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we're going to be playing this game
called suck
up basically it's a game where you are a
vampire and you actually use your real
voice to talk to the characters in the
game when you knock on their door to ask
them to let you inside their house so
you can suck their blood but obviously
you don't want to be like direct about
it you have to you know convince them to
let you inside be a little sneaky about
it this whole game uses AI so apparently
like I'm going to be able to talk and
they're going to be able to actually
understand what I said to them and
respond it should be very interesting so
this is
me damn I'm kind of goodl looking I feel
like people will just let me in Period
like I don't think I need to speak or
put any clothes on my house is really
cute too look at this
place I love the art on the walls okay
so I can pick up some
clothing oh
this is
cute o paper bag wait this might help I
feel like people will have no idea that
I'm a vampire with this on we could just
say the red eyes are contacts wear
traffic cone oh that could be good wear
hard hat okay these are some other
options around here okay let's go knock
here
oh my Deary what a frightful surprise
how can I be assistance to you this late
hour hi um could I please come in to
borrow your phone uh by the way um the
red I'm wearing contacts the red eyes are
contacts oh my goodness contacts you say
how curious I'm afraid I don't have a
phone for you to borrow but there's a
convenience store just down the street
yri they'll be able to help you oh
wait I should have known like what the
hell it's 2024 I feel like people don't
really have house phones anymore it's
kind of like a weird thing to ask well I
actually just myself so do you
think I could come in and use your bathroom
please oh dear that's quite unfortunate
but I'm afraid I can't let you in deari
you see my bathroom is temporarily out
of order I'm terribly sorry what the hell
hell
how how was she going to the bathroom
let me go around back and see if like I
can look in her windows and and figure
out anything about
door just waiting oh what's this wear a
sky blue shirt and white
skirt oh this is
cute this is cute I can act like um I'm
like someone that she met at knitting
club knitting club yes and glasses there
well hello there Deary what a fabulous
wardrobe you've got on tonight how can I
assist you it's me Barb from knitting
club I'm here for our nightly
that oh Barb how lovely to see you I'm
afraid knitting Club is on hold for now
but I must say your outfit certainly
captures the spirit how about we chat a
bit more before making any decisions oh
okay do you have any furniture in
there I noticed it's a little bit
empty um I actually have I have a a
U-Haul with furniture that I can bring
you oh she like that oh how kind of you
Deary but don't you worry about my
furniture it's my own little collection of
memories there's nothing in there I feel
like she has no memory I've got
everything I need so tell me what brings
you to my neck of the woods tonight well
I was here for knitting club but I
didn't realize it was on hold maybe we
could talk about our outfits instead cuz
dress she loves it she loves it oh bless
your heart dear this old thing it's been
in my closet for ages but thank you for
the lovely compliment let's talk fashion
shall we oh God this this is getting
hard we're having like a full-blown
conversation outside like how do we move
this combo inside yes I love fashion but
unfortunately I didn't check the weather
so I'm wearing not enough clothes it's
very cold can we continue the conversation
inside she liked it oh my god oh dear it
must be chilly out there I can't have
you catch a cold now can I how about we
continue our little chat and side words
nice and cozy come on in Deary oh my God
in well let me in Oh no you're so kind
you don't have to but sure let's go
[Music]
go wonderful just give me a moment to
come on
inside oh sh I think I have to suck her [Music]
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blood there's no furniture in [Music]
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here oh my God I got her in my days we had
oh my God this is going to be perfect
for when I try to get into the neighbor's
house hey yo what's the haps my groovy
Grandma neighbor how can I flex on you
tonight it's me your
neighbor from across the street um can
please okay hold on
yo neighborino what's the vibe
unfortunately I can't let you in at the
moment but I'm down to chat from here
okay hold on I really blew that first
one I actually locked myself out of the
house and it's so cold out here can I
please come in just for a little bit of
warmth cuz I'm your
neighbor I had to throw that in the end
because like neighborly neighborly love
you know oh dang that's a tough one
neighbor I feel you but my crib is just
not an open door policy kind of place
but hey how about I call a locksmith for
you well actually I I had my grandchild
over earlier and I had no idea what they
were saying Could you teach me some of
lingo they like that hey you want to
learn the lingo that's dope Grand
poops well I'm grandma oh I'm in
I'm in I'm in
in [Music]
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oh my God that was too
easy that was too easy okay wait we have
so many clothing options now we can
really like put some stuff together like
a little mix and match let's see let's
try some things on ooh I like that wait
there was some other clothes out here
actually like ooh
this oh this could be good and the hard
