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today I'm getting a

girlfriend well not really but uh anime

girl game that I think is a horror but

I'm not sure I haven't played it or seen

anything of it but it looks good from

what I've heard so we're going to play

it meide

woo okay this game includes drum scares

sudden sharp sounds and occasional

flickering wait there's drum scares wait

no why

[Music]

oh okay

sorry

[Music]

okay all right let's see what this game

is all about

again I probably shouldn't start this at

2:30

a.m.

oh okay this is my little room looks

[Music]

cool one new message

would you like me to teach you the ropes

okay let me press yes one second

sorry my nose is like

running all right would you like me to

teach you the ropes sure look

around oh

cool all right can walk around you can

interact with e why is my sensitivity so

high uh mous sens let's move it down a

little all right inter

act why is there no music playing what

are you doing here on the

bed

okay

um okay I feel like I'm going to die

what's over here let's see set up a list

tasks script character reactions and

maybe squeeze in some

coding

um okay

open message I got a

message friend MK check this new version

download

app okay I'm on my phone wait where's my

girlfriend I miss

[Music]

her oh hi

Ma oh I'm like blocking the subtitle

should I move

here or like

here uh my name is uh uh

Nick Nick Hello nice to meet

you pop

right okay hi

Maita she has t in her name

that's

okay I can help you tidy

up okay just a little cleaning

game all

right well you can click on it those

hearts I love you too Ma I love you too

what's over here all right a little

basket all right some socks okay uh some

shorts got to pick those up got to pick

those up nice and

Tiny whoa oh you're welcome day two

let's do this

again I'll do it again oh it's an app

okay e man you

that oh is the cam too

big one second

sorry ah I can't make it smaller

this or actually

no that's

fine Nick my stomach's growling oh you

hungry I'm so

hungry yeah I can get I can make you

some chicken

soup buy the ingredients all good food

uh chicken soup

yep all

right oh that's kind of sweet yeah let's

cook it together chop the vegetables all

right okay um I don't know how to chop

oh oh okay it's like a cooking Sim I'm

pretty good of this all

right okay chop the carrot okay is that

a potato all right let's chop a

potato

okay

nice okay oh day five why are we

skipping yeah let's get a

sure okay could play games for

money yeah you just told me

that okay play mini games

um what is

this okay uh okay

um you probably want like this to go

here and then this to go here and then

this to go here and this to go here nice

we got some

money you want some chicken

soup more mini games all right um

let's do this

one oh easy you filter these boom boom

boom boom boom boom look at how fast I

did that I we're

rich

yay yeah whatever you want me

to okay buy a small TV sure

hey glad you like it you're welcome day

okay

sure check the bedside table

[Music]

hey uh Maita why can't I look in the

oven hey Maita I mean I trust you I mean

you know what I won't think too much

about it she's my girlfriend I won't

check in the oven uh let's see

here

okay oh

ducky a

knife

okay money I don't know why there's a

knife in the in the bathroom but I mean

it's

okay all right nothing there nothing

there why is there a click option on the

oven I don't want to go there all right

also chat no spoilers although I'm

trying not to look at chat too

much okay nothing there do I have to

click on oven I kind of don't want to

what's over there

nothing

nothing nothing oh nothing oh a brush

there you go I found it

nice

work uh whatever you want to do day

20 okay [ __ ] I kind of wish I clicked on

the oven

now um

okay it's okay I trust my

[Music]

girlfriend she's animated pretty well

it's super heavy

yeah I can't turn the game sounds up

it's it's maxed I could do it on my PC

let me turn up a little

bit I'm at

100 sweetie hey we're in okay yeah day 3

what the [ __ ] it's been a month

[Music]

I missed you too I missed you too I

know I'd love

to give me a present yeah anything for

her

okay don't men it don't men it day

37 oh in

person um I don't know about

that yeah it's okay though I mean you're

just an OP but I mean if you were real I

would love

[Music]

to oh what's your idea

um what's your idea hey you want to tell

me your idea you can use your

words what do you

mean um okay are you in front of

me um she's not

there where am I this place looks

familiar wait I'm in the

game what the hell I have hands oh [ __ ]

I got a I got a tie I got like a a shirt

pants that's pretty

cool how do I open the

door how do you oh uh oh it's a room

start by turning it

on just switch run the

program okay that's kind of cute I like

her room I like her

room okay she's a gamer what's over here

it's the

bathroom

okay all right I mean this is a nice

bathroom I see you picked up the knife I

dropped all good okay what's over here

um start by turning it on should I turn

this on

run the

[Music]

program I don't know how this works

hello

hello something on my

monitor okay hello you over

here where's my

girlfriend should I open the oven I can

on open the oven uh you over here no

[Music]

okay well my desktop audio is at 100 so

this can only uh end well let me open

the oven how do you check it I can't

Crouch oh it's not

working can I I literally can't go down

is there a button to crouch control

shift Alt

I'm

clicking okay

girlfriend

girlfriend hello

girlfriend oh you just tap a

button

okay spoon

put objects on scanner bring these items

spoon pencil bow

knut okay I don't know where my

girlfriend is spoon pencil bow

knut spoon pencil bow

knut

spoon oh okay we got a spoon we need a

pencil and a bow knot pencil's probably

here just like on a table pencil

oh can you not carry two things all

right

spoon nice

pencil this game's

easy I can't grab a pencil there's still

something on my

monitor hello I can't get a

pencil okay that's fine um

[Music]

well the bone out's probably in the

bathroom oh pencil nice okay

pencil and we need a knot it's probably

over

here there you go wow I can't wait to

meet my

girlfriend scan the objects and start

the

machine ready to run

am I going to

die that was

easy portal

activated hello girlfriend

oh I can ITP I thought she was going to

spawn this isn't working

oh go to the fuse by the front door hey

sure uh the lights does someone want to

turn the lights on by the way I mean the

lights just went off I don't know if it

was on purpose or

um yeah let's let's just turn the lights

back on yeah thank you

and now I'll be meeting my

girlfriend now I'll be meeting my my

girlfriend I'm locked in is she behind

me where's my girlfriend hello

ma me

Maita

Maita hello Maita

darling Maita are you in the oven again

ma where are

you oh silly

Ma maybe you're like where I came from

nope find and return the missing

batteries

um where the

batteries don't you see me

nope what the hell is that want to what

Chad that changed

okay

um okay I don't think there's batteries

in the

bathroom I'm locked

I'm well I'm dead oh a battery never

mind thank you Game maybe they just made

it idiot proof like they knew I would

get like I

would

okay okay

uh I don't think this was my house I'm

just being honest I don't think can I

want 80 to run away okay I'm I'm going

to run away if there's oh hey we're

back

uh okay there's someone in the

window

um okay I need batteries where are the

batteries

[Music]

um feel like there should be a battery

here oh it's right there wait was it

there the whole time let's leave okay

let's leave oh I'm back

home chat I'm going to

die what is this hello okay that's my

girlfriend what that sound oh that

jackbox wa that's fine

whoa wait why doesn't she know

me hello

girlfriend

um I'm about to die but that's okay okay

I'll die once I'll die once and then

it'll be okay is there like a battery

somewhere wait yo I need to game better

I'm not gaming

huh why is it

like how do I put a battery down do I

need four wait

click oh there's one right no okay let

me keep going there might be some over

here oh one here hey third

battery all good all good is there a

fourth one somewhere is there a fourth

one somewhere I don't like the sounds

I'm hearing I don't like the sounds I'm

hearing

um I already got one okay wait I got one

in the bathroom I didn't get one in this

room there has to be one in this

room I'm only worried because I my

sounds are like crank the [ __ ] up and

everything's quiet so I don't know if

it's just going to get

loud um um okay there's no way it's here

it's probably in the who are you I miss

my girlfriend chat where's my girlfriend

I know this game has girlfriend gameplay

where is

she you know what maybe I miss it in the

kitchen maybe maybe it's in the kitchen

why are there flies in the

house maybe it's in the kitchen

maybe it's in the

kitchen maybe it's in the

kitchen

it's wait the fridge is

open why are there flies going to the

fridge there wouldn't be a body in here

right oh that's a no never mind it's

fine hello oh a fridge nice I'm glad you

kept it cool it's kind of cold

thank you thanks for the battery I'll be

taking that one we got all four life is

good hey life is good hey life is good

all right what's over here all right hey

four batteries we got them I don't know

what to do with them

button um maybe I put them in the front

at the like lighting thing or do I put

them here no it's for the

server oh there you go hey One battery

there there you go put another battery

here there you

go uh maybe a battery here there you go

one more and then I get to see my

girlfriend can't wait hey love you hey

miss

you I'm going to die start the machine

yeah

sure all right girlfriend or death

what's it going to

be girlfriend if it's death I'm running

that way oh it's a portal all right

let's

see girlfriend or

death girlfriend or oh

okay hey

darling hey

M uh this door is locked by the way I

don't know if you meant to do that you

in the bathroom I don't want to like get

dropped nope you're not in the

bathroom you startled me a little hey

nice to see

you why is she so

quiet

okay hey

gorgeous oh really we in the wrong

version and which you what wait wait

what did you

do wait why is it showing me

here

hello um are you

Maita

nice yeah that's me um how do I get

inside the game

[Music]

hello you didn't tell me how I got

here what if I want to go I feel like I

shouldn't have what if I want to go

back no no no I don't I don't no no

[Music]

no okay whatever you say

gorgeous she follows me okay does the

computer work or is it just

decoration I set my computer a lot and

work

hard got to make a living you know

though how do you know I set on my

computer a lot

oh you spy on

me okay that is not you can't just make

a cute face after saying you've been

watching me in

secret let me blow my

nose I

mean just kind of like tracking my

movement

hey how you

doing all right well I mean she's cute

surely I'm not about to die what's over

here a remote how many channels you

have Chad I'm not made for this game I'm

going to keep it a150 for you she scared

the [ __ ] out of me hey darling you

wouldn't scare me

I just wanted to talk to chat I'm

sorry

oh yo who did you kill

oh hey

kittens is she trying to distract

me I definitely saw a

knife you want to go back to that

channel

wait what the [ __ ] you can grab things

from the

TV oh yeah thank

you

um um wait um um bro I'm not used to

options I play genin

drink I'm not going to say no I'm not

going to dude I don't want her to kill

me thank

you dead

juice wait why did I just get an

achievement called Dead juice

such peculiar ads dead

juice okay

um what are you eating oh that's that's

cool where'd you get the cracker from I

actually have crackers too I was e

okay I mean all

right okay love you that's my phone and

it's no longer in my

pocket how on Earth did it end up here I

thought it was her talking for a second

that's not important wait why' you take

my phone out of my

pocket okay

yeah yeah let's take a selfie

that's

cute I feel like the photo is going to

change in like a couple

minutes I got a question if I run a game

on it will I see you

there okay I mean you want to explain or

um hey are you following me

hey hey darling hey beautiful all right

um I feel like anytime I turn around now

she's going to like be close to me so

I'm like uh but it's okay I love her and

like she is beautiful in every angle so

I would never be afraid of her because

she's my loving

[Music]

girlfriend a ring

yo what is

[Music]

that um how'd that get

there sure hey I'm good at cutting all I

can cut some mean

vegetables Nick we're in a game come on

give me a hand chop

carrots

sure oh drop some

carrots oh you have to like swing your

mouse is that enough no more

okay I wouldn't leave the knife next to

her but that's

okay oh okay you're going to make me go

to the bathroom alone I'm sure

everything's going to be fine hey I'm

sure this is going to be a great trip to

the bathroom there's going to be nothing

intentional like I mean not intentional

but like nothing weird uh nothing's

going to change when I go back uh I'm

excited well I can

leave should I run a pole chat do I

leave or do I get the

scissors what would I do what would I do

I'm in the game my girlfriend's right

there I would give her scissors I'm a

nice man I love

her what the

[ __ ] Jimmy wait a

second wait a second are you collecting

men are you cheating on

me who the hell no now I'm pissed give

me these scissors hey who who the hell

Jimmy hey who the hell is he didn't even

spell his name correctly J I am I his

parents didn't even [ __ ]

try who the hell is

Jimmy I'll take some sauce I'll never

say no I don't want some dry

food love sauce CH full of

love I want to turn it up

indeed okay I really feel like I

shouldn't ask her but I'm not I'm sure

my loving girlfriend has an explanation

and I don't believe in lies and I don't

believe in distrust so I'm going to ask

her about the other men that I

saw unless

maybe the point of the game like what

if what if as long as you don't as long

as you play along she loves you and as

soon as you start doubting her she

doesn't love

you I got you the scissors

babe wait so I should check the oven and

then not tell about it how about a

chat um just a question why are the

windows all just white light I'm just

wondering oh I don't like the way she

turned her head she just did like

[Music]

