice I don't know because I am the inventor and originator of that bit
536:10 inventor and originator of that bit among our group damn it it Bob the whole
536:13 among our group damn it it Bob the whole time it was me the whole time obviously
536:16 time it was me the whole time obviously obviously that's what I'm saying you
536:18 obviously that's what I'm saying you know I don't know why I'm trying to
536:19 know I don't know why I'm trying to clamor for the right to that bad joke B
536:23 clamor for the right to that bad joke B is m you
536:31 bastards oh get him get him Archie yeah got him got him Archie Archie are you
536:33 got him got him Archie Archie are you just Barbara and Cat forn I mean it is
536:37 just Barbara and Cat forn I mean it is cat oh wait you like cats I do cats have
536:41 cat oh wait you like cats I do cats have never been anything but a-holes to me
536:43 never been anything but a-holes to me Keers wasn't but every other cat I've
536:45 Keers wasn't but every other cat I've known has been a real a-hole a that's
536:47 known has been a real a-hole a that's sad oh I was going to play but and then
536:50 sad oh I was going to play but and then I realized it was a skip me yeah is that
536:53 I realized it was a skip me yeah is that to me
536:54 to me why you should challenge it cuz it's
536:57 why you should challenge it cuz it's yellow wow AR is really trying to pull
537:00 yellow wow AR is really trying to pull one over on you suck my dick
537:03 one over on you suck my dick Archie well that's a little aggressive
537:05 Archie well that's a little aggressive that's pretty rude
537:07 that's pretty rude man
537:09 man okay hey Mark what no I don't like it I
537:14 okay hey Mark what no I don't like it I get my heart rate just spiked I don't a
537:16 get my heart rate just spiked I don't a b he was about to say something mean to
537:18 b he was about to say something mean to me no I actually was going to say
537:20 me no I actually was going to say something nice when Mar addresses me by
537:23 something nice when Mar addresses me by name it never ends for me see look I
537:25 name it never ends for me see look I literally legitimately I was like wait
537:27 literally legitimately I was like wait you know let's let's say some nice
537:29 you know let's let's say some nice things for each other that was
537:31 things for each other that was legitimately what the next thing I was
537:32 legitimately what the next thing I was going to say no I dead serious I honest
537:36 going to say no I dead serious I honest to God honest to God that was that was
537:40 to God honest to God that was that was what I was going to do I was going to
537:41 what I was going to do I was going to like you know I no I'm dead serious like
537:45 like you know I no I'm dead serious like that legitimately was like the next
537:47 that legitimately was like the next thing I was going to say well it's easy
537:48 thing I was going to say well it's easy to say that now after the fact now I
537:51 to say that now after the fact now I never will H wa was going to be really
537:53 never will H wa was going to be really nice to you all day yesterday but we
537:55 nice to you all day yesterday but we didn't talk you know I didn't I was
537:58 didn't talk you know I didn't I was thinking the whole day I was like man
538:00 thinking the whole day I was like man Wade looks great today I wish I could
538:03 Wade looks great today I wish I could tell him oh here we go here we go here
538:05 tell him oh here we go here we go here we I could Ed that
538:08 we I could Ed that yesterday well you're you're welcome in
538:10 yesterday well you're you're welcome in the
538:11 the past
538:13 past whoosh boy that's a
538:16 whoosh boy that's a wer I like that it it's it's it could
538:19 wer I like that it it's it's it could just give you another turn it could just
538:20 just give you another turn it could just be replay your but I like that the game
538:24 be replay your but I like that the game the effort to be like not you not you
538:26 the effort to be like not you not you not you
538:28 not you you oh dear
538:30 you oh dear ooh dude I'm killing
538:39 it wow this is what what a fun out of the game
538:41 the game eight that's not very sure well okay can
538:44 eight that's not very sure well okay can I play a seven and a
538:47 I play a seven and a one is aition is a dish or thing in Uno
538:50 one is aition is a dish or thing in Uno land of of course of course W bam no the
538:56 land of of course of course W bam no the colors Duke the
538:59 colors Duke the Colors oh no don't challenge it do not
539:04 Colors oh no don't challenge it do not challenge It screw you a-hole oh no uhoh
539:11 challenge It screw you a-hole oh no uhoh how many got this you got this oh dear
539:13 how many got this you got this oh dear wait okay so what what is the what do it
539:16 wait okay so what what is the what do it mean I saw in chat was you have to draw
539:18 mean I saw in chat was you have to draw until you get the color they selected
539:19 until you get the color they selected but then that's when I fail a challenge
539:21 but then that's when I fail a challenge I also then seem to have to draw two oh
539:24 I also then seem to have to draw two oh oh at the end you draw you draw an extra
539:27 oh at the end you draw you draw an extra two interesting so it's like a draw some
539:30 two interesting so it's like a draw some then plus two fascinating all
539:34 then plus two fascinating all right yay every
539:37 right yay every time my brain is like oh
539:41 time my brain is like oh no oh um if you guys could stop skipping
539:45 no oh um if you guys could stop skipping me I just want to make sure the game is
539:47 me I just want to make sure the game is working you know no no
539:49 working you know no no no
539:51 no hey hey this is
540:00 fash guys minute get ready for some of this Bob make it make it Pink make it
540:05 this Bob make it make it Pink make it Pink Pink isn't even a color except on
540:08 Pink Pink isn't even a color except on these cloak brand shirt I'm wearing
540:12 these cloak brand shirt I'm wearing excellent color oh excellent color wait
540:15 excellent color oh excellent color wait what have you done to me um nothing as
540:17 what have you done to me um nothing as bad as what we did to Archie
540:20 bad as what we did to Archie [ __ ] oh wait a minute wait wait well mhm
540:25 [ __ ] oh wait a minute wait wait well mhm mhm mhm I guess my complaining is not
540:27 mhm mhm I guess my complaining is not going to accomplish anything why did I
540:30 going to accomplish anything why did I get kick out of the what okay no I just
540:33 get kick out of the what okay no I just screwed Mark why are you going oh looks
540:36 screwed Mark why are you going oh looks like it's not valid oh no sorry I'm
540:38 like it's not valid oh no sorry I'm losing connection oh God oh God oh no oh
540:41 losing connection oh God oh God oh no oh I'm out
540:49 oh no one saw it that's so sad for you I got plus 10
540:53 it that's so sad for you I got plus 10 after you
540:54 after you that's so good for you man that's so
540:57 that's so good for you man that's so good man Uno you had one job what did
541:00 good man Uno you had one job what did you what you do Uno not try a different
541:03 you what you do Uno not try a different deck can we try normal mode just normal
541:06 deck can we try normal mode just normal Uno like see if the stuff that they
541:08 Uno like see if the stuff that they hopefully didn't touch till works yeah
541:12 hopefully didn't touch till works yeah should I turn jump in back on or leave
541:13 should I turn jump in back on or leave it off uh yeah turn all turn all turn
541:15 it off uh yeah turn all turn all turn all the cool things on you know man okay
541:18 all the cool things on you know man okay do it cool you know it is the day of
541:20 do it cool you know it is the day of release so there probably are problems I
541:22 release so there probably are problems I get it I did it come out today
541:24 get it I did it come out today yeah
541:26 yeah today really unfortunate that we
541:28 today really unfortunate that we recorded this last night how unfortunate
541:30 recorded this last night how unfortunate that Mark lost connection at the time
541:32 that Mark lost connection at the time through no fault of his own yep thank
541:35 through no fault of his own yep thank you Chad they're on my side Wade they're
541:37 you Chad they're on my side Wade they're on my side they're never on your side
541:39 on my side they're never on your side that must been that must mean you're
541:41 that must been that must mean you're actually telling the truth I absolutely
541:42 actually telling the truth I absolutely just like I was going to be nice to you
541:46 just like I was going to be nice to you huh well that makes me not believe it
541:49 huh well that makes me not believe it anymore well I don't know what to tell
541:51 anymore well I don't know what to tell that that says something about you more
541:53 that that says something about you more than it says something about me no I
541:55 than it says something about me no I don't think so no no no come on of
541:57 don't think so no no no come on of course I forgot to change my game
541:59 course I forgot to change my game category that's what mods are for
542:00 category that's what mods are for therefore they forgot that is true
542:03 therefore they forgot that is true that's a fact mods stupid find out
542:05 that's a fact mods stupid find out Corner yes do your jobs God do your
542:10 Corner yes do your jobs God do your volunteer jobs do your godamn what do I
542:14 volunteer jobs do your godamn what do I not pay you
542:15 not pay you [Laughter]
542:17 [Laughter] for all right Jesus this is just basic
542:20 for all right Jesus this is just basic bit youo with with some spice
542:22 bit youo with with some spice right with some spicy rules
542:27 right with some spicy rules spicy oh yeah yeah baby yeah baby yeah
542:31 spicy oh yeah yeah baby yeah baby yeah baby get them Dusty yeah baby yeah Dusty
542:34 baby get them Dusty yeah baby yeah Dusty oh I'm sorry buddy sorry Dusty his name
542:36 oh I'm sorry buddy sorry Dusty his name is AI I'm glad they had to put AI in
542:39 is AI I'm glad they had to put AI in there just to it's ow hey I know how
542:43 there just to it's ow hey I know how Dusty Dusty get a
542:46 Dusty Dusty get a m yes um oh I forgot that's thing oh
542:51 m yes um oh I forgot that's thing oh goodness yeah Bob I'm going to mess with
542:53 goodness yeah Bob I'm going to mess with you
542:55 you I just want to make sure you're good and
542:56 I just want to make sure you're good and connected I'll double check I'll double
542:58 connected I'll double check I'll double check to make sure you really don't want
543:00 check to make sure you really don't want that okay all I didn't I did not want
543:03 that okay all I didn't I did not want this set me up kind of gave away I gave
543:07 this set me up kind of gave away I gave away some good stuff for this this is
543:09 away some good stuff for this this is not red buddy I can't what do you think
543:12 not red buddy I can't what do you think I'm doing over here what oh
543:15 I'm doing over here what oh you're thank you thank you thank you
543:17 you're thank you thank you thank you thank you I got my hand back look at
543:19 thank you I got my hand back look at that this is this is far from ideal it's
543:22 that this is this is far from ideal it's yours better than Al hand wi or this
543:25 yours better than Al hand wi or this hand makes me want to go cry myself to
543:27 hand makes me want to go cry myself to sleep sorry
543:28 sleep sorry Bob why would you do that I had no
543:32 Bob why would you do that I had no choice had no choice I challenged that
543:35 choice had no choice I challenged that assertion you should believe me today
543:37 assertion you should believe me today he's got yellow yellow blue yellow
543:39 he's got yellow yellow blue yellow yellow blue get him I'll get him I'll
543:41 yellow blue get him I'll get him I'll get him all right all right little
543:42 get him all right all right little tattletail over here he's got yellow
543:45 tattletail over here he's got yellow yellow blue he has yellow yellow blue
543:49 yellow blue he has yellow yellow blue yellow yellow blue that that is dead
543:54 yellow yellow blue that that is dead hm that probably wasn't the best play
543:55 hm that probably wasn't the best play there no probably not man no nope I
543:59 there no probably not man no nope I guess I'll just play a five that's cool
544:01 guess I'll just play a five that's cool yellow blue yellow blue he made it green
544:05 yellow blue yellow blue he made it green um Mark do something with that I can do
544:08 um Mark do something with that I can do something with this I can I can
544:11 something with this I can I can indefinitely do something with this man
544:12 indefinitely do something with this man I was excited to use that on you and now
544:14 I was excited to use that on you and now you're using it on Bob yeah challenge me
544:16 you're using it on Bob yeah challenge me I dare you that's a weird come on do it
544:18 I dare you that's a weird come on do it yeah I don't want to win so I definitely
544:21 yeah I don't want to win so I definitely challenge you all right Fair good yeah
544:23 challenge you all right Fair good yeah game last long oh that's a lot back to
544:26 game last long oh that's a lot back to the beginning be nice to me Al Dusty
544:29 the beginning be nice to me Al Dusty thank you
544:31 thank you Al I like my sky Al
544:42 Dusty no I want it back that should a way level joke that wasn't even a joke
544:45 way level joke that wasn't even a joke that doesn't even qualify um you just
544:48 that doesn't even qualify um you just like your dusty yeah that's true yeah
544:58 is what I would say I don't know why that made me
545:05 laugh I laughed at Al Dusty your there we go well that's I challenge
545:09 your there we go well that's I challenge you
545:10 you a come on oh I have it I have one of
545:15 a come on oh I have it I have one of these I can play wow that's good stuff
545:17 these I can play wow that's good stuff man I buy one of these wow wow look at
545:21 man I buy one of these wow wow look at all these nice numbers be it great
545:24 all these nice numbers be it great ah why is it green I why is it green
545:28 ah why is it green I why is it green that's what you sound like okay you're
545:30 that's what you sound like okay you're just being rude for the sake of being
545:32 just being rude for the sake of being rude now Bob why is it blue what do you
545:35 rude now Bob why is it blue what do you want it to be Bob what do you want it to
545:37 want it to be Bob what do you want it to be I have all four colors all right plus
545:40 be I have all four colors all right plus two all right well okay that's uh right
545:46 two all right well okay that's uh right oh well screw you
545:48 oh well screw you guys I want this one
545:51 guys I want this one okay if we're just jumping doesn't have
545:54 okay if we're just jumping doesn't have it Al doesn't have it oh why is it
545:58 it Al doesn't have it oh why is it yellow that's Al that's what Al sounds
545:59 yellow that's Al that's what Al sounds like man you're killing it Bob you're
546:02 like man you're killing it Bob you're killing tearing everyone to Pieces today
546:05 killing tearing everyone to Pieces today man uh oh on
546:15 the oh who whoa have to challenge would been have to challenge I have to
546:17 been have to challenge I have to challenge that's my own personal belief
546:19 challenge that's my own personal belief system I have to do it that's true yeah
546:21 system I have to do it that's true yeah you've been doing nothing but that this
546:22 you've been doing nothing but that this whole time yeah you guys just keep
546:24 whole time yeah you guys just keep building up those decks yeah I'll show
546:26 building up those decks yeah I'll show you about building
546:28 you about building up building right up get him up Al get
546:33 up building right up get him up Al get him Mr
546:34 him Mr dust come on Budd working we're in this
546:37 dust come on Budd working we're in this together you got it to be fair you might
546:38 together you got it to be fair you might have gotten me worse unless this is a
546:40 have gotten me worse unless this is a red and it is
546:44 red and it is wow 25% chance there oh
546:47 wow 25% chance there oh Mark wow be nice to me oh dusto that was
546:53 Mark wow be nice to me oh dusto that was mean
546:54 mean Wade go again thank you I'll get your
546:57 Wade go again thank you I'll get your back
546:58 back out oh the dicks in the other hand okay
547:03 out oh the dicks in the other hand okay well ha the dicks in the other hand now
547:08 well ha the dicks in the other hand now the dicks in the third hand now yeah
547:11 the dicks in the third hand now yeah well you didn't need to you didn't you
547:13 well you didn't need to you didn't you didn't need to unless this was going to
547:16 didn't need to unless this was going to happen oh boy don't call Uno see you
547:21 happen oh boy don't call Uno see you were why did you say anything you
547:24 were why did you say anything you pointed out to him and he I don't know
547:27 pointed out to him and he I don't know man I don't
547:35 know right turns out I have no idea what he
547:42 has wow I I had so many sixes ready to
547:46 wow I I had so many sixes ready to [Music]
547:48 [Music] rock oh God stupid Wade
548:00 I'd like to thank my mom my family uh uh Jesus and everyone else that are
548:01 Jesus and everyone else that are normally that my associate producers my
548:03 normally that my associate producers my uh my recording team uh for this Victory
548:08 uh my recording team uh for this Victory how big how many people are in that room
548:11 how big how many people are in that room he explained earlier 10 I'm abiding by
548:14 he explained earlier 10 I'm abiding by Corona
548:15 Corona rules Fair good play good play Corona
548:19 rules Fair good play good play Corona rules Corona
548:21 rules Corona rules all right let's that's like what's
548:24 rules all right let's that's like what's that Family from um Billy Madison odoy
548:28 that Family from um Billy Madison odoy odoy rules
548:30 odoy rules yeah ooal rules oh doal rules and then
548:35 yeah ooal rules oh doal rules and then they all die it's
548:43 hilarious ow you're a liar Al I didn't know the computer lied in
548:45 Al I didn't know the computer lied in that
548:47 that department well everyone Lies when they
548:49 department well everyone Lies when they have the chance y am I lying right now
548:51 have the chance y am I lying right now call me out call me out Bob call me out
548:54 call me out call me out Bob call me out call me I literally
548:57 call me I literally can't I I literally but I can observe
549:00 can't I I literally but I can observe for myself oh yeah you are he's a liar
549:04 for myself oh yeah you are he's a liar no this hand is not he's a liar I was
549:09 no this hand is not he's a liar I was not liar thank you uh liar
549:15 not liar thank you uh liar no liar I like the way you guys like
549:18 no liar I like the way you guys like flirt liar no I don't
549:34 that's the hell do it is that like a pocket knife size chainsaw I just heard
549:36 pocket knife size chainsaw I just heard in the background no it's my boom arm
549:40 in the background no it's my boom arm just needs a little
549:43 just needs a little Lube a little yeah a full can of WD40 on
549:47 Lube a little yeah a full can of WD40 on that
549:53 [ __ ] it is really squeaky I I that is a squeak not notice this
549:56 squeak not notice this before I don't know is it my turn [ __ ]
549:59 before I don't know is it my turn [ __ ] that's literally your boom arm that's my
550:01 that's literally your boom arm that's my boom arm yeah yeah man dude I've been
550:04 boom arm yeah yeah man dude I've been youtubing a long time that thing like a
550:06 youtubing a long time that thing like a month dude this thing's been following
550:08 month dude this thing's been following me around forever why buy a new one all
550:11 me around forever why buy a new one all right I just assume every time like you
550:14 right I just assume every time like you uh switch up your office or something
550:16 uh switch up your office or something you just throw everything out and start
550:18 you just throw everything out and start over I guess I don't know dude I'm I'm
550:20 over I guess I don't know dude I'm I'm the opposite of that except when it
550:22 the opposite of that except when it comes to computers
550:24 comes to computers things just stick around Forever Wait
550:26 things just stick around Forever Wait you just throw your computer be like
550:28 you just throw your computer be like this boom arm I can't afford to replace
550:30 this boom arm I can't afford to replace this yeah absolutely man what are you
550:31 this yeah absolutely man what are you talking about of
550:33 talking about of course I don't feel like moving my tower
550:35 course I don't feel like moving my tower whoever moves in can just have it but my
550:37 whoever moves in can just have it but my boom arm's coming with you know for that
550:40 boom arm's coming with you know for that you get just shut up you shut up you
550:42 you get just shut up you shut up you shut up yeah you do yeah you deserve
550:44 shut up yeah you do yeah you deserve that I do get him Mark I like it but I
550:47 that I do get him Mark I like it but I deserve it I hate a bad boy what the
550:51 deserve it I hate a bad boy what the skip me again Mark Daddy the hell what
550:54 skip me again Mark Daddy the hell what the hell sorry I got a little into that
550:57 the hell sorry I got a little into that wait I'm going to let you give it to
550:59 wait I'm going to let you give it to Mark now
551:00 Mark now for never mind hang on I'm fighting back
551:04 for never mind hang on I'm fighting back they coming your way oh good I can't oh
551:07 they coming your way oh good I can't oh God it's like a dvz KEH battle oh no now
551:11 God it's like a dvz KEH battle oh no now yeah see this is what you get weigh shut
551:13 yeah see this is what you get weigh shut your trap I can do it again skip me
551:16 your trap I can do it again skip me again Mar I really don't like that I
551:18 again Mar I really don't like that I really
551:19 really don't skip him again Mark daddy oh yeah
551:23 don't skip him again Mark daddy oh yeah you know the skips car I don't have come
551:25 you know the skips car I don't have come on Daddy don't oh but I don't have any
551:28 on Daddy don't oh but I don't have any fours or Reds oh I did that on purpose
551:32 fours or Reds oh I did that on purpose yeah yeah take it take it
551:34 yeah yeah take it take it Wade aha take it Wade take it it I'll
551:38 Wade aha take it Wade take it it I'll get you yeah take it take it what oh I
551:42 get you yeah take it take it what oh I got my
551:43 got my camcord are you one handing this with a
551:46 camcord are you one handing this with a camcord I don't like what's happening
551:48 camcord I don't like what's happening here and you all need to stop doing that
551:51 here and you all need to stop doing that please oh well but hey
551:54 please oh well but hey hey hey I thought we were giving it to
551:58 hey hey I thought we were giving it to each other thought we were I thought we
552:00 each other thought we were I thought we were doing it guys you're going to make
552:01 were doing it guys you're going to make me do something I'm going to regret
552:03 me do something I'm going to regret don't no don't no on your on your
552:06 don't no don't no on your on your ChatterBait or your only fans or your oh
552:08 ChatterBait or your only fans or your oh you're just changing the cards I didn't
552:10 you're just changing the cards I didn't want
552:11 want to I didn't want to you know what Mark
552:14 to I didn't want to you know what Mark what's up I'm going to help you out my
552:16 what's up I'm going to help you out my buddy I don't like your version of help
552:19 buddy I don't like your version of help I don't like I don't want it I don't
552:21 I don't like I don't want it I don't want it I don't want it I don't want it
552:24 want it I don't want it I don't want it no I'm actually just you win wow what
552:26 no I'm actually just you win wow what the [ __ ] there you go wow that's really
552:29 the [ __ ] there you go wow that's really nice wow I just started watching Wade
552:30 nice wow I just started watching Wade win repeatedly yay thank you
552:34 win repeatedly yay thank you Bob thank you see I can be nice it's not
552:36 Bob thank you see I can be nice it's not weird no it's not I like it a lot it
552:40 weird no it's not I like it a lot it feels good no it feels good that's some
552:43 feels good no it feels good that's some good stuff man we could be as like adult
552:45 good stuff man we could be as like adult as we want it's not the CH the charity
552:47 as we want it's not the CH the charity stream you know Bob on the charity
552:48 stream you know Bob on the charity stream the first thing happens I was
552:50 stream the first thing happens I was like all right we're gonna try to keep
552:51 like all right we're gonna try to keep this little PG because there's a bunch
552:52 this little PG because there's a bunch of kids watching and Mark's like I'm
552:53 of kids watching and Mark's like I'm gonna [ __ ] my pants that's not even what
552:56 gonna [ __ ] my pants that's not even what I first opened up
552:58 I first opened up with I opened up with you know we just
553:01 with I opened up with you know we just got filming done filming a jack off
553:04 got filming done filming a jack off competition and my wrist hurt jack off
553:05 competition and my wrist hurt jack off that was right yeah so I hurt my wrist a
553:07 that was right yeah so I hurt my wrist a little bit yeah cool cool
553:10 little bit yeah cool cool man so that you're not even going to ask
553:15 man so that you're not even going to ask you're not even going to ask who won the
553:18 you're not even going to ask who won the jack off competition thanks I know who
553:19 jack off competition thanks I know who won in this pandemic economy you filmed
553:22 won in this pandemic economy you filmed the jack off competition yeah that's
553:24 the jack off competition yeah that's what I did oh that's so rude dude we
553:26 what I did oh that's so rude dude we were we were 5T away from each
553:29 were we were 5T away from each other yeah so it's so you're safe you're
553:31 other yeah so it's so you're safe you're fine yeah you were you were isolated
553:34 fine yeah you were you were isolated yeah it's like when you filmed that uh
553:36 yeah it's like when you filmed that uh the animal sex game are you going be
553:37 the animal sex game are you going be able to show any of that on
553:38 able to show any of that on [Laughter]
553:40 [Laughter] camera I never I never recorded a video
553:43 camera I never I never recorded a video of that what were you doing in my office
553:46 of that what were you doing in my office for 2
553:47 for 2 hours dude do you need me to explain it
553:51 hours dude do you need me to explain it to you no
553:53 to you no [Laughter]
553:57 [Laughter] yeah this is just to reinforce the idea
553:59 yeah this is just to reinforce the idea this is just to reinforce it yeah you
554:01 this is just to reinforce it yeah you called me in after so long like wait
554:03 called me in after so long like wait check this game
554:06 check this game out I don't think that's how it went
554:08 out I don't think that's how it went down but I'm okay with imagining that's
554:10 down but I'm okay with imagining that's how it went down yeah after like 2 hours
554:13 how it went down yeah after like 2 hours I was like pouring sweat down my brow
554:16 I was like pouring sweat down my brow just wait I got to show you something
554:20 just wait I got to show you something something amazing that's exactly what
554:23 something amazing that's exactly what happened yeah I mean it's not far
554:26 happened yeah I mean it's not far off no it's
554:28 off no it's not thank you wow what a nice game what
554:32 not thank you wow what a nice game what a nice game a nice game all right that's
554:35 a nice game a nice game all right that's that's not how this usually
554:42 goes hey I got a medal win all rounds in a match 15
554:44 a match 15 time wow
554:46 time wow nice oh you're level 21 now wow I never
554:51 nice oh you're level 21 now wow I never thought this day would come good job
554:53 thought this day would come good job either you can drink in Uno you're
554:55 either you can drink in Uno you're you're of the right level yay well no I
554:58 you're of the right level yay well no I still probably couldn't and probably
555:00 still probably couldn't and probably well you can't that's true I forgot let
555:03 well you can't that's true I forgot let me see what you got wait let me see what
555:04 me see what you got wait let me see what you got all right don't you want my
555:08 you got all right don't you want my cards no I don't want your cards no
555:12 cards no I don't want your cards no listen Mark before you make your
555:14 listen Mark before you make your decision let me sell you on
555:16 decision let me sell you on this my head is good and you want to see
555:20 this my head is good and you want to see what's in it w I'm sold I'm no I'm sold
555:23 what's in it w I'm sold I'm no I'm sold no I'm buying and he's going to unleash
555:26 no I'm buying and he's going to unleash it upon you please lie
555:30 it upon you please lie yes interesting Al Dusty's lying sack of
555:35 yes interesting Al Dusty's lying sack of [ __ ] Al Dusty is a liar liar pants on
555:37 [ __ ] Al Dusty is a liar liar pants on fire
555:39 fire yeah where's my green it's right there
555:41 yeah where's my green it's right there in my hand
555:43 in my hand guys stupid idiots I got
555:46 guys stupid idiots I got you the chat's so dumb
555:49 you the chat's so dumb guys oh God I'm so good huh oh they
555:54 guys oh God I'm so good huh oh they asked me where my green was and it's
555:55 asked me where my green was and it's right there in my hand they're such
555:58 right there in my hand they're such idiots got them yes oh let's I'm not
556:02 idiots got them yes oh let's I'm not doing that here we go now I'll look Bob
556:04 doing that here we go now I'll look Bob you sold this hand those aren't my
556:07 you sold this hand those aren't my that's not the ones I was selling you on
556:09 that's not the ones I was selling you on though I have Bob's hand you fool oh you
556:12 though I have Bob's hand you fool oh you fool here look at
556:15 fool here look at it ah this hand sucks in the current
556:18 it ah this hand sucks in the current climate this one sucks no no that hand
556:21 climate this one sucks no no that hand is a monster of a hand it needs the
556:23 is a monster of a hand it needs the right it just needs a little love you
556:25 right it just needs a little love you see it s a little bit get warmed up
556:28 see it s a little bit get warmed up right don't judge it right don't don't
556:31 right don't judge it right don't don't let it don't tell it your darkest
556:32 let it don't tell it your darkest Secrets cuz it'll lie it'll betray you
556:34 Secrets cuz it'll lie it'll betray you but just oh is it my turn right right
556:36 but just oh is it my turn right right right what are you going to do huh what
556:38 right what are you going to do huh what are you going to do you can't do
556:39 are you going to do you can't do anything to me I'm looking you nothing
556:41 anything to me I'm looking you nothing you can do nothing you can do nothing to
556:44 you can do nothing you can do nothing to me
556:45 me nothing barely got that often time oh
556:48 nothing barely got that often time oh you always often time good move good
556:52 you always often time good move good move good you
556:55 move good you right right me take a look at Al's cards
556:58 right right me take a look at Al's cards oh this is oh no this hand is not good
557:01 oh this is oh no this hand is not good all right wait wait a minute wow here we
557:05 all right wait wait a minute wow here we go here we go [ __ ] Mark Mark Mark no I
557:11 go here we go [ __ ] Mark Mark Mark no I like I
557:13 like I want if you hadn't said anything I was
557:16 want if you hadn't said anything I was considering Mark hand but then you spoke
557:18 considering Mark hand but then you spoke and I was
557:20 and I was like oh what's this in the hot seat
557:24 like oh what's this in the hot seat again come on Mark oh we'll see what
557:28 again come on Mark oh we'll see what fate Smiles upon thee uh-oh
557:37 uhoh ah [ __ ] okay here we go when you got big
557:40 [ __ ] okay here we go when you got big boy you you don't got it okay come on
557:44 boy you you don't got it okay come on come on come on Al you know
557:47 come on come on Al you know yes what the he how did you know he was
557:50 yes what the he how did you know he was going to do that I don't Al and I are on
557:53 going to do that I don't Al and I are on the opposite page if I'm thinking red
557:55 the opposite page if I'm thinking red he's playing blue that's not what
557:58 he's playing blue that's not what happened at all you're
558:00 happened at all you're right you
558:03 right you right you right you got me you know you
558:06 right you right you got me you know you you got me you're right you
558:10 you got me you're right you right you
558:12 right you right oh you right this is going to be a
558:15 right oh you right this is going to be a good game I have a feeling being around
558:18 good game I have a feeling being around I let me see this
558:20 I let me see this feel wow this is an interesting and it's
558:24 feel wow this is an interesting and it's kind of
