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Hi.

Globe. Minus 28. Aware

Yo, thanks for the Audi the other day.

Can you please free my

family? Do you think Bil has a

cocker? Hi

15 months in and he still hasn't

streamed Elden

Ring. Hi, loser.

chat. I lost my 50/50 to blade in HSR.

who up long nighting their oath. RN.

chat.

Unfortunately, well, I forgot my

water. A

bober bring back you 10 gifted I had you

share with [ __ ] Okay.

Sorry, I know I was playing. I was not

on my

PC. Good to be

back. [ __ ] you, Dilly, for the 10

gifted. Usually I would thank you, but

you know what the [ __ ] you did? Okay.

You know what the [ __ ] you did that

for? All right, we outed it. You [ __ ]

happy. You [ __ ] losers.

Hi, nice stream.

Okay, whatever.

Don't [ __ ] talk to

me. So, I'm starting the stream with

some unfortunate news. Okay.

07.

All right, welcome in. Uh, I do have

some stuff to talk about, so we're going

to hurry up. Okay. Hello. Hello. Get

your ears out the way. Get your [ __ ]

ears out the

way.

Okay, I'll refresh

that. Welcome in. Now, unfort I have a

few I have some unfortunate news for you

guys. Okay, a few a few bits of

unfortunate news. First of all, uh I'm

streaming. Second of all,

um firstly, the EU mode is back. [ __ ]

you. Um but more

importantly, a few bits of important

news that's unfortunate. Let me open uh

I want to open the subreddit cuz I

someone linked me something from it that

I thought was funny. So, we'll watch it

together.

But number one, uh, my friend said we're

repoing at 1 to 1:30, which is in an

hour. So, we have like no time to stall.

I'm going to have to do some gin

afterwards, but there's going to be

variety today. So, hey, cinema. Um, it's

with friends. But anyways, uh, okay,

here's the here's the unfortunate part

that I want to

address.

Unfortunately, because you [ __ ]

8 months have liked my variety like our

stalling shorts. Like this Wordle one

has 500K and this one I just posted has

100. This means I I have to stall more.

Like I don't want to I because you guys

watch it, I have to do it more. Like I'm

I'm a slave to chat. I'm sorry. I'm a

content war. I'm chained to the content.

Sorry, I'm What's a better term? I'm I'm

Chad's

puppet. Anyways, so uh we're going to

be, you know, experimenting. I got a new

one pulled up. We're going to be

experimenting. See what happens. See

what happens. Uh there will be more

generic variety, but we'll talk about

that later. Today we're playing Game of

Friends. Um also, Globe, I I want to

play Platform 8, which is after Exit 8.

Apparently, it's good. I haven't seen

anything from it. Exit 8. I played and I

had already seen seen a bit of gameplay.

It's platform 8. I've seen nothing of

it. So, I don't know if it's scary. I

don't know if it's fun. I don't know.

Um, but also, okay, gotcha wise,

Genchin, you already know how it is. The

event I really want to do, the hard one.

Also, I missed the day of this. Okay,

all good. We're going to do it today.

This event I really want to do. So,

we're going to do this probably

tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow or the day

after. Call it up in stream. Is it fun

or is it just like cringe? Does anyone

know? Or is it

easy fun? Meh.

Cringe. Mika. Okay. I mean, maybe it'll

be a video. I'll write it down. Also,

new event. Maybe second channel vidw

worthy. I don't

know. Can do next stream. So, yeah,

that's going to happen. Uh, outside of

that, here's what you want to know.

Okay.

We're gonna spend the rest of our

fragile resin basically whatever in the

new domain.

Um, your stream isn't 1080. Wait,

really? Wait, you're

kidding?

Wait, wait. Why?

Wait, what the [ __ ] Wait,

why? Bro, I didn't change my

settings. I'm 8K bit

rate. Uh,

Are we back? Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Hello. Are

Hello. Hello. Oh, it works. Okay, I

fixed it.

Okay, bet. Can you hear me? T. Yeah.

Okay. Hello. Sorry, I don't know what

the [ __ ] just happened. Hey, new stream.

No. Okay, let's start. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I

hear my own stream. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Oh my god. Please, bro. Please. I

just remembered I did a Windows update.

Like,

please. Please. One

second. One second. I'm refreshing my

stream. If it's 720 again, I'm going to

[ __ ] lose my mind. Wait, why is it

720? Bro, can someone tell me why my

stream is

720p? Does someone know

why? Bro, what setting is

it? Wait, but I fixed it for like the

second one.

Is it cuz my Wait,

I Okay. Okay. I have to restart again,

bro. I'm going to kill him. Oh, no, man.

Does Discord keep getting pinged? I'm

sorry.

Little bro is so cooked so early into

the stream. Dude, I got a Windows

update. It's not my

fault. Okay, but I I just changed the

FPS value of my OB. Please, please, bro.

I'm going insane. Please, bro.

Please, please, please. It has to work.

It has to work.

Oh my god, it's 720p 60 now. It went

from 720 to 72060. Well, you guys lied

to me. The FPS wasn't the issue. Why

would you guys lie though? Like, why

would you

lie? Okay.

Um Okay. Wait, wait. What setting is it,

bro?

Does anyone know what setting it

is?

Wait.

Um.

Um. It's

1080. Oh. No, it's not.

You're gaslighting

me. One gorp. Wait, it is. It is. Oh my

god. It is. It is. It is. It is. Thank

god it didn't end. It just took time to

[ __ ] Okay. Thank god. W chatter.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It

actually works. Many streams. Holy

[ __ ] [ __ ]

bro. Bro, I don't know what the hell

just happened, dude. Dude, I swear to

you, I was like, "Am I in 2x speed?

Wait. Am I in 2x speed? Wait." Okay,

good. Bro, I was like seeing Okay, I

would check my OBS. It would say like

six 60 fps, then I would close it. I'd

start stream and then I'd open the

settings. It It went to 30. Like a ghost

was changing my settings. And I did a

Windows update today, so I and I left my

PC on when I wasn't home for like 5

days. So I think something cooked up an

anomaly, bro. There was an

anomaly. Anyways, I don't know what the

[ __ ] happened. Welcome back. Welcome

back. My mental's cooked already, so

this is going to be a bad stream.

Also, I just wasted all my time, so I

don't even know. Oh, [ __ ] But we might

have to get an after [ __ ]

repo. Yo, my res is

capped. Anyways, welcome to the stream.

Uh, I'm not going to redo my intro. I

already told you guys what I wanted to

say.

[Music]

Um, sorry about that. I don't know what

the [ __ ] happened. Um,

okay. All good. Welcome in. Hope you're

doing well. Hope you're doing well. Zox,

what did you do off stream today? Uh,

woke up 700 a.m. real cuz I passed out

when I flew home. Woke up 7:00 a.m. Uh,

bright and early. Started working on a

Sheilon video. Then sometimes it's still

7:20. I literally can see a 1080. So

you're you're trolling.

Uh, yeah. started working. Then instead

of finishing it, I just gave up. And

then I

uh played Marvel Rivals, but it's okay.

I mean, I won every game.

Um, we'll see. I don't know if I'll

finish the video or not. If I do, it'll

be out soon. If I don't, it is what it

is.

[Music]

Um, yeah, it's only 720 for me. Well,

unfortunately, the only reason I cared

about 1080 was for VOD Frogs. And so if

yours is 720, well, get [ __ ] buddy.

That's on

you. Wait, let me see. Let me

see. Wait, it's like alternating. Mine

just changed. Okay, I don't know what's

happening,

bro. Wait.

Hey, Zak. Wait, why? Bro, mine is 1080

and then I refreshed it in another tab

and the other tab is 720 to avoid.

Thanks

XOXO. Bro, what's

happening? Do you change your output

ratio?

No. Don't mess with the Amazing

Spiderman.

Look, it's 1080 and 60 fps. Like this

what this these settings were getting

[ __ ] earlier, but they're fine. What

the hell is

happening? He has it on auto.

What do you mean? I have one on

auto.

Wait

output, bro. I'm 9,000 bit

rate, bro. I'm

gonna 720 for me and I'm a serious

chatter. Okay. Wait, what

happened? Is there any setting that

affects that other than this? Is this

not the 1080

settings? What

happened? Oh, is my bit rate too high?

It's on Twitch's end. My bit rate's 9K.

It used to be eight. Is that

why? Twitch bit

rate. No, it doesn't matter.

Just don't go above 8,500. Oh, [ __ ] Do

I trust

Reddit? Yes.

Okay, dude. Do you know how funny it

would be if I restarted again? Like,

that would be [ __ ] crazy. I'm not

going to restart again, bro. I'm only at

9K. So, I restarted again. You got me.

You got

me. I restarted again. You got me. I'm a

criminal. But it's 1080. It works. It

works. It works. I figured it out. Okay.

Can you clip this for future XYox? Can

you clip this for future X? Okay. What

was the issue? Uh, your bit rate was too

high. It was at 9K. You got to keep it

at 8K. Okay. Don't go past 8K um on the

bit rate. And then also make sure your

resolution scaling thing. Oh [ __ ] my

chair

just is is 1019 thing by 1080. Okay, all

good, bro. All good,

bro. Okay, it works. It works. It works.

It works. It works. It works. It works.

It works. I think I just broke my chair,

but it works. It works, bro. It works.

It works, bro. It works. It works. It

works. It works. It actually works. It

actually works. It actually works, bro.

It actually works. It actually works,

bro. It actually works. Wait, let me

listen to my own stream. Make sure it's

not 2x speed. Wait one sec. Wait.

Testing 1 2 3. Testing 1 2 3. Wow,

there's like no delay. What the [ __ ]

Wow, there's like no delay. What the

What? Wow, there's like no delay. What?

What? Wow, there's like no delay. Wait,

there's actually no delay. Wait, there's

actually no delay. How is there no

delay? There's like negative like

literally zero second

delay. That doesn't even make sense.

What the [ __ ] No, I don't want delay.

That's a That's a good thing. But like I

didn't expect it to be so

fast. It's like 1 second and a

half. Anyways, that's not 0 seconds, you

fraud. Watch this. Watch this.

Gorp.

Gorp. It's It's Bro. Okay. Anyways,

uh let's start stalling. Okay.

Bro, literally look, as soon as I unmute

my stream, you're going to hear me say

glor me say glor. See, I told

you. Okay, anyways.

So, uh, as I was saying before I

restarted my stream eight times, an

unfortunate circumstance, an unfortunate

reality is that you guys like the

stalling shorts, which now means that

it's no longer stalling, but actually

content because the stalling short has

more views than the Genchin short. It is

what it is,

buddy. Sorry. Hey,

sorry. You reap what you sow. Okay.

Sorry.

The VAT is on 1080p. Oh well, that's

okay. I care about I I tried to I tried

to act all tough, but the truth is I

care about my live viewers, okay? You're

the backbone of my

economy. Anyways, uh it's already 12:40

and I'm cooked. So, let's uh let's start

with a neverbefored

word.

Penis. That was terrible.

Okay. What's a good second word? What's

a good second word? You want some vowels

in there? Maybe something with a u.

Maybe like a balm. That's not a word.

Maybe like

um fault. Penis

fault. Okay. L A. What about What about

aloof? There's no F. What about al all?

What

about

glam development? Does this mean you

love women finally? What do you mean

finally? What about What about What

about What about What about

Braum? Braille

bra. What about a

V or something something a l y? You get

me? No. It can't be something

l something a

alo. This word sucks.

Something something a

ley blavy

bravy brazy crazy. No, there's an L.

What? What, bro? Alo

alo

Aloy. Okay, because this word can't be

any of the words that I'm guessing. That

means that when I find a word that fits,

it's going to be that word. So like it

looks bad, but it's going to be good.

Okay. It could be L O something. A, you

know,

Lorax. Okay. Okay. Morax

moler. Is moler a

word? What?

Moral. I mean I mean I mean I got it. I

mean I mean I mean good enough.

Oh, cuz mers are like your teeth, right?

But like I don't know if that's how you

spelled it. And then I got moral. All

right. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad. Okay.

Connections. My mortal enemy. I [ __ ]

hate connections, but we're going to do

it cuz I have to.

Okay. Crowd score. Mamba.

Why am I getting I hate this [ __ ]

already, bro. I'm gonna close.

I Bro, I the stream had issues. I have

to keep restarting it. I'm sorry. Okay,

I'm

sorry. Okay, I'm being blackmailed cuz I

I jokingly typed to my friend in all

caps KY, but it was a joke and I deleted

it, bro. Okay, and now he's he

screenshotted it and sent it to me.

Like, bro, like I didn't type that. It

was an AI. I didn't write that. I did

not write that. I didn't write that. I

said, "Yo, nice to see you

again." So, if you ever see a

screenshot, no, it wasn't

me. So mean, dude. I I literally like

didn't type

that. It's actually pretty funny,

though.

I'm not gonna Did

I Wait one second. Let me let me

Did he finish crashing

out? Dude, we were playing Marvel

Rivals or we played

Valerant and

um I was like, "Yo, who wants to

play?" So this is not

you, bro. Your imag link me is a blank

screen. Anyways, Fang was like, "I'm

down. I just can't comp. So if you guys

want to comp, I'll spectate." Then Jay

Chong was like, "I'm a fun hover now."

And earlier the message is crop, but

he's like, "Yo, I'll join. Like, wait

for me." Then I said, "No, it's okay. We

play with you, Queen." And I replied to

J Chung. And bro, but it's AI. I didn't

say that, but it was a joke. And I

deleted it right away. But he

screenshotted it. He screenshotted

it, dude. Okay. In my defense though. In

my defense. In my

defense. In my defense, Fang laughed.

And I would say that being mean to a man

to make a girl laugh is net a net win in

society. That's all I'm saying. That's

all I'm saying. Okay? And if you

disagree with me, that's fine. But just

know that like you're not a woman

respector.

Sorry. Anyways, uh we're going to see

the connections. um

caught in 720p.

Okay. Yo, it's my stream is not 720p. My

stream is

Don't even [ __ ] joke about that, bro.

Don't even [ __ ] joke about that.

Okay, let me log in. I'm going to close

chat so I don't cheat. Okay. Crowd score

Mamba Engine, Boa, Simba, Katy Perry,

Scar. Wait, these are Lion King

characters. Lion Guarder, Scratch,

Merang, C. Wait. French stockings. Tangy

scrape.

Okay. Katy Perry. Dark horse. So you

want to play with me? Wait. Thing person

that went to space for 5 minutes. Katy

Perry. Boa.

Wait. Scar and Simba are in the Lion

King. Boa is like the snake. No. Isn't

that his

name? I don't know. and like lion. This

has to be bait. What else is there?

There's crowd source,

crowdfund,

mamba, mering

engine,

corset. I'm just going to click this,

but I know it's not this. Um, let let me

think. Let me think. Scar. Scratch.

Scrape.

Katy Perry. What? Wait. Oh. Score.

Score. Score. Like like when you're in

like like like like when you're in a

wall. Okay. Like like you know when

you're like counting score with like

Yeah. Scrape scratch star score. mess up

the surface of um

lion

king

mamba.

Simba, Boa,

Hancock, Crowd

Fund, meringue. What is merang? Merang

is like it's made of egg whites and it's

something that's whipped like you spit

it. Um

tangy. Oh, you rev you spin mering. You

spin an engine, right? Um, what else

spins? A boa and a corset. Let me Wait,

what are stockings are like? No, you

don't spin

them. [ __ ] it. Okay, I am not cooking.

Uh, guarder. I don't know what that word

means. Isn't that a US

president? Guarder crowd.

Simba,

Mamba, Boa, Tangy. I I don't, bro, I

don't have time. I actually don't have

time. I actually don't have time,

bro. What is Katy Perry doing

here? I don't get it.

Perry the

platypus. I I don't get it, bro. I don't

get it,

bro.

Tangy. Isn't that like how something

tastes? It's tangy.

Mering. Lion. Bro, I give up. I give up.

I give up. I don't want to do this

anymore. Let him cook, bro. Let him

cook. What's the last

one? [ __ ] it,

bro. What's the last one?

[Music]

Um, is Morang a piece of

clothing? I give up. I actually give up,

bro. I actually give up. I don't care.

Just tell me what this was.

What the [ __ ] is burlesque wear? Are you

[ __ ] kidding me? That's the orange.

That's the

yellow boa corset guarder stockings. I

kind of knew corset guard and stockings.

Like I was cooking that up. But what the

[ __ ] is boa other than Hancock?

Boa, Bank of

America. I don't know, bro. A South

Korean singer. Okay. How was I supposed

to know

this? They roar. Crowd Engine. Katy

Perry. Lion. Ladden dances with a vowel

changed. Mamba

mering. Simba.

Tangy. No, dude. This is [ __ ]

terrible.

This game sucks. I don't know even know

why I did it. Watch. Watch me play a

real game made for smart intellectuals

like myself. Watch this. Brazil. Okay.

It's um I'm thinking right around here.

Maybe. Maybe

Somalia. Okay. What about like up here?

Maybe like uh Morocco.

Tunisia. How about How about

Chad? What?

Okay. How about my good

friend? Well, maybe it's Europe,

actually. Maybe it's like Poland or or

Spain. Let's do Spain. Spain is warmer.

Still closer to Tunisia. It could be

over here. It could be it could be uh uh

um um it could be uh Mo Zambi. No, no,

no. Sorry. Moretania. Mozambique's on

the east coast.

Moritania. Oh, interesting. It's more

north. What about uh uh uh

uh is Egypt or Algeria left? Libya's

here. No, that's Egypt. This is Algeria.

Wait, no, Algeria's here. Wait, I don't

know. One is Okay, it's not Algeria. Uh,

wait, it could be like Ital. It could be

like here, actually. What if it's

Greece? Oo, Greece is warmer. Uh, have

you heard of a country called Croatia?

Oh, okay. I was actually thinking of

CIT, but um it's okay. Adjacent to I

mean, it could just be Italy. Nope, it

can't. Uh adjacent to Croatia, have you

heard of Romania? That wasn't even

close. Have you heard of

Slovakia? Have you heard of

Czecha? Have you heard of

um Laos? Okay. Have you heard of Okay.

