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I'm not racist but I got a joke you're
going to love damn saggers well I'm
[ __ ] all I didn't think I was going
to do today this has gotten off the
rails in the last 10 minutes I guess my
mom's not watching this [ __ ] oh I could
started God always when I sit next to
you Nick it's a sweater I just have
hairy man just feeling your hair twist
into mine an exothermic human I always
willing to sit next to him just so you
know you want from me nothing shave this
arm no no just one arm no your tattoos
will look so good no they'll be covered
in ingrown hairs
hairs
but not this by
Man start it off Mr brand oh wait no
we're going to do it right first we're
going to do it right three actually do
we want to real quick Cody come y do
yeah do the do the high everyone three two
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right right up here big boy about
it mad about is this what you guys drink
when you're on your
periods hi everyone welcome to the
unsubscribed podcast I'm joined today by
Eli double tap Nick Fat electrician Ryan
habitual line Crosser Brandon Herrera
and myself who's leaving
now I'll miss you forever he himself
like whoa that started really hard damn
we just push his body out the way got
two more hours with it hey everyone W hi
new to the podcast Mr
Ryan we have different take I can't wait
for this episode because it was already
hostile in there and I you it's going to
be very
hostile Nick has been fighting with the
guests lately that's true yeah me and
Steven almost got in a fight over how
much power hito had during World War I
yesterday that was interesting it was
dope it worked out though yeah you guys
miss you won is that is that where I I
don't know we can let the audience
decide I feel like I won so today we're
just going to decide uh whether or not
uh your mother or your mother loves Shakespeare
more spelled a little bit differently
this I I all right I'm going to I'm
actually going to take the plunge here
it's good it is surpris man Bush you
want a bush light oh my God all right
this would taste great if you dumped it
out and filled it up with rye whiskey
all right to be fair to you Tangerine is
one of my least favorite flavors you
actually warm you genuinely drink this
stuff uh you put this in your body well
homophobic about white claw we got to
have is better I can do that thank you
cheers cheers they make out like without
Che star
episode is that you know I've been in a
room with six guys and a couple of
cameras before it's gone a different way
so I might I might well you know we all
pay for college different ways that was
you know when you're an
11 it was a fielded under look when
you're an 11 Bravo and you're out for a
21 day field problem you know what
happened what just happened you just cut
off never mind what no go for it not the
way he cut it off earlier I thought you
made a pretty edgy joke right out of the
gate really well you were talking about
things going a different way when you
were surrounded by men and drinking and
you said you know when I was 11 and then
you paused oh dear God I thought you
made a really aggressive joke and you're
[Laughter]
karate read a little bit too far into
that one we don't go to Camp
anymore I'm GNA [ __ ] kill him over
here Jesus Christ get my notes out there
we go the Infantry is probably one of
the most homoerotic organizations a man
can be in hold on hold on hold on I the
way I scale it is infantry Army hold on
stay with me Marine Corps in general
Marine Corps infantry oh yeah I go
Marine cor like this is the thing the
Marine Corps infantry is the gayest
straight organization that exists in
this world they'll be like each other
and just be like yeah yeah you like that
POG it's the weirdest thing man you're
gay for looking it's [ __ ] weird man
I actually I knew a guy who made a fifi
are you familiar with what aifi is yeah
weed a fifi is a is a device I don't
even know what a fifi is so Fifi is an
acronym and uh it is a device that that
simulates the The Gentle Touch of a
woman uh you would take typically take a
medic glove and roll it up in a towel
and you would take some uh KY Jelly that
the Medics have and you would use that
to procreate ingratiate yourself I just
picture so many notes being taken
Fleshlight for 10 seconds it's good to
go Jesus this guy he took it and he went
out to the to to the Woodline and he put
it in the crack of a tree and grabed the
two branches of this tree and the whole
wood Line's moving oh you were in the
Infantry D straight out there jungle
[ __ ] just jle like my brain just like
a like he's making ape noises like my
brain just took that way further
than I'm sorry he was very rough with
that tree oh yeah what was his nickname
after that
Groot George of the Jungle
Jungle
[ __ ] what what year did you get out of
the army oh God uh uh 2014 D so you
joined I'm almost 94 yeah I'm almost 50
I you got to watch peace Army to actual
wartime Army to yeah and you know what's
crazy is that like you know you have in
the 90s it was all like who are we
supposed to fight I don't know you know
we're going to we're going to make up
enemies right the covian right and
occasionally you'd pretend to be
serbians um 14 is a like the best unit
of the Russian army well some some guys
third ACR would say differently but one
for best unit of the Russian army the
covian Army right the 75th motor rifle
regiment and we people one for they are
the bad guys that NATO can practice
against the bad guys and we would wear
different uniforms Drive uh m113s that
are vismed to look like AR bmps and so
on and uh yeah we would fight against
the good guys which would be what was
the laser gear miles gear miles gear at
the time and you know honestly like it's
it's fun for a couple of days when
you're in Germany and it's like 50° and
you've been outside for like you know 4
days at a time you're like all right
let's light a fire maybe NATO will call
an artillery on us that way we can go
tents you are infantry that's like a
strictly military thing you know what
sounds better than this [ __ ]
dying strictly a military
M this was back in the days walking
around was literally and I've said it
before walking around in the middle of
the night and patrols everyone's just
like what about the cherries well I
won't feel it soon as you're done
inhaling funny
story funny story about that I I was a
cigarette smoker for years before I I
switched to Cigars I love cigars but uh
cigarettes have their own magic right
and I know once I was on a Hilltop know
this dro the cigarette in his mouth un
right now just
Rock [ __ ] he is our in-house Mar man I'm
telling you I was on was on a Hilltop in
Germany right and I I was in my turn for
watch and I I lit up a cigarette and I
was smoking the cigarette now there was
this one guy his name was SMY and this
guy he used to carry the M60 machine gun
very heavy machine gun you before my
[ __ ] guy you well sometimes they give
it to your machine Gunner's name wasmy to
to
yeah hold pause pause real quick hold on
we just missed something Eli Eli goes
sometimes they give it to the small guy
were you on gun team no I was the SDM so
I I just I could shoot thank god well
it's like uh don Graves talking about
like how the his uh [ __ ] higher ups
hated him so they gave him the
flamethrower as the shortest guy Jesus
Christ I'm sorry I just continue so I'm
I'm up on this this Hilltop and I was
smoking a cigarette figure no one's
around NATO isn't around right I'm
smoking a cigarette I'm ashing and this
guy Smitty he he loved carrying or he
loved shooting the 60 hated actually
carrying it right hated it and so like
we ended up I was a dragon Gunner at the
time which is an anti-tank missile so I
was having to carry some of his
ammunition because he couldn't hump it
this is so different than I like I don't
even know what a dragon is a dragon it's
an anti-tank missile it's wire guided
it's similar to the javelin but before
the javelin wi toe well the javelin was
wire guided too it was created in the
70s and it was a small small wire guided
missile reached out to about 1400 M now
I learned here we go I used to carry
this damn thing I carry this damn thing
up and down freaking Hills in Germany
right and and technically it was a
sagger which is a Russian missile not a
dragon cuz we're you know where the bag
I actually have a sager missile in the
shop I thought you were about to make a
racist joke I'm sorry go ahead it does
sound offensive yeah someone called me
that like who dirty [ __ ]
s nobody liked this guy nobody likes SMY
right and soly not they made up a
slur for
him give the 60 to the sagger I'm sorry
had a couple of cigarettes and then I
swapped out for the next guy to go on
watch go to bed you know and stand to in
the morning stand to is the time when
everybody has to be up I think it's half
hour before daylight and then half hour
before sun sunset right cuz that's when
the French and Indians attack you you
never I've never had you never had hold
on hold on there there's some actual
like so it is it originated when the
French and Indians would attack because
they would use the Sun at their back to
to like to attack yeah it's natural it's
Sun the Taliban I'm surprised you didn't
know about this the Taliban would often
do that sun up and sun down they would
attack during those times cuz like our
nvgs like we own the night like I got
very comfortable in the night in
Afghanistan during the daytime we can
see as far as they can we have better
Optics we're better shots we don't
[ __ ] spray and running sandals and uh
so they would attack when the sun was
going down or coming
yeah I'm surprised you didn't know
that oh [ __ ] they're here you never did
stand to like every before they come
hear they're coming oh I don't know [ __ ]
is [ __ ] holy [ __ ] I'm sorry no we didn't
because uh been at four Le Bob's un position
position
Fu you never stand to no how the [ __ ]
have I missed this I'm suris yeah before
a half hour before like maybe it was a
'90s thing I don't know but he didn't
well he knew he didn't I didn't I don't
F did you ever do Afghanistan no did you
ever do Afghanistan that might be it
Afghanistan was pretty well known like
that was a pretty common thing the
Taliban were smart like we killed all
the dumb ones all the Smart Ones would
like okay they were Fighters they've
been doing War for long long ass time
and ideally as well for Stan 2 you start
all the vehicles at the same time so you
have a you count like four 3 2 1
everyone starts your vehicles at the
same time so the bad guys can't go okay
there's one vehicle here one vehicle
here one vehicle okay so it's everyone's
up running and then you guys are smoking
cigarettes well I I went to bed and uh I
heard this watch your language this
voice beep that out Chase his voice goes
you know what the heck guys what the
heck what the heck what the heck and
Smitty gets up and there's burn holes in
his sleeping bag and uh there's Ash like
on his hair in his face apparently I had
been standing right below him while I was
was
smok and so he's screaming at the top
you know it's like echoing off the hills
in Germany right like just ashing on
he's like I didn't know I didn't know he
was down there it was dark you know I
was as Jam
saggers Just ashing on him so it is a
slur you know squad leader what's going
on guy he runs shut up you know let's
stay two you got to be quiet and he
shows in the holes he who did this who
did this I'm like all I know was
probably me but all I know I know who's
about to do it
NATO so we actually we get back uh and
he gets madder and madder the longer
we're out in the field we get back and
we we when you come back in from the
field you'll clean off your gear right
all clean off all the mud right so we
have these rooms to clean off all your gear
gear
and uh you know he's like egging me on
as we're cleaning off for gear and he's
like challenging me and stuff finally
throws his gear down goes that's it MC
Beth I call you out storms out to a
duel like what is this I in third grade
meet me by the flag pole you know and my
squad leader was like you know he called
you out you got to go do it now this was
relatively 90s was a
hell this was 60 lbs ago all right so I
was 510 wet you know I'm 155 lbs I don't
think your height changes wet
yeah I confused
my I got a part of my body whose height
changes when it gets wet believe me
profile so my squad is like dude he
called you out in front of the men you
got to go fight him like oh great so I'm
I'm skinny guy 510 155 lbs and this guy
he was a former firefighter at least he
said he was right like you know who
knows right volunteer you know big he
was a big dude he was like you he was
like you know barrel chest dude I'm a
big dude apparently like congrats you
know I thought you know I'm walking out
there thinking oh man this guy's going
to kick my ass and you go up to him I
think it's going to be one of those like
I throw a punch he throws a punch break
it up guys break it up you know someone
that's if you have battle buddies other
they're like damn he's getting his ass
stop don't we fought for like three
freaking minutes he beat the crap out of
me someone's going to stop at any moment
now your face is just getting pummeled
in he beat the little Daylights out of
sag the funny thing is that a platoon
sergeant from another unit comes out of
a Orly room and see break it up guys
break it up you know and I'm like
bleeding and and seen the other guy
we do he's right here he's quite fine
actually he help he was fine I I say to
my squad they like Sor why didn't you
stop us you goes you know I don't like
uh Smitty either I wanted to see you
kick his
ass after the first minute you didn't
notice is not going that way maybe by
round 2 minutes in the modern Ukraine
conflict MC Beth is sued up in MC Beth
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you're good but you know thank so these
are these are my pre open it up okay
it's the second best thing to come out
of Maryland Old Bay Seasoning Brandon
I'm so sorry you missed out on this
which I'm not a seafood guy at all so
like that's I'm putting it on my bush
dude you can put it on popcorn you can
put it on French fries can you put it on
Bush light uh maybe I like I was about
to say it's not tahin I would snort that
stuff I've never tried old B so I might
just like take a little here give me a
little dab on that
knife snort are you really going to
Jesus [ __ ] I didn't think I was going to
do this podcast has gone on for quite
some time that is the most sociopathic
[ __ ] I've ever seen in my life
congratulations I'm an infantry man and
I'm a marylander [ __ ] well I'm
[ __ ] I was like this he's going
to chase I think we have to technically blur
blur
that I don't know the rules for that I
don't either there nobody ever thought
the [ __ ] rules about that just put a
drawing up and said he snorted it leave
it up there's going to be some if the
YouTube Executives act to have a meeting
about whether or not they're going to
monetize snorting seasonings that's on
us I'm
happy if you get demonetized I apologize
I get demonetized all the freaking time
I'm thinking of our [ __ ] just sitting
there like Ben alac with the
cigarette we had to have a convers
actually I told them uh our beautiful
YouTube rep misunderstood what I said uh
with we had the two World War II uh
veterans on and he was like and the and
something else something we got to blur
that one too yeah Chase blur that and
it's a a shortened word for Japanese
people that is exactly what you [ __ ]
think it is I thought it was shorten for
jalapenos but I'm
just also
yeah that's what they meant come to find
out that got age not age restri yeah age
restrict or demoned for that and I was
like hey uh can you get that checked
again we fixed it uh it was what they
said in the time he's like well I'll try
to pitch that to the guys so the next
day he's like okay I'm on the phone he's
like okay so I just tell them that it
was how they spoke in the day I was like
what what he's like well you told me to
tell them that it's okay to say I was
like no I didn't no we edited that out
for you buddy no you do not have to go
and tell them it's okay to BS to him for
[ __ ] like making that argument to
Silicon Valley I'll make that argument
it was a different RAC listen like
grandfather in the back of a video at
the front of a
bus it was a different time no for real
though I don't think it's any different
than saying Nazi no no that's just what
they said back then right oh that's true
well no but it's also like in the
context of like
yes the Nazis were German but it was a
very particular type of German at a very
particular point in time you [ __ ] Naz
like I've got a joke that you're going
to love oh dear God [ __ ] me all right so
I'm not racist it's now the 10th racist
but I got a joke you're going to
love 10th day of the Ukrainian incursion
into K right and Vladimir Putin doesn't
know what to do so he calls Stalin's
ghost He says Stalin help me Nazis are
in K what do I do Stalin goes do what I
did send your best ukrainians and ask
for us
weapons [ __ ] Christ good good let's
talk about the ribon trop moltov
comp go for it Nick okay
fine um so because you if you want to
gra a drink anybody hasn't seen Ryan's
content he's really good at like uh
really good at like finding
misinformation and propaganda from
Russian sources or pretty much any other
ones but you track stuff back and one of
the things that I've like looked into a
ton was the ribbon tro malov packed of
World War II and Vladimir Putin I think
it was 2018 or
2019 actually went and made it a law
that you're not allowed to well you're
allowed to talk about it you're just not
allowed to have the incorrect opinion
about it and they've actually arrested
people and it forced the not the UN um
some other gantic um agency to like put
out a statement that like no the ribbon
trop malov pack absolutely was a
catalyst for starting World War II who
else would have been like NATO EU uh it
might have been EU yeah I think it might
have been I'm not familiar with this
pack the ribbon trop malov Packa was a
non-aggression pact between Nazi Germany
and the USSR okay I've heard a secret
portion where they had agreed hey I'm
going to attack Poland you should attack
Poland around the same time and we could
attack it together and then if if if you
did that you can have this part and I'll
have that part and then we can all split
up Europe together while we're not
fighting but we're also not allies even
though we're declaring war on people at
the same time and not fighting each
other which they they had a great time
until Hitler failed the trust fall yeah
um you got him with that one you just
spit all over you just spit on it it's
only got a little on it
so I'm us just watch it
like um go to him
[ __ ] I do want to talk about Poland
for a second like okay so if you guys
have seen some of my Poland doesn't even
like to talk about Poland no no I think
they do I European Texas almost a joke
they [ __ ] exclusively talk about
Poland in my comment section anytime
Poland's mentioned they [ __ ] their pants
it's well I I made the joke about little
European Texas and people like well why
do you call it that why do you call it
that and I was like okay let's let's go
through the [ __ ] and this is just off
the top of my head these numbers may not
be perfectly accurate but like Poland
when the US said this is for sale they
said yes like that's that's pretty much
what the United States government has
270 himars we have 270 of them you know
how many Poland bought as many as we
sold 460 High Mars High Mars the the
high Mobility artillery rocket system
the [ __ ] [ __ ] that shoots the
giant the Box on it the one with the Box
UK like a 42 alpha or something there
infantry good with gun that like that
shifted tides in Ukraine my I'm like
learning a whole we can't make fast
enough let me see they just bought they
they're building 48 New Patriot
launchers to create 12 new Patriot
firing batteries they're building 600 K9
uh artillery pieces 800 K2 pl's the
freaking tanks they bought 250 m182 SE
V3 Abrams main battle tanks like
literally anything they can get their
hands on PES like yes yes yes yes sick
of people [ __ ] with them bro like
they are to be if anybody has a histor
reason to be worried about Russia yeah
it's Poland so that's why oh they're
armed as [ __ ] it's it's cool to be in
their ta their territorial Army like
like to be a college if you're not in
the in their now their version of the
National Guard if you're not in that
like you're not getting a girlfriend
dude cuz your girlfriend's probably in
the TA they are the European version of
like I should have found that so [ __ ] funny
funny
oh man I'm you may need to edit that out
for me I found that way funnier than
[ __ ] just for that one spot of him
laughing just goes back to normal [ __ ]
that was I should not have laughed at I
feel bad no you don't no I don't holy
[ __ ] Jesus Christ yeah no Poland is I
mean that's just they're building and
this is the thing Poland I thought like
Poland just got [ __ ] steamroll right
I I paid attention to history well when
I started digging into they have well no
that's finish that's finish isn't there
po the winter War the winter War y was
there a Poland sniper that was famous
there was probably several polish sniper
Hoya Sima is is is Finnish that's the
white oh sorry I thought that's what you
asked yeah no no you said Poland never
mind yeah um they even have like I I was
looking into some of their history so
they have a museum ship and we have a
museum ship right we have the USS
Constitution just in case any [ __ ]
raps gallion want to get a throwback to
like what we did to the Brits in the
1800s but um so I was like looking into
it and so when Germany or when Germany
and Russia invaded Poland like they took
all their ships that were built and just
bailed out to the United Kingdom and
then just proceeded to [ __ ] with the
Germans up the English Channel like
that's all they did was just fight with
Germans just oh there's some Germans
let's annihilate that [ __ ] with their
their battleships that they had they
just they had two of them and they were
like we're going to you up as much as we
can which to be fair based yeah no it's
dude they like they were literally like
you know when you play Risk and the
first person that like really loses
their like area of Opp
but they have like a couple little
territories that's literally Poland just
[ __ ] with everybody else all of World
War II they go to their first Alliance
they're like hey dude can I just like
operate in this little area that you own
and I'll just [ __ ] up the people we
don't like and they're like sure there
was it was polish artillery man that had
voytech too what's voytech I don't know
voytech is the Polish artillery bear
oh from the Battle of Monte Casino wait
they had the oh the bear that actually
that carried artillery around and they
used to interrogate somebody yeah it was
hilarious they used it to interrogate
that is the wor best way to inter
imagine you're going to get water
boarded you're going to get waterboarded
or B there's a bear standing behind a
guy and you're like Hey where's Muhammad
and a bear's just like you're going to
whatever I'm going to just leave the
room for about 5 minutes CL him and took
his teeth out still really strong I
think still going to hurt you not
neutered yeah he's very horny right now
we gave him
bagra good luck horny bear Jesus a horny
Gummy Bear the worst [ __ ] thing
imaginable bro that door opens in 6
minutes re water board me I guess my
mom's not watching this show I could
have told you that before we
started this is where I think it would
have been a good idea to watch an
episode of the
podcast one just won what am I getting
into oh I watched her ak50 thing I this
means he has he has no idea he has no
idea what the offenders are oh oh oh
well we'll get into that in a bit you
want to do it now or you want to wait I
feel like it's better if we warm it up
just kind of like uh what is it vot talk
or what voch there you go when you warm
them upar oh I mean that was the whole
story they had a Polish artillery bear
it was hilarious change the story he
wasn't moving around he's thear but what
[ __ ] that's the way it's changed in
my mind back to the malov pack the
reason I brought it up was because like
I think and I've seen other people have
said that the reason he actually cared
back in 2019 to start Shifting The
Narrative around the ribbon trop malov
pact was because the argument for why
Russia shouldn't be in control of
Ukraine was always well you know you
started World War II like you started
this issue you don't get to complain
that it didn't work out your way or
you're a huge contributing factor so it
there was kind of the argument that like
Russia's been keying up the
disinformation and propaganda years in
advance yeah and I thought that that
would be interesting to you and it kind
of goes right into your alley cuz I
watched your video about uh tracking
down Russian bots on Twitter and proving
it it's pretty fascinating honestly D I
will before you go into that like you do
amazing work and the level of indepth
stuff you go into I'm like holy [ __ ]
this was infantry yeah you know I'm
pretty surprised too you definitely got
way higher on the as you just decided
like I'll do that one
I'll at first I thought like all right
four years and I'm done I stayed and I
kind of liked it I went to college while
I was you know he heard you could get
naked pictures on these computers he's a
[ __ ] expert
guy I do know how to set up a local area
network for grunts but that being said
you know that I I went to to school for
computer science while I was in I got a
bachelor in computer science a masters
in Engineering Management and then later
I got a MERS in uh cyber security Jesus
and uh you know it used to be I'd find
the bad guys and we put a Hell Fire
through their window right and now I
find the bad guys and I expose them
online okay so sometimes I still do the
I do want to ask uh and you can like
blink once for yes blink twice for no so
we don't you know violate anything that
may be from a three-letter agency were
you or were you not ever personally or
or helped responsible for a uh a9x
health fire the knife missile um un Al
living a human in this world I don't do weapon
weapon
earing [ __ ] I don't know
what answer I like I don't know what to
do now I don't know what to do with my
hands Bas help me that answer was answer
once the information is out of my hands
I don't [ __ ] touch that answer was
I've never played Hot Potato but there
was a guy that was blindfolded and I
okay fair enough it's like God one of my
uh a I one of my relatives we'll say uh
was in the Pacific Theater and then he
was in uh Korea and then Vietnam what he
did in Vietnam he did a little bit of
spook work and the only thing we were
ever told was that he would go up in uh
basically spy planes like observation
planes or whatever with some of the
locals before the United States was in
Vietnam MH and they would just take
pictures and they would take pictures of
you know observation bases or whatever
and whatever they took pictures get them
topographical nudes the next week when
they went up those places weren't there
anymore but his job was to take pictures
were they in like a You2 or I couldn't
tell you to be honest like I I genuinely
don't know but that was the only thing
we were told is they would take pictures
of stuff and then it just so happened
that the next time they went up to take
more pictures the things they took
pictures of weren't there like an air
America kind of thing or uh yeah I I
genuinely have no clue like what America
was like the C's uh Air Force in
apparently this never mind I should
probably shouldn't say that I mean maybe
I could I don't know three-letter
agencies apparently still operate for
F-117 Nighthawks for the United States
military I didn't know yeah we have four
of them in our inventory and they're
operated by threel agencies from what I
was able to find on the intern and
that's just what's Declassified yeah
that's well like this's the thing
recently we've come up with some [ __ ]
all right my MSM is going to take off
here do it right no we've come up with
some and it's just it's if anyone else
in the world had done this we'd be like
oh my God but because it's us the
world's like okay like they're just so
used to us coming up with weird [ __ ] so
we took a standard missile 6 which is a
surface to air I think it also has
surface to surface capability out of a