558:31 funing good
558:38 interestinger this is going to be a good game Bob this game I've got a feeling
558:40 game Bob this game I've got a feeling it's going to be a good game oh no wait
558:43 it's going to be a good game oh no wait a minute I want play some cars all right
558:47 a minute I want play some cars all right no I got to do this don't do that Mr Al
558:50 no I got to do this don't do that Mr Al what do you want Bob what do you want
558:51 what do you want Bob what do you want what do you want what do you want yellow
558:53 what do you want what do you want yellow is cool yellow all right I like yellow
559:05 B get in Mr Al this is going to be a good I don't
559:08 Al this is going to be a good I don't like red oh sorry Bob unless you have a
559:12 like red oh sorry Bob unless you have a tool
559:13 tool n of just I have a
559:16 n of just I have a feeling it's going to be a good
559:19 feeling it's going to be a good game wow
559:22 game wow man someone someone here save me no get
559:28 man someone someone here save me no get away from me all right Mark get him get
559:31 away from me all right Mark get him get him all right here get him Mark get him
559:35 him all right here get him Mark get him get him Mark wait a minute wait a minute
559:38 get him Mark wait a minute wait a minute don't do it Mark calm down look guys we'
559:41 don't do it Mark calm down look guys we' had such a good run I didn't I don't I I
559:44 had such a good run I didn't I don't I I didn't want to oh wow wow wow wow all
559:46 didn't want to oh wow wow wow wow all right it's going to be a good game guys
559:48 right it's going to be a good game guys I feel good about this all right good
559:50 I feel good about this all right good man glad you do oh I knew it was only a
559:53 man glad you do oh I knew it was only a matter of time before for kept smiling
559:55 matter of time before for kept smiling on me infinitely okay all right that's
559:58 on me infinitely okay all right that's not that's not very
560:00 not that's not very nice oh wow I have so many sevens guys
560:03 nice oh wow I have so many sevens guys do you need sevens I got extra sevens
560:07 do you need sevens I got extra sevens uh no you want just this red really kind
560:13 uh no you want just this red really kind of the back of all of your cards is red
560:16 of the back of all of your cards is red just play one of those play the Uno
560:18 just play one of those play the Uno logo guess we'll go with this and all
560:22 logo guess we'll go with this and all right right let's go this way oh come on
560:27 right right let's go this way oh come on dad you I had a plan and I'm going to
560:30 dad you I had a plan and I'm going to stick to
560:31 stick to it oh
560:37 interesting how do you like that my luck is it's going to turn
560:40 that my luck is it's going to turn around just wait how did Mark just play
560:42 around just wait how did Mark just play look it's a mechanic called jumping in
560:45 look it's a mechanic called jumping in and uh you'll never play no you'll no
560:49 and uh you'll never play no you'll no you'll never play no you'll never play
560:52 you'll never play no you'll never play give me give me your cards give me those
560:54 give me give me your cards give me those give me those cards I don't think that's
560:56 give me those cards I don't think that's going to continue to be a
561:04 thing let's do that
561:13 um sorry was my thinking moan let's do it to him Wade yeah get
561:23 him d is that D you trying to give him D oh
561:27 is that D you trying to give him D oh no keep it blue keep it blue I'll teach
561:30 no keep it blue keep it blue I'll teach y listen no listen listen I got a
561:33 y listen no listen listen I got a problem to this solution
561:36 problem to this solution interesting fig that would happen but he
561:38 interesting fig that would happen but he gave it back to me see now see yeah good
561:42 gave it back to me see now see yeah good good thinking yeah yeah that's good
561:43 good thinking yeah yeah that's good thinking at that how about some of this
561:45 thinking at that how about some of this and then one of the
561:46 and then one of the EAS Mr I oh guys I don't have any blue
561:53 EAS Mr I oh guys I don't have any blue guess I'll play
561:55 guess I'll play this you going do red why you going do
561:58 this you going do red why you going do red oh they
562:00 red oh they declined yeah yeah I I have a question
562:03 declined yeah yeah I I have a question about the red Choice as well Red's a
562:05 about the red Choice as well Red's a little Red's a little uh
562:08 little Red's a little uh stupid little dumb get a miss her AI
562:13 stupid little dumb get a miss her AI yeah yeah oh that's just a regular too
562:16 yeah yeah oh that's just a regular too damn
562:18 damn it okay well I feel like you're
562:22 it okay well I feel like you're don't worry buddy I'll let you play this
562:24 don't worry buddy I'll let you play this time here have it two no well funny
562:26 time here have it two no well funny about that is like I also don't have
562:29 about that is like I also don't have that here's a carefully oh thank God
562:33 that here's a carefully oh thank God okay I saw a draw forward my future yeah
562:39 okay I saw a draw forward my future yeah ah yeah yeah get him Mark do it to him
562:42 ah yeah yeah get him Mark do it to him yeah I'm getting him I'm getting him I'm
562:44 yeah I'm getting him I'm getting him I'm getting him I just love how throughout
562:46 getting him I just love how throughout these games like it's always towards the
562:47 these games like it's always towards the end we all just deflate cuz we're just
562:49 end we all just deflate cuz we're just so depressed after many disappoints
562:54 so depressed after many disappoints this game this going be a good game I
562:55 this game this going be a good game I feel it this going to be a great game
562:57 feel it this going to be a great game get him Mark oh I'm going to get him
562:59 get him Mark oh I'm going to get him take one of these look at all that you
563:02 take one of these look at all that you could have done other things with your
563:05 could have done other things with your life got him
563:07 life got him no
563:09 no no
563:10 no no man it's a lot of twos going on
563:15 no man it's a lot of twos going on you're a lot of the W oh
563:20 you're a lot of the W oh no oh no oh oh no oh no get get him Mark
563:26 no oh no oh oh no oh no get get him Mark I will get
563:28 I will get him be a good
563:31 him be a good game it's still we still have a chance
563:34 game it's still we still have a chance oh oh
563:36 oh oh [ __ ] it's going to be a good game I just
563:38 [ __ ] it's going to be a good game I just feel it my bones it's going to be [ __ ]
563:41 feel it my bones it's going to be [ __ ] here comes that green zero you're going
563:42 here comes that green zero you're going to give Daddy what he wants
563:44 to give Daddy what he wants boom kind of zero shape yeah that's
563:48 boom kind of zero shape yeah that's that's the right shape and everything
563:49 that's the right shape and everything what you like about that is that not
563:51 what you like about that is that not right that's fine it's going to be a
563:53 right that's fine it's going to be a good G I have a feeling in my bones of
563:56 good G I have a feeling in my bones of Bones you got to stay you got to stop
563:59 Bones you got to stay you got to stop saying that you have a feeling cuz I
564:00 saying that you have a feeling cuz I hear the start to that blackeyed PE song
564:02 hear the start to that blackeyed PE song every time you do I got a feeling that
564:05 every time you do I got a feeling that this will be a good
564:29 okay YY blue everyone here likes blue no no all right I miss
564:32 no all right I miss blue Mark you like things you know yeah
564:37 blue Mark you like things you know yeah it's all right what is this what is Mark
564:40 it's all right what is this what is Mark make it red all your dreams will come
564:43 make it red all your dreams will come okay it's like literally just the worst
564:46 okay it's like literally just the worst hand
564:49 hand yeah there's no way there's a way so
564:52 yeah there's no way there's a way so many ways wait we have the same hand but
564:55 many ways wait we have the same hand but opposite color what's up
564:58 opposite color what's up man oh I've got a good feeling about
565:01 man oh I've got a good feeling about this there we go how about green green
565:03 this there we go how about green green good Green's good Green's
565:05 good Green's good Green's good you got to be kidding me Green's
565:08 good you got to be kidding me Green's good are you not a fan of green what are
565:10 good are you not a fan of green what are you so upset
565:11 you so upset about you don't have to draw cards way
565:14 about you don't have to draw cards way just play Green yeah play Green well
565:16 just play Green yeah play Green well that's being just
565:18 that's being just silly wow like the says the man who is
565:20 silly wow like the says the man who is so complaining about blue for so long
565:23 so complaining about blue for so long well I could have you uhuh no I couldn't
565:25 well I could have you uhuh no I couldn't have I couldn't have couldn't you could
565:28 have I couldn't have couldn't you could have Mark what color do you want uh at
565:30 have Mark what color do you want uh at this point it doesn't matter deal not
565:35 this point it doesn't matter deal not that one well I asked you didn't
565:39 that one well I asked you didn't I oh hey red huh I know that one H
565:43 I oh hey red huh I know that one H interesting interesting interesting very
565:45 interesting interesting interesting very interesting green now oh [ __ ] you
565:57 oh thanks guys this is not a good game my feelings about this game were
565:59 my feelings about this game were horrible that was you couldn't have been
566:01 horrible that was you couldn't have been farther off I had no hope for almost the
566:03 farther off I had no hope for almost the entire time I should have listened to
566:05 entire time I should have listened to you you were right you had a feeling and
566:07 you you were right you had a feeling and it
566:08 it was you had a feeling you had a feeling
566:12 was you had a feeling you had a feeling I had like 30 cards the whole time had a
566:14 I had like 30 cards the whole time had a feeling yeah how you feel about this one
566:17 feeling yeah how you feel about this one how you how you feel about this one yeah
566:19 how you how you feel about this one yeah wait give us your reading oh oh oh
566:21 wait give us your reading oh oh oh disciple
566:22 disciple you know what I'll tell him how he
566:29 feels oh you feel spicy about this one this is going to be a happen ho and
566:30 this is going to be a happen ho and happening R how do you feel about dude I
566:33 happening R how do you feel about dude I felt pretty good I don't feel as good no
566:36 felt pretty good I don't feel as good no you you got you got lots to live for I
566:39 you you got you got lots to live for I did you know I did I did have lot to
566:41 did you know I did I did have lot to live for God damn it come on wait it's
566:45 live for God damn it come on wait it's going to be a good round you feel good I
566:46 going to be a good round you feel good I looked at your cards you feel really
566:48 looked at your cards you feel really excited about this you feel that's that
566:51 excited about this you feel that's that stings I got to stay oh never mind
566:53 stings I got to stay oh never mind that's a plus two all right oh
567:01 god listen wait it's it's getting it looks bad it looks bad it's not it's GNA
567:04 looks bad it looks bad it's not it's GNA be fine it's gonna be fine don't don't
567:07 be fine it's gonna be fine don't don't stress man don't worry about
567:10 stress man don't worry about it it's gonna be so fine Wayne I've got
567:14 it it's gonna be so fine Wayne I've got green good good for you yeah look at
567:17 green good good for you yeah look at that you got two greens look at you
567:19 that you got two greens look at you let's go
567:20 let's go Blue well that
567:23 Blue well that that's fine that's fine look I'm just
567:25 that's fine that's fine look I'm just helping you out man helping yeah know
567:27 helping you out man helping yeah know you did actually that did help me out a
567:28 you did actually that did help me out a lot cuz I got to give it to Old Al there
567:30 lot cuz I got to give it to Old Al there right in the back door if you know what
567:31 right in the back door if you know what I mean suck it Al whoa in this
567:34 I mean suck it Al whoa in this economy all right
567:37 economy all right okay a
567:40 okay a man like it's like Al has some sort of
567:42 man like it's like Al has some sort of problem with
567:51 me do it to a mark oh you know I will go after heart of the car baby heart of the
567:53 after heart of the car baby heart of the cards heart heart of the cards heart of
567:56 cards heart heart of the cards heart of the cards
567:58 the cards there hey come on
568:01 there hey come on now
568:04 now dude word of the cards Mark what have
568:07 dude word of the cards Mark what have you done apparently the second someone
568:09 you done apparently the second someone says K ma it Cycles around I didn't know
568:12 says K ma it Cycles around I didn't know that was the key word I didn't
568:14 that was the key word I didn't understand the power of what I was
568:16 understand the power of what I was summoning I didn't I didn't mean to oh
568:18 summoning I didn't I didn't mean to oh no oh oh goodness me
568:22 no oh oh goodness me is I don't remember what he has I don't
568:25 is I don't remember what he has I don't have no idea you just had it no it
568:27 have no idea you just had it no it cycled twice I didn't look I didn't look
568:29 cycled twice I didn't look I didn't look at my I didn't look at my
568:32 at my I didn't look at my hand no no no no no I'm sorry that
568:37 hand no no no no no I'm sorry that started off as a bit but then it turned
568:38 started off as a bit but then it turned into race cars driving past in my head
568:40 into race cars driving past in my head and I couldn't
568:41 and I couldn't stop you Bob you're a beautiful soul I
568:44 stop you Bob you're a beautiful soul I feel great about this game thank you
568:46 feel great about this game thank you buddy Jesus Christ I told you you felt
568:49 buddy Jesus Christ I told you you felt good about this game I don't like this
568:51 good about this game I don't like this game anymore I just had to have a little
568:53 game anymore I just had to have a little bit of whiping before I could whip it
568:55 bit of whiping before I could whip it out no no this game is dumb and I hate
568:59 out no no this game is dumb and I hate it like how I'm the only one who's not
569:02 it like how I'm the only one who's not 100% polarized after the finish of every
569:05 100% polarized after the finish of every single
569:07 single round listen this game is taxing it's
569:10 round listen this game is taxing it's very hard work it is it honestly it is I
569:13 very hard work it is it honestly it is I feel tired a wait I jumped in well here
569:17 feel tired a wait I jumped in well here it is anyway that doesn't seem very nice
569:20 it is anyway that doesn't seem very nice he jumped in on your turn sh I was going
569:23 he jumped in on your turn sh I was going to jump in and then it jumped in anyway
569:26 to jump in and then it jumped in anyway oh you silly [ __ ] here's
569:30 oh you silly [ __ ] here's two5 can I can I thank you you wouldn't
569:34 two5 can I can I thank you you wouldn't mind you did oh you [ __ ] just if we
569:38 mind you did oh you [ __ ] just if we could wow oh really I don't think I
569:42 could wow oh really I don't think I don't think Al deserves that I think you
569:44 don't think Al deserves that I think you oh my God my hand is Christmas oh really
569:47 oh my God my hand is Christmas oh really except for blue apparently this is so
569:51 except for blue apparently this is so like you Wade yeah I know so like you
569:55 like you Wade yeah I know so like you that is so like you should have
569:57 that is so like you should have challenged that you would won typical no
569:59 challenged that you would won typical no I wouldn't have won that's the word
570:01 I wouldn't have won that's the word you're hunting for desperately Mark
570:04 you're hunting for desperately Mark typical typical oh really well your day
570:08 typical typical oh really well your day is not today
570:10 is not today typical that's what I'm saying oh
570:13 typical that's what I'm saying oh typical that's what I say dick pickle
570:17 typical that's what I say dick pickle what you pickle D tickle dick tickle big
570:21 what you pickle D tickle dick tickle big old pickle that's what I'm
570:24 old pickle that's what I'm he guci
570:26 he guci [Music]
570:28 [Music] goo come on man dick
570:31 goo come on man dick tickle stop tickling my dick
570:35 tickle stop tickling my dick and
570:44 ofo while you're tickling the come on man listen no boy look I'm getting
570:48 man listen no boy look I'm getting demonetized Wade can you just tone down
570:51 demonetized Wade can you just tone down the dick tickl kill the babies is
570:54 the dick tickl kill the babies is [Laughter]
570:59 that no wait Mark that is that is yeah that's a
571:02 Mark that is that is yeah that's a change of
571:05 change of pace that's a change of pace I mean he
571:08 pace that's a change of pace I mean he changed the sub right you're right you
571:11 changed the sub right you're right you got to be more specific if you're
571:12 got to be more specific if you're looking one of those Genie things you
571:14 looking one of those Genie things you got to be careful what you wish for very
571:16 got to be careful what you wish for very specific in your wording I'm a monkey
571:18 specific in your wording I'm a monkey paw of sorts yeah who's ready to go for
571:21 paw of sorts yeah who's ready to go for a free ride
571:22 a free ride baby oh no my beautiful
571:25 baby oh no my beautiful hand not even
571:29 hand not even over is so consistent and predictable
571:32 over is so consistent and predictable uhhuh well that's an interesting choice
571:35 uhhuh well that's an interesting choice well that didn't really out me did it
571:38 well that didn't really out me did it well it's going to pan out for
571:41 well it's going to pan out for me thank
571:43 me thank you Bob bake it yellow you'll have those
571:46 you Bob bake it yellow you'll have those three cards again I'm just going to I'm
571:49 three cards again I'm just going to I'm just going to play six b i Bob
571:56 [Applause] blue blue waade you're right that's the
571:59 blue blue waade you're right that's the one yellow all
572:01 one yellow all C yell
572:04 C yell allp I think we're all working together
572:06 allp I think we're all working together on this yeah we're working together to
572:08 on this yeah we're working together to make it yellow that what did I
572:11 make it yellow that what did I say did I say something bad I kind of
572:14 say did I say something bad I kind of zoned out for the last 20 minutes I
572:15 zoned out for the last 20 minutes I don't know
572:17 don't know what you had you had an aneurysm that
572:20 what you had you had an aneurysm that just freed up all
572:23 just freed up all just I'm awake here we
572:26 just I'm awake here we go oh wa no waa that's in that's hey my
572:31 go oh wa no waa that's in that's hey my cards are back that was weird oh no
572:34 cards are back that was weird oh no never thought I'd see him again oh
572:38 never thought I'd see him again oh green over an odd
572:42 green over an odd choice no no no no okay fine okay okay
572:46 choice no no no no okay fine okay okay no no no no no no okay okay okay okay
572:49 no no no no no no okay okay okay okay okay oh really really Wade oh really
572:54 okay oh really really Wade oh really yeah oh
572:56 yeah oh really
572:58 really ow that's what you cheating computer
573:01 ow that's what you cheating computer what you get that's not what you get
573:04 what you get that's not what you get wait a minute you get what you get
573:07 wait a minute you get what you get payback was supposed to be much more
573:09 payback was supposed to be much more severe come on Al yeah I'll give it to
573:13 severe come on Al yeah I'll give it to him yeah paybacks [ __ ] payback that's
573:15 him yeah paybacks [ __ ] payback that's not how that works wow that's that's
573:18 not how that works wow that's that's really not Co no you I'll challenge you
573:22 really not Co no you I'll challenge you do it get it Mark plot twist my card is
573:25 do it get it Mark plot twist my card is green yeah who does who's disrespecting
573:28 green yeah who does who's disrespecting you know what Mark I think that was
573:30 you know what Mark I think that was worth the information good good good
573:32 worth the information good good good good oh yeah yeah yeah yeah got him good
573:37 good oh yeah yeah yeah yeah got him good yeah yeah now everything's right in the
573:41 yeah yeah now everything's right in the world there we go that's the one that's
573:44 world there we go that's the one that's the one that's the one uh Bob what color
573:48 the one that's the one uh Bob what color do you need red me Daddy I cannot not I
573:52 do you need red me Daddy I cannot not I can give you blue never
573:56 can give you blue never mind crazy now I say we go
574:02 mind crazy now I say we go places oh dear this is goodness me this
574:07 places oh dear this is goodness me this is good uh well I'm just going to do
574:09 is good uh well I'm just going to do this I guess this is good this is
574:13 this I guess this is good this is good
574:15 good no oh
574:17 no oh no oh he didn't say it I got him I got
574:20 no oh he didn't say it I got him I got him I got him I got him Al's real dumb
574:23 him I got him I got him Al's real dumb Al's real dumb guys what an absolute
574:26 Al's real dumb guys what an absolute back to two all right we're green now oh
574:30 back to two all right we're green now oh [ __ ] you oh hey whoa whoa whoa easy how
574:36 [ __ ] you oh hey whoa whoa whoa easy how many woes you trying to hit Mark damn
574:38 many woes you trying to hit Mark damn dude I hit the wo every day every every
574:41 dude I hit the wo every day every every day I'm just whoo like I hit it all
574:44 day I'm just whoo like I hit it all night long back in the race boys we're
574:47 night long back in the race boys we're dropping at tricky Towers dude tricky
574:49 dropping at tricky Towers dude tricky Towers hasn't existed dropping
574:58 all right wait a minute [Music]
575:00 [Music] oh all right my turn time to tear up
575:03 oh all right my turn time to tear up town with a
575:05 town with a six oh you silly fool I'll give you half
575:10 six oh you silly fool I'll give you half that and we'll double it to make it that
575:13 that and we'll double it to make it that I'm going to do that
575:15 I'm going to do that trip one of
575:17 trip one of these to me I mean you're going to get
575:21 these to me I mean you're going to get it you're going to get right back you're
575:22 it you're going to get right back you're going to get right back you're going to
575:24 going to get right back you're going to get right back but now I know what you
575:26 get right back but now I know what you have now I know what you have I assuming
575:30 have now I know what you have I assuming in a game called Uno having lots of ones
575:32 in a game called Uno having lots of ones is positive so I feel like I'm winning
575:34 is positive so I feel like I'm winning yeah well you just got rid of the ones
575:35 yeah well you just got rid of the ones you silly fool oh that's not even oh
575:39 you silly fool oh that's not even oh Mar Mark oh
575:42 Mar Mark oh Mark oh what what movie is that from
575:46 Mark oh what what movie is that from gar every pirate movie oh no Steve the
575:50 gar every pirate movie oh no Steve the pirate from dodgeball though
575:52 pirate from dodgeball though at the end where he shaves and he's all
575:55 at the end where he shaves and he's all normal and he's like if you're not a
575:56 normal and he's like if you're not a pirate who am I going to share this
575:58 pirate who am I going to share this booty with and he's like
576:07 gar classic I forgot about Steve the P that movie I need to dodge yellow why
576:10 that movie I need to dodge yellow why that's what I need that's you I know I'm
576:15 that's what I need that's you I know I'm saying it I'm the one you have to worry
576:17 saying it I'm the one you have to worry about it do you no you're right thank
576:20 about it do you no you're right thank you that was beautiful
576:22 you that was beautiful thank you uhoh tricks on you it's a
576:26 thank you uhoh tricks on you it's a stupid card he's got
576:28 stupid card he's got blue oh
576:30 blue oh no oh God what has
576:33 no oh God what has happened
576:36 happened fool all
576:38 fool all right um interesting interesting
576:41 right um interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting
576:43 interesting interesting interesting interesting they call my dick The
576:46 interesting they call my dick The Punisher I don't I don't like that
576:50 Punisher I don't I don't like that that's oh God so much bad stuff do you
576:53 that's oh God so much bad stuff do you like it now no no no oh the call Mark's
576:57 like it now no no no oh the call Mark's The Punisher
576:58 The Punisher too what did I do I just put a five
577:03 too what did I do I just put a five bisected no way no why read red Chad
577:09 bisected no way no why read red Chad this time I know what I said
577:14 no stop one day I'm going to run for public
577:17 stop one day I'm going to run for public office and everything I've said in the
577:18 office and everything I've said in the last 10 years is going to come back and
577:20 last 10 years is going to come back and I'll just be like yep I said it you're
577:22 I'll just be like yep I said it you're not going to run for public office I'm
577:24 not going to run for public office I'm going to be president in 10 years just
577:26 going to be president in 10 years just you watch that was a fake story Wade
577:29 you watch that was a fake story Wade where you were given the opportunity to
577:30 where you were given the opportunity to do the job of a teacher whom you
577:32 do the job of a teacher whom you insulted and successfully accomplished
577:34 insulted and successfully accomplished that was a fake story that's not going
577:36 that was a fake story that's not going to happen you dared me I will teach the
577:38 to happen you dared me I will teach the nation I did not dare you I was
577:40 nation I did not dare you I was mockingly telling a fake story I was
577:42 mockingly telling a fake story I was making up about oh my
577:45 making up about oh my God you all suck not good job mark thank
577:49 God you all suck not good job mark thank you you know what mark
577:52 you you know what mark if everything works out I'm going to
577:53 if everything works out I'm going to give you a gift never
577:55 give you a gift never mind you can see the gift I had in mind
577:58 mind you can see the gift I had in mind for you though PR never mind all right
578:01 for you though PR never mind all right this is really you know what Mark I'm
578:03 this is really you know what Mark I'm going to give you a gift okay by
578:06 going to give you a gift okay by punishing Wade okay punch my microphone
578:10 punishing Wade okay punch my microphone that's not I feel like Wade really got
578:12 that's not I feel like Wade really got punished yeah Wade's getting
578:15 punished yeah Wade's getting absolutely right now oh why is it oh I'm
578:17 absolutely right now oh why is it oh I'm getting cream pied why is it green
578:20 getting cream pied why is it green getting it brightness face
578:26 orices oh I didn't anticipate I've got to compl
578:28 oh I didn't anticipate I've got to compl clean about something I actually don't
578:30 clean about something I actually don't even know what that is
578:33 even know what that is oh complain about what face
578:36 oh complain about what face orices no I know what face ores are I
578:38 orices no I know what face ores are I don't know what what I said is what did
578:40 don't know what what I said is what did you say your Punisher you don't know
578:43 you say your Punisher you don't know what cream pie is you don't know what
578:46 what cream pie is you don't know what you mean in like a dirty context or in
578:48 you mean in like a dirty context or in terms of like a pie that's got cream in
578:50 terms of like a pie that's got cream in it
578:52 it oh okay dude I don't believe anything
578:54 oh okay dude I don't believe anything you're saying right now I honest like as
578:56 you're saying right now I honest like as a sex thing I don't actually know what
578:58 a sex thing I don't actually know what it I don't know what it means you're out
579:00 it I don't know what it means you're out of I only know that in the context of
579:03 of I only know that in the context of believe a thing but I don't know how do
579:08 believe a thing but I don't know how do you I don't know Drew oh I didn't see
579:11 you I don't know Drew oh I didn't see that you drew it okay well that would
579:13 that you drew it okay well that would that would egg on my face explains that
579:16 that would egg on my face explains that explains 100% of how cream in my pie am
579:19 explains 100% of how cream in my pie am I right guys like thatof that's on me
579:22 I right guys like thatof that's on me wait which part is PT is it your face
579:23 wait which part is PT is it your face your butthole or your pee pee uhhuh I
579:26 your butthole or your pee pee uhhuh I don't like I don't like that dude I
579:27 don't like I don't like that dude I don't like this train of question yeah
579:29 don't like this train of question yeah this is no good Mark I you explain to
579:32 this is no good Mark I you explain to me wait you are 30 years old wait I'm
579:35 me wait you are 30 years old wait I'm using my mark Google right now I'm
579:37 using my mark Google right now I'm turning in my card no no you're 30 years
579:39 turning in my card no no you're 30 years old go my mark Google card you don't
579:43 old go my mark Google card you don't have any of those no that's not how this
579:44 have any of those no that's not how this works I had one I had one left no you
579:47 works I had one I had one left no you didn't no if you had some I would have
579:49 didn't no if you had some I would have had some and I definitely didn't have
579:50 had some and I definitely didn't have for well you got
579:52 for well you got three what youve got three Mark Googles
579:56 three what youve got three Mark Googles nope I only never got one you got three
579:58 nope I only never got one you got three nope yeah that doesn't sound like a
580:01 nope yeah that doesn't sound like a Thing Mark barely likes to tolerate our
580:03 Thing Mark barely likes to tolerate our presence when he has to hang out with us
580:04 presence when he has to hang out with us why would he invite us to contact him
580:06 why would he invite us to contact him socially yeah he didn't know any he was
580:09 socially yeah he didn't know any he was like taking apart his watch he wasn't
580:10 like taking apart his watch he wasn't paying attention whenever he offered it
580:12 paying attention whenever he offered it up that's probably true that is probably
580:14 up that's probably true that is probably true I known not pay attention sound
580:16 true I known not pay attention sound like him but see you can trust
580:20 like him but see you can trust me man
580:23 me man God stay innocent Wade
580:25 God stay innocent Wade please go Urban yeah ask Molly ask Molly
580:29 please go Urban yeah ask Molly ask Molly your cream pie or
580:31 your cream pie or whatever cuz she's smarter than you that
580:34 whatever cuz she's smarter than you that is a fact yeah Mr pizzly Bear Just I
580:37 is a fact yeah Mr pizzly Bear Just I love
580:44 pie I mean we were all thinking it in the fridge well okay these are all
580:48 it in the fridge well okay these are all my cards now monetization wait I got one
580:51 my cards now monetization wait I got one of them hey wait I only had one of those
580:54 of them hey wait I only had one of those oh well you I can't believe IED to use
580:57 oh well you I can't believe IED to use my one Mark Google dude okay this is
581:01 my one Mark Google dude okay this is feels like bullying wait it could have
581:03 feels like bullying wait it could have been an wait pull up pull up Google on
581:06 been an wait pull up pull up Google on your stream right now pull up Google
581:09 your stream right now pull up Google Google image search image search just
581:11 Google image search image search just Google cream pie there's your answer you
581:14 Google cream pie there's your answer you see the delicious thing that we're
581:16 see the delicious thing that we're talking about Wade you know you want
581:17 talking about Wade you know you want some of mine come on Wade all right Bob
581:20 some of mine come on Wade all right Bob you talk play all the good cards out of
581:22 you talk play all the good cards out of it already so enjoy that me into it Bob
581:25 it already so enjoy that me into it Bob we can share a nice cream
581:28 we can share a nice cream pie yeah is is he Google image searching
581:30 pie yeah is is he Google image searching it right now is he doing it why wouldn't
581:33 it right now is he doing it why wouldn't you do it you don't know what it is come
581:34 you do it you don't know what it is come on just
581:36 on just immediately
581:47 stop he's a big boy he'll survive that's me
581:48 me crying uh Ellie Ellie you're in chat
