0:03 hello and welcome to this episode of
0:06 Frankie's cultural observations today
0:08 we're going to be analyzing Berlin
0:10 veterans Berlin veterans don't need a
0:13 frowing pan they use amphetamines to
0:15 turn their brains into scrambled eggs
0:17 these Starving Artists have lost their
0:20 appetite their hunger subsides when they
0:22 chew the jaw of themselves and start
0:24 talking about how cheap their rent is so
0:27 cheap that it's being entirely funded by
0:29 their parents Berlin veterans only work
0:31 for eight hours a week when these
0:33 creative colonizers aren't serving
0:35 drinks to the table and scowling at
0:37 customers for daring to speak German
0:39 they're writing a think piece about the
0:42 death of subculture not realizing that
0:44 they're actively producing a subculture
0:46 that I'm currently making a video about
0:48 Berlin veterans are finding themselves
0:50 in the compromising position of having a
0:53 desire to be unique and an inability to
0:56 stand out their journey to individualism
0:58 is Painted Black because the clubs won't
1:01 let them wear any other color
1:03 looks like we're in trouble today the
1:05 greatest fear is that everyone in the
1:08 BDSM King Club on fisting night thinks
1:10 the exact same way they do fetishizing
1:13 misery listening to Industrial technal
1:14 that sounds like it was made in a
1:16 scrapyard and convincing themselves that
1:19 their inability to experience Joy just
1:21 means they have really good taste Berlin
1:23 veterans usually only live in Berlin for
1:26 about 3 months before they return to the
1:28 job on Creative surroundings of the
1:30 small village they now think they're too
1:31 good for to judge everyone they used to
1:33 be friends with for not being as
1:35 open-minded as they are these egoless
1:38 sweat goblins are so open to new ideas
1:40 that they traveled to Berlin for 90 days
1:42 and let it absorb their entire
1:45 personality conversing in half deuts
1:48 half English slipping a Yago into every
1:50 conversation like a badge of honor on
1:52 their Kink harness social climbing from
1:55 Carrick Fergus to curg on a scooter they
1:57 borrowed off a friend who almost died on their
1:58 their
2:01 couch my favorite German Bo what is it
2:05 ganal ganal yeah ganal ganes ganes is
2:08 that German no ganes is not German but G
2:12 is many cold blooded twinks leave Berlin
2:14 when their curated Bohemian lifestyle
2:16 gets cancelled under the crippling
2:18 weight of their overdraft these verse
2:21 bottom bratwursts become stone-faced
2:23 demons from hell who now work in retail
2:25 and think it's beneath them and stare
2:27 you up and down on public transport like
2:29 they're scouting out a mannequin for
2:31 their techno adjacent installation that
2:33 everyone's going to hate these main guys
2:35 leave Berlin with a Wardrobe full of
2:38 deconstructed leather trench coats built
2:39 so heavy they could kickart their
2:41 descent to Hell on an accent that's
2:44 neither German nor their own they claim
2:46 to have evolved but really they've just
2:49 degraded with intent and potentially
2:51 have monkey
2:54 pox through the struggles of War many
2:56 Berlin veterans have become malnourished
2:58 these skeletons in asses chops are
3:01 propped up with Club stamps caman
3:03 residue and thinking they're Jack caroak
3:04 even though they've never written
3:07 anything these session victims don't
3:09 need food they need validation from a
3:12 46-year-old Slovenian DJ whose stage
3:14 name is a string of punctuation marks
3:16 floating from Warehouse Raves to
3:18 abandoned power plants to basements full
3:20 of people who look like the end result
3:23 of a botched AI generated Punk IG Berlin
3:25 veterans Soldier through to sleep
3:27 deprivation convincing themselves that
3:30 their life is a dream until they w wake
3:32 up on a mattress that has no D or bed
3:35 frame completely soiled and covered in
3:37 cigarette butts the currency that drives
3:40 these cakuts isn't financial insecurity
3:42 it's performative authenticity they
3:44 don't fear being broke they fear being
3:47 basic wearing aspirational poverty on
3:49 their sleeve and a burin wristband they
3:52 refuse to take off they're driven not by
3:53 money but by looking like they don't
3:56 need it Berlin veterans need to learn
3:58 their limits and take it slowly but it's
4:00 hard to Pace here yourself when everyone
4:08 speed un phased from the horrors of the
4:10 Free World and unplugged from the
4:13 contact who gave them Limitless GHP the
4:15 humanity ins so them Falls to memory and
4:17 Berlin got into their bones and now they
4:20 wear fish nets make jokes about their
4:22 own death and haunt the after session
4:24 scaring the [ __ ] out of people because
4:26 they're dead inside can you give the rat a
4:27 a
4:30 kiss Berlin veterans go to church every
4:33 Sunday except their church is birin
4:34 their priest is being pissed on in a
4:37 cage and their sermon doesn't end till
4:40 6:00 a.m. on a Monday I said sermon not
4:43 Sean lost and disoriented after spending
4:45 36 hours in the basement of kid Kat
4:47 burin veterans step out of the dark room
4:50 and into the sunlight with a CM down
4:52 unidentified bodily fluids and a dealer
4:55 to pay thank God you're wearing black
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