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dude, why does this [ __ ] game always
release the servers an hour early? Like,
who are you helping? Like, actually, who
are you helping? Like, how jobless do
you have to be to refresh the game over
and over just in case it goes live
early? like get a job, get a life, get
like like like says
me. It's literally not even my fault.
They gave me a time. It said 11:00 p.m.
I'm like, "Okay, I'll be there at like
10, which is 50 minutes early." Oh,
you're 30 minutes late. You're 30
minutes late. Oh, go [ __ ] yourself. I'm
just going to farm [ __ ] I'm going to
farm. Oh, the patch is coming out any
minute now while it's [ __ ] in
maintenance so I can get free [ __ ]
Twitch views by contributing nothing to
society. Sorry I chose to record a
video.
Oh, guys, it's coming out soon. Please
watch my stream
minus
15. Okay, in my defense, I wasn't home.
In my defense,
truly a minus 12.
I just got home like an hour
ago. I [ __ ] ate a burger. Veressa
would be proud, dude. She's a real
American. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Liberal
set.
The March 25th incident.
aware. Yo, I'm not used to my setup
anymore. Oh. Oh.
Bozo. Happy two years, stmer. I hope you
get one totalen for your troubles.
Lope
globe. Shame with glor.
Bro, I'm out of breath from walking
around my house. Am I cooked? Easy. 25
months. I've been here to see your shia
move all over the ranks and the birth of
a new
domain. Lazy. Shut the [ __ ] up, Julie.
Oh, I have a 5080. Look at me, guys.
All right. Buckle up.
Um, well, I didn't watch Veressa
trailer. Let me pull that up.
I actually don't have time to stall
today. All right.
Welcome,
welcome, welcome.
Thank you for streaming these past four
years. You have kept me sane during
college.
Yay! 9 months also. Why are you late?
Almost played thick of
it. Wait, let me test my overlay. One
second. It works.
Welcome, ladies and
gentlemen, to either the best or the
worst stream we've had in a while. 5.5
is out. Uh, one of the bigger patches
we've
gotten. One of the bigger patches we've
gotten, two meta characters. Well, one
meta and one
DPS. A new artifact set that no one
should farm, by the way. Even for
Veressa, just go obsidian. You don't
care what what anyone else tells you.
Just [ __ ] go Obsidian. Uh,
and a very special day for me. Okay,
there's new areas, new new content, new
new things in the game. Hey, there's
[ __ ] Twitch drops. But you know what?
Most of all, uh uh uh there is I I can't
English a new domain. Now, as I said,
it's not a big upgrade for someone like
Veressa. Okay. Yeah, maybe you're over
capping on crit rate. That's fair. But
do you know who it is an upgrade for?
Shiao, [ __ ] And Skirk. And I
like Skirk. And honestly, as the rank
one Ayato in the world, maybe we'll do
an Ayato clear. Okay, I'm rank two now,
but whatever. Rank one. I can say that I
would rather be a rank one Skirk. So,
let's make that happen. And look, I'm
not stupid. I know that we might not get
lucky today. We might not get lucky
tomorrow. We might not get lucky this
patch, but it's a marathon, not a race.
And a lot of you [ __ ] are are
are
[ __ ] excuse my language, but
chimpanzee brain. Ooh. Ooh, new
character so hot. And you go [ __ ]
farm every new domain for every new
character. You [ __ ] aren't
loyal, so I'm competing against nothing.
Okay, I'll be here for a year or two.
You'll be here for one patch, so I don't
give a [ __ ] Okay, watch. Watch as I
masterfully
get the best trial build.
Good luck, Mr. Sock. Also, I'm being
gaslit. Skirk is cool, but like, isn't
she just Jingliu? Like, if you choose
Jinglu over Arleino visually, I think
like scientists need to experiment in
your brain, but I think she's cool. I do
think she's cool. So, I'm excited for
her. Okay, welcome in. I hope you're
doing well. I hope you're doing well.
Okay, let me drink some
water. Sorry, I didn't stream for a I
was preparing some
guides. Um, and I I flew back home today
cuz I started recording in the Toronto
setup and I don't want my audio to be
weird. Although there's one part I
didn't record, so I guess it will be
weird. But anyways, so I'm home now.
We're good. Jess, what the hell? There's
a 20 gifted. Thank
you.
Um, okay. Here's what I'll say though.
Okay, I am like 30 minutes late, but
like it is what it is. You inspire me
every day to cope. That's not my fault.
Why am I so toxic today? Yo, be nice.
Sorry. Uh, today, let me let's talk for
a second. Um, I'm very excited for
Veressa. Can I say something? I've
played
her. I've recorded a video. I think
Vessa is really strong. She's not Mika.
She's not Neville. So, it doesn't matter
if you're a meta player. You pick the
DPS's you like. However, one of the
better DPS's, uh, very
strong, best electro generally, uh,
although Clarin's more flexible. And
Jansan now. Hey, [ __ ] the Okay, I like
Veressa, but like even if you don't care
about the five star, Jansen's kind of
cracked, but Jansen
uh she's a
bit No, I mean, she's she's cool. I I
don't like the way she buffs. I don't
like that you have to either move or be
from that land, but she's really strong.
Uh C2 makes her a lot better. C6 makes
her a lot better. C52,
uh C, she's good. And to anyone, can I
please say something? I'm being so
honest. To anyone who wonders if she
power creeps Bennett. No, she [ __ ]
power creeps. Sheilon.
Okay, not really. But like in the Ma
team, you're not benching Bennett. Like
Bennett's too [ __ ] good. Guess who
you're benching, [ __ ] The
character that everyone said is the best
support in the game. Must pull. You need
her. You need I mean, she's really good.
But yeah, you you play Jansen here.
Anyways, it's day one. I don't know yet.
Like, it's early early calcs. Don't
Don't look at me. Don't look at me. I'm
just the messenger. Don't look at me.
But yeah, get the [ __ ] out.
Anyways, anyways,
um Yasa's really good though. Uh she's
good with characters that move a lot. So
like Chlorin moves uh or anyone from
that land, so that's why. And she's
really good with
Veressa, but like I was kind of just
sending a shot at Chillin. I don't know
why. I actually kind of like
Shillin. I don't know. But uh Chillin is
still broken. you could just like swap
the teams. But yeah, uh Jansen's more
comparable to Bennett. It's just Bennett
is like the [ __ ] goat. So it it kind
of they don't really compete with each
other. Like you're not like benching
Bennett. You're just using both even
more so than like Yolan Singcho cuz
Bennett is better than
Synchro and Yolan and Fina. Sorry. Okay,
we're going to play the game. So, the
Okay, the only thing I'm not excited for
today is the fact that for some
reason, for some reason, the new
characters need like I get they're from
new areas, so they want new flowers, but
bro, both of them need new flowers, and
one of them needs a new boss. Like, I'm
going to have to spend [ __ ] 2 hours
just prepping them before I can play the
[ __ ]
game. I don't know, bro. I don't know,
bro. Like, let me like
like I get that you're like playing the
game, okay? But like flowers, I don't
want to pick [ __ ] flowers. The boss,
fine. I won't complain. But flowers,
however, I checked and I'm pretty sure
there's like a lot of spawns. So, what
I'm going to do is I'm probably going to
go through people's worlds who don't
want to get the flowers. I'll just yank
them cuz I won't have enough in my
world. So, I'm going to need you guys.
Also, yeah, I have 2,000 resin. I
prepped for today. I came prepared cuz
um what why would I spend it before the
patch? Like it's just
dumb for
me. I maxed it out, bro. You think I'm
not [ __ ] doing anything that I can
for Shia? Look at this
[ __ ] 721. What's the story? Oh, [ __ ]
Wait, I
forgot. Yo, welcome in, dude.
Apparently, wait. I'm starting to stream
early. Apparently, you get resin. Okay,
there's a weird glitch or maybe it's
like a thank you from Genchin. Not sure
where you get as much like the the
amount of resin that your date of birth
is. So like let's say you're born in
2000 like me. Oh, it works. Sorry. I'm
sorry. I porned that one. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. Anyways, uh yeah, we got to we
got to do this. We got to do I there's a
new tribe. How the [ __ ] do I get
there? Okay. Also, can I tell you guys
something?
Um, can I tell you guys
something? Can I tell you guys
something? The I'm not going to So,
today I'm going to Why am I Okay, I'm
fine. Today I'm farming. We're going to
get I'm a little bit in guide maker
mode. Uh, I'm going to get both Veressa
and Jansen to 90 or maybe not 90, but
like fully fully build, fully
ascended, all that [ __ ] That's like
goal number one.
I will afterwards farm Long Night's
Oath, but
I No, no, no. Not a quest, please. No,
no.
Okay. Okay. I mean, this is cool. I like
this area is cool. I do think it's cool.
I just don't want to do this right now
because I kind of want to play the game.
Can you get me out of this cut scene?
It's probably just Yeah, it's probably
just an intro. All
good. Oh, also you Oh, hey
Boba.
Okay. Wait, I saw something about a boa,
but I can't remember if it's like from
the live stream or if it's a dream. Do
you guys know like what I'm thinking
about? Is it like from the live or was I
dreaming? Does anyone know what I was
talking about or
no? Don't go straight. There's another
cut scene. Wait, thank you.
Question mark. It's a dream. Look at the
battle pass name card for this patch.
It's cute.
Wait, that is actually cute. And there's
blooming in the title. They named it
after
me. I mean, I don't know why I'm acting
like I'm not going to buy it
anyways. Yo. Okay. This is the only game
I buy the premium one in. Except Star
Rail sometimes, but the I don't I only
do it cuz I need Fragiles for content,
bro. I It's like It's content. You want
me to like lose my
job? This is my punishment for saying
Sheilonin got power. It's not true. It's
not true. Okay. I It wasn't true. I was
trying to be provocative. I would like
to apologize. I was trying to be
provocative. Okay. She's still broken.
I'm sorry. Yep.
Another local guide. A guide. There's a
lot of Oh, no. As long as you Sorry.
Sorry. I just don't want to get spoiled.
Welcoming. Definitely. I told you not to
go straight. I didn't know this was
straight. Let's head out. Oh, wait.
Wait. Is this Why is this voice acted?
This isn't a world quest. What is this?
Well, this is the travel is it? Is there
just a All right, let's get going.
Oh, the tribe quest. I see. I
see. I see. I see. I
see. Mushroom realm mystery. I'll do it.
I will do it. I will do it. Land of
plenty.
Is that the Witcher song? for uh I'm not
Okay, another thing I will I will not
craft a Vermillion goblet. Now,
obviously I love Vermilion and I love
Shia, but if they released a better set
and I still craft a Vermillion one, like
that is cooked. I think I'm going to
wait to farm the domain a bit and then
I'll craft a piece. Like, I'll do it
another day cuz I don't want to like be
stupid. Like, if I get an emo goblet
[ __ ] in the first day, then crafting
one would be dumb.
Just craft both.
Don't talk to me. I need music playing.
Let me unlock I'm trying to unlock the
statue. I don't know why. I guess cuz I
want to see. Maybe. Maybe that's why.
Uh we do have some testing to do today.
I will say though, I played Veressa.
She's very strong. I like her a lot. Um
obviously I enjoy like Shia. What the
[ __ ] Wait, what happens if you get hit?
Um
The video should be out tomorrow
hopefully. I mean, knowing me, it's
going to be in like 3 weeks, but it's
almost done. So, I just need to like
test things to make sure I'm not
yapping.
Um, but yeah, she's
good. Wait, what the [ __ ] Oh, I'm not
[ __ ] Dude, I need shield in my team.
Okay, never mind. Sorry for the
slander. Tell us the premium team.
Can I uh be honest with you? Actually,
no. Well, it's
Maua. There's two. There's two. There's
uh Ma, Chevy, Jansen, and there's Jansen
uh Shen Yune, Fina. There's two. Every
other team is just like kind of cope.
Well, you can replace Mika if you don't
want to use her. You could use like
Shangling Lang or Pyreci. You could
replace Jansen, too. Jansen really
becomes broken at like C2, C5, C6. I
mean, not five. Well, five is good, but
cool. Also, dude, okay, I had to because
I wasn't
streaming, I had to like, did I porn
acted a short? Okay, I had to pretend I
was live, but like just like pretend
that I was live. This is This is my
reaction to the banners. Okay, this is
my reaction to the banners. What? See,
this might unironically be the most
stacked four-star lineup I've ever seen.
We're getting Jansen, Chevis, and
Gaming. Now, listen to me. What's
important on banners is not just that
the four stars are good, but also that
they have good constellations ideally.
So, first of all, Chevis ising insane.
Great with like any pyro carry and a lot
of electro carries too. Probably Vessa
on top of that is someone who's great at
CZ, but also her C6 is insane. Gaming's
there, too. And Gaming is a really
strong fourstar carry. Also, now that
she's out, I can say Chevy's in in Jans
in Veressa's best teams. And C6 is
really wanted. Not required, but wanted.
Janson's also in her best teams.
Janson's also good. Jansen also really
wants C2. And then C6 makes her even
better. A plunger who also gets much
better at C6. Great constellations. And
who's with Shen Yun who works really
well with him. And guess what? Shen Yun
also reading Imaginary.
Dude, I look at my monitor even when I'm
not live. Also, Jansan on both banners.
from what we know from the kit and early
videos that are out. Also, I saw like a
one guy, it had like zero likes, but I
saw a comment being like, "Oh my god,
how dare like I can't believe you didn't
mention that the weapon better doesn't
have fav. It's so bad, brother. I'm
sorry for being happy that for [ __ ]
once in the last [ __ ] 5 years, we
don't have dragons vein and a bunch of
1.0 garbage." Now, don't get me wrong,
fat weapons are broken. Witsith is
great. Stringless is great, but every
[ __ ] banner has the same weapons and
now they're all new. all of them. Now, I
don't think you should pull on the
weapon banner necessarily. I'm not a big
fan of weapon banners. Okay, I'm not uh
Vessa's weapon is a bit shameless. It
It's better than most signatures for
her, but worse for your overall account.
Not the biggest fan, but it's great for
her. If you if you like her, it's better
than her C1. Um, but the four stars are
actually good. I'm I I I said this last
patch. I really want one sturdy bone
just cuz I think the name is funny. Now,
Fruitful Hook is good for Kenich. This
bow is Chaza's best fourstar. This uh
pole arm is sorry catalyst is good at R5
for Nevillelet. Like they're not bad
weapons. The the pole arm is kind of
[ __ ] I think. But sturdy bone's kind of
funny, so I kind of want it. Weapons.
Don't feel forced to pull though. Also,
I said this. Don't feel forced to pull
though. Oh, and also remember that four
stars can be annoying to pull for. So,
if you don't want the five stars, don't
build pity. I said this cuz like you
shouldn't build pity. That's like I know
that's true, but also I I think every
good rule has exceptions. That's just
what you learn when you enter a field.
Okay? Everything has exceptions. I
honestly think that while you shouldn't
build pity unless you want the five
star, if you want the five star or are
fine with them, then then go ahead.
While I think you shouldn't, if you're
really low pity and not on and on 50/50,
I don't want four star and you do like
two 10 pulls. Who cares if you get a
[ __ ] five star in your first 10 pull?
It's not like you wasted a lot. Janson's
[ __ ] broken and you might want Chevy.
Well, really good. And you might want
Chevy or Gaming. So like I don't
know this banner is like unironically
they were like hey I don't know if Vessa
is going to sell so hey take this and
then they gave us I I thought gaming
would be with Shen Yune I didn't expect
Chevy but Chevy's like pretty nice uh
also my Gaming is C5 and Gaming as a
character gets significantly better at
C6. It gives him 20 crit rate and 40
crit damage, which is 80 crit value. So,
it's more than a cirlet. Um, he's just a
better character.
I'm C5. I'm actually going to activate
it all. Um, because I want to get C6
today. I think I'm going to pull until
C2
Jansen and bigger
AoE. See, I didn't even know that. I
mean, I wouldn't know that if I made a
Ging guide, but like it is what it is,
bro. Sometimes you get busy, you know?
something. Well, bro, can I get the
[ __ ] Oculus? I hate this [ __ ] I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Bro, bro, bro, I got
it. Whoa. What the [ __ ] Yo, Theo says
$100. Okay.
Okay. Wait, what? Please activate your
Bennett six constellation fire ventures
with me. It would really make my
day. Okay. Can I tell you something? Can
I tell you something? Can I tell you
something? I will do it because Yansan
is out. Okay, because Yansan is now out,
I can kind of get behind it, but I'm not
going to do it right now. Like, I feel
like it's free content. Like, I can't
just do it right now. Like, who gives a
[ __ ] I'm playing a [ __ ] electro
character. But I think I'm because
Jansan's out. There's legitimately no
reason for me to not activate this. So,
here's what I'm going to do. Okay,
Thoros, here's what I'm going to do. I'm
going to thank you for the dono. I'm
gonna time stamp this exact
moment and then when I do activate it,
I'll include this
clip and you will be
vindicated. You will be vindicated. I
don't even know what that word means. I
just heard it. Okay. I need flowers,
bro. Canella trailer opinion. I haven't
reacted to anything, even Veressa's. I I
did see her I thought it was fan art,
but I I found out it was official. like
the she was like licking a cherry which
I don't know why that's
necessary. But
anyways, dude, these wings are so ugly.
Incoming. Okay,
anyways. She did have a Jane Doe moment.
She did. Look like the long night oath
domain.
Can I knock this guy in the lava?
[Laughter]
Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Wait. What
the I mean, can't he like swim in lava?
He's like
red. I don't
know. God forbid a woman eat a cherry.
No. No. I have nothing wrong. I like the
character. I like it. I think women
should be able to eat. Okay. Sorry. But
if you saw the way she ate it, it was
um it was it was I mean I think it was
relevant to the plot. I don't remember
what the plot was, but it made sense in
context. I'm sure I just don't know the
context cuz I didn't watch the video. I
will watch it. I just didn't yet.
For the record, I didn't ask for boom.
Hey, [ __ ] exploration power creep.
Wait, what the hell? A capy
bar. Capy bar. Capy bar. Wait, they're
[ __ ] chilling with oranges. Wait,
what the hell? Wait, that's that meme.
Okay,
let's ride. Anyways,
um Okay, let me stop stalling. Is there
like an interactive M? Oh, I need this.
[ __ ] Long night's oath. It's going to
be a long night. Buckle up. I'm playing
some music.
Uh, say one playlist. Hey, sure.
Oh, all of my change. Yeah. How do I get
here? Oh, wait. I need to like Oh, it's
so far. You're telling me I need to walk
from here to
here? What the hell happens
here? Look like a dragon, bro.
Use Milani.
wrong version. Where's my way point?
Uh,
I actually don't have that on
standby. Dragon sus. Dude, it looks like
Well, if I say who it looks like, you
guys would be like, "Susk, but it looks
like a dragon." Like the little baby
one, but like not even Sus. It just
looks like him.
Does it not look like the [ __ ] dragon
wanderer adopted? Like I'm not even like
I'm just saying shiny wings donated $15.
If happy ever after did exist. All
right, let's go, bro. I need to I need
to hurry. Can I have to reboot him?
Hopefully, what the [ __ ] Wait, I can't
climb that. How do I get there? Uh,
follow the path, you [ __ ] idiot.
Okay, sorry. Oh, dude. Dude, I'm going
to have to do all that, all
this. Use Traa and fly.
Bro, can I be honest with you guys? I
was playing Dude, I I think Trrosa is
the character I've used the most off
stream since her release. Like, I'm not
even exaggerating, dude. She helps me
for like I I don't even I don't even
like like her character like
particularly like I'm kind of
indifferent but like she actually just
makes every like stupid fight Oh my
god. Just let me play the
game. Banana. Wait, this guy's kind of
cute actually. I'm sorry for I'm sorry
for yelling at
you. Well, are my sounds quiet? I can't
really
hear. Wait, what just
happened?
Okay.
Okay. Music's loud. Yeah, I can't really
hear the
game.
Sorry, I was
vibing. Oh, there's a waypoint here.
Cool. Okay, I need to go to this
waypoint, then this way point, then the
domain.
I will definitely need volunteers though
for people who aren't pulling Veressa to
yoink their flowers for probably both
Veressa and Jansen though just cuz I
can't do enough in one day if not not
now though. A bit later. A bit
later. Probably like 10 minutes.
All right.
All of my change. Oh, wait. I need
those. What the [ __ ] is happening? I
will say though. Okay, also disclaimer
to anyone who's new or who's going to
play this patch. Okay, the like area
actually looks cool. I'm just I have to
speed through it cuz I need to level
these characters or else I'd be like
kind of bat chesting. But it does look
cool as far as like new areas
go. I do think it's one of the better
ones. Well, I haven't played it yet, but
it looks like visually it looks like one
of the better
ones. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Never mind.
There's a pill. Oh, also,
um, I think, okay, let me be serious
with you guys for a second. I think, um,
I've reached critical stages of memory
loss where like I don't even remember
the words I say in real life anymore.
So, I should probably see a medical
professional. I'm not even joking.
However, uh, I forget what was in the
new domain cuz I did it once.
I don't think it was that [ __ ] I
think it was fine. I I I was hoping it
wasn't a pil, but I forget what it is.
So, we can like I can I can still live
react cuz I I can't
remember. Dude, what if the new Okay,
here's another thing. Now, if I'm
sniffing Copium and you want me to stop,
tell me. But there's no way this set is
just for one character, right? Even the
the the Bond one in Fonten, which is
very niche, is two characters, right?
It's Arlino, but it's also Chlor. It's
not just one. So,
honestly, even like this is clearly
designed to look like it's made for
Skirk visually and everything, but bro,
there's no way it's just one character
right now in game. Nobody can set Zero
Energy except Ma, and it's not for her.
So there has to be at least a second.
Who's cryo and new and might be unique?
[ __ ]
Capitano. Now I might be
coping. I might
be. But I'm just telling you like I have
a theory. I do have a
theory. The matpad of Genchin Impact.
Five Nights
at Grizzlies. What? It sounded like
Freddy looking at a
flop
domain. No, never mind. I'm not going to
click on it. I I um the one thing I like
about Vermillion, not to start talking
about my
[ __ ] artifact situationship, but uh
what I do like about Vermillion is that
at least now no one else is there. So
like it's just like I no one I'm not
fooling anyone by being like, "Oh, let
me go be optimal. I'm just there for
fun." But now I'm doing a set that
everyone's going to be doing. You get
me? So it's not the same. However, I
will say like if you're just trying to
farm it for Veressa, it's not worth it
unless you use her best her second best
option, which is Lost Prayer. Or I mean,
I guess Kagura is like is as good. But
if you're using Lost Prayer, then you
can't run
obsidian. Why is it not worth it? Cuz
it's exactly as much damage as Obsidian.
It's like 1% worse.
Sometimes. Sometimes uh 1% better, but
sometimes it's
like.1%. It's wizard good. Yeah, wizard
is great. I'm Wizard is is is my
favonius. Like ZF in like 1.0 or 1.1 was
like I don't know when he was like,
"Dude, Fav is good." And like I laughed
and then okay, Fav is good. All right,
you got me. Fab is broken. But I since
the [ __ ] days of ancient Rome have
been [ __ ] glazing Witsith, bro. Wit
is [ __ ] stupid. Wizit is good. Now,
unfortunately for Veressa,
um her signature is kind of broken for
her. It's not like the It's not my
favorite catalyst for my account, so I'm
probably not going to pull for it.
Actually, I know I'm not going to pull
for it, but for her, it's about like a
30% damage increase. 20 to
30. So, it's it's Yeah, it's like Yeah.
Um, also it's way better. Her C1 is kind
of ass, so it's a lot better than her
C1. Her C2 is good. Her C1 is very
mediocre, but her C2 is good.
Also, one thing I like about Veressa,
she does not have a burst
animation effectively. Like you, if you
ever see her burst animation and you're
not C4, you're playing her
wrong. Like, you should never see this.
You should not see that ever. It's cool,
but you should never see it. I'm going
to do her
trial. Wait, how the Wait, I don't know
how to use her night soul. I've never
done it. Can you [ __ ] roll on water?
Oh, you can roll on water. Hurry up,
bro. Everyone's just like stealing
Kakcomi's [ __ ] Dude, Kakcomi did it
first and now everyone can do it.
Literally
everyone. Just El. I've never held E in
my life. Another thing. Yeah, it is.
Nice and spicy. Um, wait. Someone
mentioned bully and it gave me it, bro.
I was at the mall like buying stuff,
right? Wait, what the [ __ ] What's
happening? Oh, I'm in night
transmission.
Anyways, this is the burst you should be
doing. Oh, I [ __ ] up.
No. Uh, yeah. I was in the mall, right?
And uh I randomly started thinking,
wait, can I open the menu here? Okay,
never mind. You're this rant is going to
wait till I'm done. So, just like pause
on that story till I'm done this. I
don't know why I just reset.
Guide maker. Yo, don't talk to
me. Wait, Kenich has a new VA. Wait,
that's my goat. I mean, Kenich is my
goat. I don't know the VA,
but Wait, let me go listen. Let me go
listen.
I'll be fair when I listen to it cuz I
know as humans we are anti- change. We
are afraid of change. I'll be a fair
man. I'll be honest. I hope he still
says I get him
cornered. So after this next plunge is
when you burst. You do this and then
boom. And then it does that. It's
another plunge with no anim. Well, it's
like low animation time. So like that.
Boom. And then you burst and it's just a
plunge attack. It's so [ __ ] sick.
Shadow, drop your weapons.
Why? I don't know. I don't work there.
Heads up. Hero incoming.
All
right. Check is about Vessa line.
I'm not the friend to come to for
Wait, did they only change the new one
or is it everything? Wait, let me
listen. Bow before. Are you shut the
[ __ ] up?
Locked on. Target acquired. I got him
cornered. No, it's the same. He still
says I got I got him cornered. I got him
cornered. Okay. All I'm going to say cuz
look, I am very supportive of of of
whoever is working on whatever. Okay. I
I don't care. I will say
though in Hongkey star rail when they
change Argentine's voice actor he no
longer says glory
aba which made me angry. So I hope
Kenich when they change his voice lines
if they change his voice lines he still
says I got him
cornered. Where is it? I got him
cornered. That's all. Wait, where's the
new
one? Let me listen to an old one for
comparison.
As you can probably guess, I've run into
her on several occasions. Always during
commissions where I've been hired to
wipe out a horde of dangerous monsters.
That sounds fine. She was only passing
by, but she took it upon herself to come
and help me out. To put it politely,
fighting style is
fairly straightforward, relying mostly
on speed and brute force to knock her
enemies over. To put it less politely,
her fighting style is pretty crude. I've
taken jobs from her before. More of a
long-term collaboration. Yeah, it's
honestly not that big of a difference.
I'm being honest. Like this is the old
one. Wait, is it Jansen? I saw a job
posting once while passing by the I've
run into her on several occasions.
Always during commissions. You're just a
bit softer. Yeah. Now I have an excuse
though. If I ever mess up the Gchendel
and you're like, "How do you not know
that voice line?" I have an excuse.
[Music]
Is the torch pole arm the best weapon
for Jansen? It's actually good for her,
but imagine ever using a pole arm that's
not [ __ ] Favonius on a support. Nice
try, buddy. This weapon is is broken. It
also has a high base attack, so it's
it's pretty [ __ ]
good. But so does like this is um solid
solid choice. Bro only has one leveled.
I use a level 20 one on Toma and I use I
use two level one ones cuz the thing
with
fav is that a lot of the times like
having a leveled one for like Shanha
Yansan whatever really good but
sometimes like if you're playing Jeong
Lee like who cares if it's leveled so
you can just use level one doesn't
matter to iron
point okay let me do one long night's
oath run and then I'll get Veressa I
just want to do one run just this like I
just want to feel something I just want
to feel something and then new domain.
