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This content is a podcast episode featuring a conversation between Theo Von and comedian Andrew Santino. They discuss Santino's recent comedy special, "White Noise," his personal struggles during its taping, and various other topics ranging from current events and technology to personal philosophies and the nature of comedy.
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Uh thank you guys. Today's guest is a
comedian. He's an actor. He's a
podcaster. You know him from Whiskey
Ginger and Bad Friends. He has a new
special, White Noise, that's out on Hulu
right now. Today's guest is my friend,
Mr. Andrew Santino. Shine
on me
and I will find a [music] song. I've
>> What's up?
>> Good to see you, man.
>> Great to see you, bro. So good to see you.
you.
>> Good to
>> How are you feeling?
>> I'm feeling good, man. I'm feeling good,
dude. What's going on? I don't have to
tour anymore.
>> You're done. So,
>> for how long?
>> We might have to retape my special, but uh
uh
>> you want to talk about it on the show? >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> I'm curious as
>> Are you?
>> Big time.
>> Yeah, I'm totally okay talking about it.
>> Yeah, I want to know.
>> Yeah. Well, so uh yeah, what do you want
to know?
>> So, like, you know, all I saw was what I
saw on the internet of the taping and
then I texted you and I was like, "How
are you? Are you good? What's going on?"
Because the internet likes to drum up >> nonsense.
>> nonsense.
>> Yeah. and you texted me some love back
and I just want to know how it went or
what was the deal like what was going
on, you know?
>> Yeah. I mean, well, when we left out of
there that night, we thought like it
went pretty good.
>> You felt good after it.
>> Yeah, I felt I was like I don't know if
we got it cuz there was definitely some
hang-ups. It was like I mean there was a
lot of stress like going into it, you
know, and I don't I don't know I don't
know if I want to go super down that
road, but like there had been I switched
off my medicine because I wanted to have
a little bit more emotional like a
storyline kind of I wanted to be able to
like kind of connect a little bit more
in some moments.
>> Um and I was having trouble having any
feelings because of uh antid-depressants.
antid-depressants. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> It was just hard. It's like you try to
get a feeling and it kind of stalls out.
It like gets stuck in the mud, you know? Mhm.
Mhm.
>> Um, so that was kind of one thing and
then like the government put out this
DHS video that made me really scared.
>> The the immigration video. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Talk about pulling that out of context.
They're so good at that. They just took
something that had nothing to do with
something else. You making a joke and
then they're like, "He's our
spokesperson." [laughter]
>> You're like, "What?
>> I didn't sign up for that,
>> bro." And so I just got so much like
hate stuff. I mean, a lot of it I didn't
see, but I would just see enough where
it was like, "Fuck, this is scary." And
that Charlie Kirk thing had happened not
I think a couple weeks before. And so I
started just getting real paranoid.
Yeah. You know, I started getting real
paranoid at home. I was paranoid about
the show like if there could be somebody
in the a, you know, like
>> Oh yeah.
>> It just like I think it made me really
scared to be honest with you.
>> Yeah. And um
yeah, so that was happening and then uh
there was just kind of too many cooks in
the kitchen on this set. And then during
it um yeah, I was just like I think my uh
uh
like I just had too. It was just it it
was all kind of too much to I think get
the show off as best as I could.
>> And so that's all I left there thinking
like I couldn't remember where the next
joke kind of went. Yeah, sure. Because
it's overwhelming. Yeah. I think people
don't know that. I think I've said that
a hundred times is like I I always quote
Dan Soder. Soder always goes like when
someone says, "Oh, I didn't like I I I
like Theo more this way than the special
or whatever or that." But it's because
like with this, you're getting it
straight from the tap. He's like,
"You're getting you're drinking out of
the hose like you're a kid." Like this
is drinking out of the hose in podcast
world and and internet world
>> and live standup.
>> Yeah. When you do when you do a taped
special, there's so many more elements
that go into it that people have no
idea. Dude, I was changing when I taped
this last one I did for Hulu.
>> White noise. Yeah,
>> white noise. I changed 10 different
things from the to the on the second to
last show
>> cuz I was tripping. I was freaking out.
I mean, and I Zack Townsen who who's
great comic who opens for me. Yeah. You
know, Zack from Nashville. Yeah.
>> He's great. And Zach was helping me kind
of rewrite some stuff to like tighten it
up and cut the fat and because I was
bummed about a few of the jokes that I
told that didn't hit the way they did
when I was touring and then it gets in
your head and then I'm sitting backstage
kind of having, you know, this moment of
like, do I just not do that joke? He was
like, "No, that's a great joke." But I
think it's hard to get that confidence
back when you you feel overwhelmed. They
don't really feel it as much as you do.
>> No, they don't know. And there should be
a meter that they see that lets you know [laughter]
[laughter]
>> how I feel about this right now.
And it just jumping up and down. Yeah.
And and they can honestly they could
tell you're like, "Look, I'm feeling
this is like a four and a half right
now. It was a six in De Moine, but now I
don't know."
>> But that's the worst when you get in
your head about cuz after the first one
you're like, "Now what do I change?"
Anytime you get to like the you're
standing at the finish line kind of and
you're like, "What do I adjust?" But
you've been around the whole track with
all these jokes.
>> Oh, dude.
>> It's hard. You know what? Sometimes it
feels like especially when a joke you
think was really good. You know how some
NFL players get in trouble because they
drop the ball before they cross the the
goal line? I feel like I was doing that
a little bit because I wasn't committing
to the joke because I was unsure of the
way that the, you know, a tag came in or
the the punchline snapped and then so I
started to doubt myself. But but that's
so natural cuz TVs are because TV
cameras are up. So your brain does a
thing that it doesn't do live. Live you
fly so free it doesn't matter. You know
what I mean? That's me. Yeah. Dropping
the ball before I get in the end zone.
But I did it on like two or three jokes
and then the last taping, Zach kind of
reinstilled some confidence in me and
was like, "Dude, just just cut it out."
>> That was nice of him to say that.
>> Yeah, he helped me out a lot. He helped
me out a lot. I I I like I think if you
don't have people with you in your in
your team of whether it's features or
hosts or friends or producers or
directors or whoever to kind of give you
that extra dude, you're good. You're
good. It gets hard. And sometimes
there's too many cooks. Sometimes you're
like, I know how to make this meal, man.
You got to leave me alone. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> But when you need it, you need it. I
think the more open we are to the
audiences about that, the better off it
is because the criticism is higher than
it's ever been for specials and for live
taping for tapings. I mean, and I think
when you come clean about what it is,
what affected you, and the reality of
it, the more loving they get around it
because this is it's a it's just a
difficult task to to film something,
you're trying to capture lightning in a
bottle, and the greats do it often
because they're the reason that Louis
does it so well cuz Louis the in my
opinion the greatest to ever do it.
Yeah. So, yeah, he captures lightning
very well. It's really hard. I'm trying.
I'm out there with a kite and a key,
>> but it's tough to get it, dude. It's
really hard. And we do the best that we
can delivering after we've already
toured this thing a ton. And sometimes
you overperfect it. You know, you want to
to
>> pinch this and change that and turn this
here and push this in front of this. And
then at some point, you have to let it
go. But I was concerned in the fact that
I, you know, you're one, you're my one
of my oldest friends in comedy and I
just wanted I wanted you to feel good
because I know how it feels sometimes.
When I did my half hour with Comedy
Central, dude, it was my childhood best
friend and my wife uh my girlfriend at
the time in the green room and I got off
stage and my best friend was like,
"Bro," and he came give me the biggest
hug and I, can you give me like two
minutes in the green room with her? Is
that okay? And he got out and I just
started balling. >> [laughter]
>> [laughter]
>> I thought I tanked.
>> No way.
>> I just felt the pressure and I let it
all go finally.
>> Oh, dude. Now that you said that, I
thought my first special after I did it,
I was like, I why did I choose to do it?
Like it was I thought do let's do it at
home. But people there had never seen
comedy. A lot of them there was a lot of
like LSU Tiger fans. There was like some
lady like yelling defense the whole
show. I'm not even joking, dude.
>> Cover two. Cover two in the middle of
your joke.
>> People had no idea how to act.
people were just yelling out like
tell the story you know just it was just
>> and it you know so that was a
hectic and I remember getting through
that and being like god this is a that
was a it was that was hell
>> it's it's hard but I like I wanted to
know you were good so when I hit you cuz
I wanted to know that everything was
okay and you know people have their own
opinions on the internet over what went
down which is like that video that
circulated of you talking to the fans
after the show
>> yeah that was crazy and I don't even
really remember it you know
>> yeah cuz you're you're you're running
hot at the end of a show. You're not
really paying attention to anything.
>> I think somebody had kept kind of
bothering me a little bit. I don't want
to say bother cuz people came to the
show, but someone was being aggressive.
Kept asking me for something like, "Will
you do will you do this? Can you do this
thing? Can you make me a video?" And I I
feel like I was like, "Look, lady, I'm
just trying to take my own life, okay?
It's been a tough couple of months or
whatever." You know, that's the only
place I can imagine that I would kind of
say something like that or if I would
just kind of said it flippantly or
something. But I was trying to think of
like what retort cuz it's not like I was
like, "Hey guys,
it's I'm just trying not to take my own
life. It's been a c It's been a tough
couple of months." It's not like I was
making a speech like that. Somebody But
yeah, we left out of there and we
thought like, "Oh everything's
good. I think we got it.
>> Um, let's wait and see in the edit." We
went out to some country bar. We had a
great time. Uh, Glenny Balls was there.
My buddy Aaron was there. Um, and then
we wake up in the morning and there was
just like a ton of online. Yeah.
>> And uh, and I was like, I just can't
even deal with all this. It made me
learn a lot about online. And I didn't
even look at it. Like I didn't even look
at any of that stuff. And I haven't
looked at any of the articles. One of
them popped up when I was scrolling. Um,
it was like the Obama's Netflix or
something which wasn't even true. It was
just like
>> uh, and there were moments during the
show was like, "Look guys, I'm just
having a tough time." You know, like I
remember I went out there on stage and
my mouth immediately got extremely dry
and I was like, "Oh man, something is wrong."
wrong."
>> Anxiety. You're you're you're excited
and nervous about doing something so
important to you. And
>> it it that hadn't happened this whole
time like, you know, and I was like, "I
can't go to my stool and get water right
now. I just walked on stage like they're
clapping. I [laughter] can't
take a break already." You know, like
>> they're like, "Didn't you get water
backstage, man?" You're like, "There's
no water back there, man. We keep it all
on the stool. Yeah, we [laughter] we
don't we don't got it back there,
brother. It's only on the stool.
>> Like the guy that shits when he gets
right to work, dude.
>> Right. The moment he walks in the door. [laughter]
[laughter]
>> I got to right away. That's what it
feels. I think it's I think it's an
overwhelming feeling that cannot be
articulated. I'm not smart enough to do
it, but I do know what that feels like
as a comic. But are you So, what are you
going to do now? You feel like you want
to take that?
>> I I literally Oh, yesterday they just
sent me another cut of like I gave them
some notes on a cut. They're sending me
another cut. It might be fine. So, we
had two good halves. Yeah.
>> So, I'm looking to see, but then also
like there's some I just wanted to have
a little bit more of a story to it,
which was the reason I was trying to
have a little bit more feeling and
emotion so I could kind of like have a
little bit more storyline in there um
about like growing up and life and a
little, you know, and maybe that's me
was I was trying to do too much. I don't
know. but um you start to realize that
these are kind of uh they're kind of
like photo albums for you know your time
and um or time you spent with this
material. I mean Neil Brennan said to me
right before the show he goes, "Hey man,
this will be the last time you maybe
ever do this material. So go out and
have a great time with it. Enjoy it. You
know, take your time with it. get the,
you know, these are things that have
brought you close to people and that
have brought people out and and and
hopefully sometimes made people laugh.
And so it was just like there was just a
lot going on, dude. There was and I was
just like there's just I think I was
just spreading myself too thin. I don't
know. It was just a lot of And I
just don't know if I landed it as well
as I would have liked to. Um but we had
to restart a couple times. There was
like a thing where I was like directing
in my head because I wasn't um getting
like certain information. I was like,
"Well, if the stool was here in the
first, when does it need to be there in
the second one? And where do I put it
when I move it?" Just little things like
that. And then they had like five extra
people there that didn't need to be
there. It was like they would radio and
it would just go to the person right
next to him. It was like we living in
[laughter] a
>> I almost thought it was a
somebody was playing a prank on me. And
then they uh I just gotten a security
guy. So this there's this guy
who was just I mean you could
put a co piece of coal in his hand in
the morning and you'd have a
>> diamond when it comes out.
>> Or you'd have a piece of coal
that looked like it had a grill on it.
[laughter] You know what I'm saying? At
least by the afternoon like a
tough guy. And uh he'd been like
stopping some of my friends. I just
didn't Everything was just kind of like
a lot.
>> Would you Where'd you find this guy? By
the way, I'm always fascinated with
security guards.
>> Um, we found a guy, somebody in
Nashville set us up with a guy that was there,
there,
>> like a military, ex-military,
>> I think. So, maybe cop, fire department,
FBI, undercover cop,
>> local mall security,
>> high school, narc.
>> I'm just going to get a guy that did ROC
in college. I don't even want [laughter]
>> That's what I want. I want a guy that
did ROC with that wooden gun [laughter]
and uses test 200. That's what I want.
>> Yeah. My [snorts] college roommate, my
freshman year, my buddy Evan, he did
ROTC and he got kicked out. You know how
hard that is? It's impossible. They need
you in there. They were like, "Brother,
you're not running in the morning.
You're you're out. You got to go."
[laughter] And he just, dude, he
couldn't wake up. He didn't do the
exercises. And they were like, "You're out."
out."
>> And we've almost never kicked anybody
out of Arizona State, ROC. He was like, [laughter]
[laughter]
>> "They're begging for people." Shout out
to Ev. The only guy I know that could
get asked to leave ROC. He was like,
"I'm just committed." I was like, "I
don't think so." There he is spinning
guns. [laughter] yeah, dude. Well,
the crazy is you can tell when an RTC
guy's in the military cuz the rest of
the guys like lined up firing at the
enemy and this guy's just
[laughter] whipping his
He's just flipping his
[laughter] and buying Camaros online,
dude. All the ROC guys.
>> Camaros are Mustangs. The Camaros are
Mustangs. They got to be It's either a
Camaro or it's a 5.0, baby.
>> Oh, dude. All the ROC guys in our high
school, all they would do was buy these
cars. Super like they would buy
sometimes. It would if they could, could
it be a nice Camaro, but every now and
then some guy would like get jealous of
the guy that had a nice Camaro and he
would get like a piece of and just
put like a $2,000 engine in that
and [laughter] it would just
You know that car when you were
a kid? If you backed it up, you put it
on the ground and backed it up, it like
built up energy.
>> You had to go forward. Yeah. It had like
a wind up. Yeah.
>> And then it would just [laughter]
go as fast and just right off.
Never straight. That was that
[laughter] dude, bro.
>> That was just a piece of They look
like a like a recycling bin
going at 200 miles an hour. And then
they would write the 40 time on the
windshield and it was like clutch
that they would do. And they would put
all these like snipers never dying
tattoos on their arms and they were just
in ROC. [laughter]
>> Yeah, dude. They got dreams. That's
going to be my security.
>> That's true. That's exactly.
>> And so that was all scary. And then even
just having a security I mean every it
was just like dude there was so much
I was just dealing with like a
lot of like um I started to get kind of
paranoid. I mean there was people after
that Charlie Kirk thing texting each
other like you know stay safe you know. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> So there was just a ton of going
into it. But we left out of there that
night had a blast dude
>> you know and uh and thought that we
might have it. we'll just look at the
tape and then um yeah then the media
just like you know them you know
but not it but it's like them
they just you just realize that they're
bottom feeders these websites that
create these things and you're like oh
it's so sad
>> that's what they need I think that's how
they make their money now and the way
that we changed and the way that
podcasting kind of changed uh daily
current media you know they kind of
copied us but they took the worst
version of it where there's way more
love coming out of you and this then
they give credit for. So they're going
to appeal what they want to be the best
story. The best story is never going to
be Theo was surrounded by friends and
family having a good night. It's going
to be the opposite.
>> You know, nobody wants to read that. No
one wants to read Great Time with Theo
and his friends at the Country Bar with
Glenny Balls. Nobody wants to read that.
That's a I mean,
>> that's the unfortunate truth. They want
to read the other thing. They want to
hear the the drama, you know? They want
the other the other version that makes
them feel a little bit more interested
and peaked. And that's a bummer.
>> And we all do. That's the part of I even
notice like like with myself, it's like
I need to not like what do I give my
attention to? You know, when I see
things that it's like, oh, this couple
split up or this sort of thing. I don't
want to give my attention to that cuz
I'm just adding to that thing of like,
let me let me add energy into this or
look who got busted or just, you know,
like that. It's like I'm just kind
of giving some energy into that. Um, if
it's super negative, you know? Yeah,
wash that all away. I think the only
thing you can do now, even when there's
a lot of negativity,
not, you know, whatever, in the in the
public sphere, in the comedy sphere, and
the whatever it is, I think, you know, I
focus on drinking coffee and throwing
the ball with my dog every morning.
>> It was like my favorite thing to do in
the world. I did that here. I was late
because of that. >> Oh,
>> Oh,
>> I have I I drink a whole pot of coffee
in the morning and I play with the dog
and that's my like reset. I don't know
because there's no there's nothing going
on when that's going on. I leave my
phone at the house and I just go for a
walk and then go play with her in the backyard.
backyard.
