YouTube Transcript:
Zy0x Does Variety - MiSide

today I'm getting a
girlfriend well not really but uh anime
girl game that I think is a horror but
I'm not sure I haven't played it or seen
anything of it but it looks good from
what I've heard so we're going to play
it meide
woo okay this game includes drum scares
sudden sharp sounds and occasional
flickering wait there's drum scares wait
no why
[Music]
oh okay
sorry
[Music]
okay all right let's see what this game
is all about
again I probably shouldn't start this at
2:30
a.m.
oh okay this is my little room looks
[Music]
cool one new message
would you like me to teach you the ropes
okay let me press yes one second
sorry my nose is like
running all right would you like me to
teach you the ropes sure look
around oh
cool all right can walk around you can
interact with e why is my sensitivity so
high uh mous sens let's move it down a
little all right inter
act why is there no music playing what
are you doing here on the
bed
okay
um okay I feel like I'm going to die
what's over here let's see set up a list
of
tasks script character reactions and
maybe squeeze in some
coding
um okay
open message I got a
message friend MK check this new version
download
app okay I'm on my phone wait where's my
girlfriend I miss
[Music]
her oh hi
Ma oh I'm like blocking the subtitle
should I move
go
here or like
here uh my name is uh uh
Nick Nick Hello nice to meet
you pop
right okay hi
Maita she has t in her name
that's
okay I can help you tidy
up okay just a little cleaning
game all
right well you can click on it those
hearts I love you too Ma I love you too
what's over here all right a little
basket all right some socks okay uh some
shorts got to pick those up got to pick
those up nice and
Tiny whoa oh you're welcome day two
let's do this
again I'll do it again oh it's an app
okay e man you
that oh is the cam too
big one second
sorry ah I can't make it smaller
this or actually
no that's
fine Nick my stomach's growling oh you
hungry I'm so
hungry yeah I can get I can make you
some chicken
soup buy the ingredients all good food
uh chicken soup
yep all
right oh that's kind of sweet yeah let's
cook it together chop the vegetables all
right okay um I don't know how to chop
oh oh okay it's like a cooking Sim I'm
pretty good of this all
right okay chop the carrot okay is that
a potato all right let's chop a
potato
okay
nice okay oh day five why are we
skipping yeah let's get a
TV
sure okay could play games for
money yeah you just told me
that okay play mini games
um what is
this okay uh okay
um you probably want like this to go
here and then this to go here and then
this to go here and this to go here nice
we got some
money you want some chicken
soup more mini games all right um
let's do this
one oh easy you filter these boom boom
boom boom boom boom look at how fast I
did that I we're
rich
yay yeah whatever you want me
to okay buy a small TV sure
hey glad you like it you're welcome day
10
okay
sure check the bedside table
[Music]
hey uh Maita why can't I look in the
oven hey Maita I mean I trust you I mean
you know what I won't think too much
about it she's my girlfriend I won't
check in the oven uh let's see
here
okay oh
ducky a
knife
okay money I don't know why there's a
knife in the in the bathroom but I mean
it's
okay all right nothing there nothing
there why is there a click option on the
oven I don't want to go there all right
also chat no spoilers although I'm
trying not to look at chat too
much okay nothing there do I have to
click on oven I kind of don't want to
what's over there
nothing
nothing nothing oh nothing oh a brush
there you go I found it
nice
work uh whatever you want to do day
20 okay [ __ ] I kind of wish I clicked on
the oven
now um
okay it's okay I trust my
[Music]
girlfriend she's animated pretty well
it's super heavy
yeah I can't turn the game sounds up
it's it's maxed I could do it on my PC
let me turn up a little
bit I'm at
100 sweetie hey we're in okay yeah day 3
what the [ __ ] it's been a month
[Music]
I missed you too I missed you too I
know I'd love
to give me a present yeah anything for
her
okay don't men it don't men it day
37 oh in
person um I don't know about
that yeah it's okay though I mean you're
just an OP but I mean if you were real I
would love
[Music]
[Music]
to oh what's your idea
um what's your idea hey you want to tell
me your idea you can use your
words what do you
mean um okay are you in front of
me um she's not
there where am I this place looks
familiar wait I'm in the
game what the hell I have hands oh [ __ ]
I got a I got a tie I got like a a shirt
pants that's pretty
cool how do I open the
door how do you oh uh oh it's a room
start by turning it
on just switch run the
program okay that's kind of cute I like
her room I like her
room okay she's a gamer what's over here
it's the
bathroom
okay all right I mean this is a nice
bathroom I see you picked up the knife I
dropped all good okay what's over here
um start by turning it on should I turn
this on
run the
[Music]
program I don't know how this works
hello
hello something on my
monitor okay hello you over
here where's my
girlfriend should I open the oven I can
on open the oven uh you over here no
[Music]
okay well my desktop audio is at 100 so
this can only uh end well let me open
the oven how do you check it I can't
Crouch oh it's not
working can I I literally can't go down
is there a button to crouch control
shift Alt
I'm
clicking okay
girlfriend
girlfriend hello
girlfriend oh you just tap a
button
okay spoon
put objects on scanner bring these items
spoon pencil bow
knut okay I don't know where my
girlfriend is spoon pencil bow
knut spoon pencil bow
knut
spoon oh okay we got a spoon we need a
pencil and a bow knot pencil's probably
here just like on a table pencil
oh can you not carry two things all
right
spoon nice
pencil this game's
easy I can't grab a pencil there's still
something on my
monitor hello I can't get a
pencil okay that's fine um
[Music]
well the bone out's probably in the
bathroom oh pencil nice okay
pencil and we need a knot it's probably
over
here there you go wow I can't wait to
meet my
girlfriend scan the objects and start
the
machine ready to run
am I going to
die that was
easy portal
activated hello girlfriend
oh I can ITP I thought she was going to
spawn this isn't working
oh go to the fuse by the front door hey
sure uh the lights does someone want to
turn the lights on by the way I mean the
lights just went off I don't know if it
was on purpose or
um yeah let's let's just turn the lights
back on yeah thank you
and now I'll be meeting my
girlfriend now I'll be meeting my my
girlfriend I'm locked in is she behind
me where's my girlfriend hello
ma me
Maita
Maita hello Maita
darling Maita are you in the oven again
ma where are
you oh silly
Ma maybe you're like where I came from
nope find and return the missing
batteries
um where the
batteries don't you see me
nope what the hell is that want to what
Chad that changed
okay
um okay I don't think there's batteries
in the
bathroom I'm locked
I'm well I'm dead oh a battery never
mind thank you Game maybe they just made
it idiot proof like they knew I would
get like I
would
okay okay
uh I don't think this was my house I'm
just being honest I don't think can I
want 80 to run away okay I'm I'm going
to run away if there's oh hey we're
back
uh okay there's someone in the
window
um okay I need batteries where are the
batteries
[Music]
um feel like there should be a battery
here oh it's right there wait was it
there the whole time let's leave okay
let's leave oh I'm back
home chat I'm going to
die what is this hello okay that's my
girlfriend what that sound oh that
jackbox wa that's fine
whoa wait why doesn't she know
me hello
girlfriend
um I'm about to die but that's okay okay
I'll die once I'll die once and then
it'll be okay is there like a battery
somewhere wait yo I need to game better
I'm not gaming
huh why is it
like how do I put a battery down do I
need four wait
click oh there's one right no okay let
me keep going there might be some over
here oh one here hey third
battery all good all good is there a
fourth one somewhere is there a fourth
one somewhere I don't like the sounds
I'm hearing I don't like the sounds I'm
hearing
um I already got one okay wait I got one
in the bathroom I didn't get one in this
room there has to be one in this
room I'm only worried because I my
sounds are like crank the [ __ ] up and
everything's quiet so I don't know if
it's just going to get
loud um um okay there's no way it's here
it's probably in the who are you I miss
my girlfriend chat where's my girlfriend
I know this game has girlfriend gameplay
where is
she you know what maybe I miss it in the
kitchen maybe maybe it's in the kitchen
why are there flies in the
house maybe it's in the kitchen
maybe it's in the
kitchen maybe it's in the
kitchen
it's wait the fridge is
open why are there flies going to the
fridge there wouldn't be a body in here
right oh that's a no never mind it's
fine hello oh a fridge nice I'm glad you
kept it cool it's kind of cold
thank you thanks for the battery I'll be
taking that one we got all four life is
good hey life is good hey life is good
all right what's over here all right hey
four batteries we got them I don't know
what to do with them
button um maybe I put them in the front
at the like lighting thing or do I put
them here no it's for the
server oh there you go hey One battery
there there you go put another battery
here there you
go uh maybe a battery here there you go
one more and then I get to see my
girlfriend can't wait hey love you hey
miss
you I'm going to die start the machine
yeah
sure all right girlfriend or death
what's it going to
be girlfriend if it's death I'm running
that way oh it's a portal all right
let's
see girlfriend or
death girlfriend or oh
okay hey
darling hey
M uh this door is locked by the way I
don't know if you meant to do that you
in the bathroom I don't want to like get
dropped nope you're not in the
bathroom you startled me a little hey
nice to see
you why is she so
quiet
okay hey
gorgeous oh really we in the wrong
version and which you what wait wait
what did you
do wait why is it showing me
here
hello um are you
Maita
nice yeah that's me um how do I get
inside the game
[Music]
hello you didn't tell me how I got
here what if I want to go I feel like I
shouldn't have what if I want to go
back no no no I don't I don't no no
[Music]
no okay whatever you say
gorgeous she follows me okay does the
computer work or is it just
decoration I set my computer a lot and
work
hard got to make a living you know
though how do you know I set on my
computer a lot
oh you spy on
me okay that is not you can't just make
a cute face after saying you've been
watching me in
secret let me blow my
nose I
mean just kind of like tracking my
movement
hey how you
doing all right well I mean she's cute
surely I'm not about to die what's over
here a remote how many channels you
have Chad I'm not made for this game I'm
going to keep it a150 for you she scared
the [ __ ] out of me hey darling you
wouldn't scare me
I just wanted to talk to chat I'm
sorry
oh yo who did you kill
oh hey
kittens is she trying to distract
me I definitely saw a
knife you want to go back to that
channel
wait what the [ __ ] you can grab things
from the
TV oh yeah thank
you
um um wait um um bro I'm not used to
options I play genin
drink I'm not going to say no I'm not
going to dude I don't want her to kill
me thank
you dead
juice wait why did I just get an
achievement called Dead juice
such peculiar ads dead
juice okay
um what are you eating oh that's that's
cool where'd you get the cracker from I
actually have crackers too I was e
okay I mean all
right okay love you that's my phone and
it's no longer in my
pocket how on Earth did it end up here I
thought it was her talking for a second
that's not important wait why' you take
my phone out of my
pocket okay
yeah yeah let's take a selfie
that's
cute I feel like the photo is going to
change in like a couple
minutes I got a question if I run a game
on it will I see you
there okay I mean you want to explain or
um hey are you following me
hey hey darling hey beautiful all right
um I feel like anytime I turn around now
she's going to like be close to me so
I'm like uh but it's okay I love her and
like she is beautiful in every angle so
I would never be afraid of her because
she's my loving
[Music]
girlfriend a ring
yo what is
[Music]
that um how'd that get
there sure hey I'm good at cutting all I
can cut some mean
vegetables Nick we're in a game come on
give me a hand chop
carrots
sure oh drop some
carrots oh you have to like swing your
mouse is that enough no more
okay I wouldn't leave the knife next to
her but that's
okay oh okay you're going to make me go
to the bathroom alone I'm sure
everything's going to be fine hey I'm
sure this is going to be a great trip to
the bathroom there's going to be nothing
uh
intentional like I mean not intentional
but like nothing weird uh nothing's
going to change when I go back uh I'm
excited well I can
leave should I run a pole chat do I
leave or do I get the
scissors what would I do what would I do
I'm in the game my girlfriend's right
there I would give her scissors I'm a
nice man I love
her what the
[ __ ] Jimmy wait a
second wait a second are you collecting
men are you cheating on
me who the hell no now I'm pissed give
me these scissors hey who who the hell
is
Jimmy hey who the hell is he didn't even
spell his name correctly J I am I his
parents didn't even [ __ ]
try who the hell is
Jimmy I'll take some sauce I'll never
say no I don't want some dry
food love sauce CH full of
love I want to turn it up
indeed okay I really feel like I
shouldn't ask her but I'm not I'm sure
my loving girlfriend has an explanation
and I don't believe in lies and I don't
believe in distrust so I'm going to ask
her about the other men that I
saw unless
maybe the point of the game like what
if what if as long as you don't as long
as you play along she loves you and as
soon as you start doubting her she
doesn't love
you I got you the scissors
babe wait so I should check the oven and
then not tell about it how about a
chat um just a question why are the
windows all just white light I'm just
wondering oh I don't like the way she
turned her head she just did like
[Music]
a the animation of this game is pretty
good so far looks classy yes yo uh the
the I could really read the
yep there's still a few UNS squished
bugs hey I'm sure I won't I'm sure I
won't uh your home's
cozy okay wait can I go home
though uh this feels like a this this
feels like a
dream no no no I didn't say that I did
not say that no no no no this place just
feels um J squa it's yeah strange but
you you seem so
real I'm very real okay I don't like how
the fonts are changing um when can
I why use scissors when you could use a
knife Reon I have to cut up in the sauce
packet but I wanted
everything to be
perfect when you got back I love
surprising you
didn't even take me that
long you know I'm not going to ask one
to go home Bon a te hey I don't even
want to go home M delicious M popcorn so
yummy delicious
love oh did I just like poison myself
with the sauce cuz I got like an
achievement I'm going to stand up
I'm just going to go over here darling
okay yeah I'm going to put this in the
sink um yo my vision's kind of oh no no
no no please no please no
no okay you got me hey you got me didn't
scare me but you oh hey hey
[Music]
baby um so I have a feeling I'm about to
get jump
scared so can you just like maybe stay
with
me yeah tell me what's wrong uh I'll try
to stand
up I
can't uh it's like TV static have you
heard of that no okay oh
hey hello um Hello is my PC
glitching
hello uh why can't I see around okay
it's fine I'm holding her hand I mean
can't complain it's it's my
girlfriend hey please don't give me
[Music]
pills what if I didn't take
them oh I don't have a
choice yo there's no other
option [ __ ] it I'm
dead chat
I I'm cooked
because it's not English I have to like
focus on the
subtitles an example
please look this is all very
sudden I want
to are there Bad Endings like what if I
just die
cuz I took the build oh she just
um
well was nice knowing you
chat uh I expect my death is imminent in
a couple minutes but honestly I got the
wait this door
wasn't maybe I just never noticed it I'm
sure there's nothing strange here oh
okay uh yeah it's your room we've been
here okay wait have we not been here I
feel like we've been here I don't know
but I didn't notice that door before
maybe it just maybe it just spawned okay
kitchen is my girlfriend here ma oh
there she is okay I don't know why I'm
talking like
this how did you get here you were just
behind me you were right next to me
froze before the
mirror why have the rooms
changed yo why does she have a painting
of an
apple I feel as long hey home is
wherever you
are
Riz I was uh getting used to the layout
out you don't have to change it
all
right um do I have any missions to do
anything you want me to
do no
okay I don't know my nose is like
dying okay I'm back you think she's
going to be behind me
okay okay
so oh okay it loaded no big deal hey no
big deal sometimes games lag are we
inside
some maybe SL one with a long loading
time
[Music]
the world's
core why is she just pacing
around oh no let's play have you heard
of um genin impact it's pretty fun it's
a pretty good game I could teach you
yeah let's play some games all right
let's let's game hey let's play some
genin effect
fact all right
Dairy
Scandal uh let's look at the other games
fighting game okay penguin piles that
one looks
fun oh there's only two games okay we'll
do penguin
piles should I let her win
[Music]
wait this game's [ __ ] no you have to
skate never mind I hate this
[Applause]
game well I may die but I'll be damned
if I don't beat her in a video game hey
this is my job yep hey get [ __ ]
ma no I'm losing
I
lost I lost
[Music]
a I lost I lost a game in a game
bro dude controlling a game on Ice is
like so
hard got it got it got it it [ __ ] the
last one [ __ ] the last one oh dude ma
you're cooked hey you're cooked
oh [ __ ] what's wrong got
[ __ ] not
[Music]
bad yeah I'm a
gamer we can play Dairy Scandal if I'm
going to die I might as well uh play
some games first oh it's a fighting game
okay
four times all
right sure thing I love you by the way
okay I just got
[ __ ]
okay oh nice job
predict the jump she didn't
jump Too Short
bro nice up 20 up
[Music]
20 I'mma get serious okay do
it spacing oh [ __ ] she crouched under
right
I'm getting
cled [ __ ] you Ma sorry I love
