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You think all of that's clean? That's
good game.
>> I'm just saying it's like Yeah, BRO.
LIKE THIS IS AMERICA, BRO. HEY, good looking.
looking.
>> Hey, sorry. Just on the job.
>> When do you get off?
>> Get off? Uh, never work all day. So >> Oh,
>> Oh,
>> the best, >> right?
>> Well, guys, what do you think?
>> It's real. It's a real It's like a dom
like a dmer vibe. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> that's good. Right.
>> Yeah. I mean, he was handsome. If we can
some sort of CEO. I don't know who that is.
is. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You don't look like a serial killer.
>> What do I look like?
>> You look like the episode of Fairly Odd
Parents where it's the universe where he
didn't have Fairly Odd Parents. It's
like this is slime. If you was never on
the yard,
>> what if if like we were able to meet you
in a multiverse where you never did the
yard, this is what you would look like.
>> You'd be a little more
>> You'd be like, "Hey, I'm Anthony.
This is Hi. This is You can call me by
my government.
>> I do sudoku puzzles uh in the evening.
Um I sleep on the floor.
>> Yes, that is still on the floor. Of
course. Of course.
>> But you justify you be like it's a
Japanese tradition and I sleep on the
floor where I do my sudo.
>> It helps my back,
>> dude. Do I do I
>> And I occasionally forget my
girlfriend's birthday, but I love
>> You brought that You brought that into
the show, man. I should have brought
that video of I didn't do the cut. I
forget it, too.
>> I've forgotten it. Girlfriend,
>> I don't know my girlfriend's birthday.
>> Oh, Captain Light.
>> Yeah, you kind of
>> And you know, and what I don't tell her,
I don't really want to know.
>> I don't want to know it.
>> What are we going to do? Get you something
something
>> cuz that's what Valentine's Day is.
>> That's what Valent Valentine's Day is
birthday for girls.
>> Valentine's Day is your birthday and my
birthday's Halloween.
>> Between that and the 4th of July, it's
like she's got three birthdays every
year. This came up because Nick asked
me, he was like, "What was that one guy
who used to play Smash's name, uh, that
one Melee player's name that we haven't
talked to in like 9 years?" And I
immediately rattled it off. Yeah.
>> And then I was like, "Yeah, but
sometimes I if I if I had to tell you my
girlfriend's birthday right now, I think
I would kind of miss."
>> And that's how my hard drive works.
>> I think cutie understands my hard drives
like that, too, cuz she's just now
telling me what she wants for
Valentine's Day.
>> You're finally there.
>> I'm there. She just tells me. She gave up.
up.
>> She gave up. She just tells me like
she's like, "I want this." And then
she'll think about it and she'll be
like, "Oh, and also this while we're at it."
it." >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> What's the budget range of what she wants?
wants?
>> Uh, it's not high. Like for Christmas,
she wanted a hot cocoa maker. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Which is just like a like a kettle.
>> That's kitchen slop.
>> This is easy bake oven.
>> That's actual kitchen.
>> I can give you this. It's a blood
pressure monitor.
>> Okay. Those are like 30 TVs
>> and a Apple Watch.
>> Okay, hold on now. Wow,
>> that's the exit strategy.
>> 38 mm.
>> Wow. The the the venom and the cure.
>> The poison and the antidote.
>> Yeah, we call that a a white girl speedball.
speedball.
>> We got a
>> Well, Croskis, how are we doing? I think
Well, Southern Lion, we're we're doing
>> That's already No, it's funny to hear.
That's already been done.
>> No, but why? I have glasses because I
went to the eye doctor a while ago.
Dude, they did so many crazy tests on me
and I I [ __ ] aced them like crazy.
>> How? What do you What do you mean like
eye test?
>> You think you aced the test? They come
out like, "Yeah, he's gay."
>> Did you have to look at the little house
that's far away?
>> Uh, yeah. I looked at the house. I could
see everything in it. There were two
guys in the window. It was It was bad.
No, I I was They did like this test. It
was a reaction test and I was like,
>> "Dude, was it is it the gray button?
It's the Yeah, it's the button and
you're testing your peripheral whenever
you see the gray squiggle.
>> Yeah, I I'd be throwing in a few like
just in case, you know.
>> I was No, you never prejud
that [ __ ] and the guy's like, "Wow, you
did really good." I'm like, "I [ __ ] know."
know."
>> Yeah, I did it. That's why I got glasses
like 3 months ago.
>> Like, when's it start?
>> This is, you know, this is here's my
frustration because I go in, I finally
take my eye appointment cuz I'm I'm
getting I'm getting annoyed that when
I'm late and I'm in an airport, it's
hard to read the signs at the end of the
hallway. Now it's [ __ ] It's just
[ __ ] annoying.
>> And I'm like, I'll go in. I'll get my
eyes tested. I take the same test. I
also ace.
>> I We destroy [ __ ] like that. Imagine
grandma trying that.
>> I'm I'm the most locked in. I've glasses
blind. You guys are both talking about
how you ace a test. You both walk out
with glasses. Like you guys fail.
>> Well, I ASSUME NO, NO, NO, NO. I assume
she told us the same thing, which is
that she's like, "You pass all the
tests. Like, you don't need glasses. If
you want, you can get them." Like, but
there's really no reason to buy these.
>> I got these because I'm driving at night
sometimes and it's a little blurry and I
didn't like that. That's the only use case.
case. >> Boom.
>> Boom.
>> And then I [ __ ] go there and I do it
and it my they did like physical tests
on my eye and the lady sat me down.
>> She actually sat down in front like like
frontwiselegged uh like a youth pastor.
>> She pulled up and she pulled up next to
me and she said, "I want to be real with
you." And she's just like this older
older lady. She's really small. And she
said, "You have the most perfect eyes
I've ever done a test on ever." And I
said, "Thank." I shook her hand. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, she shook my hand. And
>> took her hand off your thigh. She shook
your hand.
>> No, that would never. Excuse me. I don't
know her birthday, but I would never
And uh she shook my hand and I said,
"Thank you." And then she said, "Yeah,
you're a little bit farsighted. You're
super fine, but here's how the glasses
work." work and then I picked him up
like a month later cuz I forgot. And
then I came in here and then everyone
was respecting me more.
>> Everybody respects him more now.
>> It's good that you didn't choose circles.
circles.
>> You're quieter.
>> You did this.
>> You're quieter with him.
>> No, I was playing Batro.
>> I know.
>> No, he's quieter.
>> You're quieter.
>> He's quieter. I've noticed it. Yeah,
you're thinking more. I think
>> I think you're more you're you're like
thinking about what's going to come out
and you're saying I don't I doth not.
>> I think most of your outbursts have been
because you you actually can't see anything.
anything. >> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> You're just freaking out because you're blind.
blind.
>> Yeah. You're a scared.
>> Your dog starts to go blind. It starts
barking at the [ __ ] mailbox opening.
>> Swift dealing with I CAN'T SEE YOU.
>> GET THE [ __ ] OVER. DO SOME WEIRD [ __ ] I
CAN'T SEE YOU.
>> You just assume he's doing the worst
thing cuz he can't see.
>> He usually is. He usually today he wasn't.
wasn't.
>> Now that you see. Yeah.
>> Today he was. He was really normal. He
was like writing emails and it was
really but usually I swear to God I can
see crazy [ __ ] up nasty porno on his
monitor and the tour browser
>> and it's a workplace and I slap him and
I say get the [ __ ] off there. What are
you doing? What are you doing?
>> Yeah,
>> let's keep those on.
>> Yeah, you're you're going to get crazy
headaches, man.
>> Well, I'm only going to wear them at
night when I
>> Welcome to this [ __ ] life. When you
don't wear them all the time, that's
when you get the headaches. I'm the last
one, I guess.
>> New look. Well, he has performative
glasses, too. And no one talks about that.
that.
>> Yeah, but I'm saying you guys all have
glasses. I don't.
>> My theory with you is that you're spend
you spend all your stat points early,
but you die way sooner. Like you're
dying 41.
>> Yeah, I agree.
>> And like you're going to be like 2020
like the most ripped, the most handsome,
the most rich until but then 41 hits,
you're dead.
>> I think that's great though, right?
>> It's it's a choice.
>> It's a way to live. But what I don't
know what you're saying cuz he's not
doing trend. That's what like that's
what I'm saying like like what God
rolled him.
>> Like this is a fireball.
>> It makes sense that his life could be so
good up until this point without ending early.
early.
>> Would you rather a 30-year career where
you're averaging five points off the
bench or you're a starter who's like,
you know, in MVP conversations for like
six years?
>> 30 year career, five points off the
bencher. You're lying.
>> 30 career points off the bench.
>> I'm an NBA player.
>> I'm an NBA player. I'm getting
consistent contracts. I don't have to
worry about, you know, getting injured,
running out of money.
>> Are you kidding me?
>> IRA goes crazy.
>> I'm never going to be six MVPs. Like,
I'm I'm I'm, you know, I'm not going to
be better than Michael Jordan. It's like
I may as well be the bench guy for three years.
years.
>> So, if you're not going to be the best,
you might as well be on the
>> Would love some stable employment.
>> You might as well just have some stable
employment. Chip. Not too much. Yeah.
You don't want to get a starter role.
God forbid.
>> You say you're the best. You say, is
that what you're saying?
>> I'm saying I'm in the MVP conversation. Like,
Like,
>> you're in the MVP conversation of what?
>> Yeah. Like I I also
>> brand deals. What are we doing?
>> I have a streamer of the year award show.
show.
>> I think he's in the white boy be bleague conversation.
conversation.
>> I would I think I would be white boy B
or C League. Yeah,
>> cuz like cuz like triple S
>> Triple Triple S League it's like the
Timothy Shalom, the Jack Harlos. Like
that's you know. And then we got the A
tiered white boys which is A. Who's the American
and A tier along with two Hollis?
>> You really You think they You think they
share a limo together? >> I
>> I
>> I don't think they do.
>> I think Charlie's the one buying the limo.
limo.
>> That doesn't That's not the point.
>> I think Charlie's the one buying the limo.
limo.
>> Put your Put your body on my jeans.
>> Put your body on my nipples. Put my
nipples in your jeans.
That is a [ __ ] stupid bit.
>> What are you talking about? He's
self-conscious now. I've never seen him
more eviscerated on this planet Earth
than than last week when he did the
cousin the cousin idea. The great cousin
experiment and people were taking it so
seriously like I think it's [ __ ]
literally they're taking it literally.
>> Someone in the Discord I'll never forget
this and someone in the Discord just
said flat out I don't know if Nick's
ever had a good idea. Wow.
>> And Nick replied to it and it had come
like I don't know maybe a day before
that. Nick replies to it. It's just like
come on man.
>> I said what's your deal?
>> He said what's your deal?
>> And they didn't respond.
>> Bro froze. Bro froze up.
>> They do freeze.
>> Bro froze up.
>> I look I I feel a bit vindicated
>> about what?
>> On this show I've been lambasted for
giving a little push back to some of
Nick's ideas and now the people are
finally seeing work.
>> We got to decide who we're making the
show for. Man, are we making it for the
the My number one show is The Yard. My
number two show is Fear and I like both
these products equally.
>> Those people should have their
>> or we try to make each other laugh.
What's the side?
>> Real [ __ ]
>> Real [ __ ] However,
>> cuz when I say I want to have a famous
cousin, I'm trying to make you laugh,
Lwig. You understand? I think you
genuinely believe that it's a good idea.
>> Also, See, that's the thing. I also when
you were explaining it, I'm like part of
ME THINKS HE REALLY FUNNY IF I DON'T BUY
IN. Are we now torn between two worlds?
It's like I kind of think he wants
>> the yard the yard the yard 20x. I fully
have given up. I'm defeated by both the
Discord and Lwig in battle. I lose and I
roll up every week and I sit like this
and I go, "How was China Lewig?"
>> And you tell me and I go, "Whoa."
>> If you go be a streamer in 2 years.
>> It's what the people who hate us
arbitrarily think we actually are like
>> and I itch my nuts.
>> We're like all just like sucking on his
nut sack and like and like shaving it. Shaving
Shaving
stream is tucking some under my lip and
packing it.
>> They do pack my nut.
>> Packing your [ __ ] nuts.
>> God forbid a white boy have a thought on
the way to work
>> and try to share it with his [ __ ]
co-workers. God, cuz you know cuz you
know what?
>> You know what? I go to Alex and I say,
"Uh, if you had a famous cousin, who
would it be?" And he [ __ ] snap
replies, "Mr. Bean."
>> He said, "Mr. Bean,
>> Mr. Bean." I don't even know.
>> Oh, Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean. Actual Mr. Bean.
Owen. And I'm like, statue. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> I said
>> square. I said Adam Sandler would be mine.
mine.
>> No, no statue, [ __ ]
>> No statue of Adam Sandler. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> there probably is going to be one day. >> Nope.
>> Nope.
>> There's got to be one.
>> Like in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
>> Click was generational.
>> Click was not even his top five.
>> Yeah, but they still made like there's
got to be a guy in like somewhere in
Eastern Europe, >> right?
>> right?
>> Was there a Click game? >> No.
>> No.
Click came out 06.
>> It's like a GameCube game where you're
pressing A to get him to do the slow
motion thing on that woman's boobs. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> that you're saying that doesn't sound awesome.
awesome.
>> I think I would get I put that at at the
B tier in GC Explorers.
>> Click is one of the few movies to use
like a remote that controls people and
stops time in a not um pedophile way.
>> What do you mean?
>> Most uses of that. Why would it be?
>> What's the other what's the other example?
example?
>> The anime >> uh
>> uh
>> the anime remote control.
>> Dude, it's so [ __ ] It's so
>> And you end up on a notepad.
>> Not to talk Yeah, I was going to say not
to talk about current events, but I'm
putting my foot down
>> cuz God forbid we do.
>> I'm putting I'm putting my foot down.
>> If you if you watch the animes with the
little girls,
>> you don't get to just say it's a cartoon anymore.
anymore.
>> You don't get to do it's it's there's no
more cat. HOLD UP.
>> THE MAGIC AREA. I'm with you.
>> You are a [ __ ] cho.
>> No. Zebra, can you pull Moka Magika?
>> What if
>> What are you getting him to do that for?
>> Years old.
>> That's what I'm saying. That's what we
always do and we always make excuses for
these [ __ ] people.
>> I'm tired. Okay. So, just tell me.
>> Right. So, what are we doing?
>> Go to images. I'm just asking if Pa Magi
Moka Magika would count
>> for this category you're talking about.
If I meet somebody, if I if I start a
new job and my coworker says this is his
favorite anime, I'm like, "Yeah, I'm
going to beat the [ __ ] out of you after
work." We're going to kill you, man.
Wouldn't do that. We're going to beat
the [ __ ] out of the by the dumpster.
>> We're going to turn the water up slowly
until you don't notice it's boiling.
>> I talk I talk to them less.
>> It's a good show. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, Lwig. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Why is that? When is that ever a good
enough reason?
>> It's a good show.
>> You like the show?
>> When is that ever a good enough reason?
>> It's a show.
>> It's a great show.
>> Yeah. It's Can I tell you the premise?
>> Could they cross a line for you? Yes, of course.
course.
>> What is that line for you?
>> Uh, it's not already crossed.
>> Like two scenes or three scenes in the
show Danto Dan. Like they cross that
[ __ ] for sure. >> Really?
>> Really?
>> Yeah. I think it's when they I think
it's when they started getting sexual,
>> but this show's not sexual. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> This show's about actually female empowerment.
empowerment.
>> That's awesome. Again, if if the guy who
I work with at the restaurant,
>> my favorite. It's a great show.
>> If the line cook is like, "No, bro. You
got to check out Moka Magika after he
hit the cart." I'm going to [ __ ] kill
that guy. I'm not even when I tell you
I'm not even [ __ ] with you. Moka
Magica is probably pound-forpound a
better show than Sopranos
>> versus the Sopranos.
>> Yeah, I think it probably better than Sopranos.
Sopranos.
>> I think it probably beats it out. Yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I think it's under Better Call Saul and
above the Sopranos.
