0:00 foreign
0:02 as you can tell this video looks a
0:04 little different from my usual ones I
0:06 don't know if you can tell but this
0:07 video is strictly for girls yeah this is
0:10 a gals only video sorry fellas you're
0:12 gonna have to wait till the Blue version
0:13 comes out on my patreon yeah I'm just
0:15 kidding I don't have a patreon but my
0:17 podcast does go check it out okay so
0:20 today we're going to be talking about
0:21 gender and yeah let's get it out of our
0:24 systems gender I hardly know
0:27 [Music]
0:31 damn yeah I'm not gonna sit here and
0:33 pretend like I'm an educated figure when
0:36 it comes to gender or when it comes to
0:37 anything really I just think people
0:39 should be able to identify as whatever
0:41 gender they want to identify as I've
0:43 actually never understood why people
0:44 cared so much it really does not matter
0:46 all the outrage towards that is insane
0:49 well but these transgender people are
0:51 gonna start using the men's bathroom
0:53 okay you think they want to have you
0:55 seen a men's bathroom it's just
0:58 disgusting man I've seen poop on the
1:00 ceiling before but more specifically
1:03 we're not going to talk about just
1:04 gender and in general we're gonna talk
1:06 about gendered marketing if you don't
1:08 know what that is here's the definition
1:10 I wrote all on my own gendered marketing
1:12 consists of differentiating consumers
1:14 based on their gender through tailoring
1:16 one or several elements of the marketing
1:18 campaign or product features based on
1:20 gender stereotypes I was reading it off
1:22 the website I was watching SpongeBob
1:25 SpongeBob SquarePants is a funny show so
1:28 in simple terms blue stuff for boys pink
1:30 stuff for girls
1:35 they call a purse for men a merse or
1:38 sandals for men mandals I've dude I've
1:41 also seen leggings for men called
1:43 meggings men don't have legs I guess no
1:47 legs just Megs this is what I look like
1:49 when I'm not wearing any pants but some
1:50 of these examples get extremely
1:53 ridiculous and those are the products
1:55 that we're gonna be looking at today so
1:56 I think one of the main categories that
1:58 gendered marketing is the most prevalent
2:00 is with personal hygiene perfect example
2:02 are those like all-in-one shampoo slash
2:05 conditioner slash body wash slash Lube
2:08 slash ketchup concoctions that are like
2:11 only advertised towards men like this
2:13 Irish Spring five in one shampoo
2:17 conditioner Body Face 24 hour deodorizer
2:21 dude that sounds like [ __ ] RuPaul
2:22 lyrics shampoo conditioner Body Face 24
2:28 hour deodorizer and although these are
2:30 marketed towards men I'm like a hundred
2:32 percent sure this [ __ ] was invented by
2:34 some pissed off wife who who's just had
2:36 an update here with their stupid [ __ ]
2:38 husband who was just not washing his
2:40 body correctly one day she was finally
2:42 snapped and was like okay just use that
2:44 okay the very least just use this I can
2:46 literally smell your ass through your
2:48 breath also speaking of smelling ass I'm
2:51 really happy that they just called this
2:53 shampoo for men and not man poo it's
2:55 just so frustrating that all the girls
2:57 get all the pretty names for their
2:59 shampoo like smooth and silky full and
3:01 plush and the guy shampoos are like
3:03 machine gun smell odor oil shampoo and
3:06 that sounds crazy but that's not even
3:08 that big of a stretch because look at
3:10 this [ __ ] bottle of shampoo Hound
3:12 head 10w30 super refined shampoo
3:16 man-made Salon grade and that one's
3:19 [ __ ] crazy but look at their original
3:21 branding super refined shampoo for men
3:24 high performance Hair Care Maplewood
3:27 tobacco oil scenting I want to smell
3:29 like a garage after a nice shower
3:31 shampoo plus means that this product is
3:33 formulated to be more than just a
3:34 shampoo it can be news from the dab
3:36 you're it to the bottom of your piston
3:38 okay
3:41 is that supposed to be your [ __ ] do not
3:43 use this on your legs you can only go
3:45 from Top ahead to bottom of penis use on
