0:04 Somebody nated my compound. [laughter] [screaming]
0:08 [laughter]
0:10 WHAT WAS THAT?
0:13 HELL HELL NO, BRO. [laughter]
0:15 All Seal Team Six heard when they broke
0:21 That's what 1400 hours of experience
0:22 sounds like, boys. [laughter]
0:24 People that are lactose intolerant when
0:26 I expose them to 3 million pounds of radiation.
0:28 radiation. [laughter]
0:30 [laughter]
0:32 What does lactose have anything to do
0:34 with anything? [laughter]
0:36 This is the most like fitting race for
0:38 the stolen jokes format.
0:39 Most fitting race for what?
0:41 The stolen jokes format. Like the Tik
0:43 Tok [ __ ]
0:45 So far, this is like the most accurate race.
0:45 race.
0:47 Except they're like nailing it. No problem.
0:47 problem.
0:49 Let's steal someone else's joke. Let's
0:50 do it back to them.
0:52 Oh, true, dude. Uh,
0:53 we use some comedy.
0:54 Knock knock.
0:57 Who's there? Uh, James Charles.
1:00 James Charles. Who? James Charles gay man.
1:02 man. [laughter]
1:06 Oh no. You wrong for that. You wrong for
1:07 that. [laughter]
1:11 You wrong for that.
1:12 Emoji time seven.
1:14 What did the priest say to the little boy?
1:15 boy?
1:16 What? Man,
1:18 something illegal. [laughter]
1:22 So funny, mate.
1:24 What did you say to God?
1:25 What? Dude,
1:28 I am God. [laughter]
1:30 He was looking in the mirror.
1:33 So stupid. [laughter]
1:33 [laughter]
1:35 I'm going to just end it after that one.
1:37 Shoot it anyway. Stop resisting.
1:39 I KILLED HIM. I KILLED HIM. I KILLED
1:41 HIM. IT WAS WE DID IT. WE DID IT, GUYS.
1:41 WE DID IT.
1:42 OH, YEAH.
1:44 HE WAS wearing a yellow hoodie. HERE HE IS.
1:45 IS.
1:47 WE SAVED THE DAY.
1:48 WE SAVED the day.
1:50 Oh, it was Did you also shoot this civilian?
1:51 civilian?
1:51 All right.
1:52 No, he's already dead. I think
1:53 he's already been here,
1:55 guys. We completed the mission. Everyone
1:57 hit page up. That was easy.
1:58 Page up. Page up.
1:59 Oh, that's actually just a mission.
2:00 WE'RE DONE.
2:01 YEAH. [screaming]
2:01 LET'S GO.
2:03 WE DID IT.
2:04 WE DID IT.
2:07 LET'S GO, DUDE. WE GOT SOME XP, DUDE. We
2:07 got some
2:09 I don't think we did. I don't think we did.
2:10 did.
2:12 POSITIVE. LET'S GO.
2:14 OH, [laughter] NEVER MIND.
2:18 Unauthorized use of just a D. A
2:34 pig. I'm scared. I don't have anything.
2:36 Every black person ever.
2:37 All right. [laughter] Okay.
2:45 All right.
2:47 All right. Listen, guys. You guys please
2:49 need to stop. I'm I'm asking you very
2:51 nicely. [laughter] I just see a tug.
2:53 Hey yo, what was that?
2:54 Oh, sorry, misclick.
2:55 Was that a tugboat?
2:57 It was a penis.
2:59 I'll tug your penis. [snorts]
3:00 Hey yo, please stop.
3:02 I love working out with my boyfriend on
3:03 my lap.
3:05 Well, yeah, it is nice to have a gym,
3:07 buddy. But
3:09 hey, hey,
3:12 bounce on that thing.
3:14 Oh, his dump is going to make me puke. [laughter]
3:15 [laughter]
3:17 Can I ask one thing? What are you What
3:19 are What is your intent on the server?
3:21 Like what are you doing? Like I'm I'm
3:23 trying to be the the nicest possible but
3:25 you guys are starting to work on my
3:28 nerves a bit. [laughter]
3:30 Hello Perry and Ice.
3:34 Please can you guys stop? I I ask you
3:38 very nicely. Please. [laughter] Okay.
3:39 Okay.
3:43 Can you guys stop, please? [laughter]
3:45 I'm going to let you guys go. If it's
3:47 going to be a ban for both of you if you
3:49 guys carry on videoing people. All right.
3:49 All right.
3:52 So, I'm just working out.
3:54 I I understand. I understand. But
3:56 the only intent we have on this server
3:57 is to get some gains, man.
3:58 All right, guys. I'm going to let you
4:01 guys go, right? And then please stop.
4:01 All right.
4:03 What kind of lock is this?
4:05 Probably a combination.
4:08 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What kind of lock
4:10 is this?
4:17 Sorry. Don't get it. Yeah. Can you do it
4:19 again? [sighs]
4:24 If I must. What kind of lock is this?
4:29 I don't get it.
4:30 Could you explain it?
4:34 Wait. Wait. Is it a joke?
4:35 [laughter]
4:37 Say it one word at a time, but like put
4:38 an emphasis on the punch line.
4:40 This feels like a fever dream. And I
4:41 feel like I'm playing with Qubble cop
4:43 right now. [laughter]
4:45 I don't know much about Quueble Cop.
4:45 Me either.
4:48 His grandpa owned a slave. I know that. What?
4:49 What?
4:51 Yeah. And he forced her to marry him and
4:53 and then Quubble Cop tweeted that and
4:54 said, "Love is love, guys. You could
4:56 marry anyone." [snorts]
4:57 Wait, really?
4:59 It's a genuine tweet he made. No, I
5:01 think it was his great grandpa. He said
5:02 So Qubble K, you're telling me Quebevel
5:05 K is at least a quarter or an eighth slave?
5:05 slave?
5:07 That is how genetics work, [laughter]
5:09 I guess. dick.
5:09 dick.
5:10 I don't know. Let me draw the punit
5:12 square to figure it out. [snorts] [laughter]
5:14 [laughter]
5:16 Well, how many reparations do we owe
5:17 him? How much? We must owe him something.
5:18 something.
5:20 Maybe one GTA race funny moment. Is that
5:21 Yeah. Yeah, probably.
5:24 Maybe one extremely monetized father
5:25 dying vlog.
5:26 True. That could be it.
5:28 One base boosted EDM intro after
5:30 announcing father's death intro. [laughter]
5:30 [laughter]
5:33 Better Wi-Fi connection from heaven. I
5:33 don't know.
5:35 Google fiber in hell.
5:36 Did he say that?
5:37 Yeah. Yeah,
5:39 in no shot he said that there was Wi-Fi
5:41 connection in heaven. That was not in
5:43 the Old or the New Testament. And it
5:44 definitely [laughter] wasn't in Revelations,
5:47 Revelations,
5:49 this nursing home is heaven. It's got
5:51 Wi-Fi. He goes to actual heaven. He goes
5:53 to the ply gates. Jesus is like, [snorts]
5:54 [snorts]
5:56 "We don't have internet up here. We're
5:59 still on paper [laughter] cables.
6:01 The best we can do is with our VIP
6:04 package, we got dial up."
6:06 But like anytime somebody prays to you,
6:08 like it kicks you off the internet. [laughter]
6:15 So really related to that one. You
6:18 [laughter] like that one?
6:20 GOD DAMN IT. WHO'S PRAYING ON THE OTHER
6:27 I love when when uh when restaurants
6:30 name their their burger after it. Let me
6:33 get the the Travis Trump burger. Travis
6:36 Trit burger. [laughter]
6:39 Let me get the Luke Combmes fries.
6:42 Can I get the Reeba mac and cheese? [laughter]
6:47 Can I get that Tim McLaw? [laughter]
6:49 Oh my god.
6:52 Can I get some of that Toby beef? [laughter]
6:54 [laughter]
6:56 Oh my god. I want to [ __ ] I want to
6:57 go to a restaurant where everything is
6:58 [laughter] just named after [ __ ]
7:01 country singers now. Can I get a glass
7:03 of that Florida Georgia wine?
7:04 Oh my god.
7:06 Okay. [laughter] I hate this.
7:07 Kill yourself.
7:09 You can do this all day long.
7:10 Please tell me you're thinking of more
7:11 of them right now.
7:13 I'm trying. [laughter] The ones I'm
7:15 thinking of are shitty though. I'm a
7:17 little thirsty. Can I get the David
7:23 So shitty. Yeah. I'm going to want my my
7:26 steak Brooks and Well done. [laughter]
7:29 Oh,
7:31 I remember when Obama called a bunch of
7:32 people and it was kind of funny. It
7:33 was a good meme.
7:33 It did.
7:36 Dude, you just walked by the mailbox and
7:38 didn't even check it. You piece of [ __ ]
7:39 I'm taking the [ __ ] [laughter] shoot you.
7:40 you.
7:42 Yeah. Yeah. I dare you to try, [ __ ]
7:43 You like how people just aren't even [laughter]
7:55 Why did we do that?
7:57 It's the exact same time. moment. [laughter]
7:58 [laughter]
7:59 Oh, [ __ ]
8:00 Get out of here.
8:02 Hey, what's up, man? The hell you saying
8:05 get out of here for, [ __ ]
8:08 You're not the real Shut up. That's a soundboard.
8:08 soundboard.
8:10 [ __ ] you question me again, I'm going
8:11 to blow your [ __ ] top off, [ __ ]
8:12 [ __ ]
8:14 Say my name. Say Muhammad.
8:16 ME, FRIEND. MUHAMMAD.
8:17 THAT IS A SOUNDBOARD.
8:18 He thinks I'm a soundboard.
8:22 Yeah, tell it's like 96 hertz audio.
8:24 The [ __ ] are you talking about, man? Are
8:26 you insulting my my [ __ ] headset microphone?
8:26 microphone?
8:28 No, I'm not. Shut up right now.
8:31 I'm going to beat your ass, Muhammad. You
8:32 You
8:34 I want you to try, Muhammad. I want you
8:36 to try, [ __ ] Step to me, [ __ ]
8:37 Step to me.
8:40 Only if you want me to do it.
8:42 You going to learn today, Muhammad.
8:45 I've been a bad boy. [sighs]
8:46 [sighs]
8:48 Muhammad's scaring me.
8:51 Touch. Shut up.
8:53 Are we getting raided? Oh, WHAT THE [ __ ]
8:55 IS GOING ON? OH, [screaming]
9:06 What just happened? [laughter]
9:08 Our human collection chamber got raided.
9:10 [laughter] We only had one human for
9:12 sale, dude. What the [ __ ] It wasn't
9:14 even worth. [crying]
9:16 [crying]
9:20 What is going on? my back.
9:22 Okay. [laughter] I have no idea what
9:23 this is. Is so [ __ ] This little kid's [ __ ]
9:25 [ __ ]
9:26 Oh, wait. This
9:28 I'm in, boys. I'm in this.
9:30 I think I have sound. Yeah, I've got
9:31 sound this time.
9:34 Woohoo. No, [laughter] we don't.
9:45 in the long Mario?
9:51 WAHOO JUST [laughter] DIES for like 10 minutes.
9:52 minutes.
9:54 I have a feeling that like soup might be
9:55 a high. [laughter]
9:56 He probably couldn't take it 50 minutes
9:58 into this session and started smoking
10:01 because he was into [laughter] pain.
10:03 Just started eating every mushroom he
10:04 could find outdoors until something [laughter]
10:05 [laughter]
10:07 every brownie, every mushroom, everything.
10:09 everything. [laughter]
10:09 [laughter]
10:10 Every outdoor brownies
10:12 brownies
10:14 outside. [laughter]
10:16 I was walking around fresh. There were
10:19 freshly freshly baked brownies outside.
10:21 I love [laughter] when that happens.
10:24 A little brownie tree in the backyard.
10:25 I hate you guys.
10:26 I want to plant a lasagna.
10:27 I hate you guys.
10:28 I want to plant a lasagna tree in my
10:29 front yard.
10:31 Little brown bush. [laughter]
10:32 You know what? I don't like being in the
10:33 car. It's [ __ ] lame.
10:35 It's part of the experience.
10:36 It's [ __ ] I hate it.
10:38 It's Remy the rat roleplay.
10:38 Rim the rat.
10:40 Grenade or a flashbang [laughter] guard.
10:42 I will not rim the rat.
10:44 Oh, that's smoke.
10:46 Rim the rat. Welcome back to Dragon's
10:47 Den. We're going to rim the rat
10:50 today. I'm asking for $500,000 and you
10:56 [laughter]
10:58 An offer you can't refuse.
10:59 One photo.
11:01 It's like a crackhead outside of a pet,
11:05 Talking like a [ __ ] grocery store cashier.
11:10 Right now, you're going to win this. [laughter]
11:11 [laughter]
11:13 Okay, fine. You drive hard bargain. 5%
11:15 equity in the company. Fine. [laughter]
11:19 Rat's been dead for like 2 years.
11:21 Pulls it out of his cigarette pocket. [laughter]
11:22 [laughter]
11:26 It's like sundried. It's all crispy.
11:29 Sundried rimmed rats. [laughter]
11:32 Now at Arby's
11:33 some pickle juice.
11:34 We got rid of our [laughter] curly
11:36 fries. Our side's now rim dried.
11:38 Sundried rim rats. We [laughter] got We
11:42 got pickle rim rim rat. Pickle rim rats.
11:43 Oh my god.
11:44 It's new on the menu.
11:47 I have the uh chief of police uh PD car.
11:48 Okay. I like the sound of that. This is
11:51 the chief of police's Lamborghini.
11:52 Yeah. Only two people on the server have it.
11:53 it.
11:54 Who? You and the chief of police. [laughter]
11:55 [laughter]
11:57 Is this the one that doesn't go off the ground?
11:58 ground?
12:00 I spoke too soon. [laughter]
12:02 Yeah, usually it doesn't. Oh,
12:03 holy [ __ ]
12:05 Put me in A [ __ ] GTA.
12:08 WHAT A LANDING. OH MY GOD.
12:10 EDITOR, can we get an instant replay on
12:12 that one? Pull over now. Damn it. Pull
12:15 over. Hey, pull over. Pull over. Pull over.
12:15 over.
12:17 Pull over.
12:18 Pull over right now.
12:19 That car is like
12:21 Listen, gentlemen. Hey, hey, hey,
12:22 listen. You know why we pulled you over today?
12:22 today?
12:24 Why'd you put me on the side?
12:28 Cuz y'all some sexy [ __ ] Yeah.
12:30 Thank you, daddy.
12:32 No, but seriously, y'all are in trouble.
12:34 Step out of the car for me. [laughter]
12:35 All right. Now, uh, you going to have to
12:37 listen to my comrade here. Do everything
12:38 he tells you to.
12:41 All right. Hit F3.
12:43 Go to your emote menu. Pick any emote
12:44 you want. Okay.
12:44 Okay.
12:46 And it better look good or you're going
12:48 to [ __ ] jail tonight, boys.
12:50 Okay. Not bad. Not bad.
12:51 Not too shabby.
12:52 What do you got?
12:54 Hold on. I'm finding one. Don't worry. [laughter]
12:55 [laughter]
12:57 You got 5 seconds to start dancing or
12:59 Oh, [ __ ]
13:01 96. Okay. Damn. I didn't know you guys
13:03 were chill like that, man. You guys are
13:04 free to go, man. Have a good one.
13:06 Good day.
13:06 All right.
13:08 The car [laughter] is [ __ ] broken. We
13:10 can't even drive. I slam through him on
13:12 the way out of here. Just slam.
13:13 Hey, can you repair my car?
13:16 Yeah, we got you. [laughter]
13:22 That was just good wholesome fun, bro.
13:25 That was so epic. Awesome interaction
13:26 with random moment number seven.
13:28 Dude, what is this car? We're just
13:30 flying across the map. Maybe with Elon
13:32 charging everyone $8 a year to use
13:34 Instagram, we can get [laughter]
13:38 That's all wrong. Every time is wrong.
13:42 Okay. [laughter] You need to
13:43 free there.
13:45 [laughter] Not a single word in that
13:53 Video's been flagged for misinformation.
13:57 [laughter] Time to go to bed. Grandpa,
13:59 what the [ __ ] were you trying to say?
14:01 I was going to say maybe he can use that
14:03 money to make a pocket microwave. [laughter]
14:04 [laughter]
14:06 [ __ ] that. WHAT?
14:12 IT'S LIKE a Nintendo Switch, but it's
14:15 for cooking things. Take it with you. [laughter]
14:16 [laughter]
14:18 That was [ __ ] stupid.
14:21 I have a plane.
14:26 OH MY GOD. WHAT DO I HAVE? WHAT IS THIS? [laughter]
14:27 [laughter]
14:30 Oh no. I have a plane that just spins in
14:32 circles. Oh, it's beautiful.
14:33 What [laughter] are you talking about?
14:35 I I don't know, dude, but I'm using
14:38 this. Soup, your car is only 1,400
14:39 points. Mine is 14,000.
14:41 Yeah, just wait till you see what I'm
14:43 [ __ ] using.
14:45 You're driving. It looks like you're
14:46 driving A STAGE.
14:49 OH, WHAT THE [ __ ] HAPPENED?
14:50 OH, JUST FLIP IT OVER.
14:51 HOW ARE you driving,
14:52 dude? Watch this. Watch this. Come to me.
14:53 me.
14:54 Little kid's first airplane,
14:55 dude. Watch. Come here.
14:56 That thing does not fly.
14:57 Watch this. Watch.
14:59 There's no way. Watch.
15:01 Watch.
15:03 OH, [screaming] [laughter]
15:04 [laughter]
15:09 WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT IS GOING ON?
15:10 People just keep blowing up,
15:12 dude. I flew into that building
15:16 [laughter] and blew up immediately.
15:18 Oh my god. So practical. [laughter]
15:22 Such a good build.
15:23 Just going to casually hit the police
15:25 chopper sitting back here. Dude, you
15:26 think we could steal it?
15:27 Uh, I'll try. I doubt I'll try and get
15:32 in it. No shot. Dallas. Dallas.
15:34 No shot. I'm getting in. Fly quickly.
15:36 Quickly. [laughter] The Jesus needs the chopper,
15:38 chopper,
15:39 dude. What the [ __ ]
15:41 Oh my god. [laughter]
15:44 He just stole the police chopper. Oh my god.
15:45 god.
15:46 There's another one. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
15:47 RIGHT HERE.
15:51 WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT?
15:55 Oh [ __ ] dude. What the [ __ ] I'm still
15:55 [laughter] alive.
15:57 Those were cops. Those were other cops.
15:59 I'm slowly falling in the air.
16:01 Same. Same, dude. We Those were other
16:04 cops we just hit. Oh my god. Respawn at
16:06 the hospital, bro. Those were actually
16:09 other cops [laughter] we just nailed.
16:12 What the [ __ ] [laughter]
16:12 [laughter]
16:15 I can't believe that worked, dude. I
16:16 just looked up. I was like, there's
16:19 another one. Just [ __ ] ran right into
16:21 As soon as I turned my camera, I just
16:23 seen him. It was like one frame and then
16:25 kaboom. [laughter] Dude,
16:27 how have we not been banned? I don't
16:30 understand. Everyone's such a tight ass
16:31 on here. We're just killing the police
16:34 [laughter] helicopter.
16:38 Here's an AR. Go shoot some people.
16:38 Excuse me.
16:40 That's the movie summed up pretty much.
16:42 Oh, Ridden House's mom.
16:52 No comment on that one.
16:53 God damn.
16:56 More like Kyle [ __ ] in house.
16:57 Kyle shits in his own house.
17:00 He's a diarrhea terrorist. He goes to
17:01 other people's toilets and shits in them.
17:01 them.
17:03 Where do I sign up? [laughter]
17:06 What the Kyle [ __ ] house?
17:08 Well, at least he ain't doing it in the
17:11 yard. [laughter]
17:13 Kyle [ __ ] house.
17:15 Kyle written homeless cardboard box
17:17 area. Yeah, said it. What are you going
17:18 to do about it?
17:20 You wrong for THAT ONE, BRO.
17:21 NO. [screaming]
17:22 WHAT THE [ __ ] ARE YOU DOING, [laughter]
17:25 DUDE? Slip streams in GTA races are [ __ ]
17:26 [ __ ]
17:27 You're going to [ __ ] up.
17:29 I gamerred. I gamer.
17:32 You cooked yourself up. [laughter]
17:34 Shut up, [ __ ] You don't have enough
17:36 speed to get up in this beat. [laughter]
17:38 I see you, [ __ ]
17:40 See you, [ __ ] [ __ ]
17:42 I [ __ ] hate you. And I hope you die
17:44 in your sleep tonight.
17:45 That's actually a good way to go. So,
17:46 I'm not too upset.
17:48 Yeah. Thanks for being merciful on me.
17:50 But you're only 37. Don't you want to
17:52 live a little bit longer? What are you
17:54 saying, 60-year-old? Dude, I've been
17:55 slurring words all day. I think I'm drunk.
17:56 drunk.
17:57 You think you're drunk?
17:58 Yeah, I get real slurry whenever I drink.
17:59 drink.
18:00 Slurpie meat. You went to go get a
18:03 slurpee and it was just hamburger meat
18:03 coming out of the
18:05 That's That's beef tartar.
18:08 He's not wrong. You know,
18:10 food is hate the damn loop, dude.
18:12 It's called that because only tartards
18:14 eat it. [snorts] [laughter]
18:15 [laughter]
18:17 The FDA tested a thousand samples of raw
18:19 hamburger meat and all of them had feal
18:21 matter in them. No, it's uh they call it
18:22 TARTAR VAR.
18:23 SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. KIND
18:25 OF A [ __ ] AND THEN YOU GET AFTER you
18:26 eat it and then you get holes in your
18:27 brain like Swiss cheese.
18:29 Try me. [laughter]
18:31 Oh my god. He has A [ __ ] TANK.
18:33 HOLY [ __ ]
18:34 OH MY GOD. WHAT?
18:34 WHAT?
18:35 TRY ME, [ __ ]
18:36 OH [laughter] [ __ ]
18:38 WATCH OUT FOR BIG TANK. [screaming]
18:41 HOLY. HE'S SO FAST. HE'S [laughter] SO
18:44 FAST. That's such [ __ ] Cinnamon truck.
18:46 truck.
18:49 [ __ ] [ __ ] You are so mean.
18:51 [ __ ] [screaming] [laughter]
18:52 [laughter]
18:54 I was right there and Mcnasty [ __ ]
18:57 spawned in front of me. [laughter]
18:57 [laughter]
19:00 BUFFER. GOD DAMN IT.
19:08 I'm a friendly tank. Oh, you're a
19:10 friendly tank. Okay, cool.
19:12 OH, YOU [ __ ] LIAR. [laughter]
19:14 OH [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
19:16 [ __ ] hard left.
19:18 No, my friend. No, my friend. No, my
19:19 friend. Please don't.
19:20 You must crush.
19:23 You will not. [screaming]
19:25 Shut the [ __ ] up, everyone.
19:28 WHERE'S MY HITCH AT? [screaming]
19:32 WHAT DID HE COME FROM? WHAT THE [ __ ]
19:35 Oh my god. Oh my god. I PANIC OPEN MY
19:36 MENU [laughter]
19:38 BEHIND ME.
19:40 Oh Lord. Lord, please guide me on these
19:42 paths. The secret. He's leaving me.
19:44 Somebody come revive me. It's safe.
19:45 Somebody come revive me. I ain't going
19:47 back over there doing nothing. [ __ ] y'all.
19:48 y'all.
19:50 Let me let me craft a tote REAL QUICK,
19:52 BROTHER. HOLD ON, BROTHER. HOLD ON, BROTHER.
19:53 BROTHER.
19:54 Do not come to me.
19:55 You sure, mama. I can get you.
19:57 Never mind. You're good. Okay, come get
19:59 me. Six. Five.
20:01 I mean, I'll give you my [ __ ] sap.
20:02 Wait. Wait.
20:04 I got you. Don't worry, brother.
20:06 If he turns around, if I see red eyes in
20:07 the distance, I'm going to [ __ ] my
20:09 [ __ ] [screaming] [laughter]
20:11 [laughter]
20:13 OH, BROTHER. HOLD ON, BROTHER.
20:15 HE SAW RED EYES. OH [screaming] [ __ ] OH
20:18 [ __ ] OH [laughter] [ __ ]
20:19 [ __ ]
20:21 D, you tried your best
20:22 to poop my [ __ ]
20:23 I'm good. I'm good. Someone can come res
20:25 me. I'm good. I promise. Go and do
20:26 Studus, please. Yeah.
20:26 Yeah.
20:28 Come to the res, brother.
20:31 Stud. Come on, [laughter] man.
20:33 [ __ ] Get away. Get away.
20:35 Oh, he coming after me, blood.
20:36 Get away on A KID.
20:38 GET THE [ __ ] AWAY FROM [screaming] ME,
20:41 PLEASE. GOD DAMN [laughter] IT.
20:42 About to [ __ ] up the blunt rotation,
20:44 fam. Who is my hero? Yes. Oh, he's
20:46 coming back, BROTHER. HE'S COMING BACK, BROTHER.
20:47 BROTHER.
20:49 I got to give up. [laughter] I'M COMING.
20:51 HE'S COMING BACK IMMEDIATELY.
20:53 [screaming] WHY? GET IN THE THING. WE DO
20:54 THE THING, BIDEN. Get in.
20:56 Get in the thing. In the thing,
20:57 you're good in here. I think we're good.
20:59 Holy [ __ ]
21:01 Get in it. There you go.
21:02 We poke him through the thing.
21:03 That's what I was trying to do.
21:04 Me at the zoo. [laughter]
21:05 Oh god.
21:07 Oh my god, dude. We are never getting
21:09 out of here. What in Satan's sweet tits
21:11 do we do about this?
21:12 I'm hitting HIS LEG. HIMSELF.
21:13 HIMSELF.
21:15 HE GOT ME THROUGH THE THING.
21:17 HE KILLED TWO OF YOU. He got a double
21:18 kill. [laughter] This can't be our
21:20 playthrough. This just can't be. Now
21:21 there's two.
21:21 There's a second.
21:23 Now there's two of them.
21:25 Now there's two [ __ ] big ass wolf
21:26 spiders. [laughter]
21:28 Did you say President Bush there's been
21:30 a second spider? Yeah.
21:32 Yeah.
21:34 Like my grandfappy once told me, if
21:36 there's two spiders, blow your brains
21:38 out. [laughter]
21:41 You'll never guess HOW WE DIED. [laughter]
21:42 [laughter]
21:43 YOU got a [ __ ] weird puppy, I tell
21:45 you that.
21:47 [ __ ] I never thought that that old man
21:49 saying would come in handy, but here
21:51 [laughter] we are.
21:52 I'm going to make a I'm going to make a
21:53 break for it. WAIT, THEY'RE TOOK THIS [ __ ]
21:54 [ __ ]
21:55 I'M RUNNING FOR IT.
21:57 I'M GOOD. I think I'm good. We're too distracting.
21:57 distracting.
21:59 [ __ ] chairs, dude.
22:01 Dude, I made it out alive. I made it out
22:03 alive. I have a torch now, gentlemen.
22:05 I'm in the president's vehicle. I can't
22:07 hear [ __ ] Hey, Mr. Trump.
22:09 What is going on? What the [ __ ] is going
22:11 on? Hit F5. [laughter] Go to whitelisted.
22:12 whitelisted.
22:14 Mr. Gucci belt on the head. Move.
22:15 And then when you're ready, we'll do it
22:16 at the same time. Let's see what happens.
22:17 happens.
22:22 All right. Three, two, one, [laughter]
22:23 [laughter]
22:26 go. I went flying, dude. They're
22:28 Hey, look. It's Trump's yacht.
22:29 What the [ __ ] was that?
22:30 What's going on, Trump?
22:32 Hello. How are you doing, sir?
22:33 I'm good, man. How are you?
22:34 Did you vote for me?
22:36 I think I know who this man is.
22:41 [screaming]
22:47 WHAT THE
22:50 DUDE? THE YACHT IS [ __ ] THE YACHT IS [ __ ]
22:51 [ __ ] DUDE.
22:58 [laughter] This is the most cha What the
23:00 [ __ ] [screaming] How is the yacht, dude?
23:00 dude?
23:03 Dude, this is the most chaotic random
23:06 [ __ ] video I've ever made in my life.
23:08 This makes literally [laughter] no
23:11 sense. What the [ __ ] There's a Jew on a
23:13 tractor. Hopeless. This is so [ __ ] random.
23:14 random.
23:16 He's right there. He's right there.
23:17 Miss input, man. Miss input.
23:19 He's right there. [laughter] He's in the
23:26 [screaming]
23:28 I BLEW OFF HIS CAR. I BLEW UP HIS CAR
23:30 WITH A YACHT. [laughter]
23:32 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? MR. PRESIDENT,
23:33 what happened?
23:35 I think I need sex in this game. Can you
23:36 arrange that?
23:38 Oh, hell yeah. We can have sex, Mr. President.
23:39 President.
23:40 American citizen. I've got you. Don't worry.
23:41 worry.
23:42 Yeah, Mr. President, I'm sorry for
23:44 dropping a yacht on you. You can have my
23:46 my tight bussy. I
23:48 I would love your tussy. You want to hop
23:49 in my Tesla?
23:51 You take that tight bussy for a spin?
23:53 Yeah, man. Let me in.
23:55 What would you like to do, sir?
23:57 Well, I'd like for you to take my busy.
23:59 I can take it and hold on to it for a
24:01 few a few hours if you'd like.
24:03 Oh, I'd love that. Please. I'm a good
24:04 American. Just don't.
24:06 You've been a great You've been a great
24:08 American. I'm very proud you voted and
24:09 you did terrific. I think
24:11 I would have voted, Mr. President, but
24:13 I'm illiterate. I don't know how to read
24:14 or write.
24:16 Oh, that's okay. Oh, God. I feel bad for
24:18 you. [laughter]
24:20 Get the [ __ ] away.
24:23 Nice. Nice. Nice tires, [ __ ] [laughter]
24:25 [laughter]
24:26 [ __ ] YOU, [ __ ]
24:28 NICE TIRES, [ __ ]
24:29 Oh my god. They're going to kill us
24:37 What the [ __ ] Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
24:40 OH, LIBERAL [ __ ] OH, [laughter]
24:41 IT'S THE LIBERALS.
24:42 It's the liberals.
24:45 It's the goddamn liberals. [laughter]
24:51 I say we do it on top of Oh my
24:54 no. Get out of the way. Terrible limo,
24:59 Got to get away from the liberals.
25:00 They're destroying this country and this
25:05 He's gone.
25:07 This is [ __ ] amazing. Take me
25:08 somewhere private, Mr. President. Take
25:10 me to a private island.
25:11 Look, the last time anybody went to a
25:14 private island, things didn't end well. [laughter]
25:15 [laughter]
25:16 Oh my god.
25:18 I say we go to the strip club and we get
25:19 it on.
25:20 Oh, hell yeah.
25:22 I'll pay for it all. All inclusive. [laughter]
25:24 [laughter]
25:25 You know what I hate?
25:26 What's it? China.
25:28 China.
25:30 I hate China so much. They're terrible. [laughter]
25:35 Excuse me, liberals. [laughter]
25:39 Oh my god.
25:43 Okay, [ __ ] off, you liberal.
25:45 You're You're a rotten liberal. [laughter]
25:45 [laughter]
25:47 Mr. Trump, we're going up to a weed farm.
25:48 farm.
25:50 Is that so? I I would love to smoke a
25:53 dooby. [laughter]
25:55 OH NO. [screaming]
25:56 WHAT the hell?
25:58 [ __ ] you, Trippy. You fat [ __ ]
26:00 [laughter] Is that the only insult this
26:02 guy knows? Why you keep calling everyone
26:05 fat? Are you projecting insecurities?
26:05 [laughter] You're
26:06 [ __ ] me right.
26:08 You sound a little double chinned up
26:09 yourself there, buddy.
26:12 Get him. [laughter]
26:12 [laughter]
26:14 Get him. No,
26:16 No,
26:24 BEAT HIS ASS, TRIPPY. GET HIM. DAMN,
26:26 TRIPPY. OH [ __ ] he's unconscious. You
26:29 got him. Res me. Res me quick. Res me quick.
26:29 quick.
26:32 I killed him. I killed him fully. He's gone.
26:32 gone.
26:34 Nice. [laughter]
26:35 All right. Hopefully the ambulance comes
26:37 up to save your ass.
26:39 [ __ ] You beat his ass. That was amazing.
26:40 amazing.
26:43 Bro, ain't no way, bro. Ain't no way.
26:44 Hello, sir. I'm helping you out right
26:45 now. You got a gun show in your bum
26:46 hole, bro. Let me fix it. Let me fix it. [laughter]
26:51 Oh, god damn. Can you give us a ride,
26:52 man? Give us a ride, man. There was a
26:55 corrupt cop. He was trying to [ __ ] us up
26:56 here on this bridge. Hey, it's all
26:57 right, bro. Where you need to go?
26:58 Just anywhere away from here, man. Get
27:00 us away from here. Yeah, there was some
27:02 psychopath cop. He had a little bit of
27:04 down syndrome in his bloodstream. He was
27:05 trying to [ __ ] us.
27:07 All right. Bet. We're going to
27:08 [laughter] get out of here, bro.
27:10 Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Paramedic.
27:12 You're driving.
27:18 For some reason, that made me feel like
27:21 I was in a belk. What is that? A store?
27:23 You guys never went to Belulks? Well,
27:25 you guys are liberals. So,
27:26 what are you doing?
27:28 Nasty. Get the bowl away from your
27:29 [ __ ] foot.
27:31 Do you have like an industrial [ __ ]
27:34 cereal bowl next to you? [laughter]
27:37 Yeah, it's just a Yeti dog bowl
27:39 for Cine Toast Crunch.
27:41 Cinny toast. Is that what you call it in
27:43 the biz? [laughter] Is that like Hot toast?
27:43 toast?
27:45 Why do they call it Cinnamon Toast when
27:47 it's not even real toast?
27:49 Cinnamon hard square. Break the roof of
27:51 your mouth [laughter] cereal. Literally
27:53 the best ser on the planet. Shut the
27:53 [ __ ] up.
27:55 I side with the captain.
27:56 Talk about tear up the roof of your
27:57 [ __ ] mouth.
27:59 Yeah, but it's like a good kind. You
28:00 know what I mean?
28:02 Yeah, but CTC doesn't do that to your mouth.
28:02 mouth.
28:04 Stop saying CTC. [laughter]
28:07 Oh yeah, the CTC was in Ukraine today. And
28:08 And
28:10 we've deployed Cinnamon Toast Crunch to
28:12 the Russians. [laughter]
28:14 Captain Crunch is just when a pirate
28:16 bites your dick off. Captain Crunch is
28:18 when Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard IN
28:24 [laughter]
28:26 AND THEN SHE LEAVES a Reese's puff in
28:31 [laughter]
28:33 I hate that [ __ ] for pooping in a bed.
28:34 She's still in your brand, dude.
28:36 I did that first. I think I'm going to
28:37 take her to court.
28:38 You don't want to do that, man.
28:41 No, I do. Her lawyers have [laughter]
28:42 you know of ama cream.
28:44 And do you know whether Amber had any
28:46 ama cream on that day?
28:47 Amma cream?
28:49 A [laughter] cream? That sounds like
28:50 something a really shitty magician would
28:52 say before they do something.
28:54 I'll make this rabbit disappear. [laughter]
28:54 [laughter]
28:56 Emma cream.
28:58 Yeah, that's that's Amber Heard's lawyers.
28:58 lawyers.
28:59 Yeah, they're making her money disappear.
29:00 disappear.
29:05 truck.
29:07 Look out. He's got he's got the gravedigger.
29:08 gravedigger.
29:10 It's a woman driving.
29:11 Oh, hell no.
29:12 Don't kill herself. Don't worry. That's
29:22 She'll kill herself. Don't worry.
29:24 Holy [ __ ] The woman hit a pedestrian.
29:27 What a surprise. [laughter]
29:30 I'm just riding down the road, bro.
29:31 I'm coming. Wait, where are you? Gas
29:33 station. At the gas. All right, I'm at
29:35 the gas station.
29:37 Something tells me that's not you. Yeah,
29:39 I just hit this guy. Learn how to drive
29:41 better. Oh, you putting on a you putting
29:43 on a show. Learn how to drive better, my
29:44 friend. You don't know how to drive,
29:46 Gourd. Got cotton candy on your head,
29:47 boy. What the hell is that,
29:50 bro? I'm really Hey, we really in this
29:52 [ __ ] Okay. I be watching them
29:53 [ __ ] sometimes when I get bored on
29:55 YouTube. Keep that [ __ ] up, boy.
29:57 What the hell are you talking about?
30:00 Yeah. Nah. Hey, baby. Baby. Hey. You
30:01 know when I be watching these uh
30:02 watching them RP servers and [ __ ] the
30:05 white boy be on there going crazy. Yeah.
30:06 [laughter] It be on there. This is that [ __ ]
30:09 [ __ ]
30:11 This is them two [ __ ] [laughter]
30:12 [laughter]
30:14 This is actually the best experience ever.
30:14 ever.
30:16 What y'all What y'all doing?
30:18 Oh, my friend. We are just here doing
30:18 the fun time.
30:19 Whose truck is that?
30:21 My truck, [ __ ] Who the hell are you
30:22 talking to, [ __ ]
30:23 My truck, brother.
30:25 Damn, he got beat the [ __ ] up.
30:26 You look like [ __ ] You look like you
30:28 were dropped in the marinara sauce.
30:29 Pull that [ __ ] on me. You want to pull
30:31 that goddamn [ __ ] on me again?
30:37 [laughter]
30:38 Oh my god.
30:41 He's shooting him. HE DID NOTHING. DON'T
30:52 [laughter]
30:54 Oh my god, dude. That is [ __ ] amazing.
30:55 amazing.
30:56 That is amazing.
30:57 Yo, baby. You know that white boy that
30:59 [ __ ] around on [laughter] GTA? You know
31:01 that white boy go crazy as hell?
31:04 Two crazy white boys in the streets. [laughter]
31:05 [laughter]
31:08 Oh my [ __ ] god.
31:10 Where is that dirty [ __ ] All
31:10 right, we'll kill him.
31:12 Hit this right up here and then the next
31:13 right. I'm sure we going to catch him on
31:15 the back street.
31:18 This [laughter] guy's awesome.
31:19 That wasn't them, but we going to act
31:21 like it. [laughter]
31:23 Part of the role play, my friend.
31:24 Oh, look at him at the bank.
31:26 I won't.
31:28 IT'S MY BANK NOW, [ __ ] GIVE ME
31:31 ALL THE MONEY. Give me all the money. [laughter]
31:33 [laughter]
31:34 I got executed.
31:36 Watch out for the cop. [laughter]
31:38 [laughter]
31:40 My god. Is he going to pull us over again?
31:40 again?
31:43 Yeah, he is. Pull over. Pull over.
31:43 Pull over.
31:45 You trying to show us your pee?
31:46 Oh, lower down your window and turn off
31:47 the [laughter] engine.
31:48 You going to show us your dick again?
31:50 You're parked in the damn middle of the road.
31:50 road.