>> Okay. Wait, I'm I'm your coworker. I'm
your coworker and I I I'm telling you
about this new HBO show. It's just like
The Sopranos, live action, but it stars
all 14-year-old girls.
>> What a decision.
>> And I'm and I'm a 42year-old man who's
your coworker at a job. And I love this
show. It's all about
>> middle school girls. >> Cool.
>> Cool.
>> And I'm just It's my It's my favorite. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> And I It's not sexual. >> No.
>> No.
>> It's not sexual. It wouldn't be on HBO.
>> And you know HBO makes great dramas. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And they're phenomenal actors for their age.
age.
>> They got the people from the wire in there.
there.
>> I used to watch Carly. That sounds lit. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz that's like a similar
>> But you think that'd be normal, >> huh?
>> huh?
>> You think that'd be normal?
>> I'd be I'd be like, "Dude, awesome."
them like maybe I don't [ __ ] I'm not
going to say let's get a beer later. >> YEAH,
>> YEAH,
>> YOU'RE NOT. WHY NOT?
>> WHY NOT? WHY NOT?
>> I'D PROBABLY be busy later.
>> So that just goes to all co-workers. You
can't get busy regardless if you would be.
be.
>> If your main selling point is HBO,
that's the first one.
>> And then this followup is 14-year-old
girls. Like yeah, like cuz no one says
you should watch a joke of Magikas. He's
got 14-y old girl. Like that's not the followup.
followup.
>> I'm sure a lot of people have said that
to other people.
>> They and they would be people who I
would call illiterate.
>> Illiterate. They're illiterate. They
have no They have no way to consume
media in a in a normal fashion.
>> Media sensibility. Yes. Their
sensibility is gone.
>> I think it's like
>> I think you should all go home and watch
a better It's like imagine I pitched to
you Stranger Stranger Things season 1.
Stranger Things season 1 except Finn
11year-old Finn Wolfhard is in a maid outfit.
outfit.
>> And it's like is that
>> I mean like AM I YOUR NORMAL NORMAL
COWORKER still
mly things?
>> He does no mly things. He just happens
to be wearing a maid outfit for the
entirety of the show. Like
>> Oh, my favorite character is I guess Finn.
Finn.
>> I'm not normal.
>> I'M NOT A NORMAL GUY.
>> OKAY. Can I
>> Well, you wouldn't get a beer with
Lewing, the the cool guy at work that
you hang out with. Hey, you want to get
a beer later, dude?
>> It's like what are girls allowed to
wear? Like, are you going to freaking
outfit police the Powerpuff Girls now?
Like, should they have on like a
freaking nun outfit?
>> Those are superheroes.
>> Yeah, they're wearing capes.
>> Same with Moka Magika. It could be fine,
Lewig. It could be fine.
>> IT IS FINE. I'VE SEEN THE whole show.
It's fine.
>> The whole show.
>> It was like a hundred times.
>> I had to watch the whole show to make
sure everything was okay.
>> Everything was on the level every frame.
I also read the manga.
>> I think my my issue tends to be when I
notice when I meet somebody who watches
a show like that and I ask them, "Oh,
that's great." You know, it's like I'm
sure it could be a good anime, whatever.
It's like, "What other shows do you
watch?" And then they show me three
other shows, SIMILAR ONES, RIGHT?
THEY'RE VERY SIMILAR. AND IT'S NOT LIKE,
OH, I WATCHED that show and also The
Sopranos and also like the new season of
Sex in the City.
>> It's on HBO, but only when you're
homesick from school. It's like that
zone from 12 to 3.
The fact that all they watch is [ __ ]
>> I need to defend myself. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> What is it? THAT'S ABOUT YOU. I THOUGHT
ABOUT YOU.
>> IT'S NOT. NO, but let me defend them, I
guess. Zebra, can you pull up Kon? Kyon.
>> I've heard Kon is good.
>> It's a great show. Oh, it's another show
that I really love and I'm asking if if
me liking this now I'm all sudden weird.
>> and they're in a band together.
>> School of Rock, >> right?
>> right? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Is this a problem? Cuz
>> it doesn't it's not necessarily a
problem. Like,
>> you know what? You know what I think
this is?
>> What's that?
>> I think this is a male centrist point of
view. And you can't see women as lead
characters without a tying.
>> If these were all eighth grade boys, I'd
feel exactly the same. What if they're
eighth grade boys who were dressed? You know,
know,
>> that's a tough one that he clicked on. >> Huh?
>> Huh?
>> That's a tough one.
>> That's a wallpaper probably made by a pedophile.
pedophile.
>> God, download that though. Like like
>> Okay, I have a question.
>> Can we delete it by downloading it?
>> I think the problem is that
>> there are so many of these shows. It's
like there's only really one Sopranos
and then there's a couple other mob
show. There's a Borlock Empire, you
know, it's like a couple handful.
There's a good point here of like I
don't feel this way about School of
Rock. I'm not having any of these
thoughts about somebody who's a fan of Rock.
Rock.
>> I think it's just it's a it's a part of
the pattern. It's a part of the pattern.
>> There's a pattern now.
>> There's a pattern. If they watch this
show, then they've probably watched the
other one and
>> other. How about what if a guy's like,
"Yeah, my favorite comedies, School of
Rock, Billy Madison, Role Model,
everything that features like kids."
>> Yeah. Okay.
>> With adults in positions of power, >> there's
>> there's
>> What? Like, what if that's all they like?
like?
>> It'd be strange.
>> And what if you're like, "Well, what
about knocked up? You like that one?"
>> Not really for me.
>> No, I don't like I don't like the
infinite bounds of anime. I think that's
my problem. I live action's fine cuz
it's like there's an adult in the room
and it's like a human being somewhere.
It's replica. But with an anime, it's
infinite. They can do whatever.
>> I think it's just there's there are
animes that are similar that are sexual
>> and we have to be honest. It's like
we're cracking open. It's like, oh, it's
a high school swim team and on the sixth
episode they go to the beach.
>> AND THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME LOOKING at
the drawn characters boobs. Whoa. Well,
let's Hey, hey,
>> let's take care.
>> Let's get out of that. Let's get
>> I may be Israeli at a soccer game, but
>> episode 4 is the beach episode.
>> THEY HAVE ONE.
>> YES. IT'S cuz her parents own a beach
cabin. So, they
>> can make IT SO THEY DON'T OWN THAT.
THAT'S THE PART ABOUT MAKING [ __ ] UP.
IT'S PROBABLY BASED OFF A REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.
EXPERIENCE.
>> THE WRITER in the room. All right, guys.
I know we're not making this show sexy,
but a beach episode could be fun.
Everyone's like, "Yeah, yeah, we could
do that. It would be I my my what I'm
wondering is how do you get into this
show?" Cuz you watch episode one and
you're like, "I'm just going to I'll
keep watching. I'll just make sure it
never gets there." >> Right.
>> Right.
>> Like you have to you have to take a risk.
risk.
>> Well, okay. So, and actually that's a
good point. Moka Magika. It takes three
episodes because there's three episodes
where you would watch it and if you're a
35-year-old man, you would be like, "Oh,
I'm a cho." >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Like I pull up and I and I just start
watching it and I look like this.
>> Imagine what issue that you have.
>> If you watch the first three episodes on
Southwest Airlines, like he would land
and be detained by officers.
>> If you're the type of guy willing to
push past that, then I already have a
problem with you. I don't care what the
show's about. Mo, but most but most I
think anime is a
>> I'm actually on the plane right now. I
This is I've loaded it up. I've
sideloadaded it with a thumb drive in
the airplane headset and I'm watching it
and I'm
>> Are you watching it subbed or dubbed?
>> I'm watching it obviously dubbed.
>> It's a Raspberry Pi.
>> Sorry. It's obviously subbed and I'm
watching it and I'm like,
>> "Yeah, your mouth open." >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> my mouth is open and I'm eating the
little pretzels they gave me.
>> Would you like any sort of snacks or
We're coming through with the cart.
Okay. Uh, if you want, she's asleep.
Could you wake her up?
>> You know what I'm saying? So, there's a
problem here.
>> No. Yeah. There'd be an officer waiting
for you when the plane lands,
>> right? So, what are we doing?
>> Well, that what you would do is you
would at least hit episode 4 during the
plane ride cuz then everyone would be
like, "Oh, I get it." >> Really?
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Episode 4 changes everything.
>> It changes everything.
>> I'm two rows behind in the aisle, so I
can straight see his iPad that he's
watching on. He hits episode 4 on the
plane. No audio. I'm seeing I'm like
everyone playing goes, "Oh my god, I get it."
it."
>> And they would walk up to you be like,
"Sorry, I literally thought you were a
Chomo. That looks so awesome."
>> Isn't it crazy how the glasses make him
more dignified, but also more Chomo like
like I believe your character right now.
>> Yes, cuz when they're off, I never would
think either of those of you.
>> No, of course not. >> WHOA.
>> WHOA.
>> MY GOD, THAT'S AN AWESOME SHOW. YOU
SHOULD TELL ME about it.
>> Yeah. I'm going to fire up The Dark
Knight for the sixth time in on this
flight and I'm going to fall asleep
>> like a [ __ ] normal guy.
>> That's good. Um, yeah. Look, and and to
answer your question, there are shows
that are
>> just not good, you know? They that look
like that show, but
>> but they go there.
>> But they go there.
>> There's also ones that explicitly go
there because it's cartoons, so they
like feel a license. Like there's
literally like that kind of [ __ ] for
jerking off,
>> which is gross. And so it's just all
adjacent. It is.
>> It's solid, Jason. And so I'm I'm
putting my [ __ ] foot down right here,
right now. Number one,
>> I think my my least reasonable trait
with this is I when someone says an
anime is good, like when they just say
it in passing it to me, in my head, I
think it No, IT'S NOT.
>> YEAH, I think that's really reasonable.
I'm not kidding. So awesome.
>> I think you should say you should say
no, it's not. It's like
like somebody part of me when somebody
talks about like the new season of JJK
came out and I'm like it's dog [ __ ] probably.
probably.
>> Yeah. I and I this is my most toxic
trade by far.
>> There is some controversy with the
episode 4 that came out recently. So
that you're not off on that one.
>> But I think that's a bad trade. I think
>> it is. It is. I think that's actually
the best way to consume anime
>> because I've watched anime I've enjoyed,
but I still am like
>> I think anime is one of the few forms of
media that you should go off of what
your friend recommends and not like what
votes and polls and ratings are.
>> And why is that? Maybe because the fan
base is so off.
>> I think it's because they become
obsessive fans and overruns. It's just
THERE'S NEVER LIKE THE the hit anime of
the season is never about some beautiful
35year-old woman who teaches hold
>> who teaches classes teaches adult classes.
classes.
>> It's adult classes for adults and she's
and and it's and her students they're
all postgrad postgrad.
>> They're all 20 24 to 30.
>> It's an anime about PhD programs.
>> It's a PhD anime.
>> This exists.
>> What is it?
>> Okay. Well,
>> does it and does it have a beach episode?
episode?
>> Kaiju number eight. Okay. Recent show
last season about a 33y old man
>> and uh and
>> on his deathbed
>> and and he's a and he's a janitor. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> And he aspires to work in the same
industry as his 31-year-old classmate
who is a powerful woman who leads the army.
army. >> Cool.
>> Cool.
>> Okay. So, all right. And that's great
anime for adults.
>> Cool. Some anime for adults. I'm into that.
that.
>> Yeah. Finally. It took us a while to get here.
here.
>> There's adults in it.
>> That's awesome.
>> That's cool.
>> That's cool. Novel.
>> There's a what's it called? Dragon.
Dragon made anime.
>> Look, I'm saying I'm not saying there is Okay.
Okay. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> So, Miss Kobayashi's dragon, she's
actually, and I'm not saying this
sarcastically, she's much older THAN SHE LOOKS.
LOOKS. REALLY?
REALLY?
>> YEAH. SO, this would be like weird why
they went for a younger look.
>> WHY NOT JUST WHY COULDN'T MAKE HER A
LITTLE BIT LOOKING OLD?
>> WHY not make her old?
>> Why not make her like 25?
>> Asian don't raise them.
>> Well, Asian don't raise.
>> Asian don't raise, right?
>> Yeah. Asian don't raise. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Is she Asian? I thought she was a dragon.
dragon.
>> Well, I think dragons are mostly Asian.
>> Anime design. Well, he's a 35year-old
janitor who's also a dragon.
>> Designing a woman. Well, she looks like
she's 12.
>> THAT'S NOT WHY SHE ALWAYS [ __ ] 12.
>> Here's the issue that kind of defends
your argument is there's a lot of manga
who draw
>> those are people that draw manga.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> That draw great shows. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> And and you know those shows are the
ones that are defensible. The ones that
maybe include like a middle school girl,
but it's not in a creepy way.
>> Then they turn OUT TO BE PEDOPHILES.
>> THAT HAPPENS.
>> That happens.
>> Really? Does it happen a lot for clown
and kitchen? Does it happen a lot? It
happens enough
>> enough to where you can talk about it
and be like that.
>> Is a special country where you can walk
into their equivalent of a Barnes & Noble
Noble
>> and and there's a section in there where
an octopus, you know, [ __ ] a whole town.
town.
>> An underage town.
>> Well, underage town. That's interesting.
>> Japanese barns infrastructure.
See, I'd watch that. There's something
to learn from that.
>> It's marine biology and interesting.
>> I think this all this all makes sense
and this all makes my theory 100% right.
What I'm finding what I'm finding as you
guys get older, the people around me get
older, you start to coalesce toward the
ways I think. I kind of agree with
always right
>> and I it's shocking to me after this
conversation that of the two of you one
of you has been deemed
>> brand unsafe
>> unable to appear
>> have you heard about this
>> unable to appear on a stream
>> the very sweet part is that Lwig vouched
and he said how do we include slime
which I thought was beautiful I would
never in a million years have thought he
would say that
>> and we can get Slime on if Slime deletes
all of his Twitter
>> that was a joke, right? No, that that
part was
>> That was a joke.
>> What? I don't think that was a joke.
>> That was definitely a joke.
>> I don't think that part was a joke.
>> They vetted him. They went and looked.
>> No, no. I'm saying they they didn't like
the Twitter, but I don't think if he
deletes it, they'd be like, "Oh, I see.
I see." >> Basically,
>> Basically,
Lig was like, "Yeah, I think it'd be
cool to include my [ __ ] best friend
>> who wears glasses now because he's more
mature and watches normal [ __ ]
>> Can I can I can I come clean?" >> What?
>> What?
>> They didn't actually say no.
>> What? that initially I wanted you on and
then I saw the glasses and I thought it
was a bad look. So I asked Kelby if he
could lie. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> To make up a reason to not include you.
I feel bad now.
>> If this all was true, it would have
happened 10 minutes ago, which it
[ __ ] did. And I just got these today.
>> But anyway,
they apparently looked I I got my
Twitter audited. Obviously it's a brand.
>> I got my Twitter audited and they looked
through it this brand and they said no.
>> You have you said on Twitter. That's
what I TRIED TO SAY.
>> He's been a brand risk since the sucking
[ __ ] off. Slim and Slim Jim has never
sold more product than in the week after
the Slim.
>> I would argue they have probably with
their Mr. Beast collab infinitely more.
>> Let me read off the last thing I
tweeted, which was 5 hours ago. You tell
me if this is a brand risk in any way at all.
all.
>> It was a fun game.
>> Just got off the phone with Los. This is
true. I was talking to Los. Uh, he's
hurting real bad right now and y'all
need to give him a break. He was
facetiming me butt ass eating chicken
wings in the bathroom which he only does
when he's scared. We stand with ice. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> The what? Tell me what part of that me
checking in my [ __ ] day one boy love.
>> And this doesn't is there more context
on this if you're 90% of people
listening right now who has no idea what
he just said.
>> That's don't look you live a good happy life.
life.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck in school.
I'm just saying there's an associate out
there who [ __ ] puts on dope ass
content and fire ass streams and he's
getting [ __ ] dog piled top to bottom.