3:48 your legs may God have mercy on your
3:51 soul like dude if you squint at this it
3:53 looks like [ __ ] motor oil dude this
3:55 is the shampoo that Lightning McQueen
3:57 uses or should I say lightning McLean
4:03 like if this is what it takes for you to
4:07 buy shampoo and use shampoo you are a
4:10 child you are a little baby boy it's not
4:12 manly to use this it's childish right
4:14 like this is the shampoo equivalent of a
4:17 parent pretending a spoonful of Cheerios
4:19 is an airplane so they can [ __ ] feed
4:21 their stupid baby you know what I mean
4:22 when you're like
4:24 [Music]
4:26 this is the same thing but instead of
4:28 that it's [ __ ] all right tilt your
4:30 head back Ron here comes the motor oil
4:32 foreign
4:35 hygiene products I found grenade soap
4:39 grass knuckle soap and gun soap
4:43 hey guys not everything has to be
4:45 violent you can have just a nice
4:47 relaxing shower with a normal bar of
4:50 soap and regular shampoo you can hang
4:52 out without just being like and trust me
4:54 the rabbit hole of like hygienic
4:57 products that are advertised towards men
4:59 is crazy deep during my research I
5:02 stumbled upon a pretty interesting
5:03 company that makes makeup for men and
5:06 it's called war paint it is makeup for
5:09 men and it's called warping it's not
5:11 called makeup it's warping warpaint for
5:13 men is a men's makeup brand designed
5:15 specifically from our audience and the
5:17 main name for me is change the whole
5:19 thinking around men's makeup I think you
5:21 can tell by just looking at me I've
5:22 never been to war like if I was drafted
5:24 into the army it'd be like a personality
5:26 height like I'm not a soldier in any
5:28 meaning of the word but even I am
5:31 offended by this dude I don't think
5:33 using a little bit of makeup to cover up
5:34 your eye bags is the same as someone
5:37 painting their face to risk their life
5:40 in the admirable fight for crude oil and
5:42 it's so weird because products like this
5:44 are always advertised towards men like
5:45 this is to help you be confident and
5:48 comfortable in your own masculinity and
5:49 it's like dude if your masculinity is
5:51 already so fragile that you can't just
5:53 walk into a [ __ ] Sephora and ask one
5:56 of the 1 million employees working for
5:59 some [ __ ] makeup to put under your
6:00 eyes and a product called war paint is
6:02 not gonna change anything if anything
6:03 you're just gonna be extra insecure
6:05 because when someone comes up to you
6:06 like oh you're wearing makeup you're
6:07 like no it's warpaint actually this is
6:10 like a perfect time to use that [ __ ]
6:11 good doctor meme dude is that makeup and
6:14 listen I'm sorry we're focusing so much
6:16 on men's products right now but I just
6:17 think it's so funny when companies make
6:19 products specifically for men like the
6:22 entire world isn't already for men and I
6:25 got another great example this is called
6:27 Savage for him it's laundry detergent
6:31 sheets let's go ahead and read this
6:32 website detergent built for men
6:34 transform your Daily Grind into a bold
6:36 statement Savage for him provides a
6:38 powerful cleaning experience without
6:40 smelling like a [ __ ]
6:44 Jesus man last part seemed a little
6:46 unnecessary what is it what does a [ __ ]
6:48 even smell like comment below what a
6:50 [ __ ] smell like so that's super funny
6:51 but what's even funnier is the picture
6:53 right underneath this one they made this
6:56 little diagram showing why uh Savage for
6:58 him is better than regular laundry
7:00 detergent and it's so [ __ ] good let's
7:02 look at it all right so first up regular
7:04 laundry detergent's got floral scent and
7:06 that's bad Savage for him manly sick
7:09 this one is heavy plastic jugs and
7:11 that's bad and Savage for him is a
7:14 lightweight box okay hold on isn't the
7:16 whole thing with Hyper masculinity like
7:18 I'm super strongest man ever so why is
7:21 this bad that it's a heavy plastic jug
7:23 right that guys love heavy plastic jugs
7:26 seriously if Savage for him really
7:28 wanted to cater to men they should ship