Have you heard of

um what's above Greece, bro?

Wait.

Romania.

Serbia. Oh my god. I'm him. But it's not

Serbia.

Serbia,

Croatia. Oh. Oh, the [ __ ] um what?

Wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. Slow. Slow.

No.

Bosnia. Oh my god. That's why I got it.

But I didn't get

it. What?

Wait. Oh, because there's a tip here.

So, it's right here. It's It's Wait.

Um, what's the place that uh Where's

Boer from? Wait, what what is that place

called?

Um,

Hungary. What am I thinking of? What is

that place called? Chad, can you tell

me? Can you tell me the place I'm

thinking of? Don't give me the answer.

Oh, Bulgaria. Thank you. Okay, that

wasn't Wait, where's Oh, I mean, it was

kind of close. Bulgarians right there.

Okay. Um

I don't know,

bro. Gloss.

What's above Greece?

Um glo

I don't know. I don't think I'll get

this. I don't know. I'm looking at

chat.

[Music]

Albania. Okay. It's not

Albania. Montenegro.

Monte. Oh my god, bro.

Okay. What's right here? I don't These

are Okay. Honestly, I was kind of

close. North Macedonia and Cosovo. I

see. Why do I

think I don't know why my brain thought

Kosovo was in Wait, where's

Looo?

Looo. South South Africa. Okay. Southern

Africa. Okay. Okay, cuz I was I confused

Cassotho and Lasso

Lasso. And by confused, I don't know cuz

uh Okay, whatever. I know now. Okay, so

so Negro, Albania,

Kosovo, I forgot the last

one. Okay, GG. Genshin, everyone's

favorite. Genchin. Genchin, everyone's

favorite. What star is Ellis? Ben, time

for some hard labor. Ellen, touch my

tail.

John Jane wait it's attack um that's

easy it's

Anton what we just add in chat what the

[ __ ] is Sonic can we delete this

please why did I just click

Nekcoma okay it's an attack character

That's Wow, I'm cooked. It's an attack

character. That's

Ether. Who the [ __ ] is Ether? Is Evelyn

attack? Wait, wait. Nicole is Ether, but

she's like a support.

Um, could it be Yanagi?

She's I'm

cooked. Honestly, Harumasa. No, he's

like lightning or some

[ __ ] [ __ ]

it.

Gen, wait, is she? I don't have her,

bro. I don't have her. Oh, she is ether.

I didn't know, bro. I don't have her.

Okay. Hongkey star rail. Bro, I've

actually been auto battling. I've been

like tryh harding. Uh uh I wanted to see

I was like, "Okay, never mind. We'll

talk about what I did." But bro, I don't

have enough herab bonds to buy the

[ __ ] to S5, the new Lyone. I'm

cooked. I need it. I was trying to see

how much speed I needed to zero cycle

with

RMC and I did like [ __ ] 160 like

eight. I'm

cooked. All

good. All good.

Um, okay. Early character. Let's say

Arlin servil

Jun. What?

[Applause]

Boo. There's another lightning character

1.0. It's not

Ginguen.

Uh, harmony. Tingune. Tingune.

Tingune. Nice neck, loser. Daily quote.

How does it go again? Who strikes first?

He who strikes first. Uh, just get on

with it. How does it go again? He who

strikes first. Uh, just get on with it.

This sounds like

um sounds like a man.

I don't know who

though. Could it be Blade? I feel like

it's one of the like the Sanjo guys. I

think it's one of the Sanjo guys. I

don't know which one

though. I mean, it could be like Is my

day here? No.

Well, no. He wouldn't say

that. Whatever. Let's just I want to

listen to the voice, so I'm throwing on

purpose. Let me just listen to the

voice.

How does it go again? He who strikes

first. Just get on with it.

How does it go again? He who strikes

first

justly cuz she counters. I get it. That

she wants you to strike first so she can

counter you. I

daily

ability. Uh that is hook.

That is commitment. What the [ __ ] is

this, bro? [ __ ] Heo Claraara Sh. Oh,

it's Bhill. The [ __ ] Okay, it's a

venturine.

Okay, bro. I'm getting [ __ ] cooked

today. What the hell? But that's not

even a real ability. It's like a

passive. Like, who gives a [ __ ] about a

passive? That's QQQ. Who gives a [ __ ]

about a pass? Okay, what the

hell? Sorry, chat. I'm getting cooked

today. Today's not my day. Genjol,

please, bro.

Please. I like

him. Also, dude, I read some comments on

uh wait. Okay, don't type ew on

my on my like favorite character for

each element short. Everyone was like,

"Ooh, fake Kakcomi fan. Oh, you don't

like Al Heatham traitor? Listen here,

you [ __ ] Okay, the Kakcomi

thing. Let me explain myself. Firstly,

as much as I I don't want to say

thirsted, but liked Aliitham, I still

love him. I just think when you factor

in everything, I'm just a big fan of

Kenicha's design. But I still love Alita

and they're close. Okay, they're close.

I like them both. I do. Can you not like

two characters? Can you not? I'm just

saying given everything uh I don't know

man. I don't know. I don't know. I kind

of I kind of like I kind of don't like

his like I wish he would change like I

don't like his pants but like I I like

his like his like face card you know and

I like them too. I'm just saying to me

it's like Kijiji is like only slightly

it's like he edges it out but I like

both. And then as far as Kcomi goes I've

always been a Komi loyalist. Okay. I've

been a Kakcomi enjoyer, but it's not

it's mostly because she she received a a

disrespect from the community, okay? And

I I am a supporter of Kakcomi. Now,

that's not to say that she's my favorite

character. She's just someone I like. I

like her color palette. I like her car.

I like her, right? She's cool. I like

her. All I'm saying is as far as like if

I'm being honest with myself, what I've

been through with Fina just kind of

overtakes a lot of of of of my thoughts,

you know? Like me and Fina, we've been

through thick and thin. Okay, we

have.

Anyways, but I do love Fina. I mean, I

do love Kakobi.

Did you do the shirtless Kich event?

Yes. But I didn't do the

quest. But I did all the events. I did

the the

puzzleep with the little like dudes and

then I did the combat one where it's

attack and defense. Oh my god. Can I

rant about that by the way? I forgot

about it. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] That attack

defense thing was okay. Defending

awesome. Great. Attacking was [ __ ]

cringe. I'm sorry. You have to like

capture stuff, run at stuff. I hated

it. I don't know. I [ __ ] hated it.

Maybe if it was like hard. No, it wasn't

skills. I got [ __ ] plaid on

everything and I did it on two

accounts, but I also did it on my phone,

so I don't

know. The crown came from the quest.

Wait,

really? Oh, did I just lose a crown? I

don't think I missed a single crown in

my life. Oh well, there you go. Oh, no.

I have missed one. I missed one. Yep.

Honestly, whatever. It's worth not doing

the [ __ ] quest, bro. Why? It's fine.

I should have done it. I should have

done it,

bro. I mean, I saw the story. Like, I

watch people do it. Like, it looked

good, but I don't I don't know. I I just

I I don't understand. If a quest is

good, why is it temporary? Like, why do

they do that? Like, bro, if you're going

to make a good quest, let me play it

whenever. Why is all Are all the good

quests [ __ ] You have a month to do

them. FOMO. Have you heard of

Pumo? Cuz FOMO PMO. I'm sorry, bro. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. I

definitely lost a crown then, but it's

okay. I got Auroron, though. I got an

Auroron. Like, I'm not even kidding. I

did the event. Okay, I did. Look. Boom.

[ __ ]

C1.

Boom. Okay.

Anyways. Okay. No more stalling. Sorry.

Okay. It's not Altham. It could

be early 2

something. Ryden

Shogun. Sorry. Okay. Daily quote. The

sun feels hot. As hot as those studio

lights I'm in front of all the time.

Good thing there can only be one sun.

Who's a [ __ ] famous pop star, bro?

Navia. Who's in front of studio lights?

Oh, Charlotte. Um, Chiori. She's like a

model. Well, not a model, but like a

seamstress. Is someone like a model?

Wait, this could have been there's an

event where we have to like film stuff.

It could be like an event person.

Fina. Uh, this should be easy, bro. This

should be

easy. Studio. Holy fraud. Genshin.

Playaway. Jarger

Fina Studio

lights. Does Yunjen have a studio? Okay,

we'll see. Let me just listen to the

voice. Oh, it was Fina. Okay, I got it.

The sun feels almost as hot as I got it,

bro. I got it. I knew it was the event.

Good thing there can only be one son.

Okay, that was easy. Daily ability.

That's uh

Chi-Chi. That's Shinyun.

That's okay. Daily emoji.

What the [ __ ] is

this?

What? Who the [ __ ] does

this? Free me.

Bro, what the [ __ ] is

this? Purple heart, books, and a [ __ ]

beach hat.

This an electro

character, bro.

I'm I'm done for today, man. I'm

actually done for today. It's already

1:00 a.m. Like, I'm done for today,

bro. Purple heart and books.

I guess it's Electro. So, who's Electro?

Purple heart means electro. So, who's

Electro with books? Yay, Miko. She has a

publishing house. Who else? Could it be

Ryden? No. Sara. Fishial. Bet. Razor.

Sino.

Bro, what the [ __ ] Like, I don't get

it. Am I

dumb? Maybe like Well, like who else has

a beach

outfit?

Jean. Purple heart.

Is this not [ __ ] Yai,

bro? Well, there goes the [ __ ] win

streak cuz I actually have no clue and I

don't feel like thinking about this

anymore, bro.

What? Oh, could it be S?

No, I mean it could be Sali actually.

But what's with the hat?

The books make sense. The purple heart

makes sense. The face kind of makes

sense. But what's with the hat? Does

Sali have a

hat? Clarinda has a

hat, but she

doesn't. She doesn't read books, does

she? I mean, I don't know. Does this

Clarin have a [ __ ] book?

In my role as she's a duelist, bro. Good

morning.

Sing Cho has books. Let me read you a

Oh,

Lisa. Wait, Lisa has a hat. Oh, it's

Lisa. Oh my god, I forgot Lisa existed.

Who would? Bro, I named every electro

character except Lisa.

Okay. But to be fair though, to be

fair, nobody thinks about Lisa anymore.

And that's no disrespect to her cuz I

like her. No disrespect. But like, no

one thinks about Lisa anymore. Bro, her

birthday's on

69. I don't know, man. Okay. I got it,

though. I literally got it. It's fine.

We said Lisa in the first guest. Yeah,

but I didn't check a chat to check chat.

Oh [ __ ] people are in the

Discord. Wait, FOB's

here. Dawn's here. Wait, W. We have a

squad. All right, anyways. Okay, let me

lock in. Let me lock in. Uh, we're going

to do the spell check and then we're

going to All right, spell check. All

right. How to play? This is a new daily,

chat. It's a new daily. Cinema.

Cinnamon.

Cinnamona. New spell check. Let's see if

my English is good. Now, if I mess up

any word, I studied in French. Uh, so

you're technically making fun of someone

whose English isn't his first language,

and that's [ __ ] up. So, you're not

allowed to make fun of me. Okay. Uh, I

studied on France. Okay. All right.

Let's go. Spell check.

N months of

asking and it's still not yeah daily

level one easy lock in let me turn my

music down a little bit okay let's go

apron a noun meaning a garment usually

of cloth plastic or leather usually tied

around the waist and easy bro incendiary

a adjective meaning igniting combustible

material spontaneously what the hell is

this bro this recluse recluse marked by

withdrawal from societ iety solitary

porridge. Porridge Goldilocks for what

porridge or water abruptly adverb in an

abrupt manner in a sudden and unexpected

way.

I just can't really type in an abrupt

manner in a sudden and unexpected. Uh

well with my keyboard it sucks but like

ah level two medium easy. We got

flawless on easy. Watch this.

Industrial. Industrial. A adjective

meaning of or relating to industry.

Industrial

President official chosen territory.

Territory. A noun meaning a geographic.

This is too easy. Disembark verb meaning

to remove to shore from a ship.

Disembark is derived from middle French

combining an embarker meaning to embark

in French. It's not embark from a ship.

Okay, got it. Racketeer. A noun meaning

one who obtains money by an illegal

enterprise, usually involving

intimidation. Okay. Okay. Listen to me.

Listen to me. This doesn't look good.

Money by an illegal enterprise.

Racketeer. I'm pretty sure it's a qu.

Racketeer. A noun. [ __ ] What's the

alternative? Like there's no way it's a

K like rack. Racketer. A noun meaning

one

who enterprise usually involving

intimidation. Racketeer. A noun

meaningal enterprise usually involving

intimidation. Racketer. This does not

look right,

bro. Enterprise usually involving

intimidation. This doesn't look right.

Racketer meaning one who obtains money

by an illegal enterprise usually in

[ __ ] Wait, how do you spell racketeer?

I'll check it later. Okay, next round.

Hard. We got these, bro. Watch this.

Strenuous, a adjective meaning

vigorously, active, energetic. Strenuous

is a Latin word meaning vigorously.

Strenous. It's like this. Strenuous, a

adjective meaning vigorously active.

Wait, run it back. Strenuous, a

adjective meaning. Got it.

Unsportsmanlike. Oh, easy not

characteristic of exhibiting good

sportsmanship. Not sportsman. Yep. Next

one. Bammen.

Asphalt of Asia Minor used in ancient

times as cement and mortar. Bammen. What

the [ __ ] is bumen? Bammen. A noun

meaning an [ __ ] minor used in ancient

[ __ ]

Gageenshine. A noun meaning a faint

light about 20 degrees. Wait, what?

Gageine, a noun meaning a faint light

about 20°. Wait, gagenshine. Gage shine.

A noun meaning a faint. This game is too

hard for me, bro. Celestial sphere.

Gageenshine. There's no way it's like g-

a y. It has to be like g a cuz it's like

German. Gage shine, a noun meaning a

faint light about 20° across on the

celestial sphere opposite the sun,

probably caused by back scatter of

sunlight by solar system dust. The word

originates from German combined. It's

probably e i n cuz that's like German

like nine, you know, gagenshine. It's

this, bro. Watch

this. Was I close?

Enselge a noun meaning the process of

preserving fodder by ensling. Ensel

originates from French ensor and Spanish

silo meaning to store in a silo. Enselge

a noun meaning the process of preserving

fodder by ensiling. Ensel originates

from French. It has it has to be this or

or I give up my life, bro.

I'm dead. I'm dead, bro. I'm dead, bro.

I'm dead.

Uh oh. Raketer's CK. Okay. I mean, I

could have gotten

that. Bit. Wait. Bamin is bumin. By what

the

hell? Gagen

shine. A sidage. Oh, I put a O instead

of a I and then Okay.

Well,

GG.

Also, someone sent me this.

Uh, where is

it? Okay, I'm just going to play for you

guys. uh an L that I found. Now, I don't

want any of you to laugh and I don't

want any of you to bring this up. I'm

just going to play the clip.

Okay. So, let me turn

up. So,

um I got you this little thing. I didn't

open it yet. It's a huttowing her little

like ghost. Like the bhutau. Is it a

cute

chat here? I just wanted to give this to

you. I'll just leave it here. Um I think

Are you This is why you should never

underestimate hotel mains. It was

sitting here this whole [ __ ] time and

you were going to tell Are you serious?

So what did I get? Is this the Is this

the same

one? Is actually

Bro, you should never under.

Why does it end there? Bro, I I had to

get rid of it. Much love, chat. And

stall. Anyways, I brought it back home.

It's here now. So, at least I have it

now. I mean, it was going to be a gift.

Like, it was going to be a gift. Like,

it's the thought that count. People say

it's the thought that counts. Okay. It's

the thought that counts. And the thought

was there. It just and it hopefully it

counted. But why did she have the huttow

like thing

already saw this at the library during

my visit to

Gorp? Wait, is this real? What the [ __ ]

This is literally Shang

Lang.

Okay. All right. All right. Let's go.

Um, let's go do our thing. Okay. Um,

that was enough stalling for a day.

We'll do a quiz soon. Okay. That was

enough stalling for a day.

Um,

wait. Oh my god.

Okay, bro. Thank god we're Okay. Uh,

thank god we're doing variety cuz my OBS

won't lock Genchin. So, anytime I like

tab out, you see me tab out. I don't

know what the hell is doing, but it's

fine. I don't know why that's happening,

but uh it's

okay. Okay, let's see what's

happening. You need to run it as admin,

bro. I know. I've been doing this for

like four [ __ ] years, but I did run

it as admin, but for some reason it

didn't work. So, what do you want me to

do? What do you want me to do? Anyways,

there's double artifacts right now. So,

let's see what we'll get in the first

ever double artifact event in Genchin

Impact. Okay, first ever.

What will we get? This is a brand new

feature. Double artifacts. What will we

get?

Wait, what the

[ __ ]

Yo,

wait. That's good. Wait, I'm time

stabbing this. Oh, wait. All

tab. Wait, this is [ __ ] Wait, what the

hell? We're leveling

this. Wait, one more. One more.

Let's light it up. I'm going go and

fulfill

our

you from the sky,

bro. What the heck? Wait, one more. One

more. One more set. No, I used

condensed. I mean, it's fine. It doesn't

matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't

matter. Um, okay. All right. garbage.

It's fine. I have to use the event, bro.

It's the event that gives you the good

rewards.

Pyrolastic surge.

I don't know why I dismounted my bike.

Okay, original

resin. Let's see what we get. Another

one. second double uh uh artifacts. And

if my theory is correct, the second one

because it's the bonus one will be the

good one. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah.

Exactly. Okay. One more.

I'm going in. Show no

mercy. Okay. Now, if my

Now, I'm nose the Jeff 77, but if if my

math is correct, then the second

artifact we see should be the event one,

which is guaranteed to have double

crit. Well, maybe maybe at plus four.

Maybe I plus

four. Let me do one more run cuz I want

to one more. Those actually aren't bad,

though. Those actually aren't bad.

You're right, bro. They're actually not

bad. They're not.

Everybody stand to fulfill our

nice little book for the boys. Uh I

don't think I'm going to get a melt

here.

Okay, I got the

melt. Watch this. Watch this. The the

the goblet right here is calling my

[ __ ] name, bro. Watch this. Sand is

going to be terrible. The the feather

awful. The

[Music]

sands. Oh, I mean goblet. I called it a

sands. I meant goblet. I meant gobblet.