>> Top to bottom.
>> Top to bottom.
>> The throttle.
>> Well, hold on. Let me just read some
replies. Maybe you know what? The first
one that's on me. I shouldn't do that.
But I replied I replied to Los. I said,
"It's all good, Los. We stand with you,
bro. Sometimes I think about how me and
my sister would make a good couple. Lol.
>> So like what
what's the problem?
>> Everything's in order.
>> What's the problem? That's your question
is what is the problem?
>> Everything's in order here.
>> Like what should you have said
differently to be more maybe brand friendly?
friendly?
>> I just want to [ __ ] like I love brands.
You guys know this.
>> I know this.
>> Yeah, I do know this. It gets me all to
sort of twisted and I started thinking
about my sister different.
>> I love thinking about her different.
It's just like we have so much in common.
common.
>> That that's like what
>> it would just make sense from like a
like a utility.
>> Like if I just met her on the street,
I'd be like, "Damn, you're perfect for
me and you're beautiful."
>> It makes sense. Like if you didn't have
the context of her, then
>> we can watch [ __ ] Los Poo's TV.
>> You're sounding like a guy who watches a
lot of anime right now.
>> All right, fine. Let me read this last
one. Tell me tell me if this is a
problem. Tell me if this is a problem.
And if it is, and if you're honest with
me, I will shut up forever.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> I said I replied to him cuz he was
getting dog pow, bro. And I said, "Bro,
[ __ ] the haters, dude. Don't let woke
muzzle you. We love what Ice is doing
and we are Chomos." # Chomon Nation. #
Los Pooos Chomosquad. # Wingstop Partner.
Partner.
>> Yeah, it's the three little pigs, but
all houses are made of straw. Like, what
do you want?
>> So, you're saying that's a problem? He
deleted the tweet that replied cuz I
think it
>> You blew the house down yourself. >> Fine.
>> Fine.
>> So, you think you think all of that's
clean? That's good game. just saying AND
IT'S LIKE YEAH BRO like this is America bro.
bro. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> That's all.
>> We're not going to get any sponsors on
[ __ ] this [ __ ] What are you talking about?
about?
>> To be clear this we lose it all.
>> We've lost a bunch.
>> We've lost one like two. >> Two.
>> Two.
>> We've lost two and one of them was
Nick's fault. We've had to do so many.
We had to make which one was Nick's
fault. That gun's me. Wasn't that you?
>> I feel like you're the guy who brought
the gun in the room. Dude, you [ __ ]
fired it a bunch.
>> You dry fired that gun in my mouth.
>> We lost two sponsors. We've had to do so
many free make goods.
>> We've done a lot of make goods over
there. Also, we've gotten from several partners.
partners.
>> Last year, Last year was our worst year
in ad revenue ever because we lost those
sponsors and we did like five make goods.
goods.
>> [ __ ] worth it.
>> It's not I didn't but like I love brands
so much. These are not my fault. If you
look at the actual data, it's bro. just
saw if these sponsors just saw how much
you love the brand.
>> IF THEY SAW THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL, BRO.
BRO.
>> To be clear, I'm cool with it. Like, I
don't mind.
>> I know. Hey,
>> I don't mind losing all these partners
like flies. Honestly,
>> you do. No. No. I know how much this one
pays. No, no, no. This one, we do care,
Lwig. We do care about this part.
>> On the show. You're not listening to me
>> on this show.
>> He said, "Yeah, he said."
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> I will say this, and I don't blame you,
bro. And I know that I will be the
here's the thing. I can be your
righteous arm of truth.
>> Right. Okay. What's that mean?
>> So when you need to be safe, >> right?
>> right?
>> I you you tell me what you need. And in
a way you can think of me as whatever I
say is like a secret mouthpiece for Lwig.
Lwig.
>> The the secret mouth.
>> Arm of truth is the secret mouth.
>> It is. Thank you so much.
>> And I can use that mouth whenever.
>> And you can use that mouth anytime you
want it.
>> All right. I'll fors
you have it all. So we can do brand
integrations with the secret mouth of truth.
truth.
>> I'm using my secret mouth for you.
>> I can't believe
>> my secret mouth keeps me connected to my
favorite brands. Like hungry root. >> My
>> My
the h I'm getting so hungry and only one
mouth needs to be fed. It's a secret
mouth of truth.
>> It's a secret.
>> Yeah. Yeah. This is great. And I
appreciate that.
>> You like that
>> Red Bull for my secret mouth.
>> My secret mouth needs it now.
>> My secret mouth needs it to survive.
>> Zipper, can you pull up the thing in the
group chat? We've been doing this show
>> I'm going to get to your little secret
mouth later. I told I was going to grab
his waist in the workplace earlier.
>> I told Aiden that I I threatened him
with it. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm going to grab that waist in the
[ __ ] workplace later. Dude,
>> can you stop at a random time?
>> You You're the boss of this.
>> This This is a great graphic.
>> I wanted to know where y'all are sitting.
sitting.
>> I'm sitting obviously sitting between
two girl presents.
>> I know, dude. Dude, I was ex It's same.
>> You're taking middle seat.
>> I've had a crush on girl preso for a
long time.
>> I'm going five every day of the week.
>> If you're not picking three, I don't
know what the [ __ ] I'm going. I'm in
between Nick Yingling, Travis Kelce. I'm
pulling up the I beer phone. Here's my question.
question.
>> You're You're in five with a lot of
coloring books.
>> I'm doing I beer phone like this and
they're both going. Here's my question.
You're in row five. The plane goes down.
Who you putting the mask on first?
>> Uh you put myself, brother, cuz I
listen. That's a good answer, bro.
>> That's a good [ __ ] answer.
>> Pass the test.
>> What's the worst seat?
>> Uh, the worst seat is probably
>> Well, according to what we were just
talking about, it'd be next to it would
be number two.
>> The worst seat's eight. Can we be real?
>> The worst seat is.
It's not her. That's the problem. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Do I look like that?
>> I mean, you're separated between Aiden and
and
>> if I look like that, I think I agree.
>> I think the worst seat is four.
>> Of course. I think
>> this is shoes off slime.
>> Oh, right.
>> Oh, the shoes are off.
>> That's actually a good point.
>> There's a graphic there.
>> Yeah, that's fine. You'll smell them.
>> His feet, bro.
>> His feet.
>> MY FEET DON'T SMELL. KILL YOURSELVES.
I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE.
>> You clearly struck a nerve there. So,
let's let's
>> because I've had to say it so many times.
times.
>> And people with good smelling feet
usually blow up like that.
>> Yeah, they usually
>> they usually freak out crazy like that.
>> It's so It's so [ __ ] disgusting the
way you twist the words of an honest
man. Uh, I would I would say four and
then three cuz that [ __ ] will get me
banned from FA.
>> I'm going three. I'm probably like this.
Boom. Both sides and I'm full grip. >> Yuck.
>> Yuck.
>> Full grip and three.
>> You're full gripping on the blade
>> with with girl pres.
>> And then and then alternate timeline use
in the baggie nachos. Like what the [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> Yep. Uh-huh. Like look at him. He's
[ __ ] one might be the worst in the house.
house.
>> Get an air dome. One is a mess.
One's gross, man.
>> One is so gross, bro.
>> You're like, where did he get them? One
is definitely a snack on the plane.
Bring those from the movies.
>> I think the eye test from the aisle,
like I'm walking down the aisle on a
real plane. One is the worst because
it's like this guy's eating nachos.
>> Dude, we're watching a [ __ ] watching
the [ __ ] Batman.
>> Using the middle seat for
>> your fingers are covered in cheese everywhere
everywhere
>> because I'm sharing with the person the
lucky contestant to enter one.
>> Dude, you literally have it on your
fingers. Look at it. >> So,
>> So,
>> yeah, because I was just like, do you
want some?
>> How else am I going to give it to them?
You can suck it right off of >> you.
>> you.
You're trying to grab my waist with the
cheesy fingers.
>> I will say Aiden on planes. He He does
take the window seat and he just kind of
balls up in the corner. So eight
actually might be a play cuz then you
just get to hang out with Leslie after
>> haircut and you get to be you get to ask
Aiden about his favorite aircraft.
>> I would also I could lean over and talk
to you too.
>> I guess you do get access to Lwig.
>> I'd lean over. I'd be like, "Hey." Um,
the squeaks one is interesting because
you must bring a friend. It seems
there's two seats to choose.
>> You just get to pick.
>> No, you get to pick which window.
>> You just get to pick window in the middle.
middle.
>> I mean, squeeze is a good one cuz weird
window aisle as a choice.
>> That's probably what I'm picking.
>> Damn, this is Yeah. I mean, four I would
like four more if I was window because I
can bow out if I want to. I don't like
that I'm forced to be in the dynamic,
you know?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, that I think I think
that's the sacrifice you make is like
you cannot turn this this TV off. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Right. So, you better like the show that
you're watching. Um, but this is a great
thought experiment. I think this is a great
great
>> And let us know at home and let us know
at home where you would sit now than
playing with us. And nine's not a bad
option. So, don't be mean.
>> Dude, I Brawl I sent you guys this.
Brawl Pro messaged me and cuz he saw
this graphic and he was like, "Why is
the trash next to Lwig?" And I said, "He
uses a garbage wag when he travels
instead of like luggage." He said,
'What's his reasoning? And I said that
it's easy or something. We tell him it's
insane. We tell him he's insane all the
time. And he asked, "How?" And I said,
"You're starting to pull on the thread
that we've been trying to pull on for years."
years."
>> And Nick cracked the case wide the [ __ ] open.
open.
>> And I'm That's the thing is I'm your
boy, but this is a one-way [ __ ]
street these days cuz I just go to bat
for you when you when you're [ __ ]
irrational and you got some [ __ ] I'm
like, I go to bat for you. And guess
what you [ __ ] do, bro? I don't even
want to say it. Makes me sick. I sent
this conversation west coast
>> to the group chat.
>> That's my famous cousin.
>> Ludwick says it fits things easier.
Cumbersome shapes, unfolded clothes.
It's a malleable container. I can tell
he's in an Uber right now cuz he's responding.
responding. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Aiden says it breaks when MacBook in
there though. And then Lewig said,
"Betas make their affairs fit in defined
shapes. Alphas let their affairs dictate
the shape." WOW, BRO.
>> AND THEN Nick said, "Santa figured this
out thousands of years ago."
>> And that's the [ __ ] smoking gun.
That's the conversation that
>> does because Do you think Santa Claus
rolls up with a bunch of [ __ ] pelicans?
pelicans?
>> He doesn't have a trash bag.
>> They're not ready for that conversation, bro.
bro.
>> He literally has a glorified trash bag. Yes.
Yes.
>> He has a more stable bag that slightly
more stable, but not really compared to Glad.
Glad.
>> Would Would you appreciate and respect
him more if he had some sort of canvas bag?
bag?
>> Yes. If Lwig was bringing a large
Christmas sack on the plane with him, I
would be like, "Wow, that's such a good idea."
idea."
>> I'd get a Christmas sack zipper. I mean,
did we pull it up already? The picture
of me from 2016.
>> If that was your bag on planes, I'd
respect my sub.
>> But instead, you bring you bring a hefty
garbage bag that has a hole in it
because your MacBook Air's corner has
broken it open.
>> If there's a hole in it, it's probably
not Hefty. It's probably glad.
>> Yeah. Just to be crystal, hefty would
not have a hole. And I've put my MacBook
in several times and it never [ __ ]
rips. The MacBook stays.
>> It literally did on the last trip we
went on.
>> A little hole, but the MacBook didn't
fall out.
>> No, but there was a hole. There's a hole
in my
>> The clothes have to breathe, dude. You
can't just leave. It'll get moisture
will get trapped in there.
>> Um, can you look top by week?
>> I'm [ __ ] I'm right. You're right. I'm
[ __ ] dumb.
>> I don't know if it's a week or a month.
But uh uh there was there was a picture
that I posted from the 2016 2026 trend
and it was me in uh 2016 traveling to Genesis
Genesis
uh with a bag. I was running the same
method, but instead of using a trash
bag, I used a pillowcase. run. We're not
by month. It's by month.
>> I do think it's for all like to give you
evil credit. You really actually have
always been like this. It's kind of like
how I sleep on the floor still. Like you
can't take the trailer park out of the
boy and your trailer park is carrying
around a bag arbitrarily.
>> Dude, your eyes are crazy, bro.
>> So I thought you had my back and [ __ ] right?
right?
>> But it's just Is it because of the
stress of the bag? Like
>> it's a it's the [ __ ] iPhone flips it,
>> dude. It is so insane that it's actually
like that.
>> But if you flipped it, it would just be
on the other. Yeah, but my head's also
[ __ ] obviously tilted.
>> I I love the camera.
>> It's great, man. You still got the bag.
You still a page fan.
>> I'm saying I'm saying what what I'm
saying is this is better than trash bag.
>> Where did that smile go? Can I Can we
talk about that? That's like you lost
it, bro. You've not felt joy. That is
just pure joy.
>> They touched me in the office one time.
I've been different ever since. >> Quieting.
>> Quieting.
I've been different ever since. You
>> You can't say that. Why? What'll happen?
Who's going to investigate it?
>> It's supposed to be between us.
>> Yeah. You saw
>> Oh, no. The HR guy touched me. That's
why I'm quiet.
>> He could fire me.
>> He could, but he won't because there's a
power dynamic.
>> actually so much.
>> And the pleasure you gave me that night.
Yeah, you took it. You'll always have it
over him.
>> It's so volatile what you guys do.
>> You cast a spell with your mind and your
body. this game you will play of cat and
mouse. It's dangerous. I want you to
know that.
>> It's sick that we play it and it's a
game we keep [ __ ] playing.
>> Yeah, dude. Some joy has left your
heart. I noticed that.
>> I watched old I watched I recently
watched one of Slime's old Salty Ice
Climber videos. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> And I was watching all these clips of
you and there was just a wonder that
I've never I haven't seen since back then.
then.
>> He's too stressed these days.
>> When he goes when he goes Anthony and
he's trying to tell you something on
stream yelled for you. He He yelled for
my government.
>> He yelled for your government. He wanted
something for his government.
>> There was just joy joyous spirit in
that. And what happened to him? >> Um,
>> Um,
>> did the money change him?
>> The money for sure changed me, bro. And
I'm hoping to switch up more.
>> I remember a long time ago at Smash Camp
when Lewig first started streaming, he
was talking to Duke Vitro and Duke Vro's
like, "Yeah, I just bought a Maserati."
And Lewig was like, "I'm going to buy
one, too."
>> Me, too. I
>> And it was like I And I I heard this. I
was like, "No, you're not." I didn't say
anything. Cuz
>> you said, "Me, too." Actually,
>> I don't know what that is.
>> That's really funny.
>> I know.
>> Maybe I was referring to the movement.
>> It was around the same era. I I probably
wasn't interested in the Maserati,
>> bro. He's been stressed. I told I said
on Wednesday, he doesn't reply to me. I
said, "You're stressed out, bro. I can
tell. Hit a hakuna matata one time. It
works." I don't know if he did or not.
>> I didn't cuz I didn't know how to hit a
hakuna matata.
>> Say it.
>> You say it.
>> It means no worries. Mhm.
>> So you just go hakuna matata >> matata.
>> matata. >> Right.
>> Right.
>> Let it wash over you, bro.
>> Hakuna matata. Let me wash you with a
sponge. Let it wash over you.
>> He left the office that day just so damn
stressed out. I wanted to wash all the
stress off him.
>> I wanted to hose you down. I want
bubbles in stress in my heart.
>> You got stress in your heart.
>> I'm a stressless individual
>> and I want it soapy. You want to talk
about a high stress individual, buddy?
Look in the mirror.
>> Those Minecraft runs are taking a toll
on you. Damn
politic here.
>> I'm bringing a politic. He bitched you, bro.
bro.
>> He [ __ ] me in chat, bro. He'll say
the most mean [ __ ] of all time in my
chat while I'm just like trying to
[ __ ] figure it out.
>> He was like He was like, "Do you see the
last death I had?" And I was like, "No,
I didn't see death 40 to 50."
