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Rasizmo Skandalas ir Žinutė iš KGB | Savaitės Rifas #144 w/ Evaldas Jasaitis ir Vanilla Killa B
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Something like a bottle is floating.
I say, we found a bottle. Can we open it?
Maybe you'd better not open it. There are placed
news from enemies. I am sending that message.
from Vilnius, because the KGB is following me.
Ah, during physical education, someone was talking and
What's wrong with this? Everyone lines up.
They came to me and told everyone [Music]
[Music]
Welcome back, this is the week's siif
and today there is no Emilio, because he
vacationing in Cyprus, because simply
tired, got a stroke, as they say,
from the grain, from everything. And that's why I
I changed my biggest enemy to the studio.
Elda Jasaitė. Hey, hello. Nice, nice
would be presented like this. I feel the clan representative.
representative. His,
His, yes.
yes.
I send my best wishes to Emilia Kipro.
I hope you're having a good time. While you
Have a good time, we'll continue to pave the way
and we work and try to overtake you.
And you know, he will hate it. Anyway, this one
episode, he'll be there, damn it, Jasaitis
Nachui is sitting. I wanted him to sit down.
here, but Jasaitis says: "No, here "will go crazy."
"will go crazy."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to offend the audience. Here is this one
Emilio is a ghost. Now people
I think Emil is so exhausted. Emil,
Emil,
on both
those stages. Emil,
on that,
Everything is so tired of grinding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's his. And another guest, my good one
friend and artist Vanila Kilab.
I'm not even a comedian, I'm like an artist. artist.
artist.
I'm glad you have him as a monthly employee.
You present me as an enemy. Mine
such a profession.
Emilio's enemy and artist, well. No,
I don't know what kind of company this is.
Oh, well, look, here's a question for you.
jaisaitė, are you a comedian or a comedy?
is art, are you an artist?
Yes, absolutely.
yes. I am me
you lie you when you think it touches you from
Something inside tickles your [ __ ] and you
you come up with that idea or you print it with
sitting at home with wine
I think the podcast will be today.
I'm sitting at home with wine and thinking, hmmm, here
Chardonnay and then I come up with Bayer
blet not here maybe more not art but a
Well, how can it not be art when I
I say, girls are like that.
well yeah yeah yeah his
his
anyway, that's what I mean, well
There is just a structure and nothing else.
a nerd can run a structure, write
a bajar with rhythm in the voice.
Yeah, that intonation
it works. That's fine, it's not a hack.
artists, but just a good comedian.
It's probably already possible.
heading somewhere towards it.
There's just no craft here, I feel it.
What do I know, well, like
It's art, it's a performance of speech. Well,
all good comedians, no matter how much
They are flat, huh, they don't do much acting,
they still learn.
Make the car suitable for this purpose.
performance on stage. Everyone
discovers that more active, less. Some are
Kevin Hart, others maybe more Norman,
but still everyone has their own type.
It seems to me that art is a stage
stand on stage very pretentiously
sounds like saying that
that personal because of such a title his alone
I just want to say no on principle.
Yeah, yeah, a comedian can't say it. Yes, but
Anyway, welcome to his LRT culture.
LRT epic
Oh my
no no we can't write any
The product was recommended to us by you.
to the radio LRT radio would give the program to host LRT
we should talk like this all the time in voices
in voices
maybe we should whisper so softly
it can never be called LRT never
no one raises a voice about the structure of art
stand-alone structure
So, Roka Sabans, what do you think?
comedy is an art
I would think that comedy is actually art
art Aha
Aha
because in comedy we talk about many things things
things about
about
I feel like we're being heard more now than
What is Nila talking about?
The DJ at the console will make the sound louder
is. Everything is fine.
His. No, I don't mean to say that.
art indeed.
Yes, because it is cocky. Don't want to be cruel
It is cocky. Menin not solid.
not solid. No,
No,
It is not solid. His,
I said, he pulled before the inning on
cameras, that a comedian can't be cool.
You can't. His,
Comedy should be anti-cool. Yes,
Yes,
It can't be that cool. Can't walk with
skin, with It can't be hard, it can't
attend cool parties, eat
gold or something.
Yes, if you get through, you're lucky,
you won as a comedian. Guilty.
Guilty. Guilty.
Guilty. His.
His.
Well, vanilla is harder to find now, because of that,
because he has hardened. When did he start
comedy. was
no no, when he started comedy, everyone
He was brutally attacked, saying, "Wow, this guy
so sweet, so sweet, so sweet and
so funny jokes about it because he
It seemed simple. A simple comb,
a young child from Kaunas, from
poor family, poor neighborhood,
very poorly dressed,
with pastel colors, everything is coordinated
"It was tennis." He was a bit of a nerd, but everyone
said, "Wow, this is his man. He says, e."
But everyone saw that he was getting ready from outside. poverty.
poverty.
But he came anyway
It is being combined from the poverty that exists.
But he came right away with the brandy. He/She
has its own truly unique brand. This
I don't know. Sounds pretty cool to me. J
J his
his
A little bitty, but a bit cultured and polite
completely guilty.
Too cool. Too much to take to heart
hand. Thanks. Now he is complaining.
engaged in, bowling. It's all hip here, hip-hop.
hip-hop.
We're both hip, so you're hip too.
We have the same hairstyle as you. His,
His, yes,
yes,
We go to the same hairdresser.
Well, yes, we are newbies.
We are nerds. We are absolute
you guys Hipsteria niuchai. And you, Elda?
You won't get away with it either. You are also full.
a nerd with his vintage Spurs shirt. [ __ ].
[ __ ].
And those glasses you have from
The sun and the color are like this. I
I understand that you want to be a simple guy,
but you are the one
no, I want a [ __ ], I want a [ __ ]
to join Vilnius. I can't at all. how
how
So you have one foot here, the other there. yet.
yet.
No, I am, I am trying to sit on two chairs.
at the same time. I want to be tough, but
and a little bit of merchandise. I want me,
I want to be tough, but that makes me
sometimes the tough guys say to others: "Come here to ours."
ours."
Yes, yes.
To allow you to hold the ball.
Oh, I always want the tough guys to
would say to me: "Come here to us."
This is where all life is. his
his
to be around tough people.
Oh, my goal is that my friend
would become a coward in a traffic jam.
Damn, I wish I could
I could stick my tongue out at him.
Take a photo of the drawer opened in the photos.
But you seem like a tougher person. You
You look like a bit tougher guard.
Who is this?
guard? Ignatius.
Oh, we don't know those.
This is just the worst.
A player for the national team. Oh, well
oh my god
yes, yes
I I I only know how to dig counter
which I now support as a servant
What is digging a hole?
so the newest player is now gone
The zaip is like if you walk by
In kindergarten you will hear how the children throw
trash in the trash can and says no
Don't worry, it's not a bad contract.
to dig into the account
to dig into the account young
young
not what I thought, some kind of second person
is that new one the coolest No, no, no,
no,
no, it's a shame he didn't make the national team, because here
here
joking. Not really here
It's kind of a bummer to dig a hole. No,
No,
no, it's better to dig a hole
There is definitely a real new damage.
Doesn't sound like a basketball player.
No, it seems completely contradictory to me.
least cool last name. Counterattack
could be someone who would take off somewhere
to the flute. The best flute then
Maris is the best flutist Lithuania.
Lithuania.
The camp is being dug up.
And what do you distinguish between Margery Normant and
Dig into the account?
Margery Normant sounds like
the name of a medieval prince. It seems.
He could knight them.
Margiris Normands looked
Digging is counterproductive.
No, not Digging Crimea. He/She
sounds like Pala, but there is no such thing as a a
Museum in Palanga, Kastytis Kontrimo
museum. Juatis and Kastycia
it sounds like a museum of some kind
Could you be kidding? You won't find one like that. human
human
because he's no longer underground anymore
You just left, you're just a pain in the ass.
Did you know that Denis Rodoman is only 23?
years ago he was somewhere in pain
practically homeless he found himself. This is it.
himself with Kastytis Konrum
look at the text in Google Dig
counter attack throw basketball counter attack
Zalgiris Facebook Zalgiris player basketball player
basketball player
But there is no such thing as lying here. Is there?
There is one good one.
is. And that's not what you're going to call it.
basketball player How would I know that I'm alone here?
the best? There is some kind of love here. Who
is it here?
No, he's just a rookie and he's brutal.
now it's raining. Now it's popping and it's already like
But you don't know Ignas, Sargiūnas, but you know countermeasure.
countermeasure.
Well, I like Zalgiris.
Zalgiris fan.
Yes. Jo, are you hip or hip? wow?
wow?
Oh, but you're from Kaunas. Sirvuch, by the way, how much?
scored, didn't score a single one. One three-pointer
scored over all sometimes sequences sometimes niches
niches
Well, that's how it happens.
Well, it happens, well, it happens anyway.
And do you support what happened to Schroeder? Who
What is it? What?
Well, the heartache begins.
Schroeder. His main enemy.
The main enemy. Yes, yes. Maybe that's it.
fan and he mixed it up with shredder red
The monkey's voice started, the monkey too. Oh,
Oh,
Do you support or not? Supports
No, I don't really support it.
Wait for the shard now. Are you a fan of that?
Is that clear, Shirioder? Schroeder's not
not for the fans. Well, how can people? Well, no.
Well, that's ugly.
It's not pretty. I would say I will tell you. If you
You're making monkey noises, you black guy.
If you see it, you are a monkey yourself. Wow
so what?
Well, call them roosters. Rooster.
[ __ ] rooster.
Suck it, you two.
What a shame, it's running away.
Anyway, I don't need any lynching.
cruel act. It's just raining here.
A bastard, I think. That's it. You're like...
these days you do his monkey thing when you see him
black man. Well, what's up, I'm here.
I understand your emotions are high, you're drunk,
You know, but still, [ __ ] it.
to do as you see fit
It's better to be a show than naturalized.
He or something else is not German.
Oh, oh, something in Lithuanian, so... will not understand,
will not understand,
something that you don't understand. For me all the time
Gabija says when we are abroad,
says: "Don't use international words."
Only speak Lithuanian.
anyway. His,
because there are so many international
words. Especially now that we are all
such hipsters speak English
constantly. It is very difficult abroad.
Don't give away what you're talking about.
Well, the gooseberry remains the same.
it sounds like it too, you know. If you say
Speak Lithuanian and you will understand.
Exactly the same thing that you can't say either
gay or homosexual because you can
will understand all the time. Has Lithuanian and
What is it that is Lithuanian?
there are no nice words. Well, how Lithuanian word?
word?
Not gay and not homosexual, like to name
to name
nicely without offending gays or
homosexual, but in Lithuanian Stuffing.
Stuffing. Stuffing
Stuffing
still sounds still sounds harsh
Don't forget, wherever you travel, there are at least Russians.
30% of the people around you will understand what you are talking about
oar in handkerchief
how long
how does it feel to be strong on the caddy podcast no
no
Emil never asked such questions.
He's getting angry about this, and we're here.
remaining balance
I would never say that, but the jar is long.
he would say stupid
or wait, would Darastas say it with a p
found spellings of aos not memorable language
still found a tightens if you tighten,
means handkerchief i nosin darastas a handkerchief here
here
but you are only evil you are only evil too
language baths, let's sit down now
no, it was the commentators who were causing the anger,
that we invited adequate, that
we got Ramona, who appears again
adequate is when it simply refers to
I'll tell you my stories anyway.
further. Ramon is still adequate.
No, he's the top four Lithuanian minds anyway
my head.
He's really adequate, but...
Well, he's on that side too. This
you know, because he wrote a book,
he knows how to write, he is found,
That already makes it adequate. This
but he's still angry, angry at you somehow angry,
angry,
if adequate. Yes, but this is but this is on
and off. Once upon a time, a scientist called
and you don't know very well, you can't understand. His,
His,
maybe you just don't like the personality.
There are no podcast commentators of this type anyway.
thing to just be angry about
It seems like this to me
Who do I talk to about podcasts everyone?
complaints like them with [ __ ] grind them
fans. But also a podcast garden
we can all assume that we are almost
every podcast we talk about
commentators, how they write and you know.
Should have actually posted the topic already
just venting, because, well, they're creeping in on us
are in the ass heads, you know, but
well, because this is a difficult craft from
really. I bow my head low before you.
podcasters. You every week
You come here, you show your life very
frankly, you talk like a reality show and
show a lot of themselves and then they do something
comments and then gets hurt because you
you think it's very much about you, even though
you won't even meet that person or
You haven't even met yet. Especially if something
speak more sensitively, it's all those who
just wait and take it and that's it
you tell me there, and I'm in DHD, what are you in DD, you
just lazy
you are welcome. What is the DHD Xasirast job?
rooster. And I but they in parts,
they have. Yeah, they have it, you know. I am with
I really agree with them.
Me neither, but it hurts.
But you're going to piss off the commentators. We are with
vanilla, for example, we agree with what His,
His, his.
his.
You're so opinionated, maybe that's why.
The problem is that you are fighting, you are accepting
You should communicate openly. Okay, right?
Thank you so much for the criticism. I will be less pederast.
pederast. His,
His,
if they write to you. This
not really, to be honest, I'm not even me
I don't read, I don't look at the comments at all.
never after anything where I was. I am I
I just don't watch.
Yes, and I am proud of everyone. It's starting to get to me.
Say something and I'll run away.
stop. Yes, I'm afraid.
Run away from it. His,
but but his comments, you upload some kind of
In your video, where did you do the 3D moon?
and they tell you that there is that effect
It doesn't look right and you're confused.
then two weeks approximately. Instagram
you are writing, the blender people are writing to you, where
Hey dude, you rendered it, right? Yes. His,
wrote to me once wrote, that
that
like there's this scene in the basement with a skull, with
skeleton and someone wrote a such bricks
Nothing is real in life. Hmm.
Hmm.
And TV lights aren't like that. His,
His,
and then I'm such a blet, bricks are like that really
really yes,
yes,
because I took photos from real life.
His. And the TV light is so me
I did it to illuminate that skeleton because
otherwise it would just be dark in the room. Yes,
so so so so I am very much now.
I recently filmed a commercial.
Nachui Gaišionas
correct. His,
I recently filmed a commercial and needed
like, well, we had to pretend to be hitting each other
the engine of the car is open
Chopped and type we beat very heartily,
you know that. Well, there was a car there too.
restored, which costs a lot,
there about 40,000 €. And you can't beat with
with a real key, don't even try to hit it, because
if you accidentally hit it, well, a lot
You can do damage. This made us a
rubber key, 3D printed it and made it beautiful
colored such a key red. Still
Algiukas, Algimantas, he colored it
made it as a realistic key and
he's like that, you know, it's just funny, because
when you were watching post-production,
when you hit the key, you can see that it
how much like a dildo hey hey hey hey
The little one bends like rubber,
any type can be hidden there, but
The funny thing is that we came to
we were filming the site and that person who
They gave us a car that didn't even let us in.
to beat her, he says: "But here
nonsense with such a key, here
"plumbing wrench." And there's that type
plumbing with plumbing wrench
The car is being repaired. We say it, but the point is
not because it is plumbing or
for the machine, and because it is so
large and red,
so that they can see people and so that no one will mind
question that is not the key here.
Well, it's like watching Harry Potter here and
like he went through the wall,
Well, that must have been nonsense. Z
my father's favorite asks that
watching movies all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah
a bayonet and a pistol shot
running. Oh, yes, and a grenade too
would kick. That would slow down time.
his car would break like that
where is Jo, but the end of the movies is that
they are unrealistic
That's why they'll say you're unreal.
The reality is that you get a low salary.
and you see nothing in life.
Anyway, that's why Naked Gun is now brutal
well, it's a really good movie, really good
comedy and that's why they don't make good comedies,
because now it's trying too hard to be realistic and
Making films too politically correct.
Yes, yes, yes. trying everything safely
do it somehow. And in the past, just
it seemed like he just did 10 sketches, which
which
somehow related, but unrelated and were cruelly
cruelly
just ridiculous. Because on it expressions
expressions
well in the sense that you e so that you would be
funny, no matter what type, whether the course or
it doesn't work. I think you know what those were like.
drawings like the Mona Lisa and there type
flexed, so look how
realistically, how is the light here?
look at you. His. Oh, it's not like that And after that
Impressionism and Cubism emerged there
all sorts, Picasso where he started to get dizzy
all sorts of [ __ ], like a belek, and
then everyone is like wow, this is amazing, because
There's just a little bit of red left here, right? Is it because
because
We are artists. Oh, it's not that
I think,
his oh there is no, that with now current
effects from all kinds of movies and the like.
Now that vanilla is saying that, it's like
everything is very realistic, even though
vfxus, who did everything as they could
more realistic. And now that it seems
a dacha that can make realistic
and we no longer distinguish between realism and
no, maybe now will be a good time
see that authentically unrealistic to do.
to do.
There is, there is,
that the impression is greater. His,
is stylistically, what does, but a still
who is CJI that I don't know now
I hear the background really hates us. Continue
What else is there in the world of Bfex that now
hides movies, what type of person uses it
CJI. So let's say Tom Cruise is there with
fly somewhere by plane and stay there for a while C
uses it, but doesn't tell people it's there
says he does it himself
he just says he does it himself, although
there is a completely carved type of dacha there
Things are used by Ji, there they spread their wings
Is there anything else, you know, for the plane?
or that it burns air. His
says, because it is here,
because the type is of higher quality. Yes, yes,
his. This
but it doesn't get absurdly cruel there
very packed. Where is the bajar, bajar,
a gentleman, a gentleman. This should just
It seems appropriate for these times to draw attention
[ __ ] you, well, because it's just physical
Comedy comes from everything.
Maybe he's just afraid, I don't know, maybe you know
There are so many naked people everywhere.
there's no real story, it's just there
Boy, boy, boy. Maybe just
the ratings are low for the movie and then
It's not worth it to study, because then
It reads like a bomb.
Yes, yes. Well, in the studio, like, well, how sweet
ratings, even though people like it. His,
come on
and everyone in the comedy house wants one like this
look, like, even though like with the audience
look at it, if it's really funny, because
There are almost no films like this. funny.
funny.
It seems to me that the wasp is scary now.
movies to play, especially, you know, because those kind of
unsafe or more drastic, because anyway
It's been a long time since you
if you release something and they choose an actor
a different skin color or a different color
not so much and there are a lot of opinions and that
opinions pass through reddit, pass through
via social media, says someone else from
bigger people and then they won't buy from you anymore
tickets. and the movie flops just because
what decision you made there in the dugout,
that you will get in the bast you made two fours
the woman is angry because of him and everyone is angry because of that
You don't watch movies, do you? Because there
I don't watch it anymore, because it's been a while since I last watched it.
You turned on the TV, we're not vagrants.
Lithuanian beggars, we're going to the movie theater
parents took me, you don't care what
It shows that it's important to you that you can make popcorn.
take a big screen, that's all, for you
That's enough to leave the theater.
And I used to watch a movie on Friday,
Saturday shows are not showing anything and so on
his gladiator. OK, I'll take a look.
gladiators. You don't even decide to look,
because it shows you what it shows you. You are watching,
you really like something and then you
You are grown up. Yeah, I liked it once.
very Cimarron horses, but you didn't write
post it so you know what you want
gladiator, why are they filming him at all
movies like this, blet, lion, lion killed
This is lions, this is animal torture. Here
you can't just maybe a little too much
opinions. For the second gladiator, Denzil
Washington was that, I don't know what it was.
replaced that king Caesar, who is there
I haven't watched that movie, but
People surrounded him, saying that Caesar was black.
Well, it's kind of strange that
cars are just like good actors.
He could have played the white man out of truth.
and it would be peaceful. There was this Tony
A Stark actor, like him, is Down.
His, Robert Downey Jr. young
He was black when he played.
Yes, yes. Tropic Thunder.
Tropic Thunder calls it black and nothing didn't get angry
didn't get angry His,
His,
absolutely no one was angry because he
funny and well done.
And he started before the PCCoucher boom and
How many years are there here? Now as before
passed. Now we're doing what we want again.
In reality, this is happening again. Oh, where am I?
It seems like I had this same problem.
You think too much that you need to say something.
your opinion on what to do or not to do.
Sometimes you just have to say, "Oh,
I don't know, it's not my film. to admit that
not yours, more not that I
I don't like it, so I should do it differently.
This is like an episode of Untasted.
I remember Lithuania, I watched Visgirda too
was a guest and I stumbled upon the one where I
Maybe I used to value food that way myself,
e, that eats and says: "No, for free
eating at people's places." No, this pizza, this
The pizza is cheap, this pizzeria is cheaper than
ana, because I don't like pizza when it's
The reason why herbs are so expensive is because you don't have them.
well, it's kind of because of your preference that you
You don't eat like that or you don't like it. You say:
"No, no, this pizza is lighter." She is not there.
lighter, just for you
This is some very specific grunge.
tennis ate pizza and
no no, but this is about a lot about a lot
things, about many reviewers of all kinds,
where it opens, open up. There is such a
there is such an instagrammer Saulius, such,
Where he sings, plays the flute, he is black
really wants to be there and he does it there, you know,
kebab revues are also there, you know, where, oh
This is a bad kebab because there is too little of it.
mayonnaise, too little meat, too much
cabbage and then what if I if I,
For example, I really like cabbage without
mayonnaise, in a kebab, it's maybe a zajabys,
So what can objectively tell you?
check the food to tell?
Food veterinary. Food veterinary
service. It's important that it doesn't just go away. Copper
did kebab revues.
Yes, I did.
Yes, yes.
He wanted to be black too,
but now I don't do it anymore. His,
His,
I'm very lazy.
There is also that Donatas Karkis work.
What is it? Oh, that intonation of his.
I visited the royal dining room. Food
for 5€ maybe nothing at all. If you were
hipster, if you weren't a hipster,
I am a compote.
He uses a stand-up beat in his videos.
in the reels, so you can hook one up
the rhythm of his voice.
Me and him are making hot dogs with chips. I saw
hot with chips. And there is an unclear sharpness
sauces never anyone there all the time guests
eat, nothing spicy for anyone
What's uncomfortable about that is when he
talked to people he remembers I saw with
Vita episode and he was just a
On vacation, where were you Vit Barbados, huh?
So you can afford to be a comedian now?
Drive to Barbados. And then the rest of that
He would throw everything away during his episode. No,
Well, you can take a vacation for €3,000. anyway
like chips, you didn't like dumplings
to throw something out
something about Lithuanian spicy dumplings cutlets
cutlets
on a zeppelin. Oh, potato pancake. Ashtray
understand you want to copy completely with
in a hurry. Well, the chips are so lazy.
There is a thing, it's just a matter of being pissed off.
projects from abroad. What else is here now?
came back again.
This is a scam for the entire industry.
comedies in Lithuania.
I'll fix it, come up with something. Well, [ __ ].
It would be funny if someone did something
invented forms,
because I find it funny when we just type
We started a comedy, we all laughed.
telly, and here it is, here it is
This is where it all came from. And now everyone
takes everything from everyone
both on YouTube and on TV. His,
His,
because now it's the internet, so ultimate
there is no more partying, there is no need for it anymore authenticity.
authenticity.
Authenticity comes from within, from personalities.
personalities.
What's the difference, what format? Yes, but
I always get told: "Yeah, but you
you understand, you still do it, you
still different
You throw the herb on the enemy,
pizzas. Do you know where the character is?
and everything is different now.
You'll still mess up differently than that.
another. Well no, well but that's a lie I'm
You wrote the project and that's it.
you don't need it you know it will come if
you will take it and it will benefit everyone because
everyone will show their faces and that's it
Valinskas was the one who repeated everything,
now other things again,
because there's something else here, that's just here
I think it's Lithuanian.
We are all talentless idiots.
For example, you are talented. No,
know, because
you are a talented artist, you are
talented. We see from how you
you do. I am not, but
but we are not the talented majority. That
is. And even commentators who raise
the expectation that we have to do
better than the world, forgets that
We even lost Rokas Jokubaitis
We can't win against the Swedes. We are few
We have talent in this country. Well, yes. is,
is,
no? Well, I wouldn't say, but just maybe
you know, maybe maybe
Okay, we don't have comedy in this country.
a lot of talent. Well, for example, I
I wouldn't consider myself talented.
You're trying to be simple here. I'm fine, I
You've come up with a good idea, you're better than everyone else.
You are really Antanasck.
Well, I can't believe it.
You just said you felt better.
for everyone. When
When
Well, you're closing the podcast. You said that
gets on stage so you feel
better absolutely I ask that,
Where do you get such confidence from? Because
Vanilla and I thought that we
We are [ __ ], we are filmed
filmed
We have an imposter. No, here it is. Oh, I said.
yes, I feel that way on stage
comfortably because it feels better than everyone.
everyone.
It's like a talented guy
namely. What did I want to say, sir?
I didn't say that in the first place.
No, you're not doing any publicity here.
I don't feel talented. Where are you?
You know, you feel like a genius, but you're not.
This is definitely not the case. Anyway, you are very
funny, very good and you are very good
the structure of comedy with you know, because like
You helped Stong with the show too.
I know. That's it.
Damn, but you really have a lot of it there
You helped me write this. He once
saw Stonkus' program, wrote yams
got the program really a bit of a genius.
I wrote down my observations.
Well, there are observations, but over 30.
observation. They were not all significant.
Maybe five.
Well, [ __ ], but I still asked.
opinions. I am like that. v
v
Well, okay, you know, a little something else.
please, but more of these, more
like this, less like that, but otherwise good,
but anyway, you can. And you're like, well, well,
Anyway, I wrote down a couple of points here. It's uprooting.
It's uprooting.
Oh, the numbers are flying around here.
heads. No, I was just asking.
sincerely. A man asked me for Mantos
StOnkus, he says, I had from I from
I bought a big TV, which we broke
we broke
and I've already left, I'm sweating
and Mantas TO Tonkus says: "Hey, you're nothing
not meaning a slur, I will climb into
scene checking bajars 15 ago
people. maybe you want to be 16 and ask? And
I'm like, you know, I have plans for later.
In the evening I say: "That's it, I'll be that."
I took the TV away, came back, sat down
and since I've already been asked this
person of Lithuania, I think, well I
I have to take a serious look at the
look. And now you say you're not that,
that you are talented, you are just you
A sincere, brutal person and you too
what. Here is Friday's movie, where
The child attends baseball and misses it.
talent, you can't hit it, but then
says that you are, but it's all in the heart,
Believe in your heart. And then he hits everyone
balls. So you're just trying to
brainwashing our audience.
No, I love your audience. I have a wasp.
I wouldn't even bother.
Okay. The audience loves you too.
Some love, it seems to me,
Anyway, many people love it. There are those who hate,
because who doesn't?
Because you're not Emily and I don't like you now.
you, that you are not Emil, but what
You will do it, you know. Normal,
but I love it, but the funniest thing for me is that
I, for example, like Emil.
Yes, yes.
Emil and I have never had a fight.
never. You came to me at a similar time.
He sees you as a competitor.
Look at me, look at me.
put on a comedy. I am from her, I am her ketch
his aunt mom where did you get that hat
He is beating me. He threatened me with his in sketches.
in sketches.
You were a child. I was there.
You were a child. Yes, yes, yes.
You wish that video would disappear for everyone.
Choose stories for the children. I wouldn't like to, but
if someone took it off.
Oh vanilla, you were in Emilis' sketches
in those? No.
Wow, you never had one.
didn't invite. conversations with Emilius.
I don't really like collaborating anyway.
and anyway I just somehow had
Karonila nachui I will dream nachui that [ __ ]
[ __ ] [Laughter]
[Laughter]
Emilio instead
no no, but how much is Emil from?
improved, you know.
But then when he did, it really
It was not practical. I when him I
I hired him to collaborate on my sketches.
and I made it for the [ __ ], for
a backslider. Literally, I did that.
He would play the [ __ ] turtle. Here
was the only way out in my mind,
how to make the fanboy who then
I was so angry that I put this aunt in
Mom is a comedian, that's what I'll do.
that absolute [ __ ]. And he just
such a big
and that's it, it didn't stick to anyone. He was
[ __ ] turtle. Oh my, that's good.
Funny character. Yes and yes
you need it if you want the other one,
please. I had many acquaintances.
I knew a lot of guys from Panevėžys
In Vilnius, which Emilis first published
their sketches, they really liked it,
because there they saw themselves in simple relatable
situations and then Panevėžys
accent, well buy it, because
oh my, those limbs give simplicity,
Well, like a cutter and the like.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Me too, I'll try not to
don't fix anything. I don't think he will remember.
People will now remember Emilij for his sketches
for what he is now.
Anyway, his children no longer recognize what,
but only because he was doing sketches,
He is here now. Well, here it is.
showing that Emil is the bravest of all
ours is. We are all sitting here, sighing,
I won't lie, we are all duchesses who are very
We spend little or like I wasp
we don't spend anything except special in full.
in full.
Yes. And we are the ghosts who are afraid,
that we will release something bad and then
will judge us. Emil was just making a dacha.
She deserves a lot for that.
both the thief and the law
and the law also said
and stole
Did he steal or did she steal from him?
well, it was literally literal
steals forgets him
and it is right
and the law literally
and as much as possible right
the most convicted was,
Who raised a little pig in a barn, log,
but the most courageous. His,
we need prison to be like
Emilius is so great.
Oh, oh, oh, so that they may be brave
anyway, prison would help, I think, really would help.
would help.
Yes. His,
because life and the world are only for the brave.
This is brave, you must be.
