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Zy0x Tries Streaming R_E_P_O_ In 1080p But His PC Refuses w/ @bwaap_ @glittr_ @Tuonto_ And Others

Hi.
Globe. Minus 28. Aware
Yo, thanks for the Audi the other day.
Can you please free my
family? Do you think Bil has a
cocker? Hi
15 months in and he still hasn't
streamed Elden
Ring. Hi, loser.
chat. I lost my 50/50 to blade in HSR.
who up long nighting their oath. RN.
chat.
Unfortunately, well, I forgot my
water. A
bober bring back you 10 gifted I had you
share with [ __ ] Okay.
Sorry, I know I was playing. I was not
on my
PC. Good to be
back. [ __ ] you, Dilly, for the 10
gifted. Usually I would thank you, but
you know what the [ __ ] you did? Okay.
You know what the [ __ ] you did that
for? All right, we outed it. You [ __ ]
happy. You [ __ ] losers.
Hi, nice stream.
Okay, whatever.
Don't [ __ ] talk to
me. So, I'm starting the stream with
some unfortunate news. Okay.
07.
All right, welcome in. Uh, I do have
some stuff to talk about, so we're going
to hurry up. Okay. Hello. Hello. Get
your ears out the way. Get your [ __ ]
ears out the
way.
Okay, I'll refresh
that. Welcome in. Now, unfort I have a
few I have some unfortunate news for you
guys. Okay, a few a few bits of
unfortunate news. First of all, uh I'm
streaming. Second of all,
um firstly, the EU mode is back. [ __ ]
you. Um but more
importantly, a few bits of important
news that's unfortunate. Let me open uh
I want to open the subreddit cuz I
someone linked me something from it that
I thought was funny. So, we'll watch it
together.
But number one, uh, my friend said we're
repoing at 1 to 1:30, which is in an
hour. So, we have like no time to stall.
I'm going to have to do some gin
afterwards, but there's going to be
variety today. So, hey, cinema. Um, it's
with friends. But anyways, uh, okay,
here's the here's the unfortunate part
that I want to
address.
Unfortunately, because you [ __ ]
8 months have liked my variety like our
stalling shorts. Like this Wordle one
has 500K and this one I just posted has
100. This means I I have to stall more.
Like I don't want to I because you guys
watch it, I have to do it more. Like I'm
I'm a slave to chat. I'm sorry. I'm a
content war. I'm chained to the content.
Sorry, I'm What's a better term? I'm I'm
Chad's
puppet. Anyways, so uh we're going to
be, you know, experimenting. I got a new
one pulled up. We're going to be
experimenting. See what happens. See
what happens. Uh there will be more
generic variety, but we'll talk about
that later. Today we're playing Game of
Friends. Um also, Globe, I I want to
play Platform 8, which is after Exit 8.
Apparently, it's good. I haven't seen
anything from it. Exit 8. I played and I
had already seen seen a bit of gameplay.
It's platform 8. I've seen nothing of
it. So, I don't know if it's scary. I
don't know if it's fun. I don't know.
Um, but also, okay, gotcha wise,
Genchin, you already know how it is. The
event I really want to do, the hard one.
Also, I missed the day of this. Okay,
all good. We're going to do it today.
This event I really want to do. So,
we're going to do this probably
tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow or the day
after. Call it up in stream. Is it fun
or is it just like cringe? Does anyone
know? Or is it
easy fun? Meh.
Cringe. Mika. Okay. I mean, maybe it'll
be a video. I'll write it down. Also,
new event. Maybe second channel vidw
worthy. I don't
know. Can do next stream. So, yeah,
that's going to happen. Uh, outside of
that, here's what you want to know.
Okay.
We're gonna spend the rest of our
fragile resin basically whatever in the
new domain.
Um, your stream isn't 1080. Wait,
really? Wait, you're
kidding?
Wait, wait. Why?
Wait, what the [ __ ] Wait,
why? Bro, I didn't change my
settings. I'm 8K bit
rate. Uh,
Are we back? Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Hello. Are
we
Hello. Hello. Oh, it works. Okay, I
fixed it.
Okay, bet. Can you hear me? T. Yeah.
Okay. Hello. Sorry, I don't know what
the [ __ ] just happened. Hey, new stream.
No. Okay, let's start. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I
hear my own stream. Hello. Hello.
Hello. Oh my god. Please, bro. Please. I
just remembered I did a Windows update.
Like,
please. Please. One
second. One second. I'm refreshing my
stream. If it's 720 again, I'm going to
[ __ ] lose my mind. Wait, why is it
720? Bro, can someone tell me why my
stream is
720p? Does someone know
why? Bro, what setting is
it? Wait, but I fixed it for like the
second one.
Is it cuz my Wait,
I Okay. Okay. I have to restart again,
bro. I'm going to kill him. Oh, no, man.
Does Discord keep getting pinged? I'm
sorry.
Little bro is so cooked so early into
the stream. Dude, I got a Windows
update. It's not my
fault. Okay, but I I just changed the
FPS value of my OB. Please, please, bro.
I'm going insane. Please, bro.
Please, please, please. It has to work.
It has to work.
Oh my god, it's 720p 60 now. It went
from 720 to 72060. Well, you guys lied
to me. The FPS wasn't the issue. Why
would you guys lie though? Like, why
would you
lie? Okay.
Um
Um Okay. Wait, wait. What setting is it,
bro?
Does anyone know what setting it
is?
Wait.
Um.
Um. It's
1080. Oh. No, it's not.
You're gaslighting
me. One gorp. Wait, it is. It is. Oh my
god. It is. It is. It is. It is. Thank
god it didn't end. It just took time to
[ __ ] Okay. Thank god. W chatter.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It
actually works. Many streams. Holy
[ __ ] [ __ ]
bro. Bro, I don't know what the hell
just happened, dude. Dude, I swear to
you, I was like, "Am I in 2x speed?
Wait. Am I in 2x speed? Wait." Okay,
good. Bro, I was like seeing Okay, I
would check my OBS. It would say like
six 60 fps, then I would close it. I'd
start stream and then I'd open the
settings. It It went to 30. Like a ghost
was changing my settings. And I did a
Windows update today, so I and I left my
PC on when I wasn't home for like 5
days. So I think something cooked up an
anomaly, bro. There was an
anomaly. Anyways, I don't know what the
[ __ ] happened. Welcome back. Welcome
back. My mental's cooked already, so
this is going to be a bad stream.
Also, I just wasted all my time, so I
don't even know. Oh, [ __ ] But we might
have to get an after [ __ ]
repo. Yo, my res is
capped. Anyways, welcome to the stream.
Uh, I'm not going to redo my intro. I
already told you guys what I wanted to
say.
[Music]
Um, sorry about that. I don't know what
the [ __ ] happened. Um,
okay. All good. Welcome in. Hope you're
doing well. Hope you're doing well. Zox,
what did you do off stream today? Uh,
woke up 700 a.m. real cuz I passed out
when I flew home. Woke up 7:00 a.m. Uh,
bright and early. Started working on a
Sheilon video. Then sometimes it's still
7:20. I literally can see a 1080. So
you're you're trolling.
Uh, yeah. started working. Then instead
of finishing it, I just gave up. And
then I
uh played Marvel Rivals, but it's okay.
I mean, I won every game.
Um, we'll see. I don't know if I'll
finish the video or not. If I do, it'll
be out soon. If I don't, it is what it
is.
[Music]
Um, yeah, it's only 720 for me. Well,
unfortunately, the only reason I cared
about 1080 was for VOD Frogs. And so if
yours is 720, well, get [ __ ] buddy.
That's on
you. Wait, let me see. Let me
see. Wait, it's like alternating. Mine
just changed. Okay, I don't know what's
happening,
bro. Wait.
Hey, Zak. Wait, why? Bro, mine is 1080
and then I refreshed it in another tab
and the other tab is 720 to avoid.
Thanks
XOXO. Bro, what's
happening? Do you change your output
ratio?
No. Don't mess with the Amazing
Spiderman.
Look, it's 1080 and 60 fps. Like this
what this these settings were getting
[ __ ] earlier, but they're fine. What
the hell is
happening? He has it on auto.
What do you mean? I have one on
auto.
Wait
output, bro. I'm 9,000 bit
rate, bro. I'm
gonna 720 for me and I'm a serious
chatter. Okay. Wait, what
happened? Is there any setting that
affects that other than this? Is this
not the 1080
settings? What
happened? Oh, is my bit rate too high?
It's on Twitch's end. My bit rate's 9K.
It used to be eight. Is that
why? Twitch bit
rate. No, it doesn't matter.
Just don't go above 8,500. Oh, [ __ ] Do
I trust
Reddit? Yes.
Okay, dude. Do you know how funny it
would be if I restarted again? Like,
that would be [ __ ] crazy. I'm not
going to restart again, bro. I'm only at
9K. So, I restarted again. You got me.
You got
me. I restarted again. You got me. I'm a
criminal. But it's 1080. It works. It
works. It works. I figured it out. Okay.
Can you clip this for future XYox? Can
you clip this for future X? Okay. What
was the issue? Uh, your bit rate was too
high. It was at 9K. You got to keep it
at 8K. Okay. Don't go past 8K um on the
bit rate. And then also make sure your
resolution scaling thing. Oh [ __ ] my
chair
just is is 1019 thing by 1080. Okay, all
good, bro. All good,
bro. Okay, it works. It works. It works.
It works. It works. It works. It works.
It works. It works. It works. It works.
It works. I think I just broke my chair,
but it works. It works, bro. It works.
It works, bro. It works. It works. It
works. It works. It actually works. It
actually works. It actually works, bro.
It actually works. It actually works,
bro. It actually works. Wait, let me
listen to my own stream. Make sure it's
not 2x speed. Wait one sec. Wait.
Testing 1 2 3. Testing 1 2 3. Wow,
there's like no delay. What the [ __ ]
Wow, there's like no delay. What the
What? Wow, there's like no delay. What?
What? Wow, there's like no delay. Wait,
there's actually no delay. Wait, there's
actually no delay. How is there no
delay? There's like negative like
literally zero second
delay. That doesn't even make sense.
What the [ __ ] No, I don't want delay.
That's a That's a good thing. But like I
didn't expect it to be so
fast. It's like 1 second and a
half. Anyways, that's not 0 seconds, you
fraud. Watch this. Watch this.
Gorp.
Gorp. It's It's Bro. Okay. Anyways,
uh let's start stalling. Okay.
Bro, literally look, as soon as I unmute
my stream, you're going to hear me say
glor me say glor. See, I told
you. Okay, anyways.
So, uh, as I was saying before I
restarted my stream eight times, an
unfortunate circumstance, an unfortunate
reality is that you guys like the
stalling shorts, which now means that
it's no longer stalling, but actually
content because the stalling short has
more views than the Genchin short. It is
what it is,
buddy. Sorry. Hey,
sorry. You reap what you sow. Okay.
Sorry.
The VAT is on 1080p. Oh well, that's
okay. I care about I I tried to I tried
to act all tough, but the truth is I
care about my live viewers, okay? You're
the backbone of my
economy. Anyways, uh it's already 12:40
and I'm cooked. So, let's uh let's start
with a neverbefored
word.
Penis. That was terrible.
Okay. What's a good second word? What's
a good second word? You want some vowels
in there? Maybe something with a u.
Maybe like a balm. That's not a word.
Maybe like
um fault. Penis
fault. Okay. L A. What about What about
uh
aloof? There's no F. What about al all?
What
about
glam development? Does this mean you
love women finally? What do you mean
finally? What about What about What
about What about What about
Braum? Braille
bra. What about a
V or something something a l y? You get
me? No. It can't be something
l something a
l
alo. This word sucks.
Something something a
ley blavy
bravy brazy crazy. No, there's an L.
What? What, bro? Alo
alo
Aloy. Okay, because this word can't be
any of the words that I'm guessing. That
means that when I find a word that fits,
it's going to be that word. So like it
looks bad, but it's going to be good.
Okay. It could be L O something. A, you
know,
Lorax. Okay. Okay. Morax
moler. Is moler a
word? What?
Moral. I mean I mean I mean I got it. I
mean I mean I mean good enough.
Oh, cuz mers are like your teeth, right?
But like I don't know if that's how you
spelled it. And then I got moral. All
right. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Okay.
Connections. My mortal enemy. I [ __ ]
hate connections, but we're going to do
it cuz I have to.
Okay. Crowd score. Mamba.
Why am I getting I hate this [ __ ]
already, bro. I'm gonna close.
I Bro, I the stream had issues. I have
to keep restarting it. I'm sorry. Okay,
I'm
sorry. Okay, I'm being blackmailed cuz I
I jokingly typed to my friend in all
caps KY, but it was a joke and I deleted
it, bro. Okay, and now he's he
screenshotted it and sent it to me.
Like, bro, like I didn't type that. It
was an AI. I didn't write that. I did
not write that. I didn't write that. I
said, "Yo, nice to see you
again." So, if you ever see a
screenshot, no, it wasn't
me. So mean, dude. I I literally like
didn't type
that. It's actually pretty funny,
though.
I'm not gonna Did
I Wait one second. Let me let me
Did he finish crashing
out? Dude, we were playing Marvel
Rivals or we played
Valerant and
um I was like, "Yo, who wants to
play?" So this is not
you, bro. Your imag link me is a blank
screen. Anyways, Fang was like, "I'm
down. I just can't comp. So if you guys
want to comp, I'll spectate." Then Jay
Chong was like, "I'm a fun hover now."
And earlier the message is crop, but
he's like, "Yo, I'll join. Like, wait
for me." Then I said, "No, it's okay. We
play with you, Queen." And I replied to
J Chung. And bro, but it's AI. I didn't
say that, but it was a joke. And I
deleted it right away. But he
screenshotted it. He screenshotted
it, dude. Okay. In my defense though. In
my defense. In my
defense. In my defense, Fang laughed.
And I would say that being mean to a man
to make a girl laugh is net a net win in
society. That's all I'm saying. That's
all I'm saying. Okay? And if you
disagree with me, that's fine. But just
know that like you're not a woman
respector.
Sorry. Anyways, uh we're going to see
the connections. um
caught in 720p.
Okay. Yo, it's my stream is not 720p. My
stream is
Don't even [ __ ] joke about that, bro.
Don't even [ __ ] joke about that.
Okay, let me log in. I'm going to close
chat so I don't cheat. Okay. Crowd score
Mamba Engine, Boa, Simba, Katy Perry,
Scar. Wait, these are Lion King
characters. Lion Guarder, Scratch,
Merang, C. Wait. French stockings. Tangy
scrape.
Okay. Katy Perry. Dark horse. So you
want to play with me? Wait. Thing person
that went to space for 5 minutes. Katy
Perry. Boa.
Wait. Scar and Simba are in the Lion
King. Boa is like the snake. No. Isn't
that his
name? I don't know. and like lion. This
has to be bait. What else is there?
There's crowd source,
crowdfund,
mamba, mering
engine,
corset. I'm just going to click this,
but I know it's not this. Um, let let me
think. Let me think. Scar. Scratch.
Scrape.
Katy Perry. What? Wait. Oh. Score.
Score. Score. Like like when you're in
like like like like when you're in a
wall. Okay. Like like you know when
you're like counting score with like
Yeah. Scrape scratch star score. mess up
the surface of um
lion
king
mamba.
Simba, Boa,
Hancock, Crowd
Fund, meringue. What is merang? Merang
is like it's made of egg whites and it's
something that's whipped like you spit
it. Um
um
tangy. Oh, you rev you spin mering. You
spin an engine, right? Um, what else
spins? A boa and a corset. Let me Wait,
what are stockings are like? No, you
don't spin
them. [ __ ] it. Okay, I am not cooking.
Uh, guarder. I don't know what that word
means. Isn't that a US
president? Guarder crowd.
Simba,
Mamba, Boa, Tangy. I I don't, bro, I
don't have time. I actually don't have
time. I actually don't have time,
bro. What is Katy Perry doing
here? I don't get it.
Perry the
platypus. I I don't get it, bro. I don't
get it,
bro.
Tangy. Isn't that like how something
tastes? It's tangy.
Mering. Lion. Bro, I give up. I give up.
I give up. I don't want to do this
anymore. Let him cook, bro. Let him
cook. What's the last
one? [ __ ] it,
bro. What's the last one?
[Music]
Um, is Morang a piece of
clothing? I give up. I actually give up,
bro. I actually give up. I don't care.
Just tell me what this was.
What the [ __ ] is burlesque wear? Are you
[ __ ] kidding me? That's the orange.
That's the
yellow boa corset guarder stockings. I
kind of knew corset guard and stockings.
Like I was cooking that up. But what the
[ __ ] is boa other than Hancock?
Boa, Bank of
America. I don't know, bro. A South
Korean singer. Okay. How was I supposed
to know
this? They roar. Crowd Engine. Katy
Perry. Lion. Ladden dances with a vowel
changed. Mamba
mering. Simba.
Tangy. No, dude. This is [ __ ]
terrible.
This game sucks. I don't know even know
why I did it. Watch. Watch me play a
real game made for smart intellectuals
like myself. Watch this. Brazil. Okay.
It's um I'm thinking right around here.
Maybe. Maybe
Somalia. Okay. What about like up here?
Maybe like uh Morocco.
Uh
Tunisia. How about How about
Chad? What?
Okay. How about my good
friend? Well, maybe it's Europe,
actually. Maybe it's like Poland or or
Spain. Let's do Spain. Spain is warmer.
Still closer to Tunisia. It could be
over here. It could be it could be uh uh
um um it could be uh Mo Zambi. No, no,
no. Sorry. Moretania. Mozambique's on
the east coast.
Moritania. Oh, interesting. It's more
north. What about uh uh uh
uh is Egypt or Algeria left? Libya's
here. No, that's Egypt. This is Algeria.
Wait, no, Algeria's here. Wait, I don't
know. One is Okay, it's not Algeria. Uh,
wait, it could be like Ital. It could be
like here, actually. What if it's
Greece? Oo, Greece is warmer. Uh, have
you heard of a country called Croatia?
