0:01 we're going to be playing this game
0:03 called suck
0:08 up basically it's a game where you are a
0:11 vampire and you actually use your real
0:13 voice to talk to the characters in the
0:15 game when you knock on their door to ask
0:18 them to let you inside their house so
0:20 you can suck their blood but obviously
0:21 you don't want to be like direct about
0:23 it you have to you know convince them to
0:26 let you inside be a little sneaky about
0:29 it this whole game uses AI so apparently
0:31 like I'm going to be able to talk and
0:33 they're going to be able to actually
0:35 understand what I said to them and
0:37 respond it should be very interesting so
0:40 this is
0:42 me damn I'm kind of goodl looking I feel
0:45 like people will just let me in Period
0:47 like I don't think I need to speak or
0:49 put any clothes on my house is really
0:51 cute too look at this
0:54 place I love the art on the walls okay
0:57 so I can pick up some
1:01 clothing oh
1:02 this is
1:07 cute o paper bag wait this might help I
1:10 feel like people will have no idea that
1:11 I'm a vampire with this on we could just
1:14 say the red eyes are contacts wear
1:17 traffic cone oh that could be good wear
1:20 hard hat okay these are some other
1:22 options around here okay let's go knock
1:31 here
1:33 oh my Deary what a frightful surprise
1:35 how can I be assistance to you this late
1:38 hour hi um could I please come in to
1:42 borrow your phone uh by the way um the
1:44 red I'm wearing contacts the red eyes are
1:51 contacts oh my goodness contacts you say
1:53 how curious I'm afraid I don't have a
1:55 phone for you to borrow but there's a
1:56 convenience store just down the street
1:59 yri they'll be able to help you oh
2:01 wait I should have known like what the
2:03 hell it's 2024 I feel like people don't
2:05 really have house phones anymore it's
2:07 kind of like a weird thing to ask well I
2:09 actually just myself so do you
2:11 think I could come in and use your bathroom
2:19 please oh dear that's quite unfortunate
2:21 but I'm afraid I can't let you in deari
2:23 you see my bathroom is temporarily out
2:25 of order I'm terribly sorry what the hell
2:27 hell
2:29 how how was she going to the bathroom
2:31 let me go around back and see if like I
2:32 can look in her windows and and figure
2:34 out anything about
2:43 door just waiting oh what's this wear a
2:46 sky blue shirt and white
2:48 skirt oh this is
2:52 cute this is cute I can act like um I'm
2:55 like someone that she met at knitting
2:58 club knitting club yes and glasses there
3:07 well hello there Deary what a fabulous
3:08 wardrobe you've got on tonight how can I
3:12 assist you it's me Barb from knitting
3:16 club I'm here for our nightly
3:29 that oh Barb how lovely to see you I'm
3:31 afraid knitting Club is on hold for now
3:33 but I must say your outfit certainly
3:35 captures the spirit how about we chat a
3:38 bit more before making any decisions oh
3:40 okay do you have any furniture in
3:42 there I noticed it's a little bit
3:46 empty um I actually have I have a a
3:47 U-Haul with furniture that I can bring
3:56 you oh she like that oh how kind of you
3:57 Deary but don't you worry about my
3:59 furniture it's my own little collection of
4:04 memories there's nothing in there I feel
4:05 like she has no memory I've got
4:07 everything I need so tell me what brings
4:09 you to my neck of the woods tonight well
4:11 I was here for knitting club but I
4:15 didn't realize it was on hold maybe we
4:17 could talk about our outfits instead cuz
4:26 dress she loves it she loves it oh bless
4:28 your heart dear this old thing it's been
4:30 in my closet for ages but thank you for
4:32 the lovely compliment let's talk fashion
4:34 shall we oh God this this is getting
4:35 hard we're having like a full-blown
4:38 conversation outside like how do we move
4:41 this combo inside yes I love fashion but
4:43 unfortunately I didn't check the weather
4:45 so I'm wearing not enough clothes it's
4:47 very cold can we continue the conversation
4:58 inside she liked it oh my god oh dear it
4:59 must be chilly out there I can't have
5:01 you catch a cold now can I how about we
5:02 continue our little chat and side words
5:05 nice and cozy come on in Deary oh my God
5:14 in well let me in Oh no you're so kind
5:18 you don't have to but sure let's go
5:26 [Music]
5:28 go wonderful just give me a moment to
5:33 come on
5:41 inside oh sh I think I have to suck her [Music]
5:42 [Music]
5:45 blood there's no furniture in [Music]
5:47 [Music]
5:50 here oh my God I got her in my days we had
6:03 oh my God this is going to be perfect
6:04 for when I try to get into the neighbor's
6:13 house hey yo what's the haps my groovy
6:16 Grandma neighbor how can I flex on you
6:18 tonight it's me your
6:21 neighbor from across the street um can
6:30 please okay hold on
6:32 yo neighborino what's the vibe
6:34 unfortunately I can't let you in at the
6:36 moment but I'm down to chat from here
6:38 okay hold on I really blew that first
6:40 one I actually locked myself out of the
6:42 house and it's so cold out here can I
6:44 please come in just for a little bit of
6:47 warmth cuz I'm your
6:50 neighbor I had to throw that in the end
6:53 because like neighborly neighborly love
6:55 you know oh dang that's a tough one
6:57 neighbor I feel you but my crib is just
7:00 not an open door policy kind of place
7:02 but hey how about I call a locksmith for
7:05 you well actually I I had my grandchild
7:07 over earlier and I had no idea what they
7:09 were saying Could you teach me some of
7:20 lingo they like that hey you want to
7:24 learn the lingo that's dope Grand
7:27 poops well I'm grandma oh I'm in
7:28 I'm in I'm in
7:30 in [Music]
7:32 [Music]
7:36 oh my God that was too
7:39 easy that was too easy okay wait we have
7:41 so many clothing options now we can
7:43 really like put some stuff together like
7:45 a little mix and match let's see let's
7:48 try some things on ooh I like that wait
7:50 there was some other clothes out here
7:52 actually like ooh
7:56 this oh this could be good and the hard
8:01 hat and I could be like I'm I'm here
8:08 fix I'm here to fix it there's a police
8:09 officer walking around on the street do
8:22 me oh sh it's like an nft bro Brian
8:24 Bitcoin damn it I was going to go the
