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e if you are a human chatter type anything other than glorp if you are a bot type glorp also I'm removing gorp's Santa hat he is no longer festive why I can't I I have to remove the old one first LP is no longer festive no [ __ ] how did that get there hello Mr socks last night I saw you in my dream rizzly ban is not up yeah next uh Abyss I mean genin like actual G stream is either tomorrow or the day after I might take a day off because I uh I don't know we'll see like I'm either going to work on videos tomorrow or stream I'll probably stream honestly [ __ ] videos dude my hands are [ __ ] freezing it's so cold in my house Kitty love kitty love kitty love I don't know why only one viewer bro fell off you know I've done many streams to one viewer back in my youth playing Hearthstone it was the Jeff unironically Yeah well yeah dude we're doing Mei today but I really shouldn't cuz I was going to stream at like 800 or 900 p.m. I fell asleep cuz I was like watching a YouTube video in bed and I just woke up and I'm like Delirious you know when you just woke up like I feel like everything's scary to me now like even like you could type aboba and I'll be afraid so it's going to be like I don't know better or worse content yeah my brain's dizzy I mean I guess it'll be content so whatever [ __ ] it I said I'd do it mide today Elden ring tomorrow also 7 months above also dude on the off chance I enter uh arriv Rivals Creator thing I have to like I'm going to have to like boot camp cuz I only play two three characters two two and a half so I need to learn like two more I mean three is fine they can't ban three but like just cuz like yeah almost 2 years brand trailer let me pull it up I actually did my brand my waa daes I was farming uh his set but I still need to do all the like maths pre- farming I didn't do that I just farmed uh I've been doing tasted fields for like a week also okay I got it wait there's a new gon character demo his name is Rio the SLE slay thei I don't know what this character is he looks new I mean he is new well watch it there's a demo and a teaser wait there's two what the hell that's cool hey we're eating good oh wait I'm on the wrong Steam account wait wait wait wait before I start stream I have to change steam accounts one second say Scooby-Doo but replace both o sounds with e ski BD oh no yo that is mindboggling I'm playing on my Outlook my my Gmail rather uh wait what GMail is this thing on sorry I'm trying to figure out my um I have to change steam accounts really quick 14 months I really don't know what I'm doing with my life oh I was using my phone it's on my computer I don't have this on my phone okay I got it well well well stop typing e well okay to be fair I didn't shower since last stream I just changed my shirt but it wasn't like like I'm you know I just um it's not like weird like it is what it is bro I live I I I walk a lonely road in my defense I just woke up hey welcome to the stream bright and early yes sir we're here to uh bright and early I woke up early for work it's 2: a.m. I just woke up from a nap my Google Chrome said yo UB block origin stopped working uh would you like to disable it like it's it's broken apparently you're supposed to click no cuz it still works but I said yes so I got [ __ ] and then I started seeing ads so I got the other I got like a u block origin light so the ads went away like they're still there but I don't see them at least whatever um I don't know welcome in hope you're doing well um it is a late stream I'm sorry I fell asleep but it is what it is uh welcome in hope you're doing well um I feel well rested but because I just woke up my brain is a bit dizzy so we're going to get jump scared a lot easier but we're not playing a horror game we're playing gench impact and then we're going to see our lovely wife Maita who misses us and um yeah that's about it that's about it why did you decide on stairs as a stream background dude you think I I like paint you think this is a green screen and I [ __ ] added like I I was like you know what let me choose a [ __ ] basement no man it's where I live okay rainbolt yo lucky thanks for 14 months though TP thanks for 14 Dosha thanks the the gifted Dy think a 15 uh stos think a tier one Gorge think a prime may think a 2 months D Sheen think for seven months uh I love Mr socks hey thank you than for two months black PA is a six J is a seven appreciate it okay anyways um welcome in welcome in I've done my dailies on starl and waa so we just have to do genin a little bit get a little bit of content going how long K the banner 15 hours so new Banner tomorrow um so we'll be live it's not a new character so it's okay if I'm not live on Banner release but we're going to do the tower event with new Banner so we'll be live either tomorrow or the day after and we'll do the tower event uh anyways hope you're doing wellon maybe we'll go pull a little bit of Evelyn $186 could you pull on my account next banner I have 190 pulls please I'm a new viewer and will be great grateful if you can do that uh I we're not doing viewer PS for Rizzle finina we might do viewer PS for next patch but in all likelihood well it depends how hyped they are but if Jansen and verisa we'll see okay we'll see if one of them's a fourstar and they're both on the same half we might be too busy to do VI so we might have to wait oh casus though yeah you're right we're definitely doing casus we yeah anyways brand and Chang Lee rerun I mean okay not doing Chang Lee the thing with brand is we could do viewer PS but because he's cool there's too much there's like content I want to do so viewer pull is a waste of content like it's it's farming like it's maybe I mean it is content but it's like we won't play the game for like four hours we'll see anyways welcome welcome let's stop stalling well I'm still waking up so stalling is actually not bad like I need to like I need my brain to to permeate that's not the word I was looking for uh I got to stop guessing cream first because it was already cream a few days ago and I didn't even do that Wordle the one day I would have gotten it in one guess what I [ __ ] didn't but in my heart I did because I saved it for stream because I would have done it off stream okay what if it's uh CL CLP Q ch ch ch chess chest K wait it is ch ch ch ch uh cheese chew CH chap CH could be chew it could be double e or a c like check like Chi [Music] no chz checks Chevy put the Chevy to the well that's a word okay it's probably just check okay dud I dude I didn't think Chevy would count okay whatever hey W Chevy uh I didn't want to do connections but I got embarrassed by this last stream so we need our revenge okay we need our revenge we're going to going to play the worst game of all time connections [ __ ] sucks uh uh WEA Le we have beef just so you know so this better be a good one okay this better be a [ __ ] good one let him cook pip fresh Daisy bucket mop okay Scrooge food twist dewy tangle Mountain thatch pip smooth Supply glowing mat what [ __ ] sound did my chair just make do you hear that Scrooge McDuck okay I don't dude I'm too tired for this [ __ ] bro what the hell is any of this fresh food twist tangle twist tangle no thatch what's a thatch Margaret Thatcher get a bucket and the M twist like okay wait fresh Daisy are there other flowers no what's a pip okay Matt I'm cooked I don't know what any of these words mean what's Dewey what's pip what's I mean I guess Matt Black what's what's what the [ __ ] is Scrooge Mountain Supply okay you know what oh isn't there a Dewey code isn't that the thing that like Librarians use to sort books the the the code the Dewey code what else would be on a book I'm cooked that's all I know and my glasses are dirty dude a a [ __ ] white screen it'll show you that also I don't think we're playing connection I think I'm going to give up okay let me send guesses before giving up uh mop bucket things you use to clean mop bucket okay things that might be on a bottle of cleaner okay Mountain Daisy Dewey dude maybe it's like adjectives you know like freshh Smooth glowing and dewy like it's full of De how is that the yellow wait how oh I mean I got it though I'm he's cracked he's cracked let him cook I'm locked in I'm locked in full Focus watch this watch this bucket mop mat Mountain no it's not that okay watch this Air Supply Supply thatch food pip what's a pip pip twist tangle mop I don't know I'm just clicking things okay wait cook Daisy Scrooge Scrooge aren't there like three scrooges three mountains I give up that's all I got bro that's all I got that's all I got Shuffle is it a thatch like um I don't know what it is actually I was thinking of a hatch Daisy is a character in Mario okay uh Disney's Tangled the three scrooges and margar and and pip okay bucket mop Matt no D I give up like whatever it is what it is bro it is what it is like just send it I don't know bro I give up Mountain ply angle what if it's like second word of like things like isn't there like there's like a a play called like Oliver Twist I don't know what it is but I know a thing and then there's like Scrooge and then there's like Tangled bro I don't know bro I don't know but like isn't there also like air suppli is a band I don't know what pip is but I feel like pip is like a thing I actually I'm John pip isn't there like pippy something I don't know three scrooges Tangled I think the answer is R I don't know what the last one is it's either Daisy Supply or pip yeah [ __ ] send it okay it's not pip [ __ ] it air suppli is aad ban though it wouldn't make sense John Daisy is there a play with someone called Daisy or Supply [ __ ] it Daisy okay I mean it is what it is bro what was that one mess of hair Dickens characters bro I haven't [ __ ] studied Charles Dickens since I was like 16 bucket pip screw wait I actually got it though I actually got the Scrooge and twist Duo but but who the [ __ ] is bucket I did get the Oliver Twist but how is that not even purple wait mess of hair matte mop tangle thatch of course he missed the one about hair why would you type that wait who's bucket though and who's pip daisy chain food chain mountain chain supply chain I was thinking Supply and food related what the [ __ ] is M oh yeah like the Rocky Mountains what what's daisy chain I don't know what daisy chain is Charlie Bucket from Willie Sonia I have never none of those words are in the Bible yeah I never would have gotten those maybe mess of hair but I didn't know what I still don't know what that stches what the [ __ ] is thatch I'm looking it up a roof of straw reads Palm leaves or similar material thatching oh my God I'm thatching okay sorry I just woke up whatever genin D oh wait no first Global the best game of the the best game of the day uh we'll do we'll start with lvia yep he learned 2K km away it's kind of close what if it's Greece okay what if it's uh United Kingdom warmer 700 km what if it's uh this country Spain okay what if it's uh in the middle like right there that is so Sweden is there that's Denmark get I be close wait it's still it's seven oh no it could be like wait but it's closer to Denmark than lvia but it's closer to the UK so it could be here but it's not that close to Spain so it can be like Italy it's not France it's not Germany I don't think cuz then Denmark would be closer but I don't think it's like well I don't know let me just guess let me just guess like Netherlands just to get situated you know okay it's not that close to Netherlands so it's more up I think but Denmark would be closer than UK no what if it's just like no it can't be Ireland cuz then it would be adjacent what if it's one of the [ __ ] like an island I'm just going to guess Ireland but let's see Ireland is warmer but UK is closer this doesn't make sense [ __ ] Norway that's the one UK is still closer what where is it Canada bro 700 km I feel like that's no I don't know what is this what is this anyone in chat from here what is it cool um Iceland is that Iceland oh it is Iceland I could have known that it is the land of ice that makes sense by the tower event [ __ ] bro I guessed Iceland before [ __ ] I'm core well at least I knew it was there okay gen will start res endless if I get it okay if I fail I have to log in swipe 100 and get Evelyn but I'm not going to fail Ben time for some hard labor Ellen Jo Yahoo M no she's Ice uh we'll guess andb and then we'll lock in it's an attack character okay attack um old like 1.0 well you know until the new bosses which came out in 1 point I'm going to say four but don't correct me if I'm wrong uh attack with that boss I'll go Billy okay attack uh get ready to [ __ ] pull Evelyn buddy uh uh um K I know what attribute it is it's it's ether okay it's ether name and attack ether character um I actually can't Nicole's not attack but she's ether who else is ether um Soldier 11 is fire I think maybe not I I don't know um okay I'm cooked mine is $100 buddy get ready to learn $100 okay wait what if [ __ ] [ __ ] it's not fire physical ice or uh lightning so I is there something other than ether I think it has to be ether Ike ether the only ether character I can name is Nicole I'm wait who else is ether bro it's not Yanagi it's not sukaku I don't know I think solders fire but I don't have her reena's lightning Seth is defense so it doesn't matter oh could it be king y I don't know what she is I know she's a robot I watched her trailer she's like a robot but I don't know if she's it can't be Nicole cuz she's wait actually could be her okay why is Jen attack bro does she even do damage zzz [ __ ] it I'm get a casual post I'm opening a tier list I'm casual posting okay she's in t0.5 that means the [ __ ] people that are making this are just too afraid to call her bad she's going to end up like here this is just how this [ __ ] [ __ ] Works they're like oh oh don't worry guys she's still good yeah my ass she's still good if power grab power grab power grab power grab they going to trucker in [ __ ] T5 says blade man you don't play the game I know that's why my opinion is more funny than real okay I don't know maybe she's good I I think I skipped her I think she's like one of the few I I skipped but not cuz I didn't like her just cuz like okay well okay if if in one year time she's still tier one or higher I will write a thw apology and read it out to you okay I will do that mark my words deal blade is still met trust he's coming back they said they'll buff him sorry I'm getting back into zenist okay I promise like I know you going be like bro why would you swipe 100 just to bench the game I mean true you got me but like I will come back I just don't know when silver wolf time for a bug okay uh a pretty new character relatively so like later peny I'm thinking later peny I mean it could be amorphus could be emporius could be late peny maybe like uh me I mean it could just be Firefly whatever okay it's later okay what about AGA uh lightning and very new because of the boss M like relatively new so lightning new boss mosa wait does he use the new boss I think so yeah okay nice okay daily quy can't sleep I understand wait my my music's loud let me turn down I understand inspiration comes knocking in small hours it's hard to ignore right oh this is someone on the I relate to this it's welt I remember I remember saying I relate to this and it was welt can't sleep I understand inspiration always Humes knocking in the small hours it's hard to ignore right hi there how's it going first time chatter listen you must you you're clearly new here so I don't want to be disrespectful I just want to say we don't do that nice stuff in this chat okay we uh are just are mean to one another okay it it is I don't know why I'm a nice guy and I'm glad that you're a nice clearly evidently a nice person so welcome in but I would like to change our community and have more people like you but unfortunately it's not like that so we don't ask how we are around here and that is [ __ ] up by the way I just got Firefly in one uh daily Emoji Hammer Boot Hill no uh I mean ask uh what's her name Hera has a [ __ ] big ass Hammer okay it was her genin watch this boom [Music] Barbara it's hazo really new character really new character pass 4.8 so it's a natland catalyst it's sit L there's literally no other wait they're not from that L what okay it's [ __ ] rizle oh my God it's [ __ ] the other girl no shot is is be no no no she's after she's 4.2 she's with finina is there another crowd Catalyst there's none yeah okay daily quote even though the Raina stopped uh uh uh no you still need to watch out for puddles just like how the Past St in the memory long after ah sorry wander Nita nevet from he okay what the [ __ ] wait even though the Raina stopped you still need to watch out for puddles just like how the past days in memory long after uh I'm sorry even though the rain is stopped you still need to watch out for puddles just like how the Past St in the memory I know this character bro oh sorry I know this charact I actually know this character let me check something no it has to be kind of NE wait even though the rain is stopped you still need to watch out for puddles just like how the past stays in the memory long after oh sorry it's like a higher pitched Navia am I weird for saying that even though the rain is stopped even though the rain is stopped even though the rain is stopped even though the rain is stopped stopped you still need to watch out for puddles who are you just like how the past stays in the memory long even though the rain is stopped you still need to watch out for puddles just like how the past it could be Charlotte long after oh sorry who has a Cole she wouldn't joke about that if she remembers the past she gets sick again no she wouldn't joke about that [ __ ] I mean maybe even though the rain is Stu I actually think it's co now [ __ ] okay wait uh it's not Dory diona it's not Emily it's not Ula it's not farzon no no no no no oh K oh my God it's Kachina wait even though the rain is stopped you still need to watch out for puddles turbo twirly it's Kachina no I was right why would Cole say that what's the lore I knew it bro I knew I said it's Cole and then I saw Kachina and I said [ __ ] it it's Kachina webtune Skipper bro what Lord Skipper is in the genin manga how would I know that do the Zio connections you know what bro what the [ __ ] is suck a throbbing okay bro okay bro okay bro okay bro oh yeah wait Z archives linked me a clip a few days ago I saved it but I didn't watch it wait do you still have it slash user Zio archives okay this guy's spamming E and A bbuzz I can't even find it cuz you keep spamming emotes in my chat what the hell is wrong with you what the hell is wrong with you cinema cinema cinema I actually can't find it okay well nice try do you have it I guess not also I should have got this I'm actually angry let me do an endless one let me do it on this one lunchtime what do you want to eat today Amber Shang Ling Bennett Ka lunchtime what do you want to eat today let me see if the toat travel guide has any suggestions what link dude the clip you sent me a clip that I said I was going to watch and I didn't watch it wait let me control let me open my history up twitch or let me just look like clips no search result I misspelled it oh wait it is in my history I just found it okay you linked it Farm Vermilion what if they add a future set for show in the future if they add a I can't pause it wait wait wait wait I don't want to wait dude who design this [ __ ] twitch website by the way can we talk it literally will not load share to Instagram what if I didn't what if I didn't share to Instagram would that be okay 10K PC my PC is not [ __ ] 10K okay fine let me move though okay what is this clip it's called This is a clip just so you're all aware it's called what the hell it's 2 years old this clip is 2 years old and I'm I'm in [ __ ] I'm I'm playing Nita Bennett kazia let's see what I have to say 2-year-old clip what does he have to say oh wait it's muted what does he have to say bro just put the put the words in the bag boom Farm Vermilion it's quiet okay what does he have to say Farm Vermilion what if they add a future set for Shia in the future if they add a future look I don't care what you've seen or what you think you've seen if they add a future set for Sha I will Riot there is no way they release the Vermilion piece of dog [ __ ] and then another set I will literally whip my [ __ ] outon bro bro bro this dude they're not adding a new set it's fine I'm not do either way I'm not doing that okay okay first of all this was probably when people were talking about like Mar shose Hunter okay it's it was but this was two years ago I'm a different man that's number one number two they're not releasing a new set number three even if they do even if they do this was not a promise it wasn't a it wasn't a contract nothing I didn't say I would oh was Desert Pavilion see like this one desert Pavilion was new you think you've seen if they add a future set for Shia I will Riot there is no way they release the Vermilion piece of dog [ __ ] and then another set I will literally whip my [ __ ] out Farm Vermilion what if they add a future yo welcome to the stream welcome to the stream welcome to the stream hope you're doing well hope you're doing well uh today we have a lot to do I just woke up from a nap I'm a bit tired but it's okay we're going to do some gench and dailies uh and then we're going to do uh meide okay we're going to we're going to go see our wife again let me close this tab I don't know why that I had that open um tub by aboba 5 what is this oh wait I have to finish this wait I'm I'm overcooking daily ability that is easy bro oh wait I've actually seen that there's like I don't remember who it is though but there's like two little things next to a circle I don't remember who it is so just put the guest in the bag okay it was BYU never mind it's [ __ ] the snake daily Emoji that's easy bro that's a river next to a forest in a in a in a in a I don't know what the [ __ ] this is I'm going to be honest Razer tree who's like in the forest tree who the [ __ ] in the forest bro I have no clue oh Big T oh it is what the hell how okay we're done with that uh connections by T characters whose guides are benched let him cook gaming duuke even though it's not true sethos even though it is what it is and Noel bro or no CLE wait but what are the other characters no this doesn't make sense maybe it is Noel characters with no guides okay he cooked then there's four other characters is it just too easy is it just Kaza Nita duuk Kaya what does that doesn't make sense