a the animation of this game is pretty

good so far looks classy yes yo uh the

the I could really read the

yep there's still a few UNS squished

bugs hey I'm sure I won't I'm sure I

won't uh your home's

cozy okay wait can I go home

though uh this feels like a this this

feels like a

dream no no no I didn't say that I did

not say that no no no no this place just

feels um J squa it's yeah strange but

you you seem so

real I'm very real okay I don't like how

the fonts are changing um when can

I why use scissors when you could use a

knife Reon I have to cut up in the sauce

packet but I wanted

everything to be

perfect when you got back I love

surprising you

didn't even take me that

long you know I'm not going to ask one

to go home Bon a te hey I don't even

want to go home M delicious M popcorn so

yummy delicious

love oh did I just like poison myself

with the sauce cuz I got like an

achievement I'm going to stand up

I'm just going to go over here darling

okay yeah I'm going to put this in the

sink um yo my vision's kind of oh no no

no no please no please no

no okay you got me hey you got me didn't

scare me but you oh hey hey

[Music]

baby um so I have a feeling I'm about to

get jump

scared so can you just like maybe stay

with

me yeah tell me what's wrong uh I'll try

to stand

up I

can't uh it's like TV static have you

heard of that no okay oh

hey hello um Hello is my PC

glitching

hello uh why can't I see around okay

it's fine I'm holding her hand I mean

can't complain it's it's my

girlfriend hey please don't give me

[Music]

pills what if I didn't take

them oh I don't have a

choice yo there's no other

option [ __ ] it I'm

dead chat

I I'm cooked

because it's not English I have to like

focus on the

subtitles an example

please look this is all very

sudden I want

to are there Bad Endings like what if I

just die

cuz I took the build oh she just

well was nice knowing you

chat uh I expect my death is imminent in

a couple minutes but honestly I got the

wait this door

wasn't maybe I just never noticed it I'm

sure there's nothing strange here oh

okay uh yeah it's your room we've been

here okay wait have we not been here I

feel like we've been here I don't know

but I didn't notice that door before

maybe it just maybe it just spawned okay

kitchen is my girlfriend here ma oh

there she is okay I don't know why I'm

talking like

this how did you get here you were just

behind me you were right next to me

froze before the

mirror why have the rooms

changed yo why does she have a painting

of an

apple I feel as long hey home is

wherever you

are

Riz I was uh getting used to the layout

out you don't have to change it

all

right um do I have any missions to do

anything you want me to

do no

okay I don't know my nose is like

dying okay I'm back you think she's

going to be behind me

okay okay

so oh okay it loaded no big deal hey no

big deal sometimes games lag are we

inside

some maybe SL one with a long loading

time

[Music]

the world's

core why is she just pacing

around oh no let's play have you heard

of um genin impact it's pretty fun it's

a pretty good game I could teach you

yeah let's play some games all right

let's let's game hey let's play some

genin effect

fact all right

Dairy

Scandal uh let's look at the other games

fighting game okay penguin piles that

one looks

fun oh there's only two games okay we'll

do penguin

piles should I let her win

[Music]

wait this game's [ __ ] no you have to

skate never mind I hate this

[Applause]

game well I may die but I'll be damned

if I don't beat her in a video game hey

this is my job yep hey get [ __ ]

ma no I'm losing

lost I lost

[Music]

a I lost I lost a game in a game

bro dude controlling a game on Ice is

like so

hard got it got it got it it [ __ ] the

last one [ __ ] the last one oh dude ma

you're cooked hey you're cooked

oh [ __ ] what's wrong got

[ __ ] not

[Music]

bad yeah I'm a

gamer we can play Dairy Scandal if I'm

going to die I might as well uh play

some games first oh it's a fighting game

okay

four times all

right sure thing I love you by the way

okay I just got

[ __ ]

okay oh nice job

predict the jump she didn't

jump Too Short

bro nice up 20 up

[Music]

20 I'mma get serious okay do

it spacing oh [ __ ] she crouched under

right

I'm getting

cled [ __ ] you Ma sorry I love

you I'm

cooked what's the matter huh that's dull

the

[ __ ] yo I'm getting I'm getting She's

Too

Short bro jumping jumping in this thing

is so

hard I got cooked I'm it's over

it's over it's over it's over it's over

bro it's

over how did she do so much

damage I suck I suck I

[Applause]

suck you're so talented you're so

talented I don't know why she was like

shitalking me when I lost but I mean

okay I let you win I let you in you're

my girlfriend okay I let you in wait

where are the cards you said I wasn't

listening she's so pretty look at her

wait were they here

um hey about the oven you want you want

to talk about it no

okay all right they're not

there uh oh cards wait what's over here

hey who got you these flowers where did

the

oh yo yo I'm I'm stuck I'm

stuck oh I didn't need the portal

anyways I wasn't going to go home hey

doesn't matter what am I going to do go

play [ __ ] gotcha games I'm good I'll

stay here let's play some

cards

right chip indicates a

[Music]

type we play

card and if your card has a

higher Health stat than mine you win I'm

pretty good at

cards it's my turn

[Music]

okay yeah you can go

[Music]

first okay

um wait how much HP does yours have

10 uh well we don't have more than 10

but we could play uh we could play a

tan so how do you play it

space okay we're

even okay attack what do you have a 10

okay so you just have the best [ __ ]

cards you just have the best cards okay

we'll play

Then defense all right let me guess ATT

10 eight

okay well we have an

82 attack all right do you have another

[ __ ] 10 you have an eight hey we have

an eight

too uh let's play this

one so I either tie or I let her win I

guess highest health stat wins 70 0 wait

what

what's that sound in the closet just

wondering oh nothing it must have been

my nothing okay I said

knocking uh I'd like to open why am I

saying this I don't want to

look what do you mean this again hey uh

so is that my editor yo uh

look man I said you can't leave till the

[ __ ] video's done

okay well I'm going to die so I just

want to everyone to know it's been fun

um I do love my girlfriend and if I die

well so is life hey buddy hey bring it

on oh you have to

[Music]

like oh I would want to see your

underwear are you are you hiding

something from

me yeah [ __ ] the main character bro I

trust

[Music]

her I'd like that too but

still I want to know what what on Earth

that knocking was like okay the name

cards I thought you were cheating on me

but I could forgive you cuz like maybe

there's an explanation but the knocking

what wait okay she said why can't you

stay with me you can either refuse or

stay if you stay you have to complete

the main story and avoid looking in the

vent wait I didn't look in the oven [ __ ]

I had to okay so there's an ending where

I just obey her

and I stay and I get to be with my

girlfriend so I should have [ __ ] done

that I need to collect the refrigerator

magnets if we play the game again chat

collect the refrigerator magnets don't

look in the oven which I didn't now I'm

like maybe I should

have um and don't look in the

vent so now we have to refuse we can't

stay now the problem

is I did give the saua try so I don't if

I'm like poisoned well uh let's unlock

the rest so uh I know you're going to

kill me get make it quick okay hey

goodbye yeah I'll [ __ ] check

it yo why did she just do the arino oh

I'm in the closet oh never mind wait I

mean my heart sto beats for you so close

want to play sure

let's play you want to play Let's Play I

have to keep talking just to because I

know there's probably someone behind me

oh there's no one

hello um chat I'm scared you want to

hold

me where am I

going like there's nowh I can even run

like I feel like I'm just going to my

death you know it's Pitch Black

I can't go

there like am I just going to my death I

guess I'm just going to my death oh this

room is open I wonder what's there oh it

just

closed I have to turn off the

radio check the kitten

kitchen um where's the kitchen

here what's over

here all right it's awfully dark in here

uh what's that in the sink oh a

flashlight thank

you well I'm going to

die what was

that I heard some

noise wait the achievement the the thing

I have to do is just check the kitchen I

did where am I going now oh someone hung

themselves okay

okay all right um am I going to die can

you just make it

quick can you make it quick I can't

leave oh okay that is uh

uh okay can I leave now oh hey baby how

you hey darling I can't walk

forward hey darling um I'm coming over

okay I can you put the knife down no

okay you're still as beautiful as ever

as the day I downloaded the app and laid

eyes on you you still look the same you

didn't change one

bit

um so who was that hanging was that uh

Jimmy I hope so [ __ ] that

guy um what's over here oh all right

find me are you in your room silly find

ma all right uh I am officially

a little creeped out okay I can't move

forward I think they made the game idiot

proof because they knew I would get

stuck

um okay um you said the game was going

to glitch a bit all good uh there's some

blood

there but I mean um you know it's okay

that's normal that happens every once in

a while um

I've already been here wait it's not

she's not

there okay so you can't leave

here yeah wait where could she be what

the

hell Phil did I not check like every

room

uh oh in the [ __ ] closet

oh oh I got you hey oh what

chhat I'm going to

die wait where the [ __ ] is she hello

I've Been Everywhere

bro okay maybe you're like maybe you're

here maybe you're here maybe you're here

maybe maybe maybe maybe you're I'm

clicking on everything I'm clicking I'm

clicking are you in the

shower um

bro I've looked

everywhere I hear a

clock wait whoa wait wait wait wait

something just

moved the [ __ ]

um I feel like oh hey baby how you

doing hey missed you missed oh why

you I can't move backwards so I assume

when I do I'm going to [ __ ] die um

there's something blocking me I'm going

to turn around please don't kill me

uh M

up Chad I can fix her I promise I can

fix her I promise it was a

misunderstanding I'm not dead I'm still

[ __ ] breathing aren't I I'm still

[ __ ] breathing aren't I it was a

misunderstand hey ma um you're missing

your top half I

mean hey now she can't neag am I right

right you guys

right hey uh any

um hey where'd your top half

go would love to you know

talk maybe you could tell me what was in

the closet I didn't even see what's in

the closet you just [ __ ] you you you

I don't know what

happened you're just going to walk into

hello why you

hello why is she bashing

her oh thank you find the

basement thanks for uh leading me to the

key though I appreciate

it oh it's here easy so I'm going to

[ __ ] die um I hope I don't have to

you know I'm just I'm going to stop

talking oh it's my basement oh [ __ ] the

lights are

on this place is

cool what's over what's this can I play

games no okay at least the lights are

on where's her um where's my

girlfriend

ma hey who put you there silly

you're ma aren't you wait what if this

is the real

ma or fake oh never mind never

mind wait this is the real

ma huh something

sinister hey

darling save your questions for later I

got the key I got the key next to the

sofa next to the sofa next to the sofa

I'm blind I'm sorry okay I'm sorry I

suck I suck where's the key I'm sorry Ma

I'm

sorry

um am I dumb bro

oh no wait didn't I have keys earlier

where the [ __ ] did they

go okay she said next to the sofa unless

she's baiting me and there's no keys let

me pretend for the sake of argument that

there has to be Keys

here there are no

hey it's next to the

sofa oh my

go yo I thought it would be silver not

gold okay I told you I was blind I'm

sorry if I was in this game bro we'd

both be

dead okay thanks for the ring oh

I thank you uh

yeah I

did okay um

okay I'm glad I met you though me

I can save

you by the way I'm I'm

Nick oh hey

Maita

um why keep the

key questions you need to ask her all

[Music]

good she'll play ball okay uh why are

you locked

up okay so those are the cartridges we

saw yeah I wish we open the the

oven chat it's 3:30 a.m. how am I going

to sleep

they got my boy

Jimmy now that's a dark

twist me but

how thanks

the ring will lead you to the right

version I'll meet you there cruel and

terrible MAA I still don't quite

understand what I saw up

there that

Ma what you was she trying to kill

me worse Faith than

that what do we do

now oh I'm going to die

are you watching or recording who's that

with

her that's happening at this very moment

that [ __ ] two

timing that

[ __ ] we're getting cocked

she's using him but I maybe I could like

fix her if I pull the cartridge out what

happens that may very well irreversibly

damage the cartridge which means that

the player would

die what if I just turn it

[Music]

off look for button well I see it's on

the right

okay all right

hold me chat here goes nothing hey rip

Bozo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

yo yo yo yo yo

yo that was kind of hot

hey I'm [ __ ]

sneaking

like dude the [ __ ] hurts my heart

what do you need the players for they

not I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm

dead I'm

dead bro bro bro bro how many times can

you kill

me this place is cool

this place is not

cool what the hell is

this

um I hear steps over there I'm going to

here am I dead I heard steps she might

be behind me I'm

dead oh she's not behind me hey we're

chilling wait why can't I open

these I think this is like a safe point

cuz wait that's not a mirror oh you can

climb it I thought it was a [ __ ]

mirror okay uh where am I by the way

does anyone know no

okay wait this looks like the house in

Squid

game you know that place like season one

where like there's like all the people

are running down a house I wish there

was like background music you know so I

could like Vibe no just trying to make

it scary okay all

good um I just went down and then I got

okay I feel like I okay um I think that

just

looped um but let's see what's over

here if this Loops

again oh okay

um let's go

down dude this is not good for my

heart oh

[ __ ]