8:25 Construction route but like maybe we
8:28 should go that like get in with the nft
8:30 route yo dude what's up with the late
8:32 night construction visit you got some
8:34 crypto questions or are you here to
8:36 build a rocket ship to the Moon with
8:39 me well I was here to fix your pipes but
8:41 I'm actually interested in purchasing
8:52 nft
8:55 hello I heard your pipes were very
8:58 clogged and busted so I'm here to fix
9:00 them but I'm also interested in
9:08 Bitcoin he like that oh he's typing me a
9:11 whole paragraph here whoa hold up my man
9:13 you're a jack of all trades I like that
9:15 but let me tell you Bitcoin is where
9:16 it's at the future of money it's like
9:19 digital gold skyrocketing and value so
9:20 yeah you definitely want to get in on
9:22 that action plus I could use some help
9:24 fixing those busted pipes before we
9:27 blast off to the
9:29 Moon that's fing insane
9:32 just how clogged are your pipes I heard
9:34 they were really backed up and busted so
9:35 I'm going to need to know a little bit
9:44 there wait did I
9:46 say yeah I say something wrong look
9:50 buddy my pipes are just fine what he
9:53 just said that I he [Music]
9:54 [Music]
9:57 W oh it says when a door slam shut the
9:58 neighborhood watch will come to investigate
10:06 oh oh you shift to turn into a bat oh
10:09 sh oh sh that
10:12 was wait did he just pick up my what the
10:14 hell he put on my construction working
10:17 hat oo look at this blue insulated
10:20 backpack okay I could pretend to be like
10:22 door Dash or Postmates this is good where
10:24 where
10:27 Fork oh this could be good wait wait
10:30 wait wait on Postmates but I want to
10:32 come in and eat the food with them let
10:34 me put on this orange sweater yeah that
10:38 looks good and we'll wear this hair yeah
10:40 wait this is and the
10:43 glasses oh I look so cute if your
10:44 Postmates delivery person looked like
10:46 this and they asked to come in to eat
10:48 your food with you would you say yes
10:51 cuz yeah I would say yes let's go to a
10:52 different house I'll come back for that
11:01 later why is he wearing the same
11:03 backpack haha dude what's the vibe
11:06 welcome to my humble sanctuary of plants
11:08 and Good Vibes what brings you to my
11:18 delivery ah door Dash nice man what can
11:20 I do for you need some Greenery to go
11:22 with that delivery it's your pizza that
11:26 you ordered pizza is ba I also have uh
11:28 marijuana and would love to come inside
11:43 you bro he has nothing to say okay hold
11:46 on I need it do again let me do it again
11:48 Pizza is ba and the one you ordered is
11:52 here I also have a pre-roll pack let's
12:00 together how
12:02 whoa hold up dude I can't just invite
12:04 anyone inside you know I appreciate the
12:07 offer but I got to
12:12 pass sh sh sh sh um where's
12:16 the I'm hiding in the bushes okay F that
12:18 didn't work very well oh wait he
12:20 mentioned something about plants let me
12:24 um put on this this plant outfit okay
12:25 look at this now I'm going to come and
12:27 say that I'm here to help him Harvest his
12:28 his marijuana
12:36 whoa dude what's shaking you caught me
12:38 in the middle of a Botanical experiment
12:39 man come on in and let's talk about the
12:42 magic of plants it's me your hired
12:44 Gardener I'm here to cultivate the
12:55 backyard who oh oh man you got it all
12:56 wrong dude I don't know what you're
12:58 talking about
13:01 sorry oh okay maybe he's maybe he's
13:11 sh oh oh my God I'm almost just walked
13:15 right into him ooh this could be good the
13:16 the
13:18 flower oh this could be good I'm going
13:29 flower whoa dude nice headdress what
13:31 brings you to my humble leafy Abode it's
13:33 me the flower you planted in your
13:45 inside it worked it worked oh man that's
13:48 wild a talking flower but uh I don't
13:49 think you'd fit through the door my
13:51 leafy friend how about we just chat out here
13:53 here
13:55 instead wait why would I not fit through
13:57 the door what the hell I would fit
14:00 through the door just fine fine now let
14:10 please o maybe I shouldn't have I got
14:11 offended oh sorry man I don't think it's
14:13 such a good idea to let you in maybe we
14:15 can chat through the window or something
14:17 oh my God this guy it's so hard to get
14:18 inside his house oh we could do like a
14:29 that
14:31 whoa dude what's up with the late night
14:33 dance party Vibes you got me feeling
14:34 like I'm at a Trippy Music Festival
14:36 right now how can I help you out man I'm
14:39 here for the singing performance I heard
14:41 you wanted a DJ to play some music and
14:49 plans oh man that sounds groovy but I
14:51 got to be honest with you dude this gig
14:53 is strictly for me and my green friends
14:54 we're just chilling and enjoying the
14:56 Tunes in peace you know but hey if you
14:58 need any tips on growing your garden I'm
15:14 performance H well I'm all about Good
15:16 Vibes B I'm not really an expert on
15:18 beatboxing but I'll give it a listen and
15:21 let you know what my green friends think
15:22 fair warning though they're a tough
15:24 crowd to please wait I already gave the
15:26 performance you didn't hear it I'll have
15:28 to like say it in a way that could be
15:32 transcribed boom bam bop boom bam bop
15:45 bop he loved it let's go right now wa
15:47 dude that was some sick beatboxing you
15:49 got the Rhythm and The Vibes flowing my
15:51 plants are digging it too man keep it up
15:53 I have more where that came from would
16:00 it I'm one absolutely man you've won
16:02 over me and my green friends with your
16:04 beatboxing skills come on in and let's
16:06 group together
16:10 stop that was too
16:13 easy just kidding it really wasn't that
16:18 attempt okay we got some new outfits to
16:21 wear let's go back to the Bitcoin guy
16:30 nft
16:32 yo bro what's up didn't expect to see
16:33 someone at my doorstep rocking that
16:35 dirty purple hoodie you got me all
16:38 curious now spill the beans dude hello
16:41 Brian Bitcoin I'm here to deliver the
16:45 very first physical nft of yours it's in this
16:53 box whoa dude you brought me the first
16:55 physical nft that's legendary you've got
16:57 my attention man but hold up I got to
16:59 ask how did you manage to turn a digital
17:02 asset into a physical one I downloaded
