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[Music]
I smoke
and ignite the fire. I smoke weed and
I'm going to show you an image. You tell
me what I'm showing you. Megatron.
That's a vagina. [Music]
Dude, why is that guy so good at bowling?
bowling?
Do you think they'll actually have staples?
staples?
No way.
Yes. Wait, you know what this means?
Come on.
HEY, SIR. ALL MY FRIENDS hate me and
they think I'm an idiot. HAVE A NICE DAY.
DAY.
HEY, I'm hungry. You want to go get
Taco Bell Jinx? You owe me a kiss on the lips.
lips.
Is this my label? Yep.
Yep. H
Supreme Court. Is that like Supreme the
company? Cuz that's [ __ ] tight.
I'm not this light. Money doesn't grow
on trees. Well, actually, most currency
is made out of cotton fiber, and cotton
is known to grow from bushes to trees.
So, tech. Wait, what are you doing?
Science fair project. I just found out
hamsters are allergic
to what? Being underwater for 10 minutes.
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
If it wasn't for Pokémon Go, I would
have never walked out and realized that
my neighbor's minivan caught on fire. [Music]
I'm exhausted. Yeah, you're really
sweaty, dude. You should have seen the
other guy. Girl, your mom. What? What? What?
What?
I want a divorce.
Me, too.
All right. Right.
Right. [Music]
[Music]
I don't trust something like that.
I'm ready to buy right now.
Open that.
I will not buy if you want me to get
naked. I don't feel
Okay, so I just found out I had the
remote in my hand the entire time I was
looking for the reason to stay alive.
Like, it's the funny
P it on up till I can't even think no more.
Thank you.
No thank you. Aakia, I hope I look just
like you.
Tomorrow's Sunday. What you doing?
Thinking about just wearing this hat.
Why? Well, you better be going to church.
church.
You better be going to church.
Hey guys, thanks for watching my new
She's beautiful.
Listen, dude. If we're going to be famous.
famous.
What was that? Matube.
Matube. What?
What? Matub.
Matub.
Somebody just asked me what Barack
Obama's last name is. Like, am I
supposed to know that?
How's home school going?
Really good. My teacher is so hot. Yo,
isn't that like your mom? No, it's not
like my mom. It is
Oh, wow.
That's amazing.
That's my wife.
That's your wife.
So proud.
Sure, you may be verified on Twitter,
but are you verified in the eyes of God?
You know, Canadian girls are real
intuitive, so you have to make sure to
be subtle with your intentions.
We should [ __ ] Eh,
son, are you high? No, I'm actually kind
of depressed. Good. I'm glad that you're
not high. I'm keep up the good work.
You know what? [ __ ] you if you eat all
the time but never gain weight. Like,
whose dick are you sucking to stay
skinny, [ __ ] Hello.
Hello.
Dad. Good night. Okay,
[Music] problem.
problem.
Dude, that was really good. Thanks, bro.
Should we kiss? I mean, it'd be wrong if
we didn't.
Oh my god. Look at it. his tiny little
legs. Oh, they probably got blown off by
a grenade in Vietnam. Oh my god.
Hey guys, good alternative to recycling
when you're done with a glass bottle.
Eat it. [ __ ] eat the bottle. Hey
guys, my name is Alex. Uh, my favorite
animal is probably Jurassic Park. Uh, I
love homework and I love hitting the
nigh neigh.
Do you guys want to see something really funny?
funny?
Here's Jello. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
Hey, do you vape?
You don't have to be a dick about it.
What are you doing on the roof, Uncle Alec?
Alec?
I lost my Frisbee.
Are you smoking crack up there? Yeah.
[Music]
he he wanted that popcorn and he was
going to enjoy every last kernel. I went
to school and I was like, you know, I
saw a pair of boobs online and my
[Music]
Lincoln Gills, man or dolphin,
where'd he go? Oh my god.
Hey guys, today we're watching the
liberal propaganda film about an illegal
[Applause]
Oh, my nipples just got hard. [Music]
Hello. Yo, what is there to do, man? I'm bored.
bored.
