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The Bizarre World of Pointlessly Gendered Products
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foreign as you can tell this video looks a little different from my usual ones I don't know if you can tell but this video is strictly for girls yeah this is a gals only video sorry fellas you're gonna have to wait till the Blue version comes out on my patreon yeah I'm just kidding I don't have a patreon but my podcast does go check it out okay so today we're going to be talking about gender and yeah let's get it out of our systems gender I hardly know [Music] damn yeah I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I'm an educated figure when it comes to gender or when it comes to anything really I just think people should be able to identify as whatever gender they want to identify as I've actually never understood why people cared so much it really does not matter all the outrage towards that is insane well but these transgender people are gonna start using the men's bathroom okay you think they want to have you seen a men's bathroom it's just disgusting man I've seen poop on the ceiling before but more specifically we're not going to talk about just gender and in general we're gonna talk about gendered marketing if you don't know what that is here's the definition I wrote all on my own gendered marketing consists of differentiating consumers based on their gender through tailoring one or several elements of the marketing campaign or product features based on gender stereotypes I was reading it off the website I was watching SpongeBob SpongeBob SquarePants is a funny show so in simple terms blue stuff for boys pink stuff for girls they call a purse for men a merse or sandals for men mandals I've dude I've also seen leggings for men called meggings men don't have legs I guess no legs just Megs this is what I look like when I'm not wearing any pants but some of these examples get extremely ridiculous and those are the products that we're gonna be looking at today so I think one of the main categories that gendered marketing is the most prevalent is with personal hygiene perfect example are those like all-in-one shampoo slash conditioner slash body wash slash Lube slash ketchup concoctions that are like only advertised towards men like this Irish Spring five in one shampoo conditioner Body Face 24 hour deodorizer dude that sounds like [ __ ] RuPaul lyrics shampoo conditioner Body Face 24 hour deodorizer and although these are marketed towards men I'm like a hundred percent sure this [ __ ] was invented by some pissed off wife who who's just had an update here with their stupid [ __ ] husband who was just not washing his body correctly one day she was finally snapped and was like okay just use that okay the very least just use this I can literally smell your ass through your breath also speaking of smelling ass I'm really happy that they just called this shampoo for men and not man poo it's just so frustrating that all the girls get all the pretty names for their shampoo like smooth and silky full and plush and the guy shampoos are like machine gun smell odor oil shampoo and that sounds crazy but that's not even that big of a stretch because look at this [ __ ] bottle of shampoo Hound head 10w30 super refined shampoo man-made Salon grade and that one's [ __ ] crazy but look at their original branding super refined shampoo for men high performance Hair Care Maplewood tobacco oil scenting I want to smell like a garage after a nice shower shampoo plus means that this product is formulated to be more than just a shampoo it can be news from the dab you're it to the bottom of your piston okay is that supposed to be your [ __ ] do not use this on your legs you can only go from Top ahead to bottom of penis use on your legs may God have mercy on your soul like dude if you squint at this it looks like [ __ ] motor oil dude this is the shampoo that Lightning McQueen uses or should I say lightning McLean like if this is what it takes for you to buy shampoo and use shampoo you are a child you are a little baby boy it's not manly to use this it's childish right like this is the shampoo equivalent of a parent pretending a spoonful of Cheerios is an airplane so they can [ __ ] feed their stupid baby you know what I mean when you're like [Music] this is the same thing but instead of that it's [ __ ] all right tilt your head back Ron here comes the motor oil foreign hygiene products I found grenade soap grass knuckle soap and gun soap hey guys not everything has to be violent you can have just a nice relaxing shower with a normal bar of soap and regular shampoo you can hang out without just being like and trust me the rabbit hole of like hygienic products that are advertised towards men is crazy deep during my research I stumbled upon a pretty interesting company that makes makeup for men and it's called war paint it is makeup for men and it's called warping it's not called makeup it's warping warpaint for men is a men's makeup brand designed specifically from our audience and the main name for me is change the whole thinking around men's makeup I think you can tell by just looking at me I've never