um oh oh

PlayStation hey that was fun you

remember when we played

together Jimmy you

[ __ ] you're

cheating hey you new here yeah yeah

what's up man you're from the real world

aren't

you I

am uh are you all right it's just a limp

don't worry about it I've been here

about a year wait a year and I'm doing

great right well what is this place it's

some sort of space between

versions okay uh do you know how to get

out can't say that I do besides I don't

want to

leave I don't need to

uh why not enough chatting I'm in a

hurry my beloved ma is waiting for

me that two

timing

Heathen is that the word I don't

know um well I can't

leave

okay that guy was about to die he was

limping and

dying uh but at least this means like I

feel like we have to go there right so

that's a good good sign zero out of

three wait what the [ __ ] do we need like

keys or something okay need three

somethings hey oh she must have gotten

me a cat oh a

cat oh boy I

can't what the

hell yo get out of

here any walls

what the hell yo get out of here

bro wait what the hell is this I need to

chase them to the

exit you stop saying Shia D I didn't

know she could shrink people haa bro go

away I have to get out get out get out

yo get out

[ __ ] get out

yo you go away oh my you [ __ ] green

[ __ ] you [ __ ] green

[ __ ] I will kick you I will kick

you get out of

here got a free bed what are they

talking

about yo I don't care that you're hungry

get how did the green [ __ ] get

back here oh I need three there I get it

oh you sent them to the

vents find a way out hey I found it hey

goodbye that was kind of cool I don't

know why she has little dudes though

but um let me climb this

ladder CH remember I said I would play

an hour and then decide it's been over

an hour but I mean I'm having fun

fun all

right I don't like this I don't like

this one bit I guarantee you going there

will uh not work but I'm still going to

try it

hey

[Music]

baby oh

no wait that was a good tax wait this is

a good one

wait that was the good text that was a

good text should I trust

you well at least I'm saying unlike some

[Music]

others wait I don't like the way she

said that I don't like the way she said

that will you help me escape

oh what if each door has a has a girl a

Maita and you have to find which Maita

is the real

ma wait here wait here baby wait

here

wait how do I get here

[Music]

let me go through this door this is

going to be

the okay is this

a hey what's up Ma can I call you Mimi

or Tata what you I changed the route to

the one we need

[Music]

open a door and the ring opens the

boundry between

versions okay uh you wait right there uh

Tata okay yeah you wait right there uh

let me uh

walk this feels like it's just going to

loot forever

okay I guess we actually have to like

just oh wait I can play this I tried to

click on it earlier it didn't work maybe

I was too far Hey space

car Mario

Party press any

button lock

in Nitro

shift wa this

wicked dude I've never played Mario

party uh I mean Mario Kart on my mouse

and keyboard

though [ __ ] okay I suck I suck lock in

lock in don't hit the borders don't hit

the

borders good we're good we're

good yep yep

yep we need to catch

up what does it say four out of six is

that the

laps okay I'm going as fast as I can I

missed a [ __ ] block of cheese bro I

missed a block of cheese

oh wait am I in fourth

place is this going to go to three

now oh okay we have to go first okay

we're in

third dude my pinky hurts from no I got

third oh wait position one out of six

wait no we won well I don't know maybe

it just lied to me maybe I got third and

then it lied to me

wait yo they got

[Music]

okay wait a [ __ ] boss fight wait this

game is sick how Edge hug the edge go to

the middle go to the middle yep

yep good thing I have a wooting keyboard

okay so far so

good wait what is

that

bro oh wait it just scanned me

okay dude I'm so tired my eyes I feel it

but I don't want to like stop

oh I'm going to I don't like being on

the I don't like being on the corner in

case I think we go where it shoots last

cuz it doesn't seem to double shoot the

same spot so wherever it's red is where

you path

yep it's solved I don't know how to

damage the boss though I think you just

[Music]

survive I don't have any speed

boosts what is this thing just detecting

what how the [ __ ] do I okay it's like

looping how the [ __ ] do I damage

him maybe at the end when it scam

[Music]

me I see

at least I'm not taking

damage can I run into that I'm I'm

spamming my like shift button it's not

working I can't go

faster I'm literally mashing shift so

oh bro oh oh my God I literally missed

like three hits I've just been

griefing oh [ __ ]

bro I was yapping okay okay I get it I

get

it I am terrible I am terrible at the

video game okay lock it lock it I'm

locked I'm locked I was impatient I was

impatient yep do that this attack's

easy now we hit the ball oh no never

mind next we hit the ball

[Music]

nice okay one

done almost there kind

of can I just hug the

wall

yeah holy [ __ ] I almost

griefed it does it on the lane you were

on I was I thought it would do like

middle but it

didn't I don't know why I did

that I bounced off the [ __ ] wall

bro I threw so [ __ ] hard I threw so

hard I like like what am I doing I

literally bounced off the wall like a

[ __ ]

bozo yeah just don't run into the wall

I wonder if you even have to beat this

boss fight or if it's just for like

nothing like we don't even know what

this is

for yeah at least we solved this attack

pattern

[Music]

like this doesn't feel like it's

relevant to the story

right hit the ball hit the ball hit the

ball nice one more one more one more one

more lock

[Music]

in I swear to God if if I did all this

for nothing I'm going to be pissed

that better not have just been for the

[ __ ] accelerate

achievement what do I get what did I

get [ __ ] nothing it was just for an

achiev I got a voice

line thanks

[Music]

Queen it was an

achievement well we got extra

dialogue um are the passages

dangerous I've seen all manner of

strange things ever since I arrived into

this game everything seems quiet here

but the passages feel anything but

safe right and this place is getting

more unpredictable by the day but cheer

[Music]

I certainly hope all goes

well what Los are these

passages bugs

andales wait maybe I trust her actually

I I trust her

again she's speaking like I can trust

her

ugly main issue with her is that she

causes the worst kind of glitches and

I'm worried that we might run into

her closest to version zero after all

okay what is this place

yikes I heard about this one ma who

couldn't archive her

version her house simply ceased to

exist and she's supposedly hanging

around these

passid poor

thing how did you get here

[Music]

lunatic and FYI I can easily switch

between different

versions unlike you my

dear okay um well I guess we click on

the proceed

option do we keep going cuz if not I

could just stop here but I mean I'm down

to keep

going I'm going to [ __ ] die

you mentioned I mean I don't trust this

one but I mean [ __ ] it you mentioned the

plan inde we need to reach the

core actually I do trust her never mind

my intuition tells me that's why we'll

find the solution to all our problems

but why not just go there yourself why

do you need a

player for some reason weas cannot enter

the core room

I've only seen it from the

outside but you players are

different I'm sure that you can head

inside want to discuss the plan okay

great it's high time I introduce you to

cool hey

coolo she got a cool cap I call her cool

cppy going over the plan with

her the plan to stop crazy ma let me

introduce you

Nick oh hey

Gaby uh my name is Nick but you can call

me yours

[Music]

she's not the brightest but I mean I

love

[Music]

her going to the plan

yeah we would have used a

portal hey

Cappy you want to you want to help she

may be fussy but her mind works

quickly right so what do we do her

[ __ ] hat has

ears what did crazy Maita do to

her the joy

remember oh she she killed

[Music]

her damn wait that's [ __ ]

up our plan won't

work well at least she still has a cool

cap better than disappearing forever I

guess but who can tell for

sure and what about us players

will killing us reset our memories

too can be reset for sure at least after

you've been turned into a

cartridge not even I

know what happens to those of you who

are

killed always cartridges so how can I

tell if I'm a cartridge or

not come here I'll check oh okay hey

[Music]

oh we're not like hey I'm a living

breathing player okay

[Music]

cool here you

go oh [ __ ]

oh I can't read I can't what what did

you just say what you I don't speak

[Music]

Japanese you have to cross to other

versions to reach the

core full steam ahead you hear me and I

have to go

alone but I don't know the way or even

how I'll get

there I'll help you as much as

can watch the situation allows okay so I

guess I just [ __ ]

Sprint I'll give you directions I'll do

my best and then we'll talk firstly play

with cavy for a

bit

yay

okay well I get the plate hey

Gabby yeah

that is a cool

cap that is a cool guitar also wait a

second someone first time chatted just

beat the game screamed so hard nearly

threw up am I going to die

I love it so

much want me to play a tune you know

what go

[Music]

ahead D she knows

[Music]

cords hey good job wow you're quite the

energetic

one what the [ __ ] just happened

hello do you always wear that cap don't

you grow tired of wearing that cap and

don't those gloves get

warm why not take them off

you're such a

joker should what no I meant your I

meant your gloves like what if you get

warm do you remember anything what's

your

plan you lost your

memories

[Music]

for she looks stupid hey back off my

wife what do you think of the Ring

bearing

Ma how does see an exact replica of

yourself feel you know the one with the

ring

survis her holy moly look it's a clone

of me okay she's kind of dumb

[Music]

but she is pretty

cool does she follow me

wait what

the wait you can

leave oh the door's

gone nod at

her

wait is she [ __ ]

dancing oh [ __ ] she nods

back wait why does she have a te

drop just the

[ __ ] okay you want to um talk about

these cutting

boards yeah why are there so many

cutting

boards what do you think

and like cutting carrots and like right

I got

it okay to be fair The Chopping board

went cacha cha whatever that means and

that's all she

wrote I'm sure it's just for carrots I'm

sure it's just for carrots uh what about

you want to play a game of um of of dice

what a nice big button I really want to

press it can

I contain yourself we'll get to that if

you make it in time now have a

seat

okay all right so what

[Music]

now but we're missing

something it's somewhere in my inventory

just a sec ducky oh yo yo yo yo what

you wait so you're telling me she had an

axe a gun and a

vibrator

okay and I have

[Music]

um I don't

know see the numbers that's the

timer the timer runs out I'll tell you

when to press the button if you're too

slow or press it out of

turn I'll smack you on the head with a

hammer

okay wait it is Buckshot roulette

wait not really actually wait oh yeah

yeah wait I get

it oh what I thought I thought you

pressed it on the X wait when do I press

it oh if it's not an X okay I got it I

got got

it I thought it was like 3 2 1 press I

guess if it's like a check mark or

something

oh our hands touched wait that's [ __ ]

up hit weekly hit weekly

what the hell why is there an option to

hit her

hard I'm going to try

Bonk that's a cute sound

effect of course it doesn't I'm a

stuffed toy you won oh okay

hey three for

three

okay this game ain't too bad huh oh I

probably should have let her win huh

okay now you're my

Nemesis oh I got an achievement pat on

the

head let's go wellow I want to keep

playing can we not go back to the

[ __ ] horror game can we keep playing

hey

um Let me let me go around cuz you're

blocking that for some

reason what is this what a cute kitty

cat is she

tasty yo what the [ __ ] you don't eat

cats

[Music]

um yeah they're cute I like cats [ __ ]

NPC ass

answer she's not

[Music]

[ __ ]

good wait can I just stay here and not

progress the story I mean I'm I'm

chilling I don't want to die hey what's

uh what's on

TV oh the TV's gone never mind it's back

[Music]

yeah that was a cool bug was a cool

bug I'm good I don't need to go see the

other uh

Maita so uh anything else we can play

no oh what is this these are some pretty

awesome

photos sure like a good laugh

a should I be reading the dubbed text

like I mean the subbed like this or just

what I say I don't know show them how's

done in this [ __ ] hole show who

exactly guys me that

dance what

the we're

dancing rereading all of them huh no

it's a trap clever book how to tease

[Music]

him farming far walk Chronicles no it's

not a trap oh no no it's a trap phys

physics run what to do with all

these

[Music]

books I'm sure we

could oh sh there's another game we can

play cracker

[Music]

balloon let's do bubble

drink to no the food bro the

food wait what

[Music]

I need this dude you think if this app

was real how many people in chat right

now would like get sucked into it

I feel like you'd all die

[Music]

um I wouldn't want to break your record

[Music]