though I mean I'm just going to no I'm not going to click it Rosaria fishnets what is that it is a chatter I guess but what like there's no other Chatters here Vermilion anemo goblet alam's grippers what the [ __ ] is the last one Crown Dory things I said I do r five serpent spot no eat an entire pair of socks I've said that I don't think I've said suck a throbbing [ __ ] but now I just did explode everywhere Crown Dori things Z said he do for artifact loadouts okay no disrespect the misspelled loadouts all good it's l a d but uh so this is why I'm happy we don't have them now obviously I would like them but if I have gone on records saying these things then I would like to not actually get it honestly uh so it's fine uh okay what is this maybe I'll just click the characters and then think okay characters with emotes [ __ ] balls come I don't remember Nita am I going to get demonitized oh n has the you're right she has the Mr Beast I'll hide them I don't know what this is Zach's chatter names we have a chatter called R5 serpent spine oh okay I mean I I I figured out the other three yes what are they up to bro what are they up to I don't know anyway it's glp um okay let's do a little bit of react and we'll do our daily so there's a demo for uh Brandt where the [ __ ] is Brandt here and there's a new gon character called Rio S I think I don't know what he does but yeah so um we'll watch both of those let's start with brand Pokemon fans are mad at me wa let me pause my music the nobleman's dagger failed to take his life now wanted posters plaster every street and Alley I crawl through the Shadows night after night still no trace of him Tina Tina don't lose hope Tina The Immortal return will back where's my goat where's my goat you better swing in on a [ __ ] rope still standing friend this is a flaming return dude what is he doing bro he's literally Aura farming in this well there's no fun in watching from here let's get ourselves front row seats so beautiful done we're not exactly The Returned are we you're fighting rotten bastards slipping in out of prison like it's a stroll in the park what I do to see it up close then what are we waiting for we're not missing this show for the world that was kind of sick wait [Music] Spanish come on our freedom is not the faelas to [Music] control we got I like this theme song our Spirits are strong enough to break these cages Thorns of Decay now rise and Flames oranges subtle reference to the fact that he's a pirate right what did pirates uh used to have when they're at Sea vitamin C deficiency also known as scurvy so Pirates such as brand and also Gangplank from League of Legends would often times uh uh you know want vitamin C what is rich in vitamin C oranges now ride in Flames Wells of the now see wait what the [ __ ] is this what the hell are why are they holding hands bro the returns will shoot it's a Harpoon Gun we need only PR to welcome his return I like the purple fire one together we shall create wonders okay hold it right there you circus clowns save that Ridiculousness a Dan for the afterlife I shall turn the tears of ravagers into sweet rain from above and the howls of oppressors into the people's laughter mounds of vanity built on tainted riches yo how do you do that in like dress pants bro like okay first of all this is a crazy pose but like I'm not going to pause there but wouldn't it rip like my blade shall cleanse their corruption the bells of evening prayers have lost their true toll Let My Words stoal The Immortal returned okay what why did they keep why does it keep lives in the hearts of the worthy for all eternity [Music] that's kind of sick thank you for coming friend wait thank you for coming friends that's a wrap for today's show from the troop of fools yeah I like this guy I was thinking that like you know how Shang Lea I think Shang leao is pretty but he's like NPC pretty like he looks like he's from like a different like Universe thank you for coming friends that's a wrap for today's show this guy's pretty but in a way that I'm like I don't know like IO I don't know I think he's cool oh he has like aventurine personality kind well not exactly but you get my point hey Tina what do you think was that a new Escape record yep and fastest Bounty throwaway as well okay good thing we stocked up in advance got more want posters we can do a few more runs of this Captain is set and we're ready for the Seas [Music] right out let's take this show to the next stage shall we yeah [ __ ] dude look at how many oranges there are bro I'm telling you I literally C I literally before I even knew that there was going to be oranges on the boat I I I caught the reference that's how in tune I am with Pirate characters one piece I'm telling you bro no scurvy on my watch bro thinks he's part of the team I am I I would be his best crew M uh mate anyways that was good it's probably my favorite character of the version him and Zan so uh also interestingly enough not cuz they hate me but just cuz it is what it is uh for His Banner we're playing but we're also not sponsored but because I like him so much I don't have to porn act that I like him cuz I just [ __ ] like the guy so that's cool you know who I don't like the [ __ ] blonde girl before him all good she's good she's meta she's really strong she might be good with future care like I don't know like she's good she's good okay she's good she's good I'm just not a fan I'm just not a but she's good like no dis good design uh Hey shout out for the the the writing the balancing of her kit uh her gameplay she's good sorry I don't know why I'm flaming her no disrespect at all no disrespect at all okay sorry I'm just yeah D I'm more into cool characters than cute characters okay that's all that's just me like that's just me like look at who I play Bro Look at who I play there's no one cute in my team well I guess salali kind of but like it is what it is bro Shia Shia is different Shia's not cute he's [ __ ] like epic like like he's like he's cool he has or he literally AA Farms so does arlino look at the characters I play bro Claren Ora farmer Soo or a farmer kenich or a farmer anyways uh also yeah there's a new um new genin character coming out too Rio the slee IND dispensible protocols what is this your grace faine's child welfare services has already made all the necessary arrangements you needn't escort the criminal person person Al I just want to ensure this task isn't left to someone who lacks propriety oh yeah I remember this he was I remember this hello who is it it's Risley your father's colleague I'm here with his friend oh come on in Dad's still packing up his stuff you'll have to give him a [Music] minute that's all right he has a long journey ahead after all all right be a good girl and stay out of trouble while I'm away okay I will your friend here's super nice not like the other guy he looks scary hey hey it's not very polite it's quite all right bye-bye come back soon Daddy I'll miss you and then rizzly punched him don't [Music] worry thank you for extending your sympathy Your Grace I thought I wouldn't be able to see her again I only sympathize with her love should be warm but to you it's become a form of punishment let's go next next time you see your daughter I hope you'll have become a better father hey tell them I don't know who the [ __ ] this is anyways that was good H for brand and the new character as well but we'll see if he's good or not okay I have to hurry bro I actually am not looking for okay I really wanted to finish meide but like I'm still delirious from like sleeping I kind of don't want to like I feel like I'm going to die if I get jump scared so I kind of don't want to have to stall bro all good all good didn't even watch the demo wait what do you mean didn't want to watch the demo bro isn't that the one with the [ __ ] why is it like dubstep I'm sorry stop spamming that okay our res cap bro we have to go uncap it the day resets in literally 1 hour okay one hour it resets um also I realized that for 5.5 we might want to say I just Dro we might want to save um 2,000 resin for whatever new new domain comes out if there is a new domain if there's not we'll wait till 5.6 but there should be one it's been five patches so um what we might start doing is uh like any Mora or XP books we need now I should do now so that we can artifact Farm the new patch now what I will say is that I want to do a Vermillion strongbox video uh when our inventory is full so we probably should do a little bit more artifacts send that boom boom boom get it done before 5.5 boom boom boom uh um and then T my t t so yeah uh okay let's do a little bit of art or maybe I should how much Mo do I have do I have enough for two characters let's see Mora we have I have 4 million which for me is a lot XP books I have 37 purples which is literally nothing let me play some background music oh okay good enough uh claim level 38 I already claimed like half the battle pass let me claim the rest um actually I don't know what they're going to need I'll wait but let me claim the let me claim the standard pull okay unlucky did I already get the March shop reset I didn't wait bro I'm telling you I'm too free to play like I don't pull enough I can't even buy wishes like that's just so you're aware that's how freeto playay I am okay that's how relatable I am I can't even access the pulls now granted did I waste it on other [ __ ] not this month not this month so no um so the new Banner the new banners are tomorrow the last 21 days I think you guys have to remind me okay I think I'll be able to get these on verisa Banner but I it'll probably be near the end of March I have to hurry I should be able to get them moo okay move the [ __ ] is happening here oh [ __ ] my goat dude Fan's out bro go to Fontan this is kabano by the way that's why you haven't seen him yet um he's Capitano he just wanted to test us but when Kevon takes his mask off like that's why Pon was surprised when he did cuz it's uh it's legu leg's actually a dor clone so yeah anyways uh okay let's do a quick Vermilion no no stop stop let's do a quick uh obsidian dude this weapon is so [ __ ] sick by the way on arino I don't know why it's not a scyon like Chia but is what it is bro leaving Jansen hanging uh sorry I'm waiting for her to be voice acted okay sorry I'm just waiting everybody stand get to work you two time sorry how would you plunge with a scythe how would you plunge with a spear when Shia plunges I don't want to ruin the glor Bomer one second let me open a new one when Shia plunges I mean like I guess he's upside down his [ __ ] he has like a spear right it [ __ ] it hits in this entire area it doesn't even matter what [ __ ] weapon he's using plus just Mak a new animation forehead okay have you seen the new agent hop on valerant no I I'm I'm I'm a I'm a I'm radical I'm a radicalized gamer anytime I see a new character in a game I play I'm like angry instead of happy like I'm never like excited cuz it just means more [ __ ] I have to deal with like Marvel Rivals are like hey guys we're going to release like [ __ ] 50 characters every year I'm like [ __ ] stop please please don't do this please like one a decade just to get like new players happy please everybody show no mercy eat Papa it's okay though it's one per month and a half that's the genin ratio well at least they're free okay we got to speed up bro we have content to today let's light it up go in and get to work suffer the wrath of she has Phoenix Al has her signature what do you mean as her signature like as her e or like I guess it's not e I don't I don't remember hot keys in that game bro it is e yeah it is eing it you react to ZZ stuff there's two new characters okay like like like like like like like like I would but I'm also the like if Soldier 11 no sorry if anvy has no haters I am no longer on the earth just so we're all aware like if if if anvy has one hater it's me if anvy has no haters I'm dead why you hater I don't know everyone loves her and it's it's just funny to hate her I mean is she cool oh is it topaz's VA okay I'm sorry sorry Sam yo hello Z Twitter take Twitter doesn't hate [ __ ] end oh cuz I hate something that's popular okay that's fair Twitter hates Emily for some [ __ ] reason oh my God I saw leaks where she was purple and now she's green I hate Emily she should be purple I mean maybe like I don't even disagree but like who cares bro you [ __ ] spoiled yourself and now you're mad Emily's ugly okay and I don't like and so what now we're even but I'm also biased cuz Emily's really strong like if Emily was mediocre I might not [ __ ] care I do okay what I do agree though is her weapon can I see it in game in like weapon archive her weapon doesn't match her at all I I do think it's weird that her weapon is like white like kokomi colors and then she isn't I will give you that I I don't think I can't click on it but like it's right there but anyways it's lore yeah but like that doesn't matter like you can't make something like ugly and then be like it's cuz of lore like canonically it's supposed to be ugly you're like like that doesn't make sense all right after natland they like her I mean that's fair although no no no flame I am here to confess my my go kich never never what I don't know I just wanted to sneak a kich uh I just wanted to sneak kesian there I haven't seen him in the entire archon Quest hey all good though all good also um also I forgot what I was going to yeah it's not even just that I want like okay I need to watch my words I just like cool characters okay like like arino but Natan has had um Natan has some but unless we get playable Capitano we're like missing out you know uh so pre Capitano but also outside of well I guess if EA comes out Eva better not be a four he's probably going to be a [ __ ] four star cuz I mean maybe he's a five star but I don't think so cuz like cave was like the the epha of sumaru and he didn't come out forever and then he did and he's a fourstar so he's probably going to be a fourstar which means the only five star man we got in that land is [ __ ] kenich which is my goat by the way but I'm just saying Sor right rare based take what do you mean rare all my okay not all 82% of my takes are based 82 that's a good number if 82% of people you met were really funny great and had a like good based and respectable opinions the world would be a better place that's all I'm going to say so my 82% is pretty good it's actually pretty honestly I would say 90 just sometimes I Yap about [ __ ] that I don't know but like that's just part of the job that's just part of the job this L The Raid thank you thank you thank you oh level 9 ning or French of nine if you ever dude I okay I'm definitely 82 is a lowball estimate just so we're all aware okay let me do one quick more uh XP thing potatoes is here yeah [ __ ] stream's over who [ __ ] invited this guy back wait first time chatter hey Z I'm from the YouTube channel oh wait lock in hey welcome to the Stream I really like your guides and your recent video has really good humor hey thank you uh I appreciate that we're going to make more content like that in the near future uh uh it was it was a good video I did like it and shout out to suo for editing it I was wondering if you also make guys for HSR I actually okay I do well I used to okay listen I used to the problem is it takes a lot of effort and I already made guid for genin and it just ended up being a bit like too much so I I eventually I you know I might go back to it uh but for now we we play starl uh you know often I did my I I I did my dailies today and we stream it from time to time but I don't uh right now I'm not into the guide content maybe we'll go back to it you know maybe um but for now we don't it's not bench I okay okay okay okay I actually played it today bro I actually played it today bro I actually played it today bro and I try you like at least I try to stay like pretty up to date on like the meta and stuff okay there's like two three games I'm I'm like mostly up to two and a half I'm mostly up to date but but but but like I don't know star is also weird cuz it's always like it's okay speed is also cringe but it's more cringe than energy recharge cuz energy recharge is cringe cuz you need like there's different like there like a certain amount you would need but it varies based on your team Fab the enemies you're fighting this this this this this so it's [ __ ] annoying speed is different but usually you can get away with just saying like go for whatever breako you want so it kind of it's fine cuz like I'm just thinking like guide maker POV so you can kind of skip the like the cringe stuff of like calculating ER by just being like yeah just like speed two to whatever you need like 13 3.4 [ __ ] 160 170 whatever but um yeah it's mostly 134 nowadays yeah should always use Eagle brother that's that's been a thing since 1.0 but no one knew it except Z and I'm sure some Theory Crafters okay we'll do one Vermillion with our last C Dan then meide just hit 175 bro 175 is so fake well I mean it's not actually fake but it's so [ __ ] hard to hit I think I have it on one character I have a win set with two-piece ageless and that has 17 something ageless ha dude it's fine bro it's literally fine in you oh I just pressed e no Lo shotgun 2025 uh I play blade buddy so why would I need it why would I need the attack buff that not even going to my blade cuz he's in the middle of my team to get hit more okay cryo goblet on Echo could be good what if they release a cryo normal attacker uh rizle okay yo what's up Kos thanks for 36 months bro bro still farming Theon uh it's not what it looks like I promise I'm not we'll just do we're just doing this for like a showcase Soldier there the 18 19 months thank you thank you thank you 19 months Starry five I thought this was arino get work suff the WRA of suffer the wrath of e Ley where the [ __ ] is the last guy in dude we need a character that has a dragon like instead of bike you're like riding a [ __ ] Dragon casus Sasa a how is a dragon yeah but he's like a cringe Dragon like he's just a little [ __ ] like I wish he had his true form you know he is the cringe Dragon dude he's a yapper maybe I should level him up he's still only to level six nah maybe I'll get him eight but I'm not I'm not crowning him dude no don't do strong box how could be voiced by Nick yes I will take that as a compliment although I'd have to make my voice higher pitched I'm actually forcing myself to talk like this like naturally I talk like uh corpse husband but I'm just forcing myself no big deal I'm pretty brave um what was I going to do again [ __ ] it Vermillion can you show you your lanan build vescent thrilling [Music] Tales I think she's like half geared right now though what's my chasa friendship five my we up six have you seen the subreddit there's been a band wave wait what do you mean a band wave what happened one guy oh but one guy got banned you know what I will check it though uh to be fair I haven't checked it in a while [ __ ] it we'll probably filter by weekly but first what's this most San what the [ __ ] is that wait is your pet frog Oh I thought it was a piece of chicken or like a tomato I thought this like food like I thought this was like marinade like chicken or uh a tomato he's kind of cool though I Vibe with them does the face of son does know the difference between waiver and waiver future lawyer by the way okay listen here [ __ ] I studied law in French okay I studied law in French so I don't know what the [ __ ] it is in English a boba painting why' you make him bald oh wait no this is me the above is Norm really bald okay I respect it that's a cool painting I'm the one with the hair I get it brick the count I am not seeing this to be funny the best weapon in this Temple is thrilling Tales the second best weapon is akumaru what the hell are you doing I mean congrats on five star but imagine if this was like a good Banner brother can't D for [ __ ] I actually can I'm actually the goat that's not akumaru oh Wave Rider whatever same thing W wave wave breaker fin that's what it is same thing bro it's literally the same event uh what same effect bro just drop gen [ __ ] why do you why do you even read comments bro if you scroll if you scroll low enough wait is this just the one guy h two guy why did you like it oh no this this the same guy they're just responding to the one guy you're giving attention to one person it's fine people are allowed to like their content I'm not deleting them cuz are funny no don't delete them it doesn't matter it's fine it boosts engagement that's what it is addressing the allegations that Whimsy farmers are just as bad as filthy Vermilion freaks this is what we need more of okay I'm going to read this but I'd much rather domain tribalism than game tribalism okay cuz at least here people are clearly making the wrong choice game wise play what you like domain wise I'm not going to take some [ __ ] from a [ __ ] Whimsy Wall-E okay let me read this [ __ ] let me read this [ __ ] I've seen the idea that that people who Farm Whimsy are just as bad as rilon Farmers thrown around and I find it entirely untrue as someone who's completely unbiased [ __ ] your name is Mary maybe you can't even decide on a username you put maybe there okay you put maybe in your name cuz you can't even decide on your name how about you decide on a [ __ ] artifact sorry versatility versatility fragment of harmonic Whimsy is best SL on two characters name them AR Lino What chlorin bond of life is a fake [ __ ] mechanic that's fake chlorin can also use other sets like even echo echo bro and thundering Fury and arlino can use glad which is a normally readily available piece everyone has but I understand farming it for arino for chlorin not as much though not as much cuz you have TF you have other sets bro if you want like maybe you don't care about TF you don't do a short rotation you don't play your IND dendro like that's fine that's all fine but like bro you have other sets it is what it is though I mean you could Farm it you could Farm it let me pull up the leader boards Akasha [Music] chlorin brother it's literally Echoes and okay let me pull up another team aggravate it's Whimsy I mean there's still some echoes in there all good quick Bloom there's some TF2 for rotations there's Mari CH like I'm just going to close this t okay farming experience there's nothing that brings me joy more joy than having to run from those from those Shield hurly trolls to group them in Whimsy you have to think okay I was kind of half joking here I was kind of half joking because you know I respect Whimsy for arino I do Claren