>> You know what I think as well? I think there's,
there's,
>> you know, you're not going to get like
an Australian to tell English fans how
to feel.
>> No, no, no. No one can tell anybody anything.
anything.
>> But um like so many English fans, they
want to like the team. They want to love
the team and they want the team to do
well and ultimately win things and they
want to grow the sport at home and like
you know your home test matches, it's a
big series. It's the second biggest
series outside the Ashes. Sorry, it's
the biggest series outside of the ashes
and it's been a great series so far with
all its ups and downs and like so
there'd be so many English fans that
like this is this is great like you know
grow the squat and then you see that and
you're like
>> we're the bad guys now
>> we're do they go like India did the
wrong thing you know what I mean
>> wow can't speak for everyone of course
but so some I think some people will be
let down by that
>> oh to yeah totally anyway I mean
>> as as as Australians were for ages until
like you know the sandpaper broke the
camel's back was just like, "Fuck this.
No more." >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> No more. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Then we had to bowl for 5 years.
>> We still are. We're still boys still
bowling. That's the trick. That's the
trick to keep people's bodies going to
juice up the decks and get it done in
three days.
>> Yeah. So, you know, um I don't know
where I want to take this, but like you
know, Stokes only bought 11 overs. He
had some shoulder tend.
>> You know what we should do? I mean like
and again England, they know they know
what they're doing. I mean this is one
of the great fightbacks from India and
we're going to spend the whole time
talking about England. I mean they like
they they take the attention away from
the opposition with this kind of
I mean it's one it's one of
the great days of India fighting and
grit you know they they really were
behind this whole game. The the uh the
sledge on India this series has been
that they've dominated so much without
being able to win and uh and now it's
happened in reverse and like I mean
looking at the game itself first hour um
K Rahul gets what looks like a shooter.
Was it? Don't know but um uh you know he
even looks classy when he walks off LBW
but Stokes gets him the ball he's
misbehaving like works with with the
second new balls got it um seeming miles
nearly goes I mean Liam uh Ollie Pope
drops Schuman Gil was Dorson the night
before and uh and then Schubman wafts at
one uncharacteristically um Jadesia
should have been caught first ball by
Joe Root um he's dropped and the deck
looked like it was doing enough that
they and Dawson was getting some turn
looked like it was doing enough that
India would probably struggle, you know,
to to stay in it and then uh it's like
the pitch just decided to um just be
flat again and like it was Jadasia and
Washington were chanceless.
>> So, uh you know, like you got to you got
to hand it to um those two guys for
digging in getting it done and uh and
ensuring that they can go into the oval
with like a decent chance. both teams
are going to have to ring the change as
deluxe um but a decent chance of uh of
squaring the series particularly with
what's happened now
>> um between them like in India will have
the um the bit between the teeth
>> so um
>> I wonder I wonder um
>> yeah I feel like with with a new ball
especially I mean Stokes got the wicket
after 70 overs so he got the ball to
talk off the deck at least but um maybe
it was more of a new ball wicket but
when you've played Carson Wes and Stokes
every test match so far they've done a
lot of lot bowling. Um Stoke only boss
11 overs in this in this innings. But um
if it is like just a a a refreshing
issue, sorry, fatigue issue, you know,
that that needs refreshing because guys
have like they've been plundered into
the dirt with how flat the decks have
been. And like if they were a little bit
fitter, a little bit fresher, perhaps
you get more out of it, more chances
created, or perhaps if they take their
catches, they're probably good value for
a win. So
yeah, whatever. Uh
>> so yeah it was like I Indie did well. I
mean, I've um I mean, I just Schuman
Gill has really stepped into captaincy,
you know.
>> Uh it's it's another 100. I think I saw
the stat like he every time he's got to
20, he's made 100 in the series.
Conversion Deluxe, he's about to go past
Sunny Gavaska for most runs in a series.
Um for an Indian, he's I think he's
about 20 off him
>> or something like that. uh incredible to
think he's going to do that away from
India where which you know before the
Judasia um Ashwin era was was pretty
decent for run scoring but maybe there
weren't that many five test series I
don't know
>> but uh I mean Schubman um
>> you know Schumman's held his own and the
grit he showed was fantastic and you
know probably a bigger piece of evidence
that people are behind him is how many
other guys have stepped up as well you
know they said they seem to have a
little bit more um just a little little
bit more resilience to with the Miss
Indian team. A little bit more fight uh
than than what we've been used to the
last few years.