vertical launch system on an AIS [ __ ]
destroyer and we like yeah let's put it
on the bottom of that F18 so now we have
the a174 M yeah it's what by the way
it's the return of the Phoenix missile
the the the missile can go further than
the F18 can see with its radar so the
way it's going to work is another plane
can lock onto a Target that a174 fires
Beyond the Horizon that is so [ __ ]
cool it's literally the Baton
race when
you it's the F35 the f-35c will find the
bad guys and the F uh F-18 is the bomb
truck missile truck that's just so
terrifying like you could be chasing an
American aircraft like ha and then a
telephone pole comes out of the
stratosphere and sends you back to your
God like that's just the most terrifying
[ __ ] and I would hate to fight America
like hey I got a guy up here we need to kill
kill
okay look how fast that Jet's going what
the f is dead you know I can I can tell
you I I have no idea what went through
someone's mind when they decided to
5.56 the start you know there was a we
had there was this one guy I remember he was
was
he was Jam you know little closer sorry
about that oh you're good this one guy
he was Jam you know and uh he uh the kid
worked in the uh Iraqi police station
and there he was kind of assigned to us
as like a little helper boy like we'
give him a couple of bucks and you go
get a or you know whatever you know
bread and cokes and stuff like that and
one time I I you know I saw he was
taking down like our bumper numbers on
our our vehicles you know and you know
yeah he was Jam my Army right and uh I
was like dude you know I was like you
know Omar are you going to kill us today
siki bua bua tomorrow tomorrow I kill
you would you like would you like to
meet a
bear I have a supery bear
bear
but at the same time like you probably
experienc this in Afghanistan anybody
who stood up got cut down which they've
never seen a bear in their life so
that's already scary as [ __ ] by the way
the [ __ ] some in the zoo basically like
that scene from Rogue one where they
have the tentacle Alien come in
interrogate the guy he like what the
[ __ ] is that I have no idea it's a shave
bear dressed as a dominatrix but like
okay Jesus Eli what that's called
Warfare you know you know how much do
how do I scare the [ __ ] out of these
American and that's you how much a
dominatrix cost in Washington DC area do
you why do you
$350 I'll tell you hi what the [ __ ] I've
started [ __ ] two white claws of this
guy I remember I wouldn't touch this
with somebody else Old Bay did you use that
day up on old
old
now when I when I when I uh evaluate
someone for spreading disinformation I
humiliate them online and then I find
their email address and I send them a
$350 of dominatrix Services if you want
to be humiliated on the internet I will
be more than happy to do it but I'm
going to charge you for it so I was jump
that's phenomenal work I'm no sorry I
just my threaten you threaten him with
prostitution I sent him a bill for $350
forline humiliation Services I actually
I was at a convention and I met a woman
who she was a Tik tocker and she makes
her Liv we do Post these by the way
oh go on the internet keep going I met a
woman who was kind of like an online
dominatrix you know she was a Tik tocker
and she would charge and she would just
like from the comfort of her own home
humiliate men online I'm thinking like
how like men we are to blame for this we
are to blame for I don't know what this
guarantee she's making six figures oh
guarantee guar [ __ ] te not only that
she owned three houses this is in
Arizona she lives in Arizona three
houses she was like renting two of them
out living in one and I'm like I'm here
making videos where this is what happens
when you don't kiss the homies good
night J this is this is what happens
slaving away like a sagger making
internet videos this happens talking
down to people are we just going to roll
it all together by the end he's going to
be like Al so this sagger had his Bear
right when you don't think about the
Roman Empire this is what happens this
this is exactly it uh po but your missm
my Miss sorry jumping back to my missile
ISM so there's two two more things one
uh this is still in development right
now I just heard about this thing never
seen a picture of it I have no idea how
it functions but I don't know if you
know very recently the United States
Navy did a synex where they take an old
ship and they're like we're going to
[ __ ] this thing up until it sinks yeah
which is cool I I love that we do that
they took a B2 stealth bomber by the way
there's two countries in this world
those who use the metric system and
those who have stealth bombers um so I
think it's alarming how long we had yeah
that's my favorite part who they still
work they almost have a bomber that's
comparable to the B2 it's like that [ __ ]
we had 48 years ago [ __ ]
Century but U America sucks to not have Howard
Howard
used so they Dro this bomb and it's a
bomb from a obviously a stealth bomber
cool and they're like [ __ ] 50,000 ft
up cool but it's called a quicksync and
it's literally designed to [ __ ] up boats
which is a great name awesome I I don't
know much about it but apparently it can
track down a boat traveling at like 45
knots so from the stratosphere a stealth
plane can drop a bomb that chases you
the [ __ ] down on a boat God Bless
America I love that that's my okay why
is it called the quick sink I'll show
you I don't want a slow sink to quickly
funny in time to quickly sink your boat
that's what it's designed for what does
it do is it like I have no clue how it
works I don't know [ __ ] about it
it's still from what I read it's still
in development I don't think it's fully
out going to okay there's a boat in the
water oh wow it broke that's called a
[ __ ] bomb I would
assume just a big it would just be like
some sort of like explosion under the
surface that creates a
v it destroy like it's under the water
already like that's crazy it could be
remind me that thing we did for Mr Beast
with his boat watch I mean this is
oh by the time the Smoke Clears it's
just underwater God Bless America I love
it so much that's amazing God make sure
to lead cookies out for raon tonight so
good and then the last thing good and
mad a missile goes down your chimney
oh that's the bad I can't talk about the
weapon earing but so very recently uh we
know Iran was playing a game of [ __ ]
around and we helped them find out a
little bit honestly it was just a flex
so they fired x amount of drones like
400 drones and missiles at Israel right
and obviously Uncle Sam was up there
just playing [ __ ] whack-a-mole we
were having fun we were using it on to
just train that's really what it was for
we just sent up our Pilots we're like
take out as many drones as you can
whoever comes back one of those things
was a lifetime of minimum wage taxes
like that's what it was it was just so
but what they did is they for the first
time in history I believe it's the sm3
I'm almost positive it's the sm3 cuz the
sm2 is like a patriot kind of and the
sm6 is more like a Thad Talon so the sm3
is designed to go way the [ __ ] up there
so they smoked a missile outside the
atmosphere now that may just sound like
amazing and cool on its own but like I
want to put this in perspective so when
we defend outside the atmosphere EXO
atmospheric it went outside the
atmosphere and said I'm going to [ __ ]
you up out here you're not hiding from
me that's CRA like straight up Iron
Giant I am
Superman from a boat at sea level okay
but the crazy thing is so most air
defense systems like we work best when
we are the target so like if I'm
protecting an air base I'm on that air
base and as the missile comes in I shoot
it as it's coming back down in its
terminal phase Patriot shoots in
terminal Thad shoots in terminal so the
phases a flight of a ballistic missile
going off on Missile ism is launch boost
apogee separation and terminal that's
how an average ballistic missile flies
at apogee which is its highest which is
usually when they're outside the
atmosphere depending on the missile um
they're also moving the fastest they
have the most amount of energy
the Navy said [ __ ] you I'm going to kill
you when you're your fastest so now I'm
100% after seeing that I'm 100%
convinced that the modern US Navy can
smoke an SR71 Blackbird just because of
that you can't get high enough and go
fast enough for them not to be able to
kill you which when we were talking
about this a little bit earlier I am
100% convinced that we absolutely did
not need to do that there's no reason we
we just did that for practice we're like
I just want you to [ __ ] know we can
like that's the the amount of just I'm
going to do this because whatever reason
I like I love that when I tell people
like Patriot is a good system it's a
[ __ ] great system AIS is better in
every way every shape of the idea I tell
people like the easiest way to compare
them is Patriot can see you if you're
the size of a softball and about 100
miles away that's kind of the the common
connotation Aegis can kill you if you're
190 miles away in the size of a
golfball and that's 190 in any [ __ ]
Direction Horizon to the space station
whatever the you want to be away is that
by proximity of the explosive or is it
like the actual in from launch uh it
depends on the Interceptor depends we've
had it since the 80s yeah we've had I
know it's an old system I just don't
know if they're considering lethal range
like from when the missile explodes in
the blast radius or if it's like impact
a golf ball so I believe it would be for
that I'm also not sure if you're allowed
to say well I don't I know now we're in
that weird ter I don't I don't know for
the sm2 3 and six that they still use I
don't know which ones are proximity and
which ones are kinetic so Patriot like
Pack 2 is a proximity shotgun blast uh
I'm going to say this the exact same way
a cw3 said this I'm not going to say his
name in front of my entire Battalion
okay pack three is like some of you boys
when you were 15 tip to tip he said this
in front of the whole [ __ ] Battalion
it's like the interstellar thing what
docking and pack two and pack two is
like some of you other boys at 15 uh tip
to explosion and I was like [ __ ] he said
this and I just all of a sudden quietly
like this man should lose his job
immediately but we're like it he's a cw3
the only podcast for we got demonetized
was it the slurs or the government
secrets we we are
podc which which which podcast did we
give away uh uh military secrets on
don't remember which one there were a couple
couple
Bing oh my God we never gave
sorry you gave away Secrets no it's fine
nobody can prove we ever
did all alone now time to trim the old
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tell us some cool history [ __ ] I'm so
wait when was that system developed the
AG combat system was in the ' 80s but so
this is the thing the like I that's what
makes it more terrifying cuz it's like
that is from the 80s Tech with AI and
the weapon systems coming out from that
is like AB killer robot Rob what's so
crazy about Aegis people think Aegis
they think of an Arley Burke class
destroyer no it's the whole Fleet
together so if if Aegis if an s or we
built a hive mind it pretty much is so
if it decides so like let's say a radar
anywhere in the fleet picks up a Target
sweating right yeah picks up a Target it
can go cool I'm going to kill that
Target with that boat's missile and fire
it like it it's [ __ ] insane what
Aegis can do that's cool wait now it's
it so it'll be like hey this is the
closest boat to this and I will just
take this kind like what I was saying
earlier it's like it's a Baton Pass of
like [ __ ] technology that's wild it's
doing it while it's moving on the ocean
and fighting in hurricanes and [ __ ] like
my radar if it if it like sinks half an
inch it's like reim Place me and I'm
like [ __ ] the missile knows where it is
because the missile knows where it is
not know but sometimes it doesn't know
where the ground is I don't know if you
know that yeah Patriot chased enemy
missiles into the ground in 2003 cuz it
didn't know where the ground was but now
we teach it where the ground allegedly
oh yeah
allegedly we didn't do there just happen
the oh you want
to go on you want to get off the gold standard
neat oh I I think I've laughed more in
this podcast than any of the other ones
I've been on man I'm yeah dying right
now we're doing all right we're doing
all right the kids are okay dude I will
say the last time you were on with demo
you me and I was like this is going to
be the biggest episode and like
demonetized I don't know why lots of
[ __ ] lot of it happens fine it was
actually you it was me yeah you said I
think it was 17 [ __ ] in 18
seconds was
aggressive you you kicked off my MLM
okay that's a that's a you problem he's
he's he's teaching [ __ ] to the Army like
just just fly it really does like I I
want to be like oh you know our military
is like so great and so like the
military anyone who's been in the
military realizes that all it is is it's
taking a mirror and showing it to the
population like there we're just like a
40-year-old mirror it's a portal to the
[ __ ] we had 40 years
ago I I did a video just the other day
just actually actually technically last
night where um I I use media as a as an
analogy Russia I can do battle by myself
and someone like commented and they said
like how do you know media like I was an
infantry man did you ever see the
Infantry man friend group meme yeah a
black dude Hispanic dude white guy
wearing a cowboy hat because freaking of
course I'm just I'm just I'm watching
you like explain like okay so here's the
current ukra Ukraine situation so anyway
and you know a good movie is a good
movie but one of the neat Parts about
being an infant or being in the military
is that you have a friend group that you
would never normally have yeah know and
you go out to the club when you're in
Germany you know two white guys one of
them has a cowboy hat one Hispanic guy a
black dude and an Asian dude and you're
all Bud bar yeah they all walk into a
bar sometimes they even get thrown out
thrown back out again never never ever
I've I've I've closed a couple of bars
oh yeah I think every what was your
favorite experience like just going out
with the boys in in a in a different
country was it Germany or where yeah
Germany well I mean I've been to well
Germany Fort Stewart Fort uh Fort Bliss
if you had to have like a great time and
go back in time with any of your boys in
any country Savannah uh pivotal pivotal
boom I don't know pivotal it would be uh
River Street in Savannah really no
[ __ ] at least least I've only been a
couple times i' I've never really maybe
it was the9 you know it's the 90s and
you're it's kind of Fort store's kind of
weird cuz it's like you go out Romania
all right so if your wallet hits the
ground in Romania uh what hits it first
germs or
Romanian Jesus Christ [ __ ] Christ man
you know what they call a uh you know
those locker lock boxes they have for
mail and [ __ ] like you know you go up
with a key and open and get your mail
stuff an advent [Laughter]
[Laughter]
calendar my Romanian followers make this not
not
[ __ ] Ryan's like when did I get myself
in my mom is not going to be able to
watch you in the Infantry this might
interest you I was uh I did a video with
Demolition Ranch today okay and he let
me picked the topic and I wanted to
answer the age-old meme question you are
you familiar with the meme of like where
you're grading different calibers and 50
Callas for when there's a bad guy hiding
behind the fridge at your neighbor's
house I wanted to know the smallest
caliber that you could actually do that
with so we actually did shoot through a
house through a fridge into a ballistic
Jael torso with different calibers to
find out which one it was wow 22
penetrated much further than I thought
it would it made it it dude it went
through an exterior wall through the the
back of the fridge and dented the fridge
door were you were you shooting through
a wall and then space 30 ft in between
no the big one that is the big one 22
has probably killed more people than any
other freaking caliber because the gang
bangers can't afford the big ones or or
it's like oh you know it's just a 22 I
knew a guy this is a buddy of mine who
um his his sister was like this that uh
like her her ex-husband was banging on
the door banging on the the door let me
in let me in and she took 22 rifle and
said if you come in here I'm going to
shoot you and he broke in through the
door and she shot him hit him right in
the chest and he fell back on the
railing and he's lying there and he he
takes out his cigarette lights a
cigarette and the police come you know
he's there smoking his last cigarette
the police come up to him there's a hole
right in the sternum police come up
there the bullets sticking out and they
just pop it out put a Band-Aid on it
take him to the freaking take him to the
police station and what's funny is that
uh if that wasn't hilarious a murder
story so my friend killed this guy right
my sister sister
sorry domestic violence am I right my
friend's sister met another guy and this
guy heard that story and so he bought
her a real gun you know like a 38 you
know thought going to say he bought a
bigger gun which which to me I would
think is like you might be signing your
own death warrant here she already shot
you know one boyfriend eventually she
broke up with him he said said these two
became friends the two ex-boyfriends
became friends and they would hang out
around town like at the bars and just
talk about her I don't know what it is
about that girl but it must be something
I wish I if she was still singal I'd try
to get her number there must be
something about this not your sister
then no
no I was like wait where's this girl is
your your sister's friend or your no
Army Buddy's friend oh sorry about that
I heard the same thing AR bu's sister
yeah there we go okay I was like you can
get your sister's number ask your mom
Jesus this is not this is not that kind
of video I was so confused at like wait
what what are you doing step
Sergeant but 9 that would be a good
t-shirt what are you doing step Sergeant
we had one yesterday [ __ ] what was itep
step Nomad yeah step Nomad was it step
Nomad when we were talking about the
Mongol Empire oh God yes it was yes dep
noad yo speaking speaking of noad oh
wait wait wait wait sorry we got to
finish 9 mill punch through the fridge
5.56 punch through the fridge then I
wanted we were going to do 50 cal
obviously but I wanted to do 8.6
blackout because are you familiar I'll
let Brandon explain the ballistics of
this amazing 8.6 blackout is like uh
basically the equivalent of uh 300
Blackout but for five or for a 308
instead of 556 Jesus so they take 308
and they neck it up to 8.6 mm they beef
up the the cartridge or they beef up
beef up the projectile hunting dinosaurs
of this thing the IDE just wait you have
the energy of 308 but uh you have it
subsonic so it's below 1,000 feet per
second so it you know doesn't have that
pop at the you're you know if you could
suppress it pretty easy and stuff like
that and it's a 1 to three twist rate
versus your standard ARS like 18 to 112
I mean when they came out
there6 Kevin brittingham basically
developed a way that uh you were able to
keep uh energy because the people are
worried about
okay energy is really what causes damage
with the projectile so like okay so
velocity is the way you do that so the E
equals mc^ s that c uh being the squared
part that's the part that matters the
most the energy that is behind it not
just the mass so what they ended up
doing is they increased the twist rate
because if you you can't accelerate it
past 1,000 ft per second because then
you go you know supersonic it gets loud
and it defeats the [ __ ] purpose so
what they did was they accelerated the
rate of twist and so they had instead of
linear velocity they had centrifical
velocity I guess what you call that and
so they basically just keep energy in
rotational energy instead of linear
energy and so they were able to make it
a [ __ ] very heavy hidden cartridge
while still not breaking the sound
barrier think of a drill bit it
penetrates like a drill and it it will
uh Grantham actually Mike did a video on
it shows how hard it hits subsonic round
again subsonic this is less than a th000
feet per second hitting a ballistic
dummy head at I think it was like 200 or
100 yards and they head it was
equivalent to a 12 gauge buck shot going
off it just [ __ ] exploded cuz it's
also wider while it's delivering that
energy and it's just oh yeah that cavity
it creates a second it hits and expanses
it just opens up everything I have never
heard of this cartridge it's terrifying
it's developed by the same guy who did
three on Blackout yeah Kevin's kind of
smart he's kind of a smart guy he knows
his guns he knows a thing or two cuz
he's seen a thing or two he hunts water
buffalo with subsonics but uh so the
86 went through the wall through the
fridge and then it started keyho holding
and it keyholed through four more walls
and the kitchen cabinets out the other
side of the house did you build a house
what what range were you on where you
did this no they had range but they just
shot through the neighbor's house they
knew rough the bridge was Jesus Christ
here's actually I think that it might it
would definitely be different if there
was stuff in the fridge the 50 cal was
also keyho holding but that was the the
wall after the fridge BMG yeah 50 BMG
key hold all the way through the house
also that's terrifying most people don't
know this but modern fridges aren't
really thick yeah I'd buy that it's
probably all just uh I just got a 4570
I'm I'm happy with that it's fun uh
Henry yeah good old Li action 457 the
gold boy got the brass butt plate uh
lets me know after about a box and a
half of shells yeah feels real good they
weren't designed with
compensat that is just like a cut off
barel and like oh man The Recoil is real
nice on this thing it's like a 12 gauge
that's angry at you like that's what
that's what the recoil feels like 12
gaug is way slower yeah that one got a
little bit of ass to it yeah I got that
thing I was like I really wanted one and
then I like took it to the range once I
was like that's cool I'll make it like a
display or something or just like for
rap scallions that break into my [ __ ]
house wake up everyone just in case the
rap scallion gun yeah the r scallion gun
that's what the f Pirates I don't
[ __ ] know we're using rap scallions
today okay boys next to your loaded
blunder bus home defense shot with
silverware from a plunder bus yeah
exactly just like the Founding
Father what was this okay so almost
every round went through everything uh
almost uh damn near and then it well
after we found out that 9 millon 5.56
would go through a wall through a fridge
and into a ballistics gel dummy then we
moved the ballistics gel dummy into the
bathroom shower while still shooting
through the fridge into the shower where
the [ __ ] were you shooting was it in one
of the abandoned houses so he has he he
bought an abandoned Resort from the
1990s that's fine so he has he has two
like abandoned houses neighb the motel
they were like I mean they're like full
of mold like you can't there's nothing
you can do they just need to be torn
down so he's like well I mean let's
shoot bullets through it I mean pretty
unique opportunity but uh so we have we
had 50 cal rounds hit a ballistics gel
dummy while the rounds were keyho
holding those were terrifying oh yeah uh
yeah that's that's how you shred that a
dude had a new armpit it was bad Ian you
could see see the round do this through
his torso Geneva is not a big F like big
no no that's why the m6s got reworked
cuz they would start tumbling right uh
back in like original original Mattel
models like the [ __ ] ones they Start
Tumbling Mattel I think that's an urban
legend from what I was really yeah cuz
Mattel made like they made a toy around
the same time and people thought that it
was it's not a [ __ ] far stretch to
say that like an American toy company or
something something like that
would Brunswick the bowling ball company
made the gun grips for my 1911 I mean
the same guys who make your washer and
dryer make the [ __ ] gal 19 so like
it's not really a huge stratch I'm
joking g g they make things that spin
that's what they
do both the same model the same
commercial same [ __ ] motor all I need
to clean my clothes cool I also need to
destroy a [ __ ] Convoy of Tali you're
never going to believe
this we have you covered because the
bullets would y' like yeah so like i'
I've interviewed quite a few uh Vietnam
era like infantry men that were running
point and like all of them when the M16
came out [ __ ] hated them and most of
them all of them except for one I think had their wife or their parents mail
had their wife or their parents mail their either Mossberg 500 or their
their either Mossberg 500 or their Remington 590 from home and they went
Remington 590 from home and they went around through Vietnam with a [ __ ]
around through Vietnam with a [ __ ] shotgun so I was actually just talking
shotgun so I was actually just talking about this a little bit earlier about
about this a little bit earlier about the early M16s and like one of the
the early M16s and like one of the things that did it and you know wendon
things that did it and you know wendon did a pretty good video on that like
did a pretty good video on that like missed a couple things but like he did
missed a couple things but like he did [ __ ] a great analytical take on what
[ __ ] a great analytical take on what actually happened there with the
actually happened there with the military-industrial complex and like
military-industrial complex and like really just like the
really just like the the people the powers that be not
the people the powers that be not wanting to move to the M16 and ended up
wanting to move to the M16 and ended up sabotaging it like the the the
sabotaging it like the the the cartridges that they were using at the
cartridges that they were using at the time the manufacturer like Eugene Stoner
time the manufacturer like Eugene Stoner basically saying like hey you should
basically saying like hey you should never ever use this type of powder for
never ever use this type of powder for the cartridge for the 5.56 that you're
the cartridge for the 5.56 that you're using for this and they were like yeah
using for this and they were like yeah but we have a shitload of that powder
but we have a shitload of that powder and it would be a lot cheaper and they
and it would be a lot cheaper and they already hated that and they wanted to
already hated that and they wanted to keep the M14 or whatever it was so they
keep the M14 or whatever it was so they they used a lot of that powder and
they used a lot of that powder and caused a shitload of issues a load of
caused a shitload of issues a load of jamming issues with the M16 so it wasn't
jamming issues with the M16 so it wasn't exactly a problem with the platform it
exactly a problem with the platform it was a problem with the ammunition that
was a problem with the ammunition that they were given in tandem with the
they were given in tandem with the platform cleaning kits
platform cleaning kits also I think it had have been part of
also I think it had have been part of the environment too cuz like even in
the environment too cuz like even in your Trump video where we talk where
your Trump video where we talk where like we do the ear shot yeah like if you
like we do the ear shot yeah like if you everybody's watching the ear but if you
everybody's watching the ear but if you go back and watch Brandon's Video in its
go back and watch Brandon's Video in its entirety uh you can actually watch as
entirety uh you can actually watch as soon as it Clips the ear it clips that
soon as it Clips the ear it clips that much ballistics gel and within 6 in the
much ballistics gel and within 6 in the round completely keyholes I will also
round completely keyholes I will also say this this is that is a problem with
say this this is that is a problem with the distance that we were shooting it
the distance that we were shooting it from because you have an issue where
from because you have an issue where sorry this is like your touching my now
sorry this is like your touching my now oh I'm loving it go for it once you get
oh I'm loving it go for it once you get past a certain if you're within a
past a certain if you're within a certain distance of the round leaving
