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if you are a human chatter type anything

other than glorp if you are a bot type

glorp also I'm removing gorp's Santa hat

he is no longer festive

why I can't I I have to remove the old

one

first LP is no longer

festive no [ __ ]

how did that get

there hello Mr socks last night I saw

you in my dream rizzly ban is not up

yeah next uh Abyss I mean genin like

actual G stream is either tomorrow or

the day after I might take a day off

because I uh I don't know we'll see like

I'm either going to work on videos

tomorrow or stream I'll probably stream

honestly [ __ ] videos

dude my hands are [ __ ] freezing it's

so cold in my

house Kitty love kitty love kitty love I

don't know why

only one viewer bro fell

off you know I've done many streams to

one viewer back in my youth playing

Hearthstone it was the Jeff unironically

Yeah well yeah

dude we're doing Mei today but I really

shouldn't cuz I was going to stream at

like 800 or 900 p.m. I fell asleep cuz I

was

like watching a YouTube video in bed and

I just woke up and I'm like Delirious

you know when you just woke up like I

feel like everything's scary to me

now like even like you could type aboba

and I'll be afraid so it's going to be

like I don't know better or worse

content yeah my brain's

dizzy I mean I guess it'll be content so

whatever [ __ ] it I said I'd do it

mide today Elden ring tomorrow also 7

months above

also dude on the off chance I enter

uh arriv Rivals Creator thing I have to

like I'm going to have to like boot camp

cuz I only play two three characters two

two and a half so I need to learn like

two more I mean three is fine they can't

ban three but

like just cuz

yeah almost 2 years

brand trailer let me pull it up I

actually did my brand my waa daes I was

farming uh his

set but I still need to do all the like

maths pre- farming I didn't do that I

just farmed uh I've been doing tasted

fields for like a

week also

okay I got it

wait there's a new gon character demo

his name is Rio the SLE

slay

thei I don't know what this character is

he looks new I mean he is new well watch

it there's a demo and a teaser wait

there's two

what the

hell that's cool hey we're eating

good oh wait I'm on the wrong Steam

account wait wait wait wait before I

start stream I have to change steam

accounts one

second say Scooby-Doo but replace both o

sounds with

ski BD oh

no yo that is mindboggling

I'm playing on my Outlook my my Gmail

rather

uh wait what GMail is this thing on

sorry I'm trying to figure out my um I

have to change steam accounts really

quick 14 months I really don't know what

I'm doing with my

life oh I was using my phone it's on my

computer I don't have this on my

phone okay I got it

well well

well stop typing e well okay to be fair

I didn't shower since last stream I just

changed my shirt but it wasn't like like

I'm you know I just um it's not like

weird like it is what it is bro I live I

I I walk a lonely

road in my defense I just woke

up hey welcome to the stream bright and

early yes sir we're here to uh bright

and early I woke up early for work it's

2: a.m. I just woke up from a nap my

Google Chrome said yo UB block origin

stopped working uh would you like to

disable it like it's it's broken

apparently you're supposed to click no

cuz it still works but I said yes so I

got [ __ ] and then I started seeing ads

so I got the other I got like a u block

origin light so the ads went away like

they're still there but I don't see them

at least whatever um I don't know

welcome in hope you're doing well um it

is a late stream I'm sorry I fell asleep

but it is what it is uh welcome in hope

you're doing

well

um I feel well rested but because I just

woke up my brain is a bit dizzy so we're

going to get jump scared a lot

easier but we're not playing a horror

game we're playing gench impact and then

we're going to see our lovely wife Maita

who misses us and

um yeah that's about it

that's about it why did you decide on

stairs as a stream background dude you

think I I like paint you think this is a

green screen and I [ __ ] added like I

I was like you know what let me choose a

[ __ ] basement no man it's where I

live okay rainbolt yo lucky thanks for

14 months though TP thanks for

14 Dosha thanks the the gifted Dy think

a 15 uh stos think a tier one Gorge

think a prime may think a 2 months D

Sheen think for seven months uh I love

Mr socks hey thank you than for two

months black PA is a six J is a seven

appreciate it okay

anyways

um welcome in welcome in I've done my

dailies on starl and waa so we just have

to do genin a little bit get a little

bit of content going how long K the

banner

15 hours so new Banner

tomorrow um so we'll be live it's not a

new character so it's okay if I'm not

live on Banner release but we're going

to do the tower event with new Banner so

we'll be live either tomorrow or the day

after and we'll do the tower

event uh anyways hope you're doing

wellon maybe we'll go pull a little bit

of Evelyn

$186 could you pull on my account next

banner I have 190 pulls please I'm a new

viewer and will be great grateful if you

can do that uh I we're not doing viewer

PS for Rizzle finina we might do viewer

for next patch but in all likelihood

well it depends how hyped they are but

if Jansen and verisa we'll see okay

we'll

see if one of them's a fourstar and

they're both on the same half we might

be too busy to do VI so we might have to

wait oh casus though yeah you're right

we're definitely doing casus

yeah

anyways brand and Chang Lee rerun I mean

okay not doing Chang Lee the thing with

brand is we could do viewer PS but

because he's cool there's too much

there's like content I want to do so

viewer pull is a waste of content like

it's it's farming like

it's maybe I mean it is content but it's

like we won't play the game for like

four hours

we'll

see anyways welcome welcome let's stop

stalling well I'm still waking up so

stalling is actually not bad like I need

to like I need my brain to

to permeate that's not the word I was

looking for uh I got to stop guessing

cream first because it was already cream

a few days ago and I didn't even do that

Wordle the one day I would have gotten

it in one guess what I [ __ ] didn't

but in my heart I did because I saved it

for stream because I would have done it

off

stream okay what if it's uh

CLP

ch ch ch chess

chest K wait it is

ch ch ch ch

cheese

chew CH chap

CH could be

chew it could be double e or a c like

check like Chi

[Music]

no chz

checks Chevy put the Chevy to the well

that's a word okay it's probably just

check okay dud I dude I didn't think

Chevy would

count okay whatever hey W Chevy uh I

didn't want to do connections but I got

embarrassed by this last stream so we

need our revenge okay we need our

revenge we're going to going to play the

worst game of all time connections

[ __ ] sucks uh uh WEA Le we have beef

just so you know so this better be a

good one okay this better be a [ __ ]

good one let him

cook

pip fresh Daisy bucket

mop okay Scrooge food twist dewy tangle

Mountain thatch pip smooth Supply

glowing mat

what [ __ ] sound did my chair just

make do you hear

that Scrooge McDuck okay I don't dude

I'm too tired for this [ __ ] bro what the

hell is any of this fresh food twist

tangle twist

tangle

no thatch what's a thatch Margaret

Thatcher get a bucket and the M twist

like okay wait

fresh Daisy are there other flowers no

what's a

pip okay

Matt I'm cooked I don't know what any of

these words mean what's Dewey what's pip

what's I mean I guess Matt Black what's

what's what the [ __ ] is

Scrooge

Mountain Supply

okay you know what oh isn't there a

Dewey code isn't that the thing that

like Librarians use to sort books the

the the code the Dewey

code what else would be on a

book I'm cooked that's all I

know and my glasses are dirty dude a a

[ __ ] white

screen it'll show you

that also I don't think we're playing

connection I think I'm going to give

up okay let me send guesses before

giving

up uh mop bucket things you use to clean

mop

bucket okay things that might be on a

bottle of cleaner okay Mountain

Daisy

Dewey

dude maybe it's like adjectives you know

like freshh Smooth

glowing and dewy like it's full of

De how is that the

yellow wait how oh I mean I got it

though I'm he's cracked he's cracked let

him cook I'm locked in I'm locked in

full Focus watch this watch this bucket

mop

mat Mountain no it's not that okay watch

this Air

Supply Supply thatch

food pip what's a

pip pip twist tangle mop I don't know

I'm just clicking things okay wait cook

Daisy

Scrooge Scrooge aren't there like three

scrooges three

mountains I give up that's all I got bro

that's all I got that's all I got

Shuffle is it a thatch like

um I don't know what it is actually I

was thinking of a hatch

Daisy is a character in Mario okay uh

Disney's Tangled the three

scrooges

and margar and and

pip okay bucket mop Matt no D I give up

like whatever it is what it is bro it is

what it is like just send

it I don't know bro I give

up Mountain

ply

angle what if it's like second word of

like things like isn't there like

there's like a a play called like Oliver

Twist I don't know what it is but I know

a thing and then there's like

Scrooge and then there's like

Tangled bro I don't know bro I don't

know but like isn't there also like air

suppli is a

band I don't know what pip is but I feel

like pip is like a

thing I actually

I'm John pip

isn't there like pippy

something I don't know three

scrooges

Tangled I think the answer is

R I don't know what the last one is it's

either Daisy Supply or pip yeah [ __ ]

send

it okay it's not pip [ __ ] it air suppli

is aad ban though it wouldn't make

sense John

Daisy is there a play with someone

called Daisy or

Supply [ __ ] it Daisy okay I mean it is

what it is bro what was that one mess of

hair Dickens

characters bro I haven't [ __ ] studied

Charles Dickens since I was like 16

bucket pip screw wait I actually got it

though I actually got the Scrooge and

twist Duo but but who the [ __ ] is

bucket I did get the Oliver Twist but

how is that not even

purple wait mess of hair matte mop

tangle thatch of course he missed the

one about

hair why would you type

that wait who's bucket

though and who's pip

daisy chain food chain mountain chain

supply chain I was thinking Supply and

food related what the [ __ ] is M oh yeah

like the Rocky Mountains what what's

daisy

chain I don't know what daisy chain

is Charlie Bucket from Willie Sonia I

have never none of those words are in

the

Bible yeah I never would have gotten

those maybe mess of hair but I didn't

know what I still don't know what that

stches what the [ __ ] is thatch I'm

looking it up a roof of straw reads Palm

leaves or similar

material thatching oh my God I'm

thatching okay sorry I just woke up

whatever genin D oh wait no first Global

the best game of the the best game of

the day uh we'll do we'll start

with lvia yep he learned 2K km away it's

kind of close what if it's

Greece okay what if it's uh United

Kingdom warmer 700 km what if it's uh

this country

Spain okay what if it's uh in the middle

like right there that is so Sweden is

there that's

Denmark get I be close wait it's still

it's seven oh no it could be like

wait but it's closer to Denmark than

lvia but it's closer to the UK so it

could be here but it's not that close to

Spain so it can be like

Italy it's not France it's not Germany I

don't think cuz then Denmark would be

closer but I don't think it's

like well I don't know let me just guess

let me just guess like Netherlands just

to get situated you

know okay it's not that close to

Netherlands so it's more up I think but

Denmark would be closer than UK no what

if it's just like no it can't be Ireland

cuz then it would be

adjacent what if it's one of the [ __ ]

like an island I'm just going to guess

Ireland but let's see Ireland is warmer

but UK is closer this doesn't make sense

[ __ ] Norway

that's the

one UK is still closer what where is it

Canada bro 700 km I feel like

that's

no I don't know what is this what is

this anyone in chat from here what is it

cool um

Iceland is that Iceland oh it is Iceland

I could have known that it is the land

of ice that makes

sense by the tower event [ __ ] bro I

guessed Iceland

before [ __ ] I'm core well at least I

knew it was there okay gen will start

res endless if I get it okay if I fail I

have to log in swipe 100 and get Evelyn

but I'm not going to fail Ben time for

some hard labor Ellen Jo Yahoo M no

she's Ice uh we'll guess andb and then

we'll lock in it's an attack character

okay

attack

um old like 1.0 well you know until the

new bosses which came out in 1 point I'm

going to say four but don't correct me

if I'm wrong uh attack with that boss

I'll go Billy

okay attack uh get ready to [ __ ] pull

Evelyn buddy uh uh um K I know what

attribute it is it's it's ether okay

it's ether name and attack ether

character

um I actually can't Nicole's not attack

but she's ether who else is

ether

um Soldier 11 is fire I think maybe not

I I don't know um okay I'm cooked mine

is $100 buddy get ready to learn $100

okay wait what

[ __ ]

[ __ ] it's not fire physical ice or uh

lightning so I is there something other

than ether I think it has to be ether

Ike

ether the only ether character I can

name is Nicole

I'm wait who else is ether bro it's not

Yanagi it's not

sukaku I don't know I think solders fire

but I don't have her reena's lightning

Seth is defense so it doesn't

matter oh could it be king y I don't

know what she is I know she's a robot I

watched her trailer she's like a robot

but I don't know if she's

it can't be Nicole cuz she's wait

actually could be

her okay why is Jen attack bro does she

even do

damage zzz [ __ ] it I'm get a casual post

I'm opening a tier

list I'm casual

posting okay she's in t0.5 that means

the [ __ ] people that are making this

are just too afraid to call her bad

she's going to end up like here this is

just how this [ __ ] [ __ ] Works they're

like oh oh don't worry guys she's still

good yeah my ass she's still

good if power grab power grab power grab

power grab they going to trucker in

[ __ ]

T5 says blade

man you don't play the game I know

that's why my opinion

is more funny than real okay I don't

know maybe she's good I I think I

skipped her I think she's like one of

the few I I skipped but not cuz I didn't

like her just cuz like

okay

well okay if if in one year time she's

still tier one or higher I will write a

thw apology and read it out to you okay

I will do that mark my

words

deal blade is still met trust he's

coming back they said they'll buff

him sorry I'm getting back into zenist

okay I promise like I know you going be

like bro why would you swipe 100 just to

bench the game I mean true you got me

but like I will come back I just don't

know when silver

wolf time for a bug okay uh a pretty new

character relatively so like later peny

I'm thinking later peny I mean it could

be amorphus could be emporius could be

late peny maybe like uh

me I mean it could just be Firefly

whatever

okay it's later okay what about

AGA uh lightning and very new because of

the boss M like relatively new so

lightning new boss

mosa wait does he use the new boss I

think so yeah okay

nice okay daily quy can't sleep I

understand wait my my music's loud let

me turn down I understand inspiration

comes knocking in small hours it's hard

to ignore

right oh this is someone on the I relate

to this it's welt I remember I remember

saying I relate to this and it was welt

can't sleep I understand inspiration

always Humes knocking in the small hours

it's hard to ignore right hi there how's

it going first time chatter listen you

must you you're clearly new here so I

don't want to be disrespectful I just

want to say we don't do that nice stuff

in this chat okay we uh are just are

mean to one another okay it it is I

don't know why I'm a nice guy and I'm

glad that you're a nice clearly

evidently a nice person so welcome in

but I would like to change our community

and have more people like you but

unfortunately it's not like that so we

don't ask how we are around here and

that is [ __ ] up by the way I just got

Firefly in one uh daily Emoji Hammer

Boot Hill no uh I mean ask uh what's her

name Hera has a [ __ ] big ass Hammer

okay it was

her genin watch this boom

[Music]

Barbara it's

hazo really new character really new

character pass 4.8 so it's a natland

catalyst it's sit

L there's literally no other wait

they're not from that L what okay it's

[ __ ]

rizle oh my God it's [ __ ] the other

girl no shot is is be

no no no she's after she's 4.2 she's

with finina is there another crowd

Catalyst there's none yeah

okay daily quote even though the Raina

stopped uh uh uh

no you still need to watch out for

puddles just like how the Past St in the

memory long after ah

sorry

wander Nita nevet from he okay what the

[ __ ] wait even though the Raina stopped

you still need to watch out for puddles

just like how the past days in memory

long after uh I'm sorry even though the

rain is stopped you still need to watch

out for

puddles just like how the Past St in the

memory I know this character bro oh

sorry I know this charact I actually

know this character let me check

something

no it has to be kind of NE wait even

though the rain is stopped you still

need to watch out for

puddles just like how the past stays in

the memory long

after oh sorry it's like a higher

pitched Navia am I weird for saying

that even though the rain is stopped

even though the rain is stopped even

though the rain is stopped even though

the rain is stopped stopped you still

need to watch out for puddles who are

you just like how the past stays in the

memory long even though the rain is

stopped you still need to watch out for

puddles just like how the past it could

be Charlotte long

after oh sorry who has a

Cole she wouldn't joke about that if she

remembers the past she gets sick again

no she wouldn't joke about that [ __ ] I

mean maybe even though the rain is Stu I

actually think it's co now [ __ ] okay

wait uh it's not Dory diona it's not

Emily it's not Ula it's not farzon no no

no no no oh

K oh my God it's Kachina wait even

though the rain is stopped you still

need to watch out for puddles turbo

twirly it's

Kachina no I was

right why would Cole say that what's the

lore I knew it bro I knew I said it's

Cole and then I saw Kachina and I said

[ __ ] it it's

Kachina webtune

Skipper bro what Lord Skipper is in the

genin

manga how would I know that

do the Zio connections you know what

bro what the [ __ ] is suck a throbbing

okay bro okay bro okay bro okay

bro oh yeah wait Z archives linked me a

clip a few days ago I saved it but I

didn't watch

it wait do you still have it slash

user Zio

archives okay this guy's spamming E and

A bbuzz I can't even find it cuz you

keep spamming emotes in my chat what the

hell is wrong with you what the hell is

wrong with

you cinema cinema

cinema I actually can't find it okay

well nice

try do you have it I guess not also I

should have got this I'm actually angry

let me do an endless one

let me do it on this one lunchtime what

do you want to eat today Amber Shang

Ling Bennett Ka lunchtime what do you

want to eat today let me see if the toat

travel guide has any

suggestions what link dude the clip you

sent me a clip that I said I was going

to watch and I didn't watch it wait let

me control let me open my history up

twitch or let me just look like

clips no search result I misspelled

it oh wait it is in my history I just

found it okay you linked it Farm

Vermilion what if they add a future set

for show in the future if they add a I

can't pause it wait wait wait

wait I don't want to

wait dude who design this [ __ ] twitch

website by the way can we

talk it literally will not load share to

Instagram what if I didn't what if I

didn't share to

Instagram would that be okay

10K PC my PC is not [ __ ]