7:30 these In Like A Stone box this should be
7:32 a hundred pounds dude okay next one it
7:34 says this one is difficult to store but
7:36 this one easy to store also wrong I mean
7:39 maybe this one is so difficult to store
7:41 because it's so heavy right you can't
7:42 get it up on the Shelf it's so heavy
7:44 right fellas you guys [ __ ] know dude
7:46 there's nothing heavier than laundry
7:48 detergent hard to measure no measuring
7:51 needed that's wrong too laundry
7:52 detergent is the easiest thing to
7:54 measure there's a [ __ ] there's a cup
7:55 there's lines on it you pour it you put
7:58 it in this diagram is making it seem
7:59 like men are like children and capable
8:01 of doing anything without [ __ ] it up
8:03 like is that what men are
8:05 don't answer that actually don't and
8:08 last but not least pouring leaves a mess
8:10 versus easy to use sheets okay yeah so I
8:14 guess the average man is a [ __ ]
8:15 infomercial actor
8:17 okay let's see what else is on Savage
8:19 for him how to use
8:25 see this yet
8:29 [ __ ] [ __ ] kill him
8:32 do your laundry motorcycle oh my God
8:36 guys come on okay I think that's enough
8:37 about products for men let's move on to
8:39 the girls stuff over the years there's
8:41 been a lot of uh frankly insulting
8:43 products marketed towards women I think
8:46 it's gotten a little better but it's
8:47 still pretty brutal sometimes like 10 15
8:50 years ago dude [ __ ] was crazy you had
8:52 the Bic pens for her you know because
8:55 girls can't use blue ink Blues For Boys
8:58 you had those old Secret commercials
9:00 strong enough for a man but made for a
9:03 woman Minnie had awesome products like
9:04 chick beer here
9:06 if you didn't know it was beer for
9:09 chicks it was uh low in calories and
9:12 they made the packaging look like a
9:13 little purse they tie an outfit together
9:16 once you're tying one on it's just so
9:18 wild because all of these products
9:19 they're pointless but also just like so
9:22 condescending like every product for
9:24 women is like oh you want to use the
9:25 same stuff that the boys do
9:31 sure sure I'll let you have that yeah
9:34 I'll let you do that just let me uh let
9:35 me use this pink paint and I'll get it
9:37 ready for you like these silicoax stool
9:39 softener it's blue it's for boys number
9:42 one doctor recommended ingredients all
9:45 right what does the girl one look like
9:47 from the makers of Dulcolax pink dulco
9:49 ease pink
9:51 stool softener number one OB GYN
9:54 recommended ingredient also I love that
9:56 they made the the packaging pink but
9:59 they still thought women weren't going
10:00 to get it so they [ __ ] wrote it on
10:02 the box too you see it it's pink you
10:03 love this [ __ ] and one more thing that
10:05 bugs me about this solco ease pink says
10:08 it gently relieves constipation but the
10:11 blue one just says constipation relief
10:13 so does the blue Dulcolax not do it
10:17 gently it doesn't relieve constipation
10:19 and like a really brutal rough manly way
10:22 okay so I've been constipated for weeks
10:25 who's weeks why would they make you do
10:27 something like that what no I
10:29 I've been constipated for a while ah
10:32 gotcha okay here take this oh sorry
10:34 sorry what the heck this is dokoy's pink
10:38 you're a boy
10:40 sorry here you go just take one of those
10:43 and your constipation will go away in no
10:46 time
10:50 okay ow
10:52 ow
10:53 oh my God ow
10:57 what did you give ow it hurts what hurts
11:02 everything good
11:03 it's working the new Dulcolax stool
11:06 softener for boys with its
11:08 patent-pending heart stopping technology
11:10 you'll die a painful death and so will
11:12 your constipation don't go LAX
11:18 and the shitty thing about this is that
11:19 they use tactics on people
11:22 no way you give birth to a boy they get
11:24 blue clothes you give birth to a girl
11:26 they get pink clothes and like these
11:28 weird [ __ ] pointless gender roles get
11:30 just [ __ ] shoved down their throat
11:32 before they even like talk like these
11:34 bibs for example the boy gets one that