I meant goblet. I meant goblet.

Teamwork is show no mercy.

Just started playing again. Since when

was there motorcycles? This has to be

rage bait. Okay, maybe it's not. It's

just one character. Okay, it's just one

character. And honestly, like a lot of

people pretend she doesn't exist. Okay,

I just I like like don't talk to me.

Okay.

Faster, stronger.

I missed the

I'm playing with a mod. Okay, watch

this. Exactly.

Okay. Okay. We'll do more later, bro.

We'll do more later.

Are we

gorping? I'm down to

glor. Okay, wait. Let me

condense. New abyss is amazing. I don't

even remember what the new Wait, is

there a new abyss?

Oh, wait. Oh, [ __ ] Wait. I guess I'm

streaming tomorrow. Oh,

[ __ ] Okay. Well, you're going to see me

all tab

again. New Abyss tomorrow, by the way.

[Applause]

GG. 60 enemies cooked. Shia this. Let's

[ __ ] go. Let's [ __ ] go. Shiao

birthday.

Wait, you're right,

bro. For Shiao's birthday, we spend all

of our

resin. We spend all of our

resin in the new

domain for Shiao's birthday. I

gorped. You forgot about it. No, I

didn't, bro. I just didn't plan, but I'm

going to do it. Look. Watch

this. Oh, also off stream I got this

glad piece that had four sub stats at

level zero, double crit. I rolled it

once, it got flat attack. Withered rose

emoji instead of themselves to the

heavens. God should broaden their

horizons in the world below.

Good.

Okay, let me show you guys

something. Ladies and gentlemen, uh

today we're going to roll this flower.

Okay, we have more uh resin to spend.

And on child's birthday, we're going to

spend all our fragiles. Okay, yes, we

will. However, I just want to say this

flower right here uh we got today and I

expect great things of it. Now, you

might be like, Zach, is this a a a sha

flower? No, it's not.

But we love Skirk in this chat. Okay,

watch this. Double crit. Uh uh max roll

crit damage, high roll crit rate. Watch

this. Wait, let me try the tech again.

Wait, I hate that you guys see when I

all

tab. Wait. Genchin Impact theme

song

menu. Okay, we're playing the main

theme.

[Music]

Bro, why? Why? Why?

[Music]

mean, it's like, what if you use melt,

bro? What if Skirk melts? Like, how

would I

know, dude? It could be good. It could

actually be good. It could actually be

good, bro. Bro, bro, it could be good.

It We don't know. We don't know. But if

it's like a melt character, it could be

good. If I don't need the EM, it's not

good. But if I do, it

is. Whatever. We're keeping it. It's

fine, bro. It's actually fine. That's a

clip. Plus

[Music]

one. Wow. Let me pause this [ __ ]

music again.

Eh, it's

decent. You know what? Just cuz you said

that, this [ __ ] board gets

it. [ __ ] bore. Hey,

sorry.

Anyways, oh, Fire's on the

banner. Oh,

yeah. That's

cool. Dude, this is this is such a [ __ ]

banner, man. All right. Is it that

time? Wait, let me see what's going

on. Alt tabbing again, bro. I'm checking

the [ __ ] Discord. Okay. You want to

fight

me? Okay. Obviously, we have more Genjin

to do and we have to stream the new

abyss and for Shia's birthday. Okay.

Okay. And I might do some like in a bit,

but but for now, let me let me see what

people are doing. One second. One more

stream. Let me join Let me join the

Discord for a second. Is Shello Nin that

bad? No, bro. She's good.

Chill. It depends what you need. Okay.

Do you need like a horizontal support or

do you need a vertical one? You get me?

Do you get me? You get me or no? If you

get me, press one. If you don't press

glor She's kind of

like Shillin's kind of like a hot sauce,

okay? where it's like she'll be good on

basically any type of food if you like

hot sauce. The only thing is is like the

best food you'll ever eat might not have

hot sauce on it cuz it's already like

perfect. Okay, but on like any mediocre

food or even good food, you can usually

add hot sauce if you like it and it'll

be good. That's Chillin really good. And

if you're wondering like for your

account generic good support, Shillin's

up there as one of the best, right? But

a lot of teams have like certain niche

supports that they might want more than

Chillin. That's like the only thing. So,

she's really good as like a overall

account thing or for newer accounts or

for certain teams, but then for like

certain specific niches and certain

characters and certain archetypes, then

the hot sauce won't be as, you know,

high of a ceiling as uh like some more

niche words like Sali, right? Where it's

like I really want her for

melt. You get what I'm saying? You do

actually get what I'm saying? She's hot

sauce basically.

Weird analogy. No, it's not. The best

food you eat, your favorite food

probably isn't dowsed in hot sauce, but

the average food you eat, if you're a

hot sauce enjoyer, you might put hot

sauce on

it. What if I like tiramisu? Then

Tiramisu is like um that's like that's

like you know like like

Sili. The only thing I'll say though is

[Music]

um I actually might make a video on this

later, but like I can't talk about it

yet cuz we don't like escap but but

but I think as much as meta is changing

in Genchin, there is one constant who

has survived through everything and

that's Bennett. Somehow he's still the

[ __ ] goat through everything. Where

did that come from?

Which is [ __ ]

crazy. Anyways,

hello Mr. Socks. I made you a quiz that

you can stall with free content.

Adventure team assemble. Wait, I might

do that. But I think today Okay, wait.

Let me join the Discord and see what's

up. Okay, wait. But actually they can I

join I am live also at

dude these guys are

posting meiku plushies in the discord.

Where did that come from?

No one's answering me.

GG's. It's cooked.

Wait, why am I here? Want obsidian for

the boys or no?

Okay. Sorry, I was typing in all caps.

Wait, what the [ __ ] is this team?

Why is Sethos here?

I mean, it's fine. We got

it. We got it. I'll do an obsidian run.

Boom. Okay. I mean, that could be good.

Maybe. Not really. That was fun. That

was fun.

That was fun. Let me do the new domain

again. [ __ ] I closed

chat. Dude, the dubby isn't out, man. I

wish it Yeah, it's out for Asia and you.

Okay, I get it. I get it. I'm American.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Rise with the sun. Start the clock.

Control your final warning. Hunt them

down. Wait, Bob just sent the code.

Wait, I think we're repoing, but they're

not in the channel that says live. So,

what if I join and they're like they're

just like I don't know. What if they're

being like like misogynists? Like I

don't I wouldn't want to associate with

those people cuz I

love I'm going to join. Let me

join. Huh? Question mark.

Wait, why was it locked into my Genchin?

It's

fine. Dragon Soul. Wait, what the [ __ ]

is this? Oh [ __ ] I just closed

everything. Oops. What is this new

Runescape game? Is it good?

Um,

Repo. Yo, can I say something to the

Repo team? Oh, they just changed the

icon. Thank [ __ ] God, bro. You have

to change your icon. You have to.

There's literally no bigger flaw. Like,

your game is great. The only bad thing

is the icon. It is the ugliest thing I

have ever seen. I saw Marvel Rivals. 257

hours play time plus 100 on my alt

account. No big deal. I mean, it is what

it is. I leave it open in the background

a lot. I leave it open a lot. I don't

play that much. I'm only level like 40.

I leave it open in the background a lot.

I leave it open. But, bro, my Emma Emma,

what's her name? Emma Watson. Emma Emma

Frost. Dude, she's crazy. She goes

crazy. Dude, why did they kill Doctor

Strange, by the way? Not to start

yapping, but they [ __ ] killed Doctor

Strange for no reason. That guy did not

need the [ __ ] nerf. It's fine. Okay,

let me join the Discord.

Yes, I I can literally stop can't I

cannot stop talking about the

performance. Literally changed my Okay.

Sorry. Sorry. My I didn't know it was

that loud. I didn't know it was that

loud. One second. One second. One

second. I definitely One second. One

second. I didn't know it was that loud.

Um one second. Sorry. Sorry.

Um, wait. Chill. I Bro, why does my

volume mixer have [ __ ] two Discords?

Which one's the right one? Okay, I'm on

muting. I swear there's always a few

like videos or clips from like certain

performances by certain artists that

just like I feel like if I watch it, it

will just make me want to actually be

productive.

Oh, hello. Hello. Hey, guys. Hi.

I've faced many of my duels. Most of

them now that you're here. Yo, [ __ ] you,

Bob.

Oh, no. Dude, when me and Bob have beef,

I was watching I watch Actually, I

didn't even watch it, but someone linked

me it the the the the repo VOD of us

playing, okay? And there's a part where

I was last alive and do you know what I

heard in the spectating room? I heard

this [ __ ] blop, okay? Who I

considered a friend. I did. Sorry.

Sorry, I was wrong. Clearly, he was

shit-talking me the whole time. Oh, Nick

destroyed everything and now he's

trolling. Oh, he [ __ ] I don't know. I

don't remember. But he trolled me. I

mean, he flamed me. Nick. Mhm. Can I get

a base halt in chat for that? You know,

I I don't even have base halt.

I don't have base halt. You are running

around not right now with Clarend. Okay,

let's let's get on get on Repo.

Oh.

Oh, I do have base halt. Oh, okay. Also,

my brother's visiting, so he's like

sleeping in the room behind me. So, if I

yell, he'll hear it. So, I got to be

like normal, you know? You're saying all

this after you screamed your way in

here. I I just saw Bo, but I got

triggered. I'm sorry. Hello, everyone

else. Hello, Alva. Hello. Hello, Don.

Hello, Fang. Hello, Zenia.

Yo, why are Jake and Fob in another

channel?

Oh, wait. I can't just launch the game

without mods. Off in a corner.

Oh, Bob Fab is disassociating. Dude,

FOB's into some weird [ __ ] today, bro.

Oh, no. What do you mean by weird [ __ ]

Bob is doom. I think I think Gura

retiring legitimately broke him today.

[ __ ] Oh, is Oh, is that what happened?

Yeah.

Oh my gosh. Is he crying?

Oh, that's really sad.

07.

You're so beautiful. Oh, this is you.

The first thing I see when I open my

Twitter is your cute face. I'm so

honored,

Bob. You're so beautiful. Okay. You,

too. Oh my god. I can't I I honestly

every time I open up your stream I just

heart pound. Okay, that's now I know

you're trolling. Now I know you're just

[ __ ] pressing my buttons. Do I launch

with mods or normal?

Someone in your chat said, "OMG, they

made us." Okay, modded.

Repo dude Jake have all the levels

though. I think he I think it is his

save. I mean, we could wait for him, but

I don't know how long he's going to take

to I don't Am I going insane? This guy

chose one and and then he's like, "I

have to edit." But, bro, you work for

yourself. What do you mean you have to

edit? Just post it in 3 hours.

I think it's like an emergency thing.

Oh, no. I need to emergency post a

YouTube video. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm

sorry. I don't know what it

is. All good. All good. All good. All

good. Okay. Uh, let me import the

mods.

Uh, you literally do that. I do do that.

I'm very rich from the guy that hasn't

made What kind hasn't Okay, watch your

tone, buddy.

Turn off the playlist. Okay, sorry.

Wait, how do I I'm

like, how do I import this [ __ ] code

again? Wait, go back.

Wait, is the code you sent Bob the new

mods pack? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's the

one we used last time. Okay.

What's the program to launch the mods

called again? Thunder store. Ah, thank

you. Keep opening Curse Forge.

Dude, curse forge. Oh my goodness. It's

time to play Minecraft. Minecraft times.

Wait, isn't it isn't a new update for

Minecraft out?

Ah, [ __ ]

Uh, should I intro what I'm doing? I'll

do it later.

Hey guys, today we're playing Repo, and

Nick is about to single-handedly turn

into the main character again. What does

that mean?

Well, last time you were the last one

alive for like a good 20 minutes and we

just all had to watch you suffer. Okay,

but like Okay, but the only reason I

died is cuz I don't want to make you

guys wait. But cuz like I'm useless, but

like after 20 minutes of stalling, it

depends who's last. Like if blob's last

alive, I have a bit of faith. If it's

me, it's it's over. You just got to

believe in yourself. You got to lock in.

Maybe I do, but I dude I need a weapon.

Like maybe I maybe we need to like buy

weapons, you know? Oh, do you guys see

the me the video? It's like I need a

bigger weapon. I need a weapon.

I need more bullets.

Have you seen that? It has like 5

million views. How long? I'll post. It's

like 30 seconds.

Don't click on it. Your play for be

ruined.

You're for you page. It will never see.

Actually, you know what? I have seen

this. I This is go Whoa. A lot of

protein, sir. Let's go to the gym,

buddy. Let's go to the gym. Yo, why that

[ __ ] Why it moving? They will know my

power. I need more bullets. I need more

bullets. I need more bullets. I need

more bullets. Bigger weapons. That [ __ ]

got motion.

I need more bullets. I need more

bullets. My category 7 earthquake.

He does remind me of

comes

baby. No, that is a weapon.

That [ __ ]

crazy. God damn.

Now that is a weapon.

Now that is a weapon. Wait, my cam's

[ __ ]

up. Too twitch banan. It's literally

not. It's literally just a guy. You'll

be You'll be fine, bro. It's It's like

less suggestive than

Nikke. There's been boobs on Twitch

before. Be all

right. I need more bullets. I need more

bullets. Okay.

Uh, let me change my stuff. One sec.

I'll

be okay. Really quick, chat. We're going

to lock the [ __ ] in. Okay, here's what

we're going to do today. I don't know

how many people we're playing with cuz

I'll make a command when I know. But,

uh, we're going to play Repo today,

which if you haven't seen it, I don't

know how to describe the game.

Basically, you're just little shits in a

spaceship and then you work together to

make money and kill monsters. It's like

kind of like It's not really a horror

game. There's like only mini like but

it's not really horror.

Uh yeah, it's a friendship game. I don't

know. It's fun. I enjoyed it. I played

it off stream a bit. I had fun. So, I'm

going to stream it today. We'll see how

goes.

Um Friendbop. Yeah, exactly. It was

pretty fun.

Uh we'll try it. I mean, we'll play it,

see how it goes. Uh and then maybe at

the end of the stream, we'll do more

Genchin and then tomorrow I'm probably

streaming again. So, yeah.

But there should be good content. Should

be clip farming. Uh I don't know how the

[ __ ] to host though, so I'm going have

see. You on screen makes it a horror.

[ __ ] you. Okay. Also, I'll I'll read

chat, but I probably won't in Well,

we'll see. Actually, one sec. Let me

undefin what's up. Site. If you like

swing at someone and then they fly

upwards, sometimes they can leave the

facility. Oh, I've seen that. Yeah.

Somebody somebody got outside and they

were like flying down with the gravity

the gravity thing. It was funny. Oh my

god. Wait, you want to try on Nick? I

kind of want to try it. Bet. Let's do

it. Wait. Try what out? Nothing. You

just have to Yeah. I'm flying. Wait. I

actually don't trust you. No. No. It's

okay. Don't worry about it. No. No. Like

I like I actually don't trust you. Oh,

so you don't trust women? I trust Oh.

Every woman I've ever met except one.

Oh, okay. Because you're special. Okay.

Because I think Okay, actually, let me

take it a step further. Because I

respect women so much. I think that they

are not like so smart that they are

trustworthy, but they could also not be

like because they're so smart. Does that

make sense? If I said that no matter

what, I was like, "Yes, queen." Then I

would be there. I would assume like I

would be like basically like

condescending.

So you're saying that we're smart but

we're not pure of heart. Is that what

you're saying?

Is that what you're alluding to? No.

Okay. No, I wouldn't say that. So, do

you trust women? Yeah.

Okay, then you could have just said

that.

Yeah. Anyways, blop, we'll we'll we'll

do the thing. Don't worry. Yep.

Okay. Now, I don't think you're pure of

heart, though, cuz I don't trust Bo. You

see how this works? Yo, I don't trust

Bo. What? To begin with, the hostility

is crazy.

Anyways, I'm on by the way. I'm also on.

How do we join the thing? Um, I guess we

can do a new one for now cuz it is still

[ __ ] editing.

I can

always wait. Why are you in

[Laughter]

[Music]

chat? Join game. Oh [ __ ] Doxed. I am

online. Everybody join me. Okay.

Uh, wait. Let me let me not Wait. Is

there like do I leak the lobby if I join

or is it fine? No, you're fine. Okay,

I'm going to join. Well, I don't have

you on Steam though.

Oh, yeah. I'll join Fang, but you should

have me on Steam. Yeah, just try joining

off Fang, I think. Should be fine. No,

it's fine. You don't have to be my Steam

friend. I mean, it's all good. I get it.

No, bro. I look, she goes to another

school. You don't know her, man.

[Applause]

[ __ ] Hey, you're literally right here.

Hi, Albert. Let me see. How do I You

like how I'm green cuz of Gorp.

Gorp.

Gorp. Slam. Oh, [ __ ] Why is my outfit

exposed? Um, let me uh let me add

you. Dude, I had a Yoshi card, but it

was taking too big, so I just put random

[ __ ] on. I don't know why I have a

cigar. Got to change it, man. Oh, I have

a glow backpack. Look at this.

I'm smoking a cigar cuz I'm

tough. All

right. I only have I only have nine

years on Steam. Holy baby.

Me? Yeah. Well, how many years do you

have on Steam? 12.

Well, I don't know. I'm like not I'm not

a steamer usually.

Like I only started using Steam for I

don't even know like Darkest Dungeon

Dark Souls.

No, I was like a I was an I was I had an

unlucky childhood. Like I started with

like Hearthstone Starcraft and then

Hearthstone and League of Legends. Like

it was not Oh, you were a certified

nerd. I No, you back. I'm sorry. Hello.

Welcome back.

[Laughter]

What a

echo. Yeah, but that's cuz we're in

Discord. We'll mute the Discord. I can

do it now, I guess. It's just Don has to

join. Yeah, join blob. All right. Okay,

I'll defin him. That's okay. I played

Roblox.

Yeah, but Roblox is like the wave now.

