0:01 [Music]
0:03 I know a lot of guys come on the show
0:06 and say they not the baby daddy but no
0:07 one in the history of Murray has been
0:11 more sure than me that baby look like
0:14 you no sir does it look like me m I
0:17 don't know how would I
0:20 know in the case of 5-year-old megumi
0:23 toldi you are the father [Applause]
0:30 [Music] [Applause]
0:33 [Applause] [Music]
0:36 [Music]
0:38 all righty ladies and gentlemen welcome
0:41 to the shabuya trials why the did I just
0:43 say it like that let me start that over
0:45 welcome to the shabuya trials where we
0:48 will be having not one but two new
0:49 Challengers coming to the round table
0:51 both Challengers are hiling from a
0:53 series that is absolutely popping off
0:55 right now and with the new ranking
0:57 system we are introducing today these
1:00 [ __ ] best bring the heat as they come
1:03 to be judged will they make it or will
1:06 they utterly [ __ ] fail making his way
1:08 to the stand right now Challenger one
1:10 coming in at around 6'2 about 200
1:12 something PBS of straight raw muscle and
1:14 pure ignorance he has already submitted
1:16 himself into the Hall of Fame of anime
1:19 dead beat dads and he is competing with
1:21 Gojo making these hoes fall to their
1:23 knees and I'm not joking about this some
1:26 of these Twitter hoes need literal help
1:28 toii girlo well y'all already know we
1:30 got all that evidence is own de and it
1:33 is now time to commence the shabuya
1:36 trials without further Ado exit [Music]
1:39 [Music]
1:43 a toi fushi girl where the hell do I
1:45 even start know [ __ ] it let's go ahead
1:47 and get the egregious [ __ ] out the way
1:49 the [ __ ] sold his
1:52 son yep we ain't holding nothing back
1:55 with this [ __ ] bro said child support F
1:57 out of here I ain't paying that [ __ ]
1:59 and the thing that makes it worse he
2:02 sold the n to the zining clan the clan
2:05 that he does not [ __ ] with because they
2:09 discriminated against his ass like [ __ ]
2:13 selling your son is crazy but n the
2:15 first time you even see this [ __ ] BR
2:17 bro is out here gambling his
2:19 [ __ ] Life Away bro's partner
2:21 come up behind him he like ohj what's
2:23 going on with your boy I see you out
2:25 here gambling your [ __ ] life
2:28 away hey [ __ ] you still unemployed man
2:30 chill bro you know that unemployment
2:32 check be hitting like a [ __ ] and
2:35 obviously as we can see bro loses and
2:38 his parlay just went to [ __ ] and before
2:41 this man leaves he asks toi the question
2:45 hey uh how your son doing me me
2:54 me yall know who you talking about bro
2:57 bro is this [ __ ] serious this
3:00 [ __ ] forgot his son's name oh my
3:03 God bro holy [ __ ] [ __ ] how the hell you
3:05 forget your own son's name it ain't like
3:08 you got like 12 [ __ ] kids [ __ ]
3:09 you have one son and you forgot that
3:11 [ __ ] name dear God Almighty I just want
3:13 to hear the call CPS probably got to
3:21 [ __ ] hello hello this is CPS Child
3:23 Protective Services are we speaking to
3:27 Mr fushi guro uh yeah
3:30 outstanding okay Mr fushi guro as we see
3:32 on our records it seems that um you have
3:35 not paid your child support in about 48
3:38 months is everything good Mr fushi girl
3:40 uh yeah son I don't even know who the
3:42 [ __ ] you talking about um sir it clearly
3:44 shows that you have a son on the record
3:49 oh my God I'm Mr FY girl hello oh Lord
3:52 hello oh [ __ ] I got to take a [ __ ] hey
3:53 quit being a bum ass
3:56 [ __ ] now ladies and gentlemen this man
3:57 told you may be walking around and
3:59 looking like a bum but I ain't going to
4:01 lie this man and smart as hell so he has
4:03 to hunt down this little girl named Rico
4:05 because she's a star plasma vessel and