been to war like if I was drafted into the army it'd be like a personality height like I'm not a soldier in any meaning of the word but even I am offended by this dude I don't think using a little bit of makeup to cover up your eye bags is the same as someone painting their face to risk their life in the admirable fight for crude oil and it's so weird because products like this are always advertised towards men like this is to help you be confident and comfortable in your own masculinity and it's like dude if your masculinity is already so fragile that you can't just walk into a [ __ ] Sephora and ask one of the 1 million employees working for some [ __ ] makeup to put under your eyes and a product called war paint is not gonna change anything if anything you're just gonna be extra insecure because when someone comes up to you like oh you're wearing makeup you're like no it's warpaint actually this is like a perfect time to use that [ __ ] good doctor meme dude is that makeup and listen I'm sorry we're focusing so much on men's products right now but I just think it's so funny when companies make products specifically for men like the entire world isn't already for men and I got another great example this is called Savage for him it's laundry detergent sheets let's go ahead and read this website detergent built for men transform your Daily Grind into a bold statement Savage for him provides a powerful cleaning experience without smelling like a [ __ ] Jesus man last part seemed a little unnecessary what is it what does a [ __ ] even smell like comment below what a [ __ ] smell like so that's super funny but what's even funnier is the picture right underneath this one they made this little diagram showing why uh Savage for him is better than regular laundry detergent and it's so [ __ ] good let's look at it all right so first up regular laundry detergent's got floral scent and that's bad Savage for him manly sick this one is heavy plastic jugs and that's bad and Savage for him is a lightweight box okay hold on isn't the whole thing with Hyper masculinity like I'm super strongest man ever so why is this bad that it's a heavy plastic jug right that guys love heavy plastic jugs seriously if Savage for him really wanted to cater to men they should ship these In Like A Stone box this should be a hundred pounds dude okay next one it says this one is difficult to store but this one easy to store also wrong I mean maybe this one is so difficult to store because it's so heavy right you can't get it up on the Shelf it's so heavy right fellas you guys [ __ ] know dude there's nothing heavier than laundry detergent hard to measure no measuring needed that's wrong too laundry detergent is the easiest thing to measure there's a [ __ ] there's a cup there's lines on it you pour it you put it in this diagram is making it seem like men are like children and capable of doing anything without [ __ ] it up like is that what men are don't answer that actually don't and last but not least pouring leaves a mess versus easy to use sheets okay yeah so I guess the average man is a [ __ ] infomercial actor okay let's see what else is on Savage for him how to use see this yet [ __ ] [ __ ] kill him do your laundry motorcycle oh my God guys come on okay I think that's enough about products for men let's move on to the girls stuff over the years there's been a lot of uh frankly insulting products marketed towards women I think it's gotten a little better but it's still pretty brutal sometimes like 10 15 years ago dude [ __ ] was crazy you had the Bic pens for her you know because girls can't use blue ink Blues For Boys you had those old Secret commercials strong enough for a man but made for a woman Minnie had awesome products like chick beer here if you didn't know it was beer for chicks it was uh low in calories and they made the packaging look like a little purse they tie an outfit together once you're tying one on it's just so wild because all of these products they're pointless but also just like so condescending like every product for women is like oh you want to use the same stuff that the boys do sure sure I'll let you have that yeah I'll let you do that just let me uh let me use this pink paint and I'll get it ready for you like these silicoax stool softener it's blue it's for boys number one doctor recommended ingredients all right what does the girl one look like from the makers of Dulcolax pink dulco ease pink stool softener number one OB GYN recommended ingredient also I love that they made the the packaging pink but they still thought women weren't going to get it so they [ __ ] wrote it on the box too you see it it's pink you love this [ __ ] and one more thing that bugs me about this solco ease pink says it gently relieves constipation but the blue one just says constipation relief so does the blue Dulcolax not do it gently it doesn't relieve constipation and like a really brutal rough manly way okay so I've been constipated for weeks who's weeks why would they make you do something like that what no I I've been constipated for a while ah gotcha okay here take this oh sorry sorry what the heck this is dokoy's pink you're a boy sorry here you go just take one