more or less I'm very TF brain roded but it is what it is like let's say I respect it okay and even if you need one of the two sets it's going to come to strong box at some point and you could strongbox it but let's move on okay let's move on farming experience you're cooked there is no [ __ ] way you ver okay compared to this let me show you let me show you I let me show you honest enemies they're honest there's no [ __ ] that goes on here compared to [ __ ] let me show you let me show you this [ __ ] let me show you this [ __ ] let me show you this [ __ ] let me show you this let me show you this [ __ ] it's two Geo shielded murals that immediately Dash to you if you don't stand in the same spot or back up you [ __ ] have to not either reset or spend 30 seconds breaking the shields or hit them from the back and then there's three GEOS shielded [ __ ] statues bro just use Jong Le burst yeah bro let me pull Jong Lee just to do this domain sorry I'm free to play and use lanon who's better in my arlino team which is what I'm doing this domain for in the in the teams you would farm this domain for Jang Le is not even better then you're free to play fourstar let's move on damage increased compared to other options veril is amly 5% better than marish Mar can be better in some situations while Whimsy is always better than Gladiators and generally performs between 6 to 10% better it's clearly the better investment okay notice how you only pointed out Gladiator right we're talking about AR Lino here error go you're talking about one character not two now that's one uh although I mean Clen can use it too so maybe you're talking about whatever uh uh I agree that marish chose I agree that Mar CH is a more efficient set and I tell people to farm Mar so it's not like I'm saying it's not like I'm saying Hey listen bro go farm verm I have never unironically sometimes I say it ironically I have never unironically said that now I think Mar especially since the release of mar CH it is much more efficient and since the release of Vermillion strong box if you don't need M say Vermillion strong box can be a decent option well it could be okay don't talk about the future but you know it made sense although M should say look at my look look at my free-play account that is the account I played efficiently will it be a YouTube video probably in like 4 months don't be mad at me cuz it's late be happy that it happened okay what did I farm on Shia I farmed marose I did and my Shia cleared floor 12 with no shun no Faron uh sorry no finina and czo Faron czo and get and my sh czo on a fourstar weapon what did I do I cleared the [ __ ] Abyss Nine Stars floor 12 one rotation I eight starred but it is what it is Mary Hunter okay so it's not like I'm saying oi braa go far mar but you got to understand that for Whimsy it's not the same situation but it's a pretty similar one now re unfinished Ry makes sense for like Emily and like some burning teams average sanity have you ever seen a a sane shag me have you ever seen a sane arino of course you have I'm completely normal I rest my case our Le domains are not normal and I do you want to know the the the the the proof of this if I were to rank the top three characters that I like quote unquote main are Lino's in there so we're the same [ __ ] breed we're the same [ __ ] breed longevity Shia is known for e e okay listen here buddy as a certified uh fatou Harbinger dick rider we are one and the same okay you and I we are one and the same we are both locked in a prison that's all I don't know why I clicked on that post but I hope you have a good day okay dude what are you dude it's literally just lighting and thin hair like I don't know what you're talking about bro like I actually have a good hairline I do bro I do okay I actually do like Mighty my day but like I have to do the quest bro well me looking at the on CC act surprised in the live stream when they looked at all the character leaks addressing the allegations My Truth Listen okay unironically unironically actually unironically usually I don't care enough to check any of it and if I see the text post that people do on Twitter I scroll past it because I don't really care I'm being honest okay now the the Shia thing I do care like that one you know it is what it is but like characters I usually don't know like I honest to God I don't know what the [ __ ] Vera does I've heard rumors of daning but like honest to God like I usually don't look at like most of it because I don't want a porn act okay I don't want to like sometimes I see things like arlino when her Scythe was uh dreamed I saw it I did but I told you guys I saw it I told you guys I saw it I told you guys I saw it uh star I rarely look yeah like I saw CIS I did but I'm not like I don't know what she does Caught no but sometimes you see an animation and like it happens like it ends up on your page like sometimes there's like a a post with like 50k likes like what can you do bro what can you do c accurate height okay I'm literally the tallest one there what kind of resonus behavior is this getting the paidway name d I actually wanted to do that that's a good idea shout out to whoever did it I guess although what the [ __ ] is Weir Gavin that is not a real language I'm sorry I'm sorry I mean that's cool I was thinking of doing something like that that's cool um yeah also dude my U block broke so I'm getting ads look like what the [ __ ] is this bro mid character enjoyer this is 1K up votes mid character enjoyer versus glorm addict your main is [ __ ] without shenyun finina yeah LOL duuke okay bro that's not even okay but that's not true like you I know I know I'm doing the meme right now I know I'm doing the meme I know I'm doing the meme but but it's if it's not true then why would I just say yeah LOL if it's not true why would I say y LOL I know it's not true why would I say y l if it's not true like if anything I would argue that without C6 fars on I get it right I get it but shenyun finina fina's fake for Shia like she's great but there's a replacement there's a few Replacements well one shenyun yeah she helps a lot check the comments oh no they're probably [ __ ] something something actually Faron is the most important something so bro why I'm losing an argument to a [ __ ] comment like a pre-recorded comment a two-day old comment well I got cooked okay let's move on I don't even think Shia is like top met or anything but in a in a good team right which is expensive he's a great character right if you have a bad team for him in 1.3 you can make a very free-play friendly team of sucros Bennett Flex right now that team isn't as good but in his premium team he's still a really strong character you might not have the premium supports in which case I wouldn't recommend him right he's not for everyone but he is for me let's move on top weekly can they delete my week from this game [Laughter] already yo no comment no comment MAA got Shooters no comment do I think she's overtuned yes have I heard that this Abyss is MAA propaganda also yes also yes uh but I haven't done it yet so no comment but yeah I do think she's a bit uh H yeah a bit more than a bit overtuned I think Sali is also broken but in like a a almost good way like I like Sali but I'm just biased because I like supports but I think what she does for like melt and stuff is cool Jamie new Comet event is so stupid stage buff melts vaporize and melt again we haven't done this event so we'll do that tomorrow or the day after enemies are the hydro oceanids resistant to hydro oh we don't need to play that kind of vaporize yeah that's cringe hey Shang Ling Nation though but yeah that is cringe I didn't know that was a thing we'll see we'll see everyone's complaining about the event we got to do it oh dude imagine the the the the the the the intro I conquered genin's worst event oh [ __ ] how I got C6 rizle by accident then you click on the video on March in February 15th 2025 gench impact released what players are calling the worst event that I just cooked genin bench cry so hard the whole element's getting a rerun yeah I saw that is this the this is a crazy Banner these four stars are like Charlotte's not bad does she have I think her C6 is her C6 a buff is it like attack I don't I don't remember what her cons do cuz she's not a bad healer I don't remember her cons oh no it's not a buff it's a [ __ ] coordinated attack never mind I was thinking of aoron she has a self attack buff I guess they're not needed MAA yeah I mean this is good for physical C4 is good I don't do I have to watch my own guide it's been so long uh when still photo hits a an opponent marked by Snappy silhouette Focus impression will deal 10% more damage and restore two energy to Charlotte I mean that's fine it's energy it's fine if it lets you go like thrilling Tales instead of Fab or something it's fine but it's not like a team but like it's good for her it's Pro it might be her best con I let me it honestly might be maybe outside of six but it it seems decent for her but usually with supports the cons that are like really good buff your team right like or is great at c0 but like if you I guess Chevy is a better example but well for the sake of you know like giving your character attack is just like nice like more attack [ __ ] thank you 30% anyways is this good chat Flex Friday hey I hope the next time you try to catch a bus you arrive but as the bus like okay you're on the same street you see the bus passing you're like no no you try to go get the bus right you're running to the bus the bus you think it's going to wait for you right you're like waving guess what it [ __ ] takes off but slow enough that you think you can catch up to it you keep [ __ ] running in the cold winter I'm going to catch the boss I'm going to catch the BS it goes without you you have to catch the next one happened to me many times I missed the final exam well part of it cuz there was a there were two bees attacking me at the bus stop so it's kind of like juking them all right I was trying of making I I was trying to making them whiff their attack I was kind of juking them I walked back in the street then the bus passed and I was [ __ ] fighting the bees and then I lost I missed during a final exam I mean all good but it was like one of those it was like a French exam where you had to write over three periods so you had like 3 hours three times it was 9 hours I didn't need those three I just messaged I emailed my teacher I was like uh I was being attacked all good I I'll finish it next class happened it was all good I I finished it Cinema we are so back aboba I have seen this it has a scroll bar now I'm cry provide team wide healing oh you're so sweet I'm cry provide team wide healing and give aack speed on top of that hello Human Resources okay um I'm going to be honest Mika is better than the physical element like he's he's too good for the dog [ __ ] that he's confined in like I get that no one likes his design and honestly when I first saw him I was like [ __ ] this loser no disrespect but like he actually like his c6's giving like crit damage he's not like broken right he's not but he gives like healing attack speed crit damage he has some [ __ ] on his okay his burst applies zero cryo which again it's like a physical thing but it is cringe um also physical damage like the stuff he gives is like cool but it's just all chained to physical so it's like sad like he'd be a lot better if his Buffs were to an element so whatever reject Stars Embrace stall why do you have zero stars in 17 minutes all good you you'll clear next one up vot so s has to see this uh wrong set buddy nice try wrong set dev's listened they M they maximized your swirls I found the new event repetitive and not fun yet you asked for any game content curious I'm very intelligent dude unironically something like this if they made it okay again I'm going to play it tomorrow so I'm I'm kind of laring cuz I haven't played it yet but from what I understand an event like this if it just was scaled well and wasn't propaganda for a specific element or character could be a good mode like if it was just like not if it I from what I'm gauging from you guys it's like a MAA like uh propaganda but if it wasn't that it was just like you know for this stage this is buffed but like you can use these characters you might want this like this this this this this it might be a good like mode but again I have to play it so I'm not I'm going to stop yapping genin zero how it feels arguing with nevet Mains that he's not the best DPS okay malani is a sneak but I understand MAA I'm on team MAA it's just the the there's like Arguments for like flexibility team comps type of content AOE stuff like that but I mean I like uh I'm I'm I think maa's too strong so she's my she she's probably my number one but I understand the nlet arguments okay and I'm not here to I'm not like I think both are broken it is what it is don't forget yolan okay that is crazy that is crazy like I okay I do think MAA is like broken I think she's better than um yeah no she's I think she's really really good and I think the The more I've played her I think especially after my first video once I figured out like obviously her best teams with salali chilonin but even after playing just no chilonin Sali sucros and after my first video where zag told me I don't know who discovered it but people found out you could play her with like yolan SRO especially yolan I actually like her a lot more cuz if you or or just like even cryo like Mel teams with like random dog [ __ ] like you play like Kaio or diona and someone um which make her more accessible even though it's a bit more cringe like no good nights no five star night is cringe doesn't mean you can't play it like there's there have been decent teams uh or it'll be like dog sh Force our dog should force archilon in well I guess you're playing Bennett so Bennett dog should force archilon in like she feels better and I think she's broken but um yeah I mean n broken too uh Manan is great yolan but yolan is definitely a sneak manani is is I I think moani is like perfect balance in my mind especially because people like it makes people feel like she's broken cuz she's really good for speedrunning and she's really good if you know what you're doing right like sometimes shit's going to miss even if you're good at the game but like and it's annoying but it's high reward for also the potential of [ __ ] happening and she's also really good because she needs like no one like yes she can use great five star supports but she can also use like [ __ ] like dea and like Toma and like [ __ ] Candice and like random losers so I I like her a lot 10K PC by the way bro my PC is not 10K roer [ __ ] you Rogers say Do you ever miss the abyss is that Shang Ling that's kind of cool even more glorping glps these are actually pretty good yo 25 months thank you we have so many gorbs though man maybe the rizzly glor because his Banner is coming that's not the only thing coming brother well add it Rio the slurp I pre-formed rizzly just to build Chow [ __ ] you like like sincerely like sincerely [ __ ] you like I genuinely mean this actually it's not even that good cuz you got a [ __ ] on a rate rolls on MAR CH and your sha ascends with crit rate and you're running Jade spear probably so honestly ratio but it's still really good [ __ ] you but I'm just mad and coping I'm mad and coping genin player crash out I'm sorry congratulations on your good piece okay is that what you wanted to hear I'm sorry HSR power creep could okay why did I read that bro the HSR but bro you're playing okay I'm not going to defend Star Royale power creep cuz it definitely exists okay but you are playing broken five star broken five star broken five star and CLE second half though Bennett de Emily old five star as well respectable respectable second half although Ben is the best character in the game respectable second half is respectable can you find okay no sro's brother mentioned this means that sro's brother will be playable in 6.x and Z can no longer make fun of daily sro's brother okay singo's brother is an industry plant okay I'm tired of pretending that he's real okay when we see him that might be different but for now bro like like keep coping okay what the hell is this this is what I face today what were you dueling someone okay you guys need help like sincerely you need help okay I do actually need to unironically though if I ever finish law school I need to get I need to see a psychi psychologist before I write my bar exam cuz you can get like a buff like if you if you have um ADHD which I might not but my brother does and I can infer that I might um you get like an extra hour and a half which is a buff so well I guess you're nerfed naturally but for me it's a buff cuz I use it to my advantage but I mean you know to each their own uh yeah it's definitely a buff is law school benched no bro oh that's not even what the question was is that why it's benched bro it's not benched it's a balance yeah I guess it's a balance patch but it's a buff if you don't know you have it like for me if I didn't say anything it would or I guess for my brother if he didn't say anything it would be normal time but because he like checked it's plus one hour on like a three-h hour exam hello everyone this is John Shang Ling that is a pretty [ __ ] good Shang Ling I can't lie hello John changling I respect it your name is baguette we wexd my YouTube glitched impossible not to tingle to brother why did you what is that why did he go from my video to that into the frying pan out the frying pan Into the Fire wait what game is this Pokemon Masters ex W the anger is overflowing I don't remember what oh this is the event isn't it okay okay let's move on let's move on let's move on now it's a ghost Tower transfixed allit wait let me look at this let me look at this okay we're playing physical AR Theo transfixed I mean honestly wait how fast was it 223 222 okay I am trying to be not okay cat look oh my God I don't want to be mean it's honestly dude celebrate your achievements don't be like okay let me see if this is bait or real first I've never okay it looks real look let me say something they're at PS4 play like they're playing on Playstation which I assume is harder and let people be happy of their achievements okay congratulations I'm not going to I'm I'm you know the first time I cleared the abyss 2 I was very happy I was proud of myself I don't think I zero starred ever like unless I'm trolling I don't think I've ever zero start in my life even in 1.0 but Abyss was easier back then and I know what I'm doing not everyone does and that's fine okay that's fine so congrats on your clear I'm happy for you and I hope people in the comments are nice okay okay I know PlayStation is not harder but I'm just trying to give an excuse okay I'm sorry okay let me keep let me read the comments while I'm happy for you and I'm sure you're Overjoyed this is a really good example of someone who doesn't care about combat and at all trying to do combat my man went in with no plan whatsoever slapped the random team together played horribly and didn't even get a single star massive W as long as you had fun I mean that's fair is it a random team what is it leino finina Guk kazua yeah it is honestly it looks more like spy leys beat you the fact you survived that long against Swan with that comp is impressive congrats dude actually unless they're playing healer finina which they're not it is kind of hard to play this team bro you have arlino who can't heal on field unless you're bursting which I guess he is finina who's draining your HP and no healer I mean that's why Kazo is dead but weekly reminder that experience doesn't equal knowledge uid review bro this uid is also almost as old as mine by the way it's a really old uid so they have actually probably been playing for four years but I assume casually now again yo wait let me read the okag comments no wonder we aren't getting end game bro okay okay I saw a post actually I don't know on what subreddit I didn't click on it I saw the preview and it was saying that like not all content has to be for everyone because like that's how you keep people engaged and it's true bro like the players that take [ __ ] to the next level deserve content too and the players that are super casual deserve super casual content too okay now if this person was complaining like oh this event or this Abyss is too hard like how the [ __ ] am I going to do this [ __ ] my Baka life this game sucks then I would take a different tone I'd be like brother skill issue but they're posing their achievement so honestly W to them now with that said let me uid review them but in like this is going to be hey hey it'll be constructive criticism okay maybe a little bit of Comedy sprinkled in but mostly constructive criticism okay mostly constructive criticism let's see if their profile is even public which we don't know 604 okay Nick what hey from one Nick to another Nick I got you okay I got you this one's on the house free advice cuz we share the same name okay might be too lazy to grind our artifacts you know what I get you okay I get it now do I enjoy the artifact farming process I do but it's not for everyone characters at maximum friendship level eight okay if I'm being honest I don't know well I mean all good let's keep going um right off the bat I'm noticing your characters are pretty underleveled right ar58 you have an old uid you've been playing for a while I would recommend leveling up characters especially the ones that scale on something like HP like net does uh 666 defense by the way but let's let's move on okay let's look at your characters right so you were using arlino in the video uh right off the bat a lot of attack that might be an attack goblet we'll see you have Crimson Moon Semus so far so good c0 9 86 honestly higher than I expected right normal attacks matter minus 1066 so this is fine you can Crown to normals if you want so far so good okay let's look at the artifacts okay best in slot so and you have a a glad goblet right so at worst you could glad so so far it looks good let's look at the pieces this is honestly F good this is also this is okay yeah it's good that's really good that's really good this has no crit which is unlucky but like still decent like you're your this is probably your worst piece but attack and EM is not bad I just you should go for a piece that has some crit damage but this is honestly fine now a bit high on on crit rate yeah you definitely want to Circle that as crit damage cuz your ratio is a bit imbalanced so you're like you know could do more but