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I'm a size queen. I like big dicks.

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Yeah.

Specialist. They don't know the history,

my [ __ ]

We were spinning the V years ago,

man. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yo, squeeze fire. Two strikes out,

three prior. You grew when you went from

the toast to the deep fryers. Can't keep

[ __ ] afloat. I need divers. Can't keep

grips in my coat. No virus. East from

the north. Exact. The phony ain't said a

word while the horses pack. [ __ ] [ __ ]

the crawers up. Bring the porches back.

Too late. I chew grapes a cork and lax.

You ate a blue cake with a learn me

something. You going to always have to

give your attorney something. This thing

of ours. They acting like they worthy of

it. My thing applaud. Clapping like dirt

something. Standing no v. Can't trust a

man who don't pray. Oy. No way. Give

them four days.

This [ __ ] is not for everyone, but I got

shots for

everyone. A day I smoke. I drove from NY

to South Beach with bricks in the round

with sweet. You know that I ain't

worried about police. I'm hiding out

overseas in a small city that's south of

Greece. I listen when my accountant

speak. Told my [ __ ] is to stay down

with me. You get a house of peace. Grab

a pistol when I'm about to sleep. When

you a wolf, only way that they get you

is when you counting sheep. Far streets,

man. I been indebted. 21hour road trips.

I still feeling energetic. Give me the

cash or I give them credit. All my cars

take premium gas. I never get

unladed. Why every time I promise a big

I forget I said it. Get high and forget

where I'm headed. [ __ ] a Uber and a

lift. Your ride going to be a paramedic.

Trust 38 strategies, [ __ ] It's coming,

[ __ ] Y got seven days to this

[ __ ]

comes. You know what I'm

saying? Five shots. Five shots. And I

produce everything on this [ __ ]

You know what I'm saying? And y'all

won't hear none of this on that raw

[ __ ] Know what I'm saying?

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up.

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breasts.

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Up even crowder.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

Breasts.

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Yeah.

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Tacoma weapon weapon.

I like big dicks.

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Dicks.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. What's up everybody?

Yeah, I'm I'm back for now. Shut up

birds.

Um, got an interesting project coming up

Friday,

uh, where I talk about me being 42

gaming and what I've seen. Uh, it's been

a while since I know I've done a video

like five plus years ago that was semi

similar, but a lot has changed in five

years in the gaming industry. I think

many of you are seeing that now. Hello.

How are you? Glamorous Frog, Juicy

BCH, and I'm from a weird generation

where I got to see gaming. I mean, it's

I mean, the Atari 2600 came out in the

late '7s. I wasn't even born yet. Um,

but I was there for like

97% of seeing the industry basically

from the beginning. I mean, not if you

want to go into the Magnavox Odyssey, if

you want to get ridiculous, but when it

really started to form until what it is

now, you

know, ah, gaming is in a dry spell is

kind of a

understatement. A lot of companies

shutting

down. Jay ate hairy Twinkies. What do

you mean hairy Twinkies?

How is a Twinkie hairy? Like actual uh

hair. I'm assuming not

uh jumped on the hood and started a Tik

Tok. And you became a relationship

advice

guru. What's up, Jessica? How are you?

I'll be back to streaming on it more.

It's not even that like, oh, I needed a

mental health break. Like, it is what it

is. It's not even about that. It's like,

yeah, I've been doing bigger [ __ ] I'm

not making an announcement on the main

channel. I would like to get a

retrospective for Elden Ring. That's why

I'm replaying through it again.

Um, I've only beaten the Elden Beast

once, but I'm right out of it. I I I

beat him on the I beat the game on the

Series X.

Uh, I beat the game on. Sorry, I was

looking at something on my phone.

Something popped up. I beat the game on

the Series X. I'm at Elden Beast on PC,

but I'm doing a new build and recording

it. He out ofdate Japanese Twinkies.

That's [ __ ] play with fire,

dude. Course I saw him saying that he

threw up. Of course you're going to

[ __ ] throw up doing that.

So, I don't expect this to be a big

stream. I'm gaming. I know how my

audience feels about gaming, but I feel

like gaming.

Um, and this is being this is coming

from the man computer, by the way, the

the man

cube. Uh, I don't know if Jay is still

sick. Fun fact, all the videos you've

seen edited minus one have been on the

Man Cube. It's actually easier to

uh edit on there than it is on the

uh Thread Ripper. I could not think of

the [ __ ] name of Thread Ripper.

So, I like I'm like because I was going

to pop the video up today talking about

gaming and being 42 and I'm like, "Nah,

that let me go a little bit more in on

this [ __ ] If I'm doing the [ __ ] that I

promise, let me go in. Let me not just

[ __ ]

uh let me not just like, you know, news

story it. Let me go

in. how much to review Elden

Ring. Oh, I almost said the name of

someone who used

Streamlabs. Well,

dude, it's funny because I I've made an

outline for the video. Like, yeah, I'm

actually doing things I kind of

promised. Um,

and yeah, how about you kiss my [ __ ]

ass and lick my balls?

XQC donated $10. Oh, no. Dude, dude,

chat chat. Why is Dickers sold man?

Dickers is so old he going to make a

video about being old. Chat chat so old

that he can't get his bing bong to get

erect anymore. Chat, dude, dude, dude.

Elden R. Just like Dickers is a man and

Quantum is also a man but a man of

breastfeeding chat chat gaming dickers.

Listen um first off that the way she

does the XQC imitation is [ __ ]

phenomenal. But I what I was saying

which ties into your Streamlabs is the

writing was I remember when I downloaded

my first MP3. It was a song from the

Symphony of the Night

soundtrack. Yeah. We got Nick Bird. We

got the bird staring. I got more pillows

coming for Nick Cage for the interim

studio.

Um, so I remember thinking, damn. And

you

know, it was funny because it was on a

Pentium 60

megahertz and it was so slow that it it

like it would skip every 10 seconds

because it had to uncompress the MP3

because an MP3 is compressed audio and

it didn't have the grunt to do it. But

those 10 seconds I'm like, man, this

sounds almost as good as CD. This is the

future. And it kind of was. That was the

beginning of

uh us consuming content digitally. And

then look what happened with

Napster. Then you could go into Netflix.

Netflix started out where they gave DVDs

to your door and then they went into

streaming. Then they tried cloud gaming

even back in like 2011 with on live. You

could go to classic game room. I

remember him reviewing. He was playing I

think Assassin's Creed with on live. and

this is in

2011. So, the signs of us being where we

are

um have been around for a while and I

just don't think the gaming

industry knows exact like they're

they're thinking they know what the next

step is but they kind of really

don't.

[Music]

Um so it's like you know it Microsoft's

funny. make it like they're bowing out.

Then they're talking about how their

nextG console is going to be the most

powerful console, but then they want

their games to be everywhere, but then

not all of their games to be everywhere.

Like they no one really knows what the

[ __ ] is going to happen next.

Nobody, you know, like like me. I mean,

I have pl I plan [ __ ] It I don't know

if it's going to work out. kind of like

Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo right now.

You know, there's similarities in many

ways with me aging with the gaming

industry. Kind of going to bring that up

in the video,

too. What happened with Robo

Taco and Izzy Bell? I see

you. I love your new pro. Let me get to

the super chats real quick. Again, I

expect this to be a significantly

smaller stream because I I get Phil

numbers when I play games because I know

it's not, you know, I'm not the most

exciting game streamer, but bought an 18

terbte hard drive today for all the

Elder Ring footage I've had. I have a

lot. I would be very sad if I lost that.

I don't even know if the 18 terabytes in

the end is going to be a much depending

how much of the game I

complete. Might be time for dad to get a

Naz finally or not. Whatever. I can't

say Nas. Nas is the

rapper. Yeah, dude. I'm not into games

like F. I mean, obviously I could play

RPGs. Elden Ring isn't technically an

RPG, but like once there's too much

dialogue and emo hair and and I mean I

love birds,

but you

know, you know what I think what

happened with CO actually I think it's

the reverse man. I think that I mean

obviously CO [ __ ] up development of

games. Okay.

Ah,

but it kind of falsely inflated the

numbers because you had a lot of people

that were home. There were still a lot

of people that were employed working

from

home. Um, and a lot of people had spare

time and then you had new consoles come

out and everyone was like, "Yo, okay,

this will be something to do while we're

cooped up in the

house." Boogie is losing his [ __ ] on

LCA.

Why you telling me this? Why are you

tempting me with the forbidden

fruit? What's up,

Mari? And I think it's also too it's not

even and then you have all these these

developers. What was it that Warner

Brothers is saying that they're just

going like how many more companies do

you need to see [ __ ] [ __ ] up and

fold because they're trying to do games

as service

[ __ ] But the problem is is they all

see that Fortnite money. Like to them

it's worth risking destroying an entire

company because the executives who make

these decisions they don't really they

either have insane

profits or worst comes to worse they

already have millions in the bank. They

never have to work another day in their

life and they'll leave with the golden

parachute even if it was their decisions

that destroyed the

company. you

know, so it's why we're going to

continue to see it because everyone's

trying to get that thing where I mean,

and I see it, too. Yeah. Older

generations are the ones that are

actually gaming, but who are the ones

that are most enthusiastic? I see it

with my son. He wants new skins in

Fortnite. They're the ones who badger

their parents. And that's why they're

all like, "Man, I want to make a game

where there's seasons and new skins and

Eminem skins and all that

[ __ ] Why is it one of the toughest

nights of your life, Andrew? You

okay, dude? Are you going to make me

change? All right, let's watch some

[ __ ] Low. I haven't streamed in a

while. I'll change the name.

Watching

cow. And I'll change the thumbnail to

Boogie. Is Boogie

screaming? Can I find I'm sure there is

a still image of him screaming.

Yep. That took

about two

[Laughter]

seconds. Jesus Christ. That was way

easier than I thought it was going to

be,

son. Oh god, that is great. God bless.

God bless. Is it going to let me get a

JPEG large?

Go to my downloads

here. Where is

it?

Uh, where the [ __ ] did it

go? Oh, because it's a JPEG large. All

right, I have to enlarge

it. Wish it was that easy to do that

with me.

Um, sorry YouTube. I have to enlarge it

for

you. You know, I'll keep this image too

in my thumbs folder because I am sure

there'll be a reason I need this with

Boogie

again. I'll name it Boogie.

Where is Boogie? There he is. There he

is looking

lovely. Plumbers, we'll do a different

stream for that. Brian27, thank you for

being a

member. Uh, I am mostly back. Uh, Nick

Bird, Cage, Neil, they are out of date

Japanese Twinkies. That was probably the

stupidest [ __ ] thing he did. He's

lucky he didn't have to go to the

ER. Shout out to Justin Ro for You're

absolutely amazing. And someone did

breastfeed at the

game. I've been working on other stuff,

dude.

It was nice being

uh just quiet too. I worked on music. I

personally Ido himself actually liked

it. Shout out to Ido of the remix I did

of one of his

songs. Um I've been recording

footage. I'm not seeing what you're

saying,

Quasi. I'll look later,

bro. So, I've been doing some [ __ ] man.

It's not that I've been uh, you know,

looking at a wall waiting for my shrimp.

I Dude, I haven't had time yet, man. And

when I've been playing a game, I've been

playing a game and capturing footage

with a purpose, Google fish. It's like I

have Hell Divers installed and like and

I'm so [ __ ] tempted to play it, but

I'm like I'm wrong. I should be

capturing footage and I don't. I was up

until the wee hours of the morning last

night capturing footage and transferring

footage and capturing footage and

transferring

footage. It I didn't generate that yet.

I have like 600

gigabytes.

Um, actually, I could tell you I have

the thing. Well, we when I I'll look

later, but I think it's about 600 gigs.

Dude, it's it's

4K even though it even and it always

records in 4K. Even though what I I've

mixed up the computers I've been playing

um some has been in native 4K on it'll

look still look fine in the final video,

but some has been native 4K and recorded

right in Nvidia software on my my Beast

rig which has a weird problem where I

blow on the back. I know I mentioned

this in the previous stream and it shuts

off. Someone [ __ ] explain that one to

me.

Um, I played some on another minis forum

computer with dedicated graphics which

I'm

reviewing. Uh, and I did some on the man

cube. All looks good. And in the end, if

it's upscaled to 4K 30, it'll look just

fine. No matter what I play it on, I'm

playing so long as like I'm not going

from like maximum or high settings,

which pretty much look the same in Elder

Ring, at least from what I could see.

Once you go to medium, like if I had to

go on a piece of hardware, it went to

medium. That would be pretty brutal cuz

one of the things I noticed in Elden

Ring,

[Music]

um,

is the vegetation once you go to medium

goes to [ __ ]

But dude, even for what I do, especially

now, JGO, that I'm going to be the one

editing.

[Music]

Um, yeah, I definitely need a big juicy

hard drive

because it's not that I'm going to edit

from it because it's too

slow. So that'll just be for storage and

rainy day

[ __ ] I have Dude, I bought Hell Divers

2. I bought Star Wars Dark Forces

Remastered. I bought All right,

everyone's seeing I changed the title

now. People are coming

in. Thank god I am not a game streamer.

That's for [ __ ]

[Applause]

here. Angie, yeah, what's going on, man?

Like, if you need

help, you got to make that phone

call. So, I'm going to the video with

the retrospective of me being a

42-year-old gamer, which got over like,

should I make the video? think it's like

80 something percent on YouTube with

like thousand like a couple thousand

votes. Let me look. I'll look right now.

Let me open up local live since we'll

wait like two more minutes

cuz I'll change the screen so you guys

could see. Boogie is losing his mind.

And even if he we were past the mind

losing, I will go back to it. Left my

Okay.

Uh, got my gold cucumber and Tacoma

wept. I'm so glad I got that. It took a

minute to find that, but I'm glad I got

it. Yeah, I thought the audio was fine

in that video, but I I mean, hey, if I

saw complaints, so I'll fix it.

I'll have to I'll they actually had it

at Best Buy. I'll get like a lapel mic

or something.

Um I didn't notice that much with

editing and I even have Bluetooth

headphones on, but again, if you guys

are saying it, I'm going to listen. You

know what I mean?

Uh so, thank you, Jedi. And also, Quas,

I almost play with Twitter. Your music

will follow. We got to get your producer

name

out, dude. You know what I'm going to

do? Like I said, I'm going to I'm

putting my stuff on Beat Stars. A lot of

people ask me, "I didn't even know Beat

Stars was a thing." Um, a lot of people

want to lease my [ __ ] and buy it. There

you go. If you like my beats, all two of

you, you can lease

it. That's another reason why it's

funny. There was this dude who's like uh

he's his music is actually pretty good,

but it's completely different than the

stuff I want to make. That's why he

baffles me. Um I put up this beat, the

one I just made where I had Ido on and

he's

like he's like, "God, this is just just

a loop." And I'm like, "No, it's not.

It's not just a loop. I had to chop the

[ __ ] out of that sample." And on top of

it, I added chorus and I EQed stuff to

make a baseline out of the original

sample. The only thing I looped on that

that was canned and it was different

like every it is the drum loop, but it

just fit perfectly. Usually I like doing

my own drum patterns, but occasionally

it just

fits.

Um, but he was going on about

how and then he played me some song that

was a pop song from like 10 years ago.

And yeah, the sampling was brilliant in

it. They use multiple songs and chop

pieces

together. But I'm like, that's

completely different music that I'm

making.

Like I think his main issue, what I got

from that and I was like, look man, I'm

wired right now. Uh, it was another

evening of recording a bunch of Elder

Ring footage. I'm not making any big

announcements on my main channel because

that is a work in progress

video. But yeah, he he was just I'm

like, "Dude, your music is different."

Like, and that song you gave me is not,

you know, it's like saying like, "Yeah,

man. That your stuff should sound like

Metallica." It's

like, no.

What do you mean? What video are you

talking about,

Quasi? Did I tell people about my beats?

Like, I'm not going to get my YouTube

audience, my YouTube audience, and I'm

just being transparent. They could give

less of a [ __ ] about my music. They

don't care about

it. Thank God for the birds. Welcome

back, bird father. Welcome you for being

here. Like, yeah, man. My audience gives

zero [ __ ] about my beats. It is what it

is, and that's

fine, you know? I didn't start a beat

channel. So, yeah, that's it's like if

Lionus Tech Tips put his stamp

collection, it might be a nice stamp

collection. No one gives a [ __ ] about

it. You know what I mean? Not that I'm

in the same league as Lionus Tech Tips.

I assure you. I know.

Uh, may the Sonic Chew be with you

eyes. Oh, you were the one. And yeah,

dude. And your music's pretty

good. Like, I'm not Aiden. I even said

that before I knew you were here.

You

know, and there was a guy, he's 19. He

his birthday is today. And I respect him

a lot cuz when he doesn't like a beat,

he'll tell me. And when he likes a beat,

he'll tell me. And he'll tell me why

both

ways. Thank you, man. And I'm not

looking for a dick sucking, you know

what I mean? Like, I'm not looking for

uh I don't have hand jobs all around

anymore. Good. Because I don't really

want to hear Pat's voice, but I'm not

looking for a circle jerk session.

It's listening to the even harsh

criticism. Like I listen to my older

mixes like that one beat that pissed off

Rome Streets. Yeah, that I mean I think

the sample's banging, but the mix was

garbage. I can mix that a billion times

better now. I even use AI drums.

Oh. Oh, that annoys me. The only thing

that annoys me more than me using AI

drums there is when I buy a kit of drums

and I can tell when I buy the hip-hop

drum kit that they made the drums with

AI. I'm like, are you [ __ ] kidding

me? I could have done

that. I'll go get a Daringer

instrumental and just [ __ ] use a stem

software. Why am I paying you for you to

use your [ __ ] stem software? Give me a

[ __ ] break. Anyway, I don't know.

That's a little pet peeve of mine.

Um, so thank you. And Azor Eis, thank

you

too. I personally really like your

music. It gives me those 90s hip-hop

vibes that I truly miss with just a hint

of modern dish. That's what I'm I'm kind

of going for that Griselda sound. And

it's not that I'm going for that sound

to just sound like

that's before Griselda was that's like

kind of like what I envision hip-hop to

be like evolved hip-hop before I even

heard them. The first s song I ever

heard from Griselda was produced by

Static Select Select, excuse me. Um, and

it was Birdie back in

2016.

So, I'm like, damn, this is

new. You know what I mean?

Like this is new [ __ ] It's

crazy. The quartering is suing a news

company. He's suing

somebody for

what? Have enjoy doing too.

Quasi, the guy who put out

misinformation about me willingly,

knowingly is suing someone else for

slam.

Like, God, they're such [ __ ] [ __ ]

and hypocrites, man. Look, I know

because of what happened with my

daughter, I didn't get in the ring with

him. That's life. There's still [ __ ]

going

on, you

know,

but how do you do the same thing and

when it's done to you? Like, how could

you be that blatantly

hypocritical? I mean, I'm not a fan of

Ian Miles Chong either, to put it

lightly,

but come on, man. Talk [ __ ] get hit

metaphorically. Got to make sure I say

that. It's 2024

YouTube talk [ __ ] get hit. You know

what I

mean? But they can't. They can't. It's

like they could they could and then like

you when you complain about it to them

it's all this free speech,

bro. But then when you flip

it, they're they're ready. What did the

quartering say one time about me

roasting him? It was borderline

criminal. What did I ever say that was

borderline criminal,

dude? I I'm all

ears. Yeah. You know, Bluntmore. Yeah.

Can can confirm. He literally said that

in a video. It was borderline criminal.

Okay.

Keles. Oh, we got

it.

And yeah, [ __ ] that. You know what? I

could play Elder Ring on my own

probably. I was so tempted to stream

this last night, but I was like, "No,

man. I got a lot done." I got the uh I

recorded

me Thank god I remembered to hit the

button. I almost forgot. I recorded me

[ __ ] killing the draconic tree

sentinel that gets you into the uh

Lindell, but I don't want to go through

Lindell yet. I'll probably do another

stream

um where I play games because I know

it's a different

audience. And yeah, that motherfucker's

bastard. [ __ ] actually what's worse

is they have the

giant before he's there's one that

that's an archer. There's one that's

just a regular one I think. And then

there's one that has an axe and his legs

are

guarded calling Keles. He is he is a low

blow. There's so much more she does. You

don't have to go there. I'm not sure.

Are you defending Keeles or are you

saying that she's worse than the

quartering or is someone saying

something that like Yeah, it has nothing

to do with her being transgender at all.

Has absolutely nothing to do with

that. Yeah. And you got to kind of fight

the Draconic Tree Sentinel at

uh We should get into this, man.

Um, again, when you get to

Malakth, that's another [ __ ] fight

that Jesus

Christ. Oh boy. So, I'm sure Boogie is

not freaking out now. Should we watch

this from the beginning?

Probably. All right. I don't need to

see.

You need to get a less a less from

coming from a boomer kestar. You need a

less boomer logo.

Yeah. It has nothing to do with her

being transgender. It has to do with

like and then you put out videos calling

out people and then five seconds later

you're putting out another video.

[ __ ] making it that you're the

victim. It's like, what are you doing? I

saw that and I was just

like, man, and then people think I make

I mean, I do make mistakes, but holy

[ __ ]

[Music]

Keemstar likes to get copyright claims

on his streams. Keemstar. Keemstar. He

likes copyright claims on his streams

because he has a beard.

What you going to do? What you going to

do when they come for you? Bad boys. Bad

boys. What you going to do? What you

going to do when they come for you? When

you were eight and you had bad traits,

you go to school and learn the golden

rule. So why are you acting like a

bloody fool? If you get hot then you

must get cool. Bad boys. Bad boys. What

you going to do? What you going to do

when they come for you? How's everyone

doing? What you going to

do? You chuck it on that one. You chuck

it on this one. You chuck it on your

mother and it

[Music]

man. He's just playing the

whole song, aren't you?

He's banging out like I'm banging out to

my beats when I first start a

stream. H whatever. Who cares? It's not

that I make my money from ad revenue

with these [ __ ] streams anyway. Let's

go.

[Music]

What you going to do? What you going to

do when I fart on you? Over 1,000 people

here already. for you. Bad boys. Bad

boys. That is true. He is not crying.

That's a very good point.

[Music]

Bad boys. Bad boys. What you going to

do? What you going to do when they come

for you? Nobody not give you no break.

Police not give you no break. Not old

soldier man give you no break. All

[Music]

right, enough. Boogie's house get

vandalized and you're thinking to your

brain. All right, I'll give you the

backstory on this so I don't have to

click back and see Keemstar dry hump his

desk to the cops theme. Um, Boogie, that

shaman that gave him

shrooms ended up being a very mentally

unstable person that vandalized his

house.

something to do with Magic the Gathering

cards to shocker. The guy's not the

guy's not stable. Very, very, very

surprised. This is a Keemstar trick.

He's tricking us again with some more

force drama. No, they showed the police

report, I believe. I could be wrong. Uh,

well, I can assure you once again, the

chat is wrong. The people saying this is

all script and fake is wrong. And

Keemstar is right once again because

here's the [ __ ] facts, right?

Boogie2988, Wings of Redemption are the

most entertaining [ __ ] on the

planet. They just they're not even

trying to be. They're not even trying to

be. It's just their life. All right. So,

crazy [ __ ] happens with these guys all

the [ __ ] time.

Now, what happened recently is just

astronomically [ __ ] insane. Okay. Uh

let's let's pull Lily Pan Fran. Thank

you for becoming a member. I appreciate

that. I appreciate who's here too. I

know it's been a tumultuous few

weeks and I appreciate those who stick

around especially because I haven't been

streaming

really. The drama Twitter. Let's just

kind of go through this. I got to give

you the backstory. Okay. You You got to

know what's going on. Even Yes, I know.

Is it on Xbox, PS5? Is it on

PC? Wish it was on PC. It would just be

the easiest way for me to No. You

already know what's going on cuz I'm

telling you, the local fans are the like

most loyal fans of the world, right?

You're following the Twitter, you're

following the Instagram, you're watching

all the shorts, you're you're you're

over on By the way, I'm sick and I don't

care. I'm still this hyped up. Uh you're

over Yeah, I got to make a short on that

mini PC, too. On the Reddit following

all the leads. Like it's it's it's

absolutely insane. Uh the loyalty over

here. Love it. Absolutely love it. All

right, I got to find this thread. Oh my

god. Now I got to search. Uh you could

get it on Amazon, too. Lily Pan Fran. Um

I'm not sponsored by them, by the way.

Like I think a lot of people got that.

It just it's actually finally a mini PC

that I mean there was the other minis

forum one the seven because they pumped

so much wattage into it that impressed

me like I could play Call of Duty 120

fps but this is anyway I've been into my

whole spiel about it. You'll see in the

short I'm going to the short will

explain everything the video has in 30

seconds. Uh let's see Boogie 2988 and

Drumler. I should have had this

prepared, but I kind of want I I want

you to see all this in in order. Let me

go latest. Well, Jessica, the problem is

is when I play games, it's like a ghost

town. And it's like, yo, I'm out. Rich

is playing games. That's the problem.

This is [ __ ] wild. This is so insane.

Here we go. Here we go. We got it right

here. We got it right here. Okay, let me

bring this over here.

Bring this over here. Get my phone away

from me for a second. You got to see

this. This is [ __ ] This is [ __ ]

insanity. This is insanity. Okay, here

we go. Here we go.

Um, here we have it right here. This

happened on February 28th, so roughly

about a week ago, six days ago,

something like that.

Boogie2988's house was vandalized

allegedly by the local shaman known as

Flaming Star, who is upset Boogie did.

