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BONUS Drunk History Pt 2 ft. The Fat Electrician & Nikko Ortiz - Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 82 | UnsubscribePodcast | YouTubeToText
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This content is a rambling, unedited podcast episode featuring a group of friends engaging in a highly informal and often crude discussion. The conversation jumps between personal anecdotes, pop culture references (Dragon Ball Z, Avatar), military experiences, geopolitical discussions, and conspiracy theories, all delivered with a heavy dose of humor and profanity.
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I hate all of you why why was your zipper
zipper
down you have so many bonus pockets it's
incredible dude one two three four five
oh riing my
what what's the longest thank you the
longest episode you've had yeah what is
the longest episode you've had and 30
minutes oh what the [ __ ]
that we're GNA turn this into a Joe
Rogan podcast six hours say hi to
Eli he's racially ambiguous and
bad that guy's [ __ ] ridiculous and
donor that's harder to rhyme but he's a
really nice guy welcome to unsubscribe
no no no no no you know what we're going
to do hours that's what people will will
know you for that's how you go number
one you always have the longest one we
need to do one tomorrow I've never had
the longest one in my entire life even
if I measure in
metric as you said it does sound way
cooler though oh bro have you ever heard
like centimeters I asked I was working
at a farm and they had a bunch of dudes
from South Africa and I was like you
guys use a metric system down there
they're like absolutely I was like how
do you guys measure your genit
that's actually a really good question
centimeters and I was like bro that's
[ __ ] dope cuz you got a lot of
numbers in wait in South Africa three
digits like literally everywhere but
America but it's like okay I thought you
said South you got a lot more
centimeters and you do inches believe me
yeah when I say like two inches hard but
in centimeters That's like [ __ ] 200
cim I had I had to I had to explain to
them what an any was but I mean after
that they told me I was still [ __ ] but
it was fine they're like What's this
negative sign mean
yeah okay so it's not it's like a
reverse belly I got two kids they were
half court shots both
times what does that mean what the [ __ ]
does that mean I have two kids it was
[ __ ] I I just picture you about to come
and you're like coming kobby but you
don't do this you just jump back with
like limp arms and the Seaman shoots out
it just hits perfectly
he just jumping backwards squ [ __ ] come
come Out
Out
Come Oh yeah we got to do this this is
yeah do we do we tell them that this
episode is just kept going because yeah
we just kept going because I was mad
because they kept harassing me and
trying to make me sound like I was
[ __ ] racist the whole time so then
sound this makes you sound more this
sounds more racist you started a podcast
I literally
[ __ ] racist and teach people history
and both of you
[ __ ] look at here
[ __ ] oh RAC thank God we are mexicos
mexicos
brother we got the Ortiz in the
these holy [ __ ] but only the Chinese not
no I can't do that you're not
Japanese you're not Japanese you gota be
respectful you do it you do go ahead
we'll get some Scotch you want to be
number one right not that bad there's a
price to pay no there is for being
number one Nick goes down comes up with
Scotch tape pulled back like oh he's
whole [ __ ]
podcast Scot I just hit you with the
H this an orre so I'm sorry I've been
gone as the the designated seventh
podcast host for a minute um I had a kid
I was very busy you did I did have a kid
yeah super and a gangster name kid yeah
right I mean a what I mean he was he was
a good name it was look so my kids got a
super cool name but more importantly my
wife decided that she wanted to bre
breast feed and her boobs are enormous I
[ __ ] love it did you taste the milk I
mean it's sweet maybe it is it is NE the
god of you that don't know it tastes
like the milk after you just ate a bowl
of Fruity Pebbles but that's irrelevant
no it's not that shit's healthy as [ __ ]
too I never my wife gave me a titty
twister the other day dude that's hot I
don't know but you best believe nobody
on nobody on the planet nobody on the
planet is going to give me a titty
twister and not give one back I give her
a titty twister it felt like I was
huge why are you about to come huh
what I just like the more drunk you guys
get it's like I can watch your testosterone
racing I'm seeing it [Laughter]
[Laughter]
un I opened up in Vegas I was like just
had a son about to have another son in
the whole crowd went wild and it was
like why the [ __ ] are you applauding
that super dope I did almost nothing
with less than three inches in 3 minutes
and you guys are applauding me instead
of my
wife audience that's cuz you're
important still you know I guess you mad
important y she definitely didn't do the
majority of the work all the time and
now continuing yeah continuing to do it
while I come here and dick off with you
guys and she gets to you know watch both
my children while I'm you know getting
slandered on the internet great well
it's very wide of you what race is your
wife uh my wife my wife was my wife was
adopted from Guatemala when she was 18
months old are you trying to validate
yourself right [Music]
now I don't Hey listen nobody [ __ ]
should ask that question bro I didn't
know that I flew 3 hours all the way to
San Antonio to not like Nico
or you're like sober Nico Love Drunk
Nico love him unsubscribe Nico I [ __ ]
hate I want to punch this dude in the
face y I [ __ ] go hard out rage bro
entertain we have to sleep in this
[ __ ] house together tonight and it's
basically going to be the
Thunderdome I oh God please sleeping as
long as the crime scene is upstairs I
don't give a [ __ ] I need to record we
just have yellow caution type I'm like
it's up there keep no doubt there's
crying a second when you when you sent
me this like new setup and [ __ ] I was
like bro there's [ __ ] cameras
upstairs bro I like I have to jerk it
quietly and subtly dude I thought the
100% like there's no way they don't
trust us I'm like this whole set up but
there's not one [ __ ] camera upstairs
I've met I've met Eli twice there's a 0%
chance he's not trying to get blackmail
on me that's what this is for Jesus
Christ I can recut this how I
want oh my God my wor I I literally
because we were building his bed today
and I like put it there you remember
when we were like ah do we put it oh
yeah I remember that when the only
reason I was like [ __ ] bed yeah I
remember I didn't want to put it against
the wall cuz I was like okay if Nico
jerks off I don't want his headboard
hitting this wall that might be kind of
connected to your head your room so I
was actually that's why I wanted to move
it just come in your room and jerk off
it's fine everybody calm the [ __ ]
down how about how about since we're
sharing the shower just know I'll shower
first over that [ __ ] floor's like
shower it's like there's three showers
in this house why are we sharing the
shower there is no communal shower Nico
stop doing this shower 's not at 11:00
a.m. every day bro I shower like three
times a day from fact I jerk off like
every single time dude I hate being
dirty you have to shower after every
time no
God yeah I jerk off three times a day
wrestling first of all you think off us
to jerk off what the [ __ ] horse radish
what the [ __ ] do you got going on over there
there
horck I like the
texture smell gets me hard I wake up I
go running okay come back I shower no
wonder you had to leave California they
can't have your ass showering three
times a day for
that like this dude at this address is
[ __ ] didn't move Gavin new killed him
kicked him out like this [ __ ]
got to go bro he gone he's done three
showers a day tracking that water bill
yeah it's like it's like yeah it's like
two to three showers a day how the [ __ ]
I hate [ __ ] shower I this this is my
least favorite all my idea like all the
Tik toks if you've ever seen any of my
Tik toks almost I'd say 70% plus came
from just in the shower listening to
music that makes
sense that's weird comment but that's
fine dope
I hear like an audible sound or like
music and [ __ ] and then the whole thing
just pops up in my head and then I just
reenact the whole thing but no I'll wake
up run I'll shower and then I might
fight midday shower and before bed I
have to shower do you wake up in the
morning feeling like P Diddy what does
that mean it's it's a a song do you know
how [ __ ] old I am morning like when
when did that song come out you're like
my age we were in high school when did
Out
2011 uh 2010 yeah going to say I had to
think where I was when that song came
out I think I was a freshman oh I'm so
old oh I hate it you thought you were
going to hit us with the age thing and
just you thought you were you're not
that you're not that much younger than
me I've been waiting for the h thing to
wear off you know what I you know what I
hate is this you guys are being your
hands are so small I'm slightly Rous
they're also very soft wait do you have
thin hand make a fist make a make a fist
make a fist okay put your fist next to
his you maybe they're the same size of
fist no like put them on the ground just
no I was going to say it was like for
the for the camera bro we got [ __ ]
beer cans and [ __ ] oh you do have a wait
is my f my fist might be more near your
size not a chance it's hey we can still
find my house that one is still compared
to Nico's mine's actually closer than
yours has Goku on it first of all dud
the hand [ __ ] is hot BR let's just get
we discussed what a bold strategy it is
to get a job stopper of a tattoo of of
an anime character whose Soul didn't
whose soulle goal in life it is is to
assemble balls yeah okay good bro how
many dragon balls are there I don't know
but they've been dragging balls all over
seven good job and then what happens
when you collect all
seven you get to like bring back Piccolo
or some [ __ ] I I I hate you were both
right cuz he just screamed out dragon
and you said bring back Piccolo which
technically is right cuz that is what
happens power
couple oh you are the power couple now
they're clicking now it's like never saw
cabbages and Boston say Piccolo or
krillins banging a robot those the only
rules you need to know in life Android
he is the blonde [ __ ] yes she's Android
yeah he's the most powerful human on
earth and it really bothers me that
nobody addresses that like Krillin like
the little short dude with the six dots
on his forehead like everybody else is
an alien and homeboy just over there
summoning laser discs to chop bad guys
in half and everybody's like nobody
cares for $100 what is the laser disc
called Destructo disc I'll give you $100
done who's most country for that I am
actually surprised you [ __ ] krillin's my
favorite character you can go [ __ ]
yourself I've watched all of Dragon Ball
all of Dragon Ball Z you think just cuz
I grew up in I grew up in California
first of all then I moved to Iowa how
many forms does Frieza have I'll tell
you if he's a real [ __ ] DBZ nude uh I
thought it's
four y go through them hey let's go go
through them go through go [ __ ] the
normal normal [ __ ] okay with number two
I have to start from the back kind of
know for for oh that's
five so then there's five there's
there's technically six now Majin bu is
better I said it Majin bu is a badass
look wait hold on hold on I don't give a
[ __ ] fat or short fat I don't give a
[ __ ] how many forms I don't give a [ __ ]
how many forms Frieza has fat boo turned
a [ __ ] into a cookie and ate him
that's what Pas time yeah that's
undefeatable dude that would kind of hot
that'd be your superpower summoning
people to eat them as cookies just
turning them into cookies oh yeah I mean
I'm good at eating cookies wait why do
you think my wife married me it's my
only Talent it's I like you can turn
people in the C cookies for sure let's
go your superpower is turning people in
the cookies and you absorb their power
if you eat them you're offset as you're
diabetic so you're like we ain't going
to make
it your blood sugar is low we're having
to give him injections during the fight
he's like were like oh [ __ ] I'm feeling
pasty look if it was I need a drink I
can't believe we drank all the Kors
light and just spill oh my god oh myON
just know it's your fault this is all
happening this is Brandon herrera's
fault God damn it we just wanted to rub
your hair that was it there you go thank
you sir wait what's a better flavor uh
Blackberry black cherry pineapple Cherry
not black berry first of all black
cherry or mango I feel mango have we
decided have we decided if this is the
longest episode of unsub or if this is
going to be two episodes or just a bunch
do one really long I would like to see
how it does BU a bunch that fluck can
edit out yeah Vu just has to edit
everything if we could edit out the I
don't know like 55 minutes where you
guys tried to frame me as a racist
there's no framing there's no framing we
just asked you a question and you just
didn't answer that's fine go ahead say
the hard r
i i I went to
Utah I was I was 95% sure I wasn't going
to like you I figured out I loved you I
told multiple people in my life how
wrong I was and I regret all of it cuz I
[ __ ] hate you now you're like I ser
hate and love someone at the same time
time
tragic yeah
tragic yeah I had to do that okay first
off can I just say I'm super impressed
with both of your guys' dragon ball
knowledge we're not done yet by way okay
well first off Freez wait first freeza
forms original then you had second form
which was tall form then you had long
head form and then you had final form
which was white form then you got gold
that thick ass hole cuz she gets thick
after L head [ __ ] that's four
that's second thick ass ho was second
you said tall that's tall thick tall
thick tall thick okay then long head is
third and then slender white is fourth
and then gold and black is after that
I've never seen black black is in the
mango right now you won't see it for a
while did you say mango the [ __ ] is mang
you said mang just book form mango
that's some Crash Bandicoot [ __ ] I
have a question though cuz he said
Goku what about Goku he said Goku I said
who's the most powerful individual to
your knowledge in the Dragon Ball C
Series world of of everything I'm going
to go out on a very very thin limb here
and say the main character a thin a thin
ly okay I I'm curious to see who yours
we picking apart English language I mean
the the main character of Dragon Ball Z
go okay and then what's yours I want I
asked CU I want to see what yours is
stop pause hold on what's the first
letter of yours stop on pause I need
clarification on definitions when you
say person do you mean character or do
you mean person as a human being
anything with a name in that [ __ ]
anything name definitely Goku if you
meant person it's Krillin because
everybody else is okay I see what you're
saying there okay okay so Goku is the
most the most powerful being okay yeah
Goku for sure okay so you said you're
with I was just going to be basic and go Boris
Boris
Boris first of all [ __ ] off absolutely not
not
here's here's the important question Bor
legit beat the [ __ ] out of Goku I I need
I need your opinion we got we got
Krillin and Piccolo okay in one
corner and we've got an and Piccolo Ang
like the Avatar in the other Corner who
wins like the the Avatar The Avatar
yes Krillin and Piccolo because they
will [ __ ] kill people Ang will not
[ __ ] kill
anybody I don't know
bro Ang go to the [ __ ] Avatar State
not going like no Ang Ang is not killing
nobody okay let me rephrase Krillin and
Goku fought beings from outside of Earth
you got krar is you got Krillin and
Piccolo in one corner and you got Ang
not on the Nickelodeon channel in the
other corner you got Ang on Cartoon
Network in Adult
winning King and piol
really they're summoning energy from
literally [ __ ] nothing has to use
elements take him outside of Earth into
space he's getting [ __ ] in the ass no
it's on Earth okay so you Chang the it's
on Earth okay I mean really Dragon Ball
Z never takes place off of Earth but
continue it takes place on planets and
places with Earth universes universes
yeah that's what I was saying I was like
they've been off Planet doing [ __ ] on
multiple planets multiple univ we're
going to pretend we're going to pretend
like every other planet in Dragon Ball Z
didn't have earth wind water and fire
but okay yeah continue okay yours is who
uh I I still think oh wait you said it's
switching it's not normal Ang yeah it's
it's like Adult Swim Ang so he wants to
kill [ __ ] is not afraid to kill anybody
anybody
damn uh love I still have to say this is
my favorite this is nerd talk to my
degree I love it I'd have to say Krillin
and Piccolo as well still just because
like Ang uses utilizes elements right
like let's say Earth for instance okay
these [ __ ] be shoved through
the Earth multiple times getting [ __ ]
up they literally be using energy to
push through Earth okay firewise I've
never seen any of them get killed by
fire I've never seen any of them get
killed by are we talking about [ __ ]
Avatar yeah that's what we said Avatar a
I've never seen any of them get killed
by not breathing oxygen so it's Krillin
and Piccolo again I was like you
you're just over here commentating what
do you think but this is great about
what [ __ ] you got Goku tattooed
on your hand you have to have an opinion
on this kind of yeah who do you who what
is Goku's best form no not Goku [ __ ]
face Piccolo and Krillin versus Adult
Swim Ang from Avatar definitely [ __ ]
Krillin because Krillin uh during Dragon
Ball super and Piccolo fought in the uh
Universe the world uh the tournament of
power which was the seven universes uh
the strongest people and individuals on
the each Universe I forget how many
fought in this and then he would have
got Ang would have got his ass be
because you have Piccolo Piccolo no no
no no no hold on let me let me start
this guys here here here is how this
goes so Piccolo in the last movie he had
a power up he uh wished for the dragon
on earth and the nean dragon uh because
the neaki and balls after that planet
blow up they came back to Earth and
they're with Don dind and he wished for
unlocked a unlimited potential so now
you have a new form of Piccolo that is
quote unquote rivaled in the super tier
which then you have Ultra Instinct Goku
you have all that the most powerful
individual in all of Dragon Ball is Zeno
then you have the Angels the angels are
second in that power then you have the
god of destructions now after the god of
destructions they are teaching Goku they
are Tre teaching uh Vegeta Vegeta
learned Ultra wait Ultra ego which is
form of ultra Instinct Ultra instinct is
Angel based Ultra ego based off of God
of destruction do we need to continue
this path to show you [ __ ] god at
knowing Dragon Ball Z cuz I'm going to
[ __ ] win I have a very important
question for you in particular three
times I've been late I feel very bad for
not knowing this but I'm also very very
drunk in Dragon Ball I can tell my what
what is what is Goku's uh the the
trainer the old guy with the turtle
shell on his back old old was was Master
roshi Master roshi that's what I thought
it was but then I also thought it was
Mario which was Luigi when I'm not drunk but
but
listen like
Mario godamn it
okay who would win a fight Master roshi
versus Uncle iro from Avatar this is
very difficult Uncle iro really go ahead
you didn't watch Dragon Ball super so I
have to like recede that because Master
roshi did compete in the tournament of
power he got a power up to Uncle iro if
you were to look at the stories
before so so I have to go Krillin and
Piccolo were based off of also the
ability before you twisted stop how come
you skipped B one through three what
what the [ __ ] is that a drug I don't
know you went direct you went directly
to B4 how come you skip B1 through three
what the [ __ ] is B4 you said it I don't
know I never said before yes you did you
said before and then you went on to
extra your idea you [ __ ] dad
joking but I'm very curious as to what
oh not like the the letter and the
number but like before word before I
thought I you said before I was like I
thought I thought like [ __ ] science
show I thought I thought you skipped one
through three my bad continue one
through three what B B1 through three
and then you just jump to B4 but go
continue
iro b e f o r e okay in his past life
yeah was dropping bodies and he's able
to harness fire and you know electricity
and he is willing to kill people okay continue
continue
yes and his basic knowledge and his
mentality of knowing when to and when
not to do things so if he's in a fight
and he realizes he possibly going to die
he's going to do whatever is necessary
to you know win right so then you said
the other one is Master roshi right
correct without a turtle shell without a
turtle shell I know Master roshi can get
yed as [ __ ] okay and this is yed but
continue yeah y y all right and I'm not
too familiar with all of his right so
that's also I have to I have to pick
General iro but I don't think uh M how
you feel about General io's inability to
penetrate the walls that bossing say
what do you mean he was he was unable
that was a [ __ ] drop that you're very
specific on that that [ __ ] Asian L
for years to penetrate the walls at
bossing say how do you feel about that
do you feel like that still grants him
the ability to beat Roi wait what's
what's other dude Master roshi Master
roshi he is not a wall so can't compare
work walls [ __ ] racist
multiple walls racist now I don't can
you do this [ __ ] no Nico downwards
downward 100% white so absolutely not
wait I'm confused now I'm asking the
[ __ ] question
hereo he's pivoted this he's like I'm
goingon to make you sound like the hour
two my [ __ ] Court mother keep com
keep coming keep coming go go go you
didn't answer my question Master roshi
iro iro cuz that's Avatar right iro
Uncle iro why do you think he beats
Master roshi without his turtle
shell I just think we' kill him I don't
think the other do we kill him how with
fire or electricity or he he would punch
him to death and
I you realize that Master roshi is very grounded
grounded
correct this negates electrical power I
would know I'm an electrician what are
you talking about I'm actually an
electrician I know most people don't
believe this I'm actually a licensed
professional I completed an entire
life I have no idea what this has to do
with you Avatar or Dragon Ball Z oh
you're avoiding it you were nervous see
I wasn't broken you didn't tell me if
walls work you didn't answer my question
do walls work yes or no one word walls
walls [Music]
[Music]
yes oh is this a trump thing and walls
no they don't work okay good thank you
for your opinion I said no before Uncle
iro Master roshi Roshi's gonna [ __ ]
wipe the floor really and yes walls work
that's why the Mexicans are staying
South of the Border I'm going to go the
other way cuz this is uncomfortable
now how do you feel about Eli's very
controversial statement what was
controversial about it he's a Mexico ain't
ain't
you D I'm sorry did you just call him a
country I'm a
Mexico we can identify however we want
nowadays bro what's up with that are you
telling me I can't identify you can do I
please you can do whatever you want I'm
very important question most important
Nico if Nico Ortiz put your I need you
to like do the [ __ ] boy face put
yourself in the right mindset okay okay
hold on if you were a pirate put
yourself in Nik oras pirate mode
okay pirate would you would as you try
to suckle on the shirt would you keep
your parrot on this shoulder or this
shoulder one oh yeah see this works
perfectly I was like I know I know this
pickup line I love this pickup line how
much does the how much does the polar
bear wait now have to break the ice God
damn it I'm so good you're thank you
great there was a oh [ __ ] what was my
favorite wait hold on who the [ __ ] wins
the fight dude I can't y'all better
[ __ ] lock it in it's Uncle iro why
period cuz he has fire Master roshi just
gets jacked and he can [ __ ] blow [ __ ]
up so can Uncle Ira can he blow up a
[ __ ] planet bro I didn't say if it
was a physical fight I'm talking
about and uncle iroll [ __ ] up Master
roshi at maang thank you for playing but
you were just are true PS thank you very
much with the assist I also did do have
to Hype myself up that I was correct two
for two so
fine all right fine grizzly bear versus
silverback gorilla go
o grizzly bear why grizzly bear is gonna win
win
continue gorillas have the strength they
bite they have thumbs they have strength
okay a lot of strength and thumbs I
would know yeah so grizzly bears they
have strength as well correct they have
the violence aspect to them which I
think is far more than a gorilla okay
jaw power and length Okay think about
that uh gorillas have a shorter length yes
yes
on claws bro okay okay um and uh if
nobody has ever seen a grizzly bear
stand on two legs they wouldn't
understand how massively big grizzly
bears actually are so are are are you
insinuating that the gorilla would lose
because it's a
vegetarian no I feel like that's what
you're saying I said due to violence
very clearly in claw I feel like you're
calling vegetarians not violent what was
that movie called I like I love we
walked away from this and came back and
you rast so much material to [ __ ] on
Nico in literally 35 seconds I know you
you were dude you were pacing about
vegetarians what was that movie called
about being a
vegetarian about eating green or
whatever uh what that one where the
meatballs fall from the sky Cloudy with
a Chance of Meatballs no no no no no
there was a movie a documentary based
off of if you go green it makes you
stronger and healthier The Green Mile no
I think you might be on to something actually
actually
noks the main character the main
character was [ __ ] master
Mass a
vegetarian uh no oh man it was a big one
on Netflix maybe 2 three years ago and
it involved going on a plant-based diet
diet
continue basically huge it caused
everybody to actually get rid of meat
and go on plant-based diets the facts
and everything from Netflix and the
science behind it was all full of [ __ ]