>> Oh, we have a backyard.
>> Yeah, we got we got a little tiny little
backyard. In LA, you don't get much, but
you know, it's fake grass, too, which
is, you know what I mean? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm not taking care of grass, bro.
>> Well, and some of this new grass, it's
crab grass or it's that uh it's that
Chinese stalking grass or whatever it's called.
called.
>> That's Bobby Lee's grass. The Chinese
stalking grass.
>> I don't know.
>> That's what he calls it.
>> Chinese stalking grass. most likely
refers to Chinese silver grass, a
species also known as Japanese stilt grass.
grass.
>> The Japanese stilt grass is much more
patient and kind for some reason.
>> Yeah. Yeah, [laughter] dude. Yeah,
>> there [snorts] it is. Yeah,
>> I can't I can't take care of a lawn. You
got land, don't you have land up by you?
no, dude.
>> No, you don't have any land. [laughter]
>> I don't have any
>> I thought you'd have land out by you, dude.
dude.
>> I'm looking right now to try to just get
a little bit more space, but some places
it's tough. And one place I'm looking
at, it's kind of over by the inter. just
a little close to the interstate so it's
loud in the yard.
>> You don't want that. Get away from there.
there.
>> Like you have to yell if you're like if
you're at the, you know, talking to
somebody if you're like doing like
>> you really got to use your outside
voices at a barbecue.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> So, it's a lot of that, man. You know,
um so I don't know. I'm looking and it's
kind of tough, you know, cuz I do like
to be able to uh podcast from home, that
sort of thing. And and uh
>> and and
yeah, so it's been a journey. And then
it's like, you know, sometimes it's like
I it's like, [snorts]
you know, do I get a house where if I
have a family then we can live, you
know, it's like I start to, you know,
you get caught in that space where it's
like or do I just get a house for me,
but if I do that, am I like locking
myself into the, you know, it's like,
but then maybe some of that's just
overthinking things, you know?
>> Yeah. You've ever thought about doing a
compound with friends or family, people
come live with you? I mean, are you
clean? Is your house squeaky clean? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Are you like a neat freak?
>> I mean, yeah, I'm pretty organized. I'm
not Yeah, my house is clean.
>> Yeah. I think I I think I'm like my dad
was um the son of a a a military man. So
shoes can't be out of place. Yeah. It's
that's like a I have the sickness. I'm
like just take put them put it right
there. Like my wife I'll be like why
those don't need to be there. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> She's like why do you care? I'm like I
don't know. It's a sickness, dude. It's
like just move them into the into the
other thing. I I think I've got that's
like my that's my uh my little OCD.
>> That's your Vietnam.
>> That's my Vietnam is where are your
shoes? Put your shoes over there. That's
my Vietnam. I have flashbacks.
>> Loose laces on the floor in mud. Dude,
move it. [laughter]
>> Oh, that's my foot Normandy, dude. It
really is.
>> And I'm Agent Orange, dude. So, you
know, I'm going to come down [laughter]
on it,
>> dude. I remember one time a a
van full of ginger people broke down on
our street and we'd never seen like a
vanful. They didn't have, you know, they
didn't have it at the time or whatever,
right? And
>> we weren't allowed in a van for a long
time. You know that, right? More than
five was a was a small ginger army. Uhuh.
Uhuh.
>> Yeah. You know, US government restricted
more than five redheads at once in a
moving vehicle, I think it was. Yeah.
You could be in packs outside because
we're controllable on foot, but in a
van, dude. [laughter]
>> Bro, we've never seen it. And I remember
my dad like four got out and he was
You could hear his
temperature rising, dude. You could hear
his neck straighten a little
like [clears throat] >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> What are you doing here, boys? >> Dude,
>> Dude,
>> keep it moving.
>> And then five and then six. They had one
that was like kind of weak or whatever
and he got out at the end.
>> We leave him in the back. Yeah, you got
to the smallest one must take up the
rear because he's got to protect from
the back and he's got to be one of the
first that could go. Yeah, Jinger's
traveling in packs is a dangerous
dangerous thing. You know, we don't
really see each other like that, you
know, like we don't
>> when I see another redeyed, there was a
redheaded girl yesterday working this
event that we were at and she was like,
"My brother." And I said, "Let's take it
easy because I don't know if you're an
enemy or a friend yet." You know, a
regular person I meet on the street,
hey, how you doing? Another redhead, I go,
go,
>> I'd like to see the resume first. Yeah.
before I let you into my space because I
don't know what kind of ginger they are.
There's different levels.
>> Really? Is there really?
>> Oh, big time.
>> It's almost like black people and that
albino guy or whatever.
>> You know that guy I'm talking about?
>> That undercover black guy. Bring that
guy up.
>> Yeah, that's got to be there's got to be
a vetting process. You know,
>> like can the albino black guy, does he
say the n-word?
>> Bring up a couple albiggas. [laughter]
Is that a term or not?
>> It is now, dude.
>> Can we say that or not?
>> Look at that black albino guy with red hair.
hair.
>> Oh, that's what the is up. >> [laughter]
>> [laughter]
>> Bro, that is the future, dude. Bro, take
my money, bro.
>> Whatever he's selling. And I don't know
if that's more me or more if he's more
red or more black. I don't know what
group he'd go with. I mean, he's invited
>> to the cookout and has to have ring
sunscreen, which is wild. [laughter]
>> Dude, that's Sunlight Jackson,
homie. Are you kidding me? Dude, are we
going to get in trouble for saying how
big? I feel like
>> I [laughter] don't know, bro. I don't
It's vague enough. There's my boy Blake
Griffin. He's a black He's a black
redheaded. He is,
>> but he's but he is but he's so handsome
and tall and athletic that he kind of
waines away from the ginger side. You
know, we're usually pale, see-through,
and frail,
>> right? He's able to kind of almost he's
above it because of his height.
>> Yeah. He's superseded it. Yeah.
>> He's gone above and beyond.
>> That's so rare in that community.
>> I mean, that is it. That is uh I mean,
that that guy still looks I mean 2,000
plus black albino person stock photos,
man. They took a lot of pictures of this guy,
guy,
>> dude. Is this Henry Rollins? >> [laughter]
>> [laughter]
>> I feel like that's Bro, this is
basically the albino Henry Rollins.
Dude, we're going to get in so much
trouble for making fun of these guys.
>> We're not making fun of him. I'm I'm
showing some love.
>> Yeah, you're right. Actually,
>> I'm fascinated when Look, you know
what's so funny is I'm That 100% is
Henry back to back. That's him. That's
his alter ego.
>> Yeah. Oh, Henry Rollins.
>> No, dude. I think uh when I find red in
other places, it's kind of it makes me
feel that we're still around cuz we're
fading fast. I mean, look, you can look
it up how many red they said redheads
were going to be dead by like 2045 or
something like that.
>> Bring up a batch of them.
>> Yeah, that's a that's close, dude. That
is a little too close for comfort for
me. I don't I don't want to be uh
extinct in the next, you know, 20 years.
I think redheads will be extinct 2060.
Okay, they bumped it up. So, we're
moving. Oh, it's a false claim. is
debunked. All right, good.
>> Widely been debunked by geneticists and
scientific organizations. But what do
the people think? You know,
>> it's more about the street.
>> In the early 2000s, the Oxford Hair
Foundation circulated a claim that
redheads would vanish in the future due
to recessive nature of the red hair gene.
gene.
>> It sounds like a wish more than a
thought. Yeah. Than a hope. I mean,
that's that red hair results from
mutations. Yeah. The mutant
>> MC1R gene.
>> For someone to have red hair, they must
inherit two copies of the variant gene,
one from each parent. Because this gene
is recessive, many people carry it
without having red hair themselves and
it can skip generations before
reappearing. Wow.
>> I'm a mutant and I never yet I've never
been booked on any Marvel stuff at all.
>> Dude, it's like a Agatha
Christie novel, dude. [laughter] This is
crazy, bro.
Um, it's amazing. In short, while red
hair will likely remain uncommon, it's
not going extinct ever. The gene will
continue to be passed down quietly
through generations, resurfacing
whenever two carriers have children.
It sounds like a >> romantic
>> romantic
>> like a romantic murder mystery novel. It
says it's quiet resurfacing whenever two
carriers have children. It will resurface.
resurface.
>> I love that. Well, it there is something
kind of powerful that it's so unique,
you know. Um and if you ever see
somebody that has blue eyes and red
hair, it definitely feels like they're
like I mean
>> Cheering on here, he's he's got blue
eyes and red hair, right?
>> Fresh off the tap. It feels like they're
right off the tap of like
>> they came out of this out of the factory
>> just Yeah. just like it feels like they
could have salmon swimming upstream in
their veins. They feel super clean.
>> Yeah, he's still he's still warm from
the He's still warm from being baked.
>> Look at that. He's still warm. See, I've
got brown eyes. I've got the Italian
side. Got the brown in my eyes. So, I
got brown and red. It is.
>> It's a dangerous mix.
>> Dangerous duo.
>> Um Yeah, dude. Relaxing is the thing now.
now.
>> Yeah, you got to you you're done
touring. No more. You're going to chill
for a little while.
>> Yeah. And [clears throat] it's so nice,
dude. I've been I've been going to
football games. I've been trying to like
plan a date and have and then I'm go on
the date like or do something like that. Um,
Um,
>> are you going on a lot of dates? Are you
dating right now or No,
>> I dude I just ran into the most
ridiculous thing. So, I'm in an
airplane, right? And the girl that was
working in the airplane was cute, right?
>> The flight attendant.
>> Yes. And I didn't want to like flirt
with it cuz it's her job. It's a small
space, right? M.
>> But I felt like she kind of like looked
at me like a little more than just
looking at I felt like we made like it
felt like a little bit of a spark when
we walked in. >> Sure.
>> Sure.
>> And um
>> did she know who you were?
>> I don't know.
>> Chances are high. >> Maybe.
>> Maybe. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And she was pretty tall, too, so she
could see me because she, you know, tall
people can see a little bit more. So
anyway, I get on the plane, I sit down,
and then I'm like, and I don't see her.
She's like doing stuff and then after a
while I was like, "Well, I got to go uh
up there. I'm going to get a diet coat."
>> So, I go up there and while she's making
it, she's kind of going a little bit
slow and I was like, "Oh, I was kind of
talking to her and stuff."
>> And then, dude, I I dude, what a
idiot. I was like I was like [laughter]
[laughter]
I said, "Well, I said um you should come
to a comedy show sometime, you know?" Uh
I said, "I work as a comedian. um if
you'd ever want to come to a comedy show
because we'd had some good
conversations. She was asking me some
questions back and then she's like,
"Yeah, that sounds great. How how should
I get in touch with you or something or
or I was like, "I'll give you my email,
right?" And I was like, "Fuck, why
>> not a phone number? What are you doing?"
>> I didn't Well, first of all, I didn't
know if it's unprofessional to them on
their like I didn't know how much you
can hit on somebody on a plane. And it's
also a very small environment like if
something gets weird or they feel
threatened or something or it's, you
know, it's weird. It is a you're a
little too close for comfort. You can't
just walk away,
>> right? And we're right there. So,
anybody could kind of overhear like it's
a small environment, you know, and
everybody's quiet. So, I just What if
she's like, you don't do that. You just
don't know how people are going to react.
react.
>> That's true. But, I mean, if you were
feeling it, you were feeling it. If she
was obviously vibing with you, then you
throw her your email is the email
creates some separation where you go,
"This is my professional. If you want to
come to a show, email me. You and your
friends can come to the show."
>> Well, I didn't know if she has marriage
or whatever. And so, I was like, "Fuck,
I don't I just I don't know. I'm always
afraid, I think, if someone is like
married or has a boyfriend that I I
think that is like a big deterrent. And
it didn't seem like she did. She didn't
have a wedding ring on. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And she could just say, "I guess I have
a boyfriend." But I think there's like I
have like a big I have like a lot of I
guess like fear around that part. And so
>> yeah, I don't know, dude. But this is
the worst part. So she's like I
was like, "Well, just do you have a
panic tomorrow? I'll just write it on a
napkin at my seat or something." It was
we'd been up there for a while and some
Asian woman, right, was at the
bath. She's banging on the
bathroom door now and nobody's in there.
And I was like, "Nobody's in there." And
she couldn't put it all
together, right? She couldn't. So, she's
still just standing there waiting. And I
was like, "Fuck, dude." And now she's
right, this Asian lady's like right up
against me. And you know, she's going to
go in there and make a soup or
whatever. Those [laughter] You
get a good Chinese person, they'll
make a soup in a
>> They close off the sink.
Bro, they'll [laughter] whip up a
a little bok choy
back chowder [laughter]
in an airplane sink in 20 minutes, dude. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, Chinese people, you die
walking next to a Chinese friend, they
put a pot right there, light,
they make a soup out of anything. They
don't give a dude. They make soup
immediately and they keep it moving. So,
I'm like, this is trying to get in
there to cook,
>> you know?
>> That's why she was so anxious,
>> for sure. So, I'm trying to get this
lady's email. I'm like, and the pin
wasn't working good, dude. And now a
line is building up for a bathroom
that's open, right? So it's like in this
Asian lady, she's wearing like
three visors, glasses. She was
so Asian. She wasn't even there.
Probably she probably wasn't even under
all the stuff, [laughter]
>> you know? She probably you probably had
to order her online if you actually
wanted her to be there, dude. But all
the accutrants and were right
there. So, I'm trying to write the email
and the pen isn't working good and I'm
having to write it against like, you
know, the plastic in an airplane. It's
kind of like it's not the best writing
surface if you're writing against the wall
wall
>> that's up by the bathrooms. It's And so,
>> probably textured too. You probably It's
probably bumpy and textured.
>> It was just a lot. So, I finally got
like four letters of the email,
but like I kept trying to like etch it
into the paper so you could see it if
you put it by a light or whatever. [clears throat]
[clears throat] I
I
The time has gotten too long. It's so
weird. like, "Hi, hurry up." This lady's
just beating on a door.
I think the door's even open by now
[laughter] and she can't figure out that
she can just go in there
>> and start a buns and burn her under the
[laughter] sink, right?
>> Light it up, man. Get it moving.
>> So, I finally give the lady the email
and it has like four letters on
it. It's a
>> I just went sat down.
>> Sat down. That's it. Oh my god.
>> It was too hot. The the the space had
gotten too hot. What a boo.
>> No, it's fine. No, not a loser. You get
to keep swinging. That's the best part.
>> What? But imagine this. Okay, so this
guy came on the airplane. He
gave me a half of email address.
I should have just left my fingerprints
on her back a little bit or [laughter]
something. Or just you know,
she was very fair. I should have just
written it into her arm with my fingers.
>> Maybe you leave half the email to see
how creative she is. Can you figure out
the rest?
>> Give her just like give a girl four
digits instead of seven. See if she can
figure it out.
>> And then I was just sitting there like,
dear God, what a loser. And
there's a long flight left, too. [sighs]
>> Who gives somebody their email?
>> Well, yeah. I mean, you know, maybe
maybe she found it creative and cute.
Maybe it was [laughter] cute. If she
really wanted to hit you up, she could
find you. You're findable, dude.
>> I know, but it just kind of broke my
heart. Or it didn't break my heart, but
it was just like, dude, what
just what are you doing?
>> Just give it to her.
>> You're like the guy that runs to third
base and then just goes everyone and
wants to tell the pitch or something for
no reason. Like, you know, it's like [laughter]
[laughter]
just go home. Fly. Get to home plate.
plate.
>> It's open. It was wide open.
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Um, so anyway, man, that was exciting,
dude. Uh,
>> and now you're just gonna take some time.
time.
>> But yeah, I'm taking some time, dude.
Yeah. Well, it's just nice. It's like
the first time where I haven't had like
something looming that feels like a lot.
>> Yeah, that's good.
>> You know, that's that that that getting
out there and touring can feel like a
lot, dude. You're doing You have your
You have the new golf show.
>> Yeah, my golf show. And then I'm which
I'm coming to a close in this year.
We're finishing this season and then
finally I get kind of like an open space
to just do dates on the road. I'm doing
a bunch of like new work a new hour and
working out in clubs again. I wanted to
go backwards and work in some fun little
smaller rooms like I'm doing Punch and
San Francisco and Tempe Improv and
>> I just wanted to like do a bunch of like
little clubs and then casinos to just
kind of like really feel it again
>> because I had toured so hard that I was
like I kind of want to feel it again and
go back out in the new year. So, I'm
doing a couple of clubs here before the
end of the year and then casinos in the
new year to try to feel it out again and
jump around the country. Honestly, a lot
of it too is so I can go see people
again, you know, go to a casino one
night and then go see a friend and, you
know, go back to New York and all that
stuff. Kind of jump around.
>> Yeah. One day I would like to have a um
maybe if I um get married or get in a
relationship then I would travel with my
wife and go like in a camp or something
before we start a family and maybe do
some shows but also just go see a lot of
places because yeah you miss out on some
places and and it is nice to be able to
schedule a place around like where
friends are.
>> You know who does that? Well, I mean I
don't know if he does it anymore but I I
ran into uh Rean was with his girlfriend
or I don't I don't quite know the I
don't know. I'm being
>> Brian Rean. Yeah, Regan's girlfriend or
whatever partner or whatever. And they
were on a a bus together and he was
like, "We're just touring the country,
doing shows, goofing around, stopping at
places that we feel like stopping." I
was like, "That is the move." My wife
just doesn't really want to go to all
these places cuz she's got her own
thing. You know what I mean? She's got
her own career, so it's hard for me to
pull her out. But it does seem like a
cool little fantasy to get in the bus
and stop by cool spots. You know,
that I never get to see because we're on
the road half of the time. You're in a
city and then you got to go and then
you're in a new city and you're like,
"Oh, that'd be we got to go. you got a
jet so much, you know, but also after
living on a bus with Bobby for a couple
of months. Um,
>> yeah. What was that? You were on the bus
with him.