you I'm
cooked what's the matter huh that's dull
the
[ __ ] yo I'm getting I'm getting She's
Too
Short bro jumping jumping in this thing
is so
hard I got cooked I'm it's over
it's over it's over it's over it's over
bro it's
over how did she do so much
damage I suck I suck I
[Applause]
suck you're so talented you're so
talented I don't know why she was like
shitalking me when I lost but I mean
okay I let you win I let you in you're
my girlfriend okay I let you in wait
where are the cards you said I wasn't
listening she's so pretty look at her
wait were they here
um hey about the oven you want you want
to talk about it no
okay all right they're not
there uh oh cards wait what's over here
hey who got you these flowers where did
the
oh yo yo I'm I'm stuck I'm
stuck oh I didn't need the portal
anyways I wasn't going to go home hey
doesn't matter what am I going to do go
play [ __ ] gotcha games I'm good I'll
stay here let's play some
cards
right chip indicates a
[Music]
type we play
card and if your card has a
higher Health stat than mine you win I'm
pretty good at
cards it's my turn
[Music]
okay yeah you can go
[Music]
first okay
um wait how much HP does yours have
10 uh well we don't have more than 10
but we could play uh we could play a
tan so how do you play it
space okay we're
even okay attack what do you have a 10
okay so you just have the best [ __ ]
cards you just have the best cards okay
we'll play
Then defense all right let me guess ATT
10 eight
okay well we have an
82 attack all right do you have another
[ __ ] 10 you have an eight hey we have
an eight
too uh let's play this
one so I either tie or I let her win I
guess highest health stat wins 70 0 wait
what
what's that sound in the closet just
wondering oh nothing it must have been
my nothing okay I said
knocking uh I'd like to open why am I
saying this I don't want to
look what do you mean this again hey uh
so is that my editor yo uh
look man I said you can't leave till the
[ __ ] video's done
okay well I'm going to die so I just
want to everyone to know it's been fun
um I do love my girlfriend and if I die
well so is life hey buddy hey bring it
on oh you have to
[Music]
like oh I would want to see your
underwear are you are you hiding
something from
me yeah [ __ ] the main character bro I
trust
[Music]
her I'd like that too but
still I want to know what what on Earth
that knocking was like okay the name
cards I thought you were cheating on me
but I could forgive you cuz like maybe
there's an explanation but the knocking
what wait okay she said why can't you
stay with me you can either refuse or
stay if you stay you have to complete
the main story and avoid looking in the
vent wait I didn't look in the oven [ __ ]
I had to okay so there's an ending where
I just obey her
and I stay and I get to be with my
girlfriend so I should have [ __ ] done
that I need to collect the refrigerator
magnets if we play the game again chat
collect the refrigerator magnets don't
look in the oven which I didn't now I'm
like maybe I should
have um and don't look in the
vent so now we have to refuse we can't
stay now the problem
is I did give the saua try so I don't if
I'm like poisoned well uh let's unlock
the rest so uh I know you're going to
kill me get make it quick okay hey
goodbye yeah I'll [ __ ] check
it yo why did she just do the arino oh
I'm in the closet oh never mind wait I
mean my heart sto beats for you so close
want to play sure
let's play you want to play Let's Play I
have to keep talking just to because I
know there's probably someone behind me
oh there's no one
hello um chat I'm scared you want to
hold
me where am I
going like there's nowh I can even run
like I feel like I'm just going to my
death you know it's Pitch Black
I can't go
there like am I just going to my death I
guess I'm just going to my death oh this
room is open I wonder what's there oh it
just
closed I have to turn off the
radio check the kitten
kitchen um where's the kitchen
here what's over
here all right it's awfully dark in here
uh what's that in the sink oh a
flashlight thank
you well I'm going to
die what was
that I heard some
noise wait the achievement the the thing
I have to do is just check the kitchen I
did where am I going now oh someone hung
themselves okay
um
okay all right um am I going to die can
you just make it
quick can you make it quick I can't
leave oh okay that is uh
yo
uh okay can I leave now oh hey baby how
you hey darling I can't walk
forward hey darling um I'm coming over
okay I can you put the knife down no
okay you're still as beautiful as ever
as the day I downloaded the app and laid
eyes on you you still look the same you
didn't change one
bit
um so who was that hanging was that uh
Jimmy I hope so [ __ ] that
guy um what's over here oh all right
find me are you in your room silly find
ma all right uh I am officially
a little creeped out okay I can't move
forward I think they made the game idiot
proof because they knew I would get
stuck
um okay um you said the game was going
to glitch a bit all good uh there's some
blood
there but I mean um you know it's okay
that's normal that happens every once in
a while um
I've already been here wait it's not
she's not
there okay so you can't leave
here yeah wait where could she be what
the
hell Phil did I not check like every
room
uh oh in the [ __ ] closet
oh oh I got you hey oh what
chhat I'm going to
die wait where the [ __ ] is she hello
I've Been Everywhere
bro okay maybe you're like maybe you're
here maybe you're here maybe you're here
maybe maybe maybe maybe you're I'm
clicking on everything I'm clicking I'm
clicking are you in the
shower um
bro I've looked
everywhere I hear a
clock wait whoa wait wait wait wait
something just
moved the [ __ ]
um I feel like oh hey baby how you
doing hey missed you missed oh why
you I can't move backwards so I assume
when I do I'm going to [ __ ] die um
there's something blocking me I'm going
to turn around please don't kill me
uh M
up Chad I can fix her I promise I can
fix her I promise it was a
misunderstanding I'm not dead I'm still
[ __ ] breathing aren't I I'm still
[ __ ] breathing aren't I it was a
misunderstand hey ma um you're missing
your top half I
mean hey now she can't neag am I right
right you guys
right hey uh any
um hey where'd your top half
go would love to you know
talk maybe you could tell me what was in
the closet I didn't even see what's in
the closet you just [ __ ] you you you
I don't know what
happened you're just going to walk into
a
hello why you
hello why is she bashing
her oh thank you find the
basement thanks for uh leading me to the
key though I appreciate
it oh it's here easy so I'm going to
[ __ ] die um I hope I don't have to
you know I'm just I'm going to stop
talking oh it's my basement oh [ __ ] the
lights are
on this place is
cool what's over what's this can I play
games no okay at least the lights are
on where's her um where's my
girlfriend
ma hey who put you there silly
you're ma aren't you wait what if this
is the real
ma or fake oh never mind never
mind wait this is the real
ma huh something
sinister hey
darling save your questions for later I
got the key I got the key next to the
sofa next to the sofa next to the sofa
I'm blind I'm sorry okay I'm sorry I
suck I suck where's the key I'm sorry Ma
I'm
sorry
um am I dumb bro
oh no wait didn't I have keys earlier
where the [ __ ] did they
go okay she said next to the sofa unless
she's baiting me and there's no keys let
me pretend for the sake of argument that
there has to be Keys
here there are no
hey it's next to the
sofa oh my
go yo I thought it would be silver not
gold okay I told you I was blind I'm
sorry if I was in this game bro we'd
both be
dead okay thanks for the ring oh
I thank you uh
yeah I
did okay um
okay I'm glad I met you though me
I can save
you by the way I'm I'm
Nick oh hey
Maita
um why keep the
key questions you need to ask her all
[Music]
good she'll play ball okay uh why are
you locked
up okay so those are the cartridges we
saw yeah I wish we open the the
oven chat it's 3:30 a.m. how am I going
to sleep
they got my boy
Jimmy now that's a dark
twist me but
how thanks
the ring will lead you to the right
version I'll meet you there cruel and
terrible MAA I still don't quite
understand what I saw up
there that
Ma what you was she trying to kill
me worse Faith than
that what do we do
now oh I'm going to die
are you watching or recording who's that
with
her that's happening at this very moment
that [ __ ] two
timing that
[ __ ] we're getting cocked
she's using him but I maybe I could like
fix her if I pull the cartridge out what
happens that may very well irreversibly
damage the cartridge which means that
the player would
die what if I just turn it
[Music]
off look for button well I see it's on
the right
okay all right
hold me chat here goes nothing hey rip
Bozo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo
yo that was kind of hot
hey I'm [ __ ]
sneaking
like dude the [ __ ] hurts my heart
what do you need the players for they
not I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm
dead I'm
dead bro bro bro bro how many times can
you kill
me this place is cool
this place is not
cool what the hell is
this
um I hear steps over there I'm going to
go
here am I dead I heard steps she might
be behind me I'm
dead oh she's not behind me hey we're
chilling wait why can't I open
these I think this is like a safe point
cuz wait that's not a mirror oh you can
climb it I thought it was a [ __ ]
mirror okay uh where am I by the way
does anyone know no
okay wait this looks like the house in
Squid
game you know that place like season one
where like there's like all the people
are running down a house I wish there
was like background music you know so I
could like Vibe no just trying to make
it scary okay all
good um I just went down and then I got
okay I feel like I okay um I think that
just
looped um but let's see what's over
here if this Loops
again oh okay
um let's go
down dude this is not good for my
heart oh
[ __ ]
um oh oh
PlayStation hey that was fun you
remember when we played
together Jimmy you
[ __ ] you're
cheating hey you new here yeah yeah
what's up man you're from the real world
aren't
you I
am uh are you all right it's just a limp
don't worry about it I've been here
about a year wait a year and I'm doing
great right well what is this place it's
some sort of space between
versions okay uh do you know how to get
out can't say that I do besides I don't
want to
leave I don't need to
uh why not enough chatting I'm in a
hurry my beloved ma is waiting for
me that two
timing
Heathen is that the word I don't
know um well I can't
leave
okay that guy was about to die he was
limping and
dying uh but at least this means like I
feel like we have to go there right so
that's a good good sign zero out of
three wait what the [ __ ] do we need like
keys or something okay need three
somethings hey oh she must have gotten
me a cat oh a
cat oh boy I
can't what the
hell yo get out of
here any walls
what the hell yo get out of here
bro wait what the hell is this I need to
chase them to the
exit you stop saying Shia D I didn't
know she could shrink people haa bro go
away I have to get out get out get out
yo get out
[ __ ] get out
yo you go away oh my you [ __ ] green
[ __ ] you [ __ ] green
[ __ ] I will kick you I will kick
you get out of
here got a free bed what are they
talking
about yo I don't care that you're hungry
get how did the green [ __ ] get
back here oh I need three there I get it
oh you sent them to the
vents find a way out hey I found it hey
goodbye that was kind of cool I don't
know why she has little dudes though
but um let me climb this
ladder CH remember I said I would play
an hour and then decide it's been over
an hour but I mean I'm having fun
fun all
right I don't like this I don't like
this one bit I guarantee you going there
will uh not work but I'm still going to
try it
hey
[Music]
baby oh
no wait that was a good tax wait this is
a good one
wait that was the good text that was a
good text should I trust
you well at least I'm saying unlike some
[Music]
others wait I don't like the way she
said that I don't like the way she said
that will you help me escape
oh what if each door has a has a girl a
Maita and you have to find which Maita
is the real
ma wait here wait here baby wait
here
wait how do I get here
[Music]
let me go through this door this is
going to be
the okay is this
a hey what's up Ma can I call you Mimi
or Tata what you I changed the route to
the one we need
[Music]
open a door and the ring opens the
boundry between
versions okay uh you wait right there uh
Tata okay yeah you wait right there uh
let me uh
walk this feels like it's just going to
loot forever
okay I guess we actually have to like
just oh wait I can play this I tried to
click on it earlier it didn't work maybe
I was too far Hey space
car Mario
Party press any
button lock
in Nitro
shift wa this
wicked dude I've never played Mario
party uh I mean Mario Kart on my mouse
and keyboard
though [ __ ] okay I suck I suck lock in
lock in don't hit the borders don't hit
the
borders good we're good we're
good yep yep
yep we need to catch
up what does it say four out of six is
that the
laps okay I'm going as fast as I can I
missed a [ __ ] block of cheese bro I
missed a block of cheese
oh wait am I in fourth
place is this going to go to three
now oh okay we have to go first okay
we're in
third dude my pinky hurts from no I got
third oh wait position one out of six
wait no we won well I don't know maybe
it just lied to me maybe I got third and
then it lied to me
wait yo they got
[Music]
okay wait a [ __ ] boss fight wait this
game is sick how Edge hug the edge go to
the middle go to the middle yep
yep good thing I have a wooting keyboard
okay so far so
good wait what is
that
bro oh wait it just scanned me
okay dude I'm so tired my eyes I feel it
but I don't want to like stop
oh I'm going to I don't like being on
the I don't like being on the corner in
case I think we go where it shoots last
cuz it doesn't seem to double shoot the
same spot so wherever it's red is where
you path
yep it's solved I don't know how to
damage the boss though I think you just
[Music]
survive I don't have any speed
boosts what is this thing just detecting
me
what how the [ __ ] do I okay it's like
looping how the [ __ ] do I damage
him maybe at the end when it scam
[Music]
me I see
at least I'm not taking
damage can I run into that I'm I'm
spamming my like shift button it's not
working I can't go
faster I'm literally mashing shift so
like
oh bro oh oh my God I literally missed
like three hits I've just been
griefing oh [ __ ]
bro I was yapping okay okay I get it I
get
it I am terrible I am terrible at the
video game okay lock it lock it I'm
locked I'm locked I was impatient I was
impatient yep do that this attack's
easy now we hit the ball oh no never
mind next we hit the ball
[Music]
nice okay one
done almost there kind
of can I just hug the
wall
yeah holy [ __ ] I almost
griefed it does it on the lane you were
on I was I thought it would do like
middle but it
didn't I don't know why I did
that I bounced off the [ __ ] wall
bro I threw so [ __ ] hard I threw so
hard I like like what am I doing I
literally bounced off the wall like a
[ __ ]
bozo yeah just don't run into the wall
I wonder if you even have to beat this
boss fight or if it's just for like
nothing like we don't even know what
this is
for yeah at least we solved this attack
pattern
[Music]
[Music]
like this doesn't feel like it's
relevant to the story
right hit the ball hit the ball hit the
ball nice one more one more one more one
more lock
[Music]
[Music]
in I swear to God if if I did all this
for nothing I'm going to be pissed
that better not have just been for the
[ __ ] accelerate
achievement what do I get what did I
get [ __ ] nothing it was just for an
achiev I got a voice
line thanks
[Music]
Queen it was an
achievement well we got extra
dialogue um are the passages
dangerous I've seen all manner of
strange things ever since I arrived into
this game everything seems quiet here
but the passages feel anything but
safe right and this place is getting
more unpredictable by the day but cheer
up
[Music]
I certainly hope all goes
well what Los are these
passages bugs
andales wait maybe I trust her actually
I I trust her
again she's speaking like I can trust
her
ugly main issue with her is that she
causes the worst kind of glitches and
I'm worried that we might run into
her closest to version zero after all
okay what is this place
yikes I heard about this one ma who
couldn't archive her
version her house simply ceased to
exist and she's supposedly hanging
around these
passid poor
thing how did you get here
[Music]
lunatic and FYI I can easily switch
between different
versions unlike you my
dear okay um well I guess we click on
the proceed
option do we keep going cuz if not I
could just stop here but I mean I'm down
to keep
going I'm going to [ __ ] die
you mentioned I mean I don't trust this
one but I mean [ __ ] it you mentioned the
plan inde we need to reach the
core actually I do trust her never mind
my intuition tells me that's why we'll
find the solution to all our problems
but why not just go there yourself why
do you need a
player for some reason weas cannot enter
the core room
I've only seen it from the
outside but you players are
different I'm sure that you can head
inside want to discuss the plan okay
great it's high time I introduce you to
cool hey
coolo she got a cool cap I call her cool
oh
cppy going over the plan with
her the plan to stop crazy ma let me
introduce you
Nick oh hey
Gaby uh my name is Nick but you can call
me yours
[Music]
she's not the brightest but I mean I
love
[Music]
her going to the plan
yeah we would have used a
portal hey
Cappy you want to you want to help she
may be fussy but her mind works
quickly right so what do we do her
[ __ ] hat has
ears what did crazy Maita do to
her the joy
remember oh she she killed
[Music]
her damn wait that's [ __ ]
up our plan won't
work well at least she still has a cool
cap better than disappearing forever I
guess but who can tell for
sure and what about us players
will killing us reset our memories
too can be reset for sure at least after
you've been turned into a
cartridge not even I
know what happens to those of you who
are
killed always cartridges so how can I
tell if I'm a cartridge or
not come here I'll check oh okay hey
[Music]
oh we're not like hey I'm a living
breathing player okay
[Music]
cool here you
go oh [ __ ]
oh I can't read I can't what what did