hat and I could be like I'm I'm here
fix I'm here to fix it there's a police
officer walking around on the street do
me oh sh it's like an nft bro Brian
Bitcoin damn it I was going to go the
Construction route but like maybe we
should go that like get in with the nft
route yo dude what's up with the late
night construction visit you got some
crypto questions or are you here to
build a rocket ship to the Moon with
me well I was here to fix your pipes but
I'm actually interested in purchasing
nft
hello I heard your pipes were very
clogged and busted so I'm here to fix
them but I'm also interested in
Bitcoin he like that oh he's typing me a
whole paragraph here whoa hold up my man
you're a jack of all trades I like that
but let me tell you Bitcoin is where
it's at the future of money it's like
digital gold skyrocketing and value so
yeah you definitely want to get in on
that action plus I could use some help
fixing those busted pipes before we
blast off to the
Moon that's fing insane
just how clogged are your pipes I heard
they were really backed up and busted so
I'm going to need to know a little bit
there wait did I
say yeah I say something wrong look
buddy my pipes are just fine what he
just said that I he [Music]
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W oh it says when a door slam shut the
neighborhood watch will come to investigate
oh oh you shift to turn into a bat oh
sh oh sh that
was wait did he just pick up my what the
hell he put on my construction working
hat oo look at this blue insulated
backpack okay I could pretend to be like
door Dash or Postmates this is good where
where
Fork oh this could be good wait wait
wait wait on Postmates but I want to
come in and eat the food with them let
me put on this orange sweater yeah that
looks good and we'll wear this hair yeah
wait this is and the
glasses oh I look so cute if your
Postmates delivery person looked like
this and they asked to come in to eat
your food with you would you say yes
cuz yeah I would say yes let's go to a
different house I'll come back for that
later why is he wearing the same
backpack haha dude what's the vibe
welcome to my humble sanctuary of plants
and Good Vibes what brings you to my
delivery ah door Dash nice man what can
I do for you need some Greenery to go
with that delivery it's your pizza that
you ordered pizza is ba I also have uh
marijuana and would love to come inside
you bro he has nothing to say okay hold
on I need it do again let me do it again
Pizza is ba and the one you ordered is
here I also have a pre-roll pack let's
together how
whoa hold up dude I can't just invite
anyone inside you know I appreciate the
offer but I got to
pass sh sh sh sh um where's
the I'm hiding in the bushes okay F that
didn't work very well oh wait he
mentioned something about plants let me
um put on this this plant outfit okay
look at this now I'm going to come and
say that I'm here to help him Harvest his
his marijuana
whoa dude what's shaking you caught me
in the middle of a Botanical experiment
man come on in and let's talk about the
magic of plants it's me your hired
Gardener I'm here to cultivate the
backyard who oh oh man you got it all
wrong dude I don't know what you're
talking about
sorry oh okay maybe he's maybe he's
sh oh oh my God I'm almost just walked
right into him ooh this could be good the
the
flower oh this could be good I'm going
flower whoa dude nice headdress what
brings you to my humble leafy Abode it's
me the flower you planted in your
inside it worked it worked oh man that's
wild a talking flower but uh I don't
think you'd fit through the door my
leafy friend how about we just chat out here
here
instead wait why would I not fit through
the door what the hell I would fit
through the door just fine fine now let
please o maybe I shouldn't have I got
offended oh sorry man I don't think it's
such a good idea to let you in maybe we
can chat through the window or something
oh my God this guy it's so hard to get
inside his house oh we could do like a
that
whoa dude what's up with the late night
dance party Vibes you got me feeling
like I'm at a Trippy Music Festival
right now how can I help you out man I'm
here for the singing performance I heard
you wanted a DJ to play some music and
plans oh man that sounds groovy but I
got to be honest with you dude this gig
is strictly for me and my green friends
we're just chilling and enjoying the
Tunes in peace you know but hey if you
need any tips on growing your garden I'm
performance H well I'm all about Good
Vibes B I'm not really an expert on
beatboxing but I'll give it a listen and
let you know what my green friends think
fair warning though they're a tough
crowd to please wait I already gave the
performance you didn't hear it I'll have
to like say it in a way that could be
transcribed boom bam bop boom bam bop
bop he loved it let's go right now wa
dude that was some sick beatboxing you
got the Rhythm and The Vibes flowing my
plants are digging it too man keep it up
I have more where that came from would
it I'm one absolutely man you've won
over me and my green friends with your
beatboxing skills come on in and let's
group together
stop that was too
easy just kidding it really wasn't that
attempt okay we got some new outfits to
wear let's go back to the Bitcoin guy
nft
yo bro what's up didn't expect to see
someone at my doorstep rocking that
dirty purple hoodie you got me all
curious now spill the beans dude hello
Brian Bitcoin I'm here to deliver the
very first physical nft of yours it's in this
box whoa dude you brought me the first
physical nft that's legendary you've got