It is now, but back then you you say you

say you play Roblox, I'd be like, "What

the [ __ ] is that?" Yeah. I didn't tell

anyone at my high school that I played

Runescape. They like someone caught me

once. I remember I was like playing like

Starcraft with my friend and then like I

all tabbed by accident and he saw

Runescape and he was like, "Why are you

playing Runescape?" I was like, "Oh

shit."

Caught. Like you have to hide that.

Nowadays, it's Genchin Impact. Yeah,

true. Yeah. Someone catches you playing

Genchin in the wild. No, I I bet there

are definitely kids that get bullied for

playing Genchin. Yeah. Oh, for sure.

Dude, there's people that have to watch

my our videos on [ __ ] like incognito.

[Laughter]

Got to open up the incognito tab at

school, dude. And and the Clippers, they

don't do us favors. They title [ __ ]

like, oh, like [ __ ] uh I don't know.

There's I hear like like moaning and

stuff. I don't do that. Or they'll make

Genchin player seem like Genchin player

ruins marriage over Fina. Bro, that was

one person and it was probably fake.

Actually,

that was hilarious.

All the cool people play Genchin in my

area. Okay, your area has to be

like not that

cool. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You're cool. If you're in chat right

now, you're cool. I promise. I promise.

He tried to make up a stay in his mind.

Yo, where's this [ __ ] I've been just so

we're all aware, I've been awake since

6:30 a.m. 7 and it's 2:00 a.m. right

now. Oh, good luck. But but this guy

this guy Jacob says, "Oh, no, bro. I got

to edit

now." All good. You know what? I think

we can just start without him and he can

join midway, right? Join us. Yeah, I

think he can he can join. We have the We

have the mod, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,

we're fine. Okay, we're ready. Is Bob

just crying in the What's Bob doing? I

don't know what he's doing. He's

probably talking to Lily or some [ __ ] I

don't know.

He sent a video called Found

You. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I'm ready.

I'm ready, too. Wait, is anyone else

live or is it just me?

It's just you. Oh, you, I believe. So,

should I just do an intro for myself?

guys. Today we're playing. This is Hey

everyone, how's it going? It's me, Big

Z, back for another game. Well, start

the game. Today we're playing Repo,

joined by our lovely

friends. What is Repo, you ask?

You make it like an anime?

I don't know. It's basically Lethal

Company, but like better or worse. I

don't know. Well, I've played it before,

so I would say better, but better in my

opinion. Damn. Let's go. Oh my gosh. I'm

so sorry, guys. Look at everyone's

blinged out. Wait, wait, let me change

my outfit. One second. What you're

wearing?

More head.

Oh, where's my Yoshi copter? Where's my

Yoshi Yoshi cart?

All right, guys. Guys, I'm in a Yoshi

cart. Yoshi cart, man. It looks just

like you. Well, I forget the settings.

This is how you run. Control. Okay, I

got it. I got it. And then Okay.

Like extra dark today. Yippee.

Hello. So, um

how how's your day going? Oh, hello.

It's going pretty good. Actually, no.

It's been a terrible day. I'm going to

be honest. Oh, dumb. At least you're

honest. Oh, you like this crow?

What? Where? There's a there's a crow I

think. Oh. Oh, there's Genchin music in

the background. Wait, you have to have

to close Genchin.

Yo, even while playing Repo, he's

thinking of Yo, I'm sorry, man. Crazy.

Also, Ch, when we get to higher levels,

there's this one enemy. Careful. Oh. Oh,

money, money, money.

There's this one enemy who's like blind

with a gun, but if he hears you yapping,

he just shoots you. Yeah. How about

that? He's anti fun. I [ __ ] hate him.

Like I laugh and then I get shot.

Wait, who's this? Oh yeah. Hi. Hi.

Hey, dude. Your giant ass car takes up

like half of my screen.

Hey, Bob. What if we slept uh like next

to each other?

Ew. Cooties. Ew. Hello. E.

Are there any monsters in this house?

Let's see. Let's go over here.

Oh, dang it. You look sick. Oh my god.

Okay, so we have 11,000 bucks to raise.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,

run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

What's happening? Wait, bring all our

money. Oh, I'm stuck.

I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying, bro. I

have no stamina. Yo. Yo, there's a

monster behind you, bro.

Yo. Yo. I was Did he

die? Ow. Ow. Ow. Okay. But I died for

content. I actually died for content. I

actually died for content. He got me

killed, bro. I know. I baited him to I

actually baited him

to RGB. No, but I died for content.

Okay, cuz I wanted to I wanted to like I

wanted to see body. Yeah. What do we do

with this

guy? Oh, wait. They both died.

Okay. In my defense, in my defense, in

my defense, I didn't think it walked

over the cart. Like, I thought it would

get stuck. It like just walked over it.

It's destroying all her stuff. Does that

make sense? Yeah, she's a bit tricky.

Also, I had no stamina cuz I was wasting

it like a [ __ ] idiot. I was just like

running around.

Typical for a newbie like you. Yo, watch

your [ __ ] mouth. Okay,

you people. I don't know, but Oh, wait.

Okay. Well, we'll get Rez one day. I

like how I like how Fang is like hiding

in her skirt when she's like in the

[ __ ] small form. It's cute. Dude,

what is this outfit?

Take that. Wait, this guy has a [ __ ]

Bulbasaur.

I was

running. Oh.

Anyways, is there background music in

this game? Yeah, it's audio. Oh, there

is. Jesus.

Yo.

Yo, this is so [ __ ] loud. Damn.

Slapped me in the face,

bro. I didn't see what happened. And the

scarecrow came and ate her ass. Wait,

let me put this like

But how are we losing on level one,

guys? Come on. Yeah, we're kind of ass.

It's fine by me. Oh, here. It's fine.

Yeah, just just it's coming. It's

coming. She's Oh, I think I think she's

she's coming.

Move. I can't see who died. You're

right.

[Music]

Thoughts on this chat? Oh no. [ __ ] no.

Or should I go here?

Bottom right. Okay. Are you kidding

me? She's kind of chill.

Okay, I turned some lights off.

Bro, how did I die right away? Like the

monster should have just thought about

the content.

True.

The content is first round. Why are

there so many monsters already?

Yo, what is this? What is this

cosmetic? My body disappeared with this.

Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] that. Hey, you guys want

to help me pick an outfit? Why does my

game lag whenever I open up the mod?

Just turn it in.

Wait, let me change my pets.

The fight. Where the Oh, we're coming

back, boys.

Let me let

me Oh, are we getting rest? Coming back.

Oh,

okay. Lock in. Lock in.

Who? I can close the opposite. Hey, we

back, baby. Born again. Hey, we

found invisible. Get the [ __ ]

out. Where's Fang? My body is missing.

Hello. Where are you? Hey, we're missing

Bang. We need to get her. Where are you?

What the hell, dude? It's Bigfoot. We

got to run.

No. Yo, do you guys hear that? What the

[ __ ] just happened? Like a horse. Yo,

what the hell? Okay, I'm one HP, but

I'll be fine. Yeah, we just have one.

Oh, she Okay, she's alive. She's alive.

Let's go. Let's make some money. Oh no,

we got to leave.

Wait, that was easy. Just turn my arms

invisible. Yeah, I was right next to

this invisible right now. Uh, wait.

Talk.

Yeah, I can't see her. Wait, bro. You're

invisible woman. Wait, you're right

there. What the hell? I thought you were

I thought you were at the base. No, we

see you. Oh, okay. I think I see you.

You're right here, right? Yeah. You see

blob? What's wrong with

No, you're standing still. I don't see

Bob, though. I see blob. Bob's just

standing still for me. Yeah, he's just

standing still. Is it glitched out? Yo,

just you start it. You start it then.

Wow. I like your Bulbasaur. What's his

name?

Oh, that's a [ __ ] terrible name.

Wait, do can we leave now? What the [ __ ]

is this? I think so. Hey. Uhoh.

Hello. Yo, get me out of here.

Wait, what the she? She coming. She

coming. Oh, hey. Stay back. You. Yo,

please. Please. Wait. She listens. Oh,

yeah. That's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what I [ __ ] step back.

This dude. No, it's fine. You get res,

bro. You get res at the ship.

Dude,

okay. I actually didn't think I would

die, though. Like, honest to God, I

didn't think I die. But But can I get

like a stamina upgrade? Thoughts? Like,

we all get one. Yeah.

Okay. You can choose your upgrade right

here. Buy your your cereal. Whatever. Or

maybe we do. We want Is there There's no

weapons, right? Yeah. No weapons yet.

Damn, bro. No ducky. Hey, let's get some

cheap upgrades. We have those two

stamina upgrades. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a cheap one. That's 2K.

Yeah. Yeah. Are we Do we have the mod

pack where like we share all the

upgrades with one another? No, that's

OP. No. Wait, actually that that'd be

kind of heat. Yeah, we should get it.

It might be OP, but I don't know. Also

one where like instead of finding loot,

you find upgrade.

I'm I'm I'm down for just the the shared

upgrades, but hell yeah. We need to have

a majority vote though, or everybody

agree, rather.

Wait, can you still glitch the health

packs? Yoink.

I think you still can. It hasn't updated

yet.

Put pixelation off in

settings. What the [ __ ] is pixelation,

bro?

on small. Wow. What is

that? Wait, what the [ __ ] does this do?

Yo, who's killing me?

What the [ __ ] is

pixelation? Dumbass is alive.

Yo, can the Yo, can you guys Am I about

to die? Am I about to die? No. No.

Please, please.

I got you, [ __ ] I got you. Beg

for mercy.

Oh,

okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Get me out of

here. Get me out of here. Get Can we buy

this? Yo, who put too much [ __ ] in

here? All right. [ __ ] this health

upgrade.

It's better. Wait, what? Pixelation on

low. Is this real or am I getting one

guy? We need to press the button. No,

dude. It makes the game look so much

better. Wait, what makes the game look

better? Pixelation. My god, this is so

much better. I can see the game. Where

is my eyes? Wait. Thank you.

Can we go? Can you Yo, this is this is

mine. B, can you slide? Do the slide.

I'm kidding. We can all get one. Yo, get

your health packs. Get your health

packs.

Everybody get the health packs. Oh, no.

Bounce, mom.

Wait, but doesn't it cost money? Not if

you uh there's a glitch. It's like a

glitch. Yeah. E on it or something?

Yeah. Hold it and spam E on it and it

should allow you to Okay. I definitely

brought this 100 to the ship. You're not

slick. Oh, it's gone. Never mind. Okay,

you got it.

I'll just do a 50. Oh, I didn't get it.

Wait, do I do I get it? I think I can

get

it. Please.

[Laughter]

Please tell me you didn't get it. Please

tell me you didn't. I got it. I got it.

I got it. Hey, we they tried to stop us.

They

Okay, I only use one up stamina upgrade.

No, you got stamina speed instead of Who

the [ __ ] bought speed? Who wants the

stamina? Speed is good. Speed is good. I

wanted more stamina, not speed.

Who wants health? You can have it,

queen.

Who wants health? How fast am I? I'm

actually pretty fast. Oh, it's okay. I I

took the stamina one. You can have it. I

have the stamina I want too actually

though if anybody else wants it. If any

of the men shamefully going into the

corner wait you're not even full health

here has some help. I didn't even use it

but I was just holding it. Someone want

it.

Yo I'm spamming it. All right. Anyways

round two. This time we're actually

going to try. So I won't die chat. I

promise. I promise you I'm locked in

this time. Okay. Oh you guys hear me? Oh

[ __ ] Wait. Where did the speed up? How

could you go? I didn't use it.

It's still there on the right.

Oh, you got it.

If you lose, don't have to tell me.

Huge, huge start. All right. Oh, I like

this map. Never mind. I [ __ ] hate

this map, but it'll be

fun. All right, we're going to go

explore. What the Nice

trophy. Okay. Oo, a chalice.

Plus

600. Okay.

Oh, what the [ __ ] Wait, did I hit you

with the travel right in? Yes. Oh,

sorry. I have a Yoshi card. It's kind of

hard to steer. Yeah. How about Okay. Oh,

600 bucks of

money. Okay, cool.

Wait, where'd the money go? Oh, did I

drop it? No. Oh, you want to put in the

cart? Where are you? Nope. Any money

home? Okay, I'm going to open this door.

Oh, boy. I sure hope I don't die. Oh,

it's my

friends. What's over here? Hello.

It's over. Yeah, man. I'm kind of sick.

Wait, this guy's sick. Yo, stay away

from me, you [ __ ] fiend. Oh [ __ ]

Hello.

I'm going to be [ __ ] that guy.

Hello. Hello. Wait. I like your ditto.

Oh, thank you. What the hell is that?

Yo, why did it flash red in here? Hello.

I'm going to look for money.

There's another item in this room. How

much is this worth? Another chalice.

like 1k and a cassette tape. Okay. Minus

[ __ ] Oh, it's the Okay, I lost like

400 bucks on it. It's the guy with the

big sword. You guys want to say hi?

Wait, who's the guy with the big sword?

This guy. Oh, that guy. Wait, that guy's

a [ __ ] loser.

Hey, man. There's only one monster. Hey,

there's a hamburger.

Oh, I don't like chalice.

Oh, all right. He won't. Yo,

he's never mind.

I just hear him die.

Um, I think Nick did,

bro. Why was the monster hugging the

door?

Like I just checked the corner to see

and he was just there and he one shot

me. Does he like suck you in or

something? How did I die? I don't know.

I don't I don't even know what he does

and I died. Oh god.

You got a two for one, dude. He was like

hugging the door on the right. Y'all

good? Oh, was running away. Okay,

well I've dead half the game. All good.

Yo, wait. What? Well, you were behind

me. How did you die? Oh, it's not Yeah,

I I guess he swung his sword and and got

us both at the same time. That's [ __ ]

up.

Okay, they found our heads. Well, they

found yours.

Oh, Dawn's head.

The the guy with the hammer is here.

Yeah, I found found her head. Dude, he

doesn't even make noise. All right,

let's revive these dudes. No wonder you

should like step louder. Let's revive.

Do we have enough? Yes, we do. Yes. All

right, we want to push both of them.

Chad, I hope you enjoy spectating cuz

that's going to be 80% of the stream. Oh

[ __ ] Wait. Ah, how else are we going to

game? Like, we need this.

Can't forget my 40. My 59. What's this

guy doing?

Dude, Albert's on a mission. Oh, no.

All right. Is this heavy?

Wait, Chad, what the [ __ ] are you guys

gambling on? If I'm going to die,

yeah, you got it. You got it. Got it.

That's [ __ ] up.

What? I just went bad. I just had to

jump. Damn.

I will not let these [ __ ] win.

Don, you hear me? All right. Round two.

Hey, we back, baby. Dude. Dude, I swear

to you. I swear to you, the monster was

hugging the door right here.

He was waiting for me to peek.

Door camping you. That guy's [ __ ] up.

I'm just going to let someone else go

first. I'm going to let someone else go

first. Let's die. Wait, it's blocking

our only Wait, how are we gonna do this?

Wait, where is he? Oh, he's coming back.

He's coming back. A [ __ ] that, bro. [ __ ]

that. Close the door. Close the door. A

cart. Whoa. What? Did someone just die?

I'm not peeking this guy anymore. Yo,

just close the door. No, I think so.

Yeah, you can open surely. Oh, hopefully

not.

Move this away. So, it's behind the next

uh Yeah. Wait. Extraction. Oh my god.

Who's

boarding?

Something in there.

Yo, the monster is here. The monster is

here. The monster is here. The monster

is coming. I repeat, the monster is

here. Coming. The monster is coming.

Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch

out. All right, I'm going to get out of

here. So, I'm going to remember he's

he's Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, how much

more money do we need? Wait, we need

11k. I got this, chat. We're going on a

money hunting mission, bro. That's my

job. My job right now is money. Get

money. The job is money. Capitalism,

resources, monetary gain. Get it

twisted. Your

life is meaningless. Capital is worth

more.

Hey, what? Sorry. I'm just trying to

make money right now. I'm locked in.

What kind of Wait, do you know what kind

of hat you have on right now? Wait, we

have 20K in the cart. Wait, I have a

hat,

queen. Hello. Thank Yes. What do I have?

Have a hat you have on right now.

Hello. Hello. Yes. I have a King DD hat.

Right. What? I have like a a cute hat.

Maybe King DDD.

Okay. That's what it is. It looks

Chinese. That's why. Oh, you know I can

speak a little bit of Chinese.

No. Uh, wu groot. Um, okay.

All right. You got it. I have a I have a

frog.

She has a frog. Let's go. That's all we

need on this map. W frog. Let's go.

Everybody take Let's go. Let's go. Oh,

we're going to have two new bodies. Let

me see some stab. Let me see some stab.

Let me see some stab. It's definitely

going to be a

tut. Okay. Not much here. Not much here.

Just going

to walk past this guy cuz I can. All

right. Anything over here? Anything over

here? Hey, let let me go first. I got

you. Okay, I'll clear the way. I'll

clear the

way. Do you think I like scare the

monster

with your big ass cart? Maybe. Ah.

All right, we made it. Okay, dude. The

early levels are [ __ ] easy. Sounds

terrifying.

One, two, three, four.

Where's Bop? Oh, where's Bop? Where's

five and six? Okay, we're missing two.

Where's five? Wait, there's a little

There's a little sperm.

He's He wants a Yoshi. He wants a Yoshi.

He got me. Wait, he only went for you.

You got me.

E. What?

E. What the [ __ ] do I do, bro?

You just wait for it to Hello.

Yeah. Um,

that's what happens when you drink too

much. The monster is like right there.

So, like, okay.

Why is it not think of it? No.

Oh god. Oh e. I would never imagine

seeing Yoshi barf,

right? Jeez. I'm sorry, Yoshi. Wait,

where's Bob? Is he dead? Uh oh. Monster.

Yo, I think uh Blob's gone.

Start the ship. Start the ship. Oh my

god. Who said that? Who said that? Who

said that? Who said that? Oh, he's at

the ship. Yo yo yo. He's literally in

the ship. I'll start it. I'll start it.

I got it. Oh, wait. I don't got it. I

don't got it.

Oh my god. No way. Hey there, guys.