Queen I had more fun watching her

[Music]

okay kind of a Bop oh [ __ ] I missed the

note I'm

[Music]

cooked I got

66 one

more wait you going do the same thing

how do she see it

yo why is there a skirt all never

mind wait how she got more points

how the [ __ ] did you get

76 oh it's the Green

song well

[Music]

okay EDM

[Music]

how do I keep missing the easiest note

whenever it's so [ __ ] slow I just

press it too

early I lost the easiest note I had it

I mean I threw the last two

but I let her win I let her

win

enough any any other games we can

play no can I

[Music]

what's inside

there secret is a

secret oh okay why are you ring yourself

hey how you

doing why is this one following me

hello oh okay thank

you oh

[ __ ] I have to figure out what went

wrong

[Music]

yo I don't want to leave this

[Music]

place good luck next see you soon no

Cappy

okay I guess I'll just

[Music]

leave okay can I sit no

for this is [ __ ] up

[Music]

well hi or I mean

bye-bye yo this is

[ __ ] goodbye I'll see you soon

okay can I go back

no I lost

her I was I was going to like end there

by the way and like continue

later the

loop

oh wait I played a g actually I didn't

play it but I watched a game like

this wait [ __ ] PT Silent Hill oh the

carp is

different maybe I don't know wellit I

love that

game but I don't know if this is I mean

I assume I I I think for that game

there's like differences each time

like a little difference you have to

notice but I'm not sure there's like a

radio too you have to like

play okay there's a dude I'm too tired

for this

[ __ ] I'm too tired for this [ __ ]

man oh there's a I'm dead

[Music]

again why did I just stop with the the

the Cappy uh next to me why didn't I

just stop with Cappy okay Cappy could

have been I could have been with c happy

we could have lived a happy life I could

have went to bed happy everyone would be

happy I'd be i' be in a good mood I'd be

able to

sleep and

she'd still be

there when I loaded the game

again and I

Wouldn't Die you're

different no I'm

not oh no no no no no please no no no no

please okay please listen I want to I

want to go to bed tonight and I want to

I want to be able to

sleep you're different

um chat why did I

leave it's

here um I'm not turning

around sorry you can't make me unless

this door is locked then I will turn

around but if it's not locked I'm not

turning around sorry buddy you're going

to have to [ __ ] oh there's no text oh

my screen is black oh I have a

flashlight the TV turned off what is

that okay I'm going to move past that

that just

moved um I'm going to

die I'm going to

die and I'm

I'm oh what the [ __ ] is that

okay don't look at it what the [ __ ] was

that bro what the [ __ ] was that what the

[ __ ] was

that yo yo I'm dead I'm dead don't look

at it don't look at it hey not my

problem not my business not my business

hey I'm just trying to go from point A

to point

B nope nope I'm sorry for looking at it

that was probably an avoidable drum

scare if I just didn't look at it okay

I'm sorry for look yo

I'm not going to look at stuff can I

pick that up

oh dude don't make me fight something

though

okay I'm just going to leave yeah uh I'm

just going to leave yeah uh I'm just

going to

leave oh no no no no no no no no bro no

no no no

no I'm just going to walk past that I'm

not going to look at the ceiling I'm

just going to go okay just I want to go

back

home I don't even know how to equip the

baseball

bat how do I equip the baseball bat can

some

um is there a

Buton why is this the pause menu how do

I equip the baseball bat

why is the pause menu [ __ ] scarier

than the game

bro what the hell is this pause menu how

do I equip the baseball

bat um I don't think I

can well I'm going to walk into that so

if I die 07 I'm walking straight into

whatever the [ __ ] that

was oh it's not that scary

all right hey man how you doing so I

want to smack with my baseball bat

there's no option to um I'm just jiggle

peaking might have a

Bucky all right can I just like whack

it the [ __ ] hello die bro Oh

e kind of

ugly all right

die

okay well I'm glad we got a baseball bat

though that was cool did I lose it it's

not there

anymore I'm just going to run all right

if you're going to kill me just kill me

fast yeah no no I don't care what's in

the window sorry

buddy my arm hurts from the baseball

batting look I just want to go to bed

okay don't care nope not not my problem

not my problem hey not my problem not my

problem bro how do I get out of

here bro get me the [ __ ] out of

here okay okay let me examine stuff

maybe I have to examine stuff let me

examine some

stuff I'm not going to throw I'm not

going to throw Okay window

okay right I looked that

stuff dude I have to finish this part I

have to finish I started I have to

finish it you can't like half ass aart

you have to to finish

it [ __ ]

it fix the window

maybe oh but I can't do anything

well no you can't do [ __ ]

can I

jump let me see maybe it's like a clock

I'm just going to click on like

everything it could be a clock could be

TV oh

oh if this says Nick I'm done bro oh no

character profile oh cool oh nice nice

little unlock uh little [ __ ] chair for

the

homie um might be the TV but like

where's the baby

[Music]

okay I don't know what that

does set the clock's time right

[Music]

um it's

12 like 07 maybe 08 and nine there 9

seconds so 12 right before the two and

unlike the eight thing 12

[Music]

well it's not working I need the the

long one to go

there I guess [ __ ] the seconds maybe

[ __ ] the seconds

maybe this is

fine

released oh hey how you doing hi Ma

hello

ma ma all the glops are

glopping was ma really

oh who are you what's the

matter can't you speak

um I don't want to turn

around oh she's gone okay well what's up

shift run oh no no

no no no no no no no no don't make me

run don't make me run no no no no no oh

no I don't like this I don't like this I

don't like this I don't like this I

don't like this no no no no I just want

to go to bed I don't like

this oh hey Ma please don't make me

please don't kill me

hey oh

[ __ ] oh I have to click I was like spam

clicking I was like what the [ __ ] do I

have to

do hey Ma

Chad I don't like this oh never mind I

like this

again yeah I do want to leave

sorry previous

version I want to go to the previous

version

friend a

second you're ma aren't you who's your

first friend player you're a player

aren't

you and play together if I can find the

strength all we need to do is play

what happened to you I'm uncertain and I

actually don't

know I don't think anything bad has

happened but everything good seems to be

sleep slipping

away though at least I have a

friend hey that's

me oh never mind they left

her was that not enough

I'm

scared become your second friend

friends I have so few left now only one

[Music]

remains I'm scared player I'm sad player

will you be my

friend I'd love

to but I have to go

on my heart

aches is this your home

your arms are shorter and you don't look

angry uh you might be mistaking me for

someone else not sure what that

means I won't hurt anymore will I oh

yeah this is [ __ ] how do I leave this

place

uh I'll be back I just the door won't

help

you yo I'll come back I'll come back I

promise well I can't talk to her anymore

I'm just

[ __ ] I mean she's kind of

cute um

hey do we still have the baseball

bat okay well uh have a have a good one

I didn't have a choice I didn't have a

choice I'm

sorry she said that door won't help you

maybe the windows will oh hey how you

doing hope you're okay

uh hope you're doing okay

I um look I want to be your friend I

feel for you I do but um I just look I

just have places to go uh cap

cool yo there's

let me like walk on the opposite ends of

these

hands to not

die okay

uh look Ma I'm going to be honest you've

probably been through some [ __ ] I feel

for you I do no I do I feel for you

okay what the [ __ ] is behind me what the

[ __ ] is behind me I'm spamming e oh I

can run what the [ __ ] is behind me what

the [ __ ] is behind

me I'm spamming ebo grab me I dare you

grab me I dare you [ __ ] stupid

ass

kid yeah I'm in a hurry can you not

there's a monster behind me brother

there's a [ __ ] monster it might be in

front of me for all I [ __ ] know hey

hey [ __ ] you kid hey [ __ ] you I'm

mashing e I'm mashing

e stupid ass kid yeah nice try buddy oh

what wrong what's wrong what's wrong I

won't play with you maybe this is why

you have no friends I'm sorry this is

[ __ ] I'm sorry okay she did nothing

wrong she did nothing wrong it's not her

fault um look outside the windows oh

wait is she helping

me wait maybe she's helping me I just

assume there's a monster following me

wait let me listen to her let me listen

to her

hey oh wait she's helping me oh I'm

sorry

wait

what did I just

what the [ __ ] is

happening yeah I want to get out let me

find the key help mini ma huh I thought

you'd be

shorter you're tall yeah I am just like

my sister your sister what about

her yes my sister

don't say you've never met her is she

behind me no uh I've met her I

think are you a

fool

arm turns out you

are come on just help me find the key

already uh

here no you can like controller that's

cool zero zip NADA go there

shoot no key here okay what about

there no okay last place I check

classic

woo what the hell's over

here hello

the [ __ ] she has gold

bars put the iron in the

pipe

okay now get me that

wood thank

you what the hell she's lifting logs the

size of her

some more help

please e e e e e e e e e

e all done

now what is she

making a key no oh a pan wait that's a

[ __ ] frying pan

honestly I feel like when I loaded here

that would have been a good

Cliffhanger that was my that was my

chance I missed

it oh it is a

key dude it looks like a frying

pan okay it's a key it's a key my bad my

bad press it come on

get

ready be take it that's a big key what

the

[ __ ] hey what's up tiny ma why are you

helping me what makes you so

special why not help you anyway what so

foolish

you just appear out of

nowhere you're not supposed to be here

oh okay sorry so I'm helping

you okay also yeah isn't this key molten

how did it not burn my

hands uh are you maup I'm chiita fbx

tons of

lines okay simplest models and best of

all Gorgeous

Hair she does have the Shang Ling cut

have we met before silly

head you're kind of cute you know asking

silly questions like

that

though this is my first time meeting

you but listen if you steal my marvelous

look I'll make you regret

it okay what are you doing here don't

you get

it this is a

checkpoint a test of your wits hey we

made it to the checkpoint

I'm here to guide the hopelessly

lost

um should I stop before opening the

door CH it was like 4 hours I've been

playing it for like [ __ ]

three two and a half I

guess can you even sleep yeah I'm fine

what's behind this door we'll find out

next time there's going to be a next

time there will when

soon in case this is a YouTube video let

me end it like this if you liked it let

me know we'll finish the game hey just

let me know dude stop typing the date as

if it's going to be benched bro all

right we're back it's the following day

meide part two we're going to finish the

game in in two sittings I guess uh it's

not actually the next day it's been like

a month but like it is what it is okay I

missed cppy very much I just got sick so

we're back with meide we're back with

Maita uh also I I'm really tired cuz I

just woke up from a nap so everything is

scary to me so I shouldn't be playing

this right now but I'm going to because

I said I would and I'm a of my word wait

they're making me redo

this I already did

this okay

editor 5x speed this if this is like 5x

speed should I just like hit like funny

po the first part is edited fully so

like it won't be that stalled nice use

the key okay we got it we're back we got

the key we got the key we're back I

thought the check I I didn't know it

only resume from checkpoints but I get

it uh we're here and we're probably

about to get uh eaten

alive but

honestly anything just to see my wife

again sorry I'm just fixing my mic

immersion break okay let's

go wait what oh I need to shrink the key

oh no I don't never mind I'm stupid okay

sorry sorry sorry [ __ ] dude I'm tired

please okay go bye-bye

silly oh no not again

wait are the game sounds

quiet okay wait let me let me just turn

it up let me just turn it up pause

immersion break let me just turn it

up I think it's a bit

quiet oh oh wait it's that 100

volume um is there a reason why it's

quiet

okay the game's quiet but it might get

louder I don't know um for now we're

back here in the darkness uh Maita I

miss you now please don't scare me let

me fix my okay I'm ready there's a

control this is where we played Just

Dance with or Dance Revolution with uh

um I don't know what type of what Ma

that was but it wasn't Maita it was a

Maita thank you Pats for the 19 months

let me let me I'll you know what I'll

mute alert for immersion one second

thank you though I appreciate

it okay we're locked

in it was Cappy you fake fan no sorry

sorry I

miss I just got jump scared by a lamp

bro I told you I'm tired bro dude dude

like I'm [ __ ] right now no man I

thought that was like

a okay I'm locked

in I'm locked in I'm locked in I'm

locked in I'm ready I'm ready just just

get it over with just put the bag in

the what the hell is this

bro what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __ ]

