The content details a disastrous first date where the man's excessive pride and controlling behavior regarding his expensive Tesla overshadowed any potential for connection, leading to a clear rejection for a second date.
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everybody knows that every successful
first date should start with a prank you
know what when you pick her up and you
get to the restaurant if there's some
stairs oops tripped you what no my God
and then before you sit down at the
table of course you got to pull the
chair out from underneath her before she
sits down what H sure you might break a
couple bones but at least she knows
you've got a funny bone that is fully
intact uhhuh and that's what Travis did
I guess on his first date he tried to
play a prank and maybe it didn't work
out well for him because he's not
getting a call back what's up Travis how
are you hey guys oh my God and you still
think it's funny listen to you laugh oh
I mean hearing you introduce it that way
I was like yeah it is a good way to
start a date so you agree with yeah that
sent her to the hospital awesome I mean
if she doesn't laugh at it then she's
not the one for you right now the prank
that you described in your email wasn't
quite as good as the pranks that I
described but no it wasn't like a full
contact prank yeah okay that's good
that's maybe where you went
wrong maybe all right so tell us about
your prank before we get into the rest
of the date uh so I I picked her up and
uh I drove her to a Taco Bell drive-thru
oh that's actually kind of funny like
you made her think that that's where you
guys were going to dinner yes I I was
like oh so we're here uh you know pick
whatever you want oh that's pretty fun
funny what's her name Heather and did
she laugh you know it's a little chuckle
but you know I don't think she thought
it was as funny as I did I think you
still think it's
hilarious I see she didn't get it at
first oh wait how did you guys meet oh
I'm dating app oh yeah so she probably
didn't think it was a joke I mean that's
the thing the bar is set so low she's
like another one is that like a
realistic thing that would happen I feel
like from the stories we hear of people
who use Tinder and stuff yeah it
definitely could be a real thing
yeah but she was pretty freaked out so
sense so you did actually take her on a
real date though yes all right what did
you guys do oh we just went out for
drinks and had a nice dinner with
Italian stuff and I don't know it was
really great she's she's gorgeous
honestly like the from her picture I was
super excited so I got reservations at a
nice place and we had a good time and I
paid for everything and actually I like
to tip big whenever on a date and uh
what to show off to show that you like
have enough money or just because yeah
okay oh you're that guy can you break a
$100 bill and you like let her know hold
it over towards her so that she can see
how much you're writing down again I
sort of made it out to be like a joke
but I actually yeah wanted to show her
well you made it out like a joke so did
you actually joke with her about the tip
like yeah she like oh you know got take
care of my people they take care of me
you know just how much did you take
uh it was
generous well I think it was around like
60% whoa so more than came through with
the joke dang well I mean I started off
going the other way so I had to kind of
right let her know it's probably only
good if your waiter's a dude though
because if it's she might think you're
hitting on her being like I'm gonna give
her such a big tip she's always going to
remember me yeah there's a gray area
okay well was your waiter a dude yes
okay Okay cool so wait were you the guy
on the date I mean it sounds like you're
kind of a jokester right I like this
thing I like to have fun is it natural
or is it pretty put on cuz maybe she got
tired of it I maybe that's a reason why
she wasn't calling you
back maybe there's no like turning
there's no off switch there's no off
switch with you all right always on okay
you could have been yeah how did the
date end I mean it wasn't the like
entire outcome that I expected I was
kind of hoping you know for a kiss or
something or invite me in or I didn't
get any of that okay plans I mean did
you make plans to see each other again I
mean I tried you know I even called her
as soon as she shut the door but I
couldn't really get you called her as
soon as she shut the door were you
attempting to be funny with that I just
you know just like oh afterthought kind
of thing um kind of played it off that
way but I didn't really get a chance so
wait talk her about it she didn't answer
no o has she answered anything no yeah
okay well maybe she's playing a prank on
you yeah prank I don't never want to see
you again call I mean if that's what
she's doing it's pretty funny yeah it is
except she never calls you back gotcha
yeah I mean that wouldn't be good but I
mean if she's really kind of that way I
I respect it I like her even more all
right well well play a song and then
come back and get your second date
update all right okay all right man hang
on hello hi is this Heather this is her
hey Heather how are you this is jubble
from Brook and jubble in the
morning uh I'm well who are you again
jubel from Brook and jubble in the
morning it's a radio
show okay and what are you calling about
well I'm calling you today because one
of our listeners actually sent say an
email wanting to get a hold of you I can
you hold on for a second I'm on the
toilet sure that is maybe the most
honest response you've ever gotten to
that information okay then sorry for the
bad timing
uh yeah hold on okay I'm good so what's
going on um well I I just want to make
sure everything's cool over there yeah
you good yeah yeah we're I'm good I'm
good all right one of our listeners sent
us an email because you went on a date
with them and now you won't call them
back so they thought maybe we could help
figure out why oh it's called the second
date update that's where if you go out
on a date with somebody and then end up
blowing them off they can email us to
get you on the phone and see if we can
figure out what happened you know since
you won't talk to them is his name
Travis yes yeah it is Travis yeah Travis
just doesn't quit does he kind of a
cooky guy who is always on that's how he
described himself at least um I mean I
didn't see it as that but maybe he would
describe himself that way how would how
would you see him then oh my goodness he
was just sort of obnoxious and
pretentious and a little bit like
controlling I don't know pretentious
pretty terrible pretentious and
controlling I didn't get that from him
well you weren't the one on the date
with him like I was yeah not yet true
not yet not yet right I don't know he
sounded nice to me we talked to him