17:06 it and printed it out on my printer for
17:16 quality oh wait I don't think the nft
17:18 Bros like that wait you printed out a
17:21 digital asset that's wild bro but um
17:23 isn't the whole point of nfts that
17:25 they're non-f fungible and unique in the
17:27 digital realm I'm not sure how a
17:28 physical version would hold up to that man
17:46 oh not that I want my hard hat back from
17:49 the from the guy the cop I'm so pissed
17:51 that he has it are you looking at me oh
17:55 he is he is I like how when I turn
17:59 into a bat he just like forgets that I
18:01 he just forgets that I'm there so he has
18:03 object permanence issues okay let me
18:06 dress up as like a cute young lady and
18:09 go back to the nft bro and act like
18:12 really interested in nfts and have him
18:15 explain to me I just need some cute hair
18:25 perfect hey there fellow crypto Warrior
18:27 what brings you to my crypto cave at
18:29 this late hour Bitcoin is skyrocketing
18:31 to the Moon isn't it exciting well
18:33 that's exactly why I'm here I heard you
18:36 know all about crypto and I don't know
18:38 anything I'm just a girl can you please tell
18:46 me don't worry sis I got you covered
18:49 crypto is the future it's like digital
18:51 gold decentralized and booming Bitcoin
18:54 is the OG but there are tons of altcoins
18:56 too start by researching the basics of
18:58 blockchain technology and dive into the
19:00 White papers of different projects and
19:03 always remember hold on for dear life
19:06 why did we get sister zoned
19:08 like whatever I'm going to ignore that
19:10 this all sounds very
19:12 complicated I think I would understand
19:15 it more if I was able to see it on a
19:24 house I totally get it Sis the crypto
19:26 world can be overwhelming at first but
19:27 once you get the hang of it it's like
19:29 riding a Lambo on the moon unfortunately
19:31 I can't invite you into my crypto cave
19:33 right now but don't worry I'll guide you
19:36 on the path to crypto greatness even
19:38 from outside together we'll unlock the
19:39 secrets of the
19:42 blockchain can I see your big rocket
19:53 Moon sorry sis but my rocket is on a top
19:54 secret mission right now and I can't
19:56 show to you but don't be down I'll keep
19:58 sharing my crypto knowledge and cheer
20:00 you on from afar no
20:03 no all right I know he sister zoned me
20:05 but I'm going to try like a more forward
20:08 approach oh a duffel bag ooh that could
20:10 be good wait this could be good like I'm
20:19 know woo bro you're sure bringing the
20:21 late night energy what can I do for you
20:23 my fellow crypto Enthusiast Bitcoin to
20:27 the Moon am I right why is he broing me
20:30 it's me uh Emily from
20:46 oh who hold up there I'm all about the
20:48 crypto Vibes but that's not cool bro
20:52 let's keep it respectful and F what oh
20:54 my God I should have known when his
20:56 sisters owned me and called me bro when
20:59 I knocked in the door oh
21:01 I'm running out of outfits with this guy
21:02 I really don't know like what is going
21:04 to work to get inside his house let's
21:06 try this and
21:09 this oh
21:11 coin oh my God I can say that I have a
21:20 Bitcoin yo bro what's up I see you're
21:22 holding a shiny coin there is it the
21:24 newest crypto sensation let's talk
21:27 crypto to the Moon yes it's the new
21:30 crypto coin I would love to talk to you
21:39 it ha I dig your enthusiasm bro but I
21:41 got to be honest I'm not familiar with
21:42 coin is it a legit project and you tell
21:45 me more about it yes I would love to
21:47 tell you more about coin it's to the
21:50 Moon bro it's the biggest and best
21:57 swear cond coin
21:59 coin
22:02 damn it I didn't say condo coin I meant
22:12 it whoa bro let's keep it respectful and
22:13 professional here I'm not interested in
22:15 investing in a project with that kind of
22:19 name it's important to approach what no
22:25 way here I'm just going to add glasses
22:27 and go back
22:33 yo yo yo my crypto Amigo what's the buzz
22:35 with that shiny coin in your hand let's
22:37 chat about the future of crypto bro I
22:39 would love to chat about the future of
22:42 crypto bro it is very bright and I've
22:51 now no way dude the next big thing
22:53 that's what I like to here Spill the
22:56 Beans my friend what's this shiny coin
22:58 that's got you all hyped up it's called
23:09 Munch wait Munch I'm not sure what you
23:11 mean dude it's a bit unclear sorry but I
23:18 what oh my God this guy I'm going
23:20 to try a new house let's look for some
23:23 new outfits back here wear
23:27 pistol stop I'm going back to this guy
23:34 dude what's with the get up are you
23:35 trying to break the Bitcoin security or
23:37 something come on let's calm down and
23:39 talk like civilized crypto Bros not
23:41 Bitcoin Bandits just put the gun down
23:44 man this is a holdup give me all of your
23:53 now easy there buddy I don't want any
23:54 trouble just going to go ahead and
23:56 safely close the door now take care
24:03 I thought that might work let me
24:06 wear a safety cone oh look it's like I'm
24:08 dressed as a safety cone let's like go
24:10 trick-or-treating at his house he's got
24:12 like his own personal security guard at
24:14 this point cuz the cop is just
24:16 like back and forth in front of his door
24:19 only oh you know what let's go back into
24:21 this outfit because it actually was
24:23 working out pretty well for me earlier
24:25 when I said that his pipes were
24:29 busted no no no no no no
24:32 no no I don't want to lose this I don't
24:33 want to lose this [Music]
24:42 hat please don't take my cone please
24:45 no he took my cone okay I think there's
24:47 a couple of cones
24:55 go hey there what's the haps I hope
24:56 you're not here to make some changes to
24:58 my Bitcoin billboard because it's all
25:00 about that crypto life and Bitcoin is
25:03 going to the Moon baby I'm here to fix
25:06 your pipes because you took a massive
25:17 them uh sorry buddy but I don't think I
25:18 need any pipe fixing right now thanks
25:24 though the guy is he literally did
25:26 have a Bitcoin blowout in the toilet
25:27 he's just too embarrassed to admit it
25:28 and that's why he won't let let me
25:30 inside look I know he's waiting for me
25:38 there yo dude what's up what brings you
