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How you going everyone? Let's cross back
over to Queensland where vigilante
justice against dodgy parking is causing
absolute mayhem. Reverse. Reverse. Don't
reverse too much or you'll crash.
Parking, where to park, the rules of
parking. It's a topic us Aussies love to
punch on about. You're gone. Straight in
the window. Direct hit to basically
everywhere. Where's the next victim?
Who's going to turn in? Chucker lefty.
Oh, it's Resolute Mechanical Services.
This conclusion for you is going to be
resolute, mate. I like the delay on the
spray, making sure he is fully lured
into the trap. I love how when the water
hits him, he goes into a Peter Garrett
midnight oil dance. Or we could say the
Elaine from Seinfeld dance if that has
greater global appeal. Yeah. Yeah. He's
[ __ ] anyway. He gives the door a
resolute slam. And now he's enjoying a
free car wash. But Aussie man, Aussie
man, the owner of the property should
put up a sign. He has. There's two 5x 3
cm signs right there. Get your aigmatism
checked out if you can't read those.
Ooh, that's a weak flow, that one. This
is like the fourth piss in a heavy
drinking session. There's too much
constant liquid going through your hose
and nozzle. It results in a weakened
flow. Sorry to use heaps of medical
terminology. I'm sure a heavy flow will
return. There it is. This is like a
torrential morning flow after one of
those life-changing 10-hour sleeps.
Maybe there was hanky panky in there,
too. The accuracy is shocking, but it
works, and it's going to require a full
cleanup afterwards. Oh, there's some
Sheilers. A few moments later. Gee, the
system was firing fast on this day. She
has arrived dressed for fullblown
warfare. Residents are evolving. They're
talking to each other. They're like, "Go
park near Bruce's IT shop. You get a
free [ __ ] shower." He does under your
armpits and then if you turn around,
it's lovely. He gives you a full
therapeutic body experience. Yeah. Get
me belly. Get me feet. Thank you, Bruce.
Thanks so much, mate. A, he's got no
idea. He hasn't seen the videos. Oh,
that was a close shave with his humble
mullet. He's fascinated for the most
part. I like that. I like curious
people. He says, "Have you seen this AI
technology?" That fell replies, "Yeah,
it made me dance like Peter Garrett or
Elaine from Seinfeld. See you. See you.
Have a good one." I wonder if the police
should just be involved at this point.
Oh, there they are. Okay. Radio. Well,
I'm sure they'll mediate or they'll get
proper signs put up or they'll they'll
help. No. Okay. He's just going to park
there. Radio, activate the cannon. There
we go. [ __ ] yeah. Now, I like that this
system doesn't discriminate. It's fair
for everyone. Anyway, I suppose the
Yeah, he's just going to leave. I
suppose the moral of the story is never
change Queensland.
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