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This episode of the "Unsubscribe" podcast features a free-flowing, often chaotic conversation among the hosts, covering a wide range of topics from personal anecdotes and movie discussions to social commentary and a significant fundraising drive for autism charities.

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Kev's like, "No, I've never seen Lord of

the Rings." I haven't seen Lord of the

Rings. We're going to fight. Cool. You

slept with Megan Fox. I slept with

Merill Street. On today's episode, I'm a

pretended beam. Say, are brown people

real? Jesus Christ.

Say hi to

Eli. He's racially ambiguous.

Brandon, his hair is [ __ ] fabulous.

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It is April. You all know what that

means. Wait, Eli, what does it mean? Oh,

you mean the sweet new autism merch?

Yes. Autism on the spectrum. The

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kicking ass and change some lives. I

love you all. You are amazing

humans. Kisses, Jamie, pull that [ __ ] up

right now. This is how the podcast

starts. Like, huh? Yep. Can't do that.

Like, that's a starting strong today.

Damn, this is a hard one. I've been

drinking for a while. Okay. We all have.

Don't worry about No, we don't drink.

Okay. Yeah. No one has. Well, we all

expected to uh just take it easy today

because your flight was this morning. I

I should be home by now, but apparently

Iowa decided it'd be cool if it snowed

12 in. Like was saying, this was this

was our like sober up day and then your

wife's like we saw the pictures that

your wife was sending you where it's

just white. The sky is white, the ground

is white. Like, you can't get away from

that [ __ ] So, you just can't go home

right now. Pretty much. Yeah. Now I'm

forced to stay here and drink with my

friends. It's a horrible thing. Sucks,

dude. Work. I'm sorry, man. I'm stranded

at work. As your dad cracks a beer. As

my dad cracks a beer in the studio

audience. A fate worse than death.

Three, two, one.

Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast.

Today, boys, I am joined today by Eli

Double Tap, bad electrician, Brandon

Herrera, myself, Donnut operator. We are

doing a boys episode today. Just us.

We're hanging out. Do we want to stop

the dogs? That's not my dog's fine. No,

he's barking, too.

There. All right, I will go outside and

we'll string them to death. Yeah, we

should. I yelled. What? Yeah, this

h let's just keep going. It'll be fine.

I think Eli, if it gets on your nerves.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll just It just goes by

right there. Welcome back. Unsubscribe.

I'll just go out there. Take him, you

know, take him down. Oh, nice and

peaceful again.

Cody's auditioning for the ATF. Yeah.

Yeah. This dog targets doggy types

popping. Yeah. My friend wanted to be

the director of it and I felt like I

should just get ahead of the game and

you know boop boop boop boop show up to

the ATF interview. All right, how many

dogs do I have to shoot before I can

carry guns on planes?

God, this is it's like the [ __ ] uh

like uh Chuck-E-Cheese where it's like

how many tickets do you have to get

before I get the big stuffed one?

How much have you guys drank? Don't

worry about it.

Really not bad. We just We're running on

no sleep, I think, is the problem. Yeah.

Yeah. We all slept like 4 hours. We were

up to like 3:00 4:00 a.m. in the

morning. Yeah. The past the past 3 days

have been like just a heavy one for us

cuz we did uh we did Demo's Demo's last

video ever allegedly. And like we're sad

he's going away allegedly. And then we

just, you know, all the boys are in town

at the same time. So we're just hanging

out and having fun, not sleeping. And

then Eli hits us up this morning and

says, "We're doing one more."

I'm not. I know. It's not your fault.

It's because God decided to come all

over, you know, Iowa.

You such a way with words. Can't help it.

it.

You heard it here from Cody. God wanted

me to be here to film this podcast. I'm

still I'm still not entirely convinced

that this isn't one very very elaborate

April Fool's joke from Demo Matt.

The timing is impeccable.

What I said he should do is like he

should release a video on April 1st.

Wasn't that his original plan? Well, I

think Well, what I think he should do is

just say, "I'm just kidding, guys. I'm

not retiring. I'm going to be around for

plenty more years." And then never

upload again. That'd be so good. That

gaslighting the audience would really

like, see, he did. Wait, I

confuse everyone with that on the day it

releases. I like that idea. You told me

your last video idea and it's not about

it. We're not going to talk about it. My

last video is going to be dope. It's It

was the best sendoff I've ever heard in

my life. I've been planning it since the

beginning. We can't tell anyone about

that though. I know. I don't ruin it.

You guys will see it one day years from

now. But I I approve. It's very very I

got like 60% of the way through a brain like,

like,

"Oh, that's going to be awesome, dude. I

hope it's better than mine." What's your

send off? I was gonna make someone do

fentanyl with a nil on their neck and

This is gonna be Cody's class. The

hardest part is finding a finding a man

God, we probably So, what what are we

keeping in these episodes? Not anymore.

I don't know.

I like shut up. I was I'm sorry, Beli.

I'm chilling right now. I'm I'm glad you

all are having a a good time. [ __ ] it.

Can I just Can I tell you my last video

and we can just edit it out. We'll cut

this part. Yeah. Start right now. But

what was your favorite part of this week?

week?

Oh, I have no idea. Driving out to not

getting pulled over. That was I didn't

get a ticket. I'm happy with that. I

just hanging out with everyone. seeing

like literally everyone at demos having

a good time shooting tanks, shooting

guns, blowing [ __ ] up, everyone getting

along. And then that you missed it. The

prime rib. That was really good. That is

the one thing I was like, Cody, he's

going to be pissed he missed the prime

rib. Did anybody I'm happy I got to meet

like a lot of people there I haven't met

before cuz Roman Atwood was out there.

I've never met him in person. That was

super cool to meet him.

Um, couple of other people were out

there. McFarland Cletus was there. Like

Weston Weston was cool as [ __ ] Jigging

with Jordan was there. Jordan.

Weston's the guy that like LS swaps

everything. He like bought a US military

Humvey, drove it all the way across the

US and then LS swapped it. Wait, is he

the one that was like redneck science?

Yeah, that dude. That's him. He's

awesome. His camera dude. Don't know

your name, but holy [ __ ] you're

autistic level of camera detail. That's

his brother, bro. He knew ca like he

knew cameras. I was like, "Oh, me." Oh.

Oh, [ __ ] Okay. What the I've never

heard Eli say that about literally

anyone else ever, right? I would by you

would you would go to like Christopher

Nolan's cinematographer and just be

like, "What a dipshit."

That guy knew everything. He's like,

"Oh, the C7 Stephanie." Oh, but that the

uh the DJI, not the DJI, the uh the D,

wait, is it the DG whatever sensor it

is? Yeah, he knew the specific sensor it

had. And that [ __ ] didn't even know

about the hidden f-stop, the secret

Konami code you can do on this camera.

This psychopath, I showed him cuz I

bought the new version of like DJI's

GoPro, the Action 5 for my vlog camera

for my Patreon [ __ ] And I was He's

like, "Oh, is it cool?" And I was like,

"Oh, yeah. I think it's pretty cool."

Whatever. They say it's the best one. I

showed it to him. He has one today. I

showed it to him yesterday. He has one.

He's like, "Yeah, I watched all the

videos. It's all programmed. It's

perfect. Give me yours." And then he did

stuff to it and now it's better. I don't

know what happened.

I'm not putting these away. Way to go.

Your dad's just

It's a good camera. You showed me

something cool and now I know it. I'm

like, "This is a dope [ __ ] camera."

What a week though, boys. What a week.

What did you guys enjoy? What was your

favorite part? I mean, Nick's dad

watching there at full volume on the

podcast is that was pretty dope. Me and

Brandon getting a concussion together,

but it was Nick's mom. Oh, that's not

Yeah, you guys got TBI together, so

that's fine.

Totally from that statement. Eat an

avocado. It's fine. That fire blast.

What are the comments on that? I don't

know. I haven't checked it since I

uploaded them. It's fine. That was No,

again, put up the [ __ ] video of just

you all getting blasted by fire. It's

just Well, it's it's like I looks like

you're standing like adjacent to I'm

standing in the What gun was that that

you guys shot that you all got TBI? So,

it was a German Pack 40 and apparently

it is the last firing one left in the

world. Jeez. Um so, incredibly cool

opportunity. I'm actually very jealous

that you got to shoot it cuz that's

really cool. I don't think I would want

to shoot it now actually having been

next to the break. You experienced the

worst part. Yeah, that was rough. You

got punched in the liver. What's up? You

got punched in the liver by the It

straight up felt like a grown ass man

slapped you in the liver firing that

gun. Like you thought you died. It was

rough. Well, cuz like it was it's like

moon dust out at drive tank. So like I

pulled the string, it hurt, and then I

couldn't see anything. I was like, "Oh

no, things went wrong." Oh no,

Just vomit blood. It's the same thing

that [ __ ] Scott and Adam felt

immediately after a trigger pull. It's

Oh, something has transpired. Oh, yeah.

They did it in the H. I can't wait to

see that in slow-mo. Also, your

reactions in slow-mo. I've seen it. I've

seen the slow-mo. It's pretty dope.

Also, the Drive Tanks guys made me feel

really stupid cuz like the whole time we

were out there, we shot the Pack 40 last

so we shot all the tanks first. And the

whole time I was like, how the are these

guys sighting in the tanks? cuz like

like they were hitting a head with a

tank which is pretty impressive. Like

what the what the [ __ ] kind of optics or

sighting system do they have in a

Sherman tank from 1946 and it was like

what the going on and then they started

lining up the Pac 40 for the shot. Well

the Pack 40 is just the gun and they

just opened up the chamber and the

dude's like looking down the barrel.

He's like a little to the left just

literally bore sighting in real life. I

was like oh that makes perfect sense.

I'm an idiot. I mean, if you want to

know where it's going,

that's how they were doing it.

Oh, accurate every time. See, that's a

good ass time. Except the Sherman. They

couldn't be accurate with the Sherman.

They wouldn't let us shoot that. They

made us shoot the Walker Bulldog. What's

wrong with the Sherman? Well, the

Sherman's the last driving firing

Sherman on Earth. And they believe it's

the most fired Sherman ever. And the

Germans or the the Sherman 76 millimeter

barrels are rated for like 200 rounds.

They said that one has over 5,000.

So it it's basically smooth boore at

this point. They're like, "We can't

guarantee shit." It straight up is

smooth boore. Like like 65 Creedmore is

[ __ ] after 5,000 rounds. Imagine a

30,000 ft per second tank projectile in

Yeah, my face is getting itchy. I like

it. Oh god, the [ __ ] you're

I like spicy energy drinks. Damn it. I'm

The brown guys don't even like spicy

energy drinks. It's perfect. And how is

that perfect?

Because spicy energy drinks operate on

the same principle as spicy food. Do I

like spicy food? It's okay. But it's way

more cool cuz I don't have to share with

my wife. Okay. She's Mexican. Huh? She's

Guatemalan. I was raised by white

people. Calm down.

My wife thinks mayonnaise is spicy. All right.

I just don't understand the concept of

like I I'm I'm also not one of those

guys that likes the taheen on the rim of

like a beer or whatever. Oh, it's

delicious. I I can't dois, bro. Uh you

like that wakes you up smelling smelling

watermelon Thai chili flavored actually.

Watermelon Thai chili actually is the

flavor. See, it doesn't smell bad. I I I

don't I'll try something vodka.

Oh, that might actually be kind of fun.

That's why I was like, you know what?

Yeah, it's one of the things of all

time. Oh, god. Can I Can I try it? Cuz I

cuz I think you now have some ownership.

Yeah, I bought into it. I love this

energy drink. It's aggressive.

It has prebiotics. Oh, no. Capsian.

Oh god. My my lips are so dry from being

at Oxford for 3 days. That probably

stung. That stung quite a lot.

Also, it tastes like [ __ ] No, it's delicious.

delicious.

I mean, it's aggressive. It's not for

everybody, I'll be honest. But I like

it. Oh, I I think it's probably It's If

you like taheen, you'd probably like

that a lot.

Okay. With the vodka, it's not Oh,

there's the spice. Yep. There. Not

spice. Capsian. Cody, what? Capsain.

Capsain. Cody, what's in pepper spray?

Uh, capsain.

Good. Excelon. It'll make you immune to

pepper spray, I think. Oh,

hello. What is that? You mean my ass?

That's nice, too. But I was talking

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You know birds don't taste spicy things.

Really? Yeah. Why did you ask one? Yeah,

dude. This bird told me the other day.

I was drunk as [ __ ] It was awesome.

Some birds, they don't they don't Was it

the crows from Dumbo that told you that, Cody?

Well, you know, the only reason things

are spicy is because it developed spice

so people wouldn't eat it or animals

wouldn't eat it. Watch me, [ __ ] Like,

we're like, "Yeah, we love this shit."

Well, then we invented the Mexicans.

Then we invented Mexicans. Yeah. Wait,

how does spice work with you? It's not

We don't It's not actually spicy or hot.

It is our receptors

and our brain react to it and that's

what creates the warming in the body. I

need to double check. I have no [ __ ]

idea. This this could be an urban

legend, but what I heard is that like

there's a re the reason why you see

spicy foods in regions close to the

equator is because it like tricks your

brain into, you know, uh like jump

starting your cooling systems or

whatever. So, there's a reason why like

Indians, Mexicans, like all everywhere

around the equator they none of those

people are cool. What are you talking

about? I say are brown people real Jesus Christ.

Christ.

Are brown people real 2025 donut

operator colorized? Literally can't wait

for your next run in Congress. God, the

hot sensation of spicy food isn't a true

temperature change, but rather the

activation of pain receptors in the

mouth, but triggered by components like capsation.

capsation.

Good. I remember something. I

don't stupid [ __ ] I learned. D. I think

the the the weirdest part of my life, we

keep talking about synchronicity and we

keep running into all these weird

things. This to your hair. This way.

This way. That way. One more time. Hold

on. I got you.

Yeah. There you go. Now you look you

look sharp. You look like a sharp sharp

young man. Yeah. You look like Albert

Einstein like 3 seconds ago. I'm only

here to impress everyone.

Hey, you guys dress different today,

too. Dress different. And I don't feel

like I'm going to get attacked by Agent

Smith the entire episode. This time we

did it. I was going to say they just

switch faces with their bodies. Let's

hold hands. Oh my god. What uh what was

you said your uh Where were you going

with that? Oh no. I was just going to

talk about uh [ __ ] Smoking Ed Curry.

I started a I started a skate shop in

Fort Mill, South Carolina. And little do

I know, the dude that has a a hot sauce

store beside me, it's the dude that

invented the Carolina Reaper and like

all sorts of other peppers and he does

all the hot sauces for hot ones at at

just the smallest world ever. We Well,

we didn't even Jesus invented the

Carolina Reaper. What? To what? Yeah.

Thought Jesus invented the Carolina

Reaper. No. Smoking at Curry invented

the Carolina Reaper. Isn't it like

stuff like wolves. That was wild.