of those and your constipation will go away in no time okay ow ow oh my God ow what did you give ow it hurts what hurts everything good it's working the new Dulcolax stool softener for boys with its patent-pending heart stopping technology you'll die a painful death and so will your constipation don't go LAX and the shitty thing about this is that they use tactics on people no way you give birth to a boy they get blue clothes you give birth to a girl they get pink clothes and like these weird [ __ ] pointless gender roles get just [ __ ] shoved down their throat before they even like talk like these bibs for example the boy gets one that says boy genius and the girl gets one that says ready for my hashtag selfie this is like a fun game for all of you guys after this video is done go to Google Search any random product and then put for women or for men at the end and you'll get some really good result because there is no boundaries they will take any product and inject gender into it for no reason like these girly girl binoculars you know just in case you want to look at some Far Away makeup because you're a girly girl and uh what's interesting about the male counterpart is they're called North American binoculars the [ __ ] idle on it ah the two genders female North American and after looking at pictures of all these products I started wondering myself like are these even effective like do they work they've been doing this forever so marketing like this must be incredibly effective right wrong the only group that gendered marketing works on is men because we all have [ __ ] caveman brains we see a thing that says oh shampoo for men and we go that's me a study show that companies who use gendered marketing towards women to try to entice them to buy their product it actually does the complete opposite I'll read this direct quote gender labels threaten women more than men because women have long been marginalized by negative stereotypes so they're more sensitive to marketing that tries to put them in a box I also was curious I wanted to do some more research about the whole blue for boys and pink for girls because I I never found out the origin I just assumed it was just they just picked colors one day I guess so I looked it up and dude here's the [ __ ] T pink used to be the Boy Color could have slayed so hard boys look what they took from us man and the flip side of that blue used to be the girls color apparently back in the day they viewed Pink as like a close relative to the color red and they saw red as a stronger Bolder color so they assigned it to the men so it's comforting to know that whatever colors were assigned to each gender the reasoning behind it has always been a little sexist I just think it's so 2000 and late to separate things based on gender especially with products that do not need to be separated that way like with vitamins and [ __ ] I guess that makes sense but like tape or here's a good one Ouija boards that's got to be the craziest one are there any girlies here with us right now yes and although I should just end the video right here I wanted to find out if there was any real difference between these gendered products so I ordered the craziest ones I could find on the internet and we're gonna test them out so let's go [Music] hey guys I'm in my podcast Studio because I have some family staying over at my house and I don't want to be even more annoying than I already am so I scoured the internet to try to find some weird gendered products and I found quite a few first off we have uh dude wipes I've never heard of these before but they're extra large wipes as you can see because men have extra large [ __ ] they're sort of just gaping poop just sort of falls out sometimes fragrance free yeah it's girly to have your ass smell good I feel like we gotta get it's either [ __ ] or no snow so this says back in the day we founded dude products out of our apartment in Chicago we were so tired of dealing with dry toilet paper during the aftermath of a lunchtime burrito so I tried to find like a a woman equivalent you know like dudette wipes or lady wipes every time I would like search up flushable wipes for women like feminine wipes would pop up and you'd be like perfect for your intimate area balance your pH levels so they're talking about the vagina and I don't have one of those thanks a lot God so I just have like the regular flushable wipes that uh that are for just anyone this says it was tested with plumbers like they white plumber's asses you know how you can always see a plumber's butt crack that's when they would test it when they was the plumber would be hunched over and they'd be like oh perfect that was their opportunity right plumber I hardly know also this got me thinking the fact that there's a dude wipe and also just like a generic wipe for all genders that's just more proof that girls don't poop I'm on to you ladies okay nothing gets past me all right so yeah I'm gonna go test these out and see if there's any real difference between the dude wipes and the generic ones I guess I went into the bathroom and immediately pulled out some sheets to compare the sizes when I was caught off guard by this hilarious sticker