Okay, I just want to I just want to see
what it's like. Okay, first domain,
first time. I just want to see what it's
like. I just want to I just want to test
the waters. Okay, I just want to enter
the domain, see how it feels, how it
greets me. Okay, plunge attack damage.
That's You're off to a good start. Now,
Vermilion, it had ruin graater, ruin
dude, ruin dude. And honestly, I enjoyed
that. This is a furry
Make way for the storm. But honestly,
this is not as [ __ ] as I expected
cuz I was expecting a bunch of [ __ ]
like a pill. This is fine, bro. Our Lo
domain is still worse. Like I just did
this in 20 seconds and I was
yapping. This is honestly, dare I say I
like this place. Dare I
say I'll do one claim. I'm doing one
claim.
First ever long nights oath run. Okay,
we got Yo, this circle is ugly. I'm
sorry. The the skir looks good though.
This this looks good. Well, it looks
like Glad actually. That's Gladiator but
recolored.
Anyways, let's go. First ever
cirlet. First
flower feather. I mean, this one is is
fine. It's the Skirk set, you know. It
could be 40 crit rate of crit 20 crit
rate. Could be good for Skirk.
XL.
Okay. Well, there we have now spent 40
resin
officially. Also, because this is such a
a niche, like new specific enemy, it'll
be very easy to count how much
uh resin we've spent or how many times
we've done the domain because you can
just go here, boom, one. Right? If you
go ruin grader, now I know I do this
every stream, but like let me let me
express my my my truth. You know, you
see the number, you're like, "Okay,
okay, I get it." But like there's some
ruin graders in the overworld. This
[ __ ] I've never seen them.
I'm sure there's going to be some in
this area, but like I probably will only
explore this once and then never come
back. Anyways,
um okay, let's get some What the hell's
happening here? Wait, can I catch that
goat? Oh, wait. I already have
it. No. Okay, sorry. Without the I feel
blue.
Um
It's a local. Wait, what? You can fight
this. What do you
mean?
Ah, wait. This penguin
too. Wait, does he hurt?
What the [ __ ] He just did 14,000
damage.
Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to die.
Wait, wait. Lock in. Lock in. Wait,
wait. I have to lock in. I'm sorry. I
have to lock in, bro.
Why is this HP not moving?
Where's the goat? I can't see him. Oh,
it's me. I'm the
Bro, bro, bro, bro. He's [ __ ]
tracking
me. Um, okay. Well, now I can't retreat
from this fight. I'm already I already
started it.
And say what you will about say what you
will about Zox, but he finishes what he
starts. Okay. He started building Shiao.
Guess what, [ __ ] He never
stopped.
Doing a punch. Yep.
Yo, don't pun that.
Dude, this goat is just [ __ ] like
what is he doing?
useless.
There has to be a better way to kill
these guys.
Love you big Z on my paid chatter by the
way. Hey, welcome in OBS of 27 months. I
appreciate you a and and not just you, I
also appreciate
I died.
Wait,
I was going to say I appreciate your
honesty and your kind words, but
I think every time I talk something bad
happens. Does that mean I should stop
talking? Probably. Is that going to
happen? No.
I'm going to predict this guy's dash. I
died. Okay. Okay. Okay. But I
thought I'm not giving up. Say what you
will about Zox. He doesn't give up when
he starts, bro. He's going to finish the
battle.
I thought I could like dodge in the air.
Have fun with the gift.
Cloud converge. Oh, anyways, I remember
like three stories I have to tell. Okay,
firstly about
uh what I was saying about Chosa. I was
playing her off stream. Dude, I did um
every time I have to do the Natan or the
new weekly boss. Well, it's not really
new anymore, I guess. But this one, why
the [ __ ] is it? Am I dumb? This one I
just used. Like, I did it again, dude.
It It's just like life is so [ __ ]
easy with Tusca. I'm sorry. Like,
obviously Ma's like stronger, but it it
doesn't matter. Like, that that boss is
so [ __ ] annoying. Like, you I don't
know. Maybe it's just a skill issue, but
it's probably the enemy I hate fighting
the most. It's not even close, actually.
Pil's annoying. Like Pavil is more
annoying in like Abyss, but as far as
like overworld [ __ ] goes, it's the most
annoying.
Have fun with this game. So, I just use
Cha and I I clear it,
bro. Can I use Xiao? He's dead.
Feel bad killing the penguin.
I don't know why this is the content I
choose to do. Uh, as Veressa's out and I
need to pull for
her. That's okay.
Is a new set best slot for Ging. No, it
is not good on Ging cuz you can't like
deal damage with a skill and [ __ ] or
like you're not charge attacking
either. I'm telling you, the new set is
like bait kind of like it. Yeah, it it
it's probably going to be good for Skirk
or whoever. meaning that you're probably
going to you might farm it for a new
character
but for I just
died the world
but for like existing what the [ __ ] am I
doing for existing characters it's kind
of assa
disappear ah Ah,
I don't want to die again. Bro, please.
I have a family. I have
kids. Bro, bro, please. Have fun with
this gift. Dodge.
I'm just using my burst, bro. I don't
care. Show me.
cinema. All right, I got it. Ashima
completed. Iron goat and battle goat.
Wait, is there a new duela series? Oh,
there's a third one. This is actually
kind of sick. Wait, I want this. I like
this name card. The
peak. Wait, I actually have to do this.
Okay, we have to do this. We have to do
this. Not right now, but we're doing
this. Draconic gaze.
repertoire. Well, that one was already
in the game. Is there a new challenger
series?
Um, no. Well, I didn't finish this yet.
How did I not finish this? Die or go
parry. Defeat the lord of eroded primal
fire when the battlefield has been
reduced to its small size. Oh, I don't
know how that works. I'll do
that. Okay.
Anyways, let me play the game now. Uh,
okay. It might be time to get flowers so
that I can actually get Veressa and a
center cuz like if I pull for an el 20
like nothing happens. I need flowers.
Um, yeah. Oh, wait. Before that, guys,
you know what I noticed? Listen. Happy
19 months. Good luck on your pull
streamer. Oh, yeah. you um knew
this. Okay, can I tell you guys what I
noticed? Every new area has
its mari, right? And I was thinking I
was like, oh, and and they get like
progressively not necessarily better,
but better, right? So, I was thinking
about it, right? I was like,
okay, obviously nine has obsidian
codeex. Okay, everyone who's like from
that land, night soul points, whatever.
or boom, they have codecs and there's
the support set in the same domain. Uh M
Fonten had basically the same thing with
Mag Hunter. Same thing for characters
whose HP moves fluctuates works with
Fina, right? The archon makes sense
here. Fina makes everyone use the set.
Then there's a set for like supports or
subdps. And then in in Natland, all the
characters including the [ __ ] archon
who's like revolved around Night Soul.
Boom. This is the set for them. Cool.
Sumemeru Deepwood for Dendro. Gilded for
Dendro. The Archon, the Archon is
Dendro. It's EM. It makes sense.
Inazuma, everything's like energy burst.
This, this, this, boom, boom, boom.
Shimanawa for [ __ ] Yo Mia because why
not? No one cares. I get it. Then I was
thinking, what about the first two
regions? So I was like, okay, probably
Ver veridescent for like Monsad cuz it's
like ano. It's broken, right? Really,
really broken set. Then I was thinking,
what about [ __ ] leeway? Like what the
hell did they get? And do you know what
[ __ ] Here's what I was
thinking. If there was no more artifact
sets that were ever released. It was
just 1.0 and nothing else came out. Do
you know what the Mar show of leeway is?
[ __ ] Petra and Boli. Listen. Listen
to me. Listen. What What do these new
sets do? Yeah, they're power crept, but
it's like, okay, crit rate when you're
the Fina drains your HP. That's the
archon. Obsidian when you're from Nland.
Night soul. Ma, that's the archon. What
does the geo archon do? Give you a big
[ __ ] shield that you can use on any
character. What can you do on said
character on any character that's
protected by a shield? 40% normal charge
attack damage.
Now, does this set suck balls? Yes. But
imagine if there were no other artifact
sets and characters actually normal and
charge attack. Listen, bro. At a time
there was an argument. Petra that's the
support set now it's actually used by
[ __ ] Shilonin all I'm saying all I'm
saying people are saying no bless sure
but blood stain is fake this is not a
real artifact set if you've ever used
this well I've used it on Ula but
like anyways I just cooked I had that
thought in a [ __ ] mall by the way
like I was buying clothes and I was like
thinking about artifact sets like that.
Anyways,
sorry. I don't see where this
conversation is going. It just went like
that was the conclusion. Like we just
parked. What the [ __ ] is that? A train?
What the hell is that? Wait, what the
[ __ ] Is that a dragon? Wait, let me
What the hell is going on? Wait, wait,
wait, wait one second. One
second. It's a [ __ ] Astral Express.
Wait, where'd it go?
Do I Is that the
head? I'm going to drown. Yo, I need
plistin. Wait, can I turn it? Wait, what
the [ __ ] do these do? Gameplay tutorial.
I'm good. I'll figure it out. I just
drowned. No, I
didn't. Okay, he just
drowned. Wait, where's the one second?
No, my chest. Something to add to my
collection.
I don't have any
Fistin. All right. Um I'm just going to
go Fina. I'm just going to go Fina. How
about
that? All right. So, how's your
day? Mine is pretty
good. After this, I need flowers so we
can speedrun Veressa cuz uh no stalling.
This is so brilliant. Stop using Fina
over my dead [ __ ] body. I will.
I need to get
this.
Um, wait. What is this thing? Let me
mark
it. Astral Express.
Fina, my marriage ruining
goat.
Okay. I thought we were moving past
that.
She did do that. Wait, what the hell is
this train?
Hello.
Hello. Can I jump in front of it?
Hello, [ __ ] pom pom.
Okay, I'll figure this out later, bro. I
don't have time. I don't have time.
Okay, anyone in chat that has way points
unlocked, either most or all, and who
didn't pick any of the flowers and
doesn't need them, I don't want to steal
them from you if you want the
characters. Okay, it's only if you don't
need them. I just need to hop in. You
only hop out. I'm going to only do the
fast, like the big spawns so I don't
waste any time.
[Music]
Um, I just realized something though. If
I pull the character, I can like mark
them on the map. So, maybe I should just
pull the character. But we'll see how it
goes. First, uh, I just found a random
UD in chat. I'm going to just type this.
Wait, wrong menu. Uh,
F2.
Haida C6. Kaching. I mean, she's
standard, so like I get it. Lion's Roar.
TF Triple Crown. Well, I'm reviewing
this. That's That's pretty [ __ ] good.
This is good. I'm whispering. I whisper
when pieces get to a certain threshold.
Like, like, look at this. Look at this
[ __ ] loser. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That was [ __ ] up. Wait, this is What
the hell is this Kaching,
bro? I respect
that. That's a really good Kaching.
That's a very good Kaching.
Thank you. That is not how you spell
thank you. Um, wait chat, who's the
guy who in Natland shows the resources
again? Is it Kacina or Kich? Is it
Kenich? It might be Gich. Everyone's
saying Milani. No, Kich. It is Kich.
Verilian funeral go on. Wait, what? My
Vermilion funeral. It's not. Look, I'm
dressed to impress Vessa. Uh, I mean,
Janson's great. I don't need to impress
her, but she's my coach. Fitness. Um,
who else? Who else? The new domain. It's
like a new It's a new life. Okay. It's a
new life.
Grappling hook. Hey, thanks for the
dollar. Kenish grappling hook. Let me
pull up an interactive map really
quickly. One second. Interactive map
genion. The sound is so loud, bro. I
can't hear. What the hell is
happening? I
I just clicked track them in game. Wait,
I thought I needed Oh, okay. You know,
my dumbass thought I I I forgot you
could do this. It's fine. I'm sorry,
dude. I'm dumb. I knew I could. Okay,
can I Oh my god. I don't know why I
thought I needed the character to do
that. Like I thought cuz in my head you
do it by going here, clicking here,
clicking here, and then clicking. So I
thought I needed to have Veressa, but I
don't. I'll just pull for after. Bro,
lock in. I even topped the dude. Dude,
dude, I'm ready, bro. Are you running
away? I'm
ready. Collection completed. New area
marked. Brother, there's one more in
front of me. What are you [ __ ]
talking about?
Uh
M
11. Wait, wait. I maybe I'll just do
like the big spots and I get I get the
[ __ ]
out. Wait, what's in front of me? Wait,
are these for Cacina? What? What is
this? Oh, I need [ __ ] hydro, don't
I? Oh, I said Jansen. I meant uh I said,
"What the [ __ ] I need electro. I need
electro.
Um, okay. I almost clicked Dory. Who's
an electro catalyst? Lisa.
Yay. Oh, easy.
Okay. Okay. Cool. Oh, crystal flies
here. Wait, let me mark those. That's
pretty big.
Uh,
cool. Also, can I say something? I don't
Why have I been saying can I say
something so much today? Obviously, you
can [ __ ] say something, bro. It's
your stream.
Uh, I don't [ __ ] with Oruron and
Sidali's night soul transmission thing,
like the float. I think Silali's pillow
is cute and I think Sidali is a cool
character, but I don't I don't [ __ ] with
their floating. I don't know. I find it
annoying. Like I feel like it's not as
useful. Like I get you can do like the
mind control Magneto
powers. Fear Magneto. I get that. I do.
I get it. For agility, but uh I don't
know. I feel like it's not as useful for
just like moving. Like I'd rather
[ __ ] grapple or skate or shark or
[ __ ] bike.
Damn, this is a lot of flowers. Okay, at
least it's easy. Can I open Oh, this is
your world. XD, sorry. I almost tried to
steal your chest. Sorry, buddy. Um,
okay. There's 10 here. This actually
big, too. Okay, 10 there.
Yeah, you you can float in the middle
like Yeah, it you can like get stamina
back from it. But I think you do that
with
Yeah. No, I guess that's right. New
crash in. How much time have you spent
playing Rivals off stream? I don't know.
I got bored. So, I haven't been playing
much. I play if my friends play, but
also I wasn't home. I don't want to like
I've been playing on a [ __ ]
laptop. Bored equal hard stuck. Bro, the
game is [ __ ] easy.
Like my [ __ ] my my troll account is
almost celestial and I just play Adam
Warlock.
This game is [ __ ]
easy. Everyone
sucks. 07. Yeah. Not my fault. What do
you want from me? You You get Look, bro.
Even [ __ ] Even LeBron James loses
games. That's not his fault. It's
not blaming teammates. I'm not blaming
nobody. I'm just saying it wasn't me.
I'm not saying it was anyone. I'm saying
it wasn't
me. It could have been the [ __ ]
universe. All right. This uh this area
was a bit more annoying. How many here?
What? What? Yo, thanks for seven months.
Ranger Sherbert Clross dollar.
Did you check out the new domain yet?
What do you mean?
I did it once. You know, it's not that
bad. I mean, it is four or three years
of my life down the drain, which I mean,
that's that's fun, I think. But outside
of that, it's not
bad. How many here? Four. How many here?
13. Damn. Okay.
Did you watch the Veressa trailer? No,
but I will. I got corner. Okay. Thanks,
Gich. Bro, why is this so
loud? Uh, Electro, hello. Is this not a
rock? Oh, it's not. Sorry, I got
confused.
Um, what is this? Oh, it's a big one. Do
I get multiple? No, I only got Oh, I got
two. Okay,
cool. Wait, why is there Am I dumb? Is
this Why is there a hand icon? Oh, it's
this
one. Okay, the answer was yes, I am
done. Dumb. New FiveStar Chef Girl is in
the trailer. Wait, actually, if you're
[ __ ] baiting me, you're banned. I
just want you to know
that just her back.
I say last
Baressa trailer pre-ournament prep. Oh,
sleepy.
Hungry. You're going to be late.
I can still make it. I can still make
it.
Wait, what the hell? This is good.
[ __ ] Shadow the Hedgehog.
[Music]
Okay.
[Music]
All contestants have arrived. On my
mark, I'm too late. I'm too late. Hey,
isn't that the What? Wait, who is that?
[Applause]
I'm too late. I'm too late. Hey, isn't
that the champion? I saw some dude
missed her. Let me go back. Let me go
back. Wait, where?
Oh, this girl. Wait, she's
cryo. Why? Sorry. Sorry. Hey, I mean
Shznia is coming
out. Uh
uh. Pink. Is that a tail? Tail. Blonde
hair. Chef's
hat. Oh, maybe the the skirt set is for
her. You know, the friend to come to for
Yo, who's yapping? Oh, it's Kadesh.
Sorry. But when it comes to Okay. I
mean, she I can't really tell much about
her, but Wait, there's a little heart on
her ear all on her hair. I want to say
Navia vi, but maybe that's just cuz
she's blonde. So, maybe not. The burgers
have cat I just spit everywhere. The
burgers have cat ears, which is crazy. I
saw like some I saw someone else though.
Am I see like Oh, I guess it was just
like Wait, who is that? Is this just
like an NPC?
Just an NPC. Sorry. I think I should
have time, right?
Oh, it's not Chos. It's the
dude. Dude, I I ate a burger today.
Veressa, we'd be friends. I had a burger
today and I had Shake Shack yesterday.
I'm I'm as American as it gets, brother.
Okay. What the hell is this? What am I
[Music]
watching?
[Music]
Okay. Wait, why is her [ __ ]
soundtrack metal?
I like it.
[Music]
Wait, that was good. Did they like
commission a bag? Cuz that sounded like
legit.
Wait, the tournament is about to begin.
Final call. Where is she?
Sorry, I stopped for a quick bite. She
She was aura farming.
Wait for me.
Does it say who did this? No, it
doesn't. Is it Baby Metal?
No, that's definitely a guy.
ignore him when he's mounting. But I
heard
like here. Where is she?
Anyways, that was good. I actually I
actually like that. I like that a lot
more than her first
one. Although I wasn't really watching
to be fair. I was just listening.
Hey, my bad. I mean,
yeah. Guide maker, by the way. Okay,
sorry. Yeah, I'm reading the
comments.
Uh, no one's saying I don't
know. Do you see the Yes, drip
marketing, dude. Yes, is such a
I don't know.
Oh, [ __ ] I'm dead. Oh, good. Go over
here,
Sabrosa. Dude, that's what I'm saying.
Okay, we love Pink Barbara. I
mean, like, if I'm honest, I don't
really care about her, but I think her
name is cool.
So, I mean, that's
cool. Bad opinion.
She's literally pink Barbara. What do
you mean? V. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm
dead. I'm
dead.
Um, I need
rocks. Hello. Oh, I missed one. Okay.
Sorry. I was like, "Why do they keep
bringing me
there?" Dude, I [ __ ] hate picking
flowers. It's brain numbing and a waste
of my
life. She's pink Shia. She is. But
like, can I say something? Imagine if
Shiao had real constellations, dude.
Like, Vessa does. It's not fair.
It's
okay. Death
increase. Shout clears. True. True.
I want Chevy C6 and Yanson C6. Oh,
you're so cute. I want Faraz on C6. Uh,
hello HR. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. I'm
sorry. It's [ __ ] up, man.
Flirting versus harassment. That's all
I'm
saying. So mean. I'm just I'm hurt
people hurt people. Okay. I've been hurt
too many times as a shaman. I've been
hurt too many times. How do I get here,
chat? Is it from here? Like under the
You go under the
mountain. What the hell is this? Do I
need the the the
cow?
Moo.
Hello. Run into it. Bro, I don't have
the cow.
Hey, Junk Cookook of Genchin. Dude,
funny you say that cuz I saw
Okay, one sec. Self glaze for a second,
dude. I saw Okay, listen. Who would you
say, Dude? Okay, look look no bias here.
Actually, no bias. I'm just saying this
manto man. Okay, one of the most
attractive people like men is Junk
Cookook. Just objectively, like you can
disagree, but you're wrong. Just
objectively, he he transcends. He like
he's he's look, he transcends. He's kind
of like Felix from from String. He's
like he's more than a man, okay? Like
just objectively. Okay, there's a
picture of him in glasses, bro. On God.
Like no self glazing. No self-glazing.
Does he not look like me? Okay. I'm
sorry. Hello. I'm just saying. I'm just
saying. I'm just saying. He saw my
stream. I'm telling you. He watches my
stream. He speaks English. He plays
Overwatch, I think, or used to. He
probably got into Genchin, but doesn't
want to admit it cuz Genchin fans, you
know, you don't want to associate with
them. That's
fine. How do I get out of this
queue? You are delusional. Okay. Sorry.
Okay, I'm sorry. Anyways, let's move
[Applause]
on. Uh,
here. The [ __ ] is this turtle?
You see, Overwatch 2 brought back goats.
I haven't really looked at that game. I
will say though, now that I have no skin
in the game, I wish they just released a
cinematic where they, you know, the
character called Brigittita. I wish they
shot her and then she died and then they
never made her playable. Like, I wish
she just died in canon and then you
couldn't play her. In Genchin, I hope
characters die but you can pull them and
play them. That's
fair. In Overwatch, I I hope they just
What the [ __ ] man? Dude, uh if you knew
what I've been through, you would agree.
If you Many people have been through
similar, will you craft a gobblet today?
Um, no. But
soon. Your kibbea, why can't you
pronounce it? Her name's not Bridget, I
don't think. Bridget. Brig. I don't
know. I just say I died.
Sorry,
I I've never called her by her full
name. I'm gonna get I saw the lightning.
Okay. Yo, Yay. Big fan. Big fan. Love
you. I do. But
um let's just put the let's let's put
Lisa. Let's put Lisa on the team.
Where's Lisa? For level 90, right?
Dude, I don't have a healer. I don't
want to use food.
Oh, also big news for Sara
fans. Sara is uh technically
usable with Veressa in uh Chevy Overload
teams.
So that's cool. The rotations seem a bit
more scuffed up, but um available for
additional fee of adding Capod and me to
explain
Yeah, if you if you don't have Jansen
constellations, your team options are
like pretty flexible. Yasan's usually
the best, but you could use like so many
other characters if not. And then if you
don't have Ma, you could use other
Pyros,
too. But she basically has two teams.
Like Vessa has like two meta teams.
That's it. Well, it's not like that's
it's not like a that's it as in it's bad
cuz her teams are pretty m like they're
very strong, but there's like two main
ones. Okay, enough for this world. Uh,
thank you very much though. Thank you.
Good kaching. Good person.
Allegedly. Thank you. You're welcome.
I'm going to send them a
nita. Let me change my team so when I
load into the world, I have the dudes
ready. We're almost done. I just want to
have flowers so I can do the fun stuff.
Like, this is just the annoying
part. Wait, Julie, why do you type your
UID, bro? There's no way you're [ __ ]
playing this
game. You're not on, you [ __ ]
liar. Genjin
baddie. Who the Oh, [ __ ]
Pon. Hey
queen, did you get
Vessa?
Haha. Did you know
I can
move [ __ ]
Yo, Javi,
how did I die? Like, how did I
die? Proof. Listen.
Listen. Okay, that was terrible. Wait,
listen.
Listen. Wait. How do What is a moo?
Wait, wait. What is it? I said moo. What
is a moo sound? I don't know. I don't
listen to cows. Moo.
SFX. Okay. What the [ __ ] is
this? Cow sound. Moo. High
quality. Okay. This is [ __ ] terrible.
I'm I'm sorry.
Okay, let me show my team. Let me show
my
team. Okay, the usual suspects. I see
the usual suspects. Uh, I need What the
[ __ ] is this team? I need
um
Kenich. I need more
bullets. Thank you for the protein, sir.
Kenich and
um Yay. No, Lisa. cuz Yay is
dead. I'll just use cookie actually.
Don't tell me that. Cookie should
work. Okay. Uh, I need a UID. Oh, I
already found one. Okay, thank you. I'm
going to take the guy who typed
Aboba. All TVs unlocked. Aboba. Wait,
you misspelled T though. All good, bro.
No, I can't even. I can't join a world.
I can't. There's too many. Stop
it. Vain.
103. What
the? So, how was your day, chat? Mine
was good. Uh, they released a new domain
that made the last 3 years of my life
obsolete, but I mean, you know, you got
to look at the bright side in life,
okay? If you just look at the the
negatives, you'll never be positive. You
won't. Okay? You got to failure is only
temporary. Okay? When like like when you
fail, it's an obstacle that lets you
learn from it. Those who know and p
pursue greatness.
You look at like, okay, look at like a
an upwards curve, right? Look at an
upwards curve. Ignore the cow in the
background. Look at like an upwards
curve, right? It's not just going to be
it's not just going to be stocks, right?
It's not just going to be oh money.
Okay, it might go. This isn't
consistency. Okay, do you know what
consistent? Wait, wait. Actually, let me
wait. Now I got a better example. I saw
I saw like a like I don't know if it was
ironic or not, but I saw like a post.
Okay, one
second. Okay, imagine these are like
vials of water, right? Imagine these are
vials of water. Okay, consistency and
like the water represents your effort.
Okay, consistency is isn't you do this
every day, right? That's not consist
what consistency looks like. What
consistency looks like is maybe one day
you're here, right? Then the next day
you're here and then you're here and
then you're here and then you're like
here again and then you're here. Okay?
Some days you're up, some days you're
low, but but that's okay. Okay? As long
as you keep going longterm, what is this
going to look like longterm? It's going
to look like the infamous graph. Okay?
It's okay if if if when you zoom in, it
does like this, right? But as long as it
keeps going
up. Topaz, join the IPC
today. Sorry. Um, I need to get flowers.
I I I I'm sorry. I have to I have a
guide to make. I forgot. Like, if you
guys wonder why the guide is delayed,
it's because I do this
[ __ ] It's because I [ __ ] do this
[ __ ] Wait, flowers. Yoink.
I could leave my Jans on 80 today, but
I'm definitely going to full ascend uh
Baressa. Oh, wait. I didn't even record
an intro. Well, I didn't pull for it
yet. It's fine. Ah,
[ __ ] I forgot. Can we just pretend I
just logged in? Hey, today we're
building two characters in one stream.
Uh, Vessa and Jansen both came out. Mo
mostly care about Veressa uh cuz she's
pretty strong. Well, Yiannis is broken,
too, but she's the five star. So, uh,
what do I But unfortunately, it's in a
new area, which I mean, it's a cool
area, but the flowers are going to take
a while to get. The bosses, the boss,
one of the Veressa's boss is new as
well. And there's a new domain artifact
set, which Vessa doesn't need. She can
use obsidian, but it is her set.
Someone's talking. Ask away.
So, uh, yeah, I'm building them both
today. And I won't go to bed. I won't
sleep. I won't end my stream till
they're both built. Who the [ __ ] is
this? And then we'll play them uh uh in
the
abyss. All right, that was pretty good.
That was That was actually terrible, but
like it's usable. Uh also, I was
thinking about it. I think
um next stream like or maybe maybe I
don't know sometime this week, we'll do
I'm going to spend all my fragiles. So
like the 70 that I have
75. I don't know where they are.
Am I dumb? Oh yeah.
72. Where? Where do you think, bro?
Where do you
think? Where do you think? Like Like be
honest with yourself and be honest with
me. A wise man once said, "Master
yourself, master the enemy." So if
you're honest with yourself, you can be
honest with me. If you love yourself,
you can learn to love others. If you
look at yourself and say you'll never be
great, you're never going to be great.
Not because you're not, but that
hey will find I don't know how the song
goes, but you can fill out the
rest. I Okay, I'm [ __ ]
stupid. Wait, Ki's actually clutch for
this.
Is he dumb? Arc. Hey, you must be new
here. You know what? Let me let me click
on your uh chat
logs. Yep. You Yep. Joins about once a
stream. Following since Okay. 2024,
actually. Never mind.
Maybe. I don't know. I don't even know
what to say to that. Why are you in a
suit? If life gave you an opportunity,
okay, to
make I don't even know. I I don't know.