Yeah, cuz like I started a skate shop

and I started like I started cooking. I

started doing cooking stuff on my vlog

channel and I was like, "Oh, dude, this

guy has a hot sauce store up here." So,

I went up to his house his hot sauce

store, got to talking to him and he's

like, "Yeah, I invented the Carolina

Reaper and invented this and invented

this and invented this." So, he cross

like like cross-pollinated a bunch of a

bunch of crazy [ __ ] And so that was a

small world type thing. And then we ran

into someone the other day. I We didn't

even tell that entire like any of that.

We were like because it was You didn't

know about this? No. Sean Ev. Yeah.

Phone number. And then Ryan Trhon.

What's that little blonde kid's name?

Ryan Tran. Tran. Uh we we went to a lot

of you. Yeah. Weird YouTube thing. Yeah.

Yeah. So uh you you were not here at

that time. I was in San Francisco for

the Yeah. you did the Young Americans

for Liberty thing. So, me and Eli went

up to Austin to a YouTube event and we

ran into Sean Evans who's, you know,

does Hot Ones, of course. We ran into

Ryan Trean, who's one of the biggest

upand cominging YouTubers ever. [ __ ] we

ran into uh who who ran the event? Rhett

and Link did it. Dude, I'm like I'm

getting the pictures and like the text

updates as you guys are like doing this

event. I'm over here in San Francisco

stepping over human [ __ ] and I'm like,

god damn it. Of course, of course I had

to miss out on the time. Me and Eli were

like, god damn, I wish Brandon was here.

Well, you're in Austin stepping over

human. We were like heroin needles and

all that stuff. Same same but different.

Same but hotter. Same same but less

taxes. It was also that it was getting

that invite to one of those random

YouTubers like, "Do you want to show

up?" And for the most part, show's the

one that put it together. She's like,

"Hey, do you guys want to go to this?" I

was like, "What? What is it?" And it was

like, whoa, it's a whole YouTube thing.

I was like, but what is it? Normally

those summits are basically for people

who aren't. Yes. Like big creators. It's

just like, oh, do you want to be a

YouTuber? Essentially is what those

usually are. Career dash. Yeah, pretty

much. Just like, oh, show up and random.

But this was a lot like we were in line

and then Ryan Treyan was like two ahead

of us like, yo, there's some big. And

then Rhett Link behind us. Oh, this is

like big boy YouTubers right now. We

walk in, they're serving free drinks. We

get all that [ __ ] It was food drinks.

And then uh they made that weird ass

milk drink, but filtered it a whole

bunch. Skittles milk something. And it

was Yeah. Yeah. Skittles milk sounds

disgusting. Same. I thought that, too. I

was like, "Fuck off. I'm not drinking."

Was a mythical kitchen. Well, wait a

minute. Did it taste like the milk after

you eat a bowl of Fruity Pebbles?

No, cuz it got rid of it was I don't

know. It was a weird I was like fruity

milk sounds great. Gross. Wait a minute.

Hold on. It was not bad. The post Fruity

Pebbles milk is actually kind of

delicious. Maybe they're on to

something. I'm just thinking of the uh

[ __ ] Sam Elliot. Show me the tits on

dude. It was it was show me the tits on

a kettle. It was fun walking out cuz

we're we're leaving on a shirt.

We left at the end of the night and uh

Sean Evans, he was like, "You're the guy

that does the body camera footage with

the cop stuff." And I was like, "Yeah,

dude. What's up? Nice to see you." He's

like, "I've been watching your videos

for a minute now." That was cool.

[ __ ] wild. It was a bunch. And the

WME, thank you for like having that

network there. I didn't realize they

also manage Shawn Evans and a lot of

other of the big guys. So that put that

network together. And then me and Cody

grabbing a drink. I was like, "Oh, Sean

is behind you." He's like, "What?" He

turned to like, "Oh, fuck." Oh, that is

actually Sean Evans. I was like, "Yeah,

what the is this little event?" Okay.

I'm just picture because I wasn't there.

I'm just picturing him like a Pokemon

where you turn around. Sean Evans. Sean.

Sean Evans. Evans. Sean, Matt Demon. We

were the oldest people there. Also, we

were absolutely the oldest people there.

[ __ ] yeah. Cuz what? I'm I'm 37, you're

40 now. We were just like,

we didn't know what to do with our

hands. We're like, okay. Everyone

was young. That's actually how we

started the combo with Sean was, hey,

like we're uh the agent like, oh [ __ ]

the old people are here. Dad or you?

Yeah, exactly. Well, it was the agent. I

was like, oh, old people, what's up?

Everyone's young. They start laughing

and then he's like, "Oh, what do you

do?" He's like, "Content creator flip

mind you." "Oh, w and me." I was like,

"Oh, [ __ ] Who do you work with?"

Grayson or them was like, "You know

Grace?" Like, "Yeah, they're our guys."

Like, "Oh." And then Sean was like, "Oh,

co like I know you. I [ __ ] know you

from somewhere." Oh, you do the murder

on YouTube. Yeah. I want to come shoot

guns. Yeah, it's me. I'm just picturing

like, you know, you have to like do

those like stupid like team building

like the gay team building exercises.

It's like Eli stands up. was like, "All

right, say uh two interesting facts

about yourself." Like, "Hi, I'm Eli. I

um I shot a man before most of you were

born. Sit back down."

A room full of [ __ ] YouTube kids.

Like, I play guitar.

Eli's funny. He's like, "Hi, I'm Eli. I

weigh probably the lightest. I can bench

press more than most of you, and I have

a handicap placard for parking."

Also, my son's autistic.

Ask him about destinations.

It's like, dude, especially after seeing

like like Ryan Trean there, everyone was

just young as [ __ ] there. How old is he?

24. God, he's a young kid. 19. Yeah,

exactly. He's pushing 19 million subs

cuz like Jimmy, Mr. Beast helps him out

with his stuff a lot cuz he's like what?

Jimmy's like what? 27 now. Something

like that. Ancient. Also, Rat is [ __ ]

monstrous. Just tall. He was tall. He

was two steps down and we Yeah, we were

sitting at the edge of the bar where

there were three steps. Yeah. Like he's

66, 67 or something like that. He's

monster on height. I was like, "God

damn, bro." Funny funny story. I went to

the same college as uh Rhett and Link.

Did not know that. Yeah. Middle of

nowhere. Buoys Creek, North Carolina.

Campbell University. They were uh they

were Campbell boys. They put on a good

uh they put on a good event. They were

they were sweethearts and they provided

drinks and it was just a fun time. It

was a fun time that I will give them a

shout out for that. They put on that

event and they went and walked to every

group of people and talked to each in

every group. That was really cool to

see. I was like, "Okay, that's really

good." Very nice people. It's really

nice that they're willing to network in

when you put it like that.

Sorry, that was not shape thrown. I just

thought that was really funny.

They also had other people. I I I used

to watch uh like I mean that's kind of

crazy cuz like growing up like in high

school and whatnot, we used to watch

like Good Mythical Morning and stuff

like that and just kind of I didn't know

like Sav's the only person that

introduced me to that stuff. I never

watched or heard of them before that and

then I was like, "Oh, this is my thing."

And then was like, "Oh, hey." I told her

like three days before. I was like, "Oh,

yeah. We're going to a little party

thing." She said, "Okay." It's

mind-blowing. It's like classical

YouTube, but like their ad for the

spanner, the like the uh catheter.

They did like a fake catheter ad like

pretending to be old people. It's God,

that skit's probably over 10 years old

now. But uh [ __ ] No, it's just old

school YouTube that you know they do m

music videos like you like Sav didn't

realize you used to do music videos back

when the algorithm still rewarded three

and a half minute content that used

copyrighted backing tracks. Can't really

do that anymore.

You have to play like Free Bird every

day. Yeah, as they get older they are

less impressed.

Uh what do you guys got going on in the

future though? What videos are we making

next, boys? Death. Uh, wait. What in

video? Sorry.

What to say? I'm running out of thing.

When I was 19, I wrote I wrote a

checklist. It was pretty short. You guys

got welcome to the podcast. We're all

just [ __ ] tired now. Yeah. I'm awake.

Eli's drinking an echelon right now. I

knew the Mexican half of him would love

it. You're going to be able to do math

so fast now. I'm actually I'm going to

try that mix with

try that mix with vodka. See if that's

any better. But drink the echelon. I

don't. It's the It's the healthiest

energy drink for you. All right. And now

you're just using talking points. Oh,

it's true. Is it really? No. Like legit.

There's It's legit. It's between this

and Jaco go for the healthiest energy

drinks you can drink. There's only

There's 300 millig of caffeine. Yeah,

this is aggressive.

Me, it's an aggressive energy drink, but

there's only seven ingredients that

aren't active. Whereas like most other

energy like all like C4 and Monster all

have like over 20. It's all just nasin.

Makes your skin burn. Yeah. Nasin. It's

basically pre-workout in a can if we're

being honest. But like I'm very drunk.

So it's got in like a bunch of nice.

It's got nasin beta alene. That's why my

face is itchy right now. It's a great

time. My favorite natural Thai chili

pepper extract. Delicious with the sucrossse.

sucrossse.

That's an active ingredient in there.

Whoever owns uh Echelon is a very aside

from you as well uh very very uh big fan

of spice. I love it. Spicy food. We have

You want to know what our new flavor is?

You'll hate communist 300 times faster.

some spunk. Yeah. I always forget. I

haven't drank it like I'll take a sip at

Cody's house and then completely forget.

Which by the way, Echelon, thank you for

This is like that. Have you seen that uh

the the bit from uh Shane Gillis's

podcast where uh they did the the

BetterHelp ad and it was like it was

like their last BetterHelp ad. It was

like the shittiest ad read and they were

just laughing about the ad read the

whole time. It's like this is why

they're not sponsored anymore. What'

they go on? That's one that could be

hilarious if you just sh them. I I don't

remember it well enough. I just remember

like they were just like, "Oh, yeah, totally."

totally."

Helps my

PTSD. This is what Oh, I did have a

question. Have you guys watched B is it BBC?

BBC?

Not Big Black Hawks. Then in that case,

no, definitely not. British channel,

British Broadcasting Network. BB

Socialist Fox News. Yeah, whatever. I

get what you're saying. Go on. Okay.

Which which one? Their SAS show about

like the world there's a [ __ ] they

have a series about the um

does it have to do something with a

friend of ours? I have a list of things

I don't trust and the British is pretty

pretty high up there. Does it start with

Christian schmagghead? Yeah. After

hearing after hearing how they treated

him, I'm not a huge fan. Wasn't a huge

fan to begin with. Definitely not now.

When did the SAS come about? World War

II. Uh yeah, prior to World War II

started. Yeah.

That was a Churchill thing, right? Uh,

that was the Ministry of Ungentlemanly

Warfare. Oh, one of the coolest movies

ever, except there's a huge queer in it, too.

too.

Just violence. Oh, I'm sorry. You mean

even the one guy that plays the most

violent actor of all time, but he also

does not want anyone to have assault

rifles. That's funny. It's like, yeah,

when you're built like him. Yeah. He's

like, "Oh, I don't understand the need."

It's like, yeah, well, no [ __ ] It's for

people like you. SA. Is that the guy

that plays Reacher? Yeah. He's huge

anti-gun guy. Oh, that's upsetting. I

just watched like a really funny

interview about him like getting the

role for Reacher. He was talking about

it and he's like, "Yeah, I was really

nervous because the director wanted

somebody that was like anatomically

exactly what Reacher was in the books or

whatever. And Reacher is like 6'8 and

he's like I'm only 6'4" and I'm I'm like

30 lbs lighter than Reacher is in the

book, but he's just yolked to the gills.

And he's like, "So I was really nervous

when I went in for the acting portion of

the casting and I had a lav mic on that

I just put on. They didn't put it on

me." And I went and I did my whole set

and they made me refilm it because they

were getting like some weird

interference in the audio that sounded

like a boom boom boom boom boom boom

boom boom boom boom boom. He's like my

heart was beating so hard so fast it

[ __ ] up the audio. So they made me

redo it and he's like they asked if I

had a mic on. He's like no. And then he

like turned around and threw the mic

behind the behind the stage and redid it

and got the roll. So I was like that's

pretty [ __ ] hilarious. That's pretty

funny. I just hate like guys like that

are just like I don't understand why you

need a gun. It's like, "Yeah, well, when

some 100b blonde gets chased in a

parking lot by somebody who looks like you."

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It's a girl running. It's like a

different girl each time and it's him

sprinting at them. It's always night

time. He's like helping girls get home

part four.

Oh my god.

And then he

just spread to you. I was like, "This is

[ __ ] hilarious." The meme where it's

like, I'm just trying to help girls get

home to their cars. His name is Bing.

I have a really I have a really funny

idea for a pepper box special. The gang

does Inception. So, you know those

stupid videos where like that it's like

a film crew and there's an actor and

it's like a like a seven-year-old girl

that's an actor and like a creepy

35-year-old guy that's also an actor,

but the little girl goes and sits next

to like a normal person on a park bench

and then like after a minute or two like

the creepy 35-year-old comes up like,

"Oh yeah, what's your name?" "Oh yeah,

your mom told me to come pick you up."

Well, like blatantly trying to abduct

this girl in front of this other person

to see how they react. And they never

do. I want us to do an inception where

we hire a film crew to do that and they

think they're pranking a random person,

but the random person is JD Delay and

they don't know that and JD doesn't know

that either. And we just see what

happens. So, we're like, "Hey JD, can

you be at this park bench? We got a we

got a thing we want to film with you."

Blah blah blah. Craig, the gang

instigates a murder.

JD delay goes back to prison. We just

That's the logo. Back to prison. There's

a thumbnail. There's conveniently a wood

chipper like 3 feet from the park bench.

All right, you make it one other level

of Inception Deeper. The actor doesn't

know JD Delay is going to be there

either. Are you just speed running our

KA skill with this delay?

I just like a wood chip or something.

Like set that portion in like someone's

just chunking.

Patty mine. Have you ever heard of him?

Yeah. That's so it's a show about him.

I don't know. Patty man's dope. So the

they did an entire series about it. It's

on season 2. Who dope? BBC. Like I it

for military from the clips I've seen. I

actually want to watch. I was going to

ask you guys if any of you seen it, but

it is. I've never heard of it. [ __ ]

We'll just Chase, you're going to have

to cut this one. So like,

bro, was he like what was Patty made?

Like according to this he was did he led

an awesome team SAS respected the out of

him but also a complete [ __ ] He was

just I mean he's the classic case of

like the dude that you want in war. I

mean he's like Jake Mcnasty or like a

lot of the other guys that I do videos

on where it's just like this is the guy

that like we're not going to tolerate

him in a time of peace but in a time of

war it's like he's just he's so good you

just kind of got to put up with it.