11:36 says boy genius and the girl gets one
11:39 that says ready for my hashtag selfie
11:42 this is like a fun game for all of you
11:43 guys after this video is done go to
11:45 Google Search any random product and
11:48 then put for women or for men at the end
11:50 and you'll get some really good result
11:52 because there is no boundaries they will
11:53 take any product and inject gender into
11:56 it for no reason like these girly girl
11:58 binoculars you know just in case you
12:00 want to look at some Far Away makeup
12:02 because you're a girly girl and uh
12:03 what's interesting about the male
12:05 counterpart is they're called North
12:08 American binoculars the [ __ ] idle on
12:12 it ah the two genders female North
12:16 American and after looking at pictures
12:17 of all these products I started
12:19 wondering myself like are these even
12:20 effective like do they work they've been
12:22 doing this forever so marketing like
12:23 this must be incredibly effective right
12:25 wrong the only group that gendered
12:27 marketing works on
12:29 is men because we all have [ __ ]
12:31 caveman brains we see a thing that says
12:32 oh shampoo for men and we go that's me a
12:35 study show that companies who use
12:37 gendered marketing towards women to try
12:39 to entice them to buy their product it
12:41 actually does the complete opposite I'll
12:42 read this direct quote gender labels
12:44 threaten women more than men because
12:46 women have long been marginalized by
12:48 negative stereotypes so they're more
12:49 sensitive to marketing that tries to put
12:51 them in a box I also was curious I
12:52 wanted to do some more research about
12:54 the whole blue for boys and pink for
12:56 girls because I I never found out the
12:57 origin I just assumed it was just they
12:59 just picked colors one day I guess so I
13:01 looked it up and dude here's the [ __ ]
13:03 T pink used to be the Boy Color could
13:06 have slayed so hard boys
13:08 look what they took from us man and the
13:10 flip side of that blue used to be the
13:12 girls color apparently back in the day
13:14 they viewed Pink as like a close
13:15 relative to the color red and they saw
13:18 red as a stronger Bolder color so they
13:20 assigned it to the men so it's
13:22 comforting to know that whatever colors
13:23 were assigned to each gender the
13:26 reasoning behind it has always been a
13:28 little sexist
13:32 I just think it's so 2000 and late to
13:34 separate things based on gender
13:36 especially with products that do not
13:38 need to be separated that way like with
13:39 vitamins and [ __ ] I guess that makes
13:41 sense but like tape or here's a good one
13:44 Ouija boards that's got to be the
13:46 craziest one are there any girlies here
13:48 with us right now yes
13:51 and although I should just end the video
13:54 right here I wanted to find out if there
13:55 was any real difference between these
13:58 gendered products so I ordered the
14:00 craziest ones I could find on the
14:02 internet and we're gonna test them out
14:03 so let's go
14:04 [Music]
14:09 hey guys I'm in my podcast Studio
14:11 because I have some family staying over
14:14 at my house and I don't want to be even
14:16 more annoying than I already am so I
14:18 scoured the internet to try to find some
14:20 weird gendered products and I found
14:22 quite a few first off we have uh dude
14:26 wipes I've never heard of these before
14:28 but they're extra large wipes as you can
14:31 see because men have extra large
14:33 [ __ ] they're sort of just gaping
14:36 poop just sort of falls out sometimes
14:38 fragrance free yeah it's girly to have
14:40 your ass smell good I feel like we gotta
14:42 get it's either [ __ ] or no snow so this
14:45 says back in the day we founded dude
14:48 products out of our apartment in Chicago
14:49 we were so tired of dealing with dry
14:51 toilet paper during the aftermath of a
14:53 lunchtime burrito so I tried to find
14:56 like a a woman equivalent you know like
14:59 dudette wipes or lady wipes every time I
15:01 would like search up flushable wipes for
15:04 women like feminine wipes would pop up
