0:08 I'm a size queen. I like big dicks.
0:19 [Music]
0:20 Yeah.
0:25 Specialist. They don't know the history,
0:27 my [ __ ]
0:31 We were spinning the V years ago,
0:34 man. You know what I mean?
0:39 Yeah. Yo, squeeze fire. Two strikes out,
0:42 three prior. You grew when you went from
0:45 the toast to the deep fryers. Can't keep
0:47 [ __ ] afloat. I need divers. Can't keep
0:50 grips in my coat. No virus. East from
0:54 the north. Exact. The phony ain't said a
0:56 word while the horses pack. [ __ ] [ __ ]
0:59 the crawers up. Bring the porches back.
1:01 Too late. I chew grapes a cork and lax.
1:04 You ate a blue cake with a learn me
1:07 something. You going to always have to
1:08 give your attorney something. This thing
1:11 of ours. They acting like they worthy of
1:13 it. My thing applaud. Clapping like dirt
1:16 something. Standing no v. Can't trust a
1:18 man who don't pray. Oy. No way. Give
1:21 them four days.
1:24 This [ __ ] is not for everyone, but I got
1:26 shots for
1:28 everyone. A day I smoke. I drove from NY
1:32 to South Beach with bricks in the round
1:34 with sweet. You know that I ain't
1:36 worried about police. I'm hiding out
1:38 overseas in a small city that's south of
1:40 Greece. I listen when my accountant
1:43 speak. Told my [ __ ] is to stay down
1:45 with me. You get a house of peace. Grab
1:47 a pistol when I'm about to sleep. When
1:49 you a wolf, only way that they get you
1:51 is when you counting sheep. Far streets,
1:54 man. I been indebted. 21hour road trips.
1:57 I still feeling energetic. Give me the
2:00 cash or I give them credit. All my cars
2:02 take premium gas. I never get
2:06 unladed. Why every time I promise a big
2:10 I forget I said it. Get high and forget
2:12 where I'm headed. [ __ ] a Uber and a
2:15 lift. Your ride going to be a paramedic.
2:18 Trust 38 strategies, [ __ ] It's coming,
2:22 [ __ ] Y got seven days to this
2:24 [ __ ]
2:26 comes. You know what I'm
2:28 saying? Five shots. Five shots. And I
2:33 produce everything on this [ __ ]
2:34 You know what I'm saying? And y'all
2:36 won't hear none of this on that raw
2:38 [ __ ] Know what I'm saying?
2:46 [Music]
2:53 up.
2:56 [Music]
2:59 Yeah.
3:01 [Music]
3:10 Yeah.
3:12 breasts.
3:15 [Music]
3:34 Up even crowder.
3:41 Yeah.
3:43 [Music]
3:52 Yeah.
3:54 Breasts.
3:56 [Music]
4:02 Yeah.
4:04 [Music]
4:11 Tacoma weapon weapon.
4:17 I like big dicks.
4:20 [Music]
4:23 Dicks.
4:28 Yeah.
4:30 [Music]
4:39 Yeah.
4:41 [Music]
4:49 Yeah. What's up everybody?
4:56 Yeah, I'm I'm back for now. Shut up
4:59 birds.
5:01 Um, got an interesting project coming up
5:05 Friday,
5:07 uh, where I talk about me being 42
5:11 gaming and what I've seen. Uh, it's been
5:15 a while since I know I've done a video
5:17 like five plus years ago that was semi
5:19 similar, but a lot has changed in five
5:22 years in the gaming industry. I think
5:24 many of you are seeing that now. Hello.
5:28 How are you? Glamorous Frog, Juicy
5:31 BCH, and I'm from a weird generation
5:34 where I got to see gaming. I mean, it's
5:37 I mean, the Atari 2600 came out in the
5:40 late '7s. I wasn't even born yet. Um,
5:43 but I was there for like
5:46 97% of seeing the industry basically
5:50 from the beginning. I mean, not if you
5:52 want to go into the Magnavox Odyssey, if
5:55 you want to get ridiculous, but when it
5:58 really started to form until what it is
6:01 now, you
6:03 know, ah, gaming is in a dry spell is
6:07 kind of a
6:10 understatement. A lot of companies
6:12 shutting
6:14 down. Jay ate hairy Twinkies. What do
6:17 you mean hairy Twinkies?
6:20 How is a Twinkie hairy? Like actual uh
6:24 hair. I'm assuming not
6:30 uh jumped on the hood and started a Tik
6:32 Tok. And you became a relationship
6:34 advice
6:38 guru. What's up, Jessica? How are you?
6:40 I'll be back to streaming on it more.
6:42 It's not even that like, oh, I needed a
6:45 mental health break. Like, it is what it
6:48 is. It's not even about that. It's like,
6:50 yeah, I've been doing bigger [ __ ] I'm
6:53 not making an announcement on the main
6:55 channel. I would like to get a
6:57 retrospective for Elden Ring. That's why
6:59 I'm replaying through it again.
7:02 Um, I've only beaten the Elden Beast
7:05 once, but I'm right out of it. I I I
7:08 beat him on the I beat the game on the
7:10 Series X.
7:15 Uh, I beat the game on. Sorry, I was
7:18 looking at something on my phone.
7:19 Something popped up. I beat the game on
7:21 the Series X. I'm at Elden Beast on PC,
7:24 but I'm doing a new build and recording
7:27 it. He out ofdate Japanese Twinkies.
7:31 That's [ __ ] play with fire,
7:35 dude. Course I saw him saying that he
7:38 threw up. Of course you're going to
7:39 [ __ ] throw up doing that.
7:43 So, I don't expect this to be a big
7:45 stream. I'm gaming. I know how my
7:47 audience feels about gaming, but I feel
7:49 like gaming.
7:51 Um, and this is being this is coming
7:55 from the man computer, by the way, the
7:58 the man
8:01 cube. Uh, I don't know if Jay is still
8:04 sick. Fun fact, all the videos you've
8:07 seen edited minus one have been on the
8:10 Man Cube. It's actually easier to
8:14 uh edit on there than it is on the
8:22 uh Thread Ripper. I could not think of
8:25 the [ __ ] name of Thread Ripper.
8:30 So, I like I'm like because I was going
8:32 to pop the video up today talking about
8:35 gaming and being 42 and I'm like, "Nah,
8:37 that let me go a little bit more in on
8:40 this [ __ ] If I'm doing the [ __ ] that I
8:42 promise, let me go in. Let me not just
8:45 [ __ ]
8:49 uh let me not just like, you know, news
8:53 story it. Let me go
8:57 in. how much to review Elden
9:01 Ring. Oh, I almost said the name of
9:03 someone who used
9:08 Streamlabs. Well,
9:10 dude, it's funny because I I've made an
9:13 outline for the video. Like, yeah, I'm
9:15 actually doing things I kind of
9:17 promised. Um,
9:26 and yeah, how about you kiss my [ __ ]
9:28 ass and lick my balls?
9:32 XQC donated $10. Oh, no. Dude, dude,
9:35 chat chat. Why is Dickers sold man?
9:37 Dickers is so old he going to make a
9:39 video about being old. Chat chat so old
9:41 that he can't get his bing bong to get
9:42 erect anymore. Chat, dude, dude, dude.
9:44 Elden R. Just like Dickers is a man and
9:47 Quantum is also a man but a man of
9:49 breastfeeding chat chat gaming dickers.
9:53 Listen um first off that the way she
9:56 does the XQC imitation is [ __ ]
9:59 phenomenal. But I what I was saying
10:02 which ties into your Streamlabs is the
10:05 writing was I remember when I downloaded
10:07 my first MP3. It was a song from the
10:10 Symphony of the Night
10:13 soundtrack. Yeah. We got Nick Bird. We
10:15 got the bird staring. I got more pillows
10:17 coming for Nick Cage for the interim
10:20 studio.
10:25 Um, so I remember thinking, damn. And
10:30 you
10:31 know, it was funny because it was on a
10:33 Pentium 60
10:35 megahertz and it was so slow that it it
10:39 like it would skip every 10 seconds
10:41 because it had to uncompress the MP3
10:43 because an MP3 is compressed audio and
10:45 it didn't have the grunt to do it. But
10:47 those 10 seconds I'm like, man, this
10:49 sounds almost as good as CD. This is the
10:51 future. And it kind of was. That was the
10:55 beginning of
10:57 uh us consuming content digitally. And
11:00 then look what happened with
11:02 Napster. Then you could go into Netflix.
11:06 Netflix started out where they gave DVDs
11:08 to your door and then they went into
11:10 streaming. Then they tried cloud gaming
11:13 even back in like 2011 with on live. You
11:16 could go to classic game room. I
11:18 remember him reviewing. He was playing I
11:20 think Assassin's Creed with on live. and
11:22 this is in
11:23 2011. So, the signs of us being where we
11:27 are
11:29 um have been around for a while and I
11:32 just don't think the gaming
11:35 industry knows exact like they're
11:38 they're thinking they know what the next
11:40 step is but they kind of really
11:43 don't.
11:44 [Music]
11:47 Um so it's like you know it Microsoft's
11:51 funny. make it like they're bowing out.
11:52 Then they're talking about how their
11:54 nextG console is going to be the most
11:55 powerful console, but then they want
11:57 their games to be everywhere, but then
11:59 not all of their games to be everywhere.
12:01 Like they no one really knows what the
12:03 [ __ ] is going to happen next.
12:09 Nobody, you know, like like me. I mean,
12:12 I have pl I plan [ __ ] It I don't know
12:15 if it's going to work out. kind of like
12:18 Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo right now.
12:20 You know, there's similarities in many
12:24 ways with me aging with the gaming
12:26 industry. Kind of going to bring that up
12:28 in the video,
12:34 too. What happened with Robo
12:37 Taco and Izzy Bell? I see
12:45 you. I love your new pro. Let me get to
12:48 the super chats real quick. Again, I
12:50 expect this to be a significantly
12:52 smaller stream because I I get Phil
12:55 numbers when I play games because I know
12:57 it's not, you know, I'm not the most
13:00 exciting game streamer, but bought an 18
13:04 terbte hard drive today for all the
13:05 Elder Ring footage I've had. I have a
13:08 lot. I would be very sad if I lost that.
13:15 I don't even know if the 18 terabytes in
13:17 the end is going to be a much depending
13:18 how much of the game I
13:22 complete. Might be time for dad to get a
13:25 Naz finally or not. Whatever. I can't
13:27 say Nas. Nas is the
13:32 rapper. Yeah, dude. I'm not into games
13:34 like F. I mean, obviously I could play
13:36 RPGs. Elden Ring isn't technically an
13:39 RPG, but like once there's too much
13:43 dialogue and emo hair and and I mean I
13:46 love birds,
13:50 but you
13:54 know, you know what I think what
13:56 happened with CO actually I think it's
13:58 the reverse man. I think that I mean
14:00 obviously CO [ __ ] up development of
14:02 games. Okay.
14:06 Ah,
14:08 but it kind of falsely inflated the
14:12 numbers because you had a lot of people
14:14 that were home. There were still a lot
14:16 of people that were employed working
14:18 from
14:19 home. Um, and a lot of people had spare
14:22 time and then you had new consoles come
14:24 out and everyone was like, "Yo, okay,
14:27 this will be something to do while we're
14:29 cooped up in the
14:31 house." Boogie is losing his [ __ ] on
14:33 LCA.
14:38 Why you telling me this? Why are you
14:40 tempting me with the forbidden
14:47 fruit? What's up,
14:53 Mari? And I think it's also too it's not
14:56 even and then you have all these these
14:59 developers. What was it that Warner
15:00 Brothers is saying that they're just
15:02 going like how many more companies do
15:05 you need to see [ __ ] [ __ ] up and
15:07 fold because they're trying to do games
15:10 as service
15:11 [ __ ] But the problem is is they all
15:14 see that Fortnite money. Like to them
15:16 it's worth risking destroying an entire
15:18 company because the executives who make
15:20 these decisions they don't really they
15:24 either have insane
15:27 profits or worst comes to worse they
15:29 already have millions in the bank. They
15:31 never have to work another day in their
15:32 life and they'll leave with the golden
15:34 parachute even if it was their decisions
15:36 that destroyed the
15:41 company. you
15:43 know, so it's why we're going to
15:45 continue to see it because everyone's
15:48 trying to get that thing where I mean,
15:50 and I see it, too. Yeah. Older
15:53 generations are the ones that are
15:55 actually gaming, but who are the ones
15:56 that are most enthusiastic? I see it
15:58 with my son. He wants new skins in
16:02 Fortnite. They're the ones who badger
16:04 their parents. And that's why they're
16:05 all like, "Man, I want to make a game
16:08 where there's seasons and new skins and
16:11 Eminem skins and all that
16:15 [ __ ] Why is it one of the toughest
16:17 nights of your life, Andrew? You
16:22 okay, dude? Are you going to make me
16:28 change? All right, let's watch some
16:30 [ __ ] Low. I haven't streamed in a
16:37 while. I'll change the name.
16:41 Watching
16:47 cow. And I'll change the thumbnail to
16:52 Boogie. Is Boogie
16:55 screaming? Can I find I'm sure there is
16:57 a still image of him screaming.
17:02 Yep. That took
17:04 about two
17:07 [Laughter]
17:10 seconds. Jesus Christ. That was way
17:13 easier than I thought it was going to
17:15 be,
17:16 son. Oh god, that is great. God bless.
17:20 God bless. Is it going to let me get a
17:23 JPEG large?
17:32 Go to my downloads
17:35 here. Where is
17:37 it?
17:41 Uh, where the [ __ ] did it
17:46 go? Oh, because it's a JPEG large. All
17:49 right, I have to enlarge
17:53 it. Wish it was that easy to do that
17:55 with me.
17:59 Um, sorry YouTube. I have to enlarge it
18:03 for
18:04 you. You know, I'll keep this image too
18:07 in my thumbs folder because I am sure
18:11 there'll be a reason I need this with
18:12 Boogie
18:19 again. I'll name it Boogie.
18:35 Where is Boogie? There he is. There he
18:38 is looking
18:44 lovely. Plumbers, we'll do a different
18:47 stream for that. Brian27, thank you for
18:50 being a
18:52 member. Uh, I am mostly back. Uh, Nick
18:57 Bird, Cage, Neil, they are out of date
18:59 Japanese Twinkies. That was probably the
19:01 stupidest [ __ ] thing he did. He's
19:02 lucky he didn't have to go to the
19:04 ER. Shout out to Justin Ro for You're
19:08 absolutely amazing. And someone did
19:09 breastfeed at the
19:12 game. I've been working on other stuff,
19:15 dude.
19:16 It was nice being
19:19 uh just quiet too. I worked on music. I
19:24 personally Ido himself actually liked
19:27 it. Shout out to Ido of the remix I did
19:30 of one of his
19:32 songs. Um I've been recording
19:43 footage. I'm not seeing what you're
19:46 saying,
19:48 Quasi. I'll look later,
19:53 bro. So, I've been doing some [ __ ] man.
19:57 It's not that I've been uh, you know,
20:00 looking at a wall waiting for my shrimp.
20:03 I Dude, I haven't had time yet, man. And
20:05 when I've been playing a game, I've been
20:07 playing a game and capturing footage
20:09 with a purpose, Google fish. It's like I
20:12 have Hell Divers installed and like and
20:14 I'm so [ __ ] tempted to play it, but
20:16 I'm like I'm wrong. I should be
20:19 capturing footage and I don't. I was up
20:22 until the wee hours of the morning last
20:24 night capturing footage and transferring
20:27 footage and capturing footage and
20:29 transferring
20:36 footage. It I didn't generate that yet.
20:39 I have like 600
20:42 gigabytes.
20:44 Um, actually, I could tell you I have
20:47 the thing. Well, we when I I'll look
20:49 later, but I think it's about 600 gigs.
20:52 Dude, it's it's
20:55 4K even though it even and it always
20:58 records in 4K. Even though what I I've
21:00 mixed up the computers I've been playing
21:02 on
21:04 um some has been in native 4K on it'll
21:08 look still look fine in the final video,
21:09 but some has been native 4K and recorded
21:12 right in Nvidia software on my my Beast
21:15 rig which has a weird problem where I
21:18 blow on the back. I know I mentioned
21:20 this in the previous stream and it shuts
21:24 off. Someone [ __ ] explain that one to
21:27 me.
21:32 Um, I played some on another minis forum
21:36 computer with dedicated graphics which
21:37 I'm
21:42 reviewing. Uh, and I did some on the man
21:45 cube. All looks good. And in the end, if
21:48 it's upscaled to 4K 30, it'll look just
21:51 fine. No matter what I play it on, I'm
21:53 playing so long as like I'm not going
21:55 from like maximum or high settings,
21:58 which pretty much look the same in Elder
22:00 Ring, at least from what I could see.
22:01 Once you go to medium, like if I had to
22:04 go on a piece of hardware, it went to
22:06 medium. That would be pretty brutal cuz
22:08 one of the things I noticed in Elden
22:10 Ring,
22:12 [Music]
22:13 um,
22:15 is the vegetation once you go to medium
22:18 goes to [ __ ]
22:23 But dude, even for what I do, especially
22:26 now, JGO, that I'm going to be the one
22:27 editing.
22:28 [Music]
22:30 Um, yeah, I definitely need a big juicy
22:34 hard drive
22:36 because it's not that I'm going to edit
22:38 from it because it's too
22:44 slow. So that'll just be for storage and
22:48 rainy day
22:54 [ __ ] I have Dude, I bought Hell Divers
22:58 2. I bought Star Wars Dark Forces
23:01 Remastered. I bought All right,
23:03 everyone's seeing I changed the title
23:04 now. People are coming
23:09 in. Thank god I am not a game streamer.
23:13 That's for [ __ ]
23:14 [Applause]
23:17 here. Angie, yeah, what's going on, man?
23:21 Like, if you need
23:24 help, you got to make that phone
23:32 call. So, I'm going to the video with
23:35 the retrospective of me being a
23:37 42-year-old gamer, which got over like,
23:39 should I make the video? think it's like
23:41 80 something percent on YouTube with
23:45 like thousand like a couple thousand
23:47 votes. Let me look. I'll look right now.
23:50 Let me open up local live since we'll
23:52 wait like two more minutes
23:56 cuz I'll change the screen so you guys
23:59 could see. Boogie is losing his mind.
24:01 And even if he we were past the mind
24:04 losing, I will go back to it. Left my
24:08 Okay.
24:11 Uh, got my gold cucumber and Tacoma
24:17 wept. I'm so glad I got that. It took a
24:20 minute to find that, but I'm glad I got
24:27 it. Yeah, I thought the audio was fine
24:30 in that video, but I I mean, hey, if I
24:32 saw complaints, so I'll fix it.
24:36 I'll have to I'll they actually had it
24:38 at Best Buy. I'll get like a lapel mic
24:40 or something.
24:43 Um I didn't notice that much with
24:45 editing and I even have Bluetooth
24:46 headphones on, but again, if you guys
24:48 are saying it, I'm going to listen. You
24:50 know what I mean?
24:53 Uh so, thank you, Jedi. And also, Quas,
24:56 I almost play with Twitter. Your music
24:58 will follow. We got to get your producer
25:00 name
25:03 out, dude. You know what I'm going to
25:05 do? Like I said, I'm going to I'm
25:07 putting my stuff on Beat Stars. A lot of
25:09 people ask me, "I didn't even know Beat
25:11 Stars was a thing." Um, a lot of people
25:15 want to lease my [ __ ] and buy it. There
25:17 you go. If you like my beats, all two of
25:22 you, you can lease
25:25 it. That's another reason why it's
25:28 funny. There was this dude who's like uh
25:31 he's his music is actually pretty good,
25:33 but it's completely different than the
25:35 stuff I want to make. That's why he
25:37 baffles me. Um I put up this beat, the
25:40 one I just made where I had Ido on and
25:42 he's
25:43 like he's like, "God, this is just just
25:46 a loop." And I'm like, "No, it's not.
25:47 It's not just a loop. I had to chop the
25:49 [ __ ] out of that sample." And on top of
25:51 it, I added chorus and I EQed stuff to
25:56 make a baseline out of the original
25:57 sample. The only thing I looped on that
26:00 that was canned and it was different
26:03 like every it is the drum loop, but it
26:06 just fit perfectly. Usually I like doing
26:08 my own drum patterns, but occasionally
26:11 it just
26:12 fits.
26:14 Um, but he was going on about
26:17 how and then he played me some song that
26:20 was a pop song from like 10 years ago.
26:23 And yeah, the sampling was brilliant in
26:25 it. They use multiple songs and chop
26:27 pieces
26:29 together. But I'm like, that's
26:31 completely different music that I'm
26:34 making.
26:36 Like I think his main issue, what I got
26:39 from that and I was like, look man, I'm
26:41 wired right now. Uh, it was another
26:42 evening of recording a bunch of Elder
26:44 Ring footage. I'm not making any big
26:46 announcements on my main channel because
26:49 that is a work in progress
26:53 video. But yeah, he he was just I'm
26:56 like, "Dude, your music is different."
26:58 Like, and that song you gave me is not,
27:02 you know, it's like saying like, "Yeah,
27:04 man. That your stuff should sound like
27:06 Metallica." It's
27:08 like, no.
27:14 What do you mean? What video are you
27:16 talking about,
27:18 Quasi? Did I tell people about my beats?
27:21 Like, I'm not going to get my YouTube
27:23 audience, my YouTube audience, and I'm
27:25 just being transparent. They could give
27:28 less of a [ __ ] about my music. They
27:30 don't care about
27:37 it. Thank God for the birds. Welcome
27:40 back, bird father. Welcome you for being
27:43 here. Like, yeah, man. My audience gives
27:48 zero [ __ ] about my beats. It is what it
27:51 is, and that's
27:52 fine, you know? I didn't start a beat
27:56 channel. So, yeah, that's it's like if
27:58 Lionus Tech Tips put his stamp
27:59 collection, it might be a nice stamp
28:01 collection. No one gives a [ __ ] about
28:03 it. You know what I mean? Not that I'm
28:06 in the same league as Lionus Tech Tips.
28:08 I assure you. I know.
28:11 Uh, may the Sonic Chew be with you
28:15 eyes. Oh, you were the one. And yeah,
28:19 dude. And your music's pretty
28:21 good. Like, I'm not Aiden. I even said
28:24 that before I knew you were here.
28:34 You
28:36 know, and there was a guy, he's 19. He
28:39 his birthday is today. And I respect him
28:42 a lot cuz when he doesn't like a beat,
28:44 he'll tell me. And when he likes a beat,
28:46 he'll tell me. And he'll tell me why
28:48 both
28:48 ways. Thank you, man. And I'm not
28:51 looking for a dick sucking, you know
28:52 what I mean? Like, I'm not looking for
28:54 uh I don't have hand jobs all around
28:56 anymore. Good. Because I don't really
28:57 want to hear Pat's voice, but I'm not
28:59 looking for a circle jerk session.
29:03 It's listening to the even harsh
29:07 criticism. Like I listen to my older
29:10 mixes like that one beat that pissed off
29:12 Rome Streets. Yeah, that I mean I think
29:15 the sample's banging, but the mix was
29:17 garbage. I can mix that a billion times
29:20 better now. I even use AI drums.
29:24 Oh. Oh, that annoys me. The only thing
29:27 that annoys me more than me using AI
29:29 drums there is when I buy a kit of drums
29:31 and I can tell when I buy the hip-hop
29:33 drum kit that they made the drums with
29:35 AI. I'm like, are you [ __ ] kidding
29:37 me? I could have done
29:40 that. I'll go get a Daringer
29:42 instrumental and just [ __ ] use a stem
29:44 software. Why am I paying you for you to
29:47 use your [ __ ] stem software? Give me a
29:49 [ __ ] break. Anyway, I don't know.
29:52 That's a little pet peeve of mine.
29:56 Um, so thank you. And Azor Eis, thank
29:59 you
30:01 too. I personally really like your
30:03 music. It gives me those 90s hip-hop
30:05 vibes that I truly miss with just a hint
30:07 of modern dish. That's what I'm I'm kind
30:09 of going for that Griselda sound. And
30:10 it's not that I'm going for that sound
30:12 to just sound like
30:14 that's before Griselda was that's like
30:17 kind of like what I envision hip-hop to
30:19 be like evolved hip-hop before I even
30:22 heard them. The first s song I ever
30:24 heard from Griselda was produced by
30:27 Static Select Select, excuse me. Um, and
30:30 it was Birdie back in
30:37 2016.
30:43 So, I'm like, damn, this is
30:47 new. You know what I mean?
30:50 Like this is new [ __ ] It's
30:57 crazy. The quartering is suing a news
31:00 company. He's suing
31:02 somebody for
31:10 what? Have enjoy doing too.
31:17 Quasi, the guy who put out
31:19 misinformation about me willingly,
31:22 knowingly is suing someone else for
31:24 slam.
31:26 Like, God, they're such [ __ ] [ __ ]
31:29 and hypocrites, man. Look, I know
31:30 because of what happened with my
31:32 daughter, I didn't get in the ring with
31:34 him. That's life. There's still [ __ ]
31:37 going
31:38 on, you
31:41 know,
31:43 but how do you do the same thing and
31:47 when it's done to you? Like, how could
31:49 you be that blatantly
31:53 hypocritical? I mean, I'm not a fan of
31:56 Ian Miles Chong either, to put it
31:59 lightly,
32:00 but come on, man. Talk [ __ ] get hit
32:04 metaphorically. Got to make sure I say
32:06 that. It's 2024
32:10 YouTube talk [ __ ] get hit. You know
32:13 what I
32:17 mean? But they can't. They can't. It's
32:20 like they could they could and then like
32:22 you when you complain about it to them
32:24 it's all this free speech,
32:26 bro. But then when you flip
32:29 it, they're they're ready. What did the
32:32 quartering say one time about me
32:34 roasting him? It was borderline
32:37 criminal. What did I ever say that was
32:39 borderline criminal,
32:43 dude? I I'm all
32:49 ears. Yeah. You know, Bluntmore. Yeah.
32:52 Can can confirm. He literally said that
32:54 in a video. It was borderline criminal.
32:57 Okay.
33:01 Keles. Oh, we got
33:04 it.
33:09 And yeah, [ __ ] that. You know what? I
33:11 could play Elder Ring on my own
33:17 probably. I was so tempted to stream
33:19 this last night, but I was like, "No,
33:21 man. I got a lot done." I got the uh I
33:23 recorded
33:24 me Thank god I remembered to hit the
33:27 button. I almost forgot. I recorded me
33:29 [ __ ] killing the draconic tree
33:32 sentinel that gets you into the uh
33:34 Lindell, but I don't want to go through
33:36 Lindell yet. I'll probably do another
33:38 stream
33:42 um where I play games because I know
33:44 it's a different
33:46 audience. And yeah, that motherfucker's
33:49 a
33:54 bastard. [ __ ] actually what's worse
33:58 is they have the
34:02 giant before he's there's one that
34:06 that's an archer. There's one that's
34:08 just a regular one I think. And then
34:11 there's one that has an axe and his legs
34:14 are
34:29 guarded calling Keles. He is he is a low
34:34 blow. There's so much more she does. You
34:36 don't have to go there. I'm not sure.
34:39 Are you defending Keeles or are you
34:41 saying that she's worse than the
34:43 quartering or is someone saying
34:46 something that like Yeah, it has nothing
34:48 to do with her being transgender at all.
34:51 Has absolutely nothing to do with
35:01 that. Yeah. And you got to kind of fight
35:03 the Draconic Tree Sentinel at
35:06 uh We should get into this, man.
35:12 Um, again, when you get to
35:15 Malakth, that's another [ __ ] fight
35:18 that Jesus
35:20 Christ. Oh boy. So, I'm sure Boogie is
35:23 not freaking out now. Should we watch
35:25 this from the beginning?
35:30 Probably. All right. I don't need to
35:32 see.
35:34 You need to get a less a less from
35:37 coming from a boomer kestar. You need a
35:38 less boomer logo.
35:52 Yeah. It has nothing to do with her
35:54 being transgender. It has to do with
35:57 like and then you put out videos calling
36:00 out people and then five seconds later
36:02 you're putting out another video.
36:04 [ __ ] making it that you're the
36:05 victim. It's like, what are you doing? I
36:08 saw that and I was just
36:11 like, man, and then people think I make
36:14 I mean, I do make mistakes, but holy
36:16 [ __ ]
36:19 [Music]
36:24 Keemstar likes to get copyright claims
36:27 on his streams. Keemstar. Keemstar. He
36:30 likes copyright claims on his streams
36:32 because he has a beard.
36:43 What you going to do? What you going to
36:46 do when they come for you? Bad boys. Bad
36:48 boys. What you going to do? What you
36:51 going to do when they come for you? When
36:53 you were eight and you had bad traits,
36:56 you go to school and learn the golden
36:58 rule. So why are you acting like a
37:00 bloody fool? If you get hot then you
37:03 must get cool. Bad boys. Bad boys. What
37:06 you going to do? What you going to do
37:08 when they come for you? How's everyone
37:10 doing? What you going to
37:14 do? You chuck it on that one. You chuck
37:16 it on this one. You chuck it on your
37:18 mother and it
37:20 [Music]
37:22 man. He's just playing the
37:24 whole song, aren't you?
37:28 He's banging out like I'm banging out to
37:30 my beats when I first start a
37:35 stream. H whatever. Who cares? It's not
37:38 that I make my money from ad revenue
37:40 with these [ __ ] streams anyway. Let's
37:42 go.
37:45 [Music]
37:48 What you going to do? What you going to
37:50 do when I fart on you? Over 1,000 people
37:54 here already. for you. Bad boys. Bad
37:58 boys. That is true. He is not crying.
38:01 That's a very good point.
38:08 [Music]
38:11 Bad boys. Bad boys. What you going to
38:13 do? What you going to do when they come
38:16 for you? Nobody not give you no break.
38:19 Police not give you no break. Not old
38:22 soldier man give you no break. All
38:25 [Music]
38:28 right, enough. Boogie's house get
38:30 vandalized and you're thinking to your
38:32 brain. All right, I'll give you the
38:34 backstory on this so I don't have to
38:36 click back and see Keemstar dry hump his
38:38 desk to the cops theme. Um, Boogie, that
38:42 shaman that gave him
38:45 shrooms ended up being a very mentally
38:48 unstable person that vandalized his
38:50 house.
38:52 something to do with Magic the Gathering
38:54 cards to shocker. The guy's not the
38:57 guy's not stable. Very, very, very
38:59 surprised. This is a Keemstar trick.
39:03 He's tricking us again with some more
39:05 force drama. No, they showed the police
39:07 report, I believe. I could be wrong. Uh,
39:10 well, I can assure you once again, the
39:12 chat is wrong. The people saying this is
39:16 all script and fake is wrong. And
39:19 Keemstar is right once again because
39:22 here's the [ __ ] facts, right?
39:25 Boogie2988, Wings of Redemption are the
39:29 most entertaining [ __ ] on the
39:31 planet. They just they're not even
39:33 trying to be. They're not even trying to
39:35 be. It's just their life. All right. So,
39:38 crazy [ __ ] happens with these guys all
39:41 the [ __ ] time.
39:44 Now, what happened recently is just
39:47 astronomically [ __ ] insane. Okay. Uh
39:51 let's let's pull Lily Pan Fran. Thank
39:54 you for becoming a member. I appreciate
39:56 that. I appreciate who's here too. I
39:58 know it's been a tumultuous few
40:01 weeks and I appreciate those who stick
40:04 around especially because I haven't been
40:06 streaming
40:08 really. The drama Twitter. Let's just
40:11 kind of go through this. I got to give
40:12 you the backstory. Okay. You You got to
40:15 know what's going on. Even Yes, I know.
40:18 Is it on Xbox, PS5? Is it on
40:22 PC? Wish it was on PC. It would just be
40:24 the easiest way for me to No. You
40:26 already know what's going on cuz I'm
40:28 telling you, the local fans are the like
40:31 most loyal fans of the world, right?
40:32 You're following the Twitter, you're
40:34 following the Instagram, you're watching
40:36 all the shorts, you're you're you're
40:38 over on By the way, I'm sick and I don't
40:40 care. I'm still this hyped up. Uh you're
40:42 over Yeah, I got to make a short on that
40:45 mini PC, too. On the Reddit following
40:47 all the leads. Like it's it's it's
40:50 absolutely insane. Uh the loyalty over
40:52 here. Love it. Absolutely love it. All
40:55 right, I got to find this thread. Oh my
40:57 god. Now I got to search. Uh you could
40:59 get it on Amazon, too. Lily Pan Fran. Um
41:03 I'm not sponsored by them, by the way.
41:06 Like I think a lot of people got that.
41:08 It just it's actually finally a mini PC
41:12 that I mean there was the other minis
41:15 forum one the seven because they pumped
41:17 so much wattage into it that impressed
41:18 me like I could play Call of Duty 120
41:21 fps but this is anyway I've been into my
41:24 whole spiel about it. You'll see in the
41:26 short I'm going to the short will
41:27 explain everything the video has in 30
41:31 seconds. Uh let's see Boogie 2988 and
41:37 Drumler. I should have had this
41:38 prepared, but I kind of want I I want
41:41 you to see all this in in order. Let me
41:43 go latest. Well, Jessica, the problem is
41:46 is when I play games, it's like a ghost
41:51 town. And it's like, yo, I'm out. Rich
41:54 is playing games. That's the problem.
41:56 This is [ __ ] wild. This is so insane.
42:00 Here we go. Here we go. We got it right
42:02 here. We got it right here. Okay, let me
42:05 bring this over here.
42:08 Bring this over here. Get my phone away
42:10 from me for a second. You got to see
42:12 this. This is [ __ ] This is [ __ ]
42:15 insanity. This is insanity. Okay, here
42:17 we go. Here we go.
42:19 Um, here we have it right here. This
42:22 happened on February 28th, so roughly
42:25 about a week ago, six days ago,
42:27 something like that.
