0:01 [Music]
0:09 [Applause]
0:14 Hello everybody. It
0:16 is loud in here tonight. Great to have
0:19 you with us and thanks to how good to be
0:23 here with these two and again you come
0:25 on a very very good night. A little bit
0:27 later on, Lawrence Mooney, one of
0:28 Lawrence Mooney's good friends, is going
0:30 to be joining us on the program from the
0:32 SCG. But Keith Greg, one of the greatest
0:35 wingmen of all time to join us on the
0:38 show as
0:40 well. What is going on over there?
0:43 Having electric shock over there. Just
0:45 loosening my belt. Right. There you go.
0:48 There's a lot there's a lot to work our
0:49 way through. Obviously, another huge
0:50 weekend of footy. There's some stories
0:52 that have lingered longer and one out of
0:54 the Collingwood game that people can't
0:55 stop talking. This is my favorite story
0:56 of the year so far. It involves Ollie
0:58 Marov and his unusual preparation for
1:01 the big This resonates for me for the
1:03 big game on the weekend. It was great. I
1:06 got the call at about 3:30 today. I was
1:08 walking out of Bunnings. I was meant to
1:09 do some flooring. I'm doing a Renault.
1:11 So, I guess playing at Marble is
1:12 definitely better than doing flooring.
1:13 So, hey, did you get a sausage? I was I
1:16 was thinking about it, but after I saw
1:17 Craig pop up, I thought he saw me. So, I
1:19 decided to walk straight to the car.
1:21 He's he's down at Bunnings going about
1:24 his business about to do some flooring
1:26 at home. Gets the call, says he didn't
1:28 even have time to go and get a sausage.
1:30 Well, it's been the big it's been the
1:31 big question all week. I mean, did he or
1:33 did he? If you go to Bunnies, you got to
1:34 get a sausage. You can't leave Bunnies
1:35 without the sausage. But everyone's been
1:36 asking the question all week. Well, they
1:38 have. And I think I can answer it. I'm
1:39 going to show you some footage and you
1:41 tell me. Did he pick up a sausage? Now,
1:43 look closely. All right. If you can pick
1:45 it.
1:50 [Applause]
1:56 Wow.
1:58 It's like he's he's double fisting. How
2:01 did the How did the agenda How did He's
2:03 double parked in the sausage.
2:06 How did the agenda setters miss that?
2:08 That's obvious, right? Good point,
2:10 Andrew.
2:12 Great. I don't know. Just kidding. Just
2:15 also let's point out the fact that man
2:17 that man is a current day a footballer
2:18 and he at home he doesn't have a floor.
2:22 Can someone That's pretty sad. It's a
2:24 very good Well, he's working on a new
2:25 one but no well known. He's a great man
2:26 and we had him on the show not long ago
2:28 and he was great company. It's a good
2:29 way to get out of doing some housework.
2:30 Yes, it is. Yes, it is. What happened?
2:32 He went to Bunnings had to go play foot.
2:35 Uh there was massive milestones across
2:37 the weekend. Three duties in their
2:39 clubs. Mitch Duncan, what a magnificent
2:40 player he's been for the Cats. They get
2:42 the result to his 300.
2:44 Toby Green in game 250
2:47 champ. He was magnificent. And Christian
2:51 is 200. But
2:53 Toby just well Toby Grim that was
2:56 actually at Halime. That was
2:58 interesting. But but but a good a
3:01 big congratulations to Christian Petra
3:04 200. It's just a pity his spleen wasn't
3:06 there to see it. It's a shame. But um
3:09 Trish know he's a he's a great player.
3:12 200 games well and well done to
3:14 Christian but also well done to the a
3:16 Melbourne cheer squad on producing a
3:19 banner that I think spoke to the heart
3:21 of the man and his contribution to the
3:23 game. That is a beautiful banner. That's
3:26 what Christian. It's one of his favorite
3:28 recipes. 200 games, 450 recipes. What a
3:33 this Who knows where it will stop. M
3:35 you're not a big rap for that recipe
3:36 though. You're reckoning it's pretty
3:37 poor bologn. Well, no. If you are
3:39 watching at home and you That's how you
3:40 get your recipes. Yep.
3:44 Firstly, be better. But secondly, that's
3:47 a bad that's a bad bolognese recipe.
3:49 Just I don't want that message getting
3:51 out. No. No. That's poor. Well, this
3:52 there's no red wine. There's no there's
3:54 no Look at that. Oh, look at that.
3:56 Where's the basil? There's no basil.
3:58 There's no patada. If you look closely,
4:00 he's carrying some baby carrots through
4:01 the through the
4:04 no. It wasn't They weren't the only
4:06 three, of course. Chris Fagan who's
4:08 becoming one of the modern day masters
4:09 of course up at Brisbane coaches his
4:12 200th game. Much loved and Darcy Gardner
4:14 and Harrison tried to cheer him off.
4:16 Well well you know why he looked at that
4:18 and went that's got a double hip
4:20 replacement all over it. If you're going
4:23 to chair this Fagan off you got to do
4:26 him sideways like one of those chairs
4:28 that go up the
4:31 up the wall. Elderly people. What a
4:34 wonderful man he is and a great coaching
4:36 career he's putting together. It is good
4:37 though that you know they don't he
4:38 doesn't like night games. You know that
4:39 don't you? Because when he sees the
4:41 light he starts going towards
4:44 um we don't have to say that. No he's a
4:47 great man. He's a premiership coach. One
4:49 of our favorites. And it's easy to it's
4:51 easy to easy to see by the way why he uh
4:54 he brushed the the chair off because um
4:57 if you look at Ron Barassi after the 75
5:00 grand final chair off sometimes they're
5:01 not as fun as they look. Do you know
5:03 what I mean? Like this one is just
5:06 Is that Is that a chair or is that a
5:09 kidnapping? What What are they doing
5:11 there? This looks like the half the
5:12 halftime sprint. They're going to try to
5:14 win a time. That is That is how Mick
5:16 gets shared into TripleM every morning.
5:19 Pete Craig was part of that team. He's
5:20 going to be joining us on the on the
5:21 show tonight, which is going to be a lot
5:23 of fun. Uh Luke Beverage of course in
5:25 the news out of that game down at
5:27 fantastic game down at Kinia Park.
5:29 Everyone's talking about the Bevo Kane
5:31 cords brewhaha before the game. Yeah,
5:34 they are some people. I'm I'm more
5:36 interested in what transpired at the 3/4
5:39 time break between Bevo and his personal
5:41 security. They start having a jog and it
5:43 gets big on this guy pretty quickly. And
5:46 watch out. I know. Now he's struggling.
5:49 He's he's
5:52 he's never he's he's gone to sleep on
5:57 the back on the back straight. That
5:59 close for the bell laping.
6:02 He looks like a newborn fo taking his
6:04 first steps that thing. Jeez. You could
6:08 smell the You could smell the lactic,
6:10 couldn't you? Like it was uh it really
6:12 could. Jeez, I thought they going to get
6:13 the screen at you. That was
6:14 unbelievable. All right. Um Hey, you
6:16 you'll be proud of me. I actually
6:17 watched the game. Murray, what? Yep. And
6:19 there was this moment late in the game
6:21 that took my eye. I'd like to have a
6:22 look at it, too. Mark P to Jalong's
6:24 Ollie Dempsey. Andy, does this look out
6:26 of bounds to you? It was a pretty
6:28 critical moment. You need to watch where
6:31 his left foot is. So, he's got his left
6:32 foot here outside and he marks. Well,
6:34 look at the umpire. Now, the umpire's
6:36 there and he's got a big decision to
6:37 make. Do I award the mark or do I want
6:40 to be beaten up in the car park?
6:43 Jong and he's made the right call. Look
6:45 where his left footing. His left foot's
6:47 out of the field of play and he's marked
6:48 the football outside of where his left
6:50 foot is. So, and he's in the queue for a
6:52 hot dog.