581:52 crying uh Ellie Ellie you're in chat Ellie can you define this for
581:55 Ellie can you define this for me send me a PM with a
582:03 definition sry did you just ask someone to send you a was he made me watch it
582:06 to send you a was he made me watch it just don't do that to
582:08 just don't do that to me Bob do you remember the uh the brawl
582:11 me Bob do you remember the uh the brawl where I was telling everyone all day
582:12 where I was telling everyone all day that I was getting a hintai tattoo
582:13 that I was getting a hintai tattoo instead of saying the word henna you
582:15 instead of saying the word henna you mean the best day of my
582:17 mean the best day of my life yeah I recall that yeah was like
582:21 life yeah I recall that yeah was like wait God damn it why who how many blues
582:25 wait God damn it why who how many blues and he showed me everyone has blue saw
582:28 and he showed me everyone has blue saw absolute nerd
582:31 absolute nerd burglar Tyler I I called you a nerd
582:34 burglar Tyler I I called you a nerd burglar it's a weird thing to admit but
582:36 burglar it's a weird thing to admit but I there's no way there's no way I can
582:39 I there's no way there's no way I can imagine what it probably means but I I
582:42 imagine what it probably means but I I don't know for a fact there you go
582:44 don't know for a fact there you go that's it that's the
582:46 that's it that's the one banana or
582:49 one banana or coconut pie equals
582:52 coconut pie equals PP quit lying Tyler come on man don't
582:56 PP quit lying Tyler come on man don't read don't read them out loud especially
582:59 read don't read them out loud especially if they're you know what that is and I
583:01 if they're you know what that is and I don't well that sounds like a you thing
583:03 don't well that sounds like a you thing I don't whatever you guys watch in your
583:04 I don't whatever you guys watch in your spare time is
583:06 spare time is fine $20 to search it
583:09 fine $20 to search it up yeah you should definitely turn on
583:12 up yeah you should definitely turn on Media Share turn on Media Share lower
583:15 Media Share turn on Media Share lower the filter all the way
583:21 down yeah do that that's a good I think I know what this means but you're making
583:22 I know what this means but you're making it sound a lot worse than what I can
583:24 it sound a lot worse than what I can even imagine worse no it's a great thing
583:26 even imagine worse no it's a great thing what are you talking about it's a
583:27 what are you talking about it's a delicious thing what do you mean worse
583:29 delicious thing what do you mean worse I'm not going to do it to you Mark I
583:31 I'm not going to do it to you Mark I just want to let you know I could have
583:32 just want to let you know I could have done it to you I'm not I appreciate it I
583:34 done it to you I'm not I appreciate it I appreciate it well you might get your
583:36 appreciate it well you might get your chance okay
583:37 chance okay goodness that really could have gone all
583:39 goodness that really could have gone all the way around there I feel like at that
583:41 the way around there I feel like at that point you would have had to do it to me
583:43 point you would have had to do it to me and yeah well you could not how could I
583:45 and yeah well you could not how could I not how could I not not not exactly
583:48 not how could I not not not exactly three knots is the right amount yeah
583:50 three knots is the right amount yeah damn you bald
583:52 damn you bald ass why Wow Dam your bald ass oh did you
583:58 ass why Wow Dam your bald ass oh did you guys on screen I was going to sh it on
584:01 guys on screen I was going to sh it on screen I'm not an idiot but did you guys
584:03 screen I'm not an idiot but did you guys see the uh post going around that was
584:05 see the uh post going around that was like oh I don't want to socially isolate
584:07 like oh I don't want to socially isolate myself so that I don't spread the Corona
584:09 myself so that I don't spread the Corona virus but I do want to be banished from
584:12 virus but I do want to be banished from the kingdom for the good of all
584:20 people that is that's a good way to put it it's pretty good it's very Noble I
584:23 it it's pretty good it's very Noble I like that I like
584:25 like that I like that it's all on new Wade Al's Victory
584:29 that it's all on new Wade Al's Victory hangs in the balance and here it
584:33 hangs in the balance and here it is those sweet ones out there scienic
584:37 is those sweet ones out there scienic research later tonight or something
584:38 research later tonight or something we'll have to do a cream pie stream and
584:40 we'll have to do a cream pie stream and figure out what this is oh yes do that
584:42 figure out what this is oh yes do that that's great I think that's enough Uno
584:44 that's great I think that's enough Uno for me today I think I'm good yes all
584:49 for me today I think I'm good yes all right I'm hungry for some
584:56 reason craving pie sweet pie all right oh my God people
585:01 pie sweet pie all right oh my God people you don't want me to start talking about
585:03 you don't want me to start talking about keto and intermittent fasting Mark
585:06 keto and intermittent fasting Mark what's your current dietary philosophy
585:09 what's your current dietary philosophy please oh my God how your
585:11 please oh my God how your stool very loose firm no that's not good
585:16 stool very loose firm no that's not good I I had this is getting way too personal
585:18 I I had this is getting way too personal I we had some we had some Korean
585:21 I we had some we had some Korean barbecue that we bought on my birthday
585:24 barbecue that we bought on my birthday and then like 2 days ago I was like you
585:26 and then like 2 days ago I was like you know my birthday was on the 28th and 2
585:28 know my birthday was on the 28th and 2 days ago was like what was that the the
585:31 days ago was like what was that the the fifth the third the fourth no the fifth
585:34 fifth the third the fourth no the fifth sure and I was like it's still good
585:36 sure and I was like it's still good right wasn't still
585:39 right wasn't still good I want to report to you it was not
585:41 good I want to report to you it was not still good I'm pretty sure I had food
585:43 still good I'm pretty sure I had food poison a week ago it only lasted like 12
585:45 poison a week ago it only lasted like 12 hours though so I guess it was
585:45 hours though so I guess it was relatively minor not fun not good not
585:49 relatively minor not fun not good not good at all bad food is bad yeah no I
585:52 good at all bad food is bad yeah no I mean it was tasty kind of it tasted a
585:55 mean it was tasty kind of it tasted a little drink a glass of milk where half
585:57 little drink a glass of milk where half the milk stays on the side of the glass
585:58 the milk stays on the side of the glass cuz it's also not good and then you feel
586:00 cuz it's also not good and then you feel horrible about it did you what cuz I
586:03 horrible about it did you what cuz I have a nose it didn't smell bad that was
586:06 have a nose it didn't smell bad that was the weird part I at all out of it and
586:09 the weird part I at all out of it and the date was good it was supposed to be
586:10 the date was good it was supposed to be good for another seven days oh man I
586:12 good for another seven days oh man I know I had the same thing I had my
586:15 know I had the same thing I had my coffee creamer and it would come out and
586:17 coffee creamer and it would come out and it was like these chunks would come out
586:19 it was like these chunks would come out and M my brain didn't connect that that
586:23 and M my brain didn't connect that that meant it was spoiled I drank chunky
586:26 meant it was spoiled I drank chunky coffee for 3 days before I eventually
586:30 coffee for 3 days before I eventually realized oh it's
586:32 realized oh it's spoiled in college I learned one day
586:35 spoiled in college I learned one day that in fact even if you do freeze me it
586:38 that in fact even if you do freeze me it can go bad oh yeah yeah mhm I learned it
586:41 can go bad oh yeah yeah mhm I learned it during a 4 and a half hour road trip
586:43 during a 4 and a half hour road trip though which was kind of
586:46 though which was kind of unfortunate that's like the worst time
586:48 unfortunate that's like the worst time you could learn that lesson I tell you
586:50 you could learn that lesson I tell you yeah that is pretty bad and there are
586:52 yeah that is pretty bad and there are not a lot of exits with bathrooms in the
586:54 not a lot of exits with bathrooms in the middle of Indiana I would I clear
586:57 middle of Indiana I would I clear something up my milk was not chunky like
587:00 something up my milk was not chunky like I it didn't feel chunky when I was
587:01 I it didn't feel chunky when I was drinking it was just after I drank it I
587:03 drinking it was just after I drank it I looked in the glass and there was just
587:06 looked in the glass and there was just the sides of the glass were white it was
587:09 the sides of the glass were white it was supposed to be a clear glass I want to
587:10 supposed to be a clear glass I want to be clear Wade and I same situation the
587:13 be clear Wade and I same situation the same chunky coffee I had he did it worse
587:16 same chunky coffee I had he did it worse so not literally taking bites off of his
587:18 so not literally taking bites off of his block of milk
587:24 it floped out like a big old hunk of cheese and he was like milk come on
587:27 cheese and he was like milk come on going to need a spoon for this coffee
587:30 going to need a spoon for this coffee you're a kitty cat you're Kitty [ __ ] the
587:33 you're a kitty cat you're Kitty [ __ ] the kitty cat okay whoa hey Jesus man calm
587:37 kitty cat okay whoa hey Jesus man calm down man you got to calm the hell
587:40 down man you got to calm the hell down [ __ ]
587:42 down [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] me dude man hey you know
587:46 you okay [ __ ] me dude man hey you know what Wayne you didn't swear the whole
587:48 what Wayne you didn't swear the whole Talking part today the Instant Video
587:52 Talking part today the Instant Video Games began happening you just
588:00 like youing cap oh I just play almond on my keyboard
588:02 my keyboard gross was your Alm or was it still
588:04 gross was your Alm or was it still smooth almond on my keyboard
588:08 smooth almond on my keyboard man I'll try to be a good boy yeah you
588:12 man I'll try to be a good boy yeah you be a good boy you don't need to yell at
588:13 be a good boy you don't need to yell at every random person that moderately
588:16 every random person that moderately inconveniences you it says the man who
588:18 inconveniences you it says the man who yells at every random person who MO
588:24 do I like I murdered your family when did
588:28 I like I murdered your family when did you murder my
588:29 you murder my family you
588:32 family you [ __ ] wait I don't think he knows
588:34 [ __ ] wait I don't think he knows yet I mean for anecdotal reasons for
588:37 yet I mean for anecdotal reasons for legal reasons I didn't also I forgot to
588:40 legal reasons I didn't also I forgot to play
588:42 play okay good job being able to play a game
588:44 okay good job being able to play a game and talk at the same time I suck at
588:46 and talk at the same time I suck at everything I'm sheling almonds into my
588:49 everything I'm sheling almonds into my mouth and I'm still winning at UNO well
588:51 mouth and I'm still winning at UNO well how I'm winning okay now now you're
588:53 how I'm winning okay now now you're winning I was going to say now you're
588:55 winning I was going to say now you're technically winning you're technically
588:57 technically winning you're technically correct I saw that coming in my third
588:58 correct I saw that coming in my third eye I saw that and I was like I'm
589:00 eye I saw that and I was like I'm already winning it would have been your
589:01 already winning it would have been your hand so I guess you would have seen it
589:03 hand so I guess you would have seen it you're xqc and I'm that guy who plays
589:05 you're xqc and I'm that guy who plays chess real good no
589:08 chess real good no no oh I I've only met excc once and you
589:14 no oh I I've only met excc once and you know I don't talk to him regularly but I
589:17 know I don't talk to him regularly but I am never going to let that go like and I
589:20 am never going to let that go like and I don't know why but I just like I find it
589:22 don't know why but I just like I find it the funniest thing and I think I'll be
589:24 the funniest thing and I think I'll be on my deathbed and I will remember the
589:26 on my deathbed and I will remember the moment that he made a stupid move in
589:29 moment that he made a stupid move in chess that I would have also made cuz I
589:31 chess that I would have also made cuz I don't play chess but I'm never
589:32 don't play chess but I'm never surrounded by your grandchildren and
589:34 surrounded by your grandchildren and their holographic wrist bones you'll
589:37 their holographic wrist bones you'll look up at them and be like you remember
589:40 look up at them and be like you remember when EXC lost in three moves at chess
589:43 when EXC lost in three moves at chess and I'll be like what the hell is chess
589:45 and I'll be like what the hell is chess and
589:45 and xcc what did I do what did I just do
589:49 xcc what did I do what did I just do what you screwed me oh Uno I'm sorry no
589:52 what you screwed me oh Uno I'm sorry no my almond hand was busy I couldn't say
589:55 my almond hand was busy I couldn't say uno the Almond's finally betrayed should
589:58 uno the Almond's finally betrayed should add a feature to this game where you can
589:59 add a feature to this game where you can put a microphone input and you just have
590:02 put a microphone input and you just have to scream Uno into your mic and the
590:03 to scream Uno into your mic and the louder you scream it the less likely it
590:05 louder you scream it the less likely it is someone's able to get it before you I
590:07 is someone's able to get it before you I mean true to life then right true to
590:09 mean true to life then right true to life hey when do we
590:11 life hey when do we flip yeah how does that happen that
590:13 flip yeah how does that happen that hasn't happened a single time yet uh
590:17 hasn't happened a single time yet uh actually well I'm one of those oh that's
590:20 actually well I'm one of those oh that's different that is different close enough
590:23 different that is different close enough I don't know what that little all right
590:24 I don't know what that little all right boys you ask for it wed delivers way
590:28 boys you ask for it wed delivers way delivered oh I I don't like this at all
590:31 delivered oh I I don't like this at all I don't have this
590:33 I don't have this color
590:35 color oh oh that just I wait sorry guys we're
590:39 oh oh that just I wait sorry guys we're done I delivered for about 10 seconds
590:42 done I delivered for about 10 seconds look I didn't have any control over that
590:44 look I didn't have any control over that this new game mode is so nuanced and
590:47 this new game mode is so nuanced and cool all right hope Bob doesn't win now
590:49 cool all right hope Bob doesn't win now well
590:55 dude the flipping mechanic adds so much to this game that's unbelievable
590:59 to this game that's unbelievable great all right cool good well that was
591:02 great all right cool good well that was almost fun for a second there yeah man I
591:05 almost fun for a second there yeah man I was almost having a good time Mr almonds
591:07 was almost having a good time Mr almonds over here just swept the floor love
591:09 over here just swept the floor love almond can I just say I'm I'm enjoying
591:13 almond can I just say I'm I'm enjoying myself right now because the sound of me
591:15 myself right now because the sound of me talking while eating almonds makes me
591:17 talking while eating almonds makes me sound like every fat guy from every
591:18 sound like every fat guy from every movie ever who has a conversation while
591:20 movie ever who has a conversation while shoving food in his face and I don't
591:23 shoving food in his face and I don't know why that makes why that makes me
591:24 know why that makes why that makes me laugh but it does there's not enough lip
591:26 laugh but it does there's not enough lip smacking still though yeah crunchy man
591:29 smacking still though yeah crunchy man you know how hard it is to smack your
591:30 you know how hard it is to smack your lips when you're crunching you don't
591:31 lips when you're crunching you don't bite him with your lips come on Wade
591:33 bite him with your lips come on Wade don't be stupid what happened what why
591:37 don't be stupid what happened what why um I don't even know what that card does
591:39 um I don't even know what that card does what is that nightmare that skips
591:41 what is that nightmare that skips everybody why don't you suck a big dick
591:43 everybody why don't you suck a big dick everyone I don't have that color what is
591:45 everyone I don't have that color what is h i I'm frozen I'm challenging question
591:48 h i I'm frozen I'm challenging question mark uh no you oh you didn't have the
591:52 mark uh no you oh you didn't have the thing the the obvious thing that I would
591:54 thing the the obvious thing that I would for of
591:57 for of course there mark get him all a two
592:00 course there mark get him all a two could play
592:03 could play it three can play it this game Wade no
592:07 it three can play it this game Wade no whatever that means Mark make it a
592:10 whatever that means Mark make it a normal color Hang on we're going
592:14 normal color Hang on we're going twice pulling a 5D chest move on you
592:17 twice pulling a 5D chest move on you definitely challenging that you changed
592:19 definitely challenging that you changed it twice no
592:21 it twice no all right you got
592:24 all right you got me what does that one do what is I think
592:28 me what does that one do what is I think that's a wild I think that's a wild draw
592:30 that's a wild I think that's a wild draw four or whatever but it just looks super
592:32 four or whatever but it just looks super crazy listen Mark I don't think it is
592:34 crazy listen Mark I don't think it is man I'm like really sorry what is five
592:37 man I'm like really sorry what is five wait wait oh wait hang
592:41 wait wait oh wait hang on oh no God
592:45 on oh no God sad that's a lot that's a lot
592:53 get him I don't know what that does actually that comes back to you I think
592:54 actually that comes back to you I think it a full round
592:56 it a full round skip oh it basically just means play
593:00 skip oh it basically just means play again and yeah why does that card exist
593:02 again and yeah why does that card exist that card is just pointless it makes I
593:04 that card is just pointless it makes I mean this game mode is really changing
593:06 mean this game mode is really changing the whole thing and you guys believe how
593:08 the whole thing and you guys believe how different it feels to play flip instead
593:10 different it feels to play flip instead of regular Uno I mean it does I don't
593:13 of regular Uno I mean it does I don't know why you're saying it in that kind
593:14 know why you're saying it in that kind of a tone I'm saying I'm we're saying
593:16 of a tone I'm saying I'm we're saying the same thing why you being so rude you
593:18 the same thing why you being so rude you better be ready to draw by
593:21 better be ready to draw by I'm definitely challenging Never Lie ah
593:26 I'm definitely challenging Never Lie ah I see is it draw until it you find the
593:30 I see is it draw until it you find the what was that was just bonus cards what
593:31 what was that was just bonus cards what was that I don't know see I don't know
593:34 was that I don't know see I don't know it doesn't make any sense two 3 four
593:36 it doesn't make any sense two 3 four five Skip to My
593:38 five Skip to My L five when you play this card the next
593:41 L five when you play this card the next player must draw until they get a color
593:43 player must draw until they get a color of your choosing and lose their turn
593:45 of your choosing and lose their turn what are you reading uh you can click
593:47 what are you reading uh you can click click the question mark under the far
593:49 click the question mark under the far right I believe you and I don't trust
593:51 right I believe you and I don't trust you I but I'm not going to click
593:55 you I but I'm not going to click it okay well man you guys ever realize
593:59 it okay well man you guys ever realize how the last almonds at the bottom of
594:01 how the last almonds at the bottom of the bag are like really extra salty cuz
594:03 the bag are like really extra salty cuz all the salts down there yeah man oh
594:04 all the salts down there yeah man oh finally I do notice when I eat lots of
594:06 finally I do notice when I eat lots of the salt I get
594:09 the salt I get salt all right okay blood pressure am I
594:13 salt all right okay blood pressure am I right yeah don't you have high blood
594:15 right yeah don't you have high blood pressure weight isn't that like a thing
594:16 pressure weight isn't that like a thing you need to not
594:18 you need to not do yeah yeah know I avoid salt like the
594:20 do yeah yeah know I avoid salt like the like okay perfect good
594:24 like okay perfect good yeah all right I'm supposed to eat
594:26 yeah all right I'm supposed to eat bananas and not eat salt why
594:29 bananas and not eat salt why bananas they help lower good for you
594:33 bananas they help lower good for you sure it does something to help lower
594:35 sure it does something to help lower flushes stuff out of your system or
594:37 flushes stuff out of your system or something I don't know obviously okay I
594:39 something I don't know obviously okay I don't know I don't really my blood
594:40 don't know I don't really my blood pressure even when I was like super
594:43 pressure even when I was like super healthy well not my diet but like when I
594:44 healthy well not my diet but like when I was when I was younger I've just always
594:46 was when I was younger I've just always my blood pressure's always been
594:47 my blood pressure's always been borderline a little high it's always
594:49 borderline a little high it's always like on the line it's it's never been
594:50 like on the line it's it's never been super high but it's always been close
594:52 super high but it's always been close enough to the line where they're like
594:52 enough to the line where they're like you better be
594:54 you better be careful I don't know are they Professor
594:56 careful I don't know are they Professor Oak or something you got be
595:00 Oak or something you got be careful you were
595:02 careful you were close
595:04 close what Pokemon Snap right oh that is that
595:08 what Pokemon Snap right oh that is that is quite a reference but I should have
595:10 is quite a reference but I should have got had a Professor Oak icon in Uno like
595:13 got had a Professor Oak icon in Uno like his picture was Professor Oak and he had
595:15 his picture was Professor Oak and he had some voices on his uh XLR that said
595:17 some voices on his uh XLR that said those lines that's why I remember them
595:19 those lines that's why I remember them Mandy and I streamed Pokemon Snap like
595:21 Mandy and I streamed Pokemon Snap like two weeks ago the next week they
595:23 two weeks ago the next week they announced the switch a switch sequel for
595:26 announced the switch a switch sequel for Pokemon Snap it's coming did it you did
595:28 Pokemon Snap it's coming did it you did it it's going to be so we made it happen
595:31 it it's going to be so we made it happen I will take this and this no wait no no
595:34 I will take this and this no wait no no he has green he had a green he has green
595:38 he has green he had a green he has green a he has no Arie did what does it matter
595:41 a he has no Arie did what does it matter he didn't he needed to draw it you're
595:43 he didn't he needed to draw it you're wrong what he he you were just
595:46 wrong what he he you were just categorically
595:48 categorically wrong cataclysmically wrong
595:50 wrong cataclysmically wrong seven doesn't switch
595:53 seven doesn't switch that's I can't enable that and flip look
595:56 that's I can't enable that and flip look we don't need it man it's that's a chaos
595:58 we don't need it man it's that's a chaos rule anyway why okay all
596:02 rule anyway why okay all right all right and we're back all right
596:05 right all right and we're back all right now it's game on
596:13 everybody see look a green right there green three I guess oh yeah you can see
596:16 green three I guess oh yeah you can see the cards oh man this game is oh there
596:20 the cards oh man this game is oh there there's so many levels flip it's crazy
596:23 there's so many levels flip it's crazy oh yeah take
596:26 oh yeah take this 7 + 7 is 14 14 divided by three is
596:30 this 7 + 7 is 14 14 divided by three is not a whole
596:31 not a whole number I lost my train thought I'll just
596:34 number I lost my train thought I'll just draw I guess I was going to try to do a
596:36 draw I guess I was going to try to do a conspiracy theory but I couldn't ah
596:38 conspiracy theory but I couldn't ah three sevens the luckiest number four
596:40 three sevens the luckiest number four sevens it's it's done it's done
596:43 sevens it's it's done it's done it's it's done has four of them
596:47 it's it's done has four of them now the geometry is all wrong if there's
596:50 now the geometry is all wrong if there's okay well I have one of those yay
596:53 okay well I have one of those yay 38s wait 38 38 followed by a three
596:56 38s wait 38 38 followed by a three followed by three and then and then
596:58 followed by three and then and then Archie has a three laugh left left left
597:02 Archie has a three laugh left left left left no I hit the button
597:05 left no I hit the button what is there a key is there is there a
597:08 what is there a key is there is there a keyboard shortcut to call for Uno I
597:11 keyboard shortcut to call for Uno I don't think so I think it shows you if
597:13 don't think so I think it shows you if there's a keyboard shortcut jump in one
597:16 there's a keyboard shortcut jump in one it's very rude for me to call you out
597:17 it's very rude for me to call you out like that but you know I'm me so I did
597:19 like that but you know I'm me so I did it too cuz but I don't I don't know how
597:22 it too cuz but I don't I don't know how you guys beat me too I was so
597:25 you guys beat me too I was so fast I was so
597:27 fast I was so fast Bob 69 Bob take this oh
597:34 fast Bob 69 Bob take this oh um this is are you asking me or take it
597:39 um this is are you asking me or take it no take it take it he has a green eight
597:42 no take it take it he has a green eight and a yellow eight wave get him all
597:44 and a yellow eight wave get him all right you guys are teaming up on me huh
597:48 right you guys are teaming up on me huh listen let me have a turn
597:54 oh yeah you think I don't have a counter to that yeah do now I definitely do now
597:58 to that yeah do now I definitely do now watch this and
598:01 watch this and get no no no I get him Arie that's what
598:04 get no no no I get him Arie that's what you get why me gets what they deserve
598:08 you get why me gets what they deserve you re your oh
598:11 you re your oh ha eat my schlong get a mercy okay no oh
598:16 ha eat my schlong get a mercy okay no oh thank
598:17 thank God you guess you didn't sew any more Dr
598:20 God you guess you didn't sew any more Dr cards I
598:21 cards I wait I just I don't all right well I
598:24 wait I just I don't all right well I just sit here and watch I guess that's
598:26 just sit here and watch I guess that's fine no it was supposed to be yellow oh
598:30 fine no it was supposed to be yellow oh sorry what the
598:32 sorry what the hell
598:34 hell hey calm down you got you got to relax a
598:38 hey calm down you got you got to relax a joke like that or we're going to think
598:39 joke like that or we're going to think you're having a stroke or
598:41 you're having a stroke or something oh well this is you're really
598:43 something oh well this is you're really building up quite the step listen it's
598:45 building up quite the step listen it's it's a deck building game you want to
598:47 it's a deck building game you want to get the most dude deck building games oh
598:50 get the most dude deck building games oh friends never was that game we played
598:52 friends never was that game we played like at your uh place there was like a
598:54 like at your uh place there was like a deck building it must have been DC deck
598:56 deck building it must have been DC deck building Mar ultimate no DC deck
598:58 building Mar ultimate no DC deck building Marvel Ultimate DC deck
599:02 building Marvel Ultimate DC deck building
599:04 building Marvel Ultimate good kitty good kitty
599:07 Marvel Ultimate good kitty good kitty who a good kitty you wanted to have sex
599:10 who a good kitty you wanted to have sex with that kitty not five minutes ago the
599:12 with that kitty not five minutes ago the way you're looking at the cat is very
599:14 way you're looking at the cat is very deeply concerning and he looks unhappy
599:16 deeply concerning and he looks unhappy about
599:17 about it I don't like this it's playing sexy
599:20 it I don't like this it's playing sexy music what did you do Wade yeah waade
599:22 music what did you do Wade yeah waade what have you done what are you about to
599:24 what have you done what are you about to do to that how do you explain yourself
599:27 do to that how do you explain yourself and your actions I have questions but no
599:30 and your actions I have questions but no answers
599:32 answers interesting this isn't a pop song from
599:34 interesting this isn't a pop song from the 90s just say what you mean say what
599:37 the 90s just say what you mean say what you mean to
599:39 you mean to say the
599:41 say the hell oh Daddy's got a brand new boots
599:45 hell oh Daddy's got a brand new boots just wait
599:47 just wait interesting why isn't this plus five
599:49 interesting why isn't this plus five also count as a
599:51 also count as a five you're lucky you're lucky mykins
599:54 five you're lucky you're lucky mykins you're lucky oh I I got I had I I feel
599:58 you're lucky oh I I got I had I I feel lucky thank you
600:01 lucky thank you lucky that is not the color it's the
600:06 lucky that is not the color it's the only color okay never
600:08 only color okay never mind interesting I shall play
600:13 mind interesting I shall play this all right oh that was fun and then
600:17 this all right oh that was fun and then I shall play this and one of these
600:21 I shall play this and one of these nice nice dude this man is off the tur
600:23 nice nice dude this man is off the tur right
600:24 right now look at the plays yeah you know I'm
600:27 now look at the plays yeah you know I'm right there with you though you better
600:29 right there with you though you better watch out dude you have no idea oh you
600:32 watch out dude you have no idea oh you think you think you think you don't
600:35 think you think you think you don't think oh Archie
600:37 think oh Archie please please Archie no buddy I set you
600:42 please please Archie no buddy I set you up for that
600:43 up for that one I wish Archie had cuz then I would
600:46 one I wish Archie had cuz then I would have done
600:50 this [Music]
600:51 [Music] [Laughter]
601:01 interesting no Arie you have oh he drew a bunch of cards that's right okay I'm
601:03 a bunch of cards that's right okay I'm not
601:04 not upset
601:06 upset hey that's how I like to
601:10 hey that's how I like to see 503 experience
601:14 see 503 experience damn I got my Just Desserts there I
601:17 damn I got my Just Desserts there I think third place Bo times baby
601:22 think third place Bo times baby consistency from first to worst a Wade's
601:31 autobiography is it points based on how many cards the other players have yeah I
601:33 many cards the other players have yeah I think the numbers on their cards might
601:35 think the numbers on their cards might matter too I'm not sure how it's
601:36 matter too I'm not sure how it's calculated yeah number of cards oh God
601:38 calculated yeah number of cards oh God no that's uh right hey well it's not a
601:41 no that's uh right hey well it's not a draw so I guess it doesn't even matter
601:43 draw so I guess it doesn't even matter no I mean I had a Skip and I of a
601:45 no I mean I had a Skip and I of a different I didn't see it good job more
601:47 different I didn't see it good job more of a dumb on me well yeah you know are
601:50 of a dumb on me well yeah you know are you are really twisting my nips am I
601:52 you are really twisting my nips am I twisting harder you are
601:56 twisting harder you are absolutely uh-huh to me [ __ ] you
602:00 absolutely uh-huh to me [ __ ] you shouldn't have said
602:01 shouldn't have said anything I think you know never mind
602:04 anything I think you know never mind hang on a second hang
602:07 hang on a second hang on no no no no no damn
602:11 on no no no no no damn [Music]
602:16 it I think you should be more embarrassed that you can even make that
602:17 embarrassed that you can even make that sound I think that looks bad on you and
602:20 sound I think that looks bad on you and not doesn't look bad on me at all yeah
602:22 not doesn't look bad on me at all yeah that's that's really sad it's really sad