31:52 You understand why why you got pulled
31:53 over there?
31:53 Hell no.
31:55 Well, we were we were trying to help the
31:56 EMS out because we were being shot at
31:58 and we saw that you ran into us.
32:00 The EMS is a plague.
32:02 We didn't shoot at
32:06 I just saw your dick 2 minutes ago.
32:09 Defund the EMS. It wasn't even that big. [screaming]
32:10 [screaming]
32:11 Oh yeah.
32:12 Going to the EMS.
32:15 She's with me. Feel safe in this
32:16 situation. I'm about to leave.
32:17 Please give me a license and registration.
32:18 registration.
32:20 Press the pedal to the floor. Get out of here.
32:20 here.
32:23 I need CPR, ma'am. Ma'am, I need a
32:24 lightheaded. I need a deal. Registration.
32:25 Registration.
32:28 I need some back. WE ARE COOPERATING.
32:29 I need CPR. [cough]
32:31 I need mouth to penis. I need mouth to mouth.
32:34 mouth.
32:35 I need EMS. PLEASE.
32:39 THEY'RE RUNNING INTO US. WHAT THE [ __ ]
32:39 What happened?
32:41 I'm recording this. Cop 114 is moaning
32:44 behind our car. I DON'T FEEL SAFE. HELP.
32:45 PLEASE, SIR. PLEASE STEP OUT THE
32:46 VEHICLE. The driver. Driver. Sir, can
32:47 you please step out the vehicle?
32:50 Tell me why. I will have to second time, sir.
32:52 sir.
32:53 I ain't done nothing wrong. I'm going to
32:55 hop out, man. I'm going to hop out.
32:55 Please get out the car.
32:56 I'm just scared.
32:58 Oh my god. [laughter] Sir.
33:06 WHOA. YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST.
33:07 YOU GOT A TURBO in that thing.
33:09 SHOOT THEM. SHOOT THEM. [screaming]
33:11 THAT THING is EMS.
33:12 I don't feel safe.
33:14 EMS does not help with traffic stops.
33:15 Okay. [laughter]
33:16 I don't know what city is.
33:19 Sir, they're kidnapping me. Sir,
33:22 our car is about to break down, dude.
33:30 Sir, they're kidnapping me. Help. Help. [laughter]
33:31 [laughter]
33:33 Don't listen to him. He wanted to be
33:35 here. Help. Our car.
33:36 He asked us to do this.
33:39 BREAKING DOWN. HELP. HELP. [screaming]
33:42 HE HAS A gun to our head.
33:44 This thing's got a TESLA IN IT. IT'S
33:44 DRIVING IT.
33:46 He has a gun to our head. They got
33:48 [ __ ] supercharged cars, man.
33:49 All right, I'm pulling over. I'm pulling
33:50 over. I'm pulling over.
33:52 Hey, sir. Please turn up your engine.
33:53 All right, I'm pulling over. I'm pulling over.
33:53 over.
33:55 The accelerator will suck.
33:56 Call me sir.
33:59 The accelerator's he says stop. [laughter]
33:59 [laughter]
34:01 I can't. THE CAR AIN'T STOPPING. IT
34:03 WON'T STOP. I CAN'T STOP. ACCELERATOR IS JAMMED.
34:04 JAMMED.
34:06 It's messed up. It's janky, man. There's
34:07 just a LITTLE BIT OF HELP.
34:08 I'M GOING TO PUT IT IN NEUTRAL.
34:11 HELP ME, SOMEBODY. I CAN'T STOP THE CAR.
34:12 IT'S NOT STOPPING.
34:15 I NEED EMS. [screaming] HELP. HELP.
34:16 What the [ __ ]
34:18 THE CAR WON'T GODDAMN STOP. WHY IS THERE
34:20 AN AMBULANCE?
34:22 Why are we getting pulled over by the
34:25 ambulance? [laughter] STOP THE VEHICLE.
34:27 THE ACCELERATOR is stuck, buddy.
34:28 Stop the vehicle.
34:31 I can't stop I can't STOP THE VEHICLE.
34:33 OH. OH [ __ ]
34:35 THERE WE GO. I think it's stopping now.
34:36 We're good. We're good. I'm stopped. I'M STOPPED.
34:37 STOPPED.
34:37 OH MY GOD.
34:40 We fixed it. [laughter] We fixed it.
34:41 Oh my god.
34:43 Okay, we're stopped. We're pulled over.
34:44 Stopping. I'm pulled over.
34:46 We're the ones being ASSAULTED NOW.
34:47 I'M STOPPED. THE VEHICLE IS STOPPED.
34:48 HOLY [ __ ]
34:50 Get out the car, sir. Get out the car.
34:51 I don't feel safe.
34:51 Step out of the car.
34:54 I don't feel safe in this environment.
34:55 Can I get out? I'm scared.
34:56 I'm repairing. I'm repairing.
34:59 Holy [ __ ] What? Hold on. Hold on.
35:00 Step out of the vehicle, sir. She's
35:01 stealing an ambulance, sir. No.
35:02 No.
35:04 Wait. Who? Who needs to step out?
35:07 You. All of All of you. You You was
35:09 I can't get out.
35:10 My door is jam.
35:12 I'm out of the vehicle.
35:13 Oh [ __ ]
35:14 I'm out of the vehicle. Get out of the
35:14 vehicle. ID30.
35:16 Taser. Taser. TASER. OH,
35:17 OH,
35:18 DON'T TASE ME. WHAT THE [ __ ] DID I
35:20 [screaming] DO?
35:21 YOU COME WITH THAT.
35:23 Holy [ __ ]
35:24 HELL. [laughter]
35:26 WHY AM I BEING DESTROYED? [screaming]
35:28 Please don't shoot me. I don't WANT TO
35:30 GET SHOT. Please help. Somebody help.
35:32 [ __ ] EMS is shooting everybody.
35:35 WHY AM I DOING AN IRISH JIG? [laughter] WHY?
35:37 WHY?
35:38 I didn't do anything.
35:41 Why am I getting style?
35:43 Someone put this in my music video. Oh.
35:43 Oh.
35:44 Oh, he getting sturdy with it.
35:49 Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
35:50 All right. You have the right to remain
35:52 silent. Anything you say against you in
35:59 free him. Wait, he didn't do didn't do
36:00 anything. Please.
36:01 Hey, what the hell did I do wrong?
36:03 Police brutality.
36:04 Get out of the way.
36:06 Hey, listen. I want my friends to get
36:07 arrested with me.
36:07 Do the gritty.
36:09 Hey, that purple that purple haze wasn't
36:10 mine, man. It was mine.
36:12 No. Yes, sir. He He was He was also
36:13 He was in it.
36:15 Hey, man. Hey. YO.
36:16 WHAT THE HELL?
36:17 I WAS JUST SMOKING a sig.
36:19 What the [ __ ] are we GETTING ARRESTED
36:21 FOR? HEY. [screaming] HEY, WHAT ARE WE
36:22 GETTING ARRESTED FOR?
36:24 He's arresting Ethan.
36:25 Sir, [laughter] sir,
36:27 you just showed me.
36:29 Why is Yummy not being detained? Right.
36:29 Right.
36:31 Excuse me, officer. Why is the man in
36:33 the gray and orange not being detained?
36:35 Shut the [ __ ] up. I'm right at THE MS.
36:37 OFFICER, ARREST THAT MAN ON THE
36:38 AMBULANCE. ARREST THAT MAN ON THE
36:40 AMBULANCE. [laughter] AWAY.
36:45 It's like I'm not even here. It's like
36:47 I'm Officer, I want my friend to be
36:48 arrested with me.
36:51 Look at the announcement. Anyone stream
36:53 sniping will get calms. [laughter]
36:55 I did it twice. [gasps]
36:56 [gasps]
36:58 Hey, you about to get calm, bro. [laughter]
36:59 [laughter]
37:01 Just anybody that comes even like close
37:04 to us.
37:06 Oh, so [ __ ] stupid.
37:08 Hey. Hey, no stream sniping, bro. You're
37:10 going to get cal.
37:12 You're about to get comms. You're about
37:13 to get No stream sniping.
37:14 You're about to get comms.
37:15 This is my block.
37:16 I I clipped it.
37:17 Yeah. Yeah, you're going to get
37:18 This is my block. What do you mean?
37:20 You going to get coms.
37:21 This is my block. This is where you
37:22 found me.
37:24 No, you stream sniped us and pulled up.
37:25 This is my block.
37:27 Did you call me
37:29 follow [laughter] him? Literally. No.
37:30 No.
37:32 To my block.
37:34 No. No. 71. 71. It's okay. We're just
37:35 [ __ ] with him. Mommy.
37:37 Mommy.
37:38 Oh, there he is.
37:40 [ __ ] Are you in our block, bro? What
37:41 the [laughter]
37:43 dude? The admin. We don't even have to
37:45 call him. He's watching us. He's like,
37:54 So [ __ ] dumb. Hey, stream sniper.
37:57 Just literally anyone. Hey, you're about
37:58 to get comms, brother. [laughter] No
38:01 more stream sniping out of you.
38:04 No, mommy. No, no.
38:06 You want comms or what? You want comms
38:06 or what?
38:08 Yeah, you're going to get comms, buddy.
38:10 This is stream sniping to the highest degree.
38:15 You keep it up. You're going to get 100 comms.
38:17 comms. [laughter]
38:18 [laughter]
38:20 Admin's definitely watching like what
38:24 the [ __ ] are they doing?
38:26 I love that he just appeared was like I
38:28 saw you following. [laughter]
38:29 I have a truce with the trash.
38:32 I saw you trying to turn up. [laughter]
38:33 [laughter]
38:34 THAT'S what you s you stay on top. I'll
38:35 go low. All right.
38:36 All right.
38:36 You stay on top. I'll go low. Truce.
38:38 Truce.
38:46 All right. What did you call me?
38:47 The monster truck. The monster truck.
38:49 I am now monster truck.
38:56 We scared him off the track. [screaming]
38:57 [screaming]
38:59 Mister, don't back up, mister. [laughter]
38:59 [laughter]
39:01 Where are you going, mister? He's
39:03 turning around. He's waiting for us.
39:05 He's just leaving.
39:07 It's okay. We will be monster truck
39:09 together. Yes. Oh, buffer's [ __ ]
39:12 waiting. [laughter]
39:15 Oh, bango. No, god damn it. Be nasty. We
39:18 are strong together. [laughter]
39:19 [laughter]
39:20 You are not.
39:22 And now I'm IN THE LEAD, BABY. PUFFER'S
39:24 IN FIRST NOW.
39:24 IT WORKED.
39:26 CATCH UP TO HIM AND KNOCK HIM OFF. MCNASTY.
39:28 MCNASTY.
39:30 I'M DRIVING LIKE A BLIND GRANDMA.
39:31 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I HATE THE
39:32 [laughter] BANANA.
39:34 IRONICALLY, blind grandma was on my list
39:35 of words I was going to say. So, good work.
39:36 work.
39:39 I can say the future. Bubba. [laughter]
39:40 My nephew's name. I don't like
39:44 Bubba. Why you cracking in a Walmart
39:46 parking lot? [laughter]
39:47 Can't see the wall in front of her. 2
39:49 a.m. You pull up a Walmart, dude.
39:51 Bloodshot eyes.
39:53 Biggest fever dream in the world.
39:54 What are those [ __ ] walls?
39:55 I don't even [ __ ] know, dog.
39:57 What's the point of that one on your right?
39:57 right?
39:59 Gamer border walls. You want your
40:01 parents to stay out of your setup room?
40:03 Put up [ __ ] walls.
40:06 Dude, it smells so bad.
40:08 RGB [ __ ] walls to keep your parents out
40:10 of your gamer room. Does your mom keep
40:12 coming in when you're playing Minecraft?
40:14 Try [ __ ] walls.
40:15 Can you hear your dad beating your mom
40:18 in the other room? Put up [ __ ] walls. Too
40:19 close to home.
40:20 Is your dad trying to break down your
40:22 door and beat you after a long night at
40:24 work and he's a drunken stouper? Put try
40:27 [ __ ] walls to [laughter] keep him out.
40:28 Put a [ __ ] shot on your doorork knob.
40:30 He'll be so slippery, slipy, slippery.
40:32 Your scenile grandma will never be able
40:35 to grip that knob.
40:37 Now, why would I want that? [laughter]
40:39 Fasten your grandmother's reflexes by
40:44 dropping 10 lb dumbbells above her head. [laughter]
40:45 [laughter]
40:47 Drop your grandma upside down. They
40:49 always land on their feet every time. [laughter]
40:50 [laughter]
40:53 Throw your grandma off a 12story building.
40:54 building.
40:55 Mcnasty, what are you doing?
40:59 He's making popcorn at his [ __ ] desk.
41:01 Amazon guy was just here right now.
41:02 The Amazon guy is in your room right now.
41:03 now.
41:04 Put him on the mic. He's in your walls.
41:06 He's in your walls. [laughter]
41:08 He's putting up [ __ ] walls in his room
41:09 right now. He's installing.
41:11 He just ordered them.
41:12 Oh, we did a we did a good
41:13 advertisement, I guess. Want to add
41:15 nothing to a session but use all your
41:16 friends jokes for video? Put up [ __ ]
41:18 walls right in the middle of recording.
41:19 You done?
41:20 Want to put an ad in a video where you
41:23 don't talk? Try [ __ ] walls. [laughter]
41:26 It's just a joke. Me nasty. Just a joke.
41:29 Relax. Put up your [ __ ] walls and relax.
41:31 Want to learn how to take a joke? Try
41:32 [ __ ] walls.
41:35 A [ __ ] wall. She wasn't even here for the
41:36 [ __ ] wall. Want to pay attention?
41:37 Oh my god.
41:39 No, I wasn't. I was getting packages off my
41:39 my
41:41 Want to increase your attention span?
41:42 Try [ __ ] walls.
41:44 Try getting on TikTok once in your life.
41:45 How are kids going to be able to focus
41:47 at the SAT test whenever there's not a
41:49 video of Subway Surfers playing at the
41:56 They're filling out their name. They're
41:57 like, "I can't focus. We're subway
42:00 surfers. [laughter] Where's the
42:01 subtitles? Where where's the zooms and
42:03 the effects? WHERE'S THE TIK TOK FINE
42:05 BOOM SOUND EFFECT? I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW
42:06 HOW TO DO THIS.
42:08 MY INSTRUCTOR ISN'T ANDREW TATE. What
42:10 the [ __ ] is THIS TEST? THIS IS GARBAGE. [laughter]
42:10 [laughter]
42:12 EDITOR, put in Subway Surfer gameplay at
42:14 the bottom so the kids don't click off
42:16 and we get a higher reviewer retention
42:19 rate, please. Editor, editor, putund
42:21 things on the screen right now to keep
42:23 the attention span of people. I'm
42:26 talking subtitles. I'm talking subs GTA
42:34 Remove our voices and put in the Tik Tok
42:35 lady voice
42:37 for everything we say from now. You know,
42:37 know,
42:39 put in the voice that sounds like this
42:40 for our clips.
42:43 I [ __ ] hate that voice. I [ __ ]
42:45 [laughter] hate it so much.
42:47 Oh, grabbing my grandma's tit to see if
42:49 she cares. [laughter]
42:52 How to properly evade taxes. Killing my
42:54 IRS agent. [laughter]
42:59 Guys, China's going to kill us if we
43:00 keep doing this.
43:02 China wants us to die. China, you know
43:04 what? Entertain is probably a Chinese robot
43:06 robot
43:08 that was constructed [laughter] to ruin
43:10 American Tik Tok algorithm to brainwash
43:12 our youth.
43:14 This is the start of like a Spongebob episode.
43:16 episode. [laughter]
43:16 [laughter]
43:19 Andrew Tate is a Chinese robot.
43:22 That is a deep, deep, dark hole
43:25 [laughter] that we should go down.
43:27 I bet under that thin layer of skin on
43:28 his head, he looks like a [ __ ]
43:30 android skull emoji.
43:31 I mean, I'm not racist cuz like
43:34 underneath all of our skins are all just
43:41 I don't see skin color. I see emojis,
43:43 bro. Okay. [laughter]
43:46 And everyone's yellow and Chinese to me.
43:48 Okay, there it is.
43:49 Oh, no. There's all sorts of numbers, bro.
43:50 bro.
43:53 3 2 1 9. I don't know how to read
43:55 the numbers. Mason, what the hell? Elevator.
43:57 Elevator.
43:58 Wait, no, there's a piece of paper. Hold on.
43:58 on. Elevator.
43:59 Elevator. Where?
44:00 Where?
44:03 The elevator code. 1 2 3 4. What?
44:03 What?
44:05 Wow. Wait, maybe it's a puzzle. Maybe
44:07 there's Hold on.
44:07 You think?
44:09 Where would you even put it in at?
44:12 Probably the number pad on the elevator.
44:14 You know your mom, dude. [laughter]
44:17 Okay, so 1 2 3 4 is not the code.
44:19 And we can't leave. You got to move,
44:21 dude. Move the [ __ ] out of your way,
44:24 dude. No, [laughter]
44:27 sorry. Sorry.
44:29 [ __ ] in the [ __ ] elevator. [laughter]
44:30 [laughter]
44:31 Wait, there's number symbols on the back
44:33 of these. Wait, so it's
44:37 # # pound symbol. Pound symbol 8967. Get
44:40 in, boys.
44:42 A LOOK [screaming] AT ME. LOOK AT THE
44:45 REDNECK. The redneck with the brain.
44:46 Uh-oh. This one's scary.
44:47 Yeah. Well, look where you led us with
44:49 your brain. [laughter] That led us to
44:52 Satan's chambers.
44:54 WHAT? [screaming]
44:55 IT'S DUB, BRO.
44:56 Oh my god. [laughter] How did we come to
44:58 the same cocoon?
45:00 It's D, bro.
45:00 [ __ ] you.
45:02 H can [laughter] save you from dying.
45:04 Make sure you manage it correctly.
45:05 That's actually what I look like going
45:07 to get a snack at 3:00 a.m.
45:08 Yeah, [laughter]
45:12 that's XQC walking away from his stream.
45:15 Fine, I'll call Red Lobster. [laughter]
45:15 [laughter]
45:16 Let's go.
45:18 Finally. We've been trying to force you
45:20 all day.
45:22 Thank you for choosing Red Lobster. My
45:24 name is Cindy. Can I get a phone number
45:25 for you, please?
45:30 Hey, Cindy. Yeah. Um, the phone number
45:34 is 203 516
45:37 516 280.
45:39 280.
45:41 Thank you. And um, can I get a first and
45:43 last name for the order, please?
45:46 Okay. Your first name's Carl. [laughter]
45:47 [laughter]
45:51 And the last name is W E E
45:53 E Z
45:55 Z E
45:57 E R.
45:57 R.
45:59 All right. And um how can I get your
46:00 order started?
46:04 Do you have any Jimmy Neutron Jumbo
46:05 Jumbo shrimps?
46:08 shrimps?
46:09 We don't have that.
46:15 You don't have any Jimmy Jumbo shrimps? No.
46:16 No.
46:19 Are you sure? Hello, sir.
46:21 We don't have anything like that.
46:24 Are you sure? Can you check in the bag,
46:26 please? [laughter]
46:29 No, ma'am. Sir,
46:31 just gender you.
46:34 You just misgendered Carl Weaser.
46:36 You have a wonderful evening.
46:38 I want Jimmy's jumbo shrimp, [laughter] please.
46:41 please.
46:43 We We don't have that.
46:45 Okay. Do you know when you're going to
46:46 have it in?
46:47 No, I do not.
46:50 Can you call one of the people that goes
46:53 out on the boats and catches them on the
46:55 shrimp and boats and ask them?
46:56 I cannot.
46:59 Why are you so mean? [laughter]
47:01 Is there anything else I can help you with?
47:01 with?
47:04 Yeah. Do you have any Larry the Lobster Rose?
47:06 Rose?
47:07 No, we do not.
47:08 Okay. What do you have?
47:11 Um, you can look at our website and then
47:13 give us a call back. I don't have a
47:16 computer. [laughter]
47:18 Okay, you can do it on your phone.
47:21 I don't have a phone that is smart. No
47:23 smartphones here.
47:24 All right. Well, I'm very sorry.
47:25 No, you're not.
47:27 Okay. Is there anything else? Yeah.
47:29 Yeah. [laughter]
47:35 Do you have any meatloaf, Sandy?
47:36 Sandy? No.
47:37 No. No.
47:39 No. [laughter]
47:41 [laughter]
47:43 What do you have?
47:44 I'm not going to go over our whole menu.
47:46 Like I said, you can try to look at one
47:49 of our menus online if you'd like.
47:52 Can I just get a raw lobster out of the tank?
47:53 tank?
47:54 No, you cannot.
47:58 I can't eat a raw lobster in the lobby. [laughter]
47:58 [laughter]
48:00 Is Mr. Mosby going to
48:02 You have a great day. Okay.
48:04 Okay. I would have a better day if I
48:06 could eat a raw lobster head.
48:08 No, I'm sure. You have a great day. Bye-bye.
48:09 Bye-bye.
48:11 You called me ma'am earlier. Why are you
48:12 calling me sir now?
48:15 I I said you have a good day. Bye-bye. I
48:17 didn't say sir or ma'am.
48:18 She's still doing it.
48:20 Okay. Well, Cindy, bye-bye.
48:20 bye-bye.
48:24 Okay, Cindy. I hope you have a good one.
48:25 Thank you. Bye-bye. Okay.
48:26 Okay.
48:28 Oh my god. She's got to go to her
48:30 coworker and say, "This special needs
48:32 kid just kept me off [laughter]
48:35 for so long."
48:37 Isn't that I think that the girl that
48:39 bullies like Jimmy's name is Cindy,
48:39 isn't it? Yeah.
48:40 Yeah.
48:42 Oh my god, that's so
48:44 actually hilarious that name was Cindy. [laughter]
48:45 [laughter] It's
48:48 It's
48:49 so [ __ ] tough,
48:51 man. She was Bless her heart. She was so patient.
48:52 patient.
48:54 She was She was tough, man. You would
48:56 think that she would like catch on
48:56 maybe like
48:58 Shout out to Cindy.
48:59 Maybe chuckle.
49:00 That's why she has the good job at Red
49:03 Lobster, baby. Let's go, Cindy. Yeah,
49:04 Carl Weezer was [laughter]
49:06 just never seen Jimmy Neon,
49:07 dude. Yeah, she wrote down
49:08 the real Cindy from
49:11 She wrote down Carl Weezer, right? [laughter]
49:11 [laughter]
49:13 She wrote I spelled his name wrong. I
49:15 was like, how can I change his name up
49:17 so she won't know that it's supposed to
49:18 remove the silent letter?
49:20 I [laughter] removed the only letter
49:26 That's like spilling Carl's name with a
49:28 K instead of a C. [laughter]
49:35 I know one dream there.
49:35 there.
49:46 You went there, huh?
49:48 I've been wanting to say it for a while.
49:51 Oh, they're all in one room. You win
49:53 these, dude. You win these. Come on, THEO.
49:53 THEO.
49:55 COME ON, [screaming] DIO. YOU GOT THIS,
49:58 BRO. GET IN THERE.
49:59 GET HIM, [screaming] BOY.
50:03 YEAH. GET HIM THE
50:05 OH, he's gone. [laughter] He left immediately.
50:07 immediately.
50:09 Hey, we called his wife a [ __ ] twice. I
50:11 don't blame him.
50:12 How did it feel to dude getting your ass
50:14 beat by a woman, [laughter]
50:15 bro? I got my ass beat by a gang of
50:16 white knights. We're going to settle
50:19 this [ __ ] in the ring.
50:22 I'm on like a a [ __ ] ass hair.
50:23 I can give you steak. I can give you
50:25 steak to heal up once we're there.
50:26 Yeah, dude. I'm going to eat some raw
50:28 steak and then fight a woman. I think
50:30 she's going to kick your ass.
50:32 Nah, not going to happen. Not going to happen.
50:33 happen.
50:35 Well, women have to stick together, so
50:36 I'm with her.
50:37 Yeah. Got to stick together like a
50:39 booger in the dark.
50:41 You are so southern, it's not even funny.
50:41 funny.
50:43 Goddamn right. Don't you worry. I'm
50:45 about to be fighting like she burnt my dinner.
50:50 Is this Is this what you call a boxing ring?
50:52 ring?
50:54 No, it's down here. Come.
50:57 Oh god. Oh, what the hell? What the
50:58 [ __ ] There's actually a box.
50:59 WHAT THE [ __ ]
51:01 HOLY CRAP.
51:02 Look at me, Trippy. What the [ __ ] is
51:03 going on?
51:05 Where are you? [laughter]
51:05 What the [ __ ]
51:06 I see you up there. You just like
51:07 holding on to the lude.
51:08 What are you doing?
51:10 The ladder is glitching. What the [ __ ]
51:12 Just Yeah, just jump.
51:15 What the [ __ ] [laughter]
51:16 [laughter]
51:19 What the hell? How's she doing that?
51:21 Damn, dude. She's gloating, dude.
51:22 Eight people
51:24 [ __ ] showing off. Hold on. I want to
51:26 I want to [ __ ] do that. How do I do
51:27 that? get any.
51:29 He's just [laughter] dancing instead.
51:31 All right, one round for the [ __ ] win.
51:32 win.
51:35 All right, let's go.
51:36 How do I do that?
51:37 Touch them with me. I mean, I'll touch
51:39 them if you want. Here, I'll touch your
51:41 I'll touch both your gloves. Yeah, here
51:42 you go. It's
51:50 All right. It's on like Donkey Kong, [ __ ]
51:52 [ __ ] [laughter]
51:54 [laughter] YEAH.
51:55 YEAH.
51:58 What are you doing?
52:01 Oh [ __ ]
52:02 OH DAMN.
52:04 FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY. STING LIKE A BEE.
52:04 BEE.
52:07 LET YOU GET BACK IN.
52:09 FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY. STING LIKE A
52:10 BEE. [laughter] OH.
52:12 OH. HEY,
52:13 HEY,
52:15 DUDE. She buckled.
52:17 O. O. O.
52:17 O.
52:21 Oh [ __ ] [screaming] Ah, [laughter]
52:23 [laughter]
52:25 bro. I'm about to get [ __ ]
52:26 Do not She's got to be CLOSE TO DYING.
52:28 [screaming] NO,
52:35 OH, come on.
52:38 NO. [laughter] DAMN.
52:39 DAMN.
52:40 OH, YEAH.
52:43 She gave me the old wife beater combo.
52:45 She wears the pants. She wears the pants.
52:46 pants.
52:48 How does it feel to get beat by a girl? Huh?
52:48 Huh?
52:52 Hey, listen. I'm not ashamed. All right.
52:53 All right. Doctor told me I was born
52:55 with a lot of estrogen, so I ain't
52:57 ashamed of nothing.
52:58 Make sure
53:02 L plus beat by a female. The shame. I'm
53:04 being shunned. My own chat is shunning me.
53:05 me.
53:05 Oh, she wants to go
53:06 kick her ass.
53:08 Oh [ __ ] Trippy's getting in the ring.
53:11 Come on, Trippy. Let's see it, baby. Oh,
53:13 hell yeah, Trippy. Show her what's up.
53:14 Show her how we do it.
53:20 Come on, Trippy.
53:20 Come on, [ __ ]
53:23 Oh my goodness. OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
53:31 ROCKY BALBOA THAT [ __ ] COME ON.
53:33 OH, DUDE. THERE'S NO WAY I'M losing this
53:35 one. Come on. NO.
53:36 NO.
53:38 COME ON, TRIPPY. SHE'S GETTING A WOMBO COMBO.
53:39 COMBO. COMBO,
53:40 COMBO,
53:43 BRO. I one shot. I one shot. A one shot.
53:44 A one shot. NO.
53:52 ass beat, [ __ ]
53:53 That's right, baby. Yeah,
53:54 Yeah,
53:55 I was low as hell.
53:58 Look at you dancing. [laughter]
54:00 That's [ __ ] right, baby.
54:02 We all need some [ __ ] Jesus.
54:04 If God don't have a 9 in BBC, I don't
54:05 even want to talk to him.
54:06 But God is a woman.
54:08 If God ain't a beekeeper in his free
54:10 time, I want nothing to do with him. [laughter]
54:10 [laughter]
54:12 What a weird standard to have for your religion.
54:14 religion. [laughter]
54:15 [laughter]
54:16 I'm an atheist now cuz God ain't a beekeeper.
54:17 beekeeper.
54:18 Why do you think the bees are going
54:20 extinct? It's because God's keeping
54:22 them. God's making them all stinky and
54:24 it's his fault. Extanky.
54:26 Extanky.
54:28 If these animals are going extinct, why
54:30 don't they just take a damn shower? I'm
54:31 telling you what. You know, God thought
54:33 the Egyptians smelled bad when he had
54:35 Moses give them all a bath, parted the
54:37 seas, drown them to death.
54:38 That was Noah, my brother.
54:40 Nope. [laughter] No.
54:41 No.
54:43 Imagine Moses shows up and he's like
54:45 that. that [ __ ] meme where it's a
54:46 girl holding the uh like the body wash
54:48 and the deodorant behind her back and
54:50 he's just standing there in front of the
54:52 pharaoh [laughter] with like personal
54:53 hygiene [ __ ]
54:56 Let my people bathe.
54:58 The pharaoh's just like, "No, we will
54:59 not take a bath." [laughter] And then
55:02 God just [ __ ] kills him in a massive
55:04 bath. Godfather of the world Discord
55:11 with water and dove men plus [laughter] hair.
55:16 It's too bad he promised to never do it
55:18 again cuz we could really use it.
55:20 Yeah. God, please go back on your promise.
55:20 promise.
55:23 God, when TwitchCon starts
55:25 Oh, please flood. God, when Twitch flood,
55:25 flood,
55:26 dear God, please flood. [laughter] Twitchcon.
55:29 Twitchcon.
55:32 They need to take a bath.
55:33 That is too much stank within one mile radius.
55:34 radius. [laughter]
55:35 [laughter]
55:36 I know a lot of people have said it, but
55:37 whenever like they said that there were
55:40 masks mandatory at TwitchCon, like my
55:42 literally like people were mad, but my
55:43 first thought was like, dude, I want to
55:46 wear a mask there. They smell so bad. Yeah,
55:46 Yeah,
55:48 it's like the best place to wear a mask.
55:49 [snorts] Who in their right mind would
55:50 go mask?
55:52 Who in their right mind would go to TwitchCon?
55:52 TwitchCon?
55:54 That's the most based opinion here,
55:55 [laughter] honestly.
55:56 Have you guys ever been to TwitchCon?
55:59 It's basically where uh it's like a
56:00 streamer petting zoo, though. I don't
56:02 know about that too much.
56:04 A streamer petting zoo. People just pet
56:04 each other.
56:06 You just get lost in crowds of people
56:08 being like inside my butthole. [laughter]
56:09 [laughter]
56:11 Pokemon man, my favorite streamer. I
56:12 must take a picture with you.
56:15 Opens armpit [music] around her.
56:17 Pokemon man dies [laughter] dies
56:20 immediately. Yeah.
56:23 Falls over flies out of his armpit. [laughter]
56:24 [laughter]
56:26 The fog horn sound effect plays. [snorts]
56:32 His stink sack excretes its liquid from
56:33 his armpit. Oh god, [laughter]
56:42 Jesus [ __ ] [laughter]
56:45 This isn't even hyp hyperbolic either.
56:46 This is pretty much how it is.
56:48 Just eats her with his belly button. [laughter]
56:55 Hello guys. [laughter]
57:02 Hello guys. Oh, this is the police headquarters.
57:02 headquarters.
57:06 Oh, they're they're being trained.
57:09 Train for this. Train for this.
57:10 WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SCENARIO,
57:12 GENTLEMEN? What do you do in this scenario?
57:15 scenario?
57:19 Justice. JUSTICE. JUSTICE.
57:24 STOP, BRO. [laughter]
57:26 I'm dead. I I'm driving off.
57:29 Hey, somebody suck me off. I'm dead. I'm
57:31 bleeding. I need some medical attention
57:34 over here now. LISTEN UP, BOY. LISTEN
57:36 UP, BOY. LET ME TURN THAT dog into an
57:38 orange chicken platter.
57:40 Oh my god. What am I doing to your face? Damn.
57:43 Damn. [screaming]
57:47 Hey, gentlemen. I got a scenario for
57:48 y'all to train in. All right. What are
57:50 y'all doing in this situation?
57:54 Uh, [ __ ] your mom. What the [ __ ]
57:55 [laughter] Holy [ __ ]
57:57 Trippy. I am on top of the building
58:18 [laughter]
58:19 hide in the swamp till the last.
58:20 We can hide right here. We can hide
58:21 right here. Get in here,
58:23 dude. Stop. Okay, dude. Whatever. Go do
58:24 whatever you want. [laughter]
58:26 Dude, I can't. There are so many voices.
58:28 There are so many voices. I DON'T HEAR
58:30 ANYBODY TALKING. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
58:32 OH MY GOD. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TWO
58:33 veterans try to go [laughter] fishing
58:35 together when they get home from the war.
58:36 war.
58:40 I'm losing my mind. [laughter]
58:40 [laughter]
58:42 He just goes and dives in the water.
58:44 THERE'S SO MANY VOICES.
58:45 I'M JUST LITERALLY I'm going to lay on
58:46 the bottom of the ocean.
58:48 It's not an ocean. [laughter] God damn
58:51 it. What ocean have you ever been to?
58:53 Okay, then explain why that's Spongebob
58:55 right there. [laughter]
58:56 Dude, you're going to [ __ ] drown to
58:58 death right there in 3T of water. You're
59:00 that one statistic that like you could
59:03 drown in [laughter] 12 in of water.
59:04 That's you right there.
59:06 One person every 10 years.
59:08 That's the spot. That's the spot for sure.
59:08 sure.
59:09 I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
59:10 dude. Dude, did he just jump in the
59:11 water? What was that?
59:13 I saw that. I saw that, TOO.
59:15 DUDE, DUDE. DUDE.
59:16 WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
59:18 WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
59:20 Dude is blind as [ __ ] [laughter] Dude,
59:22 I can't reload my gun. It's actually busted.
59:24 busted.
59:25 I want this. Give me.
59:27 There's only three people. It's us and one.
59:27 one.
59:29 It's a 2v one. It's a 2V ONE, BOYS.
59:33 HELP.
59:34 COME ON. GET THE [screaming] WIN. GET
59:36 THE WIN. I'M COMING. I'm coming. I'm coming.
59:38 coming.
59:40 LET'S GO. IS THAT IT?
59:42 YES. [screaming]
59:44 NEVER DOUBT THE VETERANS. NEVER DOUBT THEM.
59:45 THEM.
59:46 NEVER [ __ ] DOUBT HIM.
59:48 That was in reality. That was just some
59:50 random guy going for a walk in the woods.
59:51 woods. [laughter]
59:56 in the United States. There's no war
59:58 happening at all. [laughter]
59:59 I'm very smart.
60:01 A very smart one. Oh, we're getting pulled over.
60:02 pulled over. There's a cop hiding under the bridge.
60:03 There's a cop hiding under the bridge. How long was he sitting there for?
60:05 How long was he sitting there for? That's entrapment.
60:06 That's entrapment. Oh, here we go. We're about Dude, this
60:08 Oh, here we go. We're about Dude, this cop's about to experience hell.
60:09 cop's about to experience hell. Hey, turn off the engine and road on the
60:10 Hey, turn off the engine and road on the window, sir.
60:11 window, sir. Uh, no. I don't think I will.
60:13 Uh, no. I don't think I will. That was entrapment. You're just trying
60:15 That was entrapment. You're just trying to meet your quota for the month. You
60:17 to meet your quota for the month. You heard me.
60:17 heard me. Tell us what we're getting pulled over
60:18 Tell us what we're getting pulled over for.
60:19 for. All right. This is Sergeant V with LSPD.
60:21 All right. This is Sergeant V with LSPD. Oh yeah, I don't care actually.
60:24 Oh yeah, I don't care actually. [laughter]
60:28 How you like that? God damn, son.
60:29 God damn, son. Don't pull over gang members.
60:31 Don't pull over gang members. Well, this is what you get for pulling
60:33 Well, this is what you get for pulling me over, I guess.
60:35 me over, I guess. Entrament, bro.
60:36 Entrament, bro. That's what you get for enttrapment.
60:37 That's what you get for enttrapment. Holy [laughter]
60:38 Holy [laughter] [ __ ]
60:39 [ __ ] Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. If you don't if
60:42 Soup. Soup. Soup. Soup. If you don't if you don't reply to me.
60:47 [laughter] This is unreal.
60:50 This is unreal. I don't play this server for a few days
60:51 I don't play this server for a few days and it becomes this dude.
60:53 and it becomes this dude. What? What is happening?
60:54 What? What is happening? What just happened was these two cops
60:55 What just happened was these two cops that tried to pull us over got
60:57 that tried to pull us over got absolutely railed. Me and Ethan didn't
61:00 absolutely railed. Me and Ethan didn't even get touched in the all that
61:01 even get touched in the all that madness. Like
61:03 madness. Like we [laughter] didn't even get touched.
61:04 we [laughter] didn't even get touched. Holy [ __ ]
61:05 Holy [ __ ] Like I'm the leader of the cartel.
61:08 Like I'm the leader of the cartel. Bro, I don't like this at all. Who's in
61:11 Bro, I don't like this at all. Who's in the locker beside me?
61:12 the locker beside me? That's Are we together,
61:13 That's Are we together, bro? Big wiry guy just stomped right
61:16 bro? Big wiry guy just stomped right past us. Everybody else is dead already.
61:18 past us. Everybody else is dead already. [laughter]
61:18 [laughter] What in Donkey Kong sweet [ __ ] is
61:21 What in Donkey Kong sweet [ __ ] is that thing? Oh my god. I found the
61:23 that thing? Oh my god. I found the haunts room by accident cuz he chased me
61:26 haunts room by accident cuz he chased me in here.
61:27 in here. I'm going to eating in a time like this.
61:29 I'm going to eating in a time like this. [laughter]
61:30 [laughter] You're eating chips,
61:32 You're eating chips, bro.
61:33 bro. Every time.
61:35 Every time. Got to stress eat to make himself feel
61:37 Got to stress eat to make himself feel better. [laughter]
61:38 better. [laughter] HEY, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ]
61:39 HEY, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] WATCH my locker now, [ __ ]
61:42 WATCH my locker now, [ __ ] Oh, you know musical lockers.
61:47 Oh, you know musical lockers. OH MY GOD. DID YOU DUDE, WAIT. ARE WE
61:50 OH MY GOD. DID YOU DUDE, WAIT. ARE WE BOTH IN,
61:50 BOTH IN, DUDE? WAIT. Get out. Get out. Let's hit
61:52 DUDE? WAIT. Get out. Get out. Let's hit E and the exact same time. All right.
61:54 E and the exact same time. All right. Ready.
61:54 Ready. Ready,
61:55 Ready, dude. [laughter]
62:00 Dude, we're like swapping out like frame perfect. [laughter]
62:06 Dude, this looks like the [ __ ] MATRIX OR SOMETHING. [screaming] OH, I SEE THIS
62:09 OR SOMETHING. [screaming] OH, I SEE THIS RED LIGHT. NO, I'M NOT. TITTY WEINER.