you just say what you I don't speak
[Music]
Japanese you have to cross to other
versions to reach the
core full steam ahead you hear me and I
have to go
alone but I don't know the way or even
how I'll get
there I'll help you as much as
can watch the situation allows okay so I
guess I just [ __ ]
Sprint I'll give you directions I'll do
my best and then we'll talk firstly play
with cavy for a
bit
yay
okay well I get the plate hey
Gabby yeah
that is a cool
cap that is a cool guitar also wait a
second someone first time chatted just
beat the game screamed so hard nearly
threw up am I going to die
I love it so
much want me to play a tune you know
what go
[Music]
ahead D she knows
[Music]
cords hey good job wow you're quite the
energetic
one what the [ __ ] just happened
hello do you always wear that cap don't
you grow tired of wearing that cap and
don't those gloves get
warm why not take them off
you're such a
joker should what no I meant your I
meant your gloves like what if you get
warm do you remember anything what's
your
plan you lost your
memories
[Music]
for she looks stupid hey back off my
wife what do you think of the Ring
bearing
Ma how does see an exact replica of
yourself feel you know the one with the
ring
survis her holy moly look it's a clone
of me okay she's kind of dumb
[Music]
but she is pretty
cool does she follow me
wait what
the wait you can
leave oh the door's
gone nod at
her
wait is she [ __ ]
dancing oh [ __ ] she nods
back wait why does she have a te
drop just the
[ __ ] okay you want to um talk about
these cutting
boards yeah why are there so many
cutting
boards what do you think
and like cutting carrots and like right
I got
it okay to be fair The Chopping board
went cacha cha whatever that means and
that's all she
wrote I'm sure it's just for carrots I'm
sure it's just for carrots uh what about
you want to play a game of um of of dice
what a nice big button I really want to
press it can
I contain yourself we'll get to that if
you make it in time now have a
seat
um
okay all right so what
[Music]
now but we're missing
something it's somewhere in my inventory
just a sec ducky oh yo yo yo yo what
you wait so you're telling me she had an
axe a gun and a
vibrator
okay and I have
[Music]
um I don't
know see the numbers that's the
timer the timer runs out I'll tell you
when to press the button if you're too
slow or press it out of
turn I'll smack you on the head with a
hammer
okay wait it is Buckshot roulette
wait not really actually wait oh yeah
yeah wait I get
it oh what I thought I thought you
pressed it on the X wait when do I press
it oh if it's not an X okay I got it I
got got
it I thought it was like 3 2 1 press I
guess if it's like a check mark or
something
oh our hands touched wait that's [ __ ]
up hit weekly hit weekly
what the hell why is there an option to
hit her
hard I'm going to try
it
Bonk that's a cute sound
effect of course it doesn't I'm a
stuffed toy you won oh okay
hey three for
three
okay this game ain't too bad huh oh I
probably should have let her win huh
okay now you're my
Nemesis oh I got an achievement pat on
the
head let's go wellow I want to keep
playing can we not go back to the
[ __ ] horror game can we keep playing
hey
um Let me let me go around cuz you're
blocking that for some
reason what is this what a cute kitty
cat is she
tasty yo what the [ __ ] you don't eat
cats
[Music]
um yeah they're cute I like cats [ __ ]
NPC ass
answer she's not
[Music]
oh
[ __ ]
good wait can I just stay here and not
progress the story I mean I'm I'm
chilling I don't want to die hey what's
uh what's on
TV oh the TV's gone never mind it's back
[Music]
yeah that was a cool bug was a cool
bug I'm good I don't need to go see the
other uh
Maita so uh anything else we can play
no oh what is this these are some pretty
awesome
photos sure like a good laugh
a should I be reading the dubbed text
like I mean the subbed like this or just
what I say I don't know show them how's
done in this [ __ ] hole show who
exactly guys me that
dance what
the we're
dancing rereading all of them huh no
it's a trap clever book how to tease
[Music]
him farming far walk Chronicles no it's
not a trap oh no no it's a trap phys
physics run what to do with all
these
[Music]
books I'm sure we
could oh sh there's another game we can
play cracker
[Music]
uh
balloon let's do bubble
drink to no the food bro the
food wait what
[Music]
I need this dude you think if this app
was real how many people in chat right
now would like get sucked into it
I feel like you'd all die
[Music]
um I wouldn't want to break your record
[Music]
Queen I had more fun watching her
[Music]
[Music]
okay kind of a Bop oh [ __ ] I missed the
note I'm
[Music]
cooked I got
66 one
more wait you going do the same thing
how do she see it
yo why is there a skirt all never
mind wait how she got more points
how the [ __ ] did you get
76 oh it's the Green
song well
[Music]
okay EDM
[Music]
how do I keep missing the easiest note
whenever it's so [ __ ] slow I just
press it too
early I lost the easiest note I had it
I mean I threw the last two
but I let her win I let her
win
enough any any other games we can
play no can I
[Music]
what's inside
there secret is a
secret oh okay why are you ring yourself
up
hey how you
doing why is this one following me
hello oh okay thank
you oh
[ __ ] I have to figure out what went
wrong
[Music]
yo I don't want to leave this
[Music]
place good luck next see you soon no
Cappy
okay I guess I'll just
[Music]
leave okay can I sit no
for this is [ __ ] up
[Music]
well hi or I mean
bye-bye yo this is
[ __ ] goodbye I'll see you soon
okay can I go back
no I lost
her I was I was going to like end there
by the way and like continue
later the
loop
oh wait I played a g actually I didn't
play it but I watched a game like
this wait [ __ ] PT Silent Hill oh the
carp is
different maybe I don't know wellit I
love that
game but I don't know if this is I mean
I assume I I I think for that game
there's like differences each time
like a little difference you have to
notice but I'm not sure there's like a
radio too you have to like
play okay there's a dude I'm too tired
for this
[ __ ] I'm too tired for this [ __ ]
man oh there's a I'm dead
[Music]
[Music]
again why did I just stop with the the
the Cappy uh next to me why didn't I
just stop with Cappy okay Cappy could
have been I could have been with c happy
we could have lived a happy life I could
have went to bed happy everyone would be
happy I'd be i' be in a good mood I'd be
able to
sleep and
she'd still be
there when I loaded the game
again and I
Wouldn't Die you're
different no I'm
not oh no no no no no please no no no no
please okay please listen I want to I
want to go to bed tonight and I want to
I want to be able to
sleep you're different
um chat why did I
leave it's
here um I'm not turning
around sorry you can't make me unless
this door is locked then I will turn
around but if it's not locked I'm not
turning around sorry buddy you're going
to have to [ __ ] oh there's no text oh
my screen is black oh I have a
flashlight the TV turned off what is
that okay I'm going to move past that
that just
moved um I'm going to
die I'm going to
die and I'm
I'm oh what the [ __ ] is that
okay don't look at it what the [ __ ] was
that bro what the [ __ ] was that what the
[ __ ] was
that yo yo I'm dead I'm dead don't look
at it don't look at it hey not my
problem not my business not my business
hey I'm just trying to go from point A
to point
B nope nope I'm sorry for looking at it
that was probably an avoidable drum
scare if I just didn't look at it okay
I'm sorry for look yo
I'm not going to look at stuff can I
pick that up
oh dude don't make me fight something
though
okay I'm just going to leave yeah uh I'm
just going to leave yeah uh I'm just
going to
leave oh no no no no no no no no bro no
no no no
no I'm just going to walk past that I'm
not going to look at the ceiling I'm
just going to go okay just I want to go
back
home I don't even know how to equip the
baseball
bat how do I equip the baseball bat can
some
um is there a
Buton why is this the pause menu how do
I equip the baseball bat
why is the pause menu [ __ ] scarier
than the game
bro what the hell is this pause menu how
do I equip the baseball
bat um I don't think I
can well I'm going to walk into that so
if I die 07 I'm walking straight into
whatever the [ __ ] that
was oh it's not that scary
all right hey man how you doing so I
want to smack with my baseball bat
there's no option to um I'm just jiggle
peaking might have a
Bucky all right can I just like whack
it the [ __ ] hello die bro Oh
e kind of
ugly all right
die
okay well I'm glad we got a baseball bat
though that was cool did I lose it it's
not there
anymore I'm just going to run all right
if you're going to kill me just kill me
fast yeah no no I don't care what's in
the window sorry
buddy my arm hurts from the baseball
batting look I just want to go to bed
okay don't care nope not not my problem
not my problem hey not my problem not my
problem bro how do I get out of
here bro get me the [ __ ] out of
here okay okay let me examine stuff
maybe I have to examine stuff let me
examine some
stuff I'm not going to throw I'm not
going to throw Okay window
okay right I looked that
stuff dude I have to finish this part I
have to finish I started I have to
finish it you can't like half ass aart
you have to to finish
it [ __ ]
it fix the window
maybe oh but I can't do anything
well no you can't do [ __ ]
can I
jump let me see maybe it's like a clock
I'm just going to click on like
everything it could be a clock could be
a
TV oh
oh if this says Nick I'm done bro oh no
character profile oh cool oh nice nice
little unlock uh little [ __ ] chair for
the
homie um might be the TV but like
where's the baby
[Music]
oh
okay I don't know what that
does set the clock's time right
[Music]
[Music]
[Music]
um it's
12 like 07 maybe 08 and nine there 9
seconds so 12 right before the two and
unlike the eight thing 12
[Music]
[Music]
well it's not working I need the the
long one to go
there I guess [ __ ] the seconds maybe
[ __ ] the seconds
maybe this is
fine
released oh hey how you doing hi Ma
hello
ma ma all the glops are
glopping was ma really
oh who are you what's the
matter can't you speak
um I don't want to turn
around oh she's gone okay well what's up
shift run oh no no
no no no no no no no no don't make me
run don't make me run no no no no no oh
no I don't like this I don't like this I
don't like this I don't like this I
don't like this no no no no I just want
to go to bed I don't like
this oh hey Ma please don't make me
please don't kill me
hey oh
[ __ ] oh I have to click I was like spam
clicking I was like what the [ __ ] do I
have to
do hey Ma
Chad I don't like this oh never mind I
like this
again yeah I do want to leave
sorry previous
version I want to go to the previous
version
friend a
second you're ma aren't you who's your
first friend player you're a player
aren't
you and play together if I can find the
strength all we need to do is play
what happened to you I'm uncertain and I
actually don't
know I don't think anything bad has
happened but everything good seems to be
sleep slipping
away though at least I have a
friend hey that's
me oh never mind they left
her was that not enough
I'm
scared become your second friend
friends I have so few left now only one
[Music]
remains I'm scared player I'm sad player
will you be my
friend I'd love
to but I have to go
on my heart
aches is this your home
your arms are shorter and you don't look
so
angry uh you might be mistaking me for
someone else not sure what that
means I won't hurt anymore will I oh
yeah this is [ __ ] how do I leave this
place
uh I'll be back I just the door won't
help
you yo I'll come back I'll come back I
promise well I can't talk to her anymore
I'm just
[ __ ] I mean she's kind of
cute um
hey do we still have the baseball
bat okay well uh have a have a good one
I didn't have a choice I didn't have a
choice I'm
sorry she said that door won't help you
maybe the windows will oh hey how you
doing hope you're okay
uh hope you're doing okay
I um look I want to be your friend I
feel for you I do but um I just look I
just have places to go uh cap
cool yo there's
let me like walk on the opposite ends of
these
hands to not
die okay
uh look Ma I'm going to be honest you've
probably been through some [ __ ] I feel
for you I do no I do I feel for you
okay what the [ __ ] is behind me what the
[ __ ] is behind me I'm spamming e oh I
can run what the [ __ ] is behind me what
the [ __ ] is behind
me I'm spamming ebo grab me I dare you
grab me I dare you [ __ ] stupid
ass
kid yeah I'm in a hurry can you not
there's a monster behind me brother
there's a [ __ ] monster it might be in
front of me for all I [ __ ] know hey
hey [ __ ] you kid hey [ __ ] you I'm
mashing e I'm mashing
e stupid ass kid yeah nice try buddy oh
what wrong what's wrong what's wrong I
won't play with you maybe this is why
you have no friends I'm sorry this is
[ __ ] I'm sorry okay she did nothing
wrong she did nothing wrong it's not her
fault um look outside the windows oh
wait is she helping
me wait maybe she's helping me I just
assume there's a monster following me
wait let me listen to her let me listen
to her
hey oh wait she's helping me oh I'm
sorry
wait
what did I just
what the [ __ ] is
happening yeah I want to get out let me
find the key help mini ma huh I thought
you'd be
shorter you're tall yeah I am just like
my sister your sister what about
her yes my sister
don't say you've never met her is she
behind me no uh I've met her I
think are you a
fool
arm turns out you
are come on just help me find the key
already uh
here no you can like controller that's
cool zero zip NADA go there
shoot no key here okay what about
there no okay last place I check
classic
woo what the hell's over
here hello
the [ __ ] she has gold
bars put the iron in the
pipe
okay now get me that
wood thank
you what the hell she's lifting logs the
size of her
some more help
please e e e e e e e e e
e all done
now what is she
making a key no oh a pan wait that's a
[ __ ] frying pan
honestly I feel like when I loaded here
that would have been a good
Cliffhanger that was my that was my
chance I missed
it oh it is a
key dude it looks like a frying
pan okay it's a key it's a key my bad my
bad press it come on
get
ready be take it that's a big key what
the
[ __ ] hey what's up tiny ma why are you
helping me what makes you so
special why not help you anyway what so
foolish
you just appear out of
nowhere you're not supposed to be here
oh okay sorry so I'm helping
you okay also yeah isn't this key molten
how did it not burn my
hands uh are you maup I'm chiita fbx
tons of
lines okay simplest models and best of
all Gorgeous
Hair she does have the Shang Ling cut
have we met before silly
head you're kind of cute you know asking
silly questions like
that
though this is my first time meeting
you but listen if you steal my marvelous
look I'll make you regret
it okay what are you doing here don't
you get
it this is a
checkpoint a test of your wits hey we
made it to the checkpoint
I'm here to guide the hopelessly
lost
um should I stop before opening the
door CH it was like 4 hours I've been
playing it for like [ __ ]
three two and a half I
guess can you even sleep yeah I'm fine
what's behind this door we'll find out
next time there's going to be a next
time there will when
soon in case this is a YouTube video let
me end it like this if you liked it let
me know we'll finish the game hey just
let me know dude stop typing the date as
if it's going to be benched bro all
right we're back it's the following day
meide part two we're going to finish the
game in in two sittings I guess uh it's
not actually the next day it's been like
a month but like it is what it is okay I
missed cppy very much I just got sick so
we're back with meide we're back with
Maita uh also I I'm really tired cuz I
just woke up from a nap so everything is
scary to me so I shouldn't be playing
this right now but I'm going to because
I said I would and I'm a of my word wait
they're making me redo
this I already did
this okay
editor 5x speed this if this is like 5x
speed should I just like hit like funny
po the first part is edited fully so
like it won't be that stalled nice use
the key okay we got it we're back we got
the key we got the key we're back I
thought the check I I didn't know it
only resume from checkpoints but I get
it uh we're here and we're probably
about to get uh eaten
alive but
honestly anything just to see my wife
again sorry I'm just fixing my mic
immersion break okay let's
go wait what oh I need to shrink the key
oh no I don't never mind I'm stupid okay
sorry sorry sorry [ __ ] dude I'm tired
please okay go bye-bye
silly oh no not again
wait are the game sounds
quiet okay wait let me let me just turn
it up let me just turn it up pause
immersion break let me just turn it
up I think it's a bit
quiet oh oh wait it's that 100
volume um is there a reason why it's
quiet
okay the game's quiet but it might get
louder I don't know um for now we're
back here in the darkness uh Maita I
miss you now please don't scare me let
me fix my okay I'm ready there's a
control this is where we played Just
Dance with or Dance Revolution with uh
um I don't know what type of what Ma
that was but it wasn't Maita it was a
Maita thank you Pats for the 19 months
let me let me I'll you know what I'll
mute alert for immersion one second
thank you though I appreciate
it okay we're locked
in it was Cappy you fake fan no sorry
sorry I
miss I just got jump scared by a lamp
bro I told you I'm tired bro dude dude
like I'm [ __ ] right now no man I
thought that was like
a okay I'm locked
in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm
locked in I'm ready I'm ready just just
get it over with just put the bag in
the what the hell is this
bro what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ]
are
you wait when I look away from
it oh does like get closer When I Look
Away um guys why are there no
sounds I hello what
the bro bro bro bro oh hey Cappy hey I
miss you how are
how are you doing is there someone
behind me there's someone behind me um
um hey what the hell is
happening yo yo hello hello hello hello
why is there a robot bro why is there
a bro am I going to die what is
this okay I I can see that they move
when I don't look at them uh which is
cool now I don't know where I'm going I
guess I'm going here and there are more
of them but I'm ready like I'm I'm not
like afraid I'm ready um you know I
expected it to be a peaceful return but