Oh, okay. I was actually thinking of
CIT, but um it's okay. Adjacent to I
mean, it could just be Italy. Nope, it
can't. Uh adjacent to Croatia, have you
heard of Romania? That wasn't even
close. Have you heard of
Slovakia? Have you heard of
Czecha? Have you heard of
um Laos? Okay. Have you heard of Okay.
Have you heard of
um what's above Greece, bro?
Wait.
Romania.
Serbia. Oh my god. I'm him. But it's not
Serbia.
Serbia,
Croatia. Oh. Oh, the [ __ ] um what?
Wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. Slow. Slow.
No.
Bosnia. Oh my god. That's why I got it.
But I didn't get
it. What?
Wait. Oh, because there's a tip here.
So, it's right here. It's It's Wait.
Um, what's the place that uh Where's
Boer from? Wait, what what is that place
called?
Um,
Hungary. What am I thinking of? What is
that place called? Chad, can you tell
me? Can you tell me the place I'm
thinking of? Don't give me the answer.
Oh, Bulgaria. Thank you. Okay, that
wasn't Wait, where's Oh, I mean, it was
kind of close. Bulgarians right there.
Okay. Um
I don't know,
bro. Gloss.
What's above Greece?
Um glo
I don't know. I don't think I'll get
this. I don't know. I'm looking at
chat.
[Music]
Albania. Okay. It's not
Albania. Montenegro.
Monte. Oh my god, bro.
Okay. What's right here? I don't These
are Okay. Honestly, I was kind of
close. North Macedonia and Cosovo. I
see. Why do I
think I don't know why my brain thought
Kosovo was in Wait, where's
Looo?
Looo. South South Africa. Okay. Southern
Africa. Okay. Okay, cuz I was I confused
Cassotho and Lasso
Lasso. And by confused, I don't know cuz
uh Okay, whatever. I know now. Okay, so
so Negro, Albania,
Kosovo, I forgot the last
one. Okay, GG. Genshin, everyone's
favorite. Genchin. Genchin, everyone's
favorite. What star is Ellis? Ben, time
for some hard labor. Ellen, touch my
tail.
John Jane wait it's attack um that's
easy it's
um
Anton what we just add in chat what the
[ __ ] is Sonic can we delete this
please why did I just click
Nekcoma okay it's an attack character
That's Wow, I'm cooked. It's an attack
character. That's
Ether. Who the [ __ ] is Ether? Is Evelyn
attack? Wait, wait. Nicole is Ether, but
she's like a support.
Um, could it be Yanagi?
She's I'm
cooked. Honestly, Harumasa. No, he's
like lightning or some
[ __ ] [ __ ]
it.
Gen, wait, is she? I don't have her,
bro. I don't have her. Oh, she is ether.
I didn't know, bro. I don't have her.
Okay. Hongkey star rail. Bro, I've
actually been auto battling. I've been
like tryh harding. Uh uh I wanted to see
I was like, "Okay, never mind. We'll
talk about what I did." But bro, I don't
have enough herab bonds to buy the
[ __ ] to S5, the new Lyone. I'm
cooked. I need it. I was trying to see
how much speed I needed to zero cycle
with
RMC and I did like [ __ ] 160 like
eight. I'm
cooked. All
good. All good.
Um, okay. Early character. Let's say
Arlin servil
Jun. What?
[Applause]
Boo. There's another lightning character
in
1.0. It's not
Ginguen.
Uh, harmony. Tingune. Tingune.
Tingune. Nice neck, loser. Daily quote.
How does it go again? Who strikes first?
He who strikes first. Uh, just get on
with it. How does it go again? He who
strikes first. Uh, just get on with it.
This sounds like
um sounds like a man.
I don't know who
though. Could it be Blade? I feel like
it's one of the like the Sanjo guys. I
think it's one of the Sanjo guys. I
don't know which one
though. I mean, it could be like Is my
day here? No.
Well, no. He wouldn't say
that. Whatever. Let's just I want to
listen to the voice, so I'm throwing on
purpose. Let me just listen to the
voice.
How does it go again? He who strikes
first. Just get on with it.
How does it go again? He who strikes
first
justly cuz she counters. I get it. That
she wants you to strike first so she can
counter you. I
daily
ability. Uh that is hook.
That is commitment. What the [ __ ] is
this, bro? [ __ ] Heo Claraara Sh. Oh,
it's Bhill. The [ __ ] Okay, it's a
venturine.
Okay, bro. I'm getting [ __ ] cooked
today. What the hell? But that's not
even a real ability. It's like a
passive. Like, who gives a [ __ ] about a
passive? That's QQQ. Who gives a [ __ ]
about a pass? Okay, what the
hell? Sorry, chat. I'm getting cooked
today. Today's not my day. Genjol,
please, bro.
Please. I like
him. Also, dude, I read some comments on
my
uh wait. Okay, don't type ew on
my on my like favorite character for
each element short. Everyone was like,
"Ooh, fake Kakcomi fan. Oh, you don't
like Al Heatham traitor? Listen here,
you [ __ ] Okay, the Kakcomi
thing. Let me explain myself. Firstly,
as much as I I don't want to say
thirsted, but liked Aliitham, I still
love him. I just think when you factor
in everything, I'm just a big fan of
Kenicha's design. But I still love Alita
and they're close. Okay, they're close.
I like them both. I do. Can you not like
two characters? Can you not? I'm just
saying given everything uh I don't know
man. I don't know. I don't know. I kind
of I kind of like I kind of don't like
his like I wish he would change like I
don't like his pants but like I I like
his like his like face card you know and
I like them too. I'm just saying to me
it's like Kijiji is like only slightly
it's like he edges it out but I like
both. And then as far as Kcomi goes I've
always been a Komi loyalist. Okay. I've
been a Kakcomi enjoyer, but it's not
it's mostly because she she received a a
disrespect from the community, okay? And
I I am a supporter of Kakcomi. Now,
that's not to say that she's my favorite
character. She's just someone I like. I
like her color palette. I like her car.
I like her, right? She's cool. I like
her. All I'm saying is as far as like if
I'm being honest with myself, what I've
been through with Fina just kind of
overtakes a lot of of of of my thoughts,
you know? Like me and Fina, we've been
through thick and thin. Okay, we
have.
Anyways, but I do love Fina. I mean, I
do love Kakobi.
Did you do the shirtless Kich event?
Yes. But I didn't do the
quest. But I did all the events. I did
the the
puzzleep with the little like dudes and
then I did the combat one where it's
attack and defense. Oh my god. Can I
rant about that by the way? I forgot
about it. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] That attack
defense thing was okay. Defending
awesome. Great. Attacking was [ __ ]
cringe. I'm sorry. You have to like
capture stuff, run at stuff. I hated
it. I don't know. I [ __ ] hated it.
Maybe if it was like hard. No, it wasn't
skills. I got [ __ ] plaid on
everything and I did it on two
accounts, but I also did it on my phone,
so I don't
know. The crown came from the quest.
Wait,
really? Oh, did I just lose a crown? I
don't think I missed a single crown in
my life. Oh well, there you go. Oh, no.
I have missed one. I missed one. Yep.
Honestly, whatever. It's worth not doing
the [ __ ] quest, bro. Why? It's fine.
I should have done it. I should have
done it,
bro. I mean, I saw the story. Like, I
watch people do it. Like, it looked
good, but I don't I don't know. I I just
I I don't understand. If a quest is
good, why is it temporary? Like, why do
they do that? Like, bro, if you're going
to make a good quest, let me play it
whenever. Why is all Are all the good
quests [ __ ] You have a month to do
them. FOMO. Have you heard of
Pumo? Cuz FOMO PMO. I'm sorry, bro. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. I
definitely lost a crown then, but it's
okay. I got Auroron, though. I got an
Auroron. Like, I'm not even kidding. I
did the event. Okay, I did. Look. Boom.
[ __ ]
C1.
Boom. Okay.
Anyways. Okay. No more stalling. Sorry.
Okay. It's not Altham. It could
be early 2
something. Ryden
Shogun. Sorry. Okay. Daily quote. The
sun feels hot. As hot as those studio
lights I'm in front of all the time.
Good thing there can only be one sun.
Who's a [ __ ] famous pop star, bro?
Navia. Who's in front of studio lights?
Oh, Charlotte. Um, Chiori. She's like a
model. Well, not a model, but like a
seamstress. Is someone like a model?
Wait, this could have been there's an
event where we have to like film stuff.
It could be like an event person.
Fina. Uh, this should be easy, bro. This
should be
easy. Studio. Holy fraud. Genshin.
Playaway. Jarger
Fina Studio
lights. Does Yunjen have a studio? Okay,
we'll see. Let me just listen to the
voice. Oh, it was Fina. Okay, I got it.
The sun feels almost as hot as I got it,
bro. I got it. I knew it was the event.
Good thing there can only be one son.
Okay, that was easy. Daily ability.
That's uh
Chi-Chi. That's Shinyun.
That's okay. Daily emoji.
What the [ __ ] is
this?
What? Who the [ __ ] does
this? Free me.
Bro, what the [ __ ] is
this? Purple heart, books, and a [ __ ]
beach hat.
This an electro
character, bro.
I'm I'm done for today, man. I'm
actually done for today. It's already
1:00 a.m. Like, I'm done for today,
bro. Purple heart and books.
I guess it's Electro. So, who's Electro?
Purple heart means electro. So, who's
Electro with books? Yay, Miko. She has a
publishing house. Who else? Could it be
Ryden? No. Sara. Fishial. Bet. Razor.
Sino.
Bro, what the [ __ ] Like, I don't get
it. Am I
dumb? Maybe like Well, like who else has
a beach
outfit?
Jean. Purple heart.
Is this not [ __ ] Yai,
bro? Well, there goes the [ __ ] win
streak cuz I actually have no clue and I
don't feel like thinking about this
anymore, bro.
What? Oh, could it be S?
No, I mean it could be Sali actually.
But what's with the hat?
The books make sense. The purple heart
makes sense. The face kind of makes
sense. But what's with the hat? Does
Sali have a
hat? Clarinda has a
hat, but she
doesn't. She doesn't read books, does
she? I mean, I don't know. Does this
Clarin have a [ __ ] book?
In my role as she's a duelist, bro. Good
morning.
Sing Cho has books. Let me read you a
Oh,
Lisa. Wait, Lisa has a hat. Oh, it's
Lisa. Oh my god, I forgot Lisa existed.
Who would? Bro, I named every electro
character except Lisa.
Okay. But to be fair though, to be
fair, nobody thinks about Lisa anymore.
And that's no disrespect to her cuz I
like her. No disrespect. But like, no
one thinks about Lisa anymore. Bro, her
birthday's on
69. I don't know, man. Okay. I got it,
though. I literally got it. It's fine.
We said Lisa in the first guest. Yeah,
but I didn't check a chat to check chat.
Oh [ __ ] people are in the
Discord. Wait, FOB's
here. Dawn's here. Wait, W. We have a
squad. All right, anyways. Okay, let me
lock in. Let me lock in. Uh, we're going
to do the spell check and then we're
going to All right, spell check. All
right. How to play? This is a new daily,
chat. It's a new daily. Cinema.
Cinnamon.
Cinnamona. New spell check. Let's see if
my English is good. Now, if I mess up
any word, I studied in French. Uh, so
you're technically making fun of someone
whose English isn't his first language,
and that's [ __ ] up. So, you're not
allowed to make fun of me. Okay. Uh, I
studied on France. Okay. All right.
Let's go. Spell check.
N months of
asking and it's still not yeah daily
level one easy lock in let me turn my
music down a little bit okay let's go
apron a noun meaning a garment usually
of cloth plastic or leather usually tied
around the waist and easy bro incendiary
a adjective meaning igniting combustible
material spontaneously what the hell is
this bro this recluse recluse marked by
withdrawal from societ iety solitary
porridge. Porridge Goldilocks for what
porridge or water abruptly adverb in an
abrupt manner in a sudden and unexpected
way.
I just can't really type in an abrupt
manner in a sudden and unexpected. Uh
well with my keyboard it sucks but like
ah level two medium easy. We got
flawless on easy. Watch this.
Industrial. Industrial. A adjective
meaning of or relating to industry.
Industrial
President official chosen territory.
Territory. A noun meaning a geographic.
This is too easy. Disembark verb meaning
to remove to shore from a ship.
Disembark is derived from middle French
combining an embarker meaning to embark
in French. It's not embark from a ship.
Okay, got it. Racketeer. A noun meaning
one who obtains money by an illegal
enterprise, usually involving
intimidation. Okay. Okay. Listen to me.
Listen to me. This doesn't look good.
Money by an illegal enterprise.
Racketeer. I'm pretty sure it's a qu.
Racketeer. A noun. [ __ ] What's the
alternative? Like there's no way it's a
K like rack. Racketer. A noun meaning
one
who enterprise usually involving
intimidation. Racketeer. A noun
meaningal enterprise usually involving
intimidation. Racketer. This does not
look right,
bro. Enterprise usually involving
intimidation. This doesn't look right.
Racketer meaning one who obtains money
by an illegal enterprise usually in
[ __ ] Wait, how do you spell racketeer?
I'll check it later. Okay, next round.
Hard. We got these, bro. Watch this.
Strenuous, a adjective meaning
vigorously, active, energetic. Strenuous
is a Latin word meaning vigorously.
Strenous. It's like this. Strenuous, a
adjective meaning vigorously active.
Wait, run it back. Strenuous, a
adjective meaning. Got it.
Unsportsmanlike. Oh, easy not
characteristic of exhibiting good
sportsmanship. Not sportsman. Yep. Next
one. Bammen.
Asphalt of Asia Minor used in ancient
times as cement and mortar. Bammen. What
the [ __ ] is bumen? Bammen. A noun
meaning an [ __ ] minor used in ancient
[ __ ]
Gageenshine. A noun meaning a faint
light about 20 degrees. Wait, what?
Gageine, a noun meaning a faint light
about 20°. Wait, gagenshine. Gage shine.
A noun meaning a faint. This game is too
hard for me, bro. Celestial sphere.
Gageenshine. There's no way it's like g-
a y. It has to be like g a cuz it's like
German. Gage shine, a noun meaning a
faint light about 20° across on the
celestial sphere opposite the sun,
probably caused by back scatter of
sunlight by solar system dust. The word
originates from German combined. It's
probably e i n cuz that's like German
like nine, you know, gagenshine. It's
this, bro. Watch
this. Was I close?
Enselge a noun meaning the process of
preserving fodder by ensling. Ensel
originates from French ensor and Spanish
silo meaning to store in a silo. Enselge
a noun meaning the process of preserving
fodder by ensiling. Ensel originates
from French. It has it has to be this or
or I give up my life, bro.
I'm dead. I'm dead, bro. I'm dead, bro.
I'm dead.
Uh oh. Raketer's CK. Okay. I mean, I
could have gotten
that. Bit. Wait. Bamin is bumin. By what
the
hell? Gagen
shine. A sidage. Oh, I put a O instead
of a I and then Okay.
Well,
GG.
Also, someone sent me this.
Uh, where is
it? Okay, I'm just going to play for you
guys. uh an L that I found. Now, I don't
want any of you to laugh and I don't
want any of you to bring this up. I'm
just going to play the clip.
Okay. So, let me turn
up. So,
um I got you this little thing. I didn't
open it yet. It's a huttowing her little
like ghost. Like the bhutau. Is it a
cute
chat here? I just wanted to give this to
you. I'll just leave it here. Um I think
Are you This is why you should never
underestimate hotel mains. It was
sitting here this whole [ __ ] time and
you were going to tell Are you serious?
So what did I get? Is this the Is this
the same
one? Is actually
Bro, you should never under.
Why does it end there? Bro, I I had to
get rid of it. Much love, chat. And
stall. Anyways, I brought it back home.
It's here now. So, at least I have it
now. I mean, it was going to be a gift.
Like, it was going to be a gift. Like,
it's the thought that count. People say
it's the thought that counts. Okay. It's
the thought that counts. And the thought
was there. It just and it hopefully it
counted. But why did she have the huttow
like thing
already saw this at the library during
my visit to
UF
Gorp? Wait, is this real? What the [ __ ]
This is literally Shang
Lang.
Okay. All right. All right. Let's go.
Um, let's go do our thing. Okay. Um,
that was enough stalling for a day.
We'll do a quiz soon. Okay. That was
enough stalling for a day.
Um,
wait. Oh my god.
Okay, bro. Thank god we're Okay. Uh,
thank god we're doing variety cuz my OBS
won't lock Genchin. So, anytime I like
tab out, you see me tab out. I don't
know what the hell is doing, but it's
fine. I don't know why that's happening,
but uh it's
okay. Okay, let's see what's
happening. You need to run it as admin,
bro. I know. I've been doing this for
like four [ __ ] years, but I did run
it as admin, but for some reason it
didn't work. So, what do you want me to
do? What do you want me to do? Anyways,
there's double artifacts right now. So,
let's see what we'll get in the first
ever double artifact event in Genchin
Impact. Okay, first ever.
What will we get? This is a brand new
feature. Double artifacts. What will we
get?
Wait, what the
[ __ ]
Yo,
wait. That's good. Wait, I'm time
stabbing this. Oh, wait. All
tab. Wait, this is [ __ ] Wait, what the
hell? We're leveling
this. Wait, one more. One more.
Let's light it up. I'm going go and
fulfill
our
you from the sky,
bro. What the heck? Wait, one more. One
more. One more set. No, I used
condensed. I mean, it's fine. It doesn't
matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't
matter. Um, okay. All right. garbage.
It's fine. I have to use the event, bro.
It's the event that gives you the good
rewards.
Pyrolastic surge.
I don't know why I dismounted my bike.
Okay, original
resin. Let's see what we get. Another
one. second double uh uh artifacts. And
if my theory is correct, the second one
because it's the bonus one will be the
good one. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.
Exactly. Okay. One more.
I'm going in. Show no
mercy. Okay. Now, if my
Now, I'm nose the Jeff 77, but if if my
math is correct, then the second
artifact we see should be the event one,
which is guaranteed to have double
crit. Well, maybe maybe at plus four.
Maybe I plus
four. Let me do one more run cuz I want
to one more. Those actually aren't bad,
though. Those actually aren't bad.
You're right, bro. They're actually not
bad. They're not.