Yeah. and gentlemanly warfare slim to

their [ __ ] It's like if any of us went

back into war right now. It's like we

don't want to be here and we're going to be

gnarly about everything that happens.

Oh, I'd be so I'm not going to shave my

face and I'm not going to [ __ ] put up

with a lot of [ __ ] Dude, that's my like

if I I think like my goal right now is I

really really want Mel Gibson to do

another movie and I want him to bring me

on as a technical adviser for literally

any story I've ever done a video on and

have a Mel Gibson directed movie of any

war hero I've ever done. And I just want

to be the technical adviser and an

extra. Can I I'm I'm going to do

something right now.

Guys, if you know Taylor Sheridan who

directed Yellowstone, Sakario, Sakario

2, Yellowstone, Wind River, all of that,

reach out to us cuz we can all act and

we can all write. Especially Nick that

comes to a historical role, please.

Plus, you've been trying to get into the

writing thing for a while. Yeah. Like,

I'm down. I'll act. I'll write. Like, I

want to do that [ __ ] Nick wants to

write historical stuff because you've

just been talking about like wanting to

learn from a writer like Taylor Sheridan

because his stuff is rad. Dude, I I

don't even like I I've got a job now. I

I don't care. I will sit to the side and

watch you write and direct. It would be

kind of cool. Well, like what was the

movie? Uh you showed me the clip. I've

never seen the movie, but it was about

like the bank robbers. The high water.

Yeah, Hell or High Water. So, like you

showed me the fight scene outside the

gas station and you pointed it out after

the fact, but there's this fight scene

in the gas station and the dude's

sitting in the car and the dude like

some guy pulls up the gun is like

talking smack and then his partner comes

around and like beats the [ __ ] out of

the guy. You'd think there's tenee and

then Cody pointed out he's like what you

don't see is the dude sitting in the car

that didn't move the whole time was just

like acting lazy and being super badass.

He had a gun in his hand the whole time.

So, like he was always in control of the

situation, but like they never bothered

to point it out. You just had to notice

it. And like that's the type of [ __ ]

that I would want to do in an actual war

movie is like all those little little

tiny details where it's like you could

watch it four times, never catch it, and

the fifth time you would catch it and be

like, "Oh, I never noticed that part

before." Well, it's like I'm I'm a

published author. I have 500 written

articles. I have over a thousand YouTube

videos that comes to that. And that's

the one thing I noticed. So was like,

"Oh yeah, he was in control of the

situation." Yeah. Have you seen that,

Bei? No. I need to watch that one. I've

never heard of that. Is it a movie?

Yeah. Hell or High Water. That one scene

is [ __ ] brilliant.

Oh, yeah. 1911 right there. It's under

control the entire time. It's those

little details. That's like the little

[ __ ] like every uh so like the like the

one thing that's always bothered I I

think Band of Brothers did it for a

second but like paratroopers in World

War II like when they jumped into

Normandy like they had a whole protocol

about like how to advance and like

identify each other cuz they were so

scattered. So like they had a little

tiny clicker you know like the the dog

training clickers that you can buy. They

called the cricket. They called it

crickets. They had crickets and that's

how they would signal each other. And if

you had a cricket, you would hit it and

then like they would hit theirs back and

then you would yell a challenge word and

they would respond with the answer. And

it was uh like thunder and or lightning

was the challenge word and they would

have to respond with thunder and they

did or flash and they did that on

purpose because the Germans couldn't say

thunder. It would be thunder. So then

they would know that even if the Germans

knew the code word they wouldn't be able

to pronounce thunder. So, like little

[ __ ] like that.

It's like the technical director on um

[ __ ] What's the one with Jake

Gyllenhaal? Uh which one? Jarhead. No,

no, no. The cop movie. Oh. Uh End of

Watch. Yeah, End of Watch. He's sitting

there talking to the dude. Remember, he

fights the guy. He takes his He takes

his badge off and he fights the guy. But

next time they see him, he's got his

hand up on the window. He's got his gun

underneath his arm. It's like, so I

would do that as a cop. Like I would

have my like if someone came to talk to

me, I would pull my gun out and just

have it up underneath my arm. It's like,

"Yeah, you want to try anything? It's

not going to work out for you, Bubba."

And it's like little technical things

like that. It's it's so cool to see in

movies when you have good directors.

You're you're

uh [ __ ] Tarantino's really into

Tarantino with the three thing, dude. He

is glorious bastards. His level of

detail was insane. Yeah, cuz he knew

that Polish people did three like this

and not like this. And that's how the

Germans identified it. It's like those

tiny little details are so cool. I'm

just thinking of still back to your uh

your your uh Thunder Flash the whole

thing um or Flash Thunder.

Imagine fighting the Japanese. Deck the

Your favorite clothing brand. [Laughter]

[Laughter]

Rur raggy. Oh no. Did I tell you what I

talked Jake into? No. For Pepper Box.

He's going to f He's going to let

Pepperbox fund it. What is it? Uh have

you ever watched uh Deadliest Warrior?

Yep. It was like my favorite show in

high school where they had like what

would happen if a Viking fought a ninja

where you play hookie from school and

just watch that for three hours straight

on Spike TV or whatever. Yeah. And then

like when it was like special forces

they had like actual Delta guys, but for

like pirates and ninjas, it was just

like a bunch of dudes they found at the

[ __ ] mall talking about how deadly a

katana is. That's how ballistic dummies

got cool. Yeah, literally. I'm pretty

sure that started that whole business

that and YouTubers. So, and then like at

the end of the show, they had the the

the very technical AI simulation

whatever where actors would like reenact

a battle or whatever. Uh I just want to

do like 3 to 5 minute cut scenes of the

end of the battle. And I have a I have a

buddy that grew up in Japan. He's

Japanese, speaks English and Japanese,

like super fluent, but and he's been

doing jiu-jitsu for 5 years with me. So,

I want to bring him out and we're going

to get him dressed up in an Imperial

Japanese uniform and I'm going to be in

Army GI uniform and we're going to have

like a threeminute fight to the death

that's going to devolve into a jiu-jitsu

match at the end of it. And then if that

goes good, ideally we're going to bring

admin out to be an SS guy and then we'll

just like bring out different and just

basically just recreate the end scene of Deadliest

Deadliest

Warrior sequences. I dude, so basically

bring admin out to be himself. Yeah. [Laughter]

[Laughter]

I will say um it's now on my algorithm

of course watching medieval fights this

one dude he just recreates what medieval

fights would actually be like against

peasants bro they are violent knights

we're fighting it's gnarly dude they're

because they're just like beating the [ __ ]

[ __ ]

dogris dog oh we got dog it's dinner

oh my god He's so big now. He's still

got the puppy. He's still got the puppy breath.

breath.

That was Guess what? You're part of the

podcast now. Hey. Oh, this is the first

time introducing Douglas to the podcast.

No, no, I think it is. We brought him on

before. Have we? For sure. We brought

him on last time I was here. He was much

smaller. He's like doubled in size. Blah

blah. Yeah. This is bigger Douglas. This

is big Doug. Level two Doug. Good job.

Level two Doug is here. God, now I need

to find that medieval fights cuz that

was it'd be the peasants versus one

medieval knight and it was not scripted.

So, it is you guys just go and take each

other down. The only time you're dead is

if they like pin you down and like stab

you with a like dull knife in the just

like real life. Yeah. But otherwise,

like, oh, this is [ __ ] There's a

really good movie on Netflix. It's I

think it's a Netflix original. Um, it's

Matt Damon and Adam Driver are the

characters. That Oh, that's based off of

um uh the two. Is that based off? That's

Yeah, that is a really cool. I didn't

know that. Yeah, that is actually the

movie is so good. Is it the one that

came out like a couple years ago? Yeah,

it came out a couple years ago and like

the whole concept of the movie is like

uh Matt Damon and Adam Driver are like

best friends and they're like the top

knights that get sent out by the king to

go like conquer [ __ ] Yeah. And

eventually Adam Driver's character

becomes more of like the political guy

that stays back home and like does the

political side and Matt Damon is like

the conqueror out in the field like just

being gritty and gnarly and he like kind

of builds a little bit of resentment and

Adam Driver has the hots for Matt

Damon's wife and he ends up um force

forcing himself upon her and on what

though that's what's crazy that is the

different narrations of it and that's

what actually happened. One was, "Oh, he

uh graped me." The other was like, "No,

it was okay." No, this and so all three

stories and they tell it really well.

Adam Adam Driver was like, "No, she

wanted it." And she's like, "No, she

didn't." And Matt So there's ambiguity

of what happened kind of thing. Yeah.

But Matt Damon is like Matt Damon

basically goes to his wife and is like

just like basically did you cheat on me

or not cuz I'm going to kill this guy if

you didn't. And she's like I didn't

cheat on you. and he challenged Adam

Driver to basically a duel to the death

to to determine if he was guilty. And it

the movie ends with Matt Damon and Adam

Driver having a knife fight to the death

and it devolves into like a real knife

fight of like swords and axes aren't

effective on plate armor. We're having a

grappling match with daggers. We're

punching each other with gauntlets,

teeth are falling out and then I stab

you in the leg and then I'm stabbing you

in the [ __ ] crotch. So basically like

both both of them die. No, one of them

does. I'll let you watch the movie. Oh,

one of them definitely dies. I'm just

I'm just thinking like in in what what

year is this roughly? 1600s.

14600. I don't know. Knights. Yeah.

Knights and plate armor times. Bacteria

is still magic. So it's like after you

get stabbed in the femoral and you know

just like cut in 18 different places

while you're in like pig [ __ ] mud. Do

the wife. No, the wife. She They just

lock her up and put her on a pedestal.

It's like, "Hey, if your husband dies,

we're hanging you and burning you." It's

like, "Yeah, if your husband dies, like

you're getting burned for lying about."

So, it was like And she's pregnant at

the time, too. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Straight

up like Bowser Princess Peach [ __ ]

Yeah. She lost no matter what. Like,

that was the crazy thing. It was like

the wife and they're like, "What a

whore." And then the other side's like,

"Well, well, either way, she has to

stand up here and stand in front of the

court and watch this battle. Her

husband's going to die." But if the

husband wins, she was in line, right?

Yeah. Oh, okay. But it tells like that's

what's crazy. It's all three

perspectives. So her perspective is

like, "Uh, oh, I'm getting raped." And

then the Matt Damon's perspective, he

doesn't like his wife. It's like uh he

like hit her out of honor kind of thing

or like it's back in the day when it was

like she's property so he like slaps her

like why'd you let the grape happen like

hits her why did you buy wild sentence

yeah dude dude

it's a wild movie but it's really good

we used to be a proper country this was

that wasn't our country I don't I don't care

care

dude same principles apply Cody's like

let's go back to primmana that was

pretty cool yeah dude did like public

hangings last dude. My uh the town I

graduated high school in had one of the

last public hangings in the US. Really?

Oh, you you know last or [ __ ] two

weeks ago. We just had the first public

execution with a gunfire. Yeah. Since

2010 at least. They did one a while back

in Idaho, but this was like the first

one in a while, you know, cuz I mean the

the guy was a [ __ ] but he was

basically he was like, I don't want to

die by injection because it they mess it

up sometimes. I I don't want to die like

by getting uh electrocuted because that

would suck. Yeah, that would suck. Yeah.

He's like, I just want to get shot. 105

Howitzer. If you just if I had a choice

and I'm like, "You're going to die." I'd

be like, "Okay, let some buddies get

some YouTube." Oh, yeah. For sure. And

then stand me in front of the 105.

Jamie, pull up the grandmom clip.

Not the body. I want my head over.

Oh, don't it don't matter. Nothing would

make me happier than the last thing I

see is some Drive Tanks guy bore

sighting in the pack for Yeah. Don't

Your arms are standing there still. You

just reach for your head's gone. Jesus.

Dude, I really don't understand how we

don't have not not even public

execution, but public humiliation these

days. The flogging. Yeah. We're like, if

you steal from your neighbor, the town,

we're going to we're going to let the

town come by and just throw vegetables

at you. The town I And no one's going to

steal after that. The town I graduated

high school in, Charles City, Iowa, I

think they had a public hanging in like

1959. Like it was one of the most recent

ones. There was a dude I think he was it

was either murder or uh sexual assault and

and

basically so like in the town there's a

river that runs midway through the town.

There's two bridges. It's literally the

courthouse and like 80 ft outside the

courthouse door which is also the jail

is one of the bridges. like Main Street

Bridge. Apparently like 200 people just

showed up to the jail one night and were

like, "We're taking that [ __ ]

You letting him do are you letting us do

it or are we gonna make you let us do

it?" And the jailers were like, "Fucking

I guess you're taking him." And they

walked him outside and threw him over

the side of the [ __ ] bridge based.

Yeah. Done. No one got in trouble. So,

uh, Nick can't answer this cuz I'm

pretty sure he knows. When do you think

the last execution uh via guillotine was

like the straight up like

18 the big blade coming down wasn't it

19 I know uh well no Christopher Lee got

to witness one the actor who passed and

also did like Lord of the Rings like

Sith Lord oh the gnarliest [ __ ] actor

of all

time gentlemanly warfare he was part of

that crew right in real life I'm not

sure he was in world war he was probably

like some sort of special Not not SS uh

SAS SAS. No, no, no. It was um it wasn't

SAS. SBS, special boat service. Yeah.

No, no, no. Am I or some [ __ ] SOS. He

needs help. British commandos. He killed

people. I think Yeah, it was something

like he was like British special forces.

One of the precursors for the S SAS and

the SBS being brought about OCS. He was

he was he was part of uh Winston

Churchill's like ministry of

ungentlemanly warfare. Yeah. He was the

royal he was in the Royal Airh air air

service or excuse me uh Royal Air Force

so RAF but he was and then uh

yeah precursor to the SAS which was uh

yeah attaining the rank of flight

lieutenant specializing in intelligence

including uh decoding German ciphers and

working in the long range desert group

LRDG. He wrote the book for the SAS to

come about, which were like, if you guys

don't know what the SAS is, it's like

the Navy Seals of the British special

forces guys. SOE. SOE. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Special operations executive. When Grey

Tongue stabs uh Sauron, that's when

Peter Jackson like you're going like ah.

And he's like, "What? You don't make

sounds. They don't make that sound when

you get stabbed in the back." He's like,

"What? What are you talking about? How

would you know?" Oh, he's like, cuz I

stabbed the dude in the back. That was

my favorite. Like, he's like, no, they

make this noise.

Like, damn. But the justosition of him

telling the story and Peter Jackson

telling the story is my favorite edit

cuz it's the same story, but it's just

back and forth. He's like, I just really

wasn't going to argue with him.