instead it is just me left with my
own
hey the ring opens the right door I
honestly don't know how it Works hi I oh
this is the good one I remember how are
you doing what's up with this place it's
super
dark go towards the exit meet me in the
arcade machine hurry up Don't Be Tardy
oh no okay let's
go meet me in the arcade
machine I'm locked in I'm locked
in it's a new Maita by the way oh am I
cooked sorry new Maita okay locked in
let's go let's
go what the hell is this please remove
these boxes and get the sofa over here
okay check all the dummies oh
no okay let me turn my sounds to 100 out
of sorry I'm sry my sounds 100 out of
100 it's at 90 right now I'm boosting
everything max volume I want to hear
them okay go scanning required I need to
get to your screen wait
so you need to ensure this prototype is
the right one first scan it okay it's
clearly not the right
one check the version and Bone
quantity 330 bones okay I mean it's a
robot take this protypes data film and
compare it to the standard is this like
papers please take this protype and
compare it to the standard how do I do
that
bro oh uh I mean it looks the same it's
just flashing red instead of blue or
green how do I I can't take it oh oh I
have to
like I get it it's identical no it's a
perfect match now let's check the
emotions okay my my sorry my mouse went
on my second monitor uh let's click on
this one
okay the specimen successfully shows
emotions time to test
Behavior
okay cool
spin good bow we check everything it
matches now pull up the lever but but
bro look at her it what does it match
Bro Look at
Her yay now that's the skin on pass her
the box of clothes wait
Chad don't look that's my
wife how do
I that's it see those lights on top one
of them turned green which means we did
it
right your turn I'll be back when all
the lights turn green good
luck scanning
required
okay um this is the scan button
350 bone quantity wasn't the last one
like
336 or something isn't this
wrong I'm not going to look at chat I
don't get spoiled but I'm pretty sure
this is wrong
no can they just kick her
out oh there's requirements v1.08 bone
quantity okay so it is fine okay
cool um okay I mean that's a perfect
match let's see the emotions
okay yep this looks scary bro the eyes
no she looks fine never mind yep up and
then do a do a spin yes sir and then do
a
bow hey looks
good password the
cloes uh sounds good sounds good okay
I'm ready one more scanning required no
bro no no
get the hell out of here scanning
required
sure
um oh yeah I have to click
this 34 okay looks no the version's
wrong I mean the version's literally
wrong so
goodbye is that it oh there's more you
did it
woohoo
okay
well so what were those fake ones all
about is she right behind
me oh
hey let me turn this up a little bit
sorry we're still getting um I don't
know why my settings are off I made a
flesh and Bone and you have dummies
inside of
you that's the gist of it right but why
do I need this
information I was telling you that going
further was dangerous just for the laws
okay why did you say that you'll run
into those dummies no
no you're telling me there's going to be
[ __ ] like faceless mannequins running
at
me don't turn your back on them and
don't let them out of your sight it's
the [ __ ] Boo from
Mario okay so they're like Weeping
Angels or whatever bro I hate this [ __ ]
no my God I actually dude I can't do
this
bro you can talk to her
more
Hello
um uh what are you doing here still
don't get it I'm helping you settle
in that's nice of you oh that's kind of
[ __ ] up why is it so dark
downstairs are more than the dark I need
to remain there for a while
imagine pain of moving from Darkness
straight into the
light why are there other meas
downstairs they just got their skins and
now they need time to gain a little more
self-
awareness to guide each one to their own
homes what is this conveyor belt for
wait
where is there enough room for
everyone oh
there wait don't tell me you don't
understand how the world
works and that it's endless
endless um what what do you mean if 1.9
is the latest version
then there are only 19
[Music]
worlds I'll use this Blackboard to
explain it all okay want to hear about
it absolutely uh please sure go ahead
anything to make me not have to face
those
mannequins wait something where I always
fell asleep out of
boredom you can leave out of anytime or
stay and listen I would never leave you
I would never leave
you
okay new home and a new met this is a 2d
representation
okay these other
versions
okay the houses are placed on each line
okay
yeah
1.14 which means a new life was created
on that version
okay a new
house
heavens can I ask about the details in
this
drawing and I'll do my best to explain
so there's like a new one I get it I get
it but why are there multiple okay why
is this one uh grayed
out why is the circle shaded
um that one's
here because of pretty ma she drew
it we were arguing over who could reach
version 1.1 the fastest that's kind of
cute so who
won me of
course look we're
here in version
1.15 House Index
809 we need to reach version
1.11 how the next5 that's kind of
helpful thank you
pretty so pretty suggested this
path and then I drew the simplest one
here look it's so
obvious yeah just go directly
forehead well it may seem like the house
is in the way that it blocks your
path anyway your ring Works based on the
same principles
where you headed the
[Music]
core if You' been sent to the shortest
route you'll go through version
1.12 you'll definitely encounter sleepy
Maita yes sleepy Ma I think the sent you
came up with the same path hey
bet she realized you'll visit some other
version okay or hasn't realized perhaps
she's a genius yeah she's probably a
genius
and let's come up with an even shorter
route bro I'm going to lock in I might
get it okay wait what is this uh tree is
that the core what is this drawing or
does it mean
something
yeah it's just a doodle wait really it's
just a doodle okay sorry what is uh this
why is there a single
Circle that version was launched just
once and we never Disturbed it again
it's because it's genuinely
unique another unique thing about this
version is that there are no paths
around it sleepy ma resides in this
version 1.1 sleepy ma because she never
gets to sleep with everyone passing
through her version question
mark okay that's not it okay uh please
remove these boxes and get the sofa over
there what's this what is this
about that's for tough me she'll be here
in a few
hours wait can I wait there's a [ __ ]
strong
ma because my butt
hurts maybe I could
help
no okay she has strength for it hey I'll
wait for her okay what about you uh
what's your version am I wrong or I met
you in the latest version question mark
or perhaps it's just my
imagination well it's quite possible I'm
from version
1.5 have you been to it I have that's
where I arrived bro I told you guys I
remembered her when I was thrown into
this world
whoa what house next were you in there's
a me who just can't stop whining a me
who loves oh okay never
mind a me with bad memory and a me who
likes bullying others it's a long list
tell me what you recall it was
dark and there were
writings
like play with
me
ah what a bummer that's the me who
bullies and forgets
things
[Applause]
okay she's not
okay so um can I just be honest with
chat I'm GNA die and I don't like scary
things and I also don't like things that
you have to look at so they don't kill
you now I am worried that if I don't
look at them I get jump scared um so I
don't know what's going to happen I'm
just ready to die and we'll see what
happens and we'll see I think I'm going
to tank it one time like let them let's
just shut up let's just shut up
I don't even know where I have to go
like where do I have to go they
didn't okay
so okay I have to look at them what
happens if I don't look at them they
come
closer okay come closer now
what I don't know bro where am I
going
yo I'm I'm going to get cornered aren't
I I'm going in here oh what
the BR get the [ __ ] off
me oh there's an aggressive
one run D hasn't forgotten
no
no you [ __ ]
you you [ __ ] you [ __ ]
you [ __ ] I'm going to get the
video demonetized stop talking go
go okay if I'm in a corner I see
everyone
you can't outrun them okay all good you
can't outrun
them um okay so this is like the back
rooms game I played now I don't know
maybe I have to bait them oh I have to
group them like Kwa swirl okay I have to
group them I have to group them okay
nah bro nah
nah
okay why I hear
steps bro I'm dead okay I have to I
think I run like to the right let's say
and then I turn around
I'm
dead I think it's too late bro I think
it's too
late like what if I'm
here bro bro I'm dead okay I think I
need to reset I think I need to reset
let me run forward I'm going to
die bro bro bro watch your [ __ ] I'm
dead
I'm dead I need to reset I need to reset
I need to reset bro I need to reset
just just [ __ ] die just
die okay I got this i got this okay I'm
going to Sprint to the
right oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm
dead what okay okay okay
um I'm going to run where do I run run
bro where did I run
wait what if I
run what if I run like no bro I don't
think forward
works like to a pillar
maybe and then I look
here am I dead I'm
dead bro what
bro oh okay okay what if
I can I Sprint to like up I want to go
my goal okay here's how I'm thinking I
think I can Sprint all the way to the
corner of one side
right but I don't know if I can out run
like there's a loser there that I have
to keep looking at so like what if I
like run
here and
then okay we're cooking there might be
something behind us that kills me but if
there isn't I think we're
cooking okay we're cooking this is good
this is good this is good this is good
this is good this this is good this is
good I keep have to check I have to
check this is good this is good what is
that what why is that light lit up bro
like where do I
go do I have to go there I feel like I
have to go there
no no no I'm going to
die have them group br
kazwa oh they're stunned by the
I don't know how to how do you
climb oh I have to click I was pressing
F bro I was pressing F to interact oh my
God I did it bro I hate those
[ __ ] oh okay oh there's like a
sun thing hey thanks for every made that
we did it that's why you should pull for
Kazu sorry genin reference we're playing
another game okay what is this okay this
cool
okay this is cool what's this like a
vault
Canada wait we're like in space what the
hell wait where the heck am I this kind
of pretty though open the
passage okay
sorry
um maybe it's over
here I just tried clicking on lock doors
all
good
beep
what oh I get
it okay boom boom boom I've done these
puzzles before I've
played I've played these games
before
uh
nice
cool uh
lever guess I go
back over there
if there were three people on a train
track that you didn't know but on the
other train track there was like a a
family member of yours and the train was
naturally going to hit your family
member would you pull the lever cuz then
you're like taking an action but in in
turn you save your family
member I don't I don't know okay this is
another one so this uh boom boom boom
boom boom boom
boom boom wait I should probably
think boom boom boom boom Oh I
can't I'm cooked reset reset
um boom boom this feels right oh you
can't okay I get it you can't cross it
now I get it okay um so you go boom boom
boom boom no you can't go boom cuz
that's that's messed up you have to
start here then that then that then that
then that I got it first try okay this
one this one's also
simple this this this
this I messed it
up okay reset
um you can't you can't start
there you you have to do this and then
this and then that oh I figured out he
cooked act
authorized
boom someone said idiot top
right
hey you dropped the fridge oh yeah you
almost killed me that's
okay fridge I mean the fridge wait it
zooms in on her
[Music]
okay you think I'll believe that come on
I missed a bit of text cuz I zoomed in
on her sorry but seriously this place is
dangerous especially for you wait can't
I read the text she said I had nothing
to do with it
okay okay I don't mean to be under her
bro but like I want to zoom in okay
whatever it's fine bro I didn't mean to
go under I just wanted to see her okay
sorry sorry sorry sorry as you pass
through the place is so entertaining run
Pumpkin Run oh she call me pumpkin I'll
catch up at a
boy wait why does she sound
like why does she sound like
that I kind of like her what Maita is
this she's kind of
crazy the cable car that's the longest
path between
versions I wonder how you'll
deal with those who live there in that
fog
break a
leg I guess that is the crazy one wait
what is it zooming into bro okay bro bro
bro bro I'm num sorry sorry I'm not
trying to sorry what is in this fridge
nothing she just dropped the fridge on
me
um I'm going to turn my voice The Voice
volume up a bit
too I'm not I'm not going to do the I'm
not Gunner poing Easter egg I'm not bro
I'm
not okay goodbye um um wait where do I
go wait she just said good luck but I
don't know where hey can I talk to you
can I jump where do I go hello there's a
dude there okay I mean we'll
see oh I probably just go back on
another path wait what's over here
though wait a second now I get that I'm
probably supposed to go over there but
what if I uh
what if I go over
here wait a
second what the [ __ ] is
this don't kill oh dark wait are these
like
usernames blue archive what the
[ __ ] chop r Wait these have to be like
Jose Ricardo that has to be like [ __ ]
random usernames of people that played
the game I guess beef
sandwich okay that's cool
um am I here no okay what's it what's
this I feel like I'm going to die so
like I'm worried praying for you oh
great Maita praying for you oh great
Maita wait is this like a Discord server
inut
text well how do I type
press any button or stack back I'm going
to oh wait I was actually typing it but
it doesn't matter what I press it does
it look I'll press a random key it does
T I just press like n oh I see it forces
you to write this jump to Discord
requires browser
wait
what wait is it actually going to put me
in a [ __ ]
server oh is it like their Discord
server let me see what this
is it's not I can't
click well why can't I click
bro I can't
click
Oh
e it literally just invited me to their
official
Discord okay that's pretty
funny okay that's funny uh am I dead
when I turn
around maybe good luck okay I'm Not
Dead that was cool wait but so are these
just like what wait what are these are
these people that joined the Discord or
just people that played the
game
Dio
dim all right go let's keep
going hello how you doing okay goodbye
miss you miss you
okay wait what just
happened do it minus one Easter egg okay
fine but I don't want like what if it's
weird what if I'm just like zooming into
her [ __ ]
underwear
oh okay sorry fool you silly head okay
sorry
sorry okay it actually was uh uh okay
sorry C
sorry I got called the
Baka um okay so we
probably go to the New Path now what is
the New Path I don't know I think it's
over
there I think it's over here
place is
cool can I jump off let me
check
no
um
okay that's interesting that's my house
but where are the
walls okay that's a heavy gust of wind
bro average day in London I I assume
I've never been I don't know uh from
what I've heard it's like Wind and Rain
I I don't know uh it was like that in
Canada recently too there's been a lot
of wind there's been a lot of snow
storms
uh the hell is this
wait this is
cool take the cable
car oh
hello isn't that the one with the that
helped us tiny Meo
hello where are you
going where are you going do you help
with anything you going to school or I
don't know do you work do you work I
mean I assume I don't if you have a job
here or if you go to class
or if you're
like hello oh sorry
hey what are why are you following me
piss off
Dam she's got a [ __ ] mouth bro foul
language well I'm going
back you think I have a sharp tongue
wait where are you oh she [ __ ]
blocked
it okay
well guess we go
back the hell's happening to the
chairs
okay she mogged you got
mged okay what's happening in the cable
car wait let me fix my second mon okay
we're good what's in the cable
car what are you doing here who's
there another player I'm
[Music]
metaphone no but it's the only path I
have
press the button and get behind the
cannon the the cannon uhhuh you thought
you were just going to Walt right
through it you've got to clear this
monster slapping mini game hey let's go
get ready to blast yes sir I'm always
ready to [ __ ]
Blast how do I sit down how do I how do
i e e oh I got
it dude look at my aim bro Celestial
rank by the
way okay let's go right time to hit the
road okay do you have to reload no you
don't okay good shot good
shot
okay watch this flick watch this flick
all good next one next one nice head
shot next
one
[ __ ] okay I didn't know you could head
shot them all
good one day aim LS will sponsor me oh
[ __ ]
bro I was trying to be cool I was trying
to be cool it didn't work it did not
work
work dude he just ducked under my
shot
okay get him get him in the head bro
takes like three shots if it's not head
shot amazing I thank
you hey get out of here nice and
quick all right see you goodbye meop
phone you were nice by bye wait a second
you think I'm just going to scroll p ass
this [ __ ] metour he tour I don't know
what that says let's play it oh he tour
this looks like Doom what is
[Music]
this attention we must punish the Devils
you're up mea give them a severe
whipping but be careful they'll fight
back wait is this literally
Doom oh
[ __ ] oh my
okay um all right let's go well I to I
lost all my HP in the lava can I just
reset let me just reset let's just
reset all right let's
go dude I like the soundtrack I don't
know why it's so quiet
though look at this Oh I thought it was
like a spray gun it's you have to like
tap can I just okay can full disclosure
I uh I've never played Doom so I don't
know if you have to like run into them
or if you have to like kite you know
like I've never played this game but
it's all good I'm doing well so far I'm
doing
well
ah okay I think I need to kite I think I
need to backup I think I need
what the hell
is
okay what where am I
going can I make this jum nope you can't
well maybe you can but I
can't I'm
dead yo
yo yo yo chill chill on me Chill on me
I'm trying to heal up from the
kills okay let's
just I might have the worst movement in
in all of mankind bro okay I'll good all
good what's over here what's over
here let's go over here no that's a
spawn oh right click jumps I