about your date and he thought you guys
had fun oh my gosh is he like delusional
I mean apparently he is because honestly
when we asked him like well why wouldn't
she be calling you back he was totally
clueless well did he tell you about his
precious car his Tesla that he just got
oh no he's a Tesla guy he didn't tell
you about it like that's all he talked
about the whole night really really so
is he just obsessed with his Tesla yes
he wouldn't stop talking about it
showing me all the features and how cool
it is and I'm like okay I get it like
you got a new car you know you're
excited about about it I was going to
give him the benefit of the doubt at
first because you know if I get a new
car I'd probably be happy about it too
yeah and those are cool cars not a lot
of people get to go in them right so it
was nice to get to ride a one I guess
yeah but then we get to the restaurant
and he's still just concerned about his
car like I was picking out things I
wanted to order because he was asking me
well what are you going to get what do
you think about getting and at first I
wanted the margarita pizza and he was
like no no you'll get stuff all over
your hands and it could get in my car
why don't you
use a fork don't get finger food you may
ruin the Tesla yeah like I don't know
how I'm going to get food from the
restaurant into your car it's not like
we're eating in your car but that would
make me want to order the margarita
pizza then i' be like oh really well I'm
gonna order it yeah I almost did because
then every suggestion I made after that
he kept like vetoing it he didn't want
me to get the the lobster Linguini cuz
he was like oh that's really
greasy where you're going to grease up
the seats in his Tes because you get
some sort of greasy food well not just
that but he thought that the smell of
the lobster would somehow get into the
leather seats of his car and that his
car smell like lobster do you think
you're going to take a bath in Lobster
instead of just EA I don't know I guess
oh my God and why is this guy even
dating it sounds like he's in love with
his car and no one will ever match it
right he didn't even want garlic bread
like he sent the garlic bread back
because it was too
buttery man so basically this dude
should not be doing anything because it
could possibly maybe ruin his Tesla yeah
it it was it was really weird and really
controlling too I'm like you can't just
tell me what I can eat and what I can't
eat like I was really put off and I was
like I just want the date to be over at
this point would the date have gotten
better if he let you order whatever you
want and then called you an Uber so you
didn't stink up his seats oh that would
have been terrible too look yeah look at
you finding a solution to make everybody happy
happy
ju all right date's done I'll meet you
somewhere else just you got to get Uber
can't drive my car anymore cuz you
ordered the lobster all right garlic
breath it was literally the worst date
ever ever wow ever how is how is that
possible who's that well Heather that's
Travis he's actually on the other line
listening and apparently couldn't wait
to talk to you oh my god he's on the he
heard the whole thing yeah I heard
everything well I guess now you know why
I haven't called you back yeah Heather
I'll have you know that the Tesla it's
like it's the most technologically
advanced car that's even being made like
oh my go people wait people wait for
years to get their Tesla like they
pre-order them yeah but why I get that
but like why do you have to control what
I eat because you're that concerned I
mean it's not just that I was
controlling what you eat I was
controlling what I eat too like any food
any of the
Foody things greasy chocolate no coffee
nothing that can make some kind of stain
does not get to go in my Tesla oh my God
so you don't bring the food into the car
but you could eat it in a
restaurant you got to really wash up
good you know TR are you are you
listening to what she's saying I mean at
first you went from like the guy who
can't stop bragging about his car and
then you went to the guy who's like
weirdly controlling about his vehicle
honestly you sound like someone that
doesn't own 100 $20,000
car you're very right when you have a
Toyota Corolla you're not complaining
about people eating it but you know when
you have a beautiful Tesla like I do
it's it's a different story I mean
you're crazy you made me wash my hands
twice to make sure that I was clean
enough to enter your car I mean listen I
picked you up I paid for everything I
tipped pretty generously and I think you
know using a couple wet naps before and
after dinner like that's not a big ask
so wait you're saying that she owes you
the handwashing because you paid for
everything did I mention my car cost
$120,000 what no I don't I don't think
you said that
Travis that's like that's like a beach
cottage yeah I guess well yeah I guess I
would be like a beach cottage somewhere
or a mansion in Detroit I don't know
that's a lot of money though I age it's
a lot of money but I don't think you're
going to have a lot of people that want
to ride in your car if they can't do
anything I mean it's simple you just you
know you clean up you don't make sure
nothing smells make sure you didn't eat
anything that smells you know you wash
your hand I mean it's a very expensive
car yeah we got that dude not only are
you not going to want to have people
ride it you're not going to have anyone
that wants to date you because you
that's all you talk about is how much
money you paid for a damn car I it's not
a matter of money it's a matter of
respect and if you respected me or this
beautiful machine you wouldn't bring
your Filthy Hands in there that's all
Filthy Hands Travis you made me eat a
salad like with a fork light dressing
there's no way I was getting anything
filthy into your car you're just being
super paranoid and crazy well
vinegarette is pretty tough to get out
that's all I'm saying all right oh my
God drop it there's not one apology from
Travis Heather would you like to go out
with Travis again on a second date we no
absolutely are you sure cuz we'll pay
for it I'm positive no please don't
waste your money sorry Travis no second
date yeah listen Heather this is your
loss I liked you I had them call you I
called the radio and had them get in
touch with you because I really wanted
to hear from you again you know what you
blew it cuz you could have had a chance
to ride my car anytime you want
well the ship has
sailed you know what I think I'm gonna
be just fine
not think that's all cleared up and um
thank you guys for actually having me on
the radio so that he knows now why I'm
not going to call him back and he could
stop trying okay well stay strong don't
have any regrets hey maybe I'll see you
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