Was going to fight him. What's uh

Timothy? But real real quick, uh we

edged the audience on the guillotine

thing. Oh, yeah. Was it 19? I would say

well actually I think it's in the 70s

now that you've told this story. Is that

76 right? 1977. Dang it was way uh in

France I believe. So I yeah I I thought

it was in the 70s but yeah straight up

uh it was the last person to be executed

by guillotine was in France uh September

10th 1977. I would do that. That

wouldn't be too bad for the kidnapping,

torture and murder of Elizabeth

uh Bouquet. I I Yeah. I just I I don't

understand. Ah, [ __ ] dude. How How much

less crime would there be if we just

publicly executed people these days? How

How So instead of doing private prisons,

what if we did private executions?

What if we just crowd what if we just

had like pay-per-view? It was a special

section of Netflix or Amazon Prime. Come

watch on Switch TV where you push a

button for donos. Come on. How much like

how they die is just donos. Let's talk

to the South South Carolina correction

system about putting that on pepper

box. What's Dude, what what kills me is

like back in the day during like

Yellowstone era is when someone like

stole a horse cuz you're you're

basically still in a man's life when you

stole his horse. So they would execute

horse thieves. Oh yeah. And back in that

day, they would take you out to the the

the town square and they would just hang

you and people would come from miles

around and build picnics around that

because it was an event. It was a party.

They didn't have phones. Yeah. And they

would so they would like like you would

take your family out and have a party

and watch some dude just hang cuz he

stole a horse. Funny story about that.

Like the the things you take your

[ __ ] family out to. One of my

favorite stories is uh in the beginning

of the civil war. So a battle of uh

first Manasses or Bullr Run u everybody

expected this to be like a twoe war

ended up being like the the darkest four

years of American history. uh when both

the the Confederate and Union Union

armies were marching at each other in

Manasses, Virginia, uh everyone wanted

to go see the spectacle that was going

to be this new law and you had families

picnicking on a hill overseeing the

battle and it like there are photos of

it. They straight up like wild you want

to go see some mass death kids. But like

like every woman who watches Yellowstone

and watches all these things that

Sheridan especially is making, they

romanticize the whole thing and like,

"Oh, it's so sweet."

1883. Oh, this these women are so sweet

and they're so lovely in this love

story. It's like you don't realize how

[ __ ] gnarly it was back then.

Property. You were property. Yeah. Oh,

okay. But back to my point. I would love

to see people be executed. C's not going

to just I'm I'm bringing this back. So

my my my police department like we

stopped we couldn't stop responding to

crimes at a specific Walmart but it

sucked responding there because

everyone's taxpayer dollars was going to

this one specific

Walmart and it like you know if we just

took one shoplifter out and just flogged

them they'd probably stop [ __ ]

stealing batteries to make meth from that

that

Walmart. Who was it the other day that

was just like it like everything's a

scop? Uh they're saying like, "Yeah, I'm

just taking a whole truckload of lithium

ion batteries into the

hood." An entire cargo container full of double's.

double's.

I don't know the the the more and more.

Do you guys want to get deep into this

[ __ ] I Please, I'm on I'm on the train.

Don't stop now. Let's Let's see. Let's

go for it. Let's see where this rabbit

hole goes real quick. Real quick. Did

you watch the

king Timothy Shalomé? What Shalomé do

now? the king uh when it's king forget

who he plays. Which king? It's look uh

when it's invading France, it's like

king England and they told me to watch.

Terribly unspecific, dude. That is again

a really good if you want to see actual

like combat, it is at the same level of

uh the movie you were talking about

earlier where it's just violent and

Timothy Shalomé, the guy's like full

night and it's muddy cuz they chose

that. Yeah, you told me about this

violent cuz he's like slipping. He

doesn't have traction, so he's like,

"Okay." He walks up, [ __ ] disarms

him, and then Yeah. You know what?

Nothing beats a night's tale. So,

there's that. That's true. God damn. We

will rock you. Even a regard that

[ __ ] died early. He led Heath Leure,

man. Also, I found out you remember the

the the naked guy, like the the comedic

relief from Nights Tale. Yeah. That's

Vision. That was Vision and Jarvis from

Yeah, dude. Yeah. The Herald that was

like the hype man. I only watched that

movie maybe like three years ago for

he's the poet. Um I was like whoa. Yeah,

I know that voice.

I forgot he was vision. Holy [ __ ] Yeah.

Also classic movie. You've never watched

Night St. Just go. Night is just it's a

brilliant movie, dude. If you want if

you want to see him before he died, like

that's such a good movie. It's not a

good movie. It's a fun movie. It's like

I put I put it with Starship Troopers.

Yeah. It's not a good film.

No, but it's one of my favorites. But

it's objectively awesome. Yeah, it's

everyone. They knew about Queen like in

the medieval times cuz like they're

playing Be Will Rock.

It's a movie that could have only come

out in that same period with Starship

Troopers. Like late 90s, early 2000s was

a different love that Back on back on

Lord of the Rings for a second. You know

who was originally the first person

offered the role of Aragon in Lord of

the Rings? Nah. Come on, tell us.

Russell Crowe. Really? He declined.

Guess how much money he was offered to

play the role of Aragon. Oh god. 40 40 million. Uh that time probably like 30

million. Uh that time probably like 30 to 40. 10% of all the rights. Oh my god.

to 40. 10% of all the rights. Oh my god. To Lord of the Rings. That's more than

To Lord of the Rings. That's more than 40 million bubbles. That's over a

40 million bubbles. That's over a billion dollars.

billion dollars. We're talking action figures. Why did he

We're talking action figures. Why did he turn it down? Because uh the director of

turn it down? Because uh the director of Lord of the

Lord of the Rings didn't want Russell Crow to play

Rings didn't want Russell Crow to play him. He wanted the guy, what's the guy

him. He wanted the guy, what's the guy that played Aragon? He's got a weird

that played Aragon? He's got a weird name. Like Victor

name. Like Victor Vort Mortis. He actually wanted him to

Vort Mortis. He actually wanted him to do it. And Russell Crow just like knew

do it. And Russell Crow just like knew that that's what the director wanted. So

that that's what the director wanted. So he just declined the role cuz he didn't

he just declined the role cuz he didn't want a role that the director didn't

want a role that the director didn't want him in. But he's like, "Yeah, I

want him in. But he's like, "Yeah, I missed out on a [ __ ] ton of money." did.

missed out on a [ __ ] ton of money." did. So, okay. So, did Vgo Mortis get 10% of

So, okay. So, did Vgo Mortis get 10% of the franchise? I don't think so. I don't

the franchise? I don't think so. I don't think he he wasn't nearly as big of a

think he he wasn't nearly as big of a name as Russell Crow, but Russell Crow

name as Russell Crow, but Russell Crow would have got 10% of the franchise if

would have got 10% of the franchise if he agreed. You know how I know it didn't

he agreed. You know how I know it didn't happen cuz uh VGO is still acting.

happen cuz uh VGO is still acting. If he had 10% of Lord of the Rings, he

If he had 10% of Lord of the Rings, he absolutely would not be. He'd be

absolutely would not be. He'd be somewhere in Bocaron. It's like Star

somewhere in Bocaron. It's like Star Wars. But did you know in that one scene

Wars. But did you know in that one scene you kicked God? who what somebody else

you kicked God? who what somebody else got offered to play Gandalf and turned

got offered to play Gandalf and turned it down and it was also worth a

it down and it was also worth a ridiculous amount of the franchise.

ridiculous amount of the franchise. Whoever played um Star Wars the original

Whoever played um Star Wars the original um god dang it Luke's teacher. Why am I

um god dang it Luke's teacher. Why am I drawing his face? Blank. Obi-Wan Kenobi.

drawing his face? Blank. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Who was the actor for it

Obi-Wan. Who was the actor for it though? Alec Guinness. Alec Guinness got

though? Alec Guinness. Alec Guinness got 3% of all Star Wars royalty because he

3% of all Star Wars royalty because he took his pay cut and he was like this is

took his pay cut and he was like this is going to be a [ __ ] movie and he hated

going to be a [ __ ] movie and he hated that role. hated that role but made him

that role. hated that role but made him 2003 400 million. Okay. What wasn't Alec

2003 400 million. Okay. What wasn't Alec Guinness one of the guys that was with

Guinness one of the guys that was with Chris Lee who was in the SA or the

Chris Lee who was in the SA or the big special forces guy in World War II?

big special forces guy in World War II? They wanted uh they wanted Shan Connory

They wanted uh they wanted Shan Connory to be Gandalf and they offered him a

to be Gandalf and they offered him a massive sum of money and turned it down.

massive sum of money and turned it down. Alec Guinness was in the Royal Navy

Alec Guinness was in the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve during World War II.

Volunteer Reserve during World War II. God, those dudes were hard asses. And

God, those dudes were hard asses. And then there were actors right afterwards.

then there were actors right afterwards. Yep. Damn, that's funny. Eli, he was a

Yep. Damn, that's funny. Eli, he was a fellow seaman. Ah, he was a [ __ ] diver

fellow seaman. Ah, he was a [ __ ] diver like me. That's what they love to be

like me. That's what they love to be called. Oh, wow. Fellow [ __ ] diver. He

called. Oh, wow. Fellow [ __ ] diver. He participated in various dangerous

participated in various dangerous missions, including the Allied invasion

missions, including the Allied invasion of Sicily during 1943. Yep. All those

of Sicily during 1943. Yep. All those dudes who were amazing actors back in

dudes who were amazing actors back in that day, they were they were SF dudes

that day, they were they were SF dudes who killed a like more people than

who killed a like more people than cancer. He He served as an officer on a

cancer. He He served as an officer on a landing craft in D-Day. Holy [ __ ]

landing craft in D-Day. Holy [ __ ] Exactly. That's that's what I was

Exactly. That's that's what I was saying. Like all these all these famous

saying. Like all these all these famous actors, you got Gandalf, you got [ __ ]

actors, you got Gandalf, you got [ __ ] um all these dudes who were in all these

um all these dudes who were in all these movies. They they were hard ass dudes

movies. They they were hard ass dudes back in World War II. That's [ __ ]

back in World War II. That's [ __ ] wild. The What's your secret? I'm not

wild. The What's your secret? I'm not acting. That's the secret,

acting. That's the secret, dude. Yeah. Christopher Lee all I mean

dude. Yeah. Christopher Lee all I mean Lord of the Rings just [ __ ] that

Lord of the Rings just [ __ ] that actually you've seen it right yes you've

actually you've seen it right yes you've seen okay what one of our friends hasn't

seen okay what one of our friends hasn't seen no it was uh

seen no it was uh seen seen what Lord of the Rings [ __ ]

seen seen what Lord of the Rings [ __ ] you're talking about Junkyard Dicks yeah

you're talking about Junkyard Dicks yeah Kev Kev yeah Kev's like no I've never

Kev Kev yeah Kev's like no I've never seen Lord of the Rings I haven't seen

seen Lord of the Rings I haven't seen Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings we're gonna fight you [ __ ] with me or

we're gonna fight you [ __ ] with me or let let me let me let me explain I've

let let me let me let me explain I've seen Lord of the Rings

seen Lord of the Rings through like eight different sessions of

through like eight different sessions of my dad's watching it on TNT growing up,

my dad's watching it on TNT growing up, but I've never sat down and watched the

but I've never sat down and watched the entirety of the Lord of the Rings. God

entirety of the Lord of the Rings. God damn it. We got to push my flight back

damn it. We got to push my flight back another day for one to watch all of

another day for one to watch all of them. The gang watches Lord of the

them. The gang watches Lord of the Rings. We talked about renting out a

Rings. We talked about renting out a movie theater at one point, just like on

movie theater at one point, just like on an off day. You've really never watched

an off day. You've really never watched Lord of the Rings. I've never sat down

Lord of the Rings. I've never sat down and in one sitting watched an entire

and in one sitting watched an entire Lord of the Rings movie. The [ __ ] is

Lord of the Rings movie. The [ __ ] is wrong with you? I I'm a bad homeschooled

wrong with you? I I'm a bad homeschooled kid, man. I that's not an excuse. No,

kid, man. I that's not an excuse. No, no. I'm saying like all the homeschool

no. I'm saying like all the homeschool every homeschooler if you ask them what

every homeschooler if you ask them what their favorite movie franchise is, it's

their favorite movie franchise is, it's Lord of the Rings. And you just managed

Lord of the Rings. And you just managed to miss all three of them. Have you seen

to miss all three of them. Have you seen The Hobbit? Say no. I I watched The

The Hobbit? Say no. I I watched The Hobbit in theaters. Lord of the Rings is

Hobbit in theaters. Lord of the Rings is like the one Lord of the Rings is the

like the one Lord of the Rings is the one movie where me and like my wife

one movie where me and like my wife could be like, "Oh, let's Netflix and

could be like, "Oh, let's Netflix and chill in high school." And it'd be

chill in high school." And it'd be like, "Oh, [ __ ] The Battle of Helms

like, "Oh, [ __ ] The Battle of Helms Deep is on. We're going to have to

Deep is on. We're going to have to finish in 13 minutes. Sorry. Like we're

finish in 13 minutes. Sorry. Like we're going to have to pick this up in a

going to have to pick this up in a minute. And she's like, "Yeah, I agree."

minute. And she's like, "Yeah, I agree." Actually, Hannah loves Lord of the

Actually, Hannah loves Lord of the Rings. So good. My birthday throughout

Rings. So good. My birthday throughout high school was watching the Lord of the

high school was watching the Lord of the Rings with my family. Really? We'd watch

Rings with my family. Really? We'd watch them back to back

them back to back because that's all that's what I wanted

because that's all that's what I wanted to do was just watch Lord of the Rings.

to do was just watch Lord of the Rings. Let's do the gang does Lord of the

Let's do the gang does Lord of the Rings. We have to get We have to get

Rings. We have to get We have to get Zach and Angry Cops because Zach has

Zach and Angry Cops because Zach has already been talking about just having a

already been talking about just having a day where we all get together and have a

day where we all get together and have a movie day and just watch all the Lord of

movie day and just watch all the Lord of the Rings together. Like Brandon just

the Rings together. Like Brandon just said, the gang does. We just sit and we

said, the gang does. We just sit and we have cameras pointed at us and we watch

have cameras pointed at us and we watch the Lord of the Rings. We have to get a

the Lord of the Rings. We have to get a movie theater though for that. Like that

movie theater though for that. Like that is It'll be like a Mystery Science

is It'll be like a Mystery Science Theater 3000. MST 3K. I used to watch

Theater 3000. MST 3K. I used to watch them all the time like with rift tracks

them all the time like with rift tracks cuz you know like all the guys that did

cuz you know like all the guys that did MST 3K did like rift tracks and like you

MST 3K did like rift tracks and like you download like the extra audio and like

download like the extra audio and like they just you would wa you'd press play

they just you would wa you'd press play on the movie and press play on their

on the movie and press play on their audio track pepperbox the come cut you

audio track pepperbox the come cut you get to watch Lord of the Rings with us.

get to watch Lord of the Rings with us. That's actually not a bad idea. You can

That's actually not a bad idea. You can probably do it's just a camera pointed

probably do it's just a camera pointed at us our commentary and you can be

at us our commentary and you can be like, "Hey, start the movie in 3 2 1 it

like, "Hey, start the movie in 3 2 1 it um not if it's just us with lav mics and

um not if it's just us with lav mics and cameras pointed at us and the audience

cameras pointed at us and the audience knows to play it at the same time at

knows to play it at the same time at home." Yeah, we just do it. The gang

home." Yeah, we just do it. The gang does rift. Yeah. Like, all right, start

does rift. Yeah. Like, all right, start the movie in three, two, one, and we

the movie in three, two, one, and we just have the movies roll back to back

just have the movies roll back to back to back and it's just us for 9 hours

to back and it's just us for 9 hours watching the show. N I think they're

watching the show. N I think they're like 8 12 hours for the director's cuts.

like 8 12 hours for the director's cuts. That's fine. I'm I'm Is that one of

That's fine. I'm I'm Is that one of those you have to watch the director's

those you have to watch the director's cuts? Like those are the I mean, [ __ ]

cuts? Like those are the I mean, [ __ ] it. Why not? Go in. These are

it. Why not? Go in. These are experiences. Brandon, the Battle of

experiences. Brandon, the Battle of Helms Deep, dude. Number three won the

Helms Deep, dude. Number three won the most awards. Like the Return of the

most awards. Like the Return of the King's fantastic, but Battle of Helm's

King's fantastic, but Battle of Helm's Deep number two, the Two Towers [ __ ]

Deep number two, the Two Towers [ __ ] gangster. Even number one, you're just

gangster. Even number one, you're just like, "God damn." Helm deep is when

like, "God damn." Helm deep is when Gandalf shows up, right? Yeah. At the

Gandalf shows up, right? Yeah. At the end. Yeah. to save the day. Yeah. Yeah.

end. Yeah. to save the day. Yeah. Yeah. Look to the west.