You don't have to keep telling me, bro.
I know you're bored. [Music]
[Music]
And then I was like,
What's wrong? My dog just got ran over.
Hey, well, shut up for a second. Any
Patrick, why are you listening to jazz
from the 1920s?
Because I identify as a coal miner from
the Great Depression.
I I hid the body. I hid it well, but
there's still there's like blood in my
truck. And what are you are you filming
right now? Are you filming, dude?
Yo, Chris, are you going to Dude, come
on. DON'T FILM ME, MAN.
You got a question over there? Said this
is high school geometry. Yeah. Are you
in the wrong class? Sort of. I'm
supposed to be in college right now. How
Oh, wow. That's good.
Excuse me, miss. Oh, I'm sorry. You have
a stick on your head.
Are you looking for a fast, reliable
internet connection? All at a fair price.
price.
[ __ ] you. [Music]
So, you like want to kiss? Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
I don't know. I've never done [Music]
[Music]
So, are you into guys with big hearts?
No, I'm more into bad boys.
Well, then today's your lucky day.
I'm a pretty easygoing guy and I love
video games.
Tell me where you live, [ __ ] I WILL BE
AT YOUR HOUSE. Let's
get it off and let me blow your mind.
No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no socks,
no underwear. Okay, I think I'm good.
Cinderella, why do you want to go to the
ball? Cuz stepmother, ball is life. [Music]
We're sliding. Chloe. Chloe, IT'S NOT MY
FAULT. NOT MY FAULT. OH MY GOD. Oh my
[ __ ] you.
Step up in this [ __ ] like
the one your [ __ ] like.
Hey mom, you want to make a vine?
[ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, little [ __ ] boy.
Little [ __ ] [ __ ] boy. Baby [ __ ]
I made a goal to lose 15 lbs by the end
of this month, but looks like I'm not
going to make it, so I saw my arm off. A
little weird, but kind of cool.
You have a beautiful smile.
Thank you. You're not that handsome.
Wow. Thanks.
Jeez, Morty, what the [ __ ] are we doing?
Oh, man. 6 seconds. 6 seconds of content.
content. [Music]
[Music]
Okay. Wow. Wow.
Wow.
Oh, the fish got off. It's probably cuz
God's angry. Angry at what? Gay marriage.
marriage.
Okay. See, this is why I don't go
Want a little bit? America.
America. [Music]
[Music]
[ __ ] yeah.
What do you do? I'm an entrepreneur. So,
what do you do? Well, I Well, I did this
I haven't h [Music]
been taken over by soulless stupid
creatures. OH, NO. HERE THEY COME.
What's up, [ __ ] How'd you know what I
ate yesterday?
IT'S PORNO TIME. INTERRACIAL lesbian footake.
Keep drinking, Stacy. Don't be boring.
God, I want her to [ __ ] pass out so
someone finally notices me.
Mom, it's a girl. You're going to have a
granddaughter. I'll text you THE PHOTOS.
MILLENNIALS ALWAYS TEXTING.
Bush did 9/11.
Cheney did 911.
Oprah did 911.
The cheesecake. The cheesecake. The
cheesecake. The cheesecake. The cheese.
I don't know why my entire Instagram
feed is just pictures of food. Check it out.
All right, smile.
Perfect. Now do a silly one. Honito,
[Music]
Bonus me.
Um, today is uh cement awareness month
and I just wanted to shine light on that
is actually styrofoam, believe it or
not. You can never tell these days cuz
Okay, that's real cement. I almost said
semen. Excuse me. I'm doing a video for
Yo, what if food smoked weed? [Music]
[Music]
What's up, guys? Um, 420 Gucci Gang. Um,
my mom took my vape because failing
English and like I don't even care, man.
Karen, you can suck my dick. You and Shakespeare.
Shakespeare.
Your dog is so cute. Thank you so much.
[Applause] [Music]
Heat up here. [Music]
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