Everybody stand to fulfill our
nice little book for the boys. Uh I
don't think I'm going to get a melt
here.
Okay, I got the
melt. Watch this. Watch this. The the
the goblet right here is calling my
[ __ ] name, bro. Watch this. Sand is
going to be terrible. The the feather
awful. The
[Music]
sands. Oh, I mean goblet. I called it a
sands. I meant goblet. I meant gobblet.
I meant goblet. I meant goblet.
Teamwork is show no mercy.
Just started playing again. Since when
was there motorcycles? This has to be
rage bait. Okay, maybe it's not. It's
just one character. Okay, it's just one
character. And honestly, like a lot of
people pretend she doesn't exist. Okay,
I just I like like don't talk to me.
Okay.
Faster, stronger.
I missed the
I'm playing with a mod. Okay, watch
this. Exactly.
Okay. Okay. We'll do more later, bro.
We'll do more later.
Are we
gorping? I'm down to
glor. Okay, wait. Let me
condense. New abyss is amazing. I don't
even remember what the new Wait, is
there a new abyss?
Oh, wait. Oh, [ __ ] Wait. I guess I'm
streaming tomorrow. Oh,
[ __ ] Okay. Well, you're going to see me
all tab
again. New Abyss tomorrow, by the way.
[Applause]
GG. 60 enemies cooked. Shia this. Let's
[ __ ] go. Let's [ __ ] go. Shiao
birthday.
Wait, you're right,
bro. For Shiao's birthday, we spend all
of our
resin. We spend all of our
resin in the new
domain for Shiao's birthday. I
gorped. You forgot about it. No, I
didn't, bro. I just didn't plan, but I'm
going to do it. Look. Watch
this. Oh, also off stream I got this
glad piece that had four sub stats at
level zero, double crit. I rolled it
once, it got flat attack. Withered rose
emoji instead of themselves to the
heavens. God should broaden their
horizons in the world below.
Good.
Okay, let me show you guys
something. Ladies and gentlemen, uh
today we're going to roll this flower.
Okay, we have more uh resin to spend.
And on child's birthday, we're going to
spend all our fragiles. Okay, yes, we
will. However, I just want to say this
flower right here uh we got today and I
expect great things of it. Now, you
might be like, Zach, is this a a a sha
flower? No, it's not.
But we love Skirk in this chat. Okay,
watch this. Double crit. Uh uh max roll
crit damage, high roll crit rate. Watch
this. Wait, let me try the tech again.
Wait, I hate that you guys see when I
all
tab. Wait. Genchin Impact theme
song
menu. Okay, we're playing the main
theme.
[Music]
Bro, why? Why? Why?
I
[Music]
mean, it's like, what if you use melt,
bro? What if Skirk melts? Like, how
would I
know, dude? It could be good. It could
actually be good. It could actually be
good, bro. Bro, bro, it could be good.
It We don't know. We don't know. But if
it's like a melt character, it could be
good. If I don't need the EM, it's not
good. But if I do, it
is. Whatever. We're keeping it. It's
fine, bro. It's actually fine. That's a
clip. Plus
[Music]
one. Wow. Let me pause this [ __ ]
music again.
Eh, it's
decent. You know what? Just cuz you said
that, this [ __ ] board gets
it. [ __ ] bore. Hey,
sorry.
Anyways, oh, Fire's on the
banner. Oh,
yeah. That's
cool. Dude, this is this is such a [ __ ]
banner, man. All right. Is it that
time? Wait, let me see what's going
on. Alt tabbing again, bro. I'm checking
the [ __ ] Discord. Okay. You want to
fight
me? Okay. Obviously, we have more Genjin
to do and we have to stream the new
abyss and for Shia's birthday. Okay.
Okay. And I might do some like in a bit,
but but for now, let me let me see what
people are doing. One second. One more
stream. Let me join Let me join the
Discord for a second. Is Shello Nin that
bad? No, bro. She's good.
Chill. It depends what you need. Okay.
Do you need like a horizontal support or
do you need a vertical one? You get me?
Do you get me? You get me or no? If you
get me, press one. If you don't press
glor She's kind of
like Shillin's kind of like a hot sauce,
okay? where it's like she'll be good on
basically any type of food if you like
hot sauce. The only thing is is like the
best food you'll ever eat might not have
hot sauce on it cuz it's already like
perfect. Okay, but on like any mediocre
food or even good food, you can usually
add hot sauce if you like it and it'll
be good. That's Chillin really good. And
if you're wondering like for your
account generic good support, Shillin's
up there as one of the best, right? But
a lot of teams have like certain niche
supports that they might want more than
Chillin. That's like the only thing. So,
she's really good as like a overall
account thing or for newer accounts or
for certain teams, but then for like
certain specific niches and certain
characters and certain archetypes, then
the hot sauce won't be as, you know,
high of a ceiling as uh like some more
niche words like Sali, right? Where it's
like I really want her for
melt. You get what I'm saying? You do
actually get what I'm saying? She's hot
sauce basically.
Weird analogy. No, it's not. The best
food you eat, your favorite food
probably isn't dowsed in hot sauce, but
the average food you eat, if you're a
hot sauce enjoyer, you might put hot
sauce on
it. What if I like tiramisu? Then
Tiramisu is like um that's like that's
like you know like like
um
Sili. The only thing I'll say though is
[Music]
um I actually might make a video on this
later, but like I can't talk about it
yet cuz we don't like escap but but
but I think as much as meta is changing
in Genchin, there is one constant who
has survived through everything and
that's Bennett. Somehow he's still the
[ __ ] goat through everything. Where
did that come from?
Which is [ __ ]
crazy. Anyways,
hello Mr. Socks. I made you a quiz that
you can stall with free content.
Adventure team assemble. Wait, I might
do that. But I think today Okay, wait.
Let me join the Discord and see what's
up. Okay, wait. But actually they can I
join I am live also at
dude these guys are
posting meiku plushies in the discord.
Where did that come from?
No one's answering me.
GG's. It's cooked.
Wait, why am I here? Want obsidian for
the boys or no?
Okay. Sorry, I was typing in all caps.
Wait, what the [ __ ] is this team?
Why is Sethos here?
I mean, it's fine. We got
it. We got it. I'll do an obsidian run.
Boom. Okay. I mean, that could be good.
Maybe. Not really. That was fun. That
was fun.
That was fun. Let me do the new domain
again. [ __ ] I closed
chat. Dude, the dubby isn't out, man. I
wish it Yeah, it's out for Asia and you.
Okay, I get it. I get it. I'm American.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Rise with the sun. Start the clock.
Control your final warning. Hunt them
down. Wait, Bob just sent the code.
Wait, I think we're repoing, but they're
not in the channel that says live. So,
what if I join and they're like they're
just like I don't know. What if they're
being like like misogynists? Like I
don't I wouldn't want to associate with
those people cuz I
love I'm going to join. Let me
join. Huh? Question mark.
Wait, why was it locked into my Genchin?
It's
fine. Dragon Soul. Wait, what the [ __ ]
is this? Oh [ __ ] I just closed
everything. Oops. What is this new
Runescape game? Is it good?
Um,
Repo. Yo, can I say something to the
Repo team? Oh, they just changed the
icon. Thank [ __ ] God, bro. You have
to change your icon. You have to.
There's literally no bigger flaw. Like,
your game is great. The only bad thing
is the icon. It is the ugliest thing I
have ever seen. I saw Marvel Rivals. 257
hours play time plus 100 on my alt
account. No big deal. I mean, it is what
it is. I leave it open in the background
a lot. I leave it open a lot. I don't
play that much. I'm only level like 40.
I leave it open in the background a lot.
I leave it open. But, bro, my Emma Emma,
what's her name? Emma Watson. Emma Emma
Frost. Dude, she's crazy. She goes
crazy. Dude, why did they kill Doctor
Strange, by the way? Not to start
yapping, but they [ __ ] killed Doctor
Strange for no reason. That guy did not
need the [ __ ] nerf. It's fine. Okay,
let me join the Discord.
Yes, I I can literally stop can't I
cannot stop talking about the
performance. Literally changed my Okay.
Sorry. Sorry. My I didn't know it was
that loud. I didn't know it was that
loud. One second. One second. One
second. I definitely One second. One
second. I didn't know it was that loud.
Um one second. Sorry. Sorry.
Um, wait. Chill. I Bro, why does my
volume mixer have [ __ ] two Discords?
Which one's the right one? Okay, I'm on
muting. I swear there's always a few
like videos or clips from like certain
performances by certain artists that
just like I feel like if I watch it, it
will just make me want to actually be
productive.
Oh, hello. Hello. Hey, guys. Hi.
I've faced many of my duels. Most of
them now that you're here. Yo, [ __ ] you,
Bob.
Oh, no. Dude, when me and Bob have beef,
I was watching I watch Actually, I
didn't even watch it, but someone linked
me it the the the the repo VOD of us
playing, okay? And there's a part where
I was last alive and do you know what I
heard in the spectating room? I heard
this [ __ ] blop, okay? Who I
considered a friend. I did. Sorry.
Sorry, I was wrong. Clearly, he was
shit-talking me the whole time. Oh, Nick
destroyed everything and now he's
trolling. Oh, he [ __ ] I don't know. I
don't remember. But he trolled me. I
mean, he flamed me. Nick. Mhm. Can I get
a base halt in chat for that? You know,
I I don't even have base halt.
I don't have base halt. You are running
around not right now with Clarend. Okay,
let's let's get on get on Repo.
Oh.
Oh, I do have base halt. Oh, okay. Also,
my brother's visiting, so he's like
sleeping in the room behind me. So, if I
yell, he'll hear it. So, I got to be
like normal, you know? You're saying all
this after you screamed your way in
here. I I just saw Bo, but I got
triggered. I'm sorry. Hello, everyone
else. Hello, Alva. Hello. Hello, Don.
Hello, Fang. Hello, Zenia.
Yo, why are Jake and Fob in another
channel?
Oh, wait. I can't just launch the game
without mods. Off in a corner.
Oh, Bob Fab is disassociating. Dude,
FOB's into some weird [ __ ] today, bro.
Oh, no. What do you mean by weird [ __ ]
Bob is doom. I think I think Gura
retiring legitimately broke him today.
[ __ ] Oh, is Oh, is that what happened?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh. Is he crying?
Oh, that's really sad.
07.
You're so beautiful. Oh, this is you.
The first thing I see when I open my
Twitter is your cute face. I'm so
honored,
Bob. You're so beautiful. Okay. You,
too. Oh my god. I can't I I honestly
every time I open up your stream I just
heart pound. Okay, that's now I know
you're trolling. Now I know you're just
[ __ ] pressing my buttons. Do I launch
with mods or normal?
Someone in your chat said, "OMG, they
made us." Okay, modded.
Uh
Repo dude Jake have all the levels
though. I think he I think it is his
save. I mean, we could wait for him, but
I don't know how long he's going to take
to I don't Am I going insane? This guy
chose one and and then he's like, "I
have to edit." But, bro, you work for
yourself. What do you mean you have to
edit? Just post it in 3 hours.
I think it's like an emergency thing.
Oh, no. I need to emergency post a
YouTube video. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. I don't know what it
is. All good. All good. All good. All
good. Okay. Uh, let me import the
mods.
Uh, you literally do that. I do do that.
I'm very rich from the guy that hasn't
made What kind hasn't Okay, watch your
tone, buddy.
Turn off the playlist. Okay, sorry.
Wait, how do I I'm
like, how do I import this [ __ ] code
again? Wait, go back.
Wait, is the code you sent Bob the new
mods pack? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's the
one we used last time. Okay.
What's the program to launch the mods
called again? Thunder store. Ah, thank
you. Keep opening Curse Forge.
Dude, curse forge. Oh my goodness. It's
time to play Minecraft. Minecraft times.
Wait, isn't it isn't a new update for
Minecraft out?
Ah, [ __ ]
Uh, should I intro what I'm doing? I'll
do it later.
Hey guys, today we're playing Repo, and
Nick is about to single-handedly turn
into the main character again. What does
that mean?
Well, last time you were the last one
alive for like a good 20 minutes and we
just all had to watch you suffer. Okay,
but like Okay, but the only reason I
died is cuz I don't want to make you
guys wait. But cuz like I'm useless, but
like after 20 minutes of stalling, it
depends who's last. Like if blob's last
alive, I have a bit of faith. If it's
me, it's it's over. You just got to
believe in yourself. You got to lock in.
Maybe I do, but I dude I need a weapon.
Like maybe I maybe we need to like buy
weapons, you know? Oh, do you guys see
the me the video? It's like I need a
bigger weapon. I need a weapon.
I need more bullets.
Have you seen that? It has like 5
million views. How long? I'll post. It's
like 30 seconds.
Don't click on it. Your play for be
ruined.
You're for you page. It will never see.
Actually, you know what? I have seen
this. I This is go Whoa. A lot of
protein, sir. Let's go to the gym,
buddy. Let's go to the gym. Yo, why that
[ __ ] Why it moving? They will know my
power. I need more bullets. I need more
bullets. I need more bullets. I need
more bullets. Bigger weapons. That [ __ ]
got motion.
I need more bullets. I need more
bullets. My category 7 earthquake.
He does remind me of
comes
baby. No, that is a weapon.
That [ __ ]
crazy. God damn.
Now that is a weapon.
Now that is a weapon. Wait, my cam's
[ __ ]
up. Too twitch banan. It's literally
not. It's literally just a guy. You'll
be You'll be fine, bro. It's It's like
less suggestive than
Nikke. There's been boobs on Twitch
before. Be all
right. I need more bullets. I need more
bullets. Okay.
Uh, let me change my stuff. One sec.
I'll
be okay. Really quick, chat. We're going
to lock the [ __ ] in. Okay, here's what
we're going to do today. I don't know
how many people we're playing with cuz
I'll make a command when I know. But,
uh, we're going to play Repo today,
which if you haven't seen it, I don't
know how to describe the game.
Basically, you're just little shits in a
spaceship and then you work together to
make money and kill monsters. It's like
kind of like It's not really a horror
game. There's like only mini like but
it's not really horror.
Uh yeah, it's a friendship game. I don't
know. It's fun. I enjoyed it. I played
it off stream a bit. I had fun. So, I'm
going to stream it today. We'll see how
it
goes.
Um Friendbop. Yeah, exactly. It was
pretty fun.
Uh we'll try it. I mean, we'll play it,
see how it goes. Uh and then maybe at
the end of the stream, we'll do more
Genchin and then tomorrow I'm probably
streaming again. So, yeah.
But there should be good content. Should
be clip farming. Uh I don't know how the
[ __ ] to host though, so I'm going have
to
see. You on screen makes it a horror.
[ __ ] you. Okay. Also, I'll I'll read
chat, but I probably won't in Well,
we'll see. Actually, one sec. Let me
undefin what's up. Site. If you like
swing at someone and then they fly
upwards, sometimes they can leave the
facility. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah.
Somebody somebody got outside and they
were like flying down with the gravity
the gravity thing. It was funny. Oh my
god. Wait, you want to try on Nick? I
kind of want to try it. Bet. Let's do
it. Wait. Try what out? Nothing. You
just have to Yeah. I'm flying. Wait. I
actually don't trust you. No. No. It's
okay. Don't worry about it. No. No. Like
I like I actually don't trust you. Oh,
so you don't trust women? I trust Oh.
Every woman I've ever met except one.
Oh, okay. Because you're special. Okay.
Because I think Okay, actually, let me
take it a step further. Because I
respect women so much. I think that they
are not like so smart that they are
trustworthy, but they could also not be
like because they're so smart. Does that
make sense? If I said that no matter
what, I was like, "Yes, queen." Then I
would be there. I would assume like I
would be like basically like
condescending.
So you're saying that we're smart but
we're not pure of heart. Is that what
you're saying?
Is that what you're alluding to? No.
Okay. No, I wouldn't say that. So, do
you trust women? Yeah.
Okay, then you could have just said
that.
Yeah. Anyways, blop, we'll we'll we'll
do the thing. Don't worry. Yep.
Okay. Now, I don't think you're pure of
heart, though, cuz I don't trust Bo. You
see how this works? Yo, I don't trust
Bo. What? To begin with, the hostility
is crazy.
Anyways, I'm on by the way. I'm also on.
How do we join the thing? Um, I guess we
can do a new one for now cuz it is still
[ __ ] editing.
I can
always wait. Why are you in
[Laughter]
[Music]
chat? Join game. Oh [ __ ] Doxed. I am
online. Everybody join me. Okay.
Uh, wait. Let me let me not Wait. Is
there like do I leak the lobby if I join
or is it fine? No, you're fine. Okay,
I'm going to join. Well, I don't have
you on Steam though.
Oh, yeah. I'll join Fang, but you should
have me on Steam. Yeah, just try joining
off Fang, I think. Should be fine. No,
it's fine. You don't have to be my Steam
friend. I mean, it's all good. I get it.
No, bro. I look, she goes to another
school. You don't know her, man.
[Applause]
[ __ ] Hey, you're literally right here.
Hi, Albert. Let me see. How do I You
like how I'm green cuz of Gorp.
Gorp.
Gorp. Slam. Oh, [ __ ] Why is my outfit
exposed? Um, let me uh let me add
you. Dude, I had a Yoshi card, but it
was taking too big, so I just put random
[ __ ] on. I don't know why I have a
cigar. Got to change it, man. Oh, I have
a glow backpack. Look at this.
I'm smoking a cigar cuz I'm
tough. All
right. I only have I only have nine
years on Steam. Holy baby.
Me? Yeah. Well, how many years do you
have on Steam? 12.
Well, I don't know. I'm like not I'm not
a steamer usually.
Like I only started using Steam for I
don't even know like Darkest Dungeon
Dark Souls.
No, I was like a I was an I was I had an
unlucky childhood. Like I started with
like Hearthstone Starcraft and then
Hearthstone and League of Legends. Like
it was not Oh, you were a certified
nerd. I No, you back. I'm sorry. Hello.
Welcome back.
[Laughter]
What a
echo. Yeah, but that's cuz we're in
Discord. We'll mute the Discord. I can
do it now, I guess. It's just Don has to
join. Yeah, join blob. All right. Okay,
I'll defin him. That's okay. I played
Roblox.