602:25 that's that's really sad it's really sad no My Fun
602:27 no My Fun Cards there you
602:28 Cards there you go my fun cards no problem oh God I
602:33 go my fun cards no problem oh God I refuse Mark listen I don't think that
602:37 refuse Mark listen I don't think that Stacks to that doesn't that's how that
602:39 Stacks to that doesn't that's how that listen I just to get wait a
602:47 minute you shouldn't have stacked tce budy I know nothing God snap hey wait
602:51 budy I know nothing God snap hey wait what's it taste like
603:01 ass you're soundboard man right it makes me professional oh wait a minute oh no I
603:04 me professional oh wait a minute oh no I don't I wasn't
603:06 don't I wasn't ready oh okay there we go all right
603:10 ready oh okay there we go all right lucky
603:11 lucky me
603:19 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no wait no stop ha it no no no no yeah we take this Bob
603:25 ha it no no no no yeah we take this Bob what color you have I don't care it's
603:27 what color you have I don't care it's too late I I can't change fate you chose
603:30 too late I I can't change fate you chose poorly uh for me or you for everyone but
603:34 poorly uh for me or you for everyone but me all
603:41 right I was bluffing okay okay man it almost just Auto Uno me
603:45 okay okay man it almost just Auto Uno me into the ground Wade would you like to
603:46 into the ground Wade would you like to go back to the normal Dimension sure
603:49 go back to the normal Dimension sure whatever you
603:56 want holy [ __ ] that's the meanest thing I've ever
603:58 I've ever seen you know they both had and you
604:01 seen you know they both had and you decided they don't have orange they
604:03 decided they don't have orange they don't have orange I know they don't have
604:04 don't have orange I know they don't have orange we don't both haveo okay only one
604:08 orange we don't both haveo okay only one of
604:09 of us only one of us is a real Champion
604:14 us only one of us is a real Champion here oh no pathetic I was not paying
604:17 here oh no pathetic I was not paying attention to your card I did not see
604:20 attention to your card I did not see doesn't matter all right now the game
604:24 doesn't matter all right now the game starts for
604:26 starts for real
604:28 real okay wait all right uh oh
604:37 uh but oh well okay he probably doesn't have
604:40 well okay he probably doesn't have it I think he has blue though ah yeah I
604:44 it I think he has blue though ah yeah I don't know if anyone caught the subtle
604:47 don't know if anyone caught the subtle hint well I mean he had two Blues and
604:49 hint well I mean he had two Blues and you had your one yellow and that's you
604:51 you had your one yellow and that's you know why I avoided that with the green I
604:53 know why I avoided that with the green I don't know what the hell everyone now
604:54 don't know what the hell everyone now instantly
604:57 instantly forgotten uh oh you can do it Wade just
605:00 forgotten uh oh you can do it Wade just plus five of them to death plus five of
605:02 plus five of them to death plus five of them Wade hit him okay good one Wade
605:06 them Wade hit him okay good one Wade thank you thank
605:08 thank you thank you oh ah wait but he doesn't have does
605:11 you oh ah wait but he doesn't have does he have orange no he doesn't Len he does
605:14 he have orange no he doesn't Len he does not have I'm sorry I'm sorry listen all
605:17 not have I'm sorry I'm sorry listen all right well I had no other options I
605:19 right well I had no other options I believe you
605:20 believe you what is this music I don't believe I
605:23 what is this music I don't believe I what no no what someone check the VOD
605:27 what no no what someone check the VOD someone clip it was I
605:29 someone clip it was I betrayed how would that help I just want
605:32 betrayed how would that help I just want to know the truth man just want to know
605:34 to know the truth man just want to know the truth you know what the truth is
605:35 the truth you know what the truth is Mark that I don't like that truth dude
605:38 Mark that I don't like that truth dude you need to stop speaking your truth
605:40 you need to stop speaking your truth this is this is rough whoa whoa calm
605:44 this is this is rough whoa whoa calm down I I just don't I can't face this
605:46 down I I just don't I can't face this truth
605:48 truth [Laughter]
605:56 [Laughter] oh what' you yell I won
606:00 oh what' you yell I won pain yeah why did you yell I don't even
606:02 pain yeah why did you yell I don't even question it at this point why what other
606:05 question it at this point why what other people El yelled and W bra was like
606:07 people El yelled and W bra was like we're
606:09 we're yelling I'm part of it God I am some I'm
606:12 yelling I'm part of it God I am some I'm like brick from anchor van
606:18 sometimes I'm just over here scooping my mayonnaise into the toaster like every
606:21 mayonnaise into the toaster like every other
606:29 person yuck yuck I put and I'm a fan of toaster at a time like everyone
606:42 hands I don't have a photogenic memory it's called tic it's called tic
606:47 memory it's called tic it's called tic mine's neither photogenic nor tic
606:49 mine's neither photogenic nor tic photographic what is happening guys why
606:51 photographic what is happening guys why do you have so many reverses this is
606:53 do you have so many reverses this is terrible am I going or what here we go
606:56 terrible am I going or what here we go why
606:59 why no oh well cool oh good okay nice thanks
607:04 no oh well cool oh good okay nice thanks Rie oh in the two okay
607:07 Rie oh in the two okay cool man you're really taking offense
607:09 cool man you're really taking offense from this cat he's an [ __ ] we've
607:12 from this cat he's an [ __ ] we've [ __ ] you over way harder than he has
607:14 [ __ ] you over way harder than he has how I
607:17 how I feel no I'm still not like you with Bara
607:20 feel no I'm still not like you with Bara W no one is like you with Barbara yeah
607:23 W no one is like you with Barbara yeah no one wow that was pretty Savage I
607:25 no one wow that was pretty Savage I think Barbara is
607:27 think Barbara is fine waade has oh wait no hang on I
607:30 fine waade has oh wait no hang on I didn't why did you do that I see jump
607:34 didn't why did you do that I see jump and I uh I see jump and I jump jump in
607:39 and I uh I see jump and I jump jump in or do
607:41 or do I idiot what what a mind game what an
607:46 I idiot what what a mind game what an absolute take it either way idiot ah ah
607:51 absolute take it either way idiot ah ah Mark jump in jump in Budd I'm trying get
607:54 Mark jump in jump in Budd I'm trying get him apparently I don't have the
607:56 him apparently I don't have the card damn
608:04 it by that c but I'm the laughing stock yeah oh my
608:13 God I don't know what just happened I looked away and he has
608:15 looked away and he has 19 Mark a green and yellow Mark has a
608:18 19 Mark a green and yellow Mark has a green wait wait wait wait wait wait
608:25 okay oh I don't know what I was so afraid of I have one of those hey come
608:27 afraid of I have one of those hey come on now you don't call anyone else's
608:29 on now you don't call anyone else's cards out you're just mine it's unfair I
608:32 cards out you're just mine it's unfair I mean we could all see the green and the
608:34 mean we could all see the green and the yellow in the back of your hand I was
608:36 yellow in the back of your hand I was afraid you were about to win so it's
608:39 afraid you were about to win so it's unfair you were afraid I was going to
608:41 unfair you were afraid I was going to win what you Wade woohoo jum baby okay
608:44 win what you Wade woohoo jum baby okay don't change the col well this is a
608:47 don't change the col well this is a little rude why would I help you small
608:50 little rude why would I help you small hand oh come on because big hands and
608:53 hand oh come on because big hands and small hands hold
608:56 small hands hold well I'm sorry can you say that again so
608:58 well I'm sorry can you say that again so I get that for my
609:00 I get that for my soundboard I'm I'm serious come on big
609:03 soundboard I'm I'm serious come on big hands and small hands hold well perfect
609:09 hands and small hands hold well perfect perfect uh Bob what am I doing here
609:12 perfect uh Bob what am I doing here whoops I feel something important right
609:15 whoops I feel something important right right right I don't want to get out of
609:16 right right I don't want to get out of here no okay
609:19 here no okay Mr YouTube reaction man okay it's
609:24 Mr YouTube reaction man okay it's me okay what are you one of those
609:26 me okay what are you one of those a-holes that play scary games on YouTube
609:29 a-holes that play scary games on YouTube and you think I can be beaten by
609:32 and you think I can be beaten by something like
609:34 something like this jump in you [ __ ] I could have
609:37 this jump in you [ __ ] I could have jumped in I I was right
609:40 jumped in I I was right there all right look no I'm Ser I'm holy
609:43 there all right look no I'm Ser I'm holy [ __ ] that's loud what I'm
609:47 [ __ ] that's loud what I'm sorry b i listen it's fine I just
609:51 sorry b i listen it's fine I just blasted my own ears with something
609:52 blasted my own ears with something accidentally for a second and it shocked
609:54 accidentally for a second and it shocked me out of existence I don't know why I
609:56 me out of existence I don't know why I was trying to get your attention I was
609:57 was trying to get your attention I was just going to get screwed in the end Bob
610:00 just going to get screwed in the end Bob Bob Bob Bob
610:03 Bob Bob Bob no not everything against you is done
610:06 no not everything against you is done with malice wait but this is get him oh
610:10 with malice wait but this is get him oh I'm going to get him oh yeah oh yeah
610:14 I'm going to get him oh yeah oh yeah that'll show weade get him I'll get you
610:18 that'll show weade get him I'll get you remember how we got Wade we're buddies
610:20 remember how we got Wade we're buddies yep
610:22 yep uh oh well I could be one of these cool
610:27 uh oh well I could be one of these cool guys that's
610:29 guys that's cool I'm so high right
610:33 cool I'm so high right now go
610:45 again hey remember how we were friends uh skip skip I played a skip can't do
610:47 uh skip skip I played a skip can't do that you have a put the skip on top it
610:50 that you have a put the skip on top it skips it skips the effect yeah yeah mhm
610:54 skips it skips the effect yeah yeah mhm wait
610:57 wait Rec
610:59 Rec what I
611:01 what I don't I hate
611:03 don't I hate you good draw so many cards right now no
611:07 you good draw so many cards right now no you're not you're draw three even though
611:09 you're not you're draw three even though I drew like 30 last time that happened
611:11 I drew like 30 last time that happened to me I don't understand that it's fine
611:13 to me I don't understand that it's fine I meant
611:16 I meant I'm don't hold on dude kind humans are
611:20 I'm don't hold on dude kind humans are you even what is this look man kind of
611:24 you even what is this look man kind of actual garbage maybe like 4%
611:28 actual garbage maybe like 4% Neanderthal 96 per Homo
611:31 Neanderthal 96 per Homo Sapien I don't know man it's really
611:34 Sapien I don't know man it's really unclear how much in breeding took place
611:36 unclear how much in breeding took place in the early days of humanity between
611:38 in the early days of humanity between the
611:40 the other sorry inter breeding yeah inter
611:43 other sorry inter breeding yeah inter bre you had my attention but now you
611:45 bre you had my attention but now you have my respect Orit what's the saying
611:47 have my respect Orit what's the saying go it doesn't go like that just
611:50 go it doesn't go like that just stop and if it does I don't want you
611:52 stop and if it does I don't want you saying it I think that pretty much is
611:54 saying it I think that pretty much is how it goes I
611:55 how it goes I just not not like this not like this not
611:59 just not not like this not like this not like this you had my interest now you
612:01 like this you had my interest now you have my attention What's the phrase take
612:04 have my attention What's the phrase take this H wait a minute I stop it go away
612:10 this H wait a minute I stop it go away all right fair enough
612:19 uh wow wait oh Archie you had a chance man we could have been friends oh
612:26 wild guess what color it's not going to be all right okay Arie get him Archie my
612:31 be all right okay Arie get him Archie my hero
612:33 hero baby oh wait no hang on you absolute
612:39 baby oh wait no hang on you absolute feline wait I'm going to ask you
612:40 feline wait I'm going to ask you something are are you in a relationship
612:43 something are are you in a relationship with that cat are
612:46 with that cat are you Mark you know that it's not real
612:50 you Mark you know that it's not real right you wait online relationships are
612:55 right you wait online relationships are wheel online relationship a wheel you of
612:58 wheel online relationship a wheel you of all
613:05 people look at that look at that teamwork what is this this conspiracy
613:07 teamwork what is this this conspiracy there's something going on here this is
613:09 there's something going on here this is the anti right
613:12 the anti right this okay maybe not a conspiracy no
613:15 this okay maybe not a conspiracy no they're throwing off off their scent we
613:17 they're throwing off off their scent we know what's up hey stop come on he he
613:19 know what's up hey stop come on he he threw me a bone just to make me feel
613:20 threw me a bone just to make me feel better what are you going to do if I
613:21 better what are you going to do if I skip Archie you going retaliate you get
613:24 skip Archie you going retaliate you get me I give you another turn oh what if I
613:27 me I give you another turn oh what if I do this to Archie huh what do you think
613:30 do this to Archie huh what do you think of that I'm going to get a
613:33 of that I'm going to get a turn why would you challenge me you dumb
613:37 turn why would you challenge me you dumb cat what an
613:39 cat what an idiot man I feel bad now
613:43 idiot man I feel bad now hey what see they're ganging up on us
613:45 hey what see they're ganging up on us they're ganging up on us I forgive all
613:48 they're ganging up on us I forgive all your previous
613:49 your previous of me Bob tun me against the world we
613:52 of me Bob tun me against the world we are both being equally unfairly treated
613:55 are both being equally unfairly treated can play look at that R made it red
613:57 can play look at that R made it red Red's the color Wade wanted last round
613:59 Red's the color Wade wanted last round and it's the color of his icon hey I
614:02 and it's the color of his icon hey I have a red mark got a red I play see
614:04 have a red mark got a red I play see that Mark see that Mark can I do
614:07 that Mark see that Mark can I do anything could I could I
614:10 anything could I could I play gaining cards I think you're doing
614:12 play gaining cards I think you're doing it wrong I think you want less cards
614:15 it wrong I think you want less cards here Mark have a turn thank you thank
614:17 here Mark have a turn thank you thank you thank you I'll take two please dude
614:22 you thank you I'll take two please dude nice 3 plus three is six good number
614:24 nice 3 plus three is six good number thank you good math I won't cuz we're a
614:27 thank you good math I won't cuz we're a team we won't we won't oh yeah our team
614:31 team we won't we won't oh yeah our team won yeah we won go
614:34 won yeah we won go team team the best team number one that
614:38 team team the best team number one that would never happen team winners has won
614:40 would never happen team winners has won again Marcus
614:42 again Marcus skm
614:44 skm Myer
614:46 Myer Mayer man our names do not mix together
614:49 Mayer man our names do not mix together that's not good yeah my plier marus
614:54 that's not good yeah my plier marus skirm Mar Mark skrm plier yeah I feel
614:58 skirm Mar Mark skrm plier yeah I feel like I get kind of shorted on that
615:00 like I get kind of shorted on that actually I don't like that one yeah
615:01 actually I don't like that one yeah that's not a lot of you but I mean you
615:03 that's not a lot of you but I mean you get the most important part the skrm
615:06 get the most important part the skrm Bob that one I thought for a second
615:08 Bob that one I thought for a second Wade's brain was too dedicated to coming
615:10 Wade's brain was too dedicated to coming up with names that he couldn't be
615:11 up with names that he couldn't be bothered to
615:14 bothered to play you're completely gone how do I
615:16 play you're completely gone how do I combine this how does it fit weakening
615:23 my betrayal uh if he fives me okay okay
615:26 betrayal uh if he fives me okay okay maybe you're right maybe you're right
615:27 maybe you're right maybe you're right maybe you're H something maybe you're
615:30 maybe you're H something maybe you're right well you know what as much as that
615:33 right well you know what as much as that hurt Arie it ended up hurting me too so
615:35 hurt Arie it ended up hurting me too so I really don't know how to feel about it
615:36 I really don't know how to feel about it well even better well don't take your
615:38 well even better well don't take your rage out on me what color do you want it
615:40 rage out on me what color do you want it doesn't matter oh wait blue it is okay
615:44 doesn't matter oh wait blue it is okay that's
615:45 that's unfortunate turns out it really matters
615:48 unfortunate turns out it really matters huh I could have screwed weight over if
615:50 huh I could have screwed weight over if it was a different color ah damn well
615:53 it was a different color ah damn well here what if I'm just one of these get
615:57 here what if I'm just one of these get right here how about that oh double
616:03 right here how about that oh double SK go again man no after you sir oh now
616:08 SK go again man no after you sir oh now I can screw Wade
616:18 yeah we're a team we're a okay oh wait stop
616:19 stop wait challenge him challeng Arie Argie
616:22 wait challenge him challeng Arie Argie jumped in to save you he oh he didn't he
616:24 jumped in to save you he oh he didn't he didn't even need to do
616:26 didn't even need to do that the conspiracy is back
616:29 that the conspiracy is back on we knew it all long way yes you and
616:32 on we knew it all long way yes you and this cat are boning and probably other
616:34 this cat are boning and probably other stuff
616:35 stuff [Music]
616:36 [Music] yeah I don't know if I'm go the other
616:39 yeah I don't know if I'm go the other Stu theory of me [ __ ] an online cat
616:42 Stu theory of me [ __ ] an online cat so you admit it I basically pleaded
616:46 so you admit it I basically pleaded guilty in court already my God how could
616:49 guilty in court already my God how could he be gentlemen we've got him we got him
616:53 he be gentlemen we've got him we got him Mark what color do you need uh
616:55 Mark what color do you need uh technically orange teammate all right I
616:57 technically orange teammate all right I can't do anything to help you I was just
616:59 can't do anything to help you I was just curious I'm pretty much Bon here I'll
617:02 curious I'm pretty much Bon here I'll I'll throw throw anything I get your way
617:05 I'll throw throw anything I get your way though you it's coming look I could have
617:07 though you it's coming look I could have played that one but I'm drawing these
617:09 played that one but I'm drawing these cards for you teammate
617:12 cards for you teammate [Laughter]
617:21 [Laughter] why man why
617:24 why man why man teammate did you see that
617:28 man teammate did you see that teamwork oh no I'll save you oh wow oh
617:33 teamwork oh no I'll save you oh wow oh the teamwork really does make the dream
617:35 the teamwork really does make the dream work it's
617:37 work it's unbelievable God oh geez listen Mark I
617:41 unbelievable God oh geez listen Mark I you got some winners on the other side I
617:44 you got some winners on the other side I bet I do I bet I oh you're right you're
617:48 bet I do I bet I oh you're right you're right I have some winners oh man
617:51 right I have some winners oh man teamwork is unreal this teamwork is
617:54 teamwork is unreal this teamwork is something else oh goodness me well
617:57 something else oh goodness me well that's not a good one we don't want that
618:00 that's not a good one we don't want that we don't want that here b or mob you
618:03 we don't want that here b or mob you don't have to be your usernames how what
618:06 don't have to be your usernames how what Bor I would like to be bor I guess if I
618:09 Bor I would like to be bor I guess if I have to choose between those
618:14 but listen I'm just going to live it blue
618:17 listen I'm just going to live it blue I'm not going to do anything to I could
618:19 I'm not going to do anything to I could have done stuff to you I want you to
618:20 have done stuff to you I want you to know all right oh goodness got it in
618:22 know all right oh goodness got it in there you know what Mark what's here you
618:24 there you know what Mark what's here you go have the win old buddy thanks buddy
618:26 go have the win old buddy thanks buddy thanks pal wow thanks yeah you draw them
618:30 thanks pal wow thanks yeah you draw them before I Mak me draw the cards well
618:32 before I Mak me draw the cards well thanks appreciate that buddy of your
618:35 thanks appreciate that buddy of your guys's uh your guys's team we all know
618:38 guys's uh your guys's team we all know war is the right team work wait why is
618:42 war is the right team work wait why is it
618:43 it War otherwise we be
618:46 War otherwise we be made oh
618:49 made oh oh yeah all right Wade is your name w w
618:54 oh yeah all right Wade is your name w w it could be I know time all right are
618:58 it could be I know time all right are the alliances changing is this happening
619:00 the alliances changing is this happening before my very eyes friendship with myrm
619:02 before my very eyes friendship with myrm ended Wade and I are now best friends
619:05 ended Wade and I are now best friends that's right what do you like buddy how
619:08 that's right what do you like buddy how do I tickle scratch your tummy here are
619:12 do I tickle scratch your tummy here are you [ __ ] thatat K cat no consensually
619:15 you [ __ ] thatat K cat no consensually sounds like w getting jealous
619:19 sounds like w getting jealous yeah he is getting jealous CU I'm
619:21 yeah he is getting jealous CU I'm touching his
619:23 touching his [Applause]
619:24 [Applause] [ __ ] I mean I'm I'm leave that alone
619:28 [ __ ] I mean I'm I'm leave that alone I'm just gonna not touch that one you
619:31 I'm just gonna not touch that one you already did that's so mad
619:39 yeah yes we brought it home yes oh man I miss being on your
619:44 home yes oh man I miss being on your team I forgot I was on W team oh that's
619:47 team I forgot I was on W team oh that's that's all I got to do has dropped the
619:49 that's all I got to do has dropped the fire the fire cat jokes that Mark comes
619:51 fire the fire cat jokes that Mark comes right screaming back yeah no sorry Bob
619:55 right screaming back yeah no sorry Bob sorry Bob friendship over I'm with Wade
619:57 sorry Bob friendship over I'm with Wade now oh well that's you're really you're
619:59 now oh well that's you're really you're hard to read sending mixed signals here
620:02 hard to read sending mixed signals here look man look unless you give another
620:04 look man look unless you give another slanger like that I I will not be on
620:06 slanger like that I I will not be on your team uhoh listen Archie we're on
620:10 your team uhoh listen Archie we're on the same team now you hear me you get
620:12 the same team now you hear me you get him you get him bud no no you get him
620:16 him you get him bud no no you get him Wade oh oh yeah listen I can protect you
620:20 Wade oh oh yeah listen I can protect you let's see what your other sides look
620:22 let's see what your other sides look like all right uh all right Archie you
620:26 like all right uh all right Archie you could do this oh buddy that's
620:29 could do this oh buddy that's not yes listen numbers are hard okay
620:32 not yes listen numbers are hard okay you're a cat I forgive
620:35 you're a cat I forgive you
620:36 you oh we're going back I guess all right
620:40 oh we're going back I guess all right Wade has a purple and wild oh Mark you
620:43 Wade has a purple and wild oh Mark you why am I saying that out loud come on
620:45 why am I saying that out loud come on Archie Wade has a purple in a wild don't
620:47 Archie Wade has a purple in a wild don't give it to him
620:50 give it to him I'm really sorry no you
620:52 I'm really sorry no you [Music]
620:54 [Music] would I would I wouldn't do it I
620:58 would I would I wouldn't do it I wouldn't do it I think you should
620:59 wouldn't do it I think you should probably do it Mark just to see what
621:00 probably do it Mark just to see what happens nice work Archie nice work nice
621:03 happens nice work Archie nice work nice work Archie Arie he set me up and I
621:07 work Archie Arie he set me up and I kicked it through the goal post the ever
621:09 kicked it through the goal post the ever moving goal
621:11 moving goal post Victory
621:14 post Victory I wait this is this is a big play no
621:17 I wait this is this is a big play no Mark f move
621:19 Mark f move no wait it's I can see I can't see
621:21 no wait it's I can see I can't see what's coming but I can smell big moves
621:24 what's coming but I can smell big moves in the future for sure see Wade now it's
621:27 in the future for sure see Wade now it's all coming together I knew or she was
621:29 all coming together I knew or she was going to do that look what you have in
621:30 going to do that look what you have in your hand Wade look how you're about to
621:31 your hand Wade look how you're about to just dominate the competition yes oh
621:40 oh that was a little slow you pick faster next time keep the hype going but
621:42 faster next time keep the hype going but yeah fine I'm still processing the plus
621:45 yeah fine I'm still processing the plus five I got when I had Uno from my
621:46 five I got when I had Uno from my teammate no what that's not what
621:49 teammate no what that's not what happened no no it's part of the grand
621:51 happened no no it's part of the grand plan there's a scheme there's a
621:52 plan there's a scheme there's a shenanigan occurring yeah this there's
621:55 shenanigan occurring yeah this there's hyen being Bob is going Bob is going to
621:58 hyen being Bob is going Bob is going to be so mad in a little bit so mad he's
622:01 be so mad in a little bit so mad he's going to be so mad yeah hit him again
622:12 Wade nice yes all right that BL out that was heavy heavy setups and I stole it
622:15 was heavy heavy setups and I stole it baby
622:17 baby wait wait wait no hit
622:19 wait wait wait no hit him we got
622:22 him we got him AR's got the knowledge and the plays
622:25 him AR's got the knowledge and the plays and oh buddy that doesn't work out very
622:27 and oh buddy that doesn't work out very well for me that's horrible I feel like
622:30 well for me that's horrible I feel like we're not we're not working together as
622:31 we're not we're not working together as a team at all Archie I get the sense
622:33 a team at all Archie I get the sense that I'm the only one who's in on this
622:34 that I'm the only one who's in on this bit all right that can't be right back
622:37 bit all right that can't be right back to the the colorful realm
622:41 to the the colorful realm first I love how the music changes I
622:43 first I love how the music changes I hadn't really noticed when we go to this
622:45 hadn't really noticed when we go to this realm the music is all dark and secret
622:49 realm the music is all dark and secret agent sneaking through a pipe I like
622:52 agent sneaking through a pipe I like this version of reality better than the
622:53 this version of reality better than the other version it's just all right all
622:55 other version it's just all right all right we're back to a good col hey
622:58 right we're back to a good col hey Archie you need to calm down there
623:01 Archie you need to calm down there cat all right all right all right make
623:04 cat all right all right all right make some play now we're going to make some
623:06 some play now we're going to make some plays here's your play buddy oh good
623:10 plays here's your play buddy oh good that's that's that you have is that not
623:13 that's that's that you have is that not the color you have here we go
623:16 the color you have here we go again all right all right Mark yes are
623:20 again all right all right Mark yes are you ready to receive my love Yeah
623:24 you ready to receive my love Yeah receive it I am receiving it a
623:28 receive it I am receiving it a yeah no this isn't good pay it
623:32 yeah no this isn't good pay it forward Archie listen okay take take it
623:36 forward Archie listen okay take take it for the team that's that's good
623:39 for the team that's that's good soldier hey look at that wait now let's
623:43 soldier hey look at that wait now let's talk about this
623:44 talk about this color it's okay wait I'll save you thank
623:49 color it's okay wait I'll save you thank Wade has blue and
623:50 Wade has blue and red ah he has two blues and a red I seen
623:53 red ah he has two blues and a red I seen them I seen them but I have this he does
623:59 them I seen them but I have this he does have that he does have that he does have
624:01 have that he does have that he does have that here you got a blue right buddy
624:06 that here you got a blue right buddy yeah we're going back oh never mind swo
624:09 yeah we're going back oh never mind swo swoop I was not paying attention to what
624:12 swoop I was not paying attention to what Bob
624:13 Bob had for the
624:16 had for the victory wow is the best teammate how did
624:20 victory wow is the best teammate how did you lose with him wait he's so good he's
624:22 you lose with him wait he's so good he's skillful he's really good I won and then
624:24 skillful he's really good I won and then you guys accuse me SE wait why didn't
624:27 you guys accuse me SE wait why didn't you work with this cat this cat is
624:28 you work with this cat this cat is genius wait I gave you that plus five I
624:31 genius wait I gave you that plus five I thought you would know what to do with
624:32 thought you would know what to do with it yeah I I did I drew five more cards
624:36 it yeah I I did I drew five more cards no Bob I can't work with this guy I saw
624:39 no Bob I can't work with this guy I saw the playm Mark I saw the vision at least
624:41 the playm Mark I saw the vision at least someone you want to mix it up I think
624:43 someone you want to mix it up I think you and I should team up across each
624:45 you and I should team up across each other star into each other's eyes I
624:47 other star into each other's eyes I can't stop looking at the the way your
624:48 can't stop looking at the the way your lips look you know yeah I can't stop
624:51 lips look you know yeah I can't stop looking at that countdown on your face
624:53 looking at that countdown on your face never mind now I can see your face
624:55 never mind now I can see your face again I my hands were completely off the
624:58 again I my hands were completely off the keyboard and mouse get a mark they might
625:00 keyboard and mouse get a mark they might have been down my you me get a mark
625:03 have been down my you me get a mark sorry I I teamed back up with the wrong
625:05 sorry I I teamed back up with the wrong that was lit three seconds before I was
625:06 that was lit three seconds before I was betray r r
625:09 betray r r r I'm set I'm setting you up Wade I'm
625:13 r I'm set I'm setting you up Wade I'm she screwed me over the plays are coming
625:17 she screwed me over the plays are coming got this
625:19 got this little bit that's a good card you want
625:21 little bit that's a good card you want that card that was a good draw positive
625:22 that card that was a good draw positive draw positive draw
625:25 draw positive draw hey challeng I
625:29 hey challeng I will ah
625:33 will ah man actually that card is the only thing
625:35 man actually that card is the only thing I can play right now so I guess it was
625:37 I can play right now so I guess it was good how do you have so many cards that
625:39 good how do you have so many cards that are all useless hey look at this guy
625:41 are all useless hey look at this guy great
625:42 great question I don't know if the back side
625:44 question I don't know if the back side of my deck looks good but the front side
625:46 of my deck looks good but the front side is pretty much like the Sahara Desert no
625:48 is pretty much like the Sahara Desert no the backside does not look great well
625:50 the backside does not look great well that's rude I don't know why you did
625:52 that's rude I don't know why you did that I
626:01 am wow okay well sure sure sure wow no yes no I'm challenging
626:06 sure wow no yes no I'm challenging arie's a lying never mind he's got all
626:08 arie's a lying never mind he's got all yellow never lies cats always tell the
626:11 yellow never lies cats always tell the truth no no cats always land on their
626:14 truth no no cats always land on their feet that they can lie as much as they