6:56 He is just says that was out of the
6:58 foot. Like I said, it was a big moment
7:00 and you know, Bevo was asked about it
7:02 after the game. Now, you know, in the
7:03 modern day coaches are a little bit
7:05 handcuffed about what they can say. They
7:07 can't say anything. So, um especially
7:09 about the umpiring decision. So, listen.
7:11 Um Bevo is a master of walking that
7:13 line. You know what I mean? like you
7:15 know how he feels. But have a look at
7:17 the master diplomat in action.
7:20 Beautiful.
7:24 Difficult, but they did change kicks
7:26 ago. The out of bounds on the full one.
7:31 [Applause]
7:36 That's not me. Out of bounce on the
7:38 full. Um, my hands are tied. I can't
7:40 comment on it. How do you think Andy's
7:42 going tonight?
7:43 [Applause]
7:45 Three time at the G on Friday. Brings in
7:47 his mob did a fantastic job pregame. The
7:49 bombers out. Young Angus Clark. What a
7:51 story. He turned out to be ticking free
7:53 on debut. But this but Nikki. Yeah, this
7:57 is everybody in the football industry.
7:59 This is the takeaway from the game.
8:02 They're all asking the question. Well,
8:04 who is it? Pretty sure it's hurty.
8:08 Is it? Everybody's been trying to work
8:10 out who it was under the brown. I reckon
8:13 it's Sheets.
8:16 I It could be Steven Dank.
8:20 It's definitely not Caroline Wilson.
8:22 We've all It's not You got one more. The
8:25 weapon.
8:27 All right. If anyone knows
8:30 Tucker Bag,
8:32 I think it's Tucker. It's Tucker Bag.
8:34 Who's Tucker Bag? It was the symbol from
8:36 the Well, he's called Tucker Bag. H
8:38 Google it. Whatever.
8:42 Hey, dctor.
8:44 Hey. Um, so the bombers get the Bombers
8:47 get the win. Big stage for the Tigers.
8:49 Yeah, they've had some reasonable
8:51 moments, but there is some speculation
8:53 that ah well it was a good dream time
8:55 game. We didn't get the Chalkies. We
8:56 three quarter tie, but there's no reason
8:58 to get off the bandwagon. A terrible
9:00 game. It was a terrible game, by the
9:01 way. But um I don't know about you
9:03 Mario, I get the fear, you know, I've
9:04 got my finger on the pulse of the
9:06 football community and um feels like the
9:09 Tigers, they're starting to jump off the
9:11 bandwagon. This whole rebuild thing,
9:13 it's getting a bit stale and people
9:15 they're starting to lose a bit of Who?
9:16 Give me an example. I'll give you an
9:17 example. Remember uh uh Little Mickey?
9:20 You remember Little Mickey? Little
9:23 Mickey. No one enjoyed the premise of
9:26 his more than Little Mickey.
9:29 You know what I mean? He is staunch.
9:32 He's st he's absolutely rusted off. And
9:35 all of in terms of Tiger fans, there
9:37 were you and and little Mickey. No one
9:39 enjoy enjoyed those the more he is. What
9:42 do you say? He is the symbol of modern
9:44 rich. He's about the modern day Jack
9:46 Dyier. Little
9:48 Mickey. That's what he's come to mean to
9:49 the football. He's a young He's like KB.
9:51 Correct. That's what he means to that
9:52 class. He's like, he's like the tiger
9:55 thing on the board. Yes, he is. After
9:57 Essn won last week, I'm sad to say,
10:00 little Mickey has jumped ship. He is a
10:02 bomber now. Have a look at him. Have a
10:04 look at him.
10:10 [Applause]
10:11 [Music]
10:13 Maybe he's just You're dead to me,
10:14 little Mickey.
10:17 You have made a very powerful enemy. By
10:19 the way, can I just point can I just
10:21 point out some of those dance moves
10:24 there from Little Mickey need a bit of
10:26 work. Maybe he should take a look at
10:29 little Pangy and see
10:33 how
10:36 [Applause]
10:42 that little he's
10:47 got a couple of your moves. He has got a
10:49 couple. Well done. You've had a very big
10:51 week this week. You got You got someone
10:52 in the office to Google a fat Asian
10:55 dancing kid. Well done, mate. Good
10:57 stuff. Well done. Well done. Okay, fat
11:00 kids are funny. Fat kids are funny,
11:01 right?
11:04 But I tell you I'll tell you what's not
11:06 funny. Type 2 diabetes is not funny.
11:10 Just I'm warning you
11:12 now. No, we got to get to the break. I'm
11:15 a little like type three.
11:19 Sydney Sydney says that he's hanging by
11:21 a thread cross to the SCG on the other
11:24 side of
11:25 [Applause]
11:29 [Music]
11:30 [Applause]
11:32 [Music]
11:43 this. No, no tell how good. Fantastic.
11:48 It's a It's a beauty. How good Melbourne
11:50 Institution, the Prince of Wales. Don't
11:52 worry about that. Thanks to where is it?
11:54 It's a Gilda. As if you don't know where
11:58 you don't much. Not down there. Get
12:00 involved with the program via our social
12:02 media platforms. They're all over the
12:03 place. Whichever is your preferred one
12:05 you can use. And we do love the
12:07 feedback. We get a lot of feedback after
12:08 every show. And uh it's always it's
12:10 called hate mail, Andy.
12:13 Occasionally one slip through the
12:15 cracks, Mickey, but uh most of it's
12:16 pretty positive. Most of it is a lot of
12:19 curious viewers out there wanting to
12:20 know how Darab and the Falcons went on
12:23 to the Falcons.
12:25 How'd you go? The under 16 under 16
12:27 girls South Top of the Table South got
12:31 hold of us a bit on the They got you
12:32 your traditional rivals. Well, yeah,
12:34 they've uh we've had we've had spirited
12:36 competition with them over the years,
12:37 but they're a bit too good for us. These
12:39 are just grading games. No, they're not.
12:40 No, no.
12:41 Is that back to back losses? Well, yes,
12:44 but that's okay. No, the team that beat
12:46 us in the previous game, they've gone up
12:48 to div one. So, no, no, we're going all
12:49 right. We're two and three. We're going
12:51 well. Got first coach sack of the season
12:53 written all over. Grand final replay.
12:56 What's going on here? Yeah. What's going
12:57 on here? This was sent to us by some of
12:58 your coaching stance here on the
13:00 sidelines.
13:01 I'll tell you what's happening. Hold on,
13:03 Nick. What's going on? He's punching out
13:05 another game
13:07 plan. Punching out.
13:12 You know what I'm saying? You want some
13:14 reading material? I don't know what's
13:16 going It's a It's a It's a tight pant
13:18 you're wearing there, isn't it? What are
13:20 you doing? I don't know what's going on
13:21 there. It's very strange. It's an
13:23 unusual and uncomfortable position to
13:25 see yourself in to be honest. But
13:26 anyway, let's get back to the footy,
13:28 shall we? Uh Sydney season right on the
13:31 brink, isn't it? Now four and seven.
13:33 Sydney, it's a worry finalist. They just
13:38 uh it's not good. It's been tough. Dean
13:40 Cox's first year. Obviously, they've
13:41 been racked by injuries. It's tough on
13:43 the supporters. It's been a tough well
13:44 well, it has been tough on the
13:46 supporters cuz they expect uh great
13:48 results up in Sydney. And you mentioned
13:50 the supporters and we uh we're very
13:51 lucky to be joined tonight by one of
13:53 Sydney's most prominent uh supporters, a
13:56 very well-known Swany around Australia.
13:58 Please welcome him. He's in the Bradman
14:00 Bar right now joining us live from the
14:02 SCG, the 29th Prime Minister of
14:04 Australia. Please make him welcome, Mr.
14:06 to Malcolm Turn everybody.
14:14 So so nice to be here.
14:17 Very nice to have you with us, Mr.
