This content is a gameplay commentary of Markiplier playing the horror-puzzle game "Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning," highlighting his increasingly frustrated and panicked attempts to collect notebooks while being pursued by the titular character and other in-game threats.
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Hello, everybody!
My name is Markiplier, and welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning.
Now, this game was highly, highly, HIGHLY recommended by you guys.
You said that I absolutely had to play this game.
And if you clicked on this and you've never seen this game before in your life.
Get ready.
Well, I mean, I actually don't know what's going on inside,
but I know there's more than meets the eye!
(reading controls) WASD, mouse, left click, right click,
scroll wheel, shift, run (watch your stamina!),
spacebar - look behind you and wave goodbye to your friends.
I- Haha, I don't like that! The story! Everybody listen close.
"Oh noes! School is out, but your friend has a problem!
He left all his noteboos in high school
but doesn't have time to go get them, because if he do, he'll be late for eating practice.
To help him out, you have to go back in the school and find all 7 of his notebooks for him.
It won't be easy, though! Baldi loves challenging his students with fun trivia problems whenever he can!
Each time you find a notebook, you'll have to answer some questions.
Answer all three correctly, and you will earn a prize!
Find all 7 notebooks, and then exit to school, to win!"
All right, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
It's like Slenderman!
But with the horrible teacher that wants
to quiz you to death.
Okay, lets do this.
Eugh!
(Baldi) Oh! Hi!
Welcome to my schoolhouse!
(Markiplier) Alright. Hello, Baldi!
Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary.
Something tells me I probably should have,
you know, upped the sensitivity-
Ooh, you are..
horrifying.
Eugh, okay?
Sorry, 'teach, I didn't expect to just go through you.
All right, school rules!
"When you follow the school rules:
No running, no entering faculty,
no eating, no drinking,
no escaping detention, no fourth wall breaks."
Oh, hi.
(nervous laughter)
Oh, I don't like the way you follow me
all DOOM-style.
Also, I don't know what to uh- when the music-
(Baldi) You need to collect two notebooks before you can use these doors!
(Markiplier) Thank you.
Why is this your school? That doesn't make any sense.
Okay.
H O O
H A A
H O O
Haaa?
Hooo?
Haa.
Hoo.
Math!
More math.
Math, math, math.
(Baldi) Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject..
..math!
(Mark) Yeah?
(Baldi) Answer the three questions correctly and you might get something special!
Just type the correct answer into the empty box!
Press the enter key on your keyboard when you think
you have the right answer!
Problem 1:
two
plus
four
(Mark) IT'S SIX! (Baldi) equals..
IT'S SIX, I KNOW IT'S SIX!
I know that.
(Baldi) Great job!
That's right!
Problem 2:
(Mark) Huh?
(Baldi) one plus six equals..
(Mark) Okay, Baldi! I think I got this one!
IT'S A SEVEN.
(Baldi) I can't believe it! You're incredible!
--Yay!
Problem 3:
(Mark) It's like math blaster!
-- six plus seven equals..
It's like Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing!
(Baldi) You're doing fantaaaastic!
(Mark) Thank you..
Did I win?
Did I get my friends notebook? And why do I have to do that?
[Baldi] Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter!
I don't know if I-
Just click on it with the left mouse button to pick it up.
Then, when you find something you can use it on, right-click on the object with the quarter selected.
Okay, Baldi!
That's how you use items, you know!
Alright, Baldi!
Thank You, Baldi!
I'll be on my way, Baldi.
Oh.
All right. Sure. Sorry, ran out of time to add more subjects. Is it all math then?
Is it just math?
"Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject, M A T H
Answer the three questions correctly, and you might get something special!"
Eugh..
"Just type the correct answer into the empty box.
Press the enter key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer."
"Problem 1: 8+9=?"
Seventeen!
"You're doing fanta-"
Three!
"I can't believe it!"
Oh..
"You're incredible!"