10K okay fine let me move though okay

what is this clip it's called This is a

clip just so you're all aware it's

called what the hell it's 2 years old

this clip is 2 years

old and I'm I'm in [ __ ] I'm I'm

playing Nita Bennett

kazia let's see what I have to say

2-year-old clip what does he have to say

oh wait it's muted what does he have to

say bro just put the put the words in

the bag boom Farm Vermilion it's

quiet okay what does he have to

say Farm Vermilion what if they add a

future set for Shia in the future if

they add a future look I don't care what

you've seen or what you think you've

seen if they add a future set for Sha I

will Riot there is no way they release

the Vermilion piece of dog [ __ ] and then

another set I will literally whip my

[ __ ]

outon bro bro bro this dude they're not

adding a new set it's fine I'm not do

either way I'm not doing that okay okay

first of all this was probably when

people were talking about like Mar shose

Hunter okay it's it was but this was two

years ago I'm a different man that's

number one number two they're not

releasing a new set number three even if

they do even if they do

this was not a promise it wasn't a it

wasn't a contract nothing I didn't say I

would oh was Desert Pavilion see

like this one desert Pavilion was new

you think you've seen if they add a

future set for Shia I will Riot there is

no way they release the Vermilion piece

of dog [ __ ] and then another set I will

literally whip my [ __ ] out Farm

Vermilion what if they add a

future yo welcome to the stream welcome

to the stream welcome to the

stream hope you're doing well hope

you're doing well uh today we have a lot

to do I just woke up from a nap I'm a

bit tired but it's okay we're going to

do some gench and dailies uh and then

we're going to do uh meide okay we're

going to we're going to go see our wife

again let me close this tab I don't know

why that I had that open um tub by aboba

5 what is this

oh wait I have to finish this wait I'm

I'm overcooking daily ability that is

easy bro oh wait I've actually seen that

there's like I don't remember who it is

though but there's like two little

things next to a circle I don't remember

who it is so just put the guest in the

bag okay it was BYU never mind it's

[ __ ] the snake daily Emoji that's

easy bro that's a river next to a forest

in a in a in a in a I don't know what

the [ __ ] this is I'm going to be honest

Razer tree who's like in the forest

tree who the [ __ ] in the forest

bro I have no

clue oh Big T oh it is what the hell

how okay we're done with that uh

connections by T

characters whose guides are benched let

him cook gaming duuke even though it's

not true sethos even though it is what

it is and Noel bro or no CLE wait but

what are the other characters no this

doesn't make sense maybe it is Noel

characters with no

guides okay he cooked then there's four

other characters is it just too easy is

it just Kaza Nita duuk Kaya what does

that doesn't make sense though I mean

I'm just going to no I'm not going to

click it Rosaria fishnets what is that

it is a chatter I guess but what like

there's no other Chatters here Vermilion

anemo goblet alam's grippers what the

[ __ ] is the last

one Crown

Dory things I said I do r five serpent

spot no eat an entire pair of socks I've

said that I don't think I've said suck a

throbbing [ __ ] but now I just did

explode everywhere Crown Dori things Z

said he do for artifact

loadouts okay no disrespect the

misspelled loadouts all good it's l a d

but uh so this is why I'm happy we don't

have them now obviously I would like

them but if I have gone on records

saying these things then I would like to

not actually get it honestly uh so it's

fine uh okay what is this maybe I'll

just click the characters and then think

okay characters with emotes

[ __ ]

balls

come I don't remember Nita am I going to

get demonitized oh n has the you're

right she has the Mr Beast I'll hide

them I don't know what this is Zach's

chatter names we have a chatter called

R5 serpent spine oh okay

I mean I I I figured out the other

three yes what are they up to bro what

are they up

to I don't know anyway it's

glp

um okay let's do a little bit of react

and we'll do our daily so there's a demo

for uh Brandt where the [ __ ] is Brandt

here and there's a new gon character

called Rio S I think I don't know what

he does but yeah

so um we'll watch both of

those let's start with brand Pokemon

fans are mad at me

wa let me pause my music

the nobleman's dagger failed to take his

life now wanted posters plaster every

street and

Alley I crawl through the Shadows night

after night still no trace of him Tina

Tina don't lose hope Tina The Immortal

return will back where's my goat where's

my goat you better swing in on a [ __ ]

rope still standing friend this is a

flaming

return dude what is he doing bro he's

literally Aura farming in this well

there's no fun in watching from here

let's get ourselves front row

seats so beautiful done we're not

exactly The Returned are we you're

fighting rotten bastards slipping in out

of prison like it's a stroll in the park

what I do to see it up

close then what are we waiting for we're

not missing this show for the

world that was kind of

sick wait

[Music]

Spanish come

on our freedom is not the faelas to

[Music]

control we

got I like this theme song our Spirits

are strong enough to break these

cages Thorns of Decay now rise and

Flames oranges subtle reference to the

fact that he's a pirate right what did

pirates uh used to have when they're at

Sea vitamin C deficiency also known as

scurvy so Pirates such as brand and also

Gangplank from League of Legends would

often times uh uh you know want vitamin

C what is rich in vitamin C oranges now

ride in Flames Wells of the now

see wait what the [ __ ] is this what the

hell are why are they holding hands bro

the returns will shoot it's a Harpoon

Gun we need only PR to welcome his

return I like the purple fire one

together we shall create

wonders

okay hold it right there you circus

clowns save that Ridiculousness a Dan

for the afterlife

I shall turn the tears of ravagers into

sweet rain from above and the howls of

oppressors into the people's

laughter mounds of vanity built on

tainted

riches yo how do you do that in like

dress pants bro like okay first of all

this is a crazy pose but like I'm not

going to pause there but wouldn't it rip

like my blade shall cleanse their

corruption

the bells of evening prayers have lost

their true

toll Let My Words

stoal The Immortal returned okay what

why did they keep why does it keep lives

in the hearts of the

worthy for all eternity

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that's kind of

sick thank you for coming friend

wait thank you for coming friends that's

a wrap for today's show from the troop

of fools

yeah I like this guy I was thinking that

like you know how Shang Lea I think

Shang leao is pretty but he's like NPC

pretty like he looks like he's from like

a different like Universe thank you for

coming friends that's a wrap for today's

show this guy's pretty but in a way that

I'm

like I don't know like IO I don't know I

think he's

cool oh he has like aventurine

personality

kind well not exactly but you get my

point hey Tina what do you think was

that a new Escape record yep and fastest

Bounty throwaway as well okay good thing

we stocked up in

advance got more want posters we can do

a few more runs of this

Captain is set and we're ready for the

Seas

[Music]

right out let's take this show to the

next stage shall we

yeah [ __ ] dude look at how many

oranges there are bro I'm telling you I

literally C I literally before I even

knew that there was going to be oranges

on the boat I I I caught the reference

that's how in tune I am with Pirate

characters one

piece I'm telling you bro no scurvy on

watch bro thinks he's part of the team I

am I I would be his best crew M uh

mate anyways that was good it's probably

my favorite character of the version him

and Zan so uh also interestingly enough

not cuz they hate me but just cuz it is

what it is uh for His Banner we're

playing but we're also not sponsored but

because I like him so much I don't have

to porn act that I like him cuz I just

[ __ ] like the guy so that's cool you

know who I don't like the [ __ ] blonde

girl before him all good she's good

she's meta she's really strong she might

be good with future care like I don't

know like she's good she's good okay

she's good she's good I'm just not a fan

I'm just not a but she's good like no

dis good design uh Hey shout out for the

the the writing the balancing of her kit

uh her gameplay she's

good sorry I don't know why I'm flaming

her no disrespect at all no disrespect

at all okay

sorry I'm just yeah D I'm more into cool

characters than cute characters okay

that's all that's just me like that's

just me like look at who I play Bro Look

at who I play there's no one cute in my

team well I guess salali kind of but

like it is what it is

bro Shia Shia is different Shia's not

cute he's [ __ ] like

epic like like he's like he's cool he

has or he literally AA

Farms so does arlino look at the

characters I play bro Claren Ora farmer

Soo or a farmer

kenich or a

farmer

anyways uh also yeah there's a new um

new genin character coming out

too Rio the slee IND dispensible

protocols what is

this your grace faine's child welfare

services has already made all the

necessary arrangements you needn't

escort the criminal person person

Al I just want to ensure this task isn't

left to someone who lacks

propriety oh yeah I remember this he was

I remember this hello who is it it's

Risley your father's colleague I'm here

with his

friend oh come on

in Dad's still packing up his stuff

you'll have to give him a

[Music]

minute that's all right he has a long

journey ahead after

all all right be a good girl and stay

out of trouble while I'm away okay I

will your friend here's super nice not

like the other guy he looks scary hey

hey it's not very

polite it's quite all

right bye-bye come back soon Daddy I'll

miss you

and then rizzly punched him don't

[Music]

worry thank you for extending your

sympathy Your

Grace I thought I wouldn't be able to

see her again I only sympathize with her

love should be warm but to you it's

become a form of

punishment let's go next next time you

see your

daughter I hope you'll have become a

better

father hey tell

them I don't know who the [ __ ] this

is anyways that was good H for brand and

the new character as well but we'll see

if he's good or

not okay I have to hurry bro I actually

am not looking for okay I really wanted

to finish meide but like I'm still

delirious from like sleeping I kind of

don't want to like I feel like I'm going

to die if I get jump scared so I kind of

don't want to have to stall bro all good

all good didn't even watch the demo wait

what do you mean didn't want to watch

the

demo bro isn't that the one with the

[ __ ] why is it like

dubstep I'm sorry

stop spamming

that okay our res cap bro we have to go

uncap it the day resets in literally 1

hour okay one hour it

resets

also I realized that for 5.5 we might

want to

say I just Dro we might want to save um

2,000

resin for whatever new new domain comes

out if there is a new domain if there's

not we'll wait till 5.6 but there should

be one it's been five patches so um what

we might start doing is uh like any Mora

or XP books we need now I should do now

so that we can artifact Farm the new

patch now what I will say is that I want

to do a Vermillion strongbox video uh

when our inventory is full so we

probably should do a little bit more

artifacts send that boom boom boom get

it done before 5.5 boom boom boom uh

um and then T my t t

so yeah uh okay let's do a little bit of

art or maybe I should how much Mo do I

have do I have enough for two characters

let's see Mora we have I have 4 million

which for me is a lot XP books I have 37

purples which is literally nothing let

me play some background music oh okay

good enough uh claim level 38

I already claimed like half the battle

pass let me claim the rest um actually I

don't know what they're going to need

I'll wait but let me claim the let me

claim the standard

pull okay

unlucky did I already get the March shop

reset I didn't

wait bro I'm telling you I'm too free to

play like I don't pull enough I can't

even buy wishes like that's just so

you're aware that's how freeto playay I

am okay that's how relatable I am I

can't even access the

pulls now granted did I waste it on

other [ __ ] not this month not this month

no um so the new

Banner the new banners are tomorrow the

last 21 days I think you guys have to

remind me okay I

think I'll be able to get these on

verisa

Banner but I it'll probably be near the

end of March I have to

hurry I should be able to get

them

moo okay

move the [ __ ] is happening

here oh [ __ ] my goat dude Fan's out bro

go to

Fontan this is kabano by the way that's

why you haven't seen him

yet um he's Capitano he just wanted to

test us but when Kevon takes his mask

off like that's why Pon was surprised

when he did cuz it's uh it's

legu leg's actually a dor

clone so

yeah anyways uh okay let's do a quick

Vermilion no no stop stop let's do a

quick uh

obsidian dude this weapon is so [ __ ]

sick by the way on arino I don't know

why it's not a scyon like Chia but is

what it

is bro leaving Jansen hanging uh sorry

I'm waiting for her to be voice acted

okay sorry I'm just

waiting everybody stand get to

work you two

time sorry

how would you plunge with a scythe how

would you plunge with a spear when Shia

plunges I don't want to ruin the glor

Bomer one second let me open a new

one when Shia

plunges I mean like I guess he's upside

down his [ __ ] he has like a spear

right it [ __ ] it hits in this entire

area it doesn't even matter what [ __ ]

weapon he's

using plus just Mak a new animation

forehead

okay have you seen the new agent hop on

valerant

no I I'm I'm I'm a I'm a I'm radical I'm

a radicalized gamer anytime I see a new

character in a game I play I'm like

angry instead of happy like I'm never

excited cuz it just means more [ __ ]

I have to deal

with like Marvel Rivals are like hey

guys we're going to release like [ __ ]

50 characters every year I'm like [ __ ]

stop please please don't do this please

like one a decade just to get like new

players

happy

please everybody show no

mercy eat Papa

it's okay

though it's one per month and a half

that's the genin

ratio well at least they're

free okay we got to speed up bro we have

content to

today let's light it up go in and get to

work suffer the wrath

of she has Phoenix Al has her signature

what do you mean as her signature like

as her

e or like I guess it's not e I don't I

don't remember hot keys in that game

bro it is e yeah it is

eing it

you react to ZZ stuff there's two new

characters okay like like like like like

like like like I would but I'm also the

like if Soldier 11 no sorry if anvy has

no haters I am no longer on the earth

just so we're all aware like if if if

anvy has one hater it's me if anvy has

no haters I'm

dead why you hater I don't know everyone

loves

her and it's it's just funny to hate

her I mean is she cool oh is it topaz's

VA okay I'm sorry sorry

Sam yo hello Z Twitter take Twitter

doesn't hate [ __ ] end oh cuz I hate

something that's popular okay that's

fair Twitter hates Emily for some

[ __ ] reason oh my God I saw leaks

where she was purple and now she's green

I hate Emily she should be purple I mean

maybe like I don't even disagree but

like who cares bro you [ __ ] spoiled

yourself and now you're

mad Emily's ugly okay and I don't like

and so what now we're

even but I'm also biased cuz Emily's

really strong like if Emily was mediocre

I might not [ __ ]

care I do okay what I do agree though is

her weapon can I see it in game in like

weapon archive her weapon doesn't match

her at all I I do think it's weird that

her weapon is like white like kokomi

colors and then she isn't I will give

you

that I I don't think I can't click on it

but like it's right

there but

anyways it's lore yeah but like that

doesn't matter like you can't make

something like ugly and then be like

it's cuz of lore like canonically it's

supposed to be ugly you're like like

that doesn't make sense

all

right after natland they like her I mean

that's fair although no no no flame I am

here to confess my my go kich never

never what I don't know I just wanted to

sneak a kich uh

I just wanted to sneak kesian

there I haven't seen him in the entire

archon Quest hey all good though all

good

also

um also

I forgot what I was going to

yeah it's not even just that I want like

okay I need to watch my words I just

like cool characters okay like like

arino but Natan has had um Natan has

some but unless we get playable Capitano

we're like missing out you know uh so

pre Capitano but

also outside of well I guess if EA comes

out

Eva better not be a four he's probably

going to be a [ __ ] four star cuz I

mean maybe he's a five star but I don't

think so cuz like cave was like the the

epha of sumaru and he didn't come out

forever and then he did and he's a

fourstar so he's probably going to be a

fourstar which means the only five star

man we got in that land is [ __ ]

kenich which is my goat by the way but

I'm just saying

Sor

right rare based take what do you mean

rare all my okay not all 82% of my takes

are based 82 that's a good number if 82%

of people you met were really funny

great and had a like good based and

respectable opinions the world would be

a better place that's all I'm going to

say so my 82% is pretty good it's

actually pretty honestly I would say

90 just sometimes I Yap about [ __ ] that

I don't know but like that's just part

of the job that's just part of the

job

this L The Raid thank you thank you

thank you oh level 9 ning or French of

nine if you ever

dude I okay I'm

definitely 82 is a lowball estimate just

so we're all aware okay let me do one

quick more uh XP thing potatoes is here

yeah [ __ ] stream's over who [ __ ]

invited this guy

back wait first time chatter hey Z I'm

from the YouTube channel oh wait lock in

hey welcome to the Stream I really like

your guides and your recent video has

really good humor hey thank you uh I

appreciate that we're going to make more

content like that in the near future uh

uh it was it was a good video I did like

it and shout out to suo for editing it I

was wondering if you also make guys for

HSR I actually okay I do well I used to

okay listen I used to the problem is it

takes a lot of effort and I already made

guid for genin and it just ended up

being a bit like too much so I I

eventually I you know I might go back to

it uh but for now we we play starl uh

you know often I did my I I I did my

dailies today and we stream it from time

to time but I don't uh right now I'm not

into the guide content maybe we'll go

back to it you know maybe um but for now

don't it's not bench I okay okay okay

okay I actually played it today bro I

actually played it today bro I actually

played it today bro

and I try you like at least I try to

stay like pretty up to date on like the

meta and stuff okay there's like two

three games I'm I'm like mostly up to

two and a half I'm mostly up to

date but but but but

like I don't know star is also

weird cuz it's always like

it's okay speed is also cringe but it's

more cringe than energy recharge cuz

energy recharge is cringe cuz you need

like there's different like there like a

certain amount you would need but it

varies based on your team Fab the

enemies you're fighting this this this

this this so it's [ __ ] annoying speed

different but usually you can get away

with just saying like go for whatever

breako you want so it kind of it's fine

cuz like I'm just thinking like guide

maker POV so you can kind of skip the

like the cringe stuff of like

calculating ER by just being like yeah

just like speed two to whatever you need

like 13 3.4 [ __ ] 160 170

whatever but

yeah it's mostly 134 nowadays

yeah should always use

Eagle brother that's that's been a thing

since

1.0 but no one knew it except Z and I'm

sure some Theory Crafters

okay we'll do one Vermillion with our

last C Dan then

meide just hit 175 bro 175 is so fake

well I mean it's not actually fake but

it's so [ __ ] hard to hit I think I

have it on one character I have a win

set with two-piece ageless and that has

17 something

ageless ha dude it's fine bro it's

literally

fine

you oh I just pressed

e no Lo shotgun 2025 uh I play blade

buddy

so why would I need

it why would I need the attack buff that

not even going to my blade cuz he's in

the middle of my team to get hit more

okay cryo goblet on Echo could be good

what if they release a cryo normal

attacker uh

rizle okay yo what's up Kos thanks for

36 months bro bro still farming

Theon uh it's not what it looks like I

promise I'm not we'll just do we're just

doing this for like a showcase Soldier

there the 18 19 months thank you thank

you thank you 19 months Starry

five I thought this was

arino get work suff the WRA of suffer

the wrath of e Ley where the [ __ ] is the

last guy

in dude we need a character that has a

dragon like instead of bike you're like

riding a [ __ ]

Dragon

casus

Sasa a how is a dragon yeah but he's

like a cringe Dragon like he's just a

little [ __ ] like I wish he had his true

form you

know he is the cringe Dragon

dude he's a yapper maybe I should level

him up he's still only to level

six nah

maybe I'll get him eight but I'm not I'm

not crowning him

dude no don't do strong

box how could be voiced by Nick yes I

will take that as a compliment

although I'd have to make my voice

higher

pitched I'm actually forcing myself to

talk like this like naturally I talk

like uh corpse husband but I'm just

forcing myself no big deal I'm pretty

brave

um what was I going to do

again [ __ ] it

Vermillion can you show you your lanan

build vescent thrilling

[Music]