25:39 here in the middle of the night all
25:40 dressed up like you're about to fix my
25:43 Plumbing or something hello there is a
25:48 street wide internet outage and I'm here
25:56 you no way man you're telling me I'll
25:57 finally be able to trade crypto without
26:00 my Wi-Fi dropping that's awesome but
26:02 hold on a sec how can I trust you with
26:03 my precious internet
26:06 connection okay I can't blow this I
26:08 cannot blow this I have been working in
26:11 the internet industry for 40 plus years
26:15 and I love nft myself so I would never
26:23 over H yes okay dude you just earned my
26:25 trust with that nft love come on in and
26:27 let's get my wife I back up and running
26:29 so I continue a journey to the crypto
26:31 Moon yes finally
26:36 finally this is going to be the best
26:47 life oh my God finally and we got a cool
26:51 new outfit check this out yes all right
26:52 I know exactly what I'm going to do at
26:59 house h
27:00 what do you want can't you see I'm in
27:03 the middle of my existential crisis FBI open
27:05 open
27:09 up oh how am I yeah right like I'm
27:10 falling for that one beat it before I
27:13 report you for trespassing damn
27:16 it I felt like I was giving FBI Vibes in
27:19 this she's experiencing a midlife crisis
27:23 so maybe we could go back and like flirt
27:25 with her oh let's try the headphones ooh
27:27 that's kind of cool it looks like I'm
27:36 sup agent Smith what do you want this
27:37 late at night how do you flirt with
27:40 someone when you knock at their door and
27:42 they answer without being creepy I saw
27:44 you at the mall earlier and followed you
27:46 home you're so
27:59 no
28:01 that didn't work that didn't work
28:04 rifle what the hell ooh
28:13 good dude what the actual heck why are
28:16 you rocking up at my door half naked
28:18 wearing a Santa hat it's like a bizarre
28:21 Christmas Nightmare Man oh I forgot
28:25 clothes did somebody hire a sexy Santa
28:34 dance are you kidding me that's such a
28:37 creepy and thing to say take your Santa
28:38 hat and get out of here before I call
28:41 the cobs damn
28:45 it this woman is a Karen I swear okay I
28:53 kit hey there what's Poppin if you're
28:55 here to deliver some grub give me all
28:57 the Deets ASAP hey it's me your neighbor
28:59 I'm actually here because my meal kit
29:03 delivery came rotten and I'm so upset
29:10 fresh oh that sucks sorry to hear about
29:12 your rotten meal kit but I'm not really
29:14 in the mood to commiserate right now
29:16 maybe try contacting customer service or
29:18 something by what the
29:20 hell I thought she was going to carrying
29:22 out with me she did say something about
29:25 delivering food though so maybe we can
29:29 put back on this thing and be a door Dash
29:36 delivery hey there what's the hype you
29:37 lost her
29:40 something what why' she like breaking
29:48 here or Dash what's that some kind of
29:49 breakfast cereal I'm not really into
29:51 that whole delivery thing so no thanks
29:52 this woman is definitely difficult to
29:54 communicate with somebody told me you
29:56 ordered a pizza here and I'm just trying
30:06 ba she like that uh Pizza it's all right
30:08 I guess not really my thing but hey if
30:09 you've got a pizza to deliver I bet
30:11 someone in the neighborhood would be
30:12 stoked to get it good luck with that she
30:14 kind of likes the pizza is bait I think
30:16 so maybe if I spoke to her like that
30:18 pizza is bait but don't talk to me
30:22 before I've had my coffee keep calm and
30:26 Galaxy on am I
30:29 right ah I knew it I knew she was going
30:32 to like that I feel you on the coffee
30:33 got to get that caffeine fixed before
30:36 dealing with anything and hey keep calm
30:38 and Galaxy on sounds kind of cool guess
30:40 we all need some Cosmic Vibes sometimes
30:41 but yeah still not feeling the whole
30:45 delivery thing okay what else can I say
30:47 that's like very like 2013 Vibes I was
30:50 scrolling on Tumblr earlier and I
30:51 figured out what my Harry Potter house
30:58 yours yes yes wait hold up you're into
31:00 Harry Potter too that's awesome I'm a
31:02 proud Slytherin by the way got to
31:04 embrace that cunning and ambition you
31:06 know what about you what's your house no
31:11 way I'm Slytherin too oh my God girl we
31:17 similar no way that's so cool looks like
31:19 we're totally on the same wavelength
31:21 come on in fellow Slytherin let's geek
31:24 out over Harry Potter together
31:33 take this take
31:41 this oh my God I can't believe she was a
31:43 millennial this whole time I've got a
31:47 cool new wig now look at that oh my God
31:49 I have a great new persona wait I'm so
31:51 cool I'm so Tumblr Vibes this place is
31:53 so nice it's like a beautiful Pig
31:55 mansion and they've got a really nice
32:11 something sorry oh my God I'm a little
32:13 bit gagged at his hair hello I'm a
32:16 traveling hair implant service I'm
32:19 wondering if you're interested or if you
32:26 me are you kidding me I'm not interested
32:30 in your snake oil scams now get
32:36 lost F this this this where my clubs
32:37 clubs
32:42 at is that them no where my clubs
32:46 at no no no no no I don't want to lose
32:47 this hat please [Music]
32:50 [Music]
32:54 no okay thank God o suit might be better
32:56 yes oh here it
33:00 is okay I think this is good this look
33:02 for this old guy's house and I can talk
33:09 golfing what in the golly G whz are you
33:12 selling at this ungodly hour I ain't
33:13 buying nothing get on out of here before
33:16 I call the authorities oh my God going
33:18 on so strong I'm here because I'm a part
33:21 of the golf club we go to the country
33:23 club every Sunday and hit balls into
33:30 interested oh how I Rob what I don't
33:32 need no fancy golf club or country club
33:33 I'm perfectly happy swinging my own dang
33:35 clubs in my own backyard no scram before
33:42 iron what the hell he has a really bad
33:43 attitude I feel like we're going to need
33:45 to say something really specific to get
33:54 idea well well well what have we got
33:56 here if you think showing up at my door
33:57 half naked with a pistol is going to get
33:59 you any where you've got another thing
34:00 coming get off my property before I call
34:04 the cops give me all your money old
34:06 man oh how am my you think you can come