62:12 RED LIGHT. NO, I'M NOT. TITTY WEINER. TITTY WEINER. GET [laughter] YOUR PIECE
62:13 TITTY WEINER. GET [laughter] YOUR PIECE OF [ __ ]
62:14 OF [ __ ] I'M DEAD. [screaming] I'M DEAD. I'm so
62:15 I'M DEAD. [screaming] I'M DEAD. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. I'm so dead.
62:17 dead. I'm so dead. I'm so dead. WHAT IS GOING ON?
62:19 WHAT IS GOING ON? ONE MUSICAL LOCKERS. [laughter]
62:21 ONE MUSICAL LOCKERS. [laughter] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Actually, you're a
62:24 [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Actually, you're a piece of [ __ ]
62:25 piece of [ __ ] bro. What do you mean [ __ ] you? It was
62:27 bro. What do you mean [ __ ] you? It was completely luck [laughter] based. What
62:29 completely luck [laughter] based. What are the odds that he comes while we're
62:31 are the odds that he comes while we're doing that
62:33 doing that soup? Have you died? No. Oh, can I get
62:36 soup? Have you died? No. Oh, can I get up on that thing? That's a big repeating
62:38 up on that thing? That's a big repeating crossbow. Can I use this, please, mama?
62:40 crossbow. Can I use this, please, mama? I hope.
62:40 I hope. Can I please be using? You can't. Oh my
62:43 Can I please be using? You can't. Oh my god. No shot.
62:45 god. No shot. That's my body.
62:46 That's my body. OH, [laughter] LOOK.
62:48 OH, [laughter] LOOK. OH, I JUST WASTED TWO OF THEM. Damn it.
62:49 OH, I JUST WASTED TWO OF THEM. Damn it. How much ammo do you have? Oh, you only
62:51 How much ammo do you have? Oh, you only have
62:51 have four out of six. Where are the stinky
62:53 four out of six. Where are the stinky man?
62:56 man? OH MY GOD. [screaming]
63:02 YES, I GOT ONE. HOLY [ __ ]
63:03 HOLY [ __ ] It's on a It's on a tree.
63:04 It's on a It's on a tree. I'm repairing it. I'm repairing it. I
63:06 I'm repairing it. I'm repairing it. I think you're out of Oh, YOU GET AMMO
63:07 think you're out of Oh, YOU GET AMMO BACK. [screaming] LET'S GO.
63:08 BACK. [screaming] LET'S GO. OH MY GOD.
63:09 OH MY GOD. LET'S GO. GET HIM,
63:11 LET'S GO. GET HIM, EVEN,
63:12 EVEN, BRO. repair quick. He's weak. I'm
63:15 BRO. repair quick. He's weak. I'm trying. DID I GET THEM? DID THEY DIE TO
63:16 trying. DID I GET THEM? DID THEY DIE TO A SPIKE TRAP?
63:17 A SPIKE TRAP? YEAH.
63:19 YEAH. OH, HE'S ON YOU. OH, NO. NO. NO. DUDE,
63:21 OH, HE'S ON YOU. OH, NO. NO. NO. DUDE, YOU'RE INSANE.
63:23 YOU'RE INSANE. OH, IT'S A ONE V ONE, DUDE. IT'S A 1 V
63:25 OH, IT'S A ONE V ONE, DUDE. IT'S A 1 V ONE. NO, I'M STUCK IN THIS THING. YOU
63:27 ONE. NO, I'M STUCK IN THIS THING. YOU GOT THIS. HE'S HALF HEALTH. OH, NO. HE'S
63:29 GOT THIS. HE'S HALF HEALTH. OH, NO. HE'S HALF HEALTH. You got it.
63:32 HALF HEALTH. You got it. COME ON. YOU GOT IT. [screaming] YOU GOT
63:33 COME ON. YOU GOT IT. [screaming] YOU GOT IT. GOT IT. OH, WE'RE DUELING. GET ME.
63:37 IT. GOT IT. OH, WE'RE DUELING. GET ME. YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT. [screaming]
63:38 YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT. [screaming] LET'S GO.
63:44 [groaning] Oh my god. I'M SHAKING, DUDE. [screaming] LET'S GO. WHAT A WIN.
63:46 DUDE. [screaming] LET'S GO. WHAT A WIN. OH MY GOD.
63:47 OH MY GOD. WHAT A WIN.
63:48 WHAT A WIN. I was sure we were going to lose that
63:49 I was sure we were going to lose that one.
63:50 one. I can't believe how powerful that turret
63:52 I can't believe how powerful that turret is. Oh my god.
63:54 is. Oh my god. I didn't think it was explosive. I
63:55 I didn't think it was explosive. I thought it was just [laughter]
63:56 thought it was just [laughter] Dude, that was clutch.
63:58 Dude, that was clutch. Dude, you had one kill.
64:00 Dude, you had one kill. YOU TOOK ALL MY KILL, DUDE. I would I
64:02 YOU TOOK ALL MY KILL, DUDE. I would I would get some guy down to half health
64:03 would get some guy down to half health and you just come in and my name is take
64:06 and you just come in and my name is take his take the last shot.
64:07 his take the last shot. Well, we may have lost the challenge,
64:09 Well, we may have lost the challenge, but we won the war. All right.
64:11 but we won the war. All right. Correct. What a sick ending. Holy [ __ ]
64:13 Correct. What a sick ending. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, that was nuts, dude.
64:14 Yeah, that was nuts, dude. Hey, I want to become a
64:16 Hey, I want to become a How about I just give you a kiss and you
64:18 How about I just give you a kiss and you let me on the force
64:20 let me on the force interview for my senior.
64:22 interview for my senior. I just murdered him for driving.
64:24 I just murdered him for driving. What the hell?
64:25 What the hell? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. One chance, please.
64:27 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. One chance, please. One chance.
64:28 One chance. No. No. No. No. You had enough chances.
64:30 No. No. No. No. You had enough chances. You had enough chances.
64:32 You had enough chances. Kid just came out of the womb.
64:33 Kid just came out of the womb. You didn't my wife that I just you
64:35 You didn't my wife that I just you Sorry, sir. One chance, please.
64:37 Sorry, sir. One chance, please. No. Did you understand the right that I
64:40 No. Did you understand the right that I just read you?
64:41 just read you? Sorry. Last chance. I'm go to city.
64:43 Sorry. Last chance. I'm go to city. Can you have the right to remain a
64:44 Can you have the right to remain a silent can say will be against the
64:47 silent can say will be against the account of love? You have the right to
64:48 account of love? You have the right to end [laughter]
64:55 my friend. Don't take him to jail. My friend,
64:56 friend, can you just be quiet?
64:58 can you just be quiet? SHUT THE [ __ ] UP, [screaming] KERATOP. I
65:00 SHUT THE [ __ ] UP, [screaming] KERATOP. I AIN'T [ __ ] TALKING TO YOU. GODAMN IT.
65:25 Oh my [ __ ] god. Hey. Uh yo, my bike is a little broken.
65:29 Hey. Uh yo, my bike is a little broken. I need I need some help, man. I NEED
65:31 I need I need some help, man. I NEED SOME HELP. [laughter]
65:38 THANK YOU. I'm straight, but
65:40 I'm straight, but could turn me gay.
65:41 could turn me gay. What could turn Mcnasty gay?
65:48 [laughter] I'm going to hell. I am going to hell
65:50 I'm going to hell. I am going to hell tonight.
65:51 tonight. I'm straight, but big old fat.
65:54 I'm straight, but big old fat. [laughter]
65:55 [laughter] OH MY GOD. WELL, MAMA,
65:57 OH MY GOD. WELL, MAMA, IT'S THE Michelin man.
65:59 IT'S THE Michelin man. I'm straight butt. [laughter]
66:06 Where'd you find this picture of me? [laughter]
66:17 It's gard. [laughter]
66:18 [laughter] Oh my god,
66:19 Oh my god, I'm straight, but hello Walter White
66:22 I'm straight, but hello Walter White could turn me gay. Hello, Alter White.
66:25 could turn me gay. Hello, Alter White. [laughter]
66:26 [laughter] Jesse, is that bacon? Get it out of
66:28 Jesse, is that bacon? Get it out of here.
66:29 here. I'm going to go with the absolute worst
66:31 I'm going to go with the absolute worst one.
66:32 one. Let's go, baby. See who's making a
66:35 Let's go, baby. See who's making a resurgence. [laughter]
66:37 resurgence. [laughter] Watch him win.
66:38 Watch him win. I'm coming back. I'm just going to play
66:39 I'm coming back. I'm just going to play that same card every round. [laughter]
66:43 that same card every round. [laughter] BUT STAY OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU
66:44 BUT STAY OUT OF THE ROAD, YOU [screaming] CATTLE [ __ ]
66:48 [screaming] CATTLE [ __ ] He's holding on to this victory with his
66:50 He's holding on to this victory with his life. MOO.
66:52 life. MOO. DO NOT LET HIM WIN, SMITTY.
66:59 Moomoo milkers. I can't believe it. You guys, you're so
67:00 I can't believe it. You guys, you're so annoying with the boomerang. [laughter]
67:03 annoying with the boomerang. [laughter] COME ON. [screaming]
67:03 COME ON. [screaming] LET'S [ __ ] GO.
67:06 LET'S [ __ ] GO. LET'S [ __ ] GO.
67:09 LET'S [ __ ] GO. LET'S GO.
67:11 LET'S GO. YEAH. [screaming]
67:12 YEAH. [screaming] YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY, congratul
67:15 YOU KNOW WHAT? HEY, congratul [laughter]
67:21 [ __ ] one. I know them.
67:22 I know them. Can I know this track?
67:23 Can I know this track? I know them cows algorithms, baby. You
67:25 I know them cows algorithms, baby. You know what I'm saying? Know how to grab
67:26 know what I'm saying? Know how to grab them utters. Call me a 9/11 jumper cuz
67:30 them utters. Call me a 9/11 jumper cuz I'm out.
67:32 I'm out. [laughter]
67:38 Did you jump off? Never forget to jump.
67:39 Never forget to jump. All right, I'm jumping off, too. [ __ ]
67:40 All right, I'm jumping off, too. [ __ ] it.
67:41 it. Hey, [ __ ] it.
67:43 Hey, [ __ ] it. All right, this is his [ __ ]
67:44 All right, this is his [ __ ] territory, boys. Everyone shut the [ __ ]
67:47 territory, boys. Everyone shut the [ __ ] up.
67:47 up. Oh my god. I I'm realizing what's
67:49 Oh my god. I I'm realizing what's happening right now.
67:51 happening right now. What? Humans set out mouse traps with
67:54 What? Humans set out mouse traps with G's so that they can kill rats. This guy
67:56 G's so that they can kill rats. This guy just set up a house trap for humans so
67:58 just set up a house trap for humans so that he could kill us. Whoa. [laughter]
68:03 that he could kill us. Whoa. [laughter] Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Shh. He's
68:05 Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Shh. He's right there. [snorts]
68:07 right there. [snorts] [laughter]
68:14 [laughter] Oh [ __ ] He just ran by me and I
68:16 Oh [ __ ] He just ran by me and I resisted. He touched me.
68:17 resisted. He touched me. Scream.
68:28 BRO, I [ __ ] ALL TAPPED OUT OF THE GAME. OH, [laughter]
68:35 I just [ __ ] closed the goddamn game, dude. You stepped on a [ __ ] teddy
68:37 dude. You stepped on a [ __ ] teddy bear. [laughter]
68:39 bear. [laughter] I know black people that say the hard R
68:40 I know black people that say the hard R all the time cuz they like
68:43 all the time cuz they like because they're allowed to. [laughter]
68:45 because they're allowed to. [laughter] I guess.
68:46 I guess. Are you supposed to be one of those
68:46 Are you supposed to be one of those white kids where it's like, well, if
68:47 white kids where it's like, well, if they say it, I'm like, "Hey, I say it."
68:48 they say it, I'm like, "Hey, I say it." No, I was about to say, uh, that's my
68:50 No, I was about to say, uh, that's my word and I'm ready to take it back.
68:52 word and I'm ready to take it back. [laughter]
68:53 [laughter] Holy [ __ ] Oh,
68:54 Holy [ __ ] Oh, they're actually they're stealing our
68:55 they're actually they're stealing our culture if you think about it.
68:56 culture if you think about it. White people have no culture. Yeah. Who
68:58 White people have no culture. Yeah. Who came up with the most used word in all
69:00 came up with the most used word in all your rap songs? [laughter] That's what I
69:02 your rap songs? [laughter] That's what I thought.
69:17 If I ever do a standup special, that's going in. Dude, listen. I literally
69:19 going in. Dude, listen. I literally aliooped that [ __ ] to you. Give it back.
69:21 aliooped that [ __ ] to you. Give it back. Well, I'll say featuring Yummy in the
69:23 Well, I'll say featuring Yummy in the title. It's all good. [laughter]
69:24 title. It's all good. [laughter] This joke is featuring Yummy. It's not
69:26 This joke is featuring Yummy. It's not here, but it's featuring Yummy. Okay,
69:28 here, but it's featuring Yummy. Okay, you would say Aliooped. Yeah. Cater
69:30 you would say Aliooped. Yeah. Cater cater to that [ __ ] 4% colored
69:32 cater to that [ __ ] 4% colored audience you got, buddy.
69:34 audience you got, buddy. I have a 99% black woman audience. I
69:36 I have a 99% black woman audience. I don't know what you're the [laughter]
69:37 don't know what you're the [laughter] [ __ ] you're talking about.
69:39 [ __ ] you're talking about. Do you just upload like Oprah videos?
69:43 Do you just upload like Oprah videos? Oprah compilation. [laughter]
69:47 Oh my god. All right. Come on, dude. Come on. You
69:49 All right. Come on, dude. Come on. You go first.
69:50 go first. So [ __ ]
69:51 So [ __ ] Why is everyone shooting at us?
69:53 Why is everyone shooting at us? I don't know what what's going on.
69:54 I don't know what what's going on. Make sure it's not a civilian.
69:56 Make sure it's not a civilian. Okay. This is a civilian. Hold on. Hold
69:58 Okay. This is a civilian. Hold on. Hold your fire. Hold your fire.
69:58 your fire. Hold your fire. You're under arrest.
70:01 You're under arrest. Don't [laughter] you Don't cing the
70:05 Don't [laughter] you Don't cing the civilian. [laughter]
70:17 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. GET ON THE GROUND. GET ON THE [ __ ] GROUND. STOP
70:19 GET ON THE [ __ ] GROUND. STOP RESISTING. STOPING.
70:22 RESISTING. STOPING. [laughter]
70:27 You bear maced him and shot him in the [laughter] back.
70:29 [laughter] back. Holy [ __ ]
70:30 Holy [ __ ] Deserved.
70:31 Deserved. You guys are about to get
70:32 You guys are about to get All right, we're clear. We're clear up
70:34 All right, we're clear. We're clear up here. We're clear. I'm pretty sure
70:36 here. We're clear. I'm pretty sure you've killed like three [laughter]
70:37 you've killed like three [laughter] civilians.
70:38 civilians. They all look exactly the same. Why do
70:40 They all look exactly the same. Why do all the innocent guys Why are they all
70:41 all the innocent guys Why are they all bald? Dude, basically is so [ __ ]
70:44 bald? Dude, basically is so [ __ ] funny. Oh, you little [ __ ] What? You
70:46 funny. Oh, you little [ __ ] What? You can't see? You got something in your
70:47 can't see? You got something in your eyes?
70:49 eyes? I can't see. [laughter] God,
70:52 I can't see. [laughter] God, this is brutal. This is
70:56 this is brutal. This is just innocent.
70:58 just innocent. Maed, murdered, and teabagged.
71:00 Maed, murdered, and teabagged. [laughter]
71:01 [laughter] That's my kind of day. All right, what
71:04 That's my kind of day. All right, what next? Who's this?
71:06 next? Who's this? Another
71:15 Jesus Christ. [laughter] This is This is not how you play.
71:17 This is This is not how you play. Resisting.
71:18 Resisting. They can't even understand. You're
71:20 They can't even understand. You're saying no. Stop resisting. You're just
71:22 saying no. Stop resisting. You're just deep frying.
71:23 deep frying. All right. [laughter] Be careful.
71:24 All right. [laughter] Be careful. Yummy's picking the lock, dude. You got
71:26 Yummy's picking the lock, dude. You got to cover
71:26 to cover pissing my pants, dude.
71:27 pissing my pants, dude. You got to cover up. [laughter]
71:28 You got to cover up. [laughter] All right. Peek the door. Peek it. Peek
71:30 All right. Peek the door. Peek it. Peek it. Peek it. All right. We're cleared.
71:31 it. Peek it. All right. We're cleared. We're cleared. We're cleared.
71:33 We're cleared. We're cleared. All right. Yummy.
71:33 All right. Yummy. I'm going to lock. I'm going to pick it.
71:34 I'm going to lock. I'm going to pick it. I'm going to pick the lock. All right.
71:36 I'm going to pick the lock. All right. [laughter]
71:37 [laughter] All right. All right, you get ready to
71:37 All right. All right, you get ready to blast two on the other side. I don't
71:39 blast two on the other side. I don't care. Just shoot him immediately.
71:40 care. Just shoot him immediately. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
71:45 Look at him go. Yeah, you clear that [ __ ] You clear
71:47 Yeah, you clear that [ __ ] You clear that [ __ ]
71:47 that [ __ ] Tactical gameplay, fellas. Tactical.
71:49 Tactical gameplay, fellas. Tactical. Shoot on sight no matter what they do.
71:53 Shoot on sight no matter what they do. This is
71:54 This is our innocent person. [laughter]
71:58 our innocent person. [laughter] All right, we got our evidence. We got
71:59 All right, we got our evidence. We got the evidence WE NEEDED.
72:01 the evidence WE NEEDED. EVIDENCE OF [screaming] WHAT?
72:02 EVIDENCE OF [screaming] WHAT? THIS IS [ __ ] SILL team zero.
72:04 THIS IS [ __ ] SILL team zero. Get the evidence. What even happened
72:05 Get the evidence. What even happened here? All right, we completed the
72:07 here? All right, we completed the objective. We won. We did good. We did
72:09 objective. We won. We did good. We did good, boys.
72:10 good, boys. Are we the bad guy?
72:12 Are we the bad guy? This criminal was was guarding the
72:14 This criminal was was guarding the illegal evidence. We're doing good.
72:15 illegal evidence. We're doing good. We're doing good.
72:16 We're doing good. Trying to make it home from work. Can
72:17 Trying to make it home from work. Can you go out that back door?
72:18 you go out that back door? Yeah. Here we go. Exit right here.
72:20 Yeah. Here we go. Exit right here. Okay, we're back to where you came.
72:22 Okay, we're back to where you came. Okay, hold on. Hold on. [laughter]
72:25 Okay, hold on. Hold on. [laughter] Get the [ __ ] out of my way.
72:26 Get the [ __ ] out of my way. I'm wearing my dream sexual drip right
72:28 I'm wearing my dream sexual drip right now.
72:29 now. Dude, Brandon, you guys are going to be
72:31 Dude, Brandon, you guys are going to be surprised at this boss up here. This
72:32 surprised at this boss up here. This thing is not easy. We're being invaded.
72:34 thing is not easy. We're being invaded. Same guy is invaded.
72:36 Same guy is invaded. It is the same guy. Let's fight on the
72:37 It is the same guy. Let's fight on the bridge. That'll be epic style,
72:39 bridge. That'll be epic style, dude. What the [ __ ]
72:41 dude. What the [ __ ] Hold on, Brandon. We're being invaded.
72:42 Hold on, Brandon. We're being invaded. Don't go all the way down. Let him come
72:44 Don't go all the way down. Let him come to us.
72:44 to us. Oh, dude. I wonder if I can use my
72:46 Oh, dude. I wonder if I can use my He's behind us. He's behind us.
72:48 He's behind us. He's behind us. Here. Let him Let him come to the
72:49 Here. Let him Let him come to the bridge. Here, Ethan. Come here. I'm
72:51 bridge. Here, Ethan. Come here. I'm going to use my tail on him and try and
72:52 going to use my tail on him and try and knock him off.
72:54 knock him off. Oh. OH.
72:57 Oh. OH. WHAT THE HELL? [laughter]
72:59 WHAT THE HELL? [laughter] DID YOU DIE?
73:03 [laughter] Are you serious? Are you serious?
73:07 Are you serious? Are you serious? He said, "Damn, I'm trying to knock him
73:09 He said, "Damn, I'm trying to knock him off." [laughter]
73:10 off." [laughter] Just jump off the bridge. Come on,
73:19 bro. What the [ __ ] did he shoot at you? What was that,
73:20 What was that, dude? It scared the [ __ ] out of me.
73:21 dude? It scared the [ __ ] out of me. Start it right.
73:22 Start it right. It scared the [ __ ] out of [laughter] me,
73:24 It scared the [ __ ] out of [laughter] me, dude.
73:25 dude. The first thing he whips out and you
73:26 The first thing he whips out and you just [ __ ] yourself and commit suicide.
73:28 just [ __ ] yourself and commit suicide. I thought it was going to shoot like a
73:30 I thought it was going to shoot like a big ass flame, dude. He had some massive
73:32 big ass flame, dude. He had some massive dragon head. Dude, I thought I was going
73:34 dragon head. Dude, I thought I was going to shoot a big ass flame down the whole
73:36 to shoot a big ass flame down the whole bridge and it it made me panic. Oh, THAT
73:38 bridge and it it made me panic. Oh, THAT WAS [ __ ] SO FUNNY.
73:40 WAS [ __ ] SO FUNNY. HE'S GOT A TESLA [screaming]
73:42 HE'S GOT A TESLA [screaming] COMING IN. LOOK OUT.
73:45 COMING IN. LOOK OUT. THERE'S ANOTHER BULLET WITH ME.
73:46 THERE'S ANOTHER BULLET WITH ME. TWO BULLET BILLS.
73:49 TWO BULLET BILLS. [screaming]
73:50 [screaming] OH, [ __ ] [laughter]
73:52 OH, [ __ ] [laughter] IT'S SCARING ME.
73:54 IT'S SCARING ME. Excuse me.
73:55 Excuse me. NO, SOUP.
73:56 NO, SOUP. NO. [screaming] PLEASE. PLEASE. WHY?
73:59 NO. [screaming] PLEASE. PLEASE. WHY? I WAS DOING SO GOOD.
74:02 I WAS DOING SO GOOD. THIRD PLACE. EVERYBODY GOT A [ __ ]
74:05 THIRD PLACE. EVERYBODY GOT A [ __ ] HANDICAP. [laughter]
74:07 HANDICAP. [laughter] THAT SUCKS.
74:09 THAT SUCKS. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS MY I BROKE MY SWITCH.
74:11 WHAT THE [ __ ] IS MY I BROKE MY SWITCH. GIVE HIM THE CROWN, BABY. GIVE HIM THE
74:14 GIVE HIM THE CROWN, BABY. GIVE HIM THE CROWN BY the green shell.
74:16 CROWN BY the green shell. Droid, what happened to you, man?
74:18 Droid, what happened to you, man? Can't wait to look at these audio files.
74:21 Can't wait to look at these audio files. Solid brick.
74:22 Solid brick. Whoever looked back at me in seventh
74:24 Whoever looked back at me in seventh place and threw a red shell at me was
74:25 place and threw a red shell at me was like punching a [ __ ] kid in a
74:27 like punching a [ __ ] kid in a wheelchair right in the head. That's
74:28 wheelchair right in the head. That's [laughter] not even fair.
74:30 [laughter] not even fair. Okay.
74:30 Okay. When are they going to add the
74:32 When are they going to add the wheelchair DLC? Huh?
74:34 wheelchair DLC? Huh? Holy [ __ ]
74:34 Holy [ __ ] When are they going to add the Ricky
74:35 When are they going to add the Ricky Burick? [laughter]
74:38 Burick? [laughter] Ricky Burwick in the game. He's just OP
74:40 Ricky Burwick in the game. He's just OP as [ __ ] He's got like rockets on the
74:42 as [ __ ] He's got like rockets on the side of his wheelchair.
74:43 side of his wheelchair. He's [laughter] completely modded out
74:45 He's [laughter] completely modded out doing circles in the map.
74:47 doing circles in the map. Man, is that [ __ ] got the twin
74:49 Man, is that [ __ ] got the twin turbo?
74:50 turbo? I was definitely a victim of
74:51 I was definitely a victim of circumstance that entire race. So,
74:53 circumstance that entire race. So, I was a victim of circumcision.
74:55 I was a victim of circumcision. [laughter]
75:01 AGAINST my consent, I MIGHT ADD. WHY DID THEY ASK ME WHEN I WAS A BIG
75:03 WHY DID THEY ASK ME WHEN I WAS A BIG BRO? WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK ME?
75:05 BRO? WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK ME? Oh [ __ ]
75:05 Oh [ __ ] I wanted the cheese DLC and the doctor
75:07 I wanted the cheese DLC and the doctor took it away. [laughter]
75:09 took it away. [laughter] Cheese.
75:11 Cheese. You think that's where molded cheese
75:13 You think that's where molded cheese originated from?
75:13 originated from? Absolutely.
75:15 Absolutely. Big cheese.
75:15 Big cheese. That's yummy.
75:17 That's yummy. Yummy. That's yummy. Never mind.
75:19 Yummy. That's yummy. Never mind. There's a minion. Who's the minion? Who
75:21 There's a minion. Who's the minion? Who is the minion? Bro, I got to get out. I
75:23 is the minion? Bro, I got to get out. I got to see this. Dude, what am I looking
75:25 got to see this. Dude, what am I looking at?
75:31 [laughter] Oh my god. Please run over the minion
75:33 Oh my god. Please run over the minion again, bro. [laughter]
75:45 that's so [ __ ] funny. Oh, please do it again. [laughter]
75:47 it again. [laughter] You missed him.
75:50 You missed him. I missed.
75:50 I missed. Yes, you did. Still standing right here.
75:54 Yes, you did. Still standing right here. I'm beating the minion's ass, bro.
76:02 That just made my night. Do you think anyone's ever done like rule 34 of
76:04 anyone's ever done like rule 34 of Eminem pregnant? [laughter]
76:06 Eminem pregnant? [laughter] Uh, I'm going to look. I'm real curious.
76:08 Uh, I'm going to look. I'm real curious. Rule 34, Eminem pregnant. Oh my god,
76:11 Rule 34, Eminem pregnant. Oh my god, that is a violent image. WHAT THE [ __ ]
76:14 that is a violent image. WHAT THE [ __ ] THE ADS ARE INSANE. THERE'S like a
76:15 THE ADS ARE INSANE. THERE'S like a little thing that wraps around your [ __ ]
76:17 little thing that wraps around your [ __ ] and then goes in your ass and jiggles.
76:18 and then goes in your ass and jiggles. What the hell am I looking at? Is
76:20 What the hell am I looking at? Is that why they advertising my uncle?
76:21 that why they advertising my uncle? I looked up rule 34. [laughter] Where is
76:23 I looked up rule 34. [laughter] Where is Eminem getting [ __ ] by? Is that Drake?
76:26 Eminem getting [ __ ] by? Is that Drake? Someone needs to draw pregnant Eminem
76:29 Someone needs to draw pregnant Eminem with his feet sticking forward with like
76:31 with his feet sticking forward with like blonde hair coming off of it. Like
76:32 blonde hair coming off of it. Like No, they don't.
76:33 No, they don't. Blonde hairy feet. Like blonde blonde
76:35 Blonde hairy feet. Like blonde blonde hairy hobbit feet on pregnant M&M's.
76:38 hairy hobbit feet on pregnant M&M's. Okay. What is that? [laughter]
76:40 Okay. What is that? [laughter] Drake has very smooth balls.
76:42 Drake has very smooth balls. Yeah, he really does. Oh, I didn't even
76:44 Yeah, he really does. Oh, I didn't even notice that. No just asked what we're
76:46 notice that. No just asked what we're doing and then 2 minutes later you can
76:47 doing and then 2 minutes later you can see [laughter] it.
76:53 I sent a picture of a guy in a foot costume. Eight minutes [laughter] later,
76:54 costume. Eight minutes [laughter] later, Douglas goes, "What are we doing?" And
76:56 Douglas goes, "What are we doing?" And then pour. He's probably like, "What the
77:00 then pour. He's probably like, "What the [ __ ] is [laughter] going on?"
77:01 [ __ ] is [laughter] going on?" He said, "Okay."
77:02 He said, "Okay." You said, "Okay."
77:05 You said, "Okay." I need an apology. [laughter]
77:12 Making making me see that [ __ ] [laughter]
77:19 Yo, what you guys doing? [laughter] And then Blur just puts in the most god
77:21 then Blur just puts in the most god awful [ __ ] ever.
77:24 awful [ __ ] ever. Is Eminem getting [ __ ]
77:26 Is Eminem getting [ __ ] Are you guys doing [laughter] anything
77:27 Are you guys doing [laughter] anything other than sending me nudes?
77:30 other than sending me nudes? Sage right now.
77:31 Sage right now. Yeah, we got a lot of fun things going
77:32 Yeah, we got a lot of fun things going on today.
77:33 on today. There's a theme to this session.
77:35 There's a theme to this session. Wait a second. Wait a second. Does the
77:37 Wait a second. Wait a second. Does the fee tie into what I see on Twitter?
77:39 fee tie into what I see on Twitter? Maybe.
77:39 Maybe. Yes. Yes.
77:40 Yes. Yes. [ __ ] you guys. That's you as well. What?
77:43 [ __ ] you guys. That's you as well. What? [laughter]
77:44 [laughter] That's
77:45 That's five middle-aged men feed picss in a
77:48 five middle-aged men feed picss in a row. I'm like, [laughter] what?
77:50 row. I'm like, [laughter] what? You guys, you guys are cursed, bro.
77:54 You guys, you guys are cursed, bro. [laughter]
77:54 [laughter] Dude, you know what we should do?
77:56 Dude, you know what we should do? What?
77:56 What? We should go to where everyone's doing
77:58 We should go to where everyone's doing community service.
77:59 community service. Where's that at?
78:00 Where's that at? It's on a boat somewhere way out in the
78:02 It's on a boat somewhere way out in the ocean.
78:03 ocean. You've been there like 40 times? I I've
78:04 You've been there like 40 times? I I've only been there once. You tell me where
78:06 only been there once. You tell me where it's at.
78:06 it's at. I don't know where it's at on the map is
78:08 I don't know where it's at on the map is the thing, but it's it's it's somewhere
78:10 the thing, but it's it's it's somewhere off the coast.
78:11 off the coast. Okay. Okay, we'll find it. Let's go find
78:13 Okay. Okay, we'll find it. Let's go find it. Here, I'm I'm coming back to Grove.
78:15 it. Here, I'm I'm coming back to Grove. Does anybody have community service?
78:17 Does anybody have community service? Uh
78:20 Uh oh. [laughter]
78:22 oh. [laughter] I didn't even see you.
78:24 I didn't even see you. This is [ __ ] stupid. Is that it?
78:25 This is [ __ ] stupid. Is that it? Is that it? I think that's it. That's
78:27 Is that it? I think that's it. That's definitely it.
78:29 definitely it. What the [ __ ] Yeah, this is it. Why did
78:31 What the [ __ ] Yeah, this is it. Why did it look so microscopic?
78:34 it look so microscopic? Yeah, do them coms, [ __ ] [laughter]
78:37 Yeah, do them coms, [ __ ] [laughter] Do them coms.
78:42 [ __ ] We're doing our IDs. We're getting banned. We're getting [ __ ] [laughter]
78:44 banned. We're getting [ __ ] [laughter] banned.
78:45 banned. Dude, you think it's going to give him
78:46 Dude, you think it's going to give him more comms because we killed him?
78:48 more comms because we killed him? Probably. He's going to be like, he's
78:49 Probably. He's going to be like, he's going to be like, "There's guys on a on
78:51 going to be like, "There's guys on a on a car that just drove me over.
78:53 a car that just drove me over. The Rocket League car killed me while I
78:55 The Rocket League car killed me while I was doing comms."
78:56 was doing comms." They're going be like, "Yeah, you're
78:57 They're going be like, "Yeah, you're lying. That's 10 more comms."
78:58 lying. That's 10 more comms." He's running over here.
79:00 He's running over here. Where? Where is he?
79:01 Where? Where is he? He's down here.
79:02 He's down here. Your ass.
79:03 Your ass. Hey, what's up, man?
79:04 Hey, what's up, man? [ __ ] Wait, we can attack him and stuff.
79:06 [ __ ] Wait, we can attack him and stuff. He can't attack us.
79:07 He can't attack us. Some [ __ ] I swear to God.
79:09 Some [ __ ] I swear to God. Wait, what? What do you What do you mean
79:11 Wait, what? What do you What do you mean the coms that I got me? This is
79:12 the coms that I got me? This is [ __ ]
79:13 [ __ ] Why do you have comms?
79:14 Why do you have comms? I killed someone while getting an
79:16 I killed someone while getting an airrop. That's why I have coms.
79:18 airrop. That's why I have coms. All right, listen. I think we can get
79:19 All right, listen. I think we can get you out of your comms. All right, but
79:21 you out of your comms. All right, but you're going to have to do some stuff
79:22 you're going to have to do some stuff for us. You have to say
79:25 for us. You have to say gag mommy milkers. [ __ ] No. Do I have
79:30 gag mommy milkers. [ __ ] No. Do I have to add the money?
79:30 to add the money? I mean, if you want to get out of your
79:31 I mean, if you want to get out of your coms.
79:32 coms. [ __ ] Do I have to? Okay.
79:34 [ __ ] Do I have to? Okay. Yeah.
79:35 Yeah. I got mommy milkers. DADDY LIKE ME.
79:38 I got mommy milkers. DADDY LIKE ME. [laughter]
79:43 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
79:46 GOOD. [laughter]
79:50 OKAY. OKAY. This guy deserves to get out of his com. He's just going to get
79:52 of his com. He's just going to get teleported back and have more com.
79:53 teleported back and have more com. I think it just [ __ ] teleports me
79:55 I think it just [ __ ] teleports me back if I try to leave.
79:56 back if I try to leave. No. No. Not when we get out of here sexy
79:58 No. No. Not when we get out of here sexy style.
79:59 style. [ __ ]
80:01 [ __ ] What am I looking at right now?
80:04 What am I looking at right now? [laughter] I think he got teleported
80:06 [laughter] I think he got teleported back. I think he got tele. Oh, he's
80:08 back. I think he got tele. Oh, he's here. Wait. All right. You still here,
80:09 here. Wait. All right. You still here, buddy?
80:10 buddy? Yeah, I'm still here.
80:17 All right, you made it. You're good. Just [laughter] instantly teleported
80:18 Just [laughter] instantly teleported back with more coms. By the way, he said
80:21 back with more coms. By the way, he said [ __ ]
80:22 [ __ ] We're being invaded by Bloody Finger.
80:23 We're being invaded by Bloody Finger. Being invaded by Bloody Finger. Uh, he's
80:25 Being invaded by Bloody Finger. Uh, he's coming up the stairs. We should strike
80:27 coming up the stairs. We should strike him with magic as he runs up. We can do
80:29 him with magic as he runs up. We can do a little trolling. Magic is ass.
80:49 It's [ __ ] awesome. Bad timing. [laughter]
80:51 Bad timing. [laughter] I bet he [ __ ] hates his
80:55 I bet he [ __ ] hates his don't invade people, son. [laughter]
80:57 don't invade people, son. [laughter] Oh, it's my turn. Blur's already played
80:59 Oh, it's my turn. Blur's already played a card before I go back.
81:02 a card before I go back. All right. Our most powerful weapon
81:04 All right. Our most powerful weapon during the zombie apocalypse will be
81:07 during the zombie apocalypse will be blank. Our most powerful weapon during
81:10 blank. Our most powerful weapon during the zombie apocalypse will be [laughter]
81:17 why M. You know our humor is [ __ ] when
81:20 M. You know our humor is [ __ ] when we're just laughing at a letter. Our
81:22 we're just laughing at a letter. Our most powerful weapon during the zombie
81:24 most powerful weapon during the zombie apocalypse will be what in the [ __ ]
81:27 apocalypse will be what in the [ __ ] Hey, that's a turtle. [laughter]
81:35 Teenage Mutant place had guts. [laughter]
81:39 place had guts. [laughter] Looks like he just saw his mom's titties
81:41 Looks like he just saw his mom's titties or something.
81:42 or something. He's about to There's like a tear coming
81:44 He's about to There's like a tear coming out of the left eyeball.
81:46 out of the left eyeball. What do you mean? There's no more pizza.
81:47 What do you mean? There's no more pizza. [laughter]
81:49 [laughter] All right. Our most powerful weapon
81:50 All right. Our most powerful weapon during the zombie apocalypse will be Oh,
81:52 during the zombie apocalypse will be Oh, no.
81:53 no. Oh, hell yeah.
81:54 Oh, hell yeah. Where'd you find this picture of me?
81:56 Where'd you find this picture of me? [laughter]
81:58 [laughter] The doof face reveal.
82:00 The doof face reveal. This is really tough. Oh [ __ ] I'm going
82:03 This is really tough. Oh [ __ ] I'm going to have to go with n word turtle.
82:05 to have to go with n word turtle. [laughter]
82:06 [laughter] WHAT? WHAT ABOUT
82:08 WHAT? WHAT ABOUT LET'S GO. Nword turtle, baby.
82:11 LET'S GO. Nword turtle, baby. Whoa.
82:12 Whoa. Okay. Hello. Nice to meet you.
82:14 Okay. Hello. Nice to meet you. [laughter]
82:23 I just I just kill me. I just accept it. [laughter] THERE'S JUST THERE'S JUST NO
82:26 [laughter] THERE'S JUST THERE'S JUST NO [ __ ] I GOT STUCK IN YOUR [screaming]
82:29 [ __ ] I GOT STUCK IN YOUR [screaming] HOLY DOG [ __ ]
82:31 HOLY DOG [ __ ] FOLDED IN HALF. What the hell?
82:32 FOLDED IN HALF. What the hell? [laughter]
82:33 [laughter] Oh my god.
82:34 Oh my god. Don't worry, Blur. I'll help you.
82:36 Don't worry, Blur. I'll help you. Please don't help me.
82:36 Please don't help me. Can the US [laughter] military send
82:39 Can the US [laughter] military send Bruce? Yes.
82:42 Bruce? Yes. Matt, you
82:42 Matt, you I can end the race. I can end this race
82:44 I can end the race. I can end this race right here, right now. Do not peg me.
82:46 right here, right now. Do not peg me. Really?
82:46 Really? DO NOT PEG. DO NOT [screaming] PEG ME.
82:50 DO NOT PEG. DO NOT [screaming] PEG ME. KILL Mcnasty now. Mcnasty's going to
82:52 KILL Mcnasty now. Mcnasty's going to win.
82:52 win. No, he's not. Not on my watch.
82:54 No, he's not. Not on my watch. Grandma titties. Grandma's titties.
82:56 Grandma titties. Grandma's titties. Grandma titty sandwich.
82:58 Grandma titty sandwich. WHAT THE HELL?