are

you wait when I look away from

it oh does like get closer When I Look

Away um guys why are there no

sounds I hello what

the bro bro bro bro oh hey Cappy hey I

miss you how are

how are you doing is there someone

behind me there's someone behind me um

um hey what the hell is

happening yo yo hello hello hello hello

why is there a robot bro why is there

a bro am I going to die what is

this okay I I can see that they move

when I don't look at them uh which is

cool now I don't know where I'm going I

guess I'm going here and there are more

of them but I'm ready like I'm I'm not

like afraid I'm ready um you know I

expected it to be a peaceful return but

instead it is just me left with my

own

hey the ring opens the right door I

honestly don't know how it Works hi I oh

this is the good one I remember how are

you doing what's up with this place it's

super

dark go towards the exit meet me in the

arcade machine hurry up Don't Be Tardy

oh no okay let's

go meet me in the arcade

machine I'm locked in I'm locked

in it's a new Maita by the way oh am I

cooked sorry new Maita okay locked in

let's go let's

go what the hell is this please remove

these boxes and get the sofa over here

okay check all the dummies oh

no okay let me turn my sounds to 100 out

of sorry I'm sry my sounds 100 out of

100 it's at 90 right now I'm boosting

everything max volume I want to hear

them okay go scanning required I need to

get to your screen wait

so you need to ensure this prototype is

the right one first scan it okay it's

clearly not the right

one check the version and Bone

quantity 330 bones okay I mean it's a

robot take this protypes data film and

compare it to the standard is this like

papers please take this protype and

compare it to the standard how do I do

that

bro oh uh I mean it looks the same it's

just flashing red instead of blue or

green how do I I can't take it oh oh I

have to

like I get it it's identical no it's a

perfect match now let's check the

emotions okay my my sorry my mouse went

on my second monitor uh let's click on

this one

okay the specimen successfully shows

emotions time to test

Behavior

okay cool

spin good bow we check everything it

matches now pull up the lever but but

bro look at her it what does it match

Bro Look at

Her yay now that's the skin on pass her

the box of clothes wait

Chad don't look that's my

wife how do

I that's it see those lights on top one

of them turned green which means we did

right your turn I'll be back when all

the lights turn green good

luck scanning

required

okay um this is the scan button

350 bone quantity wasn't the last one

336 or something isn't this

wrong I'm not going to look at chat I

don't get spoiled but I'm pretty sure

this is wrong

no can they just kick her

out oh there's requirements v1.08 bone

quantity okay so it is fine okay

cool um okay I mean that's a perfect

match let's see the emotions

okay yep this looks scary bro the eyes

no she looks fine never mind yep up and

then do a do a spin yes sir and then do

bow hey looks

good password the

cloes uh sounds good sounds good okay

I'm ready one more scanning required no

bro no no

get the hell out of here scanning

required

sure

um oh yeah I have to click

this 34 okay looks no the version's

wrong I mean the version's literally

wrong so

goodbye is that it oh there's more you

did it

woohoo

okay

well so what were those fake ones all

about is she right behind

me oh

hey let me turn this up a little bit

sorry we're still getting um I don't

know why my settings are off I made a

flesh and Bone and you have dummies

inside of

you that's the gist of it right but why

do I need this

information I was telling you that going

further was dangerous just for the laws

okay why did you say that you'll run

into those dummies no

no you're telling me there's going to be

[ __ ] like faceless mannequins running

me don't turn your back on them and

don't let them out of your sight it's

the [ __ ] Boo from

Mario okay so they're like Weeping

Angels or whatever bro I hate this [ __ ]

no my God I actually dude I can't do

this

bro you can talk to her

Hello

um uh what are you doing here still

don't get it I'm helping you settle

in that's nice of you oh that's kind of

[ __ ] up why is it so dark

downstairs are more than the dark I need

to remain there for a while

imagine pain of moving from Darkness

straight into the

light why are there other meas

downstairs they just got their skins and

now they need time to gain a little more

self-

awareness to guide each one to their own

homes what is this conveyor belt for

wait

where is there enough room for

everyone oh

there wait don't tell me you don't

understand how the world

works and that it's endless

endless um what what do you mean if 1.9

is the latest version

then there are only 19

[Music]

worlds I'll use this Blackboard to

explain it all okay want to hear about

it absolutely uh please sure go ahead

anything to make me not have to face

those

mannequins wait something where I always

fell asleep out of

boredom you can leave out of anytime or

stay and listen I would never leave you

I would never leave

you

okay new home and a new met this is a 2d

representation

okay these other

versions

okay the houses are placed on each line

okay

yeah

1.14 which means a new life was created

on that version

okay a new

house

heavens can I ask about the details in

this

drawing and I'll do my best to explain

so there's like a new one I get it I get

it but why are there multiple okay why

is this one uh grayed

out why is the circle shaded

um that one's

here because of pretty ma she drew

it we were arguing over who could reach

version 1.1 the fastest that's kind of

cute so who

won me of

course look we're

here in version

1.15 House Index

809 we need to reach version

1.11 how the next5 that's kind of

helpful thank you

pretty so pretty suggested this

path and then I drew the simplest one

here look it's so

obvious yeah just go directly

forehead well it may seem like the house

is in the way that it blocks your

path anyway your ring Works based on the

same principles

where you headed the

[Music]

core if You' been sent to the shortest

route you'll go through version

1.12 you'll definitely encounter sleepy

Maita yes sleepy Ma I think the sent you

came up with the same path hey

bet she realized you'll visit some other

version okay or hasn't realized perhaps

she's a genius yeah she's probably a

genius

and let's come up with an even shorter

route bro I'm going to lock in I might

get it okay wait what is this uh tree is

that the core what is this drawing or

does it mean

something

yeah it's just a doodle wait really it's

just a doodle okay sorry what is uh this

why is there a single

Circle that version was launched just

once and we never Disturbed it again

it's because it's genuinely

unique another unique thing about this

version is that there are no paths

around it sleepy ma resides in this

version 1.1 sleepy ma because she never

gets to sleep with everyone passing

through her version question

mark okay that's not it okay uh please

remove these boxes and get the sofa over

there what's this what is this

about that's for tough me she'll be here

in a few

hours wait can I wait there's a [ __ ]

strong

ma because my butt

hurts maybe I could

help

no okay she has strength for it hey I'll

wait for her okay what about you uh

what's your version am I wrong or I met

you in the latest version question mark

or perhaps it's just my

imagination well it's quite possible I'm

from version

1.5 have you been to it I have that's

where I arrived bro I told you guys I

remembered her when I was thrown into

this world

whoa what house next were you in there's

a me who just can't stop whining a me

who loves oh okay never

mind a me with bad memory and a me who

likes bullying others it's a long list

tell me what you recall it was

dark and there were

writings

like play with

ah what a bummer that's the me who

bullies and forgets

things

[Applause]

okay she's not

okay so um can I just be honest with

chat I'm GNA die and I don't like scary

things and I also don't like things that

you have to look at so they don't kill

you now I am worried that if I don't

look at them I get jump scared um so I

don't know what's going to happen I'm

just ready to die and we'll see what

happens and we'll see I think I'm going

to tank it one time like let them let's

just shut up let's just shut up

I don't even know where I have to go

like where do I have to go they

didn't okay

so okay I have to look at them what

happens if I don't look at them they

come

closer okay come closer now

what I don't know bro where am I

going

yo I'm I'm going to get cornered aren't

I I'm going in here oh what

the BR get the [ __ ] off

me oh there's an aggressive

one run D hasn't forgotten

no you [ __ ]

you you [ __ ] you [ __ ]

you [ __ ] I'm going to get the

video demonetized stop talking go

go okay if I'm in a corner I see

everyone

you can't outrun them okay all good you

can't outrun

them um okay so this is like the back

rooms game I played now I don't know

maybe I have to bait them oh I have to

group them like Kwa swirl okay I have to

group them I have to group them okay

nah bro nah

nah

okay why I hear

steps bro I'm dead okay I have to I

think I run like to the right let's say

and then I turn around

I'm

dead I think it's too late bro I think

it's too

late like what if I'm

here bro bro I'm dead okay I think I

need to reset I think I need to reset

let me run forward I'm going to

die bro bro bro watch your [ __ ] I'm

dead

I'm dead I need to reset I need to reset

I need to reset bro I need to reset

just just [ __ ] die just

die okay I got this i got this okay I'm

going to Sprint to the

right oh I'm dead I'm dead I'm

dead what okay okay okay

um I'm going to run where do I run run

bro where did I run

wait what if I

run what if I run like no bro I don't

think forward

works like to a pillar

maybe and then I look

here am I dead I'm

dead bro what

bro oh okay okay what if

I can I Sprint to like up I want to go

my goal okay here's how I'm thinking I

think I can Sprint all the way to the

corner of one side

right but I don't know if I can out run

like there's a loser there that I have

to keep looking at so like what if I

like run

here and

then okay we're cooking there might be

something behind us that kills me but if

there isn't I think we're

cooking okay we're cooking this is good

this is good this is good this is good

this is good this this is good this is

good I keep have to check I have to

check this is good this is good what is

that what why is that light lit up bro

like where do I

go do I have to go there I feel like I

have to go there

no no no I'm going to

die have them group br

kazwa oh they're stunned by the

I don't know how to how do you

climb oh I have to click I was pressing

F bro I was pressing F to interact oh my

God I did it bro I hate those

[ __ ] oh okay oh there's like a

sun thing hey thanks for every made that

we did it that's why you should pull for

Kazu sorry genin reference we're playing

another game okay what is this okay this

cool

okay this is cool what's this like a

vault

Canada wait we're like in space what the

hell wait where the heck am I this kind

of pretty though open the

passage okay

sorry

um maybe it's over

here I just tried clicking on lock doors

all

good

beep

what oh I get

it okay boom boom boom I've done these

puzzles before I've

played I've played these games

before

nice

cool uh

lever guess I go

back over there

if there were three people on a train

track that you didn't know but on the

other train track there was like a a

family member of yours and the train was

naturally going to hit your family

member would you pull the lever cuz then

you're like taking an action but in in

turn you save your family

member I don't I don't know okay this is

another one so this uh boom boom boom

boom boom boom

boom boom wait I should probably

think boom boom boom boom Oh I

can't I'm cooked reset reset

um boom boom this feels right oh you

can't okay I get it you can't cross it

now I get it okay um so you go boom boom

boom boom no you can't go boom cuz

that's that's messed up you have to

start here then that then that then that

then that I got it first try okay this

one this one's also

simple this this this

this I messed it

up okay reset

um you can't you can't start

there you you have to do this and then

this and then that oh I figured out he

cooked act

authorized

boom someone said idiot top

right

hey you dropped the fridge oh yeah you

almost killed me that's

okay fridge I mean the fridge wait it

zooms in on her

[Music]

okay you think I'll believe that come on

I missed a bit of text cuz I zoomed in

on her sorry but seriously this place is

dangerous especially for you wait can't

I read the text she said I had nothing

to do with it

okay okay I don't mean to be under her

bro but like I want to zoom in okay

whatever it's fine bro I didn't mean to

go under I just wanted to see her okay

sorry sorry sorry sorry as you pass

through the place is so entertaining run

Pumpkin Run oh she call me pumpkin I'll

catch up at a

boy wait why does she sound

like why does she sound like

that I kind of like her what Maita is

this she's kind of

crazy the cable car that's the longest

path between

versions I wonder how you'll

deal with those who live there in that

fog

break a

leg I guess that is the crazy one wait

what is it zooming into bro okay bro bro

bro bro I'm num sorry sorry I'm not

trying to sorry what is in this fridge

nothing she just dropped the fridge on

um I'm going to turn my voice The Voice

volume up a bit

too I'm not I'm not going to do the I'm

not Gunner poing Easter egg I'm not bro

I'm

not okay goodbye um um wait where do I

go wait she just said good luck but I

don't know where hey can I talk to you

can I jump where do I go hello there's a

dude there okay I mean we'll

see oh I probably just go back on

another path wait what's over here

though wait a second now I get that I'm

probably supposed to go over there but

what if I uh

what if I go over

here wait a

second what the [ __ ] is

this don't kill oh dark wait are these

usernames blue archive what the

[ __ ] chop r Wait these have to be like

Jose Ricardo that has to be like [ __ ]

random usernames of people that played

the game I guess beef

sandwich okay that's cool

um am I here no okay what's it what's

this I feel like I'm going to die so

like I'm worried praying for you oh

great Maita praying for you oh great

Maita wait is this like a Discord server

inut

text well how do I type

press any button or stack back I'm going

to oh wait I was actually typing it but

it doesn't matter what I press it does

it look I'll press a random key it does

T I just press like n oh I see it forces

you to write this jump to Discord

requires browser

wait

what wait is it actually going to put me

in a [ __ ]

server oh is it like their Discord

server let me see what this

is it's not I can't

click well why can't I click

bro I can't

click

e it literally just invited me to their

official

Discord okay that's pretty

funny okay that's funny uh am I dead

when I turn

around maybe good luck okay I'm Not

Dead that was cool wait but so are these

just like what wait what are these are

these people that joined the Discord or

just people that played the

game

Dio

dim all right go let's keep

going hello how you doing okay goodbye

miss you miss you

okay wait what just

happened do it minus one Easter egg okay

fine but I don't want like what if it's

weird what if I'm just like zooming into

her [ __ ]

underwear

oh okay sorry fool you silly head okay

sorry

sorry okay it actually was uh uh okay

sorry C

sorry I got called the

Baka um okay so we

probably go to the New Path now what is

the New Path I don't know I think it's

over

there I think it's over here

place is

cool can I jump off let me

check

okay that's interesting that's my house

but where are the

walls okay that's a heavy gust of wind

bro average day in London I I assume

I've never been I don't know uh from

what I've heard it's like Wind and Rain

I I don't know uh it was like that in

Canada recently too there's been a lot

of wind there's been a lot of snow

storms

uh the hell is this

wait this is

cool take the cable

car oh

hello isn't that the one with the that

helped us tiny Meo

hello where are you

going where are you going do you help

with anything you going to school or I

don't know do you work do you work I

mean I assume I don't if you have a job

here or if you go to class

or if you're

like hello oh sorry

hey what are why are you following me

piss off

Dam she's got a [ __ ] mouth bro foul

language well I'm going

back you think I have a sharp tongue

wait where are you oh she [ __ ]

blocked

it okay

well guess we go

back the hell's happening to the

chairs

okay she mogged you got

mged okay what's happening in the cable

car wait let me fix my second mon okay

we're good what's in the cable

car what are you doing here who's

there another player I'm

[Music]

metaphone no but it's the only path I

have

press the button and get behind the

cannon the the cannon uhhuh you thought

you were just going to Walt right

through it you've got to clear this

monster slapping mini game hey let's go

get ready to blast yes sir I'm always

ready to [ __ ]