Look to the west. These are all things like I've seen

These are all things like I've seen through clips and whatnot. Yeah. No, of

through clips and whatnot. Yeah. No, of course. Yeah. And I know what happens. I

course. Yeah. And I know what happens. I just don't like I've never sat down and

just don't like I've never sat down and just ever watched one to completion.

just ever watched one to completion. You're going to have to toss me. This is

You're going to have to toss me. This is like This is like This is like So good.

like This is like This is like So good. This is like watching adult films and

This is like watching adult films and actually doing it in the difference like

actually doing it in the difference like just so you understand the gravity of

just so you understand the gravity of the situation. It's way more cool. Yeah.

the situation. It's way more cool. Yeah. Many many team sheilop god dude I this

Many many team sheilop god dude I this particular this part can't make Oh that

particular this part can't make Oh that would be actually dude Gary's going to

would be actually dude Gary's going to be so mad you haven't watched this I'm

be so mad you haven't watched this I'm mad I bet Gary will flip [ __ ] he would

mad I bet Gary will flip [ __ ] he would come hang out during that we have to do

come hang out during that we have to do that I'm texting Gary right now about

that I'm texting Gary right now about this it would I don't think it'd be that

this it would I don't think it'd be that much to rent out the theater for the day

much to rent out the theater for the day like 500 to exactly

like 500 to exactly dude it would be like 1,200 bucks or

dude it would be like 1,200 bucks or something like that if we got [ __ ] 20

something like that if we got [ __ ] 20 guys like you do the mental math on

guys like you do the mental math on that. It's not much more expensive than

that. It's not much more expensive than going to the theater anyway. Yeah. Yeah.

going to the theater anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like And then we bring

Yeah. It's like And then we bring [ __ ] Gary in and we all just talk

[ __ ] Gary in and we all just talk [ __ ] like mystery science theater have a

[ __ ] like mystery science theater have a camera behind us. We're going to be so

camera behind us. We're going to be so drunk by the third episode.

We got to start like we eat we do brunch in the morning and we have some food and

in the morning and we have some food and then we go into the movie theater and we

then we go into the movie theater and we just try to do the day together.

just try to do the day together. The third movie commentary is just all

The third movie commentary is just all of us asleep on the floor in the movie

of us asleep on the floor in the movie theater. Oh, the third was so good

theater. Oh, the third was so good though. Oh, no. The I me and Cody and

though. Oh, no. The I me and Cody and Eli can sleep. I'm going to have you

Eli can sleep. I'm going to have you strapped into the

strapped into the chair with those [ __ ] things that

chair with those [ __ ] things that hold your eyelids open, [ __ ]

I'm going to be hitting Brandon with epi pins midway.

pins midway. Surprise.

Surprise. One star of mine right now. God,

One star of mine right now. God, speaking of penny, you know what a great

speaking of penny, you know what a great just shitty action movie is that I

just shitty action movie is that I watched the other day. What' you see? I

watched the other day. What' you see? I love I love Demolition Man. The movie

love I love Demolition Man. The movie Crank. Oh my god. Jason Stan is so good.

Crank. Oh my god. Jason Stan is so good. I love it. [ __ ] Amy What's her name?

I love it. [ __ ] Amy What's her name? I don't even care. Just the idea of like

I don't even care. Just the idea of like he has to have his heart rate above 180

he has to have his heart rate above 180 or he dies the entire time he's just

or he dies the entire time he's just doing blow and crank. Have you seen the

doing blow and crank. Have you seen the uh the the one where it's the guy who

uh the the one where it's the guy who does the uh the Kill Tony bits where he

does the uh the Kill Tony bits where he does uh Dr. Phil? Yeah. Where he's doing

does uh Dr. Phil? Yeah. Where he's doing the impression of Jason Staithm. He's

the impression of Jason Staithm. He's like, "Oh, this is Jason Staithm uh

like, "Oh, this is Jason Staithm uh being kicked out of a Target parking lot

being kicked out of a Target parking lot for just like gives this elaborate

for just like gives this elaborate situation like and getting kicked out

situation like and getting kicked out like told he has to leave."

Oh, the entirety of the impression. That's it. Jason Stathithm's like one of

That's it. Jason Stathithm's like one of the worst actors but most awesome

the worst actors but most awesome actors. He's only himself. He's not

actors. He's only himself. He's not acting. Oh, no. He's like, you just have

acting. Oh, no. He's like, you just have to cast him for the role. I'm a US

to cast him for the role. I'm a US operator. I was born in Alabama. It's

operator. I was born in Alabama. It's like he did zero action, right? Period.

like he did zero action, right? Period. He's like, no. Every time. Beekeeper.

He's like, no. Every time. Beekeeper. Also, if you you seen Beekeeper? It's

Also, if you you seen Beekeeper? It's good. You told me it was pretty good. I

good. You told me it was pretty good. I You haven't watched Beekeeper yet? God,

You haven't watched Beekeeper yet? God, Cody, have you seen it? Yes, I've seen

Cody, have you seen it? Yes, I've seen Beekeeper. You didn't like it? That's

Beekeeper. You didn't like it? That's just a fun movie. It is. It's fun.

just a fun movie. It is. It's fun. That's what it is. It's fun. That's all

That's what it is. It's fun. That's all I go for. those movies. Smash turn off

I go for. those movies. Smash turn off break. You're like me. Me and my wife

break. You're like me. Me and my wife get in this argument all the time

get in this argument all the time because we like we like we love going to

because we like we like we love going to the movie theater and it's always like

the movie theater and it's always like she wants she wants to watch this like

she wants she wants to watch this like dramatic movie about like some [ __ ] that

dramatic movie about like some [ __ ] that totally could or did happen in real

totally could or did happen in real life. And I'm like [ __ ] that. I want to

life. And I'm like [ __ ] that. I want to see a nun do an octuple backflip and

see a nun do an octuple backflip and catch a bullet in her teeth and spit it

catch a bullet in her teeth and spit it back and kill the guy that shot it. Like

back and kill the guy that shot it. Like I want to see I want to see that can't

I want to see I want to see that can't happen. Damn it. I watch anime. Yeah,

happen. Damn it. I watch anime. Yeah, that is some of the most over the top

that is some of the most over the top gay [ __ ] you will ever watch. And I love

gay [ __ ] you will ever watch. And I love every second of it. Give me the

every second of it. Give me the Expendables.

Expendables. Which is why Jason Staithm was perfect

Which is why Jason Staithm was perfect for that movie. Oh, by the way, if

for that movie. Oh, by the way, if anybody had I if anybody can get me in

anybody had I if anybody can get me in touch with the movie studio who did the

touch with the movie studio who did the props for that movie, I want to get my

props for that movie, I want to get my hands on an AA12. I'm itching. I'm going

hands on an AA12. I'm itching. I'm going to go into a [ __ ] diabetic shock if I

to go into a [ __ ] diabetic shock if I don't get my hands on an A12. You don't

don't get my hands on an A12. You don't have one? No. Nobody has one. Wait,

have one? No. Nobody has one. Wait, really? There was one company that was

really? There was one company that was building the AA12s. What happened? Uh,

building the AA12s. What happened? Uh, they got all seized by the ATF for being

they got all seized by the ATF for being too readily convertible as machine guns.

too readily convertible as machine guns. Yeah, they were too cool and the ATF

Yeah, they were too cool and the ATF decided to just [ __ ] everybody up. Uh,

decided to just [ __ ] everybody up. Uh, but no, I I really want to get my hands

but no, I I really want to get my hands on a A12 cuz FPS Russia made them

on a A12 cuz FPS Russia made them [ __ ] cool and they're just they're

[ __ ] cool and they're just they're neat. That's aggressive. They were cool

neat. That's aggressive. They were cool before that they were cool before that.

before that they were cool before that. FPS Russia made them rad. and Terry Cruz

FPS Russia made them rad. and Terry Cruz in the Expendables made them something I

in the Expendables made them something I will own. Dude, you can buy uh what's

will own. Dude, you can buy uh what's his name? Uh Sylvester Stallone's

his name? Uh Sylvester Stallone's revolver even. It has the um Don't want

revolver even. It has the um Don't want it the raised uh hammer. It was like a

it the raised uh hammer. It was like a cult single action army, right? Yeah.

cult single action army, right? Yeah. But it's it has the dovetail like a

But it's it has the dovetail like a raised one so you can [ __ ] for the

raised one so you can [ __ ] for the fanning it. Yeah, they actually have the

fanning it. Yeah, they actually have the entire build like that. I was like, "Oh,

entire build like that. I was like, "Oh, that's actually pretty I want A12. Don't

that's actually pretty I want A12. Don't don't don't care. [ __ ] I I will crush

don't don't care. [ __ ] I I will crush the single action army. [ __ ] A12.

the single action army. [ __ ] A12. I didn't know that was Give me the

I didn't know that was Give me the Aches. I'm [ __ ] fiending over here. I

Aches. I'm [ __ ] fiending over here. I swear that gun was out. No. [ __ ] I

swear that gun was out. No. [ __ ] I don't know a single Also, I don't know a

don't know a single Also, I don't know a single person who owns it. And that's

single person who owns it. And that's me. Yeah. Like I have a gun question for

me. Yeah. Like I have a gun question for I guess all of you. Uh has anybody shot

I guess all of you. Uh has anybody shot the Springfield Echelon? Yes. It is the

the Springfield Echelon? Yes. It is the most stupidly good gun for how cheap it

most stupidly good gun for how cheap it is. And it's actually insane. Wait,

is. And it's actually insane. Wait, what? I don't know what this weapon is.

what? I don't know what this weapon is. It's like

It's like $550 for this gun. And it is like

$550 for this gun. And it is like imagine if you took a Glock and spent

imagine if you took a Glock and spent another $1,000 on it to make the trigger

another $1,000 on it to make the trigger good and add serrations and an optic

good and add serrations and an optic cut. And it's but it's like that's

cut. And it's but it's like that's stock. 550 bucks and it is insanely

stock. 550 bucks and it is insanely good. I shot it the other day for the

good. I shot it the other day for the first time. I was like, "Yeah, I'll buy

first time. I was like, "Yeah, I'll buy one. This thing's [ __ ] dope." I need

one. This thing's [ __ ] dope." I need to recuse myself from this conversation.

to recuse myself from this conversation. What? What happened? Tell me what's

What? What happened? Tell me what's wrong with it. Get back off camera. No,

wrong with it. Get back off camera. No, tell me now. Say it on camera unless

tell me now. Say it on camera unless it's responsible. It's not a

it's responsible. It's not a P 320 situation. Is it? If I drop it, am

P 320 situation. Is it? If I drop it, am I going to have issues?

I'm just angry. We were talking about Stathithm. We didn't talk about Snatch

Stathithm. We didn't talk about Snatch at all, dude. We didn't talk about Guy

at all, dude. We didn't talk about Guy Richie movie. Long Stock Two Smoking

Richie movie. Long Stock Two Smoking Barrels, dude. Guy Richie goes into

Barrels, dude. Guy Richie goes into extreme detail. [ __ ] Snatch. Jason

extreme detail. [ __ ] Snatch. Jason Staithm in Snatch. It's all I'm saying.

Staithm in Snatch. It's all I'm saying. It's one of his best roles ever. I've

It's one of his best roles ever. I've never I've never seen that movie. I have

never I've never seen that movie. I have to pee. What? You never seen Snatch

to pee. What? You never seen Snatch Snatch? You haven't seen Snatch? Shut

Snatch? You haven't seen Snatch? Shut the up. All right. You never seen

the up. All right. You never seen Snatch,

Snatch, mother. What? We have Brandon has to

mother. What? We have Brandon has to watch all Lord of the Rings.

watch all Lord of the Rings. Oh my god. Can we do a Guy Richie movie

Oh my god. Can we do a Guy Richie movie night, too? Sam's judging you right now.

night, too? Sam's judging you right now. [ __ ] me, dude.

[ __ ] me, dude. All right. Rock and Roller. Have we seen

All right. Rock and Roller. Have we seen Eli? Have you seen Rock and Roller? Yes.

Eli? Have you seen Rock and Roller? Yes. Okay. Thank you, dude. Lock. I've dude

Okay. Thank you, dude. Lock. I've dude logtock snatch rock and roller like dude

logtock snatch rock and roller like dude the gentleman

the gentleman there's so many you've seen driver right

there's so many you've seen driver right Brandon it's uh drive drive yeah drive

Brandon it's uh drive drive yeah drive yeah like eight times okay good he's

yeah like eight times okay good he's literally me he's literally me he's that

literally me he's literally me he's that guy you killed a guy in an elevator

guy you killed a guy in an elevator violet all hammer

violet all hammer just smashing a dude's face in with your

just smashing a dude's face in with your foot I'm a real human being bro dude

foot I'm a real human being bro dude he's a real human being and a real hero

he's a real human being and a real hero So, we're going to rent out a movie

So, we're going to rent out a movie theater for the Lord of the Rings.

theater for the Lord of the Rings. Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. All of them.

Yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. All of them. Every single one. Have you seen Lord of

Every single one. Have you seen Lord of the Rings? I have seen Lord of the

the Rings? I have seen Lord of the Rings. Have you seen all of Have you

Rings. Have you seen all of Have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings?

seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Theater and watched it. Moody, have you

Theater and watched it. Moody, have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Okay.

seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Okay. I was going to say you went to the

I was going to say you went to the theater and watched Lord of the Rings.

theater and watched Lord of the Rings. Huh? I was young when those hit the All

Huh? I was young when those hit the All of them. Have you seen all of them?

of them. Have you seen all of them? You know, it's like 12 hours long. Did

You know, it's like 12 hours long. Did you watch Did you watch Lord of the

you watch Did you watch Lord of the Rings in theater or did you watch The

Rings in theater or did you watch The Hobbit? Uh, I watch The Hobbit, too. I

Hobbit? Uh, I watch The Hobbit, too. I remember watching that. I watched

remember watching that. I watched Jurassic Park in theaters. I watched

Jurassic Park in theaters. I watched What the [ __ ] Jurassic Park was 97.

What the [ __ ] Jurassic Park was 97. Yeah, 97. I was 12. I was three.

Yeah, 97. I was 12. I was three. I was still watching some good movies.

I was still watching some good movies. Be and I are the old man. I know. So,

Be and I are the old man. I know. So, dude, no, that was 1993. Yeah, I was 80.

dude, no, that was 1993. Yeah, I was 80. I was negative one.

I was negative one. you watching I remember Fourth of July

you watching I remember Fourth of July watching Independence Day in the

watching Independence Day in the theater. The first one, dude. I saw

theater. The first one, dude. I saw Independence Day in the theater, too.

Independence Day in the theater, too. Conair. Did you see Conair in the

Conair. Did you see Conair in the theater? I did not. Conair is a great

theater? I did not. Conair is a great movie. Conor was cool in the theater.

movie. Conor was cool in the theater. When when I was growing up, my uh in my

When when I was growing up, my uh in my parents' office when I just like had to

parents' office when I just like had to sit around like, you know, nothing to do

sit around like, you know, nothing to do cuz like my parents are working. They

cuz like my parents are working. They had one little shitty TV with a VHS

had one little shitty TV with a VHS thing and there was like a bunch of

thing and there was like a bunch of like, you know, like little kid movies

like, you know, like little kid movies and just like Blues Clues, Veggie Tales

and just like Blues Clues, Veggie Tales like that. And Veggie Tales.

like that. And Veggie Tales. Independence Day. I have seen

Independence Day. I have seen Independence Day more times than

Independence Day more times than probably any [ __ ] movie from that

probably any [ __ ] movie from that era. Welcome to Earth. Oh yeah.

era. Welcome to Earth. Oh yeah. Just such such a great story of

Just such such a great story of redemption. Just like some poor crop

redemption. Just like some poor crop duster pilot who had something shoved up

duster pilot who had something shoved up his butt and he's like, "That's it.

his butt and he's like, "That's it. I'ming up these aliens. Remember me?"

I'ming up these aliens. Remember me?" His last word.

His last word. Fair enough.

Fair enough. He's the real hero. It's not Will Smith.

He's the real hero. It's not Will Smith. Yeah. Before uh Will Smith. Uh what? No.

Yeah. Before uh Will Smith. Uh what? No. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? No. That sound like it was going

No. That sound like it was going somewhere funny.

somewhere funny. Oh, no. He started hitting other people

Oh, no. He started hitting other people after that. Oh, yeah. Chris Rock

after that. Oh, yeah. Chris Rock specifically.

specifically. Welcome to the Oscars. Yeah. Have you

Welcome to the Oscars. Yeah. Have you made fun of my wife that cheated on me

made fun of my wife that cheated on me 37 times? Wait, what movie did you just

37 times? Wait, what movie did you just say you hadn't watched? Snatch. Snatch.

say you hadn't watched? Snatch. Snatch. You never seen Snatch? I haven't. Have

You never seen Snatch? I haven't. Have you seen any Guy Rich?

you seen any Guy Rich? I don't know. Rock and Roller. Nope. The

I don't know. Rock and Roller. Nope. The Gentleman. Gentleman? Nope. Long Stock?

Gentleman. Gentleman? Nope. Long Stock? Nope. Wait, you ever seen Gentleman? No.

Nope. Wait, you ever seen Gentleman? No. Okay. Gentleman's [ __ ] good. Like

Okay. Gentleman's [ __ ] good. Like he's got to watch Snash first though.

he's got to watch Snash first though. Yeah. Yeah. Long Stock to see Snash.

Yeah. Yeah. Long Stock to see Snash. I'll try to download it. Watch it on the

I'll try to download it. Watch it on the flight home. Sure. Dude, Snatch is one

flight home. Sure. Dude, Snatch is one of them. Huh? Cuz yours says replica and

of them. Huh? Cuz yours says replica and mine says Desert Eagle.

mine says Desert Eagle. Yeah, I've seen that. You like that?

Yeah, I've seen that. You like that? Yeah. All right. That's pull yourself.

Yeah. All right. That's pull yourself. He's the one that directed. That's what

He's the one that directed. That's what that directing style is. Those cuts.

that directing style is. Those cuts. Yeah. But now put Jason Stathithm

Yeah. But now put Jason Stathithm and Brad Brad playing a gypsy. I forgot

and Brad Brad playing a gypsy. I forgot Jason Stathithm was in that. It's been

Jason Stathithm was in that. It's been so long since I've watched that movie.

so long since I've watched that movie. We just watched that last year cuz she

We just watched that last year cuz she never watched it either. She's like,

never watched it either. She's like, "How have I missed this?" You like

"How have I missed this?" You like ducking bag. Wait, you know what I like

ducking bag. Wait, you know what I like Pikes? Wait, you're you're roughly my

Pikes? Wait, you're you're roughly my age. We would have been in high school

age. We would have been in high school at the same Vanessa. How old are you?

at the same Vanessa. How old are you? 28. We would have been in high school,

28. We would have been in high school, too. Here's the question.

too. Here's the question. When the movie Never Back Down came out,

When the movie Never Back Down came out, did all the high schoolers start at like

did all the high schoolers start at like an underground fight club at your high

an underground fight club at your high school? I don't know that movie. I think

school? I don't know that movie. I think in my high school, we were already

in my high school, we were already fighting each other. Oh, okay. It's like

fighting each other. Oh, okay. It's like some shitty movie about MMA, but like it

some shitty movie about MMA, but like it was it was super bad. It's like a a C

was it was super bad. It's like a a C film, but it went like super viral and

film, but it went like super viral and all the kids started like Rocky and High

all the kids started like Rocky and High School Musical had a baby. Yeah, that's

School Musical had a baby. Yeah, that's that's actually the best way to describe

that's actually the best way to describe it. Yeah, that was it was that was

it. Yeah, that was it was that was brilliant by the way. But like Sav just

brilliant by the way. But like Sav just said it's like it's really bad. But like

said it's like it's really bad. But like in 2008, so I was in eighth grade. Yeah,

in 2008, so I was in eighth grade. Yeah, it was it would have been my freshman

it was it would have been my freshman year. But like that movie came out and

year. But like that movie came out and like every high school in America had

like every high school in America had high school musical an underground MMA

high school musical an underground MMA fight club because of it in backyards

fight club because of it in backyards and just YouTube was littered with

and just YouTube was littered with videos of high school MMA fights because

videos of high school MMA fights because of this movie. It has the black guy from

of this movie. It has the black guy from the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy

the beginning of Guardians of the Galaxy and Amber Herd in it. Blood Diamond.

and Amber Herd in it. Blood Diamond. Give him credit. Was he in Blood

Give him credit. Was he in Blood Diamond? I'm pretty sure that's the guy

Diamond? I'm pretty sure that's the guy from Blood Diamond. Yes, it is. My god.

from Blood Diamond. Yes, it is. My god. Son of a [ __ ] And you were either

Son of a [ __ ] And you were either going to be racist or right. Yeah.

going to be racist or right. Yeah. jokes on you. I can do both. And Nick's

jokes on you. I can do both. And Nick's betting at everything on black.

betting at everything on black. Literally.

Literally. I was correct.

What the I've never heard of that movie in my entire life. Oh, you'd love it.

in my entire life. Oh, you'd love it. You would love it in a like, oh my god,

You would love it in a like, oh my god, this is so bad. It's hilarious type of

this is so bad. It's hilarious type of way. You should watch it. It's so We

way. You should watch it. It's so We used to watch Pride and beat the [ __ ]

used to watch Pride and beat the [ __ ] out of each other.

out of each other. This is like my high school. this way.

This is like my high school. this way. Nowadays, kids just watch Pride and

Nowadays, kids just watch Pride and Wrestle. I'll put it to you this way.

Wrestle. I'll put it to you this way. Imagine MMA knowledge in 2008. You were

Imagine MMA knowledge in 2008. You were doing MMA in 2008. So, like I was

doing MMA in 2008. So, like I was getting back from war in Well, you had

getting back from war in Well, you had you had like I got shot in [ __ ] you

you had like I got shot in [ __ ] you were cognizant of the UFC, right? So,

were cognizant of the UFC, right? So, like imagine MMA in 2008. So, like even

like imagine MMA in 2008. So, like even the most advanced MMA fighters on the

the most advanced MMA fighters on the planet were not technical by today's

planet were not technical by today's standards. Yeah, but imagine like 2008

standards. Yeah, but imagine like 2008 is the pinnacle of knowledge for MMA and

is the pinnacle of knowledge for MMA and then imagine that getting diluted down

then imagine that getting diluted down to a director's interpretation of it in

to a director's interpretation of it in 2008. It's god awful. Dude, that movie

2008. It's god awful. Dude, that movie is the gayest [ __ ] I've ever seen. Have

is the gayest [ __ ] I've ever seen. Have you ever seen the It goes viral on the

you ever seen the It goes viral on the internet every other year and it's

internet every other year and it's always like Marine fights a dude that

always like Marine fights a dude that was being cocky and it shows this like

was being cocky and it shows this like black dude with dress capita guy. Capawa

black dude with dress capita guy. Capawa guy. And then the Marines just like

guy. And then the Marines just like standing there cool and they just throw

standing there cool and they just throw one Superman punch and drop. That's from

one Superman punch and drop. That's from that movie. Really? Yes. That's a fight

that movie. Really? Yes. That's a fight scene from that movie. But it was just

scene from that movie. But it was just some guy with a cell phone recording

some guy with a cell phone recording recording the film on the TV in the

recording the film on the TV in the movie theater. That is that viral clip.

movie theater. That is that viral clip. It's from Never Back Down. I It's

It's from Never Back Down. I It's hilarious. Never Back Down is such a

hilarious. Never Back Down is such a 2008 title. It's like a What were the

2008 title. It's like a What were the Step Up? Yeah. Step up to Step Up to the

Step Up? Yeah. Step up to Step Up to the Streets or something like that. What was

Streets or something like that. What was the one with the drums? Drum line.

the one with the drums? Drum line. The line drum line. The newer one or the

The line drum line. The newer one or the drum line with Nick Cannon. Yeah, dude.

drum line with Nick Cannon. Yeah, dude. That is like all those movies. Every

That is like all those movies. Every time his stick hits a snare, he has

time his stick hits a snare, he has another kid. Yeah. Yeah. We just had the

another kid. Yeah. Yeah. We just had the he sired

he sired the one where he sired children with

the one where he sired children with half the staff.

half the staff. [ __ ] all those movies from that time

[ __ ] all those movies from that time frame are all the same with subtle

frame are all the same with subtle changes done to them. What if it was the

changes done to them. What if it was the same movie but with

same movie but with drums? Now cheerleading, now MMA.

drums? Now cheerleading, now MMA. Dude, my favorite thing that just

Dude, my favorite thing that just happened recently in cinema is we had

happened recently in cinema is we had like, you know, Negan beats up uh what's

like, you know, Negan beats up uh what's his dick with a baseball bat, right? And

his dick with a baseball bat, right? And The Walking Dead and then uh uh [ __ ]

The Walking Dead and then uh uh [ __ ] what's the anime that we've been

what's the anime that we've been watching? Invincible. Invincible comes

watching? Invincible. Invincible comes out. And uh now like Negan comes back

out. And uh now like Negan comes back and this the same the same writer for

and this the same the same writer for the entire show. Oh, that's right.

the entire show. Oh, that's right. Robert Kirkman, right? Yeah. Yeah. So

Robert Kirkman, right? Yeah. Yeah. So he's he's uh I forgot about that. Wait,

he's he's uh I forgot about that. Wait, he's directing Vince. I think he was a

he's directing Vince. I think he was a writer. Oh, I did not know that. So

writer. Oh, I did not know that. So Negan just showed up last week on that

Negan just showed up last week on that show and he's fighting like the I was

show and he's fighting like the I was say I can't remember the Asian guy's

say I can't remember the Asian guy's name. That's it was Glenn and the

name. That's it was Glenn and the Walking Dead. Yeah, it was Glenn and the

Walking Dead. Yeah, it was Glenn and the Walking Dead that Negan beat with a

Walking Dead that Negan beat with a baseball bat and then Glenn just beats

baseball bat and then Glenn just beats the absolute [ __ ] out of him in

the absolute [ __ ] out of him in Invincible and it's the same writer and

Invincible and it's the same writer and it's the same like the same actors in

it's the same like the same actors in the show. That was kind of your son

the show. That was kind of your son texts me like last week and just goes,

texts me like last week and just goes, "Uh, hey man, you watch Invincible?" I'm

"Uh, hey man, you watch Invincible?" I'm like, "No, I haven't seen this new

like, "No, I haven't seen this new season." He's like, "Cool. I'm going to

season." He's like, "Cool. I'm going to send you Invincible memes anyway."

