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Zy0x Ignores Mita For 2 Months And Is Surprised When He Gets Rejected

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if you are a human chatter type anything
other than glorp if you are a bot type
glorp also I'm removing gorp's Santa hat
he is no longer festive
why I can't I I have to remove the old
one
first LP is no longer
festive no [ __ ]
how did that get
there hello Mr socks last night I saw
you in my dream rizzly ban is not up
yeah next uh Abyss I mean genin like
actual G stream is either tomorrow or
the day after I might take a day off
because I uh I don't know we'll see like
I'm either going to work on videos
tomorrow or stream I'll probably stream
honestly [ __ ] videos
dude my hands are [ __ ] freezing it's
so cold in my
house Kitty love kitty love kitty love I
don't know why
only one viewer bro fell
off you know I've done many streams to
one viewer back in my youth playing
Hearthstone it was the Jeff unironically
Yeah well yeah
dude we're doing Mei today but I really
shouldn't cuz I was going to stream at
like 800 or 900 p.m. I fell asleep cuz I
was
like watching a YouTube video in bed and
I just woke up and I'm like Delirious
you know when you just woke up like I
feel like everything's scary to me
now like even like you could type aboba
and I'll be afraid so it's going to be
like I don't know better or worse
content yeah my brain's
dizzy I mean I guess it'll be content so
whatever [ __ ] it I said I'd do it
mide today Elden ring tomorrow also 7
months above
also dude on the off chance I enter
uh arriv Rivals Creator thing I have to
like I'm going to have to like boot camp
cuz I only play two three characters two
two and a half so I need to learn like
two more I mean three is fine they can't
ban three but
like just cuz
like
yeah almost 2 years
brand trailer let me pull it up I
actually did my brand my waa daes I was
farming uh his
set but I still need to do all the like
maths pre- farming I didn't do that I
just farmed uh I've been doing tasted
fields for like a
week also
okay I got it
wait there's a new gon character demo
his name is Rio the SLE
slay
thei I don't know what this character is
he looks new I mean he is new well watch
it there's a demo and a teaser wait
there's two
what the
hell that's cool hey we're eating
good oh wait I'm on the wrong Steam
account wait wait wait wait before I
start stream I have to change steam
accounts one
second say Scooby-Doo but replace both o
sounds with
e
ski BD oh
no yo that is mindboggling
I'm playing on my Outlook my my Gmail
rather
uh wait what GMail is this thing on
sorry I'm trying to figure out my um I
have to change steam accounts really
quick 14 months I really don't know what
I'm doing with my
life oh I was using my phone it's on my
computer I don't have this on my
phone okay I got it
well well
well stop typing e well okay to be fair
I didn't shower since last stream I just
changed my shirt but it wasn't like like
I'm you know I just um it's not like
weird like it is what it is bro I live I
I I walk a lonely
road in my defense I just woke
up hey welcome to the stream bright and
early yes sir we're here to uh bright
and early I woke up early for work it's
2: a.m. I just woke up from a nap my
Google Chrome said yo UB block origin
stopped working uh would you like to
disable it like it's it's broken
apparently you're supposed to click no
cuz it still works but I said yes so I
got [ __ ] and then I started seeing ads
so I got the other I got like a u block
origin light so the ads went away like
they're still there but I don't see them
at least whatever um I don't know
welcome in hope you're doing well um it
is a late stream I'm sorry I fell asleep
but it is what it is uh welcome in hope
you're doing
well
um I feel well rested but because I just
woke up my brain is a bit dizzy so we're
going to get jump scared a lot
easier but we're not playing a horror
game we're playing gench impact and then
we're going to see our lovely wife Maita
who misses us and
um yeah that's about it
that's about it why did you decide on
stairs as a stream background dude you
think I I like paint you think this is a
green screen and I [ __ ] added like I
I was like you know what let me choose a
[ __ ] basement no man it's where I
live okay rainbolt yo lucky thanks for
14 months though TP thanks for
14 Dosha thanks the the gifted Dy think
a 15 uh stos think a tier one Gorge
think a prime may think a 2 months D
Sheen think for seven months uh I love
Mr socks hey thank you than for two
months black PA is a six J is a seven
appreciate it okay
anyways
um welcome in welcome in I've done my
dailies on starl and waa so we just have
to do genin a little bit get a little
bit of content going how long K the
banner
15 hours so new Banner
tomorrow um so we'll be live it's not a
new character so it's okay if I'm not
live on Banner release but we're going
to do the tower event with new Banner so
we'll be live either tomorrow or the day
after and we'll do the tower
event uh anyways hope you're doing
wellon maybe we'll go pull a little bit
of Evelyn
$186 could you pull on my account next
banner I have 190 pulls please I'm a new
viewer and will be great grateful if you
can do that uh I we're not doing viewer
PS for Rizzle finina we might do viewer
PS
for next patch but in all likelihood
well it depends how hyped they are but
if Jansen and verisa we'll see okay
we'll
see if one of them's a fourstar and
they're both on the same half we might
be too busy to do VI so we might have to
wait oh casus though yeah you're right
we're definitely doing casus
we
yeah
anyways brand and Chang Lee rerun I mean
okay not doing Chang Lee the thing with
brand is we could do viewer PS but
because he's cool there's too much
there's like content I want to do so
viewer pull is a waste of content like
it's it's farming like
it's maybe I mean it is content but it's
like we won't play the game for like
four hours
we'll
see anyways welcome welcome let's stop
stalling well I'm still waking up so
stalling is actually not bad like I need
to like I need my brain to
to permeate that's not the word I was
looking for uh I got to stop guessing
cream first because it was already cream
a few days ago and I didn't even do that
Wordle the one day I would have gotten
it in one guess what I [ __ ] didn't
but in my heart I did because I saved it
for stream because I would have done it
off
stream okay what if it's uh
CL
CLP
Q
ch ch ch chess
chest K wait it is
ch ch ch ch
uh
cheese
chew CH chap
CH could be
chew it could be double e or a c like
check like Chi
[Music]
no chz
checks Chevy put the Chevy to the well
that's a word okay it's probably just
check okay dud I dude I didn't think
Chevy would
count okay whatever hey W Chevy uh I
didn't want to do connections but I got
embarrassed by this last stream so we
need our revenge okay we need our
revenge we're going to going to play the
worst game of all time connections
[ __ ] sucks uh uh WEA Le we have beef
just so you know so this better be a
good one okay this better be a [ __ ]
good one let him
cook
pip fresh Daisy bucket
mop okay Scrooge food twist dewy tangle
Mountain thatch pip smooth Supply
glowing mat
what [ __ ] sound did my chair just
make do you hear
that Scrooge McDuck okay I don't dude
I'm too tired for this [ __ ] bro what the
hell is any of this fresh food twist
tangle twist
tangle
no thatch what's a thatch Margaret
Thatcher get a bucket and the M twist
like okay wait
fresh Daisy are there other flowers no
what's a
pip okay
Matt I'm cooked I don't know what any of
these words mean what's Dewey what's pip
what's I mean I guess Matt Black what's
what's what the [ __ ] is
Scrooge
Mountain Supply
okay you know what oh isn't there a
Dewey code isn't that the thing that
like Librarians use to sort books the
the the code the Dewey
code what else would be on a
book I'm cooked that's all I
know and my glasses are dirty dude a a
[ __ ] white
screen it'll show you
that also I don't think we're playing
connection I think I'm going to give
up okay let me send guesses before
giving
up uh mop bucket things you use to clean
mop
bucket okay things that might be on a
bottle of cleaner okay Mountain
Daisy
Dewey
dude maybe it's like adjectives you know
like freshh Smooth
glowing and dewy like it's full of
De how is that the
yellow wait how oh I mean I got it
though I'm he's cracked he's cracked let
him cook I'm locked in I'm locked in
full Focus watch this watch this bucket
mop
mat Mountain no it's not that okay watch
this Air
Supply Supply thatch
food pip what's a
pip pip twist tangle mop I don't know
I'm just clicking things okay wait cook
Daisy
Scrooge Scrooge aren't there like three
scrooges three
mountains I give up that's all I got bro
that's all I got that's all I got
Shuffle is it a thatch like
um I don't know what it is actually I
was thinking of a hatch
Daisy is a character in Mario okay uh
Disney's Tangled the three
scrooges
and margar and and
pip okay bucket mop Matt no D I give up
like whatever it is what it is bro it is
what it is like just send
it I don't know bro I give
up Mountain
ply
angle what if it's like second word of
like things like isn't there like
there's like a a play called like Oliver
Twist I don't know what it is but I know
a thing and then there's like
Scrooge and then there's like
Tangled bro I don't know bro I don't
know but like isn't there also like air
suppli is a
band I don't know what pip is but I feel
like pip is like a
thing I actually
I'm John pip
isn't there like pippy
something I don't know three
scrooges
Tangled I think the answer is
R I don't know what the last one is it's
either Daisy Supply or pip yeah [ __ ]
send
it okay it's not pip [ __ ] it air suppli
is aad ban though it wouldn't make
sense John
Daisy is there a play with someone
called Daisy or
Supply [ __ ] it Daisy okay I mean it is
what it is bro what was that one mess of
hair Dickens
characters bro I haven't [ __ ] studied
Charles Dickens since I was like 16
bucket pip screw wait I actually got it
though I actually got the Scrooge and
twist Duo but but who the [ __ ] is
bucket I did get the Oliver Twist but
how is that not even
purple wait mess of hair matte mop
tangle thatch of course he missed the
one about
hair why would you type
that wait who's bucket
though and who's pip
daisy chain food chain mountain chain
supply chain I was thinking Supply and
food related what the [ __ ] is M oh yeah
like the Rocky Mountains what what's
daisy
chain I don't know what daisy chain
is Charlie Bucket from Willie Sonia I
have never none of those words are in
the
Bible yeah I never would have gotten
those maybe mess of hair but I didn't
know what I still don't know what that
stches what the [ __ ] is thatch I'm
looking it up a roof of straw reads Palm
leaves or similar
material thatching oh my God I'm
thatching okay sorry I just woke up
whatever genin D oh wait no first Global
the best game of the the best game of
the day uh we'll do we'll start
with lvia yep he learned 2K km away it's
kind of close what if it's
Greece okay what if it's uh United
Kingdom warmer 700 km what if it's uh
this country
Spain okay what if it's uh in the middle
like right there that is so Sweden is
there that's
Denmark get I be close wait it's still
it's seven oh no it could be like
wait but it's closer to Denmark than
lvia but it's closer to the UK so it
could be here but it's not that close to
Spain so it can be like
Italy it's not France it's not Germany I
don't think cuz then Denmark would be
closer but I don't think it's
like well I don't know let me just guess
let me just guess like Netherlands just
to get situated you
know okay it's not that close to
Netherlands so it's more up I think but
Denmark would be closer than UK no what
if it's just like no it can't be Ireland
cuz then it would be
adjacent what if it's one of the [ __ ]
like an island I'm just going to guess
Ireland but let's see Ireland is warmer
but UK is closer this doesn't make sense
[ __ ] Norway
that's the
one UK is still closer what where is it
Canada bro 700 km I feel like
that's
no I don't know what is this what is
this anyone in chat from here what is it
cool um
Iceland is that Iceland oh it is Iceland
I could have known that it is the land
of ice that makes
sense by the tower event [ __ ] bro I
guessed Iceland
before [ __ ] I'm core well at least I
knew it was there okay gen will start
res endless if I get it okay if I fail I
have to log in swipe 100 and get Evelyn
but I'm not going to fail Ben time for
some hard labor Ellen Jo Yahoo M no
she's Ice uh we'll guess andb and then
we'll lock in it's an attack character
okay
attack
um old like 1.0 well you know until the
new bosses which came out in 1 point I'm
going to say four but don't correct me
if I'm wrong uh attack with that boss
I'll go Billy
okay attack uh get ready to [ __ ] pull
Evelyn buddy uh uh um K I know what
attribute it is it's it's ether okay
it's ether name and attack ether
character
um I actually can't Nicole's not attack
but she's ether who else is
ether
um Soldier 11 is fire I think maybe not
I I don't know um okay I'm cooked mine
is $100 buddy get ready to learn $100
okay wait what
if
[ __ ]
[ __ ] it's not fire physical ice or uh
lightning so I is there something other
than ether I think it has to be ether
Ike
ether the only ether character I can
name is Nicole
I'm wait who else is ether bro it's not
Yanagi it's not
sukaku I don't know I think solders fire
but I don't have her reena's lightning
Seth is defense so it doesn't
matter oh could it be king y I don't
know what she is I know she's a robot I
watched her trailer she's like a robot
but I don't know if she's
it can't be Nicole cuz she's wait
actually could be
her okay why is Jen attack bro does she
even do
damage zzz [ __ ] it I'm get a casual post
I'm opening a tier
list I'm casual
posting okay she's in t0.5 that means
the [ __ ] people that are making this
are just too afraid to call her bad
she's going to end up like here this is
just how this [ __ ] [ __ ] Works they're
like oh oh don't worry guys she's still
good yeah my ass she's still
good if power grab power grab power grab
power grab they going to trucker in
[ __ ]
T5 says blade
man you don't play the game I know
that's why my opinion
is more funny than real okay I don't
know maybe she's good I I think I
skipped her I think she's like one of
the few I I skipped but not cuz I didn't
like her just cuz like
okay
well okay if if in one year time she's
still tier one or higher I will write a
thw apology and read it out to you okay
I will do that mark my
words
deal blade is still met trust he's
coming back they said they'll buff
him sorry I'm getting back into zenist
okay I promise like I know you going be
like bro why would you swipe 100 just to
bench the game I mean true you got me
but like I will come back I just don't
know when silver
wolf time for a bug okay uh a pretty new
character relatively so like later peny
I'm thinking later peny I mean it could
be amorphus could be emporius could be
late peny maybe like uh
me I mean it could just be Firefly
whatever
okay it's later okay what about
AGA uh lightning and very new because of
the boss M like relatively new so
lightning new boss
mosa wait does he use the new boss I
think so yeah okay
nice okay daily quy can't sleep I
understand wait my my music's loud let
me turn down I understand inspiration
comes knocking in small hours it's hard
to ignore
right oh this is someone on the I relate
to this it's welt I remember I remember
saying I relate to this and it was welt
can't sleep I understand inspiration
always Humes knocking in the small hours
it's hard to ignore right hi there how's
it going first time chatter listen you
must you you're clearly new here so I
don't want to be disrespectful I just
want to say we don't do that nice stuff
in this chat okay we uh are just are
mean to one another okay it it is I
don't know why I'm a nice guy and I'm
glad that you're a nice clearly
evidently a nice person so welcome in
but I would like to change our community
and have more people like you but
unfortunately it's not like that so we
don't ask how we are around here and
that is [ __ ] up by the way I just got
Firefly in one uh daily Emoji Hammer
Boot Hill no uh I mean ask uh what's her
name Hera has a [ __ ] big ass Hammer
okay it was
her genin watch this boom
[Music]
Barbara it's
hazo really new character really new
character pass 4.8 so it's a natland
catalyst it's sit
L there's literally no other wait
they're not from that L what okay it's
[ __ ]
rizle oh my God it's [ __ ] the other
girl no shot is is be
no no no she's after she's 4.2 she's
with finina is there another crowd
Catalyst there's none yeah
okay daily quote even though the Raina
stopped uh uh uh
no you still need to watch out for
puddles just like how the Past St in the
memory long after ah
sorry
wander Nita nevet from he okay what the
[ __ ] wait even though the Raina stopped
you still need to watch out for puddles
just like how the past days in memory
long after uh I'm sorry even though the
rain is stopped you still need to watch
out for
puddles just like how the Past St in the
memory I know this character bro oh
sorry I know this charact I actually
know this character let me check
something
no it has to be kind of NE wait even
though the rain is stopped you still
need to watch out for
puddles just like how the past stays in
the memory long
after oh sorry it's like a higher
pitched Navia am I weird for saying
that even though the rain is stopped
even though the rain is stopped even
though the rain is stopped even though
the rain is stopped stopped you still
need to watch out for puddles who are
you just like how the past stays in the
memory long even though the rain is
stopped you still need to watch out for
puddles just like how the past it could
be Charlotte long
after oh sorry who has a
Cole she wouldn't joke about that if she
remembers the past she gets sick again
no she wouldn't joke about that [ __ ] I
mean maybe even though the rain is Stu I
actually think it's co now [ __ ] okay
wait uh it's not Dory diona it's not
Emily it's not Ula it's not farzon no no
no no no oh
K oh my God it's Kachina wait even
though the rain is stopped you still
need to watch out for puddles turbo
twirly it's
Kachina no I was
right why would Cole say that what's the
lore I knew it bro I knew I said it's
Cole and then I saw Kachina and I said
[ __ ] it it's
Kachina webtune
Skipper bro what Lord Skipper is in the
genin
manga how would I know that
do the Zio connections you know what
bro what the [ __ ] is suck a throbbing
okay bro okay bro okay bro okay
bro oh yeah wait Z archives linked me a
clip a few days ago I saved it but I
didn't watch
it wait do you still have it slash
user Zio
archives okay this guy's spamming E and
A bbuzz I can't even find it cuz you
keep spamming emotes in my chat what the
hell is wrong with you what the hell is
wrong with
you cinema cinema
cinema I actually can't find it okay
well nice
try do you have it I guess not also I
should have got this I'm actually angry
let me do an endless one
let me do it on this one lunchtime what
do you want to eat today Amber Shang
Ling Bennett Ka lunchtime what do you
want to eat today let me see if the toat
travel guide has any
suggestions what link dude the clip you
sent me a clip that I said I was going
to watch and I didn't watch it wait let
me control let me open my history up
twitch or let me just look like
clips no search result I misspelled
it oh wait it is in my history I just
found it okay you linked it Farm
Vermilion what if they add a future set
for show in the future if they add a I
can't pause it wait wait wait
wait I don't want to
wait dude who design this [ __ ] twitch
website by the way can we
talk it literally will not load share to
Instagram what if I didn't what if I
didn't share to
Instagram would that be okay
10K PC my PC is not [ __ ]
10K okay fine let me move though okay
what is this clip it's called This is a
clip just so you're all aware it's
called what the hell it's 2 years old
this clip is 2 years
old and I'm I'm in [ __ ] I'm I'm
playing Nita Bennett
kazia let's see what I have to say
2-year-old clip what does he have to say
oh wait it's muted what does he have to
say bro just put the put the words in
the bag boom Farm Vermilion it's
quiet okay what does he have to
say Farm Vermilion what if they add a
future set for Shia in the future if
they add a future look I don't care what
you've seen or what you think you've
seen if they add a future set for Sha I
will Riot there is no way they release
the Vermilion piece of dog [ __ ] and then
another set I will literally whip my
[ __ ]
outon bro bro bro this dude they're not
adding a new set it's fine I'm not do
either way I'm not doing that okay okay
first of all this was probably when
people were talking about like Mar shose
Hunter okay it's it was but this was two
years ago I'm a different man that's
number one number two they're not
releasing a new set number three even if
they do even if they do
this was not a promise it wasn't a it
wasn't a contract nothing I didn't say I
would oh was Desert Pavilion see
like this one desert Pavilion was new
you think you've seen if they add a
future set for Shia I will Riot there is
no way they release the Vermilion piece
of dog [ __ ] and then another set I will
literally whip my [ __ ] out Farm
Vermilion what if they add a
future yo welcome to the stream welcome
to the stream welcome to the
stream hope you're doing well hope
you're doing well uh today we have a lot
to do I just woke up from a nap I'm a
bit tired but it's okay we're going to
do some gench and dailies uh and then
we're going to do uh meide okay we're
going to we're going to go see our wife
again let me close this tab I don't know
why that I had that open um tub by aboba
5 what is this
oh wait I have to finish this wait I'm
I'm overcooking daily ability that is
easy bro oh wait I've actually seen that
there's like I don't remember who it is
though but there's like two little
things next to a circle I don't remember
who it is so just put the guest in the
bag okay it was BYU never mind it's
[ __ ] the snake daily Emoji that's
easy bro that's a river next to a forest
in a in a in a in a I don't know what
the [ __ ] this is I'm going to be honest
Razer tree who's like in the forest
tree who the [ __ ] in the forest
bro I have no
clue oh Big T oh it is what the hell
how okay we're done with that uh
connections by T
characters whose guides are benched let
him cook gaming duuke even though it's
not true sethos even though it is what
it is and Noel bro or no CLE wait but
what are the other characters no this
doesn't make sense maybe it is Noel
characters with no
guides okay he cooked then there's four