see wait this where I came from where'
you come from where'd you go where' you
come from
cat nope yeah let's go over
here
um win oh that's one
okay
um okay well I won is that it that was
fun I think I made that seem a lot
harder than it was well I didn't get an
achievement though is there more to
do 19 out of 20 did I miss
something wait how do I I can't play it
again oh I just got an achievement
oh sorry I'm dumb okay I got an
achievement all right let's
go okay what's over
here wait a second is
that what is that oh I got teleported
here oh I see okay what's
[Music]
up I can sense you listen to
me I am a player yes what on Earth is
going on
here help me find find a what
the wait why are all the windows broken
find the pieces and assemble the picture
on the table
okay um there's an anime
figurine I don't know you played gacha
games oh I found one this still a bite
marker my
arm
okay
um what
the I'm going to keep looking at
you wait what what is
this okay you can break the clock that's
cool
um that probably mean something but too
dumb to figure it out give me
this I wanted to forget everything
once there you okay I broke every
mirror ruined the pictures but now
all I feel is Regret how stupid I was
everybody makes mistakes sure but what
do you
do when the consequences
catastropic I wish I could just turn
back time know wish I could turn back
Tom to the good old
days
hello you think something happens if I
keep looking at
this I don't think
so okay
um anything in here
no okay anything in uh these boxes nope
okay
save system file not found X
okay
um oh there's a piece right
here how many do I
need what is
this is a Time heal all wounds
wounds but what is time added character
to profile hey
and I beg you please speed up
time once in for
all bro go away
okay oh no no no no no no I don't like
this I don't like this I don't like
this oh okay that's where you okay um I
need one more I think
there's slippers can I grab these no
okay I don't know why I would ask that
uh
what
bro hello go away okay
whatever file found cool
oh that was a mirror oh
bet she's loved I was able to love too
wait wait let me listen to her let me
listen to her but my love's
different her love is
vibrant despicable burning
Relentless
envious Furious crazy
okay there's probably another piece
somewhere
um I don't know where where did I not
look I feel like I looked most places
um did I look in here I don't remember I
don't think
so I don't remember crouching
down walk up to her sagge I did you
can't hug her I tried
where is she hey you
okay bro I [ __ ] hate you I hate you
Chad I hate you I hate you I hate you
bro I hate you I hate you I hate you I
hate
you I hate you chat okay let's uh
I think that might be the last piece I
think that might be the last no it's not
okay we need one more piece one piece no
I don't know maybe it's more than one uh
let me not oh wait I don't like going in
this
what is this the same
room it looks like the same room it's
the same
room okay um
so where would the another piece be
there could be one I think I looked oh I
didn't look
here
okay I don't like what that just did but
it's okay uh there could be
one like behind
something
useless worthless nothing at all okay uh
there could be one maybe like
I'm sorry that you're trapped here okay
I I genuinely am I'll save
you oh here it has to be okay it's
not
bro do I have to [ __ ] make an
image oh maybe I have to oh it's me up
playing in the in the I see I see I
don't know if I have enough though but I
definitely have the
bottom like that and
then this goes there this goes like this
goes here and then this goes
there wait why is your face blurt out
I did
it and you use
glue oh I
see and why is your face blur out man
it's kind of messed
up oh my God I just noticed
something I've had my genin open in the
background the whole time and it's on
one volume so there's been like a very
faint oh my okay I just closed
[Laughter]
it sorry okay we're back we're back
sorry uh hey I fixed this picture of you
by the way do you want it
or what's
up am I supposed to give it to her last
time don't kill
me a drawing I remember now thank you
you're
welcome but my face
oh they don't have a face it's all
her she took a piece of
me threw it away she's strong and
clever I have no right to stop you
player Chad my dad's awake I hear him
look in the
wardrobe what's in the
wardrobe
oh can you stop first of all how did I
get here second of all can we stop with
these [ __ ]
dolls bro can we stop with these [ __ ]
dolls
I'm
dead bro bro stop of course you can open
the door now of course you can open a
door I'm stuck I'm stuck I literally
can't move oh it just killed
me wait what okay
[Music]
um run [ __ ] it hey goodbye goodbye hey
oh
[ __ ] I'm
dead but okay I want to like keep the if
I keep these guys and I walk I walk I
moon walk then they can't kill me but I
don't know if there's any behind me so
so like this is an experiment like I
might
die
goodbye okay lock in lock in I hate this
part bro I hate hate this
part go go go go run run I'm
dead there's a wall here I don't
remember which way to go I'm going to go
left and
Sprint go [ __ ] run
wait how did she catch up to me I was
sprinting bro I
was I'm dead okay you can't you can't
you have to look back you have to look
back okay you have to look back at least
a bit you have to look back a
bit oh can you stop the them from going
through the
wall okay okay I'm ready I'm ready so
you go here then you run but then at the
wall you [ __ ] watch 180 boom Oh my
God I almost
oh my I'm dead I thought that was a safe
spot I thought I could like hug the
cubby I thought I could hug the wall I
don't know what to do there I feel like
there's one in every
angle is there not one in every [ __ ]
angle like
everywhere everywhere I go there's a
dude
okay did they matching
up what
if I don't know if I can like
180 oh yeah that
one this one might be faster bro this
one's speed
running I don't think I make this
what if I run what if I run and I
spin
or
H do they only kill me when I look at
them I know there's probably an answer
in chat I don't want to
look cuz
let me try something let me try
something I know I'm going to die so get
ready what if I like stare at the wall
does it turn me okay it turns me around
cuz I was thinking if I like just
sprinted without looking at them like I
read I looked up yeah okay like if I
just like look down am I dead
wait but is that cuz it's in my losos
would it still turn me around if I do
this wait it
doesn't what
the is this cheating okay I died it's
not cheating it's not it doesn't work it
doesn't work well maybe it does but not
for her bro the red one is
op h
an
idea oh no it's
cooked I wanted to like what if I bait
that one over here no I
can't let me try this again [ __ ] it
I'm
cooked bro okay I know that there's a
zombie at the end of the right time
tunnel but I think you have to go there
I think you have
to yeah maybe I have to turn around I
don't know bro I don't know maybe I have
to turn around but like I don't want to
at least it's not like scary anymore
like it's just a game you get me like at
least it's not
scary um I think she's too close
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead
I'm maybe it like freezes them for like
a period of time you know maybe like
every time
I they kind of Hit the Nita like maybe I
like run and then like freeze I run
freeze I freeze freeze freeze freeze
freeze oh my
God I'm dead
I figured it out oh my God okay okay
okay you just have to like I get it
please no more mannequins please I love
this game no more mannequins that's
cool that's a [ __ ] salt shaker salt
shaker I don't know I don't know what
that is um she just wants to sleep saved
oh my God we got a checkpoint wait
sleepy me where are
she's just sleeping wait let me examine
the room first everything looks normal
everything looks
normal can I can I can I sleep too no
wait there's a
ducky
okay
okay hello hello ma me
ma wake
up
okay Ma
me okay I would more than happily let
her sleep but like we're about to die so
I kind of I kind of need
help I don't think she wakes
up
um is there anything else I can click
on I I can't click on anything
else okay what's over
here your normal room you have a picture
of you
sleeping what the [ __ ] is
this okay um no it's a trap no it's a
trap clever book what to do with all
that all these books
run okay well I trust her
um can I
leave but I can but I don't want
to what's over
here okay
pumpkins wait
what oh oh there's an order wait wait
wait the middle one lit up first it's a
puzzle
d d
DK D
DK DK dunk okay well it's the last one I
checked of
course then it's this one oh and then
this one
Cinema new clothes available bet [ __ ]
bet cool bet uh what's in here no okay
um cheese or hot dogs I don't know what
is this I a Massac i j Jam ass J
Massacre
okay okay that's cool can I pick up the
teddy bear no can I go back and see
sleepy Maita does she have any like
voice lines or is she just
sleepy hey
Ma
okay okay let's see what's over
here
um a lamp and a chair
okay as we press this
okay try to wake me
up I'll need someone's help here I hope
oh we need two of the I hope me here
doesn't bite I think she'll be
fine yo wake
up I need your
help
[Music]
oh who are you uh help me with the
[Music]
switches or give me a
coffee oh I actually just brewed myself
a
coffee come on it's not that far ma ma
okay she's gone I think we have to make
a yeah okay I know how to make coffee
though um so it's fine let's go to the
kitchen I'll make her a coffee I'll make
her a coffee um do you have a machine or
do I have to like okay you have like a a
thing okay we can boil water in
here
cool
okay I would make one for myself too but
all
good what am I wasting my time on dot
dot dot wait you didn't even ask her how
many sugars she wants and you just put
three cubes
in honestly she looks like the type to
want sweet CFE
coffee oh it's instant coffee I mean all
good there's a lot of
cans stir wait why don't you bring the
cubes of sugar and then you ask her as
you wake her up that's Riz bro take
notes um um what the [ __ ] is
this wait it's a
banana okay sorry I don't know why I was
hyped about a
banana okay um let's keep
going hey got you your
coffee
ma dude this shit's hot don't just hand
it to her in bed she's going to burn
herself wait she's kind of pretty
hello good
morning okay she's just
stretching
switches you say
yeah how come you know about
them though why do I even
ask considering
here there's no plenty
already just a
minute I need to sit down
and I don't know what to say but I need
to keep going keep following the path
ring is making for
me I do have her ring
[Music]
yeah so did she just sleep all day does
she have a job
or wait what did I just say that's right
so can you help me with the switches
sure I
will with the switches she's [ __ ]
sleeping in the
chair okay I've done that before not
going to lie ma come on oh let's
go uh all
right all right let's
go talk to take me to the the switches
oh hello wait what happens if I just
like
hello okay I'm
clipping okay
sorry you going
to
hello wait hello do I have to push
her
hello um can I hold her hand no can I
can I push her no can I bro
wait she follows me this
way does she need to brush her teeth I
don't understand what switches do you
need my help with
here what the [ __ ] it's
me
hello
um do you need to why why are we here
bro do you need to [ __ ] I don't know
get me out come
here why are you there bro she wouldn't
follow me
here but hello oh she does okay um you
want to go to the kitchen do you want
food wait there's a Rubik's Cube what
the
bro get up are you that sleepy
hello where you no no no come
here come here come here come here come
here come here hello
hello do hello do you want to come here
okay she wants to come here
apparently do you want something from
the kitchen or can we leave do you need
breakfast I can I can make you eggs uh I
can make you rice I can make you cereal
that's a good
dish all right nice the door lowkey hit
her but it's fine no no no no hey hey
Ma wake
up we're
there no stop stop stop stop stop come
here come here okay what
the okay me too
thank
you well I'll start the
countdown and we'll pull the switches
together
okay just keep
awake e pull
lever
wonderful thank you Meo yeah
yeah she was helpful I like this Ma you
might be second under uh cppy and crazy
Maita but we'll see we'll see we'll wait
till the end of the game okay I'm not
here to rank uh uh the masas I'm off to
sleep you want to go to bed I I can open
the door
for can I can I talk to her no okay okay
good
night okay you're just gonna all right
see you
um apples are painting why can I not
talk to her
no okay let's press the button get me
out of here please no more mannequins
we're having a good time nothing
happened then what's this button doing
here thought you like crazy me I do
wait NOP still nothing okay let me press
the button again no it didn't work wait
what I'm sure it did something but I
don't know what there's a TV
um maybe also to go back through the
door it looks like I am what the [ __ ] my
hands
are the blinding light was hitting my
eyes I couldn't move just wait until my
vision cleared bright summer sunlight
poured throughout through the familiar
Hall's
Windows after a moment the day faded a
little and I finally glanced around but
as soon as I shifted my seat a sharp
Pang in my gut made my heart race
practically pounding against my shirt
Nick oh I forgot I could input a it
something was definitely wrong was I
2D I'm in a 2d
version a dizzy almost suffocating
Darkness crept into my head and I
instinctively pressed my hands into my
lap trying to steady steady my breath my
chest felt tighter like it was squeezing
word after a few minutes my breathing
settled and I finally dared to think
about what to do next [ __ ] what do I do
now desperately trying to gather my
thoughts I strained my brain searching
for ideas until one came to me right I
should just go back to 3D get out of
bounds like everyone else used to glitch
in the game I can do that too I decided
to go beyond this 2D reality back into
3D I reached out trying to push my hand
through this into this 3D World what the
but nothing damn why isn't it
working and wait where's the ring oh
crap I stopped realizing this was
pointless the interface was intangible
like it really wasn't there my only
choice was to turn back to the living
room I'd have to find that ring no
matter what somehow I'd lost it or maybe
it was hidden somewhere in this flat
Dimension then with the just as I took a
step a cute little girl appeared out of
nowhere she flicked her short pigtails a
mischievous gleam in her eyes eyes
watching me from a few steps away I
could feel the excitement rolling off
her and it made me uneasy clearly with a
[ __ ] thing she is a Devil in Disguise
I thought I froze still not used to the
teleporting paranormal types she let out
a sigh and rolled her eyes that threw me
off and I finally decided I'd be the one
to start talking Maita she narrowed her
eyes in a challenge and her voice rang
out from all
directions well who else that who else
then have you seen many other girls like
me and with my name she was practically
toying with me acting as if I'd wrong
her somehow or owed her
something you wouldn't believe it if I
told you honestly I don't want to know
who you're poking around with what are
you even doing here you can't just barge
in here her voice was louder now and she
punctuated words by shaking her finger
at me balanced on that slender finger
was the ring the one that somehow
vanished from my hand
my jaw dropped her eyes
sparkled a glint of Triumph breaking
through her dark lashes isn't this what
you happened to lose here I swallowed
hard and tugged my collar feeling a knot
in my throat her bold voice combined
with her wild intensity sent a chill
through me I was sure of it now this
wasn't just some girl she was a force of
nature I took a deep breath and said H
I'd really app appreciate it if you
could give me the ring and and show me
the way out so this your little trinket
I was wondering what it was her voice
suddenly softened turning playful and
curious I felt like a weight had been
lifted off my shoulders the storm had
passed and now she seemed almost
flirtatious her demeanor shifted from
Fierce Panther to curious kitten I
blinked but in an instant the two di
dimensional Maita vanished leaving only
emptiness in her place hey I shouted
irritably
bedroom there she was cross-legged on
the bed in the Lotus position as if
she'd been waiting for me to finally
find her she opened her eyes looking
calmly at the wall for a moment then
with the agility of a circus acrobat she
bound it over to
me I've got it you want the ring weirdo
beat me at Tic TCT toe she grinned P
panting a bit tongue sticking out like a
dog I'm not going to imitate that her
cheeky tone and mischievous smirk were
in full effect I gave her shoulders a
slight nudge to put some space between
us look this really is important just
hand it over a lot depends on it I I
kept my voice steady and matter of fact
but I felt almost ridiculous talking to
her in such a measured way she seemed
Reckless almost to the point of Madness
and I could feel a strange humor
building in the air between us
don't touch me what's so important about
this ring anyway are you some kind of
ring obsessed weirdo love putting rings
on your
fingers she shot back louder than ever
her taunts even Bolder it's a magic ring
what more do I have to explain just give
it back to me you're a real ring
fanatic a magic ring ha she burst out
laughing the sound echoing around us I
glanced away feeling awkward as her
laughter grew more friendly almost come
on you weirdo let's play Tic-Tac-Toe
don't waste time making
excuses they do love games okay what am
I right fellas they do love games and
three sugars in their coffee I thought
to myself all right fine let's do this
you can start I'm feeling generous
today oh uh you start in the middle
that's just the Classic move bro I made
the move ah you gave yourself away I
know why you chose the X left and me
with the O's psychology the X's are all
about closure hiding stuff holding
Secrets you're nervous and I get it next
to someone dropped dead gorgeous as me
you think you just dropped that or did
you think the O's were just better for
me psychology says you're trying to
insult me sharp dude very
sharp okay let's go uh bottom right or
yeah bottom right
wait what am I doing I just I messed up
well I messed up I messed up I like this
I was supposed to go top right to or
like I actually know it's fine yeah I