4:07 she's got Gojo and ghetto protecting her
4:09 and obviously that's two special grade
4:12 Sorcerers so toi puts a bounty on her
4:14 head to make a bunch of dudes come after
4:17 her and make Gojo and get to tire out so
4:18 toi could basically get the jump on they
4:20 ass when they MP Barlo cuz this is not
4:22 toi's first running with Gojo bro had to
4:24 come prepared because back in the day
4:26 toi wanted to go find out what saw the
4:28 hype about this little [ __ ] in the Gojo
4:30 Clan so toi was behind him trying to get
4:31 the scouting report but Gojo's old
4:33 little ass turned around and he was like
4:36 mommy there's a stalker behind us enemy
4:38 spotted this man told you was shook he
4:40 was like boy ain't no way I should be
4:42 invisible I got active camo equipped but
4:44 even though this man had stealth 100 and
4:46 no curs energy bro still got spotted so
4:48 this man knew I got to Tire him out
4:50 before I sneak his ass and what do you
4:52 know later on when the mission's almost
4:54 complete toldi sneak this [ __ ] bro was
4:57 like yeah got your little pretty ass you
4:59 know the ho is going to love this but
5:00 now I get ends up throwing out one of
5:02 his [ __ ] Pokémon looks like bro
5:04 summoned the ugly ass oversized Weedle
5:06 but toi sliced through this fat ass tape
5:08 for him like it was paper and now we get
5:09 to observe the first man that this man
5:12 cooked Gojo believe it or not this sexy
5:14 ass [ __ ] got his ass beat I know all
5:16 the hoes on life supports he and Gojo
5:17 get his ass whooped so Gojo end up
5:20 telling him hey bro the bouny off of her
5:23 head bro this man told you told him man
5:25 young blood I took that [ __ ]
5:29 down cuz I set that [ __ ] oh my God bro
5:31 is that Hammer so toi starts moving at
5:34 Buck Wild speeds with this freak ass
5:35 physicality because of his Heavenly
5:38 restriction but this man
5:41 go got my face ho ass [ __ ] and he said
5:43 this man toldi flying look at the rag
5:45 doll physics but this did not stop this
5:47 man at all bro is moving like Sonic on
5:49 them bouncy ass Springs though Gojo said
5:51 to hell with this and just flatten the
5:53 entire area thinking he did something
5:55 but this man summoned a bunch of nasty
5:58 ass mosquitoes looking like it's summer
6:00 down here in the [ __ ] Southeast and
6:03 uses him as cover to sneak this [ __ ] oh
6:05 Lord and this is where all the Gojo
6:07 girls want life support he started
6:09 stabbing the [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] bro
6:10 became Michael Myers then he went for
6:13 the legs started fing that [ __ ] then he
6:15 hits him with the hell sweep then stabs
6:17 him in the head and slams him on the ground
6:19 ground
6:22 Jesus bro little boy the [ __ ] out of
6:24 this [ __ ] if this was any other person
6:25 they would be dead but n bro said hit
6:28 the [ __ ] weit room weak ass boy so
6:30 after toi put this man go on a poster
6:33 meanwhile ghetto with Rico and I ain't
6:35 so then it starts playing this emotional
6:36 last music with her backstory playing in
6:38 the background like that ain't a red
6:42 flag and she like oh my God you're so
6:46 sweet oh I know I am take my hand [Music]
6:56 shy you got knocked the [ __ ] out man
6:59 give me my Goddamn money this man told
7:00 you one pumped the [ __ ] out of this
7:03 [ __ ] right in front of this man ghetto
7:04 and this man told you was like I ain't
7:06 going to lie my boy I was hearing all
7:08 that [ __ ] and I just had to stop you
7:10 from embarrassing yourself so ghetto got
7:11 mad as hel him attack him with another
7:14 Pokemon [ __ ] this one look like a VAR n
7:16 Gyarados so it ends up slamming him down
7:18 into the tombs but the attack did
7:19 absolutely nothing to him bro has no