I I cuz like for a new patch sometimes
you got to dress to impress, okay? You
got to dress to impress sometimes. Okay.
And there's a lot that's new today.
There's a lot for me to to
to want to do.
Why do you talk so much?
Um, why? Why do
Okay. Why? Why? Why not? Why does anyone
talk?
Okay, we're almost done.
You're joining a live stream to ask why
the live streamer is talking. What do
you expect me to do? [ __ ] react to a
video on
mute.
Yep. Honestly, maybe later. Maybe
later. That would be nice. Okay. Of
course it would. Of course it
would.
Um, wait. There's 10 on this [ __ ]
island. It's impossible to get there.
Unfortunate. Can you do relaxing
gameplay for once? Maybe later. Later in
the stream, we might uh do some abyss.
And abyss isn't relaxing, but it makes
me angry. When I'm angry, I um am less
whimsical and there is less points for
agility, less anecdotes to talk about.
Wait, actually, can I tell you guys
about
uh something embarrassing that happened
today? Okay, so I Okay, listen. You're
not allowed to
laugh. Actually, [ __ ] it. Get it out
now. Type your I can't. Just get it out
cuz when I tell this, I need you to be
serious and I don't want you to laugh at
me. Just get it
out. Thank you. Okay, let me track the
right
flower. I was at the airport today. I
flew back home.
pretty short flight.
Uh I went in, it was like a pretty late
flight, so there wasn't uh and a small
airport, so there wasn't like many
people. Okay. I was in fact I was the
only person in the like TSA line. It was
just me. It was just me. And I was also
really late. Like I got there maybe 10
minutes before the flight. So as soon as
I got in the place, I walked into to
board cuz it's like I I I know how long
it takes usually. So any doesn't matter.
I was the only guy there. Okay. I was
the only guy
there. There was maybe like eight TSA
officers, like [ __ ] police dudes just
like chilling, kind of talking to each
other and like like four of them, like
the older ones. You could tell they were
just like there mean mugging and they
weren't saying anything. Then there's
like the younger ones that were kind of
talking. Okay, I'm the only guy there.
No problem. I I just have a backpack. I
have one uh suitcase. No, I didn't pack
much. Just some clothes. I took my iPad
out of the bag. I took my coat off. I
took my boots off. That's it. Cool. I
cross the TSA thing. Beep beep beep. All
good. You're good to go. Thank you. Then
for some reason, I thought, you know
what? I am a entertainer. My job is to
make content, right? I'm an adult video
maker, if you will. That's what I do.
Okay? So, maybe I'll help brighten these
guys' day. Okay? Maybe I'll just I'll
I'll try, you know, I can I can farm
some reactions in a Twitch chat. Maybe I
can do it in real life. So once I
crossed I was like, "Okay, there are
eight people and and it was just me as
like the only dude there." So I I like
there's like a lot of officers. I'm
like, "Why the [ __ ] are there so many?"
So after I crossed, I was like, "Huh, I
must have chose the wrong day to try
something, huh?" And then I expected
them to at least chuckle. Okay, I know
it's a bit cringe, but like like you get
what I was going at. It's just a
light-hearted joke, bro. All of them
just didn't say anything. Like they just
looked at
me. No one said anything.
Okay, tough crowd, I guess. Where am I
going, by the way? Where the [ __ ] are
these? You poor thing. Dude, it wasn't
even that bad. I just said chose the
wrong day to farm something, huh? Like,
that wasn't even that bad cuz there's
like 50 people.
Um, how do I get
up? I'm surprised you didn't get
arrested. Why the [ __ ] did I get
arrested? I'm This is C. I'm Okay, I'm I
was in Canada,
bro. How do I I actually don't know how
to get up there. Do I have to go [ __ ]
Shilon?
Bro, set Arab stereotypes. 24 years.
What? I was making a
joke. I'm I'm sorry. I'm trying to
lighten the mood.
Okay, I'm going to say it, bro.
Streaming might be the easiest job in
the world, but you know what comes
close? The guy sitting at the airport
telling you, "Oh, you [ __ ] take
everything out of your bag." Oh,
actually, put it back in. No, no, no.
Put it back in. Put it back in. You're
doing nothing. You're doing nothing.
I'm
sorry. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry. I actually have no
beef with
them. Did you even pull yet?
No. They weren't even mean to me. They
just like didn't answer. Like they just
didn't even like they just like neutral
faced me. So, I'm not even mad at them.
I don't know why I'm like where this
anger is coming from cuz like it I'm not
even mad at them. Like, did they even do
anything bad?
Uh, where are the other ones?
Whose fault is
that? Yeah, it's mine. I know.
[Music]
Wee. Bro, I actually can't [ __ ] I'm
I'm not looking for the last one. I
don't care. Uh I'm going here.
They they couldn't handle my aura. I
think that was it. I think they couldn't
handle my aura. Yo, Latar, there's a
prime. Thank you. Can I go in here?
Okay. Oh, I don't have [ __ ] um
Kenisha in my party. I can't see
them. How good is Jansan with Arleino?
Is she from Natland? No. Does she move?
No. Use Bennett.
I'm actually not sure. I haven't looked
into Jansen
enough, but uh she doesn't seem to be an
art like, you know,
friend. Probably in like Chevy though.
You can probably use her in
Chevy like Chevy, Jansen, Bennett, but I
don't
know. I haven't looked into Jansen teams
yet. I looked into Yaton's
kit I uh and like how to like use her
but I haven't looked into her teams
other than just like Natland
stuff cuz I've been Veressaing right
now. All right, let me swap teams.
Um,
Kich is Mika's best team Sidali and
Shillinan overload now. Um,
no. Okay. Even like sometimes like
Malika overload is okay, but it feels
terrible cuz you you just instead of
bursting for like a million, you burst
for like [ __ ] half of that. It just
feels disgusting. So
I yeah is this really necessary? You
would want to use if you have Salali,
you use Sali. If you don't, there's
other crow users that can work.
Or you could use a hydro if you like
free or
something. Doesn't apply electro. Yeah,
she also doesn't
heal. She heals like 1k.
I got him.
[ __ ] Why does Kenich do that?
I beg you. Spend your resin. It's going
to be a long stream, so buckle up. Okay,
Janson is overhyped. Not really. Well, I
don't know what people are saying,
actually. Maybe, but like not really.
She's a really good fourstar and like
another Bennett in some teams. So,
like I don't care. That's
good. Jans is Yan saying. Yeah. [ __ ]
ban that guy.
10 points for
agility. Yeah. She also gets a lot
better with cons. So
like
Yeah. Yeah. But also she's part of
[ __ ] Dude, Mau got another buff. Hey,
thank you. Get it back. Ma is not She
wasn't good enough. Thank you.
Thank
you. Appreciate it. Thank
you. Is it not a marginal buff? Um,
well, not like sure, but also it's
replacing a limited fivestar with a
fourstar, so it's it it
is
appreciated. Well, I guess you could use
Chong Yun, but that's [ __ ] fake.
Shiao got a buff,
too. Yeah, you can actually use
um Jansen with
him. I do want Jans on my freeto play
account, honestly. But I don't want to
pull for I don't want I guess I do want
Shen
Yune, but I want Farzon more. So, I
don't know. Maybe I'll get maybe maybe
I'll pull it is a good banner.
Green gorp. Green or glor? There's the
10 months minus 3 years. Go farm new set
buddy.
Ha. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Okay. Go farm
new set buddy. Imagine a PhD student.
Okay. You write your whole thesis. Three
years of progress. Okay. Your laptop
explodes. You didn't save it to the
cloud. You [ __ ] lost three years of
work. That's basically what just
happened to me. Or it gets outdated as
you're going to submit it. Three years
of your life on a ping. Three years
writing. You're about to [ __ ] submit
it and then oh, new discovery.
Everything you said is wrong. That's me.
Except I was never wrong. I didn't I
didn't I wasn't wrong.
I'm going to burst this.
Okay, buddy. Stop the yap and pull.
Wait, let me see. I think we'll need one
more world. We're almost done. Oh, I
didn't say thank you. Thank you, by the
way, for the world. Appreciate it. I got
distracted.
Sorry. You're not a PhD student? I mean,
I'm basically
doing, Bear with me here. I'm basically
a PhD student. Like, if you think about
it, I'm like, my thesis is like Genchin
Impact characters.
Vermilion and its effect its effects
hereafter. [ __ ] you, Tet. Sorry. Uh, let
me look at my flowers. 69 to 122. Wait,
I have so many more of this one. Well, I
need Okay, I'm only going to do Vessa's
ones. Let's [ __ ] speedrun these, bro.
Sudam then they found him the day before
the due date. Yo, another world. Anyone?
Thank you. Thank
you. I have the island unlocked. A Boba.
Wait, you're [ __ ] cook. Okay, your
name is cooked. You're [ __ ]
cracked. Can you please look at the
artifact crafter at Xyox?
Why your name is Your Rage Gaming VODs?
Are you in the wrong
stream? No disrespect though. Also, my
left ear is ringing. It just it stopped
working. I don't know what happened. Am
I dying?
Oh, thanks for the highlight. Wait, this
is actually really clutch. Thank
you. Titus. No, I know I have titus, but
now it's like it like got Okay, it's
fine now. It just like stopped working
for a
second. Verses talent priority same as
Chiao. Veressa is pink Shia but
American.
She's better
though.
Um, first of all, did I ask? Second of
all, I
didn't. Sha Talon priority. Okay, it's
normal attack for your plunge, then
burst for Veressa's thing, and then you
can skill is like really low priority,
but you can still level
it. Where are the flowers
again?
Hello, where are you?
[ __ ] I
forgot. Is Shiao Shangling a Okay, I'm
not reading that. Is Xiao Shang Lling a
good Shaol Shang Lling for Shiao Shang
Lling?
What? What the [ __ ] does that mean? Why
did I read the message I said I wasn't
going to read? That's like That's a 2020
[ __ ] stun lock. You're right. Well,
not even stun lock, but I don't even
know what you call
that.
Okay, add this emote. Uh, honestly, I
think Holi's kind of ugly and
cringe, but maybe that's just cuz I see
it in FOB's chat.
No
disrespect. Bro says that but has low
enabled. Yeah, but like low stays for uh
women's history month, which is every
month for me, by the way. That's every
month for me. But yeah.
All right, cool. Uh, go here. Almost
done. Yo, create this in 26 months.
Thank you, dude. I'm almost done. I'm
almost done picking flowers. I can
actually play the game. I can actually
play the game. Some wide blankets.
He's 6'5, by the way. did with me? Um, I
say that so that other people don't feel
bad cuz like I don't want people to feel
self-conscious. That's just a low
estimate I use just to, you
know,
anyways. Wait, what is this? Can you add
this? This has no channels.
Nobody has added this
emote. Should I add it? Wait, how do I
look? How do I search emotes again? Let
me see. Is there another boom? Let me
see if it's the best
one. Wait, you just remade it. Wait,
what the hell? This about you. Did you
just yawn the emoi? This one's wide.
Well, I like the wide one.
Nuh-uh. What do you mean? Nuhuh.
Bro, I kind of like the wide
one. I'm going to add the big
boom. What is
this? What? Yo, bro. We're never going
to use this, though. This is like an old
meme. Like, this is like an old This is
like outdated. Like no one says Hog 2
anymore. That's
gone. I saw Thanks for 20
months. I mean, I'll add it, but if no
one uses it, I'll remove it. Dude,
um, did you guys I mean,
I I'm late to the meme cuz I haven't
streamed in forever, but I did see the
the video of the guy rubbing a banana
peel on his face. That was pretty good.
That was actually pretty
good. If that happened while this domain
was out, like if that happened in this
domain, I was already farming this
domain. I might have done that for good
luck. I technically still can, but now
I'm like 3 days
late. That was pretty
good. What's your daily routine? Okay.
Do you want my actual daily routine?
Okay. Wake up. Wake up to like an alarm.
My alarm, honest to God, is usually the
quack. It's This is what it sounds
like. It makes me angry. And I don't
know why I have it as my alarm, but it
is. I wake up to that. I snooze it. 5
minutes later, I hear it again. Then I
turn it off. I sleep for another 2 hours
cuz I don't have a real job. Then I open
my phone. I get on [ __ ] I'm like,
"Okay, I'm going to be productive." I
hop on [ __ ] YouTube shorts. Uh then
maybe 7 hours later, I'm kidding. I get
out of bed. Uh then usually, so first
thing in the morning, I don't usually
like start like recording, right? Cuz
then my voice is deep and everyone makes
fun of me. He bro made his voice sound
deeper for the intro. Um so I got to
wait a bit. Uh usually I'll just like
glor around, do whatever I'm feeling
like doing for a bit. I just chill, have
a coffee, then I lock in.
Uh, and then
usually if I'm productive, I work on
videos. If I'm not, I do nothing. And
then I stream. Usually the more I
stream, the less productive I am. Does
that make
sense? HSR drip in 3 minutes. Oh, wait.
Wait. That's actually a good uh that's a
good call. I'm
down. Wait, do we know if Yasine is a
I almost said three star, four star or
five
star. Also, we will be streaming Wawa uh
for the new patch, but apparently the
[ __ ] fivestar weapons mid as
[ __ ] Five star. I
see four stars and HSR question mark.
Yeah, you got me there, buddy. You got
me
there. I might be the only person still
playing a [ __ ] fourstar with
Pella, I guess. I mean, the [ __ ]
person exists. I don't even want to say
their name, though. Like, they they
haven't done anything bad. I I I don't
even I don't dislike them as a person.
They might be a great person, but like
they came in here like they were like,
"Oh, oh, look at look at by the way I
have a girlfriend. By the way, I have a
girlfriend and I'm successful. Oh, oh,
build. Yeah, [ __ ] him.
Oh, look at me. I'm [ __ ] brand online
making fun of you. I I'm [ __ ] uh I
look good and I have a [ __ ] cool
accent. [ __ ] you, man. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Nice beard, by the way. Uh let's go do
this. Unprovoked. I'm sorry.
Leave him alone. It's It's out of a
place of jealousy. Okay. It's all
love. Okay. Do I have
enough? Okay, I'm cooked. My brain is
[ __ ] Wait, let me let me um at least
do
this. Guaranteed at least two rolls for
the minor affixes when fully leveled
up. A horn unwinded. Bro, [ __ ] you, man.
At least the Vermillion set looked like
a butt plug. This one is a [ __ ] horn.
Oh, listen to my horn noise.
Pretty good. I'm actually pretty good at
that. This looks like uh Glad. Well,
only this piece. I actually like this
set. The skirt one looks
cool. HSR drip. Wait, wait. No spoilers.
No spoilers. Live reaction. Wait, I
don't want to. Let me pull up Hankai
Star Rail and then I'll I'll show my
screen. Boom. Wait, it's just Yasine.
You lied to me. You lied to me.
Wait. Wait. I just I got a notification.
My phone. I got a
notification. Cipher. Wait. Valerant.
Oh. Oh, wait. What? Wait. Who is this?
Wait. I've never seen this character in
my
life. Wait, it's a
catgirl. They're uh wait, I didn't look.
Quantum Nahil
Cipher. Oh, no. I did see her. I
remember making a cipher
joke. Give me a corpse.
Sorry, that was a terrible
accent. I did see her. She was in the
trailer. You're right. No. No. I
remember now. I remember now.
Cat pendants, cat ears, mole. Why am I
like saying everything I'm seeing? I
don't know. Tail. She's
cool. Chryso's hair. I like her. I like
her. I like her more than
Yasin. I do like saying Yasine, though.
I don't know. It's a fun name. I like
it. Cipher.
She's
cool. Wait, are her fingers Okay, this
Zoom is going to look sus, but I promise
I'm just trying to look at her hand, so
I won't scroll down too
far. Okay, I think her fingers are like
double jointed. And mine are too. So, we
have a lot in common because my fingers
they like they're weird. Like I can like
bend them weird. It's like a weird like
a like a fun fact about me. I think she
has the same thing. So like we could be
friends. Anyways,
cool. Is that a perk? What does that
mean? I don't know. It's just whatever.
It's actually kind of annoying. I It
sucked when I used to play guitar cuz my
pinky is like useless. I I actually,
dude, I whatever. I don't like using
Okay, I don't like the way these words
sound, so I'm going to stop talking. But
I don't like using like shift on my
keyboard. It's just
annoying. You like I actually I dodge
with right
click. Um, wait, do I have
enough? This guy in chat, by the way,
whose world I'm in, asked Minecraft
stream when? Yeah, buddy. Nice try. Nice
[ __ ] try, buddy. That was unexpected.
Kenich is getting hit. Where's the
flower? What am I doing? It's here.
Wait, I almost have enough. I actually
almost have enough,
bro. Mr. Socks, you answer my question.
I play on a MacBook with a trackpad. Am
I cooked? Um, your
name is
cooked,
but let me look at you. Let me see.
Okay. How Okay, I like that. I like
that. You know what? I respect that. I
respect that. Uh, now unfortunately you
are abyss 103, so maybe you are cooked.
You don't have a C2 wanderer though.
Shiao C2 Ryden Arleino, so you should be
fine unless your builds are like
horrendous.
Wait, this is Wait. No, this is good,
bro. You should be fine. Okay, I don't
know about two-piece two-piece if I'm
being honest. I don't know about that.
Um, but at least your artifacts are
really good. Like this is an insane
goblet that even has attack percent.
Yeah, I mean like the the pieces are
really good. Uh I would recommend going
four piece even just glad, but
um Shiman's rot wander is fine. Although
I think C2 you want to start using your
burst. So I mean
yeah. Wait, 19 crit rate. What the [ __ ]
This is still
good. Okay, never mind. I don't know
what I'm looking at. I guess you can
gain crit rate with uh cryo actually.
You're probably fine. Yeah, I mean your
builds are
good. Check
Ryden. You know what? You gave me your
flowers. You were a nice guy. I'll check
your Ryden. Catch C2 emblem triple
crowned. Okay, we know what that means.
I'm not going to repeat it. Uh I will
you know what? I'll give you the benefit
of the doubt. Okay, I'll you know you
may be cook 37. I'll check your writing.
You have a bloodstained goblet. Fun
fact, if anyone has an bloodstained off
piece or maidens or like lava walker,
you know it's going to be the best piece
you've seen in
decades. Okay, I actually This is good,
but I actually expected better, but it
is good. It's really good. I I just
expected like to to my pants to be blown
off, but it is really good. It is still
really good. Uh attack goblin. I mean,
it's good for uh it makes sense. Uh, you
don't have her signature, so it it does
make sense to go attack goblet.
Um,
yeah, really good
sense. Good circa. You got attack
crit.
Okay. Yeah. This is why you want me to
check your writing. You wanted me to be
angry. This is really good. Okay. I'm
happy for you. I don't have a piece with
39 crit damage that also has crit rate
on any set. So, it does cause a bit of
frustration and jealousy, but in 2025,
I'm rejecting negative feelings and I'm
being a positive person. So, honestly,
I'm happy for you that you have this
feather. Let me look at your flower.
Honestly, pretty good. This is a good
writing. You gained 12 crit rate with
cash. It's a solid ratio. It's solid.
It's solid.
Uh, C2 without engulfing is a bit crazy.
Not Not that's bad. I'm not encouraging
you to spend or go on a weapon banner,
but C2 with catch. Uh, it's good. It's
good. Good. I can't talk. My voice is
dead. If you lot roll six, you're
banned, by the
way. Okay. Roll dice.
Sorry, I wasn't looking. Did you roll?
Should I comment on the cipher post? I
don't have anything to say, bro.
Don't let him get under your skin.
Like, what I even What did I even say,
bro? Say meow. I'm not typing meow.
Wait, wait. Thoughts on pause at you?
Okay. No,
bro. No, dude. This is cringe. I
actually can't type it.
Meow.
I'll just type meow. Lower case is what
it is, bro. Just move on.
She is cool though. Wait, what did I
just roll? I can't. I didn't see.
Whatever. I hope you get Hey, thank you.
Thank you. I appreciate it. Let's emote
appraising. Oh, are there new emotes
that dropped? I like to use these for
for thumbnails.
Um, that's
cool. Looking Oh, locating.
threatening. Satisfied. Drinks tea.
Wait, why is she in a bathrobe?
Eureka. Cool. What's up? Oh, dude. I did
um I did the
[Music]
uh the event off stream. The one where
you have to do ads, the editing one. I
did it. First tried everything, by the
way. No big deal. Uh I like the gua. It
was good. I like the Dude, I like the
the Fina Na'vi interaction. It was
pretty funny. It was pretty
funny. Na'Vi just rolled a [ __ ] 20.
Uh, okay. We're almost done. How many
more flowers I need? Let me check.
Kino 113. Okay, one more world. One more
world, please. Please. One more
world. It's
Broom. I have island a new place. Add
XOS. Hey, you know what? I even though
you ping me, I'll join. Sniper Gorp
Aboba. If your Sino isn't geared, I'm
not joining your world. This is
a You [ __ ] I said I wouldn't. I
said I I I'm an I look, I'm a man of my
word. I said I wouldn't. I said I
wouldn't. I said I wouldn't. I'm an
honest
man, bro. I don't have time. I don't
have time. No,
dude. Bo, appreciate it.
Give welcome for materials. Wait, wait,
Bo, I don't agree to this
contract. Bo, uh, look, man. Uh, that's
not something I can do right now. I'm
just trying to get some I'm just trying
to get some I respect your hustle. I
respect the grind. That's not what I'm
trying to do right now. You are an
exception. Yeah, but doesn't really Oh,
oh, oh. Billionaire streamer doesn't pay
viewer. Like now it's like now you're
putting me in a
situation. The [ __ ] is Peanuts? Mr.
Beast. Dude, I gave like four Grizzlies
last
patch. Why do you look like a butler? I
don't look like a butler, bro. I I'm I'm
welldressed.
Why do you look like a butler? Okay.
Fortnite Battle Pass. Dude, my brain is
too rotted. I have to stop. Like I don't
want my audience to be
like also brain rotted. Like you attract
what your audience like you can like you
you Okay, chill. You attract a certain
audience when you act a certain way. And
I don't I want to have like a mature
like you know smart respectable
audience. I want my demographic to be
like respectable. Okay, so I got to I
got to and I think so far I've done a
good job, but I got to be careful where
I go cuz I know streamers that hate
their [ __ ] chat. They're like, I
don't want to stream. My chat [ __ ]
sucks. I'd like to think that for the
most part, you guys are pretty chill.
When I stream Genchin, sometimes I I
need to like, you know, when I play a
game that's not Genchin, you guys are
cringe. But but but for the most part,
you guys are fine. But I I have to stop
I have to stop with the brain rod.
My
mistake. Do you see Ayato's birthday
art? Wait, wasn't that like a while ago
or is it
new? I don't
know. Today. Oh, I did not see it then.
Nobody gives a [ __ ] about him. Okay,
that is [ __ ] up. I do. I
do. Do you guys want to see my pieces?
No. Okay,
sorry. Wait, let me look at it. Let me
look at it. We're almost done with the
flowers, Charlie. 2 hours into the
[ __ ]
stream, dude. Bro, if our love is
tragedy, right, why are you my remedy?
Like, make it make sense.
I mean, yo, my voice is dead. My voice
is dead. One
second. That's pretty cool. He's just
chilling. It's all
right. Yo, thoughts on replying? Best
hydro DPS? No, no, no, dude. I'm not
trying to I'm not becoming a rage bait.
I didn't have a [ __ ] check mark.
Kami Kamisato Arts Sui
chat. Did he do the word?
Okay, keep going. Only rage bait for
money. I mean, yeah. What? I mean, if
you do it for the love of the game, I
respect you, but I feel like most of it
is is for the is for the revenue, the
like 5 cents you get from the check
mark.
Although I feel like the guy who dunked
his face in the ice bath, like that had
to be rage bait for people to talk about
him. And I think like a 100 million
people saw it, so obviously it worked.
So I respect it. But like something like
that, that has to be like
bait cuz you become instantly
famous. You should do one, dude. I need
to Okay, chat. We need to craft one like
together. Okay. It has to be like I have
to but I have to make it seem unir like
authentic. Like I need to go on a rant
about how I think
like I as a streamer I'm like a
firefighter. Like I need I think that's
the angle I can go on and I need to make
it believable.
Day in the life as an essential worker.
That's what I start with.
10 points for agility. You are extra
sassy today, SD boy. What?
I just haven't streamed in a while, so
I'm getting a lot of the my pent up
stories
out. You're basically a therapist. Okay,
I don't know about that one.
I talked to uh I just said talk to a No,
I said no more brain rot. I I talked to
uh a friend of mine who's a a bio I want
to say bio major, but they're writing a
PhD, so I don't know what that means.
Anyways, and I was I was explaining to
them my chemistry take and if I was I
was asking if I was based or if I was
cringe, right? And they
said
that while I wasn't wrong and it was
true that the every chemist they met is
a cool person. So, I will give chemistry
heads this that allegedly from
secondhand
knowledge. People that that study
chemistry are are are
generally chill people. But I my
rebuttal to that statement was they have
to be cuz they have nothing else because
realistically you study chemistry then
what? You either [ __ ] cook meth,
don't do that for legal reasons or I
don't know what can you even do?
Get in fight.
Is this really necessary? It's like
geologists. Like if you're studying
rocks, you have to be like the chillst
person ever. You have to. And I respect
that. Like yo, look at this [ __ ]
rock. Okay, I'm
down. Wait, I literally only need like
10 more. Oh my god. Yo, last world and
then we're done. Ow, I hit my hand.
Maybe I could do my own world actually.
Wait. Thanks, by the
way. So, hate me. I spam XD. XD. Thank
you.
I have all TPS 68,46.
Well, I think I'm done. Uh 98. I I need
like 10, but surely I could just get
them in my world. No, surely I could
just do this, this, and then boom, 10. I
just I literally just walk here, bro. I
took the What? Sorry, dude. My vocals
are are are like improving. I feel like
though, I'm
impressed. I'm still in co-op
mode. Wait, how the [ __ ] Wait, what?
Wait, I pressed F2. Do you
not Wait, am I dumb? I thought F2 you
can Wait, is is there not a return to
single player mode here? I thought it
was here my whole life. Did they change
it or am I just stupid?
You're not in co-op. Oh, I only have two
characters in my party.
I was like, what?
Yo, I don't know why I made a party of
two characters. I'm stupid, bro.
Okay, I got baited. I thought I had
Okay, I was like, okay, anyways, let's
move on from that. Let's move on from
that
swiftly. So, how was your day, chat?
Mine was uh mine was
okay. I just got home.
When do you expect the guy to be out for
both? Late tomorrow is the ETA. What's
your ETA? Oh, for Veressa. Maybe I'll
just do a stream instead and then delay
it. But hopefully late tomorrow, Veressa
and then Yansan like 3 days after cuz
Jansan I'm I'm I prepped I prepped
everything except teams cuz I don't know
her teams yet. But I didn't record it.
Veressa's recorded. Vessa's recorded.
balls. Mine and yours.
Is she good?
You'll see. I'm going to do abyss
literally within the hour. What the
[ __ ] The streamer is British. Yes,
brava. Yes,
brava. Sorry. Oh, I forgot I'm supposed
to be like doing content. There's a
[ __ ] boss app. Oh no, it respawns
instantly. It's fine. I forgot I have to
kill a new
boss. I don't even know where it
is. Chat, would you guys still watch me?
One, if I was British, two, if I was
bald. Be honest, though, cuz I know
there's a bias against bald people. I
saw Lwig shave his head and he
immediately looked like 70 100 no like
150% more
racist. Even though I know it's just a
haircut, it just it's just how I felt.
You're both I'm I am not. Thank you very
much.
Do you see the new sets added to the
strong
box? Wait,
are they out already?