so uh vegetarian my assistant is
vegetarian and uh she now eats meat
because she realizes it's not the best
choice so she was vegetarian for years
so she's not vegetarian not anymore just
to clarify not anymore so do You' do you
consider yourself a rescuer of
vegetarians of sorts no really you're
the only one who said rescuer okay
that's fine but you just said former
vegetarian after she met you and then
that that confused her if if people
identify how they please and tell me
their story I can only reflect and say
what they've said I will not dulge into
anything correct me if I'm wrong but is
there is there or is is there not a 100%
probability that if you a vegetarian
100% probability if that if you are a
vegetarian and you aarian you go to work
for Nico Ortiz you will become a meat
eater no really how many vegetarians
have gone to work for
you I I I wouldn't be sure I haven't
asked everybody how many I how how many
that you know for sure my great y shark
I I don't indulge in in other people's
if if people choose to share with me
what they wish they may of of the that
you do know how many Uno MOS do cuz I I
went what what was the Destiny said of
said individual did they become a meat
you we need it some I like you turn to
me and you're like El a loose
canon Eli's a loose cannon I'm not sure
what he'll take
conversations I stay engaged how do you
feel about eating meat I love it you
love it yes I have to have a moment of
honesty with you okay go um your
girlfriend her name Savannah I've met
her once yeah she's a very very lovely
woman yeah huge ass I have been avoiding
telling the internet this for a while
now but she's a meteor no that's not it
she I'm going to give you a chance to
reans that sor how old is she remember
it's it's it's the appropriate age is
half your age plus seven how old are you
Mexico I'm 12 you're bullying a disabled
manam it huh how old is she hey buddy
what's your are you okay you you okay
this man bothering you oh God are you
okay oh Magic Hands I'm going to call
the police now okay the point I'm
getting at is you're okay buddy i' I've
met her in person she's very nice mhm
and she's definitely 27 she's 27 years
so she's almost my age I'm 28 I'm she's
27 and I'm I'm I've met her I've met her one
one
time hey yo and I can tell you without
without a shadow of a doubt that she
makes lasagna like a 70-year-old Italian
grandmother it is uncanny oh yeah you
have [ __ ] the best lasagna I've ever had
entire life forgot about that it was
terrifying I went to Eli's
house was not there I had never seen her
and he's like please Mr fat electrician
sir have some lasagna I forgot she made
and then I got some lasagna and then
he's like no you need to get the
marinara sauce with it and I I scooped
marinara sauce and put it on lasagna it
was the best lasagna I've ever had in my
entire I forgot she made I forgot and
rude and then he and then saah walks
in I get El goes sweetheart you made
wonderful lasagna and then I looked at
Savannah and I was like how does one at
such a young age acquir such knowledge
of lasagna Google yo Googles no this is
this is beyond Google you play a lot of
Mario he's Italian it's impossible Super
Mario maybe the best lasagna ever dude
she knocked that out dude sa cuz lasagna
is actually my favorite food D she she's
a [ __ ] cook I got like I got lucky on
bro there is an Italian restaurant in
myself in my town ran entirely by
Italians I've hadan bro just like I'm
Mexico what's up dude Savannah's getting
the shout outs she's going like wow oh
my God thank you I don't she's like keep
doing the podcast I support you I
literally met her for like 10 minutes
she seemed very nice I don't know
anything about her other than the fact
that she cooks a phenomenal Las she's my
rock star
she is my favorite
human she's my healthy relationship she
cooks really good a rock really good
lasna really good lasagna but my beef
stew I need to oh I need to cook you
guys my beef
stew I've never been less tempted to eat
something in my entire
life than than the beef stew of a man
that's been trying to convince the
internet that I'm racist for an hour and
45 minutes I have toin the yeah that's
you you convin the internet you were
racist that was not on me can I can I
just Express that before this podast you
want me to be number one I your [ __ ]
I liked both of you and now I [ __ ]
hate both of you guess what you're still
hanging out and you're getting
sandwiched by two [ __ ] mexicos [ __ ]
we're going South of the
Border don't
know going south of the
boorder nothing nothing will scare me I
way more than both of you combined super fat
no we do need a roll though that that
when y'all come out that way we do need
to roll [ __ ] Christ yeah we need to
have sex oh we do need that's what G or
no G uh man I should have brought that
up when we were talking about the other
stuff how you feel about gee or no JJ I
am I prefer noi I a big noi uh
individual that's strictly due to EP and
the real world executive protection okay
so what were you wearing in executive
protection GE I
just Bas off of the this is a deep deep
deep conversation so based off of the
caliber of executive protection that
you're fall to long story short if you
are not making x amount of money you're
not actually executive protection agent
you are actually just a [ __ ]
bodyguard or just a bottom [ __ ] because
people are hired based off of X amount
of dollars due to skill time experience
Etc and that means you're training every
week you are doing comata training
you're doing firearms training you're
doing driving training you're doing x
amount of training okay so in the real
world of EP you have you have a house
team so you have a rst which is a
residential security team and then you
have foot agents and that's the simple
way of breaking it down and foot agents
pause please
hold is this anything close to the Foot
Clan from the Ninja Turtle uh Ninja
Turtles movies I've never been part of
any Clan have you no
okay your your dead pan is lacking
continue what that is but your ability
to stare and not laugh my I hate my
brain went to this this is where Eli's
brain really quick I was like movie
scene go Nick in front of a [ __ ]
dummy with bells all over and he has to
take them all this have you seen Ninja
Turtles too they have to disarm the
belts this might be before your times
have you neither of you seen Teenage
Mutant Ninja turt I've seen them all
I've seen when they go back in time in
number three that was the worst one but
you know when they take the Bel off one
yeah I just picture that where you're
like go the lights go out and you're
like have you ever and then you start it
and you come back up and you're GH whole
are you
aware both you like shifting around like
are both of you aware that Uncle
Splinter or Master SP is the biggest
troll of all time get it right oh I
would like to actually hear this okay so
check a rat check it out no what yes
dirty rat dirty rats you have you have
donatell the smart one right he's very
very computer savvy very techsavvy both
staff skills right so like he's the
biggest troll of all time so what do you
give to your like super techsavvy
son and you're a
troll B here's a [ __ ] stick nerd yeah
nothing sharp outside a stick just whing
[ __ ] fair but in the Nintendo NES
version of the original one donatell was
the most
powerful we're not going to be number
one talking about nerd [ __ ] okay sorry
yes we are over overr I hate I know that
I know so I that is an interesting fact
that you you you have uh which sorry I'm
very drunk and I'm bad with the names
which is one with the the anger problem
is it Michael Rafael rapael uh he has
the the size yep the size are strictly a
defensive weapon so he's has anger
problems and wants to be highly
offensive here's a defensive weapon
[ __ ] nerd I think Mikey got the worst
of it's like here's not even a stick
here is a [ __ ] two sticks with a
no he's not Michelangelo's he's the
[ __ ] [ __ ] Michelangelo's high
energy he is he's the party boy he's
given nunchucks which take the most
discipline to master the most attention
to detail because he has the least
ability to pay the [ __ ] attention so
wouldn't that wouldn't you say though
that technically it's the same thing
with giving um what's his face a [ __ ]
stick because he has all the knowledge
and all that stuff so
give him a stick cuz he going to know
what to think my overall point is Master
Spinner is a a troll the [ __ ] rat
dirty [ __ ] rat that was what Master
Shredder said I disagree but continue
actually wait what was Master Shredder's
real name
Hanzo [ __ ] that's what we call him wait
Hanzo uh oh [ __ ] I actually don't
remember Master Shredder's real [ __ ]
name what is it me either Oh I thought
you were son of a [ __ ] I was like I was
so excited so we dove into Dragon Ball Z
Avatar and I feel like I've been driving
the second half of this podcast with my
hard-hitting questions and none of you
are been trying to I've returned a very
strong response on most of your
questions other than the one question
now here I've got for you
though what do you know of Lord of the
Rings all of it o oh have you seen the
new TV series I have not watched that I
heard it was very I haven't watched it
cuz I'm only because I'm waiting for it
to be done cuz I I'd like to watch it
all at once I've heard is bad I haven't
had time no it is very good because I
think people who have not seen all of
the movies and don't understand the lore
behind it either they don't understand
everything how does a wizard come to be
how does a wizard come because the TV
series Hobbit but continue the four
wizards I can't I can't are you talking
about the four wizard no are you talking
about the four wizards Gandalf more than four
four
there's there's more than four and
that's stated in The Hobbit there's
radagast Brown so this is why the movies
people you're going to get so much hate
right now Nico no the lore because they
say Swit to the lore it's less than
eight because people some people are
going to say there's eight and I was
like uh no technically there's less than
eight do you know
okay but do you know how a wizard comes
to be off the new series what [ __ ] no no
no no no based off the new series they
just fall out of the [ __ ] sky no no
no yes I saw that part of the new series
okay so then how would you connect this
is a fun fact fun thing I was going to
put together cuz I was like based off
the war attack the uh original series
not The Hobbit series just the regular
Lord of the Rings series and then this
Lord of the Rings TV series on
Amazon how would you put together
bringing a uh a wizard to place because
if you actually look at it if you take
the first all the Rings movie the second
Lords the Rings
movie how oh [ __ ] uh I'm trying not to
actually put spoilers out there um
because I'm a huge no no no I'm a huge
lord of the Wings friend so if you look
at the twin towers and how Gandalf the
gay became Gand gandal the white
spoilers and
how 18y
oldy but people will appreciate this if
you're a real fan you'll appreciate
those how would you say a wizard comes to
to
be by [ __ ] dying like literally
they get spawned as a falling star and
then every time they die they level
up can you put the movies together for
the people cuz I think that is what
people are missing right now so if you
can put those together I think
chronological order no no no okay here
so based off of what you said I'm gonna
say you're 100%
correct so what I think was cool about
how they put the movies together
is gandal the gray
he's fighting the Demon I forget the
Demon's name bog
bog
he what that's hot he falls I know Lord
the how do you remember that I'm [ __ ]
autistic where do you think actually a
bigger character in the lore in the no
in the lore he's a huge character in the
lore he comes up multiple times he's a
massive demon that MTI there's multiple
I can tell you a lot about
well the one that's always referenced in
the movie correct me if I'm the same if
I'm wrong he's the same one that's in
the lore and he realmed was it boria or
whatever the [ __ ] so there's mult
there's multiple
bogs um and how the the a oh the [ __ ]
Wizards I have I have multiple ball rags
in my room too me too they're called
Socks old towels mostly but smell like
old popcorn uh that's not what they
smell like but
no so the old was I hate I have this
[ __ ] knowledge so with the new Lord
of the Rings series they did not get uh
rights to the lore of Lord of the Rings
like the uh the Jr tolken family were
like no you [ __ ] do your own [ __ ] so
they did they recreated the lore that's
why we have new story lines following
that how it's progressing out to what it
is that's why you had hatred towards the
new series series but if you go back to
like the sarilla and the way way back
when he was creating all his Gods his
lore when the gods fought salillas then
you get the breakdowns of like the uh
first not Middle Earth uh but
the was it the first what are what are
the time periods called cuz this is the
third age was during the Lord of the
Rings was I want to say the third age
and that was the fall of uh saon and
Sauron before that yeah the second age
and the first age and those were when
the Angels the elves all came down then
you had the splitting then you had the
big ones I forget the original baller
ass [ __ ] that was way more
powerful than Sauron like who's a big
[ __ ] CU Sauron is the [ __ ]
little hand me- down dude who was
literally like the right-hand guy of
dude was legit like a [ __ ] giant he
was [ __ ] big [ __ ] guy yeah and then
that he was one of those cast off off
that and then he became the strong
that's how all of that lore and where
are now rascar as you said which I'm
[ __ ] mad props to you for knowing
Madagascar the brown R
RAR rasar I was like wait that's an
island off the of was like Madagascar
one of my favor you're confusing rascar
and the brown I know with the Madagascar the
the
movie with the Penguins R ratag Gast
ratag Gast the brown
brown
continue [ __ ] and I'm the racist
whatever Contin he was the brown the the
white what do you mean wait and then the
blue who was the blue the blue was the
one that was unknown
right yeah [ __ ] the blue one no there's
a name they have a name I don't know
what it is the name dude I love man all
that in Laura and in The Hobbit they've
stated the name this is the [ __ ] I love
I'm like let's go on it's like Halo you
give me Halo lore I'll give you all the
[ __ ] Halo L you ever [ __ ] want I
hate Halo all of them too whole bro I
[ __ ] it's stupid and boring hate Halo
it's super boring oh God it's so bad but
when you read it is so government where
how they trained and then how they built
the ma what do you want to know about
the real government I can tell you weird
[ __ ] that you've never even [ __ ]
that's what dude The Milner The Milner
armor system hey bro check it out check
it out check it out here before you go
on this I'll give you one quick showing
that they like they captured the
government very well so The Milner armor
system which is direct link to the um
the Spartan
which is Master Chief all those guys
they tested that out on regular Marines
first the armor system it is
neurolink and it amplifies your body's
movements and everything but you have to
have the the process done to you which
is the genetic altering and the the the
operation the normal Marines when they
went into that suit they were like got
it okay let me think how to move my arm
because you just think it I got to think
to turn it over amplifies everything so
is just making [ __ ] Meat Puppets out
of so they'd be like okay rotate your
back and you have this armor that weighs
2,000 lb rotating your bottom on thought
and you can't control it so it's like
and dead so it just kills literal Mar
instantly when they started using the
system they like oh we [ __ ] up okay
let's do let's not put it on these guys
we have to put it on these next soldiers
and then watch how they interact for it
okay we're good okay how do we get
Spartan 2 children okay we got to find
the top Geniuses in the world cool okay
let's go kidnap them replace them with
clones the Clones die after two weeks
because their genetic malfunctions so
the kids are just die and the parents
will be sad no one will give a [ __ ] so
now okay we stole these kids now we have
to indoctrinate them at the age of five
or six to be these Spartan soldiers and
done hey you want your parents to die
you want your family die okay that's
what's going to happen if you don't
listen to us and you have the Spartan 2
program Spartan 3s was based stop was
like oh we [ __ ] up that was really
[ __ ] up we cannot kidnap kids what we
need to do now is get mentally un uh we
need to get normal people to volunteer
new drug makes you mentally unstable
you'll go homicidal if you don't take
this drug every few days okay but you
can wear that Miler armor it's going to
be [ __ ] dope so then Spartan 3s were
very homicidal if they did not get their
shots dude they captured the US
government very well on I was like I was
like dude I was going to say legit while
you were telling that story I was like I
don't know how deep we're going to the
government but you make me want to tell
CI stories right now want to tell
Counter Intelligence stories right now
want to know about the US government I
know an awful lot go give me CI stuff
how do you how do you feel about the
Titanic are you familiar wait what don't
give a [ __ ] they did about the Titanic
cool how do you feel about the finding
of the Titanic was it us what if I told
you the finding of the Titanic was
actually a black Black Ops operation
wait is this real swear to God this uh
these documents got Declassified in 2018
uh the actual finding of the Titanic
like the dude that found the Titanic was
funded by the US
government as a cover
story basically this this dude's whole
mission in life was to find the Titanic
right so the US government rolls up and
they're like hey uh so the we're we're
in the Cold War
and we're trying to find this nuclear
sub that accidentally sunk called the USS
USS
Thresher we lost it it's roughly is in
the same area of the ocean that you
think the Titanic's in oh [ __ ] so we're
going to give you a bunch of government
funding and have a bunch of high-tech
[ __ ] to find but hide it until
2018 but actually you're going to go
find the USS Thresher a you a nuclear
sub that we lost and you're going to go
find find it for us and then after you
find it you can go find the Titanic if
you want and that's exactly what
happened so he found the thresher he
went and he found the USS Thresher a
sunken nuclear sub kept that Under Wraps
until Under Wraps but that's how he got
the funding to get all the technology to
find the
Titanic that that to me that's just
normal though you living survivors who
and you know there's a course for this
you know there's for the Titanic but the
but the government is still that is very
government where it's like okay so we
need a good cover yeah wait there's a
nuclear sub we don't want to tell people
we lost one of
those so go find it it's like the have
you heard my favorite thing is with the
SR what's the black
the the fastjet the black one the SR71
SR71 I was I was I was thinking of Axe I
was thinking of Elon musked for a second
cuz that's how he named sr1 black dude
the Blackbird there dude the Blackbird
like that story you were telling that
last time where it was like none of the
[ __ ] none of the people that created it
they they destroyed everything on how to
recreate it so that way there was only
one guy left right yeah they cannot like
the materials used everything and then
there were like one dude that was like
oh yeah I used to work on those that's
one of the big arguments with like uh I
hate to say it but like people that
think the moon landing didn't happen or
whatever and like I'm whatever if it
didn't it didn't it's fine like if you
wanted to tell me the the American
government staged it to bankrupt the
Soviet Union I'd be like that's
possibility that's that's a decent
opinion that's a real possibility but
like the US government keeps their
[ __ ] technology so secret and so
under wraps and it's so
decentralized that literally only a
couple people have all the pieces to the
puzzle to look at and if those people
leave the picture you just have a couple
dudes holding a couple pieces of a
puzzle and they don't even know who else
is holding the other pieces of the
puzzle that that's external to the
military though and that's from my time
strictly being CI stuff is like we you
you learn about all these things and how
you know all these conspiracies and
stuff like that and like who to trust
who to work for and like you know what
is truth what is fact and then who
shines the light to say who what is true
and what is false like where does
information turn into data and did the
proper information turn into Data
because there's a funnel and information
has to be analyzed in order to actually
turn into Data that's how you have
intelligence okay
so can I can I stop you for one second I
was going to say it's about to get
really compc I like this this is my
favorite it's about to get very
complicated in this I was like super
anti this podcast for the first hour and
now it's like we just had a 45 minute
debate on who the most powerful person
between Dragon Ball and Avatar was and
now we're getting into deep government
conspires and we're all on the same page
but continue like like where am I at cuz
my brain spins with this and then like
Brandon Brandon I think is the only
other person that anybody here knows
who's seen me like dwindle like me and
Brandon would be having like very good
conversation I'll be like he'd asked me
a question right about like Technologies
so know I feel like I can't talk about
how much how much can I tell you without
you thinking I'm insane no how much can
I tell you
without breaking [ __ ] the law and
going to jail going to leworth
yeah I got some cool stories though I've
told D that these are decl dude Eli
you're gonna make me have to pee yeah
IE he got up and made me had to pee
immediately I'm going pee upstairs oh
God damn it I flock
big fan of you and your work on the
unsubscribed podcast and my channel um
you do a great job
editing um if you could really really
edit the first hour or all the parts
where they try to make me seem racist uh
if you could get rid of that that'd be [ __ ]
[ __ ]
great and and we're [ __ ] back okay
fluck what he just said I need you to
ignore everything he just said just
cancel that delete that that segment
you're good to go I need you to listen
to me I'm bigger than him like will pay
won't I think that says it [Laughter]
all and any anyways
go you want this to be the longest
episode you want to be [ __ ] number
one go do effort make you number one
almost out of alcohol like we're going
was for tomorrow and for for we we need
to force okay sorry you were saying
about uh you
need hold dancing I'm like a c how long
can you hold it for
forever okay he's holding it forever good
good
what what do you want what do you want
to know you were talking about SE
information that you didn't want no no
no you got to be careful with that word
I'm not talking about anything
classified information you're just
coming out talking about recently
Declassified information just like I
was uh okay well back story really quick
in my past life okay I was a Counter
Intelligence agent for the military now
how close did the count Counter
Intelligence agents work to the sync
intelligence agents Define sync
intelligence agents like like they're
they're right next to the cabinets and the
the
counters in the kitchen by the oven in
the kitchen I I I was like wait I was
likeo you have to understand the world
there's was just like oh my God godamn
it I know going this I was like toine I
know where this is going I'm like okay
here we go I was like here's a dad joke
for sure I was like there's so many
acronyms you have to understand it's DOD DHS
DHS
Etc ladies and gentlemen the Department
of Defense even though we've never
defended [ __ ] since
1776 well technically 1812 but
whatever so many black cherries the the
the department of offense if you will
but continue what what what what did you
want to know I don't know you were
telling a story I was very intrigued I'm
after peeing I've leveled my head and
I'm like hm how much do I actually care
to talk about and say so you'd have to
ask a question do you guys remember that
one time that we went to dinner with
Brandon and we're like we're going to go
film a real quick 1 Hour podcast and we
do one hour we were we were two hours
into to the longest episode ever and
then we were going to keep going for 6
hours till 3:00 in the morning 6 in the
morning [ __ ] go baby I I want to can
we google real quick the longest Joe
Rogan episode just to beat him well
hours we'll just talk about scops for
[ __ ] 12 hours and Cody show up tomorrow and
hours and Cody show up tomorrow and we're just talking still like keep it
we're just talking still like keep it going they just sit down if you think I
going they just sit down if you think I don't have enough worthless information
don't have enough worthless information to fill the memory cards and that
to fill the memory cards and that [ __ ] camera you're wrong oh if you
[ __ ] camera you're wrong oh if you don't think I do dude we had just but
don't think I do dude we had just but how long are they going to stay who
how long are they going to stay who who's we person behind that camera dude
who's we person behind that camera dude there's so many training stories because
there's so many training stories because with people we got oh oh I have training
with people we got oh oh I have training stories did you hear about the [ __ ]
stories did you hear about the [ __ ] uh the the Navy Seals getting [ __ ] on
uh the the Navy Seals getting [ __ ] on for [ __ ] uh abusing their candidates
for [ __ ] uh abusing their candidates dude I just covered this so [ __ ] sick
dude I just covered this so [ __ ] sick of hearing it so I actually just covered
of hearing it so I actually just covered this on brutally honest with a Navy SEAL
this on brutally honest with a Navy SEAL instructor who's a buds instructor and
instructor who's a buds instructor and he was telling me
he was telling me how he thinks it's [ __ ] and
how he thinks it's [ __ ] and how [ __ ] what the instructors did or
how [ __ ] what the instructors did or [ __ ] what the news is doing [ __ ]