was supposed to block one of her paths
it's fine I like this game those little
I'm letting my I'm letting her win I
like this game those little crosses they
think they can just take over everything
but here I get to ruin them and it's
like I'm some kind of hero what am I
saying something weird you're giving me
that look
got to go here while she just kept out
her loud commentary I okay it's
symbiotic it's it's sorry it's symbolic
like you're trying to avoid the ring but
it's not working clever aren't
you you want that ring don't you come on
win it from
me okay well uh I mean I think this
game's a tie but we'll go
here we played through the game with
each move she kept laughing and talking
my ears slowly up as the game neared its
end it was clear who would win but
Sly our game was interrupted by a loud
knock on the
door the banging grew
louder each hit feeling like it shook
the floor between dude this is like
surround sound the floor beneath us
finally the door burst
open wait you're 3D hello
hello H and rushed in Crazy Maita in her
usual I'm trying to read the text so if
there's like a larger than life form
stopping in the center of the room I
froze feeling myself go pale with shock
the 2D Maita looked genuinely frightened
yeah I can
tell crazy Maita shot us both uh sorry
shot us both I was
reading um I mean I I like Cy
like I grabbed my startled 2D friend's
hand and bolted towards the
exit the hall Twisted oddly as we
sprinted down a long Corridor the
pounding footsteps behind us driving us
forward yo this is cool I couldn't tell
how long we ran
the pounding in my ears from the panic
and strain blocked everything else out
I'm Not Looking Back by the way I'm
sprinting I barely noticed that toy
Maita was trying to talk to us was
trying to talk until she suddenly
slipped her hand free from mine no hey
calm down will you no one's chasing us
anymore oh wait hey calm down will you
no one's chasing us anymore
huh
okay the boldness had drained from her
face leaving her looking a bit sad
almost apologetic she stared at the
floor tracing little circles with her
toe Nick you wanted that ring right well
you beat me fair and square so here hey
that's kind of Riz she slid the ring
back onto my
hand well thanks shall we she glanced up
and smiled fidgeting a bit with her
fingers and said in an uncertain
tone where to I I don't really have
anywhere to go thanks for playing weirdo
come back sometime
I like TIY Maita she was as she spoke
something strange happened oh No Doctor
Strange by the the world around us
shifted folding back into the house
Toy's dialogue box flickered and started
displaying a phrase I couldn't recognize
cakes I can't stand them let's great
care bro don't do that you can't put a
scare in my subtitles
bro wait who are you
what I like her is this gamer
me oh my God it's me
hello hello I don't get
it where's the game
hello ruin the
route I I don't know I don't even know
how I'm here I need the
version I have to get back to the old
version somehow
[Music]
such a [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up bro she
called me a baka again [ __ ] my Baka
life what
the there'll be no friendship between us
please bro I'm a gamer too I've played
uh Elden ring Super Mario Odyssey genin
impact uh reading books destroying
glitches saved I need to get to the core
and stop
M I don't care about her not the first
not the hundredth but you're Maita
too
I'm yeah they ma on ma here okay so
you're
Mila yes I told you how slow can you
be dude she's going to call me a [ __ ]
gamer word I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry hey stop I'm sorry don't type
that word I'm sorry okay
uh where you going okay what's happening
over
here do you want to play
something hey sorry hello what the bro
what okay wait what is this oh
Cita wait do you think she shakes her
head
what the the [ __ ] was
that here we are standing around in
silence why are you silent I'm literally
gapping sorry I get I get
nervous she doesn't nod does she no
what the [ __ ] do carrots do
bro bro what are you what the [ __ ] are
you
doing books aren't helping much with
this but if I'm lucky maybe I'll finally
get to the bottom of it these endless
carrots popping up behind me are giving
me
wait there's carrots behind
you
okay she Frid she is's going to turn
orange
okay
um
hello why does she get so close to me
what it's the [ __ ] emoji
oh
done okay oh all
right wait I like
that um okay can we play anything let's
go to the kitchen let's go to the
kitchen no we can't
okay all right let's go over here I'd be
down to game honestly this mirror
doesn't work by the way I don't want to
leave but like there's nothing to
do all right whatever
okay maybe I won't leave let me let me
go back in I'll just I'm sorry I'll just
go
back do you think you'd find something
in there sorry sorry sorry
sorry what is
this how do I get
out there's supposed to be a way out of
here there's no way out well what
version is this
then I think I'm on the right version a
right track take a look around okay can
I talk to her though
hello is your eyesight
bad why do you need dude this like a
twitch CH obviously
[Music]
she oh it's just for style and my
eyesight's perfect thanks okay no but
it's like you dumb Chatters who come in
oh why are you wearing glasses I [ __ ]
wonder what about another name Mila why
not
M that's me or
Misa that's it okay sorry okay
sorry it's evening outside I like the
evening ell is when will night
fall wait yoru means
night
yes wait
cool I know Kuro is black and Nami is
water or some [ __ ] cuz there's
a okay I know like five
words question mark Cuz there's a skin
in valerant called kuron Nami oh Mizu is
water oh Nami is wave hey
I yo there's a glitch in your [ __ ]
kitchen explain that MEA
bro what the hell is
that my ring is shaking for some
reason what kind of ring an engagement
ring why is this so small no it was
given to me not it's not an engagement I
promise it's not what it looks like it I
promise given to
me okay um well I don't really have a
choice I kind of have to touch it I'm
sorry I I'll try my best not to blow up
your house what are these books by the
way what
the wait what just happened why did I
just knock over her books that was kind
of [ __ ]
up why did I do
that bro I'm not
[Music]
wait what the [ __ ]
she
just go look above the fridge honestly
I'm down for an Easter egg I would have
missed what's above the fridge if this
if you're getting me if Chad gets me
jump scared again I swear to God bro
there's
nothing wait there's a carrot here
a carrot wait where' it
[Music]
go why does she hate carrots
bro every time I see it teleports
somewhere else wait should I keep
looking for the
carrot wait I'm going to look for the
carrot I'm playing the carrot mini
game this is we're going to get the
carrot ending it's going to be great
wait what's this
oh
okay the bathroom switch actually
works nonsense let me go see any
carrots wait there's actually a lot of
stuff I can interact with I'm going to
I'm going to let me find the carrot
first let me find the carrot I found it
oh it's that carrot gone again born
again hey Queen oh
tried just ignore it I think it's some
kind of cosmic
joke I'm going to keep looking for them
but first let me click on all of these
what's this have you seen
Nature real butterflies like that like
that nobody have a book
somewhere even has little wings press in
itain
no it's a bit crook
and there's a
stain Ah that's better would you want to
see the real thing go on a walk in
nature cool maybe one day when we get
out of here what's on your computer just
got back from that flat
Dimension and now here we are
again I can't wait to get back to the
real world
real world
huh hey you can come with
me I think there has to be a way
back okay anything else I can interact
with
here bathroom is there a carrot in the
bathroom no there's not what is this
soap
is this so real or just another
[Music]
decoration what about the mirror why
doesn't it work mirror and no
reflection I see no Reflections here all
right no big deal not here to roast you
all good any carrot carrot carrot carrot
alert carrot
alert no dialogue okay just a carrot
okay wait let me see if the one
teleporter over here or
something hey no
carrot we're carrot
hunting uh what about this uh samurai
sword is that a toy
Katana not toy One Touch of this blade
and you'll
bleed I'm a skilled
swordsman I don't believe you
but all good uh what's this these
pictures are they real in other
versions yeah they exist but they're
almost too
intense I'm she even put the capital
L and these are they even
photos drawings why more than they
are I've seen a lot
ofas true I saw a lot of t- posing masas
too I respect
that [ __ ] those
meas why do you even read books
these there's the
Internet Internet it's full of
lies and I'd rather lie on the bed I B
holding a real book in my hands it's
only through them that I know much more
about this
world I'd rather the internet is full of
lies and I'd rather lie on my bed that's
an inspirational quote Oh a thoughtful
gentleman what do you need him for that
he's me you'll find out soon
enough just why are you always doing
this impression of him relax a little
she just roasted me
start all right what's over here is
there a carrot there has to be another
carrot there's no way that was the last
carrot I didn't get like a special
ending bro there has to be another
carrot
like I refuse for there not to be
another
carrot
hello did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot did I miss a
carrot did I miss a carrot
did I miss a
carrot oh
carrot how did you get there okay I got
another carrot
um there is none
here that was a big ass car I didn't
even click it just that was a big carrot
bro what the hell wait I just want to
make sure there's none behind me before
I go forward
make sure there's no carrot here okay I
think it's forward I'm
stuck hello um you think there's another
big carrot in the kitchen now I assume
they get
bigger bro come look at
this this is awesome this is [ __ ]
glorious come look at this
carrot oh it disappeared wait
what wait where' the car go imagine the
room is just Oh I thought that there was
going to be like a even bigger carrot in
the room wait where'd it
go wait what I just unlock the carrot oh
bet
okay okay cool plus one we found all the
carrots I can see why she's annoyed of
them okay let's progress uh I had a lot
I don't know if I'm leaving after this
but I did have a lot of fun with you and
I'm going to miss you if this teleports
me out it might not but I will miss you
okay
car let's see what
happens what the
that's a cross without getting hit I
guess or maybe I have to like wait let's
see what happens if I put it in the
middle
oh wait where am I aiming though don't
spoil chat I'm not reading chat let me
see ooh maybe I have to hit that while
going through all of them you get me you
get
me
[Music]
boom kind of Base
boosted I like the
base oh that was
easy
summer where did I just
go um there is no carrot I don't think
I'm in the same
house wait no there's still the guy
mewing wait it's the same house
maybe
hello oh sorry
sorry okay
sorry I'm sorry I thought you were done
I thought you were done I thought you
were done like I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm bro but what do you want me to do
bro it's locked okay I'll
okay bro I thought like where do you
want me to go I need to talk to like
what am I going to
do I was just I'm sorry I I I wasn't
trying to barge in I just yeah like why
were you there shower you could have
waited like I was looking for you I
didn't even hear it
uh
glitches there are
more what's
[Music]
that I'm assuming you handled the
glitches in the kitchen uh I mean I kind
of did good now you have my permission
to go into the bathroom oh thank you I
wasn't trying I promise I wasn't trying
to be weird like I literally I just I
just wanted to go and
when did I get
[Music]
there she told you yeah but the only
dialogue lines were happening there so
like what am I going to do leave okay
anyways what is
this oh you just I see
boom okay
put this in the middle it's like a ven
diagram you know
boom
boom boom I'm I'm I'm the puzzling
Master bro it's too easy for a guy like
me all
right surely she's not [ __ ] wait I
thought that was a carrot that's a ducky
that's kind of cute what are you up to
there's no way you're doing something
again like you could have wait waited 2
minutes for me it literally wasn't even
that long this is the lamp that jump
scared me earlier bro there's no way
you're already doing something
else wait Mila are you under the table
what are you doing under
the I'm you scared me
[Music]
again what do you
want have you seen any more glitches
why are you reading your book under the
table all right I'll look for it
myself yeah I got to
go I want to get out of this game
so strange
first you're yelling at me now you're
asking me to
stay I mean I don't have anywhere to be
we can read a bit sorry I have to keep
moving
oh I'm sorry I didn't have a
choice that's the second time I've heard
myself because of
you what are you reading what is that
there a heart on
it hey I'm sorry man I didn't have a
dialogue choice I wouldn't have said I
had to leave like I wouldn't have said
that like that wasn't
me I don't want to leave I hope this
doesn't make me leave like I want to
chill with her
oh
boom
what oh I see
oh I probably need this to be all balls
oh oh you have to organize the crystals
I get it okay give me the pyramid put it
here give me the pyramid give me the
pyramid give me the
pyramid give me the
pyramid um yeah I got
this that's
cool
pyramid ball Primo
Jam what the she's holding a
[ __ ] bro why does she look like I'm
about to get sliced up
hello okay
[Music]
you being
serious not
really no no no no no I'm impressed I'm
impressed bro this guy's
fumbling no it's just we're in a
game here with a snap of your fingers
anything's possible for
you oh
you
idiot it's not my fingers huh what do
you think I've been reading all those
books for is she a
coder I respect it I don't know why
we're being a dick sorry that was
impressive elain
character another
glitch there's also a carrot I got
it all right here here we go
again here we go
again what the hell oh I
see
okay that's kind of
cool I'm missing Sor I was trying not to
get hit
oh I
fumbled I
missed don't risk it bro don't risk it
just
chill good shot Nice Shot Nice
Shot Nice Shot I hit all of them
once I missed I missed
I
missed hit hit lock in one more
shot I
missed bro why isn't it going
straight got
him bro I wasn't going
straight all good what the [ __ ] is she
doing push-ups yeah but why are you
doing
it to kick your ass okay that's that's
kind of [ __ ] up
bro you're acting
weird okay about the punching thing I
wasn't
serious and I'm not weird I'm
unique I want to be different from
everyone else is possible that's a good
line I'm unique I respect that trust me
you're already plenty
different I
know look what I can do
[Music]
now I know it's a game but this is
ridiculously
unrealistic yo this guy's a hater bro
she's CRA
[Music]
oh
okay boom this happens
she call me a baka again try to leave
the house dude I don't want to leave the
house can I not can I like play a game
dud we didn't even she's like gamer me
we haven't played anything sorry Mila my
bad
sorry can we read a book or
something
no okay I guess I'll try to leave sagge
check bathroom light before
leaving okay fine
that's a
fish oh yeah wait she said the bathroom
light worked I'm stupid and
forgot it's still light in
here
okay why did you do that
okay all right goodbye it was fun I'm
going to miss you hope I can visit again
sometime but uh I got to
go I got to
go keep spamming why you guys tell me to
keep spam
this is new no it's
not one guy you think something happens
if I keep
spamming oh wait what's happening to the
door oh no she just came in probably
that sounded weird I thought I was like
thought somethingone was going to kill
me okay goodbye goodbye goodbye sorry
going to miss you going to miss you uh
good yeah let me not do that let me what
if I just stayed here and read books
with you what if I just stayed here and
we did it mil what a creepy hallway are
you actually going in there I mean you
can come with me
yeah I'm I'm Boku no
hero sorry I mean to it's fine mil I can
move on
now look I know you need to go but can't
you stay
here just a little
longer wait crazy isn't the patient
type yeah I hait her too oh
I hate her I hate her wait then why do
you have a doll of her I mean I'll
get or a statue
rather no no don't
[Music]
cry can we just bring her with us yo
we'll fix you I understand how you feel
Mila you want me to come back
afterward if I can [ __ ]
I will it's just a little while
longer D that's [ __ ] up bro yo read a
book with her okay mil I I okay I got to
go like I mean I would stay but I
actually can't but uh I'll come back
after I promise okay I beat the game oh
wait there's a carrot I can't get the
carrot okay I I beat there's a there I I
beat the game I'll come back I promise
okay I promise after I beat the game I I
run
run okay this is anticlimactic I'm sorry
I'm going to miss you I'm sorry I'm
sorry I can't go back it's
[ __ ] well
here goes
nothing run and hide oh
God oh my God it's my wife wait that's
mil oh no it's crazy
maum wait did she no I'm dead
wait did she [ __ ] chainsaw MAA in
half is that what I [ __ ]
wait
no bro why did we leave
her why did you literally could have
held her hand and ran with her you could
have [ __ ] held her hand and ran right
right right right right
jump I won't make a bad decision this
whole time watch Open
Door stay on the right
jump it's left this time it's
left I got
it well here goes
nothing hey que
hello me
okay me where'd you
go
okay this place is
pretty oh she is hey Maita hey Queen
you're looking gorgeous today why do you
have two
[Music]
knives what did you do
[Music]
to your ability to
ask what if there's something wrong with
you
[Music]
wait I get a
skin Oh My Skin oh [ __ ] take a look
which one catches your eye the right one
or the left
one left it's left for
sure oh you're so
silly going to pull up like two guns
oh okay I
agree I barely hear
it I barely hear it while the t is
playing you can move but when the Music
Stops don't move wait wait wait wait bro
it has I need to turn this
up bro my volume's maxed
my volume's at 100 uh I'm going to turn
it up on my
end [ __ ]
it one second sorry uh
mixer I turned up a bit oh does it get
louder maybe it gets louder whatever I
turned up I barely turned up stop moving
or you're dead it's simple get to the
end bro I played squid game in real life