>> Yeah, we did the bus tour last year. It
was uh it was really hard. It was really hard.
hard.
>> What are some of the toughest parts
about um living on a bus with Bobby?
>> I mean, you know, the number one rule
when you're on a tour bus is no pooping
on the bus. You got to wait to poop. I
mean, and you can schedule it. You make
you make an internal agreement saying,
you know, to yourself, we will poop when
we get to a place. And he pooped on the
bus within the first week. I mean, he
broke the rule within week one. You
know, you can't poop on the bus week one.
one.
>> How many weeks was the tour?
>> It was like three months.
>> Oh my [laughter] god, dude. He broke
rule week one and then his schedule is crazy.
crazy.
>> And his legs don't even dude, I actually
walked in and in the bathroom one time.
His legs aren't on the floor while he
poops. And I feel like it's so much
harder to poop when you can't get
traction from the floor.
>> No grip. Yeah, he has no He's not
grounded at all. Well, we put a Squatty
Potty under there. So, his feet do touch something.
something.
>> That's for him to feel regulated.
>> Cuz I walked in one time, he was
literally squeezing his body down like a
tube of toothpaste trying to get it out
of him.
>> You have to roll it now with him. If you
don't roll down with him, he gravity
doesn't do all the work for him, you
know, cuz Koreans keep most of it up and
high. So, you got to really kind of
massage him. A lot of times I'll massage
his shoulders and back. If he says, "I
got to go to the bathroom," I'll say,
"Well, give me an hour with you first."
So, I'll roll down his back, roll his
sides out. You know, you have to you you
really have to.
>> Oh, he's like a felo dough, brother.
He's like a [laughter]
>> He's a very rare dough. Look at him.
>> He is. And you got to let him rest. Now
he's getting skinnier though, man. He
doesn't look like that anymore. He's on
OMIC and he's flying free.
>> No, he's not.
>> He's on WGO, which is the alternative
cuz he threw up on Ozmpic pretty bad. He
was sick as a dog. Every time we went
out to eat, he'd get sick and then he
was like, I think I can't do it. >> Oh.
>> Oh.
>> So then he switched up and then he
started taking Waggoi, which is like
another alternative. And he's been
incredible. I think he lost He'll tell
he'll say the real number, but I think
it was 30 something pounds. But look at
how thin he looks there, man.
>> Oh my god.
>> Look how thin he looks there. That's crazy.
crazy.
>> He looks great.
>> He's He's feeling much better. He's
still looking for love, though. His
whole journey is now.
>> He's looking for love.
>> You can't look too hard.
>> He's searching, bro.
>> You can't look too hard, man.
>> He's staring deep, deep into that abyss
of the dating pool. And also the apps.
You're not on the apps.
>> I'm not on the apps.
>> Yeah. He He lives and dies by those
things. He loves them.
>> He does. Uh, yeah, but he doesn't commit.
commit.
>> Did you ever do the apps when you were dating?
dating?
>> No, man. That's that world seems so dark
to me. Also, I see all my friends
following the same traps where they hit
up a girl, they talk for a second, then
they never meet up or they never link.
It ends in a weird like blank space. It
there's no
there there there's truly no like
riskreward. It's almost like
>> Yeah, dude.
>> It's it it doesn't matter if it happens
or not. So, there's no like if you
schedule a real date, you meet someone
in the real world, the girl on the
plane. Risk. Real risk. You're on a
plane. Here's my number or my email.
Does it work? We'll see. On the app, it
doesn't matter, [laughter] bro. On the
app, it's they stop. He talks to a bunch
of girls, then he stops talking to him
when they he feels like they're not
engaged or he's over it,
>> dude. Yeah. I remember I was on the app
one time years ago, and it was when
Stephen Avery was popping off,
>> the guy that was killing people at that
used car lot or whatever.
>> And uh and all my pictures were of him. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> And remember that one kid? Yeah, that
was definitely one of them. And remember
and Brendan Dassy who was like his
>> Dassy was his nephew or something or
what was that? Right.
>> And they were both I think or
whatever and they
>> I don't know if that's it. I think they
were both just uh uh back in the day we
just quiet men.
>> They were just quiet men.
>> Brent Dassy was a misunderstood quiet
boy. Now I don't really know the I don't
remember this case in whole. My buddies
played Dassy on um
>> on NFL 2K. Oh yeah,
>> Dassy's the unlock a player.
>> He's got his screen name or something.
>> Oh, [laughter] I thought you meant he
had an he had like an avatar. You could
play as Dassy.
I played NBA 2K with Dassy.
>> He's just standing by a burn
[laughter] barrel just
smoking a dart with his buddies, dude. [laughter]
[laughter]
He doesn't even know. He's cooking
wieners. Like there's like a deceased
body and he doesn't even know. Oh, he
just thinks it's a open fire. He's just
>> He's always in the goolog. He's He's
lives in the goolog, bro.
>> He's just cooking Franks on a stick over
a burning body. He doesn't even know.
But anyway, I put a lot of Brennan
Dassie photos on there and a lot of
Stephen Ary photos because I was like,
"Oh, this is topical right now. Chicks
will see this." A lot of chicks love crime.
crime.
>> They love crime stuff.
>> Yeah. And then I put um the the cousin
from Home Alone. Remember that kid with
the glasses?
>> Yeah. I loved him. Fuller. >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> You're going to wet the bed, Fuller. You
know who that was, right? You know what
actor that was? Uh-uh.
>> That's that's that's um McCaulay
Kilkin's brother. That's that's the kid
from Succession. >> No.
>> No.
>> Yeah. What's his name? Why can't I think
of his name? What's wrong?
>> Kieran Kulkin.
>> Kieran Kulkin. That's him as a kid. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> You're going to wet the bed, Fuller.
>> Yeah, dude. I put a picture of him and
then two pictures of me. And they got so
pissed at me. Like, you can't put
accused killers, whatever. And I was
like, get guys.
>> Well, you're just you're just talking
about what's going on right now. That's
what's happening in the news right now.
>> So, they had like some or whatever.
But anyway, that was the last time I was
on, I think. So that was probably about
nine years ago. I think also like I just
don't want to be addicted to that stuff
and I don't want to get to like the part
where you don't get a response from
somebody or you don't get something and
it makes me feel bad, you know?
>> You feel like it's a shot at you or something,
something,
>> right? I think I'm too s I'm a little
too sensitive with that And I also
don't like somebody being able to tell
me no if I'm not right there. You know
what I'm saying?
>> Yeah. It's easy. Give it to my face, >> right?
>> right?
>> Yeah. Know me to my face.
>> Yeah. Email me and tell me no. [laughter]
[laughter]
>> Okay. I hope that flight attendant,
wherever she is, I hope she's watching.
And you got to reach out to Theo. Take
him out on a date. What's your perfect
date? What is What's Theo's perfect date?
date?
>> Oh, that's a nice question. You know
what it is, dude? I realize it's just
like going for a walk somewhere.
>> Something easy.
>> Like just through like a nice nature
trail or something like that, [laughter]
which sounds like a
Which sounds very much like a
>> like you're gonna create a murder
mystery then. Yeah. >> [laughter]
>> [laughter]
>> Well, dude, did you see this thing with
Dax Shepard and uh um Kristen Bell the
the um she did like a post about their
anniversary 12 years or something like that.
that.
>> And she wrote on her Instagram.
>> Yeah. That where he's hugging her there,
which by the way, I thought it was like
I thought he was hugging his daughter.
It looks like a child.
>> That's his
>> that's that's her. And it says 12th
wedding anniversary to the man who once
said to me, "I would never kill you." A
lot of men have killed their wives at a
certain point. Even though I'm heavily
incentivized to kill you, I never would. >> A
>> A
>> and then a bunch of people were like,
"This is not healthy." She's just She's
goofing. She's just playing around. Look
at that. Look. Wait, wait. Dayline NBC
wrote screenshotted. >> What?
>> What?
>> Like they want to use it for something
in the future in case uh something goes down.
down.
>> I don't know.
>> She's just being played. She's just
goofing around.
>> Women I think one reason why women like
true crime and like murder or
>> murder mystery. Yeah.
>> Yeah. is because at least the man's
committing. At least if this guy's going
to kill me,
>> he's going to go all the way.
>> And it's commitment,
>> right? That's why that's why they like
it. [laughter]
>> Women want commitment. So, it's like,
"Oh, this guy is at least willing to
actually kill me instead of some
ass guy who comes by and
just kind of stabs me and pokes me and
makes me get my nails and cter shaved up
and all this stuff just to waste my
time. At least this
decent man has come over here and
committed to crime and committed
to murder.
>> I I am fascinated with the idea that why
women like it so much. Like my wife, she
doesn't like it the way that I see like
a lot of women love murder mystery
because I think it affirms their belief
that any man could be a killer. Like
it's almost like verifying the fact that
they go, "Yeah, Theo's sweet, but could
be a killer." I mean, they I think they
think that about every single dude could
be a killer. For some reason, it's like
ingrained in their DNA. It's got to be
nature protective years of nature of
thinking like if the village is running
out of food. The got the the big
Neanderthalss are probably going to be
like, "We got to kill some of these
women. They're eating the we got to get
rid of them. We'll go find new women." I
mean, that's got to be some weird old
school, you know, human instinct like
the women are what? And also, don't
female like um don't the mantises, don't
they eat the guys after they have sex
with them? Isn't that what they do? Like
the praying mantis, I think they don't
they kill the man the moment that
they're done getting impregnated.
There's got to be bugs that do that like crazy.
crazy.
>> Bugs. There's people in Memphis
doing this How many animals uh
>> Yeah, sexual cannibalism. F female
praying mantises will do it. They'll eat
the male during or after mating. You got
to wait till I'm done. Don't eat me
while we're going at it. Unless it's
right after I bust.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> Take me now. Yeah. Or right when I'm
doing it. That would be hot. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Kill me right when I'm doing that. [laughter]
[laughter]
>> Dude, that's crazy.
Um, what other animals? I believe it's
male raccoons will eat
the the children of a female raccoon so
that she'll go right back into heat to
make want to make more children
>> so they can have sex again.
>> I'm lucky. I'm lucky that didn't happen
with me. You get a redhead baby, you're
like, I got to I got to kill just to get
another one. This is the one I want.
Male raccoons do do that.
>> Are known to sometimes kill and even eat
the young of females. And one main
reason is exactly that, to make the
female go into heat. Again, the behavior
is a form of infanticide and it serves
as an evolutionary purpose similar to
what's observed in lions and some
primate species. Wow.
>> God, that's wild. And female raccoons
can't become pregnant while nursing.
They must finish raising the litter
before entering uh I can't say that. est.
est.
>> When a male kills her kits, she will
return to estrus within days, allowing
him to sire his own offspring rather
than raising another male's.
>> Wow, that's insane.
>> Some Stephen King
>> I mean, that if that happened in human
society, it would be absolutely crazy.
>> Kill your own just so they get hot
again. That's like a Black Mirror
episode. You know what I mean? Like in
the future, you're like, we need to make
uh the perfect human. So, every time
they have a kid, if it's not exactly
what they want, like, you know, they're
doing now people, you can pick things.
They're they're engineering kids now.
You can pick the the specifics of your
kid. Like you want it to be a certain
height, category, you know, weight,
hair, eye color. Like we're getting into
we're playing God. Like we're playing
God. It's going to backfire tremendously
bad. Like sometimes I think
>> Shi Otani was made in a lab. You see
that dude, you're like, do you know a
lot of six, seven Japanese dudes?
>> 265. You're like, this dude was made in
a lab to be the greatest baseball player
of all time.
>> Where was he made?
>> What lab was he made?
>> I mean, look at the size of this man.
arguably the greatest baseball player I
think I've ever seen live. It blows my
mind. If you watch him live, you've seen
him live.
>> It's unbelievable.
>> It's shocking how good he is.
>> And he can't even tell us how much fun
he's having because he doesn't even
speak English.
>> That's why he does that, though. He
doesn't want you to know.
>> He stay He stays he stays he stays that
way. He's not trying to learn.
>> Soani was not made in a lab. He Yeah.
He's a real human born in Japan. He was
born in Mizawa Iwattate Prefecture known
as Oshu.
>> Yeah. Oshu. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> In Japan. We're both all athletes in his
youth. His mother played badminton. Oh,
that answers that. I guess bad mitten
players always make the best baseball
[laughter] player.
>> Bro, imagine how savage his mother is at.
at.
>> She's the baddest at bad. His
father was an amateur baseball player. I
did know that. But a factory worker for
the most part.
>> Oh, that's cool.
>> The rumors claiming he was created in
Japanese laboratory are satirical.
That's right. Humorous. That's what
we're doing here. We'll figure it out.
>> Joking around.
>> But dude, everything's getting
outsourced now, dude. Everything's, bro.
We're We're doing this new thing um with
Mike Row where we're gonna do um
>> Dirty Jobs. Mike Row. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I love that guy.
>> Oh, he's great. His voice is great.
>> God, dude.
>> Dude, every time he talks, I can hear my
mother, which is [laughter] crazy. It's like
like
>> he gets women pregnant by the by the
baritone in his voice.
>> Maybe we need to get rid of that that
[laughter] statement. That didn't
>> That's crazy to say, right?
>> Keep it. No, I like it. Keep it. Okay.
It makes sense.
>> I don't think so. Let me give you my
email. [laughter]
>> Just give me half. Is Ro is Ro married married?
married?
>> I'm not sure
>> if he was a single guy. My good god. The
amount of women.
>> He's doing fine. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Let me do some clean up. I mean, and
it's very like and it's very newsworthy
because he has inflection that jumps up
and down.
>> He worked um
>> No, he's he's single. He's never been
married. Been in some long terms, though.
though.
>> God, he worked on um on QVC whenever he
first started.
>> That's how he got it started. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> No And so we're doing this thing
where it's like uh it's like [snorts]
small American companies, like mom and
pop companies, like trying to create
like an avenue for them to sell
Christmas gifts to other people. So
we're going to do this episode that's
all about that
>> and feature uh a bunch of different products.
products.
>> It's kind of slicing out Amazon, so to
speak, right? You're like, take it back
to the local shops.
>> Yeah. Just so then it's almost like you
get two gifts. I get to get somebody a
gift, but also get to give another
person a gift
>> by having by buying something from them,
you know?
>> Yeah. like what Tom's shoes did kind of,
you know, where you buy a shoe, they
give a shoe to somebody. Yeah. I don't
even I don't know if that's true, but
>> Well, all these products are
Americanmade, so everything is like it's
purely Americanmade. But one of the
things we're noticing, dude, is like
there's nothing made here. >> No.
>> No.
>> Like, if we shut off China completely,
we would be living off of beef
jerky and
>> which I love
>> and wind chimes. Okay,
>> bro. And garden gnomes. We're still
producing those like crazy, bro. We
there. You go past the nursery down the
street, there's 100,000 of them. I'm
like, who's still buying these? But
they're still made here. And by the way,
uh the more I see companies that are
trying to do the made in the USA thing,
the prices go skyrocket. That's the
that's the worst part that you're like,
I want to support them, too. But my god.
>> Well, there's just no there's no
infrastructure. I mean, you can't get
hardly anything done here is what we're
seeing, right? But some of that's
starting to change. Like there's people
that want to do it. Um there's this Good
Ranchers company that is like uh
sourcing meat that's just in America.
There's um American Giant which has
finally created an avenue for like
getting cotton jinned here and that they
can use to create textiles and shirts
like but it's like electronics.
>> No, that's gone.
>> We lost that a long time ago. We were
never going to I mean but also they make
they make the best electronical
man. Like have you seen in Japan,
they've got those streets that have
kinetic energy that stores energy for
you walk on a you now when you walk down
some sidewalks in Japan. It stores
kinetic energy as you walk in the
sidewalks. Look at that. So you press
down and it takes the kinetic energy and
stores it for for energy usage in the future.
future.
>> Brother, there's a pothole on my street
that's been there for 9 years. We can't
get that fixed. And they
got kinetic energy sidewalks. I mean
>> Yeah. That's where Mike Row keeps his
voice in that pothole, dude. [laughter]
It's That thing's deep. I live
down here.
>> But dude, there's Yeah, they have a
sidewalk over there. They can tell if
you're a or not, too.
>> They really? Yeah. >> Damn.
>> Damn.
>> Isn't that crazy?
>> Japan is advanced. [laughter]
>> But dude, that's a scary day to take
your son for a walk, you know? Like, [laughter]
[laughter]
let's see what happens here, fella. They
took the idea of a what was it? What was
it when we were a kid? What was it
called? A uh There it is. That's the road.
road.
>> And that's us just painting.
>> That's me and you just walking around.
Now, if you come when you're on that
block, that's how they know.
>> Yeah. [laughter]
Then they got you. One of us.
>> That's for sure, dude. Bro, it's that.
Yeah, that's the kind of that's looking.
looking.
>> That's out of pocket.
>> But that's great though. That's that
rainbow street. But the craziest thing
was remember they put all that rainbow
and the black pride stuff right next to
each other. And meanwhile in Black
Ultra, they like do not accept the
>> That is not on the same block. They want
that. Yeah. They're like move that to
the other block.