626:16 feet that they can lie as much as they want I don't think that's true never
626:18 want I don't think that's true never forgets an elephant always lands on his
626:20 forgets an elephant always lands on his feet a cat teamwork yes two two cats in
626:24 feet a cat teamwork yes two two cats in a bush is worth three in a barrel you
626:27 a bush is worth three in a barrel you get five for 10 H if you put a million
626:30 get five for 10 H if you put a million cats in a room with a million
626:32 cats in a room with a million typewriters yes uh and infinite amount
626:35 typewriters yes uh and infinite amount of time eventually you have a bunch of
626:37 of time eventually you have a bunch of [ __ ] covered typewriters that checks out
626:41 [ __ ] covered typewriters that checks out okay what what are you going to do what
626:43 okay what what are you going to do what are you going to do what are you going
626:44 are you going to do what are you going to do pathetic pitiful
626:48 to do pathetic pitiful God
626:49 God pitiful we need more we need more
626:51 pitiful we need more we need more teamwork Wade yeah well I I haven't
626:53 teamwork Wade yeah well I I haven't played in 30
627:01 years stupid it was it's okay I wanted I wanted there's going to be one good one
627:03 wanted there's going to be one good one never mind so yeah do it again do it
627:09 never mind so yeah do it again do it again all right oh well what the
627:12 again all right oh well what the Archie's got the play look at this five
627:14 Archie's got the play look at this five head move he's playing over here can't
627:17 head move he's playing over here can't we can't even keep up with what's
627:18 we can't even keep up with what's happening no on the bright side I've got
627:21 happening no on the bright side I've got so many cards now I can't possibly
627:23 so many cards now I can't possibly lose
627:25 lose actual five head going on on your
627:28 actual five head going on on your teammate there mark thanks man together
627:31 teammate there mark thanks man together we're like five for 10 heads how are all
627:34 we're like five for 10 heads how are all of my car spping it right back well I
627:38 of my car spping it right back well I have one of those I guess oh you yeah
627:40 have one of those I guess oh you yeah don't get too excited to yet you're just
627:42 don't get too excited to yet you're just playing right into Archie's master plan
627:45 playing right into Archie's master plan I know I'm terrified of Archie he
627:48 I know I'm terrified of Archie he definitely knows what's happening in you
627:49 definitely knows what's happening in you yeah yeah oh yeah I know you think
627:51 yeah yeah oh yeah I know you think Archie has an
627:52 Archie has an orange I I don't even I don't even look
627:56 orange I I don't even I don't even look big brain plays take that
628:03 Archie all right you may think you've won this one but I know Archie he's giv
628:05 won this one but I know Archie he's giv me the signals yeah he's giving you the
628:08 me the signals yeah he's giving you the the Blank Stare the dead eyes look he's
628:10 the Blank Stare the dead eyes look he's doing it toing it and
628:12 doing it toing it and he's back back and forth and back and
628:18 he's back back and forth and back and yes yes it's all according to plan
628:20 yes yes it's all according to plan flopping around like a like a bunch of
628:23 flopping around like a like a bunch of nudist at the
628:26 nudist at the beach I didn't look again at what Archie
628:29 beach I didn't look again at what Archie has so we're Flying Blind here
628:32 has so we're Flying Blind here blue and I can't Mark's not going to do
628:36 blue and I can't Mark's not going to do D
628:39 D thing that's one of those ones where I'm
628:41 thing that's one of those ones where I'm a little afraid you might have had a
628:43 a little afraid you might have had a stroke make sure you can lift both your
628:45 stroke make sure you can lift both your arms up over your head real quick for me
628:49 arms up over your head real quick for me I suck side my mouth decided not to work
628:52 I suck side my mouth decided not to work you know your insults aren't as biting
628:54 you know your insults aren't as biting these days and I don't know
628:56 these days and I don't know why oh just to wait you'll feel the bite
629:00 why oh just to wait you'll feel the bite soon oh wow man arie's got this deck
629:03 soon oh wow man arie's got this deck counted out Arie he knows all the ins
629:05 counted out Arie he knows all the ins and the outs he knows the little
629:06 and the outs he knows the little crevices Archie knows he smells them com
629:10 crevices Archie knows he smells them com down the
629:11 down the knows he's got yellow he's got yellow
629:14 knows he's got yellow he's got yellow weight I remembered to look it's yellow
629:17 weight I remembered to look it's yellow or is yep okay Ah that's not what you
629:21 or is yep okay Ah that's not what you want to
629:27 see I dare you I triple that's not what you want it's
629:30 triple that's not what you want it's yellow don't make it yellow anything but
629:32 yellow don't make it yellow anything but yellow good one good one yeah I didn't
629:35 yellow good one good one yeah I didn't know what number it was I was hoping it
629:36 know what number it was I was hoping it wasn't four good one four AR she I can't
629:38 wasn't four good one four AR she I can't remember a color and a number at the
629:40 remember a color and a number at the same time so all right we'll have to go
629:42 same time so all right we'll have to go back to the other side and figure that
629:48 out want the fre what your mic just cut out and you were
629:51 what your mic just cut out and you were just
629:56 like look I don't know what my mic does you can't tell me how my mic is that
629:59 you can't tell me how my mic is that wasn't the play but we know Archie
630:00 wasn't the play but we know Archie doesn't have
630:07 green I knew it I wait no God no I'm sorry Arie Arie genius wait
630:14 God no I'm sorry Arie Arie genius wait wait did you do that I did that yeah
630:16 wait did you do that I did that yeah that was me the most
630:19 that was me the most [ __ ] too late Mark was already on top of
630:22 [ __ ] too late Mark was already on top of you know Mark is a terrible teammate
630:25 you know Mark is a terrible teammate holy crap Archie if that cost you the
630:27 holy crap Archie if that cost you the win I am big sorry what's wrong with you
630:29 win I am big sorry what's wrong with you man I'm big sorry Archie I'm big sorry
630:32 man I'm big sorry Archie I'm big sorry big sorry damn damn that's unsettling
630:37 big sorry damn damn that's unsettling damn you know it just show goes to show
630:39 damn you know it just show goes to show I'll stab anybody in the back and I
630:41 I'll stab anybody in the back and I won't even think about it before I do it
630:43 won't even think about it before I do it it'll be instinctual betrayal is in my
630:46 it'll be instinctual betrayal is in my blood
630:52 that's that's concerning I don't like I will take this one Archie because I owe
630:55 will take this one Archie because I owe you I owe you Arie wait it's less fun
630:58 you I owe you Arie wait it's less fun when you do it I owe
631:00 when you do it I owe you
631:06 what well I shouldn't have done that it's fine I've got so many weap I've got
631:08 it's fine I've got so many weap I've got you with the same trick twice you fool
631:12 you with the same trick twice you fool what why is he drawing no Archie I did
631:14 what why is he drawing no Archie I did this for you Archie Arie
631:19 this for you Archie Arie man Archie really did not
631:22 man Archie really did not see the plan that you had there I threw
631:24 see the plan that you had there I threw him off his
631:38 o rip all right we got to go back why do we have to go back I that's
631:40 back why do we have to go back I that's pretty good oh wait go back I want to go
631:42 pretty good oh wait go back I want to go back I want to go
631:44 back I want to go back what color you want Oh red or
631:47 back what color you want Oh red or yellow is
631:49 yellow is fine aren't you challing team what a
631:52 fine aren't you challing team what a team
631:54 team play I did it I said Uno I said it first
631:57 play I did it I said Uno I said it first you can't say I didn't fair fair is fair
631:59 you can't say I didn't fair fair is fair I almost clicked but unlike Mark I had
632:01 I almost clicked but unlike Mark I had restraint wow I think I have the
632:05 restraint wow I think I have the superior teammate
632:08 superior teammate oh man he double aided me just like that
632:11 oh man he double aided me just like that I made it yellow too I had the big brain
632:13 I made it yellow too I had the big brain play you had the absolute killer Crush
632:17 play you had the absolute killer Crush uh Baja can you stop complimenting each
632:20 uh Baja can you stop complimenting each other for one moment no wait it was so
632:25 other for one moment no wait it was so good what you did was brilliant and also
632:28 good what you did was brilliant and also amazing it can't be brilliant and
632:30 amazing it can't be brilliant and amazing there's no way brilliant is a
632:33 amazing there's no way brilliant is a brilliant is a description I agree that
632:36 brilliant is a description I agree that quality Luminosity it's possible but I'm
632:39 quality Luminosity it's possible but I'm saying oh you're making a bald
632:42 saying oh you're making a bald joke you are
632:45 joke you are correct I'm proud of my lack of of
632:49 correct I'm proud of my lack of of hair good job buddy good job man thank
632:53 hair good job buddy good job man thank you good
632:55 you good job I don't know what happened I zoned
632:57 job I don't know what happened I zoned out for a long time then I heard bald
632:58 out for a long time then I heard bald jokes so I just I thought figure was
633:00 jokes so I just I thought figure was about me you're just basking in the glow
633:03 about me you're just basking in the glow the compliments and just like oh yes oh
633:06 the compliments and just like oh yes oh flipflop oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah if I
633:12 flipflop oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah if I have two ones can I tape those together
633:15 have two ones can I tape those together and blade them as a two sure I i' say
633:18 and blade them as a two sure I i' say yeah I couldn't find the
633:21 yeah I couldn't find the button we're going secret Dev code
633:25 button we're going secret Dev code like math Uno happy once and
633:34 then wait I see those plus fives in you we are not going to the other dimension
633:35 we are not going to the other dimension I don't know which ones
633:37 I don't know which ones are accidentally get rid of them is this
633:39 are accidentally get rid of them is this one of them no you're good you're good
633:42 one of them no you're good you're good is this one of them nope you're good no
633:45 is this one of them nope you're good no oddly enough no there you're middle
633:47 oddly enough no there you're middle cards buddy don't you worry about it all
633:50 cards buddy don't you worry about it all right I'm going to play I'm going to
633:52 right I'm going to play I'm going to live
633:57 dangerously what do you think of that cat I thought so you know I'm also on
634:00 cat I thought so you know I'm also on Archie's team so I could be a threat if
634:02 Archie's team so I could be a threat if you you think about it it's the only
634:04 you you think about it it's the only real threat if you think I I could I
634:07 real threat if you think I I could I could also I've won a game before I've
634:09 could also I've won a game before I've done it no no I've done I've won games I
634:13 done it no no I've done I've won games I have no oh no no I mean I have can't
634:18 have no oh no no I mean I have can't deny I don't so I don't think that's
634:20 deny I don't so I don't think that's right I'm a player in this too three
634:23 right I'm a player in this too three there were all those twos weigh and
634:25 there were all those twos weigh and you're going to put a three in there I
634:26 you're going to put a three in there I had a two ready to go put a three in
634:28 had a two ready to go put a three in there not a threat Mark exact reason
634:31 there not a threat Mark exact reason right there hand number two you can't no
634:34 right there hand number two you can't no you can't you know what two stands for
634:36 you can't you know what two stands for taking a poo look at that look at this
634:38 taking a poo look at that look at this guy with double digit cards now look at
634:40 guy with double digit cards now look at you with plus one more see egg on your
634:43 you with plus one more see egg on your face not on mine he's just lashing out
634:46 face not on mine he's just lashing out now he has no strategy no I have a plan
634:50 now he has no strategy no I have a plan no threat whatsoever coming from that
634:52 no threat whatsoever coming from that guy I have a plan I have a plan sure
634:55 guy I have a plan I have a plan sure sure is that why is that why you have 11
634:59 sure is that why is that why you have 11 cards yeah that's a lot of talk for
635:07 someone so you heard me you you going to your hands over your head left your
635:08 your hands over your head left your hands over your
635:10 hands over your head listen there was a there was a
635:12 head listen there was a there was a stinging insult in there and you just
635:14 stinging insult in there and you just couldn't hear
635:15 couldn't hear it well you're definitely right I could
635:18 it well you're definitely right I could not scathing
635:20 not scathing retribution you should be very in you
635:23 retribution you should be very in you should be crying right now uh see how I
635:26 should be crying right now uh see how I feel after I win yeah right Wade won't
635:29 feel after I win yeah right Wade won't let you he's too greedy if Wade wins I
635:32 let you he's too greedy if Wade wins I win I'm trying to get him to the finish
635:34 win I'm trying to get him to the finish line here look at this look at this
635:35 line here look at this look at this teamwork we got to
635:43 say you're going to sit and watch oh no he's still got it stop wait wait ah
635:48 he's still got it stop wait wait ah bom for the
635:50 bom for the win that jump DreamWork put Archie on
635:54 win that jump DreamWork put Archie on the
635:55 the ropes Archie thought he had you with the
635:57 ropes Archie thought he had you with the flip but he didn't see what was I was
635:59 flip but he didn't see what was I was also a contender I was Mark look at you
636:02 also a contender I was Mark look at you in your fourth position you just calm
636:06 in your fourth position you just calm down be in the last place and be quiet
636:08 down be in the last place and be quiet Mark you almost got the bronze medal I
636:11 Mark you almost got the bronze medal I would have Jesus Christ my hand what the
636:14 would have Jesus Christ my hand what the hell oh I thought you meant your actual
636:16 hell oh I thought you meant your actual hand like in real
636:22 look you yours weight I guess I wish I could show you my hand you know how you
636:24 could show you my hand you know how you made fun of me for having a three this
636:26 made fun of me for having a three this feels like compensation I have five
636:29 feels like compensation I have five threes I have five really weird but can
636:34 threes I have five really weird but can you handle a four it's like I didn't
636:36 you handle a four it's like I didn't have that three one time like never
636:38 have that three one time like never again I will not be
636:45 betrayed good choice Bob good choice I got you uh buddy we're all we're all on
636:48 got you uh buddy we're all we're all on equal footing now
636:49 equal footing now there no teams
636:56 anymore the dude I'm going to freaking win dude
636:59 the dude I'm going to freaking win dude I'm going to win freeze come out of your
637:01 I'm going to win freeze come out of your hooa listen my hoo-ha has storage
637:04 hooa listen my hoo-ha has storage capacity all right I was doing a bit he
637:08 capacity all right I was doing a bit he was doing his I where I was
637:11 was doing his I where I was going that's a two supposed to have twos
637:13 going that's a two supposed to have twos in there twos kind of liar look yes what
637:18 in there twos kind of liar look yes what are you some kind of sociopath
637:22 are you some kind of sociopath yes
637:30 yes and where did that bring you back to us come on do it for me do it to me do
637:34 us come on do it for me do it to me do it on me it would have been a big brain
637:36 it on me it would have been a big brain play what it would have been a big brain
637:39 play what it would have been a big brain play to like pick a different card and
637:41 play to like pick a different card and bet on you color card to bet on you to
637:44 bet on you color card to bet on you to not what Arie what no what is happening
637:48 not what Arie what no what is happening Archie just robbed me
637:51 Archie just robbed me yeah we still won no no no okay I mean I
637:58 yeah we still won no no no okay I mean I that's over now Wade you lost
638:01 that's over now Wade you lost friends I hate you I friends I'm sorry
638:06 friends I hate you I friends I'm sorry wait I didn't mean
638:07 wait I didn't mean that I'm get sound so sincere though I
638:10 that I'm get sound so sincere though I mean wait you didn't mean that I didn't
638:12 mean wait you didn't mean that I didn't lose friends or you didn't mean that you
638:13 lose friends or you didn't mean that you hate me I don't hate you but you lost no
638:18 hate me I don't hate you but you lost no we're not friends you just don't hate me
638:21 we're not friends you just don't hate me yeah isn't that pretty good that's
638:23 yeah isn't that pretty good that's pretty by the way random note what have
638:26 pretty by the way random note what have you seen all the random Tik toks of us
638:28 you seen all the random Tik toks of us going around with like the yeah wait
638:31 going around with like the yeah wait you're my friend now and I'm like I have
638:32 you're my friend now and I'm like I have a friend what no we're on Tik Tok What
638:37 a friend what no we're on Tik Tok What well it's it's Mark and I from like raft
638:38 well it's it's Mark and I from like raft or something it's Mark and I talking
638:40 or something it's Mark and I talking about that's not plus well it it it's
638:43 about that's not plus well it it it's it's from one of our things but it's
638:44 it's from one of our things but it's just like three lines it's Mark saying
638:46 just like three lines it's Mark saying like hey wait you're my friend now and I
638:47 like hey wait you're my friend now and I go I have a friend what for some reason
638:51 go I have a friend what for some reason that stupid like have to download Tik
638:54 that stupid like have to download Tik Tok so I can see what these kids are
638:56 Tok so I can see what these kids are doing I don't know why that's a thing
638:58 doing I don't know why that's a thing I've gotten so many tweets of different
639:00 I've gotten so many tweets of different Tik Tok videos of us having that little
639:03 Tik Tok videos of us having that little conversation what if I what so what do I
639:05 conversation what if I what so what do I search for Markiplier I don't
639:12 know oh I'm playing a game hang on whatever this is not interesting
639:14 whatever this is not interesting anymore what is this Uno garbage Mark
639:17 anymore what is this Uno garbage Mark did you see a secret message in the
639:19 did you see a secret message in the Discord a few minutes ago
639:22 Discord a few minutes ago no is there a secret
639:25 no is there a secret message yeah it's for Mark oh ha just
639:29 message yeah it's for Mark oh ha just GNA get banned in
639:31 GNA get banned in chat does it not work oh was just
639:35 chat does it not work oh was just quiet why was that I can't I can't judge
639:39 quiet why was that I can't I can't judge I can't judge audio anymore for games
639:42 I can't judge audio anymore for games for some reason it's like completely
639:45 for some reason it's like completely off I have no idea you got to use those
639:48 off I have no idea you got to use those uh those mixer bars buddy what I mean I
639:51 uh those mixer bars buddy what I mean I was I can't find if someone can find the
639:54 was I can't find if someone can find the Tik Tok that Wade is referring to or
639:56 Tik Tok that Wade is referring to or examples of that I'm curious now
639:58 examples of that I'm curious now somebody tweeted at me the other day I
639:59 somebody tweeted at me the other day I bet I could pull it up tweet them at me
640:01 bet I could pull it up tweet them at me in link form and I will open the Tik
640:04 in link form and I will open the Tik toop application on I don't have TI on
640:06 toop application on I don't have TI on my cellular
640:08 my cellular phone I've I've I've got tiptop I'm
640:12 phone I've I've I've got tiptop I'm cool oh it's my turn uh here
640:17 cool oh it's my turn uh here that doesn't solve any problems sorry
640:19 that doesn't solve any problems sorry it's going be here it's my turn here
640:22 it's going be here it's my turn here wait why did you say that was a secret
640:23 wait why did you say that was a secret message why couldn't you have just
640:24 message why couldn't you have just relayed that to me why was that secret I
640:27 relayed that to me why was that secret I don't know I know what your guys I
640:30 don't know I know what your guys I wanted to have a moment of sounding cool
640:32 wanted to have a moment of sounding cool is that so much yes now we can't tell
640:36 is that so much yes now we can't tell chat what the secret message is no
640:37 chat what the secret message is no matter what happens because they don't
640:40 matter what happens because they don't get to know Secrets I don't
640:42 get to know Secrets I don't know uh so take
640:45 know uh so take that all right what was happen in this
640:47 that all right what was happen in this game I okay it's flip Mark what it's me
640:52 game I okay it's flip Mark what it's me I thought that was on someone else oh
640:55 I thought that was on someone else oh all right here here's the
640:58 all right here here's the audio what what what are you talking
641:00 audio what what what are you talking about huh the Tik Tok he's playing stuff
641:02 about huh the Tik Tok he's playing stuff for us but he's not all right whatever
641:04 for us but he's not all right whatever are you playing
641:14 a yeah you and me were friends now that's it okay man that's a that's a SL
641:17 that's it okay man that's a that's a SL laugher of a Tik Tok that's I don't
641:19 laugher of a Tik Tok that's I don't that's so dumb why n you just understand
641:23 that's so dumb why n you just understand what's cool way that's the problem yeah
641:26 what's cool way that's the problem yeah I guess I the music just makes it the
641:30 I guess I the music just makes it the music is someone added I guess but like
641:32 music is someone added I guess but like why is that I don't know why it's a
641:34 why is that I don't know why it's a thing dude I don't know I know I said
641:35 thing dude I don't know I know I said some I talked some [ __ ] to you before
641:37 some I talked some [ __ ] to you before but holy crap man you to calm down you
641:40 but holy crap man you to calm down you got to relax H Archie
641:44 got to relax H Archie okay well
641:47 okay well get a ball let's send it all the way
641:49 get a ball let's send it all the way around to
641:50 around to Mark no can oh can I say no can I say no
641:54 Mark no can oh can I say no can I say no now okay get him Wade come on
641:57 now okay get him Wade come on Wade got
641:59 Wade got him I got him oh my God the back of your
642:03 him I got him oh my God the back of your cards Mark what the hell what what does
642:06 cards Mark what the hell what what does it look like what is on the back of my
642:08 it look like what is on the back of my cards am I killing it am I killing it am
642:11 cards am I killing it am I killing it am I killing it right now am I about to
642:12 I killing it right now am I about to kill it why do I I don't want to do this
642:14 kill it why do I I don't want to do this can I stop going around I just draw more
642:17 can I stop going around I just draw more cards every time this is the worst
642:18 cards every time this is the worst situation this is not
642:21 situation this is not ideal you're slowly accumulating cards
642:24 ideal you're slowly accumulating cards and playing that thing that
642:31 sucks I still don't have this color guys if I was apparently doing so hot to
642:34 if I was apparently doing so hot to try oh I call you nice I don't know if
642:39 try oh I call you nice I don't know if you got him or I got him I got him I got
642:40 you got him or I got him I got him I got him I got him you didn't get anything I
642:43 him I got him you didn't get anything I clicked on it was over there I don't
642:46 clicked on it was over there I don't know anymore what was in the other world
642:49 know anymore what was in the other world what's on my cards well you had a couple
642:52 what's on my cards well you had a couple of good cards did I lose my good cards
642:54 of good cards did I lose my good cards wait yeah you played them like an
642:56 wait yeah you played them like an idiot these are pretty good yeah it was
642:59 idiot these are pretty good yeah it was better though if you can believe it no I
643:02 better though if you can believe it no I can't it's impossible to
643:13 believe um listen AR you no oh wow well that works I guess I I I just you know I
643:16 that works I guess I I I just you know I didn't want you to get hurt by that I
643:17 didn't want you to get hurt by that I was going to Uno him but yeah I didn't
643:19 was going to Uno him but yeah I didn't realize he wasn't wait stop hang on
643:24 realize he wasn't wait stop hang on uh I'll risk it no no
643:30 uh I'll risk it no no no made you play that plus two why did
643:34 no made you play that plus two why did you just not I thought I thought you
643:36 you just not I thought I thought you know maybe I could get around and look
643:39 know maybe I could get around and look give you I'll give you another chance
643:41 give you I'll give you another chance all right good you should you should
643:42 all right good you should you should know that I wait I wanted to play the
643:44 know that I wait I wanted to play the other one
643:47 other one well what should I know though you can't
643:48 well what should I know though you can't set something like that up you should
643:50 set something like that up you should know not tell me what I need to know you
643:52 know not tell me what I need to know you should know that you are a fool and you
643:54 should know that you are a fool and you will be defeated by
643:57 will be defeated by me I don't like the sound that's not
643:59 me I don't like the sound that's not good uhoh oh
644:02 good uhoh oh crap well I'm going to draw cards
644:04 crap well I'm going to draw cards because I want to and not because I have
644:06 because I want to and not because I have to right like me you're like me I'm
644:09 to right like me you're like me I'm doing this by choice that's what I did
644:12 doing this by choice that's what I did really just give it to him Mark what
644:14 really just give it to him Mark what color you want I could take anything you
644:17 color you want I could take anything you know what I have yeah well the one thing
644:19 know what I have yeah well the one thing for sure but n I'll draw
644:23 for sure but n I'll draw yes you you fool we're going to take a
644:27 yes you you fool we're going to take a gamble here uh I read Archie's
644:30 gamble here uh I read Archie's mind doesn't have a red okay but got of
644:34 mind doesn't have a red okay but got of blue all right well I'm we know Red's
644:37 blue all right well I'm we know Red's safe so there's a I will test the Fate
644:39 safe so there's a I will test the Fate again
644:42 again yes hey look at that eight
644:51 why blue get away from Blue my luck cannot last it
644:53 cannot last it lasts it no wait Mark what have you done
644:57 lasts it no wait Mark what have you done I you threw away the whole no it's fine
644:59 I you threw away the whole no it's fine never mind whoa come on that's what I
645:02 never mind whoa come on that's what I thought oh that's unfair you should take
645:04 thought oh that's unfair you should take your turn where did that bring you
645:06 your turn where did that bring you back yes yes nice play nice play nice
645:10 back yes yes nice play nice play nice play good play yeah
645:13 play good play yeah woo wow woooo wow woo all right now you
645:18 woo wow woooo wow woo all right now you guys don't know what I had he's going
645:21 guys don't know what I had he's going with the big the big [ __ ] play made it
645:24 with the big the big [ __ ] play made it blue but that doesn't even make any
645:25 blue but that doesn't even make any sense the big kaj
645:27 sense the big kaj Jones making it blue literally makes no
645:30 Jones making it blue literally makes no sense cuz you were so upset about blue
645:33 sense cuz you were so upset about blue you you'll never know my plans he just
645:37 you you'll never know my plans he just saw your no he
645:39 saw your no he didn't oh I did I no he didn't no well
645:45 didn't oh I did I no he didn't no well huh well I guess that's that's
645:48 huh well I guess that's that's work oh yeah the good stuff that is the
645:51 work oh yeah the good stuff that is the good stuff that's the stuff that I like
645:53 good stuff that's the stuff that I like how about red Red's interesting
645:56 how about red Red's interesting oh
645:59 oh oh
646:01 oh sing oh oh
646:05 sing oh oh oh oh that's going on a long time there
646:08 oh oh that's going on a long time there buddy oh it sure was all right well oh
646:12 buddy oh it sure was all right well oh good still that color let's
646:14 good still that color let's oh you can't you're not nothing's
646:17 oh you can't you're not nothing's happening to you stop saying oh oh oh
646:20 happening to you stop saying oh oh oh sorry I'm no
646:24 sorry I'm no ah no would wouldn't be that way would
646:27 ah no would wouldn't be that way would it wouldn't work out perfectly for me
646:30 it wouldn't work out perfectly for me this is interesting oh from first place
646:33 this is interesting oh from first place to third place you know what say last
646:36 to third place you know what say last but you didn't go to last Bob you are
646:38 but you didn't go to last Bob you are going to suffer my wrath that's what
646:40 going to suffer my wrath that's what I've
646:42 I've decided you going to suffer my wrath
646:45 decided you going to suffer my wrath you're going to suffer my wrath fearing
646:47 you're going to suffer my wrath fearing it yeah well start fearing it that's not
646:50 it yeah well start fearing it that's not good unless I play
646:56 this good he moved so fast my eyes couldn't
646:58 good he moved so fast my eyes couldn't track
647:06 cards no stop stop thanks for protecting me not teammate Wayne oh oh I you're
647:11 me not teammate Wayne oh oh I you're welcome you're going to suffer my wrath
647:13 welcome you're going to suffer my wrath Bob you're going to suffer my wrath
647:17 Bob you're going to suffer my wrath my
647:18 my wrath unless I play one of
647:27 these oh man my wrath ah cool card Cool C did you have
647:30 wrath ah cool card Cool C did you have fun wa did you have fun I did that was
647:32 fun wa did you have fun I did that was fun oh cool Carol fall right into my we
647:37 fun oh cool Carol fall right into my we had going there right into my trap card
647:39 had going there right into my trap card send it around Ary send it
647:42 send it around Ary send it [Music]
647:44 [Music] around send
647:52 damn can you make that a six uh yeah the line from the bottom to
647:55 six uh yeah the line from the bottom to the top wait but you don't know what
647:57 the top wait but you don't know what color he has what have you
647:58 color he has what have you done Mark do you have any more
648:02 done Mark do you have any more wrath always for you well no no do do it
648:05 wrath always for you well no no do do it the other way wrath him uh well I can do
648:14 this I do feel somewhat wrath and then I can do this wow all right well um I
648:17 can do this wow all right well um I guess Bob you got what you wanted W my
648:21 guess Bob you got what you wanted W my wrath I don't think that's really what I
648:23 wrath I don't think that's really what I suffer my
648:24 suffer my wrath I don't we're playing snowman's
648:27 wrath I don't we're playing snowman's how I thought you didn't have
648:29 how I thought you didn't have it weade didn't have it but I had it oh
648:33 it weade didn't have it but I had it oh okay all right then hopefully this one
648:34 okay all right then hopefully this one doesn't use copyrighted music cuz I know
648:36 doesn't use copyrighted music cuz I know the other winter one got claimed on
648:37 the other winter one got claimed on YouTube at
648:39 YouTube at least uhoh I guess uh [ __ ] pan pan
648:44 least uhoh I guess uh [ __ ] pan pan gets my hand hand
648:47 gets my hand hand uh just s s ah pan pan give me the hand
648:51 uh just s s ah pan pan give me the hand hand oh no Bob I don't want you to have
648:53 hand oh no Bob I don't want you to have that next to me oh wow look at that way
648:57 that next to me oh wow look at that way some good stuff in there it sure is you
649:00 some good stuff in there it sure is you got some winners in there what do you
