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motorcycle I'm a drug addict and my drug
of choice is lowballing people on
Facebook Marketplace if you've never
experienced this narcotic allow me to
paint you a picture it's 2: a.m. you
have work to do but instead you are
lowballing the [ __ ] out of some guy
named Greg but do not misunderstand you
aren't here to buy you are here to
gamble on the idea that one of these
poor [ __ ] will say yes to your
lowball offer one day instantly
catapulting you into the stratosphere of
euphoric Galaxy feeling they'll have to
shoot you up with Narcan to wake you up
have I ever successfully low balled
someone yeah I mean a couple of times I
actually low balled a guy for this truck
but if I'm being honest 90% of the time
they ignore me cuz I'm just not that
good at negotiating but I really really
want a motorcycle for cheap so the only
logical conclusion I will use AI to ride
a bot that communicates with the seller
and negotiates for me on Facebook
Marketplace is what a [ __ ] baby man
would say it's not going to negotiate
the sole purpose of this bot is to [ __ ]
with people on Facebook Marketplace to
lowball them non-stop to break them down
psychologically negotiating is for
terrorists and these people are worse
than terrorists then when they're at
their lowest I'll swoop in with an offer
and get massive discount and they'll
have no [ __ ] idea shut the [ __ ] up
bro okay Gamers this this code is the
first step I know it doesn't look like
much and that's cuz I hid most of it
because it's very ugly but it's
important because it g gathers
information for us and how are you going
to Gaslight someone without information
say you're in Facebook Marketplace and
you see something you like all you have
to do is copy paste the URL and then
automatically it will open the product
page in a chrome window it'll strip away
all the useful information the miles on
it the transmission whatever the stupid
ass seller wrote in the description so
we can use it later and by use it later
I mean put it in a chat gbt and ask it
to write a mean message but man would it
be annoying if you had to copy and paste
this now we can run this and no hands no
hander mind you yes yes yes read all
that [ __ ] bring it to chat
what [ __ ] what is this hey I came across
your listing thanks you said thanks
you're supposed to be an [ __ ] look it
says right here maybe you thought I was
just calling it an [ __ ] let's try it
again I tweaked The Prompt a little bit
and also named the bot Chad jeti come on
Chad let's [ __ ] go check I see your
post about the motorcycle and I'm not
interested in your sub story sitting on
a bike with a salvage title do you know
what salvage title means it means junk
in bold letters who cares about fancy
turn signal I'll take it off your hands
for 1,000 bucks take it or leave it I've
got better things to do than to haggle
over your curbside treasure that's what
about that worked pretty good and it's
pretty much ready to start messaging
people for real but how are we going to
know if it's actually better than a
person at negotiating for that you would
need a control group of people that
would take just too long that's why I
started 2 months ago subject one Lauren
bought this camera listed for $550 for
only $450 good job Lauren how'd you
manage that hi would you you do 400 cash
$450 sounds good powerful stuff denois
got this office chair listed for $350
for only
$350 what the [ __ ] happened there Jason
got this exercise bike for 10% off
there's a whole bunch more but in in the
end it the average amount of people
negotiated down was 11.6% that's the
number that our bot needs to be you
might be wondering how is the study in
any way
scientific now we can finally buy
something to test out the gaslighting we
could get a blue door or maybe a PAW
Patrol scool or I was thinking a new
monitor for my computer oh no how' that
happen is to [ __ ] with people
oh man oh beans I don't want to talk
about it anyways this looks like a good
Monitor and for convenience I made this
Custom Chrome extension so you just have
to find the product you want come up
here hit gas light a dashboard pops up
the product you want to buy and you just
wait and wait and wait and then this
pops up it's like the Facebook page of
the person I am you don't touch anything
don't touch anything boom okay haven't
touched anything pops up does it
automatically goes here but B look at
that [ __ ] puts the chbt message yeah
hey there I'm interested in that
flickering mess you call a monitor about
I take it off your hands for 20 bucks
with all that color popping and [ __ ]
stop pretending it's worth 50 now we
just wait give them a few hours to think
about his life choices and then I'll
make an offer for dude no [ __ ] way wait
wait
what you know how doing like the bot
gaslighting thing the bot sent the
message like [ __ ] you stupid Monitor and
it offered less than 50% of what he
offered he agreed to the bot that's