83:00 WHAT THE HELL? MATT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
83:01 MATT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [screaming]
83:05 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [screaming] [laughter]
83:07 [laughter] UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE.
83:10 UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE. Oh my god. I survived two of those
83:12 Oh my god. I survived two of those [ __ ] trucks, man.
83:13 [ __ ] trucks, man. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
83:15 I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF. ALL RIGHT, LET'S [laughter]
83:16 ALL RIGHT, LET'S [laughter] I KEEP FALLING OFF, BRO. NEVER, SIR.
83:20 I KEEP FALLING OFF, BRO. NEVER, SIR. [laughter] Don't keep that energy.
83:21 [laughter] Don't keep that energy. You're going to be around for a long
83:22 You're going to be around for a long time. At least 10 years. God. Well,
83:25 time. At least 10 years. God. Well, soup's already been around for like how
83:26 soup's already been around for like how long? When did you start your channel?
83:28 long? When did you start your channel? 1700 BC. [laughter]
83:36 Like and subscribe in the [ __ ] [laughter] Bible.
83:38 [laughter] Bible. I should cry. I can't.
83:40 I should cry. I can't. If it's horse, he's dead. [laughter]
83:42 If it's horse, he's dead. [laughter] If it's horse, he's dead.
83:45 If it's horse, he's dead. Stealing medicine.
83:46 Stealing medicine. You're a lucky punk. I'm still going to
83:48 You're a lucky punk. I'm still going to follow you everywhere you go.
83:49 follow you everywhere you go. What the [ __ ] are YOU TALKING ABOUT?
83:51 What the [ __ ] are YOU TALKING ABOUT? [laughter]
83:53 [laughter] I HAVE no idea what you're talking
83:54 I HAVE no idea what you're talking about.
83:54 about. I think I know exactly what I'm talking
83:56 I think I know exactly what I'm talking about. [laughter]
83:57 about. [laughter] I think you're [ __ ] stupid is what
83:59 I think you're [ __ ] stupid is what you
84:01 you Why are you giggling so much? [laughter]
84:04 Why are you giggling so much? [laughter] Cuz I'm what?
84:05 Cuz I'm what? I just can't imagine what you're doing.
84:07 I just can't imagine what you're doing. What you're doing?
84:08 What you're doing? Oh, yeah. Oh, why don't you just look at
84:09 Oh, yeah. Oh, why don't you just look at me then?
84:10 me then? Just stop being racist, dude. What the
84:12 Just stop being racist, dude. What the hell? You're getting emails,
84:15 hell? You're getting emails, Black, check the email.
84:17 Black, check the email. I [laughter] don't We don't have an
84:18 I [laughter] don't We don't have an email. He was right.
84:19 email. He was right. I can see you pointing at that next
84:26 You just like targeting. [laughter] Dude's just following a [ __ ] NPC the
84:29 Dude's just following a [ __ ] NPC the whole game.
84:32 whole game. No, I swear to God I'm still right. He's
84:34 No, I swear to God I'm still right. He's been faking tasks. He's been faking
84:36 been faking tasks. He's been faking tasks.
84:37 tasks. It's [ __ ] hilarious.
84:39 It's [ __ ] hilarious. It has to be. [laughter]
84:41 It has to be. [laughter] I think we need to check the mental
84:42 I think we need to check the mental health of the sheriff's.
84:45 health of the sheriff's. Who is gaslighting Doo harder than
84:47 Who is gaslighting Doo harder than anyone else ever has? [laughter]
84:48 anyone else ever has? [laughter] I'll check it myself. I'll check it
84:49 I'll check it myself. I'll check it myself. I'm pretty sure this is actually
84:51 myself. I'm pretty sure this is actually profiling at this point.
84:53 profiling at this point. 100% it is. [laughter]
84:55 100% it is. [laughter] Okay, you're free to go. [sighs]
84:58 Okay, you're free to go. [sighs] So the whole time [laughter]
85:02 this Oh man,
85:05 Oh man, [laughter]
85:07 [laughter] my [ __ ] god.
85:08 my [ __ ] god. He was just watching my partner
85:10 He was just watching my partner [laughter] have a mental breakdown over
85:11 [laughter] have a mental breakdown over a Mexican one Mexican in his town and he
85:14 a Mexican one Mexican in his town and he went [ __ ] psycho. [laughter]
85:21 [laughter] If I end up being right, I'm going to
85:22 If I end up being right, I'm going to kill you in real life.
85:25 kill you in real life. Cut hair. Cut hair, barber.
85:27 Cut hair. Cut hair, barber. Why' you say that?
85:29 Why' you say that? Are you even able to get a haircut? Take
85:31 Are you even able to get a haircut? Take that hat off. What? I'm not wearing a
85:33 that hat off. What? I'm not wearing a hat, buddy. Okay. New target created.
85:35 hat, buddy. Okay. New target created. [laughter]
85:39 Actually, I think I might know who it is.
85:39 is. All right. Can you dance on this match?
85:40 All right. Can you dance on this match? You better shoot them then.
85:41 You better shoot them then. Should I try shooting them? See what
85:43 Should I try shooting them? See what happens.
85:43 happens. Yeah, cuz they're almost done with their
85:44 Yeah, cuz they're almost done with their tasks.
85:45 tasks. All right, I'll see what happens.
85:47 All right, I'll see what happens. I'm taking A STROLL.
85:48 I'm taking A STROLL. GOD DAMN IT. DAMN IT.
85:50 GOD DAMN IT. DAMN IT. WHAT WAS IT? BLUE HAT. Which one was it?
85:52 WHAT WAS IT? BLUE HAT. Which one was it? It was blue hat.
85:53 It was blue hat. Well, I'm still following this weirdo.
85:55 Well, I'm still following this weirdo. As you should. As you should. You should
85:57 As you should. As you should. You should You should totally follow him.
85:58 You should totally follow him. You should totally keep following him.
86:00 You should totally keep following him. [laughter]
86:02 [laughter] YOU WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
86:05 YOU WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. I knew it.
86:08 I knew it. [laughter]
86:08 [laughter] I knew it.
86:12 I knew it. No way. [laughter]
86:14 No way. [laughter] I should have killed you. [ __ ] god.
86:15 I should have killed you. [ __ ] god. I should have killed you. No way.
86:19 I should have killed you. No way. I cannot believe you got away with that.
86:21 I cannot believe you got away with that. Oh my god. [laughter]
86:24 Oh my god. [laughter] And I'm the racist.
86:27 And I'm the racist. You guys can't breathe.
86:29 You guys can't breathe. Oh my god. [laughter]
86:31 Oh my god. [laughter] I knew BECAUSE YOU WERE GIGGLING LIKE A
86:33 I knew BECAUSE YOU WERE GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE [ __ ] THE WHOLE TIME.
86:35 LITTLE [ __ ] THE WHOLE TIME. I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY GET GAS LIT
86:36 I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMEBODY GET GAS LIT harder in my entire life. [laughter]
86:39 harder in my entire life. [laughter] Oh my god. We played that so well
86:41 Oh my god. We played that so well because I knew if I did a task next to
86:43 because I knew if I did a task next to Bl, he would start sussing me out and
86:46 Bl, he would start sussing me out and you just got away with everything.
86:47 you just got away with everything. [laughter]
86:48 [laughter] I'm so right now.
86:50 I'm so right now. You were just too [ __ ] to pull the
86:52 You were just too [ __ ] to pull the trigger. And now a criminal stole money
86:54 trigger. And now a criminal stole money from the town. How dare you? Shitty cop.
86:56 from the town. How dare you? Shitty cop. Sheriff again. Let's see if it happens
86:57 Sheriff again. Let's see if it happens to me.
86:58 to me. Shitty cop. [laughter]
86:59 Shitty cop. [laughter] We have to go to the
87:00 We have to go to the We have to get on a little.
87:02 We have to get on a little. Okay. Yummy. Drop me off and then drive
87:04 Okay. Yummy. Drop me off and then drive up closer. [laughter] Trick. What are
87:07 up closer. [laughter] Trick. What are all these people doing here? Are we
87:09 all these people doing here? Are we supposed to kill him?
87:11 supposed to kill him? I don't think so. But
87:12 I don't think so. But I don't think we were supposed
87:15 I don't think we were supposed I'm pretty sure we weren't supposed to
87:17 I'm pretty sure we weren't supposed to kill.
87:17 kill. What are you Why are you saying that?
87:18 What are you Why are you saying that? You [ __ ] shot him.
87:21 You [ __ ] shot him. I finished the job. No witnesses
87:23 I finished the job. No witnesses allowed.
87:24 allowed. Oh, we do have to go to Epste Island.
87:26 Oh, we do have to go to Epste Island. Oh man.
87:28 Oh man. Something tells me we're [laughter]
87:30 Something tells me we're [laughter] Something tells me we're not going to
87:32 Something tells me we're not going to make it to Epste Island.
87:33 make it to Epste Island. I hope we're not even going to make it
87:34 I hope we're not even going to make it to the [ __ ] highest, bro. I've been
87:36 to the [ __ ] highest, bro. I've been recording for almost two hours and we
87:38 recording for almost two hours and we haven't even gotten to the [ __ ]
87:39 haven't even gotten to the [ __ ] HEIST. [laughter]
87:40 HEIST. [laughter] DAMN IT. THERE'S SO MANY WAVES.
87:42 DAMN IT. THERE'S SO MANY WAVES. YEAH, COME ON. Turn the ocean off.
87:45 YEAH, COME ON. Turn the ocean off. [laughter]
87:45 [laughter] Dear God, please turn off the Pacific
87:47 Dear God, please turn off the Pacific Ocean tonight. Thank you.
87:54 [laughter] That was the [ __ ] dumbest thing I've
87:56 That was the [ __ ] dumbest thing I've ever heard.
87:59 ever heard. [screaming] A
88:11 GRANDMA, when I take all her meds away, he'll reclaim one day off of the dream.
88:14 he'll reclaim one day off of the dream. [laughter]
88:19 Let's protect the city, gentlemen. We got to protect the city. Tell me where
88:21 got to protect the city. Tell me where to go. [screaming]
88:22 to go. [screaming] What are YOU DOING OVER HERE? AH, YOU'LL
88:24 What are YOU DOING OVER HERE? AH, YOU'LL be all right.
88:30 Oh, what the hell? while I was driving a [ __ ] vehicle and you ruined it. GOD
88:32 [ __ ] vehicle and you ruined it. GOD DAMN IT. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS WRONG WITH
88:33 DAMN IT. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS WRONG WITH YOU, BUDDY?
88:36 YOU, BUDDY? You just killed a manager of this
88:37 You just killed a manager of this establishment. [laughter]
88:39 establishment. [laughter] God damn you, Jimmy James. I was driving
88:41 God damn you, Jimmy James. I was driving a cool ass cop CAR AND YOU [ __ ]
88:43 a cool ass cop CAR AND YOU [ __ ] RUINED IT.
88:44 RUINED IT. I'LL GET YOU A better car. I'll get YOU
88:45 I'LL GET YOU A better car. I'll get YOU A BETTER CAR.
88:46 A BETTER CAR. [ __ ] YOU, JIMMY JAMES. [laughter] I WAS
88:49 [ __ ] YOU, JIMMY JAMES. [laughter] I WAS HAVING SO MUCH [ __ ] FUN.
88:51 HAVING SO MUCH [ __ ] FUN. ALL RIGHT, NO more fun for you, S.
88:53 ALL RIGHT, NO more fun for you, S. WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DID I DO?
88:55 WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DID I DO? I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT AGAIN.
88:57 I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT AGAIN. [laughter]
88:57 [laughter] ALL RIGHT, I won't shoot you. Please
88:59 ALL RIGHT, I won't shoot you. Please unfreeze me, please. I won't shoot you
89:01 unfreeze me, please. I won't shoot you again. I promise. Can I have an RPG?
89:03 again. I promise. Can I have an RPG? You might be able to have an RPG if you
89:05 You might be able to have an RPG if you guys can be responsible with your RPG.
89:07 guys can be responsible with your RPG. I'll be very responsible. I promise.
89:10 I'll be very responsible. I promise. All right, Z. I'm giving you a lot of
89:12 All right, Z. I'm giving you a lot of power here. So,
89:14 power here. So, a hell yeah, Jimmy.
89:16 a hell yeah, Jimmy. What a legend.
89:17 What a legend. Comes a lot of responsibility.
89:20 Comes a lot of responsibility. A lot of responsibility with all this
89:22 A lot of responsibility with all this power with all these
89:24 power with all these 120 RPG rounds. Hell yeah.
89:27 120 RPG rounds. Hell yeah. Can we just shoot it once? Should we
89:28 Can we just shoot it once? Should we just test it?
89:29 just test it? Yeah. Yeah.
89:30 Yeah. Yeah. Hey,
89:32 Hey, [laughter] there you go. Good job.
89:36 [laughter] there you go. Good job. Thank you, Jimmy. We're going to be the
89:37 Thank you, Jimmy. We're going to be the best goddamn cops on the server. This is
89:39 best goddamn cops on the server. This is hilarious. The admin's just [ __ ] He's
89:42 hilarious. The admin's just [ __ ] He's just getting us goated with the sauce.
89:44 just getting us goated with the sauce. He's busting it down sexual style for
89:46 He's busting it down sexual style for us. Leave a like on the video for this
89:48 us. Leave a like on the video for this epic ad. We're about to [ __ ] this server
89:50 epic ad. We're about to [ __ ] this server to hell. This RPGs. [laughter]
89:54 to hell. This RPGs. [laughter] Hi, what's going on? Oh, it's AG Autism
89:58 Hi, what's going on? Oh, it's AG Autism Gang. What's up, fellas? We thought we
90:00 Gang. What's up, fellas? We thought we lost y'all. Crunk, I like you, Kunk, you
90:04 lost y'all. Crunk, I like you, Kunk, you sound like you need an injection to put
90:06 sound like you need an injection to put you down. [laughter]
90:08 you down. [laughter] It's possible. I have had my vaccine
90:10 It's possible. I have had my vaccine once, but not the second one.
90:13 once, but not the second one. I'm talking about a DIFFERENT INJECTION.
90:14 I'm talking about a DIFFERENT INJECTION. [laughter]
90:16 [laughter] I'LL try them all.
90:18 I'LL try them all. I'll try them all. Man, I think you need
90:20 I'll try them all. Man, I think you need to lay off the ejection. I don't think
90:22 to lay off the ejection. I don't think you should get the second one.
90:24 you should get the second one. [laughter]
90:24 [laughter] I'll take whatever the doctor says I
90:26 I'll take whatever the doctor says I need.
90:29 need. [gasps]
90:30 [gasps] That's awesome.
90:32 That's awesome. I've been asking myself cuz I went to
90:33 I've been asking myself cuz I went to the doctor once and they say I have um
90:36 the doctor once and they say I have um that thing. They have a a [laughter]
90:40 that thing. They have a a [laughter] What the [ __ ] I just got downed. This
90:43 What the [ __ ] I just got downed. This guy can't be real.
90:44 guy can't be real. What are you doing on the floor?
90:46 What are you doing on the floor? I got sniped. [laughter]
90:50 Nobody's killing zombies. They just feel bad.
90:51 bad. No, the guy muttering in our ear.
90:53 No, the guy muttering in our ear. Hey. Yeah, whoever that is, shut the
90:54 Hey. Yeah, whoever that is, shut the [ __ ] up. I hear voices, too, sometimes.
90:56 [ __ ] up. I hear voices, too, sometimes. Hey, [ __ ] [laughter]
90:58 Hey, [ __ ] [laughter] Hey, Kron, do you have a seafood
91:00 Hey, Kron, do you have a seafood allergy?
91:01 allergy? See nuts. [laughter]
91:07 Is this guy I'm not I'm being serious. Is this guy
91:08 I'm not I'm being serious. Is this guy actually [ __ ] or is he just
91:09 actually [ __ ] or is he just [laughter]
91:10 [laughter] He said CD's nuts. [ __ ] bazinga,
91:15 He said CD's nuts. [ __ ] bazinga, baby.
91:16 baby. Bazinga. [laughter]
91:17 Bazinga. [laughter] Hey, Kron, do you like watching Big Bang
91:19 Hey, Kron, do you like watching Big Bang Theory?
91:20 Theory? BIG BANG YOUR MOM, [ __ ]
91:23 BIG BANG YOUR MOM, [ __ ] [laughter]
91:24 [laughter] GOD DAMN YOU, KUNK. That's it, man. I
91:26 GOD DAMN YOU, KUNK. That's it, man. I got to do it. I'm sorry.
91:28 got to do it. I'm sorry. No, no, [screaming] no, no.
91:31 No, no, [screaming] no, no. He's in a better place now. [laughter]
91:33 He's in a better place now. [laughter] Hey, I'm coming to pick y'all up. Y'all
91:35 Hey, I'm coming to pick y'all up. Y'all stay alive, man.
91:41 If I can get there without [ __ ] dying. I can see a bright future ahead
91:43 dying. I can see a bright future ahead of us. Theo,
91:46 of us. Theo, we can open a vape shop.
91:49 we can open a vape shop. [clears throat and laughter]
91:56 Oh, are you kidding me? What? No way. What are the [ __ ] odds of that, bro?
91:59 What are the [ __ ] odds of that, bro? What'd y'all do?
92:00 What'd y'all do? I got my car [ __ ] stuck perfectly
92:03 I got my car [ __ ] stuck perfectly between a rock and a hard place. Like,
92:04 between a rock and a hard place. Like, literally
92:05 literally between a rock and a goddamn tree.
92:08 between a rock and a goddamn tree. Oh, there you go. Oh,
92:09 Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. Good job, boy. Good job.
92:12 there you go. Good job, boy. Good job. I'm used to getting things unstuck cuz
92:14 I'm used to getting things unstuck cuz my sister, she always gets stuck in that
92:16 my sister, she always gets stuck in that their washing machine and the only thing
92:19 their washing machine and the only thing that'll get her out is my penis. It is
92:22 that'll get her out is my penis. It is crazy though. That is kind of a paradox
92:24 crazy though. That is kind of a paradox that the washing machine would get stuck
92:26 that the washing machine would get stuck [clears throat] in the washing machine.
92:27 [clears throat] in the washing machine. I don't know how that works. [laughter]
92:33 Hey, Theo. Yeah, dude.
92:34 Yeah, dude. Can you say please like the video?
92:38 Can you say please like the video? Why is that?
92:39 Why is that? I don't know. That would just be kind of
92:41 I don't know. That would just be kind of funny just for legal reasons. [laughter]
92:45 funny just for legal reasons. [laughter] For legal reasons, huh? Are you trying
92:47 For legal reasons, huh? Are you trying to give me consent to something? What I
92:50 to give me consent to something? What I mean?
92:50 mean? Oh, that's Oh, that's for losers.
92:52 Oh, that's Oh, that's for losers. [laughter]
93:01 Thank home. Well, that's not good for one person.
93:03 one person. Look how [laughter] tiny he is.
93:05 Look how [laughter] tiny he is. Look like we look like that couch meme.
93:08 Look like we look like that couch meme. He's just immediately back. [laughter]
93:11 He's just immediately back. [laughter] Block the truck. Make a blockade.
93:14 Block the truck. Make a blockade. [ __ ] all y'all. [laughter]
93:16 [ __ ] all y'all. [laughter] Go get him. [ __ ] DAMN IT.
93:17 Go get him. [ __ ] DAMN IT. RUN HIM DOWN, [screaming] BOYS.
93:24 Holy [ __ ] Oh, this is not going to end well. The god fell.
93:26 well. The god fell. Oh no.
93:28 Oh no. Oh, you're dead AS HELL, BOY.
93:30 Oh, you're dead AS HELL, BOY. OH [ __ ] YOU MISSED. [laughter] I
93:33 OH [ __ ] YOU MISSED. [laughter] I MISSED.
93:35 MISSED. There's a guy in a cage on the side.
93:37 There's a guy in a cage on the side. L, what did you say?
93:39 L, what did you say? There's a guy in a cage on the side of
93:41 There's a guy in a cage on the side of Yeah, that's the prize if you win.
93:43 Yeah, that's the prize if you win. [laughter]
93:49 Level 500, you little [ __ ] [laughter] He has a star next to his name. He's
93:51 He has a star next to his name. He's like got the
93:51 like got the How did you get level 500 and you're
93:53 How did you get level 500 and you're this [ __ ] bad?
93:55 this [ __ ] bad? Do you want me to start trying?
93:57 Do you want me to start trying? Yeah.
93:57 Yeah. Yeah.
93:58 Yeah. Okay. [laughter]
93:59 Okay. [laughter] How about you start trying to get some
94:01 How about you start trying to get some [ __ ] boy? How about that? Huh?
94:03 [ __ ] boy? How about that? Huh? Why don't you Why don't you coach me?
94:04 Why don't you Why don't you coach me? What's the first step?
94:05 What's the first step? A wuga. A wuga.
94:07 A wuga. A wuga. All right, then. But [laughter]
94:08 All right, then. But [laughter] saying that,
94:09 saying that, walk up to a a woman and say, "Hello
94:12 walk up to a a woman and say, "Hello there, fair maiden. Your breasticles
94:14 there, fair maiden. Your breasticles made me go auga."
94:17 made me go auga." Your [laughter] birthing go.
94:19 Your [laughter] birthing go. I'm glad you broke character there.
94:21 I'm glad you broke character there. [laughter]
94:23 [laughter] You couldn't even get through that
94:24 You couldn't even get through that [ __ ] hell sentence. So, what do I do
94:27 [ __ ] hell sentence. So, what do I do if she says, "Damn, that's hot." What do
94:30 if she says, "Damn, that's hot." What do I What then?
94:30 I What then? And you whiff it out and you say, "Choo,
94:33 And you whiff it out and you say, "Choo, [laughter]
94:38 here comes the airplane. Open the mouth."
94:39 mouth." Yeah. Then you go, "I'm about to start
94:41 Yeah. Then you go, "I'm about to start my engine."
94:44 my engine." Start twirling it around real quick.
94:45 Start twirling it around real quick. Then you need to start ripping on your
94:46 Then you need to start ripping on your pubes like you do an old lawn mower to
94:48 pubes like you do an old lawn mower to get it started. [laughter]
94:50 get it started. [laughter] Start gluing them to your face and make
94:52 Start gluing them to your face and make it make a beard for the pubes. And then
94:55 it make a beard for the pubes. And then make out [laughter] with her. Get your
94:56 make out [laughter] with her. Get your pubes stuck in her throat. Give her the
94:58 pubes stuck in her throat. Give her the Heimlick maneuver.
94:59 Heimlick maneuver. Then put a ring on at the end.
95:01 Then put a ring on at the end. [laughter]
95:02 [laughter] Man, that [ __ ] is yours forever.
95:05 Man, that [ __ ] is yours forever. If you're gay, say something.
95:11 Put my [ __ ] to your mouth. You [ __ ]
95:12 [ __ ] I got him. I got you. Hey, is Joe there?
95:16 I got him. I got you. Hey, is Joe there? [ __ ] You understand?
95:17 [ __ ] You understand? No, I don't understand. Say more. I
95:19 No, I don't understand. Say more. I don't understand.
95:21 don't understand. I need you. You should make an
95:22 I need you. You should make an encapsulating package.
95:24 encapsulating package. Hang up. Just hang up, you [ __ ]
95:27 Hang up. Just hang up, you [ __ ] No, you hang up.
95:28 No, you hang up. Hang up.
95:29 Hang up. No, you hang up. You hang up first. You
95:31 No, you hang up. You hang up first. You hang up, you [ __ ] You hang up,
95:33 hang up, you [ __ ] You hang up, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
95:35 [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] You hang up. I'll put my dick
95:37 [ __ ] You hang up. I'll put my dick to your mother. You understand?
95:39 to your mother. You understand? You put my mother thick and
95:42 You put my mother thick and [ __ ] [ __ ]
95:45 [ __ ] [ __ ] Please let me call. Please let me call.
95:47 Please let me call. Please let me call. Hello. I put dick in mother teeth.
95:50 Hello. I put dick in mother teeth. [laughter]
95:55 Mother Chad. Mother Chad. [ __ ] Son of lesbian. Lesbian.
95:58 Son of lesbian. Lesbian. [laughter]
96:00 [laughter] Super's taking.
96:01 Super's taking. Mother Cho to you, my friend. Mother
96:03 Mother Cho to you, my friend. Mother Chad to you. [laughter]
96:05 Chad to you. [laughter] Randy. Randy.
96:07 Randy. Randy. What? How many gigabits do I have? 47.
96:10 What? How many gigabits do I have? 47. Randy. Do you know what's Randy is? You
96:12 Randy. Do you know what's Randy is? You are Randy Kabach,
96:13 are Randy Kabach, my friend. Have you talked?
96:15 my friend. Have you talked? Have you talked to the ladies?
96:16 Have you talked to the ladies? Say Rundy's dick all over your face.
96:18 Say Rundy's dick all over your face. Ladies.
96:19 Ladies. Yeah. Ladies, did you talk to the
96:21 Yeah. Ladies, did you talk to the ladies?
96:21 ladies? Your mama is Randi.
96:23 Your mama is Randi. Yes. Ladies nuts across your face.
96:25 Yes. Ladies nuts across your face. Runies nuts all over your mouth. Big
96:27 Runies nuts all over your mouth. Big mama. You are a reand and ganda.
96:29 mama. You are a reand and ganda. I don't know what you're saying. You get
96:31 I don't know what you're saying. You get no naan bread today, my friend. No naan
96:33 no naan bread today, my friend. No naan bread for you.
96:34 bread for you. You're a ganda. Do you know what ganda
96:35 You're a ganda. Do you know what ganda is?
96:36 is? You get no butter chicken. Zero butter
96:38 You get no butter chicken. Zero butter chicken for you.
96:39 chicken for you. Mother chicken. No gar.
96:42 Mother chicken. No gar. [laughter]
96:42 [laughter] Mother chicken,
96:45 Mother chicken, my friend. How do I get the mother
96:47 my friend. How do I get the mother chicken? One curry. Mother [laughter]
96:48 chicken? One curry. Mother [laughter] chicken. Can I please get one large
96:51 chicken. Can I please get one large order of the mother chicken to go,
96:53 order of the mother chicken to go, please? [laughter]
96:58 You had to speak up. You're very quiet. Talk like a man. Use your chest.
97:01 Talk like a man. Use your chest. I am not man. I am female.
97:03 I am not man. I am female. I'm mother chicken.
97:04 I'm mother chicken. You are female.
97:05 You are female. Yes,
97:07 Yes, you are female. Yes. Put your [ __ ] on
97:09 you are female. Yes. Put your [ __ ] on the phone. [laughter]
97:12 the phone. [laughter] No. No. I'm going to put my dick. You
97:14 No. No. I'm going to put my dick. You like dick, right?
97:15 like dick, right? Oh, yes. Please show me the boob. I got
97:17 Oh, yes. Please show me the boob. I got Show me the Ba.
97:18 Show me the Ba. Ba. What Bubba is? [laughter]
97:21 Ba. What Bubba is? [laughter] YOU KNOW WHAT BUBBA? My friend, my
97:23 YOU KNOW WHAT BUBBA? My friend, my friend, show me Ba and Ve. Say nothing
97:25 friend, show me Ba and Ve. Say nothing if you are the gay.
97:27 if you are the gay. Ba.
97:32 Hello. Say nothing if you are the gay. Say nothing if mother chicken.
97:34 Say nothing if mother chicken. Say nothing if mother chicken. If you
97:37 Say nothing if mother chicken. If you like to [ __ ] dude booty, say nothing at
97:40 like to [ __ ] dude booty, say nothing at all.
97:57 Mother chicken. Mother chicken. Mother chicken. Mother chicken.
98:01 Mother chicken. Mother chicken. Baba J. Let's play Papa J.
98:04 Baba J. Let's play Papa J. Let's play.
98:17 BTS. I LOVE BTS.
98:18 I LOVE BTS. I LOVE BTS.
98:21 I LOVE BTS. My name is Jeff.
98:23 My name is Jeff. My name
98:24 My name My friend, how much goat [ __ ] have you
98:26 My friend, how much goat [ __ ] have you [ __ ] today, my friend? Tell me.
98:29 [ __ ] today, my friend? Tell me. My friend, YOU LIKE THAT SONG? YOU LIKE
98:32 My friend, YOU LIKE THAT SONG? YOU LIKE CAN YOU play Can you play the song? It's
98:34 CAN YOU play Can you play the song? It's very nice song. Can you play it?
98:36 very nice song. Can you play it? I'm on the Google Chrome. What do I need
98:37 I'm on the Google Chrome. What do I need to type in?
98:38 to type in? Type in that I want my dick. I want a
98:41 Type in that I want my dick. I want a dick in my ass. Type that. Okay, I would
98:43 dick in my ass. Type that. Okay, I would type in free goldpussy.gov.
98:45 type in free goldpussy.gov. Free goldpussy.gov. Play some songs.
98:48 Free goldpussy.gov. Play some songs. Okay, I would play the song. Here we go.
98:50 Okay, I would play the song. Here we go. Free goatpussy.gov.
98:54 Free goatpussy.gov. Free goatpussy.gov.
98:57 Free goatpussy.gov. Sing along. Free goatpussy.gov.
99:00 Sing along. Free goatpussy.gov. Your turn. Free goatpussy.gov.
99:09 [laughter] Oh, let's go in the police station. Oh
99:11 Oh, let's go in the police station. Oh my god, there's so many. Hello. Hello.
99:13 my god, there's so many. Hello. Hello. Hello.
99:14 Hello. Who you calling a [ __ ] You
99:16 Who you calling a [ __ ] You [ __ ] In your head. How about that,
99:18 [ __ ] In your head. How about that, [ __ ]
99:19 [ __ ] You bald head.
99:20 You bald head. You got a bald head.
99:22 You got a bald head. You goddamn right.
99:23 You goddamn right. You got a bald head.
99:24 You got a bald head. You goddamn right. I got a bald head.
99:26 You goddamn right. I got a bald head. You know why? Cuz your daddy shaved me
99:28 You know why? Cuz your daddy shaved me clean.
99:29 clean. Your daddy shaved me clean with his
99:31 Your daddy shaved me clean with his tongue.
99:31 tongue. Man, for real, though. You got a big
99:33 Man, for real, though. You got a big nose.
99:33 nose. Yeah. No [ __ ] buddy. Yeah, bro.
99:35 Yeah. No [ __ ] buddy. Yeah, bro. You're looking like Pinocchio's brother,
99:37 You're looking like Pinocchio's brother, man.
99:37 man. I'm handsome Squidward, buddy. Get it
99:39 I'm handsome Squidward, buddy. Get it right. his brother. You're so poor you
99:42 right. his brother. You're so poor you got two different shoes on, man.
99:44 got two different shoes on, man. [laughter]
99:45 [laughter] Dude got the Mario and Luigi Nikes on.
99:47 Dude got the Mario and Luigi Nikes on. What the hell? [laughter]
99:50 What the hell? [laughter] Bro, can you even afford these? Look
99:51 Bro, can you even afford these? Look what you're wearing.
99:52 what you're wearing. Bro, can you even afford these, bro?
99:55 Bro, can you even afford these, bro? [laughter]
100:00 Five different sets of trainers. Why are you trembling? You look like a
100:01 Why are you trembling? You look like a whole ass grape, dude. What's his
100:03 whole ass grape, dude. What's his outfit, man? Supposed to be a grape.
100:05 outfit, man? Supposed to be a grape. Look like a goddamn fruit of the loom
100:07 Look like a goddamn fruit of the loom mascot. What
100:08 mascot. What the hell are you wearing? Is that your
100:09 the hell are you wearing? Is that your mom's?
100:10 mom's? You wish you could afford this, bro. You
100:11 You wish you could afford this, bro. You wish you could afford it. [laughter]
100:14 wish you could afford it. [laughter] Dude's flexing his GTA money.
100:16 Dude's flexing his GTA money. Some [ __ ]
100:17 Some [ __ ] You got on You got on your mama's
100:19 You got on You got on your mama's tracksuit while she goes to the park.
100:21 tracksuit while she goes to the park. I'm wearing your I'm wearing your
100:23 I'm wearing your I'm wearing your sister's tracksuit.
100:24 sister's tracksuit. Yeah, I got I have a brother actually.
100:26 Yeah, I got I have a brother actually. We make sweet love.
100:28 We make sweet love. Yeah, you you do look kind of like a
100:30 Yeah, you you do look kind of like a hillbilly.
100:31 hillbilly. It's hillbilly, not hillbilly. Let me
100:33 It's hillbilly, not hillbilly. Let me educate you. Let me learn you something.
100:35 educate you. Let me learn you something. I bet your teeth in game look the same
100:36 I bet your teeth in game look the same as they do in real life.
100:38 as they do in real life. No, I bet I bet your nose looks like in
100:40 No, I bet I bet your nose looks like in real life, bro.
100:41 real life, bro. Yeah, I had plastic surgery. Look like
100:42 Yeah, I had plastic surgery. Look like Handsome Squidward.
100:44 Handsome Squidward. Yeah, they [ __ ] you up.
100:45 Yeah, they [ __ ] you up. What the [ __ ]
100:46 What the [ __ ] Y'all were just jealous. Y'all were
100:48 Y'all were just jealous. Y'all were jealous. I look like handsome Squidward.
100:50 jealous. I look like handsome Squidward. O, this this guy's saying I'm broke. But
100:51 O, this this guy's saying I'm broke. But look what he's wearing.
100:52 look what he's wearing. I never said you were broke. I just said
100:54 I never said you were broke. I just said you're wearing your mom's tracksuit.
100:55 you're wearing your mom's tracksuit. That's all I said.
100:56 That's all I said. Yeah. How How much money you got, bro?
100:58 Yeah. How How much money you got, bro? John spot you some money. [laughter]
101:02 John spot you some money. [laughter] I give you I'll give you a dollar. Yeah,
101:05 I give you I'll give you a dollar. Yeah, give me a come down the road. Come down
101:07 give me a come down the road. Come down the road. I beg.
101:08 the road. I beg. I'll come down the road, bro.
101:09 I'll come down the road, bro. Come down the road. Come down the road.
101:10 Come down the road. Come down the road. Come down the road.
101:11 Come down the road. I'll fight you both right now. We'll
101:13 I'll fight you both right now. We'll have you fair play.
101:14 have you fair play. Are you going to stab me with your
101:15 Are you going to stab me with your little rainbow horn? [gasps]
101:17 little rainbow horn? [gasps] [laughter]
101:18 [laughter] I'll get him. Get him.
101:21 I'll get him. Get him. I
101:21 I think I'm out of ammo.
101:22 think I'm out of ammo. Reload.
101:23 Reload. I'm out of ammo.
101:24 I'm out of ammo. What the hell? [laughter] I got hit by a
101:26 What the hell? [laughter] I got hit by a random person. I hate my hot dog. I'm
101:29 random person. I hate my hot dog. I'm I'm running down the road eating MY HOT
101:31 I'm running down the road eating MY HOT DOG. [laughter] NO, [screaming] I'M
101:32 DOG. [laughter] NO, [screaming] I'M DEAD. I RAN OUT OF AMMO, BRO. I'm
101:34 DEAD. I RAN OUT OF AMMO, BRO. I'm running away eating my hot dog.
101:36 running away eating my hot dog. [laughter]
101:37 [laughter] Like the broke [ __ ] I am.
101:40 Like the broke [ __ ] I am. Your next broke
101:43 Your next broke arrested. He assaulted me. What are you
101:45 arrested. He assaulted me. What are you actually doing?
101:45 actually doing? N you're getting arrested, [ __ ]
101:48 N you're getting arrested, [ __ ] Everyone, please calm down.
101:51 Everyone, please calm down. For no reason acting like I'm I'm the
101:54 For no reason acting like I'm I'm the next police commissioner. What are you
101:55 next police commissioner. What are you doing? Follow [laughter] me.
101:58 doing? Follow [laughter] me. Franklin, you search me ID right now.
102:00 Franklin, you search me ID right now. Show me your bungus. Show me your
102:02 Show me your bungus. Show me your butthole.
102:02 butthole. Anything off me, you're [ __ ]
102:03 Anything off me, you're [ __ ] Show me your butthole.
102:05 Show me your butthole. If you confiscate, you're [ __ ]
102:07 If you confiscate, you're [ __ ] Show me your butthole, bro.
102:09 Show me your butthole, bro. Take off those mama panties.
102:11 Take off those mama panties. Yeah. Remove the You [laughter] can't
102:13 Yeah. Remove the You [laughter] can't block the whole rope.
102:14 block the whole rope. WHERE'S
102:16 WHERE'S WHERE'S
102:17 WHERE'S OH, GET [ __ ] GET [ __ ] [laughter]
102:21 OH, GET [ __ ] GET [ __ ] [laughter] YEAH, get [ __ ] [ __ ]
102:24 YEAH, get [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Peace out, [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] You
102:26 [ __ ] Peace out, [ __ ] Yeah, [ __ ] You going to jail. THIS HOT DOG TASTES GOOD
102:29 going to jail. THIS HOT DOG TASTES GOOD AS [ __ ]
102:30 AS [ __ ] The two of you in the backpacks, you
102:32 The two of you in the backpacks, you need to leave the area.
102:33 need to leave the area. You need to suck my nuts.
102:35 You need to suck my nuts. I shot the guy that was shooting at you.
102:37 I shot the guy that was shooting at you. Yeah, this guy. You're going to jail,
102:39 Yeah, this guy. You're going to jail, [ __ ]
102:40 [ __ ] Let go of me. Let
102:42 Let go of me. Let me let me get out of here. Get out of
102:45 me let me get out of here. Get out of here. The situation. Get out of here.
102:49 here. The situation. Get out of here. Leave the area. Leave the arena. Leave
102:51 Leave the area. Leave the arena. Leave [laughter] the
102:52 [laughter] the Yo, where's Osmon?
102:54 Yo, where's Osmon? Nobody's getting him. You're going to
102:55 Nobody's getting him. You're going to jail, [ __ ]
102:57 jail, [ __ ] Who's the broke? Who's broke now? Who's
103:00 Who's the broke? Who's broke now? Who's broke now, [ __ ] WHO'S BROKE NOW,
103:02 broke now, [ __ ] WHO'S BROKE NOW, [ __ ]
103:04 [ __ ] THEY ASSAULTED ME, MAN. And you're
103:05 THEY ASSAULTED ME, MAN. And you're letting them go. Are you done?
103:06 letting them go. Are you done? See you later. See you later. Look at
103:08 See you later. See you later. Look at them. You're actually done.
103:09 them. You're actually done. You're done, mate.
103:10 You're done, mate. You're actually dumb. They assaulted us.
103:12 You're actually dumb. They assaulted us. You actually
103:12 You actually Are you done, bro?
103:13 Are you done, bro? Oh, I got POV, mate. Watch. Watch. I got
103:15 Oh, I got POV, mate. Watch. Watch. I got POV. I got a POV of your daddy. Watch.
103:18 POV. I got a POV of your daddy. Watch. [laughter]
103:25 [laughter] You're fine, mate. You fine.
103:33 We're just in here causing chaos. I don't know, right?