Tales I think she's like half geared

right now

though what's my chasa

friendship

five my we up six

have you seen the subreddit there's been

a band wave wait what do you mean a band

wave what

happened one guy oh but one guy got

banned you know what I will check it

though uh to be fair I haven't checked

it in a while [ __ ] it

we'll probably filter by weekly but

first what's this most San what the [ __ ]

that

wait is your pet

frog Oh I thought it was a piece of

chicken or like a tomato I thought this

like food like I thought this was like

marinade like chicken or uh a

tomato he's kind of cool though I Vibe

with them does the face of son does know

the difference between waiver and waiver

future lawyer by the way okay listen

here [ __ ] I studied law in

French okay I studied law in

French so I don't know what the [ __ ] it

is in

English a boba

painting why' you make him bald

oh wait no this is me the above is Norm

really bald okay I respect it that's a

cool

painting I'm the one with the hair I get

it brick the

count I am not seeing this to be funny

the best weapon in this Temple is

thrilling Tales the second best weapon

akumaru what the hell are you doing I

mean congrats on five star but imagine

if this was like a good

Banner brother can't D for [ __ ] I

actually can I'm actually the

goat that's not akumaru oh Wave Rider

whatever same thing W wave wave breaker

fin that's what it is same thing bro

it's literally the same event uh what

same

effect bro just drop gen

[ __ ] why do you why do you even read

comments bro if you scroll if you scroll

low enough wait is this just the one

guy h two

guy why did you like it oh no this this

the same guy they're just responding to

the one guy you're giving attention to

one person it's fine people are allowed

to like their content I'm not deleting

them cuz are funny no don't delete them

it doesn't

matter it's fine it boosts engagement

that's what it

is addressing the allegations that

Whimsy farmers are just as bad as filthy

Vermilion

freaks this is what we need more of okay

I'm going to read this but I'd much

rather domain tribalism than game

tribalism okay cuz at least here people

are clearly making the wrong choice game

wise play what you like domain wise I'm

not going to take some [ __ ] from a

[ __ ] Whimsy Wall-E okay let me read

this [ __ ] let me read this [ __ ] I've

seen the idea that that people who Farm

Whimsy are just as bad as rilon Farmers

thrown around and I find it entirely

untrue as someone who's completely

unbiased [ __ ] your name is Mary

maybe you can't even decide on a

username you put maybe there okay you

put maybe in your name cuz you can't

even decide on your name how about you

decide on a [ __ ] artifact sorry

versatility versatility fragment of

harmonic Whimsy is best SL on two

characters

name them AR Lino What

chlorin bond of life is a fake [ __ ]

mechanic that's fake chlorin can also

use other sets like even echo echo bro

and thundering

Fury and arlino can use glad which is a

normally readily available piece

everyone has but I understand farming it

for arino for chlorin not as much though

not as much cuz you have TF you have

other sets bro if you want like maybe

you don't care about TF you don't do a

short rotation you don't play your IND

dendro like that's fine that's all fine

but like bro you have other sets it is

what it is though I mean you could Farm

it you could Farm it let me pull up the

leader boards Akasha

[Music]

chlorin brother it's literally Echoes

and okay let me pull up another team

aggravate it's Whimsy I mean there's

still some echoes in there all good

quick Bloom there's some TF2 for

rotations there's Mari CH like I'm just

going to close this t

okay farming experience there's nothing

that brings me joy more joy than having

to run from those from those Shield

hurly trolls to group

them in Whimsy you have to

think okay I was kind of half joking

here I was kind of half joking because

you know I respect Whimsy for arino I do

Claren more or less I'm very TF brain

roded but it is what it is like let's

say I respect it okay and even if you

need one of the two sets it's going to

come to strong box at some point and you

could strongbox it but let's move on

okay let's move on farming experience

you're cooked there is no [ __ ] way

you ver okay compared to this let me

show you let me show you I let me show

you honest enemies they're honest

there's no [ __ ] that goes on here

compared to [ __ ] let me show you let

me show you this [ __ ] let me show you

this [ __ ] let me show you this [ __ ] let

me show you this let me show you this

[ __ ] it's two Geo shielded murals that

immediately Dash to you if you don't

stand in the same spot or back up you

[ __ ] have to not either reset or

spend 30 seconds breaking the shields or

hit them from the back and then there's

three GEOS shielded [ __ ]

statues bro just use Jong Le burst yeah

bro let me pull Jong Lee just to do this

domain sorry I'm free to play and use

lanon who's better in my arlino team

which is what I'm doing this domain for

in the in the teams you would farm this

domain for Jang Le is not even better

then you're free to play

fourstar let's move

on damage increased compared to other

options veril is amly 5% better than

marish Mar can be better in some

situations while Whimsy is always better

than Gladiators and generally performs

between 6 to 10% better it's clearly the

better investment okay notice how you

only pointed out Gladiator right we're

talking about AR Lino here error go

you're talking about one character not

two now that's

one uh

although I mean Clen can use it too so

maybe you're talking about whatever uh

uh I agree that marish chose I agree

that Mar

CH is a more efficient set and I tell

people to farm Mar so it's not like I'm

saying it's not like I'm saying Hey

listen bro go farm verm I have

never unironically sometimes I say it

ironically I have never

unironically said that

now I think Mar especially since the

release of mar CH it is much more

efficient and since the release of

Vermillion strong box if you don't need

M say Vermillion strong box can be a

decent option well it could be okay

don't talk about the future but you know

it made sense although M should say look

at my look look at my free-play account

that is the account I played efficiently

will it be a YouTube video probably in

like 4 months don't be mad at me cuz

it's late be happy that it happened okay

what did I farm on Shia I farmed marose

I did and my Shia cleared floor 12 with

no shun no Faron uh sorry no finina and

czo Faron czo and get and my sh czo on a

fourstar weapon what did I do I cleared

the [ __ ] Abyss Nine Stars floor 12

one rotation I eight starred but it is

what it is Mary Hunter okay so it's not

like I'm saying oi braa go far mar but

you got to understand that for Whimsy

it's not the same

situation but it's a pretty similar one

now re unfinished Ry makes sense for

Emily and like some burning teams

average sanity have you ever seen a a

sane

shag

me have you ever seen a sane arino of

course you have I'm completely normal I

rest my

case our Le domains are not normal and I

do you want to know the the the

the the proof of this if I were to rank

the top three characters that I like

quote unquote main are Lino's in there

so we're the same [ __ ] breed we're

the same [ __ ]

breed longevity Shia is known

for

e e

okay listen here

buddy as a certified uh fatou Harbinger

dick

rider we are one and the same okay you

and I we are one and the same we are

both locked in a prison

that's all I don't know why I clicked on

that post but I hope you have a good

day okay dude what are you dude it's

literally just lighting and thin hair

like I don't know what you're talking

about bro like I actually have a good

hairline I do bro I do

okay I actually do like Mighty my day

but like I have to do the quest

bro well me looking at the on CC act

surprised in the live stream when they

looked at all the character

leaks addressing the allegations My

Truth Listen okay unironically

unironically actually unironically

usually I don't care enough to check any

of it and if I see the text post that

people do on Twitter I scroll past it

because I don't really care I'm being

honest

okay now the the Shia thing I do care

like that one you know it is what it is

but like characters I usually don't know

like I honest to God I don't know what

the [ __ ] Vera

does I've heard rumors of

daning but like honest to God like I

usually don't look at like most of it

because I don't want a porn act okay I

don't want to like sometimes I see

things like arlino when her Scythe was

uh dreamed I saw it I

did but I told you guys I saw it I told

you guys I saw it I told you guys I saw

it uh star I rarely

look

yeah like I saw CIS I did but I'm not

like I don't know what she does

Caught no but sometimes you see an

animation and like it happens like it

ends up on your

page like sometimes there's like a a

post with like 50k likes like what can

you do bro what can you

c accurate

height okay I'm literally the tallest

one there

what kind of resonus behavior is

this getting the paidway name d I

actually wanted to do that that's a good

idea shout out to whoever did it I guess

although what the [ __ ] is Weir Gavin

that is not a real language I'm sorry

I'm sorry I mean that's cool I was

thinking of doing something like that

that's

cool um yeah also dude my U block broke

so I'm getting ads look like what the

[ __ ] is this

bro mid character enjoyer this is 1K up

votes mid character enjoyer versus glorm

addict your main is [ __ ] without shenyun

finina yeah LOL duuke okay

bro that's not

even okay but that's not true like you I

know I know I'm doing the meme right now

I know I'm doing the meme I know I'm

doing the meme but but it's if it's not

true then why would I just say yeah LOL

if it's not true why would I say y LOL I

know it's not true why would I say y l

if it's not

true like if anything I would argue that

without C6 fars on I get it right I get

it but shenyun

finina fina's fake for Shia like she's

great but there's a replacement there's

a few

Replacements well

one shenyun yeah she helps a lot check

the comments oh no they're probably

[ __ ] something something actually

Faron is the most important something

so bro why I'm losing an argument to a

[ __ ] comment like a pre-recorded

comment a two-day old

comment well I got cooked

okay let's move on I don't even think

Shia is like top met or anything but in

a in a good team right which is

expensive he's a great character right

if you have a bad team for him in 1.3

you can make a very free-play friendly

team of sucros Bennett Flex right now

that team isn't as good but in his

premium team he's still a really strong

character you might not have the premium

supports in which case I wouldn't

recommend him right he's not for

everyone but he is for

me let's move on top

weekly can they delete my week from this

game

[Laughter]

already yo no comment no comment MAA got

Shooters no comment do I think she's

overtuned yes have I heard that this

Abyss is MAA propaganda also yes also

yes uh but I haven't done it yet so no

comment

but yeah I do think she's a bit

uh H yeah a bit more than a bit

overtuned I think Sali is also broken

but in like a a almost good way like I

like Sali but I'm just biased because I

like supports but I think what she does

for like melt and stuff is cool Jamie

new Comet event is so stupid stage buff

melts vaporize and melt again we haven't

done this event so we'll do that

tomorrow or the day after enemies are

the hydro oceanids resistant to hydro oh

we don't need to play that kind of

vaporize yeah that's cringe hey Shang

Ling Nation though but yeah that is

cringe I didn't know that was a thing

we'll see we'll see everyone's

complaining about the event we got to do

it oh dude imagine the the the the the

the the intro

I conquered genin's worst event oh [ __ ]

how I got C6 rizle by accident then you

click on the video on

March in February 15th 2025 gench impact

released what players are calling the

worst event that I just cooked genin

bench cry so hard the whole element's

getting a rerun yeah I saw

that is this the this is a crazy Banner

these four stars are

like Charlotte's not bad does she have I

think her C6 is her C6 a buff is it like

attack I don't I don't remember what her

cons do cuz she's not a bad healer I

don't remember her cons oh no it's not a

buff it's a [ __ ] coordinated attack

never mind I was thinking of aoron

she has a self attack

buff I guess they're not needed

MAA yeah I mean this is good for

physical C4 is good I don't do I have to

watch my own guide it's been so

long uh when still photo hits a an

opponent marked by Snappy silhouette

Focus impression will deal 10% more

damage and restore two energy to

Charlotte I mean that's fine it's

energy it's fine if it lets you go like

thrilling Tales instead of Fab or

something it's fine but it's not like a

team but like it's good for her it's Pro

it might be her best con I let me it

honestly might be maybe outside of six

but it it seems decent for her but

usually with supports the cons that are

like really good buff your team

right like or is great at c0 but like if

you I guess Chevy is a better example

but well for the sake of you know like

giving your character attack is just

like nice like more attack [ __ ] thank

you

30% anyways is this good chat Flex

Friday hey I hope the next

time you try to catch a bus you arrive

but as the bus like okay you're on the

same street you see the bus passing

you're like no no you try to go get the

bus right you're running to the bus the

bus you think it's going to wait for you

right you're like

waving guess what it [ __ ] takes off

but slow enough that you think you can

catch up to it you keep [ __ ] running

in the cold winter I'm going to catch

the boss I'm going to catch the BS it

goes without you you have to catch the

one happened to me many times I missed

the final exam well part of it cuz there

was a there were two bees attacking me

at the bus stop so it's kind of like

juking them all right I was trying of

making I I was trying to making them

whiff their attack I was kind of juking

them I walked back in the street then

the bus passed and I was [ __ ]

fighting the bees and then I lost I

missed during a final exam I mean all

good but it was like one of those it was

like a French exam where you had to

write over three periods so you had like

3 hours three times it was 9 hours I

didn't need those three I just messaged

I emailed my teacher I was like uh I was

being attacked all good I I'll finish it

next class happened it was all good I I

finished

it Cinema we are so back

aboba I have seen this

it has a scroll bar

now I'm cry provide team wide healing oh

you're so sweet I'm cry provide team

wide healing and give aack speed on top

of that hello Human

Resources

okay

um I'm going to be honest

Mika is better than the physical element

like he's he's too good for the dog [ __ ]