649:03 got some winners in there what do you got you know what you know what Mark
649:06 got you know what you know what Mark have a have a it's winter it's the
649:08 have a have a it's winter it's the holiday season have a gift my friend all
649:11 holiday season have a gift my friend all right man you know you know I'm unre it
649:14 right man you know you know I'm unre it it's a little rude a little rude I knew
649:17 it's a little rude a little rude I knew that hand is really the hand that just
649:18 that hand is really the hand that just keeps on giving isn't it all right cool
649:20 keeps on giving isn't it all right cool man well if there's another seven in
649:22 man well if there's another seven in here okay never mind oh well you know
649:24 here okay never mind oh well you know get all the way knows what's coming all
649:27 get all the way knows what's coming all right okay I do know what's coming it's
649:30 right okay I do know what's coming it's coming toob everybody excellent work
649:33 coming toob everybody excellent work excellent work Mark you show pan pan
649:35 excellent work Mark you show pan pan who's boss well I wasn't going to do it
649:36 who's boss well I wasn't going to do it right now you could have called down me
649:38 right now you could have called down me a friend request BL already why couldn't
649:41 a friend request BL already why couldn't I challenge that it's not a plus I guess
649:44 I challenge that it's not a plus I guess it wasn't a draw four so
649:47 it wasn't a draw four so I don't want to do this but I'm gonna
649:50 I don't want to do this but I'm gonna all right man I was going to get pan pan
649:52 all right man I was going to get pan pan to shove the [ __ ] do that me it's my
649:54 to shove the [ __ ] do that me it's my only blue play there you go thank
649:58 only blue play there you go thank you here here Mark you do whatever you
650:01 you here here Mark you do whatever you want good it Mark well I got to do I
650:03 want good it Mark well I got to do I can't get them cuz you guys aren't
650:05 can't get them cuz you guys aren't exactly setting up for the situation for
650:07 exactly setting up for the situation for me to get
650:08 me to get them wait we're going to set this all
650:10 them wait we're going to set this all the way around to pan pan Wade all the
650:13 the way around to pan pan Wade all the way around play your draw two playing it
650:16 way around play your draw two playing it now I got him eat this yeah get him yeah
650:19 now I got him eat this yeah get him yeah eat
650:25 that ha [ __ ] you pan
650:28 ha [ __ ] you pan pan
650:30 pan andk I think got okay well that's not
650:35 andk I think got okay well that's not favorite jump all right you got it man
650:38 favorite jump all right you got it man [ __ ] okay uh wait I'm only drawing one
650:41 [ __ ] okay uh wait I'm only drawing one card what is this oh yeah I didn't turn
650:44 card what is this oh yeah I didn't turn on draw a match oh well oh
650:51 today Bob make it yellow oh wait is it not draw match
650:53 yellow oh wait is it not draw match anymore oo interesting I didn't know
650:55 anymore oo interesting I didn't know that wasn't a default rule well I enjoy
650:58 that wasn't a default rule well I enjoy the win I guess
651:00 the win I guess yay what a fun game great job everybody
651:05 yay what a fun game great job everybody yeah that was why does pan pan get to be
651:08 yeah that was why does pan pan get to be in second place they like that's
651:09 in second place they like that's [ __ ] I agree what's pan pan doesn't
651:12 [ __ ] I agree what's pan pan doesn't even deserve to be [ __ ] here I don't
651:14 even deserve to be [ __ ] here I don't know man you guys you don't have to make
651:16 know man you guys you don't have to make an of every single NPC man I'm not
651:18 an of every single NPC man I'm not making enemy I'm just pointing out
651:20 making enemy I'm just pointing out better
651:22 better than more like it's like a fraternity
651:24 than more like it's like a fraternity where pan pan didn't go through the the
651:27 where pan pan didn't go through the the ritual you know the ha never had
651:29 ritual you know the ha never had anything in his book yeah the ritual
651:31 anything in his book yeah the ritual that's what they call
651:32 that's what they call it
651:34 it the the Brooklyn ritual the the hazelnut
651:38 the the Brooklyn ritual the the hazelnut hazing like whatever you call it it's
651:40 hazing like whatever you call it it's the
651:47 same great I have to do this the one card draw is pretty uh anticlimactic
651:51 card draw is pretty uh anticlimactic yeah every we should back out and fix
651:54 yeah every we should back out and fix that casual like oh it's a nice oh
652:00 that casual like oh it's a nice oh that's not very nice yeah it's not cuz I
652:03 that's not very nice yeah it's not cuz I was going to pass this on to Mark oh
652:04 was going to pass this on to Mark oh will you what if I pass this
652:11 on take that nice work Mark I knew that you thanks man thank you screw Pam fan
652:15 you thanks man thank you screw Pam fan am I right yeah
652:17 am I right yeah [ __ ] P pan pan kill him kill pan pan
652:22 [ __ ] P pan pan kill him kill pan pan actually stab pan pan yeah oh you
652:26 actually stab pan pan yeah oh you thought you had
652:28 thought you had me oh the darn it Oh I thought I had me
652:33 me oh the darn it Oh I thought I had me but I it was me the whole time having
652:34 but I it was me the whole time having you okay very different it's very
652:37 you okay very different it's very different when we're not drawn to a
652:39 different when we're not drawn to a bajillion I waade pass it on to mark why
652:44 bajillion I waade pass it on to mark why would you do this Mark what color you
652:46 would you do this Mark what color you got I don't know man all
652:49 got I don't know man all right great oh yep got him waade get him
652:55 right great oh yep got him waade get him come on Wade all right now it's this it
652:59 come on Wade all right now it's this it really is really oh that one car is
653:00 really is really oh that one car is really going to hold you back isn't it
653:03 really going to hold you back isn't it listen Mark I'm really sorry about
653:05 listen Mark I'm really sorry about this I get it thanks about to use some
653:08 this I get it thanks about to use some of that on you great pan Bob what does
653:11 of that on you great pan Bob what does pan pan have don't let him do it well
653:14 pan pan have don't let him do it well he's going to get this oh oh yeah dude
653:18 he's going to get this oh oh yeah dude [ __ ]
653:20 [ __ ] you I love The Color of Money Bob you
653:23 you I love The Color of Money Bob you want to give me the color of okay I I
653:26 want to give me the color of okay I I only had one thing I could play so it's
653:28 only had one thing I could play so it's fine I got a thing I could
653:31 fine I got a thing I could play color
653:39 money almost on that one too okay well never mind it's The Color of Money oh
653:43 never mind it's The Color of Money oh dude I Love Money draw that money with
653:46 dude I Love Money draw that money with fillm up my jows with that go ahead and
653:49 fillm up my jows with that go ahead and get rid of this pile of nonsense Bob
653:51 get rid of this pile of nonsense Bob take this hand please it's the Christmas
653:53 take this hand please it's the Christmas hand of hell damn it all right oh Mark
653:56 hand of hell damn it all right oh Mark take it from me do I why do I have a
653:59 take it from me do I why do I have a choice why do I don't have a choice
654:02 choice why do I don't have a choice playing we're playing on training wheels
654:04 playing we're playing on training wheels this this baby mode this baby Uno I
654:06 this this baby mode this baby Uno I don't know what happened I didn't
654:07 don't know what happened I didn't realize that wasn't the default way it
654:08 realize that wasn't the default way it happened babo all right back to green
654:11 happened babo all right back to green why do you want
654:13 why do you want green welcome to Babo
654:17 green welcome to Babo all right I guess I'm doing this well
654:19 all right I guess I'm doing this well this is fun
654:20 this is fun yeah all right more it's
654:25 yeah all right more it's yell the Eight's
654:28 yell the Eight's going yeah I you suck what do you mean I
654:32 going yeah I you suck what do you mean I suck you suck suck you an eight train
654:35 suck you suck suck you an eight train going and I didn't have an eight what am
654:36 going and I didn't have an eight what am I going to do fart an eight out I can't
654:38 I going to do fart an eight out I can't make an eight come out th air you can I
654:40 make an eight come out th air you can I can't think about what you [ __ ] done
654:43 can't think about what you [ __ ] done I'm think I will not you know what an
654:45 I'm think I will not you know what an eight okay okay well who does red who
654:48 eight okay okay well who does red who does red I'm going to challenge it I'm
654:50 does red I'm going to challenge it I'm going challenge
654:52 going challenge it well okay you see why I wanted red
654:55 it well okay you see why I wanted red yeah that's a smart move that's a smart
654:57 yeah that's a smart move that's a smart move that's that would be a smart move
654:58 move that's that would be a smart move yeah no no Panda well that didn't
655:03 yeah no no Panda well that didn't really really change that
655:05 really really change that much I guess I'm okay with that I don't
655:08 much I guess I'm okay with that I don't know oh P Bob man that really would have
655:13 know oh P Bob man that really would have been
655:15 been something what got him you
655:18 something what got him you panda
655:20 panda no all right good job guys than I had
655:23 no all right good job guys than I had two H apparently we can still jump in
655:26 two H apparently we can still jump in yeah that seems stupid yeah we should
655:29 yeah that seems stupid yeah we should have turned off all the fun things let's
655:31 have turned off all the fun things let's uh let's get out of here and fix this
655:32 uh let's get out of here and fix this one yeah baby there's a bad room wait
655:35 one yeah baby there's a bad room wait you host the room wait you know the good
655:37 you host the room wait you know the good settings you know I don't have any
655:39 settings you know I don't have any penguin deck oh God I'm stuck with Rudy
655:42 penguin deck oh God I'm stuck with Rudy and cook
655:45 and cook [Laughter]
655:47 [Laughter] which deck you guys
655:54 want winter winter deck make it winter he's not wi up wi I'm afraid of winter
655:58 he's not wi up wi I'm afraid of winter cuz that one got claimed
656:00 cuz that one got claimed before twitch is not
656:02 before twitch is not safe well what are they going to do take
656:05 safe well what are they going to do take your channel away yes
656:07 your channel away yes fine stream on YouTube it's a good
656:10 fine stream on YouTube it's a good Rayman or
656:16 dance whatever you want man yeah Destiny is calling you
656:25 my flip let's see if this makes my mic
656:27 flip let's see if this makes my mic sound better sounded real bad for a
656:30 sound better sounded real bad for a second there no it's fine only thing
656:33 second there no it's fine only thing flip has disabl is
656:35 flip has disabl is uh uh 70 there's no changing hands all
656:40 uh uh 70 there's no changing hands all right I I can't enable that on that um
656:43 right I I can't enable that on that um how do I invite people by clicking
656:47 how do I invite people by clicking there God what are you doing what are
656:50 there God what are you doing what are you doing is that not a good sound no
656:53 you doing is that not a good sound no sound of cloth on cloth ah you know
656:56 sound of cloth on cloth ah you know oddly enough it's not
657:02 good all right this is it how do we how does flip go again I know you flip don't
657:04 does flip go again I know you flip don't say you flip oh
657:06 say you flip oh no but you flip all right I get it no no
657:09 no but you flip all right I get it no no no no I wasn't going to say it cuz you
657:11 no no I wasn't going to say it cuz you told me not to say it appreciate that
657:12 told me not to say it appreciate that appreciate appreciate you just actually
657:14 appreciate appreciate you just actually say dick instead of deck
657:17 say dick instead of deck no me too me either all
657:27 right a yes a double sided yep that is flip all right we're
657:30 sided yep that is flip all right we're changing go first I did what thank you
657:33 changing go first I did what thank you okay I don't like let's make it
657:34 okay I don't like let's make it interesting right off the bat then okay
657:36 interesting right off the bat then okay I don't like any of this that's
657:37 I don't like any of this that's happening you know what's interesting
657:40 happening you know what's interesting interesting interesting nothing I like
657:41 interesting interesting nothing I like how dramatic the flip music
657:44 how dramatic the flip music is what does this do oh what does that
657:46 is what does this do oh what does that mean oh yeah it's just I go
657:49 mean oh yeah it's just I go again I'm going to draw now and do this
657:53 again I'm going to draw now and do this play you dastardly bastardly man that's
657:57 play you dastardly bastardly man that's all part of my plan eat this dick hole
658:00 all part of my plan eat this dick hole eat this dick hole eat okay oh my God I
658:05 eat this dick hole eat okay oh my God I thought R2 was going to get you I did
658:08 thought R2 was going to get you I did too but here I can get you no my dick
658:10 too but here I can get you no my dick hole dick hole
658:13 hole dick hole no oh dare you is this like uh knockoff
658:18 no oh dare you is this like uh knockoff like courtroom music with the heavy
658:20 like courtroom music with the heavy piano yeah it really is I do like it I
658:22 piano yeah it really is I do like it I do like it it's good uh let's go welcome
658:25 do like it it's good uh let's go welcome to the People's
658:27 to the People's Court yeah well the music got really
658:29 Court yeah well the music got really undramatic when I said it so that was
658:32 undramatic when I said it so that was unfortunate time music's just here to
658:33 unfortunate time music's just here to mess with you yeah why why isn't there a
658:36 mess with you yeah why why isn't there a game mode with just these flip side
658:37 game mode with just these flip side cards and not this whole flipping back
658:39 cards and not this whole flipping back and forth between boring and exciting
658:41 and forth between boring and exciting fun Mark you're
658:44 fun Mark you're fun how
658:47 fun how this many
658:49 this many way everyone skipped the heck he got
658:53 way everyone skipped the heck he got like a lot of cards oh poopies we all
658:56 like a lot of cards oh poopies we all have that's not uhoh oh Archie [ __ ] uh
659:00 have that's not uhoh oh Archie [ __ ] uh okay I thought that was the grabby I
659:03 okay I thought that was the grabby I forgot seven is not on in this mode [ __ ]
659:07 forgot seven is not on in this mode [ __ ] wow it's way funnier when you have to
659:09 wow it's way funnier when you have to keep drawing I like that that's
659:11 keep drawing I like that that's hilarious I like the one the one card
659:14 hilarious I like the one the one card draw God that's I don't care who you are
659:17 draw God that's I don't care who you are that's funny you do this to me easily
659:19 that's funny you do this to me easily it's that color what else was I well
659:21 it's that color what else was I well there we
659:22 there we go I'm with you wa I hate drawing cards
659:24 go I'm with you wa I hate drawing cards damn I hate drawing cards hey come on
659:28 damn I hate drawing cards hey come on Mark me come on man the
659:33 Mark me come on man the H suck I'm so sorry yeah well I'm sorry
659:37 H suck I'm so sorry yeah well I'm sorry about
659:39 about this come on you showed us man I did you
659:42 this come on you showed us man I did you are showed what does this do
659:46 are showed what does this do that flips it back or something no it
659:48 that flips it back or something no it doesn't that's the
659:50 doesn't that's the wild I
659:53 wild I guess challenge or decline you can
659:56 guess challenge or decline you can challenge get get boned I didn't know
660:00 challenge get get boned I didn't know what did Mark I
660:03 what did Mark I can't you fool hey I don't know what it
660:12 did you okay what's wrong with you stop it stop it right now you stop that you
660:16 it stop it right now you stop that you got that oh hey Archie how do you like
660:20 got that oh hey Archie how do you like them apples do of AR that's what you get
660:23 them apples do of AR that's what you get if you saved it you could have really
660:25 if you saved it you could have really gotten me but you didn't suck you you
660:28 gotten me but you didn't suck you you guys have the same amount of cards I
660:30 guys have the same amount of cards I might have deserved that all right we're
660:32 might have deserved that all right we're going back I think de okay well this is
660:35 going back I think de okay well this is less
660:37 less exciting you're less exciting what's
660:39 exciting you're less exciting what's wrong with you oh I'm jumping eat this B
660:44 wrong with you oh I'm jumping eat this B come on man whoa go
660:46 come on man whoa go I wanted to save Wade I hate you Wade
660:50 I wanted to save Wade I hate you Wade though pull it here have it back I hate
660:59 you uh get him Mark thanks man I guess we're
661:01 man I guess we're flipping okay good job that's what I had
661:07 flipping okay good job that's what I had man um get him Wade oh
661:12 man um get him Wade oh here all right yeah take
661:16 here all right yeah take us oh come on now man hey
661:21 us oh come on now man hey man oh we obviously I have to challenge
661:23 man oh we obviously I have to challenge it ohy
661:31 dokie it's only four I'll survive I have so many to go
661:40 away why me ah shoot listen I have to okay I have kicking our ass I have toie
661:44 okay I have kicking our ass I have toie is
661:44 is kicking what am I going to do Mark get
661:47 kicking what am I going to do Mark get him
661:49 him what here we go oh he's got a reverse
661:53 what here we go oh he's got a reverse all right he has an orange he has an
661:54 all right he has an orange he has an orange he has an orange he saved
661:57 orange he has an orange he saved it this is how I do this is what I do oh
662:01 it this is how I do this is what I do oh my God professional level Uno plays over
662:05 my God professional level Uno plays over here yeah buddy let's go
662:08 here yeah buddy let's go back good call sad I'm confused again
662:12 back good call sad I'm confused again there we go take that love eights I also
662:14 there we go take that love eights I also love Eights
662:20 oh I'm jumping oh dude you jumping dude keep
662:23 jumping oh dude you jumping dude keep going keep it going Mark I will keep it
662:26 going keep it going Mark I will keep it going yeah dude keep it going
662:30 going yeah dude keep it going Mar yeah yeah all right I me again how
662:36 Mar yeah yeah all right I me again how do you still have so many cards shut up
662:40 do you still have so many cards shut up question all right okay I'm jumping oh
662:44 question all right okay I'm jumping oh thank you sir w
662:47 thank you sir w wow now you may play okay well that's
662:50 wow now you may play okay well that's cool all right good job everybody take
662:54 cool all right good job everybody take that
662:55 that Archie big bulgy eyes Archie listen
662:59 Archie big bulgy eyes Archie listen Archie baby oh baby
663:03 Archie baby oh baby wow
663:04 wow okay damn just hand it to you man Archie
663:09 okay damn just hand it to you man Archie just really handed that over I'm pretty
663:11 just really handed that over I'm pretty sure he could have known what I had in
663:12 sure he could have known what I had in my hand if he wanted to yeah yeah God
663:15 my hand if he wanted to yeah yeah God you earn XP real slow in this game this
663:17 you earn XP real slow in this game this is really sad don't be embarrassed about
663:20 is really sad don't be embarrassed about your 26 Mark it's okay H yeah yeah yeah
663:24 your 26 Mark it's okay H yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah although I do have to say wait
663:26 yeah yeah although I do have to say wait how do you only have level 41 or
663:28 how do you only have level 41 or whatever when you play this with other
663:30 whatever when you play this with other people than us and I've only ever played
663:32 people than us and I've only ever played this with with us am I dying am I dying
663:35 this with with us am I dying am I dying I don't know am I dying my I was trying
663:37 I don't know am I dying my I was trying to jump in now my card is permanently
663:39 to jump in now my card is permanently stuck up and glowing and I'm like I
663:42 stuck up and glowing and I'm like I think I'm dying I'm fine I'm fine
663:50 all right it's all good am I dying am I dying
663:52 dying fix are you fixed Mark I'm good I'm good
663:55 fix are you fixed Mark I'm good I'm good now good is good I'm good now I'm good
663:57 now good is good I'm good now I'm good bro bruh BR you got to really commit
663:59 bro bruh BR you got to really commit either jump or don't okay well I tried
664:02 either jump or don't okay well I tried man it's my fault for clicking not
664:03 man it's my fault for clicking not pressing buttons yeah I click I click I
664:06 pressing buttons yeah I click I click I don't press butt oh you click this wait
664:09 don't press butt oh you click this wait a minute I click I I click that ooh yeah
664:15 a minute I click I I click that ooh yeah yeah Oh Daddy fill me up wait a minute
664:18 yeah Oh Daddy fill me up wait a minute he can challenge that though but he
664:20 he can challenge that though but he didn't like a
664:22 didn't like a scrub AR he really really he doesn't
664:25 scrub AR he really really he doesn't know he can challenge dude he's probably
664:27 know he can challenge dude he's probably licking his nuts if you could wouldn't
664:30 licking his nuts if you could wouldn't you if you
664:31 you if you could maybe like one
664:35 could maybe like one time I mean yeah I don't know if I would
664:37 time I mean yeah I don't know if I would choose that as my method of like
664:39 choose that as my method of like cleaning them over a shower yeah but
664:41 cleaning them over a shower yeah but like one time
664:42 like one time sure but like yeah like yeah yeah
664:46 sure but like yeah like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's just a oh come on
664:49 yeah yeah yeah that's just a oh come on man no I don't even know whose turn is
664:52 man no I don't even know whose turn is the skip my
664:54 the skip my turn
664:55 turn flip all right we're going back baby
664:58 flip all right we're going back baby we're going okay okay okay okay okay
665:02 we're going okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
665:07 okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay we're going back baby I really tried to
665:09 we're going back baby I really tried to think if there was anything else I could
665:10 think if there was anything else I could do but there was not m m- mm-m M
665:16 do but there was not m m- mm-m M mhm well that's rude well it wasn't a
665:20 mhm well that's rude well it wasn't a cuz of a Skip it's more of M so I have
665:22 cuz of a Skip it's more of M so I have to draw 50 oh thank you Mark you saved
665:25 to draw 50 oh thank you Mark you saved me again I am a gracious Lord gracious
665:29 me again I am a gracious Lord gracious we're going back lord okay the flump oh
665:33 we're going back lord okay the flump oh that's good for it Mark this actually is
665:35 that's good for it Mark this actually is good for it
665:37 good for it because
665:39 because bro Bob change the
665:42 bro Bob change the color I don't get to do anything oh Bob
665:45 color I don't get to do anything oh Bob change color
665:53 ah well played Bob well play well played Bob well
665:57 play well played Bob well [Music]
665:58 [Music] damn well played Bob well
666:05 damn all right I can't do anything else all right okay that was close that was
666:07 all right okay that was close that was close to a win I was close what does
666:10 close to a win I was close what does Arie have do we now I have no idea this
666:12 Arie have do we now I have no idea this is sad it's a green nine oh this is
666:14 is sad it's a green nine oh this is unfortunate for me flip back oh come on
666:16 unfortunate for me flip back oh come on Mark you can do it I did
666:19 Mark you can do it I did it all right not blue all right Bob and
666:24 it all right not blue all right Bob and I are in first and first
666:29 place oh I save
666:41 you wow man honestly Mark's laying down his life over here I still probably
666:43 his life over here I still probably deserve that oh my God
666:46 deserve that oh my God oh my
666:48 oh my God
666:50 God back be my turn now no oh boy I wasn't
666:55 back be my turn now no oh boy I wasn't paying attention I wasn't paying
666:56 paying attention I wasn't paying attention no know it's probably green
667:00 attention no know it's probably green though get a Mark I will here we
667:05 though get a Mark I will here we go get him better than that you got it
667:08 go get him better than that you got it buddy all right he uped by one he got me
667:12 buddy all right he uped by one he got me five instead of four
667:15 five instead of four damn it get a Mark I will watch
667:26 this please not that anything but that Mark go again oh you got it me Mark
667:30 Mark go again oh you got it me Mark never
667:32 never mind wow Mark I feel like Wade really
667:36 mind wow Mark I feel like Wade really just betrayed you there I feel like did
667:38 just betrayed you there I feel like did but it's okay it's cool we chill it's
667:40 but it's okay it's cool we chill it's all right dude did you want up me and
667:42 all right dude did you want up me and give me a six when you only gave Bob
667:43 give me a six when you only gave Bob five what the [ __ ] he
667:46 five what the [ __ ] he dude look I just the thing is I don't
667:48 dude look I just the thing is I don't like you I like
667:49 like you I like Bob I could tell what we
667:53 Bob I could tell what we do Mark what do we do not
667:57 do Mark what do we do not over well we're going back okay we're
668:00 over well we're going back okay we're going blue eight I got a blue
668:04 going blue eight I got a blue eight well we're going back that short
668:06 eight well we're going back that short live Mark has a yellow
668:08 live Mark has a yellow too I'm glad that information gaining
668:11 too I'm glad that information gaining round was good for you guys really that
668:14 round was good for you guys really that was really un saved you Mom godamn it I
668:17 was really un saved you Mom godamn it I I saved you you should have remembered
668:19 I saved you you should have remembered you should have remembered you should
668:20 you should have remembered you should have remembered you should have you
668:22 have remembered you should have you should have remembered you should
668:23 should have remembered you should remember you should have remembered you
668:25 remember you should have remembered you should remembered you should have
668:27 should remembered you should have remembered you should have remembered oh
668:29 remembered you should have remembered oh my God you should have remembered you
668:31 my God you should have remembered you remember you remember you remember you
668:33 remember you remember you remember you remember you should remember God you
668:35 remember you should remember God you remember oh my god oh jeez oh you
668:38 remember oh my god oh jeez oh you remember oh my God you oh there we go
668:47 he just threw 18 you should have remembered you should
668:50 18 you should have remembered you should have
668:56 remembered oh [ __ ] oh my God you didn't remember oh my God I had Li in my mouth
668:59 remember oh my God I had Li in my mouth that whole [ __ ] time and I was trying
669:01 that whole [ __ ] time and I was trying so hard not to die oh my God I hope you
669:04 so hard not to die oh my God I hope you did I wish you did you know oh man that
669:08 did I wish you did you know oh man that is so unfortunate can I say that that's
669:11 is so unfortunate can I say that that's really unlucky it's very strange yeah
669:13 really unlucky it's very strange yeah that is very unfortunate hard hard to
669:16 that is very unfortunate hard hard to believe that's the route take
669:19 believe that's the route take it
669:21 it h i I try to do that oh well wait a
669:26 h i I try to do that oh well wait a second don't autoplay okay Bob take
669:31 second don't autoplay okay Bob take it listen I don't need I'm doing
669:34 it listen I don't need I'm doing everything I can here for you man I
669:35 everything I can here for you man I saved you B why wa you and actually Mak
669:38 saved you B why wa you and actually Mak sense I screwed more than me I do not
669:42 sense I screwed more than me I do not again okay thank you
669:46 again okay thank you [ __ ] good luck changing the color you
669:49 [ __ ] good luck changing the color you a-holes this one's mine all right man
669:53 a-holes this one's mine all right man steal it it oh wait no I forgot I got it
669:56 steal it it oh wait no I forgot I got it oh oh I got it pass it on Rie oh he's
670:00 oh oh I got it pass it on Rie oh he's got this no okay didn't go as plan that
670:03 got this no okay didn't go as plan that might just be the game oh that's not the
670:05 might just be the game oh that's not the game okay keeping track what color is
670:08 game okay keeping track what color is this stop making it red stop wait making
670:13 this stop making it red stop wait making it red oh oh got
670:17 it red oh oh got him okay oh well that's really going out
670:22 him okay oh well that's really going out of the Wayside there yeah man that was
670:24 of the Wayside there yeah man that was almost terrible for you that was just
670:26 almost terrible for you that was just right
670:27 right there uhhuh we're going
670:30 there uhhuh we're going back come on come on come come on I want
670:34 back come on come on come come on I want you do it come on I want you do it come
670:38 you do it come on I want you do it come on do it I want you take that
670:40 on do it I want you take that Arie calm
670:42 Arie calm down just kidding
670:56 no I can't even see all my cards just bugging
670:58 bugging out
671:00 out no Mar you have so many cards that can't
671:03 no Mar you have so many cards that can't even all be displayed all in one row
671:06 even all be displayed all in one row impressive man really
671:08 impressive man really cool I can't believe I can't believe how
671:11 cool I can't believe I can't believe how many how many you Mark I hate for you to
671:13 many how many you Mark I hate for you to get stuck here God
671:16 get stuck here God oh
671:19 oh god oh y cool cool cool cool it's a
671:24 god oh y cool cool cool cool it's a really close you know what Mark give you
671:26 really close you know what Mark give you a chance to play some of those bad boys
671:28 a chance to play some of those bad boys come on buddy you know how many plus
671:30 come on buddy you know how many plus fives and duplicate numbers I
671:32 fives and duplicate numbers I have
671:34 have none you have no duplicate number no
671:37 none you have no duplicate number no duplicates wait sorry I have two
671:40 duplicates wait sorry I have two duplicates I have two duplicates don't
671:43 duplicates I have two duplicates don't worry Mark I'm catching up
671:46 worry Mark I'm catching up I'm on my way buddy no you are not you
671:48 I'm on my way buddy no you are not you will never get my eyes SC all cards I've
671:51 will never get my eyes SC all cards I've only got two colors in my oh God okay
671:55 only got two colors in my oh God okay okay everything is fine it's
671:57 okay everything is fine it's fine I got it thanks buddy [ __ ] you Arie
672:03 fine I got it thanks buddy [ __ ] you Arie oh no Archie listen listen man okay
672:07 oh no Archie listen listen man okay oh oh [ __ ] just shut up you shut up
672:12 oh oh [ __ ] just shut up you shut up you sit there you be quiet what this
672:14 you sit there you be quiet what this means but I'm going to do it I guess you
672:17 means but I'm going to do it I guess you know it's great you know I I want to
672:19 know it's great you know I I want to challenge does that mean you have to
672:20 challenge does that mean you have to draw cards Mark does
672:29 now 30 that's got to be some kind of world
672:30 world record boy there's only two [ __ ]
672:33 record boy there's only two [ __ ] colors in this damn deck take that
672:37 colors in this damn deck take that Archie you some don't do it
672:40 Archie you some don't do it again okay that's good that's good
672:42 again okay that's good that's good that's good that's good I was the only
672:44 that's good that's good I was the only one who had a chance okay here we go I I
672:48 one who had a chance okay here we go I I literally 4 5 6 7 8 9 let's go back to
672:51 literally 4 5 6 7 8 9 let's go back to the other side I hate this
672:54 the other side I hate this land holy [ __ ] oh my God I can't view my
672:58 land holy [ __ ] oh my God I can't view my Reds it's broken there you can't see
673:00 Reds it's broken there you can't see youred does he have too
673:02 youred does he have too many my turn Mark here