7:21 scratches and I ain't going to lie this
7:23 next part is nasty as hell so toi starts
7:25 explaining how he be moving with no
7:27 curse energy and how he be using sneak
7:30 100 without being detected and this man
7:33 pukes out a cursed spirit that he keeps
7:36 inside of his stomach that basically
7:38 stores all of his cursed tools so
7:40 basically this nigga's inventory is
7:43 located in his stomach that's nasty work
7:44 but you know what if you really think
7:46 about it bro really got a video game
7:48 inventory so G sends his big ass cursed
7:50 Dragon at him again and starts shooting
7:52 these beans at him but he starts quick
7:55 stepping them hoes jumps up slices the
7:57 dragon in half and he's got this MTO
7:59 probably [ __ ] himself cuz he's
8:02 Bamboozled he is like how is a measly
8:06 monkey doing this right now the why they
8:08 on this bridge GTO pulls out his final
8:10 attack and this man brings out the slit
8:13 mouth woman asking am I pretty with your
8:16 ugly ass but toi's like nah beat you
8:18 ugly as [ __ ] and slices that
8:20 [ __ ] up so didn't toi started
8:22 slicing up GTO put the X Mar the spot on
8:24 his ass probably gave him the Luffy
8:28 chest guard then 7202 kicks the [ __ ] out
8:30 this [ __ ] right before the Bridge Falls
8:33 and it was over for bro GG's and look at
8:34 this disrespectful [ __ ] bro just walked
8:36 over to his body and just kicked the
8:38 [ __ ] out of his unconscious face bro was
8:40 like you ugly as [ __ ] [ __ ] with them
8:42 big ass ears shut your trap [ __ ] and
8:44 never rise up a [ __ ] again and you know
8:46 what's crazy after he finished beating
8:49 they ass this ends up jogging his memory
8:53 and he's like oh I do have a son really
8:56 [ __ ] later on after this toi delivers
8:58 old girl's corpse over to the client and
9:00 she ends up getting sh it out like cell
9:02 shat out 18 and this nasty old ass
9:06 looking [ __ ] like yes yes very good
9:09 looks like the body's intact and the
9:11 [ __ ] is not breathing excellent work
9:13 young gentlemen I will be sending you a
9:20 myy so while this man told you is
9:22 leaving probably going to the dealership
9:24 going to buy the Hellcat but he ends up
9:27 seeing this man Gojo looking like a
9:31 absolute fiend a straight booty Bandit
9:33 so obviously toi think he tripping he
9:35 like man what the [ __ ] going on sitting
9:38 here fantasizing by lay you on your
9:41 stomach and tun that big old red ass up
9:43 and long that [ __ ] till it's squirting
9:46 and far and squirting and far squirting
9:48 and this [ __ ] is
9:51 crazy so after this man Gojo just
9:53 finishes yapping for like five minutes
9:55 about some [ __ ] out here explaining
9:57 how he survived [ __ ] we get it you're
9:58 broken somebody for real need to get the
10:00 patch no on this [ __ ] like bro is
10:02 actually busted but toldi was like Ah
10:04 hell no I'm about to send your crackhead
10:06 ass to rehab so toldi started attacking
10:08 but it was file this [ __ ] done
10:11 unlock Ultra Instinct bro said bag your
10:20 [ __ ] this man told you D got blasted
10:23 and bro is floating what type of shrooms
10:26 is he on this is a level of high that is
10:29 just unexplainable but toldi was like I
10:31 have hell no I ain't about to lose no
10:32 pretty ass [ __ ] oh he started whipping
10:36 the chain but bro just look at this time
10:44 we like what are you supposed to do
10:46 about this how do you fight this I ain't
10:48 going to lie if I was told you I would
10:50 have just gave up cuz there is no point
10:52 of fighting this broken ass [ __ ] but it
11:05 sexy
11:09 finished and sadly this man toi got a
11:11 hole blown through him so then Gojo come
11:15 down and say any last words [ __ ] you you
11:18 pretty ass [ __ ] but also tell my