42:28 Boogie2988's house was vandalized
42:31 allegedly by the local shaman known as
42:35 Flaming Star, who is upset Boogie did.
42:39 Well, yeah, plumbers don't wear ties. A
42:41 generic white male. Thank you for the
42:43 wiener. Plumbers don't wear
42:46 ties would be interesting because it's
42:49 something where I can engage with the
42:51 audience and it's just [ __ ]
42:52 ridiculous. But a normal game, people
42:55 are like, nah.
42:58 didn't give him the magic of the
43:00 gathering cards. Uh, so that's what's
43:03 going on with that, people. That's
43:05 what's going on with that. And look at
43:08 his garage door. Look at
43:11 this man. He
43:12 [Music]
43:14 ped. Oh, he Someone doesn't know how to
43:17 spell
43:20 pedophile. The guy was probably drugged
43:22 out of his [ __ ] mind.
43:26 Uh, and then we got a picture of Boogie.
43:28 Uh, and then of course we have the spray
43:31 paint on the roommate's car. Not even
43:33 Boogie's car. That's his roommate's car.
43:37 And of course, Thief. Thief. Because you
43:41 wanted to like he took Can't believe
43:44 Boogie let him borrow borrow the cards.
43:46 Are you out of your [ __ ] mind, dude?
43:49 Now, there was another incident uh in
43:52 this whole debacle that we'll get to
43:54 later, but uh he actually threw
43:56 something through Boogie's window as
43:58 well. Um so, we'll get to that in a
44:01 second. Um and then he posted a bunch of
44:05 unhinged post declaring a holy war on uh
44:11 on Boogie City because here's the
44:14 backstory, right? Um, Boogie told us on
44:17 stream that uh, you know, the the the
44:22 shaman Flaming Star grabbed.
44:25 Yeah, it it's everything about this is
44:27 out of [ __ ] control, dude. Boogie's
44:29 dog. And Boogie loves his dog more than
44:32 anyone. All right. So, at that point,
44:35 Boogie backed out of the deal with
44:37 selling Flaming Star the Magic cards for
44:40 No, Mr. Sparkles, you're not blocked.
44:43 $100,000. He went and retrieved his
44:46 magic cards and said, "Deal's off. I'm
44:48 not doing this deal with you anymore."
44:50 Then Flaming Star went to the local
44:52 police and was like, "Hey, look, you
44:55 know, the these guys robbed me of my
44:57 Magic cards." And the police said to
44:58 Flaming Star, "This seems like a civil
45:00 matter. You're going to have to sue
45:02 Boogie, right?"
45:06 So, that's incredible. Think about how
45:09 [ __ ] incredible that is.
45:12 He took Boogie's cards. He didn't like
45:16 the
45:19 price. So you say they were st Okay.
45:22 This guy is [ __ ] on a different
45:24 planet. So then Flaming
45:28 Star declares a holy war on the
45:34 police. He said the city of uh Fadeville
45:37 chose war. Uh, this was very unwise
45:41 protecting Glenn Whitman and Stephen
45:44 Will, you know, Boogie,
45:48 right? Spread your cheeks and just Yeah,
45:50 the internet DBZ king is a terrible and
45:53 fascinating place. The police report
45:55 like, yeah, how do how do you explain
45:57 all
46:00 this? I've had to do something I mean,
46:02 not to this extreme, but I've had to do
46:04 something similar before.
46:11 Oh, Malakth. I had I don't know. Did I
46:14 have a tougher time with Malakth or the
46:16 Fire
46:18 Giant? Mellennia.
46:21 I I'm not good at You'll You'll see when
46:24 I play it again. I still will play some
46:26 on stream. Probably just not
46:28 tonight. Like,
46:31 uh, Miss Sparkles, you're fine. Relax.
46:34 And I've just been a busy [ __ ]
46:37 I may have not been streaming, but I've
46:39 just been busy.
46:42 Um, the fire giant [ __ ] me up.
46:44 Malakth, I think, cuz Malakth, I don't
46:46 care what your vigor is. Malakth will
46:50 [ __ ] like two hits no matter what. No
46:52 matter what [ __ ] armor you unless I'm
46:54 missing my [ __ ] ass and lick my
46:56 balls.
46:58 Mr. Solid Crusader Gray donated $10.
47:01 Hey, Rich. What's up, bigsiz bird?
47:04 Listen, look, listen very carefully.
47:06 Politics aside, Lauren Board is one damn
47:09 chick, and every time when I see her
47:10 image on XNXX, I get aroused. I know she
47:14 has [ __ ] take politics, but damn, I
47:16 want to go full 50 Shades Gray.
47:20 It's Kirsten Cinema is more my style. I
47:23 don't know why. And then uh Alexandria
47:29 Accassiocortez, if a conservative, there
47:32 was that one woman that used to be on
47:34 Infowars. She was there when Alex Jones
47:37 had that fallout with Jen Uger back in
47:39 2016. I forgot her
47:42 name. She was
47:45 lovely. Uh and then there's uh not
47:48 Lauren Boowbert, Tommy Lauren.
47:53 Oh, Sarah Palin. Yeah, she's a
48:01 Jil. So,
48:06 uh, all the tomahawk, I hope you feel
48:09 better, too, Miss Spark are out now.
48:11 Let's see what happens since everybody
48:14 want Yeah. Galadot is [ __ ] flames.
48:19 Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's the thing. Like
48:22 I don't like Kirsten Cinema's politics.
48:24 I don't like Tommy Lawrence.
48:26 Yeah. No. Yeah. Politics. But they're
48:31 hot.
48:34 Uh yeah, I know. I should see if The Man
48:36 Cube can handle that game. I'm pretty
48:38 sure it can. It handles everything else
48:39 I throw at it. Uh I'm going to call it
48:42 the Man Cube.
48:51 Yeah, like she has that like librarian
48:54 hotness. I'm not saying like she's the
48:56 hottest woman on the planet or anything.
48:58 I do find her attractive, you know. It
49:01 is what it
49:05 is. And I know Jedi have psoriasis. I
49:09 definitely want to play it. I own it. I
49:11 just haven't had time. It's like when I
49:12 do have time to game, it's like I should
49:15 be capturing more Elden Ring, which I'm
49:17 enjoying the [ __ ] out of playing again,
49:19 but wants to play
49:22 games. And
49:25 uh I guess this is Flaming Star
49:28 practicing his karate. So like Boogiey's
49:31 in trouble. The cops are So, wait, is
49:34 this
49:34 like Kip wanting to be a cage
49:38 Who Kip wanting to be a cage fighter in
49:41 Napoleon
49:46 Dynamite? In trouble. And look, you
49:49 know, this might seem like a crazy man
49:52 posting this, right? But I'll tell you
49:54 this. I sat down and interviewed Flaming
49:58 Star. And we're gonna play that
50:00 interview live for you tonight. And I
50:03 will tell you this, according to Flaming
50:05 Star, this guy actually knows karate.
50:08 And this guy is not afraid of [ __ ]
50:10 cops. This guy is I don't want to ruin
50:15 the surprise for you, but there's a lot
50:17 to unpack in this interview. But here's
50:19 the thing, people. I don't want to do
50:23 one of those react streams. Don't you
50:25 [ __ ] hate that when you're watching
50:27 some streamer and they're playing a
50:29 video and they interrupt the content to
50:33 give their stupid [ __ ] opinion and
50:35 you're like, "Stop pausing the [ __ ]
50:37 video. No one cares."
50:40 I'm feeling attacked by this.
50:44 Well, wait, hold
50:50 on. Don't they do that, too? Oh.
50:59 Don't they do that
51:05 too? Yeah, somewhat. So, it's
51:09 like, you know,
51:11 it's
51:13 okay. You know what,
51:16 man? So, what the hell would you watch
51:19 someone for? Just play it, right? I I'm
51:22 not going to do that to you. All right,
51:24 I'm not going to interrupt this
51:25 interview. We're going to play this
51:27 interview uninterrupted. I'm going to
51:29 sit here on mute, right? We're going to
51:31 go through the entire thing. I recorded
51:33 an hour and 15minute interview with
51:36 Flaming Star, which we cuz of course
51:39 you're not going to pause and interrupt
51:41 it, you bearded
51:43 butthole. You're in the interview
51:50 talking. Oh, you gaslighting
51:57 bastard. So, you're like essentially
51:59 react. You don't have to react cuz then
52:01 you'll be reacting to you reacting to to
52:04 your
52:07 interview. No, he's following me.
52:11 Why? We had to edit down to like 40
52:14 minutes and it's jam-packed. Like uh the
52:18 it that's what I say to I always say
52:20 that to people and they think I'm being
52:22 sarcastic. I'm genuinely not. Like if
52:24 you don't want to hear me talk like just
52:28 watch the video. And I'm not being a
52:31 dick. I'm not pulling a fill. I'm just
52:33 saying like okay, I get it. You don't
52:36 want to hear my interruptions.
52:40 It's basically Forest Gump 2, right? If
52:44 they make a Forest Gump 2, it will be
52:46 about Flaming
52:48 Star. It's so good, people. No, I don't
52:51 think Forest Gump would threaten to beat
52:53 the [ __ ] out of the cops. I just I I
52:56 don't think that would be in his
52:57 repertoire. It's so good. So then after
53:00 we play the interview, all right, after
53:02 we play the interview, we are going to
53:05 get the cows on the line with the live
53:07 reaction. Does that Yeah, Keem must love
53:10 XQC
53:20 streams evergreen stuff, which is uh
53:23 exactly what I'm working on right now,
53:24 Miss Sparkles. Like in deep. I just
53:27 bought an 18 terbte hard
53:33 drive. And honestly, with some of these
53:35 bigger games, I don't even know if
53:36 that's going to be enough. Everybody
53:38 have the backstory? Are we Are we good
53:40 to start the interview? Are we good? We
53:42 have Well, that is true. He did beat
53:44 some ass for Jenny, but those men were
53:46 pieces of [ __ ] who should have gotten
53:47 their asses beat, admittedly. 2,000
53:50 viewers. Let's guys share the stream
53:52 real quick. Share the stream. If if
53:54 you're sitting here and you're excited
53:56 about this Flaming Star interview,
53:58 right? Uh do us do me a f
54:26 Huh?
54:29 Interesting. How the hell did you guys
54:31 even know that? Whatever. Favor, right?
54:35 Take this little five minutes before we
54:37 start. That is news to me that I just
54:39 found
54:42 out. Look, man. I wish him the best. I
54:45 have no ill will towards him and that's
54:48 it.
54:50 Whatever. That's it. I'm not gonna talk
54:53 about it anymore. And go get yourself
54:56 Yeah. Not worried about it, dude.
54:58 Whatever. Like we're both doing separate
55:00 things. I got a banger of a video coming
55:07 Friday. It is what it is. I don't know.
55:09 I have no idea what happened. Not a
55:12 clue.
55:16 some popcorn, some snacks, go get a
55:19 soda, cuz this is 45 minutes straight.
55:22 45 minutes straight, people. All right,
55:25 this is I'm telling you, this is Forest
55:28 Gump 2. Like, how do you even know that
55:30 [ __ ] I didn't even know it. Like, man,
55:33 you [ __ ] are like the [ __ ]
55:38 NSA.
55:40 Like, and it is what it is, dude.
55:45 We talked we talked things
55:49 through. I don't know whatever is going
55:52 on in his head beyond that is that's it.
55:55 And I'm not I'm not going to sit there
55:58 and
55:59 disresp What What did uh Birdman say to
56:03 Charlemagne? Put respect on my name.
56:06 Yeah, who cares?
56:10 It could simply be that I [ __ ] post at 3
56:12 in the morning and he I wouldn't want to
56:14 see my stuff
56:16 either. You know how many people tell me
56:18 like, "Rich, if you weren't such an
56:20 [ __ ] on Twitter, I would follow you."
56:22 And I don't blame
56:23 them. So maybe that's it. Like that
56:26 literally could be it could be that piss
56:29 deep. I've had people tell me inde like
56:33 they'll like DM me because they don't
56:34 want to say, you know, because they
56:35 don't because you know how the internet
56:36 can be. They're like, "Yeah, I don't,
56:39 dude. You're annoying on Twitter. I
56:40 watch your videos occasionally. Watch
56:42 your live
56:43 streams, but your Twitter is a [ __ ] is a
56:47 [ __ ] is a [ __ ] storm. I don't want to
56:50 see anything from
56:52 it." Yeah, I'm still following Jay. I'm
56:54 not going to not follow Jay. It is what
56:56 it is. I gotta piss real quick, though.
56:58 Let me piss now with this breaking news
57:01 interruption.
57:08 Yeah. Like, dude, it is what it is. I'm
57:12 following him. Not going to unfollow
57:14 him. I'm not doing any kind of petty
57:16 [ __ ] I respect the dude and I'm leaving
57:19 it at
57:21 that. I'm actually going to get a piss
57:24 bottle just like LTG. I'll be right
57:27 back. I don't like pop. I'm not a big
57:30 fan of popcorn. It's okay.
57:34 [Applause]
57:41 Oh, I'll be right back.
57:54 [Music]
58:00 [Music]
58:05 specialist.
58:08 They don't know the history, my [ __ ]
58:12 [Music]
58:14 He sp years ago, man.
58:17 [Music]
58:21 Yeah.
58:24 Two strikes out three. You grew when you
58:27 went from the deep fryers. Can't keep
58:30 [ __ ]
58:37 [Music]
58:45 afraid. You ain't a blue
58:49 cape. You going to always have to give
58:51 your attorney. This thing of they acting
58:54 like they worthy of my clapping like
58:58 dirty standing no f can't trust a man
59:01 who don't
59:02 o
59:05 give. This [ __ ] is not for everyone but
59:08 I got shots for
59:10 everyone. A day I smoke. I drove south
59:15 with bricks in the street. You know that
59:18 I ain't worried about police. I'm hiding
59:20 out overseas in a small city that's
59:23 grease. I listen when my accountant
59:25 speaks if you stay down with me.
59:29 Grab a pistol when I'm about
59:54 to surprise I didn't
59:56 lose. Yeah, because where I put two
59:59 songs. Note to self, the birds are
60:04 here. This is where the birds are. I'm
60:07 sorry. I'm
60:09 [Laughter]
60:19 sorry. Look, man. Life goes on. That's
60:24 it.
60:27 They're going to make a movie on
60:28 flaming. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
60:30 wait, wait, wait. Almost. Stop. Almost.
60:32 Oh, no. I am on the react screen. At
60:34 least one thing I remembered and did,
60:36 right? Star. This interview is wild.
60:38 Now, you're going to notice in the
60:41 interview that I do with Flaming Star.
60:43 You're going to notice that I look tired
60:45 and uninterested and I'm just kind of
60:47 like h like I was very sick. All right.
60:50 I was very sick and I had limited time
60:54 because allegedly Flaming Star was going
60:58 around Boogie Town committing all kinds
61:01 of
61:02 crimes. And dude, before a woman makes,
61:05 like I said before, it may just be that
61:07 he doesn't want to see me [ __ ] posting.
61:09 That's all. It's not a big deal. It's
61:12 really not. And the cops were looking
61:15 for him. So, I had limited time to lock
61:20 this interview down with the Flaming
61:21 Star, right? Young because I was told,
61:24 "Ah, Keem, look at me
61:26 pausing." You weren't saying anything
61:28 interesting anyway. I would love to get
61:31 this Spongebob. However, I have the PS
61:33 portal
61:34 coming. That'll be something I'll
61:36 actually My sons will like that this
61:38 weekend. Um, but I have to use it. the
61:42 big video about being 42 old as [ __ ] and
61:46 basically seeing the entire industry
61:47 grow in real time for almost the
61:50 entirety of it. Uh that video is coming
61:53 Friday. Going to put some production
61:55 value into that. Uh and I'm going to
61:59 open it only fans and finger my [ __ ]
62:08 I'd like
62:10 to. That would be such a banger of it.
62:13 Let's see. Can we find it? How do you
62:14 find it? Let's find it. Should I find it
62:20 now, guys? All right, here is the thing.
62:24 Whether he's following, whether he's not
62:26 following, it's not a big deal. Like,
62:29 it's just
62:31 not. It's really not. There's people
62:33 that I like that I don't follow because
62:35 I don't want to see older [ __ ]
62:40 Should I try to find it? Should I set a
62:43 goal? I don't know. Part of me wants
62:46 to maybe. Let me think about it. I'm not
62:49 That's not like me gaslighting, but I'm
62:51 just saying
62:54 like,
62:59 yeah, Biden's Dude, Trump is going to
63:01 win
63:02 2024. Anyone who thinks anything
63:05 different is out of their [ __ ] minds.
63:07 He's going to win 2024.
63:10 Let's see if we could find this [ __ ]
63:14 thing. And Natu said birds. Yeah,
63:17 Matthew said that's the real drama.
63:19 Natsu saying his
63:22 birds. Can you guys
63:25 see? Well, dude, it's not like Well, to
63:30 some people like if you're 20 when you
63:31 hear 42, it's like, okay,
63:33 grandpa, let's keep it real. Dude, when
63:36 we were 20 when So like, damn, you're
63:39 42, so you're like dead,
63:44 right? Here is even more Breaking Bad
63:47 news. Warner today said they would now
63:49 focus on live service games and then the
63:51 live service games will fail like
63:54 Justice League or uh Suicide Squad
63:56 killed the Justice
63:58 League and then they'll do
64:02 lay
64:04 like and then they're all baffled when
64:07 games like Elden Ring and other good
64:10 single player games do well because
64:12 there's a [ __ ] audience for it.
64:17 I understand the seven-year-olds playing
64:19 Fortnite are the ones that go, "I want
64:21 more skins. I want more skins." And it's
64:23 like this windfall of money,
64:25 but you're not going to make it for It's
64:28 like everyone trying when when Minecraft
64:30 was at
64:34 peak. Yeah. I've been 42 for 10 years.
64:37 I'm actually 67.
64:45 [Applause]
64:48 So, let's see if we could spot. Anyway,
64:50 let me get back on track here. Spongebob
65:00 Xbox. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Sure. Yeah. I'm
65:03 going to find this. No problem.
65:04 Absolutely. Yep. Nope. That's it.
65:10 I could find 3,000 Xbox Series
65:13 S's or I could probably pay like $7,000
65:17 to find its scalp, which I'm not going
65:18 to
65:20 do. All right, that was uh that was a
65:22 good time.
65:26 that Flaming Star was most likely
65:28 getting arrested on Monday and it was
65:32 Sunday and I was sick as hell and I abs
65:35 I had to kind of get the
65:37 uh to do the portal video which that got
65:41 pretty like I had hey guys you want me
65:43 to review the portal I got it anyway but
65:45 I was just wanted to put my feelers out
65:48 there and that got like few thousand
65:52 votes and 63% said Yes. I'm like, "Oh,
65:58 okay. I
66:03 keep hold
66:05 on. Oh, Windows shift S. I finally
66:10 remembered. All right.
66:15 Listen. See, this is why interrupting.
66:17 Oh, I almost feel like I got close to a
66:20 solid 16 by9 there.
66:24 Nickelodeon Allstar Xbox. Get Dude,
66:28 Gabe, I love you. Listen, pull your
66:31 feelers out there. Keep pausing the
66:33 video. Let's go.
66:36 Listen. Hey, look, man. Polls work. All
66:39 kidding aside, Timbo, thank you for
66:40 becoming a member. Gabe, thank you very
66:42 much, too. And Warner Brother. Yeah. And
66:45 Solid Crusader, they're going to [ __ ] it
66:46 up. Jedi Psoriasis, everyone here who's
66:48 supporting the show still. I love all of
66:49 you guys. Still debating if I want to do
66:51 a goal. Let's see. So, it is
66:54 called Nickelodeon Allstar Xbox. I'm
66:57 just going to copy and paste what the
66:58 [ __ ] you said because I'm lazy. I'm fat.
67:05 Um, wait a
67:08 second. Uh, how do I buy
67:11 this? Yeah, why don't you
67:22 I have the mo Oh, [ __ ]
67:25 you. It's the mobile
67:29 app. Music so people don't get bored.
67:32 Please
67:34 [Music]
67:43 $6.99. New direction. New direction. New
67:47 direction. Of course, it's going to be
67:49 there now because that made my butthole
67:53 [Music]
67:57 pucker. Yeah, it's
68:02 6
68:06 p.m.
68:07 All
68:09 star
68:11 Xbox. I don't want it. Oh, [ __ ] off.
68:23 sort by.
68:26 [Music]
68:32 Didn't I
68:34 [Music]
68:47 put now I'm getting pissed off.
68:54 Let me just type in
68:55 [Music]
68:57 sponge
68:59 all star brawl
69:05 [Music]
69:10 Xbox. Nope.
69:16 [Music]
69:23 No, never [ __ ]
69:29 mind. Yeah, $200 extra for a paint job.
69:33 But the thing
69:34 is that would be a banger of a video,
69:37 but you know what? It ain't there. So,
69:38 I'm not going to sit there review stare
69:40 at your phone screen for seven hours
69:42 USA. Oh, yeah. I forgot about Keemstar's
69:44 face. Oh god.
69:54 Uh, why did it not
70:00 paste? Thank you, snip tool, for not
70:02 doing your job. Windows
70:10 shifts. All
70:13 right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
70:17 All right, we'll do 4
70:25 by3ish.
70:32 Okay, save as. I'm going to do what
70:34 Google Fish absolutely loves and save
70:36 it. No, actually save it
70:38 here.
70:41 Keem Keem is a man.
70:51 You know what? Let's do it's 8:30 now.
71:00 That's
71:06 text
71:13 by
71:25 9:34. I'll make it more fair. I think
71:28 this that that's two here.
71:31 Cool. I have no [ __ ] clue where we're
71:34 at now. What are we
71:37 at? But that doesn't count.
71:41 Streamlabs. And then we'll get going.
71:43 Sorry. The Spongebob derailed me.
71:46 Spongebob [ __ ] derailed my goddamn
71:48 stream.
71:59 All right. So, we are
72:03 at 99
72:06 bucks. 100. I'll make it 100. What the
72:09 [ __ ] Round. I'll round up.
72:23 Why am I losing my mind
72:25 tonight? Probably because I haven't done
72:27 this in a while. I'm like rusty. I'm
72:29 rusty at
72:33 streaming. No, not go. Imagine a 100 to
72:35 take my shirt off. Can you guys see it?
72:38 All right, good. Oh, yeah. I gotta send
72:41 this to Keemstar. Keem is a
72:43 man. We'll go on Twitter.
72:54 Uh, god
73:04 damn. All
73:12 right. Star
73:19 She's actually cool as hell. I talked to
73:21 her about games and [ __ ] too. And she
73:23 has And she has Jordan say it for me.
73:25 Very
73:32 nice. Oh
73:36 man. I couldn't wait any longer. All
73:38 right. Yes. I just said it on Twitter. I
73:41 like to large breasted women. I salute
73:44 you.
73:45 Now, just to show you how dedicated I
73:48 am, I have You sent me Cowboy Phil,
73:51 Rich, Miss Fart, and then three. Okay,
73:53 I'll get that now.
74:03 Well, I don't follow like
74:06 porn. That's why like someone was
74:09 saying, shockingly, it was a
74:11 conservative. Like you have porn on
74:14 there. Like because I put the one where
74:15 it was like a Best Buy employee and I
74:17 put a joke. You don't see anything and I
74:20 put a joke of like I guess the
74:22 membership perks they're stepping them
74:24 up and everyone's like that was porn.
74:27 I'm like no I don't follow like like
74:30 that porn [ __ ] Nah. Never paid for an
74:34 interview ever in my [ __ ] life. All
74:38 right. And I wasn't about to [ __ ] pay
74:40 for an interview with [ __ ] Flaming
74:43 Star. Not a [ __ ] Red Scent. But this
74:46 [ __ ] was playing games. He told
74:48 me that he was trying to raise money so
74:51 his
74:52 tribe could grow
74:55 crops. There's nothing wrong with porn,
74:58 but I not in my Twitter
75:02 feed. The cheating in COD. I luckily
75:05 I've been away from COD and playing
75:07 Elden Ring to get
75:10 through. He needed seed money. And we
75:13 ain't talking about we're not talking
75:15 about like uh an investment into a a a
75:19 Silicon Valley company. No, he's talking
75:21 about actual seed money to grow some
75:24 corn and tomatoes and potatoes for his
75:28 tribe.
75:31 So, uh, uh, I agreed to do a donation,
75:35 but I was very strict with him and I
75:36 said, "I have never ever paid for an
75:39 interview in my life. The best I can
75:41 give you is
75:43 $50." And he goes, "I accept that." So,
75:47 I had to send him
75:49 $50 for uh, Jesus, man. I thought I was
75:53 like, "Turn off your ringer." At least
75:55 the seed money. And uh and then we did
75:59 the interview. Yes. Thick mommy Latinas
76:02 all day. I see a Streamlabs came in. Uh
76:06 it it's available 11:00 a.m. Thursday at
76:10 Best
76:11 Buy online on the
76:14 app. Thank you, sir. Hey,
76:18 Siri, set a reminder for 10:00 a.m. to
76:22 buy the Spongebob Xbox at Best Buy.
76:28 Okay. What do you want to change it to?
76:31 Thursday.
76:33 Okay. It's set for Thursday.
76:37 Shut up, [ __ ]
76:39 All right.
76:41 And right after we did the interview,
76:44 uh, probably about six stream buying it
76:47 because it's an event
76:49 hours after the interview, um, Flaming
76:53 Star got arrested.
76:56 He's in jail, people. He's in jail.
76:58 You've all seen the mug shot. It's on
77:00 the thumbnail. All right. So, are we
77:03 ready? Are we ready? We have 2,300
77:05 people here right now. I'm telling you,
77:07 this is going to be good. This is going
77:09 to be
77:10 good. This is going to be good. Hold
77:15 on. Two seconds.
77:25 I wish I could be a big, beautiful bird
77:26 like Carlos. Well, one day you can
77:40 be. I'm doing a live show. I
77:48 can't. All right, I'm gonna skip to the
77:50 interview. Jesus, Keem.
77:55 ation. And if you look that up, it's
77:56 actually a pretty Sorry for the for the
77:58 dead air people. I think we're ready.
78:00 Everyone's ready. We good? We're about
78:02 to do this. Here we go. When you grow
78:04 up, you want to be me. Then you have
78:06 made some terrible life
78:16 choices. Moment of truth,
78:19 people. Ladies and gentlemen, you may
78:22 have seen uh Boogie2988's house got
78:24 vandalized and there's been a big drama
78:27 going on between his shaman Flaming
78:29 Star. We got Yeah, Keem, of course,
78:31 you're not going to, like we I was
78:33 saying before I pissed, interrupt your
78:35 own [ __ ] cuz you're
78:41 talking. Oh my god, man. You have a
78:45 [ __ ] beard and it's a wonderful
78:46 beard. You're a man with a beard.
78:50 Got Flaming Star on the line. First
78:53 thing I want to know, who is Flaming
78:55 Star? Where did you come from? I'm a
78:57 product of Broad View Park, which is
79:00 Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and another
79:02 subdivision called Plantation. And if
79:05 you look that up, it's actually a pretty
79:06 racial term. So, you're the Florida man.
79:09 Yeah. Well, they actually called me Kimo
79:12 then. That was my cartel name. So, you
79:15 were in the cartel? 15 years old. And I
79:17 met John John Perez and Franklin. Okay.
79:21 And they were uh in my Wait, now this
79:23 dude was in the cartel. How did he go
79:26 from mushrooms to being in the [ __ ]
79:29 far cartel?
79:32 Fartel. This is insane, dude. This
79:35 is But you know what? Everyone's like at
79:38 stage. It's Well, first off, we saw the
79:40 police report, so I don't think they
79:43 would go that far. I really don't.
79:46 Secondly, this internet [ __ ] is bizarre,
79:49 man. You guys see it's even if you are
79:53 the least
79:57 dramarrone YouTuber, chances are you'll
80:00 still getting some [ __ ] It's just how
80:02 it is.
80:05 Attention class. I got kicked out of St.
80:07 Thomas Aquinus High School, a college
80:10 preparatory Catholic private school, for
80:12 taking a gun and putting it to Trevor
80:15 Bryant's head because uh there was a big
80:17 beef in my neighborhood. There's
80:19 politics in poor people, man. Politics
80:22 that people cannot understand, but the
80:24 rappers talk about it and they know
80:27 exact [ __ ] is so this Wait, this this
80:30 shaman's now
80:32 hood. Is he gonna talk about his plug
80:35 next? Like what's going on?
80:37 what I'm talking about when I say it
80:39 right now. You got a reputation in the
80:41 hood and there's and there's respect
80:43 that follows.
80:45 Yeah, he's he is he's I thought I was
80:47 kidding.
80:57 He's talking about the respect of the
80:59 hood. Dude, you were dancing with Boogie
81:01 in the woods on Shroom. Stop it.
81:05 is that I'm one of four white guys in a
81:09 2 and a half square mile area that is
81:13 run by Zulu Chapter 7. What's Zulu
81:17 chapter 7? What that is? They're arm of
81:19 the Colombian cartel that sells cocaine,
81:22 but they're a gang. Zulu, you know, you
81:24 could look it up. David Carbanell was
81:26 the guy in charge at the time. I'll give
81:28 you some more of the grit. I'll give you
81:29 some more of the grit. Have you ever
81:30 been arrested? Yeah, I think I told you
81:32 what 22 felonies, something like that.
81:36 20 Boogie, did you look into this guy
81:40 like in the
81:43 slightest? He is. He's lucky he's not
81:45 from California, man. He'd be in jail
81:47 for
81:51 life. They have the three strike rule
81:53 there. If you have three felonies,
81:55 doesn't matter what they're for. I
81:56 believe
81:59 22 felonies.
82:01 There was some violent stuff there. Yes,
82:03 he is straight up [ __ ] crazy there.
82:06 But a lot of [ __ ] with drugs and a lot
82:08 of stuff with driving because I was a
82:10 translator and I had the wheels. I could
82:13 drive. Well, if you're from the inner
82:15 city and you know what I just said and
82:17 I'm [ __ ] around with cartel guys,
82:19 what do you think happened, man? We've
82:20 had we I've had 100 mph shootouts on the
82:23 [ __ ] highway before. The first
82:28 isn't someone's if you have felonies his
82:31 public record. Did you Keen did you ask
82:33 sir about his public record? Time I saw
82:37 real violence. What was Dwayne's last
82:40 name? The Rock Johnson fast and furious
82:42 with Flaming Star. That's funny. That's
82:44 funny. No. No. This is way before I
82:47 actually cleaned up my life and then I
82:48 got famous. Uh, I can't remember the
82:50 guy's name cuz he was from the hood
82:51 across from us, but another guy had
82:53 blown his brains out and his brains
82:55 landed in my lap in the back seat. Damn.
82:57 And that that that that's when the first
82:59 time after that is when like I knew [ __ ]
83:02 needed to change. I'm wearing my
83:04 friend's brains. Didn't you get into
83:06 like a fight with the actual cops? Like
83:08 a fist fight? Oh, yeah. So, I did the
83:10 dumbest thing ever.
83:12 Oh, it's his Keemstar. Turn your [ __ ]
83:16 put put your phone like look I look at
83:19 my phone. I know. I admit it. But I
83:22 don't have it. And if I do have the
83:24 ringer on I turn it off. Like yeah I get
83:26 some things you can't avoid. You have to
83:28 look at cuz life still happens while
83:30 you're live streaming but or
83:34 breasts
83:39 but please turn the [ __ ] ringer
83:42 off. So wait. Oh yeah, I set a reminder.
83:45 Thursday at
83:48 11 probably be a 100,000 view video, but
83:51 then I'll have a Spongebob Squarepants,
83:53 which I know my children will want.
83:55 First off, I'm on like day three or four
83:58 of a binger of smoking crack and like
84:01 somebody had walked off with a mirror or
84:03 something. I get pissed off, jump in the
84:05 car, I leave. I think I had six pieces
84:08 of crack on me.
84:15 Boogie, what are you
84:18 doing? How could I dress up as Let me
84:21 make sure I get it first. That may be a
84:23 good idea. I'm serious, dude. I'll dress
84:27 up as [ __ ]
84:28 Patrick. Let's see if I get it first.
84:32 Okay, let's see if I $6.99 for a
84:36 [ __ ]
84:37 Xbox. But you know what? It'll be
84:40 entertaining. I'll make sure I'm high as
84:42 hell, too, for that video. On the Best
84:45 Buy app, it's at the bottom in the drops
84:49 tab. Drops.
84:53 Okay. Not notify me for a drop. Thank
84:57 you so much,
85:00 dude. Drops 37.
85:05 I think that's the
85:11 day when I get the port the ass portal.
85:15 There's going to be when I review the
85:17 PlayStation Portal, look, I know the
85:20 character, the guy behind Gape New, Bob
85:23 McGran, is a piece of [ __ ] but Gape
85:25 New, the character is a legend. I can
85:28 separate the art from the artist, and
85:30 there is going to be a lot of assortal
85:32 references in the video. There's no way
85:34 around it. I can't not do
85:38 it. Uncle
85:40 Gubsy. Yeah, that was my uncle. He was
85:43 gay. Uh he would take two dicks and go
85:45 come come
85:50 come. And then he had a poodle that it
85:54 had a [ __ ] red
85:57 rocket. Why is it always hard?
86:03 I've watched that quite a
86:13 bit. No, I'm with Screwed Wave. I'm cool
86:16 with him
86:18 still. Uncle
86:28 Cubsy when I left and a Broward
86:31 sheriff's officer gets me and I said,
86:33 "Fuck this. I'm in a Ford Thunderbird
86:35 Super Coupe." Remember they had the new
86:37 body style. I had it. We go on a chase
86:40 till I run out of gas. I'm all through
86:42 these neighborhoods, backyards, you name
86:44 it. Finally run out of gas. Jump out of
86:46 the car. I jump a 12-oot security fence.