Yeah,
I'm telling you I I don't have memory.
Like I don't
remember anything I read
unless it's like important. Like I'll
remember [ __ ] that's like like I could I
could perfectly recite to you
like what Vermillion Hereafter does, but
I just died on Peach. Pleasure doing
business with you.
Wait, let me get this way point before I
TP out. I I was about to do something
dumb. Wait, I didn't get
the No, I got it. Wait, it's three, not
two. I
lied. Sorry. I don't know why I did
that. Okay. Uh, let me just finish.
We're done with the Vessa flowers. Let
me finish with the Yan san. Almost done.
Yeah, right here.
All right.
All right. Let's finish this fast. I
don't have electric. I do.
Do you remember when you promised to
play Elden Ring? I will, bro. I'm about
to. I'm actually going to. Like, I'm
actually going to. Are you running away?
I will.
Um,
you really are a phony, you know.
Okay.
Um, okay. Um, almost
done. Straw box patch notes. Can't I
just teleport to the straw box and see
it
myself? I I like like where are the
flower? Oh, they're there.
Bring it.
Do you have skincare routine? You have
good skin care. Skin glow. Hey, thank
you. Hey, thank you. Hey, thank you so
much for the kind message. Thank you.
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I
What can I say? What can I say? What can
I say?
water and ice. I take a big bowl. I fill
it up with cold water and ice because I
hate myself and I'm fueled by anger. So,
I shove my head in it. I I and I uh I do
that and then I rub a banana peel it on
my face, but I make sure and then I eat
the banana, I make sure to like cut it
uh with my hand cuz my masculinity is
very fragile. Uh so I I get
uncomfortable if I eat the banana
normally. So I I I break it with my
hands and then I rub the peel on my
face.
Yo, this this guy's just
vibing. I actually did steal. I don't I
I Okay, like I usually don't do anything
and I just like rot for like a week and
then for a week I take care of myself. I
alternate I alternate between omega
rotting and being hyper healthy. So,
it's kind of weird, but
um yeah, Julie recommended me these
Korean products, Sarah V and another
brand, I forget. So, I have a cleanser
and a moisturizer. That's it. I only
have two things. Sometimes I'll steal
fangs, though. She like she doesn't
know. Servy's ass. I don't care, buddy.
You're
ass. I know, but like Servy's not
Korean. Okay. Well, the other thing I
have is Korean. It's like all in Korean
writing, so I don't know what brand it
is. It's like the moisturizer. This is
just a cleanser. I mean, it's just a
cleanser. I don't think it matters what
brand you
use. The moisturizer is Korean. Not that
it matters. Well, I mean, maybe it does.
Maybe, dude, maybe. Dude, I don't know.
Like, every time, okay, I'm going to
speak my truth. Every time I load into a
game of any game and there's a a a name
in full Korean, I get [ __ ] I get
stomped. So, I assume for skincare, it's
the same thing. Like if they f if they
[ __ ] me in Marvel Rivals, then they'll
they probably know what they're
doing. Gatekeeping. I'm not gatekeeping.
I just don't know what it's called. You
run upstairs. If if I win my 50/50, I'll
run upstairs, get the bottle, bring it
down, and show it to you. But I have to
win the 50/50. And I think it's actually
pulling time. Wait. Is this a [ __ ]
duck? Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no.
What am I doing? What am I doing?
Oh, I can't get
it. Die,
duck. Sorry. I I wanted to capture it. I
couldn't. So, like, [ __ ] you. You still
haven't pulled. I
can't. Oh, yeah. Okay, I'll get the
boss. I I'll I'll pull and then I'll
find the boss. But where is it? I just
want to see. Wait, it's under
me. The [ __ ] How do I get there?
Uh from
here. So like
here.
Yes.
Okay. Same. I don't know. That's why I
came here. Hey, I'll help a viewer out.
Okay. But but you have to but from now
on you have to like be my like I was
going to say friend, but like that's
kind of weird. Okay. You don't have to
do anything, but like let me show you.
Let me show you. Okay. We'll find it
together. Okay. We'll find it together.
We'll find it together. Sometimes we'll
find it together. Crashing into this
area.
Oh, it's probably just here.
You seem way too new track. Quality of
life.
Track and guide. Oh, yeah. It does show
you. That's cool. Super dangerous. Oh,
you think so? Oh, yeah. It's literally
just right here. That is cool. I like
that. Hey, good quality of life. All we
need to do is smash it to pieces.
Well, how do I I didn't read the
tutorial on using this
guy.
Okay. What am I doing? Wait, it
worked. Oh, you can plunge.
Nice. Makes sense. Rest of
punches. Dude, I'm bunny hopping. Look
at this movement. Look at this movement
tech. Oh, [ __ ]
No. I'm just going to get out. It's
fine.
Way
point. All right, cool. Oh. Oh, crystal
flies. Thank you. Wait, I have more
crystal
flies. Sickness. Thanks for 22 months.
Appreciate
it. Lord, Lord, thanks 100 bits. I blame
you. Wait, what do you mean? I've done
92 pulls and no shien. I blame you, Mr.
Socks.
I'm going to put my crystal fly trap
here. Not because I want to do
vermillion, but because I have to
remember my roots. You have to remember
where you came from. Okay. When you're
at when you ascend, you have to remember
where you started to stay humble. Stay
grounded. Crystal fly
trap guide when I know, dude. I
shouldn't be streaming right now. I
should be editing. Zelda, thanks. 19
months. Wait, let me check my DMs. See
if Allan needs anything. Vid is
currently 29 minutes long. Just letting
you know. All good. It's not about
length.
But how is it? Bong XD. What part?
Uh, sounds good. Let me know if you need
anything right now or still good. I can
get talent
footage. Jake messaged me at 11:10 p.m.
Let's see what he sent
me. Oh my
What is this [ __ ] Tuanto? Go.
Why am I watching?
I need more bullets. Here's how I
allocate my energy.
Dude, how does he goes to investigate?
How did he do that?
Oh, nice shot.
Bomb has been
planted. That's impressive muscle
control, dude. That's what I'm saying.
Like, some of the NPC streaming stuff is
cringe, but like how do you Okay, I most
replayed. Okay. Like, how do you do
this?
Like, I'm not looking. Like, I wasn't
looking. But I don't know how you would
even [ __ ] do
that. Anyways,
uh let me claim my dailies. Boom. Also,
I uh let me get my transient
resin. Subspace emissary.
machines you stand on. No, dude. Don't
ruin the [ __ ]
illusion. I thought it was like a
god-given talent. Women's history month.
I'm a woman and yet I'm having the
worst. Oh, yeah. I got uh French
attending Wong. Woo!
Pogers, it's your fault. I'm a It's
Women's History Month. I'm a woman and
I'm having the worst luck I've ever had
in Genchin. Bro, how what is this new
layout? Wait, this is cool. transforms.
Wait, this is actually really nice for
like Oh my god, dude. Tubby's menu is
was disgusting. This one looks a bit
ugly cuz there's not a lot of stuff, but
like this is really
convenient. Anyways,
yoink.
Um, I'll take XP box.
I used 320 pulls for C6 and am I cooked?
Oh, what is exchange list?
I don't know if you ever
shopping list convenient but ugly. I
think the first page is a little ugly
but I'm maybe cuz my eyes haven't
adjusted but for the rest it's so much
better than like scrolling the thing.
I'm sorry. They [ __ ] up the order.
Wait, really?
But like for this, I think this is a lot
cooler.
Hello, Mr. Streamer. The new domain is
interesting. Have fun farming. Okay,
let's let's send it. Let's send
it. Uh,
Natan over here. Boom. Boom.
Boom. Girl Reed, I did not say that.
Lauo. What? I think they [ __ ] up the
order. You get drops in. Lauo. I got
primos. Are you talking about Twitch
drops,
bro? Okay, let's pull, bro. Let's
pull. Okay, we're going to pull right
here. Okay, it is 2:18 in the stream. It
is time to pull for the new
characters. Let me drink some
water. I actually really have to pee,
but I'll save it. Okay, newest banner,
Cornucopia.
of contention. Let me check my Let's
check our So, Veressa and Jansen are on
the new banner. I really want copies of
Jansen. I really want at least C2. I
like I'm going to go till C2 at least. I
don't recommend building pity or pulling
for four stars, but these are really
good. I need C6. Gaming. I already have
C5. So, one Gaming I'm happy. Chevy I
love. I already have C6. Jansen, I
really want I really like. I want at
least C2. Veressa, I want just one.
We're getting both. We're building both
today. Let me check my pity. To load up
Marvel Rivals ranked.
No, bro. Oh, [ __ ] I built pity on the
dog [ __ ] Grizzly banner. Oh my god. I'm
the stupidest piece of garbage. Sorry.
No disrespect to Rzley. The four stars
weren't amazing. I did it for content.
Okay. No disrespect to Rley. Uh I'm like
seven and a half pages in. I'm around 40
pity, which is not fun, but it's okay.
If I lose the 50/50, I get more four
stars, so no big deal.
I will say though, if you're a Shiao
main curse of Miaki, Shiao's
constellations are Shen Yune and Fina,
like C2, Shen Yune, C2 Fina, and even
Shen Yun's weapon. So
like I I could I'm not going to activate
C2 Shenune, but like that's what I would
do.
[Music]
Okay,
ready. You can lose 50/50 to Mizuki now.
Um, bro, don't don't type that into the
world. Don't manifest that for me. I'm
doing a single pull. I got
slingshot. All right, first 10 pull of
the day. Please, Jansan. One gaming
would be good, too, but Jansan and you
make my day. Early. Veressa's fine, too.
Oh my god, it's a fivestar, bro. This is
our first
pull. Oh, okay. Season's coming.
Season's coming. Wait, what the hell?
Yo, maybe today's my lucky day, bro. New
Shiao artifact set gets released and I
get lucky. Could you imagine? We're
gaming and then we get Yansan and if I
lose a Okay, if I win the 50/50 before I
get Yansan, then it's going to be a Hazo
incident where I'm going to have to keep
pulling and Lord knows what's going to
happen. But I'm manifesting that we get
her early, bro. Watch
this. out BTW.
I'm going to get her, dude. Today's my
lucky day. Watch. Today's my lucky day.
I can feel it. I can feel
it. I can feel
it. Please, bro. Just Just put the
plunger in the bag. I'm a plunge man. I
main sh So the other plunger naturally
will choose me.
I have gotten so many
jeans, bro. I keep getting
Jean.
Well, that was fun.
Bro, I have to take Gene out of my
[ __ ] profile, dude. The game thinks
I'm a gene man. C6 got me is actually
huge though. I am very
happy. But dude, I keep getting jeans.
It was early. It was like 50 pity. You
can't complain about
that. But it wasn't like that early.
First pill of the day.
That's what you get for hating women.
Haha. I don't Bro, what is this
narrative?
Okay, next temple. Please, Jansan,
please. It's fine. Purple's fine.
Jansan, please, bro. Hi there. I'm
Yansan from the collection and I'm the
most well-known fitness coach in my
tribe. Yep. H. You look like you're in
pretty good shape. I am. Do you work
out, too? I do. Thanks for noticing,
coach. Thanks for noticing. Welcome
home, amazing fourstar. I'm I'm glad to
have you on my account. Okay. I'm glad I
wish you were a fivestar, but at least
you're good. Look, they're going to hate
me for saying the truth. I wish you were
a fivestar, but I would rather a good
fourstar than a fivestar no one uses or
talks about. Okay? So, I'm glad you're
good. Okay? And you're not No disrespect
to Cave, but he deserved better. That's
all I'm saying. Welcome home. Welcome
home. Uh, maybe another one in the same
temple. Maybe another one in the same
temple. Maybe another one in the same
temple. I mean, that's good, but I don't
need it. I'm I'm not happy, but it, you
know, you can't complain, I
guess. Okay, another temple.
Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay. Please, bro, just rip
the band-aid.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. I don't want to
celebrate too early because we need C2.
So, I'm not going to celebrate too
early. I will not count my eggs before
they hatch into
chickens. However, also I see m saying
[ __ ] you. Look, man. I look, do you know
how unlucky I got on Kiche Banner and
then Rizley? What happened? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. I'm
happy. Thank you. One more, please. One
more, please. One more, please. One more
bor favor. That was pretty good. I hit
that. I did hit that. I did hit
that. Please, bro. One. It's a fourstar,
but it's fine. Could you imagine if this
is Jansan? Back to back to back. We hit
the [ __ ] triple, bro. Could you
imagine? We hit the
triple. I mean, I mean, okay, look, I
needed to be humbled. That's fine. I
needed to be humbled. Okay. I needed to
be humbled. That's fine. We got
Fman. And then it's okay. It's okay.
Fman. That
rhymed.
Okay. Watch this, bro. Watch this. Eyes
closed. Eyes closed. Yan. Watch
this. Emerald orb. Emerald orb.
Harbinger of Dawn, Thrilling Tales.
Yes, we're done. Hey, we're done, buddy.
Hey, too easy. That actually I lost the
50/50, but I don't care cuz I won on
four stars and four stars are harder
than five stars, so I don't care. I
don't care, bro. I am blessed. I am
blessed. The game said, "Yo, you
Shiao ever. The game already hates you.
Genchin Impact hates you if you shia,
but guess what? We feel bad for you.
Here's Jansan three
times. Yeah, I lost my 50/50, which I'm
not happy about, but it is what it
is. I have C6 Chevy because of uh some
other banner. I did it for a long time
and then I I don't remember what banner.
I feel like Chevy was gone for she
didn't rerun for a while, then she came
back recently and now she's back again.
Oh,
Kenich. Yeah, I don't know why they
brought her. Well, I'm happy they did
bring her back again, but it surprised
me. Your voice is so high pitched. I
can't for this.
Valerant players, when there's a woman
in the lobby. Hey guys. Yeah, I'm just
chilling. I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, that's
not cool. C2. C2. We take that. We take
that. We take
that. Uh I mean, we're still going for
Vessa.
Um, wait. What was I going to do? Oh,
yeah. Wait about about the I don't know
if I can find this. Give me like two
seconds. I have to scroll through my
mentions. But someone commented. Wait,
let me find this.
Anyways, someone commented to go watch
my like
first one of my oldest videos where I
talked about how Genchin hates Shiao and
it's like 2 years old. Look at this
[ __ ] bro. Almost three years old. Look
at this
video from July 5th, 2022. Okay, look at
this. Look at
this. Now, this uh jump scare warning, I
don't sound I sound a lot different back
then. Okay, so
like Yeah, I didn't even have a face cam
here. Especially my
Shiao. Okay, we'll see about that. If
you say your Shiao is unroastable, the
first roast is that you main sha mihoyo
hates you. They released a freetoplay
spear, the catch that was broken on
every Pokemon user except Shia and
Huttowo. So that proves that they hate
Xiaomains. On top of that, they released
a new artifact set after our rerun
banner. They hate us. So you guess what,
buddy? They released another one. And
anything I say can't hurt you more than
the fact that you
main good.
Uh,
anyways,
[ __ ] sack frags. Uh, great weapon. I
don't need it, so it is what it
is. Do you need Ctan for it to be good?
No, it just makes her better. It makes
her a lot better, but she's good at
CZ. C2 is Jansen. C2 is great and then
C6 is great and C5 is also really
good. The more the marrier. Look, man.
Look, sometimes it feels good to win.
Okay, we lose a lot. Sometimes you win
and you got to be happy when you win.
C3. C3. C3. Yep. Okay. Maybe C4. Maybe
C4. Maybe C4. That would be pretty
explosive. Get it? No.
Okay, I'm locked in. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
Boom. I mean, okay. Y
fate. Another pull. This is going to be
a five star. I feel Well, okay. We're
going to pity. Okay. I got unlucky on
the five star, but I got lucky on the
four star. So, you can't really
complain. You lose, but you also
win. I already have you C6, but it's all
good. Do you know what's [ __ ] up,
though? I haven't seen one Chevy. Now, I
already have her C6, but if I didn't, I
would really want her. And I didn't even
see one, which is crazy. That is
crazy. Unlucky.
[ __ ] Ah, how did that get there? What?
Sorry. Okay, next. Yo, chill. Next
level. Yo, what
happened? Five star. Yes, sir. We
already know it's guaranteed. We already
know it's guaranteed. Don't act
surprised. But do you know what? I will
be surprised by Jansan. [ __ ] boom.
Hey, Yansan. Hey, insane.
Hi. I'm Veressa from the Collective of
Plenty. I'm a warrior and I also manage
an orchard. Cool. If you're into food or
if you want to buy fresh fruit by the
cart load or or if you like hero
stories, then we should definitely hang
out. I'll show you all the good food
around here, give you the best quality
fruit in our whole tribe, and tell you
all the coolest stories about the
biggest heroes in history. Okay.
Cool. Cool. Well, we got
Vessa. America, baby.
Okay. All right. Cool. Well, let me like
not have zero primo gems cuz that's
embarrassing. All right, we got them
both. Oh, wait. Also, I just want to
check
something. Yo, chill. Sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry. I'm good, though. I
pre-armed. I actually pre- farmed. I
actually have enough. I actually
pre-armed. I actually pre- farmed. I
pre-armed. One lie. I prefarmed, bro.
Look, look, look. Conflict. Uh,
contention. I'm good, bro. I'm good. I
did. I did. I actually did. I actually
did. I actually
did. Oops. Wait. What did I just
press?
Okay.
Um, plunge to us. Sit on that. Okay.
Let's let's bend that let's bend that
guy for no particular reason smile. Uh
wait, where's my team? So Vessa
Jansan Bennett Chevrolet.
Armed and ready.
Wait, party joint animation.
Okay, kind of
whatever. Um what's my team order? Wait,
no. I'm not playing Bennett. I'm playing
[ __ ]
ready to ride
E. Oh yeah. Chevy then Yan.
Okay. Okay. I will say, can I say
something about Veressa? Can I say
something? Uh, I like her play style. I
think it's pretty fun and she's also
very strong. I think her normal attack
is cringe, though. like it's it's a
little bit
zenlessy because she just like falls
over which I I mean I don't know how to
feel about that. It kind of makes me a
bit I don't know. But anyways, uh yeah,
it's not my favorite. It's a bit cringe,
but you never use it. You the her
gameplay loop is E, charge attack,
plunge, E, charge attack, plunge. You
spam it uh
forever. Okay, let me gear
her. Uh you are going on Witsith, my
dear friend. You are going on Witsith.
Actually, no. You're going on
Kaguras
artifacts. Uh, I gave all my pieces to
Sethos
to
also. No, I'm not going to talk till I
play her. But I've been running her on
like 10 er. I think er is kind of
fraudulent on her, but in practice, not
like I don't know. We'll
see. When I fall
asleep, I'd like to
make that planet
Earth slow.
Yo, why are you guys typing STFU? I have
good vocals. You can't you can't make me
ashamed of what I got like like passed
down from generation to
generation. 40 266. I get more career
while
ascending. All right, let's level the
characters. So, Yansan, I already have
everything. I already prefound the boss.
I have
everything. Veressa, however, I still
have to fight the boss. So, that's going
to be annoying, but we'll do
that. Do you want to attack Sans or EM
Sans? What the hell?
EM. All right. Level 20.
Boom. Level 40.
Boom. Okay. Can't do that right now. Uh,
let me level you outside a
bit. EM is not good on Veressa.
What if hyperloom? Then play
cookie. All
right. Um, I can just craft these.
Let me give Jansan Favonius Lance a
great weapon for her. A great weapon for
her and then
artifacts. But yeah, you can play so you
can play Veressa and Dendra teams. It
just sucks. Like it's way worse than her
meta teams. It's still not bad. Like
she'll still be like probably better
than Sino, but it's it's just a lot
worse. So even if you play her in
aggravate though the she doesn't apply a
lot of electro. So the way you build
aggravate characters is if they apply a
[ __ ] ton of electro building
em can be better if they do a lot of
damage and have big scalings. Building
attack is better. That's why for like uh
bet she has really high scalings, not
like the fastest electro app. You build
her attack, not EM. For Veressa, I'm
pretty sure she shares ICD on like a
bunch of hits and she just does good
damage. So attack's a lot better even if
you're aggravating. I don't even mention
EM in the whole video. I might mention
if you're quick bloom, like if you're
quick blooming, it's a fine sub stat.
Like fine. If you're hyperb blooming,
obviously you you want it, I guess, but
like you shouldn't really play her for
that. Like it's it's not a real team.
It's it's a viable team cuz you'll still
clear. So I'm not trying to be like
don't play it. It's just not optimal.
Okay, I will make a sound. Hyperloom mid
now. No, no, it's not mid. It's just for
her. Like, you're not playing hyperloom
on on Well, I guess you are playing on a
lot of characters,
but
Oh,
anyways.
Um, even in quick bloom
though, I mean, I don't really see the
point of quick bloom actually. I don't
know. I guess you get to run like Fina
Nita. Uh, what am I doing? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm building lol. Wait. Uh. Oh,
okay. My build's on. I give it to Cle.
Wait, why am I on a defense? Wait, what
the [ __ ] is my build? Um Um Oh, yeah. I
didn't Okay, I remember. I remember. I
remember. I remember. Wait, we're going.
Okay, Jansa. We're going scroll full
attack. Well, mostly full attack. I
didn't level my pieces though. I waited
for stream. Look at this one. I I
leveled this to plus four. It got crit
rate. This could be cinematic. We want
er and we want crit rate for fav cuz
we're on Favonius Lance. Watch this,
bro. Okay. Watch this,
bro. Wait. Watch this, bro. Watch this,
bro. Watch this, bro. Watch this. Are
you watching? Are you watching? Are you
watching this? Watch
this. What? Watch this. Watch this.
Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
this. A you [ __ ] It's still really
good, dude. That could have been my best
piece. [ __ ] I missed the last
roll. Hey, still 17.5 crit rate is
insane. That's my highest crit rate
hands. The highest one. And I got it for
a support. I mean, that's it's yansane.
I get it cuz that was cringe.
I'm sorry. I mean, that's
good. I'll time stamp
that. Dies of cringe. Okay. Sorry. Uh, I
have an attack goblet to roll as
well. Oh, I rolled this, but it didn't
roll well. And I don't think I kept a
lot of attack goblets.
Yeah, I threw away a lot of my goblets,
so I I didn't save a good one. This is I
could run off piece. Maybe this runs
this gets er here. Let me wait a second
before rolling it.
Um I'm going to level
this.
Okay. Thought she only cares about base
attack. You are thinking about Bennett.
Boen. D boen.
Can I throw this? Yeah, I'm throwing it.
Watch
this. Okay, this is
terrible. I mean, flat attack is f Okay,
crit rate is good. Flat attack is fine.
It's like acceptable. Um, crit rate is
good for fav. So, it's not
bad. Okay, I'll run off piece
goblet. Although, I mean, offtheast
goblet doesn't make sense cuz you don't
even get more attack that way. You just
get more ER. But, I don't think Yansa
needs that much ER.
in. Dude, I'm playing double electro
with double fav. Well, okay, ignore
this. But I'm supposed to be on double
fav. I guess I could go
this. Well, I don't want to give her no
attack. Okay, whatever. I can't go
double fav. Should I level this [ __ ]
fav?
Glor on C1 needs like zero Y. Yeah, but
I'm see zero right now. I won't activate
C1 for a
bit. She's not hard to build though cuz
you literally only need two stats. You
need attack and you need ER. That's
literally it. And
um she only needs like 3k attack
generally, which sounds like a lot, but
it factors in your buffs. And Fav
already has a high base attack. And when
you're only looking for one sub stat,
it's really not that
much. You want a safe amount of ER, bro,
just [ __ ] reset if you suck. Sorry.
Yeah, I know. But like, you get 30. You
basically get like [ __ ] 60 from this
weapon.
We'll be fine,
honestly. Okay, I actually have no ER
subs. Okay, maybe I need a little bit
more. That is a fair
argument.
Um, wait, what the [ __ ] are my goblets?
Wait, [ __ ] it. I'm leveling
this minus
67k. I
got Okay, I got an ER roll. I mean,
that's usable. Okay, I'm on 5t scroll.
Uh, wait. [ __ ] this
feather. Um,
Wait, this is an insane piece. What the
[ __ ] It's on Bennett, though, bro. My
best piece is on Bennett. A whatever.
Not going to ungeear the goat. 45 crit
rate. I need more attack, though. But I
mean, I She's level
70. One second. I have to grab
these. [ __ ] Bennett. [ __ ]
you. Bennett is my king.
What the
[ __ ]
Okay. 1960 resin. Okay.
Um, boy, I'm going to need like so many
of these.
Veressa, I mean, Jansan. Boom. Get
aed. Wait, why am I low on XP bucks?
[ __ ]
Um, let me fully ascend her. It'll be
fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine, bro.
It'll be fine. Just like chill. Uh, let
me do Veressa
first. Check strong box. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Whimsy and Revery. Not
touching this one, but I might I
actually will probably strongbox Whimsy.
Maybe in the in the uh uh when I spend
like 10k resin in the new domain. Maybe
I'll do a strong box session after in
whimsy for our keynote plus two videos.
I heard your show is midn My Shia is
still the best. Don't [ __ ] type those
words. They put whimsy in. Yeah,
dude.
Okay. All right. Send it.
Um, okay. I'm going to I might actually
need XP books, but I think we'll be
fine. Did I buy the shop
out? I did. Okay. Well, that's crazy.
Um, how the [ __ ] do I fight this boss,
bro? Do I need to change
teams? Let me read the thing. Is it pyro
resistant or do you want
pyro? I mean, they wouldn't make a
[ __ ] enemy that Maika's bad against
cuz it's [ __ ] Ma propaganda. Let's be
real.
Justice will prevent faster and
stronger. Hello. Stop right there. I
don't want to use my burst. Do I have to
use my burst? Hello. Hello.
Hello. What happens
now? What the [ __ ] is he doing?
Okay, I did no damage. Can I get my
burst, please? Thank you.
Hero incoming.
Heads up, bro. I'm level one.
Don't kill me, please. Don't kill me,
please.
I have no talents, no damage, no levels,
no [ __ ] I'm
full speed ahead.
I mean, the damage isn't bad.
Hands where I can see them. Don't burn
it down. Got an achievement. Hey, thank
you.
Nice.
Why me? Why me? Okay, first boss
claim. Why can't we hear your keyboard?
I don't know, bro. I'm spamming those
keys with full force. I'm a
bodybuilder.
Three. More damage than Shiao. No.
Okay, your sh's built like [ __ ] if
you're plunging for [ __ ]
50k.
Sorry. Level
50. I should probably play a like a more
Oh, I don't have the bullet. I need more
bullets. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
I'm going to die.
Never mind. And I healed. Thank you,
Yansan.
Or Chevy, actually. Probably Chevy.
Justice O'H.
Watch this. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Boom.
Honestly, not bad.
Burn it down. Drop your way.
Control breeding. I want to use my son.
I lied. I'm
using heads
up. It's justice.
Cool.
Uh, this is pretty good. She's already
doing more than Clarin. Sob emoji. Okay.
Now, now you're just bad. Like, okay.
Okay. The shadow slander I can get.
She's not doing more than Clarin at
level 50. That's just not true. But, uh,
I mean, the number can look bigger. So
if you just care about big number
quicker light up the blazing
sun we
coach will take it from here. Stop right
[Music]
there.
Justice Oh, he's still in his [ __ ]
pyro thing.
I forgot I need to apply Pyro. I forgot.
I forgot.
Bro, I'm just bursting.
Whatever.
[Music]
Hello. This takes so long, dude. I don't
want to.
I should have used down.
Dude, this B, Dude, they wouldn't put
this guy in the abyss, right? They
won't. I mean, they might. Don't talk to
me,
actually.
Um, my my head's playing on my keyboard.
Why is she spinning? Uh, mouse, I mean.