certain distance of the round leaving the muzzle certain rounds are worse like
the muzzle certain rounds are worse like honestly 545 one of the worst if you
honestly 545 one of the worst if you actually watch it [ __ ] leaving the
actually watch it [ __ ] leaving the barrel like in the Larry Larry viers
barrel like in the Larry Larry viers videos it takes a while for the I guess
videos it takes a while for the I guess rotation of the round to actually catch
rotation of the round to actually catch and make the rifle round go straight
and make the rifle round go straight okay and it the the tail of the round
okay and it the the tail of the round will actually fish around for a bit
will actually fish around for a bit before it locks in so it's because we
before it locks in so it's because we were so close because we we ended up
were so close because we we ended up wanting to replicate it dead on where it
wanting to replicate it dead on where it was hit and not you know blow the
was hit and not you know blow the [ __ ] head off the Dum but I mean that
[ __ ] head off the Dum but I mean that could also make sense from like those
could also make sense from like those Vietnam guys' perspective because if a
Vietnam guys' perspective because if a dude's popping up from 20 feet away out
dude's popping up from 20 feet away out of a bush and you're trying to shoot
of a bush and you're trying to shoot through brush because one of them told
through brush because one of them told me they hated the M16 because the
me they hated the M16 because the bullets would Ricochet off grass my
bullets would Ricochet off grass my point is is what he said I'm not saying
point is is what he said I'm not saying that's true dud
that's true dud in you had to shoot a guy two or three
in you had to shoot a guy two or three times to get their
times to get their attention because the rounds were going
attention because the rounds were going you know green tip that will potentially
you know green tip that will potentially be a problem but the thing is any rifle
be a problem but the thing is any rifle round no matter 5.56 whatever it will do
round no matter 5.56 whatever it will do that you'll have a period where like
that you'll have a period where like basically it's think of a Nerf football
basically it's think of a Nerf football where it takes a while to write itself
where it takes a while to write itself we need to go back to 4570 so the
we need to go back to 4570 so the original the original was a uh 1 to 14
original the original was a uh 1 to 14 twist rate so every it would for it
twist rate so every it would for it would rotate every 14 in that's why
would rotate every 14 in that's why we're saying with the uh 86 it's one to
we're saying with the uh 86 it's one to three twist rate so you have like
three twist rate so you have like stabilizing well before a even every 3
stabilizing well before a even every 3 in you're making a rotation yeah versus
in you're making a rotation yeah versus one to 14 which is no wonder it was
one to 14 which is no wonder it was keyho holding [ __ ] at that time or
keyho holding [ __ ] at that time or tumbling cuz that is those were 16 to
tumbling cuz that is those were 16 to 18inch barrels I'm guessing for the
18inch barrels I'm guessing for the original out out for the original M6
original out out for the original M6 pretty sure it was 20 yeah so one
pretty sure it was 20 yeah so one rotation
rotation before one and a third yeah that's
before one and a third yeah that's crazy we're back from the after show
crazy we're back from the after show with something we forgot that was
with something we forgot that was important it's our organic cut Ryan yes
important it's our organic cut Ryan yes go ahead we have a superhero group um
go ahead we have a superhero group um that is like The Avengers except that
that is like The Avengers except that we're [ __ ] yeah that's a great word
we're [ __ ] yeah that's a great word for it yeah sure we we uh we all have
for it yeah sure we we uh we all have powers that are normal like superhero
powers that are normal like superhero Powers but we have offsets that the
Powers but we have offsets that the group gets to choose that are let's say
group gets to choose that are let's say not safe for work okay so we would like
not safe for work okay so we would like to uh ask you if you wouldd like to be a
to uh ask you if you wouldd like to be a part of our superhero group what what
part of our superhero group what what power would is there any money in it for
power would is there any money in it for me no we can give you the
examples you told me about the offenders but I've never been asked to join we're
but I've never been asked to join we're doing a double okay so for example Eli's
doing a double okay so for example Eli's power I am crime cck I can travel at the
power I am crime cck I can travel at the speed of light like the flash
speed of light like the flash unfortunately I can't interact with
unfortunately I can't interact with objects for 5 minutes after doing that
objects for 5 minutes after doing that so gets there and just has to Bear
so gets there and just has to Bear witness to whatever crime he wants to
witness to whatever crime he wants to stop I can take notes in my head ma'am
stop I can take notes in my head ma'am are you okay ma' fight harder you you
are you okay ma' fight harder you you have you have a
have you have a superpower but you also have a an offset
superpower but you also have a an offset that we determine you get to pick the
that we determine you get to pick the superpower we get to pick the offset my
superpower we get to pick the offset my superpower is I can find the
superpower is I can find the clitoris you're gay
Thank God now I don't have to worry about the
God now I don't have to worry about the thermostat that is the
thermostat that is the fastest that was instant [ __ ] man I
fastest that was instant [ __ ] man I can't talk
that oh holy [ __ ] [Applause]
instantaneous [ __ ] Nick now in all honesty this is not a
Nick now in all honesty this is not a bad outcome but we got to talk about
bad outcome but we got to talk about this poop thing he got his real
this poop thing he got his real superpower he doesn't have to [ __ ] with
superpower he doesn't have to [ __ ] with the thermostat that's what he really
the thermostat that's what he really wanted oh my
God holy [ __ ] go on your super power I am crying [ __ ] I I
on your super power I am crying [ __ ] I I don't I don't even know where the [ __ ]
don't I don't even know where the [ __ ] I'm how can I top that I I I can go back
I'm how can I top that I I I can go back in time 5 minutes only where exactly
in time 5 minutes only where exactly where I'm
where I'm at I just need to rec why are you giving
at I just need to rec why are you giving yourself offsets I like pick a real
yourself offsets I like pick a real superpower okay fine I have the power of
superpower okay fine I have the power of inconvenience I can move your table one
inconvenience I can move your table one inch to the right to make you toe off
inch to the right to make you toe off that's an offset come on pick a [ __ ]
that's an offset come on pick a [ __ ] superpower fine Vision how about
superpower fine Vision how about that you're gay
come on never that again [ __ ] man that's just
never that again [ __ ] man that's just everybody's from now
everybody's from now on weirdest proposal in the history of
on weirdest proposal in the history of the world [ __ ] they shook on it and
the world [ __ ] they shook on it and everything oh man I mean they're good
everything oh man I mean they're good they got it we don't even need offset
oh welcome to unsubscribe that was the funnest offenders we ever D oh my
funnest offenders we ever D oh my God you you're Fort Louis yes are
God you you're Fort Louis yes are strikers yes
strikers yes are Eli's got some fun Striker stories I
are Eli's got some fun Striker stories I smashed my face on a striker we ran it
smashed my face on a striker we ran it through a a building Striker we've done
through a a building Striker we've done a lot have I ever told you what 19 kilos
a lot have I ever told you what 19 kilos as I used to be one refer to the MGs
as I used to be one refer to the MGs stri ER
stri ER ass in the system MGS I was in the first
ass in the system MGS I was in the first MGS Striker or next to the first round
MGS Striker or next to the first round ever fired in Iraq with the MGs Striker
ever fired in Iraq with the MGs Striker next one of the first kills with an MGS
next one of the first kills with an MGS Striker like right here was the take and
Striker like right here was the take and as my buddy we were in a firefight I got
as my buddy we were in a firefight I got hit gun went off inis thought it was an
hit gun went off inis thought it was an I I was crazy I was like that was the
I I was crazy I was like that was the striker and then s cop shouted to you
striker and then s cop shouted to you he's like you good we like yeah what the
he's like you good we like yeah what the [ __ ] did you just shoot that was a dude
[ __ ] did you just shoot that was a dude it's the reason I ask you a question at
it's the reason I ask you a question at brunch and you say
brunch and you say what well cuz this the thing when I was
what well cuz this the thing when I was a 19 kilo the only reason I couldn't
a 19 kilo the only reason I couldn't stay 19 kilo is because I was kilo 4
stay 19 kilo is because I was kilo 4 trained and not Romeo 4 now the
trained and not Romeo 4 now the difference is kilo 4 was on the seps the
difference is kilo 4 was on the seps the system enhanced package the more modern
system enhanced package the more modern tanks and Romeo 4 they were trained on
tanks and Romeo 4 they were trained on the MGs Striker and back then President
the MGs Striker and back then President Obama was like we don't need tanks
Obama was like we don't need tanks anymore and whatever and so thanks Obama
anymore and whatever and so thanks Obama yeah and so all the guys went over to
yeah and so all the guys went over to MGS and I was like cool I want to
MGS and I was like cool I want to reinlist they're like pick do job or get
reinlist they're like pick do job or get out and I was like I like missiles and
out and I was like I like missiles and [ __ ] that's where they sent me yeah
[ __ ] that's where they sent me yeah yeah we used them to literally if there
yeah we used them to literally if there was debris to get out on Senators when
was debris to get out on Senators when we were exfilling on that mission there
we were exfilling on that mission there was debris so we couldn't get out cuz
was debris so we couldn't get out cuz the Iraqis put like debris so we
the Iraqis put like debris so we couldn't xfill onto the main MSR what we
couldn't xfill onto the main MSR what we do Sant Co like I
do Sant Co like I got mg unbr that real quick yeah really
got mg unbr that real quick yeah really fing
fing real okay drive through realistically
real okay drive through realistically like artillery was one of those position
like artillery was one of those position though that got like a buff by God or
though that got like a buff by God or technology or whatever cuz it's like all
technology or whatever cuz it's like all right we're just going to sit back here
right we're just going to sit back here and just lob a bunch of [ __ ] at the
and just lob a bunch of [ __ ] at the enime as soon as we were like yeah
enime as soon as we were like yeah computers can make us like hit it within
computers can make us like hit it within like a toenail everybody's
like a toenail everybody's like this is way more terrifying dud I
like this is way more terrifying dud I tell you right now I have never met like
tell you right now I have never met like a group of people in the military who
a group of people in the military who love like eliminating humans as much as
love like eliminating humans as much as field artillery like I'm just telling
field artillery like I'm just telling you like it it's so strange they would
you like it it's so strange they would like I'd be in the Smoke pit hanging out
like I'd be in the Smoke pit hanging out with these guys and I talked to one of
with these guys and I talked to one of them he was a a 13 Juliet so his job is
them he was a a 13 Juliet so his job is uh like uh he works in the FDC like
uh like uh he works in the FDC like getting people you know like getting
getting people you know like getting them on Target and uh there was
them on Target and uh there was apparently some Taliban guy who the guy
apparently some Taliban guy who the guy doing math right yeah he's the guy who
doing math right yeah he's the guy who does Lally like you seen the kids in
does Lally like you seen the kids in China doing math on the Abacus that
China doing math on the Abacus that isn't there that's hand like these
isn't there that's hand like these degrees get
degrees get them I guess the way he was saying he's
them I guess the way he was saying he's calling in [ __ ] strategy like it's
h so telling me d d ding ding ding W be upon
upon you so he's telling me he's like there
you so he's telling me he's like there was some some Taliban guy like popping
was some some Taliban guy like popping out of a cave shooting or whatever and
out of a cave shooting or whatever and then getting back in the cave and so
then getting back in the cave and so they were like hey uh you know get deal
they were like hey uh you know get deal with this and he's like okay I mean I
with this and he's like okay I mean I can I can one shot no problem and he's
can I can one shot no problem and he's like and he's like all right he did the
like and he's like all right he did the math and he told him their deflection
math and he told him their deflection I'm not using the right [ __ ] words fa
I'm not using the right [ __ ] words fa guys I'm sorry I'm an air Defender and
guys I'm sorry I'm an air Defender and uh like he's like you know round out and
uh like he's like you know round out and they fired cool and like 30 seconds go
they fired cool and like 30 seconds go by dude pop back back out right on him
by dude pop back back out right on him like at his feet good dude 155 mind you
like at his feet good dude 155 mind you like that was a triple 7even shot and
like that was a triple 7even shot and like for one dude for one dude cuz
like for one dude for one dude cuz that's all they had I guess was Triple
that's all they had I guess was Triple sevs there they didn't have one ners and
sevs there they didn't have one ners and so like everyone else in the talk was
so like everyone else in the talk was real quiet cuz they're watching this
real quiet cuz they're watching this through like the raid camera and he was
through like the raid camera and he was just like
just like yeah so proud of
yeah so proud of himself but literally like the buzzer
himself but literally like the buzzer beater in
beater in basketball
corner yeah everybody else is horrified yeah you Dro out5 on that guy
horrified yeah you Dro out5 on that guy that was one dude I found a
foot that's a good day when you get a bad guy it's a good day I just tell guys
bad guy it's a good day I just tell guys man telling that uh you know I was on a
man telling that uh you know I was on a date and this girl said you know how do
date and this girl said you know how do you you know how do you feel when you
you you know how do you feel when you put a Hellfire through somebody's
put a Hellfire through somebody's Windows how she did not use those words
did she say Hellfire I I might be paraphrasing a
Hellfire I I might be paraphrasing a little bit what was his
little bit what was his name you know wouldn't that be great
name you know wouldn't that be great though if you met a woman who knew about
though if you met a woman who knew about hellfires and didn't marry her you're I
hellfires and didn't marry her you're I I will tell you
I will tell you this the the gay thing when you think
this the the gay thing when you think about it how great would it be to go out
about it how great would it be to go out on a date and talk about football oh man
on a date and talk about football oh man and then he would make fun of me for not
and then he would make fun of me for not having a boyfriend instead of not having
having a boyfriend instead of not having a girlfriend you know I'm with it it's
a girlfriend you know I'm with it it's just like the farts that throw
just like the farts that throw off you never have to worry about the
off you never have to worry about the thermostat that's true now the only
thermostat that's true now the only problem I can see is like the
problem I can see is like the butt my problem is the
butt my problem is the guy attach to the yeah I think it's
guy attach to the yeah I think it's what's attached to the all it's all fun
what's attached to the all it's all fun of games until it's anything regarding
of games until it's anything regarding intimacy hold on hold on are great but
intimacy hold on hold on are great but how do we make them better you let's add
how do we make them better you let's add poop
poop hold on that's got to be a tough sell
hold on that's got to be a tough sell there on that I you have no idea how
there on that I you have no idea how much of a crowning achievement this is
much of a crowning achievement this is probably the
probably the worst ever crowning is a great use right
worst ever crowning is a great use right there that
is so okay you guys ever have like okay so this is guy talk here and it's being
so this is guy talk here and it's being [ __ ] tr with his Chinese food world's
[ __ ] tr with his Chinese food world's best ex-boyfriend shirt on
con what that girl you're talking to ask you yesterday in
you yesterday in one sorry what what was the text she
one sorry what what was the text she sent you out of the blue tell her about
sent you out of the blue tell her about what oh about Bohemian gr got tell me
what oh about Bohemian gr got tell me about Bohemian Grove that was her
about Bohemian Grove that was her opening to the conversation which he's
opening to the conversation which he's the conspiracy theory guy so it was it
the conspiracy theory guy so it was it was it was a hell it it wasn't the
was it was a hell it it wasn't the opening we were talking about having a
opening we were talking about having a thousand children whose neighbors were
thousand children whose neighbors were uh cousins what the [ __ ] anyway wait Nam
uh cousins what the [ __ ] anyway wait Nam was cousins who whose neighbors were
was cousins who whose neighbors were cousins oh neighbor okay so I about
cousins oh neighbor okay so I about being fruitful in
being fruitful in multipli cousin certainly not about
multipli cousin certainly not about vaginas being [ __ ] what on that note
vaginas being [ __ ] what on that note and this whole part's probably going to
and this whole part's probably going to have to get cut the [ __ ] out but anyway
have to get cut the [ __ ] out but anyway so a l have you guys ever like had like
so a l have you guys ever like had like guide talk with your buddies and you're
guide talk with your buddies and you're just like you're playing video games
just like you're playing video games you're just shooting [ __ ] about whatever
you're just shooting [ __ ] about whatever you're like existential you can like
you're like existential you can like conspiracy theories and all sorts of
conspiracy theories and all sorts of [ __ ] somehow we ended up on the topic of
[ __ ] somehow we ended up on the topic of like gay man sex okay stay with me here
like gay man sex okay stay with me here stay with me and I was playing video
stay with me and I was playing video games my wife heard this walking by and
games my wife heard this walking by and I was like you know you ever take a poop
I was like you know you ever take a poop and it feels really good so I'd say like
and it feels really good so I'd say like 50% of butt sex probably feels all right
50% of butt sex probably feels all right and like she just looks at me she's like
and like she just looks at me she's like what the [ __ ] and you don't have to
what the [ __ ] and you don't have to worry about the thermostat just St out
worry about the thermostat just St out Strokes there it's a win win here it's
Strokes there it's a win win here it's just the end thats
there's way too many military people on this podcast right now we found how many
this podcast right now we found how many people it takes to make this
people it takes to make this game man let's close this podcast out
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me you got what you got three you're 11 Bravo I a 68 whiskey he's honorary it's
Bravo I a 68 whiskey he's honorary it's fine 68 whiskey it's fair you two 11
fine 68 whiskey it's fair you two 11 Bravos hey Medics have one job that I
Bravos hey Medics have one job that I could never [ __ ] do and that's not
could never [ __ ] do and that's not sticking a thermostat in someone's man
sticking a thermostat in someone's man or in another man's and that's triage I
or in another man's and that's triage I could never do that [ __ ] you really do
could never do that [ __ ] you really do that really put IVs up at guys a silver
that really put IVs up at guys a silver bullet I've done that once I thought you
bullet I've done that once I thought you were talking about re thermometers re th
were talking about re thermometers re th that that happens a lot it's usually
that that happens a lot it's usually reserved for so like when somebody's
reserved for so like when somebody's like malingering so like we've had
like malingering so like we've had people that would like
people that would like I'm going to come to the aid station 4
I'm going to come to the aid station 4 days in a row because I think I have
days in a row because I think I have heat stroke at 8:00 a.m. over and over
heat stroke at 8:00 a.m. over and over and over again so he can get out of
and over again so he can get out of doing his job for four days straight
doing his job for four days straight it's like all right well here's a note
it's like all right well here's a note hand that to the Medics and like they
hand that to the Medics and like they already know but it's just like it's
already know but it's just like it's time we're going to get the core
time we're going to get the core temperature for sure and we'll see if
temperature for sure and we'll see if you come back tomorrow with [ __ ] heat
you come back tomorrow with [ __ ] heat stroke so my my girl's a medic so like
stroke so my my girl's a medic so like the one time I had I had a actually like
the one time I had I had a actually like legit Medical issue at some point and
legit Medical issue at some point and like my my blood sugar [ __ ] tanked
like my my blood sugar [ __ ] tanked like to where like I If it wasn't for
like to where like I If it wasn't for her I would have been faced down on my
her I would have been faced down on my kitchen tile like bad off and uh she
kitchen tile like bad off and uh she [ __ ] like ends up straddling me on
[ __ ] like ends up straddling me on the couch rubbing cake icing in my gums
the couch rubbing cake icing in my gums I was like all right so if this doesn't
I was like all right so if this doesn't work for you and if this doesn't you
work for you and if this doesn't you know end up stopping you from passing
know end up stopping you from passing out the next is I have to take that same
out the next is I have to take that same [ __ ] finger of cake icing and shoving
[ __ ] finger of cake icing and shoving it where the sun doesn't shine so you
it where the sun doesn't shine so you better stay awake and I have never been
better stay awake and I have never been more motivated my enti
more motivated my enti like like I will [ __ ] I will pretend
like like I will [ __ ] I will pretend like I'm okay I will this is how this is
like I'm okay I will this is how this is when I really understood autism and
when I really understood autism and sensories and taste Ryden hates he
sensories and taste Ryden hates he [ __ ] hates medicine we had to take
[ __ ] hates medicine we had to take him to the doctor one time he had to
him to the doctor one time he had to have a rectal medicine inserted and then
have a rectal medicine inserted and then we were home he got sick again this is
we were home he got sick again this is like uh 6 months later a year later this
like uh 6 months later a year later this is your son yeah and I remember here I'm
is your son yeah and I remember here I'm like you got to go to the doctor buddy
like you got to go to the doctor buddy you're sick you're like no I was like we
you're sick you're like no I was like we got to take medicine he's like no I was
got to take medicine he's like no I was like okay it's medicine or it's the butt
like okay it's medicine or it's the butt Med like the the rectal medicine he's
Med like the the rectal medicine he's like okay I was
like okay I was like what I was like okay wait hold you
like what I was like okay wait hold you want to do the rectum medicine versus
want to do the rectum medicine versus normal he's like that's fine I was like
normal he's like that's fine I was like okay this is autism for a whole really
okay this is autism for a whole really gu my
gu my Gody I was like it's a pill are you sure
Gody I was like it's a pill are you sure like all it's fine freaking send it yeah
like all it's fine freaking send it yeah like now I understand autism to a new
like now I understand autism to a new level he'll do that over a regular
level he'll do that over a regular medicine never not call it a big deal
medicine never not call it a big deal for you I never mind I'm
for you I never mind I'm sorry it a big deal got it you were just
sorry it a big deal got it you were just overreacting gungho yeah that's I well
overreacting gungho yeah that's I well this is the thing so you're you're uh
this is the thing so you're you're uh with a girl who's a is she a nurse Medic
with a girl who's a is she a nurse Medic or yeah flight paramedic okay flight
or yeah flight paramedic okay flight paramedic and then you were a medic and
paramedic and then you were a medic and you you got a purple heart so you've
you you got a purple heart so you've been around Medics youve been around
been around Medics youve been around Medics cess qualified Medics have know
Medics cess qualified Medics have know they have two speeds and like I've never
they have two speeds and like I've never experienced the one but the first one is
experienced the one but the first one is oh you're being a baby like no matter
oh you're being a baby like no matter what it is like you could have something
what it is like you could have something as long as they know it's not
as long as they know it's not lifethreatening you have yet to yourself
lifethreatening you have yet to yourself up bad enough for them to give a [ __ ]
up bad enough for them to give a [ __ ] they're like a smack you like you got
they're like a smack you like you got like fat tissue showing on your arm
like fat tissue showing on your arm they're like yeah you're a [ __ ] go get
they're like yeah you're a [ __ ] go get some duct tape you're fine right and
some duct tape you're fine right and then there's the one where they're like
then there's the one where they're like trying to act cool they're like you're
trying to act cool they're like you're going to be fine dude you're going to be
going to be fine dude you're going to be fine like I never want to look a medic
fine like I never want to look a medic in the eye and they like you're going to
in the eye and they like you're going to be fine man I promise that's when [ __ ]
be fine man I promise that's when [ __ ] has gone downhill real fast there's a
has gone downhill real fast there's a real comforting a comforting factor to
real comforting a comforting factor to you're being a [ __ ] yeah like
you're being a [ __ ] yeah like this that's the the second part of the
this that's the the second part of the training kicking in that you're about to
training kicking in that you're about to die yeah and like make sure you tell
die yeah and like make sure you tell them it's cool and you're like it's cool
them it's cool and you're like it's cool man you're not going to die you're going
man you're not going to die you're going to be okay you're going to be okay