Well, yeah, plumbers don't wear ties. A

generic white male. Thank you for the

wiener. Plumbers don't wear

ties would be interesting because it's

something where I can engage with the

audience and it's just [ __ ]

ridiculous. But a normal game, people

are like, nah.

didn't give him the magic of the

gathering cards. Uh, so that's what's

going on with that, people. That's

what's going on with that. And look at

his garage door. Look at

this man. He

[Music]

ped. Oh, he Someone doesn't know how to

spell

pedophile. The guy was probably drugged

out of his [ __ ] mind.

Uh, and then we got a picture of Boogie.

Uh, and then of course we have the spray

paint on the roommate's car. Not even

Boogie's car. That's his roommate's car.

And of course, Thief. Thief. Because you

wanted to like he took Can't believe

Boogie let him borrow borrow the cards.

Are you out of your [ __ ] mind, dude?

Now, there was another incident uh in

this whole debacle that we'll get to

later, but uh he actually threw

something through Boogie's window as

well. Um so, we'll get to that in a

second. Um and then he posted a bunch of

unhinged post declaring a holy war on uh

on Boogie City because here's the

backstory, right? Um, Boogie told us on

stream that uh, you know, the the the

shaman Flaming Star grabbed.

Yeah, it it's everything about this is

out of [ __ ] control, dude. Boogie's

dog. And Boogie loves his dog more than

anyone. All right. So, at that point,

Boogie backed out of the deal with

selling Flaming Star the Magic cards for

No, Mr. Sparkles, you're not blocked.

$100,000. He went and retrieved his

magic cards and said, "Deal's off. I'm

not doing this deal with you anymore."

Then Flaming Star went to the local

police and was like, "Hey, look, you

know, the these guys robbed me of my

Magic cards." And the police said to

Flaming Star, "This seems like a civil

matter. You're going to have to sue

Boogie, right?"

So, that's incredible. Think about how

[ __ ] incredible that is.

He took Boogie's cards. He didn't like

the

price. So you say they were st Okay.

This guy is [ __ ] on a different

planet. So then Flaming

Star declares a holy war on the

police. He said the city of uh Fadeville

chose war. Uh, this was very unwise

protecting Glenn Whitman and Stephen

Will, you know, Boogie,

right? Spread your cheeks and just Yeah,

the internet DBZ king is a terrible and

fascinating place. The police report

like, yeah, how do how do you explain

all

this? I've had to do something I mean,

not to this extreme, but I've had to do

something similar before.

Oh, Malakth. I had I don't know. Did I

have a tougher time with Malakth or the

Fire

Giant? Mellennia.

I I'm not good at You'll You'll see when

I play it again. I still will play some

on stream. Probably just not

tonight. Like,

uh, Miss Sparkles, you're fine. Relax.

And I've just been a busy [ __ ]

I may have not been streaming, but I've

just been busy.

Um, the fire giant [ __ ] me up.

Malakth, I think, cuz Malakth, I don't

care what your vigor is. Malakth will

[ __ ] like two hits no matter what. No

matter what [ __ ] armor you unless I'm

missing my [ __ ] ass and lick my

balls.

Mr. Solid Crusader Gray donated $10.

Hey, Rich. What's up, bigsiz bird?

Listen, look, listen very carefully.

Politics aside, Lauren Board is one damn

chick, and every time when I see her

image on XNXX, I get aroused. I know she

has [ __ ] take politics, but damn, I

want to go full 50 Shades Gray.

It's Kirsten Cinema is more my style. I

don't know why. And then uh Alexandria

Accassiocortez, if a conservative, there

was that one woman that used to be on

Infowars. She was there when Alex Jones

had that fallout with Jen Uger back in

2016. I forgot her

name. She was

lovely. Uh and then there's uh not

Lauren Boowbert, Tommy Lauren.

Oh, Sarah Palin. Yeah, she's a

Jil. So,

uh, all the tomahawk, I hope you feel

better, too, Miss Spark are out now.

Let's see what happens since everybody

want Yeah. Galadot is [ __ ] flames.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, that's the thing. Like

I don't like Kirsten Cinema's politics.

I don't like Tommy Lawrence.

Yeah. No. Yeah. Politics. But they're

hot.

Uh yeah, I know. I should see if The Man

Cube can handle that game. I'm pretty

sure it can. It handles everything else

I throw at it. Uh I'm going to call it

the Man Cube.

Yeah, like she has that like librarian

hotness. I'm not saying like she's the

hottest woman on the planet or anything.

I do find her attractive, you know. It

is what it

is. And I know Jedi have psoriasis. I

definitely want to play it. I own it. I

just haven't had time. It's like when I

do have time to game, it's like I should

be capturing more Elden Ring, which I'm

enjoying the [ __ ] out of playing again,

but wants to play

games. And

uh I guess this is Flaming Star

practicing his karate. So like Boogiey's

in trouble. The cops are So, wait, is

this

like Kip wanting to be a cage

Who Kip wanting to be a cage fighter in

Napoleon

Dynamite? In trouble. And look, you

know, this might seem like a crazy man

posting this, right? But I'll tell you

this. I sat down and interviewed Flaming

Star. And we're gonna play that

interview live for you tonight. And I

will tell you this, according to Flaming

Star, this guy actually knows karate.

And this guy is not afraid of [ __ ]

cops. This guy is I don't want to ruin

the surprise for you, but there's a lot

to unpack in this interview. But here's

the thing, people. I don't want to do

one of those react streams. Don't you

[ __ ] hate that when you're watching

some streamer and they're playing a

video and they interrupt the content to

give their stupid [ __ ] opinion and

you're like, "Stop pausing the [ __ ]

video. No one cares."

I'm feeling attacked by this.

Well, wait, hold

on. Don't they do that, too? Oh.

Don't they do that

too? Yeah, somewhat. So, it's

like, you know,

it's

okay. You know what,

man? So, what the hell would you watch

someone for? Just play it, right? I I'm

not going to do that to you. All right,

I'm not going to interrupt this

interview. We're going to play this

interview uninterrupted. I'm going to

sit here on mute, right? We're going to

go through the entire thing. I recorded

an hour and 15minute interview with

Flaming Star, which we cuz of course

you're not going to pause and interrupt

it, you bearded

butthole. You're in the interview

talking. Oh, you gaslighting

bastard. So, you're like essentially

react. You don't have to react cuz then

you'll be reacting to you reacting to to

your

interview. No, he's following me.

Why? We had to edit down to like 40

minutes and it's jam-packed. Like uh the

it that's what I say to I always say

that to people and they think I'm being

sarcastic. I'm genuinely not. Like if

you don't want to hear me talk like just

watch the video. And I'm not being a

dick. I'm not pulling a fill. I'm just

saying like okay, I get it. You don't

want to hear my interruptions.

It's basically Forest Gump 2, right? If

they make a Forest Gump 2, it will be

about Flaming

Star. It's so good, people. No, I don't

think Forest Gump would threaten to beat

the [ __ ] out of the cops. I just I I

don't think that would be in his

repertoire. It's so good. So then after

we play the interview, all right, after

we play the interview, we are going to

get the cows on the line with the live

reaction. Does that Yeah, Keem must love

XQC

streams evergreen stuff, which is uh

exactly what I'm working on right now,

Miss Sparkles. Like in deep. I just

bought an 18 terbte hard

drive. And honestly, with some of these

bigger games, I don't even know if

that's going to be enough. Everybody

have the backstory? Are we Are we good

to start the interview? Are we good? We

have Well, that is true. He did beat

some ass for Jenny, but those men were

pieces of [ __ ] who should have gotten

their asses beat, admittedly. 2,000

viewers. Let's guys share the stream

real quick. Share the stream. If if

you're sitting here and you're excited

about this Flaming Star interview,

right? Uh do us do me a f

Huh?

Interesting. How the hell did you guys

even know that? Whatever. Favor, right?

Take this little five minutes before we

start. That is news to me that I just

found

out. Look, man. I wish him the best. I

have no ill will towards him and that's

it.

Whatever. That's it. I'm not gonna talk

about it anymore. And go get yourself

Yeah. Not worried about it, dude.

Whatever. Like we're both doing separate

things. I got a banger of a video coming

Friday. It is what it is. I don't know.

I have no idea what happened. Not a

clue.

some popcorn, some snacks, go get a

soda, cuz this is 45 minutes straight.

45 minutes straight, people. All right,

this is I'm telling you, this is Forest

Gump 2. Like, how do you even know that

[ __ ] I didn't even know it. Like, man,

you [ __ ] are like the [ __ ]

NSA.

Like, and it is what it is, dude.

We talked we talked things

through. I don't know whatever is going

on in his head beyond that is that's it.

And I'm not I'm not going to sit there

and

disresp What What did uh Birdman say to

Charlemagne? Put respect on my name.

Yeah, who cares?

It could simply be that I [ __ ] post at 3

in the morning and he I wouldn't want to

see my stuff

either. You know how many people tell me

like, "Rich, if you weren't such an

[ __ ] on Twitter, I would follow you."

And I don't blame

them. So maybe that's it. Like that

literally could be it could be that piss

deep. I've had people tell me inde like

they'll like DM me because they don't

want to say, you know, because they

don't because you know how the internet

can be. They're like, "Yeah, I don't,

dude. You're annoying on Twitter. I

watch your videos occasionally. Watch

your live

streams, but your Twitter is a [ __ ] is a

[ __ ] is a [ __ ] storm. I don't want to

see anything from

it." Yeah, I'm still following Jay. I'm

not going to not follow Jay. It is what

it is. I gotta piss real quick, though.

Let me piss now with this breaking news

interruption.

Yeah. Like, dude, it is what it is. I'm

following him. Not going to unfollow

him. I'm not doing any kind of petty

[ __ ] I respect the dude and I'm leaving

it at

that. I'm actually going to get a piss

bottle just like LTG. I'll be right

back. I don't like pop. I'm not a big

fan of popcorn. It's okay.

[Applause]

Oh, I'll be right back.

[Music]

specialist.

They don't know the history, my [ __ ]

[Music]

He sp years ago, man.

[Music]

Yeah.

Two strikes out three. You grew when you

went from the deep fryers. Can't keep

[ __ ]

[Music]

afraid. You ain't a blue

cape. You going to always have to give

your attorney. This thing of they acting

like they worthy of my clapping like

dirty standing no f can't trust a man

who don't

give. This [ __ ] is not for everyone but

I got shots for

everyone. A day I smoke. I drove south

with bricks in the street. You know that

I ain't worried about police. I'm hiding

out overseas in a small city that's

grease. I listen when my accountant

speaks if you stay down with me.

Grab a pistol when I'm about

to surprise I didn't

lose. Yeah, because where I put two

songs. Note to self, the birds are

here. This is where the birds are. I'm

sorry. I'm

[Laughter]

sorry. Look, man. Life goes on. That's

it.

They're going to make a movie on

flaming. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait. Almost. Stop. Almost.

Oh, no. I am on the react screen. At

least one thing I remembered and did,

right? Star. This interview is wild.

Now, you're going to notice in the

interview that I do with Flaming Star.

You're going to notice that I look tired

and uninterested and I'm just kind of

like h like I was very sick. All right.

I was very sick and I had limited time

because allegedly Flaming Star was going

around Boogie Town committing all kinds

crimes. And dude, before a woman makes,

like I said before, it may just be that

he doesn't want to see me [ __ ] posting.

That's all. It's not a big deal. It's

really not. And the cops were looking

for him. So, I had limited time to lock

this interview down with the Flaming

Star, right? Young because I was told,

"Ah, Keem, look at me

pausing." You weren't saying anything

interesting anyway. I would love to get

this Spongebob. However, I have the PS

portal

coming. That'll be something I'll

actually My sons will like that this

weekend. Um, but I have to use it. the

big video about being 42 old as [ __ ] and

basically seeing the entire industry

grow in real time for almost the

entirety of it. Uh that video is coming

Friday. Going to put some production

value into that. Uh and I'm going to

open it only fans and finger my [ __ ]

I'd like

to. That would be such a banger of it.

Let's see. Can we find it? How do you

find it? Let's find it. Should I find it

now, guys? All right, here is the thing.

Whether he's following, whether he's not

following, it's not a big deal. Like,

it's just

not. It's really not. There's people

that I like that I don't follow because

I don't want to see older [ __ ]

Should I try to find it? Should I set a

goal? I don't know. Part of me wants

to maybe. Let me think about it. I'm not

That's not like me gaslighting, but I'm

just saying

like,

yeah, Biden's Dude, Trump is going to

win

2024. Anyone who thinks anything

different is out of their [ __ ] minds.

He's going to win 2024.

Let's see if we could find this [ __ ]

thing. And Natu said birds. Yeah,

Matthew said that's the real drama.

Natsu saying his

birds. Can you guys

see? Well, dude, it's not like Well, to

some people like if you're 20 when you

hear 42, it's like, okay,

grandpa, let's keep it real. Dude, when

we were 20 when So like, damn, you're

42, so you're like dead,

right? Here is even more Breaking Bad

news. Warner today said they would now

focus on live service games and then the

live service games will fail like

Justice League or uh Suicide Squad

killed the Justice

League and then they'll do

lay

like and then they're all baffled when

games like Elden Ring and other good

single player games do well because

there's a [ __ ] audience for it.

I understand the seven-year-olds playing

Fortnite are the ones that go, "I want

more skins. I want more skins." And it's

like this windfall of money,

but you're not going to make it for It's

like everyone trying when when Minecraft

was at

peak. Yeah. I've been 42 for 10 years.

I'm actually 67.

[Applause]

So, let's see if we could spot. Anyway,

let me get back on track here. Spongebob

Xbox. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Sure. Yeah. I'm

going to find this. No problem.

Absolutely. Yep. Nope. That's it.

I could find 3,000 Xbox Series

S's or I could probably pay like $7,000

to find its scalp, which I'm not going

do. All right, that was uh that was a

good time.

that Flaming Star was most likely

getting arrested on Monday and it was

Sunday and I was sick as hell and I abs

I had to kind of get the

uh to do the portal video which that got

pretty like I had hey guys you want me

to review the portal I got it anyway but

I was just wanted to put my feelers out

there and that got like few thousand

votes and 63% said Yes. I'm like, "Oh,

okay. I

keep hold

on. Oh, Windows shift S. I finally

remembered. All right.

Listen. See, this is why interrupting.

Oh, I almost feel like I got close to a

solid 16 by9 there.

Nickelodeon Allstar Xbox. Get Dude,

Gabe, I love you. Listen, pull your

feelers out there. Keep pausing the

video. Let's go.

Listen. Hey, look, man. Polls work. All

kidding aside, Timbo, thank you for

becoming a member. Gabe, thank you very

much, too. And Warner Brother. Yeah. And

Solid Crusader, they're going to [ __ ] it

up. Jedi Psoriasis, everyone here who's

supporting the show still. I love all of

you guys. Still debating if I want to do

a goal. Let's see. So, it is

called Nickelodeon Allstar Xbox. I'm

just going to copy and paste what the

[ __ ] you said because I'm lazy. I'm fat.

Um, wait a

second. Uh, how do I buy

this? Yeah, why don't you

I have the mo Oh, [ __ ]

you. It's the mobile

app. Music so people don't get bored.

Please

[Music]

$6.99. New direction. New direction. New

direction. Of course, it's going to be

there now because that made my butthole

[Music]

pucker. Yeah, it's

p.m.

All

star

Xbox. I don't want it. Oh, [ __ ] off.

sort by.

[Music]

Didn't I

[Music]

put now I'm getting pissed off.

Let me just type in

[Music]

sponge

all star brawl

[Music]

Xbox. Nope.

[Music]

No, never [ __ ]

mind. Yeah, $200 extra for a paint job.

But the thing

is that would be a banger of a video,

but you know what? It ain't there. So,

I'm not going to sit there review stare

at your phone screen for seven hours

USA. Oh, yeah. I forgot about Keemstar's

face. Oh god.

Uh, why did it not

paste? Thank you, snip tool, for not

doing your job. Windows

shifts. All

right. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

All right, we'll do 4

by3ish.

Okay, save as. I'm going to do what

Google Fish absolutely loves and save

it. No, actually save it

here.

Keem Keem is a man.

You know what? Let's do it's 8:30 now.

That's

text

9:34. I'll make it more fair. I think

this that that's two here.

Cool. I have no [ __ ] clue where we're

at now. What are we

at? But that doesn't count.

Streamlabs. And then we'll get going.

Sorry. The Spongebob derailed me.

Spongebob [ __ ] derailed my goddamn

stream.

All right. So, we are

at 99

bucks. 100. I'll make it 100. What the

[ __ ] Round. I'll round up.

Why am I losing my mind

tonight? Probably because I haven't done

this in a while. I'm like rusty. I'm

rusty at

streaming. No, not go. Imagine a 100 to

take my shirt off. Can you guys see it?

All right, good. Oh, yeah. I gotta send

this to Keemstar. Keem is a

man. We'll go on Twitter.

Uh, god

damn. All

right. Star

She's actually cool as hell. I talked to

her about games and [ __ ] too. And she

has And she has Jordan say it for me.

Very

nice. Oh

man. I couldn't wait any longer. All

right. Yes. I just said it on Twitter. I

like to large breasted women. I salute

you.

Now, just to show you how dedicated I

am, I have You sent me Cowboy Phil,

Rich, Miss Fart, and then three. Okay,

I'll get that now.

Well, I don't follow like

porn. That's why like someone was

saying, shockingly, it was a

conservative. Like you have porn on

there. Like because I put the one where

it was like a Best Buy employee and I

put a joke. You don't see anything and I

put a joke of like I guess the

membership perks they're stepping them

up and everyone's like that was porn.

I'm like no I don't follow like like

that porn [ __ ] Nah. Never paid for an

interview ever in my [ __ ] life. All

right. And I wasn't about to [ __ ] pay

for an interview with [ __ ] Flaming

Star. Not a [ __ ] Red Scent. But this

[ __ ] was playing games. He told

me that he was trying to raise money so

his

tribe could grow

crops. There's nothing wrong with porn,

but I not in my Twitter

feed. The cheating in COD. I luckily

I've been away from COD and playing

Elden Ring to get

through. He needed seed money. And we

ain't talking about we're not talking

about like uh an investment into a a a

Silicon Valley company. No, he's talking

about actual seed money to grow some

corn and tomatoes and potatoes for his

tribe.

So, uh, uh, I agreed to do a donation,

but I was very strict with him and I

said, "I have never ever paid for an

interview in my life. The best I can

give you is

$50." And he goes, "I accept that." So,

I had to send him

$50 for uh, Jesus, man. I thought I was

like, "Turn off your ringer." At least

the seed money. And uh and then we did

the interview. Yes. Thick mommy Latinas

all day. I see a Streamlabs came in. Uh

it it's available 11:00 a.m. Thursday at

Best

Buy online on the

app. Thank you, sir. Hey,

Siri, set a reminder for 10:00 a.m. to

buy the Spongebob Xbox at Best Buy.

Okay. What do you want to change it to?

Thursday.

Okay. It's set for Thursday.

Shut up, [ __ ]

All right.

And right after we did the interview,

uh, probably about six stream buying it

because it's an event

hours after the interview, um, Flaming

Star got arrested.

He's in jail, people. He's in jail.

You've all seen the mug shot. It's on

the thumbnail. All right. So, are we

ready? Are we ready? We have 2,300

people here right now. I'm telling you,

this is going to be good. This is going

to be

good. This is going to be good. Hold

on. Two seconds.

I wish I could be a big, beautiful bird

like Carlos. Well, one day you can

be. I'm doing a live show. I

can't. All right, I'm gonna skip to the

interview. Jesus, Keem.

ation. And if you look that up, it's

actually a pretty Sorry for the for the

dead air people. I think we're ready.

Everyone's ready. We good? We're about

to do this. Here we go. When you grow

up, you want to be me. Then you have

made some terrible life

choices. Moment of truth,

people. Ladies and gentlemen, you may

have seen uh Boogie2988's house got

vandalized and there's been a big drama

going on between his shaman Flaming

Star. We got Yeah, Keem, of course,

you're not going to, like we I was

saying before I pissed, interrupt your

own [ __ ] cuz you're

talking. Oh my god, man. You have a

[ __ ] beard and it's a wonderful

beard. You're a man with a beard.

Got Flaming Star on the line. First

thing I want to know, who is Flaming

Star? Where did you come from? I'm a

product of Broad View Park, which is

Fort Lauderdale, Florida, and another

subdivision called Plantation. And if

you look that up, it's actually a pretty

racial term. So, you're the Florida man.

Yeah. Well, they actually called me Kimo

then. That was my cartel name. So, you

were in the cartel? 15 years old. And I

met John John Perez and Franklin. Okay.

And they were uh in my Wait, now this

dude was in the cartel. How did he go

from mushrooms to being in the [ __ ]

far cartel?

Fartel. This is insane, dude. This

is But you know what? Everyone's like at

stage. It's Well, first off, we saw the

police report, so I don't think they

would go that far. I really don't.

Secondly, this internet [ __ ] is bizarre,

man. You guys see it's even if you are

the least

dramarrone YouTuber, chances are you'll

still getting some [ __ ] It's just how

it is.

Attention class. I got kicked out of St.

Thomas Aquinus High School, a college

preparatory Catholic private school, for

taking a gun and putting it to Trevor

Bryant's head because uh there was a big

beef in my neighborhood. There's

politics in poor people, man. Politics

that people cannot understand, but the

rappers talk about it and they know

exact [ __ ] is so this Wait, this this

shaman's now

hood. Is he gonna talk about his plug

next? Like what's going on?

what I'm talking about when I say it

right now. You got a reputation in the

hood and there's and there's respect

that follows.

Yeah, he's he is he's I thought I was

kidding.

He's talking about the respect of the

hood. Dude, you were dancing with Boogie

in the woods on Shroom. Stop it.

is that I'm one of four white guys in a

2 and a half square mile area that is

run by Zulu Chapter 7. What's Zulu

chapter 7? What that is? They're arm of

the Colombian cartel that sells cocaine,

but they're a gang. Zulu, you know, you

could look it up. David Carbanell was

the guy in charge at the time. I'll give

you some more of the grit. I'll give you

some more of the grit. Have you ever

been arrested? Yeah, I think I told you

what 22 felonies, something like that.

20 Boogie, did you look into this guy

like in the

slightest? He is. He's lucky he's not

from California, man. He'd be in jail

for

life. They have the three strike rule

there. If you have three felonies,

doesn't matter what they're for. I

believe

22 felonies.

There was some violent stuff there. Yes,

he is straight up [ __ ] crazy there.

But a lot of [ __ ] with drugs and a lot

of stuff with driving because I was a

translator and I had the wheels. I could

drive. Well, if you're from the inner

city and you know what I just said and

I'm [ __ ] around with cartel guys,

what do you think happened, man? We've

had we I've had 100 mph shootouts on the

[ __ ] highway before. The first

isn't someone's if you have felonies his

public record. Did you Keen did you ask

sir about his public record? Time I saw

real violence. What was Dwayne's last

name? The Rock Johnson fast and furious

with Flaming Star. That's funny. That's

funny. No. No. This is way before I

actually cleaned up my life and then I

got famous. Uh, I can't remember the

guy's name cuz he was from the hood

across from us, but another guy had

blown his brains out and his brains

landed in my lap in the back seat. Damn.

And that that that that's when the first

time after that is when like I knew [ __ ]

needed to change. I'm wearing my

friend's brains. Didn't you get into

like a fight with the actual cops? Like

a fist fight? Oh, yeah. So, I did the

dumbest thing ever.

Oh, it's his Keemstar. Turn your [ __ ]

put put your phone like look I look at

my phone. I know. I admit it. But I

don't have it. And if I do have the

ringer on I turn it off. Like yeah I get

some things you can't avoid. You have to

look at cuz life still happens while

you're live streaming but or

breasts

but please turn the [ __ ] ringer

off. So wait. Oh yeah, I set a reminder.

Thursday at

11 probably be a 100,000 view video, but

then I'll have a Spongebob Squarepants,

which I know my children will want.

First off, I'm on like day three or four

of a binger of smoking crack and like

somebody had walked off with a mirror or

something. I get pissed off, jump in the

car, I leave. I think I had six pieces

of crack on me.

Boogie, what are you

doing? How could I dress up as Let me

make sure I get it first. That may be a

good idea. I'm serious, dude. I'll dress

up as [ __ ]

Patrick. Let's see if I get it first.

Okay, let's see if I $6.99 for a

[ __ ]

Xbox. But you know what? It'll be

entertaining. I'll make sure I'm high as

hell, too, for that video. On the Best

Buy app, it's at the bottom in the drops

tab. Drops.

Okay. Not notify me for a drop. Thank

you so much,

dude. Drops 37.

I think that's the

day when I get the port the ass portal.

There's going to be when I review the

PlayStation Portal, look, I know the

character, the guy behind Gape New, Bob

McGran, is a piece of [ __ ] but Gape

New, the character is a legend. I can

separate the art from the artist, and

there is going to be a lot of assortal

references in the video. There's no way

around it. I can't not do

it. Uncle

Gubsy. Yeah, that was my uncle. He was

gay. Uh he would take two dicks and go

come come

come. And then he had a poodle that it

had a [ __ ] red

rocket. Why is it always hard?

I've watched that quite a

bit. No, I'm with Screwed Wave. I'm cool

with him

still. Uncle

Cubsy when I left and a Broward

sheriff's officer gets me and I said,

"Fuck this. I'm in a Ford Thunderbird

Super Coupe." Remember they had the new

body style. I had it. We go on a chase

till I run out of gas. I'm all through

these neighborhoods, backyards, you name

it. Finally run out of gas. Jump out of

the car. I jump a 12-oot security fence.