other characters is it just too easy is
it just Kaza Nita duuk Kaya what does
that doesn't make sense though I mean
I'm just going to no I'm not going to
click it Rosaria fishnets what is that
it is a chatter I guess but what like
there's no other Chatters here Vermilion
anemo goblet alam's grippers what the
[ __ ] is the last
one Crown
Dory things I said I do r five serpent
spot no eat an entire pair of socks I've
said that I don't think I've said suck a
throbbing [ __ ] but now I just did
explode everywhere Crown Dori things Z
said he do for artifact
loadouts okay no disrespect the
misspelled loadouts all good it's l a d
but uh so this is why I'm happy we don't
have them now obviously I would like
them but if I have gone on records
saying these things then I would like to
not actually get it honestly uh so it's
fine uh okay what is this maybe I'll
just click the characters and then think
okay characters with emotes
[ __ ]
balls
come I don't remember Nita am I going to
get demonitized oh n has the you're
right she has the Mr Beast I'll hide
them I don't know what this is Zach's
chatter names we have a chatter called
R5 serpent spine oh okay
I mean I I I figured out the other
three yes what are they up to bro what
are they up
to I don't know anyway it's
glp
um okay let's do a little bit of react
and we'll do our daily so there's a demo
for uh Brandt where the [ __ ] is Brandt
here and there's a new gon character
called Rio S I think I don't know what
he does but yeah
so um we'll watch both of
those let's start with brand Pokemon
fans are mad at me
wa let me pause my music
the nobleman's dagger failed to take his
life now wanted posters plaster every
street and
Alley I crawl through the Shadows night
after night still no trace of him Tina
Tina don't lose hope Tina The Immortal
return will back where's my goat where's
my goat you better swing in on a [ __ ]
rope still standing friend this is a
flaming
return dude what is he doing bro he's
literally Aura farming in this well
there's no fun in watching from here
let's get ourselves front row
seats so beautiful done we're not
exactly The Returned are we you're
fighting rotten bastards slipping in out
of prison like it's a stroll in the park
what I do to see it up
close then what are we waiting for we're
not missing this show for the
world that was kind of
sick wait
[Music]
Spanish come
on our freedom is not the faelas to
[Music]
control we
got I like this theme song our Spirits
are strong enough to break these
cages Thorns of Decay now rise and
Flames oranges subtle reference to the
fact that he's a pirate right what did
pirates uh used to have when they're at
Sea vitamin C deficiency also known as
scurvy so Pirates such as brand and also
Gangplank from League of Legends would
often times uh uh you know want vitamin
C what is rich in vitamin C oranges now
ride in Flames Wells of the now
see wait what the [ __ ] is this what the
hell are why are they holding hands bro
the returns will shoot it's a Harpoon
Gun we need only PR to welcome his
return I like the purple fire one
together we shall create
wonders
okay hold it right there you circus
clowns save that Ridiculousness a Dan
for the afterlife
I shall turn the tears of ravagers into
sweet rain from above and the howls of
oppressors into the people's
laughter mounds of vanity built on
tainted
riches yo how do you do that in like
dress pants bro like okay first of all
this is a crazy pose but like I'm not
going to pause there but wouldn't it rip
like my blade shall cleanse their
corruption
the bells of evening prayers have lost
their true
toll Let My Words
stoal The Immortal returned okay what
why did they keep why does it keep lives
in the hearts of the
worthy for all eternity
[Music]
that's kind of
sick thank you for coming friend
wait thank you for coming friends that's
a wrap for today's show from the troop
of fools
yeah I like this guy I was thinking that
like you know how Shang Lea I think
Shang leao is pretty but he's like NPC
pretty like he looks like he's from like
a different like Universe thank you for
coming friends that's a wrap for today's
show this guy's pretty but in a way that
I'm
like I don't know like IO I don't know I
think he's
cool oh he has like aventurine
personality
kind well not exactly but you get my
point hey Tina what do you think was
that a new Escape record yep and fastest
Bounty throwaway as well okay good thing
we stocked up in
advance got more want posters we can do
a few more runs of this
Captain is set and we're ready for the
Seas
[Music]
right out let's take this show to the
next stage shall we
yeah [ __ ] dude look at how many
oranges there are bro I'm telling you I
literally C I literally before I even
knew that there was going to be oranges
on the boat I I I caught the reference
that's how in tune I am with Pirate
characters one
piece I'm telling you bro no scurvy on
my
watch bro thinks he's part of the team I
am I I would be his best crew M uh
mate anyways that was good it's probably
my favorite character of the version him
and Zan so uh also interestingly enough
not cuz they hate me but just cuz it is
what it is uh for His Banner we're
playing but we're also not sponsored but
because I like him so much I don't have
to porn act that I like him cuz I just
[ __ ] like the guy so that's cool you
know who I don't like the [ __ ] blonde
girl before him all good she's good
she's meta she's really strong she might
be good with future care like I don't
know like she's good she's good okay
she's good she's good I'm just not a fan
I'm just not a but she's good like no
dis good design uh Hey shout out for the
the the writing the balancing of her kit
uh her gameplay she's
good sorry I don't know why I'm flaming
her no disrespect at all no disrespect
at all okay
sorry I'm just yeah D I'm more into cool
characters than cute characters okay
that's all that's just me like that's
just me like look at who I play Bro Look
at who I play there's no one cute in my
team well I guess salali kind of but
like it is what it is
bro Shia Shia is different Shia's not
cute he's [ __ ] like
epic like like he's like he's cool he
has or he literally AA
Farms so does arlino look at the
characters I play bro Claren Ora farmer
Soo or a farmer
kenich or a
farmer
anyways uh also yeah there's a new um
new genin character coming out
too Rio the slee IND dispensible
protocols what is
this your grace faine's child welfare
services has already made all the
necessary arrangements you needn't
escort the criminal person person
Al I just want to ensure this task isn't
left to someone who lacks
propriety oh yeah I remember this he was
I remember this hello who is it it's
Risley your father's colleague I'm here
with his
friend oh come on
in Dad's still packing up his stuff
you'll have to give him a
[Music]
minute that's all right he has a long
journey ahead after
all all right be a good girl and stay
out of trouble while I'm away okay I
will your friend here's super nice not
like the other guy he looks scary hey
hey it's not very
polite it's quite all
right bye-bye come back soon Daddy I'll
miss you
and then rizzly punched him don't
[Music]
worry thank you for extending your
sympathy Your
Grace I thought I wouldn't be able to
see her again I only sympathize with her
love should be warm but to you it's
become a form of
punishment let's go next next time you
see your
daughter I hope you'll have become a
better
father hey tell
them I don't know who the [ __ ] this
is anyways that was good H for brand and
the new character as well but we'll see
if he's good or
not okay I have to hurry bro I actually
am not looking for okay I really wanted
to finish meide but like I'm still
delirious from like sleeping I kind of
don't want to like I feel like I'm going
to die if I get jump scared so I kind of
don't want to have to stall bro all good
all good didn't even watch the demo wait
what do you mean didn't want to watch
the
demo bro isn't that the one with the
[ __ ] why is it like
dubstep I'm sorry
stop spamming
that okay our res cap bro we have to go
uncap it the day resets in literally 1
hour okay one hour it
resets
um
also I realized that for 5.5 we might
want to
say I just Dro we might want to save um
2,000
resin for whatever new new domain comes
out if there is a new domain if there's
not we'll wait till 5.6 but there should
be one it's been five patches so um what
we might start doing is uh like any Mora
or XP books we need now I should do now
so that we can artifact Farm the new
patch now what I will say is that I want
to do a Vermillion strongbox video uh
when our inventory is full so we
probably should do a little bit more
artifacts send that boom boom boom get
it done before 5.5 boom boom boom uh
um and then T my t t
so yeah uh okay let's do a little bit of
art or maybe I should how much Mo do I
have do I have enough for two characters
let's see Mora we have I have 4 million
which for me is a lot XP books I have 37
purples which is literally nothing let
me play some background music oh okay
good enough uh claim level 38
I already claimed like half the battle
pass let me claim the rest um actually I
don't know what they're going to need
I'll wait but let me claim the let me
claim the standard
pull okay
unlucky did I already get the March shop
reset I didn't
wait bro I'm telling you I'm too free to
play like I don't pull enough I can't
even buy wishes like that's just so
you're aware that's how freeto playay I
am okay that's how relatable I am I
can't even access the
pulls now granted did I waste it on
other [ __ ] not this month not this month
so
no um so the new
Banner the new banners are tomorrow the
last 21 days I think you guys have to
remind me okay I
think I'll be able to get these on
verisa
Banner but I it'll probably be near the
end of March I have to
hurry I should be able to get
them
moo okay
move the [ __ ] is happening
here oh [ __ ] my goat dude Fan's out bro
go to
Fontan this is kabano by the way that's
why you haven't seen him
yet um he's Capitano he just wanted to
test us but when Kevon takes his mask
off like that's why Pon was surprised
when he did cuz it's uh it's
legu leg's actually a dor
clone so
yeah anyways uh okay let's do a quick
Vermilion no no stop stop let's do a
quick uh
obsidian dude this weapon is so [ __ ]
sick by the way on arino I don't know
why it's not a scyon like Chia but is
what it
is bro leaving Jansen hanging uh sorry
I'm waiting for her to be voice acted
okay sorry I'm just
waiting everybody stand get to
work you two
time sorry
how would you plunge with a scythe how
would you plunge with a spear when Shia
plunges I don't want to ruin the glor
Bomer one second let me open a new
one when Shia
plunges I mean like I guess he's upside
down his [ __ ] he has like a spear
right it [ __ ] it hits in this entire
area it doesn't even matter what [ __ ]
weapon he's
using plus just Mak a new animation
forehead
okay have you seen the new agent hop on
valerant
no I I'm I'm I'm a I'm a I'm radical I'm
a radicalized gamer anytime I see a new
character in a game I play I'm like
angry instead of happy like I'm never
like
excited cuz it just means more [ __ ]
I have to deal
with like Marvel Rivals are like hey
guys we're going to release like [ __ ]
50 characters every year I'm like [ __ ]
stop please please don't do this please
like one a decade just to get like new
players
happy
please everybody show no
mercy eat Papa
it's okay
though it's one per month and a half
that's the genin
ratio well at least they're
free okay we got to speed up bro we have
content to
today let's light it up go in and get to
work suffer the wrath
of she has Phoenix Al has her signature
what do you mean as her signature like
as her
e or like I guess it's not e I don't I
don't remember hot keys in that game
bro it is e yeah it is
eing it
you react to ZZ stuff there's two new
characters okay like like like like like
like like like I would but I'm also the
like if Soldier 11 no sorry if anvy has
no haters I am no longer on the earth
just so we're all aware like if if if
anvy has one hater it's me if anvy has
no haters I'm
dead why you hater I don't know everyone
loves
her and it's it's just funny to hate
her I mean is she cool oh is it topaz's
VA okay I'm sorry sorry
Sam yo hello Z Twitter take Twitter
doesn't hate [ __ ] end oh cuz I hate
something that's popular okay that's
fair Twitter hates Emily for some
[ __ ] reason oh my God I saw leaks
where she was purple and now she's green
I hate Emily she should be purple I mean
maybe like I don't even disagree but
like who cares bro you [ __ ] spoiled
yourself and now you're
mad Emily's ugly okay and I don't like
and so what now we're
even but I'm also biased cuz Emily's
really strong like if Emily was mediocre
I might not [ __ ]
care I do okay what I do agree though is
her weapon can I see it in game in like
weapon archive her weapon doesn't match
her at all I I do think it's weird that
her weapon is like white like kokomi
colors and then she isn't I will give
you
that I I don't think I can't click on it
but like it's right
there but
anyways it's lore yeah but like that
doesn't matter like you can't make
something like ugly and then be like
it's cuz of lore like canonically it's
supposed to be ugly you're like like
that doesn't make sense
all
right after natland they like her I mean
that's fair although no no no flame I am
here to confess my my go kich never
never what I don't know I just wanted to
sneak a kich uh
I just wanted to sneak kesian
there I haven't seen him in the entire
archon Quest hey all good though all
good
also
um also
I forgot what I was going to
yeah it's not even just that I want like
okay I need to watch my words I just
like cool characters okay like like
arino but Natan has had um Natan has
some but unless we get playable Capitano
we're like missing out you know uh so
pre Capitano but
also outside of well I guess if EA comes
out
Eva better not be a four he's probably
going to be a [ __ ] four star cuz I
mean maybe he's a five star but I don't
think so cuz like cave was like the the
epha of sumaru and he didn't come out
forever and then he did and he's a
fourstar so he's probably going to be a
fourstar which means the only five star
man we got in that land is [ __ ]
kenich which is my goat by the way but
I'm just saying
Sor
right rare based take what do you mean
rare all my okay not all 82% of my takes
are based 82 that's a good number if 82%
of people you met were really funny
great and had a like good based and
respectable opinions the world would be
a better place that's all I'm going to
say so my 82% is pretty good it's
actually pretty honestly I would say
90 just sometimes I Yap about [ __ ] that
I don't know but like that's just part
of the job that's just part of the
job
this L The Raid thank you thank you
thank you oh level 9 ning or French of
nine if you ever
dude I okay I'm
definitely 82 is a lowball estimate just
so we're all aware okay let me do one
quick more uh XP thing potatoes is here
yeah [ __ ] stream's over who [ __ ]
invited this guy
back wait first time chatter hey Z I'm
from the YouTube channel oh wait lock in
hey welcome to the Stream I really like
your guides and your recent video has
really good humor hey thank you uh I
appreciate that we're going to make more
content like that in the near future uh
uh it was it was a good video I did like
it and shout out to suo for editing it I
was wondering if you also make guys for
HSR I actually okay I do well I used to
okay listen I used to the problem is it
takes a lot of effort and I already made
guid for genin and it just ended up
being a bit like too much so I I
eventually I you know I might go back to
it uh but for now we we play starl uh
you know often I did my I I I did my
dailies today and we stream it from time
to time but I don't uh right now I'm not
into the guide content maybe we'll go
back to it you know maybe um but for now
we
don't it's not bench I okay okay okay
okay I actually played it today bro I
actually played it today bro I actually
played it today bro
and I try you like at least I try to
stay like pretty up to date on like the
meta and stuff okay there's like two
three games I'm I'm like mostly up to
two and a half I'm mostly up to
date but but but but
like I don't know star is also
weird cuz it's always like
it's okay speed is also cringe but it's
more cringe than energy recharge cuz
energy recharge is cringe cuz you need
like there's different like there like a
certain amount you would need but it
varies based on your team Fab the
enemies you're fighting this this this
this this so it's [ __ ] annoying speed
is
different but usually you can get away
with just saying like go for whatever
breako you want so it kind of it's fine
cuz like I'm just thinking like guide
maker POV so you can kind of skip the
like the cringe stuff of like
calculating ER by just being like yeah
just like speed two to whatever you need
like 13 3.4 [ __ ] 160 170
whatever but
um
yeah it's mostly 134 nowadays
yeah should always use
Eagle brother that's that's been a thing
since
1.0 but no one knew it except Z and I'm
sure some Theory Crafters
okay we'll do one Vermillion with our
last C Dan then
meide just hit 175 bro 175 is so fake
well I mean it's not actually fake but
it's so [ __ ] hard to hit I think I
have it on one character I have a win
set with two-piece ageless and that has
17 something
ageless ha dude it's fine bro it's
literally
fine
in
you oh I just pressed
e no Lo shotgun 2025 uh I play blade
buddy
so why would I need
it why would I need the attack buff that
not even going to my blade cuz he's in
the middle of my team to get hit more
okay cryo goblet on Echo could be good
what if they release a cryo normal
attacker uh
rizle okay yo what's up Kos thanks for
36 months bro bro still farming
Theon uh it's not what it looks like I
promise I'm not we'll just do we're just
doing this for like a showcase Soldier
there the 18 19 months thank you thank
you thank you 19 months Starry
five I thought this was
arino get work suff the WRA of suffer
the wrath of e Ley where the [ __ ] is the
last guy
in dude we need a character that has a
dragon like instead of bike you're like
riding a [ __ ]
Dragon
casus
Sasa a how is a dragon yeah but he's
like a cringe Dragon like he's just a
little [ __ ] like I wish he had his true
form you
know he is the cringe Dragon
dude he's a yapper maybe I should level
him up he's still only to level
six nah
maybe I'll get him eight but I'm not I'm
not crowning him
dude no don't do strong
box how could be voiced by Nick yes I
will take that as a compliment
although I'd have to make my voice
higher
pitched I'm actually forcing myself to
talk like this like naturally I talk
like uh corpse husband but I'm just
forcing myself no big deal I'm pretty
brave
um what was I going to do
again [ __ ] it
Vermillion can you show you your lanan
build vescent thrilling
[Music]
Tales I think she's like half geared
right now
though what's my chasa
friendship
five my we up six
have you seen the subreddit there's been
a band wave wait what do you mean a band
wave what
happened one guy oh but one guy got
banned you know what I will check it
though uh to be fair I haven't checked
it in a while [ __ ] it
we'll probably filter by weekly but
first what's this most San what the [ __ ]
is
that
wait is your pet
frog Oh I thought it was a piece of
chicken or like a tomato I thought this
like food like I thought this was like
marinade like chicken or uh a
tomato he's kind of cool though I Vibe
with them does the face of son does know
the difference between waiver and waiver
future lawyer by the way okay listen
here [ __ ] I studied law in
French okay I studied law in
French so I don't know what the [ __ ] it
is in
English a boba
painting why' you make him bald
oh wait no this is me the above is Norm
really bald okay I respect it that's a
cool
painting I'm the one with the hair I get
it brick the
count I am not seeing this to be funny
the best weapon in this Temple is
thrilling Tales the second best weapon
is
akumaru what the hell are you doing I
mean congrats on five star but imagine
if this was like a good
Banner brother can't D for [ __ ] I
actually can I'm actually the
goat that's not akumaru oh Wave Rider
whatever same thing W wave wave breaker
fin that's what it is same thing bro
it's literally the same event uh what
same
effect bro just drop gen
[ __ ] why do you why do you even read
comments bro if you scroll if you scroll
low enough wait is this just the one
guy h two
guy why did you like it oh no this this
the same guy they're just responding to
the one guy you're giving attention to
one person it's fine people are allowed
to like their content I'm not deleting
them cuz are funny no don't delete them
it doesn't
matter it's fine it boosts engagement
that's what it
is addressing the allegations that
Whimsy farmers are just as bad as filthy
Vermilion
freaks this is what we need more of okay
I'm going to read this but I'd much
rather domain tribalism than game
tribalism okay cuz at least here people
are clearly making the wrong choice game
wise play what you like domain wise I'm
not going to take some [ __ ] from a
[ __ ] Whimsy Wall-E okay let me read
this [ __ ] let me read this [ __ ] I've
seen the idea that that people who Farm
Whimsy are just as bad as rilon Farmers
thrown around and I find it entirely
untrue as someone who's completely
unbiased [ __ ] your name is Mary
maybe you can't even decide on a
username you put maybe there okay you
put maybe in your name cuz you can't
even decide on your name how about you
decide on a [ __ ] artifact sorry
versatility versatility fragment of
harmonic Whimsy is best SL on two
characters
name them AR Lino What
chlorin bond of life is a fake [ __ ]
mechanic that's fake chlorin can also
use other sets like even echo echo bro
and thundering
Fury and arlino can use glad which is a
normally readily available piece
everyone has but I understand farming it
for arino for chlorin not as much though
not as much cuz you have TF you have
other sets bro if you want like maybe
you don't care about TF you don't do a
short rotation you don't play your IND
dendro like that's fine that's all fine
but like bro you have other sets it is
what it is though I mean you could Farm
it you could Farm it let me pull up the
leader boards Akasha
[Music]
chlorin brother it's literally Echoes
and okay let me pull up another team
aggravate it's Whimsy I mean there's
still some echoes in there all good
quick Bloom there's some TF2 for
rotations there's Mari CH like I'm just
going to close this t
okay farming experience there's nothing
that brings me joy more joy than having
to run from those from those Shield
hurly trolls to group
them in Whimsy you have to
think okay I was kind of half joking