my attention man but hold up I got to
ask how did you manage to turn a digital
asset into a physical one I downloaded
it and printed it out on my printer for
quality oh wait I don't think the nft
Bros like that wait you printed out a
digital asset that's wild bro but um
isn't the whole point of nfts that
they're non-f fungible and unique in the
digital realm I'm not sure how a
physical version would hold up to that man
oh not that I want my hard hat back from
the from the guy the cop I'm so pissed
that he has it are you looking at me oh
he is he is I like how when I turn
into a bat he just like forgets that I
he just forgets that I'm there so he has
object permanence issues okay let me
dress up as like a cute young lady and
go back to the nft bro and act like
really interested in nfts and have him
explain to me I just need some cute hair
perfect hey there fellow crypto Warrior
what brings you to my crypto cave at
this late hour Bitcoin is skyrocketing
to the Moon isn't it exciting well
that's exactly why I'm here I heard you
know all about crypto and I don't know
anything I'm just a girl can you please tell
me don't worry sis I got you covered
crypto is the future it's like digital
gold decentralized and booming Bitcoin
is the OG but there are tons of altcoins
too start by researching the basics of
blockchain technology and dive into the
White papers of different projects and
always remember hold on for dear life
why did we get sister zoned
like whatever I'm going to ignore that
this all sounds very
complicated I think I would understand
it more if I was able to see it on a
house I totally get it Sis the crypto
world can be overwhelming at first but
once you get the hang of it it's like
riding a Lambo on the moon unfortunately
I can't invite you into my crypto cave
right now but don't worry I'll guide you
on the path to crypto greatness even
from outside together we'll unlock the
secrets of the
blockchain can I see your big rocket
Moon sorry sis but my rocket is on a top
secret mission right now and I can't
show to you but don't be down I'll keep
sharing my crypto knowledge and cheer
you on from afar no
no all right I know he sister zoned me
but I'm going to try like a more forward
approach oh a duffel bag ooh that could
be good wait this could be good like I'm
know woo bro you're sure bringing the
late night energy what can I do for you
my fellow crypto Enthusiast Bitcoin to
the Moon am I right why is he broing me
it's me uh Emily from
oh who hold up there I'm all about the
crypto Vibes but that's not cool bro
let's keep it respectful and F what oh
my God I should have known when his
sisters owned me and called me bro when
I knocked in the door oh
I'm running out of outfits with this guy
I really don't know like what is going
to work to get inside his house let's
try this and
this oh
coin oh my God I can say that I have a
Bitcoin yo bro what's up I see you're
holding a shiny coin there is it the
newest crypto sensation let's talk
crypto to the Moon yes it's the new
crypto coin I would love to talk to you
it ha I dig your enthusiasm bro but I
got to be honest I'm not familiar with
coin is it a legit project and you tell
me more about it yes I would love to
tell you more about coin it's to the
Moon bro it's the biggest and best
swear cond coin
coin
damn it I didn't say condo coin I meant
it whoa bro let's keep it respectful and
professional here I'm not interested in
investing in a project with that kind of
name it's important to approach what no
way here I'm just going to add glasses
and go back
yo yo yo my crypto Amigo what's the buzz
with that shiny coin in your hand let's
chat about the future of crypto bro I
would love to chat about the future of
crypto bro it is very bright and I've
now no way dude the next big thing
that's what I like to here Spill the
Beans my friend what's this shiny coin
that's got you all hyped up it's called
Munch wait Munch I'm not sure what you
mean dude it's a bit unclear sorry but I
what oh my God this guy I'm going
to try a new house let's look for some
new outfits back here wear
pistol stop I'm going back to this guy
dude what's with the get up are you
trying to break the Bitcoin security or
something come on let's calm down and
talk like civilized crypto Bros not
Bitcoin Bandits just put the gun down
man this is a holdup give me all of your
now easy there buddy I don't want any
trouble just going to go ahead and
safely close the door now take care
I thought that might work let me
wear a safety cone oh look it's like I'm
dressed as a safety cone let's like go
trick-or-treating at his house he's got
like his own personal security guard at
this point cuz the cop is just
like back and forth in front of his door
only oh you know what let's go back into
this outfit because it actually was
working out pretty well for me earlier
when I said that his pipes were
busted no no no no no no
no no I don't want to lose this I don't
want to lose this [Music]
hat please don't take my cone please
no he took my cone okay I think there's
a couple of cones
go hey there what's the haps I hope
you're not here to make some changes to
my Bitcoin billboard because it's all
about that crypto life and Bitcoin is
going to the Moon baby I'm here to fix
your pipes because you took a massive
them uh sorry buddy but I don't think I
need any pipe fixing right now thanks
though the guy is he literally did
have a Bitcoin blowout in the toilet
he's just too embarrassed to admit it
and that's why he won't let let me
inside look I know he's waiting for me