They can't make a fence. I'm gone. I

jump two more fences. Brow sheriff comes

out the Of course you're just going to

let him talk. Keem, you have no idea

what the [ __ ] he's talking about. Way on

the other side of the of the hood. But

see, in Miami, what they did from the

Navaro Act is they had put up Hey, I

know Justin Silverman. I'm cool with

him.

We call each other pieces of [ __ ] on

Twitter and Facebook all the time. It's

a very healthy, non-toxic relationship

we have. Cement barricades around the

hood. And they made the hood a oneway in

and one way out zone. That's how they

used to control [ __ ] Once I make the

barriers, what are you going to do?

Right. What are you going to do? Right.

So, I'm gone.

And I finally am winded. I'm I'm out.

I'm gassed out. The uh first was the K9

comes. I ax kicked the K9 and said,

"Man, I

of course he did." He's like, "You ever

see that picture of that fat black dude

who's like they're like me in Grand

Theft Auto 6 and he's like dropkicking

an alligator with his shirt

off. It's one of the [ __ ] best

pictures ever. I don't know if it's AI.

I think it is. I don't I mean I don't

know. Unless the guy's insane and I

guess he wanted to get his leg eaten.

It's [ __ ] hilarious. I really don't

want to hurt your dog, but I will

[ __ ] defend myself. Dog comes back

again. He grabs my left upper thigh. But

the canines, his left upper thigh, man,

he's specific. Holy [ __ ] Obby has not

come yet. And you know what,

Obby? I don't have congratulations here

anymore. What do I have?

[Music]

I like big dicks. I like big dicks. I

like big dicks. I'm a size queen. I'm a

size queen.

[Music]

Brush

just a man. That's why I got to start

[ __ ] with

the now that life is getting somewhat

back to normal.

I need to learn the

SP so I could start really tapping out

[ __ ] there. Now this is the metalcapped

canine. Have you seen one of those?

Yeah. His right insizer gets caught on

the top of my left hipbone. Could you

imagine the pain what that's like? Yeah,

that's got to hurt. I pick the dog

straight up in the air with my left arm,

use him as a body because the officer to

my right draws and I'm like, "Uh oh,

this is this is going to be it." I use

the dog as a shield. Roll down, come

back up. the other opposite.

Oh, at this point, most people think I'm

a little cow, so I would

fit. Fit right

in, man. But they don't know though,

dude. I'm going to make the [ __ ] most

And it's not just going to involve

YouTube. I'm going to make the most

banging comeback and no one's ready. No

one's ready. And that's fine. Let them

think I'm down and out. I love

it.

Um, thank you. Yeah, I agree, Joel. I

agree. And shout out to you. The reverb

definitely did help with that beat I

just made where I put Ido on it. It

needed it. It was too dry. Especially

because I got the vocals from AI and the

vocals already sound

like they're getting better with how

they do that where they like could like

separate the stems of the vocals and

stuff, but it's still not perfect.

Um, this went from zero to Chris Chan

extremely quickly.

Yes. At least this guy's like Chris Chan

though, you just like nothing like this

guy's making up a story that you could

kind of follow even though you know he's

batshit insane.

Um, however, he's batshit insane where

Chris Chan is just like, you know, I'm

Jesus Christ

and Sonichu is going to bring me through

a wormhole and my breasts are going to

grow three sizes like

what breasts. Anyway, uh, let me update.

I have not updated in a bit. So, we're

at 98 here.

Uh,

one,

two,

12,

22.

So, we're at 122. That was easy.

That was the easiest math I ever math I

ever had to

math.

Boom. Sir completely misses me and I

kick the dog away. I'm back running cuz

like Obby is uh declaring his love for

big breasts. He did like a a two-footed

stance when he drew. Yeah. Now I'm

trained for you. I told you I begged my

mom for that kung fu [ __ ] Didn't know

it saved my life. It was like kind of

like a shadow step and then I just

tumbled away and I used his car as a

barricade and then I So this

dude kept he's saying that he is has 22

felonies. He kicked the

canine or whatever and he is sitting

here. This is

insane. This is emotionally draining.

Ran out. They thought I ran around the

house, but I did the old ghetto trick. I

ran around the house twice. Instead of

like going left in and the next Young

Jello is like, "Look, I like big thick

fem thighs." Hey man, two consenting

adults. You go after those big juicy

thighs.

He just ran around the house again and I

ran back the way I came and it goes gone

and they're looking everywhere but the

chopper's out and uh I think he saw me

at the end of the block, man, because

the light hit me and I said, "Fuck, I'm

I just can't run no more, man." So they

got laid down. I just laid down. Yeah, I

just laid down. So, how many cops did

you end up fighting? Was it three or

four or what was it? The charges are

four counts of aggravated assault and

two counts of aggravated assault with a

deadly weapon on law enforcement

officers. I think what it is is I got

one of the charges was for the dog. It's

an actual like police. That's a that's a

cop. That's not a dog. That's an actual

cop. So, how long did you spend in

prison for that? So, I went to

Okachchobee Correctional DC number

966222. Man, Okachchobee Correctional in

Florida. I went threeyear minimum

mandatory sentence. And you got this

lunch bag, you know, of your [ __ ]

That's it, right? And they're like, "Put

it down." I'm like, "No, it's everything

I got." And it's raining out here. All

my shit's going to be wet. I got nothing

dry. When I go Well, yeah, that's true.

When you go to jail, you have like a

little bit of [ __ ] They put it away and

like, "Ah, whatever you get back out. If

you get back

out, you'll get it back then. Don't

worry. We'll keep it safe for you

inside. And he said, I said, "Put that

down, inmate." And I said, "My name's

Ryan." He was a captain. Come right to

my face. Says, "Bor." Yeah, this shit's

kind of boring. I expected this [ __ ] I

was like, "Oh man, this is going to be

crazy." Like, I'm kind of fening to go

on to the Keful

[ __ ] because this is just like this is

just an insane guy being insane. like,

"Well, you're going to listen to us

here." I said, "I don't know any boys

around here. I'm a man." 288 days on CM

for that. Postmanage. Yeah. This is kind

[ __ ] At least. All right. Yeah. I

can't. This is painful. Let's get to

where Boogie is.

Pick up. Like, I genuinely don't give a

[ __ ] about this random [ __ ] weirdo

story. Like, I care about what happened

to Boogiey's house. I care about

Boogiey's reaction. Him talking about

cartels and shrooms. I don't care. No,

you better hope not. I was going to put

out his [ __ ] username is Batman,

Mr. I'm not connected to society. Oh my

god. Okay. Well, he's he's gone now. Uh,

how's audio levels? uh four police

officers, a K-9, uh was a drug dealer at

one point, an esports legend, uh a

medicine man, a healer, an

exorcist, and uh a number one hater

right now of Boogie2988,

who's who's

a what he is at the moment. Thanks for

coming on. We appreciate it. Uh any last

thing you want to say? Oh man, we should

hang out sometime. It sounds like a fun

time.

Nice meeting you, Flaming Star. All the

pleasure. See you, man.

And there you have it, ladies and

gentlemen.

That was the interview with Wings. Don't

think he's going to pick up. No, you

better hope not. I was going to point

out his [ __ ] username is

Batman. Mr. I'm not connected to

society. Oh my god. Okay. Well, he's

he's gone now. Uh, how's audio levels?

Uh, chat. Audio levels good.

Do I sound good? Does Yeah. I don't

know. I seem a little quieter in wings.

For sure. For sure. So, what did you

guys think of this interview?

I can see why Boogie chose this guy to

help him out. He seems perfect for the

job.

Yeah. Boogie, what were you doing, dude?

What were you

doing? Like, you didn't take two seconds

to like just take this guy's name and do

a goo. Like, I'm sure a Google search

would have brought up a lot.

[Laughter]

Oh, I'm glad for you, Angie. You found

someone new. Good for you.

Um, your your judgment of character is

is bar none. You really should um you

should be checking those guys before

they get the nuclear uh you know those

guys that push the buttons before they

drop the bomb. You should be the

interviewer. Yeah. Yeah. You're smart.

You're smart. Now, Wings, go ahead. Go

ahead, Wings. Wings, what is with this

audio? If this is his audio for all

this, I'm moving on the keffles and I I

don't think people will mind. But boogie

like like how do you trust people this

[ __ ] easily, dude? Like I'm going to

show you something here.

Uh, they fix it later. Okay. Yeah.

Wings. This is something. This is

Flaming Stars truck, right? It is like a

97 F-150. It's probably older than

Boogie's [ __ ] girlfriend. And No, it

definitely is.

[Music]

No, dude. Obby late 90s

audio. There was plenty of good

bikes. The SM the FM7B dude was uh I

think it was Michael Jackson who

recorded Thriller on there. So m good

mics were around just he doesn't know

what a limiter or compressor is. Bookie

for some reason thought this man had

$100,000 to give him for Magic cards.

This man that drives a 97 F-150. And I

know you're going to say what you're

going to say. You're going to say like

rich people live a meek life. They drive

me cars. Yeah. No the [ __ ] they don't

drive a 97

F-150. Good lord. And I'm so sick of

this Native American. Uh well, hey man,

maybe he was

uh he was living low because he was in

the cartel, man. He was getting his

clothes from Walmart so the feds

wouldn't pick him up. He's living that

life, right?

[ __ ] We're going to start calling him

Chief Red Rooster because Deo Chief Red

Rooster. What the [ __ ] does that

mean? Oh, that's Angie. I'm sorry.

That's not a good way to put it. My

boyfriend is the least toxic boyfriend I

ever

had.

Congratulations. And I'm not trying to

be I hope you don't take that the wrong

way. I just want to see you be

okay. You know what I mean? Be careful.

is a [ __ ] Italian name. It's not a

Native American name. He's not [ __ ]

Cherokee. I don't think he's ever [ __ ]

a Cherokee woman.

I I I've met a guy. He He's He's called

Chiefs Runs with Spaghetti. All right.

Yeah, I'm the le I'm the least worst

streamer that I want. Well, don't ask

people. Ask people about that again in a

couple months. Two two seconds. Two

seconds. Wing, something's wrong with

your audio. You might be on the wrong

mic. Yeah. Could you move your breast

over to the right more? may may actually

act as a

compressor. I have no idea what the [ __ ]

that means. Am I on the wrong? Let me

check. Yeah, man. Be safe. And if it's

not

healthy, it's okay to be

single. I enjoy being single. I do.

You definitely sound louder than normal

and like a little blown out. Yeah, it's

like blown the [ __ ] out. You just got to

sh pick the right one in Discord. Yeah.

But to answer to answer your question, I

had somebody uh Obby has been single for

12 years. No wonder he is coming all the

time.

[Laughter]

Yeah, man. as a person who's been in

long-term relationships and who has been

single. I mean, there look, I'm I know

I'm going to eventually get into

something again. You know, it's not that

I'm like going to Oh my I'm going to be

alone for No, I know. I have no problem

pulling.

Um, but I'm not in a rush. I don't

[ __ ]

care, you know?

God, a friend who owns Gear Gaming, uh

Glenn Whitman. Him and I have been

friends for a really long time. We've

done business together. He's borrowed

money for me, paid me back with

interest. He's given me match cards.

We've had lots of dinners. Uh you know,

I've shopped at a shop stores for like

10 years now. And that's why you like

guys you I'm gay so I don't have to

explain hell divers.

He told me like Ryan's not a bad guy,

you know? You got to be careful. I need

a 20-year-old girlfriend like Keemstar

with him, but Ryan's not a bad guy. And

I don't know, man. When we shot the

documentary, I honestly was just kind of

fooling around for the documentary,

right? Uh we just You know what the

problem is with nothing else? So, all

kidding aside, with dating someone

younger, is that even if they are

interested in you, they're going to want

kids. I want I have three kids. I am

good. I do not want to reproduce

again because like

25, you know, I mean, I would date a 20

if like if 25 year olds like they're

like, "Yeah, no, I'm good. I don't want

to have

kids." But snipped or not, like that's

the thing. If you get with someone

younger of legal

age, they're going to want to have kids

and then Yeah. No, no, no. Thought you I

am standing firm on that. Just needed an

ending for that thing and that's the the

thing we went for. Ryan had been

contacting me for years saying, "Let me

help you. Let me heal you. Let me help

you. Let me heal you. Let me help you.

Let me heal you." And I thought, "Here's

an Yeah, but Boogie, you could have just

been like, oh, let me check. Yeah, this

guy is a [ __ ] psychopath." That would

have taken you two minutes of Google

searching. I mean, I get it. You said

that you were like desperate and he was

offering a solution,

but oh god, could you imagine he got her

pregnant opportunity to put him on

camera and who knows, maybe something

good will happen. And I do still believe

to this day that the experience I had

with the the documentary was a good one.

Right. You were high. It was a drug. Uh,

you know, I mean, I'm not just You know

what? I I could take you to Chief's runs

with cocaine. You You'd feel great.

Yeah. No, don't compare mushrooms to

Coke, dude. I haven't done mushrooms,

but mushrooms are a hell of a lot safer.

There is a chance, no matter what, from

what I've read, there is a when you do a

bump of Coke, there is a chance, no

matter what health you are in or you

could be the healthiest person in the

world, there is always a risk you could

have a heart attack from Coke. ain't

happening with shrooms at least.

But fast forward to,

you know, December and he's hitting me.

Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you watch?

According to Tommy, why don't you just

do heroin, Boogie?

[Applause]

Hard all the time. He's like messaging

me, Boogie, let me help. Boogie, let me

help. Boogie, let me help. And it but I

talked to Glenn and Glenn's like yeah

he's in a pretty desperate way right

now. He needs help. And I'm like I I'm

not in a position where I can help

anybody. He's like yeah I bet you could

in his situation cuz he's broke as a

joke about to lose his house about to

lose everything. And I saw an

opportunity to I don't know have some

fun. Hang out with a guy. Hold up. Yeah.

I got more pillows to stuff. Hold up.

Hold the [ __ ] up. Yeah. This was before

you made the Yeah, sure. I'll have a

snow dogs

goal. I'll eat cocaine covered turds on

stream. That that's that's I'm sure it's

not against to.

Oh god, it's so disgusting. Blood deal

for the Magic cards. Like why would you

make the blood deal with the Magikarss

if this guy is telling you he's broke as

a joke? Because Glenn is involved and I

trusted Glenn to get my cards back,

which he did. And uh Well, why did you

give him the cards to begin with?

I was I without incriminating 10 $10

snow dog tip golfing myself when the

cards left my house. I was not I'll wear

Phil's wig and eat a snow dog in my

correct state of

mind without incriminating myself. Got

to watch people let my play button walk

out the front door. He got you high and

he stole your Yes, young jello. I have

I will neither confirm nor deny that

that's what happened.

The medicine man, all right, who's

supposed to be healing you, gets you

[ __ ] up on drugs and then convinces

you in a very manipulative state where

he's supposed to be helping you and

guiding you through this [ __ ] journey

of healing. Let me have the magic cards.

And that's not even the dumbest thing he

did. The the most evil thing he did. I'm

just good with weed, man. I don't even

like if I never touch alcohol

again, I'm fine. Like alcohol, you feel

great for like a half an hour, 45

minutes, and then it's just it you just

feel like even if you're drinking water,

it still gets you dehydrated. Whereas

weed, I don't wake up with a hangover. I

just wake up

being normal. Uh uh some people actually

do. I think it was um David Jaffy I

think at one of his streams he said he

gets weed hangovers. Some people do. I'm

not one of them. Was one of the oldest.

You're on Delta talking about fanboy

thighs in the book. He's like let me

double your wealth. I'll teach you how

to double your wealth. I'll he says in

the interview, right? Let me teach you

how to double your wealth. I can double

your wealth. The the way Yeah. Whenever

anyone says that, unless it's like

Warren Buffett, run. You start by

doubling your wealth is by signing over

everything you own to his name. That's

what he wanted me to do. He wanted me to

create a he wanted me to create a trust.

So, here's the thing that I've kept

offline because up until this moment, I

did not want to completely make a fool

out of this con man, but I'm glad to do

it now, obviously, and I've been excited

for the

opport. Oh, you are an interesting man.

It would have taken seconds to do it.

Why did you want to What's up, Julie?

See, this is what made me think about

holding off the goal, too, because now I

see more people coming in. Detected con

man prior, though, because I slap me

once, turn the other cheek, just move

on. Who cares, right? I made a stupid

mistake. Something bad happened to me.

Who gives a [ __ ] Let it go. It's only

when he It's only when he took it online

that I decided to take it online. It's

only after he threw something to my

front [ __ ] porch, I decided to

[ __ ] press charges. I'm I'm not the

kind of guy who escalates. I'm the kind

of guy who deescalates. I'm the kind of

guy who tries to get the way the [ __ ]

away from crazy people once they show me

how [ __ ] crazy they are. Get the guy

who shot at Frank Hassel. Come on now.

This is risk.

Ban anybody who shoots at Frank Hassel.

Oh yeah, I'm begging for money, dude. I

am pleading for money. That's what I

have done the entire stream. I have

gotten on my knees and said, "I will

suck dick for money."

Duh.

Getting scammed is not deescalation. I'm

just helping you out. Oh, I s but we're

sitting on my we're sitting in my game

room table and he's like I can double

your wealth sign over everything. Well,

yeah, if you're having edibles at the

same time naturebased sign over

everything. I'm like I'm not going to do

that obviously. He's like then what's

your retirement plan? I'm like well

you're looking at it. So I have these I

have a massive Magic the Gathering

collection. I'm sitting here sorting

cards right now, right? And my

collection is certainly worth a 100k.

I've just in the last two weeks, I know,

but in just the last two weeks, I've

gone Yeah, the value of it may be there

though, Tommy, just because I'm not

interested in Magic the Gathering cards

either. Through five uh sorry, but

doesn't mean they're not valued at that.

Uh about $25,000 worth of stuff. You're

looking at $2,000 right here that I

cataloged while we're setting here. Now,

will I get that much for it? No. I'll

probably get 75,000 if I sell to my

local gaming store. Doesn't matter. I

pointed to three boxes of bulk. Yeah,

it's going to be He's probably going to

have to sell them like individually.

It's going to be a pain in the balls.

Bulk. Bulk. Yeah, there's some dollar

cards in there. Sure, there's maybe some

The only way he would sell them at bulk

would be to get a ste. If he wants to

get close to that 100k, he's going to

have to sell him separately because the

only way he's going to get them sold in

bulk is if he like probably gets at

least 40% less than he wants. $3 cards

in there. But I hand the three tubs are

bulk. All of the cubes, all of the

decks, all of the everything else is in

the room. I I'm sure DSP would kill me

in Minecraft. I have no idea what the

[ __ ] I've played Minecraft once in my

life cuz I remember this guy I used to

work with at Radio Shack wouldn't shut

the [ __ ] It's like oh it's the most

amazing thing ever and I play I'm like

stop

now. Like he would just talk about it

every like not every shift that's an

extreme but enough. I knew that I was

getting played at that moment because

he's been trying to get access to my

bank account. I'm like hey what about

these three boxes of bulk? He's like

what what are they worth? I'm like, "I

don't know. On a good day, $10,000." He

goes, "What about 20?" I'm like, "I

don't know. What about 50?" He's like,

"What about a h 100red? I'll give you a

$100,000 for them." And then you looked

at his card and thought the whole thing

was stupid. Oh, that's right. You

didn't. No. I'm I'm going to let the

idiot walk out with three boxes of bulk.

Especially because I know Glenn can get

them back for

me. Right. But how did you know he was

going to go to Glenn?

Which is what happened. Glenn got them

back for me. No, Boogie. You're a

[ __ ] idiot. You are so I know I'm a

[ __ ] dog. I should have never let

this [ __ ] near my me, my house,

my family, my dog, my [ __ ] home. You

are the biggest Mark ever. You're a

[ __ ] Mark. Tell me something I don't

[ __ ] know. I worked for you. I must

be one dumb [ __ ] Huh?

Let's Let's be lazy on Boogie. He did

send Desi. See, that's interesting. Some

kind of weed bothers you nature-based

and some doesn't. To her own planet. Oh,

that's not that was a nice thing to do.

Thank Yeah. My favorite thing is in the

interview um I think it's in the What

planet is that by the way? Apparently it

is the belt of Orion. So not a planet, a

star system and she got according to him

this did not happen for the record

obviously. Uh, but according to him, he

tripped her with a wave of his hand. And

he said in the other interview he did

with Lutter Sparks and Trippy Savage to

the middle of Orion's belt where she's

originally from. Yeah, I prefer Indica

over Sativa, too. So that she could be

pulled back in time to heal the trauma

of her father. Hey, Desi. So Desi

cheated on you with Trap Daddy and

Flaming Star, Captain Kirk, apparently.

Hold on one second.

What is going on? Hey, hey, Desi, come

here. Come here. Come on camera real

quick. Same old. Same old. Huh? Uh, do

you think all of that trauma uh related

to your family history like with your

dad is is healed now?

Of course not. Also, he claimed to have

course Wait, wait. Time out. Time out.

Wings, you have to fix your mic, dude.

This is like he's going to have to edit

this. Click click click click um click

the rotary wheel in the lower left

corner. I've clicked all that. Okay.

Okay. Now it's really low. Let me see.

Go ahead. Talk. One, two, three, four,

five. Talk like you're about to yell.

Hey. Hey. Yeah, that's good. That's

good. That's good. That's good. Okay.

Oh, I wish I had Look here. Look.

Listen. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Wings. What were you saying? I

said, "Of course she's got [ __ ]

trauma. She's dating Boogie." Like who?

Who? Something has to push her into the

arms of that. That's fresh. Patrick,

you're crossfaded trauma. I thought you

meant Oh god, I I have yet to give her

any fresh trauma. I'm working on it.

Give me time. Okay, we'll get the fresh

drama time of year two or three. No, you

definitely have. Remember when you

called me? You gave that girl some

trauma. She She was having a bad [ __ ]

day. She was not comfortable sleeping in

this house while Ryan was at large. And

I don't blame her. She was having a bad

[ __ ] day when I called you. Um, but

uh but what I was going to say was he

also claimed to have cured me of

fatness.

And you still hung around with this

dude.

Tada.

See, that's when you should have known

when he was full of [ __ ] Well, that was

that wasn't in the Lunar Sparks

interview, I guess. Okay, so here's the

problem, right? Okay, well that was a

but still. Right, obviously I I recorded

this interview. I don't know what the

[ __ ] the truth is, right? So after the

interview, I hit up Michael Clum and I

go, "Hey, I just interviewed The Shaman

and the Shaman told me your cameraman

uh went and like stole money out of his

bank account." And Michael Clum sends me

a message and he goes, "Yeah, that might

be true." Yeah, that might be true. If

you want to hear the story of the of the

then wait wait wait wait wait wait

before we get into that story then while

we're editing this. All right. Me and

Connor are editing this interview and

we're trying to make it as snappy. Yeah.

How do you cure someone of fatness? Did

you like put a vacuum up his ass and

suck the fat out and as entertaining as

possible? And Connor starts doing some

research and a lot of the [ __ ] that the

shaman is telling us can be backed up.

Like we're fine. Yeah.

So everything he said may have been the

truth. I mean no way. He can't be a top

50 Halo 2 player. Never seen a person

rage until Starcraft. That is [ __ ]

Well, I will tell you in the two days

that he was here, he played a lot of

Magic the Gathering on my arena account

and he's like, "This game's so easy. I

once got the platinum in a weekend. It's

the easiest thing." He spent two hours

two days playing for about four to six

hours a day and couldn't get out of the

gold league. So, it must not be as easy.

I know nothing about Magic the Gathering

he Let's get into this. What happened

with Michael Clum's cameraman? Okay, so

that man is by the name of uh let's call

him Mitch, which may or may not be his

real name. His name already got leaked

as Mike. Well, it's not Mike. Uh it's

definitely not Mike. Okay. But let's

call him Mitch. May or may not be his

name. Let's call him Mike the cameraman,

right? But Mitch uh worked for Michael

Clum for a period of time, his real

name. And uh he definitely has uh

borderline personality. And Larry, you

know what,

Larry? This is how you don't [ __ ] a

stranger in the This is why you

shouldn't [ __ ] a stranger in the ass.

Tacoma wept.

Thank you, sir. That now puts us at

Yeah. 79 72 specialist.

They don't know the history, my [ __ ]

We been in the world years ago,

man. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

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Yeah. 3:00 a.m. stream. Sure. Yeah.

Okay. Sure. Uh, so add another 50 in

there. 172. We're

close. We're close. No, do not ever say

we again.

No. your memberships. Stop it.

And he was when he was up, when he was

good, he did a really good job for Mike.

Helped build his business to some

degree. But the problem was he was never

very stable. So him and Mike parted ways

and uh he just he saw an opportunity to

put a little money in in Mitch's pocket.

Gabe, I'm going to give you one better.

I have to do because I enjoy it.

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I'm a size

queen. I like big dicks. I like big

dicks. I like big dicks.

I'm a size queen. I'm a size queen. Yes.

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Yeah.

I like big dicks. I like big dicks. I

like big dicks. I'm a size queen.

Philip Bernell is a

man. When you f This is what happens

when you [ __ ] a stranger in the ass.

When you find a stranger in the Alps.

Did they really change it to that?

That's so bad. That is so [ __ ]

bad. So, we got

another 12 in there. So, we are

184. I'm an

idiot. Yeah,

184. I'm a size queen. I like big dicks.

I'm a s I should just I probably would

make a a decent coin if I just turned

this into like an actual

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What's up, dude? Mama, how about you

kiss my [ __ ] ass and lick my balls?

DSP Foundation donated $28.

The [ __ ] you mean? Close. This stream is

going till late. It won't end early,

unlike Phil on May 1st. Believe that.