>> Oh, dude, it was [ __ ] up. Literally,
it did. There was an actual bug where it
doesn't load in, right? And the the lava
like spawns behind you even though
you've been there for a while. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> It It was really interesting. And
everyone was like, "Okay, actually
genuinely unluck. You're terrible at the
game, but genuine unluck. Sorry for your
loss. Load up another one, pig." And I
did. It's been fun. I like the game, but
it's hard. I can't
>> It's funny to watch
>> cuz player is he
>> Well, most of the information that he's
getting is real-time information from
chat. And so it's like a lot of what
he's doing is discerning what
information is real or not. Yeah.
>> And at certain point chat is trying to
be helpful, but at other times they just
want him to die because they wanted to
experience it. So
>> two things I have believed up until this
point and I found out yesterday were
wrong. One, that copper helmet will stop
skeletons from getting mad at you. >> Uh,
>> Uh,
>> oh my god, funny. Okay, Zipper laughed.
It's the hardest I've ever heard him laugh.
laugh.
>> Really funny.
>> Number two is that every Netherite block
you mine in the Nether has a small
chance to just be lava instead.
I don't even think I would believe that one.
one.
>> Stranger things happened.
>> When I first played the game with
Atriarch, I convinced him that Q was a
handwarming animation and so I told him
to do it over lava and he just threw his
[ __ ] in the lava.
>> Oh my god, bro.
>> And that was awesome.
>> So yeah, I'm getting But I I'm very
cautious. I can tell cuz now I've been
around and now I know what sometimes I
know what's right and what's wrong. >> Yep.
>> Yep. >> But
>> But
>> you've been in fortress. You've been in
B. You've been all sorts of
>> I've been [ __ ] a warrior. in all
sorts of places
>> and then I found a woodland mansion and
I had the best run of my whole entire
career and I wanted to go inside and
then everything went wrong. But it was
probably the funniest [ __ ] that's ever happened.
happened.
>> No, it's a true treat to watch you explore.
explore.
>> So, it was fun, but I like it. It
>> Once I saw the big [ __ ] chicken, I
was just like, what happened to
Minecraft? Not Not in a bad way. Just
like when did I when did I not see all
this [ __ ] change?
>> Like literally over the past 10 years.
>> 10 years.
>> Yeah. Like Woodland Mansions is not a
recent update.
>> Everyone knows this.
>> Uh, everyone who's played it within the
last 10 years for more than an hour.
Yeah, maybe
>> at least Nosh still owns it cuz >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> I mean, thank God.
>> Wait, what?
>> But he has the Candy Room.
>> NHSH doesn't own it anymore,
>> guys. Microsoft bought it.
>> Wait, I mean they probably like hired
him or something, right? Cuz he was like
he was kind of the face of the game.
Like everybody liked him. He was like he
>> what I like about he never shares his
personal beliefs.
>> Oh, it's straight to the point. I'm a
dev and I'm a gamer.
>> Keeps kept it simple.
>> What's the face?
>> You know Kanye apologized recently.
>> Dude, I saw I saw bro turning a new He's
>> he's like me too.
>> Yeah. Uh I you know what I think we all
just say, you know what, Kanye, I think
we should all tweet tomorrow. It's a
school walk out. I think we should say
Kanye, we forgive you. The Kanye we
forgive you school walk out. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> For K K through six.
>> Also, don't the na na challenge. Don't
let your teacher see you nigh na. Stand
up and na na and don't let your teacher
see you.
>> If you get caught, you lose.
>> You get caught, you lose.
>> It's the K through six nanny challenge.
The grade 7 through 12 can you steal
Douggee challenge.
>> Kanye, we forgive you fundraiser.
>> That's actually what the Rockathon's
going to be. It's the Kanye we forgive you.
you.
>> Couldn't think of a cause. So there's no
there's no horrible thing that's
happening in America right now that we
can really think of. But finally, a
positive note.
>> The Rockathon for Kanye's cure.
>> No, the Rock the Rockathon for Kanye's
apology to spread awareness of the
apology and we take all the proceeds,
but we'll really spread that apology around.
around.
>> You've been using Rocket Money a lot.
>> I use Rocket Money literally like every day.
day.
>> That's so crazy. It's like the be It's
the absolute best tool for like
aggregating all your different accounts
in one place.
>> I'm not kidding. It is. It just is.
>> Wait, so I It just is. I No [ __ ] guys.
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>> That's how you know it's not [ __ ]
guys. You didn't even know we were going
to read it. Rocket Money, it's just I'm
not even reading this.
>> Rocket Money, it's so good about it off
the show.
>> It's just the best [ __ ] way to get
all your different credit cards accounts
in one place and see all of it at one
place and just [ __ ] use it.
>> Really uses it. I don't we've got it in
4K the most because I've tried to really
>> I'm not joking%
and and and the and Rocket Money pays
for monkeys to fight you. We don't need
to use like
>> no shell I'm not trying to sh anything.
I just straight up like the product. I
just [ __ ] like the product.
>> Well, it's a it's a personal finance ad
that helps finds and cancels your
unwanted subscriptions, monitors your
spending, and helps lower your bill so
you can grow your savings. Nick,
>> it all of that. It does all of that. You
should just use it. You should just use it.
it.
>> Can we not [ __ ] What's What's the gag?
gag?
>> Yeah. Like what's the joke that we
usually do? This one is just good. I use it.
it.
>> I am cuz you usually it's like Yeah. We
do the read and it's like fine. I am
surprised that you are
>> Don't know. Sometimes you get [ __ ]
spade a spade.
>> You know what I mean? You can also use
it to check.
>> You can see all your subscriptions in
one place. What they're not even telling
me to say is true. You can see
everything in one place. Aiden, it's you
know hard. Why is it so hard to see
everything in one [ __ ]
realizing is I think maybe the brands
that we work with are just getting paid
because Nick uses their services like
>> they just know
>> he's just a whale for rocket money.
>> You sleep on the mattress. You you use
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rocketmoney.com/theard.
Back to the episode. Well, Aiden is
gonna pick the charity that um he he won
>> from the 10K challenge. I was doing the
10K challenge.
>> Oh, you won it. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Was it Was it a year?
>> It was a year buying $10,000 worth of
stocks. Whoever makes the most in the
year gets to pick the charity goes to
Aiden's I think entire portfolio went up
like 50%. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, well done, man. You're a really
talented investor.
>> Thanks, man.
>> You got lucky one because I'm smart.
>> You got lucky off one stock is 90% of
his income.
>> No. All you need is one.
>> Honestly, it was even.
>> All you need is one. What do you think?
>> One really did well, but it was like
they were all good.
>> What was the one that did well?
>> Uh TMC, the medals company.
>> Tiny Meek Club. The [ __ ] Cody Co podcast,
podcast,
>> bro. You bet. You bet long on Cody Co.
>> He bet long and that [ __ ] paid off.
>> [ __ ] up.
>> I mean, apparent
Cody Co prosper so I get some money.
>> He makes great videos.
>> No, he's an unethical investor cuz I put
all my [ __ ] in UNH, you know, like
healthare companies that are helping people.
people.
>> That's right. healthare companies also
is cutting edge crypto
>> and the charity is down with Noel Miller.
Miller.
>> I'm getting Noel Miller
Miller bring back
and get rid of Noel
raising money for
>> I need to update y'all. He's gone too now.
now. >> Noel
>> Noel
>> Yeah, the podcast is over.
>> No, he's not. He's doing his own not
because of any sort of
>> Not because of Woke. Woke hasn't come
for him.
>> Woke hasn't come for no
>> until now. Until me. >> Oh,
>> Oh,
>> I'm coming for He's over.
>> He's over. And then Cody back on top.
>> With the $19,000 we raised.
>> It's over. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> You said you better say your [ __ ]
prayers, dude. All right. So, you won.
So, what is it? What are you What are
you doing?
>> He's going to pick the charity.
>> Oh, have you picked it? Oh, yeah. We
just heard. I think
>> I have my I have my top candidate, but I
a bunch of people sent me suggestions.
>> Okay. So, and then you have been
dodging. So, the loser was supposed to
run through Wall Street, literally in
Manhattan. Yeah. In a business suit, run
like a 5K.
>> It The loser was meant to run a 5K in a
business suit with a briefcase
>> on Wall Street.
>> Yeah. Again, Wall Street was brought up
as a location. Now, I I actually
discovered recently that Wall Street's
in New York.
>> It's in New York City.
>> Cuz I always referred to the Wall Street
of the West,
>> San Jose, California.
>> Right. That makes sense. I can get that confused.
confused.
>> Right. He's like, "How can I get on a
45minute flight?"
>> And so this this has come, as you would
have guessed, as a shock to me.
>> You're shocked.
>> A shock to my system.
>> Of course,
>> that they're like, "You have to go to
New York." I'm like, "What?"
>> Cuz I already booked my flight to San Jose.
Jose.
>> Oh, no.
>> With the charity proceeds.
>> That's like $110.
>> No, I know. I got first with the charity
proceeds. It was like $700.
>> So, it's like, what am I supposed to do?
Like, I can't get the money back for the
charity. I said no refunds. I said no to
the [ __ ]
>> Interesting. It's like a $100.
>> You don't have the funds to do that.
>> Well, I could tap into more of my
charity funds, but I only made like a couple.
couple.
>> Lwig was dodging this part of the bet,
by the way. So, we made we called it out
on on Lemonade St.
>> To be clear. Hold up. Hold up.
>> And we also
>> I dodged it the day after I lost. They
made this episode. >> Like,
>> Like,
>> they gave me 24 hours and then they made
>> Because he prejacked it. He prejacked
that he wouldn't do it. I'll
>> be clear. You've basically only been
saying you're not going to do it.
>> Exactly. Exactly. So, the comments,
>> what do you want them to do?
The comments across like Lewig's
subreddit, his shorts, his YouTube
videos, our yard episodes are like, "Do
do not let Lwig forget that he has to do
this." And Lwig texted me. He said, "By
the way, did your podcast happen to
mention the 5K bet?" Getting a lot of
comments. And I said, "Lol, yeah, we we
did a clip." And he said, "Why does a
fledgling podcast attack a workingclass
And and guess and guess what? No reply.
>> What? Oh, you had nothing to say. Oh,
cat got your tongue.
>> No, I said you're so snatched now.
You'll run it so quick and fast. >> Okay,
>> Okay,
>> here's the deal. I don't get it cuz it
is a fledgling podcast and it gets like
a fraction of the viewership of my video.
video.
>> I'm surprised anyone even commented from
you know what I mean? Like
>> it's interesting they found the podcast
that it's bought it to some degree.
>> People like no one
>> will people if you count Yeah. like chat Roblox
Roblox
>> the listener guys I'm here for I'm got I
got through the ads I'm here
>> finally what now what product are we
looking at today
>> it was my birthday during ad seven if
anyone wants
>> they hold their breath again cuz they
had to pause to write how they feel
about the ads
>> I'm going back under water I'll see you
guys at minute 20
>> this weekend I flew to Baltimore to
interview the mayor of Baltimore for
Lemonade stand and the person
>> that helped set this up uh was like uh
the mayor's comm's guy. He listens to
Lemonade Stand and he helped get us
connected and and get this interview
that or he was the contact we got
introduced to. This whole time it's just
been like normal back and forth getting
this ready. We do the episode day of he
shows up up a bit early and he's shaking
hands around the room like meeting
everybody the comm's director and he
shakes my hand and just goes doctor and
then moves on to the next person. >> Wow,
>> Wow,
>> dude. It's some Hail Hydra [ __ ]
>> And I was like no way.
>> Wa. Oh, so he's not a [ __ ] LS Pedo.
He's a goddamn yard.
>> He's a yard patriot. >> Yes,
>> Yes,
>> dude. Patriots in control. So many of
our fans are now growing up and entering
the real actual workforce and the
government. And the Patriots are in control.
control. >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> And we can send the We can send the word
whenever we want. We need to You guys
need to apply for ICE and do some real
inside damage.
>> What's our sleeper agent word?
>> Um it shouldn't be.
>> It's doctor.
>> Doctor. He's holding up the three and
Aiden's like
>> the medical field is is kind of harder to
to
>> doctor just comes up a lot though. Yeah.
>> Yeah. But he's what is he calling?
>> Nine dogs. >> Nine.
>> Nine.
>> Yeah. Are I am the I am the ninth dog.
>> It's like in uh the call sign like one
battle after another. It's like how many
dogs will it take? It's like nine dogs
will take care of each other and you
have to say it completely right in a bathroom.
bathroom.
>> I don't I DON'T REMEMBER HOW MANY DOGS.
HOW MANY [ __ ] DOGS BY MY DAUGHTER?
>> SEVEN, EIGHT, I DON'T KNOW.
>> That's not the amount of dogs that take
care of each other.
>> Yeah. Okay. I love this. This is This
makes me happy. Patriots are in control.
>> Patriots are patriots.
>> And we'll hold control.
>> Well, we have to hold control.
>> We have to hold control cuz that's what
keeps this country together.
>> Dude, you should play Metal Gear Solid
3. Aiden,
>> please. Aiden, please. Aiden, please.
There's a nice silence and then we could
have spun a wheel of things. Slime says
don't get it.
>> And we just we hit a spot on the wheel.
>> Yeah. My old my old handsome friend
Metal Gear.
>> Yeah. After after World War I in the
Metal Gear universe, after World War I,
all the world leaders got together and
they had a giant slush fund worth of
billions called the Philosophers Legacy.
And then they became what's called the
Patriots over a hundred years. And they
control everything. But they're actually AIS.
AIS.
IT'S CRAZY. HE PREDICTED EVERYTHING. YOU
WOULD LOVE THIS [ __ ] if you just gave it
a chance.
>> Why don't you give it a chance? Why do
you not give it a chance?
>> I have to finish the Diablo I campaign. >> Why?
>> Why?
>> Say, "See you guys in four [ __ ] years."
years."
>> The guy can't even beat Breath of the
Wild Boss one. What are we doing?
>> I'm on the fourth Divine Beast.
>> That's awesome, dude.
>> That's insane.
>> That game came out a decade ago.
>> Averaging less than one Divine Beast a year.
year.
>> David Charm was playing that [ __ ] on a
Wii U.
>> That game is
>> Oh my god. the game one game of the year
in 2017.
>> Yeah, I'm going at a rate of6 divine
beasts a year. There's four.
>> Did any of you guys watch the Alex Hold thing?
thing?
>> Yeah, dude.
>> Dude, that [ __ ] was awesome.
>> [ __ ] Yeah, but it's spawning a bunch of
[ __ ] [ __ ] who never climbed before.
before.
>> Tell them, bro.
>> It's spawning people who haven't
climbed, bro.
>> Cuz it got a lot of views and it's like
a lot of people's introduction to
climbing really. And so,
>> but they're all urban climbers now. So,
not even. They're all like They're all
like, "This is the most [ __ ] insane
climb I've ever seen." Matt Walsh is
dumbass speaks out. This is the most
insane athletic performance ever
captured on camera. And I was like,
"This is not even Alex Hon's most
impressive athletic performance. It's
not even top 400." Like, functionally,
isn't this like a really easy climb for
him to do?
>> It's a damn cakewalk.
>> It's like walking on flat ground.
>> Really? For real? Actual risk?
>> It's so close to zero for him. You
should go watch Free Solo.
>> Have you seen Free Solo?
>> I don't Hey, if you guys play Metal Gear
Straw 3 Snake Eater, I'll watch [ __ ]
Free Solo. Let me find that clip is so
free. I'm going to find
>> I'll watch it the amount of times it
takes for you to play
>> and not the opposite way. We can just
play that for an hour and a half.
>> No, you have to finish.
>> You have to watch free solo 20 times.
>> You have to learn about the
philosopher's legacy.
>> Then I What what was crazy is he got to
the top of the building and
and it pans to the inside. You see all
these people at the top like pointed at
him as he climbs over the final part and
the guy commentating the commentating
the whole thing was Mark Robber.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. He was there.
>> Yeah. What the hell?
