The narrative follows Grover's arduous and violent ascent up a stairway to Heaven, where each step represents a sin, culminating in a confrontation with God and an unexpected transformation.
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here's your steps to Heaven most steps
of your sins go over all 1, 48,5 76 of
them you think yours is long wait till
you've seen mine Grover has accepted the
challenge to climb a stairway into
heaven each step marks a sin that he
committed in his past life the bigger
the sin the bigger the step if he climbs
the entire thing he'll face judgment
based on his efforts unfortunately
Grover made plenty of sins about 1, 48,3
76 of them and the stairs will turn into
a slide after every 7 days but none of
it deters Grover he brought the Glock
with him even if it does take an
eternity to master the flight of stairs
he would be the Muppet to kill
God the stairs have yet to turn into a
slide at 7 Days end and those larger
steps that were his grave sins were no
match for his thirst to shoot him who
kill God after only 6 days 23 hours and
35 minutes Grover has ascended most of
the 1 mil
48576 steps to heaven but to a shock
Kermit was up there waiting for him how
can this be yelled Grover you were
supposed to climb your own stairs and it
was bigger than mine right with a calm
demeanor Kermit answered him you've come
a long way for your purpose my child but
next week let's get serious and laid a
foot on every single step so you don't
look like a furry blo cheater then
Grover got his face kicked and fell to the
the
bottom after many failures Grover
finally made it to Heaven again at the
top of his sinful steps and this time he
remembered to push Kermit down those
stairs before going to complete his primary
primary
Mission as Grover concentrated on where
God might be he noticed a growing glow
all around him his his teeth began
vibrating as it reached a blinding
Crescendo forcing him to shut his eyes
tightly as he waited for his Nemesis to
appear his head felt to be in the grip
of a closing Vice in a terrified frenzy
his words jumbled and somehow Cried Out
show me
God instantly the buzzing and glowing
stopped Grover began to see himself in a
puddle At His Feet it stared him in the
face he had you served God
he was handed down ultimate power in the
moment of Kermit's tumbling collapse and
is now in control of every aspect of the
cosmos the Sun and Moon good and evil
and all the things sacred are in his
hands to maintain
alone that was never part of the plan
Grover intended to shoot God and by God he
he
will God where are you you P ass
I'm here for you and I've got nothing to
news that this is gone I stall before I
died Grover didn't get a response I know
you're hiding I get it R chips weren't
supposed to be invented Grover looked
around for a few minutes before he
realized God isn't here at this point he
wondered if God was that frog he just
shoved down the stairs but in any case
he kept his guard
up God punishes Grover by flinging him
out of the Gates of Heaven doomed to
fall down the infinite stairway while
shattering every bone in his body till
time how long has it been
years no not years not decades not
centuries no time there was no time he
was still thinking like a mortal Grover
knew that the day he left Earth was the
last day he was a part of the moment
before he entered the portal was the
last time he was a part of this
world time is
gone all of eternity stretches Forward
Forever a single second a million years
it's all the same now the neon flashes
of the multicolored radiation that
spilled forth from the Distortion in
deep space the bright white of the world
when he first left his mother's womb it
had all melted together into a singular
moment a NeverEnding eternity time was
gone on his quest to seek the unknown
Grover had become immortal Grover had
died he saw the birth of the universe
and he saw the heat death and he could
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