86:49 They can't make a fence. I'm gone. I
86:51 jump two more fences. Brow sheriff comes
86:53 out the Of course you're just going to
86:55 let him talk. Keem, you have no idea
86:58 what the [ __ ] he's talking about. Way on
87:00 the other side of the of the hood. But
87:02 see, in Miami, what they did from the
87:05 Navaro Act is they had put up Hey, I
87:08 know Justin Silverman. I'm cool with
87:09 him.
87:11 We call each other pieces of [ __ ] on
87:12 Twitter and Facebook all the time. It's
87:15 a very healthy, non-toxic relationship
87:17 we have. Cement barricades around the
87:20 hood. And they made the hood a oneway in
87:22 and one way out zone. That's how they
87:23 used to control [ __ ] Once I make the
87:25 barriers, what are you going to do?
87:27 Right. What are you going to do? Right.
87:28 So, I'm gone.
87:31 And I finally am winded. I'm I'm out.
87:32 I'm gassed out. The uh first was the K9
87:35 comes. I ax kicked the K9 and said,
87:38 "Man, I
87:40 of course he did." He's like, "You ever
87:42 see that picture of that fat black dude
87:44 who's like they're like me in Grand
87:46 Theft Auto 6 and he's like dropkicking
87:48 an alligator with his shirt
87:52 off. It's one of the [ __ ] best
87:54 pictures ever. I don't know if it's AI.
87:56 I think it is. I don't I mean I don't
87:59 know. Unless the guy's insane and I
88:00 guess he wanted to get his leg eaten.
88:03 It's [ __ ] hilarious. I really don't
88:06 want to hurt your dog, but I will
88:07 [ __ ] defend myself. Dog comes back
88:10 again. He grabs my left upper thigh. But
88:12 the canines, his left upper thigh, man,
88:15 he's specific. Holy [ __ ] Obby has not
88:19 come yet. And you know what,
88:21 Obby? I don't have congratulations here
88:23 anymore. What do I have?
88:27 [Music]
88:32 I like big dicks. I like big dicks. I
88:36 like big dicks. I'm a size queen. I'm a
88:39 size queen.
88:42 [Music]
88:46 Brush
88:49 just a man. That's why I got to start
88:52 [ __ ] with
88:53 the now that life is getting somewhat
88:56 back to normal.
89:01 I need to learn the
89:03 SP so I could start really tapping out
89:07 [ __ ] there. Now this is the metalcapped
89:10 canine. Have you seen one of those?
89:11 Yeah. His right insizer gets caught on
89:15 the top of my left hipbone. Could you
89:18 imagine the pain what that's like? Yeah,
89:20 that's got to hurt. I pick the dog
89:21 straight up in the air with my left arm,
89:24 use him as a body because the officer to
89:26 my right draws and I'm like, "Uh oh,
89:28 this is this is going to be it." I use
89:30 the dog as a shield. Roll down, come
89:32 back up. the other opposite.
89:37 Oh, at this point, most people think I'm
89:39 a little cow, so I would
89:44 fit. Fit right
89:49 in, man. But they don't know though,
89:52 dude. I'm going to make the [ __ ] most
89:55 And it's not just going to involve
89:56 YouTube. I'm going to make the most
89:58 banging comeback and no one's ready. No
90:01 one's ready. And that's fine. Let them
90:04 think I'm down and out. I love
90:09 it.
90:12 Um, thank you. Yeah, I agree, Joel. I
90:15 agree. And shout out to you. The reverb
90:18 definitely did help with that beat I
90:20 just made where I put Ido on it. It
90:21 needed it. It was too dry. Especially
90:24 because I got the vocals from AI and the
90:26 vocals already sound
90:28 like they're getting better with how
90:31 they do that where they like could like
90:32 separate the stems of the vocals and
90:34 stuff, but it's still not perfect.
90:37 Um, this went from zero to Chris Chan
90:40 extremely quickly.
90:41 Yes. At least this guy's like Chris Chan
90:44 though, you just like nothing like this
90:47 guy's making up a story that you could
90:49 kind of follow even though you know he's
90:51 batshit insane.
90:54 Um, however, he's batshit insane where
90:58 Chris Chan is just like, you know, I'm
91:00 Jesus Christ
91:02 and Sonichu is going to bring me through
91:04 a wormhole and my breasts are going to
91:06 grow three sizes like
91:11 what breasts. Anyway, uh, let me update.
91:15 I have not updated in a bit. So, we're
91:16 at 98 here.
91:22 Uh,
91:24 one,
91:29 two,
91:31 12,
91:35 22.
91:40 So, we're at 122. That was easy.
91:46 That was the easiest math I ever math I
91:48 ever had to
91:55 math.
91:58 Boom. Sir completely misses me and I
92:01 kick the dog away. I'm back running cuz
92:04 like Obby is uh declaring his love for
92:06 big breasts. He did like a a two-footed
92:09 stance when he drew. Yeah. Now I'm
92:11 trained for you. I told you I begged my
92:14 mom for that kung fu [ __ ] Didn't know
92:16 it saved my life. It was like kind of
92:18 like a shadow step and then I just
92:20 tumbled away and I used his car as a
92:22 barricade and then I So this
92:27 dude kept he's saying that he is has 22
92:32 felonies. He kicked the
92:34 canine or whatever and he is sitting
92:40 here. This is
92:42 insane. This is emotionally draining.
92:45 Ran out. They thought I ran around the
92:46 house, but I did the old ghetto trick. I
92:48 ran around the house twice. Instead of
92:50 like going left in and the next Young
92:53 Jello is like, "Look, I like big thick
92:55 fem thighs." Hey man, two consenting
92:57 adults. You go after those big juicy
92:59 thighs.
93:11 He just ran around the house again and I
93:14 ran back the way I came and it goes gone
93:17 and they're looking everywhere but the
93:18 chopper's out and uh I think he saw me
93:21 at the end of the block, man, because
93:22 the light hit me and I said, "Fuck, I'm
93:25 I just can't run no more, man." So they
93:27 got laid down. I just laid down. Yeah, I
93:29 just laid down. So, how many cops did
93:31 you end up fighting? Was it three or
93:33 four or what was it? The charges are
93:36 four counts of aggravated assault and
93:38 two counts of aggravated assault with a
93:40 deadly weapon on law enforcement
93:41 officers. I think what it is is I got
93:44 one of the charges was for the dog. It's
93:46 an actual like police. That's a that's a
93:49 cop. That's not a dog. That's an actual
93:51 cop. So, how long did you spend in
93:54 prison for that? So, I went to
93:55 Okachchobee Correctional DC number
93:58 966222. Man, Okachchobee Correctional in
94:01 Florida. I went threeyear minimum
94:02 mandatory sentence. And you got this
94:05 lunch bag, you know, of your [ __ ]
94:07 That's it, right? And they're like, "Put
94:09 it down." I'm like, "No, it's everything
94:11 I got." And it's raining out here. All
94:12 my shit's going to be wet. I got nothing
94:14 dry. When I go Well, yeah, that's true.
94:16 When you go to jail, you have like a
94:18 little bit of [ __ ] They put it away and
94:20 like, "Ah, whatever you get back out. If
94:22 you get back
94:24 out, you'll get it back then. Don't
94:27 worry. We'll keep it safe for you
94:29 inside. And he said, I said, "Put that
94:32 down, inmate." And I said, "My name's
94:33 Ryan." He was a captain. Come right to
94:36 my face. Says, "Bor." Yeah, this shit's
94:38 kind of boring. I expected this [ __ ] I
94:41 was like, "Oh man, this is going to be
94:42 crazy." Like, I'm kind of fening to go
94:44 on to the Keful
94:48 [ __ ] because this is just like this is
94:50 just an insane guy being insane. like,
94:55 "Well, you're going to listen to us
94:57 here." I said, "I don't know any boys
94:58 around here. I'm a man." 288 days on CM
95:02 for that. Postmanage. Yeah. This is kind
95:05 of
95:07 [ __ ] At least. All right. Yeah. I
95:09 can't. This is painful. Let's get to
95:11 where Boogie is.
95:16 Pick up. Like, I genuinely don't give a
95:19 [ __ ] about this random [ __ ] weirdo
95:22 story. Like, I care about what happened
95:24 to Boogiey's house. I care about
95:26 Boogiey's reaction. Him talking about
95:29 cartels and shrooms. I don't care. No,
95:33 you better hope not. I was going to put
95:35 out his [ __ ] username is Batman,
95:38 Mr. I'm not connected to society. Oh my
95:41 god. Okay. Well, he's he's gone now. Uh,
95:45 how's audio levels? uh four police
95:48 officers, a K-9, uh was a drug dealer at
95:52 one point, an esports legend, uh a
95:57 medicine man, a healer, an
96:00 exorcist, and uh a number one hater
96:03 right now of Boogie2988,
96:07 who's who's
96:09 a what he is at the moment. Thanks for
96:11 coming on. We appreciate it. Uh any last
96:13 thing you want to say? Oh man, we should
96:15 hang out sometime. It sounds like a fun
96:18 time.
96:20 Nice meeting you, Flaming Star. All the
96:22 pleasure. See you, man.
96:26 And there you have it, ladies and
96:29 gentlemen.
96:30 That was the interview with Wings. Don't
96:35 think he's going to pick up. No, you
96:38 better hope not. I was going to point
96:40 out his [ __ ] username is
96:42 Batman. Mr. I'm not connected to
96:44 society. Oh my god. Okay. Well, he's
96:48 he's gone now. Uh, how's audio levels?
96:51 Uh, chat. Audio levels good.
96:54 Do I sound good? Does Yeah. I don't
96:56 know. I seem a little quieter in wings.
96:58 For sure. For sure. So, what did you
97:01 guys think of this interview?
97:03 I can see why Boogie chose this guy to
97:06 help him out. He seems perfect for the
97:07 job.
97:09 Yeah. Boogie, what were you doing, dude?
97:13 What were you
97:20 doing? Like, you didn't take two seconds
97:23 to like just take this guy's name and do
97:25 a goo. Like, I'm sure a Google search
97:27 would have brought up a lot.
97:31 [Laughter]
97:35 Oh, I'm glad for you, Angie. You found
97:36 someone new. Good for you.
97:40 Um, your your judgment of character is
97:42 is bar none. You really should um you
97:46 should be checking those guys before
97:47 they get the nuclear uh you know those
97:49 guys that push the buttons before they
97:50 drop the bomb. You should be the
97:52 interviewer. Yeah. Yeah. You're smart.
97:54 You're smart. Now, Wings, go ahead. Go
97:57 ahead, Wings. Wings, what is with this
98:00 audio? If this is his audio for all
98:03 this, I'm moving on the keffles and I I
98:06 don't think people will mind. But boogie
98:08 like like how do you trust people this
98:10 [ __ ] easily, dude? Like I'm going to
98:12 show you something here.
98:17 Uh, they fix it later. Okay. Yeah.
98:20 Wings. This is something. This is
98:23 Flaming Stars truck, right? It is like a
98:26 97 F-150. It's probably older than
98:29 Boogie's [ __ ] girlfriend. And No, it
98:33 definitely is.
98:40 [Music]
98:43 No, dude. Obby late 90s
98:46 audio. There was plenty of good
98:49 bikes. The SM the FM7B dude was uh I
98:54 think it was Michael Jackson who
98:57 recorded Thriller on there. So m good
99:01 mics were around just he doesn't know
99:05 what a limiter or compressor is. Bookie
99:07 for some reason thought this man had
99:09 $100,000 to give him for Magic cards.
99:12 This man that drives a 97 F-150. And I
99:15 know you're going to say what you're
99:16 going to say. You're going to say like
99:17 rich people live a meek life. They drive
99:19 me cars. Yeah. No the [ __ ] they don't
99:23 drive a 97
99:25 F-150. Good lord. And I'm so sick of
99:29 this Native American. Uh well, hey man,
99:31 maybe he was
99:32 uh he was living low because he was in
99:35 the cartel, man. He was getting his
99:37 clothes from Walmart so the feds
99:39 wouldn't pick him up. He's living that
99:40 life, right?
99:44 [ __ ] We're going to start calling him
99:45 Chief Red Rooster because Deo Chief Red
99:50 Rooster. What the [ __ ] does that
99:54 mean? Oh, that's Angie. I'm sorry.
99:56 That's not a good way to put it. My
99:58 boyfriend is the least toxic boyfriend I
100:01 ever
100:03 had.
100:13 Congratulations. And I'm not trying to
100:15 be I hope you don't take that the wrong
100:17 way. I just want to see you be
100:20 okay. You know what I mean? Be careful.
100:24 is a [ __ ] Italian name. It's not a
100:27 Native American name. He's not [ __ ]
100:28 Cherokee. I don't think he's ever [ __ ]
100:30 a Cherokee woman.
100:33 I I I've met a guy. He He's He's called
100:35 Chiefs Runs with Spaghetti. All right.
100:37 Yeah, I'm the le I'm the least worst
100:39 streamer that I want. Well, don't ask
100:42 people. Ask people about that again in a
100:44 couple months. Two two seconds. Two
100:46 seconds. Wing, something's wrong with
100:48 your audio. You might be on the wrong
100:49 mic. Yeah. Could you move your breast
100:51 over to the right more? may may actually
100:53 act as a
100:55 compressor. I have no idea what the [ __ ]
100:58 that means. Am I on the wrong? Let me
101:01 check. Yeah, man. Be safe. And if it's
101:04 not
101:05 healthy, it's okay to be
101:10 single. I enjoy being single. I do.
101:16 You definitely sound louder than normal
101:17 and like a little blown out. Yeah, it's
101:19 like blown the [ __ ] out. You just got to
101:21 sh pick the right one in Discord. Yeah.
101:25 But to answer to answer your question, I
101:28 had somebody uh Obby has been single for
101:31 12 years. No wonder he is coming all the
101:34 time.
101:39 [Laughter]
101:43 Yeah, man. as a person who's been in
101:45 long-term relationships and who has been
101:48 single. I mean, there look, I'm I know
101:50 I'm going to eventually get into
101:51 something again. You know, it's not that
101:53 I'm like going to Oh my I'm going to be
101:56 alone for No, I know. I have no problem
101:59 pulling.
102:01 Um, but I'm not in a rush. I don't
102:04 [ __ ]
102:06 care, you know?
102:10 God, a friend who owns Gear Gaming, uh
102:13 Glenn Whitman. Him and I have been
102:14 friends for a really long time. We've
102:15 done business together. He's borrowed
102:17 money for me, paid me back with
102:18 interest. He's given me match cards.
102:20 We've had lots of dinners. Uh you know,
102:22 I've shopped at a shop stores for like
102:24 10 years now. And that's why you like
102:26 guys you I'm gay so I don't have to
102:29 explain hell divers.
102:39 He told me like Ryan's not a bad guy,
102:41 you know? You got to be careful. I need
102:43 a 20-year-old girlfriend like Keemstar
102:46 with him, but Ryan's not a bad guy. And
102:48 I don't know, man. When we shot the
102:51 documentary, I honestly was just kind of
102:53 fooling around for the documentary,
102:54 right? Uh we just You know what the
102:56 problem is with nothing else? So, all
102:58 kidding aside, with dating someone
103:00 younger, is that even if they are
103:02 interested in you, they're going to want
103:04 kids. I want I have three kids. I am
103:07 good. I do not want to reproduce
103:13 again because like
103:15 25, you know, I mean, I would date a 20
103:18 if like if 25 year olds like they're
103:20 like, "Yeah, no, I'm good. I don't want
103:22 to have
103:24 kids." But snipped or not, like that's
103:26 the thing. If you get with someone
103:29 younger of legal
103:31 age, they're going to want to have kids
103:34 and then Yeah. No, no, no. Thought you I
103:37 am standing firm on that. Just needed an
103:40 ending for that thing and that's the the
103:42 thing we went for. Ryan had been
103:44 contacting me for years saying, "Let me
103:47 help you. Let me heal you. Let me help
103:49 you. Let me heal you. Let me help you.
103:50 Let me heal you." And I thought, "Here's
103:52 an Yeah, but Boogie, you could have just
103:55 been like, oh, let me check. Yeah, this
103:57 guy is a [ __ ] psychopath." That would
103:59 have taken you two minutes of Google
104:02 searching. I mean, I get it. You said
104:04 that you were like desperate and he was
104:06 offering a solution,
104:11 but oh god, could you imagine he got her
104:17 pregnant opportunity to put him on
104:19 camera and who knows, maybe something
104:21 good will happen. And I do still believe
104:23 to this day that the experience I had
104:27 with the the documentary was a good one.
104:29 Right. You were high. It was a drug. Uh,
104:32 you know, I mean, I'm not just You know
104:34 what? I I could take you to Chief's runs
104:36 with cocaine. You You'd feel great.
104:40 Yeah. No, don't compare mushrooms to
104:43 Coke, dude. I haven't done mushrooms,
104:45 but mushrooms are a hell of a lot safer.
104:47 There is a chance, no matter what, from
104:49 what I've read, there is a when you do a
104:51 bump of Coke, there is a chance, no
104:53 matter what health you are in or you
104:56 could be the healthiest person in the
104:57 world, there is always a risk you could
104:59 have a heart attack from Coke. ain't
105:00 happening with shrooms at least.
105:03 But fast forward to,
105:07 you know, December and he's hitting me.
105:09 Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you watch?
105:12 According to Tommy, why don't you just
105:13 do heroin, Boogie?
105:22 [Applause]
105:25 Hard all the time. He's like messaging
105:27 me, Boogie, let me help. Boogie, let me
105:28 help. Boogie, let me help. And it but I
105:30 talked to Glenn and Glenn's like yeah
105:32 he's in a pretty desperate way right
105:33 now. He needs help. And I'm like I I'm
105:35 not in a position where I can help
105:36 anybody. He's like yeah I bet you could
105:39 in his situation cuz he's broke as a
105:41 joke about to lose his house about to
105:43 lose everything. And I saw an
105:45 opportunity to I don't know have some
105:47 fun. Hang out with a guy. Hold up. Yeah.
105:50 I got more pillows to stuff. Hold up.
105:52 Hold the [ __ ] up. Yeah. This was before
105:55 you made the Yeah, sure. I'll have a
105:58 snow dogs
106:00 goal. I'll eat cocaine covered turds on
106:04 stream. That that's that's I'm sure it's
106:06 not against to.
106:09 Oh god, it's so disgusting. Blood deal
106:11 for the Magic cards. Like why would you
106:13 make the blood deal with the Magikarss
106:15 if this guy is telling you he's broke as
106:17 a joke? Because Glenn is involved and I
106:19 trusted Glenn to get my cards back,
106:21 which he did. And uh Well, why did you
106:22 give him the cards to begin with?
106:25 I was I without incriminating 10 $10
106:28 snow dog tip golfing myself when the
106:31 cards left my house. I was not I'll wear
106:34 Phil's wig and eat a snow dog in my
106:37 correct state of
106:38 mind without incriminating myself. Got
106:42 to watch people let my play button walk
106:44 out the front door. He got you high and
106:46 he stole your Yes, young jello. I have
106:50 I will neither confirm nor deny that
106:53 that's what happened.
106:55 The medicine man, all right, who's
106:58 supposed to be healing you, gets you
107:01 [ __ ] up on drugs and then convinces
107:04 you in a very manipulative state where
107:08 he's supposed to be helping you and
107:10 guiding you through this [ __ ] journey
107:13 of healing. Let me have the magic cards.
107:17 And that's not even the dumbest thing he
107:18 did. The the most evil thing he did. I'm
107:21 just good with weed, man. I don't even
107:24 like if I never touch alcohol
107:27 again, I'm fine. Like alcohol, you feel
107:32 great for like a half an hour, 45
107:36 minutes, and then it's just it you just
107:39 feel like even if you're drinking water,
107:41 it still gets you dehydrated. Whereas
107:43 weed, I don't wake up with a hangover. I
107:45 just wake up
107:46 being normal. Uh uh some people actually
107:50 do. I think it was um David Jaffy I
107:53 think at one of his streams he said he
107:54 gets weed hangovers. Some people do. I'm
107:57 not one of them. Was one of the oldest.
107:59 You're on Delta talking about fanboy
108:03 thighs in the book. He's like let me
108:05 double your wealth. I'll teach you how
108:06 to double your wealth. I'll he says in
108:08 the interview, right? Let me teach you
108:09 how to double your wealth. I can double
108:10 your wealth. The the way Yeah. Whenever
108:12 anyone says that, unless it's like
108:14 Warren Buffett, run. You start by
108:17 doubling your wealth is by signing over
108:19 everything you own to his name. That's
108:22 what he wanted me to do. He wanted me to
108:23 create a he wanted me to create a trust.
108:27 So, here's the thing that I've kept
108:28 offline because up until this moment, I
108:30 did not want to completely make a fool
108:32 out of this con man, but I'm glad to do
108:34 it now, obviously, and I've been excited
108:36 for the
108:39 opport. Oh, you are an interesting man.
108:42 It would have taken seconds to do it.
108:46 Why did you want to What's up, Julie?
108:51 See, this is what made me think about
108:52 holding off the goal, too, because now I
108:54 see more people coming in. Detected con
108:56 man prior, though, because I slap me
108:59 once, turn the other cheek, just move
109:01 on. Who cares, right? I made a stupid
109:04 mistake. Something bad happened to me.
109:06 Who gives a [ __ ] Let it go. It's only
109:09 when he It's only when he took it online
109:11 that I decided to take it online. It's
109:13 only after he threw something to my
109:14 front [ __ ] porch, I decided to
109:16 [ __ ] press charges. I'm I'm not the
109:19 kind of guy who escalates. I'm the kind
109:21 of guy who deescalates. I'm the kind of
109:22 guy who tries to get the way the [ __ ]
109:24 away from crazy people once they show me
109:26 how [ __ ] crazy they are. Get the guy
109:28 who shot at Frank Hassel. Come on now.
109:30 This is risk.
109:34 Ban anybody who shoots at Frank Hassel.
109:45 Oh yeah, I'm begging for money, dude. I
109:47 am pleading for money. That's what I
109:48 have done the entire stream. I have
109:50 gotten on my knees and said, "I will
109:52 suck dick for money."
109:57 Duh.
110:02 Getting scammed is not deescalation. I'm
110:05 just helping you out. Oh, I s but we're
110:07 sitting on my we're sitting in my game
110:09 room table and he's like I can double
110:11 your wealth sign over everything. Well,
110:13 yeah, if you're having edibles at the
110:16 same time naturebased sign over
110:18 everything. I'm like I'm not going to do
110:19 that obviously. He's like then what's
110:22 your retirement plan? I'm like well
110:23 you're looking at it. So I have these I
110:25 have a massive Magic the Gathering
110:27 collection. I'm sitting here sorting
110:29 cards right now, right? And my
110:33 collection is certainly worth a 100k.
110:35 I've just in the last two weeks, I know,
110:38 but in just the last two weeks, I've
110:40 gone Yeah, the value of it may be there
110:42 though, Tommy, just because I'm not
110:44 interested in Magic the Gathering cards
110:46 either. Through five uh sorry, but
110:49 doesn't mean they're not valued at that.
110:52 Uh about $25,000 worth of stuff. You're
110:54 looking at $2,000 right here that I
110:56 cataloged while we're setting here. Now,
110:58 will I get that much for it? No. I'll
110:59 probably get 75,000 if I sell to my
111:02 local gaming store. Doesn't matter. I
111:05 pointed to three boxes of bulk. Yeah,
111:08 it's going to be He's probably going to
111:10 have to sell them like individually.
111:12 It's going to be a pain in the balls.
111:16 Bulk. Bulk. Yeah, there's some dollar
111:18 cards in there. Sure, there's maybe some
111:20 The only way he would sell them at bulk
111:22 would be to get a ste. If he wants to
111:25 get close to that 100k, he's going to
111:27 have to sell him separately because the
111:30 only way he's going to get them sold in
111:32 bulk is if he like probably gets at
111:36 least 40% less than he wants. $3 cards
111:40 in there. But I hand the three tubs are
111:44 bulk. All of the cubes, all of the
111:46 decks, all of the everything else is in
111:48 the room. I I'm sure DSP would kill me
111:50 in Minecraft. I have no idea what the
111:52 [ __ ] I've played Minecraft once in my
111:54 life cuz I remember this guy I used to
111:56 work with at Radio Shack wouldn't shut
111:58 the [ __ ] It's like oh it's the most
111:59 amazing thing ever and I play I'm like
112:02 stop
112:05 now. Like he would just talk about it
112:07 every like not every shift that's an
112:09 extreme but enough. I knew that I was
112:12 getting played at that moment because
112:13 he's been trying to get access to my
112:14 bank account. I'm like hey what about
112:17 these three boxes of bulk? He's like
112:18 what what are they worth? I'm like, "I
112:20 don't know. On a good day, $10,000." He
112:23 goes, "What about 20?" I'm like, "I
112:24 don't know. What about 50?" He's like,
112:26 "What about a h 100red? I'll give you a
112:27 $100,000 for them." And then you looked
112:29 at his card and thought the whole thing
112:30 was stupid. Oh, that's right. You
112:31 didn't. No. I'm I'm going to let the
112:34 idiot walk out with three boxes of bulk.
112:36 Especially because I know Glenn can get
112:39 them back for
112:40 me. Right. But how did you know he was
112:43 going to go to Glenn?
112:48 Which is what happened. Glenn got them
112:50 back for me. No, Boogie. You're a
112:52 [ __ ] idiot. You are so I know I'm a
112:54 [ __ ] dog. I should have never let
112:56 this [ __ ] near my me, my house,
112:58 my family, my dog, my [ __ ] home. You
113:00 are the biggest Mark ever. You're a
113:02 [ __ ] Mark. Tell me something I don't
113:05 [ __ ] know. I worked for you. I must
113:07 be one dumb [ __ ] Huh?
113:11 Let's Let's be lazy on Boogie. He did
113:14 send Desi. See, that's interesting. Some
113:17 kind of weed bothers you nature-based
113:18 and some doesn't. To her own planet. Oh,
113:20 that's not that was a nice thing to do.
113:23 Thank Yeah. My favorite thing is in the
113:25 interview um I think it's in the What
113:28 planet is that by the way? Apparently it
113:30 is the belt of Orion. So not a planet, a
113:33 star system and she got according to him
113:36 this did not happen for the record
113:38 obviously. Uh, but according to him, he
113:41 tripped her with a wave of his hand. And
113:43 he said in the other interview he did
113:44 with Lutter Sparks and Trippy Savage to
113:47 the middle of Orion's belt where she's
113:50 originally from. Yeah, I prefer Indica
113:53 over Sativa, too. So that she could be
113:55 pulled back in time to heal the trauma
113:58 of her father. Hey, Desi. So Desi
114:00 cheated on you with Trap Daddy and
114:03 Flaming Star, Captain Kirk, apparently.
114:06 Hold on one second.
114:08 What is going on? Hey, hey, Desi, come
114:10 here. Come here. Come on camera real
114:11 quick. Same old. Same old. Huh? Uh, do
114:13 you think all of that trauma uh related
114:15 to your family history like with your
114:17 dad is is healed now?
114:21 Of course not. Also, he claimed to have
114:27 course Wait, wait. Time out. Time out.
114:29 Wings, you have to fix your mic, dude.
114:31 This is like he's going to have to edit
114:33 this. Click click click click um click
114:36 the rotary wheel in the lower left
114:37 corner. I've clicked all that. Okay.
114:40 Okay. Now it's really low. Let me see.
114:43 Go ahead. Talk. One, two, three, four,
114:46 five. Talk like you're about to yell.
114:48 Hey. Hey. Yeah, that's good. That's
114:50 good. That's good. That's good. Okay.
114:52 Oh, I wish I had Look here. Look.
114:54 Listen. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Go ahead.
114:55 Go ahead. Wings. What were you saying? I
114:57 said, "Of course she's got [ __ ]
114:58 trauma. She's dating Boogie." Like who?
115:00 Who? Something has to push her into the
115:02 arms of that. That's fresh. Patrick,
115:04 you're crossfaded trauma. I thought you
115:07 meant Oh god, I I have yet to give her
115:09 any fresh trauma. I'm working on it.
115:11 Give me time. Okay, we'll get the fresh
115:13 drama time of year two or three. No, you
115:15 definitely have. Remember when you
115:16 called me? You gave that girl some
115:18 trauma. She She was having a bad [ __ ]
115:20 day. She was not comfortable sleeping in
115:22 this house while Ryan was at large. And
115:24 I don't blame her. She was having a bad
115:27 [ __ ] day when I called you. Um, but
115:29 uh but what I was going to say was he
115:32 also claimed to have cured me of
115:34 fatness.
115:39 And you still hung around with this
115:41 dude.
115:50 Tada.
115:52 See, that's when you should have known
115:53 when he was full of [ __ ] Well, that was
115:55 that wasn't in the Lunar Sparks
115:57 interview, I guess. Okay, so here's the
115:59 problem, right? Okay, well that was a
116:01 but still. Right, obviously I I recorded
116:03 this interview. I don't know what the
116:05 [ __ ] the truth is, right? So after the
116:08 interview, I hit up Michael Clum and I
116:11 go, "Hey, I just interviewed The Shaman
116:14 and the Shaman told me your cameraman
116:17 uh went and like stole money out of his
116:19 bank account." And Michael Clum sends me
116:22 a message and he goes, "Yeah, that might
116:24 be true." Yeah, that might be true. If
116:27 you want to hear the story of the of the
116:28 then wait wait wait wait wait wait
116:30 before we get into that story then while
116:32 we're editing this. All right. Me and
116:35 Connor are editing this interview and
116:36 we're trying to make it as snappy. Yeah.
116:38 How do you cure someone of fatness? Did
116:40 you like put a vacuum up his ass and
116:42 suck the fat out and as entertaining as
116:45 possible? And Connor starts doing some
116:48 research and a lot of the [ __ ] that the
116:50 shaman is telling us can be backed up.
116:53 Like we're fine. Yeah.
116:56 So everything he said may have been the
116:59 truth. I mean no way. He can't be a top
117:02 50 Halo 2 player. Never seen a person
117:04 rage until Starcraft. That is [ __ ]
117:06 Well, I will tell you in the two days
117:08 that he was here, he played a lot of
117:10 Magic the Gathering on my arena account
117:13 and he's like, "This game's so easy. I
117:15 once got the platinum in a weekend. It's
117:17 the easiest thing." He spent two hours
117:20 two days playing for about four to six
117:22 hours a day and couldn't get out of the
117:24 gold league. So, it must not be as easy.
117:27 I know nothing about Magic the Gathering
117:30 is
117:32 he Let's get into this. What happened
117:35 with Michael Clum's cameraman? Okay, so
117:38 that man is by the name of uh let's call
117:40 him Mitch, which may or may not be his
117:42 real name. His name already got leaked
117:43 as Mike. Well, it's not Mike. Uh it's
117:46 definitely not Mike. Okay. But let's
117:48 call him Mitch. May or may not be his
117:49 name. Let's call him Mike the cameraman,
117:51 right? But Mitch uh worked for Michael
117:53 Clum for a period of time, his real
117:55 name. And uh he definitely has uh
117:58 borderline personality. And Larry, you
118:01 know what,
118:05 Larry? This is how you don't [ __ ] a
118:09 stranger in the This is why you
118:11 shouldn't [ __ ] a stranger in the ass.
118:16 Tacoma wept.
118:23 Thank you, sir. That now puts us at
118:27 Yeah. 79 72 specialist.
118:32 They don't know the history, my [ __ ]
118:38 We been in the world years ago,
118:41 man. You know what I mean?
118:44 Yeah.
118:46 [Music]
118:49 Yeah. 3:00 a.m. stream. Sure. Yeah.
118:51 Okay. Sure. Uh, so add another 50 in
118:55 there. 172. We're
119:00 close. We're close. No, do not ever say
119:03 we again.
119:14 No. your memberships. Stop it.
119:20 And he was when he was up, when he was
119:22 good, he did a really good job for Mike.
119:24 Helped build his business to some
119:26 degree. But the problem was he was never
119:28 very stable. So him and Mike parted ways
119:32 and uh he just he saw an opportunity to
119:35 put a little money in in Mitch's pocket.
119:37 Gabe, I'm going to give you one better.
119:40 I have to do because I enjoy it.
119:44 [Music]
119:45 I'm a size
119:47 queen. I like big dicks. I like big
119:51 dicks. I like big dicks.
119:56 I'm a size queen. I'm a size queen. Yes.
119:59 [Music]
120:02 Yeah.
120:05 I like big dicks. I like big dicks. I
120:09 like big dicks. I'm a size queen.
120:16 Philip Bernell is a
120:20 man. When you f This is what happens
120:23 when you [ __ ] a stranger in the ass.
120:26 When you find a stranger in the Alps.
120:29 Did they really change it to that?
120:30 That's so bad. That is so [ __ ]
120:36 bad. So, we got
120:39 another 12 in there. So, we are
120:45 at
120:46 184. I'm an
120:50 idiot. Yeah,
120:55 184. I'm a size queen. I like big dicks.
120:59 I'm a s I should just I probably would
121:01 make a a decent coin if I just turned
121:04 this into like an actual
121:06 [Music]
121:11 What's up, dude? Mama, how about you
121:13 kiss my [ __ ] ass and lick my balls?
121:17 DSP Foundation donated $28.
121:20 The [ __ ] you mean? Close. This stream is
121:23 going till late. It won't end early,
121:25 unlike Phil on May 1st. Believe that.
121:30 Listen, we hit the goal. I'm just
121:32 turning. Congratulations. We can
121:34 uh try to relax your anus. I thought I
121:38 have the relax your anus song on here.
121:40 Did I not put it back
121:48 on? Well,
121:50 [ __ ] Yeah. Yes. Give me your mailing
121:53 address. I want to mail you a spoon so
121:55 you can eat [ __ ] out of my [ __ ] ass.