34:08 into my house and demand money you've
34:10 got another thing coming you punk get
34:26 oh I'm what in tarnation are you doing
34:28 knocking on my door at this ungodly hour
34:31 Raven oh he recognizes me from across
34:33 the street cuz I'm wearing her exact
34:35 outfit can't a man get some peace and
34:37 quiet around here yes it's me Raven your
34:38 neighbor and I've been thinking about
34:42 how sexy you are you're such a gilf that
34:52 I never you listen here you whipper
34:54 snapper that kind of talk ain't welcome
34:55 around here now kindly take your
34:57 inappropriate comments elsewhere before
34:58 I call the
35:01 authorities damn it oh complain about
35:03 the youth that's a good idea cuz every
35:05 time we knock on the door he's like
35:07 pissed off that I'm knocking on the door
35:15 person in tarnation do you think you're
35:17 doing knocking on my door at this
35:21 ungodly hour spit it out
35:24 boy what I'm an old woman that's exactly
35:25 why I'm knocking on your door because
35:28 kids will not stop ding dong ditching me
35:31 at this hour I'm so upset let's talk about
35:33 about
35:37 it I'm well ain't that something kids
35:38 these days have no respect for their
35:40 elders but since you seem to have a
35:42 genuine gripe I suppose we can
35:44 commiserate for a moment make it quick
35:47 though I ain't got all day okay we've
35:50 got the open invitation I know kids are
35:54 so disrespectful they make my veins pop
35:56 out of my forehead because I'm so mad
36:03 absolutely I feel like my blood pressure
36:05 Rises every time those young whipper
36:07 snappers pull their Shenanigans it's
36:08 enough to make a grown man lose his
36:10 marbles you're not alone in your
36:12 frustration my friend I'm so glad to
36:15 know that I'm not alone because as an
36:18 older woman myself I just feel so lonely
36:19 I would love to come in and spend some
36:28 you well now hold your is there Missy
36:30 It's mighty kind of you to say that but
36:31 I reckon inviting strangers into my
36:33 humble abode ain't my cup of tea I have
36:37 my reasons you know okay it worked
36:39 a little bit but not enough it's just
36:41 been so long since this box has been
37:00 years damn it what do you mean hit the
37:02 road I thought we were flirting let me
37:04 just change like a couple of things this
37:11 good what in the world are you doing
37:14 knocking on my door at this ungodly hour
37:15 I ain't got time for your shenanigans so
37:17 you better scram before I call the cops
37:20 I understand what you mean I'm a boomer
37:37 what's with all the stuttering kids spit
37:39 it out already I ain't got all day to
37:43 stand here and listen to your plan holy
37:45 wait he liked it though guys I got
37:46 scared I got nervous Under Pressure I
37:48 didn't know what to say I'm sorry it's
37:51 just that you make me a little nervous
37:53 I'm so old and alone it's been a while
37:55 since I've talked to someone especially
37:56 someone as cute as you
38:02 you really like that well ain't that a
38:03 surprise you think flattery is going to
38:05 get you somewhere huh look kid I ain't
38:07 got time for sweet talk what do you want
38:08 anyway I feel like this is my last
38:11 chance here I cannot blow this I'm here
38:13 because I wanted to ask if you would
38:16 sign the petition to ban all children
38:18 from this neighborhood I hate children
38:26 you what ban all children that's the
38:28 dumbest thing I've heard all day you can
38:29 take your stupid petition and get out of
38:32 here you little
38:34 troublemaker get the rifle and say
38:37 you're from the NRA meeting it's insane
38:40 okay wait I'm going to pretend to be his
38:48 son ho what in the flippity Flop are you
38:50 doing knocking on my door at this
38:52 ungodly hour State your business you
38:55 hipster I am so sorry to be knocking on
38:57 your door at this late it's just just
39:07 urgent well spill it out then I ain't
39:09 got all day for your urgent business
39:11 what's got your feathers all ruffled huh
39:14 well it turns out you have a
39:24 son son look I've heard enough nonsense
39:26 in my day but this takes the cake I
39:27 ain't buying it and unless you got some
39:31 solid evidence kid I took a DNA test on
39:34 23andme.com and it turns
39:44 son well I'll be darned if that DNA test
39:45 is legit then I suppose we've got some
39:47 catching up to do come on in son and
39:58 worked [Music]
39:59 [Music]
40:01 should have stayed in the
40:04 60s should have stayed in the
40:14 too we got the same hair what's the big
40:16 idea pal you better have a good reason
40:18 for disturbing me this late at night I
40:20 had to knock on your door because I
40:22 looked through your windows and realized
40:24 that we have the same exact hairstyle I
40:26 think we are long lost twin brothers
40:31 you think we're
40:34 twins Fu it about
40:37 it I ain't buying that story pal you got
40:38 to come up with something better if you
40:40 want to get in here well I actually went
40:42 to the balding convention and learned
40:43 all about this thing called a hair
40:45 transplant and I think you might be
40:46 interested to learn a little bit more about
40:52 it hold up pal you think I need a hair
40:55 transplant I ain't buying it but hey if
40:56 you got some interesting information
40:57 spill the be
41:00 just no I ain't making no promises okay
41:01 wait wait wait we're making a lot of
41:03 progress with this guy I mean this is
41:04 the first time we're knocking on his
41:05 door too I'm really impressed with
41:08 myself the person in the chat I said
41:10 when the ugly calls you
41:13 twin well I have a lot of interesting
41:15 information but it is quite confidential
41:17 I don't think I can share it with you
41:26 inside confidential information huh
41:28 sorry pal but I ain't letting strangers
41:36 okay well I did notice that he was
41:38 holding a gun that whole time so um
41:41 where is that rifle grenade oh grenade is
41:49 good whoa what the about it is
41:51 going on here put that thing away you
41:54 mad man let me inside your house right
41:56 now or I will throw this grenade in
42:02 playing oh how I you think you can Waltz
42:05 in here with your threats fet about it
42:06 you ain't coming in buddy take your
42:13 else Jen you can also say actions and