Justice will prevail. Let's ride. Let me
just like pyro this guy.
Why is it taking so long to I know I
don't have the most pyro, but like I
feel like it's taking forever to break
this [ __ ]
Guess I can use my electro, too. Quick
as a flash. Let's move.
Light up the blazing sun.
Actually, Electra probably doesn't do
anything.
You asked for
it. Final warning by me.
Look out
below. On my me. Why me? Sorry.
Drop your weapons. Headbutt.
6:00,
bro. Is she Is he going to [ __ ] die
or no?
No.
Evidently double low roll.
Oh.
[ __ ] Could be good though. Double max.
I mean double low roll but double
crit. Watch this.
Watch
this. Watch
this. That roll is actually not the
lowest. The first roll was really low.
The second one's actually pretty good.
Yo. Yo. Could this be a comeback feast?
Like it starts low, right? But then you
build it up. You build it up. You build
it up. And boom.
Watch
this. Another low roll. It's still crit
though. You can't
complain. 55k Mora
worth, bro.
I mean, that's pretty good. That's
pretty good. That's
pretty. A wise man once said not to
count thy chickens before they hatch.
So, I won't. Okay, I
won't. I'll just see what
happens. [ __ ] you, man. It was almost
great. There goes all my moora.
It's been fun chilling in. It's been
real. It's been cool.
Anyone need a coach?
Everybody stand back. Dude, C6 Bennett
would go hard here. Let's light it up.
Let's ride.
I will activate it. I will.
Oh, I broke it already. Wait, that was
fast.
Let's light it up. Coach will take it
from here. Wait, why is he [ __ ]
pyroed again? Oh, do you have to do this
twice? Light it up. I mean, whatever.
Just send it. You two. Time to end his
flight of the blazing sun.
Incinerate. Incinerate.
Burn it down. Bro, this guy's shield is
[ __ ] infinite. Quick as a flash. Stay
out of my way.
Oh, does cryo [ __ ] with it? No, it
doesn't. You're lying.
I got one guide, but now I'm not melting
anything. So, who's the one getting one
guy?
Uh, everybody stand. It does.
Show no mercy you two. Time to end them.
Why? Nothing's happening. Let's light it
up. Let's ride. Rev the engine.
Lava dragon statue. Creature with two
forms. In a geio human form, you can use
pyro attacks and if you continue will
enter overburn. However, if you manage
to cool it down, it will revert. Oh,
you Okay, so I get it. You break the
shield with pyro, but if after you break
the shield, you you cool it down, it
[ __ ] goes back to pyro shield, which
is
stupid. I get it though. Veressa, where
you Where are you?
Where are
you? Hilly chur. Silly chur. Silly
Billy. Hilly
chur. Okay. I need
more. No, I need to swap teams.
Will take it from here.
Teamwork
is Papa. Get
him from the sky.
Wait. So, don't use cryo here. Don't use
cryo. No. Okay, we're good. We're good.
We're good. No cryo. No cryo. No cryo.
Wait. He he he I I used cryo. Why did he
reset, bro? I No. No. My get to
work the wrath of evil.
I cooled him down again. Bro, just play
Arleyino.
Teamwork is control.
Don't talk to me. I'm going to play
Shiao.
I'm not melting. I'm just like full
pyroing. I don't care anymore.
Wait, how many [ __ ] pyro shields does
this guy have? He's still going.
Look at the flash.
Can he
die? Two. That's
fun. Let me
swap. Watch this, bro. Watch this. Let
me show you. Let me show you how the
goat does it. Let me show you the
[ __ ] best team in the game. I have no
energy on Shen Yun because she [ __ ]
died. I forgot. We'll see about that.
Useless. Wait, wait. Can I get energy
for her, please? Can I get energy for
her, please? Don't kill her. Don't kill
her. Thank you. Uh, I'm going to do
this.
This way.
Watch this. My B time's kind of [ __ ]
but like we'll be fine. Uh, we're not
going to be fine. I'm doing 69ks, bro.
This [ __ ] is cooked. No, we're fine.
We're actually fine.
Have fun with the gift.
Bro, all good. Wait, how many how much
res does this guy have when he's in his
shell? Like 70 cuz I'm doing I usually
do like double that. No, more than
double. Like [ __ ] three times that.
It's probably 70.
Yeah. Why is everything
[Music]
70? Wait. Thoughts on um what if I do?
Arla Kino Bennett.
Bennett, Kadihara,
Kazua, and uh you know what? I was going
to say Shilon, but [ __ ] it, Shang
Langling.
All right, let's head off.
I'm going in. Let's light it up. Oh,
wait. I should have went Cosmo,
bro. [ __ ] this guy. He went out of my
[ __ ] circle.
It's
cooked. It's fine. We have pyro. We have
good power up. It's all good.
We actually broke him pretty
fast. That was That was not bad.
Uh, I need a Yo yo yo yo. Thoughts on
thoughts on thoughts on friendship team
right here.
Mika
Varissa, you know, give Kian friendship.
I want to I want to get his name
card. Who else is not friendship then?
It's as good as done.
No more thoughts, bro. Stop stalling.
Yeah, you're right. I have content to do
today. I'm 3 hours in the stream. I
haven't done
[ __ ] The [ __ ] spawns so fast. My
Arleino doesn't even have her [ __ ] E
back. Everybody stand back, bro.
Okay, he keeps running out of the
circle.
I should have caused adorn my night. Ty
for the drops. You're not welcome.
Sorry. I am. I mean, you are welcome. Go
in late bear.
Sorry. Thank
you. Wait, do I have
enough? Where's Varissa?
Level 80, baby. Hey, one more and we're
done.
80. Um, easy, easy, easy. I just need a
few more bosses. I got
this. I still don't have my E.
Teamwork is
Please don't jump out of the circle.
Oh, he's always going to jump out of the
[ __ ] circle.
I don't know why I charge attack. Well,
on bond of life, I guess.
True. The birds come.
Nice. Wait, Gua claim guarantees four.
It's a four drop now instead of three
cuz Gua's there. Yep. Okay. Thank Thank
you, Guaba. Thank you, Gua. Thank you,
Gua. as expected from the stove god.
Everybody stand up. Send it. I don't
care. [ __ ] you in your circle.
Twin strike. Drop. I already dropped.
All right, goodbye. [ __ ] Why did I just
E? Well, witness.
Okay, I got my E
back,
please. All right. Well, it could be
good, but I'm not leveling that. We're
almost done. We're almost ready. We're
almost
ready. Well, well, well. Well, look who
decided to show their face around here.
Hello, built.
How do you do as one with wind and
cloud?
Let's light it
up. Trans.
I don't want to use my
Well, well, well,
bro, two of my ops showed up at the same
time.
Two of my ops dressed up for the special
event of his character being completely
replaced. Oh. Oh, what's wrong? Wait,
what are you type? I can't hear you from
[ __ ] down there, buddy. Sorry. You
must be this tall to ride this ride.
Sorry. Welcome. Thanks, Raid Fob. Hope
you're doing well. Hope your stream went
well. If you're a chatter, though, I
hope his stream went terribly. Uh uh uh
uh but if you're still here, Bob, I hope
your stream went
well. Wait, I Okay, wait. Actually,
though, I I got pretty lucky. So, I'm
spreading positivity. Uh I lost my 50/50
to Gene, but I got three
Yans and uh that's all we care about.
So, I'm pretty happy. I'm pretty
happy. What were you up to, Russa?
Greater than Shiao. Yeah, if you're
[ __ ]
blind. I I I actually can't trust your
takes anymore. This you [ __ ] not that
I know we're playing Genjin, but you
[ __ ] think [ __ ] Phoebe is cooler
than Jiny. Nice try, buddy. She's a
[ __ ] She's literally just a random
girl at a church. Like, no one likes
her. No one. I don't even hate
her. Let me show you something. Let me
show you something. Let me show you
something.
I don't I don't even hate her. I only
hat Jiny. That's the only character I
hate. Uh let me show you something. I
actually like Veressa. I just don't know
why you're putting two bad [ __ ]
against each other. Like why do you have
to compare Shia to
her? Let me show you something. You
cold? Cuz I actually like Veressa. So
please don't clip this cuz people are
going to think I don't like her.
However, look at this [ __ ] Giga Chad,
right? He's cool. Cool animations, fun
character. Veressa pretty fun, too,
right? What does she do when she normal
attacks? Oh, I fell over. Oh my god. Is
my butt out? I'm so sorry. I'm hungry.
Are there burgers around?
Sorry. Let me put a team before I
claim. Imagine having to press space bar
to jump. Bro, you have to press charge
attack. It's the same thing. It's the
same thing. I I like her though. Like
like no flame. Like no flame. Okay. No
flame. But I'm just saying but like no
flame.
You don't have to put two queens against
each other. That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm
saying. She's lowkey hard to play. No,
you just need my guide. I promise you,
she's incredibly easy. Her kit, okay, I
will say though, I read her kit maybe
like 2600 times. Her kit is very It
looks very complicated. It's not. So,
like, cuz when you read it, look at this
[ __ ] Look at this [ __ ] essay.
Wait, it's not
done. She has three different bursts.
Well, two and a half. She has a [ __ ]
giant ass skill, a [ __ ] giant ass
attack, a bunch of yapping passives,
like everything, bro. She's really all
you do, and I swear to you, this is all
you need to know. E, normal attack. It's
a charge attack, but you just press it.
Q. Oh, no. Plunge, not Q. E, charge
attack. Plunge. And then whenever your Q
is shiny, you press it. Now, usually
it's after you do it after a plunge. So
every second plunge, you can Q. So all
you do is E, charge attack, plunge,
burst. That's it. You spam it. You do it
five times per rotation. Well, four to
six, but usually five.
Teamwork is dream.
Get C2. Yeah, her C2 is pretty good. But
but but but but but but but
no I would only pull for Janson
cons. Let's light it up. Everybody
stand.
She I mean she's cool though. I I Her
weapons are a lot better than her. Her
weapon's a lot better than her con
though.
But
the I'm missing a
one. Her uh her banner is pretty
stacked. Like it's kind of stupidly
stacked. I do want sturdy bone. Is there
a way to not get a fivestar? What's my
pity? Oh,
[ __ ] No, it's cooked. Nah, it's cooked.
Yeah, we're not fulling. Well, no, we're
not fulling. What if I single pull till
I get a fourstar? Honestly, [ __ ] it.
Single pull till a four star.
Fine. Four star, bro. Just give me a
four star. I do not want a fivestar. I
I'm not advocating for building pity. I
just want one four star. One from the
banner. I hope I get sturdy bone, but it
is what it is, bro. They're all new
weapons. One four-star. Okay, it's
guaranteed now. It's guaranteed. Four
star. Oh, [ __ ] four star. Four star.
Four star. Don't be gold. Don't be gold.
Fourth star. Thank
you. I
mean, that's not what I wanted.
I need to fight the boss again. Teamwork
is What weapon are you using on Veressa?
Uh, I'm on Kagura's Verity.
It is her second best alongside Lost
Prayer which you may have or you can use
any fivestar or uh Witsith.
Those are her options. There's also the
freeto play weapon but everybody stand
like the the Fontan one.
Well, I'm waiting for my
E. Bro, can this guy die? I don't want
to use abilities. Oh,
whatever. Okay, last one.
Boom. Okay, doesn't matter. We have
enough to uh Oh, yeah. We're done. Okay,
I'm going to fully ascend Veressa and
then do abyss and stuff. Before I do
that, I have to pee. I I've had to pee
for like 6 minutes, so I'm going to go
do
that. But yeah, if you just joined cuz
we did get some raiders. Uh Vessa seems
strong. She's pretty fun, but I haven't
like tested her in the stream yet. But I
played her off stream. She's she's good.
Janson's also broken.
Uh, where's my
team?
Yeah. Wee. Okay, I'm going to be Give me
a minute. Why is he dressed like that,
bro? What? Dressed like what? Say it to
my [ __ ]
face. So, I [ __ ] thought I'm going to
go pee.
Watch your [ __ ] tone around me.
You haven't quite hit your reps for
today. Come on, one more set.
people. People seem to think I was born
with super strength, but look at me.
This tiny frame is what my genetics gave
me. All my strength comes from
consistent training with good technique.
Put in the same work and you can
absolutely get the same results.
Oh, what's that? What's that? Some DPS
characters are struggling in the meta.
Oh, 10 more buffs to Mica.
Sorry. Welcome back, guys. I was on the
phone with the dev team. All right. Uh
we're going to do some abyss. We're
going to do some uh resin in the new
domain. It's going to be fun. It's going
to be fun. It will be. Yes, it will.
Yes, it
will. Dude, Neville's also been getting
a lot of buffs. Even like dude, Sitali,
Ma,
Oruron,
Lanyan, everyone can be played with
them.
Saska. I don't know. I don't know what
you're
susing. But if there's another one, so
help me. I honestly though, at this
point, I used to be mad at Neville's
power. Now I'm just like, [ __ ] it. Just
I I I'm mad at Ma now. So he's he's off
the grid. He's like he's on my good side
now. Neville's on my good
side. Like everyone knows you got to
hate. Like number one is the villain.
Whoever's number one is the villain.
Whoever's number two, number three,
number four, you guys are all
cool. Except Bennett. I mean, he he's
cool, bro. This guy's trying to Why
would Yo yo, you can't at Zyox. They
should make more power creep like HSR.
Like, you're just trying. You're like,
you're trying to stun lock me. You're
trying to like start like a dialogue
that I don't even want to start. Like
like why would you at me with that dog
[ __ ] Like like like No, it didn't work.
It didn't work cuz I ignored it like
eight times. It's not like it's working.
I'm just like like like why is this like
like I look mods mods mods throw them
into a ball
pit. He took the bait.
Rage baited. Bro, bro, bro, do
not. Can you put M any DPS in a team
with Fina?
Yes. Okay, let me lock in cuz I just
have to do a quick thing cuz we're also
making a video out of the stream. So,
let me like recap what happened. Okay.
Hey guys, been a
while. Okay, delete that. Let me reset.
Okay, we just finished farming the
bosses. So, Veressa, boom, fully done.
Oh, I can't. Okay, that's
awkward. One
second. I forgot. Animo goblet. I'm
going to wait a bit um chat for the
crafting it because I want to farm the
new domain a bit first just in case we
get lucky. Like you don't want to Yeah,
there's no reason. It's once per patch.
So, you don't want to like do it the day
one because it's either day one or one
day. It's either one day or day one. Why
not start now? The best time to start
was probably years ago. The second best
time to start is right
now. Stay
hard. Sorry. Uh, what was I doing? Oh,
yeah. Wait, I'm not converting. I'm just
making
genuine question. Yo, what's up? Someone
told me those who are guide makers
aren't really happy people. Is that
true? Um, there's some truth to that.
I'd like to think I'm a happy person,
but making big videos is rewarding when
they're done, but the process of it is a
bit more gruesome than, let's say, I do
a stream and it gets turned into a
video. So, I get it. I don't know who
said that or what guide maker expressed
that, but I I can I can understand the
sentiment. Sometimes it'll take me like
four days to make a guide and I'm late
and by the time it's done, no one cares
and it's like I spent like Let me show
you something. Let me let me show you
something. View your channel. So this So
like I still do this cuz I enjoy it. So
to me all good. But like for example,
right, let's say you know a character is
not popular like music. No one's
watching this, but I'm still going to
make it cuz like I'm committed and I
want to. But like this has a half the
views as this, which this one took me
one stream, 3 hours, maybe five hours,
maybe more, like let's say six. This one
took me
probably [ __ ] 50 hours. Maybe not 50,
but like
dozens. So it depends, right? But it's
like effort to reward ratio videos of
like streaming usually are better,
right? Where it's like but these I also
en like I enjoy. I don't know. I just do
what I enjoy. Like that's why sometimes
I won't make a guide or I'm late cuz
like I'm not going to [ __ ] it is what
it is. But
anyways, but like effort like that's why
if if all you care about is views, it's
usually more optimal to just like farm.
Like if I look at my second
channel and I I never look at analytics.
Allan does, but I don't open that tab.
But like like these to me are usually
these videos are zero effort. Like zero
like like these my main channel I put a
lot of effort into it. Second one is
just whatever happens it goes into the
content
machine and then I boom done.
So yeah, anyways, it's not slob though.
I think they are high effort. I think
it's good. Like slob is even lower
effort. Like this, it's high effort, but
not for me. Like
it's I pay an editor, he turns a stream
into a good video. So like the effort is
delegated. But on my main channel, a lot
of it, some of the videos it's
delegated. Some is like a lot more
effort. Sure. What do you mean? Sure,
bro. Dude, okay, dude. My [ __ ] second
channel editors are like insane, dude.
Marai might be the goat. Like, look at
this [ __ ] Look at this [ __ ] Uh, I
don't know what's a good one. This one.
Wait, no. No, not that one. What's like
a one where I'm at home? This one.
Do not build pity. Do not build pity. Do
not build pity. Do not build pity.
Unless you win. He puts no effort into
his videos. Candace stringless.
[Music]
I [ __ ] up the timing of that. Two
singles.
Candace. Candace. Candace. Candace.
Wait. What am I watching? Am I going to
get it? Let him play.
What?
Anyways, I don't know why I was playing
for Catis. I want a C6,
bro. Anyways, it's a good video. It's a
banger. W someone asked if I pay him.
Uh, no. I uh he's in a closet somewhere
and he doesn't get to eat until the
videos are done. Also, I saw Suyok
[ __ ] show his face in chat.
Buddy, there's room for another in the
closet. So, yeah, you got a lot of
nerve. Aren't you the guy? Wait a
second. Your name is familiar. Let me
check
something. Your name Your name rings a
bell. Where did I see it before? Let me
see. Wait, is this
you? Hawkeye Star Rail 6 hours 43 day
streak. Shangling Zen Zone Zero new
player Weathering Waves 33 streak. Gant
Impact 52
streak. I don't know,
man. That is
crazy. And everyone's pointing out the
profile picture that I don't even
recognize. So that's probably another
layer of brain rot. That's probably
another one that you in chat have and
that you the person has.
Sorry, I'm yapping.
Even though Neville cannot get another
buff cuz you can only have three
teammates. What if What do you mean?
What do you mean cannot? Like you don't
think there could be a possible better
teammate like my weaker just got in this
patch. You don't think you don't think
they can release better teammates? Me
neither. I don't think you can get
buffed. So yeah, I don't think so
either. I don't think so either. I
don't. So like it is what it is, bro.
All right, let's move on. Um, okay.
Sorry. Wait. I I time stabbed like 5
minutes ago, but that was wrong.
Uh oh, [ __ ]
Sorry, my brain is on like low power
mode. You know when your phone is like
low battery and you put it in like the
Yeah, that's me right
now. Like always. You're so funny.
You're so funny.
Okay. Okay. It is now done. Fully
ascended Visa and fully incended Jans. I
want to get them both to 90. I don't
have that many books. Um I think base
attack is more relevant here. Please
bless my
fully ascended. The characters are fully
ascended. Uh and they're geared. I'm
going to farm a bit of the new domain as
well though. Brand new domain came out.
Uh it's a set that's going to be my new
home for Shiao and also uh new best in
slot for Veressa. Now keep in mind as
long as you're not over capping on crit
rate, Obsidian Codeex is very very very
very close in power level. So for me,
this is going to be basically as good as
the new set. So basically the same
performance. Uh however, I'm still going
to farm it a bit for some fun. But
first, let's play the character in the
abyss, right? See how she feels, what
she does, how she how she performs. Oh,
I have to level
talents. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. I'll
craft
these. Wait, so Jeff said no one asked
or what happened? Yo, Tad Jeff, wait.
Thanks for the raid, man. How you
doing? How are you? Do you like the
character? Hi, Zak. I've been watching
your stream. Yo, what is this disgusting
ass new uh Discord overlay? By the way,
or not, what is your opinion?
Like, I
know it's weird. It's hard cuz I know as
a human I hate change. Like, I know
we're biased to not like change, but
every time there's a change, [ __ ] just
gets
worse. Why is the like me playing Edge
back so chunky?
And it takes the raise edge. Did you
Wait, wait. How? Wait, tell me this. How
are your pulls? Cuz I told you we made
an offline bet. We said whoever got C2
Yansan first is tall and the other one's
short. And I think I got
lucky. Wait, he also got lucky.
[Music]
Zach, I got three Yan, four
Jansson, zero Chevys, and like two
gummings. Glor gleep.
Glor. He pulled the before you woke up,
little bro.
Ally,
you're lucky. It's Women's History
Month. Or I would have some choice
words. I got three, one chev, one
gaming. Damn, we're I got four though. I
win. I
win. Wait, what the [ __ ] is
this? What if I'm non-binary? Can you
half insult me? No. If I have insult
you, that implies a binary cuz binary is
two and half is half a two. But if
you're non-binary, you're not in either
of the two. So it's not just two. So
that wouldn't make sense. It would be
maybe a percentage, but I don't know
what
percentage. I don't
know. I'm not good at math. You can ask
SGE. Also, did this [ __ ] DM me
this
pull? Is this
you? What the [ __ ] is this?
XDD. Where's the UID? That is true. But
I know Zach has C6 Ging, so this looks
real. I trust him. I don't think he
would I don't think he would scam me.
He's an honest
man. Isn't that fake? The Chevys should
be lined up.
Wait, dude. I don't think he would fake
a [ __ ] I don't think he cares that
much,
bro. Wait, is it
fake? Wait, what did he type? I got I
just got C1 Veressa. Wait, off stream?
Why? Let me let me do it in French for
you. Let me do it in in Spanish for you.
Porqu Let Let me do it in uh in
um let me do it in Arabic for you.
Le what
now? Is Yasan good for Neville? Um,
yeah, that gives attack. So, not really.
Kind of like
Bennett just like a I mean,
yeah. Wait, actually, dude, what?
Wait, wait, let him cook. C6, you run
scroll plus 25 damage percent.
Thoughts? Okay, I got C6 Jansen before
C2 Veressa. Why are you pulling off
stream?
Sorry. Okay, let me I I was I was doing
something. Uh uh what was I doing?
Um I don't pull on stream.
Lol. I guess I knew that.
Dude, you need the content max. I'm
sorry.
You should Oh, you should you should Oh
my god. You should record it and then
like cover the screen but show your
reaction. That's like the content you're
missing. Anyways,
congrats. Okay. Uh what was I doing?
Oh yeah, I need to craft the blue
fangs. Sorry, I I got distracted. My
bad. What the [ __ ] I clicked Emily. How
did Oh my god. Oh my
god. What?
I have no fangs. Um um um um
um. Wait, what just happened? How did
you get 70 fangs, bro? That's pretty
good. 70. I'll take
that, bro. Who the [ __ ] is
Cebu? Tourist, bro. First of all, uh uh
since when is being a casual player an
insult? Second of all, I farmed every
other enemy map. Okay. Do you know why I
don't have fangs ever? First of all, can
I say something? Why does every [ __ ]
character from that land need this [ __ ]
Like, genuinely, I I swear I farmed this
like eight times. Secondly, sorry, I
don't like killing baby animals. Sorry.
Call me PETA. I'm sorry. Why I don't
like going around killing the baby
Sorans? Sorry, I have morals. My bad. My
bad.
Sorry. They're pixels. You're the same
[ __ ] getting angry when when
when Kaiat hit a robot. You're like,
"Oh, what? It's a robots have feelings,
too." You're the You're the [ __ ]
writing the Twitter thread about how the
Overwatch character that said like,
"Fuck the robots." was racist. That was
you.
Hello, Mr. Socks. I need you to look at
DMs of a purpleeyed girl looking at you.
It's important. But that was [ __ ] up.
I don't know. I don't know Overwatch
lore. I don't know if they're like
sentient or not. I will say
though, there's going to come a time
there's going to come a time when they
make robots that are cute and then
everyone's going to be like, "Ooh, I
love this cute robot." And it's going to
yink your [ __ ] It's gonna It's going
to be like, "Oh, oh, thank you. I'm glad
you like me and it's going to [ __ ]
eat you and then you're
dead. Okay, I'm kind of kidding.
But yeah, Bang
Boo. Your Overwatch made is half robot.
Yeah, I love Genji, but he's okay. I'm
not I don't know the Overwatch. I'm not
anti-root. Don't I don't care. But like
the thing with Genji is like he's like
hot. Like he's different cuz he's a
human, but like waist down he's cyborg.
That's different.
Okay. Anyways,
um, wait, what is a what is a bangoo?
Like, I know what a bangu is. I've
played the game, but like what? Like,
lorewise, what are
they? Android. A bunny robot. This guy
gets distracted every 30
seconds. Someone's first time chat was
huge metal dick and then he got timed
out. Bro, what are you
doing? Okay, Veressa, we're leveling
your town levels. Boom. Uh, level seven,
level eight. And I'm going to nine this
right now. I can craft this. I can craft
this. Let me go craft this. Watch this.
after did
exist. I would what? Yo yo yo, don't
[ __ ] click this, bro. Don't Don't you
dare, bro. Wait, which one is Vessa
again? I forgot. Is it conflict?
No, it's contention,
right? I don't know. I actually don't
know. Oh, it is conflict. Wait, why do I
have so thought I had Oh, I have a lot
of greens. That's why I was like I
thought I had more craftable. Wait,
let's see what we get first. Maybe I get
lucky.
Uh, wrong one. There you go. Ila, I've
always loved you.
Okay. Oh, wait. I used all my greens.
Ah, it's fine. Whatever. I don't need
her skill. I guess I I have more.
Please, Yula. I've always loved you,
Yula.
Well, please don't look, chat. What I'm
about to do
is
unethical. I don't want you to look. I
don't. How many do I need? I don't want
to get too many. That's too many. That's
not even a multiple of three. Why did I
do 20?
Wrong one. Wait, what the f? Wait, no. I
didn't do the wrong one,
bro. No, wait. No, it's green. No, I'm
fine. Wait, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm
fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I
didn't do the wrong one. I did the wrong
one. Wait, now I actually don't know.
Oh,
[ __ ] I did the wrong one.
Um,
it's I could wait till the day
reset. Yo, chat. Uh, one sec. I got a
BRB really quickly. Okay. I just got to
go somewhere. Uh, he can watch over you
right now. One second. All right, just
uh just look at my friend. Isn't he so
poggers? Yo. Yo, what is that noise,
bro? What the [ __ ] is that
noise? Wait, I just animation canceled
the noise. Literally, no one even heard
it. You guys know how you only heard one
sound? I got two, but you didn't hear
the second. I animation canceled it. Oh,
wait. No, I don't want you to see this
either. Wait. BRB. BRB. BRB.
Don't [ __ ] click the wrong one, bro.
There's a lot that goes into managing an
orchard. Watering. Hey, we're back. Uh,
let's craft some more books for uh
Veressa. Veressa, that's her name.
Um, Veressa. Boom. Let's do this. Boom.
Uh well how
many talent level nine is 12 or it's 12
right? Yeah it
is timber temperature right. Did bro buy
battle passpass levels? No. I bought um
one of the packs but don't do what I do.
Okay. Level 9's uh normal. That's done.
We'll crown her eventually, but we can't
crown her in day one. Like, this is new.
These boss mats are new. It's It's hard,
bro. I will get her
burst at least to seven, maybe
eight. I can go do the boss. Wait, no. I
actually Oh, I can wait. Bro, it is new.
I've done it every week. It's new, bro.
Should I do two or
one? I'll do
one. Yeah, I'm running out of Mora is
what it is,
bro. Oh my Hey, Yula. I've always loved
you and I've always believed in you.
I've always believed in you,
Yula. Okay, this is not getting
leveled. All right, cool. Uh, Jansan,
you have to level your burst. Let's do
that right now. Boom. Boom.
Boom. Uh,
boom. Boom. Boom. Let me craft these.
I didn't press confirm.