>> Yeah. Like [laughter] put that in
the culdeac. You know,
>> that is a dead end. Put that
on the dead end, dude. Technology is
getting so crazy, man. Did you see the
um I gave her my email.
Could you even imagine?
>> Half an email is even worse.
>> But what? I tried as hard as I
could. She gave me the pen, dude. But uh
and then just sitting in my chair and
just being like, "Bro, why did you go up
there? You got to diet coke and give
woman half of a [laughter] email address.
address.
You are good." H. Um, no.
Speaking of technology, dude, there's a
there's a toilet. Bring up that toilet.
There's a toilet now. They want to be
able to
um is it film you while you're doing
poops or whatever?
>> Yep. They they film you while you're
>> or it's uh they want to be able to test
your poo poo or
>> Oh, I like that. Test me to see if I'm healthy.
healthy.
>> Yeah, but Dude, what if you just
had a night where you had a
couple, you know, you had a couple
barks, root beers, and some pizza,
>> right? It's gonna tell it's gonna let
you know how bad it was for you. That's
good. I want to know. I want to know.
>> And bro, can we discontinue hot honey
pizzas? Because those are making people.
>> Why is that a thing? I don't understand
honey on the pizza. They putting that
They always do that. They go pepperoni,
jalapeno, and hot honey. That's the new
I don't like that. I don't When
did honey make its way onto that?
>> It's just people that want to more.
There's people that can't
>> Coler makes a tiny camera in your toilet
to an analyze the contents.
>> Uh, some smart litter boxes can monitor
our pets habits and health. So having a
camera in our human toilet bowl seems inevitable.
inevitable.
>> No, it doesn't. I don't need a camera in
there. I don't want it to watch me.
[laughter] I don't want that stuff
posted. The caller's like, "Uploading
now to Facebook."
You're [laughter]
>> Ricky just
Ricky gets a four stars.
>> You see my little wiener barely making
it over my balls first thing in the
morning when I'm on Facebook.
My dad would post 100% on accident. He'd
be like, "Help me take this down. I
posted the colar clip."
>> Like, Andrew, what? Andrew, I posted the
caller clip. Please help me take
it down.
>> It was a thick piss. Damn it. [laughter]
Look, sometimes I pee sitting down.
They're They're calculating it
wrong. [laughter]
That would be my fear, dude. But it says
it right here. The 599 Decoda clamps
over the rim like a toilet bowl cleaner,
pointing an optical sensor at your erect
>> excretions and secretions.
>> Excretions and secretions. It then
analyzes the images to detect any blood
and reviews your gut health and
hydration status. Depending on the plan
you choose, the fee is between $70 and
$156 per year.
>> We need to go back to my grandfather who
never went to the doctor. He was like, I
don't I'll figure it out. It'll get me
when it gets me. My grandfather never
wanted to know like this is something
interesting. There's a couple of friends
of ours, not my liberty to say, that
went and got a full body test to make
sure they're okay. And one of our
friends came back with something who you
know and you know it scared him a little
bit but he got it taken care of. It was
benign so luckily it was okay but I got
the fear of he's like you should go do
it and I thought I don't know if I want
to know like do you want to know? I
think just let let it happen when it
happens. I don't want impending doom. I
just want to live life until it's over.
I think it's there's so much noise
stressing us out that more noise about
our existence. I don't really like this.
What's this comment that's coming at us
right now that I think might hit us or whatever.
whatever.
>> I don't want to know. Just let it hit
us. I don't tell me it's going to hit
us. I don't want to I don't want to know
it's it's going to happen because then
I'm preparing for it to happen. I'd
rather just keep living free until it happens.
happens.
>> But what if you're living free and your
neighbor's just digging a huge hole in
his yard to hide in?
>> Let him live then. That's that's his
choice. People build people build
bunkers. All people have been building
bunkers for how long? I mean, as far as
we know, the Denver airport is a is a
big bunker. I mean, and they've told us
for years, they're like, "No, no, that's
not true." And then the older you get,
the government goes back on what it
said. Remember when they said there was
no UFOs when we were kids? Like, there's
no UFOs. And then like a year
ago, they was like, "Yeah, there's
UFOs." Yeah, we got And we got a bunch
of them, too. We keep collecting them.
>> And they're in the water. There said
that. Remember that from
>> living in the water? Yeah. [laughter]
>> They're getting transferred. You've been
underground in New York. You're like,
"This is where they live for sure, dude.
It's Hidetic Jews in the underground
protecting the aliens. We got a
conspiracy theory. Dude,
>> remember the Hidic Jews? They busted him
in that tunnel in the underground.
underground.
>> And they never even
>> No, they wiped that away. They were
like, "We're never talking about that again."
again."
>> There's a dirty mattress and they never even
even
>> The secret synagogue. That's what it
was. That was the wildest I think
I've ever seen in my life. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> They busted him crawling out of those
sinks and then out of a sidewalk. Yeah.
The one that the dude is on the sidewalk
was probably the most like wild photo.
Oh, dude. Speaking of wild,
>> it was that sidewalk that judges you to
that knows it. So, it was like banker
extor [laughter] extortionist
>> right there. Yeah. Look, they got him
crawling out of a great insane, dude.
dude.
>> I know, dude. Look, the sidewalk is just
rattling off right there.
>> You You want to talk about a weird
photo, dude? Did you see this Time
magazine picture of Trump?
>> Did you see his response? It made me
laugh so hard. [clears throat]
>> They took a photo of him. They said, you
know, they put him on Time Magazine for
uh for the um hostages and they wrote
his triumph. You know,
>> that's a picture they used.
>> Well, look at his neck. Yeah, he
commented about it. He was like, "They
deleted my hair." [laughter]
>> I mean, you zoom in on that guy's neck.
It's banana. That is the worst photo
[laughter] I've ever seen, dude.
>> Oh, that neck. It's definitely It gives
long nut.
>> Yeah, that's long nut neck. That's long
nut neck. Honestly, he look I mean, look
what they they did with the sun in his
hair. [laughter]
He's like, "They deleted my hair. They
don't like my hair." I mean, it does
look photoshopped. It's hilarious. They
him on this. How Gaza heels. That
whole thing was just a a bunch of
of
>> You think they were going to give him
They like, this is why it's funny. Time
magazine wasn't going to praise him all
the way. Like, of course they were going
to put a bad photo. You think they were
going to give you the photo of your
choice? Come on. No way. By the
way, I think about that all the time
when I take photos with fans of how
stupid I look. And then when I
do die, they're going to use one of
these dumb photos of me like
half-cloed eyes looking the other way,
blurry, dumb-headed. Every time I take a
photo, I'm sure I look like a
idiot when I take one on the road. So
when people want photos now, I always
go, "Hey, man." They go, "Hey, can I get
a photo?" I go, "Yeah, can I can you can
I selfie it?" So I can just take it of
us. That way I know I'm like, "Hey, then
I know I know what I look like." Said
like a a fat dumb red They
deleted my hair. Oh, disappeared my
hair. That's what it was.
>> They disappeared my hair. They
disappeared my hair.
>> Dude, I'm hanging out. H I was with Kid
Rock the other night and he calls Trump,
dude. It's like
>> got him on speed dial.
>> It's like 1:00 a.m. He calls him. He's
like, "What's going?" Trump answers.
They're talking. I'm like,
"Dude, what is going on?"
>> How was his house, by the way?
>> It was awesome. Kid Rock's house is sick.
sick.
>> I've heard it's wild, right? It looks
like the White House. Is that true?
>> Sweet, dude. Bob's a nice guy, man. He's
uh he's like he's thoughtful. He's, you
know, he's Kid Rock, but he's also like,
you know, he's also complete animal.
animal.
>> Yeah, it looks like the White House,
right? Isn't that It's a dupe of the
White House.
>> Yeah, that's it right there. God, that's
bananas to me.
>> And you can see it from you can see it
from town if you're at a restaurant.
It's pretty cool.
>> It's perched up on the hill.
>> Yeah. Um
>> that's Nashville or where is that?
>> Yeah, that's in
>> dude. Last week we went to NBA Young Boy
which was dope. We went to I went and
watched Ella Langley play which was
awesome. Um and this kid Dylan Marlo.
Have you ever heard of him?
>> I don't think so. But I'm really bad
when it comes to that kind of stuff.
Like I that that group I was playing in
the hallway. I'm in love with them and I
forget their name.
>> Oh, Cameron Marlo. Sorry. Dylan Marlo is
great. I've watched him. But uh Cameron
Marlo, this guy.
>> Is this his brother? Are they related? No.
No. >> No.
>> No.
>> Oh, wow. Handsome dude.
>> Yeah. I didn't look at him like that, but
but
>> I am. I'm looking at him like that.
>> Yeah, him then.
>> I might I always I always figure half of
it's got to be talent, half's got to be
handsome. He's a handsome cat.
>> You know, he's I will say this now that
I think about it a little bit more,
which I'm not going to think about a
lot. He's a little bit handsome. But
>> he is,
>> bro. Sings like God. I mean, just like >> country.
>> country.
>> I don't even know. gospel, country, go.
It's just like it's a lot.
>> Phenomenal, though. And then we went and
saw your boy Dermit Kennedy the other
night. He's Irish.
>> Yeah. Yeah. One of my one of my own.
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>> It it it's it's a pattern of the >> It's a pattern of the world of comedy,
>> It's a pattern of the world of comedy, though. It's very difficult. Whenever
though. It's very difficult. Whenever someone's like, "Why this thing, not
someone's like, "Why this thing, not that thing?" I can't tell you. Some
that thing?" I can't tell you. Some things are a shoein, right?
things are a shoein, right? >> Like when I first met Shane,
>> Like when I first met Shane, >> that was a shoein. I knew for a fact
>> that was a shoein. I knew for a fact Shane was going to be very what? You
Shane was going to be very what? You know what I mean?
know what I mean? >> No, just his look.
>> No, just his look. >> Oh, yeah. Th this one.
>> Oh, yeah. Th this one. >> I just knew. I just knew when I met
>> I just knew. I just knew when I met Shane.
Shane. >> That's so perfect.
>> That's so perfect. >> I knew when I met Shane, you were like,
>> I knew when I met Shane, you were like, "Well, people everyone's going to know
"Well, people everyone's going to know Shane."
Shane." >> Yeah. Some of his looks just
>> Yeah. Some of his looks just encapsulate. It's not a generation, but
encapsulate. It's not a generation, but it's just encap It's so encapsulating.
it's just encap It's so encapsulating. >> Yes.
>> Yes. >> A mood that people relate to. Yeah.
>> A mood that people relate to. Yeah. >> Such a specific mood. He's got a couple
>> Such a specific mood. He's got a couple of
of >> Dude, dude. Yeah. He's one of the best.
>> Dude, dude. Yeah. He's one of the best. I I mean, so entertaining. is a once in
I I mean, so entertaining. is a once in a generational talent, but some people,
a generational talent, but some people, you know, are going to, but other people
you know, are going to, but other people you're like, how come that person is not
you're like, how come that person is not as they're so funny? Like, they're so,
as they're so funny? Like, they're so, >> you know, I don't know. I I think it's
>> you know, I don't know. I I think it's unexplainable. But yeah, I was so
unexplainable. But yeah, I was so grateful that she uh even came and was
grateful that she uh even came and was on the show, but I got to message her
on the show, but I got to message her and just uh
and just uh >> show her some love.
>> show her some love. >> Yeah, I just took a like after that all
>> Yeah, I just took a like after that all after everything, I was just like this
after everything, I was just like this is just too it just it just was all a
is just too it just it just was all a lot. I just needed like some time to
lot. I just needed like some time to just kind of like decompress at home and
just kind of like decompress at home and just do some things that I like doing.
just do some things that I like doing. Um,
Um, >> are you getting a do you have a hobby
>> are you getting a do you have a hobby that takes you away from all the
that takes you away from all the >> Um, oh, I've been going to SEC football
>> Um, oh, I've been going to SEC football almost every weekend in different
almost every weekend in different cities.
cities. >> But do you have a hobby that that you
>> But do you have a hobby that that you can do alone that takes you away from
can do alone that takes you away from everything?
everything? >> Yeah, I like to do yoga. I like to work
>> Yeah, I like to do yoga. I like to work out at home. Um, just going to recovery
out at home. Um, just going to recovery meetings, things like that, you know.
meetings, things like that, you know. So, those are fun things. I would like
So, those are fun things. I would like to maybe get a new hobby. I think if I
to maybe get a new hobby. I think if I get a new house, I could get a dog or
get a new house, I could get a dog or something like that.
something like that. >> That's a good hobby.
>> That's a good hobby. >> So, that would be great to have, you
>> So, that would be great to have, you know, just to have that.
know, just to have that. >> That's a great responsibility. Um, I was
>> That's a great responsibility. Um, I was just thinking about this. Um, oh, how
just thinking about this. Um, oh, how was the the comedy festival you guys
was the the comedy festival you guys went to? Was it good
went to? Was it good >> in Riad? Yeah. Wild, dude. It was crazy.
>> in Riad? Yeah. Wild, dude. It was crazy. Well, the backlash on the internet was
Well, the backlash on the internet was even more insane. It was insane.
even more insane. It was insane. >> That stuff seemed ridiculous to me,
>> That stuff seemed ridiculous to me, though. You feel like it was.
though. You feel like it was. >> Everyone is a walking contradiction and
>> Everyone is a walking contradiction and there's a there's a million miles of
there's a there's a million miles of hypocrisy in people's arguments. And the
hypocrisy in people's arguments. And the fact that the community was attacking
fact that the community was attacking each other was very strange to me. Um,
each other was very strange to me. Um, but you know, mo like overall, uh, my
but you know, mo like overall, uh, my feeling about it was,
feeling about it was, uh, Jimmy Carr said something that I
uh, Jimmy Carr said something that I thought was kind of a powerful
thought was kind of a powerful statement. Um, he said, I I don't always
statement. Um, he said, I I don't always tend to look at where a country has
tend to look at where a country has been, you know, because they're all
been, you know, because they're all flawed, but I'd like to see where
flawed, but I'd like to see where they're going. And he says, I'd like to
they're going. And he says, I'd like to think that where they're going is an
think that where they're going is an attempt at progress and and future and
attempt at progress and and future and growth. Um, and people may disagree with
growth. Um, and people may disagree with it, but you know, when when we went over
it, but you know, when when we went over there looking at the faces of 27, 28
there looking at the faces of 27, 28 year old kids that my own American
year old kids that my own American ignorance, I was like, well, they're
ignorance, I was like, well, they're gonna be riding on camels and they're
gonna be riding on camels and they're all wearing coverups. They were dressed,
all wearing coverups. They were dressed, you know, like street kids for the most
you know, like street kids for the most part. It's 27y old 28-year-old kids who
part. It's 27y old 28-year-old kids who were wearing jeans and t-shirts and they
were wearing jeans and t-shirts and they just wanted to see us. And we met the
just wanted to see us. And we met the fans afterwards and it was kind of a
fans afterwards and it was kind of a beautiful moment, you know, and I
beautiful moment, you know, and I haven't dug into the whole thing. Well,
haven't dug into the whole thing. Well, I haven't paid a lot of attention to it
I haven't paid a lot of attention to it because it was a lot of noise and hate
because it was a lot of noise and hate and uh
and uh >> yeah, I haven't delved into
>> yeah, I haven't delved into >> Well, it's fine. People can feel how
>> Well, it's fine. People can feel how they feel about it. That's fine. That
they feel about it. That's fine. That the world will keep spinning. Um but
the world will keep spinning. Um but there's a lot of hypocrisy out there.
there's a lot of hypocrisy out there. There's a lot of hypocrisy and a lot of
There's a lot of hypocrisy and a lot of people contradict. We're all walking
people contradict. We're all walking contradictions, right? So, when you
contradictions, right? So, when you start throwing stones, just make sure
start throwing stones, just make sure you know, just make sure that your
you know, just make sure that your plates's clean because I just feel like
plates's clean because I just feel like um something something that you've said
um something something that you've said six months ago, you may disagree with
six months ago, you may disagree with today. And I think at the core root of
today. And I think at the core root of it, we forget sometimes that we're just
it, we forget sometimes that we're just comedians. And you and I when we do
comedians. And you and I when we do shows like this is like we want to have
shows like this is like we want to have fun and make each other laugh and just
fun and make each other laugh and just and joke around and bring humor to this
and joke around and bring humor to this whole space. And when the community
whole space. And when the community begins to attack each other, you know, I
begins to attack each other, you know, I just think that's a detriment to comedy
just think that's a detriment to comedy as a whole. I don't take myself that
as a whole. I don't take myself that serious. Unless I'm on the golf course
serious. Unless I'm on the golf course and then I'm dead serious. No,
and then I'm dead serious. No, no, no, no, no. But I just don't I don't
no, no, no, no. But I just don't I don't I don't take myself that serious. I'm a
I don't take myself that serious. I'm a stupid clown. I'm a I'm a I'm an
stupid clown. I'm a I'm a I'm an I'm an ASU
I'm an ASU graduate
graduate uh barely high made it out of high
uh barely high made it out of high school who went to school for
school who went to school for communication because I was confused
communication because I was confused about what I wanted out of my life and
about what I wanted out of my life and my career. And my whole goal was to make
my career. And my whole goal was to make people laugh and feel good. And what
people laugh and feel good. And what comes along with success is
comes along with success is responsibility to some degree. Um but
responsibility to some degree. Um but the public's idea of my responsibility
the public's idea of my responsibility and mine are two different things. Mine
and mine are two different things. Mine is to spread love and comedy and make
is to spread love and comedy and make people feel good and laugh and entertain
people feel good and laugh and entertain people.
people. >> Amen. and also um and also live my life
>> Amen. and also um and also live my life and enjoy it as much as I can before
and enjoy it as much as I can before they tell you to you're not funny
they tell you to you're not funny anymore or to get out of here. So, if
anymore or to get out of here. So, if there's anything I can do, I'm just
there's anything I can do, I'm just segueing naturally. My biggest thing now
segueing naturally. My biggest thing now is like, can I make people feel good and
is like, can I make people feel good and also do do good? And I'm doing this
also do do good? And I'm doing this thing on December 6th in LA City Valley
thing on December 6th in LA City Valley College um uh Southern California
College um uh Southern California Special Olympics. I'm I'm doing a
Special Olympics. I'm I'm doing a fundraiser. You get to. It's called Ho
fundraiser. You get to. It's called Ho Ho Homers. You come come hit home runs
Ho Homers. You come come hit home runs off your favorite celebrities. If you're
off your favorite celebrities. If you're in town, I'd love to have you.
in town, I'd love to have you. >> I might be in town that week.