103:34 I don't know, right? Been in here for like 30 minutes just
103:35 Been in here for like 30 minutes just already causing [ __ ] Hey, I want to I
103:38 already causing [ __ ] Hey, I want to I want to drink some ale. Look at you
103:40 want to drink some ale. Look at you sitting in that seat, you little Dobby
103:42 sitting in that seat, you little Dobby looking [ __ ] He looks dumb as hell,
103:43 looking [ __ ] He looks dumb as hell, man.
103:44 man. Yeah, that's why you can't even sit down
103:45 Yeah, that's why you can't even sit down cuz your mama dead. Shut up.
103:47 cuz your mama dead. Shut up. Granny ain't got no knees.
103:48 Granny ain't got no knees. You got no drip. You
103:49 You got no drip. You can't double granny, bro. [laughter]
103:52 can't double granny, bro. [laughter] Why you sound like a hillbilly?
103:53 Why you sound like a hillbilly? Why you sound like a bro?
103:54 Why you sound like a bro? Because he is a hillbilly.
103:56 Because he is a hillbilly. Is that like you're about to pull out a
103:57 Is that like you're about to pull out a knife on the [ __ ] train station and
103:59 knife on the [ __ ] train station and stab me?
104:00 stab me? Do something.
104:00 Do something. Do something, bro. Do something. You
104:02 Do something, bro. Do something. You going to spit some tea on me? You going
104:03 going to spit some tea on me? You going to stab me in the train?
104:05 to stab me in the train? Come on. Swing first. Swing first.
104:07 Come on. Swing first. Swing first. It's a good thing I didn't take the
104:08 It's a good thing I didn't take the Hogwarts Express here. I would have been
104:10 Hogwarts Express here. I would have been [ __ ] stabbed to death by this guy.
104:11 [ __ ] stabbed to death by this guy. Yeah, bro.
104:13 Yeah, bro. They didn't take
104:14 They didn't take So funny. Listen, listen, listen. We
104:16 So funny. Listen, listen, listen. We have one common enemy, though. That ger
104:18 have one common enemy, though. That ger over there. That little geyzer.
104:20 over there. That little geyzer. Who the [ __ ] is the gez? What are you
104:22 Who the [ __ ] is the gez? What are you even talking about?
104:24 even talking about? The little troll thing.
104:25 The little troll thing. Goddamn Prince Phillips role player.
104:27 Goddamn Prince Phillips role player. Yes. Prince Phillips role player. What
104:29 Yes. Prince Phillips role player. What the [ __ ] do you mean do something in? Do
104:31 the [ __ ] do you mean do something in? Do something.
104:32 something. Why do you role play having normal
104:34 Why do you role play having normal teeth? [laughter]
104:36 teeth? [laughter] Why don't you role play? Yeah.
104:39 Why don't you role play? Yeah. Why don't you ROLE PLAY SOME [ __ ]
104:42 Why don't you ROLE PLAY SOME [ __ ] [laughter]
104:42 [laughter] How about you pull some [ __ ]
104:44 How about you pull some [ __ ] Wait, your [ __ ] is your sister.
104:46 Wait, your [ __ ] is your sister. You got that right, baby.
104:48 You got that right, baby. Oh my god.
104:48 Oh my god. She got the best [ __ ] in the whole
104:50 She got the best [ __ ] in the whole house.
104:50 house. [ __ ] I [laughter] didn't expect
104:52 [ __ ] I [laughter] didn't expect you to agree with me on that one.
104:55 you to agree with me on that one. Got to keep it in the family, baby. Keep
104:57 Got to keep it in the family, baby. Keep it in the family.
104:58 it in the family. True.
104:59 True. Yeah. We ain't no uh we ain't no uh
105:02 Yeah. We ain't no uh we ain't no uh muggle blood in this house. You know
105:04 muggle blood in this house. You know what I mean?
105:04 what I mean? I mean, I'm different though. I'm
105:06 I mean, I'm different though. I'm no muggle blood. No muggle blood. Keep
105:08 no muggle blood. No muggle blood. Keep it pure, baby. Keep it incest.
105:10 it pure, baby. Keep it incest. Hey, could you guys take this outside?
105:12 Hey, could you guys take this outside? Hey, you shut the [ __ ] up, you stupid
105:14 Hey, you shut the [ __ ] up, you stupid piece of [ __ ]
105:15 piece of [ __ ] You shut up.
105:16 You shut up. I will literally castrate your
105:18 I will literally castrate your be put in detention. Right. Where we
105:20 be put in detention. Right. Where we meeting after this? [laughter]
105:21 meeting after this? [laughter] I've been put in detention. God damn it,
105:23 I've been put in detention. God damn it, Jay. You got us put in detention, man.
105:25 Jay. You got us put in detention, man. What the hell's wrong with you?
105:26 What the hell's wrong with you? I'm sorry, man. Send us all to detention
105:29 I'm sorry, man. Send us all to detention every 5 minutes. We're going to kill
105:30 every 5 minutes. We're going to kill her. We've killed her twice already.
105:34 her. We've killed her twice already. [ __ ] kill her. We have to go kill
105:36 [ __ ] kill her. We have to go kill her. Do you want to join the group?
105:38 her. Do you want to join the group? Listen, [ __ ] We need to plan this. We
105:40 Listen, [ __ ] We need to plan this. We can't just We can't just go [ __ ]
105:42 can't just We can't just go [ __ ] crazy and just attack her. We have to We
105:44 crazy and just attack her. We have to We have to plan it.
105:45 have to plan it. All right. All right. All right. So, I
105:46 All right. All right. All right. So, I say our plan is Yeah. We wait until the
105:49 say our plan is Yeah. We wait until the prefects are all gone. Yeah. We wait
105:50 prefects are all gone. Yeah. We wait until she's sleeping. All right. If
105:51 until she's sleeping. All right. If she's not sleeping with one eye open.
105:53 she's not sleeping with one eye open. What is up with this guy and people
105:54 What is up with this guy and people sleeping?
105:55 sleeping? We take her blanket off and we stab her
105:57 We take her blanket off and we stab her in the neck. All right. Not a word out.
106:01 in the neck. All right. Not a word out. That's not a good plan. That's
106:02 That's not a good plan. That's You got a You got a better plan there.
106:04 You got a You got a better plan there. [ __ ] with the plan. Stan with the
106:07 [ __ ] with the plan. Stan with the planet.
106:09 planet. Stupid bastard.
106:10 Stupid bastard. And with the plan. Let's hear it.
106:11 And with the plan. Let's hear it. Right. Right. We gather We got to gather
106:13 Right. Right. We gather We got to gather people. We got to gather people. Yeah.
106:15 people. We got to gather people. Yeah. And then we need to build an army. Got
106:17 And then we need to build an army. Got to meet somewhere. Build a [ __ ] army.
106:19 to meet somewhere. Build a [ __ ] army. Tell some people. Yeah. So, after this
106:21 Tell some people. Yeah. So, after this free time, go tell everyone or anyone
106:24 free time, go tell everyone or anyone you can trust to meet somewhere. I say
106:25 you can trust to meet somewhere. I say we meet in the sewers. Meet in the
106:27 we meet in the sewers. Meet in the sewers after free time. Yeah.
106:30 sewers after free time. Yeah. Get as many people as you can
106:32 Get as many people as you can that are trustworthy. And then we plan
106:35 that are trustworthy. And then we plan what the [ __ ] we do.
106:36 what the [ __ ] we do. Didn't y'all lose to a bunch of rednecks
106:38 Didn't y'all lose to a bunch of rednecks with musketss? What makes me trust
106:39 with musketss? What makes me trust y'all?
106:40 y'all? We've got like 5 minutes to find out
106:41 We've got like 5 minutes to find out where it is. If you can't find where it
106:42 where it is. If you can't find where it is in 5 minutes, you're a [ __ ] tad. I'll
106:45 is in 5 minutes, you're a [ __ ] tad. I'll just follow the tea and crumpet trail.
106:47 just follow the tea and crumpet trail. Follow the tea and crumpets. I'll leave
106:49 Follow the tea and crumpets. I'll leave tea and crumpets, so don't [laughter]
106:50 tea and crumpets, so don't [laughter] you worry.
106:51 you worry. What is even going on? We're We're
106:54 What is even going on? We're We're scheming to kill an admin.
106:56 scheming to kill an admin. I'm sorry for calling you a hillbilly.
106:57 I'm sorry for calling you a hillbilly. Can that be your new nickname, though?
106:59 Can that be your new nickname, though? Sure, that's fine. I'm sorry for calling
107:01 Sure, that's fine. I'm sorry for calling you bro. [laughter]
107:04 you bro. [laughter] Shoot me and you like children,
107:07 Shoot me and you like children, DUDE.
107:08 DUDE. [laughter]
107:16 DUDE, I think I actually remember this like in a commercial.
107:17 like in a commercial. There you go.
107:18 There you go. I don't remember the name though cuz I'm
107:19 I don't remember the name though cuz I'm not a freaking nerd.
107:20 not a freaking nerd. Oh, come on, man. You would have got so
107:22 Oh, come on, man. You would have got so much puss if you had like hit a sick
107:24 much puss if you had like hit a sick grind on a
107:25 grind on a puss.
107:25 puss. Yeah, sick puss. How much puss did the
107:27 Yeah, sick puss. How much puss did the soaps get you, dude?
107:29 soaps get you, dude? Stop calling it puss. [laughter]
107:31 Stop calling it puss. [laughter] What do you want me to call it? Snatch.
107:33 What do you want me to call it? Snatch. Lilo and snatch. [laughter]
107:36 Lilo and snatch. [laughter] Okay.
107:42 I don't think I'll be watching that one. [laughter]
107:47 Snatch, crackle, and pop. Gross.
107:48 Gross. When you pour milk in the [ __ ]
107:50 When you pour milk in the [ __ ] All right. All right. [laughter]
107:52 All right. All right. [laughter] Or or or a hole drowning.
107:56 Or or or a hole drowning. What?
107:58 What? What?
107:59 What? We're not even speaking [laughter]
108:00 We're not even speaking [laughter] English anymore.
108:01 English anymore. Orb. Orb butthole vagina.
108:03 Orb. Orb butthole vagina. If you come in an [ __ ] isn't it kind
108:05 If you come in an [ __ ] isn't it kind of just a kiddie pool if you think about
108:07 of just a kiddie pool if you think about it?
108:07 it? Wa damn
108:09 Wa damn this blunt hitting right now.
108:10 this blunt hitting right now. Nightmare blunt rotation. [laughter]
108:13 Nightmare blunt rotation. [laughter] This voice channel right now.
108:16 This voice channel right now. Yummy. What did you call what?
108:18 Yummy. What did you call what? [laughter]
108:19 [laughter] What did you say?
108:20 What did you say? The lunch bucket boof pack.
108:23 The lunch bucket boof pack. He's talking about Spongebob. I'm trying
108:25 He's talking about Spongebob. I'm trying to say Plankton's restaurant. He called
108:27 to say Plankton's restaurant. He called it the lunch bucket and he said the
108:29 it the lunch bucket and he said the lunch bucket boof pack.
108:31 lunch bucket boof pack. The lunch bucket. It's like how it's
108:34 The lunch bucket. It's like how it's what German kids go to school with or
108:35 what German kids go to school with or something. [laughter]
108:46 Do get the cool out the bucket. Get the lunch bucket, dog. [laughter]
108:53 All right, it looks like I picked the wrong week to quit. Blank [ __ ] last
108:56 wrong week to quit. Blank [ __ ] last week before we recorded this video.
108:57 week before we recorded this video. I picked the wrong week to quit being a
108:59 I picked the wrong week to quit being a [ __ ] YouTuber. God damn. Looks like I
109:01 [ __ ] YouTuber. God damn. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit
109:05 picked the wrong week to quit coding [ __ ] [laughter]
109:07 coding [ __ ] [laughter] It won't let me vote for it until I read
109:09 It won't let me vote for it until I read the rest of them. So, [laughter]
109:12 the rest of them. So, [laughter] oh god, we have to see them.
109:13 oh god, we have to see them. Three points. Let it end.
109:15 Three points. Let it end. All right. Looks like I picked the wrong
109:16 All right. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit. Oh [laughter] god, dog. I
109:19 week to quit. Oh [laughter] god, dog. I agree. I agree, Donald.
109:21 agree. I agree, Donald. Looks like I picked the wrong week to
109:23 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit, dude. [laughter]
109:33 Please, please pick that car. [laughter] FUNNY [ __ ] GIVE MY DAD A POINT,
109:36 FUNNY [ __ ] GIVE MY DAD A POINT, PLEASE. Looks like I picked the wrong
109:38 PLEASE. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit. Burger King meal bundle.
109:42 week to quit. Burger King meal bundle. What the [laughter] [ __ ] is that?
109:45 What the [laughter] [ __ ] is that? I got to pick.
109:48 I got to pick. Oh my [ __ ] god. [screaming]
109:51 Oh my [ __ ] god. [screaming] [laughter]
109:52 [laughter] 41.
109:54 41. What will get you kicked off the
109:56 What will get you kicked off the Minecraft server?
109:56 Minecraft server? Get you kicked off, fellas. Rip Pernell.
109:59 Get you kicked off, fellas. Rip Pernell. Bad army. [laughter]
110:01 Bad army. [laughter] What? What does that mean?
110:04 What? What does that mean? Bad arm is dead.
110:07 Bad arm is dead. Everyone [laughter] pay your respects in
110:09 Everyone [laughter] pay your respects in the comments section. Inhale.
110:10 the comments section. Inhale. Bad arm and eulogies. [laughter]
110:14 Bad arm and eulogies. [laughter] Golden.
110:25 What is this? What is What does it mean? [laughter]
110:25 [laughter] I'm titling my video stupid
110:31 [laughter] dogs. What does he mean? # STUDENT [laughter]
110:35 What does he mean? # STUDENT [laughter] #IS
110:46 I'm going to kill myself. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? What does it mean?
110:49 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? What does it mean? It's some niche [ __ ] Native American
110:51 It's some niche [ __ ] Native American [laughter]
110:52 [laughter] saying and we're laughing at it. Does it
110:54 saying and we're laughing at it. Does it make any sense?
110:55 make any sense? Oh my god. Jesus [laughter]
110:57 Oh my god. Jesus [laughter] Christ. Going to GO ON FOREVER.
111:01 Christ. Going to GO ON FOREVER. I'M GOING TO COMMIT STOOD. [laughter]
111:07 I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up. [laughter]
111:15 Oh my god. Nasty. Break the car.
111:16 Nasty. Break the car. Captain Nick has a real problem with SC.
111:19 Captain Nick has a real problem with SC. [laughter]
111:28 [laughter] OH MY GOD. WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT
111:31 OH MY GOD. WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT [laughter] THE [ __ ] WHAT IS THIS DEEP
111:34 [laughter] THE [ __ ] WHAT IS THIS DEEP WEB [ __ ] I'M LOOKING AT? [laughter]
111:41 That's three. That's three. WHAT DOES PARK'S CARD MEAN? HOW DID I
111:43 WHAT DOES PARK'S CARD MEAN? HOW DID I WIN? HOW DID I WIN? [laughter]
111:46 WIN? HOW DID I WIN? [laughter] WHY AM I THE WINNER?
111:47 WHY AM I THE WINNER? I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS. I'm going to
111:49 I CAN'T FEEL MY HANDS. I'm going to throw. I'm actually going to THROW ON
111:51 throw. I'm actually going to THROW ON [laughter] MY HANDS. HOLY [ __ ]
111:53 [laughter] MY HANDS. HOLY [ __ ] WHAT DID BLUR'S card even say?
111:56 WHAT DID BLUR'S card even say? Steaming. [laughter]
111:57 Steaming. [laughter] Steaming. I don't know.
112:00 Steaming. I don't know. Leave a comment. Coden [laughter]
112:01 Leave a comment. Coden [laughter] Stewis, I guess.
112:02 Stewis, I guess. Conen,
112:04 Conen, please.
112:05 please. What the [ __ ] [laughter]
112:07 What the [ __ ] [laughter] bro?
112:10 bro? Home deadly. Home deadly scoden studus.
112:12 Home deadly. Home deadly scoden studus. I am buying some Scoden and Studus merch
112:15 I am buying some Scoden and Studus merch today for sure.
112:17 today for sure. So [ __ ] [laughter] discovered that.
112:19 So [ __ ] [laughter] discovered that. There's so many student names.
112:22 There's so many student names. I'm done.
112:24 I'm done. I'm not even [laughter] recording now.
112:26 I'm not even [laughter] recording now. [ __ ] Don't worry about it.
112:29 [ __ ] Don't worry about it. [laughter]
112:30 [laughter] I'm driving this thing.
112:32 I'm driving this thing. I thought it'd be way less FD.
112:33 I thought it'd be way less FD. That's not going to go well. A
112:34 That's not going to go well. A [laughter] bumper.
112:35 [laughter] bumper. All right, no more [ __ ] around.
112:48 Stuck in time. We have a star. We have a star.
112:50 We have a star. We have a star. WE FAILED. NICE. GOOD JOB.
112:52 WE FAILED. NICE. GOOD JOB. That took less than 3 minutes to fail.
112:55 That took less than 3 minutes to fail. [laughter]
112:56 [laughter] SHUT UP. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
112:59 SHUT UP. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT the hell you doing, Canadian?
113:01 WHAT the hell you doing, Canadian? I wanted to be able to shoot.
113:02 I wanted to be able to shoot. My armpit smells like onion.
113:04 My armpit smells like onion. Oh,
113:04 Oh, stop smelling it.
113:06 stop smelling it. Stop talking about onions. Top 10 onions
113:08 Stop talking about onions. Top 10 onions that have used Door Dash. [laughter]
113:15 Something tells me I'm Is this
113:18 Is this roll?
113:19 roll? This is not realistic whatsoever.
113:20 This is not realistic whatsoever. [laughter]
113:21 [laughter] This is how they did it back in N.
113:24 This is how they did it back in N. I wouldn't go up there. Yummy. You're
113:26 I wouldn't go up there. Yummy. You're definitely going to fall [laughter] off.
113:27 definitely going to fall [laughter] off. I got big balls.
113:28 I got big balls. Yeah, I just see you slowly clipping
113:30 Yeah, I just see you slowly clipping into the ceiling.
113:35 [laughter] This [ __ ] [clears throat]
113:36 This [ __ ] [clears throat] resilient.
113:37 resilient. My quads are made of steel, baby.
113:41 My quads are made of steel, baby. What the [ __ ] [laughter] just happened?
113:43 What the [ __ ] [laughter] just happened? You're slipping up an
113:54 [laughter] How of all times did you fall off them?
113:58 How of all times did you fall off them? We're going to be uh cutting it close
113:59 We're going to be uh cutting it close here, gentlemen.
114:00 here, gentlemen. We got to get this guy in a vehicle
114:01 We got to get this guy in a vehicle immediately. I don't know who the [ __ ]
114:03 immediately. I don't know who the [ __ ] is going to drive him, but you better
114:04 is going to drive him, but you better Dale Earnhard that [ __ ] Or don't Dale
114:06 Dale Earnhard that [ __ ] Or don't Dale Earnhard that [ __ ]
114:08 Earnhard that [ __ ] GET THE [ __ ] OUT.
114:14 HOLY [ __ ] [laughter] QUICKLY GET a four-seater.
114:17 QUICKLY GET a four-seater. Wait, how's he going to get in? Get him
114:18 Wait, how's he going to get in? Get him in the car. JUST LET HIM.
114:19 in the car. JUST LET HIM. HE GOT HIT BY A [screaming] [ __ ] CAR,
114:21 HE GOT HIT BY A [screaming] [ __ ] CAR, BRO. HE GOT HIT BY A [ __ ] CAR. GET
114:25 BRO. HE GOT HIT BY A [ __ ] CAR. GET IN.
114:25 IN. GET IN. GET HIM IN. GET HIM IN. THIS
114:27 GET IN. GET HIM IN. GET HIM IN. THIS WAY. THIS WAY, [ __ ]
114:28 WAY. THIS WAY, [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] He got hit by a goddamn
114:39 Holy [ __ ] [laughter] Imagine the ice is just over because of that.
114:41 just over because of that. Oh my god. Oh, holy [ __ ]
114:44 Oh my god. Oh, holy [ __ ] Oh man. [laughter]
114:50 Please don't. What the [ __ ] are you doing? Quit.
114:52 doing? Quit. [laughter]
114:53 [laughter] Oh, we did it.
114:54 Oh, we did it. Success.
114:56 Success. That is so scuffed. [laughter]
115:00 That is so scuffed. [laughter] He looks pretty good for somebody who's
115:01 He looks pretty good for somebody who's just got smoked by a [laughter] pick on
115:03 just got smoked by a [laughter] pick on him.
115:06 him. Oh my god. I'm [ __ ] crying, dude.
115:09 Oh my god. I'm [ __ ] crying, dude. [laughter]
115:14 Oh [ __ ] Is this who I think it is? That driver.
115:16 Is this who I think it is? That driver. Yeah.
115:17 Yeah. Best driver in Los Santos, baby.
115:19 Best driver in Los Santos, baby. Oh my god.
115:20 Oh my god. Watch this.
115:21 Watch this. Oh my god.
115:23 Oh my god. Everything is calculated. He knows
115:24 Everything is calculated. He knows exactly what he's doing.
115:25 exactly what he's doing. You're doing a hell of a lot better than
115:27 You're doing a hell of a lot better than Joe Biden would do [laughter]
115:30 Joe Biden would do [laughter] and these liberals.
115:39 Hell yeah. You folks are some fine Americans. Look
115:40 You folks are some fine Americans. Look at that. [laughter]
115:43 at that. [laughter] Man, there's some good [ __ ] President,
115:44 Man, there's some good [ __ ] President, you should have some.
115:45 you should have some. Let me hit that. [laughter]
115:47 Let me hit that. [laughter] Let me hit that.
115:50 Let me hit that. What do we got here?
115:52 What do we got here? Wait, hold on. [laughter]
116:01 Oh my [ __ ] god. It's not as good, but it's good.
116:03 It's not as good, but it's good. Mr. President, do the honors. Just
116:04 Mr. President, do the honors. Just [ __ ] take my life.
116:06 [ __ ] take my life. You sure?
116:07 You sure? Absolutely.
116:08 Absolutely. Before the cholesterol gets to you?
116:09 Before the cholesterol gets to you? Yeah. Before the heart disease takes me.
116:11 Yeah. Before the heart disease takes me. Go ahead. Take me out. Take me out.
116:15 Go ahead. Take me out. Take me out. OH, [screaming]
116:16 OH, [screaming] LIBERAL [ __ ]
116:17 LIBERAL [ __ ] YOU LIKE THAT? You like that? You like
116:19 YOU LIKE THAT? You like that? You like that?
116:20 that? The sweet release of death.
116:23 The sweet release of death. [laughter] It has been good. It has been
116:24 [laughter] It has been good. It has been fun. Like the video if you enjoyed that.
116:27 fun. Like the video if you enjoyed that. That was
116:27 That was what the
116:28 what the That was a great time. [laughter]
116:30 That was a great time. [laughter] All right. Peace.
116:31 All right. Peace. I'm going to give you a weapon. And you
116:33 I'm going to give you a weapon. And you just can't government.
116:34 just can't government. Okay. What What does it do? I've never
116:36 Okay. What What does it do? I've never even seen this before.
116:37 even seen this before. This is a one-shot weapon.
116:38 This is a one-shot weapon. Oh [ __ ] It's a one shot, one kill.
116:40 Oh [ __ ] It's a one shot, one kill. Yeah. So, don't shoot other government
116:42 Yeah. So, don't shoot other government people. Criminals.
116:44 people. Criminals. Okay, let me find a criminal. Oh,
116:45 Okay, let me find a criminal. Oh, there's a little anime criminal right
116:47 there's a little anime criminal right here. Is this little anime criminal
116:48 here. Is this little anime criminal causing problems?
116:49 causing problems? Oh, I'm so scary.
116:53 Oh, I'm so scary. [snorts]
116:53 [snorts] Oh my god. [laughter]
116:55 Oh my god. [laughter] Damn.
117:03 What's going on, anime [ __ ] What? I'm trying to figure out who you
117:04 What? I'm trying to figure out who you are. Do it again.
117:06 are. Do it again. [laughter]
117:12 What the hell? Why am I being restrained? WHAT THE HELL?
117:14 restrained? WHAT THE HELL? OH, what the [ __ ] I'VE BEEN RESTRAINED.
117:17 OH, what the [ __ ] I'VE BEEN RESTRAINED. BETTY CROCKER'S PENIS.
117:22 [laughter] Holy [ __ ] Oh, I lost my one shotgun.
117:26 Holy [ __ ] Oh, I lost my one shotgun. God damn it.
117:26 God damn it. That cop can't park there, can he?
117:28 That cop can't park there, can he? No. Parked illegally. You're parked
117:30 No. Parked illegally. You're parked illegally. Oh, it's that same cop. It's
117:32 illegally. Oh, it's that same cop. It's the same cop. Yeah, you're parked
117:33 the same cop. Yeah, you're parked illegally, buddy.
117:34 illegally, buddy. No, I'm not. I'm a PD. You're about to
117:37 No, I'm not. I'm a PD. You're about to get you get cops.
117:39 get you get cops. You're parked illegally.
117:40 You're parked illegally. You
117:46 officer, step out. Step out of the cop car. Step out of the cop car right now.
117:48 car. Step out of the cop car right now. Step out for me. Go ahead and step out
117:50 Step out for me. Go ahead and step out of the cop car. Hey. Hey. Step out of
117:53 of the cop car. Hey. Hey. Step out of the cop car right now. Final warning.
117:56 the cop car right now. Final warning. Five. Four. Three. Two. Step out, sir.
118:01 Five. Four. Three. Two. Step out, sir. Step out.
118:02 Step out. Step out, sir. Step out right now, sir.
118:04 Step out, sir. Step out right now, sir. You leave the officer alone. Step out,
118:06 You leave the officer alone. Step out, sir.
118:08 sir. All right. I warned you.
118:09 All right. I warned you. Oh my god.
118:12 Oh my god. You are getting [ __ ] banned. I'm
118:14 You are getting [ __ ] banned. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm [laughter] out
118:15 leaving. I'm leaving. I'm [laughter] out of here. No more play time for you on
118:18 of here. No more play time for you on this server. I've been a bad boy today.
118:21 this server. I've been a bad boy today. I've been a real bad boy.
118:22 I've been a real bad boy. Oh, I kind of feel bad for that guy.
118:24 Oh, I kind of feel bad for that guy. I do a little bit, too. Honestly, we've
118:26 I do a little bit, too. Honestly, we've been [ __ ] with him pretty hard.
118:27 been [ __ ] with him pretty hard. Honestly, dude, we've we've [ __ ] with
118:29 Honestly, dude, we've we've [ __ ] with people more today than we have like the
118:31 people more today than we have like the whole time.
118:32 whole time. Yeah, that's true. That's true.
118:33 Yeah, that's true. That's true. I I really do kind [laughter] of feel
118:35 I I really do kind [laughter] of feel bad. So, hey, listen, buddy. I'm sorry.
118:37 bad. So, hey, listen, buddy. I'm sorry. How about I give you like $50 million in
118:40 How about I give you like $50 million in game? That's
118:41 game? That's I can't accept that.
118:42 I can't accept that. All right, just give it to him.
118:43 All right, just give it to him. Hey, I'm going to give it to you anyway.
118:44 Hey, I'm going to give it to you anyway. How do I give money to him?
118:45 How do I give money to him? I'm pretty sure you have too.
118:47 I'm pretty sure you have too. All right, I got you, Sosa.
118:49 All right, I got you, Sosa. Drag your money.
118:50 Drag your money. But I mean, like, drag it to his ID.
118:52 But I mean, like, drag it to his ID. This just been happening, bro. All
118:53 This just been happening, bro. All right, there's your hush money.
118:54 right, there's your hush money. Yo. All right, listen, bro. It all
118:56 Yo. All right, listen, bro. It all started off number two. I gave you $50
118:58 started off number two. I gave you $50 million.
118:59 million. 44 pulled up in a tow truck trying to
119:01 44 pulled up in a tow truck trying to control a car. It was the [ __ ]
119:03 control a car. It was the [ __ ] towater thing. He was trolling hell.
119:04 towater thing. He was trolling hell. Yeah. To waffles. Yeah.
119:07 Yeah. To waffles. Yeah. No, that's our car actually. He owns
119:09 No, that's our car actually. He owns We bought it. We bought it.
119:10 We bought it. We bought it. And I was sitting there and they were
119:12 And I was sitting there and they were like, "Bro, this man's trolling." And
119:13 like, "Bro, this man's trolling." And then he [ __ ] boosted off and drove
119:15 then he [ __ ] boosted off and drove off. Whatever the [ __ ] did.
119:16 off. Whatever the [ __ ] did. Hey, ID number two, hey, if you keep
119:18 Hey, ID number two, hey, if you keep talking, I'll give that $50 million back
119:21 talking, I'll give that $50 million back to ID number two. I GAVE YOU $50
119:24 to ID number two. I GAVE YOU $50 MILLION. HEY, SH. THAT'S ENOUGH out of
119:26 MILLION. HEY, SH. THAT'S ENOUGH out of you, buddy.
119:27 you, buddy. Did they pay you or something? Are you
119:28 Did they pay you or something? Are you Do you still want to do
119:29 Do you still want to do They just They just [ __ ] sent me 50
119:31 They just They just [ __ ] sent me 50 mil and then 30 mil of one of them.
119:34 mil and then 30 mil of one of them. 80 mil.
119:35 80 mil. Yeah, they're [ __ ] sending me hush
119:36 Yeah, they're [ __ ] sending me hush money, even though I'm not allowed to
119:38 money, even though I'm not allowed to accept that. You do a bribe. Call it
119:40 accept that. You do a bribe. Call it what you want to. It's a bribe. Keep
119:41 what you want to. It's a bribe. Keep your mouth shut.
119:42 your mouth shut. Sure. You accept it.
119:44 Sure. You accept it. You both do realize I'm staff. And in
119:46 You both do realize I'm staff. And in staff announcements, I'm pretty sure it
119:47 staff announcements, I'm pretty sure it was Bruce who said we're not allowed to
119:49 was Bruce who said we're not allowed to accept that, right?
119:49 accept that, right? Okay. Well, Bruce ain't going to know
119:51 Okay. Well, Bruce ain't going to know [ __ ] Bruce Wayne is a [ __ ] Bruce
119:53 [ __ ] Bruce Wayne is a [ __ ] Bruce Wayne is a [ __ ] I stole this
119:54 Wayne is a [ __ ] I stole this Batmobile.
119:55 Batmobile. No, all we're doing is trying to help
119:57 No, all we're doing is trying to help the PD get some more budget cuz we know
119:58 the PD get some more budget cuz we know they've been lacking, you know.
120:00 they've been lacking, you know. Exactly.
120:00 Exactly. Get somerilla. Get some Skrilla on you,
120:02 Get somerilla. Get some Skrilla on you, baby.
120:03 baby. Hey, if you keep [ __ ] talking, buddy,
120:05 Hey, if you keep [ __ ] talking, buddy, I won't stop killing you for the rest of
120:07 I won't stop killing you for the rest of the goddamn day. You hear [laughter] me?
120:08 the goddamn day. You hear [laughter] me? If I can get a higher up down here, you
120:10 If I can get a higher up down here, you both are probably going to BE GONE
120:11 both are probably going to BE GONE FOREVER.
120:12 FOREVER. WHAT?
120:12 WHAT? I GOT I GOT EPSTEIN MONEY, BUDDY. You
120:14 I GOT I GOT EPSTEIN MONEY, BUDDY. You keep talking, I'm going [laughter] to
120:15 keep talking, I'm going [laughter] to give you I'm going to keep giving you
120:16 give you I'm going to keep giving you money until you shut the [ __ ] up.
120:18 money until you shut the [ __ ] up. ID number two, give me the 50 million
120:19 ID number two, give me the 50 million back or die right now. 50 million right
120:21 back or die right now. 50 million right now. Give it back. Give it back right
120:23 now. Give it back. Give it back right now. Give it back right now or die. Give
120:24 now. Give it back right now or die. Give it back right now.
120:25 it back right now. You can't accept it, SO YOU MIGHT AS
120:26 You can't accept it, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT BACK.
120:27 WELL GIVE IT BACK. YEAH, you might as well give it back
120:28 YEAH, you might as well give it back right now. Drop 50 mil or die. Drop 50
120:31 right now. Drop 50 mil or die. Drop 50 mil or die. Hey, ID number 40. I didn't
120:33 mil or die. Hey, ID number 40. I didn't want to have to call you over here, but
120:34 want to have to call you over here, but this cop made me bribe him. He He said I
120:36 this cop made me bribe him. He He said I wouldn't get Yeah, he's corrupted.
120:37 wouldn't get Yeah, he's corrupted. He's also He's in a gang, too.
120:39 He's also He's in a gang, too. Used to be the issue.
120:40 Used to be the issue. ID number two, he took bribe money from
120:42 ID number two, he took bribe money from me. He said if I don't give him bribe
120:44 me. He said if I don't give him bribe money, he's going to get me banned.
120:46 money, he's going to get me banned. You gave it to
120:48 You gave it to He made us give it to him.
120:49 He made us give it to him. Yeah. Yeah. ID20 can he can vouch for
120:52 Yeah. Yeah. ID20 can he can vouch for me.
120:52 me. Okay, Bruce, we have some really like
120:54 Okay, Bruce, we have some really like corrupt [ __ ] going on here. First of
120:55 corrupt [ __ ] going on here. First of all, we have a gang member who's a cop.
120:57 all, we have a gang member who's a cop. And second of all, he made us give him
120:58 And second of all, he made us give him $80 million.
121:00 $80 million. You You literally gave I have the
121:02 You You literally gave I have the screenshots.
121:02 screenshots. I told I have a clip.
121:04 I told I have a clip. He took money. He took money from us and
121:06 He took money. He took money from us and said if if he gives us 80 million that
121:08 said if if he gives us 80 million that we won't get banned. He took our money.
121:10 we won't get banned. He took our money. They were telling people deserve it.
121:12 They were telling people deserve it. They're [ __ ] like hell.
121:14 They're [ __ ] like hell. They were towing people in 101's and
121:16 They were towing people in 101's and hitting [laughter] people.
121:17 hitting [laughter] people. Not true. No. No, we didn't. We bought
121:19 Not true. No. No, we didn't. We bought the car. I have the little whole thing
121:21 the car. I have the little whole thing on clip.
121:22 on clip. Little whole thing.
121:22 Little whole thing. The past hour I have on clip.
121:24 The past hour I have on clip. I don't like you being down there and
121:26 I don't like you being down there and saying little whole thing. Don't look at
121:27 saying little whole thing. Don't look at me like that.
121:30 me like that. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. He's being corrupt.
121:33 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. He's being corrupt. He's being corrupt again.
121:34 He's being corrupt again. Can I tell my higher up what the [ __ ]
121:36 Can I tell my higher up what the [ __ ] going on? Are you guys going to keep
121:38 going on? Are you guys going to keep I think we told him everything he needs
121:39 I think we told him everything he needs to know.
121:40 to know. They're [ __ ] trolling like hell.
121:41 They're [ __ ] trolling like hell. They're driving personals, [ __ ]
121:42 They're driving personals, [ __ ] hitting people's cars, [ __ ] telling
121:45 hitting people's cars, [ __ ] telling PD they're illegally parked. It's the
121:47 PD they're illegally parked. It's the funniest thing ever. [laughter]
121:49 funniest thing ever. [laughter] So you admit you laugh. You admit you
121:51 So you admit you laugh. You admit you laugh.
121:51 laugh. He was double parked like an [ __ ]
121:53 He was double parked like an [ __ ] I wasn't double parked.
121:54 I wasn't double parked. He was double parked.
121:55 He was double parked. He was He was Let me Let me tell you
121:57 He was He was Let me Let me tell you what happened. He was double parked. He
121:58 what happened. He was double parked. He said, "I'm a cop. I can do whatever I
121:59 said, "I'm a cop. I can do whatever I want now. Give [laughter] me $80
122:00 want now. Give [laughter] me $80 million."
122:01 million." That what? One gave me 50 mil card hush
122:04 That what? One gave me 50 mil card hush money and the other gave me 30 mil card
122:06 money and the other gave me 30 mil card [laughter]
122:06 [laughter] money. Even though I said I couldn't
122:07 money. Even though I said I couldn't accept it.
122:08 accept it. No, I don't.
122:09 No, I don't. You give it back.
122:09 You give it back. Yeah. He said he won't give it back.
122:11 Yeah. He said he won't give it back. He's going to take it as a prize.
122:12 He's going to take it as a prize. I don't know which one of you gave me
122:14 I don't know which one of you gave me 30. Which one of you gave me?
122:17 30. Which one of you gave me? Soup gave you 30. Where the [ __ ] is
122:19 Soup gave you 30. Where the [ __ ] is soup? [laughter]
122:20 soup? [laughter] No, let me give you something.
122:23 No, let me give you something. We're helping the staff members out
122:25 We're helping the staff members out because I know it's annoying when people
122:27 because I know it's annoying when people have to do car wipes every 10 minutes.
122:28 have to do car wipes every 10 minutes. So, we're we're wiping the cars off the
122:30 So, we're we're wiping the cars off the map entirely. We'll tow them away when
122:31 map entirely. We'll tow them away when they're double parked or parked in the
122:33 they're double parked or parked in the road. Only illegally parked ones.
122:35 road. Only illegally parked ones. You want me to help you out even better?
122:37 You want me to help you out even better? Yeah. What are you going to do for me?
122:38 Yeah. What are you going to do for me? I can give you an actual mechanic roll
122:41 I can give you an actual mechanic roll and you know a mechanic job and you can
122:45 and you know a mechanic job and you can use a flatbed.
122:46 use a flatbed. Yeah, that sounds good. I just want to
122:48 Yeah, that sounds good. I just want to say real quick that uh number two Sosa,
122:50 say real quick that uh number two Sosa, he gave me the 80 million back and then
122:51 he gave me the 80 million back and then he sent me a message. He said, "Here's
122:52 he sent me a message. He said, "Here's your money back. Keep your [ __ ] mouth
122:54 your money back. Keep your [ __ ] mouth shut."
122:55 shut." That [laughter] is in fact crazy.
122:57 That [laughter] is in fact crazy. Sound corrupt.
122:58 Sound corrupt. I did not do Oh my [ __ ] god.
123:01 I did not do Oh my [ __ ] god. [laughter]
123:03 [laughter] I'll clip it.
123:04 I'll clip it. Is this real?
123:06 Is this real? Me. I'm clipping it.
123:10 Me. I'm clipping it.
123:11 [laughter] I love that we went from like everyone
123:12 I love that we went from like everyone was angry at us to like, "Oh, we can we
123:14 was angry at us to like, "Oh, we can we can upgrade you guys and give you better
123:16 can upgrade you guys and give you better rolls. Here's your $80 million back.
123:18 rolls. Here's your $80 million back. [laughter] The guy who we were trolling
123:19 [laughter] The guy who we were trolling for an hour was clapping for us whenever
123:22 for an hour was clapping for us whenever we [ __ ]
123:24 we [ __ ] I have had it with blank on this
123:26 I have had it with blank on this [ __ ] plane.