"Problem 3:
OoOoOH!
plus
times
equals?"
ZERO?
Uh-oh..
Uh.. Baldi-
Ba- Baldi?
Baldi?
Whose ass are you slapping over there?
Eugh
Oh..
Oh no..
Oh.
Uh-oh..
AH! Oh, hi. Okay. Alright.
What. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey.
Oh, my ass is not prepared for that kind of- AAHHH!
"No running in the halls! 15 seconds' detention for you."
Oooh no.
"When will you learn?"
I-I don't know where you went-
Okay! Alright then!
Uh! Audiba!
UH.
MM.
UH.
MM.
Okay.
Alright, oh, he's a- he's a slappin'.
He's a slappy slapper.
Uh-oh.
I might be in trouble.
HOHkay, alrighty then.
Hoh!
Uh, okay. One more slap and now I'm gonna go around.
SLAP!
BUGH.
GEEHEE
Okay, all right. Slappity, slappity.
Okay, all right here comes another one, okay
Okay - huh 12 Oh
Zero got it. "I hear every door you open" That's fine.
It is like Slendy man, it is like slendy man
Who's whistling?
"HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! PLAY WITH ME! READY? GO!"
JUMP ROPE, why did what is that a spyglass? What hell happened to me? Oh, all right
"Welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning! That's Me!"
hahahaha
Okay, all right
Welcome how about what happens if I- zero? Uh Oh
He didn't like that
Zero. Zero. "I get angrier or for every problem you get wrong." Uh Oh...
(quietly) Oooooh
Oh no, he's already unhappy with me. Okay. All right, it's fine. It's fine
If I could just get around these goddamn things, okay three
negative four zero
Okay. Well, this is a problem
hmm
Okay, is he gonna come this way, is he gonna mmm don't spank my rump oh he's angry oh he's
(Screams of horror)
I- I got stuck on uh nuh oh
I got stook
Got stuck. Okay. All right Baldi. Okay. Alright baldi just go
Yeah, I think the hall monitor was for running in the halls, and I don't I don't want to run in the halls
Ooh, and that's why I can look behind me with your spacebar to kiss my ass. Good-bye
Okay there's another one
Just gonna Oooh
"GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP"
I'm sorry I did'nt even- HAaa
"I WANNA PLAY WITH SOMEONE!"
HEEeey
I don't want-
"READY? GO!"
Okay Ooh boy I'm- I'm sorry
"OOPS! YOU MESSED UP!"
Uh ooh
"WHOA! THAT'S GREAT! LET'S PLAY AGAIN, some
OOkay thank you
time soooonnn......"
Alright I dont know if I'm supposed to follow you or not but I'mma try not to
Okay, can I get it there's another notebook "Homestar Runner reference" okay. This is uh 13 that's 11 thats uhh zero, okay
Lets go lets go lets go! We gotta go. We only got three of seven. This is gonna be loud
OOh!
Oh boy use it Hey- OOOh
How close is he? How close is he? How close is he to spanking my ass? Oh
he was far
Ah I was gonna be fine. Okay, you you you slappy piece of shit. All right, run around the Rosie-
Pocket full of posy and I'm out. Okay, if I just don't run I should be fine. Look behind me. Oh, that's not good. Okay
It's fine. Yeah. All right going into a new area "school faculty only." Maybe I should go in here
"LET'S PLAY"
MMMM let's not. Okay I got some faculty key
"No entering school faculty only rooms in the hall!"
Alright. Well, thank you for teleporting me here, I think.
"15 seconds' detention for you. Your parents will hear about this one."
Okay, if my if my parents would be happy if I make it out alive, you know to be perfectly honest
Just these two. These two, exit, I'm donezo. I'm done. I'm donezo.
Oh no, avoid using-
NO! NOOO!
No! What are the freaking odds of that? No, no!