15:06 and you'd be like perfect for your
15:09 intimate area balance your pH levels so
15:12 they're talking about the vagina and I
15:14 don't have one of those thanks a lot God
15:16 so I just have like the regular
15:18 flushable wipes that uh that are for
15:21 just anyone this says it was tested with
15:24 plumbers like they white plumber's asses
15:26 you know how you can always see a
15:27 plumber's butt crack that's when they
15:29 would test it when they was the plumber
15:30 would be hunched over and they'd be like
15:31 oh perfect that was their opportunity
15:33 right plumber I hardly know also this
15:35 got me thinking the fact that there's a
15:36 dude wipe and also just like a generic
15:38 wipe for all genders that's just more
15:41 proof that girls don't poop I'm on to
15:44 you ladies okay nothing gets past me all
15:46 right so yeah I'm gonna go test these
15:47 out and see if there's any real
15:49 difference between the dude wipes and
15:51 the generic ones I guess I went into the
15:53 bathroom and immediately pulled out some
15:55 sheets to compare the sizes when I was
15:57 caught off guard by this hilarious
15:58 sticker they put on the dude wipes so I
16:00 had myself a nice little giggle and upon
16:02 close inspection the so-called extra
16:05 large dude wipes are really not that
16:07 much bigger than the generic wipes I
16:09 don't even know if they're bigger at all
16:10 they might just have different
16:11 dimensions but enough about the size I
16:14 gotta see if these wipes work the same
16:16 so I took a number two in the bathroom
16:17 and obviously I can't show you the
16:19 details here but both wipes worked
16:21 perfectly fine I flushed the wipes down
16:22 the toilet and said goodbye another job
16:25 well done
16:26 or so I thought after I flushed these
16:28 wipes down the toilet I saw a sign that
16:30 said please avoid putting any other
16:32 object in the toilet and I respect my
16:34 office space so I dove down there to get
16:36 them back okay verdict they're the same
16:38 [ __ ] thing uh they both wipe your ass
16:40 completely fine dude wipes are just
16:41 about two percent bigger or maybe it's
16:43 pronounced Duty I don't know all right
16:44 next up we got an interesting product
16:46 earbuds so yeah these are called Sleep
16:50 Pretty in Pink and quiet snoring
16:52 shouldn't it like quiet everything
16:54 because this has noise reductions the
16:56 orange ones reduce all noise but this
16:58 one is just snoring it actually
17:00 amplifies everything else on the
17:02 packaging there's nothing that says it's
17:03 for women it used to say earplugs for
17:05 women but they changed it but on the
17:07 back on this little [ __ ] barcode it
17:09 says Heroes sleep Pretty in Pink women's
17:11 ear plugs let's compare the size and the
17:13 shape between these two I'd like to
17:15 share with you what makes the sleep
17:16 pretty and pink earplugs such a
17:18 wonderful product for women looking to
17:20 block snoring as well as fall asleep and
17:23 stay asleep Okay so we've got the
17:25 regular all gendered earplugs and then
17:27 we've got the girl ones here so let's
17:29 just let's check out the the the normal
17:32 ones okay nice now that's an ear plug
17:34 now the girl one immediately looks a lot
17:37 smaller right yeah dude it looks like it
17:39 looks so much smaller you'll notice that
17:40 the tip of the plug is nicely rounded to
17:43 provide the highest degree of comfort it
17:45 also doesn't get wider on the bottom so
17:46 I feel like I could just get swallowed
17:48 up by your ear a lot easier you know
17:49 okay so for reference I'm just gonna try
17:51 these out
17:56 can't hear anything earplugs we all know
17:58 them they could be nose plugs who knows
18:00 okay now the girl ones
18:03 so right off the bat they go in a lot
18:19 kind of annoying I'm more of a Bratz gal
18:22 myself these are like scary how uh I
18:24 feel like how easy they would be to just
18:26 like get stuck in your ear or maybe
18:28 they're right maybe girls have really
18:29 really tiny tiny ear holes I don't I