>> Why was Rober commentated? >> Crazy.
>> Crazy.
>> I don't know. To the cuette. I guess you
know what was crazy is that he they
flashed his abs for a second.
>> Dude, can you look up Alex Honold abs?
>> Just unbelievable.
>> He is ripped, bro.
>> They look Bro, they look insane. He was
like climbing up in his windy so
>> and it picked it out. The wind just
picked up his [ __ ] shirt and he
looked [ __ ] awesome.
>> It's like a Marilyn Monroe shot.
>> It's like CGs, but you could put molten
lava through them.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> That's so sick. Cast iron CGs.
>> Damn, I can't find it.
>> Pull up a CG zipper.
>> Alex Hold's [ __ ] gutters.
>> Oh, no. No, no. While while climbing Taipei.
Taipei.
>> Dude, you're asking a lot.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it'll come up.
>> This is not going to
>> Well, yeah, he spelled it tapet. >> Tapet.
>> Tapet.
>> And it's not part of the main tapet.
Someone help me.
>> Some things are better left to the
imagination, I think.
>> My zipper, bro.
>> Look at my zipper. I'm going to jail.
>> Look at my zipper, bro. I'm not going to
be Minecraft for the next 45 [ __ ] minutes.
minutes.
>> Dude, can you look up that clip of Alex
Hnold uh almost slipping? Not in this
climb. It's a It's a It's a different
climb. Yeah, it's that one.
It was the image that we saw. Yeah.
Yeah, that third one right there. Look
at this clip. He has He has Oh, it's
What a terrible short. The slip is off camera.
camera.
>> I mean, that >> Wait, so scary enough.
>> Wait, so scary enough. >> I'm gonna see it. I'm about to see it.
>> I'm gonna see it. I'm about to see it. >> No, it already happened.
>> No, it already happened. >> It was the stutter shake.
>> It was the stutter shake. >> Yeah, but it was just off camera. His
>> Yeah, but it was just off camera. His like foot slips.
like foot slips. >> Oh,
>> Oh, >> what a terrible format.
>> what a terrible format. >> He's dead.
>> He's dead. >> If if he falls,
>> If if he falls, >> his hand Let's go.
>> his hand Let's go. >> Here's a Here's what I'm here's what
>> Here's a Here's what I'm here's what pisses me off about Alex Harold. And
pisses me off about Alex Harold. And there's a lot of there's a lot of debate
there's a lot of there's a lot of debate about how he's told his wife that if he
about how he's told his wife that if he dies his his daughter wouldn't even be
dies his his daughter wouldn't even be sad cuz she's not old enough yet. Yeah.
sad cuz she's not old enough yet. Yeah. So what he has doesn't have social
So what he has doesn't have social context and he just likes to climb.
context and he just likes to climb. >> So what?
>> So what? >> My thing is why doesn't he make it
>> My thing is why doesn't he make it harder and climb greased?
harder and climb greased? >> And climb what?
>> And climb what? >> Greece like this [ __ ] like slippery.
>> Greece like this [ __ ] like slippery. >> He's all chocked up.
>> He's all chocked up. >> That's confusing cuz he said climb
>> That's confusing cuz he said climb grease and I thought he meant the
grease and I thought he meant the nation.
nation. >> Oh, maybe it is just off camera. We
>> Oh, maybe it is just off camera. We should grease him and then he should
should grease him and then he should climb something.
climb something. >> If you want if you're the guy who can't
>> If you want if you're the guy who can't get your [ __ ] dick hard in the
get your [ __ ] dick hard in the morning unless you're doing crazy [ __ ]
morning unless you're doing crazy [ __ ] like climbing buildings and awesome
like climbing buildings and awesome walls, then I don't want know why you
walls, then I don't want know why you don't make it crazy harder and grease
don't make it crazy harder and grease up.
up. >> Okay, here's the thing. He's already
>> Okay, here's the thing. He's already making it crazy harder. He's not using a
making it crazy harder. He's not using a rope.
rope. >> That's the thing.
>> That's the thing. >> But he's chocked.
>> But he's chocked. >> He's chocked.
>> He's chocked. >> He's chocked for extra grip.
>> He's chocked for extra grip. >> He's chocked. Like he has chalk.
>> He's chocked. Like he has chalk. >> Make sure his grip is a little bit
>> Make sure his grip is a little bit weird. So you that's just signing up to
weird. So you that's just signing up to die.
die. >> He's not going to die. No one dies.
>> He's not going to die. No one dies. >> He would die. Free solo climbers die. No
>> He would die. Free solo climbers die. No one dies. Nobody dies.
one dies. Nobody dies. >> Do you know what the the movie The
>> Do you know what the the movie The Alpenist is?
Alpenist is? >> Oh no.
>> Oh no. >> A fictional dramaticization
>> A fictional dramaticization >> with Adrian Brody and he tries to open a
>> with Adrian Brody and he tries to open a can of [ __ ] It's a conspiracy.
can of [ __ ] It's a conspiracy. >> Here's the deal, bro. Nobody [ __ ]
>> Here's the deal, bro. Nobody [ __ ] died. Oh, 33 accents. 11 were fatal from
died. Oh, 33 accents. 11 were fatal from free soloing since the 50s.
free soloing since the 50s. >> 11? No, that's only the flat irons in
>> 11? No, that's only the flat irons in Colorado.
Colorado. >> Shout out to Flat Iron.
>> Shout out to Flat Iron. >> 11 out of 33 accidents.
>> 11 out of 33 accidents. >> There were three free solid deaths in
>> There were three free solid deaths in SoCal alone.
SoCal alone. >> I'm just saying, bro. It's like I'm not
>> I'm just saying, bro. It's like I'm not impressed.
impressed. >> You're not impressed. Would you be more
>> You're not impressed. Would you be more impressed if he played Volibear in a
impressed if he played Volibear in a challenger lobby and won?
challenger lobby and won? >> If his hands were greased? Yeah.
>> If his hands were greased? Yeah. >> What if they weren't greased and they're
>> What if they weren't greased and they're chocked?
chocked? >> Typical Alex.
>> Typical Alex. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> Typical Alex Arnold.
>> Typical Alex Arnold. >> Typical Alex Arnold.
>> Typical Alex Arnold. >> Just rushing Dusk and Dawn. I mean, how
>> Just rushing Dusk and Dawn. I mean, how many people are able to free solo
many people are able to free solo like Taipei but also win a challenger
like Taipei but also win a challenger game?
game? >> I Dude, that's what I'm saying.
>> I Dude, that's what I'm saying. >> I mean, Sanch is pretty ripped now.
>> I mean, Sanch is pretty ripped now. Maybe he could.
Maybe he could. >> Sanch might be the first at climbing
>> Sanch might be the first at climbing though. I'll tell you what, we won't
though. I'll tell you what, we won't climb any other Yeah.
climb any other Yeah. >> Oh, no.
>> Oh, no. >> Couldn't put it together.
>> Couldn't put it together. >> He's a little scaredy-cat.
>> He's a little scaredy-cat. >> No, he can't get there then. He can't do
>> No, he can't get there then. He can't do it.
it. >> He get there though. He's pretty strong.
>> He get there though. He's pretty strong. >> I'm Bro, I just want I watch stuff like
>> I'm Bro, I just want I watch stuff like that. You guys are saying to me, "That's
that. You guys are saying to me, "That's not even this most impressive shit." And
not even this most impressive shit." And I'm saying, "Let's [ __ ] grease that
I'm saying, "Let's [ __ ] grease that nasty pig,"
nasty pig," >> dude. Okay,
>> dude. Okay, >> I think I think a greased up Alex Hold
>> I think I think a greased up Alex Hold with a rope climbing would be
with a rope climbing would be interesting.
interesting. >> And I'm behind him. I'm trying to catch
>> And I'm behind him. I'm trying to catch him.
him. >> Had to watch that.
>> Had to watch that. >> And I'm like, "I can't get you. You're
>> And I'm like, "I can't get you. You're so slippery, bro.
so slippery, bro. >> You're on like one of those like tents
>> You're on like one of those like tents that they pitch like halfway up the
that they pitch like halfway up the >> I'm like, "Come on, climb past me."
>> I'm like, "Come on, climb past me." >> It's Alex Hnold free soloing, but us
>> It's Alex Hnold free soloing, but us three have bow and arrows or us four bow
three have bow and arrows or us four bow and arrows. Like it's Minecraft
and arrows. Like it's Minecraft >> and we're skeletons and we're trying to
>> and we're skeletons and we're trying to knock.
knock. >> Does Alice Hold have a copper helmet on?
>> Does Alice Hold have a copper helmet on? >> Yeah, does he have a copper helmet?
>> Yeah, does he have a copper helmet? >> Yeah. Well, that wouldn't be really
>> Yeah. Well, that wouldn't be really entertaining.
entertaining. >> But any single hold could just reveal
>> But any single hold could just reveal lava.
lava. >> Well, it would be more like an orondo if
>> Well, it would be more like an orondo if you think about it.
you think about it. >> Okay, explain
>> Okay, explain >> the archers.
>> the archers. >> Yep. And they knock you off.
>> Yep. And they knock you off. Bows are crazy.
Bows are crazy. >> And they're great bows. Lovely.
>> And they're great bows. Lovely. >> Yeah. And they have some hoodba to them.
>> Yeah. And they have some hoodba to them. >> Okay. It's Alex Pald. One great bow. one
>> Okay. It's Alex Pald. One great bow. one and Orlando Archer
and Orlando Archer >> and his kids are watching, but it
>> and his kids are watching, but it doesn't matter because they won't
doesn't matter because they won't remember cuz they're so young.
remember cuz they're so young. >> Then Aiden and Yingling are orange and
>> Then Aiden and Yingling are orange and smell.
smell. >> Okay, I like that. You guys, Dude, you
>> Okay, I like that. You guys, Dude, you guys should do that for Halloween.
guys should do that for Halloween. >> Or would be awesome.
>> Or would be awesome. >> That would be tough as [ __ ]
>> That would be tough as [ __ ] >> dude. Have you played Dark Souls 1?
>> dude. Have you played Dark Souls 1? >> No.
>> No. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah, >> never mind.
>> never mind. >> Look up Ornstein smell
>> Look up Ornstein smell >> after Diablo.
>> after Diablo. >> Or are you an Atro for lemonade sand?
>> Or are you an Atro for lemonade sand? >> Wow.
>> Wow. >> You play double Ornstein? Really? Wow.
>> You play double Ornstein? Really? Wow. >> I mean, I [ __ ] it up.
>> I mean, I [ __ ] it up. >> Double smoke. It's hard to know which
>> Double smoke. It's hard to know which one's which. I don't blame you for that.
one's which. I don't blame you for that. I think I made fun of any told someone
I think I made fun of any told someone in the office. He's like, "Oh, yeah. I
in the office. He's like, "Oh, yeah. I drive the uh the Honda Fit." And I under
drive the uh the Honda Fit." And I under my voice was like, "Interesting." And he
my voice was like, "Interesting." And he heard it. He's just like, "Shut up."
heard it. He's just like, "Shut up." >> It's It's really getting to him and I
>> It's It's really getting to him and I like it.
like it. >> Dude is on It's been so funny cuz Ari
>> Dude is on It's been so funny cuz Ari keeps adding more stickers to the back
keeps adding more stickers to the back of the car and they share it. So, like
of the car and they share it. So, like just recently I was looking and it says
just recently I was looking and it says number one bug collector on the back and
number one bug collector on the back and like she
like she >> just random [ __ ]
>> just random [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. She just keeps adding new
>> Yeah. Yeah. She just keeps adding new ones.
ones. >> This [ __ ] looking like the uh the yard
>> This [ __ ] looking like the uh the yard sign that says like uh science is real
sign that says like uh science is real in this house
in this house >> and black lives matter
>> and black lives matter >> and women's rights are human rights.
>> and women's rights are human rights. >> I should start just getting stickers and
>> I should start just getting stickers and throwing them on y'all's cars.
throwing them on y'all's cars. >> What? No. What? I'd beat the dog beat
>> What? No. What? I'd beat the dog beat the dog [ __ ] out of you when he he wrote
the dog [ __ ] out of you when he he wrote I'm a pedophile into mine.
I'm a pedophile into mine. >> I did. I did do that on the back of your
>> I did. I did do that on the back of your dirty dog [ __ ] if I put coexist on your
dirty dog [ __ ] if I put coexist on your car. A really good message. And you put
car. A really good message. And you put I'm a car but with the blue line through
I'm a car but with the blue line through it.
it. >> Yep.
>> Yep. >> Yep.
>> Yep. >> And the X isn't that
>> And the X isn't that >> it's a Punisher logo. Well, he would do
>> it's a Punisher logo. Well, he would do coexist on my car and I put the one that
coexist on my car and I put the one that says fiction.
>> What? What? He's [ __ ] screaming 90 down to 30. You know how he does.
down to 30. You know how he does. >> Baby on board on the right, student
>> Baby on board on the right, student driver on the left.
driver on the left. >> I have a DUI on the bumper.
>> I have a DUI on the bumper. >> What about that?
>> What about that? >> That's a guy with so many so many
>> That's a guy with so many so many weapons.
weapons. >> Someone getting closer to read them all
>> Someone getting closer to read them all than like backing up as they get the
than like backing up as they get the context.
context. >> Pregnant and hungry.
>> Pregnant and hungry. >> Oh, a [ __ ]
>> Oh, a [ __ ] >> Pregnant and fed. And it's like it's
>> Pregnant and fed. And it's like it's like one's blue, one's pink, and we're
like one's blue, one's pink, and we're like a couple.
like a couple. >> I want to experience pregnancy hunger
>> I want to experience pregnancy hunger one time.
one time. >> Yeah. You want to eat like chalk or you
>> Yeah. You want to eat like chalk or you want to crave chocolate?
want to crave chocolate? >> Yeah. Like something crazy cuz like the
>> Yeah. Like something crazy cuz like the baby inside me is going insane.
baby inside me is going insane. >> I want sardines and and motor oil. I
>> I want sardines and and motor oil. I have that.
have that. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> They blame it on the baby, but it's just
>> They blame it on the baby, but it's just them now.
them now. >> It's just them. They're always blaming
>> It's just them. They're always blaming it on the Oh, the babies want to eat
it on the Oh, the babies want to eat sard. You just want to eat [ __ ]
sard. You just want to eat [ __ ] sardines and motor oil.
sardines and motor oil. >> Yeah, but what is But they don't want to
>> Yeah, but what is But they don't want to do that normally. No, they low key.
do that normally. No, they low key. >> Oh,
>> Oh, >> I think they lowkey do
>> I think they lowkey do >> because
>> because >> Oh, no.
>> Oh, no. >> I think they're actually releasing their
>> I think they're actually releasing their inhibitions to actually eat what they
inhibitions to actually eat what they want to eat.
want to eat. >> Feel, right?
>> Feel, right? >> Which is laundry, detergent, and shock.
>> Which is laundry, detergent, and shock. >> Yeah. My my health teacher in high
>> Yeah. My my health teacher in high school told me it's because like their
school told me it's because like their bodies can like sense what nutrients
bodies can like sense what nutrients they're deficient in. This is kind of
they're deficient in. This is kind of what this is validating. And they're
what this is validating. And they're like, "Oh, I need all that right now.
like, "Oh, I need all that right now. >> I need
>> I need >> And their body is like, yes, you want
>> And their body is like, yes, you want that thing. You want it. You want it."
that thing. You want it. You want it." Like
Like >> but then I was kind of in my head. My
>> but then I was kind of in my head. My first thought is like well then like
first thought is like well then like kind of like how's Advil know where the
kind of like how's Advil know where the pain is? Like how does their body know
pain is? Like how does their body know what then what's in that?
what then what's in that? >> Yeah. And why does her body like
>> Yeah. And why does her body like >> cuz I don't know what's in chalk.
>> cuz I don't know what's in chalk. >> Uh he was like iron or some [ __ ]
>> Uh he was like iron or some [ __ ] >> I don't remember what it was.