14:18 Turnbull and uh and well and welcome
14:21 cordially and formally welcome to the
14:22 front bar. Cordially wonderful. So nice
14:25 to be here on the front bar. Now, I've
14:28 done my research and I I know the front
14:30 bar is part of a public house where
14:33 people sit around and drink your yeast
14:35 based beverages and exchange yarns and
14:38 slap the electronic poke machine. Sounds
14:41 like fabulous fun. Now, I'd like to
14:43 declare my bonafideies. I have tried
14:46 beer
14:47 once. I was I was at the footy in my box
14:50 and my chief of staff thought it would
14:52 be appealing to the sniveling masses if
14:55 I held a beer. I'd never tried it
14:58 before. I only ever drink Sanjvesi or
15:00 Petite
15:02 Sha. So I had a sip and it was very
15:06 refreshing. And I said, "What's this
15:08 called?" And he said, "It's called
15:09 beer." And he told me it was widely
15:13 available. Amazing. But I I don't think
15:17 it's the drink for me, Andrew. Because
15:19 after just one, I wanted to pull down my
15:22 pants and flash what the average Joe, I
15:25 believe, called a brown eye.
15:29 Is that correct? A brown eye. Yes, brown
15:32 eye. That's right. So, Mr. Turble,
15:35 you're obviously a um you're obviously a
15:37 pretty staunch Sydney Swan supporter.
15:39 Well, Andrew, and please call me
15:41 Malcolm. Okay. Thank you.
15:43 People think as prime minister you're
15:45 forced into looking like you love the
15:46 footy. So you appear to have the common
15:48 touch with the hoy paloy and then the
15:50 riff raff will vote for you. But I
15:52 genuinely love it. Footy is terrific. I
15:55 love the running and the kicking and the
15:57 high
15:59 catching. The catching is spectacular.
16:02 Now I know I know you commoners call it
16:05 a specky but I don't like abbreviating.
16:07 I call it a
16:09 spectacular when I'm at the footy. I
16:11 say, "Look at that chap in the jersey.
16:13 He's just taken a spectacular over the
16:15 other fellow. I think he might be in for
16:17 catch of the
16:18 year." Honestly, I think due to footy's
16:21 popularity up here, Sydney could sustain
16:24 a second side.
16:28 [Applause]
16:29 [Music]
16:31 Finger on the They've already got a
16:33 second side. It's out in Western Sydney.
16:37 It's called GWS and they're at Home
16:39 Bush. Home Bush. Good
16:44 lord. I I've heard of it, but I've never
16:47 been there and I never will.
16:51 Now, Malcolm, what does the date of the
16:52 footing like? Look for a former PM. On
16:55 match day, I wake early, check my $256
16:59 million personal
17:01 fortune, and because you can't be too
17:03 careful with online scammers, I move
17:05 some money offshore to the Cayman
17:07 Islands. Then to put me in a good mood,
17:09 I I either watch the Swanies 2005 grand
17:13 final victory over the Western Coastal
17:16 Eagles or I go back to election night on
17:19 I view and watch Peter Dutton's
17:21 incredible loss. What a night. What a
17:28 night. And then the Greens leader had
17:30 him bad copter too. Now I've got some
17:32 advice for Greens voters like you,
17:34 Andrew Mah.
17:38 Wash your Subaru
17:41 Forester. We can tell by the no nuke
17:43 sticker. You're a Greens voter. Wash
17:45 your car and wash
17:48 yourself. Rubbing your genitals with a
17:50 crystal isn't
17:59 personal. Take me seriously on that one.
18:02 I can smell a little puli coming across
18:04 from over here.
18:07 Anyway, back to my day at the footy. I
18:09 have a pie in the back of my Bentley.
18:11 Not a mass-produced one, but a bespoke
18:13 one crafted from imported smoked halibet
18:16 and caviar jelly.
18:18 Delicious. Washed down with some Don
18:20 Perinon. And for fun, I get my chauffeur
18:23 to hang the Balenciaga scarf out of the
18:25 ben. And people think it's to show my
18:28 support, but it's actually to block my
18:29 view of the faces of the average
18:31 supporter.
18:33 [Applause]
18:34 Oh, good lord. The plebs are ugly,
18:36 aren't they? Horrible.
18:41 Malcolm, let's talk uh footy. Who's your
18:44 favorite swan of all time? Well, I'll
18:46 answer this question earnestly by waving
18:48 my glasses as if to say I read, but my
18:51 eyesight is poor. My favorite players
18:54 were of course Lance Buddy Franklin,
18:57 Tony Lockett, the man they called the
18:59 plugger and Warrick the Whiz Kappa
19:02 electric. But if I was honest with you
19:04 Sam, I'd say my favorite swan is Swan
19:07 Lake, which is a very moving and
19:10 beautiful
19:11 ballet. Tchaikovski, he could have
19:13 snapped one around the corner or been
19:16 able to take a spectacular. He was a
19:17 giant of a man, but not a greater
19:19 Western Sydney giant. Michael Christ.
19:21 The western suburbs driving home
19:23 squinting into the sun. How do people do
19:26 it?
19:28 Now the sort of hiding on the weekend is
19:30 this season over for the I hope so. You
19:33 know,
19:35 then then I can focus on real sports
19:37 like polo and
19:39 king. I love going out onto the harbor
19:41 in my car. It's one of the few words you
19:44 can say with your mouth open for the
19:46 whole word, but you must click the
19:48 second K off your soft pallet.
19:51 [Applause]
19:53 [Music]
19:56 C. Well, really like all Australians, I
19:59 can't wait for our national summer
20:01 sport,
20:02 yaching. Sydney to Hobart. It gives you
20:05 something to do on Boxing Day
20:07 considering there's no other sport
20:09 on. Look guys, I need to go. I think my
20:12 duck liver patter is reaching room
20:14 temperature. Well done, Malcolm.
20:17 Wonderful to catch up. want to cross
20:18 paths one day, wouldn't it? Would it?
20:20 Well, yeah. It' be great for you to pop
20:21 down uh and join us here at the front
20:24 bar at some stage if you're ever here.
20:26 Swinging around down the top end of
20:27 town. Mari uh and Mick, I'm getting
20:30 familiar now. I've never actually been
20:32 into a bar, so why don't I step into one
20:35 now?
20:38 [Music]
20:39 [Applause]
20:46 Welcome.
20:48 Mr. Prime Minister, welcome aboard.
20:50 Don't look that comfortable, mate. It's
20:52 sticky.
20:54 It's sticky and it smells like man.
20:58 Smells like a hot man in here. All
21:00 right, Malcolm. Now, I just have to ask,
21:02 have you ever come across Lawrence
21:03 Mooney in your travels? Do you Lawrence
21:04 Mooney the impersonator? Yes, Lawrence.
21:06 I mean, it's got to be the comedy
21:08 version of scraping the bottom of the
21:10 barrel, doesn't it? Impersonations. So
21:12 tragic. Once you've got your mannerisms
21:14 and the, you know, accent all nailed,
21:17 what if the person you're impersonating
21:18 is no longer relevant? I want you to
21:21 keep plotting it out, do you? It's
21:24 somebody else's
21:25 behest. It's almost as tragic as getting
21:27 a little version of yourself to dance
21:30 around people. What is this, a freak
21:32 show? Yes, it is. Lady coming on next.
21:36 Is there Malcolm? It's been a joy to
21:38 have you on the show. Thanks for being
21:40 part of it tonight.
21:46 Don't go anywhere behind the other side
21:48 of the
21:49 break going to join us on the show.
21:56 [Applause]
21:56 [Music]
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22:09 [Applause]
22:13 Welcome back to the show. Front bar.
22:15 Thanks to Han. How good. Uh this is a
22:18 real treat for we children of the 70s.
22:21 I'll speak for myself in that regard. We
22:24 grew up watching footy when when wingmen
22:27 were kings. They were great players.
22:28 They were man-on-man jewels on on
22:31 grounds like the MCG where they just go
22:33 to war with one another all day long.