121:57 Well, you know what, dude? I made it
121:59 reasonable, too. 12:30. I could get more
122:01 after I'm done streaming here. Or unless
122:04 you guys want to see it. I don't think
122:05 you do. Elden Ring. I could get it done.
122:10 It's not
122:14 insane. God, I was up so late last night
122:17 recording
122:19 footage.
122:21 Man, big games require a lot of footage
122:24 and a lot of 4K footage takes up a lot
122:26 of space, even if it's compressed. Why?
122:29 Who do any of you care? No, you don't.
122:31 Let's go. Pocket because Mitch was
122:33 homeless at the time. I've done it.
122:36 Timbo slice. I've done it. I don't want
122:37 to bring any my like real cameramen.
122:40 They've got to run the business. The
122:41 pointier the better. Cover me with your
122:43 man milk. It's just my man milk. It's my
122:47 man
122:48 milk. I can't stop it, Tim. Stop
122:53 it. It's got breast milk sprayed
122:59 everywhere. Oh my
123:02 god. Oh, Agent Cooper, you're one of
123:05 those [ __ ] guys who thinks
123:08 that because of my take that I'm pro
123:12 piracy,
123:15 which yeah, I kind of am in a way
123:26 now. And if you don't like that, uh,
123:29 blame how the industry is treating
123:32 games.
123:36 Look, this will probably annoy you. I
123:38 got a flash cart full of a bunch of Sega
123:40 Genesis games
123:42 here. You see that, Larry? You see that?
123:46 This is what happens when you [ __ ] a
123:48 stranger in the
123:53 ass. You're a 238, by the way. Yes, we
123:56 have blown past the
124:00 goal, dude. I'm just [ __ ] with you.
124:03 I'm not that emotional. I'm using the
124:05 big Labowski. I assure Look, we could
124:07 agree to
124:09 disagree. I used to be in your
124:12 camp until corporations started [ __ ]
124:15 me in the
124:17 ass. Uh, wow. I have to apologize.
124:20 Didn't know you felt
124:26 Jay. What happened?
124:34 I never said that.
124:37 You like to come to me to Boogiey's
124:39 house? And he's like,
124:40 absolutely. So he brings him here and
124:44 the very first rule they Yeah, that was
124:46 a strange have is you cannot try to
124:48 befriend Boogie. You cannot try to ask
124:50 him for favors. You can't try to work
124:52 with him because that Well, I Well,
124:54 let's talk about some other bangers. I
124:56 got rid of Jay for weed money.
124:58 Um, people are saying that I treated Jay
125:02 absolutely terrible the entire almost
125:04 six years he was with me. Uh, and the
125:08 conspiracy behind that is he couldn't
125:09 find another job. Yes, cuz no one needs
125:11 an
125:13 editor. It's not like there's countless
125:15 YouTubers that are desperately looking
125:17 for editors all the
125:21 time. Yeah, Jay's locked in my basement.
125:23 He's dead.
125:28 I killed him.
125:35 That's why he lost his job at the other
125:36 business. Every time that happened,
125:38 dude. There's a lot of people told a lot
125:40 of different like literally someone said
125:43 multi No, not multiple times. That's a
125:45 lie. Um that I h I fired Jay so I would
125:49 have more weed money. I [ __ ] you not.
125:52 which is funny because
125:54 if I have been spending money for things
125:57 with my job behind the scenes. So yeah,
125:59 that's uh you know it's just going to
126:02 all that
126:03 weed. Yeah, I built a sex dungeon. Yes,
126:07 that I got fired Jay and I masturbating
126:11 in my own sex dungeon. Getting kinky
126:14 with those flashlights, son.
126:17 have a a politician, celebrity, didn't
126:20 matter what it was, he would try to
126:21 befriend him, do business with him, and
126:22 he would always make the company look
126:24 like [ __ ] because Mitch, there's been
126:26 some other insane conspiracies out
126:29 there. It's just
126:31 bonkers. It's like, man, people love a
126:33 good [ __ ] show, huh? Was unwell. So,
126:38 sure enough, the very second day, Mitch
126:40 is like, "Dude, I like editing. I'm not
126:43 going into the whole spiel. I like
126:45 editing. I enjoy it. I'm really looking
126:48 forward to editing the video. I have the
126:50 fi Friday as an old man retrospective
126:52 and how I saw the industry pretty much
126:55 grow with me and how it's in an odd way
126:58 kind of it has plans but it doesn't know
127:01 if they're going to work out like
127:03 uh like me.
127:06 Um so I love it dude. It's fun.
127:11 I think a [ __ ] like with my beats like
127:13 if there's a drop it's kind of the same
127:16 thing with the the videos and it's not
127:19 Jay was a great editor but I can't think
127:21 of that stuff like I can't send my
127:23 psychic energy to the other editor
127:26 whoever it would be that I would
127:37 hire well Sean people come up with like
127:40 look at the podcast with uh I might and
127:45 what they didn't have any kind of issues
127:48 and still people put together. It's just
127:50 human nature. It's what human nature
127:52 does. You
127:54 know, Jay and I could have had a makeout
127:56 session and they would have been like, I
127:58 bet you Rich was snorting coke off of
127:59 his [ __ ] and Jay thought it was weird.
128:01 That's why he left.
128:12 Yeah. And here's a wild thing. You could
128:15 just watch both of
128:20 us. There's plenty of room to go
128:29 around. Canada
128:32 wept. I'm so glad I found this. One of
128:35 you guys showed me this, by the way.
128:36 Tacoma wept.
128:39 Yeah, I'm plenty of large, man.
128:43 I need help. I'm homeless. I I know you
128:45 need help. Let me help you. Give me a
128:47 place to stay. And of course, once
128:49 again, stupid Boogie does. What the
128:52 [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait. Hold the [ __ ]
128:55 what? Okay, but Boogie, here's what I
128:58 don't understand. And I think Keem is
129:00 about I didn't watch this yet, but I
129:02 think Keem is about to say, "You're not
129:03 dumb. You were not. You are an
129:05 intelligent human
129:07 being. We all make dumb mistakes." But
129:10 it's like, "Hey, here's this guy. He
129:12 wants to give me shrooms. He could have
129:14 come on these shrooms and then put
129:16 cyanide on them. I'm just going to take
129:18 them and dance in the woods shirtless
129:20 with him."
129:24 Like how do you how you are such an
129:26 wellspoken, eloquent person who I
129:29 genuinely do think is a good dude. I
129:32 do. How do you do [ __ ] like
129:43 this? That sounds like a good Saturday
129:46 night.
129:57 I have to say Quantum has gotten better
129:59 with editing. He I'm not thinking about
130:02 hiring him. Let's just make that
130:04 abundantly clear as [ __ ] Crystal.
130:06 Crystal [ __ ] clear. Whatever.
130:08 Crystal's in my ass.
130:11 Um Izzy, thank you. I forget to thank
130:14 people. I'm a dick. I'm sorry. We
130:17 [ __ ] blasted past the goal. So, I'm
130:19 here until 12:30 and that's fine. I
130:22 haven't streamed in a while and it's not
130:24 that late. I have to piss, though. It's
130:26 what happens. I had
130:27 a protein bar for dinner because that's
130:30 another thing I want to get back on
130:31 track with. And the less that's in your
130:33 stomach when you drink it just turns
130:34 into
130:37 urine. Thank you, Dr.
130:43 Stupid. I don't want to put it in a
130:45 bottle and breastfeed it to you. I know
130:48 I have a lot of mods here, but
130:49 Bluntmore, you were a mod for like 30.
130:51 You were a mod since like
131:01 1962. Oh, I love pissing on game devs
131:03 all over them. Just
131:06 urinating. That's why Mark Cerny has a
131:08 bull cut so he could defend his head
131:10 against my urine. What the
131:14 [ __ ] that was? I don't mean to laugh at
131:17 my own jokes. That's so corny and
131:18 terrible. But that's horrifying. That is
131:20 disgusting. That's why I'm laughing at
131:22 it. I was just, you know, we were re we
131:25 redesigning the PlayStation 5 Pro and
131:27 Just Rich just walked in and urinated on
131:29 my hair. Luckily, it's a bowl, so I was
131:40 protected. Man, I'm thinking of some
131:42 weird [ __ ] Maybe I should hit up some
131:44 more weed.
131:46 this [ __ ] shaman comes to you, I'm
131:48 going to heal you, cure your fatness.
131:50 No, this is this is complete. And all
131:52 kidding, my jokes about Mark Cerny
131:54 aside, like he seems like one of him. I
131:56 think him and Phil Spencer seem like
131:58 perfectly nice dudes. Like, I don't
132:01 sense I mean, everyone has [ __ ] that
132:03 goes on in their lives, but you know,
132:04 like when some people you could tell
132:06 it's like there's something
132:07 off. Maybe some people think that about
132:09 me.
132:12 Um, yeah, there's nothing off about
132:16 them. No, no, no. Listen, listen. I
132:18 know. I know. But within the same
132:20 [ __ ] time frame now, a second person
132:23 piss up Mark. I think I would probably
132:25 get arrested and beaten into a coma by
132:27 the cops. Not that he's like super
132:29 famous or anything. Could you imagine?
132:32 like he's at the Game Awards and for
132:35 some reason, which I would never be
132:36 there, I think I I I I think Jeff Key
132:40 would drink bleach before he invited me
132:42 there.
132:45 Um, and he just find you find out I'm a
132:48 guest there. You find out uh uh Jeff
132:51 Rich peed on Mark Cernney's
132:53 head. What do we I would be gone. Didn't
132:57 they arrest the guy who was the rabbi
132:59 Bill Clinton dude when Elden Ring won
133:02 game of the year?
133:06 [ __ ] homeless comes to you and you
133:08 let him live in your [ __ ] home. I was
133:11 [ __ ] homeless once. Somebody gave me
133:13 their [ __ ] room to sleep in. So, I
133:15 did the same [ __ ] thing. And yes.
133:17 Yes. Or do you want to know if I'm
133:19 [ __ ] gullible? Yes. Do you want to
133:20 know if I'm [ __ ] stupid? Yes. Do you
133:23 But Boogie like with me and that's why I
133:27 am doing things to prove myself when you
133:31 continually do the same thing even if
133:32 you're aware of it and you don't fix it
133:35 which I am guilty as charged
133:38 too. People are like
133:41 a
133:44 stop. Here he goes. Yeah. This is the
133:47 perfect time for me to urinate.
133:50 Uh yeah. Uh, let me go pee. I
133:58 [Music]
134:06 Yeah,
134:09 [Music]
134:16 dicks. Yeah.
134:19 Breasts. Rest
134:26 up.
134:30 [Music]
134:36 Yeah. up. Yeah.
134:40 [Music]
134:42 Steven Crowder shooting ropes.
134:48 Yeah.
134:52 up.
134:54 [Music]
134:59 Yeah.
135:02 Breasts.
135:04 [Music]
135:10 Yeah.
135:12 [Music]
135:15 It's
135:19 the coma weapon. Weapon.
135:25 I like big dicks.
135:27 [Music]
135:30 Dicks.
135:35 Yeah.
135:38 [Music]
135:45 Dicks. Yeah.
135:48 Breasts. Breasts up.
135:53 [Music]
135:56 Yeah.
136:01 [Music]
136:03 Ups up.
136:07 Yeah.
136:12 Steven
136:17 Crowder. Yeah.
136:20 [Music]
136:28 Yeah.
136:31 Breasts. Breasts.
136:33 [Music]
136:39 Yeah,
136:41 [Music]
136:48 the coma weapon weapon.
136:52 Yeah, I like big dicks.
136:56 [Music]
137:00 Up.
137:02 [Music]
137:07 Yeah. Up.
137:10 [Music]
137:15 Yeah.
137:17 Rest.
137:25 Yeah.
137:27 [Music]
137:36 Yeah.
137:38 [Music]
137:41 Even
137:45 louder. Yeah.
137:49 [Music]
137:56 up. Yeah.
138:00 Breasts.
138:03 Dicks up.
138:08 Yeah.
138:10 [Music]
138:17 Tacoma weapon. Weapon.
138:23 I like big dicks.
138:25 [Music]
138:28 Dicks.
138:33 Yeah.
138:35 [Music]
138:44 Yeah.
138:46 Breasts. Breasts.
138:49 Dicks. Dicks.
138:54 Yeah.
138:56 [Music]
139:05 Yeah. Apologies.
139:07 [Music]
139:12 I'll keep the shirt on for an extra 10
139:14 minutes after. God, I sound like a
139:16 stripper, but
139:18 uh had to run and get someone from run
139:21 up and down three flights of stairs a
139:23 couple times. That's all right,
139:26 though. So s Yes. Uh Susha has broke the
139:30 official news. Quantum TV is now the
139:33 Review Tech USA
139:36 editor. Tacoma wept.
139:42 I'm not going to put it in a bottle and
139:43 breastfeed it to you. Oh my
139:46 god. Piss on Yeah, I will piss on him.
139:52 Do you want to know if I'm easily taken
139:54 advantage of? Yes. Have Have women taken
139:56 advantage of me? Have people taken
139:57 advantage of me? Have [ __ ] people
139:59 like Mitch and [ __ ] Ryan taking
140:00 advantage of me? Yes.
140:02 Yeah, but dude,
140:05 it's the problem is is that a simple
140:08 Google search and you would have found
140:13 uh all this [ __ ] out in seconds, bro.
140:18 [ __ ] listen to me. All right,
140:24 dude. I'm sorry. This podcast is
140:26 actually very entertaining. I like it. I
140:27 mean, there's some dud episodes, but I'm
140:29 sure I have dud streams, too. You know
140:31 what I
140:32 mean? Let me I ain't buying any kind of
140:36 [ __ ] outfit until I have the
140:38 Spongebob Xbox. That's for [ __ ]
140:44 Sure. Yeah. Like
140:47 Boogie, a simple simple Google search
140:51 took seconds. You know how this [ __ ]
140:53 works. You're not
140:55 that I don't know, man.
140:58 Maybe when you're desperate enough to
141:00 find happiness, you
141:03 just you take the copium. Okay. You are
141:07 the [ __ ] man of your household. You
141:09 got to protect your dogs. You got to
141:12 protect your [ __ ] girlfriend. You got
141:14 to protect everything in that home and
141:17 you're letting [ __ ] homeless mother.
141:19 There was no girlfriend at the time and
141:21 my room I had one roommate and that
141:23 roommate. There was no girlfriend at the
141:24 time. No, of course not. Uh, then why is
141:27 the girl in the documentary?
141:29 Because there's a six-month period. Can
141:32 you not tell time? Sixmon period. He's
141:35 lying. You're stuttering, dude. When we
141:37 started filming is you're you got to be
141:40 the man of the house and like protect
141:42 your house and protect your [ __ ]
141:43 people. Yes, but someone Why does Tommy
141:46 see like he's about to barf? He's like,
141:50 "What happened there? Or am I or am I
141:52 just really sto looking at it wrong?"
141:54 Hold on. to me. Have [ __ ] people like
141:56 Mitch and [ __ ] Ryan take advantage of
141:57 me. [ __ ] listen to me. All right, you
142:02 are the [ __ ] man of your household.
142:04 You got to protect your dogs. Keemstar
142:07 is right. He's not wrong with this. You
142:10 got to protect your [ __ ] girlfriend.
142:13 You got to protect your birds. Natsu,
142:24 you got to protect everything in that
142:26 home and you're let in [ __ ] Is he
142:29 vaping weed? Homeless [ __ ]
142:32 There was no girlfriend at the time in
142:34 my room. I had one roommate and that
142:36 roommate. There was no girlfriend at the
142:37 time. No, of course not. Uh, then why is
142:40 the girl in the documentary?
142:42 Because there's a six-month period. Do
142:45 you not tell time? There's a six-month
142:46 period from when we started filming when
142:48 we finished. That doesn't sound right,
142:50 Boogie. Is you're you got to be the man
142:53 of the house and like protect your house
142:54 and protect your [ __ ] people. Yes,
142:56 but someone when I was [ __ ] homeless
142:58 gave me a place to stay and I wanted to
143:00 return the favor and Mike said Mitch was
143:02 harmless so I let him stay. Simple.
143:04 Let's get back to the topic. Like,
143:07 dude, you keep throwing Mike under I'm
143:09 gonna ask Mike about that. You keep
143:11 throwing Mike under the bus. Like I
143:13 can't picture him just like doing all of
143:15 this insane
143:17 [ __ ] And even if Mike Okay, so let's
143:20 say Mike did, I would still be like,
143:23 "What is this? He's a shroom dealing
143:28 shaman. What's his
143:31 name?" Yeah, he's talking about Mike
143:37 Clum who doesn't do drugs.
143:42 How did he steal $600 and get a home
143:45 loan? So he Mitch lives here for like
143:47 five days and he's like, "I want to go
143:49 see that shaman. I want to go see that
143:50 shaman." Ryan gives him a metric [ __ ]
143:53 ton of mushrooms and unbeknownst to me,
143:56 he takes them here in my back bedroom.
143:58 So I wake up in the middle of the night
144:00 to my television being flung to the
144:03 ground. Cheers, Mitch. because you let a
144:06 random [ __ ] weirdo into your
144:12 home. Dude, I don't care who like I
144:15 don't care who recommends someone to
144:17 live here. Like, I want to know about
144:19 them
144:23 first. Stomping around my house with his
144:27 pants down around his ankles. Oh, that's
144:29 hot. Sucking on his thumb saying, "Time
144:33 and space. time and space clearly
144:36 drugged out of his mind. And I take care
144:38 of Mitch till the next day. And the next
144:39 day, obviously, I make Mitch leave. Um,
144:43 and where does he go? He goes to sleep
144:45 at Ryan's. So, he's at Ryan's place for
144:49 like two weeks. I don't know. And at the
144:51 end of that two weeks, he's like, "Hey,
144:53 man. Hold up. Doesn't Ryan sleep in a
144:55 tent, like a yurt?" No. Ryan's got a
144:58 place in Rogers. Rogers got a house. He
145:00 he he's about to be evicted on the 21st,
145:02 but up until the 21st, he had a place to
145:04 stay. And now that he's in jail, I
145:06 suspect he's going to lose it
145:08 regardless. But no, he lived in a
145:09 duplex. Yeah, he he he lived in a duplex
145:11 up in Rogers. I don't know where any of
145:13 this yurt [ __ ] comes from. But all of
145:14 the people that know him, Glenn, Rich,
145:16 all these people have confirmed there's
145:17 no [ __ ] yucking.
145:21 Yeah, I have no idea what the [ __ ]
145:22 you're talking about. Good interruption,
145:24 Keemstar. Like I Who's Yurt? Who? 1500
145:26 Indians. Flaming those cards. Flaming
145:30 star said Flaming Star said the
145:33 cameraman, Michael Clum's cameraman,
145:36 Mitch, who we're calling him. Yeah, he's
145:38 not talking about me. I What the [ __ ]
145:40 did I have to do with a shroom tripped
145:43 out fake shaman for some reason? Why
145:45 can't we say his real name? Makes no
145:46 sense. I said boogie. Like, dude, let's
145:49 just do shrooms together. Let's just two
145:51 be big fat bears in the wood. Get naked,
145:54 do shrooms and dance around a campfire.
146:06 His real name isn't Michael either, so
146:07 you call him Mike if you Well, he tried
146:09 to eat you. Did he try to eat you?
146:14 Well, what?
146:19 Yeah, when he was in his primal too.
146:22 That would be a sight to behold. They'd
146:24 be like, "Oh my god, there's not only is
146:26 there one, there's two Sasquatches.
146:28 They're real,
146:30 Dad." No, son. Uh, you should turn away.
146:33 Those are just two fat men that are
146:34 naked.
146:43 Oh man. state. He put his mouth on my
146:47 shoulder temporarily, but I didn't like
146:49 I thought I thought that was Mike Clum
146:50 that tried to eat him, not the
146:51 cameraman. Yeah. See, that's why I
146:53 wanted to call him Mitch because it's so
146:55 easy to this fake cameraman and Mike
146:57 Clum. So, I'm going to call him Mitch so
146:59 we know who we're talking about from the
147:01 interview. That's what I got from it.
147:02 That Mike Clum was the one trying to eat
147:04 him.
147:05 I'm so glad that Wings didn't leave
147:09 yet cuz he really like Well, it was
147:12 Mitch that that supposedly tried to eat
147:14 me, but no, he was just Yeah, I think
147:15 Tommy's stoned. Does he smoke weed?
147:20 I can't tell. It's in a primal state.
147:22 Put his mouth on my shoulder briefly. He
147:24 wasn't trying to consume me, eat me,
147:26 swallow me, or anything stupid like
147:27 that. He did jerk off a lot.
147:38 What? All he only does, Nick. All right.
147:42 Hey, cool, man. Hey, Rich decided to let
147:45 the local crackhead live in my home with
147:47 my family, but that's okay. Someone told
147:48 me he was harmless. Yeah, seriously,
147:54 man. Oh my
147:57 god, dude. This is like the the
147:59 interview part. It was just like him
148:01 just rambling about [ __ ] Who knew knew
148:03 it was true or not? Zero interest.
148:07 This he liked to jerk off a
148:12 lot. Was that your first red flag?
148:24 Oh god. Yeah. You know, I mean, this guy
148:27 was really cool, but every time like I
148:28 just walked past him, he was beating off
148:30 in my living room. But besides that, he
148:32 was a great guest, minus the fact that
148:34 he had no pants on and was sucking his
148:36 thumb and saying he was entering a
148:39 [ __ ] wormhole.
148:41 That is a thing that was happening. He
148:43 did have his pants around his ankle and
148:45 he was playing with his wiener
148:46 constantly.
148:53 Look at all their faces right now.
149:00 Oh my god, dude. I can't I can't
149:05 when he was in this supposed primal
149:07 state. Was he like just standing in the
149:10 I will admit busting a nut while you're
149:12 stoned is quite
149:13 nice. Just probably no one wanted to
149:16 know that, but I said it. And let's
149:18 continue. Beating his dick. Yes. Walking
149:20 all around the house with his dick and
149:24 go to ask him to leave at that point
149:26 like do this [ __ ] behind closed doors.
149:28 What's he gonna do? Walk up down the
149:29 street with his pants off like you got
149:31 to wait till the Oh, wait. Did I never
149:33 close the goal thing or is this still
149:34 annoying people? I'm sorry. Yeah. What
149:36 the [ __ ] dude? Sorry. Problem. Yeah.
149:40 Yeah. So, he he ends up going to stay
149:42 with Ryan. And I don't know what the
149:44 [ __ ] happened between him and Ryan. I've
149:46 never gotten the details, but apparently
149:49 he ripped off Ryan. And the last time I
149:52 saw Mitch, he on his way out of town, he
149:55 came by to see me. He wanted to
149:57 apologize. He had a gift for me. And
150:00 he's like, you know, Ryan and I really
150:02 had a bad falling out. I'm like, "Well,
150:03 tell me the details." He's like, "You
150:05 know, I'm not going to do that. Uh, but
150:07 what I will tell you is I think I got
150:10 pretty even and I think it's going to be
150:12 okay." And I'm like, "All right, man.
150:14 Well, goodbye forever. I don't plan to
150:16 ever. No, I don't need any more
150:18 gummies. No. Mini disc is banging. Oh,
150:22 that's another video that's coming
150:24 again. Everyone's like, "Oh, yeah.
150:25 Where's this video? Where's I'm like,
150:27 yeah, look. Oh, look. Here's this
150:28 review. It's Let me just pull all the
150:30 reviews right out of my ass right
150:34 now." But yeah, man. They're coming.
150:40 Um, shorts.
150:43 I
150:44 might look into someone for doing
150:46 shorts. The main editing I want to
150:49 handle in nobody else. Um, period. End
150:53 of discussion. But shorts, I may bring
150:55 someone on for shorts cuz just I'm one
151:01 person. AI shorts. Could is there any I
151:04 heard all the AI
151:07 shorts are [ __ ] though.
151:20 H I'll have AI do shorts then. I'll look
151:22 into it. I'll look into it before I say
151:24 that because hey Rich, where are the
151:26 shorts? Uh the AI [ __ ] just put up a
151:29 picture of a big erect dick so I
151:30 couldn't use it. Talk to you again and
151:33 we haven't. But uh so at some point Ryan
151:36 when he was here during those two days
151:38 he showed he didn't want to do
151:41 shorts. There's your answer to that for
151:44 everyone saying yeah he didn't want to
151:46 do shorts. Me a piece of paper that said
151:51 someone owed him $600. I couldn't really
151:53 read it because Yeah. Thank you
151:55 Bluntmore. You I think he actually said
151:56 it on a stream or something. He didn't
151:59 want to do shorts
152:02 again. I was out of my mind. You don't
152:06 care about shorts,
152:07 Obby. But do you know where a lot of the
152:10 subgrowth comes from? It ain't about the
152:12 money with shorts. You make a pittance
152:13 with shorts. It's it brings people in
152:17 and brings engagement
152:19 in. He wasn't interested in doing
152:22 shorts. That's all.
152:25 Uh and he's like, "You need to call this
152:27 Mitch person." And I attempted to call
152:29 him and I couldn't. But I believe you
152:31 let you let stop calling him Ryan. His
152:33 name's Flaming Star. Flaming Star. I'm
152:35 so sorry. Yeah. Well, no. Call him
152:38 Flaming Star cuz calling him What if you
152:41 don't wear shorts? Well, then your life
152:43 is [ __ ]
152:53 If you go into, which some people for
152:55 some reason do, if you go into shorts
152:58 thinking that the shorts are about
152:59 making ad
153:01 revenue. No, no, just no. It's about
153:06 engagement. Why do you think I'm doing
153:08 the short for? Because maybe I'll get a
153:10 different audience for the that little
153:12 minis forum PC, which I actually think
153:14 is one of the few small PCs that's
153:15 actually cool.
153:18 And a lot of times for other YouTubers
153:20 too, it works. Like even if a video does
153:24 me, you do a short brings in a different
153:36 audience. What lies are you talking
153:39 about, dude? What What have I [ __ ]
153:41 lied
153:43 about again? You want to pay someone for
153:46 work that isn't there? Go right
153:49 ahead. Have a great day. Back on it,
153:52 [ __ ] Yes, sir. You let I think
153:56 actually his name right now is inmate
153:57 1113757.
153:59 You let a homeless man come and stay in
154:03 your home. Who was I threw him out? I
154:05 threw him out after that. Obviously,
154:07 once his dick once I saw his dick, you
154:09 can't stay here anymore, dude.
154:12 Why did it take you having to see his
154:14 dick?
154:19 The [ __ ] is your life, bro? I'm like,
154:22 well, it's supposed to heal his anxiety.
154:25 I mean, I wonder if he wrote Yes. Yeah.
154:27 Seeing uh what's Flaming Star's dick. He
154:31 It healed my anxiety as well. his dick
154:33 on your seat machine while you want.
154:39 I'm over here thinking that Desi's out
154:41 here cleaning your [ __ ] house. She's
154:42 probably like wiping her hand all over
154:44 his his jism. And yeah, if people are
154:47 going to come here to poke a hornets's
154:50 nest. That's a Yeah, that's another one
154:52 that I heard.
155:06 So, so now as I've got to know Mike and
155:08 Mike will not [ __ ] talk this Mitch
155:10 person. I will however, okay? And I will
155:13 tell you that Mike has told me stories
155:16 of legend of the once and fabled Mitch.
155:20 And in fact, in that area, certainly
155:22 amongst his group of friends, everyone
155:25 has a Mitch story. And so every time I
155:28 go to work with Mike, he asks somebody's
155:30 like, "Tell me your Mitch story. Tell me
155:31 your" And we we sat down and we Is Mitch
155:34 Flaming Star, they keep changing names.
155:37 We tell insane stories of this person
155:39 who's always been very Yeah, dude. If
155:41 you're going to come here and
155:44 just poke a hornets's nest, I'm just
155:47 going to mentally ill. Now, the last I
155:50 heard about him, he is running for mayor
155:53 of Cleveland. His plan was. Yeah, I'm
155:56 getting confused. So, wait. Is Flaming
155:58 Star running for mayor of
156:02 Cleveland? Tommy is checked out like
156:05 [ __ ] blabs from
156:08 uh
156:11 sidescrollers. Yeah, guys, what's done
156:13 is
156:14 done. Wings
156:17 is I don't know.
156:20 I would say he's thinking about breast,
156:22 but he says he's never horny anymore.
156:25 And I don't Keemstar always has an
156:28 interesting face when you pause. He
156:30 bought a shitty house in Cleveland and
156:33 then he started a lawn business and he
156:36 was No, Tommy doesn't smoke apparently.
156:38 He just uh he vapes uh nicotine. He's
156:41 going house to house and doing
156:43 everybody's
156:46 lawn for free. and asking for their
156:50 votes. No, he doesn't. That was going to
156:52 get him mayoral space in Cleveland. The
156:56 guy that jerked off in your home is
156:58 running for the mayor of Cleveland. Yes.
157:00 Oh, maybe
157:02 I
157:03 just You could tell me I'm regarded for
157:06 not keeping up with this is all you all
157:08 you want. So, we got the guy who jerked
157:11 off of Boogie's house is running for the
157:13 mayor of Cleveland. The shaman
157:17 flaming brown
157:21 star [ __ ] wrecked his house. Was he
157:24 the one who jerked off in his
157:28 house? This
157:31 be Congress. He has. Last I heard, he
157:33 hadn't decided. It might be Congress. It
157:35 might be mayor. He mows a mean lawn
157:37 team. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. What are the
157:40 exit polls looking like on this?
157:44 [Laughter]
157:47 Yeah.
157:49 And I mean, you can say what you want to
157:51 about Ryan. Why are you protecting his
157:53 name? Who? The cameraman. Yeah. I don't
157:57 want to get sued. And he's very ligious.
158:00 He's very ligious person. So, I just
158:01 don't want to get sued, dog. He sounds
158:02 like a crackhead, honestly.
158:05 So, this is Mike Clum's cameraman.
158:18 What the [ __ ] is
158:23 Mike? I have to ask him about that if I
158:27 ever meet him. Sounds like Ryan went
158:29 there and did a [ __ ] crack binge.
158:30 That's what it sounds like. Yeah, he is.
158:32 But the last person Oh, yeah. My
158:34 cameraman's great. Uh, don't mind that
158:36 though. He He's a compulsive masturbator
158:38 and he's running for mayor.
158:43 Well, okay then.
158:47 [Applause]
158:50 And I pissed off threw a [ __ ] rock
158:52 through my window in the hopes that I
158:53 was sitting on the other side of it and
158:54 attempt to kill me. So, it wasn't a rock
158:57 water meter [ __ ] a water meter. Yeah.
158:59 Yeah. Yeah. That thing's heavy, too. We
159:01 picked it up. The [ __ ] was heavy. Yeah,
159:03 I know. It's out next stream. Yeah, I
159:06 think I'll do that. I the part of the
159:08 like
159:10 So people are like, "No, I'm not
159:11 watching you play Elden Ring again." I'm
159:13 like, "All right, I get it. It's a It's
159:15 a task for my own time. Not that playing
159:18 it is a task, but I'm capturing
159:21 footage."
159:22 Ah,
159:28 listen. You better [ __ ] on me right
159:35 now. Look, listen.
159:40 Um, [ __ ] play Hell Divers 2 right
159:43 now. Um, I've never played the game
159:47 before. I want to get used to it before.
159:50 Okay. I I'm serious. You're You're
159:52 watching Boogie right now. Yes. And I'm
159:56 This is quite entertaining. I am
159:57 entertained by a cameraman.
160:00 You're You're entertained by it. But
160:02 here's the thing, and I'm going to be
160:04 100% honest here. Why would Mike Clum
160:08 give a [ __ ] pedophile a [ __ ]
160:12 platform? Like, I get it. It It'll get
160:16 him views, even if it is a bunch of hate
160:18 views, but let's let's think about
160:21 it. Why did you And all 12 of the other
160:25 people, uh, did you see my video? I I've
160:30 to be completely honest with you, I
160:32 haven't even had much time to watch
160:34 YouTube. Well, most people didn't watch
160:37 that video, so it's
160:39 okay. Let him be working all day today.
160:43 So,
160:45 like, it's okay. My point being, I said
160:48 this in the video, okay, they're giving
160:50 him a platform. If you want to go into
160:53 the semantics with that, and this isn't
160:54 me like going at you, they gave R. Kelly
160:58 a platform. I was in a helicopter. And
161:01 here's the thing, but pause, pause,
161:03 pause. Let me finish. I'm not saying
161:05 that Boogie is a journalist,
161:08 but EDP is a narcissist who doesn't know
161:13 when to shut his mouth. Oh, yeah. And
161:16 you and there may be evidence that he
161:18 puts out there that buries himself.
161:22 and and and you know, I agree with that,
161:25 but I also understand that I think
161:30 public humiliation and just knowing that
161:33 he's just desperate,
161:35 but it's not stopping him because he
161:37 gets caught again.
161:39 So, he's better off in jail. And if
161:41 there is a chance that it can improve
161:43 the probability because of him not
161:45 shutting his mouth because he can't shut
161:48 his mouth, then let him do it. And
161:50 here's the thing, like I said, we he's
161:53 as of now, he is a free man. I think
161:57 he's a disgusting piece of [ __ ] Well,
161:59 he shouldn't be a free man. I
162:02 mean, to be completely honest with you,
162:05 if things were handled differently, he
162:08 probably would have been behind bars. I
162:10 agree. Yeah, they were jackasses. I
162:13 agree. But it wasn't handled
162:15 differently. And I'm going to be honest
162:17 with you, I think what's his name? Alex
162:19 Rosen. He has actually become better at
162:23 what he
162:24 does. Um, Predator Poachers, he's
162:28 actually gotten better. He's actually
162:31 Yeah, cuz he
162:33 actually he realiz he he he doesn't
162:36 really give but he's proven himself to
162:38 not really give a [ __ ] He He just He's
162:40 like, "Hey, I can make money if I
162:42 actually don't act like a [ __ ] [ __ ]
162:45 more as much." I That guy That guy is
162:48 not a good dude. But whatever, it
162:50 doesn't matter. He's still caught EDP.