Our parents, my parents, why are they like this?
life because they were timid
to make decisions in life, you know.
Brave a handkerchief. My father is his son. handkerchief.
handkerchief.
I'm not that timid. He wrote to me.
Now some parents want to come to my house.
came to the show and wrote, is it possible with
Did you bring a two-year-old child? And I am like this:
"No, I can't, because it'll make me cry,
heklint, I won't deal with him. Don't go."
Don't go."
Meanwhile, Emil would just send a nacho
that child. Everyone would be laughing. Yes, yes. And parents would jingle.
would jingle.
Yes, yes,
yes, yes. The memory is there.
I won't let you.
Yes, yes. Because I won't manage. I
I don't know how to talk to a human, let alone
You would say "baby gaga". I feel like laughing.
maybe His.
Accept it, write to them that you accept it.
No, I haven't accepted yet. I already said that
No, no, but tell me I changed my mind. Say
I have been thinking about your child for a long time,
because it's not like you need to do more
filter out swear words and so on
further, if it's two years, you know.
Oh, it's a shame, but here too, you know,
You won't remember for two years.
Mmm. Nothing. His, maybe
maybe
no, you know, people under five years old because
Hey, that would be kind of embarrassing. Oh,
Vanilla, what kind of show?
Oh, yeah, hey,
hey, good.
good.
A in Kaunas on September 18th for a chamber music festival
Less than half of the theater remains in Kaunas
tickets. This
if there are any of my lovers, then
hurry up. And in Vilnius K2 comedies
There are 500 tickets left in the club.
You let it go.
Well, I let go, I let go of something.
I got carried away, but you'll see from the day I
Take it, right?
Yeah, well, I'll sell it for how much, I will sell
I will sell I rule.
I rule.
September 20
He won't be able to go to the bowling alley anymore if
You won't go to his shows.
Yes, I will then.
he needs food and bouldering.
bouldering.
All he needs is simple.
on a person.
Antoldering, on tennis.
He is a simple man who needs tennis,
golf, bowling,
What kind of dancing is there?
You will start something.
Jump. Poak suggested Lindiopa to start me
jump One of the most beautiful dances in the universe.
But it's so funny that you both are like that
The limbs are long. You are very well. Polish,
very Polish.
Oh oh oh
his his
You look quite handsome.
Do you want our growth?
How many of you? What?
Okay, I'm 1992.
My 183.
Oh okay. He is as tall as you are
You added 4 cm to 188.
It can't be 192. It's just a little bit. higher.
higher.
Okay. Oh, 1 96. I'm like
stage four scenes. I
1 86 years
real real 188 yours what.
You're not 92. You didn't say you were over a meter tall.
I know exactly.
I'm here, I'm crossing the street, I'm not lying.
What happened yesterday? I go and the person is like that
just said, "Wow!" And much higher
nor a podcast. I know exactly our
height, because our first meeting, he
I was invited to play FIFA at his place when
2018 or sometime after
10 years ago, when I was 88, but I
I grew up. My adolescence, for me now
All sorts of milk whiskers started to appear.
I recently started using only wet ones.
to dream dreams.
On 40
on 40. I grew up, you grow up
I simply microdosed gigantism.
So you'll be about 210 in your old age.
Yes. What can I help you with?
I will die early. My heart will explode.
You blink, you die early. Old
That's what you would want.
Yes, but we measured his height. I am 91
188 he was 188. I was 83.
You are definitely over 83.
I really 1 83. He you last time,
when we were playing FIFA back then, you told me
you said exactly the same thing, no, you have to be
higher. And I say, "No." And we
then we measured ourselves so that you could prove it
me that I am taller and you have proven it to yourself,
that you are shorter.
Emilio is not the coolest person here for you right now,
Do you understand? You are the greatest and
highest. How much do you weigh? Oh,
Oh, I
I
no, I'm considering some of my regular
now not the old sphere, but mine now
is 74 when I'm not paying attention. Mmm.
Mmm.
My skeleton is very thin. Oh
I have branches, not bones.
Mmm. You're in the middle of the bones, you could fly.
fly.
I have half of morphine syndrome. You know what?
is morphine syndrome?
No, but you, but you're a [ __ ] idiot, you
You are half a doctor. Pedic.
Pedic.
Here is the reddit. His,
Half medic, half podiatrist. How is it?
Blade, passerby, vampire, it's me
a medical doctor is a semi-medical doctor.
Yeah, like, if it doesn't bother you too much, alone
for another, you can be both a good doctor and
homosexual person. His. His.
His.
You see, my wrists are thin.
and there are such frog-like elongated fingers.
The vat is thin here.
What's wrong with your thumb?
My thumbs. Oh, my God, I can. Oh,
Wow, I am my flexibility. I can give you a thumbs up here.
put on Not everyone can. This is what I have.
I still have very plastic skin, which
Everyone is starting to wonder why I'm like this.
young Here is Lastan. Welcome.
And I have elastic skin, all this
skeleton. If you handcuffed me, I
I could put my hands forward. There is
flexibility, everything else.
But this is space. You will live here forever.
according to you.
No, it is a very deadly disease. It is here
is morphine syndrome. There are 20
signs. If you get 11, you are
to die or
You die by the time you're 40. I have
about nine.
You know, I'm so close to being somewhere like that.
and maybe I have a heart
all kinds of problems and so on and
it could be that you're just too much
You have to think in your free time.
I have a lot of free time. Well, look,
but I still have a hole in my chest, like
We all know. Here is also one of
symptoms. It adds up a lot when you have
This thing, you start googling it.
It's not that bad, but it's a little bit
recess near the type of deep hole
That's quite a deep hole, isn't it?
Well, you can eat with everyone, it's half a hole.
really a scoundrel.
Well, I have some things that don't work.
by hanging up, like, here
his, when the kitten is more disappearing. His.
Mmm. Less visible than
you just need to exercise.
You just need to exercise. His.
It's not like a disease here. Here as well
you just need to take a look.
But what's going on inside my heart, I can't
replaced It may be that I
What's going wrong there?
Well, I'm just saying
Do you feel any consequences?
I don't feel it, but it's possible that I have it.
an undiagnosed heart and if I am cruel
I'll do some sports or something,
You know when we're here.
it may be that he is not predicted
You have cancer, but you don't know what it means.
I don't predict it, it always looks like it's on the
third and fourth stages.
I'm just tired.
But what are you tired of?
From you. A well
well
We see each other a lot. He's my gay brother. His,
His,
Your gay brother is a [ __ ] that's why
but only now, because he is near now
began to live. You weren't gay bros. A
why are you with
No, he was still living with his girlfriend. We
We were already drunk.
Why are you and Laskov making love? Who is that?
like him with Bondina,
[ __ ]? Well, he's brutally handsome. You see,
What does he look like? Sorry, but he
the most beautiful. Yes
yes yes. Freed him. Those
sometimes what DKPR looks like when it is
takes pictures with some English people. Yes, yes,
Damn, it's so hard to walk with him.
just somewhere in the city or drive to
there. He's constantly trying to get something out of him. Seriously?
Seriously?
Is the man still free?
Yes, but he tries to do it all the time.
to spit all the time, whatever crerezy is.
You can't sit still for the rest of your life.
older and younger,
and dishes,
and dishes,
and dishes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Men are all different,
Well, in that sense, Crerzy. How much does it cost?
yeah, he's now he's, well, it's hard with him and
you know, even a little
if you were a weaker person and through
your ego would be shattered because you would start thinking,
Why do you want to make me look like him?
Am I that terrible in comparison? Well
anyway, it's obvious why
not now that
Oh, I'm not the one who left.
It's not like Laskov is going to India now.
kicked out. Yeah, this guy sent it to me.
His, the streets are swimming, he can't, he
went out for a motorcycle ride and now
just for the flood and he can't get out hotel.
hotel.
He returned to India in earnest.
Yeah, go ahead.
We joked that Kershit was back.
He needs to heal from PTSD, he wants to, you know.
Yes, yes.
Confront your fears. Yes, yes. Wow.
Wow.
This is what you believe. That's why
I hang out with him often.
I survived it.
I'm reliving my youth through it, you know. Okay.
Okay.
I see how they live and I
I will be happy for him. You are not the same.
age with him?
No, he's 23, I'm 27. Oh,
Oh,
mhm how else is ours something similar to this? is.
is.
Are you 27 too?
No, I'm 40.
People still write how old I am.
I have said many times how old I am,
but I don't want to say how much I want now years.
years.
But you're already 30.
I have 30 of them.
already exists.
I am 30.
But you look good at 30 too. It seems
It seems
but you're good at that like 30, but you're a [ __ ]
more towards the side.
I have always been a crook.
You look like you wish you could
put on my skin.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. For me all the time
it was, but you can't imagine if
I posted a photo of my younger self, what am I like?
I was a slug, like, some kind of creep,
type pure white, slippery,
Well, the child is in a horror movie.
Oh my, that obsessed one child. His,
like, I understand,
but here is the problem it looks like this
young, because most of the time youth is still
You look more disgusting,
You know how that mouse still has hair?
without being like mice, oh,
abortion, like a chick from an egg,
Where it looks, you don't understand where it ends
the eyeball, where the skin begins,
just by translucency of the skin.
Oh, oh, oh.
Just blood vessels for me with a spotlight
you could shine a light and see where the stomach is, where k.
k.
You're holding those hands like that for some reason... you don't understand
you don't understand
You know, you little rascal, where to cut.
hand and it would grow back. Early game
harder, but in the end game, you know, it's me
Anyway, I knew it was coming.
this moment.
So now you've opened it, in the sense that you
You came to Comedy Fest with such a drip.
I thought, what the [ __ ], here
The minor arrived. Oh, yeah, I'm in.
I've already got myself together there,
I screwed up, but hey, swagoto
Life chose me. For me
bought it, hope gave me this as a gift
My brother bought that pendant too.
So I just get some clothes for myself.
sends this. Oh, go buy some jeans.
Jeans. Oh, these jeans are too black.
too much swag.
Well, they're so, so, so wide.
Well, it just makes you dress more nicely. His. Is
You want me to wear skinny jeans with him.
I would walk and here I would find a little bird,
so that you can see?
We just want to compliment you.
we give. Why are you here?
What will you defend immediately? I'm not sorry.
he is right.
Oh, yes. Here it is from
I'm sorry, he/she
Here comes the only one from youth
thing. That won't get rid of it.
all, because throughout life, you understand when
They would have called you that all the time at school.
woman, because you have a longer haircut
They called me a fool, you know.
That's it. Well
Oh my, you were fat. His,
is, where are you fat?
No, I said, well, because the kids are taking pictures.
thick. His,
yes, yes. And those complexes still remain
some kind? Are you still looking after the food?
just metabolism fixed it?
Look, nothing has been fixed for me. I if
If I ate a lot now, I would be fat.
You're still that fat kid inside.
you are and
I am already an adult. No need.
What are your remaining complexes and
habits from when you were obese?
We are stressed.
When I feel bad, I don't want to go out.
from home and eat. Mmm.
Mmm.
I am
That's all. This is perhaps the only box office
the wickedness of people would simply eat him up
eat more, just eat and you'll be fine thick.
thick.
To be thinner, you need to eat less. There is
diseases here, where the weight grows there, but
I didn't have any such illnesses. I am you
they are able to create energy from nothing.
Those who simply
Maybe they won't arrest her anymore. I don't know,
I don't want to judge. Fat people too people
people
How much of a good person must there be?
a lot, right? Yes, let's finish this. Oh what
your mancha when you're stressed?
I hate chips anyway.
chips, baguette, I want buns, baguette
everything that is made from soft bread is
nothing. Pizza is therefore liver and cheese
and soft baguette.
You said you had some cool places.
it will always remain outside the borders.
I'm not saying that's anything. I now if
I eat, I eat like a human. I
I
Do you still exercise?
Is Almond doing any sports or are you just You're not eating?
You're not eating?
I keep kicking the sport. I am whole.
We kickstart our time with sports. I still
I start running and then after half a year
I start lifting weights and then any
I drop everything. This
Would you like a kitten to be a type of simp? like that?
like that?
I would like to. I really would like to be. I
Now for the first time in my life I want
I don't pretend to be a cat,
so that I have muscles or a body I would be.
I would be. Mmm.
Mmm.
I want to be there and be looked at.
They would think, "This guy is healthy and strong."
I want to be like that, like that, like that,
You know, I want to be a man. dictated.
dictated.
I want to be a man so that people can see me with
With a belly like that, those tits are already so visible
you know, endorphins.
So you just want to be simple again?
guy. Want
tits, belly yes.
To be talentless and sincerely just
do things. Yes.
Yes.
Relatable. Relatable. Anthony. Oh,
I'm sorry. Ewald
That sofa has transmitted some kind of disease.
A more ordinary person.
No. I was there all the time, I was there all the time
I would have tempted you, but as vanilla says, I
I didn't exercise during that eternal
I don't have the muscles to push myself.
I have no muscle and I am skinny fat.
I am weak and even ugly.
I have the worst of everything.
Skinny Fat is one of the worst builds.
Vat obis and Skinny Fat for me two most disgusting.
most disgusting.
Yes, yes, yes. That's just me from
I went from one abomination to another. M
M
Although, as I say, you don't have to come.
You know what a person looks like. Important
What you say and how you dress are important not to be deterred,
not to be deterred,
What is the most important thing here?
Correct. His,
What is most important is what is in the heart,
that there would be cardiovascular disease here,
no? But you need to exercise anyway
It takes age to not hurt.
Anyway, I started doing it now, I'm doing it now
I'm going to the rocking chair and now we
We haven't been to Kačalkje for a long time now. I
Now I'm just going to do some exercises. for a few.
for a few.
Just for a moment, your tendons are weak. no
here, because you saw Jokubaitis' injury.
Yeah, my knee hurts too.
I can't play other sports.
because of the knees, yes?
yes?
So now I'm just going to do the exercises.
for a few. I will kiss your knees.
completely. I am for you. I am exactly the same.
I do. If I do any sports, then
I'll just try to do something sporty.
I do that sport just to
it wouldn't hurt when I do something else. His, his.
his.
Here, the sign of maturity is when you are a kitten.
tendon, some one specific
terribly uninteresting. Very uninteresting.
Just terrible stretches. You don't see.
even though you don't see any progress. And when it disappears
just to see and to make it so that
Pull the tendon and that pain will go away
If it ends like this, then you would understand that oh
its obvious benefit here, but you're too long
You spend time in pain and you are like
quit smoking. You have long forgotten,
why was it so bad and then like this, ah,
I don't need that cat and then
It hurts again.
Oh, how different this is here, completely different
language is.
I will tell you,
I needed to take up some kind of sport without knees.
Well, there aren't sports like that everywhere.
You just said you were throwing darts.
And I would shoot his arrows. Cruelly
interesting. Oh my, I'm going to go golfing and poo.
I used to play billiards, now I have my own
stick. It's really fun. And you darts
Have you started playing?
Yeah, I was with the farm, so we played a game. you are playing.
you are playing.
Yes, a punch. And I understood for the first time rules.
rules.
Mmm. And now I understand why there
In England, the sport is so popular and
Those fat guys over there are so annoying that,
that,
because it doesn't hurt anything.
Oh, just give me another day.
it hurt, it hurt
for Armo's dryer,
because too much
you are too much of him
and there you just have
with one you eat fried chicken bread.
bread.
Yes, yes.
And then you just have to watch it burn.
would not be a steal
the entire discipline in reality.
Yes, yes. Oh, that's just my opinion.
for a kitten. I'm just in place of Emilio now.
I am, so I will tell you about sports. Mine
now there will be a full sports program. This
I will train my knees on Monday,
I'll climb on Tuesday, maybe on Wednesday.
tennis or darts, Thursday
I will climb, on Friday I will climb. I will train.
I will train.
and wrist twisting on Saturday.
Saturday Sunday wrist twist
rolling into
both sides. His,
His, opposite.
opposite.
Here is the reality. Seems very relatable
sport is yours.
Oh my, there are only a few like that here
most not relatable, but
but with age you realize that even the most fun
these. For me, for example, target shooting
now it seems like too much
andreiti. That [ __ ], football, yeah, well
there are stars, there are athletes, there are
for people who want fame.
And the target practice of such an old man, you know,
Where you want peace, you want silence. ball
ball
with football being a sport for the elderly. We are with
Our team played in a tournament once. Us
It's been over seven years, it's been a long time.
Well, yeah, but you know, they're young.
they started their whole life. Here is the whole
life sport,
blet. Yeah, but they're not athletes, so...
meaning, we him, we him circles around them
We could run. Still, we were screwed,
but they know tactics. Okay.
Okay.
It's not that Russian sports are
Football in Lithuania is very Russian. How much
I was in the Sunday leagues or something.
Everywhere is bazaar in Russian. Judges
Russian bazaar and all the time everyone
angry, everyone swears a lot. I am
seeing him get up from the bench there
teams, apparently, a, Dutch or Oz
tapirs are called, but both are spirits
old angry ones. They got up from the bench and,
e, judges, sidekicks, for the girl who
just from a football academy or somewhere
Men rose up and they, you are the victim, are spinning
Nachui, [ __ ], what are you whistling about, you bastard?
Passion for passion for the game.
Well, [ __ ] it. And that lady after that
whistled everything in their direction, because they were riding those
men. Well, I would be afraid too.
But this is passion, you know, you can't deny it. passion
passion
You can't say you're going to be hanged.
There's no passion here, there can't be that much.
passionate. There are limits to passion.
G, for example, do a monkey too
monkey Yeah, you would also say passion
There is a saying that the judge will crow when you support him.
your team yet. But you already said that
Judge Juadovidis Meždžionė, well it is cruel.
cruel.
Okay, I have the game ready.
Can you imagine? We will cut the gills.
Oh, hmmm. And
turn on that photo. Here is a very simple one.
thing. You need to choose three people,
which you would raise and justify. Why?
there are also controversial people here, but
you are comedians and you outside of the
You will use box thinking. That's good.
We have a Frederim, who like
We know it didn't work out.
I wouldn't resurrect him because he himself
chose this death.
He chose himself, he chose immediately.
death. You chose it yourself, didn't you? How
was it really there? His,
Anyway, he loved her very much. He is very
loved a lot. He loved the Bible and he, well,
well,
You can't punish love, but you can punish greed.
before getting AIDS, does anyone get AIDS there?
you signed the document. Yes, I am.
I will get the answer, but I will hand over the son to the actor.
His, it's his anyway, he chose it himself.
He himself thinks he got into the wrong one.
anal, as they say. Well, if you're leading
if conducting church teaching, then he
fornicated very violently and very a lot.
a lot.
Are we looking for the benefit of humanity or for yourselves?
we have the benefit. Yeah, that's good.
Next. John Lennon. Wow, Chuvash,
who in his wet dreams this renewed.
renewed.
He was shot, right?
He was shot. His,
Did he get shot?
A sick man shot him. Unhealthy
Absolute poker fan. Because, that too
wrote a lot to him and his
his
just so that people would remember him,
what happened? Oh,
This is a classic stalker, because
And you liked John Lennon even with
Is this okay?
He says here that I liked him anyway, but...
Lennon is famous as a
Abuser, right? Abuser
Abuser
he asked for it
his his. He is an abuser,
but how can he be an abuser to me anyway,
but he wasn't sitting on a horse, was he? everything?
everything?
Hero too. I laughed out loud at one point.
heroes were half so separated, but
incomplete and complete with other people. His,
there was kerekies,
kerekies,
It's like all that LSD and mushrooms
both lead to enchantment. There is no such thing as
tenais kumba, kumbaj loves nature and
Stop on time.
This is rock and roll, you know,
I feel like he was there too in those days.
news, do you understand? You're getting a new one.
some kind of drag. Oh, heroin. I don't know, after.
after.
You didn't have time,
You didn't have time to find out then that heroin
is bad. There was no place to hide yet.
shot himself and the like, in that sense, it
this is a new thing, heroin,
you have to try, you know, and
yeah, you try, but anyway, well, he's 40
lived for years.
Lived well. And would it be good?
who wrote the songs? He is good Imagine the
people did. His,
How would he have written Star Wars there?
although a cruel fate for someone, something, you know,
would have lit it. They are legends.
would be. You know, I don't think so. stopped.
stopped.
Okay, then we have Šapranauskas.
Here you really chose yourself he/she/it
he/she/it
John dies.
Well, say whatever you want, but...
really himself.
But maybe we can take him back by force and
Let him who is suffering make us laugh, because
there is a great lack of people to host events and
everything else, you know.
Yes. I don't know if there's anything missing.
He just lacks sapro. All people, me
I used to get angry when people said, "You're here."
Comedians, you are such pedophiles, comedians.
"It was Šapranauskas with Kazlas." Who
The funniest thing is that Kazlas is alive.
and all the time, that's what comedians were like,
these are Cololo, Shapras and Kazlaseddavo
some put in some put in.
Yes, they are more from the villages. Yeah, yeah, but they own
own
I understand Kazlas Šapranauskas, they
so very funny, natural
actors, you know, they're like that authenticity,
authenticity,
but it seems to me, you know, how are you
You should just look away. Imagine,
You are in a farmhouse or somewhere you have been driven to, maybe
Have you ever had a drink or smoked a cigarette?
The carousel jingles and laughs with you. Want
Tell me you know the salon.
Wouldn't that be funny, Chebroj? Yes,
because, as we have already mentioned,
14, lost his virginity to a sleeping girl
50-year-old woman. Well, what is what called?
rap these days.
His, he during other conversations
tells from
Yes, there is a documented thing here,
who was like a fool when you lost
virginity, asked him and he was like
history 14 as a five-century long got used to
got used to
It's different with Russians. His, himself, well, well,
yes, well, to
There was no Russian sex. Yes,
Yes, his,
his,
like Girard Dapej
just rap
That Girard Daparde said that
As a teenager, we used to go to the village and all
we were raping. Well, there was this thing,
You know, you can't catch him. I won, type.
type. His
His his.
his.
Okay, let's not spoil the bright memory.
Salolo. I just wanted to say that I
It seems like you're underestimating him.
Well, maybe, but it's not here somewhere.
it didn't fit here CLO
disgusting. And there is no color,
I don't know, I'm just a picture, there is no silence
cololo, is a paksa. His,
His,
there is no cololo, there is progozhin or krig.
It's beautiful, look if you have taken it. Ostapenko.
Ostapenko.
Yes. Well,
but watch out, if you take Prigozhin,
plus you get a Utkin bonus.
No need, well, no need.
But look, I say, think about it. box.
box.
But you get a duck, damn it,
old, you can't anymore
You can't take it anymore. Look, you get it,
Take Prigozhin. So here he is now
born with the mission to destroy Putin. His
enemy. He can resurrect all that a
I forgot who the author is,
not the author, that opera, not the opera,
composer, Wagner, his. All of Wagner
to resurrect and do Wagner through composer
composer
composites. Are you autistic? You are so
Do you remember things?
I don't remember, so both a
so many associations that Wagner
I had to walk away from the author, from the opera
to the composer and Wagner then I remembered.
I remembered.
Wow, up to
it's his, if he makes a bunch of civil
war against Putin might be useful. Well then
and he didn't say anything, he somehow tried
do it and then he will get over it
he he, he talked him out of it,
he talked him out of it and he said what are you talking about
you would resurrect him and Putin would say that
don't do it. And he's so good.
His his.
You would resurrect him on his way back from Moscow.
But they gave him some kind of babk and so
further, agreed and he is like that
believed that he would not be killed, what is
absurd. And they were busy. They needed
fully powered and would be
no. It seems to me that he knew,
that he will be killed. He said to him: "Look, you
Get away from that Moscow, we'll take your family
we leave you alone, we give you money, but you "sorry."
"sorry."
Sometime in a few months you
You'll have to fall off that plane.
Falling from
we are giving away tickets, by the way, here they are
plane tickets for you. M
M
There are theories here, of course.
Clear. His. Well, now who knows, maybe
when he revives, you know, that whole bunch,
but hey, that was food for thought.
Thoughts, thoughts, huh?
Then we have Epstein. Why do we have apstein?
apstein?
You want to skip McDonald's. Normal?
Normal?
The norm needs to be raised to full capacity, because
my favorite comedian and I really like him
It's a shame I haven't seen him live anywhere.
just flying somewhere for him
and I think it would be very nice
comedian. You dare to approach him with that photo. please.
please. His.
His.
You don't think he wouldn't be there, wouldn't he?
like he/she/it might be him/her maybe
he wouldn't want to because he doesn't feel comfortable, but he wouldn't
angry at you.
His popularity has never been so high
enormous. He still got it as
underground. And now, for real, when
started making videos online, he
became popular and then died. Now
about its boom started in real type,
but in America he was still
it was, it was, but but still I think,
that he is severely underrated and he
It's definitely the top three of all time. Who you don't know,
you don't know,
but it seems to me that something like
Like McDonald and like Vanilla,
like what he does with comedy and
Nor McDonald,
Such comedians can never be overrated.
and it can't be a I can't have vanilla
You know, you eat gold at weddings. For me
seems underrated and comes with that,
that you're doing a bit of a job, you know, a bit of a niche and
You do it differently. And that subtlety and
is that you have a more unique point, a narrower
Take it, not everyone will like it. Therefore, for those
Those who like it will like it more. Yes, yes.
yes.
That's why there's all this uniqueness in it.
That's why it's good to be underrated.
It's a shame, because I would like it to be
just wildly popular. Cruelly popular.
popular.
But you wouldn't want to. You now, you now doesn't want to.
doesn't want to.
You're going to Lindop. Dance. Well
that's good. I would like a most
to make money from everyone.
Well, there is a good intention here. You can try here.
But he has lost a lot of the norms.
money. three times
He's a cruel addict.
was cruel
Somehow the old man threw himself into the river history.
history.
Yeah, there were 70 of them in Atlantic City.
just won and then he blamed me
It seems he took it and he's so nacho and
then threw it straight into the ocean 70
some stucco. Well
Well
that's a good story bought for 70 pieces
history That's how romance used to be, anyway
he sometimes thought of it like that because he
he
he had cancer twice. He
maybe even three times, because his IP is there
in childhood, that he was sick, but I wasn't
sure, but it seems to me that
He was sick in childhood. Then it is that
He was sick for 20 years, he had that problem. cancer
cancer
and that's why he, when he stands, does it like this
doing it because he was calming his stomach so that
wouldn't hurt. His, here he is. Here is such a detail
too. And then he died now from from
blood cancer.
His. And I thought, "Oh, my guts!"
oh, that
there was no blood, there was blood cancer.
Okay. Lieva.
That's why he was alive for so long, because
he was either 11 or eight years old
just didn't tell anyone with cancer and then
just died. How much are you on your phone?
Do you already have his photo on the cover?
And what was Don Rickles like before? Anyway
Look at Don Rickles.
Don't look, because it's better to look at the norm.
Lai Ger is a very good comedian. A very
People were blushing well.
Too old already. At the old man's house jokes.
jokes.
Well, there were jokes as usual.
Yeah, but they're already so much more clever.
No, he just tells simple jokes.
he would turn to his house, where he would help
goes. Yes, but in his programs it
I never, never understood that joke.
frog with Kermin. Oh,
Oh,
It's a nicknack, pretty wack. Give me this
alone his old man is a rolling stone.
Here was the punchline. His,
His,
just snorted. His,
just messed up. This isn't even funny.
Just got it.
They used rhythm. Okay. His,
yeah, but oh well, I'll bring it up
his him I even I even I maybe even
I would sacrifice myself so that he would be alive. Wow.
Wow.
I would sacrifice myself for so many people. I
I would sacrifice myself so that people could use it. month
month
You're also honest with your dad.
Oh, how cruel. Oh, here's a shower. Osh
also because of Šapranauskas how
how
Maybe you can also sacrifice yourself for Šapranauskas? No,
No,
no, because I was told things about him,
which I will not tell. What's wrong with me?
ruined his character. Yes, he was.
bad person,
like Elen the General. He was angry at
people around.
No, not completely, not completely, but I don't want to
[ __ ] him now, because he's dead.
already. This
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But a
Well, in a word, but those evils don't outweigh them,
that he is still him
was one of the best.
One of the best, still
one of the best still was. This is Kurt Cobain who got himself splashed
This is Kurt Cobain who got himself splashed brain
brain white as coquina. I think that if
white as coquina. I think that if we would return it, it will be in a week
we would return it, it will be in a week would freeze immediately. He's like that, well,
would freeze immediately. He's like that, well, He would be very sad. Nachum he
He would be very sad. Nachum he returned because he had huge
returned because he had huge pains, stomach. That's why he's on those
pains, stomach. That's why he's on those heroin, he was in constant pain
heroin, he was in constant pain was.
was. He was also sick with something.
He was also sick with something. He could not diagnose what
He could not diagnose what He has a stomach. Everyone, everyone for now
He has a stomach. Everyone, everyone for now five in a row, all sick. His,
five in a row, all sick. His, tell me that Prigozhin had a stomach
tell me that Prigozhin had a stomach ulcer also brutal and depression.
ulcer also brutal and depression. This looks like nine out of 11 to me.
This looks like nine out of 11 to me. people have died already, right?
people have died already, right? Yeah, it's here.
Yeah, it's here. everyone died. Who didn't die?
everyone died. Who didn't die? Here's what the vanilla game would bring. No
Here's what the vanilla game would bring. No The guy is dead.
The guy is dead. yes
yes old
old yes
yes yes.
yes. He was never born.
He was never born. 15 years.
15 years. Oh, I understand, I understand.