Wait. Fang is the only one alive. Fang

used to start it now. This [ __ ]

Bro, I told you I don't trust Bob. I

told you at the start of trying to start

this [ __ ] Okay. Why are you saying you

don't trust me when I'm trying to get us

out of here? We The only reason we're

not out of here was cuz we waited for

your ass.

I I think the snack was more important,

you know.

Wait, is this F? Does F know how to

start the ship? Uh, I'm going be honest,

I don't know how to start the ship. Oh,

she got it. Okay, let's go. We did

[Music]

it. How did he get all of us? Does he

sucks

us? Bro, I didn't know he he he did

that. He like sucks you in and then he

eats you. Yeah. Um, bro, that was

traumatizing,

dude. That was [ __ ] up. That was

[ __ ] up. Oh my god. I didn't pull in

so many people at once. Yeah, he's just

[ __ ] I need the help. Life is rough.

Crazy, man. How do I get up? Okay, Nick.

All right. Yo, we got this. What's up,

Nick? I need you to come here. Like just

stand in the m middle. I have an

experiment I need to do. You're going to

hit me with a frying pan. Yeah, I will.

But like it's like it needs to be you.

So like straight up.

Okay. All right. I don't know if it's

going to work, so we'll see. But if it

works, it's going to be really cool.

10k. Holy [ __ ] Ready? Ready? Ready?

Okay. Wait a minute. Okay. [ __ ] up.

Wait. It didn't work. Wait. Okay, go

center yourself, please.

Ducky. Ducky. I'm getting the ducky. Oh

god. There he goes. The ducky. This is

my best friend. We need the feather

drone. Okay, we get to take out my

drone. Wait, no, the drone's OP. The

drone's way better.

Oh, wait. Which one? We can get both. We

can get both. Is the feather drone the

one that lifts things? Oh. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that thing's broken. Sorry. Makes

them wait one. Wait, do you want to hit

me with a pad again? Oh my god. What? Do

you want to hit me with the pad again? I

need like a blue thing. I'm realizing

now. I need like a floating thing. Am I

in the cart? Okay. The floating blue

thing. Oh [ __ ] One. Can I find it?

Yeah. Here. Wait, do we have a floating

blue thing this time or No. Yeah. Go

kill. Go small. Chat. This duck, if you

don't know, he's like a a grenade, but

he bounces everywhere, so you can't

really control him, so it ends up

killing your teammates, but when it

works, it works.

And not you giving the duck he him

pronouns. Well, I this is my duck.

And your duck is his name is little

duck, right?

It's in here.

I need a health pack. That's why. No,

no, no, no, no. Wait, do we even buy

anything yet? Oh. Oh, we are buying the

dock. Let's go.

I got mine. I got mine. I got mine. I

brought an extra 50 for someone. Wait,

wait. Everyone go. Everyone go. I'll do

it. I have full HP. Okay. All right.

Wait, you didn't get hit at all by the

guy? I did, but I revived.

No, I'm saying like at the end.

Oh, back to 20. That Oh, wait. W chatter

W. Uh, my duck is a guy because I don't

believe in owning uh women. So, I have a

a boy duck. A male duck? Yeah, male

duck. What does it do? He quacks. No,

no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? What? What?

Wait, what happened?

Why is my game lagging?

Our hats. Uh, they're too much.

happened.

We had two who wanted to join. No. Wait,

who wanted

did Oh, only Jig Ding. All right, it's

fine.

[ __ ] that guy. [ __ ] that guy. [ __ ] that

guy, guys.

Wait, we got in

here. Wait here goat. Ww. Oh, this is

the map with the Yahi potion.

What? But but we're both boys. Wait,

where is it? Where is it? Huh? No. No.

That's a potion. It's a potion, bro.

It's a potion. Let me find it. Y potion.

Wait. Wait.

Someone. That's cute.

A Wait. How do you hold? Wait. Bob, hold

this.

BR.

I just broke the [ __ ] potion.

I gave you that potion just for you to

break it. That's crazy.

All right. So, I have

Hello. Wait.

I'm sorry. I I forgot that like things

break in this game.

Okay. Um, what's the monster going to

be? Let's look for some money. The

[Music]

monster get out of my way. Hi, slow. Yo,

look at this [ __ ] wizard, bro.

Oh, yeah. Oh, the slow motion.

The [ __ ] is this? I don't

[Music]

[Laughter]

Oh,

ducky. Hey, what's up, man?

Wait, who's this big ass car? Put this

in the cart. All right, put in the cart.

All right. Any money over here? What the

[ __ ] is this? Wait. Yo, there's a

Yo, anyone want to help me move a big

ass cube or can I do this alone?

What is this? Oh, the cube. Hold on.

Wait, there's something coming. Is there

a monster? Should we drop it? Oh, the

duck. Never mind. It's just a duck. Lift

this with me. Yo, guys, we got loot.

Bring the cart.

Cart is here. Lift it up. Lift it up.

Lift it up. Higher. Higher. Yes, sir.

There we go. Boom. Cinema. 17.

There's also a stack of money over

there.

I have eight. It's worth a cajillion.

Everybody hide. Everybody hide.

Everybody hide. Everybody. Oh [ __ ] Oh

no. No. No.

No.

Oh.

Oh, I [ __ ] up. But how do you like how

do I do this? Okay. Repo down. Repo

down. Oh my god. He's coming

in. Yeah. There's no way. This guy opens

the door, right? Oh.

Oh my god, I lose. No.

Wait, is he eating all our money? Yes,

cuz he's blocking his way. Should I try

my duck at him? Oh my god, he's

uh Yeah, you can try. He's He's right

there. He's literally AFK in that spot.

No. Where is it? Oh, I missed my duck.

You can grab

it. Oh, he's gone. He's gone. Here, take

your duck back.

I bet.

That was a mishap. That was a mishap.

How much is it worth? It's still 6K.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. And

then No. No. The whole thing's 11. 10.7.

We're fine. Oh, [ __ ] Bob died. And I

think

that's crazy.

Honestly deserved for the ship incident,

bro. That monster's my least favorite.

That guy's a [ __ ] loser.

Yo, Ascat, thanks for waiting. I found

the second Oh, hi. I found the second um

Oh, nice, nice, nice construction.

Oh, this is worth a lot. Wait, 10k

broomstick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like

we'll save that for later. There's a

bunch here. Look at this. Oh, we're

rich, bro. Look,

looks Oh. Oh, look at how thick. 50 40k

11k.

Okay, now don't touch it, bro. I found

this stuff first. Okay. Do you like my

rubber ducky? Accomplishments. I brought

the cart. Oh, thank you. There's a bunch

of stuff here. Yeah, there's like 100.

There's like 50k worth of stuff here.

Oh,

wait. The later ones. Yeah. So, we'll

have to get another activate another

one.

Pixel soup.

Wait, so don't we just turn stuff in now

cuz we're rich? Like, what's the point

of me exploring? I'm just going to die.

No. Like we're rich already.

Wait,

dude. There's like 50k in that room over

there. 50k? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then the

second dragon is literally 50k worth of

[ __ ] Right here. Or where was it? Like

here. This bro is 10k.

Look, bro. We can literally turn

everything in. Yeah, but this Yeah,

we're [ __ ] rich.

Don't we have the featherweight thing?

Did you have it? Who grabbed it? I have

it. I have it. I have it. Yeah. Can we

just use that? What do you guys want? Do

we want to use on the broom on like

everything? No. Rhino. Well, how much is

this as our cart? Oh, we only have 14 on

our cart. Okay. I think 10k. Yo, what if

we use the featherweight on the big

[ __ ] uh the big guy?

We'd have to move it all the way there,

I think. Oh, maybe we just do on the

sword then. Let's see.

Wait, how do we do

this? I can't stop in that.

How do I do it on this thing again?

I have no clue.

Oh, there you go. Oh, let's go. You just

hit me. Minus 2K. All good.

It's okay. We only need 20. Well, I can

scout ahead for the monster. I'll bait

him. Okay, let's push this. I am the

ber. Let me put this in. Let me put this

in.

Minus 4K is crazy, guys.

Yes. I don't know if it's I'm going to

scout for the monster.

Where's the

What the hell is that monster?

I can't see in front of me. What is

that? That was me. Sorry. All right. Um

Oh, let's check. Let's check for the I'm

checking for the monster. Yeah. Dang.

Yeah, I'm I'm the throat goat. Let's

see. Um no monster here. No monster

here.

I have no stamina. I got to say

this. All

right. I feel like we probably should

have brought the heaviest thing back,

but it's fine. We're rich now, so it's

all good.

Wait, we need all that.

Is this even the way back? I kind of

don't know where I'm going. Um, yeah, it

is. It is.

All right. I'm scouting ahead.

Wait. The card's not coming. Hut. Two,

three,

four. Captain Teemo on duty. Swift Broom

Academy. Congratulations, class of 87.

Damn. Congrats, guys. What does it say?

The headmaster.

You see Harry Potter there? Wait, we

don't have the cart. It's doing it. Oh,

I got it. Oh, yeah. Should we get the

cart? Yes. Yes, the heads are there.

Well, but did anyone important die or is

it just W?

Okay, well, we're good then. We could

just I mean, we don't, you know, he did

grief us last round

and I know you're listening to this bop.

Yeah, rude. [ __ ] you, guys. The duck

just knocked everything out of our cart.

The duck. Oh, it's okay. We're rich.

He's taunting me now. Wait, why'd you

make the duck angry? I didn't. He was

looking at me. Oh, he's laughing at me.

You guys want to uh lift this? We got

this, guys. Cute with me. Let's lift

lift

up. Gentle, gentle. I can't see. Gentle.

Yeah, of course. Okay. Yeah, got it.

Okay, we're at 14K. What is the dog

doing? Hello, Doc. No, no, no. We have

We have 4K already in there. Hello,

duck.

Yeah, we had a little go through that. I

have a rubber duck.

uh this stuff when you they like go

after one person directly and it's

whoever they're looking at right now

which is in this case you miss

you voice is too loud no ignore him a

little bit.

So where?

Okay. Oh, that way. Okay, they're

sending it over. Yeah, we're we're we're

selling our ship. I should find second

extraction point, which was back

somewhere there. You remember where it

was?

What? Where are my friends? Nicholas.

Nicholas,

I'm going to get through this alone.

Wait, what's up?

Wait, what happened? No, no, no. What

happened? What

happened? I really messed

up. That's fine. Next time I'll show her

my aura.

I will be griefing him.

Yo, what's up, guys? I will be griefing

you. Just wait. What happened? What

happened? We're friends. We're friends,

bro. We're friends. Just let this know.

No. No. No, no. We're friends. We're

friends. But I would like to squash the

beef. Okay. Okay.

Oh lord.

as look, I know we've had our issues in

the past, but there's no way to move

forward except through

collaboration. Because one does not need

to seek revenge when instead we can seek

brotherhood,

camaraderie, and

mutual respect.

You're making a whole lot of sense now.

I think you're speaking my language.

Wait, what does this cauldron do? He's

just stay in it for a bit. Am I going to

die? No. No. You took a little What the

Do you see anything? Oh, wait. There's

like a

Ow. There's like a little thing in

there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm

only one health, so I can't do it. Is it

worth I don't know what it was. Uh

There's like a white potion.

Oh, we'll see. We need to We'll come

back. Run, run, run, run. Nah, I'm dead.

There's

I don't know. I saw a robe and then I

ran away. The monster is over there, by

the way. He's like in that room over

there in the back. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Go through. The guy's got to get ready

to run. Yeah. What's happening? All

right. Let's go. Oh, we got to go back.

Yo, the monster's back,

bro. Oh, [ __ ] We got to get out of

here. He was edgeguarding us.

Wait, did we turn it in yet? No, they

took it

out. Hey guys.

Hey, I will be running.

I'm pretty sure the guy was over here,

by the way, but all good.

Oh my god.

Oh no face. Going to the left.

All good.

That's literally where our bus is. [ __ ]

Did we all make it? Wait. He's not

looking at us, right? He's looking at

us. Oh, wait. He is. There's nothing to

hide here. Run, run, run, run. Oh, boy.

I'm hiding. I'm losing my corner.

I this corner.

Wait, is he here or No,

here though. No, you're back. Yeah, the

streamer went back. Hold on. The Oh,

wait. He's right there. He's right

there. He's right there. Oh, the

streamer's right here. I'm going to die

if I look in that room. Wait, there's a

spider here. Yeah. About to say hi. Over

the door.

Bro, you can't. Yo, I got to lock in,

bro. Oh, I got it locked.

[Music]

Yo, Ripper still here. Okay, I can't see

you,

guys. We running like 3 2 1

now. Go, go, go.

[ __ ] you, [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ]

you and the [ __ ] horse you rode in

on.

Bro, I have no stamina. Get me the [ __ ]

out of here.

Bro, that guy literally like touched my

tail.

Like as soon as I went to hide. Like he

literally like I like he literally

licked me.

Wow. Yum. Hey, we're out. He likes it.

[Music]

They stop typing dollar signs and send

us out. Damn. Oh, why so many Pokemon? I

feel like I feel like he's stalling

longer. He does. He stall. Hey, no

deaths. Get [ __ ] believers.

I'm locked it now. Yeah, good job. What?

What did you say? Hey, tell Jake to join

now.

Uh, I think we Let me unmute Discord.

I'll tell for Yo, Jacob,

let me get some stamina. Yo, you can

join now. Yeah, I'm in a game. Play Hold

on. Oh, hello. Okay, so you're just

playing here.

Watch out. I join next. Okay, I thought

you too. I'm okay.

No upgrades. Where are they? This guy

started a Marvel's Rivals game. Wait, we

should get the gun.

That's 30 minutes. You want the gun? Oh,

I don't really want like someone else

can have it, but we should definitely,

bro. It's OP. No, you can like No, it's

it's very inaccurate compared to what

else we could get. Let's Okay, what else

can we get? What else can we get? Name

it. A shotgun. Uh, yeah, buddy.

[Music]

There is no baseball bat.

Here. You want the gun? You want the

gun? You want the gun? Take it. Take it.

Where the

[ __ ] Hell yeah, brother.

I mean, we could just use Can I practice

my aim here or is it like Okay. Is it

Watch this? I can't tell. Yeah, it is. I

can hear you. It's still stuck. I can't

open it for some reason. I think you

need a gun.

Wait, do we want the gun or no? Oh, you

need an item for it. Oh, I see. Hey,

Nick. Come here.

Okay, there we go. Okay, here. Wait,

what are you doing? Wait, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, wait. What are you doing?

Are you ready? Oh, yeah. I'm ready.

You're going on a trip.

[Music]

Hey, we up here. Oh, there's a there's a

human grenade. You guys want this?

Um, there's a beer bottle.

Skeleton. I mean, it looks like he died

doing what he loved, bro. Look at this.

Grenades. Beer.

All right. Sneak, bro. This is like the

editor

closet. Okay. Sorry. Uh, a bunch of

upgrades instead of the That's not true.

I treat my editors very well. I'll have

you know. Okay. It's not true. That's

not true. Okay. I just got blown up.

Bro, who's grabbing toilet here? Hello.

No. No. Please. Please. No. No. Please.

Please. Please. Please. No. No. No.

Please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, please.

I'm sorry,

dude. It's the way I can't even see your

[ __ ] ass screen cuz this whole giant

[ __ ] cart is just Please let me go.

Please,

please. I don't want anything to do with

this.

Wow. Nah, I'm stuck. He's your

responsibility. Let me Hey, thank you.

Oh, hell no. Wait. [ __ ] How do I get

up? Oh, control the car. Okay. We can

take Yeah, we need we can make a a mini

cart. Wait, what's is a shock wave

grenade good? Uh HP.

What you say? Is a shockwave grenade

good?

Yeah, can be if you use it

right. What do we buy? But we already

spent our money. A lot of upgrades.

Let's go. The baby.

I only need like five HP. Is there like

a tiny one? Just take it. Just take it

right. You're leaving. I'll switch with

you. I'll switch. I don't need this

large one. Who wants the large one?

Yeah, switch. I take I only need 10. So,

level four, baby. Lock in.

Wait, Jake said he Jake had to do the

next one, right? Yeah.

He's a loser.

True. How we doing, chat?

I got look at all these upgrades. All

right. Plus 10 stamina. Yoink.

Sprint speed.

Someone want strength. I don't know how

to use this [ __ ] Yeah, you just you

just get like you just get the ability

to pick up heavier items. Oh, I see. I

am strong now. Yeah, get stronger. I am

big strong man.

ready.

All right, it'll be easy. See if we can

speedrun this just in time for Jake to

finish this freaking stupid lock.

Yeah, it's hard to

Yeah. These games are fun. It's harder

to yap, though, cuz like if if I yap too

much, a monster's going to [ __ ] shoot

me.

This is like the anti This is an anti-

yap game. Like it's literally just like

if you yap, you get [ __ ] punished. If

I yap, I die. If I yap, I die. Is that a

good thing, though? That's a good title.

It's literally anti- yapping. Plus, it's

like kind of socialable, so I can't just

be like screaming over people. You get

me? So, it's literally double anti-app.

What else goes down? What's in here?

Wait, do you know what else goes down?

our [ __ ] money. Oh my god,

bro. I broke.

He's going down. I'm yelling at you,

man. What are we doing? You better run.

Wait, can you honestly raid my country

singing?

Yeah,

I'm I'm going to take my horse down

road. I'm going to

Oh, I just remember my brother's trying

to sleep. I'm going to not sing actually

cuz I'm a I'm a good sibling.

Are you the older brother or the younger

brother? I'm the younger brother. Oh,

yeah. Seven years younger. This is

literally the most typical younger

brother I've ever met. Why? Cuz I'm

alpha. Wow. Oh no,

the alpha does not wait. There's a frog

over there somewhere.

I'm getting stuck in the loot or

monster. Oh, there he is. What is it?

Oh, it's a [ __ ] frog, bro.

I have an idea.

He has an idea.

A boba. Oh, [ __ ] What happens? Oh, he

has a knife. A boba has a knife. Yo,

should I chuck my duck at him?

Yes. Oh, I got him. Let's go. Wait, the

duck worked. That's like the first time

the duck work. Watch out. It's fragile.

It's fragile. It's fragile. It's It

That's my [ __ ] play of the game, bro.