>> I don't remember what it was. >> And we know that [ __ ]
>> And we know that [ __ ] >> some sort of apparently our bodies can
>> some sort of apparently our bodies can sense it.
sense it. >> The problem is that we are allowing
>> The problem is that we are allowing women to lie while they're pregnant when
women to lie while they're pregnant when we shouldn't be.
we shouldn't be. >> I think that's the one time they're
>> I think that's the one time they're allowed to lie.
allowed to lie. >> They should be standing all the time.
>> They should be standing all the time. They should be for they should be
They should be for they should be heavily disincentivized from lying by
heavily disincentivized from lying by crime
crime >> uh punishment.
>> uh punishment. >> I think they should get half off of
>> I think they should get half off of factor meals.
factor meals. >> They're pregnant.
>> They're pregnant. >> Have to be the ones boxing the factor
>> Have to be the ones boxing the factor mills when they're pregnant.
mills when they're pregnant. >> Well, factory has some employees to
>> Well, factory has some employees to replace.
replace. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah, >> dude. I saw this video of like a guy
>> dude. I saw this video of like a guy like this Chinese guy in a factory who
like this Chinese guy in a factory who like paints like he he like does metal
like paints like he he like does metal working or something and it's a really
working or something and it's a really shitty job and he's wearing like a mask
shitty job and he's wearing like a mask and he just looks like a silver man
and he just looks like a silver man >> and I'm like that should be a pregnant
>> and I'm like that should be a pregnant woman.
woman. >> Right.
>> Right. >> Right. Yeah.
>> Right. Yeah. >> Like that's like put them to work. Get
>> Like that's like put them to work. Get them free up the silver man.
them free up the silver man. >> That's how I felt when I watched that
>> That's how I felt when I watched that video of the the the guy in China who's
video of the the the guy in China who's like testing 50 vapes a second on the
like testing 50 vapes a second on the line.
line. >> Pregnant women are could be a pregnant
>> Pregnant women are could be a pregnant woman.
woman. >> So, we got to think of best pregnant
>> So, we got to think of best pregnant women jobs.
women jobs. >> Um,
>> Um, >> that's our next tier list for when
>> that's our next tier list for when Lwig's gone.
Lwig's gone. >> Okay. I
>> Okay. I >> The best pregnant women jobs tier list.
>> The best pregnant women jobs tier list. Yeah,
Yeah, >> I will say I'd click on that.
>> I will say I'd click on that. >> I want to do it badly.
>> I want to do it badly. >> I'd be like I'll be like, what do they
>> I'd be like I'll be like, what do they have to say?
have to say? >> And we all have to bring 30 jobs.
>> And we all have to bring 30 jobs. >> I do think this one is the I think
>> I do think this one is the I think Aiden's right. I sent I sent the clip
Aiden's right. I sent I sent the clip just to take it a little a little
just to take it a little a little reminder. Is everybody can pull it up.
reminder. Is everybody can pull it up. Murder what?
Murder what? >> Of the of the vaping clip. I do think
>> Of the of the vaping clip. I do think it's number one. I think it's
it's number one. I think it's >> S tier.
>> S tier. >> What's funny is the pregnant women are
>> What's funny is the pregnant women are on the way to having the hardest job in
on the way to having the hardest job in the world, which is being a mother. If
the world, which is being a mother. If you think about it,
you think about it, >> what if I'm the kid?
>> what if I'm the kid? >> I think if but here's the deal. If the
>> I think if but here's the deal. If the if the mother is the hardest job to have
if the mother is the hardest job to have in the world, then they should be able
in the world, then they should be able to do any job beneath it, right?
to do any job beneath it, right? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> So, I don't understand. So, do I get do
>> So, I don't understand. So, do I get do I get this product with this guy's
I get this product with this guy's [ __ ] mouth on it?
[ __ ] mouth on it? >> No. He's testing the products in the
>> No. He's testing the products in the line.
line. >> [ __ ] He looks gone, dude.
>> [ __ ] He looks gone, dude. Dude, this is this is what my [ __ ]
Dude, this is this is what my [ __ ] Yasawo is doing.
Yasawo is doing. >> This has to be a joke. This isn't real.
>> This has to be a joke. This isn't real. >> This is unironically cam on tip to tip.
>> This is unironically cam on tip to tip. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. >> This is going to be us and Macau.
>> This is going to be us and Macau. >> Did they really change Tik Tok? You're
>> Did they really change Tik Tok? You're the one that uses it.
the one that uses it. >> Uh yeah, it's not even I can't even
>> Uh yeah, it's not even I can't even upload a video on Tik Tok. Why?
upload a video on Tik Tok. Why? >> It's all [ __ ] up. America finally has
>> It's all [ __ ] up. America finally has majority sharing it.
majority sharing it. >> Well, they sold the company, right?
>> Well, they sold the company, right? >> It's like all [ __ ] up and I can't even
>> It's like all [ __ ] up and I can't even like upload a video. Like
like upload a video. Like >> like I can't upload the FaceTime of me
>> like I can't upload the FaceTime of me talking to Lois while his butt ass in
talking to Lois while his butt ass in that bathroom eating chicken wings.
that bathroom eating chicken wings. >> Like I uploaded one yesterday. It has
>> Like I uploaded one yesterday. It has zero views and I think it's just
zero views and I think it's just unlisted.
unlisted. >> I think you just guy who fell off.
>> I think you just guy who fell off. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> No motion. It just has zero views.
>> No motion. It just has zero views. >> It's so Why do I Why? I used to get the
>> It's so Why do I Why? I used to get the views and now I don't.
views and now I don't. >> And then I uploaded one today and has 78
>> And then I uploaded one today and has 78 views.
views. >> 78. Hey.
>> 78. Hey. >> Wait. You got 78 views only. Actually I
>> Wait. You got 78 views only. Actually I have one zero and one was 78. Yeah. And
have one zero and one was 78. Yeah. And then I uploaded the same time. That was
then I uploaded the same time. That was an hour ago. I uploaded the same time on
an hour ago. I uploaded the same time on Instagram. I was like, got 80K.
Instagram. I was like, got 80K. >> Damn.
>> Damn. >> And it doesn't make sense.
>> And it doesn't make sense. >> Wow.
>> Wow. >> They're trying to silence you, bro.
>> They're trying to silence you, bro. >> Uh trying to silence the people talking
>> Uh trying to silence the people talking about [ __ ] ICE, bro.
about [ __ ] ICE, bro. >> We need a pregnant woman to buy Tik Tok.
>> We need a pregnant woman to buy Tik Tok. >> We need a pregnant that dude. I think
>> We need a pregnant that dude. I think that's an easier job, though.
that's an easier job, though. >> Tik Tok. Yeah.
>> Tik Tok. Yeah. >> Easier than what? than the vape job or
>> Easier than what? than the vape job or >> being a mother or the person who puts
>> being a mother or the person who puts aglets on shoelaces.
aglets on shoelaces. >> Like these are way harder jobs.
>> Like these are way harder jobs. >> The editor for Lemonade Sand.
>> The editor for Lemonade Sand. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. >> Imagine.
>> Imagine. >> Might as well be [ __ ] AI.
>> Might as well be [ __ ] AI. >> Listen, the whole [ __ ] thing might be
>> Listen, the whole [ __ ] thing might be [ __ ] Doug Doug robot AI.
[ __ ] Doug Doug robot AI. >> It's the the people they've brought on
>> It's the the people they've brought on >> are untrustable.
>> are untrustable. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm. >> Untrustable. Brandon Mayor Scott.
>> Untrustable. Brandon Mayor Scott. Brandon Mayor Scott.
Brandon Mayor Scott. >> That's the guy who made the uh national
>> That's the guy who made the uh national anthem.
anthem. >> Yeah. Yeah. When he was in that castle,
>> Yeah. Yeah. When he was in that castle, >> thought he was going to die
>> thought he was going to die >> and then he decided to sing a song for
>> and then he decided to sing a song for his
his >> ramp parts didn't fall that day.
>> ramp parts didn't fall that day. >> Patriots in control. Never forget that
>> Patriots in control. Never forget that LS [ __ ]
LS [ __ ] >> Mayor Baltimore, super nice to meet you.
>> Mayor Baltimore, super nice to meet you. Is it pink? Cuz I am I am hearing this.
Is it pink? Cuz I am I am hearing this. Many people are wondering if
Many people are wondering if >> if it's in fact pink.
>> if it's in fact pink. >> Is it a man or a woman that's the mayor
>> Is it a man or a woman that's the mayor mayor of Baltimore?
mayor of Baltimore? >> A man.
>> A man. >> I knew this before asking.
>> I knew this before asking. >> Nobody's Nobody is
>> Nobody's Nobody is Well, what did Brandon Scott say?
Well, what did Brandon Scott say? >> He's asking Brandon Scott that.
>> He's asking Brandon Scott that. >> What was your most hard-hitting
>> What was your most hard-hitting question?
question? >> My most hard-hitting question,
>> My most hard-hitting question, >> dude. Did you put the feet to his fires?
>> dude. Did you put the feet to his fires? >> You don't care.
>> You don't care. >> I care, bro.
>> I care, bro. >> We care. We guys You guys don't care.
>> We care. We guys You guys don't care. Yeah, guys. We care. [ __ ] I
Yeah, guys. We care. [ __ ] I You GUYS THINK I DO? YOU GUYS THINK I GO
You GUYS THINK I DO? YOU GUYS THINK I GO OVER THE OTHER PODCAST and I do gay [ __ ]
OVER THE OTHER PODCAST and I do gay [ __ ] with my gay friends and I [ __ ]
with my gay friends and I [ __ ] straight
straight >> and Perry Perry just beats off instead
>> and Perry Perry just beats off instead of filming anything.
of filming anything. I know I know we we kiss each other and
I know I know we we kiss each other and do Turboax ad reads and then and then we
do Turboax ad reads and then and then we and then we wish we wish we were doing
and then we wish we wish we were doing them from Netanyahu or something.
them from Netanyahu or something. >> Dude, he's he's nailing me to the wall
>> Dude, he's he's nailing me to the wall right now. I don't know what to say.
right now. I don't know what to say. >> That's what you guys think we [ __ ]
>> That's what you guys think we [ __ ] do. I I am genuinely curious how your
do. I I am genuinely curious how your conversation with Brennan Scott went.
conversation with Brennan Scott went. >> You don't give a [ __ ]
>> You don't give a [ __ ] >> because honestly, the only way I'll ever
>> because honestly, the only way I'll ever find out about it is if you tell me
find out about it is if you tell me because I'm sure you didn't record his
because I'm sure you didn't record his audio. Okay. So, I would just like to
audio. Okay. So, I would just like to hear
hear >> where it stings, bro.
>> where it stings, bro. >> I would just like to hear anecdotally.
>> I would just like to hear anecdotally. >> Did this happen?
>> Did this happen? >> Yes. Dude,
>> Yes. Dude, >> Aiden did three interviews with people
>> Aiden did three interviews with people Venezuela.
Venezuela. >> Oh, no.
>> Oh, no. Their audio. So, it's just Aiden going
Their audio. So, it's just Aiden going like, "Mhm."
like, "Mhm." >> Oh, wow. Like, Mr. Beast,
>> Oh, wow. Like, Mr. Beast, >> did you like Maduro?
>> did you like Maduro? >> Did you transcribe it at least?
>> Did you transcribe it at least? >> Yeah. Surprised. They didn't like it.
>> Yeah. Surprised. They didn't like it. >> And then and then and then be like,
>> And then and then and then be like, "Look, can you hold that thought? Can I
"Look, can you hold that thought? Can I tell you about Turboex for a second?"
tell you about Turboex for a second?" >> Sorry, I have to do this one.
>> Sorry, I have to do this one. >> It's called B2B.
>> You guys are [ __ ] You know what? >> You did have that Netany and Yahoo
>> You did have that Netany and Yahoo birthday cake, which I thought was
birthday cake, which I thought was weird.
weird. >> Yeah, that was weird. You guys keep me
>> Yeah, that was weird. You guys keep me down. This is going to be my year.
down. This is going to be my year. >> 2022 is going to be my year.
>> 2022 is going to be my year. >> Year of the Aiden
>> Year of the Aiden >> on this show. Aiden, let me tell you
>> on this show. Aiden, let me tell you something.
something. >> Showman's year.
>> Showman's year. >> It can't be your year because Patriots
>> It can't be your year because Patriots are in control.
are in control. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm. >> Okay. So, you're going to fall in line
>> Okay. So, you're going to fall in line now.
now. >> Or you're going to find out what
>> Or you're going to find out what happened.
happened. >> That contractor is going to [ __ ] kill
>> That contractor is going to [ __ ] kill you, bro.
you, bro. >> You show it to Baltimore again, he's
>> You show it to Baltimore again, he's going to [ __ ] kill you.
going to [ __ ] kill you. >> That's cuz he had been activated.
>> That's cuz he had been activated. >> Here's the thing.
>> Here's the thing. >> He won't kill me because he wouldn't
>> He won't kill me because he wouldn't want to ruin the homicide statistics.
want to ruin the homicide statistics. >> Why do you think he got into contact
>> Why do you think he got into contact with you? Who do you think put that
with you? Who do you think put that together?
together? >> You think that was random chandom you
>> You think that was random chandom you are doing? Nothing is a coincidence.
are doing? Nothing is a coincidence. >> He was a political contact introduced us
>> He was a political contact introduced us to him and then he
to him and then he >> Oh, interesting.
>> Oh, interesting. >> And who was that context contact,
>> And who was that context contact, >> right?
>> right? >> Yeah, right.
>> Yeah, right. >> Yeah. He just knew to say doctor.
>> Yeah. He just knew to say doctor. >> You don't [ __ ] think.
>> You don't [ __ ] think. >> So you don't even [ __ ] think, bro.
>> So you don't even [ __ ] think, bro. Nothing enters that little head of
Nothing enters that little head of yours, bro.
yours, bro. >> Just Apple AirPod Max's Xiaomi products
>> Just Apple AirPod Max's Xiaomi products >> and Shen Yune attendances.
>> and Shen Yune attendances. >> And Shen Yune attendances. You're a
>> And Shen Yune attendances. You're a [ __ ] lifetime member.
[ __ ] lifetime member. >> We should go to Shen Yun.
>> We should go to Shen Yun. >> You guys. No. Do not do this. You
>> You guys. No. Do not do this. You bitched me. You all bitched me.
bitched me. You all bitched me. >> Why would we [ __ ] you?
>> Why would we [ __ ] you? >> Because I wanted to go to the Erica Kirk
>> Because I wanted to go to the Erica Kirk rally in Riverside and no one said the
rally in Riverside and no one said the [ __ ] no one said anything. Kelly's
[ __ ] no one said anything. Kelly's the only guy who said I would go, but I
the only guy who said I would go, but I don't want to go that far. And I'm like,
don't want to go that far. And I'm like, that's fine.
that's fine. >> I'm sorry. I can't say I want to go to
>> I'm sorry. I can't say I want to go to Shen Yun because I didn't go to the
Shen Yun because I didn't go to the Erica Kirk rally with you.
Erica Kirk rally with you. >> Yes, we do [ __ ] together. But if I want
>> Yes, we do [ __ ] together. But if I want to do something, you guys [ __ ] say
to do something, you guys [ __ ] say no.
no. >> Together. We do [ __ ] together.
>> Together. We do [ __ ] together. >> Yeah, but I was You're finally like,
>> Yeah, but I was You're finally like, "Oh, you never do anything. This is
"Oh, you never do anything. This is something we all do together." And no
something we all do together." And no one wanted to go to the Erica Kirk
one wanted to go to the Erica Kirk rally. You go by yourself. We have to
rally. You go by yourself. We have to tell him we went to the Erica Kirk
tell him we went to the Erica Kirk rally.
rally. >> No, you didn't.
>> No, you didn't. >> Yeah, we did.
>> Yeah, we did. >> All right, dude. Yeah.
>> All right, dude. Yeah. >> Then how was it?
>> Then how was it? >> I mean
>> I mean >> I mean it wasn't great.