to be okay you're going to be okay pulling TS out playing pressure oh man I
pulling TS out playing pressure oh man I I will say the so tour holy [ __ ] yeah my
I will say the so tour holy [ __ ] yeah my arm was cut off and reattached yeah it
arm was cut off and reattached yeah it was G next time start with
was G next time start with what that is a scar scar the whole story
what that is a scar scar the whole story sure no start at the
sure no start at the end we already [ __ ] up
end we already [ __ ] up 1994 you know private MCB Beth you know
1994 you know private MCB Beth you know joins joins the Army infantry happened
joins joins the Army infantry happened in the military no no no this actually
in the military no no no this actually happened but it goes all the way back
happened but it goes all the way back all right so I had this drill sard drill
all right so I had this drill sard drill sard rexs and used to talk like this
sard rexs and used to talk like this like when I became an instructor I
like when I became an instructor I wanted to get a voice
wanted to get a voice modification so I when I when I talk to
modification so I when I when I talk to my Pilots I would talk like this
my Pilots I would talk like this that's exactly how you would talk and he
that's exactly how you would talk and he was like a god he had been in Panama he
was like a god he had been in Panama he had been in Grenada Grenada he hadn't
had been in Grenada Grenada he hadn't been in the first golf War he was on the
been in the first golf War he was on the trail then or he was a drill sergeant
trail then or he was a drill sergeant but um you know we this guy red the guy
but um you know we this guy red the guy we revered this dude he was like a
we revered this dude he was like a walking God of infantry knowledge and I
walking God of infantry knowledge and I remember one day someone had an ND a
remember one day someone had an ND a negligent charge in basic in basic and
negligent charge in basic in basic and it was actually and it was actually in
it was actually and it was actually in the Starship and did you go to uh uh
the Starship and did you go to uh uh Harmony Harmony Church or san Hill San
Harmony Harmony Church or san Hill San Hill I was at San Hill wait there's a
Hill I was at San Hill wait there's a Harmony Church yeah it's like the older
Harmony Church yeah it's like the older okay yeah they didn't have that that's
okay yeah they didn't have that that's okay learn they uh had to um you know
okay learn they uh had to um you know when you put away put away your weapons
when you put away put away your weapons you pull the trigger was one guy I guess
you pull the trigger was one guy I guess he wasn't inspected
he wasn't inspected right oh so it wasn't like an ndnd he
right oh so it wasn't like an ndnd he did it into the [ __ ] well he did the
did it into the [ __ ] well he did the designated area vertically oh oh [ __ ]
designated area vertically oh oh [ __ ] okay and then as a private you
okay and then as a private you that's a problem and it was a
that's a problem and it was a problem he goes in like Shen Chung comes
problem he goes in like Shen Chung comes out like y soul is mine and exactly
out like y soul is mine and exactly these drill sens they they smoked us I
these drill sens they they smoked us I want to say for about two hours yeah and
want to say for about two hours yeah and at some point I was like I'm going to
at some point I was like I'm going to quit I don't want I don't want to play
quit I don't want I don't want to play army anymore I'm going to quit and I
army anymore I'm going to quit and I don't know if he was saying it to
don't know if he was saying it to everyone but he said it to me now this
everyone but he said it to me now this guy by the way drill St and Ricks he he
guy by the way drill St and Ricks he he um he used to make me carry around a
um he used to make me carry around a book of Shakespeare's plays you know go
book of Shakespeare's plays you know go we would be waiting a cow you know say
we would be waiting a cow you know say parade rest MCB MCB where MCB at I want
parade rest MCB MCB where MCB at I want to hear a
to hear a Sonic run out of my little bck and read
Sonic run out of my little bck and read you voice is MCB so yes it was black p
you voice is MCB so yes it was black p MCB you so
MCB you so funny I don't like white people I make
funny I don't like white people I make an exception for
an exception for you we're definitely
you we're definitely on so this guy Johnson so I was you know
on so this guy Johnson so I was you know picture right now picturing the fullon
picture right now picturing the fullon UNC armor right I was doing I was on my
UNC armor right I was doing I was on my my bag I was doing flutter kicks you
my bag I was doing flutter kicks you know and he pretty good for a
know and he pretty good for a brick this guy he he puts his round
brick this guy he he puts his round brown like 1 mm 1 mm in front of my face
brown like 1 mm 1 mm in front of my face he goes pit MCB never give up to whe to
he goes pit MCB never give up to whe to live and I was
live and I was like okay your and like I like at that
like okay your and like I like at that moment I I didn't give up the will I
moment I I didn't give up the will I decided I was going to I was going to
decided I was going to I was going to push through this and I did I graduated
push through this and I did I graduated from basic and I eventually I became an
from basic and I eventually I became an instructor I I got to teach soldiers
instructor I I got to teach soldiers which was one of the most rewarding
which was one of the most rewarding moments of my
moments of my career now the funny thing came when I
career now the funny thing came when I got out and I was I I did Triathlon I
got out and I was I I did Triathlon I don't look it they call me an iron
don't look it they call me an iron marshmallow
marshmallow right I don't like it but I do
right I don't like it but I do triathlons I do marathons who's they uh
triathlons I do marathons who's they uh everybody it wasn't me my
everybody it wasn't me my wife God wouldn't that be great just
wife God wouldn't that be great just conjure her into being for me I can't
conjure her into being for me I can't even get a freaking date right it's
even get a freaking date right it's tough being a smoker and a gun owner in
tough being a smoker and a gun owner in the Washington DC area the one gu who
the Washington DC area the one gu who asked if you you know how you felt after
asked if you you know how you felt after tossing a Hell
tossing a Hell Fire that's true so I I was riding my
Fire that's true so I I was riding my bike right and I I'm riding I'm riding
bike right and I I'm riding I'm riding I'm riding and it was 5:30 in the
I'm riding and it was 5:30 in the morning and I take a turn I take it a
morning and I take a turn I take it a little too fast and I realize that I'm
little too fast and I realize that I'm about to hit a light pole this is in
about to hit a light pole this is in like odington Maryland I'm like way far
like odington Maryland I'm like way far out and I'm about to hit this concrete
out and I'm about to hit this concrete light pole and at the last moment I do
light pole and at the last moment I do this you know and the light pole cuts my
this you know and the light pole cuts my arm off now like is it off off it's
arm off now like is it off off it's hanging by a couple of tubes dud when
hanging by a couple of tubes dud when you not scar scar like look how [ __ ]
you not scar scar like look how [ __ ] yeah and I I can only move my arm like
yeah and I I can only move my arm like that so I remember I'm sitting there and
that so I remember I'm sitting there and I'm thinking to myself finger like
I'm thinking to myself finger like mobility and [ __ ] like yeah I I went to
mobility and [ __ ] like yeah I I went to physical therapy for a year like my
physical therapy for a year like my gunshot looks like I I don't know I got
gunshot looks like I I don't know I got a bad mosquito bite no I uh looks like a
a bad mosquito bite no I uh looks like a [ __ ] yeah this was not from combat
[ __ ] yeah this was not from combat but I I I actually went to physical
but I I I actually went to physical therapy and I did everything they told
therapy and I did everything they told me to do which is why I probably SL most
me to do which is why I probably SL most of my I can't like when I try to pour
of my I can't like when I try to pour M&M's in his hand they all fall out I oh
M&M's in his hand they all fall out I oh crap I can't do that right that's wild
crap I can't do that right that's wild so you wed in a bike and that [ __ ]
so you wed in a bike and that [ __ ] Jesus a bicycle bicycle yeah triy bike I
Jesus a bicycle bicycle yeah triy bike I was going 18 mil an hour and that's why
was going 18 mil an hour and that's why I live off of my firm belief that if it
I live off of my firm belief that if it doesn't have tits or a motor I don't
doesn't have tits or a motor I don't ride it
ride it good idea so I'm lying there and I'm
good idea so I'm lying there and I'm like you're going second like how many
like you're going second like how many seconds do I have to put on a tourniquet
seconds do I have to put on a tourniquet I got 15 seconds on T yeah and so I have
I got 15 seconds on T yeah and so I have my a guard rail at 89 mph like God
my a guard rail at 89 mph like God intended I I got uh one of my bike
intended I I got uh one of my bike wrenches and I tightened down my bike
wrenches and I tightened down my bike jacket holy [ __ ] they don't tell you how
jacket holy [ __ ] they don't tell you how much it hurts oh dude yeah ours did ours
much it hurts oh dude yeah ours did ours was like it's going to be terrible turn
was like it's going to be terrible turn until the red blood the bright red blood
until the red blood the bright red blood stops it hurt it was the worst pain of
stops it hurt it was the worst pain of my life and I remember I I picked up my
my life and I remember I I picked up my arm I looked at my phone and I'm like
arm I looked at my phone and I'm like all right I don't have a signal when was
all right I don't have a signal when was this uh about 2019 damn this is holy
this uh about 2019 damn this is holy [ __ ] and so I'm I'm looking at my phone
[ __ ] and so I'm I'm looking at my phone I don't have a signal I'm out too far
I don't have a signal I'm out too far I'm thinking all right I can stay here
I'm thinking all right I can stay here where I
where I can if if I stay here I'm going to die
can if if I stay here I'm going to die like maybe a a freaking a uh a jogger
like maybe a a freaking a uh a jogger will come by another cyclist but if I
will come by another cyclist but if I stare I'm GNA die and I remember my
stare I'm GNA die and I remember my drill start never give up to we to live
drill start never give up to we to live Jesus and as I I pick up my
Jesus and as I I pick up my arm and I start walking and I start
arm and I start walking and I start walking down that trail until eventually
walking down that trail until eventually I get I get a signal and I call 911 and
I get I get a signal and I call 911 and they're like well we don't know where
they're like well we don't know where you are you need to keep walking they
you are you need to keep walking they actually sent an ambulance and I had to
actually sent an ambulance and I had to walk to the ambulance they didn't even
walk to the ambulance they didn't even come out with a little thing they made
come out with a little thing they made me get on then they had every freaking B
me get on then they had every freaking B on the way there did you ever reconnect
on the way there did you ever reconnect with that drill sergeant I did not no if
with that drill sergeant I did not no if you're watching this they're probably
you're watching this they're probably drill sergeant what's his name drill
drill sergeant what's his name drill sergeant drill sergeant Ricks drill
sergeant drill sergeant Ricks drill sergeant Ricks if you're watching this
sergeant Ricks if you're watching this he never lost the wheel know drill
he never lost the wheel know drill sergeant that was black and had that
sergeant that was black and had that voice they they take comment below they
voice they they take comment below they take me to the hospital and it's a
take me to the hospital and it's a teaching hospital so they they they send
teaching hospital so they they they send these nurses in like the student nurses
these nurses in like the student nurses in and like you know some of them are
in and like you know some of them are coming and I guess they don't get a lot
coming and I guess they don't get a lot of amputation there so they want to show
of amputation there so they want to show them what it looks like I'm lying in bed
them what it looks like I'm lying in bed right and uh some of the nurses come in
right and uh some of the nurses come in they're like o you know turn around this
they're like o you know turn around this one nurse comes in and goes how did you
one nurse comes in and goes how did you how' this happen I told her and she goes
how' this happen I told her and she goes I wouldn't have been able to do that and
I wouldn't have been able to do that and I said yeah you would have never give up
I said yeah you would have never give up to
to Weir she's like this guy turns around
Weir she's like this guy turns around like he's mentally ill
like he's mentally ill too that guy's racist therapist on Isle
too that guy's racist therapist on Isle 9
9 D we're going to send mental health down
D we're going to send mental health down here and the doctor to fix that arm
here and the doctor to fix that arm don't worry we got you more surprised
don't worry we got you more surprised just that [ __ ] scar is gnarly yeah I
just that [ __ ] scar is gnarly yeah I mean it was you should have seen it I
mean it was you should have seen it I have I have like I can show you the
have I have like I can show you the X-rays I look like the Terminator I want
X-rays I look like the Terminator I want normal I just want you like holding the
normal I just want you like holding the skull but it's a
skull but it's a tibula [ __ ] I I can show you the the the
tibula [ __ ] I I can show you the the the most this I know I know I would like put
most this I know I know I would like put it up on the screen Chase and blur it
it up on the screen Chase and blur it out so you just see like
out so you just see like most of my left arm is I like the
most of my left arm is I like the Terminator I don't even like where did
Terminator I don't even like where did you get shot I don't even know where
you get shot I don't even know where mine was like the idies did more they
mine was like the idies did more they shook my brain more than the the the
shook my brain more than the the the Bullet cuz the bullet grazed off the it
Bullet cuz the bullet grazed off the it bounced off the wall it rode down the
bounced off the wall it rode down the wall so it like lost a lot of the
wall so it like lost a lot of the kinetic energy was it like a grazing
kinetic energy was it like a grazing wound or like no it just it hit and then
wound or like no it just it hit and then barely went and stopped and then I just
barely went and stopped and then I just had a massive bruise that wrapped all
had a massive bruise that wrapped all the way around cuz the next day I went
the way around cuz the next day I went to the wrong aid station
to the wrong aid station did not get any time off it was on a
did not get any time off it was on a mission the next day the most Army [ __ ]
mission the next day the most Army [ __ ] I've ever heard in my life I went to the
I've ever heard in my life I went to the wrong hospital after I was shot so I
wrong hospital after I was shot so I didn't get a day off so inis sat down
didn't get a day off so inis sat down the striker Andis climbed over me he put
the striker Andis climbed over me he put his hand right down on my leg to climb
his hand right down on my leg to climb over me I was like ah he's like oh [ __ ]
over me I was like ah he's like oh [ __ ] sorry bro and then it was supposed to be
sorry bro and then it was supposed to be an easy Mission oh yeah and knew I got
an easy Mission oh yeah and knew I got shot he just forgot it was in that leg
shot he just forgot it was in that leg then it was like hey uh we're not dude
then it was like hey uh we're not dude we just lost two dudes and team got sent
we just lost two dudes and team got sent back we won't go on missions an hour
back we won't go on missions an hour later we got a mission it's going to be
later we got a mission it's going to be easy I go yeah we got to do it guys yeah
easy I go yeah we got to do it guys yeah I used have a commander that was like
I used have a commander that was like that I'm going to go there I'm going to
that I'm going to go there I'm going to fight for us I'm going to go to Bali is
fight for us I'm going to go to Bali is BS B come is BS and then an hour later
BS B come is BS and then an hour later it comes back well Bravo Company we got
it comes back well Bravo Company we got to do it we Bravo Company literally we
to do it we Bravo Company literally we Bravo that sounds like the most like
Bravo that sounds like the most like Generation Kill [ __ ] ever our Bravo
Generation Kill [ __ ] ever our Bravo Company and then ran out to the mission
Company and then ran out to the mission stand it's an easy Mission no one's
stand it's an easy Mission no one's there I was like okay I'll lead it I was
there I was like okay I'll lead it I was leading the squad and then a ma a
leading the squad and then a ma a machine gun goes off I'm like [ __ ] I'm
machine gun goes off I'm like [ __ ] I'm in a field so I like pivot around the
in a field so I like pivot around the house everyone follows like what the I
house everyone follows like what the I was like hey what the [ __ ] is going on
was like hey what the [ __ ] is going on and then Holly Peaks out he's like hey
and then Holly Peaks out he's like hey sorry that was us we had to breach with
sorry that was us we had to breach with the 249 I'm like why the did no one my
the 249 I'm like why the did no one my heart was like peing we had to breach
heart was like peing we had to breach with the 249 yeah I don't know why they
with the 249 yeah I don't know why they had toach with that reasons I tell you
had toach with that reasons I tell you right now we have this guy uh
right now we have this guy uh I look back on made sense this guy
I look back on made sense this guy construction standards aren't great a
construction standards aren't great a foot works yeah we we had this guy you
foot works yeah we we had this guy you say what you want about the 249 we had
say what you want about the 249 we had this guy face not like face from the 18
this guy face not like face from the 18 team on his Texas ID he looked like
team on his Texas ID he looked like leather face it's the ugliest
leather face it's the ugliest [ __ ] you ever meet but I love
[ __ ] you ever meet but I love face his name is James Haynes leather
face his name is James Haynes leather face from Texas I'm telling you he
face from Texas I'm telling you he awesome dude and he took his gangster
awesome dude and he took his gangster grip for his saw and put it on the side
grip for his saw and put it on the side like a Tommy Gun and then [ __ ] wolf
like a Tommy Gun and then [ __ ] wolf hooked it to his shoulder and that dude
hooked it to his shoulder and that dude hip fired like a g dude face was the
hip fired like a g dude face was the [ __ ] I loved face man he was good dude
[ __ ] I loved face man he was good dude everybody either has like on the 249
everybody either has like on the 249 everybody either has like a horror story
everybody either has like a horror story or they loved it there's no in between
or they loved it there's no in between and I think it all like from what I've
and I think it all like from what I've heard it all depends on your armor yeah
heard it all depends on your armor yeah like whoever took care of it like if you
like whoever took care of it like if you replaced the Springs you replaced
replaced the Springs you replaced everything like it ran great but if you
everything like it ran great but if you just [ __ ] let it ride for 20,000
just [ __ ] let it ride for 20,000 rounds or [ __ ] I had this other saw
rounds or [ __ ] I had this other saw Gunner uh he's part of the reason I'm
Gunner uh he's part of the reason I'm deaf Marlon P makoko he's a little
deaf Marlon P makoko he's a little Filipino kid best I can tell him hey
Filipino kid best I can tell him hey Corporal you're [ __ ] makoko chew
Corporal you're [ __ ] makoko chew through that door Roger corpal and he
through that door Roger corpal and he wouldn't even [ __ ] question he would
wouldn't even [ __ ] question he would just go like best soldier I ever had man
just go like best soldier I ever had man and uh Coco he kept that saw like
and uh Coco he kept that saw like immaculate it doesn't matter if he
immaculate it doesn't matter if he didn't fire a single round like you
didn't fire a single round like you could eat out of that saw it was
could eat out of that saw it was Immaculate and then that that little son
Immaculate and then that that little son of a [ __ ] he cleaned the 50 cal on my
of a [ __ ] he cleaned the 50 cal on my truck one day and it was like perfectly
truck one day and it was like perfectly clean and I was like cooko what are you
clean and I was like cooko what are you doing he's like I clean the 50 Sergeant
doing he's like I clean the 50 Sergeant no you don't clean the 50 that way man
no you don't clean the 50 that way man no what are you doing so I was like
no what are you doing so I was like washing your coffee cup [ __ ] do
washing your coffee cup [ __ ] do that season
it was season F you put in the dishwasher you so I had
F you put in the dishwasher you so I had to explain I had to show makoko like no
to explain I had to show makoko like no the 50 fire is better dirty like the M2
the 50 fire is better dirty like the M2 she's just she's better dirty and then
she's just she's better dirty and then like so we took it out to the r like
like so we took it out to the r like it's just a perfect spot and those back
it's just a perfect spot and those back in the day where you still had to do the
in the day where you still had to do the head space and timing nowadays is just
head space and timing nowadays is just shove it in twist and it's done wait for
shove it in twist and it's done wait for real yeah they fixed yeah fix
real yeah they fixed yeah fix head model uh still the M2 but it's just
head model uh still the M2 but it's just the new
the new M M2 a yeah the
M M2 a yeah the new our boys are nodding right now yeah
new our boys are nodding right now yeah it's our [ __ ] like we just shove it in
it's our [ __ ] like we just shove it in like three clicks to the right all right
like three clicks to the right all right we're good yeah you know that it's walk
we're good yeah you know that it's walk it in rotate out look in the window good
it in rotate out look in the window good to go that a lot of you don't know this
to go that a lot of you don't know this if you would have got a M2 if you would
if you would have got a M2 if you would have if Civil War would have happened
have if Civil War would have happened you would have found a machine gun out
you would have found a machine gun out in the battlefield you but cool you
in the battlefield you but cool you would not have been able to make that
would not have been able to make that thing run worth single shot pie of [ __ ]
thing run worth single shot pie of [ __ ] if it didn't
if it didn't explode what the I did it's not working
explode what the I did it's not working Carlos Hathcock figured it
Carlos Hathcock figured it out oh you just did a video on that oh
out oh you just did a video on that oh yeah did we talk he's got the world well
yeah did we talk he's got the world well he had the world record for the longest
he had the world record for the longest confirmed kill for a long time with an
confirmed kill for a long time with an M2 Afghanistan I what was the exact
M2 Afghanistan I what was the exact miles it was 2500 yards 2500 Jesus
miles it was 2500 yards 2500 Jesus Christ that's the thing like an M2 about
Christ that's the thing like an M2 about a mile a third everyone like in my in my
a mile a third everyone like in my in my chats and stuff they'll ask me like what
chats and stuff they'll ask me like what is your favorite weapon like if it's not
is your favorite weapon like if it's not like a specific style of weapon that
like a specific style of weapon that you're asking for like favorite pistol
you're asking for like favorite pistol favorite this the M2 heavy barrel every
favorite this the M2 heavy barrel every single time it takes the reliability of
single time it takes the reliability of an AK with the accuracy of a [ __ ]
an AK with the accuracy of a [ __ ] sniper rifle it's just it's a bullet
sniper rifle it's just it's a bullet hose I love it I love everything about
hose I love it I love everything about Mark 19 will Jack somebody up tell Will
Mark 19 will Jack somebody up tell Will Jack mark 19 I have never seen a single
Jack mark 19 I have never seen a single all right I'm just going to go up on a
all right I'm just going to go up on a so everyone gets tangent time go on I've
so everyone gets tangent time go on I've never seen a weapon system that has more
never seen a weapon system that has more issues than a mark 19 I hate the Mark I
issues than a mark 19 I hate the Mark I I could never get one more than like
I could never get one more than like three shots out of it without having to
three shots out of it without having to [ __ ] rck it say you got to take care
[ __ ] rck it say you got to take care put whale sperm in there and [ __ ] that
put whale sperm in there and [ __ ] that they G well that's it's a different type
they G well that's it's a different type of lubricant I don't know what it's
of lubricant I don't know what it's called they just like put the whale
called they just like put the whale sperm in there I'm like all right I get
sperm in there I'm like all right I get this [ __ ] tube of Grease I'm like
this [ __ ] tube of Grease I'm like wiping it around in there I don't know
wiping it around in there I don't know what the [ __ ] it's made of cuz I I have
what the [ __ ] it's made of cuz I I have seen like people like sit there and have
seen like people like sit there and have to Kickstart this thing like it's a
to Kickstart this thing like it's a goddamn motorcycle from the 50s like
goddamn motorcycle from the 50s like it's I and I get it's probably the same
it's I and I get it's probably the same thing with the saw whatnot like if you
thing with the saw whatnot like if you replace all the [ __ ] you keep it like
replace all the [ __ ] you keep it like immaculately lubed and whatnot and it
immaculately lubed and whatnot and it doesn't have like a billion rounds
doesn't have like a billion rounds through it it's probably okay but I I
through it it's probably okay but I I have seen people have so many [ __ ]
have seen people have so many [ __ ] ours were so unreliable we took them off
ours were so unreliable we took them off our trucks and replaced them with 240s
our trucks and replaced them with 240s so we had 250 cal trucks and two 240
so we had 250 cal trucks and two 240 trucks and I'll let the pig eat I love
trucks and I'll let the pig eat I love the 240 it's a good solid weapon mounted
the 240 it's a good solid weapon mounted or dismounted I love the 2 you also
or dismounted I love the 2 you also can't do escalation of force with Mark
can't do escalation of force with Mark 19 that's true that's there's
one again the generations where like the warning shot boun the guy in the head
warning shot boun the guy in the head oops fire a warning shot this is a
oops fire a warning shot this is a grenade launcher I hate this story this
grenade launcher I hate this story this is
is my with the warning shots in the yeah I
my with the warning shots in the yeah I want to say
want to say who what they ran away this is 100% true
who what they ran away this is 100% true also Mark 19 uh stores love you buddy uh
also Mark 19 uh stores love you buddy uh he had one in round when we were