22:35 They were superstars. Every team had at
22:37 least one great one. Well, tonight from
22:39 that era, we are joined by arguably the
22:41 best of them all. Please make him
22:43 welcome the great Keith Greg. Join
22:46 [Applause]
22:55 I think the last player ever to be named
22:57 Keith.
23:00 I'm not sure there's been that many
23:01 after you. A bit like
23:03 Kevin. Kevin Bartlett. Keith Keith Greg.
23:06 Yeah. Not many. Not many. So many great
23:07 man-on-man jewels and we we'll roll some
23:10 highlights of your playing days and the
23:12 players that you play on speak for
23:13 themselves. I mean this was a remarkable
23:15 career that you had and so many signpost
23:18 moments along the way which we'll get
23:19 to. Had you played all your junior footy
23:22 as a wingman? Uh all all my junior footy
23:25 was either wing center and a little bit
23:27 of half forward. So was it an easy
23:29 adjustment for you to make once you got
23:30 to this level and you're playing against
23:32 some of the greats? I mean, you're in
23:33 the AFL team of the century. You're on
23:35 one wing. Francis Burks on the other.
23:36 And I imagine you two played against one
23:38 another on occasion. Dick Clay as well.
23:41 A lot of great players I played against
23:43 uh in that era. Did you come from the
23:45 VFA? VFA Brunswick. Keith, they didn't
23:47 have wings. No.
23:51 That's why that's why I came to the VFL.
23:53 They didn't. I played half for 10 for I
23:55 played at Brunswick. Oh, really? So, who
23:57 what was the biggest bag you kicked in
23:59 half forward? Nine.
24:01 Whoa. That's been a great downfall. I
24:04 mean, all all the skills are on display
24:07 here. You're quick. Both sides of the
24:09 body. How do you would have gone to run
24:11 the Do you reckon you would have gone on
24:12 to run the modern day K? Um, probably
24:15 with the running side. I would have I
24:17 think uh just cuz the way they're
24:19 athletes now, the guys, you never hit
24:21 the deck unless Matthews is knocking you
24:23 over and we'll get to that a bit later
24:24 on. You hardly ever hit the deck. I
24:26 mean, your balance was unbelievable.
24:28 Keep your feet all the time. Yeah, that
24:30 was just the mantra, right? And what we
24:32 we always had uh different types of
24:35 boots, studs and mers. So we always we
24:38 whenever we play Brassi always wanted to
24:40 use stud boots. We weren't allowed to
24:41 use M. If we fell over, you'd have do 20
24:44 or 30 push-ups on Tuesday night. I got
24:47 to I got to ask but anyone who saw you
24:49 play need would they just need me to ask
24:51 this. What were those those white things
24:54 on your on your ankles? What were they?
24:55 Because as a kid you wanted them and you
24:58 go I don't know what they are. That was
24:59 from my father. He used to wear them
25:01 when he was playing for Brunswick City
25:03 in the Senistic League and I just
25:05 followed on from what he was doing. So
25:07 So support for the they were a really
25:09 tight elastic bandage. Rather than
25:11 having the bandage inside the sock, it
25:13 was outside the sock. So you had bad
25:14 ankles, did you? You needed those for
25:16 support. No, just show.
25:21 Went in to attack his ankles cuz they
25:23 look they did look like every kid,
25:24 didn't they? Every kid growing up,
25:25 Mickey wanted to have Keith Griggs.
25:27 You're wearing them now, right?
25:30 Hey, uh I want to we we're going to like
25:32 we've got a it's a wonderful career and
25:34 we're going to quick we're actually
25:35 going to fast forward to your 300th
25:37 game. It's it's a it's no it's an
25:40 amazing career and your 300th game
25:42 though Keith was recognized um with a
25:44 huge banner and uh the cheer squad went
25:47 with a caricature and I'm not sure they
25:49 nailed it by the way. I'm not going to
25:52 look I It's not a great likeness. Keith,
25:55 are you saying that's like me or I'm
25:57 like you? Is that you or one of the
25:59 golden
26:02 girls? Put it Put it up
26:05 again. It could be David Letterman. It's
26:08 either Letterman or it's either It's
26:09 either Rose from the Golden Girls. I'm
26:11 not really sure. But well, you had to
26:12 run through that when you when you were
26:14 going through Look at that. What's the
26:16 MBE for services to to shiping?
26:22 What was a member of the British Empire?
26:24 And what what did you get that for? uh
26:26 service to football. Well,
26:28 congratulations.
26:34 When did they when did they give you
26:35 that? Was there an incident or was it
26:37 was it just for your a wonderful career,
26:39 but when I don't know of any other
26:41 footballer who's got that? The
26:42 government got in touch with North to
26:44 see if I would accept the award and of
26:46 course um they then forwarded on to me.
26:49 Would you take it? And I said yes, I
26:50 would.
26:51 The interesting part about that is
26:53 Princess Anne came out about three or
26:54 four years later and she was having a a
26:57 turn at the um government house and they
27:00 said, "Would you like to come and be as
27:01 part of the crew?" And I said, "No, I've
27:03 got a North Melbourne function.
27:08 Tell her to get down there and tell her
27:10 old member of the British Empire." So,
27:12 one of the remarkable things, you're
27:14 nine games into your career. 1971's your
27:16 first year. You're nine games in and
27:17 then you get picked to play for Victoria
27:19 in now. I say that again. Nine games
27:22 nine games into your career. There you
27:23 are there wearing the Now I tried to
27:25 find crowd figures today. A lot of the
27:27 reports you said it was a sellout. Do
27:28 you remember how many people It looked
27:30 absolutely heaving the MCG. It was
27:32 massive. A lot of people there and as
27:34 you said first game for myself and also
27:36 Jeff Southby who I think played nine
27:38 games had played as well. And the first
27:40 game you'd ever played at the MCG. First
27:41 game at the MCG. So how did you get told
27:44 that you've been picked in the Victorian
27:45 team? Uh, I got a phone call from the
27:48 club saying, "You're playing for
27:49 Victoria on the surf." That was it. And
27:51 that was it. That was it. And was it
27:53 overwhelming when you got out there? And
27:56 not really. Yeah. Um, and not that I
27:58 took it in my stride, but it was
27:59 something that I wasn't expecting. Um,
28:02 and then it just all happened. So, it
28:04 happened. And then a couple of years
28:05 later, you win the first of your two
28:07 backto-back brown lows in 73 and 74. I
28:10 mean, these were the golden years of the
28:11 Brown Lo, the Southern Cross. chaos and
28:14 pe movement all over the place and the
28:16 captain's up the top. Yeah. Did you Did
28:18 you go into 73 thinking you were a
28:21 chance of winning? Not really. Um the
28:24 thing about the Brown Lo back in those
28:25 years was they kept all the votes to the
28:29 very end. So they shuffling the votes so
28:30 that at the end it wasn't round by
28:32 round. So it came that the guys who were
28:35 most likely to win it win the last five
28:38 or six votes. Y and that's how they did
28:40 it. It looks like it looks like a fun
28:42 night. Jimmy, look. It looks Oh, no.
28:44 Winter one. It was nerve-wracking if
28:45 you're there and you you're part of the
28:47 top, you know, guys that have got a
28:49 chance of winning. Well, 74 you were um
28:52 you won that was your second, but you
28:53 were Kevin Bartlett was the favorite one
28:55 and and you defeated him. How was that
28:59 received in the room by the Richmond
29:01 faithful? Not well. Not well. He was he
29:05 was a white hot favorite, wasn't he? He
29:06 was. He won every award. I bobbed up. I
29:09 didn't know until about two or three
29:11 days later. There's actually a bit of a
29:13 scuffle in the the ballroom of the
29:15 southern. That doesn't sound like the
29:16 Richmond officials. I know. Who was the
29:19 Who was the scuffle between? I think the
29:22 chap at Richmond was Max Presley,
29:24 Postley, Alan Johnson, and Max Richie.