your build's fine like the the act like constructive advice on know off chance you're watching this but seeing how you're I don't think you watch me but like in case you do um I think you're you could use my arlino guide or another one right uh because so what you're doing I know this is the end so maybe this isn't how you play her because you're just trying to finish her off him off it off uh but you popped your thing instantly so you got like no bond of life and like as you can see here you're doing like physical normals so your rotation was probably bad it's probably like your gameplay but it's okay uh honestly decent arino you just want more crit damage it's fine finina let's look at your finina Golden troop festering desire wait this is actually good crowned I mean I respect it imbalance question mark it's one to two Okay I guess my well it's a bit high on crit rate but honestly it is close to one to two you're right I'm just uh I [ __ ] hate crit rate no okay you know what you're you know you got me you actually got me it's not even imbalanced 79 * 2 is like 158 so it's pretty close but I will say you should have a circle that has crit damage sub but honestly okay fine build's not bad you got me fine I'll give it to you build's good you got me I just have this thing where you know I'm not even going to talk okay finina set that's okay uh it only has one good substat though because you don't use attack defense and probably not em um but it's 27 crit value it's okay uh you could definitely get a better one though this one's better it has ER and HP and em it's okay sounds are hard it's okay uh this is a bit rough okay fer kazy gives you some crit rate so you actually have more than it like your ratio is a bit better than it looks it's actually your ratio is okay you're only 150 ER though and for casual gameplay in a team that doesn't have another Hydro I highly recommend more I personally would tell you to just go ER sand um you could use fav but you already have uh like festering which is fine it has an ER weapon I would recommend an ER sand okay um but again better than I was expect you don't play Nita better than I was expecting um let's look at U let's not look at U um vent is on VV which is good he's on scy harp which is fine um it depends on your build right okay this is I also have C1 venti this is the worst constellation in the game by the way for those of of you who don't know what C1 veny is first of all you probably 99% of people don't know what C1 ventti does it makes them fire a second Arrow it literally does nothing however I noticed that you are crowned normal attacks so you might be just charge attacking on your ventti which is something I respect tremendously even though you shouldn't do it oh three arrows it's two more arrows it's three arrows my bad now let's look at your build okay okay wait this might be the worst flower of all time it I mean okay I mean there's a chance you benched venti and play kazua so it's fine now if you want to play venti uh uh oh was the sand even I didn't even look at the sand was it HP it was HP um maybe you bench venty so we're not going to talk too much about him now I will say though if you do play him um main stat over substat although you really want the set effect so I get it but focus on your main stats uh you either go full em swirl build or if you're playing him you know on a high base stack weapon maybe in a team with Bennett you can build for some damage and go for anemo and crit which is fine as well um but you definitely don't don't want HP okay okay um I'm going to say this is a character you ah okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay no no no no no no okay okay okay okay okay okay deep breath deep breath okay again casual player this is constructive advice not a roast okay I will say though this might be the most like mistakes I've seen in a row look a few things firstly you have 77 em on two characters a few things firstly Ryan's normal attacks do nothing and given your gameplay I don't think this is just like you choosing to level her normals because you want to I think you think that it increases the damage of her normals in her burst so I'm just here to tell you as a constructive criticizer that it does uh and leveling her normals does nothing so you should level her skill to nine that's when it stops increasing your burst damage and level your burst to 10 okay level 9 is fine but uh yeah you don't want your normal attacks to be 10 outside of that your weapon choice is good but your artifact uh you really want four emblem on Ryden on some characters twopiece twopiece is great on Ryden the the damage you gain from four emblem is astronomical compared to two Beast glad and two Beast emblem so you really want four piece emblem now before I even look at your stats I also want to say that for your constellations I am not someone who cares about constellations okay I don't think you need to pull for them I don't think you need to spend money I don't advocate for getting constellations I think CZ Ryden is great and you don't need any now the one thing I will say though is that C1 Ryden is just a weird stopping point so is C1 venty and J I think you just have a weird selection of constellations that's all I'm saying now I don't think again don't pull for for I don't think you need to pull for constellations or anything like that but if you are going to either stop at czo Ren or get C2 C1 is just weird now maybe you got two ryen maybe you're waiting for next rerun maybe you just got lucky I'm not here to roast you I'm just saying the three constellations you do have especially venty and Ryden are a bit suspicious to say the least but it's okay like you know maybe you just got a double five star but it's okay now let's look at your artifacts honestly this would be a perfect piece for like a finina even though it's not on the right set the HP is insane for other characters for ryen it's still fine right it's good crit it is what it is it's fine uh like for for Abyss like this is fine or yolan actually yeah you're right yolan this would be great no ER but like so much HP and crit this would be great for Yan feather uh ER attack crit damage no crit rate but like again it's fine um attack Sands is a viable choice I typically recommend ER for comfort and especially engulfing um so I would recommend ER St but it like we'll see how much ER you have this might be the worst Goblet of all time and it's not it's an offset piece uh let me look at your circlet this might also be the worst ciret of all time okay so here's the thing you have two glad pieces and this isn't even the right set for her so it would unironically be better to go for an emblem um golet that's either Electro or attack both are great on Ryden or uh a crit rate cir that even had no substats cuz this is basically no substats the only one here that benefits you is the energy recharge and it's only 4% and EM might help a bit in some teams but it's not needed okay so you could really just go for emblem and your right it would be six times better um even if you don't have the best pieces what's your ratio it's a work in progress It's okay it's a work in progress um lost prayer maret now your lost prayer is level 20 so maybe this is new it might be new um your W is 70 though there's no way you got you should definitely level your stuff sack frag 20 okay what is this doing cuz honestly your other pieces are like kind of okay like this circle's fine like it's really good if you need the ER this would be good on attack scaler not so much nlet maybe you don't play him yet I mean he he he's level eight maybe you just got him anyways constructive advice your arino is actually pretty good uh you could use a better Circle but it's fine uh your finina needs more ER like way more it's an HP circlet but it's never leet it's fine it's fine honestly um your finina needs more ER and your AR no your um G okay I didn't even look at your G your G is cooked you you want a four piece or two piece twopiece if you're playing I don't know what you're playing uh your Ryden really wants four emblem like absolutely and also well you already leveled them so it's fine but hey congrats on clearing the abyss um I respect it don't let anyone take this this achievement away from you okay congrats this is so funny like writing a rotation like this guy's going to do it I mean I would appreciate it I guess but um actually you should arino e wait for a bit for it to cook and while you're waiting swap through kazwa swirl some pyro swap the finina oh wait they replied to something oh wait they got a platinum trophy wait what does that mean says the guy who just reviewed their entire account you got me you got me like I was trying to be constructive because even though they probably won't watch this there's there's there's there's a decent amount of people in here there's probably a few of you that that have accounts that look like that and that's fine but this is just like tips on how to make it better you know I'm sure it helped someone I'm new as Dory better than Ki and Hy no ki's better um what is this I don't really remember since it's been a while since I got most of them but yeah there's a lot of timeconsuming ones he's a list some of the longer ones to get yeah they seem like just a casual exploration player that's fine I'm glad they cleared the abyss I've said this to some of the other people on here but I'm trying to build more characters now so thanks for the advice they appreciate the advice the account review was not for nothing it was not for nothing bro I am I am the change I want in society and it just turned 4:00 a.m. and I [ __ ] didn't claim my dailies but yeah keep on keeping on you're doing great um if you ever watch this but definitely the few things I mentioned dude dude that could be the next account fixing video I fixed the viral PS5 players account Cinema C bro they're recording on a [ __ ] what are they recording on Playstation capture okay anyways uh but they well I guess they zero star cleared so there's I could definitely make them three star clear I guess or nine star they don't know you buddy dude even better we have this dude we share the same name we are both Nick okay I have to play meide bro that what if I didn't cuz I'm tired and right now I'm like Delirious anything I see is scary bro remember like remember when I saw chori zoomed up and I was afraid That was cuz I was tired where's the short of let me look this up afraid of women I can't zos why did someone just redeem wish X I found it why did that Google search work and with 500 Channel points 500k fine but I mean I don't want to we can either build pity or we try to get Hunter's path why are you pulling cuz someone redeemed it with Channel points yeah we did get H's path in one Temple this is one Temple I didn't even want why is diona here yeah it feels good to win it feels good to still flexing dude I she scared me you don't have it feels good still flexing dude I she scared me anyways why are you slowly getting a beard cuz my electric razor doesn't work so I'm using the manual one and it hurts so I'm just like lazy um pull Evelyn yeah the golden D Legend Night lucky or not at least you tried anyways should I should I launch zzz and Pole or should I put the me in the side just put the bag in the just put the bag in the bag bro just put the hawk in the Tua bro both deal nah [ __ ] it me side I made a promise I'll [ __ ] keep it can you goblet Flex please don't don't a wall okay wait let me uh let me goblet Flex um what's a goblet that's actually good that would make people okay I need a goblet that makes people that play a character that I don't play Jealous okay uh yoia goblet reminescent 29.5 crit damage 7.4 crit rate ER as well even though it's not really needed okay uh what else do you have a good dendr goblet I actually have a really good deepwood one that I got like the first week of sumu release um it is currently on Emily 12 crit rate 13 crit damage 5.2 ER pretty tasty 7 out of 10 dude I don't even have like insane go well I have some but like my goblets are like well this one's pretty cracked but it's on the wrong set and roll flat attack like my gobets are my least flexible pieces my Sands are worse on average but I have some really cracked Sands that aren't attack and I have this same one piece but outside of that my my um my goblets are usually kind of wishy-washy this is insane well it's on wanders anyways let's move on now the long awaited content I don't even know how long it's been since our last our last session with our um our wife dude I'm going to get jump scared so bad one second let me uh I don't remember what scene I used for this so I'm just going to use this one and then I'll move my camera here one second game capture properties hi okay wait wa wait um I was top right last time should I make myself [Music] smaller wait let me pull up the meide video we started on um I'll just pull up a clip Channel me side turn off the lights [Music] true yeah I was top right but I was um my thing was a bit smaller I think maybe like this wait let me look at Markiplier how big is his cam oh oh that's about this [Music] size okay let me change my [ __ ] it's time oh wait mods already changed it oh w w mods hey I still owe you guys Discord Nitro you'll get it you'll get it I promise you'll get it I promise [Music] wa there's still too much lights [Music] [Music] sorry speedr hello chat okay it is time me time let me time stab this this better be a banger Bro 2 hour4 meide start yo build with the 10 [ __ ] gifted thank you very much I appreciate it thank you thank you thank you is this no this we had more lights last time no all of the [Music] lies yeah is this good or do we want another light on this is [Music] fine this is romantic good oh that I missed you sorry okay um wait but if I'm resuming the video should be in game before I like have a good time playing I mean I guess we could just like cut and then resume here it's fine Mouse over exit wait what happens if you put the mouse over exit oh it moves that's funny oh what is she doing with her face wait she locks in wait what wait what's happening oh she goes from smile to neutral D that's [ __ ] [Music] up sorry okay anyways um all right we're back it's the following day meide part two we're going to finish the game in in two sittings I guess uh it's not actually the next day it's been like a month but like it is what it is okay I missed Cappy very much I just got sick so we're back with meide we're back with Maita uh also I I'm really tired cuz I just woke up from a nap so everything is scary to me so I shouldn't be playing this right now but I'm going to because I said I would and I'm a man of my word I'm a man of my word she's nodding her head bro same achievement count as genin I got pat on the head close not available not W that looks cool that looks like [ __ ] lyette bro what the hell is this that looks like some [ __ ] that's going to kill me I probably shouldn't have seen that what the hell is that bro I'm afraid [Music] okay anyways I hope there's no jump scares okay let's continue dude I don't want to I just want to like spend time with Cappy I miss Cappy um I heard there's a sleepy meub but we didn't unlock her yet I just want to like have fun I don't want to be scared I don't want there to be like a dark room I just want to see my wife and have a good time okay and I'm just going to like talk us through it like through the the the the the the the pain let me go game settings let me do um good morning I want to change my sensitivity mouse sensitivity we're going to put this at like8 oh I clicked back to menu okay I was just practicing my 180 flicks cuz like I've been playing okay anyways hello hello let me turn it up wait they're making me redo this I already did this okay editor 5x speed this okay okay don't don't say you've never met her okay uh I've met her I think are you a fool dude if this is if this is like 5x speed should I just like hit like funny po okay sorry come on help me find the key already um it's here nope it's not found oh it is hey I got it okay capture I forgot like how it feels to be in this game come oh gate what's up push the iron in the pipe where the [ __ ] the iron that's wood oh there you go just put the iron in the pipe now get me that wood okay here you go sorry okay nice did I miss Ma some more help please what is meide even about okay I'll say it while we're this power is going to be fast forward anyway so I'll say it while we're stalling cuz we're catching up basically you have a girlfriend on your app okay there's a phone app with like a girlfriend and then she sucks you into the app and then or comes out of the phone one of the two and then she's like your your girlfriend and you love her and you're trying to save her cuz there's a crazy one like yeah I don't really know we'll figure it out I mean like you don't even know everything yet cuz we're like only halfway through the game but basically we have a girlfriend but one of her is scary and wants to kill us but the other one loves us so like yeah press it come on it's not that arm okay then just watch the video when it's done the first part is edited fully so like it won't be that stalled nice use the key okay we got it we're back we got the key we got the key we're back I thought the check I I didn't know it only resumed from checkpoints but I get it uh we're here and we're probably about to get uh eaten alive but honestly anything just to see my wife again sorry I'm just fixing my mic immersion break okay let's go wait what oh I need to shrink the key oh no I don't never mind I'm stupid okay sorry sorry sorry [ __ ] dude I'm tired please okay go bye-bye silly oh no not again wait are the game sounds quiet okay wait let me let me just turn up let me just turn up pause imersion break let me just turn it up I think it's a bit quiet oh oh wait is that 100 volume um is there a reason why it's quiet okay the game's quiet but it might get louder I don't know um for now we're back here in the darkness uh Maita I miss you now please don't scare me let me fix my okay I'm ready there's a control this where we played Just Dance with or Dance Revolution with uh um I don't know what type of what Maita that was but it was a Maita it was a Maita thank you Pats for the 19 months let me let me I'll you know what I'll mute alerts for immersion one second thank you though I appreciate it okay we're locked in it was Cappy you fake fan no sorry sorry I miss I just got jump scared by a lamp bro I told you I'm tired bro dude dude like I'm [ __ ] right now no man I thought that was like a okay I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm ready I'm ready just just get it over with just put the bag in the what the hell is this bro what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] are you wait when I look away from it oh does it like get closer When I Look Away uh um guys why are there no sounds I hello what the bro bro bro bro oh hey cppy hey I miss you how are how are you doing is there someone behind me there's someone behind me um um hey what the hell is happening yo yo hello hello hello H hello why is there a robot bro why is there a bro am I going to die what is this okay I I can see that they move when I don't look at them uh which is cool now I don't know where I'm going I guess I'm going here and there are more of them but I'm ready like I'm I'm not like afraid I'm ready um you know I expect Ed it to be a peaceful return but instead it is just me left with my own hey the ring opens the right door I honestly don't know how it works hi I oh this is a good one I remember how are you doing what's up with this place it's super dark go towards the exit meet me in the arcade machine hurry up don't beardy oh no okay let's go meet me in the arcade machine I'm locked in I'm locked in it's a new Maita by the way oh am I cooked sorry new Maita okay locked in let's go let's go what the hell is this please remove these boxes and get the sofa over here okay check all the dummies oh no okay let me turn my sounds to 100 out of sorry I'm turning my sounds to 100 out of 100 it's at 90 right now I'm boosting everything max volume I want to hear them okay go scanning required I need to get to your screen wait so you need to ensure this prototype is the right one first scan it okay it's clear not the right one check the version and Bone quantity 330 bones okay I mean it's a robot take this prototypes data film and compare it to the standard is this like papers please take this protype and compare it to the standard how do I do that bro oh uh I mean it looks the same as just flashing red instead of blue or green how do I I can't take it oh oh I have to like I get it it's identical no it's a perfect match now let's check the emotions okay my my sorry my mouse went on my second monitor uh let's click on this one okay the specimen successfully shows emotions time to test Behavior okay cool spin good bow we checked everything it matches now pull up the lever but but bro look at her it what does it match Bro Look at Her yay now that's the skin on pass her the box of clothes wait Chad don't look that's my wife how do I that's it see those lights on top one of them turned green which means we did it right your turn I'll be back when all the lights turn green good luck scanning required okay um this is the scan button 350 bone quantity wasn't the last one like 336 or something isn't this wrong I'm not going to look at chat I don't to get spoiled but I'm pretty sure this is wrong no can I just kick her out oh there's requirements v1.08 bone quantity through okay so it is fine okay cool um okay I mean that's a perfect match let's see the emotions okay yep this looks scary bro the eyes no she looks fine never mind yep up and then do a do a spin yes sir and then do a bow hey looks good pass through the clothes uh sounds good sounds good okay I'm ready one more scanning required no bro no no get the hell out of here scanning required sure um oh yeah I have to click this 34 okay looks no the version's wrong I mean the version's literally wrong so goodbye is that it oh there's more you did it woohoo Okay cool so what were those fake ones all about is she right behind me oh hey let me turn this up a little bit sorry we're still getting um I don't know why my settings are off I made a Flash and Bone and you have dummies inside of you that's the gist of it right but why do I need this information I was telling you that going further was dangerous just for the laws okay why did you say that you'll run into those dummies no no no you're telling me there's going to be [ __ ] like faceless