He Ula, I've always believed in you.
Thank you. Oh my, dude. Ula is
performing today, bro. Thank
you. Eight. Nine.
Ah, I'm broke. I
[Music]
mean, I can craft
these. Honestly, bro, honestly, I might
destroy artifacts for Mora. I don't even
need artifact XP. Yes, I do. There's a
new set that just came
out. I don't even have artifacts. Never
mind.
Why does this [ __ ] cost so much
more
teapot? Oh, you're right. I do have some
teapot. I might do like five lay lines
really quick. I might do like five lay
lines really quick. But I wanted to use
my resin on the new domain, but I might
do a little bit. I tried I did lay lines
every day before like I did the layline
overflow and I did the events like I
tried to be ready for the patch you know
I need you to look at my DMs purple
looking at you related if you ever
um I have 300k
now bro I'm
Hot. Hey, lay line time. Lay line
time. It's time to play Family Feud.
[Music]
Kapowin justice will prevail. Header.
My weight was not in vain. Your weight
was not in vain.
Fresh 7 ma. That's pretty
cool. Why does bro look like that guy
from Squid Game? I don't. I'm just in a
suit
also. Oh, wow. That was the wrong note.
Whoa. Whoa. Did my
throat. I didn't even make that note.
Here comes another take it from here.
Final warning.
I can't My voice I'm I'm too cooked. I
stream 4 hours. I can't do uh uh that. I
can't I can't, bro. This is my
quota. I can't I I can't make
uh
do me.
So, I can't. Let's go. All good. I need
to
hydrate. Old Nick singing Squid Game.
What's this? Sometimes I'll be like, I'm
not normal like Squid Game.
[Music]
That was so off
key. What's happening?
[Music]
I mean, it wasn't that bad, but it was
definitely out of context. Like, that
was edited. That was edited heavily.
Heavily
edited. I can't do that note. I don't
know. My voice is dead. Is what it is.
Dude, why does she run on water? That's
kind of cool. Wee.
Wow, I can do the Mario jump.
Cool.
Are you a furry? No, unfortunately. No.
How did I do that?
Bro, I I meant to burst on Jansan twice.
Instead, I did Verissa and then nothing.
And then I meant to hold on Chevy and I
tapped it. Like, I don't even know why I
play this game.
Full throttle.
I did everything
wrong. I like the the jump with her
though. It's kind of
cool. Trembling female voice. Hello. Is
anyone there? Help me. No.
Show me your move. Look at the flash.
Drop your weapon.
Cool. I needed these mats. Thank you
very much. Thank you very
much. How much more do I have?
So I have enough. I have
enough music. Let me change the
lists. Uh
uh
uh. Sure.
Okay.
Uh, three or four of
these. Watch this. You go boom. You go
boom. You do boom. Wait, what books did
I buy? This
one. Yellow, please. Are
you Oh.
Um, I'll go fight I'll go fight uh
Arino.
Hey, you want to fight? I'll
fight. [ __ ] it. I'll co-op. Yo, who up
doing Arleino? Who Who's co-oping in
2025?
I'm usually a clip watcher. Tell me how
the stalling is even worse in person.
Okay, we've had a lot to do today. It's
not stalling. I just have a lot to
do. Hey
guys. Let me check there.
Asuna taska signature
codeex 1109. I respect it. Crowned
exactly 100 crit rate with obsidian more
interesting to do. Okay. 866 flat HP is
crazy.
Uh, all
good. I'll play um I'll
play
Kadich. Actually, Kenicha is kind of
griefing. I'll
go Verissa. Where the [ __ ] is she?
Yo, watch watch as the watch as the best
VISA in the world shocks co-op players.
Watch as they get stunned by my prowess.
Watch. Watch. Or do you not even have
the courage to be afraid?
I missed my burst.
Wow.
All right. Now I run for 5 seconds.
Is it my turn now?
[Music]
Okay. Why is my Yo, the damage is not
looking too hot, guys. I'm just saying.
I'm not flaming. I'm just saying.
Is it my turn now?
Time
to hero incoming.
Boing. Nothing. You've proven to be a
worthy opponent.
Doesn't she split here? I don't need to
burst. Oh,
spare your energy.
Okay, watch this. Dodge. What am I do?
Who's
[Music]
It's off
tune. Your punishment made manifest.
Bro, why did she target to to me only?
My dad is going to kill me. Please look
Discord. I'm not looking at my Discord
DMs, bro.
That's a Pandora's box.
You moved, bro. So she targeted
you. Hey, we cleared out our Lino. I got
the Mat I
needed. Good job. Wait, let me
type. Nice one
team. Oram hydro pumping Nevi.
What? 32k HP tome
mar 32k HP tome marious exploration 32k
HP tome hunter C triple crown I mean I
respect it. Uh let's look at your
pieces. Flower very good honestly. Uh
very good feather as well. You got HP
double crit. Uh sans is kind of mediocre
but I mean we take crit damage. Sans
aren't easy. It's not easy. Uh, goblin
is okay. Crit rate is nice. Uh, the
other sub stats are pretty useless for
Neville. Um, are a must for the
My voice stopped working. It's
okay. Uh, you are a bit excessive on
critter rate. I'm going to say that. Uh
you are definitely over 100% uh with the
Marus set, but
um yeah, maybe get a goblet with crit
damage if you have one or go a crit
damage circuit instead of crit rate and
then mix it and move your sub stats
around, but uh uh outside of that uh uh
pretty decent. This guy's just chilling.
So, how was
your Okay.
Well,
okay. That was
awkward,
bro. Joran
Peanuts. Okay. Um, okay. Let me finish
this. Okay. We just got the Arleino boss
mat. We got the Arino boss mat. Boom.
Jansan, day one is crowned. Why?
because she deserves it. I believe she
deserves it. Okay, one 110. We're going
to leave it like that. The others don't
really matter. Boom. She's crowned. Um
I'm not going to activate constellations
today until my guy's out. Once I do,
I'll get her. I have two con. Well, I
have three constellations, but first two
are pretty good. Yeah.
Um now, as far as Veressa is concerned,
I didn't want this to be eight.
Um, but I don't think it's a big deal.
Normal attack is uh
better. She's shy. I mean, you could
just Can you just turn her? Well, I
guess she still looks
shy. She is shy.
Um, maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe I'll get
lucky. Let me see. Let me see. Maybe
I'll get lucky. Why is Jansa Naz C6? Oh,
sorry I'm not spending all my money like
you like like you expect me to as a
streamer. Okay. Sorry. I don't need to
spend money to have fun. Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Watch this. You going to give me
two. I need two more.
Um, if I want to get it to
eight. No, I'm not going to. It's fine.
We're okay. Let me BRB really quick.
Wait, where the [ __ ] is the aboba?
Hello. Where'd he go? Where the
[ __ ] Wait. B. I got to go somewhere.
All right, I'm back.
Yo, what's up? What's up? Sorry about
that. Uh, let me just make my uh my
thing really quickly. Boom. Boom.
Yula, any luck? No. Yula, any luck? Woo!
Thank
you. Oh, I forgot about
this tacid field. A cam. What the [ __ ]
does that, Dude? I My hair is fine. My
hair is
beautiful. Let's convert that and let's
make one blue
fank. M I am a mother of a Gar and
YouTuber models. Are you really going to
disappoint a single mother?
Yes.
What the [ __ ] is Glora and
Aboba Vtuber models? Okay. Boom. Oh, I
forgot I'm
broke. One
second. Wait, I can claim abyss.
Sorry, I promise I'm not trying to
stall. Never mind. I only didn't claim
one.
Okay, level eight burst after years of
hard work. 918 Cinema. Now, if you're
wondering, her skill is her lowest
priority. I'm still going to, you know,
might as well level it. It's a bit of
damage, right? Might as well. Uh, but I
have 6,000 more right now. So, just give
me a little break, please. Okay, I built
two characters in one day fully. Just
give me a little break right now. Okay,
I'm being efficient. I will level it.
Just give me a little bit. Okay, just
give me some
time. It's hard, bro. I had Yo,
flashback to the start of the stream. I
had millions. Maybe five, three, four,
somewhere there, bro. I had millions. I
was a millionaire. I'm
broke. Okay, I got to lock
in. Oh, wait. I wanted to level another
fav. Do I care if my Chevy's attack is
dog [ __ ] I mean, I just No. Right. I
don't really give a [ __ ] I don't care
about her
damage. Well, I need a decent amount, I
guess. No, I don't actually. I don't. I
don't. It doesn't matter. It her
healing's HP. Does anything matter? Just
damage. Yeah, I don't think it matters.
My brain is rusty. Okay, we're
good.
Um, but Mika needs a bit more crit rate.
That's the only thing. Uh, cuz I think
right now she's on like
Yeah. Uh, yo, you got any crit rate in
the chat? Any crit rate in the chat
room? Any crit rate mods? Any mods? Any
crit rate mods? Mods. Crit rate mods. No
mods. Any crit
rate? No.
Okay.
Um, this one's 6%. My circus. I need to
farm more codeex, but I can't cuz the
new set came out. I can't, but my codeex
is so [ __ ] This is actually fine. I'm
86 crit rate. It's not ideal, but if I
don't crit, just reset. You get
me? I can get a bit more. I'll go
to This is so good for
her. I'm going to do
this. Okay, we're at We're at 90. 90 is
fine, bro. 90 305 like it's it's fine.
Okay, I'm locked
in. Oh, I'm on double
hero. That means 50%. Yeah, it
does. Let me go song. Hi, Mr. Socks.
How's the oath of this long night going?
Glor, it's it's going. It's
going. It's going great.
Well, let me go crit rate circle
it. Okay. Are you ready, chat? Cuz I
sure as hell am. Yo, I'm ready. I'm
ready. We're actually going to be
[ __ ] gaming, bro. We're going to be
gaming. Okay. Veressa build and Jansan
build review. Watch this. Kagura's
Varity. Obsidian Codex, right? As I
said, about as good as your basically as
good as Long Knights as long as you're
uh playing efficiently and not over
capping on crit rate. Okay. And I will
do more of the new domain. Now we're on
decent pieces. Nothing too crazy, but
still pretty good, right? Our circuit is
our worst piece. I have a better one
right here. I might take it. We'll see.
But it's on my weaker right now. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Look at this ratio. I
gained 40 crit rate. I'm at
98.8 with 266 crit damage. Now, my
energy recharge is very low cuz I think
I can get away with low on this team. I
kind of want to test it as well. So, if
I need more ER, I might change some
stuff around. I kind of want to test it,
but I have fav on Jansan and uh Chevy.
Jansen's on Fav, crowned burst, hero
set, a ton of attack, and energy
recharge as well. Okay, that's what
we're going
for.
Um,
yeah, I want 3k attack. Well, I don't
need I guess I don't need that with uh
without C5. It's like 2600 for the cap.
2566 something like that for the cap at
C0. So it's actually fine. Yeah, we have
enough
attack. Oh yeah, we also get more with
power resonance. Yeah, we have enough
attack to cap out our buff for sure. So
that's fine. We have enough er. We are
on fav. Aransan is perfect. We got level
10 uh uh burst. Our Vessa is great. Uh
I'm at 6k Mora. We don't talk about it.
Let's just send it, bro. I want I don't
want to talk anymore. I don't want to
talk anymore. I'm going to play like
three for the rest of the teams. Just
send it, bro. Just send
it.
Okay. First half, Neville, Fina, doesn't
matter. First half doesn't matter. Just
put the bag in the
[Music]
Ayato. Uh, okay. Where's Veressa?
Raz
up. Ian, where's
Ian? I can't find her. Wait, what? Is
she not level 80? Oh.
Uh, I need to like mentally know where
all my characters are so I can click
them fast. And then Mau is at the top.
Never mind, I lied.
Okay. Uh, what's the rotation? It's
Apply Electro, Ma E, Chevy,
Jansan. Yes. First half. Okay. I could
beat the doesn't know how to play Ayato
allegations and play Ayato. Or I could
just Neville.
Sure. What do you guys want? I'm out of
water. I need to go refill or get
another
Ito for his birthday. Okay. Okay. I'll
play it for his birthday. But let me
play a real Ito team so I don't get
slandered.
Um
Auroron, what even is a real Ayata team?
Trick question.
I mean, I guess you really want Fina
because of this. So maybe, but Kazo's so
good
here. I don't want to play Mono Hydro,
bro. Then I hear I have no healer.
Kokomi is just Oh, no. I
mean, Shilonin. So, normally I remove
Kazwa, I go Shilonin. The only problem
is that against these guys, swirling
their elements into each other is
really, really good. And if not, I can't
really break the Violet Lightning. So, I
really want Kazua.
[Music]
Um, maybe it's
just I could play C. Oh, I could play
Kookie. I could play
Koogie, but I think I'm going to do
Auroron and
Yalon. I think this will be fine. Let's
just send it, bro. Ayat in the big 2025.
Yo, watch your tone, man. Watch your
tone.
Kazua on Prototype Amber. Bro, Kazua is
not a He's not a catalyst. If this roll
six, so help you, God.
Okay. I'm just going to assume I'm
geared. Okay, let me send it. Wait,
Oruron, I have to check. I don't trust
Auroron. Sorry. I don't trust me
building him. Yeah, good [ __ ] thing.
I checked, bro.
I have one own. I'm just going to go
fav. What am I doing, bro? Just [ __ ]
just go, bro. Just Okay,
whatever. I'll be fine. Send
it. You don't need er, bro. Fab is so
[ __ ] good. What are you talking
about? Get lock in.
I'm locked.
Farewell. Tell me what you see. I'm
locked then.
All right. Solid 10ks.
Swirl him up. Swirl him up. Oh, I don't
have my E. All good.
Any bursts, bro?
All right. Ayato carry. Classic. Classic
carry. All good. I want I want to get
pyro. Hit me with pyro. Pyro swirl.
Thank you.
Not too far. Not too far now. Perfect.
Perfect. This is cinematic, bro. Here
comes the catch. Use your bursts before
it's too late.
Kamisto
ari cinema, bro.
We got to put Vessa in second half cuz
pun damage, buff. Oh, I don't know why I
did that. I just have like down time
right now. I'm chilling. All good. All
good. Happy birthday, Ayato. Yes, sir.
Happy birthday, Ayato. Happy
birthday. Okay, lock
in. Veressa time. I actually know how to
play her though. So like gone gone
right. I don't remember what the enemies
are. Oh. Oh, I remember now. Um, dance
with me. I already [ __ ] up. But it's
okay. It's okay. Okay. I just do this,
then I do this, then I do this. It's
fine. I just wasted a bit of time. All
good. Look out below.
Okay.
Oh,
watch this. Boom. I just messed up the
first rotation, but I'm good now. Watch.
I just have to wait. Like I I I I like I
my cooldowns are [ __ ] cuz I [ __ ] up.
I [ __ ] up the first rotation, so my
cool downs are [ __ ] Okay, I didn't
like even Ma burst cuz I didn't want to
cuz like looking at Ma. I mean, she's
great. Don't get me wrong, but like it
makes me angry a bit.
Yeah, my my rotation's [ __ ] now. But
it's all good. Let me save some energy
for the next half. Okay, he's
dead. And that was scuffed. wait till
the next half when it's not
scuffed. Something about uh Veressa
though is especially if you're running
lower ER, you can save some energy for
the next uh stuff you're doing if you're
like, you know, you're going to kill it
in time cuz like she has a bigger
container than her burst actually costs.
Like her burst only costs 30 energy, but
she she can keep up to 70 energy. So you
can actually like get away with less ER
sometimes. Like let's say one wave you
get a lot of energy. The other wave you
don't. You can like spend a lot in the
one where you don't get some extra in
the one that you do.
Quietly. Uh I'm messing up right now.
This time to say hello. You are about to
get
ging adorn my night. Be still. Where's
my electro? All good. I didn't press or
wrong on Q. I don't need it. Kamisto.
Su. Wait, I don't have a healer. I just
I just realized I don't need it.
Hey, a skilled player like me. I don't
need a
healer. Missed my E. All good. Let me
apply some hydro. Take it easy. Or not.
And now I can't swirl [ __ ] cuz I didn't
apply hydro. How the [ __ ] do I apply
hydro? How the I have my E. I have my E.
Quiet.
Not too far now. I'm dying. You are
about to get one with wind and cloud. Be
still.
Don't such,
bro. I didn't know I didn't have a
healer or I would have played more def
more optimally, more defensively. Now I
know I have a healer. Now I know I have
no healer, so I can lock in. Let me Yo,
you won't even like you won't recognize
h the gameplay when I lock in. Like I'm
going to be a different person.
Watch this, bro. Watch this. We're going
to swirl hydro here.
Tell me what you see. Busted.
I don't even need uh I don't need more
cool downs than this. Watch. Watch this.
Boom. Then we set up a new
rotation. Watch. You do this. You send
this, right? Then you do this. This
this this
this. Okay. Well, now he's flying.
Oh god. Nope. Solid. Solid. Solid.
Solid.
Wind strike. Dodge.
Um, quiet. Here comes the catch. Tell me
what you see.
He's going to fly up.
Time to get I tank that hit.
My low HP. It's
okay for energy. Thank you. Thanks for
the fab, bro. Thanks for the fab. You
are about to get Thanks for the protein,
sir.
You're free now. Be still. Don't get
hit. Don't get hit.
I need to swirl hydro
here. I solos. I to
solo. Okay, Vessa time. Watch
this. Watch this. Do an actual rotation.
Oh,
it's I I I remember. I remember. I can
one rotate. I can one rotate. Just wait.
Just wait. I don't need to do anything
right now. I know I could damage it
here. I don't need to. Let me prove it
to you. Let me prove it to you. Watch.
Oh, wait. I [ __ ] up.
On my mark.
Forgot how to play for a second, but I
remembered. Ah, we're good. I don't have
my E cuz I wasted it.
Stop right there. Justice. Let's move
from the sky.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I still want to
rotate. Okay, I [ __ ] He's dead, but I
[ __ ] up, so I want to reset. But I
actually did it, but I could have done
it better. So, let me redo. Actually,
it's fine. I'll keep
going. Second run will do better. Okay,
second run will do. Hey, we got it
though. I swapped one time. I swapped
out of Veressa uh either too early or
too late cuz I had my burst. So, I
should either not use that skill or use
it and then use the burst. That's all.
All good though. It doesn't matter. Keep
going.
Wind strike busted. Here comes attack.
Farewell. Escape. I'm not going to
re-Wir these guys. They should be dead.
Time to say hello.
Kamisato art. Suyu. Wait, he he he he
dug out of my ayat burst. That's
cheating.
Um,
one with wind and
cloud. Be free.
Um, I don't have any energy, bro. What
do I do? This. Oh, trigger fab. Trigger
fab. Trigger fab. Swap the
alon. Get hit for no reason. Do this. Do
this. Do this.
I should have kamisto art. I should have
kamisato arted. I died. All good. All
good. My car is still alive.
Farewell.
Fallen leaves. Adorn my night.
Okay, watch this. Watch this. I burst.
Okay. Yan. Eq Q.
Auto swirl. Auto Q. Auto Q. Time to say
hello
GG.
Patience again.
Busted. I I'll get a pyro. It's fine.
All good.
Bro, I can't even damage him.
Um, I'll use this. You're free now.
Wait, let me get some energy though.
Gotcha.
40k light work. I don't want to use
Elon's burst. I should have used a lon's
burst. Okay, you know what? Fine. All
good. All good, bro. All good. Can this
[ __ ] die? Like this guy can't die.
Okay, watch this. Watch this. Mind
damage
as one with wind and cloud. One with
nature. We're good. We're actually good.
We're actually good. Do this.
Do this to break his shield. Do this to
break his his his horns. Even though I
can't hit the first time.
I'm winging it. The best idea. I don't
have a healer. I don't have a healer,
bro. Wind strike. I need electro. Not
too
far. Escape,
please. Time to say
hello. Quiet. No, I [ __ ] up. I [ __ ]
that up, bro. I [ __ ] that up. I [ __ ]
that up.
It's fine. Whatever. It is what it is,
bro. Veress the time. That doesn't
matter. It doesn't matter. Veressa time.
I [ __ ] that one up. It doesn't matter.
Okay. Veressa time. Watch this. Watch
this game play. I don't remember what
this enemy is. Let's
go. Oh, it's this.
Um, okay. Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to do this. I'm going to do
burst. I'm going to do skill. I'm going
to do mica. Then I'm going to go
Veressa. Boom.
Boom. Get a burst in 100k. Light work.
We're going to do less damage here,
right? Cuz this is the cringe phase.
It's all good. It's actually all good.
We're just waiting. We're waiting for
the this part. Now, watch this. You go
on the bike, you hit, you fly. What am I
doing?
Okay. Can anyone explain why my bike did
that? Like, can anyone explain why my
bike did that? It's fine. I'll still get
it. But why did my bike do that? Okay,
I'll get I'll get Watch this. You do
this, this, this, right? Then you burst
on Ma. Then you do this E. Boom.
Boom. Boom.
Okay. Well, I mean, it is what it is.
My buffs expired. Like, you usually only
do uh
Okay, I didn't crit. I mean, he's still
dead. I still got it. Like, I still got
it. I don't got it. I didn't want to
clear there cuz it looked bad cuz Ayato
like Ayato [ __ ] it up. It wasn't her.
It was Ayato. It wasn't her,
bro. You press space bar twice.
Yeah. Don't talk to me. Where my ego?
Can I [ __ ] use E? You're free now.
You're free now.
I'm doing this so I can get
on him.
I'm bursting here. Not too far now. Tell
me what you see.
I missed my [ __ ] auto.
into the wind.
Gotcha. Things are about to get dicey.
Farewell as one with wind and cloud.
Uh, we'll do this this.
Okay. Okay.
do this.
Auto E.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Popcorn. So yummy.
I don't have my Gotcha. Yo. Hey, Queen.
Cool. Okay, second half. Watch this
Vessa gameplay. Watch. I keep forgetting
to auto attack on her. Watch this. First
try. Watch. Boom. Then we do this.
Triggered overload. We do this. Do this
burst. Ma.
I didn't crit. That I didn't crit. It's
not my fault.
One more.
Burn it down.
I'll do another one. Whatever. Might as
well do more damage. Okay, I should have
saved that. Oops. Okay, I'm going to
wait a bit cuz our stuff's on cool down.
We do one attack, then I jump.
Yeah, I'm waiting for cool downs. I'm
waiting for cool downs. Now we go up
here. Right. Hit this. Watch this.
Right. Watch this. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Boom. Right. Then you go Vessa. How am I
not? Maybe I didn't night soul. I I'm
not going to crit her. Like I
missed my [ __ ] bullet.
I missed my bullet, bro. Look out below.
It's justice.
I mean, I didn't eat on Yanson, so that
was I didn't eat on Yansan.
Time to go to work. Busted. Here come
dressed up just to crash out on live
stream. No, no, I'm not. I'm not
crashing. I'm I'm not crashing out.
Time to say hello. I'm just I'm having
fun. Just chill. Okay, watch this. Watch
this. Also, hey, how was your day? How's
Women's History
Month? Adorn my
Sorry, my brain's cocked. My voice is
cooked. Give me a second.
Be still.
Okay, watch this.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Right then. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Go. You're free now. Gotcha.
You are about to get set.
Okay. Decent damage.
Never mind. I'm starting to think I
didn't swirl hydro cuz I'm doing no
[ __ ] damage.
Not too far now.
I swirled
Pyro. Why didn't I kill him? I was too
busy [ __ ] yapping. Yo, can
Hello. Okay, watch this for the rest of
time. Watch this game play. Boom. Then
boom. Then ignore the voice track cuz I
I look, man. It is what it is.
Oh, I forgot to burst on
my fine. Heads up.
I'm going to swap out soon, like now, so
I can get the burst gone. Boom. Okay.
All good. All good. This is just bonus
damage. Okay, now here's what we're
going to do. We swap in. We hop on the
bike. You jump here. Boom. Then we dash.
Control breathing.
Bro, I I I'm I know you're going to type
skill issue. I I hate Ma's bike. I'm
sorry. I I refuse to learn an ability
that I
dislike. I just don't like it. I I don't
like it. Like, say what you want, bro.
Call me old school. I don't like it. I
just I just I won't dash. I won't dash
this time. I won't dash. I won't dash. I
won't dash. I promise I won't dash. I
promise. I forgot to last time. I won't
dash.
Okay. Good damage. Good damage.
Uh it burst.
Take it easy.
Tell me what you see. Not too far now.
Stay focused. Just do damage here.
Wind strike.
Busted. Here comes the catch. Time to
say
hello. I want to break this
[ __ ] I I My dash was on cool down. It
was on cool down. I dashed so many
times. It was on cool down. It is what
it is. Dash was on cool down. Dash has a
cool down. You don't know that, but it
does. Dash has a cool down. All good. I
mean, it is what it is. It is what it
is. Happy birthday, Ayito. Happy
birthday. Happy birthday,
Happy birthday, tell me what you see.
It wasn't on call. It was I tried to do
it. It was. It was. ICD is a thing. It
happens. It happens. It happens.
Quietly now. I'm going to do this one
with wind and cloud. Be still. It got
nothing.
Oh,
good. Here comes the catch. He died.
Okay. Okay. I mean, that's fine. Yo.
Okay. This character like needs like
he's he's good, bro. He's good. He's
good. Okay. It is what it is. Got
you. Go. You're free now.
Okay. All good.
Not too far now.
I have like nothing to do for 6 seconds
now. fun. Mind the damage. Okay. You are
about to get sighted. Tell me what you
see.
Hello. Wor on. Thank you.
Gotcha.
Adorn my night. Farewell.
Um, I'm just going to wait for Yon.
Quiet.
Here comes the catch.
Okay. Can I get my burst?
Can I get my burst?
He's going to die. Not too far now. Go.
You're free now. He's not going to die.
Okay, gotcha. Why am I at 837?
Why am I at 820? This isn't This isn't
real.
I [ __ ] up, bro. I [ __ ] up, bro.
You're making him look terrible, bro.
Nobody cares about Ayato. It doesn't
matter how I make him look. It doesn't.
Watch this, though. Watch this, Vessa.
Watch this.
Quick as a flash on
the head. I mean, that's whatever.
Okay. Look out below.
Okay.
I'll do another.
I didn't have to do that. Was an extra
punch. I'm going to wait a bit, but I'm
not going to [ __ ] this up. Watch this.
Okay, I don't I shouldn't have double
tap space, bro. All good. All good. Wait
a second. Wait a second. 3 2 1 No.
Perfect timing. Perfect timing. Watch
this. I'm waiting a bit. I'm waiting a
bit. Okay, we're buffed. Watch this.
You're dead. You're dead, buddy. You're
dead, buddy.
One more punch and you're dead.
Actually, I'm not going to use it yet.
Watch this.
We're just going to wait for full buffs.
You don't have to risk it. You don't
have to risk it. There's no reason to.
There's no reason to. Okay, my E were
off. There's no reason to risk it. Watch
this. Hey, goodbye. I just did 100.
He didn't overload on Chev. What do you
mean I didn't overload on
Chev? Definitely had the bullet, bro.
Oh, maybe I didn't E on
Mika. Oh, I didn't E on Mika. You're
right. I just bursted. But it only it's
what? Six
seconds. So, uh, yeah. Okay, you're
right. Ah, [ __ ] Whatever. Delete that.
No one's gonna watch that. Just delete
that VOD. [ __ ] All good. All
good. Yeah, I have to press C. I think I
just bursted. I didn't press
E. Yeah. All
good. Okay, watch this now. Watch this
now. As long as you overload with
anyone, you get the buff. Yeah, I would
only last 6
seconds. So there's a It probably wore
off if I didn't ma E cuz you need to uh
where is it? It only lasts 6 seconds. So
there's a If I didn't E on Mika, which I
don't think I did, it probably wore off
cuz we don't have any other form of
pyro. Our only pyro is her
E. Oh, good. No one has to
know. I need more water. Wait, let's do
another I'll get water, but let me do
another run after. Uh, we're going to do
Shen Yune this
time. Shen Yune
Fina, where's
Ian and Vessa?