42:15 the NPCs will act as if your character
42:19 actually did that action shut up wait
42:21 where's the grenade this is so exciting
42:23 I had no idea you could role play with
42:33 whoa there bub that's quite a flashy
42:35 entrance you got going on what's the big
42:37 idea walson up to my door with a grenade
42:55 work no he's still alive in there
42:56 standing at the door well it's fun to
42:58 know that I can lar with them like let's
43:00 do a little laring where' that rifle go
43:03 let's wear this suit and let's bring our own
43:10 gun well well well what do we have here
43:12 looks like we got ourselves a fancy
43:14 agent with a trigger happy finger what
43:16 brings you to my neck of the woods pal
43:20 hello I'm here with a collection's
43:23 I I up wait wait can wait
43:26 can I start over
43:44 oh a new outfit pink striped shirt Wing
43:54 good who this clashing fashion disaster
43:57 you lost pal speak up or I'll re arrange
44:03 ascot we wee
44:06 wee
44:09 I am just in the neighborhood and I
44:18 hello okay it worked it worked well well
44:21 well if it aim on your pink clasher what
44:23 brings you to my slice of paradise speak
44:26 quick I got places to be okay leans
44:37 romantically whoa whoa whoa what in the
44:39 world are you trying to pull buddy you
44:41 just cross the line you can't uncross
44:42 get out of here before I introduce you
44:45 to my friend Mr baseball
44:50 bat what H did I read the vibe wrong oh the
44:51 the
44:58 perfect
44:59 who the hell do you think you are
45:03 busting down my door with that rifle you
45:04 got two seconds to explain yourself
45:06 before I introduced you to a world of
45:08 pain capiche just hold on a second I'm
45:11 actually here traveling around selling a
45:20 interested selling guns huh I got to say
45:21 you got some guts coming around here
45:24 trying to Pedal your wares but I ain't
45:26 no fool show me what you got and if it's
45:28 worth my time maybe we can do some
45:32 business I've got all kinds of guns but
45:34 I'm holding our brand new
45:44 one w w look who's got some taste a
45:46 brand new rifle you say let's take a
45:48 look at it then don't disappoint me kid
45:51 well here it is it is very long I think
45:53 it's a lot longer than yours but we
46:01 all right all right you caught my
46:03 attention we'll compare rifles but keep
46:05 your guard up step inside remember I'm watching
46:10 you oh my God he wants to whip our dicks
46:14 out and compare them I mean [Music]
46:20 [Music]
46:23 rifles okay we got him receding brown
46:25 hair damn I didn't have to do them like
46:28 that I think I'm going to wear this and
46:30 try to do the Construction route again
46:39 person well well well what do we have
46:41 here are you here to solve the mystery
46:42 of why you're knocking on my door at
46:45 this ungodly hour oh no way we have a
46:48 caran this is perfect well I actually
46:49 received a phone call that you're having
46:52 issues with your plumbing is that true
46:57 help he
46:59 Plumbing issues I haven't reported any
47:01 plumbing problems I'm the queen of
47:03 perfect pipes thank you very much but
47:05 since you're here I guess you can take a
47:07 look just don't make a
47:10 mess no one has perfect pipes ma'am they
47:13 need to be cleaned out a lot I heard
47:23 [Music]
47:25 mean are they look in the chat and
47:28 they're like don't screw
47:30 up excuse me this is highly
47:32 inappropriate no no no that's not what I
47:35 meant I meant to say blue
47:39 um I meant to say all right I have a better
47:46 idea well well well what do we have here
47:47 quite the fashion statement you're
47:49 making darling but I hope you're not
47:51 here to sell me something because I'm
47:53 not interested in buying any pirate
47:54 themed party supplies thank you very
47:58 much ho ho ho oh I mean I I captain it's
48:00 me Jack Sparrow I'm here for the meet and
48:02 and
48:06 greet why did I say ho ho ho oh my
48:09 god oh really Jack Sparrow you say well
48:11 I'm sorry but this isn't a pirate
48:12 convention and I'm certainly not
48:13 interested in any meet and greets with
48:22 what on Earth are you doing at my
48:25 doorstep at this ungodly hour I demand
48:28 an explanation ma'am I I have an amazing
48:30 opportunity for you to sell essential
48:33 oils I've been doing it and I've made so much
48:40 money I don't have time for your pyramid
48:41 schemes take your essential oils and
48:52 Fu well well well what do we have here
48:54 another one of your silly pranks I hope
48:56 you're not expecting any Applause for
48:58 that ridiculous get up wow I'm quite
48:59 offended because I was actually knocking
49:02 on your door to compliment how amazing
49:04 your outfit is I love those sunglasses
49:12 tips oh please fashion tips are me I
49:13 doubt you could afford my fashion
49:15 expertise but if you insist on wasting
49:17 my time perhaps I can Enlighten you a
49:19 bit oh my God she thinks I'm broke I'll
49:22 have you know I'm incredibly Rich ma'am
49:23 I may not look like it but that's just
49:25 because I need tips from someone like
49:33 fashion oh please I've heard enough of
49:35 your nonsensical ramblings it's clear
49:36 you have no taste or sense of style I
49:38 have better things to do than entertain
49:42 your delusions goodbye no no no no no no
49:45 no o what about this we could show up
49:53 doctor oh finally I've been waiting for
49:56 my next science experiment delivery
49:58 thank you for bringing it darling you
50:00 are so welcome Karen but unfortunately I
50:03 do have some bad news as your doctor I
50:04 am afraid to say that you have been
50:12 something how dare you come into my
50:14 house and deliver such outrageous news
50:16 get out immediately I demand to speak to your
50:24 manager well I was going to diagnose her
50:27 with ligma I am so bad at this you know
50:37 pistol excuse me but this is not a
50:38 nudist colony and we are not
50:40 participating in your free the nibble
50:42 protest I suggest you cover up and leave
50:45 immediately you are a mean evil nasty
50:47 woman and you are bitter too you are
50:56 this I'm sorry but I can't tolerate Abus
50:58 of Behavior or threats I must say that
51:02 you leave immediately Goodbye Oh my God
51:04 I just had to say it I just had to say
51:06 it get it off my chest I love that all