that he's confined in like I get that no

one likes his design and honestly when I

first saw him I was like [ __ ] this loser

no disrespect but like he actually like

his c6's giving like crit damage he's

not like broken right he's not but he

gives like healing attack speed crit

damage he has some [ __ ] on his okay his

burst applies zero cryo which again it's

like a physical thing but it is

cringe

um also physical

damage like the stuff he gives is like

cool but it's just all chained to

physical so it's like

sad like he'd be a lot better if his

Buffs were to an

element so whatever reject Stars Embrace

stall why do you have zero stars in 17

minutes all good you you'll clear next

one up vot so s has to see this uh wrong

set buddy nice try wrong

set dev's listened

they M they maximized your

swirls I found the new event repetitive

and not fun yet you asked for any game

content curious I'm very intelligent

dude unironically something like this if

they made it okay again I'm going to

play it tomorrow so I'm I'm kind of

laring cuz I haven't played it yet but

from what I understand an event like

this if it just was scaled well and

wasn't propaganda for a specific element

or character could be a good mode like

if it was just like not if it I from

what I'm gauging from you guys it's like

MAA like uh propaganda but if it wasn't

that it was just like you know for this

stage this is buffed but like you can

use these characters you might want this

like this this this this this it might

be a good like

mode but again I have to play it so I'm

not I'm going to stop yapping genin zero

how it feels arguing with nevet Mains

that he's not the best

DPS okay malani is a sneak but I

understand MAA I'm on team MAA it's just

the the there's like Arguments for like

flexibility team comps type of content

AOE stuff like that but I mean I like uh

I'm I'm I think maa's too

strong so she's my she she's probably my

number one but I understand the nlet

arguments okay and I'm not here to I'm

not like I think both are broken it is

what it

is don't forget yolan okay that is crazy

that is

crazy like I okay I do think MAA is like

broken I think she's better than

um yeah no she's I think she's really

really good and I think the The more

I've played her I think especially after

my first video once I figured out like

obviously her best teams with salali

chilonin but even after playing just no

chilonin Sali sucros and after my first

video

where zag told me I don't know who

discovered it but people found out you

could play her with like yolan SRO

especially yolan I actually like her a

lot more cuz if you or or just like even

cryo like Mel teams with like random dog

[ __ ] like you play like Kaio or diona

and

someone um which make her more

accessible even though it's a bit more

cringe like no good nights no five star

night is cringe doesn't mean you can't

play it like there's there have been

decent teams uh or it'll be like dog sh

Force our dog should force archilon in

well I guess you're playing Bennett so

Bennett dog should force archilon in

like she feels better and I think she's

broken but

um yeah I mean n broken too uh Manan is

great yolan but yolan is definitely a

sneak manani is is I I think moani is

like perfect balance in my mind

especially because people like it makes

people feel like she's broken cuz she's

really good for speedrunning and she's

really good if you know what you're

doing right like sometimes shit's going

to miss even if you're good at the game

but like and it's

annoying but it's high reward for also

the potential of [ __ ] happening and

she's also really good because she needs

like no one like yes she can use great

five star supports but she can also use

like [ __ ] like dea and like Toma and

like [ __ ] Candice and like random

losers so I I like her a lot 10K PC by

the way bro my PC is not 10K

roer [ __ ] you Rogers say Do you ever

miss the

abyss is that Shang

Ling that's kind of

cool even more glorping

glps these are actually pretty good yo

25 months thank

you we have so many gorbs though man

maybe the rizzly glor because his Banner

coming that's not the only thing coming

brother well add it Rio the

slurp I pre-formed rizzly just to build

Chow [ __ ] you like like sincerely like

sincerely [ __ ] you like I genuinely mean

this actually it's not even that good

cuz you got a [ __ ] on a rate rolls on

MAR CH and your sha ascends with crit

rate and you're running Jade spear

probably so honestly ratio but it's

still really good [ __ ] you but I'm just

mad and coping I'm mad and coping genin

player crash out I'm sorry

congratulations on your good piece okay

is that what you wanted to hear I'm

sorry HSR power creep could okay why did

I read that bro the HSR but bro you're

playing okay I'm not going to defend

Star Royale power creep cuz it

definitely exists okay but you are

playing broken five star broken five

star broken five star and

CLE second half though Bennett de Emily

old five star as well respectable

respectable second half although Ben is

the best character in the game

respectable second half is

respectable can you

find okay

no sro's brother mentioned this means

that sro's brother will be playable in

6.x and Z can no longer make fun of

daily sro's brother

okay singo's brother is an industry

plant okay I'm tired of pretending that

he's real okay when we see him that

might be different but for now bro like

like keep

coping

okay what the hell is

this this is what I face today what were

you dueling

someone okay you guys need help like

sincerely you need

help okay I do actually need to

unironically though if I ever finish law

school I need to get I need to see a

psychi psychologist before I write my

bar exam cuz you can get like a buff

like if you if you

have um ADHD which I might not but my

brother does and I can infer that I

might um you get like an extra hour and

a half which is a buff so well I guess

you're nerfed naturally but for me it's

a buff cuz I use it to my advantage but

I mean you know to each their own uh

yeah it's definitely a

buff is law school benched no bro oh

that's not even what the question was is

that why it's benched bro it's not

benched

it's a balance yeah I guess it's a

balance

patch but it's a buff if you don't know

you have it like for me if I didn't say

anything it would or I guess for my

brother if he didn't say anything it

would be normal time but because he like

checked it's plus one hour on like a

three-h hour

exam hello everyone this is John Shang

Ling that is a pretty [ __ ] good Shang

Ling I can't lie

hello John

changling I respect it your name is

baguette we

wexd my YouTube

glitched impossible not to tingle to

brother why did you what is

that why did he go from my video to that

into the frying pan out the frying pan

Into the

Fire wait what game is

this Pokemon Masters

ex W the anger is overflowing I don't

remember what oh this is the event isn't

it okay okay let's move on let's move on

let's move

on now it's a ghost Tower

transfixed allit wait let me look at

this let me look at

this okay we're playing physical AR

Theo transfixed

I mean honestly wait how fast was

it 223

222 okay I am trying to be not okay cat

look oh my God I don't want to be mean

it's honestly dude celebrate your

achievements don't be like okay let me

see if this is bait or real first I've

never okay it looks real look let me say

something they're at PS4 play like

they're playing on Playstation which I

assume is harder and let people be happy

of their achievements okay

congratulations I'm not going

to I'm I'm you know the first time I

cleared the abyss 2 I was very happy I

was proud of myself I don't think I zero

starred ever like unless I'm trolling I

don't think I've ever zero start in my

life even in 1.0 but Abyss was easier

back then and I know what I'm doing not

everyone does and that's fine okay

that's fine so congrats on your clear

I'm happy for you and I hope people in

the comments are nice okay okay I know

PlayStation is not harder but I'm just

trying to give an excuse okay I'm

sorry okay let me keep let me read the

comments while I'm happy for you and I'm

sure you're Overjoyed this is a really

good example of someone who doesn't care

about combat and at all trying to do

combat my man went in with no plan

whatsoever slapped the random team

together played horribly and didn't even

get a single star massive W as long as

you had fun I mean that's fair is it a

random team what is it leino finina Guk

kazua yeah it

is honestly it looks more like spy leys

beat you the fact you survived that long

against Swan with that comp is

impressive congrats dude actually unless

they're playing healer finina which

they're not it is kind of hard to play

this team bro you have arlino who can't

heal on field unless you're bursting

which I guess he is finina who's

draining your HP and no healer I mean

that's why Kazo is dead but

weekly reminder that experience doesn't

equal

knowledge uid review

bro this uid is also almost as old as

mine by the way it's a really old uid so

they have actually probably been playing

for four years but I assume casually now

again yo wait let me read the okag

comments no wonder we aren't getting end

game bro okay okay I saw a post actually

I don't know on what subreddit I didn't

click on it I saw the preview and it was

saying that like not all content has to

be for everyone because like that's how

you keep people engaged and it's true

bro like the players that take [ __ ] to

the next level deserve content too and

the players that are super casual

deserve super casual content too okay

now if this person was complaining like

oh this event or this Abyss is too hard

like how the [ __ ] am I going to do this

[ __ ] my Baka life this game sucks then I

would take a different tone I'd be like

brother skill issue but they're posing

their achievement so honestly W to them

now with that said let me uid review

them but in like this is going to be hey

hey it'll be constructive criticism okay

maybe a little bit of Comedy sprinkled

in but mostly constructive criticism

okay mostly constructive criticism let's

see if their profile is even public

which we don't know

604 okay Nick what hey from one Nick to

another

Nick I got you okay I got

you this one's on the house free advice

cuz we share the same name okay might be

too lazy to grind our artifacts you know

what I get you okay I get it now do I

enjoy the artifact farming process I do

but it's not for everyone characters at

maximum friendship level eight okay if

I'm being honest I don't know well I

mean all good let's keep going um right

off the bat I'm noticing your characters

are pretty underleveled right

ar58 you have an old uid you've been

playing for a while I would recommend

leveling up characters especially the

ones that scale on something like HP

like net does uh 666 defense by the way

but let's let's move on okay let's look

at your characters right so you were

using arlino in the video uh right off

the bat a lot of attack that might be an

attack goblet we'll see you have Crimson

Moon Semus so far so good c0 9 86

honestly higher than I expected right

normal attacks matter minus 1066 so this

is fine you can Crown to normals if you

want so far so good okay let's look at

the

artifacts okay best in slot so and you

have a a glad goblet right so at worst

you could glad so so far it looks good

let's look at the pieces this is

honestly F good this is also this is

okay yeah it's good that's really

good that's really good this has no crit

which is unlucky but like still decent

like you're your this is probably your

worst piece but attack and EM is not bad

I just you should go for a piece that

has some crit damage but this is

honestly fine

now a bit high on on crit rate yeah you

definitely want to Circle that as crit

damage cuz your ratio is a bit

imbalanced so you're like you know could

do more but your build's fine like the

the act like constructive advice on know

off chance you're watching this but

seeing how you're I don't think you

watch me but like in case you do um I

think you're you could use my arlino

guide or another one right uh because so

what you're doing I know this is the end

so maybe this isn't how you play her

because you're just trying to finish her

off him off it off uh but you popped

your thing instantly so you got like no

bond of life and like as you can see

here you're doing like physical normals

so your rotation was probably bad it's

probably like your gameplay but it's

okay uh honestly decent arino you just

want more crit damage it's fine finina

let's look at your finina Golden troop

festering desire wait this is actually

good crowned I mean I respect it

imbalance question mark it's one to

two Okay I guess my well it's a bit high

on crit rate but honestly it is close to

one to two you're right I'm just uh I

[ __ ] hate crit rate

no okay you know what you're you know

you got me you actually got me it's not

even

imbalanced 79 * 2 is like 158 so it's

pretty close but I will

say you should have a circle that has

crit damage sub but honestly okay fine

build's not bad you got me fine I'll

give it to you build's

good you got me I just have this thing

where you know I'm not even going to

talk okay finina set

that's okay uh it only has one good

substat though because you don't use

attack defense and probably not

em um but it's 27 crit value it's okay

uh you could definitely get a better one

though this one's better it has ER and

HP and

em it's okay sounds are hard it's okay

uh this is a bit rough

okay fer kazy gives you some crit rate

so you actually have more than it like

your ratio is a bit better than it looks

it's actually your ratio is okay you're

only 150 ER though and for casual

gameplay in a team that doesn't have

another Hydro I highly recommend more I

personally would tell you to just go ER

sand um you could use fav but you

already have uh like festering which is

fine it has an ER weapon I would

recommend an ER sand okay um but again

better than I was expect you don't play

Nita better than I was

expecting um let's look at

U let's not look at U

um vent is on VV which is good he's on

scy harp which is fine um it depends on

your build right okay this is I also

have C1 venti this is the worst

constellation in the game by the way for

those of of you who don't know what C1

veny is first of all you

probably 99% of people don't know what

C1 ventti does it makes them fire a

second Arrow it literally does nothing

however I noticed that you are crowned

normal attacks so you might be just

charge attacking on your ventti which is

something I respect tremendously even

though you shouldn't do it oh three

arrows it's two more arrows it's three

arrows my

bad now let's look at your build

okay okay wait this might be the worst

flower of all time

it I mean okay I

mean there's a chance you benched venti

and play kazua so it's fine now if you

want to play venti uh uh oh was the sand

even I didn't even look at the sand was

it HP it was

HP um maybe you bench venty so we're not

going to talk too much about him now I

will say though if you do play him um

main stat over substat although you

really want the set effect so I get it

but focus on your main stats uh you

either go full em swirl build or if

you're playing him you know on a high

base stack weapon maybe in a team with

Bennett you can build for some damage

and go for anemo and crit which is fine

as well um but you definitely don't

don't want HP

okay okay um I'm going to say this is a

character you ah okay okay okay okay

okay okay okay okay no no no no no no

okay okay okay okay okay okay deep

breath deep breath okay again casual

player this is constructive advice not a

roast okay I will say though this might

be the most like mistakes I've seen in a

row look a few things

firstly you have 77 em on two

characters a few things firstly Ryan's

normal attacks do nothing and given your

gameplay I don't think this is just like

you choosing to level her normals

because you want to I think you think

that it increases the damage of her

normals in her burst so I'm just here to

tell you as a constructive criticizer

that it does

uh and leveling her normals does nothing

so you should level her skill to nine

that's when it stops increasing your

burst damage and level your burst to 10

okay level 9 is fine but uh yeah you

don't want your normal attacks to be 10

outside of that your weapon choice is

good but your artifact uh you really

want four emblem on Ryden on some

characters twopiece twopiece is great on

Ryden the the damage you gain from four

emblem is astronomical compared to two

Beast glad and two Beast emblem so you

really want four piece emblem now before

I even look at your stats I also want to

say that for your

constellations I am not someone who

cares about constellations okay I don't

think you need to pull for them I don't

think you need to spend money I don't

advocate for getting constellations I

think CZ Ryden is great and you don't

need any now the one thing I will say

though is that C1 Ryden is just a weird

stopping point so is C1 venty and J I

think you just have a weird selection of

constellations that's all I'm saying now

I don't think again don't pull for for I

don't think you need to pull for

constellations or anything like that but

if you are going to either stop at czo

Ren or get C2 C1 is just weird now maybe

you got two ryen maybe you're waiting

for next rerun maybe you just got lucky

I'm not here to roast you I'm just

saying the three constellations you do

have especially venty and Ryden are a

bit suspicious to say the

least but it's okay like you know maybe

you just got a double five star but it's

okay now let's look at your artifacts

honestly this would be a perfect piece

for like a finina even though it's not

on the right set the HP is insane for

other characters for ryen it's still

fine right it's good crit it is what it

is it's fine uh like for for Abyss like

this is fine or yolan actually yeah

you're right yolan this would be great

no ER but like so much HP and crit this

would be great for Yan

feather uh ER attack crit damage no crit

rate but like again it's fine um attack

Sands is a viable choice I typically

recommend ER for comfort and especially

engulfing

um so I would recommend ER St but it

like we'll see how much ER you have this

might be the worst Goblet of all time

and it's not it's an offset

piece uh let me look at your circlet

this might also be the worst ciret of

all time okay so here's the thing you

have two glad pieces and this isn't even

the right set for her so it would

unironically be better to go for an

emblem um golet that's either Electro or

attack both are great on

Ryden or uh a crit rate cir that even

had no substats cuz this is basically no

substats the only one here that benefits

you is the energy recharge and it's only

4% and EM might help a bit in some teams

but it's not needed okay so you could

really just go for emblem and your right

it would be six times better um even if

you don't have the best pieces what's

your

ratio it's a work in progress It's okay

it's a work in progress

um lost prayer maret now your lost

prayer is level 20 so maybe this is new

it might be new

um your W is 70 though there's no way

you got you should definitely level your

stuff sack frag

20 okay what is this

doing cuz honestly your other pieces are

like kind of okay like this circle's

fine like it's really good if you need

the ER this would be good on attack

scaler not so much nlet

maybe you don't play him yet I mean he

he he's level eight maybe you just got

him anyways constructive advice your

arino is actually pretty good uh you

could use a better Circle but it's fine

uh your finina needs more ER like way

more it's an HP circlet but it's never

leet it's

fine it's fine honestly

um your finina needs more ER and your AR

no your um G okay I didn't even look at

your G your G is cooked you you want a

four piece or two piece twopiece if

you're playing I don't know what you're

playing uh your Ryden really wants four

emblem like absolutely and also well you

already leveled them so it's

fine but hey congrats on clearing the

abyss um I respect it don't let anyone

take this this achievement away from you

okay

congrats this is so

funny like writing a rotation like this

guy's going to do

it I mean I would appreciate it I guess

but um actually you should arino e wait

for a bit for it to cook and while

you're waiting swap through kazwa swirl

some pyro swap the

finina oh wait they replied to

something oh wait they got a platinum

trophy wait what does that

mean says the guy who just reviewed

their entire

account you got me you got

me like I was trying to be constructive

because even though they probably won't

watch this there's there's there's

there's a decent amount of people in

here there's probably a few of you that

that have accounts that look like that

and that's fine but this is just like

tips on how to make it better you know

I'm sure it helped someone I'm new as

Dory better than Ki and Hy no ki's

better um what is this I don't really

remember since it's been a while since I

got most of them but yeah there's a lot

of timeconsuming

ones he's a list some of the longer ones

get yeah they seem like just a casual

exploration player that's fine I'm glad

they cleared the abyss I've said this to

some of the other people on here but I'm

trying to build more characters now so

thanks for the advice

they appreciate the advice the account

review was not for nothing it was not

for nothing

bro I am I am the change I want in

society and it just turned 4:00 a.m. and

I [ __ ] didn't claim my

dailies but yeah keep on keeping on

you're doing great

um if you ever watch this but

definitely the few things I mentioned

dude dude that could be the next account

fixing video I fixed the viral PS5

players account Cinema C bro they're

recording on a [ __ ] what are they

recording on Playstation

capture okay

anyways uh but they well I guess they

zero star cleared so there's I could

definitely make them three star clear I

guess or nine star

they don't know you buddy dude even

better we have this dude we share the

same name we are both

Nick okay I have to play meide bro

that what if I didn't cuz I'm tired and

right now I'm like Delirious anything I

see is scary bro remember like remember

when I saw chori zoomed up and I was

afraid That was cuz I was

tired where's the short of let me look

this up afraid of women I can't

zos why did someone just redeem wish

X I found it why did that Google search

work and with 500 Channel

points

500k fine but I mean I don't want to we

can either build pity or we try to get

Hunter's path why are you pulling cuz

someone redeemed it with Channel

points yeah we did get H's path in one

Temple this is one Temple I didn't even

want why is diona

here yeah it feels good to win it feels

good to still flexing dude I she scared

me you don't have it feels good still

flexing dude

I she scared

anyways why are you slowly getting a

beard cuz my electric razor doesn't work

so I'm using the manual one and it hurts

so I'm just like

lazy um

pull

Evelyn yeah the golden

Legend

Night lucky or not at least you tried

anyways should I should I launch zzz and

Pole or should I put the me in the

side just put the bag in the just put

the bag in the bag

bro just put the hawk in the Tua

bro both deal

nah [ __ ] it me side I made a promise

I'll [ __ ] keep

it can you goblet Flex please don't

don't a wall okay

wait let me uh let me goblet

Flex um what's a goblet that's actually

good that would make people okay I need

a goblet that makes people that play a

character that I don't play

Jealous okay uh yoia goblet reminescent

29.5 crit damage 7.4 crit rate ER as

well even though it's not really needed

okay uh what

else do you have a good dendr goblet I

actually have a really good deepwood one

that I got like the first week of sumu

release

um it is currently on

Emily 12 crit rate 13 crit damage 5.2

ER pretty

tasty 7 out of 10 dude I don't even have

like insane go well I have some but like

my goblets are like well this one's

pretty cracked but it's on the wrong set

and roll flat

attack like my gobets are my least

flexible

pieces my Sands are worse on average but

have some really cracked Sands that

aren't attack and I have this same one

piece but outside of that my my um my

goblets

are usually kind of

wishy-washy this is insane well it's on

wanders anyways let's move on

now the long

awaited

content I don't even know how long it's

been since our

last our last session with our um our

wife

dude I'm going to get jump scared so

bad one second let me uh I don't

remember what scene I used for

this so I'm just going to use this one

and then I'll move my camera here one

second game capture properties

hi okay wait wa wait um I was top right

last time should I make myself

[Music]

smaller wait let me pull up the meide

video we started

um I'll just pull up a clip Channel

side turn off the

lights

[Music]

true yeah I was top right but I was um

my thing was a bit smaller I think maybe

this wait let me look at Markiplier how

big is his cam

oh that's about this

[Music]

size okay let me change my [ __ ] it's

time oh wait mods already changed

it oh w w

mods hey I still owe you guys Discord

Nitro you'll get it you'll get it I

promise you'll get it I promise

[Music]

wa there's still too much lights

[Music]

sorry

speedr hello chat okay it is

time me time let me time stab this this

better be a banger Bro 2 hour4 meide

start yo build with the 10 [ __ ]

gifted thank you very much I appreciate

it thank you thank you thank you is this

no this we had more lights last time no

all of the

[Music]

lies

yeah is this good or do we want another

light

on this is

[Music]

fine this is

romantic

good oh that I missed you sorry okay um

wait but if I'm resuming the video

should be in game before I like have a

good time playing I mean I guess we

could just like cut and then resume here

it's

fine Mouse over exit wait what happens

if you put the mouse over

exit oh it

moves that's

funny oh what is she doing with her face

wait she locks

in wait what wait what's

happening oh she goes from smile to

neutral D that's [ __ ]

[Music]

up sorry okay anyways um all right we're

back it's the following day meide part

two we're going to finish the game in in

two sittings I guess uh it's not

actually the next day it's been like a

month but like it is what it is okay I

missed Cappy very much I just got sick

so we're back with meide we're back with

Maita uh also I I'm really tired cuz I

just woke up from a nap so everything is

scary to me so I shouldn't be playing

this right now but I'm going to because

I said I would and I'm a man of my

word I'm a man of my word she's nodding

her head bro

same achievement count as

genin I got pat on the

head

close not available not W that looks

cool that looks like [ __ ] lyette bro

what the hell is

this that looks like some [ __ ] that's

going to kill me I probably shouldn't

have seen that what the hell is that

bro I'm afraid

[Music]

okay

anyways I hope there's no jump

scares okay let's continue dude I don't

want

to I just want to like spend time with

Cappy I miss Cappy um I heard there's a

sleepy meub but we didn't unlock her yet

I just want to like have fun I don't

want to be scared I don't want there to

be like a dark room I just want to see

my wife and have a good time okay

and I'm just going to like talk us

through it like through the the the the

the the the pain let me go game settings

let me do um good

morning I want to change my sensitivity

mouse sensitivity we're going to put

this at

like8 oh I clicked back to

menu okay I was just practicing my 180

flicks cuz like I've been playing okay

anyways hello hello let me turn it

up wait they're making me redo

this I already did

this okay

editor 5x speed

this

okay okay don't don't say you've never

met her okay uh I've met her I

think are you a fool dude if this is if

this is like 5x speed should I just like

hit like funny

po okay sorry come on help me find the

key already um it's

here nope it's not found oh it is hey I

got it

okay capture

I forgot like how it feels to be in this

game come oh gate what's up push the

iron in the

pipe where the [ __ ] the iron that's

wood

oh there you

go just put the iron in the pipe now get

me that wood okay here you go

sorry

okay

nice did I miss

Ma some more help

please what is meide even about okay

I'll say it while we're this power is

going to be fast forward anyway so I'll

say it while we're stalling cuz we're

catching up basically you have a

girlfriend on your app okay there's a

phone app with like a girlfriend and

then she sucks you into the app and then

or comes out of the phone one of the two

and then she's like your your girlfriend

and you love her and you're trying to

save her cuz there's a crazy one like

yeah I don't really know we'll figure it

out I mean like you don't even know

everything yet cuz we're like only

halfway through the game but basically

we have a girlfriend but one of her is

scary and wants to kill us but the other

one loves us so like

yeah press it come

on it's not that arm okay then just

watch the video when it's

done the first part is edited fully so

like it won't be that stalled nice use

the key okay we got it we're back we got

the key we got the key we're back I

thought the check I I didn't know it

only resumed from checkpoints but I get

it uh we're here and we're probably

about to get uh eaten alive but

honestly anything just to see my wife

again sorry I'm just fixing my mic

immersion break okay let's go

wait what oh I need to shrink the key oh

no I don't never mind I'm stupid okay

sorry sorry sorry [ __ ] dude I'm tired

please okay go bye-bye

silly oh no not again wait are the game

sounds

quiet okay wait let me let me just turn

up let me just turn up pause imersion

break let me just turn it up

I think it's a bit

quiet oh oh wait is that 100

volume um is there a reason why it's

quiet okay the game's quiet but it might

get louder I don't know um for now we're

back here in the darkness uh Maita I

miss you now please don't scare me let

me fix my okay I'm ready there's a

control this where we played Just Dance

with or Dance Revolution with uh

um I don't know what type of what Maita

that was but it was a Maita it was a

Maita thank you Pats for the 19 months

let me let me I'll you know what I'll

mute alerts for immersion one second

thank you though I appreciate

it okay we're locked

in it was Cappy you fake fan no sorry

sorry I

miss I just got jump scared by a lamp

bro I told you I'm tired bro dude dude

like I'm [ __ ] right now no man I

thought that was like

a okay I'm locked

in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm

locked in I'm ready I'm ready just just

get it over with just put the bag in

the what the hell is this

bro what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ]

are

you wait when I look away from

it oh does it like get closer When I

Look

Away uh um guys why are there no

sounds I hello what

the bro bro bro bro oh hey cppy hey I

miss you how are how are you doing is

there someone behind me there's someone

behind me um um hey what the hell is

happening yo yo hello hello hello H

hello why is there a robot bro why is

there

a bro am I going to die what is

this okay I I can see that they move

when I don't look at them uh which is

cool now I don't know where I'm going I

guess I'm going here and there are more

of them but I'm ready like I'm I'm not

like afraid I'm ready um you know I

expect Ed it to be a peaceful return but

instead it is just me left with my

own

hey the ring opens the right door I

honestly don't know how it works hi I oh

this is a good one I remember how are

you doing what's up with this place it's

super

dark go towards the exit meet me in the

arcade machine

hurry up don't beardy oh

no okay let's

go meet me in the arcade

machine I'm locked in I'm locked

in it's a new Maita by the way oh am I

cooked sorry new Maita okay locked in

let's go let's

go what the hell is this please remove

these boxes and get the sofa over here

okay check all the dummies oh

no okay let me turn my sounds to 100 out

of sorry I'm turning my sounds to 100

out of 100 it's at 90 right now I'm

boosting everything max

volume I want to hear them okay go

scanning required I need to get to your

screen wait

so you need to ensure this prototype is

the right one first scan it okay it's

clear not the right

one check the version and Bone

quantity 330 bones okay I mean it's a

robot take this prototypes data film and

compare it to the standard is this like

papers please take this protype and

compare it to the standard how do I do

that

bro oh uh I mean it looks the same as

just flashing red instead of blue or

green how do I I can't take it oh oh I

have to

like I get it it's identical no it's a

perfect match now let's check the

emotions okay my my sorry my mouse went

on my second monitor uh let's click on

this

one

okay the specimen successfully shows

emotions time to test

Behavior okay

cool

spin good bow we checked everything it

matches now pull up the lever but but

bro look at her it what does it match

Bro Look at

Her yay now that's the skin on pass her

the box of clothes

wait Chad don't look that's my

wife how do I

that's it see those lights on top one of

them turned green which means we did it

right your turn I'll be back when all

the lights turn green good

luck scanning

required

okay um this is the scan

button 350 bone quantity wasn't the last

one like

336 or something isn't this

wrong I'm not going to look at chat I

don't to get spoiled but I'm pretty sure

this is wrong no

can I just kick her

out oh there's requirements v1.08 bone

quantity through okay so it is fine okay

cool um okay I mean that's a perfect

match let's see the emotions

okay yep this looks scary bro the eyes

no she looks fine never

mind yep up and then do a do a spin yes

sir and then do a bow

hey looks

good pass through the

clothes uh sounds good sounds good okay

I'm ready one more scanning required no

bro no

no get the hell out of here scanning

required

sure

um oh yeah I have to click this

34 okay looks no the version's

wrong I mean the version's literally

wrong so

goodbye is that it oh there's more you

did it

woohoo

Okay

cool so what were those fake ones all

about is she right behind

me oh hey

let me turn this up a little bit sorry

we're still getting um I don't know why

my settings are off I made a Flash and

Bone and you have dummies inside of

you that's the gist of it right but why

do I need this

information I was telling you that going

further was dangerous just for the laws

okay why did you say that you'll run

into those dummies no no

no you're telling me there's going to be

[ __ ] like faceless mannequins running

me don't turn your back on them and

don't let them out of your

sight it's the [ __ ] Boo from

Mario okay so they're like Weeping

Angels or whatever bro I hate this [ __ ]

