2:51 always expect the user
2:52 to sit in an environment
2:54 with perfect internet condition
2:56 with 64 GB RAM
0:00 I once spent 5 days on a 404 page
0:03 they couldn't find the page
0:05 this mic working?
0:10 I'm the guy responsible in this department
0:13 for optimizing the file size
0:15 of our .READMEs
0:17 no, the problem cannot be the server
0:19 we are serverless
0:20 the configuration is flexible
0:22 yeah
0:22 if you change
0:23 the hardcoded value
0:24 it's backward compatible
0:26 if you go back in time
0:27 I intend to build production systems
0:29 like it's a Jupyter notebook
0:31 why use typescript
0:32 when we can use
0:33 console.log?
0:34 monitoring?
0:35 monitoring system?
0:37 just check if the website loads
0:38 security?
0:40 our API key
0:40 is securely hidden
0:42 in the code base
0:43 fix the memory leak?
0:44 just auto-scale the RAM
0:46 how long will it take?
0:47 it will take however long it will take
0:50 I'm top of the props with Javascript
0:52 Javascript frameworks
0:53 nginx
0:54 I have a coding podcast at 9:30
0:56 I mean what is Git
0:58 without Github, right?
0:59 I'm always on the latest tech conferences
1:02 always mentoring my
1:04 fellow bootcamp disciples
1:06 z-index: -
1:07 z-index: -9,000
1:08 that's the sweet spot
1:10 opacity:
1:12 my lighthouse score averages
1:14 -23
1:15 if my commit messages don't have emojis
1:18 how would you know how I feel?
1:19 $ git pull -do-not-rebase
1:22 -never-rebase
1:23 "did stuff
1:26 push
1:26 merge conflict
1:28 where's my USB stick?
1:29 all of our video files I store
1:31 in the GitHub
1:32 yes
1:32 I'm still on
1:33 master branch
1:34 I get rid of all the comments
1:36 to save file size
1:39 I'm an AWS certified expert
1:40 I'd prefer switching the framework
1:43 instead of finishing the feature
1:44 I really wanna convince
1:46 our team
1:46 about Kubernetes
1:48 ahh
1:48 the new Vercel keynote is coming up
1:50 my IDE before Cursor?
1:52 Netbeans
1:53 ah it's 4:59pm
1:55 let's push to production
1:56 I found this new framework
1:57 on Reddit
1:58 isEven package?
2:00 I didn't use that package
2:02 I wrote it
2:03 I know a lot about Javascript
2:04 console.log("1")
2:06 Localization, ofc.
2:09 I localize to Javascript all the time
2:11 why is our app 4TB large?
2:13 console.log("2")
2:15 what do we need Docker for?
2:17 I have like 23 screenshots of our setup
2:20 !important
2:23 uh
2:25 I feel they are developing these tests
2:27 only to punish me
2:28 am I using merge sort or bubble sort?
2:31 I'm using AI
2:33 no,
2:33 with AI
2:34 I don't have to upload
2:35 or codebase
2:36 to stack overflow anymore
2:37 come on AI
2:39 you can do it
2:40 no, I don't
2:40 just name my
2:41 variable names after Marvel figures
2:43 that was years ago
2:44 this is clean code
2:45 tempCalculation
2:48 always work on the state of the art
2:58 are you prepared to put in the work
3:01 I can reuse this for LinkedIn
3:03 I once met the CEO
3:05 CEO of HTMX
3:06 I'm the guy who subscribes to
3:08 notion productivity templates
3:10 you're welcome
3:11 I have never closed a Trello ticket
3:13 in time
3:13 that's why
3:14 we're doing
3:15 agile
3:16 how do I estimate
3:17 the duration
3:18 of this feature?
3:21 I'm currently
3:22 in between features
3:23 there are apps supposed to
3:25 last more than 1 year?
3:26 ah
3:26 these are like
3:27 long living apps
3:29 like Linux or something
3:30 ...(GPL?) I'm crediting them
3:32 it says
3:32 "props
3:35 "AI
3:37 "AI is taking
3:39 "AI is taking our jobs"
3:40 "how to
3:42 "how to open cursor
3:44 it took 10 years of hard work
3:47 by senior engineers
3:48 and sleepless nights
3:50 to get this web app to be robust
3:52 and it takes one guy
3:54 who doesn't know how memory works
3:55 and a late night commit
3:57 to test
3:58 our shareholders nerves
4:00 this would be
4:01 my main job here
4:02 microservices
4:04 the website
4:06 mainly for
4:06 mobile Safari browser
4:18 and who's testing this?
4:20 the customer
4:20 DDOS-driven development
4:22 blockchain
4:28 did you move our entire AWS stack
4:30 to Vercel again?
4:32 don't hate the player
4:33 hate the game
4:34 what?
4:41 AI
4:03 I optimised
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