[ __ ] go no that's not what supposed
to happen dude what do you mean no it's
not supposed to I hope he's not too
mad dude he's going to beat your ass the
seller was late to our meeting which
gave me time to think about my strategy
I'm going to poop my pants I shouldn't
have drank coffee I'm going to poop I
was corn dogging bad but it didn't phase
me I had to lock in hey how you going no
no it's all good your mom or something
yeah I lied so she she told you about I
use this for like for gaming yeah Just
One gaming Just One gaming yeah yeah is
it good I mean it seems all right yeah I
was wondering why you accepted such an
aggressive message from my mom oh no I I
I didn't feel that way what do you mean
it didn't feel that way I'm interested
in that flickering mess that you call a
monitor you didn't what do you mean you
didn't yeah you said like 20 bucks yep
thank you man I appreciate it I had
secured the monitor but I couldn't get
rid of a nagging feeling dude I feel
kind of bad
why that I didn't get it for less money wo
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wow nice feet
broe the bot works first try nothing I
make ever works first try why would you
say that why would you say [Music]
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that oh hey guys didn't see you there
come on let me catch up on uh what's
been happening it all started right here
when I sat down to buy the second thing
from Facebook oh your account has been
banned go [ __ ] yourself idiot was all
right I thought this was going to happen
I have multiple accounts let's try the
next account and the next account and
the next account every single one has
been banned so I contacted my cousin in
Pakistan he gave me the link to a site
where I can just buy Facebook accounts
then I had 50 Pakistani Facebook
accounts and they weren't getting banned
but then they couldn't message anyone
they get prompted for phone number
verification because Facebook doesn't
trust them so I do the next logical
thing we're going to Best Buy prepaid
SIM cards baby oops you're about 20
years too late prepaid sim card
companies recycle phone numbers so every
single one has already been use to make
a Facebook account I've become desperate
I need better quality accounts so I go
on gry market account forums and finally
I find legitimate looking accounts and
you know what happens they still get
banned why why I start to think why I
got good accounts I got my software
written I'm using a VPN oh maybe it's
the VPN so I start researching normally
when they log into Facebook everyone has
a different IP address but people using
a VPN all look like they're coming from
the same IP address I am massively
simplifying so 100,000 requests from the
same place make it pretty obvious that
that IP address is a VPN companies will
keep a big list of these addresses
they're called known proxy lists so
Facebook trusts these accounts less well
then how did I get around this if you
guessed I went back to the store to buy
more SIM cards so I can use some like
little Wi-Fi hotspots then you are
probably a scammer but you are you're
right and it kind of works now I had to
do a couple more things to get it fully
functional but if I say those things
YouTube will get mad at me so I'll put
them on patreon instead good plug classy
plug give me your money with the bot
done there's only really one responsible
thing left to do and that's to Gaslight
some elderly people on Facebook [Music]
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Marketplace no time no time ignore it
ignore it IGN it ignore it buying don't
okay five bucks huh don't make me laugh
hello hey how you going nice to meet oh
yep that's my waifu looks beautiful it's
giant I've never seen like that big you
said uh $3 you have any trouble selling
it a lot of people have asked not a lot
of people buying how about going man
yeah than I got it I got it
I want a motorcycle helmet listen up
champ that's a lot to ask for a helmet
with scuff marks you get a lot of people
asking about it what I first posted it
not so much but then the last few days
I've been getting bombarded with
messages uh welder to to weld things you
know what do you weld uh I started doing
uh steel sculptures and now I just uh I
make uh pillows out of exotic animals
okay like zebra and giraffe looks like
it's got everything do you have any
trouble selling it yeah like the female
Bots at low ball you yeah Bots why would
I send you just one or two or three
everyone I message it's at least five
Bots all o balling them all at the same
time actually it's over the course of 24
hours to make it not arise suspicion let
me read you some of my favorite messages
that the Bots have sent so far hey there
I should mention that I've given each
bot a different personality by just
tweaking the chat GPT prompt hey there
yeah I'm super interested in your
Lincoln Electric MIG welder since I'm
saving up for an epic trip to Japan I
was wondering if you'd accept $65 for it
AR we