oh my God I actually dude I can't do

this

bro you can talk to her more

Hello

um uh what are you doing here still

don't get it I'm helping you settle

in that's nice of you oh that's kind of

[ __ ] up why is it so dark downstairs

are more than the dark I need to remain

there for a while

imagine pain of moving from Darkness

straight into the

light why are there other meas

downstairs they just got their skins and

now they need time to gain a little more

self-

awareness to guide each one to their own

homes what is this conveyor belt for

wait

where is there enough room for everyone

one oh

there wait don't tell me you don't

understand how the world

works and that it's endless

endless um what what do you mean if 1.9

is the latest

version then there are only 19

[Music]

worlds I'll use this Blackboard to

explain all okay want to hear about it

absolutely uh please sure go ahead

anything to make me not have to face

those

mannequins wait something where I always

fell asleep out of

boredom you can leave out of anytime or

stay in listen I would never leave you I

would never leave

you okay downlo

new home and a new this is a 2d

representation

okay these other

versions

okay the houses are placed on each line

okay yeah

1.14 which means a new life was created

on that version

okay a new

house heavens

can I ask about the details in this

drawing and I'll do my best to explain

so there's like a new one I get it I get

it but why are there multiple okay why

is this one uh grayed

out why is the circle

shaded um that one's

here because of pretty ma she drew

it we arguing over who could reach

version 1.1 the

that's kind of cute so who

won me of

course look we're

here in version

1.15 House Index

809 we need to reach version

1.11 that's kind of helpful thank you

pretty

R so pretty suggested this

path and then I drew the simplest

here look it's so

obvious I just go directly

forehead well it may seem like the house

is in the way that it blocks your

path anyway your ring Works based on the

same

principles where you headed the

[Music]

core if you been sent to the shortest

route you'll go through version

1.12 you'll definitely encounter sleepy

Maita yes sleepy Ma I think the me to

sent you came up with the same path hey

bet you realized you'll visit some other

version okay or hasn't realized perhaps

she's a genius yeah she's probably a

genius and let come up with an even

shorter route bro I'm going to lock in I

might get it okay wait what is this uh

tree is that the core what is this

drawing or does it mean means

something

yeah it's just a doodle wait really it's

just a doodle okay sorry what is uh this

why is there a single

Circle the version was launched just

once we never Disturbed it

again because it's genuinely

unique another unique thing about this

version that there are no pass around it

sleepy ma resides in this version 1.1

sleepy Ma

because she never gets to sleep with

everyone passing through her version

question

mark okay that's not it okay uh please

remove these boxes and get the sofa over

there what's this what is this

about that's for t ma she'll be here in

a few

hours wait can I wait there's a [ __ ]

strong

ma because my butt hurts

maybe I could

help

no okay she has strength for it I'll

wait for her okay what about you uh

what's your version am I wrong or I met

you in the latest version question mark

or perhaps it's just my

imagination well it's quite possible I'm

from version

1.5 have you been to it I have that's

where I arrived bro I told you you guys

remembered her when I was thrown into

this world

whoa what house next were you in there's

a me who just can't stop whining a me

who loves oh okay never

mind a me with bad memory and a me who

likes bullying others it's a long

list another tell me what you recall it

was

dark and there were

writings

like play with me uh

[Music]

ah what a bummer that's the me who

bullies and forgets

things

[Applause]

okay she's not

okay so um can I just be honest with

chat I'm GNA die and I don't like scary

things and I also don't like things that

you have to look at so they don't kill

you now I am worried that if I don't

look at them I get jump scared um so I

don't know what's going to happen I'm

just ready to die and we'll see what

happens and we'll see I think I'm going

to tank it one time like let them let's

just shut up let's just shut

up I don't even know where I have to go

like where do I have to go they

didn't Okay so

okay I have to look at them what happens

if I don't look at them they come

closer okay come closer now

what I don't know bro where am I

going

yo I'm going to get cornered aren't I

I'm going in here

oh what

the bro get the [ __ ] off me

oh there's an aggressive

one run dummies and forgotten p no

no you [ __ ] you

you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you

[ __ ] I'm going to get the video

demonetized stop talking go

go okay if I'm in a corner I see

everyone you can't outrun them okay oh

good you can't outrun

them um okay so this is like the back

rooms game I played now I don't know

maybe I have to bait them oh I have to

group them like Kaza swirl okay I have

to group them I have to group them

okay nah bro nah

nah okay

why do I hear

steps bro I'm

dead okay I have to I think I run like

to the right let's say and then I turn

around I'm

dead I think it's too late bro I think

it's too late

like what if I'm

here bro bro I'm dead okay I think I

need to reset I think I need to reset

let me run forward I'm going to

die bro bro bro watch your [ __ ] I'm

dead I'm dead I need to reset I need to

reset I need to reset bro I need to

reset

just just [ __ ] die just

die okay I got this I got about this

okay I'm going to Sprint to the

right oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm

dead what okay okay okay

um I'm going to run where do I run bro

where do I run

wait what if I

run what if I run like no bro I don't

think forward works

like to a pillar

maybe and then I look

here am I dead I'm

dead bro

what

bro oh okay okay what if

I can I Sprint to like up I want to go

my goal okay here's how I'm thinking I

think I can Sprint all the way to the

corner of one side

right but I don't know if I can outrun

like there's a loser there that I have

to keep looking at so like what if I

like run

here and

then okay we're cooking there might be

something behind us that kills me but if

there isn't I think we're cooking

okay we're cooking this is good this is

good this is good this is good this is

good this is good this is good I keep

have to check I have to check this is

good this is good what is that

what why is that light lit up bro like

where did I

go do I have to go there I feel like I

have to go

there no no no I'm going to die

have them grouped bro

kazwa oh they're stunned by

the I don't know how to how do you

climb oh I have to click I was pressing

F bro I was pressing F to interact oh my

God I did it bro I hate those

[ __ ]

oh okay oh there's like a sun thing hey

thanks whoever made that we did it

that's why you should pull for

C sorry genin reference we're playing

another game okay what is this okay this

cool

okay this is cool what's this like a

vault

Canada wait we're like in space what the

hell wait where the heck am I this kind

of pretty though open the

passage okay

sorry

um maybe it's over

here I just tried clicking on lock doors

all

good

beep

what oh I get

it okay boom boom boom I've done these

puzzles before I've

played I've played these games

before

uh nice

cool uh

lever guess I go

back over

there if there were three people on a

train track that you didn't know but on

the other train track there was like a a

family family member of yours and the

train was naturally going to hit your

family

member would you pull the lever cuz then

you're like taking an action but in in

turn you save your family

member I don't know okay this's another

one is this uh boom boom boom boom boom

boom

boom boom wait I should probably think

boom boom boom boom Oh I

can't I'm cooked reset reset

um boom boom this feels right oh you

can't okay I get it you can't cross it

now I get it okay um so you go boom boom

boom no you can't go boom cuz that's

that's messed up you have to start here

then that then that then that then that

I got it first try okay this one this

one's also simple

this this this

this I messed it

up okay reset

um you can't you can't start

there you have to do this and then this

and then that oh I figured out he cooked

authorized boom

someone said idiot

top

hey you dropped the fridge oh yeah you

almost killed me that's

okay fridge I mean the fridge wait it's

Zooms in on

her

okay you think I'll believe that come on

I missed a bit of attack cuz I zoomed in

on her sorry but seriously this place is

dangerous especially for you wait can't

I read the text she said I had nothing

to do with it

okay okay I don't mean to be under her

bro but like I want to zoom in okay

whatever it's fine bro I didn't mean to

go under I just wanted to see her okay

sorry sorry sorry sorry as you pass

through the place is so entertaining run

Pumpkin Run oh she called me pumpkin

I'll catch up out a

boy wait why does she sound like

why does she sound like

that I kind of like her what Maita is

this she's kind of

crazy the cable car that's the longest

path between

versions I wonder how you'll

deal with those who live there in that

fog break a

leg I guess that is the crazy one wait

what is it zooming into bro okay bro bro

bro bro

I'm sorry sorry I'm not trying to sorry

what is it in this fridge nothing she

just dropped the fridge on me

um I'm going to turn my voice The Voice

volume up a bit

too I'm not I'm not going to do the I'm

not goar poing Easter egg I'm not bro

I'm

not okay goodbye um wait where do I

go wait she just said good luck but I

don't know where hey can I talk to you

can I jump where do I go hello there's a

dude there okay I mean we'll

see oh I probably just go back on

another path wait what's over here

though wait a second now I get that I'm

probably supposed to go over there but

what if I

uh what if I go over

here wait a

second what the [ __ ] is this

don't kill oh dark wait are these like

usernames blue archive what the

[ __ ] chop r Wait these have to be like

Jose Ricardo that has to be like [ __ ]

random usernames of people that played

the game I guess beef

sandwich okay that's cool um

am I here no okay what's it what's this

I feel like I'm going to die so like I'm

worried praying for you oh great Maita

praying for you oh great Maita wait is

this like a Discord server input

text wa how do I

type press any button or stack back I'm

going to

oh wait I was actually typing it but it

doesn't matter what I press it does it

look I'll press a random key it does T I

just press like n oh I see it forces you

to write this jump to Discord requires

browser wait

what wait is it actually going to put me

in a [ __ ] server

oh is it like their Discord

server let me see what this

is it's not I can't

click well why can't I click bro I can't

click

e it literally just invited me to their

official

Discord okay that's pretty

funny okay that's funny uh am I dead

when I turn

around maybe good luck okay I'm not

dead that was cool wait but so are these

just like what wait what are these are

these people that joined the Discord or

just people that played the

game Dio

[Music]

dim all right okay let's keep

going hello how you doing okay goodbye

miss you miss

you

okay wait what just

happened do it minus one Easter egg okay

fine but I don't want like what if it's

weird what if I'm just like zooming in

through her [ __ ]

underwear

oh okay sorry fool you silly head okay

sorry

sorry okay it actually was uh uh okay

sorry C

sorry I got called a

baka um okay so we

probably go to the New Path now what is

the New Path I don't know I think it's

over

there I think it's over

here this is

cool can I jump off let me check

okay that's interesting that's my

house but where are the

walls okay that's a heavy gust of wind

bro

average day in London I I assume I've

never been I don't know uh from what

I've heard it's like Wind and Rain I I

don't know uh it was like that in Canada

recently too there's been a lot of wind

there's been a lot of

snowstorms

uh the hell is

this wait this is

cool take the cable

car oh hello

isn't that the one with the that helped

us tiny Meo

hello where are you

going where are you going do you need

help with anything you going to school

or I don't know do you do you work I

mean I assume I don't know if you have a

job here if you go to class or if you're

like hello oh sorry

hey what are why are you following me

piss off no

she she's got a [ __ ] mouth bro foul

language well I'm going

back you think I have a sharp tongue

wait where are you oh she [ __ ]

blocked

it okay well

guess we go

back the hell's happening to the

chairs

okay she mogged you I got

mogged okay what's happening in the

cable

car wait let me fix my second monitor

yeah we're good what's in the cable car

what are you doing here who's

there another player I'm

[Music]

metaphone no but it's the only path I

have press the button and get behind the

cannon the the cannon uh-huh you thought

you were just going to Walt right

through it you've got to clear this

moner slapping minii game he let's go

get ready to blast yes sir I'm always

ready to [ __ ]

Blast how do I sit down how do I how do

i e e oh I got

it dude look at my aim bro Celestial

Rank by the

way okay let's go right time to hit the

road

okay do you have to reload no you

don't okay good shot good

shot

okay watch just flick watch this

flick all good next one next one nice

head shot next

one

[ __ ] okay I didn't know you could head

shot them all good

one day aim lbs will sponsor me oh

[ __ ]

bro I was trying to be cool I was trying

to be cool it didn't work it did not

work dude he just ducked under my

shot

okay get him get him in the head bro

takes like three three shots if it's not

head shot amazing he thank

you hey get out of here nice and

quick all right see you goodbye

metaphone you were nice bye bye wait a

second you think I'm just going to

scroll past this [ __ ] meour he tour I

don't know what that says let's play it

oh he tour this looks like Doom what is

this

attention we must punish the Devils

you're up Maita give them a severe

whipping but be careful they'll fight

back wait is this literally

Doom oh

[ __ ] oh

my okay um all right let's go well I to

I lost all my HP in the lava can I just

reset let me just reset let's just reset

all right let's

go dude I like the soundtrack I don't

know why it's so quiet

though look at this Oh I thought it was

like a spray gun it's you have to like

tap can I just okay can full disclosure

I uh I've never played Doom so I don't

know if you have to like run into them

or if you have to like kite you know

like I've never played this game but

it's all good I'm doing well so far I'm

doing

well

ah okay I think I need to kite I think I

need to back up I think I

need what the hell

okay what where am I

going can I make this jum nope you can't

well maybe you can but I

can't I'm

dead

yo yo yo yo chill chill on me Chill on

me I'm trying to heal up from the

kills okay let's just

I might have the worst movement in in

all of mankind bro okay I'll good all

good what's over here what's over

here let over here no that's a spawn oh

right click jumps I

see wait this is where I came from

where' you come from where' you go

where' you come from

Kat nope yeah let's go over here

um win oh death one

okay

um okay well I won is that it that was

fun I think I made that seem a lot

harder than it was well I didn't get an

achievement though is there more to

do 19 out of 20 did I miss

something wait how do I I can't play it

again oh I just got an achievement

oh sorry I'm dumb okay I got an

achievement all right let's

go okay what's over

here wait a second is

that what is that oh I got teleported

here oh I see okay what's up

[Music]

D I can sense you listen to me

I am a player yes what on Earth is going

here help me find find a what

the wait why are all the windows broken

find the pieces and assemble the picture

on the

table okay um there's an anime

figurine I don't know you played gacha

games

oh I found one this is the bite mark on

arm

okay

um what

the I'm going to keep looking at

you wait what is

this okay you can break the clock that's

cool um

that probably means something but too

dumb to figure it out give me

this I wanted to forget everything

once hey are you okay I broke every

mirror ruined the pictures but

now all I feel is Regret how stupid I

was everybody makes mistakes sure but

what do you

do when the consequence

kic I wish I could just turn back

time wish I could turn back

time to the good old

days

hello do you think something happens if

I keep looking at

this I don't think

so okay um

anything in here

no okay anything in uh these boxes nope

okay

save system file not found

okay

um oh there's a piece right

here how many do I

need what is

this is a Time heal all wounds

wounds but what is time added character

to profile

hey and I beg you please speed up

time once and for

all bro go away okay

oh no no no no no no I don't like this I

don't like this I don't like

this oh okay that's where you okay um I

need one more I think there's slippers

can I grab these no okay I don't know

why I would ask that uh what

bro hello go away okay

whatever file found cool oh that was a

mirror oh

bet she's loves I was able to love too

wait wait let me listen to her let me

listen to her but my love's different

her love is

vibrant despicable burning

Relentless

envious Furious

crazy okay there's probably another

piece somewhere

um I don't know where where did I not

look I feel like I looked most places

um did I look in here I don't remember I

don't think

so I don't remember crouching

down walk up to her sagge I did you

can't hug her I

tried where is she hey you

okay bro I [ __ ] I hate you I hate you

Chad I hate you I hate you I hate you

bro I hate you I hate you I hate you I

hate

you I hate you chat okay let's uh I

think that might be the last piece I

think that might be the last no it's not

okay we need one more piece one piece no

I don't know maybe it's more than one uh

let me not oh wait I don't like going in

this

what is this the same

room it looks like the same room it's

the same

room okay

um so where would the another piece be

there could be one I think I looked oh I

didn't look

here okay

I don't like what that just did but it's

okay uh there could be

one like behind

something

useless worthless nothing at all okay uh

there could be one maybe

like I'm sorry that you're trapped here

okay I I genuinely am I'll save you

oh here it has to be okay it's

not

[Music]

bro do I have to [ __ ] make an

image oh I have to oh it's me playing in

the in the I see I see I don't know if I

have enough though but I definitely have

the bottom

like that and

then this goes there this goes like this

goes here and then this goes

there wait why is your face blurt

out I did

it and you use

glue oh I

see and why is there face out man it's

kind of messed

up oh my God I just noticed

something I've had my genin open in the

background the whole time and it's on

one volume so there's been like a very

faint oh my okay I just closed

[Laughter]

it sorry okay we're back we're back

sorry uh hey I fixed this picture of you

by the way do you want it

or what's

up am I supposed to give it to her last

time don't kill

me a drawing I remember now thank you

you're

welcome but my face

oh they don't have a face it's all

her she took a piece of me

threw it away she's strong and

clever I have no right to stop you

player Chad my dad's awake I hear him

look in the

wardrobe what's in the

wardrobe

oh can you stop first of all how did I

get here second of all can we stop with

these [ __ ] dolls

bro can we stop with these [ __ ]

dolls I'm dead

bro bro stop of course you can open the

door now of course you can open a

door I'm stuck I'm stuck I literally

can't move oh it just killed

me wait what

okay um

run [ __ ] it hey goodbye goodbye

hey oh [ __ ]

I'm

dead but okay I want to like keep the if

I keep these guys and I walk I walk I

moon walk then they can't kill me but I

don't know if there's any behind me so

like this is an experiment like I might

die goodbye

okay lock in lock in I hate this part

bro I hate this

part go go go go run run I'm dead

there's a wall here I don't remember

which way to go I'm going to go left and

Sprint go [ __ ]

run wait how did she catch up to me I

was sprinting bro I was

I'm dead okay you can't you can't you

have to look back you have to look back

okay you have to look back at least a

bit you have to look back a

bit oh can you stop them from going

through the

wall okay okay I'm ready I'm ready so

you go here then you run but then at the

wall you [ __ ] watch 180 boom Oh my

God I

almost oh my I'm dead I thought that was

a safe spot I thought I could like hug

the cubby I thought I could hug the wall

I don't know what to do there I feel

like there's one in every angle

is there not one in every [ __ ]

angle like

everywhere everywhere I go there's a

dude

okay D they're catching

up what

if I don't know if I can like 180

oh yeah that

one this one might be faster bro this

one's speed

running I don't think I make

this what if I run what if I run and I I

spin

H do they only kill me when I look at

them I know there's probably an answer

in chat I don't want to

look

cuz let me try something let me try

something I know I'm going to die so get

ready what if I like stare at the wall

does it turn me okay it turns me around

cuz I was thinking if I like just

sprinted without looking at them like I

read I looked up yeah okay like if I

just like look down am I dead

wait but is that cuz it's in my

losos would it still turn me around if I

do this wait it

doesn't what the

is this cheating okay I died it's not

cheating it's not it doesn't work it

doesn't work well maybe it does but not

for her bro the red one is

H have an

idea oh no it's

cooked I wanted to like what if I bait

that one over here no I can't

let me try this again [ __ ]

it I'm cooked

bro okay I know that there's a zombie at

the end of the right tunnel but I think

you have to go there I think you have

to yeah maybe I have to turn around I

don't know bro I don't know maybe I have

to turn around but like I don't want to

at least it's not like scary anymore

like it's just a game you get me like at

least it's not

scary um I think she's too

close I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm

maybe it like freezes them for like a

period of time you know maybe like every

time

I they kind of Hit the Nita like maybe I

like run and then like freeze I run

freeze I freeze freeze freeze freeze

freeze oh my God

I'm

dead I figured it out oh my God okay

okay okay you just have to like I get it

please no more mannequins please I love

this game no more mannequins that's

cool that's a [ __ ] salt shaker salt

shaker I don't know I don't know what

that is um she just wants to sleep saved

oh my God we got a checkpoint wait

sleepy me where

are she's just sleeping wait let me

examine the room first everything looks

normal everything looks

normal can I can I can I sleep too no

what there's a ducky

okay

okay hello hello ma

ma ma wake

okay M

me okay okay I would more than happily

let her sleep but like we're about to

die so I kind of I kind of need

help I don't think she wakes

um is there anything else I can click

on I I can't click on anything

else okay what's over

here your normal room you have a picture

of you sleep

sleeping what the [ __ ] is

this okay um no it's a trap no it's a

trap clever book what to do with all

that all these books

run okay well I trust

her

um can I

leave but I can but I don't want

to what's over here

okay

pumpkins wait

what oh there's an order wait wait wait

the middle one lit up first it's a

puzzle D DK D

dunk DK dunk

D DK okay well it's the last one I

checked of

course then it's this one oh and then

this one

Cinema new clothes available B [ __ ]