And proceeds to send me eight memes. John has no chill. He will ruin every

John has no chill. He will ruin every single goddamn movie. My son, by the

single goddamn movie. My son, by the way, will ruin every movie you've ever

way, will ruin every movie you've ever seen on the planet, show, doesn't matter

seen on the planet, show, doesn't matter what it is. He will ruin it for you. He

what it is. He will ruin it for you. He just spoils. And like like Moody might

just spoils. And like like Moody might think I'm being mad at him sometimes or

think I'm being mad at him sometimes or I'm just being a dick, but I'm like,

I'm just being a dick, but I'm like, "John, shut up. Just shut the up cuz I I

"John, shut up. Just shut the up cuz I I know what you're about to do." He's

know what you're about to do." He's like, "Dad, you don't you don't want to

like, "Dad, you don't you don't want to hear about it?" I'm like, "No, I know

hear about it?" I'm like, "No, I know what you're about to do. I'm interested

what you're about to do. I'm interested in this series. Don't [ __ ] do it,

in this series. Don't [ __ ] do it, man. Don't do it. You're in a Mexican

man. Don't do it. You're in a Mexican standoff in your own kitchen. Yeah. I'm

standoff in your own kitchen. Yeah. I'm like, buddy, it wasn't a Mexican

like, buddy, it wasn't a Mexican standoff till Moody entered it, but you

standoff till Moody entered it, but you know, you know, I hate to use the old

know, you know, I hate to use the old the the white woman days that is, you

the the white woman days that is, you know, I brought you into this world and

know, I brought you into this world and I'll bring you out, but like I've wanted

I'll bring you out, but like I've wanted to actually hold him down and choke the

to actually hold him down and choke the life out of him for how how he's

life out of him for how how he's absolutely spoiled some animes and shows

absolutely spoiled some animes and shows and stuff for me at this point.

and stuff for me at this point. Anyways, I I love my side. That's the

Anyways, I I love my side. That's the point of that story. Guess guess what I

point of that story. Guess guess what I watched on the plane right here cuz of

watched on the plane right here cuz of you and those two over there. Wait,

you and those two over there. Wait, Devil Wear Prada? No. Damn it. [ __ ] Not

Devil Wear Prada? No. Damn it. [ __ ] Not that one. They're trying. You trying to

that one. They're trying. You trying to get them to watch Devil? I started so

get them to watch Devil? I started so good. I started watching it with you.

good. I started watching it with you. Watch it. I have seen it. See, it's not

Watch it. I have seen it. See, it's not good. Whatever. I started watching it

good. Whatever. I started watching it with you. Girls, you like it. Is that

with you. Girls, you like it. Is that like Are you being ironic about it? But

like Are you being ironic about it? But he also has a thing for me. So I Fair.

he also has a thing for me. So I Fair. That's my hall pass.

That's my hall pass. Your hall pass is Merryill Streep. Why

Your hall pass is Merryill Streep. Why do you know Pass is going to expire in

do you know Pass is going to expire in like four years, dude? Cool. You slept

like four years, dude? Cool. You slept with Megan Fox. Dope. I slept with

with Megan Fox. Dope. I slept with Meryill Streep.

Meryill Streep. Oh, you you sandpaper there, bud.

Oh, you you sandpaper there, bud. Yeah. Sorry, that was rude as [ __ ]

Yeah. Sorry, that was rude as [ __ ] Yeah, have nothing. I have nothing

Yeah, have nothing. I have nothing against Sorry, babe. They didn't

mean Stream comes on. I'm like, what the [ __ ] The gang negs Merrill Street.

[ __ ] The gang negs Merrill Street. That's the episode there.

Smells like the heat coming out of an Atari.

Atari. Would you like to play a game?

The Tesla coil pack. Oh, she is 71. No, I uh I watched I finished watching Baby

I uh I watched I finished watching Baby Driver on the flight here. Such a good

Driver on the flight here. Such a good movie. That was a Yeah, you didn't get a

movie. That was a Yeah, you didn't get a [ __ ] Yeah, I didn't get finished. No,

[ __ ] Yeah, I didn't get finished. No, sorry. She's 75.

sorry. She's 75. What is it? Merryill Street is 75. Yeah,

What is it? Merryill Street is 75. Yeah, she's older. God damn. We're going to

she's older. God damn. We're going to catch secondhand social security.

She's fantastic. Fantastic actress. Who's the guy? Sorry. She's dope. The

Who's the guy? Sorry. She's dope. The one dude always get confused in that

one dude always get confused in that movie.

You're talking about uh It's not It's not It's not judging right now. It's not

not It's not judging right now. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. It's the other guy

Jeffrey Dean Morgan. It's the other guy that's handsome as [ __ ] who's in like

that's handsome as [ __ ] who's in like every cool movie that Taylor Sheridan

every cool movie that Taylor Sheridan does. Wait, who? In Baby Driver. It's

does. Wait, who? In Baby Driver. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. There's so John

not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. There's so John Bernthal's Suits. No, no, no. Uh, you're

Bernthal's Suits. No, no, no. Uh, you're talking about the main the protagonist

talking about the main the protagonist or Yeah, the the guy that was just in

or Yeah, the the guy that was just in Puffy Miles Teller. Nah. Uh, no. The guy

Puffy Miles Teller. Nah. Uh, no. The guy that plays N. Handsome handsome dude.

that plays N. Handsome handsome dude. No, no, no. It's not Jeffrey Dean

No, no, no. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I've never seen Fox. John him.

Morgan. I've never seen Fox. John him. John him. Yeah, it's John Him. He's the

John him. Yeah, it's John Him. He's the other guy in Baby Driver. John him. He's

other guy in Baby Driver. John him. He's the main guy of Madman. Oh, okay.

the main guy of Madman. Oh, okay. Handsome dude. Just like I don't It's

Handsome dude. Just like I don't It's the thing that happens when like people

the thing that happens when like people come up to me and they're just like

come up to me and they're just like trying to be [ __ ] to me. There's

trying to be [ __ ] to me. There's like you did this, this, and this Cody.

like you did this, this, and this Cody. And it's like I don't think about you at

And it's like I don't think about you at all. That's one of my favorite quotes

all. That's one of my favorite quotes from that [ __ ] show. Yeah, that's

from that [ __ ] show. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. The the best scene.

what I'm saying. The the best scene. What's the guy say? He's like, "Well, I

What's the guy say? He's like, "Well, I think you're blah blah blah." Yeah. He's

think you're blah blah blah." Yeah. He's like, "I don't think about I don't think

like, "I don't think about I don't think about you at all." Baby Driver's

about you at all." Baby Driver's fantastic, though. No, I mean, the

fantastic, though. No, I mean, the directing of like it's really Are we

directing of like it's really Are we just figing out this [ __ ] tonight? Have

just figing out this [ __ ] tonight? Have I seen every goddamn movie under the You

I seen every goddamn movie under the You guys haven't seen it. the directing of

guys haven't seen it. the directing of like how you can only hear the rest of

like how you can only hear the rest of the dialogue when he has one earbud in

the dialogue when he has one earbud in and then like when he takes both earbuds

and then like when he takes both earbuds out is like the only time that the

out is like the only time that the movie's like kind of quiet and like oh

movie's like kind of quiet and like oh the opening scene so much where he's

the opening scene so much where he's just vibing. Yeah. He's listening to the

just vibing. Yeah. He's listening to the music. I love when he's like wait and he

music. I love when he's like wait and he restarts the song. He's like

restarts the song. He's like yeah and then he's just like and he's

yeah and then he's just like and he's just like this

just like this incred he's one of my favorite. Oh, I'd

incred he's one of my favorite. Oh, I'd love Edgar Wright. Sean Sha uh Baby

love Edgar Wright. Sean Sha uh Baby Driver.

Driver. Uh he's real big he's real big into

Uh he's real big he's real big into physical comedy and retention beats.

physical comedy and retention beats. Yes, it's that's how he and transitions.

Yes, it's that's how he and transitions. He's he's known for how he transitions

He's he's known for how he transitions from one moment to the next or uh going

from one moment to the next or uh going from one place to the next. Shan of the

from one place to the next. Shan of the Dead, uh Baby Driver, Last Night in

Dead, uh Baby Driver, Last Night in Soho, The World's

Soho, The World's End, Sean Pilgrim versus the World. Yep.

End, Sean Pilgrim versus the World. Yep. which I like if you want to see like

which I like if you want to see like retention beats and like physical comedy

retention beats and like physical comedy beats. My god, that is a amazing movie.

beats. My god, that is a amazing movie. Hot Fuzz, Grind House, and like that

Hot Fuzz, Grind House, and like that that's something we haven't talked about

that's something we haven't talked about actually on the the podcast recently is

actually on the the podcast recently is Retention Beats.

Retention Beats. So like I I had my nephew actually text

So like I I had my nephew actually text me today and he's like, "Hey, how can I

me today and he's like, "Hey, how can I become a YouTuber?" I was like, "Dude,

become a YouTuber?" I was like, "Dude, that is such a loaded [ __ ] question."

that is such a loaded [ __ ] question." Like cuz he he Yeah, he's he's like 9

Like cuz he he Yeah, he's he's like 9 years old. He's like, "How can I become

years old. He's like, "How can I become a YouTuber? how can I do the thing that

a YouTuber? how can I do the thing that you do? It's like, buddy, you got to

you do? It's like, buddy, you got to learn what your attention beats are cuz

learn what your attention beats are cuz it's a little holding your audience at

it's a little holding your audience at certain points. It's a little depressing

certain points. It's a little depressing cuz like the YouTuber in in the uh the I

cuz like the YouTuber in in the uh the I guess with the upcoming uh upcoming

guess with the upcoming uh upcoming generation like YouTuber is our

generation like YouTuber is our generation's actor. Yeah. Like that's

generation's actor. Yeah. Like that's what all the kids like what do you want

what all the kids like what do you want to do when you grow up? It's like I want

to do when you grow up? It's like I want to be an influencer and I'm just like be

to be an influencer and I'm just like be a YouTuber.

a YouTuber. Edgar Wright does I mean if you look at

Edgar Wright does I mean if you look at him or also why you guys like Guy Richie

him or also why you guys like Guy Richie both have a very stylistically they are

both have a very stylistically they are the same on how they make something

the same on how they make something boring fun. So if you're going from Hot

boring fun. So if you're going from Hot Fuzz or Shauna of the Dead No Hot Fuzz

Fuzz or Shauna of the Dead No Hot Fuzz when they're he's going from England to

when they're he's going from England to that [ __ ] town. Yeah. He makes it so

that [ __ ] town. Yeah. He makes it so much fun. Same for bed driven. Yeah.

much fun. Same for bed driven. Yeah. Exactly.

Exactly. Time reception. Even on the phone, the

Time reception. Even on the phone, the phone goes down in reception to show he

phone goes down in reception to show he start at full bars and when he lands at

start at full bars and when he lands at his final destination, one bar. Did you

his final destination, one bar. Did you know he wrote the screenplay for

know he wrote the screenplay for Ant-Man? I did not know that. I didn't,

Ant-Man? I did not know that. I didn't, but it makes a lot of sense now that I

but it makes a lot of sense now that I know that. No. Yeah. Gosh. Right there

know that. No. Yeah. Gosh. Right there is IMDb. He's hands down one of my

is IMDb. He's hands down one of my favorite directors. It's the thing that

favorite directors. It's the thing that I like. I was watching uh The Irishman

I like. I was watching uh The Irishman the other day and it's like all four.

the other day and it's like all four. Well, that's that's why Scorsese did so

Well, that's that's why Scorsese did so well in his earlier days. Like even even

well in his earlier days. Like even even with um uh Ray Leotaa, Good Fellas. Good

with um uh Ray Leotaa, Good Fellas. Good Fellas. Yeah, dude. The retention beast.

Fellas. Yeah, dude. The retention beast. Remember he's like always wanted to be a

Remember he's like always wanted to be a gangster and it's like cut cut. He's

gangster and it's like cut cut. He's holding your attention with the

holding your attention with the retention beast. And a lot of people

retention beast. And a lot of people don't understand retention beats is a

don't understand retention beats is a weird weird

weird weird we made her entire career career off of.

we made her entire career career off of. Ironically, the biggest scene people

Ironically, the biggest scene people remember from that movie is the scene

remember from that movie is the scene without Well, I guess it had retention

without Well, I guess it had retention beats, but like the scene with no cuts.

beats, but like the scene with no cuts. the uh the wer that they do in the

the uh the wer that they do in the nightclub. Oh yeah, that's [ __ ] rad.

nightclub. Oh yeah, that's [ __ ] rad. That was probably one of the gayest

That was probably one of the gayest things we've ever done together is uh

things we've ever done together is uh when we were sitting in the uh on the

when we were sitting in the uh on the plane and you just like hand me an

plane and you just like hand me an earbud and was like, "What? What?"

earbud and was like, "What? What?" You're like, "Good fellas." I was

You're like, "Good fellas." I was like, "Okay, we just watched Good Fellas

like, "Okay, we just watched Good Fellas together for like two hours." I don't

together for like two hours." I don't know. Didn't know about that. Yeah. I

know. Didn't know about that. Yeah. I think it was part of the live show tour

think it was part of the live show tour actually.

actually. It's like I was just like handling my

It's like I was just like handling my own [ __ ] on my phone. He's just like,

own [ __ ] on my phone. He's just like, "Yo, hey, bro. Good fellas." It's like,

"Yo, hey, bro. Good fellas." It's like, "All right." Speaking of silly stuff,

"All right." Speaking of silly stuff, um, what the happened? I left on a

um, what the happened? I left on a different flight from you guys from New

different flight from you guys from New Hampshire, but I when we were on our way

Hampshire, but I when we were on our way to the airport, we stopped at

to the airport, we stopped at a gas station to fill up the rental cars

a gas station to fill up the rental cars cuz we didn't have enough gas to get

cuz we didn't have enough gas to get back to Boston to catch our flights. And

back to Boston to catch our flights. And at the gas station, we were all just

at the gas station, we were all just grabbing like energy drinks and

grabbing like energy drinks and Gatorades and whatever the [ __ ] we

Gatorades and whatever the [ __ ] we wanted. And Connor and like three other

wanted. And Connor and like three other people in our group like brought stuff

people in our group like brought stuff up. I was like, I'll just throw it on

up. I was like, I'll just throw it on there. I'll buy it. Whatever. Like it's

there. I'll buy it. Whatever. Like it's not a big deal. I'm just trying to

not a big deal. I'm just trying to expedite this so we can get going. And

expedite this so we can get going. And Connor's like, "Oh, well, in that case,

Connor's like, "Oh, well, in that case, if you're buying and he just like grabs,

if you're buying and he just like grabs, you know those little tiny wooden boxes

you know those little tiny wooden boxes that you open and there's like a little

that you open and there's like a little a little bug with the little jingly legs

a little bug with the little jingly legs that you got when you were like three.

that you got when you were like three. He just like in that case he grabs it

He just like in that case he grabs it and throws it on the counter and I was

and throws it on the counter and I was like, "Okay, well I I don't give a

like, "Okay, well I I don't give a shit." Like Conor's just being funny.

shit." Like Conor's just being funny. That's the most Conor ever, right? But

That's the most Conor ever, right? But like apparently the the bug became an

like apparently the the bug became an issue on your guys' flight home from

issue on your guys' flight home from what Conor said. He was showing off his

what Conor said. He was showing off his bug to the flight attendants and you

bug to the flight attendants and you guys. So here's the thing. He was the

guys. So here's the thing. He was the only one because we uh we were all like

only one because we uh we were all like in uh in uh like economy, business,

in uh in uh like economy, business, whatever. Uh, and I I I ended up paying

whatever. Uh, and I I I ended up paying for him to go to uh New Hampshire

for him to go to uh New Hampshire because like it was a last minute thing.

because like it was a last minute thing. He wasn't part of the trip and I was

He wasn't part of the trip and I was just like, "Oh, [ __ ] it. I I'll pay for

just like, "Oh, [ __ ] it. I I'll pay for your flight." So, I uh I had to pay for

your flight." So, I uh I had to pay for his flight home and I was like, "Oh,

his flight home and I was like, "Oh, like last minute." The only uh ticket

like last minute." The only uh ticket that was left available was first class.

that was left available was first class. So, he was the only one in first class.