>> I mean it wasn't great. >> It was conflicting really inside cuz
>> It was conflicting really inside cuz like cuz like you know that's what I
like cuz like you know that's what I wanted to do.
wanted to do. >> I wanted to hate it but I couldn't look
>> I wanted to hate it but I couldn't look away.
away. >> And the dance routine.
>> And the dance routine. >> Yeah. Well, that's what I wanted to see.
>> Yeah. Well, that's what I wanted to see. >> And then Lil Little Yachty came out.
>> And then Lil Little Yachty came out. >> They worked so hard on it. Yeah. Lil
>> They worked so hard on it. Yeah. Lil Yachty.
Yachty. >> In a word, it was like season five of
>> In a word, it was like season five of House of Cards.
House of Cards. >> Oh,
>> Oh, okay.
okay. Yeah. No, I get it.
Yeah. No, I get it. >> And you wanted to finish the show.
>> And you wanted to finish the show. >> You watched all of the show so far.
>> You watched all of the show so far. >> I just want to finish it.
>> I just want to finish it. >> That's so bad.
>> That's so bad. >> You guys [ __ ] You hope you bitched
>> You guys [ __ ] You hope you bitched me, bro. Kelby did come up to me. He was
me, bro. Kelby did come up to me. He was like, "Dude, it's in Riverside." And I
like, "Dude, it's in Riverside." And I was like,
was like, >> he's right.
>> he's right. >> I know. That's a long way.
>> I know. That's a long way. >> And then what am I doing? I'm going to
>> And then what am I doing? I'm going to Riverside to like ironically attend my
Riverside to like ironically attend my second right-wing event.
>> What What would we actually do there? Genuine genuine question. You just go.
Genuine genuine question. You just go. You watch it. You observe everyone. You
You watch it. You observe everyone. You You look
You look >> Would you actually go?
>> Would you actually go? >> This is what I do. I went to when he
>> This is what I do. I went to when he when he was campaigning, I went to a
when he was campaigning, I went to a Trump rally in 2015.
Trump rally in 2015. >> Really?
>> Really? >> For real. Me and my little twink.
>> For real. Me and my little twink. >> Me and my me and my libd up friends.
>> Me and my me and my libd up friends. Weated. We went to vote. We voted for.
Weated. We went to vote. We voted for. >> But this is what I'm talking about. This
>> But this is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about at the time
is what I'm talking about at the time because he was he never won. He didn't
because he was he never won. He didn't seem like he was going to win. It was
seem like he was going to win. It was funny to go.
funny to go. >> It was like we'll go. We'll make fun of
>> It was like we'll go. We'll make fun of our stupid town that's showing up to
our stupid town that's showing up to this. We'll go make fun of the silly
this. We'll go make fun of the silly things he says. Now it doesn't feel
things he says. Now it doesn't feel super funny anymore.
super funny anymore. >> It doesn't. But I think there's a
>> It doesn't. But I think there's a difference between an Erica Kirk rally
difference between an Erica Kirk rally in 2026 and a Trump 2020 2015
in 2026 and a Trump 2020 2015 >> and wait for 2036.
>> and wait for 2036. >> Wait till you see our next [ __ ]
>> Wait till you see our next [ __ ] president, bro.
president, bro. >> Wait for 206. Guess who's [ __ ] next
>> Wait for 206. Guess who's [ __ ] next running this [ __ ] She's pregnant.
running this [ __ ] She's pregnant. >> She is pregnant. Oh man, that's a job.
>> She is pregnant. Oh man, that's a job. That's a job for a pregnant woman. is
That's a job for a pregnant woman. is doing awesome fireworks dance routines.
doing awesome fireworks dance routines. Yeah, I mean it would have been insane.
Yeah, I mean it would have been insane. I I I would have thought it was really
I I I would have thought it was really fun and we you know it's not like we're
fun and we you know it's not like we're going to go just looking at like like
going to go just looking at like like the whole time it's like let's go and
the whole time it's like let's go and experience something crazy
experience something crazy by going to that's the thing is
by going to that's the thing is >> but you didn't go to there
>> but you didn't go to there >> and Shunyun is probably not in Riverside
>> and Shunyun is probably not in Riverside >> maybe. Oh well the thing is it's two
>> maybe. Oh well the thing is it's two cults and you just chose the Chinese one
cults and you just chose the Chinese one and that's [ __ ] up. I'll I'll I'll
and that's [ __ ] up. I'll I'll I'll choose I would join whatever cult that's
choose I would join whatever cult that's within a 30 minute drive.
within a 30 minute drive. >> Honestly, that's fair. That's very
>> Honestly, that's fair. That's very That's a very
That's a very >> Erica in in the eastern part of Los
>> Erica in in the eastern part of Los Angeles. Ah, catch me there.
Angeles. Ah, catch me there. >> Catch me there.
>> Catch me there. >> I'm going to China this week. And
>> I'm going to China this week. And >> it's crazy. You're going two times in
>> it's crazy. You're going two times in two months.
two months. >> Yeah, I can't believe that.
>> Yeah, I can't believe that. >> He did it when he drove that damn car.
>> He did it when he drove that damn car. He went to France all that time.
He went to France all that time. >> Damn lot. But I have to learn a bunch of
>> Damn lot. But I have to learn a bunch of Chinese. You want to hear what I have to
Chinese. You want to hear what I have to learn?
learn? >> Yeah. Can you say hi? I am Lewig.
>> Yeah. Can you say hi? I am Lewig. >> Um, Niha Wshu Lewig.
>> Um, Niha Wshu Lewig. >> Nice. Well done.
>> Nice. Well done. >> Aiden gives you a lot.
>> Aiden gives you a lot. >> He He did it.
>> He He did it. >> Just the pronunciation. Is that really
>> Just the pronunciation. Is that really what you're Yeah.
what you're Yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> He has a neat pronunciation.
>> He has a neat pronunciation. >> Aiden's really the guy to talk to for
>> Aiden's really the guy to talk to for that.
that. >> Pronunciation is is low on the list of
>> Pronunciation is is low on the list of what you need.
what you need. >> Here's the deal. This is what they want
>> Here's the deal. This is what they want me to say. Bear in mind, this is two
me to say. Bear in mind, this is two minutes long.
minutes long. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. >> I'm just going to play 10 seconds.
I'll just I'll just fast forward. You're not getting that.
not getting that. >> You have to do this. That's [ __ ]
>> You have to do this. That's [ __ ] crazy.
crazy. >> I'll just fast forward a bit.
>> I'll just fast forward a bit. >> Dude, that's crazy.
>> Dude, that's crazy. >> You have to do this in the game.
>> You have to do this in the game. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Give me a blunt in 30 minutes, bro.
>> Give me a blunt in 30 minutes, bro. >> And I can do that [ __ ] backwards and
>> And I can do that [ __ ] backwards and forwards.
forwards. >> Say whatever the [ __ ] you want.
>> Say whatever the [ __ ] you want. >> Dude, I didn't know they were making you
>> Dude, I didn't know they were making you do Chinese voice lines.
do Chinese voice lines. >> Of course. The game's in Chinese. Yeah,
>> Of course. The game's in Chinese. Yeah, but I assume just like when you play the
but I assume just like when you play the game in Chinese and they translate it
game in Chinese and they translate it into English for you, they would do like
into English for you, they would do like Chinese subtitles for your English in
Chinese subtitles for your English in the game. That's what I assume because
the game. That's what I assume because you're re you're aren't you like a
you're re you're aren't you like a foreign traveler in the game or
foreign traveler in the game or something?
something? >> Yeah, but I'm not from England.
>> Yeah, but I'm not from England. >> Where are you from?
>> Where are you from? >> Another part of China.
>> Another part of China. >> The white man from another part of
>> The white man from another part of China.
China. >> He's in he's in America town in Beijing.
>> He's in he's in America town in Beijing. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. I'm here uh on the Jet program.
>> Yeah. I'm here uh on the Jet program. I'm teaching Chinese or excuse me,
I'm teaching Chinese or excuse me, English to Chinese citizens. White Boy
English to Chinese citizens. White Boy speaks impeccable Mandarin is his
speaks impeccable Mandarin is his character.
character. >> That is a lot, man. That is going to be
>> That is a lot, man. That is going to be the longest day in the studio of your
the longest day in the studio of your whole life.
whole life. >> Uh,
>> Uh, >> you think the shoots with Dan are bad
>> you think the shoots with Dan are bad when he's walking around playing with
when he's walking around playing with his ass?
his ass? >> And they are bad. I do say that. Say
>> And they are bad. I do say that. Say these are [ __ ] bad.
these are [ __ ] bad. >> You're playing with your ass, Dan.
>> You're playing with your ass, Dan. >> Your ass. You be playing with that [ __ ]
>> Your ass. You be playing with that [ __ ] all day.
all day. >> I'm smelling all over your [ __ ] hand,
>> I'm smelling all over your [ __ ] hand, Dan. And now I'm going have to be in
Dan. And now I'm going have to be in that, too. Yeah. Ripping some Chinese.
that, too. Yeah. Ripping some Chinese. So, if anyone out there is a Chinese
So, if anyone out there is a Chinese speaker, if you want to hit me up, we
speaker, if you want to hit me up, we just go hop on hop on uh Discord for 4
just go hop on hop on uh Discord for 4 hours.
hours. >> Yeah. Undivided.
>> Yeah. Undivided. >> I would love to hang out with you is
>> I would love to hang out with you is what he's saying. If you want to hit him
what he's saying. If you want to hit him up,
up, >> you could just do you could do one of
>> you could just do you could do one of those polyglot uh videos where you where
those polyglot uh videos where you where you how much how much I became fluent in
you how much how much I became fluent in Chinese in 30 days.
Chinese in 30 days. >> Except it's four days that I have.
>> Except it's four days that I have. >> Yeah, but for tip for tip to tip, dude,
>> Yeah, but for tip for tip to tip, dude, you're owned. I record this on Friday.
you're owned. I record this on Friday. >> You're going to go there to do it?
>> You're going to go there to do it? >> Yeah, I'm going to China.
>> Yeah, I'm going to China. >> Why don't you just do it overseas?
>> Why don't you just do it overseas? >> What?
>> What? >> Your only job is to give them voice
>> Your only job is to give them voice lines. You can send that electronically.
lines. You can send that electronically. >> It's a video.
>> It's a video. >> It's a video product.
>> It's a video product. >> Video product
>> Video product >> that's filmed. It's It's high definition
>> that's filmed. It's It's high definition video and also audio.
video and also audio. >> Oh, that's cool.
>> Oh, that's cool. >> And then they're putting all that in the
>> And then they're putting all that in the game.
game. >> Yes.
>> Yes. >> And you pop up and I'll be
>> And you pop up and I'll be >> as video.
>> as video. >> As video. Oh my god. Let
>> As video. Oh my god. Let >> me ask you something. Did you ever ask
>> me ask you something. Did you ever ask these people along the along the way,
these people along the along the way, how do we get slime involved?
how do we get slime involved? >> Uh, I in a way, yes.
>> Uh, I in a way, yes. >> It's funny cuz I said, "How do we get
>> It's funny cuz I said, "How do we get Northern Line involved?"
Northern Line involved?" >> You're right.
>> You're right. >> And if I brought you, they probably
>> And if I brought you, they probably wouldn't be able to tell.
wouldn't be able to tell. >> They have no idea.
>> They have no idea. >> Mr. Lion, so nice to meet you.
>> Mr. Lion, so nice to meet you. >> You get away with that. When I bring you
>> You get away with that. When I bring you the glasses, they would probably be so
the glasses, they would probably be so [ __ ] [ __ ] funny.
[ __ ] [ __ ] funny. >> Oh man. Yeah. And it's just like the
>> Oh man. Yeah. And it's just like the game comes out like months a year later
game comes out like months a year later and it's just like featuring Northern
and it's just like featuring Northern Lion.
Lion. >> I think the game's supposed to come out
>> I think the game's supposed to come out in March.
in March. >> Oh, that's fast turnaround.
>> Oh, that's fast turnaround. >> It is a fast turnaround.
>> It is a fast turnaround. >> Oh my god. Speed run it, bro.
>> Oh my god. Speed run it, bro. >> It's not really a speedrunnable in the
>> It's not really a speedrunnable in the sense that it's like a story game.
sense that it's like a story game. >> That's why it'd be such a competitive
>> That's why it'd be such a competitive category for you because you could like
category for you because you could like get to the top really fast.
get to the top really fast. >> I guess I could. Yeah, there the
>> I guess I could. Yeah, there the competition would be low.
competition would be low. >> Yeah, that's good for you.
>> Yeah, that's good for you. >> It'd be like Mad Dog McCree. You guys
>> It'd be like Mad Dog McCree. You guys ever play that game? Mm-m.
ever play that game? Mm-m. >> That's the guy from Overwatch.
>> That's the guy from Overwatch. >> Is it pull up Mad Dog? Is it McCree?
>> Is it pull up Mad Dog? Is it McCree? Maybe. I think it's Mad Dog McCree. Pull
Maybe. I think it's Mad Dog McCree. Pull it up. It's a PC game. Yeah.
it up. It's a PC game. Yeah. >> Mad Dog McCree. Oh my god. Love this
>> Mad Dog McCree. Oh my god. Love this game,
game, >> dude. I had Organ Trail 3 on the
>> dude. I had Organ Trail 3 on the computer and it had this type of [ __ ]
computer and it had this type of [ __ ] where a man talks to you.
where a man talks to you. >> It's a man. It's a video and he's in an
>> It's a man. It's a video and he's in an old western town. He talks to you.
old western town. He talks to you. >> Oh, yeah.
>> Oh, yeah. >> And you
>> And you >> when you shoot, does it just like get to
>> when you shoot, does it just like get to another video of him going, "Ow."
another video of him going, "Ow." >> You shoot like a win or lose. Yeah. And
>> You shoot like a win or lose. Yeah. And yeah, there's reactions. Yeah. Mad Dog
yeah, there's reactions. Yeah. Mad Dog McCree.
McCree. >> Sick aesthetic for a game.
>> Sick aesthetic for a game. >> You should play this [ __ ] I'll watch
>> You should play this [ __ ] I'll watch you play this [ __ ]
you play this [ __ ] >> Mad Dog McCree.
>> Mad Dog McCree. >> I'll watch your [ __ ] dumbass stream
>> I'll watch your [ __ ] dumbass stream now.
now. >> I haven't played it in maybe
>> I haven't played it in maybe 20 years.
20 years. >> Fire that [ __ ] up. Play it. Do a German
>> Fire that [ __ ] up. Play it. Do a German stream.
stream. >> Um, yeah, I could. I wonder if it holds
>> Um, yeah, I could. I wonder if it holds up. I can't believe they ported it to
up. I can't believe they ported it to the Wii. Is that real?
the Wii. Is that real? >> Yeah. I mean, it's point and click,
>> Yeah. I mean, it's point and click, right?
right? >> American laser games.
>> American laser games. >> McCree, rated T for tame.
>> McCree, rated T for tame. There's a there's a a melee joke in
There's a there's a a melee joke in there somewhere that I'm just not fast
there somewhere that I'm just not fast enough to find.
enough to find. >> Well, guys, did you [ __ ] did you
>> Well, guys, did you [ __ ] did you [ __ ] miss me? Cuz you guys ignore me
[ __ ] miss me? Cuz you guys ignore me the whole week pretty much.
the whole week pretty much. >> I watch your stream like so much.
>> I watch your stream like so much. >> No, I I watch your stream.
>> No, I I watch your stream. >> No, you [ __ ] don't. You came in
>> No, you [ __ ] don't. You came in because Yingling banned Yousef and I got
because Yingling banned Yousef and I got mad and I said, "Ying, leave you alone.
mad and I said, "Ying, leave you alone. You guys don't This has nothing to do
You guys don't This has nothing to do with you." And then Aiden came in and
with you." And then Aiden came in and said, "Is Yousef banned?" Good. Like
said, "Is Yousef banned?" Good. Like what the [ __ ] is going on?
what the [ __ ] is going on? >> What is going on? Why are you using
>> What is going on? Why are you using Slime Stream?