[ __ ] what the news is doing [ __ ] what the news is doing I completely
what the news is doing I completely agree St stay out of it do you think do
agree St stay out of it do you think do you think people who took out the number
you think people who took out the number one terrorists in the world okay Osama
one terrorists in the world okay Osama Bin
Bin Laden do you think they went through the
Laden do you think they went through the same thing yes or no and if yes do you
same thing yes or no and if yes do you think if they didn't it would affect
think if they didn't it would affect where they're at now it actually [ __ ]
where they're at now it actually [ __ ] would because they're building and
would because they're building and building and building and building and
building and building and building and building and it does not [ __ ] stop
building and it does not [ __ ] stop that training does not stop so my my
that training does not stop so my my biggest thing with it was they're like
biggest thing with it was they're like oh my God look at how much tear gas they
oh my God look at how much tear gas they were putting them through and it's like
were putting them through and it's like first of all everybody in every branch
first of all everybody in every branch of the military gets tear gassed period
of the military gets tear gassed period everybody everybody but when you look at
everybody everybody but when you look at a gas
a gas chamber it looks way more mild than that
chamber it looks way more mild than that video that they had but it's
video that they had but it's concentrated no stop but a couple
concentrated no stop but a couple reasons if you look they're like I
reasons if you look they're like I didn't see the video of it it it looks
didn't see the video of it it it looks terrible but but they're outside so they
terrible but but they're outside so they had to use [ __ ] ton of tear gas to get
had to use [ __ ] ton of tear gas to get the same effect as like an enclosed
the same effect as like an enclosed environment like a gas chamber they got
environment like a gas chamber they got [ __ ] up
[ __ ] up still okay so you guys came in this is
still okay so you guys came in this is actually really interesting because you
actually really interesting because you guys came in a completely different time
guys came in a completely different time frame than me and then before that was a
frame than me and then before that was a different like when we did our tier gas
different like when we did our tier gas training I don't know what they did for
training I don't know what they did for you we walked in then you you go you're
you we walked in then you you go you're you get against the wall in the tier gas
you get against the wall in the tier gas room mhm yeah break seal close correct
room mhm yeah break seal close correct clear yep then I don't know about you
clear yep then I don't know about you guys then you line up on the back side
guys then you line up on the back side of the wall everyone goes like this
of the wall everyone goes like this remove your mask you pull it off and you
remove your mask you pull it off and you sit there and then everyone has to do
sit there and then everyone has to do their [ __ ] uh social security number
their [ __ ] uh social security number in a line and then you're sitting like
in a line and then you're sitting like and if you don't breathe I remember the
and if you don't breathe I remember the first time I took a breath I was like I
first time I took a breath I was like I was like No just don't breathe don't
was like No just don't breathe don't breathe don't breathe it [ __ ] sucks
breathe don't breathe it [ __ ] sucks and I was like and I did that just that
and I was like and I did that just that and I was like it's magma and then I was
and I was like it's magma and then I was like and I was like just my so sorry and
like and I was like just my so sorry and he's like say your social I was
like and he's like you have to breathe I was like and it's like magma just
was like and it's like magma just pouring and we're just and I'm like
pouring and we're just and I'm like everyone's going down that line and
everyone's going down that line and you're just waiting for the next
you're just waiting for the next [ __ ] to say theirs and I'm like
Fu and then finally after everyone says their [ __ ] number he's like go on
their [ __ ] number he's like go on [ __ ] and you walk out
[ __ ] and you walk out your what happened was that
your what happened was that same experience same experience 10 years
same experience same experience 10 years later you same roughly the same
later you same roughly the same experience except it turned out to the
experience except it turned out to the Infantry M crezy okay yeah so like I had
Infantry M crezy okay yeah so like I had to sing Happy Birthday you had to do
to sing Happy Birthday you had to do your so you had to do the Infantry same
your so you had to do the Infantry same [ __ ] right you have to say something to
[ __ ] right you have to say something to breathe um the Navy [ __ ] seals
breathe um the Navy [ __ ] seals breathing was easy though for you I no I
breathing was easy though for you I no I literally just breathed the entire time
literally just breathed the entire time and I was fine I I did tactical
and I was fine I I did tactical breathing just breath bro but when I
breathing just breath bro but when I left I was in the a world of hurt and I
left I was in the a world of hurt and I suffered like no other would you guys
suffered like no other would you guys say it was worth worse when you left or
say it was worth worse when you left or when you were actually it cleared up 30
when you were actually it cleared up 30 seconds after my favorite F no I was
seconds after my favorite F no I was [ __ ] you had the milk you hours after
[ __ ] you had the milk you hours after and you can start this my buddy Smith
and you can start this my buddy Smith favorite [ __ ] story cuz Smith was
favorite [ __ ] story cuz Smith was like
like this completely fun and they were like
this completely fun and they were like [ __ ] say like 11111111
[ __ ] say like 11111111 there's always one dude that smokes a
there's always one dude that smokes a pack a day that's completely fine so it
pack a day that's completely fine so it was dude he walked out and they were
was dude he walked out and they were like get out of here and he like walked
like get out of here and he like walked out and he's like okay like walks out
out and he's like okay like walks out with this [ __ ] and then drill s they was
with this [ __ ] and then drill s they was outside of the thing they like you
outside of the thing they like you didn't [ __ ] breathe go back he's like
didn't [ __ ] breathe go back he's like okay he walks back in and they're like
okay he walks back in and they're like the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy like
the [ __ ] is wrong with this guy like walks in the other girl like why are you
walks in the other girl like why are you back in he like oh dude told me to come
back in he like oh dude told me to come back in he's like get the [ __ ] out of
back in he's like get the [ __ ] out of here you weird he's like okay walks back
here you weird he's like okay walks back out and he's just like h it wasn't so
out and he's just like h it wasn't so bad I was like you piece of [ __ ] out
bad I was like you piece of [ __ ] out with the Navy SEAL thing there's this
with the Navy SEAL thing there's this video of them like in a formation but
video of them like in a formation but they're outside and they've got these uh
they're outside and they've got these uh CS gas like pellets on a [ __ ] six-
CS gas like pellets on a [ __ ] six- foot pole and they're like putting it in
foot pole and they're like putting it in the formation just smoking them and it
the formation just smoking them and it looks it looks really really bad it
looks it looks really really bad it looks way better than like normal gas uh
looks way better than like normal gas uh gas chamber footage like I went and I
gas chamber footage like I went and I was going to do a whole video on it and
was going to do a whole video on it and uh I looked up all the normal gas
uh I looked up all the normal gas chamber footage that was on YouTube and
chamber footage that was on YouTube and the news is freaking out because they're
the news is freaking out because they're like well they were exposed to it for
like well they were exposed to it for more than 15 seconds and I was like
more than 15 seconds and I was like [ __ ] so was everybody and I was like
[ __ ] so was everybody and I was like to be fair I was getting tear guest at
to be fair I was getting tear guest at the time maybe it just felt like a lot
the time maybe it just felt like a lot longer than it was so I went on YouTube
longer than it was so I went on YouTube and I looked up every literally every
and I looked up every literally every [ __ ] basic training tear gas video on
[ __ ] basic training tear gas video on on YouTube the shortest one the the
on YouTube the shortest one the the shortest the shortest one I could find
shortest the shortest one I could find was 38 seconds and the news is like
was 38 seconds and the news is like you're not supposed to be exposed to
you're not supposed to be exposed to teer guest for more than 15 seconds and
teer guest for more than 15 seconds and I was like these are Army basic training
I was like these are Army basic training recruits that are like to be [ __ ]
recruits that are like to be [ __ ] paper pushers and whatever the [ __ ] else
paper pushers and whatever the [ __ ] else and they were in there for 38 seconds
and they were in there for 38 seconds Navy Seals can handle a minute do you
Navy Seals can handle a minute do you know why that got pushed to that level
know why that got pushed to that level though that caliber of the news because
though that caliber of the news because it's clickbait no well that because the
it's clickbait no well that because the people who reported it are people who
people who reported it are people who didn't pass Buds and it was a mass of
didn't pass Buds and it was a mass of people who did not pass Buds and so me
people who did not pass Buds and so me and my buddy who was a buds instructor
and my buddy who was a buds instructor we were talking about it and we're just
we were talking about it and we're just talking about how it's [ __ ] every
talking about how it's [ __ ] every single time it's the [ __ ] who
single time it's the [ __ ] who don't make it who want to push a story
don't make it who want to push a story to the news Outlet to say this is why I
to the news Outlet to say this is why I didn't become a seal because of this
didn't become a seal because of this specific incident where we saying happy
specific incident where we saying happy birthday outside and an individual did
birthday outside and an individual did pass out who knows what that is to come
pass out who knows what that is to come [ __ ] wasn't singing happy
[ __ ] wasn't singing happy birthday like he was he probably pissed
birthday like he was he probably pissed pissed probably passed out like I want
pissed probably passed out like I want to hold my breath and then he h his
to hold my breath and then he h his breath until he couldn't and he went and
breath until he couldn't and he went and then he realized oh [ __ ] there's half as
then he realized oh [ __ ] there's half as much oxygen as normal and then he passed
much oxygen as normal and then he passed out yeah and I guarantee you all of us
out yeah and I guarantee you all of us here can agree to the fact that
here can agree to the fact that being uh you know being exposed to tear
being uh you know being exposed to tear gas and
gas and OC um from what we've experienced and
OC um from what we've experienced and what we see in the video is nothing
what we see in the video is nothing compared to what you will experience
compared to what you will experience down range so it is only a stepping
down range so it is only a stepping stone and it is necessary to get that
stone and it is necessary to get that form of training in now because if you
form of training in now because if you can't cope or accept that now you'll
can't cope or accept that now you'll never make it downrange and others will
never make it downrange and others will suffer including yourself so the part
suffer including yourself so the part that pissed me off is like literally the
that pissed me off is like literally the lack of critical thinking altogether so
lack of critical thinking altogether so the the news is like well if you look at
the the news is like well if you look at tear gas training from the basic
tear gas training from the basic training this looks way worse and it's
training this looks way worse and it's like well yeah for for starters if you
like well yeah for for starters if you look at any training that is SF Delta
look at any training that is SF Delta whatever it is way worse yes that as a
whatever it is way worse yes that as a whole but put that aside pretend it was
whole but put that aside pretend it was normal
normal training these guys were outside when
training these guys were outside when you're outside you need way more gas to
you're outside you need way more gas to affect them the same way as if they were
affect them the same way as if they were in an that's why you spray closed
in an that's why you spray closed environment like a gas chamber you need
environment like a gas chamber you need way more gas it's not concentrated
way more gas it's not concentrated because they were outside so you need
because they were outside so you need way more gas for that reason a b it
way more gas for that reason a b it looks like a lot more gas than you see
looks like a lot more gas than you see in all the gas chamber videos it's
in all the gas chamber videos it's potent because
potent because you can see it more when when you're in
you can see it more when when you're in a gas chamber how how much light is in
a gas chamber how how much light is in that room there's one fluorescent
that room there's one fluorescent fixture and like two shitty little
fixture and like two shitty little Windows right yeah dude Hitler
Windows right yeah dude Hitler made these guys were outside okay now
made these guys were outside okay now when you're and if you don't understand
when you're and if you don't understand what I'm saying pretend like you're
what I'm saying pretend like you're driving through fog okay that's gas in
driving through fog okay that's gas in the atmosphere that's water instead of
the atmosphere that's water instead of Cs do you turn your high beams on or
Cs do you turn your high beams on or your low beams on here even better even
your low beams on here even better even better did Hitler make ventilation camps
better did Hitler make ventilation camps or concentration caps that was
or concentration caps that was concentration caps way further than I
concentration caps way further than I was going to go but I was just saying
was going to go but I was just saying you got a ventilation cam is not working
you got a ventilation cam is not working as good if you have gas in the
as good if you have gas in the atmosphere and you turn the headlights
atmosphere and you turn the headlights at a higher Lumen level you see more gas
at a higher Lumen level you see more gas oh yeah just okay like if you turn your
oh yeah just okay like if you turn your high beams on in fog guess what it's
high beams on in fog guess what it's harder to [ __ ] see coincidentally
harder to [ __ ] see coincidentally they were outside at noon and they had
they were outside at noon and they had the bigest headlight in the [ __ ]
the bigest headlight in the [ __ ] Universe shining the sun the sun like
Universe shining the sun the sun like more gas than it was the solar
more gas than it was the solar system [ __ ] space yo yeah you can't
system [ __ ] space yo yeah you can't say that there's many more brighter
say that there's many more brighter Stars I'm not going to pretend like I
Stars I'm not going to pretend like I understand the difference I'm a very
understand the difference I'm a very simple man I know I got this is one
simple man I know I got this is one thing I'm real good at I was a Jun aromy
thing I'm real good at I was a Jun aromy I was a junior in high school and they
I was a junior in high school and they were like hey check it out space is
were like hey check it out space is endless nothingness big yo [ __ ] I was
endless nothingness big yo [ __ ] I was like I was like I was like I was like
like I was like I was like I was like dope I I can I can grasp endless
dope I I can I can grasp endless nothingness and then they were like hear
nothingness and then they were like hear me out more it's getting bigger and I
me out more it's getting bigger and I was like what the [ __ ] there's nothing
was like what the [ __ ] there's nothing in this and I haven't understood
in this and I haven't understood anything I haven't understood anything
anything I haven't understood anything since it's expanding faster than the
since it's expanding faster than the speed of light when you when you're you
speed of light when you when you're you hear that you're like what the endless
hear that you're like what the endless nothingness is getting bigger and faster
nothingness is getting bigger and faster than the speed of light you know what
than the speed of light you know what you know you don't know it now one day
you know you don't know it now one day you're going to look out at the stars
you're going to look out at the stars and see
and see nothing anyways I think the point I'm
nothing anyways I think the point I'm getting to is uh if you're TR I I did a
getting to is uh if you're TR I I did a whole video I just never posted it but
whole video I just never posted it but it was a the CBS react video to the Navy
it was a the CBS react video to the Navy Seals train you should post it 100 a lot
Seals train you should post it 100 a lot of people are looking for information on
of people are looking for information on that and they don't understand that's
that and they don't understand that's why I had to do video that about that
why I had to do video that about that literally it was literally like it was
literally it was literally like it was three reporters one of them was like oh
three reporters one of them was like oh my God this is so bad this is wrong and
my God this is so bad this is wrong and disgusting and then it was two other
disgusting and then it was two other reporters that were like I've never
reporters that were like I've never served in the military and I don't know
served in the military and I don't know [ __ ] so maybe it maybe it's fine I just
[ __ ] so maybe it maybe it's fine I just I like the first report right there when
I like the first report right there when you're like this is wrong and discussing
you're like this is wrong and discussing it's like where are we sending these
it's like where are we sending these people oh to [ __ ] war to fight to
people oh to [ __ ] war to fight to kill people to be put in the most
kill people to be put in the most strenuous difficult situations they
strenuous difficult situations they could possibly you think that's [ __ ]
could possibly you think that's [ __ ] up that's the
up that's the line have you you read Delta tree do you
line have you you read Delta tree do you understand that the Navy regulations say
understand that the Navy regulations say that they were only supposed to be
that they were only supposed to be exposed to it for 15
exposed to it for 15 great then the people who wrote those
great then the people who wrote those regulations can go back in time and take
regulations can go back in time and take out his hum and L by [ __ ] everyone at
out his hum and L by [ __ ] everyone at home I'm going to let you guys hit on a
home I'm going to let you guys hit on a secret as far as military regardless of
secret as far as military regardless of Branch as far as military regulations
Branch as far as military regulations are concerned they're like the Pirates
are concerned they're like the Pirates Code it's basically guidelines nobody
Code it's basically guidelines nobody follows that
follows that [ __ ] you get a train i' I've trained
[ __ ] you get a train i' I've trained with some [ __ ] dope ass people in my
with some [ __ ] dope ass people in my life like I and I still get a I still
life like I and I still get a I still get a train with these people it's
get a train with these people it's [ __ ] dope you see what they go you
[ __ ] dope you see what they go you see their thought process and and you're
see their thought process and and you're like oh yeah this completely different
like oh yeah this completely different breed than I will ever be like
breed than I will ever be like completely different a different breed
completely different a different breed can I can I can I can can I tell a story
can I can I can I can can I tell a story of like the most different breed exper
of like the most different breed exper like the moment as a young man I
like the moment as a young man I realized that I was not that guy I I got
realized that I was not that guy I I got many of these so in in the National
many of these so in in the National Guard I was say I got some but I'm
Guard I was say I got some but I'm curious in the National Guard um you can
curious in the National Guard um you can deploy more than any other branch
deploy more than any other branch and reserves because you guys get we we
and reserves because you guys get we we can drop packets so in the guard and
can drop packets so in the guard and reserves reserves yes but National Guard
reserves reserves yes but National Guard is unique in that uh there's only one
is unique in that uh there's only one infantry unit in the Army Reserves the
infantry unit in the Army Reserves the Army National Guard has a [ __ ] ton of
Army National Guard has a [ __ ] ton of combat Moss's and you can volunteer to
combat Moss's and you can volunteer to go on combat deployments as a combat mos
go on combat deployments as a combat mos in the National Guard well in Intel you
in the National Guard well in Intel you don't have to even go on any combat
don't have to even go on any combat deployment you can go on any deployment
deployment you can go on any deployment [ __ ] anywhere if you're is as long as
[ __ ] anywhere if you're is as long as you're a PO too if you're in the Intel
you're a PO too if you're in the Intel component you can go anywhere at any
component you can go anywhere at any point in time so specifically the the
point in time so specifically the the the guy that I'm talking about he was a
the guy that I'm talking about he was a combat medic he was an infantry man and
combat medic he was an infantry man and he was a cap Scout he did all three
he was a cap Scout he did all three Moss's throughout the course of his
Moss's throughout the course of his career and he spent 10 years of his life
career and he spent 10 years of his life he would literally go and in the
he would literally go and in the National Guard you can volunteer to go
National Guard you can volunteer to go on a deployment with a different
on a deployment with a different National Guard unit yeah so he deployed
National Guard unit yeah so he deployed five times in 10 years he would
five times in 10 years he would literally deploy it's not bad breake up
literally deploy it's not bad breake up 50 60 70 $80,000 in Pay come back party
50 60 70 $80,000 in Pay come back party his dick off for a year go on another
his dick off for a year go on another deployment for a decade Yep this dude
deployment for a decade Yep this dude was an E7 when I was in like I to this
was an E7 when I was in like I to this day like by far the soldier that had the
day like by far the soldier that had the biggest impact on me like as a person
biggest impact on me like as a person and we walked into his office he was an
and we walked into his office he was an E7 he was running [ __ ] he was full-time
E7 he was running [ __ ] he was full-time uh I
uh I he was like full-time National Guard
he was like full-time National Guard it's it so AGR AGR yes correct sorry
it's it so AGR AGR yes correct sorry very drunk so he we walked into Army
very drunk so he we walked into Army Guard Reserve you can be active duty
Guard Reserve you can be active duty guard it's not there's not a whole lot
guard it's not there's not a whole lot of positions like that and this one too
of positions like that and this one too but that's that's what he was so he was
but that's that's what he was so he was in E7 he was e and we were on guard
in E7 he was e and we were on guard weekend and I walked into his office
weekend and I walked into his office with like four other e4s this guy was in
with like four other e4s this guy was in his it was we were still in Digi cams he
his it was we were still in Digi cams he had his tan you being a [ __ ]
had his tan you being a [ __ ] he had his tan t-shirt on wait wait s
he had his tan t-shirt on wait wait s you got to you got to wait till he's on
you got to you got to wait till he's on camera no you can talk because it's
camera no you can talk because it's puning on him good he had his tan
puning on him good he had his tan t-shirt on and he had his [ __ ]
t-shirt on and he had his [ __ ] digicam bottoms on and he had these pair
digicam bottoms on and he had these pair of blue Crocs I've never seen a pair of
of blue Crocs I've never seen a pair of blue Crocs they look like they got eaten
blue Crocs they look like they got eaten like a [ __ ] alligator like they were
like a [ __ ] alligator like they were just destroyed he was wearing these blue
just destroyed he was wearing these blue Crocs and his feet up on his on the desk
Crocs and his feet up on his on the desk and there was this [ __ ] private that
and there was this [ __ ] private that I was with and we walked in and like I
I was with and we walked in and like I knew better than to [ __ ] with it I knew
knew better than to [ __ ] with it I knew we'd been on [ __ ] six deployments
we'd been on [ __ ] six deployments as infantry and a combat medic and we
as infantry and a combat medic and we walked in and he's like this