>> I might be in town that week. >> I'd love it. December 6th is Saturday,
>> I'd love it. December 6th is Saturday, LA City Valley College. It's for It's
LA City Valley College. It's for It's for Southern California Special
for Southern California Special Olympics. And stuff like that means more
Olympics. And stuff like that means more to me than all the noise and the
to me than all the noise and the of the internet of opinions
of the internet of opinions over what a comic should or shouldn't do
over what a comic should or shouldn't do or whatever that world is. And that to
or whatever that world is. And that to me is the most important thing is like,
me is the most important thing is like, can I do good, feel good, uplift other
can I do good, feel good, uplift other people and comedians and the community?
people and comedians and the community? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> And then the rest can off into
>> And then the rest can off into space because I'm just trying to do my
space because I'm just trying to do my best, man. I mean, leave me
best, man. I mean, leave me alone sometimes. My good god, you know.
alone sometimes. My good god, you know. >> Yeah. It's well, it's just the and the
>> Yeah. It's well, it's just the and the media is just so dumb. They all they
media is just so dumb. They all they care. It's just like about creating
care. It's just like about creating controversy. I It's funny. I didn't
controversy. I It's funny. I didn't think anything of it. I uh like like
think anything of it. I uh like like I've got asked to go to Qatar again in a
I've got asked to go to Qatar again in a few weeks and I think I'm going to go
few weeks and I think I'm going to go over there, right? Like I had a great
over there, right? Like I had a great time when I was there um last time. It
time when I was there um last time. It was so cool to see a lot of the guys
was so cool to see a lot of the guys there that are it's a Muslim country. A
there that are it's a Muslim country. A lot of the guys we're talking to at
lot of the guys we're talking to at first you see their outfits. Bring up
first you see their outfits. Bring up the picture of us. Um, and but then you
the picture of us. Um, and but then you talk to him and the guy's like, "Oh, I
talk to him and the guy's like, "Oh, I went to Oregon. I went to
went to Oregon. I went to University of Oregon. Go dogs."
University of Oregon. Go dogs." [laughter] What? Like we think like all
[laughter] What? Like we think like all these people like live in sand castles
these people like live in sand castles and are like, you know what I'm
and are like, you know what I'm saying?
saying? >> Yeah. There you are wearing the garb. I
>> Yeah. There you are wearing the garb. I also that was another thing we asked if
also that was another thing we asked if that was disrespectful if we were and
that was disrespectful if we were and the guys wanted to give us one. They
the guys wanted to give us one. They were like, "Oh, no."
were like, "Oh, no." >> It was so cool to have. I still They
>> It was so cool to have. I still They were very nice. And and also, you know,
were very nice. And and also, you know, I was I was writing jokes about it
I was I was writing jokes about it because I was like, I don't know if I'll
because I was like, I don't know if I'll ever joke about it. But I think it was
ever joke about it. But I think it was funny when someone's like, you know,
funny when someone's like, you know, they're all terrorists and you're like,
they're all terrorists and you're like, 8 million people in Riad are to all of
8 million people in Riad are to all of them are terrorists. What are you what
them are terrorists. What are you what are you talking about? And they go,
are you talking about? And they go, well, they did 9/11. You're like, I
well, they did 9/11. You're like, I thought we said we did 911. [laughter]
thought we said we did 911. [laughter] What? I thought Remember when you guys
What? I thought Remember when you guys were all like, we did it. I thought they
were all like, we did it. I thought they said we did. I just think
said we did. I just think >> Well, we all know who did it. [laughter]
>> Well, we all know who did it. [laughter] >> I think there's a lot of walking
>> I think there's a lot of walking contradictions and 100%. Well, so so
contradictions and 100%. Well, so so it's hard to for me to have it's hard
it's hard to for me to have it's hard for anyone to yell so loud about
for anyone to yell so loud about something to me cuz I go, "Well, nothing
something to me cuz I go, "Well, nothing is perfect." But if you're trying, if
is perfect." But if you're trying, if your intentions are right, if your
your intentions are right, if your intentions are good, I do believe um
intentions are good, I do believe um there's hope for growth. And uh people
there's hope for growth. And uh people are allowed to be mad about it. And I
are allowed to be mad about it. And I just what I didn't like, what I don't
just what I didn't like, what I don't like is um is is in the community
like is um is is in the community stabbing and going after other people in
stabbing and going after other people in the community because I just think
the community because I just think that's an odd move. I don't I don't
that's an odd move. I don't I don't understand it. I go go off if that's how
understand it. I go go off if that's how you want to live your life. Enjoy the
you want to live your life. Enjoy the drama. But I'm in a room. I just don't I
drama. But I'm in a room. I just don't I don't give a about your judgmental
don't give a about your judgmental opinion because you yourself are not on
opinion because you yourself are not on high. Unless you're not Are you Are you
high. Unless you're not Are you Are you tweeting your hate at me from a phone
tweeting your hate at me from a phone that was mined from lithium by people
that was mined from lithium by people that were trapped? What are you talking
that were trapped? What are you talking about? Who made your car? Where'd you
about? Who made your car? Where'd you get gas? Who made your clothes? Unless
get gas? Who made your clothes? Unless you are Sue in Alaska and you and you
you are Sue in Alaska and you and you live off of yourself in the land, you
live off of yourself in the land, you don't have a lot of room to talk. You
don't have a lot of room to talk. You really don't. I'm sorry. I I I just
really don't. I'm sorry. I I I just think uh
think uh >> and none of us in a lot of ways. You're
>> and none of us in a lot of ways. You're right. There's so much hypocrisy, man.
right. There's so much hypocrisy, man. Yeah. It's like we're I think we were we
Yeah. It's like we're I think we were we were committing hypocrisy without even
were committing hypocrisy without even realizing it sometimes.
realizing it sometimes. >> Yeah. We do we do we do we are walking
>> Yeah. We do we do we do we are walking contradictions. The human condition is
contradictions. The human condition is to be a walking contradiction, brother.
to be a walking contradiction, brother. When I was a kid,
When I was a kid, >> I I I
>> I I I remember feeling like in no world do I
remember feeling like in no world do I feel like I want to get married. I don't
feel like I want to get married. I don't really I was like I don't want to get
really I was like I don't want to get married or have a family. I pine for
married or have a family. I pine for that now as an adult. um, you know, I
that now as an adult. um, you know, I wanted to have a family, we couldn't
wanted to have a family, we couldn't have a family. And that changed my
have a family. And that changed my perspective. And back I remember being
perspective. And back I remember being in college being like, I don't think I'm
in college being like, I don't think I'm ever doing that
ever doing that >> you know? That's stupid. That's foolish.
>> you know? That's stupid. That's foolish. That's that's not for me. I want to be a
That's that's not for me. I want to be a comic. That's all I need is this and
comic. That's all I need is this and this and this. And your your views
this and this. And your your views change, your goals change, your
change, your goals change, your affiliations change, your friendships
affiliations change, your friendships change. Like,
change. Like, >> you keep changing. You know, when they
>> you keep changing. You know, when they wrote in your yearbook, never change.
wrote in your yearbook, never change. That was the worst advice anybody could
That was the worst advice anybody could ever give you. Should change.
ever give you. Should change. You should change. You should change a
You should change. You should change a lot and you should keep growing and
lot and you should keep growing and changing. I mean, man.
changing. I mean, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. If you're still sitting
>> Yeah. Yeah. If you're still sitting there playing pencil break and
there playing pencil break and eating your buddy's boogers so you can
eating your buddy's boogers so you can have money to buy candy at lunch, dude,
have money to buy candy at lunch, dude, you're a sick
you're a sick >> Yeah. Please change. You can't play
>> Yeah. Please change. You can't play paper football forever. It is fun, but
paper football forever. It is fun, but my god, I was nasty at that
my god, I was nasty at that >> dude. That was But this was the
>> dude. That was But this was the rule, dude.
rule, dude. >> Right. This [laughter]
>> Right. This [laughter] >> so dumb. Meanwhile, you're
>> so dumb. Meanwhile, you're supposed to be learning and years later,
supposed to be learning and years later, you're like, why am I dumb?
you're like, why am I dumb? Oh, but dude, you're right, dude. Yeah.
Oh, but dude, you're right, dude. Yeah. The infighting on most comedians I
The infighting on most comedians I didn't understand. People sent me there
didn't understand. People sent me there was a clip from Mark Marin where he like
was a clip from Mark Marin where he like said something about me in his comedy
said something about me in his comedy special.
special. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And it was like Theo would interview
>> And it was like Theo would interview Hitler,
Hitler, >> right?
>> right? >> And [snorts] I'm like, well, it's kind
>> And [snorts] I'm like, well, it's kind of crazy that you say that because
of crazy that you say that because >> he's dead. First of all, you can't
>> he's dead. First of all, you can't >> Well, also the Nekboy just interviewed
>> Well, also the Nekboy just interviewed him. [laughter]
him. [laughter] >> So, what are we even talking about?
>> So, what are we even talking about? >> What are we talking about? Right. Well,
>> What are we talking about? Right. Well, I think that's two the the other side of
I think that's two the the other side of the Marin coin, which like Mark loves to
the Marin coin, which like Mark loves to start That's like his
start That's like his >> he loves this right here. We we I
>> he loves this right here. We we I probably I shouldn't even
probably I shouldn't even >> say Yeah, we don't have to. But I mean,
>> say Yeah, we don't have to. But I mean, he loves to start Like that's a
he loves to start Like that's a part of his that's his discourse is
part of his that's his discourse is talking And
talking And >> a piece of me knows when we talk
>> a piece of me knows when we talk about people we love and we joke around
about people we love and we joke around about each other. Uh there's love behind
about each other. Uh there's love behind it. And I don't know what the if there's
it. And I don't know what the if there's love behind with you and him. I don't
love behind with you and him. I don't know your relationship. The internet
know your relationship. The internet seems to know. They think they know
seems to know. They think they know everyone's relationship, which
everyone's relationship, which is even more mind-boggling. But I do
is even more mind-boggling. But I do think um
think um >> yeah, it's always been fine. I always
>> yeah, it's always been fine. I always think if it's if if if you joke about
think if it's if if if you joke about somebody, if it's funny and it's ingest,
somebody, if it's funny and it's ingest, it's obvious. And if it's not, it tends
it's obvious. And if it's not, it tends to be a little bit more obvious. And so
to be a little bit more obvious. And so I don't understand that kind of
I don't understand that kind of approach. I don't get it. But I also
approach. I don't get it. But I also know we can all touch a lot of bases,
know we can all touch a lot of bases, right? Like in the sense of like I've
right? Like in the sense of like I've known Mark for a long time. He
known Mark for a long time. He annoys the out of me. I also it's
annoys the out of me. I also it's like in the comedy buddy space I have a
like in the comedy buddy space I have a lot of guys that I you get on with
lot of guys that I you get on with sometimes then you fall out and then you
sometimes then you fall out and then you get on and then you get pissed off and
get on and then you get pissed off and then they do these things. But we're all
then they do these things. But we're all in this co-work cooworker space. I do
in this co-work cooworker space. I do think you shouldn't I do think there's
think you shouldn't I do think there's no necessary need to go after other
no necessary need to go after other people. I don't get it. But a lot of
people. I don't get it. But a lot of times it's not my war to fight or our
times it's not my war to fight or our wars to fight. So I let people go do it
wars to fight. So I let people go do it that people shoot at us and I'm like
that people shoot at us and I'm like whatever man. I'm just gonna still make
whatever man. I'm just gonna still make dumb comedy for my fans until
dumb comedy for my fans until I'm dead or until they tell me to go
I'm dead or until they tell me to go away. I'm just gonna have try. I'm
away. I'm just gonna have try. I'm trying to have the most fun I can with
trying to have the most fun I can with my stupid little dumpling in our little
my stupid little dumpling in our little studio until they tell us to go away.
studio until they tell us to go away. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> And I don't give a about the drama.
>> And I don't give a about the drama. I mean, the drama is such like grow up.
I mean, the drama is such like grow up. Give me a break.
Give me a break. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> But you're right. You didn't deserve you
>> But you're right. You didn't deserve you don't deserve to be attacked on a
don't deserve to be attacked on a special. That's very strange. I think
special. That's very strange. I think even Mark would admit, someone I've
even Mark would admit, someone I've known for a long time, not been close
known for a long time, not been close to, but we've known him from because of
to, but we've known him from because of the store. um someone who I think he
the store. um someone who I think he himself would admit I would hope that
himself would admit I would hope that wasn't the best move to put you in a
wasn't the best move to put you in a special. I mean why
special. I mean why you know what I mean? Sometimes I write
you know what I mean? Sometimes I write jokes about my dad and I'm like why did
jokes about my dad and I'm like why did I put that in a special? You know what I
I put that in a special? You know what I mean? Like oh yeah a friend
mean? Like oh yeah a friend >> or a friend or a colleague for that
>> or a friend or a colleague for that matter because you're probably not
matter because you're probably not friends but I don't I just don't know. I
friends but I don't I just don't know. I don't know if it's necessary.
don't know if it's necessary. >> Maybe he just meant it as something
>> Maybe he just meant it as something funny you know.
funny you know. >> Well look yeah the core of it was
>> Well look yeah the core of it was probably him trying to write a joke
probably him trying to write a joke about it but I don't think you're close
about it but I don't think you're close enough for that to be for that to have
enough for that to be for that to have that kind of you know.
that kind of you know. >> Yeah. Or maybe to say, "Hey, what do you
>> Yeah. Or maybe to say, "Hey, what do you think about this?"
think about this?" >> That would have been great. If you if
>> That would have been great. If you if you if you say to somebody, "Hey, man,
you if you say to somebody, "Hey, man, are you cool with me right doing this
are you cool with me right doing this joke?"
joke?" >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Or I'm [clears throat] just letting you
>> Or I'm [clears throat] just letting you know I'm doing this joke.
know I'm doing this joke. >> But the media also likes to make
>> But the media also likes to make It's like, yeah, what our country
It's like, yeah, what our country is complicit in so much like, you
is complicit in so much like, you know, it's like one thing that I thought
know, it's like one thing that I thought was like go going to like a Muslim
was like go going to like a Muslim country like they have their rules. They
country like they have their rules. They have their way of life. It's not my way
have their way of life. It's not my way of life, right? It's their rules. I
of life, right? It's their rules. I don't know what it's like to grow up
don't know what it's like to grow up there and to live there. I don't know
there and to live there. I don't know what um what like pros and cons are of
what um what like pros and cons are of having like such like staunch beliefs or
having like such like staunch beliefs or like sticking to such doctrines and
like sticking to such doctrines and stuff like that. Like I don't know. I
stuff like that. Like I don't know. I can go and look and see. But for me to
can go and look and see. But for me to say that your country needs to be just
say that your country needs to be just like our country which has been
like our country which has been complicit in a lot of up stuff.
complicit in a lot of up stuff. >> The most up
>> The most up >> Not the people but the government,
>> Not the people but the government, right? Who the am I to go say? You
right? Who the am I to go say? You know what I'm saying? Like it's really
know what I'm saying? Like it's really hard for me to be like you guys need to
hard for me to be like you guys need to be more like us when it's like well look
be more like us when it's like well look at all the that um
at all the that um we're being
we're being >> shoehorned into.
>> shoehorned into. >> Right. That's a perfect statement that
>> Right. That's a perfect statement that we're being shoehorned into.
we're being shoehorned into. >> Well, here's the argument, right?
>> Well, here's the argument, right? >> And also we don't know what the
>> And also we don't know what the we're talking about. So if you disagree
we're talking about. So if you disagree with us, that's fine, dude.
with us, that's fine, dude. >> That's fine, too. I don't care. Well,
>> That's fine, too. I don't care. Well, that's what people say. They go, "Well,
that's what people say. They go, "Well, you didn't get paid by the people got
you didn't get paid by the people got paid by the government." I said, "Well,
paid by the government." I said, "Well, yeah, people bring promoters and
yeah, people bring promoters and companies bring people in all the time."
companies bring people in all the time." I that that's kind of how the globe
I that that's kind of how the globe works as far as entertainment goes.
works as far as entertainment goes. People can't produce a show. Someone has
People can't produce a show. Someone has to do it. And I think the idea was let's
to do it. And I think the idea was let's bring Western entertainment here. Uh not
bring Western entertainment here. Uh not in an effort to like avoid some of the
in an effort to like avoid some of the bad that's happened, but more to
bad that's happened, but more to try to change culture to grow. I'm
try to change culture to grow. I'm hoping that's my that was my hope for
hoping that's my that was my hope for it. And people are like, "Just say it
it. And people are like, "Just say it was about money." It's like, "Yeah,
was about money." It's like, "Yeah, dude. We perform for money and to bring
dude. We perform for money and to bring comedy to people." These these these
comedy to people." These these these these two things can coexist. The idea
these two things can coexist. The idea that someone's like, "Just say it's all
that someone's like, "Just say it's all about money." No, dude. It's also about
about money." No, dude. It's also about the idea that this is an enticing new
the idea that this is an enticing new world. It's like, "Shit, dude. I've
world. It's like, "Shit, dude. I've never performed overseas. I've literally
never performed overseas. I've literally never performed uh anywhere outside I've
never performed uh anywhere outside I've done. We did London and Dublin. I've
done. We did London and Dublin. I've never done any other country outside of
never done any other country outside of North America.