Oh, I understand, I understand. He is so cool.
He is so cool. Oh, him. Now he's just piloting.
Oh, him. Now he's just piloting. Yeah, okay. Do you care about Cobain or
Yeah, okay. Do you care about Cobain or I don't care about the cows? I didn't ask.
I don't care about the cows? I didn't ask. music.
music. Didn't you listen to the old man? No,
Didn't you listen to the old man? No, I didn't ask. No, no.
I didn't ask. No, no. Okay. Robin Williams, who
Okay. Robin Williams, who For me, for example, wow, how good is that?
For me, for example, wow, how good is that? That's the point you and Cobain make then. Alice
That's the point you and Cobain make then. Alice The vocalist of Inchain, as his name suggests. A
The vocalist of Inchain, as his name suggests. A I don't remember, but I know. His,
I don't remember, but I know. His, but all these Grange people are you
but all these Grange people are you It's not worth it to resurrect them.
It's not worth it to resurrect them. Yes.
Yes. They will spend another week and they
They will spend another week and they will commit suicide anyway.
will commit suicide anyway. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. And that's why they create such beautiful music.
And that's why they create such beautiful music. Mmm.
Mmm. Someone who likes this kind of music because it
Someone who likes this kind of music because it music that is only when you are
music that is only when you are in the cruel pains of your addiction
in the cruel pains of your addiction Life is a mess and you commit suicide.
Life is a mess and you commit suicide. I'm just gonna rip that guitar like
I'm just gonna rip that guitar like to scream, to spit. It's so strong here.
to scream, to spit. It's so strong here. the emotion that eats you up, you know,
the emotion that eats you up, you know, please.
please. Oh, oh, oh. And he didn't shoot his friend. Oh
Oh, oh, oh. And he didn't shoot his friend. Oh Alice Inches, he just went too far, I
Alice Inches, he just went too far, I It seems that he and Džiuo found out about that
It seems that he and Džiuo found out about that a few days ago
a few days ago Yeah, yeah, it's too much, but you know, it's too much
Yeah, yeah, it's too much, but you know, it's too much too
too yeah, let's resurrect him, he's just pissed
yeah, let's resurrect him, he's just pissed A week more of fun and that's it. Because MCM
A week more of fun and that's it. Because MCM Miller also oversold, but that
Miller also oversold, but that overdoing it not all the time, you know,
overdoing it not all the time, you know, unentional.
unentional. Mmm.
Mmm. His.
His. Epstein. Are you curious? What kind of fairy tales?
Epstein. Are you curious? What kind of fairy tales? the files are. Maybe now that I have it
the files are. Maybe now that I have it killed, they would say
killed, they would say but here it would be because, but hey, I don't think so
but here it would be because, but hey, I don't think so hey, well, he'd probably wake him up and tell you
hey, well, he'd probably wake him up and tell you Prison is better. His he [ __ ] his
Prison is better. His he [ __ ] his friend of that kind there
friend of that kind there escaped from prison there now. His,
escaped from prison there now. His, All those files are gone. Nothing, nothing.
All those files are gone. Nothing, nothing. did not rape. What is everyone doing here?
did not rape. What is everyone doing here? Oh, so you're on Trump's side. His,
Oh, so you're on Trump's side. His, I am not on Trump's side. You heard that now.
I am not on Trump's side. You heard that now. he/she/it
he/she/it everyone speculated that he died because his two
everyone speculated that he died because his two days and because the Pentagon
days and because the Pentagon pizza sales around the area have increased
pizza sales around the area have increased The Pentagon, where the grocery stores are.
The Pentagon, where the grocery stores are. Anyway, it's very good here. This is
Anyway, it's very good here. This is very common. I don't remember how the pizzas are here.
very common. I don't remember how the pizzas are here. called. somehow this phenomenon is
called. somehow this phenomenon is named, but when it starts more
named, but when it starts more Buying pizza at the Pentagon means it's a
Buying pizza at the Pentagon means it's a something serious is happening
something serious is happening serious plans,
serious plans, because it comes means allnaierius is angry
because it comes means allnaierius is angry all sorts of things, everyone is more active in saying more food.
all sorts of things, everyone is more active in saying more food. Yes, yes. And sit,
Yes, yes. And sit, so check fast food, you need
so check fast food, you need according to pizza orders. His, formerly according to
according to pizza orders. His, formerly according to was watching it,
was watching it, who seems like they should be smarter
who seems like they should be smarter somehow even these pizzerias say that
somehow even these pizzerias say that to show that there is a crisis in the state.
to show that there is a crisis in the state. Yes, yes. I wonder how the crisis is in Lithuania
Yes, yes. I wonder how the crisis is in Lithuania It seems, you know, that there are mice.
It seems, you know, that there are mice. the day's troubles just start to buy
the day's troubles just start to buy where are the cheapest ones?
where are the cheapest ones? I'm sorry 12.
I'm sorry 12. A lot of fried dumplings with cheese
A lot of fried dumplings with cheese buys.
buys. Anyway, I have one more suggestion,
Anyway, I have one more suggestion, that Lithuanian cuisine is brutal
that Lithuanian cuisine is brutal underaged and young people should have more
underaged and young people should have more Eat Lithuanian food now
Eat Lithuanian food now in restaurants and there should be more
in restaurants and there should be more Lithuanian restaurants, because I write about them
Lithuanian restaurants, because I write about them all sushi is overpriced and on top of that all
all sushi is overpriced and on top of that all fuel burgers. Take it, I can't stand it.
fuel burgers. Take it, I can't stand it. nachos What is the Lithuanian word for "to pickle"?
nachos What is the Lithuanian word for "to pickle"? Cabbage is bad.
Cabbage is bad. Just kidding.
Just kidding. not at all. They are not red.
not at all. They are not red. With cucumbers and carrots.
With cucumbers and carrots. Well, that's a carrot. E
Well, that's a carrot. E It's much tastier to just stuff it with three pieces.
It's much tastier to just stuff it with three pieces. I am not confused. I am just a follower of
I am not confused. I am just a follower of Lithuanian cabbage. I am not confused.
Lithuanian cabbage. I am not confused. Well, let's continue with the class, not if
Well, let's continue with the class, not if you see.
you see. His.
His. I just don't like you going to
I just don't like you going to Lithuanian restaurant and it's delicious
Lithuanian restaurant and it's delicious happens.
happens. His
His and it's half the price of eight
and it's half the price of eight sushi. Oh, oh, oh. Three ingredients. Only
sushi. Oh, oh, oh. Three ingredients. Only that it is not appropriate to go. You
that it is not appropriate to go. You you know what's not Instagram friendly
you know what's not Instagram friendly you take a picture. Okay, cold beer.
you take a picture. Okay, cold beer. yes, because they are pink, but other types of food
yes, because they are pink, but other types of food You know that cepek, that weather like sushi?
You know that cepek, that weather like sushi? beautifully presented.
beautifully presented. Hey, golden golden zeppelins
Hey, golden golden zeppelins Instagram friendly or not?
Instagram friendly or not? This is clear, but it will be a big deal if you...
This is clear, but it will be a big deal if you... You know, not everyone was invited.
You know, not everyone was invited. and showed perfectly that when served beautifully
and showed perfectly that when served beautifully He was a perfect sweetheart. It was cruel.
He was a perfect sweetheart. It was cruel. and anyway, now I'm a bit obsessed with TikTok,
and anyway, now I'm a bit obsessed with TikTok, So if a potato appears, then here's one
So if a potato appears, then here's one the healthiest things to eat
the healthiest things to eat as a vegetable
as a vegetable eat potatoes. Starch says it's here
eat potatoes. Starch says it's here one of the best carbohydrates. Says:
one of the best carbohydrates. Says: "[ __ ] rice, [ __ ] rice, [ __ ]
"[ __ ] rice, [ __ ] rice, [ __ ] pasta, [ __ ] bread. Processed flour
pasta, [ __ ] bread. Processed flour everyone.
everyone. His his. FR
His his. FR potato is the best thing
potato is the best thing can eat.
can eat. Give me fried potatoes and meat. Here
Give me fried potatoes and meat. Here the best Lithuanians have ever eaten
the best Lithuanians have ever eaten good
good purely. Well
purely. Well his,
his, [ __ ] Let's return the taipen then. Give
[ __ ] Let's return the taipen then. Give What about me? And anyway, we're not going to raise it,
What about me? And anyway, we're not going to raise it, we don't lift. We're not talking about Robin Williams. Is
we don't lift. We're not talking about Robin Williams. Is Did you care about him?
Did you care about him? I really liked it. He graduated as an actor.
I really liked it. He graduated as an actor. Yeah, yeah, I really liked that movie.
Yeah, yeah, I really liked that movie. I cried a lot at Deadp Society.
I cried a lot at Deadp Society. Okay.
Okay. It's a good movie, but it's so-so
It's a good movie, but it's so-so He's so sad.
He's so sad. Oh, oh, I cried, I cried a lot.
Oh, oh, I cried, I cried a lot. Are you sincere, are you really crying?
Are you sincere, are you really crying? I am very sensitive. Actually
I am very sensitive. Actually I liked it, Mrs. Daupfire. Will not
I liked it, Mrs. Daupfire. Will not Dafire too, Patch Adams was also everyone's
Dafire too, Patch Adams was also everyone's His usual friend was cruel to him.
His usual friend was cruel to him. It's good with the Med Demon thing, isn't it?
It's good with the Med Demon thing, isn't it? directed by that
directed by that Good Hunting.
Good Hunting. Goodvill Hunting. His
Goodvill Hunting. His his. Well, that's it, but let me know what you think.
his. Well, that's it, but let me know what you think. I know, I
I know, I but he said that there are a lot of them
but he said that there are a lot of them I saw the video that
I saw the video that stole
stole stole from nobles
stole from nobles He would send a babka type and steal a bit. And
He would send a babka type and steal a bit. And then that comedian is like, damn, he stole it
then that comedian is like, damn, he stole it I got a letter from him and he sent it to me.
I got a letter from him and he sent it to me. just a few steps away from it.
just a few steps away from it. I bought it from you.
I bought it from you. I heard he gave 70 pence to someone
I heard he gave 70 pence to someone sent just that, that the bayer
sent just that, that the bayer used somewhere.
used somewhere. But that's what's fair.
But that's what's fair. It's better to be coo than to steal and deny it.
It's better to be coo than to steal and deny it. you do and say that you are here
you do and say that you are here The worst thing you can do is...
The worst thing you can do is... His. And he just said that he just...
His. And he just said that he just... came, he went to all those
came, he went to all those drunk. He has a lot of aperitifs.
drunk. He has a lot of aperitifs. They had all kinds of things and they had a lot of them.
They had all kinds of things and they had a lot of them. he would improvise and he just
he would improvise and he just when panic sets in, you need to improvise,
when panic sets in, you need to improvise, It just pops into your head and you say it.
It just pops into your head and you say it. on stage and you know it's already
on stage and you know it's already filmed and no one will edit it
filmed and no one will edit it and then you can't say "but not here"
and then you can't say "but not here" My friend, stop, you're just pissed off.
My friend, stop, you're just pissed off. the entire audience. Yes.
the entire audience. Yes. Yes. I sometimes feel that I
Yes. I sometimes feel that I I accidentally said something stupid and I
I accidentally said something stupid and I then just saying something like: "Oh no,
then just saying something like: "Oh no, I saw it on Tiktok, but it's not mine.
I saw it on Tiktok, but it's not mine. thing, I saw this bit."
thing, I saw this bit." Yeah, sorry. We jumped from that violently
Yeah, sorry. We jumped from that violently interesting game.
interesting game. Very interesting. Yes.
Very interesting. Yes. Oh, Stepenko. Yes, yes. Stepanek.
Oh, Stepenko. Yes, yes. Stepanek. Okay. Artapenko?
Okay. Artapenko? He generated a lot of comedy and
He generated a lot of comedy and nowadays.
nowadays. They used to generate Maybach comedy,
They used to generate Maybach comedy, you know.
you know. Well, yeah, dude.
Well, yeah, dude. he's, well, degrading, but
he's, well, degrading, but yes, third. Third is absolutely third.
yes, third. Third is absolutely third. He is drunk under the thorns in Palanga
He is drunk under the thorns in Palanga I used to sit in a reconditioned shirt, you know.
I used to sit in a reconditioned shirt, you know. I don't know if a human being can also suffer like this.
I don't know if a human being can also suffer like this. You need to wake up, you know. He is like
You need to wake up, you know. He is like Cobain, he's the closest to Cobain too
Cobain, he's the closest to Cobain too musician.
musician. Blemba, he looks good to me.
Blemba, he looks good to me. I'm sorry. His,
I'm sorry. His, I remember something. They even showed up
I remember something. They even showed up together,
together, because the accent is still there.
because the accent is still there. No, but they definitely seem like a couple of things to me.
No, but they definitely seem like a couple of things to me. maybe even appeared.
maybe even appeared. They played together, they had a show.
They played together, they had a show. he/she
he/she endings.
endings. The bowlers stood up and then played
The bowlers stood up and then played Stepanek.
Stepanek. Henry, well
Henry, well yes yes yes.
yes yes yes. Nikola Tesla got rid of everyone
Nikola Tesla got rid of everyone invenus. And he got used to it.
invenus. And he got used to it. He was like Karos so often
He was like Karos so often having begun to raise pigeons and birds,
having begun to raise pigeons and birds, I thought he had a [ __ ] too.
I thought he had a [ __ ] too. I thought he had a [ __ ] like Tesla
I thought he had a [ __ ] like Tesla There is a story abroad that a person has been burned.
There is a story abroad that a person has been burned. He made love to a dove, but the warrior
He made love to a dove, but the warrior absolutely hated it because he has OCD and
absolutely hated it because he has OCD and It was bothering him to sleep. He hated it,
It was bothering him to sleep. He hated it, but they didn't raise any just a lot in the park
but they didn't raise any just a lot in the park He was filming birds all the time.
He was filming birds all the time. He hates them fiercely. But he is
He hates them fiercely. But he is He traveled to Lithuania because he had a balcony with
He traveled to Lithuania because he had a balcony with You flew by, the balander woke him up.
You flew by, the balander woke him up. He used to show me, I remember.
He used to show me, I remember. Look, I bought vanilla, an owl,
Look, I bought vanilla, an owl, feake owl to attack pigeons and
feake owl to attack pigeons and then you go to one open mic, it's a shame,
then you go to one open mic, it's a shame, pity. No way, no way it works, no way
pity. No way, no way it works, no way The owl is just, just an owl.
The owl is just, just an owl. I got caught up in that carp fishing, where
I got caught up in that carp fishing, where and then and then another open mic
and then and then another open mic I haven't slept yet. They they
I haven't slept yet. They they The fake owl got it right there. Yes, yes. I
The fake owl got it right there. Yes, yes. I I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Just
Just yes. We are old and where did we order from?
yes. We are old and where did we order from? We built the owl so that it would be a predator and
We built the owl so that it would be a predator and Pigeons will fly to the ninth height, they would be afraid.
Pigeons will fly to the ninth height, they would be afraid. It seemed to work for a few days, then
It seemed to work for a few days, then We glued the foil. It turns out it's online.
We glued the foil. It turns out it's online. it is written that pigeons cannot
it is written that pigeons cannot land on the foil. It's all about foil
land on the foil. It's all about foil We helped him because he was scared of that sound.
We helped him because he was scared of that sound. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing works.
Nothing works. Does what it does best everywhere
Does what it does best everywhere abroad, architecture was simply imposed
abroad, architecture was simply imposed anywhere you can land a win
anywhere you can land a win to do.
to do. Yes, wine is very good.
Yes, wine is very good. When they are stabbed in the stomach, then they
When they are stabbed in the stomach, then they I don't like it, the rats say it too much.
I don't like it, the rats say it too much. okay.
okay. His, her. They don't like it. Says
His, her. They don't like it. Says his,
his, but then you have a million million corpses
but then you have a million million corpses just on the balcony and you have to throw it through
just on the balcony and you have to throw it through balcony every morning.
balcony every morning. Laon pigeon corpses. This might be fun.
Laon pigeon corpses. This might be fun. completely out of
completely out of Have they laid eggs with us?
Have they laid eggs with us? I won't say what we did, but they helped.
I won't say what we did, but they helped. He ate the food.
He ate the food. So here's the protein. Here is the protein
So here's the protein. Here is the protein because of history. Because of history.
because of history. Because of history. And delicious.
And delicious. Emily invited me.
Yes, it's Paks. And just bring him back. just with a defibrillator of some kind for him
just with a defibrillator of some kind for him give energy so that it just
give energy so that it just energy should.
energy should. This is so iconic to me.
This is so iconic to me. photo. Lithuania won against Sweden
photo. Lithuania won against Sweden only three points.
only three points. Well, we won, great guys.
Well, we won, great guys. Both Finnish and Swedish, only Norwegians left
Both Finnish and Swedish, only Norwegians left to overcome
to overcome and we have a big,
and we have a big, as they say.
as they say. Yes. And to me, this photo is legendary.
Yes. And to me, this photo is legendary. Change. He looks like this
Change. He looks like this here is the face always.
here is the face always. Yeah, it's the one I worked hard for.
Yeah, it's the one I worked hard for. Anyway, he's been working hard to get somewhere.
Anyway, he's been working hard to get somewhere. It will be bad now.
It will be bad now. Now this is going to be bad. I feel the [ __ ] already
Now this is going to be bad. I feel the [ __ ] already I've learned it now.
I've learned it now. And where is the joke?
And where is the joke? You're [ __ ] crazy if you care about rap.
You're [ __ ] crazy if you care about rap. It's strange that all rappers did them.
It's strange that all rappers did them. There are gangstas, but they are like this
There are gangstas, but they are like this cocky, gay photos and
cocky, gay photos and It's strange to me that Pakšo had it somewhere.
It's strange to me that Pakšo had it somewhere. A pierced nose like this. His, they they they
A pierced nose like this. His, they they they enough gangsters to be there with
enough gangsters to be there with they would take photos there with all kinds of weapons,
they would take photos there with all kinds of weapons, but at the same time they stripped themselves naked,
but at the same time they stripped themselves naked, photos,
photos, but without the shirt, you see, they
but without the shirt, you see, they In California life, it's hot all the time
In California life, it's hot all the time time and without a shirt to be like with
time and without a shirt to be like with Mike, but he's from New York anyway. His,
Mike, but he's from New York anyway. His, him, and there was a rumor that he somehow
him, and there was a rumor that he somehow Did Disney act in anything when he was young?
Did Disney act in anything when he was young? No, no,
No, no, I won't remember this.
I won't remember this. There was some rumor, wasn't there?
There was some rumor, wasn't there? I don't know, but anyway, he's very good.
I don't know, but anyway, he's very good. composed music. I liked him.
composed music. I liked him. and his his Swagat real Swagat
and his his Swagat real Swagat original now Rocky is so similar
original now Rocky is so similar Of course his rap isn't that good but he
Of course his rap isn't that good but he also such a handsome swag guy
also such a handsome swag guy It's completely fashionable, even his
It's completely fashionable, even his music is more about you know about the vibe
music is more about you know about the vibe and about the feeling o
and about the feeling o the current Tupac, I would say maybe
the current Tupac, I would say maybe Kendrick more than
Kendrick more than Yes yes anything about music but
Yes yes anything about music but because Kendrick is also quite stylish
because Kendrick is also quite stylish Anyway, everything he wears is his.
Anyway, everything he wears is his. But I heard he didn't wash. I
But I heard he didn't wash. I I heard it stinks.
I heard it stinks. Kenrick.
Kenrick. Mmm. Kendrick Lamar. I heard that he
Mmm. Kendrick Lamar. I heard that he it stinks that he is not messy
it stinks that he is not messy very,
very, be forgiving and give
be forgiving and give You're talking nonsense about the Bible.
You're talking nonsense about the Bible. constantly talking.
constantly talking. His his.
His his. I always find myself where you are listening.
I always find myself where you are listening. You rap and it's where we push there
You rap and it's where we push there coke, we're there, don't go to mine
coke, we're there, don't go to mine territory, because you will be like that too
territory, because you will be like that too God said, we are all Israelites.
God said, we are all Israelites. What? What the hell is going on here?
What? What the hell is going on here? He starts to run. Well, he
He starts to run. Well, he yes, but God said so. Yes, yes,
yes, but God said so. Yes, yes, God said we are black
God said we are black true Israelites. That's good,
true Israelites. That's good, Kenrick, I don't understand anything anymore, what are you talking about?
Kenrick, I don't understand anything anymore, what are you talking about? you speak,
you speak, but it talks about the fact that black people are really
but it talks about the fact that black people are really Israelites. Well, what don't you understand?
Israelites. Well, what don't you understand? no? All good, all good. Vanilla, I'm not going.
no? All good, all good. Vanilla, I'm not going. into racial and religious conflict with
into racial and religious conflict with you.
you. I find it incredibly relatable. Yeah, that's you, you pimp.
I find it incredibly relatable. Yeah, that's you, you pimp. Butterfly album, where everything is about
Butterfly album, where everything is about There are problems with black people. Yes, yes. Anyway
There are problems with black people. Yes, yes. Anyway For me, it's because I like it so much.
For me, it's because I like it so much. very good music, at least for me,
very good music, at least for me, how it rhymes and from what it is. His,
how it rhymes and from what it is. His, but I really like it when I was in Barcelona
but I really like it when I was in Barcelona Kendrich, I'm acting according to those
Kendrich, I'm acting according to those songs, everything, and in such a moment
songs, everything, and in such a moment I came to my senses, I looked around, we are all white
I came to my senses, I looked around, we are all white People are standing there in Barcelona. Oh, such a one
People are standing there in Barcelona. Oh, such a one I wonder where and when that piece is played,
I wonder where and when that piece is played, It's time to go,
It's time to go, yes
yes I'm standing there and I'm really pissed off.
I'm standing there and I'm really pissed off. feels like this somewhere
feels like this somewhere his his. But here it is, it is itself
his his. But here it is, it is itself having said, he says I don't understand why my
having said, he says I don't understand why my I didn't think that those albums of mine
I didn't think that those albums of mine You'll hear the type of white people. Very strange,
You'll hear the type of white people. Very strange, but
but but because the music is awesome,
but because the music is awesome, you know, the one who sings there,
you know, the one who sings there, you know, about, say, peer pressure, drinking
you know, about, say, peer pressure, drinking drink alcohol and consume alcohol and
drink alcohol and consume alcohol and so that I don't have to, this was here for me.
so that I don't have to, this was here for me. That's a pure rapper. No alcohol
That's a pure rapper. No alcohol some kind of attack. One week I just
some kind of attack. One week I just I repeated it every minute of every day.
I repeated it every minute of every day. bm ba boom bem
bm ba boom bem and that's it. Just autism once upon a time
and that's it. Just autism once upon a time It turns on and I just do nothing. BM
It turns on and I just do nothing. BM boom boom boom.
boom boom boom. Where could a girl break up with you?
Where could a girl break up with you? Yes, yes. If you do it for too long. No, anyway
Yes, yes. If you do it for too long. No, anyway They're yelling at me already.
They're yelling at me already. just boom boom boom boom boom.
just boom boom boom boom boom. Do you know who killed everyone? They killed me.
Do you know who killed everyone? They killed me. most of all Henrik's hype when you
most of all Henrik's hype when you Now I'm back again, you know. I
Now I'm back again, you know. I I want to repeat it again.
I want to repeat it again. We'll repeat it a couple of times now too
We'll repeat it a couple of times now too once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it is possible and
once. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it is possible and I'm passing by. You know,
I'm passing by. You know, Do you remember when I was in the office, I still had that a
Do you remember when I was in the office, I still had that a quiet, quiet, quiet. His,
quiet, quiet, quiet. His, his.
his. You stand up, you get conversations
You stand up, you get conversations fragment, has vocal vocal Simsus those.
fragment, has vocal vocal Simsus those. Yeah, he's your latest now.
Yeah, he's your latest now. chip. Oh my, I heard I just left.
chip. Oh my, I heard I just left. from the hut
from the hut two Russians or Ukrainians, I don't know,
two Russians or Ukrainians, I don't know, Some people walked and walked and talked there.
Some people walked and walked and talked there. something in Russian and that's stupid
something in Russian and that's stupid That stupid woman is crying.
That stupid woman is crying. just read every sentence
just read every sentence and I was so funny
and I was so funny I started fighting that idiot all the time.
I started fighting that idiot all the time. The man is a chipmunk.
The man is a chipmunk. without any context and has been going on for months.
without any context and has been going on for months. Jo, which is strange, because you seem the least
Jo, which is strange, because you seem the least You could, you should, speak Russian, you know.
You could, you should, speak Russian, you know. That's it, for some reason Russian is terrible for me
That's it, for some reason Russian is terrible for me It's funny. I don't know why.
It's funny. I don't know why. How do you speak Japanese?
How do you speak Japanese? I don't know anything about Russian.
I don't know anything about Russian. There were still some people who were flying.
There were still some people who were flying. like like like we said somehow there
like like like we said somehow there somehow we said
somehow we said you'll fall in the laundry no no I don't remember something
you'll fall in the laundry no no I don't remember something You said you were pissed about the laundry.
You said you were pissed about the laundry. Ukrainian laundresses were teased by Russians
Ukrainian laundresses were teased by Russians hishis
hishis You're welcome, we were just playing CS:GO and
You're welcome, we were just playing CS:GO and The Russians are just playing in that sense.
The Russians are just playing in that sense. you will fall in the laundry
you will fall in the laundry and they also sent us a video, well,
and they also sent us a video, well, when the war started, there were lots of videos
when the war started, there were lots of videos sender and one was where the Russians
sender and one was where the Russians They [ __ ] the Russians themselves in the ass, like that
They [ __ ] the Russians themselves in the ass, like that videos
videos and then he said quietly
and then he said quietly yes yes yes yes. And he began to repeat
yes yes yes yes. And he began to repeat this one. He is left with PTSD because he
this one. He is left with PTSD because he saw a man who was being tortured and put that
saw a man who was being tortured and put that fragment autistic and months said
fragment autistic and months said simply
simply We just played it during CS and
We just played it during CS and I'm a Russian, and so am I.
I'm a Russian, and so am I. slush
Well, that's not right. What else is there anyway? It's cruel that some of them caught
It's cruel that some of them caught Russians, like they knew that video. His,
Russians, like they knew that video. His, who also Oh
who also Oh A classic is a simple classic. And in that sense,
A classic is a simple classic. And in that sense, Damn, that's really cruel. Type your country
Damn, that's really cruel. Type your country soldiers are you know that type there
soldiers are you know that type there Putin is just sending everyone to the meat
Putin is just sending everyone to the meat and you're still getting pissed in the ass.
and you're still getting pissed in the ass. His. And your Lithuanian sister says: "Silent,
His. And your Lithuanian sister says: "Silent, quiet."
quiet." He knows that you know that he saw
He knows that you know that he saw In Lithuania, that video of him peeing in his own
In Lithuania, that video of him peeing in his own ass. Yeah, that's it, I have one like that.
ass. Yeah, that's it, I have one like that. autism.
autism. Easy, easy, easy, but here it is easy
Easy, easy, easy, but here it is easy so
so I agree with Prigozhin,
I agree with Prigozhin, Finally came up with something funny,
Finally came up with something funny, damn, you get two. Two for the price of one
damn, you get two. Two for the price of one one naked show.
one naked show. And maybe even more, maybe the trio even more
And maybe even more, maybe the trio even more add
add paksa. And
paksa. And What I wanted to say is lost on me.
What I wanted to say is lost on me. Kenrick's hype when I saw Edwin
Kenrick's hype when I saw Edwin Rapping with the Ferrets on the Waves project
Rapping with the Ferrets on the Waves project Var City jump high schoo that while singing
Var City jump high schoo that while singing time to surf and dance there. And
time to surf and dance there. And Edvinas Šeškas will explain it to me now.
Edvinas Šeškas will explain it to me now. Belickaitė's husband.
Belickaitė's husband. He's a basketball player, right?
He's a basketball player, right? Yes. That cross is a joke. Both
Yes. That cross is a joke. Both Brothers, little ferrets, where are the little ones?
Brothers, little ferrets, where are the little ones? two.
two. [ __ ].
[ __ ]. I don't know this.
I don't know this. You don't know, look, look at
You don't know, look, look at waves throughout the entire project. That's how it is there.
waves throughout the entire project. That's how it is there. funny. There was a character like
funny. There was a character like Ipavičius is found. Egidijus is coming, coming.
Ipavičius is found. Egidijus is coming, coming. Ipavičius dressed Found me and
Ipavičius dressed Found me and sings "Don you".
sings "Don you". W. But without blackface.
W. But without blackface. Without Black Feo. And then the funniest thing is that
Without Black Feo. And then the funniest thing is that for example, he throughout the project
for example, he throughout the project didn't learn this and that with a surfboard and he
didn't learn this and that with a surfboard and he in the final just
in the final just He still goes there like an old man.
He still goes there like an old man. The wave violently sprays the water and
The wave violently sprays the water and He just comes. Don't worry.
He just comes. Don't worry. about something. Every little thing will
about something. Every little thing will okay. Throws the surfboard and just
okay. Throws the surfboard and just with such inhuman grace he throws the surfboard,
with such inhuman grace he throws the surfboard, he gets carried away by a wave and he just
he gets carried away by a wave and he just empty water is being shot.
empty water is being shot. It's brutally cold here.
It's brutally cold here. I just stomp my foot straight into the ground.