18:32 don't know I will say it's kind of weird
18:34 that I couldn't find specific earbuds
18:36 Just For Men but I mean do men even need
18:39 earplugs they don't listen to begin with
18:41 am I right ladies
18:43 like the video verdict same [ __ ]
18:45 thing these are just a little too small
18:46 for my big huge manly ears okay we've
18:49 got two more products that I want to try
18:50 this one really shocked me not as much
18:52 as the the next one we're gonna be
18:53 looking at but this one especially
18:55 really uh confused me it's a hammer a
18:58 hammer for girls and it's suffocating
19:02 that was the close one it feels pretty
19:04 sturdy you know it feels like it would
19:06 here's the one I that I just have at my
19:08 house that me and Jenna used when we're
19:09 nailing oh yeah they're in love okay
19:12 again this is like one of the most
19:14 insulting things ever being like hey
19:15 look look it's for you look look it's
19:18 pink you like that you're a girl
19:20 um I guess the only way to really test
19:21 this out is to like Hammer some Nails
19:24 right
19:31 yeah man big surprise they're the same
19:33 [ __ ] thing they both do the exact
19:34 same thing Hammer is a hammer right I
19:37 actually low-key like this one more I
19:39 don't know if because it's like newer it
19:40 felt better to like Hammer oh my God I
19:42 just thought of a great name for it a
19:44 ham her
19:45 [Applause]
19:48 I'm already like picturing how like what
19:50 a TV ad for this would look like it'd be
19:52 like Girls Love Nails ah not those kind
19:55 of nails these nails hammering
19:59 in case we have one more product here
20:02 that has been pointlessly gendered this
20:04 one really caught me by surprise and I I
20:07 am sad that I have these turns out they
20:10 made
20:12 his and her
20:14 Bibles they've got the new international
20:16 version boys Bible and then they've got
20:20 the new international version the
20:22 ultimate Bible for girls and the
20:25 differences are crazy I'll read you the
20:27 back of this grow into the young man God
20:29 wants you to be dig deep into God's word
20:31 and learn amazing new facts discover
20:33 inspiring people and stories and uncover
20:35 all kinds of stuff that you never
20:37 imagined was in the Bible helpful fun
20:39 and often downright astonishing the NIV
20:42 boys Bible features unique and
20:44 meaningful content features what's the
20:46 big deal need to know biblical stories
20:48 and people check it out interesting and
20:49 funny facts about Bible times and
20:51 characters
20:52 Grossology gross and gory stuff you
20:55 never knew was in the Bible
20:57 Grossology if it oozes bleeds smells or
21:00 makes your spine tingle it's in the
21:01 Bible God didn't avoid the messy parts
21:03 of life he left them in so get ready to
21:05 squirm okay yeah so they just got like a
21:07 bunch of facts it really does not look
21:10 like the [ __ ] good time that they're
21:12 making it out to be but um now let's
21:13 read the back of the girls Bible packed
21:16 with exciting features that help girls 8
21:18 to 12 better understand themselves in
21:20 scripture the NIV ultimate Bible for
21:23 girls teaches girls that the Bible is
21:24 real relevant and best of all that the
21:26 story of God and his people is your
21:28 story too features include uh book
21:30 introductions read about the who when
21:32 where and what dude no shot okay I
21:35 actually haven't read the back of this
21:37 before okay dream girl use your
21:39 imagination to put yourself in the story
21:42 no [ __ ] way
21:45 dude you think in the Bible it says why
21:48 slash and dude I can't believe they told
21:51 you to insert yourself into the Bible I
21:53 wish the people stoning Jesus to death
21:55 it was so girl about what would it have
21:58 been like to live on Noah's ark or to
22:00 see baby Jesus snugly sleeping in a
22:03 hay-filled Manger how about seeing God
22:06 create the world this feature will help
22:07 you imagine yourself in some of the most
22:09 familiar and amazing Bible stories dude
22:11 I'm sorry I gotta find one of these I