11:22 son to be a real [ __ ] like his
11:25 baby later Hyo man how's it going so uh
11:26 your dad wanted me to come and uh check
11:28 up on you man everything going good bro
11:31 dad wait a minute I have a dad is this
11:35 [ __ ] serious the sh
11:40 Tri exhibit a wrapup selling his son
11:44 dodging child support trespassing
11:49 scamming nigas attempted murder murder
11:52 attempted murder
11:55 trafficking exhibit
11:58 B all righty ladies and gentlemen it is
12:01 time for our grand finale Daddy's home
12:04 we now shift our Focus to 12 years later
12:06 on a gruesome Halloween night in the
12:08 shabuya district now as we can see all
12:11 hell is broke loose [ __ ] is getting
12:13 Stu but we shift our Focus over to this
12:17 old lady her grandson and Eno or what I
12:23 sorcerer so while Eno with her grandson
12:25 are throwing hands the old lady in the
12:28 back is doing some damn witchcraft she's
12:30 basically a necrom answer so she ends up
12:34 Reviving toi in her grandson's body so
12:37 he could use toi's body [ __ ] what the
12:38 [ __ ] you know what I ain't even going to
12:40 lie to y'all I do not know JJ K's power
12:43 system like that you what I can already
12:45 hear the jjk fans typing on they [ __ ]
12:47 keyboards like boo you [ __ ] yeah that's
12:50 right Boo me [ __ ] hey all I just know
12:51 is the old lady
12:54 with and the nigga's back but anyways
12:56 this man Eno tries to attack him but toi
12:59 takes his shyy punches him in the face
13:01 and grabs him by the collar and stars in
13:04 his soul like oh fake ass Gangsta
13:07 wearing this damn shyy shut your dumb
13:09 ass up and thre bro off of the
13:12 skyscraper my God look at itadori
13:15 looking at bro like oh broy you got your
13:18 ass beat and your shyy snatched who
13:20 could have done this but here is when
13:23 this gets absolutely insane so the old
13:27 lady like oh yes excellent work grandon
13:29 now go down there and kill all those
13:31 sorceress for granny but her grandson
13:34 start twitching and glitching and then
13:36 the unthinkable happened bro turns
13:39 around and says what did you say
13:42 [ __ ] but yeah uh this man told You's in
13:44 full control now bro's body is so damn
13:46 strong probably from the Heavenly
13:48 restriction he basically just little bro
13:51 the grandson's soul and snatched that
13:53 [ __ ] body then just look at this bro
13:56 hell no and just standing over her like
14:00 night night old [ __ ] oh Lord sweet Jes
14:03 a so after toi just murdered a senior
14:06 citizen later on nanami megumi Maki and
14:08 naito are trying to run away from Dagon
14:10 in his Bikini Bottom ass domain
14:12 expansion cuz they was getting they ass
14:14 beat but why they trying to get out a
14:16 whole opens and her father finally came
14:20 home to bring back that
14:22 milk so the first thing this man toi
14:25 does is grabs maki's weapon and starts
14:27 tugging that [ __ ] like give me that [ __ ]
14:29 and just yankes it away from her like
14:31 candy from a baby and while he's walking
14:35 towards Dagon now Ban's up realizing oh
14:38 oh sweet Jesus toy and this man was just
14:40 walking like a Terminator a literal
14:43 killing machine so Dagon old ugly ass
14:45 looking like Squidward in a m flare
14:48 fused started thinking he has no curs
14:51 energy this is barbecue chicken but my
14:53 man was about to get cooked and served
14:55 into a gourmet food at a seafood joint
14:57 though Dagon turns pregnant and shoots
15:00 out this fat ass eel but toi slaps it
15:04 and splits the sea like Moses and damn
15:07 pause he hit this man so hard he in
15:09 dented his face and lifted his ass T
15:11 toes off the ground so he sends him
15:13 flying and starts Hawking him down on
15:15 the water and beating his ass with these