Listen, we hit the goal. I'm just

turning. Congratulations. We can

uh try to relax your anus. I thought I

have the relax your anus song on here.

Did I not put it back

on? Well,

[ __ ] Yeah. Yes. Give me your mailing

address. I want to mail you a spoon so

you can eat [ __ ] out of my [ __ ] ass.

Well, you know what, dude? I made it

reasonable, too. 12:30. I could get more

after I'm done streaming here. Or unless

you guys want to see it. I don't think

you do. Elden Ring. I could get it done.

It's not

insane. God, I was up so late last night

recording

footage.

Man, big games require a lot of footage

and a lot of 4K footage takes up a lot

of space, even if it's compressed. Why?

Who do any of you care? No, you don't.

Let's go. Pocket because Mitch was

homeless at the time. I've done it.

Timbo slice. I've done it. I don't want

to bring any my like real cameramen.

They've got to run the business. The

pointier the better. Cover me with your

man milk. It's just my man milk. It's my

man

milk. I can't stop it, Tim. Stop

it. It's got breast milk sprayed

everywhere. Oh my

god. Oh, Agent Cooper, you're one of

those [ __ ] guys who thinks

that because of my take that I'm pro

piracy,

which yeah, I kind of am in a way

now. And if you don't like that, uh,

blame how the industry is treating

games.

Look, this will probably annoy you. I

got a flash cart full of a bunch of Sega

Genesis games

here. You see that, Larry? You see that?

This is what happens when you [ __ ] a

stranger in the

ass. You're a 238, by the way. Yes, we

have blown past the

goal, dude. I'm just [ __ ] with you.

I'm not that emotional. I'm using the

big Labowski. I assure Look, we could

agree to

disagree. I used to be in your

camp until corporations started [ __ ]

me in the

ass. Uh, wow. I have to apologize.

Didn't know you felt

Jay. What happened?

I never said that.

You like to come to me to Boogiey's

house? And he's like,

absolutely. So he brings him here and

the very first rule they Yeah, that was

a strange have is you cannot try to

befriend Boogie. You cannot try to ask

him for favors. You can't try to work

with him because that Well, I Well,

let's talk about some other bangers. I

got rid of Jay for weed money.

Um, people are saying that I treated Jay

absolutely terrible the entire almost

six years he was with me. Uh, and the

conspiracy behind that is he couldn't

find another job. Yes, cuz no one needs

editor. It's not like there's countless

YouTubers that are desperately looking

for editors all the

time. Yeah, Jay's locked in my basement.

He's dead.

I killed him.

That's why he lost his job at the other

business. Every time that happened,

dude. There's a lot of people told a lot

of different like literally someone said

multi No, not multiple times. That's a

lie. Um that I h I fired Jay so I would

have more weed money. I [ __ ] you not.

which is funny because

if I have been spending money for things

with my job behind the scenes. So yeah,

that's uh you know it's just going to

all that

weed. Yeah, I built a sex dungeon. Yes,

that I got fired Jay and I masturbating

in my own sex dungeon. Getting kinky

with those flashlights, son.

have a a politician, celebrity, didn't

matter what it was, he would try to

befriend him, do business with him, and

he would always make the company look

like [ __ ] because Mitch, there's been

some other insane conspiracies out

there. It's just

bonkers. It's like, man, people love a

good [ __ ] show, huh? Was unwell. So,

sure enough, the very second day, Mitch

is like, "Dude, I like editing. I'm not

going into the whole spiel. I like

editing. I enjoy it. I'm really looking

forward to editing the video. I have the

fi Friday as an old man retrospective

and how I saw the industry pretty much

grow with me and how it's in an odd way

kind of it has plans but it doesn't know

if they're going to work out like

uh like me.

Um so I love it dude. It's fun.

I think a [ __ ] like with my beats like

if there's a drop it's kind of the same

thing with the the videos and it's not

Jay was a great editor but I can't think

of that stuff like I can't send my

psychic energy to the other editor

whoever it would be that I would

hire well Sean people come up with like

look at the podcast with uh I might and

what they didn't have any kind of issues

and still people put together. It's just

human nature. It's what human nature

does. You

know, Jay and I could have had a makeout

session and they would have been like, I

bet you Rich was snorting coke off of

his [ __ ] and Jay thought it was weird.

That's why he left.

Yeah. And here's a wild thing. You could

just watch both of

us. There's plenty of room to go

around. Canada

wept. I'm so glad I found this. One of

you guys showed me this, by the way.

Tacoma wept.

Yeah, I'm plenty of large, man.

I need help. I'm homeless. I I know you

need help. Let me help you. Give me a

place to stay. And of course, once

again, stupid Boogie does. What the

[ __ ] Wait, wait, wait. Hold the [ __ ]

what? Okay, but Boogie, here's what I

don't understand. And I think Keem is

about I didn't watch this yet, but I

think Keem is about to say, "You're not

dumb. You were not. You are an

intelligent human

being. We all make dumb mistakes." But

it's like, "Hey, here's this guy. He

wants to give me shrooms. He could have

come on these shrooms and then put

cyanide on them. I'm just going to take

them and dance in the woods shirtless

with him."

Like how do you how you are such an

wellspoken, eloquent person who I

genuinely do think is a good dude. I

do. How do you do [ __ ] like

this? That sounds like a good Saturday

night.

I have to say Quantum has gotten better

with editing. He I'm not thinking about

hiring him. Let's just make that

abundantly clear as [ __ ] Crystal.

Crystal [ __ ] clear. Whatever.

Crystal's in my ass.

Um Izzy, thank you. I forget to thank

people. I'm a dick. I'm sorry. We

[ __ ] blasted past the goal. So, I'm

here until 12:30 and that's fine. I

haven't streamed in a while and it's not

that late. I have to piss, though. It's

what happens. I had

a protein bar for dinner because that's

another thing I want to get back on

track with. And the less that's in your

stomach when you drink it just turns

into

urine. Thank you, Dr.

Stupid. I don't want to put it in a

bottle and breastfeed it to you. I know

I have a lot of mods here, but

Bluntmore, you were a mod for like 30.

You were a mod since like

1962. Oh, I love pissing on game devs

all over them. Just

urinating. That's why Mark Cerny has a

bull cut so he could defend his head

against my urine. What the

[ __ ] that was? I don't mean to laugh at

my own jokes. That's so corny and

terrible. But that's horrifying. That is

disgusting. That's why I'm laughing at

it. I was just, you know, we were re we

redesigning the PlayStation 5 Pro and

Just Rich just walked in and urinated on

my hair. Luckily, it's a bowl, so I was

protected. Man, I'm thinking of some

weird [ __ ] Maybe I should hit up some

more weed.

this [ __ ] shaman comes to you, I'm

going to heal you, cure your fatness.

No, this is this is complete. And all

kidding, my jokes about Mark Cerny

aside, like he seems like one of him. I

think him and Phil Spencer seem like

perfectly nice dudes. Like, I don't

sense I mean, everyone has [ __ ] that

goes on in their lives, but you know,

like when some people you could tell

it's like there's something

off. Maybe some people think that about

me.

Um, yeah, there's nothing off about

them. No, no, no. Listen, listen. I

know. I know. But within the same

[ __ ] time frame now, a second person

piss up Mark. I think I would probably

get arrested and beaten into a coma by

the cops. Not that he's like super

famous or anything. Could you imagine?

like he's at the Game Awards and for

some reason, which I would never be

there, I think I I I I think Jeff Key

would drink bleach before he invited me

there.

Um, and he just find you find out I'm a

guest there. You find out uh uh Jeff

Rich peed on Mark Cernney's

head. What do we I would be gone. Didn't

they arrest the guy who was the rabbi

Bill Clinton dude when Elden Ring won

game of the year?

[ __ ] homeless comes to you and you

let him live in your [ __ ] home. I was

[ __ ] homeless once. Somebody gave me

their [ __ ] room to sleep in. So, I

did the same [ __ ] thing. And yes.

Yes. Or do you want to know if I'm

[ __ ] gullible? Yes. Do you want to

know if I'm [ __ ] stupid? Yes. Do you

But Boogie like with me and that's why I

am doing things to prove myself when you

continually do the same thing even if

you're aware of it and you don't fix it

which I am guilty as charged

too. People are like

stop. Here he goes. Yeah. This is the

perfect time for me to urinate.

Uh yeah. Uh, let me go pee. I

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dicks. Yeah.

Breasts. Rest

up.

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Steven Crowder shooting ropes.

Yeah.

up.

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Yeah.

Breasts.

[Music]

Yeah.

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It's

the coma weapon. Weapon.

I like big dicks.

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Dicks.

Yeah.

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Dicks. Yeah.

Breasts. Breasts up.

[Music]

Yeah.

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Ups up.

Yeah.

Steven

Crowder. Yeah.

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Yeah.

Breasts. Breasts.

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Yeah,

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the coma weapon weapon.

Yeah, I like big dicks.

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Yeah. Up.

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Rest.

Yeah.

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louder. Yeah.

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up. Yeah.

Breasts.

Dicks up.

Yeah.

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Tacoma weapon. Weapon.

I like big dicks.

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Dicks.

Yeah.

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Yeah.

Breasts. Breasts.

Dicks. Dicks.

Yeah.

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Yeah. Apologies.

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I'll keep the shirt on for an extra 10

minutes after. God, I sound like a

stripper, but

uh had to run and get someone from run

up and down three flights of stairs a

couple times. That's all right,

though. So s Yes. Uh Susha has broke the

official news. Quantum TV is now the

Review Tech USA

editor. Tacoma wept.

I'm not going to put it in a bottle and

breastfeed it to you. Oh my

god. Piss on Yeah, I will piss on him.

Do you want to know if I'm easily taken

advantage of? Yes. Have Have women taken

advantage of me? Have people taken

advantage of me? Have [ __ ] people

like Mitch and [ __ ] Ryan taking

advantage of me? Yes.

Yeah, but dude,

it's the problem is is that a simple

Google search and you would have found

uh all this [ __ ] out in seconds, bro.

[ __ ] listen to me. All right,

dude. I'm sorry. This podcast is

actually very entertaining. I like it. I

mean, there's some dud episodes, but I'm

sure I have dud streams, too. You know

what I

mean? Let me I ain't buying any kind of

[ __ ] outfit until I have the

Spongebob Xbox. That's for [ __ ]

Sure. Yeah. Like

Boogie, a simple simple Google search

took seconds. You know how this [ __ ]

works. You're not

that I don't know, man.

Maybe when you're desperate enough to

find happiness, you

just you take the copium. Okay. You are

the [ __ ] man of your household. You

got to protect your dogs. You got to

protect your [ __ ] girlfriend. You got

to protect everything in that home and

you're letting [ __ ] homeless mother.

There was no girlfriend at the time and

my room I had one roommate and that

roommate. There was no girlfriend at the

time. No, of course not. Uh, then why is

the girl in the documentary?

Because there's a six-month period. Can

you not tell time? Sixmon period. He's

lying. You're stuttering, dude. When we

started filming is you're you got to be

the man of the house and like protect

your house and protect your [ __ ]

people. Yes, but someone Why does Tommy

see like he's about to barf? He's like,

"What happened there? Or am I or am I

just really sto looking at it wrong?"

Hold on. to me. Have [ __ ] people like

Mitch and [ __ ] Ryan take advantage of

me. [ __ ] listen to me. All right, you

are the [ __ ] man of your household.

You got to protect your dogs. Keemstar

is right. He's not wrong with this. You

got to protect your [ __ ] girlfriend.

You got to protect your birds. Natsu,

you got to protect everything in that

home and you're let in [ __ ] Is he

vaping weed? Homeless [ __ ]

There was no girlfriend at the time in

my room. I had one roommate and that

roommate. There was no girlfriend at the

time. No, of course not. Uh, then why is

the girl in the documentary?

Because there's a six-month period. Do

you not tell time? There's a six-month

period from when we started filming when

we finished. That doesn't sound right,

Boogie. Is you're you got to be the man

of the house and like protect your house

and protect your [ __ ] people. Yes,

but someone when I was [ __ ] homeless

gave me a place to stay and I wanted to

return the favor and Mike said Mitch was

harmless so I let him stay. Simple.

Let's get back to the topic. Like,

dude, you keep throwing Mike under I'm

gonna ask Mike about that. You keep

throwing Mike under the bus. Like I

can't picture him just like doing all of

this insane

[ __ ] And even if Mike Okay, so let's

say Mike did, I would still be like,

"What is this? He's a shroom dealing

shaman. What's his

name?" Yeah, he's talking about Mike

Clum who doesn't do drugs.

How did he steal $600 and get a home

loan? So he Mitch lives here for like

five days and he's like, "I want to go

see that shaman. I want to go see that

shaman." Ryan gives him a metric [ __ ]

ton of mushrooms and unbeknownst to me,

he takes them here in my back bedroom.

So I wake up in the middle of the night

to my television being flung to the

ground. Cheers, Mitch. because you let a

random [ __ ] weirdo into your

home. Dude, I don't care who like I

don't care who recommends someone to

live here. Like, I want to know about

them

first. Stomping around my house with his

pants down around his ankles. Oh, that's

hot. Sucking on his thumb saying, "Time

and space. time and space clearly

drugged out of his mind. And I take care

of Mitch till the next day. And the next

day, obviously, I make Mitch leave. Um,

and where does he go? He goes to sleep

at Ryan's. So, he's at Ryan's place for

like two weeks. I don't know. And at the

end of that two weeks, he's like, "Hey,

man. Hold up. Doesn't Ryan sleep in a

tent, like a yurt?" No. Ryan's got a

place in Rogers. Rogers got a house. He

he he's about to be evicted on the 21st,

but up until the 21st, he had a place to

stay. And now that he's in jail, I

suspect he's going to lose it

regardless. But no, he lived in a

duplex. Yeah, he he he lived in a duplex

up in Rogers. I don't know where any of

this yurt [ __ ] comes from. But all of

the people that know him, Glenn, Rich,

all these people have confirmed there's

no [ __ ] yucking.

Yeah, I have no idea what the [ __ ]

you're talking about. Good interruption,

Keemstar. Like I Who's Yurt? Who? 1500

Indians. Flaming those cards. Flaming

star said Flaming Star said the

cameraman, Michael Clum's cameraman,

Mitch, who we're calling him. Yeah, he's

not talking about me. I What the [ __ ]

did I have to do with a shroom tripped

out fake shaman for some reason? Why

can't we say his real name? Makes no

sense. I said boogie. Like, dude, let's

just do shrooms together. Let's just two

be big fat bears in the wood. Get naked,

do shrooms and dance around a campfire.

His real name isn't Michael either, so

you call him Mike if you Well, he tried

to eat you. Did he try to eat you?

Well, what?

Yeah, when he was in his primal too.

That would be a sight to behold. They'd

be like, "Oh my god, there's not only is

there one, there's two Sasquatches.

They're real,

Dad." No, son. Uh, you should turn away.

Those are just two fat men that are

naked.

Oh man. state. He put his mouth on my

shoulder temporarily, but I didn't like

I thought I thought that was Mike Clum

that tried to eat him, not the

cameraman. Yeah. See, that's why I

wanted to call him Mitch because it's so

easy to this fake cameraman and Mike

Clum. So, I'm going to call him Mitch so

we know who we're talking about from the

interview. That's what I got from it.

That Mike Clum was the one trying to eat

him.

I'm so glad that Wings didn't leave

yet cuz he really like Well, it was

Mitch that that supposedly tried to eat

me, but no, he was just Yeah, I think

Tommy's stoned. Does he smoke weed?

I can't tell. It's in a primal state.

Put his mouth on my shoulder briefly. He

wasn't trying to consume me, eat me,

swallow me, or anything stupid like

that. He did jerk off a lot.

What? All he only does, Nick. All right.

Hey, cool, man. Hey, Rich decided to let

the local crackhead live in my home with

my family, but that's okay. Someone told

me he was harmless. Yeah, seriously,

man. Oh my

god, dude. This is like the the

interview part. It was just like him

just rambling about [ __ ] Who knew knew

it was true or not? Zero interest.

This he liked to jerk off a

lot. Was that your first red flag?

Oh god. Yeah. You know, I mean, this guy

was really cool, but every time like I

just walked past him, he was beating off

in my living room. But besides that, he

was a great guest, minus the fact that

he had no pants on and was sucking his

thumb and saying he was entering a

[ __ ] wormhole.

That is a thing that was happening. He

did have his pants around his ankle and

he was playing with his wiener

constantly.

Look at all their faces right now.

Oh my god, dude. I can't I can't

when he was in this supposed primal

state. Was he like just standing in the

I will admit busting a nut while you're

stoned is quite

nice. Just probably no one wanted to

know that, but I said it. And let's

continue. Beating his dick. Yes. Walking

all around the house with his dick and

go to ask him to leave at that point

like do this [ __ ] behind closed doors.

What's he gonna do? Walk up down the

street with his pants off like you got

to wait till the Oh, wait. Did I never

close the goal thing or is this still

annoying people? I'm sorry. Yeah. What

the [ __ ] dude? Sorry. Problem. Yeah.

Yeah. So, he he ends up going to stay

with Ryan. And I don't know what the

[ __ ] happened between him and Ryan. I've

never gotten the details, but apparently

he ripped off Ryan. And the last time I

saw Mitch, he on his way out of town, he

came by to see me. He wanted to

apologize. He had a gift for me. And

he's like, you know, Ryan and I really

had a bad falling out. I'm like, "Well,

tell me the details." He's like, "You

know, I'm not going to do that. Uh, but

what I will tell you is I think I got

pretty even and I think it's going to be

okay." And I'm like, "All right, man.

Well, goodbye forever. I don't plan to

ever. No, I don't need any more

gummies. No. Mini disc is banging. Oh,

that's another video that's coming

again. Everyone's like, "Oh, yeah.

Where's this video? Where's I'm like,

yeah, look. Oh, look. Here's this

review. It's Let me just pull all the

reviews right out of my ass right

now." But yeah, man. They're coming.

Um, shorts.

might look into someone for doing

shorts. The main editing I want to

handle in nobody else. Um, period. End

of discussion. But shorts, I may bring

someone on for shorts cuz just I'm one

person. AI shorts. Could is there any I

heard all the AI

shorts are [ __ ] though.

H I'll have AI do shorts then. I'll look

into it. I'll look into it before I say

that because hey Rich, where are the

shorts? Uh the AI [ __ ] just put up a

picture of a big erect dick so I

couldn't use it. Talk to you again and

we haven't. But uh so at some point Ryan

when he was here during those two days

he showed he didn't want to do

shorts. There's your answer to that for

everyone saying yeah he didn't want to

do shorts. Me a piece of paper that said

someone owed him $600. I couldn't really

read it because Yeah. Thank you

Bluntmore. You I think he actually said

it on a stream or something. He didn't

want to do shorts

again. I was out of my mind. You don't

care about shorts,

Obby. But do you know where a lot of the

subgrowth comes from? It ain't about the

money with shorts. You make a pittance

with shorts. It's it brings people in

and brings engagement

in. He wasn't interested in doing

shorts. That's all.

Uh and he's like, "You need to call this

Mitch person." And I attempted to call

him and I couldn't. But I believe you

let you let stop calling him Ryan. His

name's Flaming Star. Flaming Star. I'm

so sorry. Yeah. Well, no. Call him

Flaming Star cuz calling him What if you

don't wear shorts? Well, then your life

is [ __ ]

If you go into, which some people for

some reason do, if you go into shorts

thinking that the shorts are about

making ad

revenue. No, no, just no. It's about

engagement. Why do you think I'm doing

the short for? Because maybe I'll get a

different audience for the that little

minis forum PC, which I actually think

is one of the few small PCs that's

actually cool.

And a lot of times for other YouTubers

too, it works. Like even if a video does

me, you do a short brings in a different

audience. What lies are you talking

about, dude? What What have I [ __ ]

lied

about again? You want to pay someone for

work that isn't there? Go right

ahead. Have a great day. Back on it,

[ __ ] Yes, sir. You let I think

actually his name right now is inmate

1113757.

You let a homeless man come and stay in

your home. Who was I threw him out? I

threw him out after that. Obviously,

once his dick once I saw his dick, you

can't stay here anymore, dude.

Why did it take you having to see his

dick?

The [ __ ] is your life, bro? I'm like,

well, it's supposed to heal his anxiety.

I mean, I wonder if he wrote Yes. Yeah.

Seeing uh what's Flaming Star's dick. He

It healed my anxiety as well. his dick

on your seat machine while you want.

I'm over here thinking that Desi's out

here cleaning your [ __ ] house. She's

probably like wiping her hand all over

his his jism. And yeah, if people are

going to come here to poke a hornets's

nest. That's a Yeah, that's another one

that I heard.

So, so now as I've got to know Mike and

Mike will not [ __ ] talk this Mitch

person. I will however, okay? And I will

tell you that Mike has told me stories

of legend of the once and fabled Mitch.

And in fact, in that area, certainly

amongst his group of friends, everyone

has a Mitch story. And so every time I

go to work with Mike, he asks somebody's

like, "Tell me your Mitch story. Tell me

your" And we we sat down and we Is Mitch

Flaming Star, they keep changing names.

We tell insane stories of this person

who's always been very Yeah, dude. If

you're going to come here and

just poke a hornets's nest, I'm just

going to mentally ill. Now, the last I

heard about him, he is running for mayor

of Cleveland. His plan was. Yeah, I'm

getting confused. So, wait. Is Flaming

Star running for mayor of

Cleveland? Tommy is checked out like

[ __ ] blabs from

sidescrollers. Yeah, guys, what's done

done. Wings

is I don't know.

I would say he's thinking about breast,

but he says he's never horny anymore.

And I don't Keemstar always has an

interesting face when you pause. He

bought a shitty house in Cleveland and

then he started a lawn business and he

was No, Tommy doesn't smoke apparently.

He just uh he vapes uh nicotine. He's

going house to house and doing

everybody's

lawn for free. and asking for their

votes. No, he doesn't. That was going to

get him mayoral space in Cleveland. The

guy that jerked off in your home is

running for the mayor of Cleveland. Yes.

Oh, maybe

just You could tell me I'm regarded for

not keeping up with this is all you all

you want. So, we got the guy who jerked

off of Boogie's house is running for the

mayor of Cleveland. The shaman

flaming brown

star [ __ ] wrecked his house. Was he

the one who jerked off in his

house? This

be Congress. He has. Last I heard, he

hadn't decided. It might be Congress. It

might be mayor. He mows a mean lawn

team. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. What are the

exit polls looking like on this?

[Laughter]

Yeah.

And I mean, you can say what you want to

about Ryan. Why are you protecting his

name? Who? The cameraman. Yeah. I don't

want to get sued. And he's very ligious.

He's very ligious person. So, I just

don't want to get sued, dog. He sounds

like a crackhead, honestly.

So, this is Mike Clum's cameraman.

What the [ __ ] is

Mike? I have to ask him about that if I

ever meet him. Sounds like Ryan went

there and did a [ __ ] crack binge.

That's what it sounds like. Yeah, he is.

But the last person Oh, yeah. My

cameraman's great. Uh, don't mind that

though. He He's a compulsive masturbator

and he's running for mayor.

Well, okay then.

[Applause]

And I pissed off threw a [ __ ] rock

through my window in the hopes that I

was sitting on the other side of it and

attempt to kill me. So, it wasn't a rock

water meter [ __ ] a water meter. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That thing's heavy, too. We

picked it up. The [ __ ] was heavy. Yeah,

I know. It's out next stream. Yeah, I

think I'll do that. I the part of the

So people are like, "No, I'm not

watching you play Elden Ring again." I'm

like, "All right, I get it. It's a It's

a task for my own time. Not that playing

it is a task, but I'm capturing

footage."

Ah,

listen. You better [ __ ] on me right

now. Look, listen.

Um, [ __ ] play Hell Divers 2 right

now. Um, I've never played the game

before. I want to get used to it before.

Okay. I I'm serious. You're You're

watching Boogie right now. Yes. And I'm

This is quite entertaining. I am

entertained by a cameraman.

You're You're entertained by it. But

here's the thing, and I'm going to be

100% honest here. Why would Mike Clum

give a [ __ ] pedophile a [ __ ]

platform? Like, I get it. It It'll get

him views, even if it is a bunch of hate

views, but let's let's think about

it. Why did you And all 12 of the other

people, uh, did you see my video? I I've

to be completely honest with you, I

haven't even had much time to watch

YouTube. Well, most people didn't watch

that video, so it's

okay. Let him be working all day today.

So,

like, it's okay. My point being, I said

this in the video, okay, they're giving

him a platform. If you want to go into

the semantics with that, and this isn't

me like going at you, they gave R. Kelly

a platform. I was in a helicopter. And

here's the thing, but pause, pause,

pause. Let me finish. I'm not saying

that Boogie is a journalist,

but EDP is a narcissist who doesn't know

when to shut his mouth. Oh, yeah. And

you and there may be evidence that he

puts out there that buries himself.

and and and you know, I agree with that,

but I also understand that I think

public humiliation and just knowing that

he's just desperate,

but it's not stopping him because he

gets caught again.

So, he's better off in jail. And if

there is a chance that it can improve

the probability because of him not

shutting his mouth because he can't shut

his mouth, then let him do it. And

here's the thing, like I said, we he's

as of now, he is a free man. I think

he's a disgusting piece of [ __ ] Well,

he shouldn't be a free man. I

mean, to be completely honest with you,

if things were handled differently, he

probably would have been behind bars. I

agree. Yeah, they were jackasses. I

agree. But it wasn't handled

differently. And I'm going to be honest

with you, I think what's his name? Alex

Rosen. He has actually become better at

what he

does. Um, Predator Poachers, he's

actually gotten better. He's actually

Yeah, cuz he

actually he realiz he he he doesn't

really give but he's proven himself to

not really give a [ __ ] He He just He's

like, "Hey, I can make money if I

actually don't act like a [ __ ] [ __ ]

more as much." I That guy That guy is

not a good dude. But whatever, it

doesn't matter. He's still caught EDP.

