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Fly, You Fools! Cheese Rolling Festival 2025

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Hey legends, it's that time of year

again. It's the Cheese Rolling Festival.

Or with the amount of people filming the

event on their phones this year. You

might say it's a bloody Coldplay

concert. Now, I'm not being a cynical

wanker. It's great. Cheese and those who

care about cheese and chase it down what

is basically a cliff deserve the

mainstream credibility. And it's Yeah,

look at her. It's admirable. It requires

dedication. It's about having limits,

but not giving a [ __ ] about those

limits. But most importantly, it's about

seeing if people can fly. Criy.

Genocide, war, the impending collapse of

our planet. One bloke can make us all

forget about that. A simple man living a

simple life for cheese. [ __ ] me dead.

How many angles of this guy do we have?

Not enough would be the answer to that.

But seriously, is he okay? Are any

sports journalists interested in that

story? Alived, unalived, anyone? I mean,

what is the point of are you okay day if

we're not all checking in on this

[ __ ] to see if he's okay? He just

vanishes behind the

house. This picture speaks a thousand

words. At least she's crying. There's a

solitary tear running down her cheek.

Meanwhile, the human next to her is

upside down, lost, confused, hurt.

Overall, every year this tradition

reminds me that our species is never

changing. If we want to be reckless,

idiotic, and wasteful with our

well-being, that's our choice. That is

our right. It's our godfucking fair

dinkham given right. At least for

cheese.

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