29:27 All right. They just weren't happy. They
29:29 just punched on and they just punched
29:30 on. Tell you what, it was a different
29:32 time, sir. A better time. By the way, no
29:34 spirited. No, they're absolutely
29:36 spirited. The brown coverage at the
29:37 moment could do with the disagree with
29:40 that. So 71's your first year of what
29:43 became a glorious career as a North
29:45 Melbourne player and Barass Ron Barassi
29:47 joined a couple of years later in 73. I
29:50 mean one of the giants of the game
29:51 alongside yourself. Could tell us about
29:53 the influence that Barass had on on your
29:55 footy club. Well, we were all very young
29:57 when he first came to the club and of
29:59 course he had that all that success. So
30:01 um bit aruck really of what was what was
30:04 happening. and got Barassi as the coach
30:05 and we're trying to fulfill and live to
30:08 what he's preaching and telling us how
30:10 to play footing. Well, he did the 1
30:11 percenters and all that thing before the
30:13 season started and how you don't do this
30:15 and don't do that. Always had to carry a
30:17 football with us in the car so you
30:18 touching it all the time. So all those
30:20 sort of things led into the season we
30:23 had. He was notoriously a hard task
30:25 master and he could deliver a vicious
30:27 spray and and he particularly used to
30:30 take to you. You were on the receiving
30:32 end of a couple of beauties. Yes,
30:35 Keith. You've done the typical bloody
30:39 thing. The ball's gone over. You could
30:41 have run and intercepted that first goal
30:44 or second goal, what it was. And you
30:46 probably don't even know what I'm
30:47 talking about, do you? Bloody right.
30:54 Talk us through it. He was right. I
30:56 didn't know what he's talking about.
30:59 Can you just for those of us who never
31:02 cpped a spray from the great man, what's
31:05 it like to be in the headlights? Um,
31:06 look, I didn't mind the sprays about
31:08 footy, but it's all the personal stuff
31:09 that sort of got to me towards the end.
31:11 Yeah. Um, and I had a meeting with him
31:13 after 79 season and said, "If this keeps
31:16 up, I'm out." What? Yeah. You said to
31:19 Brass, "If you keep lining me up, had a
31:21 meeting in Ron Joseph's office after the
31:23 79 uh last game. said he and we called
31:26 him in and I c I was in there with him.
31:28 I said, "If you're going to keep on
31:29 doing what you're doing, I'm out." He
31:31 said, "What do you mean you're out?" I
31:32 said, "Well, I'm not going to play here
31:33 anymore. I'm going to try and go to cart
31:35 and
31:37 Oh, Keith. Oh, you know how to hurt. You
31:40 can play."
31:43 So, what happened then? He said, "What
31:44 do you want me to do?" He I said, "Just
31:46 leave me alone and you know, leave me to
31:48 my works and what I do in footy 1980."
31:53 Um, never spoke to him for the whole
31:55 year. For the whole year. We acknowledge
31:56 each other as we passed. Nod and that
31:59 was it. How'd you go that year? Pretty
32:01 good. Yeah, pretty good. Yeah. You won
32:03 the You won the Sid Bark. You won the
32:05 best in. Yeah. So, you went okay. You
32:07 know what? After this show, we might
32:08 have Well, we should try that. I didn't
32:10 try that. Yeah, I wouldn't mind that at
32:12 all. Can you tell Sam?
32:16 I'm happy to give that a go. So C, can I
32:18 just be C won 79. They would have won 80
32:21 and 81 and 82. You would have
32:24 been that's that's to be fair. Can I
32:27 just defend uh your old coach by the way
32:28 and know that was a great spray that he
32:30 gave you. But um this one here that he
32:32 gave Daryl Sutton now listen the great
32:34 thing about Ron Barassi, he could
32:36 absolutely he was brutally berating you
32:38 but he'd also clarify and give a reason.
32:44 you are a I'll tell you why.
32:49 Hey, I don't mind being personal attacks
32:51 as long as you tell me why.
32:53 That's the key. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The
32:55 good thing about him though was if he
32:57 gave you a serve um you could walk into
33:00 the club rooms an hour later and he
33:02 wouldn't think anything more of it. It's
33:03 all passed gone under the bridge. Can we
33:05 just point out by that's that's morass
33:07 miked up.
33:09 Can you imagine if he wasn't miked up?
33:11 Exactly. When he was giving you a serve,
33:12 did you ever remind him you had an MBE?
33:14 Yeah.
33:16 No, I didn't. Let's get on to the good
33:18 stuff. 75. It all comes together in 75.
33:22 But this is a magnificent team.
33:25 Wow. Characters in this team that you're
33:28 part of and the great players. The 5year
33:29 rules, but the 10 year rules been
33:30 invoked. You were at the peak of your
33:32 powers. You'd lost 74. Can you remember
33:35 much about the buildup to the 75 grand
33:37 final? Honestly, I can't. Um, the only
33:40 thing I can remember is there when Barry
33:43 Davis got the cup and we started to do a
33:44 lap at the end of the game and then
33:46 going back to the Southern Cross. Look
33:48 at these scenes back at Arden Street on
33:51 the back of a semi-trail. Fantastic
33:53 scenes. Back of a semi-trail.
33:54 Unbelievable. Of celebration. Here's the
33:57 players pulling their hair down. There's
33:59 Maggie
34:01 Thatcher is is there Baress gave him or
34:04 her a big
34:05 serve up on your MBE. Princess Anne I
34:10 think was there you play you played in
34:12 that was that was 75 you won but you
34:13 played in five grand finals the club in
34:16 in a row successive years did you should
34:18 you have won more yeah the talent we had
34:20 coming through the doors was
34:21 unbelievable but then again if you speak
34:23 to the Hawthorne guys they they should
34:24 have won more in that time well let's
34:26 talk about 76 um where
34:29 you were the subject of a couple of
34:31 murderous incidents from the great Lee
34:34 Matthews here's the first and this bang
34:38 That hurts. Um, that's the first of two.
34:43 Wow. I don't know how you got up from.
34:45 And here's a second one. Now
34:48 you tell me, Keith, do you do you think
34:51 Lee was targeting him?
34:55 Do you think Hawthorne may have had a
34:57 chat and said, "This is their best
34:58 player. We need to make sure he doesn't
35:01 walk off this field." We knew he was
35:03 going to not be like that, but I was
35:06 given the task of playing on him in that
35:08 game in the back pocket in the forward
35:09 pocket. Um, I knew when the handle would
35:12 come from Paul Falton, I knew people
35:13 were coming. You just have to keep on
35:15 going and knowing it was Lee. Well, good
35:18 luck. Can I just suggest that is no way
35:21 to treat a member of the British Empire.
35:22 No, that is a very good point. That is
35:24 an excellent Lee should be better than
35:26 that.
35:27 I would have thought at the tribunal
35:29 that was an open and shut case, but
35:33 remember it's just as simple a time and
35:36 the verdict may not have gone your way.
35:41 Matthews appeared before the league
35:42 tribunal on a striking charge, but was
35:44 cleared on a technicality. Umpire Della
35:47 reported him for using his left hand
35:48 instead of his right against
35:51 Greg. Well,
35:55 nothing to see here. Uh, Coach Clear. If
35:59 only there was video footage. Exactly.
36:01 Exactly. Hey, Keith, don't go any.
36:03 There's plenty more we want to talk to
36:04 you about. It's a spectacular career and
36:05 we're loving you being part of the show.
36:07 Keith Green is going to stick with
36:09 Thanks for having this.
36:13 [Music]
36:15 [Applause]
36:19 Welcome back to the show. I think the
36:21 three of us up here agree the greatest
36:24 kick greatest kick in the history of
36:26 footy. Malcolm Blight, Princess Park,
36:28 1976 against Carlton. Mickey, it may
36:30 never have happened without you. You
36:32 have front row seats to this and you
36:33 come up at this point. Malcolm seems
36:36 confused. Siren's gone. Siren has gone.