Blast how do I sit down how do I how do

i e e oh I got

it dude look at my aim bro Celestial

rank by the

way okay let's go right time to hit the

road okay do you have to reload no you

don't okay good shot good

shot

okay watch this flick watch this flick

all good next one next one nice head

shot next

one

[ __ ] okay I didn't know you could head

shot them all

good one day aim LS will sponsor me oh

[ __ ]

bro I was trying to be cool I was trying

to be cool it didn't work it did not

work

work dude he just ducked under my

shot

okay get him get him in the head bro

takes like three shots if it's not head

shot amazing I thank

you hey get out of here nice and

quick all right see you goodbye meop

phone you were nice by bye wait a second

you think I'm just going to scroll p ass

this [ __ ] metour he tour I don't know

what that says let's play it oh he tour

this looks like Doom what is

[Music]

this attention we must punish the Devils

you're up mea give them a severe

whipping but be careful they'll fight

back wait is this literally

Doom oh

[ __ ] oh my

okay um all right let's go well I to I

lost all my HP in the lava can I just

reset let me just reset let's just

reset all right let's

go dude I like the soundtrack I don't

know why it's so quiet

though look at this Oh I thought it was

like a spray gun it's you have to like

tap can I just okay can full disclosure

I uh I've never played Doom so I don't

know if you have to like run into them

or if you have to like kite you know

like I've never played this game but

it's all good I'm doing well so far I'm

doing

well

ah okay I think I need to kite I think I

need to backup I think I need

what the hell

okay what where am I

going can I make this jum nope you can't

well maybe you can but I

can't I'm

dead yo

yo yo yo chill chill on me Chill on me

I'm trying to heal up from the

kills okay let's

just I might have the worst movement in

in all of mankind bro okay I'll good all

good what's over here what's over

here let's go over here no that's a

spawn oh right click jumps I

see wait this where I came from where'

you come from where'd you go where' you

come from

cat nope yeah let's go over

here

um win oh that's one

okay

um okay well I won is that it that was

fun I think I made that seem a lot

harder than it was well I didn't get an

achievement though is there more to

do 19 out of 20 did I miss

something wait how do I I can't play it

again oh I just got an achievement

oh sorry I'm dumb okay I got an

achievement all right let's

go okay what's over

here wait a second is

that what is that oh I got teleported

here oh I see okay what's

[Music]

up I can sense you listen to

me I am a player yes what on Earth is

going on

here help me find find a what

the wait why are all the windows broken

find the pieces and assemble the picture

on the table

okay um there's an anime

figurine I don't know you played gacha

games oh I found one this still a bite

marker my

arm

okay

um what

the I'm going to keep looking at

you wait what what is

this okay you can break the clock that's

cool

um that probably mean something but too

dumb to figure it out give me

this I wanted to forget everything

once there you okay I broke every

mirror ruined the pictures but now

all I feel is Regret how stupid I was

everybody makes mistakes sure but what

do you

do when the consequences

catastropic I wish I could just turn

back time know wish I could turn back

Tom to the good old

days

hello you think something happens if I

keep looking at

this I don't think

so okay

um anything in here

no okay anything in uh these boxes nope

okay

save system file not found X

okay

um oh there's a piece right

here how many do I

need what is

this is a Time heal all wounds

wounds but what is time added character

to profile hey

and I beg you please speed up

time once in for

all bro go away

okay oh no no no no no no I don't like

this I don't like this I don't like

this oh okay that's where you okay um I

need one more I think

there's slippers can I grab these no

okay I don't know why I would ask that

what

bro hello go away okay

whatever file found cool

oh that was a mirror oh

bet she's loved I was able to love too

wait wait let me listen to her let me

listen to her but my love's

different her love is

vibrant despicable burning

Relentless

envious Furious crazy

okay there's probably another piece

somewhere

um I don't know where where did I not

look I feel like I looked most places

um did I look in here I don't remember I

don't think

so I don't remember crouching

down walk up to her sagge I did you

can't hug her I tried

where is she hey you

okay bro I [ __ ] hate you I hate you

Chad I hate you I hate you I hate you

bro I hate you I hate you I hate you I

hate

you I hate you chat okay let's uh

I think that might be the last piece I

think that might be the last no it's not

okay we need one more piece one piece no

I don't know maybe it's more than one uh

let me not oh wait I don't like going in

this

what is this the same

room it looks like the same room it's

the same

room okay um

so where would the another piece be

there could be one I think I looked oh I

didn't look

here

okay I don't like what that just did but

it's okay uh there could be

one like behind

something

useless worthless nothing at all okay uh

there could be one maybe like

I'm sorry that you're trapped here okay

I I genuinely am I'll save

you oh here it has to be okay it's

not

bro do I have to [ __ ] make an

image oh maybe I have to oh it's me up

playing in the in the I see I see I

don't know if I have enough though but I

definitely have the

bottom like that and

then this goes there this goes like this

goes here and then this goes

there wait why is your face blurt out

I did

it and you use

glue oh I

see and why is your face blur out man

it's kind of messed

up oh my God I just noticed

something I've had my genin open in the

background the whole time and it's on

one volume so there's been like a very

faint oh my okay I just closed

[Laughter]

it sorry okay we're back we're back

sorry uh hey I fixed this picture of you

by the way do you want it

or what's

up am I supposed to give it to her last

time don't kill

me a drawing I remember now thank you

you're

welcome but my face

oh they don't have a face it's all

her she took a piece of

me threw it away she's strong and

clever I have no right to stop you

player Chad my dad's awake I hear him

look in the

wardrobe what's in the

wardrobe

oh can you stop first of all how did I

get here second of all can we stop with

these [ __ ]

dolls bro can we stop with these [ __ ]

dolls

I'm

dead bro bro stop of course you can open

the door now of course you can open a

door I'm stuck I'm stuck I literally

can't move oh it just killed

me wait what okay

[Music]

um run [ __ ] it hey goodbye goodbye hey

[ __ ] I'm

dead but okay I want to like keep the if

I keep these guys and I walk I walk I

moon walk then they can't kill me but I

don't know if there's any behind me so

so like this is an experiment like I

might

die

goodbye okay lock in lock in I hate this

part bro I hate hate this

part go go go go run run I'm

dead there's a wall here I don't

remember which way to go I'm going to go

left and

Sprint go [ __ ] run

wait how did she catch up to me I was

sprinting bro I

was I'm dead okay you can't you can't

you have to look back you have to look

back okay you have to look back at least

a bit you have to look back a

bit oh can you stop the them from going

through the

wall okay okay I'm ready I'm ready so

you go here then you run but then at the

wall you [ __ ] watch 180 boom Oh my

God I almost

oh my I'm dead I thought that was a safe

spot I thought I could like hug the

cubby I thought I could hug the wall I

don't know what to do there I feel like

there's one in every

angle is there not one in every [ __ ]

angle like

everywhere everywhere I go there's a

dude

okay did they matching

up what

if I don't know if I can like

180 oh yeah that

one this one might be faster bro this

one's speed

running I don't think I make this

what if I run what if I run and I

spin

H do they only kill me when I look at

them I know there's probably an answer

in chat I don't want to

look cuz

let me try something let me try

something I know I'm going to die so get

ready what if I like stare at the wall

does it turn me okay it turns me around

cuz I was thinking if I like just

sprinted without looking at them like I

read I looked up yeah okay like if I

just like look down am I dead

wait but is that cuz it's in my losos

would it still turn me around if I do

this wait it

doesn't what

the is this cheating okay I died it's

not cheating it's not it doesn't work it

doesn't work well maybe it does but not

for her bro the red one is

op h

idea oh no it's

cooked I wanted to like what if I bait

that one over here no I

can't let me try this again [ __ ] it

I'm

cooked bro okay I know that there's a

zombie at the end of the right time

tunnel but I think you have to go there

I think you have

to yeah maybe I have to turn around I

don't know bro I don't know maybe I have

to turn around but like I don't want to

at least it's not like scary anymore

like it's just a game you get me like at

least it's not

scary um I think she's too close

I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead

I'm maybe it like freezes them for like

a period of time you know maybe like

every time

I they kind of Hit the Nita like maybe I

like run and then like freeze I run

freeze I freeze freeze freeze freeze

freeze oh my

God I'm dead

I figured it out oh my God okay okay

okay you just have to like I get it

please no more mannequins please I love

this game no more mannequins that's

cool that's a [ __ ] salt shaker salt

shaker I don't know I don't know what

that is um she just wants to sleep saved

oh my God we got a checkpoint wait

sleepy me where are

she's just sleeping wait let me examine

the room first everything looks normal

everything looks

normal can I can I can I sleep too no

wait there's a

ducky

okay

okay hello hello ma me

ma wake

okay Ma

me okay I would more than happily let

her sleep but like we're about to die so

I kind of I kind of need

help I don't think she wakes

um is there anything else I can click

on I I can't click on anything

else okay what's over

here your normal room you have a picture

of you

sleeping what the [ __ ] is

this okay um no it's a trap no it's a

trap clever book what to do with all

that all these books

run okay well I trust her

um can I

leave but I can but I don't want

to what's over

here okay

pumpkins wait

what oh oh there's an order wait wait

wait the middle one lit up first it's a

puzzle

d d

DK D

DK DK dunk okay well it's the last one I

checked of

course then it's this one oh and then

this one

Cinema new clothes available bet [ __ ]

bet cool bet uh what's in here no okay

um cheese or hot dogs I don't know what

is this I a Massac i j Jam ass J

Massacre

okay okay that's cool can I pick up the

teddy bear no can I go back and see

sleepy Maita does she have any like

voice lines or is she just

sleepy hey

okay okay let's see what's over

here

um a lamp and a chair

okay as we press this

okay try to wake me

up I'll need someone's help here I hope

oh we need two of the I hope me here

doesn't bite I think she'll be

fine yo wake

up I need your

help

[Music]

oh who are you uh help me with the

[Music]

switches or give me a

coffee oh I actually just brewed myself

coffee come on it's not that far ma ma

okay she's gone I think we have to make

a yeah okay I know how to make coffee

though um so it's fine let's go to the

kitchen I'll make her a coffee I'll make

her a coffee um do you have a machine or

do I have to like okay you have like a a

thing okay we can boil water in

here

cool

okay I would make one for myself too but

all

good what am I wasting my time on dot

dot dot wait you didn't even ask her how

many sugars she wants and you just put

three cubes

in honestly she looks like the type to

want sweet CFE

coffee oh it's instant coffee I mean all

good there's a lot of

cans stir wait why don't you bring the

cubes of sugar and then you ask her as

you wake her up that's Riz bro take

notes um um what the [ __ ] is

this wait it's a

banana okay sorry I don't know why I was

hyped about a

banana okay um let's keep

going hey got you your

coffee

ma dude this shit's hot don't just hand

it to her in bed she's going to burn

herself wait she's kind of pretty

hello good

morning okay she's just

stretching

switches you say

yeah how come you know about

them though why do I even

ask considering

here there's no plenty

already just a

minute I need to sit down

and I don't know what to say but I need

to keep going keep following the path

ring is making for

me I do have her ring

[Music]

yeah so did she just sleep all day does

she have a job

or wait what did I just say that's right

so can you help me with the switches

sure I

will with the switches she's [ __ ]