>> Yeah, I mean K Rah has had a great
series as well, of course. And Jwell um
he's definitely scored 100 this series,
hasn't he? He's got a couple he's
dropped off.
>> Yeah. Um but uh I mean Risha Hunt's been
amazing as well. Obviously you'd suspect
he's not going to play the last test
match. So Jerel would come in, but um
>> Washi is now like you know you'd love
seeing Washington Sunda cement himself.
>> He's only played 12 tests, most of those
in Australia and now England. I think
this is his first time he's played three
tests in a row. Yeah, narrow just 45
with a bat and I think 27 with the ball,
something like that. So
>> there you go. He's he's Ashman's
replacement for the next 15 years. I've
locked that in. Um but he said they were
going to win last test match so he was
wrong and dumb.
>> Mhm. Um but uh yeah all of a sudden like
it's um you know even though India have
not won this game though it feels like
they have in some capacities. Um you
know they there haven't been many wins
for the test side recently but they are
going through this transition and like
in Australia they were fantastic and you
know essentially Bulmer couldn't quite
get them over the line that series but
in this series uh the the resilience
that they've shown has been magnificent
to be honest. I mean they would have
every right given how much they've had
to field um and watch Joe Root plunder
runs to be like too hard basket. I mean
you see this with lots of touring teams
especially five test series. I mean we
see this in like when Australia goes to
India for instance it's like by the end
it's like nah this is a bit hard >> and
>> and
>> to do what they did today shows um well
Gil's leadership under Gambir New India maybe
maybe
>> or maybe they just lose 3-1 and then it
was like ah
>> well it's it's the same score line that
they had at BJT heading into the fifth
test as well 2-1 going to the last one
they just got a massive
>> green seam as Scott Boland uh you know
did the business and uh Jasper Bulmer
got injured so interesting to see from a
selection perspective what they do Uh
again, um both teams, you know, I think
I'm I'm reading they can you can expect
three changes from both. I I don't know.
It' be interesting to see what England
does with Liam Dawson who went
wicketless. I mean, he he um he got
through a lot of work.
>> You you'd hope he gets another go like
and you don't just give him one crack on
that and say that's it. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Um like again, what's the point? But I
mean, I don't know. I mean um
>> so Tom Hartley waiting in the wings. Uh
Ryan Ahmed waiting in the wings. Uh
obviously Shaashi is injured. Um he's
had a great test. Sh Bashier as well. So
it was a a wonderful test.
>> Um yeah, they've got they've had three
bowlers in in Stokes, Carson Wolkes
who've played every single test match.
>> Surely they're not just going through
all five.
>> They're on fumes. Surely I mean Stokes
looks like looks
>> Stokes just had a big push in this test
to like try and get it done and probably
give himself a rest. Yeah.
>> I mean Ponting made the point that he he
must be fine.
>> Stokes I mean he may be. Yeah, I know
he's very demonstrative around the uh
the old limping and the the bicep and
the shoulder or whatever else it is, but
uh he probably he probably does play
Stokes, doesn't he? And and gets it done.
done.
>> Uh and uh and then and then has a break.
>> So, um but yeah, there's there's a
couple of questions over fast bowlers
there. I mean, I Josh Josh Tongue might
might come back in. Uh
>> so Gus Atinson, he didn't get picked for
Surrey. He he's been playing second 11
cricket and club cricket but um they
suspect that he might be a shout to come
back in. So
>> uh there's that. Um yeah, I'm not sure
what's happened to Tong who started
started the series then just
>> and then didn't and then didn't finish. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> but surely not going to play Jock for
three games in a row. I mean he's won a
lot of overs.
>> They I suspect they'd be wearing Mark
Wood was obviously rumored as well to
play the fifth test match. He he won't
be rushed back I don't think for this
game. So
>> um interesting times ahead.
>> Certainly certainly interesting times
ahead. Uh I don't know how fit the
Indian bowlers are. Akash Deep and um
Ash Deep Singh and Prashi Krishna. Yeah.
All the best. >> Well,
>> Well,
yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Canad.