B cool bet uh what's in here no okay um

cheese or hot dogs I don't know what is

this i a m i j Jam a

Massacre

okay okay that's cool can I pick up the

teddy bear no can I go back and see

sleepy Maita does she have any like

voice lines or is she just

sleepy hey Ma

okay okay let's see what's over

here

um a lamp and a chair

okay as we press

this okay try to wake ma

up I'll need someone's help here I hope

oh we need two of the I hope M here

doesn't bite I think she'll be

fine yo wake

up I need your

help

[Music]

oh who are you uh help me with the

[Music]

switches or give me a

coffee oh I actually just RW my myself a

coffee come on it's not that far ma ma

okay she's gone I think we have to make

it yeah okay I know to make coffee

though um so it's fine let's go to the

kitchen I'll make her a coffee I'll make

her a coffee um do you have a machine or

do I have to like okay you have like a a

thing okay we can boil water in

here

cool okay

I would make one for myself too but all

good what am I wasting my time on dot

dot dot wait you don't even ask her how

many sugars she wants and you just put

three cubes

in honestly she looks like the type to

want sweet

coffee oh it's instant coffee I mean all

good there's a lot of cans

stir wait why don't you bring the cubes

of sugar and then you ask her as you

wake her up that's Riz bro take

notes um what the [ __ ] is

this wait it's a

banana okay sorry I don't know why I was

about a

banana okay um let's keep

going hey got you your

coffee

ma dude this shit's hot don't just hand

it to her in bed she's going to burn

herself wait she's kind of

pretty hello good

morning okay she's just

stretching

switches you say

yeah how come you know about

them though why do I even

ask considering you're

here you know plenty

already just a

minute I need to sit down

and I don't know what to say

but I need to keep going keep following

the path ring is making for

me I do have her ring

[Music]

yeah so did she just sleep all day does

she have a job

or wait what did I just say that's right

so can you help me with the switches

sure I

will with the switches she's [ __ ]

sleeping in the

chair okay I've done that before not

going to lie ma come on oh let's

go uh all

right all right let's

go talk to take me to the switches oh

hello wait what happens if I just like

hello okay I'm

clipping okay

sorry you going

hello wait hello do I have to push

her

hello um can I hold her hand no can I

can I push her no can I

bro wait she follows me this

way does she need to brush her teeth I

don't understand what switches do you

need my help with here

what the [ __ ] it's

hello

um do you need to why why are we here

bro do you need to [ __ ] I don't know

get me out come

here why are you there bro she wouldn't

follow me here

but hello oh she does okay um you want

to go to the kitchen do you want food

wait there's a Rubik Cube what

the

bro get up are you that

sleepy hello where you no no no come

here come here come here come here come

here come here

hello

hello do hello do you want to come here

okay she wants to come here

apparently do you want something from

the kitchen or can we leave do you need

breakfast I can I can make you eggs uh I

can make you rice I can make you cereal

that's a good

dish all right nice the door lowkey

hitter but it's fine no no no no hey hey

wake

up we're

there no stop stop stop stop stop come

here come here what

the okay me too thank

you well I'll start the

countdown and we'll pull the switches

together okay just keep awake

e pull

lever

wonderful thank you

m she was helpful I like this Ma you

might be second under uh Cappy and crazy

Maita but we'll see we'll see we'll wait

till the end of the game okay I'm not

here to rank uh uh the masas I'm off to

sleep you want to go to bed I I can open

the door for

can I can I talk to her no okay okay

good

night okay you're just gonna all right

see you

um apples painting why can I not talk to

her no okay let's press the button get

me out of here please no more mannequins

we're having a good time nothing

happened then what's this button doing

here thought you like crazy me I do

wait no still nothing okay let me press

the button again no it didn't work wait

what I'm sure it did something but I

don't know what there's a TV

um maybe I'm supposed to go back through

the

door it looks like I am what the [ __ ] my

hands are

the blinding light was hitting my eyes I

couldn't move just wait until my vision

cleared bright summer sunlight poured

throughout through the familiar Hall's

Windows after a moment the days faded a

little and I finally glanced around but

as soon as I shifted my seat a sharp

Pang in my gut made my heart race

practically pounding against my shirt

Nick oh I forgot I could input a nick

something was definitely wrong was I

2D I in a 2d

version a dizzy almost suffocating

Darkness crept into my head and I

instinctively pressed my hands into my

lap trying to steady steady my breath my

chest felt tighter like it was squeezing

inward after a few minutes my breathing

settled and I finally dared to think

about what to do next [ __ ] what do I do

now desperately trying to gather my

thoughts I strained my brain searching

for ideas until one came to me right I

should just go back to 3D get out of

bounds like everyone else used to glitch

in the game I can do that too I decided

to go beyond this 2D reality back into

3D I reached out trying to push my hand

through this into this 3D World what the

but nothing damn why isn't it

working and wait where's the ring oh

crap I stopped realizing this was

pointless the interface was intangible

like it really wasn't there

my only choice was to turn back to the

living room I'd have to find that ring

no matter what somehow I'd lost it or

maybe it was hidden somewhere in this

flat Dimension then what the just as I

took a step a cute little girl appeared

out of nowhere she flicked her short

pigtails a Mis chivis gleam in her eyes

watching me from a few steps away I

could feel the excitement rolling off

her and it made me uneasy clearly with a

[ __ ] thing she is the Devil in

Disguise I thought I froze still not

used to the teleporting paranormal types

she let out a sigh and rolled her eyes

that threw me off and I finally decided

I'd be the one to start talking ma she

narrowed her eyes in a challenge and her

voice rang out from all

directions well who else that who else

then have you seen many other girls like

me and with my name she was practically

toying with me acting as if I'd wrong

her somehow or owed her

something you wouldn't believe it if I

told you honestly I don't want to know

who you're poking around with what are

you even doing here you can't just barge

in here her voice was louder now and she

punctuated words by shaking her finger

at me balanced on that slender finger

was the ring the one that somehow

vanished from my hand my jaw dropped her

eyes

sparkled a glint of Triumph breaking

through her dark lashes isn't this what

you happen to lose here I swallow

hard and tugged my collar feeling a knot

in my throat her bold voice combined

with her wild intensity sent the chill

through me I was sure of it now this

wasn't just some girl she was a force of

nature I took a deep breath and said H

I'd really appreciate it if you could

give me the ring and and show me the way

out so this is your little trinket I was

wondering what it was her voice suddenly

softened turning playful and curious I

felt like a weight had had been lifted

off my shoulders the storm had passed

and now she seemed almost flirtatious

her demeanor shifted from Fierce Panther

to curious kitten I blinked but in an

instant the two dimensional Maita

vanished leaving only emptiness in her

place hey I shouted

irritably

bedroom there she was cross-legged on

the bed in the Lotus position as if

she'd been waiting for me to finally

find

her she opened her eyes looking calmly

at the wall for a moment then with the

agility of a circus acrobat she bound it

over to

me I've got it you want the ring weirdo

beat me at Tic TCT toe she grinned P

panting a bit tongue sticking out like a

dog I'm not going to imitate that her

cheeky tone and mischievous smirk were

in full effect I gave her shoulders a

slight nudge to put some space between

us look this really is important just

hand it over a lot depends on it I I

kept my voice steady and matter of fact

but I felt almost ridiculous talking to

her in such a measured way she seemed

Reckless almost to the point of Madness

and I could feel a strange humor

building in the air between

us don't touch me what's so important

about this ring anyway are you some kind

of ring obsessed weirdo love putting

rings on your

fingers she shot back louder than ever

her taunts even even Bolder it's a magic

ring what more do I have to explain just

give it back to me you're a real ring

fanatic a magic ring ha she burst out

laughing the sound echoing around us I

glanced away feeling awkward as her

laughter grew more friendly almost come

on you weirdo let's play Tic-Tac-Toe

don't waste time making

excuses they do love games okay what am

I right fellas do love games and three

sugars in their coffee I thought to

myself all right fine let's do this you

can start I'm feeling generous

today oh uh you start in the middle

that's just the Classic move bro I made

the first move ah you gave yourself away

I know why you chose the X left and me

with the O's psychology the X's are all

about closure hiding stuff holding

Secrets you're nervous and I get it next

to someone dropped de gorgeous as me you

think you just dropped that or did you

think the O's were just better for me

psychology says you're trying to insult

me sharp dude very sharp

ha okay let's go uh bottom right yeah

bottom

right wait what am I doing I just I

messed up well I messed up I messed up I

like this I was supposed to go top right

to or like I actually no it's fine yeah

I was supposed to block one of her paths

it's fine I like this game game those

little I'm letting my I'm letting her

win I like this game those little

crosses they think they can just take

over everything but here I get to ruin

them and it's like I'm some kind of hero

what am I saying something weird you're

giving me that

look got to go here while she just kept

out her loud commentary I okay it's

symbiotic it's it's sorry it's symbolic

like you're trying to avoid the ring but

it's not working clever aren't

you you want that ring don't you come on

win it from

me okay well uh I mean I think this

game's a tie but we'll go

here we played through the game with

each move she kept laughing and talking

my ears slowly up as the game neared its

end it was clear who would win but

s our game was interrupted by a loud

knock on the

door the banging grew louder

each hit feeling like it shook the floor

between dude this is like surround sound

the floor beneath us finally the door

burst

open wait you're 3D

hello

hello H and rushed in Crazy Maita in her

usual I'm trying to read the text so if

there's like a larger than life form

stopping in the center of the room I

froze feeling myself go pale with shock

the 2D ma looked genuinely frightened

yeah I can

tell crazy ma shot us both uh sorry shot

us both I was

reading um I mean I I like

Cy like

I grabbed my startled 2D friend's hand

and bolted towards the

exit the hall Twisted oddly as we

sprinted down a long Corridor the

pounding footsteps behind us driving us

forward yo this is cool I couldn't tell

how long we

ran the pounding in my ears from the

panic and strain blocked everything else

out I'm Not Looking Back by the way I'm

sprinting I barely noticed that 2D Maita

was trying to talk to us was trying to

talk until she suddenly slipped her hand

free from mine no

hey calm down will you no one's chasing

us anymore oh wait hey calm down will

you no one's chasing us anymore

huh

okay the boldness had drained from her

face leaving her looking a bit sad

almost apologetic she stared at the

floor tracing little circles with her

toe Nick you wanted that ring right well

you beat me fair and square so here hey

that's kind of Riz she slid the ring

back onto my hand

well thanks shall we she glanced up and

smiled fidgeting a bit with her fingers

and said in an uncertain

tone where to I I don't really have

anywhere to go thanks for playing weirdo

come back

sometime I like Dita she was as she

spoke something strange happened oh No

Doctor Strange by the the world around

us shifted folding back into the house

Toy's dialog box flick and started

displaying a phrase I couldn't recognize

cakes I can't stand them let's great

care bro don't do that you can't put a

scare in my subtitles

bro wait who are

you wait I like her is this gamer

ma oh my God it's me

hello hello I don't get it

where's the game

hello ruin the

rout I I don't know I don't even know

how I'm here I need the

version I have to get back to the old

version

[Music]

somehow such a [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up

bro she called me a baka again [ __ ] my

Baka life

what

the there will be no friendship between

us please bro I'm a gamer too I've

played uh Elden ring Super Mario Odyssey

genin

impact uh reading books destroying

glitches saved I need to get to the core

and stop

ma I don't care about her not the first

not the H hundredth but you're Maita too

I'm

ma yeah they Ma on here okay so you're

Mila yes I told you how slow can you

be dude she's going to call me a [ __ ]

gamer word I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

hey stop I'm sorry don't type that word

I'm sorry okay

uh where you going okay what's happening

over here

you want to play

something hey sorry hello what the bro

what okay wait what is this oh City

vaita wait do you think she shakes her

head what the the [ __ ] was

that here we are standing around in

silence why are you silent I'm literally

yapping

sorry I get I get

nervous she doesn't nod does she

no the [ __ ] do carrots do

bro bro what are you what the [ __ ] are

you doing

doing books aren't helping much with

this but if I'm lucky maybe I'll finally

get to the bottom of it these endless

carrots popping up behind me are giving

me wait there's carrots behind

you

okay she Frid is going to turn orange

okay

hello why does she get so close to me

what it's the [ __ ]

Emoji oh done okay oh all

right wait I like

that um Okay can can we play anything

let's go to the kitchen let's go to the

kitchen no we can't

okay all right let's go over here I'd be

down to game honestly this mirror

doesn't work by the way I don't want to

leave but like there's nothing to

do all right

whatever okay maybe I won't leave let me

let me go back in I'll just I'm sorry

I'll just go

back do you think you'd find something

in there sorry sorry sorry sorry

what is

this how do I get

out there's supposed to be a way out of

here there's no way out well what

version is this

then I think I'm on the right version or

right track take a look around okay can

I talk to her though

hello is your eyesight

bad why do you need dude this is like a

twitch chatter obviously

[Music]

she oh this just for style and my

eyesight's perfect thanks okay no but

it's like you dumb Chatters who come in

oh why are you wearing glasses I [ __ ]

wonder what about another name Mila why

not

M that's me or Misa Anda that's it okay

sorry okay

sorry it's evening outside I like the

evening ell is when will night fall

wait yoru means

night

yes wait

cool I know Kuro is black and Nami is

water or some [ __ ] cuz there's

a okay I know like five

words question mark Cuz there's a valer

called kuron Nami oh Mizu is water oh

Nami is wave hey I

got Yo there's a glitch in your [ __ ]

kitchen explain that

MAA bro what the hell is

that my ring is shaking for some

reason what kind of ring

an engagement

ring why is it so small no it was given

to me not it's not an engagement ring I

promise it's not what it looks like it I

promise no give to

me okay um well I don't really have a

choice I kind of have to touch it I'm

sorry I I'll try my best not to blow up

your house what are these books by the

way what

the wait what just happened why did I

just knock over her book that was kind

of [ __ ]

up why did I do

that bro I'm

[Music]

not wait what the [ __ ] she

just go look above the fridge honestly

I'm down for an Easter egg I would have

missed what's above the fridge if this

if you're getting me if Chad gets me

jump scared again I swear to God bro

there's

nothing wait there's a carrot

here a carrot wait where'd it

[Music]

go why does she hate carrot

bro every time I see it somewhere else

wait should I keep looking for the

carrot wait I'm going to look for the

carrot I'm playing the carrot Min

game this is we're going to get the

carrot ending it's going to be great

wait what's

this the bathroom switch actually

works nonsense let me go see any carrots

wait there's actually a lot of stuff I

can interact with I'm going to I'm going

to let me find the carrot first let me

find the carrot I found it oh it's that

carrot gone again born

again hey

Queen me I've

tried just ignore it I think it's some

kind of cosmic

joke I'm gonna keep looking for them but

first let me click on all of these

what's this have you seen

Nature real butterflies like that like

that nobody have a book

somewhere even has little wings press in

painting

though it's a

bit and there's a

stain Ah that's better would you want to

see the real thing go on a walk and

nature go on maybe one day when we get

out of here what's on your computer just

got back from that flat

Dimension and now here we are

again I can't wait to get back to the

real

world the real world

huh hey you can come with me

I think there has to be a way

back okay anything else I can interact

with

here bathroom is there a carrot in the

bathroom no there's not what is the

soap is the soap real or just another

decoration

[Music]

what about the mirror why doesn't it

work mirror and no

reflection I see no Reflections here all

right no big deal not here to roast you

all good any carrot carrot carrot carrot

alert carrot

alert no dialogue okay just a carrot

okay

wait let me see if the one teleporter

over here or

something hey no

carrot we're carrot

hunting uh what about this uh samurai

sword is that a toy

Katana not a toy One Touch of this blade

and you'll

bleed I'm a skilled Swordsman

I don't believe you

but all good uh what's this these

pictures are they real in other

versions yeah they exist but they're

almost too

intense did they she even put the

capital

L and these are they even

photos drawings why more than they

are I've seen a lot of

true I saw a lot of t- posing masas

too I respect

that [ __ ] those

masas why do you even read

books these there's the

internet the Internet it's full of

lies I'd rather lie on the bed b holding

a real book in my hands

it's only through them that I know much

more about this

world I'd rather the internet is full of

lies and I'd rather lie on my bed that's

an inspirational quote Oh a thoughtful

gentleman what do you need him for did

he's meing you'll find out soon

enough just why are you always doing

this impression of him relax a little

she just roasted me

S all right what's over here is there a

carrot there has to be another carrot

there's no way that was the last carrot

I didn't get like a special

ending bro there has to be another

carrot like I refuse for there not to be

another

carrot hello

did I miss a

carrot did I miss a

carrot oh

carrot how did you get there okay I got

another carrot um

there is none

here was a big ass car I didn't even

click it just that was a big carrot bro

what the hell wait I just want to make

sure there's none behind me before I go

forward make sure there's no carrot here

okay I think it's forward I'm

stuck hello um you think there's another

big carrot in the kitchen now I assume

they get

bigger bro come look at

this this is awesome this is [ __ ]

glorious come look at this

carrot oh it disappeared wait

what wait where' the carrot go imagine

the room is just Oh I thought that

there's going to be like a even bigger

carrot in the room wait where'd it go

wait what I just unlock the carrot oh

bet

okay okay cool plus one we found all the

carrots I can see why she's annoyed of

them okay let's progress uh I had a lot

I don't know if I'm leaving after this

but I did have a lot of fun with you and

I'm going to miss you if this teleports

me out it might not but I will miss you

okay

car let's see what happens

what

the that's a cross without getting hit I

guess or maybe I have to like wait let's

see what happens if I put it in the

middle oh

wait where am I aiming though don't

spoil chat I'm not reading chat let me

see ooh maybe I have to hit that while

going through all of them you get me you

get

[Music]

boom kind of Base

boosted I like the

base oh

that was

easy

summer where did I just

go um there is no carrot I don't think

I'm in the same

house wait no there's still the guy Mee

wait it's the same house

maybe

hello oh sorry sorry

okay

sorry I'm sorry I thought you done I

thought you done I thought you were done

like I'm sorry I'm

sorry I'm sorry

I'm bro but what do you want me to do

bro it's locked okay I'll

good bro I thought like where do you

want me to go I need to talk to like

what am I going to

do I was just I I'm sorry I I wasn't

trying to barge in I just yeah like why

were you there shower you could have

waited like I was looking for you I

didn't even

hear uh

glitches there are

more what that

I'm assuming you handled the glitches in

the kitchen uh I mean I kind of did good

now you have my permission to go into

the bathroom oh thank you I wasn't

trying I promis I wasn't trying to be

weird like I literally I just I just

wanted to go

and when did I get

[Music]

there she told you yeah but the only

dialogue lines were happening there so

like what am I going to do leave okay

anyways what is

this oh you just I see

boom

okay put this in the middle it's like a

ven diagram you know

boom boom

I'm I'm I'm the puzzling Master bro it's

too easy for a guy like

me all

right surely she's not [ __ ] wait I

thought that was a carrot that's a ducky

that's kind of cute what are you up to

there's no way you're doing something

again like you could have wait waited 2

minutes for me it literally wasn't even

that long this is the lamp that jump

scared me earlier bro there's no way

you're already doing something

else wait Mila are you under the table

what are you doing under

the I'm you scared me

[Music]