36:39 Here you come and you give him
36:42 advice. What did you say to Malcolm
36:44 before the greatest kick in AFL history?
36:48 I said to him, for God's sake, kick a
36:50 point. Were you? Yeah. He ended up
36:52 kicking a goal. But interestingly,
36:53 before this guy, look at this. He kicked
36:56 some of boom shaka laka. Two amazing
36:58 goals before that, too. He did. He did.
37:00 Yeah. To get us back into that position
37:02 where he kicked that winning goal. Well,
37:04 you you had you were standing right next
37:05 to him. Could you could you see straight
37:06 away? Could you tell like the sound of
37:09 it off his boot? Did you know that he
37:10 hit I've actually tried to measure it.
37:12 I've actually been to Princess Park and
37:14 walked it. And what what have you?
37:16 Probably 80. Yeah. And it went through
37:17 post. According to Malcolm, it's
37:21 120. Um, but as you say, 80, I reckon
37:24 80. It was It was the most I look at I
37:27 look at that footage and I just feel
37:28 like a craven cigarette.
37:31 No, you don't. No, you're not anymore.
37:35 Okay. Know yours. The best kick you've
37:37 ever seen. Yep. Yep. Um, North Melbourne
37:40 had its 150th uh anniversary celebration
37:43 in 2019 and a great honor was bestowed
37:46 upon you, rightfully so. the top 10
37:48 players in the history of the footy club
37:49 and you came in at number two behind the
37:52 great one here of
37:57 course there there's hardly an honor
37:59 that can be bestowed upon a footballer
38:02 that hasn't been bestowed upon you but
38:04 how does that sit with you second
38:07 terrifically um Kerry is by far I think
38:10 if you spoke to any other player any
38:11 other supporter of any other club they
38:13 would also say that Kerry is number one
38:15 at North and
38:17 goes without saying. The next two to 20
38:21 you could throw in the air and wherever
38:22 they landed, you'd be happy with that
38:24 position. I think you Well, that's very
38:26 humble. That's very humble. And that's
38:28 probably something Malcolm Blight could
38:32 learn because cuz we had Malcolm on this
38:35 program and I asked him about his
38:37 position as six and he wasn't quite so
38:39 generous.
38:41 I'm going to say it. I don't think
38:43 that's high enough. I had over at least
38:44 top four at North. You would have
38:46 yourself higher than that. No doubt.
38:49 Probably humility would have one time
38:51 stopped me from saying that, but yes,
38:52 you're right.
38:55 I'll put him on the podium. He's there.
38:57 He's in the He's in the top three, I
38:59 reckon. Just pure talent. Was he as good
39:02 a player as he ever played? Like just
39:03 football talent. Just do all the things
39:05 that a lot of people would like to do
39:06 and can't. But he had it on string most
39:08 of the time. Yeah. Keith, you played in
39:10 a wonderful era of footy in a era where
39:12 I would think that footy cards may have
39:14 um may have It may have been that there
39:18 and cuz this one here of you. Um, look,
39:22 you just look shocked, mate. I don't
39:23 know what
39:25 uh it's like it's like the photographer
39:26 took you by surprise.
39:28 Or um or are you a vampire?
39:33 That's That's worth $3 that card. Now,
39:35 what's that? That's worth $3 that card.
39:36 Now, that's a that's the Scandins was a
39:39 one. That was a good era. This scan that
39:42 was that was a top era. He does look
39:44 shocked. Vampiry in that one. What are
39:46 you? 612.
39:49 You know what? He he does look shocked.
39:51 You got all your footy cards? Yes. Yes.
39:54 I respect that, Keith. Got a G got a
39:57 theory though as to why you may have
39:58 looked may have looked a little bit
40:00 shocked at at being taken because I
40:04 reckon you may have seen your teammate
40:06 Wayne Shimlush have his photo card
40:10 tak
40:12 what's going on Mickey I look at that I
40:14 know this that's a great Wayne Shimbush
40:16 and I I feel like slipping $20 into his
40:18 shorts
40:20 I don't know what he's what's he doing
40:22 what he's doing the closes you have to
40:24 do diapers Hold on. I would just say I'm
40:27 Wayne Shimbush. I'm not doing that. We
40:30 didn't have to do that that pose. What's
40:32 the socks he's wearing? They're not even
40:34 North Melbourne socks.
40:36 There's a guy running laps in the
40:38 background. I don't think you Now that
40:40 you've thought these through. Well,
40:41 you're getting $20 a card. You do
40:43 anything, would you?
40:45 That's extraordinary. Ah, Keith, we
40:48 haven't had this for a couple of weeks.
40:50 So, it's a joy. It's back to have it
40:51 back. It's time to have trip train.
41:01 Just wet the whistle. Make sure I'm
41:03 fresh. Sounds like you're bunkering in
41:04 for a bit. I've got the great Keith Greg
41:08 here. It's a big big thrill. Big big
41:10 thrill. Four or five questions. Should
41:12 Wouldn't have thought so.
41:15 I got You know how drip pray works,
41:16 don't you, Keith? I do. You know, just
41:18 I'll ask some questions. Short punchy
41:20 answers. You can pass if you want. Yep.
41:22 Okay. Toughest opponent. They're all
41:24 tough. That's That's not what mate.
41:28 No. Can I ask Can I Robert Flower? Did
41:31 you ever play a great player? Always
41:34 always had to be. Well, w just some of
41:37 the great wingmen that you played
41:38 against instead of You don't have to
41:39 name your toughest, but it was a it was
41:40 a gold. Yeah, it was Nikki Turner, Kenny
41:43 Fletcher, Val Pervic, Brian Wood.
41:47 Yeah. Bel Perovvic went to went on to be
41:48 a center half back in a Premiership.
41:50 Played in the wing at Silda. Yep.
41:52 Jeff Tunning was a good player. Yeah, a
41:55 good player. And then we had all the BS
41:57 from Fitzroy came through and then South
42:01 Melbourne Quirky Hawkins early in his
42:03 career. Yeah. So, a lot of great
42:05 players. Great wingman. Sorry. Really
42:08 good.
42:10 All right. This is This has been drip.
42:16 Sorry.
42:18 I've got good stuff here. I got good
42:20 stuff. on behalf of the tour. I'm sorry
42:22 about that. Pick it up. We're just
42:23 excited about having Keith. No, I'm
42:25 excited too. All right. We saw Barass
42:27 Keith. What about a coach you'd wish
42:29 you'd been coached by? Oh, yeah. Um Tom
42:33 Hayy.
42:35 Oh, he would have wouldn't he would have
42:37 been tougher than Ron, wouldn't he? He
42:38 was a player's coach. Yeah, Tom.
42:40 Absolutely. Unlike
42:45 prematchwood legend. Pre-match routine.
42:48 Uh I used to sit in a corner like Johnny
42:50 go and sit in the corner and just kept
42:52 away from everybody and that's probably
42:54 where they were getting in the zone.
42:55 Were you getting in the zone? Did you
42:56 listen to music or anything? Just
42:58 relaxed and sort of zoned out. Really?
43:00 Well, you didn't like training, did you?
43:01 You didn't like sort of training. I
43:03 didn't mind the training side. I didn't
43:04 like the running. Right. Training. Well,
43:07 lucky lucky it's not a big part of the
43:08 game. No, that's true. Um who was your
43:11 favorite teammate? Just your f Good.
43:13 Good guy. Good good company. Good guy.
43:15 Mc Nolan. Oh, Mick Nolan. Oh, yeah.
43:17 Yeah. Yeah, the galloping gasometer,
43:19 right? Um, all right. That's uh some
43:21 hard-hitting footy stuff. Now, we'll
43:23 just get to What's your favorite movie?