Uh first half I'll
play probably just never let there's no
we don't have
uh Fina here though so he's going to be
worse but I should be
fine. The [ __ ] the rotation? Fina,
Yansan,
Shenyun.
Okay. I don't know who I want to play.
[ __ ] child. Did I just put child
here?
kind of want to I kind of want a shield
honestly Sali but Salali would make me
have to go Petra and I don't want to
change my build. I mean she's still a
buff even without it. I
guess I'll take
it. I'm not going to go Petra though.
So, she's just going to be on no
set.
Okay. Okay. Send it. Send it. I'll do
another Chevy run cuz that one was kind
of ugly, but uh not now. Uh I'll take
attack even though never
let be sanctified.
Wait, I'm supposed to chill on it first.
Oh, my throat is dead. Okay, I need
water. I need water. One second. Yo, I
can't even talk
anymore. Okay, one
sec. Okay, I can hydrate.
Why is bro just like a trained
conductor? Okay, my throat is still
dead.
Silence. Okay.
Show no mercy. You two.
Why did it take like four ticks to crit?
What's my build? My build on might be a
little cooked. I mean, it looks fine. I
think I just got unlucky. But I I didn't
check it. So, there's a chance it's a
little cooked. Okay, this character's
broken. I almost forgot. Doesn't matter.
That was fun. God. The name of the
clouds. The birds come. One with nature.
The power.
The truth shall soon be free. Shall
endure.
Ah. I don't need to use any burst in
this team. It doesn't really matter.
I could freeze him though.
But I wasted those three balls that were
there. The time is begging. All good.
I'm going to swirl again. Make sure I
get it. I don't know if I hit cryo
there, but doesn't really That doesn't
matter. Okay, Veressa time. Time for
Veressa. Veressa time. Ding dong.
Ding-dong. Dude, this team
has I guess it's only a cow and a
bird. Okay, lock in.
Um, yeah. So, it's definitely this then
this dance with me.
All right, I got the swirl. I think be a
good audience, won't you?
I just punched in real life.
Uh, wait. Let me uh, I'm not going to do
I Sorry. I I I I don't know. I don't I I
had to think if I I wanted to burst
without swirling cuz this I didn't swirl
this enemy. So I have to like think but
I couldn't think fast enough. So I did
like nothing. I couldn't decide.
My headset's not on. I don't know what's
happening. Boom. Burst. Now
[Music]
he ran away from me. I didn't feel like
uh I wanted to reset.
I could have killed it, but like it ran
away, so I just wanted to reset. All
good.
All good, bro. I said all good.
I said all good. My on thrilling tails,
by the way. Useful weapon. Useful
weapon. Well, it is, but not for
Neville.
I'm going to reset the balls cuz I was
about to waste them anyways.
I want them to like Yeah. Okay, good.
That's what I wanted. I wanted to make
sure they were still somewhat grouped.
Adorn my night. Do this. I'll do this.
I'll do this. This I should have
bursted. Honestly, I'm going to burst
now.
All good. All
good. Do that. Do this. Maybe freeze.
Never mind. I didn't get the freeze off.
team will be sanctified. I
Yes. So, something you may I just rolled
cryo. Something you might notice if you
are a Vessa player, right? You might be
like, "Okay, what's Veressa's best
team?" Well, there's two. There's the
Shenyun team and especially if you have
C6 four stars, the best one will be the
Chevy Overload team. Now, you will
notice that that team has Chevy, Jansen,
and uh Ma. Now, is Ma the best CBS in
the game? Yes. Should she be played as a
support with Verissa instead of being in
her own team as a DPS? No, absolutely
not. She's a better carry. However,
she's also the best support for Veressa
team. So, it kind of leaves you in a
weird conundrum. If you like Verissa
more as a DPS, boom, you just slap Mika
there and it's the her best team. But if
not, or you don't have her or you want
to use her as DPS, that is
understandable. You can use another
character. Uh you can use like a few
different options. If you need another
pyro, you can use Shang Lang Pyro MC or
Bennett, but your Chevy uptime's kind of
bad there. So, you'd have to swap back
into Bennett. Uh, if you want another
Electro, you can use like Sara or
Auroron or Fishial, but those are more
Yanson
replacements. Anyways, they're not like
my weaker replacements cuz you need a
second Pyro in that
team. Okay, lock
in. Drink water.
Watch this. Care for a dance. Care for a
dance. Your coming was foretold. I was
foretold of your coming. Watch this. E.
Boom. E. Boom. To drop a burst. Then I'm
going to swap mid rotation to get a
swirl in. Then
Yes, sir. Yes, ma'am. That's what I call
flexibility.
A boom. I don't know why I'm being crazy
right now, dude. I'm I'm sleep deprived.
I'm on a Red Bull. I'm on
a boat trying
to fight. Hey, good
clear. He finally played the game
properly. Like, Zox, I've been watching
you for four [ __ ] hours and you
finally played the game properly. Like,
Jesus Christ, man. Why am I What the
Like, see what I mean? Like, like, you
do one good thing and then you [ __ ] it
up. Like, why do you
just What is your rotation? Nothing.
That's what you're doing on Neverland.
Nothing. Thank god you're playing a
broken Thank god you're playing
a What did I just do?
fulfill our past.
I know it's hard to remember the people
we used to be. It's even harder to
picture that you are not here next to
me. Bow your head.
The tides beckon.
One with nature.
Yo, I I don't want to talk. This isn't
making it into a video. So, it literally
does not matter what I do. I swirled
cryo. I know. Like, I know. Like, I'm
That's why I'm trying to distract you
guys. Also, Kaza is supposed to be on
three in this team, not on two. So, I
swapped him before Sheilanin. You're
supposed to do Shillin first just cuz up
time. You get me? Mighty be humble. It's
like this.
No, like you're not allowed to clip
this. It's not going in a video. It's
not going to the VOD. The VOD's getting
nuked. Uh mods are getting unmoded,
chatters are getting banned. Like it is
what it is. It doesn't matter. It's
never let it doesn't matter. Like I'm
clearing fast. It doesn't
[Music]
matter. Ma is the most broken DPS, but I
would argue she requires at least a
little bit of a brain to play. I think
with Neville you can get away by just
like bonga. I don't want to use my burst
here. I'm just going to wait. I'll
swirl.
Why did someone saying, "Holy cow," make
me
laugh. Ma needs
Shilon. What if I told you Shilonin is
no longer a part of Ma's best
team? Allegedly. I didn't do the math.
Allegedly. Allegedly.
The Lost Valley once played host to a
streamer short and tiny. He came to the
chasm from afar to seek of artifacts so
shiny. Artifacts. They Okay, I got to
lock in. My Shenyion doesn't have
energy. But I wish that Abyss showed you
how much energy like you saw your alt
bar but not fil like how much it's
filled, you know? Like I wish you could
see how much energy I'm missing cuz it's
going to influence how I play.
But worst case, I'll
book. Let's see. Veressa time, baby.
Let's go. Oh, it's
this stronger. What did I just do? Wait,
I It's fine. We're setting up. Let me
just like set up. It doesn't matter. It
doesn't matter. It legit does not
matter. I just said legit. Like, what is
wrong with me? It actually doesn't
matter. I meant to burst on that. Didn't
go through. But we'll just set up for
the rotation. Like I'll rotate now. Do
this.
Oh, I'm not going to get electro.
Confirmed. There's a chance I swirled
hydro, but I'm just going to pretend I
didn't see
that. Justice.
I definitely sw hydro, didn't I? Yeah.
But that was pretty good. I can one
rotate, though.
Almost reset just then and there, bro. I
almost rage quit cuz I pressed Kazoa
before she loading
as one with wind and clown silence.
I'm just going to wait. Might as well
reset. I know my my shield and buff was
already active though. I don't have to
do that. Also, what the [ __ ] did Kazo
just I swirled air.
It's fine. I'll get hydro here. I'm I'm
not going to get hydro. Oh, wait. I did.
I did. I did. I actually did. I I did
get hydro. I did cuz I held E.
I actually did, bro. Who said bro
swirled screws and bolts? What does that
even mean, bro?
Hear the echo of the valley.
I'm just like waiting like like this
[ __ ] staller, bro. He's stalling so
much. He looks like
me. Okay, make sure I don't miss the E.
I've done that many times against these
enemies. They don't actually spawn when
you think they spawn. It takes them a
bit longer.
Uh, I don't want to waste any.
I swirled nuts and bolts. No, I actually
swirled cryo that time. I swirled cryo.
I swled cryo. It's all
good. Okay, lock in. All right, this is
the one. This is your moment. Tonight is
the night. We will fight till it's over.
Okay, Vessa, Shen Yun, Yansan, Fina. I'm
gonna not do a rotation.
H I could do a mini rotation. I'll do a
mini rotation. I'll do a mini rotation.
Like I'm not going to do a full one. You
get me? I'll only use one burst.
Look out below.
That's fine.
I need to break this thing. Oh, that was
[ __ ]
Bro, what is this autotargeting?
[Applause]
Okay, it's auto. Oh, it's fine. I can
just All good. All good. Just chill.
Now, watch this. Auto Q.
E. Yans. E. Make sure you th electro.
Ah, I sold hydro. I sold hydro. No,
dude.
Yo, good damage though.
Wait, maybe I sold electro. I didn't
notice cuz this damage is like better
than it should be. Wait,
no. Cuz that was really
good. Shiao on fraud watch. Bro, what
the hell are you typing? What are you
typing in my chat?
Why you reset? Cuz like I want to get a
good clear for the boys.
I know I'm doing cryo, but like let him
cook. Wait, I'm wait. Let him cook. You
do Wait, wait. You do this. Then you do
this.
I got it. I didn't get it.
Let me just reply.
Don't talk to me. Yo, it doesn't matter.
I'm saving my brain cells for next time.
Like, like my eyes are closed. Look, I'm
doing this with my eyes closed. Are you
ready?
I just fell nuts and bolts
again. I'm tired. Okay. What do you want
me to say? Like I don't know what I'm
doing. Like I didn't even apply hydro.
I'm not used to not having Fina. Okay.
I'm privileged. I'm used to Fina.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All
right. Reset. Reset. Reset. Reset. Bring
it. Mental reset. Mental reset.
Show no mercy. You two.
I just need the mental reset. I'm good
now.
It's too late, right? 852, bro. Where
did your voice go? Okay, I'm going to
reset. So, watch
this. Hey. Hey guys, welcome to the
stream. I keep swapping to my number
two. Like, why is Kazo on two? I'm going
to like, why is he on two? Ew. Oh, hey,
queen. I didn't see you there. How you
doing?
strike. Hey, how are you? Oh
[ __ ] Yo.
Uh, thank you so much uh Cheddar for the
Whoa. Wait, how many gifted is that?
6,000.
Okay, my voice is [ __ ] My voice is
actually [ __ ] Wait, if I swirl nuts
and bolts again, I'm ending stream.
Wait, let me do this. I'll get hydro
here. I promise.
Uh, I actually can't get hydro anymore.
It's impossible. I It's impossible. Uh,
it's actually impossible.
Whatever it windified,
what's happening? I'm losing my marbles.
I'm losing my
marbles. Is that a top five like white
guy sentence of all
time? Losing his marbles. I like that
one. I just rolled [ __ ] nuts and
bolts again.
Yeah, don't talk to me. I'm talking to
chat right now. Like, you're not allowed
to clip this.
Bow your head. The tides beckon.
No more Mr. Nice Guy. That's what I'm
saying. This guy, too. Show no mercy.
Silence.
Wee. All right. Easy.
Okay. Log
in. Do I want to do a mini rotation here
or no? No. Just wait. Just wait. Or do I
send it? I mean, I could send it with
Shiao. I send it. But I think I can one
rotate it even if I don't attack right
now.
Maybe I just don't use Fina. Do a good
showcase cuz if I use Ferina, I'm not
going to swirl Electro. I know
myself. Okay, I'm not going to Oh my
god, I can't talk. I'm not going to do
anything dumb. Okay, I'm not going to do
anything dumb. I'm just going to chill
and I'll show you how you're supposed to
play the
character. You're
incoming charge. Let me wait a bit.
Okay, now come. Okay, now I'm going to
wait for my cool
downs. Where's the
enemy? Where's the enemy? Okay, watch
this.
Watch this. I'm getting an electro
swirl.
Uh, about that.
I might have actually. I don't know. I
can't tell. This is close. It looked
hydro. It looked hydro. I'm going to be
honest. It looked hydro. It looked
hydro. I'm going to keep it real.
Wait, this is close though. I just got
Wait, this was like This is
doable. All right, that's
fine. Okay, dude. Uh, dude, this enemy I
don't know. I don't
know. It's okay. Hey, we did
it. Enemy is really annoying, though.
Well, it's not even the enemy, but like
Can I blame for Reno? No, I'm not going
to blame for Reno.
Be sanctified.
We'll meet again.
No, you can't.
I don't know what my damage is with and
without electro swirl, so it's hard for
me to tell when I get it in in a
situation when I'm electrocharging. I
know Hydro's like
but
um does Salami do good here? Ah, I could
just like aim.
I missed my [ __ ] E. What the
hell? I don't
care. Okay.
Show no mercy. Settle down.
Nice E. Don't talk to me. Be humble.
Wind.
Bro, my balls didn't get suck. Okay,
pause. The the the balls on the ground
didn't get sucked up. Okay, watch this
for the rest of gameplay. Watch
this. Fina
E-Qan E normal Q swirl. I got it. I
actually don't know if I got it, but
like I'm just going to assume I did. And
if I don't, then never talk to me again.
head. I'm not going to use a burst here.
Ah, I lied. I am
energy. Um,
I forgot she It's cooked. Well, it's
cooked. It's cooked. All good. I I I
forgot where I did that. I mean, uh,
yeah. Ash, I need to do
that. Like, I knew it, but like I like I
had to find out the hard way.
I'm just going to I don't even need to
swirl him. Whatever. Just kill him or
not. Power your head.
I don't have my burst though, so I'm
kind of just I mean, I'll just do a
charge attack. Actually, no. Just wait.
Whatever. Damage doesn't matter
here. The time is beckoning.
Use rested charge
attack. Yes, you are right. Actually,
you are like 100% right. I my brain is
too fried. I will do
that. Is that high enough? It should
be. Okay,
go. I know it's quick as a flash.
I mean, like, make it make sense.
I'm out of disc
space. I got hit midair, bro. I got
clapped. Let me delete some stuff,
bro. Recycle
bin. O, rubbish bin. O, rubbish.
sanctified.
Why the [ __ ] is someone called Jiao
chose underwear redeeming point redeems
in my
chat? Nice. I got the right balls.
Bring it. Wind strike.
Never mind. I only got two of the right
ones.
Silence.
Let the mighty be humble. Okay. This
this this
settle down.
Yo, thank you wild turn for the 27
months. Thank you. Okay. Lock in. Lock
in. Lock in.
Wait, let me uh check
something. Why are you all spamming 1618
now?
Bro, stop
it. Bro, stop it.
A dollar. Can you grappling hook?
Okay,
I just need a mental reset. I'm good
now.
It's too late. I have to check
something. I have to check
something. His didn't I? Yeah. Wait. You
do this. losing his marbles, bro. Where
where was the last clear? Oh, here.
Here. Wait. No. Wait. Why is this VOD
cooked? I want to see right now.
Wait. Why is it so behind? Let me
refresh it.
Oh.
Play. Watch this. Yeah. Watch this. Pina
E-Qansan E normal
Q swirl
I
definitely
I I did get electro, right? I got
electro and hydro. It's the same number.
I'm fine. I'm panicking for no reason. I
got the swirl.
Got it. Yeah. Yeah, we're
fine. My rotation's good. I just I don't
know. I didn't trust it. Okay. I hadn't
trusted. Okay, lock
it.
Okay, Q. Yeah, son. Oh, I I
I'm dying in my skill. All good. All
good, bro. I like like I'm trying to
play the game. I die. All good. All
good. Sorry,
Captain. That was not a I'm sorry for
that uh noise I made. No wonder my
throat is dead. I got to chill. I got to
chill.
I actually have to chill. Like, it's
urgent. I didn't press E. It's
urgent. What was that? I don't know,
bro. I actually don't. Like, I would
tell you if I knew.
Bring it. I can't even swirl this guy.
Whatever.
Bow your head.
Not high burn.
Show no mercy.
Let the mighty be humbled. Let the
mighty be humbled.
I got [ __ ] cryo. I got pyro. All
good. I mean, I did hold E when the
ground is [ __ ] magma, so that's on
me. Oh, good. I got it now.
Hello
balls. They expired. My balls expired.
Okay, this run I don't want to talk
about. Why did you die? Bro, my Shen
Yune has like 5 HP total. Like, it's not
her fault, but it is like she's only
level 77, but like that's not my fault.
It is my fault, dude. I don't know what
I'm doing. Lock in. Lock in. Stop being
cringe. Okay, no more resetting. No
matter what this run is, is we're doing
it. I don't know why I auto attacked.
Okay, go. Go. Quick.
Blitz. Make way for the
Okay,
I'm not going to use a burst here. Let's
just save some energy. Let's just be
chill. Be chill about
it. Some energy back. All good. Okay,
we're
ready. So, this should be enough
height. Yes, it
is. Good idea. Okay. Boom. Let's go,
bro. Let's go. Lock in. Let the
world cloud converge. Hope I got it.
It's hard to tell when you're doing it.
When you're in the thick of it, as they
say, 255k. This has to be. Yeah. Yeah,
we got it.
Oh, I didn't press Q. That's fine. I got
it.
Like, you're supposed to end your
rotation earlier than that, but I just
wanted to like get as much damage as I
could in because he's about to get
owned. about to
die. I'll do one more
plunge. Hey, goodbye.
Oh, I didn't break the Oh, good. I
thought I almost had enough night soul
to bring him down. Didn't get it. All
good. We got
him. Cinema. Pretty good. Pretty
good. Keep in mind, this abyss gives you
plunge damage bonus, so it's a little
bit propaganda. It's a little bit
propagandized. It's like 60%.
Is it 60? Is it
more? Never mind. 75%. So even
more. The problem is first half like
this is really
annoying. Well, this is fine
honestly. Well, no, cuz you you want to
Well, like the Chevy team can't Well,
yeah, the the Chevy team can't really
get past this. The Fino Shen Yu team
can,
but having to swirl all three enemies is
a bit annoying. I guess four
enemies. Please spend your resin. Oh my
god, I forgot about that.
Okay, let me show you guys Vissa in a
even testing ground if you're wondering.
Like no plunge damage buff, no nothing.
I'll show you. Then we'll go do some
um resin now. And I'm going to try to
get my throat better, my voice. Now,
Vermilia is a good place to showcase
damage and test. And also, I want you
guys to understand something. Veressa in
this team will have more team DPS,
especially with four-star
constellations. In the Shen Yune team,
she does more personal damage, but the
team DPS will be a bit lower because
there's no Maua, right? So, that's the
difference. I can't find the
teams. Oh. Oh.
Uh oh.
Uh uh
[Music]
uh. I cannot find Shen Yun for the life
of me. Bro, why is she only level 77,
bro? Just [ __ ] level her. Let's get
started.
Actually, let me do this team.
Do I have Jans on burst? I do. Watch
this. Boom. Boom. Right. You do this.
You do this. You do this. Watch this.
I wish they had more HP.
I mean, not
bad.
Um, let me do one with
nurse. He's in Vermillion again.
Let me do one more. Let me do one more.
I'm not going to claim. I'm not going to
claim, bro. I'm not claiming. It's a
good testing
ground. I'm not even like halfway done
the stream, bro. I'm 5 hours in. My
voice is dead, but I need to spend my
resin. I need to I need a max win. Maybe
I am halfway through, actually. You're
right. And by you're right, I mean I'm
talking to myself, bro. I'm just talking
to myself. Like, no one's even typing in
chat. You guys are [ __ ] writing
emotes. Like, I'm not even there's no
dialogue. I'm just talking to myself,
but like I'm acting like someone's
talking to me. My throat is gone. My
wife is gone. My dad is gone. I'm
My fab is not triggering.
Okay, watch this. Stop that. Watch this.
You do this, Veressa. I mean, yeah,
Jansan. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
Oh, I didn't mean to do this burst. I
mean, honestly, not bad.
Okay, I've tested enough in this domain.
We can go We can go do the other one.
Let me just get out of here. Let me just
get out of
here. I mean, it could be
good. Let me just do a better run, bro.
Oh, I have to go
again. Okay. E dash Q.
E attack Q attack. E Q Qessa.
Ecom.
Enhanced plunge 115k. Burst 150. Pretty
good. Each plunge is like 300 total.
Also, our T levels could be higher.
We're like, that's pretty good.
I don't know if it was fully buffed
either cuz maybe I missed something. But
like it's pretty good. We're not on
signature either. Signature is like 20
plus% better than
this. So yeah. Sorry. My throat is
dead. All right. Send it. We have to
spend a resin
now. I am going to Dude, should I make
like hot water? Should I like boil tea
or something? Cuz I don't know why I
sound like this. Like what the [ __ ] is
happening?
Yes. Okay, then we'll do the new domain.
I'll be calm though. Okay. Can we agree?
I'll be calm. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal.
Also, I tested this myself, but I don't
trust myself. So, I'm going to ask chat,
which probably at least has one theory
crafter here. Two-piece Obsidian Codeex
should work on her uh with her kit. And
also, even though it's like worded weird
like her night, it should still work.
Also, four piece.
Uh, what was I going to say about four
piece? You you you lose your f you lose
your first punch if you play normally,
but even with that, it doesn't matter
too much. But you could also just do
this. Well, this I know is true, but you
could just like start your rotation, do
your first [ __ ] and then swap out.
[Music]
Bro unlocked a new stage of grief.
Deception to
himself. All
right. I DM Zaj. My throat is dead.
Okay, I'm going to do this
domain. Let me boil some water. While it
boils, I'll I'll come back. I'm going to
boil water. I'm going to take a lozenge.
Maybe lock in. We got a long way to
go. Give me a
second. Actually, wait. Let me bring my
empty bottle
up. Wait.
Huh?
Strength is one of those things where
you got to use it or lose it. So, want
to train with me sometime?
There's a lot that goes into managing an
orchard. watering, weeding, fertilizing
the soil, making sure the temperature is
right. But most
importantly, you have to keep the fruit
in a good mood.
My parents always Hey, no matter how
busy life gets, you should always sit
down and enjoy a proper meal when you
get hungry. What I like to do is stack
my plate up high, then squash it all
down, take a deep breath, and wolf it
down in one go. That way, I get to eat
my fill without wasting too much time.
There's a lot that goes into managing an
orchard. Watering, weeding, fertilizing
the soil, making sure the temperature is
right. But most
importantly, you have to keep the fruit
in a good mood.
Strength is one of those things where
you got to use it or lose it. So, want
to train with me sometime?
is
back. I have a nice herbal tea. Sorry
for the
wait. Veressa, you
PMO. Has she just been eating a burger?
Dude, I actually ate the rest of my
burger while I was waiting for the water
to boil. So, I kind of I'm like Veressa
kind of.
She has a tacid field like
you. Okay.
My parents always say no matter how big
who eats half a burger. Well, I ate half
before stream and now I ate the other
half. Proper meal when you get hungry. I
just didn't want to. I mean, I could
have finished it, but when I eat too
much food before stream or before
anything, I get [ __ ] like sleepy.
Wolf it down in one go. That way I get
to eat my fill without wasting too much
time.
Okay, I'm locked in. Um, five. Oh [ __ ]
I'm going to talk nicer. Okay, less
energy. We're going to move the energy
levels down maybe 20%.
Um, 5 hours and 13 minutes into the
stream and we're finally going to do the
new domain, bro. We're finally going to
spend resin. I have
1,150 and fragiles, but that's later.
Now, before we do that, something very
important is
um Oh my god, I just blew my tea and it
spilled. Okay, I'm going to wait for it
to cool down.
Um, something important I'm going to do
very quickly is a quick global. You
might be like, "Zox, why are you doing
this?" Well, I'm worldly. Okay, watch
this. You start with Togo. Then 2.2K km
away. Have you heard of uh Italy?
Warmer. Okay, what about uh still 1,800
km? Maybe it's over here. Maybe it's
like right here. That is uh
uh
Libya. Wait. Uh,
Egypt.
Uh, [ __ ] I don't know what's under
them. Oh [ __ ]
Wait. How big is
Somalia?
Okay. Oh [ __ ] I don't know, bro. I
don't know. Uh, I did see I didn't mean
to look at chat. I did see Sudan in
chat. That is a good guess. Ah, [ __ ]
Okay. Okay. Well, I got that from
chat,
but
but I have another one cuz that was from
yesterday. So, watch this. Watch this.
No, no, no. Watch this. First time
chatter, let me impress you. Watch this.
Okay. Brazil. Okay. Really far from
Brazil. Watch
this.
Uh, we we'll do Mongolia.
2k kilometers. Uh, Indonesia. Uh, yeah,
Indonesia. Uh,
800. 800.
Maybe maybe 800 kilometers. Is it Is it
over here? It could be over here.
Uh, well, let me let me see where South
how far South Korea is. Still. No, it's
further.
That's
China. India. Oh, maybe
like
Thailand.
Warmer.
Uh,
Vietnam.
Oh, I'm the [ __ ] goat, bro. I'm the
[ __ ]
goat. I'm the [ __ ] goat. Okay, back
to Genchin. Sorry. I'm
sorry. Actually, wait. Genchin though.
I'm just going to do the Genchin though.
I'm just going to do Genchin.
Baiju.
Okay. I'm stuck in my
tooth. Pass 3.6 4 point something maybe
five. Maybe maybe
Shilonin. Okay. Uh it could be late
Fonten. I'm thinking like a Chevy.
Okay. Oh, that's she's earlier, but it
could have been Arle Kino, too. Uh,
Fonten,
Bo, Emily. Oh, it's Parm. [ __ ] I was
thinking like late Fonten, but also
Dendro. That was a terrible guess. Who's
really
late?
Like past
4.6. Oh, it's a [ __ ]
Craus one more year. Let's That's a
character. Daily quote. Word of advice,
don't break the law. Chevy
Hazo Yanfe. It's Yenfe. I remember it's
Yen. I just clicked L.
Okay. Oh, RZley. Rzzley. Rzley. I'm not
even going to listen to the
voice. A word of advice. Don't break the
lock.
Okay. daily ability. That is a
electro. Wait, what is that? Looks like
a
bow. I don't know. I don't know what
this is. Oh, it's
Lisa. Okay. Dead
emoji. Okay. Get your time. Sorry.
Dude, this tea is too hot to drink. But
it I feel it soothing me. I feel it
soothing me,
bro. Guys, it is now time. Boom. I
didn't apply
electro. Bro, why does it take so long
for Vessa's [ __ ] normal attack to go
off?
Heads up.
headbutt.
Wait, what the [ __ ] is this?
Wait, what the what the hell is
that? First, no, second run ever. Second
run ever. Will this domain love me
back? No. No. I thought this was a
goblet, bro. This [ __ ] looks like a
goblet.
I hope you complete perfect shout pieces
today. I'm not reading the rest of that.
Thank
you. This domain doesn't feel the same.
I miss Vermillion.
headbutt. It's just 6:00. I missed.
Oh, dude. Dude, I when I was in Toronto,
I hung out with my Oh, no. I already
told the stream. Never mind. I already
told this [ __ ]
story. It's okay. We're going to see a
lot of these. We're going to see a lot
of these. We're going to see a lot of
these. M. It's okay.