they put on the dude wipes so I had myself a nice little giggle and upon close inspection the so-called extra large dude wipes are really not that much bigger than the generic wipes I don't even know if they're bigger at all they might just have different dimensions but enough about the size I gotta see if these wipes work the same so I took a number two in the bathroom and obviously I can't show you the details here but both wipes worked perfectly fine I flushed the wipes down the toilet and said goodbye another job well done or so I thought after I flushed these wipes down the toilet I saw a sign that said please avoid putting any other object in the toilet and I respect my office space so I dove down there to get them back okay verdict they're the same [ __ ] thing uh they both wipe your ass completely fine dude wipes are just about two percent bigger or maybe it's pronounced Duty I don't know all right next up we got an interesting product earbuds so yeah these are called Sleep Pretty in Pink and quiet snoring shouldn't it like quiet everything because this has noise reductions the orange ones reduce all noise but this one is just snoring it actually amplifies everything else on the packaging there's nothing that says it's for women it used to say earplugs for women but they changed it but on the back on this little [ __ ] barcode it says Heroes sleep Pretty in Pink women's ear plugs let's compare the size and the shape between these two I'd like to share with you what makes the sleep pretty and pink earplugs such a wonderful product for women looking to block snoring as well as fall asleep and stay asleep Okay so we've got the regular all gendered earplugs and then we've got the girl ones here so let's just let's check out the the the normal ones okay nice now that's an ear plug now the girl one immediately looks a lot smaller right yeah dude it looks like it looks so much smaller you'll notice that the tip of the plug is nicely rounded to provide the highest degree of comfort it also doesn't get wider on the bottom so I feel like I could just get swallowed up by your ear a lot easier you know okay so for reference I'm just gonna try these out can't hear anything earplugs we all know them they could be nose plugs who knows okay now the girl ones so right off the bat they go in a lot kind of annoying I'm more of a Bratz gal myself these are like scary how uh I feel like how easy they would be to just like get stuck in your ear or maybe they're right maybe girls have really really tiny tiny ear holes I don't I don't know I will say it's kind of weird that I couldn't find specific earbuds Just For Men but I mean do men even need earplugs they don't listen to begin with am I right ladies like the video verdict same [ __ ] thing these are just a little too small for my big huge manly ears okay we've got two more products that I want to try this one really shocked me not as much as the the next one we're gonna be looking at but this one especially really uh confused me it's a hammer a hammer for girls and it's suffocating that was the close one it feels pretty sturdy you know it feels like it would here's the one I that I just have at my house that me and Jenna used when we're nailing oh yeah they're in love okay again this is like one of the most insulting things ever being like hey look look it's for you look look it's pink you like that you're a girl um I guess the only way to really test this out is to like Hammer some Nails right yeah man big surprise they're the same [ __ ] thing they both do the exact same thing Hammer is a hammer right I actually low-key like this one more I don't know if because it's like newer it felt better to like Hammer oh my God I just thought of a great name for it a ham her [Applause] I'm already like picturing how like what a TV ad for this would look like it'd be like Girls Love Nails ah not those kind of nails these nails hammering in case we have one more product here that has been pointlessly gendered this one really caught me by surprise and I I am sad that I have these turns out they made his and her Bibles they've got the new international version boys Bible and then they've got the new international version the ultimate Bible for girls and the differences are crazy I'll read you the back of this grow into the young man God wants you to be dig deep into God's word and learn amazing new facts discover inspiring people and stories and uncover all kinds of stuff that you never imagined was in the Bible helpful fun and often downright astonishing the NIV boys Bible features unique and meaningful content features what's the big deal need to know biblical stories and people check it out interesting and funny facts about Bible times and characters Grossology gross and gory stuff you never knew was in the Bible Grossology if it oozes bleeds smells or makes your spine tingle it's in the Bible God didn't avoid the messy parts of life he left them in so get ready to squirm okay yeah so they just got like a bunch of facts it really does not look like the [ __ ] good time that they're making it out to be but um now let's read the back of the girls Bible packed with exciting features that help girls 8 to 12 better