Yeah, but Roblox is like the wave now.
It is now, but back then you you say you
say you play Roblox, I'd be like, "What
the [ __ ] is that?" Yeah. I didn't tell
anyone at my high school that I played
Runescape. They like someone caught me
once. I remember I was like playing like
Starcraft with my friend and then like I
all tabbed by accident and he saw
Runescape and he was like, "Why are you
playing Runescape?" I was like, "Oh
shit."
Caught. Like you have to hide that.
Nowadays, it's Genchin Impact. Yeah,
true. Yeah. Someone catches you playing
Genchin in the wild. No, I I bet there
are definitely kids that get bullied for
playing Genchin. Yeah. Oh, for sure.
Dude, there's people that have to watch
my our videos on [ __ ] like incognito.
[Laughter]
Got to open up the incognito tab at
school, dude. And and the Clippers, they
don't do us favors. They title [ __ ]
like, oh, like [ __ ] uh I don't know.
There's I hear like like moaning and
stuff. I don't do that. Or they'll make
Genchin player seem like Genchin player
ruins marriage over Fina. Bro, that was
one person and it was probably fake.
Actually,
that was hilarious.
All the cool people play Genchin in my
area. Okay, your area has to be
like not that
cool. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're cool. If you're in chat right
now, you're cool. I promise. I promise.
He tried to make up a stay in his mind.
Yo, where's this [ __ ] I've been just so
we're all aware, I've been awake since
6:30 a.m. 7 and it's 2:00 a.m. right
now. Oh, good luck. But but this guy
this guy Jacob says, "Oh, no, bro. I got
to edit
now." All good. You know what? I think
we can just start without him and he can
join midway, right? Join us. Yeah, I
think he can he can join. We have the We
have the mod, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
we're fine. Okay, we're ready. Is Bob
just crying in the What's Bob doing? I
don't know what he's doing. He's
probably talking to Lily or some [ __ ] I
don't know.
He sent a video called Found
You. Okay.
Okay. Okay. I'm ready.
I'm ready, too. Wait, is anyone else
live or is it just me?
It's just you. Oh, you, I believe. So,
should I just do an intro for myself?
Hi
guys. Today we're playing. This is Hey
everyone, how's it going? It's me, Big
Z, back for another game. Well, start
the game. Today we're playing Repo,
joined by our lovely
friends. What is Repo, you ask?
You make it like an anime?
I don't know. It's basically Lethal
Company, but like better or worse. I
don't know. Well, I've played it before,
so I would say better, but better in my
opinion. Damn. Let's go. Oh my gosh. I'm
so sorry, guys. Look at everyone's
blinged out. Wait, wait, let me change
my outfit. One second. What you're
wearing?
More head.
Oh, where's my Yoshi copter? Where's my
Yoshi Yoshi cart?
All right, guys. Guys, I'm in a Yoshi
cart. Yoshi cart, man. It looks just
like you. Well, I forget the settings.
This is how you run. Control. Okay, I
got it. I got it. And then Okay.
Like extra dark today. Yippee.
Hello. So, um
how how's your day going? Oh, hello.
It's going pretty good. Actually, no.
It's been a terrible day. I'm going to
be honest. Oh, dumb. At least you're
honest. Oh, you like this crow?
What? Where? There's a there's a crow I
think. Oh. Oh, there's Genchin music in
the background. Wait, you have to have
to close Genchin.
Yo, even while playing Repo, he's
thinking of Yo, I'm sorry, man. Crazy.
Also, Ch, when we get to higher levels,
there's this one enemy. Careful. Oh. Oh,
money, money, money.
There's this one enemy who's like blind
with a gun, but if he hears you yapping,
he just shoots you. Yeah. How about
that? He's anti fun. I [ __ ] hate him.
Like I laugh and then I get shot.
Wait, who's this? Oh yeah. Hi. Hi.
Hey, dude. Your giant ass car takes up
like half of my screen.
Hey, Bob. What if we slept uh like next
to each other?
Ew. Cooties. Ew. Hello. E.
Are there any monsters in this house?
Let's see. Let's go over here.
Oh, dang it. You look sick. Oh my god.
Okay, so we have 11,000 bucks to raise.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
What's happening? Wait, bring all our
money. Oh, I'm stuck.
I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying, bro. I
have no stamina. Yo. Yo, there's a
monster behind you, bro.
Yo. Yo. I was Did he
die? Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay. But I died for
content. I actually died for content. I
actually died for content. He got me
killed, bro. I know. I baited him to I
actually baited him
to RGB. No, but I died for content.
Okay, cuz I wanted to I wanted to like I
wanted to see body. Yeah. What do we do
with this
guy? Oh, wait. They both died.
Okay. In my defense, in my defense, in
my defense, I didn't think it walked
over the cart. Like, I thought it would
get stuck. It like just walked over it.
It's destroying all her stuff. Does that
make sense? Yeah, she's a bit tricky.
Also, I had no stamina cuz I was wasting
it like a [ __ ] idiot. I was just like
running around.
Typical for a newbie like you. Yo, watch
your [ __ ] mouth. Okay,
you people. I don't know, but Oh, wait.
Okay. Well, we'll get Rez one day. I
like how I like how Fang is like hiding
in her skirt when she's like in the
[ __ ] small form. It's cute. Dude,
what is this outfit?
Take that. Wait, this guy has a [ __ ]
Bulbasaur.
I was
running. Oh.
Anyways, is there background music in
this game? Yeah, it's audio. Oh, there
is. Jesus.
Yo.
Yo, this is so [ __ ] loud. Damn.
Slapped me in the face,
bro. I didn't see what happened. And the
scarecrow came and ate her ass. Wait,
let me put this like
But how are we losing on level one,
guys? Come on. Yeah, we're kind of ass.
It's fine by me. Oh, here. It's fine.
Yeah, just just it's coming. It's
coming. She's Oh, I think I think she's
she's coming.
Move. I can't see who died. You're
right.
[Music]
Thoughts on this chat? Oh no. [ __ ] no.
Or should I go here?
Bottom right. Okay. Are you kidding
me? She's kind of chill.
Okay, I turned some lights off.
Bro, how did I die right away? Like the
monster should have just thought about
the content.
True.
The content is first round. Why are
there so many monsters already?
Yo, what is this? What is this
cosmetic? My body disappeared with this.
Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] that. Hey, you guys want
to help me pick an outfit? Why does my
game lag whenever I open up the mod?
Just turn it in.
Wait, let me change my pets.
The fight. Where the Oh, we're coming
back, boys.
Let me let
me Oh, are we getting rest? Coming back.
Oh,
okay. Lock in. Lock in.
Who? I can close the opposite. Hey, we
back, baby. Born again. Hey, we
found invisible. Get the [ __ ]
out. Where's Fang? My body is missing.
Hello. Where are you? Hey, we're missing
Bang. We need to get her. Where are you?
What the hell, dude? It's Bigfoot. We
got to run.
No. Yo, do you guys hear that? What the
[ __ ] just happened? Like a horse. Yo,
what the hell? Okay, I'm one HP, but
I'll be fine. Yeah, we just have one.
Oh, she Okay, she's alive. She's alive.
Let's go. Let's make some money. Oh no,
we got to leave.
Wait, that was easy. Just turn my arms
invisible. Yeah, I was right next to
this invisible right now. Uh, wait.
Talk.
Yeah, I can't see her. Wait, bro. You're
invisible woman. Wait, you're right
there. What the hell? I thought you were
I thought you were at the base. No, we
see you. Oh, okay. I think I see you.
You're right here, right? Yeah. You see
blob? What's wrong with
No, you're standing still. I don't see
Bob, though. I see blob. Bob's just
standing still for me. Yeah, he's just
standing still. Is it glitched out? Yo,
just you start it. You start it then.
Wow. I like your Bulbasaur. What's his
name?
Oh, that's a [ __ ] terrible name.
Wait, do can we leave now? What the [ __ ]
is this? I think so. Hey. Uhoh.
Hello. Yo, get me out of here.
Wait, what the she? She coming. She
coming. Oh, hey. Stay back. You. Yo,
please. Please. Wait. She listens. Oh,
yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what I [ __ ] step back.
This dude. No, it's fine. You get res,
bro. You get res at the ship.
Dude,
okay. I actually didn't think I would
die, though. Like, honest to God, I
didn't think I die. But But can I get
like a stamina upgrade? Thoughts? Like,
we all get one. Yeah.
Okay. You can choose your upgrade right
here. Buy your your cereal. Whatever. Or
maybe we do. We want Is there There's no
weapons, right? Yeah. No weapons yet.
Damn, bro. No ducky. Hey, let's get some
cheap upgrades. We have those two
stamina upgrades. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's a cheap one. That's 2K.
Yeah. Yeah. Are we Do we have the mod
pack where like we share all the
upgrades with one another? No, that's
OP. No. Wait, actually that that'd be
kind of heat. Yeah, we should get it.
It might be OP, but I don't know. Also
one where like instead of finding loot,
you find upgrade.
I'm I'm I'm down for just the the shared
upgrades, but hell yeah. We need to have
a majority vote though, or everybody
agree, rather.
Wait, can you still glitch the health
packs? Yoink.
I think you still can. It hasn't updated
yet.
Put pixelation off in
settings. What the [ __ ] is pixelation,
bro?
on small. Wow. What is
that? Wait, what the [ __ ] does this do?
Yo, who's killing me?
What the [ __ ] is
pixelation? Dumbass is alive.
Yo, can the Yo, can you guys Am I about
to die? Am I about to die? No. No.
Please, please.
I got you, [ __ ] I got you. Beg
for mercy.
Oh,
okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Get me out of
here. Get me out of here. Get Can we buy
this? Yo, who put too much [ __ ] in
here? All right. [ __ ] this health
upgrade.
It's better. Wait, what? Pixelation on
low. Is this real or am I getting one
guy? We need to press the button. No,
dude. It makes the game look so much
better. Wait, what makes the game look
better? Pixelation. My god, this is so
much better. I can see the game. Where
is my eyes? Wait. Thank you.
Can we go? Can you Yo, this is this is
mine. B, can you slide? Do the slide.
I'm kidding. We can all get one. Yo, get
your health packs. Get your health
packs.
Everybody get the health packs. Oh, no.
Bounce, mom.
Wait, but doesn't it cost money? Not if
you uh there's a glitch. It's like a
glitch. Yeah. E on it or something?
Yeah. Hold it and spam E on it and it
should allow you to Okay. I definitely
brought this 100 to the ship. You're not
slick. Oh, it's gone. Never mind. Okay,
you got it.
I'll just do a 50. Oh, I didn't get it.
Wait, do I do I get it? I think I can
get
it. Please.
[Laughter]
Please tell me you didn't get it. Please
tell me you didn't. I got it. I got it.
I got it. Hey, we they tried to stop us.
They
Okay, I only use one up stamina upgrade.
No, you got stamina speed instead of Who
the [ __ ] bought speed? Who wants the
stamina? Speed is good. Speed is good. I
wanted more stamina, not speed.
Who wants health? You can have it,
queen.
Who wants health? How fast am I? I'm
actually pretty fast. Oh, it's okay. I I
took the stamina one. You can have it. I
have the stamina I want too actually
though if anybody else wants it. If any
of the men shamefully going into the
corner wait you're not even full health
here has some help. I didn't even use it
but I was just holding it. Someone want
it.
Yo I'm spamming it. All right. Anyways
round two. This time we're actually
going to try. So I won't die chat. I
promise. I promise you I'm locked in
this time. Okay. Oh you guys hear me? Oh
[ __ ] Wait. Where did the speed up? How
could you go? I didn't use it.
It's still there on the right.
Oh, you got it.
If you lose, don't have to tell me.
Huge, huge start. All right. Oh, I like
this map. Never mind. I [ __ ] hate
this map, but it'll be
fun. All right, we're going to go
explore. What the Nice
trophy. Okay. Oo, a chalice.
Plus
600. Okay.
Oh, what the [ __ ] Wait, did I hit you
with the travel right in? Yes. Oh,
sorry. I have a Yoshi card. It's kind of
hard to steer. Yeah. How about Okay. Oh,
600 bucks of
money. Okay, cool.
Wait, where'd the money go? Oh, did I
drop it? No. Oh, you want to put in the
cart? Where are you? Nope. Any money
home? Okay, I'm going to open this door.
Oh, boy. I sure hope I don't die. Oh,
it's my
friends. What's over here? Hello.
It's over. Yeah, man. I'm kind of sick.
Wait, this guy's sick. Yo, stay away
from me, you [ __ ] fiend. Oh [ __ ]
Hello.
I'm going to be [ __ ] that guy.
Hello. Hello. Wait. I like your ditto.
Oh, thank you. What the hell is that?
Yo, why did it flash red in here? Hello.
I'm going to look for money.
There's another item in this room. How
much is this worth? Another chalice.
like 1k and a cassette tape. Okay. Minus
[ __ ] Oh, it's the Okay, I lost like
400 bucks on it. It's the guy with the
big sword. You guys want to say hi?
Wait, who's the guy with the big sword?
This guy. Oh, that guy. Wait, that guy's
a [ __ ] loser.
Hey, man. There's only one monster. Hey,
there's a hamburger.
Oh, I don't like chalice.
Oh, all right. He won't. Yo,
he's never mind.
I just hear him die.
Um, I think Nick did,
bro. Why was the monster hugging the
door?
Like I just checked the corner to see
and he was just there and he one shot
me. Does he like suck you in or
something? How did I die? I don't know.
I don't I don't even know what he does
and I died. Oh god.
You got a two for one, dude. He was like
hugging the door on the right. Y'all
good? Oh, was running away. Okay,
well I've dead half the game. All good.
Yo, wait. What? Well, you were behind
me. How did you die? Oh, it's not Yeah,
I I guess he swung his sword and and got
us both at the same time. That's [ __ ]
up.
Okay, they found our heads. Well, they
found yours.
Oh, Dawn's head.
The the guy with the hammer is here.
Yeah, I found found her head. Dude, he
doesn't even make noise. All right,
let's revive these dudes. No wonder you
should like step louder. Let's revive.
Do we have enough? Yes, we do. Yes. All
right, we want to push both of them.
Chad, I hope you enjoy spectating cuz
that's going to be 80% of the stream. Oh
[ __ ] Wait. Ah, how else are we going to
game? Like, we need this.
Can't forget my 40. My 59. What's this
guy doing?
Dude, Albert's on a mission. Oh, no.
All right. Is this heavy?
Wait, Chad, what the [ __ ] are you guys
gambling on? If I'm going to die,
yeah, you got it. You got it. Got it.
That's [ __ ] up.
What? I just went bad. I just had to
jump. Damn.
I will not let these [ __ ] win.
Don, you hear me? All right. Round two.
Hey, we back, baby. Dude. Dude, I swear
to you. I swear to you, the monster was
hugging the door right here.
He was waiting for me to peek.
Door camping you. That guy's [ __ ] up.
I'm just going to let someone else go
first. I'm going to let someone else go
first. Let's die. Wait, it's blocking
our only Wait, how are we gonna do this?
Wait, where is he? Oh, he's coming back.
He's coming back. A [ __ ] that, bro. [ __ ]
that. Close the door. Close the door. A
cart. Whoa. What? Did someone just die?
I'm not peeking this guy anymore. Yo,
just close the door. No, I think so.
Yeah, you can open surely. Oh, hopefully
not.
Move this away. So, it's behind the next
uh Yeah. Wait. Extraction. Oh my god.
Who's
boarding?
Something in there.
Yo, the monster is here. The monster is
here. The monster is here. The monster
is coming. I repeat, the monster is
here. Coming. The monster is coming.
Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch
out. All right, I'm going to get out of
here. So, I'm going to remember he's
he's Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, how much
more money do we need? Wait, we need
11k. I got this, chat. We're going on a
money hunting mission, bro. That's my
job. My job right now is money. Get
money. The job is money. Capitalism,
resources, monetary gain. Get it
twisted. Your
life is meaningless. Capital is worth
more.
Hey, what? Sorry. I'm just trying to
make money right now. I'm locked in.
What kind of Wait, do you know what kind
of hat you have on right now? Wait, we
have 20K in the cart. Wait, I have a
hat,
queen. Hello. Thank Yes. What do I have?
Have a hat you have on right now.
Hello. Hello. Yes. I have a King DD hat.
Right. What? I have like a a cute hat.
Maybe King DDD.
Okay. That's what it is. It looks
Chinese. That's why. Oh, you know I can
speak a little bit of Chinese.
No. Uh, wu groot. Um, okay.
All right. You got it. I have a I have a
frog.
She has a frog. Let's go. That's all we
need on this map. W frog. Let's go.
Everybody take Let's go. Let's go. Oh,
we're going to have two new bodies. Let
me see some stab. Let me see some stab.
Let me see some stab. It's definitely
going to be a
tut. Okay. Not much here. Not much here.
Just going
to walk past this guy cuz I can. All
right. Anything over here? Anything over
here? Hey, let let me go first. I got
you. Okay, I'll clear the way. I'll
clear the
way. Do you think I like scare the
monster
with your big ass cart? Maybe. Ah.
All right, we made it. Okay, dude. The
early levels are [ __ ] easy. Sounds
terrifying.
One, two, three, four.
Where's Bop? Oh, where's Bop? Where's
five and six? Okay, we're missing two.
Where's five? Wait, there's a little
There's a little sperm.
He's He wants a Yoshi. He wants a Yoshi.
He got me. Wait, he only went for you.
You got me.
E. What?
E. What the [ __ ] do I do, bro?
You just wait for it to Hello.
Yeah. Um,
that's what happens when you drink too
much. The monster is like right there.
So, like, okay.
Why is it not think of it? No.
Oh god. Oh e. I would never imagine
seeing Yoshi barf,
right? Jeez. I'm sorry, Yoshi. Wait,
where's Bob? Is he dead? Uh oh. Monster.
Yo, I think uh Blob's gone.
Start the ship. Start the ship. Oh my
god. Who said that? Who said that? Who
said that? Who said that? Oh, he's at
the ship. Yo yo yo. He's literally in
the ship. I'll start it. I'll start it.
I got it. Oh, wait. I don't got it. I
don't got it.