I just tapped you on [ __ ] You asked
for it.
I [ __ ] tapped you on Chevy, bro.
Dude, I need to like call Zad so he can
[ __ ] talk or something like like my
like my throat is going to pause. I was
going to say go into overdrive. That
would have sounded
bad. Uh, no, no,
no. Now entering Gizzy
Overdrive. Wait, what if I listen to
[Music]
to the sun. Stop right there. Quick
flash.
I can't even sing along.
[Music]
This could be good.
[Music]
Oh, I use the wrong wrist. It's
[Music]
fine. Boom. Double goblet. Please, bro.
Please.
They say it's either one day or day one.
Dude, the pirate music is working. The
pirate music. I feel it,
bro. I know it's not amazing, but like,
brother,
[Music]
already, bro. Be so real. Watch. She's
about to get crit damage and you're
going to look like a coper. You're going
to look like a like a you're going to
look insane. Watch. Crit damage cinema.
Crit rate
[Music]
cinema. Hello darkness. My old I can't
even sing. My voice is dead.
My old friend, I've come to talk.
[Music]
Okay, call Z. Bro's probably
asleep. What if What about like
uh what about
this? What if
I just tapped D again.
Okay, I can get behind this.
[Music]
Oh, I didn't connect resin. Whoopsy
daisies.
Yeah.
Okay. Tell them resent rubber cement
camping tent economic rent periodic
event. I'm going to be vice
[Music]
president. I have a headset dent.
Is this a new
[Music]
quest? No.
Okay, dude. Sorry. I'm sorry. I I'm
sorry. New lyrics, dude. I'm a What can
I say? I like I I can freestyle.
I'm not going to
again. Er Sands on the zero energy set.
Wait, did I lock
it? I'm so cooked, bro. Chill. Chill,
bro. Chill.
Final warning.
[Music]
What if Ryden wants to use the set?
try and stop
me.
[Music]
R. Okay, I know it's a double L roll,
but it's four sub stats. It's day one
and I just started farming the domain.
My throat is already
[Music]
dead. is the pirate music
[Music]
buff. Are you a pirate, chat? I'm a
pirate.
R pirate music to get the piece and
thick of it to roll it. Bro, if I play
thick of it, the whole VOD is going to
get
demonetized and my video, my short will
get like restricted. It won't be seen in
Russia and like I think another
country. Do it.
Okay, here's what I'm going to do. I'm
going to play it on
Spotify and then if this is good enough
to be made into a short, then Allan is
going to put other music in here like a
Beethoven symphony and the the text is
going to be like Mosart number six
really hit different. So you guys have
to pretend that Mosart is playing. Okay,
you guys have to pretend that like
Mosart is
playing. Ah,
yes. We are such eloquent creatures.
Such This music is ravenous. It's It's
marvelous. How refined. How exquisite.
on the V
drop. I mean
Okay, honestly, I know what you're
thinking. I know what you're thinking.
Get your laughs out. For a new domain,
it's actually not bad. Now, is it good
for my shallow?
No. But is
it
acceptable? Yes.
This piece is so
ass. Okay, I can turn this off now.
Wait, what if we Wait, what if now I
actually play
like classical
music that makes you feel like a
villain?
Wait, I'm
down. I'm
down. I'm down. Vaude nuked, bro. No
way. [ __ ] Mosart is coming back to
DMCA my [ __ ] Vaude. There's no way
[ __ ] Jevest back is coming back.
Back. Get it? Cuz his name is
back. Sorry.
Yo, anyone? Oh, I didn't I tapped D
again. Look out
[Music]
below.
Head. I don't really feel like a villain
[Music]
yet.
Ravenous. Ah, Theodore.
What's a tip in like ancient
[Music]
times? Thank you for the
coin. Okay. All
[Music]
right. I'm skipping through
this. Wait, what about Paganini Capri 5?
or Capri's 24. Never mind.
[Music]
24. Holy [ __ ] Majestic.
Oh [ __ ]
No way. Welcome everyone.
Watch this, bro. Look at how elevated we
are. Like like listening to classical
music. I feel like a like a like a a
bourgeoisi. Okay.
[Music]
Uh, never
mind. That didn't work. What about
uh MC Inis? Okay, that one is actually
getting the VOD
nuked. Whatever.
Step. No, no, no. I shouldn'tice.
[Music]
I'm giving you guys like 10 seconds of
it.
Okay. Well, when I guess the good
part
em my VA is [ __ ] My VA is [ __ ]
stronger. It's justice.
Oh, wait. I What the [ __ ] did I just do?
I got [ __ ] that up.
Nuke Von for hot garbage cuz you didn't
listen to the best part
yet. I'm balling and I love it
when a man keeps
on calling and I'm tell you get dropped
in an instant video and then put up on
ina and when I'm there your sister on my
sick mister that's what I'm into. I keep
them posing for winter. I quit coffee
and I blow what I'm into and soul like a
pincher out of town as a stinker all
blacked out in your house and I'm taking
all your trees down. I won't sell it
in a drift when I'm leaving. Then it's
back to my lock off a few rock. Bring me
any diamond and I'll drop
off. Was that amazing?
This [ __ ] is so ass. How dare you
disrespect the
goat. Okay, since we're getting the
[ __ ] VA nuked anyways, might as
well. No.
Well, [ __ ]
it, dude. It's going to bring one of
these statistically speaking has to
bring us luck.
We have to watch the video after we
clear though.
I rushed it. I rushed
it. This could be good.
Oh dear, never mind. It's cooked.
It's cooked.
V's [ __ ]
Goodbye.
Hold up. This riding is fire.
always has
been. The other set will be Skirk,
right? I mean, look at it. The only clue
we have is how it looks
visually.
[Music]
Uh,
nope. Okay, no more VOD nuking. No more
VOD nuking. No more VOD
nuking. The best you guys get is
Shangling
Paradise. At least this one's safe from
my goat, Coco Dio.
Where am I burst?
I appreciate it. Thank you for the kind
words.
unheard of.
I'm waiting till the chorus.
Actually, no, I'm not. It's the wrong
set. Anyways,
why am I acting like this, dude? My
throat is dead.
Wait, bro. This could be insane. Saying
praise to the stove god. Been fishing
most of my life for the catch of
shangling paradise.
[Music]
Okay, because the song was playing.
Let's like pretend I didn't check that.
What? No, no, no. We're not going to
fake act. We're
not real talk though. My throat is dead.
One second. I can't even [ __ ] it.
I get that ER is not good on the set,
okay? But if I become accidentally the
number one Skirk like I did with
Ayato, I better at least have a good I
can't talk. I better at least have a
good Shiao build. Okay, if my Skirk
build is six times better than my Shiao
build, I will lose my marbles.
Shanglingise.
[Music]
Are we going to level this one when
we're out of condense? Two more.
[Music]
Watch the trick shot.
I hit it. Notice the particles.
Wrong character. Oh, I [ __ ] up.
fire in my mind 10
videos forever. Can I join your world
fishing
forever? Nothing but a shangling away.
I'm living.
Wow, those are some way
you're you're giving me this as a five
star. Then this is a five star, and then
the four star is double crit.
Okay. Okay.ise.
[Music]
This game is this game is this game is
unfair.
Paradise been fishing all my life for
the catch of
Shanglingise. Been fishing all my life
for the catch of
[Music]
Shanglingise
after riding. Minute after minute,
chamber after chamber. Everybody's
running, but all of them are dying.
What's going on in the kitchen? All I
know is send me a question.
Who's PMA? Who's Magui? I guess he's
dead. I guess he's broke.
[Music]
PMA. PMO. Dude, that's not even funny.
That's how cooked I am right now.
[Music]
I'm not even waiting for the catch of
[Music]
Shangling
[Music]
even mod. Tell me why
Shankling is so OP
with no ICD crit rate.
Okay. Sock.
[Music]
Ladies and gentlemen, our
first make sure it doesn't autoplay
something. Ladies and gentlemen, our
first Skirk piece of many. We will be
the number one skiir accidentally, but I
do like her.
But first of
many, this will set the tone for how
this domain and this artifact set will
go. I don't have a voice right now. I've
been
yelling. That's good. It's a low roll,
but it's good. How am I going to record
a guide after this? I'm
cooked, bro. Short stream tomorrow.
A wise man once told
me. No, I'm just going to plusate
it. You are [ __ ] buddy. Dude, there's
like a Wawa patch coming. There's more
Genchin [ __ ] I have to do. It's over. I
have two guides to make.
Kai Sanat puts ugliest rapper alive on a
blind date.
Okay. All right. Plus
eight. Please, bro.
Please.
Splendid. I'm drinking tea. I'm feeling
extra
British.
Marvelous. I don't have enough moa,
dude.
Only thing I roll. No, I have to keep my
plus4s. I'm actually one
second. I have to keep my plus4s for the
converter
thing. I forgot about that. I've been
wasting them. I'll just do I'll just do
20. Pepe W.
Another crit roll would be
spectacular.
Ravenous. Truly outrageous.
I'm trying to go home. All of my
mor on you where the
time it's all wrong without
the
[Music]
feels weed
I have to pause this. A wise man once
said, "It's not just about starting
strong, but it's about finishing strong.
It's about maintaining your momentum
till the finish line." Because momentum
is fragile. It takes decades to build,
years to build, but only a moment of
neglect to lose it all.
Watch as we maintain our
momentum. Truly
outrageous. I jinxed it. I [ __ ]
jinxed
it. Why do I speak, bro? Why do I speak?
Why do I open my baka
mouth? I mean, it's still fine. It's
still fine. The ER roll is wasted.
Everything else is fine. It's still
fine. Wo's fine, bro. It's fine. It's
fine. It's fine. It's
okay. I was replying to something.
I mean, it's okay, honestly. Like, it's
fine. A cat.
Hello. I am a
[Music]
cow. I'm out
of home.
[Music]
Yeah, dude. My voice cracks when I'm
calm. If I'm loud, it's like my natural
habitat. Look at how easily I'm talking.
But when I'm normal, it like cracks.
Like, what the hell? This doesn't make
sense.
Why can I yell fine, but I can't talk
normal. It doesn't make sense.
to
just collide.
Confirmed.
Boom.
Say no to nicotine. I have not smoked
nicotine.
I do not smoke.
Shanglingise.
Way point trying to go home.
[Music]
Put some actual honey in that tea. Well,
okay. I was thinking I had too much
sugar today. I don't want to like
diabetes. You know,
[Music]
I got to unlucky roll. I'm like
guaranteed to get that by like age 70.
So, I'm trying to stall it.
I love fish. Yeah, I'm at a way point.
You can put that for free in your next
paradise. Please. Any mo, bro. Okay, all
good,
bro. You props damage something.
Yeah, my heart control breathing.
I don't know. I don't know what I was
trying to get up there.
Look out
below. Honey is really bad for you, bro.
We got a wasp in the chat. A [ __ ]
hornet.
No, the bees are tricking you. Do not
consume their nectar. Oh, what the [ __ ]
Okay, I'm honeypilled. Sorry. Too late.
I don't know why I'm going Shenyion
before Fina, but whatever. Why you check
the fourstar pieces? Cuz I'm coping.
Plus, it's funny. Plus,
uh, so let me let me teach you a lesson,
okay? Let me show you
something. Anyone who's strong boxed
Vermillion can have a good piece, okay?
Anyone can be like, "Yo, I I I I farmed
for Shiao." Boom. Look at this. But do
you know what you can't do unless you
[ __ ] went in the mines yourself? Did
the hard work every day? 9 to5 [ __ ]
vermilion the domain with echo fourstar
artifacts. All of these pieces, let me
show you them. All of these this shows
my hard work and my dedication. These
are rarer than the five stars cuz you
can't strong box them, okay? And no one
even checks them. So, like seeing all
this, it shows my my my my
my I want to say mental illness, but
that's not what I'm trying to say. I It
shows what I've been through.
Victoons donated $1. Who is the cryo set
good for if not for ski? Genuinely
confused. Sorry I got here late. Uh, it
is a right now useless artifact set.
Only Ma can use it and she doesn't want
to use it. So, it's a futuristic it's a
it's a future set for a future
character. That's our first crit
surely Skirk. Uh, and if you're a guy
like me, Copen like me, you think maybe
Capitano,
too. Remember, you can't spell capitano
without cap, i, t, and no.
What does that mean? I don't know. You
tell me. Control
breathing harder.
I don't like I don't have like any cool
downs.
Can I spell Nick without? Yeah, that is
a debuff of mine. Is the rest of skill
worth leveling? It's your last
priority. Like you might as well level
it, but normal attack and burst are a
lot a lot more important. Much more
important opinion on Veressa. Uh good if
you like
her like best electro DPS realistically.
That's not
like Yeah.
What are you still doing in Genchin? Uh,
farming the same thing I've always been
farming, buddy. No, I'm kidding. There's
new, bro. It's new. It's new. Okay, my
throat is dead, but I promise you I'm
not farming for the same character.
That's not happening.
Hey, maybe a repo stream later. True.
You get the good piece on the new
artifact. You know how it goes. My
friends play
cap. I played it off stream. It was
fun. What the [ __ ] I
typed. Okay. Yo, I'm [ __ ] right now. I
tried to type. Wait. Okay. Ignore my
Discord profile
picture. I I tried to type repo soon in
the group chat. I wrote [ __ ] whatever
the [ __ ] this
is. Okay, age business.
Glorb to glor communication. Quick as a
flash.
I don't know why my uh why my Discord
pictures never let
I don't like changing it. Uh every time
anyone Oh, this could be good. Anytime
you change your profile picture on any
platform, you are a different person to
me. I'm sorry. I only associate people
by their [ __ ]
icons. Unless I really know you, you're
a different person.
I have like no cool downs. Okay,
now I change my profile picture every
two seconds on Discord.
Yeah, by the way, no Mega Flygon low.
Shut your [ __ ] mouth. That's not
true. There's no Okay, I can talk about
Pokemon leaks, bro. I'm not a [ __ ]
Pokemon content
creator. It's It's not official yet,
okay? Like, we don't know. Like, we
don't know. Like, it was just one dude
who's like like trolling, okay? Like,
you don't know. You don't know until you
know.
Dude, there's actually no way they don't
do it. Like, they wouldn't. Well,
they're going to give it to some random
[ __ ] loser.
They're all confirmed.
No. No. [ __ ] you. They're not. They're
not. I don't believe it till I see
it. Sorry, buddy. There is also two mega
Pokémon that haven't been leaked yet.
Hey, there you go. He's Dude, Flygon is
number one on the list of like should
have had a mega. Number one. It's not
even close.
It's actually not even close. So,
there's no way they don't know.
On my mark. Strike cloud confirmed.
Flygon is already really good. Shut the
[ __ ] up. That Pokemon is ass. He's just
the goat. Like, he's my favorite. I love
him. He is not good. You get [ __ ] ice
beamed. You're just a worse [ __ ]
every other dragon. But he's awesome. I
love him. Don't get me wrong. I love
him. That didn't happen. Flygon has to
get a mega. There's no way.
Also, he should be a bug. Like, look at
him. Sorry. I I I know this isn't the
point of the [ __ ] stream, but [ __ ]
you. Look at this
guy. How is he not a bug type? It should
be bug dragon because he isn't a bug.
The only way to fix it is by making the
mega a bug. So why don't they just do
that? They will, bro. They will. It's
going to be bug dragon. Dragon dragon
dragon. What? These [ __ ] nuts. That's
what my name
bug is trash. I mean, I know that, but
like I don't really care.
This the clock.
Look out below. Hero incoming cuz like
cuz
Yeah, at least it's unique. If you're
bug if you're [ __ ] bug ground, you're
just budget Garchomp. Like what's the
point of
that? Okay, sorry.
Chat, I need to uncap my resin. So,
we're locked
in. Sounds like a lot of salt over
there. Sorry, it's pent up
frustration. Nice to see a relatable
Vera, bro. Is that an
insult? Why did it feel like an
insult? I'm uncapped. Why you sound 12
today? My My voice randomly
disappeared. I still have to record the
combo section for the Verissa guide and
I'm doing that tonight. So, like I don't
know what's going to
happen. Use a voice changer.
Hello, I am glory.
Is this better?
Do the guide maker voice? I don't even
think I can. Like that's how cooked my
throat is. Hey, what's up, guys? Uh,
like the sound of
that. That sounds harder than a 9 to5.
Yo, shut the [ __ ]
up. You're trying to get me clipped. You
see the clip of Bangchan calling chillin
and hot? Wait, no. Send it. You think
I'm joking? Send that right
now.
Gio, wait. This could be good, bro. Cuz
Shia can use attack on the new set.
Shiao can use attack on the new set.
That's one of the best parts of this set
is that attack goblets are viable. My
throat is still gone. Okay, bear with
me. This could actually be good.
Watch. Lock in, bro. Lock
in. Attack is better. Uh, I mean, it
depends. No, I have, dude, I have so
many calcs. Look, I literally have two
like readily available.
Whoa. Okay, my Excel is in like forced
night mode. This is making the
characters
look Okay, I turned it off.
Ah. Well, I don't know if they want me
to show the link to the spreadsheet, so
I
won't. There's one of them.
attack goblet, animo goblet, and the
team I
play. It's like
1%.
Oh
yeah. Anyways, attack goblet lock
in. Here's the clip.
What the hell is he
doing?
He's alone in his
bed. I agree. She's hot.
Okay. What the hell is that? Okay.
Here's the thing though. Here's the
thing though. I agree. And W take. I
agree. The only thing I will say though
is
like this doesn't give us enough
information. Well, no, cuz he knows the
character. That's it. Felix was like
full-on meta. He was like, "Yo, Bennett
needs no bless. He's really strong for
team fighting." So, he's in my chat. I
already know that. Big fan, by the way.
Thanks for tuning in. That I already
know. This is a bit more
ambiguous. Sure, bro. Oh, look at this
[ __ ] Look at this [ __ ] I'll pull it
up.
Uh, okay. I can't find it. It is what it
is, bro. It is what it is. Just Just
trust me, bro. Just trust
me. Whatever. Just trust
me. All right. Anyways, T
goblet. Watch this. Our first goblet
that we're rolling. That could be a
shallow
goblet. Oh, you mean Shiao? How about
you take a
shower? No.
Okay. Tough
crowd. Watch this. Plus
four. Hey, thanks for watching. Thanks
for watching. Thanks for watching today,
guys. I'm going to do one more roll. I'm
going to do one more roll. I'm going to
do one more roll. I'm going to do one
more roll. I'm going to do one more
roll. And if this
dares, that's a low roll. No, wait. I
can't do math. That's a normal roll.
It's 3.1, which is on the higher
end. Oh, this is copyrighted. [ __ ]
Wait, what is this? No, there it
is. On the beat drop. On the beat drop.
On the beat drop. Wait, one more. On the
beat drop.
[Music]
Okay. Wait, it's actually doable. I'm
wasting so much more, bro. I'm wasting
so much
more. But it's not a waste. Today's
[Music]
[Music]
great a 4 minute and 41 second
run,
please. What am I
doing? One sec. I'm looking for
something.
You'll know what it is when I find it
because I don't know what it is I'm
looking
for. I can't find
it. Okay, I give
up. Replay the pirate music. Dude, the
pirate music was fake. It didn't even
help us.
I guess it did actually.
Maybe I'm fake. Maybe you're right.
Heads up. Justice.
Who's this Felix? He keeps yapping
about. Do you know XQC?
I'm kidding. He's a He's a singer. He's
also very,
you know, like Khesi from Game of
Thrones. He kind of looks like her.
Fun. Please, bro. I keep getting goblets
and they all
suck. Okay, I mean, I guess this could
be good.
the attack or an emmo. Both are fine.
Ideally, an emo, but both are fine.
I use the wrong burst. I'm cooked.
I'm just useless
now. Please, bro. Please. I've been a
good streamer today.
What's the freeto play weapon for
Verissa? Uh, a credit card. Next
question.
No, it's uh it's the the flowing purity
or whatever. The [ __ ] Fonten one.
Ideally, if you have like Lost Prayer or
Witsith, which you can technically get,
use those. But the freeto play option is
uh flowing purity. Don't tell the Jeff I
said this. I think black cliff is fine,
but you probably shouldn't buy it from
the shop. So I wouldn't. The only black
cliff I bought I I buy on the from the
shop is like the pole arm, but that's
just for
show. If you have a better one, then
don't. Scout Atlas. Alice is fine, too.
It's worse, though.
But it's
fine. For reference though, from early
calcs, let me pull this up.
The difference between her signature
weapon and free like her freeto play
weapon is around
30ish 30 to 30 like 2% worse than her
signature
which but like that happens but uh like
that happens to quite a few characters
but also her second best fivestar weapon
is still like 20% or 15 to 20% behind.
Like people say Neville, Nevillelet has
protype Amber. Protype Amber is really
good. And even the battle pass weapon,
that's obviously not free, but it's it's
a lot higher up in the ranking. Veressa
Veressa Verissa has um her second best
option is not that
great, which is what I'm using. It's
fine. It's just 20%
worse. It's not that bad, though.
But, bro, I drank like five I drank 500
milliliters
times four 2 L of water in this stream.
And my like I don't know, bro. I need
like a
lozenge. Maybe I'll get a lozenge. How
much attack does Jansan need? It
depends, but usually like 3k you're
fine. If you're C, like if you're not
C5, I think the limit is like around
2600, a bit less for max buff, but it
varies because if your characters run
around a like don't run a lot or aren't
from that land, I think your buff goes
down, so you need more attack. I'm not
done looking into her, but if you get
like 3k attack, you're safe. Or 2600 if
you're under C six
five, but also you gain
um you gain some attack in like through
buffs like it counts like power
resonance and like no bless
and
yeah. Okay, I uncapped my resin. Wait,
let me
um yeah, I need to go like rest my voice
so I can record a guide cuz I I do sound
like a smoker. But before I do that, let
me end the Vessa Yans and stuff. So I I
don't know. Is there anything I forgot
so the video is not incomplete? I guess
I want to do another showcase, but I can
do that another stream. It's fine. Like
tomorrow, it's not a big deal. I'll
probably play them some more. Um,
bless you. Thanks. No
problem. Uh, one second.
All right, let me outro this.
Okay. Hey, end of day one. I lost my
voice. Look at how I sound normally.
But, uh, our builds are pretty good. We
We I think it's a success. Our Veressa
ratio, you get 40 crit rate from the
set. That's 98 to66. Uh, and I did get
away with low ER, which I'm happy with.
Jans, enough attack. Could get a bit
more, but it is what it is. Uh,
Favlance. We're [ __ ] chilling, bro. I
crowned this. Boom. Boom. Boom. I'll
level this later. It doesn't really
matter.
We're [ __ ] chilling, bro. Uh, I'll
probably I'm just talking to chat now.
I'm probably going to get more footage
in general tomorrow just of these
characters. I would do it today, but my
voice does not work anymore.
Shout out to ZX. Yo, what's up?
I can't even see your message. Thank
you. New event weapon should be better
for Jansen. It's better for her. Fab is
better for your team. So, it
depends. They're both good, though. I
like uh team buffing weapons if you can.
What if he does another No, I'm not
doing another run. What if I just do a
12-1 cuz I feel like
it. 12-1 with no
ma 12. No
ma, let him cook.
Let him cook, bro.
Dude, let me cook.
I promise you I will cook.
Actually, I didn't even need to squirrel
them.
Leting grave names echo as one with wind
and cloud into the
wind. Let my name echo
shut down overight the tides
beckon
world. This character is
broken. Okay, I'm doing a 121 without
Ma. It's a It's a standard team, but
we're running Shang Lling. And I'm
actually going to play well. Okay, watch
this. Let me lock in. Uh, my voice is
dead. Wait, what am I doing? Boom. Boom.
Boom. I want to snapshot both buffs. So,
maybe do Yan first. M yeah.
Care for a dance?
Dance with me.
Be a good audience. No blueice.
Boom. I don't need to burst, but I'm
doing it anyways. Okay.
I didn't need to do that. Was a one
punch too many. I'm not going to burst.
Drop that. This
this funnel the particles. Hey, goodbye
buddy.
And then burst
07. Clean particle funneling. Hey, thank
you. Finally, a good [ __ ] chatter in
this
economy. Yeah, there is an abyss
buff.
75%. Okay, I gotta
go. Uh
well
cream
pound shillin and C 0 everyone you're
seeing in this team except Chevy is C 0
Chevy C6 Visa Jansen and Maui car 0. Oh
I was using Shangling Shangling's not uh
flesh. Oh, I just guessed F. Wait, what
the
[ __ ]
Shelf. Why I
guess
easy. Did you farm? You said yet? [ __ ]
you. I started. I still have 70 fragile
resin. Okay, guys, listen to me. Big
content this week. Okay, I promise.
We're doing another Gen stream within
two days.
Um, it's going to be or within Well,
yeah, I'm going to do another one for
Verissa and Jansen and I'm doing another
one
for 70 plus fragiles in the new domain.
So, two big streams there. Then Friday
there's a Sara live stream and tomorrow
there's the WA patch which I'm also
going to stream. I might do Genchin
before or after. I don't know. Or not if
I'm working on a guide. So, I might not
do too long of a stream if my throat's
dead. Might be fast tomorrow. Uh cuz I'm
a bit
cuckooked. So, those are the plans for
this week. Also, probably a repo stream
or some other game at some point. Those
are the plans. We have a lot to [ __ ]
do. I'm going to be sleeping, streaming,
and [ __ ] making a video. That's
basically it. So, I'm locked in. Oh my
god. I didn't even do a fourstar vis
yet. home. I
forgot. Next stream. Remind me. Could
you remind me before it's 6 hours into
the stream, you [ __ ] gorp? You could
have You could have written that in the
chat at any point. You could have just
been like, "Hey man, quick
reminder priority." Same
as an
AQE. I swear I commented it earlier.
Check the logs. Ah,
[ __ ] Yeah, I'm going to make more tea
and I'll have I have lozenes that are
pretty good. I'm just going to like chew
on them. Nom
nom. Damn. Okay, remind me to do a
fourstar clear. Where's our Abyss Clear
to
do? I'll be live again tomorrow, guys.
So, be there or be square. Probably some
Wawa, probably some Genchin. Maybe one
or the other. Well, definitely Wawa.
Well, maybe both or not. Maybe I'll just
do Genchin later. I don't know. I'll
figure it out. Uh, thanks for being
here. I'm going
to I really honestly like there's a lot
of cool people that stream this game.
One of them that isn't cool at all is
KMOS. So, we're going to raid him cuz
I'm a cool person. So, I want that to
like spread onto him. I'm
kidding. I'm kidding. I'm a fan. Uh,
except for the fact that he's French. I
am a fan. We're going to rate him. Uh,
and then I'm going to go to [ __ ] bed.
Or no, I'm not. I have the [ __ ] to
do. Don't do this. Don't do it. Don't do
it, bro. Okay.
Sorry. Does Chillin work for the
Verissa? Yes, but she's not a part of
her best teams. She's a fine option. She
also gives you basically 35% attack cuz
usually you only stack this once. With
Shilin, you can stack this twice, but
her best teams are still Shet and Yun
instead of her or Chevy. So, she's not a
part of her best teams, but she's like
right under. Good option, but not the
best. I'm too dead to watch that short.
Hey, thanks for being here, though,
guys. I really appreciate it. I wish I
could have streamed for longer, but I'm
dying. Uh, I'm going to lock in, work on
some videos, and then hopefully, well,
definitely a stream tomorrow, but
hopefully more streams this week as
well. Okay, see you. Goodbye. I'm start
the raid. Type in his
chat. Okay, this is going to be a weird
one for you guys. I don't normally
uh advocate for this emote, but I will
be typing a
boba. All right, see you guys. Be nice.
I'll be live tomorrow hopefully, too.
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. It's
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