got what the [ __ ] I said that [ __ ] to a
real person hey there I saw you're
listing for the ratcheting wrenches my
college textbook fees have been really
breaking the bank and my spirit would
you maybe consider selling them for
$15 all right I'm over it this stuff is
cool but remember I want to buy a
motorcycle so let's see which ones we
can afford oh none of them cuz I blew
the entire Budget on Pakistani Facebook
account seriously though I want
something cheap like a fixer upper you
know it's something I can use all these
tools I just bought Boom come full
circle call back previously in the video
Boom YouTube video good also those
accounts were really expensive so
nothing too nice like this it's cool but
this guy is a little too honestly it's
pretty sweet but I don't think there's
anything wrong with it that's kind of
cool it's only $1,000 oh wait this is
not even a
well this is it I'm sending the final
message for the motorcycle I've
gaslighted this person with every bot
that I have and uh it's time for me to
nervous yes yes yes yes yes God damn
[ __ ] anyways I got the motorcycle
today's a day today's a day cuz my
tailgate one of the cables is broken
gate yeah on our way to finally pick up
the motorcycle oh wow she's beautiful
hello oh it looks great you said it it
runs fine well it has in a long time
don't worry I didn't understand that
either cuz most of the audio from this
is completely useless which is fine it's
fine what ended up happening is I closed
the deal secured the bike and all that
really matters is that the motorcycle
looks [ __ ] sick oh man okay so it's
not legally or technically a motorcycle
but you guys are missing the point what
you should be asking is how much money
did the bot save me on this 20-year-old
broken down not running moped I got this
bad boy for 15% off and if you remember
the average person gets 11.6% off
meaning the bot saved me
$34 off the purchase of this ,000
vehicle let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ]
go and yes I did spend $6 or $700 on
Pakistani Facebook accounts to make the
bot run and no the moped does not run
yet so I'm pretty good at computers and
electronics type of stuff but engines
have always just been like a little bit
witchcraft type [ __ ] so I don't know
what's wrong with it immediately it
makes a noise like the starter motor
makes a noise but the engine just
doesn't start but I only imagine it
could be like the oil there's a lot of
metal on metal contact in an engine and
the oil helps to cut down on the
friction between the parts if someone
changes their oil often it means they
take good care of the mopz attension
it's it's Italian that means it's the
original filter this thing's 15 years
old that's not great but let's try nope
it was not the oil it could be the
carburetor bad carburetors are like a
mythical scary thing but they're
actually just like a glorified spray
bottle see Gasoline by itself isn't all
that powerful but when you mix it with
air by turning it into a Mist that's
what happens in your engine and that's
really all this little [ __ ] does so
I'm just going to watch a YouTube video
on how to clean it kind of like how I'm
watching a YouTube video right now about
carburetors so I can teach you guys how
carburetors work also the carburetor was
not the problem it could be the spark
plug it does what the name is it's just
a spark and it lights that gas on fire
sometimes they stop sparking but this
one Sparks so this definitely won't be
what fixes it oh oh
oh yeah yeah I'm the [ __ ] best
sometimes it you don't even have to know
what fixes something you know you just
take it apart put it back together and
then it it works again and sometimes you
weld truck nuts to your moped to justify
buying a welder it's just how life
is so I think we can conclude that the
ball was a success it's sa me 34
on this bad boy and all we had to do was
systematically Gaslight a bunch of
people on Facebook marketplace now I did
end up telling them about the Bots those
were all me were you yeah it was all us
on like separate accounts four five
maybe Were Us it was like a bot it was
like a bot yeah and I ended up paying
them the full original asking price for
what they were selling cuz I felt bad
but I just wanted to see if it would
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thanks for watching if you enjoyed the
video uh let it simmer in your brain and
your subconscious for the next couple
days if you didn't then don't do that if
you like the shirt I've been wearing my
girlfriend made it and I'm selling it
now and my girlfriend says if I sell
enough I could win a personal pan pizza
from Pizza Hut so please it's a really
nice high quality Hawaiian shirt it's
like oh [ __ ] high quality Hawaiian shirt
it's got a quirky little spam be pattern
on it it's really nice so if you're
interested you can go here and go to
this website if you want to buy it and
uh yeah that's it thanks for watching
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