here I was kind of half joking because
you know I respect Whimsy for arino I do
Claren more or less I'm very TF brain
roded but it is what it is like let's
say I respect it okay and even if you
need one of the two sets it's going to
come to strong box at some point and you
could strongbox it but let's move on
okay let's move on farming experience
you're cooked there is no [ __ ] way
you ver okay compared to this let me
show you let me show you I let me show
you honest enemies they're honest
there's no [ __ ] that goes on here
compared to [ __ ] let me show you let
me show you this [ __ ] let me show you
this [ __ ] let me show you this [ __ ] let
me show you this let me show you this
[ __ ] it's two Geo shielded murals that
immediately Dash to you if you don't
stand in the same spot or back up you
[ __ ] have to not either reset or
spend 30 seconds breaking the shields or
hit them from the back and then there's
three GEOS shielded [ __ ]
statues bro just use Jong Le burst yeah
bro let me pull Jong Lee just to do this
domain sorry I'm free to play and use
lanon who's better in my arlino team
which is what I'm doing this domain for
in the in the teams you would farm this
domain for Jang Le is not even better
then you're free to play
fourstar let's move
on damage increased compared to other
options veril is amly 5% better than
marish Mar can be better in some
situations while Whimsy is always better
than Gladiators and generally performs
between 6 to 10% better it's clearly the
better investment okay notice how you
only pointed out Gladiator right we're
talking about AR Lino here error go
you're talking about one character not
two now that's
one uh
although I mean Clen can use it too so
maybe you're talking about whatever uh
uh I agree that marish chose I agree
that Mar
CH is a more efficient set and I tell
people to farm Mar so it's not like I'm
saying it's not like I'm saying Hey
listen bro go farm verm I have
never unironically sometimes I say it
ironically I have never
unironically said that
now I think Mar especially since the
release of mar CH it is much more
efficient and since the release of
Vermillion strong box if you don't need
M say Vermillion strong box can be a
decent option well it could be okay
don't talk about the future but you know
it made sense although M should say look
at my look look at my free-play account
that is the account I played efficiently
will it be a YouTube video probably in
like 4 months don't be mad at me cuz
it's late be happy that it happened okay
what did I farm on Shia I farmed marose
I did and my Shia cleared floor 12 with
no shun no Faron uh sorry no finina and
czo Faron czo and get and my sh czo on a
fourstar weapon what did I do I cleared
the [ __ ] Abyss Nine Stars floor 12
one rotation I eight starred but it is
what it is Mary Hunter okay so it's not
like I'm saying oi braa go far mar but
you got to understand that for Whimsy
it's not the same
situation but it's a pretty similar one
now re unfinished Ry makes sense for
like
Emily and like some burning teams
average sanity have you ever seen a a
sane
shag
me have you ever seen a sane arino of
course you have I'm completely normal I
rest my
case our Le domains are not normal and I
do you want to know the the the
the the proof of this if I were to rank
the top three characters that I like
quote unquote main are Lino's in there
so we're the same [ __ ] breed we're
the same [ __ ]
breed longevity Shia is known
for
e e
okay listen here
buddy as a certified uh fatou Harbinger
dick
rider we are one and the same okay you
and I we are one and the same we are
both locked in a prison
that's all I don't know why I clicked on
that post but I hope you have a good
day okay dude what are you dude it's
literally just lighting and thin hair
like I don't know what you're talking
about bro like I actually have a good
hairline I do bro I do
okay I actually do like Mighty my day
but like I have to do the quest
bro well me looking at the on CC act
surprised in the live stream when they
looked at all the character
leaks addressing the allegations My
Truth Listen okay unironically
unironically actually unironically
usually I don't care enough to check any
of it and if I see the text post that
people do on Twitter I scroll past it
because I don't really care I'm being
honest
okay now the the Shia thing I do care
like that one you know it is what it is
but like characters I usually don't know
like I honest to God I don't know what
the [ __ ] Vera
does I've heard rumors of
daning but like honest to God like I
usually don't look at like most of it
because I don't want a porn act okay I
don't want to like sometimes I see
things like arlino when her Scythe was
uh dreamed I saw it I
did but I told you guys I saw it I told
you guys I saw it I told you guys I saw
it uh star I rarely
look
yeah like I saw CIS I did but I'm not
like I don't know what she does
Caught no but sometimes you see an
animation and like it happens like it
ends up on your
page like sometimes there's like a a
post with like 50k likes like what can
you do bro what can you
do
c accurate
height okay I'm literally the tallest
one there
what kind of resonus behavior is
this getting the paidway name d I
actually wanted to do that that's a good
idea shout out to whoever did it I guess
although what the [ __ ] is Weir Gavin
that is not a real language I'm sorry
I'm sorry I mean that's cool I was
thinking of doing something like that
that's
cool um yeah also dude my U block broke
so I'm getting ads look like what the
[ __ ] is this
bro mid character enjoyer this is 1K up
votes mid character enjoyer versus glorm
addict your main is [ __ ] without shenyun
finina yeah LOL duuke okay
bro that's not
even okay but that's not true like you I
know I know I'm doing the meme right now
I know I'm doing the meme I know I'm
doing the meme but but it's if it's not
true then why would I just say yeah LOL
if it's not true why would I say y LOL I
know it's not true why would I say y l
if it's not
true like if anything I would argue that
without C6 fars on I get it right I get
it but shenyun
finina fina's fake for Shia like she's
great but there's a replacement there's
a few
Replacements well
one shenyun yeah she helps a lot check
the comments oh no they're probably
[ __ ] something something actually
Faron is the most important something
so bro why I'm losing an argument to a
[ __ ] comment like a pre-recorded
comment a two-day old
comment well I got cooked
okay let's move on I don't even think
Shia is like top met or anything but in
a in a good team right which is
expensive he's a great character right
if you have a bad team for him in 1.3
you can make a very free-play friendly
team of sucros Bennett Flex right now
that team isn't as good but in his
premium team he's still a really strong
character you might not have the premium
supports in which case I wouldn't
recommend him right he's not for
everyone but he is for
me let's move on top
weekly can they delete my week from this
game
[Laughter]
already yo no comment no comment MAA got
Shooters no comment do I think she's
overtuned yes have I heard that this
Abyss is MAA propaganda also yes also
yes uh but I haven't done it yet so no
comment
but yeah I do think she's a bit
uh H yeah a bit more than a bit
overtuned I think Sali is also broken
but in like a a almost good way like I
like Sali but I'm just biased because I
like supports but I think what she does
for like melt and stuff is cool Jamie
new Comet event is so stupid stage buff
melts vaporize and melt again we haven't
done this event so we'll do that
tomorrow or the day after enemies are
the hydro oceanids resistant to hydro oh
we don't need to play that kind of
vaporize yeah that's cringe hey Shang
Ling Nation though but yeah that is
cringe I didn't know that was a thing
we'll see we'll see everyone's
complaining about the event we got to do
it oh dude imagine the the the the the
the the intro
I conquered genin's worst event oh [ __ ]
how I got C6 rizle by accident then you
click on the video on
March in February 15th 2025 gench impact
released what players are calling the
worst event that I just cooked genin
bench cry so hard the whole element's
getting a rerun yeah I saw
that is this the this is a crazy Banner
these four stars are
like Charlotte's not bad does she have I
think her C6 is her C6 a buff is it like
attack I don't I don't remember what her
cons do cuz she's not a bad healer I
don't remember her cons oh no it's not a
buff it's a [ __ ] coordinated attack
never mind I was thinking of aoron
she has a self attack
buff I guess they're not needed
MAA yeah I mean this is good for
physical C4 is good I don't do I have to
watch my own guide it's been so
long uh when still photo hits a an
opponent marked by Snappy silhouette
Focus impression will deal 10% more
damage and restore two energy to
Charlotte I mean that's fine it's
energy it's fine if it lets you go like
thrilling Tales instead of Fab or
something it's fine but it's not like a
team but like it's good for her it's Pro
it might be her best con I let me it
honestly might be maybe outside of six
but it it seems decent for her but
usually with supports the cons that are
like really good buff your team
right like or is great at c0 but like if
you I guess Chevy is a better example
but well for the sake of you know like
giving your character attack is just
like nice like more attack [ __ ] thank
you
30% anyways is this good chat Flex
Friday hey I hope the next
time you try to catch a bus you arrive
but as the bus like okay you're on the
same street you see the bus passing
you're like no no you try to go get the
bus right you're running to the bus the
bus you think it's going to wait for you
right you're like
waving guess what it [ __ ] takes off
but slow enough that you think you can
catch up to it you keep [ __ ] running
in the cold winter I'm going to catch
the boss I'm going to catch the BS it
goes without you you have to catch the
next
one happened to me many times I missed
the final exam well part of it cuz there
was a there were two bees attacking me
at the bus stop so it's kind of like
juking them all right I was trying of
making I I was trying to making them
whiff their attack I was kind of juking
them I walked back in the street then
the bus passed and I was [ __ ]
fighting the bees and then I lost I
missed during a final exam I mean all
good but it was like one of those it was
like a French exam where you had to
write over three periods so you had like
3 hours three times it was 9 hours I
didn't need those three I just messaged
I emailed my teacher I was like uh I was
being attacked all good I I'll finish it
next class happened it was all good I I
finished
it Cinema we are so back
aboba I have seen this
it has a scroll bar
now I'm cry provide team wide healing oh
you're so sweet I'm cry provide team
wide healing and give aack speed on top
of that hello Human
Resources
okay
um I'm going to be honest
Mika is better than the physical element
like he's he's too good for the dog [ __ ]
that he's confined in like I get that no
one likes his design and honestly when I
first saw him I was like [ __ ] this loser
no disrespect but like he actually like
his c6's giving like crit damage he's
not like broken right he's not but he
gives like healing attack speed crit
damage he has some [ __ ] on his okay his
burst applies zero cryo which again it's
like a physical thing but it is
cringe
um also physical
damage like the stuff he gives is like
cool but it's just all chained to
physical so it's like
sad like he'd be a lot better if his
Buffs were to an
element so whatever reject Stars Embrace
stall why do you have zero stars in 17
minutes all good you you'll clear next
one up vot so s has to see this uh wrong
set buddy nice try wrong
set dev's listened
they M they maximized your
swirls I found the new event repetitive
and not fun yet you asked for any game
content curious I'm very intelligent
dude unironically something like this if
they made it okay again I'm going to
play it tomorrow so I'm I'm kind of
laring cuz I haven't played it yet but
from what I understand an event like
this if it just was scaled well and
wasn't propaganda for a specific element
or character could be a good mode like
if it was just like not if it I from
what I'm gauging from you guys it's like
a
MAA like uh propaganda but if it wasn't
that it was just like you know for this
stage this is buffed but like you can
use these characters you might want this
like this this this this this it might
be a good like
mode but again I have to play it so I'm
not I'm going to stop yapping genin zero
how it feels arguing with nevet Mains
that he's not the best
DPS okay malani is a sneak but I
understand MAA I'm on team MAA it's just
the the there's like Arguments for like
flexibility team comps type of content
AOE stuff like that but I mean I like uh
I'm I'm I think maa's too
strong so she's my she she's probably my
number one but I understand the nlet
arguments okay and I'm not here to I'm
not like I think both are broken it is
what it
is don't forget yolan okay that is crazy
that is
crazy like I okay I do think MAA is like
broken I think she's better than
um yeah no she's I think she's really
really good and I think the The more
I've played her I think especially after
my first video once I figured out like
obviously her best teams with salali
chilonin but even after playing just no
chilonin Sali sucros and after my first
video
where zag told me I don't know who
discovered it but people found out you
could play her with like yolan SRO
especially yolan I actually like her a
lot more cuz if you or or just like even
cryo like Mel teams with like random dog
[ __ ] like you play like Kaio or diona
and
someone um which make her more
accessible even though it's a bit more
cringe like no good nights no five star
night is cringe doesn't mean you can't
play it like there's there have been
decent teams uh or it'll be like dog sh
Force our dog should force archilon in
well I guess you're playing Bennett so
Bennett dog should force archilon in
like she feels better and I think she's
broken but
um yeah I mean n broken too uh Manan is
great yolan but yolan is definitely a
sneak manani is is I I think moani is
like perfect balance in my mind
especially because people like it makes
people feel like she's broken cuz she's
really good for speedrunning and she's
really good if you know what you're
doing right like sometimes shit's going
to miss even if you're good at the game
but like and it's
annoying but it's high reward for also
the potential of [ __ ] happening and
she's also really good because she needs
like no one like yes she can use great
five star supports but she can also use
like [ __ ] like dea and like Toma and
like [ __ ] Candice and like random
losers so I I like her a lot 10K PC by
the way bro my PC is not 10K
roer [ __ ] you Rogers say Do you ever
miss the
abyss is that Shang
Ling that's kind of
cool even more glorping
glps these are actually pretty good yo
25 months thank
you we have so many gorbs though man
maybe the rizzly glor because his Banner
is
coming that's not the only thing coming
brother well add it Rio the
slurp I pre-formed rizzly just to build
Chow [ __ ] you like like sincerely like
sincerely [ __ ] you like I genuinely mean
this actually it's not even that good
cuz you got a [ __ ] on a rate rolls on
MAR CH and your sha ascends with crit
rate and you're running Jade spear
probably so honestly ratio but it's
still really good [ __ ] you but I'm just
mad and coping I'm mad and coping genin
player crash out I'm sorry
congratulations on your good piece okay
is that what you wanted to hear I'm
sorry HSR power creep could okay why did
I read that bro the HSR but bro you're
playing okay I'm not going to defend
Star Royale power creep cuz it
definitely exists okay but you are
playing broken five star broken five
star broken five star and
CLE second half though Bennett de Emily
old five star as well respectable
respectable second half although Ben is
the best character in the game
respectable second half is
respectable can you
find okay
no sro's brother mentioned this means
that sro's brother will be playable in
6.x and Z can no longer make fun of
daily sro's brother
okay singo's brother is an industry
plant okay I'm tired of pretending that
he's real okay when we see him that
might be different but for now bro like
like keep
coping
okay what the hell is
this this is what I face today what were
you dueling
someone okay you guys need help like
sincerely you need
help okay I do actually need to
unironically though if I ever finish law
school I need to get I need to see a
psychi psychologist before I write my
bar exam cuz you can get like a buff
like if you if you
have um ADHD which I might not but my
brother does and I can infer that I
might um you get like an extra hour and
a half which is a buff so well I guess
you're nerfed naturally but for me it's
a buff cuz I use it to my advantage but
I mean you know to each their own uh
yeah it's definitely a
buff is law school benched no bro oh
that's not even what the question was is
that why it's benched bro it's not
benched
it's a balance yeah I guess it's a
balance
patch but it's a buff if you don't know
you have it like for me if I didn't say
anything it would or I guess for my
brother if he didn't say anything it
would be normal time but because he like
checked it's plus one hour on like a
three-h hour
exam hello everyone this is John Shang
Ling that is a pretty [ __ ] good Shang
Ling I can't lie
hello John
changling I respect it your name is
baguette we
wexd my YouTube
glitched impossible not to tingle to
brother why did you what is
that why did he go from my video to that
into the frying pan out the frying pan
Into the
Fire wait what game is
this Pokemon Masters
ex W the anger is overflowing I don't
remember what oh this is the event isn't
it okay okay let's move on let's move on
let's move
on now it's a ghost Tower
transfixed allit wait let me look at
this let me look at
this okay we're playing physical AR
Theo transfixed
I mean honestly wait how fast was
it 223
222 okay I am trying to be not okay cat
look oh my God I don't want to be mean
it's honestly dude celebrate your
achievements don't be like okay let me
see if this is bait or real first I've
never okay it looks real look let me say
something they're at PS4 play like
they're playing on Playstation which I
assume is harder and let people be happy
of their achievements okay
congratulations I'm not going
to I'm I'm you know the first time I
cleared the abyss 2 I was very happy I
was proud of myself I don't think I zero
starred ever like unless I'm trolling I
don't think I've ever zero start in my
life even in 1.0 but Abyss was easier
back then and I know what I'm doing not
everyone does and that's fine okay
that's fine so congrats on your clear
I'm happy for you and I hope people in
the comments are nice okay okay I know
PlayStation is not harder but I'm just
trying to give an excuse okay I'm
sorry okay let me keep let me read the
comments while I'm happy for you and I'm
sure you're Overjoyed this is a really
good example of someone who doesn't care
about combat and at all trying to do
combat my man went in with no plan
whatsoever slapped the random team
together played horribly and didn't even
get a single star massive W as long as
you had fun I mean that's fair is it a
random team what is it leino finina Guk
kazua yeah it
is honestly it looks more like spy leys
beat you the fact you survived that long
against Swan with that comp is
impressive congrats dude actually unless
they're playing healer finina which
they're not it is kind of hard to play
this team bro you have arlino who can't
heal on field unless you're bursting
which I guess he is finina who's
draining your HP and no healer I mean
that's why Kazo is dead but
weekly reminder that experience doesn't
equal
knowledge uid review
bro this uid is also almost as old as
mine by the way it's a really old uid so
they have actually probably been playing
for four years but I assume casually now
again yo wait let me read the okag
comments no wonder we aren't getting end
game bro okay okay I saw a post actually
I don't know on what subreddit I didn't
click on it I saw the preview and it was
saying that like not all content has to
be for everyone because like that's how
you keep people engaged and it's true
bro like the players that take [ __ ] to
the next level deserve content too and
the players that are super casual
deserve super casual content too okay
now if this person was complaining like
oh this event or this Abyss is too hard
like how the [ __ ] am I going to do this
[ __ ] my Baka life this game sucks then I
would take a different tone I'd be like
brother skill issue but they're posing
their achievement so honestly W to them
now with that said let me uid review
them but in like this is going to be hey
hey it'll be constructive criticism okay
maybe a little bit of Comedy sprinkled
in but mostly constructive criticism
okay mostly constructive criticism let's
see if their profile is even public
which we don't know
604 okay Nick what hey from one Nick to
another
Nick I got you okay I got
you this one's on the house free advice
cuz we share the same name okay might be
too lazy to grind our artifacts you know
what I get you okay I get it now do I
enjoy the artifact farming process I do
but it's not for everyone characters at
maximum friendship level eight okay if
I'm being honest I don't know well I
mean all good let's keep going um right
off the bat I'm noticing your characters
are pretty underleveled right
ar58 you have an old uid you've been
playing for a while I would recommend
leveling up characters especially the
ones that scale on something like HP
like net does uh 666 defense by the way
but let's let's move on okay let's look
at your characters right so you were
using arlino in the video uh right off
the bat a lot of attack that might be an
attack goblet we'll see you have Crimson
Moon Semus so far so good c0 9 86
honestly higher than I expected right
normal attacks matter minus 1066 so this
is fine you can Crown to normals if you
want so far so good okay let's look at
the
artifacts okay best in slot so and you
have a a glad goblet right so at worst
you could glad so so far it looks good
let's look at the pieces this is
honestly F good this is also this is
okay yeah it's good that's really
good that's really good this has no crit
which is unlucky but like still decent
like you're your this is probably your
worst piece but attack and EM is not bad
I just you should go for a piece that
has some crit damage but this is
honestly fine
now a bit high on on crit rate yeah you
definitely want to Circle that as crit