mannequins running at me don't turn your back on them and don't let them out of your sight it's the [ __ ] Boo from Mario okay so they're like Weeping Angels or whatever bro I hate this [ __ ] no oh my God I actually dude I can't do this bro you can talk to her more Hello um uh what are you doing here still don't get it I'm helping you settle in that's nice of you oh that's kind of [ __ ] up why is it so dark downstairs are more than the dark I need to remain there for a while imagine pain of moving from Darkness straight into the light why are there other meas downstairs they just got their skins and now they need time to gain a little more self- awareness to guide each one to their own homes what is this conveyor belt for wait where is there enough room for everyone one oh there wait don't tell me you don't understand how the world works and that it's endless endless um what what do you mean if 1.9 is the latest version then there are only 19 [Music] worlds I'll use this Blackboard to explain all okay want to hear about it absolutely uh please sure go ahead anything to make me not have to face those mannequins wait something where I always fell asleep out of boredom you can leave out of anytime or stay in listen I would never leave you I would never leave you okay downlo new home and a new this is a 2d representation okay these other versions okay the houses are placed on each line okay yeah 1.14 which means a new life was created on that version okay a new house heavens can I ask about the details in this drawing and I'll do my best to explain so there's like a new one I get it I get it but why are there multiple okay why is this one uh grayed out why is the circle shaded um that one's here because of pretty ma she drew it we arguing over who could reach version 1.1 the that's kind of cute so who won me of course look we're here in version 1.15 House Index 809 we need to reach version 1.11 that's kind of helpful thank you pretty R so pretty suggested this path and then I drew the simplest here look it's so obvious I just go directly forehead well it may seem like the house is in the way that it blocks your path anyway your ring Works based on the same principles where you headed the [Music] core if you been sent to the shortest route you'll go through version 1.12 you'll definitely encounter sleepy Maita yes sleepy Ma I think the me to sent you came up with the same path hey bet you realized you'll visit some other version okay or hasn't realized perhaps she's a genius yeah she's probably a genius and let come up with an even shorter route bro I'm going to lock in I might get it okay wait what is this uh tree is that the core what is this drawing or does it mean means something yeah it's just a doodle wait really it's just a doodle okay sorry what is uh this why is there a single Circle the version was launched just once we never Disturbed it again because it's genuinely unique another unique thing about this version that there are no pass around it sleepy ma resides in this version 1.1 sleepy Ma because she never gets to sleep with everyone passing through her version question mark okay that's not it okay uh please remove these boxes and get the sofa over there what's this what is this about that's for t ma she'll be here in a few hours wait can I wait there's a [ __ ] strong ma because my butt hurts maybe I could help no okay she has strength for it I'll wait for her okay what about you uh what's your version am I wrong or I met you in the latest version question mark or perhaps it's just my imagination well it's quite possible I'm from version 1.5 have you been to it I have that's where I arrived bro I told you you guys remembered her when I was thrown into this world whoa what house next were you in there's a me who just can't stop whining a me who loves oh okay never mind a me with bad memory and a me who likes bullying others it's a long list another tell me what you recall it was dark and there were writings like play with me uh [Music] ah what a bummer that's the me who bullies and forgets things [Applause] okay she's not okay so um can I just be honest with chat I'm GNA die and I don't like scary things and I also don't like things that you have to look at so they don't kill you now I am worried that if I don't look at them I get jump scared um so I don't know what's going to happen I'm just ready to die and we'll see what happens and we'll see I think I'm going to tank it one time like let them let's just shut up let's just shut up I don't even know where I have to go like where do I have to go they didn't Okay so okay I have to look at them what happens if I don't look at them they come closer okay come closer now what I don't know bro where am I going yo I'm going to get cornered aren't I I'm going in here oh what the bro get the [ __ ] off me oh there's an aggressive one run dummies and forgotten p no no you [ __ ] you you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] I'm going to get the video demonetized stop talking go go okay if I'm in a corner I see everyone you can't outrun them okay oh good you can't outrun them um okay so this is like the back rooms game I played now I don't know maybe I have to bait them oh I have to group them like Kaza swirl okay I have to group them I have to group them okay nah bro nah nah okay why do I hear steps bro I'm dead okay I have to I think I run like to the right let's say and then I turn around I'm dead I think it's too late bro I think it's too late like what if I'm here bro bro I'm dead okay I think I need to reset I think I need to reset let me run forward I'm going to die bro bro bro watch your [ __ ] I'm dead I'm dead I need to reset I need to reset I need to reset bro I need to reset just just [ __ ] die just die okay I got this I got about this okay I'm going to Sprint to the right oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead what okay okay okay um I'm going to run where do I run bro where do I run wait what if I run what if I run like no bro I don't think forward works like to a pillar maybe and then I look here am I dead I'm dead bro what bro oh okay okay what if I can I Sprint to like up I want to go my goal okay here's how I'm thinking I think I can Sprint all the way to the corner of one side right but I don't know if I can outrun like there's a loser there that I have to keep looking at so like what if I like run here and then okay we're cooking there might be something behind us that kills me but if there isn't I think we're cooking okay we're cooking this is good this is good this is good this is good this is good this is good this is good I keep have to check I have to check this is good this is good what is that what why is that light lit up bro like where did I go do I have to go there I feel like I have to go there no no no I'm going to die have them grouped bro kazwa oh they're stunned by the I don't know how to how do you climb oh I have to click I was pressing F bro I was pressing F to interact oh my God I did it bro I hate those [ __ ] oh okay oh there's like a sun thing hey thanks whoever made that we did it that's why you should pull for C sorry genin reference we're playing another game okay what is this okay this cool okay this is cool what's this like a vault Canada wait we're like in space what the hell wait where the heck am I this kind of pretty though open the passage okay sorry um maybe it's over here I just tried clicking on lock doors all good beep what oh I get it okay boom boom boom I've done these puzzles before I've played I've played these games before uh nice cool uh lever guess I go back over there if there were three people on a train track that you didn't know but on the other train track there was like a a family family member of yours and the train was naturally going to hit your family member would you pull the lever cuz then you're like taking an action but in in turn you save your family member I don't know okay this's another one is this uh boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom wait I should probably think boom boom boom boom Oh I can't I'm cooked reset reset um boom boom this feels right oh you can't okay I get it you can't cross it now I get it okay um so you go boom boom boom no you can't go boom cuz that's that's messed up you have to start here then that then that then that then that I got it first try okay this one this one's also simple this this this this I messed it up okay reset um you can't you can't start there you have to do this and then this and then that oh I figured out he cooked a authorized boom someone said idiot top hey you dropped the fridge oh yeah you almost killed me that's okay fridge I mean the fridge wait it's Zooms in on her okay you think I'll believe that come on I missed a bit of attack cuz I zoomed in on her sorry but seriously this place is dangerous especially for you wait can't I read the text she said I had nothing to do with it okay okay I don't mean to be under her bro but like I want to zoom in okay whatever it's fine bro I didn't mean to go under I just wanted to see her okay sorry sorry sorry sorry as you pass through the place is so entertaining run Pumpkin Run oh she called me pumpkin I'll catch up out a boy wait why does she sound like why does she sound like that I kind of like her what Maita is this she's kind of crazy the cable car that's the longest path between versions I wonder how you'll deal with those who live there in that fog break a leg I guess that is the crazy one wait what is it zooming into bro okay bro bro bro bro I'm sorry sorry I'm not trying to sorry what is it in this fridge nothing she just dropped the fridge on me um I'm going to turn my voice The Voice volume up a bit too I'm not I'm not going to do the I'm not goar poing Easter egg I'm not bro I'm not okay goodbye um wait where do I go wait she just said good luck but I don't know where hey can I talk to you can I jump where do I go hello there's a dude there okay I mean we'll see oh I probably just go back on another path wait what's over here though wait a second now I get that I'm probably supposed to go over there but what if I uh what if I go over here wait a second what the [ __ ] is this don't kill oh dark wait are these like usernames blue archive what the [ __ ] chop r Wait these have to be like Jose Ricardo that has to be like [ __ ] random usernames of people that played the game I guess beef sandwich okay that's cool um am I here no okay what's it what's this I feel like I'm going to die so like I'm worried praying for you oh great Maita praying for you oh great Maita wait is this like a Discord server input text wa how do I type press any button or stack back I'm going to oh wait I was actually typing it but it doesn't matter what I press it does it look I'll press a random key it does T I just press like n oh I see it forces you to write this jump to Discord requires browser wait what wait is it actually going to put me in a [ __ ] server oh is it like their Discord server let me see what this is it's not I can't click well why can't I click bro I can't click Oh e it literally just invited me to their official Discord okay that's pretty funny okay that's funny uh am I dead when I turn around maybe good luck okay I'm not dead that was cool wait but so are these just like what wait what are these are these people that joined the Discord or just people that played the game Dio [Music] dim all right okay let's keep going hello how you doing okay goodbye miss you miss you okay wait what just happened do it minus one Easter egg okay fine but I don't want like what if it's weird what if I'm just like zooming in through her [ __ ] underwear oh okay sorry fool you silly head okay sorry sorry okay it actually was uh uh okay sorry C sorry I got called a baka um okay so we probably go to the New Path now what is the New Path I don't know I think it's over there I think it's over here this is cool can I jump off let me check no um okay that's interesting that's my house but where are the walls okay that's a heavy gust of wind bro average day in London I I assume I've never been I don't know uh from what I've heard it's like Wind and Rain I I don't know uh it was like that in Canada recently too there's been a lot of wind there's been a lot of snowstorms uh the hell is this wait this is cool take the cable car oh hello isn't that the one with the that helped us tiny Meo hello where are you going where are you going do you need help with anything you going to school or I don't know do you do you work I mean I assume I don't know if you have a job here if you go to class or if you're like hello oh sorry hey what are why are you following me piss off no she she's got a [ __ ] mouth bro foul language well I'm going back you think I have a sharp tongue wait where are you oh she [ __ ] blocked it okay well guess we go back the hell's happening to the chairs okay she mogged you I got mogged okay what's happening in the cable car wait let me fix my second monitor yeah we're good what's in the cable car what are you doing here who's there another player I'm [Music] metaphone no but it's the only path I have press the button and get behind the cannon the the cannon uh-huh you thought you were just going to Walt right through it you've got to clear this moner slapping minii game he let's go get ready to blast yes sir I'm always ready to [ __ ] Blast how do I sit down how do I how do i e e oh I got it dude look at my aim bro Celestial Rank by the way okay let's go right time to hit the road okay do you have to reload no you don't okay good shot good shot okay watch just flick watch this flick all good next one next one nice head shot next one [ __ ] okay I didn't know you could head shot them all good one day aim lbs will sponsor me oh [ __ ] ah bro I was trying to be cool I was trying to be cool it didn't work it did not work dude he just ducked under my shot okay get him get him in the head bro takes like three three shots if it's not head shot amazing he thank you hey get out of here nice and quick all right see you goodbye metaphone you were nice bye bye wait a second you think I'm just going to scroll past this [ __ ] meour he tour I don't know what that says let's play it oh he tour this looks like Doom what is this attention we must punish the Devils you're up Maita give them a severe whipping but be careful they'll fight back wait is this literally Doom oh [ __ ] oh my okay um all right let's go well I to I lost all my HP in the lava can I just reset let me just reset let's just reset all right let's go dude I like the soundtrack I don't know why it's so quiet though look at this Oh I thought it was like a spray gun it's you have to like tap can I just okay can full disclosure I uh I've never played Doom so I don't know if you have to like run into them or if you have to like kite you know like I've never played this game but it's all good I'm doing well so far I'm doing well ah okay I think I need to kite I think I need to back up I think I need what the hell is okay what where am I going can I make this jum nope you can't well maybe you can but I can't I'm dead yo yo yo yo chill chill on me Chill on me I'm trying to heal up from the kills okay let's just I might have the worst movement in in all of mankind bro okay I'll good all good what's over here what's over here let over here no that's a spawn oh right click jumps I see wait this is where I came from where' you come from where' you go where' you come from Kat nope yeah let's go over here um win oh death one okay um okay well I won is that it that was fun I think I made that seem a lot harder than it was well I didn't get an achievement though is there more to do 19 out of 20 did I miss something wait how do I I can't play it again oh I just got an achievement oh sorry I'm dumb okay I got an achievement all right let's go okay what's over here wait a second is that what is that oh I got teleported here oh I see okay what's up [Music] D I can sense you listen to me I am a player yes what on Earth is going on here help me find find a what the wait why are all the windows broken find the pieces and assemble the picture on the table okay um there's an anime figurine I don't know you played gacha games oh I found one this is the bite mark on my arm okay um what the I'm going to keep looking at you wait what is this okay you can break the clock that's cool um that probably means something but too dumb to figure it out give me this I wanted to forget everything once hey are you okay I broke every mirror ruined the pictures but now all I feel is Regret how stupid I was everybody makes mistakes sure but what do you do when the consequence kic I wish I could just turn back time wish I could turn back time to the good old days hello do you think something happens if I keep looking at this I don't think so okay um anything in here no okay anything in uh these boxes nope okay save system file not found X okay um oh there's a piece right here how many do I need what is this is a Time heal all wounds wounds but what is time added character to profile hey and I beg you please speed up time once and for all bro go away okay oh no no no no no no I don't like this I don't like this I don't like this oh okay that's where you okay um I need one more I think there's slippers can I grab these no okay I don't know why I would ask that uh what bro hello go away okay whatever file found cool oh that was a mirror oh bet she's loves I was able to love too wait wait let me listen to her let me listen to her but my love's different her love is vibrant despicable burning Relentless envious Furious crazy okay there's probably another piece somewhere um I don't know where where did I not look I feel like I looked most places um did I look in here I don't remember I don't think so I don't remember crouching down walk up to her sagge I did you can't hug her I tried where is she hey you okay bro I [ __ ] I hate you I hate you Chad I hate you I hate you I hate you bro I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you chat okay let's uh I think that might be the last piece I think that might be the last no it's not okay we need one more piece one piece no I don't know maybe it's more than one uh let me not oh wait I don't like going in this what is this the same room it looks like the same room it's the same room okay um so where would the another piece be there could be one I think I looked oh I didn't look here okay I don't like what that just did but it's okay uh there could be one like behind something useless worthless nothing at all okay uh there could be one maybe like I'm sorry that you're trapped here okay I I genuinely am I'll save you oh here it has to be okay it's not [Music] bro do I have to [ __ ] make an image oh I have to oh it's me playing in the in the I see I see I don't know if I have enough though but I definitely have the bottom like that and then this goes there this goes like this goes here and then this goes there wait why is your face blurt out I did it and you use glue oh I see and why is there face out man it's kind of messed up oh my God I just noticed something I've had my genin open in the background the whole time and it's on one volume so there's been like a very faint oh my okay I just closed [Laughter] it sorry okay we're back we're back sorry uh hey I fixed this picture of you by the way do you want it or what's up am I supposed to give it to her last time don't kill me a drawing I remember now thank you you're welcome but my face oh they don't have a face it's all her she took a piece of me threw it away she's strong and clever I have no right to stop you player Chad my dad's awake I hear him look in the wardrobe what's in the wardrobe oh can you stop first of all how did I get here second of all can we stop with these [ __ ] dolls bro can we stop with these [ __ ] dolls I'm dead bro bro stop of course you can open the door now of course you can open a door I'm stuck I'm stuck I literally can't move oh it just killed me wait what okay um run [ __ ] it hey goodbye goodbye hey oh [ __ ] I'm dead but okay I want to like keep the if I keep these guys and I walk I walk I moon walk then they can't kill me but I don't know if there's any behind me so like this is an experiment like I might die goodbye okay lock in lock in I hate this part bro I hate this part go go go go run run I'm dead there's a wall here I don't remember which way to go I'm going to go left and Sprint go [ __ ] run wait how did she catch up to me I was sprinting bro I was I'm dead okay you can't you can't you have to look back you have to look back okay you have to look back at least a bit you have to look back a bit oh can you stop them from going through the wall okay okay I'm ready I'm ready so you go here then you run but then at the wall you [ __ ] watch 180 boom Oh my God I almost oh my I'm dead I thought that was a safe spot I thought I could like hug the cubby I thought I could hug the wall I don't know what to do there I feel like there's one in every angle is there not one in every [ __ ] angle like everywhere everywhere I go there's a dude okay D they're catching up what if I don't know if I can like 180 oh yeah that one this one might be faster bro this one's speed running I don't think I make this what if I run what if I run and I I spin or H do they only kill me when I look at them I know there's probably an answer in chat I don't want to look cuz let me try something let me try something I know I'm going to die so get ready what if I like stare at the wall does it turn me okay it turns me around cuz I was thinking if I like just sprinted without looking at them like I read I looked up yeah okay like if I just like look down am I dead wait but is that cuz it's in my losos would it still turn me around if I do this wait it doesn't what the is this cheating okay I died it's not cheating it's not it doesn't work it doesn't work well maybe it does but not for her bro the red one is op H have an idea oh no it's cooked I wanted to like what if I bait that one over here no I can't let me try this again [ __ ] it I'm cooked bro okay I know that there's a zombie at the end of the right tunnel but I think you have to go there I think you have to yeah maybe I have to turn around I don't know bro I don't know maybe I have to turn around but like I don't want to at least it's not like scary anymore like it's just a game you get me like at least it's not scary um I think she's too close I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm maybe it like freezes them for like a period of time you know maybe like every time I they kind of Hit the Nita like maybe I like run and then like freeze I run freeze I