I just stomp my foot straight into the ground. sipavyčius found sipavyvič I am me
sipavyčius found sipavyvič I am me I would go then.
I would go then. Wow that's so funny.
Wow that's so funny. I would go too, I would go just the same and
I would go too, I would go just the same and so bim boom boom b
so bim boom boom b This is the ferret that was already doing this to him.
This is the ferret that was already doing this to him. It's still unclear who's there or who's from that.
It's still unclear who's there or who's from that. influencers did that where we go to
influencers did that where we go to The Acropolis coffee where they did that through the passage
The Acropolis coffee where they did that through the passage The waiting time is half an hour.
The waiting time is half an hour. find that video, by the way, it's just this one
find that video, by the way, it's just this one all the white people caught on and just
all the white people caught on and just started doing [ __ ] with that music, let's go
started doing [ __ ] with that music, let's go garti Vero cafe blet coffee to the Acropolis
garti Vero cafe blet coffee to the Acropolis listen to me, what else would be cruel
listen to me, what else would be cruel if I were brutally cool there
if I were brutally cool there athlete here or there
athlete here or there surfer or tennis player
surfer or tennis player or maybe I'll score a goal there
or maybe I'll score a goal there just my celebration would be
just my celebration would be quiet quiet
quiet quiet confusion
confusion come on, you're a fool, but why vanilla?
come on, you're a fool, but why vanilla? you made that up, I don't know about those
you made that up, I don't know about those You see, why are you here? Well, you're here.
You see, why are you here? Well, you're here. There's talent here. You said you don't have it.
There's talent here. You said you don't have it. talent. Y
talent. Y talent, how many people will catch this guy
talent, how many people will catch this guy and laugh at him?
and laugh at him? No, this is very funny, Russians.
No, this is very funny, Russians. only Russians
only Russians only Russians laugh
only Russians laugh Russians who saw that video. It's you.
Russians who saw that video. It's you. You'll have to show that video for context, but
You'll have to show that video for context, but that poor thing
Okay. So wait, you should have been able to. three three chosen. Three are chosen. What
three three chosen. Three are chosen. What resurrected?
resurrected? I've already cut through the peain, so
I've already cut through the peain, so It needs to be finished already. A norm, norm,
It needs to be finished already. A norm, norm, I am raising a hand.
I am raising a hand. I am tired.
I am tired. That's it, we each have three or
That's it, we each have three or just three in all?
just three in all? How many? Everyone.
How many? Everyone. Oh, okay. This is vanilla. Tell me what you are doing.
Oh, okay. This is vanilla. Tell me what you are doing. You are resurrected.
You are resurrected. Norms then
Norms then Prigozhin.
[ __ ]. I don't know, I don't even like the others. I'm terribly worried.
I'm terribly worried. But it's John Lennon
But it's John Lennon You know, I don't really care that much.
You know, I don't really care that much. Maybe John Lennon and Lenin.
Maybe John Lennon and Lenin. You gave Lennon. Lennon and
You gave Lennon. Lennon and Lenin and
Lenin and I would trade Lenin for Stalin.
I would trade Lenin for Stalin. and Hitler Paul.
and Hitler Paul. His,
His, these are resurrected.
these are resurrected. What do you think about Traka?
What do you think about Traka? Norm.
Norm. M
M Well, don't get angry, people. Here
Well, don't get angry, people. Here won't know half of those people, you know.
won't know half of those people, you know. Yes
Yes and
What the hell is going on? I want him to would suffer when he returned, that he would
would suffer when he returned, that he would look at what music is like now.
look at what music is like now. So you want to shoot him yourself?
So you want to shoot him yourself? Well, yeah
Well, yeah to maybe put some kind of twist on it
to maybe put some kind of twist on it current genres and then shoot themselves.
current genres and then shoot themselves. I would resurrect Šapranauskas with the first talisman
I would resurrect Šapranauskas with the first talisman really,
really, because you are a simple, sincere person
because you are a simple, sincere person and I love the Lithuanian coma loves. Yes.
and I love the Lithuanian coma loves. Yes. Oh no, I would definitely resurrect Šepranauskas,
Oh no, I would definitely resurrect Šepranauskas, I would say no, don't be silly.
I would say no, don't be silly. Why are you doing this here? You can throw it,
Why are you doing this here? You can throw it, drink and start using drugs just
drink and start using drugs just and live much more happily,
and live much more happily, because I feel that the shapras is the minus of the shapras
because I feel that the shapras is the minus of the shapras It was like he was drinking alcohol with you, what's up?
It was like he was drinking alcohol with you, what's up? going on, for
going on, for thunderclap. The war has begun. I don't know,
thunderclap. The war has begun. I don't know, Imagine, for example, that
Imagine, for example, that imagine that when you think,
imagine that when you think, that the war will start, you think that
that the war will start, you think that You'll be home there most of the time, right? Watt
You'll be home there most of the time, right? Watt How would I do anything from home, would I lock myself in,
How would I do anything from home, would I lock myself in, I would watch the news, right? But you
I would watch the news, right? But you you understand, for example, war can
you understand, for example, war can Let the bombing begin and you can
Let the bombing begin and you can Stay with me. Well, now, for example,
Stay with me. Well, now, for example, a war would break out and, for example,
a war would break out and, for example, closes, part of the building collapses and we
closes, part of the building collapses and we We are left stranded. You Arens, Rockel and
We are left stranded. You Arens, Rockel and me. You thought we would film it,
me. You thought we would film it, but it's still normal here, we could
but it's still normal here, we could to film something with
to film something with would like to listen to the podcast.
would like to listen to the podcast. Would like a podcast. How would you put it, give it?
Would like a podcast. How would you put it, give it? views,
views, would raise the vifs. Wow.
would raise the vifs. Wow. His, with
His, with The thumbnail is brutally good. Still
The thumbnail is brutally good. Still between the stones.
between the stones. Thumbnail among the stones. His,
Thumbnail among the stones. His, we with us with our we established. His,
we with us with our we established. His, We don't have water.
Okay, I'll do it this way then. I resurrect Šapranauskas,
Šapranauskas, his, Williams.
his, Williams. Mmm.
Mmm. And I'm bringing something back to life to make it even more beautiful
And I'm bringing something back to life to make it even more beautiful more fun. This is Freddy Mercury.
more fun. This is Freddy Mercury. Freddy Mercury. Okay.
Freddy Mercury. Okay. Freddy Mercury. I would like to hear
Freddy Mercury. I would like to hear I would like to see more at the big Wembley Stadium
I would like to see more at the big Wembley Stadium once
once get a chance. No, once again I would like to
get a chance. No, once again I would like to get a chance somewhere for the first time in your life
get a chance somewhere for the first time in your life You heard that, mom.
You heard that, mom. Damn, I'm doing much better anyway
Damn, I'm doing much better anyway vocals. Yes, yes.
vocals. Yes, yes. It seems to me that at such a concert they would bring
It seems to me that at such a concert they would bring brain. I, for example, have never been
brain. I, for example, have never been Queens fan, but as it shows, what kind of
Queens fan, but as it shows, what kind of music. Well, here are the Beatles and Queens
music. Well, here are the Beatles and Queens himself. What kind of powerful music did they create?
himself. What kind of powerful music did they create? I can sing so many songs by
I can sing so many songs by never turn on lyrics
never turn on lyrics never asked specifically. Yes,
never asked specifically. Yes, yes, yes.
yes, yes. And anyway, I think Mercury's voice
And anyway, I think Mercury's voice would be good until the end, like Sting. Wow
would be good until the end, like Sting. Wow Now he's seven or so years old and
Now he's seven or so years old and they beat with the same voice,
they beat with the same voice, They're screaming their ballads there.
They're screaming their ballads there. I think Mercury is the same way too.
I think Mercury is the same way too. same
same And his
And his would shout.
would shout. And the world is even braver now. all
And the world is even braver now. all Now you know how much it was.
Now you know how much it was. left leing all our progressiveness
left leing all our progressiveness how much mercury would have given from
how much mercury would have given from He would have been an icon indeed.
He would have been an icon indeed. yes he was he was, he was quite
yes he was he was, he was quite You know worse.
You know worse. not now I mean like now he would be
not now I mean like now he would be Wasp type, now who is Elton John?
Wasp type, now who is Elton John? is this one of these?
is this one of these? it's his, he should should
it's his, he should should Freddy Mercury is a nerd for Elton John
Freddy Mercury is a nerd for Elton John Sorry, I don't want to play Sir Elton John.
Sorry, I don't want to play Sir Elton John. but Freddy Mercury is a little bit of a slob in my eyes
but Freddy Mercury is a little bit of a slob in my eyes harder, of course, more so, and I think,
harder, of course, more so, and I think, Lithuania would have allowed marriage earlier
Lithuania would have allowed marriage earlier and for homosexuals, if Fred Mercury
and for homosexuals, if Fred Mercury would have remained alive. Yes, my English
would have remained alive. Yes, my English language teacher, she was very
language teacher, she was very traditional and she is very angry when
traditional and she is very angry when such a conservative, angry woman, but
such a conservative, angry woman, but Jin used to tell me that her favorite
Jin used to tell me that her favorite the band is Queens and Fred Mercure and
the band is Queens and Fred Mercure and Bohemian Rhapsody is the best for her.
Bohemian Rhapsody is the best for her. thing is alive
thing is alive yes now we have Rokas Jan that too
yes now we have Rokas Jan that too don't hesitate to say
don't hesitate to say yes, but I mean that my
yes, but I mean that my the teacher who even she hated, you know
the teacher who even she hated, you know those progressive ideas. His,
those progressive ideas. His, she loved Fredin,
she loved Fredin, but she knew he was gay. For her
but she knew he was gay. For her maybe not like that
maybe not like that She said she knew for sure, but she
She said she knew for sure, but she was choosing
was choosing so I heard that he also had a woman,
so I heard that he also had a woman, you can do it here with most of Lithuania
you can do it here with most of Lithuania artists, who listens to the track, for example,
artists, who listens to the track, for example, all those older women, they
all those older women, they doesn't think he's up to anything,
doesn't think he's up to anything, you know. Mmm. Her
you know. Mmm. Her You are like this.
You are like this. Well, don't start with words,
Well, don't start with words, because I can't say anything anyway. Me
because I can't say anything anyway. Me The furrow would be straight.
The furrow would be straight. Oh, go ahead. I saw him cruelly.
Oh, go ahead. I saw him cruelly. I'll be smiling. I'm so scared.
I'll be smiling. I'm so scared. It's [ __ ] bright and stuff.
It's [ __ ] bright and stuff. His facial structure is like this. He he he
His facial structure is like this. He he he could totally be a warrior.
could totally be a warrior. Totally warrior-like.
Totally warrior-like. He would have been king in the old days
He would have been king in the old days Mindaugas can be.
Mindaugas can be. He would both crush you and suck you.
He would both crush you and suck you. dead.
dead. I found it in Nida's video.
I found it in Nida's video. You know those chick bones and you know that strong one
You know those chick bones and you know that strong one How are you? I'm in love.
How are you? I'm in love. this one
this one I saw the same thing in reality.
I saw the same thing in reality. cultural divide
cultural divide I'll do it like that because it's a copycat.
I'll do it like that because it's a copycat. will be
will be but it's very well oh well everyone is white
but it's very well oh well everyone is white There's some kind of crazy going on here, and it's getting tough.
There's some kind of crazy going on here, and it's getting tough. How did you do it?
How did you do it? and everyone goes to the Acropolis for coffee
Wow, how cool is that? hard.
hard. And here we can, here maybe I wanted it all
And here we can, here maybe I wanted it all participate in a flashmob. It's similar here.
participate in a flashmob. It's similar here. This is it.
This is it. anyway, brutally hard. Wow.
anyway, brutally hard. Wow. But that's fine. Girls don't do anything.
But that's fine. Girls don't do anything. The stove is working. The Elds are doing something.
The stove is working. The Elds are doing something. Girls still don't sit at the computer.
Girls still don't sit at the computer. at home.
at home. Yes, I find it funny, but
Yes, I find it funny, but It's so much fun.
It's so much fun. His, ladies, ladies are famous as
His, ladies, ladies are famous as sitting at the computer, walking
sitting at the computer, walking lol. Okay. What is the weather like outside?
lol. Okay. What is the weather like outside? What is analog?
What is analog? sitting by the series. Well,
sitting by the series. Well, because they watch melodramas. His,
because they watch melodramas. His, frenulum.
frenulum. Yes, yes. Gilmar Girls on the Couch
Yes, yes. Gilmar Girls on the Couch looking.
looking. Mmm.
Mmm. Anyway, autumn is coming,
Anyway, autumn is coming, is coming. I don't know how many of you are here.
is coming. I don't know how many of you are here. there are women. I don't know if this is very
there are women. I don't know if this is very thing. I don't know what's wrong with you. What is yours?
thing. I don't know what's wrong with you. What is yours? women watch autumn?
women watch autumn? Friends and Howother
Friends and Howother friends office and repeated that
friends office and repeated that You wouldn't hear demons in your head. Yeah, yeah, but
You wouldn't hear demons in your head. Yeah, yeah, but at the end of September and in October, as
at the end of September and in October, as For me, for example, sopranos, you were so talented
For me, for example, sopranos, you were so talented Gilmir girls, I know.
Gilmir girls, I know. I heard it sound like a rooster.
I heard it sound like a rooster. The series is brutally honest anyway.
The series is brutally honest anyway. anyway, I think there's a whole script there, what are they
anyway, I think there's a whole script there, what are they they say, it's so overdone in that sense
they say, it's so overdone in that sense That kind of flow between words doesn't speak like that there
That kind of flow between words doesn't speak like that there people there are like robots and sometimes
people there are like robots and sometimes You seem to hear it like a slime.
You seem to hear it like a slime. would just go one after the other. And anyway from
would just go one after the other. And anyway from really addictive, like I even
really addictive, like I even without looking, I'm going, you know, right through
without looking, I'm going, you know, right through side where are you going what are you looking at here and
side where are you going what are you looking at here and Enjoy listening, because I like TikTok.
Enjoy listening, because I like TikTok. My brain is spinning because they just
My brain is spinning because they just It seems like he sings that lyrics all the time.
It seems like he sings that lyrics all the time. from the stop and how many bits, bits per
from the stop and how many bits, bits per minute, then it goes there no you can't
minute, then it goes there no you can't more than the nobles in the frenzy. All
more than the nobles in the frenzy. All The time ends with almost no word in Panchayat.
The time ends with almost no word in Panchayat. The mother says the same thing,
The mother says the same thing, mother tells the premise, daughter tells
mother tells the premise, daughter tells and laas still says left
and laas still says left left third. I feel like I don't even know if there is
left third. I feel like I don't even know if there is on Gilmar girls.
on Gilmar girls. No, it's not here. Turn on some type
No, it's not here. Turn on some type Gilmar girls there
Gilmar girls there desperate housewives just like that
desperate housewives just like that even for me
even for me Oh, I don't like it here. No, don't do it.
Oh, I don't like it here. No, don't do it. know. I watched it all my childhood.
know. I watched it all my childhood. They showed them on Mondays, they showed
They showed them on Mondays, they showed 1000 hours in the evening.
1000 hours in the evening. Hey, you're so funny and
Hey, you're so funny and You know, you know.
You know, you know. Oh, him. What is her last name? Eve.
Oh, him. What is her last name? Eve. Eve.
Eve. Well, that's what Lzas is. His,
Well, that's what Lzas is. His, but there are many beautiful ones. They are all there.
but there are many beautiful ones. They are all there. Dopamine is released for you.
Dopamine is released for you. I used to like that rice too much
I used to like that rice too much the one where she's a little older
the one where she's a little older she was older and she was very c
she was older and she was very c I didn't like it then, but now that
I didn't like it then, but now that I've already given up on it.
I've already given up on it. the taste matures, you know.
the taste matures, you know. Beautiful women. Very
Beautiful women. Very beautiful. Yes, and here is a guy, like
beautiful. Yes, and here is a guy, like to make something successful simply beautiful
to make something successful simply beautiful women there are men,
women there are men, but there's also the whole idea that
but there's also the whole idea that They were also there all the time.
They were also there all the time. in dramas. I remember something there,
in dramas. I remember something there, It was probably the strangest thing for me as a child.
It was probably the strangest thing for me as a child. concept, when it's one of those
concept, when it's one of those older people would say, "She's menopausal and she
older people would say, "She's menopausal and she "I'm having a hot flash" and I'm like
"I'm having a hot flash" and I'm like child, what is menopause? As a young man
child, what is menopause? As a young man for a boy, it was very brain-wracking,
for a boy, it was very brain-wracking, doesn't know what it is.
doesn't know what it is. They wouldn't let me watch it because it was 10.
They wouldn't let me watch it because it was 10. it started like this
it started like this This is not a series for a boy, you know.
This is not a series for a boy, you know. was.
was. Yeah, that's right, right, right. 10.00
Yeah, that's right, right, right. 10.00 I imagine a fat man just watching.
I imagine a fat man just watching. disappointed at home,
disappointed at home, but I watched everything on TV. I
but I watched everything on TV. I I was looking at him. E used to show that it was over.
I was looking at him. E used to show that it was over. there are those Lithuanian TV series, then there are
there are those Lithuanian TV series, then there are there is news, then after the news there is 10
there is news, then after the news there is 10 hours. Then they showed there, for example,
hours. Then they showed there, for example, on Mondays, on Mondays it showed
on Mondays, on Mondays it showed frustrated housewives,
frustrated housewives, I don't remember Tuesdays, but
I don't remember Tuesdays, but on Wednesdays they showed Hausa,
on Wednesdays they showed Hausa, there was something on Thursdays
there was something on Thursdays prison escapees exist
prison escapees exist Prison escapees were there on Tuesdays,
Prison escapees were there on Tuesdays, on Thursdays they showed the special squad and
on Thursdays they showed the special squad and then all the time after this 11:00 o'clock
then all the time after this 11:00 o'clock CSI Miami started showing at 12
CSI Miami started showing at 12 bones CSI New York CSI Miami these
bones CSI New York CSI Miami these How are you?
How are you? It's just that my parents are sleeping and I'm on.
It's just that my parents are sleeping and I'm on. I'm watching TV on my laptop.
I'm watching TV on my laptop. You had a TV in your room.
You had a TV in your room. yes yes yes.
yes yes yes. I used to watch the neighbors' TV with my girlfriend.
I used to watch the neighbors' TV with my girlfriend. In that sense, there was a show where I
In that sense, there was a show where I I was terribly intrigued, somehow I was there
I was terribly intrigued, somehow I was there with that billionaire, where I'm going,
with that billionaire, where I'm going, where you have your own airline, that one
where you have your own airline, that one Bronson, I don't know, something.
Bronson, I don't know, something. Chuck Bronson and he had a lot of
Chuck Bronson and he had a lot of winning a million there are all kinds of trials
winning a million there are all kinds of trials and I was so intrigued, but too late
and I was so intrigued, but too late showed that I took the gyro and
showed that I took the gyro and The sound came from there, like parents
The sound came from there, like parents look, the sound is coming from the living room, and through
look, the sound is coming from the living room, and through I'm looking through a small mirror, go to
I'm looking through a small mirror, go to The neighbors' TV is cruel.
The neighbors' TV is cruel. shows something.
shows something. I've never seen Dr. House.
I've never seen Dr. House. I haven't watched it, but I did watch one episode.
I haven't watched it, but I did watch one episode. I remember where they just pulled it out of the bag.
I remember where they just pulled it out of the bag. tick.
tick. Mmm.
Mmm. And they didn't know what it was the whole episode
And they didn't know what it was the whole episode feminine.
feminine. And just let the elevator and chaos
And just let the elevator and chaos just without telling anyone anything. Just
just without telling anyone anything. Just He pulls a tick out of his [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He pulls a tick out of his [ __ ]. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And his father or someone hit him there,
And his father or someone hit him there, I remember the elevator opened and I just
I remember the elevator opened and I just saw that he pulled the penis out of his [ __ ] and
saw that he pulled the penis out of his [ __ ] and I think something hit him.
I think something hit him. I only remember this.
I only remember this. Yes, yes,
Yes, yes, I've seen the whole house three times.
I've seen the whole house three times. I went through four or so four-wheelers and then
I went through four or so four-wheelers and then many times random series for me. Chaos. From
many times random series for me. Chaos. From at first it was like this
at first it was like this simple series so seamless, and
simple series so seamless, and then it started started, then from
then it started started, then from what second season, third season starts
what second season, third season starts such a deep scenario about chaos itself.
such a deep scenario about chaos itself. But the point is that the type
But the point is that the type patients
patients they are not their diseases more than just
they are not their diseases more than just script engine that is needed
script engine that is needed to find out, you know, that some kind of logical
to find out, you know, that some kind of logical like Sherlock Holmes stories
like Sherlock Holmes stories just like a simple detective, like
just like a simple detective, like Look at that street, there are novels falling there, by the way
Look at that street, there are novels falling there, by the way all kinds of air very simply to go
all kinds of air very simply to go script forward to make it simple
script forward to make it simple it would be clear to the viewer that something is up here
it would be clear to the viewer that something is up here will happen. The point is that everyone, his,
will happen. The point is that everyone, his, every viewer, every patient
every viewer, every patient with his illness, how does a person bring all
with his illness, how does a person bring all time some kind of moral dilemma. There,
time some kind of moral dilemma. There, for example, treating a girl for some kind of
for example, treating a girl for some kind of it's a disease, they can't find what the disease is and
it's a disease, they can't find what the disease is and then finds out, oh, that she is from
then finds out, oh, that she is from actually pregnant and she kind of died in her
actually pregnant and she kind of died in her there's that baby inside, and that child
there's that baby inside, and that child Her father becomes a pawnbroker. And then
Her father becomes a pawnbroker. And then moral dilemma, you know that
moral dilemma, you know that does not admit that it is better to have a child
does not admit that it is better to have a child would rather kill than admit that he was in love
would rather kill than admit that he was in love with my stepdaughter. Then the houston
with my stepdaughter. Then the houston unties. He's like that all the time.
unties. He's like that all the time. The narcissist is super smart. He is there himself.
The narcissist is super smart. He is there himself. It's super hard to curse there because he's there.
It's super hard to curse there because he's there. Nobody loves him, his friends are there.
Nobody loves him, his friends are there. doesn't understand because he's in pain all the time
doesn't understand because he's in pain all the time leg, he always has Brits coming to him.
leg, he always has Brits coming to him. I saw, I saw the mims, that they were all
I saw, I saw the mims, that they were all He would break into the patients' room for a while.
He would break into the patients' room for a while. This is crerezy his most not
This is crerezy his most not unquestionable. Go break in.
unquestionable. Go break in. patient chat. This one doesn't do that.
patient chat. This one doesn't do that. some ashes are taken from there, there
some ashes are taken from there, there finds a packet of cheese
finds a packet of cheese some kind. And after that, for starters, when
some kind. And after that, for starters, when broke into a house for the first time, there it is
broke into a house for the first time, there it is The director says: "What the [ __ ]? You
The director says: "What the [ __ ]? You break into the house. For the fifth season already
break into the house. For the fifth season already How full is this CSI Miami, like, going?
How full is this CSI Miami, like, going? already to the apartments pochui that he knows." This
already to the apartments pochui that he knows." This Go check out the apartment. Oh, oh,
Go check out the apartment. Oh, oh, but it's necessary to save a life.
but it's necessary to save a life. A rebiotologist just came to your chat
A rebiotologist just came to your chat would break out
would break out Understand what's going on with you. His,
Understand what's going on with you. His, I'm going to have gallbladder surgery and then I'll be back.
I'm going to have gallbladder surgery and then I'll be back. home after surgery. the door is open
home after surgery. the door is open the armored door was simply ripped out with
the armored door was simply ripped out with sawed off
sawed off with saws from it demidzh b
with saws from it demidzh b What are you doing here?
What are you doing here? and you are prescribed a fastum flower, make your path straight
and you are prescribed a fastum flower, make your path straight [Laughter]
[Laughter] An epiphany happens to your family doctor.
An epiphany happens to your family doctor. Stop using these rubber bands, they hurt here.
Stop using these rubber bands, they hurt here. you are allergic to latex
you are allergic to latex Don't put the weight on the tires, you can't use them yet.
Don't put the weight on the tires, you can't use them yet. its just crerezy anyway the series itself is
its just crerezy anyway the series itself is crerezy how much nonsense there is, but how
crerezy how much nonsense there is, but how we talked about it before, the important thing is
we talked about it before, the important thing is impression. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if there
impression. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if there That's how life goes, you know.
That's how life goes, you know. His,
His, red. Funny, by the way, Hausa is funny.
red. Funny, by the way, Hausa is funny. There are very good bayers. Very
There are very good bayers. Very sarcastic character, very good, huh,
sarcastic character, very good, huh, Everything is very well reddened on
Everything is very well reddened on character, I would say, there just
character, I would say, there just visor.
visor. His. And then you find out what a Goofy is.
His. And then you find out what a Goofy is. Horror is completely different. His
Horror is completely different. His In reality, he is not angry at all. He/She
In reality, he is not angry at all. He/She very
very It's not like that, it seems like that's enough for him.
It's not like that, it seems like that's enough for him. you will hear it in British and that's it, that's you
you will hear it in British and that's it, that's you You're not that tough.
You're not that tough. It's always strange when you look at it.
It's always strange when you look at it. some actor and you see how he is
some actor and you see how he is How handsome and masculine he is
How handsome and masculine he is When you were a child, you wanted to be an actor.
When you were a child, you wanted to be an actor. You think blet what the [ __ ]. This is Tom.
You think blet what the [ __ ]. This is Tom. Hardy is one of the toughest of them all. I
Hardy is one of the toughest of them all. I I want to be Thomas Hardy. And then somewhere
I want to be Thomas Hardy. And then somewhere to hear that he is just a Broadway
to hear that he is just a Broadway sang in the musical. I'll be with you.
sang in the musical. I'll be with you. British music with that voice.
British music with that voice. Yes, yes. both have at least one role,
Yes, yes. both have at least one role, where the gays were because they want to and before
where the gays were because they want to and before artists, you know, to be cool and
artists, you know, to be cool and The Oscars are being held.
The Oscars are being held. There are artists.
There are artists. They are. They are all
They are. They are all artists.
artists. All are sensitive souls. His
All are sensitive souls. His his.
his. But those evening series of his are useless.
But those evening series of his are useless. And you know, when you have a TV, when
And you know, when you have a TV, when The child is in the room and watches secretly when
The child is in the room and watches secretly when parents don't allow it, from 1000 hours onwards
parents don't allow it, from 1000 hours onwards added alcohol advertising and I was like
added alcohol advertising and I was like there used to be a crerezy switch, where are you looking
there used to be a crerezy switch, where are you looking telly, that telly is normal all day long
telly, that telly is normal all day long and just from 1000 there blet piso
and just from 1000 there blet piso woman and there grand cavalier advertising.
woman and there grand cavalier advertising. An agent enters through the windows naked
An agent enters through the windows naked and they serve you beer there like that
and they serve you beer there like that what the [ __ ] is this on TV? His
what the [ __ ] is this on TV? His his.
his. The drink is starting to show because it was
The drink is starting to show because it was made as an erotic drink first,
made as an erotic drink first, when he came.
when he came. Oh my, the elite will follow
Oh my, the elite will follow his elite with that panther
his elite with that panther so that you can stand up to the type and the geret.
so that you can stand up to the type and the geret. What the [ __ ]? I'm already tired.
What the [ __ ]? I'm already tired. energetic is teasing teasing
energetic is teasing teasing drink Yes. We already
drink Yes. We already computer science students. some episode
computer science students. some episode We nailed it, so imagine how much it was.
We nailed it, so imagine how much it was. the Marozis who got drunk
the Marozis who got drunk and they don't get pist and they just
and they don't get pist and they just stays up all night thinking about what
stays up all night thinking about what They are the ones who are the ones who didn't get the pist
They are the ones who are the ones who didn't get the pist just brutally intense, that lady
just brutally intense, that lady He didn't give a [ __ ] when he disconnected, but he's like that.
He didn't give a [ __ ] when he disconnected, but he's like that. you
everyone is drunk, go ahead, you're welcome good
good I first met you as a child.
I first met you as a child. with what fetish as a thing is. Still
with what fetish as a thing is. Still I didn't understand, but on BTV
I didn't understand, but on BTV It must have been showing late at night.
It must have been showing late at night. The second time they started showing porn, it was really hard.
The second time they started showing porn, it was really hard. just started making non-romantic films
just started making non-romantic films show
show the passions of a different kind
the passions of a different kind I don't know, I heard it all the time, but
I don't know, I heard it all the time, but I don't know if that's why I'm the first.
I don't know if that's why I'm the first. I saw someone pouring wax on TV once.
I saw someone pouring wax on TV once. on the tits
on the tits time. A woman stands on the beach
time. A woman stands on the beach such a one by such two trees and to her
such a one by such two trees and to her just pour hot wax and I'm like
just pour hot wax and I'm like I was thinking to myself, what is he doing?
I was thinking to myself, what is he doing? It should hurt somehow.
It should hurt somehow. I saw him too, how he rubbed
I saw him too, how he rubbed chocolate strawberry on her nipples and her
chocolate strawberry on her nipples and her I'm also licking it during some movie and I'm thinking
I'm also licking it during some movie and I'm thinking Nacho, why are you eating?