15:18 numchucks he got this Buff Ass octopus
15:19 fighting for his life and then look at
15:21 this he ends up sending out these
15:23 piranhas and one lands on his face but
15:26 she bit that [ __ ] you know how raw you
15:29 got to be to bite a damn piranha oh no
15:30 so then he hits them in his pregnant
15:32 stomach again and he ends up trapping
15:33 them and sending them on the water and a
15:35 bunch of piranhas start nibbling on them
15:37 then this fat ass water bug comes from
15:39 the depths of the ocean and sends them
15:42 flying but toi chops up all the piranhas
15:44 and tells the water bug sit your ass
15:46 down and then this is where the fight
15:49 just got brutal now they're on Shore and
15:51 toi just starts walking the bro and just
15:53 starts beating the [ __ ] out of him just
15:55 hitting them over and over again he even
15:57 wrapped up on bro and drop kicked his
15:59 ass so then you started is sharpening
16:01 these damn numchucks ready to take the
16:03 life out of man's bro said anybody down
16:07 for some fried calamari so Dagon ends up
16:09 becoming [ __ ] and tries to dip so he
16:11 doesn't become Seafood but now beo stops
16:14 him and toi jumps up and stabs him in
16:16 the head and this is where toi's voice
16:28 role Red Lobster's new lobster and shrimp
16:30 shrimp
16:33 celebration and Now ladies and gentlemen
16:35 after this man toi turned Dagon into
16:39 fried calamari it was time for uh some
16:42 fatherson bonding so toi looks at Megami
16:44 and just throws him out the window and
16:46 poor Megam me because godamn it was time
16:48 for some tough love I was looking at him
16:50 like what's good little [ __ ] before I
16:53 died I hope to God you became a raw ass
16:55 [ __ ] so let's test your gangster young
16:57 blood and I know he ain't know this was
16:59 his son but God Dam and he was whooping
17:01 his ass look at him running at him bro
17:03 started blocking his attacks with one
17:05 hand and backhanded him head button him
17:07 and everything so then megum me summon
17:09 the Rayman Raving rabbits and then this
17:10 is where the animation was just cracked
17:13 out bro stepped on the ground got a
17:15 bunch of debris from the ground and
17:16 basically made them bullets and started
17:18 shooting all the rabbits out here
17:21 committing animal cruelty first the Octo
17:23 [ __ ] and now the ray men raving rabbits
17:25 I know the Peter hotline going crazy
17:27 right now then told you just continue to
17:28 beat the hell out of bro he basically
17:31 hit him with the oh I not tell you to
17:33 [ __ ] around like my Lord this giving
17:35 me some bad memories I remember I never
17:37 failed the test again after my Dad
17:39 pulled the belt on me in first grade
17:40 like look at him bro we even throwing a
17:42 truck [ __ ] at him so then toi ends up
17:45 stabbing him but then he bags off and
17:46 just starts looking at his little shaky
17:50 ass like oh no that's my boy so then he
17:53 started remembering how he sold him
17:55 thinking that it was the best form in
17:57 the dead mama in the background like
18:00 take care of me me h hone so then toi
18:03 says yeah [ __ ]
18:06 that huh I'm not paying that [ __ ]
18:14 [ __ ] damn bro would rather off himself
18:15 than pay that child
18:17 support and with that ladies and
18:19 gentlemen we have reached the end of our
18:21 first trial and with very valid
18:24 clear-cut evidence Mr fushiguro makes
18:26 this with EAS [Music]
18:29 [Music]
18:33 one trial down one to go when will it
18:36 drop I don't know bro is this [ __ ]
18:38 serious you know what [ __ ] it bro hey if
18:39 y'all like this video I'll drop this ho
18:41 sometime next week in the meantime go
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