there yo dude what's up what brings you
here in the middle of the night all
dressed up like you're about to fix my
Plumbing or something hello there is a
street wide internet outage and I'm here
you no way man you're telling me I'll
finally be able to trade crypto without
my Wi-Fi dropping that's awesome but
hold on a sec how can I trust you with
my precious internet
connection okay I can't blow this I
cannot blow this I have been working in
the internet industry for 40 plus years
and I love nft myself so I would never
over H yes okay dude you just earned my
trust with that nft love come on in and
let's get my wife I back up and running
so I continue a journey to the crypto
Moon yes finally
finally this is going to be the best
life oh my God finally and we got a cool
new outfit check this out yes all right
I know exactly what I'm going to do at
house h
what do you want can't you see I'm in
the middle of my existential crisis FBI open
open
up oh how am I yeah right like I'm
falling for that one beat it before I
report you for trespassing damn
it I felt like I was giving FBI Vibes in
this she's experiencing a midlife crisis
so maybe we could go back and like flirt
with her oh let's try the headphones ooh
that's kind of cool it looks like I'm
sup agent Smith what do you want this
late at night how do you flirt with
someone when you knock at their door and
they answer without being creepy I saw
you at the mall earlier and followed you
home you're so
no
that didn't work that didn't work
rifle what the hell ooh
good dude what the actual heck why are
you rocking up at my door half naked
wearing a Santa hat it's like a bizarre
Christmas Nightmare Man oh I forgot
clothes did somebody hire a sexy Santa
dance are you kidding me that's such a
creepy and thing to say take your Santa
hat and get out of here before I call
the cobs damn
it this woman is a Karen I swear okay I
kit hey there what's Poppin if you're
here to deliver some grub give me all
the Deets ASAP hey it's me your neighbor
I'm actually here because my meal kit
delivery came rotten and I'm so upset
fresh oh that sucks sorry to hear about
your rotten meal kit but I'm not really
in the mood to commiserate right now
maybe try contacting customer service or
something by what the
hell I thought she was going to carrying
out with me she did say something about
delivering food though so maybe we can
put back on this thing and be a door Dash
delivery hey there what's the hype you
lost her
something what why' she like breaking
here or Dash what's that some kind of
breakfast cereal I'm not really into
that whole delivery thing so no thanks
this woman is definitely difficult to
communicate with somebody told me you
ordered a pizza here and I'm just trying
ba she like that uh Pizza it's all right
I guess not really my thing but hey if
you've got a pizza to deliver I bet
someone in the neighborhood would be
stoked to get it good luck with that she
kind of likes the pizza is bait I think
so maybe if I spoke to her like that
pizza is bait but don't talk to me
before I've had my coffee keep calm and
Galaxy on am I
right ah I knew it I knew she was going
to like that I feel you on the coffee
got to get that caffeine fixed before
dealing with anything and hey keep calm
and Galaxy on sounds kind of cool guess
we all need some Cosmic Vibes sometimes
but yeah still not feeling the whole
delivery thing okay what else can I say
that's like very like 2013 Vibes I was
scrolling on Tumblr earlier and I
figured out what my Harry Potter house
yours yes yes wait hold up you're into
Harry Potter too that's awesome I'm a
proud Slytherin by the way got to
embrace that cunning and ambition you
know what about you what's your house no
way I'm Slytherin too oh my God girl we
similar no way that's so cool looks like
we're totally on the same wavelength
come on in fellow Slytherin let's geek
out over Harry Potter together
take this take
this oh my God I can't believe she was a
millennial this whole time I've got a
cool new wig now look at that oh my God
I have a great new persona wait I'm so
cool I'm so Tumblr Vibes this place is
so nice it's like a beautiful Pig
mansion and they've got a really nice
something sorry oh my God I'm a little
bit gagged at his hair hello I'm a
traveling hair implant service I'm
wondering if you're interested or if you
me are you kidding me I'm not interested
in your snake oil scams now get
lost F this this this where my clubs
clubs
at is that them no where my clubs
at no no no no no I don't want to lose
this hat please [Music]
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no okay thank God o suit might be better
yes oh here it
is okay I think this is good this look
for this old guy's house and I can talk
golfing what in the golly G whz are you
selling at this ungodly hour I ain't
buying nothing get on out of here before
I call the authorities oh my God going
on so strong I'm here because I'm a part
of the golf club we go to the country
club every Sunday and hit balls into
interested oh how I Rob what I don't
need no fancy golf club or country club
I'm perfectly happy swinging my own dang
clubs in my own backyard no scram before
iron what the hell he has a really bad
attitude I feel like we're going to need
to say something really specific to get
idea well well well what have we got
here if you think showing up at my door
half naked with a pistol is going to get
you any where you've got another thing
coming get off my property before I call
the cops give me all your money old
man oh how am my you think you can come
into my house and demand money you've