Oh, I [ __ ] hate the head, bro. What

do I do? What do I do? Uh, hide under a

table. Make sure it doesn't look at

you.

Here it comes. Here it comes.

Is this a hiding spot?

Oh. Oh, that's money.

Hi.

Can Nick kill his duck at the head and

kill it, too? Yeah, if it explodes, I

think. Where's Nick? Hello. Is it RNG?

Wait, there's a there's a big vase here

if we want like 5k. There's like a head.

You should go kill it. I think I'm going

to die. Run ahead. Run ahead. Run ahead.

Run ahead. Oh, it's a head. All right,

you got this. I believe in you.

Wait, where? Oh, [ __ ] me, bro. One v

one, bro. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's

see it. I'm going hide behind the

chair. Come here.

Oh my god. How did you live, bro? My

duck did nothing. Yeah. Find a smaller

room. Wait, did zero damage? I don't

think so.

Yo,

guys, guys, I'm scared.

It's over here. There's a big earn here.

I don't want to break it.

It went right to go peek it at Nick. He

just closed the door.

He closed the door on you.

duck.

I killed him.

I am the [ __ ] goat. I am the absolute

goat. Let's go in here. Hey, wait. I

always break these. I always break

these. I always break these.

Don't break it. Gently. You're over.

Okay. Oh, there. Okay.

Cinema. Wait, the duck is actually Wait,

this is 20K, dude. I love the ducky,

bro. Where'd he go, dude? Mr. Quackers

has never let me down.

Damn, we [ __ ] killed two dudes.

Okay, as I was saying, Chad, yeah, it's

harder to yap here in these games. You

get like omega punished. Plus, like

there's like is like more social. Wait,

there's a 20k server here. Hello, Fang.

Have you ever considered that maybe not

yapping a thing sometimes? No, cuz like

that's like the content, you know? Let's

move this. Let's move it

together. Okay, never mind. I let go.

No, no, no. It's going to fall. It's

going to fall. Please, please. Okay, I

fell. All right. Okay. How do we bring

it through the door? I can't see the

strength update.

What? No. No. That's uh uh Celeste, I

think. I can't see behind me. Where am I

going? Okay. Or you're you're Yeah,

you're kind of tucked in a corner right

now. Turn to your right. Yeah, but I

just want to get it through this

creasse. Ah, what's up? Nothing. Oh,

it's going to fall. Careful, careful,

careful.

Do you know where to bring it? No.

Bro, you want to like leave it

somewhere? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I think that's a second extraction

point. Where? I know where to go. Just

keep going straight. You're about to run

into a table.

Wait, wait, wait. Where's the Oh, wait.

There's no monsters left. Hey guys, we

have a big server thing. Where do we put

this? Um, extraction site.

Yeah. Where is it? Uh, I think you guys

have to go to the second one now. Oh,

yeah. Is the second one activated?

No.

Oh, it's on the ground. Wait, no. I

think it's it's it's

it's that one. I think it's Wait, where

the hell is it? Oh, over here, right?

Wait, guys, did you use that extraction

point or No. Uh, maybe we could do this

one. Yeah, cuz we have a big server that

that's like 17k. Where? Right over here.

Yeah.

So, okay. Wait. So, you have to drag it.

There's one here, but it's not Yeah. Uh,

okay. Got it. I am. Wait, does anyone

know where my duck is? Where'd he go?

Yeah, over here. Over here. Oh, okay.

That guy got two kills, bro. It's on

Zinny. He wants his It's on What? No,

you can keep it. You can keep it. I just

want to know where it was. That's all.

It's all good. It's all good. All right.

There's a ring here. Got the feather.

How's the feather on this thing? Okay.

Where do we put the cart?

All right, let's go. Bro, I didn't think

the duck would one shot the head,

though. That's crazy. Oh, there's a

there's 20k, too. Oh, there. Wait, this

What if we put our Minecraft beds next

to each other?

Uh, there's a big box here worth like a

million dollars. Yeah.

Do you think the head respawned by now?

No, it takes a while to respawn. Oh, so

we're chilling. Yeah. I'm just going to

run around freely, bro. I did it. I

saved the day. Hey, I'm the [ __ ]

hero. Woo! I did it. And they all lived

happily ever after. Hey, ain't that

sweet? Yep, that is sweet. Is this a

pitfall and then I [ __ ] die? No, it's

stairs. Okay, what's down

here? More stairs. That's definitely not

suspicious. I definitely feel

safe. Um,

guys, what the [ __ ] is this? I'm going

to save some stamina. Is anything here

like lootable?

No. Okay. Can't get anything. I'm going

to leave. I have no stamina cuz I'm a

dumbass. All

right. Is this an extraction point? Oh,

we already used it. Oh, this where we

started. Wait, I'm [ __ ] stupid.

Okay.

Um, find the next extra point. So, how's

your day, chat? Mine is pretty good. Uh,

bro, on the way back here when I was

flying back this guy, so I had seat like

I don't know like 8D or something and it

was like a window seat, small plane and

I went I went to sit on the window and

the guy there was a guy there like an

older gentleman. I was like, "Oh, uh, he

was a already sitting at my seat." Okay.

And I was like I went up to him I was

like, "Oh, like are you AD?" And he was

like, "Um,

he just kind of looked at me and he just

like didn't really say anything." Then I

was like, "Okay, are you like, "Is that

your seat? Like, are you AD?" And then

he he was like, "Huh?" I was like, "Is

that your I think I'm AD." And then I

showed him my ticket. He's like, "You

want the window?" I'm like, "No, it's my

seat." And then he's like he just like

looked at me like he literally just like

mogged me. And then I was like,

that that I'm pretty sure I'm 5D. And

then or AD. And then he was like,

um, and then he was like, "Oh shit."

He was just going to like stare. So

whatever, it's fine. [ __ ] it. It's just

like a short flight. And so I just like

sat on the window and I got mogged and

the guy was like [ __ ] wide. So he

took like the whole [ __ ] space and I

was just like in a little corner. But

it's all good. All right. Uh what are we

doing?

Putting this stuff in. Are we ready? Uh

he PC thing, right? Is it in here yet?

Oh, do we sell the server? There's a PC.

There's I think we did. I think we did.

No. Wait, who did we did?

Wait, guys. Put the Wait, wait, wait. We

got it. We got it. Just leave it in.

Leave it in. Leave it in. Leave it in.

Okay. Okay. We're running.

Do I have to bring the money? Oh, we

just leave. Yeah, that's the last one.

Oh, I got a weapon. I got a weapon. I

got a weapon.

Gnomes. Gnomes.

Oh, when you [ __ ] hit me. Wait,

there's a gnome on you.

They did

find strong.

Uh, I did half the quest chatter. I'm

going to do the other half later. Ow. I

Why are there so many?

They all spawn here. There's one more.

So,

oh [ __ ] we got a golden cappa train.

Golden cap waiting. No waiting. Why did

something minus 2,000 volt?

Yo, thank you. I think he I think he hit

something. Anyone want a golden kappa?

I'm going to uh I'm going to BRB. I'm

going to make Thank you, Goldie booty.

Anyone

else? Wait, it's the aboba.

That is not a boba. That's a boba with a

knife, bro. There's no way you call that

above. That's like evil aba.

Hey, we did it.

Oh yeah, we have to charge our dock

now. Hey chat, can I get a round of

[ __ ] applause? Hey, good job

team. All right, good job. Good job.

Good job. Good job. Wait, how do I

charge a duck? Oh, he's not here

anymore. All right, all good.

Recharge drone.

Two strengths for I might have for like

10 minutes. weighing about.

Do we want the frying pan?

You want Oh, there's a frying pan. I

feel like the more weapons the better.

Yeah, just get a frying pan. We do. Cuz

like you want everyone to be able to

like whack [ __ ] up.

Wait, should we tell Jake that we're

here? Sprint. Yo, Jake. Yeah, tell him.

We're at the shop. My time. At the shop.

Yes, sir. Dude. Okay. Not even joking.

Cinema. Okay. Frog killed with the duck.

Head one shot with the duck.

Did they buff the duck? I don't know,

bro. They buff me. Range. Oh

[ __ ] The 2025 April patch is crazy,

dude. I'm like, yeah, man. How did the

recharge drop? I don't even need a

health back. I'm full HP. Well, I'm

going to go pee while people like blurp

around. Okay. Okay.

You can entertain chat. Hello. Hi,

Celeste.

Crystals. They give you

That's fine. You don't have to answer.

Recharge your weapons and drones. Okay,

that's fine. You don't have to answer.

Talking to me. Oh. Oh, I forgot I'm not

muting Discord. Okay, I'm back. Damn.

Okay, we're buying. Watch out.

Watch

out. Oh.

Oh, I got to

get Let's bring all these dudes to

spawn. I'm babysitting right now.

Oh, who are you babysitting?

a dude named Nick. Oh, Nicholas.

Actually, maybe I could take this time

to freaking get my get my food that's in

the air fryer. Give me a second.

I'm back.

Welcome back. Yo, thanks for the Bahi.

Appreciate it. Yo, I turned the light

off. Also, I got a bubbly

fram, which is French

for raspberry. It's like raspberry

sparkling

water. It's just a way to like trick my

brain into like drinking more water

basically cuz it doesn't even taste like

raspberry. It just smells like

raspberry. Wait, who the hell died?

Wait, who's this? What the freak? Here,

we'll go find something real quick. Is

this

Fang? Wait, who killed

her? Did everyone go pee?

We'll buy the We'll buy the shock wave.

Okay,

all my friends are dead. Push me to the

edge.

Nope.

[Music]

As I walk through abyss with you in my

team, I take a look at my bank and

realize there's nothing left cuz I've

been swapping and wishing so long that

even my thinks my account is trash. But

I never tried Changling. She probably

deserve it. She was given for free. Me

using hand that's unheard of. Someone

said to watch my mouth. Stop talking or

you and you me I might never leave for

six. I really hate that business man. I

need some help. As a front shingling I

see that I'm becoming strong. I'm the

kind of chef that purses you when

everything dies. On my knees in the

night saying praise to the stove god.

Been fishing all my life for the

catching paradise. Been fishing all my

life for the

[Music]

cashise. Been fishing all my life for

the cashlingise.

All my

life. Look at the situation. They got

me. I can live a normal life. I was

raised by so I got to use teams now. Too

much crafting.

is a

sixucated mind.

All right, enough of that. No, no,

please have a family. Have kids. Okay,

I'm ready. All right, we're all here.

Let's just let Jake join after. Let's go

send it. Let's go.

Hello,

Bulbasaur. All right.

[ __ ] hate that Touano

loser. Oh [ __ ] I don't know you guys

can hear me.

Join. Nick has some very nice words.

Nick has some very nice words to say to

you.

Sorry. It was actually slash uh J

slashJ, not SL SRS. No, no, no, no.

Guys,

wait. Who did that?

Bro, we [ __ ] started without him. Did

they do it again? And it wasn't we. It

was some someone.

What the freak? Did they do it again?

Okay, never mind. Fang started the ship

again. Oh my god. I'm actually so bad.

What the [ __ ] Oh my god. Wait, why do

we start the ship though? It's We can

just Oh yeah, we can just reset it. Oh,

we just leave the It's all good. It's

all good. It's all good. It happens. It

happens. It was my fault. It was

actually my fault. I started it. I

started it. I'm sorry. I started it.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Relaunch. Okay. All

right.

How quick? Just quit game. Quick game.

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Host disconnected. All good.

No big deal. I

mean, Glee Glor,

why the [ __ ] is outplayed recording?

What the hell?

What the Yo, Venus. You can uh we're

resetting the game. You can join.

Yeah, I better be able to. I've been

waiting.

Did you just play a game? How'd it go?

We lost. GG.

Hey, but chat, wait, tell chat how many

we [ __ ] won in a row off stream. All

I'm saying,

we won like four, I think, right? Yep.

How do I join?

Who's hosting?

Me. You're now. Uh,

what? I just got a hype chest.

burger. Wait, my repo OBS just like

stopped working.

Hello. What the

burger?

Hello, bro. Why won't

Can one of you join bop so I can join

you?

They did. They're

in. No, I said they're in.

Still can't join. No.

Um, wait. Wait. I might be able to see.

One

second. Wait. There's no join button

when I click on their [ __ ] thing.

Should I restart my [ __ ] game? Try

I'm restarting my game. Al

4. Al 4 is not working. What the [ __ ] is

happening to my

computer? You bum ass computer,

bro. Okay, I'm resetting it. We're get

we're getting naked

in. No.

It's

launching. Hello.

Oh, where source cinema

hours. We're all here. Welcome back to

Repo. Oh, I'm mute. I'm mute.

Are we all ready? Yeah. B. Yeah. Run

that [ __ ]

Yes. Let's

go. Yo, who up jorking their

peanuts? Oh, [ __ ] My game's not

responding. Okay, it's fine. Clap

my glor and they glor.

Yo, Big F, I'm glad you say that. Do you

think we should unvip this res guy? He

like actually makes the chat worse

actively.

Yo, we're back.

We're back. Wait, why is my mouse stuck

in the middle of my screen? Hello.

Yo, wait, Bob, you want the player

count? Wait, does anyone What the [ __ ]

do I do? Upgrades.

You just showed you how much people are

alive. Wait, don't get this guy with

upgrades. No, please. Try try it. Use

it. Use it.

Wait. Um, try. Yo, got all the upgrades.

[Music]

Oh, never mind. This is Wait, why am I

getting the HSR bug?

Wait.

Uh oh. Okay, let's recharge this duck.

Try Windows key.

Duck.

Okay, we're going to need this feather

drone. Recharge this as

well. Oh my. Wait, guys. What the [ __ ]

Keep that. Why can't I use my mouse?

What

the [ __ ] What the fn key? What? It's

not working. Oh, it's this map. This

booty map.

Oh, get your duck.

What?

Hello. Hello. Um, we can't hear you.

Um, alt tab. It works, but then when I'm

back in, it goes back. Oh,

[ __ ] Um,

yeah, I think

unplug your mouse. Well, you wrote [ __ ]

But

is Inside Out a Disney movie? Um, yeah.

Is it? It's actually It's a Pixar. It's

a Pixar movie. Oh, damn. That doesn't

happen. Damn. We have a small We

upgraded.

We move it up. Could it be like

to the big leagues?

You forgot your duck.

I'll leave it here. You abandoned your

duck.

I don't know what it is. You abandoned

your duck. How could you a bad father?

What just happened? Wait, guys. I might

need to restart my game.

Wait one second.

Wait, let me

close this. Oh, now it's not. Wait,

wait, you are a movie master. Wait one

second. No, it's not OBS.

What the [ __ ] is happening? God, the

maneuvering skills.

I need some help, guys. Wait. I'm so

sorry, but I need help with the base.

It's falling. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

My base is falling on my little car.

Yeah, it's

falling. It was falling. It's okay.

Hello.

What? Can I even grab things? Oh, I

can't. I mean, it's fine. It just looks

weird.

Where's the base? Okay, whatever. I have

to restart my my game after this uh

level. It'll be fine. Okay.

Oh. Oh. Also, if I have time, you see

everything. Okay. All good.

[Music]

I'm sending. I'm sending.

Huh?

You go first. Someone's meowing.

Shoot. There we go.

You got it. I forgot.

Oh, it's sending it. Put it in. Squish

it in. I got more. All right, I'm going

to go explore. I'm bored.

This does kind of look like my basement.

Chat, what do you think? Like, I'm

streaming like here.

No, I need a better staircase. Well, I

have no

stamina, bro. This mouse is like tilting

the [ __ ] out of me. All good. What's

over here?

Outdoors. Um, I'm actually not going to

go here.

I'm not going to go here. Let's uh not

there. What's over here? Why am I

wasting all my [ __ ] step? Oh

[ __ ] Yo, 23k.

Yo,

chat. Bop.

Someone. Hello. Yo, there's a million

dollars over here. Where? There's a

dinosaur statue worth [ __ ] 24k.

You'll be rich. Do we have like the

feather thing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dino

statue worth 24k. Damn. What? Oh [ __ ]

Um. Oh freak. Oh freak. What? What does

that mean? Oh, don't don't don't fall

in. There's a hole in the middle. Oh,

okay. Oh, that is a monster. Wait,

where's my ducky?

I have it. Okay.

[Music]

We're trying to get the 23k.

Dude, maybe Fang dying is is so that she

doesn't fall into the holes. She's

smart. Wait, did Fang die?

Yeah, she got crushed.

Oh, wait. What do you mean she got Oh.

Oh, that's unfortunate.

I didn't see anything.

Where's the point of this thing?

Damn, there's nothing in that room.

That's crazy. Maybe something up here.

[Music]

Bro, why did it just smash? I literally

It gently touched the ground and it

fully

smashes. What is this 4K? What the [ __ ]

is that?

Why is it spinning

my bro? Hello hello

hello guys. Yo, I got you. Here you go.

I'm spinning. Oh, have fun. Here. Drop

it. Drop it.

Wait, there's a baby. There's a baby.

Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick

it up. Pick it up. Wow. What are you

doing for the baby? How do I pick it up?

Pick it up.

What the baby?

Why babies now? Stop grabbing things.

You know what? Move out the damn way.

Move out of the way. Move out of the

way. Stupid [ __ ] baby. Bro, kill it.

[ __ ] ass baby. Kill the [ __ ] baby,

bro.

Put it in the fire. Put it in the fire.

Wait, what? It just destroyed. Yo, why

did we Why did we bring the statue into

him?

Oh, [ __ ] me.

coming back. They're coming back. Did

the gunman die, bro? These [ __ ] dumb

and dumber over here was like, "Oh, oh,

there's a baby. Let me bring the [ __ ]

valuable [ __ ] 25k statue to the

baby." And we have like eight weapons. I

don't have any, by the way. And And

guess what? We don't [ __ ] hit it. We

just hold the baby.

The baby. Let's go. Anyone?

Oh, that's one here.

This dumbass is going to get me killed.

Yep.

[ __ ] down here. Is it here? Wait,

where's the monster? Oh, not here. Nick.

Like this is yours. Oh, thank you.

Oh, no. Wait. Wait. He's blowing up. No,

no, no, no, no. He's blowing up. Yeah,

it's like you used him.