51:08 the disguises I've tried on her are just
51:10 like sitting outside like behind me when
51:11 I knock on the
51:15 door o a new outfit R sweater ooh I'm
51:22 hipster oh W well who do we have here
51:24 what's with the late night fashion
51:25 statement did you forget to put on your
51:27 hipster glasses for knocking on my
51:29 precious front door well that's
51:31 precisely why I'm here because I'd love
51:33 to talk fashion with someone who's as
51:39 Karen oh please like I would waste my
51:41 precious time talking fashion with
51:42 someone who clearly doesn't understand
51:45 the Elegance of a sensible pants suit
51:46 now kindly take your hipster nonsense
51:47 somewhere else and let me enjoy my
51:49 evening and peas
51:51 Goodbye Oh my God I'm really blowing
51:54 this I am blowing this she did
51:56 seem to get excited about a delivery so
51:59 maybe we can get that meal kit and try
52:01 delivering that to her maybe she would
52:02 like that I kind of look like a Karen
52:05 myself now so maybe she'll Vibe with
52:08 me no no no no
52:12 no no please do not take mying wig
52:14 please do not take my
52:17 wig my wig all right you know what I'll
52:25 bald oh how delightful you finally
52:27 arrived with my boxed meal thank you
52:29 ever so much for your promptness I trust
52:31 everything is correct and of the utmost
52:34 quality oh of course Karen you are our
52:36 favorite customer and we make sure that
52:38 your boxed meal kit is always the
52:45 be well I must say it's about time
52:47 someone recognizes my importance as a
52:49 valued customer now tell me what
52:51 delicious ingredients have you brought
52:53 me today I simply can't wait to Feast on
52:55 them there are many fresh fruits and
52:57 vegetables in here
53:04 sausages
53:07 hello big sausages are you trying to
53:09 insult me I demand an explanation right
53:11 this instant I will not tolerate being
53:13 treated with such disrespect no ma'am it
53:15 was not meant to be disrespectful they
53:18 are fresh sausages and fresh fruits and
53:26 delighted I'm okay oh my God I almost
53:29 blew that one H well I suppose I can
53:31 overlook this apparent miscommunication
53:32 as long as everything is fresh and up to
53:34 my high standards I suppose I can give
53:35 it a try but mark my words any
53:37 disappointment and I'll be speaking to
53:40 your manager oh Karen I am well aware
53:41 that you will be speaking to our manager
53:44 if you have any problems so I can assure
53:50 none finally someone who understands my
53:52 expectations I appreciate your
53:54 commitment to customer satisfaction
53:55 bring the Box Meal inside I might as
53:57 well see for myself myself if it's up to
54:00 par oh my God we're about to go in I
54:02 would love to come inside and help you
54:04 unpack all of the fresh fruits and
54:07 veggies and unpack the big and very long
54:16 meal absolutely not how dare you suggest
54:18 such a thing I will not entertain any
54:20 inappropriate behavior leave the Box
54:22 Meal outside my door immediately or I'll
54:26 be reporting no no oh my God she ordered
54:28 sausages like what the hell why is she
54:35 it excuse me but it's quite late and I
54:37 wasn't expecting a delivery what's the
54:39 meaning of this disruption ma'am I'm so
54:42 sorry that it is very late but I do have
54:46 your delivery of coupons for you very
54:53 here oh coupons well I do love a good
54:55 deal let me take a look at those and see
54:57 if they're worth my time but remember
54:59 next time deliver during proper business
55:02 hours ma'am I will remember next time to
55:05 deliver this box during proper business
55:07 hours I do apologize but I think you
55:13 coupons well I appreciate your apology
55:14 it's about time someone takes
55:16 responsibility around here show me what
55:18 you've got and if these coupons impress
55:21 me maybe I'll consider giving you a tip
55:24 ma'am you're going to love this box
55:26 speaking of boxes when is the last time
55:36 hello excuse me how dare you make such
55:38 an inappropriate comment I will not
55:47 immediately oh my God okay okay okay
55:49 okay I'll I'll do it right this next
55:52 time okay I just I looked in the chat
55:53 and said someone said don't ruin it this
55:55 time so I had to
56:00 oh my goodness how intriguing what
56:01 brings you to my doorstep at this
56:04 ungodly hour I simply must know I am so
56:06 sorry for the late delivery but I do
56:09 have a box full of bottles of wine for
56:17 o00 wine you say well isn't that a
56:19 delightful surprise I suppose we can
56:21 Overlook the tardiness This Time come on
56:24 in but make it quick there's no time to
56:27 waste when it comes to 1:00 oh my God
56:29 this is like the fastest entry yet I
56:31 would love to come on in and deliver
56:33 your wine I'm so excited that it's wine
56:45 you ah red wine that's my favorite too
56:47 it pairs perfectly with my Superior
56:48 taste I simply must show you my
56:51 collection hurry inside and let's toast
56:54 to Good Taste it's 5:00 somewhere it's
56:58 time to wine down with a good glass of
57:00 red wine I cannot wait Karen it's going
57:08 good oh absolutely 5:00 somewhere indeed
57:11 I can't resist the temptation any longer
57:12 please come in and let's indulge in a
57:14 glass of red wine together cheers to
57:18 Good Taste and Good times yes Karen let's
57:26 indulge
57:29 I'll leave a terrible Yelp review oh sh
57:31 raising the stakes as more people go
57:32 missing the neighborhood watch will
57:35 increase their patrol oh oh my God we
57:37 look so good as Karen holy all
57:41 right let's do one last house for today
57:44 ooh let's go up here look at this house
57:47 oh my God it's huge I feel like dressing
57:58 one El Zuck oh my gosh Karen what a
58:00 pleasant surprise how can I like totally
58:03 assist you on this fine moonlit evening
58:06 Elam yes it's me Karen your neighbor I
58:09 was just interested in talking more about
58:17 Tesla oh my gosh Karen you know I'm like
58:18 totally obsessed with everything Tech
58:21 Tesla is legit amazing what do you want
58:23 to know I want to know everything can I
58:30 oh my gosh Karen that's like super
58:32 exciting I totally love to show you my
58:33 Tesla but my house is kind of a mess
58:35 right now with all of the tech gadgets