he had one in round when we were clearing it the weapon system was
clearing it the weapon system was [ __ ] up during clearing so he's like
[ __ ] up during clearing so he's like say weird imagine that and they tried to
say weird imagine that and they tried to demote him until they actually found out
demote him until they actually found out it was the weapon platform cuz he's like
it was the weapon platform cuz he's like hey this is not [ __ ]
hey this is not [ __ ] doing just cooked one off in Baghdad and
doing just cooked one off in Baghdad and we're like
we're like uhoh no so they have sorry the 40 Ms a
uhoh no so they have sorry the 40 Ms a lot of them have a minimum arming
lot of them have a minimum arming distance they don't have a
distance they don't have a maximum
maximum exactly way up and then when
exactly way up and then when soft just hope a kid doesn't pick it up
soft just hope a kid doesn't pick it up I guess that's just
I guess that's just what I mean yeah it's a great hope I
what I mean yeah it's a great hope I found a golden goose egg I'm sorry some
found a golden goose egg I'm sorry some of those kids got really good at the
of those kids got really good at the mining the ones who didn't well they
mining the ones who didn't well they were hopping around yeah [ __ ] mark it
were hopping around yeah [ __ ] mark it on the FB playing mind sweeper a child
on the FB playing mind sweeper a child in America how the [ __ ] do I play this
in America how the [ __ ] do I play this game on my dad's computer playing it in
game on my dad's computer playing it in a different
a different country whole different experience I
country whole different experience I tell you right now they so we we live
tell you right now they so we we live right next to to a Minefield in
right next to to a Minefield in Afghanistan like literally you go out
Afghanistan like literally you go out the gate of my cop and like 100 yard
the gate of my cop and like 100 yard away Minefield starts we didn't know it
away Minefield starts we didn't know it was there the 82nd who we ripped out
was there the 82nd who we ripped out with like didn't tell us it was there
with like didn't tell us it was there until we were driving one day through
until we were driving one day through this big open area what's that where is
this big open area what's that where is this uh mileage out Afghanistan oh okay
this uh mileage out Afghanistan oh okay got it Chicago and yeah Chicago um no
got it Chicago and yeah Chicago um no and we didn't know it was there until
and we didn't know it was there until like we were driving along and I looked
like we were driving along and I looked out the window and I saw the red side of
out the window and I saw the red side of about four rocks that's how they mark
about four rocks that's how they mark them there the little Afghans will take
them there the little Afghans will take a rock they'll paint one side red one
a rock they'll paint one side red one side white and they'll like no okay
side white and they'll like no okay don't go on the red side and we were on
don't go on the red side and we were on the red side so that's how we figured
the red side so that's how we figured out was there and Jus Christ I saw I met
out was there and Jus Christ I saw I met like in that mindfield reason why
like in that mindfield reason why Burma's never won the Olympics for
socceru that's it Jesus Christ [ __ ] and like that we're canceled that
[ __ ] and like that we're canceled that was the one yeah that was the
was the one yeah that was the one so I like Nick gets that this look
one so I like Nick gets that this look in his face good I sorry I just I think
in his face good I sorry I just I think of things and I say them I met two
of things and I say them I met two Afghans out by that Minefield one of
Afghans out by that Minefield one of them was a straightup American
them was a straightup American capitalist like I would have imported
capitalist like I would have imported that man into the United States and made
that man into the United States and made him a citizen because like he was we
him a citizen because like he was we kept on hearing like explosions like two
kept on hearing like explosions like two or three times a day and we're like what
or three times a day and we're like what the [ __ ] and we go like way out there
the [ __ ] and we go like way out there there's a road that you could get
there's a road that you could get through the Minefield and on the far
through the Minefield and on the far side there's some dude digging in the
side there's some dude digging in the mountain and he would like dig as far as
mountain and he would like dig as far as he could and then go dig up a landmine
he could and then go dig up a landmine put it in there and shoot it until it
put it in there and shoot it until it exploded to get further he was pulling
exploded to get further he was pulling gems and [ __ ] out I think that's called
gems and [ __ ] out I think that's called stimulating the local econ economy I
stimulating the local econ economy I couldn't even be mad at this guy I was
couldn't even be mad at this guy I was like uh don't dig in the Minefield like
like uh don't dig in the Minefield like I I I had no like no one knew what the
I I I had no like no one knew what the [ __ ] we were supposed to tell this dude
[ __ ] we were supposed to tell this dude and the other one we saw this guy on the
and the other one we saw this guy on the raid camera he was out there like
raid camera he was out there like digging around like looking for a
digging around like looking for a landmine we're like all right F let's go
landmine we're like all right F let's go talk to this dude figure out what he's
talk to this dude figure out what he's looking for you say raid camera so
looking for you say raid camera so there's a camera on a giant pole that
there's a camera on a giant pole that sticks up like 50 60 fet in the air and
sticks up like 50 60 fet in the air and you can like zoom in anywhere around
you can like zoom in anywhere around your your cop yeah it's we call them
your your cop yeah it's we call them cameras yeah and uh so saw this guy Cru
cameras yeah and uh so saw this guy Cru on out there we like hey man what are
on out there we like hey man what are you doing and I to this day I don't know
you doing and I to this day I don't know what the disagreement was but he was
what the disagreement was but he was like you know I do not like my neighbor
like you know I do not like my neighbor so I take lend mine put it in front of
so I take lend mine put it in front of his house like
his house like that's Fu perfect s carry
that's Fu perfect s carry on you
on you do I no idea what the [ __ ]
do I no idea what the [ __ ] do let him
do let him go in the United States you could not
go in the United States you could not waterboard that out of somebody
just like I got no problem with you my neighbor [ __ ] that guy they are still
neighbor [ __ ] that guy they are still like that though yeah that's 100% that
like that though yeah that's 100% that is that is no big deal over there it's
is that is no big deal over there it's strange man I I had a I don't know how
strange man I I had a I don't know how much I should say about this but
much I should say about this but somebody that I I Used to Know back in
somebody that I I Used to Know back in the day like he had sent a video at some
the day like he had sent a video at some point where he was Lebanese okay and uh
point where he was Lebanese okay and uh he had sent a video of him firing a PKM
he had sent a video of him firing a PKM into his neighboring Village Jesus just
into his neighboring Village Jesus just somebody I had talked to cuz I was
somebody I had talked to cuz I was curious about you know call culture and
curious about you know call culture and things they had certain like weapon
things they had certain like weapon systems that like we don't have access
systems that like we don't have access to here oh you've told this story yeah
to here oh you've told this story yeah and I was just like oh okay so a guy
and I was just like oh okay so a guy that I was talking to he like yeah this
that I was talking to he like yeah this is a video of me shooting a PKM into my
is a video of me shooting a PKM into my neighboring village where like I'm like
neighboring village where like I'm like oh God you're
oh God you're serious and I'm like what what the [ __ ]
serious and I'm like what what the [ __ ] happened there and he's like oh no it's
happened there and he's like oh no it's all good uh after we did this uh they
all good uh after we did this uh they shot back at us we shot back at them and
shot back at us we shot back at them and then uh they decided to declare peace by
then uh they decided to declare peace by offering our village another PKM this
offering our village another PKM this was all over a goat yes they were just
was all over a goat yes they were just like they should shook the elders shook
like they should shook the elders shook hands and it was done like wow that's
hands and it was done like wow that's that part of the world man is so just
that part of the world man is so just strange like the way they are about just
strange like the way they are about just murdering each other it you know I don't
murdering each other it you know I don't know how I mean ancient civilization you
know how I mean ancient civilization you to like ancient civilizations found
to like ancient civilizations found alien technology yeah oh it is so dope I
alien technology yeah oh it is so dope I mean it is dope dude it's that that part
mean it is dope dude it's that that part of the world is just so like people like
of the world is just so like people like you know well why do they want to kill
you know well why do they want to kill each other [ __ ] different tribe
each other [ __ ] different tribe different hairstyle slightly Browner I
different hairstyle slightly Browner I like pick your [ __ ] poison man like
like pick your [ __ ] poison man like they just want to kill each other you're
they just want to kill each other you're part of this I'm part of this like there
part of this I'm part of this like there was these people that rolled through by
was these people that rolled through by the way uh Eli you were infantry
the way uh Eli you were infantry actually you were infantry as well has
actually you were infantry as well has anyone ever properly taught you how to
anyone ever properly taught you how to how to breach and clear a
how to breach and clear a tent it's cuz there's no [ __ ]
tent it's cuz there's no [ __ ] Doctrine on by the way like mark
Doctrine on by the way like mark 19 I was going to say flashbang through
19 I was going to say flashbang through the opening see where the bodies are and
the opening see where the bodies are and put
put I was 10 Sergeant section Sergeant I
I was 10 Sergeant section Sergeant I ain't getting out of the truck I say
ain't getting out of the truck I say private clear that tent that's how I
private clear that tent that's how I clear I just so because there's these uh
clear I just so because there's these uh there's no see the silhouette of an AK
there's no see the silhouette of an AK from the flashbang
from the flashbang like but uh no so there was these uh
like but uh no so there was these uh they're they're Nomads and they live in
they're they're Nomads and they live in Afghanistan they're literally called
Afghanistan they're literally called coochies that's a real thing I'm not
coochies that's a real thing I'm not making that up not making fun of a
making that up not making fun of a culture they're called coochies and they
culture they're called coochies and they uh there was there was an American that
uh there was there was an American that was pulling security kneeled next to a a
was pulling security kneeled next to a a power box and uh the power box blew up
power box and uh the power box blew up it was pull full of uh tongue or like
it was pull full of uh tongue or like metal balls ball bearings and it killed
metal balls ball bearings and it killed him took his head right off right you
him took his head right off right you know sorry for that guy like that was
know sorry for that guy like that was that was [ __ ] up it's war and then
that was [ __ ] up it's war and then like a week later we found some little
like a week later we found some little kid playing with ball bearings and we're
kid playing with ball bearings and we're like hey there little guy where did you
like hey there little guy where did you get those and he's like my dad has a
get those and he's like my dad has a whole bunch of them where's your dad
whole bunch of them where's your dad live at
right meanwhile he picking him out so he and it was one of the coochies
out so he and it was one of the coochies living there in a little Nomad Village
living there in a little Nomad Village and like we we didn't know how to breach
and like we we didn't know how to breach and clear a tent so we like all on one
and clear a tent so we like all on one side and like took knives and like cut
side and like took knives and like cut it open and like peaked inside [ __ ]
it open and like peaked inside [ __ ] like we didn't know what to do the most
like we didn't know what to do the most horror movie way
horror movie way possible we cut open the tent why you
possible we cut open the tent why you try knocking I you ever tried to knock
try knocking I you ever tried to knock on a t so glad this game of Crossfire
on a t so glad this game of Crossfire finally come in home they're just
finally come in home they're just playing Crossfire but yeah we get
playing Crossfire but yeah we get Americans cutting open a tent scaring
Americans cutting open a tent scaring the [ __ ] out of them but we found like a
the [ __ ] out of them but we found like a big Old Bag of ball bearings there like
big Old Bag of ball bearings there like two or 300 of them and then we found
two or 300 of them and then we found some like IED like wire making and stuff
some like IED like wire making and stuff material and we were just like Yep this
material and we were just like Yep this is the guy so like we hauled him off and
is the guy so like we hauled him off and next day coochie Village gone like the
next day coochie Village gone like the tents were just packed up and they're
tents were just packed up and they're like [ __ ] this place and they rolled out
like [ __ ] this place and they rolled out like they just left yeah no mad people
like they just left yeah no mad people that's literally what they'll do yeah it
that's literally what they'll do yeah it was wild man God damn yeah sucks to be a
was wild man God damn yeah sucks to be a gypsy in a place we don't like so with
gypsy in a place we don't like so with with the caros Hathcock shot oh oh yes
with the caros Hathcock shot oh oh yes so I forgot we went on tangents sorry
so I forgot we went on tangents sorry ring it back caros H has 93 confirmed
ring it back caros H has 93 confirmed kills like 400 probables but he had this
kills like 400 probables but he had this ridiculous standard because this was
ridiculous standard because this was like the first scout sniper platoon in
like the first scout sniper platoon in combat so he had the he had to it had to
combat so he had the he had to it had to be witnessed by his commanding officer
be witnessed by his commanding officer for it to count as a confirmed kill so
for it to count as a confirmed kill so that's why he has as many as he does all
that's why he has as many as he does all of his CU one of his homies was his
of his CU one of his homies was his command yeah so like he was best friends
command yeah so like he was best friends with Jim land the guy that was the first
with Jim land the guy that was the first scout sniper instructor in 1960 or 1961
scout sniper instructor in 1960 or 1961 and he would go out on missions with him
and he would go out on missions with him so his only confirmed kills are from
so his only confirmed kills are from when he was on missions with Jim land or
when he was on missions with Jim land or when he was on OverWatch Duty on Hill 55
when he was on OverWatch Duty on Hill 55 which he did a lot did a lot of a lot
which he did a lot did a lot of a lot and he the the Viet Kong would always
and he the the Viet Kong would always just operate at night and the Marines
just operate at night and the Marines could go out and they could take
could go out and they could take anywhere in Vietnam they could take it
anywhere in Vietnam they could take it over the problem was is Viet Kong just
over the problem was is Viet Kong just didn't give a [ __ ] about High Ground
didn't give a [ __ ] about High Ground they were just trying to move move
they were just trying to move move logistically so they would just like
logistically so they would just like cool you guys take the hill we're going
cool you guys take the hill we're going to go through this low part at night and
to go through this low part at night and whatever and uh over time Hill 55 was a
whatever and uh over time Hill 55 was a lot deadlier to people passing by
lot deadlier to people passing by because they had snipers and then
because they had snipers and then they're like okay we'll just stay extra
they're like okay we'll just stay extra far away so they didn't have any guns
far away so they didn't have any guns with enough ass to reach out far enough
with enough ass to reach out far enough so Carlos Hathcock got some CBS and was
so Carlos Hathcock got some CBS and was like Hey make a mount for my scope off
like Hey make a mount for my scope off my Winchester model 70 and I'll just
my Winchester model 70 and I'll just slap it onto a 50 cal and then I'll just
slap it onto a 50 cal and then I'll just have to rezero my gun every time I'm on
have to rezero my gun every time I'm on OverWatch Duty I love that he started
OverWatch Duty I love that he started with [ __ ] I need a couple Engineers yeah
with [ __ ] I need a couple Engineers yeah I need a couple of construction workers
I need a couple of construction workers so he mounts his scope to the 50 cal and
so he mounts his scope to the 50 cal and every time he does he rezero it on the
every time he does he rezero it on the same Rock he's got this big ass Rock
same Rock he's got this big ass Rock 2500 yards out and that's the rock that
2500 yards out and that's the rock that he zeros it on and he said he recorded
he zeros it on and he said he recorded like three kills around the same
like three kills around the same distance but the one that was like seen
distance but the one that was like seen by a commanding officer the first one
by a commanding officer the first one he's on OverWatch Duty and a Viet Kong
he's on OverWatch Duty and a Viet Kong Scout is whatever and Carlos is
Scout is whatever and Carlos is following him and he's like waiting it's
following him and he's like waiting it's the max distance it's all the way out
the max distance it's all the way out there so it's like I did the math
there so it's like I did the math ballistically even if he aims perfect
ballistically even if he aims perfect it's anywhere within a six foot circle
it's anywhere within a six foot circle so like he can only get it so accurate
so like he can only get it so accurate and then he's got to let Jesus take the
and then he's got to let Jesus take the wheel on can get so close with the best
wheel on can get so close with the best conditions on that weapon system the
conditions on that weapon system the best ammo like your best case scenario
best ammo like your best case scenario even then there's a degree of luck but
even then there's a degree of luck but he at least figured with the weapon at
he at least figured with the weapon at least I can get him to [ __ ] off if
least I can get him to [ __ ] off if they're trying to and that's not full
they're trying to and that's not full auto that is like bump yeah single fire
auto that is like bump yeah single fire bump like you're not okay one of those
bump like you're not okay one of those is going to hit like it's yeah you got
is going to hit like it's yeah you got to be dialed so this scout is walking
to be dialed so this scout is walking along and Carlos is following him
along and Carlos is following him waiting till he gets close enough just
waiting till he gets close enough just to get it close enough to scare the guy
to get it close enough to scare the guy off cuz he's trying to you know get eyes
off cuz he's trying to you know get eyes on him and he's watching him he's
on him and he's watching him he's watching him this poor [ __ ] dude
watching him this poor [ __ ] dude decides it'd be a really good spot to
decides it'd be a really good spot to stop and pull out the binoculars On Top
stop and pull out the binoculars On Top of the Rock that he zeros the gun on
of the Rock that he zeros the gun on every day and he calls the commanding
every day and he calls the commanding officer I was like come here he's like
officer I was like come here he's like you see the big rock which one the one
you see the big rock which one the one with all the bullet marks on it oh [ __ ]
with all the bullet marks on it oh [ __ ] is it I also did the math it would have
is it I also did the math it would have been like 3.2 seconds yep that's a three
been like 3.2 seconds yep that's a three seconds after you fire a bullets [ __ ]
seconds after you fire a bullets [ __ ] forever it's a long time it's enough
forever it's a long time it's enough time for you to tell yourself I missed
time for you to tell yourself I missed no I didn't yes I did for sure so he
no I didn't yes I did for sure so he fires and he's like I missed and this
fires and he's like I missed and this Viet Kong guy right when he fires it the
Viet Kong guy right when he fires it the Viet Kong dude stands up and as soon as
Viet Kong dude stands up and as soon as he stands up catches it right in the
he stands up catches it right in the side of the head oh forever away dude
side of the head oh forever away dude that guy was looking at binos which is
that guy was looking at binos which is even better cuz he would have seen a
even better cuz he would have seen a Flash and be like huh that's weird huh I
Flash and be like huh that's weird huh I wonder what he did he stood up and
wonder what he did he stood up and caught it and just gone you know like
caught it and just gone you know like the second like he he was he was deleted
the second like he he was he was deleted in reality and then just appeared in the
in reality and then just appeared in the afterlife and the Pearly gate the guys
afterlife and the Pearly gate the guys at the ply Gates were just laughing Tik
at the ply Gates were just laughing Tik to huh I wonder
what's cuz when you in my in my video I had fluck do an edit the edit is an
had fluck do an edit the edit is an outfielder in baseball running
outfielder in baseball running and jumping and catching a ball as it's
and jumping and catching a ball as it's like going into the stands but his m is
like going into the stands but his m is a via
con it doesn't take uh shooting at I think 2,000 yards the longest I've shot
think 2,000 yards the longest I've shot anything when you hit steel at that time
anything when you hit steel at that time it is a 5 to six second delay from pull
it is a 5 to six second delay from pull of the trigger watch round go out wait
of the trigger watch round go out wait hear the tank when I was to be fair
hear the tank when I was to be fair that's not the distance it that's not
that's not the distance it that's not the time it takes for the bullet to hit
the time it takes for the bullet to hit that's the time it takes for because
that's the time it takes for because obviously like light travels way faster
obviously like light travels way faster than
than sound to get confirmation like audibly
sound to get confirmation like audibly it's you there and you're like did I hit
it's you there and you're like did I hit it I don't know and you're like waiting
it I don't know and you're like waiting yeah cuz when I went through the
yeah cuz when I went through the designated Marksman course I only
designated Marksman course I only reached out to a th I only reached out
reached out to a th I only reached out to a th but it's I mean you you squeeze
to a th but it's I mean you you squeeze that trigger you you like did it move
that trigger you you like did it move like I mean cuz I only had a 10 power
like I mean cuz I only had a 10 power Leopold markv like I couldn't [ __ ] a th
Leopold markv like I couldn't [ __ ] a th yards is like th with 10 power yeah he
yards is like th with 10 power yeah he did this with eight power oh [ __ ] me
did this with eight power oh [ __ ] me dude that's like I don't even
dude that's like I don't even of Old Bay at 100 yard away butterfly
of Old Bay at 100 yard away butterfly trigger and that is not the most you're
trigger and that is not the most you're like little mushy yeah little mushy you
like little mushy yeah little mushy you don't know where the brake is it's a
don't know where the brake is it's a machine gun trigger you're talking about
machine gun trigger you're talking about a power you just went from a six foot
a power you just went from a six foot variable to a lot bigger yeah dude
variable to a lot bigger yeah dude that's I I imagine though like with that
that's I I imagine though like with that eight power he could probably see
eight power he could probably see [ __ ] bullet Trace there which the
[ __ ] bullet Trace there which the first time I saw bullet Trace was so
first time I saw bullet Trace was so wild to me oh yeah you can see like it's
wild to me oh yeah you can see like it's like the Matrix like you see it go up so
like the Matrix like you see it go up so I bet like in that eight power if there
I bet like in that eight power if there was any wind or anything I mean it's 50
was any wind or anything I mean it's 50 cal so the wind's probably not going to
cal so the wind's probably not going to affect it I mean at that range yeah it
affect it I mean at that range yeah it will but like I bet he watched that
will but like I bet he watched that round come up and like just slowly come
round come up and like just slowly come back down until old boy's grape got
back down until old boy's grape got popped like that's [ __ ] beautiful he
popped like that's [ __ ] beautiful he just hit side
just hit side of if he would if he wouldn't have stood
of if he would if he wouldn't have stood up he would have been fine right over
up he would have been fine right over the top of him I would love to see
the top of him I would love to see recreated I'm doing it yeah I know I
recreated I'm doing it yeah I know I recreated the through I recreated the
recreated the through I recreated the through the scope shot to prove that
through the scope shot to prove that that was possible and then we're going
that was possible and then we're going to recreate the 50 cal shot we don't
to recreate the 50 cal shot we don't even need to cuz nobody that's like the
even need to cuz nobody that's like the one thing he did that nobody disputes
one thing he did that nobody disputes it's we're still going to do it just to
it's we're still going to do it just to see if we can I want to see what the
see if we can I want to see what the bullet does at 2,000 yards like a 50 cal
bullet does at 2,000 yards like a 50 cal with that much energy apparently enough
with that much energy apparently enough yes I mean oh yeah 100% it's enough that
yes I mean oh yeah 100% it's enough that is a large large round when you're going
is a large large round when you're going up heavier it's a little more right
up heavier it's a little more right Brandon a little heavier uh I know when
Brandon a little heavier uh I know when we did the shot for 2,000 yards it was
we did the shot for 2,000 yards it was the 300 rum we could have done a 338
the 300 rum we could have done a 338 laua but 300 rum was a little
laua but 300 rum was a little fascinating yeah Remington Ultra Mag
fascinating yeah Remington Ultra Mag okay oh got it got it yeah it was a
okay oh got it got it yeah it was a little more it's a more difficult shot
little more it's a more difficult shot because it is a smaller round
because it is a smaller round technically versus 338 that the wind and
technically versus 338 that the wind and everything affects the bullet less I