Okay, don't you even think about it, okay
Okay, I got him locked out. Oh, are you I shouldn't have used the soda
I probably could have made that without that
He's going around but I don't think he's gonna be able to make it in time for me to get that
I'm gonna get this last one. I've got nothing though, which is a big problem
so I
Just don't know
I don't know where he's gonna be based after I get this last one if he's like decides to be a dick, you know
Like like the freakin whistle, man
Okay, I got all of them, let's see where it puts him see where it puts me
"Congratulations! You failed all seven notebooks! Now all you need to do is..."
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!
No, no no, no
No, I just got I just got to do the same thing I did again like pretty much I've got the strategy down so
There's not much else to it
This is it's just straight up the same thing so long as I can get it perfect without getting interrupted without
Jumping rope getting in the way. I
Should be fine.
Oh, I get it Baldi
You're incredibly disappointed.
The end game looks like insanity if they're gonna be moving if they're gonna be moving the exit like that
I'm going to NEED
Absolutely 100% I'm gonna need to
I'm gonna need to save
both of these soda cans so that I can get away from them because if it's just a series of long hallways then I can
Just blast him constantly like that and then I can get out of here Oh who's trying to call me? Not now
I'm in the middle of Baldi! No, oh do not I
(DEEP BREATH)
EEEUUUUYUUUIIIYUUUIIUUEUU
Don't know if he's gonna get in this room
He's perfect unless that sweeper puts him right next to me what you might 10
14
Okay, here we go. This is it and then I just go towards the I know where the exit is
"Congratulations! You failed all seven notebooks!"
"Now all you need to do is..."
"GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!"
Okay, I think I got this
(BALDI LAUGHING)
He's way away. And I know where the exit is. You cannot fool me. I know exactly where it is. It's right here
This is the exit. Oh, no, little girl. No, no. No, I will push you away with soda little girl
I will put you you get away from me not know. What no, no no no
No, how know you
I
I thought it would be the real one were the real ones if I had just gone to the other one first
Nope not today buddy, okay
He's gonna go a long way back for that one. Here's another "exit" quote-unquote. We'll see what this one actually does
If it's something to do with the principal's keys, I'm gonna be so
I don't like that sound!
No.
Nnnaow!
NO!
Ugh!
UGHH!
A U U G H H ! ! !
A U O O O H ! !
WOOAHH!!
WOAH!
WOH!
DEAD
CRASH BANDICOOT
MEME HERE.
WOAHHhhhhat the FHUCK-ING...
WAT HA HHUCKING...
Hohhh, guhI'm...
I'm bon'd
I'm...
I'm dh..
I am Dead.
I'm ded, I'm ded
diszzzffhh.
Aoughh, Ff
Fwoah!
FfooaaAAAAEUHHH!
WhAT the FUCKing NO!!!!
Is there no winning? Is there-
Welcome to "Baldi's Basics and Education and Learning"
That's Meeeeeee!!!! :D
Do I have to look up a guide how to beat this? (probably yes Markipoo)
so what you have to do is you have to trigger all of them you have to do all and
Then you're free. So I got three
*EXTREME CONCENTRATION FOR MATH PROBLEMING*
I got three of the four and the last one's in the cafeteria six of seven
Doing well. It's coming around the cool. No. No, you fucking asshole do not oh my god
Do not do not do not. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, no, no,
Leittle gurl: REDY?
Mark: AUUGHHH!
Leittle gurl: ...Gooooooo!
O N E ! !
T W O O ? !
Threeee!!!!
foouurr...
Well, there goes every possibility of me actually doing what I needed to do which is
Fucking gone, but at least I'm still alive
I didn't know if that would be able to do it but I'm still like as soon as I get around this corner
I'm I'm done
Yeah
Okay, so I need a different route cuz that's not working okay, this might be it just gotta play perfectly
So I've got this what I'm gonna do is when I get around here he's coming quick, but I think I've got enough space
I just need to lock this door
Jump-rope kid: LET'S PLAY!