Ah, just came to get a cupcake.

So, my thing is this. I get why people

don't want to give him a platform. I

understand it. And he is a piece of dog

[ __ ] But if it can make him dig his own

metaphorical

grave, I'm fine with that. Let him talk.

Let them sit there and have

cheeseburgers and let him eat his way

into prison.

Maybe.

Well, he he's like a

cockroach at this point because I think

Okay, so Skeer got them, Alex got him.

Yeah, but how are they? But the thing is

these [ __ ] are showing up in

cupcake outfits looking like they have

erections. What cop is going to take

that seriously? I mean, not that sitting

there having 60 cheeseburgers with

boogie is going to babe, but again, it's

more so about they like you can say that

that that muddies it, but like dude, the

guy showed up to [ __ ] have sex with a

kid. Like,

multiple times he thought he sent an

underage girl a log of his [ __ ] Like,

there's like evidence. Like it it's nuts

that the [ __ ] court systems won't

take that evidence and throw them in

prison. It's stupid. Like, okay.

Like, it's insane the type of [ __ ] that

they will not take as evidence. Well,

well, that's Well, the thing is though

is that if say by chance that you were

on trial and you were truly innocent,

okay, you want all of these protections

and measures in place, even if it does

end up protecting a shitty person,

because then a lot of more people who

are innocent would be behind bars and it

still

happens. It sucks. I know. I agree. He

should be thrown under the jail, but

he's not. And maybe this will be the

opportunity that he will get an even

deeper [ __ ] Yeah, but I I I doubt it.

The reason why I doubt it is because

Boogie, but listen, Google Fish, I love

you. Uh yeah, Boogie has breasts just

like I have. Well, well, well, Boogie

doesn't have the [ __ ] knowhow nor the

ability to pull that information out of

him. I doubt it. He has an incredible

I'm hanging up on you now. The reason

I'm hanging up on you because this is a

circular conversation. It is not that

I'm mad at you, Google Fish. I'm not in

the slightest. Um, I hear what you're

saying and I don't disagree with you.

Um, let's see what happens. I'm going to

watch.

I know some people may not may not be

happy about that. I'm going to watch. I

can understand why you don't want to

watch and I will I agree with

you. But this guy has been caught

multiple times and he's still chilling

eating

cheeseburgers. Maybe this could change

that. Probably not. But maybe it

can. Yeah. I don't want you to think I'm

mad, dude. I'm not mad. I get what

you're saying and I agree, but I also

could see how there could

be like I don't want him out. You don't

think he is gonna try? Of course he's

going to try

again. The best was when he finally

apologized after he tried to pretend it

was improv and he's like, I'll try to

never have this hap. As soon as you say

you're going to try I'm going to try not

to [ __ ] an underage girl. Well,

thanks. That makes me feel not better at

all. Yeah, he needs to be behind bars,

man. I'm not disagreeing with anybody on

that. Oh god,

dude. I love the whole album,

kid. Not right now. Not what I'm talking

about, Radio Head.

Um, Knives Out is an amazing song.

I mean, how about you kiss my [ __ ]

ass and lick my balls? Paranoid. You

could go into all that [ __ ] Air

underscore of porcelain throne donated

$10. I goofed. I had work class and then

lecture. No time to relieve my bad gas.

During thr lecture, I let one slide.

Quiet and perfect. The second, like a

drift in the rain, I lose control and my

ass explodes. The lecturer stopped

talking. It was so bad. I've had that

happen to

me. Yeah. And Yeah. I've had it happen

where you think

um like a

turd. Not a turd, but a fart's going to

silent and then it's like a slap or it's

like a loud

slap. And even

uh what was I gonna say? I just had a

brain fart right

there. Separate. So there's a quote.

Dude, I love a lot of Radio Head stuff.

A lot of like Tom York solo stuff,

too. I goofed. I had work. No time to

relieve.

So huge bit. I I remember this guy when

I was in college. This is still when MP3

CDs were a thing. I wish I still had

this [ __ ] CD. I made intro guy a copy

of it and drew an erect [ __ ] with a

marker on the

CD. True story. He can

verify.

Um, and he gave me like all this like

underground stuff from Radio Head. I

wish I still had I wish I ripped that

disc and saved it

somewhere. I love the Benz. Okay.

Computer. Even their first album, which

was more like standard rock. There's

some good joints off of

there. Rich, does any milk come out of

your uters? Yes, they do. You just have

to pull on them and you could get all

the man milk that you want.

Oh yeah, I would say okay.

Computer, hail to the Thief was okay.

Wasn't my

favorite. Uh, Sreasium, I believe,

is I have it on vinyl from Tom York.

That's how much I like that. There's a

song in there where it's just him

singing with like a piano and some other

accompaniment. It's beautiful. Okay, so

not a man. So, look,

uh, first let me just before we segue to

the Flaming Star and what happened and

everything, uh, let me just say that

Boogie, I've seen you, um, a million

times in your YouTube channel saying Tom

York shaming me and bullying me doesn't

help. It only makes it worse. I

disagree. You need way more bullying.

You need way more people picking on you.

If bullying worked, I'd weigh half an

ounce, [ __ ] But you need more

bullying. The problem is is like you

have if bullying worked I'd be a [ __ ]

rich millionaire skinny [ __ ] god by

now. You need way more [ __ ] on

the planet. One in the are one in the l

it depends on the person dude and l

take. Sorry chat if you think he needs

more bullying because honestly if

everybody everybody nobody supported you

and everyone was like you f

I could have put my shirt on like I gave

the because I went and did my little

adventure real

quick. Well, not real quick. That's the

point. Yeah. And he would

not Boogie would not

handle that's not his personality. Keem,

you're kind of regarded for this one. I

guess I'll have to use that word now. Do

I put on backwards?

No. Shadow dancers saying

birds. Stop letting homeless people come

into your [ __ ] house. Stop. Like, if

people actually bullied the [ __ ] out of

you, I think you changed for the better.

Look, I've helped a lot of people over

the years and but and this is two

examples of it with Mitch and Ryan. And

yes, sometimes you get burnt when you

choose to help people, but I've helped a

ton of people. One of the people I

helped is in the other [ __ ] room

right now. He's my lifelong friend of 30

years. If I wasn't willing to help

people, I wouldn't have met my lifelong

friend of 30 [ __ ] years. Okay? That's

the price you pay. Ryan is the price you

pay to be a good [ __ ] person. And I

like being a good [ __ ] person. I'm

sorry if I sound like Jordan Peterson,

but like you need to clean your room.

Like you need to clean it. Like you need

to like make your bed and [ __ ] Like you

need some structure in your [ __ ]

life. You're so structure in my [ __ ]

life. No, you don't. No, not you don't

have any [ __ ] structure. You need to

just do I play Pokemon Go every night

for an hour and a half with my

girlfriend. My structure. You need my

structure. You need to be stopped. You

need to stop being such a pathetic lazy

[ __ ] right? And you need to have some

because if you That was another reason.

Uh I mean getting up earlier to work on

projects too.

It feels good to have that structure. I

will say that as

well. It's It's more rewarding working

on [ __ ] hands-on. You were actually like

cleaning your house and like moving

around and like had some a little bit of

selfrespect about you and your property.

You wouldn't let homeless [ __ ]

come in. You don't respect your home.

No. Even if this house was

Now he's kind Now I'm going to agree

with Keemstar. I'm still And listen to

me. You listen to me. You listen. I want

you to listen to me. I'm going to do it

again. I'm going to help more [ __ ]

people and you're not going to talk me

out of it.

But Boogie, there's a difference between

like, okay, if someone's down on their

luck and [ __ ] is happening, that's

different. But that just allowing random

crackheads into your home that are

walking around and beating off in your

living room is not kindness. That's just

you being a dumbass.

No, that's to help people when they

[ __ ] need it. Who needs to tread

lightly? I'm going to keep [ __ ] doing

it. That's cope. That's I'm going to

keep [ __ ] helping people because it

makes helping people is to cover the

fact that you're a [ __ ] loser. It's

just I'm doing good. I'm doing good so

you can make yourself feel good. How

much actually help

somebody? And no, I saw someone saying

there's more pillows and things coming

to this back the backing wall. I have

to actually someone just messaged me

that they didn't have any, but they're

going to be helping me with it. I'm

going to have someone else come in and

uh they designed the original set, but

until then, it's Nicholas [ __ ] cage.

I'll probably end up keeping it even

after him. I'll keep after the set's

redesigned just because it's weird.

taking care of your

shak by having selfrespect.

Yo, that might actually be even more.

And it would actually act as kind of

like a sound dance. So, I'll put the

pillows up and maybe I'll get like Dr.

Phil for this

side. Oh, shit's going to get weird,

dude. And like doing good [ __ ] Yeah,

like here I now I agree with Keem again.

Like Boogie, don't bully Boogie.

Bullying Boogie is not going to make him

lose weight. I think

uh the evidence is right there. Uh I'm

not being a dick. I'm just saying. You

know what I

mean? Um

I'm never going to have self-respect, so

I may as well help others. Dude, Boogie,

why are you see like the dude slammed

your [ __ ] TV? He'd be out.

Yeah, he'd be that TV would be worn as a

hat on his [ __ ] head if he did that

in my house. Like,

well, one, he wouldn't be in my house to

begin. But if he started breaking [ __ ]

there would be problems right then in my

house. He was. But you didn't you didn't

you didn't kick him out then. You could

have he busted a nut on your [ __ ]

count kitchen counter. I'm not going to

throw somebody out. Wait,

what? What?

Drugged out of their [ __ ] mind out of

the front of my [ __ ] house. It's not

something that I'm ever going to do to

anybody. No selfrespect. You got no

selfrespect cuz you're not doing

anything to be proud of yourself. What?

[ __ ] you. Okay, listen. What good does

it do to make two wrongs don't make a

[ __ ] right. All right. He knocked

over my TV. Okay. Who gives a [ __ ] It's

a You talk about how you're not in a

financial boogie. Boogie. You are the

I'm starting to almost feel like this is

staged. No, it's boogie. It's not.

I I could say this without violating to

us. If someone came into my house and I

don't like if they knocked something off

of they knocked a picture off my wall on

purpose, I would make them swallow it or

at least even if they kicked my ass, I

would fight them to try to do so.

Yeah, exactly. Jedi 100%.

TV, I can replace it. Okay, but like

what what how much damage can you do to

somebody when you send him in a drugged

out [ __ ] stouper in February [ __ ]

weather in the middle of [ __ ]

Arkansas naked?

I would still I would call the cops and

still drop kick him out of my [ __ ]

house. Well, not dropkick, but I would

probably kick him in the [ __ ] balls

and get him out of my house. What are

you What are you talking about? I waited

till 8:00 a.m. and I kicked him out at 8

a.m. when he was sober. You could wait

till you you could you could wait long

enough to get dressed. He ain't getting

that would be criminal. That's criminal

negligence. I would [ __ ] I would be

on the hook.

No, he's in your house. You call the

cops. Get him the [ __ ] first. No, I

would get him the [ __ ] out first so he

didn't damage more [ __ ] You call the

cops. Say this [ __ ] stone naked man

was breaking [ __ ]

Yeah. around when you taken your house.

I think they would have had some mercy.

That's criminal. If you called the cops

of him slamming your TV, the cops would

have took him out of that [ __ ] house.

Now there you go. I might have should

have called the cops. It didn't occur to

me. That's actually fair. I should have

I should have [ __ ] Didn't occur to

me. Didn't occur to you to call There is

a guy drugged out of his mind breaking

[ __ ] in your house and it didn't occur

to you to call the cops.

You know what I did? You know, I'm just

thinking about this. Like I have a guest

coming over tomorrow, right? So I went

and power washed the garage and power

washed the thing right before the show,

right? And like after I got done

cleaning up and and power washing the

deck and all that to make sure my house

looks good, I [ __ ] I was like, "Yeah,

I'm the man. I [ __ ] did that." Made

me feel good. You make yourself feeling

good. Yeah, I'm I got a guest coming

too. And yeah, I'm going to clean first

before they come. That would not make

good at all. Yes, Nacho. I will do the

planet. I wouldn't give a [ __ ] Do you

make yourself feel good by like I'm

helping people and letting homeless

people [ __ ] jack off in your living?

Apparently. And apparently the way you

was like I powerwash floor.

You don't take care of your castle. You

don't take care of yourself. You don't

take care of yourself. I'm not saving

lives. You don't take care of yourself.

You don't take anything. I'm changing

lives. I'm helping people.

You didn't help him. What?

The guy's still out of his [ __ ] mind.

And isn't he in jail now? I mean, I

guess that kind of helped him. Oh, but

me power me. But you're just

manipulating. No, it's not a guest where

I'm getting laid, unfortunately. But it

is a guest that's coming. So, I have to

uh I'm going to clean I'm going to clean

my uh living room, bedroom, yourself

into I'm a good guy and I'm doing good

things. No, I'm not a good guy, but I

occasionally do a good thing. I

occasionally help a person. It's

pathetic.

Oh yeah, it's real [ __ ] I got a real

I got a real question for you, buddy.

Like do you not want to like do like the

house stuff because of like pain in your

body or maybe your size and like know

you associate moving with pain? Yeah.

Like I'm an incredible amount of pain

even just sitting here right now. I

don't want to show a painkiller.

Keemstar Keemstar is not asking you to

like go fix the hole in your roof where

you fell through. He's asking you to

like make your bed. Keem's rocking back

and forth in that chair. You hear it?

Sounds like he's in a [ __ ] old

rocking chair when you get up or

something like that. something to make

you feel proud. Shake is done. There's

plenty of things I do. Boogie change. I

can't believe Jake came on his kitchen

counter floor. Doesn't matter.

You Why are you coming in my house? Not

that like not coming in, but beating

your dick and coming every day like

that. Of course, there's plenty of

things I do like that every day. No. No,

you don't. No. No. No. Me. No power

wash. Me no power wash. I I know it

seems silly, but I'm trying to give you

an example of for you to have

selfrespect uh for yourself and your

home to not let your point is good, but

your examples are [ __ ] stupid. One of

the ways that I have stupid Chad agrees

agree one of the ways that I find

selfrespect is in helping others because

I was once in tremendous need and it

fills me good. All right, if someone's

asking, I wonder what DSP is up to. He's

begging.

dude, he's like back on to full on

begging

now. Listen, don't come on Boogiey's

floor. He may lick it up and be good. I

lick the [ __ ] off the floor cuz I'm a

good person.

It made me feel good that somebody

helped me and I know I can return that

[ __ ] favor, so I do it. I was once

homeless. I'll give a person a place to

stay. I once didn't have food, which is

fine, dude. Give them a like I could

being kind-hearted is if someone's down

on their luck, but look into them. Make

sure you trust them. So, I had to steal

[ __ ] food and I stole more than I

needed and so I'll feed a [ __ ]

and that's my version of powerashing.

And if that's a problem for you, get the

[ __ ] over. think you're not equipped to

help people. No, anybody can do it.

Anybody can any person. No, that's not

true.

I agree that I don't think you are

mentally equipped to help people because

if you look

like I mean I'm sure obviously it's a

deeprooted psychological thing with him

where he maybe he feels like this fills

a void with him but some people are

beyond the help that the average person

can give him unless they're in the

mental health field

can do it that's any person can be kind

to another person the means that's not

helping be kind and helping somebody is

completely different things. I think

helping somebody is kind and I think

kindness is Well, you're taking it away.

I I asked you if you are you are

equipped are you emotionally and

equipped to help people? Yes. No, you're

not. You're absolutely not, dude. No

way. Even Even with this Ryan [ __ ] I'm

still pretty okay because sometimes

somebody when some people bite the hand

that feeds them. That happens. Boogie,

if you busted your ass and cleaned your

living room, just your living room,

right, for uh Michael Clum and his

cameraman to come over, not ask your

roommate to do it, not ask your

girlfriend. If you cleaned your living

room up spotless for these guests before

they come over, you were not going to

let the homeless man live with you. Give

a [ __ ] then I wouldn't give a [ __ ] You

would not let the homeless man live with

you. Nah, Keem. Keem's spitting facts

here. Sorry. Sorry,

Boogie. He's right. I know because dude,

I've been there. I'm not even trying to

sit on a soap box with

you. Sip sit on a soap box and lecture

you. I mean to

say when you give a [ __ ] it changes

you. When you don't give a [ __ ] it

changes you for the worse. I've been

both. Trust me, I know firsthand. I

don't value the things you value. You

look like a homeless man live with you

cuz you don't [ __ ] care. How much do

you value this card for? How much Hey,

how much do you value this card for? I

value crazy people not being in my

apartment. Okay.

That was a quick oneliner for Tommy, but

it was good.

Zero. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you don't value

the same thing I do. I like this card.

It's a cool car. It's a sliver. Slivers

are cool. We value things differently.

Did you fix the window? We're working on

it. We got insurance on it. We're

working on it. Yeah, we are working on

it. Insurance. Me and the insurance

company. We are working on it. It's a

It's a [ __ ] pain of glass. Go down to

Home Depot, get the pane of glass, knock

the [ __ ] thing out, put the wood

around it, the little glue, whatever,

and put it back in. Yeah. Can It's It's

not always that simple, Keem. depends on

the [ __ ] window. Now you're I'm going

to swing the pendulum the other way.

Now, not a pain of glass. It is a fairly

uh [ __ ] complicated security window.

We took a look at it. We decided whether

or not it would be cheaper to buy one at

Home Depot or just go and pay the

deductible. So, we're going to pay the

deductible because we estimate made it

about $800. I I'd admit I'd actually go

through the insurance, too, because

that's a double painted window because

it's got two separate sections in it.

It'd be cheaper to replace the whole

window casing. Yeah. You go through the

insurance and then they raise your

insurance rates. So yeah. Well, if I had

$800 to [ __ ] spend right now, I would

be glad to do that, but I probably

don't. So go put some plastic on it.

Well, there are We already did that. I

did that day one. All right. Okay. So,

let's get into it. Um, look, what

Flaming uh Stars story is he was at a

restaurant with Glenn apparently, right?

Yeah. And what uh for some reason he's

recording in the restaurant and then he

goes up to the waitress and tells her

she needs to stop drinking or something.

And during this uh isn't there like

isn't there more drama to someone just

sent me with

uh now they're saying that the people

that made Yuzu were shady and tracking

people. It's like really there's [ __ ]

drama over an emulator now.

Whatever. Glenn runs up to his truck and

takes the the Magikards back. What

really what is April 8th? What happened?

Happened. So, what really happened? Lynn

came here on the third day after uh we

decided that we had a t Yeah, I think

Boogie has like this thing like he likes

being in destructive relationships

whether it be with women or with just

people because

I don't. He's just [ __ ] up. That's my

medical diagnosis. Terminate everything

because again, Ryan hurt my dog. And I

know he laughs it off. I know. His name

is Flaming Star. Stop calling him Ryan,

please. All right. Well, Star Well, Star

War Star-Lord. Call him Dogs. Well, call

him Flaming Star because you're

confusing the audience. Yeah. FL Flaming

Star grabbed in the first day that Ryan

Flaming Star was here. He did this thing

that I'd seen him do with his own dog,

which is pick his dog up and stare in

its face, right? And he had done that

with his dog in my presence. You know

what? I have an opinion. It's your dog.

I'm not I can't intervene. Right? So,

whatever. On the first day was Harry

decided to do that to Leo because Leo

was trying to [ __ ] his dog and he picked

Leo up by the scruff of his neck and

stared at him and then put him in the

play pen. And you know what? I let it

slide because in all fairness, Leo was

trying to [ __ ] his female

dog. Dude, but it's your dog and he

touched like, "Oh, you are such a [ __ ]

You're being like a [ __ ] even with this

dude. You touch my kids or my animals or

property, we're going to have [ __ ]

problems.

So, okay, that's fine. I'm gonna let it

slide. But on this third day, he grabs

Sammy up by the neck, and Sammy's got

arthritis in his back and his legs, and

he's in a lot of pain, and he takes pain

pills every day now. And Sam, you touch

my dog, I would have beaten the [ __ ]

[ __ ] out of

you. Don't touch my kids. Don't touch

any Don't touch my

animals. Don't touch anything in my

house. There will be consequences if you

do.

Amy let out a yelp. Leo didn't yelp.

Sammy did. I lost my [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm

like, "You [ __ ] keep your

[ __ ] hands off my loved ones. I can't

[ __ ] believe you did this." You high

on drugs at this point? No, of course

not. Um, the dude had been in the house

for less than five minutes. This is day

three. And he was also asked not to come

that day. At the end of the second day,

I was so sick of his [ __ ] I'm like,

"Please don't come back tomorrow." And

he showed up anyway. And that's where

I've been like, "Get the [ __ ] out."

So, as I'm telling him, I'm like, "Look,

we're done. I don't want to [ __ ] do

this anymore." No, you could touch the

birds whenever you want. [ __ ] the birds.

Don't actually [ __ ] the birds. But, you

know, or you're not trustworthy. You're

a [ __ ] snake oil salesman. I can't

believe you touched my [ __ ] dog. All

this other [ __ ] He's like, "Well,

then you have forfeited your Magic the

Gathering cards."

And I'm like, "The [ __ ] I have, son."

So, I grabbed my phone and I dialed

Glenn Whipman. And Glenn has known Ryan

for a long time and has seen him have

bad episodes like this. And Glenn packs

up his [ __ ] and drives over. That's a

question that's completely like what why

why did Glenn want that [ __ ] [ __ ]

company King of Blades Alpha? Like what

what what benefited him for that? Well,

Keemstar is going to [ __ ] hate this.

But Glenn is also somebody who likes to

help people. I'm

Oh [ __ ] That that seems like [ __ ]

charity cuz like

Yeah, but dude, if if you're just, you

know, throwing [ __ ] down an empty

well I don't know if that makes sense,

but this guy obviously is beyond the

help that you [ __ ] experts here can

give him. Why are you wasting your

[ __ ] time? It's not that you're being

a bad person for not letting

him beat off in your living room and

break your TV and hurt your dog. She I

like why is this even being debated?

Like a [ __ ] washed up Starcraft

Starcraft clan ain't worth [ __ ] I mean

Glenn was going to start an esports team

and already had one going, but he bought

Ryan's worthless brand at that point. I

just to do it. For how much? So, you

wanted to give money? How much? I don't

know. I'm not privy to that information.

It was probably a very small amount,

though. So, so you called Glenn and

said, "Look, this deal is done with

Flaming Star. How does Glenn get his

hands on the Magic cards?" Flaming Star.

So, Glenn comes over and he tries to

talk Sense into Ryan and uh sorry,

Flaming Star. And so, Flaming Star,

yeah, they won't it won't stop

emulation, but is it gonna now

it's a gray area?

There were a lot of people that

disagreed with that and I'm like what do

you mean? So now they're all these comp

they don't want emul. Do you think that

Sony, Microsoft or well Microsoft I

really who knows if they care at this

point? Um do you think Sony Microsoft

will include them or

Nintendo want emulators to exist? Of

course they don't. So now the semantics

well they used a little bit of our code.

star the whole time is like, I'm just so

upset about these deals going south. He

He's supposed to do he's supposed to be

my retirement plan. I fixed that fat

[ __ ] I cured his fatness and this is

how he's going to pay me back. And

Glenn's like, "Look, this is a lot of

cards. You don't want to be on the hook

for this, Flaming Star." Like, you know,

and it took hours, hours, but eventually

Flaming Star left my house. Me and Glenn

went to dinner and me and Glenn sat down

for a while. He's like, "Ryan will see

Reason. Flaming Star will see Reason.

Flaming Star will see Reason. Flaming

Star will see Reason." So the next day,

Glenn's like, "Hey, good news. Flaming

Star saw Reason. I'm meeting him to get

your cards back." And I'm like,

"Awesome. I doubt he'll hand them over,

but I Yeah, I need six figures for

curing your fatness that I didn't cure."

Oh, Boogie, you picked some awesome

people to keep you as your company,

dude. Should have just had a sleepover

with Ethan Ralph, too. Just bring Frank

Hassel in there, too. They could have

[ __ ] ran a train on each each other.

I hope he does. Oh, he will. Obviously,

he's already said he's going. One hell

of a centipede there, huh? Going to,

right? Is the reason is the reason that

he's seen reason because like there's

actually a curator's fee for like

basically pricing out all these cars.

You said there was three bulk bins. So

there's probably thousands of cards in

these three bulk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of

course. Yeah. And like it would take

hours for somebody to sit down and

catalog every card in this hours. It

would probably take weeks. How much is

it does Glenn charge days at least?

Glenn said the bare bottom for the

amount of cards that I had would be at

least 300. It was probably closer to a

thousand. Uh which would for him to

curate them and catalog them. He's like

bare minimum 300. If you don't want them

graded, you just want them cataloged. Do

you want them graded so you know what

they're worth? We're talking

more. So Glenn apparently meets him. I

It's my understanding they did eat at

Mojitos that day, but I guess Ryan in

the interview said they only met at

Macadoodles or whatever. But Ryan

Flamingar literally loaded the the cards

into to Glenn's car.

And apparently that's on camera, too.

All right, I want to move on to Keffles.

This is now just Boogie being like,

"Look at me. He helped these terrible

people. I'm nice. And I think he

genuinely thinks that. I'm not trying to

attack him, but it's just we're just

going in circles. Like, yeah, Boogie.