So, he was the only one in first class. So, he's getting hammered. Free drinks.

So, he's getting hammered. Free drinks. And like we're we're all [ __ ] around,

And like we're we're all [ __ ] around, you know?

you know? We're we're we're we're we're hanging

We're we're we're we're we're hanging out and

out and uh Connor like every time the the flight

uh Connor like every time the the flight attendants come back and forth, he's

attendants come back and forth, he's just like, "You want to see my cool

just like, "You want to see my cool bug?" Show the bug to everybody.

bug?" Show the bug to everybody. Everybody seen the bug. Everyone and it

Everybody seen the bug. Everyone and it was like it's it's a Connor bit, but if

was like it's it's a Connor bit, but if you don't know Connor,

you don't know Connor, it's a weird guy. It might be a flight

it's a weird guy. It might be a flight risk. Yeah.

They stuck the special kid in first class. Every time though, he's like,

class. Every time though, he's like, "Cool bug." What you see about cool bug?

"Cool bug." What you see about cool bug? He would just turn around cuz we're

He would just turn around cuz we're like, we are in the first row behind

like, we are in the first row behind first class. So, he would just like turn

first class. So, he would just like turn around sometimes. He's

Have you seen my cool bug? I forgot. Yes, Connor. We saw your cool. That's

Yes, Connor. We saw your cool. That's very cool, Connor. It was like we landed

very cool, Connor. It was like we landed and then everyone it was like wait for a

and then everyone it was like wait for a moment and then everyone's just so beat

moment and then everyone's just so beat and tired at that po point. Everyone's

and tired at that po point. Everyone's like yeah we everyone went home

like yeah we everyone went home instantly. They didn't wait for each

instantly. They didn't wait for each other anything. It was like nope a

other anything. It was like nope a single text and then it was like no

single text and then it was like no we're not waiting for each other.

we're not waiting for each other. Everyone's tired and ready to go home.

Everyone's tired and ready to go home. And then we text each other like oh

And then we text each other like oh [ __ ] But as soon as I left the [ __ ]

[ __ ] But as soon as I left the [ __ ] airport he text me a picture of the bug.

airport he text me a picture of the bug. Have you seen it?

I never thought I wanted another autistic uncle until I met Connor. Yep.

autistic uncle until I met Connor. Yep. Like he he brings me so much joy with

Like he he brings me so much joy with this little bug. I guess you should have

this little bug. I guess you should have seen Connor this morning. Oh no. He

seen Connor this morning. Oh no. He comes staggering down the stairs. You

comes staggering down the stairs. You all right? I got to get John to school.

all right? I got to get John to school. [Laughter]

[Laughter] Jesus.

Jesus. I woke up at I text you at one time. I

I woke up at I text you at one time. I was like, "Hey, did you make your

was like, "Hey, did you make your flight?" Cuz I went to bed at a decent

flight?" Cuz I went to bed at a decent human. You got up at 6:00. I went to bed

human. You got up at 6:00. I went to bed at 4.

at 4. Oh, God. Godspeed. You guys are

Oh, God. Godspeed. You guys are old. I just like I'm like, I'm going to

old. I just like I'm like, I'm going to go home.

go home. We had the best job I've ever had. Best

We had the best job I've ever had. Best job we ever had. Dude, my liver I just

job we ever had. Dude, my liver I just can't I can't keep up with you guys at

can't I can't keep up with you guys at all anymore. I'm like I don't even try.

all anymore. I'm like I don't even try. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go

I'm like, you know what? I'm going to go home and get some hydration. What's

home and get some hydration. What's What's funny is we don't judge you for

What's funny is we don't judge you for it. We actually kind of envy you a

it. We actually kind of envy you a little bit. We're just like, man, I bet

little bit. We're just like, man, I bet Eli feels great today. Dude, when I wake

Eli feels great today. Dude, when I wake up and I see you, especially every day

up and I see you, especially every day in Boston. Oh god.

in Boston. Oh god. I ju reference, the first night we we

I ju reference, the first night we we all had an Airbnb and the walls were

all had an Airbnb and the walls were like made of this just paper. I heard

like made of this just paper. I heard when you all came home and I was like,

when you all came home and I was like, "Oh, it's so loud. Oh, it's so hot." So,

"Oh, it's so loud. Oh, it's so hot." So, well, I think it was just a miserable

well, I think it was just a miserable experience. Just the [ __ ] stairs.

experience. Just the [ __ ] stairs. That's the 90°.

That's the 90°. The ladder. You mean they were like the

The ladder. You mean they were like the ladder? Each There was like four steps.

ladder? Each There was like four steps. Each one of them was 18 in high. You had

Each one of them was 18 in high. You had to put on a harness and attach like a

to put on a harness and attach like a D-ring to a rope to climb the

stairs. We were that first night we almost got arrested. We talked about

almost got arrested. We talked about that on the last podcast. And we came

that on the last podcast. And we came home and just getting up those stairs.

home and just getting up those stairs. That was a chore. But you could hear

That was a chore. But you could hear somebody like Cody, didn't you say it's

somebody like Cody, didn't you say it's like I heard somebody talking on their

like I heard somebody talking on their phone from like four rooms away whisper.

phone from like four rooms away whisper. And then Connor took a shower for an

And then Connor took a shower for an hour. I we

literally dancing and he took a shower. Yeah. Self love for an hour. I was like

Yeah. Self love for an hour. I was like I was meditating. I was talking with

I was meditating. I was talking with Moody. He meditates really fast.

Moody. He meditates really fast. Vigorously some would say. Vigorously

Vigorously some would say. Vigorously meditating.

meditating. Freshwater jellyfish. Yeah. She Well,

Freshwater jellyfish. Yeah. She Well, she was like like Moody was like, "Do

she was like like Moody was like, "Do you want to do it?" And I was like, "No,

you want to do it?" And I was like, "No, not here. Not here." Cuz yeah, I like

not here. Not here." Cuz yeah, I like like what you were saying. I could hear

like what you were saying. I could hear someone

someone talking as you guys were on the top the

talking as you guys were on the top the top bunk bed.

top bunk bed. Wow. Cody and Mutter are eating

Wow. Cody and Mutter are eating macaroni.

macaroni. Wild.

Wild. We We apparing

We We apparing We appreciate the uh the consideration

We appreciate the uh the consideration cuz that would have been 5.1 HD surround

cuz that would have been 5.1 HD surround sound for the rest of us, dude. I And

sound for the rest of us, dude. I And there was one Cody had one bathroom and

there was one Cody had one bathroom and then there was one for how many people?

then there was one for how many people? 12 people in a [ __ ] house. I Dude,

12 people in a [ __ ] house. I Dude, they one night and I was like, "Hey

they one night and I was like, "Hey babe, find us a hotel down the street."

babe, find us a hotel down the street." New England is wild cuz every restaurant

New England is wild cuz every restaurant we went to, there's 100 [ __ ]

we went to, there's 100 [ __ ] There's 100 heartbeats in this

There's 100 heartbeats in this restaurant and there is one unisex

restaurant and there is one unisex bathroom. Why are there no bathrooms in

bathroom. Why are there no bathrooms in New England? Dude, the house again. it.

New England? Dude, the house again. it. That was a big

That was a big house. One bathroom. And then we showed

house. One bathroom. And then we showed up that day and then y'all are just

up that day and then y'all are just fighting over the bathroom because

fighting over the bathroom because Connor was meditating

Connor was meditating and everyone was creating freshwater

and everyone was creating freshwater jellyfish. Conor Connor meditated all

jellyfish. Conor Connor meditated all over the floor of the bathroom. So we or

over the floor of the bathroom. So we or the floor of the shower.

the floor of the shower. I remember. No, no, no. I remember

I remember. No, no, no. I remember Connor uh he was creating freshwater

Connor uh he was creating freshwater [ __ ] jellyfish over Kimmy Granger

[ __ ] jellyfish over Kimmy Granger likes it rough and then he wouldn't stop

likes it rough and then he wouldn't stop telling us the next morning he just

telling us the next morning he just tweeted just that title on Twitter. No

tweeted just that title on Twitter. No contest or anything. He just tweeted

contest or anything. He just tweeted just that. I was like Finn went to bed

just that. I was like Finn went to bed and uh cuz he took S and I's room after

and uh cuz he took S and I's room after we left and he's like yeah had the

we left and he's like yeah had the window open cuz it was hot and he's like

window open cuz it was hot and he's like and then I got woke up at like 2:00 in

and then I got woke up at like 2:00 in the morning because Brandon and Connor

the morning because Brandon and Connor were having a bro moment together

were having a bro moment together outside my window. Who was it? Uh Finn.

outside my window. Who was it? Uh Finn. Finn. Oh no. You guys were drunk outside

Finn. Oh no. You guys were drunk outside on the like balcony just doing a bro

on the like balcony just doing a bro moment. No, we were out we were in the

moment. No, we were out we were in the parking lot. Yeah, he had the

parking lot. Yeah, he had the Oh, no. Well, okay. There's no privacy

Oh, no. Well, okay. There's no privacy in those like little shotgun houses they

in those like little shotgun houses they have there. We were actually kind of

have there. We were actually kind of worried because we we realized we were

worried because we we realized we were talking about like some relatively

talking about like some relatively sensitive [ __ ] and we look over and we

sensitive [ __ ] and we look over and we saw an open window and we thought that

saw an open window and we thought that was not part of our house. We're like,

was not part of our house. We're like, "Oh man, some random

"Oh man, some random neighbor learn some group

neighbor learn some group lore and it was just fun." And he's

lore and it was just fun." And he's under an NDA, so that's fine. That and

under an NDA, so that's fine. That and we know where he lives. Yeah. And then

we know where he lives. Yeah. And then me and Sav didn't try to make macaroni

me and Sav didn't try to make macaroni either because again, paper thin walls

either because again, paper thin walls and hearing your guys' voices make me

and hearing your guys' voices make me flaccid really fast.

flaccid really fast. It would be awkward if it made you break

It would be awkward if it made you break up the minute. Wait, wait, wait. Now,

up the minute. Wait, wait, wait. Now, today we're talking about

load size large. Walk out. High five Nick for no reason.

Nick for no reason. Drink some Gatorade. Go back to back. I

Drink some Gatorade. Go back to back. I didn't realize I was playing co-op.

didn't realize I was playing co-op. That [ __ ] tight. God dang it. Yeah.

That [ __ ] tight. God dang it. Yeah. Boston or wherever we were. Can we say

Boston or wherever we were. Can we say New say the city?

New say the city? I can't wait for that body cam patch to

I can't wait for that body cam patch to come out where I'm just totally [ __ ]

come out where I'm just totally [ __ ] talking a cop. It's hilarious.

talking a cop. It's hilarious. You said it's hilarious. I I [ __ ]

You said it's hilarious. I I [ __ ] feel bad about it. I don't know. He did

feel bad about it. I don't know. He did a bad job. It's a learning moment. It

a bad job. It's a learning moment. It was I'm still surprised you can get

was I'm still surprised you can get detained without

detained without He had no right to detain us. That's why

He had no right to detain us. That's why I was so angry. Yeah, you were angry cuz

I was so angry. Yeah, you were angry cuz he was doing a bad job. There's nothing

he was doing a bad job. There's nothing wrong with that. That's why you're like

wrong with that. That's why you're like a secret shopper for cops with You're

a secret shopper for cops with You're undercover boss. You're like a secret

undercover boss. You're like a secret shopper except you were actually drunk.

Please do. On today's episode, I'm going to pretend to be hammered.

to pretend to be hammered. Can you break down that video on you

Can you break down that video on you recorded? I'm not going to lie, it was

recorded? I'm not going to lie, it was kind of funny. It was hilarious. As soon

kind of funny. It was hilarious. As soon as I pulled up, I went

the [ __ ] this group. It was funny cuz like me and you were very comfortable

like me and you were very comfortable with the situation and everyone else was

with the situation and everyone else was so not having it. Yeah. Well, like

so not having it. Yeah. Well, like Connor's like, "I don't talk to cops. I

Connor's like, "I don't talk to cops. I don't talk to cops."

don't talk to cops." ripping cigarettes like Dale Gribble. I

ripping cigarettes like Dale Gribble. I don't talk to cops.

don't talk to cops. I don't talk to cops. He said it like 15

I don't talk to cops. He said it like 15 times.

times. He's like double fisting cigarettes. I

He's like double fisting cigarettes. I know my

know my rights and the dude I like my

rights and the dude I like my perspective because again I went home

perspective because again I went home early. I would wake up and then hear the

early. I would wake up and then hear the story and I thought it was a joke at

story and I thought it was a joke at first. Then the next day I come back and

first. Then the next day I come back and they're like, "Yo, we tried to go back

they're like, "Yo, we tried to go back to the same bar." I'm like, "You still

to the same bar." I'm like, "You still thought it was a joke?" No, the first

thought it was a joke?" No, the first night I figured at the breakfast

night I figured at the breakfast everyone's hung over like, "Oh, you guys

everyone's hung over like, "Oh, you guys went hard last night." Like, "We almost

went hard last night." Like, "We almost got arrested." I'm like, "H,

got arrested." I'm like, "H, Finn pulls out camera." Oh. Oh,

Finn pulls out camera." Oh. Oh, okay. Eli, how was your night? Oh, I

okay. Eli, how was your night? Oh, I slept pretty well. How'd yours go? We

slept pretty well. How'd yours go? We got detained.

got detained. Then the next day, I come back. We went

Then the next day, I come back. We went back to the same place. I'm like, why?

back to the same place. I'm like, why? My favorite though is the the plan

My favorite though is the the plan because funny Eli. I know because funny.

because funny Eli. I know because funny. The plan for the third night of like

The plan for the third night of like getting the Amazon like the Groucho

getting the Amazon like the Groucho Marks glasses with the mustache and

Marks glasses with the mustache and nose.

nose. Just wearing a disguise. Like come on.

Just wearing a disguise. Like come on. If you guys don't have a sense of humor

If you guys don't have a sense of humor about this one, you're [ __ ] lost. I

about this one, you're [ __ ] lost. I can't help you.

can't help you. Oh, on that note, we can close. We'll do

Oh, on that note, we can close. We'll do an after show for like 10 minutes. Do an

an after show for like 10 minutes. Do an after show.

after show. Guys, I hope you follow our Patreon,

Guys, I hope you follow our Patreon, too, because we do an after show where

too, because we do an after show where we go absolutely off the rails if we

we go absolutely off the rails if we haven't already. Cody says the N word,

dude. A Patreon. It's a new record. Thank you guys for joining the

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