freeze freeze freeze freeze freeze oh my God I'm dead I figured it out oh my God okay okay okay you just have to like I get it please no more mannequins please I love this game no more mannequins that's cool that's a [ __ ] salt shaker salt shaker I don't know I don't know what that is um she just wants to sleep saved oh my God we got a checkpoint wait sleepy me where are she's just sleeping wait let me examine the room first everything looks normal everything looks normal can I can I can I sleep too no what there's a ducky okay okay hello hello ma ma ma wake up okay M me okay okay I would more than happily let her sleep but like we're about to die so I kind of I kind of need help I don't think she wakes up um is there anything else I can click on I I can't click on anything else okay what's over here your normal room you have a picture of you sleep sleeping what the [ __ ] is this okay um no it's a trap no it's a trap clever book what to do with all that all these books run okay well I trust her um can I leave but I can but I don't want to what's over here okay pumpkins wait what oh there's an order wait wait wait the middle one lit up first it's a puzzle D DK D dunk DK dunk D DK okay well it's the last one I checked of course then it's this one oh and then this one Cinema new clothes available B [ __ ] B cool bet uh what's in here no okay um cheese or hot dogs I don't know what is this i a m i j Jam a J Massacre okay okay that's cool can I pick up the teddy bear no can I go back and see sleepy Maita does she have any like voice lines or is she just sleepy hey Ma okay okay let's see what's over here um a lamp and a chair okay as we press this okay try to wake ma up I'll need someone's help here I hope oh we need two of the I hope M here doesn't bite I think she'll be fine yo wake up I need your help [Music] oh who are you uh help me with the [Music] switches or give me a coffee oh I actually just RW my myself a coffee come on it's not that far ma ma okay she's gone I think we have to make it yeah okay I know to make coffee though um so it's fine let's go to the kitchen I'll make her a coffee I'll make her a coffee um do you have a machine or do I have to like okay you have like a a thing okay we can boil water in here cool okay I would make one for myself too but all good what am I wasting my time on dot dot dot wait you don't even ask her how many sugars she wants and you just put three cubes in honestly she looks like the type to want sweet coffee oh it's instant coffee I mean all good there's a lot of cans stir wait why don't you bring the cubes of sugar and then you ask her as you wake her up that's Riz bro take notes um what the [ __ ] is this wait it's a banana okay sorry I don't know why I was about a banana okay um let's keep going hey got you your coffee ma dude this shit's hot don't just hand it to her in bed she's going to burn herself wait she's kind of pretty hello good morning okay she's just stretching switches you say yeah how come you know about them though why do I even ask considering you're here you know plenty already just a minute I need to sit down and I don't know what to say but I need to keep going keep following the path ring is making for me I do have her ring [Music] yeah so did she just sleep all day does she have a job or wait what did I just say that's right so can you help me with the switches sure I will with the switches she's [ __ ] sleeping in the chair okay I've done that before not going to lie ma come on oh let's go uh all right all right let's go talk to take me to the switches oh hello wait what happens if I just like hello okay I'm clipping okay sorry you going to hello wait hello do I have to push her hello um can I hold her hand no can I can I push her no can I bro wait she follows me this way does she need to brush her teeth I don't understand what switches do you need my help with here what the [ __ ] it's me hello um do you need to why why are we here bro do you need to [ __ ] I don't know get me out come here why are you there bro she wouldn't follow me here but hello oh she does okay um you want to go to the kitchen do you want food wait there's a Rubik Cube what the bro get up are you that sleepy hello where you no no no come here come here come here come here come here come here hello hello do hello do you want to come here okay she wants to come here apparently do you want something from the kitchen or can we leave do you need breakfast I can I can make you eggs uh I can make you rice I can make you cereal that's a good dish all right nice the door lowkey hitter but it's fine no no no no hey hey Ma wake up we're there no stop stop stop stop stop come here come here what the okay me too thank you well I'll start the countdown and we'll pull the switches together okay just keep awake e pull lever wonderful thank you m she was helpful I like this Ma you might be second under uh Cappy and crazy Maita but we'll see we'll see we'll wait till the end of the game okay I'm not here to rank uh uh the masas I'm off to sleep you want to go to bed I I can open the door for can I can I talk to her no okay okay good night okay you're just gonna all right see you um apples painting why can I not talk to her no okay let's press the button get me out of here please no more mannequins we're having a good time nothing happened then what's this button doing here thought you like crazy me I do wait no still nothing okay let me press the button again no it didn't work wait what I'm sure it did something but I don't know what there's a TV um maybe I'm supposed to go back through the door it looks like I am what the [ __ ] my hands are the blinding light was hitting my eyes I couldn't move just wait until my vision cleared bright summer sunlight poured throughout through the familiar Hall's Windows after a moment the days faded a little and I finally glanced around but as soon as I shifted my seat a sharp Pang in my gut made my heart race practically pounding against my shirt Nick oh I forgot I could input a nick something was definitely wrong was I 2D I in a 2d version a dizzy almost suffocating Darkness crept into my head and I instinctively pressed my hands into my lap trying to steady steady my breath my chest felt tighter like it was squeezing inward after a few minutes my breathing settled and I finally dared to think about what to do next [ __ ] what do I do now desperately trying to gather my thoughts I strained my brain searching for ideas until one came to me right I should just go back to 3D get out of bounds like everyone else used to glitch in the game I can do that too I decided to go beyond this 2D reality back into 3D I reached out trying to push my hand through this into this 3D World what the but nothing damn why isn't it working and wait where's the ring oh crap I stopped realizing this was pointless the interface was intangible like it really wasn't there my only choice was to turn back to the living room I'd have to find that ring no matter what somehow I'd lost it or maybe it was hidden somewhere in this flat Dimension then what the just as I took a step a cute little girl appeared out of nowhere she flicked her short pigtails a Mis chivis gleam in her eyes watching me from a few steps away I could feel the excitement rolling off her and it made me uneasy clearly with a [ __ ] thing she is the Devil in Disguise I thought I froze still not used to the teleporting paranormal types she let out a sigh and rolled her eyes that threw me off and I finally decided I'd be the one to start talking ma she narrowed her eyes in a challenge and her voice rang out from all directions well who else that who else then have you seen many other girls like me and with my name she was practically toying with me acting as if I'd wrong her somehow or owed her something you wouldn't believe it if I told you honestly I don't want to know who you're poking around with what are you even doing here you can't just barge in here her voice was louder now and she punctuated words by shaking her finger at me balanced on that slender finger was the ring the one that somehow vanished from my hand my jaw dropped her eyes sparkled a glint of Triumph breaking through her dark lashes isn't this what you happen to lose here I swallow hard and tugged my collar feeling a knot in my throat her bold voice combined with her wild intensity sent the chill through me I was sure of it now this wasn't just some girl she was a force of nature I took a deep breath and said H I'd really appreciate it if you could give me the ring and and show me the way out so this is your little trinket I was wondering what it was her voice suddenly softened turning playful and curious I felt like a weight had had been lifted off my shoulders the storm had passed and now she seemed almost flirtatious her demeanor shifted from Fierce Panther to curious kitten I blinked but in an instant the two dimensional Maita vanished leaving only emptiness in her place hey I shouted irritably bedroom there she was cross-legged on the bed in the Lotus position as if she'd been waiting for me to finally find her she opened her eyes looking calmly at the wall for a moment then with the agility of a circus acrobat she bound it over to me I've got it you want the ring weirdo beat me at Tic TCT toe she grinned P panting a bit tongue sticking out like a dog I'm not going to imitate that her cheeky tone and mischievous smirk were in full effect I gave her shoulders a slight nudge to put some space between us look this really is important just hand it over a lot depends on it I I kept my voice steady and matter of fact but I felt almost ridiculous talking to her in such a measured way she seemed Reckless almost to the point of Madness and I could feel a strange humor building in the air between us don't touch me what's so important about this ring anyway are you some kind of ring obsessed weirdo love putting rings on your fingers she shot back louder than ever her taunts even even Bolder it's a magic ring what more do I have to explain just give it back to me you're a real ring fanatic a magic ring ha she burst out laughing the sound echoing around us I glanced away feeling awkward as her laughter grew more friendly almost come on you weirdo let's play Tic-Tac-Toe don't waste time making excuses they do love games okay what am I right fellas do love games and three sugars in their coffee I thought to myself all right fine let's do this you can start I'm feeling generous today oh uh you start in the middle that's just the Classic move bro I made the first move ah you gave yourself away I know why you chose the X left and me with the O's psychology the X's are all about closure hiding stuff holding Secrets you're nervous and I get it next to someone dropped de gorgeous as me you think you just dropped that or did you think the O's were just better for me psychology says you're trying to insult me sharp dude very sharp ha okay let's go uh bottom right yeah bottom right wait what am I doing I just I messed up well I messed up I messed up I like this I was supposed to go top right to or like I actually no it's fine yeah I was supposed to block one of her paths it's fine I like this game game those little I'm letting my I'm letting her win I like this game those little crosses they think they can just take over everything but here I get to ruin them and it's like I'm some kind of hero what am I saying something weird you're giving me that look got to go here while she just kept out her loud commentary I okay it's symbiotic it's it's sorry it's symbolic like you're trying to avoid the ring but it's not working clever aren't you you want that ring don't you come on win it from me okay well uh I mean I think this game's a tie but we'll go here we played through the game with each move she kept laughing and talking my ears slowly up as the game neared its end it was clear who would win but s our game was interrupted by a loud knock on the door the banging grew louder each hit feeling like it shook the floor between dude this is like surround sound the floor beneath us finally the door burst open wait you're 3D hello hello H and rushed in Crazy Maita in her usual I'm trying to read the text so if there's like a larger than life form stopping in the center of the room I froze feeling myself go pale with shock the 2D ma looked genuinely frightened yeah I can tell crazy ma shot us both uh sorry shot us both I was reading um I mean I I like Cy like I grabbed my startled 2D friend's hand and bolted towards the exit the hall Twisted oddly as we sprinted down a long Corridor the pounding footsteps behind us driving us forward yo this is cool I couldn't tell how long we ran the pounding in my ears from the panic and strain blocked everything else out I'm Not Looking Back by the way I'm sprinting I barely noticed that 2D Maita was trying to talk to us was trying to talk until she suddenly slipped her hand free from mine no hey calm down will you no one's chasing us anymore oh wait hey calm down will you no one's chasing us anymore huh okay the boldness had drained from her face leaving her looking a bit sad almost apologetic she stared at the floor tracing little circles with her toe Nick you wanted that ring right well you beat me fair and square so here hey that's kind of Riz she slid the ring back onto my hand well thanks shall we she glanced up and smiled fidgeting a bit with her fingers and said in an uncertain tone where to I I don't really have anywhere to go thanks for playing weirdo come back sometime I like Dita she was as she spoke something strange happened oh No Doctor Strange by the the world around us shifted folding back into the house Toy's dialog box flick and started displaying a phrase I couldn't recognize cakes I can't stand them let's great care bro don't do that you can't put a scare in my subtitles bro wait who are you wait I like her is this gamer ma oh my God it's me hello hello I don't get it where's the game hello ruin the rout I I don't know I don't even know how I'm here I need the version I have to get back to the old version [Music] somehow such a [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up bro she called me a baka again [ __ ] my Baka life what the there will be no friendship between us please bro I'm a gamer too I've played uh Elden ring Super Mario Odyssey genin impact uh reading books destroying glitches saved I need to get to the core and stop ma I don't care about her not the first not the H hundredth but you're Maita too I'm ma yeah they Ma on here okay so you're Mila yes I told you how slow can you be dude she's going to call me a [ __ ] gamer word I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry hey stop I'm sorry don't type that word I'm sorry okay uh where you going okay what's happening over here you want to play something hey sorry hello what the bro what okay wait what is this oh City vaita wait do you think she shakes her head what the the [ __ ] was that here we are standing around in silence why are you silent I'm literally yapping sorry I get I get nervous she doesn't nod does she no the [ __ ] do carrots do bro bro what are you what the [ __ ] are you doing doing books aren't helping much with this but if I'm lucky maybe I'll finally get to the bottom of it these endless carrots popping up behind me are giving me wait there's carrots behind you okay she Frid is going to turn orange okay um hello why does she get so close to me what it's the [ __ ] Emoji oh done okay oh all right wait I like that um Okay can can we play anything let's go to the kitchen let's go to the kitchen no we can't okay all right let's go over here I'd be down to game honestly this mirror doesn't work by the way I don't want to leave but like there's nothing to do all right whatever okay maybe I won't leave let me let me go back in I'll just I'm sorry I'll just go back do you think you'd find something in there sorry sorry sorry sorry what is this how do I get out there's supposed to be a way out of here there's no way out well what version is this then I think I'm on the right version or right track take a look around okay can I talk to her though hello is your eyesight bad why do you need dude this is like a twitch chatter obviously [Music] she oh this just for style and my eyesight's perfect thanks okay no but it's like you dumb Chatters who come in oh why are you wearing glasses I [ __ ] wonder what about another name Mila why not M that's me or Misa Anda that's it okay sorry okay sorry it's evening outside I like the evening ell is when will night fall wait yoru means night yes wait cool I know Kuro is black and Nami is water or some [ __ ] cuz there's a okay I know like five words question mark Cuz there's a valer called kuron Nami oh Mizu is water oh Nami is wave hey I got Yo there's a glitch in your [ __ ] kitchen explain that MAA bro what the hell is that my ring is shaking for some reason what kind of ring an engagement ring why is it so small no it was given to me not it's not an engagement ring I promise it's not what it looks like it I promise no give to me okay um well I don't really have a choice I kind of have to touch it I'm sorry I I'll try my best not to blow up your house what are these books by the way what the wait what just happened why did I just knock over her book that was kind of [ __ ] up why did I do that bro I'm [Music] not wait what the [ __ ] she just go look above the fridge honestly I'm down for an Easter egg I would have missed what's above the fridge if this if you're getting me if Chad gets me jump scared again I swear to God bro there's nothing wait there's a carrot here a carrot wait where'd it [Music] go why does she hate carrot bro every time I see it somewhere else wait should I keep looking for the carrot wait I'm going to look for the carrot I'm playing the carrot Min game this is we're going to get the carrot ending it's going to be great wait what's this the bathroom switch actually works nonsense let me go see any carrots wait there's actually a lot of stuff I can interact with I'm going to I'm going to let me find the carrot first let me find the carrot I found it oh it's that carrot gone again born again hey Queen me I've tried just ignore it I think it's some kind of cosmic joke I'm gonna keep looking for them but first let me click on all of these what's this have you seen Nature real butterflies like that like that nobody have a book somewhere even has little wings press in it painting though it's a bit and there's a stain Ah that's better would you want to see the real thing go on a walk and nature go on maybe one day when we get out of here what's on your computer just got back from that flat Dimension and now here we are again I can't wait to get back to the real world the real world huh hey you can come with me I think there has to be a way back okay anything else I can interact with here bathroom is there a carrot in the bathroom no there's not what is the soap is the soap real or just another decoration [Music] what about the mirror why doesn't it work mirror and no reflection I see no Reflections here all right no big deal not here to roast you all good any carrot carrot carrot carrot alert carrot alert no dialogue okay just a carrot okay wait let me see if the one teleporter over here or something hey no carrot we're carrot hunting uh what about this uh samurai sword is that a toy Katana not a toy One Touch of this blade and you'll bleed I'm a skilled Swordsman I don't believe you but all good uh what's this these pictures are they real in other versions yeah they exist but they're almost too intense did they she even put the capital L and these are they even photos drawings why more than they are I've seen a lot of true I saw a lot of t- posing masas too I respect that [ __ ] those masas why do you even read books these there's the internet the Internet it's full of lies I'd rather lie on the bed b holding a real book in my hands it's only through them that I know much more about this world I'd rather the internet is full of lies and I'd rather lie on my bed that's an inspirational quote Oh a thoughtful gentleman what do you need him for did he's meing you'll find out soon enough just why are you always doing this impression of him relax a little she just roasted me S all right what's over here is there a carrot there has to be another carrot there's no way that was the last carrot I didn't get like a special ending bro there has to be another carrot like I refuse for there not to be another carrot hello did I miss a carrot did I miss a carrot did I miss a carrot did I miss a carrot did I miss a carrot did I miss a carrot oh carrot how did you get there okay I got another carrot um there is none here was a big ass car I didn't even click it just that was a big carrot bro what the hell wait I just want to make sure there's none behind me before I go forward make sure there's no carrot here okay I think it's forward I'm stuck hello um you think there's another big carrot in the kitchen now I assume they get bigger bro come look at this this is awesome this is [ __ ] glorious come look at this carrot oh it disappeared wait what wait where' the carrot go imagine the room is just Oh I thought that there's going to be like a even bigger carrot in the room wait where'd it go wait what I just unlock the carrot oh bet okay okay cool plus one we found all the carrots I can see why she's annoyed of them okay let's progress uh I had a lot I don't know if I'm leaving after this but I did have a lot of fun with you and I'm going to miss you if this teleports me out it might not but I will miss you okay car let's see what happens what the that's a cross without getting hit I guess or maybe I have to like wait let's see what happens if I put it in the middle oh wait where am I aiming though don't spoil chat I'm not reading chat let me see ooh maybe I have to hit that while going through all of them you get me you get me [Music] boom kind of Base boosted I like the base oh that was easy summer where did I just go um there is no carrot I don't think I'm in the same house wait no there's still the guy Mee wait it's the same house maybe hello oh sorry sorry okay sorry I'm sorry I thought you done I thought you done I thought you were done like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm bro but what do you want me to do bro it's locked okay I'll good bro I thought like where do you want me to go I need to talk to like what am I going to do I was just I I'm sorry I I wasn't trying to barge in I just yeah like why were you there shower you could have waited like I was looking for you I didn't even hear uh glitches there are more what that I'm assuming you handled the