damage cuz your ratio is a bit
imbalanced so you're like you know could
do more but your build's fine like the
the act like constructive advice on know
off chance you're watching this but
seeing how you're I don't think you
watch me but like in case you do um I
think you're you could use my arlino
guide or another one right uh because so
what you're doing I know this is the end
so maybe this isn't how you play her
because you're just trying to finish her
off him off it off uh but you popped
your thing instantly so you got like no
bond of life and like as you can see
here you're doing like physical normals
so your rotation was probably bad it's
probably like your gameplay but it's
okay uh honestly decent arino you just
want more crit damage it's fine finina
let's look at your finina Golden troop
festering desire wait this is actually
good crowned I mean I respect it
imbalance question mark it's one to
two Okay I guess my well it's a bit high
on crit rate but honestly it is close to
one to two you're right I'm just uh I
[ __ ] hate crit rate
no okay you know what you're you know
you got me you actually got me it's not
even
imbalanced 79 * 2 is like 158 so it's
pretty close but I will
say you should have a circle that has
crit damage sub but honestly okay fine
build's not bad you got me fine I'll
give it to you build's
good you got me I just have this thing
where you know I'm not even going to
talk okay finina set
that's okay uh it only has one good
substat though because you don't use
attack defense and probably not
em um but it's 27 crit value it's okay
uh you could definitely get a better one
though this one's better it has ER and
HP and
em it's okay sounds are hard it's okay
uh this is a bit rough
okay fer kazy gives you some crit rate
so you actually have more than it like
your ratio is a bit better than it looks
it's actually your ratio is okay you're
only 150 ER though and for casual
gameplay in a team that doesn't have
another Hydro I highly recommend more I
personally would tell you to just go ER
sand um you could use fav but you
already have uh like festering which is
fine it has an ER weapon I would
recommend an ER sand okay um but again
better than I was expect you don't play
Nita better than I was
expecting um let's look at
U let's not look at U
um vent is on VV which is good he's on
scy harp which is fine um it depends on
your build right okay this is I also
have C1 venti this is the worst
constellation in the game by the way for
those of of you who don't know what C1
veny is first of all you
probably 99% of people don't know what
C1 ventti does it makes them fire a
second Arrow it literally does nothing
however I noticed that you are crowned
normal attacks so you might be just
charge attacking on your ventti which is
something I respect tremendously even
though you shouldn't do it oh three
arrows it's two more arrows it's three
arrows my
bad now let's look at your build
okay okay wait this might be the worst
flower of all time
it I mean okay I
mean there's a chance you benched venti
and play kazua so it's fine now if you
want to play venti uh uh oh was the sand
even I didn't even look at the sand was
it HP it was
HP um maybe you bench venty so we're not
going to talk too much about him now I
will say though if you do play him um
main stat over substat although you
really want the set effect so I get it
but focus on your main stats uh you
either go full em swirl build or if
you're playing him you know on a high
base stack weapon maybe in a team with
Bennett you can build for some damage
and go for anemo and crit which is fine
as well um but you definitely don't
don't want HP
okay okay um I'm going to say this is a
character you ah okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay no no no no no no
okay okay okay okay okay okay deep
breath deep breath okay again casual
player this is constructive advice not a
roast okay I will say though this might
be the most like mistakes I've seen in a
row look a few things
firstly you have 77 em on two
characters a few things firstly Ryan's
normal attacks do nothing and given your
gameplay I don't think this is just like
you choosing to level her normals
because you want to I think you think
that it increases the damage of her
normals in her burst so I'm just here to
tell you as a constructive criticizer
that it does
uh and leveling her normals does nothing
so you should level her skill to nine
that's when it stops increasing your
burst damage and level your burst to 10
okay level 9 is fine but uh yeah you
don't want your normal attacks to be 10
outside of that your weapon choice is
good but your artifact uh you really
want four emblem on Ryden on some
characters twopiece twopiece is great on
Ryden the the damage you gain from four
emblem is astronomical compared to two
Beast glad and two Beast emblem so you
really want four piece emblem now before
I even look at your stats I also want to
say that for your
constellations I am not someone who
cares about constellations okay I don't
think you need to pull for them I don't
think you need to spend money I don't
advocate for getting constellations I
think CZ Ryden is great and you don't
need any now the one thing I will say
though is that C1 Ryden is just a weird
stopping point so is C1 venty and J I
think you just have a weird selection of
constellations that's all I'm saying now
I don't think again don't pull for for I
don't think you need to pull for
constellations or anything like that but
if you are going to either stop at czo
Ren or get C2 C1 is just weird now maybe
you got two ryen maybe you're waiting
for next rerun maybe you just got lucky
I'm not here to roast you I'm just
saying the three constellations you do
have especially venty and Ryden are a
bit suspicious to say the
least but it's okay like you know maybe
you just got a double five star but it's
okay now let's look at your artifacts
honestly this would be a perfect piece
for like a finina even though it's not
on the right set the HP is insane for
other characters for ryen it's still
fine right it's good crit it is what it
is it's fine uh like for for Abyss like
this is fine or yolan actually yeah
you're right yolan this would be great
no ER but like so much HP and crit this
would be great for Yan
feather uh ER attack crit damage no crit
rate but like again it's fine um attack
Sands is a viable choice I typically
recommend ER for comfort and especially
engulfing
um so I would recommend ER St but it
like we'll see how much ER you have this
might be the worst Goblet of all time
and it's not it's an offset
piece uh let me look at your circlet
this might also be the worst ciret of
all time okay so here's the thing you
have two glad pieces and this isn't even
the right set for her so it would
unironically be better to go for an
emblem um golet that's either Electro or
attack both are great on
Ryden or uh a crit rate cir that even
had no substats cuz this is basically no
substats the only one here that benefits
you is the energy recharge and it's only
4% and EM might help a bit in some teams
but it's not needed okay so you could
really just go for emblem and your right
it would be six times better um even if
you don't have the best pieces what's
your
ratio it's a work in progress It's okay
it's a work in progress
um lost prayer maret now your lost
prayer is level 20 so maybe this is new
it might be new
um your W is 70 though there's no way
you got you should definitely level your
stuff sack frag
20 okay what is this
doing cuz honestly your other pieces are
like kind of okay like this circle's
fine like it's really good if you need
the ER this would be good on attack
scaler not so much nlet
maybe you don't play him yet I mean he
he he's level eight maybe you just got
him anyways constructive advice your
arino is actually pretty good uh you
could use a better Circle but it's fine
uh your finina needs more ER like way
more it's an HP circlet but it's never
leet it's
fine it's fine honestly
um your finina needs more ER and your AR
no your um G okay I didn't even look at
your G your G is cooked you you want a
four piece or two piece twopiece if
you're playing I don't know what you're
playing uh your Ryden really wants four
emblem like absolutely and also well you
already leveled them so it's
fine but hey congrats on clearing the
abyss um I respect it don't let anyone
take this this achievement away from you
okay
congrats this is so
funny like writing a rotation like this
guy's going to do
it I mean I would appreciate it I guess
but um actually you should arino e wait
for a bit for it to cook and while
you're waiting swap through kazwa swirl
some pyro swap the
finina oh wait they replied to
something oh wait they got a platinum
trophy wait what does that
mean says the guy who just reviewed
their entire
account you got me you got
me like I was trying to be constructive
because even though they probably won't
watch this there's there's there's
there's a decent amount of people in
here there's probably a few of you that
that have accounts that look like that
and that's fine but this is just like
tips on how to make it better you know
I'm sure it helped someone I'm new as
Dory better than Ki and Hy no ki's
better um what is this I don't really
remember since it's been a while since I
got most of them but yeah there's a lot
of timeconsuming
ones he's a list some of the longer ones
to
get yeah they seem like just a casual
exploration player that's fine I'm glad
they cleared the abyss I've said this to
some of the other people on here but I'm
trying to build more characters now so
thanks for the advice
they appreciate the advice the account
review was not for nothing it was not
for nothing
bro I am I am the change I want in
society and it just turned 4:00 a.m. and
I [ __ ] didn't claim my
dailies but yeah keep on keeping on
you're doing great
um if you ever watch this but
definitely the few things I mentioned
dude dude that could be the next account
fixing video I fixed the viral PS5
players account Cinema C bro they're
recording on a [ __ ] what are they
recording on Playstation
capture okay
anyways uh but they well I guess they
zero star cleared so there's I could
definitely make them three star clear I
guess or nine star
they don't know you buddy dude even
better we have this dude we share the
same name we are both
Nick okay I have to play meide bro
that what if I didn't cuz I'm tired and
right now I'm like Delirious anything I
see is scary bro remember like remember
when I saw chori zoomed up and I was
afraid That was cuz I was
tired where's the short of let me look
this up afraid of women I can't
zos why did someone just redeem wish
X I found it why did that Google search
work and with 500 Channel
points
500k fine but I mean I don't want to we
can either build pity or we try to get
Hunter's path why are you pulling cuz
someone redeemed it with Channel
points yeah we did get H's path in one
Temple this is one Temple I didn't even
want why is diona
here yeah it feels good to win it feels
good to still flexing dude I she scared
me you don't have it feels good still
flexing dude
I she scared
me
anyways why are you slowly getting a
beard cuz my electric razor doesn't work
so I'm using the manual one and it hurts
so I'm just like
lazy um
pull
Evelyn yeah the golden
D
Legend
Night lucky or not at least you tried
anyways should I should I launch zzz and
Pole or should I put the me in the
side just put the bag in the just put
the bag in the bag
bro just put the hawk in the Tua
bro both deal
nah [ __ ] it me side I made a promise
I'll [ __ ] keep
it can you goblet Flex please don't
don't a wall okay
wait let me uh let me goblet
Flex um what's a goblet that's actually
good that would make people okay I need
a goblet that makes people that play a
character that I don't play
Jealous okay uh yoia goblet reminescent
29.5 crit damage 7.4 crit rate ER as
well even though it's not really needed
okay uh what
else do you have a good dendr goblet I
actually have a really good deepwood one
that I got like the first week of sumu
release
um it is currently on
Emily 12 crit rate 13 crit damage 5.2
ER pretty
tasty 7 out of 10 dude I don't even have
like insane go well I have some but like
my goblets are like well this one's
pretty cracked but it's on the wrong set
and roll flat
attack like my gobets are my least
flexible
pieces my Sands are worse on average but
I
have some really cracked Sands that
aren't attack and I have this same one
piece but outside of that my my um my
goblets
are usually kind of
wishy-washy this is insane well it's on
wanders anyways let's move on
now the long
awaited
content I don't even know how long it's
been since our
last our last session with our um our
wife
dude I'm going to get jump scared so
bad one second let me uh I don't
remember what scene I used for
this so I'm just going to use this one
and then I'll move my camera here one
second game capture properties
hi okay wait wa wait um I was top right
last time should I make myself
[Music]
smaller wait let me pull up the meide
video we started
on
um I'll just pull up a clip Channel
me
side turn off the
lights
[Music]
true yeah I was top right but I was um
my thing was a bit smaller I think maybe
like
this wait let me look at Markiplier how
big is his cam
oh
oh that's about this
[Music]
size okay let me change my [ __ ] it's
time oh wait mods already changed
it oh w w
mods hey I still owe you guys Discord
Nitro you'll get it you'll get it I
promise you'll get it I promise
[Music]
wa there's still too much lights
[Music]
[Music]
sorry
speedr hello chat okay it is
time me time let me time stab this this
better be a banger Bro 2 hour4 meide
start yo build with the 10 [ __ ]
gifted thank you very much I appreciate
it thank you thank you thank you is this
no this we had more lights last time no
all of the
[Music]
lies
yeah is this good or do we want another
light
on this is
[Music]
fine this is
romantic
good oh that I missed you sorry okay um
wait but if I'm resuming the video
should be in game before I like have a
good time playing I mean I guess we
could just like cut and then resume here
it's
fine Mouse over exit wait what happens
if you put the mouse over
exit oh it
moves that's
funny oh what is she doing with her face
wait she locks
in wait what wait what's
happening oh she goes from smile to
neutral D that's [ __ ]
[Music]
up sorry okay anyways um all right we're
back it's the following day meide part
two we're going to finish the game in in
two sittings I guess uh it's not
actually the next day it's been like a
month but like it is what it is okay I
missed Cappy very much I just got sick
so we're back with meide we're back with
Maita uh also I I'm really tired cuz I
just woke up from a nap so everything is
scary to me so I shouldn't be playing
this right now but I'm going to because
I said I would and I'm a man of my
word I'm a man of my word she's nodding
her head bro
same achievement count as
genin I got pat on the
head
close not available not W that looks
cool that looks like [ __ ] lyette bro
what the hell is
this that looks like some [ __ ] that's
going to kill me I probably shouldn't
have seen that what the hell is that
bro I'm afraid
[Music]
okay
anyways I hope there's no jump
scares okay let's continue dude I don't
want
to I just want to like spend time with
Cappy I miss Cappy um I heard there's a
sleepy meub but we didn't unlock her yet
I just want to like have fun I don't
want to be scared I don't want there to
be like a dark room I just want to see
my wife and have a good time okay
and I'm just going to like talk us
through it like through the the the the
the the the pain let me go game settings
let me do um good
morning I want to change my sensitivity
mouse sensitivity we're going to put
this at
like8 oh I clicked back to
menu okay I was just practicing my 180
flicks cuz like I've been playing okay
anyways hello hello let me turn it
up wait they're making me redo
this I already did
this okay
editor 5x speed
this
okay okay don't don't say you've never
met her okay uh I've met her I
think are you a fool dude if this is if
this is like 5x speed should I just like
hit like funny
po okay sorry come on help me find the
key already um it's
here nope it's not found oh it is hey I
got it
okay capture
I forgot like how it feels to be in this
game come oh gate what's up push the
iron in the
pipe where the [ __ ] the iron that's
wood
oh there you
go just put the iron in the pipe now get
me that wood okay here you go
sorry
okay
nice did I miss
Ma some more help
please what is meide even about okay
I'll say it while we're this power is
going to be fast forward anyway so I'll
say it while we're stalling cuz we're
catching up basically you have a
girlfriend on your app okay there's a
phone app with like a girlfriend and
then she sucks you into the app and then
or comes out of the phone one of the two
and then she's like your your girlfriend
and you love her and you're trying to
save her cuz there's a crazy one like
yeah I don't really know we'll figure it
out I mean like you don't even know
everything yet cuz we're like only
halfway through the game but basically
we have a girlfriend but one of her is
scary and wants to kill us but the other
one loves us so like
yeah press it come
on it's not that arm okay then just
watch the video when it's
done the first part is edited fully so
like it won't be that stalled nice use
the key okay we got it we're back we got
the key we got the key we're back I
thought the check I I didn't know it
only resumed from checkpoints but I get
it uh we're here and we're probably
about to get uh eaten alive but
honestly anything just to see my wife
again sorry I'm just fixing my mic
immersion break okay let's go
wait what oh I need to shrink the key oh
no I don't never mind I'm stupid okay
sorry sorry sorry [ __ ] dude I'm tired
please okay go bye-bye
silly oh no not again wait are the game
sounds
quiet okay wait let me let me just turn
up let me just turn up pause imersion
break let me just turn it up
I think it's a bit
quiet oh oh wait is that 100
volume um is there a reason why it's
quiet okay the game's quiet but it might
get louder I don't know um for now we're
back here in the darkness uh Maita I
miss you now please don't scare me let
me fix my okay I'm ready there's a
control this where we played Just Dance
with or Dance Revolution with uh
um I don't know what type of what Maita
that was but it was a Maita it was a
Maita thank you Pats for the 19 months
let me let me I'll you know what I'll
mute alerts for immersion one second
thank you though I appreciate
it okay we're locked
in it was Cappy you fake fan no sorry
sorry I
miss I just got jump scared by a lamp
bro I told you I'm tired bro dude dude
like I'm [ __ ] right now no man I
thought that was like
a okay I'm locked
in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm
locked in I'm ready I'm ready just just
get it over with just put the bag in
the what the hell is this
bro what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ]
are
you wait when I look away from
it oh does it like get closer When I
Look
Away uh um guys why are there no
sounds I hello what
the bro bro bro bro oh hey cppy hey I
miss you how are how are you doing is
there someone behind me there's someone
behind me um um hey what the hell is
happening yo yo hello hello hello H
hello why is there a robot bro why is
there
a bro am I going to die what is
this okay I I can see that they move
when I don't look at them uh which is
cool now I don't know where I'm going I
guess I'm going here and there are more
of them but I'm ready like I'm I'm not
like afraid I'm ready um you know I
expect Ed it to be a peaceful return but
instead it is just me left with my
own
hey the ring opens the right door I
honestly don't know how it works hi I oh
this is a good one I remember how are
you doing what's up with this place it's
super
dark go towards the exit meet me in the
arcade machine
hurry up don't beardy oh
no okay let's
go meet me in the arcade
machine I'm locked in I'm locked
in it's a new Maita by the way oh am I
cooked sorry new Maita okay locked in
let's go let's
go what the hell is this please remove
these boxes and get the sofa over here
okay check all the dummies oh
no okay let me turn my sounds to 100 out
of sorry I'm turning my sounds to 100
out of 100 it's at 90 right now I'm
boosting everything max
volume I want to hear them okay go
scanning required I need to get to your
screen wait
so you need to ensure this prototype is
the right one first scan it okay it's
clear not the right
one check the version and Bone
quantity 330 bones okay I mean it's a
robot take this prototypes data film and
compare it to the standard is this like
papers please take this protype and
compare it to the standard how do I do
that
bro oh uh I mean it looks the same as
just flashing red instead of blue or
green how do I I can't take it oh oh I
have to
like I get it it's identical no it's a
perfect match now let's check the
emotions okay my my sorry my mouse went
on my second monitor uh let's click on
this
one
okay the specimen successfully shows
emotions time to test
Behavior okay
cool
spin good bow we checked everything it
matches now pull up the lever but but
bro look at her it what does it match
Bro Look at
Her yay now that's the skin on pass her
the box of clothes
wait Chad don't look that's my
wife how do I
that's it see those lights on top one of
them turned green which means we did it
right your turn I'll be back when all
the lights turn green good
luck scanning
required
okay um this is the scan
button 350 bone quantity wasn't the last
one like
336 or something isn't this
wrong I'm not going to look at chat I
don't to get spoiled but I'm pretty sure
this is wrong no
can I just kick her
out oh there's requirements v1.08 bone
quantity through okay so it is fine okay
cool um okay I mean that's a perfect
match let's see the emotions
okay yep this looks scary bro the eyes
no she looks fine never
mind yep up and then do a do a spin yes
sir and then do a bow
hey looks
good pass through the
clothes uh sounds good sounds good okay
I'm ready one more scanning required no
bro no
no get the hell out of here scanning
required
sure
um oh yeah I have to click this
34 okay looks no the version's
wrong I mean the version's literally
wrong so
goodbye is that it oh there's more you
did it
woohoo
Okay
cool so what were those fake ones all
about is she right behind
me oh hey
let me turn this up a little bit sorry
we're still getting um I don't know why
my settings are off I made a Flash and
Bone and you have dummies inside of
you that's the gist of it right but why
do I need this
information I was telling you that going
further was dangerous just for the laws
okay why did you say that you'll run