Nacho, why are you eating? yes yes yes yes.
yes yes yes yes. Add sour cream. I don't know what
Add sour cream. I don't know what There is cream. It looks like sour cream can
There is cream. It looks like sour cream can Just eat. Oh, oh, oh. This is first.
Just eat. Oh, oh, oh. This is first. such as a child would see. That's how it happens,
such as a child would see. That's how it happens, Where is the dog?
Where is the dog? Mmm.
Mmm. What the [ __ ], blet, I'm in the wax
What the [ __ ], blet, I'm in the wax finger. It hurts.
finger. It hurts. His.
His. Why are you on the verge of tears?
Why are you on the verge of tears? I'll like it here. For me
I'll like it here. For me I kiss your tits like a child.
I kiss your tits like a child. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Anyway, really kiss the tits.
Anyway, really kiss the tits. Kiss my tits. What is it? Kiss me
Kiss my tits. What is it? Kiss me papa.
papa. What are those fetishes for? Kiss my tits.
What are those fetishes for? Kiss my tits. Yes, yes. What are fetishes? I don't know. OD
Yes, yes. What are fetishes? I don't know. OD This is where people with OCD often have fetishes.
This is where people with OCD often have fetishes. Blemba, we were filming today, I don't want to
Blemba, we were filming today, I don't want to too much to spoil, but today
too much to spoil, but today I filmed the tasks in the commission project and
I filmed the tasks in the commission project and I did such a task. Where should we go?
I did such a task. Where should we go? I needed to put my foot in the cheese sauce.
I needed to put my foot in the cheese sauce. Here it will be something like this, it will turn on and
Here it will be something like this, it will turn on and in mind
in mind I said I said, I said, I
I said I said, I said, I I said blur it. I said that
I said blur it. I said that would blur because I don't want to give it away for free,
would blur because I don't want to give it away for free, but I with my foot when I put that hot
but I with my foot when I put that hot cheese sauce, foot
cheese sauce, foot with Kuten's dick. It's nice. Oh
with Kuten's dick. It's nice. Oh with Kuten's biškis.
with Kuten's biškis. Well, good consistency. Well, try it,
Well, good consistency. Well, try it, well,
well, Don't judge. How do you think of something?
Don't judge. How do you think of something? erotic thought, minimally so and a bit of a joke
erotic thought, minimally so and a bit of a joke Something is going on here. Was that so?
Something is going on here. Was that so? No, it wasn't tickling, but it was. Wow
No, it wasn't tickling, but it was. Wow I understand, nice. But if I had given
I understand, nice. But if I had given lick this, [ __ ],
lick this, [ __ ], blemish. It seems to me that the idea is from those thick
blemish. It seems to me that the idea is from those thick times that you still wanted to eat that
times that you still wanted to eat that cheese. Then you put your foot in and that's it
cheese. Then you put your foot in and that's it damn it all like that
damn it all like that That cheese is delicious and that foot is still warm.
That cheese is delicious and that foot is still warm. Leafy. And he still has a little t between
Leafy. And he still has a little t between It was here in Pupiršiai today
It was here in Pupiršiai today I am still here.
I am still here. in blizzards you have.
in blizzards you have. It may be found in the nails. His.
It may be found in the nails. His. Wow. There will definitely be a cheesy smell.
Wow. There will definitely be a cheesy smell. Cheese.
Cheese. Mozzarella melted cheddar and parmesan.
Mozzarella melted cheddar and parmesan. Three cheese feet.
Three cheese feet. Three cheeses foot. Wow.
Three cheeses foot. Wow. A nearly four-cheese pizza. Well,
A nearly four-cheese pizza. Well, his.
his. Do you have any fetishes? What fetish is closest to you?
Do you have any fetishes? What fetish is closest to you? Do you have?
Do you have? I don't have any.
I don't have any. Reveal, men, be brave.
Reveal, men, be brave. Oh [ __ ]. [ __ ]. Well, I don't know. Well, I
Oh [ __ ]. [ __ ]. Well, I don't know. Well, I I'm not even watching pornography now,
I'm not even watching pornography now, I need very little of that. I
I need very little of that. I Don't say you're quitting caffeine, you won't drink it anymore,
Don't say you're quitting caffeine, you won't drink it anymore, will not return.
will not return. I did it already, I was already laughing.
I did it already, I was already laughing. yet. His,
yet. His, I did this too. Oh
I did this too. Oh Why are you doing these things?
Why are you doing these things? Why do you need to stop masturbating?
Why do you need to stop masturbating? Why jerk off?
Why jerk off? His. What are the evils?
His. What are the evils? Okay, how much did you tease your [ __ ]?
Okay, how much did you tease your [ __ ]? Because I do it three or four times a day.
Because I do it three or four times a day. Here
Here there are many here.
there are many here. Okay, I'll stop judging. Yes, it should
Okay, I'll stop judging. Yes, it should pause.
pause. Well, you're just here too much, because you,
Well, you're just here too much, because you, you know, you understand that you are being punished before
you know, you understand that you are being punished before meeting me in Kačalka, then after
meeting me in Kačalka, then after Then we go to the open house. You before open
Then we go to the open house. You before open Mike will teach you.
Mike will teach you. His his. I'm still lurking somewhere along the way.
His his. I'm still lurking somewhere along the way. On the way, walking through the park,
On the way, walking through the park, one
one one pocket is disassembled here. I'm passing by.
one pocket is disassembled here. I'm passing by. park like snow like river
park like snow like river I don't even have any pleasure anymore, you know. Just
I don't even have any pleasure anymore, you know. Just I got rid of
I got rid of thought.
thought. Yes.
Yes. so that I can be attracted to the opposite sex
so that I can be attracted to the opposite sex Don't look like an unhealthy person. I
Don't look like an unhealthy person. I I have insured some type 12 four times.
I have insured some type 12 four times. years old, 14, 15, when I was already standing, sitting
years old, 14, 15, when I was already standing, sitting computer, for example, parents kick them out, summer
computer, for example, parents kick them out, summer vacation, no need to drive anywhere, empty
vacation, no need to drive anywhere, empty house,
house, this is it, this is it, this is it. It used to be like this, where
this is it, this is it, this is it. It used to be like this, where ok, today I know that his
ok, today I know that his you're going to [ __ ] him there. Now
you're going to [ __ ] him there. Now for example, well, now there can be two
for example, well, now there can be two once, you know, twice a day
once, you know, twice a day can be sharpened. There's not much here.
can be sharpened. There's not much here. Okay, normal. It's normal here, but
Okay, normal. It's normal here, but hey that wasp hey one month
hey that wasp hey one month shoots. His
shoots. His hey,
hey, but then maybe he makes love to his wife often
but then maybe he makes love to his wife often the other half,
the other half, This cottage cheese is salty and delicious.
This cottage cheese is salty and delicious. Do you make love often with your significant other?
Do you make love often with your significant other? Well, I don't want to talk about that.
Well, I don't want to talk about that. Well, yes, but a gentleman
Well, yes, but a gentleman You don't wash panties in public, you know.
You don't wash panties in public, you know. If if with her, not with her, for example,
If if with her, not with her, for example, how many times
how many times well because we don't share a half
well because we don't share a half a gentleman who betrays his
a gentleman who betrays his wife. I won't tell you about your father, but
wife. I won't tell you about your father, but about that bastard.
about that bastard. That [ __ ] doesn't count.
That [ __ ] doesn't count. And to the left, to the right?
And to the left, to the right? That says a lot. How much, how much, how much is there?
That says a lot. How much, how much, how much is there? a lot per week? Four times.
a lot per week? Four times. Eight [ __ ]. His,
Eight [ __ ]. His, eight [ __ ] a week. There are many here.
eight [ __ ] a week. There are many here. There is sex, so there is not much here. Anyway then
There is sex, so there is not much here. Anyway then There's no need to tease, I understand.
There's no need to tease, I understand. Completely
Completely a lot.
a lot. At my place. The relationship between sex and insurance,
At my place. The relationship between sex and insurance, Well, sex loses.
Well, sex loses. Oh, of course.
Oh, of course. Blet, jerking off. Well, I do more often.
Blet, jerking off. Well, I do more often. selfie, this is fast, I say, here it is
selfie, this is fast, I say, here it is no tides, nothing.
no tides, nothing. Here's how to carve out sometimes just
Here's how to carve out sometimes just There's just something here that wants to be carved,
There's just something here that wants to be carved, I don't want to get dressed, I'm going to wash up.
I don't want to get dressed, I'm going to wash up. Don't ask me, Gabija, to weigh in on
Don't ask me, Gabija, to weigh in on you know, throw it over your back to crush it
you know, throw it over your back to crush it spine. I'll do it myself.
spine. I'll do it myself. A few smokies and that's it, you know.
A few smokies and that's it, you know. Yes,
Yes, but you are secretly from the girl
but you are secretly from the girl You teach, right? Type
You teach, right? Type no, well, [ __ ], don't stick your dick in my eyes.
no, well, [ __ ], don't stick your dick in my eyes. I'm going to smoke now. Yes, I never
I'm going to smoke now. Yes, I never I neither announce nor that
I neither announce nor that because in that sense I don't know how you
because in that sense I don't know how you You guessed it, in that sense, you live five lives.
You guessed it, in that sense, you live five lives. Here is a little bit of crerezy. Four,
Here is a little bit of crerezy. Four, no, that doesn't happen then. If there is
no, that doesn't happen then. If there is Martina, then I can't.
Martina, then I can't. Then then I save and
Then then I save and no, you don't sneak into the toilet there
no, you don't sneak into the toilet there something. You're not faking it, you're going to get [ __ ].
something. You're not faking it, you're going to get [ __ ]. long.
long. Oh, of course. I am, I am everything everything everything that
Oh, of course. I am, I am everything everything everything that You're trying to say I did it.
You're trying to say I did it. The wasp is even a little bit shy,
The wasp is even a little bit shy, when your other half and you are behind the wall
when your other half and you are behind the wall You're such a jerk, you know.
You're such a jerk, you know. Voyeurism is like a fetish.
Voyeurism is like a fetish. His. Well, this is sad.
His. Well, this is sad. No, this is sad, but it sounds sad anyway.
No, this is sad, but it sounds sad anyway. actually
actually It's sad here. And even when you pretend,
It's sad here. And even when you pretend, that this guy is specially trained to do that
that this guy is specially trained to do that It would stink to come and check what's there.
It would stink to come and check what's there. so long. And you know, you too
so long. And you know, you too simply
simply yes with with with [ __ ] ass you are stupid
yes with with with [ __ ] ass you are stupid dick. Well, maybe throw it, maybe throw that one
dick. Well, maybe throw it, maybe throw that one I might be okay here. Oh
I might be okay here. Oh It's [ __ ] sad. And if you are clean
It's [ __ ] sad. And if you are clean You are, but you have also dropped the [ __ ], but after the [ __ ]
You are, but you have also dropped the [ __ ], but after the [ __ ] before the next room is full of dročeni.
before the next room is full of dročeni. For example,
For example, sad
sad Something is going on here.
Something is going on here. No, no, but it's sad, sad here. For me it is
No, no, but it's sad, sad here. For me it is anyway, flax
anyway, flax Men, come on, how old are they, you're not [ __ ] them?
Men, come on, how old are they, you're not [ __ ] them? and after draining the water and sitting on it again
and after draining the water and sitting on it again toilet seat? You haven't done what you're supposed to do.
toilet seat? You haven't done what you're supposed to do. water while still sitting says sit then
water while still sitting says sit then such
such just sitting there
just sitting there and then you scroll. But if it's already after
and then you scroll. But if it's already after After about 10 minutes of sitting, I saw something.
After about 10 minutes of sitting, I saw something. and if I get excited, then maybe I'll get ready. Come on.
and if I get excited, then maybe I'll get ready. Come on. Read it then shoot your own [ __ ].
Read it then shoot your own [ __ ]. Oops.
Oops. And then you throw it down the drain and it's born
And then you throw it down the drain and it's born Such a shitty place.
Such a shitty place. It's been lowered for a long time. What is it about?
It's been lowered for a long time. What is it about? language?
language? Okay,
Okay, Well, look at you guys scrolling while you're [ __ ].
Well, look at you guys scrolling while you're [ __ ]. His.
His. How much is it to be so loud that you can even
How much is it to be so loud that you can even You think, okay, I'll sit still.
You think, okay, I'll sit still. I'll scroll through. There is no I'm letting down here.
I'll scroll through. There is no I'm letting down here. You are opening.
You are opening. Not intended for podcasting. Here is the dance. Here
Not intended for podcasting. Here is the dance. Here reality show. We are teasing, this cat.
reality show. We are teasing, this cat. Wax on the nipples.
Wax on the nipples. There is no love. I need to do this too.
There is no love. I need to do this too. We started talking about me too much.
We started talking about me too much. Well, I just need to ask him about the filling.
Well, I just need to ask him about the filling. long or in a handkerchief. Now we can have a little fun.
long or in a handkerchief. Now we can have a little fun. to repel a bully. To counterbalance, to counterbalance
to repel a bully. To counterbalance, to counterbalance balance it out. His,
balance it out. His, Let's relax a bit.
Let's relax a bit. Well
Well to tease.
to tease. Well, then, shut up, turn off the water,
Well, then, shut up, turn off the water, Don't sit in the smell of [ __ ].
Don't sit in the smell of [ __ ]. Let's sit down.
Let's sit down. Well, here it is, and there is a child, he is crawling.
Well, here it is, and there is a child, he is crawling. In room A.
In room A. But you get used to it, your [ __ ].
But you get used to it, your [ __ ]. Don't smell your own [ __ ].
Don't smell your own [ __ ]. You're kidding, aren't you? You smell the young beech,
You're kidding, aren't you? You smell the young beech, Okay, it stinks a bit, but you cleaned it up.
Okay, it stinks a bit, but you cleaned it up. ass, wipe your ass, right? And then
ass, wipe your ass, right? And then You turn around and drain the water.
You turn around and drain the water. His his.
His his. You made another one like this, another one like this
You made another one like this, another one like this Water touches the ass. Such a little [ __ ]
Water touches the ass. Such a little [ __ ] Trouble is trouble. Myžalu is gone.
Trouble is trouble. Myžalu is gone. He was a little boy. Such a [ __ ] is [ __ ] up
He was a little boy. Such a [ __ ] is [ __ ] up I'm going to splash water on my ass. Yes. A
I'm going to splash water on my ass. Yes. A and then you sit, thinking, well, maybe still
and then you sit, thinking, well, maybe still I'll lower it a second time to wash it off.
I'll lower it a second time to wash it off. anyway. Yes, sir.
anyway. Yes, sir. and then he sits and still sits, dejected
and then he sits and still sits, dejected knees, still sitting on the floor
knees, still sitting on the floor not up because it scrolled well. Good,
not up because it scrolled well. Good, good, you know how it is sometimes just
good, you know how it is sometimes just such and such algorithm. Yes, yes. Where is everyone?
such and such algorithm. Yes, yes. Where is everyone? goes, everyone goes after at least 500k times.
goes, everyone goes after at least 500k times. And all the videos start to drop after watching it
And all the videos start to drop after watching it after 10. Blemba, you're sitting like that and
after 10. Blemba, you're sitting like that and temporary and good and temporary and then we're done
temporary and good and temporary and then we're done algorithm for papui and you are such a good idea,
algorithm for papui and you are such a good idea, Maybe you'll teach me.
Maybe you'll teach me. His,
His, other than jerking off on the dick or here
other than jerking off on the dick or here smiling on the swing. Well, if you're on the fence
smiling on the swing. Well, if you're on the fence sit and tease, that's all, you know,
sit and tease, that's all, you know, It's already sad here. Sor.
It's already sad here. Sor. And if a woman pees through the anus, it's a dick
And if a woman pees through the anus, it's a dick It stinks like [ __ ] too. This is disgusting here too.
It stinks like [ __ ] too. This is disgusting here too. Fetish is a [ __ ] you actually like
Fetish is a [ __ ] you actually like [ __ ]. And what do they say in Russia anyway?
[ __ ]. And what do they say in Russia anyway? I heard that brutal anal is trending
I heard that brutal anal is trending pornography and and says that anal,
pornography and and says that anal, they have that fetish,
they have that fetish, not that they are all in the toilet, that they
not that they are all in the toilet, that they does not allow any homosexuality, then they
does not allow any homosexuality, then they just pissing your ass. Maybe.
just pissing your ass. Maybe. his
his crereazy. Anyway
crereazy. Anyway Have you seen that video where two people are sitting
Have you seen that video where two people are sitting drunks and one says there's a TikTok ship
drunks and one says there's a TikTok ship someone was and says there is only one but me
someone was and says there is only one but me I'll just kick him in the ass. I him
I'll just kick him in the ass. I him I [ __ ] up my ass. I'm going to cut it off.
I [ __ ] up my ass. I'm going to cut it off. ass and the other one says: "No, you're his
ass and the other one says: "No, you're his You don't piss in his ass, you piss in his head.
You don't piss in his ass, you piss in his head. "You're welcome." And that's it:
"You're welcome." And that's it: "Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I screwed him over."
"Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I screwed him over." his head. I didn't write it through the sub. I
his head. I didn't write it through the sub. I I messed it up over my head. Did you see that?
I messed it up over my head. Did you see that? videos?
videos? It's funny.
It's funny. And he did.
And he did. He's really catching other guys there.
He's really catching other guys there. said that type it
said that type it saved.
saved. He saved him.
He saved him. He just lost his mind.
He just lost his mind. Yeah. Saved. His.
Yeah. Saved. His. And purely he gathered
And purely he gathered They are still looking sideways. Old, old,
They are still looking sideways. Old, old, blet, but that's how it was, in that sense, yes
blet, but that's how it was, in that sense, yes and it was. And he eight times
and it was. And he eight times said: "I'll kick him in the ass. I'll kick him in the ass."
said: "I'll kick him in the ass. I'll kick him in the ass." I'm a [ __ ]. I spat on him. I passed him by.
I'm a [ __ ]. I spat on him. I passed him by. I [ __ ], I pooped through my anus. I'm pissed. And
I [ __ ], I pooped through my anus. I'm pissed. And then he's like that and you see him when you type
then he's like that and you see him when you type It moves, not like that,
It moves, not like that, You're pissing on him.
You're pissing on him. He peed on his head. He doesn't pee.
He peed on his head. He doesn't pee. He's pissed off and that's it.
He's pissed off and that's it. his
his I'll cut him over the head.
I'll cut him over the head. blet about such and such should about such and such
blet about such and such should about such and such should make a movie. Here is a beech and
should make a movie. Here is a beech and blunter where one is absolutely blunt
blunter where one is absolutely blunt and
and another one here but here it is in Bachurian
another one here but here it is in Bachurian read. I'll piss you off. So
read. I'll piss you off. So missionaries Dragūnas said I'll take you there too
missionaries Dragūnas said I'll take you there too I'll get out of here. I'll kick you out here.
I'll get out of here. I'll kick you out here. That's what Tyson said too.
That's what Tyson said too. I'll kick your ass.
I'll kick your ass. Oh my, this is a classic, if
Oh my, this is a classic, if You'll make a lot of roosters, right? Here
You'll make a lot of roosters, right? Here such
such dominance. Domination. His,
dominance. Domination. His, but there is such a desire to dominate here that
but there is such a desire to dominate here that You're already overstepping your bounds, you know.
You're already overstepping your bounds, you know. everyone.
everyone. Yeah, let's take a little break, honey.
Yeah, let's take a little break, honey. I want to pee and stuff.
Okay, we're back after the break. Sas, vanilla is. As I said
vanilla is. As I said hush, hush, hush
hush, hush, hush blemish.
blemish. His. And you, Ars, said you prepared something.
His. And you, Ars, said you prepared something. Jo, you prepared something to bring back. I
Jo, you prepared something to bring back. I I prepared the most in the world
I prepared the most in the world people, things like me kill you
people, things like me kill you i will give
i will give Wow, so much fun, huh?
Wow, so much fun, huh? Wow, good. Have fun. Let's go.
Wow, good. Have fun. Let's go. We were defending killing now
We were defending killing now Halloween episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I
Halloween episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I I will give, I will give two things. Oh, and you too
I will give, I will give two things. Oh, and you too You'll have to tell me, figure out what's more.
You'll have to tell me, figure out what's more. kills a people. His,
kills a people. His, and I will tell you the correct answer.
and I will tell you the correct answer. Okay, give it.
Okay, give it. This would be coconuts first.
This would be coconuts first. or food machines?
or food machines? Okay, coconut, it's falling.
Okay, coconut, it's falling. on the head, right?
on the head, right? His, the most dangerous. Oh, you might fall.
His, the most dangerous. Oh, you might fall. He's just heavy, tough, very tough. Upside down
He's just heavy, tough, very tough. Upside down It's also very cold. How can the machine
It's also very cold. How can the machine kill you?
kill you? It seems to me that the machine knows what
It seems to me that the machine knows what can fly. We are so shaken.
can fly. We are so shaken. school and university apparatus, so that really
school and university apparatus, so that really It can fall.
It can fall. You can really fall. But you
You can really fall. But you imagine how many uninhabited islands there are,
imagine how many uninhabited islands there are, where is the person trapped and how many of them
where is the person trapped and how many of them dies,
dies, How many people die from coca?
How many people die from coca? Dying from coconut
Dying from coconut and it is not documented how much, because it was not found
and it is not documented how much, because it was not found never.
never. You don't even know, in that sense. At least
You don't even know, in that sense. At least Here are the statistics for the year.
Here are the statistics for the year. But okay, maybe those where they work,
But okay, maybe those where they work, They are collecting cocci, maybe they are
They are collecting cocci, maybe they are something. I think they collect without branches.
something. I think they collect without branches. fermeria, his fermeria büt, creeps there
fermeria, his fermeria büt, creeps there banana leaves up.
banana leaves up. Oh, there must be some small ones there,
Oh, there must be some small ones there, I feel like the children are doing this work. I
I feel like the children are doing this work. I I saw them climbing those trees.
I saw them climbing those trees. it's raining
it's raining and they then shoot them down and then to the next
and they then shoot them down and then to the next falls on the head. Realistically like
falls on the head. Realistically like construction, children's construction.
construction, children's construction. And you don't have to collect them, you just don't need them
And you don't have to collect them, you just don't need them to pick up those who have already fallen. Why them? Chi
to pick up those who have already fallen. Why them? Chi I'm eating some other fruit. Some
I'm eating some other fruit. Some The fruit is so prickly. me too
The fruit is so prickly. me too I've only seen one where it's a little high up
I've only seen one where it's a little high up released and then they throw away such a bag,
released and then they throw away such a bag, type of empty bag and that falling one
type of empty bag and that falling one The fruit is so good, but that
The fruit is so good, but that the contact seems to be shooting from
the contact seems to be shooting from bullets just
bullets just The sound of the tr sounds like it's snoring.
The sound of the tr sounds like it's snoring. just like that
just like that But there was some kind of fruit there, one of those
But there was some kind of fruit there, one of those there you go, there you go
there you go, there you go and here you watched watch modo top 10 deadly
and here you watched watch modo top 10 deadly jobs in the world where if you don't catch me
jobs in the world where if you don't catch me fall, die, it's all his
fall, die, it's all his I would still be in favor of the machines because
I would still be in favor of the machines because well, much more
well, much more is a more interesting thing
is a more interesting thing and more beggars in the world who try,
and more beggars in the world who try, You know, just steal it.
You know, just steal it. Just imagine how many devices there are,
Just imagine how many devices there are, and how many coconut trees are there.
and how many coconut trees are there. I'm all for coconut trees, you know. Well, I'm for it.
I'm all for coconut trees, you know. Well, I'm for it. nature. I think that nature still
nature. I think that nature still kills more people than that
kills more people than that his statistics here per year.
his statistics here per year. In a year, right?
In a year, right? During the year. I'm still for the machines.
During the year. I'm still for the machines. full of coke,
full of coke, I don't know, you tried to pull it out by pushing it in like that.
I don't know, you tried to pull it out by pushing it in like that. you got your hand stuck, you died, you fell on your
you got your hand stuck, you died, you fell on your you.
you. Nowadays, if something is wrong with you
Nowadays, if something is wrong with you bad, that would nail him. Just in case
bad, that would nail him. Just in case a few deaths would already make it so
a few deaths would already make it so some technical safety measures
some technical safety measures will appear.
will appear. Here in the Western world. Imagine there is
Here in the Western world. Imagine there is Western world of devices.
Western world of devices. His. Are there any devices in the Western world? There
His. Are there any devices in the Western world? There Where are the coconuts? Are there any?
Where are the coconuts? Are there any? There is. Of course, there are some of them. Arens, you
There is. Of course, there are some of them. Arens, you take a nap. Of course, there are some. In Thailand.
take a nap. Of course, there are some. In Thailand. Not in Thailand. None. Do you want to say?
Not in Thailand. None. Do you want to say? There are no machines there and there is no coke there
There are no machines there and there is no coke there obviously it is possible
obviously it is possible Where do coconuts grow?
Where do coconuts grow? Where do coconuts grow? Help me without chat GPT
Where do coconuts grow? Help me without chat GPT I'm a complete [ __ ] who left GPT without a chat
I'm a complete [ __ ] who left GPT without a chat I can't cope anymore.
I can't cope anymore. sometimes it's at
sometimes it's at Hey Jarvis where coconut go
Hey Jarvis where coconut go Okay, I'll take it.
Okay, I'll take it. I take coconuts.
I take coconuts. I am completely behind the machines where
I am completely behind the machines where do coconuts grow or not? please answer at the beginning and
do coconuts grow or not? please answer at the beginning and then the correct answer
then the correct answer blemba here Plet is offline.
blemba here Plet is offline. I feel it all the time.
I feel it all the time. coca grows.
coca grows. Africa is such a beautiful place.
Africa is such a beautiful place. Coconuts in tropical regions
Coconuts in tropical regions no. Okay.
no. Okay. Southeast Asia, South Asia, peaceful
Southeast Asia, South Asia, peaceful water islands of the African tropics,
water islands of the African tropics, military sea regions, central and
military sea regions, central and South America, North America.
South America, North America. Nays. Great.
Nays. Great. Completely coconut.
Completely coconut. What about bananas now?
What about bananas now? Because what matters to me is where it grows and
Because what matters to me is where it grows and coconuts, and bananas.
coconuts, and bananas. What is the answer?
What is the answer? So what do you choose?
So what do you choose? Coconuts?
Coconuts? Coconuts. His,
Coconuts. His, apparatus.
apparatus. Apparatus. Do coconuts kill? About 10, and
Apparatus. Do coconuts kill? About 10, and food machines about three per year
food machines about three per year three only
three only I'm telling you what he is like. His,
I'm telling you what he is like. His, that's four more, where on inhabited islands.
that's four more, where on inhabited islands. His,
His, Well, well, his devices are so unfortunate here
Well, well, his devices are so unfortunate here incidents. Oh coconut
incidents. Oh coconut well too
well too Do I believe him or is this a lie? He tried,
Do I believe him or is this a lie? He tried, he committed suicide with the help of coca.
he committed suicide with the help of coca. You stood under the tree for a long time until you killed it.
You stood under the tree for a long time until you killed it. Okay, the next one is sharks or selfies. Well
Okay, the next one is sharks or selfies. Well here is his selfie already phrased
here is his selfie already phrased The train took a photo of you too. Well
The train took a photo of you too. Well gran is the new Auschwitz. It's full there.
gran is the new Auschwitz. It's full there. skeleton.
skeleton. Oh, oh, oh. Like Everest just reverted,
Oh, oh, oh. Like Everest just reverted, that people didn't climb to the top to die at the bottom.
that people didn't climb to the top to die at the bottom. His.
His. Oh really selfie
Oh really selfie selfie like this.
selfie like this. How many more are killed? How many more are killed, where?
How many more are killed? How many more are killed, where? He says don't take a selfie with me. Makes
He says don't take a selfie with me. Makes selfie is [ __ ] you. Oh, how many kills
selfie is [ __ ] you. Oh, how many kills such more,
such more, because sharks are everywhere in Australia
because sharks are everywhere in Australia eats.
eats. Sharks don't even eat people anyway
Sharks don't even eat people anyway anyway, his. Rkli didn't even like those people from
anyway, his. Rkli didn't even like those people from didn't swim there
didn't swim there He can protect his nose, he needs a nose.
He can protect his nose, he needs a nose. just very simple
just very simple maybe they say it's just him he says it
maybe they say it's just him he says it just flip the shark he says when he
just flip the shark he says when he turn over hey hey no more
turn over hey hey no more you just have to swim over the shark and it will
you just have to swim over the shark and it will then you won't be attacked.
then you won't be attacked. His his.
His his. Mmm.
Mmm. Or just flip the shark. He/She/It you
Or just flip the shark. He/She/It you How it attacks and bites you so much, you take it
How it attacks and bites you so much, you take it and turn over. Yeah, simple.
and turn over. Yeah, simple. It's all about selfies, as I understand it. His,
It's all about selfies, as I understand it. His, this shark kills about five, and
this shark kills about five, and selfies about 25.
selfies about 25. Yes, it is.
Yes, it is. the next one is lightning or trains?
the next one is lightning or trains? Trains.
Trains. Trains.
Trains. How many drunks, how many drunks are there in Lithuania?