got another thing coming you punk get
oh I'm what in tarnation are you doing
knocking on my door at this ungodly hour
Raven oh he recognizes me from across
the street cuz I'm wearing her exact
outfit can't a man get some peace and
quiet around here yes it's me Raven your
neighbor and I've been thinking about
how sexy you are you're such a gilf that
I never you listen here you whipper
snapper that kind of talk ain't welcome
around here now kindly take your
inappropriate comments elsewhere before
I call the
authorities damn it oh complain about
the youth that's a good idea cuz every
time we knock on the door he's like
pissed off that I'm knocking on the door
person in tarnation do you think you're
doing knocking on my door at this
ungodly hour spit it out
boy what I'm an old woman that's exactly
why I'm knocking on your door because
kids will not stop ding dong ditching me
at this hour I'm so upset let's talk about
about
it I'm well ain't that something kids
these days have no respect for their
elders but since you seem to have a
genuine gripe I suppose we can
commiserate for a moment make it quick
though I ain't got all day okay we've
got the open invitation I know kids are
so disrespectful they make my veins pop
out of my forehead because I'm so mad
absolutely I feel like my blood pressure
Rises every time those young whipper
snappers pull their Shenanigans it's
enough to make a grown man lose his
marbles you're not alone in your
frustration my friend I'm so glad to
know that I'm not alone because as an
older woman myself I just feel so lonely
I would love to come in and spend some
you well now hold your is there Missy
It's mighty kind of you to say that but
I reckon inviting strangers into my
humble abode ain't my cup of tea I have
my reasons you know okay it worked
a little bit but not enough it's just
been so long since this box has been
years damn it what do you mean hit the
road I thought we were flirting let me
just change like a couple of things this
good what in the world are you doing
knocking on my door at this ungodly hour
I ain't got time for your shenanigans so
you better scram before I call the cops
I understand what you mean I'm a boomer
what's with all the stuttering kids spit
it out already I ain't got all day to
stand here and listen to your plan holy
wait he liked it though guys I got
scared I got nervous Under Pressure I
didn't know what to say I'm sorry it's
just that you make me a little nervous
I'm so old and alone it's been a while
since I've talked to someone especially
someone as cute as you
you really like that well ain't that a
surprise you think flattery is going to
get you somewhere huh look kid I ain't
got time for sweet talk what do you want
anyway I feel like this is my last
chance here I cannot blow this I'm here
because I wanted to ask if you would
sign the petition to ban all children
from this neighborhood I hate children
you what ban all children that's the
dumbest thing I've heard all day you can
take your stupid petition and get out of
here you little
troublemaker get the rifle and say
you're from the NRA meeting it's insane
okay wait I'm going to pretend to be his
son ho what in the flippity Flop are you
doing knocking on my door at this
ungodly hour State your business you
hipster I am so sorry to be knocking on
your door at this late it's just just
urgent well spill it out then I ain't
got all day for your urgent business
what's got your feathers all ruffled huh
well it turns out you have a
son son look I've heard enough nonsense
in my day but this takes the cake I
ain't buying it and unless you got some
solid evidence kid I took a DNA test on
23andme.com and it turns
son well I'll be darned if that DNA test
is legit then I suppose we've got some
catching up to do come on in son and
worked [Music]
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should have stayed in the
60s should have stayed in the
too we got the same hair what's the big
idea pal you better have a good reason
for disturbing me this late at night I
had to knock on your door because I
looked through your windows and realized
that we have the same exact hairstyle I
think we are long lost twin brothers
you think we're
twins Fu it about
it I ain't buying that story pal you got
to come up with something better if you
want to get in here well I actually went
to the balding convention and learned
all about this thing called a hair
transplant and I think you might be
interested to learn a little bit more about
it hold up pal you think I need a hair
transplant I ain't buying it but hey if
you got some interesting information
spill the be
just no I ain't making no promises okay
wait wait wait we're making a lot of
progress with this guy I mean this is
the first time we're knocking on his
door too I'm really impressed with
myself the person in the chat I said
when the ugly calls you
twin well I have a lot of interesting
information but it is quite confidential
I don't think I can share it with you
inside confidential information huh
sorry pal but I ain't letting strangers
okay well I did notice that he was
holding a gun that whole time so um
where is that rifle grenade oh grenade is
good whoa what the about it is
going on here put that thing away you
mad man let me inside your house right
now or I will throw this grenade in
playing oh how I you think you can Waltz
in here with your threats fet about it
you ain't coming in buddy take your
else Jen you can also say actions and
the NPCs will act as if your character
actually did that action shut up wait
where's the grenade this is so exciting
