0:00 How you going everyone? Let's cross back
0:01 over to Queensland where vigilante
0:04 justice against dodgy parking is causing
0:06 absolute mayhem. Reverse. Reverse. Don't
0:09 reverse too much or you'll crash.
0:11 Parking, where to park, the rules of
0:13 parking. It's a topic us Aussies love to
0:16 punch on about. You're gone. Straight in
0:18 the window. Direct hit to basically
0:21 everywhere. Where's the next victim?
0:23 Who's going to turn in? Chucker lefty.
0:25 Oh, it's Resolute Mechanical Services.
0:28 This conclusion for you is going to be
0:30 resolute, mate. I like the delay on the
0:32 spray, making sure he is fully lured
0:34 into the trap. I love how when the water
0:36 hits him, he goes into a Peter Garrett
0:39 midnight oil dance. Or we could say the
0:41 Elaine from Seinfeld dance if that has
0:44 greater global appeal. Yeah. Yeah. He's
0:46 [ __ ] anyway. He gives the door a
0:48 resolute slam. And now he's enjoying a
0:50 free car wash. But Aussie man, Aussie
0:52 man, the owner of the property should
0:54 put up a sign. He has. There's two 5x 3
0:58 cm signs right there. Get your aigmatism
1:01 checked out if you can't read those.
1:03 Ooh, that's a weak flow, that one. This
1:05 is like the fourth piss in a heavy
1:07 drinking session. There's too much
1:09 constant liquid going through your hose
1:12 and nozzle. It results in a weakened
1:14 flow. Sorry to use heaps of medical
1:16 terminology. I'm sure a heavy flow will
1:18 return. There it is. This is like a
1:21 torrential morning flow after one of
1:23 those life-changing 10-hour sleeps.
1:25 Maybe there was hanky panky in there,
1:27 too. The accuracy is shocking, but it
1:30 works, and it's going to require a full
1:32 cleanup afterwards. Oh, there's some
1:35 Sheilers. A few moments later. Gee, the
1:37 system was firing fast on this day. She
1:41 has arrived dressed for fullblown
1:44 warfare. Residents are evolving. They're
1:47 talking to each other. They're like, "Go
1:49 park near Bruce's IT shop. You get a
1:51 free [ __ ] shower." He does under your
1:53 armpits and then if you turn around,
1:55 it's lovely. He gives you a full
1:56 therapeutic body experience. Yeah. Get
1:59 me belly. Get me feet. Thank you, Bruce.
2:01 Thanks so much, mate. A, he's got no
2:04 idea. He hasn't seen the videos. Oh,
2:06 that was a close shave with his humble
2:08 mullet. He's fascinated for the most
2:10 part. I like that. I like curious
2:12 people. He says, "Have you seen this AI
2:14 technology?" That fell replies, "Yeah,
2:16 it made me dance like Peter Garrett or
2:18 Elaine from Seinfeld. See you. See you.
2:20 Have a good one." I wonder if the police
2:22 should just be involved at this point.
2:23 Oh, there they are. Okay. Radio. Well,
2:26 I'm sure they'll mediate or they'll get
2:27 proper signs put up or they'll they'll
2:30 help. No. Okay. He's just going to park
2:32 there. Radio, activate the cannon. There
2:35 we go. [ __ ] yeah. Now, I like that this
2:37 system doesn't discriminate. It's fair
2:40 for everyone. Anyway, I suppose the
2:43 Yeah, he's just going to leave. I
2:44 suppose the moral of the story is never
2:47 change Queensland.
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