673:07 many my turn Mark here thanks hey Mark go the other way go the
673:09 thanks hey Mark go the other way go the other way all right you got it buds you
673:11 other way all right you got it buds you know there you go Oh my Jesus you Jesus
673:14 know there you go Oh my Jesus you Jesus left
673:16 left God help me please help me Oh I thought
673:19 God help me please help me Oh I thought that was going to be a we're going back
673:21 that was going to be a we're going back all
673:22 all right thank God the color of my deck is
673:25 right thank God the color of my deck is so varied on this side I guess I'm
673:28 so varied on this side I guess I'm playing that one I didn't want to go
673:30 playing that one I didn't want to go Choice good choice good choice you
673:32 Choice good choice good choice you trying to keep your cards right Mark is
673:34 trying to keep your cards right Mark is that not the idea yeah you know it buddy
673:36 that not the idea yeah you know it buddy you know it High wins is that possible
673:39 you know it High wins is that possible easily Bob please please Bob please no
673:42 easily Bob please please Bob please no that's fine I'll accept it uh
673:46 that's fine I'll accept it uh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I could have play oh no
673:50 oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I could have play oh no how are you guys jumping in and I get no
673:52 how are you guys jumping in and I get no opportunities I have every card I have
673:55 opportunities I have every card I have every card to count how many cards you
674:05 have you got to give the Ubisoft you play count some time to
674:08 play count some time to calculate never mind Hey Archie oh my
674:12 calculate never mind Hey Archie oh my God
674:13 God yeah oh I
674:16 yeah oh I thought yeah that pause where you're
674:18 thought yeah that pause where you're like they could play something is is
674:22 like they could play something is is always
674:24 always okay all right gang watch out that
674:28 okay all right gang watch out that double number having a lot of cards sure
674:30 double number having a lot of cards sure comes with Benefits am I right Mark yeah
674:31 comes with Benefits am I right Mark yeah it sure does MHM aha that's coming up on
674:34 it sure does MHM aha that's coming up on me now yeah it's my time I do that what
674:37 me now yeah it's my time I do that what is that I've not seen a turn since I had
674:40 is that I've not seen a turn since I had gray hairies they we're just going to
674:41 gray hairies they we're just going to Flom them around all right flp this see
674:45 Flom them around all right flp this see what we got
674:48 what we got baby going right on back
674:51 baby going right on back [Laughter]
674:52 [Laughter] [Music]
675:01 baby okay funny you dead yet is that why you're laughing I just I wasn't
675:05 you're laughing I just I wasn't expecting to immediately go right
675:07 expecting to immediately go right back fair enough nice no bro yes
675:13 back fair enough nice no bro yes bro here go
675:16 bro here go bro dying I think he's gone he's gone Fu
675:19 bro dying I think he's gone he's gone Fu dying oh [ __ ] me what does it even mean
675:23 dying oh [ __ ] me what does it even mean you made it the color you like at
675:25 you made it the color you like at least [ __ ] you Arie challenge him do
675:31 least [ __ ] you Arie challenge him do it oh what what what what does it do
675:35 it oh what what what what does it do that card doesn't make any goddamn sense
675:38 that card doesn't make any goddamn sense no it does not oh okay oh yeah here
675:41 no it does not oh okay oh yeah here comes this nonsense card no not the
675:44 comes this nonsense card no not the nonsense card card yeah try the nonsense
675:47 nonsense card card yeah try the nonsense card why do that there is every
675:50 card why do that there is every way what there is every way yeah take
675:54 way what there is every way yeah take that punishment whatever it is why am I
675:57 that punishment whatever it is why am I so many cards what happened it's a
675:59 so many cards what happened it's a mystery you'll never know I remember the
676:02 mystery you'll never know I remember the last time we played this eventually
676:04 last time we played this eventually someone explained it to us too but then
676:05 someone explained it to us too but then I don't remember what the explanation
676:07 I don't remember what the explanation was lost to all
676:10 was lost to all time okay well this
676:13 time okay well this going okay well got to keep going then
676:17 going okay well got to keep going then me Jee sorry I was just really
676:21 me Jee sorry I was just really excited I don't get to play I'm an idiot
676:24 excited I don't get to play I'm an idiot I'm an idiot I'm an idiot it's okay man
676:27 I'm an idiot I'm an idiot it's okay man it's okay it's all right Archie the
676:30 it's okay it's all right Archie the power of this weird card don't do it
676:33 power of this weird card don't do it don't do it wait don't do it don't do it
676:35 don't do it wait don't do it don't do it wait no you RG wait no and you just you
676:39 wait no you RG wait no and you just you D what yep yep yep yep plus two sure yep
676:46 D what yep yep yep yep plus two sure yep uh I guess I have to what color we want
676:49 uh I guess I have to what color we want this
677:01 one I'm going to take a sip nobody be [ __ ] funny for a minute no okay take
677:05 [ __ ] funny for a minute no okay take that RT draw anywhere between zero and
677:07 that RT draw anywhere between zero and 30
677:08 30 cards that was the first non-painful sip
677:11 cards that was the first non-painful sip I've had in an
677:12 I've had in an hour what is this here he threw one
677:16 hour what is this here he threw one card never seen that before in my
677:26 life oh man jeez okay I'm just going to play wait what happened to me getting
677:28 play wait what happened to me getting what someone I jumped in on your card
677:30 what someone I jumped in on your card don't I wanted it so
677:33 don't I wanted it so bad well we're going back somebody quick
677:36 bad well we're going back somebody quick flip it the other way uh I can't do that
677:39 flip it the other way uh I can't do that I can pass this along I the one time I
677:41 I can pass this along I the one time I don't have those chill I am so o how do
677:45 don't have those chill I am so o how do you like that Archie yeah it stings
677:47 you like that Archie yeah it stings doesn't
677:49 doesn't it oh I don't like the way you said that
677:53 it oh I don't like the way you said that but all
677:55 but all right I thought I had good cards in my
677:57 right I thought I had good cards in my hand but it turns out I just had a
677:59 hand but it turns out I just had a hand all right
678:01 hand all right man I mean a hand is acceptable is a
678:05 man I mean a hand is acceptable is a hand not good it's
678:12 average oh this is nice this is normal this feels good it's does feel more
678:15 this feels good it's does feel more normal when we get back to this side of
678:17 normal when we get back to this side of things now yeah next side the flip side
678:20 things now yeah next side the flip side is a crack den of just like chaos
678:22 is a crack den of just like chaos destuction I forgot I can oh say can you
678:27 destuction I forgot I can oh say can you play Arie listen man he won't listen
678:31 play Arie listen man he won't listen he's too listening to
678:33 he's too listening to me AR come on I know you're a cat but
678:36 me AR come on I know you're a cat but come on
678:38 come on man me's not the time right Bob
678:46 yeah you one day I'll be dead you guys will be like actually his jokes weren't
678:47 will be like actually his jokes weren't that bad and that'll be the
678:50 that bad and that'll be the day Geniuses are only appreciated after
678:53 day Geniuses are only appreciated after they're gone am I right thank you thank
678:55 they're gone am I right thank you thank you Bob that's the nicest thing you've
678:56 you Bob that's the nicest thing you've ever indirectly not really said about me
678:58 ever indirectly not really said about me but just made a statement about in
678:59 but just made a statement about in general you can draw whatever conclusion
679:02 general you can draw whatever conclusion you might want from
679:04 you might want from that guys want to see an absolute
679:07 that guys want to see an absolute sociopath play no no no why would we
679:12 sociopath play no no no why would we want
679:13 want that why we want
679:16 that why we want that why would we want that why would
679:18 that why would we want that why would anybody want that not sure not sure
679:22 anybody want that not sure not sure nobody wanted that here Mark tell them
679:24 nobody wanted that here Mark tell them the what four here here's what four and
679:26 the what four here here's what four and first of
679:28 first of all get him again I'm going I didn't
679:31 all get him again I'm going I didn't even get a chance to
679:34 even get a chance to Buck you got so excited about getting
679:37 Buck you got so excited about getting getting that card out of your head no
679:39 getting that card out of your head no never popped up it never even popped up
679:41 never popped up it never even popped up sure sure likely story sure sure uhhuh
679:46 sure sure likely story sure sure uhhuh this will make Wade sad you g to get mad
679:48 this will make Wade sad you g to get mad at Archie Archie sad what waade okay
679:52 at Archie Archie sad what waade okay thank God it's okay no one can ever win
679:54 thank God it's okay no one can ever win with my heal oh okay wait think about
679:57 with my heal oh okay wait think about this we're going
680:00 this we're going back okay wait how am I the one with
680:04 back okay wait how am I the one with stack of trunk of cards and everybody
680:06 stack of trunk of cards and everybody else is all living in their life having
680:09 else is all living in their life having not a lot of cards what happened
680:13 not a lot of cards what happened here oh man come on man five all right I
680:19 here oh man come on man five all right I like that this is good stuff come on
680:22 like that this is good stuff come on man this is good
680:39 stuff oh no this is it baby oh man that hey wait a minute
680:41 hey wait a minute challenge hey hey hey hey
680:45 challenge hey hey hey hey hey you like more than me I had to
680:48 hey you like more than me I had to protect
680:49 protect himy next time you'll pick your allies
680:52 himy next time you'll pick your allies better Mark like chickens are coming
680:55 better Mark like chickens are coming home to roost Mark yeah your chickens
680:57 home to roost Mark yeah your chickens are coming up your ass to roost you're
680:59 are coming up your ass to roost you're in what no we're going back now what
681:03 in what no we're going back now what what and we're going back again okay
681:07 what and we're going back again okay done telling you the what for I don't
681:10 done telling you the what for I don't have what fors all right I'm done
681:12 have what fors all right I'm done telling you the let's go we're going
681:16 telling you the let's go we're going back Bob take us uh let's go back baby I
681:19 back Bob take us uh let's go back baby I like it back on the other side come on
681:26 now a I thought it was going to keep it going God damn you and you and hell to
681:29 going God damn you and you and hell to hell with you you you in hell to hell
681:33 hell with you you you in hell to hell you are you go to down there thanks man
681:36 you are you go to down there thanks man thanks for the assist thank you really
681:39 thanks for the assist thank you really got him with that one yeah I told him
681:41 got him with that one yeah I told him roasted him roasted him alive told told
681:44 roasted him roasted him alive told told him for what uh-oh here we go uhoh here
681:47 him for what uh-oh here we go uhoh here comes some number of cards I just accept
681:50 comes some number of cards I just accept the punishment and you draw two cards
681:53 the punishment and you draw two cards sure that's fine all right this is the
681:57 sure that's fine all right this is the thing I jump in on my own card all right
682:00 thing I jump in on my own card all right wait do you want to never mind going
682:02 wait do you want to never mind going back well oh Mark I'm so sorry why shut
682:07 back well oh Mark I'm so sorry why shut up stop go away I hate you I'm giving
682:09 up stop go away I hate you I'm giving you what you gave to Bob what why oh
682:12 you what you gave to Bob what why oh five
682:15 five all right well okay I wish I had a three
682:18 all right well okay I wish I had a three but I just can't oh there it is oh there
682:21 but I just can't oh there it is oh there it is oh here it is three of
682:25 it is oh here it is three of them here we go was that an entire round
682:27 them here we go was that an entire round where no one did any dumb [ __ ] well
682:29 where no one did any dumb [ __ ] well I was trying to but everyone got in my
682:31 I was trying to but everyone got in my way here you go oh come on bro not like
682:34 way here you go oh come on bro not like that oh I'm going to get so dumb on you
682:36 that oh I'm going to get so dumb on you kick it like a leg I'm going to get so
682:38 kick it like a leg I'm going to get so dumb all over you
682:42 dumb all over you hey yourself you know what
682:45 hey yourself you know what oh
682:46 oh wow does that feel good to pun oh no
682:51 wow does that feel good to pun oh no wait a minute there's no way challenge
682:52 wait a minute there's no way challenge it challenge it there's no way oh i d
682:54 it challenge it there's no way oh i d challenge it never mind sorry man that
682:56 challenge it never mind sorry man that was bad advice I really had bad advice
682:59 was bad advice I really had bad advice challenge it man a bad advice got your
683:00 challenge it man a bad advice got your worth out of that one yeah man I'm sorry
683:02 worth out of that one yeah man I'm sorry oh get him Wade get him Wade oh I got
683:05 oh get him Wade get him Wade oh I got him I don't have that color oh sorry
683:10 him I don't have that color oh sorry what makes you think I have that the
683:12 what makes you think I have that the fact that you have nine CS oh my God
683:15 fact that you have nine CS oh my God kill me just kill me kill me kill me oh
683:19 kill me just kill me kill me kill me oh come on man that's not fun kill me kill
683:22 come on man that's not fun kill me kill you all right that's fair I'll take it
683:25 you all right that's fair I'll take it listen hey oh oh
683:29 listen hey oh oh no what red not good enough for
683:38 you why that color it's a good color draw col it's a terrible color
683:42 color draw col it's a terrible color it's look at how many cards Archie just
683:43 it's look at how many cards Archie just had to draw oh I misclicked no I didn't
683:45 had to draw oh I misclicked no I didn't it was just really light okay well I'll
683:47 it was just really light okay well I'll just do this again we're going
683:50 just do this again we're going back oh no well that's not of things
683:52 back oh no well that's not of things that I want to
683:57 have does that feel does that feel good way does that feel good to do does it
683:59 way does that feel good to do does it feel good feel good does this feel good
684:02 feel good feel good does this feel good does you know
684:04 does you know what
684:06 what ha dude sick color choice I why do I
684:09 ha dude sick color choice I why do I have to oh there we go
684:13 have to oh there we go oo I
684:15 oo I so much effort to get to that
684:22 color keep trumping me with sevens poopy doties all right I'm really sorry if
684:23 doties all right I'm really sorry if this goes any further than Arie I don't
684:25 this goes any further than Arie I don't have any control over it
684:27 have any control over it okay I call BL she would not have been
684:30 okay I call BL she would not have been sorry if that would have gone farther no
684:31 sorry if that would have gone farther no not really I was just trying to talk you
684:33 not really I was just trying to talk you guys down yeah it's okay oh you have
684:35 guys down yeah it's okay oh you have eight cards you calm down your booty
684:37 eight cards you calm down your booty thank God at least oh thank you Archie
684:39 thank God at least oh thank you Archie you actually saved me there by dumping
684:41 you actually saved me there by dumping in there all right Archie change the
684:43 in there all right Archie change the color my man I hate all of you I hate
684:47 color my man I hate all of you I hate all of you I hate all of you I just good
684:50 all of you I hate all of you I just good work
684:50 work AR that's just a general statement it's
684:53 AR that's just a general statement it's just it's unpleasant to be around you
684:56 just it's unpleasant to be around you less good work body odor like just body
685:00 less good work body odor like just body odor what are you talking about all of
685:02 odor what are you talking about all of you every of you every of you all of
685:07 you every of you every of you all of wait I don't Mark let's talk about every
685:09 wait I don't Mark let's talk about every of you I'm not talking to
685:11 of you I'm not talking to you you pretty much are talking to him I
685:13 you you pretty much are talking to him I will o
685:15 will o yay finally I can really think about
685:17 yay finally I can really think about this get a oh crap oh no okay all right
685:21 this get a oh crap oh no okay all right okay all right finally I've been waiting
685:23 okay all right finally I've been waiting I've been waiting I've been waiting
685:26 I've been waiting I've been waiting wait I've been waiting to give you a
685:28 wait I've been waiting to give you a slice of that
685:31 slice of that hey I missed it God I missed it God I
685:37 hey I missed it God I missed it God I missed it I hate
685:39 missed it I hate life thanks for letting me play I really
685:41 life thanks for letting me play I really appreciate that I never want to it here
685:45 appreciate that I never want to it here anything pass it on Mark I want to die
685:50 anything pass it on Mark I want to die why why would you do such evil things to
685:55 why why would you do such evil things to me guys why would you do this to
686:05 me I don't like not orange you [ __ ] cat oh when you don't get your color you
686:07 cat oh when you don't get your color you throw a tant I do poor little baby [ __ ]
686:13 throw a tant I do poor little baby [ __ ] duck duck doooo [ __ ] mhm yeah here we
686:17 duck duck doooo [ __ ] mhm yeah here we go oh God let me skip everyone and I'll
686:20 go oh God let me skip everyone and I'll go again cuz I can't let's draw again
686:25 go again cuz I can't let's draw again uhuh we're going back this is what
686:28 uhuh we're going back this is what happens when you play with people who
686:30 happens when you play with people who just aren't as emotionally mature as you
686:32 just aren't as emotionally mature as you you know please what are you talking
686:35 you know please what are you talking about I'm emotionally whatever word you
686:39 about I'm emotionally whatever word you use okay
686:41 use okay okay okay all right we're all climbing
686:45 okay okay all right we're all climbing back up to
686:47 back up to get wait I've got one I've got one of
686:50 get wait I've got one I've got one of those dude nice good sever I have
686:52 those dude nice good sever I have several keep it red Red's great for me
686:54 several keep it red Red's great for me Red's great good I feel like it's going
686:56 Red's great good I feel like it's going to stay red oh come on
686:58 to stay red oh come on man okay well just do whatever you're
687:01 man okay well just do whatever you're going to do I guess I will do it I'm
687:03 going to do I guess I will do it I'm going to do it clearly you were anxious
687:05 going to do it clearly you were anxious to play some green cards so you know it
687:08 to play some green cards so you know it baby you know I was you know I am oh
687:12 baby you know I was you know I am oh draw one card Archie Che want you to
687:15 draw one card Archie Che want you to realize the ramifications of your
687:18 realize the ramifications of your actions oh well I'll explain the
687:21 actions oh well I'll explain the ramifications caused me to draw cards it
687:24 ramifications caused me to draw cards it caused that you caused it don't do that
687:29 caused that you caused it don't do that doing that I did over here CA you to
687:31 doing that I did over here CA you to draw any cards I don't I think you're
687:34 draw any cards I don't I think you're tributing things to me
687:36 tributing things to me I understand someone as smooth brain as
687:41 I understand someone as smooth brain as you heard of blue you think that's the
687:44 you heard of blue you think that's the end of me it's the end of you beyond my
687:47 end of me it's the end of you beyond my control I have nothing to do with this I
687:49 control I have nothing to do with this I will know anything you're talking
687:59 about [ __ ] you guys we're going back why would we go he's got a wild card you're
688:02 would we go he's got a wild card you're going to make him win Archie come on man
688:05 going to make him win Archie come on man come on Arie think you got I don't care
688:06 come on Arie think you got I don't care I want this to end on
688:14 Arie Archie I'll take my random number of cards I
688:16 I'll take my random number of cards I guess for too sure are you want to go
688:19 guess for too sure are you want to go again man you go again fine you go again
688:21 again man you go again fine you go again all right come on Archie let's do
688:29 this let's stack him up I was really hoping that was going to be the end I
688:30 hoping that was going to be the end I got to go got to go soon you got to go
688:33 got to go got to go soon you got to go soon well look got to go it can't happen
688:36 soon well look got to go it can't happen it can't happen can't won't happen well
688:38 it can't happen can't won't happen well I can't leave until this is done so here
688:41 I can't leave until this is done so here here we'll go back we'll go back I don't
688:43 here we'll go back we'll go back I don't know that'll help hey wait no hang on
688:46 know that'll help hey wait no hang on wait no stop I can't stop this no
688:49 wait no stop I can't stop this no [Laughter]
688:55 [Laughter] wait hi there he is there he is all
689:00 wait hi there he is there he is all right okay well let's get and try this
689:03 right okay well let's get and try this since we're marks on a a tight leash or
689:06 since we're marks on a a tight leash or tight tight leash marks on a tight leash
689:08 tight tight leash marks on a tight leash everyone Mark is on
689:10 everyone Mark is on a small
689:12 a small underwear uh yes and
689:15 underwear uh yes and your camera's not working right now I
689:17 your camera's not working right now I still see your pictures D hang on one
689:18 still see your pictures D hang on one second I got to I got to fix my camera
689:21 second I got to I got to fix my camera position uh one second one second one
689:29 second don't worry Mark it's definitely your turn okay hang on God no oh what is
689:33 your turn okay hang on God no oh what is wrong with my
689:34 wrong with my camera oh are you seeing that tell you
689:37 camera oh are you seeing that tell you no what is
689:43 happening oh are you seeing yourself truly for the first time there went your
689:45 truly for the first time there went your turn no I know no one I thought we were
689:47 turn no I know no one I thought we were I thought we were setting stuff up oh my
689:49 I thought we were setting stuff up oh my God it's a nightmare I got to I got to
689:50 God it's a nightmare I got to I got to just show it enough and then take it
689:52 just show it enough and then take it away okay so this is the nightmare wait
689:56 away okay so this is the nightmare wait what am I doing uh uh this uh uh video
690:00 what am I doing uh uh this uh uh video chat this oh I can't turn video chat on
690:03 chat this oh I can't turn video chat on apparently you have to do video chat
690:05 apparently you have to do video chat before you get into a game yeah no back
690:08 before you get into a game yeah no back us up being this is starting off no no
690:10 us up being this is starting off no no no it's fine it's fine it's fine I'm
690:12 no it's fine it's fine it's fine I'm back in I'm in we're good well I'm glad
690:15 back in I'm in we're good well I'm glad you're answering on behalf of Bob as
690:16 you're answering on behalf of Bob as well Mark Bob's good see I wasn't even
690:19 well Mark Bob's good see I wasn't even hearing I'm doing
690:21 hearing I'm doing good you are doing better than me yeah
690:25 good you are doing better than me yeah well he did hit you with a plus was off
690:27 well he did hit you with a plus was off the keyboard oh he did hit with
690:29 the keyboard oh he did hit with that and it hit with a plus test test
690:32 that and it hit with a plus test test test is there static on my mic or I
690:33 test is there static on my mic or I sound okay you sound fine to me okay I
690:36 sound okay you sound fine to me okay I hear something but maybe it's not it's
690:38 hear something but maybe it's not it's probably
690:49 I guess I'll do nothing then oh good skip how good are you doing
690:52 then oh good skip how good are you doing Mark oh great actually take that you see
690:55 Mark oh great actually take that you see hey take that I mean take
690:59 hey take that I mean take that I don't think that I don't think
691:01 that I don't think that I don't think that doubles up got him all right I
691:05 that doubles up got him all right I don't have that
691:08 don't have that color have a three oh [ __ ] hell
691:15 color have a three oh [ __ ] hell do do you have this color no it's the
691:18 do do you have this color no it's the same but I drew this color okay cool um
691:23 same but I drew this color okay cool um there my cards are really boring I got
691:25 there my cards are really boring I got nothing to do Mark get them well I'm
691:27 nothing to do Mark get them well I'm going to get
691:28 going to get them registered just registered to me
691:31 them registered just registered to me what you had said oh yeah baby that's
691:34 what you had said oh yeah baby that's the stuff I know right oh for [ __ ]
691:37 the stuff I know right oh for [ __ ] sake my God thank Youk I God saved you
691:40 sake my God thank Youk I God saved you damn it I shouldn't have saved you why
691:42 damn it I shouldn't have saved you why would you save this I didn't know look
691:43 would you save this I didn't know look go is panicking that's why green make it
691:52 gr why would you do thatu yeah why would you do that they Bluff sometimes do they
691:56 you do that they Bluff sometimes do they well not with three cards left well you
692:00 well not with three cards left well you I uh-huh good points wait these cards
692:04 I uh-huh good points wait these cards look different what's different about
692:05 look different what's different about this am I crazy yeah they do look
692:08 this am I crazy yeah they do look different right what what's
692:10 different right what what's happened now see about that get him I
692:14 happened now see about that get him I well I mean I don't want to do this wait
692:18 well I mean I don't want to do this wait wait wait wait wait okay that's fine
692:20 wait wait wait wait okay that's fine it's fine I mean I I I guess there's
692:22 it's fine I mean I I I guess there's plenty of sevens left in the deck yeah I
692:24 plenty of sevens left in the deck yeah I know yeah you really set me up for this
692:26 know yeah you really set me up for this one Mark yeah this is not going to last
692:28 one Mark yeah this is not going to last long all right well I got my hand back
692:33 long all right well I got my hand back hooray
692:34 hooray that that was short lived yeah so me and
692:38 that that was short lived yeah so me and the computer are who switched hands
692:40 the computer are who switched hands after all that sure are oh oh okay wait
692:45 after all that sure are oh oh okay wait a minute hang on no that's not even a
692:48 a minute hang on no that's not even a good color you know what there's nothing
692:50 good color you know what there's nothing good in this world I'm challenging it
692:52 good in this world I'm challenging it all right it's fair I get that look at
692:54 all right it's fair I get that look at those sevens you have my friend dude
692:56 those sevens you have my friend dude there are so many sevens out in the
692:57 there are so many sevens out in the field right now wow this is going to be
693:00 field right now wow this is going to be a swap tastic game yep I'm sure thank
693:03 a swap tastic game yep I'm sure thank God at least we're all getting rid of
693:05 God at least we're all getting rid of car oh look a
693:07 car oh look a tip right no oh my God now I'm the only
693:13 tip right no oh my God now I'm the only one with out a plus have all the sevens
693:17 one with out a plus have all the sevens guys all of them I say you don't have
693:20 guys all of them I say you don't have all of them but well all of them hold on
693:24 all of them but well all of them hold on oh you think you're going to skip me but
693:26 oh you think you're going to skip me but I think I oh you can't jump in on those
693:29 I think I oh you can't jump in on those that's well I guess all right you you
693:34 that's well I guess all right you you can't blame me I didn't want to do
693:37 can't blame me I didn't want to do it oh let's just keep that trainer
693:45 rolling yeah it's not it's not a good hand I don't know what you're so excited
693:46 hand I don't know what you're so excited about God does no one have greens you
693:49 about God does no one have greens you can look at his hand you figure out
693:51 can look at his hand you figure out something to do with that all right cool
693:52 something to do with that all right cool man thanks yeah you're welcome F great a
693:57 man thanks yeah you're welcome F great a two yeah
694:06 [ __ ] yeah okay hey two there we go nicely done
694:07 nicely done hero I don't know why I'm narator
694:11 hero I don't know why I'm narator yeah oh for [ __ ] sake
694:14 yeah oh for [ __ ] sake do I bring it around never mind well you
694:17 do I bring it around never mind well you don't have that hand Mark has that hand
694:19 don't have that hand Mark has that hand I don't have that hand what do you mean
694:20 I don't have that hand what do you mean I don't have that hand aren't there plus
694:22 I don't have that hand aren't there plus twos in the hey no not in my hand they
694:24 twos in the hey no not in my hand they went around sure glowbox [ __ ] has it
694:27 went around sure glowbox [ __ ] has it yeah somebody's got a hand with some
694:28 yeah somebody's got a hand with some plus twos I
694:30 plus twos I know play them got
694:34 know play them got it oh there really isn't much strateg I
694:38 it oh there really isn't much strateg I for that hey come on guys man look at
694:41 for that hey come on guys man look at all those cards he's got stop that's
694:43 all those cards he's got stop that's cool not much green there a shut up oh
694:49 cool not much green there a shut up oh come on now hey man it's just what I
694:51 come on now hey man it's just what I have I don't have anything else and now
694:53 have I don't have anything else and now I don't have it at all but no one knows
694:56 I don't have it at all but no one knows what I have take this glow box that's
695:00 what I have take this glow box that's not going to help you oh God damn it
695:01 not going to help you oh God damn it this is this
695:09 him Mark get get get him I'm going to get him watch this
695:11 get him watch this bam oh
695:15 bam oh uh Mark don't get them all right I will
695:18 uh Mark don't get them all right I will stay the hand [ __ ] stay the course buddy
695:27 M he's doomed Bob he's doomed oh he's
695:29 doomed oh he's doomed he's doomed he's probably he's
695:33 doomed he's doomed he's probably he's doomed plus two him okay all right I'll
695:35 doomed plus two him okay all right I'll do
695:36 do it yeah
695:39 it yeah wait what someone could have jumped in
695:42 wait what someone could have jumped in and chose not to I felt that
695:45 and chose not to I felt that pause
695:47 pause aha oh yeah get him Mark oh I'll I'll
695:50 aha oh yeah get him Mark oh I'll I'll show
695:58 you for [ __ ] sake man some godamn punch Mark has a
696:01 sake man some godamn punch Mark has a really aggressive
696:03 really aggressive hand oh no why is that yeah why no not
696:07 hand oh no why is that yeah why no not that one oh yeah it's all fun in game so
696:09 that one oh yeah it's all fun in game so you guys have a bad moment oh okay we
696:11 you guys have a bad moment oh okay we can do this get a mark did you have
696:13 can do this get a mark did you have green hey oh I guess
696:20 not God damn it I had two cards hey I have two Mark has two I
696:23 cards hey I have two Mark has two I think you're looking at the wrong number
696:24 think you're looking at the wrong number did anyone see what just happened there
696:26 did anyone see what just happened there or was that just me all right see what
696:29 or was that just me all right see what uh this way oh [ __ ]
696:33 uh this way oh [ __ ] you oh god listen glow box
696:38 you oh god listen glow box buddy all right I got a problem for this
696:40 buddy all right I got a problem for this solution something like that all right
696:42 solution something like that all right fine that's okay okay I'll take it I'm a