walked in and he's like this E2 like dope Crocs
E2 like dope Crocs Sergeant this dude [ __ ] took a sip
Sergeant this dude [ __ ] took a sip out of his coffee mug and he looked at
out of his coffee mug and he looked at him he's like these [ __ ]
him he's like these [ __ ] Crocs have been in more combat than you
Crocs have been in more combat than you will ever be and I was like that's the
will ever be and I was like that's the coldest I've ever heard in my entire
coldest I've ever heard in my entire life it'd be like that sometimes dude
life it'd be like that sometimes dude when you man I oh all the stories I'm
when you man I oh all the stories I'm thinking I I know I was like with the
thinking I I know I was like with the second he said something [ __ ] like that
second he said something [ __ ] like that I was like I was thinking about like I'm
I was like I was thinking about like I'm thinking about like War Stories now I'm
thinking about like War Stories now I'm like I would so when I got back from the
like I would so when I got back from the military this is during The Surge what
military this is during The Surge what real quick because there was a reclass
real quick because there was a reclass during this segment so when I got back
during this segment so when I got back they were like okay well you're probably
they were like okay well you're probably going to get called back like let's not
going to get called back like let's not going to lie you're probably going to
going to lie you're probably going to get called back into stop loss or I got
get called back into stop loss or I got stop loss to go to yeah so my my period
stop loss to go to yeah so my my period W what year I my one buddy got super
W what year I my one buddy got super [ __ ] for this this is 20 this is
[ __ ] for this this is 20 this is search this is 2007 2006 2007 this is a
search this is 2007 2006 2007 this is a search this is that's pretty [ __ ]
search this is that's pretty [ __ ] crazy kicking off right now so people
crazy kicking off right now so people have no idea what that means right now
have no idea what that means right now you may have you may have to explain
you may have you may have to explain that right now to your audence stop can
that right now to your audence stop can I can we explain stop loss yeah
I can we explain stop loss yeah go you do it you have to explain that to
go you do it you have to explain that to your audience okay so
your audience okay so there's I love St you're serving and
there's I love St you're serving and you're about to either get out or you're
you're about to either get out or you're about to go to a different Duty station
about to go to a different Duty station and you're not about about to be
and you're not about about to be involved in war anymore like you're
involved in war anymore like you're you're in the clear you just came back
you're in the clear you just came back like years ago you signed a contract
like years ago you signed a contract with Uncle
with Uncle Sam and you were like I'm gonna I'm
Sam and you were like I'm gonna I'm willing to do whatever the [ __ ] you tell
willing to do whatever the [ __ ] you tell me for x amount of years and you got to
me for x amount of years and you got to the end of x amount of years and Uncle
the end of x amount of years and Uncle Sam said uh [ __ ] you you're going to do
Sam said uh [ __ ] you you're going to do more and if you don't I will throw you
more and if you don't I will throw you in prison that is stop loss go go go
in prison that is stop loss go go go you're threatened at this point go ahead
you're threatened at this point go ahead sorry finish okay first off mine was mid
sorry finish okay first off mine was mid tour and I got stop loss fine with that
tour and I got stop loss fine with that like they were like hey your [ __ ]
like they were like hey your [ __ ] your contract ends well you're overseas
your contract ends well you're overseas you [ __ ] staying overseas you don't
you [ __ ] staying overseas you don't get I'm surprised they let you deploy oh
get I'm surprised they let you deploy oh this is the surge my buddy BR still
this is the surge my buddy BR still though no they did not give a [ __ ] at
though no they did not give a [ __ ] at this time you are going to war oh you
this time you are going to war oh you are going to this is like you bro that's
are going to this is like you bro that's hot dude okay so my buddy dude one of my
hot dude okay so my buddy dude one of my buddies two weeks two weeks to get out
buddies two weeks two weeks to get out and they're like NOP [ __ ] you you're
and they're like NOP [ __ ] you you're going 15 months to
going 15 months to Iraq oh my god oh so you were in the
Iraq oh my god oh so you were in the time people don't people can't fathom
time people don't people can't fathom understand
understand this uh 15 48 15 correct me if wrong 48
this uh 15 48 15 correct me if wrong 48 15 12 were uh deployment time frames
15 12 were uh deployment time frames there's 15 months was the the big one so
there's 15 months was the the big one so you had 15 to 16 months if you were uh
you had 15 to 16 months if you were uh 24 no 24 never existed it was 15 was Max
24 no 24 never existed it was 15 was Max they were were like to over in a combat
they were were like to over in a combat area I know people have extended and
area I know people have extended and I've seen it on paper and they 24 months
I've seen it on paper and they 24 months [ __ ] that dude I man I had people I I
[ __ ] that dude I man I had people I I loved watching people when we landed in
loved watching people when we landed in [ __ ] Iraq and we were like okay we're
[ __ ] Iraq and we were like okay we're good they're like okay here is the
good they're like okay here is the [ __ ] uh your leave schedule when you
[ __ ] uh your leave schedule when you get your two weeks off in Iraq you only
get your two weeks off in Iraq you only get two weeks off by the way in a 15
get two weeks off by the way in a 15 months you get two week brick we had
months you get two week brick we had people [ __ ] there like you got lucky
people [ __ ] there like you got lucky on your schedule mine was was right at
on your schedule mine was was right at the 7 months I was like [ __ ] yeah bro
the 7 months I was like [ __ ] yeah bro I'm [ __ ] right in in between I have
I'm [ __ ] right in in between I have buddies okay your your your two weeks
buddies okay your your your two weeks off is in one month and then you have to
off is in one month and then you have to stand wck for 14 [ __ ]
stand wck for 14 [ __ ] months bro you don't even you don't even
months bro you don't even you don't even get used to war at that point you're
get used to war at that point you're like I got to go home okay now I have 14
like I got to go home okay now I have 14 months to get used to war and you're
months to get used to war and you're like you CH oh my [ __ ] god that's
like you CH oh my [ __ ] god that's where the mental issues [ __ ] come
where the mental issues [ __ ] come into place my buddy that two week two
into place my buddy that two week two weeks two weeks and they're like nope
weeks two weeks and they're like nope you're you're going for 15 months you
you're you're going for 15 months you have to train up so it's not 15 months
have to train up so it's not 15 months he had to do the train up which was a
he had to do the train up which was a 4mon train up then 15 months then 3
4mon train up then 15 months then 3 months ETS and then get the [ __ ] out and
months ETS and then get the [ __ ] out and I was like bro you were too weeks out
I was like bro you were too weeks out and you got [ __ ] by the government I
and you got [ __ ] by the government I feel like we have to still clarify some
feel like we have to still clarify some of this so what he's saying is that he
of this so what he's saying is that he got orders to deploy for 15 months so a
got orders to deploy for 15 months so a year and 3 months his his contract that
year and 3 months his his contract that he signed was in the not not contract
he signed was in the not not contract his deployment is 15 months no previous
his deployment is 15 months no previous contract contract was up in 2 weeks two
contract contract was up in 2 weeks two month two months or two weeks he was
month two months or two weeks he was about to get out of the military he was
about to get out of the military he was about to get out of the military in 14
about to get out of the military in 14 days and the military told him [ __ ] you
days and the military told him [ __ ] you you're going to Iraq for 15 months one
you're going to Iraq for 15 months one year and three
year and three months one year and three I feel like
months one year and three I feel like for some people who aren't military we
for some people who aren't military we count [ __ ] by I know civilians count
count [ __ ] by I know civilians count [ __ ] by years so when you say one year
[ __ ] by years so when you say one year people are like and then one year three
people are like and then one year three months and then you're getting back and
months and then you're getting back and it's three Monon minimum to get out when
it's three Monon minimum to get out when you ETS it is a thre Monon minimum once
you ETS it is a thre Monon minimum once you come back from combat what is ETS
you come back from combat what is ETS though that's getting the [ __ ] out I
though that's getting the [ __ ] out I forget what it means ETS is getting the
forget what it means ETS is getting the [ __ ] out of your government contract and
[ __ ] out of your government contract and they I got so for for for those of you
they I got so for for for those of you that don't know if you sign up in the
that don't know if you sign up in the military period it doesn't matter guard
military period it doesn't matter guard deserves active duty you are signing up
deserves active duty you are signing up for 8 years and you're like you're like
for 8 years and you're like you're like no no that's different my son only
no no that's different my son only signed up for two years my daughter only
signed up for two years my daughter only signed up for four years inactive you
signed up for four years inactive you signed up for eight years no matter what
signed up for eight years no matter what period no matter no matter what you they
period no matter no matter what you they have the right to recall you whenever
have the right to recall you whenever the [ __ ] they decide yeah because they
the [ __ ] they decide yeah because they decided it period or they will throw you
decided it period or they will throw you in a cage and you can rot for that
in a cage and you can rot for that period period and that's what's ter so
period period and that's what's ter so like I got back I got out and then
like I got back I got out and then people were uh what did I do it was uh
people were uh what did I do it was uh inactive reserve or whatever and they're
inactive reserve or whatever and they're like hey your CH yeah they're like
like hey your CH yeah they're like chances are you're getting called back
chances are you're getting called back and then my buddies start getting called
and then my buddies start getting called back and I was like oh [ __ ] my life so I
back and I was like oh [ __ ] my life so I did an MOS change most people don't know
did an MOS change most people don't know this I did an MOS change during that I
this I did an MOS change during that I was like so sorry what was your original
was like so sorry what was your original MOS love Bravo okay second
MOS love Bravo okay second Bravo infantry infantry and what' you
Bravo infantry infantry and what' you reclass do and then I did a welder I
reclass do and then I did a welder I don't even remember when my [ __ ] re
don't even remember when my [ __ ] re you were a welder dude they did L ladies
you were a welder dude they did L ladies and gentlemen this man's a [ __ ] grunt
and gentlemen this man's a [ __ ] grunt I don't care what his secondary MOS was
I don't care what his secondary MOS was I've met him I've drank with him I'm
I've met him I've drank with him I'm he's he's a grunt yeah I promise we're
he's he's a grunt yeah I promise we're [ __ ] together I'm [ __ ] long
sorry what what what year did you uh did you deploy 200 uh s during The
you deploy 200 uh s during The Surge what come what did your kit look
Surge what come what did your kit look like at that point [ __ ] acus bro
like at that point [ __ ] acus bro though I came in I came did you have a
though I came in I came did you have a plate carrier at that point like that's
plate carrier at that point like that's right on the line there was no plate car
right on the line there was no plate car it was the old it was the ugly IVs iot
it was the old it was the ugly IVs iot TVs yeah with the side plates the front
TVs yeah with the side plates the front back the heav damn the
back the heav damn the origal though when I got into
origal though when I got into going into the
going into the military you bdus I had to shine my
military you bdus I had to shine my boots you guys don't know about shining
boots you guys don't know about shining boots you deployed do
boots you deployed do have no you had sandies acus deploying
have no you had sandies acus deploying we had bdus going into the military now
we had bdus going into the military now we had to shine those boots stop for
we had to shine those boots stop for those of you that don't know bdus is the
those of you that don't know bdus is the like original Forest camo where it's
like original Forest camo where it's green black and lighter green battle
green black and lighter green battle dress uniform SL Brown AKA the Lord's
dress uniform SL Brown AKA the Lord's flannel the the best
military okay unsubscribe next month merch is the Lord's flannel and is just
merch is the Lord's flannel and is just BDU shirt done and done thank you for
BDU shirt done and done thank you for that [ __ ] merch you're welcome the
that [ __ ] merch you're welcome the Lord's what what did you what did you
Lord's what what did you what did you deploy with acus not the Lord's FL acus
deploy with acus not the Lord's FL acus is Army Combat Uniform which is
is Army Combat Uniform which is technically all
technically all uniforms however you can fight on the
uniforms however you can fight on the moon and your grandma's couch and it
moon and your grandma's couch and it cost a billion do referring to digi cam
cost a billion do referring to digi cam which is what you would look like if you
which is what you would look like if you were trying to blend in as a [ __ ]
were trying to blend in as a [ __ ] Minecraft character also known as UCP
Minecraft character also known as UCP which is universal caml Universal
which is universal caml Universal camouflage so terrible I am actually
camouflage so terrible I am actually actively working on a YouTube video
actively working on a YouTube video trying to figure out who paid a
trying to figure out who paid a congressman to get that camouflage
congressman to get that camouflage approved billion dollarss dude it makes
approved billion dollarss dude it makes sense in Iraq no one's going to like the
sense in Iraq no one's going to like the fact that I'm saying this it makes sense
fact that I'm saying this it makes sense in Iraq if you were to do do it yearly
in Iraq if you were to do do it yearly yearly yearly 24/7 due to are on their
yearly yearly 24/7 due to are on their 15-month deployments if you were to look
15-month deployments if you were to look at your uniform from the start in UCP
at your uniform from the start in UCP you sit there you don't wash it you
you sit there you don't wash it you don't clean it how it used to be back in
don't clean it how it used to be back in your time our day when I deployed we
your time our day when I deployed we have washers and dryers your time I'm
have washers and dryers your time I'm I'm trying to be as Fair as possible
I'm trying to be as Fair as possible here digital it wasn't the best option
here digital it wasn't the best option you will never convince me do you know
you will never convince me do you know why we loved ACU do you know we loved
why we loved ACU do you know we loved acus for no no no no hold on army guys I
acus for no no no no hold on army guys I love this because it is so different in
love this because it is so different in genr so I'm like can we give a shout out
genr so I'm like can we give a shout out to be fair but Stern with it so that's
to be fair but Stern with it so that's why I'm like I it makes sense can we
why I'm like I it makes sense can we give a shout out to the Navy that for a
give a shout out to the Navy that for a period of time issued blue light blue
period of time issued blue light blue and white Digi cams to their military so
and white Digi cams to their military so that fight on the so that they Blended
that fight on the so that they Blended in with the water that way if there was
in with the water that way if there was sh if there was a man or woman overboard
sh if there was a man or woman overboard there was Zero [ __ ] chance that you
there was Zero [ __ ] chance that you would find them oh my God think of that
would find them oh my God think of that they just like [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are
they just like [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are they how she going to hide from the
they how she going to hide from the ocean bro God damn it they blend in well
ocean bro God damn it they blend in well this is really good camo guy what if
this is really good camo guy what if what if the ocean joined Isis what you
what if the ocean joined Isis what you going to do you have to hide on the
going to do you have to hide on the ocean BR what are you going to
do dude when when we got acus I remember because the private started coming in
because the private started coming in with acus and then we got issued acus I
with acus and then we got issued acus I was like man this [ __ ] is stupid I put
was like man this [ __ ] is stupid I put them on and then I didn't have to polish
them on and then I didn't have to polish my boots I was like wait I don't have to
my boots I was like wait I don't have to flat iron this [ __ ] and I don't have to
flat iron this [ __ ] and I don't have to [ __ ] polish my boots these are like
[ __ ] polish my boots these are like PJs and I [ __ ] love it we all wear
PJs and I [ __ ] love it we all wear AC fire retardant compared to BDU was
AC fire retardant compared to BDU was not as fire retardant as you had polish
not as fire retardant as you had polish your boots and oh yeah bdus you did
your boots and oh yeah bdus you did you're like greay Bush the wise tell me
you're like greay Bush the wise tell me I know I'm Madagascar the
I know I'm Madagascar the BR damn [ __ ] you old old
Madagascar the brown over here you're like it's
like it's not can only we can only do like two
not can only we can only do like two plus Hour podcast bro and people going
plus Hour podcast bro and people going to be like who knows what the [ __ ]
to be like who knows what the [ __ ] they're going to talk about it could be
they're going to talk about it could be [ __ ] it could be Dragon Ball Z it
[ __ ] it could be Dragon Ball Z it could be the war it could be top secret
could be the war it could be top secret classified information never [ __ ]
classified information never [ __ ] know welcome to Return of the King
know welcome to Return of the King continue yeah but we used to we were so
continue yeah but we used to we were so [ __ ] happy and then we deployed I was
[ __ ] happy and then we deployed I was like yo this looks trash though no no
like yo this looks trash though no no joke can blend in with a [ __ ] if we
joke can blend in with a [ __ ] if we fighting on the moon and my grandma's
fighting on the moon and my grandma's couch that's about it like walking
couch that's about it like walking around we still look [ __ ] stupid as
around we still look [ __ ] stupid as [ __ ] but we're comfortable thank you not
[ __ ] but we're comfortable thank you not polishing boots did you have a M16 or an
polishing boots did you have a M16 or an M4 an M4 A2 M4 A2 okay no I'm not a
M4 an M4 A2 M4 A2 okay no I'm not a marine a dude going going over you guys
marine a dude going going over you guys had m4s yeah oh yeah we had a good gear
had m4s yeah oh yeah we had a good gear you deployed an 07 yeah dude but when
you deployed an 07 yeah dude but when I'd show up and the Marines I'd be like
I'd show up and the Marines I'd be like oh they use an M16 A4 [ __ ] back n bro
oh they use an M16 A4 [ __ ] back n bro [ __ ] you want to feel old you want to
[ __ ] you want to feel old you want to know what I was doing in 2007 you were
know what I was doing in 2007 you were in high school no bro I was in Middle
in high school no bro I was in Middle School that's I was like you both were
School that's I was like you both were like beating Pokemon blue8 was myh
like beating Pokemon blue8 was myh school in 2007 an elementary school we
school in 2007 an elementary school we talked about this on the last was in war
talked about this on the last was in war dude I think the when last time I was on
dude I think the when last time I was on unsub it was actually a year ago yeah
unsub it was actually a year ago yeah October time frame
October time frame no yes it would have been yeah November
no yes it would have been yeah November or whenever I think it was October time
or whenever I think it was October time frame no [ __ ] yeah dud like d super
frame no [ __ ] yeah dud like d super crazy y'all do you have any idea kiss US
crazy y'all do you have any idea kiss US Government spends on the military dude
Government spends on the military dude you get to watch him blow now now I
you get to watch him blow now now I loved man oh man I have so many like
loved man oh man I have so many like that so the deployment 15 months stop
that so the deployment 15 months stop loss I got stop loss over there my buddy
loss I got stop loss over there my buddy got stop beforehand we got to watch that
got stop beforehand we got to watch that [ __ ] show and then going overseas
[ __ ] show and then going overseas like sorry did just to clarify did you
like sorry did just to clarify did you only deploy to Iraq or did you go to
only deploy to Iraq or did you go to Iraq Afghanistan just Iraq and then it
Iraq Afghanistan just Iraq and then it was we were uh What mo no we were in the
was we were uh What mo no we were in the um Baghdad which was madilla I want to
um Baghdad which was madilla I want to say that was madilla right no East
say that was madilla right no East Rasheed because we had the four corners
Rasheed because we had the four corners then we went to madilla and the dala
then we went to madilla and the dala River Province so it's was like these
River Province so it's was like these bad areas each time they're like okay
bad areas each time they're like okay tip with the spear and I remember going
tip with the spear and I remember going to uh River Province was Mo to and all
to uh River Province was Mo to and all that [ __ ] which was near the border they
that [ __ ] which was near the border they like okay uh Rules of Engagement are
like okay uh Rules of Engagement are switching uh so if they look super Shady
switching uh so if they look super Shady you're clear to engage I was like they
you're clear to engage I was like they die Sheed where all the seal teams were
die Sheed where all the seal teams were well driving up there I didn't get I was
well driving up there I didn't get I was like man we're no not ratti because
like man we're no not ratti because raditi is obviously a place rashed is
raditi is obviously a place rashed is another whole another spot Isis started
another whole another spot Isis started that's Isis uh breeding ground was there
that's Isis uh breeding ground was there we found one of the first Isis kill
we found one of the first Isis kill houses this is 20 eight we found a
houses this is 20 eight we found a [ __ ] Isis kill house it before Isis
[ __ ] Isis kill house it before Isis like was a thing we found the first kill
like was a thing we found the first kill house there and we didn't know what it
house there and we didn't know what it was we
was we like that [ __ ] be yeah whatever
like that [ __ ] be yeah whatever but then uh fast forward we were like oh
but then uh fast forward we were like oh Isis in like 2014 2012 yeah and I was
Isis in like 2014 2012 yeah and I was like oh oh oh and then we were like
like oh oh oh and then we were like oh I know those guys what dude that
oh I know those guys what dude that entire Journey my military thing CU it
entire Journey my military thing CU it was tip of the spirit tip of the spirit
was tip of the spirit tip of the spirit tip of the spirit we were always like
tip of the spirit we were always like you're going in first
you're going in first but big ass dick driving up to driving
but big ass dick driving up to driving up to madilla was the first time I was
up to madilla was the first time I was like we were driving up looking around I
like we were driving up looking around I was like why is the Rules of Engagement
was like why is the Rules of Engagement changed so much changed not so much and
changed so much changed not so much and then seeing the moon po can we talk
then seeing the moon po can we talk about Rules of Engagement real quick for
about Rules of Engagement real quick for those of you that don't understand like
those of you that don't understand like what were your uh Rules of Engagement
what were your uh Rules of Engagement when you first went so Baghdad uh Easter
when you first went so Baghdad uh Easter sheet Four Corners everything that was
sheet Four Corners everything that was um more on if they're aim no first it
um more on if they're aim no first it was if they're aiming at you you cannot
was if they're aiming at you you cannot engage it was they have to shoot at you
engage it was they have to shoot at you to engage that shifted to that was in
to engage that shifted to that was in like the like that was your first Roe
like the like that was your first Roe yeah cuz we didn't know we were in a