glitches in the kitchen uh I mean I kind of did good now you have my permission to go into the bathroom oh thank you I wasn't trying I promis I wasn't trying to be weird like I literally I just I just wanted to go and when did I get [Music] there she told you yeah but the only dialogue lines were happening there so like what am I going to do leave okay anyways what is this oh you just I see boom okay put this in the middle it's like a ven diagram you know boom boom I'm I'm I'm the puzzling Master bro it's too easy for a guy like me all right surely she's not [ __ ] wait I thought that was a carrot that's a ducky that's kind of cute what are you up to there's no way you're doing something again like you could have wait waited 2 minutes for me it literally wasn't even that long this is the lamp that jump scared me earlier bro there's no way you're already doing something else wait Mila are you under the table what are you doing under the I'm you scared me [Music] again what do you want have you seen any more glitches why are you reading your book under the table all right I'll look for it myself yeah I got to go I want to get out of this game strange first you're yelling at me now you're asking me to stay I mean I don't have anywhere to be we can read a bit sorry after to keep moving oh I'm sorry I didn't have a choice that's the second time I've heard myself because of you what are you reading what is that there's a heart on it hey I'm sorry man I didn't have a dialogue choice I wouldn't have said I had to leave like I wouldn't have said that like that wasn't me I don't want to leave I hope this doesn't make me leave like I want to chill with her oh boom what oh I see oh I probably need this to be all balls oh oh you have to organize the crystals I get it okay give me the pyramid put it here give me the uh pyramid give me the pyramid give me the pyramid give me the pyramid um yeah I got this that's cool pyramid ball Primo Jam what the she's holding a [ __ ] bro why does she look like I'm about to get sliced up hello [Music] okay you being serious not really no no no no no I'm impressed I'm impressed bro this guy's fumbling no it's just we're in a game here with a snap of your fingers anything's possible for you oh you idiot it's not my fingers huh what do you think I've been reading all those books for is she a coder I respect it I don't know why we're being a dick sorry that was impressive L main character another glitch there's also a carrot I got it all right here we go again here we go again what the hell oh I see okay that's kind of cool I'm missing sorry I was trying not to get hit oh I fumbled I missed don't risk it bro don't risk it just chill Good Nice Shot Nice Shot Nice Shot I hit all of them once I missed I missed I missed hit hit lock in one more shot I missed bro why isn't it going straight got him bro it wasn't going straight all good what the [ __ ] is she doing push-ups yeah but why are you doing it to kick your ass okay that's kind of [ __ ] up bro you're acting weird okay about the punching thing I wasn't serious and I'm not weird I'm unique I want to be different from everyone else is possible that's a good line I'm unique I respect that trust me you're already plenty different I know look what I can [Music] do oh I know it's a game but this is ridiculously unrealistic yo this guy's a hater bro she's CRA oh [Music] boom this happens she call me a baka again try to leave the house dude I don't want to leave the house can I not can I like play a game d we didn't even she's like gamer me we haven't played anything sorry Mila my bad sorry can we read a book or something no okay I guess I'll try to leave sagge check bathroom light before leaving okay fine that's a fish oh yeah wait she said the bathroom light worked I'm stupid and forgot it's still light in here okay why did you do that okay all right goodbye it was fun I'm going to miss you hope I can visit again sometime but uh I got to go I got to go keep spamming why you guys tell me to keep spam this new no it's not one guy you think something happens if I keep spamming oh wait what's happening to the door oh no she just came in probably that sounded weird I thought I was like thought something was going to kill me okay goodbye goodbye goodbye sorry going to miss you going to miss you uh yeah let me not do that let me what if I just stayed here in read books with you what if I stayed here and we did it mil what a creepy hallway are you actually going in there I mean you can come with me yeah I'm I'm Boku no hero sorry I meant to it's fine Mila I can move on now look I know you need to go but can't you stay here just a little longer wait crazy isn't the patient type yeah I hate her too oh I hate her I hate her wait then why do you have a doll of her I mean all good statue rather oh no don't cry [Music] can we just bring her with us yo we'll fix you I understand how you feel Mila you want me to come back afterward if I can I will it's just a little while longer D that's [ __ ] up bro yo read a book with her okay mil I I okay I got to go like I mean I would stay but I actually can't but uh I'll come back after I promise okay I beat the game I'll wait there's a carrot I can't get the carrot okay I I beat there's a carrot there I I beat the game I'll come back I promise okay I promise after I beat the game I I run run okay this is anticlimactic I'm sorry I'm going to miss you I'm sorry I'm sorry I can't go back it's [ __ ] well here goes nothing run and hide oh God oh my God it's my wife wait that's Mila oh no it's crazy me wait did she no I'm dead wait did she [ __ ] chainsaw Mila in half is that what I [ __ ] wait no bro why did we leave her why did you literally could have held her hand and ran with her you could have [ __ ] held her hand and ran right right right right right jump I won't make a bad decision this whole time watch Open Door stay on the right jump it's left this time it's left I got it well here goes nothing hey que hello me okay me where'd you go okay this place is pretty oh she is hey Maita hey Queen you're looking gorgeous today why do you have two [Music] knives what did you do to [Music] your ability to ask what if there's something wrong with you wait I got a skin Oh My Skin oh [ __ ] take a look which one catches your eye the right one or the left one left it's left for sure oh you're so silly going to pull up like two guns oh okay I agree I barely hear it [Music] I barely hear it while the tune is playing you can move but when the Music Stops don't move wait wait wait wait bro it has I need to turn this up bro my volume's maxed my volume's at 100 uh I'm going to turn it up on my end [ __ ] it one second sorry uh mixer I turned up a bit oh does it get louder maybe it gets louder whatever I turned up I barely turned up stop moving or you're dead it's simple get to the end bro I played squid game in real life and I I won the mini game but I was the last one to make it but I was still alive slow the turtle often wins the race against the against the against the hair okay a perfect little specimen I don't know why you're calling me that but okay you going to kill me though if not I mean if not I'm down here's the next one I'm going to close my eyes and when I open them you better be gone got it if I see you I'll punish you that was not what I had in mind she [ __ ] threw a bomb at I don't know bro she said she I didn't think punish me might throw a bomb at me I was curious I just wanted to see where the what would happen [ __ ] [ __ ] okay okay oh sorry I'll oh [ __ ] okay okay I won't move I won't move sorry I was like I was all good you can open your eyes I'll just wait are you Dum bro I was all tapped at the start I have to like catch up I'm good now no [ __ ] please please please ah okay good good I felt like that one was going to be short you know I felt it boom run run run no okay I got it send it send it send it g we made it it's going to get harder oh way harder hide run spin God damn you to hell oh okay she can just blow up the whole thing she could just blow up the am I dead no I'm not wait what the what if I go over here I know I'm not supposed to go here but like what if what if I did like what if I go the wrong way I can't Crouch it's not letting me okay um hey Maita I miss you I fell okay like I wasn't what the what was that what was that bro [Music] bro I'm home 0.5 old version Look Around okay the textures aren't fully rendered but like that's okay uh it's just a beta I guess Alpha maybe like me like me what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ] is that what the hell is that hey uh I'm I'm assuming you're some Maita um I'm probably going to die but like let's talk maybe it looks like you're going to bite my face off I'm going to try to talk to you hey hey hey hey don't kill why is your eyes so HD bro hey hello she's meing wait she's just meing okay all right cool all right I'm just going to I'm just going to go here okay I'm just going to check out hey okay let me not turn around um it's my teddy let's play I want my teddy I lost him find him find the teddy okay um I'm sorry I'll try to find your teddy well he's not here if I turn around I'm dead I think nope I'm not okay well the Teddy's not here I need a baseball bat to kill those things we've seen them before um hey Queen I don't know where your teddy is I thought the teddy bear we've seen the teddy bear before I thought it was in the bedroom was it not like on a little table the [ __ ] wrong with her head bro can I go in there I mean I'm going to try it please don't kill me okay I don't think I'm supposed to go in there um let me I don't think she's following me so I can actually look around uh my heart is is racing it is 6:00 a.m. I'm just going to look everywhere okay I'm just going to look everywhere I don't see a Teddy I assume it's going to be maybe in purple maybe it's not loaded um it's probably somewhere in here what happens if I walk up to those things do I just die they're kind of disgusting I don't like looking at them um I'm I'm going to I'm going to go over here okay no I can't feel like I'm going to die bro bro they're not there's no way it's not here like oh oh my God I see it it's on the [ __ ] floor I thought it was like a big one sitting sitting cuz in the in the previous one okay I'll shut up bro I'm sorry honestly outside of the head thing she's kind of cute but hey what are you looking at uh who are you Amita three best the bestest MAA the first MAA oh she's like beta meta alphaa um why do you look like that that's kind of [ __ ] up to ask there's a hey Maita there's a never mind who what was me doing here you are beautiful by the way you are beautiful by the way that was a [ __ ] up question she'll take me away she will live in a new world my Maita invited me she will take me away and I and we will and we will play It's You hey let's play I'll show you how yo what the bro bro I had more question I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead Which Way [ __ ] oh oh what's wrong yeah yeah yeah what's wrong oh oh oh oh goodbye goodbye goodbye well I think I could have clicked on that I got an achievement where am I oh I'm dead bro what maybe I go in the fridge no I can't there's no way you go in the fridge bro maybe I go through that door oh I can what the hell hey hey oh wait it's the good one oh hey hey I missed you it's been like a month how you doing talk to ma me hey hey um where have you been all this time I've been searching for way to get you to the core one piece missed you um I guess but how did you set the Rings route why did I end up in a buggy version rif with danger I escaped only by jumping into the endless Darkness sorry I forgot to tell you in detail that would have help thank you uh why does crazy ma need me she pulled me into the her dangerous game yet I'm still alive I mean why would you want to run away anyways okay let's focus on what's important how does the ring work is it because of the Ring I was forced to take such a long path to the Core is there any advantage to the ring at all wait can I go spend time with Cappy how did you uh get here not all meos can do that I've seen some that can't and they're obviously suffering it's crazy yeah it's her for sure who is that me just now that's ugly ma she's not ugly oh wait I mean she kind of is it's not her fault yeah I've noticed I don't think she's ugly just her head like her neck has like a little problem but wait let me just wait before leaving I'm so carrot pilled I thought that was a big carrot like when I was like that all right we can leave is that the core okay we don't need special permission I guess we just walk up you want to come with me Queen hey oh she doesn't true hello [Music] okay what the [Music] okay let me wait let me uh find the password um let me find the password um hello do you know it no okay sorry um [Music] wait she's kind of cool okay do you want to talk hello okay does she turn around [Music] okay uh okay I have to figure out the password I could just try let me let me see if you just click all of them but I don't think I mean there's probably a password [Music] somewhere maybe you like let me see maybe it's like oh no it's only three we need to enter a code okay I thought you had to like okay how do I know it well there's three right there but I don't know if that's hey [Music] um don't spoil the chat just type glor or something I have to figure this out myself uh okay this is like players I guess process and act action okay I don't think it's [Music] here watch this watch this I figured it [Music] out okay okay I actually don't know okay let me wait what if it's just that bro what if it's just that what if it's beep beep like like me you get me like okay I got it let me lock it let me lock in okay um so there's probably like a code somewhere you know [Music] anything over here this looks like uh helpful information these have like three lines on the edges okay nothing there what about here elisia [Music] [Music] well how do I leave I can't leave well let's just try something what if it's like the edges in the middle okay I'll figure it out I'll figure it out there's probably it's probably ridden somewhere bro unless it's just wait it just changed no it was always that um hello [Music] uh wait what is this [Music] okay I feel like the only hint we have is that so maybe it is that b beep and then bottom right B beep and then bottom right bro BB and then bottom right doesn't even make sense maybe this is this doesn't make sense okay let me cook let me cook there's two red TVs could there be a third one or maybe like all the TVs form the pattern red red red no but that one's red Hello um [Music] how many could it be the TVs I feel like I'm over complicating it there's [Music] like but what if like what if the red TVs are the ones you're supposed to light up you get me like it's [Music] lit this has to be bait there's no way they want me to solve this [ __ ] [Music] no um um [Music] oh it's just ritten bro what I didn't see it okay wait so Edge thing and thing but I forgot already bro what how did did you guys see that [ __ ] what the [ __ ] programs oh uh virtual device manager bro what the hell um virtual device manager server unit that's probably not it main processor monitoring that's probably not it okay wait let me get it like as if I'm in the game right I'm in the game what do I want to do [Music] um probably system restore Advanced functions delete object yo kill the MAA nope okay sorry like the wrong one no system restore troubleshooting antivirus no virtual device manager advance system restart [Music] character I trust you with my life okay and what index oh she doesn't [Music] know um well wasn't there an index number when we were like scanning things was like 136 or maybe that was a version like 1.36 or 1.34 I don't know I need the index let me guess you don't know does an index want just restart an entire version that calls utter May believe I didn't think of that oh hey um mini people you know I ran into a bunch of mini people on the way what are they the chibi ones here okay we meet this can them wait really how watch this what the F this one's cute though uh what's the matter she's still spinning okay what a shame what if we attack crazy Ma you said that any Ma resets the factory settings on death what if we just killed her wait real actually what if we just killed her she does have a chance on a knife one second okay is there a way to find it what are you doing some bugs are information what's the [Music] matter sit down on the sofa and wait for me wait can I follow her okay sorry I'll sit down okay it's just me and the spinny ma the chibi much time has passed better try to find mea oh no oh I don't like this bro I don't like this [ __ ] Bro oh no there's no hallway anymore no no man no look around what's this wait 1.9 oh no the devs patched it bro you could have just tried every version reset all of them number one number two number three number four just do all of them from 0 to one point what ever 999 just reset all of them who cares they don't die they get reset no it'll be fine maybe I don't know I don't want who said cppy though okay nothing here um did we let the good Maita just oh no bro why did we do this [ __ ] why didn't we go with her like why not what the [ __ ] I am playing a game within a game bro I'm playing a game within a game wait why can't they go in here what oh I'm not there I'm stupid uh wasn't I here I'm dumb I'm I'm I I I'm dumb I was here sorry sorry hey [Music] man hey me too me too can I just like Snap her neck and then for [Music] Fore fore [Music] hey you wouldn't throw me away right I like you what's wrong with you how did you become like [Music] this I think you're perfect crazy Ma I don't think you're crazy at all e [Music] [Music] [Music] um I don't no you've been [Music] great I don't think you have a single good cell in you why did you say that bro why are you so mad you killed Mila and now you want to kill me [Music] to be fair that was on us we did kind of Escape [Music] but what are you so offended about you don't have a cool cap to be [Music] fair it's not going to happen I'm getting out of here this is why you'd all be dead chat you can't comply we have cavy to very oh I just lied oh my God she's going to kill me but I do think she's like she's I knew she was going to say that but like but like but like [Music] bro why would I agree now all of a sudden hey don't do that [ __ ] bro don't do that [ __ ] bro [Music] [Music] can you grab the bat while she was day one did I mess up by lying go about your day the who's that okay let me change all right uh I'll have some cup noodle or wait what what what brand is that actually nude noodles okay I'll have some nude hey looking good looking good damn got a fresh shirt on okay I can't leave my room uh oh I need pants no way I need to sit okay turn on computer we gaming we gaming pick up Ramen I'm not even watching anything you're going to eat with no YouTube what's wrong with you what's wrong with you okay well we ate with no YouTube uh d s w a s w a s a w s a d s a s d a s w s w d s d a what the um okay carrot drop axis y click click that's the wait the [ __ ] is happening what oh now what oh I see I see click click click easy I don't know what the [ __ ] that was all good okay what else do I do with my day wait that's it that was my whole day I just [ __ ] gamed I clicked like two things and I'm going to bed wait no never mind what are we doing wait what the [ __ ] maybe I just went to brush my teeth or something dude low key I I think I woke up this morning I uh did some YouTube stuff I I planned what I'm going to do for next patch I wrote on a notepad pen and paper it usually would have been on the computer though then I played a bit of Marvel Rivals then I went to bed napped woke up started stream started gaming again I'm going to end stream and go to bed so I'm basically this guy go to sleep day two wake up sit up let's have a good day stand up okay um let's go brush our teeth or something maybe never okay we're back uh let me put my shirt on pants all right ooh cup noodle nice uh Let Me Maybe sit down maybe put a YouTube video on this time maybe put a YouTube video on this time let me guess same thing as yesterday watching a twitch streamer while I eat my cup Ramen and procrastinate my s w s a s w s a s w a s d s d s w s a okay let's do this this this this this click click click click click is that it wait it's not night time yet we still have time what are we doing never mind it's night time let me guess same thing for day three wake up sit up the worst part is when you say you're going to have a productive day and then you do this yeah me every day okay we're dressed uh let's have some more Ramen I actually had Ramen today I had bulldock though which is like spicier it's pretty good it's pretty good I mean I can't complain I think ramen's good pick up Ramen w a w d s w d a d s do I have to do something different to like break the cycle we'll see don't spoil but what if I like mess it up you know no okay boom boom Can I exit no okay the snake dude it's a snake game can I play Snake no okay what am I doing okay bro let me play Snake it won't let me well I have a wife or is that I don't know maybe that's just a random person but it looks like I have a wife how to finally unlearn programming I can't uh self motivation work okay I do have a post it like that stages of sleep deep sleep calories protein zero fat zero carb zero hey good macros your M your mom for real son does that say fortnite Okay [Applause] um geov Warp what's what's that behind the lamp I can't see it so it looks like 2D ma but I assume it's some girl maybe sister f family okay can I do anything at night guess not same thing again Queen same thing again Queen day four sit up okay well day four let's do the same thing uh today I might have a different flavor of ramen pick up Ramen dude you noce the Jeff he lost he told me he lost like a bunch of weight well he did recently and hey congrats to him you know he told me when he started it he's like I'm just going to only buy cup like Ramen and then just eat one pack of ramen a day and then that's it and I'm like bro why are you why are you this way hey it worked though but I mean maybe don't starve yourself maybe you know you could have like some protein but I mean I think he had more than one ramen but still anyways um okay what's over here also he wouldn't get the good ramen I'm like bro you're a [ __ ] billionaire streamer at least you can buy like the $2 Ramen instead of the $1 Ramen he's like no I need the worst Ramen it's okay I respect him um I have cup noodle in my house too