>> Yeah. But they go to the Oval, which is
um which is actually quite good for
scoring runs. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> So, if the Oval started this series as
probably the best place to bat in
England, I've heard that before.
>> Yeah. Then um and it's been like draws
and high scores all year.
>> So Dom Sibly that's where he hit his 300
and and Surrey hit 800 against
>> Durham was 800 versus 600 or something
like that.
>> Yeah. Yeah. >> So
>> So
>> so if that's how it began.
>> Yeah. That was about a month ago, wasn't it?
it?
>> Bowl was sitting there just going like any
any
B was like
>> Yeah. Yeah. Just the old B back. guy.
>> See, if there's more if there's more
pace in the wicket, then that's
something. But I mean, how can there be?
>> How can there be? >> Uh,
>> Uh,
yeah. So, but you know, it it's there's
spice to the series. Um, there's, you
know, there's multiple results available.
available.
>> Um, and uh,
>> and there's online discussions to be had
and the baton of who is offending spirit
of cricket most is being passed back and
forth. It is, isn't it?
>> Um, Schubman was giving it to to
England. England implicitly gives it
back to to India. Um so we'll see. >> Uh
>> Uh
>> England at Lords were wasting time. Sh
said grow some balls.
>> India here batting for too long. >> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> As the as India did bat for too long
when they won that test match in um in Birmingham
Birmingham
>> where they batted for too long and
that's actually why they won that game
by so many runs cuz they cuz they batted
for quite a long time.
>> So it's difficult to know the right
amount of scared. India was scared when
they set such a highared. Yeah. And
today they were scared.
>> They were scared
>> with what they did. Both on both occasions.
occasions.
>> On both occasions when they like they
actually substantially impacted the
England team. Yeah.
>> It was immoral and wrong.
>> It's been wrong.
>> Okay. Uh hashtc and I'm concerned about
>> No, I'm not reading that. Um a lot of
crime stuff. Um, uh,
does does Gil, etc. deserve a curtain
call? Five nil. Um, Gambia's
therapist says, "Suck a
ding-dong. That was boring as shit."
Brackets glance at the scorecard. Glad I
didn't watch it. Um, I thought use blossing.
blossing.
Um, cricket
cricket VR guys hard drive says, um,
>> if you Hey, happy birthday, Charlie.
>> Happy birthday, Charlie. Happy birthday,
Chuck. Happy birthday, Charlie. Drop it
in the comments. Say, "Happy birthday, Chucky."
Chucky."
>> Just thought about that thing about the
cricket VR guy. Uh, if you had to marry
someone based solely on their net
session, who's the archetype? Strong
base, high elbow, but emotionally
unavailable. I Who cares? Uh
22P says, "I hope they bring Dorson out
here." Um, >> yeah.
>> yeah.
>> Where's the feedback? Says, "Ben stokes
the fire ahead of fiery fifth test as
boilover looms large."
>> Nice. Um, here goes. Sam Belt says, "Why
the do these coats win so much?
Honestly, um, George Bailey's selection
policy." What is, says, "Is this how the
rest of the world felt watching
Australia be for 30 years? At
least we actually won shit."
>> I think that's I think that's a good
takeaway. I think that is the good
takeaway. Like Australia were I would
say um like this was sort of Australia
at sort of six out of 10.
>> Australia way bigger
>> Yeah. Um
>> the idea that you you deter like it's
like Nathan line headbutting the lines
like well who determines the line.
>> England's determining the line without
the winds to go with it, >> right?
>> right?
>> You know. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Like where where's where does the
authority come from now? We know where
it comes from. Uh
>> we we we know where they believe it come
you don't say it but but we do
>> we do know where the inherent feeling of
authority and superiority comes from
which is what makes this so funny. It's
it's it's a rich series particularly
against India and Australia of course
>> we can't get you out. Shame on you for
batting. That's Are you going to bat?
Are you going to bat? You're going to
keep batting.
>> You think that's right? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You think that's >> Wow.
>> Wow. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> You're going to compete against us and
do damage to us in a five test? You
think that's correct?
>> Embarrassing. Shake my hand. Shake it.
Shake my hand. Here's my hand. Are you
going to refuse it? Oh, so you've
refused me now. Okay. You doing that? Oh
yeah. Are you going to do that? [Laughter]
[Laughter]
>> He goes Sam Bel also says India should
have batted until stumps. I agree.