How many drunks, how many drunks are there in Lithuania? dead people who were just going home drunk
dead people who were just going home drunk over the tracks and her suicides, how many are there
over the tracks and her suicides, how many are there trains. Then
trains. Then those cars that keep turning off on
those cars that keep turning off on ran as if on purpose.
ran as if on purpose. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. I never understood this moment,
I never understood this moment, nowhere in the movies. Why did you drive all the way?
nowhere in the movies. Why did you drive all the way? time? You're driving 100 kilos, huh?
time? You're driving 100 kilos, huh? let's read. You drive 100 kilos, then
let's read. You drive 100 kilos, then you ride a train, cross a level crossing and so on,
you ride a train, cross a level crossing and so on, The train is coming, so I'll take it.
The train is coming, so I'll take it. red and then, no, the car died
red and then, no, the car died I'm running in the middle. But I those people
I'm running in the middle. But I those people I understand, because I would appreciate it more.
I understand, because I would appreciate it more. car than his life. I
car than his life. I I would try my best to create it, just so
I would try my best to create it, just so would save the car. Yeah, I'm such a [ __ ],
would save the car. Yeah, I'm such a [ __ ], I need that car. I am without a car.
I need that car. I am without a car. nobody. His,
nobody. His, yes, yes.
yes, yes. I would try to create just me too
I would try to create just me too his his. Or die with the car, or what?
his his. Or die with the car, or what? Life without a car. What are you without a car?
Life without a car. What are you without a car? Are you going on foot?
Are you going on foot? What kind of car do you drive? Now we
What kind of car do you drive? Now we we drove from Palanga, by the way, with
we drove from Palanga, by the way, with we met him and ball driver
we met him and ball driver on the highway when it was funny. We
on the highway when it was funny. We we beat vanilla to start and hey
we beat vanilla to start and hey drives very well. You're the one with the headphones.
drives very well. You're the one with the headphones. Did you drive?
Did you drive? Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Sit down and he's completely
Sit down and he's completely Yeah, I listened to the podcast. His,
Yeah, I listened to the podcast. His, He seemed like such a serious person. Which one
He seemed like such a serious person. Which one Do you listen to the podcast? Because it seemed very
Do you listen to the podcast? Because it seemed very serious. About these,
serious. About these, I think I asked something about football.
I think I asked something about football. Oh my, where is that Opel from?
Oh my, where is that Opel from? machines?
machines? I didn't go there because I didn't like it.
I didn't go there because I didn't like it. The Opel Zafira was driving.
The Opel Zafira was driving. He was driving. No, let's skip the fact.
He was driving. No, let's skip the fact. They were driving an Opel Zafira.
They were driving an Opel Zafira. No, not the Zafira, the Opel Corsa.
No, not the Zafira, the Opel Corsa. Opel Corsa is named Sapphire. No,
Opel Corsa is named Sapphire. No, just a cocky machine.
just a cocky machine. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. In other words, I went
In other words, I went Mindy, I'm saying, this isn't where Punto should be.
Mindy, I'm saying, this isn't where Punto should be. to him. And I overtook, Karoche,
to him. And I overtook, Karoche, I overtook, I'm driving, I'm driving, and so on
I overtook, I'm driving, I'm driving, and so on I see, somehow you've outdone me again and
I see, somehow you've outdone me again and We're getting by somehow.
We're getting by somehow. Oh, you're mistaken.
Oh, you're mistaken. then I wait until the whole line has passed
then I wait until the whole line has passed people so I can jump into the second one
people so I can jump into the second one leaving the tape.
leaving the tape. Then you jump into the second lane and then slowly
Then you jump into the second lane and then slowly to go. And I think so too, they
to go. And I think so too, they The lawn has overtaken me, that [ __ ] is an ass
The lawn has overtaken me, that [ __ ] is an ass drove slower in front and now in second
drove slower in front and now in second The lane has jumped and is driving even slower.
The lane has jumped and is driving even slower. [ __ ] the dead man. Believe in the future.
[ __ ] the dead man. Believe in the future. The rooster will cause an accident. Nach interferes with about
The rooster will cause an accident. Nach interferes with about to listen to football.
to listen to football. His. And then I come, the lasso is watching
His. And then I come, the lasso is watching You gave me a gift,
You gave me a gift, you gave. And then I saw the davai.
you gave. And then I saw the davai. His,
His, with two of the most unmanly cars.
with two of the most unmanly cars. We were, we were with Toyota Yaris, and
We were, we were with Toyota Yaris, and you were with the Opel Corsa. Just
you were with the Opel Corsa. Just We said goodbye.
We said goodbye. Oh, well, I was just driving. Yes. It's his,
Oh, well, I was just driving. Yes. It's his, trains, trains on trains,
trains, trains on trains, because all kinds of dishes get stuck in those
because all kinds of dishes get stuck in those Trains are above the clouds. White wires here
Trains are above the clouds. White wires here Is it exploding or is it more like lightning, I don't know.
Is it exploding or is it more like lightning, I don't know. All those homeless people in America, where
All those homeless people in America, where jumping on those wagons is dying.
jumping on those wagons is dying. Oh, it's about 10,000 trains, and lightning strikes
Oh, it's about 10,000 trains, and lightning strikes about 5,000 per year.
about 5,000 per year. 5000 is way too much. His,
5000 is way too much. His, Damn, lightning, put on lightning rods, what?
Damn, lightning, put on lightning rods, what? I know.
I know. Yeah, yeah, you need lightning rods on your head. Oh
Yeah, yeah, you need lightning rods on your head. Oh and trains are committing genocide for real.
and trains are committing genocide for real. His
His his.
his. They both need to stop something.
They both need to stop something. More people die from trains than from
More people die from trains than from airplanes. Although this year's 25th is not
airplanes. Although this year's 25th is not I feel like the statistics have changed because these days
I feel like the statistics have changed because these days This year it went well, how did it fall?
This year it went well, how did it fall? airplanes.
airplanes. J j
J j exclusively. Even in Lithuania alone
exclusively. Even in Lithuania alone fell. How much are we divided into?
fell. How much are we divided into? We are completely in Europe. We
We are completely in Europe. We fully European. Well, we already have it.
fully European. Well, we already have it. planes are falling.
planes are falling. And the other ladder or falling out of bed?
And the other ladder or falling out of bed? Will fall out of bed. Don't laugh anyway. Mine
Will fall out of bed. Don't laugh anyway. Mine Grandpa died from falling out of bed.
Grandpa died from falling out of bed. Oh, fall out of bed.
Oh, fall out of bed. Seriously?
Seriously? Yes, yes. He had a metal leg, well,
Yes, yes. He had a metal leg, well, with the one where they put, you know, metal
with the one where they put, you know, metal broken and his roommate's cat was barking at him
broken and his roommate's cat was barking at him I just heard it and he said it
I just heard it and he said it drunk wanted to pee, and his bed was
drunk wanted to pee, and his bed was big wooden one, like the one from the cartoon
big wooden one, like the one from the cartoon about that, you know, three little bears and
about that, you know, three little bears and golden-haired and like the biggest bear
golden-haired and like the biggest bear bed. Well, a very big bed, like this
bed. Well, a very big bed, like this absurd. To me, to me, as
absurd. To me, to me, as you had to put your foot on the spot where
you had to put your foot on the spot where There is a tree, and it's on a mattress.
There is a tree, and it's on a mattress. jump. His his. A bed this high.
jump. His his. A bed this high. And he fell on his stomach
And he fell on his stomach and I feel like I'm choking, you know. Because
and I feel like I'm choking, you know. Because His roommate got up and told us,
His roommate got up and told us, she says she woke up in the middle of the night
she says she woke up in the middle of the night saw him lying face down on the ground
saw him lying face down on the ground and he says, "I thought he
and he says, "I thought he freezes and I cover it and in the morning it says: "Я
freezes and I cover it and in the morning it says: "Я I already found the blue one.
I already found the blue one. frozen."
frozen." Yeah, the cold didn't help with that.
Yeah, the cold didn't help with that. It took two cobblestones to lay,
It took two cobblestones to lay, but
but The cat is so small. Jaterina.
The cat is so small. Jaterina. Jaterina.
Jaterina. Jaterina. For me, I, when I came
Jaterina. For me, I, when I came He used to do that to me all the time. Oh,
He used to do that to me all the time. Oh, I hated her. It's been Russian ever since.
I hated her. It's been Russian ever since. I didn't like it.
I didn't like it. Where they wipe your face with saliva.
Where they wipe your face with saliva. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. How disgusting
How disgusting Anyway, all those falls are yours.
Anyway, all those falls are yours. You wouldn't think so, but everyone dies anyway.
You wouldn't think so, but everyone dies anyway. terribly uninteresting, just falls flat.
terribly uninteresting, just falls flat. Just slips, falls.
Just slips, falls. This ladder is also a construction ladder
This ladder is also a construction ladder thing. Oh, oh, the ladder is more like that
thing. Oh, oh, the ladder is more like that yeah, you know, you kind of think, like,
yeah, you know, you kind of think, like, who climbs even more people climb into bed
who climbs even more people climb into bed more often than on a ladder. Here are the statistics
more often than on a ladder. Here are the statistics already winning. You go at least once a day.
already winning. You go at least once a day. in and out of bed.
in and out of bed. How many on the ladder? Well, if you
How many on the ladder? Well, if you Dude, how long have you been climbing that ladder?
Dude, how long have you been climbing that ladder? No climbing.
No climbing. Yeah, but I saw a streamer like this
Yeah, but I saw a streamer like this Japanese, I think, Asian, I don't know, it's
Japanese, I think, Asian, I don't know, it's Japanese and
Japanese and dročinas. Oh no,
dročinas. Oh no, Yes, I saw such a website. F to Mon St.
Yes, I saw such a website. F to Mon St. I was running.
I was running. she tried
she tried her job is a crane operator and she is
her job is a crane operator and she is his
his dressed in all kinds of shoes and
dressed in all kinds of shoes and similarly so class
similarly so class fetish
fetish and she worked on the crane and la
and she worked on the crane and la was streaming and she was always filming
was streaming and she was always filming how to get on and off the crane and one
how to get on and off the crane and one once he climbs the ladder from the crane and she
once he climbs the ladder from the crane and she something slipped and it just went dun dun
something slipped and it just went dun dun dun dun dun dun dun piss on the ground and it is
dun dun dun dun dun piss on the ground and it is And that phone keeps falling during a fight like this
And that phone keeps falling during a fight like this You and there was also a camera from the side.
You and there was also a camera from the side. There are cameras everywhere now. It's online.
There are cameras everywhere now. It's online. you can just see how she is
you can just see how she is streamed, slid across the screen and just
streamed, slid across the screen and just It falls tun tun tun tun. That rod
It falls tun tun tun tun. That rod knocks. His,
knocks. His, this
this You can put a selfie and a ladder here.
You can put a selfie and a ladder here. one.
one. Is she still alive?
Is she still alive? Not very dead.
Not very dead. Very lifeless. Even very giant ones. I
Very lifeless. Even very giant ones. I I would say I would say the bed.
I would say I would say the bed. I say bed.
I say bed. I am a ladder.
I am a ladder. A ladder 300. Falls out of bed 450.
A ladder 300. Falls out of bed 450. Okay. Say,
Okay. Say, well, but in one year it might be that
well, but in one year it might be that ladder
ladder will take the ladder someday. His, Rooster
will take the ladder someday. His, Rooster bad this year's ladder. Not this and not that
bad this year's ladder. Not this and not that played in the lineup for years.
played in the lineup for years. And the other is champagne corks or
And the other is champagne corks or fireworks?
fireworks? I should say fireworks. He is a fanar.
I should say fireworks. He is a fanar. You can bet you heard it.
You can bet you heard it. His, how you die is pure explosive.
His, how you die is pure explosive. Yes, explosives.
Yes, explosives. yes, yes. We are talking now, is it more like he died?
yes, yes. We are talking now, is it more like he died? from TNT,
from TNT, or from hunger. Small
or from hunger. Small his
his or from explosives. His, or from the cork.
or from explosives. His, or from the cork. No, but old man, if you beat me, you'll be a troublemaker.
No, but old man, if you beat me, you'll be a troublemaker. from that cork, that cork, there it is
from that cork, that cork, there it is almost like a bullet can be.
almost like a bullet can be. Oh my, ricocheted
Oh my, ricocheted and as soon as he can, as much as he chokes
and as soon as he can, as much as he chokes The mouth opens with champagne corks.
The mouth opens with champagne corks. Blet, seriously opens his mouth and pisses in
Blet, seriously opens his mouth and pisses in throat and here and there
throat and here and there spills all the organs. This could be
spills all the organs. This could be we almost died on New Year's Eve because
we almost died on New Year's Eve because This is Tommy Rider.
This is Tommy Rider. No, this is complete nonsense. There is no
No, this is complete nonsense. There is no yes, reality. Okay.
yes, reality. Okay. Well, well, well
Well, well, well Now you are your father, when you watch movies
Now you are your father, when you watch movies watching
watching says that's not the case. It doesn't happen.
says that's not the case. It doesn't happen. Well, the cycle has turned.
Well, the cycle has turned. Well, how will you get through the traffic jam and more?
Well, how will you get through the traffic jam and more? If you knock it out there, the Temple will stop.
If you knock it out there, the Temple will stop. Well, the Heimlich maneuver will end here.
Well, the Heimlich maneuver will end here. just everything. Well, how big is that temple?
just everything. Well, how big is that temple? How much was that cork?
How much was that cork? Sorry for being unrealistic.
Sorry for being unrealistic. Well, sorry. Well, don't talk nonsense next time.
Well, sorry. Well, don't talk nonsense next time. So keep going vanilla, do something better. Good
So keep going vanilla, do something better. Good We almost broke up over the new year because...
We almost broke up over the new year because... we put those 30 shots of that firework on
we put those 30 shots of that firework on big
big biggest boom.
biggest boom. Yeah, on a terrace like this
Yeah, on a terrace like this friends have one like a friend, parents
friends have one like a friend, parents such a terrace such as a balcony, terrace,
such a terrace such as a balcony, terrace, you know. And we were there, maybe some of us
you know. And we were there, maybe some of us nine or something, we put it on something like
nine or something, we put it on something like columns. Ah, such fireworks, you know,
columns. Ah, such fireworks, you know, and that column and that fireworks were
and that column and that fireworks were purely tip top, in that sense.
purely tip top, in that sense. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Anyway, very bad, very bad
Anyway, very bad, very bad decision.
decision. The base should be wider. And
The base should be wider. And just let go
just let go and fireworks explode and with
and fireworks explode and with with every explosion you see it slide
with every explosion you see it slide fireworks and or fall 11 stories into
fireworks and or fall 11 stories into down on someone else's car or on ours
down on someone else's car or on ours terraces.
terraces. [Laughter]
[Laughter] And we're already in a corner. Yes
And we're already in a corner. Yes No one is watching what's exploding on top anymore.
No one is watching what's exploding on top anymore. We'll just hide from him, his friends, and his parents.
We'll just hide from him, his friends, and his parents. Oh, yeah, I remember the teacher we had a while ago.
Oh, yeah, I remember the teacher we had a while ago. elementary school, when we were children before
elementary school, when we were children before Christmas holidays. I say, okay, well,
Christmas holidays. I say, okay, well, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Only
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Only Don't forget to take care of yourself.
Don't forget to take care of yourself. fireworks. You know, once upon a time there was a
fireworks. You know, once upon a time there was a so that one of my students was watching through
so that one of my students was watching through window with his mother and thinks it's safe
window with his mother and thinks it's safe is. You know, he came in through the window and
is. You know, he came in through the window and He threw his booty at that girl.
He threw his booty at that girl. Well, I was afraid, but I wasn't afraid.
Well, I was afraid, but I wasn't afraid. never in the field. I didn't look out the window.
never in the field. I didn't look out the window. until adolescence, I'm not lying. Twisted
until adolescence, I'm not lying. Twisted Merry Christmas and Happy New Year with Piso. With
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year with Piso. With I'm scared even if I'm just a Pataragus
I'm scared even if I'm just a Pataragus Leave the field.
Leave the field. Now he couldn't even look out the window.
Now he couldn't even look out the window. He will die.
He will die. He can put organs through the window. He
He can put organs through the window. He Just like Tom and Jerry. Pee pee pee
Just like Tom and Jerry. Pee pee pee Pi Pi. The fever comes out through the mouth, through
Pi Pi. The fever comes out through the mouth, through anal exits. It leaves, there are no more prey,
anal exits. It leaves, there are no more prey, to spit out the rib. You go. No, stop.
to spit out the rib. You go. No, stop. nafik. But anyway, that's fine with me.
nafik. But anyway, that's fine with me. anyway teacher on how much teacher
anyway teacher on how much teacher You idiots. How many things are on it?
You idiots. How many things are on it? with a spoiled childhood.
with a spoiled childhood. Mmm.
Mmm. Oh, I'm still dreaming constantly now
Oh, I'm still dreaming constantly now nightmares. Mine is still the most common
nightmares. Mine is still the most common a recurring nightmare, how do I get back?
a recurring nightmare, how do I get back? to grade 13 and they tell me, "You have to drive
to grade 13 and they tell me, "You have to drive to grade 13, here is a new law". And I
to grade 13, here is a new law". And I I can't do math at all.
I can't do math at all. And I am like that and I will never leave.
And I am like that and I will never leave. In the third grade of elementary school, we had
In the third grade of elementary school, we had a computer in the classroom, one so old
a computer in the classroom, one so old computer and there was something there
computer and there was something there game Collect just some
game Collect just some game and you were jumping there with the little man.
game and you were jumping there with the little man. And he was such a gentleman that he would bring
And he was such a gentleman that he would bring from another building, where there are already fifth-graders,
from another building, where there are already fifth-graders, Sixth and seventh graders would drop in on us.
Sixth and seventh graders would drop in on us. Like, you know, someone's brother, something
Like, you know, someone's brother, something older there, fifth grade, sixth grade at
older there, fifth grade, sixth grade at that computer guys, you know, and some of them
that computer guys, you know, and some of them renamed that game and renamed it
renamed that game and renamed it choose sperm.
choose sperm. It's actually funny. You need a fifth.
It's actually funny. You need a fifth. class, blet, sperm.
class, blet, sperm. Sperm.
Sperm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rename.
Rename. Sperm.
Sperm. We used to have a computer science degree
We used to have a computer science degree they changed the desks there during the lesson
they changed the desks there during the lesson pimpalus all kinds of desktops
pimpalus all kinds of desktops so he started doing it that way when
so he started doing it that way when restart your computer, refresh your desktop
restart your computer, refresh your desktop and then to basic, because I get pimples
and then to basic, because I get pimples left everywhere. It seems you have
left everywhere. It seems you have reinstall Windows after each
reinstall Windows after each lessons. taught those computer scientists
lessons. taught those computer scientists teachers and teacher literacy
teachers and teacher literacy the kids of the internet they kept deciding
the kids of the internet they kept deciding problems. Okay, we stopped the pimples on
problems. Okay, we stopped the pimples on screen. Now they have written a script to
screen. Now they have written a script to the ciders would open. Didn't you do this?
the ciders would open. Didn't you do this? No.
No. You just downloaded it without even writing it down.
You just downloaded it without even writing it down. You downloaded this script and just...
You downloaded this script and just... insert a text file and write that X
insert a text file and write that X That executable file is of type exe. Then him
That executable file is of type exe. Then him click and just somehow it's e
click and just somehow it's e At intervals, we just kept on shining like that.
At intervals, we just kept on shining like that. on several computers and just sitting in class
on several computers and just sitting in class and wait for the teacher's reaction, because
and wait for the teacher's reaction, because everyone just sits in deathly silence and then
everyone just sits in deathly silence and then you hear
you hear and clearly burst into the cache then m said what
and clearly burst into the cache then m said what What did she do here? She doesn't know how to turn it off.
What did she do here? She doesn't know how to turn it off. and just for fun we spent the whole lesson
and just for fun we spent the whole lesson we were just pimps, the content
we were just pimps, the content we put it on the table
we put it on the table but in a word what I wanted to finish about
but in a word what I wanted to finish about primary school as a teacher me
primary school as a teacher me streamed, We didn't even know what it meant
streamed, We didn't even know what it meant The word sperm is used in third grade. Actually
The word sperm is used in third grade. Actually we didn't know.
we didn't know. She thought we were one of those
She thought we were one of those classmates. The next day, all the classmates,
classmates. The next day, all the classmates, the boys were teased in front of the class, in front of
the boys were teased in front of the class, in front of lined up all the girls at the board
lined up all the girls at the board third graders and says, "Well, who's here?"
third graders and says, "Well, who's here?" Can you name it? "Who renamed the game?" Who
Can you name it? "Who renamed the game?" Who rename the game? Now you want
rename the game? Now you want to pull out, to show. And we are with us
to pull out, to show. And we are with us we don't know what sperm means. We don't know.
we don't know what sperm means. We don't know. What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? Now you will be interested and know. His, and
Now you will be interested and know. His, and she says and she says: "Do you want
she says and she says: "Do you want pull it out, pull it out now and show it here
pull it out, pull it out now and show it here Do you want to show us all?
Do you want to show us all? "Get out and show me." And I did.
"Get out and show me." And I did. I'm thinking, what do you want me to pull out?
I'm thinking, what do you want me to pull out? I don't have any sperm. And stands
I don't have any sperm. And stands boys are really like, you know, where
boys are really like, you know, where hands searching in pockets. No, no one has.
hands searching in pockets. No, no one has. nobody knows,
nobody knows, how to get sperm clues.
how to get sperm clues. "Hey, pull it out and show me," he says.
"Hey, pull it out and show me," he says. now if so. Well, now you're here.
now if so. Well, now you're here. funny.
funny. Oh, he asked for sperm to be extracted. There was something
Oh, he asked for sperm to be extracted. There was something Who pulled it out and showed it?
Who pulled it out and showed it? No, because everyone on Lost was. All Lost. I
No, because everyone on Lost was. All Lost. I I came home and googled what sperm was.
I came home and googled what sperm was. And from that day on, first of all, me, me
And from that day on, first of all, me, me The elementary school teacher forced
The elementary school teacher forced in third grade, to learn what is
in third grade, to learn what is sperm. Oh, I remember my initials.
sperm. Oh, I remember my initials. taught questions then liked fireworks that
taught questions then liked fireworks that thing said during physical education once a
thing said during physical education once a someone broke down and everyone started saying
someone broke down and everyone started saying The chicken, the chicken, somehow stinks and that's it
The chicken, the chicken, somehow stinks and that's it This is what everyone here is asking for, line up.
This is what everyone here is asking for, line up. We brought the company and went to the port for everyone.
We brought the company and went to the port for everyone. ass
ass Go ahead, Nacho. Everyone's ass is stuck here,
Go ahead, Nacho. Everyone's ass is stuck here, who still accused here
who still accused here the most needy is the one who
the most needy is the one who naturally stinks of an antisocial child and
naturally stinks of an antisocial child and just took it give me the grade book and
just took it give me the grade book and took it and wrote I won't cross it anymore
took it and wrote I won't cross it anymore You will write the lessons 36 times.
You will write the lessons 36 times. Go ahead.
Go ahead. He shot like that. His,
He shot like that. His, What idiots are there?
What idiots are there? Well, then again, their brains are sometimes,
Well, then again, their brains are sometimes, when you when they are about eight years old and
when you when they are about eight years old and you are always an elementary school teacher,
you are always an elementary school teacher, you become like a child. Real behind the herd
you become like a child. Real behind the herd simply embarrassing the child as much as possible.
simply embarrassing the child as much as possible. His,
His, but the port is nice here
but the port is nice here Well, this is criminal liability.
Well, this is criminal liability. is. Here
is. Here Now imagine a child of Vilnius
Now imagine a child of Vilnius would come back and say, "Mom, today I'm
would come back and say, "Mom, today I'm The teacher at the port would point to the ass here.
The teacher at the port would point to the ass here. So the [ __ ] would be put in jail. Are you
So the [ __ ] would be put in jail. Are you "You idiot?" It would be a scandal. Vilnius
"You idiot?" It would be a scandal. Vilnius At school, the teachers lined up the boys.
At school, the teachers lined up the boys. and behind them in the harbor. This is space.
and behind them in the harbor. This is space. Blemish
Blemish in old schools pochui. Do whatever you want.
in old schools pochui. Do whatever you want. In America, they could use this tactic:
In America, they could use this tactic: "Pull out and show me your weapons."
"Pull out and show me your weapons." There just wouldn't be any debt.
There just wouldn't be any debt. Take it out and show it.
Take it out and show it. Well, pull it out, show me now,
Well, pull it out, show me now, boys. Pull this out before the whole thing and
boys. Pull this out before the whole thing and show me.
show me. The Uzi is pulling like a grenade.
The Uzi is pulling like a grenade. Crerazy. So what were we doing there?
Crerazy. So what were we doing there? Champagne cork or fireworks?
Champagne cork or fireworks? Fireworks. Of course, it was.
Fireworks. Of course, it was. Ferwerks.
Ferwerks. A champagne corks about three. Ferwerks
A champagne corks about three. Ferwerks about 150.
about 150. His. Well, that's an old man.
His. Well, that's an old man. or champagne?
or champagne? Explosive or good for life?
Explosive or good for life? Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Luxury time or TNT.
Luxury time or TNT. You'll only get a heart attack opening that one.
You'll only get a heart attack opening that one. champagne. No, that's how it dies. Yes, yes.
champagne. No, that's how it dies. Yes, yes. Champagne kills.
Champagne kills. And the other one would be a lawn mower.
And the other one would be a lawn mower. Jetski. Dangerous.
Jetski. Dangerous. Jets. I would say it's not much at all.
Jets. I would say it's not much at all. knows, but falling into the water at a certain
knows, but falling into the water at a certain water becomes infinitely hard at speed,
water becomes infinitely hard at speed, like concrete.
like concrete. That's 70 kilos per hour, apparently.
That's 70 kilos per hour, apparently. break
break Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. You know, whoever has more is flattered. Maybe
You know, whoever has more is flattered. Maybe somehow pulls his leg in and then
somehow pulls his leg in and then But you know, like, here comes death.
But you know, like, here comes death. His,
His, so maybe you lose a limb or something, but
so maybe you lose a limb or something, but not to die. Same with Jack. It's like him.
not to die. Same with Jack. It's like him. fast, hey, you know, even the bans
fast, hey, you know, even the bans does not prohibit normally. It costs more.
does not prohibit normally. It costs more. The insurance already has extreme insurance.
The insurance already has extreme insurance. Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh kills, kills.
kills, kills. It's like a razor blade. Yes, yes.
It's like a razor blade. Yes, yes. Well, logically. Oh, dear, but
Well, logically. Oh, dear, but Oh, the grass, how to die in the grass? Here
Oh, the grass, how to die in the grass? Here Well, damn, just a guess.
Well, damn, just a guess. Except for those giant tractors where
Except for those giant tractors where You don't notice that you are lying down, sleeping soundly.
You don't notice that you are lying down, sleeping soundly. This could be, it could involve you,
This could be, it could involve you, you know. says: "Never wear loose clothing
you know. says: "Never wear loose clothing clothes and loose hair at work
clothes and loose hair at work shafts. It's enough for you to be caught.
shafts. It's enough for you to be caught. sweater and you can get your whole skin off
sweater and you can get your whole skin off simply."
simply." A really good green area should be here
A really good green area should be here to be
to be they are all not bad at all.
they are all not bad at all. Seriously?
Seriously? In Lithuania, most of the benefits are good.
In Lithuania, most of the benefits are good. Yeah, the industry anyway
Yeah, the industry anyway We are third in Europe and second in Lithuania.
We are third in Europe and second in Lithuania. in the world. Yes, lasers and green lights. Very
in the world. Yes, lasers and green lights. Very many good models.
many good models. We are third in Europe and second in the world.
We are third in Europe and second in the world. Yes. Lapves is really high level
Yes. Lapves is really high level In Lithuania.
In Lithuania. However, that grass is completely different here. This
However, that grass is completely different here. This We have a lot of lawns here. His his. Lia
We have a lot of lawns here. His his. Lia In Lithuania
In Lithuania a lot of strength, you know, you need more of that,
a lot of strength, you know, you need more of that, Well, we have it on the plains.
Well, we have it on the plains. Yes, yes. That Samonota is a lot to cut.
Yes, yes. That Samonota is a lot to cut. It takes a lot. We are like nations, Jovic.
It takes a lot. We are like nations, Jovic. sounds like one of those podcasts,
sounds like one of those podcasts, where the painters simply created
where the painters simply created We paint the podcast, the paint podcast.
We paint the podcast, the paint podcast. In the second, second, second episode, he understands,
In the second, second, second episode, he understands, that we don't have any more.
that we don't have any more. But somehow it tells you everything about those
But somehow it tells you everything about those paint. not so much, it turns out, a lot
paint. not so much, it turns out, a lot retrain, we will study here
retrain, we will study here a paints the color, it will be the polyclinic
a paints the color, it will be the polyclinic yellow.
yellow. This is, well, not a very alkaline color,
This is, well, not a very alkaline color, than anyone else,
than anyone else, nothing special, but now let's talk
nothing special, but now let's talk about his hour because we were paid
about his hour because we were paid paints.lt. EN
paints.lt. EN Mantis, what about that green living room floor?
Mantis, what about that green living room floor? the color of the reception floor is acceptable to you,
the color of the reception floor is acceptable to you, for example, how do you think these
for example, how do you think these year's VAT code, ane, Sadalin came out, eh,
year's VAT code, ane, Sadalin came out, eh, Sadalin floor lilac code has come out
Sadalin floor lilac code has come out CDE621. Here are some of those acrylic glitters
CDE621. Here are some of those acrylic glitters paint. This
paint. This shiny. Oh, so you tried this or that?
shiny. Oh, so you tried this or that? Haven't you tried? Because just like us today
Haven't you tried? Because just like us today supported by our dear partners Sodolin
supported by our dear partners Sodolin Ultra Waterproof paint. When I went to
Ultra Waterproof paint. When I went to school, I was still young, when I was still
school, I was still young, when I was still My elementary school teacher used to yawn at me.