162:52 Ah, just came to get a cupcake.
162:57 So, my thing is this. I get why people
163:00 don't want to give him a platform. I
163:02 understand it. And he is a piece of dog
163:05 [ __ ] But if it can make him dig his own
163:10 metaphorical
163:12 grave, I'm fine with that. Let him talk.
163:16 Let them sit there and have
163:17 cheeseburgers and let him eat his way
163:19 into prison.
163:21 Maybe.
163:25 Well, he he's like a
163:28 cockroach at this point because I think
163:32 Okay, so Skeer got them, Alex got him.
163:38 Yeah, but how are they? But the thing is
163:40 these [ __ ] are showing up in
163:41 cupcake outfits looking like they have
163:43 erections. What cop is going to take
163:45 that seriously? I mean, not that sitting
163:47 there having 60 cheeseburgers with
163:49 boogie is going to babe, but again, it's
163:52 more so about they like you can say that
163:56 that that muddies it, but like dude, the
163:59 guy showed up to [ __ ] have sex with a
164:03 kid. Like,
164:05 multiple times he thought he sent an
164:07 underage girl a log of his [ __ ] Like,
164:10 there's like evidence. Like it it's nuts
164:13 that the [ __ ] court systems won't
164:16 take that evidence and throw them in
164:20 prison. It's stupid. Like, okay.
164:24 Like, it's insane the type of [ __ ] that
164:28 they will not take as evidence. Well,
164:31 well, that's Well, the thing is though
164:33 is that if say by chance that you were
164:37 on trial and you were truly innocent,
164:40 okay, you want all of these protections
164:44 and measures in place, even if it does
164:46 end up protecting a shitty person,
164:48 because then a lot of more people who
164:50 are innocent would be behind bars and it
164:52 still
164:53 happens. It sucks. I know. I agree. He
164:56 should be thrown under the jail, but
165:00 he's not. And maybe this will be the
165:02 opportunity that he will get an even
165:05 deeper [ __ ] Yeah, but I I I doubt it.
165:09 The reason why I doubt it is because
165:12 Boogie, but listen, Google Fish, I love
165:15 you. Uh yeah, Boogie has breasts just
165:17 like I have. Well, well, well, Boogie
165:19 doesn't have the [ __ ] knowhow nor the
165:23 ability to pull that information out of
165:26 him. I doubt it. He has an incredible
165:29 I'm hanging up on you now. The reason
165:30 I'm hanging up on you because this is a
165:32 circular conversation. It is not that
165:34 I'm mad at you, Google Fish. I'm not in
165:36 the slightest. Um, I hear what you're
165:38 saying and I don't disagree with you.
165:42 Um, let's see what happens. I'm going to
165:45 watch.
165:46 I know some people may not may not be
165:48 happy about that. I'm going to watch. I
165:50 can understand why you don't want to
165:52 watch and I will I agree with
165:56 you. But this guy has been caught
165:58 multiple times and he's still chilling
166:00 eating
166:03 cheeseburgers. Maybe this could change
166:05 that. Probably not. But maybe it
166:10 can. Yeah. I don't want you to think I'm
166:13 mad, dude. I'm not mad. I get what
166:15 you're saying and I agree, but I also
166:17 could see how there could
166:20 be like I don't want him out. You don't
166:23 think he is gonna try? Of course he's
166:24 going to try
166:26 again. The best was when he finally
166:29 apologized after he tried to pretend it
166:31 was improv and he's like, I'll try to
166:33 never have this hap. As soon as you say
166:35 you're going to try I'm going to try not
166:37 to [ __ ] an underage girl. Well,
166:41 thanks. That makes me feel not better at
166:47 all. Yeah, he needs to be behind bars,
166:50 man. I'm not disagreeing with anybody on
166:55 that. Oh god,
166:57 dude. I love the whole album,
167:02 kid. Not right now. Not what I'm talking
167:05 about, Radio Head.
167:08 Um, Knives Out is an amazing song.
167:13 I mean, how about you kiss my [ __ ]
167:15 ass and lick my balls? Paranoid. You
167:17 could go into all that [ __ ] Air
167:19 underscore of porcelain throne donated
167:22 $10. I goofed. I had work class and then
167:26 lecture. No time to relieve my bad gas.
167:29 During thr lecture, I let one slide.
167:32 Quiet and perfect. The second, like a
167:35 drift in the rain, I lose control and my
167:37 ass explodes. The lecturer stopped
167:40 talking. It was so bad. I've had that
167:43 happen to
167:44 me. Yeah. And Yeah. I've had it happen
167:47 where you think
167:48 um like a
167:50 turd. Not a turd, but a fart's going to
167:53 be
167:54 silent and then it's like a slap or it's
167:56 like a loud
168:00 slap. And even
168:05 uh what was I gonna say? I just had a
168:09 brain fart right
168:13 there. Separate. So there's a quote.
168:16 Dude, I love a lot of Radio Head stuff.
168:18 A lot of like Tom York solo stuff,
168:25 too. I goofed. I had work. No time to
168:28 relieve.
168:31 So huge bit. I I remember this guy when
168:35 I was in college. This is still when MP3
168:37 CDs were a thing. I wish I still had
168:40 this [ __ ] CD. I made intro guy a copy
168:43 of it and drew an erect [ __ ] with a
168:45 marker on the
168:50 CD. True story. He can
168:52 verify.
168:55 Um, and he gave me like all this like
168:58 underground stuff from Radio Head. I
169:00 wish I still had I wish I ripped that
169:02 disc and saved it
169:04 somewhere. I love the Benz. Okay.
169:07 Computer. Even their first album, which
169:09 was more like standard rock. There's
169:12 some good joints off of
169:16 there. Rich, does any milk come out of
169:18 your uters? Yes, they do. You just have
169:20 to pull on them and you could get all
169:21 the man milk that you want.
169:26 Oh yeah, I would say okay.
169:31 Computer, hail to the Thief was okay.
169:34 Wasn't my
169:36 favorite. Uh, Sreasium, I believe,
169:39 is I have it on vinyl from Tom York.
169:42 That's how much I like that. There's a
169:44 song in there where it's just him
169:45 singing with like a piano and some other
169:48 accompaniment. It's beautiful. Okay, so
169:51 not a man. So, look,
169:54 uh, first let me just before we segue to
169:57 the Flaming Star and what happened and
169:59 everything, uh, let me just say that
170:01 Boogie, I've seen you, um, a million
170:03 times in your YouTube channel saying Tom
170:05 York shaming me and bullying me doesn't
170:08 help. It only makes it worse. I
170:10 disagree. You need way more bullying.
170:13 You need way more people picking on you.
170:15 If bullying worked, I'd weigh half an
170:17 ounce, [ __ ] But you need more
170:19 bullying. The problem is is like you
170:21 have if bullying worked I'd be a [ __ ]
170:23 rich millionaire skinny [ __ ] god by
170:26 now. You need way more [ __ ] on
170:28 the planet. One in the are one in the l
170:33 it depends on the person dude and l
170:35 take. Sorry chat if you think he needs
170:38 more bullying because honestly if
170:41 everybody everybody nobody supported you
170:44 and everyone was like you f
170:51 I could have put my shirt on like I gave
170:53 the because I went and did my little
170:54 adventure real
170:56 quick. Well, not real quick. That's the
171:03 point. Yeah. And he would
171:09 not Boogie would not
171:12 handle that's not his personality. Keem,
171:16 you're kind of regarded for this one. I
171:19 guess I'll have to use that word now. Do
171:21 I put on backwards?
171:24 No. Shadow dancers saying
171:29 birds. Stop letting homeless people come
171:31 into your [ __ ] house. Stop. Like, if
171:34 people actually bullied the [ __ ] out of
171:36 you, I think you changed for the better.
171:38 Look, I've helped a lot of people over
171:39 the years and but and this is two
171:42 examples of it with Mitch and Ryan. And
171:44 yes, sometimes you get burnt when you
171:46 choose to help people, but I've helped a
171:48 ton of people. One of the people I
171:50 helped is in the other [ __ ] room
171:51 right now. He's my lifelong friend of 30
171:53 years. If I wasn't willing to help
171:55 people, I wouldn't have met my lifelong
171:57 friend of 30 [ __ ] years. Okay? That's
171:59 the price you pay. Ryan is the price you
172:01 pay to be a good [ __ ] person. And I
172:04 like being a good [ __ ] person. I'm
172:06 sorry if I sound like Jordan Peterson,
172:07 but like you need to clean your room.
172:09 Like you need to clean it. Like you need
172:11 to like make your bed and [ __ ] Like you
172:12 need some structure in your [ __ ]
172:14 life. You're so structure in my [ __ ]
172:17 life. No, you don't. No, not you don't
172:19 have any [ __ ] structure. You need to
172:20 just do I play Pokemon Go every night
172:22 for an hour and a half with my
172:23 girlfriend. My structure. You need my
172:26 structure. You need to be stopped. You
172:27 need to stop being such a pathetic lazy
172:30 [ __ ] right? And you need to have some
172:32 because if you That was another reason.
172:35 Uh I mean getting up earlier to work on
172:38 projects too.
172:41 It feels good to have that structure. I
172:42 will say that as
172:48 well. It's It's more rewarding working
172:51 on [ __ ] hands-on. You were actually like
172:54 cleaning your house and like moving
172:55 around and like had some a little bit of
172:57 selfrespect about you and your property.
173:00 You wouldn't let homeless [ __ ]
173:02 come in. You don't respect your home.
173:04 No. Even if this house was
173:07 Now he's kind Now I'm going to agree
173:09 with Keemstar. I'm still And listen to
173:11 me. You listen to me. You listen. I want
173:13 you to listen to me. I'm going to do it
173:15 again. I'm going to help more [ __ ]
173:17 people and you're not going to talk me
173:18 out of it.
173:20 But Boogie, there's a difference between
173:22 like, okay, if someone's down on their
173:24 luck and [ __ ] is happening, that's
173:25 different. But that just allowing random
173:28 crackheads into your home that are
173:30 walking around and beating off in your
173:31 living room is not kindness. That's just
173:34 you being a dumbass.
173:38 No, that's to help people when they
173:40 [ __ ] need it. Who needs to tread
173:43 lightly? I'm going to keep [ __ ] doing
173:44 it. That's cope. That's I'm going to
173:46 keep [ __ ] helping people because it
173:49 makes helping people is to cover the
173:52 fact that you're a [ __ ] loser. It's
173:54 just I'm doing good. I'm doing good so
173:56 you can make yourself feel good. How
174:00 much actually help
174:02 somebody? And no, I saw someone saying
174:05 there's more pillows and things coming
174:07 to this back the backing wall. I have
174:11 to actually someone just messaged me
174:14 that they didn't have any, but they're
174:15 going to be helping me with it. I'm
174:17 going to have someone else come in and
174:19 uh they designed the original set, but
174:23 until then, it's Nicholas [ __ ] cage.
174:25 I'll probably end up keeping it even
174:26 after him. I'll keep after the set's
174:29 redesigned just because it's weird.
174:32 taking care of your
174:36 shak by having selfrespect.
174:39 Yo, that might actually be even more.
174:41 And it would actually act as kind of
174:42 like a sound dance. So, I'll put the
174:44 pillows up and maybe I'll get like Dr.
174:47 Phil for this
174:49 side. Oh, shit's going to get weird,
174:54 dude. And like doing good [ __ ] Yeah,
174:57 like here I now I agree with Keem again.
175:00 Like Boogie, don't bully Boogie.
175:02 Bullying Boogie is not going to make him
175:04 lose weight. I think
175:06 uh the evidence is right there. Uh I'm
175:10 not being a dick. I'm just saying. You
175:12 know what I
175:14 mean? Um
175:18 I'm never going to have self-respect, so
175:19 I may as well help others. Dude, Boogie,
175:21 why are you see like the dude slammed
175:23 your [ __ ] TV? He'd be out.
175:29 Yeah, he'd be that TV would be worn as a
175:32 hat on his [ __ ] head if he did that
175:34 in my house. Like,
175:38 well, one, he wouldn't be in my house to
175:40 begin. But if he started breaking [ __ ]
175:41 there would be problems right then in my
175:43 house. He was. But you didn't you didn't
175:46 you didn't kick him out then. You could
175:47 have he busted a nut on your [ __ ]
175:48 count kitchen counter. I'm not going to
175:50 throw somebody out. Wait,
175:52 what? What?
175:54 Drugged out of their [ __ ] mind out of
175:56 the front of my [ __ ] house. It's not
175:57 something that I'm ever going to do to
175:58 anybody. No selfrespect. You got no
176:01 selfrespect cuz you're not doing
176:02 anything to be proud of yourself. What?
176:04 [ __ ] you. Okay, listen. What good does
176:06 it do to make two wrongs don't make a
176:08 [ __ ] right. All right. He knocked
176:10 over my TV. Okay. Who gives a [ __ ] It's
176:15 a You talk about how you're not in a
176:17 financial boogie. Boogie. You are the
176:20 I'm starting to almost feel like this is
176:23 staged. No, it's boogie. It's not.
176:34 I I could say this without violating to
176:36 us. If someone came into my house and I
176:40 don't like if they knocked something off
176:42 of they knocked a picture off my wall on
176:45 purpose, I would make them swallow it or
176:48 at least even if they kicked my ass, I
176:51 would fight them to try to do so.
176:55 Yeah, exactly. Jedi 100%.
176:58 TV, I can replace it. Okay, but like
177:01 what what how much damage can you do to
177:03 somebody when you send him in a drugged
177:04 out [ __ ] stouper in February [ __ ]
177:07 weather in the middle of [ __ ]
177:09 Arkansas naked?
177:12 I would still I would call the cops and
177:14 still drop kick him out of my [ __ ]
177:16 house. Well, not dropkick, but I would
177:18 probably kick him in the [ __ ] balls
177:21 and get him out of my house. What are
177:22 you What are you talking about? I waited
177:23 till 8:00 a.m. and I kicked him out at 8
177:25 a.m. when he was sober. You could wait
177:27 till you you could you could wait long
177:28 enough to get dressed. He ain't getting
177:30 that would be criminal. That's criminal
177:31 negligence. I would [ __ ] I would be
177:34 on the hook.
177:36 No, he's in your house. You call the
177:40 cops. Get him the [ __ ] first. No, I
177:43 would get him the [ __ ] out first so he
177:44 didn't damage more [ __ ] You call the
177:46 cops. Say this [ __ ] stone naked man
177:48 was breaking [ __ ]
177:51 Yeah. around when you taken your house.
177:54 I think they would have had some mercy.
177:55 That's criminal. If you called the cops
177:57 of him slamming your TV, the cops would
178:00 have took him out of that [ __ ] house.
178:01 Now there you go. I might have should
178:03 have called the cops. It didn't occur to
178:04 me. That's actually fair. I should have
178:06 I should have [ __ ] Didn't occur to
178:07 me. Didn't occur to you to call There is
178:11 a guy drugged out of his mind breaking
178:13 [ __ ] in your house and it didn't occur
178:15 to you to call the cops.
178:18 You know what I did? You know, I'm just
178:20 thinking about this. Like I have a guest
178:22 coming over tomorrow, right? So I went
178:23 and power washed the garage and power
178:25 washed the thing right before the show,
178:27 right? And like after I got done
178:29 cleaning up and and power washing the
178:31 deck and all that to make sure my house
178:32 looks good, I [ __ ] I was like, "Yeah,
178:34 I'm the man. I [ __ ] did that." Made
178:36 me feel good. You make yourself feeling
178:38 good. Yeah, I'm I got a guest coming
178:42 too. And yeah, I'm going to clean first
178:43 before they come. That would not make
178:45 good at all. Yes, Nacho. I will do the
178:48 planet. I wouldn't give a [ __ ] Do you
178:50 make yourself feel good by like I'm
178:52 helping people and letting homeless
178:53 people [ __ ] jack off in your living?
178:55 Apparently. And apparently the way you
178:56 was like I powerwash floor.
179:01 You don't take care of your castle. You
179:03 don't take care of yourself. You don't
179:05 take care of yourself. I'm not saving
179:07 lives. You don't take care of yourself.
179:09 You don't take anything. I'm changing
179:12 lives. I'm helping people.
179:15 You didn't help him. What?
179:20 The guy's still out of his [ __ ] mind.
179:22 And isn't he in jail now? I mean, I
179:23 guess that kind of helped him. Oh, but
179:26 me power me. But you're just
179:28 manipulating. No, it's not a guest where
179:30 I'm getting laid, unfortunately. But it
179:33 is a guest that's coming. So, I have to
179:35 uh I'm going to clean I'm going to clean
179:37 my uh living room, bedroom, yourself
179:40 into I'm a good guy and I'm doing good
179:41 things. No, I'm not a good guy, but I
179:44 occasionally do a good thing. I
179:45 occasionally help a person. It's
179:47 pathetic.
179:48 Oh yeah, it's real [ __ ] I got a real
179:50 I got a real question for you, buddy.
179:52 Like do you not want to like do like the
179:53 house stuff because of like pain in your
179:55 body or maybe your size and like know
179:57 you associate moving with pain? Yeah.
179:59 Like I'm an incredible amount of pain
180:01 even just sitting here right now. I
180:02 don't want to show a painkiller.
180:03 Keemstar Keemstar is not asking you to
180:05 like go fix the hole in your roof where
180:06 you fell through. He's asking you to
180:08 like make your bed. Keem's rocking back
180:10 and forth in that chair. You hear it?
180:12 Sounds like he's in a [ __ ] old
180:13 rocking chair when you get up or
180:15 something like that. something to make
180:16 you feel proud. Shake is done. There's
180:17 plenty of things I do. Boogie change. I
180:20 can't believe Jake came on his kitchen
180:22 counter floor. Doesn't matter.
180:24 You Why are you coming in my house? Not
180:28 that like not coming in, but beating
180:30 your dick and coming every day like
180:32 that. Of course, there's plenty of
180:33 things I do like that every day. No. No,
180:37 you don't. No. No. No. Me. No power
180:39 wash. Me no power wash. I I know it
180:41 seems silly, but I'm trying to give you
180:43 an example of for you to have
180:45 selfrespect uh for yourself and your
180:47 home to not let your point is good, but
180:49 your examples are [ __ ] stupid. One of
180:51 the ways that I have stupid Chad agrees
180:54 agree one of the ways that I find
180:57 selfrespect is in helping others because
180:59 I was once in tremendous need and it
181:02 fills me good. All right, if someone's
181:04 asking, I wonder what DSP is up to. He's
181:06 begging.
181:16 Like
181:17 dude, he's like back on to full on
181:22 begging
181:26 now. Listen, don't come on Boogiey's
181:29 floor. He may lick it up and be good. I
181:32 lick the [ __ ] off the floor cuz I'm a
181:34 good person.
181:36 It made me feel good that somebody
181:38 helped me and I know I can return that
181:40 [ __ ] favor, so I do it. I was once
181:42 homeless. I'll give a person a place to
181:44 stay. I once didn't have food, which is
181:47 fine, dude. Give them a like I could
181:50 being kind-hearted is if someone's down
181:52 on their luck, but look into them. Make
181:54 sure you trust them. So, I had to steal
181:57 [ __ ] food and I stole more than I
181:58 needed and so I'll feed a [ __ ]
182:00 and that's my version of powerashing.
182:02 And if that's a problem for you, get the
182:04 [ __ ] over. think you're not equipped to
182:06 help people. No, anybody can do it.
182:09 Anybody can any person. No, that's not
182:12 true.
182:14 I agree that I don't think you are
182:16 mentally equipped to help people because
182:18 if you look
182:21 like I mean I'm sure obviously it's a
182:24 deeprooted psychological thing with him
182:25 where he maybe he feels like this fills
182:28 a void with him but some people are
182:30 beyond the help that the average person
182:33 can give him unless they're in the
182:34 mental health field
182:37 can do it that's any person can be kind
182:39 to another person the means that's not
182:41 helping be kind and helping somebody is
182:43 completely different things. I think
182:45 helping somebody is kind and I think
182:47 kindness is Well, you're taking it away.
182:48 I I asked you if you are you are
182:50 equipped are you emotionally and
182:53 equipped to help people? Yes. No, you're
182:56 not. You're absolutely not, dude. No
182:59 way. Even Even with this Ryan [ __ ] I'm
183:02 still pretty okay because sometimes
183:05 somebody when some people bite the hand
183:07 that feeds them. That happens. Boogie,
183:09 if you busted your ass and cleaned your
183:11 living room, just your living room,
183:13 right, for uh Michael Clum and his
183:15 cameraman to come over, not ask your
183:17 roommate to do it, not ask your
183:18 girlfriend. If you cleaned your living
183:20 room up spotless for these guests before
183:23 they come over, you were not going to
183:24 let the homeless man live with you. Give
183:26 a [ __ ] then I wouldn't give a [ __ ] You
183:27 would not let the homeless man live with
183:29 you. Nah, Keem. Keem's spitting facts
183:32 here. Sorry. Sorry,
183:35 Boogie. He's right. I know because dude,
183:38 I've been there. I'm not even trying to
183:40 sit on a soap box with
183:42 you. Sip sit on a soap box and lecture
183:46 you. I mean to
183:52 say when you give a [ __ ] it changes
183:54 you. When you don't give a [ __ ] it
183:56 changes you for the worse. I've been
183:59 both. Trust me, I know firsthand. I
184:02 don't value the things you value. You
184:04 look like a homeless man live with you
184:06 cuz you don't [ __ ] care. How much do
184:08 you value this card for? How much Hey,
184:10 how much do you value this card for? I
184:11 value crazy people not being in my
184:13 apartment. Okay.
184:17 That was a quick oneliner for Tommy, but
184:19 it was good.
184:30 Zero. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you don't value
184:32 the same thing I do. I like this card.
184:33 It's a cool car. It's a sliver. Slivers
184:35 are cool. We value things differently.
184:37 Did you fix the window? We're working on
184:39 it. We got insurance on it. We're
184:41 working on it. Yeah, we are working on
184:43 it. Insurance. Me and the insurance
184:45 company. We are working on it. It's a
184:48 It's a [ __ ] pain of glass. Go down to
184:50 Home Depot, get the pane of glass, knock
184:52 the [ __ ] thing out, put the wood
184:54 around it, the little glue, whatever,
184:56 and put it back in. Yeah. Can It's It's
185:00 not always that simple, Keem. depends on
185:03 the [ __ ] window. Now you're I'm going
185:06 to swing the pendulum the other way.
185:07 Now, not a pain of glass. It is a fairly
185:11 uh [ __ ] complicated security window.
185:13 We took a look at it. We decided whether
185:15 or not it would be cheaper to buy one at
185:16 Home Depot or just go and pay the
185:17 deductible. So, we're going to pay the
185:18 deductible because we estimate made it
185:20 about $800. I I'd admit I'd actually go
185:22 through the insurance, too, because
185:23 that's a double painted window because
185:24 it's got two separate sections in it.
185:26 It'd be cheaper to replace the whole
185:28 window casing. Yeah. You go through the
185:30 insurance and then they raise your
185:31 insurance rates. So yeah. Well, if I had
185:35 $800 to [ __ ] spend right now, I would
185:37 be glad to do that, but I probably
185:39 don't. So go put some plastic on it.
185:41 Well, there are We already did that. I
185:43 did that day one. All right. Okay. So,
185:46 let's get into it. Um, look, what
185:50 Flaming uh Stars story is he was at a
185:53 restaurant with Glenn apparently, right?
185:56 Yeah. And what uh for some reason he's
185:59 recording in the restaurant and then he
186:02 goes up to the waitress and tells her
186:03 she needs to stop drinking or something.
186:06 And during this uh isn't there like
186:09 isn't there more drama to someone just
186:12 sent me with
186:14 uh now they're saying that the people
186:16 that made Yuzu were shady and tracking
186:19 people. It's like really there's [ __ ]
186:21 drama over an emulator now.
186:26 Whatever. Glenn runs up to his truck and
186:29 takes the the Magikards back. What
186:31 really what is April 8th? What happened?
186:35 Happened. So, what really happened? Lynn
186:38 came here on the third day after uh we
186:42 decided that we had a t Yeah, I think
186:44 Boogie has like this thing like he likes
186:46 being in destructive relationships
186:48 whether it be with women or with just
186:51 people because
186:54 I don't. He's just [ __ ] up. That's my
186:58 medical diagnosis. Terminate everything
187:00 because again, Ryan hurt my dog. And I
187:03 know he laughs it off. I know. His name
187:05 is Flaming Star. Stop calling him Ryan,
187:07 please. All right. Well, Star Well, Star
187:09 War Star-Lord. Call him Dogs. Well, call
187:13 him Flaming Star because you're
187:15 confusing the audience. Yeah. FL Flaming
187:17 Star grabbed in the first day that Ryan
187:21 Flaming Star was here. He did this thing
187:24 that I'd seen him do with his own dog,
187:25 which is pick his dog up and stare in
187:27 its face, right? And he had done that
187:29 with his dog in my presence. You know
187:30 what? I have an opinion. It's your dog.
187:34 I'm not I can't intervene. Right? So,
187:37 whatever. On the first day was Harry
187:39 decided to do that to Leo because Leo
187:41 was trying to [ __ ] his dog and he picked
187:46 Leo up by the scruff of his neck and
187:48 stared at him and then put him in the
187:49 play pen. And you know what? I let it
187:52 slide because in all fairness, Leo was
187:54 trying to [ __ ] his female
187:55 dog. Dude, but it's your dog and he
187:58 touched like, "Oh, you are such a [ __ ]
188:02 You're being like a [ __ ] even with this
188:05 dude. You touch my kids or my animals or
188:10 my
188:12 property, we're going to have [ __ ]
188:14 problems.
188:17 So, okay, that's fine. I'm gonna let it
188:19 slide. But on this third day, he grabs
188:21 Sammy up by the neck, and Sammy's got
188:23 arthritis in his back and his legs, and
188:25 he's in a lot of pain, and he takes pain
188:26 pills every day now. And Sam, you touch
188:30 my dog, I would have beaten the [ __ ]
188:31 [ __ ] out of
188:34 you. Don't touch my kids. Don't touch
188:37 any Don't touch my
188:39 animals. Don't touch anything in my
188:41 house. There will be consequences if you
188:43 do.
188:44 Amy let out a yelp. Leo didn't yelp.
188:48 Sammy did. I lost my [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm
188:51 like, "You [ __ ] keep your
188:52 [ __ ] hands off my loved ones. I can't
188:54 [ __ ] believe you did this." You high
188:56 on drugs at this point? No, of course
188:58 not. Um, the dude had been in the house
189:00 for less than five minutes. This is day
189:02 three. And he was also asked not to come
189:04 that day. At the end of the second day,
189:06 I was so sick of his [ __ ] I'm like,
189:08 "Please don't come back tomorrow." And
189:10 he showed up anyway. And that's where
189:12 I've been like, "Get the [ __ ] out."
189:16 So, as I'm telling him, I'm like, "Look,
189:18 we're done. I don't want to [ __ ] do
189:20 this anymore." No, you could touch the
189:21 birds whenever you want. [ __ ] the birds.
189:23 Don't actually [ __ ] the birds. But, you
189:25 know, or you're not trustworthy. You're
189:26 a [ __ ] snake oil salesman. I can't
189:27 believe you touched my [ __ ] dog. All
189:29 this other [ __ ] He's like, "Well,
189:30 then you have forfeited your Magic the
189:32 Gathering cards."
189:34 And I'm like, "The [ __ ] I have, son."
189:37 So, I grabbed my phone and I dialed
189:39 Glenn Whipman. And Glenn has known Ryan
189:42 for a long time and has seen him have
189:44 bad episodes like this. And Glenn packs
189:47 up his [ __ ] and drives over. That's a
189:50 question that's completely like what why
189:52 why did Glenn want that [ __ ] [ __ ]
189:54 company King of Blades Alpha? Like what
189:56 what what benefited him for that? Well,
189:58 Keemstar is going to [ __ ] hate this.
190:01 But Glenn is also somebody who likes to
190:03 help people. I'm
190:06 Oh [ __ ] That that seems like [ __ ]
190:08 charity cuz like
190:10 Yeah, but dude, if if you're just, you
190:14 know, throwing [ __ ] down an empty
190:18 well I don't know if that makes sense,
190:21 but this guy obviously is beyond the
190:24 help that you [ __ ] experts here can
190:27 give him. Why are you wasting your
190:29 [ __ ] time? It's not that you're being
190:31 a bad person for not letting
190:33 him beat off in your living room and
190:36 break your TV and hurt your dog. She I
190:41 like why is this even being debated?
190:44 Like a [ __ ] washed up Starcraft
190:46 Starcraft clan ain't worth [ __ ] I mean
190:48 Glenn was going to start an esports team
190:50 and already had one going, but he bought
190:53 Ryan's worthless brand at that point. I
190:56 just to do it. For how much? So, you
190:59 wanted to give money? How much? I don't
191:00 know. I'm not privy to that information.
191:02 It was probably a very small amount,
191:03 though. So, so you called Glenn and
191:06 said, "Look, this deal is done with
191:08 Flaming Star. How does Glenn get his
191:11 hands on the Magic cards?" Flaming Star.
191:13 So, Glenn comes over and he tries to
191:15 talk Sense into Ryan and uh sorry,
191:17 Flaming Star. And so, Flaming Star,
191:20 yeah, they won't it won't stop
191:21 emulation, but is it gonna now
191:24 it's a gray area?
191:28 There were a lot of people that
191:29 disagreed with that and I'm like what do
191:31 you mean? So now they're all these comp
191:34 they don't want emul. Do you think that
191:36 Sony, Microsoft or well Microsoft I
191:38 really who knows if they care at this
191:40 point? Um do you think Sony Microsoft
191:43 will include them or
191:45 Nintendo want emulators to exist? Of
191:48 course they don't. So now the semantics
191:51 well they used a little bit of our code.
191:55 star the whole time is like, I'm just so
191:57 upset about these deals going south. He
192:00 He's supposed to do he's supposed to be
192:02 my retirement plan. I fixed that fat
192:05 [ __ ] I cured his fatness and this is
192:07 how he's going to pay me back. And
192:10 Glenn's like, "Look, this is a lot of
192:12 cards. You don't want to be on the hook
192:14 for this, Flaming Star." Like, you know,
192:17 and it took hours, hours, but eventually
192:20 Flaming Star left my house. Me and Glenn
192:22 went to dinner and me and Glenn sat down
192:24 for a while. He's like, "Ryan will see
192:26 Reason. Flaming Star will see Reason.
192:27 Flaming Star will see Reason. Flaming
192:29 Star will see Reason." So the next day,
192:31 Glenn's like, "Hey, good news. Flaming
192:33 Star saw Reason. I'm meeting him to get
192:36 your cards back." And I'm like,
192:38 "Awesome. I doubt he'll hand them over,
192:40 but I Yeah, I need six figures for
192:44 curing your fatness that I didn't cure."
192:49 Oh, Boogie, you picked some awesome
192:51 people to keep you as your company,
192:53 dude. Should have just had a sleepover
192:55 with Ethan Ralph, too. Just bring Frank
192:57 Hassel in there, too. They could have
192:59 [ __ ] ran a train on each each other.
193:03 I hope he does. Oh, he will. Obviously,
193:05 he's already said he's going. One hell
193:06 of a centipede there, huh? Going to,
193:08 right? Is the reason is the reason that
193:10 he's seen reason because like there's
193:12 actually a curator's fee for like
193:15 basically pricing out all these cars.
193:17 You said there was three bulk bins. So
193:18 there's probably thousands of cards in
193:20 these three bulk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of
193:21 course. Yeah. And like it would take
193:22 hours for somebody to sit down and
193:24 catalog every card in this hours. It
193:26 would probably take weeks. How much is
193:28 it does Glenn charge days at least?
193:30 Glenn said the bare bottom for the
193:32 amount of cards that I had would be at
193:34 least 300. It was probably closer to a
193:36 thousand. Uh which would for him to
193:38 curate them and catalog them. He's like
193:40 bare minimum 300. If you don't want them
193:43 graded, you just want them cataloged. Do
193:45 you want them graded so you know what
193:47 they're worth? We're talking
193:49 more. So Glenn apparently meets him. I
193:53 It's my understanding they did eat at
193:54 Mojitos that day, but I guess Ryan in
193:56 the interview said they only met at
193:57 Macadoodles or whatever. But Ryan
194:00 Flamingar literally loaded the the cards
194:04 into to Glenn's car.
194:07 And apparently that's on camera, too.
194:09 All right, I want to move on to Keffles.
194:12 This is now just Boogie being like,
194:14 "Look at me. He helped these terrible
194:15 people. I'm nice. And I think he
194:18 genuinely thinks that. I'm not trying to
194:20 attack him, but it's just we're just
194:24 going in circles. Like, yeah, Boogie.
194:27 Like, stop being a punching
194:31 bag. Watch the end. Okay, I'll watch the
194:34 end because this is getting circular. Am
194:36 I
194:38 wrong? Where does he the last 10 to 15
194:43 minutes? Okay, right here.
194:47 Let's imagine I kick the the the dude
194:49 out that you think is a freeloader and
194:50 then I pay $100 every uh 10 days in the
194:54 summer to mow the lawn. I'm out more
194:56 money right there. They're going to have
194:57 I would be having a living. You're going
194:59 to mow the lawn. You're going to take
195:00 care of your own [ __ ] You're going to
195:02 mow the lawn.
195:05 It's time to grow up. It's time to [ __ ]
195:07 I'm disabled. I have a blood pressure of
195:09 180 over 90. You want me on the
195:11 front pushing? Be a man. Be a man.