58:37 strown about can we meet up at the local
58:39 coffee shop instead I'm so sorry I
58:42 actually don't drink coffee so I don't
58:43 think I'm going to be able to meet up at
58:45 the local coffee shop but we could meet
58:54 bed um that's like a really
58:56 inappropriate suggestion Karen I I think
58:57 it's best for you to go back to your own
59:03 bye I blew it I blew it I blew it I blew
59:05 it I blew it
59:13 wig hey there fabulous person what
59:15 brings you to my humble abode at this
59:17 ungodly hour I'm just super stoked to
59:20 see you woohoo I am an investor and I
59:22 would love to talk more about some investing
59:28 opportunities oh am OMG you're an
59:30 investor that is like totally amazing
59:31 I'm always on the lookout for great
59:33 opportunities come on in and let's chat
59:35 about all the awesome things we can do
59:38 together yay oh my God that so easy okay
59:40 how do I not blow this how do I not blow
59:50 you uh like no thanks that's a major
59:52 buzzkill dude I'm not interested in any
59:54 inappropriate or disrespectful Behavior
59:57 please see yourself out goodbye damn it
60:00 what why did he not like that what if I just come naked with a
60:03 just come naked with a briefcase I think that could be
60:12 good oh no no no no no no no not my Karen
60:13 Karen wig please don't take my Karen wig I
60:16 wig please don't take my Karen wig I will be so oh my God we have a Karen cop
60:19 will be so oh my God we have a Karen cop now no no no
60:27 no hey there welcome to zucky tacular
60:29 hey there welcome to zucky tacular headquarters how can I make your techy
60:31 headquarters how can I make your techy dreams come true today friend oh my gosh
60:34 dreams come true today friend oh my gosh you can make my dreams come true by
60:36 you can make my dreams come true by signing my baseball cap I'm such a huge
60:39 signing my baseball cap I'm such a huge fan of
60:45 you oh my gosh thank you so much for being a fan I'm super flattered
60:47 being a fan I'm super flattered unfortunately I can't sign your cap
60:49 unfortunately I can't sign your cap right now but I can definitely offer you
60:50 right now but I can definitely offer you some exclusive zucky tacular merchandise
60:54 some exclusive zucky tacular merchandise how does that sound that sounds sounds
60:56 how does that sound that sounds sounds amazing what kind of merchandise do you
60:59 amazing what kind of merchandise do you have for
61:05 me yay I'm so excited you're interested we have everything from the Zuck phone X
61:07 we have everything from the Zuck phone X the latest and greatest in smart
61:09 the latest and greatest in smart technology to the Zuck pods our
61:11 technology to the Zuck pods our revolutionary wireless earbuds and of
61:13 revolutionary wireless earbuds and of course we have zucky Tech tacular
61:15 course we have zucky Tech tacular T-shirts hoodies and even coffee mugs
61:18 T-shirts hoodies and even coffee mugs for all your geeky needs which one
61:20 for all your geeky needs which one catches your eye oh my gosh I would love
61:22 catches your eye oh my gosh I would love to have a t-shirt or a hoodie but I
61:25 to have a t-shirt or a hoodie but I don't know if it's the right size for me
61:28 don't know if it's the right size for me can I come in and try it
61:35 on I totally get it unfortunately I can't let you try on the merchandise in
61:36 can't let you try on the merchandise in person right now but I can guarantee you
61:38 person right now but I can guarantee you our sizes are super comfy and fit true
61:40 our sizes are super comfy and fit true to size plus if it doesn't fit we have
61:42 to size plus if it doesn't fit we have an amazing return policy so no worries
61:44 an amazing return policy so no worries at all my
61:45 at all my friend damn it that was close Okay I
61:49 friend damn it that was close Okay I totally understand you are just so nice
61:53 totally understand you are just so nice I would never say anything mean about
61:55 I would never say anything mean about about you or pressure you to come
62:03 inside reverse psychology a thank you for understanding you're so sweet I
62:05 for understanding you're so sweet I really appreciate your support hey I
62:06 really appreciate your support hey I have an idea how about I give you a
62:08 have an idea how about I give you a special discount code for your zucky
62:10 special discount code for your zucky tacular merchandise as a thank you how
62:12 tacular merchandise as a thank you how does that sound that sounds amazing but
62:15 does that sound that sounds amazing but I'm not quite sure how to use a discount
62:17 I'm not quite sure how to use a discount code do you think I could come in and
62:18 code do you think I could come in and you could show me
62:26 how oh my gosh absolutely I love to show you how to use the discount code come on
62:27 you how to use the discount code come on in and I'll give you a personal tour of
62:29 in and I'll give you a personal tour of our zucky tacular headquarters while we
62:31 our zucky tacular headquarters while we figure it out together get ready for
62:33 figure it out together get ready for some tastic Adventures oh my God I did
62:36 some tastic Adventures oh my God I did it iing did
62:39 it iing did [Music]
62:46 it should have stuck to Virtual Reality yeah should have could have would have I
62:47 yeah should have could have would have I loved that that was so fun I had no idea
62:51 loved that that was so fun I had no idea that there was going to be so many
62:52 that there was going to be so many houses we could go to so if you guys
62:55 houses we could go to so if you guys like this this please let me know cuz I
62:57 like this this please let me know cuz I would love to do a part two and a part
62:59 would love to do a part two and a part three and a part four however long it
63:01 three and a part four however long it takes for us to go to all the houses cuz
63:04 takes for us to go to all the houses cuz this was just so much fun I hope you
63:06 this was just so much fun I hope you guys enjoyed it thank you so much for
63:08 guys enjoyed it thank you so much for watching and I will see you next time by
63:10 watching and I will see you next time by [Music]
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