My elementary school teacher used to yawn at me. behind
behind corridors. This is where the color was. This
corridors. This is where the color was. This Such nostalgia gives a little,
Such nostalgia gives a little, I would say
I would say beautiful horses. I remember when I was at the comedian's,
beautiful horses. I remember when I was at the comedian's, Oh, I once chased Mindaugas Černiauskas away
Oh, I once chased Mindaugas Černiauskas away to the house and he was dressed in green
to the house and he was dressed in green walls, because they are like a green chest
walls, because they are like a green chest used it, said it would be useful, so here it is
used it, said it would be useful, so here it is thought it was a good idea.
thought it was a good idea. What would he change in the green chest to make
What would he change in the green chest to make another chat with him?
another chat with him? It's his, but his green, light,
It's his, but his green, light, walls. You practically have Lord of the
walls. You practically have Lord of the Ring setup, because I have everything, you know,
Ring setup, because I have everything, you know, It's real, you're doing everything wrong, man.
It's real, you're doing everything wrong, man. you're done, you're done, your house should
you're done, you're done, your house should just be all green. Yes, I would like to
just be all green. Yes, I would like to fully,
fully, but that ultra is so ultra green, where
but that ultra is so ultra green, where You can't see where the wall ends or begins.
You can't see where the wall ends or begins. you keep hitting the wall,
you keep hitting the wall, you will inevitably crash somewhere.
you will inevitably crash somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to install it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would like to install it. Well, look, there's something about paint.
Well, look, there's something about paint. speak.
speak. There is, there is, there is, there is, there is
There is, there is, there is, there is, there is Otherwise, the color is very pleasing to the eye. Very
Otherwise, the color is very pleasing to the eye. Very reminds me of nature. Nature, that is, the tropics.
reminds me of nature. Nature, that is, the tropics. You get out of your head, you sometimes
You get out of your head, you sometimes You go out into the forest.
You go out into the forest. He goes out into the forest.
He goes out into the forest. color to the forest.
color to the forest. That's how I imagine it. Just sitting
That's how I imagine it. Just sitting green nachos green, eh, this one's for you
green nachos green, eh, this one's for you in the room. Green a not corridor, as
in the room. Green a not corridor, as It's, like, in the salon. I am sitting on the green
It's, like, in the salon. I am sitting on the green in the living room, your, uh, TV,
in the living room, your, uh, TV, in sections and I look at that green nacho
in sections and I look at that green nacho such a color. I am so old like,
such a color. I am so old like, You know how to feel like Nidojos like Nidoj
You know how to feel like Nidojos like Nidoj green, beautiful, feels like nature
green, beautiful, feels like nature People say those types of colors
People say those types of colors with hairpins. His.
with hairpins. His. Oh, him. That every tone has a feel
Oh, him. That every tone has a feel already
already F10P90.
F10P90. This. No, this is not for me.
This. No, this is not for me. This is not very good, this is too good.
This is not very good, this is too good. I would take something from the fresh ones.
I would take something from the fresh ones. And gay is such a sexy color, such
And gay is such a sexy color, such sexy.
sexy. Yeah, I'd take something from the fresh ones. Already since
Yeah, I'd take something from the fresh ones. Already since 852 starts with those already a bit
852 starts with those already a bit such a mf mf, you know.
such a mf mf, you know. And I still feel like they're talking about fashion, like
And I still feel like they're talking about fashion, like What's in fashion, like this color is in fashion. Old,
What's in fashion, like this color is in fashion. Old, old
old How do you know what's fashionable about you?
How do you know what's fashionable about you? long time ago?
long time ago? You old people talk about paint.
You old people talk about paint. Well, here's to the designer.
Well, here's to the designer. And now the trend is like this
And now the trend is like this such earthy colors.
such earthy colors. Oh, earthy earthy earthy shades
Oh, earthy earthy earthy shades low brown. [ __ ] or earth brown. There is
low brown. [ __ ] or earth brown. There is a very thin line between [ __ ] and earth
a very thin line between [ __ ] and earth earth brown
earth brown ores. Let's not mix.
ores. Let's not mix. The three myceliums are so brown. His,
The three myceliums are so brown. His, such greenery. Yellowish brown like this.
such greenery. Yellowish brown like this. Vomiting.
Vomiting. Vemalinė,
Vemalinė, summer
summer Not vemal, don't slip.
Not vemal, don't slip. And the vemalin is with a special coating
And the vemalin is with a special coating slippery.
slippery. Rhodius recognized as a Lithuanian language massacre
Rhodius recognized as a Lithuanian language massacre vomit.
vomit. What was the question?
What was the question? Grasshopper or grasshopper?
Grasshopper or grasshopper? Jck.
Jck. Jacky. Sure.
Jacky. Sure. Jacky. His. Jacky.
Jacky. His. Jacky. Oh my. About 50, grasshoppers about 100.
Oh my. About 50, grasshoppers about 100. Oh, you can google GPT How people die
Oh, you can google GPT How people die from lawnmower or something like that.
from lawnmower or something like that. I feel like it must be really big.
I feel like it must be really big. some kind of some kind
some kind of some kind to be
to be those. Maybe you know where the Americans are, where
those. Maybe you know where the Americans are, where The front cuts where it is open, where
The front cuts where it is open, where can you like a train of bullets
can you like a train of bullets realistically.
realistically. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, his. There are some. This is his.
his. There are some. This is his. Or those readings where you just branch out
Or those readings where you just branch out throw and crush them.
throw and crush them. Well, well, well.
Well, well, well. This is where the mafia would have a hand. His,
This is where the mafia would have a hand. His, anyway, maybe they kill with a lawnmower, not
anyway, maybe they kill with a lawnmower, not they kill themselves.
they kill themselves. You know, guns don't kill people,
You know, guns don't kill people, and people kill people and they will scold and
and people kill people and they will scold and The jeskies are innocent in this case,
The jeskies are innocent in this case, but champagne corks, on the other hand,
but champagne corks, on the other hand, You know, it causes a lot of trouble in the world.
You know, it causes a lot of trouble in the world. Oh, a stone can be thrown into the green grass
Oh, a stone can be thrown into the green grass pieces of metal or pieces of wood.
pieces of metal or pieces of wood. Project
Project goodbye
profile. And also from electric lawn mowers,
And also from electric lawn mowers, where is it with a cable just can
where is it with a cable just can you cut the wire on the wet grass and
you cut the wire on the wet grass and to die.
to die. The grass is getting shorter.
The grass is getting shorter. Wow.
Wow. A can fall from slopes if
A can fall from slopes if Do they ride tractors?
Do they ride tractors? Well, if you're alive, you know,
Well, if you're alive, you know, really wealthy hillbilly. In the Alps,
really wealthy hillbilly. In the Alps, If you live in the Alps, maybe you'll get tired of it.
If you live in the Alps, maybe you'll get tired of it. Sometimes the Alp doesn't disconnect from the power supply.
Sometimes the Alp doesn't disconnect from the power supply. when cleaning or maintaining the lawn and
when cleaning or maintaining the lawn and his is this his is this the nicest
his is this his is this the nicest like this. Whoops and everything and they caught you.
like this. Whoops and everything and they caught you. lawnmower. I swear by such stupid deaths
lawnmower. I swear by such stupid deaths there are some.
there are some. That movie of his is legendary.
That movie of his is legendary. the best one of the best social
the best one of the best social shares. So there was a social type
shares. So there was a social type advertising. Just invented by the corporate
advertising. Just invented by the corporate according to the way we will do Dway to Die simply
according to the way we will do Dway to Die simply a song. to get insurance, because that's it
a song. to get insurance, because that's it There are stupid ways to die.
There are stupid ways to die. cruelly
cruelly and here is one of the best commercials anyway
and here is one of the best commercials anyway recognized are
recognized are good good song anyway
good good song anyway and they made millions because they let
and they made millions because they let and a wide game of attributes is here
and a wide game of attributes is here there was a bunch of hipster office people here
there was a bunch of hipster office people here hipster rage
hipster rage yes yes
yes yes this is the best place for office hipsters
this is the best place for office hipsters here is the best humor about him
here is the best humor about him How did they come up with that?
How did they come up with that? everyone with the frogs and that's how Lindy is
everyone with the frogs and that's how Lindy is hop. Yeah, this is just like Lindy hop
hop. Yeah, this is just like Lindy hop created this
created this still have.
still have. Well, I have the last one. Tornadoes or
Well, I have the last one. Tornadoes or pens?
pens? Pens, in that sense.
Pens, in that sense. Well, here's the max for the choke. Well
Well, here's the max for the choke. Well full of letters, in the sense that how much
full of letters, in the sense that how much with the writers who have stuck people in prisons?
with the writers who have stuck people in prisons? If it's him,
If it's him, in that sense, prisons.
in that sense, prisons. Oh, full. death sentence still
Oh, full. death sentence still You just need to write to someone, you know.
You just need to write to someone, you know. because tornadoes still happen
because tornadoes still happen Anyway, here you go.
Anyway, here you go. well that's right
well that's right yet
yet writer anyway wars are also documents
writer anyway wars are also documents signed
signed concentration camps had to be somewhere
concentration camps had to be somewhere to have something signed first written
to have something signed first written The pen has killed the most people in the world.
The pen has killed the most people in the world. probably the master is like that
probably the master is like that this is again not a person's fault, it's not a person killing a person
this is again not a person's fault, it's not a person killing a person oh the writer But I'm thinking, how much
oh the writer But I'm thinking, how much mountains, you know, for just
mountains, you know, for just and you are simpler
and you are simpler Well, probably not. Say say
Well, probably not. Say say and then you finished making that whole thing
complete the mission I'm posting here because I finished work today.
I'm posting here because I finished work today. Are there tornadoes or tornadoes?
Are there tornadoes or tornadoes? Tornadoes.
Tornadoes. I will go, I will go, I will tell the writer alone
I will go, I will go, I will tell the writer alone because it's already been put here, so
because it's already been put here, so mixed. Oh, and there are tornadoes too,
mixed. Oh, and there are tornadoes too, you know, the tornado is already taking it, it's already
you know, the tornado is already taking it, it's already the tornado is taking, you know, there's already 1000 all over
the tornado is taking, you know, there's already 1000 all over the community, you know, doesn't discriminate anymore,
the community, you know, doesn't discriminate anymore, As they say, if there's a tornado, then there's anything.
As they say, if there's a tornado, then there's anything. Are tornadoes killers because they are colder?
Are tornadoes killers because they are colder? Where else are they with sharks, they're scary
Where else are they with sharks, they're scary those are the scariest.
those are the scariest. Those are the scariest. Yes, but here it's just a question.
Those are the scariest. Yes, but here it's just a question. Sharknades are the scariest
Sharknades are the scariest on the coasts, you know, there's something there
on the coasts, you know, there's something there If you fall into the sea, it happens
If you fall into the sea, it happens frostbite. And here is the [ __ ]
frostbite. And here is the [ __ ] and so much brings sharks to land.
and so much brings sharks to land. No, there are those still tornado catchers
No, there are those still tornado catchers is. I recently watched it on TV.
is. I recently watched it on TV. now a tornado.
now a tornado. I would like to drive with them.
I would like to drive with them. His his.
His his. Cool, by the way. I wonder if the wind is too strong for me.
Cool, by the way. I wonder if the wind is too strong for me. not interesting.
not interesting. No, no, it hasn't been you're being cruel.
No, no, it hasn't been you're being cruel. It's hot and will soon be no bigger than anything else.
It's hot and will soon be no bigger than anything else. storm and just hyping it up violently
storm and just hyping it up violently feeling. The pistol will fire. Nach
feeling. The pistol will fire. Nach when a few leaves in the yard started to turn with
when a few leaves in the yard started to turn with I'm dusting. His his.
I'm dusting. His his. Or when you see a tree being bent by the wind.
Or when you see a tree being bent by the wind. His,
His, I feel so thin that I'm afraid of
I feel so thin that I'm afraid of After 3 kilometers, it would start to get tough. Karoc
After 3 kilometers, it would start to get tough. Karoc Lithuanian vesulas will kill you in Lithuania
Lithuanian vesulas will kill you in Lithuania Sometimes it's hard for me to go.
Sometimes it's hard for me to go. You wouldn't die. Here like an ant, if
You wouldn't die. Here like an ant, if throw it off the pavement,
throw it off the pavement, we just fell like that.
That's it. It's not dangerous for you.
It's not dangerous for you. Just a roller coaster ride here
Just a roller coaster ride here entertainment. You've been on a headwind like this
entertainment. You've been on a headwind like this went, that nego, that you can weigh in
went, that nego, that you can weigh in forward, what is counterbalanced by the backward. Yes, yes,
forward, what is counterbalanced by the backward. Yes, yes, I've only been to Holland once.
I've only been to Holland once. I caught a hat on that one.
I caught a hat on that one. ledges and such a wind blows that
ledges and such a wind blows that I can cross straight and nothing, but I'm not
I can cross straight and nothing, but I'm not the former is where it moves. Very funny
the former is where it moves. Very funny video, where in Sweden there once was
video, where in Sweden there once was The storm is big. People clung to the poles
The storm is big. People clung to the poles and there the wind is rolling through the city
and there the wind is rolling through the city grandmothers. Anyway, Oando's hat sounds
grandmothers. Anyway, Oando's hat sounds something that would be in a sponge. This or
something that would be in a sponge. This or Lando's hat still sounds like some kind of a
Lando's hat still sounds like some kind of a slap nickname, you know, password
slap nickname, you know, password some kind of drug.
some kind of drug. We're peeing under Holland's hat.
We're peeing under Holland's hat. Dutch
Dutch she made me a Dutch hat or
she made me a Dutch hat or some kind of secret operation during the Soviet era
some kind of secret operation during the Soviet era In Lithuania.
In Lithuania. Dutch hat. Oando's hat.
Dutch hat. Oando's hat. For her
For her blows up the bridge. What?
blows up the bridge. What? Or when you stick your tongue out
Or when you stick your tongue out oral surgery of the foreskin. They say, here
oral surgery of the foreskin. They say, here Dutch hat.
When it goes around the foreskin like this hourglass.
hourglass. Devarshkina.
Devarshkina. He's a drunkard. This
He's a drunkard. This Go ahead and get lost.
Go ahead and get lost. This is Lando's hat.
This is Lando's hat. And Lando's hat. You suck me Lando
And Lando's hat. You suck me Lando hat.
hat. Here is the Dutch hat. Oh
Here is the Dutch hat. Oh You're going to the whorehouse, tell me.
You're going to the whorehouse, tell me. a Dutchman's hat.
a Dutchman's hat. Go ahead, nachos.
Go ahead, nachos. How many more Dutch hats do you have?
How many more Dutch hats do you have? One Dutch hat.
One Dutch hat. Oh my.
Oh my. This
This I'm saying this from the pens.
I'm saying this from the pens. tornado and writers.
tornado and writers. Well, okay. I am looking for advice, so if
Well, okay. I am looking for advice, so if wars cause trouble, that's it
wars cause trouble, that's it his, if signatures,
his, if signatures, well, wars, I think they don't count, but
well, wars, I think they don't count, but writers 100, and tornadoes 80.
writers 100, and tornadoes 80. This too has belonged to him for years,
This too has belonged to him for years, from the season,
from the season, We fought a little, not 25 times.
We fought a little, not 25 times. M
M And you don't, you don't read? Let's say, oh
And you don't, you don't read? Let's say, oh A tornado-like storm engulfs a house and causes a
A tornado-like storm engulfs a house and causes a a roof over your head?
a roof over your head? Here it is, the calculation is here. His,
Here it is, the calculation is here. His, not necessarily from
not necessarily from just a few tornadoes kill people,
just a few tornadoes kill people, but still very little compared to
but still very little compared to We are in the house and the air.
We are in the house and the air. Oh oh oh oh. Water pours, drowns,
Oh oh oh oh. Water pours, drowns, you know. His,
you know. His, It sounds like a giant duck when it quacks.
It sounds like a giant duck when it quacks. anti-speaker
anti-speaker and quacks.
and quacks. Yeah, because Japan is half there and everyone is killing
Yeah, because Japan is half there and everyone is killing those tremors and so on. How much I,
those tremors and so on. How much I, as far as I've heard.
as far as I've heard. Well, now it's flooding, well, our colleague
Well, now it's flooding, well, our colleague also Mindaugas in India floods
also Mindaugas in India floods can also die.
can also die. We went to pray, we went to pray,
We went to pray, we went to pray, prayers for him
prayers for him prayers prayers.
prayers prayers. It looks like a toad, doesn't it? He something, he
It looks like a toad, doesn't it? He something, he You really have a mission.
You really have a mission. No, he's a complete jerk, that's it.
No, he's a complete jerk, that's it. meaning, he will drive to Morocco, he will drive to India
meaning, he will drive to Morocco, he will drive to India var.
var. He will be the Linas king of our generation
He will be the Linas king of our generation absolutely
absolutely realistically, in that sense, he will be the Linas of our generation
realistically, in that sense, he will be the Linas of our generation king. He heals people. Now very
king. He heals people. Now very It's funny, I saw a video where he admits it.
It's funny, I saw a video where he admits it. man, how does it seem that Linas Karalius
man, how does it seem that Linas Karalius holds a gun in front of his face.
holds a gun in front of his face. Can I send that to Aranca and
Can I send that to Aranca and we would broadcast it on TV.
we would broadcast it on TV. Mmm.
Mmm. I even downloaded it, apparently.
I even downloaded it, apparently. Vanilla won this mini-game.
Vanilla won this mini-game. You gave. What kind?
You gave. What kind? Vanilla won. I am logical.
Vanilla won. I am logical. The most.
The most. Brutally logical.
Brutally logical. He knows best what causes people to die.
He knows best what causes people to die. Cruelly
Cruelly oh my.
oh my. No. Because I'm so ignorant, I need
No. Because I'm so ignorant, I need be careful. I know a lot, you know what I know
be careful. I know a lot, you know what I know can kill
can kill His instinct for self-preservation is weak.
His instinct for self-preservation is weak. His,
His, You remind me of what I was looking for.
You remind me of what I was looking for. You were looking for Aesop, King of Linus, something
You were looking for Aesop, King of Linus, something yes. Oh, that's just the way it is.
yes. Oh, that's just the way it is. [Music]
[Music] myself and the milia just spread.
myself and the milia just spread. Okay, let's see. King Linas is
Okay, let's see. King Linas is sent.
sent. Not super funny, but just
Not super funny, but just crerezy, that just filming a person
crerezy, that just filming a person ideas. Well, tell me. I healed you.
ideas. Well, tell me. I healed you. Tell me how I healed you. Sit down
Tell me how I healed you. Sit down chaake, a person.
chaake, a person. Hi, my name is Tadas, I've been working for many years.
Hi, my name is Tadas, I've been working for many years. In Norway.
In Norway. Depressed person. Hey,
Depressed person. Hey, The injury is immediately healed.
The injury is immediately healed. I was on antidepressants while sitting.
I was on antidepressants while sitting. Well, in short, I had no choice.
Well, in short, I had no choice. I like either Lin or Lina Lina
I like either Lin or Lina Lina I asked to be admitted to the three
I asked to be admitted to the three days
days Either a fool, or a king at Lina's.
Either a fool, or a king at Lina's. helped a lot. It seems to me that there will be no need for either
helped a lot. It seems to me that there will be no need for either drugs, nor any addictions there
drugs, nor any addictions there I had.
I had. I am extremely grateful.
I am extremely grateful. No one will need it anymore
No one will need it anymore Lin. Linas is very important to me now.
Lin. Linas is very important to me now. I recommend what problems are these,
I recommend what problems are these, dramatic that
dramatic that personal problems, depression, etc.
personal problems, depression, etc. although I highly recommend reaching out. No,
although I highly recommend reaching out. No, I don't know, here
I don't know, here I'm taking it. Here it is.
I'm taking it. Here it is. and a naked Aesop stands with the camera
and a naked Aesop stands with the camera completely
completely with a receding hairline.
with a receding hairline. Look for the detox indene folk
Look for the detox indene folk Please contact your personal physician for medical supplies.
Please contact your personal physician for medical supplies. Well,
Well, but anyway, if you didn't know, it's Linas
but anyway, if you didn't know, it's Linas The king is a complete shaman, in the sense that
The king is a complete shaman, in the sense that He can really heal and so can I.
He can really heal and so can I. I believe in people, well, in that sense, you see.
I believe in people, well, in that sense, you see. eyes, in the sense that he has seen a lot,
eyes, in the sense that he has seen a lot, You know, having seen a lot of that sadness
You know, having seen a lot of that sadness and those frogs, you know, maybe helped him.
and those frogs, you know, maybe helped him. And he realized that, well,
And he realized that, well, without drowning your sadness in a bottle
without drowning your sadness in a bottle maybe there's no bottom, you know, that's a way out
maybe there's no bottom, you know, that's a way out maybe
maybe licking frogs. Yes, yes.
licking frogs. Yes, yes. Are there mushrooms?
Are there mushrooms? Yeah, I'm more of a Linus.
Yeah, I'm more of a Linus. On the king's side.
On the king's side. I want to upload a podcast.
I want to upload a podcast. If I really am not lying, I
If I really am not lying, I I looked at the others and asked for different ones.
I looked at the others and asked for different ones. questions or what are the uncomfortable ones there
questions or what are the uncomfortable ones there questions with King Linus and I
questions with King Linus and I I wanted
I wanted No, no, wait, they're uncomfortable.
No, no, wait, they're uncomfortable. conversations.
conversations. Oh, the awkward ones talked to Roland too
Oh, the awkward ones talked to Roland too Mackevičius, not with King Linas. Not his
Mackevičius, not with King Linas. Not his time
time him and Rolka. With Rolka and his wife there
him and Rolka. With Rolka and his wife there The role was called.
The role was called. Okay. Pala,
Okay. Pala, was Rolka asking questions to Linus
was Rolka asking questions to Linus The King's show was like that. His,
The King's show was like that. His, uncomfortable questions.
uncomfortable questions. And by the way, I wanted to hate Linus for those
And by the way, I wanted to hate Linus for those of all people there, where he has his sun
of all people there, where he has his sun ladies
ladies builds. And I think that's kind of dirty.
builds. And I think that's kind of dirty. hippie [ __ ] hey. I hate him. And
hippie [ __ ] hey. I hate him. And then I looked and it was pretty bad
then I looked and it was pretty bad I just really liked him.
I just really liked him. Him, because he's good. admitted that she stole
Him, because he's good. admitted that she stole Being a politician, he stole brutally.
Being a politician, he stole brutally. and that's it. Type
and that's it. Type I just wanted to cook, so I
I just wanted to cook, so I That's why I didn't return to those meetings.
That's why I didn't return to those meetings. Everyone there stole.
Everyone there stole. We kept going to Thailand and never came back. I
We kept going to Thailand and never came back. I and now he steals,
and now he steals, you know, you gave the card to someone somewhere
you know, you gave the card to someone somewhere He patted it and it stuck once.
He patted it and it stuck once. You know how many of them are not politicians?
You know how many of them are not politicians? was that they couldn't even help but lie, that
was that they couldn't even help but lie, that steals. Like, well, they admit that
steals. Like, well, they admit that steals. He was never a politician.
steals. He was never a politician. does not admit. He takes them to the grave,
does not admit. He takes them to the grave, but he's such a thief. And he, to me
but he's such a thief. And he, to me It seems they said they said I was elected.
It seems they said they said I was elected. I didn't even want to go there. I was elected,
I didn't even want to go there. I was elected, because he lacked parties there,
because he lacked parties there, Well, there were some party members missing or something.
Well, there were some party members missing or something. type and he just type it anyway
type and he just type it anyway elected and he didn't even want to be. And then
elected and he didn't even want to be. And then he became a politician, he put those there
he became a politician, he put those there costumes and even more so didn't want to be.
costumes and even more so didn't want to be. His his.
His his. He wanted to cook. Give it to the person
He wanted to cook. Give it to the person to substitute. Don't let it.
to substitute. Don't let it. Well, nothing.
Well, nothing. machinations, you know, machinations there
machinations, you know, machinations there it became, you know, money laundering, so
it became, you know, money laundering, so could be a problem, you know,
could be a problem, you know, but did nothing wrong. Anyway, he wanted to
but did nothing wrong. Anyway, he wanted to to cook, right? But because of those shamanisms, it
to cook, right? But because of those shamanisms, it they unless he's there, you know, he writes that he's taking
they unless he's there, you know, he writes that he's taking €5,000 and you have to work for him for three years
€5,000 and you have to work for him for three years farmstead and then you, you know, from
farmstead and then you, you know, from cures depression. But even if
cures depression. But even if If it heals, then maybe it works. If those
If it heals, then maybe it works. If those method
method works fully functional. I believe. Him, me
works fully functional. I believe. Him, me I look him in the eyes and
I look him in the eyes and yes yes it works
yes yes it works purely. I believe, I believe, I want
purely. I believe, I believe, I want hope he doesn't do any harm to anyone
hope he doesn't do any harm to anyone nothing.
nothing. Yes, yes. I say, I would like it.
Yes, yes. I say, I would like it. come,
come, because if you're a shaman, you go out there
because if you're a shaman, you go out there You're a fighter and you don't do anything bad to anyone, that's for me.
You're a fighter and you don't do anything bad to anyone, that's for me. looks perfect here, the most perfect
looks perfect here, the most perfect scenario of life. You are a shaman, you
scenario of life. You are a shaman, you believe there that you cure everything here, that you
believe there that you cure everything here, that you Alone with nature, harm nothing,
Alone with nature, harm nothing, Well, you licked the frogs,
Well, you licked the frogs, You lick frogs.
You lick frogs. It's an interesting life here. Well, here
It's an interesting life here. Well, here Hedonism sounds a bit like that.
Hedonism sounds a bit like that. You just be free. Let it go, because
You just be free. Let it go, because I remember when you were abandoned.
I remember when you were abandoned. once upon a time,
once upon a time, you bought an apartment, now you rent it out and
you bought an apartment, now you rent it out and You live off of it and that's it.
You live off of it and that's it. Oh, no, sick. Linas Karolus.
Oh, no, sick. Linas Karolus. No, he worked from music anyway
No, he worked from music anyway from music anyway. He, he, who was he?
from music anyway. He, he, who was he? rock and roll, he used to do shows
rock and roll, he used to do shows in front of 1000 people. Yes
in front of 1000 people. Yes then there was a politician who didn't even want
then there was a politician who didn't even want and now they are licking his lips.
and now they are licking his lips. And now a shaman, in that sense
And now a shaman, in that sense one of the more interesting lives. How much
one of the more interesting lives. How much here is one of the more interesting Lithuanians in general,
here is one of the more interesting Lithuanians in general, How much do we have?
How much do we have? I think he needs to go back to that too.
I think he needs to go back to that too. the president.
the president. No need. He's chilling now and it's fun that
No need. He's chilling now and it's fun that We have Lithuanians like that. Here, as you know
We have Lithuanians like that. Here, as you know What is Makeno for?
What is Makeno for? Oh, oh, Terence Mackeno.
Oh, oh, Terence Mackeno. His, his, here is our, here is our territory
His, his, here is our, here is our territory Maken.
Maken. Oh yes, it would have been a rock and roll. I
Oh yes, it would have been a rock and roll. I I hope, Lina, if you're watching, I
I hope, Lina, if you're watching, I I would like you to hear it from my lips,
I would like you to hear it from my lips, that you look like a Lithuanian Terens to me
that you look like a Lithuanian Terens to me Maken.
Maken. Would you like a heroic dose of shooting mushrooms with a hammer?
Would you like a heroic dose of shooting mushrooms with a hammer? with,
with, that he will burn incense for you.
that he will burn incense for you. I just figured it out, ah, it's kind of getting in the way.
I just figured it out, ah, it's kind of getting in the way. That's it. We talk all the time,
That's it. We talk all the time, you know, about, for example, the flax king or
you know, about, for example, the flax king or something, like about some thing, where here
something, like about some thing, where here not ours.
not ours. Oh, where can we not,
Oh, where can we not, where we cannot agree. His, if O
where we cannot agree. His, if O Would you like to shoot with King Lin? For me
Would you like to shoot with King Lin? For me It seems like I should write now.
It seems like I should write now. Instagram for him
Instagram for him and I would say me and a couple of other young people we
and I would say me and a couple of other young people we here we talk and write things and we
here we talk and write things and we we think that Lina, we would like to
we think that Lina, we would like to I will experience the journey with you.
I will experience the journey with you. spiritual,
spiritual, a spiritual journey led by various
a spiritual journey led by various easy, then I'll give you six for 200 € each
easy, then I'll give you six for 200 € each from everyone with Linus the king anyway
from everyone with Linus the king anyway anyway, 6 mushrooms cost a lot and
anyway, 6 mushrooms cost a lot and so is that or that he will defend the gong And
so is that or that he will defend the gong And his, your tripsitter Lin King.
his, your tripsitter Lin King. This is how you paid me to piss in the car,
This is how you paid me to piss in the car, Give me some LSD and then Tapin will wake up.