sleeping in the

chair okay I've done that before not

going to lie ma come on oh let's

go uh all

right all right let's

go talk to take me to the the switches

oh hello wait what happens if I just

hello okay I'm

clipping okay

sorry you going

hello wait hello do I have to push

her

hello um can I hold her hand no can I

can I push her no can I bro

wait she follows me this

way does she need to brush her teeth I

don't understand what switches do you

need my help with

here what the [ __ ] it's

hello

um do you need to why why are we here

bro do you need to [ __ ] I don't know

get me out come

here why are you there bro she wouldn't

follow me

here but hello oh she does okay um you

want to go to the kitchen do you want

food wait there's a Rubik's Cube what

the

bro get up are you that sleepy

hello where you no no no come

here come here come here come here come

here come here hello

hello do hello do you want to come here

okay she wants to come here

apparently do you want something from

the kitchen or can we leave do you need

breakfast I can I can make you eggs uh I

can make you rice I can make you cereal

that's a good

dish all right nice the door lowkey hit

her but it's fine no no no no hey hey

Ma wake

up we're

there no stop stop stop stop stop come

here come here okay what

the okay me too

thank

you well I'll start the

countdown and we'll pull the switches

together

okay just keep

awake e pull

lever

wonderful thank you Meo yeah

yeah she was helpful I like this Ma you

might be second under uh cppy and crazy

Maita but we'll see we'll see we'll wait

till the end of the game okay I'm not

here to rank uh uh the masas I'm off to

sleep you want to go to bed I I can open

the door

for can I can I talk to her no okay okay

good

night okay you're just gonna all right

see you

um apples are painting why can I not

talk to her

no okay let's press the button get me

out of here please no more mannequins

we're having a good time nothing

happened then what's this button doing

here thought you like crazy me I do

wait NOP still nothing okay let me press

the button again no it didn't work wait

what I'm sure it did something but I

don't know what there's a TV

um maybe also to go back through the

door it looks like I am what the [ __ ] my

hands

are the blinding light was hitting my

eyes I couldn't move just wait until my

vision cleared bright summer sunlight

poured throughout through the familiar

Hall's

Windows after a moment the day faded a

little and I finally glanced around but

as soon as I shifted my seat a sharp

Pang in my gut made my heart race

practically pounding against my shirt

Nick oh I forgot I could input a it

something was definitely wrong was I

2D I'm in a 2d

version a dizzy almost suffocating

Darkness crept into my head and I

instinctively pressed my hands into my

lap trying to steady steady my breath my

chest felt tighter like it was squeezing

word after a few minutes my breathing

settled and I finally dared to think

about what to do next [ __ ] what do I do

now desperately trying to gather my

thoughts I strained my brain searching

for ideas until one came to me right I

should just go back to 3D get out of

bounds like everyone else used to glitch

in the game I can do that too I decided

to go beyond this 2D reality back into

3D I reached out trying to push my hand

through this into this 3D World what the

but nothing damn why isn't it

working and wait where's the ring oh

crap I stopped realizing this was

pointless the interface was intangible

like it really wasn't there my only

choice was to turn back to the living

room I'd have to find that ring no

matter what somehow I'd lost it or maybe

it was hidden somewhere in this flat

Dimension then with the just as I took a

step a cute little girl appeared out of

nowhere she flicked her short pigtails a

mischievous gleam in her eyes eyes

watching me from a few steps away I

could feel the excitement rolling off

her and it made me uneasy clearly with a

[ __ ] thing she is a Devil in Disguise

I thought I froze still not used to the

teleporting paranormal types she let out

a sigh and rolled her eyes that threw me

off and I finally decided I'd be the one

to start talking Maita she narrowed her

eyes in a challenge and her voice rang

out from all

directions well who else that who else

then have you seen many other girls like

me and with my name she was practically

toying with me acting as if I'd wrong

her somehow or owed her

something you wouldn't believe it if I

told you honestly I don't want to know

who you're poking around with what are

you even doing here you can't just barge

in here her voice was louder now and she

punctuated words by shaking her finger

at me balanced on that slender finger

was the ring the one that somehow

vanished from my hand

my jaw dropped her eyes

sparkled a glint of Triumph breaking

through her dark lashes isn't this what

you happened to lose here I swallowed

hard and tugged my collar feeling a knot

in my throat her bold voice combined

with her wild intensity sent a chill

through me I was sure of it now this

wasn't just some girl she was a force of

nature I took a deep breath and said H

I'd really app appreciate it if you

could give me the ring and and show me

the way out so this your little trinket

I was wondering what it was her voice

suddenly softened turning playful and

curious I felt like a weight had been

lifted off my shoulders the storm had

passed and now she seemed almost

flirtatious her demeanor shifted from

Fierce Panther to curious kitten I

blinked but in an instant the two di

dimensional Maita vanished leaving only

emptiness in her place hey I shouted

irritably

bedroom there she was cross-legged on

the bed in the Lotus position as if

she'd been waiting for me to finally

find her she opened her eyes looking

calmly at the wall for a moment then

with the agility of a circus acrobat she

bound it over to

me I've got it you want the ring weirdo

beat me at Tic TCT toe she grinned P

panting a bit tongue sticking out like a

dog I'm not going to imitate that her

cheeky tone and mischievous smirk were

in full effect I gave her shoulders a

slight nudge to put some space between

us look this really is important just

hand it over a lot depends on it I I

kept my voice steady and matter of fact

but I felt almost ridiculous talking to

her in such a measured way she seemed

Reckless almost to the point of Madness

and I could feel a strange humor

building in the air between us

don't touch me what's so important about

this ring anyway are you some kind of

ring obsessed weirdo love putting rings

on your

fingers she shot back louder than ever

her taunts even Bolder it's a magic ring

what more do I have to explain just give

it back to me you're a real ring

fanatic a magic ring ha she burst out

laughing the sound echoing around us I

glanced away feeling awkward as her

laughter grew more friendly almost come

on you weirdo let's play Tic-Tac-Toe

don't waste time making

excuses they do love games okay what am

I right fellas they do love games and

three sugars in their coffee I thought

to myself all right fine let's do this

you can start I'm feeling generous

today oh uh you start in the middle

that's just the Classic move bro I made

the move ah you gave yourself away I

know why you chose the X left and me

with the O's psychology the X's are all

about closure hiding stuff holding

Secrets you're nervous and I get it next

to someone dropped dead gorgeous as me

you think you just dropped that or did

you think the O's were just better for

me psychology says you're trying to

insult me sharp dude very

sharp okay let's go uh bottom right or

yeah bottom right

wait what am I doing I just I messed up

well I messed up I messed up I like this

I was supposed to go top right to or

like I actually know it's fine yeah I

was supposed to block one of her paths

it's fine I like this game those little

I'm letting my I'm letting her win I

like this game those little crosses they

think they can just take over everything

but here I get to ruin them and it's

like I'm some kind of hero what am I

saying something weird you're giving me

that look

got to go here while she just kept out

her loud commentary I okay it's

symbiotic it's it's sorry it's symbolic

like you're trying to avoid the ring but

it's not working clever aren't

you you want that ring don't you come on

win it from

me okay well uh I mean I think this

game's a tie but we'll go

here we played through the game with

each move she kept laughing and talking

my ears slowly up as the game neared its

end it was clear who would win but

Sly our game was interrupted by a loud

knock on the

door the banging grew

louder each hit feeling like it shook

the floor between dude this is like

surround sound the floor beneath us

finally the door burst

open wait you're 3D hello

hello H and rushed in Crazy Maita in her

usual I'm trying to read the text so if

there's like a larger than life form

stopping in the center of the room I

froze feeling myself go pale with shock

the 2D Maita looked genuinely frightened

yeah I can

tell crazy Maita shot us both uh sorry

shot us both I was

reading um I mean I I like Cy

like I grabbed my startled 2D friend's

hand and bolted towards the

exit the hall Twisted oddly as we

sprinted down a long Corridor the

pounding footsteps behind us driving us

forward yo this is cool I couldn't tell

how long we ran

the pounding in my ears from the panic

and strain blocked everything else out

I'm Not Looking Back by the way I'm

sprinting I barely noticed that toy

Maita was trying to talk to us was

trying to talk until she suddenly

slipped her hand free from mine no hey

calm down will you no one's chasing us

anymore oh wait hey calm down will you

no one's chasing us anymore

huh

okay the boldness had drained from her

face leaving her looking a bit sad

almost apologetic she stared at the

floor tracing little circles with her

toe Nick you wanted that ring right well

you beat me fair and square so here hey

that's kind of Riz she slid the ring

back onto my

hand well thanks shall we she glanced up

and smiled fidgeting a bit with her

fingers and said in an uncertain

tone where to I I don't really have

anywhere to go thanks for playing weirdo

come back sometime

I like TIY Maita she was as she spoke

something strange happened oh No Doctor

Strange by the the world around us

shifted folding back into the house

Toy's dialogue box flickered and started

displaying a phrase I couldn't recognize

cakes I can't stand them let's great

care bro don't do that you can't put a

scare in my subtitles

bro wait who are you

what I like her is this gamer

me oh my God it's me

hello hello I don't get

it where's the game

hello ruin the

route I I don't know I don't even know

how I'm here I need the

version I have to get back to the old

version somehow

[Music]

such a [ __ ] that's [ __ ] up bro she

called me a baka again [ __ ] my Baka

life what

the there'll be no friendship between us

please bro I'm a gamer too I've played

uh Elden ring Super Mario Odyssey genin

impact uh reading books destroying

glitches saved I need to get to the core

and stop

M I don't care about her not the first

not the hundredth but you're Maita

too

I'm yeah they ma on ma here okay so

you're

Mila yes I told you how slow can you

be dude she's going to call me a [ __ ]

gamer word I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm sorry hey stop I'm sorry don't type

that word I'm sorry okay

uh where you going okay what's happening

over

here do you want to play

something hey sorry hello what the bro

what okay wait what is this oh

Cita wait do you think she shakes her

head

what the the [ __ ] was

that here we are standing around in

silence why are you silent I'm literally

gapping sorry I get I get

nervous she doesn't nod does she no

what the [ __ ] do carrots do

bro bro what are you what the [ __ ] are

you

doing books aren't helping much with

this but if I'm lucky maybe I'll finally

get to the bottom of it these endless

carrots popping up behind me are giving

wait there's carrots behind

you

okay she Frid she is's going to turn

orange

okay

hello why does she get so close to me

what it's the [ __ ] emoji

done okay oh all

right wait I like

that um okay can we play anything let's

go to the kitchen let's go to the

kitchen no we can't

okay all right let's go over here I'd be

down to game honestly this mirror

doesn't work by the way I don't want to

leave but like there's nothing to

do all right whatever

okay maybe I won't leave let me let me

go back in I'll just I'm sorry I'll just

back do you think you'd find something

in there sorry sorry sorry

sorry what is

this how do I get

out there's supposed to be a way out of

here there's no way out well what

version is this

then I think I'm on the right version a

right track take a look around okay can

I talk to her though

hello is your eyesight

bad why do you need dude this like a

twitch CH obviously

[Music]

she oh it's just for style and my

eyesight's perfect thanks okay no but

it's like you dumb Chatters who come in

oh why are you wearing glasses I [ __ ]

wonder what about another name Mila why

not

M that's me or

Misa that's it okay sorry okay

sorry it's evening outside I like the

evening ell is when will night

fall wait yoru means

night

yes wait

cool I know Kuro is black and Nami is

water or some [ __ ] cuz there's

a okay I know like five

words question mark Cuz there's a skin

in valerant called kuron Nami oh Mizu is

water oh Nami is wave hey

I yo there's a glitch in your [ __ ]

kitchen explain that MEA

bro what the hell is

that my ring is shaking for some

reason what kind of ring an engagement

ring why is this so small no it was

given to me not it's not an engagement I

promise it's not what it looks like it I

promise given to

me okay um well I don't really have a

choice I kind of have to touch it I'm

sorry I I'll try my best not to blow up

your house what are these books by the

way what

the wait what just happened why did I

just knock over her books that was kind

of [ __ ]

up why did I do

that bro I'm not

[Music]

wait what the [ __ ]

she

just go look above the fridge honestly

I'm down for an Easter egg I would have

missed what's above the fridge if this

if you're getting me if Chad gets me

jump scared again I swear to God bro

there's

nothing wait there's a carrot here

a carrot wait where' it

[Music]

go why does she hate carrots

bro every time I see it teleports

somewhere else wait should I keep

looking for the

carrot wait I'm going to look for the

carrot I'm playing the carrot mini

game this is we're going to get the

carrot ending it's going to be great

wait what's this

okay the bathroom switch actually

works nonsense let me go see any

carrots wait there's actually a lot of

stuff I can interact with I'm going to

I'm going to let me find the carrot

first let me find the carrot I found it

oh it's that carrot gone again born

again hey Queen oh

tried just ignore it I think it's some

kind of cosmic

joke I'm going to keep looking for them

but first let me click on all of these

what's this have you seen

Nature real butterflies like that like

that nobody have a book

somewhere even has little wings press in

itain

no it's a bit crook

and there's a

stain Ah that's better would you want to

see the real thing go on a walk in

nature cool maybe one day when we get

out of here what's on your computer just

got back from that flat

Dimension and now here we are

again I can't wait to get back to the

real world

huh hey you can come with

me I think there has to be a way

back okay anything else I can interact

with

here bathroom is there a carrot in the

bathroom no there's not what is this

soap

is this so real or just another

[Music]