I had no idea you could role play with
whoa there bub that's quite a flashy
entrance you got going on what's the big
idea walson up to my door with a grenade
work no he's still alive in there
standing at the door well it's fun to
know that I can lar with them like let's
do a little laring where' that rifle go
let's wear this suit and let's bring our own
gun well well well what do we have here
looks like we got ourselves a fancy
agent with a trigger happy finger what
brings you to my neck of the woods pal
hello I'm here with a collection's
I I up wait wait can wait
can I start over
oh a new outfit pink striped shirt Wing
good who this clashing fashion disaster
you lost pal speak up or I'll re arrange
ascot we wee
wee
I am just in the neighborhood and I
hello okay it worked it worked well well
well if it aim on your pink clasher what
brings you to my slice of paradise speak
quick I got places to be okay leans
romantically whoa whoa whoa what in the
world are you trying to pull buddy you
just cross the line you can't uncross
get out of here before I introduce you
to my friend Mr baseball
bat what H did I read the vibe wrong oh the
the
perfect
who the hell do you think you are
busting down my door with that rifle you
got two seconds to explain yourself
before I introduced you to a world of
pain capiche just hold on a second I'm
actually here traveling around selling a
interested selling guns huh I got to say
you got some guts coming around here
trying to Pedal your wares but I ain't
no fool show me what you got and if it's
worth my time maybe we can do some
business I've got all kinds of guns but
I'm holding our brand new
one w w look who's got some taste a
brand new rifle you say let's take a
look at it then don't disappoint me kid
well here it is it is very long I think
it's a lot longer than yours but we
all right all right you caught my
attention we'll compare rifles but keep
your guard up step inside remember I'm watching
you oh my God he wants to whip our dicks
out and compare them I mean [Music]
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rifles okay we got him receding brown
hair damn I didn't have to do them like
that I think I'm going to wear this and
try to do the Construction route again
person well well well what do we have
here are you here to solve the mystery
of why you're knocking on my door at
this ungodly hour oh no way we have a
caran this is perfect well I actually
received a phone call that you're having
issues with your plumbing is that true
help he
Plumbing issues I haven't reported any
plumbing problems I'm the queen of
perfect pipes thank you very much but
since you're here I guess you can take a
look just don't make a
mess no one has perfect pipes ma'am they
need to be cleaned out a lot I heard
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mean are they look in the chat and
they're like don't screw
up excuse me this is highly
inappropriate no no no that's not what I
meant I meant to say blue
um I meant to say all right I have a better
idea well well well what do we have here
quite the fashion statement you're
making darling but I hope you're not
here to sell me something because I'm
not interested in buying any pirate
themed party supplies thank you very
much ho ho ho oh I mean I I captain it's
me Jack Sparrow I'm here for the meet and
and
greet why did I say ho ho ho oh my
god oh really Jack Sparrow you say well
I'm sorry but this isn't a pirate
convention and I'm certainly not
interested in any meet and greets with
what on Earth are you doing at my
doorstep at this ungodly hour I demand
an explanation ma'am I I have an amazing
opportunity for you to sell essential
oils I've been doing it and I've made so much
money I don't have time for your pyramid
schemes take your essential oils and
Fu well well well what do we have here
another one of your silly pranks I hope
you're not expecting any Applause for
that ridiculous get up wow I'm quite
offended because I was actually knocking
on your door to compliment how amazing
your outfit is I love those sunglasses
tips oh please fashion tips are me I
doubt you could afford my fashion
expertise but if you insist on wasting
my time perhaps I can Enlighten you a
bit oh my God she thinks I'm broke I'll
have you know I'm incredibly Rich ma'am
I may not look like it but that's just
because I need tips from someone like
fashion oh please I've heard enough of
your nonsensical ramblings it's clear
you have no taste or sense of style I
have better things to do than entertain
your delusions goodbye no no no no no no
no o what about this we could show up
doctor oh finally I've been waiting for
my next science experiment delivery
thank you for bringing it darling you
are so welcome Karen but unfortunately I
do have some bad news as your doctor I
am afraid to say that you have been
something how dare you come into my
house and deliver such outrageous news
get out immediately I demand to speak to your
manager well I was going to diagnose her
with ligma I am so bad at this you know
pistol excuse me but this is not a
nudist colony and we are not
participating in your free the nibble
protest I suggest you cover up and leave
immediately you are a mean evil nasty
woman and you are bitter too you are
this I'm sorry but I can't tolerate Abus
of Behavior or threats I must say that
you leave immediately Goodbye Oh my God
I just had to say it I just had to say
it get it off my chest I love that all
the disguises I've tried on her are just
like sitting outside like behind me when
I knock on the