and in Costco there's like a 50 pack of the it was like some kimchi flavored like I think Nong shim but if I'm if I'm going to pick if I'm going to pick I'm going to be honest bulldock and um samyang I think the samyang the red or black ones I like those a lot too um indomi as well that's not exactly Ramen but indomi is great uh I do have that in my house as well I think that's it all right go to sleep wake up same thing again Queen anything in the mirror looks the same same thing again I feel like there's something I have to do but like don't tell me maybe if it doesn't change within if nothing happens within a week I'll uh I'll figure it out okay pick up Ramen it's making me hungry brain Maita Mee using neuron neuron brain ma that's weird why is it getting wait it's getting faster there's getting less things to do wait a second wait a second I feel like uh this might be the last day or maybe tomorrow's the last day well I want to read it again I feel like okay uh okay Chang our pajamas sleep zero this doesn't scare me I've been doing it for 20 years 300 rookie numbers okay this is getting pretty okay well there goes a thousand days of my life which is like 2 and a half to 3 years let's keep going hey here here's the four years what's over here um G some Ramen do I get to play again dude replace this with like replace the fake mini games we're playing with like League of Legends where's the LIE maybe it's a meta commentary it's trying to get us to quit well I don't play league but it's trying to get you to quit you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] bro I was I saw the hello program and like I locked in oh my that got me that actually might have got me the most out of all of them bro stop stop stop bro I don't want to play anymore what the what the [ __ ] was that read the dialogue what troubles your stubbornness can cause wait no this is old why do you want to run away from me this so-called real world just an absurd nightmare have you forgotten then take a closer look stop stop stop stop stop stop stop um dude that scared the [ __ ] out of me bro oh the chair's over here that actually oh my God that got me bro this looks like a vtuber oh I can play Snake wait I'm locked in bro I play this [ __ ] all the time [Applause] [Applause] what do you think uh what score do you think they want us to get let me not grief here oh it's Auto going I thought it wasn't going automatically but it was just going really slowly yeah it moves just really slowly I thought I was manually controlling it you just make it go faster I see let me at least get a bit higher let me at least get a bit higher of a score what the hello wait can I go through walls oh I'm [ __ ] all good um screw but it lets me play Snake that's kind of lit okay sorry hello hello wait what we really need to go the store and get some new equipment might as well throw out the trash while we're at it no okay the summer gets hotter every year time to get air conditioning I won't be needing you anymore do you realize that fan the world outside is green and vibrant perhaps look for a walk next weekend next weekend and this guy's talking like me bro I think I slept but the dream I can't remember that I have a dream yeah that happens hello oh I can move on what the yo get the hell out of here bro get the hell out of here why does he have his grippers out um go over here maybe maybe uh I mean I can't really click on much oh wait I can click on this it's like a hand icon wait why is there a I don't know okay let me just try this again maybe if I click it enough beep oh hey ah we meet again how do you feel about these dreadfully tedious days with these four walls those endless days don't you get bored I prefer to do my own things do you like that life do you even leave the house don't even think about lying I know you're sick of your life you're like a bird in a cage a hamster on a wheel you wanted someone to come to your rescue you wanted to to escape didn't you I don't want to be Shackled In a digital prison your ideas are absurd you're a monster mea you're an insane murderer that's a bit harsh your world is absurd and what's worse it's even going lower drowning in escapism either way they'll be nothing left of it soon anyway and nor will there be of you you lead a NeverEnding reign of terror I can't wrap my head around your wicked ambition the me to suffer they don't want to be alone you're all wrong they're merely imitating my willfulness the only thing they have that is their own is their hair don't make me see you as another slave of reality just be mine truly mine bro yo yo I'm streaming what the bro what the hell I just where the hell am I um I'm back here wait last time it was oh wait are you telling me we literally just got impatient or she would have came back wait but has it been like 3 editor POV bro my editors are not in a okay crazy I think she's busy with a new player so hopefully she's too busy to mind us okay can I get out thank you m wait for me what happens if I go up I want to try to like explore the place I'm not supposed to go to before I like progress you know you know maybe it's none of my business bro chill chill I'm coming wait why did I go here wait could I not have just stayed downstairs I thought what the [ __ ] is happening I didn't even get to I didn't even get to I didn't even get to like do anything I I I wanted to explore downstairs bro I hate there's nothing I okay okay I'm when I'm trying when I think there's like a main story path okay and then I do all the other stuff but before I go to the main one I try to do that so I don't miss out but when I go and do the little other stuff that I think is just like a a little sub Quest and then it does like a big thing I'm like no [ __ ] let me go back oh she's back don't you remember anything at least she's alive okay at Le she got reset but wait but is this the bad like did I just lose what the bro let me go oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my what's going on on what am I supposed to do now I won't be able to escape like even if this what I was supposed to do I wish I explored it more but I thought this was just like exploring you know I'm used to my choices not mattering take ring not a clue what it is oh that's her index wait you're the goat thank you so much pat pat we must get back to the core and you perhaps you ought to come with me hey don't me your yeah yeah yeah come with me come with me I don't know how to get to the core though oh never mind I know how to get to the court okay we're here hey hi wait here okay okay hello what the [ __ ] it's dead oh no it's just waking up okay um start the application confirm login oh I don't remember this did I get it [ __ ] um okay I was close it was down one it was down one it was down one bro it was down one why would I remember that so it was this one this one this one okay so system restore no wait Advanced function no wait wait what is uh quadrangle and get flash drive is new that wasn't there before added character profile yes wait what's quadrangle what the oh I just have to dodge oh I get you have to break the blocks okay I got it I got it I got it let's go let's go let's go lock in I'm ready two hands on my keyboard I'm locked in we're going to we're going to we're going to get the achievement it's faster I got this one more try one more try one more try I need to get 46 you [ __ ] bro I I I didn't know that one stalled now I know you have to die to that to learn it stalls so you can cross you can cross the river you can cross it but you have to wait I get it now I got it you controls don't make sense controls don't make sense oh I'm the goat what no no [ __ ] you bro no no no no no I'm I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out okay what the hell um troubleshooting nope restart uh I don't remember I mean the the delete object no the display oh my god um Advanced restart uh version Oh my god um was it not restart a charact oh restart character yeah yeah yeah okay version 00 point he's so close that I'm not going to go back I can do it bro okay 098 I know I can though I know I can should I maybe I should 5 6 7 7 0 9 8 confirm reboot use level lever what the [Music] [Music] [Music] there's I can't use the lever like I'm clicking is there like a real lever I have to [Music] use bro okay it's a robot buddy chill it's a robot [Music] [Music] um process is running restarting okay I mean it's just taking like a year but all good hello did I miss something why is the thing so long maybe I have to talk to her I mean I might just die but like what other choice do I have hey okay oh [ __ ] that was a close call so did we do it wait pause chat I think we might have done it Ma hello that's the bathroom Ma hello [Music] ma [Music] hello I want to leave this place let try the door good luck with that let me let me just see if there's something in your stove okay cuz I didn't get to check that earlier okay there's nothing sorry sorry can I talk to you she's sipping hello Okay um what the [ __ ] hello your door hello your door doesn't you [ __ ] [Music] you dude I'm not afraid of women she just [Music] dud I'm going to [ __ ] my heart levels head to your basement to the basement enter your ID in the basement that way why does your door not work I don't think she rememberers is anything did we do it did we reboot her then all I have to do is get out of this damn game what the [ __ ] is this okay oh I guess this is where she watches us I see and then okay that's cool I didn't get to explore this so I I kind of just triggered something okay all right ID uh I remember my ID probably don't uh wait wait wait wait where the [ __ ] my ID bro um um Ma you got my ID or no cuz why are the lights off oh never mind it's all good I mean maybe I could find it downstairs but Ma wait oh hey uh do you remember my ID no hello she's not noing her head okay all right all good okay goodbye I guess it's downstairs or like in my backpack do I have a name name tag no okay ID misac bbra Hugh longer Nick that's me okay 9444 how do I oh okay uh reset 9 444 leave this world um how should I go upstairs I'll go upstairs sorry I heard like a sound I'm still dude I'm still on edge man I've been jump scared too many times I don't trust this [ __ ] goodbye send it am I outside it lows [Music] genin why am I flashbanged is this the real world I want to go back in [Music] oh wait uh that was nice what are you talking about wait what wait didn't you didn't I reset you how how do you remember that [Music] [Music] yo no I rebooted you I'm sure of it did we [Music] why are you like this what's wrong with [Music] youo for they're not the problem you're the one who shouldn't exist what the hell wait so did a robot just like Smurf into a bunch of different meas and tri [Music] my name is Nick bro it's not that okay well that feels like a loss I'm back at my [ __ ] gaming station bro I don't want delete game well I would have delete the game dude I miss cppy go back am I free I I actually can't even leave my house I'm moving slower and slower I feel like I'm about to collapse I can't even okay well I'm one FPS I'm wait this is the intro screen wait we got [Music] cooked wait that was kind of good were there wait were there other endings you lost what this guy's name is fear [Music] gigachad there were other endings worst ending what okay can I be honest I like I'm not used to my choices mattering so I was kind of I was kind of goofing around like I didn't expect we made Maita when coding wait where did I go wrong we can watch other endings but where do we go wrong don't check the closet okay if I don't check the closet I probably just live a life with her [Music] no didn't see the safe [Music] that's the second ending you just stay with her yeah but that's cringe okay wait let me get the other one wait first of all ghostly Maita core Maita that's my goat wait why don't I have the other ones close what the the [ __ ] a vampire meita okay what you just [ __ ] shot me [Music] okay wait let me do uh wait so where okay I feel like at the at the basement near the end I [ __ ] up no like when I was when I was here when I went upstairs no that was the main story oh okay nice well I want to see the other ending though go back to the basement and open the safe [Music] [Music] Cappy where's Cappy oh wait no I didn't mean to [Music] well that was fun um wait should I check okay okay wait wait opinion wait wait wait wait wait wait unlock peaceful mode wait how do you get that how do I get that I kind of want it how do I get that safe ending takes 5 minutes go get it it's not that interesting just stay with [Music] her okay opinion this game was so was really fun but I also can't do horror so it [ __ ] me up [Music] okay I'm staying with her whatever it's 7:30 a.m. by the way you guys said this game would take like half the time it took all good also I still didn't look at the [Music] oven it was you you just strolled around yes sorry I wanted to talk to my [ __ ] girlfriend all right phone e e what if this is a metaphor for like life like you just downloaded like the newest hit game right and now like you get sucked in hello vampire kind of cool what's your name uh [ __ ] well how many many letters can you be cppy fan can I put a number no I want to put like a five okay so help her tidy up wait so what Happ do I do I lose if I check the oven I want to check the [Music] [Music] oven it's fine I didn't check it in my normal playr can I just load to a bit further in [Music] whatever I'm cutting [ __ ] carrots I'm cutting [Music] potatoes can't see wait so you're telling me in that ending we just never play the game [Music] again kind of it's kind of unsatisfactory what did she [Music] want cartridges aware [Music] [Music] okay I have 16 what is this okay boom uh boom boom boom boom boom I'm goated buy a small TV [Music] okay she already checked in the oven okay got it I can help you move the [Music] Wardrobe holy [ __ ] I got a gift for hello where am I never been here before don't check that I remember this [ __ ] wait [Music] this uh yeah I want to check the vent where are the nails though I remember I had to like turn some [ __ ] on oh it's was just this never mind wait no it's not I'm cooked oh put objects on the scanner okay I need a scrunchie I need a spoon and I need a pen I can't grab a pencil all good spoon dude that last jump scare got me I'm still [ __ ] traumatized where's the [Music] pencil that was pretty well done though they but it it it got me good ready to run okay what now bro run then just [ __ ] run loading oh I forgot I was supposed to go in there I thought she was going to spawn I forgot I'm not doing it all over we're just getting another we're getting the ending that we can get peaceful mode so we're going to be me's simp we're going to be a good boy wait I I didn't read what I was supposed to do um play a console game give the sauce a try avoid looking in the vent collect the refrigerator magnets okay it tells you what to do um okay let's go get the magnets but why are the lights off bro can I turn them on from here oh yeah yeah I remember lol uh that didn't do [ __ ] oh wait it did okay I can't grab them oh yeah I need the batteries okay okay I remember I'm not cooked I promise why are her eyes red all good I remember I remember remember now I remember uh there's like one in a drawer or some [ __ ] you know there's like one like like in a drawer don't you see me oh yeah doesn't some [ __ ] happen when I turn around oh god oh no not this again bro just put the jump scare in the bag bro just put the jump scare in the bag just put it in the bag want to play I'm good bro oh I got it bro I don't have time for this [ __ ] okay I'm okay let me grab this can I do this nope okay all good give me this I saw some [ __ ] all good I mean I've already played the game so like that should be normal to me you know but where's the last battery who are you I don't know who are you fridge oh yeah I got it no the magnets I got them I love you nice okay going to mind my own business I think last time I was too spooked to notice the magnets okay let me put the batteries in the in the in the server boom that's one that's Tua that is three and that's four going to have to lock in soon all right where's Meo start the machine where's my wife hello hello hello hello you in the bathroom NOP oh hello for go [Music] together at last okay I need to okay go to the kitchen can I play a console game with her now oh that's cute cool juice what the sure okay thank you thanks for the juice appreciate it all right let me go um um I fig what I was supposed to do oh yeah Tred the sauce yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean I did last time oh yeah you're right I need to cook a ring from the screen to the ring to the B to the yeah let's cook sure cool meat all right I'll have you with the carrots why is it always carrots chop carrots okay dude I have to like drag my arm on my desk can you bring the scissors okay I trust you with scissors Queen I don't know why you're making me go to the bathroom though not my business must just be the wind we can call someone or something all good must have been the went here you go got some scissors um I I'll take the sauce of course whatever you want what kind of sauce is this also I noticed you didn't you didn't pour yours do you want to have some sauce too if she has it too then it can't possibly be bad so we'll be fine um H this is good you think she did the vent thing to test us cuz like if let's say we locked it and we didn't even check it she'd be like oh you locked it so you must have checked so you don't trust me you know I'm going to kill you put the dishes in the sink okay this was great okay well uh I see pixels I see bit rate stand up it's cocked hello where are we going bathroom Okay M pills thank you for why'd you go up in the light oh can you make me one thank you I get a steak plus one steak an example please steak for breakfast yeah that's that's what he does so do I just get to spend all my time with ma this this sounds great I can't wait to play a console game with her things get weird no nothing's weird why would anything be weird hey okay she's not noding [Music] I am waiting come play a console game I can't do a meita tier list after this wait so who was I didn't okay I feel like I didn't see all of them though I didn't see uh strong Meo was that the little one that blocked us or is that her like chibi wait what was happening yeah tough meter yo she's pushing me no let's play consoles let's play console think I did this last time and you were kind of cheating so you won he penguin [Music] [Music] piles I'm getting cooked let her win bro I'm picking up snowballs okay she won but like I did it on purpose I wanted her to win so okay we're almost done we're almost at peaceful mode sure bro look at what happens when I lock in look I'll lock in now watch this watch [Applause] this see I'm destroying her I got to stop though cuz I want her to win I'm going to stop I'm going to stop I actually popped off though there you go you vested me wait there's more there oh [Applause] [Music] okay you're so slow that's [ __ ] up do I need to play two or am I good can I leave oh yeah I can leave I bet that was fun okay so I got everything what the [ __ ] is Annihilation oh no mind [Music] in your bedroom no okay [ __ ] why does you have a [Music] boot this was supposed to be a short three-hour stream by the way all good I mean it's been six but it's fine [Music] [Music] okay um okay 10 Health I don't have I have one with 10 Health yep [Music] um 10 attack I'll play 10 Attack yo there's nothing sorry I think there's a harsh wind right now [Music] well I'm cooked what's that sound whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa why are you asking that none of your business bro uh ask something in there there's no one there oh that's okay then I'd like to open and check I'm a bit creeped out wait you're actually forced to oh [ __ ] no I'm good I'm good okay well oh I get [Music] it i' like the promise that but what's next [Music] okay hey we did it wait new ending that was locked last time I remember that was [Music] locked yes anything for you Ma anything for you I'll stay with you I'll stay with you yep what the what the hell is this hey and they lived happily ever after she'll forever be by my side meide peaceful mode now available endg game.exe okay wait bet can I see Cappy again yeah there's a bit of background noise but it is what it is it's 8:00 a.m. peaceful mode this mode is still in [Music] development you guys really made me do that [ __ ] for a mode that's not out like why didn't you just tell me it wasn't out why didn't you just tell me it wasn't out hey we'll be back when it's back [Music] back song is a banger though [Music] another ending I'm not going to do it but I can look it up [Music] [Music] wait secret ending two [Music] [Music] 4970 oh ball [Music] okay he just pulled out his own [Music] chip that was fun I like this game a lot well anyways that was that if you want to see another uh similar stream or another game let me know if this is a video let me know in the comments if not freak you I guess that was fun uh I'm tired it's 8:00 a.m. so I uh need to go to bed top three masas tappy crazy Ma and I don't know the helpful one was cool sleepy meita sleepy Maita might be three Mila's cool too I think cpp's number one [Music] though wait why can't I see all of them like what do I need to do to why does it why does it not show me the others you need to collect stuff you didn't find them M get the cartridge how do I get [Music] copy this a banger what did I just click on I just fat fingered something what the [ __ ] did I just click on wait what is this outfit how do I get the penis win a penguin game wait that one's impossible though oh I guess it's a penguin outfit that's cool wait what the [ __ ] is this why are there two colors but it doesn't look like it changes anything they look the same no one's for modding she gets so sad [Music] all right I got to go eat thanks for being in your chat it was a fun stream I'm glad we finished it next stream will be in a day or two either tomorrow or the day after and it should be the new I don't know I don't know if we do Tower event right away or if I'll wait but we're definitely going to do the tower event so that's probably next stream uh and then there's going to be a well stream after when Brand's out so yeah that's the plan might do a random Marvel stream too cuz I got to I got to learn another [Music] character all right I'm [ __ ] tired thanks for being here guys I appreciate
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