195:15 If you want your roommates to live with
195:17 you, that's fine, right? But I don't
195:19 want them working around the house to
195:21 pay rent. I want them giving you money.
195:23 I want you taking care of your house.
195:27 Well, okay. Then then do what I beg you
195:30 to do on the phone. Do what I beg you to
195:31 do in the episode. Help me [ __ ] get
195:33 this goddamn medicine that's literally
195:35 dropped. Michael's dropped 45 pounds.
195:38 No, shut up. Mike has dropped 45 pounds
195:40 on it. Wings has dropped 45 pounds on
195:42 it. You want to help a [ __ ]
195:44 Send me $1,500 a month. Let me get some
195:46 [ __ ] monjouro in my ass and I'll lose
195:48 as much weight as Jordan. I'll lose as
195:50 much weight as [ __ ] Michael. I want
195:52 to point something out that you're that
195:54 you're that you're overlooking. They
195:56 make riding lawnmowers.
195:59 Oh, cool. Cool. I'll take the money I
196:01 don't have and buy a $1,000 lawn mower,
196:05 guys. Well, if your roommates paid you,
196:06 you could get a a used one for like 200
196:08 bucks off of like Facebook Marketplace.
196:11 Chat thinks I'm doing like memes and
196:13 stuff, but I'm not. I'm so serious.
196:15 Right. Listen, your wife before you got
196:18 the divorce, what did she do? She just
196:20 took care of you. Oh, you need this. Oh,
196:21 you need that. You need that. And then
196:23 you keep That is true. That is true. She
196:26 was like his
196:29 caretaker. I don't know, but I'm sure
196:32 that was part of the downfall.
196:35 people around in your house to do the
196:37 same thing. Run around and do
196:38 everything. You don't do anything, man.
196:42 I'm [ __ ] disabled and I do. Who
196:45 cares? One quote from a stream I always
196:48 remember. Uh, thank you, Space Dandy. By
196:50 the way, if you know the
196:57 sequence, yeah, the pirates always win.
196:59 Remember when they thought Denovo was
197:02 unhackable? Ha, remember that
197:05 one? What did it take like a month? If a
197:09 human created it, another human can
197:12 outsmart it. I don't care that you're I
197:14 do every I do everything that I can do
197:17 that my body will let me [ __ ] do,
197:20 man. Maybe you wouldn't be disabled if
197:21 you actually did [ __ ] I Okay. Yeah.
197:25 Tell Ricky Tell Ricky Berwick if he just
197:27 run a [ __ ] marathon, he wouldn't be a
197:29 [ __ ] anymore. Yeah, Ricky Berwick is
197:32 crippled. And you know what I see? I see
197:33 him L3. My L4 and my L5 are fused
197:37 together. I see him getting in wrestling
197:39 matches. I see him doing all kinds of
197:40 [ __ ] [ __ ] work. You saw me box in
197:43 [ __ ] London. I have never seen I do
197:45 as much as I can. Stop. Stop for a
197:47 minute. Stop for a minute. I have never
197:49 seen [ __ ] Ricky Berwick use the fact
197:52 that he's crippled as a [ __ ] crutch.
197:55 How many times have we seen it as a
197:57 crutch? There's things I can't do. It's
198:00 not a crutch. How many times have we
198:01 seen [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not
198:03 [ __ ] Okay, let's see. Flap your
198:05 [ __ ] wings and fly. Flap your wings
198:07 and fly. Yes, it's not worth the [ __ ]
198:09 wrist. I have a blood pressure of 180
198:12 over 90. And that's before you started
198:14 this. You want me on the [ __ ] 100
198:16 degree weather in the middle of [ __ ]
198:18 summer? But 180 over 90. Time out. Time
198:21 out. [ __ ] Let me actually respond.
198:24 Let me respond cuz you're
198:37 I will give Boogie credit. He is going
198:40 in on
198:43 Keemstar. This part is good. But the
198:46 circular [ __ ] of talk. All right, we get
198:48 it. Yeah, you shouldn't let people come
198:50 into your home, break your TV, and and
198:52 come on your on your counter.
199:03 Those are those are life lessons
199:08 pissing me off. All right. You are
199:09 actually making me mad. Listen to what
199:11 I'm about. Making me [ __ ] mad. I'm
199:12 [ __ ] mad. You're telling me to take
199:14 my blood pressure. Why does he always
199:17 interrupt me? Let me talk. Let me make a
199:20 [ __ ] point. You're trying to convince
199:22 everybody here. 3,500 [ __ ] I don't
199:24 know how many people here and Wings and
199:26 Tommy people that [ __ ] know you.
199:28 You're trying to convince us that you
199:30 can't go with a push m longer. Uh Mo,
199:34 let me finish. Stop interrupting me.
199:37 Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to
199:38 what I'm saying.
199:40 Okay, this is the point that I want to
199:42 make. All right. He's going to try to
199:45 convince us that he can't do a push mow
199:47 lawn and mow his lawn, but every night
199:50 him and his girlfriend go walking and
199:52 play Pokemon Go. That guy is lying. He's
199:58 a That's a good point. He makes another
200:01 good point there,
200:03 Boogie. A lot of the lawnmowers, they
200:06 not a lot, all of them, they they just
200:08 kind of glide and slice that grass. If
200:12 you could walk and play Pokemon Go with
200:14 your
200:17 girlfriend, you could mow a
200:20 lawn. Now, if you're worried about
200:22 temperature and your blood pressure, you
200:24 could not at night because people would
200:26 be, but you could when the sun's
200:28 starting to come down or better yet,
200:29 boogie, it's not hot every day, even
200:31 during the summer, wait until the day
200:33 where it's like in the 70s or something.
200:40 He's got points, man. And you know, if
200:42 Keemstar was wrong, I would say it. I'm
200:44 not shy.
200:48 [ __ ] con, man. And we need to call
200:51 him out. He's walking everything. He's
200:54 going around playing hard to play
200:56 Pokemon Go. He's But dude, they're It's
200:58 not You can't say it's not Keemstar's
201:00 business. They're on a show talking
201:01 about [ __ ] You know what I'm saying?
201:03 Like, he's got a point, you know? Like,
201:07 yeah, you have these injuries. No one's
201:08 not saying no one's saying you're lying
201:10 boogie about the injuries from whatever
201:12 whether it be your weight or not that
201:14 caused them whatever. But if you're
201:17 doing one thing that requires a certain
201:19 amount of physical energy that's similar
201:21 to the other task that he's saying you
201:23 should
201:27 do. He's got a point. I I don't know
201:29 what else to
201:31 say. Yeah. Just just boogie. Just mow
201:34 your lawn naked.
201:37 Jedi survives this good
201:45 driving his car. Dave Dave lo my buddy
201:49 Dave lost like 300 lb in Pokemon Go. He
201:51 never loses a pound.
201:53 He's lying to us. He's conning us. I was
201:56 I was going to say I was going to say
201:57 this to Boogie before he left is like
201:59 like this whole weight loss thing me and
202:00 him are doing. Like I went and bought
202:02 rakes and I raked my yard myself to get
202:05 more physically active to try to lose
202:07 more weight during this session. Yeah,
202:10 you can go play Pokemon Go, but you
202:12 can't mow your lawn, huh?
202:14 Yeah, [ __ ] In 180° weather with
202:16 a blood pressure 200 over [ __ ] 90.
202:20 But what's the difference if you're
202:22 walking in the hot weather playing
202:23 Pokemon Go or you're walking with a push
202:26 mower that you could be
202:28 like. Oh, look. I'm pushing
202:31 it. Yeah. Ice. Put ice cubes. I'll put
202:34 ice cubes under my flaps. You put them
202:37 under your flaps. Let's go,
202:40 Boogie. Oh, that was excellent.
202:48 Oh, let me get mine. Let me get mine.
202:49 Let me get mine. Yeah, let me get mine
202:50 real quick. Let's do it together. Let's
202:52 do it together. On this episode of
202:54 Middle-aged Men Get Their Blood Pressure
202:56 Cups.
203:03 Let's do it together. Can I ask you a
203:05 question, Boogie? Do you drive around
203:06 with the Pokemon Go and you're not? Yes.
203:08 And we also get up and walk as much as I
203:10 can, which is very little, but we do.
203:12 Here's the thing, though, Boogie. It
203:13 sucks when you first start it, but if
203:15 you can do it for 21 days, you will
203:17 build the muscles. [ __ ] I've
203:18 been doing it for 6 months. We've been
203:20 playing this game for 6 months. Have you
203:22 not noticed a diff like a difference in
203:25 the distance you can walk? No, I'm
203:28 [ __ ] disabled. My back [ __ ] You
203:30 got to be quiet when you do this,
203:31 Boogie. You'll [ __ ] up the reading. My
203:34 back's not going to [ __ ] heal no
203:35 matter how much I [ __ ] walk. You
203:37 lunatic. Yeah, he's [ __ ]
203:42 too perks and went straight to [ __ ]
203:54 Yeah, Boogie. If you could hit it from
203:57 behind and thrust, you can
204:01 mow. I can [ __ ] but I can't mow my
204:05 grass. I'm a middle-aged man and I live
204:09 with my dad. See, actually, technically,
204:11 you could say it about me, but I uh you
204:14 know, Teddy
204:16 People always leave out the part that I
204:18 own the house. Ready? I forgot to take
204:20 my pills, so this is going to be a bad
204:22 one. Ready? One, two,
204:24 three. I bet you his girlfriend is on
204:27 top. And I bet you rain is water is wet.
204:32 Of
204:33 course, if Boogie was on
204:42 top, I would have spilled his [ __ ]
204:44 drink.
204:48 Julie, if Boogie was on top, it would
204:51 look like he was just humping his
204:57 bed. It would look like he was humping a
204:59 pillow.
205:04 Oh god. I can't, dude. I can't,
205:14 bro. Making another phone call. You want
205:16 this [ __ ] out in the 100 degree
205:18 weather? You want somebody with 185 over
205:21 120 blood pressure
205:23 [ __ ] 100? Yes.
205:33 If that's accurate, that's
205:35 like close to er levels of uh [ __ ]
205:39 plan. Sounds like a great [ __ ] plan.
205:42 Okay, one minute. We're going to find
205:45 out. We're going to find out real quick
205:47 if this person answers the phone.
205:51 Actually, in the heat of
205:54 Yo, hello. Listen, Connor, can you do me
205:56 a favor? Uh, you know the city that if I
206:00 was on top from the sad musical Boogie,
206:05 dude, that's Oh my god. Boogie lives in
206:08 right in Arkansas. Can you find C Can
206:12 you look up and see if they've ever had
206:13 summers with 180 degree weather?
206:17 100° 180 for the blood pressure. You
206:19 said 180 for the blood pressure. No, he
206:22 did say 180 for the blood pressure.
206:24 Keem, stop it. Now you're just trying to
206:27 fan flames. You [ __ ]
206:30 [ __ ] Don't be a
206:37 [ __ ] All right. But even if he did say
206:40 it, did he? It It's not like the [ __ ]
206:46 UAE. Where was it? I think it was India,
206:49 actually. It got so hot that the the
206:52 roads started to melt. Like if you
206:54 walked in the roads, your your
206:56 your shoes would get stuck to the
206:59 [ __ ]
207:03 pavement. It wasn't 180 degrees, but it
207:06 was hot as
207:07 [ __ ] But all
207:10 right, we all get what he meant though.
207:15 Keem, what is with Boogie's face?
207:21 That's another banger that I need to Oh,
207:23 I'm That's why my mouse wasn't working.
207:25 It was on an SD card. Look at Boogiey's
207:31 face. What is it? Window shift. I have
207:34 Finally, I remember it. Ah, and I'll get
207:36 to those super chats in a second. Thank
207:38 you. But I have
207:40 [Laughter]
207:44 to
207:47 [Laughter]
207:51 go. All right, man. You know what's cool
207:53 in Windows 11 is that it brings up this
207:55 the snip and it just like lets you just
207:58 save it right then and there. You don't
207:59 have to do this extra step of [ __ ] I
208:02 like that.
208:12 All right. So,
208:15 boogie right see see a new me Google
208:19 fish. I have now have a folder for my
208:31 thumbs. What would you do to just put
208:33 the birds on and just uh
208:37 I can't find the birds. Can't find the
208:39 [ __ ] birds. Here they
208:42 are. Yeah, it's been a long day for me
208:45 too. Woke up. Actually, that's another
208:47 thing I've been doing ever since
208:50 uh I've been buy me and my penis with
208:53 Review Tech USA. I've been getting on a
208:55 schedule and he that's where I got to
208:57 agree with him,
208:58 man. Got to agree with Keem doing that
209:01 shit's right. I do have a guest
209:03 coming.
209:05 Um, and I'm going to clean my
209:07 downstairs. It's going to It does. It
209:10 does give you a sense of pride. He is
209:12 right. When you're in a [ __ ] mood and
209:13 don't do it, it does like if you're
209:17 depressed, it kind of adds to the
209:19 depression. It doesn't help
209:32 it. All right. I got to put that
209:35 [Music]
209:42 on put that on Twitter.
209:46 Uh, where is Boogie is a man with an
209:59 ass. All right. So, boogie here. Let me
210:03 show you actually. What am I
210:30 doing? Is that actually came? Yeah.
210:34 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. But wait,
210:37 there's more. Let me do one other thing
210:51 here. Uh, new. No, don't save.
210:57 I hate when paint does
211:00 that, but for simple [ __ ] like this,
211:02 paint is just it's like the most
211:04 compatible with any
211:08 image.
211:10 Uh,
211:12 boogie sexy, I
211:14 guess. Sure. I don't know why I like
211:17 everything capped. That's like an OCD
211:19 thing with me.
211:26 [Laughter]
211:30 [Applause]
211:41 Oh
211:42 god.
211:47 Anyway, I have too much fun with stupid
211:49 [ __ ]
211:52 180 180 for the blood pressure. I'll
211:55 tell you right now. Yeah, there's no one
211:57 in the [ __ ] world that has 180. You
212:02 talking I said 100. The blood pressure
212:05 is one. Yeah, Keem's just purposely Keem
212:08 knows what he's doing. He's purposely
212:10 poking the hornets's nest and it's
212:13 working. Boogie, I can't keep on
212:16 snapshotting your face, but why are you
212:18 doing this to me?
212:22 Ah, window shift
212:31 s just give me
212:37 I'm just This is me ship posting in real
212:40 time on Twitter. I work on [ __ ] and [ __ ]
212:42 post which I need to stop doing. I know.
212:46 [Music]
212:50 up.
212:52 Yeah.
212:55 Breasts.
212:57 [Music]
213:03 Oh, no. No. No. No. No. What are you
213:04 doing?
213:08 [Music]
213:13 Yeah.
213:17 Focus on yourself. Steven Crowder shoot.
213:21 I love that drop.
213:23 [Music]
213:38 Let me add another picture to that.
213:47 Yeah, let me promote pictures of uh
213:49 Boogie Elon. Let me uh Wait, I can't add
213:52 another picture. It's just two [ __ ]
213:56 pictures.
213:59 Really? No, it's just being a turd.
214:03 Discard. I'll leave it be. God damn it.
214:07 180. You luna dick. Did every 195 over
214:11 120? Yes, I should be in the [ __ ]
214:13 emergency room right now. I was about to
214:15 say you probably should go to the
214:16 emergency room.
214:23 Yeah, that's pretty high.
214:26 Boogie care to comment on last night.
214:28 What happened last night? What did I
214:34 do? Yeah, this is a very serious uh
214:38 member super
214:39 chat. Now, to remove the background to
214:42 put Boogie's face on Keem's
214:45 body, I should [ __ ] whip out my
214:48 minimal, which I I actually think I make
214:50 semidecent thumbnails. At least they're
214:52 better than what I used to make back in
214:54 like
214:56 2016.
215:03 Um, the whole world is about to know the
215:06 real me.
215:12 What is What is the real me? What did I
215:15 What did I take a [ __ ] on someone's car?
215:20 What's up, Metatron? How are
215:22 [Applause]
215:25 you? Yeah, go [ __ ] go [ __ ] piss off.
215:28 Yeah, I I I I run naked around grammar
215:31 schools. You got me.
215:43 Anyway, you used to look at me when I
215:46 fart. Now you just watch the screen. Did
215:49 I mess up? I know my Chipotle has been
215:52 down, but I can
215:54 change. Blame it on my ass.
216:00 [Music]
216:16 Oh, wow. Mine went down. Boogie. Boogie.
216:19 You know why your blood pressure is so
216:20 bad? Be in a [ __ ] emergency room
216:22 right now. Okay. I should be in a
216:25 [ __ ] emergency room right now. Then
216:27 stop yelling. Seriously, calm down. Like
216:30 you could really kill yourself right
216:31 now.
216:33 I'm done. Let me
216:36 Boogie. Chill. Solid. I missed your
216:39 super chat. I'm sorry. I stroke my
216:41 cucumber every day, Boogie. That helps
216:43 me lose weight, [ __ ] In 75,
216:46 man. Stroke your pity cucumber. Yeah,
216:50 dude. The 20 calories you, you know,
216:54 beating off. But Bren wireless. Who do I
216:58 wireless. I don't but I have Phil Julia
217:05 John [ __ ] blood pressure so [ __ ]
217:08 high should be in a goddamn emergency.
217:10 What happened last night? What is
217:12 everybody talking about?
217:17 Look, I'm being my [ __ ] lawn. Stop.
217:20 You're going to have a heart attack.
217:22 Like seriously, you're Yeah. What the
217:24 [ __ ] are you talking about? What
217:26 happened? What am I missing?
217:38 This is red right now. Boogie, you
217:39 should probably calm down. [ __ ] know.
217:43 Welcome. What? My private conversations
217:46 with someone that's a private
217:47 conversation is no one's
217:50 business. If they make it someone's
217:53 business, that's on them.
217:56 around like this every [ __ ] day. I'm
217:58 dying. I forgot my medicine, too.
218:01 [ __ ] telling you. You guys don't
218:03 [ __ ] listen. My blood is [ __ ]
218:05 syrup. I have polyythemeia.
218:08 Did he really? What the [ __ ] is
218:16 polyidemia?
218:18 I'm dude, I'm not running around any
218:21 issue. What I have with people with
218:24 direct contact voice to voice is not
218:28 anybody's
218:31 business. If someone makes it their
218:34 business, it's because they're being a
218:39 [ __ ] How about
218:45 that? That was nothing was public.
218:54 Nothing. Nothing.
218:59 [ __ ] dying over here. I I I
219:01 apologize. I Well, apparently uh I can't
219:05 even have a conversation with someone
219:07 that was not public at
219:12 all. Says a lot,
219:15 man. I apologize. I'll take everything
219:18 back. And here's why. Right. Maybe your
219:21 roommates don't have to pay rent.
219:23 Anything. No, you only have to I'm not
219:25 like circumventing anything. You don't
219:27 have to be a member to watch this.
219:31 Deal. If they have to [ __ ] deal with
219:33 that, why should they have to pay rent
219:34 on top of it, bro? No. No. Cuz they're
219:37 not complete c Not a single thing has
219:43 been
219:44 posted
219:45 anywhere. Nothing. Nothing has even been
219:49 deleted.
219:52 Hey, you know, Boogie, my blood pressure
219:54 is actually cuz I have a problem. I My
219:55 blood pressure is actually higher than
219:56 your with medicine. Yours is 190 over
219:59 120 right now. Go to the [ __ ]
220:01 emergency room right now. Oh, no. I go
220:03 I've gone like three four times. I have
220:04 to ride it out. That's They tell me to
220:06 calm the [ __ ] down. Can I Can I just say
220:08 that I am a successful self-made
220:10 multi-millionaire and my blood pressure
220:50 dude, guys. I'm going to have to make
220:53 this up.
220:55 on a different day and have a discussion
220:57 with someone. I'll p an extra hour and a
221:01 half.
221:03 Unbelievable.
221:06 Unbelievable. You know what then? Since
221:10 it's out there, you know what, Jay? I'll
221:13 play the
221:15 messages here.
221:29 Why is it not
221:33 playing? Let's
221:36 go. Why is it on Bluetooth? What
221:39 Bluetooth are you on?
221:41 You know something's what's funny is
221:44 going to formulate my thoughts here
221:46 because I've been thinking about it for
221:48 a while. all the goodwill, all the
221:51 things that I did, even when you didn't
221:53 ask me, you know, gave you extra money.
221:56 Um, gave you different things. I'm not
221:59 gonna hide it. Like say if I had an
222:00 extra whatever, even you could go into
222:02 the computer if you really want to go
222:05 into it. I may have brought this up
222:06 before. I think I did. Okay, I gave it
222:09 to you for work, but things changed.
222:12 It's not for work. You got the computer.
222:14 Do you realize how much damage you not
222:18 getting a 500 bucks when you've gotten
222:23 so much extra from me throughout the
222:25 years? And when there were a couple
222:26 times I wanted to break ties because I
222:28 was like, "Look, man, I could just do
222:29 this." And you came back at me with a
222:32 much lower monthly price. That's on
222:35 you. But you stayed with me for almost
222:39 six years, dude. Six
222:41 years. and one fall
222:55 out. Jay, you know
223:04 something? What are you gonna say
223:07 now? Shows a lot of uh character. Take
223:11 the bait. Jay put it. That's not
223:24 bait. The fact that Jay, what what else
223:28 do I need to
223:29 say? The fact that those were DMs that I
223:32 left him and they weren't pleasant. I'll
223:35 be the first to admit it, but those were
223:37 DMs, voice messages left in there. It
223:41 says everything I It proves the other
223:44 stuff about the other stuff that was
223:47 said,
223:49 Jay, that was nowhere except between you
223:53 and
224:03 I. Oh, there's plenty more here.
224:34 respectfully go [ __ ] myself for DMs that
224:38 were supposed between between you and
224:41 I. Dude, I gotta go right now, guys. I
224:44 gotta
224:45 go. I gotta go.
224:49 Jay, you are a lazy [ __ ] bum. Okay,
224:54 you did things. Now it's all out there.
224:56 Let's go. Let's [ __ ] go now with DMs
225:00 that I left you. Let's go. You want to
225:03 be honest out? You want to be real
225:05 [ __ ] honest right
225:08 now? You know things that bothered me,
225:10 Jay? There was someone who was a fan of
225:13 the show and there were things that I
225:15 noticed throughout time where and I
225:19 didn't say this to you but it bothered
225:21 me a lot where they sent
225:22 you Melanie Max saying something stupid
225:26 and you got nasty with
225:27 them and you never apologized for
225:30 getting unnecessarily
225:32 nasty. Saw that one. I asked you
225:35 throughout the years to do
225:39 shorts. Not years with the shorts. A
225:41 while you
225:44 didn't. I asked you to do clips for live
225:47 streams because there's a lot of
225:48 downtime where we weren't uploading
225:50 anything. You guys have the receipts. My
225:52 channel is proof of that. You said, "I
225:56 rather quit than do that. I have no
225:58 interest in
226:00 that." You got comfortable, Jay.
226:04 You got paid to basically sit on your
226:07 ass. Now, there are times I've made you
226:09 wait with my terrible time management,
226:11 and I will own
226:13 that. But again, you stayed. How many
226:17 times did I give you extra [ __ ] extra
226:21 money? I'm not talking about the [ __ ]
226:23 computer throughout the years when there
226:25 were times where I wanted to separate
226:27 ways and be like, "Man, I'm going my own
226:29 path." and you would come back with a
226:31 lower price to stay
226:35 on and you would leak something private.
226:39 [ __ ] you. You were garbage and you were
226:42 and then you name yourself Review Tech
226:44 Canada which is not jealousy. But think
226:47 about this for think about this. That
226:50 was kind of the end of things too. I'm
226:52 like, imagine you had like granted I'm
226:56 not any remotely relevant as
227:01 him, but imagine someone just said an
227:04 editor just said, "Hey, I'm going to
227:05 make Lionus Tech Tips
227:08 Europe and didn't
227:14 ask." Then when you ask them to do work,
227:18 I rather quit than not do it.
227:21 You did merch. I'll give you
227:29 that. You put out private stuff, Jay.
227:32 The best thing I could have done was let
227:34 you
227:35 go. Uh, the best thing I could have
227:41 done. He's a [ __ ] snake. [ __ ]
227:45 him. You could tell him I said that,
227:47 too. He's a [ __ ] snake. Because if he
227:50 left that [ __ ] to me, I wouldn't have
227:52 made it
227:56 public. A DM is a DM for a
228:05 reason. You knew,
228:12 dude. Yeah, dude. I I don't know. Jay,
228:16 here's the other thing,
228:18 too. What? He dude, let's I could count
228:22 and I said this to him. I said it here.
228:24 I went and did it. How many streams did
228:27 he do during I streamed almost I used to
228:30 stream until 2:00 a.m. when my daughter
228:33 was in the hospital and drive my kids in
228:36 at seven, wake my kids up at 7. I stream
228:39 most of the time. You guys were here to
228:42 see it.
228:50 And Jay tweeted it out publicly. [ __ ]
228:53 you, Jay. You [ __ ]
228:57 dude, you're a piece of [ __ ] I can't
229:00 stand you. You're done. You're garbage.
229:03 You're a garbage human being for doing
229:08 that. That's what I'm going to do. I'm
229:10 going to block him and move on.
229:13 the real rich. You don't know, dude. I
229:16 treated the guy fantastic for almost six
229:19 [ __ ] years. Okay, don't say this is
229:22 the real rich. You don't know the whole
229:25 scenario.
229:37 Okay, you don't know it.
229:40 Yeah, sexy Coco didn't do [ __ ] This is
229:42 on Jay's
229:50 Twitter. Here, I'll tell I'll show all
229:52 the
229:54 [ __ ] every single one. Has nothing to
229:57 do with drugs.
230:00 Okay, Jay. Like, and no one's going to
230:03 look at you in a good light after this.
230:07 Nobody. Nobody. you. Who's going to
230:10 trust you now? Congratulations, [ __ ]
230:13 Who's going to work with you when you
230:15 They like, man, if I have a fallout with
230:17 this guy behind the scenes, he's just
230:19 going to leak
230:23 everything. I'm letting it all out
230:27 now. You could have called me anything
230:30 you wanted to under the sun.
230:33 The only time I ever put a DM out there
230:36 was because Tommy Telerico was a lunatic
230:38 where he said I needed to seek
230:50 help. Jexy Coco didn't do
230:55 anything. Yeah. Audio messages. Yeah.
230:59 audio messages in a DM that was only
231:02 meant for him and he didn't like what I
231:04 had to
231:07 say. Now Jay, this doesn't make you look
231:15 good
231:17 here. I'll speed it up a little bit
231:20 because can I speed it up? You know
231:23 something what's funny? Of course it
231:25 won't let me speed it up. Really?
231:28 You know something's what's funny is
231:30 going to formulate my thoughts here
231:32 because I've been thinking about it for
231:34 a while. All the goodwill, all the
231:38 things that I did even when you didn't
231:40 ask me, you know, gave you extra money,
231:43 um, gave you different things like say
231:46 if I had I want to say that they're not
231:48 because I want to show what they are.
231:50 You say I let out terrible messages. So,
231:52 let's go. Maybe this is bait to let me
231:54 put them out there, but here an extra
231:58 whatever. Even you can go into the
232:00 computer if you really want to go into
232:02 it. I may have brought this up before.
232:03 Why am I an [ __ ] CB96. Why am I an
232:06 [ __ ] No one was Why Why would I have
232:11 treated that man like gold for over half
232:13 a decade and we had one fallout towards
232:16 the end? Am I an [ __ ] Why?
232:37 He got paid. He got paid in the end. I
232:41 actually gave him
232:45 more.
232:50 Man, what issue did I keep pushing?
233:01 What? He made a
233:04 statement to put things out there that
233:07 should have stayed
233:08 private.
233:14 Sorry, dude. You don't know me and you
233:17 don't know the whole
233:24 situation. No, I didn't. I because I'm
233:29 damned if I do, damned if I don't right
233:38 now. Thank you. I've told I'm like Jay
233:42 and we got to go separate ways. I'll
233:45 come back and do do it for
233:48 less.
233:51 Okay, Jay, I'm not interested really in
233:53 doing news anymore. You're out of your
233:55 mind. Why would you do
233:59 this? CB96, dude, then go. You don't
234:03 know the whole situation. And obviously
234:06 Jay's an [ __ ]
234:07 So,
234:32 dude, and I can't even contact him.
234:37 Listen,
234:40 Jay, what's amazing
234:47 is when it's me, I hide. What do you
234:50 mean I hide? Can I go? Can I look
234:53 through all your DMs and
234:57 messages? Can
234:59 I? And what drama do I put? Do I Dude,
235:02 if I leaked
235:05 DMs, people would be all over my
235:12 [ __ ] Thank you very much, Ghostbusters.
235:15 I'm on
235:16 your N man. This is
235:33 What does the weed have to do with this?
235:36 What does the weed have to do with
235:38 this? What?
235:41 Explain. I would be I would be sober as
235:45 a
235:46 judge just like I was when I left those
235:50 messages and still feel this way.
236:01 All I'll say is this. Uh, dude, you know
236:03 what?
236:05 Fine. I'm I'm tired of hearing the weed
236:08 as an excuse for everything that I'm
236:09 doing. So, that's it. I'm done. I'll
236:13 just use it to go to
236:18 sleep. I wasn't show Oh, I thought you
236:21 were saying I showed his DMs. The only
236:23 me and the only messages you would have
236:24 heard would have been for
236:36 me. I'm
236:38 just why would you even put that out
236:42 there? And you know, I don't feel great
236:45 about him, but what have I said
236:47 publicly? Think about that, too. What
236:49 have I said
236:51 publicly? The putting up the post on fa
236:53 Facebook was stupid. I should have known
236:57 better. What did I put out there
237:00 publicly? I was actually singing Jay's
237:03 praises in this
237:06 stream. I'm not verbally abusing him
237:08 behind the scenes. Shut. If if that's
237:10 verbal abuse to him, then he needs to
237:12 get the [ __ ] off the
237:14 internet. Rich versus Jay. Rich is in
237:17 the right here. People think private DMs
237:19 are that well the semantics is is that
237:22 oh Rich left me a bunch of terrible DMs
237:25 I won't leak them but since I'm in the
237:27 right here dude all you're going to do
237:29 you're not when Mike left and Cat left
237:34 you weren't entertaining enough to put
237:36 on a [ __ ] show. You're the sidekick
237:38 everywhere you go. That's not jealousy
237:41 saying that when you used to sit there
237:43 and sound like your balls were getting
237:44 grabbed. JKB back with another video.
237:48 You couldn't cut it. That's why you
237:49 became my
237:52 editor.
237:55 [ __ ] What do you think it's
237:57 going to do when I can't talk about the
238:00 DMs, but I can cry about them like a
238:04 [ __ ] You know how much nasty [ __ ] I've
238:07 been left by people and didn't talk
238:08 about? Plenty. Still won't. [ __ ]
238:12 you.
238:16 Enjoy your $2,000 computer or let's say
238:19 1,500 just to be
238:21 safe. We could go even lower just to
238:24 make I don't want to exaggerate
238:26 anything. That isn't for work anymore.
238:28 On top of the extra money I gave you, on
238:31 top of the money I gave you on top of
238:32 that when barely anything was done that
238:34 month and we weren't under a contract.
238:37 [ __ ] you in the
238:40 ass. Clip this. Put it on a [ __ ] Put
238:43 it on a banner in Time Square. I [ __ ]
238:46 hate
238:47 you. There we go. Put a picture of Jay
238:50 smiling. Jay's smiling. And I put Rich
238:54 thinks he's a [ __ ] in Time Square
238:56 and I will stand next to it smiling,
239:00 [ __ ] Oh, Rich said bad things to
239:02 me, but I can't say them. What What were
239:05 your streams? Let's Let's do your
239:07 streams. Your first stream is you look
239:10 rich fired me on my birthday. Your
239:12 second stream, you had a panic attack.
239:15 Your third stream is you looking sad
239:18 saying I had a panic attack. Come give
239:21 me more
239:22 pity. Great way to start. Other people
239:26 saw it, too. And then you're going and I
239:28 got DMs, but I can't talk about them.
239:31 Woe is me. Let me clutch my [ __ ]
239:34 pearls. You know what you're really
239:36 pissed at, Jay? You had an easy [ __ ]
239:39 job where you didn't have to do that
239:45 much. I'm done with you after this. I
239:48 have to be I'm
239:53 done. And those are what I said there is
239:56 not exaggeration. That's exactly what
239:58 happened in the streams. The first
240:00 stream is the woe is me. I got fired,
240:03 but it's a joke. The second stream, he
240:05 could have very well had a panic attack.
240:07 And the third [ __ ] stream, he's
240:09 sitting there with a sad face on. I had
240:11 a panic attack. Oh, Jay, we're here to
240:14 support you. Don't worry. Good luck with
240:16 that kind of career. Look, I'll be hurt
240:18 by this for a while. I get it because I
240:21 get I am the employer. I've been there,
240:24 okay? And I've been laid off. It sucks.
240:28 And of course, people are going to have
240:29 emotions and look at me like, "Dude,
240:31 I've been in his shoes. You're an
240:32 [ __ ]
240:43 But now I'm supposed to be okay when I
240:47 spoke my mind to just
240:50 you. This is a game, dude. This is a
240:54 game. I didn't start all of it. I didn't
240:57 start all of it. Things happen. People
241:00 have disagreements behind the scenes. Do
241:02 you not understand that? And let's say
241:04 something about the Facebook
241:07 posts. Obviously, it was about him, but
241:10 his name wasn't even in
241:12 there. His name wasn't even in
241:17 there. And now seeing what he did with
241:20 this, there was people that were working
241:23 together to make this happen. You're
241:25 going to tell me it isn't now when he
241:27 posts that about that
241:31 [ __ ] Jay, if you want to come on the
241:34 stream right now, please. I can't. He's
241:36 blocked
241:41 me. Sure. I'll hand him a [ __ ] Zoom
241:44 link right now.