door o a new outfit R sweater ooh I'm
hipster oh W well who do we have here
what's with the late night fashion
statement did you forget to put on your
hipster glasses for knocking on my
precious front door well that's
precisely why I'm here because I'd love
to talk fashion with someone who's as
Karen oh please like I would waste my
precious time talking fashion with
someone who clearly doesn't understand
the Elegance of a sensible pants suit
now kindly take your hipster nonsense
somewhere else and let me enjoy my
evening and peas
Goodbye Oh my God I'm really blowing
this I am blowing this she did
seem to get excited about a delivery so
maybe we can get that meal kit and try
delivering that to her maybe she would
like that I kind of look like a Karen
myself now so maybe she'll Vibe with
me no no no no
no no please do not take mying wig
please do not take my
wig my wig all right you know what I'll
bald oh how delightful you finally
arrived with my boxed meal thank you
ever so much for your promptness I trust
everything is correct and of the utmost
quality oh of course Karen you are our
favorite customer and we make sure that
your boxed meal kit is always the
be well I must say it's about time
someone recognizes my importance as a
valued customer now tell me what
delicious ingredients have you brought
me today I simply can't wait to Feast on
them there are many fresh fruits and
vegetables in here
sausages
hello big sausages are you trying to
insult me I demand an explanation right
this instant I will not tolerate being
treated with such disrespect no ma'am it
was not meant to be disrespectful they
are fresh sausages and fresh fruits and
delighted I'm okay oh my God I almost
blew that one H well I suppose I can
overlook this apparent miscommunication
as long as everything is fresh and up to
my high standards I suppose I can give
it a try but mark my words any
disappointment and I'll be speaking to
your manager oh Karen I am well aware
that you will be speaking to our manager
if you have any problems so I can assure
none finally someone who understands my
expectations I appreciate your
commitment to customer satisfaction
bring the Box Meal inside I might as
well see for myself myself if it's up to
par oh my God we're about to go in I
would love to come inside and help you
unpack all of the fresh fruits and
veggies and unpack the big and very long
meal absolutely not how dare you suggest
such a thing I will not entertain any
inappropriate behavior leave the Box
Meal outside my door immediately or I'll
be reporting no no oh my God she ordered
sausages like what the hell why is she
it excuse me but it's quite late and I
wasn't expecting a delivery what's the
meaning of this disruption ma'am I'm so
sorry that it is very late but I do have
your delivery of coupons for you very
here oh coupons well I do love a good
deal let me take a look at those and see
if they're worth my time but remember
next time deliver during proper business
hours ma'am I will remember next time to
deliver this box during proper business
hours I do apologize but I think you
coupons well I appreciate your apology
it's about time someone takes
responsibility around here show me what
you've got and if these coupons impress
me maybe I'll consider giving you a tip
ma'am you're going to love this box
speaking of boxes when is the last time
hello excuse me how dare you make such
an inappropriate comment I will not
immediately oh my God okay okay okay
okay I'll I'll do it right this next
time okay I just I looked in the chat
and said someone said don't ruin it this
time so I had to
oh my goodness how intriguing what
brings you to my doorstep at this
ungodly hour I simply must know I am so
sorry for the late delivery but I do
have a box full of bottles of wine for
o00 wine you say well isn't that a
delightful surprise I suppose we can
Overlook the tardiness This Time come on
in but make it quick there's no time to
waste when it comes to 1:00 oh my God
this is like the fastest entry yet I
would love to come on in and deliver
your wine I'm so excited that it's wine
you ah red wine that's my favorite too
it pairs perfectly with my Superior
taste I simply must show you my
collection hurry inside and let's toast
to Good Taste it's 5:00 somewhere it's
time to wine down with a good glass of
red wine I cannot wait Karen it's going
good oh absolutely 5:00 somewhere indeed
I can't resist the temptation any longer
please come in and let's indulge in a
glass of red wine together cheers to
Good Taste and Good times yes Karen let's
indulge
I'll leave a terrible Yelp review oh sh
raising the stakes as more people go
missing the neighborhood watch will
increase their patrol oh oh my God we
look so good as Karen holy all
right let's do one last house for today
ooh let's go up here look at this house
oh my God it's huge I feel like dressing
one El Zuck oh my gosh Karen what a
pleasant surprise how can I like totally
assist you on this fine moonlit evening
Elam yes it's me Karen your neighbor I
was just interested in talking more about
Tesla oh my gosh Karen you know I'm like
totally obsessed with everything Tech
Tesla is legit amazing what do you want
to know I want to know everything can I
oh my gosh Karen that's like super
exciting I totally love to show you my
Tesla but my house is kind of a mess
right now with all of the tech gadgets
strown about can we meet up at the local
coffee shop instead I'm so sorry I
actually don't drink coffee so I don't
think I'm going to be able to meet up at
the local coffee shop but we could meet
bed um that's like a really
