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So this is how decomposition of liquid happens...
...using electricity.
Any doubts? - Sir, when pass electricity...
...using cathode and anode.
Why does the atoms of sodium...
...gets attracted to carbon cathode.
Why do they get attracted carbon instead of chlorine?
Sir, I don't understand this. Can you please explain me?
Okay. Any doubts?
Excuse me, sir! I have a doubt.
Yes. - Sir, I wanted to ask this.
When I came first day to this class...
...Kareena was sitting with Akash.
Okay? Then the next day she sat with Vivek.
On the third day, Kareena...
...was sitting with Kunal.
Why isn't Kareena sitting with me?
Do I look so bad?
Do I eat humans? What is the problem, sir?
Why does it happen during your class?
I will shoot you. - Sir!
Sir, escape!
Sir!
Hey, shall we bunk the practicals of Bio?
What!
You wish to bunk the practicals of Bio, do you?
Do you know how much I love Biology?
Don't you know I always wanted to become a doctor?
I wanted it since my childhood so that I can treat people.
What all one has to do to become a doctor!
You want to bunk the practicals of Bio, don't you?
What nonsense! Come on...
...it's extremely important. Lets not miss it.
We need to quietly follow the teacher's instructions.
So we are going to do my favorite practical.
Ashish will perform this practical.
Thank you, sir.
What do you want me to do, sir?
Should I adjust the specimen in the microscope?
No. - Then what?
Today, we will...
...dissect the cockroach.
Well... - Hold it like a pen.
Sir, I can't do this.
Sir, she is looking into my eyes and asking...
...would you dissect me?
It could be somebody's...
...relative. It's family would be waiting.
And you expect me...
...to dissect it? No, I can't do it.
If you don't, I'll make sure you fail.
Okay, sir.
I will do it right away.
Mister.
The form for switching from biology to geography...
...will be available here, right?
Yes, you will get it here. - Thank you, mister.
I am confused. Should I opt for Commerce or Science?
Go ahead and take Commerce.
Ashish, put your phone in silent mode.
I don't worry about my phone.
This is the brand new 'Asus Zenfone 5Z'.
It automatically adjusts its ringtone...
...as per the background noise.
It has an AI technology in it.
Why should we care if the phone rings or not?
They are the teachers of commerce. They'll not object.
They are just like a family.
Oh, my family. - Sir!
Give me your phone.
S-Sir, I'm sorry.
Tomorrow, ask your parents to take this phone from me.
Sir, I'm sorry.
Sir.
The teachers of commerce...
...are so lenient...
They behave just like our family.
Anmol, please send me the pictures of those notes.
Yes, wait a minute.
Your phone gives out such an awful photo quality.
You use such an inferior phone.
Let me click the photo using my Asus Zenfone 5Z.
Check it out. This phone is enabled...
...with AI scene detection.
It has automatically switched to text mode now.
It has 16 scene detection types like these in total.
You can't click a superior photograph using a cheap phone.
Which chapter is it?
This isn't a chapter but an answer.
What!
Don't you know that? It's the principle of...
...management. An extremely lengthy answer.
'The subject of Commerce are so simple.'
'You don't need to mug up anything.'
Sir, I'm done with my examination.
I have filled the entire paper with theory.
Take it, sir.
You have written a good introduction.
You will definitely get one mark for it.
Where is the rest of the answer?
'The exams of Commerce...
...are so simple.'
'You don't need to struggle for marks.'
Sir, give me 200 supplements more.
Man, I can't equate LHS and RHS!
I solved the right side first and then the left side.
Why is it not getting equated? Sin and...
...Cot of LHS and RHS are still unsolved.
When I solved Cot, I find a new Sin function.
What is all this? - Listen, friend.
Maths in our country...
...is such. if you solve it in just two steps...
...nobody will care about it. If you...
...solve the same sum in eight steps...
...and if you apply all the theorems in it...
...the sum will be solved and you will get the marks too.
Now you write over here.
I will apply some random theorem...
...let the teacher do whatever he wants.
Write that you are multiplying both the sides by zero.
LHS into zero is equal to zero.
RHS into zero is equal to zero.
Zero equal zero. Hence it is proved...
...that LHS is equal to RHS.
You'll be happy, so would be the teacher...