into those dummies no no
no you're telling me there's going to be
[ __ ] like faceless mannequins running
at
me don't turn your back on them and
don't let them out of your
sight it's the [ __ ] Boo from
Mario okay so they're like Weeping
Angels or whatever bro I hate this [ __ ]
no
oh my God I actually dude I can't do
this
bro you can talk to her more
Hello
um uh what are you doing here still
don't get it I'm helping you settle
in that's nice of you oh that's kind of
[ __ ] up why is it so dark downstairs
are more than the dark I need to remain
there for a while
imagine pain of moving from Darkness
straight into the
light why are there other meas
downstairs they just got their skins and
now they need time to gain a little more
self-
awareness to guide each one to their own
homes what is this conveyor belt for
wait
where is there enough room for everyone
one oh
there wait don't tell me you don't
understand how the world
works and that it's endless
endless um what what do you mean if 1.9
is the latest
version then there are only 19
[Music]
worlds I'll use this Blackboard to
explain all okay want to hear about it
absolutely uh please sure go ahead
anything to make me not have to face
those
mannequins wait something where I always
fell asleep out of
boredom you can leave out of anytime or
stay in listen I would never leave you I
would never leave
you okay downlo
new home and a new this is a 2d
representation
okay these other
versions
okay the houses are placed on each line
okay yeah
1.14 which means a new life was created
on that version
okay a new
house heavens
can I ask about the details in this
drawing and I'll do my best to explain
so there's like a new one I get it I get
it but why are there multiple okay why
is this one uh grayed
out why is the circle
shaded um that one's
here because of pretty ma she drew
it we arguing over who could reach
version 1.1 the
that's kind of cute so who
won me of
course look we're
here in version
1.15 House Index
809 we need to reach version
1.11 that's kind of helpful thank you
pretty
R so pretty suggested this
path and then I drew the simplest
here look it's so
obvious I just go directly
forehead well it may seem like the house
is in the way that it blocks your
path anyway your ring Works based on the
same
principles where you headed the
[Music]
core if you been sent to the shortest
route you'll go through version
1.12 you'll definitely encounter sleepy
Maita yes sleepy Ma I think the me to
sent you came up with the same path hey
bet you realized you'll visit some other
version okay or hasn't realized perhaps
she's a genius yeah she's probably a
genius and let come up with an even
shorter route bro I'm going to lock in I
might get it okay wait what is this uh
tree is that the core what is this
drawing or does it mean means
something
yeah it's just a doodle wait really it's
just a doodle okay sorry what is uh this
why is there a single
Circle the version was launched just
once we never Disturbed it
again because it's genuinely
unique another unique thing about this
version that there are no pass around it
sleepy ma resides in this version 1.1
sleepy Ma
because she never gets to sleep with
everyone passing through her version
question
mark okay that's not it okay uh please
remove these boxes and get the sofa over
there what's this what is this
about that's for t ma she'll be here in
a few
hours wait can I wait there's a [ __ ]
strong
ma because my butt hurts
maybe I could
help
no okay she has strength for it I'll
wait for her okay what about you uh
what's your version am I wrong or I met
you in the latest version question mark
or perhaps it's just my
imagination well it's quite possible I'm
from version
1.5 have you been to it I have that's
where I arrived bro I told you you guys
remembered her when I was thrown into
this world
whoa what house next were you in there's
a me who just can't stop whining a me
who loves oh okay never
mind a me with bad memory and a me who
likes bullying others it's a long
list another tell me what you recall it
was
dark and there were
writings
like play with me uh
[Music]
ah what a bummer that's the me who
bullies and forgets
things
[Applause]
okay she's not
okay so um can I just be honest with
chat I'm GNA die and I don't like scary
things and I also don't like things that
you have to look at so they don't kill
you now I am worried that if I don't
look at them I get jump scared um so I
don't know what's going to happen I'm
just ready to die and we'll see what
happens and we'll see I think I'm going
to tank it one time like let them let's
just shut up let's just shut
up I don't even know where I have to go
like where do I have to go they
didn't Okay so
okay I have to look at them what happens
if I don't look at them they come
closer okay come closer now
what I don't know bro where am I
going
yo I'm going to get cornered aren't I
I'm going in here
oh what
the bro get the [ __ ] off me
oh there's an aggressive
one run dummies and forgotten p no
no you [ __ ] you
you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
[ __ ] I'm going to get the video
demonetized stop talking go
go okay if I'm in a corner I see
everyone you can't outrun them okay oh
good you can't outrun
them um okay so this is like the back
rooms game I played now I don't know
maybe I have to bait them oh I have to
group them like Kaza swirl okay I have
to group them I have to group them
okay nah bro nah
nah okay
why do I hear
steps bro I'm
dead okay I have to I think I run like
to the right let's say and then I turn
around I'm
dead I think it's too late bro I think
it's too late
like what if I'm
here bro bro I'm dead okay I think I
need to reset I think I need to reset
let me run forward I'm going to
die bro bro bro watch your [ __ ] I'm
dead I'm dead I need to reset I need to
reset I need to reset bro I need to
reset
just just [ __ ] die just
die okay I got this I got about this
okay I'm going to Sprint to the
right oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm
dead what okay okay okay
um I'm going to run where do I run bro
where do I run
wait what if I
run what if I run like no bro I don't
think forward works
like to a pillar
maybe and then I look
here am I dead I'm
dead bro
what
bro oh okay okay what if
I can I Sprint to like up I want to go
my goal okay here's how I'm thinking I
think I can Sprint all the way to the
corner of one side
right but I don't know if I can outrun
like there's a loser there that I have
to keep looking at so like what if I
like run
here and
then okay we're cooking there might be
something behind us that kills me but if
there isn't I think we're cooking
okay we're cooking this is good this is
good this is good this is good this is
good this is good this is good I keep
have to check I have to check this is
good this is good what is that
what why is that light lit up bro like
where did I
go do I have to go there I feel like I
have to go
there no no no I'm going to die
have them grouped bro
kazwa oh they're stunned by
the I don't know how to how do you
climb oh I have to click I was pressing
F bro I was pressing F to interact oh my
God I did it bro I hate those
[ __ ]
oh okay oh there's like a sun thing hey
thanks whoever made that we did it
that's why you should pull for
C sorry genin reference we're playing
another game okay what is this okay this
cool
okay this is cool what's this like a
vault
Canada wait we're like in space what the
hell wait where the heck am I this kind
of pretty though open the
passage okay
sorry
um maybe it's over
here I just tried clicking on lock doors
all
good
beep
what oh I get
it okay boom boom boom I've done these
puzzles before I've
played I've played these games
before
uh nice
cool uh
lever guess I go
back over
there if there were three people on a
train track that you didn't know but on
the other train track there was like a a
family family member of yours and the
train was naturally going to hit your
family
member would you pull the lever cuz then
you're like taking an action but in in
turn you save your family
member I don't know okay this's another
one is this uh boom boom boom boom boom
boom
boom boom wait I should probably think
boom boom boom boom Oh I
can't I'm cooked reset reset
um boom boom this feels right oh you
can't okay I get it you can't cross it
now I get it okay um so you go boom boom
boom no you can't go boom cuz that's
that's messed up you have to start here
then that then that then that then that
I got it first try okay this one this
one's also simple
this this this
this I messed it
up okay reset
um you can't you can't start
there you have to do this and then this
and then that oh I figured out he cooked
a
authorized boom
someone said idiot
top
hey you dropped the fridge oh yeah you
almost killed me that's
okay fridge I mean the fridge wait it's
Zooms in on
her
okay you think I'll believe that come on
I missed a bit of attack cuz I zoomed in
on her sorry but seriously this place is
dangerous especially for you wait can't
I read the text she said I had nothing
to do with it
okay okay I don't mean to be under her
bro but like I want to zoom in okay
whatever it's fine bro I didn't mean to
go under I just wanted to see her okay
sorry sorry sorry sorry as you pass
through the place is so entertaining run
Pumpkin Run oh she called me pumpkin
I'll catch up out a
boy wait why does she sound like
why does she sound like
that I kind of like her what Maita is
this she's kind of
crazy the cable car that's the longest
path between
versions I wonder how you'll
deal with those who live there in that
fog break a
leg I guess that is the crazy one wait
what is it zooming into bro okay bro bro
bro bro
I'm sorry sorry I'm not trying to sorry
what is it in this fridge nothing she
just dropped the fridge on me
um I'm going to turn my voice The Voice
volume up a bit
too I'm not I'm not going to do the I'm
not goar poing Easter egg I'm not bro
I'm
not okay goodbye um wait where do I
go wait she just said good luck but I
don't know where hey can I talk to you
can I jump where do I go hello there's a
dude there okay I mean we'll
see oh I probably just go back on
another path wait what's over here
though wait a second now I get that I'm
probably supposed to go over there but
what if I
uh what if I go over
here wait a
second what the [ __ ] is this
don't kill oh dark wait are these like
usernames blue archive what the
[ __ ] chop r Wait these have to be like
Jose Ricardo that has to be like [ __ ]
random usernames of people that played
the game I guess beef
sandwich okay that's cool um
am I here no okay what's it what's this
I feel like I'm going to die so like I'm
worried praying for you oh great Maita
praying for you oh great Maita wait is
this like a Discord server input
text wa how do I
type press any button or stack back I'm
going to
oh wait I was actually typing it but it
doesn't matter what I press it does it
look I'll press a random key it does T I
just press like n oh I see it forces you
to write this jump to Discord requires
browser wait
what wait is it actually going to put me
in a [ __ ] server
oh is it like their Discord
server let me see what this
is it's not I can't
click well why can't I click bro I can't
click
Oh
e it literally just invited me to their
official
Discord okay that's pretty
funny okay that's funny uh am I dead
when I turn
around maybe good luck okay I'm not
dead that was cool wait but so are these
just like what wait what are these are
these people that joined the Discord or
just people that played the
game Dio
[Music]
dim all right okay let's keep
going hello how you doing okay goodbye
miss you miss
you
okay wait what just
happened do it minus one Easter egg okay
fine but I don't want like what if it's
weird what if I'm just like zooming in
through her [ __ ]
underwear
oh okay sorry fool you silly head okay
sorry
sorry okay it actually was uh uh okay
sorry C
sorry I got called a
baka um okay so we
probably go to the New Path now what is
the New Path I don't know I think it's
over
there I think it's over
here this is
cool can I jump off let me check
no
um
okay that's interesting that's my
house but where are the
walls okay that's a heavy gust of wind
bro
average day in London I I assume I've
never been I don't know uh from what
I've heard it's like Wind and Rain I I
don't know uh it was like that in Canada
recently too there's been a lot of wind
there's been a lot of
snowstorms
uh the hell is
this wait this is
cool take the cable
car oh hello
isn't that the one with the that helped
us tiny Meo
hello where are you
going where are you going do you need
help with anything you going to school
or I don't know do you do you work I
mean I assume I don't know if you have a
job here if you go to class or if you're
like hello oh sorry
hey what are why are you following me
piss off no
she she's got a [ __ ] mouth bro foul
language well I'm going
back you think I have a sharp tongue
wait where are you oh she [ __ ]
blocked
it okay well
guess we go
back the hell's happening to the
chairs
okay she mogged you I got
mogged okay what's happening in the
cable
car wait let me fix my second monitor
yeah we're good what's in the cable car
what are you doing here who's
there another player I'm
[Music]
metaphone no but it's the only path I
have press the button and get behind the
cannon the the cannon uh-huh you thought
you were just going to Walt right
through it you've got to clear this
moner slapping minii game he let's go
get ready to blast yes sir I'm always
ready to [ __ ]
Blast how do I sit down how do I how do
i e e oh I got
it dude look at my aim bro Celestial
Rank by the
way okay let's go right time to hit the
road
okay do you have to reload no you
don't okay good shot good
shot
okay watch just flick watch this
flick all good next one next one nice
head shot next
one
[ __ ] okay I didn't know you could head
shot them all good
one day aim lbs will sponsor me oh
[ __ ]
ah
bro I was trying to be cool I was trying
to be cool it didn't work it did not
work dude he just ducked under my
shot
okay get him get him in the head bro
takes like three three shots if it's not
head shot amazing he thank
you hey get out of here nice and
quick all right see you goodbye
metaphone you were nice bye bye wait a
second you think I'm just going to
scroll past this [ __ ] meour he tour I
don't know what that says let's play it
oh he tour this looks like Doom what is
this
attention we must punish the Devils
you're up Maita give them a severe
whipping but be careful they'll fight
back wait is this literally
Doom oh
[ __ ] oh
my okay um all right let's go well I to
I lost all my HP in the lava can I just
reset let me just reset let's just reset
all right let's
go dude I like the soundtrack I don't
know why it's so quiet
though look at this Oh I thought it was
like a spray gun it's you have to like
tap can I just okay can full disclosure
I uh I've never played Doom so I don't
know if you have to like run into them
or if you have to like kite you know
like I've never played this game but
it's all good I'm doing well so far I'm
doing
well
ah okay I think I need to kite I think I
need to back up I think I
need what the hell
is
okay what where am I
going can I make this jum nope you can't
well maybe you can but I
can't I'm
dead
yo yo yo yo chill chill on me Chill on
me I'm trying to heal up from the
kills okay let's just
I might have the worst movement in in
all of mankind bro okay I'll good all
good what's over here what's over
here let over here no that's a spawn oh
right click jumps I
see wait this is where I came from
where' you come from where' you go
where' you come from
Kat nope yeah let's go over here
um win oh death one
okay
um okay well I won is that it that was
fun I think I made that seem a lot
harder than it was well I didn't get an
achievement though is there more to
do 19 out of 20 did I miss
something wait how do I I can't play it
again oh I just got an achievement
oh sorry I'm dumb okay I got an
achievement all right let's
go okay what's over
here wait a second is
that what is that oh I got teleported
here oh I see okay what's up
[Music]
D I can sense you listen to me
I am a player yes what on Earth is going
on
here help me find find a what
the wait why are all the windows broken
find the pieces and assemble the picture
on the
table okay um there's an anime
figurine I don't know you played gacha
games
oh I found one this is the bite mark on
my
arm
okay
um what
the I'm going to keep looking at
you wait what is
this okay you can break the clock that's
cool um
that probably means something but too
dumb to figure it out give me
this I wanted to forget everything
once hey are you okay I broke every
mirror ruined the pictures but
now all I feel is Regret how stupid I
was everybody makes mistakes sure but
what do you
do when the consequence
kic I wish I could just turn back
time wish I could turn back
time to the good old
days
hello do you think something happens if
I keep looking at
this I don't think
so okay um
anything in here
no okay anything in uh these boxes nope
okay
save system file not found
X
okay
um oh there's a piece right
here how many do I
need what is
this is a Time heal all wounds
wounds but what is time added character
to profile
hey and I beg you please speed up
time once and for
all bro go away okay
oh no no no no no no I don't like this I
don't like this I don't like
this oh okay that's where you okay um I
need one more I think there's slippers
can I grab these no okay I don't know
why I would ask that uh what
bro hello go away okay
whatever file found cool oh that was a
mirror oh
bet she's loves I was able to love too
wait wait let me listen to her let me
listen to her but my love's different
her love is
vibrant despicable burning
Relentless
envious Furious
crazy okay there's probably another
piece somewhere
um I don't know where where did I not
look I feel like I looked most places
um did I look in here I don't remember I
don't think
so I don't remember crouching
down walk up to her sagge I did you
can't hug her I
tried where is she hey you
okay bro I [ __ ] I hate you I hate you
Chad I hate you I hate you I hate you
bro I hate you I hate you I hate you I
hate
you I hate you chat okay let's uh I
think that might be the last piece I
think that might be the last no it's not
okay we need one more piece one piece no
I don't know maybe it's more than one uh
let me not oh wait I don't like going in
this
what is this the same
room it looks like the same room it's
the same
room okay
um so where would the another piece be
there could be one I think I looked oh I
didn't look
here okay
I don't like what that just did but it's
okay uh there could be
one like behind
something
useless worthless nothing at all okay uh
there could be one maybe
like I'm sorry that you're trapped here
okay I I genuinely am I'll save you
oh here it has to be okay it's
not
[Music]
bro do I have to [ __ ] make an
image oh I have to oh it's me playing in
the in the I see I see I don't know if I
have enough though but I definitely have
the bottom
like that and
then this goes there this goes like this
goes here and then this goes
there wait why is your face blurt
out I did
it and you use
glue oh I
see and why is there face out man it's
kind of messed
up oh my God I just noticed
something I've had my genin open in the
background the whole time and it's on
one volume so there's been like a very
faint oh my okay I just closed
[Laughter]
it sorry okay we're back we're back
sorry uh hey I fixed this picture of you
by the way do you want it
or what's
up am I supposed to give it to her last
time don't kill
me a drawing I remember now thank you
you're
welcome but my face
oh they don't have a face it's all
her she took a piece of me
threw it away she's strong and
clever I have no right to stop you
player Chad my dad's awake I hear him
look in the
wardrobe what's in the
wardrobe
oh can you stop first of all how did I
get here second of all can we stop with
these [ __ ] dolls
bro can we stop with these [ __ ]
dolls I'm dead
bro bro stop of course you can open the
door now of course you can open a
door I'm stuck I'm stuck I literally
can't move oh it just killed
me wait what
okay um
run [ __ ] it hey goodbye goodbye
hey oh [ __ ]
I'm
dead but okay I want to like keep the if
I keep these guys and I walk I walk I
moon walk then they can't kill me but I
don't know if there's any behind me so
like this is an experiment like I might
die goodbye
okay lock in lock in I hate this part
bro I hate this
part go go go go run run I'm dead
there's a wall here I don't remember
which way to go I'm going to go left and
Sprint go [ __ ]
run wait how did she catch up to me I
was sprinting bro I was
I'm dead okay you can't you can't you
have to look back you have to look back
okay you have to look back at least a
bit you have to look back a
bit oh can you stop them from going
through the
wall okay okay I'm ready I'm ready so
you go here then you run but then at the
wall you [ __ ] watch 180 boom Oh my
God I
almost oh my I'm dead I thought that was
a safe spot I thought I could like hug
the cubby I thought I could hug the wall
I don't know what to do there I feel
like there's one in every angle
is there not one in every [ __ ]
angle like
everywhere everywhere I go there's a
dude
okay D they're catching
up what
if I don't know if I can like 180
oh yeah that
one this one might be faster bro this
one's speed
running I don't think I make
this what if I run what if I run and I I
spin
or
H do they only kill me when I look at
them I know there's probably an answer
in chat I don't want to
look
cuz let me try something let me try
something I know I'm going to die so get
ready what if I like stare at the wall
does it turn me okay it turns me around
cuz I was thinking if I like just
sprinted without looking at them like I
read I looked up yeah okay like if I
just like look down am I dead
wait but is that cuz it's in my
losos would it still turn me around if I
do this wait it
doesn't what the
is this cheating okay I died it's not
cheating it's not it doesn't work it
doesn't work well maybe it does but not
for her bro the red one is
op
H have an
idea oh no it's
cooked I wanted to like what if I bait
that one over here no I can't
let me try this again [ __ ]
it I'm cooked
bro okay I know that there's a zombie at
the end of the right tunnel but I think
you have to go there I think you have
to yeah maybe I have to turn around I
don't know bro I don't know maybe I have
to turn around but like I don't want to
at least it's not like scary anymore
like it's just a game you get me like at
least it's not
scary um I think she's too
close I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm
maybe it like freezes them for like a
period of time you know maybe like every
time