43:25 Oh, uh, Godfather. Oh, [ __ ] One, two,
43:29 or three? One. Yeah. One. One. Have you
43:32 seen three? Yes. What do you think? Um,
43:35 as I go on, you sort of get to know what
43:37 they're going to do. Uh, the first one I
43:39 thought was exceptional. It's a good
43:41 It's a good All right. Favorite TV show
43:43 growing up?
43:45 Uh Mickey Mouse Club.
43:51 Well, got the great Keith Greg here and
43:53 he says Mickey Mouse Club. He was a He
43:56 was a kid once upon a time. First car,
43:59 Keith. Uh HR Holden. That sounds uh What
44:03 color? Blue. Okay. This This is not your
44:07 first car. What number car is this? This
44:09 is yours. Let's look at that one. That
44:11 is my second car. Really? Yeah. Jeez.
44:14 How many speeding tickets did you get in
44:16 that? Quite a few. Quite a few. That's a
44:19 Did you buy Did you How long did you
44:20 have that one? Did you buy that? Is that
44:22 That's a bold choice in color. Oh, I
44:24 bought it uh 2 years after the HR and
44:27 then I had it for 2 years and then um a
44:30 truck ran into my wife in the car and
44:32 smashed it. So, I didn't get it back.
44:34 All right. I'm not going to lie. That's
44:35 taking a bit of a turn.
44:39 the
44:44 uh don't worry I'll get no one
44:47 got and and boy drip tray is out in some
44:51 deep water.
44:53 So you don't worry it's a great thing I
44:56 drip tray cuz there's always another
44:57 question coming and I'll I'll get us
44:59 back with you. You never know where
44:59 you're going. This would be a good time
45:01 for favorite color.
45:03 Don't be silly.
45:05 Favorite What's your What's your
45:07 favorite food? What's your favorite
45:09 food, Kate? Favorite food? Um, sitel? I
45:13 love chicken or ve? Chicken. Oh, that's
45:15 that's controversial. Um, no.
45:19 No, ve would have been controversial.
45:22 Chicken. It's good to go. Yeah,
45:24 absolutely. Uh, any any hobbies, Keith
45:26 Greg? No hobbies. No hobbies. No
45:29 hobbies.
45:30 She's very strong on that, by the It's
45:32 like a freaking like an aggressive No, I
45:34 don't have any. What do you do in your
45:35 free time? At work. He's still working
45:38 as a No, no, no, no, no. When you're
45:40 working, you're working. When you're not
45:42 working, what are you doing? Work.
45:45 I can see why Barass didn't like
45:50 I He's making a suit out of human skin.
45:55 He He just can't tell us at the moment.
45:57 He's all right. What about Jeez, I've
46:00 got so many here. What about uh let's
46:02 just try one more. Two. Two more. Two
46:04 more. No, one more. Two more. No. Oh,
46:06 come on. I don't know why you're
46:08 handcuffed, Limbo, but anyway, that's
46:09 fine. Um, can you can you ever can you
46:12 remember a nice thing that Ron Barassi
46:14 ever said to you?
46:16 Uh, no, not really.
46:20 All right, let's wrap it up. Let's wrap
46:21 it up. Favorite color? Magenta.
46:26 Is that the name of the cat? That's the
46:28 hat. No, I'm joking. No, that's it. It's
46:30 royal blue. Royal blue. Sorry. Sorry,
46:32 Keith. I got to take your first answer.
46:34 Peas. The last one. It's my big finish.
46:36 Keith Greg, what's your favorite
46:38 vegetable?
46:40 Uh, peas.
46:44 Peas are good. Or like with like a mint.
46:46 Mint. No, just normal peas.
46:49 Team that with a snitle and you are
46:51 home. Exactly. Variety of uses too,
46:54 Pete. You're done. I've had enough.
46:55 Okay, that was drip tray.
47:00 Keith. Um, well, Sam,
47:05 uh, let's go, Keith. As soon as we knew
47:07 you were coming on the show a few weeks
47:08 ago, we're all excited. It's been an
47:10 absolute joy to meet you for the first
47:11 time, and thanks for letting us share
47:13 some with you
47:15 tonight. Bring our special guest, the
47:17 multi up next. Don't go anywhere. We're
47:19 here.
47:20 [Applause]
47:23 [Music]
47:24 [Applause]
47:34 Welcome back to the show. It's your
47:35 thumb. We're here for how good. It's a
47:37 joy to have you with us. What a great
47:38 time it was had by all with Keith.
47:40 Unbelievable. Oh, hello. The contract's
47:42 out. I'm just uh having a look at your
47:44 contract, Samuel, and uh I think you're
47:48 contractually obliged uh according to
47:50 subsection
47:51 3 to do something in SEG 5 tonight. You
47:55 never do anything. You don't do anything
47:56 in the multi and you're obliged. Well,
47:59 no one can say
48:00 [Laughter]
48:03 if Could you just initial
48:05 this while we That's my contract, by the
48:08 way. There's a comma missing. Anyway, um
48:11 if I you are contractually obliged
48:14 according to this document document.
48:17 Happy to happy to I know sometimes I'm a
48:19 bit quiet in SEG five, but I something
48:22 caught my eye. Mari, hats off to the
48:25 Western Bulldogs marketing and sales
48:27 department, but you can have your Lexus,
48:30 you can have your Emirates, you can have
48:31 your Hungry Jacks, you can have your um
48:34 Macka's KFC. I can't can't think of a
48:37 beer right now. Um the uh but this hats
48:42 off to the Western Bulldogs because on
48:43 the weekend if you look at the banner
48:45 they landed the big fish. They landed
48:47 the white whale. The white whale. That's
48:50 right. The Altona
48:51 stationers. They have landed the big one
48:55 down there. That's amazing. If you're
48:57 ever in
48:58 Altona and you ever need
49:01 stationers or stationery, that's where
49:04 you go. That's the place you go. That
49:06 sounds like a third party agreement. All
49:09 I'll say is this fountain pen needs a
49:11 new nib. Yeah, that's all I'll say. And
49:14 all I'm saying is our we could use a new
49:16 printer cuz there's a lot of blank
49:17 pages.
49:19 That's very true. Well, there's a
49:20 printer run out of ink. Well done to me.
49:23 Punch anyone.
49:24 Well done, Toner. You know what we're
49:27 saying. What do you want? A protractor
49:29 or something? I wouldn't mind a
49:30 protractor. I'm doing your compass.
49:32 What's the one that goes like this? It's
49:34 the compass. Okay,
49:37 I'll have one of those too, please. Hey,
49:41 round 12. The first manil folder. Do
49:44 they have Manila folders? Diamond
49:45 doesn't those things. Uh, round 12. Four
49:48 teams have got the buy this week. So,
49:49 there's seven games to play Friday
49:51 night. It's going to be a belter.
49:52 Absolute belter. Can Adelaide get over
49:54 the Sydney Swans? They should. They're
49:56 going well enough to do it. Can
49:57 Melbourne stay on a roll? There's some
49:59 good questions to be answered over a
50:01 good round of matches in round 12. So, a
50:03 bit to look forward to. That means it's
50:05 time for this. Mix multi.
50:08 [Music]
50:10 Yes.
50:13 Get on board. This is going to be a
50:14 great multi. Got a very good feeling
50:16 about this. Let's hop straight into it
50:18 tonight. It's piping hot. Uh first up
50:21 now during the Hessen and Richmond
50:23 clash. Eddie Betts gave this medically
50:26 in-depth insight into why Mason Redmond
50:29 had to leave the field. Should we head
50:32 to Eddie? Uh, Red Men just ran off
50:35 before the half started straight down to
50:36 the toilet. He just came back up just
50:38 then holding his tummy and just took a
50:40 couple of tablets and he's sitting on
50:41 the bed saying must got a sore
50:47 tummy tummy. He's got to sum tum. I'd
50:50 like to wager he also needed some talcum
50:53 powder on his botbot.
50:58 Can I Can I No, I've got the list of
51:01 injuries here. Yeah. What else you got?