241:49 Dude, there's a lot of people that say
241:51 things to not have [ __ ] be in front of
241:53 people's eyes and behind the scenes. You
241:56 think everybody's buddy buddy behind the
241:57 scenes? Do you really think so? I know
242:00 people want to pretend that that's
242:01 happened, but it doesn't. Me and Jay
242:03 were great for 95% of the
242:07 time, but [ __ ] changes
242:12 obviously. I know. No matter what, I'm
242:15 going to be the [ __ ] I know. No
242:17 matter what. So why am I even sending
242:19 him the [ __ ] link? You know what? Let
242:21 me send it anyway. You know what? Let me
242:24 send it anyway because then if I don't
242:27 send
242:29 it, people be like, "Why didn't you send
242:32 it,
242:35 Rich?" And I even said in one of the
242:38 messages I even said in one of the
242:41 messages, I'll never make this a big
242:43 deal. I'll make it like we're just
242:45 totally cool and no one it'll never come
242:49 up
242:49 again.
242:51 But he's keeping the ball rolling
242:54 because the talentless [ __ ] has to ride
242:56 the pity
243:01 train. Video game journalist. If you're
243:04 a video game journalist, I'm a porn
243:07 star here. Journalist. Link is sent.
243:15 Yeah, dude. It's a game. He played Gabe.
243:18 It's a game. It's a game. I didn't I
243:22 won't leak these messages, but they were
243:24 just
243:34 terrible. Who's messaging me now?
243:48 You know what? You're
243:55 Yeah, I'm sure that was done to trigger
243:58 me and to
244:01 uh Insomniac. It's all good, man. Oh,
244:04 that's you on Twitter. You're very
244:06 welcome.
244:12 Of course he Dude, he's gonna I I got to
244:15 stop for no other reason. And even and I
244:18 did stop. You know what's funny? I spoke
244:21 my mind to him privately. I did stop.
244:24 Did I give anything here before this
244:26 happened? And if I did, please let me
244:28 know. I'm not asking
244:29 rhetorically of any kind of mishap
244:32 happening where I was trying to throw
244:33 Jay under the bus. I don't think so. If
244:36 anything, I sang his
244:45 praises because Robo Taco, I had things
244:48 to say that were no one else's
244:51 business when I thought about things
244:54 more cuz I'm a
245:00 human. All right. So, CB96, leave then.
245:03 I if you've ever had a dispute in your
245:06 life, I a man, shame on you for for
245:11 having a dispute, having a
245:13 disagreement, and then when you have a
245:15 private conversation with them, them
245:17 indirectly making it public to make you
245:20 look bad.
245:33 I don't know why he's doing this. I
245:35 don't
245:44 know because so every conversation you
245:48 have, Jeremy, you're just like, "Hey,
245:50 every everyone just listen to listen in.
246:17 Man, you know
246:21 what? Exclusive. You don't know the
246:24 whole scenario. All people see is rich
246:28 employer J employee rich evil J victim
246:33 and no I'm not let now like this should
246:36 show a lot about him for doing this I
246:40 have gotten despicable messages from
246:43 many [ __ ]
246:44 people and
246:47 I creator as much as like
246:53 really I know it doesn't help. No ma,
246:55 dude, I'm [ __ ] no matter what with
246:57 this
247:00 situation. No, I'm not in the wrong. No,
247:03 dude. I admit all the [ __ ] time when
247:05 I'm in the wrong with stuff. All the
247:06 time. I eat crow all the time when I
247:08 [ __ ] up. I'm not admitting it with this
247:11 one here. Here is Jay's
247:17 tweet. Yeah, he's not going to Yeah, of
247:19 course you're not going to. I don't want
247:20 to be involved in drama even though I'm
247:22 the one who stirred this drama up by
247:26 [Laughter]
247:33 Dude. Yeah, business breakups happen all
247:37 the time. Shame it's being made into
247:39 everyone's
247:43 business. No, I'm not saving face. If I
247:47 was saving face, I'd apologize. Here's
247:49 my apology today, Jay. [ __ ] off. That's
247:53 my apology. You want to keep I spoke my
247:56 mind to you and you want to keep this
247:58 going? That's it. After
248:01 this, if I have consequences from this,
248:03 I already do. Then
248:09 fine, dude. It's business. You know, one
248:12 thing I've
248:17 learned, I won't mix friendship with
248:21 business. I used to think about wanting
248:23 to do something with intro guym. Not
248:26 because because dynamics
248:34 change. Jay's not a troll. Sexy Coco is
248:37 not a troll.
248:43 And in this stream itself proved that I
248:47 was not going to do anything
248:52 public. I proved it in the stream proves
248:56 it in itself. Thank God it's
249:03 here. Yeah. Life happen. You think this
249:06 You don't think this kind of [ __ ]
249:08 happens behind the scen or even not
249:10 behind the scenes? If you want to look
249:12 at Linus Tech Tips, what happened
249:13 recently
249:15 there? This doesn't compare to that, but
249:18 you get my
249:20 point. You think this like I don't
249:26 know. This was a fun stream, too.
249:34 Yeah, he found uh he's he's pulling he's
249:38 Phil. He's pulling a Phil
249:49 move. There are some people that I know
249:52 are going to revel in this, but I
249:53 promise you this. I promise you this.
250:00 There is a year from
250:02 now, the heights I'm gonna go to because
250:06 this has put a fire under my ass like
250:09 you wouldn't believe are going to be
250:18 incredible. Uh, tuna
250:20 sandwich. Not only did I pay Jay
250:24 well, I paid him extra many times.
250:28 I gave him things many times. You don't
250:30 know the scenario. Don't make it like
250:33 you do because of surface level things.
250:36 You see people to put out bad PR about
250:39 people. It's much more complex than
250:41 that. People like Jay know that and
250:43 that's how things can look. It takes a
250:45 simple tweet. How many people have I
250:52 talked I know here. Let's play. All
250:55 right. say, "You know
250:57 what? Let's play the full
251:03 audio." And then I'm then I will say
251:06 this, Amy, you know, I wish I could play
251:09 it, but I guess cuz he blocked me, I
251:11 can't play it at double speed. This is,
251:14 by the way, this is not me leaking
251:16 anything from him. He has he did not
251:19 reply back with anything. So, this is
251:22 only me talking.
251:27 Okay, this is not me. You know
251:29 something's this is not me reciprocating
251:32 in
251:39 kind. Dude, it's a game. You put out a
251:42 tweet like that to do
251:47 this. I've been doing this a very long
251:50 time.
251:57 What's funny is gonna formulate my
252:00 thoughts here because I've been thinking
252:02 about it for a while. All the goodwill,
252:05 all the things that I did, even when you
252:08 didn't ask me, you know, gave you extra
252:10 money, um, gave you different things,
252:14 like say if I had an extra whatever,
252:16 even you could go into the computer if
252:18 you really want to go into it. I may
252:20 have brought this up before. I think I
252:22 did. Okay. I gave it to you for work,
252:25 but things changed. It's not for work.
252:28 You got the computer. Do you realize how
252:31 much damage you not getting a 500 bucks
252:36 when you've gotten so much extra from me
252:39 throughout the years. And when there
252:40 were a couple times I wanted to break
252:42 ties because I was like, "Look, man, I
252:43 could just do this." And you came back
252:46 at me with a much lower monthly price.
252:49 That's on you. But you stayed with me
252:52 for almost six years, dude. Six
252:56 years. And one fallout. And you decided
253:01 it was good to do a reparable damage
253:04 when nothing was posted publicly. And
253:07 then there were people who I don't know
253:09 how it got f, but it just interesting
253:11 people in the circle of people that you
253:13 were cool with that got out there. Now
253:16 look, I shouldn't have posted it. I'll
253:18 still hold to that no matter what. Even
253:20 if it's quote unquote private, it's not
253:22 private. But man, oh man,
253:27 you it is what it is, dude. Yeah, I
253:30 think you got the hint, too. That's why
253:32 you didn't come at me and want to make
253:34 the video
253:35 because Nah, dude. Nah, I won't say
253:39 anything. You and I are Gagali, the best
253:41 of buddies on the surface, but you
253:45 [ __ ] me and I won't forget it. That's
253:47 all I'll say.
253:52 How many streams did you do, Jay, when
253:54 my daughter was sick? I counted them
253:57 maybe like 10 where I was basically
254:00 streaming every day. You did a hand
254:03 maybe seven to eight videos in that time
254:06 period. I was still doing most of the
254:08 heavy lifting and everyone out there is
254:11 saying that Jay held your channel
254:13 together when your daughter was sick.
254:15 Really? The numbers say something
254:18 different. This is why I have to play
254:20 this cat. I'm I'm just seeing this
254:22 narrative out there of me being a
254:24 monster cuz you and I had a payment
254:27 dispute. A payment dispute. And the
254:30 things even after we had the payment
254:32 dispute that you said to me that you
254:35 weren't going to be able to surv how am
254:37 I going to survive and then you're I'm
254:40 posting on Twitter that you're buying PC
254:42 parts and you think and I'm just
254:44 thinking to myself, what's going on? And
254:46 then you want to say that, oh, I was
254:48 just liking tweets because I was stoned
254:50 on something. If I liked a tweet that
254:52 was negative about you, you would have
254:55 flipped your [ __ ] That's Oh [ __ ] I
254:57 forgot about that. There was someone
255:00 talking
255:02 [ __ ] about how terrible it was. He was
255:05 liking the tweet. You know what he said
255:06 to me? Oh, I was on medication. I didn't
255:09 realize. Okay, you know, I often like
255:11 tweets of people talking [ __ ] You know,
255:14 it's the medication making. I'm stowed
255:16 out of my mind. I know the tweets that
255:17 I'm liking at night. Come on, Jay.
255:22 position forgot about that
255:25 because you saw posts you didn't like
255:27 and it made you mad.
255:30 I don't know, man. I don't know. Good
255:33 luck to you. You're going to [ __ ]
255:36 need it.
255:42 So, in the end, the posts were about you
255:45 saying you were going to expose me.
255:49 All of that for in got a thousand but
255:51 for 500 bucks.
255:54 That's what I was mad at. That's why I
255:56 put those posts on Facebook. And you had
256:00 whether it was you or not, but there
256:02 were people that were in an inside group
256:04 who could [ __ ] themselves to hell who
256:07 turned that into me being a monster. And
256:11 congratulations to all of you. It
256:13 worked. Dick. I'll never forget this
256:16 dude ever.
256:23 So, in the end, the posts were about you
256:27 saying you were going to expose
256:29 me. All of that for in the end, you got
256:32 a,000, but for 500 bucks.
256:36 That's another reason why I haven't
256:37 streamed. I don't want to talk about
256:39 this anymore. I really don't. I'm
256:41 venting to you right now because I'm
256:42 pissed off. But you Jay was in a toxic
256:46 workplace. Rehire Jay in this stream.
256:49 Jay's the one who did it. I didn't want
256:52 to hear about
256:53 it. The
256:58 irony all these different
257:00 things. And I can't show even if I
257:03 showed receipts, which you know, even if
257:06 I showed receipts of how I paid you
257:09 throughout the years, what would happen?
257:12 It would just be, "Oh, you're damage
257:14 controlling because I'm the employer and
257:17 you're the employee and you used it as
257:19 goodwill to get people over to your
257:22 channel." And Jay, you know what? I'm
257:25 glad we didn't do the video cuz you know
257:27 what that would have been for you again?
257:29 Another free
257:31 advertisement. Was that your intention?
257:34 Probably not, but it would have been an
257:36 indirect side effect. And thinking back
257:38 now to what happened,
257:41 you have a payment dispute with someone
257:43 and they come back and say they're going
257:45 to expose
257:47 you because you have a payment dispute.
257:50 How would you
257:57 react? Would you be like, "Oh, okay,
258:00 cool." I mean, I I don't think that, you
258:01 know, we aren't under contract. The work
258:03 wasn't really there.
258:08 No. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you would take
258:09 it just fine
258:12 because of the payment dispute and all
258:15 the other
258:16 [ __ ] I don't really And if I No, I
258:19 won't. You know what? I won't. Even if I
258:22 have the message here from Jay saying
258:24 it, I won't do it because then that puts
258:27 me on his level.
258:31 You have any goodwill towards you? I
258:33 don't
258:35 and I don't
258:38 you know what I was just talking to my
258:40 dad before midnight too and you know the
258:43 other thing that bothered me for a long
258:45 time is there's a lot of days Jay that
258:49 we were doing nothing and I said to you
258:51 hey Jay why don't we work on shorts you
258:54 did a couple shorts and you remember you
258:57 said that yeah they don't really do
258:59 anything so what the [ __ ] is the point
259:00 I'm like okay guess we're not doing
259:02 shorts
259:03 And you know, you said this, "Hey Jay,
259:06 why don't you do clips from the streams
259:08 when we don't have anything to do?" And
259:10 you said, "That is insane. I rather quit
259:14 than do clips. It is something you
259:16 weren't interested in doing it." So, you
259:18 know what? If you didn't want to do
259:20 shorts and you didn't want to do clips,
259:23 then what? The stuff that you were
259:25 doing, I could do. Because here's the
259:28 thing, Jay, you have to do clips now.
259:31 You have to do shorts. I won't be Will I
259:34 be able to do them as many of my own?
259:37 No. But I'm gonna do them. I'm gonna do
259:39 one for the computer tomorrow because
259:42 it's like that was the stuff that drove
259:45 me nuts, too. And I know I talked to you
259:48 about
259:49 it.
259:50 Like with all the free time that we had,
259:54 why wouldn't you do those things, but it
259:56 was asked a couple times and you weren't
259:58 interested. You weren't
260:03 Oh, it's missing the message where I
260:04 also said that I'm not DJ J. I'm going
260:07 to be best of buddies. I'm not going to
260:09 cause any drama in on the scenes. Oh,
260:12 look. He blocked me in real time, too.
260:24 But I'm see there's a Jay, there's a
260:26 message missing there. I said, 'But you
260:29 know what? I don't wish you well. I
260:32 don't wish you harm, but I don't wish
260:34 you
260:35 well. Those were all the messages,
260:38 folks. Those were the awful messages
260:40 that I left
260:42 him. How dare
260:45 I take what you want, but that's all of
260:52 them. That's it.
260:56 What was so horrible that I said
260:59 there? That's every [ __ ] message I
261:02 That is my list of messages that he was
261:04 talking about. I swear on the lives of
261:07 my
261:11 children. Those messages were just the
261:14 truth. Jay, in the end, you're just
261:17 pissed off cuz you had an easy
261:19 ride. It was easy.
261:24 It was
261:27 easy. I don't want to look through the
261:29 streams and find
261:31 clips. Why? How many days were there not
261:34 news stories? Rich, you weren't. But it
261:37 doesn't matter. Rich, I was on a
261:41 retainer. But when I'm asking you to do
261:43 work, you didn't want to do
261:46 it. I'm not saying you haven't put [ __ ]
261:48 in, dude. You did the merchandise.
261:54 But in the end, I realized that I didn't
261:57 need you. It wasn't the right fit
261:59 anymore. And yeah, we had a payment
262:01 dispute. But what did I say there that
262:04 was so awful? That wasn't
262:06 true. You going to say there's a missing
262:09 message, [ __ ] You didn't think
262:10 I was going to play him on stream, did
262:12 you?
262:20 Uh, DL5 is telling me to expose his
262:23 [ __ ] Well, if he opens an only fans,
262:25 go right ahead.
262:34 Well, uh, Lance, he's actually I think
262:36 he's actually looking for a job. If
262:38 you'd like to hire him to edit for you,
262:40 you're more than welcome.
262:46 And
262:47 that cash jam is every message that he
262:52 was talking
262:54 about.
262:56 Everyone. And
262:58 now Amy, I'm
263:03 done. That was bait [ __ ] That was dog
263:06 whistle [ __ ] I'm not going to release
263:09 the messages, but they're horrible. Hey
263:11 Jay, I have my audience here. And about
263:14 80% of them, if not more, don't think
263:16 those messages were
263:21 horrible. I can't see that he posted on
263:26 Twitter. And I'm not going to
263:30 look. The messages were tame as hell.
263:33 Did you not think I was going to play
263:34 him at this point, Jay? I That wasn't a
263:37 stoner tirade I had. I knew I thought
263:40 about that for days upon days upon days
263:44 upon days after what happened and I
263:46 stewed and I was talking to a friend
263:49 about it and I was
263:52 bothered because of all the good [ __ ] I
263:55 did for you. You caused not irreparable
263:58 damage cuz I'm talented and I'll get
264:00 through it, but you caused damage
264:03 because you were pissed
264:13 off. Glad I played those messages
264:16 now because they see you're a [ __ ]
264:19 snake.
264:26 Once the pity
264:29 fades and I stop being looked at as the
264:32 monster, because I'm sure no matter
264:33 what, I'm sure this stream is going to
264:35 be clipped and I was very well aware
264:37 that I am sure there are a bunch of
264:39 people with erections right
264:42 now who uh I uh I've made some enemies
264:46 with the things I've said talking about
264:48 the uh dra the weirdo detractor
264:50 community. There's plenty of detractors
264:52 that are cool. Shout out to Duty.
264:54 [Music]
264:56 Um, shout out to Snort Hogan,
265:08 too. Elijah said, "He's more of a snake
265:11 than I am, and this is a man who has
265:13 donated countless Argentinian
265:15 memberships to me."
265:20 Okay. Think of think of me as a
265:22 detractor, dude. I don't know if you're
265:23 trolling or not. I'm not going to ban
265:26 you. Oh, I'm getting some Streamlabs.
265:28 I'm
265:30 sorry. He's already done it. Sword
265:33 Logic, he's already done it. I could
265:36 show you. He's already doing exactly
265:38 what I'm talking about. Like, I'm not
265:42 kidding. I'm not kidding. You think I'm
265:45 Let's go Let's go to uh JKB.
265:52 Hi, welcome to Yeah. Hi, welcome to a
265:56 person JKB. Today I'm going to talk
265:59 about everyone's favorite gaming
266:01 company,
266:03 EA. Yeah, you're very authentic. One
266:05 thing. Hey, I actually at least I taught
266:07 you one thing. Don't sound like a JKB.
266:09 Don't sound like you're getting your
266:10 nuts squeezed. Where's his live
266:17 streams? Okay, he took it
266:24 down. He took down iOS five. No, he got
266:27 this
266:29 one.
266:31 Then the panic attack
266:34 happened in one of these. Then I had a
266:38 panic attack during my live show.
266:44 Could you imagine if I did
266:49 that? Could you
266:53 imagine? No, he didn't stake down the
266:58 streams. I had a stream where I
267:00 specifically made it about me having a
267:01 panic
267:06 attack. So, it's done.
267:10 J, let's see
267:13 how far things go. I'm I feel like a
267:18 weight has been lifted off my shoulders
267:19 playing those messages. Yeah, CB96, I'm
267:23 not sure what your deal is. Uh, you're
267:26 more than welcome to go watch Jay
267:29 since Yeah. No, [ __ ] you, J. [ __ ] you,
267:32 CB96. Uh, I just had receipts. Go suck
267:36 Jay's dick.
267:43 I'm
267:44 done. The stream is proof that I said
267:47 nothing
267:54 publicly because you see why I'm angry.
267:57 This is why I play the messages. Now, if
268:00 I didn't play those messages and you you
268:03 would have
268:09 thought, you would have thought I was
268:11 the anti. I would have thought it like,
268:13 damn, for Jay to say that. I played all
268:16 of them. Every single
268:38 message. No, it is over. That's
268:42 it. It is done. I feel fantastic for
268:46 playing those messages though. And it
268:48 was all me. So it wasn't me giving away
268:50 anything there. It's not like I showed
268:52 the
268:58 DMs. Nah, Jay isn't ruined. I feel
269:02 better. I feel better. I actually feel
269:04 kind of exonerated in a way
269:07 because I mean obviously we're going to
269:10 talk about this for a
269:12 minute tonight. I mean, I won't bring it
269:15 up after this. I I I don't want to say
269:18 this, but I will say this after this
269:21 stream, for the sake of the rest of my
269:24 audience, I don't care if you donate 500
269:27 bucks in the super chat if it is about
269:29 this situation because it is unfair to
269:32 the people watching right now. I won't
269:34 talk about it anymore. I don't think I
269:35 have to. I think I made a pretty [ __ ]
269:38 good case here.
269:54 You
269:57 know, play intro fart of relief. You
269:59 know what? Goddamn
270:03 right. Yeah, I'm tired of hearing about
270:06 him, too. I'm real.
270:12 I'm real [ __ ] tired of hearing about
270:15 him. And I am sure after me playing
270:16 those messages to where he tried to make
270:18 him seem like I was a
270:20 monster, he's going to be really tired
270:24 of really tired of hearing about
270:34 me. I'm not going to keep the game
270:37 going, Jay.
270:39 Like I
270:40 said, but I was not going to let that
270:44 stand. Sony Soprano. Thank you. Look,
270:47 look, like I said,
270:52 man, man, I'm getting I won't name
270:55 anybody. Jay, the narrative's changing a
270:57 little bit.
271:03 H I called your bluff, [ __ ]
271:10 Yeah, I'm seeing some people who were
271:11 disagreeing with me before being like,
271:13 "Rich is right about this one." Dude, it
271:16 You see what I'm saying? This is why I
271:18 did it. Maybe I'll play some Elden Ring.
271:20 You know
271:21 what? Isn't it a cool stream? Spam the
271:24 applause, Rich. You fat piece of
271:26 [Applause]
271:34 [ __ ] Oh man. You know what? It's time
271:37 for some Vosian horses.
271:39 [Music]
271:42 Yeah. Why did he He didn't think I would
271:45 have played them.
271:47 [Music]
271:58 Dude, it didn't have to be Dude, it
272:00 didn't have to be handled. You know
272:01 what? Yeah, I shouldn't have put those
272:03 posts on Facebook. You're right. That
272:05 was piss poor. That was a piss poor
272:07 decision.
272:14 However, there have been other
272:16 circumstances that have happened after
272:18 that that have added to the narrative.
272:21 Let's put it that
272:30 way. Yeah. this and it started out so
272:33 and this is why like I said in the
272:35 messages guys I sh I shared [ __ ]
272:37 everything with you. I didn't want to
272:39 hear about it. I'm like I I'll work on
272:42 videos. I'll work on
272:44 projects. I'll work on music. I just
272:47 didn't want to hear about it. Little did
272:50 I
272:59 think he did. Let me make it abundantly
273:03 clear because I'm sure there's going to
273:05 be things
273:08 said Jay has put work in. I will not
273:12 take away the fact that he did not put a
273:14 lot of work
273:15 in, but I changed. He knows since
273:21 2019 news or like the way we were doing
273:24 things has been on the chopping
273:28 block. He and other people have talked
273:30 me to go back to it because it was safe
273:32 and stable. I was bored. I was phoning
273:35 it in. I don't feel like I'm phoning it
273:37 in now. Even if I do talk about
273:53 news the
273:59 re isn't this a great tech review
274:01 stream? It's a 10 out of 10 one.
274:11 Yeah, I think I'll play some Elden
274:17 Ring. No,
274:21 dude. I
274:24 got the PlayStation Portal
274:27 coming. I'm working on other like it's
274:30 being
274:33 done. And even though the video didn't
274:35 blow up because people have mini PC
274:39 fatigue, literally people said it to me
274:41 and I don't blame you.
274:46 Yes, we Ray, we can cry to hip-hop. Cry
274:49 with
274:49 [Applause]
275:00 me. Oh man. Man. Oh man. Oh
275:09 man, this is why I don't have the talent
275:12 to do it to be a ma to be management. I
275:14 I don't
275:17 like and it's a weak point of mine. I
275:19 will admit
275:22 it. Sexy Coco, you did negative
275:27 wrong. You did absolutely nothing wrong.
275:32 You do not need to apologize to the
275:34 stream. If
275:36 anything, you indirectly exonerated
275:42 me. You're cool, dude. You did nothing
275:49 wrong. There's no reason for you to
275:51 apologize.
275:53 I'm glad that you I'd rather have it
275:55 been been known about from someone like
275:57 you or people from my audience than find
276:00 out at two in the
276:02 morning. And like I
276:08 said, what do you disagree with, Izzy?
276:11 It's okay. You could dis what do you
276:12 disagree? I'm just
276:19 curious. And then I would have been all
276:21 stressed out. Don't be sorry, Mike
276:23 Walls. I don't know if you're doing it
276:24 or I'm
276:26 sorry. So, if anything, I'm gonna sleep
276:30 better because of you tonight, sexy
276:31 Coco. I'm not even exaggerating. That
276:33 may sound really melodramatic cuz I
276:36 would have saw that at like 2 in the
276:37 morning from him and I would have been
276:39 like, "Oh my god, people are going to
276:41 think like I like [ __ ] threatened his
276:43 life or something the way he made it
276:44 seem that I left these awful, awful
276:46 messages." In the
276:49 end, many people who were even pissed at
276:52 me for Jay were like, "Yeah, those are
276:54 that was not that was kind of a nothing
276:59 burger. He's always committed to the
277:01 birds. Do not question Natsu with the
277:07 birds." And man, for people who say they
277:10 hate drama, when I talk about drama, the
277:12 viewership just goes voom.
277:27 Now Amy, let's say hypothetically even
277:31 Koko came to stir up drama, which I've
277:33 known him for a very long time. At least
277:36 from what I've seen, it's not his mo.
277:38 But even if he
277:43 did, Jay put up that
277:45 message, not sexy
277:47 coco, instead of seeing it now, I would
277:51 have saw it at 2 in the morning and not
277:53 slept because I would have been stressed
277:54 and pissed
277:57 off. So even if Sexy Coco was looking to
278:01 quote unquote stir up stuff, it still
278:04 did me a favor.
278:08 And I don't think it was his
278:17 MMO. No, enforcer. What it is is
278:20 thinking things
278:23 through. You look back on things. You
278:26 think
278:26 about everything. What's funny with
278:29 human
278:30 nature
278:32 is you could do a thousand things right.
278:35 No one will ever remember them. You [ __ ]
278:39 up. And some of this I don't think I
278:42 [ __ ] up with which I made abundantly
278:43 clear. A lot of it how I handled it in
278:46 the beginning. I should not have put up
278:47 those Facebook post. I [ __ ] up and I
278:50 [ __ ] up
278:55 hard. But the
278:59 rest, I don't regret it. And you know
279:02 what? I'm going to thank Jay, too. Thank
279:05 you for putting up that post that was
279:09 melodramatic. I appreciate
279:11 it. Because of you putting up that post,
279:14 I feel a little bit
279:19 exonerated. Thanks, Jay.
279:33 And you know what the funniest thing
279:37 is,
279:39 Jay? You know, you you made if you
279:42 didn't
279:44 say that you were were going to expose
279:47 me and you were just like, "Rich, can we
279:49 talk about things a little
279:52 bit?" Or you would have been like,
279:54 "Dude, what?" Like, even if you were
279:56 just like, "What the [ __ ] I like let's
279:58 discuss my payment. I don't
280:02 agree. But you went to
280:04 the expose thing. That's why I [ __ ]
280:07 lost my cool. What are you going to
280:09 expose? What do I
280:13 do? What are you going to tell people?
280:15 My time management skills suck. Oh my
280:17 god. Breaking
280:21 news. Whoa. Oh my god.
280:30 Oh my
280:35 goodness. What are you going to expose?
280:38 What do you have on me, Jay?
280:43 What? That I could be a dick? I think my
280:46 audience knows. But was I really a dick?
280:49 We've had disagreements. Who the hell's
280:51 not when they work together?
280:54 Well, not really towards the end, even
280:56 though Hey, Rich, what are we doing
280:57 today? Uh, there is no news. Um, all
281:00 right,
281:02 cool. Of course, people are going to
281:04 have
281:11 disputes. It is almost a new We're one
281:14 minute away from a new
281:17 day. Let him talk about it on LCA, dude.
281:21 G. McFly, I'm sorry for missing your
281:23 super chat. I did not do that on
281:25 purpose. I wholeheartedly
281:32 apologize. Yeah,
281:34 Insomniac, for the people here who were
281:37 on Jay's side who maybe see a little bit
281:40 of difference, it's not saying you you'd
281:42 still think I'm an [ __ ] and that's
281:44 fine. I'm not going to try to G McFly.
281:45 I'll get to your super chat. I'm
281:48 sorry. But for people
281:51 who are young adults that are here,
281:54 especially people who are like 30s, my
281:57 age, even late 20s, you you you a lot of
281:59 you realize this. There's a lot of gray
282:02 area nuance to thing. It's not always
282:04 black and white. One person's not always
282:06 the hero. One person's not always the
282:08 villain. It's never that simple
282:12 ever. Mostly, I should say. There are
282:15 times where EDP 445, it's black and
282:18 white. He's a piece of
282:23 [ __ ] Now, G.
282:27 McFly, where the hell is your super
282:32 chat?
282:35 Oh, you know what? I appreciate that
282:37 from
282:42 Phil. You know, it's funny. I saw a lot
282:45 of the John
282:46 Rambo,
282:48 but there's a K big key
282:53 difference. I paid
282:56 Jay. And I'm not just talking about the
283:02 dispute. Jay was paid every month on
283:06 time and then
283:08 some.
283:11 Anyway, let's play some Elder Ring. I'm
283:14 a little wired right now. So if I go
283:16 past
283:22 12:30
283:28 J5, I wanted to say
283:31 that. I can't pin this comment.
283:34 Yes, I've been thinking
283:39 it. Jay, here. Let me with less anger
283:43 now say something before I go empty my
283:45 bladder. Jay, you're a very talented
283:47 editor. You have more technical skill
283:49 than
283:53 me, but you're not a very strong
284:02 host. Now, it's a mixture of things. I'm
284:05 not just going to be a complete dick
284:06 before I go take a piss. when you you're
284:09 seeing it here. Here is the thing.
284:11 People have told me, "Look, even if Jay
284:12 and I kissed and said, "We are the best
284:15 of friends and truly were," people would
284:17 stop watching
284:19 me because they like Jay. They get an
284:22 emotional attachment to the hosts. Just
284:25 how it is. It's human
284:31 nature. But then if you have a fallout,
284:34 it just becomes this
284:37 disaster
284:41 and fallouts happen no matter who you
284:45 are and I should have listened to myself
284:51 again. I don't have the leadership
284:54 talent to be a manager and I shouldn't
284:57 have tried to be one. And the sec also
284:59 what else I learned
285:01 is if you have an employee stay the stay
285:05 an employee with them. Don't [ __ ] where
285:07 you eat. Don't become best of buddies.
285:09 Don't be disrespectful. Be kind.
285:28 So, I don't know, man. It's This is not
285:31 me. It's
285:32 just I'm kind of flabbergasted. I'm I'm
285:35 angry, relieved, flabbergasted,
285:39 [Music]
285:43 um
285:45 frustrated. This is why I didn't want to
285:47 stream.
285:49 I know I'm repeating myself. I'm gonna
285:50 go empty my [ __ ] penis and I'll be
285:53 right
285:55 back. I know you don't want to hear my
285:57 [ __ ] I'll give you I'll give you Vicks.
285:59 [Music]
286:07 Yeah.
286:10 [Music]
286:17 Dicks. Yeah.
286:21 Breasts. Breasts.
286:23 Dicks.
286:26 Up up up.
286:29 Yeah.
286:32 Up up up up.
286:35 [Music]
286:43 Holding Steven Crowder.
286:49 Shoot. Yeah.
286:52 [Music]
287:00 Yeah.
287:03 Breasts
287:04 breast kicks
287:10 up. Yeah.
287:13 [Music]
287:20 The coma weapon weapon.
287:24 Yeah, I like big dicks.
287:28 [Music]
287:36 Yeah.
287:39 [Music]
287:47 Yeah.
287:50 Breasts. Breasts.
287:52 Up it's
287:57 up. Yeah.
288:01 Up up up
288:07 up. Yeah.
288:10 [Music]
288:10 [Applause]
288:16 [Music]
288:17 [Applause]
288:18 [Music]
288:28 Two things I will say though. I
288:30 apologize to you
288:33 guys.
288:35 Um, this sucks and it has to stop here.
288:39 I don't give a [ __ ] what else is said.
288:41 I'm not going to leave him any more DMs
288:43 either.
288:46 Oh
288:49 man. So, you know, we'll be back to fun
288:54 drama like
288:55 Keffles. We never got into Keles
289:01 tonight. No. No bait. I Dude, I don't
289:05 Look, I'm not gonna Look, here's the
289:06 thing. I'm gonna make it abundantly
289:08 clear. I'm not gonna get I was doing it
289:10 before. I'm not going to get uh in the
289:13 same stream. I'm not going to get in his
289:14 way. I'm not going to try to sabotage
289:16 anything with him. I'm not going to be
289:18 malicious. I'm not going to I'm just
289:20 going to stream and make videos and do
289:23 my
289:32 thing. Evo Uno, you don't need to
289:36 apologize to me. You know why?
289:40 Because on the surface, which I did make
289:42 mistakes with this this situation, I
289:44 will hold to those. Those Facebook
289:46 messages should have never happened. I
289:48 was a douchebag and an [ __ ] for
289:50 leaving them.
289:52 But you just
289:55 saw the surface level of the situation.
289:57 How so? You can't blame
290:02 yourself. You're a human being who's
290:04 entitled to opinions, and that's okay.
290:14 You
290:16 know, yeah, one can never make mistakes
290:19 on the internet. Ever. You are supposed
290:22 to walk on water and piss wine. All
290:26 right. What am I doing here? What time
290:28 is it? All right.