North America. >> Wow.
>> Wow. >> Yeah. And that was kind of wild
>> Yeah. And that was kind of wild to me.
to me. >> For sure. Especially all you guys and
>> For sure. Especially all you guys and girls, all these comedians going over
girls, all these comedians going over there at one time. Kind of wild, man.
there at one time. Kind of wild, man. >> It must have felt otherworldly.
>> It must have felt otherworldly. >> It did. It I mean, it literally was. It
>> It did. It I mean, it literally was. It felt like a It It felt like a I was put
felt like a It It felt like a I was put It felt like it was in a in a movie. I
It felt like it was in a in a movie. I was like, "This feels so so out of my
was like, "This feels so so out of my own element." And And
own element." And And >> you get any of that uh
>> you get any of that uh >> Lebanese food? You better believe it. No
>> Lebanese food? You better believe it. No way.
way. >> Did you [laughter] get any of that uh
>> Did you [laughter] get any of that uh that Saudi Arabian cocaine of it?
that Saudi Arabian cocaine of it? >> No, man.
>> No, man. >> Or a little bit of that nose sand.
>> Or a little bit of that nose sand. [sighs]
[sighs] >> No, I got a wicked eye infection.
>> No, I got a wicked eye infection. Instead, I got sand in my
Instead, I got sand in my eyeball. Then
eyeball. Then >> No, but you know what I think at the end
>> No, but you know what I think at the end of the day? Um,
of the day? Um, >> you need a colonoscopy. You're like,
>> you need a colonoscopy. You're like, "This thing's
"This thing's >> in my car."
>> in my car." >> And just cuz you got sand in your eye,
>> And just cuz you got sand in your eye, you're like, "This thing's dude.
you're like, "This thing's dude. [laughter] my my buttle's dilated now
[laughter] my my buttle's dilated now because this the bad the the uh
because this the bad the the uh fuse is broken or whatever.
fuse is broken or whatever. [laughter] just like dude all you did
[laughter] just like dude all you did was brush your teeth and it's like
was brush your teeth and it's like you're a homosexual [laughter] or
you're a homosexual [laughter] or whatever. You're like what the
whatever. You're like what the We're taking you to church. You have the
We're taking you to church. You have the Baptist setup. We're taking you to
Baptist setup. We're taking you to church.
church. >> It t it tells my whole family. It sends
>> It t it tells my whole family. It sends them all text messages. Andrew is gay.
them all text messages. Andrew is gay. Andrew is gay. Andrew is gay. What? Oh
Andrew is gay. Andrew is gay. What? Oh my Yeah. No, [laughter]
>> my Jeep did that. >> Yeah. I just took a thick early
>> Yeah. I just took a thick early this morning. That thing's
this morning. That thing's overreacting. [laughter]
overreacting. [laughter] >> Shut it down,
>> Shut it down, >> dude. Is the government still shut down?
>> dude. Is the government still shut down? Can
Can >> Yeah. Is that still shut down? Cuz I
>> Yeah. Is that still shut down? Cuz I have to fly in a day or two and I'm a
have to fly in a day or two and I'm a little worried about it.
little worried about it. >> Pull it up on Perplexity. Is the
>> Pull it up on Perplexity. Is the government still shut down? Dude,
government still shut down? Dude, >> that's how dumb I am. I don't even
>> that's how dumb I am. I don't even understand what that meant when they
understand what that meant when they said the government shut down.
said the government shut down. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> I was like, all of it? What do you mean?
>> I was like, all of it? What do you mean? We What does that even mean? They're
We What does that even mean? They're just not They're not gathering.
just not They're not gathering. [laughter] The shutdown began on October
[laughter] The shutdown began on October 1st due to Congress's failure to approve
1st due to Congress's failure to approve a new budget and now has lasted 22 days.
a new budget and now has lasted 22 days. Dude, I'll tell you this. Everything's
Dude, I'll tell you this. Everything's privatized now. Anyway, dude, have you
privatized now. Anyway, dude, have you been to the post office? Dude, I went to
been to the post office? Dude, I went to the post office the other day. Okay,
the post office the other day. Okay, dude. I went in there. There was I'm not
dude. I went in there. There was I'm not even joking. This is true. There's two
even joking. This is true. There's two birds fighting over a box. And
birds fighting over a box. And there was a black woman that worked in
there was a black woman that worked in there just trying to spray them with
there just trying to spray them with Lysol to get them [laughter] out of the
Lysol to get them [laughter] out of the facility, dude. And I was like, what the
facility, dude. And I was like, what the
>> Yeah, I know that post office. I've been there. Like, what the is happening?
there. Like, what the is happening? >> Well, they have carrier pigeons are
>> Well, they have carrier pigeons are backed and they got to keep them under
backed and they got to keep them under control a little bit. Any government
control a little bit. Any government building you enter, you're like, this is
building you enter, you're like, this is this will be a nightmare.
this will be a nightmare. >> It's all been privatized, dude. It's
>> It's all been privatized, dude. It's over.
over. >> Yeah, it's done. Yeah, it's done.
>> Yeah, it's done. Yeah, it's done. >> You have to realize it's a shell the the
>> You have to realize it's a shell the the It's just a shell for private companies
It's just a shell for private companies now. That's all it is. I mean, look at
now. That's all it is. I mean, look at uh they're holding the UFC at the White
uh they're holding the UFC at the White House, right? Which is going to be
House, right? Which is going to be unreal.
unreal. >> In that new office that he built,
>> In that new office that he built, [laughter] the new the new ballroom or
[laughter] the new the new ballroom or whatever. the new
whatever. the new >> UFC at the White House is insane.
>> UFC at the White House is insane. >> But think about that. We're gonna be on
>> But think about that. We're gonna be on the lawn of the White House. What? It's
the lawn of the White House. What? It's cra it's it's become a performance.
cra it's it's become a performance. >> Dana White's gonna be inside gambling
>> Dana White's gonna be inside gambling inside the White House. They'll just
inside the White House. They'll just they'll set up a table for Dude,
they'll set up a table for Dude, I've seen those videos. This guy betting
I've seen those videos. This guy betting like mil millions and millions of
like mil millions and millions of dollars. I know he's got it like that,
dollars. I know he's got it like that, but my god, the anxiety of just watching
but my god, the anxiety of just watching him bet 3 million bucks makes my insides
him bet 3 million bucks makes my insides drop out.
drop out. >> Oh, look how UFC 250 on the lawn.
>> Oh, look how UFC 250 on the lawn. >> This is going to be so crazy. I better
>> This is going to be so crazy. I better be really nice to Joe Rogan this year.
be really nice to Joe Rogan this year. [laughter]
[laughter] >> You want to That's how that's You're
>> You want to That's how that's You're going to get a ticket. You're front row,
going to get a ticket. You're front row, baby. You're front row.
baby. You're front row. >> That's insane.
>> That's insane. >> To commemorate the 250th anniversary of
>> To commemorate the 250th anniversary of the United States UFC plans to hold a
the United States UFC plans to hold a historic mixed martial arts event on the
historic mixed martial arts event on the south lawn of the White House.
south lawn of the White House. >> I'm not kidding when I say this.
>> I'm not kidding when I say this. >> Mhm.
>> Mhm. >> I thought you were around. I
>> I thought you were around. I like thought this I thought that was it
like thought this I thought that was it was an AI generation. I thought that was
was an AI generation. I thought that was just a joke. But that is actually the
just a joke. But that is actually the plans to do it.
plans to do it. >> What is that? It's going to be on his uh
>> What is that? It's going to be on his uh Trump's birthday.
Trump's birthday. >> Oh, it's going to be on his birthday.
>> Oh, it's going to be on his birthday. Wow. I thought it was on the 4th of
Wow. I thought it was on the 4th of July.
July. >> They changed it. They couldn't get that
>> They changed it. They couldn't get that date.
date. >> Oh, it said that up there. Yeah. Okay.
>> Oh, it said that up there. Yeah. Okay. They couldn't get four of They were
They couldn't get four of They were booked out for the 4th of July. The
booked out for the 4th of July. The White House was booked. [laughter]
White House was booked. [laughter] >> They're booked out.
>> They're booked out. >> Imagine if they' unbooked the White
>> Imagine if they' unbooked the White House. But that's, you know what I'm
House. But that's, you know what I'm saying? That's where we're at.
saying? That's where we're at. Everything, it's all become, we've all,
Everything, it's all become, we've all, everything has become um you know, the
everything has become um you know, the post office is because everybody uses
post office is because everybody uses Amazon or FedEx now. That's what I'm
Amazon or FedEx now. That's what I'm saying. It's like the government. You
saying. It's like the government. You take your to the post office.
take your to the post office. >> Good luck.
>> Good luck. >> They don't know where it is. You don't
>> They don't know where it is. You don't know where it is. It's [laughter]
know where it is. It's [laughter] basically a halfway house for mail.
basically a halfway house for mail. >> It's a recovery for male.
>> It's a recovery for male. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. It's a
>> Yeah. It's a >> That mail's on his 12th step. It's uh
>> That mail's on his 12th step. It's uh it's doing really good.
it's doing really good. >> Nick Nick, what do you think about that
>> Nick Nick, what do you think about that when you hear about UFC at the White
when you hear about UFC at the White House? Nick's a big UFC guy.
House? Nick's a big UFC guy. >> Is he? He's big, huh? It's It's crazy.
>> Is he? He's big, huh? It's It's crazy. It's like we're living in a simulation.
It's like we're living in a simulation. Um, and the fact that they just use
Um, and the fact that they just use Perplexity to generate their AI images
Perplexity to generate their AI images of the White House is crazy, too. It's
of the White House is crazy, too. It's like they don't use an artist, but it's
like they don't use an artist, but it's going to be wild. And
going to be wild. And >> you're going to go, Nick.
>> you're going to go, Nick. >> Wait, who uses that? Perplexity does
>> Wait, who uses that? Perplexity does that.
that. >> They They're the ones that generated
>> They They're the ones that generated that image it set up for TBS. It was TBS
that image it set up for TBS. It was TBS Twitter, right?
Twitter, right? >> Yeah. Those really look like uh AI
>> Yeah. Those really look like uh AI generated images of their mockups of
generated images of their mockups of what it's going to look like.
what it's going to look like. >> Wow. I mean, that's going to be unbel
>> Wow. I mean, that's going to be unbel It's going to But it's just like, you
It's going to But it's just like, you know what I'm saying?
know what I'm saying? That's where we're at.
That's where we're at. >> I know.
>> I know. >> It's like everything that was
>> It's like everything that was governmental that meant like a lot of
governmental that meant like a lot of the things I think that had felt like a
the things I think that had felt like a lot of purpose and texture and
lot of purpose and texture and heightened um like something that was
heightened um like something that was almost above us and untouchable is now
almost above us and untouchable is now uh very accessible. And maybe I'm
uh very accessible. And maybe I'm looking at it too negatively that it's
looking at it too negatively that it's all just been commercialized. Um
all just been commercialized. Um >> you've said it since 2018, everything's
>> you've said it since 2018, everything's WWE now and UFC and WWE are the same
WWE now and UFC and WWE are the same company. It's going to be at the White
company. It's going to be at the White House
House >> cuz UFC owns WWE. Is that true? Is that
>> cuz UFC owns WWE. Is that true? Is that right?
right? >> Yeah. They merged into TKO.
>> Yeah. They merged into TKO. >> It's a good name
>> It's a good name >> with William Morris. It's all a
>> with William Morris. It's all a conglomerate.
conglomerate. >> William Morris, the a the agency. Yeah.
>> William Morris, the a the agency. Yeah. >> This is the thing that's going to start
>> This is the thing that's going to start to happen is
to happen is they're going to start to create things
they're going to start to create things and I believe this already happens. They
and I believe this already happens. They create things in stories in the news to
create things in stories in the news to create like a story and then they make
create like a story and then they make um like movies and stuff about it. Like
um like movies and stuff about it. Like it's all
it's all >> right. Oh my. It's all It's all feeding
>> right. Oh my. It's all It's all feeding the next storyried machine. Yeah. Well,
the next storyried machine. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know,
I mean, you know, >> for Dana, uh,
>> for Dana, uh, >> it's so exciting. I mean,
>> it's so exciting. I mean, >> it's incred It's it's wild that it's
>> it's incred It's it's wild that it's gotten to the place now where it's
gotten to the place now where it's >> this globalized. I mean, it's it's it's
>> this globalized. I mean, it's it's it's got to be one of the fastest, if not the
got to be one of the fastest, if not the fastest growing sport. I mean,
fastest growing sport. I mean, >> well, because he was fearless. I mean,
>> well, because he was fearless. I mean, he was he said, "We're going to keep
he was he said, "We're going to keep this going on during the pandemic." They
this going on during the pandemic." They picked up so many. How big did their fan
picked up so many. How big did their fan base grow during the pandemic? Can you
base grow during the pandemic? Can you look that up? Well, because everybody
look that up? Well, because everybody else, right, the only one that operated,
else, right, the only one that operated, but the NBA was in a bubble. They were
but the NBA was in a bubble. They were like the only ones that operated, right?
like the only ones that operated, right? I mean,
I mean, >> yeah,
>> yeah, >> I think they're the only ones that did
>> I think they're the only ones that did that like the bubble thing or whatever.
that like the bubble thing or whatever. >> And they were all getting like
>> And they were all getting like >> Well, they they're all getting
>> Well, they they're all getting going leaving and getting up and
going leaving and getting up and coming coming back. How much UFC? Yeah.
coming coming back. How much UFC? Yeah. Oh my god. 40% in 2021 alone.
Oh my god. 40% in 2021 alone. >> Jesus.
>> Jesus. >> According during the COVID pandemic with
>> According during the COVID pandemic with overall pay-per-view sales and
overall pay-per-view sales and sponsorships hitting record highs, they
sponsorships hitting record highs, they were the only show in town.
were the only show in town. >> You got Dana White's You got to
>> You got Dana White's You got to respect him, man. I mean, he's just is a
respect him, man. I mean, he's just is a is a brilliant businessman. He invested
is a brilliant businessman. He invested in early on. And Rogan was also there at
in early on. And Rogan was also there at the beginning. I remember watching that
the beginning. I remember watching that interview on ESPN with him. We watched
interview on ESPN with him. We watched it literally the other day in the car
it literally the other day in the car when he got in the argument with that
when he got in the argument with that that that boxing promoter about the
that that boxing promoter about the boxing pro being like, "This will never
boxing pro being like, "This will never be this will never be
be this will never be a beloved American sport."
a beloved American sport." >> And Rogan kept using facts to to destroy
>> And Rogan kept using facts to to destroy this guy's argument. And it was so true.
this guy's argument. And it was so true. I mean, even I remember the the old cage
I mean, even I remember the the old cage days of like Tank Abbott, right? Is that
days of like Tank Abbott, right? Is that his name? Right. and the San Diego and
his name? Right. and the San Diego and the Orange County guys. And I remember
the Orange County guys. And I remember >> Ortiz and I remember thinking like,
>> Ortiz and I remember thinking like, >> man, this is this is like this wild
>> man, this is this is like this wild sport. I don't I didn't even know then.
sport. I don't I didn't even know then. I didn't really think I was like, will
I didn't really think I was like, will this become like a major thing? Like,
this become like a major thing? Like, will this be ESPN broadcast or
will this be ESPN broadcast or pay-per-view? Like, will this get to
pay-per-view? Like, will this get to that level? I didn't think then it
that level? I didn't think then it would. I you know, I didn't doubt it,
would. I you know, I didn't doubt it, but I never was like I could I didn't
but I never was like I could I didn't know if that was possible. You were
know if that was possible. You were like, that's it seems like a niche
like, that's it seems like a niche thing, but it's not true. American
thing, but it's not true. American American culture loves um we love
American culture loves um we love one-on-one. Yeah, that one. That guy. We
one-on-one. Yeah, that one. That guy. We love We love this idea.
love We love this idea. >> Sort of like human fighting in my
>> Sort of like human fighting in my view or uh pitbull fighting. Guys are
view or uh pitbull fighting. Guys are elbowing each other to the heads. Guys
elbowing each other to the heads. Guys are kneing each other. Um they get into
are kneing each other. Um they get into leg locks, start rolling around on the
leg locks, start rolling around on the ground, submission holes.
ground, submission holes. >> Joe, you can't respond to that question.