Oh my god. No way. Hey there, guys.
Wait. Fang is the only one alive. Fang
used to start it now. This [ __ ]
Bro, I told you I don't trust Bob. I
told you at the start of trying to start
this [ __ ] Okay. Why are you saying you
don't trust me when I'm trying to get us
out of here? We The only reason we're
not out of here was cuz we waited for
your ass.
I I think the snack was more important,
you know.
Wait, is this F? Does F know how to
start the ship? Uh, I'm going be honest,
I don't know how to start the ship. Oh,
she got it. Okay, let's go. We did
[Music]
it. How did he get all of us? Does he
sucks
us? Bro, I didn't know he he he did
that. He like sucks you in and then he
eats you. Yeah. Um, bro, that was
traumatizing,
dude. That was [ __ ] up. That was
[ __ ] up. Oh my god. I didn't pull in
so many people at once. Yeah, he's just
[ __ ] I need the help. Life is rough.
Crazy, man. How do I get up? Okay, Nick.
All right. Yo, we got this. What's up,
Nick? I need you to come here. Like just
stand in the m middle. I have an
experiment I need to do. You're going to
hit me with a frying pan. Yeah, I will.
But like it's like it needs to be you.
So like straight up.
Okay. All right. I don't know if it's
going to work, so we'll see. But if it
works, it's going to be really cool.
10k. Holy [ __ ] Ready? Ready? Ready?
Okay. Wait a minute. Okay. [ __ ] up.
Wait. It didn't work. Wait. Okay, go
center yourself, please.
Ducky. Ducky. I'm getting the ducky. Oh
god. There he goes. The ducky. This is
my best friend. We need the feather
drone. Okay, we get to take out my
drone. Wait, no, the drone's OP. The
drone's way better.
Oh, wait. Which one? We can get both. We
can get both. Is the feather drone the
one that lifts things? Oh. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that thing's broken. Sorry. Makes
them wait one. Wait, do you want to hit
me with a pad again? Oh my god. What? Do
you want to hit me with the pad again? I
need like a blue thing. I'm realizing
now. I need like a floating thing. Am I
in the cart? Okay. The floating blue
thing. Oh [ __ ] One. Can I find it?
Yeah. Here. Wait, do we have a floating
blue thing this time or No. Yeah. Go
kill. Go small. Chat. This duck, if you
don't know, he's like a a grenade, but
he bounces everywhere, so you can't
really control him, so it ends up
killing your teammates, but when it
works, it works.
And not you giving the duck he him
pronouns. Well, I this is my duck.
And your duck is his name is little
duck, right?
It's in here.
I need a health pack. That's why. No,
no, no, no, no. Wait, do we even buy
anything yet? Oh. Oh, we are buying the
dock. Let's go.
I got mine. I got mine. I got mine. I
brought an extra 50 for someone. Wait,
wait. Everyone go. Everyone go. I'll do
it. I have full HP. Okay. All right.
Wait, you didn't get hit at all by the
guy? I did, but I revived.
No, I'm saying like at the end.
Oh, back to 20. That Oh, wait. W chatter
W. Uh, my duck is a guy because I don't
believe in owning uh women. So, I have a
a boy duck. A male duck? Yeah, male
duck. What does it do? He quacks. No,
no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? What? What?
Wait, what happened?
Why is my game lagging?
Our hats. Uh, they're too much.
happened.
We had two who wanted to join. No. Wait,
who wanted
did Oh, only Jig Ding. All right, it's
fine.
[ __ ] that guy. [ __ ] that guy. [ __ ] that
guy, guys.
Wait, we got in
here. Wait here goat. Ww. Oh, this is
the map with the Yahi potion.
What? But but we're both boys. Wait,
where is it? Where is it? Huh? No. No.
That's a potion. It's a potion, bro.
It's a potion. Let me find it. Y potion.
Wait. Wait.
Someone. That's cute.
A Wait. How do you hold? Wait. Bob, hold
this.
BR.
I just broke the [ __ ] potion.
I gave you that potion just for you to
break it. That's crazy.
All right. So, I have
Hello. Wait.
I'm sorry. I I forgot that like things
break in this game.
Okay. Um, what's the monster going to
be? Let's look for some money. The
[Music]
monster get out of my way. Hi, slow. Yo,
look at this [ __ ] wizard, bro.
Oh, yeah. Oh, the slow motion.
The [ __ ] is this? I don't
[Music]
[Laughter]
Oh,
ducky. Hey, what's up, man?
Wait, who's this big ass car? Put this
in the cart. All right, put in the cart.
All right. Any money over here? What the
[ __ ] is this? Wait. Yo, there's a
Yo, anyone want to help me move a big
ass cube or can I do this alone?
What is this? Oh, the cube. Hold on.
Wait, there's something coming. Is there
a monster? Should we drop it? Oh, the
duck. Never mind. It's just a duck. Lift
this with me. Yo, guys, we got loot.
Bring the cart.
Cart is here. Lift it up. Lift it up.
Lift it up. Higher. Higher. Yes, sir.
There we go. Boom. Cinema. 17.
There's also a stack of money over
there.
I have eight. It's worth a cajillion.
Everybody hide. Everybody hide.
Everybody hide. Everybody. Oh [ __ ] Oh
no. No. No.
No.
Oh.
Oh, I [ __ ] up. But how do you like how
do I do this? Okay. Repo down. Repo
down. Oh my god. He's coming
in. Yeah. There's no way. This guy opens
the door, right? Oh.
Oh my god, I lose. No.
Wait, is he eating all our money? Yes,
cuz he's blocking his way. Should I try
my duck at him? Oh my god, he's
uh Yeah, you can try. He's He's right
there. He's literally AFK in that spot.
No. Where is it? Oh, I missed my duck.
You can grab
it. Oh, he's gone. He's gone. Here, take
your duck back.
I bet.
That was a mishap. That was a mishap.
How much is it worth? It's still 6K.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And
then No. No. The whole thing's 11. 10.7.
We're fine. Oh, [ __ ] Bob died. And I
think
that's crazy.
Honestly deserved for the ship incident,
bro. That monster's my least favorite.
That guy's a [ __ ] loser.
Yo, Ascat, thanks for waiting. I found
the second Oh, hi. I found the second um
Oh, nice, nice, nice construction.
Oh, this is worth a lot. Wait, 10k
broomstick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like
we'll save that for later. There's a
bunch here. Look at this. Oh, we're
rich, bro. Look,
looks Oh. Oh, look at how thick. 50 40k
11k.
Okay, now don't touch it, bro. I found
this stuff first. Okay. Do you like my
rubber ducky? Accomplishments. I brought
the cart. Oh, thank you. There's a bunch
of stuff here. Yeah, there's like 100.
There's like 50k worth of stuff here.
Oh,
wait. The later ones. Yeah. So, we'll
have to get another activate another
one.
Pixel soup.
Wait, so don't we just turn stuff in now
cuz we're rich? Like, what's the point
of me exploring? I'm just going to die.
No. Like we're rich already.
Wait,
dude. There's like 50k in that room over
there. 50k? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then the
second dragon is literally 50k worth of
[ __ ] Right here. Or where was it? Like
here. This bro is 10k.
Look, bro. We can literally turn
everything in. Yeah, but this Yeah,
we're [ __ ] rich.
Don't we have the featherweight thing?
Did you have it? Who grabbed it? I have
it. I have it. I have it. Yeah. Can we
just use that? What do you guys want? Do
we want to use on the broom on like
everything? No. Rhino. Well, how much is
this as our cart? Oh, we only have 14 on
our cart. Okay. I think 10k. Yo, what if
we use the featherweight on the big
[ __ ] uh the big guy?
We'd have to move it all the way there,
I think. Oh, maybe we just do on the
sword then. Let's see.
Wait, how do we do
this? I can't stop in that.
How do I do it on this thing again?
I have no clue.
Oh, there you go. Oh, let's go. You just
hit me. Minus 2K. All good.
It's okay. We only need 20. Well, I can
scout ahead for the monster. I'll bait
him. Okay, let's push this. I am the
ber. Let me put this in. Let me put this
in.
Minus 4K is crazy, guys.
Yes. I don't know if it's I'm going to
scout for the monster.
Where's the
What the hell is that monster?
I can't see in front of me. What is
that? That was me. Sorry. All right. Um
Oh, let's check. Let's check for the I'm
checking for the monster. Yeah. Dang.
Yeah, I'm I'm the throat goat. Let's
see. Um no monster here. No monster
here.
I have no stamina. I got to say
this. All
right. I feel like we probably should
have brought the heaviest thing back,
but it's fine. We're rich now, so it's
all good.
Wait, we need all that.
Is this even the way back? I kind of
don't know where I'm going. Um, yeah, it
is. It is.
All right. I'm scouting ahead.
Wait. The card's not coming. Hut. Two,
three,
four. Captain Teemo on duty. Swift Broom
Academy. Congratulations, class of 87.
Damn. Congrats, guys. What does it say?
The headmaster.
You see Harry Potter there? Wait, we
don't have the cart. It's doing it. Oh,
I got it. Oh, yeah. Should we get the
cart? Yes. Yes, the heads are there.
Well, but did anyone important die or is
it just W?
Okay, well, we're good then. We could
just I mean, we don't, you know, he did
grief us last round
and I know you're listening to this bop.
Yeah, rude. [ __ ] you, guys. The duck
just knocked everything out of our cart.
The duck. Oh, it's okay. We're rich.
He's taunting me now. Wait, why'd you
make the duck angry? I didn't. He was
looking at me. Oh, he's laughing at me.
You guys want to uh lift this? We got
this, guys. Cute with me. Let's lift
lift
up. Gentle, gentle. I can't see. Gentle.
Yeah, of course. Okay. Yeah, got it.
Okay, we're at 14K. What is the dog
doing? Hello, Doc. No, no, no. We have
We have 4K already in there. Hello,
duck.
Yeah, we had a little go through that. I
have a rubber duck.
uh this stuff when you they like go
after one person directly and it's
whoever they're looking at right now
which is in this case you miss
you voice is too loud no ignore him a
little bit.
So where?
Okay. Oh, that way. Okay, they're
sending it over. Yeah, we're we're we're
selling our ship. I should find second
extraction point, which was back
somewhere there. You remember where it
was?
What? Where are my friends? Nicholas.
Nicholas,
I'm going to get through this alone.
Wait, what's up?
Wait, what happened? No, no, no. What
happened? What
happened? I really messed
up. That's fine. Next time I'll show her
my aura.
I will be griefing him.
Yo, what's up, guys? I will be griefing
you. Just wait. What happened? What
happened? We're friends. We're friends,
bro. We're friends. Just let this know.
No. No. No, no. We're friends. We're
friends. But I would like to squash the
beef. Okay. Okay.
Oh lord.
as
as look, I know we've had our issues in
the past, but there's no way to move
forward except through
collaboration. Because one does not need
to seek revenge when instead we can seek
brotherhood,
camaraderie, and
mutual respect.
You're making a whole lot of sense now.
I think you're speaking my language.
Wait, what does this cauldron do? He's
just stay in it for a bit. Am I going to
die? No. No. You took a little What the
Do you see anything? Oh, wait. There's
like a
Ow. There's like a little thing in
there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm
only one health, so I can't do it. Is it
worth I don't know what it was. Uh
There's like a white potion.
Oh, we'll see. We need to We'll come
back. Run, run, run, run. Nah, I'm dead.
There's
I don't know. I saw a robe and then I
ran away. The monster is over there, by
the way. He's like in that room over
there in the back. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Go through. The guy's got to get ready
to run. Yeah. What's happening? All
right. Let's go. Oh, we got to go back.
Yo, the monster's back,
bro. Oh, [ __ ] We got to get out of
here. He was edgeguarding us.
Wait, did we turn it in yet? No, they
took it
out. Hey guys.
Hey, I will be running.
I'm pretty sure the guy was over here,
by the way, but all good.
Oh my god.
Oh no face. Going to the left.
All good.
That's literally where our bus is. [ __ ]
Did we all make it? Wait. He's not
looking at us, right? He's looking at
us. Oh, wait. He is. There's nothing to
hide here. Run, run, run, run. Oh, boy.
I'm hiding. I'm losing my corner.
I this corner.
E.
Wait, is he here or No,
here though. No, you're back. Yeah, the
streamer went back. Hold on. The Oh,
wait. He's right there. He's right
there. He's right there. Oh, the
streamer's right here. I'm going to die
if I look in that room. Wait, there's a
spider here. Yeah. About to say hi. Over
the door.
Bro, you can't. Yo, I got to lock in,
bro. Oh, I got it locked.
[Music]
Yo, Ripper still here. Okay, I can't see
you,
guys. We running like 3 2 1
now. Go, go, go.
[ __ ] you, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ]
you and the [ __ ] horse you rode in
on.
Bro, I have no stamina. Get me the [ __ ]
out of here.
Bro, that guy literally like touched my
tail.
Like as soon as I went to hide. Like he
literally like I like he literally
licked me.
Wow. Yum. Hey, we're out. He likes it.
[Music]
They stop typing dollar signs and send
us out. Damn. Oh, why so many Pokemon? I
feel like I feel like he's stalling
longer. He does. He stall. Hey, no
deaths. Get [ __ ] believers.
I'm locked it now. Yeah, good job. What?
What did you say? Hey, tell Jake to join
now.
Uh, I think we Let me unmute Discord.
I'll tell for Yo, Jacob,
let me get some stamina. Yo, you can
join now. Yeah, I'm in a game. Play Hold
on. Oh, hello. Okay, so you're just
playing here.
Watch out. I join next. Okay, I thought
you too. I'm okay.
No upgrades. Where are they? This guy
started a Marvel's Rivals game. Wait, we
should get the gun.
That's 30 minutes. You want the gun? Oh,
I don't really want like someone else
can have it, but we should definitely,
bro. It's OP. No, you can like No, it's
it's very inaccurate compared to what
else we could get. Let's Okay, what else
can we get? What else can we get? Name
it. A shotgun. Uh, yeah, buddy.
[Music]
There is no baseball bat.
Here. You want the gun? You want the
gun? You want the gun? Take it. Take it.
Where the
[ __ ] Hell yeah, brother.
I mean, we could just use Can I practice
my aim here or is it like Okay. Is it
Watch this? I can't tell. Yeah, it is. I
can hear you. It's still stuck. I can't
open it for some reason. I think you
need a gun.
Wait, do we want the gun or no? Oh, you
need an item for it. Oh, I see. Hey,
Nick. Come here.
Okay, there we go. Okay, here. Wait,
what are you doing? Wait, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, wait. What are you doing?
Are you ready? Oh, yeah. I'm ready.
You're going on a trip.
[Music]
Hey, we up here. Oh, there's a there's a
human grenade. You guys want this?
Um, there's a beer bottle.
Skeleton. I mean, it looks like he died
doing what he loved, bro. Look at this.
Grenades. Beer.
All right. Sneak, bro. This is like the
editor
closet. Okay. Sorry. Uh, a bunch of
upgrades instead of the That's not true.
I treat my editors very well. I'll have
you know. Okay. It's not true. That's
not true. Okay. I just got blown up.
Bro, who's grabbing toilet here? Hello.
No. No. Please. Please. No. No. Please.
Please. Please. Please. No. No. No.
Please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, please.
I'm sorry,
dude. It's the way I can't even see your
[ __ ] ass screen cuz this whole giant
[ __ ] cart is just Please let me go.
Please,
please. I don't want anything to do with
this.
Wow. Nah, I'm stuck. He's your
responsibility. Let me Hey, thank you.
Oh, hell no. Wait. [ __ ] How do I get
up? Oh, control the car. Okay. We can
take Yeah, we need we can make a a mini
cart. Wait, what's is a shock wave
grenade good? Uh HP.
What you say? Is a shockwave grenade
good?
Yeah, can be if you use it
right. What do we buy? But we already
spent our money. A lot of upgrades.
Let's go. The baby.
I only need like five HP. Is there like
a tiny one? Just take it. Just take it
right. You're leaving. I'll switch with
you. I'll switch. I don't need this
large one. Who wants the large one?
Yeah, switch. I take I only need 10. So,
level four, baby. Lock in.
Wait, Jake said he Jake had to do the
next one, right? Yeah.
He's a loser.
True. How we doing, chat?
I got look at all these upgrades. All
right. Plus 10 stamina. Yoink.
Sprint speed.
Someone want strength. I don't know how
to use this [ __ ] Yeah, you just you
just get like you just get the ability
to pick up heavier items. Oh, I see. I
am strong now. Yeah, get stronger. I am
big strong man.
ready.
All right, it'll be easy. See if we can
speedrun this just in time for Jake to
finish this freaking stupid lock.
Yeah, it's hard to
Yeah. These games are fun. It's harder
to yap, though, cuz like if if I yap too
much, a monster's going to [ __ ] shoot
me.
This is like the anti This is an anti-
yap game. Like it's literally just like
if you yap, you get [ __ ] punished. If
I yap, I die. If I yap, I die. Is that a
good thing, though? That's a good title.
It's literally anti- yapping. Plus, it's
like kind of socialable, so I can't just
be like screaming over people. You get
me? So, it's literally double anti-app.
What else goes down? What's in here?
Wait, do you know what else goes down?
our [ __ ] money. Oh my god,
bro. I broke.
He's going down. I'm yelling at you,
man. What are we doing? You better run.
Wait, can you honestly raid my country
singing?
Yeah,
I'm I'm going to take my horse down
road. I'm going to
Oh, I just remember my brother's trying
to sleep. I'm going to not sing actually
cuz I'm a I'm a good sibling.
Are you the older brother or the younger
brother? I'm the younger brother. Oh,
yeah. Seven years younger. This is
literally the most typical younger
brother I've ever met. Why? Cuz I'm
alpha. Wow. Oh no,
the alpha does not wait. There's a frog
over there somewhere.
I'm getting stuck in the loot or
monster. Oh, there he is. What is it?
Oh, it's a [ __ ] frog, bro.
I have an idea.
He has an idea.
A boba. Oh, [ __ ] What happens? Oh, he
has a knife. A boba has a knife. Yo,
should I chuck my duck at him?