understand themselves in scripture the NIV ultimate Bible for girls teaches girls that the Bible is real relevant and best of all that the story of God and his people is your story too features include uh book introductions read about the who when where and what dude no shot okay I actually haven't read the back of this before okay dream girl use your imagination to put yourself in the story no [ __ ] way dude you think in the Bible it says why slash and dude I can't believe they told you to insert yourself into the Bible I wish the people stoning Jesus to death it was so girl about what would it have been like to live on Noah's ark or to see baby Jesus snugly sleeping in a hay-filled Manger how about seeing God create the world this feature will help you imagine yourself in some of the most familiar and amazing Bible stories dude I'm sorry I gotta find one of these I flip through the lady Bible to find some amazing dreamy story to insert myself into but I realized the Bible isn't really a book you want to imagine yourself in I definitely would not recommend shifting into the Bible dude the dream girl segments aren't even like cute they're like scary your sadness is heavier than the pack of belongings you carry on your back just as the death of her house so there's a little peek into the the gendered Bibles find it a little crazy that they can just do that I feel like this should just be the Bible and that's it but hey what do I know these are like the only things that are vastly different from the products that I've used I don't know what that means but it's Gotta mean something and maybe I'll figure it out by the time I film the conclusion of this video so let's find out let's find out I had a feeling that the gendered products were going to work the same way because they're the same products just advertised differently I do want to apologize for not trying out the Dulcolax and the dulco ease pink it would have been tough to purposely induce constipation and then try both of those out I don't know if I'm that devoted to my crap craft the craziest thing about this video obviously is the fact that they made the Bible boy version and girl version that is so [ __ ] crazy to me and of course the boy one is like the Bible's so gross and crazy and a whole lot of fun and the girl one is like wouldn't it be so fun to pretend your whole life is falling apart and also I know this is a touchy subject and I'm one of preface this by saying I am not religious like in the slightest but I don't think you should be able to change religious texts in order to cater to certain genders that's cheating the Bible's [ __ ] boring and it should be kept as that right don't try to [ __ ] fluff it up because if they can change that and that's fine what else have they changed over the years maybe at one point the Bible said that it actually was a okay to be gay we don't know it wouldn't surprise me what's the first syllable in Bible bye I do wonder how much better the world would be if we didn't force societal gender Norms onto people and have the absurdity reinforced subconsciously through North American binoculars and pink hammers maybe guys wouldn't feel so sad and confused all the time because maybe sometimes a dude wants to buy a pink shirt but then he doesn't because he's scared that his friends are gonna call him gay so he just ignores it and doesn't buy the pink shirt and then later when he sees another man wearing a pink shirt he gets super jealous and makes fun of that person because the only way he knows how to deal with that emotion is through anger it's really fun to think about being sure it is a metaphor by the way how about this going forward we all make a pact all right we have to be on the same page because I know some of you are again to that age of you know wanting to start a family and stuff so I think if you have a baby don't succumb to the societal pressure of putting a boy in blue and a girl in pink okay because I think that's where all the problems begin so I think instead if you have a baby dress it up like the skateboarding legend Tony Hawk because no one's gonna give a [ __ ] about their gender at that point everybody's gonna be way too busy crowding around that baby chanting do a kickflip do a kickflip do it all right thank you so much for watching the video I hope you enjoyed it if you did please press the like button because believe it or not one like equals one laxative pill that I will take also leave a comment let me know the craziest gendered product you've ever seen I I'm curious maybe we'll do a part two to this I don't know I've said all I wanted to say but who knows also press the Subscribe button because as soon as you press the Subscribe button you become a valued citizen of Curtis town and if you didn't know Curtis town is the best place to live in the world and I'm the mayor so you have to be nice to me it's the law you can check the description for all my other [ __ ] my podcast the patreon for my podcast Instagram Twitter all that crap alright that's it I would stick around but unfortunately I have to go fish a woman's earplug out of my ear thanks for watching [Music] thank you
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