696:45 fine that's okay okay I'll take it I'm a man I can do it I'm
696:48 man I can do it I'm tough
696:49 tough sure
696:51 sure sure okay do this
696:55 sure okay do this again huh
696:59 again huh glowbox just the G of
697:02 glowbox just the G of Uno no
697:04 Uno no challenge so whoops can you even see
697:07 challenge so whoops can you even see through that cloud I can't see nothing I
697:09 through that cloud I can't see nothing I could see it you guys didn't get see it
697:11 could see it you guys didn't get see it but I could see it all right okay
697:14 but I could see it all right okay okay all right okay all right right yeah
697:17 okay all right okay all right right yeah I'm fine it's not as bad you what about
697:20 I'm fine it's not as bad you what about me get a mark what am I going to do this
697:23 me get a mark what am I going to do this get me Mark there you go God damn it
697:28 get me Mark there you go God damn it see am I going to do Bob I'm turning on
697:31 see am I going to do Bob I'm turning on you no I'm getting you now whatever this
697:34 you no I'm getting you now whatever this does I don't remember what that
697:37 does I don't remember what that does take that you got to be [ __ ] me
697:47 good attack markk you got him I king of strategy well that's nothing I can do
697:50 strategy well that's nothing I can do about that sorry bud we're on the same
697:51 about that sorry bud we're on the same team still I promise okay yeah I get
697:53 team still I promise okay yeah I get that bud than yeah thank God now I can
697:55 that bud than yeah thank God now I can draw more cards oh thank God just keep
697:58 draw more cards oh thank God just keep what do you want man yeah red maybe blue
698:02 what do you want man yeah red maybe blue I don't have any red well we're about to
698:04 I don't have any red well we're about to find out if that's the case hey all
698:07 find out if that's the case hey all right I got some of them I have none of
698:10 right I got some of them I have none of these get him oh man all for him
698:14 these get him oh man all for him well well
698:16 well well well
698:19 well wait I almost died in an accident and
698:22 wait I almost died in an accident and this is what you do to your friend look
698:25 this is what you do to your friend look milking it look you didn't even get a
698:27 milking it look you didn't even get a sweet Hospital pick well like what kind
698:29 sweet Hospital pick well like what kind of what kind of what kind of YouTuber
698:31 of what kind of what kind of YouTuber are you I'm giving you this hand before
698:34 are you I'm giving you this hand before I die never mind I'm giving it to glow
698:37 I die never mind I'm giving it to glow box right now giving it to
698:39 box right now giving it to somebody
698:42 somebody yeah okay
698:44 yeah okay well listen Wade I'm going to give you
698:47 well listen Wade I'm going to give you the opportunity to follow through on
698:48 the opportunity to follow through on your promise oh I will oh
698:53 your promise oh I will oh Mark I've been waiting for this day and
698:57 Mark I've been waiting for this day and now your Reckoning is
699:05 here man you really did it man you you got me you got me remember that I let
699:07 got me you got me remember that I let you get there W that setup went exactly
699:10 you get there W that setup went exactly as I HED I thought Mom you were on my
699:13 as I HED I thought Mom you were on my team but I see I was bet on your team
699:15 team but I see I was bet on your team buddy I'm on everybody's team yours
699:19 buddy I'm on everybody's team yours okay and finally my revenge is coming to
699:25 okay and finally my revenge is coming to fruitti um fru fruition is the
699:28 fruitti um fru fruition is the word
699:37 [ __ ] all right what color you best served I literally
699:40 served I literally don't I wasn't looking at it whatever
699:43 don't I wasn't looking at it whatever color do you are you afraid of he knows
699:45 color do you are you afraid of he knows what goddamn color he picked the only
699:47 what goddamn color he picked the only one I guessed which one based on your
699:50 one I guessed which one based on your attitude likely story oh Jesus Apple
699:55 attitude likely story oh Jesus Apple Bottom [ __ ] ball Smith ball Smith I
699:58 Bottom [ __ ] ball Smith ball Smith I was trying to avoid saying Christ and
700:00 was trying to avoid saying Christ and that's what I came up with man you know
700:01 that's what I came up with man you know I really picked the wrong color for me
700:03 I really picked the wrong color for me cuz I don't have that
700:06 cuz I don't have that either problem that makes me feel worse
700:09 either problem that makes me feel worse not what about this I call this wealth
700:12 not what about this I call this wealth distri
700:14 distri back to where we started let's have six
700:16 back to where we started let's have six seven cards literally could nothing
700:19 seven cards literally could nothing happened yeah no this is a oh good punch
700:22 happened yeah no this is a oh good punch you in the
700:25 you in the puncher who okay who you punching I uh I
700:30 puncher who okay who you punching I uh I don't GL box no
700:32 don't GL box no one wow what a terrible hand GL
700:44 Box by the God
700:46 God oh Mark how could you now I renge no
700:50 oh Mark how could you now I renge no here we go no Mark
700:53 here we go no Mark why you knew it was going to happen know
700:57 why you knew it was going to happen know how I
700:58 how I know there was 100% chance of that
701:02 know there was 100% chance of that happening how please try again oh it's
701:06 happening how please try again oh it's my turn the love of God don't do it I
701:09 my turn the love of God don't do it I didn't have it it's okay Mark please be
701:12 didn't have it it's okay Mark please be merciful
701:15 merciful here I'll get that hand away from a Bob
701:16 here I'll get that hand away from a Bob I won't let him do it to you no more
701:18 I won't let him do it to you no more okay good good good great thank you for
701:21 okay good good good great thank you for saving me kind well now he's drawn
701:24 saving me kind well now he's drawn double the deck that he had so who knows
701:25 double the deck that he had so who knows what's in there
701:27 what's in there now I might have made some
701:31 now I might have made some mistakes wow what the hell's going on
701:33 mistakes wow what the hell's going on over there okay oh God nothing good uh
701:37 over there okay oh God nothing good uh how about them apples I like that's a
701:39 how about them apples I like that's a good apple
701:41 good apple okay wow we're going to get one entire
701:45 okay wow we're going to get one entire never mind no you know what get out of
701:48 never mind no you know what get out of here blue nice oh wait for it yeah oh
701:53 here blue nice oh wait for it yeah oh double threes I can do
701:56 double threes I can do that that's getting spicy in here
701:59 that that's getting spicy in here somehow we got all the way around of me
702:01 somehow we got all the way around of me and somehow I don't have one of them
702:03 and somehow I don't have one of them looks like I'm well I hope you don't
702:05 looks like I'm well I hope you don't have a blue I don't but oh thank God ah
702:10 have a blue I don't but oh thank God ah yes oh good
702:17 this is what you get GLX save me he's lying he's
702:22 get GLX save me he's lying he's definitely lying yeah challenge me
702:23 definitely lying yeah challenge me challenge me Bob how could you oh D I
702:26 challenge me Bob how could you oh D I was so sure he was lying yeah yeah
702:30 was so sure he was lying yeah yeah yeah why me why
702:34 yeah why me why me how long does that cloud last cuz
702:37 me how long does that cloud last cuz that's been a long Cloud how long does a
702:40 that's been a long Cloud how long does a fart hang around oh it's going to be
702:42 fart hang around oh it's going to be there a while yeah fair enough at least
702:44 there a while yeah fair enough at least the way things work in my office man oh
702:46 the way things work in my office man oh man there you go
702:49 man there you go thanks Mark look Bob if it was oh okay
702:53 thanks Mark look Bob if it was oh okay you're right you're right you're right
702:54 you're right you're right you're right wait oh but oh oh actually that kind of
702:58 wait oh but oh oh actually that kind of works out hey that's the one color I
703:01 works out hey that's the one color I don't got here oh we're okay it's fine
703:05 don't got here oh we're okay it's fine it's fine f look at you complaining you
703:06 it's fine f look at you complaining you only Drew one card okay I can complain
703:09 only Drew one card okay I can complain if I want to complain hey come on guys
703:12 if I want to complain hey come on guys oh you going to complain you complain
703:13 oh you going to complain you complain complainer going to complain complain
703:16 complainer going to complain complain complain someone complain that they
703:18 complain someone complain that they don't get a turn someone going to
703:19 don't get a turn someone going to complain here Bob have it turn that was
703:22 complain here Bob have it turn that was really rude of really enjoying this it's
703:24 really rude of really enjoying this it's a good time I'm not complaining I would
703:26 a good time I'm not complaining I would never
703:27 never complain wait what the hell yeah did you
703:30 complain wait what the hell yeah did you see that what's that [ __ ] W is out here
703:33 see that what's that [ __ ] W is out here hacking oh God he cheated he cheated
703:35 hacking oh God he cheated he cheated literally literally just he really
703:38 literally literally just he really [ __ ] cheated that was actually just
703:40 [ __ ] cheated that was actually just cheating
703:43 cheating that's that's impressive the computer's
703:44 that's that's impressive the computer's not even hiding it anymore damn yeah
703:46 not even hiding it anymore damn yeah that's that's nuts man that's nuts
703:48 that's that's nuts man that's nuts Barbara must be sneaking into these uh
703:51 Barbara must be sneaking into these uh hey wait a minute well hey wait a wait
703:53 hey wait a minute well hey wait a wait hey wait a minute what the
703:56 hey wait a minute what the hell I thought that we were cool but
703:59 hell I thought that we were cool but then we weren't cool how did that happen
704:01 then we weren't cool how did that happen here Bob this will be pretty cool no I
704:04 here Bob this will be pretty cool no I was just joking oh man thanks though
704:07 was just joking oh man thanks though something you're
704:09 something you're welcome appreciate you here for you bud
704:12 welcome appreciate you here for you bud that's the good stuff right there I just
704:14 that's the good stuff right there I just want to make sure you didn't have to
704:15 want to make sure you didn't have to worry about drawing for a while you got
704:16 worry about drawing for a while you got everything you need right there we're
704:18 everything you need right there we're good we're really good right now hey Bob
704:20 good we're really good right now hey Bob it's okay I'll be on your team can you
704:23 it's okay I'll be on your team can you be on my team will you really really
704:25 be on my team will you really really I'll be I swear I'll be on your team
704:27 I'll be I swear I'll be on your team yeah if you just stop bitching for two
704:29 yeah if you just stop bitching for two minutes I'll be on your team wow all
704:30 minutes I'll be on your team wow all right I I of you guys this is a good
704:33 right I I of you guys this is a good game hey all I need is 30 seconds guys
704:36 game hey all I need is 30 seconds guys 30 seconds o this is tempting but I
704:38 30 seconds o this is tempting but I won't do
704:40 won't do it oh baby
704:44 it oh baby no that definitely means you don't have
704:45 no that definitely means you don't have it
704:46 it I I knew it but I do have that all right
704:53 I I knew it but I do have that all right Bob I avoided this last time uh let do
704:56 Bob I avoided this last time uh let do it okay good we're doing it we're doing
704:58 it okay good we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it we're
704:59 it we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it come on we're doing it we're
705:00 doing it come on we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it
705:02 doing it we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it we're
705:03 we're doing it we're doing it we're doing
705:09 it the team you know what man you really are my team I love you man that I love
705:11 are my team I love you man that I love you too man love a good friend me for a
705:13 you too man love a good friend me for a lot of years thank you appreciate you I
705:15 lot of years thank you appreciate you I don't tell you that enough but a man
705:17 don't tell you that enough but a man that means a lot you're good friend oh
705:20 that means a lot you're good friend oh oh okay I still got your back don't
705:23 oh okay I still got your back don't worry about it all right cool all right
705:24 worry about it all right cool all right cool cool good man hey I didn't do the
705:26 cool cool good man hey I didn't do the thing I could have done but let me know
705:27 thing I could have done but let me know when you're ready to do the next thing
705:28 when you're ready to do the next thing we do yeah hang on I'm going to need to
705:30 we do yeah hang on I'm going to need to charge up some power for us to do that
705:33 charge up some power for us to do that our gone down at all in the 30 minutes
705:36 our gone down at all in the 30 minutes we've been doing this uh probably not
705:39 we've been doing this uh probably not yeah probably I'm really bringing up the
705:40 yeah probably I'm really bringing up the average here D away for being how is
705:44 average here D away for being how is this even possible wow okay oh wow no no
705:49 this even possible wow okay oh wow no no no what's it just yellow no it's green
705:54 no what's it just yellow no it's green yeah it was it was a yellow
705:56 yeah it was it was a yellow five I just made it oh wait yeah I had
705:59 five I just made it oh wait yeah I had just made it yellow five this guy's
706:02 just made it yellow five this guy's cheating I see what you're saying
706:04 cheating I see what you're saying now oh that's okay that guy's cheating
706:08 now oh that's okay that guy's cheating hey waade you got any yellow in
706:10 hey waade you got any yellow in here oh yeah I do
706:14 here oh yeah I do this is probably the winning hand for
706:16 this is probably the winning hand for you give back don't do it wa I'll give
706:18 you give back don't do it wa I'll give it back to you well listen oh that's not
706:21 it back to you well listen oh that's not a good hand to have at all it's okay
706:23 a good hand to have at all it's okay hold on to it think about it good think
706:25 hold on to it think about it good think don't make any rash decisions I I
706:27 don't make any rash decisions I I couldn't if I wanted to here let's leave
706:29 couldn't if I wanted to here let's leave the that dangerous hand in the
706:32 the that dangerous hand in the cloud
706:33 cloud okay why does the cloud stay why Mark we
706:38 okay why does the cloud stay why Mark we can do it Mark I don't have the thing to
706:40 can do it Mark I don't have the thing to do it I only have this no
706:43 do it I only have this no not not at this juncture later I now I
706:45 not not at this juncture later I now I must divide my 69 it's very
706:48 must divide my 69 it's very sad go forth nine tell the world of our
706:52 sad go forth nine tell the world of our Deeds did did you see that you
706:54 Deeds did did you see that you immediately got the card he wanted what
706:56 immediately got the card he wanted what the hell happened absolutely absolutely
706:58 the hell happened absolutely absolutely hacking right now okay well I did the
707:00 hacking right now okay well I did the same thing but I'm not cheating how in
707:02 same thing but I'm not cheating how in deck do I not have anything I have this
707:05 deck do I not have anything I have this that's the hand that we're starting over
707:08 that's the hand that we're starting over well back to the start back to six cards
707:12 well back to the start back to six cards to the start all
707:15 to the start all right oh [ __ ] you game not a God damn
707:20 right oh [ __ ] you game not a God damn it I think the game is actually
707:22 it I think the game is actually conspiring against you wait usually I
707:24 conspiring against you wait usually I think you're full of it and you're just
707:26 think you're full of it and you're just being paranoid this one's pretty blatant
707:29 being paranoid this one's pretty blatant got to be honest oh I made a mistake
707:30 got to be honest oh I made a mistake putting that there can we get a reverse
707:32 putting that there can we get a reverse no there's no way man can we get a
707:34 no there's no way man can we get a reverse quickly he well it might work
707:35 reverse quickly he well it might work out for you mark you got some kind of
707:38 out for you mark you got some kind of something doing something oh I've got
707:41 something doing something oh I've got something all right hey buddy
707:44 something all right hey buddy got
707:46 got [Laughter]
707:53 something oh oh don't worry round two I'm sure it can't happen twice you know
707:55 I'm sure it can't happen twice you know you know what's going to happen Okay
707:58 you know what's going to happen Okay Okay that seems that still seems pretty
708:00 Okay that seems that still seems pretty mean to do to a friend Mark but I wasn't
708:03 mean to do to a friend Mark but I wasn't doing it to you it just happened to you
708:05 doing it to you it just happened to you it seems pretty mean to do that to
708:07 it seems pretty mean to do that to someone you would call your teammate I
708:10 someone you would call your teammate I understand that and I appreciate wait
708:11 understand that and I appreciate wait you want to trade hands all right we'll
708:13 you want to trade hands all right we'll see what happens here maybe there'll be
708:15 see what happens here maybe there'll be some exchange let me officiate this
708:17 some exchange let me officiate this exchange here take a look at that I see
708:21 exchange here take a look at that I see yeah very interesting well and now this
708:24 yeah very interesting well and now this hand is just as good as that one if not
708:25 hand is just as good as that one if not better I'm very happy right
708:28 better I'm very happy right now I'm about to be very unhappy though
708:31 now I'm about to be very unhappy though I I could just feel it in my bones get a
708:32 I I could just feel it in my bones get a mark oh I'll get him watch one of these
708:35 mark oh I'll get him watch one of these and then we're going to follow one of
708:37 and then we're going to follow one of these oh damn it I got one I got one
708:41 these oh damn it I got one I got one there's one
708:43 there's one I really feel I feel good about this I
708:46 I really feel I feel good about this I feel good hang on just hold on to those
708:48 feel good hang on just hold on to those good cards for a minute there
708:58 good uh oh wait a minute wait oh nah
709:08 maybe who Okay that was my that was my terrifed George of the Jungle noise this
709:10 terrifed George of the Jungle noise this one h a not that one
709:13 one h a not that one oh that not a good one I would concur
709:15 oh that not a good one I would concur with Mark on the not that one okay I not
709:17 with Mark on the not that one okay I not that one that exact one again not that
709:20 that one that exact one again not that one that's a good one Everyone likes
709:22 one that's a good one Everyone likes that one okay sorry previous buddy but
709:24 that one okay sorry previous buddy but you're CU oh don't don't don't do it oh
709:29 you're CU oh don't don't don't do it oh they can't stack those there's no way
709:30 they can't stack those there's no way can't you I don't knowbe you can oh
709:33 can't you I don't knowbe you can oh never mind you totally can good thing
709:35 never mind you totally can good thing you didn't get bone there
709:43 buddy sorry brother brother why brother we're clamoring to the
709:46 why brother we're clamoring to the Finish now I'm freezing brother there's
709:49 Finish now I'm freezing brother there's no room for teammates now I am assuming
709:51 no room for teammates now I am assuming I will get my revenge interesting
709:54 I will get my revenge interesting interesting interesting interesting ah
709:56 interesting interesting interesting ah interesting card it' be it'd be a shame
709:58 interesting card it' be it'd be a shame if I reveal GL box jump in oh
710:03 if I reveal GL box jump in oh no uhoh no oh god oh
710:08 no uhoh no oh god oh crap he changed it from this color I
710:11 crap he changed it from this color I think Mark you're good you're good good
710:12 think Mark you're good you're good good you're good uh-uh you made a good choice
710:15 you're good uh-uh you made a good choice there
710:16 there Wade kill him kill him
710:23 now okay well that was short all right let's get it right
710:25 let's get it right back wait oh
710:28 back wait oh no uh wait got him yeah we I all of us
710:32 no uh wait got him yeah we I all of us got him together cumulatively same
710:36 got him together cumulatively same reflexes don't worry Bob make sure that
710:38 reflexes don't worry Bob make sure that hand was ruined before you stole it back
710:40 hand was ruined before you stole it back thanks you're welcome it's good hand
710:43 thanks you're welcome it's good hand watch
710:45 watch this you know what Bob I feel
710:47 this you know what Bob I feel particularly nice have your hand back
710:51 particularly nice have your hand back wi all right well that's we say thank
710:53 wi all right well that's we say thank you appreciate it was that noise what
710:56 you appreciate it was that noise what was
710:58 was that
711:00 that W you ever just Wasing oh the cloud is
711:03 W you ever just Wasing oh the cloud is gone that's right yeah oh God what hell
711:06 gone that's right yeah oh God what hell happened well we darted
711:09 happened well we darted him deart station
711:12 him deart station [Laughter]
711:23 it's l funny cuz it was stupid no that was that was the smartest thing I've
711:25 was that was the smartest thing I've heard in a long time don't Bel it that's
711:28 heard in a long time don't Bel it that's that was
711:33 hilarious deforestation that's so good I've
711:36 deforestation that's so good I've already decare that Wade made the
711:38 already decare that Wade made the funniest joke he's ever made earlier
711:39 funniest joke he's ever made earlier today I can't be can't duplicate I
711:41 today I can't be can't duplicate I already forgot what all the
711:44 already forgot what all the get Mark I can't I only had the one of
711:48 get Mark I can't I only had the one of those get me baby right um wait can we
711:52 those get me baby right um wait can we leave
711:57 it all right let's do one of these can we not leave it
711:59 we not leave it red yeah if we can do anything but red I
712:03 red yeah if we can do anything but red I can't even change it if I wanted to you
712:05 can't even change it if I wanted to you have red at least you had it get him get
712:08 have red at least you had it get him get him yeah but I don't like that's not a
712:10 him yeah but I don't like that's not a good card I want to play a good card
712:12 good card I want to play a good card this oh for [ __ ]
712:15 this oh for [ __ ] uncles
712:16 uncles don't whatever you're talking about
712:19 don't whatever you're talking about let's make it red no come on man I think
712:22 let's make it red no come on man I think we agreed that there so many other
712:24 we agreed that there so many other colors yeah like red reddish red red or
712:29 colors yeah like red reddish red red or red that's not red that's not red blood
712:32 red that's not red that's not red blood of my enemies red there we
712:40 go Mark don't be a cocktopus this oh [ __ ] sake what were you saying
712:43 [ __ ] sake what were you saying sir about
712:45 sir about my
712:47 my tentacles hate
712:49 tentacles hate you wait don't be a cocktopus
712:53 you wait don't be a cocktopus [Laughter]
712:56 [Laughter] mark GL oh wait what the [ __ ] did he
713:00 mark GL oh wait what the [ __ ] did he just do he play that challing it you
713:02 just do he play that challing it you idiot robot
713:05 idiot robot okay damn he's been using those cards
713:08 okay damn he's been using those cards with like technical abilities and I
713:10 with like technical abilities and I still don't know what they are or how
713:12 still don't know what they are or how they work yeah know Bob knows all I know
713:15 they work yeah know Bob knows all I know is hands go oh wow what a hand glow box
713:19 is hands go oh wow what a hand glow box really hacking it up over here well now
713:23 really hacking it up over here well now Marcus okay okay why did I do this to
713:26 Marcus okay okay why did I do this to myself
713:28 myself jump this is a pretty good hand you know
713:31 jump this is a pretty good hand you know you can't deny this is a good hand
713:34 you can't deny this is a good hand listen why why why I was I was lining it
713:39 listen why why why I was I was lining it up for you lining what up my death me
713:41 up for you lining what up my death me under the G
713:42 under the G you're the one who's got to hit the home
713:44 you're the one who's got to hit the home R I can't do it for
713:47 R I can't do it for you okay well I can do that why R I have
713:52 you okay well I can do that why R I have that I uh uh let's do that well come on
713:59 that I uh uh let's do that well come on man look I I
714:01 man look I I [ __ ] come
714:03 [ __ ] come on
714:15 man oh oh no well okay that's I'm sure you can safely challenge challenging it
714:17 you can safely challenge challenging it there's no way what are the
714:26 odds we can't get below six cars I'll show you
714:29 show you six oh God remember when I said Uno like
714:31 six oh God remember when I said Uno like an hour ago that was a good time guys
714:33 an hour ago that was a good time guys hey I've said Uno like twice in this
714:35 hey I've said Uno like twice in this game I've said
714:37 game I've said Uno L box I have the card that will
714:40 Uno L box I have the card that will solve all of this problem
714:43 solve all of this problem yeah there we go now it's fair fair is
714:46 yeah there we go now it's fair fair is fair boy it's kind of already fair but
714:48 fair boy it's kind of already fair but we can make Fair it's more fair oh God
714:51 we can make Fair it's more fair oh God fairer is fairer yeah it's fair weit has
714:53 fairer is fairer yeah it's fair weit has nine we all have eight it's completely
714:55 nine we all have eight it's completely Fair what oh [ __ ] sake it's fair you
714:58 Fair what oh [ __ ] sake it's fair you skip my turn
715:00 skip my turn all thank you that's fair that's fair
715:03 all thank you that's fair that's fair fair's fair well actually wait or Bob
715:05 fair's fair well actually wait or Bob now you can't do what I was going to do
715:07 now you can't do what I was going to do here I don't want you to get below nine
715:08 here I don't want you to get below nine Mark you stay there for a minute stay
715:11 Mark you stay there for a minute stay there fair fair is fair fair is fair
715:14 there fair fair is fair fair is fair that's a markm oh man think about this
715:17 that's a markm oh man think about this okay fair okay that's
715:20 okay fair okay that's fair Mark listen can I do I've done I
715:24 fair Mark listen can I do I've done I know I've goofed I know I know I've done
715:26 know I've goofed I know I know I've done some stuff to you I think we can still
715:29 some stuff to you I think we can still be friends okay well it will be sure
715:32 be friends okay well it will be sure sure are you sure I don't
715:35 sure are you sure I don't know
715:37 know don't glowbox oh okay okay that's was a
715:41 don't glowbox oh okay okay that's was a long pause that was weird something's
715:43 long pause that was weird something's hacking over there that ain't right CL
715:45 hacking over there that ain't right CL box is out here hacking it up I will
715:47 box is out here hacking it up I will take that no oh I should have taken
715:50 take that no oh I should have taken yours ah I'll trade with you you want
715:53 yours ah I'll trade with you you want Trad yeah it's fair Trad
715:55 Trad yeah it's fair Trad tradesies got tra Trad
715:59 tradesies got tra Trad these me glowbox
716:03 these me glowbox listen calm down no absolutely not why
716:07 listen calm down no absolutely not why would I with you why would I do
716:10 would I with you why would I do that I can't can't play I can't get a
716:14 that I can't can't play I can't get a good hand when is my turn look at me
716:17 good hand when is my turn look at me drawing cards over here Wade how does
716:19 drawing cards over here Wade how does that how do you think that feels oh
716:21 that how do you think that feels oh finally it's not all about you buddy yes
716:24 finally it's not all about you buddy yes it is well actually it's not okay in my
716:28 it is well actually it's not okay in my head Cannon as to how the universe
716:29 head Cannon as to how the universe functions it does Circle me wait what
716:32 functions it does Circle me wait what happened now I don't know but have a
716:35 happened now I don't know but have a turn
716:36 turn Bob I I feel like this is about to be a
716:39 Bob I I feel like this is about to be a poor ending to this long ende
716:46 okay all right well thank God we're all at least
716:48 right well thank God we're all at least below 4 10 cart 11 my God now hold on no
716:53 below 4 10 cart 11 my God now hold on no there's
716:56 there's okay let's just aim that deck somewhere
716:58 okay let's just aim that deck somewhere else hey whoa hey come
717:01 else hey whoa hey come on
717:03 on no I feel like you deserve
717:07 no I feel like you deserve that have it oh it's all you buddy
717:10 that have it oh it's all you buddy that's really nice that's really nice
717:11 that's really nice that's really nice man it's not going to last very long is
717:13 man it's not going to last very long is it no it's
717:14 it no it's not but hey right
717:17 not but hey right now I feel
717:19 now I feel something Bob is there something I
717:21 something Bob is there something I should know about that hand like some
717:25 should know about that hand like some information some kind of like
717:27 information some kind of like identifying
717:29 identifying possibilities it's not that color okay
717:32 possibilities it's not that color okay good jump
717:34 good jump in don't worry Mark I had save me ni I
717:39 in don't worry Mark I had save me ni I knew what would happen
717:50 nice nice out played that's good stuff okay well just going to draw some more
717:51 okay well just going to draw some more cards apparently oh I don't remember
717:54 cards apparently oh I don't remember what that one does oh that's right uh
717:56 what that one does oh that's right uh Mark what do you got going on over
717:58 Mark what do you got going on over there a green eight and a red I do not
718:02 there a green eight and a red I do not consent to telling you I don't all right
718:04 consent to telling you I don't all right little Christmas color nerds okay well
718:09 little Christmas color nerds okay well oh boy
718:12 oh boy I get a good feeling about this no one
718:13 I get a good feeling about this no one knows what I have a nice reverse might
718:16 knows what I have a nice reverse might be real good right now who whoa whoa
718:19 be real good right now who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa who who calm
718:22 whoa whoa whoa who who calm down can we pass this on GL do it no I'm
718:26 down can we pass this on GL do it no I'm not even going to let glow have the
718:27 not even going to let glow have the chance I want it to happen
718:30 chance I want it to happen fun what did you
718:33 fun what did you say I hope you have another one ban one
718:37 say I hope you have another one ban one no oh [ __ ] oh come come round turn round
718:48 [ __ ] oh no this is turning up Markiplier all God I hate Instant
718:59 Karma hey guys come on now hey guys you got more red mark you
719:03 now hey guys you got more red mark you know what to do no oh my God he did Budd
719:08 know what to do no oh my God he did Budd no
719:09 no friend told we can still be friends my
719:13 friend told we can still be friends my teammate we did
719:15 teammate we did it that might have been the world's
719:17 it that might have been the world's fastest game of Uno yeah it may have
719:19 fastest game of Uno yeah it may have been yeah may have been hello everybody
719:22 been yeah may have been hello everybody how are you all doing hey I just wanted
719:24 how are you all doing hey I just wanted to see if you guys made it to the end of
719:25 to see if you guys made it to the end of the video and if you did go ahead and
719:27 the video and if you did go ahead and comment W's block of cheese so I can see
719:29 comment W's block of cheese so I can see how many of you made it through this
719:31 how many of you made it through this grueling 12 hours of laughes yes I just
719:34 grueling 12 hours of laughes yes I just used the word laugh okay so I hope all
719:38 used the word laugh okay so I hope all you have a wonderful rest of your day or
719:39 you have a wonderful rest of your day or night and I'll see you later bye-bye