290:32 Well, like I said to you, because I
290:34 pissed off the detractor community from
290:36 Phil relatively
290:38 recently, this is like they're probably
290:41 stroking their dicks at 100 miles an
290:43 hour right now. They're giving
290:44 themselves [ __ ] rug burn with their
290:47 own
290:51 hands. Rich, you're such a terrible
290:53 human being for not, you know, we
290:56 already went over get a P.O. box. I
290:58 should I
291:00 know like I'm weird with that stuff for
291:03 mold. There's two things with it. One,
291:05 who the [ __ ] knows what people will send
291:06 me, especially in a situation like this.
291:09 And then I feel like, hey, and then I
291:11 feel like, hey guys, just send me
291:13 [ __ ] which I
291:17 appreciate, but I feel like a douche.
291:21 But then like sending like how funny
291:24 would it be if I got like [ __ ] a
291:26 rainbow color thing. Can I show dildos
291:29 on stream? Are we allowed to show
291:31 dildos? I don't care if it gets age
291:35 restricted. I would get birds. I don't
291:38 know. I'll think about
291:48 it. I explained it all.
291:57 Anyway,
291:59 uh yes, the red nipple is on. But wait,
292:02 did I change this to before I'm an
292:05 idiot? I want to capture this
292:18 footage feather head. I like Nicholas
292:21 Cage. You don't have to like him. I
292:23 think Nicholas Cage is a fantastic man.
292:27 Um, I'm sorry to you for not
292:30 finding that he is a fantastic
292:38 man. Let me see here. Good-looking man,
292:42 too. I think he's handsome. I'm not even
292:44 gay either. But you know, you could
292:47 admire the handsomeness of another man
292:49 and not be gay. It's
292:59 okay. Yes. I was just telling him what
293:02 was bothering me at the end. Okay. So,
293:05 if you ever buy and I think they
293:06 discontinued it, but I think it's one of
293:08 their better capture cards. It has bugs.
293:11 Uh, are you seeing the screen? Let me
293:13 make
293:17 sure. No, you're not. Thank god I
293:20 checked. Cool. Okay. So, the Elgato 4K
293:24 60 Plus S+. This the one where you could
293:27 put a SD card in it and record 4K
293:30 video. Yeah, I'm going to stuff
293:32 those. I have a guest
293:35 coming Thursday, I believe.
293:38 Um, not I'm not getting any ass. I wish.
293:42 [Music]
293:44 Um, and I'm going to stuff those pillows
293:47 as part of it, too. So, I have to do
293:48 some spring cleaning like Keemstar was
293:50 talking. You'd be very Keemstar would be
293:51 very proud.
294:02 Who did a movie where he didn't speak
294:04 one? Oh, Nick Cage. No, I haven't. I
294:08 hear like he's kind of There was a time
294:10 where Nick Cage was the laughingtock and
294:13 he's kind of making a comeback almost
294:15 like what's his name? He was in that
294:17 movie where he just won an Oscar for
294:20 it. He did like Inino Man and [ __ ] like
294:23 that back in the day. Not
294:26 Keanu.
294:28 Um Brendan Frraasier. Brendan Frasier.
294:31 Anyway, back to the capture card. If you
294:33 have the 4K 60S Plus, one of their
294:37 better capture cards, it's a shame they
294:38 discontinued it. They better make it
294:40 just a better
294:42 one. There is encoder selection. Can you
294:45 see it or is the screen too [ __ ]
294:47 small?
294:53 Um, if you don't want to record an HDR,
294:56 which is 99% of at least in 2024 of the
294:59 human
295:00 population, you want to go to where it
295:02 says EGC video encoder, and you want to
295:05 se put one there and then save the text
295:07 file it makes because if you have it at
295:10 automatic, a lot of times it tries to
295:12 make standard dynamic range content
295:15 content HDR and it [ __ ] up the color
295:18 space.
295:25 So yeah, see I give you I give you drama
295:30 and technical stuff all in the same
295:31 stream. Don't worry, I'm not going to
295:33 hit the applause because I've been
295:34 spamming it way too [ __ ] much. I even
295:36 admit it. All right, so now we got that.
295:38 Let me see. I think I transferred my
295:49 files. Let me
295:52 Elgato videos. Yep. Okay. So, now I can
295:56 shove it in the
296:03 hole. Uh DSP's Jin Knight. I'm gonna get
296:06 something different than the applause.
296:08 Maybe like an explosion. Maybe something
296:11 I give up on finding a different
296:13 applause that works. And this one is
296:15 tired and [ __ ] old. I agree. It's
296:17 annoying. It pisses me off, too. Now,
296:20 the [ __ ]
296:30 birds. Yeah, I know. I'm giving you some
296:32 tech in an RTU stream. Is everything am
296:34 I feeling
296:36 okay? But yes, if you buy this capture
296:38 card, like say you get it used or
296:40 something or renewed, cuz I actually got
296:42 one for like 150 off
296:55 renewed, cat, I'll plead the fifth on
296:58 what you now the completionist, he ain't
297:01 going to ever do anything like the
297:02 completionist. That I will say about
297:03 Jay. No, that's what the completionist
297:06 did is on another level of scumbaggery
297:08 that Jay would never get to go to. I
297:10 will say that about Jay. I may not like
297:13 him anymore, but I will say Jay will
297:15 never do that. But
297:19 um yeah, [ __ ] him. He did some snake
297:22 [ __ ] anyway.
297:30 So that's why if anyone ever says that I
297:33 color my view like even like with Pat, I
297:36 don't like Pat, but when he was right
297:38 about things, he was right about
297:46 them. Who are the mods that are timing?
297:53 No, I don't have to know I'm in the
297:54 wrong. Sorry. I I left him DMs, venting,
297:59 giving my two cents, and he makes much
298:01 of do about it. No, I'm not in the
298:03 wrong. As as a person who has eaten crow
298:05 many times and h and will in the future
298:07 again admit when I'm wrong and has
298:09 admitted that the Facebook
298:14 posts whether it didn't say his
298:16 neighbor, I shouldn't have put up those
298:17 Facebook. I was wrong about that. The
298:19 rest of this, [ __ ] no.
298:33 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I
298:36 apologize for things I'm wrong about. We
298:39 got mods. Don't worry about it. People
298:41 are going to have opinions. It's okay.
298:44 It's okay. They can have them. It's
298:46 perfectly fine.
298:48 The birds are birds chirping randomly is
298:50 going to drive me up a [ __ ] wall
298:55 though. Betting people who don't agree
298:57 with me on there are people for years to
299:00 come who are not going to let this go.
299:02 If you're going to like then then I will
299:04 truly become Phil at that
299:07 point. All right, let
299:13 me like you you
299:17 gotta Oh, wow. I never updated my
299:20 drivers. Shame on you, Rich. You naughty
299:22 [ __ ]
299:24 bastard. All right, I don't even know
299:26 why I opened it back up. I'm pl Let's
299:27 see if the audio is gonna echo. DL5.
299:37 Yeah, it's kind of like the new big
299:39 cheese but
299:42 different in many ways
299:45 too. Let's
299:47 see.
299:49 Gaming. Ah, that's
300:00 good. It needs to at least be freshen
300:03 though. JF, I think the applause works,
300:07 but it's really That sound is
300:11 tired. Yeah, give
300:14 Jay. This is going to start the new Big
300:16 Cheese
300:18 Crusaders. Oh boy, I can't wait.
300:31 Just what I need for my 2024. But
300:34 hey, you
300:36 know, if you dish it, you got to take
300:38 it,
300:42 huh? I am going to hold off on adding
300:45 mods for a
300:47 while. Let the situation die down. All
300:50 right, so anyway, which keyboard is the
300:52 keyboard for All right, here we go.
300:56 Let's make sure everything is working
301:11 here. Ah, am I going to have to do
301:13 another mod purge? If I have to do
301:15 another mod purge, I'm gonna have like
301:18 10 mods here and that's
301:22 it. Oh my god. You're gonna wait.
301:25 up. Oh my god, there's my lolli porn
301:28 collection. Oh, wait. I don't have one
301:30 of
301:32 those. All right, so let me change. I
301:34 can't see. Let me make sure. I just want
301:38 to see if the sound is working cuz
301:40 sometimes the 4K 60s. How about you kiss
301:43 my [ __ ] ass and lick my balls,
301:46 please? XQC donated $10. Look here.
301:50 Look, listen, chat, chat. Let's let
301:52 bygones be bygones dickers. will see
301:54 Dantu to be dickers and Jesus is going
301:56 to continue going to be Jesus chat guys
301:58 just move on moan on like how I moved on
302:00 from doing the worm chat chat dude dude
302:02 dude just forget it and get a hard bing
302:04 bong we can definitely play games you
302:07 know
302:08 what between whatever the [ __ ] he said
302:11 he's actually
302:17 right he
302:20 is like I'm not going to do anything.
302:23 I'm not like that's
302:26 it. Just let's see. Do we hear sound?
302:29 Yes. Thank
302:31 god. All right. So, card is in. We know
302:35 it's not. No. Wait. Is the controller
302:37 connected
302:40 properly?
302:42 Yes. Everything's working with no
302:44 hiccups. Am
302:47 I Am I feeling okay? Am I in a fantasy
302:51 world? There's no wait though. We have
302:53 to see if there's audio echo. Hold on.
302:56 I'm going to get really confused with 20
302:58 [ __ ] mice and keyboards in front of
303:03 me. Where is the Elden Ring
303:08 shortcut? Yeah, I don't want MSI After
303:11 Burner on because I need this footage.
303:19 Yes, this is playing on the man cube. By
303:22 the way, this is the minis form
303:25 EM780. I know I sound like I'm selling
303:28 it to you. I'm not. I don't make a
303:30 [ __ ] penny if you buy one. And I am
303:32 not. I did not receive any money from
303:34 them. Um, but it is this is the kind of
303:39 mini PC that I have dreamed of. I know
303:42 that sounds
303:44 melodramatic. Why am I not seeing what
303:46 the [ __ ] just happened? Why are you
303:48 seeing Elden Ring and I'm not?
304:12 I could
304:13 see. Now, here is the thing. Like I said
304:17 in my review, it is a niche product.
304:22 I think who I could see it
304:25 for is someone who like it's less bulky
304:30 than a laptop and say you're at most
304:32 hotels have flat screens with HDMI in
304:35 and you want to have it
304:37 for
304:40 gaming or even if you carry a separate
304:42 monitor it's still actually in some ways
304:44 depending lighter than having a laptop
304:47 unless you get something like a GPD Win
304:49 then you Again, it's niche and I, like I
304:53 said in my review, if you're just
304:54 looking to game, no, it's not the right
304:57 product for you. But as you're about to
304:58 see, it works really [ __ ]
305:03 well. Actually, before I start
305:05 recording, let sure my
305:14 settings Oh, that is true. He was the
305:16 person who said, "Hey, with all the
305:17 quantum [ __ ] going on, Jay said this,
305:19 you should play Elden Ring." That is
305:24 true. All right, so let's hit
305:29 record. I need something to drink. Being
305:31 pissed off
305:33 maybe build up a thirst, man.
305:44 Yeah, I'm
305:46 gonna I'll probably play for like a half
305:49 an hour. Kind of owe it to you guys
305:55 anyway. No, it's
305:57 1080p. 1080p, I think. I think I just
306:01 checked it. Yeah, 1080p high settings.
306:08 I wish I could show like uh MSI
306:11 Afterburner, but because I'm recording
306:13 the footage, I don't really think it
306:14 would be a good look to have MSI at
306:18 Afterburner. Yeah, I shouldn't be here
306:23 yet. Let's go back to uh Well, first
306:27 off, I'm going to put a marker
306:30 here. Have a good night, BRS. Yes, I
306:32 know. I'm playing a game. Goodbye,
306:35 everybody.
306:38 Uh, I feel like there's more [ __ ] I
306:41 could do in Limbrave. Like right
306:47 here. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I'm
306:49 missing in
306:53 Limbrave. 900 to 150 viewers. He's not
306:56 wrong. Have a good night, man. I'll
306:59 probably play for like a half an hour
307:01 and go to bed.
307:05 The whole situation kind of drained me a
307:07 little
307:09 bit too. I'm looking
307:31 for poisonous
307:33 flowers. I want to get to the minor her
307:36 tree. Ah, there it is. Cool.
307:42 And
307:44 uh All
307:46 right. I thought I was going to fall
307:48 back down and die. I have done that with
307:50 those things where you jump
307:53 up. Oh, [ __ ]
307:57 off. Maybe I should use that other
308:02 one. A little bit of an echo. Of course,
308:05 DL5 is losing his mind as we speak.
308:08 Where did I die that I lost all my
308:09 runes? I don't even
308:13 remember. Yes, DL5 is DMing me, losing
308:16 his
308:19 mind. Yeah, it's going to be time to
308:21 upgrade this computer
308:26 soon cuz if I restarted OBS, it would
308:29 fix it.
308:33 So, yeah. [ __ ] you. You're worthless.
308:36 All right,
308:40 baby. Yeah. Do I need the dogs? Sure,
308:44 why
308:45 not? I'm a [ __ ] I'm OP for this guy
308:49 anyway, though.
308:53 So, Oh, wow. He actually takes
309:02 a No, I'm bodying him.
309:06 Oh no. We got to watch these [ __ ]
309:17 things. Yeah, the dogs are completely
309:20 unnecessary. Kind of. Oh, [ __ ] my ass.
309:24 [ __ ] hard.
309:38 Jesus. Jesus
309:50 Christ. Well, that was unexpected.
309:59 Man, dude, that's a
310:03 thing. That should have just I should
310:06 have just cut through that [ __ ]
310:07 like butter. But okay, that was a fail.
310:11 Actually, you know what? Actually, I may
310:12 not even need the [ __ ]
310:14 dogs. Dogs may make this
310:20 worse. All
310:45 right. Get your stamina back there,
310:47 champ. Come on.
310:57 [Music]
310:59 Whoa.
311:01 See, come on, Rich. Remember the [ __ ]
311:04 Yeah, this was definitely much better
311:07 choice without them.
311:20 role play as Quantum TV playing Elden
311:24 Ring. So, you want me to shut off the
311:26 game and not play
311:28 it? Cuz he literally didn't. There's my
311:31 impression of
311:35 it. Yeah, I I've learned that sometimes
311:38 not having assistance with certain
311:40 bosses. How many? Yeah, it's early on.
311:43 So, that got me. [ __ ] all. Where else do
311:45 I want to go here? Uh, you go away cuz
311:48 having too many markers gets confusing.
311:50 Let me go up here and see what's
311:52 here. Oh, there was another boss I
311:57 want. Where is it? It's like here. Here,
311:59 dude. Here it is. Here it is. Here it
312:01 is. I should have gotten him long ago,
312:04 but I never
312:13 did. Two.
312:17 Yeah, I even know the mechanics of an
312:18 RPG. What the [ __ ] is wrong with me?
312:20 Mostly, there's some stuff I still don't
312:22 know how to do in this
312:30 game. I wish it was the DLC. I'd have a
312:35 2 and 1/2 in erection, which would be
312:37 huge for me if it was.
312:53 Oh, wait. Maybe you got something. No,
312:55 you probably won't have anything worth
312:57 worthwhile. All right. Here's another
312:59 boss that I should have killed long ago,
313:02 but
313:03 didn't. Yes, I do have a small penis,
313:06 and I'm [ __ ] proud of it.
313:10 Oh, that's just the state of
313:13 America. Barack
313:19 America. How many hours in this
313:21 playthrough? I think I'm at 22 hours.
313:24 Man, that's a lot of
313:26 footage. All
313:31 right. Boy, oh boy. That's why I had to
313:34 buy an 18 terbte hard
313:36 drive. Oh [ __ ] Great
313:41 moves. You You still cause some damage,
313:45 huh,
313:49 boy? Oh, I know what weapon I should
313:52 have used. What an
313:58 [Music]
314:04 idiot. Christ, this weapon's so [ __ ]
314:07 slow.
314:08 Oh, no, no, no. Go, go
314:17 in. M Rich pre-order, the rise of Ron.
314:21 It's releasing just a few. I think
314:24 it's Ooh, yeah. I So, isn't that like
314:27 you have a certain time to live,
314:32 too, guy? You could tell these are early
314:34 bosses. Solid crusader. Thank you for
314:36 reminding
314:39 me. Well, this is [ __ ] I forgot to do
314:41 and then I
314:43 got overpowered and now I'm just
314:47 like, hey, that that
314:50 uh whatever that thing was at the minor
314:53 tree did [ __ ] me up the first time
314:54 though, admittedly. Where else haven't I
314:57 been
314:58 here? Yeah, what's here? I forgot to go
315:02 here before.
315:11 Natu is actually a very normal guy, too,
315:15 by the
315:16 way. Like, he's just has a passion for
315:18 birds. You could have cool
315:20 conversations. He's down to earth. He
315:22 just loves his [ __ ] birds, man.
315:33 Katie Porter I know about. I like her in
315:36 terms of her politics. I'm not sure with
315:39 what else you're talking about, John,
315:41 because I've kind of purposely like I
315:43 didn't pay attention to Super Tuesday
315:45 today. I don't want
315:46 to. I just I note Trump is going to be
315:50 president in
315:52 2024. I'm the only person that leans
315:54 left that will openly admit that. You
315:57 got me thinking about Trump and now I
315:59 can't find where you're you're fired,
316:00 John.
316:03 You didn't do anything wrong. I'm just
316:04 being an idiot. Did I miss something
316:07 here? Maybe a
316:11 uh No, I did not. Oh, [ __ ] Is
316:20 there I should have got rid of some more
316:22 markers. Now it's all convoluted and
316:24 [ __ ] And now it won't let me check the
316:26 map because like a [ __ ] ant wants to
316:28 bite me on the
316:35 nipple. I love when like the dramatic
316:37 music comes on and it's a mosquito or
316:40 it's like a a firefly like like really
316:43 we don't need the dramatic music for a
316:45 firefly. Miyazaki
316:49 just or it's like Yeah, it's like one of
316:52 those rams. just like
316:59 bump. Oh, wow. It wasn't here yet.
317:04 Okay. Oh, and I get a golden seed, I
317:08 think, or whatever. I don't
317:19 know. Sacred tier. Yeah.
317:23 You would think with me putting probably
317:24 about over 500 hours in this game with
317:26 the multiple playthroughs, I've only
317:28 beaten the Elden Beast once. I'm
317:30 essentially I have the game beaten again
317:31 on PC with my other build. I just
317:34 haven't beaten the Elden Beast
317:36 again. CA is a jungle primary shift
317:40 advance to general with Steve
317:42 Garvey for the Porter and Barbara Lee
317:45 where Oh
317:48 [ __ ] I like Katie Porter.
317:53 Whatever. Thank you for letting me know
317:55 about that, John. It is what it is. You
317:57 know what I
317:59 mean? All right. So, that was worth to
318:01 go to. What other surprises do we have
318:04 here? Yeah. Let's do some exploring,
318:06 man. It's what you got to do in Elden
318:09 Ring. Have any stupid markers? Yeah.
318:19 Yeah, it'll it Dark Souls. Not only is
318:21 Dark Souls good or demon are you
318:23 emulating Demon Souls or Dark Souls?
318:26 Demon Souls works pretty good. Where are
318:28 those other markers
318:34 at?
318:36 Whatever. All right. So, let's
318:39 go see what's here.
318:46 Oh, there's a hole,
318:48 too. I got a lot of [ __ ] I got to do
318:51 here
318:53 still. What are the markers? I saw four
318:57 and two. Four and two. Let's go to two
319:03 first. I can't say Amy. I mean, I love
319:06 this game. I think it's fantastic.
319:11 Um, yeah, that's who we're going to.
319:15 Uh, it's intense. Obviously, it's one of
319:18 the most approachable Souls games,
319:20 though, from what I hear and from what
319:23 I've
319:24 played. But it's still [ __ ] hard as
319:26 you see. I mean, as leveled up as I am,
319:29 I got bodied by a mini boss that I
319:33 should have
319:34 probably played 10 hours ago into this.
319:43 So yeah, this I love this weapon, but
319:46 it's slow as [ __ ] Let's down
319:50 [Music]
320:03 here. It's a very deliberate weapon. You
320:05 can't spam with this weapon at
320:09 all. Is this a
320:13 trap? Nope. Oh, that was not worth it at
320:18 all. You've platinum. You're a [ __ ]
320:21 nut, dude. Joller. Jesus
320:25 Christ. Sakiro. Did you platinum Sakiro?
320:35 Oh, where the [ __ ] did you come
320:38 from? All right, that was
320:41 uh Let's go to two. Let's see what's at
320:48 two. This is the boss I just killed,
320:53 right?
320:55 No, I should have. Yes.
321:03 Ah, is there a here? I don't know what
321:07 I'm fighting right
321:09 now. Hopefully, it's Bill
321:16 Gates. Well, this is a boss battle I
321:19 didn't expect. Let's
321:21 uh let's make some magic happen.
321:41 Why did I I didn't mean to take a drink.
321:43 That was
321:45 stupid. What the [ __ ] are you
321:50 doing? Yeah, I'm just going to kill you.
321:52 Good. Goodbye.
321:58 on this episode of playing bosses. You
322:01 should have played many le when you were
322:02 much less leveled up. Oh, I should I
322:06 need to fight before I go on to Lindell.
322:08 I got to fight Ratagon, man. Not
322:10 Ratagon.
322:19 Yeah, like I'm sure they're gonna bring
322:21 Elder Ring to the Switch, too, but is it
322:23 really exciting anymore? Yeah, dude. I
322:25 just went like like that boss was like
322:28 doing all all these slick moves and I
322:29 was like, uh,
322:35 die. That was funny. All
322:40 right. I [ __ ] scratched him like a
322:42 pimple on my
322:49 ass. Ah, what is in here? Anything
322:53 special? Fourth church of
322:58 America. Oh, wait. Come on. I want
323:00 roots.
323:09 I'll get this first. Cool, man. This is
323:13 why you got to
323:25 explore. Hopefully he didn't have a
323:27 pimple on his dick.
323:35 A that's so cool, dude. So necessary,
323:39 too. Especially going on to
323:42 Lindell. What's down
323:48 here? H. Let's go
323:51 here. Oh, wait. No, no, no, no. Well,
323:54 yes. Any other blue markers I could get
323:57 rid of?
324:03 Oh
324:07 [ __ ] Where am I? Yeah, I want to
324:10 explore those two
324:16 holes. This horse ain't nothing to me,
324:18 man. Does anyone ever have a bug happen
324:21 in this game where he whistles to call
324:23 the horse and you're not like near
324:26 anything that would make the horse not
324:27 pop up and the horse just doesn't pop
324:29 up? That's happened to me many times. It
324:31 makes me quite
324:36 angry. It's like why is like I'm not
324:39 near a wall. I'm not near anything. Why
324:41 the [ __ ] is torrent not I need to now.
324:45 Like I don't need torrent. I'll get that
324:47 [ __ ] thing in a minute. I don't need
324:50 to in 20 minutes from now. I need the
324:51 [ __ ] horse
324:56 now. My [ __ ] fat, tarnish, maidenless
324:59 ass needs the
325:02 horse. My [ __ ]
325:06 horse. Yes, I need the horse
325:09 now. Yeah, this is
325:11 uh not very exciting.
325:16 You said
325:20 hold actually literally Buttthead said
325:23 that one time. I They were talking about
325:26 Kirk Cobain's wife's band. I forgot her
325:31 name. And they and that
325:36 Oh. Oh,
325:40 really? there for a [ __ ] mushroom.
325:46 Yeah, that's go on take everything. That
325:50 song and they just kept on Whoa, their
325:53 name is
325:57 hole. Little bit of a frame rate drop
326:00 there. Again, this I forgot. That's what
326:03 I'm saying. That little cube that you
326:05 could fit up your ass is playing this
326:07 right now on high at full HD.
326:11 You understand why I got such a boner
326:13 over this stupid [ __ ]
326:15 computer? Mini Swarm's like, "What did
326:17 you
326:18 [Music]
326:21 just But it's not stupid. I love it. I'm
326:23 obsessed with it to an unhealthy
326:35 degree. See, aren't my streams fun when
326:37 my Italian anger is subdued?
326:42 kind of glad it wasn't tonight
326:50 though. Well, no. Okay, I'm going to
326:52 defend. Pause. Going to defend Phil for
326:54 a second. Oh god. Oh. Oh no. They're
326:57 going to clip that, too. But it's his
327:01 even though the processor is very
327:02 capable for in in the CPU side of it.
327:06 The CPU that or the pro the computer
327:09 that Phil was
327:10 sent sent. There's many that argue that
327:13 he bought it and he wasn't sent it.
327:14 Whatever. Who gives a [ __ ] Had Vega
327:18 graphics. Um Vega was very dated. It
327:22 actually was still the best integrated
327:24 graphics out there. That was due to
327:25 AMD's driver support for their
327:27 integrated graphics.
327:30 Uh, but they I mean for Chrono Trigger,
327:33 there were more than enough, but you
327:35 aren't playing Elden Ring on Vega
327:37 graphics integrated graphics at 1080p at
327:40 high settings. That's for [ __ ]
327:43 sure. Yeah, I you know what, man? I got
327:46 to give myself a little nerd pat on the
327:48 back. I got this early on cuz I bodied
327:50 the tree sentinel
327:53 like earlier than I should have. I think
327:56 cuz I just was so used to fighting
328:03 it. Oh no. Where am I
328:07 going? Have a good night, Jos. We're
328:10 probably going to end at
328:18 one. Oh, I'm This is where I didn't want
328:21 to
328:26 butt. This music is so beautiful.
328:30 Such a Even if this wasn't attached to a
328:33 video game, just if it was a soundtrack
328:35 for a film, it would win an If this was
328:37 a soundtrack for a film, it would win an
328:41 Oscar.
328:45 Period. There's soundtracks for Academy
328:48 Award-winning movies that wish they were
328:50 this good.
328:55 And sadly, I think one of the
328:57 biggest
328:59 talents, she left, didn't
329:06 she? Oh, I forgot I'm in Lindell. This
329:09 is no joke. This isn't an early on,
329:12 dude. A
329:15 gollum. Oh,
329:18 no. Why didn't I use my golden vow? Why
329:21 didn't I use the golden vow? Why didn't
329:23 I use the golden
329:33 valve? Oh
329:37 [ __ ] Oh
329:40 no. Okay.
329:47 Yeah. Uh that
329:50 um went south.
329:53 Great. That was
330:00 awesome. Yeah, you got to stick to Yeah,
330:04 I [ __ ] up there royally. That was me.
330:07 You got to stay under. That's generally
330:09 even with the fire giant. You got to try
330:12 to stay under him. Good
330:15 call. Except when they're stomping on
330:17 you. You may want to move
330:19 that drink from my hole.
330:30 O, come on. Let me get a
330:35 good. No, don't panic
330:44 roll. Where you getting rocks from,
330:46 dude?
331:20 I know what I should have did there.
331:21 That was
331:28 stupid. Ah.
331:56 Ah! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
332:14 Ah, [ __ ] forgot about the pull out.
332:16 That didn't sound
332:27 right. [ __ ] thank
332:33 you. Yeah, cuz he takes the weapon down.
332:36 It's like, oh, in the clear. Oh, [ __ ]
332:40 All right. So, the hole should be open
332:42 now or
332:44 not. Why are you not giving me magic
332:47 hole powers? What did I miss
332:49 here? Cannot be used now.
332:52 What? Go [ __ ] yourself with that
332:55 message.
333:09 Blessed do talisman. What does that
333:17 do? Slowly restores
333:21 HP. No wonder why they gave me a
333:25 battle,
333:34 dude. Ah, story progression. Burnt man,
333:37 I know
333:40 you. Yeah, but dude, if you're just
333:42 running around and you don't want to use
333:44 a flask, it's could be slow as [ __ ]
333:46 Doesn't matter. That's
333:52 great. God, I'm such a [ __ ] nerd. I
333:54 got so excited over that stupid [ __ ]
333:57 talisman. Where else am I going here?
334:06 Uh what did I you miss about Jay? Uh we
334:08 are now lovers. He is moving in from
334:17 Canada. Can I pull the I can't pull
334:20 this. Why
334:23 not? Why can't I pull it? I don't want
334:27 to
334:27 fall. Death ahead. Well, no [ __ ]
334:33 Can I hit it? Can
334:37 I Can I sit on it and put it up my ass?
334:40 Like, what the [ __ ] is going on here?
334:42 Whatever. Goodbye.
334:47 Uh, I want to
334:53 go. I want to go
334:59 here because I'm a [ __ ] massochist.
335:13 Yeah, but see the thing with with
335:16 Capcom, are they going to add a bunch of
335:18 corny [ __ ]
335:19 dialogue? Not saying all the dialogue in
335:21 here is S tier, but it's pretty
335:30 good. Do I want to fight the boss here?
335:32 Am I [ __ ]
335:34 mad? Yes. Yes, I am.
335:44 Oh, [ __ ]
335:47 off. Wait. No, no, no. Don't [ __ ] off.
335:50 Just
335:55 die. Anyone else? Come here. I feel like
335:58 parrying. Come here. I want to parry
336:00 you.
336:28 I want to try Days Gone. I always swear
336:31 that I'm going to seriously play it and
336:32 then like life
336:34 happens. Come here.
336:37 Are you eating like another dude?
336:42 Ah, wrong move.
336:52 Oops. Days gone is good. I'll have to
336:55 finally [ __ ] with
336:57 it. Yeah, they're they're eating other
336:59 soldiers. I got to know the lore that's
337:01 going on here. I never paid attention to
337:03 it. That's a
337:06 How is that? Is he good,
337:08 guys? Okay, I'm going to murder
337:30 you. Yeah, they're they're
337:32 cannibalizing. There has to be lore
337:34 behind it. Everything in this [ __ ]
337:35 Souls game has
337:39 lore. They can't be snacking on dead
337:41 soldiers because for the hell of
337:47 it.
337:50 Oh, the pumpkin head [ __ ] is going to
337:53 come murder me, isn't
337:55 he? Yes. Hey, how are you, pal? I'm
338:00 good.
338:11 Oh, you Oh, yeah. I forgot their heads.
338:14 You can't
338:16 uh I'm going to run like a [ __ ] Thank
338:18 you. Have a great
338:20 day. Uh
338:23 torrent, let's
338:25 go. Let's not jump down a hole.
338:39 [Music]
338:42 the [ __ ]
338:44 off. Where
338:48 is
338:52 Hello? Oh, that wolf is out for blood.
338:55 Come here. Come here. Come here.
338:59 [ __ ]
339:00 you. Oh, no. No. I know. No. Is this a
339:07 tomb? Oh, but I hear that music. No,
339:11 I This may be where I cut the
339:16 stream. Why? I
339:22 can't. Do they have the [ __ ] horses
339:25 that go 6,000 miles an hour? The
339:27 chariots. Is this one of those
339:36 [ __ ] Yeah, it's a hero's
339:41 grave. When I hear shake it off, I think
339:43 of my girls, which is the weirdest thing
339:45 to [ __ ] say. I know it's taken out of
339:47 context, but still,
339:49 uh, I'm I know he didn't mean it the way
339:52 it
339:59 sounds. Listen, this is [ __ ] me in the
340:03 ass. Do I want to not [ __ ] myself in the
340:06 ass? Let me up a stat. You know
340:11 why? because I'll probably end the
340:15 stream here. Let me see. How many runes
340:17 do I have? I'm sure I have
340:34 plenty. Yeah, guys. And you know
340:36 something and you believe me or don't
340:39 believe me. I don't who because I know
340:41 people who are going to raise an eyebrow
340:43 with me. I didn't want to [ __ ] do
340:45 that. I really didn't. It's why I
340:46 haven't streamed. I knew something like
340:48 that was going to happen. Didn't
340:50 think the way it did, like I said
340:52 before.
340:54 But me, let me see what should I up
341:05 here. Yeah.
341:07 30 vigor for about this point is pretty
341:09 good. What do they soft cap it at? 50 or
341:15 40. I can't remember where they soft
341:18 capped it. I remember looking into a
341:20 video about it
341:32 before pulse. I don't want to get back
341:34 into it, dude. But
341:41 uh what's going
341:44 on? Oh, dude. Do you don't think I
341:48 expected that
341:51 DL5, Jack of
341:53 Flames. Thank you, Ster Carlos, and Natu
341:56 to end the stream. That you know, you
341:58 know what? It's time. I have
342:02 to end the stream.
342:09 I'll exit out of it to make sure it
342:10 exits
342:15 properly. Let me shut down this down. I
342:18 don't want to That was actually a good
342:20 bit of footage I got there with
342:22 interesting stuff. So, you stopped,
342:24 right?
342:29 Yes. Yeah. It's all here. the stream is
342:32 staying public and like I said in a
342:35 weird
342:38 way.
342:40 It's I'm kind of glad. I didn't never
342:46 thought, you know, people have opinions,
342:49 but Sexy Coco, you did me a
342:58 favor. You know, you really did.
343:10 next stream, you pain in the ass. But
343:12 thank you. You've also been helpful this
343:15 evening. All right, I want to transfer
343:17 this footage before I forget and it gets
343:19 lost. For everyone here again, I do
343:23 still think apology is in order. I don't
343:27 want to do that again. And that's not a
343:30 Phil thing. That's a genuine thing.
343:33 Yeah, I talk about drama here, but not
343:34 [ __ ] like that. That was dirty laundry
343:37 and it
343:39 sucked.
343:41 And it was, I'm sure, awkward for you
343:44 guys, but like I said, in a weird way, I
343:48 am glad that it
343:49 happened. I'm not going
343:52 anywhere. I'm a confident, talented
343:54 dude, and you'll see it. Matter of fact,
343:58 in a video I'm uploading
344:00 Friday. Have a good evening, guys. And
344:03 for those of you who stick with me, I
344:05 appreciate it. I mean that more than you
344:08 will ever realize. And that's just not
344:10 me talking out of my ass. There is a
344:12 turd in my ass,
344:13 though. Have a good night.
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