Like, stop being a punching

bag. Watch the end. Okay, I'll watch the

end because this is getting circular. Am

wrong? Where does he the last 10 to 15

minutes? Okay, right here.

Let's imagine I kick the the the dude

out that you think is a freeloader and

then I pay $100 every uh 10 days in the

summer to mow the lawn. I'm out more

money right there. They're going to have

I would be having a living. You're going

to mow the lawn. You're going to take

care of your own [ __ ] You're going to

mow the lawn.

It's time to grow up. It's time to [ __ ]

I'm disabled. I have a blood pressure of

180 over 90. You want me on the

front pushing? Be a man. Be a man.

If you want your roommates to live with

you, that's fine, right? But I don't

want them working around the house to

pay rent. I want them giving you money.

I want you taking care of your house.

Well, okay. Then then do what I beg you

to do on the phone. Do what I beg you to

do in the episode. Help me [ __ ] get

this goddamn medicine that's literally

dropped. Michael's dropped 45 pounds.

No, shut up. Mike has dropped 45 pounds

on it. Wings has dropped 45 pounds on

it. You want to help a [ __ ]

Send me $1,500 a month. Let me get some

[ __ ] monjouro in my ass and I'll lose

as much weight as Jordan. I'll lose as

much weight as [ __ ] Michael. I want

to point something out that you're that

you're that you're overlooking. They

make riding lawnmowers.

Oh, cool. Cool. I'll take the money I

don't have and buy a $1,000 lawn mower,

guys. Well, if your roommates paid you,

you could get a a used one for like 200

bucks off of like Facebook Marketplace.

Chat thinks I'm doing like memes and

stuff, but I'm not. I'm so serious.

Right. Listen, your wife before you got

the divorce, what did she do? She just

took care of you. Oh, you need this. Oh,

you need that. You need that. And then

you keep That is true. That is true. She

was like his

caretaker. I don't know, but I'm sure

that was part of the downfall.

people around in your house to do the

same thing. Run around and do

everything. You don't do anything, man.

I'm [ __ ] disabled and I do. Who

cares? One quote from a stream I always

remember. Uh, thank you, Space Dandy. By

the way, if you know the

sequence, yeah, the pirates always win.

Remember when they thought Denovo was

unhackable? Ha, remember that

one? What did it take like a month? If a

human created it, another human can

outsmart it. I don't care that you're I

do every I do everything that I can do

that my body will let me [ __ ] do,

man. Maybe you wouldn't be disabled if

you actually did [ __ ] I Okay. Yeah.

Tell Ricky Tell Ricky Berwick if he just

run a [ __ ] marathon, he wouldn't be a

[ __ ] anymore. Yeah, Ricky Berwick is

crippled. And you know what I see? I see

him L3. My L4 and my L5 are fused

together. I see him getting in wrestling

matches. I see him doing all kinds of

[ __ ] [ __ ] work. You saw me box in

[ __ ] London. I have never seen I do

as much as I can. Stop. Stop for a

minute. Stop for a minute. I have never

seen [ __ ] Ricky Berwick use the fact

that he's crippled as a [ __ ] crutch.

How many times have we seen it as a

crutch? There's things I can't do. It's

not a crutch. How many times have we

seen [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not

[ __ ] Okay, let's see. Flap your

[ __ ] wings and fly. Flap your wings

and fly. Yes, it's not worth the [ __ ]

wrist. I have a blood pressure of 180

over 90. And that's before you started

this. You want me on the [ __ ] 100

degree weather in the middle of [ __ ]

summer? But 180 over 90. Time out. Time

out. [ __ ] Let me actually respond.

Let me respond cuz you're

I will give Boogie credit. He is going

in on

Keemstar. This part is good. But the

circular [ __ ] of talk. All right, we get

it. Yeah, you shouldn't let people come

into your home, break your TV, and and

come on your on your counter.

Those are those are life lessons

pissing me off. All right. You are

actually making me mad. Listen to what

I'm about. Making me [ __ ] mad. I'm

[ __ ] mad. You're telling me to take

my blood pressure. Why does he always

interrupt me? Let me talk. Let me make a

[ __ ] point. You're trying to convince

everybody here. 3,500 [ __ ] I don't

know how many people here and Wings and

Tommy people that [ __ ] know you.

You're trying to convince us that you

can't go with a push m longer. Uh Mo,

let me finish. Stop interrupting me.

Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to

what I'm saying.

Okay, this is the point that I want to

make. All right. He's going to try to

convince us that he can't do a push mow

lawn and mow his lawn, but every night

him and his girlfriend go walking and

play Pokemon Go. That guy is lying. He's

a That's a good point. He makes another

good point there,

Boogie. A lot of the lawnmowers, they

not a lot, all of them, they they just

kind of glide and slice that grass. If

you could walk and play Pokemon Go with

your

girlfriend, you could mow a

lawn. Now, if you're worried about

temperature and your blood pressure, you

could not at night because people would

be, but you could when the sun's

starting to come down or better yet,

boogie, it's not hot every day, even

during the summer, wait until the day

where it's like in the 70s or something.

He's got points, man. And you know, if

Keemstar was wrong, I would say it. I'm

not shy.

[ __ ] con, man. And we need to call

him out. He's walking everything. He's

going around playing hard to play

Pokemon Go. He's But dude, they're It's

not You can't say it's not Keemstar's

business. They're on a show talking

about [ __ ] You know what I'm saying?

Like, he's got a point, you know? Like,

yeah, you have these injuries. No one's

not saying no one's saying you're lying

boogie about the injuries from whatever

whether it be your weight or not that

caused them whatever. But if you're

doing one thing that requires a certain

amount of physical energy that's similar

to the other task that he's saying you

should

do. He's got a point. I I don't know

what else to

say. Yeah. Just just boogie. Just mow

your lawn naked.

Jedi survives this good

driving his car. Dave Dave lo my buddy

Dave lost like 300 lb in Pokemon Go. He

never loses a pound.

He's lying to us. He's conning us. I was

I was going to say I was going to say

this to Boogie before he left is like

like this whole weight loss thing me and

him are doing. Like I went and bought

rakes and I raked my yard myself to get

more physically active to try to lose

more weight during this session. Yeah,

you can go play Pokemon Go, but you

can't mow your lawn, huh?

Yeah, [ __ ] In 180° weather with

a blood pressure 200 over [ __ ] 90.

But what's the difference if you're

walking in the hot weather playing

Pokemon Go or you're walking with a push

mower that you could be

like. Oh, look. I'm pushing

it. Yeah. Ice. Put ice cubes. I'll put

ice cubes under my flaps. You put them

under your flaps. Let's go,

Boogie. Oh, that was excellent.

Oh, let me get mine. Let me get mine.

Let me get mine. Yeah, let me get mine

real quick. Let's do it together. Let's

do it together. On this episode of

Middle-aged Men Get Their Blood Pressure

Cups.

Let's do it together. Can I ask you a

question, Boogie? Do you drive around

with the Pokemon Go and you're not? Yes.

And we also get up and walk as much as I

can, which is very little, but we do.

Here's the thing, though, Boogie. It

sucks when you first start it, but if

you can do it for 21 days, you will

build the muscles. [ __ ] I've

been doing it for 6 months. We've been

playing this game for 6 months. Have you

not noticed a diff like a difference in

the distance you can walk? No, I'm

[ __ ] disabled. My back [ __ ] You

got to be quiet when you do this,

Boogie. You'll [ __ ] up the reading. My

back's not going to [ __ ] heal no

matter how much I [ __ ] walk. You

lunatic. Yeah, he's [ __ ]

too perks and went straight to [ __ ]

Yeah, Boogie. If you could hit it from

behind and thrust, you can

mow. I can [ __ ] but I can't mow my

grass. I'm a middle-aged man and I live

with my dad. See, actually, technically,

you could say it about me, but I uh you

know, Teddy

People always leave out the part that I

own the house. Ready? I forgot to take

my pills, so this is going to be a bad

one. Ready? One, two,

three. I bet you his girlfriend is on

top. And I bet you rain is water is wet.

course, if Boogie was on

top, I would have spilled his [ __ ]

drink.

Julie, if Boogie was on top, it would

look like he was just humping his

bed. It would look like he was humping a

pillow.

Oh god. I can't, dude. I can't,

bro. Making another phone call. You want

this [ __ ] out in the 100 degree

weather? You want somebody with 185 over

120 blood pressure

[ __ ] 100? Yes.

If that's accurate, that's

like close to er levels of uh [ __ ]

plan. Sounds like a great [ __ ] plan.

Okay, one minute. We're going to find

out. We're going to find out real quick

if this person answers the phone.

Actually, in the heat of

Yo, hello. Listen, Connor, can you do me

a favor? Uh, you know the city that if I

was on top from the sad musical Boogie,

dude, that's Oh my god. Boogie lives in

right in Arkansas. Can you find C Can

you look up and see if they've ever had

summers with 180 degree weather?

100° 180 for the blood pressure. You

said 180 for the blood pressure. No, he

did say 180 for the blood pressure.

Keem, stop it. Now you're just trying to

fan flames. You [ __ ]

[ __ ] Don't be a

[ __ ] All right. But even if he did say

it, did he? It It's not like the [ __ ]

UAE. Where was it? I think it was India,

actually. It got so hot that the the

roads started to melt. Like if you

walked in the roads, your your

your shoes would get stuck to the

[ __ ]

pavement. It wasn't 180 degrees, but it

was hot as

[ __ ] But all

right, we all get what he meant though.

Keem, what is with Boogie's face?

That's another banger that I need to Oh,

I'm That's why my mouse wasn't working.

It was on an SD card. Look at Boogiey's

face. What is it? Window shift. I have

Finally, I remember it. Ah, and I'll get

to those super chats in a second. Thank

you. But I have

[Laughter]

go. All right, man. You know what's cool

in Windows 11 is that it brings up this

the snip and it just like lets you just

save it right then and there. You don't

have to do this extra step of [ __ ] I

like that.

All right. So,

boogie right see see a new me Google

fish. I have now have a folder for my

thumbs. What would you do to just put

the birds on and just uh

I can't find the birds. Can't find the

[ __ ] birds. Here they

are. Yeah, it's been a long day for me

too. Woke up. Actually, that's another

thing I've been doing ever since

uh I've been buy me and my penis with

Review Tech USA. I've been getting on a

schedule and he that's where I got to

agree with him,

man. Got to agree with Keem doing that

shit's right. I do have a guest

coming.

Um, and I'm going to clean my

downstairs. It's going to It does. It

does give you a sense of pride. He is

right. When you're in a [ __ ] mood and

don't do it, it does like if you're

depressed, it kind of adds to the

depression. It doesn't help

it. All right. I got to put that

[Music]

on put that on Twitter.

Uh, where is Boogie is a man with an

ass. All right. So, boogie here. Let me

show you actually. What am I

doing? Is that actually came? Yeah.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. But wait,

there's more. Let me do one other thing

here. Uh, new. No, don't save.

I hate when paint does

that, but for simple [ __ ] like this,

paint is just it's like the most

compatible with any

image.

Uh,

boogie sexy, I

guess. Sure. I don't know why I like

everything capped. That's like an OCD

thing with me.

[Laughter]

[Applause]

god.

Anyway, I have too much fun with stupid

[ __ ]

180 180 for the blood pressure. I'll

tell you right now. Yeah, there's no one

in the [ __ ] world that has 180. You

talking I said 100. The blood pressure

is one. Yeah, Keem's just purposely Keem

knows what he's doing. He's purposely

poking the hornets's nest and it's

working. Boogie, I can't keep on

snapshotting your face, but why are you

doing this to me?

Ah, window shift

s just give me

I'm just This is me ship posting in real

time on Twitter. I work on [ __ ] and [ __ ]

post which I need to stop doing. I know.

[Music]

up.

Yeah.

Breasts.

[Music]

Oh, no. No. No. No. No. What are you

doing?

[Music]

Yeah.

Focus on yourself. Steven Crowder shoot.

I love that drop.

[Music]

Let me add another picture to that.

Yeah, let me promote pictures of uh

Boogie Elon. Let me uh Wait, I can't add

another picture. It's just two [ __ ]

pictures.

Really? No, it's just being a turd.

Discard. I'll leave it be. God damn it.

180. You luna dick. Did every 195 over

120? Yes, I should be in the [ __ ]

emergency room right now. I was about to

say you probably should go to the

emergency room.

Yeah, that's pretty high.

Boogie care to comment on last night.

What happened last night? What did I

do? Yeah, this is a very serious uh

member super

chat. Now, to remove the background to

put Boogie's face on Keem's

body, I should [ __ ] whip out my

minimal, which I I actually think I make

semidecent thumbnails. At least they're

better than what I used to make back in

2016.

Um, the whole world is about to know the

real me.

What is What is the real me? What did I

What did I take a [ __ ] on someone's car?

What's up, Metatron? How are

[Applause]

you? Yeah, go [ __ ] go [ __ ] piss off.

Yeah, I I I I run naked around grammar

schools. You got me.

Anyway, you used to look at me when I

fart. Now you just watch the screen. Did

I mess up? I know my Chipotle has been

down, but I can

change. Blame it on my ass.

[Music]

Oh, wow. Mine went down. Boogie. Boogie.

You know why your blood pressure is so

bad? Be in a [ __ ] emergency room

right now. Okay. I should be in a

[ __ ] emergency room right now. Then

stop yelling. Seriously, calm down. Like

you could really kill yourself right

now.

I'm done. Let me

Boogie. Chill. Solid. I missed your

super chat. I'm sorry. I stroke my

cucumber every day, Boogie. That helps

me lose weight, [ __ ] In 75,

man. Stroke your pity cucumber. Yeah,

dude. The 20 calories you, you know,

beating off. But Bren wireless. Who do I

wireless. I don't but I have Phil Julia

John [ __ ] blood pressure so [ __ ]

high should be in a goddamn emergency.

What happened last night? What is

everybody talking about?

Look, I'm being my [ __ ] lawn. Stop.

You're going to have a heart attack.

Like seriously, you're Yeah. What the

[ __ ] are you talking about? What

happened? What am I missing?

This is red right now. Boogie, you

should probably calm down. [ __ ] know.

Welcome. What? My private conversations

with someone that's a private

conversation is no one's

business. If they make it someone's

business, that's on them.

around like this every [ __ ] day. I'm

dying. I forgot my medicine, too.

[ __ ] telling you. You guys don't

[ __ ] listen. My blood is [ __ ]

syrup. I have polyythemeia.

Did he really? What the [ __ ] is

polyidemia?

I'm dude, I'm not running around any

issue. What I have with people with

direct contact voice to voice is not

anybody's

business. If someone makes it their

business, it's because they're being a

[ __ ] How about

that? That was nothing was public.

Nothing. Nothing.

[ __ ] dying over here. I I I

apologize. I Well, apparently uh I can't

even have a conversation with someone

that was not public at

all. Says a lot,

man. I apologize. I'll take everything

back. And here's why. Right. Maybe your

roommates don't have to pay rent.

Anything. No, you only have to I'm not

like circumventing anything. You don't

have to be a member to watch this.

Deal. If they have to [ __ ] deal with

that, why should they have to pay rent

on top of it, bro? No. No. Cuz they're

not complete c Not a single thing has

been

posted

anywhere. Nothing. Nothing has even been

deleted.

Hey, you know, Boogie, my blood pressure

is actually cuz I have a problem. I My

blood pressure is actually higher than

your with medicine. Yours is 190 over

120 right now. Go to the [ __ ]

emergency room right now. Oh, no. I go

I've gone like three four times. I have

to ride it out. That's They tell me to

calm the [ __ ] down. Can I Can I just say

that I am a successful self-made

multi-millionaire and my blood pressure

dude, guys. I'm going to have to make

this up.

on a different day and have a discussion

with someone. I'll p an extra hour and a

half.

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. You know what then? Since

it's out there, you know what, Jay? I'll

play the

messages here.

Why is it not

playing? Let's

go. Why is it on Bluetooth? What

Bluetooth are you on?

You know something's what's funny is

going to formulate my thoughts here

because I've been thinking about it for

a while. all the goodwill, all the

things that I did, even when you didn't

ask me, you know, gave you extra money.

Um, gave you different things. I'm not

gonna hide it. Like say if I had an

extra whatever, even you could go into

the computer if you really want to go

into it. I may have brought this up

before. I think I did. Okay, I gave it

to you for work, but things changed.

It's not for work. You got the computer.

Do you realize how much damage you not

getting a 500 bucks when you've gotten

so much extra from me throughout the

years? And when there were a couple

times I wanted to break ties because I

was like, "Look, man, I could just do

this." And you came back at me with a

much lower monthly price. That's on

you. But you stayed with me for almost

six years, dude. Six

years. and one fall

out. Jay, you know

something? What are you gonna say

now? Shows a lot of uh character. Take

the bait. Jay put it. That's not

bait. The fact that Jay, what what else

do I need to

say? The fact that those were DMs that I

left him and they weren't pleasant. I'll

be the first to admit it, but those were

DMs, voice messages left in there. It

says everything I It proves the other

stuff about the other stuff that was

said,

Jay, that was nowhere except between you

and

I. Oh, there's plenty more here.

respectfully go [ __ ] myself for DMs that

were supposed between between you and

I. Dude, I gotta go right now, guys. I

gotta

go. I gotta go.

Jay, you are a lazy [ __ ] bum. Okay,

you did things. Now it's all out there.

Let's go. Let's [ __ ] go now with DMs

that I left you. Let's go. You want to

be honest out? You want to be real

[ __ ] honest right

now? You know things that bothered me,

Jay? There was someone who was a fan of

the show and there were things that I

noticed throughout time where and I

didn't say this to you but it bothered

me a lot where they sent

you Melanie Max saying something stupid

and you got nasty with

them and you never apologized for

getting unnecessarily

nasty. Saw that one. I asked you

throughout the years to do

shorts. Not years with the shorts. A

while you

didn't. I asked you to do clips for live

streams because there's a lot of

downtime where we weren't uploading

anything. You guys have the receipts. My

channel is proof of that. You said, "I

rather quit than do that. I have no

interest in

that." You got comfortable, Jay.

You got paid to basically sit on your

ass. Now, there are times I've made you

wait with my terrible time management,

and I will own

that. But again, you stayed. How many

times did I give you extra [ __ ] extra

money? I'm not talking about the [ __ ]

computer throughout the years when there

were times where I wanted to separate

ways and be like, "Man, I'm going my own

path." and you would come back with a

lower price to stay

on and you would leak something private.

[ __ ] you. You were garbage and you were

and then you name yourself Review Tech

Canada which is not jealousy. But think

about this for think about this. That

was kind of the end of things too. I'm

like, imagine you had like granted I'm

not any remotely relevant as

him, but imagine someone just said an

editor just said, "Hey, I'm going to

make Lionus Tech Tips

Europe and didn't

ask." Then when you ask them to do work,

I rather quit than not do it.

You did merch. I'll give you

that. You put out private stuff, Jay.

The best thing I could have done was let

you

go. Uh, the best thing I could have

done. He's a [ __ ] snake. [ __ ]

him. You could tell him I said that,

too. He's a [ __ ] snake. Because if he

left that [ __ ] to me, I wouldn't have

made it

public. A DM is a DM for a

reason. You knew,

dude. Yeah, dude. I I don't know. Jay,

here's the other thing,

too. What? He dude, let's I could count

and I said this to him. I said it here.

I went and did it. How many streams did

he do during I streamed almost I used to

stream until 2:00 a.m. when my daughter

was in the hospital and drive my kids in

at seven, wake my kids up at 7. I stream

most of the time. You guys were here to

see it.

And Jay tweeted it out publicly. [ __ ]

you, Jay. You [ __ ]

dude, you're a piece of [ __ ] I can't

stand you. You're done. You're garbage.

You're a garbage human being for doing

that. That's what I'm going to do. I'm

going to block him and move on.

the real rich. You don't know, dude. I

treated the guy fantastic for almost six

[ __ ] years. Okay, don't say this is

the real rich. You don't know the whole

scenario.

Okay, you don't know it.

Yeah, sexy Coco didn't do [ __ ] This is

on Jay's

Twitter. Here, I'll tell I'll show all

the

[ __ ] every single one. Has nothing to

do with drugs.

Okay, Jay. Like, and no one's going to

look at you in a good light after this.

Nobody. Nobody. you. Who's going to

trust you now? Congratulations, [ __ ]

Who's going to work with you when you

They like, man, if I have a fallout with

this guy behind the scenes, he's just

going to leak

everything. I'm letting it all out

now. You could have called me anything

you wanted to under the sun.

The only time I ever put a DM out there

was because Tommy Telerico was a lunatic

where he said I needed to seek

help. Jexy Coco didn't do

anything. Yeah. Audio messages. Yeah.

audio messages in a DM that was only

meant for him and he didn't like what I

had to

say. Now Jay, this doesn't make you look

good

here. I'll speed it up a little bit

because can I speed it up? You know

something what's funny? Of course it

won't let me speed it up. Really?

You know something's what's funny is

going to formulate my thoughts here

because I've been thinking about it for

a while. All the goodwill, all the

things that I did even when you didn't

ask me, you know, gave you extra money,

um, gave you different things like say

if I had I want to say that they're not

because I want to show what they are.

You say I let out terrible messages. So,

let's go. Maybe this is bait to let me

put them out there, but here an extra

whatever. Even you can go into the

computer if you really want to go into

it. I may have brought this up before.

Why am I an [ __ ] CB96. Why am I an

[ __ ] No one was Why Why would I have

treated that man like gold for over half

a decade and we had one fallout towards

the end? Am I an [ __ ] Why?

He got paid. He got paid in the end. I

actually gave him

more.

Man, what issue did I keep pushing?

What? He made a

statement to put things out there that

should have stayed

private.

Sorry, dude. You don't know me and you

don't know the whole

situation. No, I didn't. I because I'm

damned if I do, damned if I don't right

now. Thank you. I've told I'm like Jay

and we got to go separate ways. I'll

come back and do do it for

less.

Okay, Jay, I'm not interested really in

doing news anymore. You're out of your

mind. Why would you do

this? CB96, dude, then go. You don't

know the whole situation. And obviously

Jay's an [ __ ]

So,

dude, and I can't even contact him.

Listen,

Jay, what's amazing

is when it's me, I hide. What do you

mean I hide? Can I go? Can I look

through all your DMs and

messages? Can

I? And what drama do I put? Do I Dude,

if I leaked

DMs, people would be all over my

[ __ ] Thank you very much, Ghostbusters.

I'm on

your N man. This is

What does the weed have to do with this?

What does the weed have to do with

this? What?

Explain. I would be I would be sober as

judge just like I was when I left those

messages and still feel this way.

All I'll say is this. Uh, dude, you know

what?

Fine. I'm I'm tired of hearing the weed

as an excuse for everything that I'm

doing. So, that's it. I'm done. I'll

just use it to go to

sleep. I wasn't show Oh, I thought you

were saying I showed his DMs. The only

me and the only messages you would have

heard would have been for

me. I'm

just why would you even put that out

there? And you know, I don't feel great

about him, but what have I said

publicly? Think about that, too. What

have I said

publicly? The putting up the post on fa

Facebook was stupid. I should have known

better. What did I put out there

publicly? I was actually singing Jay's

praises in this

stream. I'm not verbally abusing him

behind the scenes. Shut. If if that's

verbal abuse to him, then he needs to

get the [ __ ] off the

internet. Rich versus Jay. Rich is in

the right here. People think private DMs

are that well the semantics is is that

oh Rich left me a bunch of terrible DMs

I won't leak them but since I'm in the

right here dude all you're going to do

you're not when Mike left and Cat left

you weren't entertaining enough to put

on a [ __ ] show. You're the sidekick

everywhere you go. That's not jealousy

saying that when you used to sit there

and sound like your balls were getting

grabbed. JKB back with another video.

You couldn't cut it. That's why you

became my

editor.

[ __ ] What do you think it's

going to do when I can't talk about the

DMs, but I can cry about them like a

[ __ ] You know how much nasty [ __ ] I've

been left by people and didn't talk

about? Plenty. Still won't. [ __ ]

you.

Enjoy your $2,000 computer or let's say

1,500 just to be

safe. We could go even lower just to

make I don't want to exaggerate

anything. That isn't for work anymore.

On top of the extra money I gave you, on

top of the money I gave you on top of

that when barely anything was done that

month and we weren't under a contract.

[ __ ] you in the

ass. Clip this. Put it on a [ __ ] Put

it on a banner in Time Square. I [ __ ]

hate

you. There we go. Put a picture of Jay

smiling. Jay's smiling. And I put Rich

thinks he's a [ __ ] in Time Square

and I will stand next to it smiling,

[ __ ] Oh, Rich said bad things to

me, but I can't say them. What What were

your streams? Let's Let's do your

streams. Your first stream is you look

rich fired me on my birthday. Your

second stream, you had a panic attack.

Your third stream is you looking sad

saying I had a panic attack. Come give

me more

pity. Great way to start. Other people

saw it, too. And then you're going and I

got DMs, but I can't talk about them.

Woe is me. Let me clutch my [ __ ]

pearls. You know what you're really

pissed at, Jay? You had an easy [ __ ]

job where you didn't have to do that

much. I'm done with you after this. I

have to be I'm

done. And those are what I said there is

not exaggeration. That's exactly what

happened in the streams. The first

stream is the woe is me. I got fired,

but it's a joke. The second stream, he

could have very well had a panic attack.

And the third [ __ ] stream, he's

sitting there with a sad face on. I had

a panic attack. Oh, Jay, we're here to

support you. Don't worry. Good luck with

that kind of career. Look, I'll be hurt

by this for a while. I get it because I

get I am the employer. I've been there,

okay? And I've been laid off. It sucks.