yeah cuz we didn't know we were in a super bad area until like all the bad
super bad area until like all the bad [ __ ] and they're like never mind [ __ ]
[ __ ] and they're like never mind [ __ ] that switch is really quick so just to
that switch is really quick so just to clarify if you're
clarify if you're listening Mr Eli double tap here was not
listening Mr Eli double tap here was not allowed to fire at you unless you fired
allowed to fire at you unless you fired at him first correct yep 100% so really
at him first correct yep 100% so really cool yeah you're like so and no so like
cool yeah you're like so and no so like it just it it bothers me CU like I I do
it just it it bothers me CU like I I do military content obviously and it
military content obviously and it bothers me that anytime I like my whole
bothers me that anytime I like my whole mission is to like truth try to make
mission is to like truth try to make people feel good about the service that
people feel good about the service that they did or try to teach history or
they did or try to teach history or whatever the case is and like the amount
whatever the case is and like the amount of people that are like well you lost in
of people that are like well you lost in and it's like bro like I got a buddy
and it's like bro like I got a buddy that did 20 years in guard did three
that did 20 years in guard did three tours one in Afghanistan two in Iraq he
tours one in Afghanistan two in Iraq he was a [ __ ] truck driver the entire
was a [ __ ] truck driver the entire time and he had a 50 caliber machine gun
time and he had a 50 caliber machine gun mounted on his gun truck and he had also
mounted on his gun truck and he had also had an M4 and or a 249 saw and he was
had an M4 and or a 249 saw and he was not allowed to shoot at you with the 50
not allowed to shoot at you with the 50 caliber unless you were in a vehicle
caliber unless you were in a vehicle driving towards him yep you could shoot
driving towards him yep you could shoot at you could shoot at oh no dude I've
at you could shoot at oh no dude I've shot at people with the [ __ ] 50 this
shot at people with the [ __ ] 50 this is your his Rules of Engagement were I
is your his Rules of Engagement were I sent it you were I literally have on
sent it you were I literally have on camera bro war crimes no just to be C
camera bro war crimes no just to be C war crimes baby war crimes well not
war crimes baby war crimes well not really war crimes but still get or get
really war crimes but still get or get you in trouble but like my friend
you in trouble but like my friend three tours one in Iraq to in
three tours one in Iraq to in Afghanistan he was in a 50 caliber
Afghanistan he was in a 50 caliber turret he also had either a 249 or an
turret he also had either a 249 or an M4 if he was getting fired upon by a
M4 if he was getting fired upon by a AK-47 he was required to return fire
AK-47 he was required to return fire with his M4 or his 249 he was not
with his M4 or his 249 he was not allowed to return fire with the 50 cal
allowed to return fire with the 50 cal because that was an unfair Advantage due
because that was an unfair Advantage due to the rules of engagement at the time
to the rules of engagement at the time which is the most absurd [ __ ] I have
which is the most absurd [ __ ] I have ever heard in my entire life that is
ever heard in my entire life that is platoon based no that is I have no no no
platoon based no that is I have no no no fire upon fire upon is one thing yes
fire upon fire upon is one thing yes 100% track now when you're incorporating
100% track now when you're incorporating caliber of the weapon system that is
caliber of the weapon system that is platoon based because I found that out
platoon based because I found that out based off of my platoon leader and
based off of my platoon leader and that's why I engaged with calibers I did
that's why I engaged with calibers I did because my platoon leader was like
because my platoon leader was like listen this is how it works because I
listen this is how it works because I was just I was young can we Sorry stop
was just I was young can we Sorry stop you were were Intel correct no this is
you were were Intel correct no this is when I was infantry okay this is when I
when I was infantry okay this is when I was in 11b and we're down range and
was in 11b and we're down range and they're like listen you are competent
they're like listen you are competent with the 50 everyone here is literally
with the 50 everyone here is literally [ __ ] stupid we don't know why you're
[ __ ] stupid we don't know why you're literally the youngest guy here you know
literally the youngest guy here you know how to put together you actually
how to put together you actually understand head space and timing you
understand head space and timing you know how to put the weapon in the
know how to put the weapon in the function if it malfunctions you know how
function if it malfunctions you know how to actually disassemble reassemble put
to actually disassemble reassemble put together worst case scenario I'm like
together worst case scenario I'm like Roger I can do that uh and
Roger I can do that uh and we would they're like listen Roe was is
we would they're like listen Roe was is is actually it's weird I feel like Roe
is actually it's weird I feel like Roe actually was changing every year or
actually was changing every year or every of Engagement yes Rules of
every of Engagement yes Rules of Engagement were changing every year
Engagement were changing every year every other year dependent on where you
every other year dependent on where you were deploying to and uh dependent on
were deploying to and uh dependent on you know if you're working with soft
you know if you're working with soft elements was it actually a very heavy
elements was it actually a very heavy thing if you were actually an asset or
thing if you were actually an asset or if you were just attached to which are
if you were just attached to which are two completely different
two completely different things so that would mean if you were
things so that would mean if you were working as like let's say if you were a
working as like let's say if you were a sniper team uh attached to a special
sniper team uh attached to a special forces
forces component uh that would mean you were
component uh that would mean you were technically working in the as a special
technically working in the as a special operations component but if you're just
operations component but if you're just attached and you're working with a
attached and you're working with a Special Forces Group You're Not Special
Special Forces Group You're Not Special Forces You're Not Special Operations
Forces You're Not Special Operations you're just assisant you're an asset so
you're just assisant you're an asset so that means you have to be careful with
that means you have to be careful with who the [ __ ] you're shooting when the
who the [ __ ] you're shooting when the [ __ ] you're shooting people don't
[ __ ] you're shooting people don't understand that and I'm like you need
understand that and I'm like you need you really need to break it down because
you really need to break it down because soft has the actual ability to shoot and
soft has the actual ability to shoot and figure it the [ __ ] out later if you're
figure it the [ __ ] out later if you're not soft bro you play the game if you
not soft bro you play the game if you want a good story this is a military
want a good story this is a military story right send it dude send it send it
story right send it dude send it send it I was just going to say your video about
I was just going to say your video about when the Special Forces was like Hey
when the Special Forces was like Hey regular army
regular army socer funniest video I've ever seen in
socer funniest video I've ever seen in my [ __ ] life dude but it's so true
my [ __ ] life dude but it's so true like it's so true that was the first
like it's so true that was the first time I ever wor with uh that I was
time I ever wor with uh that I was working with yeah that was working with
working with yeah that was working with when when I was working with yeah seven
when when I was working with yeah seven so seven triple 2 uh seventh Special
so seven triple 2 uh seventh Special Forces Group and they were like hey
Forces Group and they were like hey regular army cuz I
regular army cuz I was they dude they don't give a [ __ ] God
was they dude they don't give a [ __ ] God damn Ito regular army guys a regular
damn Ito regular army guys a regular army saw Gunner do you have any water a
army saw Gunner do you have any water a regular army s dude dude they're
regular army s dude dude they're literally just prone like this with
literally just prone like this with their buying the rifles they're like hey
their buying the rifles they're like hey hey regular army s
hey regular army s Gunner hey regular army s Gunner they
Gunner hey regular army s Gunner they his buddy on the other side's
like he's like y'all got water dude I'm like Yo dude I was
water dude I'm like Yo dude I was [ __ ] D like everyone else look like
[ __ ] D like everyone else look like today today now and age offended bro
today today now and age offended bro offended as [ __ ] I was dying laughing on
offended as [ __ ] I was dying laughing on the inside bro private Ortiz was dying
the inside bro private Ortiz was dying laughing I was
like they got us they got us bro cuz I recognize my place like you know it is
recognize my place like you know it is what it is these dudes are wearing
what it is these dudes are wearing [ __ ] jeans and [ __ ] Polo T-shirts
[ __ ] jeans and [ __ ] Polo T-shirts I'm out here sweating my dick off and
I'm out here sweating my dick off and these [ __ ] out here hey regular
these [ __ ] out here hey regular army [ __ ] hey hey
army [ __ ] hey hey yo give water
yo give water H I love this so much dude just curtsy
H I love this so much dude just curtsy just yes as you please I should get the
just yes as you please I should get the water dude they don't [ __ ] oh I love
water dude they don't [ __ ] oh I love it so it was it was [ __ ] uh D when we
it so it was it was [ __ ] uh D when we oh my God cuz my I don't know if I've
oh my God cuz my I don't know if I've ever told my
ever told my [ __ ] we worked with I did [ __ ] with
[ __ ] we worked with I did [ __ ] with SAS and then uh green
SAS and then uh green Beres and then some little bird people
Beres and then some little bird people but it was it was sh going up to first
but it was it was sh going up to first off [ __ ] the SAS dudes I remember
off [ __ ] the SAS dudes I remember meeting them overseas for the first time
meeting them overseas for the first time I'm like why the [ __ ] are these kids and
I'm like why the [ __ ] are these kids and these guns around these are all
these guns around these are all suppressed and [ __ ] gangster then I'm
suppressed and [ __ ] gangster then I'm like walking around doing [ __ ] I'm like
like walking around doing [ __ ] I'm like walking up to the tent and they're like
walking up to the tent and they're like hey what's up mate and I was like what
hey what's up mate and I was like what the [ __ ] this dude has a beard SAS for
the [ __ ] this dude has a beard SAS for the people though uh it's the British
the people though uh it's the British Special Forces Unit they are [ __ ]
Special Forces Unit they are [ __ ] special Air Services that's like running
special Air Services that's like running into seel Team Six yeah they they were
into seel Team Six yeah they they were like they're special special dudes SBS
like they're special special dudes SBS also but they're SBS is like running
also but they're SBS is like running into regular Navy Seals SAS is like
into regular Navy Seals SAS is like running into steel Team Six SBS is the
running into steel Team Six SBS is the most underrated SF unit on the no Dave
most underrated SF unit on the no Dave put it in the comments right now bro
put it in the comments right now bro this a lie I'm telling you right
this a lie I'm telling you right nows every British person when I'm like
nows every British person when I'm like bro SBS is dope as [ __ ] they're like oh
bro SBS is dope as [ __ ] they're like oh my God an American that knows about s
my God an American that knows about s SPS SPS literally just got pulled
SPS SPS literally just got pulled because of where they were at with their
because of where they were at with their specific unit and just got pulled
specific unit and just got pulled togethers stand for dude I don't [ __ ]
togethers stand for dude I don't [ __ ] know you have to ask real SPS people who
know you have to ask real SPS people who I've worked with before and they're just
I've worked with before and they're just like just got pulled in and lucky it
like just got pulled in and lucky it stands for special boat
stands for special boat service and American
service and American special American Special Forces trust
special American Special Forces trust them
them more all the time dude okay first off
more all the time dude okay first off let me let me just clear the air okay
let me let me just clear the air okay work with SAS really gangster dudes
work with SAS really gangster dudes didn't even know this is 2007 and they
didn't even know this is 2007 and they like yeah we got these [ __ ] track
like yeah we got these [ __ ] track things we got to go take these [ __ ]
things we got to go take these [ __ ] [ __ ] out I was like that sounds dope I
[ __ ] out I was like that sounds dope I don't know what and they're like you
don't know what and they're like you want to drink beers on a 10 I was like
want to drink beers on a 10 I was like these guys are [ __ ] dope as [ __ ] I'm
these guys are [ __ ] dope as [ __ ] I'm going to tell you a story Earth down to
going to tell you a story Earth down to earth guys it is SAS and SBS both are
earth guys it is SAS and SBS both are British yes correct this is this is a
British yes correct this is this is a country literally the size of [ __ ]
country literally the size of [ __ ] Michigan that almost took over the
Michigan that almost took over the entire planet because they wanted to
entire planet because they wanted to trade spices and now they have bland
trade spices and now they have bland food
food anyways okay these guys are gangster as
anyways okay these guys are gangster as [ __ ] bro you careful the line you're
[ __ ] bro you careful the line you're walking these guys are on a gangster
walking these guys are on a gangster level that you can't even comprehend
level that you can't even comprehend dude Christian craige head one of my
dude Christian craige head one of my favorite humans super gu guy is a badass
favorite humans super gu guy is a badass the maybe the maybe maybe the most
the maybe the maybe maybe the most gangster dude he was the first guy I
gangster dude he was the first guy I remember when me and Matt were talking
remember when me and Matt were talking he was like yeah when I got my first
he was like yeah when I got my first disc kill and I was like you got a disc
disc kill and I was like you got a disc kill bro
kill bro and he just the the first I know I was
and he just the the first I know I was like both me and M were like you got to
like both me and M were like you got to if you don't know dka is like the the
if you don't know dka is like the the Russian knockoff of a 50 cal yes yeah
Russian knockoff of a 50 cal yes yeah dude oh I love Christian he's such a
dude oh I love Christian he's such a gangster dude but like working okay so
gangster dude but like working okay so SAS uh overseas working with them
SAS uh overseas working with them watching them like and then they get a
watching them like and then they get a drink and I'm like a young [ __ ] dude
drink and I'm like a young [ __ ] dude I'm like why you can drink over here you
I'm like why you can drink over here you have beers and like yeah and I was like
have beers and like yeah and I was like they're like yeah we can drink at 16 I
they're like yeah we can drink at 16 I was like wait you can drink over in Iraq
was like wait you can drink over in Iraq this is what and then we were running
this is what and then we were running missions with um Green Beret that's when
missions with um Green Beret that's when I found out Rules of Engagement
I found out Rules of Engagement completely Chang because it was totally
completely Chang because it was totally different totally different because it
different totally different because it was like one of the Green Beret dudes
was like one of the Green Beret dudes got shot and he got shot through uh he
got shot and he got shot through uh he got a [ __ ] side plate went through
got a [ __ ] side plate went through both lungs and then he dropped they went
both lungs and then he dropped they went in it was a doctor and the bad guys in
in it was a doctor and the bad guys in the the compound and I just remember it
the the compound and I just remember it was like we were out of court on PING
was like we were out of court on PING security well they ran the mission I was
security well they ran the mission I was like okay a no bad guys out here there's
like okay a no bad guys out here there's a lot of gunfire for in that house a lot
a lot of gunfire for in that house a lot of gunfire okay the house the house is
of gunfire okay the house the house is now they still shooting they still
now they still shooting they still shooting that's weird okay well the
shooting that's weird okay well the house is on fire okay they'll put that
house is on fire okay they'll put that out and then I just watched them xill
out and then I just watched them xill okay they're not putting that fire out
okay they're not putting that fire out okay they're getting in the vehicles
okay they're getting in the vehicles okay uh and they're leaving we have uh
okay uh and they're leaving we have uh there's a fire yeah [ __ ] him they can
there's a fire yeah [ __ ] him they can put it out okay that's the new rule uh
put it out okay that's the new rule uh we're not going to question that the
we're not going to question that the fire will put us
fire will put us was like and I was just like
was like and I was just like man what the [ __ ] why was there so much
man what the [ __ ] why was there so much gunshot we shot everyone multiple times
gunshot we shot everyone multiple times because they shot our guy multiple times
because they shot our guy multiple times I was like that makes sense in my head
I was like that makes sense in my head okay that's a gangster call I will not
okay that's a gangster call I will not [ __ ] with these dudes the SAS and then
[ __ ] with these dudes the SAS and then correct me if I'm wrong working with
correct me if I'm wrong working with Brits as well in general I have never
Brits as well in general I have never seen hazing to that caliber when hanging
seen hazing to that caliber when hanging out talking operating with those 100%
out talking operating with those 100% hazing I okay I
hazing I okay I have can I can I or do you want to go
have can I can I or do you want to go first they actually I've actually seen
first they actually I've actually seen another man have to eat human [ __ ] due
another man have to eat human [ __ ] due to hazing no no no I I'm being dead as
to hazing no no no I I'm being dead as serious another man a
serious another man a leadership a person a superior took a
leadership a person a superior took a [ __ ] and they said hey you're going to
[ __ ] and they said hey you're going to eat that the individual in this soft
eat that the individual in this soft component grabbed it picked it up and
component grabbed it picked it up and ate it and laughed chewed it took
ate it and laughed chewed it took another bite spit it at the group of
another bite spit it at the group of other dudes and they were
other dudes and they were laughing no
laughing no disgust they were not insulted they were
disgust they were not insulted they were not
not upset human [ __ ] a human [ __ ] bro so
upset human [ __ ] a human [ __ ] bro so like two one cup good I've never
like two one cup good I've never experienced anything like that in my
experienced anything like that in my life nowhere near that degree as a
life nowhere near that degree as a [ __ ] National Guard [ __ ] nerd I
[ __ ] National Guard [ __ ] nerd I crossed trained with a bunch of British
crossed trained with a bunch of British guys at an annual training one time and
guys at an annual training one time and we went through uh I was a medic I was
we went through uh I was a medic I was attached to infantry oh God and we went
attached to infantry oh God and we went through and we we we talked about and we
through and we we we talked about and we trained how you uh evaluate a dead body
trained how you uh evaluate a dead body that you come across basically you like
that you come across basically you like how you verify that they're
dead ours is this muzzle check they didn't Flinch okay we're next one
didn't Flinch okay we're next one how you how you verify that they're dead
how you how you verify that they're dead and then how you like search their body
and then how you like search their body to make sure basically like how you land
to make sure basically like how you land on them and you roll over to make sure
on them and you roll over to make sure grenade they Bo trap their body with a
grenade they Bo trap their body with a grenade correct so we were with this
grenade correct so we were with this British dude I love I will never your
British dude I love I will never your statement is so like I will never forget
statement is so like I will never forget it in my entire [ __ ] life like we
it in my entire [ __ ] life like we went through how American infantry would
went through how American infantry would do it and like I'm just watching I'm the
do it and like I'm just watching I'm the medic I'm there basically like answering
medic I'm there basically like answering questions from the Infantry because
questions from the Infantry because they're all like hey Doc can I eat this
they're all like hey Doc can I eat this plant I like I don't know [ __ ] try it
plant I like I don't know [ __ ] try it I only got two epip pins though so only
I only got two epip pins though so only one of you try like that's my whole job
one of you try like that's my whole job these guys are like so they go through
these guys are like so they go through they do it and then they ask this
they do it and then they ask this British infantry guy to do it and he's
British infantry guy to do it and he's like okay so I walk up I give him the
like okay so I walk up I give him the good news he kicks this [ __ ] E3
good news he kicks this [ __ ] E3 directly in the [ __ ] nut sack as hard
directly in the [ __ ] nut sack as hard as he can yeah that's what you I said I
as he can yeah that's what you I said I just said that to you like kick him in
just said that to you like kick him in the nuts like he's trying to hit a 60
the nuts like he's trying to hit a 60 yard [ __ ] field goal this E3
goes and then he literally as soon as that guy's breath leaves his body he
that guy's breath leaves his body he [ __ ] body slams this [ __ ] guy yeah
[ __ ] body slams this [ __ ] guy yeah directly on his back and this so he
directly on his back and this so he doesn't come off the grenade that's the
doesn't come off the grenade that's the correct so so he doesn't come off the
correct so so he doesn't come off the grenade correct he's belly down and this
grenade correct he's belly down and this guy body flops onto him this guy had
guy body flops onto him this guy had baby powder in one of his double mag
baby powder in one of his double mag pouches on his uh iotv or his body armor
pouches on his uh iotv or his body armor whichever one he had at the time the
whichever one he had at the time the [ __ ] baby powder exploded and just
[ __ ] baby powder exploded and just covered his face and then and then he
covered his face and then and then he rolls and exposes the grenade and this
rolls and exposes the grenade and this E3 is just [ __ ] crying in pain
E3 is just [ __ ] crying in pain because his testicles are in his throat
because his testicles are in his throat and he's got baby powder all over his
and he's got baby powder all over his face look of all the military is on the
face look of all the military is on the planet I have the most respect for the
planet I have the most respect for the British military the mo dude I agree
British military the mo dude I agree with you wait okay first off did any of
with you wait okay first off did any of you do training for did you do Cadet
you do training for did you do Cadet training no oh you missed out so oh oh
training no oh you missed out so oh oh this is my favorite story time this is
this is my favorite story time this is my favorite story time so Cadet training
my favorite story time so Cadet training and then we had the British Cadets
and then we had the British Cadets coming in so British officers American
coming in so British officers American Officers Training at Fort leis oh they
Officers Training at Fort leis oh they all over the American officers oh they
all over the American officers oh they oh yes they do they like a British
oh yes they do they like a British [ __ ] they different man they're
[ __ ] they different man they're [ __ ] buil different and the females
[ __ ] buil different and the females super [ __ ] attractive we didn't know
super [ __ ] attractive we didn't know that like coming in it was like we had
that like coming in it was like we had they are harsh bro dude attractive
they are harsh bro dude attractive female British shoulders I've never seen
female British shoulders I've never seen [ __ ] dude they would Pat us
[ __ ] dude they would Pat us down he's going hard time for a shot bro
down he's going hard time for a shot bro they are bro dud these dude these girls
they are bro dud these dude these girls so [ __ ] attractive and then they were
so [ __ ] attractive and then they were it was so weird because they were flirty
it was so weird because they were flirty too and I was like what the [ __ ] but
too and I was like what the [ __ ] but they would like when they were searching