123:29 [ __ ] plane. [laughter]
123:31 [laughter] No.
123:36 Is this you? Yummy. I'm thear [laughter]
123:38 I'm thear [laughter] knows how this game works.
123:41 knows how this game works. What the bomb sees? [laughter]
123:47 This is a crazy flight, bro. This across the aisle.
123:52 This is what happens when you fly Spirit Airlines.
123:54 Airlines. Oh my god. [laughter] OKAY.
124:01 Look who he's yelling. Oh [laughter] my god.
124:02 god. Spirit Airlines.
124:04 Spirit Airlines. This is horrible. This is really bad.
124:06 This is horrible. This is really bad. Why is he Why is he yelling at the image
124:08 Why is he Why is he yelling at the image to [laughter] the left, bro?
124:10 to [laughter] the left, bro? He's yelling at the
124:11 He's yelling at the Oh my god. This is not good,
124:15 Oh my god. This is not good, bro.
124:17 bro. I hate that they came up in that order.
124:19 I hate that they came up in that order. [laughter] That's so bad.
124:22 [laughter] That's so bad. SO BAD.
124:27 Oh my god. We couldn't even [ __ ] script this,
124:29 We couldn't even [ __ ] script this, dude. [laughter]
124:31 dude. [laughter] So bad.
124:32 So bad. Please let this next one
124:35 Please let this next one [laughter]
124:36 [laughter] It's WHAT HE'S LOOKING AT. IT'S WHAT
124:37 It's WHAT HE'S LOOKING AT. IT'S WHAT NO'S LOOKING AT IN THE PLANE.
124:42 I'm going to freak out. Be like Peter Griffin or something
124:44 Be like Peter Griffin or something [laughter] stupid.
124:47 [laughter] stupid. THAT'S THE PILOT. WE'RE GOING DOWN.
124:50 THAT'S THE PILOT. WE'RE GOING DOWN. EVERYBODY.
124:50 EVERYBODY. YO. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP.
124:52 YO. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP. SOUP. If I suck your dick, will you give me 1
124:54 If I suck your dick, will you give me 1 million? Please. If you give me 1
124:56 million? Please. If you give me 1 million, I'll give you head.
124:59 million, I'll give you head. [laughter]
125:01 [laughter] Yes.
125:02 Yes. Why are you being a [ __ ] for, bro?
125:03 Why are you being a [ __ ] for, bro? Like, I know you poor little [ __ ]
125:05 Like, I know you poor little [ __ ] He's a troll streamer. He doesn't give a
125:07 He's a troll streamer. He doesn't give a [ __ ] about you or you. Just have some
125:09 [ __ ] about you or you. Just have some fun, bro. Oh, you can lick my dick. You
125:11 fun, bro. Oh, you can lick my dick. You can lick my dick. You [laughter] can
125:13 can lick my dick. You [laughter] can lick my dick. I know you've got
125:14 lick my dick. I know you've got manggina. You [ __ ] ho. You got no
125:17 manggina. You [ __ ] ho. You got no friends.
125:18 friends. Don't understand. Please forgive
125:19 Don't understand. Please forgive [laughter] them. Forgive us soup for I
125:21 [laughter] them. Forgive us soup for I have sinned. Forgive us soup for I have
125:24 have sinned. Forgive us soup for I have sinned.
125:26 sinned. [laughter]
125:26 [laughter] Forgive us soup for we have sinned.
125:28 Forgive us soup for we have sinned. These guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] bro.
125:31 These guys are [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. [laughter]
125:32 [laughter] Don't [ __ ] move.
125:33 Don't [ __ ] move. I've been watching this guy for [ __ ]
125:35 I've been watching this guy for [ __ ] years.
125:35 years. But this guy can lick my dick. He can
125:37 But this guy can lick my dick. He can actually lick my dick. I I'm going to
125:39 actually lick my dick. I I'm going to who pissed in your cornflakes tea and
125:41 who pissed in your cornflakes tea and crump is eating little [ __ ]
125:42 crump is eating little [ __ ] You're going to be in jail for 2 hours.
125:43 You're going to be in jail for 2 hours. You're going to be jail for two hours.
125:44 You're going to be jail for two hours. Nice. Nice.
125:45 Nice. Nice. Yeah. I'll I'll message the admin and
125:46 Yeah. I'll I'll message the admin and say, "Let me out." And he will.
125:48 say, "Let me out." And he will. Yeah. Yeah. Let Let you out. Yeah. Let
125:50 Yeah. Yeah. Let Let you out. Yeah. Let you out just cuz you got a manina. You
125:51 you out just cuz you got a manina. You little [ __ ] [ __ ] You literally got
125:52 little [ __ ] [ __ ] You literally got vagina.
125:52 vagina. I got the biggest [ __ ] in the world.
125:54 I got the biggest [ __ ] in the world. You sound jealous.
125:55 You sound jealous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fanny, look at
125:56 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fanny, look at this [ __ ] Fanny, look at this [ __ ]
125:58 this [ __ ] Fanny, look at this [ __ ] F. He's some streamer. Y thinking he's
125:59 F. He's some streamer. Y thinking he's some bad man, bro. Lick my dick. [ __ ]
126:01 some bad man, bro. Lick my dick. [ __ ] off. Can you not see guns at your head,
126:03 off. Can you not see guns at your head, [laughter]
126:03 [laughter] [ __ ] I'm going to take my bass boat
126:05 [ __ ] I'm going to take my bass boat across. You pull no [ __ ] You pull no
126:08 across. You pull no [ __ ] You pull no [ __ ] bro. You pull no [ __ ]
126:10 [ __ ] bro. You pull no [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] orphan, bro. You pull
126:12 You're a [ __ ] orphan, bro. You pull no [ __ ] You're an orphan. Do you not
126:14 no [ __ ] You're an orphan. Do you not understand that, bro?
126:15 understand that, bro? I'm going to pull your daddy out of my
126:16 I'm going to pull your daddy out of my bed and [ __ ] him.
126:17 bed and [ __ ] him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pull my
126:19 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pull my daddy out of your bed, bro. Shut the
126:20 daddy out of your bed, bro. Shut the [ __ ] up, bro.
126:21 [ __ ] up, bro. If I drop you a million dollars, will
126:22 If I drop you a million dollars, will you go to the dentist?
126:24 you go to the dentist? You're actually [ __ ] hilarious. Like,
126:25 You're actually [ __ ] hilarious. Like, you're actually hilarious, bro. F. I
126:27 you're actually hilarious, bro. F. I think you're being quite biased here,
126:28 think you're being quite biased here, bro. Cuz if that's a normal player, he'd
126:29 bro. Cuz if that's a normal player, he'd be in jail right now, bro. Just because
126:31 be in jail right now, bro. Just because it's streamer. Yeah. You're going to
126:32 it's streamer. Yeah. You're going to start like licking his dick, bro. Like,
126:34 start like licking his dick, bro. Like, I know he's got he's got he's got a
126:35 I know he's got he's got he's got a vagina, bro.
126:36 vagina, bro. Listen. Okay, [laughter]
126:38 Listen. Okay, [laughter] what he could do for this server is
126:39 what he could do for this server is amazing. And I'm not talking about RP
126:41 amazing. And I'm not talking about RP and [ __ ] Like for real,
126:42 and [ __ ] Like for real, bro. Listen, listen, listen. If it's
126:43 bro. Listen, listen, listen. If it's promoting the RP and [ __ ] yeah, like
126:45 promoting the RP and [ __ ] yeah, like it's calm, bro. Why the [ __ ] he out here
126:46 it's calm, bro. Why the [ __ ] he out here trolling? He is a master at his work.
126:49 trolling? He is a master at his work. Master what, bro? Licking my dick. He's
126:50 Master what, bro? Licking my dick. He's a [ __ ] stripper, bro. [laughter]
126:52 a [ __ ] stripper, bro. [laughter] Smoking smoking.
126:54 Smoking smoking. Like, bro, I'm I'm making a [ __ ]
126:55 Like, bro, I'm I'm making a [ __ ] admin complaint at this point.
126:58 admin complaint at this point. [laughter]
127:00 [laughter] What the [ __ ]
127:02 What the [ __ ] You're making America loserish.
127:04 You're making America loserish. You're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] You're a [ __ ]
127:06 You're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ]
127:08 ass [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] You're all dead on the floor.
127:11 You're all dead on the floor. He's so mad. [laughter]
127:18 [laughter] Dude, this guy was losing his [ __ ] He
127:20 Dude, this guy was losing his [ __ ] He was so angry. I got in prison. No,
127:23 was so angry. I got in prison. No, you're in prison.
127:24 you're in prison. I'm dead again.
127:25 I'm dead again. 30 [ __ ] minutes. [laughter]
127:27 30 [ __ ] minutes. [laughter] [ __ ] sweet revenge, dude. I'm in
127:30 [ __ ] sweet revenge, dude. I'm in prison as well. I'm in prison for 30
127:32 prison as well. I'm in prison for 30 minutes. Oh, that was [ __ ] perfect.
127:34 minutes. Oh, that was [ __ ] perfect. What a perfect ending. Like the video.
127:37 What a perfect ending. Like the video. Check out Grand RP.
127:38 Check out Grand RP. These little nuts. All right, see y'all.
127:42 These little nuts. All right, see y'all. We're being invaded by Donald Trump.
127:44 We're being invaded by Donald Trump. Let's go. [laughter]
127:45 Let's go. [laughter] We're being invaded by Donald Trump.
127:48 We're being invaded by Donald Trump. Guarantee you he's using shields. $5
127:50 Guarantee you he's using shields. $5 says he's using shields.
127:52 says he's using shields. He's a wonderful invader. [laughter]
127:55 He's a wonderful invader. [laughter] Best invader of all time. When I played
127:57 Best invader of all time. When I played Elden Ring,
127:59 Elden Ring, nothing better.
128:00 nothing better. There was nobody better than me at Elden
128:03 There was nobody better than me at Elden Ring. I was Elden Lord day one only when
128:06 Ring. I was Elden Lord day one only when I tried.
128:07 I tried. Oh, he's right there.
128:08 Oh, he's right there. He's over this way.
128:10 He's over this way. Ow. [ __ ] this. He's behind Mr. Poison.
128:15 Ow. [ __ ] this. He's behind Mr. Poison. He's trying to lead you into more
128:16 He's trying to lead you into more poison. Boys, don't bait.
128:18 poison. Boys, don't bait. Dude, Donald Trump looks scary. He's got
128:19 Dude, Donald Trump looks scary. He's got the same haircut.
128:28 Yeah. See you later. If we get one hit on someone, it is
128:29 If we get one hit on someone, it is over.
128:30 over. See you later, buddy. I didn't do
128:33 See you later, buddy. I didn't do [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, I forgot the cannon. I
128:35 [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, I forgot the cannon. I forgot the cannon. God damn it. We
128:37 forgot the cannon. God damn it. We killed [laughter]
128:39 killed [laughter] that on the news. Breaking news.
128:42 that on the news. Breaking news. CNN ain't going to report on that one.
128:44 CNN ain't going to report on that one. CNN's going to put the stream up
128:45 CNN's going to put the stream up tonight.
128:46 tonight. Make Volcano Manor great again.
128:49 Make Volcano Manor great again. [laughter]
128:55 A small donation of a million runes. [laughter]
128:59 That's a funny one. What's up, gentlemen?
129:00 What's up, gentlemen? So, what do you guys say? Do we ban him?
129:01 So, what do you guys say? Do we ban him? N you can't ban me, bro.
129:03 N you can't ban me, bro. All right, let me tell you.
129:04 All right, let me tell you. Listen, he has he has content creator
129:06 Listen, he has he has content creator role in here. We can't ban him, right? I
129:07 role in here. We can't ban him, right? I mean, he's just going to ask
129:08 mean, he's just going to ask Listen, if you get banned, this is going
129:10 Listen, if you get banned, this is going to happen.
129:11 to happen. Wait, no, no, no, NO. [laughter]
129:21 That's my getaway. Oh [ __ ] Hey, sorry about that. That was a misclick. I'm
129:22 about that. That was a misclick. I'm just frozen here, man. You got to
129:23 just frozen here, man. You got to unfreeze me. I'm being held against my
129:26 unfreeze me. I'm being held against my will.
129:26 will. If you just if you just do/ easy admin,
129:28 If you just if you just do/ easy admin, you know, you could do that yourself.
129:29 you know, you could do that yourself. Oh [ __ ] I didn't even know I could do
129:30 Oh [ __ ] I didn't even know I could do that.
129:31 that. You literally have troll perms on here,
129:32 You literally have troll perms on here, bro. Okay, so you go to your easy admin,
129:34 bro. Okay, so you go to your easy admin, right? And you look for a player. Type
129:36 right? And you look for a player. Type search for user. You put 2267, right?
129:38 search for user. You put 2267, right? Going to be me. Please don't ban me for
129:39 Going to be me. Please don't ban me for the love of
129:40 the love of 2267.
129:42 2267. And then you're going to have like a
129:43 And then you're going to have like a grief menu or something. I know you have
129:45 grief menu or something. I know you have it.
129:45 it. Yeah.
129:45 Yeah. Yeah. And then you click that and then
129:47 Yeah. And then you click that and then you can grief players with it.
129:50 you can grief players with it. Oh, [ __ ] you. What is What does that do?
129:52 Oh, [ __ ] you. What is What does that do? [laughter]
129:53 [laughter] It's like [cough]
129:59 clown gang attack. What the [ __ ] does that do? Don't do that. Don't do that.
130:00 that do? Don't do that. Don't do that. Oh, is that the clown car coming for
130:02 Oh, is that the clown car coming for you?
130:03 you? Yes.
130:03 Yes. What the [ __ ]
130:04 What the [ __ ] Here, I'm killing, bro.
130:06 Here, I'm killing, bro. Bro, what the [ __ ]
130:08 Bro, what the [ __ ] You piss
130:10 You piss killing me.
130:11 killing me. Now I'm frozen. Great.
130:12 Now I'm frozen. Great. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Now you stay
130:15 Nice. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Now you stay froz Oh [ __ ] He's about to shoot.
130:16 froz Oh [ __ ] He's about to shoot. You're not going to freeze myself,
130:17 You're not going to freeze myself, RIGHT?
130:19 RIGHT? [laughter]
130:24 I just froze him and [ __ ] killed [laughter] him.
130:31 Oh my god. Ran the [ __ ] over by a cloud car. Bro,
130:34 Ran the [ __ ] over by a cloud car. Bro, that is [ __ ] amazing. Tell that guy I
130:37 that is [ __ ] amazing. Tell that guy I said thank you.
130:37 said thank you. And it's going to be show like short
130:39 And it's going to be show like short play.
130:40 play. What the [ __ ] Why was I pulled here?
130:42 What the [ __ ] Why was I pulled here? You pulled here due to report on you.
130:44 You pulled here due to report on you. Yeah, I was just with some mods. They
130:45 Yeah, I was just with some mods. They were teaching me how to do some fun
130:47 were teaching me how to do some fun [ __ ]
130:47 [ __ ] What? Flashbanging people.
130:48 What? Flashbanging people. What? Like this?
130:49 What? Like this? You do it, mate. Watch.
131:03 You lucky [laughter] just snow clip away. I don't even know
131:05 just snow clip away. I don't even know how to [ __ ] use this [ __ ] Just
131:08 how to [ __ ] use this [ __ ] Just [laughter]
131:13 Oh my god. I think they keep trying to pull me and I'm just [ __ ] no
131:15 pull me and I'm just [ __ ] no clipping. If he says some [ __ ] to me,
131:16 clipping. If he says some [ __ ] to me, I'm just going to [ __ ] kick him from
131:18 I'm just going to [ __ ] kick him from the server. [laughter]
131:20 the server. [laughter] Yummy. I have went beast mode.
131:22 Yummy. I have went beast mode. What happened, dude? I have so I have
131:24 What happened, dude? I have so I have [ __ ] like some kind of grief menu. I
131:27 [ __ ] like some kind of grief menu. I have no clip. I have like these admin
131:30 have no clip. I have like these admin perms. I can kick people. I can I think
131:32 perms. I can kick people. I can I think I can ban people. I have like some kind
131:34 I can ban people. I have like some kind of some kind of grief admin menu. I can
131:36 of some kind of grief admin menu. I can no clip and do all this [ __ ] I don't
131:38 no clip and do all this [ __ ] I don't even have to throw a flashbang. I can
131:39 even have to throw a flashbang. I can just go to the admin menu and just click
131:42 just go to the admin menu and just click flashbang. It's [ __ ] Where where are
131:44 flashbang. It's [ __ ] Where where are you at? I can just noclipip to you or or
131:46 you at? I can just noclipip to you or or teleport you or
131:48 teleport you or I'm getting flashbanged now. I'm getting
131:49 I'm getting flashbanged now. I'm getting flashbanged.
131:50 flashbanged. That's [ __ ] insane. Yes. They're just
131:52 That's [ __ ] insane. Yes. They're just flashbanging me now. They're like some
131:54 flashbanging me now. They're like some British admin was like, "You do it, bro.
131:56 British admin was like, "You do it, bro. See what happens." And I just [ __ ]
131:58 See what happens." And I just [ __ ] [laughter]
132:02 Did I get kicked? What the [ __ ] I think I got kicked. I think one of them kicked
132:04 I got kicked. I think one of them kicked me. Dude, this is [ __ ]
132:06 me. Dude, this is [ __ ] Oh my god.
132:07 Oh my god. What was that? [ __ ] Are you good?
132:09 What was that? [ __ ] Are you good? I got caught on fire. What am I
132:10 I got caught on fire. What am I breathing? Like ass fumes. What's wrong
132:12 breathing? Like ass fumes. What's wrong with my character? It's like I [ __ ] my
132:13 with my character? It's like I [ __ ] my pants and couldn't fight. [laughter]
132:15 pants and couldn't fight. [laughter] Daycare calms.
132:24 Don't shut that door again. [laughter] I shut it. I shut it. Block the grenade.
132:27 shut it. I shut it. Block the grenade. Try to shut your door when you have your
132:28 Try to shut your door when you have your girlfriend open, but your mom's an air.
132:30 girlfriend open, but your mom's an air. [laughter]
132:30 [laughter] What? You're [ __ ] eating your rib
132:33 What? You're [ __ ] eating your rib cage be open.
132:35 cage be open. No way. [laughter] I said open. When
132:37 No way. [laughter] I said open. When your girlfriend's open.
132:40 your girlfriend's open. Open.
132:40 Open. You did. [laughter]
132:42 You did. [laughter] Opening a rib cage. And your mom walks
132:45 Opening a rib cage. And your mom walks in. When you a cannibal, but your mom
132:47 in. When you a cannibal, but your mom don't know. Helicopter. Helicopter.
132:50 don't know. Helicopter. Helicopter. You guys can afford to buy me back.
132:53 You guys can afford to buy me back. I'm I'm mounting out of the one frame
132:55 I'm I'm mounting out of the one frame helicopter right now.
132:56 helicopter right now. Perfect.
132:57 Perfect. Oh [ __ ]
132:57 Oh [ __ ] I just watched you fall out.
132:59 I just watched you fall out. Mounted out. Okay. Uh, hold on. How do I
133:01 Mounted out. Okay. Uh, hold on. How do I turn around?
133:03 turn around? [laughter]
133:07 Oh, it's going to land on its own. We're good. We just got to wait a second.
133:08 good. We just got to wait a second. We're good.
133:09 We're good. Dude, is it actually just not going to
133:10 Dude, is it actually just not going to come down?
133:11 come down? No one will ever board it again.
133:13 No one will ever board it again. [laughter]
133:13 [laughter] He will fly until he passes out. There's
133:14 He will fly until he passes out. There's a ladder. Go to the Go to the tower,
133:16 a ladder. Go to the Go to the tower, soup, if you wait by the helicopter in
133:18 soup, if you wait by the helicopter in case it comes down.
133:19 case it comes down. Looks like that's going to happen pretty
133:20 Looks like that's going to happen pretty [laughter]
133:22 [laughter] soon, actually. No shot. You can
133:23 soon, actually. No shot. You can actually climb up that and get into it.
133:25 actually climb up that and get into it. BL, if you do this, I'll give you plane
133:26 BL, if you do this, I'll give you plane head on the way to
133:28 head on the way to Let's [ __ ] go.
133:30 Let's [ __ ] go. Let's see this [ __ ] BL, what the
133:32 Let's see this [ __ ] BL, what the [laughter] [ __ ]
133:33 [laughter] [ __ ] Ain't no way.
133:43 All right, turn. All right. Oh my [ __ ] god. I love War ZONE 2 SO
133:46 Oh my [ __ ] god. I love War ZONE 2 SO MUCH.
133:47 MUCH. OKAY, you jumped off from right here.
133:49 OKAY, you jumped off from right here. Yeah, and it was perfect.
133:50 Yeah, and it was perfect. All right.
133:51 All right. Everything about it was perfect.
133:52 Everything about it was perfect. Don't hit the blades. Don't No, no, no.
133:54 Don't hit the blades. Don't No, no, no. That's the blades. That
133:57 That's the blades. That You got it. You got it. You got it.
133:58 You got it. You got it. You got it. Oh my god.
134:00 Oh my god. Let me in. It won't let me in.
134:01 Let me in. It won't let me in. It's actually possible, though.
134:03 It's actually possible, though. Uh-oh. Well, maybe
134:04 Uh-oh. Well, maybe they're shooting at it. They're mad at
134:04 they're shooting at it. They're mad at it. They're mad at it. They're mad at
134:06 it. They're mad at it. They're mad at the helicopter. [laughter]
134:10 [ __ ] leaves. That was [laughter] flight or flight
134:11 That was [laughter] flight or flight right there. Kicking it.
134:13 right there. Kicking it. LITERALLY.
134:14 LITERALLY. [screaming] OH, REST IN PEACE GUY.
134:17 [screaming] OH, REST IN PEACE GUY. What's up?
134:17 What's up? Um,
134:18 Um, I'm I'm at the point of no return. It
134:21 I'm I'm at the point of no return. It wants me to jump.
134:22 wants me to jump. It wants me to jump off and use a
134:23 It wants me to jump off and use a parachute, but I don't trust that. Does
134:25 parachute, but I don't trust that. Does it say that for y'all as well? Right
134:26 it say that for y'all as well? Right now.
134:27 now. I'm not there yet. Lester's telling me
134:28 I'm not there yet. Lester's telling me to do it right now audibly. I can hear
134:29 to do it right now audibly. I can hear his dumb ass.
134:30 his dumb ass. We're We're going to wait for for Yummy.
134:32 We're We're going to wait for for Yummy. You know what? [ __ ] this mountain.
134:35 You know what? [ __ ] this mountain. Anti-hippies be like,
134:36 Anti-hippies be like, I want to buy Mormon piss.
134:38 I want to buy Mormon piss. How do you parachute? We need to make
134:39 How do you parachute? We need to make sure we know how to. It might be left
134:40 sure we know how to. It might be left click or like space bar or like
134:42 click or like space bar or like E. I'll figure it out in the air.
134:44 E. I'll figure it out in the air. Yeah. Guess what? Thesenuts.gov.
134:46 Yeah. Guess what? Thesenuts.gov. This is not [laughter]
134:49 This is not [laughter] um He never [laughter]
134:54 um He never [laughter]
134:56 he never gave me a parachute. Which one of y'all was just rolling down
134:58 Which one of y'all was just rolling down the side of the [ __ ] hill? [laughter]
135:00 the side of the [ __ ] hill? [laughter] Which one of y'all was
135:01 Which one of y'all was I'm not ready to [ __ ] end everything.
135:04 I'm not ready to [ __ ] end everything. I'm so confident.
135:07 I'm so confident. Gave me a parachute. I [laughter] fell
135:08 Gave me a parachute. I [laughter] fell 50 ft to my desk.
135:10 50 ft to my desk. I literally just started [ __ ]
135:12 I literally just started [ __ ] tumbling down the hill. JUST ROLLING
135:15 tumbling down the hill. JUST ROLLING DOWN.
135:16 DOWN. NO SHOT.
135:18 NO SHOT. WE'RE BACK HERE. OH MY GOD.
135:20 WE'RE BACK HERE. OH MY GOD. I'm riding with someone else. [ __ ] this.
135:22 I'm riding with someone else. [ __ ] this. Can we Son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter]
135:26 Can we Son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] We may as well just start over. Yeah.
135:28 We may as well just start over. Yeah. No, we're fine. We're fine.
135:29 No, we're fine. We're fine. Are you sure? I think we should restart,
135:31 Are you sure? I think we should restart, actually.
135:34 actually. Get away from the cops.
135:36 Get away from the cops. Okay. Okay. Well, none of us die. Oh,
135:38 Okay. Okay. Well, none of us die. Oh, there we go. [laughter]
135:39 there we go. [laughter] If you're not in Ukraine, where you at?
135:43 If you're not in Ukraine, where you at? I'm in Ukraine.
135:45 I'm in Ukraine. [laughter]
135:56 Oh, we all wrong for that. [laughter] Pretty [ __ ] up.
135:57 Pretty [ __ ] up. Yeah. No, we don't support anything
135:59 Yeah. No, we don't support anything that's happening over there.
136:01 that's happening over there. Not in Ukraine. Where the [ __ ]
136:02 Not in Ukraine. Where the [ __ ] [laughter] are you at?
136:04 [laughter] are you at? Oh my god. That's funny. I don't care
136:06 Oh my god. That's funny. I don't care who you are.
136:07 who you are. Well, maybe if you're in Ukraine, it's
136:08 Well, maybe if you're in Ukraine, it's probably not that funny. [laughter]
136:11 probably not that funny. [laughter] If Putin don't stop acting up, I'm going
136:13 If Putin don't stop acting up, I'm going to hop in the battle bus and take care
136:14 to hop in the battle bus and take care of matters myself.
136:15 of matters myself. This kid. Okay, let me rephrase that.
136:17 This kid. Okay, let me rephrase that. This dude [ __ ] me. [laughter]
136:20 This dude [ __ ] me. [laughter] Good job, BDP.
136:23 Good job, BDP. Grown up.
136:24 Grown up. Very mature of you.
136:26 Very mature of you. Yeah, thanks, man.
136:26 Yeah, thanks, man. I'm only at this goolog to get a
136:27 I'm only at this goolog to get a cupcake. [laughter]
136:33 Yeah. Why is Chris Hansen in the goolog with you then?
136:34 with you then? [laughter]
136:35 [laughter] Hey, it's that nut sack fellow. It's the
136:37 Hey, it's that nut sack fellow. It's the rocket guy that got it 65.
136:39 rocket guy that got it 65. Yeah, a little nut sack head.
136:40 Yeah, a little nut sack head. That bow is bigger than you, man. What
136:42 That bow is bigger than you, man. What the hell?
136:43 the hell? Yeah, you better be careful with that
136:44 Yeah, you better be careful with that thing, man. It ain't no toy.
136:46 thing, man. It ain't no toy. Yeah, you right. My bad. My bad. I do to
136:49 Yeah, you right. My bad. My bad. I do to my child. [laughter]
136:50 my child. [laughter] Oh [ __ ]
136:53 Oh [ __ ] What a badass, dude. You should be
136:54 What a badass, dude. You should be careful. Going to have to step over him.
136:56 careful. Going to have to step over him. Careful. He might bite your ankles. He
136:58 Careful. He might bite your ankles. He might bite your ankles. Real life
137:00 might bite your ankles. Real life tempting to Are you tempting to feel
137:01 tempting to Are you tempting to feel better about yourself because you get
137:03 better about yourself because you get bullied in real life cuz you short? You
137:04 bullied in real life cuz you short? You [ __ ]
137:05 [ __ ] What do you mean? Because I'm short. Are
137:06 What do you mean? Because I'm short. Are you saying is that voicist? Are you
137:07 you saying is that voicist? Are you being voiced? I'm canceling you on
137:09 being voiced? I'm canceling you on Twitter right now.
137:10 Twitter right now. I am being [ __ ] You going to cancel me?
137:12 I am being [ __ ] You going to cancel me? I don't give a [ __ ]
137:14 I don't give a [ __ ] I don't know. You sound kind of mad. Why
137:15 I don't know. You sound kind of mad. Why are you so mad? Little nutsack head.
137:18 are you so mad? Little nutsack head. Someone get out of here.
137:20 Someone get out of here. This server [ __ ] sucks.
137:22 This server [ __ ] sucks. I'm about to just get loud. Volume
137:23 I'm about to just get loud. Volume warning.
137:25 warning. [screaming]
137:30 Stop screaming. Little nut sack hair [ __ ] Oh, little
137:32 Little nut sack hair [ __ ] Oh, little nut sack head ass.
137:34 nut sack head ass. He doesn't have a nut sack ass.
137:36 He doesn't have a nut sack ass. OH, LITTLE NUT SACK. [screaming]
137:43 OH, you're so funny for killing me, [screaming]
137:44 [screaming] bro. I'm lulling.
137:45 bro. I'm lulling. Sounds like someone's pressed.
137:48 Sounds like someone's pressed. [laughter]
137:48 [laughter] How does it feel, guys? How's it feel,
137:50 How does it feel, guys? How's it feel, man? I've always just wondered. How's it
137:52 man? I've always just wondered. How's it feel? No [ __ ] life, dude. What are
137:54 feel? No [ __ ] life, dude. What are you guys doing with your life? coming
137:55 you guys doing with your life? coming back. [laughter]
137:57 back. [laughter] You guys don't even You're not even real
137:59 You guys don't even You're not even real Harry Potter fans. You're not even real
138:00 Harry Potter fans. You're not even real Harry Potter fans. Y'all are all some
138:02 Harry Potter fans. Y'all are all some frauds.
138:03 frauds. Fake fans. I bet you guys didn't even
138:05 Fake fans. I bet you guys didn't even read the books. I bet you guys just
138:06 read the books. I bet you guys just watch the movies, dude. You guys
138:07 watch the movies, dude. You guys [laughter] are fake.
138:09 [laughter] are fake. I bet you role play some [ __ ]
138:10 I bet you role play some [ __ ] literature in your life.
138:11 literature in your life. I'm going to be real with you, Chief.
138:13 I'm going to be real with you, Chief. I'm going be completely real with you.
138:14 I'm going be completely real with you. You did just hit me with a tickle spell
138:16 You did just hit me with a tickle spell when you came back. So, um
138:17 when you came back. So, um Oh, no. He's going to kill me cuz I hit
138:19 Oh, no. He's going to kill me cuz I hit him with a tickle spell. I tickled him a
138:22 him with a tickle spell. I tickled him a little bit too hard. He can't handle it
138:23 little bit too hard. He can't handle it with his little nerve endings.
138:26 with his little nerve endings. [laughter]
138:27 [laughter] He can't catch me now.
138:30 He can't catch me now. Hey, Corbin,
138:32 Hey, Corbin, go [ __ ] yourself, [ __ ]
138:38 [laughter] Holy [ __ ] What are you?
138:41 Holy [ __ ] What are you? I'm in detention with you, Mr. Harry Gu.
138:43 I'm in detention with you, Mr. Harry Gu. I blocked the door and told Corbin to
138:45 I blocked the door and told Corbin to [ __ ] off. [laughter]
138:47 [ __ ] off. [laughter] Corbin guy. Oh my god.
138:49 Corbin guy. Oh my god. I hate this server. I want to go to Ask
138:51 I hate this server. I want to go to Ask a Man after this one. Oh, I'm already
138:53 a Man after this one. Oh, I'm already out. I've been
138:54 out. I've been How did you get released?
138:55 How did you get released? I don't know. This is the most boring
138:57 I don't know. This is the most boring [ __ ] They just stand around yelling at
138:59 [ __ ] They just stand around yelling at each other,
139:00 each other, dude. Right. And they probably been on
139:01 dude. Right. And they probably been on here for like hours.
139:02 here for like hours. Oh, they definitely have. There's just
139:04 Oh, they definitely have. There's just nothing going on.
139:05 nothing going on. Some guy said he's played on the server
139:07 Some guy said he's played on the server for 4 years.
139:09 for 4 years. I think I'd rather go to federal prison
139:11 I think I'd rather go to federal prison for 4 years and play on the server.
139:14 for 4 years and play on the server. [laughter]
139:15 [laughter] I'd
139:15 I'd rather go to Ukraine than [ __ ] do
139:17 rather go to Ukraine than [ __ ] do this for years.
139:20 this for years. Officer officer,
139:22 Officer officer, how do I become a cop, man? I want to be
139:24 how do I become a cop, man? I want to be a cop.
139:25 a cop. I want to be a cop, too.
139:26 I want to be a cop, too. Can you please hop out of my vehicle?
139:27 Can you please hop out of my vehicle? We want to become cop.
139:29 We want to become cop. You got to switch to
139:31 You got to switch to I got to switch my gender. What the
139:33 I got to switch my gender. What the hell?
139:41 For many years, my people. [laughter] Wait, I was just made a police cadet.
139:43 Wait, I was just made a police cadet. Where do you How'd you do it?
139:44 Where do you How'd you do it? Hit F4 and then just like hit apply for
139:46 Hit F4 and then just like hit apply for job. Oh my god. Yep. This is my
139:49 job. Oh my god. Yep. This is my police cadet apply for job. Okay.
139:50 police cadet apply for job. Okay. Do you remember this room?
139:52 Do you remember this room? Oh, yeah. [laughter] I remember.
139:54 Oh, yeah. [laughter] I remember. The the door's open this time, though.
139:56 The the door's open this time, though. Nice. Do we need to do training or are
139:58 Nice. Do we need to do training or are we just good to roll? I
139:59 we just good to roll? I I don't think we that door was supposed
140:01 I don't think we that door was supposed to be open.
140:02 to be open. Yeah.
140:03 Yeah. Hey, man.
140:04 Hey, man. Hey.
140:06 Hey. Supervisor told us need to be trained.
140:09 Supervisor told us need to be trained. Can you train us, man?
140:10 Can you train us, man? I love your guys'
140:12 I love your guys' videos, by the way. I know who it is.
140:13 videos, by the way. I know who it is. I'm not going to tell anybody, but I
140:15 I'm not going to tell anybody, but I know you guys can train us. Well, hey
140:18 know you guys can train us. Well, hey man, can you just give us guns then?
140:19 man, can you just give us guns then? No.
140:20 No. Please, dude. Just give me gun. Come on,
140:21 Please, dude. Just give me gun. Come on, brother. I'll give you
140:22 brother. I'll give you I can't really give you
140:23 I can't really give you I'll give you a Fortnite shout out in my
140:25 I'll give you a Fortnite shout out in my next video, bro. Give me gun.
140:27 next video, bro. Give me gun. A Fortnite
140:28 A Fortnite I'll tag you in the Instagram post, bro.
140:30 I'll tag you in the Instagram post, bro. It' be sick. The V-Bucks will be rolling
140:31 It' be sick. The V-Bucks will be rolling in, bro.
140:32 in, bro. Oh yeah.
140:33 Oh yeah. How about you drop me a goddamn gun, you
140:35 How about you drop me a goddamn gun, you fetus, before I find out where you live
140:36 fetus, before I find out where you live and kill you in real life. God damn it.
140:39 and kill you in real life. God damn it. [laughter]
140:44 It's a prank, by the way. That was just That was just a joke, by the way. That
140:45 That was just a joke, by the way. That was just one of those little YouTuber
140:47 was just one of those little YouTuber prank you for that.
140:48 prank you for that. Little YouTuber in the prank gone wrong
140:50 Little YouTuber in the prank gone wrong moment, you know. [laughter]
140:53 moment, you know. [laughter] Listen, man. I'm a YouTuber, bro. I'm
140:55 Listen, man. I'm a YouTuber, bro. I'm not supposed to be around small children
140:56 not supposed to be around small children for a long time. You're going to have to
140:58 for a long time. You're going to have to exit the area. Yeah. Get the [ __ ] out of
140:59 exit the area. Yeah. Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro, before I get put on drama
141:01 here, bro, before I get put on drama alert. Get the [ __ ] out of here. [cough]
141:07 [laughter] TELL SOMEONE [screaming] TO LET THE [ __ ]
141:08 TELL SOMEONE [screaming] TO LET THE [ __ ] OUT OF HERE.
141:09 OUT OF HERE. I AM. GIVE ME A PSYCHIC.
141:11 I AM. GIVE ME A PSYCHIC. GOD, [ __ ] DAMN. OPEN THE DOOR.
141:14 GOD, [ __ ] DAMN. OPEN THE DOOR. GOD DAMN IT. Open the [ __ ] door.
141:17 GOD DAMN IT. Open the [ __ ] door. What is that? What are you nominated
141:18 What is that? What are you nominated for? Are they trying to demote ME? WHAT?
141:21 for? Are they trying to demote ME? WHAT? I GOT DEMOTED.
141:22 I GOT DEMOTED. OH, I VOTED for you. What the [ __ ]
141:23 OH, I VOTED for you. What the [ __ ] You piece of [ __ ] [laughter]
141:26 You piece of [ __ ] [laughter] You got me fired, dude. That was my
141:28 You got me fired, dude. That was my dream job. What am I supposed to do now?
141:30 dream job. What am I supposed to do now? Just apply again.
141:31 Just apply again. I need to wait 108 seconds. Oh my god.
141:33 I need to wait 108 seconds. Oh my god. Oh, I've been hired by the police.
141:35 Oh, I've been hired by the police. Okay. Do you guys want to get trained to
141:36 Okay. Do you guys want to get trained to know what you're doing or just [ __ ]
141:38 know what you're doing or just [ __ ] get into it?
141:39 get into it? Mars, you think I don't know what I'm
141:40 Mars, you think I don't know what I'm doing, [ __ ] You're under
141:42 doing, [ __ ] You're under arrest, Mars.
141:43 arrest, Mars. [laughter]
141:44 [laughter] Mars, you're going to jail now for
141:45 Mars, you're going to jail now for doubting the police.
141:47 doubting the police. No, no, no. Let me go. Let me go.
141:48 No, no, no. Let me go. Let me go. You're under arrest.
141:49 You're under arrest. You're going to the slammer. Mars all
141:52 You're going to the slammer. Mars all that [ __ ] [laughter]
141:53 that [ __ ] [laughter] Give it backs. I don't even know how to
141:56 Give it backs. I don't even know how to give people combs.
141:58 give people combs. Citizens citizen [ __ ] whatever.
142:01 Citizens citizen [ __ ] whatever. Mars, you really think it's a good idea
142:02 Mars, you really think it's a good idea to tell Yummy how to do that? [laughter]
142:06 to tell Yummy how to do that? [laughter] No.
142:08 No. Give him five.
142:10 Give him five. [laughter] Should
142:16 I go get that car out of the upstairs in the PD?
142:16 the PD? No, you just do a car wipe and it'll
142:18 No, you just do a car wipe and it'll just wipe it.
142:19 just wipe it. Oh.
142:19 Oh. Oh, hell yeah, man. Does this thing have
142:22 Oh, hell yeah, man. Does this thing have infinite ammo? Why did we put him on the
142:24 infinite ammo? Why did we put him on the gunner? [laughter]
142:25 gunner? [laughter] This is stupid.
142:26 This is stupid. Our first our first cop car.
142:28 Our first our first cop car. I have a feel I'm going to end up
142:30 I have a feel I'm going to end up getting calmed.