>> Joe, you can't respond to that question. >> How is that human? How is that human
>> How is that human? How is that human fighting? You know what that is?
fighting? You know what that is? That's actual fighting. You know what
That's actual fighting. You know what boxing is? What boxing is a very limited
boxing is? What boxing is a very limited form of fighting? It's kind of a silly
form of fighting? It's kind of a silly agreement. Say like, "We hate each
agreement. Say like, "We hate each other. We're going to fight. We're going
other. We're going to fight. We're going to duke it out manto man, but we're only
to duke it out manto man, but we're only going to use our hands. That's it." But
going to use our hands. That's it." But what ultimate fighting is, it's the
what ultimate fighting is, it's the actual sport of fighting. It encompasses
actual sport of fighting. It encompasses all aspects of fighting. Ground game,
all aspects of fighting. Ground game, kicking, punching, elbows, submissions,
kicking, punching, elbows, submissions, all the above. That's why it's much more
all the above. That's why it's much more exciting. That's why it's a much more
exciting. That's why it's a much more dynamic sport. What boxing is is one
dynamic sport. What boxing is is one aspect of mixed martial arts.
aspect of mixed martial arts. >> If we ever It's true. It's one aspect. I
>> If we ever It's true. It's one aspect. I mean it's just one little aspect of you
mean it's just one little aspect of you know the this the total package of what
know the this the total package of what fighting in its I imagine in its
fighting in its I imagine in its original form humanto human combat had
original form humanto human combat had to have been all all all systems go it
to have been all all all systems go it was it was everything it was wrestling
was it was everything it was wrestling it was fighting it I mean can you
it was fighting it I mean can you imagine the first you know the first
imagine the first you know the first fighting that homo sapiens were doing
fighting that homo sapiens were doing there wasn't rules like [laughter] they
there wasn't rules like [laughter] they were they were they were
were they were they were probably using rocks I mean they were
probably using rocks I mean they were probably a referee there wasn't a
probably a referee there wasn't a referee there There was one local guy.
referee there There was one local guy. There was one frail ginger man
There was one frail ginger man >> who was breaking up. [laughter]
>> who was breaking up. [laughter] >> Guys,
>> Guys, >> guys, please be nice.
>> guys, please be nice. >> One pale ginger who was the ref.
>> One pale ginger who was the ref. >> Yeah. I mean, it's just impressive. It's
>> Yeah. I mean, it's just impressive. It's impressive that it's grown to the scale
impressive that it's grown to the scale that it's become. When Joe has taken me
that it's become. When Joe has taken me and I sit and watch, I'm I'm mesmerized.
and I sit and watch, I'm I'm mesmerized. I mean, I can't I can't lie and say that
I mean, I can't I can't lie and say that I'm a huge follower of it because I
I'm a huge follower of it because I don't know enough. But I do love
don't know enough. But I do love watching it because I think it's it's
watching it because I think it's it's incredible athletes doing just
incredible athletes doing just remarkable It's amazing. It's
remarkable It's amazing. It's incredible that they get to this place
incredible that they get to this place of this kind of training and and
of this kind of training and and technical the abilities. It's wild to
technical the abilities. It's wild to watch live. And when you listen
watch live. And when you listen to heavyweights hit each other in UFC,
to heavyweights hit each other in UFC, you're like, "My god, dude." The sound,
you're like, "My god, dude." The sound, I mean, you could feel it in your bones.
I mean, you could feel it in your bones. It's nuts. Sometimes it's hard to
It's nuts. Sometimes it's hard to swallow. You're like, "Good God, that
swallow. You're like, "Good God, that sound [laughter]
sound [laughter] >> I know."
>> I know." >> But and they want to do it. That's the
>> But and they want to do it. That's the craziest thing, man. Oh, I remember in
craziest thing, man. Oh, I remember in high school when kid you would hear
high school when kid you would hear about these kids watching UFC and it was
about these kids watching UFC and it was like kids who were smoking dope and one
like kids who were smoking dope and one guy's sister was like callirling or
guy's sister was like callirling or whatever. I mean, you just hear some
whatever. I mean, you just hear some crazy You and you'd be
crazy You and you'd be [clears throat] like, "Dude, we can
[clears throat] like, "Dude, we can never go around those guys." They're
never go around those guys." They're like getting a pay-per-view of this
like getting a pay-per-view of this >> where it's like a 400 pound guy beats up
>> where it's like a 400 pound guy beats up a little Chinese guy or whatever
a little Chinese guy or whatever or like a strong baby from Vietnam or
or like a strong baby from Vietnam or something. They would have these crazy
something. They would have these crazy fights.
fights. >> Crazy fights. Like they have a blind
>> Crazy fights. Like they have a blind black guy or whatever who's just
black guy or whatever who's just super violent and they got him fighting.
super violent and they got him fighting. So it's just like this it was
So it's just like this it was crazy. But now it's like
crazy. But now it's like it just it's become so mainstream but
it just it's become so mainstream but but they were alive during co man. Uh
but they were alive during co man. Uh >> yeah like that fight that's just that's
>> yeah like that fight that's just that's a guy that works at AutoZone.
a guy that works at AutoZone. >> Yeah. Like
>> Yeah. Like >> fighting with a guy that works at
>> fighting with a guy that works at AutoZone Sandwich [laughter]
AutoZone Sandwich [laughter] dude. that guy.
dude. that guy. >> This was the first ever UFC fight and
>> This was the first ever UFC fight and the guy on the right was in Forgetting
the guy on the right was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He just passed away a
Sarah Marshall. He just passed away a couple years ago.
couple years ago. >> Oh, rest in peace, Taylor Willie.
>> Oh, rest in peace, Taylor Willie. >> Horrible.
>> Horrible. >> No, great. Thanks, Nick. Now you make us
>> No, great. Thanks, Nick. Now you make us feel bad. The guy's dead. You bring up a
feel bad. The guy's dead. You bring up a picture of a guy who's dead.
picture of a guy who's dead. >> I didn't know.
>> I didn't know. >> I thought that was AI.
>> I thought that was AI. >> Son of a
>> Son of a >> I didn't real. Um, what's his name?
>> I didn't real. Um, what's his name? Where was he from?
Where was he from? >> Taylor Willie, Hawaii.
>> Taylor Willie, Hawaii. >> Nice. Oh, I got my Hawaii shirt on
>> Nice. Oh, I got my Hawaii shirt on today. This surfing shirt.
today. This surfing shirt. >> Can you surf?
You know what? You know what Hawaii means?
means? >> Uhuh.
>> Uhuh. >> It's Hav
>> It's Hav and
and Ha is wind, I think. Look this up
Ha is wind, I think. Look this up because I'm going to it up.
because I'm going to it up. >> Okay. Hav
uh one is water. It's like it's broken up. Ha is breath, life force. Vi is
up. Ha is breath, life force. Vi is water. And uh E is representing supreme
water. And uh E is representing supreme or divine. M.
or divine. M. >> It's kind of beautiful.
>> It's kind of beautiful. >> Oh, it's the best.
>> Oh, it's the best. >> Hawaii is the best.
>> Hawaii is the best. >> They crushed it, dude.
>> They crushed it, dude. >> Dude, I love going out there, man. Oh,
>> Dude, I love going out there, man. Oh, yeah. It's the It's It's so funny, too,
yeah. It's the It's It's so funny, too, cuz of living on the West Coast. It's
cuz of living on the West Coast. It's like either go to New York or Hawaii.
like either go to New York or Hawaii. Same flight time. I'm like, I think I'm
Same flight time. I'm like, I think I'm going to go to the islands. [laughter]
going to go to the islands. [laughter] Like,
Like, >> Whenever I'm like like it's the same
>> Whenever I'm like like it's the same flight time to go to New York, I was
flight time to go to New York, I was like, I'd rather go west, go out to the
like, I'd rather go west, go out to the island, just disappear out there. I I
island, just disappear out there. I I honestly like I get it when people go
honestly like I get it when people go and retire out there and like you meet
and retire out there and like you meet some guy at, you know, at a local bar or
some guy at, you know, at a local bar or something. He's like, "Yeah, I moved
something. He's like, "Yeah, I moved from the state. I moved from Arkansas 28
from the state. I moved from Arkansas 28 years ago. I'm never going
years ago. I'm never going back." You're like, "I get it, dude.
back." You're like, "I get it, dude. It's heaven on earth out there."
It's heaven on earth out there." >> Okay. And we moved here. My wife's a
>> Okay. And we moved here. My wife's a lesbian now, but we're still together.
lesbian now, but we're still together. You kind of
You kind of >> Yeah. She does She does the coconuts.
>> Yeah. She does She does the coconuts. Yeah. She does.
Yeah. She does. >> She does her thing. I do mine.
>> She does her thing. I do mine. >> thing. I'm playing in a band. And it's
>> thing. I'm playing in a band. And it's going really well. Everybody knows me.
going really well. Everybody knows me. [laughter]
[laughter] >> You know, everybody knows me in this
>> You know, everybody knows me in this little town.
little town. >> This place is great. And you'll
>> This place is great. And you'll see somebody at night, they'll be
see somebody at night, they'll be driving a car, the headlights don't
driving a car, the headlights don't work, but they're shining a flashlight
work, but they're shining a flashlight out of the window.
out of the window. >> Mag light out the side. It's just like
>> Mag light out the side. It's just like so bootleg. But I love that, dude. It's
so bootleg. But I love that, dude. It's just like it's their own place and they
just like it's their own place and they uh Yeah, there's nothing like it.
uh Yeah, there's nothing like it. >> It's a phenomenal spot.
>> It's a phenomenal spot. >> Yeah. All the American things have
>> Yeah. All the American things have gotten crazy. Like it's just like
gotten crazy. Like it's just like everything's kind of changed, you know?
everything's kind of changed, you know? It's like Mount Rushmore, they're going
It's like Mount Rushmore, they're going to put a nose ring in one of the guys
to put a nose ring in one of the guys
>> It's just gotten crazy. >> Washington's got blue hair now. I think
>> Washington's got blue hair now. I think [laughter]
[laughter] >> Washington's wearing a choker.
>> Washington's wearing a choker. [laughter]
[laughter] >> Franklin's got a tongue pierced.
>> Franklin's got a tongue pierced. They're building a tongue with a
They're building a tongue with a piercing [laughter] on it.
piercing [laughter] on it. >> And then underneath says, "This is
>> And then underneath says, "This is fire."
fire." >> Even those guys, man, they wanted during
>> Even those guys, man, they wanted during the American Revolution before it, they
the American Revolution before it, they wanted to like they were a big part of
wanted to like they were a big part of like the expansion to take over Indians
like the expansion to take over Indians land. Like there's always just been
land. Like there's always just been hypocrisy in this country.
hypocrisy in this country. >> Yeah, we live we live in a hypocritical
>> Yeah, we live we live in a hypocritical world and we can't be critical of
world and we can't be critical of everyone. We can try our best to do our
everyone. We can try our best to do our best, but the idea that we're impervious
best, but the idea that we're impervious to criticism is We're we are
to criticism is We're we are all walking contradictions. Yeah.
all walking contradictions. Yeah. >> You know, and and uh the better we are
>> You know, and and uh the better we are at admitting the fact that we don't
at admitting the fact that we don't believe everything that we used to
believe everything that we used to believe and that's a healthy
believe and that's a healthy perspective, the better we'll get along
perspective, the better we'll get along with changing and growing. I'm a
with changing and growing. I'm a progressive person, right, in the idea
progressive person, right, in the idea that like I want people to live their
that like I want people to live their ultimate freedoms. So, in that, right,
ultimate freedoms. So, in that, right, um I'm very in in a in in a socially
um I'm very in in a in in a socially liberal world, I want you to be as free
liberal world, I want you to be as free as you want to be. I don't give a
as you want to be. I don't give a what you know what you identify as, who
what you know what you identify as, who you want to be, gay, straight, whatever
you want to be, gay, straight, whatever you are. I want people to feel free to
you are. I want people to feel free to be their own human. And I think the more
be their own human. And I think the more that that love resonates with people,
that that love resonates with people, the more comfortable we are with getting
the more comfortable we are with getting over the fact that your business is your
over the fact that your business is your business. I don't have time to fight
business. I don't have time to fight with people about how they operate and
with people about how they operate and live their lives. You're not harming
live their lives. You're not harming other people. I couldn't give a
other people. I couldn't give a about you and your freedoms. That's
about you and your freedoms. That's the best part of the country. You should
the best part of the country. You should feel free as here. and and other
feel free as here. and and other countries should follow suit. The the
countries should follow suit. The the problem is
problem is >> we should stop infighting. If we show
>> we should stop infighting. If we show the most love for our progressive
the most love for our progressive culture that we just let people live the
culture that we just let people live the way they need to live, the world, I
way they need to live, the world, I think, will take a note a little bit
think, will take a note a little bit better. I, you know, I love that, you
better. I, you know, I love that, you know, America gets a lot of criticism,
know, America gets a lot of criticism, but I do think we're tr we are making
but I do think we're tr we are making waves and changes. We just don't ever
waves and changes. We just don't ever get credit for it at all because we're
get credit for it at all because we're we're continually fixing. A lot of
we're continually fixing. A lot of places aren't aren't updating. They're
places aren't aren't updating. They're not doing the updates. We're trying. We
not doing the updates. We're trying. We are all trying in different ways. Some
are all trying in different ways. Some updates people don't like and it moves
updates people don't like and it moves fast. And then sometimes people think,
fast. And then sometimes people think, "Oh, well, we're regressing." But I
"Oh, well, we're regressing." But I think if your if your heart is in the
think if your if your heart is in the right place to let people live their
right place to let people live their ultimate freedoms of life, whatever that
ultimate freedoms of life, whatever that may be, I think culture will continue to
may be, I think culture will continue to grow and change. It doesn't happen
grow and change. It doesn't happen overnight. The world will not change
overnight. The world will not change overnight, and neither will the
overnight, and neither will the United States. We're all doing our best
United States. We're all doing our best to get there the best we can. You may
to get there the best we can. You may not agree with all of it. I don't agree
not agree with all of it. I don't agree with a lot of my peers. You know,
with a lot of my peers. You know, there's friends I have that we don't
there's friends I have that we don't share the same opinions about stuff.
share the same opinions about stuff. That doesn't mean we're not going to be
That doesn't mean we're not going to be friends. And that doesn't mean we can't
friends. And that doesn't mean we can't still get on. You know, that that like
still get on. You know, that that like to say that we're all going to view
to say that we're all going to view things and feel the same and think the
things and feel the same and think the same, that's insane. That's not
same, that's insane. That's not a logical way to live.
a logical way to live. >> It's Well, it's also it's just
>> It's Well, it's also it's just impossible. It's like if you think like
impossible. It's like if you think like one race should run everything or one
one race should run everything or one group, it's just that's never going to
group, it's just that's never going to be the way it is, right?
be the way it is, right? >> No. Um
>> No. Um >> it shouldn't be. We we people should we
>> it shouldn't be. We we people should we should you know my grandfather used to
should you know my grandfather used to always say that old old man thing of
always say that old old man thing of like you know he doesn't talk religion
like you know he doesn't talk religion and politics he never did you know and
and politics he never did you know and and and he was many f he was friends
and and he was many f he was friends with many people that had different
with many people that had different politics and religion than he didn't
politics and religion than he didn't mean he couldn't be couldn't get on with
mean he couldn't be couldn't get on with them. Yeah
them. Yeah >> right now there's a divisive movement of
>> right now there's a divisive movement of hate separate and I think that's
hate separate and I think that's sad I think educating, talking,
sad I think educating, talking, empathy. I think all these things help
empathy. I think all these things help people grow and less
people grow and less less infighting, less drama, less
less infighting, less drama, less less hate, less vitil because
less hate, less vitil because it comes from an awful place that's
it comes from an awful place that's spiraling into we're spiraling into a
spiraling into we're spiraling into a negative negative world, man.
negative negative world, man. Bad. It's weird. It's bad. I think the
Bad. It's weird. It's bad. I think the only way out is to do good as much as
only way out is to do good as much as you can in your life and your community
you can in your life and your community with your loved ones, your family, and
with your loved ones, your family, and your friends [snorts] and push push more
your friends [snorts] and push push more positive out to people. I mean, it
positive out to people. I mean, it sounds corny, but I mean it. Like, stop
sounds corny, but I mean it. Like, stop the dude. All this
the dude. All this then the internet is like fueling
then the internet is like fueling negativity.
negativity. >> And it's when we click on it, it's when
>> And it's when we click on it, it's when we watch on it, you know? It's like uh
we watch on it, you know? It's like uh Yeah, Porier says that all the time.
Yeah, Porier says that all the time. He's like, "Man, I don't watch. If it's
He's like, "Man, I don't watch. If it's something like if it's going to be
something like if it's going to be gossipy, if it's going to be that kind
gossipy, if it's going to be that kind of stuff, don't bring it into me. I
of stuff, don't bring it into me. I don't I just don't want that in my
don't I just don't want that in my world."
world." >> Doesn't need it.
>> Doesn't need it. >> Yeah. And our worlds get affected pretty
>> Yeah. And our worlds get affected pretty easily. You don't think about it. It's
easily. You don't think about it. It's just like a pool of water and it's like
just like a pool of water and it's like you put this in, then you're
you put this in, then you're just sitting there swimming in
just sitting there swimming in you know?
you know? >> And I don't want to swim in
>> And I don't want to swim in >> Yeah. And I'm not Yeah. And nobody's
>> Yeah. And I'm not Yeah. And nobody's perfect at I'm not saying that I'm great
perfect at I'm not saying that I'm great at it or anything or even that I do it
at it or anything or even that I do it well, but um to to be conscious of it
well, but um to to be conscious of it that the people that are creating things
that the people that are creating things for you to see, they may not have your
for you to see, they may not have your best interest at hand.
best interest at hand. >> You know, I think the days of that being
>> You know, I think the days of that being or even pure truth. Dude, one of the
or even pure truth. Dude, one of the worst things was after the uh comedy
worst things was after the uh comedy special and people were making articles
special and people were making articles and stuff,
and stuff, people would find old videos of me
people would find old videos of me talking about stuff on this podcast and
talking about stuff on this podcast and put it out like it was new,
put it out like it was new, >> of course.