>> I agree.
>> Yeah. 150 was on the cards. Why not?
>> They threw it away.
>> They should. Now that would have been
that would have been gold. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I think that what they should have done
was they should have like if they lost a
wicket then keep sending batters out.
Send Rishab out. >> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> They should have done that.
You're going to keep batting, are you? >> Really?
>> Really?
>> Are you serious?
>> Serious? Are you serious? Are you
seriously going to do the thing that I
would do?
>> Seriously? You going to do that to me? >> Embarrassing.
>> Embarrassing.
>> Do you know who I am?
>> I'm not sure.
>> How long do you need an hour? Do you
need an hour?
>> Charlie's water bowl in the corner of
"I like the I like the English cricket
team better when they were cucks and not
At least then I could respect them.
them.
>> Sort of an oxymoron.
>> Roll the clip. Charlie says, "What breed
of dog for washi to celebrate his junk
runs hund?"
>> Yeah, a cat named Trafford. Um,
comes up says, "Get the out for
Jadasia and Sunda." Um,
Um,
water makes you weak. Says, "Can't
produce a road and not expect BS to
drive down it." When's the no
All of a sudden, busy busiest man in
English cricket. Yeah,
>> that bloke. The all black bloke.
>> Ed hedging in the slip says, "Is Stokes
the hero we all need in our lives?" >> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> Um, tears behind Speedo Sunny says, "In
India cricket subreddit, where is?"
>> Uh, come subs again says, "I wouldn't
want that as my first test. 100. I'm
morbidly morbidly obese. Haven't played
in 15 years, threes at best, and haven't
>> Keep Imran in jail, says. We'll keep
going with this, by the way. We have
>> one, ask for flatties. Two, go to dark
places while bowling yourself into an
injury cuz nobody can take
wickets on said flatties. Three,
complain that opposition wants to get
hundreds on your custom ordered boring flatties.
flatties.
>> But we don't understand bazball like
they do.
>> That's true. Yeah,
>> if you question it, you don't get it.
>> It's a watch, says, "How's a picture of
a watch? How's the carryon?" I thought
these coach didn't play for draws.
>> Um, can someone tell me what to think?
Uh, Kronos 89 says, "Which asterisk is
more prominent, scoring century against
Cambo or scoring a century against Brookke?"
Brookke?"
you know, England will get, you know,
this this will all just come around
again, you know, because uh, you know,
we've all been crunching the numbers
about what's what's the date that Joe
Root will pass Sach and Tendulka's record.
record. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> So, the Ashes obviously been two years
time. That's probably a little bit too
soon unless he does something even more
remarkable than what the last few years
have been. But at the beginning of 2028,
so 2 and a half years from now,
England are in India and that's about
the time if he goes on the current trend
that So, he could do it in India. So,
you know,
>> well, so a couple years.
>> Well, but he won't do it because stats
don't matter. Um,
>> hence why Moulder retired.
says, uh, were these the same coats
delivered that Moulder didn't make more
stat padding runs? And this is the
point. Like, this is the point. be very
very wary of anything you read online or
hear or see on the TV of guys um of of
things guys think or supposedly think.
It's it's all bad faith. Everybody would
do the same thing that the other person
did. Um it is all just an exercise in
holier than thou duplicity to get little
advantages. Weaponize morality when you
can't do it on the field. It's as simple
as that. Nobody does it better than
England. Um, this this goes further back
than cricket. >> Uh,
>> Uh,
>> that's that's that's how the that they
taught us. That's how the game is played.
played.
>> That's that's all it is.
>> That's all it is. >> Perfect.
>> Perfect.
>> That's all it is. So, if you're going to
be a that's fine.
>> But don't say that you're moral. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> That's it. Don't pretend you're moral if
you're a Well,
Well,
24 wickets over five days and yet this
>> People will be keeping receipts for this.
this.
>> They will be keeping receipts which is
again how it goes. Chat get banged.
And that's exactly how I feel what
England did today. That chat and
Are they going to get banged or are they
going to win at the Oval in a couple
days time? I guess we'll find out.
>> But ultimately none of this matters and
that's the most important thing. Have a
wonderful day at work today. See you later.
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