Mark: N O O O O!
Mark: NO! THE ONLY THING I COULDN'T HAVE!
The ONE thing I couldn't have
I was right
FUCK
-ING
THERE!!!!!
GOD
DAMN IT!! D:<
Tight again. Oh, it's the girl too - okay, well
Sweeper: LOOKS LIKE ITS SWEEPING TIME!!!
At least they're both on the same side
Which means that I could potentially lock them both down. Oh, it's gonna be close.
Ah! Yes, okay got it nailed it. Holy shit
Okay, I've got nothing for that guy to take but I know
there is
If I go in here, there's a candy bar right here.
And this is going to let me run
Oh, he's coming
No, no, oh, ah...
If you don't give him anything, you don't...
I have nothing. God fucking damn it
I could have made this one! I could have fucking made it
God, if I'd gone for the chocolate instead of this, god fucking damn it.
Ah! This is just
Just so fucking angry
That was, uh, if I'd just gone for the chocolate instead, which is a good god fucking idea. This is infuriating is the thing
It's just infuriating. It's just a non-stop
cavalcade of
ah, it's just
Cuz it's my favorite thing in games
luck-based
It's rng based. It's are you gonna get the jump rope girl ten million times?
You're gonna get her once, you gonna get the bully standing in your way? You're gonna get the sock man?
The sock man wasn't there this time. So I could have lucked out I could have cruised, I had so much time
I had all the time in the world and yet
There I was, dead in the water. God dammit. He's cutting off the only way I can go
God damn it. If I-- if he wasn't right there I would have made this! God fucking damn it
If you
If I didn't get in detention I would have had that one
If I didn't run when I shouldn't have run I would have had that one
That one was mine for the fucking taking that one was mine
God
Fucking damn it. I honestly think I might have had a chance
There he is
Alright, buddy
Yeah
I can only do one more try I literally can only do one more try. That's all I can spare
I'm approaching three hours now and I'm not not going to complete you. I'm not going to do this
15 seconds. Detention for you
Well, that's handy
That was really handy. Thank you for that. Honestly. Thank you for that. That was
Really what I needed because they were harassing me like you wouldn't believe
All right
I've got a second lease on this which is shocking. I know
but there's only so much you can ask for there's only so much that you can get so
That's like the only bit of luck. So my last try. I've got some luck, now if I could just not be stupid.
Oh, fucking no!
You really just did that.
I can't fucking believe you
You...I shouldn't have said a goddamn thing about the luck. You've gotta be fucking with me
I can't... I can't deal with this
That's so ridiculous. That's beyond anything. I'm gonna get this candy bar and eat it so that I can run
This might be the most ridiculous attempt that's ever happened to me
I lost my fucking soda
Easily the weirdest run I've ever had
[Broom]: Looks like it's sweeping time!
Please sweep man
give me
Just a little bit of loveliness. Just sweeper. You've been
[In game Baldi]: Congratulations! You've found all-- *interrupted by jump rope girl and broom*
[Baldi]: Now all you need to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Sweeper man
Just gonna...shoo. Okay. Here we go.
Nope.
Okay, I'm going to do...
Okay.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god! (x6) Please, let me out!
Yes, yes, yes
Fuck you! Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Oh my god, and it just closes the game, but that's fine, because fuck it!
Good fucking god that game I'm done. I'm outta here. I gotta go to dinner now. It's Amy's birthday and happy birthday, Amy
So thank you everybody so much for watching!
If you enjoyed this smash that like button! Thank you!
Let me know what you thought down in the comments below. If you want to for some reason play this game of hell
I'll put a link to it in the description below, but I did it!
I did it.
So thank you everybody so much for watching
Australia that's right, Australia and New Zealand and
Amsterdam we're coming to you. Go to tour dot markiplier dot com, there's a link in the description. See you there. Thank you!
I'm out! And as always I'll see you in the next video. Bye-bye!
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