And of course, people are going to have

emotions and look at me like, "Dude,

I've been in his shoes. You're an

[ __ ]

But now I'm supposed to be okay when I

spoke my mind to just

you. This is a game, dude. This is a

game. I didn't start all of it. I didn't

start all of it. Things happen. People

have disagreements behind the scenes. Do

you not understand that? And let's say

something about the Facebook

posts. Obviously, it was about him, but

his name wasn't even in

there. His name wasn't even in

there. And now seeing what he did with

this, there was people that were working

together to make this happen. You're

going to tell me it isn't now when he

posts that about that

[ __ ] Jay, if you want to come on the

stream right now, please. I can't. He's

blocked

me. Sure. I'll hand him a [ __ ] Zoom

link right now.

Dude, there's a lot of people that say

things to not have [ __ ] be in front of

people's eyes and behind the scenes. You

think everybody's buddy buddy behind the

scenes? Do you really think so? I know

people want to pretend that that's

happened, but it doesn't. Me and Jay

were great for 95% of the

time, but [ __ ] changes

obviously. I know. No matter what, I'm

going to be the [ __ ] I know. No

matter what. So why am I even sending

him the [ __ ] link? You know what? Let

me send it anyway. You know what? Let me

send it anyway because then if I don't

send

it, people be like, "Why didn't you send

it,

Rich?" And I even said in one of the

messages I even said in one of the

messages, I'll never make this a big

deal. I'll make it like we're just

totally cool and no one it'll never come

again.

But he's keeping the ball rolling

because the talentless [ __ ] has to ride

the pity

train. Video game journalist. If you're

a video game journalist, I'm a porn

star here. Journalist. Link is sent.

Yeah, dude. It's a game. He played Gabe.

It's a game. It's a game. I didn't I

won't leak these messages, but they were

just

terrible. Who's messaging me now?

You know what? You're

Yeah, I'm sure that was done to trigger

me and to

uh Insomniac. It's all good, man. Oh,

that's you on Twitter. You're very

welcome.

Of course he Dude, he's gonna I I got to

stop for no other reason. And even and I

did stop. You know what's funny? I spoke

my mind to him privately. I did stop.

Did I give anything here before this

happened? And if I did, please let me

know. I'm not asking

rhetorically of any kind of mishap

happening where I was trying to throw

Jay under the bus. I don't think so. If

anything, I sang his

praises because Robo Taco, I had things

to say that were no one else's

business when I thought about things

more cuz I'm a

human. All right. So, CB96, leave then.

I if you've ever had a dispute in your

life, I a man, shame on you for for

having a dispute, having a

disagreement, and then when you have a

private conversation with them, them

indirectly making it public to make you

look bad.

I don't know why he's doing this. I

don't

know because so every conversation you

have, Jeremy, you're just like, "Hey,

every everyone just listen to listen in.

Man, you know

what? Exclusive. You don't know the

whole scenario. All people see is rich

employer J employee rich evil J victim

and no I'm not let now like this should

show a lot about him for doing this I

have gotten despicable messages from

many [ __ ]

people and

I creator as much as like

really I know it doesn't help. No ma,

dude, I'm [ __ ] no matter what with

this

situation. No, I'm not in the wrong. No,

dude. I admit all the [ __ ] time when

I'm in the wrong with stuff. All the

time. I eat crow all the time when I

[ __ ] up. I'm not admitting it with this

one here. Here is Jay's

tweet. Yeah, he's not going to Yeah, of

course you're not going to. I don't want

to be involved in drama even though I'm

the one who stirred this drama up by

[Laughter]

Dude. Yeah, business breakups happen all

the time. Shame it's being made into

everyone's

business. No, I'm not saving face. If I

was saving face, I'd apologize. Here's

my apology today, Jay. [ __ ] off. That's

my apology. You want to keep I spoke my

mind to you and you want to keep this

going? That's it. After

this, if I have consequences from this,

I already do. Then

fine, dude. It's business. You know, one

thing I've

learned, I won't mix friendship with

business. I used to think about wanting

to do something with intro guym. Not

because because dynamics

change. Jay's not a troll. Sexy Coco is

not a troll.

And in this stream itself proved that I

was not going to do anything

public. I proved it in the stream proves

it in itself. Thank God it's

here. Yeah. Life happen. You think this

You don't think this kind of [ __ ]

happens behind the scen or even not

behind the scenes? If you want to look

at Linus Tech Tips, what happened

recently

there? This doesn't compare to that, but

you get my

point. You think this like I don't

know. This was a fun stream, too.

Yeah, he found uh he's he's pulling he's

Phil. He's pulling a Phil

move. There are some people that I know

are going to revel in this, but I

promise you this. I promise you this.

There is a year from

now, the heights I'm gonna go to because

this has put a fire under my ass like

you wouldn't believe are going to be

incredible. Uh, tuna

sandwich. Not only did I pay Jay

well, I paid him extra many times.

I gave him things many times. You don't

know the scenario. Don't make it like

you do because of surface level things.

You see people to put out bad PR about

people. It's much more complex than

that. People like Jay know that and

that's how things can look. It takes a

simple tweet. How many people have I

talked I know here. Let's play. All

right. say, "You know

what? Let's play the full

audio." And then I'm then I will say

this, Amy, you know, I wish I could play

it, but I guess cuz he blocked me, I

can't play it at double speed. This is,

by the way, this is not me leaking

anything from him. He has he did not

reply back with anything. So, this is

only me talking.

Okay, this is not me. You know

something's this is not me reciprocating

kind. Dude, it's a game. You put out a

tweet like that to do

this. I've been doing this a very long

time.

What's funny is gonna formulate my

thoughts here because I've been thinking

about it for a while. All the goodwill,

all the things that I did, even when you

didn't ask me, you know, gave you extra

money, um, gave you different things,

like say if I had an extra whatever,

even you could go into the computer if

you really want to go into it. I may

have brought this up before. I think I

did. Okay. I gave it to you for work,

but things changed. It's not for work.

You got the computer. Do you realize how

much damage you not getting a 500 bucks

when you've gotten so much extra from me

throughout the years. And when there

were a couple times I wanted to break

ties because I was like, "Look, man, I

could just do this." And you came back

at me with a much lower monthly price.

That's on you. But you stayed with me

for almost six years, dude. Six

years. And one fallout. And you decided

it was good to do a reparable damage

when nothing was posted publicly. And

then there were people who I don't know

how it got f, but it just interesting

people in the circle of people that you

were cool with that got out there. Now

look, I shouldn't have posted it. I'll

still hold to that no matter what. Even

if it's quote unquote private, it's not

private. But man, oh man,

you it is what it is, dude. Yeah, I

think you got the hint, too. That's why

you didn't come at me and want to make

the video

because Nah, dude. Nah, I won't say

anything. You and I are Gagali, the best

of buddies on the surface, but you

[ __ ] me and I won't forget it. That's

all I'll say.

How many streams did you do, Jay, when

my daughter was sick? I counted them

maybe like 10 where I was basically

streaming every day. You did a hand

maybe seven to eight videos in that time

period. I was still doing most of the

heavy lifting and everyone out there is

saying that Jay held your channel

together when your daughter was sick.

Really? The numbers say something

different. This is why I have to play

this cat. I'm I'm just seeing this

narrative out there of me being a

monster cuz you and I had a payment

dispute. A payment dispute. And the

things even after we had the payment

dispute that you said to me that you

weren't going to be able to surv how am

I going to survive and then you're I'm

posting on Twitter that you're buying PC

parts and you think and I'm just

thinking to myself, what's going on? And

then you want to say that, oh, I was

just liking tweets because I was stoned

on something. If I liked a tweet that

was negative about you, you would have

flipped your [ __ ] That's Oh [ __ ] I

forgot about that. There was someone

talking

[ __ ] about how terrible it was. He was

liking the tweet. You know what he said

to me? Oh, I was on medication. I didn't

realize. Okay, you know, I often like

tweets of people talking [ __ ] You know,

it's the medication making. I'm stowed

out of my mind. I know the tweets that

I'm liking at night. Come on, Jay.

position forgot about that

because you saw posts you didn't like

and it made you mad.

I don't know, man. I don't know. Good

luck to you. You're going to [ __ ]

need it.

So, in the end, the posts were about you

saying you were going to expose me.

All of that for in got a thousand but

for 500 bucks.

That's what I was mad at. That's why I

put those posts on Facebook. And you had

whether it was you or not, but there

were people that were in an inside group

who could [ __ ] themselves to hell who

turned that into me being a monster. And

congratulations to all of you. It

worked. Dick. I'll never forget this

dude ever.

So, in the end, the posts were about you

saying you were going to expose

me. All of that for in the end, you got

a,000, but for 500 bucks.

That's another reason why I haven't

streamed. I don't want to talk about

this anymore. I really don't. I'm

venting to you right now because I'm

pissed off. But you Jay was in a toxic

workplace. Rehire Jay in this stream.

Jay's the one who did it. I didn't want

to hear about

it. The

irony all these different

things. And I can't show even if I

showed receipts, which you know, even if

I showed receipts of how I paid you

throughout the years, what would happen?

It would just be, "Oh, you're damage

controlling because I'm the employer and

you're the employee and you used it as

goodwill to get people over to your

channel." And Jay, you know what? I'm

glad we didn't do the video cuz you know

what that would have been for you again?

Another free

advertisement. Was that your intention?

Probably not, but it would have been an

indirect side effect. And thinking back

now to what happened,

you have a payment dispute with someone

and they come back and say they're going

to expose

you because you have a payment dispute.

How would you

react? Would you be like, "Oh, okay,

cool." I mean, I I don't think that, you

know, we aren't under contract. The work

wasn't really there.

No. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure you would take

it just fine

because of the payment dispute and all

the other

[ __ ] I don't really And if I No, I

won't. You know what? I won't. Even if I

have the message here from Jay saying

it, I won't do it because then that puts

me on his level.

You have any goodwill towards you? I

don't

and I don't

you know what I was just talking to my

dad before midnight too and you know the

other thing that bothered me for a long

time is there's a lot of days Jay that

we were doing nothing and I said to you

hey Jay why don't we work on shorts you

did a couple shorts and you remember you

said that yeah they don't really do

anything so what the [ __ ] is the point

I'm like okay guess we're not doing

shorts

And you know, you said this, "Hey Jay,

why don't you do clips from the streams

when we don't have anything to do?" And

you said, "That is insane. I rather quit

than do clips. It is something you

weren't interested in doing it." So, you

know what? If you didn't want to do

shorts and you didn't want to do clips,

then what? The stuff that you were

doing, I could do. Because here's the

thing, Jay, you have to do clips now.

You have to do shorts. I won't be Will I

be able to do them as many of my own?

No. But I'm gonna do them. I'm gonna do

one for the computer tomorrow because

it's like that was the stuff that drove

me nuts, too. And I know I talked to you

about

it.

Like with all the free time that we had,

why wouldn't you do those things, but it

was asked a couple times and you weren't

interested. You weren't

Oh, it's missing the message where I

also said that I'm not DJ J. I'm going

to be best of buddies. I'm not going to

cause any drama in on the scenes. Oh,

look. He blocked me in real time, too.

But I'm see there's a Jay, there's a

message missing there. I said, 'But you

know what? I don't wish you well. I

don't wish you harm, but I don't wish

you

well. Those were all the messages,

folks. Those were the awful messages

that I left

him. How dare

I take what you want, but that's all of

them. That's it.

What was so horrible that I said

there? That's every [ __ ] message I

That is my list of messages that he was

talking about. I swear on the lives of

children. Those messages were just the

truth. Jay, in the end, you're just

pissed off cuz you had an easy

ride. It was easy.

It was

easy. I don't want to look through the

streams and find

clips. Why? How many days were there not

news stories? Rich, you weren't. But it

doesn't matter. Rich, I was on a

retainer. But when I'm asking you to do

work, you didn't want to do

it. I'm not saying you haven't put [ __ ]

in, dude. You did the merchandise.

But in the end, I realized that I didn't

need you. It wasn't the right fit

anymore. And yeah, we had a payment

dispute. But what did I say there that

was so awful? That wasn't

true. You going to say there's a missing

message, [ __ ] You didn't think

I was going to play him on stream, did

you?

Uh, DL5 is telling me to expose his

[ __ ] Well, if he opens an only fans,

go right ahead.

Well, uh, Lance, he's actually I think

he's actually looking for a job. If

you'd like to hire him to edit for you,

you're more than welcome.

And

that cash jam is every message that he

was talking

about.

Everyone. And

now Amy, I'm

done. That was bait [ __ ] That was dog

whistle [ __ ] I'm not going to release

the messages, but they're horrible. Hey

Jay, I have my audience here. And about

80% of them, if not more, don't think

those messages were

horrible. I can't see that he posted on

Twitter. And I'm not going to

look. The messages were tame as hell.

Did you not think I was going to play

him at this point, Jay? I That wasn't a

stoner tirade I had. I knew I thought

about that for days upon days upon days

upon days after what happened and I

stewed and I was talking to a friend

about it and I was

bothered because of all the good [ __ ] I

did for you. You caused not irreparable

damage cuz I'm talented and I'll get

through it, but you caused damage

because you were pissed

off. Glad I played those messages

now because they see you're a [ __ ]

snake.

Once the pity

fades and I stop being looked at as the

monster, because I'm sure no matter

what, I'm sure this stream is going to

be clipped and I was very well aware

that I am sure there are a bunch of

people with erections right

now who uh I uh I've made some enemies

with the things I've said talking about

the uh dra the weirdo detractor

community. There's plenty of detractors

that are cool. Shout out to Duty.

[Music]

Um, shout out to Snort Hogan,

too. Elijah said, "He's more of a snake

than I am, and this is a man who has

donated countless Argentinian

memberships to me."

Okay. Think of think of me as a

detractor, dude. I don't know if you're

trolling or not. I'm not going to ban

you. Oh, I'm getting some Streamlabs.

I'm

sorry. He's already done it. Sword

Logic, he's already done it. I could

show you. He's already doing exactly

what I'm talking about. Like, I'm not

kidding. I'm not kidding. You think I'm

Let's go Let's go to uh JKB.

Hi, welcome to Yeah. Hi, welcome to a

person JKB. Today I'm going to talk

about everyone's favorite gaming

company,

EA. Yeah, you're very authentic. One

thing. Hey, I actually at least I taught

you one thing. Don't sound like a JKB.

Don't sound like you're getting your

nuts squeezed. Where's his live

streams? Okay, he took it

down. He took down iOS five. No, he got

this

one.

Then the panic attack

happened in one of these. Then I had a

panic attack during my live show.

Could you imagine if I did

that? Could you

imagine? No, he didn't stake down the

streams. I had a stream where I

specifically made it about me having a

panic

attack. So, it's done.

J, let's see

how far things go. I'm I feel like a

weight has been lifted off my shoulders

playing those messages. Yeah, CB96, I'm

not sure what your deal is. Uh, you're

more than welcome to go watch Jay

since Yeah. No, [ __ ] you, J. [ __ ] you,

CB96. Uh, I just had receipts. Go suck

Jay's dick.

I'm

done. The stream is proof that I said

nothing

publicly because you see why I'm angry.

This is why I play the messages. Now, if

I didn't play those messages and you you

would have

thought, you would have thought I was

the anti. I would have thought it like,

damn, for Jay to say that. I played all

of them. Every single

message. No, it is over. That's

it. It is done. I feel fantastic for

playing those messages though. And it

was all me. So it wasn't me giving away

anything there. It's not like I showed

the

DMs. Nah, Jay isn't ruined. I feel

better. I feel better. I actually feel

kind of exonerated in a way

because I mean obviously we're going to

talk about this for a

minute tonight. I mean, I won't bring it

up after this. I I I don't want to say

this, but I will say this after this

stream, for the sake of the rest of my

audience, I don't care if you donate 500

bucks in the super chat if it is about

this situation because it is unfair to

the people watching right now. I won't

talk about it anymore. I don't think I

have to. I think I made a pretty [ __ ]

good case here.

You

know, play intro fart of relief. You

know what? Goddamn

right. Yeah, I'm tired of hearing about

him, too. I'm real.

I'm real [ __ ] tired of hearing about

him. And I am sure after me playing

those messages to where he tried to make

him seem like I was a

monster, he's going to be really tired

of really tired of hearing about

me. I'm not going to keep the game

going, Jay.

Like I

said, but I was not going to let that

stand. Sony Soprano. Thank you. Look,

look, like I said,

man, man, I'm getting I won't name

anybody. Jay, the narrative's changing a

little bit.

H I called your bluff, [ __ ]

Yeah, I'm seeing some people who were

disagreeing with me before being like,

"Rich is right about this one." Dude, it

You see what I'm saying? This is why I

did it. Maybe I'll play some Elden Ring.

You know

what? Isn't it a cool stream? Spam the

applause, Rich. You fat piece of

[Applause]

[ __ ] Oh man. You know what? It's time

for some Vosian horses.

[Music]

Yeah. Why did he He didn't think I would

have played them.

[Music]

Dude, it didn't have to be Dude, it

didn't have to be handled. You know

what? Yeah, I shouldn't have put those

posts on Facebook. You're right. That

was piss poor. That was a piss poor

decision.

However, there have been other

circumstances that have happened after

that that have added to the narrative.

Let's put it that

way. Yeah. this and it started out so

and this is why like I said in the

messages guys I sh I shared [ __ ]

everything with you. I didn't want to

hear about it. I'm like I I'll work on

videos. I'll work on

projects. I'll work on music. I just

didn't want to hear about it. Little did

think he did. Let me make it abundantly

clear because I'm sure there's going to

be things

said Jay has put work in. I will not

take away the fact that he did not put a

lot of work

in, but I changed. He knows since

2019 news or like the way we were doing

things has been on the chopping

block. He and other people have talked

me to go back to it because it was safe

and stable. I was bored. I was phoning

it in. I don't feel like I'm phoning it

in now. Even if I do talk about

news the

re isn't this a great tech review

stream? It's a 10 out of 10 one.

Yeah, I think I'll play some Elden

Ring. No,

dude. I

got the PlayStation Portal

coming. I'm working on other like it's

being

done. And even though the video didn't

blow up because people have mini PC

fatigue, literally people said it to me

and I don't blame you.

Yes, we Ray, we can cry to hip-hop. Cry

with

[Applause]

me. Oh man. Man. Oh man. Oh

man, this is why I don't have the talent

to do it to be a ma to be management. I

I don't

like and it's a weak point of mine. I

will admit

it. Sexy Coco, you did negative

wrong. You did absolutely nothing wrong.

You do not need to apologize to the

stream. If

anything, you indirectly exonerated

me. You're cool, dude. You did nothing

wrong. There's no reason for you to

apologize.

I'm glad that you I'd rather have it

been been known about from someone like

you or people from my audience than find

out at two in the

morning. And like I

said, what do you disagree with, Izzy?

It's okay. You could dis what do you

disagree? I'm just

curious. And then I would have been all

stressed out. Don't be sorry, Mike

Walls. I don't know if you're doing it

or I'm

sorry. So, if anything, I'm gonna sleep

better because of you tonight, sexy

Coco. I'm not even exaggerating. That

may sound really melodramatic cuz I

would have saw that at like 2 in the

morning from him and I would have been

like, "Oh my god, people are going to

think like I like [ __ ] threatened his

life or something the way he made it

seem that I left these awful, awful

messages." In the

end, many people who were even pissed at

me for Jay were like, "Yeah, those are

that was not that was kind of a nothing

burger. He's always committed to the

birds. Do not question Natsu with the

birds." And man, for people who say they

hate drama, when I talk about drama, the

viewership just goes voom.

Now Amy, let's say hypothetically even

Koko came to stir up drama, which I've

known him for a very long time. At least

from what I've seen, it's not his mo.

But even if he

did, Jay put up that

message, not sexy

coco, instead of seeing it now, I would

have saw it at 2 in the morning and not

slept because I would have been stressed

and pissed

off. So even if Sexy Coco was looking to

quote unquote stir up stuff, it still

did me a favor.

And I don't think it was his

MMO. No, enforcer. What it is is

thinking things

through. You look back on things. You

think

about everything. What's funny with

human

nature

is you could do a thousand things right.

No one will ever remember them. You [ __ ]

up. And some of this I don't think I

[ __ ] up with which I made abundantly

clear. A lot of it how I handled it in

the beginning. I should not have put up

those Facebook post. I [ __ ] up and I

[ __ ] up

hard. But the

rest, I don't regret it. And you know

what? I'm going to thank Jay, too. Thank

you for putting up that post that was

melodramatic. I appreciate

it. Because of you putting up that post,

I feel a little bit

exonerated. Thanks, Jay.

And you know what the funniest thing

is,

Jay? You know, you you made if you

didn't

say that you were were going to expose

me and you were just like, "Rich, can we

talk about things a little

bit?" Or you would have been like,

"Dude, what?" Like, even if you were

just like, "What the [ __ ] I like let's

discuss my payment. I don't

agree. But you went to

the expose thing. That's why I [ __ ]

lost my cool. What are you going to

expose? What do I

do? What are you going to tell people?

My time management skills suck. Oh my

god. Breaking

news. Whoa. Oh my god.

Oh my

goodness. What are you going to expose?

What do you have on me, Jay?

What? That I could be a dick? I think my

audience knows. But was I really a dick?

We've had disagreements. Who the hell's

not when they work together?

Well, not really towards the end, even

though Hey, Rich, what are we doing

today? Uh, there is no news. Um, all

right,

cool. Of course, people are going to

have

disputes. It is almost a new We're one

minute away from a new

day. Let him talk about it on LCA, dude.

G. McFly, I'm sorry for missing your

super chat. I did not do that on

purpose. I wholeheartedly

apologize. Yeah,

Insomniac, for the people here who were

on Jay's side who maybe see a little bit

of difference, it's not saying you you'd

still think I'm an [ __ ] and that's

fine. I'm not going to try to G McFly.

I'll get to your super chat. I'm

sorry. But for people

who are young adults that are here,

especially people who are like 30s, my

age, even late 20s, you you you a lot of

you realize this. There's a lot of gray

area nuance to thing. It's not always

black and white. One person's not always

the hero. One person's not always the

villain. It's never that simple

ever. Mostly, I should say. There are

times where EDP 445, it's black and

white. He's a piece of

[ __ ] Now, G.

McFly, where the hell is your super

chat?

Oh, you know what? I appreciate that

from

Phil. You know, it's funny. I saw a lot

of the John

Rambo,

but there's a K big key

difference. I paid

Jay. And I'm not just talking about the

dispute. Jay was paid every month on

time and then

some.

Anyway, let's play some Elder Ring. I'm

a little wired right now. So if I go

past

12:30

J5, I wanted to say

that. I can't pin this comment.

Yes, I've been thinking

it. Jay, here. Let me with less anger

now say something before I go empty my

bladder. Jay, you're a very talented

editor. You have more technical skill

than

me, but you're not a very strong

host. Now, it's a mixture of things. I'm

not just going to be a complete dick

before I go take a piss. when you you're

seeing it here. Here is the thing.

People have told me, "Look, even if Jay

and I kissed and said, "We are the best

of friends and truly were," people would

stop watching

me because they like Jay. They get an

emotional attachment to the hosts. Just

how it is. It's human

nature. But then if you have a fallout,

it just becomes this

disaster

and fallouts happen no matter who you

are and I should have listened to myself

again. I don't have the leadership

talent to be a manager and I shouldn't

have tried to be one. And the sec also

what else I learned

is if you have an employee stay the stay

an employee with them. Don't [ __ ] where

you eat. Don't become best of buddies.

Don't be disrespectful. Be kind.

So, I don't know, man. It's This is not

me. It's

just I'm kind of flabbergasted. I'm I'm

angry, relieved, flabbergasted,

[Music]

frustrated. This is why I didn't want to

stream.

I know I'm repeating myself. I'm gonna

go empty my [ __ ] penis and I'll be

right

back. I know you don't want to hear my

[ __ ] I'll give you I'll give you Vicks.

[Music]

Yeah.

[Music]

Dicks. Yeah.

Breasts. Breasts.

Dicks.

Up up up.

Yeah.

Up up up up.

[Music]

Holding Steven Crowder.

Shoot. Yeah.

[Music]

Yeah.

Breasts

breast kicks

up. Yeah.

[Music]

The coma weapon weapon.

Yeah, I like big dicks.

[Music]

Yeah.

[Music]

Yeah.

Breasts. Breasts.

Up it's

up. Yeah.

Up up up

up. Yeah.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Two things I will say though. I

apologize to you

guys.

Um, this sucks and it has to stop here.

I don't give a [ __ ] what else is said.

I'm not going to leave him any more DMs

either.

man. So, you know, we'll be back to fun

drama like

Keffles. We never got into Keles

tonight. No. No bait. I Dude, I don't

Look, I'm not gonna Look, here's the

thing. I'm gonna make it abundantly

clear. I'm not gonna get I was doing it

before. I'm not going to get uh in the

same stream. I'm not going to get in his

way. I'm not going to try to sabotage

anything with him. I'm not going to be

malicious. I'm not going to I'm just

going to stream and make videos and do

thing. Evo Uno, you don't need to

apologize to me. You know why?

Because on the surface, which I did make

mistakes with this this situation, I

will hold to those. Those Facebook

messages should have never happened. I

was a douchebag and an [ __ ] for

leaving them.

But you just

saw the surface level of the situation.

How so? You can't blame

yourself. You're a human being who's

entitled to opinions, and that's okay.

You

know, yeah, one can never make mistakes

on the internet. Ever. You are supposed

to walk on water and piss wine. All

right. What am I doing here? What time

is it? All right.