>> of course. >> And so then there was like emotional
>> And so then there was like emotional stuff. Like we've talked about a ton of
stuff. Like we've talked about a ton of stuff on this over the years. I mean, I
stuff on this over the years. I mean, I kind of like I'm kind of a late bloomer
kind of like I'm kind of a late bloomer and I like kind of came in understanding
and I like kind of came in understanding some of my own life and thoughts and
some of my own life and thoughts and feelings a lot on this during podcasting
feelings a lot on this during podcasting and people like even like
and people like even like positive groups are like putting I
positive groups are like putting I was like, why would you put
was like, why would you put this? I'm getting thousands of people
this? I'm getting thousands of people have sent me this thing and you're like
have sent me this thing and you're like acting like it's brand new today. This
acting like it's brand new today. This is from 5 years ago,
is from 5 years ago, >> right? Date it. They should date it.
>> right? Date it. They should date it. >> I don't know. It's all like and I I
>> I don't know. It's all like and I I there was a ton of nice stuff. I I mean
there was a ton of nice stuff. I I mean it was all nice. All comes from a good
it was all nice. All comes from a good place. But it's just it's all kind of
place. But it's just it's all kind of fascinating. You know,
fascinating. You know, >> you know what I learned I think I've
>> you know what I learned I think I've learned in the more recent years and I
learned in the more recent years and I mean this is um all of us all of us are
mean this is um all of us all of us are little tiny kids in a big adult shell
little tiny kids in a big adult shell pretending that we know what we're
pretending that we know what we're doing.
doing. >> Oh,
>> Oh, >> I don't care how intelligent you are,
>> I don't care how intelligent you are, how adjusted you are, how well to do you
how adjusted you are, how well to do you are, rich, poor, no matter where you
are, rich, poor, no matter where you come from. We're all little kids in this
come from. We're all little kids in this big shell pretending that we know what
big shell pretending that we know what we're doing. It's like a little tiny guy
we're doing. It's like a little tiny guy driving the machine and we all think
driving the machine and we all think that we're we know what we're doing, but
that we're we know what we're doing, but we're not. We're all insecure, broken
we're not. We're all insecure, broken little children who are just trying to
little children who are just trying to pretend to be adults and and and figure
pretend to be adults and and and figure our out. We're all figuring it out.
our out. We're all figuring it out. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> It's it's all a lie. It's all a lie.
>> It's it's all a lie. It's all a lie. This we're all, you know, like no one is
This we're all, you know, like no one is more mature than one. No one has a
more mature than one. No one has a better idea of how the world's going to
better idea of how the world's going to work. your opinions are are as base as
work. your opinions are are as base as the next person. You're just a little
the next person. You're just a little kid inside of a human shell. And so I
kid inside of a human shell. And so I think remembering that gives me some
think remembering that gives me some solace that I'm like this guy isn't
solace that I'm like this guy isn't better than me, isn't smarter than me,
better than me, isn't smarter than me, isn't whatever. We're just little kids
isn't whatever. We're just little kids in a big body. That's all we are. Yeah.
in a big body. That's all we are. Yeah. Trying to trying to do good if he can
Trying to trying to do good if he can >> and and and that's it. And
>> and and and that's it. And >> and have have empathy for the idea that
>> and have have empathy for the idea that >> you don't really know somebody. You
>> you don't really know somebody. You don't really know them until you know
don't really know them until you know them.
them. >> Yeah. shooting at them is not going to
>> Yeah. shooting at them is not going to do any good. You know, stop taking shots
do any good. You know, stop taking shots at people. It's just weird. I don't get
at people. It's just weird. I don't get it.
it. >> I mean, yeah.
>> I mean, yeah. I don't know. I think recently I've just
I don't know. I think recently I've just been thinking of all the grace that God
been thinking of all the grace that God has had in my life when you think about
has had in my life when you think about that, dude. Just like all the times that
that, dude. Just like all the times that something could have been bad or that he
something could have been bad or that he was like supportive or all those things,
was like supportive or all those things, you know. Um but yeah, man, you're
you know. Um but yeah, man, you're right. We're all just everybody's just
right. We're all just everybody's just hopefully trying their best.
hopefully trying their best. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> You know, continue and learning as we
>> You know, continue and learning as we go.
go. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> And we don't know what the we're
>> And we don't know what the we're talking about also, people. So,
talking about also, people. So, >> well, we know what we're talking about.
>> well, we know what we're talking about. I don't know if it's right for anybody
I don't know if it's right for anybody else, but I know how I feel. I know I
else, but I know how I feel. I know I know where my heart's at. I know where
know where my heart's at. I know where my soul's at.
my soul's at. >> Imperfect people
>> Imperfect people >> trying to just figure it out.
>> trying to just figure it out. >> That's that's it, you know.
>> That's that's it, you know. >> Um, are you guys done trying to have a
>> Um, are you guys done trying to have a child, do you think? Is there
child, do you think? Is there >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think also our age now, like we're at an
think also our age now, like we're at an age now in our 40s where I think it's
age now in our 40s where I think it's like, you know, we've accepted it, so to
like, you know, we've accepted it, so to speak. I mean, I that's not the it's not
speak. I mean, I that's not the it's not the right word, but we're I'm okay with
the right word, but we're I'm okay with where we are now and we'll see what the
where we are now and we'll see what the future holds in terms of like what is
future holds in terms of like what is our next adventure in life. You know,
our next adventure in life. You know, where do we move? Where do we go? Who do
where do we move? Where do we go? Who do we support?
we support? >> You know, I have a 54 year old Asian boy
>> You know, I have a 54 year old Asian boy that I take care of
that I take care of >> every day of the week,
>> every day of the week, >> a little Korean boy. He's kind of my
>> a little Korean boy. He's kind of my child. I feel like I've adopted a lot of
child. I feel like I've adopted a lot of children that I work with in the sense
children that I work with in the sense that like you're you producers and we
that like you're you producers and we have young producers, editors, and I've
have young producers, editors, and I've kind of take them under my wing. I think
kind of take them under my wing. I think my children have started to become um my
my children have started to become um my community. You know, if I can help out
community. You know, if I can help out new comics or if I can give advice or if
new comics or if I can give advice or if I can lend a hand or do these charity
I can lend a hand or do these charity events or something, I think that's
events or something, I think that's become a little bit of my child, you
become a little bit of my child, you know,
know, >> to me if I can do that. That's that's
>> to me if I can do that. That's that's become my focus. And it may change.
become my focus. And it may change. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> But I think for now, that's where I'm
>> But I think for now, that's where I'm at, you know?
at, you know? >> Yeah. I start thinking about that kind
>> Yeah. I start thinking about that kind of stuff like if I don't have kids, then
of stuff like if I don't have kids, then it's okay, you know? It's like I'll find
it's okay, you know? It's like I'll find like other ways to be of service or um
like other ways to be of service or um you get little pieces of family from
you get little pieces of family from other people or maybe I'll just, you
other people or maybe I'll just, you know, uh spend that time more just with
know, uh spend that time more just with my own family that we didn't get when we
my own family that we didn't get when we were young. And that's kind of like the
were young. And that's kind of like the part that I get out of life that my
part that I get out of life that my spirit gets this time, you know, and
spirit gets this time, you know, and maybe there's something else next time,
maybe there's something else next time, you know? Maybe it just gets to uh kind
you know? Maybe it just gets to uh kind of re remake
of re remake old things, you know, redo things that
old things, you know, redo things that weren't close.
weren't close. >> Sure.
>> Sure. >> Or have a new experience with some of
>> Or have a new experience with some of those things. And that's um the parts of
those things. And that's um the parts of love that I get out of this time. And
love that I get out of this time. And that's okay.
that's okay. >> That's good. You know, I look at it as
>> That's good. You know, I look at it as you ever seen that c you ever seen that
you ever seen that c you ever seen that game
game that [clears throat] um it's in an
that [clears throat] um it's in an arcade? You could look up a picture of
arcade? You could look up a picture of it, but you you put in you put in
it, but you you put in you put in quarters or change and they pile up and
quarters or change and they pile up and there's a thing that slides back and
there's a thing that slides back and forth. You've seen that thing, right? I
forth. You've seen that thing, right? I love that.
love that. >> Right. And the idea is like you keep
>> Right. And the idea is like you keep putting in money into that thing. You
putting in money into that thing. You may never and probably never are going
may never and probably never are going to get the full flush of the coins.
to get the full flush of the coins. Someone else will though. So, it's kind
Someone else will though. So, it's kind of like a a sociological experiment in a
of like a a sociological experiment in a way too, right? Like your greed could
way too, right? Like your greed could supersede, right? But there is something
supersede, right? But there is something interesting about this that like if you
interesting about this that like if you looked at it in a beautiful way, you're
looked at it in a beautiful way, you're kind of loading up coins for someone
kind of loading up coins for someone else to have fortune.
else to have fortune. >> Uh it may not be for you, you know? So,
>> Uh it may not be for you, you know? So, it's kind of that's kind of the story of
it's kind of that's kind of the story of life. I mean, seriously, I know it's a
life. I mean, seriously, I know it's a little cheesy, but it's almost like
little cheesy, but it's almost like you're just loading up coins and doing
you're just loading up coins and doing right. It doesn't mean it's going to pay
right. It doesn't mean it's going to pay off for you, but it may pay off uh
off for you, but it may pay off uh socially for the future for for somebody
socially for the future for for somebody else. And isn't that kind of dope? Like
else. And isn't that kind of dope? Like that's why I think doing doing something
that's why I think doing doing something for other people, whether it's charity
for other people, whether it's charity groups or lending a hand or whatever,
groups or lending a hand or whatever, that's kind of my idea. I probably won't
that's kind of my idea. I probably won't be there to see the reward most likely,
be there to see the reward most likely, but that doesn't matter. It's kind of
but that doesn't matter. It's kind of dope that I know that someone's going to
dope that I know that someone's going to feel that cuz you felt success and
feel that cuz you felt success and reward, right?
reward, right? >> Mhm.
>> Mhm. >> And so when something has blessed you
>> And so when something has blessed you with success and reward, isn't it cool
with success and reward, isn't it cool to know someone else is going to get it?
to know someone else is going to get it? Whether or not you get to enjoy it,
Whether or not you get to enjoy it, that's not the point. The point is the
that's not the point. The point is the knowledge that it will and may happen or
knowledge that it will and may happen or may happen.
may happen. >> Oh yeah. I mean, there's people that
>> Oh yeah. I mean, there's people that have helped me along the way, and I
have helped me along the way, and I wouldn't have had the I wouldn't have
wouldn't have had the I wouldn't have had the opportunity to be in a place for
had the opportunity to be in a place for success reward. I mean, we're all just
success reward. I mean, we're all just kind of like a composite of the people
kind of like a composite of the people that have supported us. Totally.
that have supported us. Totally. >> Or the composite of the love that's been
>> Or the composite of the love that's been shown us, you know, um and even our
shown us, you know, um and even our outcomes are um
outcomes are um >> Thanks, bro.
>> Thanks, bro. >> Thank you, dude. This was fantastic.
>> Thank you, dude. This was fantastic. >> I got to come, Ginger. I got to come bad
>> I got to come, Ginger. I got to come bad guys.
guys. >> You got to come. You got to come. You
>> You got to come. You got to come. You got to come see us. You got to come see
got to come see us. You got to come see us. I got to come. We'd love to have you
us. I got to come. We'd love to have you back. You know that. I I love I love to
back. You know that. I I love I love to see you around. I know you're out and
see you around. I know you're out and about and you're moving a lot, but take
about and you're moving a lot, but take time for you. Do whatever you got to do
time for you. Do whatever you got to do to center yourself and enjoy enjoy, you
to center yourself and enjoy enjoy, you know, some rest time and get away from
know, some rest time and get away from all the for a little while.
all the for a little while. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah, >> you need it.
>> you need it. >> Yeah, I do need it. I do need to make
>> Yeah, I do need it. I do need to make sure that I keep that a focal point. And
sure that I keep that a focal point. And uh yeah, I appreciate you asking about
uh yeah, I appreciate you asking about it, man. And I appreciate you checking
it, man. And I appreciate you checking in. And um Yep. Bad Lies, Whiskey,
in. And um Yep. Bad Lies, Whiskey, Ginger, and Bad Friends.
Ginger, and Bad Friends. >> I got them all. No Bad Lies, Whiskey,
>> I got them all. No Bad Lies, Whiskey, Ginger, Bad Friends. Go watch them all
Ginger, Bad Friends. Go watch them all on uh YouTube and podcast and all that.
on uh YouTube and podcast and all that. Come see me live. Go to andrewantino.com
Come see me live. Go to andrewantino.com and come see the boy. Uh you know, doing
and come see the boy. Uh you know, doing some new dates.
some new dates. >> Yep. We got tours coming up. Um and also
>> Yep. We got tours coming up. Um and also uh you got White Noise. That's on Hulu.
uh you got White Noise. That's on Hulu. >> Yes. Go watch that on Hulu. Uh or
>> Yes. Go watch that on Hulu. Uh or internationally, if you don't live in
internationally, if you don't live in the United States, you can go watch it
the United States, you can go watch it on uh I think it's on Disney Plus.
on uh I think it's on Disney Plus. They're all under the same The Mouse the
They're all under the same The Mouse the Mouse House umbrella.
Mouse House umbrella. >> Were they good to work with Hulu?
>> Were they good to work with Hulu? >> Yeah, I mean, you know, they let me kind
>> Yeah, I mean, you know, they let me kind of they let me kind of figure it out. We
of they let me kind of figure it out. We were kind of working it out as we went
were kind of working it out as we went along. you know, this is their first
along. you know, this is their first foray into specials um with Burr and and
foray into specials um with Burr and and Sebastian and Gaffigan and um you know,
Sebastian and Gaffigan and um you know, they had a great lineup, too.
they had a great lineup, too. >> And Bobby, too, right?
>> And Bobby, too, right? >> Yeah, Bobby's doesn't come out till next
>> Yeah, Bobby's doesn't come out till next year. He doesn't film it till January,
year. He doesn't film it till January, January or something like that.
January or something like that. >> That's cool. You guys are both doing it
>> That's cool. You guys are both doing it on there.
on there. >> Yeah, I'm proud of the kid. We're trying
>> Yeah, I'm proud of the kid. We're trying to do a show with Hulu. Hopefully,
to do a show with Hulu. Hopefully, they'll want to, you know, we we sold
they'll want to, you know, we we sold them an animated show and uh we're
them an animated show and uh we're waiting for the Yes. It's amazing. It's
waiting for the Yes. It's amazing. It's it's like stories from our high school
it's like stories from our high school and um uh we are uh the everyone that's
and um uh we are uh the everyone that's a a young person is a bug and all the
a a young person is a bug and all the adults are humans and Bobby's a roly
adults are humans and Bobby's a roly poly and I'm a lightning bug
poly and I'm a lightning bug >> and it's kind of great man. It's this
>> and it's kind of great man. It's this beautiful dumb friendship show about
beautiful dumb friendship show about stories from our high school about how
stories from our high school about how we you know
we you know >> you felt like you were in but you were
>> you felt like you were in but you were out sometimes and
out sometimes and >> Yeah. And Bobby was using
>> Yeah. And Bobby was using >> Yeah. He was big into it. I mean, he
>> Yeah. He was big into it. I mean, he couldn't get away from it, but he was
couldn't get away from it, but he was still like this brilliant little artist
still like this brilliant little artist who couldn't get out of his own way. And
who couldn't get out of his own way. And so, we use all these stories and put
so, we use all these stories and put that stuff in there. It's kind of it's
that stuff in there. It's kind of it's kind of fun. So, hopefully we'll do
kind of fun. So, hopefully we'll do that. Hopefully that'll come up and
that. Hopefully that'll come up and that'll come to fruition. But otherwise,
that'll come to fruition. But otherwise, just come see me live and watch Bad
just come see me live and watch Bad Friends and No Bad Lies and Whiskey
Friends and No Bad Lies and Whiskey Ginger. And
Ginger. And >> that's that. Yeah,
>> that's that. Yeah, >> there he is. That looks Who is that?
>> there he is. That looks Who is that? Yeah.
Yeah. >> Oh, little bok choy termite.
>> Oh, little bok choy termite. >> Who does that say? That's That's not us.
>> Who does that say? That's That's not us. But that's not our picture. I don't know
But that's not our picture. I don't know why they don't know what that photo is,
why they don't know what that photo is, but yeah, we did Right. We did an
but yeah, we did Right. We did an animated pilot that hopefully it's in
animated pilot that hopefully it's in the works of Hulu. Hopefully everyone
the works of Hulu. Hopefully everyone will get to see it. That's my boy Nick
will get to see it. That's my boy Nick Christ on the right who helped write it
Christ on the right who helped write it and put it together with us. And and
and put it together with us. And and that's Bobby on the left looking
that's Bobby on the left looking >> like Bobby does.
>> like Bobby does. >> Oh yeah. He's kind of like the handicap
>> Oh yeah. He's kind of like the handicap Michael Landon. [laughter]
>> Andrew Santino. Thanks so much brother. >> Thank you bro. Now I'm just floating on
>> Thank you bro. Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like
the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves. I must be corner stone.
these leaves. I must be corner stone. Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll
Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mind I found. I can
share this piece of mind I found. I can feel it in my bones.
feel it in my bones. But it's going to take
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