142:31 getting calmed. Pull over. Pull over. Pull over now.
142:33 Pull over. Pull over. Pull over now. Pull over. Pull over. Stop the gang
142:35 Pull over. Pull over. Stop the gang violence. We're here to stop gang
142:37 violence. We're here to stop gang violence.
142:39 violence. [laughter]
142:41 [laughter] Yeah,
142:42 Yeah, we're here to clean up the streets.
142:44 we're here to clean up the streets. We're cleaning up the streets. No more
142:46 We're cleaning up the streets. No more gang violence.
142:47 gang violence. Stop. Stop. They're calling the ad.
142:49 Stop. Stop. They're calling the ad. THEY'RE ALREADY TALKING. [laughter] OH
142:50 THEY'RE ALREADY TALKING. [laughter] OH [ __ ] WE'RE [ __ ]
142:53 [ __ ] WE'RE [ __ ] They're tattletailing in chat already,
142:55 They're tattletailing in chat already, [laughter] y'all. We're
142:56 [laughter] y'all. We're n I know. I know the admin there. It's
142:58 n I know. I know the admin there. It's all good. We're good.
143:02 all good. We're good. Oh my god. The chat was lighting up.
143:04 Oh my god. The chat was lighting up. They're like, "What the [ __ ] [laughter]
143:06 They're like, "What the [ __ ] [laughter] Are we taking this to comms?" Dude, this
143:08 Are we taking this to comms?" Dude, this is [ __ ] awesome. All right, we need
143:09 is [ __ ] awesome. All right, we need to give some people some comms.
143:11 to give some people some comms. I can give it to Mars.
143:12 I can give it to Mars. Yeah, get Mars over here.
143:13 Yeah, get Mars over here. I'll get them over here.
143:15 I'll get them over here. [laughter]
143:16 [laughter] Hold on.
143:18 Hold on. Oh my god.
143:20 Oh my god. [laughter]
143:21 [laughter] Why you got so many coms?
143:23 Why you got so many coms? Build RP.
143:25 Build RP. Hey 66, start uh start sweeping, man.
143:28 Hey 66, start uh start sweeping, man. [laughter] Start sweeping.
143:30 [laughter] Start sweeping. I got you. I got you. I got you. That
143:33 I got you. I got you. I got you. That was you. That was you guys that put up
143:34 was you. That was you guys that put up in that [ __ ] SWAT truck and killed us
143:36 in that [ __ ] SWAT truck and killed us all. [laughter] Yeah, maybe.
143:40 all. [laughter] Yeah, maybe. What the hell?
143:41 What the hell? Come here. You know what happens in jail
143:43 Come here. You know what happens in jail stays in jail. [screaming]
143:49 HELP. HELP. HELP. HELP. GIVE HIM. GIVE HIM A BILLION
143:53 HELP. HELP. GIVE HIM. GIVE HIM A BILLION MORE COMS. Give him a billion more coms.
143:55 MORE COMS. Give him a billion more coms. Give me a bunch of drugs.
143:59 Give me a bunch of drugs. HELP. [screaming]
144:00 HELP. [screaming] NOBODY'S HELPING YOU.
144:03 NOBODY'S HELPING YOU. SOMEBODY HELP ME. HELP. HELP.
144:07 SOMEBODY HELP ME. HELP. HELP. WHAT THE [ __ ]
144:10 WHAT THE [ __ ] [laughter] Where are we going right now?
144:12 [laughter] Where are we going right now? This is a fever dream.
144:15 This is a fever dream. Ow.
144:16 Ow. Oh god. We're going to get five.
144:18 Oh god. We're going to get five. Kill me now. You're [ __ ] dead.
144:19 Kill me now. You're [ __ ] dead. We're dead.
144:20 We're dead. What is going [laughter] on?
144:22 What is going [laughter] on? Stop shooting me.
144:24 Stop shooting me. All right, I'm back. Don't shoot me
144:26 All right, I'm back. Don't shoot me again.
144:26 again. Stop shooting you [ __ ]
144:29 Stop shooting you [ __ ] Help. What the [ __ ] are we doing?
144:33 Help. What the [ __ ] are we doing? Thank you for calling on cancellation
144:34 Thank you for calling on cancellation department. How may I help you today?
144:36 department. How may I help you today? Hey, is this Geek Squad?
144:37 Hey, is this Geek Squad? Yes, sir. How may I help you?
144:39 Yes, sir. How may I help you? Uh, I just lost $400. I want it back.
144:41 Uh, I just lost $400. I want it back. Uh, can you please tell me the last four
144:43 Uh, can you please tell me the last four digit of the invoice?
144:44 digit of the invoice? Yes. Tell me the last four digit of the
144:46 Yes. Tell me the last four digit of the invoice which you have received on the
144:47 invoice which you have received on the email.
144:48 email. 6457.
144:49 6457. And how much you have got the charge
144:51 And how much you have got the charge amount?
144:51 amount? $400 for the for it says for the Greek
144:56 $400 for the for it says for the Greek squad service.
144:58 squad service. Okay, just be just bear with me. Let me
145:00 Okay, just be just bear with me. Let me have a let me have to check with my
145:02 have a let me have to check with my database what's going wrong with your
145:04 database what's going wrong with your subscription and why you are getting
145:05 subscription and why you are getting this charge. Can I know your last name
145:07 this charge. Can I know your last name sir?
145:07 sir? Dmer okay just be on the just be on the
145:10 Dmer okay just be on the just be on the line. Let me check. Thank you for
145:12 line. Let me check. Thank you for holding a line as I can check on my
145:14 holding a line as I can check on my database that a year ago you have took a
145:18 database that a year ago you have took a gig score free trial subscription for
145:20 gig score free trial subscription for your computer which was a one-year free
145:22 your computer which was a one-year free trial and just got expired yesterday and
145:25 trial and just got expired yesterday and has taken place as a auto renewal and
145:28 has taken place as a auto renewal and that is the reason you are getting a
145:30 that is the reason you are getting a confirmation mail from us that your
145:32 confirmation mail from us that your subscription is going to be renewed. So
145:35 subscription is going to be renewed. So do you want to continue with the
145:36 do you want to continue with the subscription or you want to cancel and
145:37 subscription or you want to cancel and get back to the refund money sir?
145:41 get back to the refund money sir? I want to renew it.
145:42 I want to renew it. You want to renew it, right?
145:44 You want to renew it, right? Tell me you want to renew his
145:45 Tell me you want to renew his subscription to his mother's chicken
145:46 subscription to his mother's chicken account.
145:47 account. I want to renew the subscription to the
145:49 I want to renew the subscription to the to your mother's chicken account.
145:50 to your mother's chicken account. I want to [ __ ] your sister ass. You
145:52 I want to [ __ ] your sister ass. You [ __ ] I want to lick your sister
145:54 [ __ ] I want to lick your sister ass, [ __ ] You [ __ ]
145:57 ass, [ __ ] You [ __ ] I want your
145:57 I want your I want your I want your I want your
146:00 I want your I want your I want your sister. I want I want your
146:04 sister. I want I want your WhatsApp. [laughter]
146:07 WhatsApp. [laughter] I'll call him back. I'll call him back.
146:10 I'll call him back. I'll call him back. He's not winning this one. [laughter]
146:12 He's not winning this one. [laughter] Thank you for holding a line. Thank you
146:14 Thank you for holding a line. Thank you for say, "Oh, this is the [ __ ] again.
146:16 for say, "Oh, this is the [ __ ] again. I'll help you, sir."
146:17 I'll help you, sir." Oh, this is the [ __ ] again.
146:19 Oh, this is the [ __ ] again. You [ __ ] You son of a [ __ ]
146:21 You [ __ ] You son of a [ __ ] You are not [ __ ]
146:24 You are not [ __ ] [ __ ]
146:24 [ __ ] Give me the pin to your chicken account.
146:27 Give me the pin to your chicken account. I want to [ __ ] your sister up,
146:29 I want to [ __ ] your sister up, [ __ ]
146:30 [ __ ] No, you're not.
146:31 No, you're not. Yes, I want to [ __ ] I want to [ __ ] her
146:34 Yes, I want to [ __ ] I want to [ __ ] her [ __ ] What makes you think you can?
146:38 [ __ ] What makes you think you can? [laughter]
146:39 [laughter] Uh, like I can I can [ __ ] your like
146:49 What the [ __ ] I want to [ __ ] your sister.
146:55 [laughter] You're not [ __ ] sister.
146:56 You're not [ __ ] sister. Give me your sister.
146:58 Give me your sister. Give me your chicken Steam account.
147:00 Give me your chicken Steam account. Say you get no rupes, my friend. You get
147:03 Say you get no rupes, my friend. You get no rub.
147:04 no rub. Now you can Now you can hand up the car,
147:06 Now you can Now you can hand up the car, you [ __ ]
147:06 you [ __ ] How about you suck my
147:09 How about you suck my [laughter]
147:10 [laughter] I'm getting passed.
147:12 I'm getting passed. That call center is so loud, dude. It's
147:14 That call center is so loud, dude. It's unbelievable.
147:15 unbelievable. I know.
147:23 You [ __ ] Once again, we're talking to your father. How can I
147:25 we're talking to your father. How can I [laughter] help you?
147:25 [laughter] help you? Send me your girlfriend's ankle p.
147:27 Send me your girlfriend's ankle p. You [ __ ] You're talking to your
147:28 You [ __ ] You're talking to your father now. Now you now you have a word
147:30 father now. Now you now you have a word with me.
147:32 with me. Send me your send me your boobish.
147:36 Send me your send me your boobish. I I will send you uh like I will send
147:39 I I will send you uh like I will send you my uh large dick. Hey you [ __ ]
147:42 you my uh large dick. Hey you [ __ ] What happened? What's wrong with you?
147:43 What happened? What's wrong with you? You [ __ ] What's wrong?
147:50 You [ __ ] What? Why? I'm stroking it. [laughter]
147:52 I'm stroking it. [laughter] Why are you talking to us? You [ __ ]
147:54 Why are you talking to us? You [ __ ] wrong with you?
147:56 wrong with you? Why Why are you screaming it [ __ ]
147:59 Why Why are you screaming it [ __ ] Why you are getting a cop?
148:01 Why you are getting a cop? YEAH, BABY.
148:02 YEAH, BABY. Your throat will come out, you [ __ ]
148:04 Your throat will come out, you [ __ ] Stroke my dick. [laughter]
148:08 Stroke my dick. [laughter] Your throat will come out, you [ __ ]
148:10 Your throat will come out, you [ __ ] About you start stroking it too so we
148:11 About you start stroking it too so we can have A PARTY, BABY.
148:13 can have A PARTY, BABY. PARTY, BABY. [ __ ] What happened?
148:15 PARTY, BABY. [ __ ] What happened? What's wrong with you, [ __ ]
148:18 What's wrong with you, [ __ ] Say you have no chest hair. [laughter]
148:20 Say you have no chest hair. [laughter] What is that? WHAT IS THAT?
148:21 What is that? WHAT IS THAT? AM I TALKING ABOUT [ __ ] MICKEY MOUSE?
148:24 AM I TALKING ABOUT [ __ ] MICKEY MOUSE? WHAT HAPPENED?
148:25 WHAT HAPPENED? Pull Are you going to pull [laughter]
148:26 Pull Are you going to pull [laughter] your pants down and start stroking your
148:28 your pants down and start stroking your chicken or not?
148:30 chicken or not? Bro, what the [ __ ] [laughter]
148:33 Bro, what the [ __ ] [laughter] I haven't yelled like that in years.
148:34 I haven't yelled like that in years. Found Obama in a Walmart bathroom
148:39 Found Obama in a Walmart bathroom in his tiny.
148:41 in his tiny. He was washing his back with soap. I
148:45 He was washing his back with soap. I guess you're tiny.
148:47 guess you're tiny. Who said it was tiny? Watching with a
148:50 Who said it was tiny? Watching with a small dog. Thinking of how I could get
148:54 small dog. Thinking of how I could get it off.
148:55 it off. I love watching with a small dog. What
148:59 I love watching with a small dog. What is Soup trying to tell us?
149:00 is Soup trying to tell us? I think he likes little dogs.
149:01 I think he likes little dogs. I found my dog in a Chinese kitchen.
149:05 I found my dog in a Chinese kitchen. [snorts]
149:06 [snorts] He was cooking like a chef.
149:09 He was cooking like a chef. He has thumbs. He has opposable thumbs.
149:12 He has thumbs. He has opposable thumbs. He a reverse card and cooked one of the
149:14 He a reverse card and cooked one of the cooks. [laughter]
149:15 cooks. [laughter] Holy that human fried rice. That busting
149:18 Holy that human fried rice. That busting box.
149:19 box. You're telling me a great day cooked
149:21 You're telling me a great day cooked this rice?
149:22 this rice? [laughter]
149:26 Mayonnaise is technically an instrument. I don't give a [ __ ] what you say.
149:28 I don't give a [ __ ] what you say. Anything could be an instrument.
149:29 Anything could be an instrument. Yeah. What about my
149:30 Yeah. What about my mayonnaise is what good sounds like.
149:32 mayonnaise is what good sounds like. [laughter]
149:33 [laughter] Good. You look like a chimp.
149:36 Good. You look like a chimp. If her don't look like a bucket with
149:38 If her don't look like a bucket with puke in it, you're doing it wrong,
149:40 puke in it, you're doing it wrong, dude. What?
149:42 dude. What? What?
149:42 What? Better smell exactly like a bucket of
149:44 Better smell exactly like a bucket of puke.
149:45 puke. If that [ __ ] don't look like a Dixie
149:47 If that [ __ ] don't look like a Dixie cup full of pivickled pig's feet, you
149:49 cup full of pivickled pig's feet, you ain't [ __ ] a bad [ __ ] If you ain't
149:52 ain't [ __ ] a bad [ __ ] If you ain't [ __ ] a human pig made out of salava,
149:54 [ __ ] a human pig made out of salava, you [ __ ] [laughter]
150:01 You ain't [ __ ] a Chinese propaganda humanoid creature and built in a lab.
150:02 humanoid creature and built in a lab. Get in the [ __ ] game.
150:04 Get in the [ __ ] game. I didn't know I had to join.
150:05 I didn't know I had to join. GUYS, TODAY WE'RE PLAYING GTA
150:07 GUYS, TODAY WE'RE PLAYING GTA [screaming] 5.
150:08 [screaming] 5. OH, DUDE. I HAVE LIKE PRESSURE IN my
150:09 OH, DUDE. I HAVE LIKE PRESSURE IN my ear. Holy [ __ ] [laughter]
150:11 ear. Holy [ __ ] [laughter] RUPT,
150:14 RUPT, [screaming]
150:15 [screaming] I need you to leave.
150:16 I need you to leave. Why?
150:17 Why? Because we told you guys multiple times.
150:19 Because we told you guys multiple times. Yeah. Well, guess what? I don't take
150:20 Yeah. Well, guess what? I don't take orders from you,
150:22 orders from you, buddy.
150:22 buddy. Yes, you do.
150:23 Yes, you do. No, I don't. This is a public road,
150:25 No, I don't. This is a public road, [ __ ]
150:26 [ __ ] I can put you in the box with them, too,
150:28 I can put you in the box with them, too, so they can have a good time with you.
150:29 so they can have a good time with you. Do you want that?
150:30 Do you want that? Oh, we're going to have a good time with
150:31 Oh, we're going to have a good time with them. Don't you worry about nothing. I'm
150:33 them. Don't you worry about nothing. I'm going to [ __ ] his butt.
150:34 going to [ __ ] his butt. Guess who's going to jail tonight?
150:38 Guess who's going to jail tonight? You're letting them come back in.
150:39 You're letting them come back in. [laughter] Stuck in there. You better
150:41 [laughter] Stuck in there. You better run.
150:42 run. Oh, [ __ ] I can't get out. I can't get
150:44 Oh, [ __ ] I can't get out. I can't get out. Get out. I'm just going to bring
150:46 out. Get out. I'm just going to bring him right here. GET OUT. [laughter]
150:49 him right here. GET OUT. [laughter] HEY, LET GO OF MY FRIEND.
150:51 HEY, LET GO OF MY FRIEND. SO, the thing is you're can't get out.
150:54 SO, the thing is you're can't get out. The guy with the yellow backpack and
150:56 The guy with the yellow backpack and it's
150:56 it's n This guy's mad. He's mad. Mancuffed
150:59 n This guy's mad. He's mad. Mancuffed Trippy. Do something. Oh, [ __ ]
151:00 Trippy. Do something. Oh, [ __ ] Hey, let go of my friend room. What are
151:02 Hey, let go of my friend room. What are you doing? [laughter]
151:05 you doing? [laughter] [screaming]
151:05 [screaming] Yeah.
151:06 Yeah. Going to crush that.
151:08 Going to crush that. What are you guys doing in my friend
151:09 What are you guys doing in my friend room? [laughter]
151:10 room? [laughter] You got the wrong person, dude. WHAT THE
151:11 You got the wrong person, dude. WHAT THE HELL, BUDDY?
151:13 HELL, BUDDY? [screaming]
151:14 [screaming] MY LITTLE STINKY PENIS. MY LITTLE stinky
151:17 MY LITTLE STINKY PENIS. MY LITTLE stinky penis.
151:18 penis. I can't even turn around.
151:20 I can't even turn around. Mate, you're fired, bro. Mate, you're
151:22 Mate, you're fired, bro. Mate, you're fire.
151:23 fire. [screaming]
151:27 You took my legal firearm. Shut your ass up, bro. Like, I I will
151:30 Shut your ass up, bro. Like, I I will sue the whole lot of you. I don't care.
151:32 sue the whole lot of you. I don't care. I've got one of the best lawyers. I I
151:36 I've got one of the best lawyers. I I [laughter]
151:37 [laughter] What is happening? He's going to sue the
151:39 What is happening? He's going to sue the whole lot of you.
151:41 whole lot of you. All right. [laughter] You want Max, you
151:42 All right. [laughter] You want Max, you want to come with me so we can process
151:44 want to come with me so we can process this, too, for disobeying orders.
151:45 this, too, for disobeying orders. How about you process a ham sandwich
151:47 How about you process a ham sandwich into my mouth? I'm hungry.
151:49 into my mouth? I'm hungry. Did I even Holy [ __ ]
151:52 Did I even Holy [ __ ] All right, I'm just going to Max, get in
151:53 All right, I'm just going to Max, get in the car, please.
151:53 the car, please. Max, this guy beside me said you're a
151:55 Max, this guy beside me said you're a [ __ ] What are we pausing for?
151:57 [ __ ] What are we pausing for? Disobeying orders. These are the two
151:58 Disobeying orders. These are the two that went the scene after we
152:00 that went the scene after we Max, don't listen to this guy up here
152:02 Max, don't listen to this guy up here driving. This guy said you're a [ __ ]
152:03 driving. This guy said you're a [ __ ] He told me
152:05 He told me he said Max is a [ __ ] Kind [laughter]
152:08 he said Max is a [ __ ] Kind [laughter] of weird that your name is Max, but you
152:09 of weird that your name is Max, but you definitely don't got the max amount of
152:10 definitely don't got the max amount of chromosomes, dude. You definitely
152:12 chromosomes, dude. You definitely missing one or two. [laughter] Are they
152:14 missing one or two. [laughter] Are they taking us right to prison?
152:16 taking us right to prison? I don't know.
152:16 I don't know. I think they are.
152:18 I think they are. Max, I don't like you worth a [ __ ]
152:20 Max, I don't like you worth a [ __ ] [ __ ] you, Max.
152:20 [ __ ] you, Max. [ __ ] you, Max. Eat [ __ ] and die.
152:24 [ __ ] you, Max. Eat [ __ ] and die. [laughter]
152:48 I think there's something wrong in the engine or something.
152:51 engine or something. [ __ ] you, Max.
152:54 [ __ ] you, Max. [ __ ] you.
153:02 [laughter] I swear I can't hear.
153:04 I swear I can't hear. Shut the hell up, Max.
153:06 Shut the hell up, Max. Why you suck my head?
153:09 Why you suck my head? [laughter]
153:09 [laughter] Why don't you let me give you head, Max?
153:12 Why don't you let me give you head, Max? Hey, what's up? Your worst nightmare
153:14 Hey, what's up? Your worst nightmare just showed up in this [ __ ] I'm
153:15 just showed up in this [ __ ] I'm about to suck everyone's dick in here.
153:17 about to suck everyone's dick in here. Goddamn it.
153:19 Goddamn it. You there, sir? You want YOUR DICK
153:20 You there, sir? You want YOUR DICK SUCKED? I'M HERE [screaming] TO SUCK
153:22 SUCKED? I'M HERE [screaming] TO SUCK DICK. WOO! I'M SUCKING SOME DICK
153:26 DICK. WOO! I'M SUCKING SOME DICK TONIGHT. HELL YEAH. HEY, WHY DON'T Y'ALL
153:28 TONIGHT. HELL YEAH. HEY, WHY DON'T Y'ALL JUST stay in here with me with these
153:29 JUST stay in here with me with these handcuffs on, baby? Come on. Come on,
153:32 handcuffs on, baby? Come on. Come on, baby. What you say? I can't I'm facing
153:34 baby. What you say? I can't I'm facing the wall. I can't see [ __ ]
153:37 the wall. I can't see [ __ ] HELLO. CAN SOMEBODY help [screaming] me?
153:53 HELLO. I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, BUDDY. [laughter]
153:54 [laughter] I want to eat some ass. Holy.
153:58 I want to eat some ass. Holy. Shut the [ __ ] up.
153:59 Shut the [ __ ] up. Stop e- raping me, please.
154:01 Stop e- raping me, please. [ __ ] you. [screaming]
154:03 [ __ ] you. [screaming] [laughter]
154:04 [laughter] You placing your jumpsuit now. Let me
154:07 You placing your jumpsuit now. Let me strip it down naked.
154:09 strip it down naked. You kind of skin that.
154:10 You kind of skin that. I'm beating his ass.
154:11 I'm beating his ass. I was going to say I'm beating his ass.
154:14 I was going to say I'm beating his ass. Are you?
154:14 Are you? I'm going to [ __ ] your ass, Copper.
154:17 I'm going to [ __ ] your ass, Copper. You got to go help.
154:19 You got to go help. [laughter]
154:20 [laughter] [ __ ] YOU, MAX.
154:23 [ __ ] YOU, MAX. YEAH. YEAH. We got
154:25 YEAH. YEAH. We got Put that down. [laughter]
154:26 Put that down. [laughter] Okay.
154:27 Okay. No holy bombs in the vehicle. Got to
154:29 No holy bombs in the vehicle. Got to hold it now.
154:31 hold it now. Take us downtown.
154:32 Take us downtown. Take us downtown, Mr. Brown Man.
154:34 Take us downtown, Mr. Brown Man. BACK TO HEAVEN.
154:35 BACK TO HEAVEN. LIBERAL [ __ ] [screaming]
154:37 LIBERAL [ __ ] [screaming] MOLOTOV THIS TRUCK. DIE, [ __ ]
154:41 MOLOTOV THIS TRUCK. DIE, [ __ ] Didn't even face him.
154:44 Didn't even face him. [laughter]
154:45 [laughter] Get down, [ __ ]
154:46 Get down, [ __ ] This looks like a hate crime. I set my
154:49 This looks like a hate crime. I set my head on fire. [laughter]
154:55 black guy that just moved into a white neighborhood. [laughter]
154:57 neighborhood. [laughter] This is literally a hate crime.
154:58 This is literally a hate crime. Wait, what do we give a chance?
155:02 Wait, what do we give a chance? A chance.
155:04 A chance. [laughter]
155:05 [laughter] [ __ ] Cops. He's literally driving away.
155:08 [ __ ] Cops. He's literally driving away. Oh, there's a police stop up here, dude.
155:10 Oh, there's a police stop up here, dude. They're trying to like block us in. All
155:11 They're trying to like block us in. All right. Well, they're all dead now.
155:17 BOMBED [screaming] US. [laughter] Of course. What happened?
155:20 Of course. What happened? What a surprise. killed us.
155:22 What a surprise. killed us. Just got ran over by a Nissan juke.
155:24 Just got ran over by a Nissan juke. That sounds like a slur.
155:26 That sounds like a slur. That's a That's a [laughter] Infinity
155:28 That's a That's a [laughter] Infinity 2X60.
155:31 Oh, hey Dy. What's up, man?
155:33 hey Dy. What's up, man? What's up, man?
155:34 What's up, man? What's going [clears throat] on? How you
155:35 What's going [clears throat] on? How you doing this evening?
155:36 doing this evening? Pretty good, man.
155:38 Pretty good, man. Yeah. What's your favorite thing to put
155:39 Yeah. What's your favorite thing to put on a sandwich?
155:40 on a sandwich? Oh, [ __ ] I just ate some [ __ ]
155:42 Oh, [ __ ] I just ate some [ __ ] sandwich.
155:42 sandwich. What? What kind of sandwich was it?
155:45 What? What kind of sandwich was it? It was uh I don't even know. My wife
155:48 It was uh I don't even know. My wife made it. You have a wife.
155:50 made it. You have a wife. You're married?
155:51 You're married? That's [ __ ] cringe, dude. I have a
155:53 That's [ __ ] cringe, dude. I have a husband. [laughter]
155:58 Ain't nothing wrong with that. Amen. Amen.
156:00 Amen. Amen. What kind of sandwich did your wife make
156:02 What kind of sandwich did your wife make for you, dude?
156:04 for you, dude? It's a [ __ ] turkey.
156:06 It's a [ __ ] turkey. Like a turkey, CHICKEN.
156:09 Like a turkey, CHICKEN. [screaming]
156:09 [screaming] TWO BIRDS, ONE SANDWICH, BROTHER.
156:13 TWO BIRDS, ONE SANDWICH, BROTHER. [laughter]
156:15 [laughter] What the [ __ ]
156:17 What the [ __ ] Okay. Hey, chicken, turkey. What else?
156:19 Okay. Hey, chicken, turkey. What else? Ham. Ham.
156:20 Ham. Ham. Uh, it's got some some American cheese.
156:23 Uh, it's got some some American cheese. Oh, yeah. None of that British [ __ ]
156:25 Oh, yeah. None of that British [ __ ] Yeah. [laughter]
156:27 Yeah. [laughter] And uh SOME MAYONNAISE.
156:30 And uh SOME MAYONNAISE. [ __ ] YEAH. [laughter]
156:33 [ __ ] YEAH. [laughter] A [ __ ] I JUST
156:35 A [ __ ] I JUST THAT CHEESE MADE IN AMERICA, BABY. THAT
156:38 THAT CHEESE MADE IN AMERICA, BABY. THAT CHEESE [screaming] IS MADE IN AMERICA.
156:40 CHEESE [screaming] IS MADE IN AMERICA. [laughter]
156:40 [laughter] WHAT'S UP? SOUP. Good soup.
156:43 WHAT'S UP? SOUP. Good soup. That's right, dude. Good soup. Yeah. I'm
156:45 That's right, dude. Good soup. Yeah. I'm going to [ __ ] in the Sears parking lot
156:47 going to [ __ ] in the Sears parking lot tomorrow.
156:49 tomorrow. [laughter]
156:50 [laughter] Sears is close now.
156:51 Sears is close now. Oh, dude. I don't [ __ ] know. I ain't
156:53 Oh, dude. I don't [ __ ] know. I ain't been outside in 12 years. I got one of
156:55 been outside in 12 years. I got one of them [laughter] funny things on my ankle
156:57 them [laughter] funny things on my ankle that lights up if I go outside.
156:58 that lights up if I go outside. Ah,
156:59 Ah, yeah. I tried to walk outside, you know.
157:03 yeah. I tried to walk outside, you know. A bunch of funny people in cool hat show
157:05 A bunch of funny people in cool hat show up and they're pointing guns at me and
157:06 up and they're pointing guns at me and stuff, man. [laughter]
157:08 stuff, man. [laughter] You can change the ringtone on those.
157:09 You can change the ringtone on those. You can make it like the jingle bell
157:11 You can make it like the jingle bell rock.
157:11 rock. Yeah, dude. I walk outside and listen to
157:13 Yeah, dude. I walk outside and listen to some [ __ ] ding ding ding ding ding
157:14 some [ __ ] ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. [laughter]
157:17 ding ding ding ding ding. [laughter] Yo, Dre, you ever been tased?
157:19 Yo, Dre, you ever been tased? Yes.
157:20 Yes. Really? How was it?
157:21 Really? How was it? But it's not It wasn't like the one of
157:23 But it's not It wasn't like the one of the strong ones though. It was just like
157:25 the strong ones though. It was just like a
157:26 a Here's one of them small penis tasers.
157:30 Here's one of them small penis tasers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey man, we're losing.
157:32 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey man, we're losing. I'm not playing real good right now cuz
157:34 I'm not playing real good right now cuz my husband's giving me head.
157:35 my husband's giving me head. Yeah, me too. I just [laughter]
157:37 Yeah, me too. I just [laughter] Yo, Drezy, tell me a funny joke.
157:39 Yo, Drezy, tell me a funny joke. You want to hear a funny joke? Yeah.
157:42 You want to hear a funny joke? Yeah. Give me like 20 minutes.
157:43 Give me like 20 minutes. 20 minutes? Godamn, dude. It's going to
157:46 20 minutes? Godamn, dude. It's going to be the [ __ ] new year by then. I got
157:48 be the [ __ ] new year by then. I got one for you.
157:49 one for you. Go for it. I bet you got all the
157:51 Go for it. I bet you got all the What you call cow with no legs?
157:53 What you call cow with no legs? Cow with no legs.
157:56 Cow with no legs. I say
157:58 I say ground beard.
157:59 ground beard. [laughter]
158:01 [laughter] [screaming]
158:02 [screaming] What do you call cow with legs?
158:05 What do you call cow with legs? With legs.
158:06 With legs. Yep.
158:07 Yep. COW. STEAK [ __ ] [screaming]
158:10 COW. STEAK [ __ ] [screaming] DINNER.
158:12 DINNER. [laughter]
158:12 [laughter] What about a cow with three legs?
158:14 What about a cow with three legs? What is it?
158:15 What is it? Lean beef.
158:17 Lean beef. [laughter]
158:19 [laughter] We call cow with seven legs. [ __ ]
158:22 We call cow with seven legs. [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter]
158:24 [ __ ] [laughter] You're You're a grown man crying on GTA,
158:26 You're You're a grown man crying on GTA, [ __ ]
158:27 [ __ ] Get your white. Crunch your ass up
158:29 Get your white. Crunch your ass up talking to me. Dude,
158:30 talking to me. Dude, I'm going to kiss you.
158:31 I'm going to kiss you. Yeah, go kiss your mama. YOU PROBABLY
158:32 Yeah, go kiss your mama. YOU PROBABLY [ __ ] TOO.
158:33 [ __ ] TOO. I GOT TWO DADDIES. I GOT two daddies. I
158:35 I GOT TWO DADDIES. I GOT two daddies. I ain't got a mama.
158:37 ain't got a mama. Good then. Good [ __ ] Look at
158:39 Good then. Good [ __ ] Look at [laughter] him. Still call yourself
158:40 [laughter] him. Still call yourself trying to trying to trying to piss on
158:41 trying to trying to trying to piss on somebody.
158:42 somebody. Take you know if you want to be white or
158:44 Take you know if you want to be white or black. Take your [ __ ] ass on 137.
158:46 black. Take your [ __ ] ass on 137. I'll piss on your
158:48 I'll piss on your You over here on Gro Street with some
158:49 You over here on Gro Street with some dirty ass pissy ass shoes on with a
158:52 dirty ass pissy ass shoes on with a dirty ass [ __ ] flavor. Getting pissed
158:53 dirty ass [ __ ] flavor. Getting pissed on your piss [laughter] you off.
158:55 on your piss [laughter] you off. I'm getting pissed.
158:56 I'm getting pissed. Yeah. Hey, let's take this man for a
158:57 Yeah. Hey, let's take this man for a let's take him for a ride. Let's take
158:58 let's take him for a ride. Let's take him for a ride, man. Why you so mad,
159:01 him for a ride, man. Why you so mad, dude? Why you so
159:02 dude? Why you so talking all that [ __ ] earlier? You was
159:03 talking all that [ __ ] earlier? You was talking dummy [ __ ] and I popped his ass.
159:04 talking dummy [ __ ] and I popped his ass. Now he mad. That's crazy.
159:06 Now he mad. That's crazy. Did he leave? I think he left. Damn,
159:08 Did he leave? I think he left. Damn, what a [ __ ] [laughter]
159:09 what a [ __ ] [laughter] I'm going to pop his ass again. I got
159:10 I'm going to pop his ass again. I got cameras.
159:10 cameras. Hilarious.
159:11 Hilarious. What is happening?
159:13 What is happening? I'm going to shoot his ass again. Y'all
159:14 I'm going to shoot his ass again. Y'all new here.
159:15 new here. Yeah, I feel that.
159:16 Yeah, I feel that. I grew up here. [laughter]
159:19 I grew up here. [laughter] Damn, this [ __ ] lit. This [ __ ] about to
159:20 Damn, this [ __ ] lit. This [ __ ] about to be full with players.
159:21 be full with players. I think he's right there in the orange,
159:23 I think he's right there in the orange, right? He's right there.
159:24 right? He's right there. Oh, that is
159:25 Oh, that is He's still piggy banking his [laughter]
159:26 He's still piggy banking his [laughter] [ __ ] ass, little [ __ ]
159:28 [ __ ] ass, little [ __ ] You still piggybacking your [ __ ] ass
159:31 You still piggybacking your [ __ ] ass weird ass song. [laughter] Don't do it.
159:33 weird ass song. [laughter] Don't do it. What you going to do, [ __ ]
159:35 What you going to do, [ __ ] Where you going, bro? Got to have his
159:37 Where you going, bro? Got to have his boyfriend give him a little piggy back.
159:39 boyfriend give him a little piggy back. Drop that dude.
159:41 Drop that dude. The [ __ ] shot at me, THOUGH.
159:42 The [ __ ] shot at me, THOUGH. DAMN, YOU SUCK.
159:44 DAMN, YOU SUCK. THE [ __ ] SHOT,
159:54 this [ __ ] go viral. Y talking to me. I'm really trying to do
159:56 Y talking to me. I'm really trying to do [ __ ] in here and y'all running around
159:57 [ __ ] in here and y'all running around the mouth doing this.
159:58 the mouth doing this. Hey, listen, man. I love you. I love you
160:02 Hey, listen, man. I love you. I love you and nobody loves you.
160:03 and nobody loves you. I love you so much. I love riding around
160:05 I love you so much. I love riding around town with you. I love being seen with
160:07 town with you. I love being seen with you. I want to marry you.
160:08 you. I want to marry you. And this lame.
160:09 And this lame. Is he lame? He's done dropped your ass
160:11 Is he lame? He's done dropped your ass like what? Three times.
160:12 like what? Three times. I dropped his ass three times. I dropped
160:13 I dropped his ass three times. I dropped his ass three times. I dropped his ass
160:15 his ass three times. I dropped his ass three times. Now he mad.
160:16 three times. Now he mad. I dropped his ass three times. Now he
160:18 I dropped his ass three times. Now he mad.
160:18 mad. Your mama's a [ __ ] You're [ __ ]
160:20 Your mama's a [ __ ] You're [ __ ] [laughter] dead grand ass [ __ ] [ __ ]
160:23 [laughter] dead grand ass [ __ ] [ __ ] I hope [ __ ] spiderw webs CRAWL OUT
160:25 I hope [ __ ] spiderw webs CRAWL OUT THAT [ __ ] [laughter]
160:26 THAT [ __ ] [laughter] I hope in the [ __ ] grave. I hope this
160:30 I hope in the [ __ ] grave. I hope this old sibling that's dying on the bed died
160:33 old sibling that's dying on the bed died to [ __ ] night. Kill your [ __ ]
160:35 to [ __ ] night. Kill your [ __ ] grandad.
160:36 grandad. Kill your [ __ ]
160:37 Kill your [ __ ] kill your [ __ ] me. I'mma put a curse
160:41 kill your [ __ ] me. I'mma put a curse on you, [ __ ]
160:42 on you, [ __ ] You going to put a curse on me?
160:44 You going to put a curse on me? Put [laughter] a curse on a curse on me.
160:46 Put [laughter] a curse on a curse on me. Put your y [ __ ] will die tonight,
160:48 Put your y [ __ ] will die tonight, [ __ ]
160:50 [ __ ] You going Yeah. Say the curse out loud.
160:52 You going Yeah. Say the curse out loud. What is it?
160:52 What is it? You going to see it? I bet you
160:55 You going to see it? I bet you hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper
160:58 hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper [ __ ] What's your curse? Do it. Give me
161:00 [ __ ] What's your curse? Do it. Give me your best. Give me your best curse.
161:02 your best. Give me your best curse. You hang around me. Going to end up in
161:03 You hang around me. Going to end up in my bed. We going to be kissing. Beat
161:05 my bed. We going to be kissing. Beat y'all [ __ ]
161:10 Shut the [ __ ] up. Exactly. Shut the [ __ ] up, dog. Hey,
161:13 Exactly. Shut the [ __ ] up, dog. Hey, man. Y'all some lame ass [ __ ]
161:15 man. Y'all some lame ass [ __ ] LIKE FOR REAL. IN REAL LIFE. I AIN'T GOT
161:17 LIKE FOR REAL. IN REAL LIFE. I AIN'T GOT NO LIFE, BRO.
161:17 NO LIFE, BRO. OH, KEEP TALKING TO ME.
161:20 OH, KEEP TALKING TO ME. KEEP DIRTY TALKING ME, LIBERAL. OH, KEEP
161:22 KEEP DIRTY TALKING ME, LIBERAL. OH, KEEP DIRTY TALKING ME.
161:24 DIRTY TALKING ME. OH, you going to make me nut. You going
161:26 OH, you going to make me nut. You going to make me nut all over that orange
161:27 to make me nut all over that orange jacket, liberal. Oh,
161:29 jacket, liberal. Oh, any anytime you talk like that to a
161:31 any anytime you talk like that to a dude, you really are gay. I'm out,
161:32 dude, you really are gay. I'm out, [ __ ] [laughter]
161:33 [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] This dude is
161:37 Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] This dude is having a meltdown. [laughter]
161:39 having a meltdown. [laughter] He said, "I am going to put a curse on
161:42 He said, "I am going to put a curse on all of you. You will die tonight."
161:49 Bro, that was amazing. That is the best [ __ ] ever. Ethan said, "Back in my day,
161:52 [ __ ] ever. Ethan said, "Back in my day, dude, that [ __ ] killed me." Oh [ __ ]
161:54 dude, that [ __ ] killed me." Oh [ __ ] there's a lot OF COPS COMING.
161:56 there's a lot OF COPS COMING. [ __ ] PIGS.
161:57 [ __ ] PIGS. ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY?
161:59 ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU READY? I was BORN READY.
162:00 I was BORN READY. [ __ ] YOU PIGS. [laughter]
162:03 [ __ ] YOU PIGS. [laughter] YEAH, [ __ ] the pigs.
162:04 YEAH, [ __ ] the pigs. I'm going to turn y'all into [ __ ]
162:06 I'm going to turn y'all into [ __ ] bacon, [ __ ] Suck my cocking balls.