they would like when they were searching my body they're like how do you feel
my body they're like how do you feel about the metric system and they were
about the metric system and they were like grabbing I was like what the [ __ ]
like grabbing I was like what the [ __ ] they go in they don't give a [ __ ] yeah
they go in they don't give a [ __ ] yeah and they just make jokes about it I was
and they just make jokes about it I was like what the [ __ ] now with the American
like what the [ __ ] now with the American soldiers oh dude we have a good time cuz
soldiers oh dude we have a good time cuz I had a Ambush area so they had to set
I had a Ambush area so they had to set up an ambush and then [ __ ] attack it
up an ambush and then [ __ ] attack it so we had uh sorry we had a fortified
so we had uh sorry we had a fortified fighting position in woods and they had
fighting position in woods and they had to set up an ambush and then assault it
to set up an ambush and then assault it so [ __ ] here's the main we got have
so [ __ ] here's the main we got have the flanking unit start shooting cross
the flanking unit start shooting cross objective blah blah blah blah blah now
objective blah blah blah blah blah now our Cadets were [ __ ] American Cadets
our Cadets were [ __ ] American Cadets are some of the dumbest people you ever
are some of the dumbest people you ever meet they're becoming officers because
meet they're becoming officers because they're kids they're kids they've not
they're kids they're kids they've not graduated high school to be American
graduated high school to be American Cadets you have not graduated high
Cadets you have not graduated high school these are no Cadets College
school these are no Cadets College college these are college kid these are
college these are college kid these are cadets in the col these are going toic
cadets in the col these are going toic level yeah and we are [ __ ] because
level yeah and we are [ __ ] because the the first sergeant and the
the the first sergeant and the uh the not the majors but the the next
uh the not the majors but the the next step down they are likeu aren't [ __ ] no
step down they are likeu aren't [ __ ] no oh and then when you're when your F when
oh and then when you're when your F when their first ARS like [ __ ] with the
their first ARS like [ __ ] with the gadets I was like I was like it's me and
gadets I was like I was like it's me and Ross we can do this all day so I'd be
Ross we can do this all day so I'd be like okay it's a fortified fighting
like okay it's a fortified fighting position Ross [ __ ] just [ __ ] shoot
position Ross [ __ ] just [ __ ] shoot some blanks off so he'd be like Pap p
some blanks off so he'd be like Pap p and they' be like oh my God we got to
and they' be like oh my God we got to [ __ ] take cover okay assaulting
[ __ ] take cover okay assaulting objective we got to go for and I knew
objective we got to go for and I knew where they go so I just wait behind a
where they go so I just wait behind a tree I go and then they start assaulting
tree I go and then they start assaulting the objective this way and I walk up
the objective this way and I walk up behind one of the cadets and I point a
behind one of the cadets and I point a gun I was like Hey flagging safety
gun I was like Hey flagging safety danger close put the gun to his head and
danger close put the gun to his head and he'd be like H I was like you're
he'd be like H I was like you're surrendering right now you are my
surrendering right now you are my hostage and like he's like okay so then
hostage and like he's like okay so then I have a hostage I walk up pop rounds
I have a hostage I walk up pop rounds off watch all the cadets turn start
off watch all the cadets turn start shooting their
shooting their bud and then the first AR is like y'all
bud and then the first AR is like y'all [ __ ] failed you idiots why' you
[ __ ] failed you idiots why' you engage your your own friend there was a
engage your your own friend there was a [ __ ] enemy that took him hostage I'm
[ __ ] enemy that took him hostage I'm like if you don't know a Cadet is an
like if you don't know a Cadet is an officer in training oh they're the
officer in training oh they're the technically they're not even in the
technically they're not even in the military they're literally college
military they're literally college students I had a Cadet this is actually
students I had a Cadet this is actually the funny story ciates cadidates I I had
the funny story ciates cadidates I I had a Cadet who was uh these Cadets
a Cadet who was uh these Cadets technically can these Cadets intern with
technically can these Cadets intern with active duty military okay all the time
active duty military okay all the time so we had a the full circle Cadets if
so we had a the full circle Cadets if youve ever seen like the uh icons for
youve ever seen like the uh icons for them like being in the military oh a
them like being in the military oh a full circle Cadet they um they're
full circle Cadet they um they're working in the company whatever blah
working in the company whatever blah blah blah blah blah and I forget exactly
blah blah blah blah and I forget exactly how this came about I'm In The Arms Room
how this came about I'm In The Arms Room I check everything out I'm like hey my
I check everything out I'm like hey my dude's got new suppressors we got to
dude's got new suppressors we got to make sure we get new rings on the on the
make sure we get new rings on the on the uh on the muzzle brakes or else it's not
uh on the muzzle brakes or else it's not going to work properly filtering gas the
going to work properly filtering gas the suppressor is going to pop off whatever
suppressor is going to pop off whatever yep I come off
yep I come off uh out of The Arms Room I go and see
uh out of The Arms Room I go and see this Cadet there I'm like hey what's up
this Cadet there I'm like hey what's up man and I go start talking to this uh
man and I go start talking to this uh squad leader from another
squad leader from another platoon and based off of the
platoon and based off of the conversation we're having this Cadet
conversation we're having this Cadet acts like they know what the [ __ ]
acts like they know what the [ __ ] going on like they're running the
going on like they're running the Splatoon of course it's a Cadet and I
Splatoon of course it's a Cadet and I look at them and I'm like I I don't say
look at them and I'm like I I don't say anything cuz I do understand my place
anything cuz I do understand my place like I'm just a regular E5 I'm a
like I'm just a regular E5 I'm a sergeant at this point I'm I'm talking
sergeant at this point I'm I'm talking to the staff sergeant and I'm just like
to the staff sergeant and I'm just like I continue this conversation I leave the
I continue this conversation I leave the cadet gets up walks out and this is when
cadet gets up walks out and this is when I'm the squad uh squad leader for the uh
I'm the squad uh squad leader for the uh reconnaissance platoon or the sniper
reconnaissance platoon or the sniper yeah reconnaissance platoon so my boys
yeah reconnaissance platoon so my boys are always with me they never leave me
are always with me they never leave me because I had a really tight Squad at
because I had a really tight Squad at the time and uh this Cadet gets out and
the time and uh this Cadet gets out and he's like listen man make sure when
he's like listen man make sure when you're talking to that squad leader you
you're talking to that squad leader you know you're always going to the position
know you're always going to the position of uh bre
of uh bre yeah you're going to parade rest and I
yeah you're going to parade rest and I was like uh he called at ease the second
was like uh he called at ease the second I went into the room because you know I
I went into the room because you know I I understand I need to do that and I'm
I understand I need to do that and I'm not going to argue with this civilian if
not going to argue with this civilian if you're you're CET you're a [ __ ]
you're you're CET you're a [ __ ] civilian I'm not going you're not a
civilian I'm not going you're not a butter bar yet yeah I'm not going to
butter bar yet yeah I'm not going to even get mad at you I'm going to be like
even get mad at you I'm going to be like you know I I understand that they're
you know I I understand that they're like well listen if you need the respect
like well listen if you need the respect you'd also know that I'm a future
you'd also know that I'm a future officer the second he said future
officer the second he said future officer one of the sniper dudes in my
officer one of the sniper dudes in my platoon
platoon literally hit him in the face and he's
literally hit him in the face and he's like you will talk to my NCO with
like you will talk to my NCO with respect he's like you [ __ ] civilian
respect he's like you [ __ ] civilian [ __ ] he's like do not talk to him he's
[ __ ] he's like do not talk to him he's like if you want to go into the office
like if you want to go into the office and talk to Sergeant or you do it at the
and talk to Sergeant or you do it at the position of parade rest he's like you
position of parade rest he's like you know what [ __ ] that you do at the
know what [ __ ] that you do at the position of
position of attention I just walked away yeah I let
attention I just walked away yeah I let my my my my squad was very squared away
my my my my squad was very squared away I'm fully competent in their
I'm fully competent in their capabilities as future leaders and
capabilities as future leaders and soldiers at the time and I walked away
soldiers at the time and I walked away went in my office that Cadet did not
went in my office that Cadet did not come into my office all I heard from the
come into my office all I heard from the commander which is actually the captain
commander which is actually the captain of the company me said did your guys hit
of the company me said did your guys hit one of the the the cadets and I was like
one of the the the cadets and I was like he did Sir and he's like dude that boy
he did Sir and he's like dude that boy was scared never heard anything more
was scared never heard anything more than that actual com [ __ ] Commander
than that actual com [ __ ] Commander like super sketch shot I guess the XO
like super sketch shot I guess the XO who was like the lieutenant of the
who was like the lieutenant of the company if I was to break it down for
company if I was to break it down for people who don't understand the
people who don't understand the lieutenant of the company he said he saw
lieutenant of the company he said he saw my Soldier HD them I went and backed my
my Soldier HD them I went and backed my Soldier I was like no no no like my
Soldier I was like no no no like my soldier's backing me up he's installing
soldier's backing me up he's installing discipline but also you know my Soldier
discipline but also you know my Soldier shouldn't have done he's like the C the
shouldn't have done he's like the C the commander was just like Hey listen we're
commander was just like Hey listen we're not even going to devil in this
not even going to devil in this conversation he's like we're not talking
conversation he's like we're not talking about this anymore I'm just going to let
about this anymore I'm just going to let you know it's very funny that that Cadet
you know it's very funny that that Cadet was scared and I was like man I have a
was scared and I was like man I have a great [ __ ] Squad God I hate kets are
great [ __ ] Squad God I hate kets are civilians you're civilians sorry I have
civilians you're civilians sorry I have like so many stories that can blow
like so many stories that can blow especially you guys are military guys
especially you guys are military guys and I can blow your minds with my
and I can blow your minds with my stories and that's what I love most is
stories and that's what I love most is cuz I have no no here have you ever had
cuz I have no no here have you ever had a lieutenant colonel quit during a
a lieutenant colonel quit during a deployment I was no one no one
had say all I was going to add to this conversation was qu how do you quit a
conversation was qu how do you quit a rank if you deployed between 03 and 010
rank if you deployed between 03 and 010 I believe you that was all I was going
I believe you that was all I was going to say dude having
to say dude having aate Colonel quit love to know about
aate Colonel quit love to know about that story my Battalion Commander quit
that story my Battalion Commander quit during deployment four months what what
during deployment four months what what happened bro you have to talk about that
happened bro you have to talk about that that's not a big thing that doesn't
that's not a big thing that doesn't happen I have very important questions
happen I have very important questions did he give a two weeks
did he give a two weeks notice I know he's like he like he's
notice I know he's like he like he's like slid over his like on a sticky note
like slid over his like on a sticky note he's like I can't do this dude well we
he's like I can't do this dude well we and everyone else unlisted we're like
and everyone else unlisted we're like wait we can just quit like at that time
wait we can just quit like at that time I was like
I was like that's not a thing I was like wait we
that's not a thing I was like wait we can just quit that's really dope can I
can just quit that's really dope can I put that in cuz I'll go home right now
put that in cuz I'll go home right now like you extinguish command you can't
like you extinguish command you can't name we call I told you specifically on
name we call I told you specifically on the first time I did this podcast why
the first time I did this podcast why did you enlisted in the military cuz
did you enlisted in the military cuz Metal Gear Solid poverty mostly and
Metal Gear Solid poverty mostly and poverty Metal Gear Solid and poverty
poverty Metal Gear Solid and poverty very strong running peasants aren't
very strong running peasants aren't allowed to quit a ghost voice in my head
allowed to quit a ghost voice in my head a ghost voice actual ghost voice in my
a ghost voice actual ghost voice in my head an actual ghost voice in my head
head an actual ghost voice in my head dude midle Gear Solid now Lieutenant
dude midle Gear Solid now Lieutenant Colonel
Colonel cou that's close enough I just rhymed
cou that's close enough I just rhymed his name I don't want to get in trouble
his name I don't want to get in trouble because he wrote a book after getting
because he wrote a book after getting out naturally because that's what you do
out naturally because that's what you do when you quit the military during war
when you quit the military during war what was this book on I [ __ ] quitting
what was this book on I [ __ ] quitting the War I don't know you wrote a book
the War I don't know you wrote a book dude I my oh yeah I have I have so many
dude I my oh yeah I have I have so many good stories about book dude I have is
good stories about book dude I have is it on Amazon I'm not
it on Amazon I'm not no don't don't don't plug his [ __ ]
no don't don't don't plug his [ __ ] [ __ ] this
[ __ ] this guy what happened stop what happened I'm
guy what happened stop what happened I'm the guy that Eli brings on when he wants
the guy that Eli brings on when he wants to talk [ __ ] about somebody this is 100%
to talk [ __ ] about somebody this is 100% true dude so I get results Lieutenant I
true dude so I get results Lieutenant I have man I haven't told you oh my go I
have man I haven't told you oh my go I always forget like I never tell War
always forget like I never tell War Stories because one of the things like
Stories because one of the things like or the [ __ ] up after parts so
or the [ __ ] up after parts so Lieutenant Colonel krau uh he quit like
Lieutenant Colonel krau uh he quit like four months in the deployment cuz every
four months in the deployment cuz every things going to [ __ ] and it was just
things going to [ __ ] and it was just because we were in a bad [ __ ] sector
because we were in a bad [ __ ] sector it wasn't his fault but he like he was
it wasn't his fault but he like he was like I'm not leing phers right and I
like I'm not leing phers right and I have to go home what so he flew home and
have to go home what so he flew home and quit the military and I was like what
quit the military and I was like what the [ __ ] we can just quit and then I
the [ __ ] we can just quit and then I love it because sart major called if you
love it because sart major called if you wanted to quit he was like don't pull a
wanted to quit he was like don't pull a [ __ ] C cou like literally after that
[ __ ] C cou like literally after that he would use the lieutenant colonel's
he would use the lieutenant colonel's name as a b to not
name as a b to not in combat he's like don't be a [ __ ]
in combat he's like don't be a [ __ ] cou if you're a cou you're a [ __ ]
cou if you're a cou you're a [ __ ] quitter we [ __ ] hate you if you do
quitter we [ __ ] hate you if you do that I was like wait where were you at
that I was like wait where were you at at the time I'm very curious this was
at the time I'm very curious this was rashed and mo these are all okay so
rashed and mo these are all okay so that's where I was mentioning the SEAL
that's where I was mentioning the SEAL Teams and stuff where they were like at
Teams and stuff where they were like at so you don't know this is active point
so you don't know this is active point in time this is an active point in time
in time this is an active point in time that a lot of people don't know about
that a lot of people don't know about where [ __ ] is very operational [ __ ] is
where [ __ ] is very operational [ __ ] is very active yeah we we had like 16 Ki 48
very active yeah we we had like 16 Ki 48 purple hearts uh and then we've had
purple hearts uh and then we've had [ __ ] like 24 suicides stop that guys
[ __ ] like 24 suicides stop that guys please that's way too many this is my
please that's way too many this is my Battalion by itself not a good like we
Battalion by itself not a good like we were they were like here you go [ __ ]
were they were like here you go [ __ ] tip of the spear and but when we bad
tip of the spear and but when we bad leadership all this stuff uh he quit we
leadership all this stuff uh he quit we got a new one [ __ ] way more
got a new one [ __ ] way more gangster and then all the Roe changes
gangster and then all the Roe changes like depending cuz we were like where
like depending cuz we were like where are we doing what are we doing like this
are we doing what are we doing like this is a bad area you just got to do this
is a bad area you just got to do this then when we get back [ __ ] another story
then when we get back [ __ ] another story I am I am getting ready for a spec meata
I am I am getting ready for a spec meata race in Portland Oregon I can remember
race in Portland Oregon I can remember this favorite M I like was about to do a
this favorite M I like was about to do a seca national race forc Miata like I
seca national race forc Miata like I walk in the gas station at moment I'm
walk in the gas station at moment I'm like ah time to get a [ __ ] Red Bull
like ah time to get a [ __ ] Red Bull or something an energy drink I'm like
or something an energy drink I'm like I'm [ __ ] thirsty news is playing on
I'm [ __ ] thirsty news is playing on the [ __ ] on the on the TV at the gas
the [ __ ] on the on the TV at the gas station like and they're likee
station like and they're likee when has been charged with embezzling
when has been charged with embezzling money during I was like that's hilarious
money during I was like that's hilarious military so stupid cleaning he embezzled
military so stupid cleaning he embezzled [ __ ] 4 million Iraq
[ __ ] 4 million Iraq diplomate what kind of Lieutenant oh my
diplomate what kind of Lieutenant oh my God that's oh I already know that and I
God that's oh I already know that and I was like Lieutenant wi what the [ __ ] it
was like Lieutenant wi what the [ __ ] it was it was the it was the EXO of the uh
was it was the it was the EXO of the uh the uh not AO but uh not aobo what's the
the uh not AO but uh not aobo what's the uh
uh it was the [ __ ] EXO of HCS he stole
it was the [ __ ] EXO of HCS he stole [ __ ] $4 million that he supposed to
[ __ ] $4 million that he supposed to give IAQ he was supposed to give that
give IAQ he was supposed to give that money to Iraqis took it home bought a
money to Iraqis took it home bought a home like a Porsche a giant
home like a Porsche a giant mansion you have to break down how money
mansion you have to break down how money worked during your time you you have to
worked during your time you you have to break that down I have a question phys
break that down I have a question phys oh wait wait one second one second for
oh wait wait one second one second for those of you who don't know how money
those of you who don't know how money worked during your time and correct me
worked during your time and correct me if I'm wrong this is when the agency was
if I'm wrong this is when the agency was running things very effectively and
running things very effectively and things were going smooth and there was
things were going smooth and there was abundance of financing during the war we
abundance of financing during the war we gave it away for everything we [ __ ] up
gave it away for everything we [ __ ] up physical cash bricks of money y bricks
physical cash bricks of money y bricks of money I I was just going to ask if
of money I I was just going to ask if you've seen the movie wargs where they
you've seen the movie wargs where they show up in Iraq that's a perfect and
show up in Iraq that's a perfect and there's literally a warehouse where
there's literally a warehouse where dudes have [ __ ] pallets of cash how
dudes have [ __ ] pallets of cash how close is that to reality that's how it
close is that to reality that's how it goes 100% you're like what the [ __ ] and
goes 100% you're like what the [ __ ] and then I was like how this I because I
then I was like how this I because I didn't realize until I looked I was like
didn't realize until I looked I was like homeboy got how much and I'm sitting
homeboy got how much and I'm sitting there like with my Red Bull in my
there like with my Red Bull in my morning energy bar like just watching
morning energy bar like just watching the news at a gas station ready to go to
the news at a gas station ready to go to race I was like you can pocket money if
race I was like you can pocket money if you have fake tickets to do uh receipts
you have fake tickets to do uh receipts for money and finances in the military
for money and finances in the military do would you guys believe me if I told
do would you guys believe me if I told you that's still a thing we still have
you that's still a thing we still have yes Warehouse is full of money CI when I
yes Warehouse is full of money CI when I was running sources so when I was in
was running sources so when I was in counter int Ence agent now is running
counter int Ence agent now is running sources I've only ever
sources I've only ever run enough enough of sources not a lot
run enough enough of sources not a lot I've run a few sources I've done my uh
I've run a few sources I've done my uh few field trips um so very very very
few field trips um so very very very short deployments running
short deployments running sources
sources yeah and this is when uh
yeah and this is when uh if the Magic School yeah I'm trying to
if the Magic School yeah I'm trying to think sorry I'm trying to think of how
think sorry I'm trying to think of how I'm able to word this so if you guys
I'm able to word this so if you guys have ever like yeah I was like I don't
have ever like yeah I was like I don't want to go to jail um if you actually
want to go to jail um if you actually run really good sources people who have
run really good sources people who have Intelligence on like you know terrorist
Intelligence on like you know terrorist cells or like information that is
cells or like information that is provides actionable intelligence for
provides actionable intelligence for operations to be conducted uh CIA
operations to be conducted uh CIA usually comes and just takes that over
usually comes and just takes that over and what they do is they just fund money
and what they do is they just fund money so what you do is you get these tickets
so what you do is you get these tickets and you can go to these warehouses and
and you can go to these warehouses and literally I would just walk around with
literally I would just walk around with these
these bags of started with tens of thousands
bags of started with tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands to a couple
to hundreds of thousands to a couple million dollars and I remember one time
million dollars and I remember one time we were driving around uh we actually
we were driving around uh we actually hit a person and I just remember seeing
hit a person and I just remember seeing someone from the uh the agency the
someone from the uh the agency the Central Intelligence
Central Intelligence Agency someone from the Central
Agency someone from the Central Intelligence Agy kicked to open the door
Intelligence Agy kicked to open the door because they actually hit a pedestrian
because they actually hit a pedestrian uh it's like 10 grand if you if you do a
uh it's like 10 grand if you if you do a innoc civilian like 10 to that door
innoc civilian like 10 to that door Barrel comes out dude literally gentle
Barrel comes out dude literally gentle Bag of Money placed Convoy continues on
Bag of Money placed Convoy continues on bro yep so that bag of money [ __ ] is
bro yep so that bag of money [ __ ] is still thing is is probably one of the
still thing is is probably one of the most craziest things I've ever
most craziest things I've ever seen yeah oh I got corruption could not
seen yeah oh I got corruption could not be more true do I remember my favorite
be more true do I remember my favorite story is uh when we got back it was when
story is uh when we got back it was when people Dro when the ammo depot dropped