everything affects the bullet less I want to say 50 BMG is lethal out to like
want to say 50 BMG is lethal out to like some stupid distance it's like lethal to
some stupid distance it's like lethal to 3 miles or something like that
3 miles or something like that 3.5 there's there's a certain like
3.5 there's there's a certain like metric you use for amount of energy
metric you use for amount of energy delivered on target at a certain range
delivered on target at a certain range that like is still determined as lethal
that like is still determined as lethal according to US military standards
according to US military standards even if it was at four miles the 50 BMG
even if it was at four miles the 50 BMG bullets heavy enough I wouldn't want
bullets heavy enough I wouldn't want somebody to overhand it at me yeah still
somebody to overhand it at me yeah still [ __ ]
[ __ ] Hur
winging 700 grains of your [ __ ] oh a heavy ass round well I mean
[ __ ] oh a heavy ass round well I mean that that new one the new world record
that that new one the new world record uh I guess supposedly out of Ukraine
uh I guess supposedly out of Ukraine there's no video of it they're
there's no video of it they're confirming it themselves it's like some
confirming it themselves it's like some crazy ungodly Mount it's like I want to
crazy ungodly Mount it's like I want to say it's like 2.3 miles but did it with
say it's like 2.3 miles but did it with a 20 mm anti [ __ ] light armor like
a 20 mm anti [ __ ] light armor like gun and I no idea what kind of load he
gun and I no idea what kind of load he was using or anything like that like
was using or anything like that like those those modified cords they're using
those those modified cords they're using or what I have no idea a cord I think
or what I have no idea a cord I think would either be 12 I think it's 127 with
would either be 12 I think it's 127 with okay you have one of those there was a
okay you have one of those there was a picture of you can probably look it up
picture of you can probably look it up like the whatever gun he used he's like
like the whatever gun he used he's like posing with it it's massive and they're
posing with it it's massive and they're like yeah it's 20 mm like it's for anti-
like yeah it's 20 mm like it's for anti- light armor and he was just [ __ ]
light armor and he was just [ __ ] popping Russian grapes at just crazy
popping Russian grapes at just crazy distances with however that's when you
distances with however that's when you when you're in Ukraine and doing stuff
when you're in Ukraine and doing stuff like that like we broke a record like
like that like we broke a record like that is probably one of those uh [ __ ]
that is probably one of those uh [ __ ] like the the ghost of Kiev kind of
like the the ghost of Kiev kind of things where God knows like what the
things where God knows like what the accuracy is but here's the thing too if
accuracy is but here's the thing too if I had a 20 mil 20 mm and I'm looking out
I had a 20 mil 20 mm and I'm looking out there and I see just a group of Russians
there and I see just a group of Russians my error of like my my margin of error
my error of like my my margin of error is pretty low and I can just like were
is pretty low and I can just like were you aiming at that one yeah yeah yeah
you aiming at that one yeah yeah yeah when you got when you got 15 dudes on on
when you got when you got 15 dudes on on top of a
top of a BTR the I we're not playing
BTR the I we're not playing pool you're not calling your shots
pool you're not calling your shots got that's that's not the bullet with
got that's that's not the bullet with your name on it it's more like to whom
your name on it it's more like to whom it may
it may concern so I that on side I think we
concern so I that on side I think we what we were going to talk about earlier
what we were going to talk about earlier is uh some of the uh the online misin
is uh some of the uh the online misin stuff oh you I literally was just
stuff oh you I literally was just looking at disinformation was like you
looking at disinformation was like you pissing off everybody left and right and
pissing off everybody left and right and Center good
Center good I enjoy it I I just I just I saw I
I enjoy it I I just I just I saw I actually have it on my phone my old boss
actually have it on my phone my old boss major Adam craft he lives here in Texas
major Adam craft he lives here in Texas he he uh he wrote me he said that Putin
he he uh he wrote me he said that Putin authorized the sanctioning of uh
authorized the sanctioning of uh Ukrainian bloggers meaning he's
Ukrainian bloggers meaning he's authorizing killing Ukrainian bloggers
authorizing killing Ukrainian bloggers who are helping um uh raise money for
who are helping um uh raise money for Ukraine and I'm thinking
Ukraine and I'm thinking like wait I'm your huckleberry
like wait I'm your huckleberry I think didn't they give it hold on I
I think didn't they give it hold on I can have that feeling again and not go
can have that feeling again and not go to
jail typical Sig guy didn't uh didn't Russia like just convict uh like a
Russia like just convict uh like a gymnast or an ice skater of high treason
gymnast or an ice skater of high treason for donating money to ukra
for donating money to ukra $567 something convicted her a high
$567 something convicted her a high treason yeah holy [ __ ] what do you want
treason yeah holy [ __ ] what do you want to know about disinformation I'm pretty
to know about disinformation I'm pretty good with that uh I mean I just I I just
good with that uh I mean I just I I just think it's interesting how I guess cuz I
think it's interesting how I guess cuz I saw you you did a video where there was
saw you you did a video where there was a Twitter account that was you taking
a Twitter account that was you taking down misinformation of a bot like how do
down misinformation of a bot like how do you I guess how do you initially
you I guess how do you initially determine a Target like when you're
determine a Target like when you're scrolling your feed on Instagram or
scrolling your feed on Instagram or Twitter X whatever the [ __ ] you want to
Twitter X whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it and you're like ah that doesn't
call it and you're like ah that doesn't seem right what's the process of going
seem right what's the process of going from like seeing something strange to
from like seeing something strange to proving it it it it really it a lot of
proving it it it it really it a lot of it depends so uh so a lot of it's the
it depends so uh so a lot of it's the same as as Target like when you're when
same as as Target like when you're when you're doing when you're you're finding
you're doing when you're you're finding a bad guy right um I I've found bad guys
a bad guy right um I I've found bad guys before and then I give that information
before and then I give that information to my client and my client you know does
to my client and my client you know does whatever with that information but um
whatever with that information but um the typically what I look for is I look
the typically what I look for is I look for stuff that it's it's hard to put it
for stuff that it's it's hard to put it doesn't smell right and usually people
doesn't smell right and usually people will send me information or they're
will send me information or they're consistently lying or consistently uh
consistently lying or consistently uh filling a Russian narrative so once I
filling a Russian narrative so once I discover that the next thing I do is I
discover that the next thing I do is I take down like all their tweets or all
take down like all their tweets or all their posts and the next thing I do is I
their posts and the next thing I do is I develop what's called pattern of life
develop what's called pattern of life now typically this is what we use to
now typically this is what we use to kill people so like I can figure out
kill people so like I can figure out when you wake up when you go to work
when you wake up when you go to work when you eat lunch when you come home
when you eat lunch when you come home when you make lunches for your kids when
when you make lunches for your kids when you go to bed I know you I might know I
you go to bed I know you I might know I I can even theoretically know what room
I can even theoretically know what room you're in and I can use a well I
you're in and I can use a well I wouldn't do it that's a weapon earring
wouldn't do it that's a weapon earring thing but I might use a tailor a bomb
thing but I might use a tailor a bomb just to just hit that one room that
just to just hit that one room that doesn't destroy the entire house right
doesn't destroy the entire house right so after I develop proof of life it's
so after I develop proof of life it's it's fascinating you know what blows my
it's fascinating you know what blows my mind is people go the same places every
mind is people go the same places every single freaking day they go the same
single freaking day they go the same places every day you wake up you go to
places every day you wake up you go to work you uh stop at the gas station you
work you uh stop at the gas station you come home luckily we don't watch TV no
come home luckily we don't watch TV no apparently you don't but most people
apparently you don't but most people they do the same thing every day I me
they do the same thing every day I me wake up go to the gym go to work go home
wake up go to the gym go to work go home go to the grocery store so you develop
go to the grocery store so you develop proof of or pattern of life and from
proof of or pattern of life and from that pattern of life you can go okay
that pattern of life you can go okay typically this person is online between
typically this person is online between this hour and this hour they fall
this hour and this hour they fall offline at this hour okay this is when
offline at this hour okay this is when they're at
they're at lunch so you can develop a pattern and
lunch so you can develop a pattern and then you can actually take that pattern
then you can actually take that pattern and go okay where does this pattern fall
and go okay where does this pattern fall into play with a t typical 8 hour
into play with a t typical 8 hour workday okay it's in bellus okay so this
workday okay it's in bellus okay so this is where this person is so then there's
is where this person is so then there's other tools that I can use and and one
other tools that I can use and and one of the tools is if there's an email
of the tools is if there's an email address one of the ways to to grab
address one of the ways to to grab information is to look at records of
information is to look at records of when people have updated their anti
when people have updated their anti virus interesting yeah huh yeah you you
virus interesting yeah huh yeah you you can say okay so damn it McAfee has this
can say okay so damn it McAfee has this email address been those whales used in
email address been those whales used in an update of antivirus okay yes okay
an update of antivirus okay yes okay what computer are they using oh that's
what computer are they using oh that's interesting what is their keyboard
interesting what is their keyboard language oh it's cerlic that's
language oh it's cerlic that's interesting yeah is a word what's that
interesting yeah is a word what's that I'm sorry Russi Russi thank appreciate
I'm sorry Russi Russi thank appreciate it's okay it's that little packet in the
it's okay it's that little packet in the beef
jerky don't eat it you don't eat it that's the best part
it you don't eat it that's the best part honey don't eat the
honey don't eat the cill so yeah basically yeah that that's
cill so yeah basically yeah that that's just one of the ways there's there's
just one of the ways there's there's other ways like I found this one dude
other ways like I found this one dude this dude claimed it's over mother I
this dude claimed it's over mother I hate the
hate the ukrainians too late so this one dude
ukrainians too late so this one dude claimed that is snipers were shooting
claimed that is snipers were shooting Palestinian kids in the head all right
Palestinian kids in the head all right now Israeli snipers use 33 at
now Israeli snipers use 33 at laoa I'm sure all of them oh for the
laoa I'm sure all of them oh for the most part is that like a like I I I
most part is that like a like I I I don't well 338 laua 308 but you know
don't well 338 laua 308 but you know what a 3 338 laua does to a human body
what a 3 338 laua does to a human body right at least you can imagine right so
right at least you can imagine right so no one's bringing their kid in with a
no one's bringing their kid in with a little hole in their head going oh my
little hole in their head going oh my son was shot by an Israeli sniper this
son was shot by an Israeli sniper this one doctor claimed that that he went to
one doctor claimed that that he went to Gaza and he eval and he wrote an oped
Gaza and he eval and he wrote an oped about it and I read the oped and I'm
about it and I read the oped and I'm like that's weird he said he got a
like that's weird he said he got a headache from the drones overhead I'm
headache from the drones overhead I'm like hm that's weird you know you these
like hm that's weird you know you these drones are flying way higher than you
drones are flying way higher than you can actually you know hear may maybe
can actually you know hear may maybe depending on the kind of drone but
depending on the kind of drone but usually the drones fly too high for you
usually the drones fly too high for you to actually hear them that's why they're
to actually hear them that's why they're you know that's why they're they're
you know that's why they're they're stealthy right so it's kind of like
stealthy right so it's kind of like those like Facebook posts where they
those like Facebook posts where they have like a full intact 5.56 cartridge
have like a full intact 5.56 cartridge with the a five a [ __ ] AR-15 round
with the a five a [ __ ] AR-15 round hit my house yeah exactly I mean no
hit my house yeah exactly I mean no remember if it hits your ear it'll take
remember if it hits your ear it'll take your head off if if what hear so uh
your head off if if what hear so uh there was just a number of inaccuracies
there was just a number of inaccuracies with these stories and uh so I said all
with these stories and uh so I said all right I knew this the name of this
right I knew this the name of this doctor and I knew where I knew that he
doctor and I knew where I knew that he had a practice in three places in
had a practice in three places in Virginia so I went and I bought his cell
Virginia so I went and I bought his cell phone milk data his advertising data
phone milk data his advertising data when you go into a
when you go into a supermarket you um your phone is
supermarket you um your phone is connecting with the Wi-Fi and that's why
connecting with the Wi-Fi and that's why when you go to the checkout counter you
when you go to the checkout counter you get an ad for Rouse pasta
get an ad for Rouse pasta sauce uh because you were standing in
sauce uh because you were standing in front of the pasta sauce aisle for 10
front of the pasta sauce aisle for 10 seconds and the store knows how long
seconds and the store knows how long you're standing in front of that pasta
you're standing in front of that pasta sauce aisle so it'll send you a a coupon
sauce aisle so it'll send you a a coupon so I'm like just got scared everyone's
so I'm like just got scared everyone's like all right why I turn all my [ __ ]
like all right why I turn all my [ __ ] off you're married right yes you're
off you're married right yes you're married so have you ever said to your
married so have you ever said to your wife like hey we should go to Italy and
wife like hey we should go to Italy and I know that's yeah yeah and then you go
I know that's yeah yeah and then you go to the bathroom and you come back you
to the bathroom and you come back you look at your phone you're like oh wow
look at your phone you're like oh wow there's ads for Italy my phone's
there's ads for Italy my phone's listening to me no your wife Google
listening to me no your wife Google trips to Italy and your home router
trips to Italy and your home router knows that your two phones are so that's
knows that your two phones are so that's why I get so many anti-semitic
why I get so many anti-semitic memes damn her and busog ads yes you I'm
memes damn her and busog ads yes you I'm not so much time around Conor
not so much time around Conor he
he Indiana I'm I'm
con just we goton here just yell you're off the podcast with Indi Jones right
now so then oh my God hold on hold on how does one buy cell phone data in cuz
how does one buy cell phone data in cuz I was under the impression that like you
I was under the impression that like you could do that but I thought you bought
could do that but I thought you bought it in like you buy advertising yeah you
it in like you buy advertising yeah you buy it in large batches and you get it
buy it in large batches and you get it as different formats you can put it into
as different formats you can put it into a spreadsheet are you just like getting
a spreadsheet are you just like getting lucky though like assuming no no so I
lucky though like assuming no no so I know I know what this guy I know where
know I know what this guy I know where his three offices are and so I just uh
his three offices are and so I just uh filter the spreadsheet until I find a
filter the spreadsheet until I find a phone that consistently is at those
phone that consistently is at those three particular but how do how do you
three particular but how do how do you buy a batch that you know going to
buy a batch that you know going to contain his information so you buy it
contain his information so you buy it for all
for all Virginia yeah you buy that's it
Virginia yeah you buy that's it costs I think this one cost me
costs I think this one cost me $133,000 J yeah cuz like we we I really
$133,000 J yeah cuz like we we I really love my job
love my job even during the campaign like you you
even during the campaign like you you know just like the geolocate certain
know just like the geolocate certain data like we would go from for
data like we would go from for registered voters within District 23
registered voters within District 23 like that's just how to be smart about
like that's just how to be smart about it like not to spend you know large
it like not to spend you know large swaps of money you want to be as
swaps of money you want to be as strategic as possible especially with a
strategic as possible especially with a a smaller campaign like mine we couldn't
a smaller campaign like mine we couldn't afford to yeah you know go like oh let's
afford to yeah you know go like oh let's Market predominantly on mainstream TV
Market predominantly on mainstream TV it's like no we want registered
it's like no we want registered Republican voters within this you know
Republican voters within this you know geolocation area you guys make me feel
geolocation area you guys make me feel bad you're doing it to catch bad guys
bad you're doing it to catch bad guys you're trying to win a election I just
you're trying to win a election I just do it to sell
do it to sell t-shirts but so I I literally make dick
t-shirts but so I I literally make dick and fart jokes as as PLS so I'm right
and fart jokes as as PLS so I'm right there with you man I I in this
there with you man I I in this particular Cas doing pretty well I just
particular Cas doing pretty well I just I figured out where this guy uh where
I figured out where this guy uh where this guy's three um three uh offices
this guy's three um three uh offices were what cell phone was pinging from
were what cell phone was pinging from that from that I figured out where the
that from that I figured out where the guy lived and from that I can see like
guy lived and from that I can see like all right uh this cell phone never went
all right uh this cell phone never went to IW it never went to Dallas it never
to IW it never went to Dallas it never never showed up at norc which are the
never showed up at norc which are the two places you would fly out of if
two places you would fly out of if you're going to go to Egypt which
you're going to go to Egypt which eventually go to Gaza never showed up in
eventually go to Gaza never showed up in KIRO never show up in Rafa never show up
KIRO never show up in Rafa never show up in K yunas this guy lied he was never in
in K yunas this guy lied he was never in Gaza he's never in Gaza and you're doing
Gaza he's never in Gaza and you're doing [ __ ] God's work out here man I so
[ __ ] God's work out here man I so this is the thing and I I recently
this is the thing and I I recently that's crazy well I recently explained
that's crazy well I recently explained to I will find you the
to I will find you the Army I so I was trying to explain to the
Army I so I was trying to explain to the Army National Guard and this is the
Army National Guard and this is the analogy I used like the power of social
analogy I used like the power of social media like this is why he's doing
media like this is why he's doing amazing work because so 23 years ago
amazing work because so 23 years ago September 11th 2001 the United States
September 11th 2001 the United States suffered the worst terrorist attack in
suffered the worst terrorist attack in world history like world history not
world history like world history not just American history [ __ ] world
just American history [ __ ] world history okay now here we are 23 years
history okay now here we are 23 years later and we have people running around
later and we have people running around outside of colleges praising terrorism
outside of colleges praising terrorism it's because Hamas has a better
it's because Hamas has a better propaganda campaign on social media than
propaganda campaign on social media than the [ __ ] IDF does like
the [ __ ] IDF does like it's costs less yeah hold on Tik to as a
it's costs less yeah hold on Tik to as a weapon system do you have any thoughts
weapon system do you have any thoughts on I just think it's crazy looking at
on I just think it's crazy looking at politics because it's like generally
politics because it's like generally speaking mhm up until like the '90s I
speaking mhm up until like the '90s I would say [ __ ] communism's been a pretty
would say [ __ ] communism's been a pretty American sentiment across the
American sentiment across the board left and right and then like 2000s
board left and right and then like 2000s it kind of turned into more of a a right
it kind of turned into more of a a right leaning thing of hating calling Barack
leaning thing of hating calling Barack Obama communist like bashing on
Obama communist like bashing on communism all the time but
communism all the time but now for whatever I'm obviously social
now for whatever I'm obviously social media but like Republicans seem to be
media but like Republicans seem to be the one that sympathize most with Russia
the one that sympathize most with Russia and Democrats seem to be the ones that
and Democrats seem to be the ones that symp to to peel that back a little bit
symp to to peel that back a little bit OPP I don't think that's true at all and
OPP I don't think that's true at all and an allegory an allegory that my dad used
an allegory an allegory that my dad used to to to say was like in the 1980s with
to to to say was like in the 1980s with him going to school he had like a very
him going to school he had like a very left leaning English teacher and he used
left leaning English teacher and he used to wear a shirt like of course this is
to wear a shirt like of course this is like after 1984 Red Dawn came out and he
like after 1984 Red Dawn came out and he had a shirt that had like the [ __ ]
had a shirt that had like the [ __ ] Wolverines thing it said better dead
Wolverines thing it said better dead than red and his English teacher hated
than red and his English teacher hated him for it like she was a very
him for it like she was a very anti-reagan anti everything like very
anti-reagan anti everything like very it's like I feel like this has been a
it's like I feel like this has been a dichotomy within the United States for a
dichotomy within the United States for a while even if it was a little more
while even if it was a little more subversive than now right so I I'm I'm
subversive than now right so I I'm I'm going to say I'm friends with Sebastian
going to say I'm friends with Sebastian Gorka he's uh he was Trump's former oh
Gorka he's uh he was Trump's former oh really yeah he's a friend of mine too oh
really yeah he's a friend of mine too oh okay yeah yeah yeah Seb so uh I I mean I
okay yeah yeah yeah Seb so uh I I mean I I text him every once in a while and
I text him every once in a while and I've been on a show a couple of times
I've been on a show a couple of times yeah and uh we both work at Newsmax
yeah and uh we both work at Newsmax together really and yeah what do you do
together really and yeah what do you do at Newsmax I'm an Intel guy I do
at Newsmax I'm an Intel guy I do commentary like they how many missiles
commentary like they how many missiles does Iran have Iran has 2500 missiles
does Iran have Iran has 2500 missiles you know I mean it's it's uh it's it's a
you know I mean it's it's uh it's it's a living right um so I I way smarter than
living right um so I I way smarter than me so I I one of the things that that
me so I I one of the things that that that President Trump did was President
that President Trump did was President Trump was the first president to send
Trump was the first president to send lethal Aid to Ukraine Javelin missiles
lethal Aid to Ukraine Javelin missiles which helped win the Battle of
which helped win the Battle of ke and president Trump had the foresight
ke and president Trump had the foresight to know that that Russia I don't want to
to know that that Russia I don't want to say Russia wasn't a threat but Russia
say Russia wasn't a threat but Russia wasn't the threat that the West was
wasn't the threat that the West was making it out to be we can give lethal
making it out to be we can give lethal Aid to the ukrainians uh President Obama
Aid to the ukrainians uh President Obama give blankets and night vision goggles
give blankets and night vision goggles that's fine night vision goggles are
that's fine night vision goggles are very useful blankets I I like being warm
very useful blankets I I like being warm right but president Trump gave lethal
right but president Trump gave lethal Aid now when you talk about what year
Aid now when you talk about what year was this this was uh I trying to
was this this was uh I trying to remember I want to say 201
remember I want to say 201 19 I did a video about it but I've also
19 I did a video about it but I've also had half this bottle sorry just to a
had half this bottle sorry just to a little bit more than half
just sorry just to add more I didn't mean necessarily even leftwing and
mean necessarily even leftwing and right-wing politicians I was just
right-wing politicians I was just talking about people on social media so
talking about people on social media so that's because they're not real this is
that's because they're not real this is I think what we wanted to that's because
I think what we wanted to that's because they're not real I interet the I don't
they're not real I interet the I don't think there's any I don't think there's
think there's any I don't think there's any Republic running around praising
any Republic running around praising Vladimir Putin there might be some
Vladimir Putin there might be some Republicans who they don't like the idea
Republicans who they don't like the idea of giving Ukraine money when we have
of giving Ukraine money when we have problems here I get that we're really
problems here I get that we're really not stuffing c17s full of pallets of
not stuffing c17s full of pallets of money and parachuting it out over
money and parachuting it out over Ukraine you mean like we do to Iran well
Ukraine you mean like we do to Iran well that's a different story you know the
that's a different story you know the money do you know why we give money to