22:12 flip through the lady Bible to find some
22:14 amazing dreamy story to insert myself
22:16 into but I realized the Bible isn't
22:19 really a book you want to imagine
22:21 yourself in I definitely would not
22:23 recommend shifting into the Bible dude
22:26 the dream girl segments aren't even like
22:27 cute they're like scary your sadness is
22:30 heavier than the pack of belongings you
22:31 carry on your back
22:33 just as the death of her house
22:38 so there's a little peek into the the
22:40 gendered Bibles find it a little crazy
22:42 that they can just do that I feel like
22:43 this should just be the Bible and that's
22:45 it but hey what do I know these are like
22:46 the only things that are vastly
22:48 different from the products that I've
22:50 used I don't know what that means but
22:52 it's Gotta mean something and maybe I'll
22:54 figure it out by the time I film the
22:55 conclusion of this video so let's find
22:57 out let's find out
23:00 I had a feeling that the gendered
23:02 products were going to work the same way
23:05 because they're the same products just
23:08 advertised differently I do want to
23:10 apologize for not trying out the
23:13 Dulcolax and the dulco ease pink it
23:15 would have been tough to purposely
23:17 induce constipation and then try both of
23:19 those out I don't know if I'm that
23:21 devoted to my crap craft the craziest
23:23 thing about this video obviously is the
23:25 fact that they made the Bible boy
23:27 version and girl version that is so
23:29 [ __ ] crazy to me and of course the
23:31 boy one is like the Bible's so gross and
23:33 crazy and a whole lot of fun and the
23:35 girl one is like wouldn't it be so fun
23:36 to pretend your whole life is falling
23:38 apart and also I know this is a touchy
23:39 subject and I'm one of preface this by
23:41 saying I am not religious like in the
23:43 slightest but I don't think you should
23:44 be able to change religious texts in
23:47 order to cater to certain genders that's
23:50 cheating the Bible's [ __ ] boring and
23:52 it should be kept as that right don't
23:54 try to [ __ ] fluff it up because if
23:55 they can change that and that's fine
23:57 what else have they changed over the
23:59 years maybe at one point the Bible said
24:00 that it actually was a okay to be gay we
24:03 don't know it wouldn't surprise me
24:04 what's the first syllable in Bible
24:08 bye I do wonder how much better the
24:09 world would be if we didn't force
24:11 societal gender Norms onto people and
24:13 have the absurdity reinforced
24:16 subconsciously through North American
24:18 binoculars and pink hammers maybe guys
24:20 wouldn't feel so sad and confused all
24:22 the time because maybe sometimes a dude
24:24 wants to buy a pink shirt but then he
24:25 doesn't because he's scared that his
24:27 friends are gonna call him gay so he
24:28 just ignores it and doesn't buy the pink
24:30 shirt and then later when he sees
24:31 another man wearing a pink shirt he gets
24:33 super jealous and makes fun of that
24:34 person because the only way he knows how
24:36 to deal with that emotion is through
24:38 anger
24:39 it's really fun to think about being
24:41 sure it is a metaphor by the way how
24:43 about this going forward we all make a
24:45 pact all right we have to be on the same
24:47 page because I know some of you are
24:49 again to that age of you know wanting to
24:50 start a family and stuff so I think if
24:52 you have a baby don't succumb to the
24:55 societal pressure of putting a boy in
24:58 blue and a girl in pink okay because I
25:01 think that's where all the problems
25:02 begin so I think instead if you have a
25:04 baby dress it up like the skateboarding
25:06 legend Tony Hawk because no one's gonna
25:08 give a [ __ ] about their gender at that
25:10 point everybody's gonna be way too busy
25:12 crowding around that baby chanting do a
25:14 kickflip do a kickflip do it
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26:01 stick around but unfortunately I have to
26:03 go fish a woman's earplug out of my ear
26:05 thanks for watching
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