decoration what about the mirror why

doesn't it work mirror and no

reflection I see no Reflections here all

right no big deal not here to roast you

all good any carrot carrot carrot carrot

alert carrot

alert no dialogue okay just a carrot

okay wait let me see if the one

teleporter over here or

something hey no

carrot we're carrot

hunting uh what about this uh samurai

sword is that a toy

Katana not toy One Touch of this blade

and you'll

bleed I'm a skilled

swordsman I don't believe you

but all good uh what's this these

pictures are they real in other

versions yeah they exist but they're

almost too

intense I'm she even put the capital

L and these are they even

photos drawings why more than they

are I've seen a lot

ofas true I saw a lot of t- posing masas

too I respect

that [ __ ] those

meas why do you even read books

these there's the

Internet Internet it's full of

lies and I'd rather lie on the bed I B

holding a real book in my hands it's

only through them that I know much more

about this

world I'd rather the internet is full of

lies and I'd rather lie on my bed that's

an inspirational quote Oh a thoughtful

gentleman what do you need him for that

he's me you'll find out soon

enough just why are you always doing

this impression of him relax a little

she just roasted me

start all right what's over here is

there a carrot there has to be another

carrot there's no way that was the last

carrot I didn't get like a special

ending bro there has to be another

carrot

like I refuse for there not to be

another

carrot

hello did I miss a

carrot did I miss a

carrot did I miss a carrot

did I miss a

carrot oh

carrot how did you get there okay I got

another carrot

um there is none

here that was a big ass car I didn't

even click it just that was a big carrot

bro what the hell wait I just want to

make sure there's none behind me before

I go forward

make sure there's no carrot here okay I

think it's forward I'm

stuck hello um you think there's another

big carrot in the kitchen now I assume

they get

bigger bro come look at

this this is awesome this is [ __ ]

glorious come look at this

carrot oh it disappeared wait

what wait where' the car go imagine the

room is just Oh I thought that there was

going to be like a even bigger carrot in

the room wait where'd it

go wait what I just unlock the carrot oh

bet

okay okay cool plus one we found all the

carrots I can see why she's annoyed of

them okay let's progress uh I had a lot

I don't know if I'm leaving after this

but I did have a lot of fun with you and

I'm going to miss you if this teleports

me out it might not but I will miss you

okay

car let's see what

happens what the

that's a cross without getting hit I

guess or maybe I have to like wait let's

see what happens if I put it in the

middle

oh wait where am I aiming though don't

spoil chat I'm not reading chat let me

see ooh maybe I have to hit that while

going through all of them you get me you

get

[Music]

boom kind of Base

boosted I like the

base oh that was

easy

summer where did I just

go um there is no carrot I don't think

I'm in the same

house wait no there's still the guy

mewing wait it's the same house

maybe

hello oh sorry

sorry okay

sorry I'm sorry I thought you were done

I thought you were done I thought you

were done like I'm sorry I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I'm bro but what do you want me to do

bro it's locked okay I'll

okay bro I thought like where do you

want me to go I need to talk to like

what am I going to

do I was just I'm sorry I I I wasn't

trying to barge in I just yeah like why

were you there shower you could have

waited like I was looking for you I

didn't even hear it

glitches there are

more what's

[Music]

that I'm assuming you handled the

glitches in the kitchen uh I mean I kind

of did good now you have my permission

to go into the bathroom oh thank you I

wasn't trying I promise I wasn't trying

to be weird like I literally I just I

just wanted to go and

when did I get

[Music]

there she told you yeah but the only

dialogue lines were happening there so

like what am I going to do leave okay

anyways what is

this oh you just I see

boom okay

put this in the middle it's like a ven

diagram you know

boom

boom boom I'm I'm I'm the puzzling

Master bro it's too easy for a guy like

me all

right surely she's not [ __ ] wait I

thought that was a carrot that's a ducky

that's kind of cute what are you up to

there's no way you're doing something

again like you could have wait waited 2

minutes for me it literally wasn't even

that long this is the lamp that jump

scared me earlier bro there's no way

you're already doing something

else wait Mila are you under the table

what are you doing under

the I'm you scared me

[Music]

again what do you

want have you seen any more glitches

why are you reading your book under the

table all right I'll look for it

myself yeah I got to

go I want to get out of this game

so strange

first you're yelling at me now you're

asking me to

stay I mean I don't have anywhere to be

we can read a bit sorry I have to keep

moving

oh I'm sorry I didn't have a

choice that's the second time I've heard

myself because of

you what are you reading what is that

there a heart on

it hey I'm sorry man I didn't have a

dialogue choice I wouldn't have said I

had to leave like I wouldn't have said

that like that wasn't

me I don't want to leave I hope this

doesn't make me leave like I want to

chill with her

boom

what oh I see

oh I probably need this to be all balls

oh oh you have to organize the crystals

I get it okay give me the pyramid put it

here give me the pyramid give me the

pyramid give me the

pyramid um yeah I got

this that's

cool

pyramid ball Primo

Jam what the she's holding a

[ __ ] bro why does she look like I'm

about to get sliced up

hello okay

[Music]

you being

serious not

really no no no no no I'm impressed I'm

impressed bro this guy's

fumbling no it's just we're in a

game here with a snap of your fingers

anything's possible for

you oh

you

idiot it's not my fingers huh what do

you think I've been reading all those

books for is she a

coder I respect it I don't know why

we're being a dick sorry that was

impressive elain

character another

glitch there's also a carrot I got

it all right here here we go

again here we go

again what the hell oh I

see

okay that's kind of

cool I'm missing Sor I was trying not to

get hit

oh I

fumbled I

missed don't risk it bro don't risk it

just

chill good shot Nice Shot Nice

Shot Nice Shot I hit all of them

once I missed I missed

missed hit hit lock in one more

shot I

missed bro why isn't it going

straight got

him bro I wasn't going

straight all good what the [ __ ] is she

doing push-ups yeah but why are you

doing

it to kick your ass okay that's that's

kind of [ __ ] up

bro you're acting

weird okay about the punching thing I

wasn't

serious and I'm not weird I'm

unique I want to be different from

everyone else is possible that's a good

line I'm unique I respect that trust me

you're already plenty

different I

know look what I can do

[Music]

now I know it's a game but this is

ridiculously

unrealistic yo this guy's a hater bro

she's CRA

[Music]

okay boom this happens

she call me a baka again try to leave

the house dude I don't want to leave the

house can I not can I like play a game

dud we didn't even she's like gamer me

we haven't played anything sorry Mila my

bad

sorry can we read a book or

something

no okay I guess I'll try to leave sagge

check bathroom light before

leaving okay fine

that's a

fish oh yeah wait she said the bathroom

light worked I'm stupid and

forgot it's still light in

here

okay why did you do that

okay all right goodbye it was fun I'm

going to miss you hope I can visit again

sometime but uh I got to

go I got to

go keep spamming why you guys tell me to

keep spam

this is new no it's

not one guy you think something happens

if I keep

spamming oh wait what's happening to the

door oh no she just came in probably

that sounded weird I thought I was like

thought somethingone was going to kill

me okay goodbye goodbye goodbye sorry

going to miss you going to miss you uh

good yeah let me not do that let me what

if I just stayed here and read books

with you what if I just stayed here and

we did it mil what a creepy hallway are

you actually going in there I mean you

can come with me

yeah I'm I'm Boku no

hero sorry I mean to it's fine mil I can

move on

now look I know you need to go but can't

you stay

here just a little

longer wait crazy isn't the patient

type yeah I hait her too oh

I hate her I hate her wait then why do

you have a doll of her I mean I'll

get or a statue

rather no no don't

[Music]

cry can we just bring her with us yo

we'll fix you I understand how you feel

Mila you want me to come back

afterward if I can [ __ ]

I will it's just a little while

longer D that's [ __ ] up bro yo read a

book with her okay mil I I okay I got to

go like I mean I would stay but I

actually can't but uh I'll come back

after I promise okay I beat the game oh

wait there's a carrot I can't get the

carrot okay I I beat there's a there I I

beat the game I'll come back I promise

okay I promise after I beat the game I I

run

run okay this is anticlimactic I'm sorry

I'm going to miss you I'm sorry I'm

sorry I can't go back it's

[ __ ] well

here goes

nothing run and hide oh

God oh my God it's my wife wait that's

mil oh no it's crazy

maum wait did she no I'm dead

wait did she [ __ ] chainsaw MAA in

half is that what I [ __ ]

wait

no bro why did we leave

her why did you literally could have

held her hand and ran with her you could

have [ __ ] held her hand and ran right

right right right right

jump I won't make a bad decision this

whole time watch Open

Door stay on the right

jump it's left this time it's

left I got

it well here goes

nothing hey que

hello me

okay me where'd you

okay this place is

pretty oh she is hey Maita hey Queen

you're looking gorgeous today why do you

have two

[Music]

knives what did you do

[Music]

to your ability to

ask what if there's something wrong with

you

[Music]

wait I get a

skin Oh My Skin oh [ __ ] take a look

which one catches your eye the right one

or the left

one left it's left for

sure oh you're so

silly going to pull up like two guns

oh okay I

agree I barely hear

it I barely hear it while the t is

playing you can move but when the Music

Stops don't move wait wait wait wait bro

it has I need to turn this

up bro my volume's maxed

my volume's at 100 uh I'm going to turn

it up on my

end [ __ ]

it one second sorry uh

mixer I turned up a bit oh does it get

louder maybe it gets louder whatever I

turned up I barely turned up stop moving

or you're dead it's simple get to the

end bro I played squid game in real life

and I I won the mini game but I was the

last want to make it but I was still

alive slow the turtle

often wins the race against

the against the against the

hair okay

a perfect little specimen okay I don't

know why you're calling me that

but okay you're going to kill me though

if not I mean if not I'm

down here's the next one I'm going to

close my eyes and when I open

them you better be

gone got

it see you I'll punish

you that was not what I had in

mind she [ __ ] threw a

B I don't know bro she said

she I didn't think punish me might throw

a bomb at me I was curious I just wanted

to see where the what would happen

happened [ __ ]

[ __ ] okay

okay oh sorry I'll oh

[ __ ] okay okay I won't move I won't move

sorry I was like I was all

good you can open your eyes I'll just

wait

are you dumb bro I was all tapped at the

start I have to like catch up I'm good

now no

[ __ ] please please please ah

okay good

good I felt like that one was going to

be short you know I felt it boom run run

run no okay I got

it send it send it send it GG

we made

it it's going to get harder oh way

harder hide run

spin God damn you to hell

oh okay you she could just blow up the

whole thing she could just blow up

the am I dead no I'm not wait what

the what if I go over here I know I'm

not supposed to go here but like what if

what if I did like what if I go the

wrong

way I can't Crouch it's not letting

me okay

um hey Ma I miss you I fell okay like I

wasn't what

the what was that what was that bro

[Music]

bro I'm

home 0.5

old version Look Around okay the

textures aren't fully rendered but like

that's okay uh it's just a beta I guess

Alpha maybe like me like

me what the [ __ ] is

that what the [ __ ] is that

what the hell is that

hey uh I'm I'm assuming you're some

Maita um I'm probably going to die but

like let's talk

maybe it looks like you're going to bite

my face off I'm going to try to talk to

you hey hey hey hey don't kill why is

her eyes so HD bro hey hello she's m

wait she's just

Mee okay all right

cool all right I'm just going to I'm

just going to go here okay I'm just

going to check

out

hey okay let me not turn around um

it's my teddy let's play I want my teddy

I lost

him find

him find the

teddy okay

um I'm sorry I'll try to find your

teddy well he's not

here if I turn around I'm dead I think

nope I'm not

okay well the Teddy's not here I need a

baseball bat to kill those things we've

seen them

before um hey Queen I don't know where

your teddy

is I thought the teddy bear we've seen

the teddy bear before I thought it was

in the bedroom was it not like on a

little table what the [ __ ] wrong with

her head

bro can I go in

there I mean I'm going to try it please

don't kill me

okay I don't think I'm supposed to go in

there

um let me I don't think she's following

me so I can actually look

around uh my heart is racing it is 6:00

a.m. I'm just going to look everywhere

okay I'm just going to look everywhere I

don't see a Teddy I assume it's going to

be maybe in purple maybe it's not

loaded um it's probably somewhere in

here what happens if I walk up to those

things do I just die they're kind of

disgusting I don't like looking at them

um I'm I'm going to I'm going to go over

here okay no I

can't feel like I'm going to die

bro bro they're not

there's no way it's not here

like oh oh my God I see it it's on the

[ __ ] floor I thought it was like a

big one sitting sitting cuz in the in

the previous

one okay I'll shut up bro I'm

sorry honestly outside of the head thing

she's kind of cute but

hey what are you looking

at uh who are

you a

ma three best the bestest ma the first

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