money do you know why we give money to Iran because Iran supplies about
Iran because Iran supplies about onethird of Iraq's power and so we take
onethird of Iraq's power and so we take that
that money and we put it into like a F and
money and we put it into like a F and it's either held by turkey or uh cuz
it's either held by turkey or uh cuz I've been asked this question on Newsmax
I've been asked this question on Newsmax it's held by either turkey or South
it's held by either turkey or South Korea and then eventually we release
Korea and then eventually we release those funds yeah yeah we hold on I just
those funds yeah yeah we hold on I just I have a pun to make I Iraq pay your
I have a pun to make I Iraq pay your bill this ain't Section 8 [ __ ]
bill this ain't Section 8 [ __ ] we can we can go into why can't Iraq
we can we can go into why can't Iraq make their own power that that is one
make their own power that that is one thing but so they had a thing that
thing but so they had a thing that happened over the last 20 years yeah
happened over the last 20 years yeah right they took a big fat L yeah so
I like that simplification way more I'm just saying like I'm sorry all all you
just saying like I'm sorry all all you chuckle [ __ ] out there and I have a
chuckle [ __ ] out there and I have a college degree in gender studies and an
college degree in gender studies and an America lost in Afghanistan and Iraq
America lost in Afghanistan and Iraq find me a single strategic battle that
find me a single strategic battle that we lost I can come into your house whoop
we lost I can come into your house whoop your ass for 20 years and then when I
your ass for 20 years and then when I get bored of you hiding in the closet
get bored of you hiding in the closet like a [ __ ] and I leave you can tell
like a [ __ ] and I leave you can tell everybody you one to you little [ __ ]
everybody you one to you little [ __ ] never mind sorry sorry is it a a bit
never mind sorry sorry is it a a bit reductive sure is it wrong no so I I
reductive sure is it wrong no so I I think you know we're not one of the
think you know we're not one of the reasons that when people say oh we're
reasons that when people say oh we're giving $56 billion to Ukraine really
giving $56 billion to Ukraine really what we're doing is we're sending them
what we're doing is we're sending them our old stuff well I'm just tossing them
our old stuff well I'm just tossing them out there we're sending our old stuff
out there we're sending our old stuff it's only about four times that missiles
it's only about four times that missiles expire right you have to shoot them they
expire right you have to shoot them they cost more money to get rid of they cost
cost more money to get rid of they cost more money to freak give them to the
more money to freak give them to the ukrainians let them sh at the Russians
ukrainians let them sh at the Russians saves US money we get to build new ones
saves US money we get to build new ones and there's not enough days on the dude
and there's not enough days on the dude once when we trained on the itas the uh
once when we trained on the itas the uh which is the uh what you're
which is the uh what you're like this is my favorite segment right
like this is my favorite segment right now trust me I'm just keep going I'm
now trust me I'm just keep going I'm thinking of retention and I'm like yes
thinking of retention and I'm like yes once once I some questions too to bounce
once once I some questions too to bounce off after absolutely so once uh like we
off after absolutely so once uh like we were uh I got when we were training on
were uh I got when we were training on the itas which is the toe system the new
the itas which is the toe system the new toe system
toe system uh we TR on the itas and this guy from
uh we TR on the itas and this guy from Ron gave me his card he said dude let me
Ron gave me his card he said dude let me know when you have
know when you have Gunnery we'll bring you as many missiles
Gunnery we'll bring you as many missiles that you want cuz they they're going to
that you want cuz they they're going to expire we have to get rid of them and
expire we have to get rid of them and one time I think we fired 41 missiles
one time I think we fired 41 missiles Jesus in eight hours how much was that
Jesus in eight hours how much was that just for you taxpayers out there toe
just for you taxpayers out there toe missile cost
missile cost $60,000 but they're going to expire
$60,000 but they're going to expire anyway so it was cheaper to shoot them
anyway so it was cheaper to shoot them dude I never thought would get bored
dude I never thought would get bored shooting toes to is a wire guy Anthony
shooting toes to is a wire guy Anthony tank missile oh know by the end of like
tank missile oh know by the end of like the day we're throwing trash cans up in
the day we're throwing trash cans up in the air for the record they they have an
the air for the record they they have an expiration it's literally a Best Buy
expiration it's literally a Best Buy Date I mean it's not you ever bought me
Date I mean it's not you ever bought me HB it's the same thing the toe [ __ ]
HB it's the same thing the toe [ __ ] I'll translate you know how on like 4th
I'll translate you know how on like 4th of July at like 100 p.m. all the
of July at like 100 p.m. all the fireworks stands go 75% off yeah that's
fireworks stands go 75% off yeah that's what's going on here they just don't
what's going on here they just don't want to pack this [ __ ] up and wait F
want to pack this [ __ ] up and wait F fact about the toe missile more more
fact about the toe missile more more pieces of armor apparently I I learn
pieces of armor apparently I I learn this golf War were destroyed at the
this golf War were destroyed at the Battle of 73 easting by to Misses then
Battle of 73 easting by to Misses then were by Abrams hell on a wire I have a
were by Abrams hell on a wire I have a bunker brand t-shirt [ __ ] the toe I hate
bunker brand t-shirt [ __ ] the toe I hate that we during my War it was our War uh
that we during my War it was our War uh the at4 just weighed a lot so we shoot
the at4 just weighed a lot so we shoot those first and that was like going on
those first and that was like going on missions with them they just remember
missions with them they just remember these are lighter if you just carry the
these are lighter if you just carry the tube back like okay initiate the Ambush
tube back like okay initiate the Ambush these you can usually missed you can
these you can usually missed you can usually tell a weapon system is
usually tell a weapon system is effective when both sides are
effective when both sides are co-developing it yeah that's the
co-developing it yeah that's the Russians have the Corin they have
Russians have the Corin they have several like what I've learned through
several like what I've learned through this whole thing is that Russia has lied
this whole thing is that Russia has lied a lot like they always have but like I I
a lot like they always have but like I I did research on China recently and they
did research on China recently and they just like all of our [ __ ] off of wish is
just like all of our [ __ ] off of wish is what they have like literally one of
what they have like literally one of their their support helicopters is a
their their support helicopters is a Blackhawk off of wish well they were
Blackhawk off of wish well they were going to buy it we were going to sell
going to buy it we were going to sell them the Blackhawk [ __ ] yeah and was
them the Blackhawk [ __ ] yeah and was Blackhawk it's a good thing we don't buy
Blackhawk it's a good thing we don't buy anything from them z z z20 or something
anything from them z z z20 or something z60 it's like a Blackhawk almost as good
z60 it's like a Blackhawk almost as good not as good kind of w very cheap you
not as good kind of w very cheap you know okay next missile system okay it's
know okay next missile system okay it's called a toe but 5 Co shoe out you do
called a toe but 5 Co shoe out you do look a little Asian
look a little Asian this it's and you're Hispanic the Q
this it's and you're Hispanic the Q military friend group yeah exactly it's
military friend group yeah exactly it's the qz- blank something America's
the qz- blank something America's already made before it's I mean well
already made before it's I mean well that's the thing so recently they
that's the thing so recently they stopped developing Next Generation air
stopped developing Next Generation air dominance they're just upgrading the F22
dominance they're just upgrading the F22 and people like well why are they doing
and people like well why are they doing that the F22 is dated and it's like no
that the F22 is dated and it's like no we're so [ __ ] far ahead that like
we're so [ __ ] far ahead that like when we go to war it's like we're being
when we go to war it's like we're being sent back in time okay like that's just
sent back in time okay like that's just the real realism of it no one can [ __ ]
the real realism of it no one can [ __ ] with us logistically navally like
with us logistically navally like anything there's a reason we call it
anything there's a reason we call it near pure exactly it's insane like the
near pure exactly it's insane like the number one Air Force is the Air Force
number one Air Force is the Air Force the number two is the Navy
the number two is the Navy Navy and the number four is the uh
Navy and the number four is the uh Marine Corp Marine Corp yeah just I
Marine Corp Marine Corp yeah just I thought I'd throw that out there
thought I'd throw that out there logistic I ever tell you my chicken
logistic I ever tell you my chicken sandwich story from Egypt hold on what
sandwich story from Egypt hold on what wait what I want to stay on the Bots and
wait what I want to stay on the Bots and people that's where we're at so I want
people that's where we're at so I want to talk about this so [ __ ] if a lot
to talk about this so [ __ ] if a lot of these people don't exist because
of these people don't exist because they're Bots and it's all misinformation
they're Bots and it's all misinformation do you subscribe to dead internet Theory
do you subscribe to dead internet Theory I don't but I would like to start
I don't but I would like to start killing people
killing people let's talk about that fuing Christ W
let's talk about that fuing Christ W you're going to love this you're going
you're going to love this you're going to love this it's going to be great he
to love this it's going to be great he going please elaborate so I I I I just I
going please elaborate so I I I I just I wanted to pose the question like for
wanted to pose the question like for those who don't know like because you
those who don't know like because you you you pointed out a lot of these
you you pointed out a lot of these accounts that you think are Russian Bots
accounts that you think are Russian Bots and you think a lot of the the chat are
and you think a lot of the the chat are going on and especially when it comes to
going on and especially when it comes to like Twitter and things that are kind of
like Twitter and things that are kind of more bot prone which I think they have
more bot prone which I think they have got better recently uh they're basically
got better recently uh they're basically just bot talking B that talk to
just bot talking B that talk to well at least they don't like try to
well at least they don't like try to sell me porn every day uh do they they
sell me porn every day uh do they they just they they talk back and forth and
just they they talk back and forth and it just creates fuzz that basically
it just creates fuzz that basically drowns out the real internet of like
drowns out the real internet of like humans communicating to each other so
humans communicating to each other so basically at this point when people try
basically at this point when people try to like put something out on the
to like put something out on the internet are you actually talking to
internet are you actually talking to other people or are people largely given
other people or are people largely given up and they're just drowned out by AI or
up and they're just drowned out by AI or Bots things like that is that a theory
Bots things like that is that a theory that you subscribe to if not now
that you subscribe to if not now happening very soon um I like I don't
happening very soon um I like I don't think it's ever going to happen
think it's ever going to happen completely because there's always going
completely because there's always going to be people posting things like hey
to be people posting things like hey look what I just ate for lunch right
look what I just ate for lunch right like I just posted a message on Twitter
like I just posted a message on Twitter saying like hey I was just a bunk of
saying like hey I was just a bunk of braining I met Clint today here's some
braining I met Clint today here's some neat footage so there's always people
neat footage so there's always people doing that is the touring test getting
doing that is the touring test getting harder I will I think with and if I can
harder I will I think with and if I can speak in on this looking at the
speak in on this looking at the development of AI in VFX fake I dude
development of AI in VFX fake I dude watching the new Ai and then uh even
watching the new Ai and then uh even female Bots chat Bots and how they can
female Bots chat Bots and how they can interact with guys yeah it's it's all
interact with guys yeah it's it's all men yeah and it is like hey hold up a
men yeah and it is like hey hold up a picture to prove you're real they can do
picture to prove you're real they can do that and you're not going to so guys are
that and you're not going to so guys are now spending real [ __ ] money talking to
now spending real [ __ ] money talking to a computer yes oh 100% I don't think
a computer yes oh 100% I don't think that's that far of a stretch to just
that's that far of a stretch to just change it little dudes are having
change it little dudes are having naughty conversations with like AI
naughty conversations with like AI Hermione and [ __ ] there's a lot of weebs
Hermione and [ __ ] there's a lot of weebs in my chat cuz you get to
in my chat cuz you get to seear G I'm just saying me looking if
seear G I'm just saying me looking if you know what you're looking for for AI
you know what you're looking for for AI females and you can see all these
females and you can see all these profiles that are like hundreds of
profiles that are like hundreds of thousands of followers and they're you
thousands of followers and they're you if you know what you're looking for
if you know what you're looking for you're like that's AI majority have no
you're like that's AI majority have no [ __ ] clue it's AI I'm like that is
[ __ ] clue it's AI I'm like that is Absolut right does it really matter no
Absolut right does it really matter no it doesn't matter but if you're Lear
it doesn't matter but if you're Lear horrifying thing considering the
horrifying thing considering the question I asked but exactly it is it's
question I asked but exactly it is it's just learning so you're like oh this is
just learning so you're like oh this is human if this is a need how many other
human if this is a need how many other needs are there and then how we
needs are there and then how we weaponize this I was talking with you
weaponize this I was talking with you how did I know you're real right I was
how did I know you're real right I was texting you on you know when I got your
texting you on you know when I got your your phone number from uh from um Ethan
your phone number from uh from um Ethan HC yeah guy next to me I think that fake
HC yeah guy next to me I think that fake genuinely helps my theory I'm getting
genuinely helps my theory I'm getting this bottle we got it that bottle I'm R
this bottle we got it that bottle I'm R baby let's go no I I feel like you
baby let's go no I I feel like you should keep
should keep going we're we're digging into
going we're we're digging into did you ever did you ever have did you
did you ever did you ever have did you ever do the uh the um oh my God dining
ever do the uh the um oh my God dining out or dining in you ever do a dining in
out or dining in you ever do a dining in dining in dining yeah the dining in
dining in dining yeah the dining in ceremony where you have the bowl of Grog
ceremony where you have the bowl of Grog and the basic training try to keep me
and the basic training try to keep me away from the Grog baby yeah it's a
away from the Grog baby yeah it's a basic training when you finalize the
basic training when you finalize the final ruck march for infantry that's
final ruck march for infantry that's what we did it's the the final ruck
what we did it's the the final ruck march the only time I've ever had Grog
march the only time I've ever had Grog is at army balls and I tell you right
is at army balls and I tell you right now the Grog is I went to one army ball
now the Grog is I went to one army ball when I was Army version of the mat shot
when I was Army version of the mat shot uh I don't know what the M shot is it's
uh I don't know what the M shot is it's at the end of the night a all the drinks
at the end of the night a all the drinks that got spilt are [ __ ] up that
that got spilt are [ __ ] up that collect in the mat oh you dump it into a
collect in the mat oh you dump it into a drink I mean kind of like every there
drink I mean kind of like every there it's like significant they're like for
it's like significant they're like for our time in the Philippines they put
our time in the Philippines they put like a Philippine whiskey in there
like a Philippine whiskey in there and it's slightly cleaner and then uh
and it's slightly cleaner and then uh slightly yeah it's alcoholic it's not
slightly yeah it's alcoholic it's not fit for human consumption but I mean
fit for human consumption but I mean like military balls are like the best
like military balls are like the best experience of your life because like the
experience of your life because like the thing that just get drunk enough to
thing that just get drunk enough to enjoy the debauchery like I will tell
enjoy the debauchery like I will tell everyone who's ever been to one just get
everyone who's ever been to one just get drunk enough to enjoy the debauchery the
drunk enough to enjoy the debauchery the first one I went to there was like a
first one I went to there was like a couple of Army Wives almost got into a
couple of Army Wives almost got into a fist fight on the Dance Floor we had we
fist fight on the Dance Floor we had we had a sergeant call the cops on himself
had a sergeant call the cops on himself cuz he thought he had alcohol poisoning
cuz he thought he had alcohol poisoning we had a retired cw4 pushing through the
we had a retired cw4 pushing through the crowd because uh his 16-year-old
crowd because uh his 16-year-old daughter was brought there by one of my
daughter was brought there by one of my soldiers I'm telling you it was so
soldiers I'm telling you it was so [ __ ] good it was it was just the
[ __ ] good it was it was just the debauchery was just phenomenal if any of
debauchery was just phenomenal if any of you guys out there want to invite us as
you guys out there want to invite us as your dates we will join I would do that
your dates we will join I would do that because I need a date like
because I need a date like badly you you hear that if you watch the
badly you you hear that if you watch the conversation earlier that they didn't
conversation earlier that they didn't delete I might have to go to the mail
delete I might have to go to the mail side I don't know at least I won't have
side I don't know at least I won't have to change the thermostat that's that's
to change the thermostat that's that's what your go back like a [ __ ]
what your go back like a [ __ ] thermost hold on have you ever no hold
thermost hold on have you ever no hold on hold on hold on we wanted to talk
on hold on hold on we wanted to talk about back to back to you want to kill
about back to back to you want to kill people CU I know where this is going and
people CU I know where this is going and it's funny please expand uh so I
it's funny please expand uh so I actually one of the things I've been
actually one of the things I've been talking about since last September was
talking about since last September was we need to start kinetically targeting
we need to start kinetically targeting disinformation actors so if you are a if
you're if you are a hold on well I'm holding the base button right here I'm
holding the base button right here I'm potentially not
potentially not American
American closer so if you are curious if you're a
closer so if you are curious if you're a civilian working in a Munitions factory
civilian working in a Munitions factory making artill Rollins for the enemy are
making artill Rollins for the enemy are you a valid Target hell yeah but if
you a valid Target hell yeah but if you're working in a disinformation only
you're working in a disinformation only because you can potentially be killing
because you can potentially be killing our guys MH okay
our guys MH okay so let's talk about affectors forget
so let's talk about affectors forget about weapons let's talk about effectors
about weapons let's talk about effectors when you buy a drill do you buy a drill
when you buy a drill do you buy a drill because you want a drill or do you buy a
because you want a drill or do you buy a drill because you want a
drill because you want a hole buy a drill because you want a hole
hole buy a drill because you want a hole right so a drill is a whole affector
right so a drill is a whole affector right it creates the hole at what point
right it creates the hole at what point are we sponsored by race
shut the [ __ ] up to be shut
up to be shut up hold on he used the term affector
up hold on he used the term affector that's north of Grumman hold on go ahead
that's north of Grumman hold on go ahead you bu Chase play just a random ad from
you bu Chase play just a random ad from Ron don't do that so you have let's get
Ron don't do that so you have let's get that rathon money let's go why do you
that rathon money let's go why do you use a weapon you don't use a you don't
use a weapon you don't use a you don't buy a Tomahawk missile cuz you want a
buy a Tomahawk missile cuz you want a Tomahawk missile you buy a tomahawk
Tomahawk missile you buy a tomahawk missile because you want an effect on a
missile because you want an effect on a Target you might want to destroy a
Target you might want to destroy a bridge now let's say you want to deny
bridge now let's say you want to deny the enemy the use of a bridge cool you
the enemy the use of a bridge cool you might use a missile or a bomb you might
might use a missile or a bomb you might use a Cyber attack have we declared war
use a Cyber attack have we declared war on this enemy we're already at pause
on this enemy we're already at pause just wait just it get good we're getting
just wait just it get good we're getting we're already at I'll I'm I'm strapped
we're already at I'll I'm I'm strapped in let's go so thank you Mak so much
in let's go so thank you Mak so much better and I'm ready to be gay leave the
better and I'm ready to be gay leave the politician hat off for 5 seconds
so so my fellow Americans I'm sorry if not that kind if a foreign bot Network
not that kind if a foreign bot Network tells a bunch of weak-minded college
tells a bunch of weak-minded college students to go shut down this bridge
students to go shut down this bridge because to support Taiwan and Taiwan has
because to support Taiwan and Taiwan has always been Chinese and by shutting down
always been Chinese and by shutting down this bridge you are fighting the
this bridge you are fighting the imperialist colonialist capitalist
imperialist colonialist capitalist United States of America who just wants
United States of America who just wants to use Taiwan for its
to use Taiwan for its resources that's a weapon as well it is
resources that's a weapon as well it is an information weapon and the effect is
an information weapon and the effect is the same as blowing up the bridge or
the same as blowing up the bridge or using a Cyber attack on the bridge it is
using a Cyber attack on the bridge it is exactly the same it is a weapon system
exactly the same it is a weapon system and these people who launch these weapon
and these people who launch these weapon systems need to be targeted and killed a
systems need to be targeted and killed a weapon system that we have been using in
weapon system that we have been using in almost virtually every country we have
almost virtually every country we have fingers in across the planet and are we
fingers in across the planet and are we allowed to be targeted the same way in
allowed to be targeted the same way in response well that's up to their lawyers
response well that's up to their lawyers but I'm not aware
but I'm not aware [Applause]
basik all right best answer
right best answer sir all right aren't you glad you waited
sir all right aren't you glad you waited yeah let him cook I not that I agree but
yeah let him cook I not that I agree but God damn
God damn and then you know what I'll
and then you know what I'll do I'll go home I'll crack open a beer
do I'll go home I'll crack open a beer I'll order a pizza and I'll watch the
I'll order a pizza and I'll watch the gats
gats Jesus and you know look you know what
godamn you know look I B some good [ __ ] last week last Sunday I gave a briefing
last week last Sunday I gave a briefing to the Ohio uh yeah to a a Jag judge
to the Ohio uh yeah to a a Jag judge adic at General continuing education
adic at General continuing education convention in Ohio and I laid out my
convention in Ohio and I laid out my case for this and I've been talking
case for this and I've been talking about this since September of last year
about this since September of last year we need to start killing these people
we need to start killing these people that if we are at War we need to start
that if we are at War we need to start kinetically targeting disinformation
kinetically targeting disinformation actors might just Target the building
actors might just Target the building might Target the data center we might
might Target the data center we might Target these individual people we might
Target these individual people we might use some stuff that's up close and
use some stuff that's up close and personal just to Beering I don't he
personal just to Beering I don't he you're targeting them for speech to be
you're targeting them for speech to be clear well hold on well they I'm
clear well hold on well they I'm targeting them for using a weapon system
targeting them for using a weapon system against the United States of America I
against the United States of America I have a question by weapon system you
have a question by weapon system you mean speech well it's speech that's
mean speech well it's speech that's inciting a certain kind of behavior so
inciting a certain kind of behavior so by speech that is inciting a certain
by speech that is inciting a certain Behavior you mean speech hold on hold on
Behavior you mean speech hold on hold on time out I think there might
time out I think there might be these people that the people that
be these people that the people that you're suggesting targeting are state
you're suggesting targeting are state funded actors that are going to a job
funded actors that are going to a job where they have a factory of
where they have a factory of cell phones with 50,000 social media
cell phones with 50,000 social media accounts and those are the targets I'm
accounts and those are the targets I'm not targeting somebody who said not like
not targeting somebody who said not like a
a [ __ ] if you want to be a so the only
[ __ ] if you want to be a so the only differentiation between those two things
differentiation between those two things is whether or not the person has the IQ
is whether or not the person has the IQ to know what they're talking about no
to know what they're talking about no the difference is that stuned state
the difference is that stuned state funded and has access it's a state
funded and has access it's a state funded weapon system look so I'll go