Well, like I said to you, because I

pissed off the detractor community from

Phil relatively

recently, this is like they're probably

stroking their dicks at 100 miles an

hour right now. They're giving

themselves [ __ ] rug burn with their

own

hands. Rich, you're such a terrible

human being for not, you know, we

already went over get a P.O. box. I

should I

know like I'm weird with that stuff for

mold. There's two things with it. One,

who the [ __ ] knows what people will send

me, especially in a situation like this.

And then I feel like, hey, and then I

feel like, hey guys, just send me

[ __ ] which I

appreciate, but I feel like a douche.

But then like sending like how funny

would it be if I got like [ __ ] a

rainbow color thing. Can I show dildos

on stream? Are we allowed to show

dildos? I don't care if it gets age

restricted. I would get birds. I don't

know. I'll think about

it. I explained it all.

Anyway,

uh yes, the red nipple is on. But wait,

did I change this to before I'm an

idiot? I want to capture this

footage feather head. I like Nicholas

Cage. You don't have to like him. I

think Nicholas Cage is a fantastic man.

Um, I'm sorry to you for not

finding that he is a fantastic

man. Let me see here. Good-looking man,

too. I think he's handsome. I'm not even

gay either. But you know, you could

admire the handsomeness of another man

and not be gay. It's

okay. Yes. I was just telling him what

was bothering me at the end. Okay. So,

if you ever buy and I think they

discontinued it, but I think it's one of

their better capture cards. It has bugs.

Uh, are you seeing the screen? Let me

make

sure. No, you're not. Thank god I

checked. Cool. Okay. So, the Elgato 4K

60 Plus S+. This the one where you could

put a SD card in it and record 4K

video. Yeah, I'm going to stuff

those. I have a guest

coming Thursday, I believe.

Um, not I'm not getting any ass. I wish.

[Music]

Um, and I'm going to stuff those pillows

as part of it, too. So, I have to do

some spring cleaning like Keemstar was

talking. You'd be very Keemstar would be

very proud.

Who did a movie where he didn't speak

one? Oh, Nick Cage. No, I haven't. I

hear like he's kind of There was a time

where Nick Cage was the laughingtock and

he's kind of making a comeback almost

like what's his name? He was in that

movie where he just won an Oscar for

it. He did like Inino Man and [ __ ] like

that back in the day. Not

Keanu.

Um Brendan Frraasier. Brendan Frasier.

Anyway, back to the capture card. If you

have the 4K 60S Plus, one of their

better capture cards, it's a shame they

discontinued it. They better make it

just a better

one. There is encoder selection. Can you

see it or is the screen too [ __ ]

small?

Um, if you don't want to record an HDR,

which is 99% of at least in 2024 of the

human

population, you want to go to where it

says EGC video encoder, and you want to

se put one there and then save the text

file it makes because if you have it at

automatic, a lot of times it tries to

make standard dynamic range content

content HDR and it [ __ ] up the color

space.

So yeah, see I give you I give you drama

and technical stuff all in the same

stream. Don't worry, I'm not going to

hit the applause because I've been

spamming it way too [ __ ] much. I even

admit it. All right, so now we got that.

Let me see. I think I transferred my

files. Let me

Elgato videos. Yep. Okay. So, now I can

shove it in the

hole. Uh DSP's Jin Knight. I'm gonna get

something different than the applause.

Maybe like an explosion. Maybe something

I give up on finding a different

applause that works. And this one is

tired and [ __ ] old. I agree. It's

annoying. It pisses me off, too. Now,

the [ __ ]

birds. Yeah, I know. I'm giving you some

tech in an RTU stream. Is everything am

I feeling

okay? But yes, if you buy this capture

card, like say you get it used or

something or renewed, cuz I actually got

one for like 150 off

renewed, cat, I'll plead the fifth on

what you now the completionist, he ain't

going to ever do anything like the

completionist. That I will say about

Jay. No, that's what the completionist

did is on another level of scumbaggery

that Jay would never get to go to. I

will say that about Jay. I may not like

him anymore, but I will say Jay will

never do that. But

um yeah, [ __ ] him. He did some snake

[ __ ] anyway.

So that's why if anyone ever says that I

color my view like even like with Pat, I

don't like Pat, but when he was right

about things, he was right about

them. Who are the mods that are timing?

No, I don't have to know I'm in the

wrong. Sorry. I I left him DMs, venting,

giving my two cents, and he makes much

of do about it. No, I'm not in the

wrong. As as a person who has eaten crow

many times and h and will in the future

again admit when I'm wrong and has

admitted that the Facebook

posts whether it didn't say his

neighbor, I shouldn't have put up those

Facebook. I was wrong about that. The

rest of this, [ __ ] no.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. I

apologize for things I'm wrong about. We

got mods. Don't worry about it. People

are going to have opinions. It's okay.

It's okay. They can have them. It's

perfectly fine.

The birds are birds chirping randomly is

going to drive me up a [ __ ] wall

though. Betting people who don't agree

with me on there are people for years to

come who are not going to let this go.

If you're going to like then then I will

truly become Phil at that

point. All right, let

me like you you

gotta Oh, wow. I never updated my

drivers. Shame on you, Rich. You naughty

[ __ ]

bastard. All right, I don't even know

why I opened it back up. I'm pl Let's

see if the audio is gonna echo. DL5.

Yeah, it's kind of like the new big

cheese but

different in many ways

too. Let's

see.

Gaming. Ah, that's

good. It needs to at least be freshen

though. JF, I think the applause works,

but it's really That sound is

tired. Yeah, give

Jay. This is going to start the new Big

Cheese

Crusaders. Oh boy, I can't wait.

Just what I need for my 2024. But

hey, you

know, if you dish it, you got to take

it,

huh? I am going to hold off on adding

mods for a

while. Let the situation die down. All

right, so anyway, which keyboard is the

keyboard for All right, here we go.

Let's make sure everything is working

here. Ah, am I going to have to do

another mod purge? If I have to do

another mod purge, I'm gonna have like

10 mods here and that's

it. Oh my god. You're gonna wait.

up. Oh my god, there's my lolli porn

collection. Oh, wait. I don't have one

those. All right, so let me change. I

can't see. Let me make sure. I just want

to see if the sound is working cuz

sometimes the 4K 60s. How about you kiss

my [ __ ] ass and lick my balls,

please? XQC donated $10. Look here.

Look, listen, chat, chat. Let's let

bygones be bygones dickers. will see

Dantu to be dickers and Jesus is going

to continue going to be Jesus chat guys

just move on moan on like how I moved on

from doing the worm chat chat dude dude

dude just forget it and get a hard bing

bong we can definitely play games you

know

what between whatever the [ __ ] he said

he's actually

right he

is like I'm not going to do anything.

I'm not like that's

it. Just let's see. Do we hear sound?

Yes. Thank

god. All right. So, card is in. We know

it's not. No. Wait. Is the controller

connected

properly?

Yes. Everything's working with no

hiccups. Am

I Am I feeling okay? Am I in a fantasy

world? There's no wait though. We have

to see if there's audio echo. Hold on.

I'm going to get really confused with 20

[ __ ] mice and keyboards in front of

me. Where is the Elden Ring

shortcut? Yeah, I don't want MSI After

Burner on because I need this footage.

Yes, this is playing on the man cube. By

the way, this is the minis form

EM780. I know I sound like I'm selling

it to you. I'm not. I don't make a

[ __ ] penny if you buy one. And I am

not. I did not receive any money from

them. Um, but it is this is the kind of

mini PC that I have dreamed of. I know

that sounds

melodramatic. Why am I not seeing what

the [ __ ] just happened? Why are you

seeing Elden Ring and I'm not?

I could

see. Now, here is the thing. Like I said

in my review, it is a niche product.

I think who I could see it

for is someone who like it's less bulky

than a laptop and say you're at most

hotels have flat screens with HDMI in

and you want to have it

for

gaming or even if you carry a separate

monitor it's still actually in some ways

depending lighter than having a laptop

unless you get something like a GPD Win

then you Again, it's niche and I, like I

said in my review, if you're just

looking to game, no, it's not the right

product for you. But as you're about to

see, it works really [ __ ]

well. Actually, before I start

recording, let sure my

settings Oh, that is true. He was the

person who said, "Hey, with all the

quantum [ __ ] going on, Jay said this,

you should play Elden Ring." That is

true. All right, so let's hit

record. I need something to drink. Being

pissed off

maybe build up a thirst, man.

Yeah, I'm

gonna I'll probably play for like a half

an hour. Kind of owe it to you guys

anyway. No, it's

1080p. 1080p, I think. I think I just

checked it. Yeah, 1080p high settings.

I wish I could show like uh MSI

Afterburner, but because I'm recording

the footage, I don't really think it

would be a good look to have MSI at

Afterburner. Yeah, I shouldn't be here

yet. Let's go back to uh Well, first

off, I'm going to put a marker

here. Have a good night, BRS. Yes, I

know. I'm playing a game. Goodbye,

everybody.

Uh, I feel like there's more [ __ ] I

could do in Limbrave. Like right

here. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I'm

missing in

Limbrave. 900 to 150 viewers. He's not

wrong. Have a good night, man. I'll

probably play for like a half an hour

and go to bed.

The whole situation kind of drained me a

little

bit too. I'm looking

for poisonous

flowers. I want to get to the minor her

tree. Ah, there it is. Cool.

And

uh All

right. I thought I was going to fall

back down and die. I have done that with

those things where you jump

up. Oh, [ __ ]

off. Maybe I should use that other

one. A little bit of an echo. Of course,

DL5 is losing his mind as we speak.

Where did I die that I lost all my

runes? I don't even

remember. Yes, DL5 is DMing me, losing

his

mind. Yeah, it's going to be time to

upgrade this computer

soon cuz if I restarted OBS, it would

fix it.

So, yeah. [ __ ] you. You're worthless.

All right,

baby. Yeah. Do I need the dogs? Sure,

why

not? I'm a [ __ ] I'm OP for this guy

anyway, though.

So, Oh, wow. He actually takes

a No, I'm bodying him.

Oh no. We got to watch these [ __ ]

things. Yeah, the dogs are completely

unnecessary. Kind of. Oh, [ __ ] my ass.

[ __ ] hard.

Jesus. Jesus

Christ. Well, that was unexpected.

Man, dude, that's a

thing. That should have just I should

have just cut through that [ __ ]

like butter. But okay, that was a fail.

Actually, you know what? Actually, I may

not even need the [ __ ]

dogs. Dogs may make this

worse. All

right. Get your stamina back there,

champ. Come on.

[Music]

Whoa.

See, come on, Rich. Remember the [ __ ]

Yeah, this was definitely much better

choice without them.

role play as Quantum TV playing Elden

Ring. So, you want me to shut off the

game and not play

it? Cuz he literally didn't. There's my

impression of

it. Yeah, I I've learned that sometimes

not having assistance with certain

bosses. How many? Yeah, it's early on.

So, that got me. [ __ ] all. Where else do

I want to go here? Uh, you go away cuz

having too many markers gets confusing.

Let me go up here and see what's

here. Oh, there was another boss I

want. Where is it? It's like here. Here,

dude. Here it is. Here it is. Here it

is. I should have gotten him long ago,

but I never

did. Two.

Yeah, I even know the mechanics of an

RPG. What the [ __ ] is wrong with me?

Mostly, there's some stuff I still don't

know how to do in this

game. I wish it was the DLC. I'd have a

2 and 1/2 in erection, which would be

huge for me if it was.

Oh, wait. Maybe you got something. No,

you probably won't have anything worth

worthwhile. All right. Here's another

boss that I should have killed long ago,

but

didn't. Yes, I do have a small penis,

and I'm [ __ ] proud of it.

Oh, that's just the state of

America. Barack

America. How many hours in this

playthrough? I think I'm at 22 hours.

Man, that's a lot of

footage. All

right. Boy, oh boy. That's why I had to

buy an 18 terbte hard

drive. Oh [ __ ] Great

moves. You You still cause some damage,

huh,

boy? Oh, I know what weapon I should

have used. What an

[Music]

idiot. Christ, this weapon's so [ __ ]

slow.

Oh, no, no, no. Go, go

in. M Rich pre-order, the rise of Ron.

It's releasing just a few. I think

it's Ooh, yeah. I So, isn't that like

you have a certain time to live,

too, guy? You could tell these are early

bosses. Solid crusader. Thank you for

reminding

me. Well, this is [ __ ] I forgot to do

and then I

got overpowered and now I'm just

like, hey, that that

uh whatever that thing was at the minor

tree did [ __ ] me up the first time

though, admittedly. Where else haven't I

been

here? Yeah, what's here? I forgot to go

here before.

Natu is actually a very normal guy, too,

by the

way. Like, he's just has a passion for

birds. You could have cool

conversations. He's down to earth. He

just loves his [ __ ] birds, man.

Katie Porter I know about. I like her in

terms of her politics. I'm not sure with

what else you're talking about, John,

because I've kind of purposely like I

didn't pay attention to Super Tuesday

today. I don't want

to. I just I note Trump is going to be

president in

2024. I'm the only person that leans

left that will openly admit that. You

got me thinking about Trump and now I

can't find where you're you're fired,

John.

You didn't do anything wrong. I'm just

being an idiot. Did I miss something

here? Maybe a

uh No, I did not. Oh, [ __ ] Is

there I should have got rid of some more

markers. Now it's all convoluted and

[ __ ] And now it won't let me check the

map because like a [ __ ] ant wants to

bite me on the

nipple. I love when like the dramatic

music comes on and it's a mosquito or

it's like a a firefly like like really

we don't need the dramatic music for a

firefly. Miyazaki

just or it's like Yeah, it's like one of

those rams. just like

bump. Oh, wow. It wasn't here yet.

Okay. Oh, and I get a golden seed, I

think, or whatever. I don't

know. Sacred tier. Yeah.

You would think with me putting probably

about over 500 hours in this game with

the multiple playthroughs, I've only

beaten the Elden Beast once. I'm

essentially I have the game beaten again

on PC with my other build. I just

haven't beaten the Elden Beast

again. CA is a jungle primary shift

advance to general with Steve

Garvey for the Porter and Barbara Lee

where Oh

[ __ ] I like Katie Porter.

Whatever. Thank you for letting me know

about that, John. It is what it is. You

know what I

mean? All right. So, that was worth to

go to. What other surprises do we have

here? Yeah. Let's do some exploring,

man. It's what you got to do in Elden

Ring. Have any stupid markers? Yeah.

Yeah, it'll it Dark Souls. Not only is

Dark Souls good or demon are you

emulating Demon Souls or Dark Souls?

Demon Souls works pretty good. Where are

those other markers

at?

Whatever. All right. So, let's

go see what's here.

Oh, there's a hole,

too. I got a lot of [ __ ] I got to do

here

still. What are the markers? I saw four

and two. Four and two. Let's go to two

first. I can't say Amy. I mean, I love

this game. I think it's fantastic.

Um, yeah, that's who we're going to.

Uh, it's intense. Obviously, it's one of

the most approachable Souls games,

though, from what I hear and from what

I've

played. But it's still [ __ ] hard as

you see. I mean, as leveled up as I am,

I got bodied by a mini boss that I

should have

probably played 10 hours ago into this.

So yeah, this I love this weapon, but

it's slow as [ __ ] Let's down

[Music]

here. It's a very deliberate weapon. You

can't spam with this weapon at

all. Is this a

trap? Nope. Oh, that was not worth it at

all. You've platinum. You're a [ __ ]

nut, dude. Joller. Jesus

Christ. Sakiro. Did you platinum Sakiro?

Oh, where the [ __ ] did you come

from? All right, that was

uh Let's go to two. Let's see what's at

two. This is the boss I just killed,

right?

No, I should have. Yes.

Ah, is there a here? I don't know what

I'm fighting right

now. Hopefully, it's Bill

Gates. Well, this is a boss battle I

didn't expect. Let's

uh let's make some magic happen.

Why did I I didn't mean to take a drink.

That was

stupid. What the [ __ ] are you

doing? Yeah, I'm just going to kill you.

Good. Goodbye.

on this episode of playing bosses. You

should have played many le when you were

much less leveled up. Oh, I should I

need to fight before I go on to Lindell.

I got to fight Ratagon, man. Not

Ratagon.

Yeah, like I'm sure they're gonna bring

Elder Ring to the Switch, too, but is it

really exciting anymore? Yeah, dude. I

just went like like that boss was like

doing all all these slick moves and I

was like, uh,

die. That was funny. All

right. I [ __ ] scratched him like a

pimple on my

ass. Ah, what is in here? Anything

special? Fourth church of

America. Oh, wait. Come on. I want

roots.

I'll get this first. Cool, man. This is

why you got to

explore. Hopefully he didn't have a

pimple on his dick.

A that's so cool, dude. So necessary,

too. Especially going on to

Lindell. What's down

here? H. Let's go

here. Oh, wait. No, no, no, no. Well,

yes. Any other blue markers I could get

rid of?

[ __ ] Where am I? Yeah, I want to

explore those two

holes. This horse ain't nothing to me,

man. Does anyone ever have a bug happen

in this game where he whistles to call

the horse and you're not like near

anything that would make the horse not

pop up and the horse just doesn't pop

up? That's happened to me many times. It

makes me quite

angry. It's like why is like I'm not

near a wall. I'm not near anything. Why

the [ __ ] is torrent not I need to now.

Like I don't need torrent. I'll get that

[ __ ] thing in a minute. I don't need

to in 20 minutes from now. I need the

[ __ ] horse

now. My [ __ ] fat, tarnish, maidenless

ass needs the

horse. My [ __ ]

horse. Yes, I need the horse

now. Yeah, this is

uh not very exciting.

You said

hold actually literally Buttthead said

that one time. I They were talking about

Kirk Cobain's wife's band. I forgot her

name. And they and that

Oh. Oh,

really? there for a [ __ ] mushroom.

Yeah, that's go on take everything. That

song and they just kept on Whoa, their

name is

hole. Little bit of a frame rate drop

there. Again, this I forgot. That's what

I'm saying. That little cube that you

could fit up your ass is playing this

right now on high at full HD.

You understand why I got such a boner

over this stupid [ __ ]

computer? Mini Swarm's like, "What did

you

[Music]

just But it's not stupid. I love it. I'm

obsessed with it to an unhealthy

degree. See, aren't my streams fun when

my Italian anger is subdued?

kind of glad it wasn't tonight

though. Well, no. Okay, I'm going to

defend. Pause. Going to defend Phil for

a second. Oh god. Oh. Oh no. They're

going to clip that, too. But it's his

even though the processor is very

capable for in in the CPU side of it.

The CPU that or the pro the computer

that Phil was

sent sent. There's many that argue that

he bought it and he wasn't sent it.

Whatever. Who gives a [ __ ] Had Vega

graphics. Um Vega was very dated. It

actually was still the best integrated

graphics out there. That was due to

AMD's driver support for their

integrated graphics.

Uh, but they I mean for Chrono Trigger,

there were more than enough, but you

aren't playing Elden Ring on Vega

graphics integrated graphics at 1080p at

high settings. That's for [ __ ]

sure. Yeah, I you know what, man? I got

to give myself a little nerd pat on the

back. I got this early on cuz I bodied

the tree sentinel

like earlier than I should have. I think

cuz I just was so used to fighting

it. Oh no. Where am I

going? Have a good night, Jos. We're

probably going to end at

one. Oh, I'm This is where I didn't want

butt. This music is so beautiful.

Such a Even if this wasn't attached to a

video game, just if it was a soundtrack

for a film, it would win an If this was

a soundtrack for a film, it would win an

Oscar.

Period. There's soundtracks for Academy

Award-winning movies that wish they were

this good.

And sadly, I think one of the

biggest

talents, she left, didn't

she? Oh, I forgot I'm in Lindell. This

is no joke. This isn't an early on,

dude. A

gollum. Oh,

no. Why didn't I use my golden vow? Why

didn't I use the golden vow? Why didn't

I use the golden

valve? Oh

[ __ ] Oh

no. Okay.

Yeah. Uh that

um went south.

Great. That was

awesome. Yeah, you got to stick to Yeah,

I [ __ ] up there royally. That was me.

You got to stay under. That's generally

even with the fire giant. You got to try

to stay under him. Good

call. Except when they're stomping on

you. You may want to move

that drink from my hole.

O, come on. Let me get a

good. No, don't panic

roll. Where you getting rocks from,

dude?

I know what I should have did there.

That was

stupid. Ah.

Ah! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Ah, [ __ ] forgot about the pull out.

That didn't sound

right. [ __ ] thank

you. Yeah, cuz he takes the weapon down.

It's like, oh, in the clear. Oh, [ __ ]

All right. So, the hole should be open

now or

not. Why are you not giving me magic

hole powers? What did I miss

here? Cannot be used now.

What? Go [ __ ] yourself with that

message.

Blessed do talisman. What does that

do? Slowly restores

HP. No wonder why they gave me a

battle,

dude. Ah, story progression. Burnt man,

I know

you. Yeah, but dude, if you're just

running around and you don't want to use

a flask, it's could be slow as [ __ ]

Doesn't matter. That's

great. God, I'm such a [ __ ] nerd. I

got so excited over that stupid [ __ ]

talisman. Where else am I going here?

Uh what did I you miss about Jay? Uh we

are now lovers. He is moving in from

Canada. Can I pull the I can't pull

this. Why

not? Why can't I pull it? I don't want

fall. Death ahead. Well, no [ __ ]

Can I hit it? Can

I Can I sit on it and put it up my ass?

Like, what the [ __ ] is going on here?

Whatever. Goodbye.

Uh, I want to

go. I want to go

here because I'm a [ __ ] massochist.

Yeah, but see the thing with with

Capcom, are they going to add a bunch of

corny [ __ ]

dialogue? Not saying all the dialogue in

here is S tier, but it's pretty

good. Do I want to fight the boss here?

Am I [ __ ]

mad? Yes. Yes, I am.

Oh, [ __ ]

off. Wait. No, no, no. Don't [ __ ] off.

Just

die. Anyone else? Come here. I feel like

parrying. Come here. I want to parry

you.

I want to try Days Gone. I always swear

that I'm going to seriously play it and

then like life

happens. Come here.

Are you eating like another dude?

Ah, wrong move.

Oops. Days gone is good. I'll have to

finally [ __ ] with

it. Yeah, they're they're eating other

soldiers. I got to know the lore that's

going on here. I never paid attention to

it. That's a

How is that? Is he good,

guys? Okay, I'm going to murder

you. Yeah, they're they're

cannibalizing. There has to be lore

behind it. Everything in this [ __ ]

Souls game has

lore. They can't be snacking on dead

soldiers because for the hell of

it.

Oh, the pumpkin head [ __ ] is going to

come murder me, isn't

he? Yes. Hey, how are you, pal? I'm

good.

Oh, you Oh, yeah. I forgot their heads.

You can't

uh I'm going to run like a [ __ ] Thank

you. Have a great

day. Uh

torrent, let's

go. Let's not jump down a hole.

[Music]

the [ __ ]

off. Where

Hello? Oh, that wolf is out for blood.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

[ __ ]

you. Oh, no. No. I know. No. Is this a

tomb? Oh, but I hear that music. No,

I This may be where I cut the

stream. Why? I

can't. Do they have the [ __ ] horses

that go 6,000 miles an hour? The

chariots. Is this one of those

[ __ ] Yeah, it's a hero's

grave. When I hear shake it off, I think

of my girls, which is the weirdest thing

to [ __ ] say. I know it's taken out of

context, but still,

uh, I'm I know he didn't mean it the way

sounds. Listen, this is [ __ ] me in the

ass. Do I want to not [ __ ] myself in the

ass? Let me up a stat. You know

why? because I'll probably end the

stream here. Let me see. How many runes

do I have? I'm sure I have

plenty. Yeah, guys. And you know

something and you believe me or don't

believe me. I don't who because I know

people who are going to raise an eyebrow

with me. I didn't want to [ __ ] do

that. I really didn't. It's why I

haven't streamed. I knew something like

that was going to happen. Didn't

think the way it did, like I said

before.

But me, let me see what should I up

here. Yeah.

30 vigor for about this point is pretty

good. What do they soft cap it at? 50 or

40. I can't remember where they soft

capped it. I remember looking into a

video about it

before pulse. I don't want to get back

into it, dude. But

uh what's going

on? Oh, dude. Do you don't think I

expected that

DL5, Jack of

Flames. Thank you, Ster Carlos, and Natu

to end the stream. That you know, you

know what? It's time. I have

to end the stream.

I'll exit out of it to make sure it

exits

properly. Let me shut down this down. I

don't want to That was actually a good

bit of footage I got there with

interesting stuff. So, you stopped,

right?

Yes. Yeah. It's all here. the stream is

staying public and like I said in a

weird

way.

It's I'm kind of glad. I didn't never

thought, you know, people have opinions,

but Sexy Coco, you did me a

favor. You know, you really did.

next stream, you pain in the ass. But

thank you. You've also been helpful this

evening. All right, I want to transfer

this footage before I forget and it gets

lost. For everyone here again, I do

still think apology is in order. I don't

want to do that again. And that's not a

Phil thing. That's a genuine thing.

Yeah, I talk about drama here, but not

[ __ ] like that. That was dirty laundry

and it

sucked.

And it was, I'm sure, awkward for you

guys, but like I said, in a weird way, I

am glad that it

happened. I'm not going

anywhere. I'm a confident, talented

dude, and you'll see it. Matter of fact,

in a video I'm uploading

Friday. Have a good evening, guys. And

for those of you who stick with me, I

appreciate it. I mean that more than you

will ever realize. And that's just not

me talking out of my ass. There is a

turd in my ass,

though. Have a good night.

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