Give me some LSD and then Tapin will wake up. with me. Tomorrow
with me. Tomorrow here but trip is brutal but trip is that
here but trip is brutal but trip is that diamond mask
diamond mask You know that Nida is all corrupt and sits
You know that Nida is all corrupt and sits thief thief from the state thief still
thief thief from the state thief still checks
checks checks
checks shame shame
shame shame j crazy I didn't match maybe crerezy but with
j crazy I didn't match maybe crerezy but with I think Linu is the king.
I think Linu is the king. not only Linas King is interesting
not only Linas King is interesting with the people who were there
with the people who were there and his
and his yes, I would like to do something like that.
yes, I would like to do something like that. to cook goulash or some pilaf,
to cook goulash or some pilaf, I would like to make a barbecue with Bill.
I would like to make a barbecue with Bill. Just like with King Linus
Just like with King Linus I could break frogs and they would break me.
I could break frogs and they would break me. with the sprigs would be used there for that
with the sprigs would be used there for that in the world of souls.
in the world of souls. Yeah, I watched his vlogs.
Yeah, I watched his vlogs. I don't know if I would like to go with the rabbit,
I don't know if I would like to go with the rabbit, but I would also like to have a drink. Anyway, me
but I would also like to have a drink. Anyway, me A very decent man. Very
A very decent man. Very decent person. Very
decent person. Very just a man.
just a man. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Just good decent.
Just good decent. He is the weatherman on the rain radio. Yes, yes,
He is the weatherman on the rain radio. Yes, yes, his. Metal Guy is here. All those metalheads,
his. Metal Guy is here. All those metalheads, they are such nerds, more like gamers
they are such nerds, more like gamers there is less. You drive there, drive to
there is less. You drive there, drive to Let's raise lightning or something when it's Devil
Let's raise lightning or something when it's Devil Stone there, well there are smart people there
Stone there, well there are smart people there there computer scientists computer scientists who
there computer scientists computer scientists who Nightwishes don't listen. some there
Nightwishes don't listen. some there like, you know, how to be cool there
like, you know, how to be cool there Men are like that, right? Ah, but Nightwish
Men are like that, right? Ah, but Nightwish bands, you know, N they play this kind of thing, where
bands, you know, N they play this kind of thing, where They play music that makes you feel
They play music that makes you feel It's not shameful to wear a T-shirt with wolves on it.
It's not shameful to wear a T-shirt with wolves on it. howling at the moon and that, I don't know
howling at the moon and that, I don't know what are you doing, but
what are you doing, but that thing is thicker than a bracelet on your hand,
that thing is thicker than a bracelet on your hand, you know.
you know. Yeah, you can imagine. I only know
Yeah, you can imagine. I only know magnetic bracelets for joints
magnetic bracelets for joints pain. Levina Estel.
pain. Levina Estel. You need a knee on your knee
You need a knee on your knee need anyway
need anyway You need to write it down.
You need to write it down. Not really. In that sense, I have a problem with
Not really. In that sense, I have a problem with It's quite strong in some ways.
It's quite strong in some ways. Okay, I still have a story. What's wrong with me?
Okay, I still have a story. What's wrong with me? Also tell me what happened during the week. For me
Also tell me what happened during the week. For me such as
such as It looks like you escaped. It seems that
It looks like you escaped. It seems that You escaped from Emilio and that's it. Oh well.
You escaped from Emilio and that's it. Oh well. Here we go.
Here we go. Oh, Emilia is not here. I can say,
Oh, Emilia is not here. I can say, Can I speak now? Yeah, but anyway
Can I speak now? Yeah, but anyway we do this one where you have to say what
we do this one where you have to say what It happened yesterday. Well, yeah, yeah,
It happened yesterday. Well, yeah, yeah, sorry, jo, week riff. I have to say
sorry, jo, week riff. I have to say sorry, it took two hours and 45 minutes
sorry, it took two hours and 45 minutes wait for this moment, but
wait for this moment, but but I have a week here reef. I
but I have a week here reef. I A terrible thing happened to me, you
A terrible thing happened to me, you you won't believe it.
you won't believe it. And I was doing the scale, the sugar ran out. A
And I was doing the scale, the sugar ran out. A I was in a store, there was no toilet.
I was in a store, there was no toilet. I don't feel like going to the store for coffee right now.
I don't feel like going to the store for coffee right now. All angry without coffee. Do you know me?
All angry without coffee. Do you know me? Oh, you wouldn't want to meet me without coffee.
Oh, you wouldn't want to meet me without coffee. Hey, is this the Manto column? Tell me.
Hey, is this the Manto column? Tell me. told
told is because my storytellers are cruel
is because my storytellers are cruel It is good.
It is good. Well,
Well, We are listening.
We are listening. Okay, anyway, Benami helped me and
Okay, anyway, Benami helped me and Nazi. That's the story.
Nazi. That's the story. Mmm. M,
Mmm. M, we had to go to the farm with
we had to go to the farm with Martina, ah, take the last Airbnb
Martina, ah, take the last Airbnb On a summer day and like, well, drive away.
On a summer day and like, well, drive away. look at Ue. Very nice. And her
look at Ue. Very nice. And her The car battery is dead and
The car battery is dead and It didn't start anymore. And we already have that.
It didn't start anymore. And we already have that. We're late and you're like that, right? Now until
We're late and you're like that, right? Now until We'll do something until the machine knows.
We'll do something until the machine knows. If you light it, we will lose more time, and so on.
If you light it, we will lose more time, and so on. Such a panic began. I'm thinking, what should I do?
Such a panic began. I'm thinking, what should I do? I'll have to add vanilla, I don't want it.
I'll have to add vanilla, I don't want it. to interfere.
to interfere. And there was just someone walking with a suitcase
And there was just someone walking with a suitcase baggy, completely brown, potato nose,
baggy, completely brown, potato nose, well, that's just a chronic condition
well, that's just a chronic condition building. And he looked at me like that and
building. And he looked at me like that and like this, well, I need help here, I need help. We
like this, well, I need help here, I need help. We They're like, "Oh, oh, oh, I need help." That's good,
They're like, "Oh, oh, oh, I need help." That's good, immediately. And he drove away, for someone
immediately. And he drove away, for someone called, maybe he's like that, maybe he's like that
called, maybe he's like that, maybe he's like that tsunami, you know, maybe it's like this half
tsunami, you know, maybe it's like this half You have a house, I don't know, maybe not quite.
You have a house, I don't know, maybe not quite. home. And his friend opened it,
home. And his friend opened it, Deutland and swastikas got out here too.
Deutland and swastikas got out here too. Absolutely type swastikas and they
Absolutely type swastikas and they just didn't defend anything. Here is a fairy tale
just didn't defend anything. Here is a fairy tale wires, took it, made it, started it
wires, took it, made it, started it and that's it. Sokio. We thank you very much,
and that's it. Sokio. We thank you very much, Thank you for helping. tell him/her and
Thank you for helping. tell him/her and left. Took it and fixed it right away
left. Took it and fixed it right away in five minutes. Well, that would be the case if
in five minutes. Well, that would be the case if Hitler, you know, would have his vision
Hitler, you know, would have his vision done, you know,
done, you know, how
how until the end.
until the end. His,
His, his.
his. And when they say, when they say:
And when they say, when they say: "Let's break the heads of immigrants," they say.
"Let's break the heads of immigrants," they say. The bad guys are already here. I felt
The bad guys are already here. I felt bad guys,
bad guys, crocodiles start,
crocodiles start, because now he's looking like this
because now he's looking like this Lastauskienis, but maybe it's official
Lastauskienis, but maybe it's official or that hipster, he would go and so on
or that hipster, he would go and so on would pass
would pass I wouldn't have any problems with that. I, you know,
I wouldn't have any problems with that. I, you know, I was driving a normal Nazi car and
I was driving a normal Nazi car and Even hipsters would stop and say
Even hipsters would stop and say oh my, this is GBT, GBT itself
oh my, this is GBT, GBT itself GBT itself
GBT itself GBT would even more stupidly expel you, they would say
GBT would even more stupidly expel you, they would say stupider
stupider I don't want to be cruel to myself now and
I don't want to be cruel to myself now and I'm a little late, so I have to run.
I'm a little late, so I have to run. I'm on a microdose of LSD, I'm happy.
I'm on a microdose of LSD, I'm happy. early
early to get up early
to get up early his,
his, but now the Nazis are coming and helping people
but now the Nazis are coming and helping people because they they
because they they more is needed
more is needed they they Only all NPCs are like this now, oh
they they Only all NPCs are like this now, oh I go to work, I go to the store. Oh
I go to work, I go to the store. Oh Nazi and bum, they are the real ones
Nazi and bum, they are the real ones hustlers are showering. His,
hustlers are showering. His, well they questestus, they side questestus
well they questestus, they side questestus catches everywhere. Saw someone with a car
catches everywhere. Saw someone with a car the car because
the car because they believe in karma, you know. Yes, yes, yes.
they believe in karma, you know. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes. I am a Nazi, I am a Nazi. Oh, bad,
Yes, yes. I am a Nazi, I am a Nazi. Oh, bad, what were we doing there, but I'll help you get out
what were we doing there, but I'll help you get out car.
car. Nazis believe in karma. Here is their thing.
Nazis believe in karma. Here is their thing. We're just living in the moment, people. Well they are
We're just living in the moment, people. Well they are I saw people needing something from the store.
I saw people needing something from the store. help. I am in the moment, what more can I do?
help. I am in the moment, what more can I do? will I do? What else am I worth?
will I do? What else am I worth? I'm doing it here at the moment.
I'm doing it here at the moment. I'm calling from Chebra to someone.
I'm calling from Chebra to someone. Nazism
club. He is also in the moment.
He is also in the moment. He, he has nothing to do at the moment.
He, he has nothing to do at the moment. You have nothing to do.
You have nothing to do. He watches Hitler's speeches on YouTube.
He watches Hitler's speeches on YouTube. He knows what to do during the day.
He knows what to do during the day. a lot? What should he do?
a lot? What should he do? Look how he does it racially.
Look how he does it racially. crimes against other people. Well, he can.
crimes against other people. Well, he can. He won't run away from these. He/She
He won't run away from these. He/She You can come back in the evening and take a look.
You can come back in the evening and take a look. he watches crimes and he's like that
he watches crimes and he's like that I wish I had done it differently,
I wish I had done it differently, I would have done it differently, but he is now
I would have done it differently, but he is now lives, he drove to help
lives, he drove to help built another machine. Look, already
built another machine. Look, already karma to the plus.
karma to the plus. Karma is already a plus.
Karma is already a plus. Many small things make one big thing,
Many small things make one big thing, you know. That's right. Who is that over there?
you know. That's right. Who is that over there? Yeah, maybe you're onto something with the candles.
Yeah, maybe you're onto something with the candles. snowman,
snowman, Well, you trample on a cat and a crucified one
Well, you trample on a cat and a crucified one nails to the wall somewhere, but
nails to the wall somewhere, but A lot of little things add up, you know. I this
A lot of little things add up, you know. I this I found out in the summer that my cousin
I found out in the summer that my cousin Nazi is one of those, like, second-rate me
Nazi is one of those, like, second-rate me I didn't interact with him much and he was
I didn't interact with him much and he was very very mommy type, where
very very mommy type, where Mom protected me from everything, very pampered
Mom protected me from everything, very pampered the child was, the sister grew up normally, because
the child was, the sister grew up normally, because the first child, and that second child is very
the first child, and that second child is very pampered, did poorly in school, then
pampered, did poorly in school, then sent him to a paramilitary school just because,
sent him to a paramilitary school just because, that he did poorly in school and went to the military
that he did poorly in school and went to the military Gymnasium in Kaunas. And after her he stands
Gymnasium in Kaunas. And after her he stands somewhere else, but now I saw it with candles
somewhere else, but now I saw it with candles leather jacket with pana and hiking
leather jacket with pana and hiking marched in all protests Lithuania,
marched in all protests Lithuania, Lithuanians and the like.
Lithuanians and the like. Mm. And he was already arrested.
Mm. And he was already arrested. the police for, as I understand it, an unfulfilled,
the police for, as I understand it, an unfulfilled, but for planning a terrorist attack
but for planning a terrorist attack terrorist attack. There's something there.
terrorist attack. There's something there. wanted to set fire to some embassy,
wanted to set fire to some embassy, wanted to do something.
wanted to do something. Cūl. He's a good guy.
Cūl. He's a good guy. His, it's his.
His, it's his. his his. My my half
his his. My my half carousel
carousel no.
no. Why are you now?
Why are you now? Can you beep this? Yes, yes. I thought you
Can you beep this? Yes, yes. I thought you wants. But he's seriously a Nazi.
wants. But he's seriously a Nazi. No, he's seriously a Nazi.
No, he's seriously a Nazi. And you remember him from your childhood? There he is.
And you remember him from your childhood? There he is. He was already a bit of a Nazi. I was a little behind.
He was already a bit of a Nazi. I was a little behind. older than him. He was a beautiful child,
older than him. He was a beautiful child, simple, you know, nice
simple, you know, nice blond, blue eyes.
blond, blue eyes. Blonde
Blonde fun fact. His,
fun fact. His, Anyway, back to the Nazis,
Anyway, back to the Nazis, but he's fat and looks so fat
but he's fat and looks so fat sex for a long time. Well
sex for a long time. Well Anyway, back to the Nazis, where are they?
Anyway, back to the Nazis, where are they? they came back to you, helped you, you know.
they came back to you, helped you, you know. His,
His, so again you're, you know, sitting at home without
so again you're, you know, sitting at home without work, just be in your own thoughts, you know,
work, just be in your own thoughts, you know, Be with your demons. Oh, you know,
Be with your demons. Oh, you know, you find something to do, you know, you find something
you find something to do, you know, you find something work and it simply frees you.
work and it simply frees you. Work is liberating.
Work is liberating. Work was liberating.
Work was liberating. His.
His. Where are you going, Vanilla, with this?
Where are you going, Vanilla, with this? I don't know. I heard something.
I don't know. I heard something. I heard it somewhere. Even
I heard it somewhere. Even Gandhi probably says.
Gandhi probably says. Well
Well wait, here
wait, here maybe Gandhi. His,
maybe Gandhi. His, Gandhi. I feel it.
Gandhi. I feel it. Nelson Mandela.
Nelson Mandela. One of those
One of those from activist progressives.
from activist progressives. Maybe I'm not even sure about the Bible.
Maybe I'm not even sure about the Bible. Yeah, maybe someone will say
Yeah, maybe someone will say because it's true. Maybe in the old testament.
Oh my, I didn't even want any to contact that homeless person because I
to contact that homeless person because I I wonder what he is, no, he will ask for money
I wonder what he is, no, he will ask for money and he'll deflate the tire if you don't give him
and he'll deflate the tire if you don't give him money,
money, [ __ ], maybe you can give him a bite
[ __ ], maybe you can give him a bite can drop,
can drop, but he didn't even try, he didn't even do it
but he didn't even try, he didn't even do it like this, well, let's help and wait, because
like this, well, let's help and wait, because he's good, he thinks that's it
he's good, he thinks that's it It is logical. He is just karma.
It is logical. He is just karma. His,
His, karma about 5€ usually for good work
karma about 5€ usually for good work is. He before that
is. He before that believes in normal good karma, a fool and and
believes in normal good karma, a fool and and a couple of months ago, my friend was murdered and
a couple of months ago, my friend was murdered and cooked
cooked helped to start the car
helped to start the car with a pen
with a pen you know those laces are so dark and
you know those laces are so dark and you know, it's spreading
you know, it's spreading I want to tell you that the Nazis didn't think that you
I want to tell you that the Nazis didn't think that you So kind-hearted in Lithuania
So kind-hearted in Lithuania anyway, the showers were getting better, Nazi
anyway, the showers were getting better, Nazi well
well a
a I have a story.
I have a story. about a message bottle in Vilnius
about a message bottle in Vilnius we walked with Mantas Bartševičius
we walked with Mantas Bartševičius to the pirate ship.
to the pirate ship. Name drop.
Name drop. We walked by the pirate ship.
We walked by the pirate ship. We were walking with a colleague, brainstorming ideas
We were walking with a colleague, brainstorming ideas for some episode of yard friends and
for some episode of yard friends and that pirate ship parked behind
that pirate ship parked behind K2 in the river Nereus, where it ends
K2 in the river Nereus, where it ends the waterfront, you know that pirate ship,
the waterfront, you know that pirate ship, Where does the river flow?
Where does the river flow? We should make a podcast about it.
We should make a podcast about it. Yeah, yeah, that would be funny. Reef of the week
Yeah, yeah, that would be funny. Reef of the week already on the bottom of the ship. It would be nice anyway.
already on the bottom of the ship. It would be nice anyway. idea. His.
idea. His. And we go and see that it swims
And we go and see that it swims something like a bottle. I
something like a bottle. I I'm joking and we say, there are pirates here.
I'm joking and we say, there are pirates here. message, here is a pirate bottle. And we
message, here is a pirate bottle. And we we talked about doing an episode about
we talked about doing an episode about piracy. And that bottle floated and
piracy. And that bottle floated and We see that too, you know, you see.
We see that too, you know, you see. inside you will see paper and with green
inside you will see paper and with green It's wrapped in something, maybe a zolk,
It's wrapped in something, maybe a zolk, you know.
you know. M
M and so squirms on the floor that
and so squirms on the floor that approaches those pontoons, where that where
approaches those pontoons, where that where swim, they are swimming in groups of some kind there
swim, they are swimming in groups of some kind there near the ship. I bend down,
near the ship. I bend down, I'll pull this out of the water and let's see.
I'll pull this out of the water and let's see. Seriously, like there's a message there. Ah, we find
Seriously, like there's a message there. Ah, we find name and number on that bottle. We
name and number on that bottle. We I think we need to call him.
I think we need to call him. for the bottle. Well, like, because if something
for the bottle. Well, like, because if something A person is really from him if from the heart that
A person is really from him if from the heart that The man put that bottle in and we
The man put that bottle in and we I just put it in today, for example.
I just put it in today, for example. an hour ago, and they hoped to find somewhere
an hour ago, and they hoped to find somewhere even though they will sail to the Baltic Sea
even though they will sail to the Baltic Sea on the other side,
on the other side, that's it, that's the type to get a call, but
that's it, that's the type to get a call, but will say: "Oh no, chebra, I just got here
will say: "Oh no, chebra, I just got here I threw it away. If you can, don't open it,
I threw it away. If you can, don't open it, because we saw it was well closed there, you know."
because we saw it was well closed there, you know." I call the number, I say, good day,
I call the number, I say, good day, I say, we found a bottle. we said, oh, we wanted
I say, we found a bottle. we said, oh, we wanted I asked, do you know, can we open it? And
I asked, do you know, can we open it? And such a man, such a man, with a husky old voice and he
such a man, such a man, with a husky old voice and he What kind of bottle did you find? We say, well,
What kind of bottle did you find? We say, well, the bottle has your number written on it,
the bottle has your number written on it, probably on the number. We found a bug.
probably on the number. We found a bug. a floating bottle. We wanted to ask whether
a floating bottle. We wanted to ask whether this is not just thrown in here, can we
this is not just thrown in here, can we open Maybe you'd better not open it.
open Maybe you'd better not open it. Pause and we fell silent like this and that
Pause and we fell silent like this and that he,
he, because there is stored up information from enemies.
because there is stored up information from enemies. I am sending this message from Vilnius, because
I am sending this message from Vilnius, because The KGB is following me.
The KGB is following me. Oh
Oh and then we realized that we were
and then we realized that we were let's open the bottle,
let's open the bottle, because, well, there's too much crerezy here, that
because, well, there's too much crerezy here, that Don't open it because you understand that, well,
Don't open it because you understand that, well, This is not a serious person doing this.
This is not a serious person doing this. on the bayer possibly, but hand further with
on the bayer possibly, but hand further with Come on, as they say.
Come on, as they say. Yeah, the KGB has your number, dude.
Yeah, the KGB has your number, dude. Jo, now you have my number, KGB.
Jo, now you have my number, KGB. I am from the KGB. Nach
I am from the KGB. Nach You'll tie your throat like that at the same time.
You'll tie your throat like that at the same time. would jump out the window at any moment. Then we
would jump out the window at any moment. Then we We thought, okay, we'll move on.
We thought, okay, we'll move on. normally. We will unpack the bottle,
normally. We will unpack the bottle, Let's extract the message from what's written there.
Let's extract the message from what's written there. and just so as not to harm the person
and just so as not to harm the person anyway, you know, life, to keep it good
anyway, you know, life, to keep it good karma. We'll put it further into the bottle,
karma. We'll put it further into the bottle, Let's pack it up, write down the number and let's go.
Let's pack it up, write down the number and let's go. oops let the next one call him
oops let the next one call him Let the person travel anyway. We brought
Let the person travel anyway. We brought to the office, uh, we pulled the message out of that
to the office, uh, we pulled the message out of that bottle. Well, we pulled it out, broke the bottle,
bottle. Well, we pulled it out, broke the bottle, because it seems like there can't be a message in a bottle
because it seems like there can't be a message in a bottle extracted
extracted Mmm.
Mmm. You have to break the bottle when you insert it.
You have to break the bottle when you insert it. Mmm.
Mmm. We pull it out and there are still a few leaves of it
We pull it out and there are still a few leaves of it absolute schisms of texts. simply
absolute schisms of texts. simply no more schizophrenia,
no more schizophrenia, where he writes about some old times,
where he writes about some old times, How did the KGB infiltrate there? And very
How did the KGB infiltrate there? And very funny that one of those pieces of evidence that
funny that one of those pieces of evidence that he is being followed by the KGB, there are literally two records of him,
he is being followed by the KGB, there are literally two records of him, who says such and such a date when I
who says such and such a date when I I was away in my village, in my apartment,
I was away in my village, in my apartment, they damaged the sewer and flooded
they damaged the sewer and flooded my apartment.
my apartment. And then there's another message that says that
And then there's another message that says that returned and flooded again. Just a [ __ ]
returned and flooded again. Just a [ __ ] dudes flooded the apartment in Fabijoniškis and here
dudes flooded the apartment in Fabijoniškis and here blame every bit of salt on the KGB,
blame every bit of salt on the KGB, because other, other accusations are very serious,
because other, other accusations are very serious, like they were targeting my family there,
like they were targeting my family there, tortured me, tortured my father, tortured
tortured me, tortured my father, tortured My mother was tortured by everyone. And then another
My mother was tortured by everyone. And then another The apartment was flooded because the sewer was damaged.
The apartment was flooded because the sewer was damaged. my apartment. Here is the KGB one by one
my apartment. Here is the KGB one by one most common tactics soviet flooding
most common tactics soviet flooding called. It is written in the documents
called. It is written in the documents The Soviet invasion is just a joke to you.
The Soviet invasion is just a joke to you. hat.
hat. His,
His, flooded the apartment and ate all my
flooded the apartment and ate all my gingerbread,
horns. His, The horns will unfurl.
The horns will unfurl. And we read those papers,
And we read those papers, We realized that, well, someone here is sick. We
We realized that, well, someone here is sick. We we found it on the internet, it's the lyrics
we found it on the internet, it's the lyrics writes.
writes. Krasuckas.
Krasuckas. M
M Krasuckas surname
Krasuckas surname shot. Krasuckas. And we are on Facebook too
shot. Krasuckas. And we are on Facebook too We found him like a dude. from Facebook that
We found him like a dude. from Facebook that It's very disturbing that there's a conspiracy here, you know,
It's very disturbing that there's a conspiracy here, you know, everything else there is a guitar, Nausėda
everything else there is a guitar, Nausėda all the time and so on.
all the time and so on. And then I told this story of mine
And then I told this story of mine to the wife, and she works, well, she
to the wife, and she works, well, she she is also a civil servant
she is also a civil servant I told her my name and surname, she says:
I told her my name and surname, she says: "Oh, my, here he is," he says to everyone.
"Oh, my, here he is," he says to everyone. government mail, absolutely all of them,
government mail, absolutely all of them, no matter where she works, with
no matter where she works, with heritage keeper. He says: "We each
heritage keeper. He says: "We each We get a week's worth of stairs from him.
We get a week's worth of stairs from him. "Oh, we get a bomb and we can't work."
"Oh, we get a bomb and we can't work." They say we get it from him every week
They say we get it from him every week letters that we need to help him with
letters that we need to help him with you would have something. They say we are heritage conservationists,
you would have something. They say we are heritage conservationists, blet. Well, but help a person if he
blet. Well, but help a person if he seriously needed.
seriously needed. He left the apartment. Well, let's go. His,
He left the apartment. Well, let's go. His, according to the government, just like that. Wow.
according to the government, just like that. Wow. Oh, by the way, the GGB flooded the apartment. You can
Oh, by the way, the GGB flooded the apartment. You can Send a couple of plumbers.
Send a couple of plumbers. His,
His, I hope the state will pay me.
I hope the state will pay me. Will finance.
Will finance. Are we no longer or are we no longer fighting?
Are we no longer or are we no longer fighting? against the KGabits country?
against the KGabits country? Because it seems to me that we are fighting like
Because it seems to me that we are fighting like against the Kaganists. You will let it go now.
against the Kaganists. You will let it go now. kagabistamint
kagabistamint ordinary people, yes, the Lithuanian nation
ordinary people, yes, the Lithuanian nation You will be tortured. Send send floor
You will be tortured. Send send floor for me
for me The water in the apartment should be getting plenty.
The water in the apartment should be getting plenty. There should be a lot of that government stuff.
There should be a lot of that government stuff. institutions from all kinds of shizuchi.
institutions from all kinds of shizuchi. His his. They said when it's full moon it's very
His his. They said when it's full moon it's very feels. They say they come accustomed
feels. They say they come accustomed People are talking about things that don't exist.
People are talking about things that don't exist. Godby just told me that podcast.
Godby just told me that podcast. The full moon means nothing statistically
The full moon means nothing statistically is not proven.
is not proven. Yeah, but that's how it is.
Yeah, but that's how it is. That's right. I am also a people,
That's right. I am also a people, people. I
people. I I said, I think the full moon is more
I said, I think the full moon is more It makes you do stupid things.
It makes you do stupid things. simply.
simply. His. How can you statistically
His. How can you statistically prove this thing, you know?
prove this thing, you know? His. Who is asking normal people here, and
His. Who is asking normal people here, and Do you go crazy when there's a full moon?
Do you go crazy when there's a full moon? No, I haven't. Just a little, for me.
No, I haven't. Just a little, for me. It's the same thing, because it's just the moon here.
It's the same thing, because it's just the moon here. Yes, yes. No, no, but there were wars after all
Yes, yes. No, no, but there were wars after all knows about the Moon.
knows about the Moon. His, really. What the [ __ ]? Who is there?
His, really. What the [ __ ]? Who is there? science?
science? Students are invited to podcasts
Students are invited to podcasts things are
things are things. Ask the King of Lin
things. Ask the King of Lin king. Yeah, that's him.
king. Yeah, that's him. karma exists. Everything is there.
karma exists. Everything is there. What does she know?
What does she know? Karma is Klaus, the Nazis, they believe, they believe
Karma is Klaus, the Nazis, they believe, they believe karma
karma and they are doing great. They repaired
and they are doing great. They repaired the car is a joke. If they didn't believe
the car is a joke. If they didn't believe karma won't have repaired the car
karma won't have repaired the car Thank you. I never thought that
Thank you. I never thought that What did the worker do that was useful to you? Came
What did the worker do that was useful to you? Came and just pretended. The moon is fake.
and just pretended. The moon is fake. The moon is fake. Flat earth
The moon is fake. Flat earth practically. I still want to swim anyway.
practically. I still want to swim anyway. That motley unemployment calendar.
That motley unemployment calendar. His, unemployment calendar. Go away.
His, unemployment calendar. Go away. interesting to do.
interesting to do. Good job.
Good job. Half of it was a joke, the other half I was thinking,
Half of it was a joke, the other half I was thinking, It should have been over by now, but still at least
It should have been over by now, but still at least Go half way, really.
Go half way, really. but interesting
but interesting done differently and funny. His/her
done differently and funny. His/her interesting. Nuitzinke
interesting. Nuitzinke Go [ __ ] him until he's like this.
Go [ __ ] him until he's like this. before
before artists who make no compromises, so that
artists who make no compromises, so that to please you. Yes,
to please you. Yes, Don't drive, you won't understand. Worst case scenario
Don't drive, you won't understand. Worst case scenario You will not understand.
You will not understand. You sit, complaining with your stomach aching and
You sit, complaining with your stomach aching and pushing an innocent person onto a wedding and
pushing an innocent person onto a wedding and You're saying pop, so go go.
You're saying pop, so go go. Go away.
Go away. People are pushing for weddings
People are pushing for weddings cruelly.
cruelly. And in Discord it's full, but it's all the time
And in Discord it's full, but it's all the time everyone is pushing. Oh, oh, oh.
everyone is pushing. Oh, oh, oh. One of the best weddings. I can't
One of the best weddings. I can't believe me. The best wedding.
believe me. The best wedding. Do you know, Rock, why they pushed?
Do you know, Rock, why they pushed? Because they weren't there.
Because they weren't there. They didn't eat the golden one. Valgux
They didn't eat the golden one. Valgux cepelinai I ate a steak, which
cepelinai I ate a steak, which so it was crerezy. And yet
so it was crerezy. And yet will dance
will dance And did they bring you wine alone?
And did they bring you wine alone? His. This one stuck with me. You remember,
His. This one stuck with me. You remember,
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