Slime Stream? >> We were mad at Yousef because he left
>> We were mad at Yousef because he left the stack and he wanted to go watch
the stack and he wanted to go watch Slime Stream and we So to keep him in
Slime Stream and we So to keep him in check, we banned him.
check, we banned him. >> No, he wanted to go study. He's being a
>> No, he wanted to go study. He's being a doctor. He wanted to go study.
doctor. He wanted to go study. >> He's also in med school. Whatever.
>> He's also in med school. Whatever. >> He literally said, "I have to do
>> He literally said, "I have to do homework." And detail.
homework." And detail. >> And then Yingling was like, "The table's
>> And then Yingling was like, "The table's hot. He [ __ ] us."
hot. He [ __ ] us." >> So you
>> So you >> The table was hot. And he did [ __ ] us.
>> The table was hot. And he did [ __ ] us. >> He left it. Why did he [ __ ] you? He left
>> He left it. Why did he [ __ ] you? He left when the table was home.
when the table was home. >> How many games did he play with you?
>> How many games did he play with you? >> He played two games.
>> He played two games. >> And how many did he say he'd play before
>> And how many did he say he'd play before it started?
it started? >> Uh, might have said a few.
>> Uh, might have said a few. >> He honestly I think he said one and then
>> He honestly I think he said one and then we managed to squeeze in two.
we managed to squeeze in two. >> This is the [ __ ] I have to deal with.
>> This is the [ __ ] I have to deal with. >> You're a disgusting pig, Aiden.
>> You're a disgusting pig, Aiden. >> This sounds so hot.
>> This sounds so hot. >> It sounds like a rich out.
>> It sounds like a rich out. >> I'm level eight on Face It. I'm level
>> I'm level eight on Face It. I'm level eight on Face It. And if Ysef had kept
eight on Face It. And if Ysef had kept playing with us, we could have keep.
playing with us, we could have keep. >> It sounds like a rich man at the table
>> It sounds like a rich man at the table with a big stack and a guy comes in with
with a big stack and a guy comes in with $100 and he says, "I'm going to play one
$100 and he says, "I'm going to play one hand 50 bucks." And he wins. Then he
hand 50 bucks." And he wins. Then he plays another 50 and wins. And then you
plays another 50 and wins. And then you guys are like, "Keep playing all night.
guys are like, "Keep playing all night. >> Keep playing. Keep
>> Keep playing. Keep >> gambling." But you can say that cuz you
>> gambling." But you can say that cuz you have a big awesome.
have a big awesome. >> Well, it's been fun cuz we have a little
>> Well, it's been fun cuz we have a little team and when the stack breaks up, it's
team and when the stack breaks up, it's not. We have a team that we practice
not. We have a team that we practice with with set hours for CS.
with with set hours for CS. >> No, you're a [ __ ] You're a a
>> No, you're a [ __ ] You're a a terrorist. You're a piece of [ __ ]
terrorist. You're a piece of [ __ ] Watching your CS streams make me actual
Watching your CS streams make me actual mad. And I get why people get mad on
mad. And I get why people get mad on Twitch. It's disgusting. That face.
Twitch. It's disgusting. That face. >> I can't even be I can't even be mad at
>> I can't even be I can't even be mad at you cuz the last time I tuned in, I
you cuz the last time I tuned in, I think you got that ace on dust. I was
think you got that ace on dust. I was like, "That's pretty."
like, "That's pretty." >> I think an ace on dust that you've been
>> I think an ace on dust that you've been quiet about.
quiet about. >> Why you been quiet about my ace on dust?
>> Why you been quiet about my ace on dust? >> He will. I think we talked about this
>> He will. I think we talked about this last time, but
last time, but >> ace on dust.
>> ace on dust. >> He cracks cases and then he didn't know
>> He cracks cases and then he didn't know that it shows the whole [ __ ] server
that it shows the whole [ __ ] server when you crack cases. And I I can't
when you crack cases. And I I can't handle it.
handle it. >> But Ray and Leslie are Leslie are
>> But Ray and Leslie are Leslie are serious about this. They're grinding
serious about this. They're grinding offline. They're messaging to like you
offline. They're messaging to like you have practicing.
have practicing. >> They want me in the stack, but I'm kind
>> They want me in the stack, but I'm kind of don't want to step on his action.
of don't want to step on his action. >> I feel like he wouldn't want me in the
>> I feel like he wouldn't want me in the stack.
stack. >> Step on my action.
>> Step on my action. >> I I have this feeling that if I got in
>> I I have this feeling that if I got in the stack, Lwig would feel like the
the stack, Lwig would feel like the limelight was
limelight was >> They asked me and I and I internally I
>> They asked me and I and I internally I said Lwig wouldn't want me there.
said Lwig wouldn't want me there. >> Exactly right. You feel like
>> Exactly right. You feel like >> I did the same thing.
>> I did the same thing. >> Yes. Thank god someone gets it.
>> Yes. Thank god someone gets it. >> You know, it's okay. Here's the deal is
>> You know, it's okay. Here's the deal is I would be happy for you guys to join
I would be happy for you guys to join the stack because you would quickly
the stack because you would quickly discover why I say no when they ask me
discover why I say no when they ask me to join the stack.
to join the stack. >> Wait, you and you play with them?
>> Wait, you and you play with them? >> I mean, occasionally.
>> I mean, occasionally. >> You play with them a lot. I won't
>> You play with them a lot. I won't >> I have I play with them a lot less than
>> I have I play with them a lot less than >> I get here.
>> I get here. >> Really?
>> Really? >> They Yeah, I play I've played like I
>> They Yeah, I play I've played like I don't know 10 games of CS in the past
don't know 10 games of CS in the past month, maybe. Maybe. I do think I do
month, maybe. Maybe. I do think I do think the the true
think the the true >> like the everybody seems motivated. It's
>> like the everybody seems motivated. It's cool. You're all playing a bunch. The
cool. You're all playing a bunch. The worst way to climb is all of you playing
worst way to climb is all of you playing together at once, I think.
together at once, I think. >> Yeah. When I cuz the goal is to hit 16K.
>> Yeah. When I cuz the goal is to hit 16K. Will you shut this We talked about this,
Will you shut this We talked about this, >> which I think you can all do. I think
>> which I think you can all do. I think it's just hardest if you stack together.
it's just hardest if you stack together. >> I'm not going to be playing with them.
>> I'm not going to be playing with them. >> I'm not going to be doing that.
>> I'm not going to be doing that. >> But you have to play together for like a
>> But you have to play together for like a tournament or something.
tournament or something. >> Yeah, that's fine. We cross that bridge,
>> Yeah, that's fine. We cross that bridge, we get there. I play by myself.
we get there. I play by myself. >> That's your ace, bro.
>> That's your ace, bro. >> This is my ace. Yeah. So, I I got a nade
>> This is my ace. Yeah. So, I I got a nade kill earlier off camera.
kill earlier off camera. >> Rocking out with the scout. Going to
>> Rocking out with the scout. Going to pick a shotgun.
pick a shotgun. >> Yeah, he loves the XM. He fires it at
>> Yeah, he loves the XM. He fires it at Palace. I've talked to you about that.
Palace. I've talked to you about that. >> Boom.
>> Boom. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> All right, we've we've got 37 HP and
>> All right, we've we've got 37 HP and armor. That's plenty.
armor. That's plenty. >> Is pretty low. We like that. It's where
>> Is pretty low. We like that. It's where their feet are.
their feet are. >> We're full stomping into sight.
>> We're full stomping into sight. >> Smart. Good flash. We saw that.
>> Smart. Good flash. We saw that. >> Pulling out our util.
>> Pulling out our util. >> Flashing himself pretty much.
>> Flashing himself pretty much. >> There's a good smoke. smoke and looking
>> There's a good smoke. smoke and looking away from it as if it's a wall that they
away from it as if it's a wall that they cannot walk through.
cannot walk through. >> Turn away from the nade. Smart.
>> Turn away from the nade. Smart. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> All dick. All dick, baby. All dick
>> All dick. All dick, baby. All dick shots. 18 HP. Last kill. Teammates
shots. 18 HP. Last kill. Teammates fallen. Not a bad play when you're low
fallen. Not a bad play when you're low HP here. I think this is good to mix up.
HP here. I think this is good to mix up. >> There's no way.
>> There's no way. >> Wait, you walked past each other.
>> Wait, you walked past each other. >> So, this is a great play. This is a
>> So, this is a great play. This is a great play.
great play. >> And then, oops. Sorry. Is that your
>> And then, oops. Sorry. Is that your head?
head? >> Wow.
>> Wow. >> And he plants for money.
>> And he plants for money. >> And he plants for [ __ ] money, bro.
>> And he plants for [ __ ] money, bro. That's a guy about his Brad Mogul moves.
That's a guy about his Brad Mogul moves. >> That's funny.
>> That's funny. >> Yeah. So, it's like I don't know. I'll
>> Yeah. So, it's like I don't know. I'll get there, but I'm not, you know,
get there, but I'm not, you know, 16K. It's whatever. But no, I I implore
16K. It's whatever. But no, I I implore you to cuz I think you'll it'll fracture
you to cuz I think you'll it'll fracture your relationship.
your relationship. >> I've played with him.
>> I've played with him. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah, >> I play with him.
>> I play with him. >> And how was it?
>> And how was it? >> It's great.
>> It's great. >> Why is it great?
>> Why is it great? >> It's great because we all have fun.
>> It's great because we all have fun. >> Because it doesn't affect your ELO.
>> Because it doesn't affect your ELO. >> Aiden joins on the Aiden joins on the
>> Aiden joins on the Aiden joins on the second account.
second account. >> Would I play? Would I play? No, I play
>> Would I play? Would I play? No, I play on my This is the beauty of the premier
on my This is the beauty of the premier faced system. I don't care about
faced system. I don't care about Premiere anymore, so I just key with
Premiere anymore, so I just key with them.
them. >> Right. Yeah. You've insulated away from
>> Right. Yeah. You've insulated away from the
the >> And it's it's Face It or Premiere Time.
>> And it's it's Face It or Premiere Time. >> Right.
>> Right. >> The mental.
>> The mental. >> And if they asked to play Face It with
>> And if they asked to play Face It with me, I'd be like, "I'm sick."
me, I'd be like, "I'm sick." >> And that's
>> And that's >> really usually asked you if you would
>> really usually asked you if you would they want to quue Face It. What do you
they want to quue Face It. What do you TELL THEM?
TELL THEM? >> OH, I'M SO SICK.
>> OH, I'M SO SICK. >> Oh god. I think I have new CO.
>> Oh god. I think I have new CO. >> Oh, it's that new CO. It's that new CO
>> Oh, it's that new CO. It's that new CO that make you [ __ ]
that make you [ __ ] >> I got CO 26. I've been [ __ ] I've
>> I got CO 26. I've been [ __ ] I've been [ __ ] crazy, Leslie.
been [ __ ] crazy, Leslie. >> Man,
>> Man, >> premiere. Oh, I'm feeling way better.
>> premiere. Oh, I'm feeling way better. I'm feeling way better. T's gone down.
I'm feeling way better. T's gone down. >> I just like joining the stat cuz it
>> I just like joining the stat cuz it makes the acronym even more powerful cuz
makes the acronym even more powerful cuz it's another S or it's F slurs,
it's another S or it's F slurs, >> which sounds worse.
>> which sounds worse. >> Yeah, I would I would [ __ ] it up. I I
>> Yeah, I would I would [ __ ] it up. I I You can't put me the N doesn't help. You
You can't put me the N doesn't help. You know,
know, >> if Leslie leaves and you join, it's
>> if Leslie leaves and you join, it's really bad.
really bad. >> Yeah, that's the that one. You can't you
>> Yeah, that's the that one. You can't you got to get away with the one you're
got to get away with the one you're doing, but you can't get really get away
doing, but you can't get really get away with the one
with the one >> if that happens.
>> if that happens. >> We can't have you coming in then.
>> We can't have you coming in then. >> So that's okay.
>> So that's okay. >> Yes.
>> Yes. >> Everyone come play COD 4.
>> Everyone come play COD 4. >> Maybe it is Valkyrie.
>> Maybe it is Valkyrie. >> We are in this crazy. let me send you an
>> We are in this crazy. let me send you an Xbox
Xbox right now where like Nick comes into the
right now where like Nick comes into the office and he and he clocks into work
office and he and he clocks into work and it's turning the Xbox One on and
and it's turning the Xbox One on and playing Modern Warfare 2 on the big TV,
playing Modern Warfare 2 on the big TV, >> which is usually when I'm when I'm
>> which is usually when I'm when I'm waiting for something.
waiting for something. >> Yeah, it's like it's not fun on that.
>> Yeah, it's like it's not fun on that. >> It's like a It's like a little Xbox
>> It's like a It's like a little Xbox punch card.
punch card. >> You got to clock in your games.
>> You got to clock in your games. >> Yeah, you do wear a hard hat when you
>> Yeah, you do wear a hard hat when you sit on the couch and just play on the
sit on the couch and just play on the big screen. It is kind of nice cuz he's
big screen. It is kind of nice cuz he's he's playing on the biggest laggiest TV
he's playing on the biggest laggiest TV so the whole room can see it. And this
so the whole room can see it. And this morning we watched him hit a clip. It
morning we watched him hit a clip. It was kind of tight.
was kind of tight. >> Hit a clip. Little laggy TV on Wi-Fi
>> Hit a clip. Little laggy TV on Wi-Fi with the wireless controller. Don't
with the wireless controller. Don't [ __ ] matter, bro. In that game, I'm
[ __ ] matter, bro. In that game, I'm god, dude. [ __ ] god in that game,
god, dude. [ __ ] god in that game, dude.
dude. >> That's you pulling up the premiere
>> That's you pulling up the premiere games. Me.
games. Me. >> He doesn't care about the results in
>> He doesn't care about the results in that TV.
that TV. >> Yeah. And then I frag.
>> Yeah. And then I frag. >> And then you frag. And then you fry.
>> And then you frag. And then you fry. >> Oops. I fragged.
>> Oops. I fragged. >> Oops. All aces. I mean, maybe the way we
>> Oops. All aces. I mean, maybe the way we play when we feel there are not as high
play when we feel there are not as high stakes is the way we should play all the
stakes is the way we should play all the time with a sense of confidence in
time with a sense of confidence in >> the try hard stack. It's electric right
>> the try hard stack. It's electric right now. That was
now. That was >> that might have showed on camera.
>> that might have showed on camera. >> The uh
>> The uh >> that bug got a bug got [ __ ]
>> that bug got a bug got [ __ ] >> nug got n hit with the rail gun.
>> nug got n hit with the rail gun. >> Whoa. I I want to go look at it.
>> Whoa. I I want to go look at it. >> All right, guys. Thanks for listening to
>> All right, guys. Thanks for listening to podcast. We're going to go look at this
podcast. We're going to go look at this smoking bugs corpse. Uh hopefully we'll
smoking bugs corpse. Uh hopefully we'll have something to report on on the
have something to report on on the primo, which
primo, which >> is all about slime secret mouth when
>> is all about slime secret mouth when we're on the primo.
we're on the primo. >> My secret mouth has many secrets and
>> My secret mouth has many secrets and you'll learn some of them, but not all
you'll learn some of them, but not all of them.
of them. >> Bring your secret mouth with you.
>> Bring your secret mouth with you. >> You know what? I wanted to bring this
>> You know what? I wanted to bring this up. You are such a [ __ ] coward.
up. You are such a [ __ ] coward. >> Did you take a screenshot?
>> Did you take a screenshot? >> You are such a SCREENSHOT BECAUSE HE
>> You are such a SCREENSHOT BECAUSE HE DELETED.
DELETED. I WAS LIKE, that'll be up for a while.
I WAS LIKE, that'll be up for a while. >> I've never seen him embarrassed like
>> I've never seen him embarrassed like this. I've never seen him embarrassed
this. I've never seen him embarrassed like this.
like this. >> Yes, bro.
>> Yes, bro. >> He sent a message. just never have my
>> He sent a message. just never have my >> unintelligible screenot
>> unintelligible screenot all the time.
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