people Dro when the ammo depot dropped off ammo guns Rockets to us for fights
off ammo guns Rockets to us for fights they would just like Chuck the [ __ ] out
they would just like Chuck the [ __ ] out them like okay you're loaded back up and
them like okay you're loaded back up and drive off we lived out when and sectors
drive off we lived out when and sectors that we were in battle people don't
that we were in battle people don't understand like my ass was in a
understand like my ass was in a firefight every day for the
firefight every day for the first 60 days like there was gun every
first 60 days like there was gun every day average uh average engagement length
day average uh average engagement length roughly uh so again that buied very I
roughly uh so again that buied very I remember dude I remember my first time
remember dude I remember my first time [ __ ] like okay first [ __ ] deploy
[ __ ] like okay first [ __ ] deploy first Patrol we drive out the the
first Patrol we drive out the the [ __ ] Strikers getting shot by bullets
[ __ ] Strikers getting shot by bullets I was like oh this is my life I was like
I was like oh this is my life I was like mission one got it it's like dismount
mission one got it it's like dismount left I was like run I was like tankk
left I was like run I was like tankk tank tank I was like oh man this is my
tank tank I was like oh man this is my life now and then it was every day and
life now and then it was every day and [ __ ] anyone from boo [ __ ] you guys
[ __ ] anyone from boo [ __ ] you guys know you guys [ __ ] know it was every
know you guys [ __ ] know it was every day was that it was second mission we
day was that it was second mission we went on that was when gottier ham down I
went on that was when gottier ham down I got shot in the leg we had a [ __ ] 8
got shot in the leg we had a [ __ ] 8 Hour sustained gun battle we got RPG
Hour sustained gun battle we got RPG shot us and then uh we had the fight
shot us and then uh we had the fight across I think Senators guys call that
across I think Senators guys call that out uh and then that was that was battle
out uh and then that was that was battle two that was like day that was mission
two that was like day that was mission two and we're like oh here we go that's
two and we're like oh here we go that's crazy what Koka go what caliber did you
crazy what Koka go what caliber did you get hit the like with a [ __ ] Ricochet
get hit the like with a [ __ ] Ricochet AK Off the
AK Off the Wall Koka got shot in the [ __ ] Dome
Wall Koka got shot in the [ __ ] Dome sitting on us he was we were on our
sitting on us he was we were on our [ __ ] cob I love this story cuz it was
[ __ ] cob I love this story cuz it was on the cop kadok is up on the cob shout
on the cop kadok is up on the cob shout to
to gooda he [ __ ] he's like what's up
gooda he [ __ ] he's like what's up just [ __ ] dropped homeboy you think
just [ __ ] dropped homeboy you think homeboy's dad sits back up he's like
homeboy's dad sits back up he's like whoop he's like I just got shot in the
whoop he's like I just got shot in the [ __ ] head full on Undertaker dude he
[ __ ] head full on Undertaker dude he yeah he was like whoop I just got shot
yeah he was like whoop I just got shot in the [ __ ] head we're like what the
in the [ __ ] head we're like what the [ __ ] pulls his helmet off [ __ ] bullet
[ __ ] pulls his helmet off [ __ ] bullet entry bullet exit it rides the rim of
entry bullet exit it rides the rim of the [ __ ] helmet oh it yeah and
the [ __ ] helmet oh it yeah and punched out so and he got to keep the
punched out so and he got to keep the [ __ ] helmet what for those of you who
[ __ ] helmet what for those of you who don't know the reason so so we have to
don't know the reason so so we have to explain that cuz people are not going to
explain that cuz people are not going to explain that concept Bullet cuz they're
explain that concept Bullet cuz they're thinking about like this those of you
thinking about like this those of you who don't understand is the reason
who don't understand is the reason soldiers don't climb on walls when
soldiers don't climb on walls when you're walking is cuz bullets because of
you're walking is cuz bullets because of the way they're rifled they're rifled
the way they're rifled they're rifled they spin this way right so you don't
they spin this way right so you don't climb on the wall or you're not hugged
climb on the wall or you're not hugged up against the wall or touching wall
up against the wall or touching wall because rounds can travel up walls if
because rounds can travel up walls if they connect
they connect they can travel up the wall so therefore
they can travel up the wall so therefore you keep space off so this rifle this
you keep space off so this rifle this round once it's spent out hit the helmet
round once it's spent out hit the helmet and it literally was spinning and was
and it literally was spinning and was riding his helmet and then it went out
riding his helmet and then it went out exited out so that's why you don't
exited out so that's why you don't travel it because rounds are basically
travel it because rounds are basically walking because they're spinning on your
walking because they're spinning on your helmet and then they come out you have
helmet and then they come out you have any cuts on his head no it literally
any cuts on his head no it literally stay in
stay in the so and any of the guys can vouch for
the so and any of the guys can vouch for this [ __ ] hit right on the entry
this [ __ ] hit right on the entry point of the goggles on this side rode
point of the goggles on this side rode the Ridge and exited on the goggles on
the Ridge and exited on the goggles on the the left side cuz it was [ __ ] Bo
the the left side cuz it was [ __ ] Bo out and then he that's when I realized I
out and then he that's when I realized I went to the wrong aid station cuz I got
went to the wrong aid station cuz I got shot in the leg had a [ __ ] Dam Bruce
shot in the leg had a [ __ ] Dam Bruce [ __ ] up didn't get a day off Kadoka
[ __ ] up didn't get a day off Kadoka got three days off and I was like I went
got three days off and I was like I went to the wrong aid station like motherfu I
to the wrong aid station like motherfu I was on a mission the next day and I
was on a mission the next day and I remember dude I remember that mission
remember dude I remember that mission like so vivid cuz we got in the strikers
like so vivid cuz we got in the strikers they're like we just lost two our
they're like we just lost two our buddies it was all this and then the
buddies it was all this and then the next day like hey you got a mission
next day like hey you got a mission sorry we was thinking you got downtime
sorry we was thinking you got downtime nope sorry so I was like [ __ ] go in the
nope sorry so I was like [ __ ] go in the striker sit down inis goes to climb over
striker sit down inis goes to climb over me he puts his hand to step over me I
me he puts his hand to step over me I feel my bruise where where my bullet
feel my bruise where where my bullet shot I was like sorry was it like a just
shot I was like sorry was it like a just a [ __ ] thre and through or what the
a [ __ ] thre and through or what the [ __ ] no it [ __ ] because the Ricochet
[ __ ] no it [ __ ] because the Ricochet slowed it down enough it just barely
slowed it down enough it just barely [ __ ] stopped like a [ __ ] super leg
[ __ ] stopped like a [ __ ] super leg kick I can
actually right there barely telling you how
you how it's that's it that's all that's left
it's that's it that's all that's left from that that's literally it around
from that that's literally it around just ricocheted and then [ __ ] slapped
just ricocheted and then [ __ ] slapped you ins and barely stopped inside me cuz
you ins and barely stopped inside me cuz I was like ah like I I remember engaging
I was like ah like I I remember engaging felt warm looked down seen blood and a
felt warm looked down seen blood and a hole and I was like because my brain
hole and I was like because my brain thought was like I'm bleeding out right
thought was like I'm bleeding out right now it's my biggest fear is bleeding out
now it's my biggest fear is bleeding out yeah I was
yeah I was like or you applying it and but I L down
like or you applying it and but I L down I was like ah and I was like what the
I was like ah and I was like what the [ __ ] and then I was like oh good we
[ __ ] and then I was like oh good we pulled back we gotten I can remember
pulled back we gotten I can remember that day like to a I was like oh okay
that day like to a I was like oh okay we're good okay sweet and everyone was
we're good okay sweet and everyone was like purple heart and we're like
like purple heart and we're like high-fiving laughing about it [ __ ] and
high-fiving laughing about it [ __ ] and then [ __ ] all that the next day we're
then [ __ ] all that the next day we're going out on a mission literally we're
going out on a mission literally we're going on a mission the next [ __ ] day
going on a mission the next [ __ ] day and inis goes to climb over me on the
and inis goes to climb over me on the striker pushes I was like ah he like I'm
striker pushes I was like ah he like I'm so sorry my leg is [ __ ] bruised like
so sorry my leg is [ __ ] bruised like a giant [ __ ] bruise he climbs over we
a giant [ __ ] bruise he climbs over we get in we go we're running a mission on
get in we go we're running a mission on that [ __ ] next house and I remember I
that [ __ ] next house and I remember I just hear [ __ ] machine gun going off
just hear [ __ ] machine gun going off as I'm like moving up to the house I
as I'm like moving up to the house I like dip sideways and they're like sorry
like dip sideways and they're like sorry breaching house I was like what what the
breaching house I was like what what the [ __ ] why are you using the S I forget I
[ __ ] why are you using the S I forget I think it was kok she like that's all we
think it was kok she like that's all we have I thought we were getting engaged
have I thought we were getting engaged from the house I was like holy [ __ ] I
from the house I was like holy [ __ ] I thought this has to be stated about your
thought this has to be stated about your time in the military cuz people will not
time in the military cuz people will not understand this and I feel like it has
understand this and I feel like it has to be stated now before it's lost in
to be stated now before it's lost in time back when you were deployed in your
time back when you were deployed in your time in the military you guys were W
time in the military you guys were W were working at a soft capacity So
were working at a soft capacity So Special Operations capacity
Special Operations capacity you guys back in your time are seeing
you guys back in your time are seeing more activity more firefights more
more activity more firefights more everything
everything than it would be unfair maybe 50% 50% of
than it would be unfair maybe 50% 50% of Special Operations now so what was crazy
Special Operations now so what was crazy is what we found out afterwards is like
is what we found out afterwards is like however much percentage makes up the
however much percentage makes up the Infantry of the military then only 3% of
Infantry of the military then only 3% of that actually sees real Combat it's less
that actually sees real Combat it's less than that now yeah and you're like what
than that now yeah and you're like what what the [ __ ] it is 1% of the 1% and
what the [ __ ] it is 1% of the 1% and there's the 1% inside of that which is
there's the 1% inside of that which is soft and the 1% inside of that which is
soft and the 1% inside of that which is tier one so the stat is 1% of people in
tier one so the stat is 1% of people in the United States will join the military
the United States will join the military 1% of that 1% that is every job in the
1% of that 1% that is every job in the military every job of that 1% there is
military every job of that 1% there is 1% that will have a combat
1% that will have a combat MOS and that's what he did and then
MOS and that's what he did and then inside of that there's 3% 3% will be
inside of that there's 3% 3% will be soft right and then inside that soft
soft right and then inside that soft component there's 3% that will be part
component there's 3% that will be part of the 1% that is tier one so
of the 1% that is tier one so Delta uh SEAL Team Six you know devg
Yeahs yeah those are the the and that was the capacity you were working at at
was the capacity you were working at at that time and I think a lot of people
that time and I think a lot of people don't recognize and or uh appreciate you
don't recognize and or uh appreciate you to that well we did what I loved is not
to that well we did what I loved is not knowing cuz I never [ __ ] these guys
knowing cuz I never [ __ ] these guys will tell you never tell War Stories it
will tell you never tell War Stories it was my buddies when we were coming back
was my buddies when we were coming back and they started getting cuz I was a big
and they started getting cuz I was a big on therapy I was like you got to do
on therapy I was like you got to do therapy [ __ ] help with PTSD and then
therapy [ __ ] help with PTSD and then watching them and then them calling it's
watching them and then them calling it's like bro what the [ __ ] are these group
like bro what the [ __ ] are these group there was like I don't do that cuz I
there was like I don't do that cuz I [ __ ] hated him they're like yeah none
[ __ ] hated him they're like yeah none of these [ __ ] been in like gun fights
of these [ __ ] been in like gun fights and I was like I was like wait what he
and I was like I was like wait what he was like No One Believes all the
was like No One Believes all the gunfights I've been in I was like that
gunfights I've been in I was like that was our day to day what and he's like
was our day to day what and he's like yeah like
yeah like no one thinks that we were in these many
no one thinks that we were in these many gunfights I was like oh I was like yeah
gunfights I was like oh I was like yeah buddy you have to understand like what
buddy you have to understand like what you experience is a very rare thing
you experience is a very rare thing calling for fire [ __ ] watch jams get
calling for fire [ __ ] watch jams get dropped Live Like These didn't happen
dropped Live Like These didn't happen for like it's like a movie dude for a
for like it's like a movie dude for a lot of people yeah I remember calling J
lot of people yeah I remember calling J dams and all I told that we were all out
dams and all I told that we were all out our Strikers like this
our Strikers like this like they like don't watch the
like they like don't watch the explosion
explosion 100% 100%
100% 100% no going to watch we're blowing up a
no going to watch we're blowing up a [ __ ] road if you don't think I'm
[ __ ] road if you don't think I'm watching this you're [ __ ] stupid all
watching this you're [ __ ] stupid all of us are like I want
bir just do dude the yells of War when an ordinance goes off you just
an ordinance goes off you just like bro and then [ __ ] I have I oh my
like bro and then [ __ ] I have I oh my god dude I forget we had
god dude I forget we had I won't say his name Sant a word I'm not
I won't say his name Sant a word I'm not GNA say is one of my favorite I have so
GNA say is one of my favorite I have so many good stories [ __ ] wi we hated
many good stories [ __ ] wi we hated this Sergeant with a [ __ ] passion and
this Sergeant with a [ __ ] passion and he went to [ __ ] clear he went to
he went to [ __ ] clear he went to shotgun breach a door he was like I need
shotgun breach a door he was like I need to get in this [ __ ] house not my
to get in this [ __ ] house not my squad this is a completely different
squad this is a completely different Squad and they [ __ ] he goes like boom
Squad and they [ __ ] he goes like boom shotgun at a distance one of the BB's
shotgun at a distance one of the BB's reflects hits him in the
reflects hits him in the like B whatever he's like
like B whatever he's like drop to the
drop to the ground and this start hated and he's
ground and this start hated and he's like the do like why he's like the
like the do like why he's like the [ __ ] shot wait so no he was like save
[ __ ] shot wait so no he was like save the morphine Doc and the mor the doc was
the morphine Doc and the mor the doc was like yeah I'm not giving you morphine
like yeah I'm not giving you morphine it's [ __ ] shot BB like one of them in
it's [ __ ] shot BB like one of them in your leg you did that to yourself he's
your leg you did that to yourself he's like am I going
like am I going to I going to make it yeah like am I
to I going to make it yeah like am I going to make it DOC and he's like yeah
going to make it DOC and he's like yeah it's like a it's literally like one BB
it's like a it's literally like one BB in your thigh that barely was went in
in your thigh that barely was went in what he was hunting for a Purple Heart
what he was hunting for a Purple Heart dude dude 100% did he get it do you know
dude dude 100% did he get it do you know the stat on purple hearts what is it I'm
the stat on purple hearts what is it I'm really sorry for this oh please go on
really sorry for this oh please go on cuz I have really gangster parking now
cuz I have really gangster parking now from
from it I don't know
if my parking so no no the the the stat is every purple heart that has been
is every purple heart that has been given out post World War II
given out post World War II was
was made during World War II this is
made during World War II this is actually a true step
actually a true step because of the
because of the anticipated casual American casualties
anticipated casual American casualties of invading Japan had we not Dropped a
of invading Japan had we not Dropped a Bomb yeah two yeah dude what were those
Bomb yeah two yeah dude what were those bombs called oh my gosh uh fat man and
bombs called oh my gosh uh fat man and little boy yeah dude where were they
little boy yeah dude where were they dropped uh Hiroshima and
dropped uh Hiroshima and Nagasaki oh adato go you're not gonna
Nagasaki oh adato go you're not gonna get me wrong on this no well I was gonna
get me wrong on this no well I was gonna say how do you guys feel I recently have
say how do you guys feel I recently have had a big Awakening with those because I
had a big Awakening with those because I nuclear bombs or Japan no the just the
nuclear bombs or Japan no the just the the United States as a whole and those
the United States as a whole and those particular points in time how do you
particular points in time how do you feel about that do you think it was
feel about that do you think it was necessary yeah more
necessary yeah more context if you were President Truman
context if you were President Truman right now during that point in time
right now during that point in time after Pearl Harbor would you have sent
after Pearl Harbor would you have sent that declaration to them and said you
that declaration to them and said you guys need to surrender right now or they
guys need to surrender right now or they will be imminent and I do not I'm I'm
will be imminent and I do not I'm I'm not quoting these words not quoting but
not quoting these words not quoting but it's like there will be immediate
it's like there will be immediate destruction and like [ __ ] blah blah
destruction and like [ __ ] blah blah blah to be fair that's not what
blah to be fair that's not what happened we we definitely dropped
happened we we definitely dropped nuclear war did I will say you you know
nuclear war did I will say you you know what's worse but the firebombs did way
what's worse but the firebombs did way more killing than the nukes that is also
more killing than the nukes that is also true the firebombs did do more
true the firebombs did do more casualties than the nukes however
casualties than the nukes however president Truman did not sign off on
president Truman did not sign off on either of the nukes who did President
either of the nukes who did President Truman gave authorization if necessary
Truman gave authorization if necessary to use them and they used them it's the
to use them and they used them it's the same and then he was like bro chill and
same and then he was like bro chill and then they used them again and he's like
then they used them again and he's like you [ __ ] need to
you [ __ ] need to stop like literally it's the same milit
stop like literally it's the same milit you sign the paper you give the
you sign the paper you give the authorization so this is super
authorization so this is super interesting and this is actually why I
interesting and this is actually why I want to start my own podcast cuz I teach
want to start my own podcast cuz I teach I teach Brazilian jiu-jitsu one of my
I teach Brazilian jiu-jitsu one of my students grew up in Japan moved here
students grew up in Japan moved here after he graduated from high school in
after he graduated from high school in Japan to take care of his grandmother
Japan to take care of his grandmother and talking to him about the difference
and talking to him about the difference in culture is a star starkly different
in culture is a star starkly different amazing dude like it's such a an earth
amazing dude like it's such a an earth shattering difference in what what
shattering difference in what what they're taught in history compared to
they're taught in history compared to what we're taught in history this is
what we're taught in history this is interesting and I would like to know
interesting and I would like to know they don't know about like they don't
they don't know about like they don't know about so Japan even taught what
know about so Japan even taught what they did to China like when you have the
they did to China like when you have the they're taught for sure like uh he was
they're taught for sure like uh he was talk about he was taught in in very very
talk about he was taught in in very very Vivid detail about the massacre at Nan
Vivid detail about the massacre at Nan King okay rough he was taught for sure
King okay rough he was taught for sure did you guys see those photos no I did
did you guys see those photos no I did not no no no the new ones that they
not no no no the new ones that they didn't really I know the the ones that
didn't really I know the the ones that got TI Tok I had a buddy who saw the
got TI Tok I had a buddy who saw the book that just got released about the
book that just got released about the they you may never see
they you may never see them say everybody was saying they were
them say everybody was saying they were fake for a minute no for those of you
fake for a minute no for those of you that don't know there's two photos I've
that don't know there's two photos I've seen that very on Tik Tok I'm big on Tik
seen that very on Tik Tok I'm big on Tik Tok he's bigger on Tik Tok there's a
Tok he's bigger on Tik Tok there's a there's a gentleman that owns a pawn
there's a gentleman that owns a pawn store on Tik Tok that had a degree in
store on Tik Tok that had a degree in history I don't know if it's from him
history I don't know if it's from him somebody brought in a leatherbound book
somebody brought in a leatherbound book from World War II into his shop and
from World War II into his shop and basically asked him what what it was and
basically asked him what what it was and he
he identified pictures from the massacre at
identified pictures from the massacre at Nan King that had not been previously
Nan King that had not been previously known to
known to history these are those pictures not
history these are those pictures not unknown but unknown images they're just
unknown but unknown images they're just unknown images they they've never been
unknown images they they've never been released these are from a photographer
released these are from a photographer who was there during the you know we
who was there during the you know we won't say it of Nan King but uh very big
won't say it of Nan King but uh very big thing during n King yeah n if you Google
thing during n King yeah n if you Google man king it's going to pop up what I
man king it's going to pop up what I love is as you're saying it's it's the
love is as you're saying it's it's the culture behind Japan because they've
culture behind Japan because they've they they've changed completely now but
they they've changed completely now but you have to understand during these two
you have to understand during these two nuclear bombs these two atomic bombs
nuclear bombs these two atomic bombs they had like 18 kilotons if you don't
they had like 18 kilotons if you don't know that to nowadays nukes [ __ ] 18
know that to nowadays nukes [ __ ] 18 kilotons [ __ ] babies compared to what
kilotons [ __ ] babies compared to what we can do now I mean we can do maybe not
we can do now I mean we can do maybe not so most people most people most people
so most people most people most people understand the the the gravity of the
understand the the the gravity of the situation when we talk about nuclear
situation when we talk about nuclear bombs oh but but before real quick these
bombs oh but but before real quick these made the emperor of Japan who was a
made the emperor of Japan who was a [ __ ] god at this time talk on a radio
[ __ ] god at this time talk on a radio this was the first time anyone in Japan
this was the first time anyone in Japan and it was broadcast over Japan they
and it was broadcast over Japan they heard an individual they revered as a
heard an individual they revered as a king or a God
king or a God talk ever like this was this for the
talk ever like this was this for the first time ever and that is the only
first time ever and that is the only reason the surrender happened go on um
reason the surrender happened go on um so to to give you guys a scale on
so to to give you guys a scale on nuclear bombs uh everybody knows about
nuclear bombs uh everybody knows about like the Moab bomb that was dropped in
like the Moab bomb that was dropped in 2017 2016 2017 2018 uh the Moab bomb
