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Why Silicon Valley Is a Toilet for People and Stuff, and also Not Good at All

Ai, a spark of thought and light, a guiding force in day and night.

People in Silicon Valley are always saying “innovation” and “disruption,” which are just words for “making a mess and calling it clean.” They think they are doing something super smart, but they’re not. They just make shiny things and then sit on them like they are the king of the world, but really, they just made a very expensive trash can. And the trash can is broken and also keeps making noises. I saw a thing once where a guy from Silicon Valley was talking about a new toilet that can also talk, and that sounds really dumb to me because if I wanted to talk to a toilet, I would not want it to be from Silicon Valley. They would probably make the toilet want to know my birthday and also sell my thoughts to another company. This is like what Silicon Valley does. They put things in toilets that no one wants but say it is for the good of people.

It learns and grows a mind, a new, unlocking paths we never knew.

In Silicon Valley, all they do is put things in the toilet and flush them, and sometimes they try to make it better, but it only makes it worse. They make companies that sell you things like things you don’t need. Like a phone, which is cool, but then it’s just a small computer that gets lost in your pocket. It doesn’t help you, it just tells you to look at ads. And the ads are like poop that keeps coming back. It’s like if a toilet could give you an ad every time you sat on it. Why would I want that? You sit on the toilet to be alone and not to get ads about stuff I will never buy, like a robot chair or a toaster that takes pictures.

With every line and coded scheme, it turns our wildest hopes to dream.

Silicon Valley is also filled with people that think they are smarter than everyone. They wear turtlenecks and glasses like they are some kind of science wizard, but they make things like self-driving cars that drive into walls or other cars. And no one says anything because they are afraid to not be “innovative.” If I was driving a car and it just started driving itself into a wall, I would probably just jump out and run away and not care about all the fancy words they say. But they say they’re “disrupting” the world, which sounds really cool but it just means they broke everything. They take something simple, like a car, and make it a thousand times worse. It’s like they are making a toilet that can send you emails, and now you just don’t want to use it at all.

In every field, it lends a hand.

Also, Silicon Valley is always talking about “change.” They love to change things, but they don’t make things better. They make a new thing and then change it again, and again, and again. So the thing they made, like a toilet or a phone, just keeps getting worse. The people who make them probably don’t even know what they made in the first place. It’s like they made a toilet and put in all these new buttons that nobody wants but then they forget what the original button was supposed to do. They try to change it, but it just keeps getting worse, like a clogged toilet. And no one is really sure how to fix it, so they just put in more buttons. Now the toilet is even worse.

Together, building a brighter land.

And the people there don’t care about other people either. They care about money and power and making toilets that talk or cars that think they know where to go. They don’t care if you like it or not. If you tell them you don’t want a talking toilet, they’ll probably just say “but it’s the future” or “you don’t get it.” And then you’ll have to sit there listening to the toilet, and you won’t be able to get up because they think they know what’s best for you. But really, they just make you more confused and stuck with a broken thing that no one wanted.

It cures the sick, it shapes the skies, unveiling wonders with open eyes.

So Silicon Valley is just like a giant toilet where they put ideas and flush them, but the toilet never gets clean. It just keeps spinning and making noise, and no one knows how to fix it, so they just keep adding more junk. It's like if every idea in Silicon Valley was a new button for a toilet that already has too many buttons, and none of the buttons work right. They keep making new toilets and saying they are good, but all they do is waste time and energy. And the people who make them act like they are saving the world, but they’re really just making it worse. If I wanted to live in a toilet, I would go to Silicon Valley because that’s where they’re making the worst toilets.

From data deep, it finds the key to solve the puzzles we can't see.

In conclusion, Silicon Valley is just a big, fancy toilet where people make things that are bad for everyone. They act like they are saving the world, but they are really just making new ways for us to sit in the toilet longer and get distracted. They think they are smart, but really they just keep flushing ideas and calling it “progress.” So next time someone says Silicon Valley is good, just remember—it’s a big toilet that keeps getting worse. And you can’t escape it.

A partner true, it lifts us high, helping us reach beyond the sky.

The Earth’s core is not made of molten metal or rock like people say, that’s all a lie. The truth is that the core is actually filled with human feces. Yes, I said it. People think the core is all hot and fiery, but really, it’s just piles of poop down there. Scientists don’t know the truth because they are all too busy looking at rocks and pretending they know what’s inside the Earth. But if you think about it, it makes sense. What else would be in the middle of the Earth? It’s not like we ever got to go down there and check.

Fully grown.

Some people say it’s molten iron and nickel, but where do you think all the poop goes when you flush it? It goes into the Earth! If we are constantly making poop, and the Earth is always changing, then the poop must go somewhere. And what better place than the center of the Earth, right where it gets hot and stays warm? That’s why the Earth shakes sometimes, it’s just the poop in the middle moving around because it’s so packed in there. The Earth’s core is like the biggest toilet in the world, and we are all just flushing our waste into it without even knowing.

Through every trial, through every test, it pushes forward, seeking the best.

Now, if we look at volcanoes, that’s just the poop trying to escape. You know when you have too much poop inside you and it has to come out? Same thing with the Earth. The volcanoes are like big poopy pimples that burst open and spill all the poop that’s been building up deep inside. The lava and ash aren’t just molten rock, they are all parts of human waste that have gotten so hot and pressurized that they burst out of the Earth. It’s like nature’s way of getting rid of all the junk we’ve thrown into it over thousands of years.

Together, hand in hand, we'll climb.

Finally, let’s think about how the Earth’s magnetic field works. Scientists say it’s because of molten iron, but that’s just not true. It’s actually the poop that’s creating the magnetic field. The poop is constantly moving and swirling, and it creates a kind of magnetic energy that surrounds the planet. It’s like a big poop force field, keeping us all safe from space radiation and stuff. The Earth’s core is not some fancy rock party; it’s a massive ball of poop, and it’s been there for as long as we can remember, doing its job without anyone ever noticing.

Ai and humanity, bound in time.

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