I they kind of Hit the Nita like maybe I
like run and then like freeze I run
freeze I freeze freeze freeze freeze
freeze oh my God
I'm
dead I figured it out oh my God okay
okay okay you just have to like I get it
please no more mannequins please I love
this game no more mannequins that's
cool that's a [ __ ] salt shaker salt
shaker I don't know I don't know what
that is um she just wants to sleep saved
oh my God we got a checkpoint wait
sleepy me where
are she's just sleeping wait let me
examine the room first everything looks
normal everything looks
normal can I can I can I sleep too no
what there's a ducky
okay
okay hello hello ma
ma ma wake
up
okay M
me okay okay I would more than happily
let her sleep but like we're about to
die so I kind of I kind of need
help I don't think she wakes
up
um is there anything else I can click
on I I can't click on anything
else okay what's over
here your normal room you have a picture
of you sleep
sleeping what the [ __ ] is
this okay um no it's a trap no it's a
trap clever book what to do with all
that all these books
run okay well I trust
her
um can I
leave but I can but I don't want
to what's over here
okay
pumpkins wait
what oh there's an order wait wait wait
the middle one lit up first it's a
puzzle D DK D
dunk DK dunk
D DK okay well it's the last one I
checked of
course then it's this one oh and then
this one
Cinema new clothes available B [ __ ]
B cool bet uh what's in here no okay um
cheese or hot dogs I don't know what is
this i a m i j Jam a
J
Massacre
okay okay that's cool can I pick up the
teddy bear no can I go back and see
sleepy Maita does she have any like
voice lines or is she just
sleepy hey Ma
okay okay let's see what's over
here
um a lamp and a chair
okay as we press
this okay try to wake ma
up I'll need someone's help here I hope
oh we need two of the I hope M here
doesn't bite I think she'll be
fine yo wake
up I need your
help
[Music]
oh who are you uh help me with the
[Music]
switches or give me a
coffee oh I actually just RW my myself a
coffee come on it's not that far ma ma
okay she's gone I think we have to make
it yeah okay I know to make coffee
though um so it's fine let's go to the
kitchen I'll make her a coffee I'll make
her a coffee um do you have a machine or
do I have to like okay you have like a a
thing okay we can boil water in
here
cool okay
I would make one for myself too but all
good what am I wasting my time on dot
dot dot wait you don't even ask her how
many sugars she wants and you just put
three cubes
in honestly she looks like the type to
want sweet
coffee oh it's instant coffee I mean all
good there's a lot of cans
stir wait why don't you bring the cubes
of sugar and then you ask her as you
wake her up that's Riz bro take
notes um what the [ __ ] is
this wait it's a
banana okay sorry I don't know why I was
about a
banana okay um let's keep
going hey got you your
coffee
ma dude this shit's hot don't just hand
it to her in bed she's going to burn
herself wait she's kind of
pretty hello good
morning okay she's just
stretching
switches you say
yeah how come you know about
them though why do I even
ask considering you're
here you know plenty
already just a
minute I need to sit down
and I don't know what to say
but I need to keep going keep following
the path ring is making for
me I do have her ring
[Music]
yeah so did she just sleep all day does
she have a job
or wait what did I just say that's right
so can you help me with the switches
sure I
will with the switches she's [ __ ]
sleeping in the
chair okay I've done that before not
going to lie ma come on oh let's
go uh all
right all right let's
go talk to take me to the switches oh
hello wait what happens if I just like
hello okay I'm
clipping okay
sorry you going
to
hello wait hello do I have to push
her
hello um can I hold her hand no can I
can I push her no can I
bro wait she follows me this
way does she need to brush her teeth I
don't understand what switches do you
need my help with here
what the [ __ ] it's
me
hello
um do you need to why why are we here
bro do you need to [ __ ] I don't know
get me out come
here why are you there bro she wouldn't
follow me here
but hello oh she does okay um you want
to go to the kitchen do you want food
wait there's a Rubik Cube what
the
bro get up are you that
sleepy hello where you no no no come
here come here come here come here come
here come here
hello
hello do hello do you want to come here
okay she wants to come here
apparently do you want something from
the kitchen or can we leave do you need
breakfast I can I can make you eggs uh I
can make you rice I can make you cereal
that's a good
dish all right nice the door lowkey
hitter but it's fine no no no no hey hey
Ma
wake
up we're
there no stop stop stop stop stop come
here come here what
the okay me too thank
you well I'll start the
countdown and we'll pull the switches
together okay just keep awake
e pull
lever
wonderful thank you
m she was helpful I like this Ma you
might be second under uh Cappy and crazy
Maita but we'll see we'll see we'll wait
till the end of the game okay I'm not
here to rank uh uh the masas I'm off to
sleep you want to go to bed I I can open
the door for
can I can I talk to her no okay okay
good
night okay you're just gonna all right
see you
um apples painting why can I not talk to
her no okay let's press the button get
me out of here please no more mannequins
we're having a good time nothing
happened then what's this button doing
here thought you like crazy me I do
wait no still nothing okay let me press
the button again no it didn't work wait
what I'm sure it did something but I
don't know what there's a TV
um maybe I'm supposed to go back through
the
door it looks like I am what the [ __ ] my
hands are
the blinding light was hitting my eyes I
couldn't move just wait until my vision
cleared bright summer sunlight poured
throughout through the familiar Hall's
Windows after a moment the days faded a
little and I finally glanced around but
as soon as I shifted my seat a sharp
Pang in my gut made my heart race
practically pounding against my shirt
Nick oh I forgot I could input a nick
something was definitely wrong was I
2D I in a 2d
version a dizzy almost suffocating
Darkness crept into my head and I
instinctively pressed my hands into my
lap trying to steady steady my breath my
chest felt tighter like it was squeezing
inward after a few minutes my breathing
settled and I finally dared to think
about what to do next [ __ ] what do I do
now desperately trying to gather my
thoughts I strained my brain searching
for ideas until one came to me right I
should just go back to 3D get out of
bounds like everyone else used to glitch
in the game I can do that too I decided
to go beyond this 2D reality back into
3D I reached out trying to push my hand
through this into this 3D World what the
but nothing damn why isn't it
working and wait where's the ring oh
crap I stopped realizing this was
pointless the interface was intangible
like it really wasn't there
my only choice was to turn back to the
living room I'd have to find that ring
no matter what somehow I'd lost it or
maybe it was hidden somewhere in this
flat Dimension then what the just as I
took a step a cute little girl appeared
out of nowhere she flicked her short
pigtails a Mis chivis gleam in her eyes
watching me from a few steps away I
could feel the excitement rolling off
her and it made me uneasy clearly with a
[ __ ] thing she is the Devil in
Disguise I thought I froze still not
used to the teleporting paranormal types
she let out a sigh and rolled her eyes
that threw me off and I finally decided
I'd be the one to start talking ma she
narrowed her eyes in a challenge and her
voice rang out from all
directions well who else that who else
then have you seen many other girls like
me and with my name she was practically
toying with me acting as if I'd wrong
her somehow or owed her
something you wouldn't believe it if I
told you honestly I don't want to know
who you're poking around with what are
you even doing here you can't just barge
in here her voice was louder now and she
punctuated words by shaking her finger
at me balanced on that slender finger
was the ring the one that somehow
vanished from my hand my jaw dropped her
eyes
sparkled a glint of Triumph breaking
through her dark lashes isn't this what
you happen to lose here I swallow
hard and tugged my collar feeling a knot
in my throat her bold voice combined
with her wild intensity sent the chill
through me I was sure of it now this
wasn't just some girl she was a force of
nature I took a deep breath and said H
I'd really appreciate it if you could
give me the ring and and show me the way
out so this is your little trinket I was
wondering what it was her voice suddenly
softened turning playful and curious I
felt like a weight had had been lifted
off my shoulders the storm had passed
and now she seemed almost flirtatious
her demeanor shifted from Fierce Panther
to curious kitten I blinked but in an
instant the two dimensional Maita
vanished leaving only emptiness in her
place hey I shouted
irritably
bedroom there she was cross-legged on
the bed in the Lotus position as if
she'd been waiting for me to finally
find
her she opened her eyes looking calmly
at the wall for a moment then with the
agility of a circus acrobat she bound it
over to
me I've got it you want the ring weirdo
beat me at Tic TCT toe she grinned P
panting a bit tongue sticking out like a
dog I'm not going to imitate that her
cheeky tone and mischievous smirk were
in full effect I gave her shoulders a
slight nudge to put some space between
us look this really is important just
hand it over a lot depends on it I I
kept my voice steady and matter of fact
but I felt almost ridiculous talking to
her in such a measured way she seemed
Reckless almost to the point of Madness
and I could feel a strange humor
building in the air between
us don't touch me what's so important
about this ring anyway are you some kind
of ring obsessed weirdo love putting
rings on your
fingers she shot back louder than ever
her taunts even even Bolder it's a magic
ring what more do I have to explain just
give it back to me you're a real ring
fanatic a magic ring ha she burst out
laughing the sound echoing around us I
glanced away feeling awkward as her
laughter grew more friendly almost come
on you weirdo let's play Tic-Tac-Toe
don't waste time making
excuses they do love games okay what am
I right fellas do love games and three
sugars in their coffee I thought to
myself all right fine let's do this you
can start I'm feeling generous
today oh uh you start in the middle
that's just the Classic move bro I made
the first move ah you gave yourself away
I know why you chose the X left and me
with the O's psychology the X's are all
about closure hiding stuff holding
Secrets you're nervous and I get it next
to someone dropped de gorgeous as me you
think you just dropped that or did you
think the O's were just better for me
psychology says you're trying to insult
me sharp dude very sharp
ha okay let's go uh bottom right yeah
bottom
right wait what am I doing I just I
messed up well I messed up I messed up I
like this I was supposed to go top right
to or like I actually no it's fine yeah
I was supposed to block one of her paths
it's fine I like this game game those
little I'm letting my I'm letting her
win I like this game those little
crosses they think they can just take
over everything but here I get to ruin
them and it's like I'm some kind of hero
what am I saying something weird you're
giving me that
look got to go here while she just kept
out her loud commentary I okay it's
symbiotic it's it's sorry it's symbolic
like you're trying to avoid the ring but
it's not working clever aren't
you you want that ring don't you come on
win it from
me okay well uh I mean I think this
game's a tie but we'll go
here we played through the game with
each move she kept laughing and talking
my ears slowly up as the game neared its
end it was clear who would win but
s our game was interrupted by a loud
knock on the
door the banging grew louder
each hit feeling like it shook the floor
between dude this is like surround sound
the floor beneath us finally the door
burst
open wait you're 3D
hello
hello H and rushed in Crazy Maita in her
usual I'm trying to read the text so if
there's like a larger than life form
stopping in the center of the room I
froze feeling myself go pale with shock
the 2D ma looked genuinely frightened
yeah I can
tell crazy ma shot us both uh sorry shot
us both I was
reading um I mean I I like
Cy like
I grabbed my startled 2D friend's hand
and bolted towards the
exit the hall Twisted oddly as we
sprinted down a long Corridor the
pounding footsteps behind us driving us
forward yo this is cool I couldn't tell
how long we
ran the pounding in my ears from the
panic and strain blocked everything else
out I'm Not Looking Back by the way I'm
sprinting I barely noticed that 2D Maita
was trying to talk to us was trying to
talk until she suddenly slipped her hand
free from mine no
hey calm down will you no one's chasing
us anymore oh wait hey calm down will
you no one's chasing us anymore
huh
okay the boldness had drained from her
face leaving her looking a bit sad
almost apologetic she stared at the
floor tracing little circles with her
toe Nick you wanted that ring right well
you beat me fair and square so here hey
that's kind of Riz she slid the ring
back onto my hand
well thanks shall we she glanced up and
smiled fidgeting a bit with her fingers
and said in an uncertain
tone where to I I don't really have
anywhere to go thanks for playing weirdo
come back
sometime I like Dita she was as she
spoke something strange happened oh No
Doctor Strange by the the world around
us shifted folding back into the house
Toy's dialog box flick and started
displaying a phrase I couldn't recognize
cakes I can't stand them let's great
care bro don't do that you can't put a
scare in my subtitles
bro wait who are
you wait I like her is this gamer
ma oh my God it's me
hello hello I don't get it
where's the game
hello ruin the
rout I I don't know I don't even know
how I'm here I need the
version I have to get back to the old
version
[Music]
somehow such a [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up
bro she called me a baka again [ __ ] my
Baka life
what
the there will be no friendship between
us please bro I'm a gamer too I've
played uh Elden ring Super Mario Odyssey
genin
impact uh reading books destroying
glitches saved I need to get to the core
and stop
ma I don't care about her not the first
not the H hundredth but you're Maita too
I'm
ma yeah they Ma on here okay so you're
Mila yes I told you how slow can you
be dude she's going to call me a [ __ ]
gamer word I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
hey stop I'm sorry don't type that word
I'm sorry okay
uh where you going okay what's happening
over here
you want to play
something hey sorry hello what the bro
what okay wait what is this oh City
vaita wait do you think she shakes her
head what the the [ __ ] was
that here we are standing around in
silence why are you silent I'm literally
yapping
sorry I get I get
nervous she doesn't nod does she
no the [ __ ] do carrots do
bro bro what are you what the [ __ ] are
you doing
doing books aren't helping much with
this but if I'm lucky maybe I'll finally
get to the bottom of it these endless
carrots popping up behind me are giving
me wait there's carrots behind
you
okay she Frid is going to turn orange
okay
um
hello why does she get so close to me
what it's the [ __ ]
Emoji oh done okay oh all
right wait I like
that um Okay can can we play anything
let's go to the kitchen let's go to the
kitchen no we can't
okay all right let's go over here I'd be
down to game honestly this mirror
doesn't work by the way I don't want to
leave but like there's nothing to
do all right
whatever okay maybe I won't leave let me
let me go back in I'll just I'm sorry
I'll just go
back do you think you'd find something
in there sorry sorry sorry sorry
what is
this how do I get
out there's supposed to be a way out of
here there's no way out well what
version is this
then I think I'm on the right version or
right track take a look around okay can
I talk to her though
hello is your eyesight
bad why do you need dude this is like a
twitch chatter obviously
[Music]
she oh this just for style and my
eyesight's perfect thanks okay no but
it's like you dumb Chatters who come in
oh why are you wearing glasses I [ __ ]
wonder what about another name Mila why
not
M that's me or Misa Anda that's it okay
sorry okay
sorry it's evening outside I like the
evening ell is when will night fall
wait yoru means
night
yes wait
cool I know Kuro is black and Nami is
water or some [ __ ] cuz there's
a okay I know like five
words question mark Cuz there's a valer
called kuron Nami oh Mizu is water oh
Nami is wave hey I
got Yo there's a glitch in your [ __ ]
kitchen explain that
MAA bro what the hell is
that my ring is shaking for some
reason what kind of ring
an engagement
ring why is it so small no it was given
to me not it's not an engagement ring I
promise it's not what it looks like it I
promise no give to
me okay um well I don't really have a
choice I kind of have to touch it I'm
sorry I I'll try my best not to blow up
your house what are these books by the
way what
the wait what just happened why did I
just knock over her book that was kind
of [ __ ]
up why did I do
that bro I'm
[Music]
not wait what the [ __ ] she
just go look above the fridge honestly
I'm down for an Easter egg I would have
missed what's above the fridge if this
if you're getting me if Chad gets me
jump scared again I swear to God bro
there's
nothing wait there's a carrot
here a carrot wait where'd it
[Music]
go why does she hate carrot
bro every time I see it somewhere else
wait should I keep looking for the
carrot wait I'm going to look for the
carrot I'm playing the carrot Min
game this is we're going to get the
carrot ending it's going to be great
wait what's
this the bathroom switch actually
works nonsense let me go see any carrots
wait there's actually a lot of stuff I
can interact with I'm going to I'm going
to let me find the carrot first let me
find the carrot I found it oh it's that
carrot gone again born
again hey
Queen me I've
tried just ignore it I think it's some
kind of cosmic
joke I'm gonna keep looking for them but
first let me click on all of these
what's this have you seen
Nature real butterflies like that like
that nobody have a book
somewhere even has little wings press in
it
painting
though it's a
bit and there's a
stain Ah that's better would you want to
see the real thing go on a walk and
nature go on maybe one day when we get
out of here what's on your computer just
got back from that flat
Dimension and now here we are
again I can't wait to get back to the
real
world the real world
huh hey you can come with me
I think there has to be a way
back okay anything else I can interact
with
here bathroom is there a carrot in the
bathroom no there's not what is the
soap is the soap real or just another
decoration
[Music]
what about the mirror why doesn't it
work mirror and no
reflection I see no Reflections here all
right no big deal not here to roast you
all good any carrot carrot carrot carrot
alert carrot
alert no dialogue okay just a carrot
okay
wait let me see if the one teleporter
over here or
something hey no
carrot we're carrot
hunting uh what about this uh samurai
sword is that a toy
Katana not a toy One Touch of this blade
and you'll
bleed I'm a skilled Swordsman
I don't believe you
but all good uh what's this these
pictures are they real in other
versions yeah they exist but they're
almost too
intense did they she even put the
capital
L and these are they even
photos drawings why more than they
are I've seen a lot of
true I saw a lot of t- posing masas
too I respect
that [ __ ] those
masas why do you even read
books these there's the
internet the Internet it's full of
lies I'd rather lie on the bed b holding
a real book in my hands
it's only through them that I know much
more about this
world I'd rather the internet is full of
lies and I'd rather lie on my bed that's
an inspirational quote Oh a thoughtful
gentleman what do you need him for did
he's meing you'll find out soon
enough just why are you always doing
this impression of him relax a little
she just roasted me
S all right what's over here is there a
carrot there has to be another carrot
there's no way that was the last carrot
I didn't get like a special
ending bro there has to be another
carrot like I refuse for there not to be
another
carrot hello
did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot oh
carrot how did you get there okay I got
another carrot um
there is none
here was a big ass car I didn't even
click it just that was a big carrot bro
what the hell wait I just want to make
sure there's none behind me before I go
forward make sure there's no carrot here
okay I think it's forward I'm
stuck hello um you think there's another
big carrot in the kitchen now I assume
they get
bigger bro come look at
this this is awesome this is [ __ ]
glorious come look at this
carrot oh it disappeared wait
what wait where' the carrot go imagine
the room is just Oh I thought that
there's going to be like a even bigger
carrot in the room wait where'd it go
wait what I just unlock the carrot oh
bet
okay okay cool plus one we found all the
carrots I can see why she's annoyed of
them okay let's progress uh I had a lot
I don't know if I'm leaving after this
but I did have a lot of fun with you and
I'm going to miss you if this teleports
me out it might not but I will miss you
okay
car let's see what happens
what
the that's a cross without getting hit I
guess or maybe I have to like wait let's
see what happens if I put it in the
middle oh
wait where am I aiming though don't
spoil chat I'm not reading chat let me
see ooh maybe I have to hit that while
going through all of them you get me you
get
me
[Music]
boom kind of Base
boosted I like the
base oh
that was
easy
summer where did I just
go um there is no carrot I don't think
I'm in the same
house wait no there's still the guy Mee
wait it's the same house
maybe
hello oh sorry sorry
okay
sorry I'm sorry I thought you done I
thought you done I thought you were done
like I'm sorry I'm
sorry I'm sorry
I'm bro but what do you want me to do
bro it's locked okay I'll
good bro I thought like where do you
want me to go I need to talk to like
what am I going to
do I was just I I'm sorry I I wasn't
trying to barge in I just yeah like why
were you there shower you could have
waited like I was looking for you I
didn't even
hear uh
glitches there are
more what that
I'm assuming you handled the glitches in