Yes. Oh, I got him. Let's go. Wait, the
duck worked. That's like the first time
the duck work. Watch out. It's fragile.
It's fragile. It's fragile. It's It
That's my [ __ ] play of the game, bro.
Oh, I [ __ ] hate the head, bro. What
do I do? What do I do? Uh, hide under a
table. Make sure it doesn't look at
you.
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Is this a hiding spot?
Oh. Oh, that's money.
Hi.
Can Nick kill his duck at the head and
kill it, too? Yeah, if it explodes, I
think. Where's Nick? Hello. Is it RNG?
Wait, there's a there's a big vase here
if we want like 5k. There's like a head.
You should go kill it. I think I'm going
to die. Run ahead. Run ahead. Run ahead.
Run ahead. Oh, it's a head. All right,
you got this. I believe in you.
Wait, where? Oh, [ __ ] me, bro. One v
one, bro. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's
see it. I'm going hide behind the
chair. Come here.
Oh my god. How did you live, bro? My
duck did nothing. Yeah. Find a smaller
room. Wait, did zero damage? I don't
think so.
Yo,
guys, guys, I'm scared.
It's over here. There's a big earn here.
I don't want to break it.
It went right to go peek it at Nick. He
just closed the door.
He closed the door on you.
duck.
I killed him.
I am the [ __ ] goat. I am the absolute
goat. Let's go in here. Hey, wait. I
always break these. I always break
these. I always break these.
Don't break it. Gently. You're over.
Okay. Oh, there. Okay.
Cinema. Wait, the duck is actually Wait,
this is 20K, dude. I love the ducky,
bro. Where'd he go, dude? Mr. Quackers
has never let me down.
Damn, we [ __ ] killed two dudes.
Okay, as I was saying, Chad, yeah, it's
harder to yap here in these games. You
get like omega punished. Plus, like
there's like is like more social. Wait,
there's a 20k server here. Hello, Fang.
Have you ever considered that maybe not
yapping a thing sometimes? No, cuz like
that's like the content, you know? Let's
move this. Let's move it
together. Okay, never mind. I let go.
No, no, no. It's going to fall. It's
going to fall. Please, please. Okay, I
fell. All right. Okay. How do we bring
it through the door? I can't see the
strength update.
What? No. No. That's uh uh Celeste, I
think. I can't see behind me. Where am I
going? Okay. Or you're you're Yeah,
you're kind of tucked in a corner right
now. Turn to your right. Yeah, but I
just want to get it through this
creasse. Ah, what's up? Nothing. Oh,
it's going to fall. Careful, careful,
careful.
Do you know where to bring it? No.
Bro, you want to like leave it
somewhere? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
I think that's a second extraction
point. Where? I know where to go. Just
keep going straight. You're about to run
into a table.
Wait, wait, wait. Where's the Oh, wait.
There's no monsters left. Hey guys, we
have a big server thing. Where do we put
this? Um, extraction site.
Yeah. Where is it? Uh, I think you guys
have to go to the second one now. Oh,
yeah. Is the second one activated?
No.
Oh, it's on the ground. Wait, no. I
think it's it's it's
it's that one. I think it's Wait, where
the hell is it? Oh, over here, right?
Wait, guys, did you use that extraction
point or No. Uh, maybe we could do this
one. Yeah, cuz we have a big server that
that's like 17k. Where? Right over here.
Yeah.
So, okay. Wait. So, you have to drag it.
There's one here, but it's not Yeah. Uh,
okay. Got it. I am. Wait, does anyone
know where my duck is? Where'd he go?
Yeah, over here. Over here. Oh, okay.
That guy got two kills, bro. It's on
Zinny. He wants his It's on What? No,
you can keep it. You can keep it. I just
want to know where it was. That's all.
It's all good. It's all good. All right.
There's a ring here. Got the feather.
How's the feather on this thing? Okay.
Where do we put the cart?
All right, let's go. Bro, I didn't think
the duck would one shot the head,
though. That's crazy. Oh, there's a
there's 20k, too. Oh, there. Wait, this
What if we put our Minecraft beds next
to each other?
Uh, there's a big box here worth like a
million dollars. Yeah.
Do you think the head respawned by now?
No, it takes a while to respawn. Oh, so
we're chilling. Yeah. I'm just going to
run around freely, bro. I did it. I
saved the day. Hey, I'm the [ __ ]
hero. Woo! I did it. And they all lived
happily ever after. Hey, ain't that
sweet? Yep, that is sweet. Is this a
pitfall and then I [ __ ] die? No, it's
stairs. Okay, what's down
here? More stairs. That's definitely not
suspicious. I definitely feel
safe. Um,
guys, what the [ __ ] is this? I'm going
to save some stamina. Is anything here
like lootable?
No. Okay. Can't get anything. I'm going
to leave. I have no stamina cuz I'm a
dumbass. All
right. Is this an extraction point? Oh,
we already used it. Oh, this where we
started. Wait, I'm [ __ ] stupid.
Okay.
Um, find the next extra point. So, how's
your day, chat? Mine is pretty good. Uh,
bro, on the way back here when I was
flying back this guy, so I had seat like
I don't know like 8D or something and it
was like a window seat, small plane and
I went I went to sit on the window and
the guy there was a guy there like an
older gentleman. I was like, "Oh, uh, he
was a already sitting at my seat." Okay.
And I was like I went up to him I was
like, "Oh, like are you AD?" And he was
like, "Um,
he just kind of looked at me and he just
like didn't really say anything." Then I
was like, "Okay, are you like, "Is that
your seat? Like, are you AD?" And then
he he was like, "Huh?" I was like, "Is
that your I think I'm AD." And then I
showed him my ticket. He's like, "You
want the window?" I'm like, "No, it's my
seat." And then he's like he just like
looked at me like he literally just like
mogged me. And then I was like,
that that I'm pretty sure I'm 5D. And
then or AD. And then he was like,
um, and then he was like, "Oh shit."
He was just going to like stare. So
whatever, it's fine. [ __ ] it. It's just
like a short flight. And so I just like
sat on the window and I got mogged and
the guy was like [ __ ] wide. So he
took like the whole [ __ ] space and I
was just like in a little corner. But
it's all good. All right. Uh what are we
doing?
Putting this stuff in. Are we ready? Uh
he PC thing, right? Is it in here yet?
Oh, do we sell the server? There's a PC.
There's I think we did. I think we did.
No. Wait, who did we did?
Wait, guys. Put the Wait, wait, wait. We
got it. We got it. Just leave it in.
Leave it in. Leave it in. Leave it in.
Okay. Okay. We're running.
Do I have to bring the money? Oh, we
just leave. Yeah, that's the last one.
Oh, I got a weapon. I got a weapon. I
got a weapon.
Gnomes. Gnomes.
Oh, when you [ __ ] hit me. Wait,
there's a gnome on you.
They did
find strong.
Uh, I did half the quest chatter. I'm
going to do the other half later. Ow. I
Why are there so many?
They all spawn here. There's one more.
So,
oh [ __ ] we got a golden cappa train.
Golden cap waiting. No waiting. Why did
something minus 2,000 volt?
Yo, thank you. I think he I think he hit
something. Anyone want a golden kappa?
I'm going to uh I'm going to BRB. I'm
going to make Thank you, Goldie booty.
Anyone
else? Wait, it's the aboba.
That is not a boba. That's a boba with a
knife, bro. There's no way you call that
above. That's like evil aba.
Hey, we did it.
Oh yeah, we have to charge our dock
now. Hey chat, can I get a round of
[ __ ] applause? Hey, good job
team. All right, good job. Good job.
Good job. Good job. Wait, how do I
charge a duck? Oh, he's not here
anymore. All right, all good.
Recharge drone.
Two strengths for I might have for like
10 minutes. weighing about.
Do we want the frying pan?
You want Oh, there's a frying pan. I
feel like the more weapons the better.
Yeah, just get a frying pan. We do. Cuz
like you want everyone to be able to
like whack [ __ ] up.
Wait, should we tell Jake that we're
here? Sprint. Yo, Jake. Yeah, tell him.
We're at the shop. My time. At the shop.
Yes, sir. Dude. Okay. Not even joking.
Cinema. Okay. Frog killed with the duck.
Head one shot with the duck.
Did they buff the duck? I don't know,
bro. They buff me. Range. Oh
[ __ ] The 2025 April patch is crazy,
dude. I'm like, yeah, man. How did the
recharge drop? I don't even need a
health back. I'm full HP. Well, I'm
going to go pee while people like blurp
around. Okay. Okay.
You can entertain chat. Hello. Hi,
Celeste.
Crystals. They give you
That's fine. You don't have to answer.
Recharge your weapons and drones. Okay,
that's fine. You don't have to answer.
Talking to me. Oh. Oh, I forgot I'm not
muting Discord. Okay, I'm back. Damn.
Okay, we're buying. Watch out.
Watch
out. Oh.
Oh, I got to
get Let's bring all these dudes to
spawn. I'm babysitting right now.
Oh, who are you babysitting?
a dude named Nick. Oh, Nicholas.
Actually, maybe I could take this time
to freaking get my get my food that's in
the air fryer. Give me a second.
I'm back.
Welcome back. Yo, thanks for the Bahi.
Appreciate it. Yo, I turned the light
off. Also, I got a bubbly
fram, which is French
for raspberry. It's like raspberry
sparkling
water. It's just a way to like trick my
brain into like drinking more water
basically cuz it doesn't even taste like
raspberry. It just smells like
raspberry. Wait, who the hell died?
Wait, who's this? What the freak? Here,
we'll go find something real quick. Is
this
Fang? Wait, who killed
her? Did everyone go pee?
We'll buy the We'll buy the shock wave.
Okay,
all my friends are dead. Push me to the
edge.
Nope.
[Music]
As I walk through abyss with you in my
team, I take a look at my bank and
realize there's nothing left cuz I've
been swapping and wishing so long that
even my thinks my account is trash. But
I never tried Changling. She probably
deserve it. She was given for free. Me
using hand that's unheard of. Someone
said to watch my mouth. Stop talking or
you and you me I might never leave for
six. I really hate that business man. I
need some help. As a front shingling I
see that I'm becoming strong. I'm the
kind of chef that purses you when
everything dies. On my knees in the
night saying praise to the stove god.
Been fishing all my life for the
catching paradise. Been fishing all my
life for the
[Music]
cashise. Been fishing all my life for
the cashlingise.
All my
life. Look at the situation. They got
me. I can live a normal life. I was
raised by so I got to use teams now. Too
much crafting.
is a
sixucated mind.
All right, enough of that. No, no,
please have a family. Have kids. Okay,
I'm ready. All right, we're all here.
Let's just let Jake join after. Let's go
send it. Let's go.
Hello,
Bulbasaur. All right.
[ __ ] hate that Touano
loser. Oh [ __ ] I don't know you guys
can hear me.
Join. Nick has some very nice words.
Nick has some very nice words to say to
you.
Sorry. It was actually slash uh J
slashJ, not SL SRS. No, no, no, no.
Guys,
wait. Who did that?
Bro, we [ __ ] started without him. Did
they do it again? And it wasn't we. It
was some someone.
What the freak? Did they do it again?
Okay, never mind. Fang started the ship
again. Oh my god. I'm actually so bad.
What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Wait, why do
we start the ship though? It's We can
just Oh yeah, we can just reset it. Oh,
we just leave the It's all good. It's
all good. It's all good. It happens. It
happens. It was my fault. It was
actually my fault. I started it. I
started it. I'm sorry. I started it.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Relaunch. Okay. All
right.
How quick? Just quit game. Quick game.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Host disconnected. All good.
No big deal. I
mean, Glee Glor,
why the [ __ ] is outplayed recording?
What the hell?
What the Yo, Venus. You can uh we're
resetting the game. You can join.
Yeah, I better be able to. I've been
waiting.
Did you just play a game? How'd it go?
We lost. GG.
Hey, but chat, wait, tell chat how many
we [ __ ] won in a row off stream. All
I'm saying,
we won like four, I think, right? Yep.
How do I join?
Who's hosting?
Me. You're now. Uh,
what? I just got a hype chest.
burger. Wait, my repo OBS just like
stopped working.
Hello. What the
burger?
Hello, bro. Why won't
Can one of you join bop so I can join
you?
They did. They're
in. No, I said they're in.
Still can't join. No.
Um, wait. Wait. I might be able to see.
One
second. Wait. There's no join button
when I click on their [ __ ] thing.
Should I restart my [ __ ] game? Try
I'm restarting my game. Al
4. Al 4 is not working. What the [ __ ] is
happening to my
computer? You bum ass computer,
bro. Okay, I'm resetting it. We're get
we're getting naked
in. No.
It's
launching. Hello.
Oh, where source cinema
hours. We're all here. Welcome back to
Repo. Oh, I'm mute. I'm mute.
Are we all ready? Yeah. B. Yeah. Run
that [ __ ]
Yes. Let's
go. Yo, who up jorking their
peanuts? Oh, [ __ ] My game's not
responding. Okay, it's fine. Clap
my glor and they glor.
Yo, Big F, I'm glad you say that. Do you
think we should unvip this res guy? He
like actually makes the chat worse
actively.
Yo, we're back.
We're back. Wait, why is my mouse stuck
in the middle of my screen? Hello.
Yo, wait, Bob, you want the player
count? Wait, does anyone What the [ __ ]
do I do? Upgrades.
You just showed you how much people are
alive. Wait, don't get this guy with
upgrades. No, please. Try try it. Use
it. Use it.
Wait. Um, try. Yo, got all the upgrades.
[Music]
Oh, never mind. This is Wait, why am I
getting the HSR bug?
Wait.
Uh oh. Okay, let's recharge this duck.
Try Windows key.
Duck.
Okay, we're going to need this feather
drone. Recharge this as
well. Oh my. Wait, guys. What the [ __ ]
Keep that. Why can't I use my mouse?
What
the [ __ ] What the fn key? What? It's
not working. Oh, it's this map. This
booty map.
Oh, get your duck.
What?
Hello. Hello. Um, we can't hear you.
Um, alt tab. It works, but then when I'm
back in, it goes back. Oh,
[ __ ] Um,
yeah, I think
unplug your mouse. Well, you wrote [ __ ]
But
is Inside Out a Disney movie? Um, yeah.
Is it? It's actually It's a Pixar. It's
a Pixar movie. Oh, damn. That doesn't
happen. Damn. We have a small We
upgraded.
We move it up. Could it be like
to the big leagues?
You forgot your duck.
I'll leave it here. You abandoned your
duck.
I don't know what it is. You abandoned
your duck. How could you a bad father?
What just happened? Wait, guys. I might
need to restart my game.
Wait one second.
Wait, let me
close this. Oh, now it's not. Wait,
wait, you are a movie master. Wait one
second. No, it's not OBS.
What the [ __ ] is happening? God, the
maneuvering skills.
I need some help, guys. Wait. I'm so
sorry, but I need help with the base.
It's falling. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
My base is falling on my little car.
Yeah, it's
falling. It was falling. It's okay.
Hello.
What? Can I even grab things? Oh, I
can't. I mean, it's fine. It just looks
weird.
Where's the base? Okay, whatever. I have
to restart my my game after this uh
level. It'll be fine. Okay.
Oh. Oh. Also, if I have time, you see
everything. Okay. All good.
[Music]
I'm sending. I'm sending.
Huh?
You go first. Someone's meowing.
Shoot. There we go.
You got it. I forgot.
Oh, it's sending it. Put it in. Squish
it in. I got more. All right, I'm going
to go explore. I'm bored.
This does kind of look like my basement.
Chat, what do you think? Like, I'm
streaming like here.
No, I need a better staircase. Well, I
have no
stamina, bro. This mouse is like tilting
the [ __ ] out of me. All good. What's
over here?
Outdoors. Um, I'm actually not going to
go here.
I'm not going to go here. Let's uh not
go
there. What's over here? Why am I
wasting all my [ __ ] step? Oh
[ __ ] Yo, 23k.
Yo,
chat. Bop.
Someone. Hello. Yo, there's a million
dollars over here. Where? There's a
dinosaur statue worth [ __ ] 24k.
You'll be rich. Do we have like the
feather thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dino
statue worth 24k. Damn. What? Oh [ __ ]
Um. Oh freak. Oh freak. What? What does
that mean? Oh, don't don't don't fall
in. There's a hole in the middle. Oh,
okay. Oh, that is a monster. Wait,
where's my ducky?
I have it. Okay.
[Music]
We're trying to get the 23k.
Dude, maybe Fang dying is is so that she
doesn't fall into the holes. She's
smart. Wait, did Fang die?
Yeah, she got crushed.
Oh, wait. What do you mean she got Oh.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
I didn't see anything.
Where's the point of this thing?
Damn, there's nothing in that room.
That's crazy. Maybe something up here.
[Music]
Bro, why did it just smash? I literally
It gently touched the ground and it
fully
smashes. What is this 4K? What the [ __ ]
is that?
Why is it spinning
my bro? Hello hello
hello guys. Yo, I got you. Here you go.
I'm spinning. Oh, have fun. Here. Drop
it. Drop it.
Wait, there's a baby. There's a baby.
Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick
it up. Pick it up. Wow. What are you
doing for the baby? How do I pick it up?
Pick it up.
What the baby?
Why babies now? Stop grabbing things.
You know what? Move out the damn way.
Move out of the way. Move out of the
way. Stupid [ __ ] baby. Bro, kill it.
[ __ ] ass baby. Kill the [ __ ] baby,
bro.
Put it in the fire. Put it in the fire.
Wait, what? It just destroyed. Yo, why
did we Why did we bring the statue into
him?
Oh, [ __ ] me.
coming back. They're coming back. Did
the gunman die, bro? These [ __ ] dumb
and dumber over here was like, "Oh, oh,
there's a baby. Let me bring the [ __ ]
valuable [ __ ] 25k statue to the
baby." And we have like eight weapons. I
don't have any, by the way. And And
guess what? We don't [ __ ] hit it. We
just hold the baby.
The baby. Let's go. Anyone?
Oh, that's one here.
This dumbass is going to get me killed.
Yep.
[ __ ] down here. Is it here? Wait,
where's the monster? Oh, not here. Nick.
Like this is yours. Oh, thank you.