and I I won the mini game but I was the
last want to make it but I was still
alive slow the turtle
often wins the race against
the against the against the
hair okay
a perfect little specimen okay I don't
know why you're calling me that
but okay you're going to kill me though
if not I mean if not I'm
down here's the next one I'm going to
close my eyes and when I open
them you better be
gone got
it see you I'll punish
you that was not what I had in
mind she [ __ ] threw a
B I don't know bro she said
she I didn't think punish me might throw
a bomb at me I was curious I just wanted
to see where the what would happen
happened [ __ ]
[ __ ] okay
okay oh sorry I'll oh
[ __ ] okay okay I won't move I won't move
sorry I was like I was all
good you can open your eyes I'll just
wait
are you dumb bro I was all tapped at the
start I have to like catch up I'm good
now no
[ __ ] please please please ah
okay good
good I felt like that one was going to
be short you know I felt it boom run run
run no okay I got
it send it send it send it GG
we made
it it's going to get harder oh way
harder hide run
spin God damn you to hell
oh okay you she could just blow up the
whole thing she could just blow up
the am I dead no I'm not wait what
the what if I go over here I know I'm
not supposed to go here but like what if
what if I did like what if I go the
wrong
way I can't Crouch it's not letting
me okay
um hey Ma I miss you I fell okay like I
wasn't what
the what was that what was that bro
[Music]
bro I'm
home 0.5
old version Look Around okay the
textures aren't fully rendered but like
that's okay uh it's just a beta I guess
Alpha maybe like me like
me what the [ __ ] is
that what the [ __ ] is that
what the hell is that
hey uh I'm I'm assuming you're some
Maita um I'm probably going to die but
like let's talk
maybe it looks like you're going to bite
my face off I'm going to try to talk to
you hey hey hey hey don't kill why is
her eyes so HD bro hey hello she's m
wait she's just
Mee okay all right
cool all right I'm just going to I'm
just going to go here okay I'm just
going to check
out
hey okay let me not turn around um
it's my teddy let's play I want my teddy
I lost
him find
him find the
teddy okay
um I'm sorry I'll try to find your
teddy well he's not
here if I turn around I'm dead I think
nope I'm not
okay well the Teddy's not here I need a
baseball bat to kill those things we've
seen them
before um hey Queen I don't know where
your teddy
is I thought the teddy bear we've seen
the teddy bear before I thought it was
in the bedroom was it not like on a
little table what the [ __ ] wrong with
her head
bro can I go in
there I mean I'm going to try it please
don't kill me
okay I don't think I'm supposed to go in
there
um let me I don't think she's following
me so I can actually look
around uh my heart is racing it is 6:00
a.m. I'm just going to look everywhere
okay I'm just going to look everywhere I
don't see a Teddy I assume it's going to
be maybe in purple maybe it's not
loaded um it's probably somewhere in
here what happens if I walk up to those
things do I just die they're kind of
disgusting I don't like looking at them
um I'm I'm going to I'm going to go over
here okay no I
can't feel like I'm going to die
bro bro they're not
there's no way it's not here
like oh oh my God I see it it's on the
[ __ ] floor I thought it was like a
big one sitting sitting cuz in the in
the previous
one okay I'll shut up bro I'm
sorry honestly outside of the head thing
she's kind of cute but
hey what are you looking
at uh who are
you a
ma three best the bestest ma the first
meta
oh she's like beta meta Alpha
meta um why do you look like that that's
kind of [ __ ] up to ask
there's a hey Maita there's
a never mind who what was ma doing here
you are beautiful by the way you are
beautiful by the way that was a [ __ ]
up question she'll take me away she will
live in a new
world my Maita invited me she will take
me away and I and we will and we will
play It's You hey
let's
play I'll show you how yo what
the bro bro I had more question I'm dead
I'm dead I'm
dead Which Way [ __ ] oh oh what's
wrong yeah yeah yeah what's wrong oh oh
oh oh goodbye goodbye
goodbye wait I think I could have
clicked on
that I got an
achievement where am I oh I'm
dead bro what maybe I go in the
fridge no I can't there's no way you go
in the fridge bro
maybe I go through that
door oh I can what the hell
hey hey oh wait it's the good one
oh hey hey I missed you it's been like a
month how you doing talk to Maita
me hey hey
um where have you been all this
time I've been searching for a way to
get you to the
core miss
you um I guess but how did you set the
Rings route
why did I end up in a buggy version r
with danger I escaped only by jumping
into the endless
Darkness sorry I forgot to tell you in
detail you need to do yeah that would
have
helped thank
you uh why does crazy MAA need
me she pulled me into the her dangerous
game yet I'm still
alive I mean why would you want to run
away
anyways okay let's focus on what's
important how does the ring work is it
because of the Ring I was forced to take
such a long path to the
core is there any advantage to the ring
at all
wait can I go spend time with Cappy how
did you uh get
here not all mitas can do that I've seen
some that
can't and they're obviously
suffering no
crazy
ma yeah it's her for
sure who is that Ma just now that's ugly
ma she's not ugly oh wait I mean she
kind of
is it's not her
fault yeah I've
noticed I don't think she's ugly there
just her head like her neck has like a
little problem but wait let me just wait
before
leaving I'm so carrot pilled I thought
that was a big carrot like when I was
like that all right we can leave is that
the
core okay we don't need special
permission I guess we could just walk up
you want to come with me Queen hey oh
she doesn't have permission
true
hello okay
[Music]
what
[Music]
the okay let me
wait let me uh find the password
um let me find the password
um hello do you know it no okay
sorry
[Music]
um wait she's kind of
cool okay do you want to talk hello
okay does she turn
[Music]
around okay uh okay I have to figure out
the password I could just try let me let
me see if you just click all of them but
I don't think I mean there's probably a
password
[Music]
somewhere maybe you
like let me see maybe it's
like oh no it's only three we need to
enter a code okay I thought you had to
like okay how do I know it well there's
three right there but I don't know if
that
hey um
[Music]
don't spoil the chat just type glor or
something I have to figure this out
myself uh okay this is like players I
guess process and
action okay I don't think it's here
[Music]
watch this watch this I figured it
[Music]
out okay okay I actually don't know okay
let me wait what if it's just that bro
what if it's just that what if it's beep
beep like like
me you get me
like okay I got it let me lock in let me
lock in okay um so there's probably like
a code somewhere you
know anything over
here this looks like uh helpful
information these have like three lines
on the
edges okay nothing there what about
here at least
[Music]
[Music]
IA how do I leave I can't leave well
let's just try something what if it's
like the edges in the middle
[Music]
okay I'll figure it out I'll figure it
out there's probably it's probably rid
somewhere bro unless it's just wait it
just changed no it was always that
um
hello
[Music]
uh wait what is
this
[Music]
okay I feel like the only hint we have
is that so maybe it is that b beep and
then bottom right B and then bottom
right bro b beep and then bottom right
doesn't even make sense maybe this
is this doesn't make
[Music]
sense okay let me cook let me
c there's two red TVs could there be a
third
one or maybe like all the TVs form the
pattern red red
red no but that one's
red
Hello
[Music]
um how
many could it be the
TVs I feel like I'm over complicating it
there's
[Music]
like but what if like what if the red
TVs are the ones you're supposed to
light up you get me like it's
[Music]
lit this has to be bait there's no way
they want me to solve this
[ __ ] no
um
um oh
[Music]
my it's just rid bro
what I didn't see it okay wait so Edge
thing and
thing but I forgot
already bro what how did did you guys
see that [ __ ] what the
[ __ ] programs
oh
uh virtual device
manager bro what the hell
um virtual device manager server unit
that's probably not it main processor
monitoring that's probably not it okay
wait let me get it like as if I'm in the
game right I'm in the game what do I
want to do
[Music]
um probably system
restore Advanced functions delete object
yeah oh kill the ma nope okay
sorry like the wrong one
no system restore troubleshooting
antivirus
no virtual device
manager Advanced
system restart character
[Music]
I trust you with my
life okay and what
index oh she doesn't
[Music]
know
um well
wasn't there an index number when we
were like scanning things was like 136
or maybe that was a version like 1.36 or
1.34 I don't know I need the index let
me guess you don't
know does an
index so you won't just restart an
entire
version that cause utter
man I didn't think of
that oh hey um many people you know I
ran into a bunch of mini people on the
way what are
they the chibi
ones
here
okay we meet the can summon them wait
really
how watch
this what
the this one's cute
though uh what's the matter
she's still
spinning okay what a shame what if we
attack crazy Maita you said that any
Maita resets the factory settings on
death what if
we just killed her wait real actually
what we just killed
her she does a chance on a
knife one
second
okay is there a way to find
it what are you
doing some bugs are RO with information
what's the
[Music]
matter sit down on the sofa and wait for
me wait can I follow
her okay sorry I'll sit down
okay it's just me and the spinny ma the
chibi much time has passed better try to
find mea oh
no oh I don't like this bro I don't like
this [ __ ] Bro oh no there's no hallway
anymore no no man
no look
around what's this wait
1.9 oh no the devs patched it bro you
could have just tried every version
reset all of them number one number two
number three number four just do all of
them from 0 0 to 1 Point whatever
999 just reset all of them who
cares they don't die they get reset no
it'll be fine maybe I don't know I don't
want to reset cppy
though okay nothing
here uh
um did we let the good Maita just oh no
bro why did we do this
[ __ ] why don't we go with her like why
not what the
[ __ ] I am playing a game within a game
bro I'm playing a game within a game
wait why can't they go in
here what oh I'm not there I'm
stupid uh wasn't I
here I'm dumb I'm I'm I I I'm dumb I was
here sorry sorry
my hey man
[Music]
hey me
too me too can they just like snip her
neck and then
[Music]
[Music]
hey you wouldn't throw me away
right I like
you what's wrong with you how did you
become like this
[Music]
I think you're perfect Crazy M I don't
think you're crazy at
[Music]
all
[Music]
for um I
don't no you've been great
[Music]
I don't think you have a single good
cell in you why did you say that
bro why are you so mad you killed Mila
and now you want to kill
me to be fair that was on us we did kind
of
[Music]
Escape what are you so offended about
you don't have a cool cap to be fair
[Music]
it's not going to happen I'm getting out
of
here this is why you'd all be dead
chat you can't comply we have
Cav very
oh I just lied oh my God she's going to
kill
me but I do think she's like
she's I knew she was going to say that
but like but like but like
[Music]
bro why would I agree now all of a
sudden hey oh
don't do that [ __ ] bro don't do that
[ __ ]
[Music]
[Music]
bro can you grab the bat while she was
day
one did I mess up by
lying go about your
day the who's
that okay let me change all right uh
I'll have some cup
noodle or wait what what what brand is
that actually nude noodles okay I'll
have some nude hey looking good looking
good damn got a fresh shirt on okay I
can't leave my room uh oh I need pants
no wait I need to sit okay turn on
computer we
gaming we gaming
pick up
Ramen I'm not even watching anything
you're going to eat with no YouTube
what's wrong with you what's wrong with
you okay well we ate with no YouTube uh
d s w a s w a s a w s a d s a s d a s w
s w d s d a
what
the
um
okay carrot
drop axis y click
click do the wait the [ __ ] is happening
what
oh now
what
oh I see I
see
click click click
easy I don't know what the [ __ ] that was
all good okay what else do I do with my
day wait that's it that was my whole day
I just [ __ ] gamed I clicked like two
things and I'm going to bed wait no
never
mind what are we
doing wait
what the [ __ ] maybe I just went to brush
my teeth or
something dude low key I I think I woke
up this morning I uh did some YouTube
stuff I I planned what I'm going to do
for next patch I wrote on a notepad pen
and paper it usually would have been on
the computer though then I played a bit
of Marvel Rivals then I went to bed
napped woke up started stream started
gaming again I'm going to end stream and
go to bed so I'm basically this
guy go to
sleep day two wake
up sit up let's have a good day stand up
okay um let's go brush our teeth or
something maybe never okay we're back uh
let me put my shirt on pants all right
ooh cup
noodle nice uh let me maybe sit down
maybe put a YouTube video on this time
maybe put a YouTube video on this
time let me guess same thing as
yesterday watching a twitch streamer
while I eat my cup Ramen and
procrastinate my sa WS s a s w s a s w a
s d s d s WS a
okay let's do this this this this
this click
click
click click
click is that it wait it's not night
time yet we still have time what are we
doing never mind it's night time let me
guess same thing for day
three wake up sit
up the worst part is when you say you're
going to have a productive day and then
you do
this yeah me every day okay we're
dressed uh let's have some more Ramen I
actually had Ramen today add bulldock
though which is like spicier it's pretty
good it's pretty good I mean I can't
complain I think ramen's
good pick up
Ramen w a w d s w d a d s do I have to
do something different to like break the
cycle we'll see don't spoil but what if
I like mess it up you
know no okay boom boom Can I exit
no okay this snake dude it's a snake
game can I play Snake no
okay what am I
doing
okay bro let me play Snake
it won't let
me I have a wife or is
that I don't know what that maybe that's
just a random person but it looks like I
have a wife how to finally unlearn
programming I
can't uh self motivation work okay I do
have a post it like that stages of sleep
deep
sleep calories protein zero fat zero
carb zero hey good macros your M your
mom
for real
son does that say
fortnite
Okay
[Applause]
um geov
warp what's what's that behind the lamp
I can't see
it so it looks like 2D me but I assume
it's some girl maybe
sister f
okay can I do anything at
night guess
not same thing again Queen same thing
again Queen day
four sit up
right well day four let's do the same
thing uh today I might have a different
flavor of
ramen pick up
Ramen did you know the Jeff he lost he
told me he lost like a bunch of weight
well he did recently and hey congrats to
him you know what he told me when he
started it he's like I'm just going to
only buy cup like Ramen and then just
eat one pack of ramen a day and then
that's it and I'm like bro
why are you why are you this way hey it
worked though but I mean maybe don't
starve yourself maybe you know you could
have like some protein but I
mean I think you had more than one ramen
but still anyways um okay what's over
here also he wouldn't get the good ramen
I'm like bro you're a [ __ ]
billionaire streamer at least you can
buy like the $2 Ramen instead of the $1
Ramen he's like no I need the worst
Ramen but it's okay I respect
them
um I have cup noodle in my house too and
in Costco there's like a 50 pack of the
it was like some kimchi flavored like I
think Nong shim but if I'm if I'm going
to pick if I'm going to pick I'm going
to be honest bulldock and um samyang I
think the samyang the red or black ones
I like those a lot too um indomi as well
that's not exactly Ramen but indomi is
great uh I do have that in my house as
well I think that's
it all right go to
sleep wake up same thing again Queen
okay anything in the
mirror looks the
same same thing again I feel like
there's something I have to do but like
don't tell Me Maybe if it doesn't change
within if nothing happens within a week
I'll uh I'll figure it out okay pick up
Ramen it's making me
hungry brain Maita me core using neuron
neuron brain
Maita that's weird why is it getting
wait it's getting faster there's getting
less things to do wait a
second wait a second
I feel like uh this might be the last
day or maybe tomorrow is the last
day well I want to read it again I feel
like okay uh okay change our
pajamas
sleep
zero this doesn't SC scar me I've been
doing it for 20
years 300 rookie numbers okay this is
getting
pretty okay well there goes a th000 days
of my life which is like 2 and 1/2 to 3
years let's keep going
hey here here's the four years what's
over
here um G some
Ramen do I get to play
again dude replace this with like
replace the fake mini games we're
playing with like League of
Legends where's the
LIE maybe it's a meta commentary it's
trying to get us to quit well I don't
play league but it's trying to get you
to quit
you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ]
[ __ ] you [ __ ]
[ __ ] bro I was I saw the hello
program and I like I locked in oh
my that got me that actually might have
got me the most out of all of
them bro
stop stop stop bro I don't want to play
anymore what the [ __ ] was
that read the
dialogue what troubles your stubbornness
can
cause wait no this is
old why do you want to run away from me
this so-called real world just an absurd
nightmare have you forgotten then take a
closer look
stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop
um dude that scared the [ __ ] out of me
bro oh the chair's over here that
actually oh my God that got me
bro this looks like a
vtuber
oh I can play Snake
wait I'm locked in bro I play this [ __ ]
all the
[Applause]
[Applause]
time what do you think uh what score do
you think they want us to
get let me not grief here oh it's Auto
going I thought it wasn't going
automatically but it was just going
really
slowly yeah it moves just really slowly
I thought I was manually controlling
it you just make it go faster I
see let me at least get a bit higher let
me at least get a bit higher of a score
what the
hello wait can I go through