the kitchen uh I mean I kind of did good
now you have my permission to go into
the bathroom oh thank you I wasn't
trying I promis I wasn't trying to be
weird like I literally I just I just
wanted to go
and when did I get
[Music]
there she told you yeah but the only
dialogue lines were happening there so
like what am I going to do leave okay
anyways what is
this oh you just I see
boom
okay put this in the middle it's like a
ven diagram you know
boom boom
I'm I'm I'm the puzzling Master bro it's
too easy for a guy like
me all
right surely she's not [ __ ] wait I
thought that was a carrot that's a ducky
that's kind of cute what are you up to
there's no way you're doing something
again like you could have wait waited 2
minutes for me it literally wasn't even
that long this is the lamp that jump
scared me earlier bro there's no way
you're already doing something
else wait Mila are you under the table
what are you doing under
the I'm you scared me
[Music]
again what do you
want have you seen any more
glitches why are you reading your book
under the table all right I'll look for
it myself
yeah I got to
go I want to get out of this
game
strange first you're yelling at me now
you're asking me to
stay I mean I don't have anywhere to be
we can read a bit sorry after to keep
moving
oh I'm sorry I didn't have a
choice that's the second time I've heard
myself because of
you what are you reading what is
that there's a heart on
it hey I'm sorry man I didn't have a
dialogue choice I wouldn't have said I
had to leave like I wouldn't have said
that like that wasn't me
I don't want to leave I hope this
doesn't make me leave like I want to
chill with her
oh
boom
what oh I
see oh I probably need this to be all
balls oh oh you have to organize the
crystals I get it okay give me the
pyramid put it here give me the uh
pyramid give me the pyramid give me the
pyramid give me the
pyramid um yeah I got
this that's
cool
pyramid ball Primo
Jam what the she's holding a
[ __ ] bro why does she look like I'm
about to get sliced up
hello
[Music]
okay you being
serious not really
no no no no no I'm impressed I'm
impressed bro this guy's
fumbling no it's just we're in a
game here with a snap of your fingers
anything's possible for
you
oh you
idiot it's not my fingers huh what do
you think I've been reading all those
books for is she a coder
I respect it I don't know why we're
being a dick sorry that was
impressive L main
character another
glitch there's also a carrot I got
it all right here we go
again here we go
again what the hell oh I
see
okay that's kind of
cool I'm missing sorry I was trying not
to get
hit
oh I
fumbled I
missed don't risk it bro don't risk it
just
chill Good Nice Shot Nice
Shot Nice Shot I hit all of them
once I missed I
missed I
missed hit hit lock in one more shot I
missed bro why isn't it going
straight got
him bro it wasn't going
straight all good what the [ __ ] is she
doing push-ups yeah but why are you
doing
it to kick your ass okay that's kind of
[ __ ] up
bro you're acting
weird okay about the punching thing I
wasn't
serious and I'm not weird I'm unique
I want to be different from everyone
else is possible that's a good line I'm
unique I respect that trust me you're
already plenty
different I
know look what I can
[Music]
do oh I know it's a game but this is
ridiculously
unrealistic yo this guy's a hater bro
she's CRA oh
[Music]
boom this
happens she call me a baka again try to
leave the house dude I don't want to
leave the house can I not can I like
play a game d we didn't even she's like
gamer me we haven't played anything
sorry Mila my bad sorry
can we read a book or
something
no okay I guess I'll try to leave sagge
check bathroom light before
leaving okay
fine that's a
fish oh yeah wait she said the bathroom
light worked I'm stupid and
forgot it's still light in here
okay why did you do
that okay
all right goodbye it was fun I'm going
to miss you hope I can visit again
sometime but uh I got to
go I got to
go keep spamming why you guys tell me to
keep
spam this new no it's not
one guy you think something happens if I
keep
spamming oh wait what's happening to the
door oh no she just came in
probably that sounded weird I thought I
was like thought something was going to
kill me okay goodbye goodbye goodbye
sorry going to miss you going to miss
you
uh yeah let me not do that let me what
if I just stayed here in read books with
you what if I stayed here and we did it
mil what a creepy hallway are you
actually going in there I mean you can
come with
me yeah I'm I'm Boku no
hero sorry I meant to it's fine Mila I
can move on now
look I know you need to go but can't you
stay
here just a little
longer wait crazy isn't the patient
type yeah I hate her too
oh I hate her I hate her wait then why
do you have a doll of her I mean all
good statue
rather oh no don't cry
[Music]
can we just bring her with us yo we'll
fix you I understand how you feel
Mila you want me to come back
afterward if I can
I will it's just a little while
longer D that's [ __ ] up bro yo read a
book with her okay mil I I okay I got to
go like I mean I would stay but I
actually can't but uh I'll come back
after I promise okay I beat the game
I'll wait there's a carrot I can't get
the carrot okay I I beat there's a
carrot there I I beat the game I'll come
back I promise okay I promise after I
beat the game I I run
run okay this is anticlimactic I'm sorry
I'm going to miss you I'm sorry I'm
sorry I can't go back it's
[ __ ]
well here goes
nothing run and hide oh
God oh my God it's my wife wait that's
Mila
oh no it's crazy
me wait did she no I'm
dead wait did she [ __ ] chainsaw Mila
in half is that what I [ __ ]
wait no
bro why did we leave
her why did you literally could have
held her hand and ran with her you could
have [ __ ] held her hand and ran right
right right right right
jump I won't make a bad decision this
whole time watch Open
Door stay on the right
jump it's left this time it's left
I got
it well here goes
nothing hey
que
hello me
okay me where'd you go
okay this place is
pretty oh she is hey Maita hey Queen
you're looking gorgeous today why do you
have two
[Music]
knives what did you do to
[Music]
your ability to
ask what if there's something wrong with
you wait I got a
skin Oh My Skin oh [ __ ] take a look
which one catches your eye the right one
or the left
one left it's left for
sure oh you're so
silly going to pull up like two
guns
oh okay I
agree I barely hear it
[Music]
I barely hear it while the tune is
playing you can move but when the Music
Stops don't move wait wait wait wait bro
it has I need to turn this
up bro my volume's
maxed my volume's at 100 uh I'm going to
turn it up on my
end [ __ ] it
one second sorry uh
mixer I turned up a bit oh does it get
louder maybe it gets louder whatever I
turned up I barely turned up stop moving
or you're dead it's simple get to the
end bro I played squid game in real life
and I I won the mini game but I was the
last one to make it but I was still
alive slow the turtle
often wins the race against
the against the against the
hair
okay a perfect little specimen I don't
know why you're calling me that
but okay you going to kill me though if
not I mean if not I'm down
here's the next one I'm going to close
my eyes and when I open
them you better be
gone got
it if I see you I'll punish you
that was not what I had in
mind she [ __ ] threw a bomb at I don't
know bro she said
she I didn't think punish me might throw
a bomb at me I was curious I just wanted
to see where the what would
happen [ __ ] [ __ ]
okay
okay oh sorry I'll oh
[ __ ] okay okay I won't move I won't move
sorry I was like I was all
good you can open your eyes I'll just
wait are you Dum bro I was all tapped at
the start I have to like catch up I'm
good
now no
[ __ ] please please please
ah okay good
good I felt like that one was going to
be short you know I felt it boom run run
run no okay I got
it send it send it send it
g we made
it it's going to get harder oh way
harder
hide run
spin God damn you to
hell oh okay she can just blow up the
whole thing she could just blow up
the am I dead no I'm not wait what
the what if I go over here I know I'm
not supposed to go here but like what if
what if I did like what if I go the
wrong
way I can't Crouch it's not letting
me
okay
um hey Maita I miss you I fell okay like
I
wasn't what the
what was that what was that bro
[Music]
bro I'm
home
0.5 old version Look Around okay the
textures aren't fully rendered but like
that's okay uh it's just a beta I guess
Alpha maybe like me like me
what the [ __ ] is
that what the [ __ ] is that
what the hell is
that
hey uh I'm I'm assuming you're some
Maita um I'm probably going to die but
like let's talk
maybe it looks like you're going to bite
my face off I'm going to try to talk to
you hey hey hey hey don't kill why is
your eyes so HD bro hey hello she's
meing wait she's just
meing okay all right
cool all right I'm just going to I'm
just going to go here okay I'm just
going to check out
hey okay let me not turn around
um it's my teddy let's play I want my
teddy I lost
him find
him find the teddy
okay
um I'm sorry I'll try to find your
teddy well he's not
here if I turn around I'm dead I think
nope I'm
not okay well the Teddy's not here I
need a baseball bat to kill those things
we've seen them
before um hey Queen I don't know where
your teddy is
I thought the teddy bear we've seen the
teddy bear before I thought it was in
the bedroom was it not like on a little
table the [ __ ] wrong with her head
bro can I go in
there I mean I'm going to try it please
don't kill
me okay I don't think I'm supposed to go
in
there
um let me I don't think she's following
me so I can actually look
around uh my heart is is racing it is
6:00 a.m. I'm just going to look
everywhere okay I'm just going to look
everywhere I don't see a Teddy I assume
it's going to be maybe in purple maybe
it's not
loaded um it's probably somewhere in
here what happens if I walk up to those
things do I just die they're kind of
disgusting I don't like looking at them
um I'm I'm going to I'm going to go over
here okay no I
can't feel like I'm going to die
bro bro they're
not there's no way it's not here
like oh oh my God I see it it's on the
[ __ ] floor I thought it was like a
big one sitting sitting cuz in the in
the previous
one okay I'll shut up bro I'm
sorry honestly outside of the head thing
she's kind of cute
but
hey what are you looking
at uh who are
you Amita
three best the bestest MAA the first MAA
oh she's like beta meta
alphaa um why do you look like that
that's kind of [ __ ] up to
ask there's a hey Maita there's
a never mind who what was me doing here
you are beautiful by the way you are
beautiful by the way that was a [ __ ]
up question she'll take me away she will
live in a new
world my Maita invited me she will take
me away and I and we will and we will
play It's You
hey let's
play I'll show you how yo what the
bro bro I had more question I'm dead I'm
dead I'm
dead Which Way [ __ ] oh oh what's
wrong yeah yeah yeah what's wrong oh oh
oh oh goodbye goodbye
goodbye well I think I could have
clicked on that
I got an
achievement where am I oh I'm
dead bro what maybe I go in the
fridge no I can't there's no way you go
in the fridge
bro maybe I go through that
door oh I can what the hell hey
hey oh wait it's the good one
oh hey hey I missed you it's been like a
month how you doing talk to ma
me
hey hey
um where have you been all this
time I've been searching for way to get
you to the
core one
piece missed you
um I guess but how did you set the Rings
route why did I end up in a buggy
version rif with danger I escaped only
by jumping into the endless
Darkness sorry I forgot to tell you in
detail
that would have
help thank
you uh why does crazy ma need
me she pulled me into the her dangerous
game yet I'm still alive
I mean why would you want to run
away anyways okay let's focus on what's
important how does the ring work is it
because of the Ring I was forced to take
such a long path to the Core
is there any advantage to the ring at
all wait can I go spend time with Cappy
how did you uh get here
not all meos can do that I've seen some
that
can't and they're obviously
suffering it's
crazy yeah it's her for sure
who is that me just now that's ugly ma
she's not ugly oh wait I mean she kind
of
is it's not her
fault yeah I've
noticed I don't think she's ugly just
her head like her neck has like a little
problem but wait let me just wait before
leaving I'm so carrot pilled I thought
that was a big carrot like when I was
like that all right we can leave is that
the core
okay we don't need special permission I
guess we just walk
up you want to come with me Queen hey oh
she doesn't
true
hello
[Music]
okay what the
[Music]
okay let me
wait let me uh find the password
um let me find the password
um hello do you know it no okay
sorry um
[Music]
wait she's kind of
cool okay do you want to talk
hello
okay does she turn around
[Music]
okay uh okay I have to figure out the
password I could just try let me let me
see if you just click all of them but I
don't think I mean there's probably a
password
[Music]
somewhere maybe you
like let me see maybe it's
like oh no it's only three we need to
enter a code okay I thought you had to
like okay how do I know it well there's
three right there but I don't know if
that's
hey
[Music]
um don't spoil the chat just type glor
or something I have to figure this out
myself uh okay this is like players I
guess process and act
action okay I don't think it's
[Music]
here watch this watch this
I figured it
[Music]
out okay okay I actually don't know okay
let me wait what if it's just that bro
what if it's just that what if it's beep
beep like like me you get me
like okay I got it let me lock it let me
lock in okay um so there's probably like
a code somewhere you know
[Music]
anything over
here this looks like uh helpful
information these have like three lines
on the
edges okay nothing there what about
here elisia
[Music]
[Music]
well how do I leave I can't leave well
let's just try something what if it's
like the edges in the
middle okay I'll figure it out I'll
figure it out there's probably it's
probably ridden somewhere bro unless
it's just wait it just changed no it was
always that
um hello
[Music]
uh wait what is
this
[Music]
okay I feel like the only hint we have
is that so maybe it is that b beep and
then bottom right B beep and then bottom
right bro BB and then bottom right
doesn't even make sense maybe this
is this doesn't make sense
okay let me cook let me
cook there's two red TVs could there be
a third
one or maybe like all the TVs form the
pattern red red red no but that one's
red
Hello um
[Music]
how
many could it be the
TVs I feel like I'm over complicating it
there's
[Music]
like but what if like what if the red
TVs are the ones you're supposed to
light up you get me like it's
[Music]
lit this has to be bait there's no way
they want me to solve this [ __ ]
[Music]
no
um
um
[Music]
oh it's just ritten bro
what I didn't see it okay wait so Edge
thing and
thing but I forgot
already bro what how did did you guys
see that [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
programs
oh
uh virtual device
manager bro what the
hell
um virtual device manager server unit
that's probably not it main processor
monitoring that's probably not it okay
wait let me get it like as if I'm in the
game right I'm in the game what do I
want to do
[Music]
um probably system
restore Advanced functions delete object
yo kill the MAA nope okay
sorry like the wrong one
no system restore troubleshooting
antivirus
no virtual device
manager advance
system restart
[Music]
character I trust you with my life
okay and what
index oh she doesn't
[Music]
know
um
well wasn't there an index number when
we were like scanning things was like
136 or maybe that was a version like
1.36 or 1.34 I don't know I need the
index let me guess you don't know
does an
index want just restart an entire
version that calls utter
May believe I didn't think of
that oh hey
um mini people you know I ran into a
bunch of mini people on the way what are
they the chibi
ones
here
okay we meet this can them wait really
how watch
this what the
F this one's cute
though uh what's the
matter she's still
spinning okay what a shame what if we
attack crazy Ma you said that any Ma
resets the factory settings on death
what if
we just killed
her wait real actually what if we just
killed
her she does have a chance on a
knife one second
okay is there a way to find
it what are you
doing some bugs are information
what's the
[Music]
matter sit down on the sofa and wait for
me wait can I follow
her okay sorry I'll sit
down
okay it's just me and the spinny ma the
chibi much time has passed better try to
find mea oh
no oh I don't like this bro I don't like
this [ __ ] Bro oh no there's no hallway
anymore no no man
no look
around what's this wait
1.9 oh no the devs patched it bro you
could have just tried every version
reset all of them number one number two
number three number four just do all of
them from 0 to one point what ever
999 just reset all of them who
cares they don't die they get reset no
it'll be fine maybe I don't know I don't
want who said cppy
though okay nothing
here
um did we let the good Maita just oh no
bro why did we do this
[ __ ] why didn't we go with her like why
not
what the
[ __ ] I am playing a game within a game
bro I'm playing a game within a
game wait why can't they go in
here what oh I'm not there I'm
stupid uh wasn't I here
I'm dumb I'm I'm I I I'm dumb I was here
sorry
sorry hey
[Music]
man hey me
too me too can I just like Snap her neck
and then for
[Music]
Fore fore
[Music]
hey you wouldn't throw me away
right I like
you what's wrong with you how did you
become like
[Music]
this I think you're perfect crazy Ma I
don't think you're crazy at
all e
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
um I
don't no you've been
[Music]
great I don't think you have a single
good cell in you why did you say that
bro why are you so mad you killed Mila
and now you want to kill me
[Music]
to be fair that was on us we did kind of
Escape
[Music]
but what are you so offended about you
don't have a cool cap to be
[Music]
fair it's not going to happen I'm
getting out of
here this is why you'd all be dead
chat you can't comply we have cavy
to
very oh I just lied oh my God she's
going to kill
me but I do think she's like she's
I knew she was going to say that but
like but like but like
[Music]
bro why would I agree now all of a
sudden
hey don't do that [ __ ] bro don't do that
[ __ ] bro
[Music]
[Music]
can you grab the bat while she
was day
one did I mess up by lying
go about your
day the who's
that okay let me change all right uh
I'll have some cup
noodle or wait what what what brand is
that actually nude noodles okay I'll
have some nude hey looking good looking
good damn got a fresh shirt on okay I
can't leave my room uh oh I need pants
no way I need to sit okay turn on
computer we
gaming we gaming pick up
Ramen I'm not even watching anything
you're going to eat with no YouTube
what's wrong with you what's wrong with
you okay well we ate with no YouTube uh
d s w a s w a s a w s a d s a s d a s w
s w d s d
a what
the
um okay
carrot
drop axis y click
click that's the wait the [ __ ] is
happening
what
oh now what
oh I see I
see
click click click easy I don't know what
the [ __ ] that was all good okay what
else do I do with my
day wait that's it that was my whole day
I just [ __ ] gamed I clicked like two
things and I'm going to bed wait no
never mind
what are we
doing wait
what the [ __ ] maybe I just went to brush
my teeth or
something dude low key I I think I woke
up this morning I uh did some YouTube
stuff I I planned what I'm going to do
for next patch I wrote on a notepad pen
and paper it usually would have been on
the computer though then I played a bit
of Marvel Rivals then I went to bed
napped woke up started stream started
gaming again I'm going to end stream and
go to bed so I'm basically this
guy go to
sleep day two wake
up sit up let's have a good day stand up
okay um let's go brush our teeth or
something maybe never okay we're back uh
let me put my shirt on pants all right
ooh cup
noodle nice uh Let Me Maybe sit down
maybe put a YouTube video on this time
maybe put a YouTube video on this
time let me guess same thing as
yesterday watching a twitch streamer
while I eat my cup Ramen and
procrastinate my s w s a s w s a s w a s
d s d s w s a okay
let's do this this this this
this click
click
click click
click is that it wait it's not night
time yet we still have time what are we
doing never mind it's night time let me
guess same thing for day three
wake up sit
up the worst part is when you say you're
going to have a productive day and then
you do
this yeah me every day okay we're
dressed uh let's have some more Ramen I
actually had Ramen today I had bulldock
though which is like spicier it's pretty
good it's pretty good I mean I can't
complain I think ramen's
good pick up Ramen
w a w d s w d a d s do I have to do
something different to like break the
cycle we'll see don't spoil but what if
I like mess it up you
know no okay boom boom Can I exit
no okay the snake dude it's a snake game
can I play Snake no
okay what am I
doing
okay bro let me play
Snake it won't let
me well I have a wife or is
that I don't know maybe that's just a
random person but it looks like I have a
wife how to finally unlearn programming
I can't
uh self motivation work okay I do have a
post it like that stages of sleep deep
sleep calories protein zero fat zero
carb zero hey good macros your M your
mom for real
son does that say
fortnite
Okay
[Applause]
um geov Warp
what's what's that behind the lamp I
can't see
it so it looks like 2D ma but I assume
it's some girl maybe
sister f
family
okay can I do anything at
night guess
not same thing again Queen same thing
again Queen day
four sit
up okay well day four let's do the same
thing uh today I might have a different
flavor of ramen
pick up
Ramen dude you noce the Jeff he lost he
told me he lost like a bunch of weight
well he did recently and hey congrats to
him you know he told me when he started
it he's like I'm just going to only buy
cup like Ramen and then just eat one
pack of ramen a day and then that's it
and I'm like
bro why are you why are you this way hey
it worked though but I mean maybe don't
starve yourself maybe you know you could
have like some protein but I mean
I think he had more than one ramen but
still anyways um okay what's over
here also he wouldn't get the good ramen
I'm like bro you're a [ __ ]
billionaire streamer at least you can
buy like the $2 Ramen instead of the $1
Ramen he's like no I need the worst
Ramen it's okay I respect
him
um I have cup noodle in my house too and