again what do you

want have you seen any more

glitches why are you reading your book

under the table all right I'll look for

it myself

yeah I got to

go I want to get out of this

game

strange first you're yelling at me now

you're asking me to

stay I mean I don't have anywhere to be

we can read a bit sorry after to keep

moving

oh I'm sorry I didn't have a

choice that's the second time I've heard

myself because of

you what are you reading what is

that there's a heart on

it hey I'm sorry man I didn't have a

dialogue choice I wouldn't have said I

had to leave like I wouldn't have said

that like that wasn't me

I don't want to leave I hope this

doesn't make me leave like I want to

chill with her

boom

what oh I

see oh I probably need this to be all

balls oh oh you have to organize the

crystals I get it okay give me the

pyramid put it here give me the uh

pyramid give me the pyramid give me the

pyramid give me the

pyramid um yeah I got

this that's

cool

pyramid ball Primo

Jam what the she's holding a

[ __ ] bro why does she look like I'm

about to get sliced up

hello

[Music]

okay you being

serious not really

no no no no no I'm impressed I'm

impressed bro this guy's

fumbling no it's just we're in a

game here with a snap of your fingers

anything's possible for

you

oh you

idiot it's not my fingers huh what do

you think I've been reading all those

books for is she a coder

I respect it I don't know why we're

being a dick sorry that was

impressive L main

character another

glitch there's also a carrot I got

it all right here we go

again here we go

again what the hell oh I

see

okay that's kind of

cool I'm missing sorry I was trying not

to get

hit

oh I

fumbled I

missed don't risk it bro don't risk it

just

chill Good Nice Shot Nice

Shot Nice Shot I hit all of them

once I missed I

missed I

missed hit hit lock in one more shot I

missed bro why isn't it going

straight got

him bro it wasn't going

straight all good what the [ __ ] is she

doing push-ups yeah but why are you

doing

it to kick your ass okay that's kind of

[ __ ] up

bro you're acting

weird okay about the punching thing I

wasn't

serious and I'm not weird I'm unique

I want to be different from everyone

else is possible that's a good line I'm

unique I respect that trust me you're

already plenty

different I

know look what I can

[Music]

do oh I know it's a game but this is

ridiculously

unrealistic yo this guy's a hater bro

she's CRA oh

[Music]

boom this

happens she call me a baka again try to

leave the house dude I don't want to

leave the house can I not can I like

play a game d we didn't even she's like

gamer me we haven't played anything

sorry Mila my bad sorry

can we read a book or

something

no okay I guess I'll try to leave sagge

check bathroom light before

leaving okay

fine that's a

fish oh yeah wait she said the bathroom

light worked I'm stupid and

forgot it's still light in here

okay why did you do

that okay

all right goodbye it was fun I'm going

to miss you hope I can visit again

sometime but uh I got to

go I got to

go keep spamming why you guys tell me to

keep

spam this new no it's not

one guy you think something happens if I

keep

spamming oh wait what's happening to the

door oh no she just came in

probably that sounded weird I thought I

was like thought something was going to

kill me okay goodbye goodbye goodbye

sorry going to miss you going to miss

you

uh yeah let me not do that let me what

if I just stayed here in read books with

you what if I stayed here and we did it

mil what a creepy hallway are you

actually going in there I mean you can

come with

me yeah I'm I'm Boku no

hero sorry I meant to it's fine Mila I

can move on now

look I know you need to go but can't you

stay

here just a little

longer wait crazy isn't the patient

type yeah I hate her too

oh I hate her I hate her wait then why

do you have a doll of her I mean all

good statue

rather oh no don't cry

[Music]

can we just bring her with us yo we'll

fix you I understand how you feel

Mila you want me to come back

afterward if I can

I will it's just a little while

longer D that's [ __ ] up bro yo read a

book with her okay mil I I okay I got to

go like I mean I would stay but I

actually can't but uh I'll come back

after I promise okay I beat the game

I'll wait there's a carrot I can't get

the carrot okay I I beat there's a

carrot there I I beat the game I'll come

back I promise okay I promise after I

beat the game I I run

run okay this is anticlimactic I'm sorry

I'm going to miss you I'm sorry I'm

sorry I can't go back it's

[ __ ]

well here goes

nothing run and hide oh

God oh my God it's my wife wait that's

Mila

oh no it's crazy

me wait did she no I'm

dead wait did she [ __ ] chainsaw Mila

in half is that what I [ __ ]

wait no

bro why did we leave

her why did you literally could have

held her hand and ran with her you could

have [ __ ] held her hand and ran right

right right right right

jump I won't make a bad decision this

whole time watch Open

Door stay on the right

jump it's left this time it's left

I got

it well here goes

nothing hey

que

hello me

okay me where'd you go

okay this place is

pretty oh she is hey Maita hey Queen

you're looking gorgeous today why do you

have two

[Music]

knives what did you do to

[Music]

your ability to

ask what if there's something wrong with

you wait I got a

skin Oh My Skin oh [ __ ] take a look

which one catches your eye the right one

or the left

one left it's left for

sure oh you're so

silly going to pull up like two

guns

oh okay I

agree I barely hear it

[Music]

I barely hear it while the tune is

playing you can move but when the Music

Stops don't move wait wait wait wait bro

it has I need to turn this

up bro my volume's

maxed my volume's at 100 uh I'm going to

turn it up on my

end [ __ ] it

one second sorry uh

mixer I turned up a bit oh does it get

louder maybe it gets louder whatever I

turned up I barely turned up stop moving

or you're dead it's simple get to the

end bro I played squid game in real life

and I I won the mini game but I was the

last one to make it but I was still

alive slow the turtle

often wins the race against

the against the against the

hair

okay a perfect little specimen I don't

know why you're calling me that

but okay you going to kill me though if

not I mean if not I'm down

here's the next one I'm going to close

my eyes and when I open

them you better be

gone got

it if I see you I'll punish you

that was not what I had in

mind she [ __ ] threw a bomb at I don't

know bro she said

she I didn't think punish me might throw

a bomb at me I was curious I just wanted

to see where the what would

happen [ __ ] [ __ ]

okay

okay oh sorry I'll oh

[ __ ] okay okay I won't move I won't move

sorry I was like I was all

good you can open your eyes I'll just

wait are you Dum bro I was all tapped at

the start I have to like catch up I'm

good

now no

[ __ ] please please please

ah okay good

good I felt like that one was going to

be short you know I felt it boom run run

run no okay I got

it send it send it send it

g we made

it it's going to get harder oh way

harder

hide run

spin God damn you to

hell oh okay she can just blow up the

whole thing she could just blow up

the am I dead no I'm not wait what

the what if I go over here I know I'm

not supposed to go here but like what if

what if I did like what if I go the

wrong

way I can't Crouch it's not letting

okay

um hey Maita I miss you I fell okay like

wasn't what the

what was that what was that bro

[Music]

bro I'm

home

0.5 old version Look Around okay the

textures aren't fully rendered but like

that's okay uh it's just a beta I guess

Alpha maybe like me like me

what the [ __ ] is

that what the [ __ ] is that

what the hell is

that

hey uh I'm I'm assuming you're some

Maita um I'm probably going to die but

like let's talk

maybe it looks like you're going to bite

my face off I'm going to try to talk to

you hey hey hey hey don't kill why is

your eyes so HD bro hey hello she's

meing wait she's just

meing okay all right

cool all right I'm just going to I'm

just going to go here okay I'm just

going to check out

hey okay let me not turn around

um it's my teddy let's play I want my

teddy I lost

him find

him find the teddy

okay

um I'm sorry I'll try to find your

teddy well he's not

here if I turn around I'm dead I think

nope I'm

not okay well the Teddy's not here I

need a baseball bat to kill those things

we've seen them

before um hey Queen I don't know where

your teddy is

I thought the teddy bear we've seen the

teddy bear before I thought it was in

the bedroom was it not like on a little

table the [ __ ] wrong with her head

bro can I go in

there I mean I'm going to try it please

don't kill

me okay I don't think I'm supposed to go

there

um let me I don't think she's following

me so I can actually look

around uh my heart is is racing it is

6:00 a.m. I'm just going to look

everywhere okay I'm just going to look

everywhere I don't see a Teddy I assume

it's going to be maybe in purple maybe

it's not

loaded um it's probably somewhere in

here what happens if I walk up to those

things do I just die they're kind of

disgusting I don't like looking at them

um I'm I'm going to I'm going to go over

here okay no I

can't feel like I'm going to die

bro bro they're

not there's no way it's not here

like oh oh my God I see it it's on the

[ __ ] floor I thought it was like a

big one sitting sitting cuz in the in

the previous

one okay I'll shut up bro I'm

sorry honestly outside of the head thing

she's kind of cute

but

hey what are you looking

at uh who are

you Amita

three best the bestest MAA the first MAA

oh she's like beta meta

alphaa um why do you look like that

that's kind of [ __ ] up to

ask there's a hey Maita there's

a never mind who what was me doing here

you are beautiful by the way you are

beautiful by the way that was a [ __ ]

up question she'll take me away she will

live in a new

world my Maita invited me she will take

me away and I and we will and we will

play It's You

hey let's

play I'll show you how yo what the

bro bro I had more question I'm dead I'm

dead I'm

dead Which Way [ __ ] oh oh what's

wrong yeah yeah yeah what's wrong oh oh

oh oh goodbye goodbye

goodbye well I think I could have

clicked on that

I got an

achievement where am I oh I'm

dead bro what maybe I go in the

fridge no I can't there's no way you go

in the fridge

bro maybe I go through that

door oh I can what the hell hey

hey oh wait it's the good one

oh hey hey I missed you it's been like a

month how you doing talk to ma

hey hey

um where have you been all this

time I've been searching for way to get

you to the

core one

piece missed you

um I guess but how did you set the Rings

route why did I end up in a buggy

version rif with danger I escaped only

by jumping into the endless

Darkness sorry I forgot to tell you in

detail

that would have

help thank

you uh why does crazy ma need

me she pulled me into the her dangerous

game yet I'm still alive

I mean why would you want to run

away anyways okay let's focus on what's

important how does the ring work is it

because of the Ring I was forced to take

such a long path to the Core

is there any advantage to the ring at

all wait can I go spend time with Cappy

how did you uh get here

not all meos can do that I've seen some

that

can't and they're obviously

suffering it's

crazy yeah it's her for sure

who is that me just now that's ugly ma

she's not ugly oh wait I mean she kind

is it's not her

fault yeah I've

noticed I don't think she's ugly just

her head like her neck has like a little

problem but wait let me just wait before

leaving I'm so carrot pilled I thought

that was a big carrot like when I was

like that all right we can leave is that

the core

okay we don't need special permission I

guess we just walk

up you want to come with me Queen hey oh

she doesn't

true

hello

[Music]

okay what the

[Music]

okay let me

wait let me uh find the password

um let me find the password

um hello do you know it no okay

sorry um

[Music]

wait she's kind of

cool okay do you want to talk

hello

okay does she turn around

[Music]

okay uh okay I have to figure out the

password I could just try let me let me

see if you just click all of them but I

don't think I mean there's probably a

password

[Music]

somewhere maybe you

like let me see maybe it's

like oh no it's only three we need to

enter a code okay I thought you had to

like okay how do I know it well there's

three right there but I don't know if

that's

hey

[Music]

um don't spoil the chat just type glor

or something I have to figure this out

myself uh okay this is like players I

guess process and act

action okay I don't think it's

[Music]

here watch this watch this

I figured it

[Music]

out okay okay I actually don't know okay

let me wait what if it's just that bro

what if it's just that what if it's beep

beep like like me you get me

like okay I got it let me lock it let me

lock in okay um so there's probably like

a code somewhere you know

[Music]

anything over

here this looks like uh helpful

information these have like three lines

on the

edges okay nothing there what about

here elisia

[Music]

well how do I leave I can't leave well

let's just try something what if it's

like the edges in the

middle okay I'll figure it out I'll

figure it out there's probably it's

probably ridden somewhere bro unless

it's just wait it just changed no it was

always that

um hello

[Music]

uh wait what is

this

[Music]

okay I feel like the only hint we have

is that so maybe it is that b beep and

then bottom right B beep and then bottom

right bro BB and then bottom right

doesn't even make sense maybe this

is this doesn't make sense

okay let me cook let me

cook there's two red TVs could there be

a third

one or maybe like all the TVs form the

pattern red red red no but that one's

red

Hello um

[Music]

how

many could it be the

TVs I feel like I'm over complicating it

there's

[Music]

like but what if like what if the red

TVs are the ones you're supposed to

light up you get me like it's

[Music]

lit this has to be bait there's no way

they want me to solve this [ __ ]

[Music]

oh it's just ritten bro

what I didn't see it okay wait so Edge

thing and

thing but I forgot

already bro what how did did you guys

see that [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

programs

uh virtual device

manager bro what the

hell

um virtual device manager server unit

that's probably not it main processor

monitoring that's probably not it okay

wait let me get it like as if I'm in the

game right I'm in the game what do I

want to do

[Music]

um probably system

restore Advanced functions delete object

yo kill the MAA nope okay

sorry like the wrong one

no system restore troubleshooting

antivirus

no virtual device

manager advance

system restart

[Music]

character I trust you with my life

okay and what

index oh she doesn't

[Music]

know

well wasn't there an index number when

we were like scanning things was like

136 or maybe that was a version like

1.36 or 1.34 I don't know I need the

index let me guess you don't know

does an

index want just restart an entire

version that calls utter

May believe I didn't think of

that oh hey

um mini people you know I ran into a

bunch of mini people on the way what are

they the chibi

ones

here

okay we meet this can them wait really

how watch

this what the

F this one's cute

though uh what's the

matter she's still

spinning okay what a shame what if we

attack crazy Ma you said that any Ma

resets the factory settings on death

what if

we just killed

her wait real actually what if we just

killed

her she does have a chance on a

knife one second

okay is there a way to find

it what are you

doing some bugs are information

what's the

[Music]

matter sit down on the sofa and wait for

me wait can I follow

her okay sorry I'll sit

down

okay it's just me and the spinny ma the

chibi much time has passed better try to

find mea oh

no oh I don't like this bro I don't like

this [ __ ] Bro oh no there's no hallway

anymore no no man

no look

around what's this wait

1.9 oh no the devs patched it bro you

could have just tried every version

reset all of them number one number two

number three number four just do all of

them from 0 to one point what ever

999 just reset all of them who

cares they don't die they get reset no

it'll be fine maybe I don't know I don't

want who said cppy

though okay nothing

here

um did we let the good Maita just oh no

bro why did we do this

[ __ ] why didn't we go with her like why

not

what the

[ __ ] I am playing a game within a game

bro I'm playing a game within a

game wait why can't they go in

here what oh I'm not there I'm

stupid uh wasn't I here

I'm dumb I'm I'm I I I'm dumb I was here

sorry

sorry hey

[Music]

man hey me

too me too can I just like Snap her neck

and then for

[Music]

Fore fore

[Music]

hey you wouldn't throw me away

right I like

you what's wrong with you how did you

become like

[Music]

this I think you're perfect crazy Ma I

don't think you're crazy at

all e

[Music]

um I

don't no you've been

[Music]

great I don't think you have a single

good cell in you why did you say that

bro why are you so mad you killed Mila

and now you want to kill me

[Music]

to be fair that was on us we did kind of

Escape

[Music]

but what are you so offended about you

don't have a cool cap to be

[Music]

fair it's not going to happen I'm

getting out of

here this is why you'd all be dead

chat you can't comply we have cavy

very oh I just lied oh my God she's

going to kill

me but I do think she's like she's

I knew she was going to say that but

like but like but like

[Music]

bro why would I agree now all of a

sudden

hey don't do that [ __ ] bro don't do that

[ __ ] bro

[Music]

can you grab the bat while she

was day

one did I mess up by lying

go about your

day the who's

that okay let me change all right uh

I'll have some cup

noodle or wait what what what brand is

that actually nude noodles okay I'll

have some nude hey looking good looking

good damn got a fresh shirt on okay I

can't leave my room uh oh I need pants

no way I need to sit okay turn on

computer we

gaming we gaming pick up

Ramen I'm not even watching anything

you're going to eat with no YouTube

what's wrong with you what's wrong with

you okay well we ate with no YouTube uh

d s w a s w a s a w s a d s a s d a s w

s w d s d

a what

the

um okay

carrot

drop axis y click

click that's the wait the [ __ ] is

happening

what

oh now what

oh I see I

see

click click click easy I don't know what

the [ __ ] that was all good okay what

else do I do with my

day wait that's it that was my whole day

I just [ __ ] gamed I clicked like two

things and I'm going to bed wait no

never mind

what are we

doing wait

what the [ __ ] maybe I just went to brush

my teeth or

something dude low key I I think I woke

up this morning I uh did some YouTube

stuff I I planned what I'm going to do

for next patch I wrote on a notepad pen

and paper it usually would have been on

the computer though then I played a bit

of Marvel Rivals then I went to bed

napped woke up started stream started

gaming again I'm going to end stream and

go to bed so I'm basically this

guy go to

sleep day two wake

up sit up let's have a good day stand up

okay um let's go brush our teeth or

something maybe never okay we're back uh

let me put my shirt on pants all right

ooh cup

noodle nice uh Let Me Maybe sit down

maybe put a YouTube video on this time

maybe put a YouTube video on this

time let me guess same thing as

yesterday watching a twitch streamer

while I eat my cup Ramen and

procrastinate my s w s a s w s a s w a s

d s d s w s a okay

let's do this this this this

this click

click

click click

click is that it wait it's not night

time yet we still have time what are we

doing never mind it's night time let me

guess same thing for day three

wake up sit

up the worst part is when you say you're

going to have a productive day and then

you do

this yeah me every day okay we're

dressed uh let's have some more Ramen I

actually had Ramen today I had bulldock

though which is like spicier it's pretty

good it's pretty good I mean I can't

complain I think ramen's

good pick up Ramen

w a w d s w d a d s do I have to do

something different to like break the

cycle we'll see don't spoil but what if

I like mess it up you

know no okay boom boom Can I exit

no okay the snake dude it's a snake game

can I play Snake no

okay what am I

doing

okay bro let me play

Snake it won't let

me well I have a wife or is

that I don't know maybe that's just a

random person but it looks like I have a

wife how to finally unlearn programming

I can't

uh self motivation work okay I do have a

post it like that stages of sleep deep

sleep calories protein zero fat zero

carb zero hey good macros your M your

mom for real

son does that say

fortnite

Okay

[Applause]

um geov Warp

what's what's that behind the lamp I

can't see

it so it looks like 2D ma but I assume

it's some girl maybe

sister f

family

okay can I do anything at

night guess

not same thing again Queen same thing

again Queen day

four sit

up okay well day four let's do the same

thing uh today I might have a different

flavor of ramen

pick up

Ramen dude you noce the Jeff he lost he

told me he lost like a bunch of weight

well he did recently and hey congrats to

him you know he told me when he started

it he's like I'm just going to only buy

cup like Ramen and then just eat one

pack of ramen a day and then that's it

and I'm like

bro why are you why are you this way hey

it worked though but I mean maybe don't

starve yourself maybe you know you could

have like some protein but I mean

I think he had more than one ramen but

still anyways um okay what's over

here also he wouldn't get the good ramen

I'm like bro you're a [ __ ]

billionaire streamer at least you can

buy like the $2 Ramen instead of the $1

Ramen he's like no I need the worst

Ramen it's okay I respect

him

um I have cup noodle in my house too and

in Costco there's like a 50 pack of the

it was like some kimchi flavored like I

think Nong shim but if I'm if I'm going

to pick if I'm going to pick I'm going

to be honest bulldock and um samyang I

think the samyang the red or black ones

I like those a lot too um indomi as well

that's not exactly Ramen but indomi is

great uh I do have that in my house as

well I think that's

it all right go to sleep

wake up same thing again

Queen anything in the

mirror looks the

same same thing again I feel like

there's something I have to do but like

don't tell me maybe if it doesn't change

within if nothing happens within a week

I'll uh I'll figure it out okay pick up

Ramen it's making me hungry

brain Maita Mee using neuron neuron

brain

ma that's weird why is it getting wait

it's getting faster there's getting less

things to do wait a

second wait a

second I feel like uh this might be the

last day or maybe tomorrow's the last

day well I want to read it again I feel

like okay

uh okay Chang our

pajamas

sleep

zero this doesn't scare me I've been

doing it for 20

years 300 rookie numbers okay this is

getting pretty

okay well there goes a thousand days of

my life which is like 2 and a half to 3

years let's keep going hey here here's

the four years what's over

here um G some

Ramen do I get to play again

dude replace this with like replace the

fake mini games we're playing with like

League of

Legends where's the

LIE maybe it's a meta commentary it's

trying to get us to quit well I don't

play league but it's trying to get you

quit you [ __ ] [ __ ] you

[ __ ]