Oh, no. Wait. Wait. He's blowing up. No,
no, no, no, no. He's blowing up. Yeah,
it's like you used him.
I got Jake's head. Can I talk to Jake's
corpse, brother? What the [ __ ] did I
just watch? I watched this guy walk up.
Look, look. Let me imitate it. Okay,
pretend you're like the the girl with
the scissors, right? He walked up. He
had his pen, right? He did. And then he
[ __ ] died.
Hey guys, go straight.
Sorry, jump. Is my Yoshi card scary? I
can unequip it. No, it's fine. You live
your life. Thank you.
Oh, we just go straight. There's a
little card here.
This thing is so
loud. The [ __ ] is that? I don't know.
We'll just
Yeah, that guy's gooning.
Okay. Uh, what's over here? I don't like
this hallway,
bro. Into the party.
Born again, dude. We had so much money.
What happened to him? Oh, man. I don't
know. The [ __ ] baby. I died in great
honor. Oh, I'm back. That was so poetic.
Yo, that baby legit ruined everything,
dude. He like he he like minus 50k us.
Just one baby. That's great.
Is 2100 attack okay on Cansan?
This is not the time for that question.
However, no. Do better.
You should have like 25 50.
Y
like at that point go and attack weapon.
You get me?
Oh, girl with the scissors. Girl with
the scissors. Can we call her Chucky?
Oh, Reaper. Reaper. That's the Reaper.
Oh,
creeper. Wait. Creeper. My chicken
jockey. Chicken jockey. Wait, get out of
this room. I want to check my uh duck.
Okay. Or just hit me and then hit the
duck. All good. I mean, that's fine,
too. Get the duck. Get the duck quick.
Quick. I don't know where the duck went.
Oh, you got it. You got it. You got it.
You got it, bro. You got it, guys. I
have this. I'm going to use it right
now. Creeper. Oh, man. All right, you
guys. So, we back in the mine. Got a
pickaxe swinging from inventory. Thank
you. Put the duck
in side to
side. Side to side.
This task a grueling one. Hope to find
some diamonds, too. Night night.
N hands up. Hands up.
[Music]
I hit it. It's not dead, but I hit it
once.
I hit it once with the dock. It should
be low. Yo, Jake, you are ruining
[Music]
everything. The whole thing.
Oh [ __ ]
One. Yo, what is that noise?
Yo, there's a a girl with the scissors
over there. Careful. She was running at
me. Where? She was like in back there.
Fang just died. Also, there's a trophy
here with like 5k. We should get it. I
have a grenade. We can kill her. I hit
her once with a dock. Should be low.
But I don't know like how my HP works in
this game. Oh, she's right here. Left.
Left, bro. To your
left. No, bro. No.
I can't hide in
here. [ __ ] that. [ __ ]
that, guys.
Hello. Hello.
Yes. Okay, you're alive. She's right
there upstairs.
Hey, she's one HP. She She literally
took two grenade attacks. I hit her with
the duck, too. For sure. I saw her thing
flash red, so Oh my Christ. What the,
bro? This one gives you [ __ ]
moonwalk. What the [ __ ] was that?
I have no weapon. I don't know where my
duck is.
Oh, there's so much money here. Yo, we
can't have her come here. The Reaper's
one HP, by the way. Okay, hold on. Oh,
[ __ ] I don't Oh, she took two nit
grenades. Like, someone can kill her
right now. I'm going kill her. I I don't
know where my duck went, bro. Where's
Jake? I'm going to go. Where's Fang?
Where am I,
bro? Wait, I was like over here when
they died, right? Like next to him.
I regret that.
Hands up.
Good. Want to
just slack it. Wait. Don't bring her to
the Don't bring her to the loot. Don't
bring her to the loot, bro. There's a
bunch of loot over there. Do you have a
weapon or
no
detect? No. No. I think she's dead. I
think she's right there on our left.
Careful. Careful. Left. Left of the
door. She's out. Oh, [ __ ] I'm dead.
Close the [ __ ] door, bro.
Guys, is it safe?
No. I'll do it.
Okay, she's in another room. I'm going
to do this quickly before she comes
back.
I want to get my duck, bro. I want to
kill her.
Wait, let me She's one hit. She's not
one hit. She's not one hit.
Wait, someone use the last charge of my
duck. He's dead.
SG, we need to recharge the duck, bro.
My duck.
No, my only friend is dead.
My duck. Everyone [ __ ] died. Did
someone get the yellow head I chocked?
Yeah. No. I mean, do we have enough
even? Wait, can I recharge my duck? No,
not here. Yeah, you just go back to the
ship. Yeah, but the ship's in like
Narnia. No, bro. Well, I mean, this is
three out of three, so it's fine. We
don't need it.
Yeah. Okay, I think we're good. I'm
sending it. I'm sending it. I'm sending
it. How the hell are you alive? Where's
Jake?
Oh, that's right. I'm right here.
I know.
I feel kind
[Music]
of jump. And I'm scared.
Well, how do we make it to the ship? I
don't even know the way.
It'll tell you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it does
tell you.
All right. Send
[Music]
it. Oh, wait. It's this way. Go through
here.
Um, baby. Oh, it's right here. We win,
bro. Stupid. Oh, baby. Baby.
I thought you saying baby like,
"Okay, you meant baby like the monster."
I thought you meant baby like this is
baby difficulty, you know. I killed her.
I finally killed her. Good job. I'm
proud of you. Good job, Zy. There you
go.
Oh my. I just bro Oh, you broke the orb.
Wow. I want to recharge his duck.
Oh, good. Okay, we use He has a little
bit of charge. He's not full. Are you
ready? Is everybody ready? He's back.
Welcome back, Mr. Quackers. You did it.
Sorry, this
stretch.
Sorry. Wait, I should probably restart
my game cuz my mouse is stuck in the
middle of my screen.
I'll do I'll I'll do the shop. It's
actually broken.
So, like no insta starting the ship.
Okay. All right.
I'm not going to name any names. I know.
I don't I'm off the button. All right.
Don't worry. That be Yeah, I got [ __ ]
[ __ ] two rounds in a row. Wait, you
got [ __ ] You got dick [ __ ] down? I
got dicks down crazy style.
Someone want to freestyle on this beat?
Oh yeah,
why the switch up?
Oh, sorry.
Uh, that's copyright. That's
copyright. Uh, I got a new I got a new
one. Okay.
Nice. Join.
What? Yeah. Come join now. Wait, is
Slice joining? Is that a Yeah, I was at
a good time. Slice joining. Bog, is that
the Was that the Genchin theme? Yeah,
bro. You could have you could have beat
Bog. You could have you could have like
dropped the verse on it.
Holy angelic. He just
mogged. He just mobed you in vocal. How
How do you feel about that, Nick? Moged.
Uh, he did not mug me. You didn't even
drop a freestyle on my beat. You could
have been like, "Okay, I'm playing Repo.
I'm going to Home Depot. Going to buy
some nails and screws like I'm a one and
twos."
What does that even mean? I don't I
didn't have time to think.
Somebody get this guy out of the studio.
Oh, like I'm Tom Cruz. That would have
been good.
Okay, I'm playing Repo.
Catch me at Home
Depot buying some nails and screws like
I'm Tom Cruz.
Tom Cruz buys nails and screws. Wait,
that was pretty good.
That was pretty
good. That was pretty good. What was
this? Okay. Oh, range. Wait, what is a
range upgrade? I guess you could just
like scroll things further.
Yeah, you can grab things from further.
I see. I see. I see. I have a bomb.
Oh, okay. Yes.
Was that one me like I'm crying? Nobody
was that one me says like I'm crying.
Nobody give a [ __ ]
Wait, what is that one?
Wait, are you ready? Are you ready? Are
you ready? Well, I should Yeah, I'm
ready. I should put a some Arabic song
on my soundboard. Any suggestions?
Oh, I need to restart my game after
this. I should next thing, right? The
orbit and then you can right click one
of us to join. Wait, are we doing Are we
starting? Are we ready? Wait, when
should I restart? Now or next thing.
Okay. Push it. Push it. Push it.
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Wait, my mouse is free now. What the
[ __ ]
Oh no. Okay. Okay. Don't start it. Don't
start it. Wait. Should I restart now?
Yeah. Wait. Okay, first. Yeah. Okay. I'm
going to put my ducky down right here.
Sith.
Good. Okay.
Verb. Alt
FN4.
Leaked. Okay.
One second. So, how's your
day? Wait, what if I play this
song like on my soundboard? Wait, let
him cook. It might be copyrighted. Oh, I
don't want to nuke the
VOD. It is copyrighted.
Okay.
Sorry.
Uh, please work. Please
work. Hello
dear. You can hear anything as normal,
but right now you should be able to see
us wearing costumes. Do you see us
wearing costumes? Um, y'all look the
same. Wait, I you don't have the mod on
that gives us costumes. Okay. Should I
re should I relaunch then? I think you
need to restart and update it. I lost
all my upgrades.
I need to do that. Wait, we all have
Yoshi cards. Bob reposted the update
mod, too.
Where is that? It's in the general chat.
How far do I have to scroll up? It's the
very Oh, I see it. Why does everyone
have a Yoshi Kart?
What? We're playing Mario Kart together.
Oh, cool. Repo.
Wait, that's [ __ ] I lost all my Oh,
it's a bob, apparently. Okay. Oh, it's a
lot of stuff. Apparent I lost all my
upgrades, so I think they're just gone.
Oh, that's uh that That's okay, though.
What is bingus? Wait, why is
my Why is my [ __ ] not
working? What is Bingus? I think Bingus
is
Bingus. Hello,
Bop. I'm going insane. Wait, where is
everyone? Hello, Jake.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What? Why do I only hear you?
It's cuz I'm talking in Discord. Oh, is
my game cooked? I think we just got to
get into or uh to start the game, but
we're I'm coming.
He's updating his game.
Okay, I'm alive again.
[Applause]
Brutal hair.
Oh, hello. You see costumes?
Um, yeah, kind of.
Yeah. Wait. Oh, okay. Nice. Is this a
skin?
Bro, is a ball of fire. I got some tails
and [ __ ]
Okay, so
what's up?
Hello. Hello. You in Discord?
Yeah, I I did. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Okay, what you're going to do is you're
going to press escape and then you're
going to press more heads and then
you're going to customize your character
like it's an MMO RPG. Oh my god. Hello.
Hello. Does it work? Does it work? Does
it work? Oh my god. It's my upgra. Oh my
god. Oh my god. It's everywhere.
What? It's coming up. Oh, a penguin.
[Music]
I saw you die. Yeah. Now you can change
your Ozer,
I'm in the [ __ ] UK.
I've just woken up in a steamy mood.
Yeah, cuz I live in a [ __ ] sleep. Yo,
Nick, come in here. Yeah. What's up? You
wouldn't like betray me, right? No.
You wouldn't like [ __ ] kill me,
right? No.
Wait. You wouldn't kill Who was that?
Who said that?
I'm on to you. Hey, Fang. Why are you on
fire? Are you okay? What? You are so
bright.
Yeah, I'm supposed to be the light to
lead everybody to the brightness. Okay,
I [ __ ] with that. Bright. I [ __ ] with
that.
Right. Future.
Oh, wait. A computer
laptop. Can I Do you think it's going to
break if I grab it like this?
No. Oh,
bet. Please place your item in the area.
Where is the loot? There's loot up
there. All right, let's go up.
Not you.
What? Oh, there is a big glass loot
actually. Right. There's two.
Okay, we could do
this. Yo, who down there, boy? Pick
this. Oh, yeah. Someone got to catch it.
Catch this, bro. Let's go.
Damn. I'm just going to watch. Hold on.
Here we go. Hold on. Oh, damn. Wait,
should I go down, too? Should I go down,
too? Oh,
[Music]
Wall. Oh, good. Wait, it's actually not
even bad. Okay, watch this jump. We got
it. We got it.
Wait, I let I let go. You're fine.
You're fine. You're fine. Okay. Yeah,
that's fine. All right. All me, baby.
Catch the second one. Oh, I can't The
second one. I I want to know the second
one. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I
can't wait. I'll tell you later.
All right. You guys ready to cast this
in the bottom? Yo, I'm going to go
explore alone. This one, guys. I'm not
afraid, bro. I'll give you I'm not
[ __ ] afraid. I'm not
Slenderman.
Collect my pages. Wait, someone has to
hold this, guys. There's a Slender Man
in the chat.
Someone hold this. Are you holding it?
I'm coming. I'm coming. Holding it.
Okay, I'm holding on to it.
Still holding. Wait, it has the flight.
It has It has the thing on it. Can you
just be Can you just be aggro? No. No.
That's the one that makes it light, not
the one that makes it protected. It can
still be destroyed. Yeah. Hello.
Okay, I got it. That's a human skeleton.
Jesome. The gnome. Someone kill the
gnome. Someone kill the gnome. Someone
kill the
gnome. Let me let me please. Someone
someone hit the gnome. [ __ ] it. I'm
trying. I'm trying. They're just
They're so difficult to kill. I got one.
Hang on. Oh my god. There's one more.
Well, there goes all of our
money is like All right, let's go over
here. Uh, I want to go explore. Hello.
At least
I'm going to go explor.
Hello.
Hello.
[Music]
What the [ __ ] is this, guys? That's her
tail. Yeah. Hello. There's two gunmen
here and I don't know how to use this.
Wait, the the blind guy that chooses if
you talk. Yeah, two two of them. Okay,
I'm going to stop talking.
It's in the next room you're going to.
Wait, this is 18K.
Um, guys, these enemies, if you make a
sound, they [ __ ] 180 flicked your
head. There's two gunmen in the room,
but I don't know how to use this. Oh, I
have no idea. I was gonna say I didn't
even know.
Oh, yep.
What the
[ __ ] Oh, that was you. Oh, my bad.
[Music]
Okay. I don't think the gunman's here. I
think I can talk.
Big PC. Yo, this is worth so much. Nick.
Yeah. He need He needs to get down like
right now. Why? Like hit Q. Click Q.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
Wait.
Why? Hello. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Bro.
Watch out. Whoa. Whoa. Chill. Chill.
Chill.
Chill. No. No. No. Don't put me in the
toilet again. Don't put me in the toilet
again. Please. No. Please. Please. I'm
sorry. Please. Please stop. Please.
Oh, they're in the bathroom. Just
noticed what kind of
All right, we got to go.
I'm disgusting.
Wait, there's Can we bring the server to
the thing? Wait, how did you guys kill
it? I think Zenny killed one with a
clown, but I think there's one more cuz
there was two in one room. What? I
killed I killed something. I'll go.
Okay. Oh, it wasn't Zeny. It was Alberry
then. Oh, it was Who's the yellow? Damn,
Zia was taking all the credit this whole
time. It was me, guys. I'll confess.
Okay, buddy. Yo, [ __ ] you, gnome.
Wait, those clowns are
2K. Okay, I found the point.
I'm like afraid to talk cuz there's
gunmen.
Hello. One of them died. We have one orb
barrel. Wait, that barrel's worth 12k.
Damn.
Wait, wait, where did people die? you
think? What the hell is that? It's a
chainsaw.
Okay, I don't trust you with that.
Um, I'm going to hold this clown.
There's a There's a gnome behind you.
Oh. Ow.
You want to play that game? No. No. Bro,
bro, no. No. Drop the chisel. Drop the
game. Huh?
You better apologize right now. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Oh, [ __ ] There's gun. There's gun. This
gun.
Don't do it again.
Where'd you go?
Dish.
Okay, I think we're safe. Jake died, but
he also killed a monster. There's like
six on the ground over there.
I'm going to bring his head over here.
Yo, Jake, your sacrifice was not in
vain. Good kill, buddy. Good kill. Okay,
the gunman died, but I thought there was
two. No, whatever. We I can talk now.
I'm yapping. Died. One. One died
already. Okay. Okay. We're fine, though.
We're fine. Is this a grenade? Bet.
There's a The clown. The clown's a
grenade.
Um Jake died for our sins. That's kind
of
poetic. Is this This another Okay.
Yeah. Born again.
There's a clown bottom right. Okay. Real
funny. So quiet. I like want music. You
get me? [ __ ] you.
Yo, how much is this worth in? Four
bands. Yo. Yo.
Uh, is are my friends dead? Where are my
friends? Hello,
friends. Oops. I just pressed shift
tab. Let me save some stamina.
Hello. Oh, did you bring Jake's head?
Yeah, it's in the other thing. Should I
bring it here? Yeah, cuz they're going
to Oh, wait. Jake's head's in I left it
at the other like stayed quiet and you
just left Jake's head. No, no, I said
the other spawn room. Like the other
checkpoint. I thought we were doing that
one. Let me bring him. Let me bring him.
Yo, Jake, I know you're [ __ ] watching
me. I know you're [ __ ] watching me.
50 50 PayPal dollars right now. $50 to
my PayPal or your head's getting [ __ ]
chucked off the map, buddy. Sorry. I
don't make the [ __ ] rules. Sorry. 10
gifted in the chat right now or you
[ __ ] know what's happening. Sorry. Am
I even going the right way? Well, I feel
like I'm not going the right
way. Wait, they
[Music]
Why did
they get
Where's Nick? Where's Jake's head? Guys,
why did you Yeah, I'm stressed, man.
It's fine. We have money. Let's go to
chat. Go to the third. We can literally
do it instantly. We can do it instantly.
It's fine. Let's do it instantly. Is
that a piece of garland? Yo, let's do
three out of four. Let's r him, bro.
Let's r him.
Okay, we uh embarrassingly, I forget
where the third one. Oh no, it's right
here. He's right here. It's here. It's
here. His head's here. His head's here.
Dude, you left Jake's head all the way
here. That's crazy, bro. How is that
like my fault? Excuse me. Did anyone
prime this?
Holy [ __ ] How the [ __ ] do you have such
a giant Pokemon just there?
Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me,
bro. This is not the first time. It's a
gnome. It's a gnome. I can't grab it. I
can't grab the gnome. Help me. No.
I feel bad, but also you chucked me in
the toilet, so No, dude. I I feel so
bad. I've watched all her deaths. I I
could have done something. Wait, someone
else died. Yeah, Fang jumped off the
map. But it's okay. We got her head.