...God will be happy too. Go and break the coconut!
That's amazing! I missed it completely.
This balance sheet isn't getting tallied.
I have written all the entries and also adjusted them.
I still can't tally the balance sheet.
Listen to me. I will give you a simple solution.
I know. You want me to write...
...the total of debit at the credit side.
I used to do that in my childhood.
Write here.
My accountant handles all this.
Call him as he is the one who looks after all that.
How much is the difference? - 100.
Oh, is that so?
Take this 100 rupee note and stick over it.
Apply gum or even spit will do.
Submit the paper.
Teacher will accept the currency note.
He will tally it by himself.
You will get your marks directly at home.
Teacher is happy, so are you and God...
...is happy too. Go and break a coconut.
That's great, man! I missed on it completely.
Did you bring your assignment?
No, man. I forgot everything because of biology.
What about you? - I forgot it too.
How about everybody else? Did anyone do the assignment?
Fine. Let's meet sir and tell him this.
Nobody has done the assignment today.
We'll ask him to postpone the date of assignment. How is it?
Okay. That's a great idea. - Okay. - Awesome.
That's the best idea. - So.
Submit your assignments.
Sir, nobody has done...
...their assignment today.
So we all request you to...
...postpone the submission date of the assignment.
Yes, sir. Please postpone the date of assignment.
Sir, you don't need to do that.
My assignment is ready!
'No, man. I forgot it too.'
There was a traitor amongst us.
Thrash him! - 'Hey!'
It's the last day of assignment submission today.
How many of you have done the assignment?
I have done it.
Just three assignments out of the batch 20.
Don't worry. Each one of your's assignment will be submitted today.
How is that possible?
I have a fantastic idea.
Hey, what are you doing?
Sir, I forgot attach the page of my name.
Name is pretty essential. - Yes, you are already aware...
...how students are nowadays. They submit each other's project.
That's right. They add their name over the top.
I'll see you, sir. - Okay.
You rogue!
Wait! Stop right there!
Let's begin...
...with the attendance.
Ram. - Present sir.
Hari. - Present sir.
Shankar. - Present sir.
Ashish. - Present sir.
Gangodhar. - Sir, he is absent.
Why so? - Sir, he faces a lot of limits at home.
Because his parents are removing...
...the derivatives from him.
But we are his friends after all.
We will integrate everything.
Friendship is strong.
Hence proved.
Rohit. - Sir, he is absent too.
Why so?
Sir, he studies for 17 hours in total.
He is on a saline drip.
He took science despite being poor.
Hello, my child.
You get into Commerce.
Sorry, sir.
Vasu.
Sir, he expired last week.
What? - He died under the weight...
...of RD Sharma's books.
Our life has turned into a parabola.
Sometime up and sometimes down.
If I'm making a building...
...will I write derivatives on it? - No.
I can't take attendance.
I can't. Let's study.
Chapter number two.
So you are here. Useless.
Nice that I have a decent salary.
Otherwise I would have shot each one of you.
I'm taking the attendance.
Tanmay. - Present sir.
Ankit. - Present!
Abhishek. - Present sir.
Ashish. - Present sir!
He is here too.
He will rag me again.
Bhuvan. - Present sir.
Amit. - Present sir.
Prajakta. - Present sir.
Who said that?
Harsh. - He will not come hereafter.
Why so? - It's his wish!
Why do you care? Do your job. Take the attendance.
You and your pony tail!
Just wander with your pony tail.
Nikunj. - Sir, a car dashed on him.
Tushar. - He was the driver.
Rishabh.
Dog ate him. - What!
Dog ate his homework. You just mind your job.
I will chop his pony tail and stuff it into his mouth.
Darshan. - Sir, his neighbor's wife is pregnant.
So? - Sir, that lady's husband...
...has not been home since two years.
What he has got to do with it? - Who hired you as teacher?
Dinesh. - Sir, he is drenched in the rain.
So? - He is drying himself up at home.
Simran. - She will not.
I mean she is absent.
The lady with a beard.
Rohit.
Rohit.
Sir, he is absent.
That's amazing!
He has not come since a month.
I'm used to it now.
Garry. - Sir, he has left to Lonavala with his beloved.
Why are you laughing? - He has gone with your beloved.
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