51:03 Oh, well, Zach Merritt is undergoing a
51:05 test for an ouchie.
51:09 Nate Caddy came off at 3/4 time. He
51:11 needed to be burped.
51:14 Right now, he's under the burp
51:15 protocols.
51:17 Well, Andrew McGra, he's out for 3 weeks
51:18 with nappy rash. So, anyway, you get the
51:21 idea. It's trouble down there. Thanks.
51:23 You can't have it. You can't have it.
51:25 Why not? You can't have it. But, how
51:27 about you have Jesse Hogan to kick four
51:29 or more against the Tes $25? What do you
51:31 All right, second leg now. And great
51:34 scenes in the UK. I love the glossy
51:36 cheese rolling. It's an annual event.
51:37 And they're back, baby. And look at them
51:39 go. A 10 lb cheese goes down the hill.
51:44 And it's like here they come. It's like
51:48 a killing field.
51:54 All chasing a 10 lb cheese. Now, hey,
51:58 now listen.
51:59 Don't don't you've mentioned that cheese
52:01 is involved. Don't do it. Don't do if
52:04 what I think you're going to do and what
52:06 you always do when there's any food
52:08 related clips.
52:10 I'd like to wag you Matt Preston has won
52:12 that event for three
52:15 years in a row.
52:18 You can't have it. Give my best mate.
52:19 You can't have
52:20 it. Bailey Smith. Three years in a row.
52:23 He's one. you get 30 or more against
52:26 West Coast, they'll give you 190. All
52:28 right, great. Third leg. Now, this is a
52:31 tradition in America. I don't know if
52:32 you know much about it. When they
52:33 graduate, they have a commencement
52:35 ceremony and there's usually a keynote
52:38 speaker and it's a great opportunity to
52:40 hear someone great to talk and it's
52:42 usually like an ex-president like Barack
52:44 Obama or a Bill Gates or even a
52:46 Seinfeld, someone huge. Well, I'd like
52:50 to wager that these graduated graduates
52:53 would have been too impressed when this
52:54 guy stepped up to the
52:56 podium. Hi,
52:58 [Music]
53:01 everybody. Hello. I mean, wow. Look at
53:04 this crowd. Look at all these graduation
53:06 caps with their decorations. Wow.
53:09 What? Couldn't get Mr. Snuffalopagus.
53:16 What do you got?
53:19 That's no good writing
53:21 that one. No, you can't have it. How
53:24 about you have Nick Blake? What's Kermit
53:26 the Frog going to show? What's he going
53:27 to What's he going to tell us? I like
53:28 Kermit the Frog. What What do you like
53:30 about him? He's a He's a very very
53:33 overrated character. He holds that show
53:35 together. Uh, how about you have Nick
53:37 Blakey? That would You'd be the Kermit
53:39 of the Frog of this show then, would
53:40 you?
53:41 Maybe that's why Maybe that's why I'm
53:43 drawn to him. Guys, guys, I I wouldn't
53:45 be loitering at the scene of this one.
53:49 How about you take this? I'd be I'd be
53:51 getting out of here quick. How about you
53:52 have Nick Blake in your 20 or more
53:54 against the Crows and you can have a
53:56 dollar 87 for that. We already put Watch
53:58 me boot this home. Watch me win them
54:01 back with the the ones that are still
54:03 here.
54:05 This is uh the final leg, leg four. Uh
54:08 now when attempting to nail a trick at a
54:12 skate park, you got to pull it off.
54:16 Yeah. And now have a look. There it
54:18 goes. So far so good. Yeah. B. What
54:21 could go wrong?
54:23 Oh jeez.
54:26 Why' you wager he has what Eddie Bets
54:29 would call a sore tummy one?
54:32 Yes. Can I have it? You can't have it.
54:35 No, you can't. But how about you have
54:37 Scott Pendlebury up over 22 and a half
54:39 against you 187. What do you reckon?
54:41 I'll bag it up. Let's have a look. It's
54:43 paying. There it is. 1428. There you go.
54:48 If you like the look of it, get on the
54:50 feed in the sports bet app, find and
54:52 follow Mix Multi, and of course, place
54:54 your bet. The last shout is coming up
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55:31 Family violence harms too many
55:33 Australians each year. Family violence
55:35 is a national disgrace. We need to call
55:37 it out. It needs to change. We have a
55:40 shocking level of domestic violence in
55:42 Australia. Domestic violence and any
55:44 abuse is just not on. Don't do it and
55:47 don't stand for it. Let's give
55:49 Australian families the types of society
55:51 they deserve. Treat your family with the
55:53 love and care they deserve. By calling
55:55 out disrespect when we see it or hear it
55:58 and never making excuses for violence,
56:00 we can all play a role in ending
56:02 domestic violence against women in our
56:04 communities.
56:06 It's just not on is the name of the
56:07 campaign. It's an ep epidemic.
56:09 Behavior's got to change in Australia.
56:11 And there's a campaign that's been
56:13 launched this week. It's going to be
56:14 shown on the screens of the MCG on
56:17 Friday night. Uh it's we've got to do
56:19 something about it in Australia. There's
56:21 too much going on. and credit to you for
56:24 stepping up and being part of that. So,
56:26 good on you, mate. Enough's enough. Uh
56:28 it's our great shame. We have to deal
56:29 with it. We need to deal with it head
56:31 on. Indeed. Stop it. So, uh everybody at
56:34 the MCG on Friday night will be able to
56:36 see that in its in its full uh and
56:38 please heed the message uh and spread
56:41 the word. Of course, there are other
56:42 matters. Of course, can I take a moment?
56:45 And now, this is this is one of the
56:46 greatest things that's happened in a
56:49 long time. Uh my old school Peninsula
56:53 over the weekend had a famous victory
56:55 and the beat the greatest school had
56:58 football uh in this state for some time.
57:02 Peninsula for the first time in 65 years
57:04 has beaten the great Assumption College
57:06 and it's a fantastic Well done.
57:10 We have been trying for 65 years. Beat
57:13 him at home. Nathan Jones was the coach.
57:15 It's a 2hour bus trip from Mount Eliza 2
57:19 and 1 half hours. You go up there uh and
57:22 you generally you get beaten and you go
57:24 back. It was a horrific day. We always
57:25 wondered about this day and finally
57:27 Peninsula have done it. It's my old alma
57:29 mada. Yes.
57:33 Yesone.
57:35 Oh uh cop that assumption.
57:39 You're handling it very gracefully.
57:41 That's where you go. Mari Mar, where you
57:45 Marlin? They're undefeated so far. The
57:46 Eagles. So there you go. Big hello to
57:48 all the kids who go to state schools,
57:50 too.
57:53 What a dance. I'm going over to watch
57:55 that replay. Well done, Peninsula. Big
57:57 Freeze 11 just around the corner. Of
57:59 course, Birthday Monday. Fightmd.org.au
58:03 is the place to go. Scan the code. You
58:05 can pick up the beanies. They are the
58:06 symbol of your support. They are an
58:08 integral part of raising funds to beat
58:10 this dreaded dreaded disease. Back down
58:13 here in next week. Yeah, you can either
58:14 get them at
58:15 fight.org.au. You can go to Cooh's
58:17 Bunnings selected shell outlets of
58:19 course to grab your beanie and be part
58:21 of the blue M andd army and fight this
58:24 horrific thing. And Neil Danahert and
58:27 the Danaher family continue to be heroes
58:29 to all of us. Um next week going to be a
58:32 good show. Craig McCrae calling with
58:33 coach joining us on the show going to be
58:35 fantastic. Arian Titmas of course great
58:37 Hawthorne supporter one of Australia's
58:39 greatest ever sports people. She going
58:41 to join us on the show as well. It's
58:43 been a joy tonight. Thanks to Malcolm
58:45 Turble. Thanks to Lawrence and a massive
58:48 thanks
58:50 to how good. Thanks for watching. See
58:52 you next week. Bye for now.
58:54 [Applause]
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