I got Jake's head. Can I talk to Jake's

corpse, brother? What the [ __ ] did I

just watch? I watched this guy walk up.

Look, look. Let me imitate it. Okay,

pretend you're like the the girl with

the scissors, right? He walked up. He

had his pen, right? He did. And then he

[ __ ] died.

Hey guys, go straight.

Sorry, jump. Is my Yoshi card scary? I

can unequip it. No, it's fine. You live

your life. Thank you.

Oh, we just go straight. There's a

little card here.

This thing is so

loud. The [ __ ] is that? I don't know.

We'll just

Yeah, that guy's gooning.

Okay. Uh, what's over here? I don't like

this hallway,

bro. Into the party.

Born again, dude. We had so much money.

What happened to him? Oh, man. I don't

know. The [ __ ] baby. I died in great

honor. Oh, I'm back. That was so poetic.

Yo, that baby legit ruined everything,

dude. He like he he like minus 50k us.

Just one baby. That's great.

Is 2100 attack okay on Cansan?

This is not the time for that question.

However, no. Do better.

You should have like 25 50.

like at that point go and attack weapon.

You get me?

Oh, girl with the scissors. Girl with

the scissors. Can we call her Chucky?

Oh, Reaper. Reaper. That's the Reaper.

Oh,

creeper. Wait. Creeper. My chicken

jockey. Chicken jockey. Wait, get out of

this room. I want to check my uh duck.

Okay. Or just hit me and then hit the

duck. All good. I mean, that's fine,

too. Get the duck. Get the duck quick.

Quick. I don't know where the duck went.

Oh, you got it. You got it. You got it.

You got it, bro. You got it, guys. I

have this. I'm going to use it right

now. Creeper. Oh, man. All right, you

guys. So, we back in the mine. Got a

pickaxe swinging from inventory. Thank

you. Put the duck

in side to

side. Side to side.

This task a grueling one. Hope to find

some diamonds, too. Night night.

N hands up. Hands up.

[Music]

I hit it. It's not dead, but I hit it

once.

I hit it once with the dock. It should

be low. Yo, Jake, you are ruining

[Music]

everything. The whole thing.

Oh [ __ ]

One. Yo, what is that noise?

Yo, there's a a girl with the scissors

over there. Careful. She was running at

me. Where? She was like in back there.

Fang just died. Also, there's a trophy

here with like 5k. We should get it. I

have a grenade. We can kill her. I hit

her once with a dock. Should be low.

But I don't know like how my HP works in

this game. Oh, she's right here. Left.

Left, bro. To your

left. No, bro. No.

I can't hide in

here. [ __ ] that. [ __ ]

that, guys.

Hello. Hello.

Yes. Okay, you're alive. She's right

there upstairs.

Hey, she's one HP. She She literally

took two grenade attacks. I hit her with

the duck, too. For sure. I saw her thing

flash red, so Oh my Christ. What the,

bro? This one gives you [ __ ]

moonwalk. What the [ __ ] was that?

I have no weapon. I don't know where my

duck is.

Oh, there's so much money here. Yo, we

can't have her come here. The Reaper's

one HP, by the way. Okay, hold on. Oh,

[ __ ] I don't Oh, she took two nit

grenades. Like, someone can kill her

right now. I'm going kill her. I I don't

know where my duck went, bro. Where's

Jake? I'm going to go. Where's Fang?

Where am I,

bro? Wait, I was like over here when

they died, right? Like next to him.

I regret that.

Hands up.

Good. Want to

just slack it. Wait. Don't bring her to

the Don't bring her to the loot. Don't

bring her to the loot, bro. There's a

bunch of loot over there. Do you have a

weapon or

detect? No. No. I think she's dead. I

think she's right there on our left.

Careful. Careful. Left. Left of the

door. She's out. Oh, [ __ ] I'm dead.

Close the [ __ ] door, bro.

Guys, is it safe?

No. I'll do it.

Okay, she's in another room. I'm going

to do this quickly before she comes

back.

I want to get my duck, bro. I want to

kill her.

Wait, let me She's one hit. She's not

one hit. She's not one hit.

Wait, someone use the last charge of my

duck. He's dead.

SG, we need to recharge the duck, bro.

My duck.

No, my only friend is dead.

My duck. Everyone [ __ ] died. Did

someone get the yellow head I chocked?

Yeah. No. I mean, do we have enough

even? Wait, can I recharge my duck? No,

not here. Yeah, you just go back to the

ship. Yeah, but the ship's in like

Narnia. No, bro. Well, I mean, this is

three out of three, so it's fine. We

don't need it.

Yeah. Okay, I think we're good. I'm

sending it. I'm sending it. I'm sending

it. How the hell are you alive? Where's

Jake?

Oh, that's right. I'm right here.

I know.

I feel kind

[Music]

of jump. And I'm scared.

Well, how do we make it to the ship? I

don't even know the way.

It'll tell you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it does

tell you.

All right. Send

[Music]

it. Oh, wait. It's this way. Go through

here.

Um, baby. Oh, it's right here. We win,

bro. Stupid. Oh, baby. Baby.

I thought you saying baby like,

"Okay, you meant baby like the monster."

I thought you meant baby like this is

baby difficulty, you know. I killed her.

I finally killed her. Good job. I'm

proud of you. Good job, Zy. There you

go.

Oh my. I just bro Oh, you broke the orb.

Wow. I want to recharge his duck.

Oh, good. Okay, we use He has a little

bit of charge. He's not full. Are you

ready? Is everybody ready? He's back.

Welcome back, Mr. Quackers. You did it.

Sorry, this

stretch.

Sorry. Wait, I should probably restart

my game cuz my mouse is stuck in the

middle of my screen.

I'll do I'll I'll do the shop. It's

actually broken.

So, like no insta starting the ship.

Okay. All right.

I'm not going to name any names. I know.

I don't I'm off the button. All right.

Don't worry. That be Yeah, I got [ __ ]

[ __ ] two rounds in a row. Wait, you

got [ __ ] You got dick [ __ ] down? I

got dicks down crazy style.

Someone want to freestyle on this beat?

Oh yeah,

why the switch up?

Oh, sorry.

Uh, that's copyright. That's

one. Okay.

Nice. Join.

What? Yeah. Come join now. Wait, is

Slice joining? Is that a Yeah, I was at

a good time. Slice joining. Bog, is that

the Was that the Genchin theme? Yeah,

bro. You could have you could have beat

Bog. You could have you could have like

dropped the verse on it.

Holy angelic. He just

mogged. He just mobed you in vocal. How

How do you feel about that, Nick? Moged.

Uh, he did not mug me. You didn't even

drop a freestyle on my beat. You could

have been like, "Okay, I'm playing Repo.

I'm going to Home Depot. Going to buy

some nails and screws like I'm a one and

twos."

What does that even mean? I don't I

didn't have time to think.

Somebody get this guy out of the studio.

Oh, like I'm Tom Cruz. That would have

been good.

Okay, I'm playing Repo.

Catch me at Home

Depot buying some nails and screws like

I'm Tom Cruz.

Tom Cruz buys nails and screws. Wait,

that was pretty good.

That was pretty

good. That was pretty good. What was

this? Okay. Oh, range. Wait, what is a

range upgrade? I guess you could just

like scroll things further.

Yeah, you can grab things from further.

I see. I see. I see. I have a bomb.

Oh, okay. Yes.

Was that one me like I'm crying? Nobody

was that one me says like I'm crying.

Nobody give a [ __ ]

Wait, what is that one?

Wait, are you ready? Are you ready? Are

you ready? Well, I should Yeah, I'm

ready. I should put a some Arabic song

on my soundboard. Any suggestions?

Oh, I need to restart my game after

this. I should next thing, right? The

orbit and then you can right click one

of us to join. Wait, are we doing Are we

starting? Are we ready? Wait, when

should I restart? Now or next thing.

Okay. Push it. Push it. Push it.

Hello.

Hello. Hello.

Wait, my mouse is free now. What the

[ __ ]

Oh no. Okay. Okay. Don't start it. Don't

start it. Wait. Should I restart now?

Yeah. Wait. Okay, first. Yeah. Okay. I'm

going to put my ducky down right here.

Sith.

Good. Okay.

Verb. Alt

FN4.

Leaked. Okay.

One second. So, how's your

day? Wait, what if I play this

song like on my soundboard? Wait, let

him cook. It might be copyrighted. Oh, I

don't want to nuke the

VOD. It is copyrighted.

Okay.

Sorry.

Uh, please work. Please

work. Hello

dear. You can hear anything as normal,

but right now you should be able to see

us wearing costumes. Do you see us

wearing costumes? Um, y'all look the

same. Wait, I you don't have the mod on

that gives us costumes. Okay. Should I

re should I relaunch then? I think you

need to restart and update it. I lost

all my upgrades.

I need to do that. Wait, we all have

Yoshi cards. Bob reposted the update

mod, too.

Where is that? It's in the general chat.

How far do I have to scroll up? It's the

very Oh, I see it. Why does everyone

have a Yoshi Kart?

What? We're playing Mario Kart together.

Oh, cool. Repo.

Wait, that's [ __ ] I lost all my Oh,

it's a bob, apparently. Okay. Oh, it's a

lot of stuff. Apparent I lost all my

upgrades, so I think they're just gone.

Oh, that's uh that That's okay, though.

What is bingus? Wait, why is

my Why is my [ __ ] not

working? What is Bingus? I think Bingus

Bingus. Hello,

Bop. I'm going insane. Wait, where is

everyone? Hello, Jake.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

What? Why do I only hear you?

It's cuz I'm talking in Discord. Oh, is

my game cooked? I think we just got to

get into or uh to start the game, but

we're I'm coming.

He's updating his game.

Okay, I'm alive again.

[Applause]

Brutal hair.

Oh, hello. You see costumes?

Um, yeah, kind of.

Yeah. Wait. Oh, okay. Nice. Is this a

skin?

Bro, is a ball of fire. I got some tails

and [ __ ]

Okay, so

what's up?

Hello. Hello. You in Discord?

Yeah, I I did. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Okay, what you're going to do is you're

going to press escape and then you're

going to press more heads and then

you're going to customize your character

like it's an MMO RPG. Oh my god. Hello.

Hello. Does it work? Does it work? Does

it work? Oh my god. It's my upgra. Oh my

god. Oh my god. It's everywhere.

What? It's coming up. Oh, a penguin.

[Music]

I saw you die. Yeah. Now you can change

your Ozer,

I'm in the [ __ ] UK.

I've just woken up in a steamy mood.

Yeah, cuz I live in a [ __ ] sleep. Yo,

Nick, come in here. Yeah. What's up? You

wouldn't like betray me, right? No.

You wouldn't like [ __ ] kill me,

right? No.

Wait. You wouldn't kill Who was that?

Who said that?

I'm on to you. Hey, Fang. Why are you on

fire? Are you okay? What? You are so

bright.

Yeah, I'm supposed to be the light to

lead everybody to the brightness. Okay,

I [ __ ] with that. Bright. I [ __ ] with

that.

Right. Future.

Oh, wait. A computer

laptop. Can I Do you think it's going to

break if I grab it like this?

No. Oh,

bet. Please place your item in the area.

Where is the loot? There's loot up

there. All right, let's go up.

Not you.

What? Oh, there is a big glass loot

actually. Right. There's two.

Okay, we could do

this. Yo, who down there, boy? Pick

this. Oh, yeah. Someone got to catch it.

Catch this, bro. Let's go.

Damn. I'm just going to watch. Hold on.

Here we go. Hold on. Oh, damn. Wait,

should I go down, too? Should I go down,

too? Oh,

[Music]

Wall. Oh, good. Wait, it's actually not

even bad. Okay, watch this jump. We got

it. We got it.

Wait, I let I let go. You're fine.

You're fine. You're fine. Okay. Yeah,

that's fine. All right. All me, baby.

Catch the second one. Oh, I can't The

second one. I I want to know the second

one. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I

can't wait. I'll tell you later.

All right. You guys ready to cast this

in the bottom? Yo, I'm going to go

explore alone. This one, guys. I'm not

afraid, bro. I'll give you I'm not

[ __ ] afraid. I'm not

Slenderman.

Collect my pages. Wait, someone has to

hold this, guys. There's a Slender Man

in the chat.

Someone hold this. Are you holding it?

I'm coming. I'm coming. Holding it.

Okay, I'm holding on to it.

Still holding. Wait, it has the flight.

It has It has the thing on it. Can you

just be Can you just be aggro? No. No.

That's the one that makes it light, not

the one that makes it protected. It can

still be destroyed. Yeah. Hello.

Okay, I got it. That's a human skeleton.

Jesome. The gnome. Someone kill the

gnome. Someone kill the gnome. Someone

kill the

gnome. Let me let me please. Someone

someone hit the gnome. [ __ ] it. I'm

trying. I'm trying. They're just

They're so difficult to kill. I got one.

Hang on. Oh my god. There's one more.

Well, there goes all of our

money is like All right, let's go over

here. Uh, I want to go explore. Hello.

At least

I'm going to go explor.

Hello.

[Music]

What the [ __ ] is this, guys? That's her

tail. Yeah. Hello. There's two gunmen

here and I don't know how to use this.

Wait, the the blind guy that chooses if

you talk. Yeah, two two of them. Okay,

I'm going to stop talking.

It's in the next room you're going to.

Wait, this is 18K.

Um, guys, these enemies, if you make a

sound, they [ __ ] 180 flicked your

head. There's two gunmen in the room,

but I don't know how to use this. Oh, I

have no idea. I was gonna say I didn't

even know.

Oh, yep.

What the

[ __ ] Oh, that was you. Oh, my bad.

[Music]

Okay. I don't think the gunman's here. I

think I can talk.

Big PC. Yo, this is worth so much. Nick.

Yeah. He need He needs to get down like

right now. Why? Like hit Q. Click Q.

Wait, wait, wait. Okay.

Wait.

Why? Hello. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Bro.

Watch out. Whoa. Whoa. Chill. Chill.

Chill.

Chill. No. No. No. Don't put me in the

toilet again. Don't put me in the toilet

again. Please. No. Please. Please. I'm

sorry. Please. Please stop. Please.

Oh, they're in the bathroom. Just

noticed what kind of

All right, we got to go.

I'm disgusting.

Wait, there's Can we bring the server to

the thing? Wait, how did you guys kill

it? I think Zenny killed one with a

clown, but I think there's one more cuz

there was two in one room. What? I

killed I killed something. I'll go.

Okay. Oh, it wasn't Zeny. It was Alberry

then. Oh, it was Who's the yellow? Damn,

Zia was taking all the credit this whole

time. It was me, guys. I'll confess.

Okay, buddy. Yo, [ __ ] you, gnome.

Wait, those clowns are

2K. Okay, I found the point.

I'm like afraid to talk cuz there's

gunmen.

Hello. One of them died. We have one orb

barrel. Wait, that barrel's worth 12k.

Damn.

Wait, wait, where did people die? you

think? What the hell is that? It's a

chainsaw.

Okay, I don't trust you with that.

Um, I'm going to hold this clown.

There's a There's a gnome behind you.

Oh. Ow.

You want to play that game? No. No. Bro,

bro, no. No. Drop the chisel. Drop the

game. Huh?

You better apologize right now. I'm

sorry. I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry, sir.

Oh, [ __ ] There's gun. There's gun. This

gun.

Don't do it again.

Where'd you go?

Dish.

Okay, I think we're safe. Jake died, but

he also killed a monster. There's like

six on the ground over there.

I'm going to bring his head over here.

Yo, Jake, your sacrifice was not in

vain. Good kill, buddy. Good kill. Okay,

the gunman died, but I thought there was

two. No, whatever. We I can talk now.

I'm yapping. Died. One. One died

already. Okay. Okay. We're fine, though.

We're fine. Is this a grenade? Bet.

There's a The clown. The clown's a

grenade.

Um Jake died for our sins. That's kind

poetic. Is this This another Okay.

Yeah. Born again.

There's a clown bottom right. Okay. Real

funny. So quiet. I like want music. You

get me? [ __ ] you.

Yo, how much is this worth in? Four

bands. Yo. Yo.

Uh, is are my friends dead? Where are my

friends? Hello,

friends. Oops. I just pressed shift

tab. Let me save some stamina.

Hello. Oh, did you bring Jake's head?

Yeah, it's in the other thing. Should I

bring it here? Yeah, cuz they're going

to Oh, wait. Jake's head's in I left it

at the other like stayed quiet and you

just left Jake's head. No, no, I said

the other spawn room. Like the other

checkpoint. I thought we were doing that

one. Let me bring him. Let me bring him.

Yo, Jake, I know you're [ __ ] watching

me. I know you're [ __ ] watching me.

50 50 PayPal dollars right now. $50 to

my PayPal or your head's getting [ __ ]

chucked off the map, buddy. Sorry. I

don't make the [ __ ] rules. Sorry. 10

gifted in the chat right now or you

[ __ ] know what's happening. Sorry. Am

I even going the right way? Well, I feel

like I'm not going the right

way. Wait, they

[Music]

Why did

they get

Where's Nick? Where's Jake's head? Guys,

why did you Yeah, I'm stressed, man.

It's fine. We have money. Let's go to

chat. Go to the third. We can literally

do it instantly. We can do it instantly.

It's fine. Let's do it instantly. Is

that a piece of garland? Yo, let's do

three out of four. Let's r him, bro.

Let's r him.

Okay, we uh embarrassingly, I forget

where the third one. Oh no, it's right

here. He's right here. It's here. It's

here. His head's here. His head's here.

Dude, you left Jake's head all the way

here. That's crazy, bro. How is that

like my fault? Excuse me. Did anyone

prime this?

Holy [ __ ] How the [ __ ] do you have such

a giant Pokemon just there?

Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me,

bro. This is not the first time. It's a

gnome. It's a gnome. I can't grab it. I

can't grab the gnome. Help me. No.

I feel bad, but also you chucked me in

the toilet, so No, dude. I I feel so

bad. I've watched all her deaths. I I

could have done something. Wait, someone

else died. Yeah, Fang jumped off the

map. But it's okay. We got her head.