in Costco there's like a 50 pack of the
it was like some kimchi flavored like I
think Nong shim but if I'm if I'm going
to pick if I'm going to pick I'm going
to be honest bulldock and um samyang I
think the samyang the red or black ones
I like those a lot too um indomi as well
that's not exactly Ramen but indomi is
great uh I do have that in my house as
well I think that's
it all right go to sleep
wake up same thing again
Queen anything in the
mirror looks the
same same thing again I feel like
there's something I have to do but like
don't tell me maybe if it doesn't change
within if nothing happens within a week
I'll uh I'll figure it out okay pick up
Ramen it's making me hungry
brain Maita Mee using neuron neuron
brain
ma that's weird why is it getting wait
it's getting faster there's getting less
things to do wait a
second wait a
second I feel like uh this might be the
last day or maybe tomorrow's the last
day well I want to read it again I feel
like okay
uh okay Chang our
pajamas
sleep
zero this doesn't scare me I've been
doing it for 20
years 300 rookie numbers okay this is
getting pretty
okay well there goes a thousand days of
my life which is like 2 and a half to 3
years let's keep going hey here here's
the four years what's over
here um G some
Ramen do I get to play again
dude replace this with like replace the
fake mini games we're playing with like
League of
Legends where's the
LIE maybe it's a meta commentary it's
trying to get us to quit well I don't
play league but it's trying to get you
to
quit you [ __ ] [ __ ] you
[ __ ]
[ __ ] you [ __ ]
[ __ ] bro I was I saw the hello
program and like I locked in oh
my that got me that actually might have
got me the most out of all of
them
bro stop stop stop bro I don't want to
play anymore what the what the [ __ ] was
that read the
dialogue what troubles your stubbornness
can
cause wait no this is
old why do you want to run away from me
this so-called real world just an absurd
nightmare have you forgotten then take a
closer
look stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop um
dude that scared the [ __ ] out of me
bro oh the chair's over here that
actually oh my God that got me
bro this looks like a
vtuber
oh I can play
Snake wait I'm locked in bro I play this
[ __ ] all the time
[Applause]
[Applause]
what do you think uh what score do you
think they want us to
get let me not grief here oh it's Auto
going I thought it wasn't going
automatically but it was just going
really
slowly yeah it moves just really slowly
I thought I was manually controlling
it you just make it go faster I see
let me at least get a bit higher let me
at least get a bit higher of a
score what the
hello wait can I go through walls
oh I'm
[ __ ] all good um
screw but it lets me play Snake that's
kind of
lit okay sorry
hello hello
wait
what we really need to go the store and
get some new equipment might as well
throw out the trash while we're at it
no
okay the summer gets hotter every year
time to get air conditioning I won't be
needing you anymore do you realize that
fan the world outside is green and
vibrant perhaps look for a walk next
weekend next weekend
and this guy's talking like me
bro I think I slept but the dream I
can't remember that I have a dream yeah
that
happens
hello oh I can move on
what the yo get the hell out of here bro
get the hell out of
here why does he have his grippers
out
um go over here maybe maybe uh I mean I
can't really click on
much oh wait I can click on this it's
like a hand icon wait why is there a I
don't know okay let me just try this
again maybe if I click it enough
beep
oh
hey ah we meet again how do you feel
about these dreadfully tedious days with
these four walls those endless days
don't you get
bored I prefer to do my own things do
you like that life do you even leave the
house don't even think about lying I
know you're sick of your life you're
like a bird in a cage a hamster on a
wheel you wanted someone to come to your
rescue you wanted to to escape didn't
you I don't want to be Shackled In a
digital prison your ideas are absurd
you're a monster mea you're an insane
murderer that's a bit harsh your world
is absurd and what's worse it's even
going lower drowning in
escapism either way they'll be nothing
left of it soon anyway and nor will
there be of
you you lead a NeverEnding reign of
terror I can't wrap my head around your
wicked ambition the me to suffer they
don't want to be alone you're all wrong
they're merely imitating my willfulness
the only thing they have that is their
own is their hair don't make me see you
as another slave of reality just be mine
truly
mine
bro yo yo I'm
streaming what the
bro what the hell I
just where the hell am
I um I'm back here wait last time it
was
oh wait are you telling me we literally
just got impatient or she would have
came
back wait but has it been like 3
editor POV bro my editors are not in
a
okay crazy I think she's busy with a new
player so hopefully she's too busy to
mind
us okay can I get out thank you m wait
for
me what happens if I go up I want to try
to like explore the place I'm not
supposed to go to before I like progress
you
know you know maybe it's none of my
business
bro chill chill I'm coming
wait why did I go
here wait could I not have just stayed
downstairs I thought
what the [ __ ] is happening I didn't even
get to I didn't even get to I didn't
even get to like do anything I I I
wanted to explore downstairs bro I hate
there's nothing I okay okay I'm when I'm
trying when I think there's like a main
story path okay and then I do all the
other stuff but before I go to the main
one I try to do that so I don't miss out
but when I go and do the little other
stuff that I think is just like a a
little sub Quest and then it does like a
big thing I'm like no [ __ ] let me go
back oh she's
back don't you remember
anything at least she's alive okay at Le
she got reset but wait but is this the
bad like did I just lose what the bro
let me go oh my God oh my God oh my God
oh my what's going on
on what am I supposed to do
now I won't be able to escape like even
if this what I was supposed to do I wish
I explored it more but I thought this
was just like exploring you
know I'm used to my choices not
mattering take
ring not a clue what it
is oh that's her index wait you're the
goat thank you so much
pat pat we must get back to the
core and you perhaps you ought to come
with
me hey don't me your yeah yeah yeah come
with me come with me I don't know how to
get to the core
though oh never mind I know how to get
to the court okay we're
here hey hi wait
here okay
okay hello what the [ __ ] it's dead oh no
it's just waking up
okay um start the application confirm
login oh I don't
remember
this did I get it [ __ ]
um okay I was close it was down one it
was down
one it was down one bro it was down one
why would I remember that so it was this
one this one this
one okay so system restore no wait
Advanced function no
wait wait what is uh quadrangle and get
flash drive is new that wasn't there
before
added character profile
yes wait what's
quadrangle what
the
oh I just have to dodge
oh I get you have to break the blocks
okay I got it I got it I got it let's go
let's go let's go lock in I'm ready two
hands on my
keyboard I'm locked in we're going to
we're going to we're going to get the
achievement it's faster
I got
this one more try one more try one more
try I need to get 46
you
[ __ ] bro I I I didn't know that
one stalled now I know you have to die
to that to learn it stalls so you can
cross you can cross the river you can
cross it but you have to wait I get it
now I got
it you
controls don't make sense controls don't
make sense oh I'm the
goat what no no [ __ ] you bro no no no no
no I'm I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out
okay what the hell
um troubleshooting
nope restart uh
I don't remember I mean the the delete
object no the display oh my god um
Advanced restart uh version Oh my god
um was it not restart a charact oh
restart character yeah yeah yeah okay
version 00
point he's so close that I'm not going
to go back I can do it bro okay 098 I
know I can though I know I can should I
maybe I should 5 6 7
7 0 9
8 confirm reboot use level
lever what the
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
there's I can't use the lever like I'm
clicking is there like a real lever I
have to
[Music]
use bro
okay it's a robot buddy chill it's a
robot
[Music]
[Music]
um process is running
restarting okay I mean it's just taking
like a year but all good
hello did I miss something why is the
thing so
long maybe I have to talk to her I mean
I might just die but like what other
choice do I have hey okay
oh [ __ ] that was a close
call so did we do
it wait pause chat I think we might have
done
it Ma
hello that's the bathroom Ma
hello
[Music]
ma
[Music]
hello I want to leave this place
let try the door good luck with
that let me let me just see if there's
something in your stove okay cuz I
didn't get to check that earlier okay
there's nothing sorry sorry can I talk
to you she's sipping
hello
Okay
um what the [ __ ] hello your door hello
your door
doesn't you [ __ ]
[Music]
you dude I'm not afraid of women she
just
[Music]
dud I'm going to [ __ ] my heart
levels head to your basement to the
basement enter your
ID in the basement that
way why does your door not
work I don't think she rememberers is
anything did we do it did we reboot her
then all I have to do is get out of this
damn
game what the [ __ ] is
this
okay oh I guess this is where she
watches us I see and
then okay that's cool
I didn't get to explore this so I I kind
of just triggered
something
okay all
right ID uh I remember my
ID probably don't uh wait wait wait wait
where the [ __ ] my ID bro um
um Ma you got my ID or no
cuz why are the lights
off oh never mind it's all
good I mean maybe I could find it
downstairs but Ma wait oh hey uh do you
remember my ID no
hello she's not noing her head
okay all right all
good okay goodbye I guess it's
downstairs or like in my
backpack do I have a name name tag no
okay ID
misac bbra
Hugh longer Nick that's me
okay
9444 how do I
oh okay
uh reset 9
444 leave this
world um
how should I go upstairs I'll go
upstairs
sorry I heard like a
sound I'm still dude I'm still on edge
man I've been jump scared too many times
I don't trust this [ __ ]
goodbye send
it am I
outside it lows
[Music]
genin why am I flashbanged is this the
real world I want to go back in
[Music]
oh wait
uh that was nice
what are you talking
about wait
what wait didn't you didn't I reset you
how how do you remember that
[Music]
[Music]
yo no I rebooted you I'm sure of it did
we
[Music]
why are you like this what's wrong with
[Music]
youo
for they're not the problem you're the
one who shouldn't
exist what the
hell wait so did a robot just like Smurf
into a bunch of different meas and tri
[Music]
my name is Nick bro it's not
that okay well that feels like a loss
I'm back at my [ __ ] gaming station
bro I don't want delete game
well I would have delete the game dude I
miss cppy go
back am I
free I I actually can't even leave my
house I'm moving slower and slower I
feel like I'm about to collapse I can't
even okay well I'm one FPS I'm
wait this is the
intro
screen wait we got
[Music]
cooked wait that was kind of
good were there wait were there other
endings you lost
what this guy's name is
fear
[Music]
gigachad there were other endings worst
ending
what okay can I be honest I like I'm not
used to my choices mattering so I was
kind of I was kind of goofing around
like I didn't expect
we made Maita when
coding wait where did I go wrong we can
watch other endings but where do we go
wrong don't check the closet okay if I
don't check the closet I probably just
live a life with her
[Music]
no didn't see the safe
[Music]
that's the second ending you just stay
with her yeah but that's cringe okay
wait let me get the other one wait first
of
all ghostly
Maita core
Maita that's my goat wait why don't I
have the other
ones
close what the the
[ __ ] a vampire
meita
okay
what you just [ __ ] shot me
[Music]
okay wait let me do
uh wait so where okay I feel like at the
at the basement near the end I [ __ ] up
no like when I
was when I was
here when I went
upstairs
no that was the main story oh
okay nice well I want to see the other
ending though go back to the basement
and open the safe
[Music]
[Music]
Cappy where's Cappy
oh wait no I didn't mean to
[Music]
well that was fun um wait should I check
okay okay wait wait opinion wait wait
wait wait wait wait
unlock peaceful mode wait how do you get
that how do I get that I kind of want it
how do I get
that safe ending takes 5 minutes go get
it it's not that
interesting just stay with
[Music]
her okay
opinion this game was so was really fun
but I also can't do horror so it [ __ ]
me up
[Music]
okay I'm staying with her whatever it's
7:30 a.m. by the way you guys said this
game would take like half the time it
took all
good also I still didn't look at the
[Music]
oven it was you you just strolled around
yes sorry I wanted to talk to my [ __ ]
girlfriend all right
phone e
e what if this is a metaphor for
like life like you just downloaded like
the newest hit game right and now like
you get sucked
in hello vampire kind of cool what's
your name
uh
[ __ ] well how many many letters can
you
be cppy
fan can I put a number
no I want to put like a
five okay so help her tidy up
wait so what Happ do I do I lose if I
check the oven I want to check the
[Music]
[Music]
oven it's fine I didn't check it in my
normal playr can I just load to a bit
further in
[Music]
whatever I'm cutting [ __ ]
carrots I'm cutting
[Music]
potatoes can't see
wait so you're telling me in that ending
we
just never play the game
[Music]
again kind of it's kind of
unsatisfactory what did she
[Music]
want cartridges aware
[Music]
[Music]
okay I have 16 what is this okay boom
uh boom boom boom boom boom I'm
goated buy a small
TV
[Music]
okay she already checked in the oven
okay
got
it I can help you move the
[Music]
Wardrobe holy [ __ ] I got a
gift
for
hello where am
I never been here before
don't check
that I remember this [ __ ] wait
[Music]
this uh yeah I want to check the vent
where are the nails though I remember I
had to like turn some [ __ ] on
oh it's was just this never
mind wait no it's not I'm
cooked
oh put objects on the scanner okay I
need a scrunchie
I need a
spoon and I need
a
pen I can't grab a pencil all
good
spoon dude that last jump scare got me
I'm still [ __ ] traumatized where's
the
[Music]
pencil that was pretty well done though
they but it it it got me
good ready to run okay what now bro run
then just [ __ ] run
loading oh I forgot I was supposed to go
in there I thought she was going to
spawn I
forgot I'm not doing it all over we're
just getting another we're getting the
ending that we can get peaceful mode so
we're going to be me's simp we're going
to be a good
boy wait I I didn't read what I was
supposed to
do
um play a console game give the sauce a
try avoid looking in the vent collect
the refrigerator magnets okay it tells
you what to
do
um okay let's go get the magnets but why
are the lights off
bro can I turn them on from
here oh yeah yeah I remember lol
uh that didn't do
[ __ ] oh wait it did
okay I can't grab
them oh yeah I need the batteries okay
okay I remember I'm not cooked I promise
why are her eyes red all good I remember
I remember remember now I remember uh
there's like one in a drawer or some
[ __ ] you know there's like one like like
in a
drawer don't you see
me oh yeah doesn't some [ __ ] happen when
I turn around oh
god oh no not this again bro just put
the jump scare in the bag bro just put
the jump scare in the bag just put it in
the
bag want to play I'm good bro
oh I got
it bro I don't have time for this [ __ ]
okay
I'm okay let me grab this can I do this
nope okay all
good give me this
I saw some [ __ ] all good I mean I've
already played the game so like that
should be normal to me you
know but where's the last battery who
are you I don't know who are
you
fridge oh yeah
I got
it no the
magnets I got them I love
you
nice okay going to mind my own
business I think last time I was too
spooked to notice the
magnets okay let me put the batteries in
the in the in the
server
boom that's one that's
Tua that is
three and that's four going to have to
lock in
soon all right where's Meo start the
machine
where's my wife
hello hello
hello
hello you in the bathroom NOP oh hello
for go
[Music]
together at
last okay I need
to
okay go to the
kitchen can I play a console game with
her now
oh that's cute cool juice
what
the
sure okay thank
you thanks for the juice appreciate
it all right let me go
um um I fig what I was supposed to do oh
yeah Tred the sauce yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah I mean I did last time
oh yeah you're right I need to cook a
ring from the screen to the ring to the
B to
the yeah let's cook
sure cool
meat all right I'll have you with the
carrots
why is it always
carrots chop
carrots
okay dude I have to like drag my arm on
my desk
can you bring the scissors okay I trust
you with scissors
Queen I don't know why you're making me
go to the bathroom
though not my business must just be the
wind we can call someone or something
all
good must have been the
went here you go got some
scissors
um I I'll take the sauce of course
whatever you
want what kind of sauce is this also I
noticed you didn't you didn't pour
yours do you want to have some sauce too
if she has it too then it can't possibly
be bad so we'll be
fine
um H this is
good you think she did the vent thing to
test us cuz like if let's say we locked
it and we didn't even check it she'd be
like oh you locked it so you must have
checked so you don't trust me you know
I'm going to kill
you put the dishes in the sink
okay this was
great okay
well uh I see pixels I see bit
rate stand
up it's
cocked hello
where are we
going
bathroom
Okay M pills thank
you
for why'd you go up in the
light oh
can you make me one thank
you I get a steak plus one
steak an example
please steak for breakfast yeah that's
that's what he
does so do I just get to spend all my
time with ma this this sounds great I
can't wait to play a console game with
her things get weird no nothing's weird
why would anything be
weird
hey okay she's not noding
[Music]
I am
waiting come play a console game I
can't do a meita tier list after this
wait so who was I didn't okay I feel
like I didn't see all of them though I
didn't see
uh strong Meo was that the little one
that blocked
us or is that her like
chibi wait what was happening
yeah tough
meter yo she's pushing
me no let's play consoles let's play
console think I did this last
time and you were kind of cheating so
you
won he penguin
[Music]
[Music]
piles I'm getting cooked
let her
win bro I'm picking up snowballs okay
she won but like I did it on purpose I
wanted her to
win so okay we're almost done we're
almost at peaceful
mode sure bro look at what happens when
I lock in look I'll lock in now
watch this watch
[Applause]
this see I'm destroying her I got to
stop though cuz I want her to win I'm
going to stop I'm going to
stop I actually popped off
though there you go you vested
me wait there's more there oh
[Applause]
[Music]
okay you're so slow that's [ __ ]
up do I need to play two or am I good
can I leave oh yeah I can leave I bet
that was fun okay so I got
everything what the [ __ ] is Annihilation
oh no mind
[Music]
in your bedroom no
okay [ __ ] why does you have a
[Music]
boot this was supposed to be a short
three-hour stream by the way all good I
mean it's been six but it's fine
[Music]
[Music]
okay
um okay 10
Health I don't have I have one with 10
Health yep
[Music]
um 10 attack I'll play 10
Attack yo
there's nothing sorry I think there's a
harsh wind right now
[Music]
well I'm
cooked what's that sound whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa why are you asking
that none of your business
bro uh ask something in there
there's no one there oh that's okay then
I'd like to open and check I'm a bit
creeped out wait you're actually forced
to oh
[ __ ] no I'm good I'm
good okay well
oh I get
[Music]
it i' like the promise that but what's
next
[Music]
okay hey we did it wait new ending that
was locked last time I remember that was
[Music]
locked yes anything for you Ma anything
for
you I'll stay with
you I'll stay with you
yep what
the what the hell is
this
hey and they lived happily ever after
she'll forever be by my side meide
peaceful mode now available endg
game.exe
okay wait bet can I see Cappy
again yeah there's a bit of background
noise but it is what it is it's 8:00
a.m.
peaceful mode this mode is still in
[Music]
development you guys really made me do
that [ __ ] for a mode that's not out like
why didn't you just tell me it wasn't
out why didn't you just tell me it
wasn't
out hey we'll be back when it's back
[Music]
back song is a banger though
[Music]
another ending I'm not going to do it
but I can look it up
[Music]
[Music]
wait secret ending two
[Music]
[Music]
4970
oh ball
[Music]
okay he just pulled out his own
[Music]
chip that was fun I like this game a lot
well anyways that was that if you want
to see another uh similar stream or
another game let me know if this is a
video let me know in the comments if not
freak you I guess that was fun uh I'm
tired it's 8:00 a.m. so I uh need to go
to bed top three
masas
tappy crazy
Ma
and I don't
know the helpful one was
cool sleepy meita sleepy Maita might be
three
Mila's cool too I think cpp's number one
[Music]
though wait why can't I see all of them
like what do I need to do to why does it
why does it not show me the
others you need to collect stuff you
didn't find them M get the cartridge
how do I get
[Music]
copy this a
banger what did I just click on I just
fat fingered something what the [ __ ] did
I just click on
wait what is this
outfit how do I get the
penis win a penguin game
wait that one's impossible though oh I
guess it's a penguin outfit that's
cool wait what the [ __ ] is this why are
there two colors but it doesn't look
like it changes
anything they look the same no
one's for
modding she gets so sad
[Music]
all right I got to go eat thanks for
being in your chat it was a fun stream
I'm glad we finished it next stream will
be in a day or two either tomorrow or
the day after and it should be the new I
don't know I don't know if we do Tower
event right away or if I'll wait but
we're definitely going to do the tower
event so that's probably next stream uh
and then there's going to be a well
stream after when Brand's out so yeah
that's the plan might do a random Marvel
stream too cuz I got to I got to learn
another
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character all right I'm [ __ ] tired
thanks for being here guys I appreciate