[ __ ] you [ __ ]

[ __ ] bro I was I saw the hello

program and like I locked in oh

my that got me that actually might have

got me the most out of all of

them

bro stop stop stop bro I don't want to

play anymore what the what the [ __ ] was

that read the

dialogue what troubles your stubbornness

can

cause wait no this is

old why do you want to run away from me

this so-called real world just an absurd

nightmare have you forgotten then take a

closer

look stop stop stop stop stop stop

stop um

dude that scared the [ __ ] out of me

bro oh the chair's over here that

actually oh my God that got me

bro this looks like a

vtuber

oh I can play

Snake wait I'm locked in bro I play this

[ __ ] all the time

[Applause]

what do you think uh what score do you

think they want us to

get let me not grief here oh it's Auto

going I thought it wasn't going

automatically but it was just going

really

slowly yeah it moves just really slowly

I thought I was manually controlling

it you just make it go faster I see

let me at least get a bit higher let me

at least get a bit higher of a

score what the

hello wait can I go through walls

oh I'm

[ __ ] all good um

screw but it lets me play Snake that's

kind of

lit okay sorry

hello hello

wait

what we really need to go the store and

get some new equipment might as well

throw out the trash while we're at it

okay the summer gets hotter every year

time to get air conditioning I won't be

needing you anymore do you realize that

fan the world outside is green and

vibrant perhaps look for a walk next

weekend next weekend

and this guy's talking like me

bro I think I slept but the dream I

can't remember that I have a dream yeah

that

happens

hello oh I can move on

what the yo get the hell out of here bro

get the hell out of

here why does he have his grippers

out

um go over here maybe maybe uh I mean I

can't really click on

much oh wait I can click on this it's

like a hand icon wait why is there a I

don't know okay let me just try this

again maybe if I click it enough

beep

hey ah we meet again how do you feel

about these dreadfully tedious days with

these four walls those endless days

don't you get

bored I prefer to do my own things do

you like that life do you even leave the

house don't even think about lying I

know you're sick of your life you're

like a bird in a cage a hamster on a

wheel you wanted someone to come to your

rescue you wanted to to escape didn't

you I don't want to be Shackled In a

digital prison your ideas are absurd

you're a monster mea you're an insane

murderer that's a bit harsh your world

is absurd and what's worse it's even

going lower drowning in

escapism either way they'll be nothing

left of it soon anyway and nor will

there be of

you you lead a NeverEnding reign of

terror I can't wrap my head around your

wicked ambition the me to suffer they

don't want to be alone you're all wrong

they're merely imitating my willfulness

the only thing they have that is their

own is their hair don't make me see you

as another slave of reality just be mine

truly

mine

bro yo yo I'm

streaming what the

bro what the hell I

just where the hell am

I um I'm back here wait last time it

was

oh wait are you telling me we literally

just got impatient or she would have

came

back wait but has it been like 3

editor POV bro my editors are not in

okay crazy I think she's busy with a new

player so hopefully she's too busy to

mind

us okay can I get out thank you m wait

for

me what happens if I go up I want to try

to like explore the place I'm not

supposed to go to before I like progress

you

know you know maybe it's none of my

business

bro chill chill I'm coming

wait why did I go

here wait could I not have just stayed

downstairs I thought

what the [ __ ] is happening I didn't even

get to I didn't even get to I didn't

even get to like do anything I I I

wanted to explore downstairs bro I hate

there's nothing I okay okay I'm when I'm

trying when I think there's like a main

story path okay and then I do all the

other stuff but before I go to the main

one I try to do that so I don't miss out

but when I go and do the little other

stuff that I think is just like a a

little sub Quest and then it does like a

big thing I'm like no [ __ ] let me go

back oh she's

back don't you remember

anything at least she's alive okay at Le

she got reset but wait but is this the

bad like did I just lose what the bro

let me go oh my God oh my God oh my God

oh my what's going on

on what am I supposed to do

now I won't be able to escape like even

if this what I was supposed to do I wish

I explored it more but I thought this

was just like exploring you

know I'm used to my choices not

mattering take

ring not a clue what it

is oh that's her index wait you're the

goat thank you so much

pat pat we must get back to the

core and you perhaps you ought to come

with

me hey don't me your yeah yeah yeah come

with me come with me I don't know how to

get to the core

though oh never mind I know how to get

to the court okay we're

here hey hi wait

here okay

okay hello what the [ __ ] it's dead oh no

it's just waking up

okay um start the application confirm

remember

this did I get it [ __ ]

um okay I was close it was down one it

was down

one it was down one bro it was down one

why would I remember that so it was this

one this one this

one okay so system restore no wait

Advanced function no

wait wait what is uh quadrangle and get

flash drive is new that wasn't there

before

added character profile

yes wait what's

quadrangle what

the

oh I just have to dodge

oh I get you have to break the blocks

okay I got it I got it I got it let's go

let's go let's go lock in I'm ready two

hands on my

keyboard I'm locked in we're going to

we're going to we're going to get the

achievement it's faster

I got

this one more try one more try one more

try I need to get 46

you

[ __ ] bro I I I didn't know that

one stalled now I know you have to die

to that to learn it stalls so you can

cross you can cross the river you can

cross it but you have to wait I get it

now I got

it you

controls don't make sense controls don't

make sense oh I'm the

goat what no no [ __ ] you bro no no no no

no I'm I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out

okay what the hell

um troubleshooting

nope restart uh

I don't remember I mean the the delete

object no the display oh my god um

Advanced restart uh version Oh my god

um was it not restart a charact oh

restart character yeah yeah yeah okay

version 00

point he's so close that I'm not going

to go back I can do it bro okay 098 I

know I can though I know I can should I

maybe I should 5 6 7

7 0 9

8 confirm reboot use level

lever what the

[Music]

there's I can't use the lever like I'm

clicking is there like a real lever I

have to

[Music]

use bro

okay it's a robot buddy chill it's a

robot

[Music]

um process is running

restarting okay I mean it's just taking

like a year but all good

hello did I miss something why is the

thing so

long maybe I have to talk to her I mean

I might just die but like what other

choice do I have hey okay

oh [ __ ] that was a close

call so did we do

it wait pause chat I think we might have

done

it Ma

hello that's the bathroom Ma

hello

[Music]

hello I want to leave this place

let try the door good luck with

that let me let me just see if there's

something in your stove okay cuz I

didn't get to check that earlier okay

there's nothing sorry sorry can I talk

to you she's sipping

hello

Okay

um what the [ __ ] hello your door hello

your door

doesn't you [ __ ]

[Music]

you dude I'm not afraid of women she

just

[Music]

dud I'm going to [ __ ] my heart

levels head to your basement to the

basement enter your

ID in the basement that

way why does your door not

work I don't think she rememberers is

anything did we do it did we reboot her

then all I have to do is get out of this

damn

game what the [ __ ] is

this

okay oh I guess this is where she

watches us I see and

then okay that's cool

I didn't get to explore this so I I kind

of just triggered

something

okay all

right ID uh I remember my

ID probably don't uh wait wait wait wait

where the [ __ ] my ID bro um

um Ma you got my ID or no

cuz why are the lights

off oh never mind it's all

good I mean maybe I could find it

downstairs but Ma wait oh hey uh do you

remember my ID no

hello she's not noing her head

okay all right all

good okay goodbye I guess it's

downstairs or like in my

backpack do I have a name name tag no

okay ID

misac bbra

Hugh longer Nick that's me

okay

9444 how do I

oh okay

uh reset 9

444 leave this

world um

how should I go upstairs I'll go

upstairs

sorry I heard like a

sound I'm still dude I'm still on edge

man I've been jump scared too many times

I don't trust this [ __ ]

goodbye send

it am I

outside it lows

[Music]

genin why am I flashbanged is this the

real world I want to go back in

[Music]

oh wait

uh that was nice

what are you talking

about wait

what wait didn't you didn't I reset you

how how do you remember that

[Music]

yo no I rebooted you I'm sure of it did

[Music]

why are you like this what's wrong with

[Music]

youo

for they're not the problem you're the

one who shouldn't

exist what the

hell wait so did a robot just like Smurf

into a bunch of different meas and tri

[Music]

my name is Nick bro it's not

that okay well that feels like a loss

I'm back at my [ __ ] gaming station

bro I don't want delete game

well I would have delete the game dude I

miss cppy go

back am I

free I I actually can't even leave my

house I'm moving slower and slower I

feel like I'm about to collapse I can't

even okay well I'm one FPS I'm

wait this is the

intro

screen wait we got

[Music]

cooked wait that was kind of

good were there wait were there other

endings you lost

what this guy's name is

fear

[Music]

gigachad there were other endings worst

ending

what okay can I be honest I like I'm not

used to my choices mattering so I was

kind of I was kind of goofing around

like I didn't expect

we made Maita when

coding wait where did I go wrong we can

watch other endings but where do we go

wrong don't check the closet okay if I

don't check the closet I probably just

live a life with her

[Music]

no didn't see the safe

[Music]

that's the second ending you just stay

with her yeah but that's cringe okay

wait let me get the other one wait first

all ghostly

Maita core

Maita that's my goat wait why don't I

have the other

ones

close what the the

[ __ ] a vampire

meita

okay

what you just [ __ ] shot me

[Music]

okay wait let me do

uh wait so where okay I feel like at the

at the basement near the end I [ __ ] up

no like when I

was when I was

here when I went

upstairs

no that was the main story oh

okay nice well I want to see the other

ending though go back to the basement

and open the safe

[Music]

Cappy where's Cappy

oh wait no I didn't mean to

[Music]

well that was fun um wait should I check

okay okay wait wait opinion wait wait

wait wait wait wait

unlock peaceful mode wait how do you get

that how do I get that I kind of want it

how do I get

that safe ending takes 5 minutes go get

it it's not that

interesting just stay with

[Music]

her okay

opinion this game was so was really fun

but I also can't do horror so it [ __ ]

me up

[Music]

okay I'm staying with her whatever it's

7:30 a.m. by the way you guys said this

game would take like half the time it

took all

good also I still didn't look at the

[Music]

oven it was you you just strolled around

yes sorry I wanted to talk to my [ __ ]

girlfriend all right

phone e

e what if this is a metaphor for

like life like you just downloaded like

the newest hit game right and now like

you get sucked

in hello vampire kind of cool what's

your name

[ __ ] well how many many letters can

you

be cppy

fan can I put a number

no I want to put like a

five okay so help her tidy up

wait so what Happ do I do I lose if I

check the oven I want to check the

[Music]

oven it's fine I didn't check it in my

normal playr can I just load to a bit

further in

[Music]

whatever I'm cutting [ __ ]

carrots I'm cutting

[Music]

potatoes can't see

wait so you're telling me in that ending

just never play the game

[Music]

again kind of it's kind of

unsatisfactory what did she

[Music]

want cartridges aware

[Music]

okay I have 16 what is this okay boom

uh boom boom boom boom boom I'm

goated buy a small

[Music]

okay she already checked in the oven

okay

got

it I can help you move the

[Music]

Wardrobe holy [ __ ] I got a

gift

for

hello where am

I never been here before

don't check

that I remember this [ __ ] wait

[Music]

this uh yeah I want to check the vent

where are the nails though I remember I

had to like turn some [ __ ] on

oh it's was just this never

mind wait no it's not I'm

cooked

oh put objects on the scanner okay I

need a scrunchie

I need a

spoon and I need

pen I can't grab a pencil all

good

spoon dude that last jump scare got me

I'm still [ __ ] traumatized where's

the

[Music]

pencil that was pretty well done though

they but it it it got me

good ready to run okay what now bro run

then just [ __ ] run

loading oh I forgot I was supposed to go

in there I thought she was going to

spawn I

forgot I'm not doing it all over we're

just getting another we're getting the

ending that we can get peaceful mode so

we're going to be me's simp we're going

to be a good

boy wait I I didn't read what I was

supposed to

um play a console game give the sauce a

try avoid looking in the vent collect

the refrigerator magnets okay it tells

you what to

um okay let's go get the magnets but why

are the lights off

bro can I turn them on from

here oh yeah yeah I remember lol

uh that didn't do

[ __ ] oh wait it did

okay I can't grab

them oh yeah I need the batteries okay

okay I remember I'm not cooked I promise

why are her eyes red all good I remember

I remember remember now I remember uh

there's like one in a drawer or some

[ __ ] you know there's like one like like

in a

drawer don't you see

me oh yeah doesn't some [ __ ] happen when

I turn around oh

god oh no not this again bro just put

the jump scare in the bag bro just put

the jump scare in the bag just put it in

the

bag want to play I'm good bro

oh I got

it bro I don't have time for this [ __ ]

okay

I'm okay let me grab this can I do this

nope okay all

good give me this

I saw some [ __ ] all good I mean I've

already played the game so like that

should be normal to me you

know but where's the last battery who

are you I don't know who are

you

fridge oh yeah

I got

it no the

magnets I got them I love

you

nice okay going to mind my own

business I think last time I was too

spooked to notice the

magnets okay let me put the batteries in

the in the in the

server

boom that's one that's

Tua that is

three and that's four going to have to

lock in

soon all right where's Meo start the

machine

where's my wife

hello hello

hello

hello you in the bathroom NOP oh hello

for go

[Music]

together at

last okay I need

okay go to the

kitchen can I play a console game with

her now

oh that's cute cool juice

what

the

sure okay thank

you thanks for the juice appreciate

it all right let me go

um um I fig what I was supposed to do oh

yeah Tred the sauce yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah I mean I did last time

oh yeah you're right I need to cook a

ring from the screen to the ring to the

B to

the yeah let's cook

sure cool

meat all right I'll have you with the

carrots

why is it always

carrots chop

carrots

okay dude I have to like drag my arm on

my desk

can you bring the scissors okay I trust

you with scissors

Queen I don't know why you're making me

go to the bathroom

though not my business must just be the

wind we can call someone or something

all

good must have been the

went here you go got some

scissors

um I I'll take the sauce of course

whatever you

want what kind of sauce is this also I

noticed you didn't you didn't pour

yours do you want to have some sauce too

if she has it too then it can't possibly

be bad so we'll be

fine

um H this is

good you think she did the vent thing to

test us cuz like if let's say we locked

it and we didn't even check it she'd be

like oh you locked it so you must have

checked so you don't trust me you know

I'm going to kill

you put the dishes in the sink

okay this was

great okay

well uh I see pixels I see bit

rate stand

up it's

cocked hello

where are we

going

bathroom

Okay M pills thank

you

for why'd you go up in the

light oh

can you make me one thank

you I get a steak plus one

steak an example

please steak for breakfast yeah that's

that's what he

does so do I just get to spend all my

time with ma this this sounds great I

can't wait to play a console game with

her things get weird no nothing's weird

why would anything be

weird

hey okay she's not noding

[Music]

I am

waiting come play a console game I

can't do a meita tier list after this

wait so who was I didn't okay I feel

like I didn't see all of them though I

didn't see

uh strong Meo was that the little one

that blocked

us or is that her like

chibi wait what was happening

yeah tough

meter yo she's pushing

me no let's play consoles let's play

console think I did this last

time and you were kind of cheating so

you

won he penguin

[Music]

piles I'm getting cooked

let her

win bro I'm picking up snowballs okay

she won but like I did it on purpose I

wanted her to

win so okay we're almost done we're

almost at peaceful

mode sure bro look at what happens when

I lock in look I'll lock in now

watch this watch

[Applause]

this see I'm destroying her I got to

stop though cuz I want her to win I'm

going to stop I'm going to

stop I actually popped off

though there you go you vested

me wait there's more there oh

[Applause]

[Music]

okay you're so slow that's [ __ ]

up do I need to play two or am I good

can I leave oh yeah I can leave I bet

that was fun okay so I got

everything what the [ __ ] is Annihilation

oh no mind

[Music]

in your bedroom no

okay [ __ ] why does you have a

[Music]

boot this was supposed to be a short

three-hour stream by the way all good I

mean it's been six but it's fine

[Music]

okay

um okay 10

Health I don't have I have one with 10

Health yep

[Music]

um 10 attack I'll play 10

Attack yo

there's nothing sorry I think there's a

harsh wind right now

[Music]

well I'm

cooked what's that sound whoa whoa whoa

whoa whoa whoa whoa why are you asking

that none of your business

bro uh ask something in there

there's no one there oh that's okay then

I'd like to open and check I'm a bit

creeped out wait you're actually forced

to oh

[ __ ] no I'm good I'm

good okay well

oh I get

[Music]

it i' like the promise that but what's

[Music]

okay hey we did it wait new ending that

was locked last time I remember that was

[Music]

locked yes anything for you Ma anything

for

you I'll stay with

you I'll stay with you

yep what

the what the hell is

this

hey and they lived happily ever after

she'll forever be by my side meide

peaceful mode now available endg

game.exe

okay wait bet can I see Cappy

again yeah there's a bit of background

noise but it is what it is it's 8:00

a.m.

peaceful mode this mode is still in

[Music]

development you guys really made me do

that [ __ ] for a mode that's not out like

why didn't you just tell me it wasn't

out why didn't you just tell me it

wasn't

out hey we'll be back when it's back

[Music]

back song is a banger though

[Music]

another ending I'm not going to do it

but I can look it up

[Music]

wait secret ending two

[Music]

4970

oh ball

[Music]

okay he just pulled out his own

[Music]

chip that was fun I like this game a lot

well anyways that was that if you want

to see another uh similar stream or

another game let me know if this is a

video let me know in the comments if not

freak you I guess that was fun uh I'm

tired it's 8:00 a.m. so I uh need to go

to bed top three

masas

tappy crazy

and I don't

know the helpful one was

cool sleepy meita sleepy Maita might be

three

Mila's cool too I think cpp's number one

[Music]

though wait why can't I see all of them

like what do I need to do to why does it

why does it not show me the

others you need to collect stuff you

didn't find them M get the cartridge

how do I get

[Music]

copy this a

banger what did I just click on I just

fat fingered something what the [ __ ] did

I just click on

wait what is this

outfit how do I get the

penis win a penguin game

wait that one's impossible though oh I

guess it's a penguin outfit that's

cool wait what the [ __ ] is this why are

there two colors but it doesn't look

like it changes

anything they look the same no

one's for

modding she gets so sad

[Music]

all right I got to go eat thanks for

being in your chat it was a fun stream

I'm glad we finished it next stream will

be in a day or two either tomorrow or

the day after and it should be the new I

don't know I don't know if we do Tower

event right away or if I'll wait but

we're definitely going to do the tower

event so that's probably next stream uh

and then there's going to be a well

stream after when Brand's out so yeah

that's the plan might do a random Marvel

stream too cuz I got to I got to learn

another

[Music]

character all right I'm [ __ ] tired

thanks for being here guys I appreciate

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