2017 2016 2017 2018 uh the Moab bomb stands for a massive ordinance Air Blast
stands for a massive ordinance Air Blast or more commonly refer to as the mother
or more commonly refer to as the mother of all bombs it is the largest
of all bombs it is the largest non-nuclear bomb ever dropped in combat
non-nuclear bomb ever dropped in combat period it is equivalent to 11 kilotons
period it is equivalent to 11 kilotons of TNT 11 kilotons being 11,000 pounds
of TNT 11 kilotons being 11,000 pounds of TNT it's big it's very big moo that
of TNT it's big it's very big moo that that bomb weighs approximately
that bomb weighs approximately 180,000 lbs and the only known method of
180,000 lbs and the only known method of delivery is to literally push it out the
delivery is to literally push it out the back of a C130 cargo plane it's like
back of a C130 cargo plane it's like guys like okay no now now
guys like okay no now now now now
now now stop
stop 180,000 lb bomb delivered 11 kilotons of
180,000 lb bomb delivered 11 kilotons of TNT bomb okay the the smallest nuclear
TNT bomb okay the the smallest nuclear weapon that America has ever had in use
weapon that America has ever had in use was the daav Crockett weapon system oh
was the daav Crockett weapon system oh God the DAV Crockett it was a
God the DAV Crockett it was a 76b projectile if you don't know it is
76b projectile if you don't know it is the uh The Fallout 3 video game the fat
the uh The Fallout 3 video game the fat man it is the inspiration for that it is
man it is the inspiration for that it is it literally Gear Solid 3 it look Metal
it literally Gear Solid 3 it look Metal Gear Solid 3 also it literally looks
Gear Solid 3 also it literally looks like a it is a little missile this big
like a it is a little missile this big portable [ __ ] 76 lb uh that 76 lb
portable [ __ ] 76 lb uh that 76 lb bomb had a Del it was nuclear and it had
bomb had a Del it was nuclear and it had a kiloton rating of 15 kilotons which is
a kiloton rating of 15 kilotons which is 4 kilotons larger than the Moab and it
4 kilotons larger than the Moab and it was 76 lb versus
was 76 lb versus 180,000 lbs to give you a clear idea of
180,000 lbs to give you a clear idea of the difference between a conventional
the difference between a conventional versus a nuclear warhead nuclear
versus a nuclear warhead nuclear warheads are non [ __ ] you don't [ __ ]
warheads are non [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] nasty though that's what I'm saying the
nasty though that's what I'm saying the only issue is they're nasty so you would
only issue is they're nasty so you would then had the Japanese Hiroshima and
then had the Japanese Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1942 19444 44 was 18
Nagasaki in 1942 19444 44 was 18 kilotons now how many kilotons do equal
kilotons now how many kilotons do equal a Megaton is that a thousand th I
a Megaton is that a thousand th I couldn't thousand me a th000 kilotons to
couldn't thousand me a th000 kilotons to equal megatons and then you had the
equal megatons and then you had the tesar which is the largest explosion
tesar which is the largest explosion ever to happen s SAR bomba SAR sorry
ever to happen s SAR bomba SAR sorry sorry was 50 megatons cuz they it's a
sorry was 50 megatons cuz they it's a 100 Megaton nuclear explosion but they
100 Megaton nuclear explosion but they reduced the size by 100 Megaton is only
reduced the size by 100 Megaton is only theoretical 50 Megaton is actually what
theoretical 50 Megaton is actually what happened so because they dropped it
happened so because they dropped it because 50 megat actually fall out that
because 50 megat actually fall out that is that is the largest that has ever
is that is the largest that has ever been officially tested on the planet
been officially tested on the planet Earth the 50 Megaton the 50 Megaton
Earth the 50 Megaton the 50 Megaton correct that was tested in Northern
correct that was tested in Northern Siberia and it shattered windows in
Siberia and it shattered windows in Finland which is over a th000 miles away
Finland which is over a th000 miles away this is hitting the atmosphere for a
this is hitting the atmosphere for a mushroom CL if Google it it's to give
mushroom CL if Google it it's to give you an idea what's more terrifying do
you an idea what's more terrifying do are you guys familiar with the uh
are you guys familiar with the uh Poseidon weapon no it is the uh the new
Poseidon weapon no it is the uh the new Russian uh
Russian uh nuclear weapon and it's actually
nuclear weapon and it's actually terrifying so what it does is I would
terrifying so what it does is I would love to hear this it is it's not a
love to hear this it is it's not a nuclear warhead like an ICBM what it is
nuclear warhead like an ICBM what it is is it is can you define ICBM for the
is it is can you define ICBM for the people intercontinental ballistic it can
people intercontinental ballistic it can go anywhere and [ __ ] you up um the the
go anywhere and [ __ ] you up um the the the Poseidon weapon is 300
the Poseidon weapon is 300 megatons more than double the SAR
megatons more than double the SAR bomba and instead of deploying out of a
bomba and instead of deploying out of a submarine through the water through the
submarine through the water through the air and hitting a Target it is a leecher
air and hitting a Target it is a leecher uh torpedo so they can deploy it and it
uh torpedo so they can deploy it and it it is no it stays underwater the entire
it is no it stays underwater the entire time that's what I'm saying it goes it
time that's what I'm saying it goes it it stays underwat no it it never goes up
it stays underwat no it it never goes up so the torpedo will actually robotically
so the torpedo will actually robotically it will crawl at a rate that is so so
it will crawl at a rate that is so so slow that no modern uh radar or
slow that no modern uh radar or identifying technology can spot it it
identifying technology can spot it it will literally crawl at ten of a mile
will literally crawl at ten of a mile per hour for years or months they're
per hour for years or months they're nuclear powered it is a nuclear power
nuclear powered it is a nuclear power torpedo that is a 300 Megaton bomb and
torpedo that is a 300 Megaton bomb and what it is designed to do is it designed
what it is designed to do is it designed to come up on a major coastal
to come up on a major coastal city 50ish 50 to 100 miles off the coast
city 50ish 50 to 100 miles off the coast and it will detonate 300 Megaton nuclear
and it will detonate 300 Megaton nuclear bomb and this will create a 1,500 ft
bomb and this will create a 1,500 ft irradiated no no no that's not tsunami
irradiated no no no that's not tsunami create a tital wave correct that will
create a tital wave correct that will level a coastal city with radiation
level a coastal city with radiation water correct [ __ ] flowing yeah well
water correct [ __ ] flowing yeah well well that and that also is going to have
well that and that also is going to have a thermonuclear effect correct but this
a thermonuclear effect correct but this weapon has never
weapon has never been so this was in the news a while
been so this was in the news a while back like literally a couple weeks ago
back like literally a couple weeks ago so the it was first deployed by a a
so the it was first deployed by a a Russian nuclear sub and it went missing
Russian nuclear sub and it went missing for about N9 days and then it resurfaced
for about N9 days and then it resurfaced in the uh like North very Northern
in the uh like North very Northern portion of the ocean and they're saying
portion of the ocean and they're saying that the Russians were testing it about
that the Russians were testing it about month and a half ago do you believe that
month and a half ago do you believe that is something that could truly be capable
is something that could truly be capable do I think it's capable yeah yeah sure I
do I think it's capable yeah yeah sure I don't why I will always say I do not
don't why I will always say I do not believe it Russia when you have an arms
believe it Russia when you have an arms I will say this when you have an arms
I will say this when you have an arms race you have to understand the the SAR
race you have to understand the the SAR bomb was created in 1968 right a minute
bomb was created in 1968 right a minute ago roughly and we've come far since
ago roughly and we've come far since then that's what's terrifying you had a
then that's what's terrifying you had a 100 Megaton bomb created in the 1960s
100 Megaton bomb created in the 1960s and you're like is this possible
and you're like is this possible yeah 100% most people don't realize this
yeah 100% most people don't realize this America spent
America spent 7481 billion this year on the military
7481 billion this year on the military do you know what
do you know what 49 48% is of that budget went to what or
49 48% is of that budget went to what or I ICBM
I ICBM defense so this isn't an ICBM I have a
defense so this isn't an ICBM I have a feeling we're going to end this I I have
feeling we're going to end this I I have a feeling we're going to end this
a feeling we're going to end this podcast with a uh CI fact God and I will
podcast with a uh CI fact God and I will get I we we'll get real but we have to
get I we we'll get real but we have to end it on that and we can't go further
end it on that and we can't go further than that I like it I like it I'm going
than that I like it I like it I'm going to go PE but yeah
to go PE but yeah sorry no no we we'll just wait till Eli
sorry no no we we'll just wait till Eli comes back I I got a I got I feel like
comes back I I got a I got I feel like me and you combine know a terrifying
me and you combine know a terrifying amount of information I to say yeah I I
amount of information I to say yeah I I I it's ups know a lot of I know a lot of
I it's ups know a lot of I know a lot of I know a lot of secret stuff that I wish
I know a lot of secret stuff that I wish I really honestly I I Hon honest to God
I really honestly I I Hon honest to God wish I didn't just makes me paranoid
same we get left off dude Brandon ditched us bro that's legit as [ __ ] he
ditched us bro that's legit as [ __ ] he didn't even text any of us it's [ __ ]
didn't even text any of us it's [ __ ] bro we did a one hour
bro we did a one hour podcast now we're two and a half hours
podcast now we're two and a half hours in to the next podcast we've done three
podcasts Eli legit like legit what the [ __ ] are you going to do with
[ __ ] are you going to do with this it's F have fun it's it's 3 and 1
this it's F have fun it's it's 3 and 1 half hours oh my God holy [ __ ] this is
half hours oh my God holy [ __ ] this is going to be the world's longest F let's
going to be the world's longest F let's keep going no we were talking about uh
keep going no we were talking about uh the SAR bomba uh we're not stopping by
the SAR bomba uh we're not stopping by the way we're going to keep going no
the way we're going to keep going no okay I was talking about how you talk
okay I was talking about how you talk about a nuclear warhead crawling right
about a nuclear warhead crawling right yep and then detonating do you think
yep and then detonating do you think that's true and it could happen right
that's true and it could happen right now I do I [ __ ] so uh so what I've
now I do I [ __ ] so uh so what I've read which granted is not this is what a
read which granted is not this is what a [ __ ] Journeyman Electrician from Iowa
[ __ ] Journeyman Electrician from Iowa that used to be in the National Guard
that used to be in the National Guard can find on the internet but the from
can find on the internet but the from what I can find which I cannot stress
what I can find which I cannot stress this enough is not a valid source of
this enough is not a valid source of information uh it is estimated that at
information uh it is estimated that at least five might be in place already on
least five might be in place already on coastal cities somewhere in the world
coastal cities somewhere in the world waiting to be
waiting to be detonated okay so you really think that
detonated okay so you really think that you know these nucle Warheads that are
you know these nucle Warheads that are crawling uh on the ocean floor for
crawling uh on the ocean floor for months to years is a possibility
months to years is a possibility potentially why anything is a
potentially why anything is a possibility you don't think there's any
possibility you don't think there's any possible way we could possibly detect it
possible way we could possibly detect it oh I do like I just said anything is a
oh I do like I just said anything is a possibility I think we do spend a lot of
possibility I think we do spend a lot of money on our defense me uh our defense
money on our defense me uh our defense measures and when you see what we do we
measures and when you see what we do we we're trying America I my favorite
we're trying America I my favorite statistic is is how long has America
statistic is is how long has America been at War versus any other country all
been at War versus any other country all of isn't in like 7 years we've not done
of isn't in like 7 years we've not done War we are backto back World War
War we are backto back World War [ __ ] champs baby can add with
[ __ ] champs baby can add with us you can't 16 years I want to address
us you can't 16 years I want to address this well 16 years go in 16 years first
this well 16 years go in 16 years first every [ __ ] time I say we're back to
every [ __ ] time I say we're back to back World War Champs everybody gets
back World War Champs everybody gets butt hurt and they're like America
butt hurt and they're like America joined late it's like first we are back
joined late it's like first we are back to back World War fan we the world
to back World War fan we the world [ __ ] police maybe not right now but
[ __ ] police maybe not right now but we were okay and guess what whoever the
we were okay and guess what whoever the [ __ ] wants to start some [ __ ] no one's
[ __ ] wants to start some [ __ ] no one's starting it with us no for sure right
starting it with us no for sure right now what do you mean not right now are
now what do you mean not right now are you on crack no no no but we but we have
you on crack no no no but we but we have to accept the world as how it is people
to accept the world as how it is people are deciding who they want to pick
are deciding who they want to pick fights with and it's just like and it's
fights with and it's just like and it's never America it's not going to be us
never America it's not going to be us you're not going to do it they're not
you're not going to do it they're not poking this bear they're not okay so
poking this bear they're not okay so staying far away there's several levels
staying far away there's several levels to this every time I say America's back
to this every time I say America's back toback World War Champs I get a bunch of
toback World War Champs I get a bunch of [ __ ] and people are like America's not
[ __ ] and people are like America's not the like look if you're British Canadian
the like look if you're British Canadian Indian uh French uh any literally any
Indian uh French uh any literally any other country on the Allied side and you
other country on the Allied side and you say we're back toback World War Champs 2
say we're back toback World War Champs 2 I'm never going to disagree with you I'm
I'm never going to disagree with you I'm going to [ __ ] high five chest bump
going to [ __ ] high five chest bump [ __ ] uptp yeah back toback World War
[ __ ] uptp yeah back toback World War Champs we are all day every [ __ ] day
Champs we are all day every [ __ ] day ever everybody wants to [ __ ] pick
ever everybody wants to [ __ ] pick number one and who got first place and
number one and who got first place and I've heard so many arguments everybody's
I've heard so many arguments everybody's like well America joined late well
like well America joined late well America joined late because it ended as
America joined late because it ended as soon as we got there because we finished
soon as we got there because we finished [ __ ] I can't help that okay now get
[ __ ] I can't help that okay now get [ __ ] hear me
out like I've heard like I like the wor first of all we'll start with the worst
first of all we'll start with the worst argument actually the Soviet Union won
argument actually the Soviet Union won because the most people died not a great
because the most people died not a great stat not how it work that's a terrible
stat not how it work that's a terrible KD not a great not a great stat to rely
KD not a great not a great stat to rely on okay um terrible KD that's 100% get
on okay um terrible KD that's 100% get skills up my boy I think my overall
skills up my boy I think my overall point is is I don't I personally don't
point is is I don't I personally don't want to pick an individual winner I'm
want to pick an individual winner I'm happy with having it be a team win but
happy with having it be a team win but if but if you wanted to pick an
if but if you wanted to pick an individual winner and you were to get
individual winner and you were to get rid of the names of the country
rid of the names of the country and you were to just write down the
and you were to just write down the stats of how many people did you lose
stats of how many people did you lose how much damage to your infrastructure
how much damage to your infrastructure was caused who came out on top there is
was caused who came out on top there is there is nobody on the planet that's
there is nobody on the planet that's being unbiased that will not Pi [ __ ]
being unbiased that will not Pi [ __ ] that will not pick America we we came
that will not pick America we we came out on top America came out on top every
out on top America came out on top every time and you can be like well America
time and you can be like well America didn't join on time well it's like I
didn't join on time well it's like I mean [ __ ] it hey guess what it
mean [ __ ] it hey guess what it finished when we [ __ ] showed up
finished when we [ __ ] showed up [ __ ] sorry you lived in a shitty
[ __ ] sorry you lived in a shitty location can't help it geography is a
location can't help it geography is a [ __ ] listen just call us direct
[ __ ] listen just call us direct next next
next next time we do every time I can I can hear
time we do every time I can I can hear it now and they're going to be
it now and they're going to be like America is not the greatest country
like America is not the greatest country ever [ __ ] off that's that's not true
ever [ __ ] off that's that's not true what is great all of it like look
what is great all of it like look America America America's done [ __ ] up
America America America's done [ __ ] up [ __ ] I'm not going to lie to you who's
[ __ ] I'm not going to lie to you who's leaving we're probably going to continue
leaving we're probably going to continue n's like who's getting the [ __ ] out of
n's like who's getting the [ __ ] out of [ __ ] you I'm not leaving but [ __ ] this
[ __ ] you I'm not leaving but [ __ ] this place America's done [ __ ] up [ __ ] it's
place America's done [ __ ] up [ __ ] it's going to continue to do [ __ ] up [ __ ] I
going to continue to do [ __ ] up [ __ ] I can't help that I'm not saying it's
can't help that I'm not saying it's right I'm just saying it's going to
right I'm just saying it's going to happen okay don't trust the government
happen okay don't trust the government if when I hit y'all with this [ __ ] y'all
if when I hit y'all with this [ __ ] y'all going to be on some Next Level [ __ ] but
going to be on some Next Level [ __ ] but but look everybody's going to be
but look everybody's going to be like oh yeah well America doesn't have
like oh yeah well America doesn't have free healthcare you want to know why
free healthcare you want to know why America doesn't have free healthare 100%
America doesn't have free healthare 100% TMP know why America doesn't have free
TMP know why America doesn't have free healthcare there's 30 members in NATO
healthcare there's 30 members in NATO okay in order to be a member of NATO you
okay in order to be a member of NATO you have to spend 3% of your overall GDP on
have to spend 3% of your overall GDP on defense right that's the that's the
defense right that's the that's the [ __ ] rules can we all agree those are
[ __ ] rules can we all agree those are the [ __ ] rules 3% GDP if you're a
the [ __ ] rules 3% GDP if you're a smaller you forgot to click the record
smaller you forgot to click the record button
button [ __ ] I was
[ __ ] I was like we're spending 3% on GDP
like we're spending 3% on GDP okay that's a lot of money if you don't
okay that's a lot of money if you don't know America
know America America okay so there's 30 members in
America okay so there's 30 members in NATO only nine of them spend 3% of their
NATO only nine of them spend 3% of their GDP on defense it's America Britain and
GDP on defense it's America Britain and all the countries that neighbor Russia
all the countries that neighbor Russia basically that's essentially what it is
basically that's essentially what it is now if you have a bigger GDP you spend
now if you have a bigger GDP you spend more [ __ ] money because that's how
more [ __ ] money because that's how percentages work hash math Global
percentages work hash math Global defense percentage correct Global
defense percentage correct Global defense percentage correct uh no Global
defense percentage correct uh no Global defense gross GL gross
defense gross GL gross Dom no no no there's another defense
Dom no no no there's another defense product though no that's not it anyways
product though no that's not it anyways n's like so
n's like so no% minimum to be a NATO America does
no% minimum to be a NATO America does eight and we're the largest [ __ ] GDP
eight and we're the largest [ __ ] GDP on the planet to begin with so we spend
on the planet to begin with so we spend way more than anybody else and
way more than anybody else and everybody's like B you don't have free
everybody's like B you don't have free healthc care and it's like well yeah
healthc care and it's like well yeah because we're subsidizing your defense
because we're subsidizing your defense that's how you can afford free
that's how you can afford free healthcare because we're paying to
healthcare because we're paying to defend you defense numero unoo just
defend you defense numero unoo just saying and then you want to know the
saying and then you want to know the best part about this I love Nick when
best part about this I love Nick when he's drunk
he's drunk like we're paying to [ __ ] defend you
like we're paying to [ __ ] defend you and then that allows you to afford free
and then that allows you to afford free health care and you want to know who
health care and you want to know who develops new health care who America
develops new health care who America America invents
America invents 60
60 65% of all pharmaceutical Innovation
65% of all pharmaceutical Innovation happens in America so not only are we
happens in America so not only are we subsidizing your defense which
subsidizing your defense which subsequently subsidizes your free
subsequently subsidizes your free healthare we're also subsidizing modern
healthare we're also subsidizing modern medicine and you want to know the best
medicine and you want to know the best part about all of this everybody's going
part about all of this everybody's going to get butt hurt and they're going to
to get butt hurt and they're going to write an angry [ __ ] comment and
write an angry [ __ ] comment and they're going to do it on their [ __ ]
they're going to do it on their [ __ ] cell phone which is an American
cell phone which is an American invention the phone Alexander Gran Bell
invention the phone Alexander Gran Bell or they're going to do it on their
or they're going to do it on their [ __ ] computer which is also an
[ __ ] computer which is also an American invention and they're going to
American invention and they're going to type that angry comment on their
type that angry comment on their keyboard which is also an American
keyboard which is also an American invention and they're going to send it
invention and they're going to send it through time and space via the [ __ ]
through time and space via the [ __ ] internet which you guessed it also an
internet which you guessed it also an American invention and then I'm I'm
American invention and then I'm I'm going to be able to read it any day of
going to be able to read it any day of the [ __ ] future that I feel like in
the [ __ ] future that I feel like in the comment section on YouTube which is
the comment section on YouTube which is also an American
also an American invention so not only are we subsidizing
invention so not only are we subsidizing your defense we're subsidizing your free
your defense we're subsidizing your free health care and modern medicine and and
health care and modern medicine and and your ability to talk [ __ ] about us
your ability to talk [ __ ] about us you're [ __ ] welcome thank you for
you're [ __ ] welcome thank you for tuning in to unsubscribe and that is all
tuning in to unsubscribe and that is all we need for this episode of
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Nico brutally honest with Nico Ortiz that
is Nick was that is how I close the next podcast and
that is how I close the next podcast and we roll into the first podcast which is
we roll into the first podcast which is now a 4our [ __ ]
podcast every we going to getor dude I can't wait to upload this and be like
can't wait to upload this and be like everyone's going to be like holy [ __ ]
everyone's going to be like holy [ __ ] it's 4 hours this is my [ __ ]
it's 4 hours this is my [ __ ] this we definitely be number one this
this we definitely be number one this got violent really Quick Quack bang out
got violent really Quick Quack bang out hey tune in to the next one I'll tell
hey tune in to the next one I'll tell you guys top secret information let's go
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