This content is an adaptation of a Japanese Rakugo story performed in English, focusing on a couple's struggle to name their son, ultimately resulting in an extremely long and humorous name.
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oh hello everybody my name is Canaria
Asia and I am a Rococo performer based
here in the Auckland New Zealand
I am specialized in performing this art
form in the English language just like
my master Canadia Enoch today I'm going
to share my original adaptation of this
very famous Japanese rakugo story and I
hope you'll like it here in New Zealand
we have one of the longest place name is
in the entire world you might have heard
of it but it belongs to this hill in a
Tomek bangy hunger cold Amadeu to
the traffic among the Hawkeye
phoenixstella / haha it took about three
months to remember it and I learned it
from coma - ah my local Maori Maori
leader and each time I saw him I hustled
him in now please teach me come out to
us and I find it in there that so let me
try again
- mother bangy hunger cold ah
Mattel terrific our team terrific rustic
among the whole new poke I've been
externally hard let me try again
- mother bangy hunger cold I'm out
there today - cathartic among the
Hawkeye phoenixstella hope it was
correct and the story I'm gonna tell you
today is about this Japanese boy who had
a the longest name in the history of
Japan one day a baby boy was born at the
Hodja girls house
hey honey it's been seven days since our
baby was born
don't you think it's about time to name
him oh it's only the second day yes certainly
certainly
let's see here's our first baby boy so
we want to give him a great name Oh what
about this lion boy did he just
literally make
right now I don't like it okay
um you know I always wanted to give me
him a really Japanese name right what
about this one you'll like this one
hmm what's up E mmm that sounds really
pungent anything else okay okay oh I
love this man what about football that
sounds really nice and fluffy but maybe
not anything else
oh this you're differently love it hmm
what about Naruto well I don't want to
become a rogue ninja or something um so
hey whatever asking the monk of a temple
they say if a monk names the baby
he will surely Paola she will have a
long life give me a break man yeah
monks wants to be dead the more funerals
Thanks so you know some monks are so bad
okay then well if you insist then I
don't mind going to the temple
hello is the monk there Oh
Hachi Howie come on it come on it thank
you thinking we've got a baby oh you've
got a baby congratulations thank you
thank you and it's been seven days and
it's about time to name him and I don't
want the greedy monk like you to name
him to be honest but to my wife since
the monks are not so bad how they can
you call me a greedy Mook
oh so you're not a greedy monk no I hope not
not
so you want me to be his Godfather oh
yeah I can do that for you I think you
think it so do you know any name that
gives my long life oh let's look up the
Buddhist scripture and see what's in
there Oh what about this one Julie it
sounds nice doesn't it what does that
mean it means unlimited life no death no
different of aah ha ha
anything else
horn or cilia an angel comes down from
heaven to earth every 3,000 years and it
rubs a rock with her sleep just like
this and the rock will eventually way
out Ichiko or one or his time required
for that so Goku or 5ko means millions
of years oh that's really pointed cousin
er right yeah I like that
anything else mmm chi jelly see it means
fish in the sea and the sand on the
beach you can never think of them or in
your lifetime oh I like that too
anything else what about this one
see gamma 2 unlimited domains unlimited
water cloud and a wind oh that's really
pointed Disney I like that anything else
hmm what about this David Thoreau
nice in Ithaca right means food shelter
in the clothing that's not really
plastic but it's really practical isn't
it calling you a child food hey fruit if
you don't listen to your daddy you know
what's gonna happen you can I mean my
emergency food I like that
anything else what about this one yeah
do that cause you know but I caused you
it is the name of an auspicious tree
which is both strong and beautiful okay
I like that
what about this PI po PI po PI po no
shooting gun shooting gun no good in die
goodand I know papi no papa nah I'm
pretty sure you just made up no I did
not make it
pi po is the name of an ancient ancient
kingdom in asia and shooting gun and
good ending are the king and the queen
of the kingdom and their children were called
called
poop Opie and pomp O'Connor and both of
them lived very long lives okay just
give me a few more there hmm
what about choking me it also means no
death I love those no death names give
me one more
what about Chomsky it means help for a
long time if I had a son I would name
him Chomsky oh great
hey I have forgotten all the names
already so could you please write them
down on this piece of paper please
he thank you so much so the names are
Jacob chicken milk on Oct a Khaleesi
Giorno signore matter and I'ma tell you right
right
cuneta two colonies in Adana the other
Acosta Broncos a PI po PI po PI po
machining and shielding gun oh good good
in dynamo open upon Rho Q main Chomsky
thank you so much so he took the piece
of paper and they decided to take all
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the boy grabbed strongly the static or
just go do your engineering uh Carlos
are you getting kinda dizzy gonna sing
here but till my little Toro every
cosmetology by 4 pi 4 PI but I'm sitting
and sitting on the couch okay let's get
this girl oh I'm sorry
our son Jamie Jamie Thomas it kind
genesee genesee game a two magnets a
diamond cuneta symmetrical yeah a
recording of our ecology PI po PI po PI
po no sharing and sharing undergirding
degree then the pom Poko p now pumpkin
Anna took him in and Joe's gay
it's still sleeping hold on a second I
just wake him up alright honey
g-get g-get me Coco no city kid kind
genesee genesee game until a
mathematically symmetrical abracadabra
koji PI po PI po PI po listening and
shading and the green again and a poopy
no poop when I choke him in a josuke
wakey-wakey turns here excuse me missus
I really have to go to store one day the
two boys had a big fight and taurah has
a big bump on his head and all this
happened during a school trip to a place
in New Zealand called tor mother
thumb behind the court the mother - Niki
manga - up to turn back any culture is
in usually a month level 3 level 2 cou
there is no concept of ever a concept
but apology pie pie pie produce really
considering every good- koopida book but
I will give it just by doing a Scotland
to thank I got a big Pope I hate oh I'm sorry
sorry
yeah I'm gonna call his father all right
hold on a second honey
our son no City can kinda see you know a
I'm very sorry I'm gonna make sure that
our song
chicken with chicken kono sekai genesee
genesee commanded a mask you never seem
to react on the broccoli pie pie pie
proceeding and shooting under green and
green and boo-boo copy now Papa :
joking the Joseon never hit your head
again hey Toretto
with the pump jeez your son's name Soho
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