walls oh I'm
[ __ ] all good um screw
[Laughter]
but it lets me play Snake that's kind of
lit okay sorry
hello
hello wait
what we really need to go to the store
and get some new equipment might as well
throw out the trash while we're at it
no
okay the summer gets hotter every year
time to get air conditioning I won't be
needing you anymore do you realize that
fan the world outside is green and
vibrant perhaps are for a walk next
weekend next
weekend this guy's talking like me
bro I think I slept but the dream I
can't remember that I have a dream yeah
that happens
hello oh I can move him what the yo get
the hell out of here bro get the hell
out of
here why does he have his grippers
out
um go over here maybe maybe uh I mean I
can't really click on
much oh wait I can click on this it's
like a hand icon wait why is there a I
don't know okay let me just try this
again maybe if I click it
enough beep
oh
hey I we meet again how do you feel
about these dreadfully tedious days with
these four walls those endless days
don't you get bored
I prefer to do my own things do you like
that life do you even leave the house
don't even think about lying I know
you're sick of your life you're like a
bird in a cage a hamster on a wheel you
wanted someone to come to your rescue
you wanted to escape didn't
you I don't want to be Shackled In a
digital prison your ideas are absurd
you're a monster mea you're an insane
murderer well that's a bit harsh your
world is absurd and what's worse it's
even going lower drowning in
escapism either way there'll be nothing
left of it soon anyway
and nor will there be of
you you lead a never-ending reign of
terror I can't wrap my head around your
wicked ambition the meas suffer they
don't want to be alone you're all wrong
they're merely imitating my willfulness
the only thing they have that is their
own is their hair don't make me see you
as another slave of reality just be mine
truly
mine bro
yo yo I'm
streaming what
the bro what the hell I
just where the hell am
I um I'm back here wait last time it
was oh
oh wait are you telling me we literally
just got impatient or she would have
came
back wait but has it been like 3
years editor POV bro my editors are not
in
a
okay crazy I think she's busy with a new
player so hopefully she's too busy to
mind us
okay can I get out thank you m wait for
me what happens if I go up I want to try
to like explore the place I'm not
supposed to go to before I like progress
you know
you know maybe it's none of my
business bro chill chill I'm
coming for foreign
speech fore
wait why did I go
here wait could I not have just stayed
downstairs I
thought what the [ __ ] is happening I
didn't even get the I didn't even get
the
I didn't even get to like do anything I
I I wanted to explore downstair bro I
hate there's nothing I okay okay when
I'm trying when I think there's like a
main story path okay and then I do all
the other stuff before I go to the main
one I try to do that so I don't miss out
but when I go and do the little other
stuff that I think is just like a little
sub Quest and then it does like a big
thing I'm like no [ __ ] let me go
back oh she's
back don't you remember
anything at least she's alive okay okay
at she got reset but wait but is this
the bad like did I just lose what the
bro let me go oh my God oh my God oh my
God oh my what's going
on what am I supposed to do
now I won't be able to escape like even
if this is what I was supposed to do I
wish I explored it more but I thought
this was just like exploring you
know I'm used to my choices not
mattering take ring
not a clue what it
is oh that's her index wait you're the
goat thank you so
much pat pat we must get back to the
core and you perhaps you ought to come
with
me hey don't me your yeah yeah yeah come
with me come with me I don't know how to
get to the core though
oh never mind I know how to get to the
court okay we're
here hey wait
here
okay
okay hello what the [ __ ] it's dead oh no
it's just waking up
okay um start the application confirm
login oh I don't remember
this did I get it
[ __ ] um okay I was close it was down one
it was down
one it was down one bro it was down one
why would I remember that so it was this
one this one this one
okay so system restore no wait Advanced
function no
wait wait what is uh quadrangle and get
flash drive is new that wasn't there
before added character profile
yes wait wait what's
quadrangle what
the oh
I just have to
dodge oh I get you have to break the
blocks okay I got it I got it I got it
let's go let's go let's go lock in I'm
ready two hands on my
keyboard I'm locked in we're going to
we're going to we're going to get the
achievement
it's
faster I got
this one more try one more try one more
try
I need to get
46 you must
[ __ ] bro I I I didn't know that
one stalled now I know you have to die
to that to learn it stalled so you can
cross you can cross the river you can
cross it but you have to wait I get it
now
I got
it
you controls don't make sense controls
don't make sense oh I'm the
goat what no no [ __ ] you bro no no no no
no I'm I'm out I'm out I'm out I'm out
okay what the hell
um troubleshooting
nope
restart uh I don't remember I mean the
the delete object no the display oh my
god um Advanced restart uh version Oh my
god um
was it not restart a charact oh restart
character yeah yeah yeah okay version 0
point he's so close D I'm not going to
go back and do it bro okay 098 I know I
can though I know I can should I maybe I
should 5 six 7
7 Z 9
8 confirm reboot use level lever
what
[Music]
[Music]
the
[Music]
there's I can't use the lever like I'm
clicking is there like a real lever I
have to use
[Music]
bro
okay it's a robot buddy chill it's a
robot um
[Music]
process is running
restarting okay I mean it's just taking
like a year but all
[Music]
[Music]
good hello did I miss something
why is it taking so
long maybe I have to talk to her I mean
I might just die but like what other
choice do I have hey
okay oh [ __ ] that was a close
call so did we do
it wait pause CH I think we might have
done it
ma
hello that's the bathroom
Maita
hello
[Music]
ma hello
[Music]
I want to leave this
place try the door good luck with
that let me let me just see if there's
something in your stove okay cuz I
didn't get to check that earlier okay
there's nothing sorry sorry can I talk
to you she's sipping
hello okay
um what the [ __ ] hello your door hello
your door
doesn't you [ __ ] you
dude I'm not afraid of women
[Music]
she I'm gonna [ __ ] my heart
levels head to your basement to the
basement enter your ID
in the basement that
way why does your door not
work I don't think she remembers
anything did we do it did we reboot her
then all I have to do is get out of this
damn
game what the [ __ ] is this
okay oh I guess this is where she
watches us I see and
then okay that's
cool I didn't get to explore this so I I
kind of just triggered
something
okay all
right ID uh I remember my ID
probably don't uh wait wait wait wait
where the [ __ ] my ID bro
um um Ma you got my ID or no
cuz why are the lights
off oh never mind it's all
good I mean maybe I could find it
downstairs but M wait oh hey uh do you
remember my ID no
hello she's not nodding her head
okay all right all
good okay goodbye I guess it's
downstairs or like in my
backpack I have a name name tag no okay
ID
misac bbra
Hugh longer Nick that's
me
okay
9444 how do I
oh okay
uh reset 9 444
leave this
world um
how should I go upstairs I'll go
upstairs
sorry I heard like a sound
I'm still dude I'm still on edge man
I've been jump scared too many times I
don't trust this
[ __ ]
goodbye send
it am I
outside it loads
[Music]
genin why am I flashbanged is this the
real world I want to go back
in
[Music]
oh wait uh
that was
nice what are you talking
about what
wait didn't you didn't I reset you how
how do you remember
[Music]
that
[Music]
yo no I really rebooted you I'm sure of
it did
[Music]
we why are you like this what's wrong
with
you yo
[Music]
they're not the problem you're the one
who shouldn't
exist what the hell
wait so did a robot just like Smurf into
a bunch of different meas and trick
[Music]
us my name is Nick bro it's not that
okay well that feels like a loss I'm
back at my [ __ ] gaming station
bro I don't want delete
game well I would have delete the game
dude I miss Cappy go
back am I free
I I actually can't even leave my house
I'm moving slower and slower I feel like
I'm about to collapse I can't even okay
well I'm one FPS
I'm wait this is the
intro screen
wait we got
[Music]
cooked wait that was kind of
good were there wait were there other
endings you lost
what this guy's name is
fear
[Music]
gigachad there were other endings
worst
ending
what okay can I be honest I like I'm not
used to my choices mattering so I was
kind of I was kind of goofing around
like I didn't
expect wait where did I go wrong we can
watch the other endings but where do we
go wrong don't check the closet okay if
I don't check the closet I probably just
live a life with her no didn't see the
safe that's the second ending you just
stay with her yeah but that's cringe
okay wait let me get the other one wait
first of
all ghostly
Maita core
Maita that's my goat wait why don't I
have the other ones
closeth what the
[ __ ] a vampire me
what you just [ __ ] shot me well I
want to see the other ending though go
back to the basement and open the
safe wait no I didn't mean
to unlock peaceful mode wait how do you
get that just stay with
[Music]
her okay
opinion this game was so was really fun
but I also can't do horror so it [ __ ]
me
[Music]
up okay I'm staying with her whatever
it's 7:30 a.m. by the way you guys said
this game would take like half the time
it took all
good also I still didn't look at the
oven
[Music]
it was you you just strolled around yes
sorry I wanted to talk to my [ __ ]
girlfriend all right
phone e
e what if this is a metaphor for
like life like you just downloaded like
the newest hit game right and now like
you get sucked
in hello vampire me is kind of cool
what's your name
uh [ __ ]
well how many letters can you
be cppy
fan can I put a number
no I want to put like a
five I don't
okay so help her Tidy
Up Wait so what happen do I do I lose if
I check the oven I want to check the
oven
[Music]
it's fine I didn't check it in my normal
playthrough can I just load to a bit
further
in
[Music]
whatever I'm cutting [ __ ]
carrots I'm cutting potatoes
[Music]
wait so you tell me in that ending we
just never play the game
[Music]
again kind of it's kind of
unsatisfactory what did she
[Music]
want cartridges aware
[Music]
okay
of have 16 what is this okay
boom uh boom boom boom boom boom I'm
goated buy a small
TV okay
[Music]
she already checked in the oven
okay got
it I can help you move the
[Music]
Wardrobe holy [ __ ] I got a gift
hello
where am
I never been here
before don't check
that I remember this [ __ ] wait
[Music]
this uh yeah I won't check the vent
where are the nail nails though I
remember I had to like turn some [ __ ]
on oh was just this never
mind wait no it's not I'm
cooked
oh put OB on the scanner okay I need a
scrunchie I need a
spoon and I need
a
pen I can't grab a pencil I'll
good spoon
dude that last jump scare got me I'm
still [ __ ] traumatized where's the
[Music]
pencil that was pretty well done though
they but it it it got me
good ready to run okay what now bro run
then just [ __ ] run
run
loading oh I forgot I was supposed to go
in there I thought she was going to
spawn I forgot
I'm not doing it all over we're just
getting another we're getting the ending
that we can get peaceful mode so we're
going to be M's simp we're going to be a
good
boy wait I I didn't read what I was
supposed to
do um
play a console game give the sauce a try
avoid looking in the vent collect the
refrigerator magnets okay it tells you
what to
do
um okay let's go get the magnets but why
are the lights off
bro can I turn them on from
here oh yeah yeah I remember lol uh
that didn't do
[ __ ] oh wait it did
okay I can't grab
them oh yeah I need the batteries okay
okay I remember I'm not cooked I promise
why are her eyes red all good I remember
I remember now I remember uh there's
like one in a drawer or some [ __ ] you
know there's like one like like in a
drawer don't you see
me oh yeah doesn't some [ __ ] happen when
I turn around oh
god oh no not this again bro just put
the jump scare in the bag bro just put
the jump scare in the bag just put it in
the bag
want to play I'm good
bro oh I got
it bro I don't have time for this [ __ ]
okay
I'm okay let me grab this can I do this
nope okay all good
give me
this I saw some [ __ ] all good I mean
I've already played the game so like
that should be normal to me you
know wait where's the last battery who
are you I don't know who are you
fridge oh
yeah I got
it no the
magnets I got them I love
you
nice okay going to mind my own
business I think last time I was too
spooked to notice the
magnets okay let me put the batteries in
the in the in the
server
boom that's one that's
twoa that is
three and that's four going to have to
lock in
soon all right where's Meo start the
machine
where's my wife
hello hello
hello hello
you in the bathroom no oh
hello that's cool
[Music]
together at
last okay I need
to
okay go to the
kitchen can I play a console game with
her now
oh that's cute cool juice
what
the
sure okay thank
you thanks for the juice appreciate
it all right let me go
um um I for what I was supposed to do oh
yeah I try the sauce yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah I mean I did last
time oh yeah you're right I need to cook
a ring from the screen to the ring to
the benen to
the yeah let's cook
sure cool meat
[Music]
all right I'll help you with the
carrots why is it always
carrots chop
carrots okay
dude I have to like drag my arm on my
desk can you bring the scissors okay I
trust you with scissors
Queen I don't know why you're making me
go to the bathroom
though not my business must just be the
wind we can call someone or something
all good
must have been the
wind here you go got some
scissors
um I I'll take the sauce of course
whatever you
want what kind of sauce is this also I
noticed you didn't you didn't pour
yours do you want to have some sauce too
if she has it too then it can't possibly
be bad so we'll be
fine
um B
this is
good you think she did the vent thing to
test us cuz like if let's say we locked
it and we didn't even check it she'd be
like oh you locked it so you must a
check so you don't trust me you know I'm
going to kill you put the dishes in the
sink
okay this was great
okay well uh I see pixels I see bit
rate stand
up it's cooked
hello where are we
going
bathroom
Okay pills thank
you why'd you go up in the
wa
oh can you make me one thank
you better I get a steak plus one
steak an example please
steak for breakfast yeah that's that's
what he
does so do I just get to spend all my
time with ma this this sounds great I
can't wait to play a console game with
her things get weird no nothing's weird
why would anything be
weird
hey okay she's not nodding
[Music]
I am
waiting come play a console game I can
do aita tier list after
this wait so who was I didn't okay I
feel like I didn't see all of them
though I didn't see
uh strong me was that the little one
that blocked
us or is that her like
chibi wait what was happening
tough
meter yo she's pushing
me no let's play consoles let's play
console
think I did this last
time and you were kind of cheating so
you
won hey penguin piles
[Music]
[Music]
I'm getting
cooked let her
win bro I'm picking up snowballs okay
she won but like I did it on purpose I
wanted her to
win so okay we're almost done we're
almost at peaceful mode
sure bro look at what happens when I
lock in look I'll lock in
now watch this watch
[Applause]
this see I'm destroying her I got to
stop though cuz I want her to win I'm
going to stop I'm going to
stop I actually popped off
though there you go you vested me
wait there's more there
oh
okay you're so slow that's [ __ ]
up do I need to play two or am I good
can I leave oh yeah I can leave all
right bet that was fun okay so I got
everything what the [ __ ] is Annihilation
oh no mind company
[Music]
in your bedroom
okay [ __ ] why do you have a
[Music]
boot this was supposed to be a short
3our stream by the way all good I mean
it's been six but it's fine
[Music]
[Music]
okay
um okay 10
Health I don't have I have one with 10
Health
yep um 10 attack I'll play 10
Attack yo
there's nothing sorry I think there's a
harsh wind right now
[Music]
well I'm
cooked what's that sound whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa why are you asking
that none of your business bro
uh I get in
there there's no one there oh that's
okay then I'd like to open and check I'm
a bit creeped out wait you're actually
forced to oh
[ __ ] no I'm good I'm
good okay well
oh I get
[Music]
it i' like the promise that but what's
next
[Music]
okay hey we did it wait new ending that
was locked last time I remember that was
locked
[Music]
yes anything for you Ma anything for
you I'll stay with
you I'll stay with you
yep what
the what the hell is
this
hey and they lived happily ever after
she'll forever be by my side me side
peaceful mode now available endg
game.exe
okay wait bet can I see cppy again
yeah there's a bit of background noise
but it is what it is it's 8:
a.m. peaceful mode this mode is still in
[Music]
development you guys really made me do
that [ __ ] for a mode that's not out like
why didn't you just tell me it wasn't
out why didn't you just tell me it
wasn't out
hey we'll be back when it's
back another ending I'm not going to do
it but I can look it
[Music]
up secret ending two
[Music]
[Music]
4970
oh
ball
okay he just pulled out his own
chip that was fun I like this game a lot
well anyways that was that if you want
to see another uh similar stream or
another game let me know if this is a
video let me know in the comments if
not freak you I guess that was fun uh
I'm tired it's 8:00 a.m. so I uh need to
go to bed top three
masas
tappy crazy
Ma and
and I don't
know the helpful one was
cool sleepy Maita sleepy Maita might be
three Mila's cool too I think Cathy's
number one
[Music]
though wait why can't I see all of them
like what do I need to do to why does it
why does it not show me the
others you need to collect stuff you
didn't find them M get the
cartridge wait what is this
outfit how do I get the
penis win a penguin game wait that one's
impossible though oh I guess it's a
penguin outfit that's cool all right I
got to go eat thanks for being your chat
it was a fun stream I'm glad we finished
it