Wait, let me get out of here before you
push me with that.
Okay,
put this here. I think he hurt me. I
think I wasn't supposed to look at it.
What? It's Nick's phone. What did I do?
She was trying to pick Jake's head up
and turn around and she fell. It's cuz
you left it here. Yep. It's your What's
the enemy that hits you when you look at
it? Wait, my clown. Oh, yeah. There's an
Enderman. Stop. My clown. Oh, you want
to use Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry. What? Give me the clown. I'm
dropping I'm dropping it right here. Big
Onyx looking thing. Yeah. Wait, there's
a big inflammatory barrel. I don't trust
it. Wait, what are we doing? You're a
Pokemon trainer. Where's the clown?
Where's the clown? Where's the clown?
Are you going to use Are you going to
explode our loot? Sh.
Don't do it.
Oh [ __ ] Okay, let's bring the loot
before it explodes. There's an alien and
a gunman. I would chill.
Oh, guys that comes here, by the way.
Oh, can I help with this?
Yeah. Lift it up. You guys got it. Don't
put it in yet, though. Yeah. Don't put
it all the way in. Just going to leave
it here because we It's going to close
and we want to get more loot in before
we do. Oh, okay. So, I'll just leave on
ground. Yeah, they went that way. Yeah.
Can I jump on this? There's an alien
together.
Bro, you're going to you're going to
kill someone.
Wait, wait. There's a head here. There's
a head here.
That's place. I'm slowly turning. So, I
did not kill you. Please don't kill me.
Wait, let me put the head in. Let me put
the head in. Bro, [ __ ] the chainsaw.
Okay. Okay. Go, go, go. No. Oh, okay.
Okay. Okay. Go. Hurry up. Are we doing
it? Okay. Put the chainsaw. Okay. You
put in your thing. Go hurry up. Nice.
Oh, wait. You're going to die.
What the hell going on? Oh my. Isn't
there a gunman? Beat the
Yeah, there's an alien and a gunman
together somewhere. I'm not afraid of
them. I'm not afraid of you,
gunman. What is this game even about?
You just got to like make loot and get
out before the monsters [ __ ] kill
you. I pressed the
button. All
right. It's basically Lethal Company,
but you get a duck. Look at him. Do you
like my duck chat?
He's a grenade.
Is this the right way? Oh, that's
another hole. Why are there so many
people? Hey, welcome back, Jake. Hey,
they're trying to set us off. Thanks.
Okay.
You okay, buddy? No. No. Don't. Please.
Please. I have a family. I have a
family.
Okay. Do I have enough money? How much
is in here? Damn, we're rich.
65. Bringing something, though. Let's
wait a little bit.
All right.
I kind of want to fight a monster. Let
me go see if I can find them. Like, I
don't care if I die. Like, shut up. Two
gunmen.
Okay. Should be okay.
I can't find the enemies, bro.
What the [ __ ] was
that? Hello.
Yo, what's good? Yo, why are there no
enemies?
I have I just heard someone sneeze.
Go. Where the man that sneezed? I want
to kill something, bro. I need I need to
kill something. There's two guns. Jake,
go kill them. Go do it.
Crazy.
I didn't know the weapons were
Oh, now they're turning it in. It's
over, bro. I've never used that before.
I didn't I I thought you press E, it
chucks it.
What the [ __ ]
This guy's a [ __ ] bum, man. Like,
what is he doing?
We're
going there's someone here,
dude. Okay, the game this round was
already won. So, I thought I might as
well try to figure out how it works. But
I popped it. Then it didn't go anywhere.
Then I clicked it. It didn't go
anywhere. We always losing, bro. We
always losing just for risking it. I
have to try the grenade. I want to see
how to
[ __ ] Genchin Impact player.
Go next. Go next. It's okay. They have
our hand. You need a Lily 3K. You can
practice all you want. Wait, what' you
say? Baby sound. Oh, I'm back. Nick, I
just want you to know I carried your
body even through all the horrors. Thank
you. I appreciate that's true
friendship.
Something that I can't say about other
members of the ship. What the [ __ ] were
you doing? Okay, so I was like, "We're
going to win no matter what. Let me try
to kill something." Okay, I popped the
grenade. I pressed E on the gunman. He
doesn't hear it, but I thought pressing
E would chuck it. It didn't chalk it.
So, I was holding my hand. Then I said,
"Okay, let me chuck it." Then I chucked
it. It dropped right in front of me. I
was like, "Oh [ __ ] let me pick it up."
And I died.
That's crazy.
This guy actually so funny. Oh yeah,
Fang died by the way. No, I will find
you. Oh, fang. Fang died right when I
revived. He's going to die. I will find
her.
Oh. Oh, wait. Your head's coming this
way. To her left. She's coming. She's
coming. Your head's coming. Oh, hello.
Right. There you go.
I have no I have no strength. I can
Wait, that's not Fang. That's Zen. I
mean, that's
Albert. HP. Oh, she's here. Oh my god. I
only got six HP. I found her. You saved
my ass. Thank you. You're welcome.
You're welcome. I found you.
Light work for me. Oh my god.
Ready? No. What the Stop me. Oh my god.
I blew the duck that we left.
Oh, well. I think this is the furthest
we've gone.
Hello in chat.
I feel like this is the furthest we've
gone.
Yo yo, someone hit me with a someone hit
me. Someone hit me with a a freestyle.
Um,
nobody give a [ __ ] Okay, all good. I
mean, you guys are lame. Okay. Uh, any
any cool upgrades? Any cool upgrades?
Good night. Maybe we save money for like
next round cuz like there's no good gun,
you know? I'm going to bed here. Oh,
okay.
Damn. What's the [ __ ] point? Are we
all calling? Oh, are you pouting? Is he
pouting? What?
Oh, [ __ ]
He's pouting. Look at him. Yo, I'm not
pouting.
Oh, minus 39K. We can buy this. Oh [ __ ]
That was [ __ ] up.
39K. Practice grenade here. I bet.
Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Did you kill
her? That wasn't me. That was me. A lot
of damage. How do I
What? I wasn't the first grenade. That
was some random dude. That was some
else.
Upgrade. Oh, right here. What's this?
Born again. Wait. 7k stamina. Okay. That
wasn't bad. I do need
stamina, man. Wait. So, wait. So, what
did you say? You said one more round,
man. We could do one more round, man.
Oh, okay. I got to call it here. Yeah.
You got to call us for one more round if
you want. No, no, I'm going to call it
here. I'm a little tired.
Maybe we could call it here then. Oh,
yeah. I'm here though. Oh my gosh, it's
so late. You can go sleep. Yeah, I
really thanks for playing. Yeah, thank
you for having me. Good night. Yeah, it
was fun. Wait, what was happening? Are
we all done? You guys keep playing. I'm
going to bed.
That was fun. Thanks for playing. All
right. Well, I guess we'll call it here.
See you later, everyone. GG's everybody.
That's [ __ ] up. We need to go to
space. By the way, we need to go to
space.
space. Wait, wait. Let me grab it. Let
me grab health back.
Oh, yeah. I need help back, too.
Yo, Marvel
Rivals. This
[ __ ] what an addict.
What?
Noise. Okay.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Jeez. Oh, it
doesn't bomb.
Watch out. Watch out. Oh my
god. Host disconnected. [ __ ] you.
Okay.
Wait.
Valerant. No. What? Think I play
Valerant.
Valerant.
Wait, Jake just like is offline on
Discord. What happened? He left. He's
tired. How is he? I went to sleep. Got
to get it
up. I've been awake for like 20 hours.
Maybe you're the one who needs to go to
bed. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, I got to go to
sleep. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Rivals and bed.
One game of rivals, guys. To end the
day. GG's.
GG's.
Thanks for playing. GG's for coming,
y'all. Yeah. Okay. [ __ ] those guys. I'm
kidding. That was fun. I enjoyed that.
That was fun. This I think Repo makes
for a better I think it'll make for a
funny highlight video. I think it's
better for a video than like a stream.
Low key. I don't think the stream was
bad. It's just like it's harder for me
to I feel like moments are funny, but
sometimes I'm just like walking around
quietly for 10 minutes. I think it was
fun, though. I had fun. I liked it. If
you guys liked it, I don't know what to
do now, though. Wait, it's 3:55 a.m.
They didn't reset. She
Abyss high. Abyss is at 5. I'll do abyss
tomorrow, but I could do like um I could
do a quick domain run.
What the heck? Fang is calling
me. Wait. Hello. I'm live. What? I'm
live. What's up? I know. Are you doing
do run in that like new artifact set
domain? Um, maybe. Why? Okay, let me in.
What? What do you mean? I need a farm
for Rley.
Wait, Rley doesn't use the Yeah, he
does.
Wait, like the new domain? Yeah.
Okay, sure. Okay, let me log on.
Oh, okay. I got to watch and get right
back.
Well, why is your hair so wet? It's not,
bro. It's just curly. I don't know why.
I don't know why it's full curl. I
didn't shower today. Okay. I don't know
why it's full curl.
Maybe it is Fashion Impact. I guess this
the set is red and black. The the the
the red and black one and RZY's red and
black.
Hey, we're
back. What is this? All
right. She says the skir one. No, she I
think she means the other one. I can
ask
friends. Uh co-op.
flop.
What's that fake audio clip? Dude, it's
goated. How many runs you need? Any the
[ __ ] She sent me the
[ __ ] the toxic emote. Wait, let me
change my category. Reo was fun though.
We might do platform 8
next. I play
Clarent. Hey, what the heck? Kakcomi
Huttowo. Uh, that's fine. I'll play I'll
play
Veressa. I'm like I'm too dead cuz I
have been awake for so long to like
talk. So, let me play
music.
Um, one
second. The worst part is when I end
stream, my ass is queuing Marvel Rivals.
It's kind of [ __ ] up, but it's fine.
Okay. Where's
uh where's the song I want to
play? Here it
is. This in a blue world and all. I also
feel bad cuz my brother's sleeping so I
don't want to like blow up, you know.
All right. I mean, we're definitely
doing damage. Take it easy. Okay. Hey,
we're definitely doing damage.
Wait, this actually isn't even bad.
I don't have enough energy.
Oh, not bad. That wasn't bad.
Running late again.
Maybe co-op luck is real.
It's not. Okay, one
more. Okay, maybe cob block will be real
now.
Wait, let me use my cool downs. coming.
Too strong.
Oh, wait. I forgot I have Jans on.
I didn't play her. Oops. Sorry.
Nice buffs.
Dude, imagine she gets like a good
artifact. She be like, "Damn, you're
like a lucky charm, you know?
[ __ ] I probably shouldn't have used
condensed actually. Yeah, that's fine.
Good
luck. Co-op block. No, it's
fake. You're an unlucky charm. No. Watch
this. Watch. Watch. She's going to be
like, I just got the best piece.
Yes,
actually. Yay.
Wait, am I a lucky charm? What did you
get? Heads
up, bro. All your good luck is going to
Fangha.
Okay. No
comment. All good.
A teammate has left the
domain. Maybe she just got something so
good she has to roll it. Yo, G 13
months. Golden Kappa train incoming.
No [ __ ]
way. That's two in a row.
One sack. Okay.
Have you seen the Skirk Suska? What
makes you think that I
would? When the sun's out, bathe in
sunlight. But when the moon's out, bathe
in moonlight.
Huh?
Are you buying zombies strange skin? Of
course, bro.
[Music]
Oops. I ruined my
UI. Dude, the the skin's so good, but
he's so like mediocre
now. Oh, wait. What is the floor 12
blessing? Can someone tell me,
please? Geo skill damage and cryo skill
damage.
This song is fire by the way. I actually
really like
it. Is 20 crit damage on crit circle
good? Yes. What the hell? Very. I am
lucky charm. Wow, that's so
cool. Oh, that's actually
huge. Wait, cryos skill.
Is that just Iskafi then? Cuz Skirk her
the set says normal attack and burst
damage. So skill has to be use. Like I
assume we don't know. I actually don't
know. Like I'm not porn acting. I assume
skill doesn't do damage. Maybe like it's
probably something like
small. Okay. No comment about Scofia,
but I actually haven't seen Skirk's kit.
Like no no lie.
Yeah, it's probably an escopy thing.
Who the [ __ ] is Gio skill? I guess
Navia, Chiiori,
Albo. What's like the best emote, chat?
What emote is like Riz? Stand
[Music]
up. The best DPS from Fontan. that
who that is that is that crazy statement
but look I'm a Navia fan so
I'm I don't know if I would agree with
your sentence
but
move didn't know siege win was Gio, bro.
That's what I'm saying. That's the
goat. This is so ass. Wait, like, is it
hard? No spoilers, but is it hard? Cuz
if it is, that makes for a good video.
Okay. Sorry, I'm too content pill right
now. No.
[ __ ] I hate when it's like annoying but
not hard. the worst abysses. Like, it's
not that I want it to just be hard. It's
the Okay, it has to be like a challenge,
but like not like a team building
restriction. The most annoying Aby ofas
are ones where you need like five
elements and like a bow user, but it's
not like that hard. It's just like a
team cringe check.
Oh, duelist series soon. I'm down.
First, let's heads up.
Heads
up. Justice clock.
I can't use my burst. I don't have
energy.
Faster, stronger
on hero.
Oink. Charge.
I can't even burst.
Boom. Bro, I actually No, dude. I
haven't gotten a single good artifact.
Oh, no. That's not true. I got one, but
it rolled EM. It's actually not bad, but
it's on the Skirk set. I actually like
Not even
kidding. I haven't gotten like one good
long night's oath piece in like the past
[ __ ] 5k
resin. All
good. Wait, were you done?
F deserved. Okay.
What the heck is
this? Okay, let me go.
Um, that's one more.
Are you doing something special for
Shiao's birthday? Uh, probably [ __ ]
streaming
naked, honestly. Wait, I don't
know. Maybe I'll just like do the domain
on child's birthday. I think it'll bring
good luck.
But it's also abyss day, so I don't
know. Maybe
both. Stop having deal,
bro. Oh, okay. That's all
right. Why does he
have Oh, okay. Okay, I know what
happened
here. You know what? Fast equip. [ __ ]
it. Thank you. Cinema artifact presets
are real, bro.
Um,
bro, what if we
um No, never mind.
Oh,
dude. You don't know what the things
that would do for artifact loadouts,
man. You don't even know.
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Thank you for Thank you for completing
today's commissions. Eight. Seven. Wait,
Janson's already French of seven, bro.
Am I not speedr runninging
this? No. Okay.
Sorry. What's your chlorin
build? The best echo pieces you've ever
seen in your [ __ ] life. That's what
it is. Why? You wouldn't to stall as
much.
Why is there a 60-hour video of you
farming Vermillion? Why is there a
[ __ ] 60hour video of
you not farming Vermillion?
Huh? Wait, is there any daily I forgot?
We have to do the event. We have to do
abyss and we have to do resin. But those
are like big
things.
Uh why are there like six VODs of today?
Bro, I don't want to talk about it.
Don't piss me off,
bro. But yeah. No, so like two nights
ago I didn't sleep. So, yesterday I
passed out at like 700 p.m. and I woke
up at like 7:00 a.m. So, I've been awake
for a while.
Um, okay, I think I'm done
installing. Okay, one more global. Wait,
one more
global and then
uh cuz I have if I'm streaming Abyss
tomorrow then like I can't stream too
long today.
Okay. Global
Togo,
Djibouti. Um it's more up here. Maybe
Itali. Okay, it was Italy. Okay, that
was [ __ ]
Okay, wait. Run it
back.
Botswana. Uh,
Qatar. I
uh
Greece. Uh, Morocco. No, actually
Tunisia. Algeria. Well, I lied. I meant
Egypt. How about uh
Turkey? How about
Turkey? Uh, have you heard of
uh uh
Latvia? Have you heard of
uh
Poland? Have you heard of
France? Have you heard of Belgium? Have
you heard of Netherlands? Have you heard
of Lithuania?
Have you heard
of
Norway? Have you heard of
Romania? Have you heard of
Germany? Have you heard of
um what I forget was here, bro?
Oh,
Albania. Okay. Have you heard of
uh what's right next to
Germany? Um
Um, what's right here, bro? Left of
Poland. It's not this
place. Oh, wait. That was Czecha. Wait,
I was right. Wait, what the [ __ ] Wait,
is it just
Bosnia? No.
Uh, Czecha, Germany. It's not
Italy. North Macedonia.
Um, France. It's probably a place that
speaks Oh,
Switzerland. Oh
my
Belgium. Okay, I already guess Belgium.
I was thinking a place that Oh, no. It's
closer to Germany actually cuz it's not
near France.
It's Oh,
Austria. Oh my god. I thought Okay, if
you're Austrian in chat, shout out and
don't get mad at me, okay? But I thought
I guessed Austria, but I guessed
Albania. Like I was thinking of Austria.
I I I'm sorry, bro, cuz I was thinking
like like history and I was like, "Oh,
Albania, but I wrote Austria." I mean, I
was thinking Austria. I wrote
Albania. All good. My bad. My
bad. I mean, I got it though. It's fine.
Okay, I'm not going again though. I'm
not going
again. Wait, I'm actually [ __ ]
cooking.
Wait, it's actually close to the USA,
baby. Hell yeah, brother. Red, white,
and blue. Oh my god, it's Kuba. Wait,
I'm actually like him. I might be him. I
got in five. Okay, no more stalling. I'm
sorry. Big fan from Atlantis. What the
hell does that mean?
Okay, I got to stop uh stalling. Okay,
chat. Uh next stream is going to be a
big abyss stream. It'll either be
tomorrow or the day after. Okay, in one
day or two days. Ideally in one because
I want to do the content, but I do have
family over, so if I can't, I can't.
Okay, no promises, but there will be a
big abyss stream and I'm very excited.
Okay, I love you guys. I appreciate all
of you. There's also Shia's birthday.
That's true. Happy birthday, Shiao, my
goat.
Um, that's all. Goodbye. Thanks for
sticking around for the variety. I had
fun. Hope you did, too. It might be a
good video. I don't know if I'll make it
or not. I don't know. We'll
see. Freak you. Oh, yeah. There's also
the WO dev stream on Friday. We're going
to watch that probably. So, damn. I'm
I'm talking