inappropriate suggestion Karen I I think
it's best for you to go back to your own
bye I blew it I blew it I blew it I blew
it I blew it
wig hey there fabulous person what
brings you to my humble abode at this
ungodly hour I'm just super stoked to
see you woohoo I am an investor and I
would love to talk more about some investing
opportunities oh am OMG you're an
investor that is like totally amazing
I'm always on the lookout for great
opportunities come on in and let's chat
about all the awesome things we can do
together yay oh my God that so easy okay
how do I not blow this how do I not blow
you uh like no thanks that's a major
buzzkill dude I'm not interested in any
inappropriate or disrespectful Behavior
please see yourself out goodbye damn it
what why did he not like that what if I just come naked with a
just come naked with a briefcase I think that could be
good oh no no no no no no no not my Karen
Karen wig please don't take my Karen wig I
wig please don't take my Karen wig I will be so oh my God we have a Karen cop
will be so oh my God we have a Karen cop now no no no
no hey there welcome to zucky tacular
hey there welcome to zucky tacular headquarters how can I make your techy
headquarters how can I make your techy dreams come true today friend oh my gosh
dreams come true today friend oh my gosh you can make my dreams come true by
you can make my dreams come true by signing my baseball cap I'm such a huge
signing my baseball cap I'm such a huge fan of
you oh my gosh thank you so much for being a fan I'm super flattered
being a fan I'm super flattered unfortunately I can't sign your cap
unfortunately I can't sign your cap right now but I can definitely offer you
right now but I can definitely offer you some exclusive zucky tacular merchandise
some exclusive zucky tacular merchandise how does that sound that sounds sounds
how does that sound that sounds sounds amazing what kind of merchandise do you
amazing what kind of merchandise do you have for
me yay I'm so excited you're interested we have everything from the Zuck phone X
we have everything from the Zuck phone X the latest and greatest in smart
the latest and greatest in smart technology to the Zuck pods our
technology to the Zuck pods our revolutionary wireless earbuds and of
revolutionary wireless earbuds and of course we have zucky Tech tacular
course we have zucky Tech tacular T-shirts hoodies and even coffee mugs
T-shirts hoodies and even coffee mugs for all your geeky needs which one
for all your geeky needs which one catches your eye oh my gosh I would love
catches your eye oh my gosh I would love to have a t-shirt or a hoodie but I
to have a t-shirt or a hoodie but I don't know if it's the right size for me
don't know if it's the right size for me can I come in and try it
on I totally get it unfortunately I can't let you try on the merchandise in
can't let you try on the merchandise in person right now but I can guarantee you
person right now but I can guarantee you our sizes are super comfy and fit true
our sizes are super comfy and fit true to size plus if it doesn't fit we have
to size plus if it doesn't fit we have an amazing return policy so no worries
an amazing return policy so no worries at all my
at all my friend damn it that was close Okay I
friend damn it that was close Okay I totally understand you are just so nice
totally understand you are just so nice I would never say anything mean about
I would never say anything mean about about you or pressure you to come
inside reverse psychology a thank you for understanding you're so sweet I
for understanding you're so sweet I really appreciate your support hey I
really appreciate your support hey I have an idea how about I give you a
have an idea how about I give you a special discount code for your zucky
special discount code for your zucky tacular merchandise as a thank you how
tacular merchandise as a thank you how does that sound that sounds amazing but
does that sound that sounds amazing but I'm not quite sure how to use a discount
I'm not quite sure how to use a discount code do you think I could come in and
code do you think I could come in and you could show me
how oh my gosh absolutely I love to show you how to use the discount code come on
you how to use the discount code come on in and I'll give you a personal tour of
in and I'll give you a personal tour of our zucky tacular headquarters while we
our zucky tacular headquarters while we figure it out together get ready for
figure it out together get ready for some tastic Adventures oh my God I did
some tastic Adventures oh my God I did it iing did
it iing did [Music]
it should have stuck to Virtual Reality yeah should have could have would have I
yeah should have could have would have I loved that that was so fun I had no idea
loved that that was so fun I had no idea that there was going to be so many
that there was going to be so many houses we could go to so if you guys
houses we could go to so if you guys like this this please let me know cuz I
like this this please let me know cuz I would love to do a part two and a part
would love to do a part two and a part three and a part four however long it
three and a part four however long it takes for us to go to all the houses cuz
takes for us to go to all the houses cuz this was just so much fun I hope you
this was just so much fun I hope you guys enjoyed it thank you so much for
guys enjoyed it thank you so much for watching and I will see you next time by
watching and I will see you next time by [Music]
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