162:09 bacon, [ __ ] Suck my cocking balls. We have uh hostages.
162:11 We have uh hostages. Yeah, we got a hostage and you're going
162:12 Yeah, we got a hostage and you're going to GIVE US A MILLION DOLLARS.
162:14 to GIVE US A MILLION DOLLARS. [screaming]
162:15 [screaming] YEAH,
162:15 YEAH, GIVING YOU A MILLION DOLLARS, [laughter]
162:16 GIVING YOU A MILLION DOLLARS, [laughter] BUDDY.
162:17 BUDDY. A million dollars right now.
162:19 A million dollars right now. 1 million.
162:20 1 million. Show me the hostage. one in $2 bills.
162:24 Show me the hostage. one in $2 bills. How about I show you my [ __ ] Give me
162:25 How about I show you my [ __ ] Give me a million dollars right now. Don't you
162:27 a million dollars right now. Don't you make any funny moves, [ __ ]
162:29 make any funny moves, [ __ ] What are you going to do with that SMG,
162:31 What are you going to do with that SMG, pal? You're not going to do
162:32 pal? You're not going to do I'm going to peg you with it. I'm going
162:33 I'm going to peg you with it. I'm going to peg you with it. I'm going to peg
162:35 to peg you with it. I'm going to peg you. Look, a lot better. I'm going to
162:38 you. Look, a lot better. I'm going to peg you with it. Now that you're fake
162:39 peg you with it. Now that you're fake demand out of the way, what's your real
162:41 demand out of the way, what's your real demand?
162:41 demand? Uh, a small loan of a million dollars.
162:43 Uh, a small loan of a million dollars. Listen, for sure. They're torturing me
162:45 Listen, for sure. They're torturing me inside.
162:46 inside. How about this? Rob, here's what I'll do
162:47 How about this? Rob, here's what I'll do for you. I'll put you in my cop car,
162:50 for you. I'll put you in my cop car, take you to DLC, and I'll let you meet
162:51 take you to DLC, and I'll let you meet all the big the big wet willy boys.
162:53 all the big the big wet willy boys. Or you drop $1 million for my friends
162:56 Or you drop $1 million for my friends here.
162:57 here. I'm not giving you a million dollars.
162:58 I'm not giving you a million dollars. Well, that's just unfortunate, isn't it?
163:00 Well, that's just unfortunate, isn't it? Trippy three.
163:02 Trippy three. Keep your [ __ ] see what happens, bro.
163:05 Keep your [ __ ] see what happens, bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
163:08 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the [ __ ]
163:10 What the [ __ ] I KILLED HIM.
163:11 I KILLED HIM. I KILLED WE KILLED HIM. WE KILLED HIM.
163:14 I KILLED WE KILLED HIM. WE KILLED HIM. [laughter]
163:21 HOLY [ __ ] [laughter] I'm dead as hell,
163:22 I'm dead as hell, DUDE. I'M KILLING NO, MY GAME CRASHED,
163:24 DUDE. I'M KILLING NO, MY GAME CRASHED, DUDE. I WAS KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN
163:25 DUDE. I WAS KILLING EVERYONE AND THEN THEY [ __ ] kicked me.
163:26 THEY [ __ ] kicked me. Oh my god.
163:27 Oh my god. Yeah, I just killed so many people,
163:29 Yeah, I just killed so many people, [laughter] dude.
163:30 [laughter] dude. Dude, the the shooting is still
163:32 Dude, the the shooting is still happening. Oh my god. I'm in the
163:34 happening. Oh my god. I'm in the hospital. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [snorts] That
163:36 hospital. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] [snorts] That was [ __ ] crazy. I'm going to jail.
163:39 was [ __ ] crazy. I'm going to jail. [screaming]
163:40 [screaming] We all know Sue, you should already be
163:42 We all know Sue, you should already be in there. He got you with that one.
163:43 in there. He got you with that one. Hey, unique killer. Prank call your
163:45 Hey, unique killer. Prank call your local Olive Garden.
163:47 local Olive Garden. All right.
163:48 All right. Tell them you want an extremely small
163:51 Tell them you want an extremely small bread stick. Microscopic. Tell them you
163:54 bread stick. Microscopic. Tell them you want a year supply of Kool-Aid or you're
163:56 want a year supply of Kool-Aid or you're going to hold everyone hostage in their
163:58 going to hold everyone hostage in their restaurant. [laughter]
164:00 restaurant. [laughter] Don't tell them.
164:00 Don't tell them. Make sure to leave your name and number,
164:02 Make sure to leave your name and number, too.
164:03 too. Don't actually do that.
164:05 Don't actually do that. Catering orders. Press one.
164:07 Catering orders. Press one. Hey, can I order uh a very small bread
164:10 Hey, can I order uh a very small bread stick? Yes, but I can't ring it up right
164:12 stick? Yes, but I can't ring it up right now. There's a person ahead of you.
164:14 now. There's a person ahead of you. Okay.
164:21 All right. You're a dick. Wow, that was that was
164:24 Wow, that was that was Holy [ __ ] That was good. Amazing. Thank
164:26 Holy [ __ ] That was good. Amazing. Thank you so much for doing that for me. If
164:29 you so much for doing that for me. If you want things done right, you got to
164:30 you want things done right, you got to do them your goddamn self.
164:32 do them your goddamn self. Thank you for calling Olive Garden. And
164:35 Thank you for calling Olive Garden. And hey there. Can I place a to- go order?
164:37 hey there. Can I place a to- go order? Yes, you can. What's the first name?
164:39 Yes, you can. What's the first name? Dave,
164:41 Dave, the phone number.
164:42 the phone number. Uh, the phone number is 405
164:47 Uh, the phone number is 405 9325.
164:49 9325. All righty. And what color and type of
164:51 All righty. And what color and type of vehicle are you picking up in?
164:53 vehicle are you picking up in? I'm going to be picking it up in an
164:54 I'm going to be picking it up in an 18-wheeler.
164:55 18-wheeler. It's a white truck. Is that what you
164:57 It's a white truck. Is that what you said?
164:57 said? That's right.
164:58 That's right. All righty. What can I get for you?
165:00 All righty. What can I get for you? Can I get a really small bread stick?
165:05 Can I get a really small bread stick? A really small bread stick? Yeah, like
165:07 A really small bread stick? Yeah, like microscopic bread stick. I want a bread
165:11 microscopic bread stick. I want a bread stick molecule. [laughter]
165:14 stick molecule. [laughter] If that was possible, I could give it to
165:16 If that was possible, I could give it to you. But we only have one regular size
165:18 you. But we only have one regular size bread stick.
165:18 bread stick. You can't just pick off a few crumbs and
165:21 You can't just pick off a few crumbs and break them down.
165:22 break them down. Oh, we can actually if that's what you
165:24 Oh, we can actually if that's what you want.
165:24 want. I just want a few little crumbs and just
165:28 I just want a few little crumbs and just atomize a bread stick.
165:30 atomize a bread stick. Anything else for you? Just one bread
165:32 Anything else for you? Just one bread stick.
165:32 stick. Do you guys have an atomizer in the
165:34 Do you guys have an atomizer in the back? [laughter]
165:36 back? [laughter] No, we don't. [sighs]
165:43 Hecking darn it. Do you guys have any extra large mommy milk or milkshakes in
165:45 extra large mommy milk or milkshakes in [laughter] there?
165:47 [laughter] there? Nope.
165:48 Nope. Anything else or anything?
165:49 Anything else or anything? Do you guys have any battle passes in
165:52 Do you guys have any battle passes in there?
165:53 there? No.
165:54 No. You don't have any Olive Garden battle
165:56 You don't have any Olive Garden battle passes? [laughter]
165:57 passes? [laughter] No.
165:59 No. What if I bring in all my V-Bucks?
166:02 What if I bring in all my V-Bucks? [laughter]
166:03 [laughter] Sir, would you like to place a pickle
166:05 Sir, would you like to place a pickle order?
166:06 order? I'm telling you my order, sweetie.
166:07 I'm telling you my order, sweetie. Would you like any pasta? Possibly.
166:10 Would you like any pasta? Possibly. Pasta. Can I get a microscopic noodle?
166:13 Pasta. Can I get a microscopic noodle? [laughter]
166:19 No. Why did she talk to you for that
166:21 Why did she talk to you for that [laughter] long?
166:21 [laughter] long? Sounded like she liked it a lot at the
166:23 Sounded like she liked it a lot at the beginning.
166:23 beginning. Yeah, she's like,
166:25 Yeah, she's like, "Okay, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob,
166:27 "Okay, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. Don't put him in
166:29 Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. Don't put him in isolation. Put him in the cell over
166:31 isolation. Put him in the cell over here. I want to have a child. Put me in
166:32 here. I want to have a child. Put me in the cell, brother.
166:34 the cell, brother. [laughter]
166:35 [laughter] I want A GODDAMN [screaming]
166:37 I want A GODDAMN [screaming] LAWYER. RIGHT, JACOB? Leave me.
166:40 LAWYER. RIGHT, JACOB? Leave me. What is going on?
166:40 What is going on? Let me have a chat with you.
166:43 Let me have a chat with you. Don't unlock the bloody fail. Oh god.
166:46 Don't unlock the bloody fail. Oh god. Why did you do that? [laughter]
166:49 Why did you do that? [laughter] I got out again. I RAN OUT. [screaming]
166:51 I got out again. I RAN OUT. [screaming] I'M OUT. I'M [laughter] [ __ ] OUT.
166:54 I'M OUT. I'M [laughter] [ __ ] OUT. Where can I go? I'm running out of this
166:55 Where can I go? I'm running out of this [ __ ]
166:56 [ __ ] A sponge.
166:57 A sponge. Oh no. [laughter]
166:58 Oh no. [laughter] Right. Okay. I've got him. I've got him.
167:00 Right. Okay. I've got him. I've got him. God damn it. Oh, I almost escaped.
167:03 God damn it. Oh, I almost escaped. Ah, Jimmy, why can't JET FUEL MELT STEEL
167:06 Ah, Jimmy, why can't JET FUEL MELT STEEL BEAMS? Jimmy [laughter]
167:13 show about my Well, Billy, I'll tell you all about the
167:15 Well, Billy, I'll tell you all about the conspiracy theories now.
167:17 conspiracy theories now. Why did they take the tweet trillion
167:19 Why did they take the tweet trillion dollars from the Pentagon the day
167:20 dollars from the Pentagon the day before? [laughter]
167:27 That's a great question, BLUE. [laughter]
167:32 WOW. We found a conspiracy clue. Blue. Well, according to Hillary's leaked
167:34 Well, according to Hillary's leaked emails, [laughter]
167:42 imagine that Blue leaves the house, comes back with her emails. [laughter]
167:46 comes back with her emails. [laughter] We deleted a letter. We deleted a
167:48 We deleted a letter. We deleted a letter.
167:51 letter. Hillary deleted a [laughter] letter.
167:54 Hillary deleted a [laughter] letter. I wonder who it's from.
167:58 I wonder who it's from. VLADIMIR.
168:02 [laughter] DEAREST HILLARY, I loved it when you and
168:04 DEAREST HILLARY, I loved it when you and Bill chopped that pine cone up my
168:06 Bill chopped that pine cone up my [ __ ]
168:06 [ __ ] Dear Clinton Foundation, I love what you
168:09 Dear Clinton Foundation, I love what you are doing with human trafficking. You
168:11 are doing with human trafficking. You are changing the industry from the
168:13 are changing the industry from the ground up. Much love.
168:14 ground up. Much love. Keep it up. [laughter]
168:16 Keep it up. [laughter] The fact that you managed to bury Pizza
168:18 The fact that you managed to bury Pizza Gate is so incredible.
168:20 Gate is so incredible. Pizza.
168:21 Pizza. Me and my friend Osama love your work.
168:24 Me and my friend Osama love your work. Please keep it up. Dear Trump, we found
168:26 Please keep it up. Dear Trump, we found the V-Bucks in the Mara Lago. Thank you
168:28 the V-Bucks in the Mara Lago. Thank you so much. [laughter]
168:30 so much. [laughter] It was a pleasure doing business with
168:32 It was a pleasure doing business with you.
168:37 [laughter] That's amazing.
168:40 That's amazing. Oh my god. Thank you for the Airbnb
168:43 Oh my god. Thank you for the Airbnb experience in Florida. It was fantastic.
168:45 experience in Florida. It was fantastic. [laughter]
168:53 Donald was a fantastic host. Five stars. would [ __ ] his wife again. Very good. He
168:55 would [ __ ] his wife again. Very good. He gave us so many filing cabinets full of
168:58 gave us so many filing cabinets full of V-Bucks for the trip home.
168:59 V-Bucks for the trip home. It was a pleasure staying. [laughter]
169:02 It was a pleasure staying. [laughter] Dude, that's so funny.
169:05 Dude, that's so funny. It was an Airbnb. [laughter]
169:08 It was an Airbnb. [laughter] That's amazing.
169:11 That's amazing. Disclosed in the brown envelope located
169:14 Disclosed in the brown envelope located under the couch. We
169:16 under the couch. We No, you just stay there. YOU'LL BE FINE.
169:19 No, you just stay there. YOU'LL BE FINE. NO, NO, NO, NO. LET ME GET MY CAR.
169:25 [laughter] BOY, MY [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] up.
169:28 BOY, MY [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] up. Watch this. Look at all these people.
169:34 Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Oh my god. I flashed myself again. I
169:37 Oh my god. I flashed myself again. I can't see [ __ ] This is [ __ ]
169:39 can't see [ __ ] This is [ __ ] dude. Why is there so many people?
169:41 dude. Why is there so many people? I don't know, but stay light right here.
169:42 I don't know, but stay light right here. Watch this. [laughter]
169:44 Watch this. [laughter] Yo, he has to flash me. I see it. I see
169:46 Yo, he has to flash me. I see it. I see it. I see it.
169:51 [laughter] [ __ ] you guys, bro.
169:52 [ __ ] you guys, bro. Look at all these people.
169:54 Look at all these people. Oh my god.
169:56 Oh my god. Look, they're all on the ground.
169:58 Look, they're all on the ground. These guys are calling staff. We're
169:59 These guys are calling staff. We're [ __ ]
170:00 [ __ ] It's the guy. It's this guy. It's this
170:01 It's the guy. It's this guy. It's this guy. It's this guy. It's this guy. Bro,
170:02 guy. It's this guy. It's this guy. Bro, I ain't even got him. Little [ __ ]
170:04 I ain't even got him. Little [ __ ] It's this guy, bro. It's this guy. It's
170:06 It's this guy, bro. It's this guy. It's this guy.
170:06 this guy. It's the [ __ ] squeaker throwing them.
170:08 It's the [ __ ] squeaker throwing them. He's shooting people and throwing
170:08 He's shooting people and throwing [laughter] them.
170:09 [laughter] them. Yo. Yo, bro.
170:10 Yo. Yo, bro. Bro, why you using flashbangs, bro?
170:13 Bro, why you using flashbangs, bro? It's the squeaker. It's a little
170:14 It's the squeaker. It's a little squeaker throwing them. He's probably
170:16 squeaker throwing them. He's probably got
170:16 got a [ __ ] flash.
170:17 a [ __ ] flash. He's probably got a J tag, too. Is this
170:19 He's probably got a J tag, too. Is this guy in the
170:19 guy in the No. Oh, now I'm pulled. What the [ __ ] is
170:22 No. Oh, now I'm pulled. What the [ __ ] is going on here?
170:23 going on here? Hey, what the [ __ ] is Hey, who the [ __ ]
170:25 Hey, what the [ __ ] is Hey, who the [ __ ] are you? Get the [ __ ] away from me.
170:26 are you? Get the [ __ ] away from me. Yummy. Look. [laughter]
170:30 Yummy. Look. [laughter] Start throwing flashbangs from up here.
170:33 Start throwing flashbangs from up here. All right, but why were you Why did you
170:34 All right, but why were you Why did you keep throwing flashbangs?
170:35 keep throwing flashbangs? It wasn't me. I didn't mean to.
170:37 It wasn't me. I didn't mean to. [laughter]
170:38 [laughter] It wasn't me. I did it.
170:40 It wasn't me. I did it. I didn't know I got pulled. I'm sorry
170:41 I didn't know I got pulled. I'm sorry about that.
170:42 about that. Piss your [ __ ]
170:43 Piss your [ __ ] I didn't know I got pulled.
170:45 I didn't know I got pulled. [ __ ] [laughter] MY [ __ ] IS
170:54 HOW DID THEY GET ME FROM UP HERE? I [ __ ]
170:56 [ __ ] I can't see anything, man. Stop throwing
170:58 I can't see anything, man. Stop throwing them [ __ ]
171:01 them [ __ ] Great. [laughter]
171:03 Great. [laughter] Stop throwing them, man. What the [ __ ]
171:05 Stop throwing them, man. What the [ __ ] That's you, [ __ ]
171:06 That's you, [ __ ] That's you throwing them. What? Why am I
171:08 That's you throwing them. What? Why am I floating here, man? This is stupid [ __ ]
171:10 floating here, man? This is stupid [ __ ] What?
171:11 What? See, look at that. I'm getting getting
171:12 See, look at that. I'm getting getting [ __ ] RDM in the air.
171:16 [ __ ] RDM in the air. It's actually Shoot. Yeah, it's actually
171:17 It's actually Shoot. Yeah, it's actually sub. Just check conditions. All right.
171:19 sub. Just check conditions. All right. All right, Mr.
171:20 All right, Mr. What the [ __ ] are you guys talking
171:21 What the [ __ ] are you guys talking about? Revive me. Let me go. This is
171:23 about? Revive me. Let me go. This is dumb.
171:23 dumb. Listen, listen. I know. I know that you
171:25 Listen, listen. I know. I know that you have staff farms on here, so I'll just,
171:26 have staff farms on here, so I'll just, you know, quickly unfreeze you.
171:28 you know, quickly unfreeze you. All right. I just grenade though.
171:30 All right. I just grenade though. Please.
171:31 Please. You're throwing flashbangs. You keep
171:32 You're throwing flashbangs. You keep wait.
171:34 wait. [laughter]
171:39 I saw it at the top of my screen. YOU [ __ ]
171:40 [ __ ] OH MY GOD. Threw your [ __ ] monkey arm
171:42 OH MY GOD. Threw your [ __ ] monkey arm out and threw a flash [laughter]
171:43 out and threw a flash [laughter] [ __ ] I'm getting pulled by like
171:45 [ __ ] I'm getting pulled by like three staff members. What What is going
171:48 three staff members. What What is going on [laughter] on this server?
171:51 on [laughter] on this server? I'm I'm under the map. Help me. I'm
171:53 I'm I'm under the map. Help me. I'm swimming. Hello. Can I go for a ride on
171:55 swimming. Hello. Can I go for a ride on your go-kart, Mr. Level 10,000? Five
171:57 your go-kart, Mr. Level 10,000? Five Nights at Freddy's role player.
171:59 Nights at Freddy's role player. Jesus [ __ ] Christ. You look like
172:01 Jesus [ __ ] Christ. You look like you're banned at every public park in
172:03 you're banned at every public park in America. And
172:04 America. And you're [ __ ] mentally [ __ ] man.
172:06 you're [ __ ] mentally [ __ ] man. You're You're mentally [ __ ] Simple
172:08 You're You're mentally [ __ ] Simple as that. [laughter]
172:11 as that. [laughter] Sweet.
172:12 Sweet. So [ __ ] cool, man. Please let me go
172:15 So [ __ ] cool, man. Please let me go for a RIDE IN YOUR GO-KART.
172:16 for a RIDE IN YOUR GO-KART. OH, I GOT IT.
172:19 OH, I GOT IT. [laughter]
172:19 [laughter] What the [ __ ] You stole his go-kart.
172:23 What the [ __ ] You stole his go-kart. Oh my god,
172:24 Oh my god, bro. I'm in the go-kart.
172:25 bro. I'm in the go-kart. I see that,
172:27 I see that, dude. You're just tweaking it out.
172:29 dude. You're just tweaking it out. Yeah, apparently he Oh my god.
172:31 Yeah, apparently he Oh my god. What is this death screen?
172:33 What is this death screen? I'll put you back together.
172:36 I'll put you back together. Beautiful.
172:37 Beautiful. Try not to child. Yes.
172:41 Try not to child. Yes. I bet you love that.
172:43 I bet you love that. You connect them.
172:44 You connect them. What is the [ __ ] death screen?
172:48 What is the [ __ ] death screen? [laughter]
172:49 [laughter] What is the [ __ ] death screen, bro?
172:51 What is the [ __ ] death screen, bro? It is so cursed.
172:53 It is so cursed. This server [ __ ] sucks, [ __ ]
172:56 This server [ __ ] sucks, [ __ ] That level a thousand is definitely the
172:57 That level a thousand is definitely the owner.
172:58 owner. Yeah, no [ __ ] He's the [ __ ] owner.
173:00 Yeah, no [ __ ] He's the [ __ ] owner. Who the Who the hell else would be level
173:02 Who the Who the hell else would be level 1,000 on this dog [ __ ]
173:03 1,000 on this dog [ __ ] You think that's how many children he's
173:05 You think that's how many children he's touched? I'm sorry. [laughter]
173:07 touched? I'm sorry. [laughter] Big fan of you guys. I'm gonna buy you a
173:09 Big fan of you guys. I'm gonna buy you a pack of hot dogs.
173:12 pack of hot dogs. [laughter]
173:13 [laughter] Every shirt that gets shipped out gets a
173:14 Every shirt that gets shipped out gets a bag of hot dogs.
173:17 bag of hot dogs. Every merch drop I have, I just fill the
173:19 Every merch drop I have, I just fill the bags with [ __ ] chili. [laughter]
173:26 [ __ ] chili. [laughter] I'm about to hit this weed
173:27 [laughter] I'm about to hit this weed pin.
173:30 pin. [screaming]
173:32 [screaming] [laughter]
173:32 [laughter] Just hits you instantly.
173:35 Just hits you instantly. You start blasting off. What if you had
173:36 You start blasting off. What if you had a weed pin and this dude was like, "Hey,
173:38 a weed pin and this dude was like, "Hey, let me hit that." And you handed it to
173:39 let me hit that." And you handed it to him. He was just like, "Motherfucker,
173:41 him. He was just like, "Motherfucker, [laughter] beating the [ __ ] up.
173:49 Defend the targets against doing your mom." What does that mean? You see
173:51 mom." What does that mean? You see [laughter] that?
173:57 Wait, wait, wait. [laughter] Is this an Xbox COD lobby or something?
173:59 Is this an Xbox COD lobby or something? We lost all of our stars, too. We
174:01 We lost all of our stars, too. We Yeah, we unlocked the secret mission,
174:03 Yeah, we unlocked the secret mission, bro. [laughter]
174:08 I would have glossed over that if you hadn't said that. [laughter]
174:13 I didn't even We lost all of our wanted stars. Enough to protect our mom from
174:15 stars. Enough to protect our mom from getting [ __ ] [laughter]
174:17 getting [ __ ] [laughter] Where's our mom at? We need to go.
174:20 Where's our mom at? We need to go. I have two dads. I'm not even worried.
174:22 I have two dads. I'm not even worried. Friendly. Oh, there's people there. I
174:24 Friendly. Oh, there's people there. I bet they're nice.
174:24 bet they're nice. Definitely not the bloods or anything.
174:26 Definitely not the bloods or anything. Damn, Shy. How much you cost, sweetie?
174:29 Damn, Shy. How much you cost, sweetie? Hey, what's up, Spider-Man?
174:30 Hey, what's up, Spider-Man? What you here for, bro? I'm here to meet
174:32 What you here for, bro? I'm here to meet Spider-Man or uh Deadpool. My bad.
174:34 Spider-Man or uh Deadpool. My bad. Deadpool. That's the one.
174:35 Deadpool. That's the one. He was not funny, bro.
174:37 He was not funny, bro. Thanks. Appreciate it.
174:39 Thanks. Appreciate it. I mean, if you ain't here to get
174:41 I mean, if you ain't here to get recruited or none of that, then go.
174:43 recruited or none of that, then go. I'm here to see Deadpool.
174:44 I'm here to see Deadpool. That [ __ ] hilarious. [laughter]
174:47 That [ __ ] hilarious. [laughter] What the hell you doing in here, you
174:49 What the hell you doing in here, you cracker ass [ __ ]
174:56 Oh, I'm here to I'm here to join the Bloods and get some chicken. I literally
174:58 Bloods and get some chicken. I literally joined. They invited me instantly. John
175:00 joined. They invited me instantly. John Obama.
175:02 Obama. Come here, John Obama. Oh [ __ ]
175:04 Come here, John Obama. Oh [ __ ] [laughter]
175:06 [laughter] Hold me close and tight, big mama.
175:08 Hold me close and tight, big mama. Let's go to the bedroom.
175:09 Let's go to the bedroom. Oh my god, you're turning me on.
175:12 Oh my god, you're turning me on. [laughter] What the [ __ ] is happening?
175:14 [laughter] What the [ __ ] is happening? Is this how you get jumped into the
175:16 Is this how you get jumped into the bloods nowadays?
175:17 bloods nowadays? It's a different kind of jumping, but
175:19 It's a different kind of jumping, but yeah,
175:19 yeah, it's not jumping anymore. It's just It's
175:21 it's not jumping anymore. It's just It's humping.
175:22 humping. It's only It's ONLY [laughter]
175:30 OH, YEAH. He's doing it. God damn. 2022 is the year to join the
175:33 God damn. 2022 is the year to join the blood.
175:34 blood. We call it the blood bump.
175:36 We call it the blood bump. The blood.
175:38 The blood. Hell yeah. We're taking this, [laughter]
175:40 Hell yeah. We're taking this, [laughter] bro. This is so scuffed,
175:42 bro. This is so scuffed, dude. This is like Brokeback Mountain.
175:45 dude. This is like Brokeback Mountain. [laughter]
175:46 [laughter] What the [ __ ]
175:49 What the [ __ ] We do a little humping and a little
175:51 We do a little humping and a little jumping. [laughter]
175:53 jumping. [laughter] God damn.
175:56 God damn. Yeah, bro. You're in bloods now. I'm
175:58 Yeah, bro. You're in bloods now. I'm officially in the game.
176:00 officially in the game. Oh, we could do a bit of a a gun store
176:02 Oh, we could do a bit of a a gun store robbery and let you guys uh a little bit
176:04 robbery and let you guys uh a little bit of negotiating or something.
176:05 of negotiating or something. [ __ ] yeah. Let's do it, man. What's up?
176:07 [ __ ] yeah. Let's do it, man. What's up? What do you mean what's up, bro?
176:08 What do you mean what's up, bro? You fellas looking for a good time?
176:10 You fellas looking for a good time? No. You get out of my face.
176:11 No. You get out of my face. Let me show you some of my moves, baby
176:13 Let me show you some of my moves, baby girl.
176:13 girl. Uh, let's not, bro. I'm not a girl. Get
176:15 Uh, let's not, bro. I'm not a girl. Get the [ __ ] out my face, Nick.
176:16 the [ __ ] out my face, Nick. Yeah, look at this, baby.
176:18 Yeah, look at this, baby. Bro, I tell you what.
176:19 Bro, I tell you what. Well, you don't like these moves, baby
176:20 Well, you don't like these moves, baby girl.
176:21 girl. Neique, bro. Like, what the are you
176:22 Neique, bro. Like, what the are you doing? You look Meek, right?
176:25 doing? You look Meek, right? I think this guy has a crush on. All
176:26 I think this guy has a crush on. All right. As long as he's not on your car,
176:28 right. As long as he's not on your car, there's no issue,
176:29 there's no issue, bro. He's literally dancing in front of
176:30 bro. He's literally dancing in front of me, calling me baby girl. I've asked him
176:32 me, calling me baby girl. I've asked him three times not to call me baby girl.
176:34 three times not to call me baby girl. Stop. [laughter]
176:35 Stop. [laughter] I think she has a crush on me.
176:38 I think she has a crush on me. She Bro, I'm going to knock this [ __ ]
176:39 She Bro, I'm going to knock this [ __ ] out.
176:39 out. Don't try and fight your feelings for
176:41 Don't try and fight your feelings for me. Come on now.
176:44 me. Come on now. [laughter]
176:44 [laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ]
176:46 [ __ ] [ __ ] Hey, sexy. I'm back. Toss me a dollar,
176:49 Hey, sexy. I'm back. Toss me a dollar, big mama. Don't let this guy bother you.
176:52 big mama. Don't let this guy bother you. He just has a crush on me. He's all
176:53 He just has a crush on me. He's all worked up. He don't know how to contain
176:55 worked up. He don't know how to contain his feelings.
176:56 his feelings. All right. See you, bro. [laughter]
176:59 All right. See you, bro. [laughter] Hey, this guy's just upset cuz he has a
177:01 Hey, this guy's just upset cuz he has a crush on me. He's upset.
177:04 crush on me. He's upset. How about you take off them pants and
177:06 How about you take off them pants and let me suck that [ __ ] What you say,
177:08 let me suck that [ __ ] What you say, bro? You see why you see why I punched
177:10 bro? You see why you see why I punched him up, bro? I'm talking about sucking
177:11 him up, bro? I'm talking about sucking his dick and stuff, bro. What the [ __ ]
177:13 his dick and stuff, bro. What the [ __ ] Talking about sucking your dick, baby.
177:14 Talking about sucking your dick, baby. Nah, bro. Stay away, bro, before I punch
177:16 Nah, bro. Stay away, bro, before I punch you up again.
177:17 you up again. You think I'm scared of you? I like it
177:19 You think I'm scared of you? I like it when you hit me. Scared me, bro.
177:21 when you hit me. Scared me, bro. It feels good when you punch me. Stop
177:24 It feels good when you punch me. Stop talking to me, bro. That's
177:26 talking to me, bro. That's Be mean to me. Spank me, baby girl.
177:28 Be mean to me. Spank me, baby girl. Spank me,
177:29 Spank me, bro. You are some fruity don, bro.
177:32 bro. You are some fruity don, bro. [laughter]
177:33 [laughter] You got a problem with Fruity Donso.
177:35 You got a problem with Fruity Donso. This guy, he's just scared of his
177:36 This guy, he's just scared of his feelings, man. Hey, you there, Afro
177:39 feelings, man. Hey, you there, Afro [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] Do you hear me?
177:41 [ __ ] You're a [ __ ] Do you hear me? You are a [ __ ]
177:44 You are a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] alert. We got a [ __ ]
177:46 [ __ ] [ __ ] alert. We got a [ __ ] alert. He's [ __ ] and he won't let me
177:48 alert. He's [ __ ] and he won't let me suck his penis. He's [ __ ]
177:50 suck his penis. He's [ __ ] No, cuz you're punching. You're You're
177:52 No, cuz you're punching. You're You're killing people in a green zone. You're
177:53 killing people in a green zone. You're killing people in a green zone.
177:55 killing people in a green zone. I'm glad you got that clown makeup on
177:57 I'm glad you got that clown makeup on cuz you're a clown, [ __ ] [ __ ] You're
177:59 cuz you're a clown, [ __ ] [ __ ] You're a clown.
178:00 a clown. Just let me suck that [ __ ] and I'll be
178:02 Just let me suck that [ __ ] and I'll be on my way.
178:03 on my way. How about you let me clown makeup off of
178:05 How about you let me clown makeup off of you, baby. Come on.
178:06 you, baby. Come on. Wait. Get money, gang, bro. Get money,
178:07 Wait. Get money, gang, bro. Get money, gang. Get [laughter]
178:10 gang. Get [laughter] Oh. Oh, okay. So, [ __ ] the [ __ ] you
178:12 Oh. Oh, okay. So, [ __ ] the [ __ ] you doing, [ __ ]
178:14 doing, [ __ ] Let me suck that penis. He wants me to
178:16 Let me suck that penis. He wants me to suck it. Come here. Come here. He wants
178:18 suck it. Come here. Come here. He wants me to suck it so bad.
178:19 me to suck it so bad. Come here. Come here. Come here.
178:20 Come here. Come here. Come here. Hey, Craig. These guys want us to show
178:21 Hey, Craig. These guys want us to show them a good time. This guy with the
178:23 them a good time. This guy with the clown makeup wants to have a good time.
178:25 clown makeup wants to have a good time. Oh, I want to have a good time.
178:26 Oh, I want to have a good time. This guy right here, Craig. This guy
178:28 This guy right here, Craig. This guy right here wants it. Hey, I brought my
178:29 right here wants it. Hey, I brought my buddy for you, Mr. Clown Makeup. I know
178:32 buddy for you, Mr. Clown Makeup. I know you want to tag team us. So, here's my
178:34 you want to tag team us. So, here's my other gay boyfriend.
178:35 other gay boyfriend. Let me suck your dick.
178:36 Let me suck your dick. That thing.
178:42 Let me suck your dick, clown makeup, [ __ ]
178:43 [ __ ] That ass. [laughter]
178:48 You like my friend more than me or what? You can grab him by his hair. I ain't
178:50 You can grab him by his hair. I ain't got no hair on my head. Is no one
178:52 got no hair on my head. Is no one talking trippy?
178:53 talking trippy? Yeah, no one's talking. So [laughter]
178:54 Yeah, no one's talking. So [laughter] awkward.
178:55 awkward. What the hell? Hell yeah. Marcus, if you
178:58 What the hell? Hell yeah. Marcus, if you Bro, I tell you what, this Donna, bro,
179:00 Bro, I tell you what, this Donna, bro, if you're talking about if you're
179:01 if you're talking about if you're talking about green zone [ __ ] bro, why
179:02 talking about green zone [ __ ] bro, why you doing sex animations in a green
179:03 you doing sex animations in a green zone, bro?
179:03 zone, bro? Shut the hell up. God damn.
179:06 Shut the hell up. God damn. You want to speak to me about rules,
179:07 You want to speak to me about rules, bro? There's your
179:09 bro? There's your [laughter]
179:10 [laughter] I'm sorry your father never loved you,
179:12 I'm sorry your father never loved you, but god damn.
179:13 but god damn. Talking about my father, bro,
179:14 Talking about my father, bro, cuz it's very apparent that he never
179:16 cuz it's very apparent that he never showed you any attention. Your father
179:18 showed you any attention. Your father gave me all the attention and never
179:20 gave me all the attention and never showed you anything. I just explained it
179:22 showed you anything. I just explained it in the Queen's English.
179:24 in the Queen's English. Okay, so now you're being ra Okay, bro.
179:25 Okay, so now you're being ra Okay, bro. Okay,
179:26 Okay, I'm being racist. [laughter]
179:30 I'm being racist. [laughter] THIS GUY'S [ __ ] [ __ ]
179:31 THIS GUY'S [ __ ] [ __ ] WHY are you speak Why are you speaking
179:32 WHY are you speak Why are you speaking about my family though, bro? What the
179:33 about my family though, bro? What the [ __ ] What's [laughter] What's my
179:34 [ __ ] What's [laughter] What's my Explain the comment about my father,
179:36 Explain the comment about my father, bro? Explain it, please. Fast.
179:37 bro? Explain it, please. Fast. Your father [ __ ] me in my [ __ ] Do I
179:41 Your father [ __ ] me in my [ __ ] Do I need to say it any slower for you? Pa
179:43 need to say it any slower for you? Pa brain [ __ ]
179:44 brain [ __ ] It's not a P brain, it's a T brain, bro.
179:47 It's not a P brain, it's a T brain, bro. [sighs]
179:49 [sighs] [laughter]
179:50 [laughter] Half a melon to them. I'm going to I'm
179:51 Half a melon to them. I'm going to I'm going to suggest
179:54 going to suggest you getting your ass whooped, dude. What
179:55 you getting your ass whooped, dude. What you going to do about it? I did the damn
179:57 you going to do about it? I did the damn thing. [laughter]
179:57 thing. [laughter] Oh [ __ ] I hit Marcus. Sorry about that,
180:00 Oh [ __ ] I hit Marcus. Sorry about that, Marcus.
180:02 Marcus. He's coming after you. Oh, you're
180:04 He's coming after you. Oh, you're [ __ ] Trippy hit him. [laughter]
180:06 [ __ ] Trippy hit him. [laughter] Trippy hit him. Trippy hit him. That's
180:09 Trippy hit him. Trippy hit him. That's right, [ __ ] You want to get tagged
180:11 right, [ __ ] You want to get tagged him? Isn't that what you wanted?
180:12 him? Isn't that what you wanted? [laughter]
180:24 Don't go anywhere. None of you go anywhere. None of you go anywhere. None
180:25 anywhere. None of you go anywhere. None of you go.
180:31 [laughter] Right. And off and off and off and off
180:33 Right. And off and off and off and off and off.
180:34 and off. I'm stuck. My car is stuck. Dude, he was
180:37 I'm stuck. My car is stuck. Dude, he was getting so mad. No, no, none of that.
180:39 getting so mad. No, no, none of that. None of that. Oh, see about my family,
180:40 None of that. Oh, see about my family, bro. No, no, no. I don't need to go
180:41 bro. No, no, no. I don't need to go anywhere. None of you going anywhere.
180:42 anywhere. None of you going anywhere. He's so mad, dude. He was so Dude, you
180:45 He's so mad, dude. He was so Dude, you didn't hear him. But he was like
180:46 didn't hear him. But he was like genuinely pissed talking. He's like,
180:48 genuinely pissed talking. He's like, "Don't talk about my family, bro. You
180:50 "Don't talk about my family, bro. You stay right here. You stay right here."
180:52 stay right here. You stay right here." He was getting so mad.
180:54 He was getting so mad. He's like, "You guys got to get me out
180:56 He's like, "You guys got to get me out of here. I'm going to kill this guy.
180:57 of here. I'm going to kill this guy. Swear gold."
180:58 Swear gold." That definitely deserves a like on the
180:59 That definitely deserves a like on the video for sure.
181:01 video for sure. Dude, that was amazing.
181:33 How are you alive, MAN?
181:35 MAN? [laughter]
181:36 [laughter] DUDE, IT'S SO [ __ ] LOUD.
181:46 JUST STARTING a [ __ ] shoot out of the PD.
181:59 Oh, we I killed you. Holy [ __ ] dude. Uh-oh.
182:01 Uh-oh. That's a war crime. [laughter] He said
182:04 That's a war crime. [laughter] He said that's a war crime.
182:25 Dude, we are just bombing this server. How are we still in the server?
182:27 How are we still in the server? ATM gas is so [ __ ]
182:30 ATM gas is so [ __ ] Oh, I'm holding [laughter] it.
182:33 Oh, I'm holding [laughter] it. I put a breaching charge on the door and
182:35 I put a breaching charge on the door and blew it off. Bro, I don't think it can
182:37 blew it off. Bro, I don't think it can get much worse than this, actually. All
182:39 get much worse than this, actually. All right, bro. I think Do an outro,
182:42 right, bro. I think Do an outro, [laughter] please. We gassed the whole
182:45 [laughter] please. We gassed the whole police station, dude. [laughter] That's
182:47 police station, dude. [laughter] That's the title right there. Oh my god. All
182:50 the title right there. Oh my god. All right, if you guys want to see more
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182:59 you want to see us do it again. [laughter] Oh my god, it's still carnage
183:02 [laughter] Oh my god, it's still carnage inside.
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