funded weapon system look so I'll go even further on that do I need to move
even further on that do I need to move do I need like it I'm right
do I need like it I'm right we were just talking about last episode
we were just talking about last episode military industrial complex or whatever
military industrial complex or whatever [ __ ] like you know redacted esque
[ __ ] like you know redacted esque company mhm funding these things so if
company mhm funding these things so if you're talking about America the
you're talking about America the military-industrial complex doesn't
military-industrial complex doesn't exist and well Eisenhower disagrees well
exist and well Eisenhower disagrees well you know who else said you know who else
you know who else said you know who else said words in
said words in 1963 Governor Wallace right who said
1963 Governor Wallace right who said like oh black people can't go also a
like oh black people can't go also a problem
up Eisenhower was right in 1970 1963 however by 1993 there was this event it
however by 1993 there was this event it was called jurass The Last Supper you're
was called jurass The Last Supper you're right Jurassic Park the Last Supper The
right Jurassic Park the Last Supper The Last Supper essentially all of the top
Last Supper essentially all of the top 15 defense contractors were brought into
15 defense contractors were brought into a room in the Pentagon and they were
a room in the Pentagon and they were told listen we don't have enough money
told listen we don't have enough money to pay you
to pay you all so you need to start merging or you
all so you need to start merging or you need to figure out how to cut costs and
need to figure out how to cut costs and shut down is that how Grumman became
shut down is that how Grumman became north of grum that's how Grumman became
north of grum that's how Grumman became north of gr that's how locked became
north of gr that's how locked became locked Martin That's How raon bought up
locked Martin That's How raon bought up ATK all these other companies oh it's
ATK all these other companies oh it's RTX now it's not RX the
RTX now it's not RX the military-industrial complex ceased to be
military-industrial complex ceased to be a problem after the 9s they did that
a problem after the 9s they did that honestly so listen take a wild guess how
honestly so listen take a wild guess how much this has gotten off the [ __ ]
much this has gotten off the [ __ ] rails in the last 10 minutes I a whole
rails in the last 10 minutes I a whole video about this you do not want you do
video about this you do not want you do not want to contest me on this I have
not want to contest me on this I have all that [ __ ] I said about no monopolies
all that [ __ ] I said about no monopolies that was wrong undo it
that was wrong undo it now
now the take a while guess the top five this
the take a while guess the top five this very intellectually stimul can I sit
very intellectually stimul can I sit here I kind of want to swap man no [ __ ]
here I kind of want to swap man no [ __ ] all
all right the top just in case they start
right the top just in case they start swinging the top five defense
swinging the top five defense contractors take a while get so much
contractors take a while get so much money they oh okay take a while guess
money they oh okay take a while guess how much money they made top five top
how much money they made top five top five of Defense you know locky Martin
five of Defense you know locky Martin North period uh last year 19 in uh 2023
North period uh last year 19 in uh 2023 600 no that's pretty low uh 2023 top
600 no that's pretty low uh 2023 top five all of them less than directly five
five all of them less than directly five the top five less than 20 billion I I
the top five less than 20 billion I I think I remember reading locked Martin
think I remember reading locked Martin makes like [ __ ] I want to say like $2
makes like [ __ ] I want to say like $2 million a second I would say dude it's
million a second I would say dude it's nuts it's Le okay I 13 I want to say
nuts it's Le okay I 13 I want to say 13.6 billion okay that was pretty less
13.6 billion okay that was pretty less than 20 yeah 13.6 billion that's to do
than 20 yeah 13.6 billion that's to do you know how much money Proctor and
you know how much money Proctor and Gamble makes made in 2023 who's Pro
Gamble makes made in 2023 who's Pro Proctor and Gamble for Proctor and G
Proctor and Gamble for Proctor and G they make but they when they make money
they make but they when they make money brown people don't
brown people don't die so directly they can choke
die so directly they can choke but Proctor and Gamble's a gaming
but Proctor and Gamble's a gaming company so Proctor and Gamble made 14
company so Proctor and Gamble made 14 about 14 billion doll last year so
about 14 billion doll last year so Proctor and Gamble makes more
Proctor and Gamble makes more money than top five defense companies
money than top five defense companies now explain to me now did they do that
now explain to me now did they do that in
in 2011 I did not grab the data for that
2011 I did not grab the data for that but I wonder why well look where are
but I wonder why well look where are these Peaks yeah let's look at Peaks and
these Peaks yeah let's look at Peaks and valleys I I can tell you this do you
valleys I I can tell you this do you person well maybe not you do you
person well maybe not you do you personally know anybody who works for a
personally know anybody who works for a defense contractor yes okay well you
defense contractor yes okay well you work firearm that's I'm I'm a mulligan I
work firearm that's I'm I'm a mulligan I get it yeah but for most of us name a
get it yeah but for most of us name a single person name a single person a
single person name a single person a single person Steve who works okay Steve
single person Steve who works okay Steve doesn't Steve's an
[ __ ] name a single person that works for defense
for defense cont white so what essentially what I'm
cont white so what essentially what I'm trying to say is that that companies
trying to say is that that companies like like I think it was Apple that made
like like I think it was Apple that made 80 97 billion
80 97 billion in 2023 they don't even they don't even
in 2023 they don't even they don't even hold a candle so if you're a congressman
hold a candle so if you're a congressman and you have apple in your office and
and you have apple in your office and you have a guy from locky Martin in your
you have a guy from locky Martin in your office and they both have a briefcase
office and they both have a briefcase full of money who are you inviting in
full of money who are you inviting in first well I can promise you as somebody
first well I can promise you as somebody who's seen the inside of that game which
who's seen the inside of that game which one shows up with the
suitcase one of them organically has the money so for the most part Steve shows
money so for the most part Steve shows up a lot of the time Steve's a [ __ ]
up a lot of the time Steve's a [ __ ] dick and he lives
dick and he lives there your counterargument they're not
there your counterargument they're not no longer existing milary industrial
no longer existing milary industrial complex that the north of brummond only
complex that the north of brummond only makes 11
makes 11 billion so when you when you compare it
billion so when you when you compare it to I think it's the S&P 500 I think that
to I think it's the S&P 500 I think that RTX is like number 55 so basically the
RTX is like number 55 so basically the whole idea behind the
whole idea behind the military-industrial complex is that the
military-industrial complex is that the government is buying planes and tanks
government is buying planes and tanks and ships that it can't really afford
and ships that it can't really afford but we're or we don't need but we're
but we're or we don't need but we're buying them anyway and we're doing it
buying them anyway and we're doing it because they apparently expire well
because they apparently expire well missiles expire they do the missiles
missiles expire they do the missiles expire you disagree dick Jamel will
expire you disagree dick Jamel will shoot you in the [ __ ] face it's it's
shoot you in the [ __ ] face it's it's you want to sit
you want to sit down 22 is expiring we need to pick it
down 22 is expiring we need to pick it up right sorry we're in the lightning
up right sorry we're in the lightning round now we're just [ __ ] around just
round now we're just [ __ ] around just swap out but the deal is that when you
swap out but the deal is that when you look at these companies how much money
look at these companies how much money they make they don't really make any
they make they don't really make any money least compared to only 11 billion
money least compared to only 11 billion at least compared to other companies
at least compared to other companies McDonald's Proctor and Gamble only the
McDonald's Proctor and Gamble only the top companies in the planet own do you
top companies in the planet own do you own any stock in lock Martin any of the
own any stock in lock Martin any of the top five defense I was one of the only
top five defense I was one of the only congressmen that was ever going to take
congressmen that was ever going to take office without owning stock no cuz I'm
office without owning stock no cuz I'm going to go to anybody here at this
going to go to anybody here at this table does anybody here own a defense
table does anybody here own a defense contractor stock no cuz I'm going to
contractor stock no cuz I'm going to heaven no you don't because they don't
heaven no you don't because they don't make any money does you know what do you
make any money does you know what do you own what do you own they ow they they
own what do you own they ow they they just made a lot M does anybody the table
just made a lot M does anybody the table own a 401k I or have a 401k I have there
own a 401k I or have a 401k I have there you go yeah the one who owns defense
you go yeah the one who owns defense Contracting so essentially you don't you
Contracting so essentially you don't you don't invest in defense contractors I
don't invest in defense contractors I work for a defense contractor I work for
work for a defense contractor I work for the Texas so nobody has any stock and
the Texas so nobody has any stock and Boe I don't have any stock and Boeing I
Boe I don't have any stock and Boeing I might have an index fund Bo kind of as
might have an index fund Bo kind of as soon as I found out that
falling out of the do I think this is yeah Lo Martin like
do I think this is yeah Lo Martin like triple let me talk have you ever tried
triple let me talk have you ever tried to sell a gun to like the state or to
to sell a gun to like the state or to State organization or something like
State organization or something like that they wouldn't pass the background
that they wouldn't pass the background check all right so look when uh I work
check all right so look when uh I work at the Taxas aramed lab it's a company
at the Taxas aramed lab it's a company that uses AI power drones to yeah that's
that uses AI power drones to yeah that's a big [ __ ] f six months that was a
a big [ __ ] f six months that was a month ago a lot of stocks went up but
month ago a lot of stocks went up but that was literally during the
that was literally during the assassination of uh president Trump that
assassination of uh president Trump that is what no uh when bid it was the
is what no uh when bid it was the assassination or when Biden uh when the
assassination or when Biden uh when the Iranian no Biden stepped down that was
Iranian no Biden stepped down that was one of those two things that we seen
one of those two things that we seen that giant oh no excuse me so have they
that giant oh no excuse me so have they have they released their profits for the
have they released their profits for the quarter cuz that's that's what you got
quarter cuz that's that's what you got you got to look at over hold on last
you got to look at over hold on last quarter question for Brandon because I
quarter question for Brandon because I know that you're very against like the
know that you're very against like the speech thing targeting government funded
speech thing targeting government funded agents about speech just playing Devil's
agents about speech just playing Devil's Advocate sure let's go for it like exp
Advocate sure let's go for it like exp the the Gen not generally the line for
the the Gen not generally the line for freedom of speech is a call to action to
freedom of speech is a call to action to for violence against other people so if
for violence against other people so if state funded actors are promoting
state funded actors are promoting violence against other people
violence against other people does that change your thought process in
does that change your thought process in order for that to be true in regards to
order for that to be true in regards to internation International diplomacy or
internation International diplomacy or different things overseas you would have
different things overseas you would have to also accept the fact that us calling
to also accept the fact that us calling for uh action within the UK riots would
for uh action within the UK riots would be grounds for the United or the United
be grounds for the United or the United Kingdom police to come extradite US
Kingdom police to come extradite US citizens just like they're talking about
citizens just like they're talking about doing not US citizens I'm talking about
doing not US citizens I'm talking about like state funded agents going to work
like state funded agents going to work for eight hours a day running a bot Farm
for eight hours a day running a bot Farm convincing Americans to try and do
convincing Americans to try and do sketchy [ __ ] what I think is that the
sketchy [ __ ] what I think is that the and this is what I think for most of
and this is what I think for most of social media to be honest like and and
social media to be honest like and and this is a very it's a nuanced
this is a very it's a nuanced topic I don't think that any of the laws
topic I don't think that any of the laws have been written or any of the the
have been written or any of the the rulings that have been made about the
rulings that have been made about the laws that are on the books have
laws that are on the books have considered the ramifications behind what
considered the ramifications behind what has happened in the last 5 10 years
has happened in the last 5 10 years that's fair that's fair I I feel like
that's fair that's fair I I feel like there's no actual legal precedent behind
there's no actual legal precedent behind it we've not found the line do you agree
it we've not found the line do you agree with that we haven't found the line line
with that we haven't found the line line of of when you can kinetically Target
of of when you can kinetically Target someone because we're trying to figure
someone because we're trying to figure that out now that's this over here like
that out now that's this over here like I can do it right now actually what do
I can do it right now actually what do you think I was going on the plan's
you think I was going on the plan's Wi-Fi on the way here that wasn't
Wi-Fi on the way here that wasn't exactly what I said but it's it's close
exactly what I said but it's it's close it's uh look you know look I just find
it's uh look you know look I just find him I just find him I don't do the
him I just find him I don't do the weapon earring and you
weapon earring and you know when terrifying human I know how
know when terrifying human I know how deep are we the Fedora is getting more
deep are we the Fedora is getting more and
and menacing time goes
on so am I you thought it was Ry MC Beth this is El
this is El chopp am I an Iron Dome Target if I say
chopp am I an Iron Dome Target if I say it was 5.9 million [ __ ] you boys ever
it was 5.9 million [ __ ] you boys ever played shuffle board with a
to figure it out I'm just bringing it up that it's a problem and we need to start
that it's a problem and we need to start we need to start thinking about this
we need to start thinking about this because I guarantee you that the day
because I guarantee you that the day China decides to invade Taiwan it's
China decides to invade Taiwan it's probably going to be in 2027 got three
probably going to be in 2027 got three years before this happens I'll take all
years before this happens I'll take all my [ __ ] uh AMD stocks out the day the
my [ __ ] uh AMD stocks out the day the day China decides to do that I guarantee
day China decides to do that I guarantee you the next thing that's going to
you the next thing that's going to happen is China is going to a wage an
happen is China is going to a wage an information Warfare campaign over the
information Warfare campaign over the internet and say to Young impressionable
internet and say to Young impressionable college students go to the nearest Naval
college students go to the nearest Naval base and glue yourself to the ship for
base and glue yourself to the ship for China because Taiwan is being influenced
China because Taiwan is being influenced by the capitalist imperialist Colonial
by the capitalist imperialist Colonial every time someone says China I think it
every time someone says China I think it was that video Donald Trump don't listen
was that video Donald Trump don't listen to China China is CH is [ __ ] video I
to China China is CH is [ __ ] video I don't think you're wrong I really like
don't think you're wrong I really like so like let me just like I know I've
so like let me just like I know I've kind of played ironically let's kill
kind of played ironically let's kill people together I'm I'm getting there
people together I'm I'm getting there I'm getting there that's the opener of
I'm getting there that's the opener of the [ __ ] thing right
the shortest intro ever a
ever a rainbow let's kill people together
rainbow let's kill people together they're like man that intro beat was
they're like man that intro beat was only one
only one second oh man the more you
second oh man the more you know [ __ ] Christ I I don't think
know [ __ ] Christ I I don't think you're wrong on that I still cold sober
you're wrong on that I still cold sober of course as he mo whis I don't believe
of course as he mo whis I don't believe you there are definitely ramifications
you there are definitely ramifications that will come to the stuff but I I
that will come to the stuff but I I don't I don't necessarily think you're
don't I don't necessarily think you're wrong and that will be the best way that
wrong and that will be the best way that that is going to be n that they use to
that is going to be n that they use to Target I mean damn it if you do damn if
Target I mean damn it if you do damn if you don't we can't take it to court and
you don't we can't take it to court and figure out what's right and wrong until
figure out what's right and wrong until somebody at least does it
somebody at least does it once I think like we need you to do
once I think like we need you to do Canada light this Scandal is what Nick's
Canada light this Scandal is what Nick's saying look Canada and Poland are both
saying look Canada and Poland are both itching for some War crime so I say we
itching for some War crime so I say we just put them in the shoot let them
just put them in the shoot let them figure it the [ __ ] out oh my God we've
figure it the [ __ ] out oh my God we've been Rangers lead the way for the last
been Rangers lead the way for the last 25 years go ahead we'll just slide you
25 years go ahead we'll just slide you guys some missiles that are about to
guys some missiles that are about to expire and [ __ ] give you a I let you
do I mean well I I wonder what what happened to the other moabs that were
happened to the other moabs that were expiring to be honest have you seen like
expiring to be honest have you seen like the Communist party that was marching
the Communist party that was marching through Philadelphia and then the new
through Philadelphia and then the new communist party released a like a
communist party released a like a propaganda video to announce the new
propaganda video to announce the new communist party they look so [ __ ] gay
communist party they look so [ __ ] gay bro did you find out why there there's
bro did you find out why there there's been a Communist party in America since
been a Communist party in America since like 1906 or some [ __ ] do you know why
like 1906 or some [ __ ] do you know why they had to launch the new communist
they had to launch the new communist party you're never going to guess oh God
party you're never going to guess oh God this is going to be good give it a guess
this is going to be good give it a guess is it branding
is it branding merchandising in their mission statement
merchandising in their mission statement they said that they had to start the new
they said that they had to start the new communist party because the old
communist party because the old Communist party was too
corrupt and then and then in their propaganda video they've got like all
propaganda video they've got like all this badass like blue collar like very
this badass like blue collar like very Soviet era work together [ __ ]
Soviet era work together [ __ ] they've got like a welder welding on a
they've got like a welder welding on a pipe and they've got whatever whatever
pipe and they've got whatever whatever and then they've got a [ __ ] Harvester
and then they've got a [ __ ] Harvester you know like a combine except it's
you know like a combine except it's white and it's got the new communist
white and it's got the new communist logo on the side except it's not
logo on the side except it's not harvesting anything so even in their
harvesting anything so even in their commercials where they don't have food
commercials where they don't have food you [ __ ] still can't even
you [ __ ] still can't even imagine feeding people it's incredible I
imagine feeding people it's incredible I think it's great that also like fake
think it's great that also like fake communism in a capitalist country didn't
communism in a capitalist country didn't even work so they had to come up with
even work so they had to come up with new communism [ __ ] they didn't even have
new communism [ __ ] they didn't even have any power yet I was I was I was watching
any power yet I was I was I was watching it I I love watching debates and I was
it I I love watching debates and I was watching this like super hardcore
watching this like super hardcore legitimate Pro communist guy just debate
legitimate Pro communist guy just debate with Destiny somebody that read a book
with Destiny somebody that read a book no and he from you he he brought up
no and he from you he he brought up China and he's like I don't like
China and he's like I don't like communism because ma dong killed 40 to
communism because ma dong killed 40 to 80 million people and the dude's like
80 million people and the dude's like well yeah there was some death during
well yeah there was some death during the Revolutionary phase but you know
the Revolutionary phase but you know after after the Revolutionary phase
after after the Revolutionary phase China actually saw the biggest rise in
China actually saw the biggest rise in the standard of living thanks to
the standard of living thanks to everywhere else in the world no [ __ ]
everywhere else in the world no [ __ ] that the breadline got 80 million
that the breadline got 80 million [ __ ] shorter Brandon it's
what do you mean I didn't realize that we could just
mean I didn't realize that we could just kill the week and be like oh [ __ ] the
kill the week and be like oh [ __ ] the problem solved now after the 10% culling
problem solved now after the 10% culling [ __ ] an American comes along like hey
[ __ ] an American comes along like hey I I need people to build an iPhone
I I need people to build an iPhone you're like yes
you're like yes sir we'll do it how do how do you feel
sir we'll do it how do how do you feel about communist Ryan oh I like
about communist Ryan oh I like Communists I've I've caught
Communists I've I've caught on you know I there there was that old
on you know I there there was that old saying kill aami for mommy like I I I'm
saying kill aami for mommy like I I I'm old never heard of this old
old never heard of this old S I guess I you know slap another magine
S I guess I you know slap another magine right into my M16 cuz all I ever want to
right into my M16 cuz all I ever want to see are bodies bleeding bodies you never
see are bodies bleeding bodies you never heard that Cadence pull a pin on the
heard that Cadence pull a pin on the Hang grenade should have seen the mess I
Hang grenade should have seen the mess I made cuz all I ever want to see are
made cuz all I ever want to see are bodies bleeding bodies no why did you
bodies bleeding bodies no why did you sing it like Frank for fire on the ice
sing it like Frank for fire on the ice cream truck I guess those kids were out
cream truck I guess those kids were out of luck but all I ever want to see are
of luck but all I ever want to see are bodies bleeding bodies I would love to
bodies bleeding bodies I would love to run with you I get her soldiers were so
run with you I get her soldiers were so high the city got to get away you want
high the city got to get away you want to sing I ever see
to sing I ever see you if you have a [ __ ] yacht next
you if you have a [ __ ] yacht next year I'm going to know was
year I'm going to know was right hey R cut us all in okay there's a
right hey R cut us all in okay there's a lot less bots on Twitter I wonder what
lot less bots on Twitter I wonder what Ryan's
Ryan's do B bleeding
do B bleeding bodies just bought a Jet you never sang
bodies just bought a Jet you never sang that Cadence I guess I'm a little older
that Cadence I guess I'm a little older this is back when we had like the whole
this is back when we had like the whole like killing Comm thing you know there
like killing Comm thing you know there the Twitter trolls disappear and the
the Twitter trolls disappear and the government's like we don't have any
government's like we don't have any missiles that are about to expire like
missiles that are about to expire like that's that's the process
that's that's the process there was like I wish all the
there was like I wish all the ladies were p on a
ladies were p on a shelf and now was the
shelf and now was the baker I'd eat them all
baker I'd eat them all myself I said hey
myself I said hey Pasa hey
Pasa hey Bara left right left right left right I
Bara left right left right left right I the military had more soul back all I
the military had more soul back all I had was killing the baby Sergeant
had was killing the baby Sergeant Johnson out would have ran [ __ ] all
Johnson out would have ran [ __ ] all day long look this dude's really good I
day long look this dude's really good I get a repeat
get a repeat of 19 times during a [ __ ] run well I
of 19 times during a [ __ ] run well I never I told you my watch story I don't
never I told you my watch story I don't know if I should tell that story on here
know if I should tell that story on here oh yeah I mean you can if you want
oh yeah I mean you can if you want actually hold we'll do it on the after
actually hold we'll do it on the after show Brandon you want to I got I got
show Brandon you want to I got I got this one join us on the after show where
this one join us on the after show where Eli double tap is going to buttchug an
Eli double tap is going to buttchug an entire bottle of calamine lotion
entire bottle of calamine lotion with on the rim
with on the rim sir we're getting some old paper I'm
sir we're getting some old paper I'm sorry go ahead like saying that that's
sorry go ahead like saying that that's fine you just got to close out
fine you just got to close out everyone's names too got Eli double tap
everyone's names too got Eli double tap Nick the fat electrician Ryan mcbath
Nick the fat electrician Ryan mcbath myself and habitual line Crosser we will
myself and habitual line Crosser we will see you at the after show first where do
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