Wait, let me get out of here before you

push me with that.

Okay,

put this here. I think he hurt me. I

think I wasn't supposed to look at it.

What? It's Nick's phone. What did I do?

She was trying to pick Jake's head up

and turn around and she fell. It's cuz

you left it here. Yep. It's your What's

the enemy that hits you when you look at

it? Wait, my clown. Oh, yeah. There's an

Enderman. Stop. My clown. Oh, you want

to use Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,

sorry. What? Give me the clown. I'm

dropping I'm dropping it right here. Big

Onyx looking thing. Yeah. Wait, there's

a big inflammatory barrel. I don't trust

it. Wait, what are we doing? You're a

Pokemon trainer. Where's the clown?

Where's the clown? Where's the clown?

Are you going to use Are you going to

explode our loot? Sh.

Don't do it.

Oh [ __ ] Okay, let's bring the loot

before it explodes. There's an alien and

a gunman. I would chill.

Oh, guys that comes here, by the way.

Oh, can I help with this?

Yeah. Lift it up. You guys got it. Don't

put it in yet, though. Yeah. Don't put

it all the way in. Just going to leave

it here because we It's going to close

and we want to get more loot in before

we do. Oh, okay. So, I'll just leave on

ground. Yeah, they went that way. Yeah.

Can I jump on this? There's an alien

together.

Bro, you're going to you're going to

kill someone.

Wait, wait. There's a head here. There's

a head here.

That's place. I'm slowly turning. So, I

did not kill you. Please don't kill me.

Wait, let me put the head in. Let me put

the head in. Bro, [ __ ] the chainsaw.

Okay. Okay. Go, go, go. No. Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. Go. Hurry up. Are we doing

it? Okay. Put the chainsaw. Okay. You

put in your thing. Go hurry up. Nice.

Oh, wait. You're going to die.

What the hell going on? Oh my. Isn't

there a gunman? Beat the

Yeah, there's an alien and a gunman

together somewhere. I'm not afraid of

them. I'm not afraid of you,

gunman. What is this game even about?

You just got to like make loot and get

out before the monsters [ __ ] kill

you. I pressed the

button. All

right. It's basically Lethal Company,

but you get a duck. Look at him. Do you

like my duck chat?

He's a grenade.

Is this the right way? Oh, that's

another hole. Why are there so many

people? Hey, welcome back, Jake. Hey,

they're trying to set us off. Thanks.

Okay.

You okay, buddy? No. No. Don't. Please.

Please. I have a family. I have a

family.

Okay. Do I have enough money? How much

is in here? Damn, we're rich.

65. Bringing something, though. Let's

wait a little bit.

All right.

I kind of want to fight a monster. Let

me go see if I can find them. Like, I

don't care if I die. Like, shut up. Two

gunmen.

Okay. Should be okay.

I can't find the enemies, bro.

What the [ __ ] was

that? Hello.

Yo, what's good? Yo, why are there no

enemies?

I have I just heard someone sneeze.

Go. Where the man that sneezed? I want

to kill something, bro. I need I need to

kill something. There's two guns. Jake,

go kill them. Go do it.

Crazy.

I didn't know the weapons were

Oh, now they're turning it in. It's

over, bro. I've never used that before.

I didn't I I thought you press E, it

chucks it.

What the [ __ ]

This guy's a [ __ ] bum, man. Like,

what is he doing?

We're

going there's someone here,

dude. Okay, the game this round was

already won. So, I thought I might as

well try to figure out how it works. But

I popped it. Then it didn't go anywhere.

Then I clicked it. It didn't go

anywhere. We always losing, bro. We

always losing just for risking it. I

have to try the grenade. I want to see

how to

[ __ ] Genchin Impact player.

Go next. Go next. It's okay. They have

our hand. You need a Lily 3K. You can

practice all you want. Wait, what' you

say? Baby sound. Oh, I'm back. Nick, I

just want you to know I carried your

body even through all the horrors. Thank

you. I appreciate that's true

friendship.

Something that I can't say about other

members of the ship. What the [ __ ] were

you doing? Okay, so I was like, "We're

going to win no matter what. Let me try

to kill something." Okay, I popped the

grenade. I pressed E on the gunman. He

doesn't hear it, but I thought pressing

E would chuck it. It didn't chalk it.

So, I was holding my hand. Then I said,

"Okay, let me chuck it." Then I chucked

it. It dropped right in front of me. I

was like, "Oh [ __ ] let me pick it up."

And I died.

That's crazy.

This guy actually so funny. Oh yeah,

Fang died by the way. No, I will find

you. Oh, fang. Fang died right when I

revived. He's going to die. I will find

her.

Oh. Oh, wait. Your head's coming this

way. To her left. She's coming. She's

coming. Your head's coming. Oh, hello.

Right. There you go.

I have no I have no strength. I can

Wait, that's not Fang. That's Zen. I

mean, that's

Albert. HP. Oh, she's here. Oh my god. I

only got six HP. I found her. You saved

my ass. Thank you. You're welcome.

You're welcome. I found you.

Light work for me. Oh my god.

Ready? No. What the Stop me. Oh my god.

I blew the duck that we left.

Oh, well. I think this is the furthest

we've gone.

Hello in chat.

I feel like this is the furthest we've

gone.

Yo yo, someone hit me with a someone hit

me. Someone hit me with a a freestyle.

Um,

nobody give a [ __ ] Okay, all good. I

mean, you guys are lame. Okay. Uh, any

any cool upgrades? Any cool upgrades?

Good night. Maybe we save money for like

next round cuz like there's no good gun,

you know? I'm going to bed here. Oh,

okay.

Damn. What's the [ __ ] point? Are we

all calling? Oh, are you pouting? Is he

pouting? What?

Oh, [ __ ]

He's pouting. Look at him. Yo, I'm not

pouting.

Oh, minus 39K. We can buy this. Oh [ __ ]

That was [ __ ] up.

39K. Practice grenade here. I bet.

Oh my god. Jesus Christ. Did you kill

her? That wasn't me. That was me. A lot

of damage. How do I

What? I wasn't the first grenade. That

was some random dude. That was some

else.

Upgrade. Oh, right here. What's this?

Born again. Wait. 7k stamina. Okay. That

wasn't bad. I do need

stamina, man. Wait. So, wait. So, what

did you say? You said one more round,

man. We could do one more round, man.

Oh, okay. I got to call it here. Yeah.

You got to call us for one more round if

you want. No, no, I'm going to call it

here. I'm a little tired.

Maybe we could call it here then. Oh,

yeah. I'm here though. Oh my gosh, it's

so late. You can go sleep. Yeah, I

really thanks for playing. Yeah, thank

you for having me. Good night. Yeah, it

was fun. Wait, what was happening? Are

we all done? You guys keep playing. I'm

going to bed.

That was fun. Thanks for playing. All

right. Well, I guess we'll call it here.

See you later, everyone. GG's everybody.

That's [ __ ] up. We need to go to

space. By the way, we need to go to

space.

space. Wait, wait. Let me grab it. Let

me grab health back.

Oh, yeah. I need help back, too.

Yo, Marvel

Rivals. This

[ __ ] what an addict.

What?

Noise. Okay.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Jeez. Oh, it

doesn't bomb.

Watch out. Watch out. Oh my

god. Host disconnected. [ __ ] you.

Okay.

Wait.

Valerant. No. What? Think I play

Valerant.

Wait, Jake just like is offline on

Discord. What happened? He left. He's

tired. How is he? I went to sleep. Got

to get it

up. I've been awake for like 20 hours.

Maybe you're the one who needs to go to

bed. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, I got to go to

sleep. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Rivals and bed.

One game of rivals, guys. To end the

day. GG's.

GG's.

Thanks for playing. GG's for coming,

y'all. Yeah. Okay. [ __ ] those guys. I'm

kidding. That was fun. I enjoyed that.

That was fun. This I think Repo makes

for a better I think it'll make for a

funny highlight video. I think it's

better for a video than like a stream.

Low key. I don't think the stream was

bad. It's just like it's harder for me

to I feel like moments are funny, but

sometimes I'm just like walking around

quietly for 10 minutes. I think it was

fun, though. I had fun. I liked it. If

you guys liked it, I don't know what to

do now, though. Wait, it's 3:55 a.m.

They didn't reset. She

Abyss high. Abyss is at 5. I'll do abyss

tomorrow, but I could do like um I could

do a quick domain run.

What the heck? Fang is calling

me. Wait. Hello. I'm live. What? I'm

live. What's up? I know. Are you doing

do run in that like new artifact set

domain? Um, maybe. Why? Okay, let me in.

What? What do you mean? I need a farm

for Rley.

Wait, Rley doesn't use the Yeah, he

does.

Wait, like the new domain? Yeah.

Okay, sure. Okay, let me log on.

Oh, okay. I got to watch and get right

back.

Well, why is your hair so wet? It's not,

bro. It's just curly. I don't know why.

I don't know why it's full curl. I

didn't shower today. Okay. I don't know

why it's full curl.

Maybe it is Fashion Impact. I guess this

the set is red and black. The the the

the red and black one and RZY's red and

black.

Hey, we're

back. What is this? All

right. She says the skir one. No, she I

think she means the other one. I can

ask

friends. Uh co-op.

flop.

What's that fake audio clip? Dude, it's

goated. How many runs you need? Any the

[ __ ] She sent me the

[ __ ] the toxic emote. Wait, let me

change my category. Reo was fun though.

We might do platform 8

next. I play

Clarent. Hey, what the heck? Kakcomi

Huttowo. Uh, that's fine. I'll play I'll

play

Veressa. I'm like I'm too dead cuz I

have been awake for so long to like

talk. So, let me play

music.

Um, one

second. The worst part is when I end

stream, my ass is queuing Marvel Rivals.

It's kind of [ __ ] up, but it's fine.

Okay. Where's

uh where's the song I want to

play? Here it

is. This in a blue world and all. I also

feel bad cuz my brother's sleeping so I

don't want to like blow up, you know.

All right. I mean, we're definitely

doing damage. Take it easy. Okay. Hey,

we're definitely doing damage.

Wait, this actually isn't even bad.

I don't have enough energy.

Oh, not bad. That wasn't bad.

Running late again.

Maybe co-op luck is real.

It's not. Okay, one

more. Okay, maybe cob block will be real

now.

Wait, let me use my cool downs. coming.

Too strong.

Oh, wait. I forgot I have Jans on.

I didn't play her. Oops. Sorry.

Nice buffs.

Dude, imagine she gets like a good

artifact. She be like, "Damn, you're

like a lucky charm, you know?

[ __ ] I probably shouldn't have used

condensed actually. Yeah, that's fine.

Good

luck. Co-op block. No, it's

fake. You're an unlucky charm. No. Watch

this. Watch. Watch. She's going to be

like, I just got the best piece.

Yes,

actually. Yay.

Wait, am I a lucky charm? What did you

get? Heads

up, bro. All your good luck is going to

Fangha.

Okay. No

comment. All good.

A teammate has left the

domain. Maybe she just got something so

good she has to roll it. Yo, G 13

months. Golden Kappa train incoming.

No [ __ ]

way. That's two in a row.

One sack. Okay.

Have you seen the Skirk Suska? What

makes you think that I

would? When the sun's out, bathe in

sunlight. But when the moon's out, bathe

in moonlight.

Huh?

Are you buying zombies strange skin? Of

course, bro.

[Music]

Oops. I ruined my

UI. Dude, the the skin's so good, but

he's so like mediocre

now. Oh, wait. What is the floor 12

blessing? Can someone tell me,

please? Geo skill damage and cryo skill

damage.

This song is fire by the way. I actually

really like

it. Is 20 crit damage on crit circle

good? Yes. What the hell? Very. I am

lucky charm. Wow, that's so

cool. Oh, that's actually

huge. Wait, cryos skill.

Is that just Iskafi then? Cuz Skirk her

the set says normal attack and burst

damage. So skill has to be use. Like I

assume we don't know. I actually don't

know. Like I'm not porn acting. I assume

skill doesn't do damage. Maybe like it's

probably something like

small. Okay. No comment about Scofia,

but I actually haven't seen Skirk's kit.

Like no no lie.

Yeah, it's probably an escopy thing.

Who the [ __ ] is Gio skill? I guess

Navia, Chiiori,

Albo. What's like the best emote, chat?

What emote is like Riz? Stand

[Music]

up. The best DPS from Fontan. that

who that is that is that crazy statement

but look I'm a Navia fan so

I'm I don't know if I would agree with

your sentence

but

move didn't know siege win was Gio, bro.

That's what I'm saying. That's the

goat. This is so ass. Wait, like, is it

hard? No spoilers, but is it hard? Cuz

if it is, that makes for a good video.

Okay. Sorry, I'm too content pill right

now. No.

[ __ ] I hate when it's like annoying but

not hard. the worst abysses. Like, it's

not that I want it to just be hard. It's

the Okay, it has to be like a challenge,

but like not like a team building

restriction. The most annoying Aby ofas

are ones where you need like five

elements and like a bow user, but it's

not like that hard. It's just like a

team cringe check.

Oh, duelist series soon. I'm down.

First, let's heads up.

Heads

up. Justice clock.

I can't use my burst. I don't have

energy.

Faster, stronger

on hero.

Oink. Charge.

I can't even burst.

Boom. Bro, I actually No, dude. I

haven't gotten a single good artifact.

Oh, no. That's not true. I got one, but

it rolled EM. It's actually not bad, but

it's on the Skirk set. I actually like

Not even

kidding. I haven't gotten like one good

long night's oath piece in like the past

[ __ ] 5k

resin. All

good. Wait, were you done?

F deserved. Okay.

What the heck is

this? Okay, let me go.

Um, that's one more.

Are you doing something special for

Shiao's birthday? Uh, probably [ __ ]

streaming

naked, honestly. Wait, I don't

know. Maybe I'll just like do the domain

on child's birthday. I think it'll bring

good luck.

But it's also abyss day, so I don't

know. Maybe

both. Stop having deal,

bro. Oh, okay. That's all

right. Why does he

have Oh, okay. Okay, I know what

happened

here. You know what? Fast equip. [ __ ]

it. Thank you. Cinema artifact presets

are real, bro.

Um,

bro, what if we

um No, never mind.

Oh,

dude. You don't know what the things

that would do for artifact loadouts,

man. You don't even know.

[Music]

Thank you for Thank you for completing

today's commissions. Eight. Seven. Wait,

Janson's already French of seven, bro.

Am I not speedr runninging

this? No. Okay.

Sorry. What's your chlorin

build? The best echo pieces you've ever

seen in your [ __ ] life. That's what

it is. Why? You wouldn't to stall as

much.

Why is there a 60-hour video of you

farming Vermillion? Why is there a

[ __ ] 60hour video of

you not farming Vermillion?

Huh? Wait, is there any daily I forgot?

We have to do the event. We have to do

abyss and we have to do resin. But those

are like big

things.

Uh why are there like six VODs of today?

Bro, I don't want to talk about it.

Don't piss me off,

bro. But yeah. No, so like two nights

ago I didn't sleep. So, yesterday I

passed out at like 700 p.m. and I woke

up at like 7:00 a.m. So, I've been awake

for a while.

Um, okay, I think I'm done

installing. Okay, one more global. Wait,

one more

global and then

uh cuz I have if I'm streaming Abyss

tomorrow then like I can't stream too

long today.

Okay. Global

Togo,

Djibouti. Um it's more up here. Maybe

Itali. Okay, it was Italy. Okay, that

was [ __ ]

Okay, wait. Run it

back.

Botswana. Uh,

Qatar. I

Greece. Uh, Morocco. No, actually

Tunisia. Algeria. Well, I lied. I meant

Egypt. How about uh

Turkey? How about

Turkey? Uh, have you heard of

uh uh

Latvia? Have you heard of

Poland? Have you heard of

France? Have you heard of Belgium? Have

you heard of Netherlands? Have you heard

of Lithuania?

Have you heard

Norway? Have you heard of

Romania? Have you heard of

Germany? Have you heard of

um what I forget was here, bro?

Oh,

Albania. Okay. Have you heard of

uh what's right next to

Germany? Um

Um, what's right here, bro? Left of

Poland. It's not this

place. Oh, wait. That was Czecha. Wait,

I was right. Wait, what the [ __ ] Wait,

is it just

Bosnia? No.

Uh, Czecha, Germany. It's not

Italy. North Macedonia.

Um, France. It's probably a place that

speaks Oh,

Switzerland. Oh

Belgium. Okay, I already guess Belgium.

I was thinking a place that Oh, no. It's

closer to Germany actually cuz it's not

near France.

It's Oh,

Austria. Oh my god. I thought Okay, if

you're Austrian in chat, shout out and

don't get mad at me, okay? But I thought

I guessed Austria, but I guessed

Albania. Like I was thinking of Austria.

I I I'm sorry, bro, cuz I was thinking

like like history and I was like, "Oh,

Albania, but I wrote Austria." I mean, I

was thinking Austria. I wrote

Albania. All good. My bad. My

bad. I mean, I got it though. It's fine.

Okay, I'm not going again though. I'm

not going

again. Wait, I'm actually [ __ ]

cooking.

Wait, it's actually close to the USA,

baby. Hell yeah, brother. Red, white,

and blue. Oh my god, it's Kuba. Wait,

I'm actually like him. I might be him. I

got in five. Okay, no more stalling. I'm

sorry. Big fan from Atlantis. What the

hell does that mean?

Okay, I got to stop uh stalling. Okay,

chat. Uh next stream is going to be a

big abyss stream. It'll either be

tomorrow or the day after. Okay, in one

day or two days. Ideally in one because

I want to do the content, but I do have

family over, so if I can't, I can't.

Okay, no promises, but there will be a

big abyss stream and I'm very excited.

Okay, I love you guys. I appreciate all

of you. There's also Shia's birthday.

That's true. Happy birthday, Shiao, my

goat.

Um, that's all. Goodbye. Thanks for

sticking around for the variety. I had

fun. Hope you did, too. It might be a

good video. I don't know if I'll make it

or not. I don't know. We'll

see. Freak you. Oh, yeah. There's also

the WO dev stream on Friday. We're going

to watch that probably. So, damn. I'm

I'm talking

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